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Casey. I'm here with Dan and Lee Greenwood. Oh,
yeah. Dan, I play this song because I miss America.
America is united. You know, Lee Greenwood played
this song in October 2001 after 9 -11. Is he
the artist that originally sang this? Yeah. Oh.
And I think it just brought America together.
We're too divided today. I agree. I think maybe
we need another 9 -11. I think that could be
arranged. No, no. You know, before 9 -11, the
worst thing that really happened was, like, the
Titanic. Right. What else happened with 3 ,000?
Hold on. I mean, Pearl Harbor. Oh yeah, there's
that. How many people died in Pearl Harbor? I
don't think it was as many actually. I think
a few hundred. Let's see. Oh shit, 2 ,400 Americans
died? No way. What? Yeah, so that was like 9
-11 back then. Oh damn, I didn't even know that.
Isn't that crazy? 2 ,400. Japanese lost 64. I
wonder how. Probably the planes that were shot
down. If you ever see that movie, what's it called?
Midway? No. They have like a Pearl Harbor scene.
So probably the fucking Japanese planes were
shot down, but they got 2 ,400 of us. Damn, 2
,400, bro. That's insane. 2 ,400 service members
died at one time. Yep. It was just like a beautiful
day in Hawaii. They're just fucking chilling.
God. Dude, they're sitting ducks out there. Yeah.
There's nothing they could do. But, I mean, dude,
I'm going to say they definitely paid for that
one. Definitely paid for that one. You know?
Yeah. 2 ,400 dead. It's kind of like, you know,
the U .S. gets its revenge, man. Like for 9 -11,
we killed 500 ,000 people. Yeah. Yeah. We killed
people in countries that didn't have to do with
9 -11. Right. We fucking invaded Iraq for their
fucking airbase. Is that what it was for? Yeah.
I think I'm going to insert actually at the end
of this podcast the bonus content where we were
talking in VR a couple weeks ago. Oh yeah, we
tried to do a couple episodes because nobody's
schedule was lining up. So we tried to do a couple
episodes of VR and it was just not going too
well, I don't think. But yeah, it'll be bonus
content. Yeah, we were talking about like the
CIA and shit and what they did and how George
Bush was just lying. He was like... americans
america does not torture people and uh john kayaku
is like that guy's lying straight to your face
yeah i'm actually wearing uh our george bush
untitled podcast shirt if you want to buy it
on our store on fourthwall .com slash untitled
podcast it says uh george bush melts steel beams
and it's got a it's got a picture of the twin
towers disintegrating and george bush there With
like a beard. I thought he was Osama Bin Laden,
but Megan said he was Thanos. Who the hell is
Thanos? From like the superhero movies. Is she
sure about that? I gotta double check Meg real
quick. Let me see. I mean, it doesn't really
look like Osama Bin Laden's beard. Oh, you know
what? She might be right. Yeah, it really does
look a lot like that guy. Let me see. Oh, yeah.
It's 100 % him. Yeah, it's Thanos. I don't really
know a lot about Thanos, but that's fucking funny.
I thought he was Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, me too,
because it's like, what else? Why would he be?
That's such a weird shirt, dude. Where'd you
find that picture? I think I just Googled. I
Googled something weird. Like George Bush as
Osama Bin Laden. Oh, my God. I found this. Jesus.
Fucking, what's his name? Mondami won the election
in New York City last week. Yeah, we didn't talk
about that. New York City mayor, socialist. First
socialist elected mayor of New York City. How
do you feel about that, Dan? You know, man, I'm
going to be honest with you. One, they're going
to get what they voted for. And if socialism
is what they voted for, they're going to get
it. I'd say that's a good thing. And they're
going to love it. I don't think that the mayor
of New York city has as much power as people
think. Like he's really managing like the infrastructure.
Um, it's not like, I think people are overblowing
the, um, they're blowing it out of proportion.
Like the amount of power this guy actually has.
I don't think he has that much. It's just one
city. You said the New York stock exchange would
fucking move out of New York and our economy
would reduce the size of Ohio. Did I say that?
Yeah, you've been saying that for two weeks.
Well, here's the thing. I will say that New York
State does have a larger GDP than all of Canada
because of the New York Stock Exchange. So you
want to make as comfortable of an environment
as possible to keep them around because they're
paying for fucking everything. So, you know,
they've already started to move to Texas, though.
They've already started the process. And a lot
of businesses are moving to Texas. Look at SpaceX
and Tesla. Well, SpaceX was already in. I think
they were already in Texas. No, no. They were
in California and then they moved to Texas. And
Tesla was California but incorporated in Delaware.
And they blocked Elon's pay package so he moved
to Texas. He incorporated in Texas. Which is
like, dude, when you got a company that's one
-seventh the size of the entire stock market.
Dude, Elon had a pay package approved last week
that was giving him $1 trillion payout. Yeah.
That's 1 20th of the entire GDP of America. So
GDP is yearly. So he's getting paid what the
U .S. makes, not makes, but produces yearly.
You think one person should have that much power?
Yeah, I do. Yeah, he earned it. He took the risk,
dude. You can't sit at the bottom and take no
risk and be like, oh, why am I not getting paid?
You know what I mean? He risked everything, dude.
He slept on the production floor of Tesla for
like three years. The company almost went belly
up. He had everything, every last cent, every
last dollar tied up in Tesla. And it almost failed.
But he took such a fucking gamble that it ended
up being one of the most successful companies
in the United States. I can appreciate that.
Yeah. That's fucking dude. Yeah. A trillion honestly
isn't even enough. I wouldn't give, I wouldn't
give him a trillion dollars. I would say like,
you know, you worked your ass off. Like here's
like, I don't know, a few million that you can
live the rest of your life in comfort. You don't
need a trillion dollars. It's like, you know,
the thing is, is like, this is like a very like
left thing. Like they equate, like they think
it's actual money. All right. It's not actual
money. It's a trillion dollars equivalent in
assets of a company that he built. But he could
get the money anytime he wants to, right? All
right. So imagine Casey starts Casey's log company
and Casey starts selling logs, right? And cutting
logs and making timber. The company he started,
Casey starts selling shares of this company,
right? Say he's got 10 shares. $1 ,000 each.
So he could have $10 ,000 in income from people
who buy shares of his company. He needs to buy
a new saw or something. So Casey's Lumber Company,
he gets $10 ,000 from his shares. He sells his
shares. And then this turns into a company that's
worth a million dollars. It's a million -dollar
lumber company. So you're CEO of the company.
The shareholders say, we're going to give you
$100 ,000 of the company that you started. Does
that sound unreasonable at all? Do I have the
option to sell my part in the company and make
the million dollars? And make the million? Well,
no. So it's grown since the original shares,
right? So now say there's only originally 10
shares. Now there's 100 shares and it's a million
dollars. So what's that? 10 ,000 times 1 ,000
is a million? Yeah. Right? So let's say there's
1 ,000 shares and it's a million. So there's
10 ,000 each share. But they're giving you a
large chunk of the company. They're giving you
100 grand, which is one -tenth of the company.
So that's probably a similar situation with Tesla.
One trillion is probably one -tenth of the company
that he built. They want him in control of those
assets. That's all that's happening. He's not
getting a check for a million bucks. You mean
a trillion bucks? A trillion, yeah. But he's
getting a payout, though. He's not getting a
payout. It's only in Tesla stock. He's not getting
any cash. So how does Elon purchase stuff? So
he goes to the bank and he says, here's... 100
shares of Tesla and I need the money for 100
shares of Tesla. And they give him the equivalent.
You're saying the bank buys his shares of Tesla?
No, they hold it as collateral and he takes a
loan out against it. So if he wants to pay off
that loan, he has to sell those shares. Yeah,
but say Elon just wants to go to the fucking
grocery store. Yeah, so he does it for probably
a million dollars at a time. You know? So he
has like working, he has cash on hand. Right.
You know, so he has, he has to, he doesn't cash
out stocks. He talks out loans against them because
then you never pay tax on it. You see? So you're
always in debt. So if you always operate from,
from a place of where you're in debt, you're
never making a profit. So technically on the
books, I mean, he's probably technically in debt,
you know, because The way it works with stocks
is you don't pay a capital gains until you sell
them. So that's one of the benefits of investing
in the stock market is there's no capital gains
tax. But if Elon wanted to live the rest of his
life, right, in luxury, he could do that. He
has enough money to do that and more. Oh, yeah.
So why is it still working? He could probably
buy a country. Yeah. Yeah, he could buy his own
country. So what's the motivation for him? Oh,
because he wants to go to Mars, man. He had money.
He's not motivated by money. That's the thing.
Like Elon only sees money as a tool to get other
things that he wants. Yeah. I mean, he's like
going around knocking up like hundreds of women.
Well, I mean, isn't that every, that's like every
14 year old boy's wet dream. Yeah. Yeah. That's
like not realistic, but he's starting like a
colony. Of like children of like his offspring
to take to Mars and start like a new human race
when like ours dies out on Earth. I think it's
a great idea. And we're just they're just all
going to be descendants of Elon. He's going to
be like God. Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what he
wants a little bit. I think that's what he's
doing. Dude, listen, as soon as they work out
the bugs, right, with the starship. Yeah. I'm
going, dude. I'm fucking going. I want an adventure,
man. I'm just like. You ever see those people
that go to Mars and they're like, yeah, you can
go to Mars, but you can never come back. Who
said that? There's like the first astronauts
that are going to Mars. They said they can go
there. But once they get there, they just have
to stay there. Like they have no way to return
them. So they're basically going to die on Mars.
That's kind of cool. They volunteered for it.
It was like a part of the SpaceX thing. So is
this going to happen soon or when is this going
to happen? I heard about it a few years ago.
I think they were saying like the late 2020s.
Dude, I don't think they would do that unless
they had some sort of colony started on Mars.
Well, no, that's what they're doing. They're
starting the colony, but they have no way to
get the astronauts back. So basically, they're
just going to die there. Are you sure? Yeah,
people are volunteering. Like fucking 18, 20
year old people are volunteering for this. Like
suicide mission. I mean, they get to live there
for a while. But how long do they live there?
Until their resources run out. I think like a
few years. A few years, I think. They're not
going to do that, dude. They already had people
sign up for it. No, bro. They're not going to
send somebody if they can't. If they can't live
on Mars, they're not going to just let somebody
die on Mars. No, I'm saying this is a thing that
I saw. I think you're dreaming, dude. I think
you definitely saw it, but I don't think it's
real. That's what Elon wanted to do in his first
mission to Mars was to send people to establish
a colony, but they didn't have a way to get them
back. So they just die. They're not going to
need to do that, though. what they're going to
do is they're going to send us, send a starship
that has like a hundred Tesla bots and a giant
solar panel. Right. So they can all fucking charge
off of it. And they're going to do, they're literally
going to use, I guarantee, I guarantee this is
what's going to happen. They're going to use
the first starship to Mars, right? The first
like working one. Um, they're going to load it
up with like a hundred to a thousand fucking
Tesla bots that just pour out and start building
a colony. That's why he wants to build a Tesla
bot. Like you got to think this guy, everything
Tesla makes at his direction has nothing to do
with the consumer. It's always like something
that maybe he could. Yeah. Made for him. It's
made for him. He's using every day. Dude, if
I was you, right? Like trying to pick, like,
I wouldn't, I wouldn't be mad at Elon for, uh,
getting a trillion dollar pay package of his
own company. I'd be mad at Elon for using the
shareholders money. To do stuff for himself.
Because he already does that, dude. It doesn't
matter how much money. He can already have all
the fun he wants with other people's money. He
doesn't even need his own money. He's using other
people's money, OPM. So, dude, he doesn't give
a fuck. He thinks, oh, yeah, every house is going
to want one of these robots. It's like, yeah,
dude, whoever can fucking afford a $25 ,000 robot,
you know. But I guarantee the first ship to Mars.
is going to have somewhere between 100 and 1
,000 of these robots on it. And they're going
to get out single file, and they're just going
to start building this colony. So by the time
humans actually get there on maybe the third
or fourth trip, there's going to actually be
some substantial colonization. I saw this interview
with this woman, and she was like 19 or 20 years
old. And they're like, yeah, you're going to
be like the first person on Mars. And they're
like, oh, don't you want to, like, come back
to Earth? Aren't you, like, sad that you're going
to die on Mars? She's like, I'm doing it for
the good of humanity. Damn. Like, she's, like,
doing Elon's mission for him. Wow. What a calling.
Yeah. Calling from God. I mean, dude, you got
to fucking think, man. Like, even when I go to
Greece and the sun sets, dude, and you're looking
out over the Mediterranean. and you realize I'm
in the middle of nowhere. Like, I'm on an island
in the Mediterranean. Like, it's out there, dude.
Like, you're away from the mainland. You know,
I'm, you know, how many, 5 ,000, 6 ,000 miles
away from home, and I'm just out here. Like,
and that's why, like, I've thought about, like,
we were talking about Midway Atoll, right, where
that's around where Pearl Harbor was, right?
yeah um yeah midway is like to the west of hawaii
yeah and that yeah because you said something
about midway right yeah well it's like hawaii
is like here and midway is like kind of more
towards japan halfway to japan yeah i've like
dude i've thought about like visiting there because
you can visit it and there's an active airport
there's an airport it's a military airport yeah
but and people actually live on midway um But
dude, you got to think about just like how just
secluded you are. That has got to be one of the
most secluded places on earth. Yeah, you hear
about the guy, the Japanese soldier that he was
just hiding like for like four years after World
War II ended. And he was just hiding in the bushes
because he thought the Americans were coming
to get him. Oh, really? And like when they found
him, they were like, yeah, the war's over. You
can go. Wow. It had been over for four years?
Yeah. It was like 1949. Wow. Well, I mean, at
least he had some survival skills, man. You know?
Right. That beats the shit out of coming out
too early. They just like found him and he started
like trying to fight them. They're like, no,
the war's over. You can go back to Japan. Oh
my God. He's just like, how the fuck do I get
back? Right. Yeah, they just put like foot on
a boat. dude so he just fucking hung out that's
wild because he's thinking he's like oh well
this is my life now until well i think his entire
unit probably died and then he was just like
surviving on this little island wow like i don't
it was like an island near midway or something
like that so he was just trying to stay like
secluded yeah and like out of sight yeah four
years is such a long time to not try and check
though You know? Well, he probably figured, oh,
they're just going to kill me. You know, as soon
as they see me, it's just going to be, they're
going to kill me on sight. Well, he's probably
waiting for the Japanese to come back to the
island. Yeah. They ain't coming back. And little
does he know how many people died. Right. Jeez.
God, that's fucking wild, dude. But. Yeah, I
was doing some reading on Midway though. And
there's like, there's like a certain species
of bird that only lives there. You know, can
you imagine just, can you imagine being on Midway
Atoll at night? Like there's like 10 people on
that entire island. That's gotta be such a weird
feeling, dude. Crazy to think how people originally
got to islands in the first place. Like back
when there was no power boats. Like they had
to just spend like a month at sea, just like
going into the water, not knowing what was there.
Like, oh, I discovered, you know, Australia.
It's nuts, dude. And people used to do it all
the time. Like just like they could just be,
you know, they could just capsize and that's
it. And you're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah.
Like that had to take some bravery, dude, to
find America. Think of that kind of bravery it
took. Right. You know? God. What a set of stones
these people had. Look, Christopher Columbus
was kind of enslaved the natives. That's all
right, dude. You got to crack a couple eggs to
make an omelette, man. You know? Everybody always
focuses on the negative. A lot of good came of
it. Right. Dan, Jeffrey Epstein this week. Jeffrey
Epstein had his emails released. He was talking
about Donald Trump. He said, I know how dirty
Donald is. Well, I mean, you know, he did say
grab her by the pussy. New York sex offender
Jeff Epstein said of President Donald Trump,
I know how dirty Donald is. In a 2018 email,
the email thread, which is not independently
verified, is among more than 27. 20 ,000 documents
obtained from Epstein's estate through a subpoena
by Democrats. Oh, shit, the Democrats got him.
He told Michael Wolff that his ex -friend Trump
knew about the girls, and he said, I want you
to realize Trump is the dog that hasn't barked
yet. Yeah, he said. All right, so who did he
say that to? Oh, in 27... 2011 email to his now
convicted Ghislaine Maxwell. It was an email
to Ghislaine Maxwell. He wrote, I want you to
realize the dog that hasn't barked yet is Trump.
Okay, so that could mean a lot, man. They said
Trump hung out with his victims for hours. All
right, so Trump kicked him out of Mar -a -Lago
in 2004. He permanently banned Jeffrey Epstein.
So that was a long time ago. Why did he do that?
Well, that's the question. Why did he do that?
So imagine you got this fucking Fruit Loop, right,
walking around your fucking golf course. And,
you know, you invite him because he's like some
fucking celebrity or whatever. You know, this
guy's got all this money. He's got private jets.
He's a fucking billionaire. You know, billionaires
want to hang out with other billionaires. yeah
yeah you know he's a cool guy i keep him around
so i mean dude everybody was hanging out with
jeffrey epstein fucking stephen hawking was hanging
out with him right yeah so you come around the
corner of a building and he's fucking diddling
a 16 year old girl right like what do you do
bro like if that's happening he's just like fucking
i don't want to get too graphic what do you do
yeah I don't know. I think you fucking walk in
on him banging a 16 year old. I mean, I think
a normal person would report it. Well, I mean,
do you think he'd be like, Hey dude, I'm not
going to turn you into the authorities, but get
the fuck out of here. Like do not come back.
Right. Like, doesn't that sound like a reasonable
reason that somebody would get banned for life
from Mar -a -Lago? Trump probably had it in 2004.
His daughter was probably that age. So he's probably
like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
So maybe Trump said, dude, you cannot come back
here ever again. Okay. I'm not going to go to
the authorities because you're a fucking powerful
person. Okay. But just get the fuck out of here.
So maybe he's saying to Ghislaine, cause Trump
knew about this, right? He knew that, that this
was like a very serious problem. And he's like,
he's the dog that hasn't barked yet. So he hasn't
said anything to the authorities. You don't think
that Trump was involved in child sex trafficking?
I mean, I know you would like to think that,
but why would he kick him out? I'm trying to
think of what would be the... They said that
Trump spent hours with one of Jeffrey Epstein's
victims. Okay, so... And he likes to look at
girls in the beauty pageants that he runs. Okay,
so... So Jeffrey Epstein's job, right? Everybody
presumes that he was a Mossad agent, okay? And
it was to put powerful people in compromising
positions. Oh, yeah. Trump was an FBI informant,
right? That's why he fucked all the kids on Jeffrey
Epstein's island. Did he go there or are you
just making that up? No. Did Trump go to Epstein's
island? Yeah. Yeah, he visited Epstein's island.
Is that proven? in the documents that were released.
We don't know what he did because the Jeffrey
Epstein files were not released. But, you know,
Mike Johnson, I think he's coming around. They're
going to vote next week to release the Epstein
files, and I think that we might get them. All
right. Hold on a sec. Let's ask ChatGPT. Stand
by. Did Donald Trump visit Little St. James Island?
There's no concrete evidence that Donald Trump
visited Little St. James Island, which is the
private island owned by Jeffrey Epstein. While
Trump and Epstein did know each other in the
past and their social circles did overlap, there's
no verified record or travel log showing Trump
actually visiting the island. It's one of those
rumors that has floated around, but it hasn't
been substantiated. Okay, there you go, Casey.
Well, dude, we haven't... Oh, yeah, he was banging
little kids on little St. James Island. We don't
know. We haven't released Epstein files yet because
Republicans keep blocking it. Hopefully next
week, I think, the Republicans will vote to release
them. They're blocking it, I don't think, because
Donald Trump is in it. and i think that donald
trump had dirt on him and that's what they were
talking about because he could he could end him
with the information that he had and people are
going to believe him because he's a public donald
trump is a public figure so he's saying you know
we're fucked and the only person that hasn't
said anything right don't you don't you think
that the dog that hasn't barked right meaning
the person who hasn't said anything Yeah, like
he knew about what was happening and he didn't
say anything. Okay, right. So he walked in. He
witnessed something, dude. He banned him from
Mar -a -Lago. He said, get the fuck out of here.
He knows something, right? There's this guy that
compromises powerful individuals on his property.
Maybe he put him in a position to try and compromise
him for money. That's what he did. That was or
to get some information out of him or if he's
somebody powerful in the future, right? the Mossad
has some something on him. Right. So, you know,
he spent hours with them. Did he spend hours
with them, you know, at a buffet at the golf
course? Did he spend hours on the driving range
with them? Did he spend hours in a private bedroom
with them? Like that's, there's a big difference,
dude. Spent hours at the mall with them. Like,
like spent hours. How alone did they say he was
alone in a bedroom? Behind a locked door? I don't
know. It didn't specify, but it said he was spending
hours with underage people. Okay. You know, if
you work at a daycare, you spend hours with underage
people all the time. Did Trump work at a daycare
or did he work at an island that was known for
child sex trafficking? Well, he didn't go there,
so that's confirmed, right? There's no concrete
evidence that he went there. So, dude, he spent
hours with underage people. Okay. what if there's
children on his golf course? Well, that like
the way you word things like, yeah, it can sound
really bad, but it can mean nothing at all. I
don't know. I think, I think when the Epstein
files get released, hopefully next week, I think,
uh, I'll tell you why they're not releasing them
because Trump's in charge. No, it's not. It's
not because he's in them. It's because it incriminates
Israel. It incriminates our ally. That too, yeah.
Dude, yeah. Because it's going to be like, oh,
Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad agent and they don't
want that. Oh, because then it's going to associate
pedophilia with Israel. And then it'd be like,
no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't fucking have
that. Even though they were setting it up. They
were literally setting up like pedophile interactions.
Did you know Netanyahu was on trial for like
crimes against humanity in Israel? Yeah, of course.
That's why he keeps delaying it. He keeps stalling
the, what do they call it? Judicial process.
Let's talk about the eight Democrats that were
too pussy. That voted yes to open the government
again. The seven? Well, eight Democrats. Hold
on a sec. Hold on a sec. One of them had a fucking
serious stroke. He still voted yes. Dude, that
guy doesn't even, he should not even be in office.
Right. That's ridiculous. So first of all, I've
been saying that for the longest time, like not
because he's a Democrat, like just get somebody
competent in there. Well, people are mad at Chuck
Schumer, right? Because I think that he didn't
have control of his party and he, and like the,
like eight moderate Democrats voted no or voted
yes to this bill. And Chuck Schumer wasn't able
to prevent that. So they're like, oh, Chuck Schumer's
got to go. He's done. Oh, well, let me ask you
something, right? Weren't the Democrats the one
complaining that Trump was keeping the government
shut down? Well, they didn't vote for the budget
because they were taking health care away from
like 15 million people. So they're like, we're
not going to vote for that. Okay, but they said
it was Trump that was keeping it shut down. They
said the left. I specifically remember the left
said that it was Trump was telling the left said
it was the right that was keeping it shut down.
Well, Trump was telling his cronies to pass this
budget that included taking health care away
from 15 million people. I think it was health
care away from illegals is what they were worried
about. Illegals. Yeah, they were worried that
not not health care for just regular citizens.
The Trump administration was worried that that
money was going to illegal immigrants, people
that don't pay taxes in this country, aren't
citizens of this country. But so people that
receive benefits from that would be cut off,
like 15 million people or something like that.
Like not just illegal immigrants. Okay, so who
went without health care, Casey? What? Who went
without health care? People on Medicaid. They
did? Well, they would if they will now that the
bill's approved. So they'll have health care?
No, they'll have their health care taken away.
Oh, good. I'm all about that. I like that. I
don't like Medicaid. No, dude, I don't think
that's what it was. They were literally, they
didn't want, they didn't want health care going
to illegals and money going to illegal immigrants.
Right? Because they didn't want to shell out
all this money to fucking New York, who's just
going to give people a $10 ,000 debit card. You
know what I mean? They're just going to give
illegal immigrants $10 ,000 debit cards and a
free place to stay. Like, welcome to this country.
Like, we don't give a fuck about you, but we
want your congressional seats. Like, that's what's
going on, dude. I don't know. Bernie was talking
about a lot about how the bill would take away
health care for... millions of Americans that
were on Medicaid. Isn't he the governor of Vermont?
Oh, he's a senator from Vermont. Oh, a senator,
right. Who's the governor of Vermont? I don't
know, actually. You know that's the most socialist
state in the United States? I would love to move
there. To Vermont? Phil Scott. Oh, you remember
him? Didn't he run for president or something?
Phil Scott. Yeah, he ran in the primaries for
Democratic president. Oh, how'd that go? Well,
Kamala beat him out, actually. Let me see. Phil
Scott. Yeah, Vermont is the most socialist state
in the country. More power to him. Yeah, I mean,
you know, when you only got 500 ,000 people,
socialism works pretty good. 500 ,000. That's
it. Half a million people in Vermont. You know?
I'll look that up. No, it's actually $648 ,000.
Same thing. You know what I mean? Half a million,
basically. Yeah, you're right. But yeah, dude,
fucking Bernie Sanders is, I don't know, he's
just like obnoxious sometimes. Bernie Sanders
was talking about how Trump was doing a great
job with the border control, the illegal immigration.
And you know, I agree with him. I don't think
we should permit illegal immigration. No, absolutely
not. Because then why have a country, dude? Why
even bother? I mean, don't throw people in concentration
camps just to fucking deport the people that
are illegal. Right, and dude, I'm going to be
honest with you. I don't even agree with getting
rid of people who are Mexican who come from Mexico.
That's our neighboring nation, bro. Right. And
they're running from something really bad. And
most of them are contributing members to society.
Like, let them stay, bro. Give them a green card.
Say, OK, you're here. You're working. You fled
Mexico. Give them asylum. Give them a green card,
whatever the fuck it is. And put them on a 10
year track to citizenship. If you stay out of
trouble for 10 years, you don't get a felony.
You don't get a misdemeanor, whatever. You don't
get in any legal trouble for 10 years. You just
buckle down and work hard. dude, you're on the
fast track to citizenship. And if you can pass
the normal tasks that somebody would have to
go through, that's it. So call it like a sistering,
like a neighboring nations clause. If you are
in one of the nations surrounding the United
States, right. And you are here illegally, you
get treated different because it's like, you're
basically like, dude, Mexico is like half this
country speaks Spanish, man. You know, it's like
they're, they're our sister nation. You know,
unfortunately, like there's been some like, you
know, rough times lately, but Mexico is half
American, man. You know, it's, it's South America,
right? No, they're not South American. North
American. Yeah. Yeah. But they're American. Yeah.
North American. Yeah. So it's like, dude, give
them a special, I'm all about that for Mexicans.
But if you're here from fucking Djibouti. Like,
how the fuck did you get here, dude? Like, what?
Did you hide in the wheel wells of 747? Like,
how the fuck did you get here? You think people
in Africa can't buy plane tickets? Well, it's
like, bro, it's like you have to fake a passport
or something. It's like those people. Why do
they have to fake it? They're just going to bring
a passport and come here. Where do they get a
passport, an American passport? You don't need
an American passport to come to America. Oh,
you're saying they come with their passport and
then stay. You get a passport from the country
that you live in. Oh, you're saying that they
come with their passport and then they just stay
here. They don't go home. Well, I'm saying that,
yeah, they could get visas or green cards or
whatever. Well, no, no, no. I never really thought
about that. You could literally just... They
could come here with their passport. It doesn't
have to be American passport to get into America.
Right, right. But what I guess I'm confused about
is can people from like... Because I've never
had to worry about this because I'm American.
Like if you're not an American citizen and you
just want a vacation in America, what kind of
anything do you need? You don't need anything.
You just need a passport from your country. You
just need a passport from your country. So how
many illegals are people that just came here
and never left? Well, what's a visa? Is a visa
just saying that you're going to stay here and
work here for a short amount of time? Yeah, like
a visa gives you... Like, you can stay here for
a period of time, but in a green card, that's
like in between citizenship. That's like in between
a visa and citizenship, right? Yeah. So that's
like you can stay here kind of permanently. But
I never really thought about that as a route
for people to come in. Anybody can really come
to America if they have a passport from their
own country. Let's ask ChatGPT because this is
really interesting. What percentage of illegal
immigrants is people that come with a foreign
nation's passport and just stay and never leave?
So a significant portion of people who become
undocumented immigrants in the U .S. do actually
enter legally at first. They might come in on
a tourist visa, a student visa, or some other
type of temponite visa. And then they just overstay
that visa and remain. Estimates vary, but it's
often said that roughly 40 to 50 % of the undocumented
population originally came that way, meaning
they arrived legally and then just never left.
Oh, shit. Damn, I never thought about that, dude.
All right, so if somebody wants to come to the
United States from, say, Nigeria, do they need
some sort of visa or something? Yeah. Absolutely.
So if someone's coming from Nigeria to the U
.S., generally they do need to get a visa first.
It really depends on the purpose of their visit.
If they're just coming as a tourist, they'd apply
for a tourist visa. If they're coming to study,
they'd need a student visa and so on. So yeah,
a visa is definitely the usual first step. Okay,
so why don't I need a visa to go to Europe? Yeah,
that's a great question. So for U .S. citizens
going to many European countries, you don't need
a visa for short stays because of something called
the Schengen Agreement. Basically, it lets Americans
visit most of Europe for up to 90 days without
needing a visa. It's kind of a nice perk of the
agreements between the U .S. and those countries.
So that's why you can just hop on over to Europe
without all the visa hassle. What about Europeans
coming to the United States? Yeah, so for Europeans
coming to the U .S., it's actually kind of a
similar deal, but in reverse. Most European countries
are part of what's called the visa waiver program.
That means their citizens can come to the U .S.
for up to 90 days for tourism or business without
needing a traditional visa. Wow. They just have
to apply. They just have to what? Okay, never
mind. Dude, that's so racist. Chow, GBT is just
so all -knowing. Dude, that is fucking racist,
bro. Yeah. Because Nigeria, it's like, oh, no,
you need a visa. Americans get special privileges.
Like, I know, like, some countries have, like,
you don't need a visa to get in from some countries,
but some countries are like, oh, yeah, this is
a dangerous country, so we got to check you out.
So, what do you mean? I don't understand. Like,
if you come from Afghanistan or something. Oh,
yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. They're like, we
got to do more like background. You can't just
come in. Right. There's like, that's so crazy.
Cause I just, I just figured, you know, you can
just travel the world. You can go anywhere you
want, but it doesn't work like that. Like you
can't just walk into a country. Like we can go
to Europe because we have an agreement because
we're basically the same thing. Like the U S
and Europe. Like, let's be honest. We're all
fucking European here anyway. Um, But you can't
just walk into Nigeria, can you? I mean, I'm
sure nobody's watching the gates. Nobody cares.
You can book a flight to Nigeria if you want
to, if you have a passport. So you have a passport,
but do you need a visa? I don't think so. Just
a visit there? No. That's fucking crazy. But
they need a visa to come here. I think so, yeah.
That's wild. That is just nuts to me. I mean,
you're American. You can go anywhere, I think.
Except Russia. No, I think you can go to Russia,
too. Oh, yeah. Damn, you can go anywhere if you're
American, I guess. Yeah, I think... I don't know.
I'm going to get my... I want to get my Greek
citizenship. But apparently the Greek passport
is one of the best to have. You know? I mean,
I don't know where else you can go that you can't
go with an American passport, but... you know,
I just think that we, we really take for granted
how awesome this country is and how many people
did the footwork before us. Yeah. Um, there's
so many benefits to living in the United States,
dude. Right. It's like, we should vote for people
that don't ruin it. Yeah, I agree. I agree. But
no, dude, I think, you know, we want to have
like, we want to have somebody to like be angry
at. And it's like, It's like, dude, it's really,
we're so much more similar than we really think,
you know, like Donald Trump. Yeah. I don't agree
with some of the stuff he does. All right. I
don't agree with like 30 % of the stuff he does,
but 70 % of the stuff he does had to be done
and everybody knows it. Like even Nancy Pelosi
is like, yeah, we have a major trade deficit
with China and this is ridiculous. She said this
15 years ago. She's retiring now. She's 85 years
old. Yeah. You know, I, dude, I. I don't mind
Nancy Pelosi. Would you still hit that? 85? Nah,
man. She's a little past ripeness, man. You know?
She's a little stale. A little stale. A little
stale, man. I don't think that's anything you'd
want to fuck with. Kathy Hochul's on the edge,
man. Some days are better than others, but I
think Kathy would get it. I think she would.
Oh, shit. How old is she? I think she's like
70. No. Yeah, she's going to be like 68, 70.
Let's see. She's 67. 67, yeah. Yeah, she's getting
up there. That's about the end of my... where
my atmosphere runs out and you go into outer
space. You can't fuck with that. Let's get a
little... Kathy Hochul's the top of my... She's
the cutoff. That's the cutoff, yep. Probably
I'd take her to 68, 69, and that's it. After
that, you know, what's her nursing home status?
I think 69's the cutoff. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't
look bad, dude. She all made up, but I'm sure,
dude, I'm sure without her hair dyed and without
that makeup, it is not a pretty sight, bro. That
is like it probably I can't be good. A lot of
the the older senators are retired. Mitch McConnell.
He's like he's dead. He's like half dead. I saw
him trying to speak. It was like a nightmare.
Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen that guy that doesn't
an impression of him? No. Oh, my God. Oh, let
me show you. I know they won't be able to see.
The listeners at home won't be able to see this.
But they can hear it. Let's see. Mitch McConnell.
God, that guy's hard to look at. I just hate
how these people are fucking celebritized. All
right, here, I'll show it to you so you can see
it. Oh, is my mic still on? Yeah. Here we go.
You got to see the look he's doing, the Mitch
McConnell look. Well, let me begin by stating
what a privilege it is to be at this dinner celebrating
ordinary Americans and African Americans. That
fucking blank stare, dude. Dude, Mitch McCall
is like a stroke patient that had a stroke 20
years ago and it still has the residual effects
from it. Well, dude, he did have that TIA. Remember?
He has like a TIA every day. Yeah. He was just
like staring off into space. I think that's what
he was making fun of when he did that. Dude,
these boomers got to go. I know. They got to
fucking go, man. Dude, if AOC runs and I don't
like the Republican... Oh, you better vote for
AOC. I will. I will, dude. She's going to be
your first MILF president. Dude, I'd be so down
for that. You know how much nicer that'd be to
look at? Yeah. All right, let's take a break.
All right, let's do it. We'll be back. Untitled
podcast. I need some water. Welcome back. Untitled
podcast. Episode 125. Here with Dan. Aren't you
happy, Dan? New York, New York. It's a good song.
I don't know. It's going to be even better because
we've got a socialist as the leader of New York.
Yeah, you know. Like I said, I don't think he
can do too much damage, bro. Honestly. He's going
to try, but despite his best efforts, I don't
think he'll be able to destroy New York. We're
going to send out a congratulations to Tyler.
We had his wedding. Tyler got married last Saturday.
That was... Can I be honest? That was a fantastic
wedding. Yeah. That was awesome. Let's talk about
the wedding. Yeah. So we got to walk a couple
beautiful ladies down the aisle. I didn't see,
actually. Who did you walk down the aisle? I
walked down the bride's sister. Oh, did you?
Yep. Oh, that's right. Yep. How about you? I
don't know who she was to them, but she was sweet.
She was a really sweet girl. Yeah, that was a
very formal wedding. I think it cost something
like $62 ,000. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's pricey.
Food was great though, wasn't it? Yeah, I love
how after a wedding, you don't get fed all day.
And then after the ceremony, they just come up
to you and they're like, would you like a piece
of shrimp? Would you like a fucking chicken teriyaki?
Oh yeah. Bacon, bacon wrapped. What was it? Bacon
wrapped chicken. There was a tons of like different
kinds of shrimp. There's the spanakopita, which
of course I'm going to like, that was fucking
awesome. Um, I mean, you know, it was pretty
good. It's not like the, the real like Greek
thing, but it was pretty, pretty close. What
were you saying about? Hold on, I'm not done
talking about this food. Stuffed mushrooms. Yeah,
stuffed mushrooms. Scallops. What about the oysters?
Those were fucking good. Oh, yeah, oysters, dude.
It was so fucking good. That was delicious. What
happened with Farley and the homeless woman outside?
Oh, I mean, she came up and bummed like fucking
three cigarettes off this guy that was standing
outside and then asked Farley for money and he
said he didn't have any and she fucking cussed
him out. It's like, dude, but that's why you
just can't give these people anything. That's
why socialism won't work because the more you
give them, the more they want. So that's like
exhibit A. It's like that just was not enough.
Three cigarettes. I mean, a pack of cigarettes
is how much? It's probably $15. $15. So you got
a third of a pack, right? You're three cigarettes.
How many in a pack? 12? 20. 20 in a pack. It's
75 cents each. She just got a couple bucks out
of this guy. She was complaining about it. I
know. I deal with those people every day. Dude,
they're a fucking disease, bro. I know. There's
people that don't want to help themselves. You
can't really feel bad for them. I don't feel
bad for them at all. But now you got a guy that
says he's going to give them all the free shit
in the world. Well, What do you think about those
anti -homeless park benches? They're designed
to. It's great. They're designed to not have
homeless people sleep. Yeah, go somewhere else.
But they're in a city. Where are they going to
go? To another city. How's that going to fix
the problem of homelessness? They just move to
another city. That's okay. The problem or their
problem? Well, how is it going to fix the homelessness
problem? They just move somewhere else. It's
not our problem to fix. It's their problem to
fix in their own lives. Okay. So they moved to
Boston, right? That's still an American problem.
Okay. Well, I can't fix all of America's problems,
Casey. All I know is I can put little spikes
on the benches to keep these motherfuckers out.
I'm trying to fix the whole world's problems.
Do you support putting spikes on benches so homeless
people can't sleep in the city? Dude, I support
putting electrical devices on to electrocute
them. I would not stop at spikes. That's humane.
I would go a step further than that. Electrocution.
It's got sensors on it that sense if you're homeless.
They're like sensing, sensing, homeless, homeless.
They have a smell. They do have a smell and you
know that. That's true. It smells like... Literally
smells like cigarettes, old boo, and stale piss.
That is what homeless people smell like. That
combination. How did you feel about the poker
game at Tyler's wedding? How did I feel about
it? Yeah, I mean, I know you don't really play
poker that much. I had no idea what was going
on. I know. And I thought I knew how to play
poker at one point, but I forgot it was blackjack.
Oh, no, we were playing poker. Yeah, no. So like
once we started playing, I was like, oh, I have
no fucking idea how to play this. Yeah. Yeah.
We just didn't have enough time. Yeah, I mean,
I guess I could get into it. I just have to understand
it to have any fun. I can't just do that like
learning on the fly shit. I have to like study
something and be like, oh, this is how this works
and this is why this works. And that's just my
brain. So like if you gave me like a half hour
to study poker. I would be the fucking best at
it in the world. I'd kick your ass at it. Yeah,
I'll show you how to play some hands of poker.
Yeah, we should do it in VR. PokerStars VR. Oh,
yeah. That's what we're playing with. That's
what we always play. PokerStars VR. That's the
game that I won like $800 million. Oh, did you
really? Yeah. Is that actually hard to do? Well,
yeah, no, remember I was saying like I won like
$850 million in blackjack and I was like number
four in the world. Were you number four? Yeah.
No, are you serious? Yeah, I got on the all -time
leaderboard for blackjack, right? And then I
lost it all. Oh, no. Dude, you should actually
play then. Yeah. Yeah, the only way to, because
gambling, there's a lot of games that, you know
the house has the advantage but the only game
that the house hat doesn't have the advantage
is blackjack if you play with like counting counting
cards oh can you count cards yeah you can no
shit can now can you get kicked out of a casino
doing that yeah there's actually youtube videos
of like um This guy has a GoPro, and he's counting
cards in a casino, and he gets kicked out of
every one that he plays. Well, you could just
do it occasionally and get away with it. But
once they catch on to you doing it once, they
put your picture, like your ID in the system,
so that any casino you go to in Las Vegas will
see that you're a card counter. Wow. That's fucking
crazy. So you can count cards in VR? You can,
yeah. And you got pretty good at it? Yeah, so
it's a combination of counting cards and the
betting system called the Martingale system where
if you lose, you double your bet so that you
make your money back. Oh. Huh. Oh, because it
narrows down more options as you go on. So then
you double up. Well, every time you lose, you
double up so that when you win, you just make
the money that you lost back. But if it gets
too much of an amount and you just keep losing,
say you lose like 10, 15 times in a row, that
will just blow you out. Yeah, yeah. But it's
just like a bet. It's like I won a lot of money
on the system. Wow. So it's an actual system
some guy came up with that works. It works until
it doesn't basically. It works until you lose.
Oh, that's always good. There's always a chance
that you'll lose like right 10 to 15 times in
a row. There's like a small chance that you'll
lose that many times in a row. Right, right.
Because it's just chance. Yeah. You never know.
But if you don't do that, then it will always
work. Yeah. Wow. Damn. So where did you learn
to count cards? You know, I always played blackjack.
My grandma was into card games and betting games.
Taught me how to play blackjack. And then I was
just learning how to count cards. So basically
counting cards is you know what cards are out,
so you know. you know which ones are still possible.
Yeah, so you basically count like the low cards
and the high cards. So if you know there's like
a high card coming, you know there's a better
chance of you, of the player winning, not the
dealer. Yeah, so it's just pattern recognition.
It's like, or just remembering basically what's
in the deck. They would like do things to counteract
that. Like they would have like... four to six
decks shuffled together so you couldn't just
count a single deck of cards so now that um they
do that you have to count like four decks at
a time that's like impossible dude well it's
not because you just keep a running count of
what like how many high cards and low cards there
is so say there's like plus two high cards you
just keep track of that And then you say, like,
I bet more because of more high cards. I have
more of an advantage. Wow. Damn. So it can still
work with four decks? Yeah. It works really well
with one deck. It actually works better with
four decks because if you have, like, a huge
advantage at the end of the four decks, then
you can just bet a huge amount and win. Oh. Oh,
I see what you're saying. It's because it concentrates
even more. Because the player has the advantage
when there's more picture cards or more 10 -point
cards. The player has the advantage. Oh. So you
could know that there's a really high chance
that you're going to fucking hit it big. And
in that movie, 21, when there was a huge advantage
for the player, they would signal the high roller
to come over. And they would just put their entire
chips on one hand. And they would win it. Well,
dude, that just made me think of something. What
about the AI built into the meta glasses now?
Oh, yeah. I think they're trying to... They probably
make people take that shit off. Bro! That's insane.
If you have a fucking earpiece or something...
Because those just look like regular glasses.
Right? And they have AI built in. So they could
literally tell you what to bet just based on
the... Right. There's actually a thing. It's
been used since like the 50s or the 70s where
people would get their blackjack hand and just
input it. They would have like a device on their
knee and they just like tap it two times for
a jack or something like that. They just input
it and the machine would tell them what to do.
Wow. And that's how they would count cards at
blackjack. Wow. Yeah. I heard something like
that. Like this guy had a tapper in his shoe.
Yeah. So he would just like tap his toe, you
know? Right. Damn. How much can you, you can
win a lot at blackjack, huh? Yeah. I mean, like,
uh, I was almost at a billion dollars in fake
money. Well, dude, so like, say you went in there
and say you win five grand or something, right?
Yeah. And then you intentionally just give back
fucking four grand of it. You walk out with a
thousand bucks. And then you do that four times
a week. Times 52 weeks in a year. Four times
a month, I meant. 12 months in a year. You just
keep doing it, dude. Then you really get in the
inside. You get a job there. You start mopping
floors. For $1 ,000. No, I'm just joking. You
can make a lot of money, yeah. No, but... Dude,
you could... They'd catch on to you eventually,
though. That's why I just like... Yeah, they
do. They have these pit bosses that just watch
the cameras for the table and they see... Like
if you're winning a lot of money, they're like,
oh, why is this guy winning so much? And they're
like, oh, is he counting cards? And they figure
out if you're actually doing it. And then they
fucking kick you out. Report you to the rest
of the casinos. You'd have to just do it at one
and then never go back. Yeah. You know? Damn.
It's hard to. Because say you win like a little
bit of money. You go to another casino. You do
it again. But they have your information. From
the system. And they're like, you can't do it
again. Well, they probably fucking have AI that
watches people. They do now, yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Damn. Let me see. So say you went in and you
won. You think you could win five grand in a
night at Blackjack? Yeah, I think if I did it,
if I counted cards properly, yeah. Wow. Damn.
Dude, you do that. Just do it to 10 casinos,
win five grand, and then never go back to Vegas.
You know? I wouldn't want to do it on an Indian
reservation casino. All these casinos have databases,
and they're like, this guy's a card counter.
And then anytime they scan your facial recognition
ID. Dude, do it until you get caught, and then
get out. Yeah, but they all have a database.
And once they scan your ID, they're like, this
guy's a card counter. And they don't let you
in. Who cares? Do you really need to go to a
casino? If you get kicked out of the casino,
so what? What's the big fucking deal? I mean,
it's not a big deal if you go to another city.
But in Las Vegas, if you get profiled as a card
counter in one casino, All the other casinos
in Vegas have your information. Oh, wow, man.
You just don't go to casinos in Vegas. Right.
You know, it's like, you know, family trip to
Vegas. You don't go. There's a lot of other things
you can do in Vegas. No, there's not actually.
We were talking about episode 200. We're going
to go to Honolulu, right? Or Japan? Or Ireland.
Or Ireland. Yeah, the three places. So we'll
have to take a vote. We could stop in Las Vegas
and count some cards. Or we could just go to
Vegas. Yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah. Weren't
we talking about going to Vegas for episode 100?
I think so. Yeah. We were talking about Tyler's
wedding. Were we? At the beginning of this. No,
no, but I mean in past episodes. I think we were
talking about going to Vegas. Oh, yeah. We could
do that. Oh, or Canada. Oh, yeah. We were talking
about going to Montreal. Right. And Tyler wanted
to go to Miracle on Ice. Right. But I think episode
200, we can go to Ireland or... I think Ireland's
pretty cheap to go to. Honolulu? Japan? All right.
We'll have to take a vote. See what Ally Mac
and Tyler say. Yeah. So I think Ireland would
be fun since we're all Irish. And we can go get
in touch with our ancestors. Are we all Irish?
I'll drink a beer in Ireland. I'll do that. Are
we all Irish? Yeah. Alex McDonald. Casey O 'Neill.
I think he's Scottish. Daniel Delaney. Fuck.
That fucking Ally Mac. See, as cold as a stone
floor. I think Tyler's like half Irish or something.
Yeah, he's got some in there. Let's see. I'm
going to call that fucking guy Allie Macri now.
Oh, shit. I'm going to call him. I'm going to
put him on blast live on the podcast. All right,
we're back on the Untitled podcast. We fucked
up the ending with Jeopardy. I think we're going
to call it an episode here. Dan, thank you for
coming on Untitled Podcast. And, you know, George
Bush melts steel beams. Wait, so we're just not
going to have anything at the end? Well, you
know, we played Miliere, but I actually already
used those questions last time. So are you going
to keep that in or no? No. You're going to edit
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So I hope you enjoy Don Juan's Palace Part 3.
And you know, as always, be kind to yourselves
and each other. We out, right? Okay, fuck off.
I was trying to think of like, because there's
only two of us here. Yeah, welcome to Untitled
Podcast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm still 125. Casey,
I'm here with Dan and soon Ellie Mac in VR. Don
Long's Palace. I'm playing the USSR National
Anthem, by the way. Cut. It's fucking morning
in America today, Dan. The fucking Democrats
are back at it. They won every fucking election.
People are saying we don't want fascism. We want
socialism. I'm all for it. Dude, you don't even
know. You don't even know what you're voting
for. You don't even know what you're celebrating.
I'm celebrating some good old -fashioned Marxism,
Dan. Are we in the epi? Yeah. Welcome back. Okay.
Yeah, I had to restart my headset because I tried
to rejoin Messenger and the app was open like
45 times on my headset. So hopefully that was
what was causing all the problems. Oh, God. Now
I got to log into VR chat. Dude, that's the worst.
Oh, God. What was my login with? Who are you?
Fucking Joseph Pfeiffer now? What? Dan was like
some FDNY guy. Yeah, he was. I was the one that
caused 9 -11. Alright, you guys keep talking.
I'm going to try to remember my fucking login
to this. Zoran Mandami was elected mayor of New
York City yesterday. First socialist mayor. They
had a beat out of Andrew Cuomo, who was endorsed
by Trump. Did you see that coming down? No. Did
he actually endorse him? Yeah, he said, fucking
vote for Andrew Cuomo. He was definitely on Epstein's
Island, too. He was like, Andrew Cuomo's better
than some fucking socialist. Yeah, you know what,
though? You know what I'm going to say? I'm upset
about it, but I'm here for it, dude. I actually
think, you know why? Out of all those people,
you know why I think? mom dami is better mom
donnie yeah you think he's better yeah i think
he's better because he didn't he's not a cuck
for israel oh yes like dude what a stupid question
to ask what's the first place you're gonna visit
when you become mayor you have to bow down and
say israel that's fucking insane they all said
israel dude what a bunch of cocks my fourth trip
to israel and he's like what i'm gonna stay in
new york city yeah dude that's um you know what
fine i'm good with it if if that i don't care
dude there's only so much he can do he's not
going to be able to fuck up new york city okay
he's going to try but he's just not going to
be able to because it's already fucked up it's
the financial capital of the world one uh two
i mean a lot of these financial institutions
are are jewish controlled so they're just not
going to let that happen dude they're the fucking
gangsters And he's not going to step in and start
fucking with it. You know, even Kathy Hochul
said that. She's like, I'm the governor. So he
has to remember that. And I'm not raising corporate
tax rates. Because she knows she'll chase away
industry. I mean, that's just stupid. One, it's
like New York State already makes like $50 billion
a year. Maybe it's $100 billion a year in revenue,
in tax revenue. You know, it's like, what are
you really going to get more out of taxing corporations?
Corporations don't have to be here. They can
go anywhere in the world. So if you don't make
a good tax environment for them, then they'll
go somewhere else. They'll go to another country.
They'll go to another state first. And if that's
not good enough, they'll leave the country. Well,
how much power does he have versus... Like who
controls more, Hochul or the mayor of Texan corporations?
Kathy Hochul. Hello? Kathy Hochul could say if
she wanted to, she could write a new stipulation
into the law. Like say Mondami wants to tax corporations
at 40%. Kathy Hochul could write into the law
any city that has more than a million people.
cannot raise corporate interest rates. That's
all she has to do. And then he's powerless. You
know, that's like a lot of just make like the
Senate has to make laws. The governor can't just
institute laws. Well, right. So if it's bad for
the state, what do you think the Senate's going
to do? Well, I mean, they're all Democrats. okay,
you think they're going to vote for socialism
and they're going to vote to scare business around?
It's like, dude, they're Democrats, but they're
not retarded. Like, no, they're not fucking slow.
Like, they're not going to, it's like, dude,
this place is, the economy of upstate New York
and New York in general, not New York in general,
the city's pretty good, but the economy of like
upstate New York is borderline. It's like, it's
like half impoverished, half okay. It's literally
like the economy of Ohio. I don't know. I think
you just might see, Dan, that socialism might
work. Dude, I'm all for some socialist things.
I really think that you can have a balance of
both. But somebody that's going to scare away
business, that's really bad for New York, dude.
Really bad. Did you hear the Texas governor put
tariffs on New York? Can he actually do that?
Can a state put a tariff on another state? No,
that was, that was a joke, dude. Oh, cause you,
a tariff is between countries. Yeah. Can you
see me? If you look to your left, am I here for
you? Like an anime trick with horns. Are you
fucking kidding me, bro? I'm so fucking done.
I'm JFK. You're some like eight bit. Like, I
don't know. You look sick. Casey's Charlie Kerr.
Some 8 -bit what? R .I .P. I don't know. I can't
place it. I don't know what game you're from.
It's from Metal Gear Solid. Oh, is that fucking...
What's his face? The dude you play as in 2? Cyborg
Ninja. I was looking for one with the bullet
wound. There's like the... ACS fucked up. Did
you ever play Metal Gear Solid 1? No, I'm actually
going to, though. I have it downloaded on my
PC on an emulator. This dude gets crushed. Or
no, this isn't when he gets crushed. That's part
of it. But he died in war, and then the government
put him into a cyborg. So he's half human, half
cyborg. And he wants to fight because it makes
him feel alive. And there's this scene where
he's like glitching out and his head's going
like this, right? He's like, make me feel alive
again. It's like, dude, one of the best scenes
of like in video game history. It's awesome.
All right. I am going to swap between avatars
for a minute. So hopefully you can see me as
JFK because it's really pissing me off that you're
seeing me as some animatronic right now. So that's
your fallback. Why is it a fallback? Yeah, so
we're seeing your fallback. Can you see me now?
Well, now you're tiny. Am I a pink galaxy cat?
No, you're an anime chick with a hoodie and horns.
And I'm just tiny. You're tiny. You're like a
foot tall. Why is it going to a fallback? Do
you know? Shoot, I went through this before.
Be careful. Dan's got a shrinkage fetish. Shrinkage
fetish? I'm going back to JFK then. What does
that mean, Casey? That is a good question. What
does that mean? Why did I just accept that at
face value? I should have questioned that a little
bit more. Shrinking. I don't know. I might have
some fetishes, but that's not one of them. Fucking
RIP Dick Cheney. Oh, man. Fuck that guy, though.
For real. Dude, you see that interview I sent
with John Kairaku? I forgot which show it was.
It was the most recent one. He was on Tucker
Carlson, actually. What was he saying? Oh, he
was just talking about Dick Cheney. He was like,
that guy, he was responsible for everything.
And then he was talking about all the ways he
would torture prisoners. And he was like, George
Book just looked at us in our face and straight
up lied to the American people. He was like,
we do not torture people. He was like, I was
fucking freezing people to death. He was like,
I was putting people in refrigerators and throwing
cold water on them every hour until their fucking
organs froze and they died. Yeah. He was like,
what do you mean we don't fucking torture people?
And then they buried him in the yard of the CIA
building. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I see what it is.
It says that I have too many triangles in my
outfit. I have 46 ,493 of 20 ,000 triangles.
And I have 18 out of four material slots. My
JFK is just too fucking good for you guys. So,
yeah, but pick another one and see. I think it's
in the settings, though. You got to look through
all your settings. nah bro you're good i'm just
gonna get a i'm just gonna get a lower quality
jfk skin don't you worry all right i'm taking
up air time here just keep going by the way i
gave up yeah you're right i gave up on um i gave
up on trying to get messenger to work on my uh
on my vr headset so i know my audio quality probably
sucks now because i'm using my bluetooth earbuds
but This way, at least when my headset dies,
I can stay on and there's no gap. Word, for sure.
But yeah, I was looking at all the crazy shit
they were doing to people and they fucking kept
people awake for 11 days because that was the
world record for longest time without sleeping
was 11 days. So I guess it's fine. We can just
do that. Oh my God, bro. You know how fried your
brain has got to get? Yeah, they'll just blast
death metal music at all times of day and keep
them awake. Wow. That's insane, man. It's just,
I can't believe that our country did that. They
were forced to stand handcuffed with their feet
shackled to an eyeball on the floor for 40 hours,
causing the weight to be placed on just one or
two muscles. creating an intense amount of pressure
in the legs. Goddamn. He said that they didn't
even get any good information. No, because he
was like, they're just going to say whatever
they have to in order for you to stop torturing
them. Right, so it's like, of course you're going
to say something like, not real. Okay, so I changed
my avatar, but it's just a cube of a portrait
of JFK. Oh my god. Where did you go? Back at
the avatar world. There's a bunch of PS1 Leon
Kennedy's though, which I might just fucking,
I might just take one of them to be honest from
Resident Evil. Oh, you're saying it's one of
those, one of those avatars where it's literally
just a picture. No. Yeah. It's just a, it's a
three dimensional cube. And on each side, it's
just a picture of JK. Oh my God. Yeah. It's not
gonna, I ain't gonna cut it. Your girl, Nancy
Pelosi, is retiring. 85 years old. Damn. It's
like, dude, why was she even still working? I
watched a video of Mitch McConnell speaking in
the Senate, and he was like on death's door.
I couldn't even understand him. Yeah, did you
see the video recently where he fell? Yeah, yeah.
It's fucking ridiculous, bro. It's like, just
fucking die or retire already. You know? Fucking
ridiculous. Yep. I just saw the news came out
today that GTA 6 was delayed again, officially.
Dude, I hope it never comes out. I'm not going
to even buy it anymore. Right, it's like by the
time it comes out, people are going to be done
with GTA. Dude, I haven't played GTA in like
a year. I refuse to. I just finished Red Dead,
though. Why is this one called JFK but racist?
I don't know. Put it on and find out. He's wearing
a Burger King crown. Racist JFK? You see that
picture of JFK and that guy doing the gay pose?
I can't say that I have, Casey. Oh, he's like
holding him like Titanic style. They're like
holding hands and he's like kissing him on the
neck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, we talked about that.
The one episode. All right. These are all the
same skin, but it's I searched for medium performance.
So hopefully. Let me look at my. Sorry, you guys
keep talking. I should be talking to myself.
Picking up air time here. Dan's now Osama bin
Laden. You got like a weird fucking distorted
face. Me and Dan were going around it because
I'm Saddam Hussein. So we're going around the
club yesterday and just going, Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allah. Allah. Jihad.
Jihad. Seems like normal activities. Yeah. Gets
pretty autistic in here. Yeah. I was like, this
is getting. This is getting real autistic. But
I was like, I was trying to do like a DJ. Am
I JFK? Am I JFK? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, dude.
Yeah. We're fucking JFK, boys. Hell yeah. We
want to go to the moon. We'll go to the moon.
That's fucking awesome, dude. I feel like he's
here with us. I'm here with you. That is a crazy
Osama skin. It's like the nose jiggles. He's
like four feet tall, too. Well, hold on. I can
fix that. Are you going to make it massive, Osama?
I could do that. Careful, Ali Max got a gigantism
fetish. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. Casey,
I want to throw my water at you, but you're not
here in real life. There we go. Oh, man. That
is getting me buttered up something fierce. All
right. Hold on a sec. Let me change the avatars
here. Here you go, Ali Mac. I'm a jolly volley.
Are you Joseph Pfeiffer? No, no. If you were
a Jolly Bolly, you'd have to put on at least
150 pounds. Yeah, yeah, that's true. This guy
looks way too fit. There's also some dirt on
your turnout gear, which means that you've actually
been in a fire. Right. Damn, dude, yours is freaking
me out. He's got like crazy eyelashes. Oh, he
does, yeah. He's got the bottom eyelashes but
not the top. I think your eyes move. The Oculus
Quest 2 can't track your eyes though, right?
I don't think it can. Who am I looking at right
now? I don't know. You're looking straight ahead.
Yeah, I was looking at Casey. I can't track the
eyes. Damn. This is so autistic. I can't believe
this is... Yo. Casey's just fucking... Casey's
just kirking around right now. Looking at our
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anyways. I bought two of the George Bush shirts
by accident, so we made like $18 off of that.
That's a net loss. Which is actually my money.
Yeah, I was going to say, we didn't make any
money. That's a net loss. You purchased a shirt.
Oh, now we're at $2 .55 for the ads that are
inserted. Let me call my boss and let him know
that I got a new full -time job. You got to report
that on your taxes, actually. No, you need to
report it on your taxes. Not if you're taking
a cut of it. Casey, I'm JFK, okay? I don't need
to do taxes. Dan, every time I look at you, your
fucking skin gets lower quality. Does it really?
I don't know why you look so eight bit compared
to Casey. Damn. What's that about? I don't know.
At first I thought it was like an intentional
artistic choice, but now I think it's my, I think
it's my like headset limiting how many polygons
you're made of. That's so weird. Okay. You're
a massive Nemo. Okay. Oh, damn. Look at this.
We got breaking news that Elise Stefanik will
run for New York governor. Are you going to vote
for her? Is she a Republican? Yeah, isn't she?
Yeah. Yeah, I'll vote for her. She's team Trump.
I'm just going to do what I always do. I'm going
to vote Democrat for president and Republican
everything else. That's kind of schizophrenic.
Yeah, what's the point of that? I don't understand.
That sounds like you're on the fence, Ali Mack.
Yeah, is there anything wrong with that? Yeah,
it sounds like you're not really decided. It
sounds like you're not really committed. It sounds
like you're a fair weather fan. No, no, I voted
for Kamala because I think Trump is just like
a fucking just the most self -righteous fucking
scumbag human being. And but I'm but I like my
beliefs more aligned with the right. I just really,
really don't like Trump. And like, I just don't
like how he's the politician that just like made
lying OK. And now that's spreading over to the
left. And it's very hard to find. Like, honestly,
if I'll be I'll be dead honest with you. And
I know I'm not as politically. as you two. I
know I haven't been. It's been a very long time
since I have been. The one politician that I
absolutely fucking love is Bernie Sanders. Every
word that that man says, whether you fucking
agree with it or not, that dude's honest. He's
fighting for what he believes in, and you know
he doesn't have a secondary agenda. And every
other politician, it just feels like what they're
saying is just to gather support. or support
the people who are investing money in them and
bernie i just don't think has that quality to
him but like everything else it just seems like
such a business like i don't know bernie's the
only one who seems genuine to me he's the only
politician i've seen in decades that actually
seems genuine i cannot get over the memos jumping
well i think like random paul Rand Paul and shit
seems genuine. Like, even, like, Madri Taylor,
she seems, even though she's fucking batshit
crazy, she's genuine. Because she was, like,
talking about recently how, like, she wanted
to protect people's health care. She's like,
why are the Republicans doing this? Yeah, dude,
I really think we have to get back to a point
where we're not blaming everything on the other
side. You know, it's not... It's not just like,
dude, Trump gets up there and he's just like
still going on about, oh, it's the fucking radical,
radical left. You know what I mean? It's just
never ends. Just blaming the other side. It's
like, yeah, well, I blame the Republican. What
you just said sounds like what I've been saying
for the last like several years of the podcast.
Yeah, it didn't. It didn't fucking used to be
that way, though. And Trump is the one who changed
that. And that's not why I didn't vote for him.
Why I didn't vote for him is because I just think
that the dude is legitimately delusional. I think
that he just like that dude has to just like
only think about himself for hours on end every
day. That's just the vibe he gives me. That's
just the vibe he gives me. And I don't think
that that was something that you saw with George
Bush or Obama at all, which are really the only
other presidents that I've. been able to like
be aware of in my lifetime because like they
just like I still feel like the country came
first with those two but it's like I don't know
like like Trump just seems to be like more of
a fucking influencer than he does like a fucking
politician it's just it's it's it's a scary fucking
situation we're in and like my Norwegian friend
Kim who I cannot wait to have on the podcast
he would absolutely join like a Facebook call
the next episode I could even text him but um
he gives like a very unique take on american
politics coming from somebody on the outside
because like i know like i know dan and i know
tyler you guys always talk about like oh like
why do they care but it's like at the same time
the u .s politics matter to the rest of the world
in a way that we don't quite understand yeah
but at the same time like he brought up a really
good question which was the same thing that happened
last time he's like I'm just worried about what's
going to happen when his term's over. And to
be honest, to a certain extent, so the fuck am
I? Because like Trump's that motherfucker who's
not conceding an election. He's like the only,
to my knowledge, he's the only president who
didn't do that. I think eventually he did, but
he was like, oh, it's rigged. It's fucking rigged.
They're blowing the numbers up with no evidence.
And then his followers mindlessly believe him
because they're. on team Trump and they're rooting
for him like a sports team. So they don't need
to be provided evidence. They just root for him.
And that culture, that political culture did
not exist until Trump came into the picture.
It just, it was, it was respectful. It was like
a respectful debate. And when it came down to
debates, you're not talking about fucking golf.
Golf never came up in debates prior to Trump
being in there. And don't get me wrong, Biden
fed into it too. But Biden was also dementia
out the ass. I'm not defending Biden either.
That dude was off his fucking rocker too. I'm
glad we don't have him. I don't like Kamala either,
but fuck, I really thought Kamala was the shiniest
of the two turds. So yes, Dan, you didn't believe
me. I did vote. I did 100%. I'm not changing
it from this point on. The meme's up. I voted
for Kamala and I voted Republican across the
board for everything else because my beliefs
more aligned with Republicans. But I think that
Donald Trump is a threat to democracy and I would,
I support his political platform more, but I
just don't support him as a human being or the
leader of our country. So I'll say some things
that I like about him and I'll say some things
that I don't like about him. Um, I like that.
he truly is all about America. What I don't like
is that he's a little bit about Israel too. Right.
I don't think he's about America at all. But
no, I don't think, I don't think he's about him.
Dude. He really like understands that industry
is like that. This is a dying country, dude.
It is. It's like this, it can't go on like this.
Like you, you, you have to start taking care
of the United States. You know, you can't like,
just look at, look at General Electric and Schenectady.
Right. And. Bro, that shit went out of business
like 30 years ago, didn't it? Right. So that
was like, that went out of, it didn't go out
of business, but they sent a lot of jobs offshore.
Right. Because they're just too expensive to
like, it was too expensive to manufacture things
here. But that story happened across the entire
United States around that time period. And the
United States really hasn't recovered since then.
I don't really know about that though, because
it's not like that's like unique to like Schenectady.
Like that's the way the world goes, bro. Like
Buffalo used to be a major superpower within
New York and same with Albany. It's just ultimately
most of like the industrialization power. Yes.
Well, it's been like outsourced. It's also just
like some cities are dying because they're not
located in areas that are beneficial to the economy.
And I get that. It's like you want to spread
the spread the jobs out a little bit. But it's
like when you have way more people in a city
like New York or something, the obvious answer
is to go there. I get what you're saying to a
certain extent, but I don't necessarily think
that that's on the president. I think that's
more on the companies in this country, which
it's a free country. The companies can run the
way they want to, and I'm not saying that that's
the right way, but ultimately we just kind of
need to wake up as the American people and stop
supporting these companies that outsource labor.
Like if we want to keep jobs within the country,
that doesn't fall on the government. That needs
to fall on the companies and us as the people,
what companies we support. Like people just need
to wake up. That's not necessarily true though.
Like he understands that you need to incentivize
businesses coming back to the United States.
Like, dude, there's so many American businesses
that do business elsewhere. So, you know, like
take for example, I mean, let's use GE as an
example. Again, they shipped, I think the big
thing there was they shipped jobs to Mexico.
So what he's saying is, okay, if you're going
to ship jobs to Mexico, if you want to import
the stuff you're making, you're going to get
charged a tariff, right? So then it makes it
cheaper to produce the stuff in the United States
because that's what the tariff, the point of
the tariff is, is it's the strong arm companies
to make stuff here again. So that's just not
been working at all though. No, that's not true
at all. I mean, dude, Toyota just said that they're
going to spend $10 billion in the United States.
So before they didn't, they weren't going to
spend anything. And as a matter of fact, they
had a 15 % tariff on American cars. So a lot
of what he's doing is reciprocal tariffs. So
that means Japan had a tariff on American automobiles
for 15%. That means we put a 15 % tariff on them.
On their automobiles. So then they say, okay,
how do I get around this? I'm going to start
manufacturing more cars in the United States.
All the cars we sell in the United States, we'll
manufacture them. All right. You see what I'm
saying? I can get behind that. No, no, I see
what you're saying. It incentivizes companies
to move back. So my headset is going to die in
a second. I got to plug it in. So if I lose you,
that's why. No, it's fine. I literally shut my
headset off. It wasn't even dead, but I'm just
on my headphones. This makes more sense. But
I just feel like, and I know this is a large,
large fucking ask, but with social media algorithms
and everything, and God, I fucking don't ask
for the fucking government to get involved in
this at all, because they're already got their...
Actually, I can't say they got their hands in
it, but I mean, I have my suspicions, but...
I wish people's social media algorithms would
just gear them towards more politically correct
information. Like, not politically correct as
in, like, not racist or anything, but just, like,
actual facts about politics. Because, like, so
much of, like, what breeds hate in this country
is these fucking social media posts that people
hear. They'll be like, oh, did you hear that
this politician said this? In, like, a YouTube
short. And the politician will have never said
that, but then 15 million people view it and
they think it's correct. And AI is also scary
because it makes everything fucking believable.
Now, I wish that there was just something to
like push the American people to buy within the
country more by products that are like constructed
within the U S more. Like, I don't think that
that's necessarily something. In an ideal world,
I guess I'm being an idealist here. I just don't
think that the government should need to get
involved to the extent of adding tariffs on shit.
I think that we just as a people need to be a
little bit smarter with the shit we buy and just
like supporting good businesses that are promoting
jobs within the US that are lucrative for our
country that benefit our own economy where we're
not just sending money overseas. But that's like,
I agree with you. That's what we've been fucking
doing for. a long fucking time and it isn't sustainable
honestly japanese cars though yeah well i mean
to dan's point though we need to make better
cars then because american cars fucking suck
balls they really do like toyota honestly and
the god they make the most fucking reliable cars
that i've driven in my entire life the only other
one that's even contended with that remotely
to me has been volvo and they're swedish like
like we just make cars like i drove a dodge ram
which is an american company even though my car
was manufactured in another country and that
thing was still a piece of like like if you want
me to buy a product it needs to be a reliable
product i'm not gonna i'm not gonna spend money
on something that's a piece of i just i just
came back so i just i missed a little bit of
what you said but i heard you saying that okay
You know, American cars are trash. Well, no,
I was actually going to use you for this point.
But Casey was saying like, oh, well, you should
buy American cars then. Don't buy like Japanese
cars. And I was just saying how Toyotas have
been the most reliable cars that I've ever driven,
second only to Volvo, which is Swedish. And the
only American car I've ever driven was a Dodge
Ram, which is manufactured in another country.
Like, I think it's assembled in the US, but the
parts are manufactured in another country. If
I'm correct, I might be wrong with that. But
yeah, like that truck was a piece of fucking
garbage. That thing broke down every chance it
had. And while I loved my 2003 Jeep TJ and the
engine was a masterpiece, everything else on
the car was a fucking nightmare to deal with.
Like. If you want me to buy a product, especially
one that's that expensive, it needs to justify
the cost that you're asking me to pay it. So
in that instance, I guess I would agree with
Dan. If tariffs benefit that and we're actually
manufacturing a good vehicle within the country,
I'm going to buy that. I'll be aware of that.
And that's going to be a car that I want to buy.
But up to this point, it's hard. I'm buying a
fucking Honda or I'm buying a Toyota. There's
no fucking reason for me to buy any other vehicle
because everything else is either incredibly
expensive and still probably not reliable or
it's just not reliable and a piece of shit. Like,
I don't know. I don't need to do shit for. That
thing's a fucking, that thing's a work of art.
So there's a, there's a lot to unpack there.
Um, unpack it, Dan. So part of the reason American
cars, Kind of suck like America. I actually was
gonna ask you that why why they suck so it's
because we have labor unions and The United Auto
Workers that build these cars They get like their
total benefits package is over $100 an hour Right.
So that's not just like the hourly wage. The
hourly wage is insane right for unskilled kind
of unskilled labor. Like, putting cars together
doesn't take a lot of skill, right? You mean
insane as in not enough? Or too much? You said
the hourly wage was insane. Do you mean that
those workers get paid good money or shit money?
They get paid too much for what they're doing.
Okay. Because the unions, the labor unions. Yeah,
they're probably making $50 an hour, dude. Right?
Which is like... You don't need to be, that's
not a $50 an hour job. That's like, that's like
a $30 an hour job. Not even. Right. Yeah. So
when the total benefit is, it's never going to
fucking go lower though. Right. And so if you're
making a hundred dollars an hour with your total
benefits, right? Like, you know, health insurance
included and, um, Oh, Casey left. Shoot. Casey,
the world or the call. I think he left both.
His headset probably died. Yeah, he was probably
working on his headset. Oh, well, I'm still here.
Nobody's listening, Dan. You can keep talking.
I know. So we're not recording this. Okay, so
if you have to pay workers over $100 an hour
to build your cars, it's like you can't cut costs.
like you can't say oh i want to put that money
into making a better car because your your costs
of production are so high so i mean dude detroit
has been pumping out garbage cars for a long
time like really it's just you know i feel like
the last time they made good cars was in the
90s like early 90s and then they just started
making like really trash cars um and that's it's
not so where do you think that actually comes
down to like I get what you're talking about
with the wages, but ultimately, why is the product
bad? What's causing that? Because ultimately,
they're still making the cars. I would understand
if the labor unions resulted in making fewer
cars, but is it a lack of quality control, of
quality oversight, or is it just like they don't
care if they're making a good car? At some point,
somebody has to quality test this thing and realize
that it's a piece of shit, and they're still
pumping it out, right? Yeah. So there's, okay.
There's a lot there, right? Kind of. All right.
So American companies are super profit driven,
right? So they're trying to cut costs wherever
they can because they have to, they have to have
a certain level of performance to show their
shareholders. So they're always see the thing
with a publicly traded company. is that it always
has to show that it's performing well, right?
So how do you get, how do you beat last year,
right? It's like, say your stock is trading well
one year, the next year you try and beat that.
So if nothing's really changed, the only way
to really change it is to cut costs, right? And
to improve your numbers. I feel like this happens.
I wish Casey was listening to this because this
is the downside of capitalism. Um, it results
in a, over time, like a worse and worse product.
Yeah. In my opinion, because you're always trying
to, to outdo what you did the last, the previous
year, right? You're always trying to, to have
a higher profit than you did the year previously
when Some years, you don't always need to have
an insane profit. What if one year you're focusing
on development and you don't make a lot of profit
because you're putting all your money into research
and development? It doesn't look good on paper,
but long term, it's going to be really good.
Yeah, our business model doesn't really allow
for that. I was actually listening to this one
thing. I don't even listen to him as a comedian.
I know he makes the music videos, and I guess
a lot of people find it funny. I've never watched
his stand -up at all, but Bo Burnham, I saw this
interview with him, and he was talking about
how what you just said there applies to social
media, where he was even like, I don't even necessarily
think that social media started off to be predatory.
It's more just that... They went public with
these IPOs. Now that they're being traded publicly,
there's so much pressure on them by their investors
to continuously outdo what they were doing before.
So now instead of social media being like a tool
to connect with family, now it is advertise,
advertise, advertise, gain data, build a personality
on these people, sell the data. generate revenue
in every way you humanly can to the point where
they want all of your free time to be devoted
to social media or social media engagement in
some way shape or form which like that's so fucking
true that is just that that's exactly where that
industry went and i remember i remember being
in high school when like i even remember there
was a couple of my teachers who were probably
like i don't know they probably have like fucking
untitled podcasts shit too going on but they
were like yeah like i know you guys don't think
that this means a lot and your school doesn't
teach you enough about this stuff but like facebook
going public like this could have pretty dramatic
this could have a pretty dramatic impact on the
world like a handful of years down the road or
even less and i remember we're all like yeah
whatever bro like teach us about what happened
in mesopotamia but like honestly that shit was
so fucking true And now that is what it is. It's
like, dude, everything on your phone. They want
you looking at your phone every single hour of
every single day. And it's crazy, especially
the short term. And they have it down to a science
now. It's all about the dopamine loop of just
engaging in short form content, lowering our
attention spans. Which they're targeting you
to be in that mindset. So that when you see an
advertisement of something you actually want
to buy. And I'll admit, we're all fools to it.
As much as I like to act like I. Jesus fuck.
Hold on. I'll be right back. This fucking cat.
God damn it. Dude, I'm going to fucking. I might
have a dead cat here in a second. What? Hold
on. Hold on. Dude, I'm so angry. What did it
do? All right. I guess we'll find out in a little
bit. She knocked them off the end table and just
knocked one of the lenses out. Knocked what off?
My brand new glasses. I haven't even worn them
yet. And she knocked the lenses out and then
just took a cup of coffee and pushed it off the
edge. And now it's all over the room. Yes, just
now. I got to go. Hold on a sec. I'll be right
back. Oh my God. That's fucking classic. Speaking
of great products. Go to fucking fourth wall
.com. Shut the fuck up. You got to go to our
virtual. We got to buy some merch. Allie back.
You're going to buy a shirt. No, do it now. Casey,
I'm not buying fucking Sunday. I like, we got
18 new products. Casey, you don't get me wrong.
I think that the product you're trying to sell
is funny. I think that the pictures are funny,
but You asking me to buy the product that we're
offering is asking me to betray every value that
I hold. Which is what? You're asking me, okay.
Don't you want a T -Value Max t -shirt with your
fucking face on top of the tank engine? No. No,
I don't, Casey. Because where did that image
come from? I'll buy you one for Christmas. I
think Dan did it with AI. Exactly. It came from
fucking AI, Casey. We're outsourcing artwork
to AI, all right? You got something against the
clinkers? Yeah, I do. I do. We have no creative
freedom in this fucking country or in this world
now. Instead of fucking making art ourselves,
we ask a fucking computer to make it for us,
and it generates fucking slop. That one of you
and me, Casey, where you and me are falling into
the black hole, neither of us even look like
ourselves in that one. I look like a completely
different person. All of those AI things. I don't
know what image prompt you gave that AI. I have
a Charlie Kirk haircut in every single one of
them. I've never had that haircut before in my
life. No, that's the picture of you when you
ate the ghost pepper. You ate the ghost pepper
and you're holding your face. That's the picture
that you saw. Well, Casey, that's probably the
worst image you could have fed to that AI. But
first off, you're asking me to do that too. Can
you tell me anything about the thread count of
these shirts? The thread count? Yeah, I want
you to tell me about the quality of the product
that you're trying to sell, Casey. Can you give
me any details on it? Oh, let's go to our store
here. Oh yeah, let's find out together. Explore
the collection. Some more details. Solid colors,
100 % ring -spun cotton. Sport gray is 90 % ring
-spun cotton, 10 % polyester. Late -wake fabric,
4 .5 ounces per yard squared. Whatever the fuck
that means. What the fuck is a thread count?
It's how soft the shirt is, Casey. It's a critical
detail. And also, I have to imagine that this
is probably... It's a fucking... You ever seen
a t -shirt before? It looks like a fucking t
-shirt. Except it has a picture of us looking
like retards on it. Yeah, Casey, but there's
a lot of different types of t -shirts. It costs
$26. That's a fucking steal. No, it's not a fucking
steal, Casey. It's not a fucking steal. You can
get a Spooky Tyler Untitled Podcast t -shirt
for $15. Now that's a fucking deal. Casey, you
either die a hero or you live long enough to
see yourself become the villain. And you have
officially become the villain. Buy my damn t
-shirts. Oh, a Make Untitled Great Again hat?
A Mooga hat? I know people who want those. $28.
Casey, you tell me one person who wants that
other than you. I actually do want that. Yeah,
so tell me one other person. I don't know. I
thought Dan would buy it. Ahmad Rashad. I thought
Dan would buy something. I hope he doesn't. I
like Dan. I don't want to stop liking Dan. We
got some good birch of Dan here, too. How about
we fucking make a Tyler wedding celebration shirt?
We don't use an AI -generated image, and all
of the funds generated from that shirt go towards
not Tyler. What shirt? I don't care where they
go. We make a Tyler celebration shirt. Dad's
just burying his cat in his yard right now. Dan
just decapitated his fucking cat with a shovel
or something. Do cats feel the need to knock
stuff off of tables? Mine doesn't. She just likes
jumping on top of the table to like fucking...
I don't know. She knows I don't like it when
she gets on the table. My cat jumped on my TV
at like 2 in the morning one time and just knocked
the entire thing over and shattered the screen.
Wait, which TV? My old one that I had before
this one. yeah me and cc were fucking uh cleaning
the house the other day and i start cleaning
my like i i have like a 65 inch oled like super
high -end samsung um tv yeah and uh where's that
shadow coming from i guess it's coming from me
um but uh the cc would always put on like these
videos of like birds and squirrels like playing
on the tv and saga yeah saga scratched the fuck
out of the screen and when i was cleaning it
was like oh man i can't clean this off thankfully
because oleds are so bright you really can never
tell it's there but i'm still not happy it exists
now that i know it it sets my ocd off Yeah, that's
why I don't put those videos on TV. Yeah, it's
just fucking TikTok for cats. Damn. Where'd Dan
go? I think he's still killing his cat, Casey.
Fuck. Yeah, that cat's fucking dead. Fuck that
cat. Alright, let's take a break. I gotta pee.
For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't
know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have
you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become
ghosts? They're killing already born babies and
sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere
in China, in some base, there are super soldiers
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Okay, so
did they come from our planet? Then they are
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not
negotiate with terrorists. holding their pulse
feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen
it happen i think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds they know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they
are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that it's see blood guts no circuitry but let
me tell you their technology which by the way
big brother is the overlord Soros is an actual
Nazi collaborator, okay?