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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Yo, welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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We're sponsored now, motherfuckers. Monetized.

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Episode 123. 1, 2, 3, bitch. Casey, I'm here

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with Tyler. What up? Money, money. We're getting

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sponsored this episode, Tyler. We are sponsored.

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Fuck yeah. You're gonna hear an ad before this

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podcast. And it's really our goal just to take

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their money. That was the goal all along, wasn't

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it? Yeah, our goal was to get rich off of the

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backs of the people who watch this and then never

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appreciate our fans. Fucking 1, 2, 3. Tyler just

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had his bachelor party. Your wedding's coming

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up. Yeah, my wedding's coming up in about a month.

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A month and six days. Fucking shit and bricks.

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Not really. I'm fine. Damn. We got some sponsors

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know, I can definitely recommend these products,

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even though we haven't tried any of them, but

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definitely recommend them. Oh, God. We got a

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fucking brewery, too, for Kyle. Cool. Harpoon

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Brewery Store. Do we have Bible sponsorships?

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You can actually find more deals. Tell me what

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deals would be good. Women's skincare. No. No.

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sports bra? Yeah. Do they have to approve us

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to get it? Yeah, all of it was approved, actually.

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I'm requesting the sports bra one. Do they even

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fucking look at who they're sponsoring? Because

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we suck. It might be based on how many listeners

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you have. And you only have to have a minimum

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of like 10 listeners. How many listeners do we

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have? I don't know. More than that. So I guess

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we qualified for it. And I guess if they're running

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ads on our content, they have to pay us, don't

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they? Yeah. I mean, that's pretty cool. Are we

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like a fucking Spotify partner now? No, this

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is separate from Spotify. So you don't get paid

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through Spotify. Just a separate thing. So I

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requested sports bra. What else we got? We got

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Just give me a hat. I'll talk as much as you

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want about it. What? Just give me a hat. I'll

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talk as much as you want about it. Actually,

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I'm going to send you the talking points. I can

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do that. That sounds like my thing. That's your

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thing, yeah. There we go. Send it to the group

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chat. There we go. This is Zivo Life? Yeah. What's

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the other one? Do we have any other ones on here?

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Oh, no. Are we doing Harpoon Brewery? I mean,

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we're going to have to do all of them at some

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point. Here we go. Harpoon Brewery, I'll send

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you. What's the discount on this one? It's going

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to be 25 % off. 25 % off anything you purchase.

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fucking bounce it up and down while you're running

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they got a Maglock belt. I like those, actually.

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Unironically, I do like those. They got a distillery?

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How much is the Maglite belt? I don't know, but

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they got... Like a Maglite, like a flashlight?

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and I don't want to be carrying around a Starbucks

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how much caffeine we could take in a shift. That

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sounds terrible. Do you want these people giving

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you coffee? I wouldn't. Do you want to go into

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Dan comes. Let's take a break and maybe Dan will

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be here when we get back. Hopefully. Strong Coffee!

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by Strong Coffee. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 123. One, two, three, bitches. One, two,

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three, Tyler. Uh, we're back on the money episode.

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We got, what was the thing I just said? Oh. Quality

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jewelry made in the SLC. We got premium Japanese

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matcha. Hell yeah! Mantra matcha blends with

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benefits. Blends with benefits? What the fuck

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does that mean? I don't fucking know. We're all

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about making that money on a podcast now. Yeah.

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Do you think sponsorship is actually going to

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work? I don't think we're going to get any money

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out of this. I mean, if they're running ads on

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our fucking show, they're going to pay us. And

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I don't know. I think our listeners will come

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through for us. If you're out there. If you come

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through for us, I'm going to be genuinely surprised.

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Buy some of these products so we get some money

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in our account so I know people are listening.

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I'm going to run through some products. You tell

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me if it would be a good idea for a sponsorship.

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And then you guys can give us an email. Yeah.

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About products that you'd want to be sponsored

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about. How about this? I don't know. We did vegan

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hair care, right? Yeah, that doesn't seem cool.

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Designer gym leggings. For all our lady listeners

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out there. Damn. Or guy listeners. You can do

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it. If you're a guy, you're just going to have

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a massive cock print. Fucking. Caffeine and protein

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energy bars. Quantum Energy Square. Quantum Energy

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Square? That sounds like some Alimax shit. That

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actually sounds interesting. Quantum Squares

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Use my promo code. I'm telling the podcast. We're

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going to get a fucking 25 % off. For good fats

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and protein? Damn. Damn. Damn. I think we're

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going to do that one. We suck. This show sucks.

00:26:21.130 --> 00:26:23.579
It does. But we're going to get some money from

00:26:23.579 --> 00:26:26.759
these listeners for it. We're going to milk you

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dry. Let's be honest, though, Casey. How many

00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:35.640
podcasts do you listen to? I listen to a decent

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amount, right? Out of all those podcasts, how

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many products have you actually bought that they

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advertised? I don't really listen to a lot of

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different podcasts. I think I listen to the same

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ones over and over again. I listen to a lot of

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Creepcast. The Michael Knowles show. A lot of

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the ones I listen to don't even have ads. Oh,

00:26:55.859 --> 00:26:58.680
the ones that I do have ads on them. But there's

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like, get this product. And I'm like, Ben Shapiro.

00:27:02.940 --> 00:27:05.759
I've actually listened to his show. I don't listen

00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:07.279
to Ben Shapiro. I listen to Michael Knowles.

00:27:07.299 --> 00:27:09.579
I got to get back into his show. I prefer Michael

00:27:09.579 --> 00:27:11.440
Knowles because he's like a Catholic version

00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.579
of Ben Shapiro who's not annoying. How fucking

00:27:14.579 --> 00:27:17.940
scared do you think Ben Shapiro is now? He's

00:27:17.940 --> 00:27:21.849
not. Well. He canceled all his college speaking

00:27:21.849 --> 00:27:25.049
events for good reason. I mean, I would be scared,

00:27:25.069 --> 00:27:28.569
too, if my fucking, you know, the guy that was

00:27:28.569 --> 00:27:30.990
just like me, who was a conservative activist,

00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:35.970
got fucking murked. Yeah, but Ben Shapiro's annoying.

00:27:38.829 --> 00:27:41.049
Yeah, you know, I listen to a lot of Charlie

00:27:41.049 --> 00:27:44.670
Kirk shit, and he's like... Not as annoying as

00:27:44.670 --> 00:27:47.150
Ben Shapiro. No, Ben Shapiro is super annoying.

00:27:47.309 --> 00:27:49.650
Charlie Kirk was actually somewhat like interesting

00:27:49.650 --> 00:27:52.069
to listen to because he had some humor in there.

00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:56.009
Ben Shapiro is so fucking dry with all his shit.

00:27:56.109 --> 00:27:58.589
It's just, it's so bad. He just dries his wife's

00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:01.210
pussy. That's, that's, that's, but do you think

00:28:01.210 --> 00:28:03.849
like people are saying like his wife, like kill

00:28:03.849 --> 00:28:06.480
them? Like his wife is happy about his death.

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:08.299
His wife's like a Mossad agent or something.

00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:10.660
His wife's like not, she's not like crying about

00:28:10.660 --> 00:28:13.420
his death. She's like, just like on the Charlie

00:28:13.420 --> 00:28:17.279
Kirk show, just like laughing it off. You know,

00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:19.619
people do. You think his wife was in on it? I

00:28:19.619 --> 00:28:21.640
don't. Maybe like Trump paid her because he was

00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:24.640
like, we have to release the Epstein files. I

00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:28.500
don't. I don't know if she fucking did that.

00:28:28.539 --> 00:28:31.119
If she did, that's pretty evil, killing your

00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:34.680
husband. And she was like, now I have full authority

00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:38.400
over the Charlie Kirk show and his legacy. That's

00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:41.160
mine that I own. She probably also got a cool

00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:43.759
couple mil in the fucking bank account. That's

00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:50.400
just hers now. Yeah. Yeah, she was... How's your

00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:54.099
fucking will set up? Does Megan get shit if you

00:28:54.099 --> 00:28:57.740
die or does your sister? My will? I don't really

00:28:57.740 --> 00:29:00.680
have much of a will. I just have like the life

00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:03.039
insurance payout, I think. Does it go to Megan

00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.079
or does it go to like your sister? I think it's

00:29:05.079 --> 00:29:11.400
like 75 % to Megan. Like my sister. Yeah, I do.

00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:13.480
I think that's how I do it, yeah. Currently,

00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:18.960
mine's at like 75 % to my brother, 25 % to Emily.

00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.779
But that's because I wasn't married to her yet.

00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.259
As of next month, I'm going to pretty much flip

00:29:25.259 --> 00:29:28.640
that. Give 25 % to my brother and 75 % to Emily.

00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:34.359
Yeah. Just get all that shit set up. My mom sent

00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:37.140
me this video of like a firearms expert. And

00:29:37.140 --> 00:29:39.779
he was like, oh, if Charlie Kirk got shot by

00:29:39.779 --> 00:29:42.200
the bullet, that was actually like the sniper

00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:45.660
rifle bullet. Yeah. Yeah. Like his fucking neck

00:29:45.660 --> 00:29:48.339
would have been clean off. No. Or his head. He

00:29:48.339 --> 00:29:51.609
wouldn't have a head. That's not true. But I'm

00:29:51.609 --> 00:29:54.589
like, if it just grazed him, maybe. It just grazed

00:29:54.589 --> 00:29:58.230
him, though. It hit him here and went through.

00:29:59.089 --> 00:30:02.769
Well, do you think the sniper was aiming at his

00:30:02.769 --> 00:30:06.130
neck? No, I think the sniper was not a fantastic

00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:10.130
next -level shooter. I think that he was either

00:30:10.130 --> 00:30:14.549
aiming for his head or his chest and didn't account

00:30:14.549 --> 00:30:18.549
for... drop from the head so he was aiming at

00:30:18.549 --> 00:30:20.549
like his forehead and it dropped down because

00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:22.609
it's 200 yards so the bullet's going to drop

00:30:22.609 --> 00:30:25.109
a little bit so i think that he was aiming at

00:30:25.109 --> 00:30:26.730
his head and the bullet dropped down and hit

00:30:26.730 --> 00:30:30.589
him in the neck oh shit yeah and he was like

00:30:30.589 --> 00:30:33.170
a little off towards the right side then it's

00:30:33.170 --> 00:30:35.190
also you gotta account for wind you gotta account

00:30:35.190 --> 00:30:36.509
for a whole bunch of shit when you're shooting

00:30:36.509 --> 00:30:39.890
so like 200 yards isn't that hard of a shot to

00:30:39.890 --> 00:30:43.420
make but you gotta do, like, a click -up. Like,

00:30:43.420 --> 00:30:46.019
you have, like, little, like, notches on your

00:30:46.019 --> 00:30:51.019
scope that you can, like, it has, like, the crosshair.

00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.319
You've seen, you've played video games, you know,

00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:54.000
like, the crosshair? You know, like, those little

00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.339
ticks on, like, the lower end, like, the lower

00:30:57.339 --> 00:30:59.619
thing on your scope there? Like, when you're

00:30:59.619 --> 00:31:01.119
looking at it, like, the little, like, lines

00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:04.160
that are, like, down, like this? Basically, depending

00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:06.400
on the distance, you have to line up that line.

00:31:06.859 --> 00:31:10.680
with where you're at. I feel like in regular

00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:12.660
video games, they don't really account for the

00:31:12.660 --> 00:31:15.259
wind. Oh, in regular video games, like Call of

00:31:15.259 --> 00:31:16.500
Duty and shit, they don't account for any of

00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:19.019
that. Battlefield kind of does. Battlefield actually

00:31:19.019 --> 00:31:20.740
does have bullet drop, so you have to account

00:31:20.740 --> 00:31:24.980
for the bullet drop. I played Battlefield, and

00:31:24.980 --> 00:31:28.779
you had to aim way above the target if you were

00:31:28.779 --> 00:31:31.640
a mile away. Yeah, because that's how bullets

00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:35.720
fucking work. You can't... If I'm from across

00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:38.559
the table, I don't have to worry about bullet

00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.640
drop because you're fucking standing right in

00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:44.660
front of me. However, if I was at the other side

00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:46.900
of your lawn trying to shoot you and I had, like,

00:31:46.900 --> 00:31:49.039
a rifle, I would have to do it a little bit high

00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.960
so I didn't, you know, miss you or shoot you

00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:55.279
somewhere I didn't want to shoot you. Yeah. But...

00:31:55.279 --> 00:32:00.259
Yeah, that sucked. Fucking Ben Shapiro is out

00:32:00.259 --> 00:32:03.769
there doing fucking... Benny Jew shit that he

00:32:03.769 --> 00:32:08.369
does fucking supporting Israel and shit. I like

00:32:08.369 --> 00:32:11.450
how our group chat just became over the last

00:32:11.450 --> 00:32:17.490
few years just naturally anti -Semitic. Like,

00:32:17.630 --> 00:32:21.390
oh, the Jews, they kind of had a lot to do with

00:32:21.390 --> 00:32:24.170
like 9 -11. They had a lot to do with everything.

00:32:24.210 --> 00:32:26.390
Let's talk about the Jews 9 -11 because me and

00:32:26.390 --> 00:32:28.309
Dan were talking about this a lot this week.

00:32:28.509 --> 00:32:30.369
Did you already see the dancing Jews at 9 -11?

00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:34.779
no i heard that like there was israeli spies

00:32:34.779 --> 00:32:38.720
that watched 9 -11 and recorded it and just they

00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:41.619
knew about it beforehand right because they spied

00:32:41.619 --> 00:32:44.319
on the palestine the palestinians it was actually

00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:48.660
saudi arabians but yeah so they had intel on

00:32:48.660 --> 00:32:53.000
the like the arabs so did we but they didn't

00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:55.000
do anything about it same thing with pearl harbor

00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:58.859
we didn't fucking we who did we had intel on

00:32:58.859 --> 00:33:01.609
it like the Americans did. We had intel on Pearl

00:33:01.609 --> 00:33:03.210
Harbor, but we just didn't do anything about

00:33:03.210 --> 00:33:05.549
it. You know what we did do, though? We put all

00:33:05.549 --> 00:33:08.150
our fucking aircraft carriers out to sea during

00:33:08.150 --> 00:33:10.430
Pearl Harbor, which is interesting because they

00:33:10.430 --> 00:33:13.150
did an unscheduled training exercise the day

00:33:13.150 --> 00:33:17.849
of Pearl Harbor, and surprisingly, our aircraft

00:33:17.849 --> 00:33:19.630
carriers didn't get hit because they were out

00:33:19.630 --> 00:33:22.529
on a training exercise, coincidentally an unscheduled

00:33:22.529 --> 00:33:26.089
training exercise the day of Pearl Harbor. Yeah,

00:33:26.130 --> 00:33:30.700
I saw that in the movie. Like they were prepping

00:33:30.700 --> 00:33:34.319
for Pearl Harbor. Yeah, the Japanese really wanted

00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:37.099
to destroy our aircraft carriers because basically

00:33:37.099 --> 00:33:39.539
to this day, the aircraft carriers from the United

00:33:39.539 --> 00:33:41.539
States are terrifying to the rest of the world

00:33:41.539 --> 00:33:46.200
because they're pretty much unsinkable without

00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:51.559
a nuke. Like the Chinese developed a smaller

00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:54.460
nuke specifically as a carrier killer because

00:33:54.460 --> 00:33:57.079
they're terrified of our aircraft carriers. Yeah.

00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:00.940
But why is it that the Jews did, like, fucking

00:34:00.940 --> 00:34:03.880
knew about 9 -11, didn't do anything to prevent

00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:07.359
it, and now both Republicans or Democrats are

00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:11.519
giving money to Israel to fight Palestine? Because

00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:14.300
who do you think runs our government? I don't

00:34:14.300 --> 00:34:16.300
know. I don't think Jews are the majority of

00:34:16.300 --> 00:34:20.239
the government, though. I did a fucking quick

00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:24.280
search the other day on how many Jews are billionaires.

00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:28.199
And I think 30 % of the Earth's billionaires

00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:33.639
are Jews. And they're 3 % of the American population.

00:34:34.300 --> 00:34:38.280
Damn. So that doesn't add up. 10 times more Jews

00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:41.599
are billionaires than they are in the population.

00:34:41.860 --> 00:34:44.699
They're represented in the billionaire class

00:34:44.699 --> 00:34:47.659
10 times more than the actual population in the

00:34:47.659 --> 00:34:52.820
United States. Did you know Elon made $500 billion

00:34:52.820 --> 00:34:56.800
this week? He was the first half trillionaire.

00:34:56.860 --> 00:34:59.159
How did he make it? Like just this week he got

00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:02.280
that much? Yeah, just this week. Just from Tesla

00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:08.119
stock going up, probably. He was the first person

00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:16.039
with over $500 billion net worth. There's also

00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:19.800
documents that put Elon at Epstein's Island.

00:35:21.099 --> 00:35:23.320
I think everybody was at Epstein Island, and

00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:30.079
that's why nobody wants him to come out. Yeah,

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:34.099
I mean, so you could still go to Epstein Island

00:35:34.099 --> 00:35:38.539
and not be like a kitty toucher, but I feel like

00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:40.760
a lot of people that, if you were there, you

00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:42.780
would know about that shit going on. It was just

00:35:42.780 --> 00:35:44.860
to compromise people. It really was. It was a

00:35:44.860 --> 00:35:49.480
mass compromising operation. Because they have

00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:51.320
this dirt on you and they can release it whenever

00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:55.940
the fuck they want. Yeah. Elon was, like, released

00:35:55.940 --> 00:35:58.300
the Epstein files. Like, he was an advocate to

00:35:58.300 --> 00:36:02.260
release the files. So why would he want to release

00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:06.179
them if he was, like, incriminated in them? Because

00:36:06.179 --> 00:36:09.059
I don't think that the Epstein files are ever

00:36:09.059 --> 00:36:11.559
going to get released fully. They're going to

00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:15.579
be either so redacted or so, like, names removed

00:36:15.579 --> 00:36:18.900
from them, it's going to be ridiculous. even

00:36:18.900 --> 00:36:21.380
if we do get the Epstein files, there's too many

00:36:21.380 --> 00:36:24.119
powerful people on there that would be compromised.

00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:26.619
So they're never, they're going to, they're going

00:36:26.619 --> 00:36:28.920
to argue about it back and forth for the next

00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.579
fucking, you know, 30 years, but it's just never

00:36:31.579 --> 00:36:33.380
going to actually get released because fucking

00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:36.659
too many people on both sides would get fucked

00:36:36.659 --> 00:36:39.159
by it. I mean, you know what I think? I think

00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:41.880
after 30 years, when every single person like

00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:45.489
on that list is like dead. Like 50 years from

00:36:45.489 --> 00:36:47.570
now, we'll get the fucking Epstein files. That's

00:36:47.570 --> 00:36:49.730
what they did with JFK. That's what they did

00:36:49.730 --> 00:36:51.230
with Lincoln. Yeah, it's going to be the same.

00:36:51.369 --> 00:36:52.969
Yeah, it's going to be the same thing. We'll

00:36:52.969 --> 00:36:56.369
just wait 70, like 50 to 70 years. And then they're

00:36:56.369 --> 00:36:58.590
going to release it all. Everybody who's on that

00:36:58.590 --> 00:37:01.269
list will be dead. And if there's a survivor,

00:37:01.389 --> 00:37:02.610
they're going to make a hundred. So it's going

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:05.170
to be like, whatever. You'd be like, oh, President

00:37:05.170 --> 00:37:07.489
Trump, he fucked kids at Epstein Island. Why

00:37:07.489 --> 00:37:09.630
did he fuck them? Well, he's been dead for four

00:37:09.630 --> 00:37:12.980
years. Obama fucked kids on the island? Well,

00:37:13.059 --> 00:37:17.679
he's been dead for 10. Like, we're going to get

00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:19.940
the files 50 years from now. Me and you are going

00:37:19.940 --> 00:37:22.840
to be in our 70s. You're going to feel like,

00:37:22.940 --> 00:37:27.400
oh, my God, I knew it. I knew he was on the island.

00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:31.719
We're going to be in our 70s being like, those

00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:34.880
motherfuckers we knew. We knew they were on the

00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.429
island. What a wash. That's what they do is they

00:37:37.429 --> 00:37:40.429
just put fucking put shit off. And once they,

00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:42.630
they ask me a question, they just put it off

00:37:42.630 --> 00:37:45.409
until people fucking forget about it and they

00:37:45.409 --> 00:37:47.969
move on to something else. I don't, I think it's

00:37:47.969 --> 00:37:49.429
going to be like the thing where, you know how

00:37:49.429 --> 00:37:51.889
people kept asking about the candy files until

00:37:51.889 --> 00:37:55.099
we got them. And what did we get from the Kennedy

00:37:55.099 --> 00:37:58.099
files? A lot of dead people and a lot of people

00:37:58.099 --> 00:37:59.920
that, you know, it doesn't even matter. But did

00:37:59.920 --> 00:38:02.679
we get proof that the CIA was involved? Do you

00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:05.179
think the CIA, who's doing an investigation on

00:38:05.179 --> 00:38:09.599
itself for the assassination for JFK, is going

00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:13.139
to put we killed JFK in their own files? No,

00:38:13.199 --> 00:38:15.380
they're not going to put in their own thing.

00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:20.019
Yeah, we did it. I don't think the CIA should

00:38:20.019 --> 00:38:22.159
even be a thing because they seem fucking anti

00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.889
-American. Like they fucking experimented on

00:38:24.889 --> 00:38:27.969
Americans without their consent. They fucking

00:38:27.969 --> 00:38:32.190
killed the president of the United States. Like,

00:38:32.190 --> 00:38:34.929
they fucking do just whatever they want. And

00:38:34.929 --> 00:38:36.650
they have authority because they're in the government.

00:38:36.849 --> 00:38:40.590
They're a top agency. The CIA is basically their

00:38:40.590 --> 00:38:43.030
own shadow fucking organization that doesn't

00:38:43.030 --> 00:38:46.170
really have any checks and balances. But technically,

00:38:46.389 --> 00:38:48.989
on a technical sense, the CIA is not supposed

00:38:48.989 --> 00:38:51.710
to be able to operate on American soil. They

00:38:51.710 --> 00:38:53.769
have to operate in other countries as agents.

00:38:54.730 --> 00:38:57.289
But they still operate here. The CIA is still

00:38:57.289 --> 00:38:59.980
in America. Everybody knows that. But on the

00:38:59.980 --> 00:39:02.340
technical sense, they're not allowed to operate

00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:06.019
on United States soil. Well, they do whatever

00:39:06.019 --> 00:39:08.340
the fuck they want. They do do whatever the fuck

00:39:08.340 --> 00:39:10.039
they want because of the fucking CIA and who's

00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:13.639
going to stop them. Like the CIA is fucking terrifying.

00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:20.760
Yeah. Like I would rather have the fucking the

00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:24.599
FBI and I'd rather have. Every police department

00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:27.159
in the country, including the FBI, on my fucking

00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:30.239
tail than a fucking single CIA agent. The FBI

00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.659
and the police and all that shit, they listen

00:39:32.659 --> 00:39:36.619
to the people above them. They listen to the

00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.460
governor or the president. Yeah. The CIA just

00:39:39.460 --> 00:39:42.019
does whatever the fuck they want. The CIA is

00:39:42.019 --> 00:39:44.860
their own fucking separate agency. But I feel

00:39:44.860 --> 00:39:49.059
like they're fucking anti -American. What? I

00:39:49.059 --> 00:39:50.900
don't know. I heard something. Nah, I'm doing

00:39:50.900 --> 00:39:53.769
this. You got the casting couch? Yeah, I got

00:39:53.769 --> 00:39:56.289
the casting couch. Fuck yeah. But I was like,

00:39:56.369 --> 00:39:59.449
like the CIA, like I feel like there's a whole

00:39:59.449 --> 00:40:02.949
bunch of people who were CIA assets that got

00:40:02.949 --> 00:40:06.050
caught and then they were just told that then

00:40:06.050 --> 00:40:08.489
they just were like, oh, we don't know them type

00:40:08.489 --> 00:40:11.449
thing. Like black ops type shit. Like if you're

00:40:11.449 --> 00:40:13.289
a CIA agent and you're caught, you're not allowed

00:40:13.289 --> 00:40:16.570
to be like, I'm a CIA agent. Like you're on your

00:40:16.570 --> 00:40:20.230
own type shit. Yeah. Like I think that. Epstein

00:40:20.230 --> 00:40:22.250
might have been a CIA agent. I think he might

00:40:22.250 --> 00:40:25.349
have been an asset or something along those lines.

00:40:26.690 --> 00:40:30.309
Dude, my grandpa, when my grandma died at her

00:40:30.309 --> 00:40:34.389
funeral, he was talking to all of us about his

00:40:34.389 --> 00:40:39.389
grandfather, I think. So your great -great -grandfather?

00:40:39.929 --> 00:40:42.369
either his father his grandfather was in the

00:40:42.369 --> 00:40:45.809
cia he got drafted into the cia oh like the oss

00:40:45.809 --> 00:40:48.809
like the original cia yeah like in the 40s and

00:40:48.809 --> 00:40:51.789
50s yeah the oss yeah he got in the cia and he

00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:54.769
like found out a bunch of shit about like the

00:40:54.769 --> 00:40:58.789
government secrets and uh he wanted no he wanted

00:40:58.789 --> 00:41:02.389
to quit he like he was like i'm gonna quit and

00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:06.980
uh they fucking drowned him in the lake They're

00:41:06.980 --> 00:41:09.320
just like, no, we gotta drown this motherfucker

00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:11.260
now. He's like, yeah, my grandfather was drowned

00:41:11.260 --> 00:41:14.039
in a fucking lake by the CIA. That's insane.

00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.559
And now, you know, somebody else in my family

00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.239
is in the CIA. Well, was in the CIA. You're never

00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:24.500
really out of the CIA. Yeah. Probably shouldn't

00:41:24.500 --> 00:41:26.599
say that on the podcast. Yeah, you're just gonna

00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:28.699
get fucking two bullets to the back of your head

00:41:28.699 --> 00:41:31.920
and they're gonna call it a suicide. Fuck. Oh,

00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:35.980
fuck, dude. They're going to find me. Your fucking,

00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:38.099
your, your laptop starts blinking and then it

00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:43.659
explodes. God, fuck. Jesus Christ. That was scary

00:41:43.659 --> 00:41:47.739
though. What? That fucking, my, my family being

00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:50.300
in the CIA and just them having to help for me.

00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:55.639
I mean, I don't think any of my family members

00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.460
are in the CIA, but They could have been, and

00:41:59.460 --> 00:42:03.519
I just was never told. It's the type thing. Yeah,

00:42:03.539 --> 00:42:06.340
but, like, my grandpa, like, he had, like, a

00:42:06.340 --> 00:42:09.639
little bit of dementia at the end of his life.

00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:13.340
Yeah. But, like, the things that he said still

00:42:13.340 --> 00:42:16.559
made sense. Interesting. Like, we knew that we

00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.739
had a family member that was in the CIA, so that

00:42:19.739 --> 00:42:24.179
made sense that, like, her, you know, his grandfather

00:42:24.179 --> 00:42:28.280
was in the CIA. That's insane. You got an asset

00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:32.980
in your family. I think you're an asset. I don't

00:42:32.980 --> 00:42:36.760
know. They're probably still on to me. I got

00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:39.840
to take a pee. A pee? Yeah, let's take a break.

00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:44.440
I'll stay here. Alright, we'll be back. We're

00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:47.659
back on the Untitled Podcast. Talking about some

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We also have Rivers Casino playing before. Welcome,

00:42:56.219 --> 00:42:59.079
Dan, to the podcast. Oh, yeah, baby. What's up,

00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:02.139
Dan? It's been a while. It's been a few weeks.

00:43:02.460 --> 00:43:05.780
Yeah, because I was in fucking... We did the

00:43:05.780 --> 00:43:08.099
bachelor party last week, right? And then the

00:43:08.099 --> 00:43:10.559
week before that, I think we were here, right?

00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:14.059
Where were we? The day that Charlie Kirk got

00:43:14.059 --> 00:43:16.800
shot, we did the podcast. I think the day after.

00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:22.659
Damn, that was like September 10th. What was

00:43:22.659 --> 00:43:26.199
that? That was September 10th. That was like

00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:29.760
the September 11th episode. But Dan, what do

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people think that caffeine is healthy. Here,

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What do you think about Half Calf? I used to

00:45:36.329 --> 00:45:38.110
work at Starbucks. I feel like Half Calf is stupid.

00:45:38.110 --> 00:45:40.690
People would come in and order fucking Half Calf.

00:45:40.690 --> 00:45:43.599
I'd be like, you asshole. It doesn't even make

00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:47.239
sense. Just either get decaf or get fully caffeinated

00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:49.760
coffee. You'd have to set the machine to a special

00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:52.880
setting and make half -caf. But if you just drink

00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:55.239
two half -cafs. Then that's the same thing as

00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:57.219
just drinking a full coffee. That's why I said

00:45:57.219 --> 00:45:59.239
just either get a fucking fully caffeinated coffee

00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:02.340
or get a decaf coffee. Don't be a pussy and fucking

00:46:02.340 --> 00:46:04.500
choose whatever. It's good for people like me

00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:07.059
because I want to drink coffee all day. So do

00:46:07.059 --> 00:46:09.139
I. So it's like if you're drinking straight coffee,

00:46:09.340 --> 00:46:11.619
dude. I was up. I was at the point where I was

00:46:11.619 --> 00:46:14.699
drinking three pots a day. Yeah. I was like,

00:46:14.739 --> 00:46:17.400
you put like milk and you would have liked the

00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:19.840
strong coffee company. At that time I was drinking

00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.420
black coffee. I like black coffee. Yeah. I got

00:46:22.420 --> 00:46:25.000
out of the black coffee game just because it's

00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.019
like, it's brutal. Yeah. I don't even think it's,

00:46:28.019 --> 00:46:29.760
I think there's a reason people put cream in

00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:32.320
their coffee. I think it like buffers the acidity

00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:35.059
a little bit. And like, I'm lactose intolerant.

00:46:35.059 --> 00:46:37.889
So that's why I don't put milk in mine. So if

00:46:37.889 --> 00:46:40.429
you're lactose intolerant, what I found, cause

00:46:40.429 --> 00:46:43.150
I don't do well with dairy, like it turns my

00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:45.710
cheeks really red. So I can have a little bit,

00:46:45.730 --> 00:46:47.489
but once I reach like a threshold, like if I

00:46:47.489 --> 00:46:49.550
start eating like mozzarella sticks and like

00:46:49.550 --> 00:46:52.329
drinking glasses of milk, I love milk, but like,

00:46:52.349 --> 00:46:54.730
dude, my ears are like bright red. Cheeks get

00:46:54.730 --> 00:46:56.909
bright red. That's a weird fucking reaction.

00:46:56.989 --> 00:46:59.250
Yeah. I got flushed. It's like, it's like a light

00:46:59.250 --> 00:47:02.530
duty allergic reaction. But, um, uh, where was

00:47:02.530 --> 00:47:05.179
I going with this? Oh yeah. So if you can't handle

00:47:05.179 --> 00:47:09.000
like a dairy creamer. Yeah. Go to the Asian section

00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:13.139
and get a coconut milk comes in a carton. So

00:47:13.139 --> 00:47:15.440
it's not refrigerated. It's just literally water

00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:18.539
and coconut. Dude, it is so fucking good. It

00:47:18.539 --> 00:47:20.579
tastes just like, it's like the best coffee creamer

00:47:20.579 --> 00:47:23.320
I found. That's not dairy. Really? Yeah. And

00:47:23.320 --> 00:47:26.179
it's got like great. I mean, I just, I like black

00:47:26.179 --> 00:47:28.260
coffee. I just like the taste of black coffee.

00:47:28.300 --> 00:47:30.079
Yeah. Like I like black coffee with a little

00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.380
bit of sugar in it. And like. fucking phenomenal

00:47:32.380 --> 00:47:34.820
yeah i used to like it but i really think like

00:47:34.820 --> 00:47:37.019
so there's these things in coffee called tannins

00:47:37.019 --> 00:47:39.599
yeah i know yeah and they're what give like uh

00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.300
you know like a lot of things in nature have

00:47:43.300 --> 00:47:44.880
tannins in them right like that's what makes

00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:46.539
green tea like a little yellow that's what makes

00:47:46.539 --> 00:47:49.639
tea black it's tannins that's it's called a tannin

00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:53.099
because they use it to tam leather right so um

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:56.559
They used to use coffee actually to dye leather

00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:58.679
a lot of times too. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, tannins,

00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:00.980
yeah. There you go. They like dump just coffee

00:48:00.980 --> 00:48:02.360
over it. Yeah, that makes sense. Over and over

00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.199
again. Yeah. Waste of coffee in my eyes, but.

00:48:06.699 --> 00:48:10.139
Tannins like bind to nutrients. So they like,

00:48:10.139 --> 00:48:11.739
they absorb, they like compete with a lot of

00:48:11.739 --> 00:48:14.340
vitamins and shit. Really? Yeah. So you don't

00:48:14.340 --> 00:48:17.460
want to like, I think personally, I think you

00:48:17.460 --> 00:48:18.820
want to buffer it a little bit. I don't think

00:48:18.820 --> 00:48:21.230
drinking straight coffee is that great. Dan,

00:48:21.429 --> 00:48:23.570
did you know if you go to strongcoffeecompany

00:48:23.570 --> 00:48:27.050
.com, you can get... 20 % off. So, dude, which

00:48:27.050 --> 00:48:29.909
one are we promoting? Are we promoting the decaf

00:48:29.909 --> 00:48:31.449
or strong coffee? No, we've promoted both. We've

00:48:31.449 --> 00:48:33.010
promoted so many things. If you want strong coffee,

00:48:33.110 --> 00:48:35.590
you go to Strong Coffee Company. If you want

00:48:35.590 --> 00:48:38.949
decaf, you go to fucking whatever the other one

00:48:38.949 --> 00:48:42.309
was. We've promoted like so many things on this

00:48:42.309 --> 00:48:44.949
episode. We barely talked about anything. This

00:48:44.949 --> 00:48:47.429
is the promotion episode. It's the money. This

00:48:47.429 --> 00:48:50.110
is the shameless plug episode. Casey, how did

00:48:50.110 --> 00:48:52.570
you monetize this? Do you have to have a certain

00:48:52.570 --> 00:48:55.219
number of viewers to get monetized? It's a minimum

00:48:55.219 --> 00:49:00.039
of 10 viewers. That's a pretty low fucking bar.

00:49:00.940 --> 00:49:03.880
I'm pretty sure we might have 10, and I'm three

00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:07.760
of them. Yeah, so Savorista Coffee is the craft

00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:12.239
decaf and half -calf coffee company that we're

00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:15.460
promoting. 25 % off. Also, for our female listeners,

00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:19.969
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00:49:19.969 --> 00:49:22.829
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00:49:22.829 --> 00:49:26.269
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00:49:33.210 --> 00:49:37.590
have? Enough to promote sports bras, I guess.

00:49:38.769 --> 00:49:42.889
Can you check our all -time viewings? Yeah, I

00:49:42.889 --> 00:49:47.380
think we're at like 8 ,000 to 9 ,000. I feel

00:49:47.380 --> 00:49:50.340
bad for all the people out there who ever fucking

00:49:50.340 --> 00:49:53.300
walked in on us. Like, I feel like you ever see

00:49:53.300 --> 00:49:55.380
like that show, like where like the dude walks

00:49:55.380 --> 00:49:57.320
in and like all hell's breaking loose and he

00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:00.000
just like slowly like walks out of the room and

00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.440
closes the door. I think it's in a movie or a

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.480
TV show, but I'm like, I feel like that's people

00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:06.880
who don't know what this show is that just walk

00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:10.800
into it and they're like, oh, let's just. Shut

00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:13.739
that door. Just stumble upon it. What the fuck?

00:50:13.860 --> 00:50:15.699
Our last one we got to promote. I sent to the

00:50:15.699 --> 00:50:18.719
group chat. This is going to be... Let me promote

00:50:18.719 --> 00:50:21.059
this one. This is going to be Good Feels Cannabis

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00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:26.539
this one. So one of you guys has to do this.

00:50:26.539 --> 00:50:29.440
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00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:37.300
site. Don't buy this. I don't want any of our

00:50:37.300 --> 00:50:38.480
guys that go to that website. Dude, Cannabis

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Seltzer, Ally Mack was talking about how good

00:50:40.460 --> 00:50:42.900
that shit was. Yes, but I also don't want anyone

00:50:42.900 --> 00:50:44.880
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00:51:01.940 --> 00:51:06.460
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00:51:06.460 --> 00:51:08.980
thing for all of them. Right. We're going to

00:51:08.980 --> 00:51:13.179
give you 20 % off this cannabis seltzer. Dude,

00:51:13.380 --> 00:51:15.219
we should just make this entire episode. We should

00:51:15.219 --> 00:51:17.079
start promoting things that aren't even paying

00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:21.059
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like... Wintergreen, mint, honeysuckle, spearmint,

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Wow, that sounds like it's a rip -off. Yo, check

00:52:31.489 --> 00:52:34.030
this video out. Even Dan thinks it's a rip -off.

00:52:34.030 --> 00:52:35.880
We're going to give you a fucking... We're going

00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:39.420
to give you 10 % off this shit. Check out this

00:52:39.420 --> 00:52:43.099
video. Enter quote, I tell a podcast. Oh, shit.

00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.820
What was that? It was a fucking hog. Oh, my God.

00:52:46.059 --> 00:52:51.800
Wait. Oh, shit. Is that real? That's real. No

00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:54.179
way. Yeah, dude. It's a fucking hog that just

00:52:54.179 --> 00:52:56.420
busted through a fucking door. Dude, but why

00:52:56.420 --> 00:52:58.380
would they have a camera right there? Because

00:52:58.380 --> 00:53:01.239
it's like an internal, like a ring house. Like,

00:53:01.300 --> 00:53:04.460
you know, like the ring cameras. oh my god he

00:53:04.460 --> 00:53:08.539
just burst through the fucking door wow that's

00:53:08.539 --> 00:53:09.980
a lot like after he burst through the door he's

00:53:09.980 --> 00:53:13.239
like i may have made a mistake he's like where

00:53:13.239 --> 00:53:19.599
the fuck am i holy shit why did he beeline for

00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:24.699
the fucking door dude those things are fucking

00:53:24.699 --> 00:53:27.340
wild no no pun intended wild hot wild fucking

00:53:27.340 --> 00:53:29.829
bore Did you ever see like the fucking videos

00:53:29.829 --> 00:53:31.809
of the dudes with like fucking mini guns shooting

00:53:31.809 --> 00:53:34.369
hogs from the helicopter? Yeah. Like that seems

00:53:34.369 --> 00:53:36.929
so fucking fun. Yeah, it does. That seems really

00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:41.489
fun. Like just fucking just mowing down hogs.

00:53:41.489 --> 00:53:42.949
I don't know if it's a mini gun. I know it's

00:53:42.949 --> 00:53:44.889
like an AR. No, it's a fucking act. They have

00:53:44.889 --> 00:53:47.230
like ones with like mini guns on. They're not

00:53:47.230 --> 00:53:49.170
like, they're not like mini gun, mini guns, but

00:53:49.170 --> 00:53:50.929
they're like slower Gatling guns that you just

00:53:50.929 --> 00:53:53.869
fucking fire upon hogs with. That should be awesome.

00:53:54.590 --> 00:53:57.210
And like the government like subsidizes you for

00:53:57.210 --> 00:53:58.989
each hog that you kill because they're such an

00:53:58.989 --> 00:54:01.550
invasive like species. Yeah. That like they just

00:54:01.550 --> 00:54:03.769
fucking are like fly a helicopter, shoot as many

00:54:03.769 --> 00:54:06.289
as you fucking can. Did you know that like a

00:54:06.289 --> 00:54:09.190
regular pig? Will turn into a wild hog after

00:54:09.190 --> 00:54:11.510
three months. Really? Yeah. Tusk and everything.

00:54:11.610 --> 00:54:13.929
Yeah. Cause they're only, they're only like pink

00:54:13.929 --> 00:54:15.869
like that because they're domesticated. Really?

00:54:15.909 --> 00:54:18.190
Yeah. And like, it's a fucking big ass, like

00:54:18.190 --> 00:54:20.789
fucking nine inch hairs on them and shit. Yeah.

00:54:20.829 --> 00:54:22.489
Like once they, once they go out in the wild

00:54:22.489 --> 00:54:24.809
for three months, like epigenetic, like genes

00:54:24.809 --> 00:54:27.090
start turning on and they go right back to a

00:54:27.090 --> 00:54:29.630
wild hog. So the only difference between a pig,

00:54:29.650 --> 00:54:33.809
like bacon pig and a wild hog is just where it's

00:54:33.809 --> 00:54:37.170
environment. So if we kill the wild hog, would

00:54:37.170 --> 00:54:39.650
we be still able to get bacon out of it? Yeah,

00:54:39.730 --> 00:54:41.090
I bet it would taste fucking shit. It's the same

00:54:41.090 --> 00:54:43.969
animal, yeah. It probably tastes like shit, though.

00:54:44.130 --> 00:54:45.909
I mean, maybe. Because it's eating, like, fucking

00:54:45.909 --> 00:54:47.710
garbage and shit. I mean, they're still eating

00:54:47.710 --> 00:54:50.949
garbage on the farm. True. So I'm pretty sure

00:54:50.949 --> 00:54:53.050
they might actually taste better because, you

00:54:53.050 --> 00:54:55.489
know, it would be, you know, like, actual, like,

00:54:55.510 --> 00:54:57.170
food that they're supposed to be eating out in

00:54:57.170 --> 00:55:00.269
the wild. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe hog actually tastes

00:55:00.269 --> 00:55:02.449
better than pig. Usually things have, like, a

00:55:02.449 --> 00:55:04.489
gamey taste if they're in the wild, though. Like...

00:55:04.650 --> 00:55:07.030
Wild turkey tastes, like, really fucking gamey.

00:55:07.369 --> 00:55:10.610
You know? Rather than domesticated turkeys? Yeah.

00:55:10.670 --> 00:55:13.130
Like, domestic turkey has, like, a really mild

00:55:13.130 --> 00:55:16.650
taste. Can you eat peacocks? Of course. You can

00:55:16.650 --> 00:55:19.269
eat any bird, dude. That would be awesome. Just

00:55:19.269 --> 00:55:21.849
eating a peacock? Yeah. Leave the feathers on?

00:55:21.889 --> 00:55:24.789
Like, leave the feathers on? Like, yeah. All

00:55:24.789 --> 00:55:28.530
right. If you could eat one fucking exotic animal,

00:55:28.750 --> 00:55:32.630
what would it be? I've eaten a kangaroo. You

00:55:32.630 --> 00:55:36.340
have? I've eaten kangaroo jerky. Jesus. I think

00:55:36.340 --> 00:55:38.320
I'd eat a shark. My friend in high school went

00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:41.800
to Australia and brought back kangaroo jerky.

00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:43.960
They're basically like deer over there. Yeah.

00:55:44.059 --> 00:55:48.900
Yeah. I think I'd eat a shark because I like

00:55:48.900 --> 00:55:52.420
fish and I feel like shark would be a pretty

00:55:52.420 --> 00:55:54.880
good fish. I feel like you can get shark locally.

00:55:55.260 --> 00:55:57.260
I don't know. I think you can. I don't think

00:55:57.260 --> 00:55:59.280
that's that exotic. I think if you go to a seafood

00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:00.860
place, you could probably get shark. Like shark

00:56:00.860 --> 00:56:04.519
fin. like shark fin like soup i've heard of the

00:56:04.519 --> 00:56:07.159
problem with eating predator predatory fish is

00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:09.260
that they're at the top of the food chain so

00:56:09.260 --> 00:56:11.599
they concentrate like all the little fish eat

00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:14.599
the mercury right in the ocean and then the big

00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:16.760
fish eat all of those so it just concentrates

00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:19.519
so like if you can't eat a lot of tuna for that

00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:21.780
reason it's a predatory fish tuna's a predator

00:56:21.780 --> 00:56:25.280
yeah top of the food chain yeah it's more to

00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:28.630
do with the size too um well like swordfish i

00:56:28.630 --> 00:56:31.070
know people swordfish is another huge one yeah

00:56:31.070 --> 00:56:32.829
i know i know that short swordfish people eat

00:56:32.829 --> 00:56:34.670
though i know that's like a thing that people

00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:36.969
actually do eat you can eat them all but it's

00:56:36.969 --> 00:56:40.070
the quantity you can eat you know i wonder what

00:56:40.070 --> 00:56:44.349
shark fin like soup tastes like probably just

00:56:44.349 --> 00:56:47.269
tastes like any other fish dude like anything

00:56:47.269 --> 00:56:50.010
that's like raised in the ocean pretty much like

00:56:50.010 --> 00:56:53.170
lobster tastes kind of the same as shrimp i wonder

00:56:53.170 --> 00:56:55.539
what gorilla tastes like Dude, that's fucked

00:56:55.539 --> 00:56:58.159
up. I was watching this fucking video that he's

00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:01.159
like some tribe in Africa eating a little monkey.

00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:04.420
It was so fucked, dude. Because it's like that's

00:57:04.420 --> 00:57:08.039
not that far away. From us. From us, right? And

00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:09.360
it's just like, dude, they're like literally

00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:12.099
like ripping into its fucking ribs and shit and

00:57:12.099 --> 00:57:15.860
just eating it like that. And it's just like

00:57:15.860 --> 00:57:18.599
it looks like a fucking cooked baby. Yeah. It's

00:57:18.599 --> 00:57:22.789
like, what the fuck? Yeah, dude. Come on. I think

00:57:22.789 --> 00:57:24.989
I'd eat a zebra. That would be mine. A zebra

00:57:24.989 --> 00:57:27.269
is just like a horse. That's right, because I

00:57:27.269 --> 00:57:30.849
can't stand horses. So only if I could shoot

00:57:30.849 --> 00:57:34.550
it myself. I know in Germany, horse is like the

00:57:34.550 --> 00:57:36.690
main thing they make burgers out of over there.

00:57:37.110 --> 00:57:40.469
Really? Yeah. In Germany? In Germany, my cousin

00:57:40.469 --> 00:57:45.110
was stationed over there and got a burger. And

00:57:45.110 --> 00:57:46.550
he's like, oh, this is actually a pretty good

00:57:46.550 --> 00:57:48.449
burger. They're like, that's horse, dude. Wow.

00:57:49.369 --> 00:57:52.550
Tastes good, though. Damn. I wonder, dude, that's

00:57:52.550 --> 00:57:55.389
not that common, you know? It might have been,

00:57:55.409 --> 00:57:57.670
like, that specific, like, town that he was in,

00:57:57.710 --> 00:58:00.409
like, had horse burgers. I bet it's fucking good,

00:58:00.489 --> 00:58:03.110
though. Yeah. I feel like it'd be real gamey,

00:58:03.110 --> 00:58:05.750
though, like, with how muscular horses are. Like,

00:58:05.750 --> 00:58:08.130
cows are mostly just fucking fat, large pieces

00:58:08.130 --> 00:58:11.869
of shit. Like, but a horse is, like, mostly muscle.

00:58:12.530 --> 00:58:15.469
Dude, have you ever had bison? No, but I heard

00:58:15.469 --> 00:58:18.690
it's good. It's fucking delicious. You can get

00:58:18.690 --> 00:58:20.829
bison steak around here. Yeah, you can get it

00:58:20.829 --> 00:58:23.269
at a price shopper. Yeah, everywhere's got it.

00:58:24.230 --> 00:58:27.010
Bison burgers. Never had it, but I heard it's

00:58:27.010 --> 00:58:32.369
good. Yeah. What are their exotic animals? Tigers.

00:58:33.550 --> 00:58:36.610
I couldn't, dude. I like felines too much. I

00:58:36.610 --> 00:58:39.110
like cats too. Yeah, they're the shit. What about

00:58:39.110 --> 00:58:41.710
a wolf? Would you eat a wolf? No. No predators,

00:58:41.849 --> 00:58:43.849
dude. Anything where its eyes aren't on the side

00:58:43.849 --> 00:58:46.230
of its head, I can't really do it. What about

00:58:46.230 --> 00:58:48.570
another human? Like if you're Jeffrey Dahmer

00:58:48.570 --> 00:58:50.809
or some shit. No. No, I'm kidding. No, Casey.

00:58:51.329 --> 00:58:58.090
I'm also upset. People eat a snake. But if I

00:58:58.090 --> 00:59:01.610
had to eat a human, I'd probably take... What

00:59:01.610 --> 00:59:05.710
cut of meat? Stomach fat. Probably fucking ass.

00:59:05.829 --> 00:59:08.909
What would that be? Bacon. Would that be bacon?

00:59:08.949 --> 00:59:10.670
No, bacon's from the belly on a pig, I think.

00:59:10.710 --> 00:59:12.829
No, bacon's on the ass of the pig. Are you sure?

00:59:12.969 --> 00:59:15.449
Yeah. Really? Yeah, bacon's on the ass. Bacon

00:59:15.449 --> 00:59:19.150
was on like the... The loin, like the side. No,

00:59:19.170 --> 00:59:21.130
I thought bacon was the ass of the pig. Huh,

00:59:21.730 --> 00:59:23.570
I thought it was the belly. You might be right

00:59:23.570 --> 00:59:26.030
because pork belly is a different thing. Yeah,

00:59:26.030 --> 00:59:27.590
pork belly is a different thing. I think it's

00:59:27.590 --> 00:59:29.769
the ass of the pig. I think on a human, I think

00:59:29.769 --> 00:59:32.389
I'd take either glute. I think glute would be

00:59:32.389 --> 00:59:37.869
my fucking... I'd do stomach fat. Yeah? No, dude.

00:59:37.949 --> 00:59:41.150
I've seen stomach fat. Yeah, so have I. It's

00:59:41.150 --> 00:59:45.090
gross. I think I'd want to get it to some muscle

00:59:45.090 --> 00:59:48.039
and then... have you ever seen that vice documentary

00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:50.739
about the librarians the ones that eat people

00:59:50.739 --> 00:59:54.440
yeah yeah dude general butt naked yeah yeah you

00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:56.719
put some salt some pepper he's like talking about

00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:59.719
i'm pretty sure he says that yeah he said it

00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:02.320
tastes just like regular meat what the fuck dude

01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:06.440
dude like that library is so fucked dude i mean

01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:09.039
i saw one where like the guy was like talking

01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:11.159
to him and like halfway through the interview

01:00:11.159 --> 01:00:13.750
just like we're just gonna eat you then we're

01:00:13.750 --> 01:00:15.630
just going to eat you. Oh shit. And he's like,

01:00:15.690 --> 01:00:17.429
oh fuck, we got to get the fuck out of here.

01:00:17.769 --> 01:00:20.489
Damn. And there's, because like he pissed him

01:00:20.489 --> 01:00:22.789
off with some question and he's just like, no,

01:00:22.809 --> 01:00:24.989
we'll just eat you then. We'll eat you. And I'm

01:00:24.989 --> 01:00:26.949
like, fuck, the fuck you will. Dude, fucking

01:00:26.949 --> 01:00:29.670
leave, dude. You got no business being there.

01:00:29.710 --> 01:00:32.489
Like, I feel like humans have no business being

01:00:32.489 --> 01:00:35.409
in Africa in general. It's like, what are you

01:00:35.409 --> 01:00:37.849
doing there, dude? I also saw one documentary

01:00:37.849 --> 01:00:41.110
where like they, they had like pirates that like

01:00:41.110 --> 01:00:45.679
fucking had like, cocaine water that like you

01:00:45.679 --> 01:00:47.679
had to get like blessed with before you could

01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:49.760
walk into their camp that's probably somalia

01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:51.800
yeah they're like obsessed with cocaine yeah

01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.539
like they had like cocaine water and they said

01:00:53.539 --> 01:00:55.840
that like the guy who wanted to interview them

01:00:55.840 --> 01:00:57.760
he wanted to interview like the the pirate captain

01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:00.659
and like he was like okay you come you come but

01:01:00.659 --> 01:01:02.300
he's pointing a gun at me he just goes hold on

01:01:02.300 --> 01:01:04.780
he takes like a fucking bunch of leaves and dips

01:01:04.780 --> 01:01:07.739
them in cocaine water and like fucking splashes

01:01:07.739 --> 01:01:09.320
him with it that sounds awesome and then he just

01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:11.300
like walks through he's like you go now you go

01:01:11.300 --> 01:01:13.960
like he talks to the like the main guy and the

01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:15.619
main guy's just like what you want he's like

01:01:15.619 --> 01:01:17.880
I'm a documentary guy I just want to interview

01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:21.480
you and he just goes hmm and then he interviews

01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:23.599
him and he just goes you leave now you leave

01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:26.099
and then he's like okay and then they all left

01:01:26.099 --> 01:01:29.079
and got on their ships and left this yeah it's

01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:31.179
probably Somali like the captain what's that

01:01:31.179 --> 01:01:34.119
fucking show captain phillips captain phillips

01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:36.500
yeah i am to get the no yeah dude the fucking

01:01:36.500 --> 01:01:38.719
somalians dude but these guys were fucking shredded

01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:40.500
though they all are because they don't have any

01:01:40.500 --> 01:01:43.260
food dude no like not not like like a macy's

01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:45.360
right like they were like built shredded oh really

01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:47.579
and i'm like holy shit i did not expect that

01:01:47.579 --> 01:01:50.269
damn they're probably on some steroids too Dude,

01:01:50.269 --> 01:01:52.570
they fucking got, like, cocaine water as a fucking,

01:01:52.650 --> 01:01:55.690
like, intro thing. I feel like I need some cocaine

01:01:55.690 --> 01:01:58.309
water. Tyler, so do you know that these guys

01:01:58.309 --> 01:02:02.230
played Jeopardy against an AI in the last few

01:02:02.230 --> 01:02:06.449
episodes and barely won? So you're better than

01:02:06.449 --> 01:02:09.329
an AI Jeopardy. Yeah. Ally Mac was cheating,

01:02:09.389 --> 01:02:12.030
though. He kept talking over it the entire time.

01:02:12.030 --> 01:02:13.909
I think Allie Mack just figured out the strategy

01:02:13.909 --> 01:02:15.210
pretty well. I don't think that's a strategy,

01:02:15.230 --> 01:02:16.909
though, because I wanted to have an actual game

01:02:16.909 --> 01:02:19.289
with it. Yeah? And he's just talking over it.

01:02:19.989 --> 01:02:23.050
That's cheating. I mean, Watson won in real jeopardy.

01:02:23.050 --> 01:02:25.489
Yeah. Oh, did he? Yeah. Yeah, the fucking...

01:02:25.489 --> 01:02:27.309
That's funny. We're just doing what they already

01:02:27.309 --> 01:02:29.809
did. All right. I think Tyler should play against

01:02:29.809 --> 01:02:32.789
AI this... No, I think it's Tyler versus Dan.

01:02:33.329 --> 01:02:35.510
Yeah, we could do that, and then I gotta head

01:02:35.510 --> 01:02:37.590
out and fucking leave my apartment because my

01:02:37.590 --> 01:03:04.079
landlord's coming. Ow! Damn! Welcome back to

01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:10.940
Jeopardy. Holy shit! Tyler vs. Dan. They're dead

01:03:10.940 --> 01:03:15.820
again. Dan, pick a number. One or two. Two. Alright,

01:03:15.900 --> 01:03:20.199
Dan says two. He's choosing the board that we're

01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:22.099
going to do. So it's all Dan's pick what we're

01:03:22.099 --> 01:03:24.639
going to do today. We need triple A's, dude.

01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:27.639
What? We need triple A's. Alright, I'll pause

01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:33.769
it. Fucking goddamn Amazon paper. All right,

01:03:33.789 --> 01:03:37.110
welcome to your, I think your 17 time winner,

01:03:37.230 --> 01:03:39.469
Dan, or something shit like that. Something.

01:03:40.849 --> 01:03:43.590
Call it 18. I think it was 17 before the fucking

01:03:43.590 --> 01:03:50.050
AI. 30 something time winner, Tyler. You definitely

01:03:50.050 --> 01:03:56.909
got over 30 wins, Tyler. It's getting ridiculous.

01:03:57.250 --> 01:04:04.199
Also, this is episode one. Is it? No shit. What

01:04:04.199 --> 01:04:11.900
was the intro song? McMahon Wrestling. Should

01:04:11.900 --> 01:04:16.300
have been Michael Jackson. ABC. It's easy. It's

01:04:16.300 --> 01:04:20.280
one, two, three. Your categories today got fake

01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:25.280
royalty. Fake royalty. Crazy clowns. Strange

01:04:25.280 --> 01:04:31.380
inventions. Ethanol enthusiasts. Keeping score.

01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:40.179
Knives out. And born in the USA. We'll go...

01:04:40.179 --> 01:04:46.179
Dan, you beat AI last... Dan's pick. Let's do

01:04:46.179 --> 01:04:54.340
fake royalty. Fake royalty. 200. This star was

01:04:54.340 --> 01:04:58.739
nicknamed the King of Pop. What is Michael Jackson?

01:04:59.019 --> 01:05:03.789
Damn! That was quick. I was just talking about

01:05:03.789 --> 01:05:05.630
Michael Jackson. Yeah, you were. What are the

01:05:05.630 --> 01:05:14.989
other categories? You got Crazy Clowns, Strange

01:05:14.989 --> 01:05:18.289
Inventions, Ethanol Enthusiasts, Keeping Score.

01:05:18.429 --> 01:05:23.309
Let's do Crazy Clowns. Crazy Clowns for $200.

01:05:25.750 --> 01:05:29.949
We'll go with $1 ,000 because that's a lot. $1

01:05:29.949 --> 01:05:35.130
,000. Born Joseph. Usler. This insane clown posse

01:05:35.130 --> 01:05:37.389
member is better known by his groovy nickname.

01:05:37.809 --> 01:05:42.710
What was the question? Born Joseph Usler. This

01:05:42.710 --> 01:05:47.730
insane clown posse... What is Violent J? Oh,

01:05:47.750 --> 01:05:50.329
no. It's not Violent J? That was the other one.

01:05:50.429 --> 01:05:53.110
Shaggy 2 Dope. Really? Shaggy 2 Dope? His name

01:05:53.110 --> 01:05:57.730
also starts with J? Well, his name was Shaggy

01:05:57.730 --> 01:06:02.099
2 Dope. That's why it's groovy. Oh, yeah, Shaggy,

01:06:02.099 --> 01:06:04.480
right. But I just figured because his name started

01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:07.219
with J, it had to be Violent J. Joseph Usler,

01:06:07.300 --> 01:06:09.559
yeah. Let me smoke a cigarette down here, Casey.

01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:13.059
All right, go for it. Tyler's pick. Can I? Yeah,

01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:15.460
go ahead. Are you sure? Crazy Clowns. Yeah, yeah.

01:06:16.420 --> 01:06:21.320
Crazy Clowns, 400. ICP's most famous viral moment

01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:24.420
was asking how these natural wonders work in

01:06:24.420 --> 01:06:28.099
their... What is magnets? 2009 song, Miracles.

01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:36.599
Fucking magnets. Let me get a lighter. Crazy

01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:46.920
clown. You're still beating me, by the way. You

01:06:46.920 --> 01:06:49.719
really don't care, Casey? I don't care. 600.

01:06:50.420 --> 01:06:53.400
ICP fans probably call themselves this. A word

01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:55.599
that's been chanted at shows since the 90s. Juggalo.

01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:05.420
You know this. Tyler's pick. I've dabbled in

01:07:05.420 --> 01:07:10.539
getting insane clown posse a little bit. Tyler's

01:07:10.539 --> 01:07:15.139
pick. You have one too? Yeah. It'll help me focus.

01:07:17.599 --> 01:07:20.440
You're a pick there, chief. I know. Let's do

01:07:20.440 --> 01:07:25.119
fucking clowns. Crazy clowns for 800. Sorry.

01:07:25.219 --> 01:07:28.750
I just blew that smoke over there. ICP is famous

01:07:28.750 --> 01:07:31.150
for showering their crowds with this Midwest

01:07:31.150 --> 01:07:36.530
soda brand. What is Faygo? Faygo. I don't know

01:07:36.530 --> 01:07:40.730
anything about insane cloud boxing. You can do

01:07:40.730 --> 01:07:44.429
insane clouds. One thousand. This annual music

01:07:44.429 --> 01:07:46.849
festival started by ICP. Who's gathering the

01:07:46.849 --> 01:07:59.900
juggalos? What the fuck? Whoop whoop! Tyler,

01:08:00.139 --> 01:08:04.559
you got fake royalty, strange inventions, ethanol

01:08:04.559 --> 01:08:07.940
enthusiasts, keeping score, knives out, born

01:08:07.940 --> 01:08:12.460
in the USA. Let's do fake royalty. Fake royalty.

01:08:13.179 --> 01:08:17.800
499 saw this king of the daredevils inducted

01:08:17.800 --> 01:08:20.840
into the motorcycle hall of fame. Fuck! God damn

01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:31.119
it! Tyler's fake. We'll do royalty. Dude, you

01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:36.239
gotta type that out, bro. 600. This North Korean

01:08:36.239 --> 01:08:40.239
friendly Detroit Pistons star was nicknamed...

01:08:40.239 --> 01:08:43.640
Who is Dennis Rodman? The Rebound King, yeah.

01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:47.859
Dennis Rodman, damn. Back in it! Back in it,

01:08:47.920 --> 01:08:55.710
Dan. He's steamrolling me! Dan's fake. What are

01:08:55.710 --> 01:08:57.109
the categories? Give me some other one. Fake

01:08:57.109 --> 01:08:59.470
royalty, strange inventions. Strange inventions.

01:09:00.029 --> 01:09:04.609
200. This 1958 toy was originally a wallpaper

01:09:04.609 --> 01:09:07.590
cleaner before kids started rolling it into shapes.

01:09:10.289 --> 01:09:13.289
What is Play -Doh? Yes. I was going to say silly

01:09:13.289 --> 01:09:17.250
putty. Same category. Yeah, that's what I was

01:09:17.250 --> 01:09:19.029
thinking too. I couldn't think of it. I would

01:09:19.029 --> 01:09:23.579
have said that. In 1945. Percy Spencer discovered

01:09:23.579 --> 01:09:28.079
this kitchen essential by accident when a candy

01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:35.899
bar melted in his pocket. What year? 1945. Percy

01:09:35.899 --> 01:09:39.479
Spencer discovered this kitchen essential by

01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:41.699
accident when a candy bar melted in his pocket.

01:09:42.420 --> 01:09:50.840
Wait. Don't time it out. One more time. In 1945,

01:09:51.260 --> 01:09:53.840
Percy Spencer discovered this kitchen essential

01:09:53.840 --> 01:09:57.420
by accident when a candy bar melted in his pocket.

01:09:59.100 --> 01:10:01.460
It's a kitchen essential. It's an invention.

01:10:04.520 --> 01:10:16.680
No, I don't know. It could be a microwave. What?

01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:20.899
That doesn't... What the fuck? The candy bar

01:10:20.899 --> 01:10:23.279
melted his pocket because of the microwaves.

01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:28.119
Oh. Oh, so he was next to something. Yeah, yeah.

01:10:28.500 --> 01:10:30.579
Well, he invented the microwave and then the

01:10:30.579 --> 01:10:34.779
fucking candy bar melted. Okay, next question.

01:10:35.979 --> 01:10:38.220
600. What the fuck was he doing with a microwave?

01:10:39.350 --> 01:10:42.189
600. The first working version of this weapon

01:10:42.189 --> 01:10:46.649
was built by Sir Hiram Maxim in 1884. Forever

01:10:46.649 --> 01:10:53.470
changing warfare. Which, what year was it? 1884.

01:10:55.029 --> 01:11:00.390
There's a Gatling gun? I'll take it. Nice. Machine

01:11:00.390 --> 01:11:06.470
gun, yep. Cool. Tyler's pick. What were the other

01:11:06.470 --> 01:11:09.329
categories again? Ethanol, Enthusiast, Keeping

01:11:09.329 --> 01:11:13.850
Score, Knives Out, Born in the USA, Fake Royalty.

01:11:13.989 --> 01:11:18.409
Fake Royalty here. 800. The original king of

01:11:18.409 --> 01:11:27.329
rock and roll. Was Elvis? Yes. Fake Royalty.

01:11:28.470 --> 01:11:31.949
1000. This musician's name was already appropriate

01:11:31.949 --> 01:11:41.649
when he became the king of the blues. I was thinking

01:11:41.649 --> 01:11:44.630
a certain person, but I don't think that counts.

01:11:45.449 --> 01:11:47.609
This musician's name was already appropriate

01:11:47.609 --> 01:11:51.590
when he became the king of the blues. Oh, fuck.

01:11:51.670 --> 01:12:04.470
I know what it is. Fuck. Huh. I know his last

01:12:04.470 --> 01:12:08.649
name. Yeah. What? Last name's King, right? Yeah.

01:12:08.930 --> 01:12:14.359
I can't think of the first name. Alright. That'd

01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:17.859
be BB King. Fuck. I knew it, dude. He's fallen

01:12:17.859 --> 01:12:19.479
out of the... I haven't heard anything about

01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:22.880
him. He died, so... I haven't heard anything

01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:24.979
about this guy. I haven't heard anything about

01:12:24.979 --> 01:12:28.460
him since he died four years ago. Tyler, you

01:12:28.460 --> 01:12:32.180
got Strange Inventions. Born in the USA. 200.

01:12:33.659 --> 01:12:37.420
Tell me what state this person was born in. 200.

01:12:37.579 --> 01:12:42.760
Steve Jobs. Yeah. Oh, he was actually born there.

01:12:42.779 --> 01:12:45.399
No shit. He was designed in California. Made

01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:49.079
by Apple. Designed by Apple in California. He

01:12:49.079 --> 01:12:51.199
did work for Atari, so that's in California.

01:12:51.420 --> 01:12:54.460
Atari? I thought it was Japan. No, it's American.

01:12:54.659 --> 01:12:57.199
Atari's American. Atari's American? Yep. Did

01:12:57.199 --> 01:13:02.800
not know that. Sounds Japanese. Atari. USA. 400.

01:13:03.060 --> 01:13:08.859
Dolly Parton. Oh. It's one of two places. Yeah.

01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:16.140
Fuck. Those tits are magnificent. Anybody want

01:13:16.140 --> 01:13:17.939
to take a shot? Yeah, I'll take a shot. What

01:13:17.939 --> 01:13:21.680
is Alabama? Dan says, you going to buzz in? What

01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:24.140
is Alabama? He says, what is Alabama? Oh, no.

01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:28.420
What is Texas? Oh, no. I won't take it. That

01:13:28.420 --> 01:13:30.720
would be Tennessee. I was going to say that.

01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:33.760
That's so close. I was like, I was thinking Texas

01:13:33.760 --> 01:13:35.880
or Tennessee. Those are the two that I was thinking.

01:13:36.300 --> 01:13:39.479
Tyler, you got it. USA, baby. Born in the USA.

01:13:39.939 --> 01:13:44.779
600. Gerard Way. That's New Jersey. Come on.

01:13:45.579 --> 01:13:50.659
The clown shit and the fucking My Chemical Romance

01:13:50.659 --> 01:13:57.260
stuff. It's fucking bullshit. Let's do USA. For

01:13:57.260 --> 01:14:07.119
800. You got 4 ,600. Dan's got 400. Oh, my God.

01:14:07.720 --> 01:14:11.859
Steamroll. What's the actual value of this question?

01:14:12.300 --> 01:14:17.460
800. We'll do 800. For 800, Jimi Hendrix. Ooh,

01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:21.319
Jimi Hendrix. Fuck. It's one of the boring ones,

01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:23.600
dude. It is a boring one. I know. It's like something

01:14:23.600 --> 01:14:26.439
that wouldn't be like. I'm just going to go with

01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:31.140
a guess. Is it Ohio? He says Ohio. That's exactly

01:14:31.140 --> 01:14:33.260
what I was thinking, though. That was Washington.

01:14:34.199 --> 01:14:37.819
Washington State or DC? Washington State. That's

01:14:37.819 --> 01:14:40.119
a boring one. The only thing there is Seattle.

01:14:40.140 --> 01:14:43.859
Seattle. That's where he's from. A Tyler's pick.

01:14:44.819 --> 01:14:53.819
USA. 1000. Mark Twain. Mark Twain. Where the

01:14:53.819 --> 01:14:57.619
fuck is Mark Twain from? We're going to take

01:14:57.619 --> 01:15:06.090
a shot in the dark. Massachusetts. I'm figuring

01:15:06.090 --> 01:15:09.729
it's something in the Northeast. Yeah, that's

01:15:09.729 --> 01:15:12.670
how I get that vibe. You want to guess? No? West

01:15:12.670 --> 01:15:16.810
Virginia. Are you buzzing now? No. I know that

01:15:16.810 --> 01:15:20.350
Lovecraft is from Rhode Island. That would be

01:15:20.350 --> 01:15:24.970
Missouri. Way off. Tyler, you got strange inventions,

01:15:25.310 --> 01:15:28.229
ethanol enthusiasts, keeping score, and knives

01:15:28.229 --> 01:15:30.989
out. Let's do knives. I don't know what this

01:15:30.989 --> 01:15:34.680
is going to be. 200. If you angrily glare at

01:15:34.680 --> 01:15:37.199
someone, they might say you're staring daggers

01:15:37.199 --> 01:15:52.199
at them. Yes. Knife. 400. Victorinox manufactures

01:15:52.199 --> 01:15:55.859
the famously multifaceted knives for this landlocked

01:15:55.859 --> 01:15:58.560
country's army. What is Swiss army knife? Or

01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:02.350
is it just Swiss? This country. What is Switzerland?

01:16:03.029 --> 01:16:12.529
Tyler. What country? Yep, Tyler got it. 600.

01:16:13.489 --> 01:16:16.890
It's the clip point knife named for a hero of

01:16:16.890 --> 01:16:19.710
the Alamo that later gave a rock star his stage

01:16:19.710 --> 01:16:27.069
name. Say it again. a clip point knife named

01:16:27.069 --> 01:16:30.090
for a hero of the Alamo that later gave a rock

01:16:30.090 --> 01:16:44.710
star his stage name. No one? I'm thinking Buck

01:16:44.710 --> 01:16:46.489
Knife, but I don't think so. It could be a Bowie

01:16:46.489 --> 01:16:50.270
Knife. Oh, Bowie Knife, really? Even Bowie? Yeah.

01:16:50.909 --> 01:16:55.579
I was thinking of Buck Rogers. Anyways, we'll

01:16:55.579 --> 01:16:59.560
continue on with sharp objects. 800. The black

01:16:59.560 --> 01:17:04.020
-handled athame is a ritual knife used in this

01:17:04.020 --> 01:17:09.100
five -letter neo -pagan religion. Five -letter

01:17:09.100 --> 01:17:12.899
neo -pagan religion? Religion, yeah. The black

01:17:12.899 --> 01:17:16.680
-handled athame is a ritual knife used in this

01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:20.600
five -letter neo -pagan religion. I don't fucking

01:17:20.600 --> 01:17:23.199
know. Isn't that the thing that Mayhem was in?

01:17:24.199 --> 01:17:26.920
Hold on, hold on. What is Wiccan? Wicca! Yes!

01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:31.939
Hell yeah, Dan. Nice. I'm back in it. Back in

01:17:31.939 --> 01:17:38.359
it, Dan. 500. Dan's big. Inventions. Inventions.

01:17:38.399 --> 01:17:43.079
800. This invention from the 1960s was originally

01:17:43.079 --> 01:17:45.640
designed as a chair cushion before it became

01:17:45.640 --> 01:17:47.439
the fun stuff we bought. What is a whoopee cushion?

01:17:48.079 --> 01:17:53.090
What is a balloon? No. Stop, Dan. The fun stuff

01:17:53.090 --> 01:17:57.109
we pop. Fun stuff we pop. Oh, what is bubble

01:17:57.109 --> 01:18:01.409
wrap? Yes. Back in it. Back in it. Points back.

01:18:01.409 --> 01:18:04.069
You got your points. I thought you said two wrong

01:18:04.069 --> 01:18:06.789
answers. Yeah, well, we'll ignore that. I'm so

01:18:06.789 --> 01:18:08.789
far behind, we'll ignore it. You buzzed in once.

01:18:09.029 --> 01:18:11.489
Just imagine using fucking bubble wrap as a seat

01:18:11.489 --> 01:18:14.210
cushion. That'd be fucking awful. Yeah. Dance

01:18:14.210 --> 01:18:17.630
pick. Same category. Bubble cushions. Balloons.

01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:22.600
First marketed in the 1970s, this invention combined

01:18:22.600 --> 01:18:25.760
a cassette player with lightweight headphones.

01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:30.899
What is a Walkman? Yes. I was a second late.

01:18:31.060 --> 01:18:34.039
What does it say, an A -track? Nah. Dan, you

01:18:34.039 --> 01:18:36.619
got ethanol enthusiast, keeping score, and knives

01:18:36.619 --> 01:18:43.199
out. Fuck. None of those are good for me. Ethanol,

01:18:43.199 --> 01:18:48.810
no, no, no. Keeping score. Score, 200. On an

01:18:48.810 --> 01:18:51.649
orchestral score, these instruments, including

01:18:51.649 --> 01:18:55.250
flutes and oboes, are on top. I don't fucking

01:18:55.250 --> 01:19:00.069
know. This is going to be music. So, say it again.

01:19:00.310 --> 01:19:03.270
On an orchestral score, these instruments, including

01:19:03.270 --> 01:19:07.550
flutes and oboes, are on top. These instruments,

01:19:07.729 --> 01:19:11.850
what are wind instruments? Close enough. It's

01:19:11.850 --> 01:19:15.470
woodwinds. It's woodwind instruments. Woodwinds,

01:19:15.470 --> 01:19:17.789
yep. Dance back. I was going to say woodwinds.

01:19:18.250 --> 01:19:21.329
They're not reed instruments. 400. Inspiring

01:19:21.329 --> 01:19:24.130
the term octave, there's this many notes in a

01:19:24.130 --> 01:19:28.770
musical scale. What is eight? Yes. I'm coming

01:19:28.770 --> 01:19:31.170
back, baby. Oh, yeah. This is your category.

01:19:31.229 --> 01:19:36.170
I have no idea. Damn. Same category. 600. This

01:19:36.170 --> 01:19:39.170
technique employs a melody with at least one

01:19:39.170 --> 01:19:42.619
imitation. You might hear potch bells at a wedding.

01:19:44.100 --> 01:19:47.340
Say it again. This technique employs a melody

01:19:47.340 --> 01:19:50.979
with at least one imitation. You might hear potch

01:19:50.979 --> 01:19:56.560
bells at a wedding. This melody. Yeah. Say it

01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:59.819
one more time. This technique. Technique. Employs

01:19:59.819 --> 01:20:02.399
a melody with at least one imitation. Time it

01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:07.000
out. You don't? I don't know. The cannon. A cannon.

01:20:07.300 --> 01:20:11.590
Oh, cannon indeed. Yep. Pacha Bell's Canon. Wow.

01:20:11.770 --> 01:20:14.050
I didn't know that. I thought that was just the

01:20:14.050 --> 01:20:22.550
name of the song. Yeah. Same category. 800. 2800.

01:20:22.670 --> 01:20:29.989
Tyler's got 3400. Oh, I'm going to do what I

01:20:29.989 --> 01:20:35.250
got. Got 2800. I'll do 800. 800. Yeah. All right.

01:20:36.199 --> 01:20:38.960
I ain't afraid of this musical note with rhythmic

01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:41.920
value, but no discernible pitch when played.

01:20:43.159 --> 01:20:48.119
With rhythmic value? Yep, I ain't afraid of this

01:20:48.119 --> 01:20:52.079
musical note with rhythmic value, but no discernible

01:20:52.079 --> 01:21:03.180
pitch when played. I ain't afraid. Fuck, I really

01:21:03.180 --> 01:21:06.420
don't want to lose these points. I ain't afraid,

01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:15.340
so... Do you know it? Yes. Really? Yes. It's

01:21:15.340 --> 01:21:24.520
kind of easy with the beginning part. Say it

01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:29.000
again. I ain't afraid of this musical note with

01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:32.420
rhythmic value, but no discernible pitch when

01:21:32.420 --> 01:21:43.680
played. I want you to get this. Oh, fuck, dude.

01:21:44.159 --> 01:21:46.920
I think I'm just nervous. I think it's easy and

01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:49.420
I'm just nervous. I'm not going to give you the

01:21:49.420 --> 01:22:02.520
answer, but don't overthink it. One more time,

01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:06.239
tell me. I ain't afraid of this musical note

01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:09.630
with rhythmic value. but no discernible pitch

01:22:09.630 --> 01:22:25.010
in play. Rhythmic value. But no discernible pitch.

01:22:26.170 --> 01:22:30.270
Yeah. So, if I was, like, to tap on a table,

01:22:30.409 --> 01:22:33.029
that would have no pitch, but it would have a

01:22:33.029 --> 01:22:36.430
rhythm, right? Right. I don't know if you know

01:22:36.430 --> 01:22:46.880
the term for that. You're not afraid, though.

01:22:47.079 --> 01:22:48.920
Yeah. So it's something you should be afraid

01:22:48.920 --> 01:22:53.859
of. Are you afraid of a beat? What's your answer,

01:22:53.939 --> 01:22:56.939
Dan? Oh, fuck. That's not it. That's not it.

01:23:00.060 --> 01:23:05.819
Can we hurry this up? Tyler says, can we hurry

01:23:05.819 --> 01:23:30.210
this up? Not afraid. Hold on a second. I don't

01:23:30.210 --> 01:23:33.069
know. All right. Give a guess. Something you're

01:23:33.069 --> 01:23:37.850
afraid of. Something you're afraid of. I'm afraid

01:23:37.850 --> 01:23:42.210
of ghosts. He says ghosts. That's correct. Is

01:23:42.210 --> 01:23:44.329
it? Ghost note. Yeah, it's a ghost note. Oh,

01:23:44.329 --> 01:23:49.050
shit. I was like, don't beat yourself up. Dan

01:23:49.050 --> 01:23:52.829
gets it. Dan, you got ethanol enthusiast? I ain't

01:23:52.829 --> 01:23:56.409
afraid of no ghosts. Like Ghostbusters? I was

01:23:56.409 --> 01:23:59.439
just joking. Dan, you got it. All right. Dan,

01:23:59.439 --> 01:24:01.659
you got ethanol enthusiast, keeping score, and

01:24:01.659 --> 01:24:06.380
knives out. Keeping score. Keeping score, 1 ,000.

01:24:06.819 --> 01:24:10.539
This Italian word sharing its name with an instrument

01:24:10.539 --> 01:24:14.279
means soft, while its opposite forte means loud.

01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:21.039
Okay, I feel like this was a fucking question

01:24:21.039 --> 01:24:26.079
before. Well, what's the answer? This Italian

01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:28.239
word sharing its name with an instrument means

01:24:28.239 --> 01:24:31.920
soft, while its opposite, forte, means loud.

01:24:39.500 --> 01:24:46.720
Dude, fuck. Staccato is short and snappy. You

01:24:46.720 --> 01:24:48.640
know, remember that song? No one? No, hold on.

01:24:49.180 --> 01:24:51.100
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're still figuring

01:24:51.100 --> 01:24:54.439
this out. Stand by. Time it out. Don't time it

01:24:54.439 --> 01:24:57.399
out. Don't time it out. Dan says don't time it

01:24:57.399 --> 01:25:01.659
out. We spent fucking 10 minutes on the last

01:25:01.659 --> 01:25:05.479
one. It was fucking ghost. Alright, go ahead.

01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:10.500
Time it out. Time it out. That'd be piano. Nope.

01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:14.579
Wouldn't have gotten it. Dan, you got ethanol

01:25:14.579 --> 01:25:17.600
enthusiast and knives out. Ethanol enthusiast.

01:25:17.840 --> 01:25:22.729
200. This my way crooner. On the town actor,

01:25:22.949 --> 01:25:25.529
an ex -husband of Mia Farrow was considered a

01:25:25.529 --> 01:25:38.390
functioning alcoholic. For a thousand, this is

01:25:38.390 --> 01:25:41.329
a small, versatile kitchen knife used for delicate

01:25:41.329 --> 01:25:44.930
tasks requiring precision, such as peeling and

01:25:44.930 --> 01:25:47.649
coring fruits and vegetables, devaning shrimp,

01:25:47.989 --> 01:25:50.489
hauling strawberries, and creating garnishes.

01:25:53.159 --> 01:25:56.939
Say the beginning again. A small, versatile kitchen

01:25:56.939 --> 01:26:04.460
knife. What is a paring knife? Yes. Oh! Dan,

01:26:04.560 --> 01:26:08.560
you got ethanol enthusiast. Ethanol enthusiast

01:26:08.560 --> 01:26:13.159
it is. 400. This celebrated singer died in 2011

01:26:13.159 --> 01:26:17.319
with only two albums under her belt. Who's Amy

01:26:17.319 --> 01:26:22.199
Winehouse? Yes. Oh! It's an ironic name. Damn,

01:26:22.239 --> 01:26:28.800
Daniel. Ethanol enthusiast for 600. This supersized

01:26:28.800 --> 01:26:31.739
French wrestler and the princess bride actor

01:26:31.739 --> 01:26:37.819
is said to have really drank 156 beers in one

01:26:37.819 --> 01:26:43.319
sitting. That's insane. All right, Allie Mac,

01:26:43.359 --> 01:26:47.699
slow down. Tyler. All right, Kyle, slow down.

01:26:48.100 --> 01:26:50.689
How'd you get that? You didn't know Andre the

01:26:50.689 --> 01:26:52.569
Giant was in The Princess Bride? I didn't know

01:26:52.569 --> 01:26:54.390
if you liked The Princess Bride. It's a great

01:26:54.390 --> 01:26:56.789
movie. Nah, I just like Andre the Giant, too.

01:26:56.890 --> 01:27:01.329
Do you? You got ethanol enthusiasts for $800.

01:27:01.649 --> 01:27:05.130
$800. This country legend turned his struggles

01:27:05.130 --> 01:27:07.970
with booze into hits like Sunday Morning Coming

01:27:07.970 --> 01:27:15.510
Down. Who's George Jones? Oh, no. Ah, fuck. Say

01:27:15.510 --> 01:27:18.819
it again. This country legend turned his struggles

01:27:18.819 --> 01:27:21.619
with booze into hits like Sunday Morning and

01:27:21.619 --> 01:27:33.800
Coming Down. It's Johnny Cash. Yes. Damn. Last

01:27:33.800 --> 01:27:38.159
question. You got 1 ,000. This legendary Rat

01:27:38.159 --> 01:27:41.800
Pack crooner known for That's Amore once claimed

01:27:41.800 --> 01:27:50.710
he drank a bottle of Bermud a day. Did he already

01:27:50.710 --> 01:27:53.970
say Frank Sinatra? I already said Frank Sinatra.

01:27:54.029 --> 01:27:56.630
There's two more. I don't know which one it is.

01:27:56.630 --> 01:27:59.890
The legendary Rat Pack crooner, known for That's

01:27:59.890 --> 01:28:02.350
Amore, once claimed he drank a bottle of bourbon

01:28:02.350 --> 01:28:08.229
a day. That's not... Was he in the Rat Pack?

01:28:12.869 --> 01:28:15.550
You want to agree to time this out so we don't

01:28:15.550 --> 01:28:21.439
lose a thousand points? Hold on a sec. I know

01:28:21.439 --> 01:28:24.039
another one of the Rat Pack, right? Wasn't James

01:28:24.039 --> 01:28:27.840
Dean in the Rat Pack, but it wasn't him. James

01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:29.699
Dean wasn't in the Rat Pack. James Dean was in

01:28:29.699 --> 01:28:32.779
the 60s. He was an actor. Are you sure? Yes.

01:28:33.439 --> 01:28:41.119
Possibly, actually. What's another one of those

01:28:41.119 --> 01:28:46.850
fucking Italian singers? That's some more. Alright,

01:28:46.890 --> 01:28:48.829
let it go. Time it out. Time it out. That would

01:28:48.829 --> 01:28:53.189
be Dean Martin. Dean Martin. Damn. James Dean.

01:28:53.470 --> 01:28:56.449
That's what I was thinking. Dan's got 4 ,200.

01:28:56.810 --> 01:29:01.229
Tyler's got 5 ,000. Text me your wager. What's

01:29:01.229 --> 01:29:13.989
the category? I don't know. Go with it. I think

01:29:13.989 --> 01:29:16.340
Dan picked the game. Tyler. Pick a number, one

01:29:16.340 --> 01:29:22.720
through five. Four. Four? All right. Category

01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:42.359
is geography. I got your wagers. Question is,

01:29:42.460 --> 01:29:45.949
located in adjacent U .S. states. They're the

01:29:45.949 --> 01:29:49.529
first and last state capitals alphabetically.

01:29:51.289 --> 01:29:55.489
What? So in adjacent U .S. states, they're the

01:29:55.489 --> 01:29:58.909
first and last state capitals alphabetically.

01:29:59.109 --> 01:30:01.010
You have to get both of the state capitals? Yeah.

01:30:01.090 --> 01:30:05.109
Two state capitals that are first and last alphabetically

01:30:05.109 --> 01:31:14.300
in adjacent or touching U .S. states. Fuck. How

01:31:14.300 --> 01:31:16.859
many state capitals do you know, Dan? Not many.

01:31:17.479 --> 01:31:19.739
I know a decent amount, but I'm trying to figure

01:31:19.739 --> 01:31:22.520
out which one is next to it. And I can think

01:31:22.520 --> 01:31:25.380
of the A state capitals, but I don't know which

01:31:25.380 --> 01:31:28.899
ones are the lower letter ones. Because the ones

01:31:28.899 --> 01:31:31.060
that are lower letters are completely far away

01:31:31.060 --> 01:31:34.560
from the states that I think. Which capitals

01:31:34.560 --> 01:31:39.279
start with an A? Albany. Albany, Albuquerque.

01:31:40.399 --> 01:31:43.939
Right. Albuquerque, New Mexico. That's the only

01:31:43.939 --> 01:31:47.420
other one I can think of. Is Fairbanks or Anchorage

01:31:47.420 --> 01:31:51.779
the capital of Alaska? But it wouldn't even matter

01:31:51.779 --> 01:31:53.880
because it's fucking Alaska, so it's not touching

01:31:53.880 --> 01:32:08.140
any other state. Austin, Texas. I'm thinking

01:32:08.140 --> 01:32:10.380
that's the capital, though. It is. Is it? I think

01:32:10.380 --> 01:32:16.260
it is. It's either Austin or Houston. I think

01:32:16.260 --> 01:32:23.479
Austin's the capital. Denver, Colorado. That's

01:32:23.479 --> 01:32:30.239
not an A, though. It at least has to be higher

01:32:30.239 --> 01:32:34.260
than Albany. It has to be A -something before

01:32:34.260 --> 01:32:42.140
L. What's the capital of New Jersey? New Jersey

01:32:42.140 --> 01:32:48.699
City? I don't think so. Fuck. Let's just work

01:32:48.699 --> 01:32:52.340
together on this one. All right, well, Atlanta,

01:32:52.560 --> 01:32:54.739
Georgia. They're adjacent states, so they're

01:32:54.739 --> 01:32:57.100
touching states. Atlanta, Georgia. What's the

01:32:57.100 --> 01:33:05.539
capital of Florida? Is it Miami? No. No? Florida.

01:33:06.100 --> 01:33:10.279
What is it? Jacksonville? No, Jacksonville is

01:33:10.279 --> 01:33:15.890
not big enough to be a capital. But isn't Atlanta

01:33:15.890 --> 01:33:18.029
the capital of Georgia? Atlanta, Georgia? I think

01:33:18.029 --> 01:33:20.770
so. The capital of a lot of states is not the

01:33:20.770 --> 01:33:28.729
biggest one. Phoenix, Arizona. Albuquerque. I

01:33:28.729 --> 01:33:31.029
don't know if it's the capital, though. It could

01:33:31.029 --> 01:33:33.550
be A and P because there's no capital I don't

01:33:33.550 --> 01:33:37.470
think that starts with an X or Z. No. So P, Q,

01:33:37.529 --> 01:33:42.489
R, S. Fuck it. I'm going for the same thing.

01:33:42.710 --> 01:33:53.590
Yeah. It's two, though, yeah. Phoenix. I said

01:33:53.590 --> 01:33:58.390
it out loud. So that's mine. I couldn't spell

01:33:58.390 --> 01:34:07.470
it, so. You know I meant. We both get it wrong.

01:34:07.489 --> 01:34:10.229
We both get it right. Actually, actually, hold

01:34:10.229 --> 01:34:12.270
on a sec. Okay. I'm going to change mine, Casey.

01:34:12.789 --> 01:34:19.470
What? Okay. Hold on, hold on. That was. They're

01:34:19.470 --> 01:34:24.529
the furthest apart. Alphabetically. No, they're

01:34:24.529 --> 01:34:29.170
adjacent, so they're touching. The states are

01:34:29.170 --> 01:34:31.449
touching each other. They're adjacent. They're

01:34:31.449 --> 01:34:33.750
touching. Well, Arizona and New Mexico touch.

01:34:33.970 --> 01:34:36.430
Yeah, they're the first and last alphabetically.

01:34:38.029 --> 01:34:39.850
What's the capital of Vermont? Is it Rutland?

01:34:40.250 --> 01:34:43.369
I don't think so. No. No. I think it's Bennington.

01:34:43.510 --> 01:34:46.250
No, it's not. What's the capital of Vermont?

01:34:46.409 --> 01:34:51.560
It's Montpelier. Montpelier? Montpelier. That's

01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:54.659
a terrible city. I mean, people probably say

01:34:54.659 --> 01:34:56.319
the same thing about Albany. They're like, Albany's

01:34:56.319 --> 01:34:58.020
the capital of New York. I'm keeping that as

01:34:58.020 --> 01:35:02.819
my answer. You're keeping it? Yep. Alright, Dan

01:35:02.819 --> 01:35:07.680
says Albuquerque and Phoenix. That's incorrect.

01:35:08.699 --> 01:35:18.840
Dan, you bet. 1503. You're down to 2697. Tyler

01:35:18.840 --> 01:35:23.699
said Albuquerque and Phoenix. Is that the same

01:35:23.699 --> 01:35:27.699
thing that Dan said? Oh, yeah. You both said

01:35:27.699 --> 01:35:30.100
the same thing. Whoever you are, we're going

01:35:30.100 --> 01:35:34.039
to work together. 2 ,000. Tyler got 2 ,000. He's

01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:39.560
down to 3 ,000. Oh, shit. Tyler wins. That was

01:35:39.560 --> 01:35:44.739
a good game. What was the action music for? The

01:35:44.739 --> 01:35:52.960
answer was Albany and Trenton, New Jersey. Albany

01:35:52.960 --> 01:35:55.020
and New York and Trenton, New Jersey. I never

01:35:55.020 --> 01:35:58.619
remember Trenton. Yeah, I have no reason to remember

01:35:58.619 --> 01:36:05.119
Trenton. Tyler wins. Albuquerque, though? Albuquerque

01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:07.680
is not the capital of New Mexico. It's not? It's

01:36:07.680 --> 01:36:10.979
Santa Fe. Santa Fe? Yep. I thought Santa Fe was

01:36:10.979 --> 01:36:19.819
in California. Nope. All right, well. No, no,

01:36:19.840 --> 01:36:27.579
we'll do one more shameless plug here. All right,

01:36:27.579 --> 01:36:30.380
dude. All right. Good game, bro. We'll take a

01:36:30.380 --> 01:36:33.239
break, and maybe me and Dan will be back. Hold

01:36:33.239 --> 01:36:35.819
on a second. Hold on a second. No break. Real

01:36:35.819 --> 01:36:38.920
quick. What? No break. Real quick. Hold on a

01:36:38.920 --> 01:36:48.739
second. Shut that music down. All right, shameless

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about that earlier. It was like fucking... It

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was like shit from Harpoon Brewery, like collectibles

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and shit. Oh, we already did that one. Let's

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see. Some more shameless plugs. I like reading

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these. Oh, we already did this. Code ADX. Well,

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how about I go through some and you tell me which

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Jenner, these are the same sheets that fucking

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Bruce Jenner slept in, okay? Dude, these will

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make you want to fucking be a woman, is what

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we're saying. What do you think? Spike less golf

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shoes? Spike less or spike more? Spike less.

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Why would you want to spike less? Comfortable

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women's wear under summers? Damn. All right.

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Well, thanks for listening. We're sorry about

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this. Casey has turned this into a thing about

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money when it was just about hanging out with

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the boys. And now he's got us reading all these

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fucking plugs for these stupid products nobody's

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going to buy. Because he wants to get fucking

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25 cents an episode. Unbelievable. If you want

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to buy our products. This is where it's over.

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Episode 123 is where it ended. Where we sold

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out. Got us reading fucking shit. Type in promo

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code onto the podcast on these sites. Bamboo

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fucking betting. Nobody's going to buy this shit.

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God damn it. Just watch us make like $20 million

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off this shit. Yeah, no. Alright, like us on

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Facebook and, you know, as always, be kind to

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yourselves. And each other. Who we at? Who we

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at? For all we know, robots have souls. We just

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don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think

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we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

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rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out

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there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended

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episode. Where the fuck did the spearmen come

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from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become

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ghosts? They're killing all the already born

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babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.

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Somewhere in China. In some days, there are super

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soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

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They have dread and super soldiers. Then they

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are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do

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not negotiate with parents. I decide what to

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do. holding their pulse feel them die of this

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virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're

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fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that

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the government has taken it to the next level

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with the birds they know what birds are going

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to cross paths with you that you are going to

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be able to raise and they are going to make them

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so fucking real they're going to sink money into

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them because they know that it's Cut it open,

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you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry,

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but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely

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violent. Which, by the way, big brother, is the

01:41:19.899 --> 01:42:01.619
Overlord 2. George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator,

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okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real,

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okay? Look it up. Look it up. He says that he

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was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked

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with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

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He says that he was doing it just to survive,

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but he fucking loved it. He was having a great

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fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is

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the fucking devil, okay?