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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Please direct your attention

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now to the microphone behind home plate. Are

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you starting? And please welcome one of America's

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premier entertainers, Grammy Award winner Lee

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Greenwood. Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Welcome

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back to the Untitled Podcast. Episode 125. I'm

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Casey. I'm here with Dan and Lee Greenwood. Oh,

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yeah. Dan, I play this song because I miss America.

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America is united. You know, Lee Greenwood played

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this song in October 2001 after 9 -11. Is he

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the artist that originally sang this? Yeah. Oh.

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And I think it just brought America together.

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We're too divided today. I agree. I think maybe

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we need another 9 -11. I think that could be

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arranged. No, no. You know, before 9 -11, the

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worst thing that really happened was, like, the

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Titanic. Right. What else happened with 3 ,000?

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Hold on. I mean, Pearl Harbor. Oh yeah, there's

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that. How many people died in Pearl Harbor? I

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don't think it was as many actually. I think

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a few hundred. Let's see. Oh shit, 2 ,400 Americans

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died? No way. What? Yeah, so that was like 9

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-11 back then. Oh damn, I didn't even know that.

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Isn't that crazy? 2 ,400. Japanese lost 64. I

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wonder how. Probably the planes that were shot

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down. If you ever see that movie, what's it called?

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Midway? No. They have like a Pearl Harbor scene.

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So probably the fucking Japanese planes were

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shot down, but they got 2 ,400 of us. Damn, 2

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,400, bro. That's insane. 2 ,400 service members

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died at one time. Yep. It was just like a beautiful

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day in Hawaii. They're just fucking chilling.

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God. Dude, they're sitting ducks out there. Yeah.

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There's nothing they could do. But, I mean, dude,

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I'm going to say they definitely paid for that

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one. Definitely paid for that one. You know?

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Yeah. 2 ,400 dead. It's kind of like, you know,

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the U .S. gets its revenge, man. Like for 9 -11,

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we killed 500 ,000 people. Yeah. Yeah. We killed

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people in countries that didn't have to do with

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9 -11. Right. We fucking invaded Iraq for their

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fucking airbase. Is that what it was for? Yeah.

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I think I'm going to insert actually at the end

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of this podcast the bonus content where we were

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talking in VR a couple weeks ago. Oh yeah, we

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tried to do a couple episodes because nobody's

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schedule was lining up. So we tried to do a couple

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episodes of VR and it was just not going too

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well, I don't think. But yeah, it'll be bonus

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content. Yeah, we were talking about like the

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CIA and shit and what they did and how George

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Bush was just lying. He was like... americans

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america does not torture people and uh john kayaku

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is like that guy's lying straight to your face

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yeah i'm actually wearing uh our george bush

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untitled podcast shirt if you want to buy it

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on our store on fourthwall .com slash untitled

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podcast it says uh george bush melts steel beams

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and it's got a it's got a picture of the twin

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towers disintegrating and george bush there With

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like a beard. I thought he was Osama Bin Laden,

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but Megan said he was Thanos. Who the hell is

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Thanos? From like the superhero movies. Is she

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sure about that? I gotta double check Meg real

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quick. Let me see. I mean, it doesn't really

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look like Osama Bin Laden's beard. Oh, you know

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what? She might be right. Yeah, it really does

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look a lot like that guy. Let me see. Oh, yeah.

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It's 100 % him. Yeah, it's Thanos. I don't really

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know a lot about Thanos, but that's fucking funny.

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I thought he was Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, me too,

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because it's like, what else? Why would he be?

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That's such a weird shirt, dude. Where'd you

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find that picture? I think I just Googled. I

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Googled something weird. Like George Bush as

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Osama Bin Laden. Oh, my God. I found this. Jesus.

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Fucking, what's his name? Mondami won the election

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in New York City last week. Yeah, we didn't talk

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about that. New York City mayor, socialist. First

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socialist elected mayor of New York City. How

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do you feel about that, Dan? You know, man, I'm

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going to be honest with you. One, they're going

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to get what they voted for. And if socialism

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is what they voted for, they're going to get

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it. I'd say that's a good thing. And they're

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going to love it. I don't think that the mayor

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of New York city has as much power as people

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think. Like he's really managing like the infrastructure.

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Um, it's not like, I think people are overblowing

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the, um, they're blowing it out of proportion.

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Like the amount of power this guy actually has.

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I don't think he has that much. It's just one

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city. You said the New York stock exchange would

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fucking move out of New York and our economy

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would reduce the size of Ohio. Did I say that?

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Yeah, you've been saying that for two weeks.

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Well, here's the thing. I will say that New York

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State does have a larger GDP than all of Canada

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because of the New York Stock Exchange. So you

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want to make as comfortable of an environment

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as possible to keep them around because they're

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paying for fucking everything. So, you know,

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they've already started to move to Texas, though.

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They've already started the process. And a lot

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of businesses are moving to Texas. Look at SpaceX

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and Tesla. Well, SpaceX was already in. I think

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they were already in Texas. No, no. They were

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in California and then they moved to Texas. And

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Tesla was California but incorporated in Delaware.

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And they blocked Elon's pay package so he moved

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to Texas. He incorporated in Texas. Which is

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like, dude, when you got a company that's one

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-seventh the size of the entire stock market.

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Dude, Elon had a pay package approved last week

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that was giving him $1 trillion payout. Yeah.

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That's 1 20th of the entire GDP of America. So

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GDP is yearly. So he's getting paid what the

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U .S. makes, not makes, but produces yearly.

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You think one person should have that much power?

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Yeah, I do. Yeah, he earned it. He took the risk,

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dude. You can't sit at the bottom and take no

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risk and be like, oh, why am I not getting paid?

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You know what I mean? He risked everything, dude.

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He slept on the production floor of Tesla for

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like three years. The company almost went belly

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up. He had everything, every last cent, every

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last dollar tied up in Tesla. And it almost failed.

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But he took such a fucking gamble that it ended

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up being one of the most successful companies

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in the United States. I can appreciate that.

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Yeah. That's fucking dude. Yeah. A trillion honestly

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isn't even enough. I wouldn't give, I wouldn't

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give him a trillion dollars. I would say like,

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you know, you worked your ass off. Like here's

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like, I don't know, a few million that you can

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live the rest of your life in comfort. You don't

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need a trillion dollars. It's like, you know,

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the thing is, is like, this is like a very like

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left thing. Like they equate, like they think

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it's actual money. All right. It's not actual

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money. It's a trillion dollars equivalent in

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assets of a company that he built. But he could

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get the money anytime he wants to, right? All

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right. So imagine Casey starts Casey's log company

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and Casey starts selling logs, right? And cutting

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logs and making timber. The company he started,

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Casey starts selling shares of this company,

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right? Say he's got 10 shares. $1 ,000 each.

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So he could have $10 ,000 in income from people

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who buy shares of his company. He needs to buy

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a new saw or something. So Casey's Lumber Company,

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he gets $10 ,000 from his shares. He sells his

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shares. And then this turns into a company that's

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worth a million dollars. It's a million -dollar

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lumber company. So you're CEO of the company.

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The shareholders say, we're going to give you

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$100 ,000 of the company that you started. Does

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that sound unreasonable at all? Do I have the

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option to sell my part in the company and make

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the million dollars? And make the million? Well,

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no. So it's grown since the original shares,

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right? So now say there's only originally 10

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shares. Now there's 100 shares and it's a million

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dollars. So what's that? 10 ,000 times 1 ,000

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is a million? Yeah. Right? So let's say there's

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1 ,000 shares and it's a million. So there's

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10 ,000 each share. But they're giving you a

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large chunk of the company. They're giving you

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100 grand, which is one -tenth of the company.

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So that's probably a similar situation with Tesla.

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One trillion is probably one -tenth of the company

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that he built. They want him in control of those

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assets. That's all that's happening. He's not

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getting a check for a million bucks. You mean

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a trillion bucks? A trillion, yeah. But he's

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getting a payout, though. He's not getting a

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payout. It's only in Tesla stock. He's not getting

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any cash. So how does Elon purchase stuff? So

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he goes to the bank and he says, here's... 100

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shares of Tesla and I need the money for 100

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shares of Tesla. And they give him the equivalent.

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You're saying the bank buys his shares of Tesla?

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No, they hold it as collateral and he takes a

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loan out against it. So if he wants to pay off

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that loan, he has to sell those shares. Yeah,

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but say Elon just wants to go to the fucking

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grocery store. Yeah, so he does it for probably

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a million dollars at a time. You know? So he

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has like working, he has cash on hand. Right.

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You know, so he has, he has to, he doesn't cash

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out stocks. He talks out loans against them because

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then you never pay tax on it. You see? So you're

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always in debt. So if you always operate from,

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from a place of where you're in debt, you're

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never making a profit. So technically on the

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books, I mean, he's probably technically in debt,

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you know, because The way it works with stocks

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is you don't pay a capital gains until you sell

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them. So that's one of the benefits of investing

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in the stock market is there's no capital gains

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tax. But if Elon wanted to live the rest of his

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life, right, in luxury, he could do that. He

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has enough money to do that and more. Oh, yeah.

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So why is it still working? He could probably

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buy a country. Yeah. Yeah, he could buy his own

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country. So what's the motivation for him? Oh,

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because he wants to go to Mars, man. He had money.

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He's not motivated by money. That's the thing.

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Like Elon only sees money as a tool to get other

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things that he wants. Yeah. I mean, he's like

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going around knocking up like hundreds of women.

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Well, I mean, isn't that every, that's like every

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14 year old boy's wet dream. Yeah. Yeah. That's

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like not realistic, but he's starting like a

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colony. Of like children of like his offspring

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to take to Mars and start like a new human race

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when like ours dies out on Earth. I think it's

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a great idea. And we're just they're just all

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going to be descendants of Elon. He's going to

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be like God. Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what he

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wants a little bit. I think that's what he's

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doing. Dude, listen, as soon as they work out

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the bugs, right, with the starship. Yeah. I'm

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going, dude. I'm fucking going. I want an adventure,

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man. I'm just like. You ever see those people

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that go to Mars and they're like, yeah, you can

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go to Mars, but you can never come back. Who

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said that? There's like the first astronauts

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that are going to Mars. They said they can go

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there. But once they get there, they just have

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to stay there. Like they have no way to return

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them. So they're basically going to die on Mars.

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That's kind of cool. They volunteered for it.

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It was like a part of the SpaceX thing. So is

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this going to happen soon or when is this going

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to happen? I heard about it a few years ago.

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I think they were saying like the late 2020s.

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Dude, I don't think they would do that unless

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they had some sort of colony started on Mars.

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Well, no, that's what they're doing. They're

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starting the colony, but they have no way to

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get the astronauts back. So basically, they're

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just going to die there. Are you sure? Yeah,

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people are volunteering. Like fucking 18, 20

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year old people are volunteering for this. Like

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suicide mission. I mean, they get to live there

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for a while. But how long do they live there?

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Until their resources run out. I think like a

00:16:06.330 --> 00:16:08.690
few years. A few years, I think. They're not

00:16:08.690 --> 00:16:11.610
going to do that, dude. They already had people

00:16:11.610 --> 00:16:14.610
sign up for it. No, bro. They're not going to

00:16:14.610 --> 00:16:17.120
send somebody if they can't. If they can't live

00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.100
on Mars, they're not going to just let somebody

00:16:19.100 --> 00:16:22.480
die on Mars. No, I'm saying this is a thing that

00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:24.539
I saw. I think you're dreaming, dude. I think

00:16:24.539 --> 00:16:26.019
you definitely saw it, but I don't think it's

00:16:26.019 --> 00:16:30.399
real. That's what Elon wanted to do in his first

00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.980
mission to Mars was to send people to establish

00:16:33.980 --> 00:16:38.700
a colony, but they didn't have a way to get them

00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:42.600
back. So they just die. They're not going to

00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:45.149
need to do that, though. what they're going to

00:16:45.149 --> 00:16:47.169
do is they're going to send us, send a starship

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that has like a hundred Tesla bots and a giant

00:16:51.029 --> 00:16:54.190
solar panel. Right. So they can all fucking charge

00:16:54.190 --> 00:16:56.309
off of it. And they're going to do, they're literally

00:16:56.309 --> 00:16:58.549
going to use, I guarantee, I guarantee this is

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what's going to happen. They're going to use

00:17:00.110 --> 00:17:02.549
the first starship to Mars, right? The first

00:17:02.549 --> 00:17:06.210
like working one. Um, they're going to load it

00:17:06.210 --> 00:17:07.930
up with like a hundred to a thousand fucking

00:17:07.930 --> 00:17:10.589
Tesla bots that just pour out and start building

00:17:10.589 --> 00:17:13.289
a colony. That's why he wants to build a Tesla

00:17:13.289 --> 00:17:16.170
bot. Like you got to think this guy, everything

00:17:16.170 --> 00:17:19.589
Tesla makes at his direction has nothing to do

00:17:19.589 --> 00:17:21.630
with the consumer. It's always like something

00:17:21.630 --> 00:17:24.210
that maybe he could. Yeah. Made for him. It's

00:17:24.210 --> 00:17:27.490
made for him. He's using every day. Dude, if

00:17:27.490 --> 00:17:30.990
I was you, right? Like trying to pick, like,

00:17:31.069 --> 00:17:33.690
I wouldn't, I wouldn't be mad at Elon for, uh,

00:17:33.910 --> 00:17:35.910
getting a trillion dollar pay package of his

00:17:35.910 --> 00:17:39.670
own company. I'd be mad at Elon for using the

00:17:39.670 --> 00:17:42.559
shareholders money. To do stuff for himself.

00:17:43.319 --> 00:17:45.200
Because he already does that, dude. It doesn't

00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:46.839
matter how much money. He can already have all

00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:49.240
the fun he wants with other people's money. He

00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:51.500
doesn't even need his own money. He's using other

00:17:51.500 --> 00:17:56.220
people's money, OPM. So, dude, he doesn't give

00:17:56.220 --> 00:17:58.420
a fuck. He thinks, oh, yeah, every house is going

00:17:58.420 --> 00:17:59.819
to want one of these robots. It's like, yeah,

00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:02.440
dude, whoever can fucking afford a $25 ,000 robot,

00:18:02.779 --> 00:18:08.160
you know. But I guarantee the first ship to Mars.

00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.339
is going to have somewhere between 100 and 1

00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:14.779
,000 of these robots on it. And they're going

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to get out single file, and they're just going

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to start building this colony. So by the time

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humans actually get there on maybe the third

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or fourth trip, there's going to actually be

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some substantial colonization. I saw this interview

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with this woman, and she was like 19 or 20 years

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old. And they're like, yeah, you're going to

00:18:35.980 --> 00:18:38.619
be like the first person on Mars. And they're

00:18:38.619 --> 00:18:41.920
like, oh, don't you want to, like, come back

00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:43.680
to Earth? Aren't you, like, sad that you're going

00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:46.319
to die on Mars? She's like, I'm doing it for

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the good of humanity. Damn. Like, she's, like,

00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:52.619
doing Elon's mission for him. Wow. What a calling.

00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:55.599
Yeah. Calling from God. I mean, dude, you got

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to fucking think, man. Like, even when I go to

00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:05.900
Greece and the sun sets, dude, and you're looking

00:19:05.900 --> 00:19:09.650
out over the Mediterranean. and you realize I'm

00:19:09.650 --> 00:19:13.569
in the middle of nowhere. Like, I'm on an island

00:19:13.569 --> 00:19:18.430
in the Mediterranean. Like, it's out there, dude.

00:19:18.990 --> 00:19:21.890
Like, you're away from the mainland. You know,

00:19:21.950 --> 00:19:25.069
I'm, you know, how many, 5 ,000, 6 ,000 miles

00:19:25.069 --> 00:19:29.049
away from home, and I'm just out here. Like,

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and that's why, like, I've thought about, like,

00:19:32.950 --> 00:19:35.369
we were talking about Midway Atoll, right, where

00:19:35.369 --> 00:19:37.069
that's around where Pearl Harbor was, right?

00:19:37.589 --> 00:19:42.049
yeah um yeah midway is like to the west of hawaii

00:19:42.049 --> 00:19:43.769
yeah and that yeah because you said something

00:19:43.769 --> 00:19:46.829
about midway right yeah well it's like hawaii

00:19:46.829 --> 00:19:49.829
is like here and midway is like kind of more

00:19:49.829 --> 00:19:53.369
towards japan halfway to japan yeah i've like

00:19:53.369 --> 00:19:55.809
dude i've thought about like visiting there because

00:19:55.809 --> 00:19:58.049
you can visit it and there's an active airport

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there's an airport it's a military airport yeah

00:20:01.150 --> 00:20:05.210
but and people actually live on midway um But

00:20:05.210 --> 00:20:08.210
dude, you got to think about just like how just

00:20:08.210 --> 00:20:10.509
secluded you are. That has got to be one of the

00:20:10.509 --> 00:20:13.009
most secluded places on earth. Yeah, you hear

00:20:13.009 --> 00:20:16.009
about the guy, the Japanese soldier that he was

00:20:16.009 --> 00:20:18.970
just hiding like for like four years after World

00:20:18.970 --> 00:20:21.569
War II ended. And he was just hiding in the bushes

00:20:21.569 --> 00:20:24.450
because he thought the Americans were coming

00:20:24.450 --> 00:20:27.049
to get him. Oh, really? And like when they found

00:20:27.049 --> 00:20:28.650
him, they were like, yeah, the war's over. You

00:20:28.650 --> 00:20:31.930
can go. Wow. It had been over for four years?

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Yeah. It was like 1949. Wow. Well, I mean, at

00:20:39.089 --> 00:20:42.250
least he had some survival skills, man. You know?

00:20:42.670 --> 00:20:44.569
Right. That beats the shit out of coming out

00:20:44.569 --> 00:20:47.150
too early. They just like found him and he started

00:20:47.150 --> 00:20:49.250
like trying to fight them. They're like, no,

00:20:49.430 --> 00:20:52.170
the war's over. You can go back to Japan. Oh

00:20:52.170 --> 00:20:55.529
my God. He's just like, how the fuck do I get

00:20:55.529 --> 00:20:58.349
back? Right. Yeah, they just put like foot on

00:20:58.349 --> 00:21:02.230
a boat. dude so he just fucking hung out that's

00:21:02.230 --> 00:21:04.930
wild because he's thinking he's like oh well

00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:08.329
this is my life now until well i think his entire

00:21:08.329 --> 00:21:11.430
unit probably died and then he was just like

00:21:11.430 --> 00:21:15.089
surviving on this little island wow like i don't

00:21:15.089 --> 00:21:17.009
it was like an island near midway or something

00:21:17.009 --> 00:21:20.430
like that so he was just trying to stay like

00:21:20.430 --> 00:21:24.589
secluded yeah and like out of sight yeah four

00:21:24.589 --> 00:21:26.809
years is such a long time to not try and check

00:21:26.809 --> 00:21:30.670
though You know? Well, he probably figured, oh,

00:21:30.670 --> 00:21:33.170
they're just going to kill me. You know, as soon

00:21:33.170 --> 00:21:34.529
as they see me, it's just going to be, they're

00:21:34.529 --> 00:21:36.150
going to kill me on sight. Well, he's probably

00:21:36.150 --> 00:21:39.890
waiting for the Japanese to come back to the

00:21:39.890 --> 00:21:43.349
island. Yeah. They ain't coming back. And little

00:21:43.349 --> 00:21:48.210
does he know how many people died. Right. Jeez.

00:21:50.029 --> 00:21:56.119
God, that's fucking wild, dude. But. Yeah, I

00:21:56.119 --> 00:21:58.259
was doing some reading on Midway though. And

00:21:58.259 --> 00:22:00.880
there's like, there's like a certain species

00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:04.680
of bird that only lives there. You know, can

00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:08.200
you imagine just, can you imagine being on Midway

00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:11.720
Atoll at night? Like there's like 10 people on

00:22:11.720 --> 00:22:14.200
that entire island. That's gotta be such a weird

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.700
feeling, dude. Crazy to think how people originally

00:22:16.700 --> 00:22:19.940
got to islands in the first place. Like back

00:22:19.940 --> 00:22:24.059
when there was no power boats. Like they had

00:22:24.059 --> 00:22:27.059
to just spend like a month at sea, just like

00:22:27.059 --> 00:22:30.359
going into the water, not knowing what was there.

00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:34.640
Like, oh, I discovered, you know, Australia.

00:22:35.599 --> 00:22:38.019
It's nuts, dude. And people used to do it all

00:22:38.019 --> 00:22:40.480
the time. Like just like they could just be,

00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:43.380
you know, they could just capsize and that's

00:22:43.380 --> 00:22:45.519
it. And you're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah.

00:22:45.660 --> 00:22:47.700
Like that had to take some bravery, dude, to

00:22:47.700 --> 00:22:50.900
find America. Think of that kind of bravery it

00:22:50.900 --> 00:22:56.480
took. Right. You know? God. What a set of stones

00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:59.660
these people had. Look, Christopher Columbus

00:22:59.660 --> 00:23:05.440
was kind of enslaved the natives. That's all

00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:07.140
right, dude. You got to crack a couple eggs to

00:23:07.140 --> 00:23:10.160
make an omelette, man. You know? Everybody always

00:23:10.160 --> 00:23:14.420
focuses on the negative. A lot of good came of

00:23:14.420 --> 00:23:20.130
it. Right. Dan, Jeffrey Epstein this week. Jeffrey

00:23:20.130 --> 00:23:24.650
Epstein had his emails released. He was talking

00:23:24.650 --> 00:23:26.450
about Donald Trump. He said, I know how dirty

00:23:26.450 --> 00:23:30.450
Donald is. Well, I mean, you know, he did say

00:23:30.450 --> 00:23:34.250
grab her by the pussy. New York sex offender

00:23:34.250 --> 00:23:36.210
Jeff Epstein said of President Donald Trump,

00:23:36.309 --> 00:23:39.190
I know how dirty Donald is. In a 2018 email,

00:23:39.430 --> 00:23:44.309
the email thread, which is not independently

00:23:44.309 --> 00:23:47.940
verified, is among more than 27. 20 ,000 documents

00:23:47.940 --> 00:23:51.140
obtained from Epstein's estate through a subpoena

00:23:51.140 --> 00:23:53.660
by Democrats. Oh, shit, the Democrats got him.

00:23:54.619 --> 00:23:58.019
He told Michael Wolff that his ex -friend Trump

00:23:58.019 --> 00:24:01.859
knew about the girls, and he said, I want you

00:24:01.859 --> 00:24:05.079
to realize Trump is the dog that hasn't barked

00:24:05.079 --> 00:24:10.500
yet. Yeah, he said. All right, so who did he

00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:17.490
say that to? Oh, in 27... 2011 email to his now

00:24:17.490 --> 00:24:23.390
convicted Ghislaine Maxwell. It was an email

00:24:23.390 --> 00:24:25.430
to Ghislaine Maxwell. He wrote, I want you to

00:24:25.430 --> 00:24:28.490
realize the dog that hasn't barked yet is Trump.

00:24:29.349 --> 00:24:34.049
Okay, so that could mean a lot, man. They said

00:24:34.049 --> 00:24:37.890
Trump hung out with his victims for hours. All

00:24:37.890 --> 00:24:43.269
right, so Trump kicked him out of Mar -a -Lago

00:24:43.269 --> 00:24:47.009
in 2004. He permanently banned Jeffrey Epstein.

00:24:47.910 --> 00:24:50.609
So that was a long time ago. Why did he do that?

00:24:50.869 --> 00:24:52.450
Well, that's the question. Why did he do that?

00:24:52.549 --> 00:24:57.869
So imagine you got this fucking Fruit Loop, right,

00:24:57.930 --> 00:25:00.430
walking around your fucking golf course. And,

00:25:00.529 --> 00:25:03.390
you know, you invite him because he's like some

00:25:03.390 --> 00:25:05.910
fucking celebrity or whatever. You know, this

00:25:05.910 --> 00:25:08.349
guy's got all this money. He's got private jets.

00:25:08.470 --> 00:25:11.470
He's a fucking billionaire. You know, billionaires

00:25:11.470 --> 00:25:13.420
want to hang out with other billionaires. yeah

00:25:13.420 --> 00:25:15.220
yeah you know he's a cool guy i keep him around

00:25:15.220 --> 00:25:19.279
so i mean dude everybody was hanging out with

00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:21.819
jeffrey epstein fucking stephen hawking was hanging

00:25:21.819 --> 00:25:26.000
out with him right yeah so you come around the

00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.420
corner of a building and he's fucking diddling

00:25:28.420 --> 00:25:33.380
a 16 year old girl right like what do you do

00:25:33.380 --> 00:25:36.900
bro like if that's happening he's just like fucking

00:25:36.900 --> 00:25:39.380
i don't want to get too graphic what do you do

00:25:39.380 --> 00:25:43.200
yeah I don't know. I think you fucking walk in

00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:46.019
on him banging a 16 year old. I mean, I think

00:25:46.019 --> 00:25:48.920
a normal person would report it. Well, I mean,

00:25:48.940 --> 00:25:51.579
do you think he'd be like, Hey dude, I'm not

00:25:51.579 --> 00:25:54.059
going to turn you into the authorities, but get

00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:57.400
the fuck out of here. Like do not come back.

00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:00.319
Right. Like, doesn't that sound like a reasonable

00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:03.000
reason that somebody would get banned for life

00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.960
from Mar -a -Lago? Trump probably had it in 2004.

00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:10.960
His daughter was probably that age. So he's probably

00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:13.039
like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

00:26:13.579 --> 00:26:17.799
So maybe Trump said, dude, you cannot come back

00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:20.859
here ever again. Okay. I'm not going to go to

00:26:20.859 --> 00:26:22.819
the authorities because you're a fucking powerful

00:26:22.819 --> 00:26:25.420
person. Okay. But just get the fuck out of here.

00:26:25.819 --> 00:26:30.680
So maybe he's saying to Ghislaine, cause Trump

00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:34.200
knew about this, right? He knew that, that this

00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:36.660
was like a very serious problem. And he's like,

00:26:36.700 --> 00:26:39.450
he's the dog that hasn't barked yet. So he hasn't

00:26:39.450 --> 00:26:40.890
said anything to the authorities. You don't think

00:26:40.890 --> 00:26:46.990
that Trump was involved in child sex trafficking?

00:26:48.150 --> 00:26:50.369
I mean, I know you would like to think that,

00:26:50.430 --> 00:26:53.349
but why would he kick him out? I'm trying to

00:26:53.349 --> 00:26:55.490
think of what would be the... They said that

00:26:55.490 --> 00:26:59.609
Trump spent hours with one of Jeffrey Epstein's

00:26:59.609 --> 00:27:03.569
victims. Okay, so... And he likes to look at

00:27:03.569 --> 00:27:06.410
girls in the beauty pageants that he runs. Okay,

00:27:06.490 --> 00:27:12.420
so... So Jeffrey Epstein's job, right? Everybody

00:27:12.420 --> 00:27:14.940
presumes that he was a Mossad agent, okay? And

00:27:14.940 --> 00:27:17.119
it was to put powerful people in compromising

00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:20.339
positions. Oh, yeah. Trump was an FBI informant,

00:27:20.339 --> 00:27:24.480
right? That's why he fucked all the kids on Jeffrey

00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.099
Epstein's island. Did he go there or are you

00:27:27.099 --> 00:27:29.680
just making that up? No. Did Trump go to Epstein's

00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:31.859
island? Yeah. Yeah, he visited Epstein's island.

00:27:32.099 --> 00:27:35.359
Is that proven? in the documents that were released.

00:27:35.420 --> 00:27:37.799
We don't know what he did because the Jeffrey

00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:42.940
Epstein files were not released. But, you know,

00:27:42.980 --> 00:27:47.539
Mike Johnson, I think he's coming around. They're

00:27:47.539 --> 00:27:49.619
going to vote next week to release the Epstein

00:27:49.619 --> 00:27:52.539
files, and I think that we might get them. All

00:27:52.539 --> 00:27:57.660
right. Hold on a sec. Let's ask ChatGPT. Stand

00:27:57.660 --> 00:28:03.509
by. Did Donald Trump visit Little St. James Island?

00:28:05.009 --> 00:28:08.009
There's no concrete evidence that Donald Trump

00:28:08.009 --> 00:28:10.569
visited Little St. James Island, which is the

00:28:10.569 --> 00:28:13.210
private island owned by Jeffrey Epstein. While

00:28:13.210 --> 00:28:15.569
Trump and Epstein did know each other in the

00:28:15.569 --> 00:28:19.069
past and their social circles did overlap, there's

00:28:19.069 --> 00:28:21.869
no verified record or travel log showing Trump

00:28:21.869 --> 00:28:24.509
actually visiting the island. It's one of those

00:28:24.509 --> 00:28:26.390
rumors that has floated around, but it hasn't

00:28:26.390 --> 00:28:28.799
been substantiated. Okay, there you go, Casey.

00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.200
Well, dude, we haven't... Oh, yeah, he was banging

00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:35.039
little kids on little St. James Island. We don't

00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.000
know. We haven't released Epstein files yet because

00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.640
Republicans keep blocking it. Hopefully next

00:28:39.640 --> 00:28:44.559
week, I think, the Republicans will vote to release

00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:47.259
them. They're blocking it, I don't think, because

00:28:47.259 --> 00:28:51.089
Donald Trump is in it. and i think that donald

00:28:51.089 --> 00:28:53.490
trump had dirt on him and that's what they were

00:28:53.490 --> 00:28:56.349
talking about because he could he could end him

00:28:56.349 --> 00:28:58.930
with the information that he had and people are

00:28:58.930 --> 00:29:00.549
going to believe him because he's a public donald

00:29:00.549 --> 00:29:03.890
trump is a public figure so he's saying you know

00:29:03.890 --> 00:29:07.450
we're fucked and the only person that hasn't

00:29:07.450 --> 00:29:09.470
said anything right don't you don't you think

00:29:09.470 --> 00:29:13.049
that the dog that hasn't barked right meaning

00:29:13.049 --> 00:29:15.490
the person who hasn't said anything Yeah, like

00:29:15.490 --> 00:29:17.529
he knew about what was happening and he didn't

00:29:17.529 --> 00:29:21.869
say anything. Okay, right. So he walked in. He

00:29:21.869 --> 00:29:23.789
witnessed something, dude. He banned him from

00:29:23.789 --> 00:29:26.210
Mar -a -Lago. He said, get the fuck out of here.

00:29:26.369 --> 00:29:29.509
He knows something, right? There's this guy that

00:29:29.509 --> 00:29:32.549
compromises powerful individuals on his property.

00:29:33.009 --> 00:29:35.230
Maybe he put him in a position to try and compromise

00:29:35.230 --> 00:29:38.369
him for money. That's what he did. That was or

00:29:38.369 --> 00:29:40.589
to get some information out of him or if he's

00:29:40.589 --> 00:29:44.160
somebody powerful in the future, right? the Mossad

00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:49.420
has some something on him. Right. So, you know,

00:29:49.420 --> 00:29:51.339
he spent hours with them. Did he spend hours

00:29:51.339 --> 00:29:53.859
with them, you know, at a buffet at the golf

00:29:53.859 --> 00:29:56.980
course? Did he spend hours on the driving range

00:29:56.980 --> 00:29:59.960
with them? Did he spend hours in a private bedroom

00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:02.059
with them? Like that's, there's a big difference,

00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:04.660
dude. Spent hours at the mall with them. Like,

00:30:04.660 --> 00:30:09.319
like spent hours. How alone did they say he was

00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:11.569
alone in a bedroom? Behind a locked door? I don't

00:30:11.569 --> 00:30:14.369
know. It didn't specify, but it said he was spending

00:30:14.369 --> 00:30:19.670
hours with underage people. Okay. You know, if

00:30:19.670 --> 00:30:21.849
you work at a daycare, you spend hours with underage

00:30:21.849 --> 00:30:23.950
people all the time. Did Trump work at a daycare

00:30:23.950 --> 00:30:27.289
or did he work at an island that was known for

00:30:27.289 --> 00:30:29.930
child sex trafficking? Well, he didn't go there,

00:30:30.009 --> 00:30:32.410
so that's confirmed, right? There's no concrete

00:30:32.410 --> 00:30:36.849
evidence that he went there. So, dude, he spent

00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:39.809
hours with underage people. Okay. what if there's

00:30:39.809 --> 00:30:42.609
children on his golf course? Well, that like

00:30:42.609 --> 00:30:44.710
the way you word things like, yeah, it can sound

00:30:44.710 --> 00:30:49.250
really bad, but it can mean nothing at all. I

00:30:49.250 --> 00:30:51.089
don't know. I think, I think when the Epstein

00:30:51.089 --> 00:30:54.109
files get released, hopefully next week, I think,

00:30:54.130 --> 00:30:56.390
uh, I'll tell you why they're not releasing them

00:30:56.390 --> 00:31:00.970
because Trump's in charge. No, it's not. It's

00:31:00.970 --> 00:31:04.410
not because he's in them. It's because it incriminates

00:31:04.410 --> 00:31:08.299
Israel. It incriminates our ally. That too, yeah.

00:31:08.579 --> 00:31:10.119
Dude, yeah. Because it's going to be like, oh,

00:31:10.180 --> 00:31:12.900
Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad agent and they don't

00:31:12.900 --> 00:31:15.039
want that. Oh, because then it's going to associate

00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:17.740
pedophilia with Israel. And then it'd be like,

00:31:17.819 --> 00:31:19.339
no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't fucking have

00:31:19.339 --> 00:31:21.539
that. Even though they were setting it up. They

00:31:21.539 --> 00:31:25.319
were literally setting up like pedophile interactions.

00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:29.380
Did you know Netanyahu was on trial for like

00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:32.240
crimes against humanity in Israel? Yeah, of course.

00:31:33.339 --> 00:31:38.880
That's why he keeps delaying it. He keeps stalling

00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:42.799
the, what do they call it? Judicial process.

00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:47.660
Let's talk about the eight Democrats that were

00:31:47.660 --> 00:31:54.000
too pussy. That voted yes to open the government

00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:58.519
again. The seven? Well, eight Democrats. Hold

00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:04.119
on a sec. Hold on a sec. One of them had a fucking

00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:09.069
serious stroke. He still voted yes. Dude, that

00:32:09.069 --> 00:32:11.230
guy doesn't even, he should not even be in office.

00:32:11.369 --> 00:32:14.089
Right. That's ridiculous. So first of all, I've

00:32:14.089 --> 00:32:15.630
been saying that for the longest time, like not

00:32:15.630 --> 00:32:17.769
because he's a Democrat, like just get somebody

00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:20.190
competent in there. Well, people are mad at Chuck

00:32:20.190 --> 00:32:22.549
Schumer, right? Because I think that he didn't

00:32:22.549 --> 00:32:26.549
have control of his party and he, and like the,

00:32:26.569 --> 00:32:30.670
like eight moderate Democrats voted no or voted

00:32:30.670 --> 00:32:33.930
yes to this bill. And Chuck Schumer wasn't able

00:32:33.930 --> 00:32:37.339
to prevent that. So they're like, oh, Chuck Schumer's

00:32:37.339 --> 00:32:41.079
got to go. He's done. Oh, well, let me ask you

00:32:41.079 --> 00:32:44.420
something, right? Weren't the Democrats the one

00:32:44.420 --> 00:32:46.220
complaining that Trump was keeping the government

00:32:46.220 --> 00:32:51.680
shut down? Well, they didn't vote for the budget

00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:55.119
because they were taking health care away from

00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:57.480
like 15 million people. So they're like, we're

00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:59.259
not going to vote for that. Okay, but they said

00:32:59.259 --> 00:33:01.500
it was Trump that was keeping it shut down. They

00:33:01.500 --> 00:33:04.920
said the left. I specifically remember the left

00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:07.460
said that it was Trump was telling the left said

00:33:07.460 --> 00:33:09.359
it was the right that was keeping it shut down.

00:33:09.380 --> 00:33:13.380
Well, Trump was telling his cronies to pass this

00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:16.099
budget that included taking health care away

00:33:16.099 --> 00:33:17.940
from 15 million people. I think it was health

00:33:17.940 --> 00:33:21.099
care away from illegals is what they were worried

00:33:21.099 --> 00:33:23.059
about. Illegals. Yeah, they were worried that

00:33:23.059 --> 00:33:26.220
not not health care for just regular citizens.

00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:28.940
The Trump administration was worried that that

00:33:28.940 --> 00:33:31.279
money was going to illegal immigrants, people

00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.480
that don't pay taxes in this country, aren't

00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:36.019
citizens of this country. But so people that

00:33:36.019 --> 00:33:39.420
receive benefits from that would be cut off,

00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:42.240
like 15 million people or something like that.

00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:46.200
Like not just illegal immigrants. Okay, so who

00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.000
went without health care, Casey? What? Who went

00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.779
without health care? People on Medicaid. They

00:33:51.779 --> 00:33:55.880
did? Well, they would if they will now that the

00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:59.079
bill's approved. So they'll have health care?

00:33:59.339 --> 00:34:01.599
No, they'll have their health care taken away.

00:34:01.819 --> 00:34:04.779
Oh, good. I'm all about that. I like that. I

00:34:04.779 --> 00:34:07.359
don't like Medicaid. No, dude, I don't think

00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.079
that's what it was. They were literally, they

00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:13.320
didn't want, they didn't want health care going

00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:15.440
to illegals and money going to illegal immigrants.

00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.010
Right? Because they didn't want to shell out

00:34:18.010 --> 00:34:20.130
all this money to fucking New York, who's just

00:34:20.130 --> 00:34:24.570
going to give people a $10 ,000 debit card. You

00:34:24.570 --> 00:34:25.329
know what I mean? They're just going to give

00:34:25.329 --> 00:34:27.869
illegal immigrants $10 ,000 debit cards and a

00:34:27.869 --> 00:34:30.750
free place to stay. Like, welcome to this country.

00:34:31.130 --> 00:34:33.210
Like, we don't give a fuck about you, but we

00:34:33.210 --> 00:34:35.829
want your congressional seats. Like, that's what's

00:34:35.829 --> 00:34:39.349
going on, dude. I don't know. Bernie was talking

00:34:39.349 --> 00:34:44.889
about a lot about how the bill would take away

00:34:44.889 --> 00:34:48.510
health care for... millions of Americans that

00:34:48.510 --> 00:34:54.449
were on Medicaid. Isn't he the governor of Vermont?

00:34:55.190 --> 00:34:57.750
Oh, he's a senator from Vermont. Oh, a senator,

00:34:57.909 --> 00:35:00.150
right. Who's the governor of Vermont? I don't

00:35:00.150 --> 00:35:05.329
know, actually. You know that's the most socialist

00:35:05.329 --> 00:35:07.710
state in the United States? I would love to move

00:35:07.710 --> 00:35:10.750
there. To Vermont? Phil Scott. Oh, you remember

00:35:10.750 --> 00:35:13.210
him? Didn't he run for president or something?

00:35:13.449 --> 00:35:16.949
Phil Scott. Yeah, he ran in the primaries for

00:35:16.949 --> 00:35:20.610
Democratic president. Oh, how'd that go? Well,

00:35:20.690 --> 00:35:25.530
Kamala beat him out, actually. Let me see. Phil

00:35:25.530 --> 00:35:28.389
Scott. Yeah, Vermont is the most socialist state

00:35:28.389 --> 00:35:33.030
in the country. More power to him. Yeah, I mean,

00:35:33.090 --> 00:35:34.769
you know, when you only got 500 ,000 people,

00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:37.230
socialism works pretty good. 500 ,000. That's

00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:41.409
it. Half a million people in Vermont. You know?

00:35:41.869 --> 00:35:48.699
I'll look that up. No, it's actually $648 ,000.

00:35:48.860 --> 00:35:51.340
Same thing. You know what I mean? Half a million,

00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:56.699
basically. Yeah, you're right. But yeah, dude,

00:35:56.780 --> 00:35:59.599
fucking Bernie Sanders is, I don't know, he's

00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:02.980
just like obnoxious sometimes. Bernie Sanders

00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:07.139
was talking about how Trump was doing a great

00:36:07.139 --> 00:36:10.099
job with the border control, the illegal immigration.

00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:14.059
And you know, I agree with him. I don't think

00:36:14.059 --> 00:36:18.659
we should permit illegal immigration. No, absolutely

00:36:18.659 --> 00:36:23.519
not. Because then why have a country, dude? Why

00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:29.519
even bother? I mean, don't throw people in concentration

00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:32.539
camps just to fucking deport the people that

00:36:32.539 --> 00:36:34.639
are illegal. Right, and dude, I'm going to be

00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.039
honest with you. I don't even agree with getting

00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:40.159
rid of people who are Mexican who come from Mexico.

00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:43.780
That's our neighboring nation, bro. Right. And

00:36:43.780 --> 00:36:46.360
they're running from something really bad. And

00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:49.280
most of them are contributing members to society.

00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.400
Like, let them stay, bro. Give them a green card.

00:36:52.619 --> 00:36:55.539
Say, OK, you're here. You're working. You fled

00:36:55.539 --> 00:36:58.840
Mexico. Give them asylum. Give them a green card,

00:36:58.980 --> 00:37:02.059
whatever the fuck it is. And put them on a 10

00:37:02.059 --> 00:37:04.139
year track to citizenship. If you stay out of

00:37:04.139 --> 00:37:06.320
trouble for 10 years, you don't get a felony.

00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:08.440
You don't get a misdemeanor, whatever. You don't

00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:10.619
get in any legal trouble for 10 years. You just

00:37:10.619 --> 00:37:13.619
buckle down and work hard. dude, you're on the

00:37:13.619 --> 00:37:15.920
fast track to citizenship. And if you can pass

00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:17.239
the normal tasks that somebody would have to

00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:19.980
go through, that's it. So call it like a sistering,

00:37:19.980 --> 00:37:23.599
like a neighboring nations clause. If you are

00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:25.360
in one of the nations surrounding the United

00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:28.639
States, right. And you are here illegally, you

00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:31.519
get treated different because it's like, you're

00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.739
basically like, dude, Mexico is like half this

00:37:34.739 --> 00:37:38.219
country speaks Spanish, man. You know, it's like

00:37:38.219 --> 00:37:41.019
they're, they're our sister nation. You know,

00:37:41.019 --> 00:37:43.659
unfortunately, like there's been some like, you

00:37:43.659 --> 00:37:46.860
know, rough times lately, but Mexico is half

00:37:46.860 --> 00:37:51.420
American, man. You know, it's, it's South America,

00:37:51.420 --> 00:37:53.280
right? No, they're not South American. North

00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:57.380
American. Yeah. Yeah. But they're American. Yeah.

00:37:57.380 --> 00:38:00.320
North American. Yeah. So it's like, dude, give

00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:02.800
them a special, I'm all about that for Mexicans.

00:38:02.820 --> 00:38:05.599
But if you're here from fucking Djibouti. Like,

00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:08.079
how the fuck did you get here, dude? Like, what?

00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:11.400
Did you hide in the wheel wells of 747? Like,

00:38:11.420 --> 00:38:14.039
how the fuck did you get here? You think people

00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:16.519
in Africa can't buy plane tickets? Well, it's

00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:18.960
like, bro, it's like you have to fake a passport

00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:20.800
or something. It's like those people. Why do

00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:22.320
they have to fake it? They're just going to bring

00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:25.239
a passport and come here. Where do they get a

00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.139
passport, an American passport? You don't need

00:38:28.139 --> 00:38:29.300
an American passport to come to America. Oh,

00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.460
you're saying they come with their passport and

00:38:31.460 --> 00:38:34.079
then stay. You get a passport from the country

00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:36.650
that you live in. Oh, you're saying that they

00:38:36.650 --> 00:38:39.610
come with their passport and then they just stay

00:38:39.610 --> 00:38:42.690
here. They don't go home. Well, I'm saying that,

00:38:42.750 --> 00:38:45.989
yeah, they could get visas or green cards or

00:38:45.989 --> 00:38:48.590
whatever. Well, no, no, no. I never really thought

00:38:48.590 --> 00:38:52.010
about that. You could literally just... They

00:38:52.010 --> 00:38:54.750
could come here with their passport. It doesn't

00:38:54.750 --> 00:38:57.050
have to be American passport to get into America.

00:38:58.429 --> 00:39:02.429
Right, right. But what I guess I'm confused about

00:39:02.429 --> 00:39:05.469
is can people from like... Because I've never

00:39:05.469 --> 00:39:07.289
had to worry about this because I'm American.

00:39:07.730 --> 00:39:10.610
Like if you're not an American citizen and you

00:39:10.610 --> 00:39:13.590
just want a vacation in America, what kind of

00:39:13.590 --> 00:39:15.429
anything do you need? You don't need anything.

00:39:15.429 --> 00:39:17.110
You just need a passport from your country. You

00:39:17.110 --> 00:39:19.429
just need a passport from your country. So how

00:39:19.429 --> 00:39:21.809
many illegals are people that just came here

00:39:21.809 --> 00:39:25.489
and never left? Well, what's a visa? Is a visa

00:39:25.489 --> 00:39:27.309
just saying that you're going to stay here and

00:39:27.309 --> 00:39:30.710
work here for a short amount of time? Yeah, like

00:39:30.710 --> 00:39:34.139
a visa gives you... Like, you can stay here for

00:39:34.139 --> 00:39:37.739
a period of time, but in a green card, that's

00:39:37.739 --> 00:39:40.360
like in between citizenship. That's like in between

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:45.179
a visa and citizenship, right? Yeah. So that's

00:39:45.179 --> 00:39:48.500
like you can stay here kind of permanently. But

00:39:48.500 --> 00:39:50.219
I never really thought about that as a route

00:39:50.219 --> 00:39:53.199
for people to come in. Anybody can really come

00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:55.760
to America if they have a passport from their

00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:58.519
own country. Let's ask ChatGPT because this is

00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:04.300
really interesting. What percentage of illegal

00:40:04.300 --> 00:40:07.519
immigrants is people that come with a foreign

00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.119
nation's passport and just stay and never leave?

00:40:11.820 --> 00:40:14.940
So a significant portion of people who become

00:40:14.940 --> 00:40:17.980
undocumented immigrants in the U .S. do actually

00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:19.960
enter legally at first. They might come in on

00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:22.519
a tourist visa, a student visa, or some other

00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.199
type of temponite visa. And then they just overstay

00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:27.989
that visa and remain. Estimates vary, but it's

00:40:27.989 --> 00:40:30.469
often said that roughly 40 to 50 % of the undocumented

00:40:30.469 --> 00:40:32.929
population originally came that way, meaning

00:40:32.929 --> 00:40:34.889
they arrived legally and then just never left.

00:40:35.070 --> 00:40:39.429
Oh, shit. Damn, I never thought about that, dude.

00:40:39.710 --> 00:40:43.170
All right, so if somebody wants to come to the

00:40:43.170 --> 00:40:47.809
United States from, say, Nigeria, do they need

00:40:47.809 --> 00:40:51.900
some sort of visa or something? Yeah. Absolutely.

00:40:52.099 --> 00:40:54.500
So if someone's coming from Nigeria to the U

00:40:54.500 --> 00:40:56.940
.S., generally they do need to get a visa first.

00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.280
It really depends on the purpose of their visit.

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:01.440
If they're just coming as a tourist, they'd apply

00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:03.639
for a tourist visa. If they're coming to study,

00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:06.780
they'd need a student visa and so on. So yeah,

00:41:06.900 --> 00:41:10.619
a visa is definitely the usual first step. Okay,

00:41:10.659 --> 00:41:14.900
so why don't I need a visa to go to Europe? Yeah,

00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:17.500
that's a great question. So for U .S. citizens

00:41:17.500 --> 00:41:20.039
going to many European countries, you don't need

00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:22.340
a visa for short stays because of something called

00:41:22.340 --> 00:41:25.480
the Schengen Agreement. Basically, it lets Americans

00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:27.760
visit most of Europe for up to 90 days without

00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.500
needing a visa. It's kind of a nice perk of the

00:41:30.500 --> 00:41:32.280
agreements between the U .S. and those countries.

00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:34.880
So that's why you can just hop on over to Europe

00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:38.079
without all the visa hassle. What about Europeans

00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.960
coming to the United States? Yeah, so for Europeans

00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.599
coming to the U .S., it's actually kind of a

00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:49.239
similar deal, but in reverse. Most European countries

00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:51.519
are part of what's called the visa waiver program.

00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:54.119
That means their citizens can come to the U .S.

00:41:54.119 --> 00:41:56.980
for up to 90 days for tourism or business without

00:41:56.980 --> 00:41:59.079
needing a traditional visa. Wow. They just have

00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:06.059
to apply. They just have to what? Okay, never

00:42:06.059 --> 00:42:09.840
mind. Dude, that's so racist. Chow, GBT is just

00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:13.230
so all -knowing. Dude, that is fucking racist,

00:42:13.409 --> 00:42:16.489
bro. Yeah. Because Nigeria, it's like, oh, no,

00:42:16.530 --> 00:42:19.929
you need a visa. Americans get special privileges.

00:42:21.130 --> 00:42:24.829
Like, I know, like, some countries have, like,

00:42:24.989 --> 00:42:27.769
you don't need a visa to get in from some countries,

00:42:27.789 --> 00:42:30.269
but some countries are like, oh, yeah, this is

00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:32.489
a dangerous country, so we got to check you out.

00:42:33.809 --> 00:42:36.369
So, what do you mean? I don't understand. Like,

00:42:36.389 --> 00:42:38.909
if you come from Afghanistan or something. Oh,

00:42:38.909 --> 00:42:41.159
yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. They're like, we

00:42:41.159 --> 00:42:42.940
got to do more like background. You can't just

00:42:42.940 --> 00:42:46.840
come in. Right. There's like, that's so crazy.

00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:50.360
Cause I just, I just figured, you know, you can

00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:53.119
just travel the world. You can go anywhere you

00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:55.380
want, but it doesn't work like that. Like you

00:42:55.380 --> 00:42:59.139
can't just walk into a country. Like we can go

00:42:59.139 --> 00:43:01.460
to Europe because we have an agreement because

00:43:01.460 --> 00:43:03.780
we're basically the same thing. Like the U S

00:43:03.780 --> 00:43:05.340
and Europe. Like, let's be honest. We're all

00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:10.780
fucking European here anyway. Um, But you can't

00:43:10.780 --> 00:43:13.280
just walk into Nigeria, can you? I mean, I'm

00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:15.659
sure nobody's watching the gates. Nobody cares.

00:43:16.179 --> 00:43:19.739
You can book a flight to Nigeria if you want

00:43:19.739 --> 00:43:22.239
to, if you have a passport. So you have a passport,

00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:26.360
but do you need a visa? I don't think so. Just

00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:29.599
a visit there? No. That's fucking crazy. But

00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.780
they need a visa to come here. I think so, yeah.

00:43:32.940 --> 00:43:35.769
That's wild. That is just nuts to me. I mean,

00:43:35.809 --> 00:43:38.110
you're American. You can go anywhere, I think.

00:43:38.869 --> 00:43:41.650
Except Russia. No, I think you can go to Russia,

00:43:41.690 --> 00:43:45.630
too. Oh, yeah. Damn, you can go anywhere if you're

00:43:45.630 --> 00:43:49.550
American, I guess. Yeah, I think... I don't know.

00:43:49.590 --> 00:43:51.349
I'm going to get my... I want to get my Greek

00:43:51.349 --> 00:43:55.469
citizenship. But apparently the Greek passport

00:43:55.469 --> 00:43:58.630
is one of the best to have. You know? I mean,

00:43:58.750 --> 00:44:00.309
I don't know where else you can go that you can't

00:44:00.309 --> 00:44:03.530
go with an American passport, but... you know,

00:44:03.550 --> 00:44:07.130
I just think that we, we really take for granted

00:44:07.130 --> 00:44:10.789
how awesome this country is and how many people

00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:14.449
did the footwork before us. Yeah. Um, there's

00:44:14.449 --> 00:44:16.210
so many benefits to living in the United States,

00:44:16.230 --> 00:44:18.690
dude. Right. It's like, we should vote for people

00:44:18.690 --> 00:44:22.690
that don't ruin it. Yeah, I agree. I agree. But

00:44:22.690 --> 00:44:26.969
no, dude, I think, you know, we want to have

00:44:26.969 --> 00:44:29.289
like, we want to have somebody to like be angry

00:44:29.289 --> 00:44:33.460
at. And it's like, It's like, dude, it's really,

00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:35.539
we're so much more similar than we really think,

00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.840
you know, like Donald Trump. Yeah. I don't agree

00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.599
with some of the stuff he does. All right. I

00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:42.360
don't agree with like 30 % of the stuff he does,

00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:45.079
but 70 % of the stuff he does had to be done

00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:48.019
and everybody knows it. Like even Nancy Pelosi

00:44:48.019 --> 00:44:50.039
is like, yeah, we have a major trade deficit

00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:52.639
with China and this is ridiculous. She said this

00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:56.000
15 years ago. She's retiring now. She's 85 years

00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:59.380
old. Yeah. You know, I, dude, I. I don't mind

00:44:59.380 --> 00:45:05.139
Nancy Pelosi. Would you still hit that? 85? Nah,

00:45:05.179 --> 00:45:10.920
man. She's a little past ripeness, man. You know?

00:45:11.739 --> 00:45:14.920
She's a little stale. A little stale. A little

00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.960
stale, man. I don't think that's anything you'd

00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:22.079
want to fuck with. Kathy Hochul's on the edge,

00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:24.760
man. Some days are better than others, but I

00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:28.650
think Kathy would get it. I think she would.

00:45:28.750 --> 00:45:31.030
Oh, shit. How old is she? I think she's like

00:45:31.030 --> 00:45:35.650
70. No. Yeah, she's going to be like 68, 70.

00:45:37.110 --> 00:45:45.469
Let's see. She's 67. 67, yeah. Yeah, she's getting

00:45:45.469 --> 00:45:52.130
up there. That's about the end of my... where

00:45:52.130 --> 00:45:54.289
my atmosphere runs out and you go into outer

00:45:54.289 --> 00:45:58.030
space. You can't fuck with that. Let's get a

00:45:58.030 --> 00:46:01.230
little... Kathy Hochul's the top of my... She's

00:46:01.230 --> 00:46:04.889
the cutoff. That's the cutoff, yep. Probably

00:46:04.889 --> 00:46:08.969
I'd take her to 68, 69, and that's it. After

00:46:08.969 --> 00:46:11.730
that, you know, what's her nursing home status?

00:46:12.210 --> 00:46:16.230
I think 69's the cutoff. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't

00:46:16.230 --> 00:46:18.739
look bad, dude. She all made up, but I'm sure,

00:46:18.780 --> 00:46:20.860
dude, I'm sure without her hair dyed and without

00:46:20.860 --> 00:46:24.500
that makeup, it is not a pretty sight, bro. That

00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:27.659
is like it probably I can't be good. A lot of

00:46:27.659 --> 00:46:32.059
the the older senators are retired. Mitch McConnell.

00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:36.460
He's like he's dead. He's like half dead. I saw

00:46:36.460 --> 00:46:38.840
him trying to speak. It was like a nightmare.

00:46:39.139 --> 00:46:41.820
Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen that guy that doesn't

00:46:41.820 --> 00:46:44.940
an impression of him? No. Oh, my God. Oh, let

00:46:44.940 --> 00:46:47.099
me show you. I know they won't be able to see.

00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:48.900
The listeners at home won't be able to see this.

00:46:51.099 --> 00:46:54.460
But they can hear it. Let's see. Mitch McConnell.

00:46:58.380 --> 00:47:03.380
God, that guy's hard to look at. I just hate

00:47:03.380 --> 00:47:06.420
how these people are fucking celebritized. All

00:47:06.420 --> 00:47:07.920
right, here, I'll show it to you so you can see

00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:10.599
it. Oh, is my mic still on? Yeah. Here we go.

00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.579
You got to see the look he's doing, the Mitch

00:47:19.579 --> 00:47:31.199
McConnell look. Well, let me begin by stating

00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:38.800
what a privilege it is to be at this dinner celebrating

00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:48.969
ordinary Americans and African Americans. That

00:47:48.969 --> 00:47:53.929
fucking blank stare, dude. Dude, Mitch McCall

00:47:53.929 --> 00:47:58.590
is like a stroke patient that had a stroke 20

00:47:58.590 --> 00:48:01.909
years ago and it still has the residual effects

00:48:01.909 --> 00:48:05.469
from it. Well, dude, he did have that TIA. Remember?

00:48:05.670 --> 00:48:08.929
He has like a TIA every day. Yeah. He was just

00:48:08.929 --> 00:48:13.730
like staring off into space. I think that's what

00:48:13.730 --> 00:48:17.110
he was making fun of when he did that. Dude,

00:48:17.190 --> 00:48:19.329
these boomers got to go. I know. They got to

00:48:19.329 --> 00:48:25.030
fucking go, man. Dude, if AOC runs and I don't

00:48:25.030 --> 00:48:27.949
like the Republican... Oh, you better vote for

00:48:27.949 --> 00:48:29.969
AOC. I will. I will, dude. She's going to be

00:48:29.969 --> 00:48:33.710
your first MILF president. Dude, I'd be so down

00:48:33.710 --> 00:48:36.349
for that. You know how much nicer that'd be to

00:48:36.349 --> 00:48:40.010
look at? Yeah. All right, let's take a break.

00:48:40.309 --> 00:48:43.340
All right, let's do it. We'll be back. Untitled

00:48:43.340 --> 00:48:54.340
podcast. I need some water. Welcome back. Untitled

00:48:54.340 --> 00:49:04.820
podcast. Episode 125. Here with Dan. Aren't you

00:49:04.820 --> 00:49:09.480
happy, Dan? New York, New York. It's a good song.

00:49:10.250 --> 00:49:12.690
I don't know. It's going to be even better because

00:49:12.690 --> 00:49:15.489
we've got a socialist as the leader of New York.

00:49:16.309 --> 00:49:19.809
Yeah, you know. Like I said, I don't think he

00:49:19.809 --> 00:49:23.510
can do too much damage, bro. Honestly. He's going

00:49:23.510 --> 00:49:26.289
to try, but despite his best efforts, I don't

00:49:26.289 --> 00:49:29.010
think he'll be able to destroy New York. We're

00:49:29.010 --> 00:49:32.429
going to send out a congratulations to Tyler.

00:49:33.130 --> 00:49:38.070
We had his wedding. Tyler got married last Saturday.

00:49:38.469 --> 00:49:41.059
That was... Can I be honest? That was a fantastic

00:49:41.059 --> 00:49:43.699
wedding. Yeah. That was awesome. Let's talk about

00:49:43.699 --> 00:49:47.980
the wedding. Yeah. So we got to walk a couple

00:49:47.980 --> 00:49:52.320
beautiful ladies down the aisle. I didn't see,

00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:55.099
actually. Who did you walk down the aisle? I

00:49:55.099 --> 00:49:58.340
walked down the bride's sister. Oh, did you?

00:49:58.539 --> 00:50:03.800
Yep. Oh, that's right. Yep. How about you? I

00:50:03.800 --> 00:50:07.579
don't know who she was to them, but she was sweet.

00:50:07.699 --> 00:50:10.659
She was a really sweet girl. Yeah, that was a

00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:13.760
very formal wedding. I think it cost something

00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:18.119
like $62 ,000. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's pricey.

00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:22.519
Food was great though, wasn't it? Yeah, I love

00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:27.619
how after a wedding, you don't get fed all day.

00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.679
And then after the ceremony, they just come up

00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:33.199
to you and they're like, would you like a piece

00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:36.260
of shrimp? Would you like a fucking chicken teriyaki?

00:50:37.190 --> 00:50:40.329
Oh yeah. Bacon, bacon wrapped. What was it? Bacon

00:50:40.329 --> 00:50:43.449
wrapped chicken. There was a tons of like different

00:50:43.449 --> 00:50:46.070
kinds of shrimp. There's the spanakopita, which

00:50:46.070 --> 00:50:48.670
of course I'm going to like, that was fucking

00:50:48.670 --> 00:50:51.230
awesome. Um, I mean, you know, it was pretty

00:50:51.230 --> 00:50:53.250
good. It's not like the, the real like Greek

00:50:53.250 --> 00:50:55.230
thing, but it was pretty, pretty close. What

00:50:55.230 --> 00:50:58.000
were you saying about? Hold on, I'm not done

00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.519
talking about this food. Stuffed mushrooms. Yeah,

00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:04.039
stuffed mushrooms. Scallops. What about the oysters?

00:51:04.380 --> 00:51:06.719
Those were fucking good. Oh, yeah, oysters, dude.

00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:12.199
It was so fucking good. That was delicious. What

00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:15.420
happened with Farley and the homeless woman outside?

00:51:16.739 --> 00:51:19.099
Oh, I mean, she came up and bummed like fucking

00:51:19.099 --> 00:51:20.659
three cigarettes off this guy that was standing

00:51:20.659 --> 00:51:23.679
outside and then asked Farley for money and he

00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.860
said he didn't have any and she fucking cussed

00:51:25.860 --> 00:51:31.320
him out. It's like, dude, but that's why you

00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:33.400
just can't give these people anything. That's

00:51:33.400 --> 00:51:36.099
why socialism won't work because the more you

00:51:36.099 --> 00:51:39.400
give them, the more they want. So that's like

00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:41.699
exhibit A. It's like that just was not enough.

00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:44.159
Three cigarettes. I mean, a pack of cigarettes

00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:49.539
is how much? It's probably $15. $15. So you got

00:51:49.539 --> 00:51:51.940
a third of a pack, right? You're three cigarettes.

00:51:52.300 --> 00:51:58.519
How many in a pack? 12? 20. 20 in a pack. It's

00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:01.579
75 cents each. She just got a couple bucks out

00:52:01.579 --> 00:52:05.440
of this guy. She was complaining about it. I

00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:07.179
know. I deal with those people every day. Dude,

00:52:07.179 --> 00:52:11.019
they're a fucking disease, bro. I know. There's

00:52:11.019 --> 00:52:16.079
people that don't want to help themselves. You

00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:19.179
can't really feel bad for them. I don't feel

00:52:19.179 --> 00:52:22.119
bad for them at all. But now you got a guy that

00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:23.460
says he's going to give them all the free shit

00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.400
in the world. Well, What do you think about those

00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:29.920
anti -homeless park benches? They're designed

00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:34.760
to. It's great. They're designed to not have

00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:37.820
homeless people sleep. Yeah, go somewhere else.

00:52:39.099 --> 00:52:41.380
But they're in a city. Where are they going to

00:52:41.380 --> 00:52:46.059
go? To another city. How's that going to fix

00:52:46.059 --> 00:52:48.360
the problem of homelessness? They just move to

00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:52.559
another city. That's okay. The problem or their

00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:55.559
problem? Well, how is it going to fix the homelessness

00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:57.699
problem? They just move somewhere else. It's

00:52:57.699 --> 00:53:00.360
not our problem to fix. It's their problem to

00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.619
fix in their own lives. Okay. So they moved to

00:53:02.619 --> 00:53:05.179
Boston, right? That's still an American problem.

00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:08.400
Okay. Well, I can't fix all of America's problems,

00:53:08.579 --> 00:53:10.780
Casey. All I know is I can put little spikes

00:53:10.780 --> 00:53:12.699
on the benches to keep these motherfuckers out.

00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:16.420
I'm trying to fix the whole world's problems.

00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:20.599
Do you support putting spikes on benches so homeless

00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:25.920
people can't sleep in the city? Dude, I support

00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:29.360
putting electrical devices on to electrocute

00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:33.320
them. I would not stop at spikes. That's humane.

00:53:33.420 --> 00:53:37.019
I would go a step further than that. Electrocution.

00:53:38.900 --> 00:53:41.380
It's got sensors on it that sense if you're homeless.

00:53:41.699 --> 00:53:43.940
They're like sensing, sensing, homeless, homeless.

00:53:45.900 --> 00:53:48.840
They have a smell. They do have a smell and you

00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:52.409
know that. That's true. It smells like... Literally

00:53:52.409 --> 00:53:56.570
smells like cigarettes, old boo, and stale piss.

00:53:56.769 --> 00:53:58.809
That is what homeless people smell like. That

00:53:58.809 --> 00:54:02.750
combination. How did you feel about the poker

00:54:02.750 --> 00:54:06.909
game at Tyler's wedding? How did I feel about

00:54:06.909 --> 00:54:11.050
it? Yeah, I mean, I know you don't really play

00:54:11.050 --> 00:54:13.250
poker that much. I had no idea what was going

00:54:13.250 --> 00:54:16.510
on. I know. And I thought I knew how to play

00:54:16.510 --> 00:54:20.630
poker at one point, but I forgot it was blackjack.

00:54:22.420 --> 00:54:25.119
Oh, no, we were playing poker. Yeah, no. So like

00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:26.519
once we started playing, I was like, oh, I have

00:54:26.519 --> 00:54:29.599
no fucking idea how to play this. Yeah. Yeah.

00:54:29.739 --> 00:54:32.900
We just didn't have enough time. Yeah, I mean,

00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:37.099
I guess I could get into it. I just have to understand

00:54:37.099 --> 00:54:39.719
it to have any fun. I can't just do that like

00:54:39.719 --> 00:54:42.219
learning on the fly shit. I have to like study

00:54:42.219 --> 00:54:43.940
something and be like, oh, this is how this works

00:54:43.940 --> 00:54:45.940
and this is why this works. And that's just my

00:54:45.940 --> 00:54:49.000
brain. So like if you gave me like a half hour

00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:51.780
to study poker. I would be the fucking best at

00:54:51.780 --> 00:54:53.880
it in the world. I'd kick your ass at it. Yeah,

00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:56.760
I'll show you how to play some hands of poker.

00:54:57.619 --> 00:55:01.059
Yeah, we should do it in VR. PokerStars VR. Oh,

00:55:01.059 --> 00:55:03.659
yeah. That's what we're playing with. That's

00:55:03.659 --> 00:55:05.960
what we always play. PokerStars VR. That's the

00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:09.900
game that I won like $800 million. Oh, did you

00:55:09.900 --> 00:55:13.659
really? Yeah. Is that actually hard to do? Well,

00:55:13.659 --> 00:55:15.900
yeah, no, remember I was saying like I won like

00:55:15.900 --> 00:55:19.119
$850 million in blackjack and I was like number

00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:21.800
four in the world. Were you number four? Yeah.

00:55:21.940 --> 00:55:25.400
No, are you serious? Yeah, I got on the all -time

00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:28.260
leaderboard for blackjack, right? And then I

00:55:28.260 --> 00:55:31.380
lost it all. Oh, no. Dude, you should actually

00:55:31.380 --> 00:55:37.300
play then. Yeah. Yeah, the only way to, because

00:55:37.300 --> 00:55:43.579
gambling, there's a lot of games that, you know

00:55:43.579 --> 00:55:45.760
the house has the advantage but the only game

00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:48.280
that the house hat doesn't have the advantage

00:55:48.280 --> 00:55:51.579
is blackjack if you play with like counting counting

00:55:51.579 --> 00:55:58.260
cards oh can you count cards yeah you can no

00:55:58.260 --> 00:56:01.719
shit can now can you get kicked out of a casino

00:56:01.719 --> 00:56:05.179
doing that yeah there's actually youtube videos

00:56:05.179 --> 00:56:08.300
of like um This guy has a GoPro, and he's counting

00:56:08.300 --> 00:56:12.199
cards in a casino, and he gets kicked out of

00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.219
every one that he plays. Well, you could just

00:56:15.219 --> 00:56:19.880
do it occasionally and get away with it. But

00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:23.539
once they catch on to you doing it once, they

00:56:23.539 --> 00:56:26.699
put your picture, like your ID in the system,

00:56:26.760 --> 00:56:31.539
so that any casino you go to in Las Vegas will

00:56:31.539 --> 00:56:35.849
see that you're a card counter. Wow. That's fucking

00:56:35.849 --> 00:56:42.670
crazy. So you can count cards in VR? You can,

00:56:42.829 --> 00:56:46.769
yeah. And you got pretty good at it? Yeah, so

00:56:46.769 --> 00:56:48.710
it's a combination of counting cards and the

00:56:48.710 --> 00:56:53.730
betting system called the Martingale system where

00:56:53.730 --> 00:56:57.230
if you lose, you double your bet so that you

00:56:57.230 --> 00:57:03.820
make your money back. Oh. Huh. Oh, because it

00:57:03.820 --> 00:57:06.880
narrows down more options as you go on. So then

00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:08.619
you double up. Well, every time you lose, you

00:57:08.619 --> 00:57:12.159
double up so that when you win, you just make

00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:15.500
the money that you lost back. But if it gets

00:57:15.500 --> 00:57:17.820
too much of an amount and you just keep losing,

00:57:17.940 --> 00:57:21.920
say you lose like 10, 15 times in a row, that

00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:25.119
will just blow you out. Yeah, yeah. But it's

00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:28.440
just like a bet. It's like I won a lot of money

00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:32.289
on the system. Wow. So it's an actual system

00:57:32.289 --> 00:57:37.389
some guy came up with that works. It works until

00:57:37.389 --> 00:57:40.829
it doesn't basically. It works until you lose.

00:57:40.849 --> 00:57:43.610
Oh, that's always good. There's always a chance

00:57:43.610 --> 00:57:47.050
that you'll lose like right 10 to 15 times in

00:57:47.050 --> 00:57:49.730
a row. There's like a small chance that you'll

00:57:49.730 --> 00:57:52.030
lose that many times in a row. Right, right.

00:57:52.170 --> 00:57:54.269
Because it's just chance. Yeah. You never know.

00:57:54.409 --> 00:57:57.070
But if you don't do that, then it will always

00:57:57.070 --> 00:58:03.519
work. Yeah. Wow. Damn. So where did you learn

00:58:03.519 --> 00:58:09.059
to count cards? You know, I always played blackjack.

00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:13.900
My grandma was into card games and betting games.

00:58:14.519 --> 00:58:19.260
Taught me how to play blackjack. And then I was

00:58:19.260 --> 00:58:23.559
just learning how to count cards. So basically

00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:26.579
counting cards is you know what cards are out,

00:58:26.659 --> 00:58:30.730
so you know. you know which ones are still possible.

00:58:32.309 --> 00:58:36.210
Yeah, so you basically count like the low cards

00:58:36.210 --> 00:58:38.150
and the high cards. So if you know there's like

00:58:38.150 --> 00:58:40.110
a high card coming, you know there's a better

00:58:40.110 --> 00:58:44.949
chance of you, of the player winning, not the

00:58:44.949 --> 00:58:47.210
dealer. Yeah, so it's just pattern recognition.

00:58:47.429 --> 00:58:51.030
It's like, or just remembering basically what's

00:58:51.030 --> 00:58:54.150
in the deck. They would like do things to counteract

00:58:54.150 --> 00:58:57.039
that. Like they would have like... four to six

00:58:57.039 --> 00:58:59.900
decks shuffled together so you couldn't just

00:58:59.900 --> 00:59:04.039
count a single deck of cards so now that um they

00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:06.099
do that you have to count like four decks at

00:59:06.099 --> 00:59:10.619
a time that's like impossible dude well it's

00:59:10.619 --> 00:59:12.800
not because you just keep a running count of

00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:15.980
what like how many high cards and low cards there

00:59:15.980 --> 00:59:20.900
is so say there's like plus two high cards you

00:59:20.900 --> 00:59:24.019
just keep track of that And then you say, like,

00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:27.119
I bet more because of more high cards. I have

00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:32.960
more of an advantage. Wow. Damn. So it can still

00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:38.260
work with four decks? Yeah. It works really well

00:59:38.260 --> 00:59:41.559
with one deck. It actually works better with

00:59:41.559 --> 00:59:43.940
four decks because if you have, like, a huge

00:59:43.940 --> 00:59:47.059
advantage at the end of the four decks, then

00:59:47.059 --> 00:59:51.420
you can just bet a huge amount and win. Oh. Oh,

00:59:51.420 --> 00:59:53.619
I see what you're saying. It's because it concentrates

00:59:53.619 --> 00:59:56.360
even more. Because the player has the advantage

00:59:56.360 --> 01:00:00.219
when there's more picture cards or more 10 -point

01:00:00.219 --> 01:00:05.800
cards. The player has the advantage. Oh. So you

01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:07.599
could know that there's a really high chance

01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:10.940
that you're going to fucking hit it big. And

01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:15.199
in that movie, 21, when there was a huge advantage

01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:18.500
for the player, they would signal the high roller

01:00:18.500 --> 01:00:21.320
to come over. And they would just put their entire

01:00:21.320 --> 01:00:26.119
chips on one hand. And they would win it. Well,

01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:30.079
dude, that just made me think of something. What

01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:33.079
about the AI built into the meta glasses now?

01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:38.019
Oh, yeah. I think they're trying to... They probably

01:00:38.019 --> 01:00:43.300
make people take that shit off. Bro! That's insane.

01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:46.260
If you have a fucking earpiece or something...

01:00:46.260 --> 01:00:48.099
Because those just look like regular glasses.

01:00:48.639 --> 01:00:53.269
Right? And they have AI built in. So they could

01:00:53.269 --> 01:00:55.570
literally tell you what to bet just based on

01:00:55.570 --> 01:00:59.010
the... Right. There's actually a thing. It's

01:00:59.010 --> 01:01:02.230
been used since like the 50s or the 70s where

01:01:02.230 --> 01:01:05.349
people would get their blackjack hand and just

01:01:05.349 --> 01:01:08.130
input it. They would have like a device on their

01:01:08.130 --> 01:01:10.769
knee and they just like tap it two times for

01:01:10.769 --> 01:01:13.530
a jack or something like that. They just input

01:01:13.530 --> 01:01:15.369
it and the machine would tell them what to do.

01:01:16.030 --> 01:01:18.650
Wow. And that's how they would count cards at

01:01:18.650 --> 01:01:22.019
blackjack. Wow. Yeah. I heard something like

01:01:22.019 --> 01:01:23.840
that. Like this guy had a tapper in his shoe.

01:01:24.139 --> 01:01:27.619
Yeah. So he would just like tap his toe, you

01:01:27.619 --> 01:01:30.980
know? Right. Damn. How much can you, you can

01:01:30.980 --> 01:01:35.079
win a lot at blackjack, huh? Yeah. I mean, like,

01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:39.079
uh, I was almost at a billion dollars in fake

01:01:39.079 --> 01:01:44.519
money. Well, dude, so like, say you went in there

01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.980
and say you win five grand or something, right?

01:01:48.139 --> 01:01:50.889
Yeah. And then you intentionally just give back

01:01:50.889 --> 01:01:55.389
fucking four grand of it. You walk out with a

01:01:55.389 --> 01:01:59.829
thousand bucks. And then you do that four times

01:01:59.829 --> 01:02:07.070
a week. Times 52 weeks in a year. Four times

01:02:07.070 --> 01:02:11.010
a month, I meant. 12 months in a year. You just

01:02:11.010 --> 01:02:15.210
keep doing it, dude. Then you really get in the

01:02:15.210 --> 01:02:18.010
inside. You get a job there. You start mopping

01:02:18.010 --> 01:02:22.389
floors. For $1 ,000. No, I'm just joking. You

01:02:22.389 --> 01:02:27.690
can make a lot of money, yeah. No, but... Dude,

01:02:27.750 --> 01:02:30.590
you could... They'd catch on to you eventually,

01:02:30.690 --> 01:02:35.849
though. That's why I just like... Yeah, they

01:02:35.849 --> 01:02:40.030
do. They have these pit bosses that just watch

01:02:40.030 --> 01:02:43.449
the cameras for the table and they see... Like

01:02:43.449 --> 01:02:44.929
if you're winning a lot of money, they're like,

01:02:45.050 --> 01:02:48.840
oh, why is this guy winning so much? And they're

01:02:48.840 --> 01:02:51.800
like, oh, is he counting cards? And they figure

01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.599
out if you're actually doing it. And then they

01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:56.980
fucking kick you out. Report you to the rest

01:02:56.980 --> 01:02:59.519
of the casinos. You'd have to just do it at one

01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:05.579
and then never go back. Yeah. You know? Damn.

01:03:06.719 --> 01:03:11.000
It's hard to. Because say you win like a little

01:03:11.000 --> 01:03:13.340
bit of money. You go to another casino. You do

01:03:13.340 --> 01:03:17.730
it again. But they have your information. From

01:03:17.730 --> 01:03:19.929
the system. And they're like, you can't do it

01:03:19.929 --> 01:03:23.250
again. Well, they probably fucking have AI that

01:03:23.250 --> 01:03:26.349
watches people. They do now, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

01:03:27.389 --> 01:03:32.889
Damn. Let me see. So say you went in and you

01:03:32.889 --> 01:03:34.530
won. You think you could win five grand in a

01:03:34.530 --> 01:03:39.369
night at Blackjack? Yeah, I think if I did it,

01:03:39.409 --> 01:03:45.809
if I counted cards properly, yeah. Wow. Damn.

01:03:46.819 --> 01:03:48.900
Dude, you do that. Just do it to 10 casinos,

01:03:48.900 --> 01:03:50.619
win five grand, and then never go back to Vegas.

01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:54.440
You know? I wouldn't want to do it on an Indian

01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:57.420
reservation casino. All these casinos have databases,

01:03:57.699 --> 01:04:00.380
and they're like, this guy's a card counter.

01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:03.659
And then anytime they scan your facial recognition

01:04:03.659 --> 01:04:06.659
ID. Dude, do it until you get caught, and then

01:04:06.659 --> 01:04:09.139
get out. Yeah, but they all have a database.

01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:12.420
And once they scan your ID, they're like, this

01:04:12.420 --> 01:04:14.780
guy's a card counter. And they don't let you

01:04:14.780 --> 01:04:19.079
in. Who cares? Do you really need to go to a

01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:21.519
casino? If you get kicked out of the casino,

01:04:21.619 --> 01:04:27.019
so what? What's the big fucking deal? I mean,

01:04:27.039 --> 01:04:29.159
it's not a big deal if you go to another city.

01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:35.440
But in Las Vegas, if you get profiled as a card

01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:38.139
counter in one casino, All the other casinos

01:04:38.139 --> 01:04:40.480
in Vegas have your information. Oh, wow, man.

01:04:40.599 --> 01:04:43.059
You just don't go to casinos in Vegas. Right.

01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:46.440
You know, it's like, you know, family trip to

01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:50.480
Vegas. You don't go. There's a lot of other things

01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:53.380
you can do in Vegas. No, there's not actually.

01:04:53.500 --> 01:04:57.300
We were talking about episode 200. We're going

01:04:57.300 --> 01:05:02.000
to go to Honolulu, right? Or Japan? Or Ireland.

01:05:02.019 --> 01:05:05.119
Or Ireland. Yeah, the three places. So we'll

01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:07.340
have to take a vote. We could stop in Las Vegas

01:05:07.340 --> 01:05:11.639
and count some cards. Or we could just go to

01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:15.599
Vegas. Yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah. Weren't

01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.480
we talking about going to Vegas for episode 100?

01:05:19.960 --> 01:05:24.059
I think so. Yeah. We were talking about Tyler's

01:05:24.059 --> 01:05:29.159
wedding. Were we? At the beginning of this. No,

01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:33.099
no, but I mean in past episodes. I think we were

01:05:33.099 --> 01:05:36.500
talking about going to Vegas. Oh, yeah. We could

01:05:36.500 --> 01:05:40.840
do that. Oh, or Canada. Oh, yeah. We were talking

01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:43.719
about going to Montreal. Right. And Tyler wanted

01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:47.639
to go to Miracle on Ice. Right. But I think episode

01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:53.199
200, we can go to Ireland or... I think Ireland's

01:05:53.199 --> 01:06:00.000
pretty cheap to go to. Honolulu? Japan? All right.

01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:02.349
We'll have to take a vote. See what Ally Mac

01:06:02.349 --> 01:06:06.090
and Tyler say. Yeah. So I think Ireland would

01:06:06.090 --> 01:06:09.650
be fun since we're all Irish. And we can go get

01:06:09.650 --> 01:06:11.789
in touch with our ancestors. Are we all Irish?

01:06:11.789 --> 01:06:15.849
I'll drink a beer in Ireland. I'll do that. Are

01:06:15.849 --> 01:06:21.230
we all Irish? Yeah. Alex McDonald. Casey O 'Neill.

01:06:21.389 --> 01:06:24.349
I think he's Scottish. Daniel Delaney. Fuck.

01:06:24.510 --> 01:06:29.019
That fucking Ally Mac. See, as cold as a stone

01:06:29.019 --> 01:06:32.099
floor. I think Tyler's like half Irish or something.

01:06:32.579 --> 01:06:37.219
Yeah, he's got some in there. Let's see. I'm

01:06:37.219 --> 01:06:39.079
going to call that fucking guy Allie Macri now.

01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:41.519
Oh, shit. I'm going to call him. I'm going to

01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:47.699
put him on blast live on the podcast. All right,

01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:50.260
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01:06:50.260 --> 01:06:53.199
up the ending with Jeopardy. I think we're going

01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:57.510
to call it an episode here. Dan, thank you for

01:06:57.510 --> 01:07:03.610
coming on Untitled Podcast. And, you know, George

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Bush melts steel beams. Wait, so we're just not

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01:07:14.070 --> 01:07:16.610
know, we played Miliere, but I actually already

01:07:16.610 --> 01:07:21.750
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it out. I'll wait for Jeopardy for the next time

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when somebody else is here, when Allie Beck's

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MyPelo guy just went fucking broke from endorsing

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going to see if that's true or if that's MSDNC

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01:11:00.029 --> 01:11:04.670
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01:11:04.689 --> 01:11:10.289
if you suffer from erectile dysfunction, listen

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And you know, as always, be kind to yourselves

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and each other. We out, right? Okay, fuck off.

01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:44.399
I was trying to think of like, because there's

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only two of us here. Yeah, welcome to Untitled

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Podcast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm still 125. Casey,

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I'm here with Dan and soon Ellie Mac in VR. Don

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Long's Palace. I'm playing the USSR National

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Anthem, by the way. Cut. It's fucking morning

01:12:25.529 --> 01:12:28.489
in America today, Dan. The fucking Democrats

01:12:28.489 --> 01:12:30.529
are back at it. They won every fucking election.

01:12:31.260 --> 01:12:34.560
People are saying we don't want fascism. We want

01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:39.180
socialism. I'm all for it. Dude, you don't even

01:12:39.180 --> 01:12:43.039
know. You don't even know what you're voting

01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:44.899
for. You don't even know what you're celebrating.

01:12:45.619 --> 01:12:49.319
I'm celebrating some good old -fashioned Marxism,

01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:54.899
Dan. Are we in the epi? Yeah. Welcome back. Okay.

01:12:54.979 --> 01:12:57.880
Yeah, I had to restart my headset because I tried

01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:01.359
to rejoin Messenger and the app was open like

01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:07.800
45 times on my headset. So hopefully that was

01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:10.359
what was causing all the problems. Oh, God. Now

01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:13.819
I got to log into VR chat. Dude, that's the worst.

01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:17.720
Oh, God. What was my login with? Who are you?

01:13:17.739 --> 01:13:24.350
Fucking Joseph Pfeiffer now? What? Dan was like

01:13:24.350 --> 01:13:29.670
some FDNY guy. Yeah, he was. I was the one that

01:13:29.670 --> 01:13:32.829
caused 9 -11. Alright, you guys keep talking.

01:13:32.909 --> 01:13:35.689
I'm going to try to remember my fucking login

01:13:35.689 --> 01:13:40.649
to this. Zoran Mandami was elected mayor of New

01:13:40.649 --> 01:13:44.970
York City yesterday. First socialist mayor. They

01:13:44.970 --> 01:13:47.369
had a beat out of Andrew Cuomo, who was endorsed

01:13:47.369 --> 01:13:54.060
by Trump. Did you see that coming down? No. Did

01:13:54.060 --> 01:13:56.340
he actually endorse him? Yeah, he said, fucking

01:13:56.340 --> 01:14:00.920
vote for Andrew Cuomo. He was definitely on Epstein's

01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:04.140
Island, too. He was like, Andrew Cuomo's better

01:14:04.140 --> 01:14:08.439
than some fucking socialist. Yeah, you know what,

01:14:08.460 --> 01:14:11.880
though? You know what I'm going to say? I'm upset

01:14:11.880 --> 01:14:16.180
about it, but I'm here for it, dude. I actually

01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:18.420
think, you know why? Out of all those people,

01:14:18.500 --> 01:14:21.510
you know why I think? mom dami is better mom

01:14:21.510 --> 01:14:25.510
donnie yeah you think he's better yeah i think

01:14:25.510 --> 01:14:27.109
he's better because he didn't he's not a cuck

01:14:27.109 --> 01:14:30.850
for israel oh yes like dude what a stupid question

01:14:30.850 --> 01:14:33.449
to ask what's the first place you're gonna visit

01:14:33.449 --> 01:14:37.590
when you become mayor you have to bow down and

01:14:37.590 --> 01:14:40.229
say israel that's fucking insane they all said

01:14:40.229 --> 01:14:43.609
israel dude what a bunch of cocks my fourth trip

01:14:43.609 --> 01:14:46.170
to israel and he's like what i'm gonna stay in

01:14:46.170 --> 01:14:51.489
new york city yeah dude that's um you know what

01:14:51.489 --> 01:14:55.130
fine i'm good with it if if that i don't care

01:14:55.130 --> 01:14:57.489
dude there's only so much he can do he's not

01:14:57.489 --> 01:15:00.149
going to be able to fuck up new york city okay

01:15:00.149 --> 01:15:02.250
he's going to try but he's just not going to

01:15:02.250 --> 01:15:04.909
be able to because it's already fucked up it's

01:15:04.909 --> 01:15:08.569
the financial capital of the world one uh two

01:15:08.569 --> 01:15:10.909
i mean a lot of these financial institutions

01:15:10.909 --> 01:15:14.729
are are jewish controlled so they're just not

01:15:14.729 --> 01:15:16.250
going to let that happen dude they're the fucking

01:15:16.250 --> 01:15:19.489
gangsters And he's not going to step in and start

01:15:19.489 --> 01:15:22.289
fucking with it. You know, even Kathy Hochul

01:15:22.289 --> 01:15:26.010
said that. She's like, I'm the governor. So he

01:15:26.010 --> 01:15:29.489
has to remember that. And I'm not raising corporate

01:15:29.489 --> 01:15:31.890
tax rates. Because she knows she'll chase away

01:15:31.890 --> 01:15:38.289
industry. I mean, that's just stupid. One, it's

01:15:38.289 --> 01:15:40.789
like New York State already makes like $50 billion

01:15:40.789 --> 01:15:44.210
a year. Maybe it's $100 billion a year in revenue,

01:15:44.390 --> 01:15:49.539
in tax revenue. You know, it's like, what are

01:15:49.539 --> 01:15:51.520
you really going to get more out of taxing corporations?

01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:54.640
Corporations don't have to be here. They can

01:15:54.640 --> 01:15:57.560
go anywhere in the world. So if you don't make

01:15:57.560 --> 01:16:02.939
a good tax environment for them, then they'll

01:16:02.939 --> 01:16:04.840
go somewhere else. They'll go to another country.

01:16:05.460 --> 01:16:07.880
They'll go to another state first. And if that's

01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:09.880
not good enough, they'll leave the country. Well,

01:16:09.939 --> 01:16:12.840
how much power does he have versus... Like who

01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:17.100
controls more, Hochul or the mayor of Texan corporations?

01:16:17.220 --> 01:16:22.260
Kathy Hochul. Hello? Kathy Hochul could say if

01:16:22.260 --> 01:16:25.939
she wanted to, she could write a new stipulation

01:16:25.939 --> 01:16:30.579
into the law. Like say Mondami wants to tax corporations

01:16:30.579 --> 01:16:36.260
at 40%. Kathy Hochul could write into the law

01:16:36.260 --> 01:16:40.619
any city that has more than a million people.

01:16:41.640 --> 01:16:44.020
cannot raise corporate interest rates. That's

01:16:44.020 --> 01:16:47.979
all she has to do. And then he's powerless. You

01:16:47.979 --> 01:16:50.520
know, that's like a lot of just make like the

01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:53.420
Senate has to make laws. The governor can't just

01:16:53.420 --> 01:16:58.720
institute laws. Well, right. So if it's bad for

01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:00.239
the state, what do you think the Senate's going

01:17:00.239 --> 01:17:05.930
to do? Well, I mean, they're all Democrats. okay,

01:17:05.989 --> 01:17:07.270
you think they're going to vote for socialism

01:17:07.270 --> 01:17:09.109
and they're going to vote to scare business around?

01:17:09.189 --> 01:17:12.109
It's like, dude, they're Democrats, but they're

01:17:12.109 --> 01:17:16.229
not retarded. Like, no, they're not fucking slow.

01:17:16.529 --> 01:17:18.149
Like, they're not going to, it's like, dude,

01:17:18.229 --> 01:17:21.310
this place is, the economy of upstate New York

01:17:21.310 --> 01:17:23.529
and New York in general, not New York in general,

01:17:23.630 --> 01:17:26.329
the city's pretty good, but the economy of like

01:17:26.329 --> 01:17:30.409
upstate New York is borderline. It's like, it's

01:17:30.409 --> 01:17:33.699
like half impoverished, half okay. It's literally

01:17:33.699 --> 01:17:37.619
like the economy of Ohio. I don't know. I think

01:17:37.619 --> 01:17:39.579
you just might see, Dan, that socialism might

01:17:39.579 --> 01:17:44.380
work. Dude, I'm all for some socialist things.

01:17:47.380 --> 01:17:49.619
I really think that you can have a balance of

01:17:49.619 --> 01:17:52.119
both. But somebody that's going to scare away

01:17:52.119 --> 01:17:55.300
business, that's really bad for New York, dude.

01:17:55.640 --> 01:18:00.020
Really bad. Did you hear the Texas governor put

01:18:00.020 --> 01:18:03.640
tariffs on New York? Can he actually do that?

01:18:03.859 --> 01:18:07.199
Can a state put a tariff on another state? No,

01:18:07.220 --> 01:18:11.779
that was, that was a joke, dude. Oh, cause you,

01:18:11.819 --> 01:18:14.819
a tariff is between countries. Yeah. Can you

01:18:14.819 --> 01:18:17.920
see me? If you look to your left, am I here for

01:18:17.920 --> 01:18:20.319
you? Like an anime trick with horns. Are you

01:18:20.319 --> 01:18:23.279
fucking kidding me, bro? I'm so fucking done.

01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:27.340
I'm JFK. You're some like eight bit. Like, I

01:18:27.340 --> 01:18:30.000
don't know. You look sick. Casey's Charlie Kerr.

01:18:30.870 --> 01:18:35.689
Some 8 -bit what? R .I .P. I don't know. I can't

01:18:35.689 --> 01:18:37.529
place it. I don't know what game you're from.

01:18:38.069 --> 01:18:41.670
It's from Metal Gear Solid. Oh, is that fucking...

01:18:41.670 --> 01:18:45.069
What's his face? The dude you play as in 2? Cyborg

01:18:45.069 --> 01:18:48.750
Ninja. I was looking for one with the bullet

01:18:48.750 --> 01:18:53.149
wound. There's like the... ACS fucked up. Did

01:18:53.149 --> 01:18:58.060
you ever play Metal Gear Solid 1? No, I'm actually

01:18:58.060 --> 01:19:00.399
going to, though. I have it downloaded on my

01:19:00.399 --> 01:19:05.760
PC on an emulator. This dude gets crushed. Or

01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:08.579
no, this isn't when he gets crushed. That's part

01:19:08.579 --> 01:19:13.539
of it. But he died in war, and then the government

01:19:13.539 --> 01:19:18.140
put him into a cyborg. So he's half human, half

01:19:18.140 --> 01:19:23.619
cyborg. And he wants to fight because it makes

01:19:23.619 --> 01:19:26.989
him feel alive. And there's this scene where

01:19:26.989 --> 01:19:28.890
he's like glitching out and his head's going

01:19:28.890 --> 01:19:33.569
like this, right? He's like, make me feel alive

01:19:33.569 --> 01:19:37.789
again. It's like, dude, one of the best scenes

01:19:37.789 --> 01:19:41.210
of like in video game history. It's awesome.

01:19:41.649 --> 01:19:45.409
All right. I am going to swap between avatars

01:19:45.409 --> 01:19:47.430
for a minute. So hopefully you can see me as

01:19:47.430 --> 01:19:49.810
JFK because it's really pissing me off that you're

01:19:49.810 --> 01:19:52.369
seeing me as some animatronic right now. So that's

01:19:52.369 --> 01:19:59.000
your fallback. Why is it a fallback? Yeah, so

01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:02.819
we're seeing your fallback. Can you see me now?

01:20:03.579 --> 01:20:07.699
Well, now you're tiny. Am I a pink galaxy cat?

01:20:09.380 --> 01:20:12.359
No, you're an anime chick with a hoodie and horns.

01:20:13.340 --> 01:20:16.939
And I'm just tiny. You're tiny. You're like a

01:20:16.939 --> 01:20:21.279
foot tall. Why is it going to a fallback? Do

01:20:21.279 --> 01:20:24.680
you know? Shoot, I went through this before.

01:20:25.130 --> 01:20:29.470
Be careful. Dan's got a shrinkage fetish. Shrinkage

01:20:29.470 --> 01:20:33.930
fetish? I'm going back to JFK then. What does

01:20:33.930 --> 01:20:38.590
that mean, Casey? That is a good question. What

01:20:38.590 --> 01:20:40.829
does that mean? Why did I just accept that at

01:20:40.829 --> 01:20:42.909
face value? I should have questioned that a little

01:20:42.909 --> 01:20:49.270
bit more. Shrinking. I don't know. I might have

01:20:49.270 --> 01:20:53.210
some fetishes, but that's not one of them. Fucking

01:20:53.210 --> 01:20:57.289
RIP Dick Cheney. Oh, man. Fuck that guy, though.

01:20:57.310 --> 01:21:01.149
For real. Dude, you see that interview I sent

01:21:01.149 --> 01:21:05.510
with John Kairaku? I forgot which show it was.

01:21:05.510 --> 01:21:07.130
It was the most recent one. He was on Tucker

01:21:07.130 --> 01:21:12.930
Carlson, actually. What was he saying? Oh, he

01:21:12.930 --> 01:21:14.869
was just talking about Dick Cheney. He was like,

01:21:14.949 --> 01:21:17.510
that guy, he was responsible for everything.

01:21:17.850 --> 01:21:20.510
And then he was talking about all the ways he

01:21:20.510 --> 01:21:23.829
would torture prisoners. And he was like, George

01:21:23.829 --> 01:21:26.329
Book just looked at us in our face and straight

01:21:26.329 --> 01:21:29.050
up lied to the American people. He was like,

01:21:29.090 --> 01:21:31.590
we do not torture people. He was like, I was

01:21:31.590 --> 01:21:34.029
fucking freezing people to death. He was like,

01:21:34.050 --> 01:21:35.930
I was putting people in refrigerators and throwing

01:21:35.930 --> 01:21:38.810
cold water on them every hour until their fucking

01:21:38.810 --> 01:21:42.130
organs froze and they died. Yeah. He was like,

01:21:42.149 --> 01:21:43.869
what do you mean we don't fucking torture people?

01:21:44.350 --> 01:21:46.550
And then they buried him in the yard of the CIA

01:21:46.550 --> 01:21:50.289
building. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I see what it is.

01:21:51.149 --> 01:21:55.609
It says that I have too many triangles in my

01:21:55.609 --> 01:22:00.989
outfit. I have 46 ,493 of 20 ,000 triangles.

01:22:02.289 --> 01:22:05.609
And I have 18 out of four material slots. My

01:22:05.609 --> 01:22:11.670
JFK is just too fucking good for you guys. So,

01:22:11.729 --> 01:22:13.789
yeah, but pick another one and see. I think it's

01:22:13.789 --> 01:22:16.189
in the settings, though. You got to look through

01:22:16.189 --> 01:22:18.939
all your settings. nah bro you're good i'm just

01:22:18.939 --> 01:22:21.020
gonna get a i'm just gonna get a lower quality

01:22:21.020 --> 01:22:25.260
jfk skin don't you worry all right i'm taking

01:22:25.260 --> 01:22:28.039
up air time here just keep going by the way i

01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:33.359
gave up yeah you're right i gave up on um i gave

01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:36.739
up on trying to get messenger to work on my uh

01:22:36.739 --> 01:22:40.439
on my vr headset so i know my audio quality probably

01:22:40.439 --> 01:22:42.659
sucks now because i'm using my bluetooth earbuds

01:22:42.659 --> 01:22:45.729
but This way, at least when my headset dies,

01:22:45.850 --> 01:22:49.789
I can stay on and there's no gap. Word, for sure.

01:22:52.850 --> 01:22:56.029
But yeah, I was looking at all the crazy shit

01:22:56.029 --> 01:22:59.250
they were doing to people and they fucking kept

01:22:59.250 --> 01:23:03.069
people awake for 11 days because that was the

01:23:03.069 --> 01:23:05.689
world record for longest time without sleeping

01:23:05.689 --> 01:23:08.350
was 11 days. So I guess it's fine. We can just

01:23:08.350 --> 01:23:12.020
do that. Oh my God, bro. You know how fried your

01:23:12.020 --> 01:23:14.659
brain has got to get? Yeah, they'll just blast

01:23:14.659 --> 01:23:18.619
death metal music at all times of day and keep

01:23:18.619 --> 01:23:25.699
them awake. Wow. That's insane, man. It's just,

01:23:25.760 --> 01:23:30.159
I can't believe that our country did that. They

01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:32.140
were forced to stand handcuffed with their feet

01:23:32.140 --> 01:23:34.859
shackled to an eyeball on the floor for 40 hours,

01:23:35.020 --> 01:23:37.899
causing the weight to be placed on just one or

01:23:37.899 --> 01:23:40.720
two muscles. creating an intense amount of pressure

01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:44.460
in the legs. Goddamn. He said that they didn't

01:23:44.460 --> 01:23:46.880
even get any good information. No, because he

01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:49.460
was like, they're just going to say whatever

01:23:49.460 --> 01:23:52.060
they have to in order for you to stop torturing

01:23:52.060 --> 01:23:55.260
them. Right, so it's like, of course you're going

01:23:55.260 --> 01:23:58.819
to say something like, not real. Okay, so I changed

01:23:58.819 --> 01:24:03.699
my avatar, but it's just a cube of a portrait

01:24:03.699 --> 01:24:11.470
of JFK. Oh my god. Where did you go? Back at

01:24:11.470 --> 01:24:15.090
the avatar world. There's a bunch of PS1 Leon

01:24:15.090 --> 01:24:17.350
Kennedy's though, which I might just fucking,

01:24:17.409 --> 01:24:19.909
I might just take one of them to be honest from

01:24:19.909 --> 01:24:22.310
Resident Evil. Oh, you're saying it's one of

01:24:22.310 --> 01:24:24.369
those, one of those avatars where it's literally

01:24:24.369 --> 01:24:27.869
just a picture. No. Yeah. It's just a, it's a

01:24:27.869 --> 01:24:30.449
three dimensional cube. And on each side, it's

01:24:30.449 --> 01:24:35.010
just a picture of JK. Oh my God. Yeah. It's not

01:24:35.010 --> 01:24:37.880
gonna, I ain't gonna cut it. Your girl, Nancy

01:24:37.880 --> 01:24:42.699
Pelosi, is retiring. 85 years old. Damn. It's

01:24:42.699 --> 01:24:46.000
like, dude, why was she even still working? I

01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:48.520
watched a video of Mitch McConnell speaking in

01:24:48.520 --> 01:24:51.819
the Senate, and he was like on death's door.

01:24:52.079 --> 01:24:55.560
I couldn't even understand him. Yeah, did you

01:24:55.560 --> 01:24:59.819
see the video recently where he fell? Yeah, yeah.

01:25:00.300 --> 01:25:03.199
It's fucking ridiculous, bro. It's like, just

01:25:03.199 --> 01:25:09.989
fucking die or retire already. You know? Fucking

01:25:09.989 --> 01:25:13.949
ridiculous. Yep. I just saw the news came out

01:25:13.949 --> 01:25:17.390
today that GTA 6 was delayed again, officially.

01:25:18.050 --> 01:25:21.930
Dude, I hope it never comes out. I'm not going

01:25:21.930 --> 01:25:25.869
to even buy it anymore. Right, it's like by the

01:25:25.869 --> 01:25:27.430
time it comes out, people are going to be done

01:25:27.430 --> 01:25:29.890
with GTA. Dude, I haven't played GTA in like

01:25:29.890 --> 01:25:35.069
a year. I refuse to. I just finished Red Dead,

01:25:35.109 --> 01:25:38.720
though. Why is this one called JFK but racist?

01:25:41.380 --> 01:25:45.100
I don't know. Put it on and find out. He's wearing

01:25:45.100 --> 01:25:51.420
a Burger King crown. Racist JFK? You see that

01:25:51.420 --> 01:25:56.260
picture of JFK and that guy doing the gay pose?

01:25:58.239 --> 01:26:01.859
I can't say that I have, Casey. Oh, he's like

01:26:01.859 --> 01:26:03.920
holding him like Titanic style. They're like

01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:05.939
holding hands and he's like kissing him on the

01:26:05.939 --> 01:26:09.939
neck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, we talked about that.

01:26:09.939 --> 01:26:12.560
The one episode. All right. These are all the

01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:16.479
same skin, but it's I searched for medium performance.

01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:23.819
So hopefully. Let me look at my. Sorry, you guys

01:26:23.819 --> 01:26:25.560
keep talking. I should be talking to myself.

01:26:27.130 --> 01:26:29.930
Picking up air time here. Dan's now Osama bin

01:26:29.930 --> 01:26:31.890
Laden. You got like a weird fucking distorted

01:26:31.890 --> 01:26:34.289
face. Me and Dan were going around it because

01:26:34.289 --> 01:26:36.649
I'm Saddam Hussein. So we're going around the

01:26:36.649 --> 01:26:39.029
club yesterday and just going, Allahu Akbar.

01:26:40.069 --> 01:26:46.609
Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allah. Allah. Jihad.

01:26:46.710 --> 01:26:51.970
Jihad. Seems like normal activities. Yeah. Gets

01:26:51.970 --> 01:26:54.510
pretty autistic in here. Yeah. I was like, this

01:26:54.510 --> 01:26:59.170
is getting. This is getting real autistic. But

01:26:59.170 --> 01:27:02.310
I was like, I was trying to do like a DJ. Am

01:27:02.310 --> 01:27:08.970
I JFK? Am I JFK? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, dude.

01:27:09.270 --> 01:27:12.470
Yeah. We're fucking JFK, boys. Hell yeah. We

01:27:12.470 --> 01:27:16.750
want to go to the moon. We'll go to the moon.

01:27:17.930 --> 01:27:20.449
That's fucking awesome, dude. I feel like he's

01:27:20.449 --> 01:27:26.989
here with us. I'm here with you. That is a crazy

01:27:26.989 --> 01:27:34.829
Osama skin. It's like the nose jiggles. He's

01:27:34.829 --> 01:27:38.470
like four feet tall, too. Well, hold on. I can

01:27:38.470 --> 01:27:42.970
fix that. Are you going to make it massive, Osama?

01:27:43.609 --> 01:27:48.250
I could do that. Careful, Ali Max got a gigantism

01:27:48.250 --> 01:27:54.109
fetish. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. Casey,

01:27:54.149 --> 01:27:57.569
I want to throw my water at you, but you're not

01:27:57.569 --> 01:28:00.750
here in real life. There we go. Oh, man. That

01:28:00.750 --> 01:28:06.510
is getting me buttered up something fierce. All

01:28:06.510 --> 01:28:08.149
right. Hold on a sec. Let me change the avatars

01:28:08.149 --> 01:28:21.170
here. Here you go, Ali Mac. I'm a jolly volley.

01:28:21.710 --> 01:28:25.210
Are you Joseph Pfeiffer? No, no. If you were

01:28:25.210 --> 01:28:27.869
a Jolly Bolly, you'd have to put on at least

01:28:27.869 --> 01:28:31.430
150 pounds. Yeah, yeah, that's true. This guy

01:28:31.430 --> 01:28:34.869
looks way too fit. There's also some dirt on

01:28:34.869 --> 01:28:37.430
your turnout gear, which means that you've actually

01:28:37.430 --> 01:28:44.329
been in a fire. Right. Damn, dude, yours is freaking

01:28:44.329 --> 01:28:47.789
me out. He's got like crazy eyelashes. Oh, he

01:28:47.789 --> 01:28:50.680
does, yeah. He's got the bottom eyelashes but

01:28:50.680 --> 01:28:57.560
not the top. I think your eyes move. The Oculus

01:28:57.560 --> 01:28:59.699
Quest 2 can't track your eyes though, right?

01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:08.760
I don't think it can. Who am I looking at right

01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:12.460
now? I don't know. You're looking straight ahead.

01:29:13.159 --> 01:29:15.300
Yeah, I was looking at Casey. I can't track the

01:29:15.300 --> 01:29:24.189
eyes. Damn. This is so autistic. I can't believe

01:29:24.189 --> 01:29:30.270
this is... Yo. Casey's just fucking... Casey's

01:29:30.270 --> 01:29:33.210
just kirking around right now. Looking at our

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it. We're not sellouts. Coffee's probably shit

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anyways. I bought two of the George Bush shirts

01:30:01.949 --> 01:30:04.289
by accident, so we made like $18 off of that.

01:30:06.090 --> 01:30:10.329
That's a net loss. Which is actually my money.

01:30:11.680 --> 01:30:14.079
Yeah, I was going to say, we didn't make any

01:30:14.079 --> 01:30:16.859
money. That's a net loss. You purchased a shirt.

01:30:17.140 --> 01:30:22.300
Oh, now we're at $2 .55 for the ads that are

01:30:22.300 --> 01:30:25.600
inserted. Let me call my boss and let him know

01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:29.039
that I got a new full -time job. You got to report

01:30:29.039 --> 01:30:32.359
that on your taxes, actually. No, you need to

01:30:32.359 --> 01:30:35.779
report it on your taxes. Not if you're taking

01:30:35.779 --> 01:30:40.159
a cut of it. Casey, I'm JFK, okay? I don't need

01:30:40.159 --> 01:30:44.960
to do taxes. Dan, every time I look at you, your

01:30:44.960 --> 01:30:49.279
fucking skin gets lower quality. Does it really?

01:30:49.859 --> 01:30:52.260
I don't know why you look so eight bit compared

01:30:52.260 --> 01:30:56.979
to Casey. Damn. What's that about? I don't know.

01:30:57.060 --> 01:30:59.899
At first I thought it was like an intentional

01:30:59.899 --> 01:31:03.380
artistic choice, but now I think it's my, I think

01:31:03.380 --> 01:31:06.260
it's my like headset limiting how many polygons

01:31:06.260 --> 01:31:10.420
you're made of. That's so weird. Okay. You're

01:31:10.420 --> 01:31:15.819
a massive Nemo. Okay. Oh, damn. Look at this.

01:31:15.859 --> 01:31:18.659
We got breaking news that Elise Stefanik will

01:31:18.659 --> 01:31:20.840
run for New York governor. Are you going to vote

01:31:20.840 --> 01:31:25.119
for her? Is she a Republican? Yeah, isn't she?

01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:30.140
Yeah. Yeah, I'll vote for her. She's team Trump.

01:31:31.140 --> 01:31:33.279
I'm just going to do what I always do. I'm going

01:31:33.279 --> 01:31:36.399
to vote Democrat for president and Republican

01:31:36.399 --> 01:31:40.920
everything else. That's kind of schizophrenic.

01:31:41.000 --> 01:31:43.279
Yeah, what's the point of that? I don't understand.

01:31:43.460 --> 01:31:46.359
That sounds like you're on the fence, Ali Mack.

01:31:47.619 --> 01:31:50.039
Yeah, is there anything wrong with that? Yeah,

01:31:50.100 --> 01:31:51.920
it sounds like you're not really decided. It

01:31:51.920 --> 01:31:53.840
sounds like you're not really committed. It sounds

01:31:53.840 --> 01:31:57.119
like you're a fair weather fan. No, no, I voted

01:31:57.119 --> 01:31:59.140
for Kamala because I think Trump is just like

01:31:59.140 --> 01:32:05.039
a fucking just the most self -righteous fucking

01:32:05.039 --> 01:32:12.510
scumbag human being. And but I'm but I like my

01:32:12.510 --> 01:32:15.590
beliefs more aligned with the right. I just really,

01:32:15.670 --> 01:32:21.010
really don't like Trump. And like, I just don't

01:32:21.010 --> 01:32:24.270
like how he's the politician that just like made

01:32:24.270 --> 01:32:28.310
lying OK. And now that's spreading over to the

01:32:28.310 --> 01:32:30.750
left. And it's very hard to find. Like, honestly,

01:32:30.869 --> 01:32:32.970
if I'll be I'll be dead honest with you. And

01:32:32.970 --> 01:32:37.520
I know I'm not as politically. as you two. I

01:32:37.520 --> 01:32:39.600
know I haven't been. It's been a very long time

01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:42.180
since I have been. The one politician that I

01:32:42.180 --> 01:32:46.060
absolutely fucking love is Bernie Sanders. Every

01:32:46.060 --> 01:32:49.840
word that that man says, whether you fucking

01:32:49.840 --> 01:32:52.140
agree with it or not, that dude's honest. He's

01:32:52.140 --> 01:32:54.060
fighting for what he believes in, and you know

01:32:54.060 --> 01:32:57.039
he doesn't have a secondary agenda. And every

01:32:57.039 --> 01:33:00.399
other politician, it just feels like what they're

01:33:00.399 --> 01:33:05.869
saying is just to gather support. or support

01:33:05.869 --> 01:33:08.270
the people who are investing money in them and

01:33:08.270 --> 01:33:11.149
bernie i just don't think has that quality to

01:33:11.149 --> 01:33:14.630
him but like everything else it just seems like

01:33:14.630 --> 01:33:17.489
such a business like i don't know bernie's the

01:33:17.489 --> 01:33:19.890
only one who seems genuine to me he's the only

01:33:19.890 --> 01:33:23.149
politician i've seen in decades that actually

01:33:23.149 --> 01:33:26.630
seems genuine i cannot get over the memos jumping

01:33:26.630 --> 01:33:30.800
well i think like random paul Rand Paul and shit

01:33:30.800 --> 01:33:33.659
seems genuine. Like, even, like, Madri Taylor,

01:33:33.760 --> 01:33:36.880
she seems, even though she's fucking batshit

01:33:36.880 --> 01:33:39.439
crazy, she's genuine. Because she was, like,

01:33:39.439 --> 01:33:42.520
talking about recently how, like, she wanted

01:33:42.520 --> 01:33:44.420
to protect people's health care. She's like,

01:33:44.500 --> 01:33:47.819
why are the Republicans doing this? Yeah, dude,

01:33:47.979 --> 01:33:50.859
I really think we have to get back to a point

01:33:50.859 --> 01:33:54.119
where we're not blaming everything on the other

01:33:54.119 --> 01:33:58.279
side. You know, it's not... It's not just like,

01:33:58.380 --> 01:33:59.960
dude, Trump gets up there and he's just like

01:33:59.960 --> 01:34:02.600
still going on about, oh, it's the fucking radical,

01:34:02.659 --> 01:34:05.979
radical left. You know what I mean? It's just

01:34:05.979 --> 01:34:08.039
never ends. Just blaming the other side. It's

01:34:08.039 --> 01:34:11.479
like, yeah, well, I blame the Republican. What

01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:13.039
you just said sounds like what I've been saying

01:34:13.039 --> 01:34:16.260
for the last like several years of the podcast.

01:34:17.300 --> 01:34:19.840
Yeah, it didn't. It didn't fucking used to be

01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:22.340
that way, though. And Trump is the one who changed

01:34:22.340 --> 01:34:24.880
that. And that's not why I didn't vote for him.

01:34:24.880 --> 01:34:27.020
Why I didn't vote for him is because I just think

01:34:27.020 --> 01:34:29.720
that the dude is legitimately delusional. I think

01:34:29.720 --> 01:34:32.760
that he just like that dude has to just like

01:34:32.760 --> 01:34:37.819
only think about himself for hours on end every

01:34:37.819 --> 01:34:40.140
day. That's just the vibe he gives me. That's

01:34:40.140 --> 01:34:42.180
just the vibe he gives me. And I don't think

01:34:42.180 --> 01:34:45.100
that that was something that you saw with George

01:34:45.100 --> 01:34:48.819
Bush or Obama at all, which are really the only

01:34:48.819 --> 01:34:52.619
other presidents that I've. been able to like

01:34:52.619 --> 01:34:55.380
be aware of in my lifetime because like they

01:34:55.380 --> 01:34:57.979
just like I still feel like the country came

01:34:57.979 --> 01:35:01.060
first with those two but it's like I don't know

01:35:01.060 --> 01:35:03.399
like like Trump just seems to be like more of

01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:05.960
a fucking influencer than he does like a fucking

01:35:05.960 --> 01:35:09.520
politician it's just it's it's it's a scary fucking

01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:12.979
situation we're in and like my Norwegian friend

01:35:12.979 --> 01:35:14.960
Kim who I cannot wait to have on the podcast

01:35:14.960 --> 01:35:17.199
he would absolutely join like a Facebook call

01:35:17.199 --> 01:35:20.479
the next episode I could even text him but um

01:35:20.989 --> 01:35:25.050
he gives like a very unique take on american

01:35:25.050 --> 01:35:27.270
politics coming from somebody on the outside

01:35:27.270 --> 01:35:30.369
because like i know like i know dan and i know

01:35:30.369 --> 01:35:32.729
tyler you guys always talk about like oh like

01:35:32.729 --> 01:35:36.310
why do they care but it's like at the same time

01:35:36.310 --> 01:35:38.949
the u .s politics matter to the rest of the world

01:35:38.949 --> 01:35:41.829
in a way that we don't quite understand yeah

01:35:41.829 --> 01:35:44.329
but at the same time like he brought up a really

01:35:44.329 --> 01:35:46.289
good question which was the same thing that happened

01:35:46.289 --> 01:35:49.479
last time he's like I'm just worried about what's

01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:52.239
going to happen when his term's over. And to

01:35:52.239 --> 01:35:56.359
be honest, to a certain extent, so the fuck am

01:35:56.359 --> 01:35:58.800
I? Because like Trump's that motherfucker who's

01:35:58.800 --> 01:36:01.500
not conceding an election. He's like the only,

01:36:01.539 --> 01:36:03.880
to my knowledge, he's the only president who

01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:06.300
didn't do that. I think eventually he did, but

01:36:06.300 --> 01:36:08.760
he was like, oh, it's rigged. It's fucking rigged.

01:36:08.760 --> 01:36:12.140
They're blowing the numbers up with no evidence.

01:36:12.520 --> 01:36:15.840
And then his followers mindlessly believe him

01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:18.920
because they're. on team Trump and they're rooting

01:36:18.920 --> 01:36:21.159
for him like a sports team. So they don't need

01:36:21.159 --> 01:36:23.819
to be provided evidence. They just root for him.

01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:27.840
And that culture, that political culture did

01:36:27.840 --> 01:36:30.340
not exist until Trump came into the picture.

01:36:30.420 --> 01:36:33.840
It just, it was, it was respectful. It was like

01:36:33.840 --> 01:36:36.680
a respectful debate. And when it came down to

01:36:36.680 --> 01:36:39.260
debates, you're not talking about fucking golf.

01:36:39.600 --> 01:36:43.640
Golf never came up in debates prior to Trump

01:36:43.640 --> 01:36:45.989
being in there. And don't get me wrong, Biden

01:36:45.989 --> 01:36:48.430
fed into it too. But Biden was also dementia

01:36:48.430 --> 01:36:50.489
out the ass. I'm not defending Biden either.

01:36:50.590 --> 01:36:52.869
That dude was off his fucking rocker too. I'm

01:36:52.869 --> 01:36:55.710
glad we don't have him. I don't like Kamala either,

01:36:55.789 --> 01:36:58.109
but fuck, I really thought Kamala was the shiniest

01:36:58.109 --> 01:37:00.489
of the two turds. So yes, Dan, you didn't believe

01:37:00.489 --> 01:37:04.890
me. I did vote. I did 100%. I'm not changing

01:37:04.890 --> 01:37:09.069
it from this point on. The meme's up. I voted

01:37:09.069 --> 01:37:11.569
for Kamala and I voted Republican across the

01:37:11.569 --> 01:37:13.970
board for everything else because my beliefs

01:37:13.970 --> 01:37:16.250
more aligned with Republicans. But I think that

01:37:16.250 --> 01:37:20.590
Donald Trump is a threat to democracy and I would,

01:37:20.630 --> 01:37:23.510
I support his political platform more, but I

01:37:23.510 --> 01:37:25.770
just don't support him as a human being or the

01:37:25.770 --> 01:37:28.390
leader of our country. So I'll say some things

01:37:28.390 --> 01:37:31.170
that I like about him and I'll say some things

01:37:31.170 --> 01:37:35.630
that I don't like about him. Um, I like that.

01:37:37.390 --> 01:37:41.470
he truly is all about America. What I don't like

01:37:41.470 --> 01:37:44.010
is that he's a little bit about Israel too. Right.

01:37:44.590 --> 01:37:46.909
I don't think he's about America at all. But

01:37:46.909 --> 01:37:50.289
no, I don't think, I don't think he's about him.

01:37:50.289 --> 01:37:52.270
Dude. He really like understands that industry

01:37:52.270 --> 01:37:55.369
is like that. This is a dying country, dude.

01:37:55.949 --> 01:37:59.090
It is. It's like this, it can't go on like this.

01:37:59.789 --> 01:38:03.869
Like you, you, you have to start taking care

01:38:03.869 --> 01:38:07.739
of the United States. You know, you can't like,

01:38:07.779 --> 01:38:10.779
just look at, look at General Electric and Schenectady.

01:38:10.899 --> 01:38:14.520
Right. And. Bro, that shit went out of business

01:38:14.520 --> 01:38:18.920
like 30 years ago, didn't it? Right. So that

01:38:18.920 --> 01:38:21.960
was like, that went out of, it didn't go out

01:38:21.960 --> 01:38:24.460
of business, but they sent a lot of jobs offshore.

01:38:25.199 --> 01:38:27.279
Right. Because they're just too expensive to

01:38:27.279 --> 01:38:30.000
like, it was too expensive to manufacture things

01:38:30.000 --> 01:38:33.140
here. But that story happened across the entire

01:38:33.140 --> 01:38:36.329
United States around that time period. And the

01:38:36.329 --> 01:38:39.270
United States really hasn't recovered since then.

01:38:39.609 --> 01:38:41.810
I don't really know about that though, because

01:38:41.810 --> 01:38:45.329
it's not like that's like unique to like Schenectady.

01:38:45.390 --> 01:38:48.630
Like that's the way the world goes, bro. Like

01:38:48.630 --> 01:38:51.869
Buffalo used to be a major superpower within

01:38:51.869 --> 01:38:54.729
New York and same with Albany. It's just ultimately

01:38:54.729 --> 01:38:57.970
most of like the industrialization power. Yes.

01:38:57.970 --> 01:39:02.159
Well, it's been like outsourced. It's also just

01:39:02.159 --> 01:39:04.819
like some cities are dying because they're not

01:39:04.819 --> 01:39:08.880
located in areas that are beneficial to the economy.

01:39:09.079 --> 01:39:11.600
And I get that. It's like you want to spread

01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:14.119
the spread the jobs out a little bit. But it's

01:39:14.119 --> 01:39:18.020
like when you have way more people in a city

01:39:18.020 --> 01:39:20.979
like New York or something, the obvious answer

01:39:20.979 --> 01:39:25.899
is to go there. I get what you're saying to a

01:39:25.899 --> 01:39:28.260
certain extent, but I don't necessarily think

01:39:28.260 --> 01:39:30.800
that that's on the president. I think that's

01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:35.779
more on the companies in this country, which

01:39:35.779 --> 01:39:38.140
it's a free country. The companies can run the

01:39:38.140 --> 01:39:39.979
way they want to, and I'm not saying that that's

01:39:39.979 --> 01:39:41.960
the right way, but ultimately we just kind of

01:39:41.960 --> 01:39:44.939
need to wake up as the American people and stop

01:39:44.939 --> 01:39:48.060
supporting these companies that outsource labor.

01:39:48.520 --> 01:39:50.439
Like if we want to keep jobs within the country,

01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:52.239
that doesn't fall on the government. That needs

01:39:52.239 --> 01:39:55.140
to fall on the companies and us as the people,

01:39:55.239 --> 01:39:58.319
what companies we support. Like people just need

01:39:58.319 --> 01:40:00.239
to wake up. That's not necessarily true though.

01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:03.579
Like he understands that you need to incentivize

01:40:03.579 --> 01:40:05.539
businesses coming back to the United States.

01:40:06.220 --> 01:40:08.340
Like, dude, there's so many American businesses

01:40:08.340 --> 01:40:12.739
that do business elsewhere. So, you know, like

01:40:12.739 --> 01:40:16.779
take for example, I mean, let's use GE as an

01:40:16.779 --> 01:40:18.600
example. Again, they shipped, I think the big

01:40:18.600 --> 01:40:21.159
thing there was they shipped jobs to Mexico.

01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:25.539
So what he's saying is, okay, if you're going

01:40:25.539 --> 01:40:27.779
to ship jobs to Mexico, if you want to import

01:40:27.779 --> 01:40:29.619
the stuff you're making, you're going to get

01:40:29.619 --> 01:40:34.500
charged a tariff, right? So then it makes it

01:40:34.500 --> 01:40:36.720
cheaper to produce the stuff in the United States

01:40:36.720 --> 01:40:39.619
because that's what the tariff, the point of

01:40:39.619 --> 01:40:42.300
the tariff is, is it's the strong arm companies

01:40:42.300 --> 01:40:45.270
to make stuff here again. So that's just not

01:40:45.270 --> 01:40:48.170
been working at all though. No, that's not true

01:40:48.170 --> 01:40:50.729
at all. I mean, dude, Toyota just said that they're

01:40:50.729 --> 01:40:53.609
going to spend $10 billion in the United States.

01:40:54.310 --> 01:40:56.930
So before they didn't, they weren't going to

01:40:56.930 --> 01:40:58.829
spend anything. And as a matter of fact, they

01:40:58.829 --> 01:41:03.630
had a 15 % tariff on American cars. So a lot

01:41:03.630 --> 01:41:06.409
of what he's doing is reciprocal tariffs. So

01:41:06.409 --> 01:41:09.609
that means Japan had a tariff on American automobiles

01:41:09.609 --> 01:41:12.930
for 15%. That means we put a 15 % tariff on them.

01:41:13.279 --> 01:41:15.560
On their automobiles. So then they say, okay,

01:41:15.659 --> 01:41:18.140
how do I get around this? I'm going to start

01:41:18.140 --> 01:41:20.920
manufacturing more cars in the United States.

01:41:21.140 --> 01:41:24.020
All the cars we sell in the United States, we'll

01:41:24.020 --> 01:41:28.840
manufacture them. All right. You see what I'm

01:41:28.840 --> 01:41:30.380
saying? I can get behind that. No, no, I see

01:41:30.380 --> 01:41:32.500
what you're saying. It incentivizes companies

01:41:32.500 --> 01:41:35.079
to move back. So my headset is going to die in

01:41:35.079 --> 01:41:38.159
a second. I got to plug it in. So if I lose you,

01:41:38.220 --> 01:41:40.739
that's why. No, it's fine. I literally shut my

01:41:40.739 --> 01:41:42.880
headset off. It wasn't even dead, but I'm just

01:41:42.880 --> 01:41:45.960
on my headphones. This makes more sense. But

01:41:45.960 --> 01:41:49.859
I just feel like, and I know this is a large,

01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:53.039
large fucking ask, but with social media algorithms

01:41:53.039 --> 01:41:55.699
and everything, and God, I fucking don't ask

01:41:55.699 --> 01:41:58.140
for the fucking government to get involved in

01:41:58.140 --> 01:42:00.020
this at all, because they're already got their...

01:42:00.020 --> 01:42:01.979
Actually, I can't say they got their hands in

01:42:01.979 --> 01:42:03.939
it, but I mean, I have my suspicions, but...

01:42:05.180 --> 01:42:07.479
I wish people's social media algorithms would

01:42:07.479 --> 01:42:09.840
just gear them towards more politically correct

01:42:09.840 --> 01:42:13.819
information. Like, not politically correct as

01:42:13.819 --> 01:42:16.460
in, like, not racist or anything, but just, like,

01:42:16.500 --> 01:42:20.079
actual facts about politics. Because, like, so

01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:22.500
much of, like, what breeds hate in this country

01:42:22.500 --> 01:42:26.420
is these fucking social media posts that people

01:42:26.420 --> 01:42:28.659
hear. They'll be like, oh, did you hear that

01:42:28.659 --> 01:42:32.520
this politician said this? In, like, a YouTube

01:42:32.520 --> 01:42:36.149
short. And the politician will have never said

01:42:36.149 --> 01:42:38.909
that, but then 15 million people view it and

01:42:38.909 --> 01:42:42.789
they think it's correct. And AI is also scary

01:42:42.789 --> 01:42:45.029
because it makes everything fucking believable.

01:42:45.050 --> 01:42:47.550
Now, I wish that there was just something to

01:42:47.550 --> 01:42:51.510
like push the American people to buy within the

01:42:51.510 --> 01:42:54.770
country more by products that are like constructed

01:42:54.770 --> 01:42:58.689
within the U S more. Like, I don't think that

01:42:58.689 --> 01:43:01.979
that's necessarily something. In an ideal world,

01:43:02.039 --> 01:43:04.039
I guess I'm being an idealist here. I just don't

01:43:04.039 --> 01:43:05.600
think that the government should need to get

01:43:05.600 --> 01:43:08.539
involved to the extent of adding tariffs on shit.

01:43:08.560 --> 01:43:11.680
I think that we just as a people need to be a

01:43:11.680 --> 01:43:14.340
little bit smarter with the shit we buy and just

01:43:14.340 --> 01:43:16.739
like supporting good businesses that are promoting

01:43:16.739 --> 01:43:20.399
jobs within the US that are lucrative for our

01:43:20.399 --> 01:43:22.859
country that benefit our own economy where we're

01:43:22.859 --> 01:43:25.579
not just sending money overseas. But that's like,

01:43:25.579 --> 01:43:27.260
I agree with you. That's what we've been fucking

01:43:27.260 --> 01:43:31.130
doing for. a long fucking time and it isn't sustainable

01:43:31.130 --> 01:43:39.050
honestly japanese cars though yeah well i mean

01:43:39.050 --> 01:43:41.510
to dan's point though we need to make better

01:43:41.510 --> 01:43:43.869
cars then because american cars fucking suck

01:43:43.869 --> 01:43:48.489
balls they really do like toyota honestly and

01:43:48.489 --> 01:43:51.409
the god they make the most fucking reliable cars

01:43:51.409 --> 01:43:54.170
that i've driven in my entire life the only other

01:43:54.170 --> 01:43:56.189
one that's even contended with that remotely

01:43:56.189 --> 01:43:59.819
to me has been volvo and they're swedish like

01:43:59.819 --> 01:44:04.420
like we just make cars like i drove a dodge ram

01:44:04.420 --> 01:44:06.880
which is an american company even though my car

01:44:06.880 --> 01:44:09.140
was manufactured in another country and that

01:44:09.140 --> 01:44:13.680
thing was still a piece of like like if you want

01:44:13.680 --> 01:44:15.739
me to buy a product it needs to be a reliable

01:44:15.739 --> 01:44:18.060
product i'm not gonna i'm not gonna spend money

01:44:18.060 --> 01:44:21.220
on something that's a piece of i just i just

01:44:21.220 --> 01:44:24.220
came back so i just i missed a little bit of

01:44:24.220 --> 01:44:26.500
what you said but i heard you saying that okay

01:44:27.000 --> 01:44:30.060
You know, American cars are trash. Well, no,

01:44:30.199 --> 01:44:33.260
I was actually going to use you for this point.

01:44:33.340 --> 01:44:35.060
But Casey was saying like, oh, well, you should

01:44:35.060 --> 01:44:37.199
buy American cars then. Don't buy like Japanese

01:44:37.199 --> 01:44:40.020
cars. And I was just saying how Toyotas have

01:44:40.020 --> 01:44:42.739
been the most reliable cars that I've ever driven,

01:44:42.779 --> 01:44:47.670
second only to Volvo, which is Swedish. And the

01:44:47.670 --> 01:44:50.029
only American car I've ever driven was a Dodge

01:44:50.029 --> 01:44:52.369
Ram, which is manufactured in another country.

01:44:52.510 --> 01:44:54.970
Like, I think it's assembled in the US, but the

01:44:54.970 --> 01:44:57.109
parts are manufactured in another country. If

01:44:57.109 --> 01:44:58.989
I'm correct, I might be wrong with that. But

01:44:58.989 --> 01:45:01.210
yeah, like that truck was a piece of fucking

01:45:01.210 --> 01:45:03.689
garbage. That thing broke down every chance it

01:45:03.689 --> 01:45:07.010
had. And while I loved my 2003 Jeep TJ and the

01:45:07.010 --> 01:45:09.529
engine was a masterpiece, everything else on

01:45:09.529 --> 01:45:12.170
the car was a fucking nightmare to deal with.

01:45:12.449 --> 01:45:15.479
Like. If you want me to buy a product, especially

01:45:15.479 --> 01:45:19.140
one that's that expensive, it needs to justify

01:45:19.140 --> 01:45:21.779
the cost that you're asking me to pay it. So

01:45:21.779 --> 01:45:24.899
in that instance, I guess I would agree with

01:45:24.899 --> 01:45:27.539
Dan. If tariffs benefit that and we're actually

01:45:27.539 --> 01:45:30.720
manufacturing a good vehicle within the country,

01:45:30.939 --> 01:45:33.859
I'm going to buy that. I'll be aware of that.

01:45:33.960 --> 01:45:36.020
And that's going to be a car that I want to buy.

01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:40.399
But up to this point, it's hard. I'm buying a

01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:42.500
fucking Honda or I'm buying a Toyota. There's

01:45:42.500 --> 01:45:44.479
no fucking reason for me to buy any other vehicle

01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:47.000
because everything else is either incredibly

01:45:47.000 --> 01:45:49.960
expensive and still probably not reliable or

01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:53.020
it's just not reliable and a piece of shit. Like,

01:45:53.020 --> 01:45:57.020
I don't know. I don't need to do shit for. That

01:45:57.020 --> 01:45:58.939
thing's a fucking, that thing's a work of art.

01:45:59.779 --> 01:46:02.760
So there's a, there's a lot to unpack there.

01:46:03.659 --> 01:46:07.720
Um, unpack it, Dan. So part of the reason American

01:46:07.720 --> 01:46:11.989
cars, Kind of suck like America. I actually was

01:46:11.989 --> 01:46:16.710
gonna ask you that why why they suck so it's

01:46:16.710 --> 01:46:21.149
because we have labor unions and The United Auto

01:46:21.149 --> 01:46:25.789
Workers that build these cars They get like their

01:46:25.789 --> 01:46:30.149
total benefits package is over $100 an hour Right.

01:46:30.229 --> 01:46:32.649
So that's not just like the hourly wage. The

01:46:32.649 --> 01:46:36.140
hourly wage is insane right for unskilled kind

01:46:36.140 --> 01:46:37.960
of unskilled labor. Like, putting cars together

01:46:37.960 --> 01:46:40.500
doesn't take a lot of skill, right? You mean

01:46:40.500 --> 01:46:47.359
insane as in not enough? Or too much? You said

01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:49.739
the hourly wage was insane. Do you mean that

01:46:49.739 --> 01:46:52.000
those workers get paid good money or shit money?

01:46:52.079 --> 01:46:53.640
They get paid too much for what they're doing.

01:46:54.239 --> 01:46:57.859
Okay. Because the unions, the labor unions. Yeah,

01:46:57.920 --> 01:47:00.800
they're probably making $50 an hour, dude. Right?

01:47:00.859 --> 01:47:04.109
Which is like... You don't need to be, that's

01:47:04.109 --> 01:47:07.029
not a $50 an hour job. That's like, that's like

01:47:07.029 --> 01:47:10.970
a $30 an hour job. Not even. Right. Yeah. So

01:47:10.970 --> 01:47:14.369
when the total benefit is, it's never going to

01:47:14.369 --> 01:47:17.510
fucking go lower though. Right. And so if you're

01:47:17.510 --> 01:47:19.270
making a hundred dollars an hour with your total

01:47:19.270 --> 01:47:22.050
benefits, right? Like, you know, health insurance

01:47:22.050 --> 01:47:28.810
included and, um, Oh, Casey left. Shoot. Casey,

01:47:28.829 --> 01:47:33.819
the world or the call. I think he left both.

01:47:33.939 --> 01:47:36.500
His headset probably died. Yeah, he was probably

01:47:36.500 --> 01:47:39.159
working on his headset. Oh, well, I'm still here.

01:47:40.260 --> 01:47:42.039
Nobody's listening, Dan. You can keep talking.

01:47:42.300 --> 01:47:49.060
I know. So we're not recording this. Okay, so

01:47:49.060 --> 01:47:51.899
if you have to pay workers over $100 an hour

01:47:51.899 --> 01:47:58.539
to build your cars, it's like you can't cut costs.

01:47:59.149 --> 01:48:00.890
like you can't say oh i want to put that money

01:48:00.890 --> 01:48:04.989
into making a better car because your your costs

01:48:04.989 --> 01:48:08.989
of production are so high so i mean dude detroit

01:48:08.989 --> 01:48:11.949
has been pumping out garbage cars for a long

01:48:11.949 --> 01:48:15.649
time like really it's just you know i feel like

01:48:15.649 --> 01:48:17.310
the last time they made good cars was in the

01:48:17.310 --> 01:48:20.289
90s like early 90s and then they just started

01:48:20.289 --> 01:48:24.270
making like really trash cars um and that's it's

01:48:24.270 --> 01:48:26.090
not so where do you think that actually comes

01:48:26.090 --> 01:48:28.659
down to like I get what you're talking about

01:48:28.659 --> 01:48:31.359
with the wages, but ultimately, why is the product

01:48:31.359 --> 01:48:36.140
bad? What's causing that? Because ultimately,

01:48:36.439 --> 01:48:38.859
they're still making the cars. I would understand

01:48:38.859 --> 01:48:41.600
if the labor unions resulted in making fewer

01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:45.479
cars, but is it a lack of quality control, of

01:48:45.479 --> 01:48:48.840
quality oversight, or is it just like they don't

01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:51.739
care if they're making a good car? At some point,

01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:54.180
somebody has to quality test this thing and realize

01:48:54.180 --> 01:48:55.880
that it's a piece of shit, and they're still

01:48:55.880 --> 01:48:58.859
pumping it out, right? Yeah. So there's, okay.

01:48:59.779 --> 01:49:04.859
There's a lot there, right? Kind of. All right.

01:49:04.880 --> 01:49:08.939
So American companies are super profit driven,

01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:12.199
right? So they're trying to cut costs wherever

01:49:12.199 --> 01:49:15.460
they can because they have to, they have to have

01:49:15.460 --> 01:49:18.340
a certain level of performance to show their

01:49:18.340 --> 01:49:23.239
shareholders. So they're always see the thing

01:49:23.239 --> 01:49:26.600
with a publicly traded company. is that it always

01:49:26.600 --> 01:49:29.800
has to show that it's performing well, right?

01:49:29.920 --> 01:49:33.800
So how do you get, how do you beat last year,

01:49:33.899 --> 01:49:36.779
right? It's like, say your stock is trading well

01:49:36.779 --> 01:49:41.260
one year, the next year you try and beat that.

01:49:41.619 --> 01:49:45.340
So if nothing's really changed, the only way

01:49:45.340 --> 01:49:49.020
to really change it is to cut costs, right? And

01:49:49.020 --> 01:49:53.659
to improve your numbers. I feel like this happens.

01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:57.399
I wish Casey was listening to this because this

01:49:57.399 --> 01:50:01.720
is the downside of capitalism. Um, it results

01:50:01.720 --> 01:50:05.060
in a, over time, like a worse and worse product.

01:50:05.760 --> 01:50:09.680
Yeah. In my opinion, because you're always trying

01:50:09.680 --> 01:50:14.600
to, to outdo what you did the last, the previous

01:50:14.600 --> 01:50:17.340
year, right? You're always trying to, to have

01:50:17.340 --> 01:50:19.560
a higher profit than you did the year previously

01:50:19.560 --> 01:50:25.649
when Some years, you don't always need to have

01:50:25.649 --> 01:50:29.550
an insane profit. What if one year you're focusing

01:50:29.550 --> 01:50:33.770
on development and you don't make a lot of profit

01:50:33.770 --> 01:50:36.010
because you're putting all your money into research

01:50:36.010 --> 01:50:39.510
and development? It doesn't look good on paper,

01:50:39.609 --> 01:50:41.250
but long term, it's going to be really good.

01:50:41.250 --> 01:50:42.909
Yeah, our business model doesn't really allow

01:50:42.909 --> 01:50:48.189
for that. I was actually listening to this one

01:50:48.189 --> 01:50:52.250
thing. I don't even listen to him as a comedian.

01:50:52.350 --> 01:50:54.789
I know he makes the music videos, and I guess

01:50:54.789 --> 01:50:56.750
a lot of people find it funny. I've never watched

01:50:56.750 --> 01:50:58.869
his stand -up at all, but Bo Burnham, I saw this

01:50:58.869 --> 01:51:01.710
interview with him, and he was talking about

01:51:01.710 --> 01:51:05.590
how what you just said there applies to social

01:51:05.590 --> 01:51:08.829
media, where he was even like, I don't even necessarily

01:51:08.829 --> 01:51:12.630
think that social media started off to be predatory.

01:51:13.350 --> 01:51:17.000
It's more just that... They went public with

01:51:17.000 --> 01:51:19.819
these IPOs. Now that they're being traded publicly,

01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:23.479
there's so much pressure on them by their investors

01:51:23.479 --> 01:51:26.539
to continuously outdo what they were doing before.

01:51:26.920 --> 01:51:29.939
So now instead of social media being like a tool

01:51:29.939 --> 01:51:33.680
to connect with family, now it is advertise,

01:51:34.020 --> 01:51:37.220
advertise, advertise, gain data, build a personality

01:51:37.220 --> 01:51:41.399
on these people, sell the data. generate revenue

01:51:41.399 --> 01:51:44.220
in every way you humanly can to the point where

01:51:44.220 --> 01:51:46.979
they want all of your free time to be devoted

01:51:46.979 --> 01:51:51.079
to social media or social media engagement in

01:51:51.079 --> 01:51:54.979
some way shape or form which like that's so fucking

01:51:54.979 --> 01:51:58.760
true that is just that that's exactly where that

01:51:58.760 --> 01:52:01.239
industry went and i remember i remember being

01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:05.319
in high school when like i even remember there

01:52:05.319 --> 01:52:06.979
was a couple of my teachers who were probably

01:52:06.979 --> 01:52:08.579
like i don't know they probably have like fucking

01:52:08.579 --> 01:52:11.359
untitled podcasts shit too going on but they

01:52:11.359 --> 01:52:15.880
were like yeah like i know you guys don't think

01:52:15.880 --> 01:52:18.239
that this means a lot and your school doesn't

01:52:18.239 --> 01:52:20.260
teach you enough about this stuff but like facebook

01:52:20.260 --> 01:52:23.300
going public like this could have pretty dramatic

01:52:23.300 --> 01:52:25.800
this could have a pretty dramatic impact on the

01:52:25.800 --> 01:52:28.439
world like a handful of years down the road or

01:52:28.439 --> 01:52:31.039
even less and i remember we're all like yeah

01:52:31.039 --> 01:52:33.300
whatever bro like teach us about what happened

01:52:33.300 --> 01:52:38.399
in mesopotamia but like honestly that shit was

01:52:38.399 --> 01:52:41.760
so fucking true And now that is what it is. It's

01:52:41.760 --> 01:52:43.680
like, dude, everything on your phone. They want

01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:45.699
you looking at your phone every single hour of

01:52:45.699 --> 01:52:51.119
every single day. And it's crazy, especially

01:52:51.119 --> 01:52:54.420
the short term. And they have it down to a science

01:52:54.420 --> 01:52:57.199
now. It's all about the dopamine loop of just

01:52:57.199 --> 01:53:00.680
engaging in short form content, lowering our

01:53:00.680 --> 01:53:04.279
attention spans. Which they're targeting you

01:53:04.279 --> 01:53:06.699
to be in that mindset. So that when you see an

01:53:06.699 --> 01:53:08.819
advertisement of something you actually want

01:53:08.819 --> 01:53:11.520
to buy. And I'll admit, we're all fools to it.

01:53:11.640 --> 01:53:14.680
As much as I like to act like I. Jesus fuck.

01:53:14.720 --> 01:53:16.899
Hold on. I'll be right back. This fucking cat.

01:53:17.119 --> 01:53:21.479
God damn it. Dude, I'm going to fucking. I might

01:53:21.479 --> 01:53:24.439
have a dead cat here in a second. What? Hold

01:53:24.439 --> 01:53:29.579
on. Hold on. Dude, I'm so angry. What did it

01:53:29.579 --> 01:53:33.609
do? All right. I guess we'll find out in a little

01:53:33.609 --> 01:53:39.390
bit. She knocked them off the end table and just

01:53:39.390 --> 01:53:42.590
knocked one of the lenses out. Knocked what off?

01:53:43.489 --> 01:53:46.210
My brand new glasses. I haven't even worn them

01:53:46.210 --> 01:53:48.329
yet. And she knocked the lenses out and then

01:53:48.329 --> 01:53:50.310
just took a cup of coffee and pushed it off the

01:53:50.310 --> 01:53:53.810
edge. And now it's all over the room. Yes, just

01:53:53.810 --> 01:53:55.529
now. I got to go. Hold on a sec. I'll be right

01:53:55.529 --> 01:53:59.729
back. Oh my God. That's fucking classic. Speaking

01:53:59.729 --> 01:54:02.739
of great products. Go to fucking fourth wall

01:54:02.739 --> 01:54:06.079
.com. Shut the fuck up. You got to go to our

01:54:06.079 --> 01:54:08.159
virtual. We got to buy some merch. Allie back.

01:54:08.199 --> 01:54:15.439
You're going to buy a shirt. No, do it now. Casey,

01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:18.819
I'm not buying fucking Sunday. I like, we got

01:54:18.819 --> 01:54:23.479
18 new products. Casey, you don't get me wrong.

01:54:23.560 --> 01:54:25.979
I think that the product you're trying to sell

01:54:25.979 --> 01:54:28.460
is funny. I think that the pictures are funny,

01:54:28.600 --> 01:54:34.579
but You asking me to buy the product that we're

01:54:34.579 --> 01:54:38.100
offering is asking me to betray every value that

01:54:38.100 --> 01:54:42.140
I hold. Which is what? You're asking me, okay.

01:54:42.199 --> 01:54:44.579
Don't you want a T -Value Max t -shirt with your

01:54:44.579 --> 01:54:49.199
fucking face on top of the tank engine? No. No,

01:54:49.319 --> 01:54:51.880
I don't, Casey. Because where did that image

01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:54.560
come from? I'll buy you one for Christmas. I

01:54:54.560 --> 01:54:59.659
think Dan did it with AI. Exactly. It came from

01:54:59.659 --> 01:55:02.500
fucking AI, Casey. We're outsourcing artwork

01:55:02.500 --> 01:55:06.000
to AI, all right? You got something against the

01:55:06.000 --> 01:55:10.739
clinkers? Yeah, I do. I do. We have no creative

01:55:10.739 --> 01:55:13.140
freedom in this fucking country or in this world

01:55:13.140 --> 01:55:15.899
now. Instead of fucking making art ourselves,

01:55:16.199 --> 01:55:18.699
we ask a fucking computer to make it for us,

01:55:18.760 --> 01:55:22.260
and it generates fucking slop. That one of you

01:55:22.260 --> 01:55:24.720
and me, Casey, where you and me are falling into

01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:27.640
the black hole, neither of us even look like

01:55:27.640 --> 01:55:29.840
ourselves in that one. I look like a completely

01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:32.739
different person. All of those AI things. I don't

01:55:32.739 --> 01:55:35.539
know what image prompt you gave that AI. I have

01:55:35.539 --> 01:55:38.539
a Charlie Kirk haircut in every single one of

01:55:38.539 --> 01:55:40.800
them. I've never had that haircut before in my

01:55:40.800 --> 01:55:43.479
life. No, that's the picture of you when you

01:55:43.479 --> 01:55:47.260
ate the ghost pepper. You ate the ghost pepper

01:55:47.260 --> 01:55:49.699
and you're holding your face. That's the picture

01:55:49.699 --> 01:55:53.779
that you saw. Well, Casey, that's probably the

01:55:53.779 --> 01:55:56.180
worst image you could have fed to that AI. But

01:55:56.180 --> 01:56:00.479
first off, you're asking me to do that too. Can

01:56:00.479 --> 01:56:02.560
you tell me anything about the thread count of

01:56:02.560 --> 01:56:07.579
these shirts? The thread count? Yeah, I want

01:56:07.579 --> 01:56:09.300
you to tell me about the quality of the product

01:56:09.300 --> 01:56:10.920
that you're trying to sell, Casey. Can you give

01:56:10.920 --> 01:56:14.399
me any details on it? Oh, let's go to our store

01:56:14.399 --> 01:56:24.460
here. Oh yeah, let's find out together. Explore

01:56:24.460 --> 01:56:28.359
the collection. Some more details. Solid colors,

01:56:28.460 --> 01:56:35.920
100 % ring -spun cotton. Sport gray is 90 % ring

01:56:35.920 --> 01:56:40.399
-spun cotton, 10 % polyester. Late -wake fabric,

01:56:40.680 --> 01:56:45.600
4 .5 ounces per yard squared. Whatever the fuck

01:56:45.600 --> 01:56:48.460
that means. What the fuck is a thread count?

01:56:49.580 --> 01:56:52.079
It's how soft the shirt is, Casey. It's a critical

01:56:52.079 --> 01:56:55.619
detail. And also, I have to imagine that this

01:56:55.619 --> 01:57:00.619
is probably... It's a fucking... You ever seen

01:57:00.619 --> 01:57:03.119
a t -shirt before? It looks like a fucking t

01:57:03.119 --> 01:57:06.300
-shirt. Except it has a picture of us looking

01:57:06.300 --> 01:57:09.279
like retards on it. Yeah, Casey, but there's

01:57:09.279 --> 01:57:11.460
a lot of different types of t -shirts. It costs

01:57:11.460 --> 01:57:15.680
$26. That's a fucking steal. No, it's not a fucking

01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:19.739
steal, Casey. It's not a fucking steal. You can

01:57:19.739 --> 01:57:22.760
get a Spooky Tyler Untitled Podcast t -shirt

01:57:22.760 --> 01:57:28.460
for $15. Now that's a fucking deal. Casey, you

01:57:28.460 --> 01:57:31.079
either die a hero or you live long enough to

01:57:31.079 --> 01:57:33.840
see yourself become the villain. And you have

01:57:33.840 --> 01:57:36.180
officially become the villain. Buy my damn t

01:57:36.180 --> 01:57:39.420
-shirts. Oh, a Make Untitled Great Again hat?

01:57:39.539 --> 01:57:42.880
A Mooga hat? I know people who want those. $28.

01:57:44.340 --> 01:57:47.020
Casey, you tell me one person who wants that

01:57:47.020 --> 01:57:52.380
other than you. I actually do want that. Yeah,

01:57:52.399 --> 01:57:55.640
so tell me one other person. I don't know. I

01:57:55.640 --> 01:57:57.380
thought Dan would buy it. Ahmad Rashad. I thought

01:57:57.380 --> 01:58:02.880
Dan would buy something. I hope he doesn't. I

01:58:02.880 --> 01:58:05.779
like Dan. I don't want to stop liking Dan. We

01:58:05.779 --> 01:58:09.220
got some good birch of Dan here, too. How about

01:58:09.220 --> 01:58:15.500
we fucking make a Tyler wedding celebration shirt?

01:58:16.029 --> 01:58:19.449
We don't use an AI -generated image, and all

01:58:19.449 --> 01:58:24.050
of the funds generated from that shirt go towards

01:58:24.050 --> 01:58:28.829
not Tyler. What shirt? I don't care where they

01:58:28.829 --> 01:58:35.130
go. We make a Tyler celebration shirt. Dad's

01:58:35.130 --> 01:58:40.430
just burying his cat in his yard right now. Dan

01:58:40.430 --> 01:58:42.909
just decapitated his fucking cat with a shovel

01:58:42.909 --> 01:58:46.279
or something. Do cats feel the need to knock

01:58:46.279 --> 01:58:51.239
stuff off of tables? Mine doesn't. She just likes

01:58:51.239 --> 01:58:53.659
jumping on top of the table to like fucking...

01:58:53.659 --> 01:58:57.060
I don't know. She knows I don't like it when

01:58:57.060 --> 01:58:59.319
she gets on the table. My cat jumped on my TV

01:58:59.319 --> 01:59:02.000
at like 2 in the morning one time and just knocked

01:59:02.000 --> 01:59:04.359
the entire thing over and shattered the screen.

01:59:05.779 --> 01:59:09.760
Wait, which TV? My old one that I had before

01:59:09.760 --> 01:59:15.630
this one. yeah me and cc were fucking uh cleaning

01:59:15.630 --> 01:59:17.529
the house the other day and i start cleaning

01:59:17.529 --> 01:59:22.109
my like i i have like a 65 inch oled like super

01:59:22.109 --> 01:59:32.829
high -end samsung um tv yeah and uh where's that

01:59:32.829 --> 01:59:39.289
shadow coming from i guess it's coming from me

01:59:39.289 --> 01:59:45.319
um but uh the cc would always put on like these

01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:49.520
videos of like birds and squirrels like playing

01:59:49.520 --> 01:59:54.479
on the tv and saga yeah saga scratched the fuck

01:59:54.479 --> 01:59:56.539
out of the screen and when i was cleaning it

01:59:56.539 --> 01:59:59.920
was like oh man i can't clean this off thankfully

01:59:59.920 --> 02:00:03.180
because oleds are so bright you really can never

02:00:03.180 --> 02:00:06.100
tell it's there but i'm still not happy it exists

02:00:06.100 --> 02:00:11.510
now that i know it it sets my ocd off Yeah, that's

02:00:11.510 --> 02:00:17.250
why I don't put those videos on TV. Yeah, it's

02:00:17.250 --> 02:00:22.970
just fucking TikTok for cats. Damn. Where'd Dan

02:00:22.970 --> 02:00:26.930
go? I think he's still killing his cat, Casey.

02:00:27.770 --> 02:00:33.970
Fuck. Yeah, that cat's fucking dead. Fuck that

02:00:33.970 --> 02:00:37.869
cat. Alright, let's take a break. I gotta pee.

02:00:38.520 --> 02:00:41.539
For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't

02:00:41.539 --> 02:00:44.680
know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have

02:00:44.680 --> 02:00:50.659
you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think

02:00:50.659 --> 02:00:52.840
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

02:00:53.460 --> 02:00:58.840
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

02:00:58.840 --> 02:01:02.069
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out

02:01:02.069 --> 02:01:05.909
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended

02:01:05.909 --> 02:01:09.149
episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come

02:01:09.149 --> 02:01:11.550
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

02:01:11.569 --> 02:01:13.189
You're telling me that they didn't die and become

02:01:13.189 --> 02:01:17.409
ghosts? They're killing already born babies and

02:01:17.409 --> 02:01:21.670
sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere

02:01:21.670 --> 02:01:26.229
in China, in some base, there are super soldiers

02:01:26.229 --> 02:01:30.149
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Okay, so

02:01:30.149 --> 02:01:33.390
did they come from our planet? Then they are

02:01:33.390 --> 02:01:38.729
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not

02:01:38.729 --> 02:02:05.020
negotiate with terrorists. holding their pulse

02:02:05.020 --> 02:02:08.739
feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump

02:02:08.739 --> 02:02:12.279
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen

02:02:12.279 --> 02:02:15.819
it happen i think that the government has taken

02:02:15.819 --> 02:02:21.939
it to the next level with the birds they know

02:02:21.939 --> 02:02:24.260
what birds are going to cross paths with you

02:02:24.260 --> 02:02:26.500
that you are going to be able to raise and they

02:02:26.500 --> 02:02:28.680
are going to make them so fucking real they're

02:02:28.680 --> 02:02:30.640
going to sink money into them because they know

02:02:30.640 --> 02:02:37.960
that it's see blood guts no circuitry but let

02:02:37.960 --> 02:02:42.600
me tell you their technology which by the way

02:02:42.600 --> 02:03:23.960
big brother is the overlord Soros is an actual

02:03:23.960 --> 02:03:25.760
Nazi collaborator, okay?