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Do you think sponsorship is actually going to
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many products have you actually bought that they
advertised? I don't really listen to a lot of
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I've actually listened to his show. I don't listen
to Ben Shapiro. I listen to Michael Knowles.
I got to get back into his show. I prefer Michael
Knowles because he's like a Catholic version
of Ben Shapiro who's not annoying. How fucking
scared do you think Ben Shapiro is now? He's
not. Well. He canceled all his college speaking
events for good reason. I mean, I would be scared,
too, if my fucking, you know, the guy that was
just like me, who was a conservative activist,
got fucking murked. Yeah, but Ben Shapiro's annoying.
Yeah, you know, I listen to a lot of Charlie
Kirk shit, and he's like... Not as annoying as
Ben Shapiro. No, Ben Shapiro is super annoying.
Charlie Kirk was actually somewhat like interesting
to listen to because he had some humor in there.
Ben Shapiro is so fucking dry with all his shit.
It's just, it's so bad. He just dries his wife's
pussy. That's, that's, that's, but do you think
like people are saying like his wife, like kill
them? Like his wife is happy about his death.
His wife's like a Mossad agent or something.
His wife's like not, she's not like crying about
his death. She's like, just like on the Charlie
Kirk show, just like laughing it off. You know,
people do. You think his wife was in on it? I
don't. Maybe like Trump paid her because he was
like, we have to release the Epstein files. I
don't. I don't know if she fucking did that.
If she did, that's pretty evil, killing your
husband. And she was like, now I have full authority
over the Charlie Kirk show and his legacy. That's
mine that I own. She probably also got a cool
couple mil in the fucking bank account. That's
just hers now. Yeah. Yeah, she was... How's your
fucking will set up? Does Megan get shit if you
die or does your sister? My will? I don't really
have much of a will. I just have like the life
insurance payout, I think. Does it go to Megan
or does it go to like your sister? I think it's
like 75 % to Megan. Like my sister. Yeah, I do.
I think that's how I do it, yeah. Currently,
mine's at like 75 % to my brother, 25 % to Emily.
But that's because I wasn't married to her yet.
As of next month, I'm going to pretty much flip
that. Give 25 % to my brother and 75 % to Emily.
Yeah. Just get all that shit set up. My mom sent
me this video of like a firearms expert. And
he was like, oh, if Charlie Kirk got shot by
the bullet, that was actually like the sniper
rifle bullet. Yeah. Yeah. Like his fucking neck
would have been clean off. No. Or his head. He
wouldn't have a head. That's not true. But I'm
like, if it just grazed him, maybe. It just grazed
him, though. It hit him here and went through.
Well, do you think the sniper was aiming at his
neck? No, I think the sniper was not a fantastic
next -level shooter. I think that he was either
aiming for his head or his chest and didn't account
for... drop from the head so he was aiming at
like his forehead and it dropped down because
it's 200 yards so the bullet's going to drop
a little bit so i think that he was aiming at
his head and the bullet dropped down and hit
him in the neck oh shit yeah and he was like
a little off towards the right side then it's
also you gotta account for wind you gotta account
for a whole bunch of shit when you're shooting
so like 200 yards isn't that hard of a shot to
make but you gotta do, like, a click -up. Like,
you have, like, little, like, notches on your
scope that you can, like, it has, like, the crosshair.
You've seen, you've played video games, you know,
like, the crosshair? You know, like, those little
ticks on, like, the lower end, like, the lower
thing on your scope there? Like, when you're
looking at it, like, the little, like, lines
that are, like, down, like this? Basically, depending
on the distance, you have to line up that line.
with where you're at. I feel like in regular
video games, they don't really account for the
wind. Oh, in regular video games, like Call of
Duty and shit, they don't account for any of
that. Battlefield kind of does. Battlefield actually
does have bullet drop, so you have to account
for the bullet drop. I played Battlefield, and
you had to aim way above the target if you were
a mile away. Yeah, because that's how bullets
fucking work. You can't... If I'm from across
the table, I don't have to worry about bullet
drop because you're fucking standing right in
front of me. However, if I was at the other side
of your lawn trying to shoot you and I had, like,
a rifle, I would have to do it a little bit high
so I didn't, you know, miss you or shoot you
somewhere I didn't want to shoot you. Yeah. But...
Yeah, that sucked. Fucking Ben Shapiro is out
there doing fucking... Benny Jew shit that he
does fucking supporting Israel and shit. I like
how our group chat just became over the last
few years just naturally anti -Semitic. Like,
oh, the Jews, they kind of had a lot to do with
like 9 -11. They had a lot to do with everything.
Let's talk about the Jews 9 -11 because me and
Dan were talking about this a lot this week.
Did you already see the dancing Jews at 9 -11?
no i heard that like there was israeli spies
that watched 9 -11 and recorded it and just they
knew about it beforehand right because they spied
on the palestine the palestinians it was actually
saudi arabians but yeah so they had intel on
the like the arabs so did we but they didn't
do anything about it same thing with pearl harbor
we didn't fucking we who did we had intel on
it like the Americans did. We had intel on Pearl
Harbor, but we just didn't do anything about
it. You know what we did do, though? We put all
our fucking aircraft carriers out to sea during
Pearl Harbor, which is interesting because they
did an unscheduled training exercise the day
of Pearl Harbor, and surprisingly, our aircraft
carriers didn't get hit because they were out
on a training exercise, coincidentally an unscheduled
training exercise the day of Pearl Harbor. Yeah,
I saw that in the movie. Like they were prepping
for Pearl Harbor. Yeah, the Japanese really wanted
to destroy our aircraft carriers because basically
to this day, the aircraft carriers from the United
States are terrifying to the rest of the world
because they're pretty much unsinkable without
a nuke. Like the Chinese developed a smaller
nuke specifically as a carrier killer because
they're terrified of our aircraft carriers. Yeah.
But why is it that the Jews did, like, fucking
knew about 9 -11, didn't do anything to prevent
it, and now both Republicans or Democrats are
giving money to Israel to fight Palestine? Because
who do you think runs our government? I don't
know. I don't think Jews are the majority of
the government, though. I did a fucking quick
search the other day on how many Jews are billionaires.
And I think 30 % of the Earth's billionaires
are Jews. And they're 3 % of the American population.
Damn. So that doesn't add up. 10 times more Jews
are billionaires than they are in the population.
They're represented in the billionaire class
10 times more than the actual population in the
United States. Did you know Elon made $500 billion
this week? He was the first half trillionaire.
How did he make it? Like just this week he got
that much? Yeah, just this week. Just from Tesla
stock going up, probably. He was the first person
with over $500 billion net worth. There's also
documents that put Elon at Epstein's Island.
I think everybody was at Epstein Island, and
that's why nobody wants him to come out. Yeah,
I mean, so you could still go to Epstein Island
and not be like a kitty toucher, but I feel like
a lot of people that, if you were there, you
would know about that shit going on. It was just
to compromise people. It really was. It was a
mass compromising operation. Because they have
this dirt on you and they can release it whenever
the fuck they want. Yeah. Elon was, like, released
the Epstein files. Like, he was an advocate to
release the files. So why would he want to release
them if he was, like, incriminated in them? Because
I don't think that the Epstein files are ever
going to get released fully. They're going to
be either so redacted or so, like, names removed
from them, it's going to be ridiculous. even
if we do get the Epstein files, there's too many
powerful people on there that would be compromised.
So they're never, they're going to, they're going
to argue about it back and forth for the next
fucking, you know, 30 years, but it's just never
going to actually get released because fucking
too many people on both sides would get fucked
by it. I mean, you know what I think? I think
after 30 years, when every single person like
on that list is like dead. Like 50 years from
now, we'll get the fucking Epstein files. That's
what they did with JFK. That's what they did
with Lincoln. Yeah, it's going to be the same.
Yeah, it's going to be the same thing. We'll
just wait 70, like 50 to 70 years. And then they're
going to release it all. Everybody who's on that
list will be dead. And if there's a survivor,
they're going to make a hundred. So it's going
to be like, whatever. You'd be like, oh, President
Trump, he fucked kids at Epstein Island. Why
did he fuck them? Well, he's been dead for four
years. Obama fucked kids on the island? Well,
he's been dead for 10. Like, we're going to get
the files 50 years from now. Me and you are going
to be in our 70s. You're going to feel like,
oh, my God, I knew it. I knew he was on the island.
We're going to be in our 70s being like, those
motherfuckers we knew. We knew they were on the
island. What a wash. That's what they do is they
just put fucking put shit off. And once they,
they ask me a question, they just put it off
until people fucking forget about it and they
move on to something else. I don't, I think it's
going to be like the thing where, you know how
people kept asking about the candy files until
we got them. And what did we get from the Kennedy
files? A lot of dead people and a lot of people
that, you know, it doesn't even matter. But did
we get proof that the CIA was involved? Do you
think the CIA, who's doing an investigation on
itself for the assassination for JFK, is going
to put we killed JFK in their own files? No,
they're not going to put in their own thing.
Yeah, we did it. I don't think the CIA should
even be a thing because they seem fucking anti
-American. Like they fucking experimented on
Americans without their consent. They fucking
killed the president of the United States. Like,
they fucking do just whatever they want. And
they have authority because they're in the government.
They're a top agency. The CIA is basically their
own shadow fucking organization that doesn't
really have any checks and balances. But technically,
on a technical sense, the CIA is not supposed
to be able to operate on American soil. They
have to operate in other countries as agents.
But they still operate here. The CIA is still
in America. Everybody knows that. But on the
technical sense, they're not allowed to operate
on United States soil. Well, they do whatever
the fuck they want. They do do whatever the fuck
they want because of the fucking CIA and who's
going to stop them. Like the CIA is fucking terrifying.
Yeah. Like I would rather have the fucking the
FBI and I'd rather have. Every police department
in the country, including the FBI, on my fucking
tail than a fucking single CIA agent. The FBI
and the police and all that shit, they listen
to the people above them. They listen to the
governor or the president. Yeah. The CIA just
does whatever the fuck they want. The CIA is
their own fucking separate agency. But I feel
like they're fucking anti -American. What? I
don't know. I heard something. Nah, I'm doing
this. You got the casting couch? Yeah, I got
the casting couch. Fuck yeah. But I was like,
like the CIA, like I feel like there's a whole
bunch of people who were CIA assets that got
caught and then they were just told that then
they just were like, oh, we don't know them type
thing. Like black ops type shit. Like if you're
a CIA agent and you're caught, you're not allowed
to be like, I'm a CIA agent. Like you're on your
own type shit. Yeah. Like I think that. Epstein
might have been a CIA agent. I think he might
have been an asset or something along those lines.
Dude, my grandpa, when my grandma died at her
funeral, he was talking to all of us about his
grandfather, I think. So your great -great -grandfather?
either his father his grandfather was in the
cia he got drafted into the cia oh like the oss
like the original cia yeah like in the 40s and
50s yeah the oss yeah he got in the cia and he
like found out a bunch of shit about like the
government secrets and uh he wanted no he wanted
to quit he like he was like i'm gonna quit and
uh they fucking drowned him in the lake They're
just like, no, we gotta drown this motherfucker
now. He's like, yeah, my grandfather was drowned
in a fucking lake by the CIA. That's insane.
And now, you know, somebody else in my family
is in the CIA. Well, was in the CIA. You're never
really out of the CIA. Yeah. Probably shouldn't
say that on the podcast. Yeah, you're just gonna
get fucking two bullets to the back of your head
and they're gonna call it a suicide. Fuck. Oh,
fuck, dude. They're going to find me. Your fucking,
your, your laptop starts blinking and then it
explodes. God, fuck. Jesus Christ. That was scary
though. What? That fucking, my, my family being
in the CIA and just them having to help for me.
I mean, I don't think any of my family members
are in the CIA, but They could have been, and
I just was never told. It's the type thing. Yeah,
but, like, my grandpa, like, he had, like, a
little bit of dementia at the end of his life.
Yeah. But, like, the things that he said still
made sense. Interesting. Like, we knew that we
had a family member that was in the CIA, so that
made sense that, like, her, you know, his grandfather
was in the CIA. That's insane. You got an asset
in your family. I think you're an asset. I don't
know. They're probably still on to me. I got
to take a pee. A pee? Yeah, let's take a break.
I'll stay here. Alright, we'll be back. We're
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We also have Rivers Casino playing before. Welcome,
Dan, to the podcast. Oh, yeah, baby. What's up,
Dan? It's been a while. It's been a few weeks.
Yeah, because I was in fucking... We did the
bachelor party last week, right? And then the
week before that, I think we were here, right?
Where were we? The day that Charlie Kirk got
shot, we did the podcast. I think the day after.
Damn, that was like September 10th. What was
that? That was September 10th. That was like
the September 11th episode. But Dan, what do
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No, on the second page? I feel like we should
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Podcast. I'm drinking decaf right now. Actually,
not Savorista, but I'm going to try it now. Maybe
I'll use the discount code with our podcast.
What do you think about Half Calf? I used to
work at Starbucks. I feel like Half Calf is stupid.
People would come in and order fucking Half Calf.
I'd be like, you asshole. It doesn't even make
sense. Just either get decaf or get fully caffeinated
coffee. You'd have to set the machine to a special
setting and make half -caf. But if you just drink
two half -cafs. Then that's the same thing as
just drinking a full coffee. That's why I said
just either get a fucking fully caffeinated coffee
or get a decaf coffee. Don't be a pussy and fucking
choose whatever. It's good for people like me
because I want to drink coffee all day. So do
I. So it's like if you're drinking straight coffee,
dude. I was up. I was at the point where I was
drinking three pots a day. Yeah. I was like,
you put like milk and you would have liked the
strong coffee company. At that time I was drinking
black coffee. I like black coffee. Yeah. I got
out of the black coffee game just because it's
like, it's brutal. Yeah. I don't even think it's,
I think there's a reason people put cream in
their coffee. I think it like buffers the acidity
a little bit. And like, I'm lactose intolerant.
So that's why I don't put milk in mine. So if
you're lactose intolerant, what I found, cause
I don't do well with dairy, like it turns my
cheeks really red. So I can have a little bit,
but once I reach like a threshold, like if I
start eating like mozzarella sticks and like
drinking glasses of milk, I love milk, but like,
dude, my ears are like bright red. Cheeks get
bright red. That's a weird fucking reaction.
Yeah. I got flushed. It's like, it's like a light
duty allergic reaction. But, um, uh, where was
I going with this? Oh yeah. So if you can't handle
like a dairy creamer. Yeah. Go to the Asian section
and get a coconut milk comes in a carton. So
it's not refrigerated. It's just literally water
and coconut. Dude, it is so fucking good. It
tastes just like, it's like the best coffee creamer
I found. That's not dairy. Really? Yeah. And
it's got like great. I mean, I just, I like black
coffee. I just like the taste of black coffee.
Yeah. Like I like black coffee with a little
bit of sugar in it. And like. fucking phenomenal
yeah i used to like it but i really think like
so there's these things in coffee called tannins
yeah i know yeah and they're what give like uh
you know like a lot of things in nature have
tannins in them right like that's what makes
green tea like a little yellow that's what makes
tea black it's tannins that's it's called a tannin
because they use it to tam leather right so um
They used to use coffee actually to dye leather
a lot of times too. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, tannins,
yeah. There you go. They like dump just coffee
over it. Yeah, that makes sense. Over and over
again. Yeah. Waste of coffee in my eyes, but.
Tannins like bind to nutrients. So they like,
they absorb, they like compete with a lot of
vitamins and shit. Really? Yeah. So you don't
want to like, I think personally, I think you
want to buffer it a little bit. I don't think
drinking straight coffee is that great. Dan,
did you know if you go to strongcoffeecompany
.com, you can get... 20 % off. So, dude, which
one are we promoting? Are we promoting the decaf
or strong coffee? No, we've promoted both. We've
promoted so many things. If you want strong coffee,
you go to Strong Coffee Company. If you want
decaf, you go to fucking whatever the other one
was. We've promoted like so many things on this
episode. We barely talked about anything. This
is the promotion episode. It's the money. This
is the shameless plug episode. Casey, how did
you monetize this? Do you have to have a certain
number of viewers to get monetized? It's a minimum
of 10 viewers. That's a pretty low fucking bar.
I'm pretty sure we might have 10, and I'm three
of them. Yeah, so Savorista Coffee is the craft
decaf and half -calf coffee company that we're
promoting. 25 % off. Also, for our female listeners,
still that handful. That's handful .com for sports
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have? Enough to promote sports bras, I guess.
Can you check our all -time viewings? Yeah, I
think we're at like 8 ,000 to 9 ,000. I feel
bad for all the people out there who ever fucking
walked in on us. Like, I feel like you ever see
like that show, like where like the dude walks
in and like all hell's breaking loose and he
just like slowly like walks out of the room and
closes the door. I think it's in a movie or a
TV show, but I'm like, I feel like that's people
who don't know what this show is that just walk
into it and they're like, oh, let's just. Shut
that door. Just stumble upon it. What the fuck?
Our last one we got to promote. I sent to the
group chat. This is going to be... Let me promote
this one. This is going to be Good Feels Cannabis
Seltzer. You know what? I can't morally support
this one. So one of you guys has to do this.
All right, Dan's got it. All right. Cannabis
Seltzer from shop .getgoodfeels .com offers a
new era of refreshment. That sounds like a scam
site. Don't buy this. I don't want any of our
guys that go to that website. Dude, Cannabis
Seltzer, Ally Mack was talking about how good
that shit was. Yes, but I also don't want anyone
to go on that website because that sounds real
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code, Casey? I call it podcast. It's the same
thing for all of them. Right. We're going to
give you 20 % off this cannabis seltzer. Dude,
we should just make this entire episode. We should
start promoting things that aren't even paying
us. Rogue nicotine. They're the best nicotine
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us. We're going to get kicked off. We're going
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let's see. So we got... What the fuck? Professor
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Wow, that sounds like it's a rip -off. Yo, check
this video out. Even Dan thinks it's a rip -off.
We're going to give you a fucking... We're going
to give you 10 % off this shit. Check out this
video. Enter quote, I tell a podcast. Oh, shit.
What was that? It was a fucking hog. Oh, my God.
Wait. Oh, shit. Is that real? That's real. No
way. Yeah, dude. It's a fucking hog that just
busted through a fucking door. Dude, but why
would they have a camera right there? Because
it's like an internal, like a ring house. Like,
you know, like the ring cameras. oh my god he
just burst through the fucking door wow that's
a lot like after he burst through the door he's
like i may have made a mistake he's like where
the fuck am i holy shit why did he beeline for
the fucking door dude those things are fucking
wild no no pun intended wild hot wild fucking
bore Did you ever see like the fucking videos
of the dudes with like fucking mini guns shooting
hogs from the helicopter? Yeah. Like that seems
so fucking fun. Yeah, it does. That seems really
fun. Like just fucking just mowing down hogs.
I don't know if it's a mini gun. I know it's
like an AR. No, it's a fucking act. They have
like ones with like mini guns on. They're not
like, they're not like mini gun, mini guns, but
they're like slower Gatling guns that you just
fucking fire upon hogs with. That should be awesome.
And like the government like subsidizes you for
each hog that you kill because they're such an
invasive like species. Yeah. That like they just
fucking are like fly a helicopter, shoot as many
as you fucking can. Did you know that like a
regular pig? Will turn into a wild hog after
three months. Really? Yeah. Tusk and everything.
Yeah. Cause they're only, they're only like pink
like that because they're domesticated. Really?
Yeah. And like, it's a fucking big ass, like
fucking nine inch hairs on them and shit. Yeah.
Like once they, once they go out in the wild
for three months, like epigenetic, like genes
start turning on and they go right back to a
wild hog. So the only difference between a pig,
like bacon pig and a wild hog is just where it's
environment. So if we kill the wild hog, would
we be still able to get bacon out of it? Yeah,
I bet it would taste fucking shit. It's the same
animal, yeah. It probably tastes like shit, though.
I mean, maybe. Because it's eating, like, fucking
garbage and shit. I mean, they're still eating
garbage on the farm. True. So I'm pretty sure
they might actually taste better because, you
know, it would be, you know, like, actual, like,
food that they're supposed to be eating out in
the wild. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe hog actually tastes
better than pig. Usually things have, like, a
gamey taste if they're in the wild, though. Like...
Wild turkey tastes, like, really fucking gamey.
You know? Rather than domesticated turkeys? Yeah.
Like, domestic turkey has, like, a really mild
taste. Can you eat peacocks? Of course. You can
eat any bird, dude. That would be awesome. Just
eating a peacock? Yeah. Leave the feathers on?
Like, leave the feathers on? Like, yeah. All
right. If you could eat one fucking exotic animal,
what would it be? I've eaten a kangaroo. You
have? I've eaten kangaroo jerky. Jesus. I think
I'd eat a shark. My friend in high school went
to Australia and brought back kangaroo jerky.
They're basically like deer over there. Yeah.
Yeah. I think I'd eat a shark because I like
fish and I feel like shark would be a pretty
good fish. I feel like you can get shark locally.
I don't know. I think you can. I don't think
that's that exotic. I think if you go to a seafood
place, you could probably get shark. Like shark
fin. like shark fin like soup i've heard of the
problem with eating predator predatory fish is
that they're at the top of the food chain so
they concentrate like all the little fish eat
the mercury right in the ocean and then the big
fish eat all of those so it just concentrates
so like if you can't eat a lot of tuna for that
reason it's a predatory fish tuna's a predator
yeah top of the food chain yeah it's more to
do with the size too um well like swordfish i
know people swordfish is another huge one yeah
i know i know that short swordfish people eat
though i know that's like a thing that people
actually do eat you can eat them all but it's
the quantity you can eat you know i wonder what
shark fin like soup tastes like probably just
tastes like any other fish dude like anything
that's like raised in the ocean pretty much like
lobster tastes kind of the same as shrimp i wonder
what gorilla tastes like Dude, that's fucked
up. I was watching this fucking video that he's
like some tribe in Africa eating a little monkey.
It was so fucked, dude. Because it's like that's
not that far away. From us. From us, right? And
it's just like, dude, they're like literally
like ripping into its fucking ribs and shit and
just eating it like that. And it's just like
it looks like a fucking cooked baby. Yeah. It's
like, what the fuck? Yeah, dude. Come on. I think
I'd eat a zebra. That would be mine. A zebra
is just like a horse. That's right, because I
can't stand horses. So only if I could shoot
it myself. I know in Germany, horse is like the
main thing they make burgers out of over there.
Really? Yeah. In Germany? In Germany, my cousin
was stationed over there and got a burger. And
he's like, oh, this is actually a pretty good
burger. They're like, that's horse, dude. Wow.
Tastes good, though. Damn. I wonder, dude, that's
not that common, you know? It might have been,
like, that specific, like, town that he was in,
like, had horse burgers. I bet it's fucking good,
though. Yeah. I feel like it'd be real gamey,
though, like, with how muscular horses are. Like,
cows are mostly just fucking fat, large pieces
of shit. Like, but a horse is, like, mostly muscle.
Dude, have you ever had bison? No, but I heard
it's good. It's fucking delicious. You can get
bison steak around here. Yeah, you can get it
at a price shopper. Yeah, everywhere's got it.
Bison burgers. Never had it, but I heard it's
good. Yeah. What are their exotic animals? Tigers.
I couldn't, dude. I like felines too much. I
like cats too. Yeah, they're the shit. What about
a wolf? Would you eat a wolf? No. No predators,
dude. Anything where its eyes aren't on the side
of its head, I can't really do it. What about
another human? Like if you're Jeffrey Dahmer
or some shit. No. No, I'm kidding. No, Casey.
I'm also upset. People eat a snake. But if I
had to eat a human, I'd probably take... What
cut of meat? Stomach fat. Probably fucking ass.
What would that be? Bacon. Would that be bacon?
No, bacon's from the belly on a pig, I think.
No, bacon's on the ass of the pig. Are you sure?
Yeah. Really? Yeah, bacon's on the ass. Bacon
was on like the... The loin, like the side. No,
I thought bacon was the ass of the pig. Huh,
I thought it was the belly. You might be right
because pork belly is a different thing. Yeah,
pork belly is a different thing. I think it's
the ass of the pig. I think on a human, I think
I'd take either glute. I think glute would be
my fucking... I'd do stomach fat. Yeah? No, dude.
I've seen stomach fat. Yeah, so have I. It's
gross. I think I'd want to get it to some muscle
and then... have you ever seen that vice documentary
about the librarians the ones that eat people
yeah yeah dude general butt naked yeah yeah you
put some salt some pepper he's like talking about
i'm pretty sure he says that yeah he said it
tastes just like regular meat what the fuck dude
dude like that library is so fucked dude i mean
i saw one where like the guy was like talking
to him and like halfway through the interview
just like we're just gonna eat you then we're
just going to eat you. Oh shit. And he's like,
oh fuck, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Damn. And there's, because like he pissed him
off with some question and he's just like, no,
we'll just eat you then. We'll eat you. And I'm
like, fuck, the fuck you will. Dude, fucking
leave, dude. You got no business being there.
Like, I feel like humans have no business being
in Africa in general. It's like, what are you
doing there, dude? I also saw one documentary
where like they, they had like pirates that like
fucking had like, cocaine water that like you
had to get like blessed with before you could
walk into their camp that's probably somalia
yeah they're like obsessed with cocaine yeah
like they had like cocaine water and they said
that like the guy who wanted to interview them
he wanted to interview like the the pirate captain
and like he was like okay you come you come but
he's pointing a gun at me he just goes hold on
he takes like a fucking bunch of leaves and dips
them in cocaine water and like fucking splashes
him with it that sounds awesome and then he just
like walks through he's like you go now you go
like he talks to the like the main guy and the
main guy's just like what you want he's like
I'm a documentary guy I just want to interview
you and he just goes hmm and then he interviews
him and he just goes you leave now you leave
and then he's like okay and then they all left
and got on their ships and left this yeah it's
probably Somali like the captain what's that
fucking show captain phillips captain phillips
yeah i am to get the no yeah dude the fucking
somalians dude but these guys were fucking shredded
though they all are because they don't have any
food dude no like not not like like a macy's
right like they were like built shredded oh really
and i'm like holy shit i did not expect that
damn they're probably on some steroids too Dude,
they fucking got, like, cocaine water as a fucking,
like, intro thing. I feel like I need some cocaine
water. Tyler, so do you know that these guys
played Jeopardy against an AI in the last few
episodes and barely won? So you're better than
an AI Jeopardy. Yeah. Ally Mac was cheating,
though. He kept talking over it the entire time.
I think Allie Mack just figured out the strategy
pretty well. I don't think that's a strategy,
though, because I wanted to have an actual game
with it. Yeah? And he's just talking over it.
That's cheating. I mean, Watson won in real jeopardy.
Yeah. Oh, did he? Yeah. Yeah, the fucking...
That's funny. We're just doing what they already
did. All right. I think Tyler should play against
AI this... No, I think it's Tyler versus Dan.
Yeah, we could do that, and then I gotta head
out and fucking leave my apartment because my
landlord's coming. Ow! Damn! Welcome back to
Jeopardy. Holy shit! Tyler vs. Dan. They're dead
again. Dan, pick a number. One or two. Two. Alright,
Dan says two. He's choosing the board that we're
going to do. So it's all Dan's pick what we're
going to do today. We need triple A's, dude.
What? We need triple A's. Alright, I'll pause
it. Fucking goddamn Amazon paper. All right,
welcome to your, I think your 17 time winner,
Dan, or something shit like that. Something.
Call it 18. I think it was 17 before the fucking
AI. 30 something time winner, Tyler. You definitely
got over 30 wins, Tyler. It's getting ridiculous.
Also, this is episode one. Is it? No shit. What
was the intro song? McMahon Wrestling. Should
have been Michael Jackson. ABC. It's easy. It's
one, two, three. Your categories today got fake
royalty. Fake royalty. Crazy clowns. Strange
inventions. Ethanol enthusiasts. Keeping score.
Knives out. And born in the USA. We'll go...
Dan, you beat AI last... Dan's pick. Let's do
fake royalty. Fake royalty. 200. This star was
nicknamed the King of Pop. What is Michael Jackson?
Damn! That was quick. I was just talking about
Michael Jackson. Yeah, you were. What are the
other categories? You got Crazy Clowns, Strange
Inventions, Ethanol Enthusiasts, Keeping Score.
Let's do Crazy Clowns. Crazy Clowns for $200.
We'll go with $1 ,000 because that's a lot. $1
,000. Born Joseph. Usler. This insane clown posse
member is better known by his groovy nickname.
What was the question? Born Joseph Usler. This
insane clown posse... What is Violent J? Oh,
no. It's not Violent J? That was the other one.
Shaggy 2 Dope. Really? Shaggy 2 Dope? His name
also starts with J? Well, his name was Shaggy
2 Dope. That's why it's groovy. Oh, yeah, Shaggy,
right. But I just figured because his name started
with J, it had to be Violent J. Joseph Usler,
yeah. Let me smoke a cigarette down here, Casey.
All right, go for it. Tyler's pick. Can I? Yeah,
go ahead. Are you sure? Crazy Clowns. Yeah, yeah.
Crazy Clowns, 400. ICP's most famous viral moment
was asking how these natural wonders work in
their... What is magnets? 2009 song, Miracles.
Fucking magnets. Let me get a lighter. Crazy
clown. You're still beating me, by the way. You
really don't care, Casey? I don't care. 600.
ICP fans probably call themselves this. A word
that's been chanted at shows since the 90s. Juggalo.
You know this. Tyler's pick. I've dabbled in
getting insane clown posse a little bit. Tyler's
pick. You have one too? Yeah. It'll help me focus.
You're a pick there, chief. I know. Let's do
fucking clowns. Crazy clowns for 800. Sorry.
I just blew that smoke over there. ICP is famous
for showering their crowds with this Midwest
soda brand. What is Faygo? Faygo. I don't know
anything about insane cloud boxing. You can do
insane clouds. One thousand. This annual music
festival started by ICP. Who's gathering the
juggalos? What the fuck? Whoop whoop! Tyler,
you got fake royalty, strange inventions, ethanol
enthusiasts, keeping score, knives out, born
in the USA. Let's do fake royalty. Fake royalty.
499 saw this king of the daredevils inducted
into the motorcycle hall of fame. Fuck! God damn
it! Tyler's fake. We'll do royalty. Dude, you
gotta type that out, bro. 600. This North Korean
friendly Detroit Pistons star was nicknamed...
Who is Dennis Rodman? The Rebound King, yeah.
Dennis Rodman, damn. Back in it! Back in it,
Dan. He's steamrolling me! Dan's fake. What are
the categories? Give me some other one. Fake
royalty, strange inventions. Strange inventions.
200. This 1958 toy was originally a wallpaper
cleaner before kids started rolling it into shapes.
What is Play -Doh? Yes. I was going to say silly
putty. Same category. Yeah, that's what I was
thinking too. I couldn't think of it. I would
have said that. In 1945. Percy Spencer discovered
this kitchen essential by accident when a candy
bar melted in his pocket. What year? 1945. Percy
Spencer discovered this kitchen essential by
accident when a candy bar melted in his pocket.
Wait. Don't time it out. One more time. In 1945,
Percy Spencer discovered this kitchen essential
by accident when a candy bar melted in his pocket.
It's a kitchen essential. It's an invention.
No, I don't know. It could be a microwave. What?
That doesn't... What the fuck? The candy bar
melted his pocket because of the microwaves.
Oh. Oh, so he was next to something. Yeah, yeah.
Well, he invented the microwave and then the
fucking candy bar melted. Okay, next question.
600. What the fuck was he doing with a microwave?
600. The first working version of this weapon
was built by Sir Hiram Maxim in 1884. Forever
changing warfare. Which, what year was it? 1884.
There's a Gatling gun? I'll take it. Nice. Machine
gun, yep. Cool. Tyler's pick. What were the other
categories again? Ethanol, Enthusiast, Keeping
Score, Knives Out, Born in the USA, Fake Royalty.
Fake Royalty here. 800. The original king of
rock and roll. Was Elvis? Yes. Fake Royalty.
1000. This musician's name was already appropriate
when he became the king of the blues. I was thinking
a certain person, but I don't think that counts.
This musician's name was already appropriate
when he became the king of the blues. Oh, fuck.
I know what it is. Fuck. Huh. I know his last
name. Yeah. What? Last name's King, right? Yeah.
I can't think of the first name. Alright. That'd
be BB King. Fuck. I knew it, dude. He's fallen
out of the... I haven't heard anything about
him. He died, so... I haven't heard anything
about this guy. I haven't heard anything about
him since he died four years ago. Tyler, you
got Strange Inventions. Born in the USA. 200.
Tell me what state this person was born in. 200.
Steve Jobs. Yeah. Oh, he was actually born there.
No shit. He was designed in California. Made
by Apple. Designed by Apple in California. He
did work for Atari, so that's in California.
Atari? I thought it was Japan. No, it's American.
Atari's American. Atari's American? Yep. Did
not know that. Sounds Japanese. Atari. USA. 400.
Dolly Parton. Oh. It's one of two places. Yeah.
Fuck. Those tits are magnificent. Anybody want
to take a shot? Yeah, I'll take a shot. What
is Alabama? Dan says, you going to buzz in? What
is Alabama? He says, what is Alabama? Oh, no.
What is Texas? Oh, no. I won't take it. That
would be Tennessee. I was going to say that.
That's so close. I was like, I was thinking Texas
or Tennessee. Those are the two that I was thinking.
Tyler, you got it. USA, baby. Born in the USA.
600. Gerard Way. That's New Jersey. Come on.
The clown shit and the fucking My Chemical Romance
stuff. It's fucking bullshit. Let's do USA. For
800. You got 4 ,600. Dan's got 400. Oh, my God.
Steamroll. What's the actual value of this question?
800. We'll do 800. For 800, Jimi Hendrix. Ooh,
Jimi Hendrix. Fuck. It's one of the boring ones,
dude. It is a boring one. I know. It's like something
that wouldn't be like. I'm just going to go with
a guess. Is it Ohio? He says Ohio. That's exactly
what I was thinking, though. That was Washington.
Washington State or DC? Washington State. That's
a boring one. The only thing there is Seattle.
Seattle. That's where he's from. A Tyler's pick.
USA. 1000. Mark Twain. Mark Twain. Where the
fuck is Mark Twain from? We're going to take
a shot in the dark. Massachusetts. I'm figuring
it's something in the Northeast. Yeah, that's
how I get that vibe. You want to guess? No? West
Virginia. Are you buzzing now? No. I know that
Lovecraft is from Rhode Island. That would be
Missouri. Way off. Tyler, you got strange inventions,
ethanol enthusiasts, keeping score, and knives
out. Let's do knives. I don't know what this
is going to be. 200. If you angrily glare at
someone, they might say you're staring daggers
at them. Yes. Knife. 400. Victorinox manufactures
the famously multifaceted knives for this landlocked
country's army. What is Swiss army knife? Or
is it just Swiss? This country. What is Switzerland?
Tyler. What country? Yep, Tyler got it. 600.
It's the clip point knife named for a hero of
the Alamo that later gave a rock star his stage
name. Say it again. a clip point knife named
for a hero of the Alamo that later gave a rock
star his stage name. No one? I'm thinking Buck
Knife, but I don't think so. It could be a Bowie
Knife. Oh, Bowie Knife, really? Even Bowie? Yeah.
I was thinking of Buck Rogers. Anyways, we'll
continue on with sharp objects. 800. The black
-handled athame is a ritual knife used in this
five -letter neo -pagan religion. Five -letter
neo -pagan religion? Religion, yeah. The black
-handled athame is a ritual knife used in this
five -letter neo -pagan religion. I don't fucking
know. Isn't that the thing that Mayhem was in?
Hold on, hold on. What is Wiccan? Wicca! Yes!
Hell yeah, Dan. Nice. I'm back in it. Back in
it, Dan. 500. Dan's big. Inventions. Inventions.
800. This invention from the 1960s was originally
designed as a chair cushion before it became
the fun stuff we bought. What is a whoopee cushion?
What is a balloon? No. Stop, Dan. The fun stuff
we pop. Fun stuff we pop. Oh, what is bubble
wrap? Yes. Back in it. Back in it. Points back.
You got your points. I thought you said two wrong
answers. Yeah, well, we'll ignore that. I'm so
far behind, we'll ignore it. You buzzed in once.
Just imagine using fucking bubble wrap as a seat
cushion. That'd be fucking awful. Yeah. Dance
pick. Same category. Bubble cushions. Balloons.
First marketed in the 1970s, this invention combined
a cassette player with lightweight headphones.
What is a Walkman? Yes. I was a second late.
What does it say, an A -track? Nah. Dan, you
got ethanol enthusiast, keeping score, and knives
out. Fuck. None of those are good for me. Ethanol,
no, no, no. Keeping score. Score, 200. On an
orchestral score, these instruments, including
flutes and oboes, are on top. I don't fucking
know. This is going to be music. So, say it again.
On an orchestral score, these instruments, including
flutes and oboes, are on top. These instruments,
what are wind instruments? Close enough. It's
woodwinds. It's woodwind instruments. Woodwinds,
yep. Dance back. I was going to say woodwinds.
They're not reed instruments. 400. Inspiring
the term octave, there's this many notes in a
musical scale. What is eight? Yes. I'm coming
back, baby. Oh, yeah. This is your category.
I have no idea. Damn. Same category. 600. This
technique employs a melody with at least one
imitation. You might hear potch bells at a wedding.
Say it again. This technique employs a melody
with at least one imitation. You might hear potch
bells at a wedding. This melody. Yeah. Say it
one more time. This technique. Technique. Employs
a melody with at least one imitation. Time it
out. You don't? I don't know. The cannon. A cannon.
Oh, cannon indeed. Yep. Pacha Bell's Canon. Wow.
I didn't know that. I thought that was just the
name of the song. Yeah. Same category. 800. 2800.
Tyler's got 3400. Oh, I'm going to do what I
got. Got 2800. I'll do 800. 800. Yeah. All right.
I ain't afraid of this musical note with rhythmic
value, but no discernible pitch when played.
With rhythmic value? Yep, I ain't afraid of this
musical note with rhythmic value, but no discernible
pitch when played. I ain't afraid. Fuck, I really
don't want to lose these points. I ain't afraid,
so... Do you know it? Yes. Really? Yes. It's
kind of easy with the beginning part. Say it
again. I ain't afraid of this musical note with
rhythmic value, but no discernible pitch when
played. I want you to get this. Oh, fuck, dude.
I think I'm just nervous. I think it's easy and
I'm just nervous. I'm not going to give you the
answer, but don't overthink it. One more time,
tell me. I ain't afraid of this musical note
with rhythmic value. but no discernible pitch
in play. Rhythmic value. But no discernible pitch.
Yeah. So, if I was, like, to tap on a table,
that would have no pitch, but it would have a
rhythm, right? Right. I don't know if you know
the term for that. You're not afraid, though.
Yeah. So it's something you should be afraid
of. Are you afraid of a beat? What's your answer,
Dan? Oh, fuck. That's not it. That's not it.
Can we hurry this up? Tyler says, can we hurry
this up? Not afraid. Hold on a second. I don't
know. All right. Give a guess. Something you're
afraid of. Something you're afraid of. I'm afraid
of ghosts. He says ghosts. That's correct. Is
it? Ghost note. Yeah, it's a ghost note. Oh,
shit. I was like, don't beat yourself up. Dan
gets it. Dan, you got ethanol enthusiast? I ain't
afraid of no ghosts. Like Ghostbusters? I was
just joking. Dan, you got it. All right. Dan,
you got ethanol enthusiast, keeping score, and
knives out. Keeping score. Keeping score, 1 ,000.
This Italian word sharing its name with an instrument
means soft, while its opposite forte means loud.
Okay, I feel like this was a fucking question
before. Well, what's the answer? This Italian
word sharing its name with an instrument means
soft, while its opposite, forte, means loud.
Dude, fuck. Staccato is short and snappy. You
know, remember that song? No one? No, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're still figuring
this out. Stand by. Time it out. Don't time it
out. Don't time it out. Dan says don't time it
out. We spent fucking 10 minutes on the last
one. It was fucking ghost. Alright, go ahead.
Time it out. Time it out. That'd be piano. Nope.
Wouldn't have gotten it. Dan, you got ethanol
enthusiast and knives out. Ethanol enthusiast.
200. This my way crooner. On the town actor,
an ex -husband of Mia Farrow was considered a
functioning alcoholic. For a thousand, this is
a small, versatile kitchen knife used for delicate
tasks requiring precision, such as peeling and
coring fruits and vegetables, devaning shrimp,
hauling strawberries, and creating garnishes.
Say the beginning again. A small, versatile kitchen
knife. What is a paring knife? Yes. Oh! Dan,
you got ethanol enthusiast. Ethanol enthusiast
it is. 400. This celebrated singer died in 2011
with only two albums under her belt. Who's Amy
Winehouse? Yes. Oh! It's an ironic name. Damn,
Daniel. Ethanol enthusiast for 600. This supersized
French wrestler and the princess bride actor
is said to have really drank 156 beers in one
sitting. That's insane. All right, Allie Mac,
slow down. Tyler. All right, Kyle, slow down.
How'd you get that? You didn't know Andre the
Giant was in The Princess Bride? I didn't know
if you liked The Princess Bride. It's a great
movie. Nah, I just like Andre the Giant, too.
Do you? You got ethanol enthusiasts for $800.
$800. This country legend turned his struggles
with booze into hits like Sunday Morning Coming
Down. Who's George Jones? Oh, no. Ah, fuck. Say
it again. This country legend turned his struggles
with booze into hits like Sunday Morning and
Coming Down. It's Johnny Cash. Yes. Damn. Last
question. You got 1 ,000. This legendary Rat
Pack crooner known for That's Amore once claimed
he drank a bottle of Bermud a day. Did he already
say Frank Sinatra? I already said Frank Sinatra.
There's two more. I don't know which one it is.
The legendary Rat Pack crooner, known for That's
Amore, once claimed he drank a bottle of bourbon
a day. That's not... Was he in the Rat Pack?
You want to agree to time this out so we don't
lose a thousand points? Hold on a sec. I know
another one of the Rat Pack, right? Wasn't James
Dean in the Rat Pack, but it wasn't him. James
Dean wasn't in the Rat Pack. James Dean was in
the 60s. He was an actor. Are you sure? Yes.
Possibly, actually. What's another one of those
fucking Italian singers? That's some more. Alright,
let it go. Time it out. Time it out. That would
be Dean Martin. Dean Martin. Damn. James Dean.
That's what I was thinking. Dan's got 4 ,200.
Tyler's got 5 ,000. Text me your wager. What's
the category? I don't know. Go with it. I think
Dan picked the game. Tyler. Pick a number, one
through five. Four. Four? All right. Category
is geography. I got your wagers. Question is,
located in adjacent U .S. states. They're the
first and last state capitals alphabetically.
What? So in adjacent U .S. states, they're the
first and last state capitals alphabetically.
You have to get both of the state capitals? Yeah.
Two state capitals that are first and last alphabetically
in adjacent or touching U .S. states. Fuck. How
many state capitals do you know, Dan? Not many.
I know a decent amount, but I'm trying to figure
out which one is next to it. And I can think
of the A state capitals, but I don't know which
ones are the lower letter ones. Because the ones
that are lower letters are completely far away
from the states that I think. Which capitals
start with an A? Albany. Albany, Albuquerque.
Right. Albuquerque, New Mexico. That's the only
other one I can think of. Is Fairbanks or Anchorage
the capital of Alaska? But it wouldn't even matter
because it's fucking Alaska, so it's not touching
any other state. Austin, Texas. I'm thinking
that's the capital, though. It is. Is it? I think
it is. It's either Austin or Houston. I think
Austin's the capital. Denver, Colorado. That's
not an A, though. It at least has to be higher
than Albany. It has to be A -something before
L. What's the capital of New Jersey? New Jersey
City? I don't think so. Fuck. Let's just work
together on this one. All right, well, Atlanta,
Georgia. They're adjacent states, so they're
touching states. Atlanta, Georgia. What's the
capital of Florida? Is it Miami? No. No? Florida.
What is it? Jacksonville? No, Jacksonville is
not big enough to be a capital. But isn't Atlanta
the capital of Georgia? Atlanta, Georgia? I think
so. The capital of a lot of states is not the
biggest one. Phoenix, Arizona. Albuquerque. I
don't know if it's the capital, though. It could
be A and P because there's no capital I don't
think that starts with an X or Z. No. So P, Q,
R, S. Fuck it. I'm going for the same thing.
Yeah. It's two, though, yeah. Phoenix. I said
it out loud. So that's mine. I couldn't spell
it, so. You know I meant. We both get it wrong.
We both get it right. Actually, actually, hold
on a sec. Okay. I'm going to change mine, Casey.
What? Okay. Hold on, hold on. That was. They're
the furthest apart. Alphabetically. No, they're
adjacent, so they're touching. The states are
touching each other. They're adjacent. They're
touching. Well, Arizona and New Mexico touch.
Yeah, they're the first and last alphabetically.
What's the capital of Vermont? Is it Rutland?
I don't think so. No. No. I think it's Bennington.
No, it's not. What's the capital of Vermont?
It's Montpelier. Montpelier? Montpelier. That's
a terrible city. I mean, people probably say
the same thing about Albany. They're like, Albany's
the capital of New York. I'm keeping that as
my answer. You're keeping it? Yep. Alright, Dan
says Albuquerque and Phoenix. That's incorrect.
Dan, you bet. 1503. You're down to 2697. Tyler
said Albuquerque and Phoenix. Is that the same
thing that Dan said? Oh, yeah. You both said
the same thing. Whoever you are, we're going
to work together. 2 ,000. Tyler got 2 ,000. He's
down to 3 ,000. Oh, shit. Tyler wins. That was
a good game. What was the action music for? The
answer was Albany and Trenton, New Jersey. Albany
and New York and Trenton, New Jersey. I never
remember Trenton. Yeah, I have no reason to remember
Trenton. Tyler wins. Albuquerque, though? Albuquerque
is not the capital of New Mexico. It's not? It's
Santa Fe. Santa Fe? Yep. I thought Santa Fe was
in California. Nope. All right, well. No, no,
we'll do one more shameless plug here. All right,
dude. All right. Good game, bro. We'll take a
break, and maybe me and Dan will be back. Hold
on a second. Hold on a second. No break. Real
quick. What? No break. Real quick. Hold on a
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Damn. Harpoon Brewery. Yeah, we were talking
about that earlier. It was like fucking... It
was like shit from Harpoon Brewery, like collectibles
and shit. Oh, we already did that one. Let's
see. Some more shameless plugs. I like reading
these. Oh, we already did this. Code ADX. Well,
how about I go through some and you tell me which
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If you don't fuck with Oprah and fucking Chris
Jenner, these are the same sheets that fucking
Bruce Jenner slept in, okay? Dude, these will
make you want to fucking be a woman, is what
we're saying. What do you think? Spike less golf
shoes? Spike less or spike more? Spike less.
Why would you want to spike less? Comfortable
women's wear under summers? Damn. All right.
Well, thanks for listening. We're sorry about
this. Casey has turned this into a thing about
money when it was just about hanging out with
the boys. And now he's got us reading all these
fucking plugs for these stupid products nobody's
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Episode 123 is where it ended. Where we sold
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God damn it. Just watch us make like $20 million
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yourselves. And each other. Who we at? Who we
at? For all we know, robots have souls. We just
don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the spearmen come
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become
ghosts? They're killing all the already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China. In some days, there are super
soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
They have dread and super soldiers. Then they
are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do
not negotiate with parents. I decide what to
do. holding their pulse feel them die of this
virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds they know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real they're going to sink money into
them because they know that it's Cut it open,
you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely
violent. Which, by the way, big brother, is the
Overlord 2. George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator,
okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real,
okay? Look it up. Look it up. He says that he
was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great
fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is
the fucking devil, okay?