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Episode 124. I'm here with Dan. And Kodak Black.
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add this to my Apple Music Library. It's been
a while since we heard from Don Juan's rap career.
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from Don Juan from his rap career. That shit
ain't doing so hot. I was rapping out in front
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probably freestyle with that shit. Definitely
not. So we got a lot happening this week. Why
are people so pissed off about this guy at the
Super Bowl, by the way? Who? You know, people
are getting pissed off. Bad Bunny is his name.
Oh, yeah. I heard about him. He's like a Puerto
Rican. And Trump's like, I'm going to. I'll call
the president of Puerto Rico and deport him.
Let me see. Why? He just looks like a normal
-ass dude. Well, because he's... Why? What is
with all the hate towards him? Just because he
speaks Spanish? I don't know. When is the Super
Bowl even? Usually February. Let's see what the
deal is. Why is he so controversial? It's literally
just because he speaks Spanish and people are
like, this is America. We speak American. Why
is Bad Bunny controversial? I want to look up
how many Americans speak Spanish. 41 million
Americans speak Spanish at home. That's a significant
number, though. 41 million? Yeah. That's like,
hold on, quick math. That's like almost one -sixth
of America. That's about one -sixth. Yeah, 13%.
A little less than one -sixth. It's 13%. You
just said it. Oh, 41 million. Yeah, yeah. Dude,
that's what's up, though. Spanish is so ingrained
with our history. I'm okay with it. I got upset
with this guy. I'm selling my car on Facebook
Marketplace. The ad is written in English. He
asks me in Spanish if it's still available, so
I have to translate it. It's like, dude, am I
going to have to translate everything? Am I going
to explain the DMV documents? Am I going to have
to have them translated? Am I going to have to
have a translator there if I sell you this car?
Just ask me in English. I don't got a problem
with it. Dude, every time I speak to somebody
who doesn't speak English in the hospital, we
have to call a translator. It's just super awkward.
Why don't you learn Spanish? Oh, I know some,
like, basic things, but I took French in high
school. And how fluent were you? I wasn't great
at it. I knew, like, most of it, basic things,
but... Dude, it's so hard to learn another language.
I started, like, while I'm in the stair stepper
at the gym, I've been putting on, like, the Greek
news. Yeah. Which is really hard to find, actually.
Like it's not that easy to get information that's
not in your language. Like if you say you want
to watch CNN, but from France, it's actually
like kind of difficult to find. And the only
way I was able to find it is I went to chat GPT
and I said, give me Greek news in Greek. Like
tell me how to say that. So I copied and pasted
that the Greek, you know, the Greek letters.
And I put that into Google and did it that way.
But if you just look in English, it won't give
you, it won't give you like the Greek news. It
won't give you foreign news. You have to actually
type it in their language, you know. But I'm
just trying to like passively like listen to
it. And they say that can help like if you do
start learning, it can help with like word familiarity
and like with, you know, just like the cadence.
I was doing Mandarin for a while and I think
I still remember like the basics. Mandarin? Yeah,
Mandarin. I am American. Have you ever seen that
guy on YouTube that is like, looks like a regular
fucking just fat white American dude and he speaks
Chinese? And all the Chinese people are like,
as soon as they hear it, they're like, Oh, that
guy. Yeah. His name is Xiao Mai. Yeah. New York
city. Yeah. That shit's awesome, dude. Because
it, it just goes to show you like how important
language is to, to tribalism. Right. Right. Chinese
people just have this fucking thousand yard stare.
Like all of them. They're just like staring off.
What did you just say? Dude, yes. Let me finish
what I'm saying here before you start laughing.
They all have this fucking thousand yard stare.
Actually, you know what? I'm going to call it
the thousand year stare. Because fucking Chinese,
like China's been around for like 5 ,000 years.
So we'll call it the 5 ,000 year stare. They're
just like, dude, they're just like looking into
the distance. Just like nothing there. just like
zombies bro i know i was talking about this old
chinese guy that was a patient i kept asking
questions and he like kind of spoke english but
like the answers to the questions wouldn't be
nothing about what i was talking about so he
probably had china he was chinese and demented
yeah well no he was just didn't speak a lot of
english dude it's but when you see when they
hear somebody especially a white person speaking
their language That fucking 5 ,000 year stare
just comes off, dude. And they just, they just,
they turn into like Americans. Yeah. Well, they're
like, what, what, who said somebody speaking
my language? They just snap out of it. It's like,
they're in a fucking, they're just in a fucking,
a trance. What if you were like in a foreign
country? Oh yeah. I'd be doing the same thing.
I'd just be trudging along just on robot mode.
But dude, as soon as you, you know, you can go
to another country. Right. And. you know you
can be immersed in the culture but if you don't
speak the language you're never really part of
the tribe but the minute you speak the language
you're part of the tribe you know that's that's
and it's like language language has to change
right like you see like the newer generation
with their no cap bussing finna you know all
that shit like riz like That, that has to change,
dude. Language has to change because the old
people really can't know what the younger people
are doing, you know? And that's why, that's why,
you know, people have to grow old and die because
their ideas have to die. Their language set has
to die. Like that's, that's just, that's what
has to, that's human evolution, you know? Yeah.
That's what I was like. I feel like you can connect
with more people if you speak their language.
It's not just that. It's so much deeper than
that. It's tribalism. As soon as you speak somebody's
language, you are in their tribe. I was trying
to learn this week Arabic greetings. You know
what they say? Al -salum akumi or whatever the
fuck it means. Peace be upon you. Oh, no. I've
never heard that one. Dude, it's like... I don't
know. I feel like... I feel like everybody should
at least try to learn another language, you know?
Yeah. Spanish is the most useful for sure because
it's like... In America it does, yeah. Just because
like, dude, that's like our history. That's half
of our history, you know? Right. Or learn Chinese.
Then you'll look like fucking super smart. Yeah,
that's way too hard, dude. It's actually not
hard. It's a lot, you know, it's different than
English, but... Don't tell me it's not hard,
bro. It's like one of the hardest languages.
It's hard, but what I've learned so far, like
it's not, it's just like every word has a single
syllable. It's not as complicated as English,
but like the way that they, the tone that you
say the word changes its meaning. So you say
like a rising tone, it means something different,
like a falling tone. It's so fucking complicated.
Language is so complicated that. It's like if
you didn't learn it growing up, it's so hard
to learn because there's just like there's so
much you have to know. Bad Bunny said you got
four months to learn Spanish before the Super
Bowl. Is that what he said? Yeah. And then he
was under fire today because he didn't stand
at the baseball game for God bless America. Dude,
well, this guy sounds like a fucking clam. Sounds
like a fucking clown. It's like, why don't you
go back to your country, bro? I just saw this.
Go back to your own country. Where's he from?
Who? Puerto Rico. Go back to your own country.
I want to talk to the president of Puerto Rico.
Take this guy back. Wait, didn't Trump say that?
Yeah. Sir, sir, you are the president of Puerto
Rico. Dude, Puerto Rico is really... It's like,
that's mind -boggling. Puerto Rico is the United
States. You don't need a passport to go there?
No, you can travel freely to Puerto Rico. So
do they pay taxes to the US? Yeah, they actually
pay taxes and that's one of the things because
they don't have a senator or like representation
in Congress and that's like taxation without
representation because they don't have anybody
that represents them in Congress but they're
getting taxed just like the fucking America was
back by the British Empire. Dude, why aren't
they a state? I don't know because not enough...
People voted for them to be a state, I guess,
yet. They haven't had a vote. Dude, make Puerto
Rico a fucking state. Stop this confusion. Nobody
knows they exist. Well, then you have to make
the Virgin Islands a state and fucking Guam and
American Samoa. So this is fucking crazy to me.
So the U .S. just has territories that we're
responsible for. Yeah, but I think there's a
large population in Puerto Rico. That's fucking
crazy, dude. Three million people, yeah. Fucking
bring them in, dude. I love Puerto Ricans. It's
bigger than fucking Wyoming. Why the fuck aren't
they a state? How do they vote? They don't vote
in federal elections. They can't vote in federal
elections, I don't think. Are they mostly Republicans
or Democrats, you think? They're majority Democrat.
Alright, don't let them in. I was actually...
I think the governor... Puerto Rico is a Democrat.
And the rest are like, there's one Republican
and mostly Democrats. It's like Hawaii. Dude,
that's wild that Hawaii is a state and fucking
Puerto Rico isn't. Hawaii is out in the middle
of the fucking Pacific. It's a volcano, basically.
Well, then you should run for president and make
Puerto Rico. Dude, I'd be governor of Puerto
Rico. Have you seen Puerto Rican girls, dude?
Fucking hot. I want to look up who the governor
is, actually. Dude, bring Puerto Rico in, bro.
We love Puerto Rico. Who? No. She's beat. Never
mind. Jennifer Gonzalez Colon. Who is she? The
governor of Puerto Rico. They actually have a
governor? Yeah. It's like a state. The territories
have governors, too. She looks like... I don't
know. She looks like Shrek or something. Oh,
damn. That's too bad. Let's ask Chad GPT. Hold
on a sec. I'm getting messages left and right
about this car. I'm going to start telling people
it's fucking $1 ,000. Let's read some on the
air and let's fuck with them. Yeah, let's read
some and fuck with them. No, there's nothing
that interesting. They're just a bunch of, you
know, fucking... I don't know. I'm not going
to say what it was like. They're a bunch of people.
Yeah. Of a certain nationality. I'm asking about.
Look up Jennifer Gonzalez Colon. Let me get your
opinion here. All right, let's see. Jennifer
Gonzalez. Yeah. Gonzalez Colon. Yeah. Colon.
She ain't as bad as you said. She looks like,
you know what she looks like? She looks like
Chris Farley in drag. I was going to say, I was
like, girl or tranny, I was getting those kind
of vibes. Dude, she looks like the female version
of Chris Farley. You know who he is. Look at
that. I mean, you're looking at the same picture
I am. Yeah, that's rough. That's rough. She looks
like she likes her, what's something Spanish?
Some Spanish food. What? She looks like she likes
her burritos. I just saw this headline actually
before the podcast that Secretary of Defense,
or sorry, Secretary of War. They got this wrong.
It should be Secretary of War. Pete Hegsworth
announced that the U .S. will allow Qatar to
build an Air Force base at Mountain Home Air
Force Base in Idaho. Which will host Qatari F
-15 fighter jets and pilot to a train along U
.S. troops. So they're allowing Middle Eastern
countries now to build an Air Force base in America.
Dude, that's fucking wild. Because they got paid
enough. Qatar is our ally. Wow. We're still in
the Middle East. dude so is israel dude what
are you talking about fuck israel they're our
ally bro they wanted to give us a fucking new
air force one bro yeah like see this is this
is kind of fucked up because israel just went
ahead and bombed qatar right so they bombed one
of our allies all right without like asking the
u .s president when was this oh this is like
two weeks ago Maybe three, maybe more actually.
But maybe it was about a month ago. They bombed
Qatar and it was so stupid that the Mossad, do
you know what the Israeli Mossad is? It's like
their CIA. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know what
that was. They wouldn't participate in the operation.
They said, no, that's retarded. We're not going
to bomb a U .S. ally. And so fucking, I don't
know, Bibi Netanyahu or whoever the fuck said,
no, we're doing it. And he fucking did it. And
then a month later, the United States is saying
to Qatar, hey, you can have an Air Force base
here. Yeah. Like, dude, Israel doesn't even have
an Air Force base here. Like, think of that.
Nobody has a base. Nobody in the country has
a base in America. Dude, think of what a slap
in the face that is to Israel. Israel doesn't
have a fucking, they're like, why don't we have
a fucking Air Force base in the United States?
Yeah, fucking Netanyahu was mad at Trump recently.
But now fucking Qatar. has an air force base
that's fucked up dude and that that right there
is a direct result of them going ahead against
the u .s's wishes and bombing qatar because they
wanted to go after hamas and qatar it's like
okay dude well that's like a power move by trump
he's like okay you want to bomb our fucking ally
we're gonna let them have an air force base here
do you really want israel to have uh air force
here after they fucking failed to prevent 9 -11
No, I don't. Dude, I feel fine having Qatar have
an Air Force base here. Does that worry you at
all? That Qatar? Yeah. That we're going to train
their pilots here? I wouldn't say that we should
have other countries have bases in America. Dude,
we have bases in every country across the world.
I know we do, but that's called a double standard.
We basically have Air Force bases. Almost in
China, dude. Do you think it's a good idea to
have other countries have bases in America? Dude,
I think it is... What if we just go to war with
these countries? If it's just a training center,
right? Like, think of what an honor that is to
the other country. Like, we have never had...
It's not an honor, it's a purchase. No, we've
never had another country have an Air Force base
here. But we're saying you're such an ally to
us. right and that was so fucked up what just
happened to you because we're gonna give you
an air force base here private jets and money
and shit so what it doesn't matter they're giving
it to the united states it's not all right so
this was kind of fucked up right so with that
whole uh they were going to gift the 747 for
the new air force one because boeing was taking
too long um trump said that afterwards the jet
would go into a library right like a museum yeah
it's yeah his library it's like dude that's fucked
up like that's just like like you're not going
to give it to the next person you're not going
to give it to jd vance like not jvd vance is
not going to be present you're just going to
fucking throw it in the garbage yeah unless they
put uh Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just assumed
it's going to be J .D. Vance. Well, no, they
said the only ticket that can lose to J .D. Vance
is what the Democrats have proposed, which was
Pete Buttigieg and Kamala Harris. Are they really
going to run that? Fucking Gavin. I think Gavin
Newsom is like the anti -Trump. He's just become
like the opposite, like Trump, liberal Trump,
basically. And if he becomes president, it's
just going to be just as bad. Dude, he is such
a clown. Like I tried to look at, I try and listen
to both sides. Right. And I'll call out Trump
where he's being fucking ridiculous when he's
like, dude, I like, I send shit to you about
Trump and I just shake my head. I'm like, dude,
this is fucking retarded. Right. But I'll also
state the shit that I like, but I'll look at
the other end of the political aisle and I'll
look at things that I like and things I don't
like in the same manner. So like, dude, you think,
you think I'm a Republican? I'm really not, dude.
I'm in the center. I'm a libertarian. I really
am. But in this last election, it was just Trump
had more of what I was looking for. All right.
And I don't agree with everything. But a lot
of things that he's doing, I do agree with. So
he said, we have to take away this freedom of
speech. We had to do it. We had to take away
freedom of speech because, you know, they're
burning the flags. It upsets the rioters. It
upsets people. It agitates the crowds. We had
to take away the freedom of speech. You can't
fucking say that, bro. Just like RFK Jr. saying,
oh, yeah, they found out that circumcised children
were given Tylenol. They have autism. It's like,
dude, look it. There's some things that, yeah,
they might be true, but don't say. Inciting riots.
We took the freedom of speech away because that's
been through the courts. And the courts said,
you have freedom of speech. But what has happened
is when they burn the flag, it agitates and irritates
crowds. They've never seen anything like it on
both sides. Oh, Jesus. Bro, what is he talking
about? It's been through the courts. Yeah, the
courts determined that you can burn a fucking
flag. So what is he talking about? like sometimes
he says shit and it's like dude you can't fucking
say that i know like what are you talking about
he's trying to compare it about to like how you
can't say fire in a crowded theater basically
but it's not the same because one's a protest
okay dude well here's how you do it all right
here's how you handle that i'm sure he's talking
about in the vicinity of washington dc right
burning flags yeah right so just say no open
burning And then when somebody burns a flag,
arrest them on the no open burning. You broke,
it was, you know, it's against fire code. All
right, get them on that. Don't, you can't come
out and say, oh, we're going to arrest you because
it's illegal to burn the flag and we're taking
away freedom of speech. It's like, bro, you got
to be like smarter about it. If you really, if
it's really a problem, you don't want people
burning the flag, say no open burning. And so
when they burn something in public, arrest them
for open burning. Yeah. That's it. And make the
charges worse. Did you see his tweet? It was
like, I'm going to impose a one year jail sentence
on anybody who burns the American flag. Yeah.
Like he just imposed a punishment. He just made
it up. It's like the president can't just do
that. I don't know, Kenny. I think he can. The
president just can't make a lot. Congress has
to pass laws. The president can't just make up
laws and punishment for crime. I don't know.
The president can't just say like. Oh, I don't
know. Take any crime you want. The punishment
for that is now like double as long. You can
just say that. Yeah, but I mean, isn't this more
of like a beyond a president kind of thing? This
is more of like a fear. Like a fear? Yeah. Yeah,
exactly. I thought we were beyond that. I thought
we established that. Exactly. But, you know,
you guys didn't understand why we were calling
Trump the fear until it became apparent. Well,
let's. Let's see. Okay, I'll give you this, dude.
That kind of shit is a slippery slope, what he's
doing. Saying, oh, we had to take the freedom
of speech away. It's like, bro, the other side
already thinks you are fucking Hitler. So if
somebody thought you were Hitler, you might want
to chill on doing anything that actually resembles
something Hitler might do. And that kind of seems
like something... His entire campaign. What was,
oh, okay. What was his entire campaign that was
so... Well, he was like, you know, Project 2025,
I have nothing to do with that. And then now
he's just enacting every single extremist conservative
policy that was in Project 25. Like what? Like
taking away, like, the thing with the flag, burning
the flag and, like, jailing people for burning
it and taking away freedom of speech. That was
part of it. Was it? Fucking all this shit with
ice. Let's see. We're going to fact check this
right now. Was burning the flag in Project 2025?
You might be right. I want to know. So here's
the scoop. In August 2025, there actually was
an executive order from President Trump that
aimed to prosecute people for burning the American
flag. Basically, it tried to go against the Supreme
Court's old ruling that flag burning is protected
as free speech. So, yeah, that's why it's a bit
controversial and has some legal experts raising
their eyebrows. Yeah, but was it in Project 2025?
I see what you're asking. So as far as I found,
Project 2025 itself isn't a real or specific
initiative related to flag burning. It seems
like maybe it got mixed up with that 2025 executive
order talk. In reality, there wasn't a project
by that exact name tied to flag burning. The
controversy was more around that executive order
about flag desecration. So, nope, it wasn't actually
in something called. OK, OK, OK, OK. All right.
So. What are some of the key points in Project
2025? Hey. Hold on a sec. Uh, hello? What are
some of the key points in Project 2025? Did that.
Did that. Did that. Yeah. It's definitely a pretty
big talking point on both sides. It's kind of
like a roadmap for a conservative administration
to reshape government policies. So you can imagine
it's got a mix of people who are really on board
with it and others who are pretty worried about
the direction it wants to take things. Why can't
conservatives stay away from reproductive stuff
with women? Why do conservatives like to bomb
the shit out of brown people in the Middle East?
That's definitely a pretty charged question,
and I get that you're probably voicing some frustration.
I think it's worth noting that foreign policy,
especially military interventions, is super complex
and not necessarily just about one ideology or
another wanting to target. All right, George
Bush. One last thing. How many brown people did
the U .S. bomb in Iraq and Afghanistan total?
That's a really heavy and sensitive question,
and it's a bit hard to pin down an exact number.
The conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan resulted
in hundreds of thousands of casualties over the
years, and those numbers include civilians of
all backgrounds, not just a single ethnicity
or skin color. It's a complex and tragic part
of history with a lot of nuances. If you want
more detailed info... No, I don't. Okay. What
do you think would have happened if Trump was
president on 9 -11? What do you think his response
would be? Because he said, like, I wrote about
9 -11 a month before. I wrote about Osama, and
nobody gives me credit and shit. He wrote about
that? I don't know. That's what he was saying.
His ghostwriter wrote about it, maybe. But what
do you think? What countries do you think he
would have bombed? Dude, he would have gone down
there to Ground Zero with a fucking old suit
jacket over his face. Holding it up to his face.
Just to be down there. Just to be in the limelight.
Yeah. I think that's what he would have done.
But like, I'm talking about like military response.
Do you think he would have like started world
war three in the middle East? Well, dude, see,
here's the thing with Trump. He's not diplomatic
at all. Right. So he just does like aggressive
power move shit. So I feel like, I feel like
if Trump was president on nine 11, I think that.
we would have found Osama bin Laden a lot faster.
I definitely do. I think he would have sent all
the King's men and all the King's horses to fucking
Afghanistan. And instead of like, he was a hard
fucker to find. Yeah. I was just watching that
movie, uh, zero dark 30. Oh, that's all fucking
bullshit, bro. You think so? Yes. Are you kidding
me, bro? Dude, the U S military, the CIA, they,
they all go in on these movies. They have a major
say in how... It makes them look good, yeah,
but they're showing the torture aspects, too.
They're showing the bad things about it. I don't
know, dude. I think it's all bullshit. There
was... Who was it? Oh, there's this one senator.
No, congressman? Who's above a senator? He's
in Congress, I think. Congress is senators and
representatives. Oh. Well, he was a congressman.
And he used to work with the CIA. So he was like
the congressman that was assigned to like managing
the CIA. Oh. And dude, he had people coming in
to talk to him when they were looking for Osama
bin Laden. And so something that really wealthy
Arab families do is a lot of them are into falconing,
right? Which is like, you know, like training
birds to like. We know someone who's into falconry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's into a lot of other
weird things, too. But this falconer came to
this congressman, and he said, you know, I was
in Iran, and I saw Osama bin Laden's falcons
flying around. And he goes, I know that he's
there. And other people had come to this congressman
before. and said osama bin laden's in iran he's
in a hospital in iran and anyway so this falconer
came to him and he said that and he said if you
want i can go find him i can find osama bin laden
for you and i know he's there so dude that's
a really specific thing to say it's like if you
were somebody that was into like say i don't
know high -end cars right you're into ferraris
and you know ferraris right and there's a ferrari
f40 you know there's only so many of them in
the world And you might even know from Ferrari
meets, you might know that specific Ferrari.
Oh yeah, it's a gray Ferrari and it has a different
badge on it, right? I know that Ferrari. It's
the same kind of thing with Falcons. Like these
Falcons are probably worth millions of dollars.
What a way to get yourself caught is by having
a fucking bougie Falcons. Well, dude, nobody
would go after him. Like the US government knew
he was in Iran and we're in Afghanistan. They
found him eventually in Pakistan. Yeah, but it's
like, It's like, dude, they didn't want to catch
him. It's like, what were they really fucking
there for? Right. Like, were we there for Israel?
Right. Were we there to bomb Brown people out
of existence for Israel? Is that what was really
going on? Well, basically, I mean, dude, what
else? It's like, you know, a lot of people say
it was because you, we went into, you know, Iraq
because they were trying to get off the Petro
dollar. Right. Which I understand. It's like,
we got, we got ourselves in this position where
we're not on a gold standard anymore. So our
dollar has to be backed by something. And if
countries start getting off of the dollar, using
it as the, the reserve currency of the world,
we're fucked and our dollar is going to be worthless
because it's not backed up by anything. The only
thing, the only thing that gives it value is
people are using it. So if you have countries
like Iraq that say they're going to stop using
it, then they're not going to buy oil in dollars
anymore, then we're fucked, right? So that's
part of the reason we went into Iraq. Well, we
also went into Iraq because Saudi Arabia set
up Air Force bases there, and we wanted to prevent
them from setting up their military in the middle
of the Middle East, basically. Saudi Arabia?
Yeah, I think. I thought Saudi Arabia was our
ally. Well, I mean... They still have like Sharia
law and shit. Not too much over now. The dude,
the further I get into life, the more I think
maybe Sharia law isn't that bad. What's so bad
about it? Oh dear. What's so bad about, I don't
know. I mean, not for you. Maybe for women, it
might be bad. I've heard it's not that well.
I mean, I don't know. It might not be that bad.
Maybe we should try it. What if, I don't know,
what if women were in charge and they say, you
can't show your face in public anymore. You can't
drive anymore. Matt? You can't talk to anybody
except your husband, your wife. Sucks to be a
woman, though. Oh, man. Anyway. We made some
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We made 46 cents so far. We fucking made it big
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No, this wasn't from the codes. This was from
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about Dan's car. Oh, this guy says... I will
give you this car. How much money will I top
up? So he's saying his car plus money. What kind
of car is it? It's an Audi Q5. I want to say,
dude, I would rather have... I would rather be
HIV... Let's look up how much his car is, though.
I would rather be HIV fucking positive than drive
a fucking Audi. Audi Q5? Get the fuck out of
here. That's fucking gay as AIDS, dude. Get the
fuck out of here. Damn, these people are lowballing
you. Yeah, how much is a Q5 worth? I mean, new
now is like $30 ,000, so it depends on what year
it is. Dude, I don't want your Q5 with all its
fucking timing. Probably have to pull the engine
to change the timing belts. Like, get the fuck
out of here, bro. Somebody's selling one for
$49 ,000. 2025. Damn, what year is it? Please,
my friend, please. Please, my friend, look into
my car, my friend. Why do you want to sell your
car anyway? Me? Dude, I actually bought my Prius
to sell that, and then I never got around to
selling it because I like it too much. I didn't
even know you had two cars. Yeah, you knew that.
What do you mean you didn't know I had two cars?
You got a Prius and... An Alexis. Oh. Yeah. I
thought it was your girlfriend's car or something.
No. No, because I got on this Dave Ramsey kick.
You know who Dave Ramsey is? No, I feel like
you've talked about him. He's like this fucking
Southern guy who's like really into like being
debt free and like into finances and like having
all your shit paid off. And, but, um, I got on
a big Dave Ramsey kick and I paid like paid my
cars off and I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna, I don't
need this Lexus. Like I'm going to be like really
frugal and save a bunch of money. And so I bought,
I bought a Prius to replace it. And then I just
never sold the Lexus. The plan was to buy the
Prius and sell it. And then I just liked the
Lexus so much that I just kept it. So I just
blew five grand on a Prius for no reason. Well,
now you're getting some extra money. Yeah, I
need it. I can take a longer vacation here. That
was another fucking hilarious thing I saw today
was that RFK said that fucking circumcisions.
were causing autism because they gave infants
Tylenol after circumcisions. I heard that. You
know, the thing is, like I said, dude, you don't
have to say everything that may or may not be
true. You just don't have to say certain things.
And that's like... I'm sure a lot of people just
didn't want that image in their head. It's like,
thanks, dude. How many doses of Tylenol do you
think an infant gets after circumcision? Like
maybe three? I don't know, dude. It's probably
just enough to cause autism, I would guess. Right.
Yeah. I mean, is it that rapid that you get two
doses of it and you got fucking autism? No, because
you can take Tylenol your whole life and not
get autism. Dude, this fucking guy does not look
like he's going to rip me off trying to trade
this car. That's the guy? Yeah, he wants to trade
cars. He wants to trade his piece of shit fucking
Audi. Get fucking lost, bro. You should tell
him to meet you somewhere just made up. Albert
Epstein is en route. Oh, okay. That's Ali Mack?
No shit. Tell him to meet you at Epstein's Island,
actually. Oh, man. I'm going to say, is this
still available? I'm going to just say, sorry,
sold. I just said, no, thanks. Let's see. Hold
on. I got a couple more messages here. You got
to sell your car before this episode's over.
I think it will be, dude. I got 20 messages on
it tonight. What was the highest offer? Well,
people are like, oh, what's your best price?
It's like, dude, come and look at it first. Don't
just start trying to barter over the fucking...
I don't know, dude. I give you better than that
best price, my friend. That's what you guys say.
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Yeah. Oh, fuck. It's so fucking nice to be here.
I hope he kept it recording. Oh, man. I feel
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I know. We got 46 cents. That's what I was saying.
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fucking episode 124. Dan, what do you think about
the government being shut down this week? It's
been shut down for a week. I didn't even... This
is the first time I'm hearing this. The government,
they couldn't agree on a budget because they
wanted to approve healthcare. for universal,
not universal health care, but they wanted to
have a budget for health care and the Republicans
didn't want to approve it. And Marjorie Taylor
Greene is actually siding with the Democrats
on this one. So say it again one more time with
their... I'm sorry, I was distracted by this
message on my phone. Say they wanted to have
more funding for Obamacare, like government health
care, and the Republicans didn't want to put
that in the budget. So the Democrats were voting
against it and that they couldn't agree. So the
government shut down. So, so Marjorie Taylor
green sided with the Democrats. Yeah. Yeah. That's
amazing. She sided with them because she's like,
yeah, we have to like, we have to pass this and
like have health care for people. Right. I got
to say, yeah, I mean, I listened back to one
of our older episodes and I was definitely pretty
inebriated on both the marijuana and alcohol
front. My take was that I thought that all health
care in America should be privatized because
we should trust the corporations to keep the
prices in line and everything. And listening
back to that, I was just like, how fucking retarded
was like, how fucked up must I have been to have
had that take? I got to say, like, dude, health
care is fucking trash in this country. It's so
we are so, so far behind, not necessarily in
terms of the interventions we provide, but like
the availability of health care and like just
the way the health care system works in general.
And just how much abuse goes through it. Like
specifically, not even from like an EMS perspective,
but like these nursing homes, like they fucking
send everything out and just fill fucking beds
over nonsense. Like 90 % of these times, like
these skilled nursing facilities that have doctors
within them, when somebody falls, recalls the
fall, didn't lose consciousness, isn't hurt at
all. their policy is to send them out and certain
places will try to like evict you if you don't
go. And it's like, and you know how many homeless
people that are just coming to the hospital that
we're just providing free housing for essentially.
Yeah. I mean, I think that's more of a problem
with like you need like ultimately one, you got
to do stuff to you got to have outreach programs
to get these people back into employment or at
least like get a fucking house over their heads,
like to have homeless shelters and stuff like
that. Like I think that issue is kind of separate
from health care, but it spills over to health
care because there's not better systems in place
for it. And we have a large unemployed. homeless
population that either is just like i i don't
know it's it's tricky because every case of a
homeless guy is different there's a reason behind
it and like you don't know what it is is it because
of like mental deficiency mental illness right
you landed on your ass and never really recovered
because you didn't have a support system to help
you and it's like I don't know. And then other
people could just be productive members of society
and just choose not to. There is people like
that out there. It's not as simple as saying
that every homeless person, it's their fault.
Do you think Native Americans were the original
homeless? No. No. That was Dan's take a while
back. I'm sorry, what was that? Native Americans
were the original homeless. They were, dude.
They fucking, like... Yeah, I think we kind of
fucking steamrolled and took over their home,
but... And we don't talk about that enough. It's
like, dude, don't you think if you've been here
for a millennia, right, and white people showed
up, you would have, A, invented the wheel, and
two, built a house out of something more than
just fucking brush and sticks. It's like, dude,
they're living in skin tents. It's like, are
you fucking kidding me? But that was their way
of living, and ultimately they lived, for the
most part, happy lives. Yeah, there was a lot
more risk. I don't know if it was happy, dude.
Well, then there's healthcare problems. You know
what Adirondack means? adirondack means bark
eater because there was one tribe that called
the other tribe bark eaters they're like dude
they're so fucking they're so poor and like they
have no resources they eat bark off the trees
and they're the adirondacks that's literally
what that means it's actually like kind of like
a racist thing don't you think that that's kind
of ironic that you're now referring to most of
the native Americans in general, kind of through
that lens of you guys are so poor and didn't
invent anything that no, like, what do you mean?
That's like, I don't know. It's just like, you
could make the same argument that we're just
the same as the native Americans that thought
that they were better than the other tribe of
native Americans. I don't know. I mean, yeah,
there's a lot of advancements made in between
those. Even think of like the technology in this
microphone. Yeah. Just this fucking mic, that
fucking light bulb. Dude, if white people didn't
show up, they would still be doing the same shit.
It would be exactly the same. So it's not that
they were homeless. It's that they didn't have
microphones. Bro, my buddy said it best. He literally
said it just like this. He lives out in Montana
now. So he was like researching before his family
moved out there. There's like a lot of Indians
in Montana. And he said, yeah, dude, they like
can't use computers. They're like missing an
enzyme. Wow. Wow. You said they're missing some
enzyme, dude. I'm like an M, an enzyme. Dan,
you don't think the light bulb would be invented
if white people didn't show up to America? Huh?
Or you don't think the light bulb would be invented
if white people didn't show up to America? Uh,
do I think? No, I don't think it would have been.
Really? I think ultimately one dude invented
the fucking light bulb and then shared that technology
with other people. But did one, did white people
back then? have the technology to make a light
bulb. They didn't until fucking Edison invented
it, right? Yeah. So white people didn't invent
it either. I mean, ultimately, I think Edison
was white. Well, yeah, but that was 1850. How
many years before that did we not have that technology?
Isn't that fucking nuts, dude? Yeah. The fucking
light bulb. Now we take it for granted. Like,
dude, we get mad when our food is cold. When
power lines first got invented. The only fucking
things that those really fucking powered was
lights and fucking, um, lights and fucking telegraph
machines. That was like a period in America for
like 10 fucking years where that's all electricity
was used for. And then they're like, wait a minute,
we can do some other shit with this. right like
on a mass scale at least like you would have
if you were well off if you had electricity within
your own but it's not like you had outlets that
you're plugging shit into you had like a couple
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Oh, man. No, no, I shouldn't even start a story
because it's going to lead into 15 fucking BLS
horror stories by other people. Dude, I got this
theory I was thinking about, this conspiracy
theory I was thinking about this week. Tell me
about it. So you know how like Erica Kirk, she's
Charlie Kirk's wife, she's going on the Charlie
Kirk show and basically trying to revolve, revive
what he was doing. And I think, you know, Donald
Trump probably said, I got an in with this bitch.
She was like, oh, she's not very happy in this
marriage. What if I pay her to take out Charlie
Kirk? We give her all the rights to his legacy
and his company. She gets all the money. Trump
gets the fucking distraction from the Epstein
files. And he gets fucking Charlie Kirk, who
was saying that Israel released the Epstein files.
war in Israel, uh, all this shit. All right.
So, so I'll give you, I'll give you my take on
it. Do I think there was a conspiracy to commit
murder that the government was at least somewhat
involved in or was aware about 100 %? Do I think
that Donald Trump had a fucking single thing
to do with it? Absolutely the fuck not. When
it comes to these assassinations, I don't think
the president's involved. We go back to MLK,
JFK, CIA, FBI. Those are the top dogs that are
doing that shit. Realistically, I don't even
think FBI is as much of a factor as they were
back in the day. In like MLK's time, FBI was
a little bit more like top dogs. But dude, the
CIA is, they have their own separate agenda from
politics. But ultimately, it does coincide with
politics. Do I think ultimately that if... Because
there's a lot of really sketchy shit about it.
Because what was it? He fucking assembled the
rifle up there, disassembled it, then reassembled
it when he threw it away. Then there was some
other shit. There's so much shit that just doesn't
add up about that shooting. I can't believe I'm
fucking plugging him, but it is kind of true.
Rogan actually covered a lot of the evidence
that just seemed fishy about it. And he doesn't
even speculate as to who could... have done it
but like the story's not believable it doesn't
it doesn't have to come it doesn't have anything
to do with like the shot that was taken anybody
who knows how to fucking work a rifle can show
you how to do that shit in 10 minutes like it's
it's not that that shot was not impressive that's
not the impressive thing the impressive thing
was all the other just lack of just a weird shit
and like coming from somebody who's done a ton
of research on jfk and mlk i always forget names
and like exact facts because like, I'm not that
fucking autistic about it, but like right off
the rip with JFK and MLK's assassination, there
was fishy shit. There was shit that just didn't
seem to sit right. But like the majority of the
public kind of ended up believing it down the
road. Cause he just kind of forget about it.
Like we do with everything else except the Epstein
files, which is really cool. The CIA is like
their own thing. They don't fucking care about
what the president has to say. JFK shit talked
the CIA like two weeks before for the first time
ever publicly before he got killed. Like that's,
and that's it. He quote. not exactly verbatim,
but he said something to the effect of, I wish
the CIA was a piece of paper so I could crumple
it up and tear it into a thousand pieces. Right.
I would do the same thing if I was the president.
Yep. And then, cause he just, he saw how deep
the corruption was and he saw how he was asking
the CIA to do things and they weren't kind of
doing it because the CIA is on a separate agenda.
They think that they're bigger than the presidency.
Like they think that the role that they serve
is bigger. And I mean, it's kind of hard to fucking
say that they're not. when they can whack a president
when they want. Yeah, I'm surprised Obama didn't
get fucking whacked. In that movie, Zero Dark
Thirty, when Obama was talking about how the
United States does not use torture, I will end
torture in Guantanamo. CIA was like, oh, fuck.
Now how are we supposed to get our answers? Yeah.
I don't know, man. I don't think I've been going
down a rabbit hole. I've just been learning a
lot about For example, have you guys ever heard
about, like, the Ruby Ridge thing? Yeah. Yeah,
me and Kyle talked about that a lot on the last
episode he was on. Like, the conspiracy and shit.
Did you? It's not even a conspiracy at the end
of the day. Like, one, yeah, kind of conspiracy
-ish a little bit. But I think it was the FBI
in that instance. I could be wrong, but I really
do believe it was the FBI that was handling all
that shit. And I really think that this is where
the FBI really became kind of a non -factor because
they thought that they could get as ballsy as
the CIA. the rules of engagement for that shit
were less strict than when we're at war with
another country. They literally had their rules
of engagement. They knew that that guy and his
kids and his wife usually walked around their
property armed. Like at least I think like the
percentage of the time is like around either
like 40 or 60 % of the time that family was armed
because they live in the fucking wilderness and
they're off the grid. And it's like, They just
did that for safety. They did that for hunting.
Like a gun is more of a tool than anything. It's
not like they're, they're out there with guns
because they're worried about the FBI showing
up. Like you can fucking probably even go up
to that guy's door and knock. He's not just going
to blast a fucking FBI agent in the face. And
ultimately their rules for engagement were shoot
on sight. If the person's armed, not with even
them acknowledging your presence or anything,
that was their rules of engagement for the Ruby
Ridge. That shit is less strict. Then in fucking,
you can't even do that. Remember ready or not.
When I would just shoot him, the, the guy would
just shoot him before he even aimed at me. Yeah.
And I would get like a penalty for it. You would,
you would do it when I was yelling at somebody
and they were starting to give themselves up
and you just would shoot. Cause you see the guy
outside the window and I would just, the guy
with the fucking gun, I would just shoot him
in the face and it'd be like, Oh. Yeah. And like
combat broken. Well, the rules of engagement
within even a war zone is that they either need
to aim at you or show like some sense of aggression
prior to you just shooting them just because
you see that they're armed. And you know that
there's a target and you know a conflict is going
to start because it's not like they're not going
to shoot when they see you. But their rules of
engagement weren't like that in almost all the
recent wars we fought until we are fired upon.
We don't fire back. That's fucking crazy to me
that against an American citizen within our country
that and all they were showing up to his house
for two was a it was a failure to appear in court.
Because he was mailed one thing, but he was mailed
either an incorrect date or they sent another
letter that he didn't open because they fucked
the date up on the first one. So for all we knew,
this dude could have been planning to attend
court, but his hearing wasn't that day. So ultimately,
that's why they were at his house that day. And
that's the rules of engagement you come up with
against a fucking American citizen? Dude, I thought
it was fucked up. That's fucking wild. That's
fucking crazy, man. You can't understate that.
That's scary. It was fucked up when they shot
Osama bin Laden and they raided his compound.
They took out one of the Al Qaeda guys and he
literally just like shot his wife in the chest
just because she screamed about his death and
she like was going to give away their position.
He was like, oh, well, I shot her. I had to shoot
her. And she just like all she did was scream
about her husband's death. So I thought it was
fucked up. Yeah. I mean, ultimately, like there's
no. I mean, like I get it on both ends there.
I get it on both ends there because ultimately
like in the moment you're feel like a lot of
it goes into like what happened in the moment.
And these guys are really highly trained though.
They're trained to make those decisions on a
split second basis of like how you handle things
like that. And you're not going to be a hundred
percent. There's casualties in war, but I think,
I still think that even that's a little bit different
though. That's like a, not the slip of a trigger,
not the slip of a finger on a trigger, but like,
that's kind of like a. a judgment call that you
need to make really hastily to not give away
your position. And that guy's going to live with
that for the rest of his life. He probably didn't
feel good doing it, but like, he says, he says,
uh, I shot, I shot Osama bin Laden in front of
his kids and I like see him. I see that every
day in my mind or something. Yeah. His name was
O 'Neill too, actually. Oh, shit. Ultimately,
though, to loop back to the question you asked
me, I don't think Donald Trump had anything to
do, at least not in the way you're explaining
about Charlie Kirk's death. If Trump wanted Charlie
Kirk dead to cause a distraction from the Epstein
files, he's just going to do it. Well, he's not
going to make some back. I know, but he's not
going to make a backdoor deal with his wife that
could potentially come back to haunt him. He's
just going to fucking send some force that is
untraceable. Or some group, whether it be the
CIA or the Secret Service or somebody. He's going
to do some shit that's never going to have a
paper trail and they're going to whack him. Why
would you tell a wife who's not even affiliated
with the government and create a backdoor deal
there? If she ever wanted to go public with that,
that would ruin him. Yeah, but maybe their marriage
wasn't happy and he was like... I don't think
so. I don't. Yeah, I don't think so. I think
you're reading too far into it. I think what
actually happened is this is actually I don't
know if you know who Candace Owens is. I can't
say I do. All right. So she's a conservative,
like a black conservative woman. Yeah. And she
gets out there and some fringy stuff. But she
was very close with Charlie Kirk. And so they
wanted. her to stay separate from Turning Point
USA because she was very anti -Israel, becoming
anti -Israel. And Turning Point USA is funded
by Jews and Zionists. Like that's just a known
thing. So anyway, he started, she was very close
with him. They used to tour together for Turning
Point USA. And he was saying in the days before
he died that they had just lost a major Jewish
donor. Because he was becoming not anti -Israel,
but he was becoming very critical of Israel and
some of the things they were doing. So he actually,
I guess in some of the talks said that he was
afraid for his life. Like they lost a huge, like
dude, a $2 million donor pulled out. And another
thing is that Israel was kind of funding Turning
Point USA. So they kind of built Charlie Kirk.
Yeah. And then he turned on them. So it's basically
like, I have heard that, that theory is to, cause
yeah, I mean, ultimately there's a lot of people
who could have, who, who have room to, there's
a lot of people that stand to gain from, from
him being assassinated, whether it be a distraction
or. they're pissed off about something like that
because he was getting vocal about Israel. Um,
not very vocal, but like he was starting to touch
on it and you could tell he was probably going
to go a little bit further down that rabbit hole.
So like, I mean, he did accuse them of ethnically,
ethnically cleansing Gaza. Yeah. He said that
straight up. Well, yeah, they did. Right. So
it's like, you can't take, how do you take money
from Zionists? Right. Like we, we got to separate
like Judaism and Zionism, right? Like Zionism
tries to hide. tries to hide behind Judaism,
but they're not the same thing. Even Jews will
tell you, they're like, no, that's like nationalism
that has nothing to do with Judaism. Right. But
they try and hide behind it. Cause it's like,
Oh, you don't like what we're doing. Are you
antisemitic? It's like, no, I'm just like anti
you thinking you should run the world. Like,
you know? Um, but yeah, sorry. That's, that's
all I really had to say about. No, no, I, I,
I completely get where you're coming from. I
have something I want to talk about, and I can
tell based off of the little audio cue, Casey
wants to derail the whole episode of the... No,
I just started playing it by accident. Okay,
good. Because I want to talk for a little bit.
I don't get to make it here very often, so I'm
fucking pumped I'm at the pod right now with
somebody else. You still like the couch, the
casting couch? I do. It's fucking awesome. I
feel like I got a lot to talk about, so I haven't
been fucking leaning back on it. But something
that has been driving me nuts that I've wanted
to talk about on this podcast so much is... me
and my cousin have dubbed it. I don't know. It's
probably a more widespread term. I doubt he came
up with it, but, um, Hitler Graham, uh, it's
pretty crazy, man. How, just how easy it is,
like to, for like a massive amount of like, I
know I went on a bit of a rant in the fucking
group chat about like how short form content
is just making people fucking brain dead. But
like, I still stand by that, but regardless.
he sent me this video cause he thought it was
kind of, it was thought provoking to him in a
way that was scary, but also at the same time
it worried him because like he was also like
realizing like he was falling for it a little
bit. It is like, and I know actually Kyle talked
about this a really long time ago. Um, but there
is so many fucking shorts on YouTube and it's
so easy to just get in that algorithm where it
feeds you a lot of them of Hitler's speeches.
Very, Often not translated perfectly with a lot
of like the really hateful iffy shit removed,
but translated into English. And the comment
section in these posts is really fucking scary.
It is an outpouring of support and very, very
few people of being like. Hey guys, these are
the fucking Nazis. Cause like the whole comment
is filled with like, just remember the good guys
lost the war and like everybody's the, the fucking
one quote I fucking popped off in a comment section.
My fucking phone's dead. Otherwise I'd pull it
up and show you how many likes I got. But I got
a fuck load of likes, way more likes than I've
ever gotten on a comment. Cause I think the comments,
how many likes did you get? I can't remember.
It was like a thousand or two or something. I
can't remember. I got my first thousand likes
on something the other day. I was so fucking
stoked about it. You're telling me you got a
thousand. Yeah. Yeah. Because ultimately this
guy posted and it had like twelve thousand likes
like in order. I didn't ratio this guy or anything
like I'm still getting killed and a lot of people
are fucking commenting back. She's a doctor.
God damn. God damn it. But the quote was... She's
a doctor, MD. What? Yeah. Yep. That's crazy.
The quote, though, was by George Patton, and
he did say this. General George Patton in World
War II. He said, we fought the wrong people.
But what he meant by that, and this Hitlergram,
the comments section, fucking loves that quote.
Oh, geez. God damn it, Dan. Sorry, I'm not trying
to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they fucking love this
quote that is by George Patton where they say
like, we fought the wrong people. What fucking
George Patton meant by that was that we kind
of, he meant that we should have been fighting
communism a lot harder in the time. Like he almost
kind of had like those Vietnam thoughts. That's
fantastic, Dan. That's great. God, I'm trying
to keep my thought process here. I really fucking
am. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm distracting
you. They love that quote, but what George Patton
meant by it was that we should have been fighting
the Soviets in World War II because he thought
that... communism was a greater threat to the
country and overall the war than the Nazis were.
But in the same breath, they did the exact same
thing where they pinned communism versus fascism,
just like they're doing now. They're like, you
guys are communists. So you're, we're fucking
fascists. So we're going to be great. And we're
nationalists. Well, here's the thing though.
What George Patton meant by that was like, we
just should have been fucking fighting both.
He fucking hated the Nazis just as the month,
just as much as the rest of America did. But
like, so essentially I went in the fucking comment
section and I left this fucking paragraph. I
didn't write like a fucking book or anything,
but it was a nice, well -constructed paragraph.
And I was like, that's not what he fucking meant.
Like, I didn't say that, but I was like, he meant
that we should be fighting the Soviets because
communism, he thought was a greater, uh, it was
a greater threat to our country and just, the
planet as a whole and also he was very well outspoken
about like being against the Nazis like you guys
are all so brainwashed by just being in this
algorithm like I cannot believe this comment
section and I just fucking I went off I really
wish my fucking phone wasn't dead so I can show
it because I it was what much much more more
well constructed than what i'm saying right now
and then like i got a little bit of support and
then it went right back to me being buried where
it's like nah the soviets were under control
the jews and it's the whole comment section is
literally people making like fucking text art
of like a sig heil with a swastika above it oh
my god it's thousands that's what i said to dan
and tyler this week in the chat Well, my cousin
says, like, I'm getting sent these reels by the
people who used to be on my college baseball
team, and all of these guys believe this shit.
Wow. And my cousin was even admitting to me.
I immediately was like, usually the shit that
I see on social media, I just kind of like. forget
about because it's like most people i feel like
are like 90 of people are like fucking npcs but
like extremism getting out of control i don't
know why but like when i see these posts i don't
think the comment section is npcs i think it's
fucking real people and that's fucking horrifying
to me but the thing that my cousin even admitted
is like once i kind of started going off about
like just how fucking scary that that was and
like how much support like some of these fucking
videos have hundreds of thousands like not really
pushing millions yet like i think it's still
more of a niche like algorithm thing but like
we were talking before did you see the thing
this week about how trump said he would he had
to take away the freedom of speech no no he said
i got to take away freedom of speech because
uh people were burning the flag and he said he's
gonna throw them in in prison for one year for
burning the flag he actually said that yeah actually
it's like dude Come on, grandpa. You can't say
that. Yeah, man. He's just losing his fucking
marbles. Come on, grandpa. Trump. The thing that
scared me though, is that now the, the reels
that my cousin is getting in his feed, he sends
me this video because he was admitting, he's
like, I'm starting to like, kind of like see
some of like the truth in this. And I was like,
ultimately I'm talking to my, my cousin. I'm
like, ultimately like. I don't even think this
is a hot take because ultimately he got a whole
country of people to follow him and kind of ease
them into like this way of thinking until the
point where you can just blatantly throw hate
speech out there and people think it's normal
is Hitler was a really, really charismatic guy.
Like people followed him and he didn't start
off saying crazy shit. He got a following by
touching on it a little bit because he was shaking
up the political system. And I am not saying
that fucking Donald Trump is Hitler. Well, I
am. It's the same thing that's happening today.
Well, you can. I mean, ultimately, he is the
weirdest president we've had in a lot of ways
in regards to that. I think he's certainly the
most fascist -like president we've had in a long
time. Um, but I still don't really even think
that we're holding much of a candle to, to Germany.
I think it's not even comparable on any level.
Not yet, Dan. All right. All right. Ultimately
though, it is something we need to keep an eye
on though, because when you have like the general
population getting brainwashed, sorry, I'll fucking
shut up about this Instagram reels thing. No,
no, no. I want to go on about that because dude,
I, that was my algorithm. And it's just like,
dude, you were on the Hitler gram and you didn't
tell us. Dude. Yeah. Not just Hitler, but like
anti Israel stuff. It's like, Israel's bad. Israel's
the devil. Benjamin Netanyahu was fucking hiding
under children's beds. It's like, dude, nonstop
just against like Israel. Right. Yeah. So yeah,
Israel's doing some fucked up stuff right now,
but there's layers of truth on both sides. There
really is. Right. Yeah, Israel went in there
in 1948 and they pushed the Palestinians out,
right? Israel used to be called Palestine, right?
Mandate Palestine was what it was called if you
looked on a map. And then the British Empire
promised it to like three different groups of
people, the Jews being one of them. They promised
it to the Jews, to the Palestinians, and someone
else, I forget who. They don't even exist anymore.
Probably the Christians. No, it wasn't Christians.
It was another religion. So they displaced all
these people from their land. All right. So there's,
that's going to cause generational anger. Right.
So, uh, you know, yeah, October 7th was really
fucked up, but the Jews kind of did the same
thing. The Israelis Jews, they were Jews at the
beginning. I was going to say a lot, a large
part of like where I start to get like a little.
pissed off and I start to see through it a little
bit is like that's what happens is it turns into
the Jews and it's like no it's not the Jews it's
a country or like if even if you're going back
to like talking about like World War II there
was a lot of people making really bad moral decisions
that cost a lot of people a lot of financial
monetary literal health stress and wars that
were in positions of power that happened to be
Jewish but ultimately the Jewish community as
a whole takes the brunt of this and like 90 %
of Jews, 99 .9 % of Jews are not the ones at
the top of these food chains, the owner of corporations
and like, like, yes, Israel is predominantly
Jewish, but like. ultimately you need to look
at 20 % Muslim, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And it's
like, ultimately you need to look at the country
as a whole and their politics. Like you don't,
you don't look at America. Other countries don't
look at the Americans and say those goddamn Christians.
And if they do, like that's a crazy fucking take
because we're not all Christian. Because like
80 % of people are Christian. And so they say,
Oh, like America. Yeah, I think 80 % of America
is Christian. Yeah, but when people critique
America, though, they're talking about America.
They're not critiquing the religion. And it's
like, that's weird, is that with certain countries
that are smaller, that gets lost, and all of
a sudden it turns into a war on the religion
in terms of the thought process, rather than
there's problems with a country, which is fucking
crazy to me. But it's the far -right conservative
government that Israel has now. All I'm saying,
though, is that... I'm not well versed enough
in Israel to even really talk about this I know
nothing about the conflict I don't even have
anything to touch on that but just it's an observation
I've made whenever people critique Israel or
even like on Hitlergram like they lump all the
Jews into one category which is fucking crazy
It's ultimately the people in power. It's not
the Jews. It's not, that's not the fucking problem
there. It's not the faith that they follow. Like
it's, it's, I don't know. It blows my fucking
mind out. Just like, it's like saying that Donald
Trump would see that it's like Donald Trump's
fascism represents everybody in America. Like
I'm not a fascist. Yeah. Well, you know, like,
so I want to get back to the Hitler Graham thing.
Right. And a little bit about the Israel thing,
but I've talked about this before, how. like
everything in the universe, this is what I learned
from anatomy and physiology. Everything in the
universe is in balance, right? So. Unless you
believe the false vacuum decay theory. No, you
have like sodium and potassium. What the what,
Ellie Beck? No, I've talked about it in depth.
Sorry, I had to derail you at least once because
this is a doctor. No, I'm sorry. You have like
sodium and potassium, right? Your sodium and
potassium pumps. You have calcium and magnesium.
You have, say, adrenaline for the parasympathetic
nervous system. Acetylcholine. And acetylcholine
for the... No. Parasympathetic is acetylcholine.
Sympathetic is adrenaline, right? You have the
sun, the moon. You have male, female. You have
fire, water. You have all these balancing things
in the universe, right? And you just see the
pattern over and over again. It even comes down
to human politics, right? You have liberals and
conservatives, and they're always going to war
with each other, but they're actually part of
the same thing that keeps each other balanced.
They need each other, yeah. It's like fucking
Batman and the Joker. Right. If you have conservatives
all the way to the right end of the spectrum,
you have fascism, right? Yeah. And all the way
on the other end of the liberal end of the spectrum,
you have communism. Which is not technically
a bad thing. Which is a terrible thing, which
has never fucking worked. So, dude, these forces
are actually balancing each other out. So if
the system starts to go too far in one direction,
People start voting in the opposite way because
it stops working. Right. So if what Donald Trump
is doing goes too far to the right, people will
jump to the left and pull back. And that's it's
actually like it's a good thing. I have to say,
I disagree with you on that last point. And ultimately
I do disagree in terms about like balance within
the universe too. I don't think it's as balanced.
We'd like to make it believe, but like it's,
it's extremely balanced. Ultimately though, dude,
it's like, okay, so why maybe, maybe in terms
of, hold on a sec. Hold on. Why is it right?
I've been studying nutrients and vitamins for
a long time, right? Why is it that every nutrient
has a counterbalancing nutrient? Like they all
do. Like every single one, there's always, it's
like you realize that just as many liberals as
there is fucking right wing extremists. No, no,
not, not exactly. But what I'm saying is that
it's, it's, it's natural. We didn't just make
this up. You know what I mean? That there's liberals
and conservatives. That's not just a made up
thing. It's literally, it's, it's two counterbalancing
forces in the universe. Yeah. Right. So it can
get out of balance. Just like the human body
can get out of balance. Everything can get out
of balance. Well, if we're talking about a universal
scale, you did compare the sun to the moon and
I have to just objectively disagree with that.
Okay. A lot of planets. I know that from our
perspective. I know. I know. If you didn't know
anything else about the universe, I still got
a little bit. You just know that there's, there's
the sun in the day and the moon at night. Right.
And it's like, dude, we live in a universe of
balance. We couldn't exist without balance. Well,
we theorize that. I promise I won't go off on
a quantum mechanics tangent, but we believe that
there's more dark matter than there is the matter
that we see. Even though we can't prove the existence
of dark matter, our whole foundation of existence
and the laws of physics as we know them and the
laws of quantum mechanics, which don't always
agree with one another, but 99 .9 % of the time
they do. for that to work there needs to be 75
or it might even be more than that maybe like
90 dark matter and 10 the shit that we actually
see around us which is crazy and i can't even
really display describe dark matter myself but
like i don't know i don't know if there's necessarily
the same element of balance and everything i
see what you're getting at and i think that you
can draw comparisons specifically between the
universe and the or like even our planet as a
whole um very closely within like the way earth
works, like the way that we all play a role and
how like the earth as a whole is like, Oh, like,
I don't know. Like I did, you could, you can
make so many, so many fucking metaphors, I think
to support either of our arguments about being
balanced. So, okay. See, I still got another
one. I'm good. So I don't think it's a, I don't
even think it's a metaphor. I think it's just,
it's like a law of the universe, right? I'm trying
to remember what you were saying. Oh no, I remember
what I was going to say, but finish your point.
I just got to remember. So the yin yang symbol,
uh, That represents exactly what I'm talking
about. That's 5 ,000 years old, right? That they
came up with that. So, you know, it's, I forget
though, you know, I could spout off the whole
list of like what each side represents, but that's
just, it's like 5 ,000 years ago, humans were
talking about this exact concept because it was
just so obvious in nature. That it's just, it's
a law of our universe. So if I wanted to use
yin and yang as a metaphor, I'll actually use
that as a segue into the point that I was going
to try to make is I think that in terms of our
political climate, and I really think it's social
media is the largest part. in playing in this
um i don't even think that necessarily has to
do with trump being as outspoken and like ultimately
he's the first dude who ever came into this place
and would deliberately know that 75 of the shit
that he was going to say in debates was like
lies and i think for the most part people who
were politically involved knew that they were
lies too but they were happy that somebody was
shaking up the system yeah so i'm getting off
on another fucking tangent here i would say that
like so you have the ying and the yang where
you have the black that has the circle of white
within it and then you have the white that is
the circle of black within it and Those are both
like the small parts that are over on the other
sides. I think that those small dots are the
part that's getting way fucking bigger now because
ultimately I think that what social media has
done to us and just the fact that so many people
who did not used to be involved in politics now
are. And the crazy thing is, is that like the
people who think that they're really involved
in politics, I think have like just as much of
an understanding as me, if not less about politics
than I do. And I don't know shit. about politics
i don't fucking know a goddamn thing but people
see some shit on instagram reels or tiktok or
some shit of some dudes spouting their beliefs
and giving information that may or may not be
true like there used to be a day in the age of
the internet where like you really didn't trust
much shit on the internet up to and including
wikipedia for the longest time like you kind
of just thought that most of the shit on the
internet was bullshit until you could actually
verify it and now The opposite has happened.
Everybody believes what they see on Instagram
at face value. When a lot of these, most of these
reels are being posted by people that don't know
a fucking thing of what they're talking about.
And it's people sharing these awful ass takes
on the left and the right, putting out, putting
out, no, no, it's both. It's both dude. Cause
it's, it's which way your algorithm is going.
Some people get both because ultimately it's,
it's what the, I mean, dude, these algorithms,
are so complex they track how long you watch
something the total percentage of it they're
tracking if you're looking at comments how long
you scroll looking at comments they're checking
if you like it they're checking if you save it
they're checking if you send it to other people
and ultimately if something gets a rise out of
you and you sit there and watched a couple times
it's going to show you more of it because it
gives you engagement even if it's fucking pissing
you off right so if you're a right -wing extremist
they're going to show you left -wing extremist
shit too because they know it's going to piss
you off and it's going to make you go to war
in the comments which is going to drag more people
in exactly exactly so like that's what i'm saying
there's certain people who only engage with the
right side of content they see like a left sider
and they fucking keep swiping until they get
some more shit yeah the algorithm keeps sneaking
it in until you buy it that's how exactly but
ultimately what that culture produces and those
comments section produce which we haven't had
really at this scale ever in politics and it's
why extremism is so bad in my opinion yeah is
that we're losing the moderates like completely
and this is coming from someone who's pretty
much dead dead shit in the middle of the fucking
spectrum of politics like we're losing the middle
and i come under attack I come under attack for
being in the fucking middle. I'm a fence sitting
asshole. Now, when, if I try to be devil's advocate
and try to cool shit down, literally like I,
I will fucking tell you the people. Cause you'll
know at least one of them afterwards, but I'm
at work and there's one guy on the right, one
guy on the left. They came back from a call and
they're, they're going to the same station as
us. They're fucking lightening into one of each
other, like actually going at it. And then my
right wing buddy. Because the conversations I've
had with him thinks that I'm a right wing guy
and the left wing guy thinks I'm going to support
him because I agree with the left wing beliefs
because both of these guys fucking talk politics
with me when I'm at work. And I'm never going
to sit there and openly disagree with these people
because I know they're going to fucking turn
into a defensive asshole. And so like these two
are going at it. I end up with both of these
guys fucking attacking me for telling these two
to shut the fuck up. The crazy thing is, the
crazy thing is, is just like. the those social
media algorithms promote extremism so bad because
if somebody attacks you for your belief even
if you're a fucking moderate like moderates are
like i don't even picture it as like you being
in the middle anymore it's like you're on the
middle you're like on the tip of a mountain and
you got people pushing you both ways like which
way are you gonna fall you can't stay in the
middle because at this point america's turning
into this world where you have to pick one side
or the other and it's just like it's fucking
it just blows my fucking mind just how So it
just I used to be like that. Like if you're a
moderate, like you fence sitting asshole, you
can't make up your mind one way or the other.
But now it's like, oh, if you're not a moderate
and you're a fucking extremist, like you have
to have parts of both ideas and both sides in
order to kind of balance it out. Well, it goes
both ways because the the left thinks that they
have a moral high ground. The right. thinks that
they're the ones who are thinking clearly. And
these two people are just, I mean, these two
sides, Casey, they both fucking do it. All right.
I'm in the middle. I'm still in the middle. I'm
saying they both, they both are not. No, no,
they're both fucking crazy. But the thing is,
is that both sides get so fucking pissed off
at you when you're, when you're in the middle
or if they're against you, that regardless. it
kind of makes you want to like get a defense
mechanism and dig your heels in the ground and
start disagreeing with them. And that's the shit
where you go, Hey, that fucking right wing motherfucker
was an asshole to me today. Like, and then on
a subliminal level, that's going to affect you
and say like, ah, I disagree with him because
he's an asshole. Not even necessarily that you
disagreed with his political opinions or maybe
you find common ground with them, but they still
shit on you for not agreeing with everything
that they think. Next thing you know, on social
media, you're going to spend a little bit. bit
of fucking time watching a video a little bit
more than you used to and then all of a sudden
this shit stops popping up popping up in your
fucking feed and it could go either way i use
the right wing guy in that example it could just
as well be a fucking left wing guy it doesn't
fucking matter but it's like there is no fucking
middle anymore those little circles on the yin
yang blew the fuck up the small little bit that
used to be the extremists that were cornered
by the the masses of the other people and also
on the other side separated from the masses of
their people oh man the yin yang is a fucking
perfect metaphor for this actually like that
part's gone the big part of the yin yang is gone
it's all fucking it's all those small dots growing
and it's just extremists now yeah that's what
i'm saying like we fucking miss george bush like
obama Even compared to when we started this podcast,
when I was bitching about like how there's more
extremists than there's ever been. And I was
kind of blaming Trump for shaking things up because
he's the one who shake it up. But ultimately,
it could have been someone on the left wing that
did the same thing as him. But doesn't even come
down. I will say, look, in order to win the presidency,
the most powerful office in the world, you have
to you have to play dirty. Bro, he went against
Hillary Clinton. You can be an honest man and
beat Hillary Clinton. A lot of people on the
fucking left didn't even like it. That's not
a hard election. The right would have won that
election. I didn't even vote for her. Dude, most
of the fucking people that were up there, when
you're down to the final four, or even the elite
eight of the fucking... Republican primary. I
think every one of them probably would have beaten
Hillary Clinton. I think the only reason that
the polls were showing that she was going to
win before that first election. What was it?
Fucking 2016 was because they were underestimating
the group of people who don't fucking participate
in polls. We're like, oh yeah, this guy's funny.
I'm going to vote for him. He's shaking it up.
It's like, I don't know, but like, yeah, that
was what swung him. But like, I really think
that if anybody else went up there, I think that
they could have fucking beat Hillary too. Like
it's just, But I think that he has to play the
fucking side game. You know what I mean? Well,
he has to now. It's a shit. Oh, it's us versus
the Democrats because the only way you're going
to get all the fucking retards at the bottom
engaged in this shit is if you make it war. Then
they're all stimulated. They're like, yeah, it's
the fucking Democrats, right? You couldn't get
everybody to get out there and vote for him if
it wasn't stimulating. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I mean, They did it just fine before.
Oh boy. But like John McCain versus like fucking
Barack Obama. That's not like an interesting
election. Ultimately, like they were both boring
people. And yes, there were less people involved
in politics. And what swayed Donald Trump is
that he was just so good. Do I have any facial
droop? No, you're fine. His whole face is dripping.
Left side, I look like Trump. His whole face
is dripping. Ultimately, I feel like it's just
like... I'm trying to keep my thought process.
There's just constant interruptions. I think
you're exactly right. The algorithms... I've
said this too. The algorithms are causing the
division in this country. One, it's all the...
The algorithm shows you exactly what you want
to see and more of what you want to see. Or the
shit that pisses you off. The shit that pisses
you off. And the other thing is, is that nobody
wants to see good news. The human brain has a
negativity bias because good news didn't keep
you alive really back in the day. Like negative
news is what kept you alive. Like, Hey, there's
a tribe of Indians coming up over the hill and
they've got bows and arrows and they're going
to fucking kill us. Like, dude, that really dumped
some fucking neurotransmitters in your brain.
Some stress chemicals, right? Like, Oh fuck.
Right. Which are also stimulating. Right. But
like somebody could say, Oh, I found a patch
of berries over the hill. Yeah. That's good.
No. But it doesn't stimulate you the way like,
Oh, the native Americans are coming with some
bows and arrows and they're going to fucking
kill us. Like one's got to really fire you up,
you know? So the human brain has a negativity
bias. So we want to see negative news. And so
I like where you're going with this. Well, well
the, the algorithm, right? People are getting
paid on the other end of this, right? So they
have to show people what's going to get the most
views. So the most views are going to be negative
information. So that's why the news is never,
it's always, Oh, today we rushed to 10, 10 pedophiles
and, uh, uh, you know, an FBI sting or it's always
like some fucking negative news. You know, it's
never like, like mass wildfires wipe out half
of California for the 30th time this year. It's
not like, Oh, 30 puppies were adopted today.
Yeah. You know, or that's like the little 10
second blip before the commercial break or something.
It's like humans, humans want negative news.
And, and they play on it and our phones, our
cell phones are playing on that. So these things
in our pocket, I was trying to think of a fix
for this. And I kind of think like one thing
would be to make, to stigmatize talking about
politics on social media, right? Have like an
actual town square, a place you can go to right
on certain nights and you can go and debate people
in person. That would be really cool. And, and
just make it disgusting to talk about politics
on social media. I think that ultimately that's
going to lead to a lot of, with how extremist
this country is, I think that's going to lead
to a lot of violence on both ends. So be it.
Ultimately, people are pussies in person, though.
Most people are pussies in person, but all it
takes is one fucking wacko that's been waiting
for that fucking little town hall his whole life
to just fucking light up a couple people. That's
definitely going to happen in some places. But
you made another good point. And I just... Oh,
like... like social media gives a platform to
a lot of people that really shouldn't have it
right like this in this country in order to vote
you used to have to own land you used to have
to have to have a vested interest in the future
of the country and a lot of people that are piping
up don't have a vested interest in this country
ultimately they couldn't give a fuck about this
country but that's also a scary way to be though
too because what if the masses aren't the ones
who own land then the people don't have the ability
to speak up. So it goes both ways. It's where
is that line? This was at the beginning. Now
it's like you have to have some vested interest
in the future of the country. Now, you don't
have to. Everybody can vote. But if we made a
rule that in order to fight with somebody about
politics, you had to go down to that town square
and do it. 98 % of people wouldn't do it. No,
it's just too easy to hop on here and start spouting
shit off and know that there's going to be no
consequences for it. No consequences. Or maybe
a couple of people say some shit that upsets
you, but ultimately it's just going to get you
going. And ultimately you're never going to sway
anybody. And that's why like, that's the only
comment I ever posted. And there was so many
people that came back at me with shit that I
knew was incorrect on that comment I had. And
I really wanted, I really want to keep going
back to it to like fucking keep, fighting back
but i am in a fucking sea of literal nazis in
that comment section so like i'm not gonna win
that fucking argument dude back to the nazi thing
right it's really easy to look at the nazis as
just like these super villain bad guys but you
have to remember that they were just like us
and they were us like everybody here who has
a little bit of german in them like they were
literally us dude and they were define that define
they're just like us Bro, if you were there in
Nazi Germany, you would have been doing the same
exact thing. There was 18 million Nazis, twice
the size of New York City. There was a lot of
fucking Nazis, dude. This wasn't just a small...
This was a large percentage of the human population.
At the time on planet earth, like this wasn't
just like a small little fringe group of terrorists.
You're groomed into that moral compass, but I
don't necessarily think that that changes the
fact that what was done was incredibly wrong.
Bro. Yeah. All right. And a lot of it is fear
because just because of how, just how fucking
authoritarian and crazy shit was there, especially
if you were a soldier who didn't even necessarily
get drafted, but even joined up, you don't think
you're going to be going to Auschwitz to smoke
fucking. like yeah like but and ultimately if
you don't kill people there they're gonna shoot
you so like you don't have a choice at that point
so like i agree with you to a certain extent
i just think that there's there's a there that
country passed a point of no return at some point
where the overarching fear of not agreeing with
what was going on even if you because a lot of
people were for lack of a better term brainwashed
into it where they fucking fell through the modern
age hitlergram of the mass propaganda on tv and
these speeches because he's super charismatic
and then eventually the hate starts trickling
in and that country was also filled with anger
based off of the way that they were dealt with
at the end of world war one two which is what
gave that platform to hitler to come up because
these people had all this aggression for their
shitty fucking living conditions when often it
was people who were born into this world where
they lost a world war and they're fucking paying
the price for it as children. Like, yeah, that's
going to fucking breed hate. That's going to
say, I want to fucking get back at those motherfuckers.
So when you see this guy, it's kind of spouting
off and all the, it's not like you have a social
media, like, I don't know. I think the golden
age of social media would have been a couple
of years ago where like most of the shit was
at least. objectively true and there was a lot
of subjective bullshit but like in that day and
age man there's shit on the television and like
you're watching that there's shit on the radio
you're listening to that and ultimately you're
talking to your fucking neighbors and shit but
like ultimately that country approached a point
of no return where the bulk of people got there
they started to realize that the nazi party had
the fucking power where even if you disagree
with that shit you can't say that anymore. And
you are groomed into it. I'm not saying that
like, I'm not, I'm not defending. I'm just saying
you can't, you can't minimize what happened with
the Holocaust and the way that Germany handled
that stuff. And what's happening now today. is
they are trying to minimize it. The last reel
my cousin sent me two days ago, it was a picture
of a swimming pool that's in Auschwitz, right?
And this is real. There is a swimming pool in
Auschwitz, and it's directly adjacent to one
of the prisoners' barracks, like one of the massive
buildings there. And my cousin sends this to
me, and the whole reel is painting is like...
The, the concentration camps weren't as bad as
you thought they were. Like they would let the
good prisoners swim here and all this stuff.
And it wasn't completely excusing the Holocaust.
And I was like, you need to be able to, I went
off on my cousin. I was like, you need to be
able to see through this shit. They probably
built that pool, which is literally just a pit
of concrete that wasn't even filled for the fucking
video. um which was taken during like wartime
except there weren't like people there i think
it was like just post -war but like they probably
built that pool to force a couple jews to look
happy swimming in this pool and it wasn't just
jews it was homosexuals and people that didn't
agree with the nazi party there's a lot of fucking
people in these concentration camps but yes the
jews get the bulk of it but like They probably
built that fucking swimming pool to take one
video of these people forced to look like they're
happy in this pool so that they can ship that
off to the German people and be like, see, it's
not as bad. It's not as bad. They're not getting
news from the fucking from the Western world.
They're getting news from their own country at
that point. They the German people. might hear
rumors about how fucking horrible these concentration
camps are from the few people who know that they
disagree with it, that can't do anything because
they work in one, but might tell their family
who tells somebody else like there was slight
rumors going around, but like that shit was super
taboo because if you disagree with what's going
on, they're going to fucking wax you. And that's
it. Like it's, it's a scary time to live in.
So it's like, have you ever seen the pictures
of starving German children? Because the Jews
were controlling the economy. In Germany? No,
I'm serious. Have you ever seen the pictures
of Germans eating horse meat? Dead horses in
the street. No, but I've seen pictures of...
I've seen pictures of both sides in World War
II doing that shit too because the war overall
for everybody fucking sucked and wasn't the fucking
answer. Have you ever seen the pictures of the
children? They're emaciated like Ethiopian children
in Germany. This is literally what was happening.
And if you saw your children dying like that,
Don't you think if somebody was literally killing
your children, you wouldn't snap and be like,
I'm going to fucking destroy them. Yeah. But
not, not at. a fucking religion it's like i would
have said that the people who fucking caused
it i'd snap yeah but like no it's not the jews
it's not that's not what the fucking problem
is it's not fucking meemaw who's owned a fucking
shoe shop for like four generations that we're
gonna tear out of the warsaw ghetto and throw
her into a fucking gas chamber she didn't fucking
do that shit it's the people in charge of everything
who have all the fucking money it's not it's
not that it's it's the people in power you i'm
not I'm not. All right. What I'm saying. I know.
I know. I'm not mad at you because I know what
you mean. There are two sides to every story.
Right. Two sides to every single story. And the
Nazis are like, oh, they're these super villains
from outer space that just came to Earth. It's
like, dude, they were literal humans that were
backed into a fucking corner and it went too
far. Like. The bulk of them. The bulk of them,
I would say. But dude, there was a lot of fucked
up people in that party, though. People who were
in positions of power. they were doing some crazy
shit. And ultimately where, where I draw the
line is the fucking Holocaust. And just, there
are so many people who think that the Holocaust
wasn't real when it's just, it's so well documented
on film. It's, there's so much true evidence
that has existed for decades about what happened.
And there is now a generation of people like
most of my cousin's baseball team does not believe
that the Holocaust happened. And it's like, Even
like within our lifetime, you were able to see
like I saw somebody who had a fucking tattoo
from a concentration camp on them, like in person,
like they're not many of those people around
anymore, ultimately, but like. There was, at
least when I was like a fucking kid. And like,
I remember that that was something we talked
about in school. And it's like, there's so much
clear evidence. There's so much film. There's
so much photographs of like the way these concentration
camps worked, where it was innocent civilians,
most of them who already were living in more
or less impoverished conditions. like within
germany that were jews that were just trying
to make an honest living like everybody else
but because of their faith they're put in there
or because they fucking want to fuck a dude in
the butt or get fucked in the ass by a dude and
they're a dude they get thrown in the fucking
thing like it just it blows my mind it's like
that's that's that's the that's the shit that's
so evil and like you can't you can't even necessarily
it's all on a case by case basis when it comes
down to like who the individual soldier was that's
like working in these concentration camps because
you don't know if it's someone who's sane that's
just trying to make sure that them and their
family don't get killed because ultimately shit
was pretty fucking rough in Germany at that point
so like they're just trying to put food on the
table just like anybody else's there's a lot
of people who bought into the propaganda but
there's also a lot of people that said I don't
want to kill this child in a fucking concentration
camp but if I don't I'm going to get killed.
Well, the other thing, dude, I'm not defending
them because I'm going to say something else
after this. They did try and ship them out, right?
They kicked them out of the country. And this
has been like a recurring thing that's happened
with Jews because they don't have a home country.
They didn't before Israel. So that's why Israel
was started, basically, because of the Holocaust.
it's just like a recurring theme throughout history.
It's like they go into countries and they charge
interest, they control the money supply and then
it impoverishes the people, right? It's basically
usury. And then they get kicked out of the country
and then they go to the next, next country and
do the same thing. Right. I'm not like, look,
I know I'm not, I'm not interrupting. I'm just
saying, I think I know where you're going with
it. This is a recurring thing. And then I, I,
I love Israel. Actually, I want to visit Israel.
I don't know if I can after all the shit I've
said. It's okay. The CIA is not listening, Dan.
No, but I do. Neither is the people who are going
to buy fucking pajamas, but that's neither here
nor there. They're my Mediterranean homies. They
really are. Like, dude, the Mediterranean is
beautiful. And if you guys ever went there, you
would understand why Israel wants that waterfront
that Gaza is on. Because, dude, the Mediterranean
is the perfect human environment on planet Earth.
It is just fucking serene. beautiful like you
walk down the fucking down the street and there's
prickly pears growing right and there's grapes
growing and figs growing it's just you walk you
can see the ocean right and you can walk to the
ocean and fish and you can get all the nutrients
you need it's the perfect human environment right
temperature um but i i say all this stuff right
i'm just saying there's two sides to every story
okay and germany i think of germany If Germany
didn't try and take over all of Europe, they
just took a little bit more so they had a space
to grow their food and they took what they needed
and said, like, fuck you to the Treaty of Versailles,
right? All that damage that came from that. And
they didn't bite off more than they could chew.
They didn't try and, you know, get rid of fucking
homosexuals, Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses. They
didn't burn them all, right? I think Germany,
I think they would have been in the right. to
do that. Right. I think, I think maybe even,
I mean, dude, Germans are extremely intelligent.
All right. They're not, they're not bad people.
Cause look at the Haitians that came and fought
in the American revolution. Um, they, they thought
actually they were here too for the, uh, for
the civil war. They thought slavery was barbaric.
All right. These are Germans. Haitians are Germans.
Okay. So like i said there's two sides to every
story i think germany was right about some things
right but they were really wrong about a lot
more things and then trying to take on the entire
fucking world i don't know what the fuck that
was about well i mean ultimately i don't think
that it ever would have been they just get the
little strip they want and then everybody calls
it a day like it's a world war at that point
that's not going to happen they're going to push
them back to where they were they started a conflict
and ultimately I'm not even necessarily saying
that that's the right thing because the reason
World War II happened was because World War I
happened. And it's like, you cannot, there's
no good way to go about punishing who loses a
war. There's no good way because ultimately if
you punish them, there's going to be a generation
that grows up paying the consequences for something
that they had nothing to do with or the people
of a country who didn't support a war or weren't
involved in it that pay the price for it. And
that breeds hate. That breeds hate. That breeds
resentment. And it breeds more war. And there's
no way to go about it. So like, yes, the Treaty
of Versailles fucked Germany. Yeah. And that's
wrong. But at the same time, you can't just call
it quits and say, oh, we're all good here. And
even if you did, there is still generational
hate from children that grow up without parents
because of a war that they had nothing to do
with. Like war in and of itself is just a breeding
machine for more war. The Israel conflict, no
matter how it ends, there will always be tension
and there will always be the threat and then
eventual. Other wars. Same shit in the fucking
Middle East. Any war, especially regarding faith.
Because it's so unfair to be persecuted and killed
over your beliefs. Because the majority of these
religions, whether it be Islam or Judaism or
Christianity or any of these fucking religions,
at the basis of them, they aren't. telling you
to go out and fucking kill people people twist
the words of whatever faith they're from to justify
their motives to kill people that have wronged
not not even the people who wronged them the
people that are from the country that wronged
their the generation prior to them and it's just
like it's fucking crazy to me like that that
that thought process doesn't kick to more people
like war is fucking retarded it just it's like
but it's always going to keep happening because
obviously i was born into a life where i didn't
lose anyone personally to the war my parents
didn't have any generational hate to pass down
to me because they didn't lose anybody in a fucking
war but like that's the shit that causes more
fucking conflict and yes there's other things
that start conflicts too i'm not just saying
it's generational hate but like there's like
literally if you have a fucking war you're putting
yourself at a ridiculously high odds to have
another one and i'm not saying you can't like
world peace is a fucking joke that shit's never
gonna fucking happen ever like if there if that
was gonna happen nuclear deterrence would work
but all we do is just fucking play threats empty
threats with nukes and if we ever fucking see
a nuclear explosion in this fucking world it's
gonna be by accident where somebody's fucking
same shit with like the that one time fucking
Russia thought that we nuked them. And the one
dude disobeyed a direct order to fire back because
he's like, ah, something doesn't seem right about
this. Like that shit could have ended the war.
I mean, ended the world. It's like that. It's
just, it's fucking, it's just a fucking joke.
War is a fucking joke, but there's literally
no way to avoid it. It's I, I hate to sound cynical
with it, but like, it's never going to stop,
but like, it's all just a fucking joke. I just
wanted to say real quick. I don't want you to
think that I'm supporting the Nazis. No, I don't.
I don't think that you do. I'm just saying there's
always two sides to the story. Yes, the Nazis
were fucking evil, dude. No, you're playing devil's
advocate. I understand that completely. But that
evil exists. There's a but in there. That was
like after Charlie Kirk got shot, right? There
was always a but. No, well, but. The Nazis were
evil, but. No, no, no. That evil exists in all
of us. Right. And under the right circumstances,
we can all fall victim to it. The Nazis were
not special as like super evil, like from outer
space, just this evil race. It's like, it did
not exist like that, dude. They were just, just
like us. A lot of us have that DNA in us and
we could all fall victim to it under the right
circumstances. That being said, okay, I'm not
sympathizing with the Nazis. All right. Just
telling there might be another side to it. Okay.
And I'm not saying that what they did to the
Jews, even though what the Jews did to them,
right? Not saying it was right. Okay. Now the
Nazis went into Greece during World War II, my
country, right? My, my, you know, ancestors country.
Yeah. And they rounded up. I was going to say
they was not great. It's not talked about enough,
but I actually just saw some shit about this
too, but. They, they rounded up all the men.
from 14 to 50 years old in the villages and they
brought them to the top of hills and they slaughtered
them. Yeah. Any men that were of military age.
Damn. Right? Those were my, you know, people
I shared DNA with. They fucking came in and just
killed them. It's like, treated them like pieces
of meat. Why'd they do that? Why'd they do, because
they don't want them to join, start a military.
I mean, there already is a military, but they
don't want them to pick up arms and fight against
them. So they just killed them. So, I mean, dude,
14 year old kids, you're going to go in and just
slaughter 14 year old kids. It's like, that's
fucking insane to me. So I'm not supporting it.
Just, you know, showing the other side of the
argument. I know, but like you see how right
there, that fucking aggression, like that's what
I'm talking about. And like, it's not wrong for
you to feel the way that you do, but that's what
war does. It's crazy. Cause like, yeah, I'd be
fucking pretty pissed off too. Like, I'm honestly
kind of glad that I don't know as much. I mean,
I'm not glad that's, that's fucking ignorant
to say, but like in a weird way, I'm kind of
happy. I'm blissfully ignorant about like the,
the history of the Scottish and the Irish. Cause
they, I know they've gotten fucked over in more
ways than, than one throughout history. And it's
like, what am I going to do? What the fuck am
I going to do? Am I going to fucking open some
old wounds from like a hundred years ago? No.
But, like, I even feel like the stance that I
have where, like, being a moderate and, like,
kind of just seeing just how, like, my, not you
guys, but, like, a lot of the people that I knew
who, like, weren't super involved in politics.
I had this one female coworker. Like, when I
met her, she was, like, left -leaning. And over
the last couple years. that has shifted to left
-wing extremism. All of a sudden, we're attending
rallies and posting. Don't get me wrong. If I'm
leaning one way or the other, I am slightly left
-leaning. Can you pause it? I want to ask him
who it is. I can honestly say you don't need
to pause it. You wouldn't know her. Stand by.
Don't stand by. You wouldn't know her. It just
blows my mind seeing that kind of descent into
like, to me, it just kind of seems like insanity
because when I met this person, I was like, I
just thought they were incredibly intelligent,
which they still are like on an academic level.
Like they excel in classes and especially like
within EMS, like they are a very, very bright
mind, but it is like, it's kind of weird to see
like that political shift. And all of a sudden,
like, there's been instances where some of like
the more right -leaning or other moderates like,
cause she doesn't pull her punches. If you're
moderate, like I'm sure if I got on the topic
with politics, she's going to tell me I'm wrong
on a lot of shit. Even though I agree with more
of the shit that she says than I would with somebody
on the right. And it's like, that blows my mind.
Like I'm not the fucking enemy here. But like,
it's just like, if you don't agree with everything
on one person and for every coworker like her,
there's somebody else on the other side. Um,
I'll tell you during a break or something, we
don't have to pause the podcast, but there is
someone, um, you do know at least one of the
people who was involved in the one like blowout
that my two coworkers had. And he, the right
wing one didn't come at me as much because I've
known him for years. But the one on the left
who I haven't known as long. What's her first
name start with? m but um it it was uh it i don't
know it was it was just kind of like a crazy
moment to me because like i felt like i walked
away from that encounter knowing that both of
these co -workers who up to this point like i
thought were just genuinely good people and i
still think that they're genuinely good people
i just think they're brainwashed a little bit
like both walking away from that confrontation,
both held a more negative opinion of me than
they used to. And like that kind of fucking sucked.
Because all I did was try to play devil's advocate
and try to open their minds to the shit that
I said right here. But they didn't want to hear
it. They were so involved with their argument
with one another that I couldn't really have
a take in the middle. I just got steamrolled
by more arguments in between those two. And like
they were trying to pretend like they weren't
angry after I was like, you guys need to fucking
cool off. Like this is kind of fucking crazy.
yeah because like the way it started was the
one guy's back in the ambulance into the bay
and he goes like oh you want to play lefts and
rights with us and i thought i was deaf for a
minute i was like oh what and then i was like
oh shit this is political isn't it and then like
sure enough it's like the left wing guy started
as the angry one. And then that very quickly
shifted. And eventually it did all get dissuaded.
And I kind of joked about it. I was like, Oh,
all right, guys, we're going back to our station.
No more talking politics for the night. Like
we wouldn't want to like, I don't know. It was
just like crazy. It was fucking, it blew my mind.
It was just like, it just rubbed me such the
wrong way. That was such a bizarre encounter
for me to have. Cause it was just like, these
are both people that I respected so much. And
it's like, I could tell that they thought both
of them thought less of me after it. And it was
just like, how do you, how do you not, how do
you not see like what's happening here? Like,
and the big argument that I had the whole time
was division. The thing that I brought up and
I didn't even touch cause I knew I was going
to get support from one guy and I would got to
have attacked by the other. And I made sure that
everything I said deliberately was not something.
I never made a statement that directly benefited
one of them more than the other. But like, I
just said like, why don't you guys pull up a
fucking debate from like any election prior to
2016 and tell me how it compares to any debate
since then. And you can even go primaries for
all I care, even on the left side. Cause like
even the left wing fucking primaries were pretty
crazy then too. And I was like, just, just, just
watch that. And see the respect that was shared
between the two candidates. They start with a
handshake. They usually compliment one another
in their opening remarks. And they will even
concede points to one another. That was the world
we used to be. And there's no going back. And
that sucks. That sounds cynical. But there's
no going back. At least not before there is a
lot of fucking loss. hate that gets taken out.
Like, it's just like, there's, there's going
to be like, we're just, I don't know. I just
feel like we've never been more, we've never
been in a shittier place as like America politically.
It's just, it's so divided. It's, it's like,
I'm not even going to go into the fence sitting
thing, but it's just like, we're all at fucking
war with one another. Like there's people at
my job who like, don't even fucking talk to one
another because of their political beliefs. I
had a longstanding group chat with on snapchat
with like a bunch of my high school friends like
seven or eight of them and there was a big blowout
and it left with like really really personal
remarks like left on both ends and like we lost
like four people and they still refuse to come
back and that was like a fucking month ago and
like i can't even like hang out with like a group
of them anymore and now it's weird Because if
I want to hang out with a group, I got to hang
out with the right -sided friends or I got to
hang out with the left -sided friends. And they
all talk politics when they never fucking used
to. And it's like, it's just fucked. It's so
fucked. And I just don't fucking get how people
can't wake up and just fucking see that that's
not the way it's supposed to be. It just, God,
it gets me fucking so riled up. I'm woken up,
I think. I think I mean, I think I'm woken up,
but in a weird way, like I even get like I feel
pretentious for having this belief of like just
kind of being a fence sitter and just seeing
the faults in both sides, because most people
are so skewed that they can't see the fucking
faults in their own side anymore. Well, it's
just like. So I'm actually despite what Casey
thinks, I'm actually a libertarian. Right. And
I'm in the middle. I really do. I really am.
And that's why I'll send stuff to Casey when
Trump's being ridiculous. I'd be like, look at
this fucking retarded thing. He said, I voted
for Trump. I voted for Trump because I think
he, I, some of the things he said resonated more
with me than not some of the things. Most of
the things he said resonated more with me. Right.
But dude, I don't side with Republicans. Right.
Like. I think that we need more gun control.
That's a really unpopular opinion on the right.
I think we need a lot more gun control. I think
it should be really hard to get a fucking gun,
dude. That's not a Republican idea. I think that
women should be able to do whatever they want
with their unborn children. I don't give a fuck.
I think it's your child. I think you should be
able to abort it at nine months and ten minutes.
I don't give a fuck. Like Chinese here. Yeah.
Like I don't care. It's your child. It's nobody's
decision, but yours. So, um, dude, and I identify
with a lot of things on the left. Like, dude,
I drive a Prius and shop at Whole Foods. Okay.
I love, I love, I love that. That's always, I
don't even disagree with it, but I love that.
That's always like what justifies and where you
shop for groceries. I shop at the fucking food
co -op. I know. And you're not wrong by saying
that there is not many people on the right wing
side that drive that car or buy groceries. It's
hysterical that those are the two points that
you always pull. I had an NPR bumper sticker
on my fucking TDI, on my diesel Jetta. It doesn't
really get any more left. I used to listen to
them to fall asleep because every person they
had on the radio had such a soothing voice. I
know. It was just great. I didn't even fucking
listen to a word they said. This morning on the
round table. That's like, oh my God, fuck yes.
Like, wow, I'm out like a fucking light. Very
home companion. It feels like a fucking cool
pillow and a fan blowing on you. It's like it
just pulls you into sleep. Like, dude, I'm in
the middle too, right? I like, you know, I, I'm
just not, I'm registered as a Republican and
just because I had to, to vote for Donald Trump
and I'm embarrassed. Yeah. I thought you had
to be registered. No, no. I mean, to vote in
a primary. Sure. But no, to vote in the general
election, you don't have to be registered to
a party. To anything? You have to be registered
to vote. Yeah, you need to be registered to vote.
Yeah, but you don't have to register to a party.
You can be independent. I'm a registered Democrat
because I never cared to change it. But I 100
%... I identify as an independent. Personally,
the reason I'm still registered as a Democrat
is because that's the primary that matters within
our state. Even if I was hardcore Republican,
I would still stay registered as a Democrat within
New York because that gives you the right to
vote in that primary. I thought you had to be
registered to... No, no, they hand you the same
ballot. Somebody lied to me. You don't have to
be registered as anything. When you register
to be a voter, they ask if you'd like to register
with the party, but you don't have to. I'm sorry,
I think Dan was saying he was embarrassed to
vote for Donald Trump. I didn't want to cut him
off. I didn't say that. Look, I think people
are really sick of just the establishment. What?
You take that fourth one here? oh yeah there's
more no no no don't don't don't get up we i'll
get it you're good i just want to hear what dan
has to say though i'm sorry for interrupting
people are really sick people were really sick
of nothing getting done and they just wanted
something to happen because they realized that
no matter who was in office republican or democrat
it was just the same shit oh you got something
now Yeah, well, for the better or for the worse,
right? I think Donald Trump caused the division
in this country in 2016, and since then, nothing's
been able to fix it. That's the thing, though.
I don't think he caused it, though. I think,
okay, I think on a personal level, Donald Trump
opened the can of worms. And I don't say that
because I cannot stress this enough. It has nothing
to do with the right or the left. It was just
the way... Donald Trump was a registered Republican,
but Donald Trump is the one who shook it up.
He just as well could have been on the left wing
and just said shit that was more out of pocket
than people and handled his debates like a fucking
roast, like he always did. And it would have
swung him over whoever the fuck the right put
up that year. Like if Donald Trump ran as a Democrat
and had democratic beliefs. He even not even
honestly, I think it probably would have been
better off because I don't think he would have
been as extremist on the left end as things.
But like I feel like he even kind of feeds into
his own algorithm at this point. But like, yeah,
it's like he's going to beat Jeb Bush. Like that's
not like fucking Donald Trump as a Democrat is
going to beat Jeb Bush. That's never going to
fucking. Marco Rubio, are you fucking kidding
me? Donald Trump would wipe the floor with him
as a Democrat. He's going to win regardless because
the dude's charismatic, he's funny, and he shook
shit up. He ran as a Republican and I hate that
everybody pins it on the fucking Republicans
because Donald Trump opened that can of worms.
But dude, that shit was Pandora's box. The way
he debated, the way he talks publicly, the shit
that comes out of his mouth saying that like,
oh, we're going to send you to prison for a year
for fucking burning an American flag. Like that
can of worms can never be contained. The only
person that people even like compare him to relatively,
I think was like a fucking. What's his name?
Reagan. Cause he was super polarizing back in
the day. And then I think Andrew Jackson was
also super fucking polarizing back in the day.
But even on those terms, if you look at the political
climate that both of those people existed within,
they didn't say shit nearly as out of pocket
as Trump did. And now the left is still kinda
like not doing that as much, but at the same
time, like the gross hole of the democratic party
is kind of shifting more towards extremism. And
the right wing is doing the same shit. And it's
not like there was a moderate, like, I feel like
just compared to like prior to 2016, prior to
2016 campaigning with Donald Trump and the debates
and everything, both sides, it was like a moderate
compared to what we have now. It was a moderate
right and a moderate left. That moderacy is fucking
gone. It's just, it's so fucking gone. And it's
like you root for one side, you root for the
shiniest of the two turds, but you're going to
end up with the extremism of whoever you end
up with. And that's crazy to me. And I used to
say, I know I've said hundreds of times on this
podcast, and it still is true to a certain extent,
but like the more local your election is, like
your town board members, your highway superintendent.
like the head of the different like municipalities
within your uh like the municipality uh organizations
within your town those are the ones that most
directly impact you on a day -to -day life And
for the longest time, it honestly didn't really
matter who was in office for the most part. Like,
yeah, sure. There's there's some stuff that related
to health care and like foreign policy and all
this stuff. But overall, that doesn't affect
your day to day life. We're running into territory
where the president 100 percent left or right
does affect your day to day life. And it didn't
used to be that way outside of economy shifts
and the price of gas and stuff like that. But
like now. It fucking 100 percent does. And the
scariest thing is, is that that's the that is
the election that you have the smallest voice
for. I want to touch on something you're saying.
You know, part of the problem, too, is that we're
seeing things on our phones like we see what's
going on with ice in California that has nothing
to do with our local environment. Right. And
that's like everything we're seeing. It's like
we're seeing the problems across the globe. We're
seeing the problems in Gaza. you know, on the
Texas border, Canadian border. Like we're seeing
all the problems that have nothing to fucking
do with us. Well, the Canadian border kind of
does have to do with us, but it's like most people
that are the most outspoken online would not
go and volunteer at a fucking soup kitchen in
their, in their own community. They wouldn't
do, they wouldn't lift a fucking finger for their
own community. No. And if they did, then they'd
act entitled and better than everybody else because
they did. Right. It's. I'm sorry, I'm on a fucking
cynical war path tonight. I gotta fucking shut
the fuck up. I'm pissing myself off. No, no,
not at all. This is what we're here to talk about.
Dude, this is bringing... You think, I don't
know, 70 years ago, you wouldn't really know
what the fuck was going on. If you lived in,
say, Kansas, you wouldn't know what was going
on in the cities. You wouldn't care. You had
your own local environment to take care of, your
own community. Now, it's just like you pull your
cell phone up and... you see what the fuck is
going on in, I don't know, Portland, Oregon,
right? That has nothing to do with you, but you
get all pissed off about it. You're wasting all
this energy in something that's not your problem.
I just got to take this opportunity to segue
back to where we started with this, just to bring
it full circle. I got to relate this to the Native
Americans in a certain way, because like, dude,
they were doing their own thing. And like, we
kind of came in and steamrolled that shit. And
like, dude, they had it right to a certain extent
there where it was like your local community.
And you didn't, for the most part, really have
to worry about the other people unless somebody
fucked up your relations with one another. And
it was just like, you need to cohabitate on a
more local level. To a certain extent, like the
fact that we're in a world and again, it's the
same thing with like a Pandora's box. But now
that we have the age of technology where countries
can communicate with one another, people from
other countries and all this social media that
feeds into the way that people think. It's like
when that shit didn't exist, there was overall,
I think, less hate in the world. And it's like
you can't we can never, ever go back. It's just
this is the world we live in. And I don't even
have a solution to produce at this point. Like,
and it's like the scary thing was like, for example,
and again, has nothing to do with the fact that
he's on the right wing at all. But like Donald
Trump here, he ran. And then ultimately all the
other people that were like campaigning last
year, none of them were nearly as outspoken as
Trump again. And I don't think that's going to
be the case in the next presidential election.
There's going to be a lot of Trump clones on
both the left and the right. People who say a
lot of shit that's not true. People who are charismatic.
People who treat it like a roast and make funny
personal attacks and turn a political debate
into a comedy routine. And ultimately our politics
is kind of going to turn into a reality show
and ultimately a. and ultimately, yes, it always
has been a popularity contest, but people's political
platforms and their ability to, um, deal with
government was at the, at the forefront of all
that. But like, there's no denying that like
Nixon was fucking molly whopping JFK before they
had a televised fucking broadcast. And then everybody
said, Holy shit, JFK is fucking hot. And then
he's fucking winning all of a sudden. Like you
can date this shit back to as far as that, but
it's like, That was where the Nixons went out.
It was when JFK looked better and presented himself
better and was more charismatic visually, even
though Nixon was fucking destroying him in polls
when it was radio and audio only and just the
pictures you saw in the newspaper. Nobody gave
a fuck what JFK looked like, but now it's not
even about that. It's about who's funnier, who
gives the bigger dopamine hit, who has the better
highlight reel to send a fucking TikTok. to somebody
with, it's like, that's, that's what we've devolved
to. And there's no going back. It's that's, that's
the world we live in now. And that, that scares
the shit out of me. It's, it's fucking weird.
Rip. RIP America. 1776. God, I got to say, I
think I've been more well -spoken on this episode
than just about any other fucking episode I've
been on. Usually I shut down when we talk politics,
but that fucking Hitler Graham shit had me riled
up. And it's like, it's got me engaged in politics.
And up to this point, I'm happy. I haven't gotten
pushed off that mountain one way or the other.
Those were some good takes. I agree with like
a lot of them. Yeah. Oh, I agree. We're fucked.
We're all going to die. I hope it's a nuke. I
hope it's a nuke that'd take us quickly. All
right, gentlemen, let's cut to Jeopardy. Jeopardy?
It's 3 a .m. It's 3? I got to meet somebody.
Yeah, it's 2 .56. Holy fuck. I got to meet somebody
to show this car at 11 a .m. Fuck. I don't even
think we got time for it. Yeah, I didn't know
it was 3. I mean, I should have known it was
3. Unless you want to do a fucking lightning.
there's no lightning jeopardy rip right through
it dude dan dan i think i think the better way
to do it would just be to fucking hold off to
be honest there's no lightning round of jeopardy
it's gonna take a long time no we don't even
think about it just like if we don't know next
question if you want to do jeopardy i'll do jeopardy
but i don't think that we're gonna a lightning
round's gonna work we're gonna stall another
lightning round I don't know. Whatever you guys
want to do. We'll do it live. We'll do it. We'll
make it. How do we make it quick? How do we make
it so fast? I'll just fucking speed it up. Right.
Yeah. All right. So if you don't know, right.
Next question. You either know it or you don't.
Yeah. No discussion. Move on. It's fucking cooked
again. Oh, my God. We're off to a bad start here.
We don't need the buzzers. Fuck it. It's so speed
route. Yeah, we don't even fucking need the buzzers.
No buzzers. Blurt it out. Just blurt it out.
All right. All right. 18 -pound winner, Daniel,
the vitamin man. Oh, yeah, baby. He didn't even
get Dirty Dan before the vitamin man was on time
so hard. Fucking nine, I think, time winner.
How you doing? I think so. I don't think I'm
in double digits yet. The Nueve? The Nueve, yes.
Even though my last win was against AI. We don't
even need to know the categories. Just start
running through questions, Casey. Come on. Tell
us the name of the category. We got Artificial
Insanity. Drop the Base. Groups of Animals. It's
been 84 years. Where them smelling salts at?
Here they are. British Spelling Bee. There's
an app for that. And the country I'm in. We'll
go with Ally Mac. He had such a fucking great
soliloquy this episode that you get the first
pick. Soliloquy. Great word. What was the first
one? Artificial Insanity. 1 ,000. 1 ,000. Elon
Musk co -founded this company. What is PayPal?
I said, what is Tesla? What is PayPal? Oh, no.
We're both wrong. Wait, wait, wait. He co -founded
this company. What is SpaceX? Finish it. Co -founded
this company before bailing out and calling AI
summoning the demon. What is OpenAI? OpenAI,
yes. Next, next, next, next. Move it. Keep going.
That did not go the way I wanted it to. Same
category, Dan? Same category. 200. Predating
the modern LLM, this supercomputer famously responded,
what is Toronto on this very show? What is Watson?
Yes. Oh, shit. I wasn't there for that. All right,
next, next, next. Keep going, keep going. I feel
like I was at a disadvantage for that one. Fuck!
Same category. Casey, where's your vape? 400.
Microsoft is so helpful. Or no, Microsoft is
so hopeful you use this aviation -inspired assistant.
They added a dedicated keyboard key for it. Go.
We don't know. Yeah, just go. I think I know
it, but we don't have time. I like the speed
round. Keep going. I'm your co -pilot. Yeah,
I shouldn't do that. Keep going. Yeah, I wasn't
going to get that. 600. From the tech lingo to
understand, this assistant once famously referred
to itself as Mecha Hitler. I don't know. Wait,
wait, wait. Say it one more time. No more waiting.
From the tech lingo to understand, this assistant
once famously referred to itself as Mecha Hitler.
Alright, you gotta time it out. We're in a speed
round here. Oh, I knew it! I knew it! I just
didn't know that grok meant that. Yeah. Okay.
All right, 800. A derogatory term for artificial...
What is clanker? Yes. Allie Mack, you got drop
the bass, groups of animals. Drop the bass, 200.
200. Skrillex helped popularize the American
version of this wub heavy genre. What is dubstep?
Fuck me. Yes. That was good. Next. Goddamn. 400.
In hip -hop production, this three -digit number
rehearsed with... What is 808? Drum Machine.
Jesus Christ. Ali Mack, like, took some, like,
what is that fucking drug? Adderall? No, no,
that movie. Remember that movie with, uh... What's
his name? Bradley Cooper. Bro, 808's and Heartbreak,
Kanye West, Great Album, Love Lockdown, Heart...
Oh, man. Heartless? Ali Mack. 600. Drop the bass.
This French electronic duo famous for... What
is Daft Punk? Oh, my gosh. Yes. Keep it going.
800. I'm going to fall off. Don't worry. 800.
This Dutch DJ known for tracks like Animals made
an entire career out of festival -sized... What
is Martin Garrix? Yes. Holy shit. That one was
a deep hole. I'm proud of that one. All right,
keep going. I was going to say, who is the VG?
Fuck, I should have waited. He's Swedish. 1 ,000.
This track by Flux Pavilion has such a brutal
drop that fans joke you don't listen to it, it
listens to you. I think I know it, but I'm not
going to buzz in. Dan, do you have an answer
just so I can put it in before? Keep going. I'm
not going to get points for it, but is it promise,
I promise, or like promise you? No, that would
be base cannon. Oh, thank fucking God. I didn't
buzz in. Allie Mac, you got groups of animals,
84 years. Groups of animals, 200. All right,
200. Groups of animals, 200. Murder. What is
crime? Oh, fuck. I was thinking you were going
to say the name of what it is, not that. Fuck.
Okay. Dan's pick. Same category. 400. Yeah 400
Alex got 1 ,000 day you can wager 1 ,000. I'll
do a thousand. Oh shit 1 ,000 a pride a prize
lines Really? I wouldn't have known that one
Pride rock dance pick 600 Parliament Owls. That's
pretty badass, honestly, though. I didn't know
that, but that's pretty badass. Dan. Same category.
800. An army. Was ants. Yes. Oh, nice. Dude.
That should have been the 200. That should have
been the 200. Keep it going. 1 ,000. Prickle.
Prickle. I wanted to say, what is pears? That
was not an answer. Watch it be like fucking porcupine.
No, what are those birds in the Antarctic? I
don't fucking know. Penguins. A prickle of penguins.
If you're not answering, time it off. That'd
be porcupine. It was porcupine! Are you fucking
kidding me? Well, the prickly porcupine. Fuck
me. Dan, you got 84 years. British Spelling Bee.
You got a parliament of owls. Okay, sure. What's
the next one? British Spelling Bee. There's an
app for that and the country I'm in. Let's do
British Spelling Bee. British Spelling Bee for
200. Theater. Cinema? No, you gotta spell the
word in British. Oh. What? In British, it's the
same as English. What is T -H -E... What is T
-H -E... T -H -E -A -T -R. E. What was the answer?
I said T -H -E -A -T -R. And I added what he
said, but I added an E to the end. Oh, incorrect.
Oh, fuck. For both of us? Well, I don't... It's
the same thing with it. We shouldn't get points
off of this. Yeah, just fucking go to the next
one. You time it out? It's fucking spelling bee.
It's T -H -E -A -T -R -E. I thought that's how
it's spelled in fucking English. No, it's E -R
in English. I mean, it was what I said, but I
don't think I could have spelled it. Oh, fuck
this category. Let's go to what country am I
in? Country I'm in, 200, Stonehenge. Oh, what
is Scotland? Yes. Wow, you'd think I'd get that
one. Yeah, you're Scottish. Didn't know. Damn.
Didn't know that. Dan's pick. Same category.
400, Christ the Redeemer. Oh, what is Rio de
Janeiro? Oh, nice. Wait, what is Brazil? Yes.
Nice, nice, nice. I got this in. You gotta give
me another chance to answer after that. How do
you max pick? I guess keep it going. No, fuck
it. I want to get this category out of the way.
Do the fucking spelling bee one again. 400, British
spelling bee. Humor. It's spelled differently
in British. What is H -U -O -M -O -R? Oh, no.
Fuck. Yeah, that was stupid. I can't do spelling
bee shit. I've had three beers. Fucking idiot.
I'm not gonna guess. Anyone? Nope, not worth
it. H -U -M -O -U -R. Fuck, I knew there was
a fucking U. I just put it in there. Ellie Magsburg.
Um. I keep it going. For 600. You got 1 ,800.
Dan's got 1 ,600. Oh. Okay. 300. 300. The word
is analyze. It's different in British English.
How would it be different? Maybe it's spelled
like anal, like anal -wise. That's how it's spelled
in English, though. No, I thought it was A -N
-Y -L, anal -wise. Maybe it's like anal. That's
the best guess I got. What is A -N -A -L -Y -Z
-E? Oh, no. That would be the American spelling.
The British is A -M -A -L -Y -S -E. Fuck! Yeah,
of course it is. No, no, no. I was going to answer
that anyways, I swear to God. I thought I was
on to something with the pen on my hand here,
but I don't really think it's going to benefit
me. Keep it fucking going. Fuck this category.
Maneuver. How much is the question for? 800.
No, I'm not confident. M -A -N -O -E -U -V -R
-E. Oh, thank fucking God. Thank fucking God.
Maneuver, yep. Keep it going. 1000, aluminum.
A -L -U -M. Wait, hold on. A -L. U -M -I -M.
What is A? I -U -M -I -N -E -M. Dan, correct.
Fuck, I was going to say what is, but I had the
same answer. Dan got the correct. He was already
spelling it out. Dan, you got 84 years. There's
an app for that and the country I'm in. The country
I'm in. 600. Machu Picchu. What is Peru? Yep.
Oh, that's shout out to Jeff, man. Nazca Lines.
I know Peru. I know Peru, you beat me by a fucking
cunt hair on that one. Damn, fuck. Uh, same category.
800. The Gobi Desert. Oh, what is Nairobi? Nairobi.
No. Nope, I don't got it. China or Mongolia.
Oh, shit. What is, um, the score? Dan's got 2
,400. Elmer's got 1 ,500. God, I gotta come back.
That's fucking 300. That fucking killed me. Fucking
sucked my mid -fuck. Dan's pick. I had the correct
spelling of aluminum written on my fucking hand
right now. Dan was spelling it out. I couldn't
interrupt him. Aluminium. Yes, I know. I have
it. Aluminium. See, right there. Right there.
I was written out, but you were already talking,
so I didn't want to interrupt you. Because I
can't start talking over you. We can't hear both
of us. Dude, this is close. This is close. Pity
points for Alizak. Fucking 1 ,000 points. Pity
points for Alizak. I just lost 1 ,000 points
because I can't interrupt. That category is bullshit
for this game. You could interrupt chat. No,
no. I could have started spelling it before Dan
did, but I didn't do it. He deserves the points.
I'm not disputing that. Keep going. All right.
Dan, you got 1 ,000. Country, I'm in. Transylvania.
Oh, shit. Oh shit. What is Austria? Austria.
What is Austria? Austria. No. Oh fuck. I thought
Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's Austrian. I thought
it was Transylvanian. I think I know it, but
I'm not buzzing in. It'll be Romania. I was going
to say the US. Thank fucking God. Dan, you got
84 years and there's an app for that. There's
an app for that. 200. Bitmoji allows you to use
personalized stickers in Snapchat. Yeah. Oh fuck.
Keep it going. 400. Jamie Foxx hosts a game show
where contestants try to name songs faster than
this app. What is it? Oh, shit. I'll be honest.
I don't know. Wait, wait. Hold on a sec. Hold
on a sec. Faster than... Hold on a sec. I'm trying
to think because I have this app on my phone.
All right. Me too. I'm just going to throw a
guess out. What is Shazam? Yes. Fuck. Wow. Fuck.
He's coming back. That was a guess. He's got
me. You're winning now. Keep it going. 600. Some
states require you to be at least 19 to work
for this alternative food delivery service. What
is Grubhub? I'm sorry. What is Uber Eats? I misread
it. Some states require you to be at least 19
to work for this alliterative food delivery service.
Alliterative? Alliterative. What does that mean?
They can't read? Alliterative? Alliterative?
Alliterative. Does that start with an A? What
is that fucking word? Alliterative. Yeah, I'm
good. Alliterative. Oh, hold on. Okay, go ahead.
It's gonna be on door dash out to debt to D's
in a row That's why I asked to start with an
a fucking shit from this fucking hose Fucking
pity points for Ally Mac dicks out for Ally Dixie
You're still winning the name of this gaming
and messaging app is synonymous with disharmony
There's discord It's fucking me. Fucking me.
I'm just too fucking online, Dan. Trying to not
be. Keep going. 1 ,000. From video calls to work
chats, this Microsoft -owned app. Yes. I was
about to buzz in with Skype. Thank fucking God.
Danny got... It's been 84 years. Where's that
put the scores? Just so we know before this final
category. Dan's got 2 ,400. LMS got 2 ,900. Oh,
shit. Fuck me. This is a fucking shootout, dude.
I don't know what the fuck 84 years means either.
It's been 84 years for 200. The most notable
event of the year for the United States named
after a place. What? The most notable event of
the year for the United States, named after a
place. Category is, it's been 84 years. What
the fuck, bro? Say that, just ask the question
one more time. The most notable event of the
year for the United States, is named after a
place. This fucking question is like hardly English.
I don't even know what that's asking. It's asking
what the most notable event was of the year for
the U .S. Yeah, what fucking year? The category
has been... Yeah, I don't fucking know. It's
been 84 years. I don't fucking know. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Say it again. Say it again. No. One
last time. The most notable event of the year
for the U .S. named after a place. Category is
it's been 84 years. Yeah, but does that mean
it's fucking 1984? What was 84 years ago? Wouldn't
it be World War II? Hiroshima, Nagasaki, something
in there. I don't know. I'm not gonna say it.
Yeah, just fucking time it out. Take your pick.
This is the fucking stupidest category. I thought
the fucking spelling bee was stupid. Fucking
Christ. Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. What is Pearl
Harbor? Oh, damn. Pearl Harbor. No, no, no. I'm
just kidding. I don't give a fuck. What was 84
years ago? It was World War II. 1942? 1941. Alright,
Dan. 400. In 1941, Britain's Prime Minister Wynton
Churchill famously warned about the power of
this unrelenting force flown by the Nazis. Say
it one more time. In 1941, Britain's Prime Minister
Winston Churchill famously warned about the power
of this unrelenting force formed by the Nazis.
What is the Blitzkrieg? Oh, no. I mean, that's
correct. Unrelenting force. That's fucking correct.
He warned about the Blitzkrieg that fucking bombed
London. You're going to tell me I'm wrong? You're
going to tell me I'm fucking wrong? Eh, you're
kind of right. Are you fucking kidding? I mean,
I don't expect points back. I mean, I'm not expecting
points, but don't take away. It's actually the
name for the name of, like, the German Air Force.
Luftwaffe. Luftwaffe. That's correct. No, you
didn't give him the points. No, he's getting
any points. No, but don't take mine away. Don't
take mine away. I didn't take any points off.
Okay, good. That's all I asked for. You can't
tell. No, it's asking for this, Allie, man. 600.
600. In September 1941, this city named after
a Soviet revolutionary saw one of the deadliest
sieges of World War II. Was it Stalingrad? Come
on. No. What? Oh, shit. What is Leningrad? Yes.
Oh, give it to us. Isn't that the same thing?
Points back, yep. No, they're not the same thing.
Nope, they're different cities. I'm glad I got
my points back, though. Holly Mack, you got two
for a year. Fuck, I fucking knew that one. God
damn it. What the fuck am I talking about? Stalingrad.
Fucking retard. Okay. You got 800 or 1 ,000.
No, don't start adding choice. We've been going
down the road. Give me 800. Or 800. Oh, my God.
What are the prices? You got 2 ,900. Dan's got
2 ,600. Oh, shit. I'm behind? Yeah. I mean, I
bet 300, and that set me back a long time. And
I'm really not comfortable with this category.
That's the first one I got. I'm going to bet
$100. For $100. In 1941, this future U .S. president
enlisted in the Navy as a lieutenant and later
commanded a torpedo boat in World War II. Who
is? I'm joking, I'm joking. God, they're all
like veterans for the most part. Say it again.
In 1941, this future U .S. president... Enlisted
in the Navy as a lieutenant and later commanded
a torpedo boat in World War II. I know. Woodrow?
No, that was not my answer. I'm torn between
Woodrow and fucking JFK. I'm probably wrong with
both. Commanded a torpedo boat in World War II?
Would World War II make sense for JFK? Because
I don't think so he would know he would have
been yeah, he was in the military Woodrow fuck
it. I think he had a wrong shit job. I think
it's If it's JFK, I think answer what is Woodrow
Wilson, right? I think it's the idea Oh Oh my
god, and I was really confident with that, too.
Dude, I thought JFK had a bullshit job in the
military when he, like, fell off a boat. Fuck
me, man. Fuck me, bro. Dude, I didn't mean to
fuck you. I'm so sorry. No, because Dwight D.
Eisenhower was an old -ass general during World
War II, too. Fuck me. He was already getting
up there in age. He was a general in World War
II. He commanded D -Day. Why are you I should
have known that I should have fucked the timeline
does match up finally Perfect fucking battle
ready a God damn it finally All right, I'm sorry,
let me compose myself finally for a thousand
Orson Welles both directed and starred in this
1941 film that later topped greatest movie ever
made list. Say it again. Orson Welles directed
and starred in this 1941 film that later topped
greatest movie ever made list. I'm going to say
it's gone with the wind. The wind. Incorrect.
Oh, fuck. I think I know it, but I'm not buzzing
in. I shouldn't have said that because I had
no idea. Nope, that would be Citizen Kane. Never
heard of it. I've heard of it, but I didn't know.
I wouldn't know. What's the scores now? Dan's
got 1 ,600. Playmax got 2 ,800. Oh, fuck. I fucked
myself. I should have said that gone with a one
-to -one. Damn. Oh, my God. I have 2%. I thought
my phone was dead. Wait, Casey, give me the scores
one more time. Dan's got 1 ,600. Alex got 2 ,800.
All right, Mac, you're going to have a pick of
the final Jeopardy question. Do you want number
one, two, three, or four? One minute. I guess
I need my bat. All right. I was doing math, and
I really hope I'm correct with what I was trying
to accomplish with it. All right, we're going
to randomize this final Jeopardy question. You
want number one, two, three, or four, Allie Mac?
Well, this is fucking stupid. This doesn't really
work with a speed round. Why? Fuck it, three.
All right. Well, it's just randomizing it. No,
let's do one. One? Okay. Let's do one, because
I can only hear out of one here. Final Jeopardy.
Name two of the four states that refer to themselves
as commonwealths rather than states. Two of the
four states that refer to themselves as commonwealths
rather than states. Give me one more minute.
I just want to think I just so you can see my
phone's there. I'm not looking anything up Take
a walk around I'm gonna do a lap. I don't think
I'm gonna get a better guess. I'm throwing it
in there Wait you said what two states right?
Yeah Alright, Casey, break the fucking news here,
come on. Alright. Uh, HiMax says, uh, what are
Massachusetts and, uh, New Hampshire? Incorrect.
Fuck! He bet $1 ,300, down to $1 ,500. Uh -oh.
And says, what is Pennsylvania and Massachusetts?
That's correct! Oh! Oh! Dan, 3200, Dan. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Let's
fucking go. I did my math wrong. Can you just
humor me on what question? What? What question
what? What the fucking Final Jeopardy 3 would
have been? Well, what if I use that for next
time? The other file definitely... Let's see,
Alinak. Dan, would you know this one? First held
in 1985, this sporting event is sometimes referred
to as Showcase of the Immortals. That's correct.
I'm so sorry. You stuck it with it for the whole
time. Were you going back and forth between the
other one? I was going to say, what is Massachusetts
and Rhode Island? Would that have been correct?
Not Rhode Island, no. Maine? Virginia, Massachusetts,
Pennsylvania. I was thinking New England. Dude,
if you asked for three of the four, I wouldn't
have been able to get it. I wasn't even thinking,
like, Commonwealth. I was thinking New England
in my head. That's why I asked if there was states
because, like, what is New England? Kentucky,
actually. Kentucky's a Commonwealth? Yep. Tyler's
got the right tickle of autism that I think he
would have gotten the WrestleMania one, though.
Probably, yep. That was just a guess because,
like, I know there's, like, a bunch of X's and
L's and I's in there and, like... It's not the
Super Bowl, so it's got to be fucking WrestleMania.
The time frame adds up. That's popular, but fuck
me. My autism couldn't power me through all the
way. Dude, you're getting down on yourself. That
was like all chance. I had some pretty deep pulls
on that. I'm not going to lie. I'm proud of my
performance in that game. Dude, you were fucking
pulling ahead so far at the beginning. Yeah,
you were hard. You were hammering me. This is
the Ally Mac episode. I should have chose three.
Fuck, I should have chose three. All right, if
you like this episode, Don't buy the pajamas.
Don't forget to fucking enter promo code onto
the podcast. Don't do it. Don't do that. What
is it, 4 o 'clock in the morning now? Yeah, it's
3 .30. Don't forget Jeffrey Epstein did kill
himself. And as always, be kind to yourselves
and each other. We out. Fuck off in a literal
way to fuck me. For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we
are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck
did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're
killing, they're killing all the already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist
as... Somewhere in China, alright, in some base...
What the fuck? There are super soldiers that
are at least 9 or 10 feet tall, okay? Okay, so
did they come from our planet? Then they are
extraterrestrials, they are aliens. I do not
negotiate with terrorists. I do not resist. feel
them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it
happen i think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds they know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they
are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're
going Cut it open, you're going to see blood
guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology. It's absolutely violent. Which, by
the way, big brother, is the Overlord. It's an
actual Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not fucking
lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look it up. Look
it up. He said that he was doing this shit. George
Soros actually worked...