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Episode... 100. 122. Your, uh... In case I'm
here with Kyle Franklin. Special guest. He's
filling in for the nobody that's here. I just
move into Casey's house once a week. This song's
called I Hate Myself and Want to Die by Nirvana.
I googled that and I got the suicide hotline.
What is it? 811? 811 is for digging. What? I
said, what is it? 8 -1 -1, but that's for digging,
right? You're going to dig in your yard? You're
going to figure out if there's power lines? You
call 8 -1 -1. 8 -1 -1. You call 8 -1 -1. How
can we help you? I'm going to kill myself. All
right. It says you're not alone. If someone you
know is having a hard time, talk to somebody
today. 988 -SUICIDE -CRISIS -988. I'm calling
811 and they're going, well, what are you trying
to dig? I can't even listen to a song called
I Hate Myself and I Want to Die without having
fucking suicide highlights pop up. This is what
your government wants, Casey. They want us all
to be suicidal and fucking depressed. You did
this. You. People like you did this. Kyle, I
know you've had a lot of escapades in your day.
You ever called the suicide hotline or have any
experience with that? Wait a minute. Let me go
back this up. I never called the suicide hotline.
Yeah, I've tried to kill myself, Casey. Oh, yeah.
I'm trying to say, what do they do on the suicide
hotline to get people to not kill themselves?
You know what would be good? We call it right
now. Let's not do that. I want to fuck. I hate
myself. Just say the lyrics of the song. I hate
myself and I want to die. That would not be a
good prank call. What are you guys doing? What
kind of producers on this podcast? You guys suck,
bro. What are you guys doing? Anything funny?
Fun? If this was my podcast, we'd prank call
988 every fucking time. Yeah, we just call the
suicide hotline for your fucking prank calls
now. It's fine. They're like, oh, it's another
prank call again. Jesus Christ. I don't know.
Say you're working at the suicide hotline, right?
Somebody called you and they wanted to kill themselves.
What would you say? What would be the right thing
to say? Male or female? I don't know. I'll say
male. Male. I'd say, listen, big fella. Why do
you want to kill yourself? Yeah. I'd say, what
do you look like? And, you know, he might say
something like, well, I'm like six foot one and
I'm kind of fat or whatever, blah, blah, blah.
I say, listen, it ain't nothing to get a $10
Planet Fitness membership. Right. Get in shape.
What's the matter? You ain't got pussy in a while?
Yeah. No, I haven't got laid in a long time.
I say, well, you know what? A couple hundred
bucks might be able to buy a hooker down at Schenectady.
She'll suck you without her teeth. And she'll
chew on it. You're not going to kill yourself,
but you might have a new issue. That's how you're
hooked on hookers. That's the name of the band,
Hooked on Hookers. What if it was a female? I
say, listen here, sweetheart. What's the matter?
How big are you? She goes, I'm very skinny. I
don't eat much. I throw up a lot. I say, well,
listen, maybe you should try and eat something
better, something that tastes good, something
spicy. Eat something spicy, you might stop throwing
it up. Stop throwing that finger down. You're
throwing it up. And she'll go, all right. And
I said, when was the last time you got laid?
I swear to God, people are killing themselves.
It all comes down to when was the last time you
got laid? No, three years ago. Go fuck somebody.
They don't have to look good. Close your eyes.
You know? Dream it. Jennifer Aniston. You know
what? Yeah. I mean, I can see that. You ever
watch Fifty Shades of Grey? Just fucking jerk
off. Jerk off. Yeah. If you want to kill yourself,
just jerk off. Just jerk off. Or jerk off less.
Maybe you jerk off too much. Look, I guarantee
after you jerk off, you'll at least not want
to kill yourself a little bit less. Post -Nut
Clarity. Jerk off and you're like... What the
fuck did I want to kill myself for anyway? Like,
vice versa. You flick your bean around. You have
a little orgasm. You go, what the fuck? What
was wrong with me? You know? But you ever watch
Fifty Shades? Well, you know Fifty Shades of
Grey, right? I never watched it. I never read
the book, but I understand the premise, right?
I'm familiar. It's like a very rich guy, and
he wants to do all this bondage and shit. Yeah.
That only works with rich people. This is where
the female mind, right? Only works with rich
people. Because I'm a garbage man, right? I could
do the same thing. If I slid a note to a girl
and said like... Why don't you come to my apartment?
I'm going to tie you up and beat the snot out
of you. Fuck your ass. She's going to turn me
into the cops. But because he's what? A big millionaire
and he slides a note? Because he's fit and attractive
and rich. Oh, because I'm fat? Not attractive,
Casey? You're a fat garbage man. She's going
to fucking call the cops. That's what I'm saying.
Imagine if a plumber slid that note. They'd be
like, Ew! Wall Street guy slides the note. She
goes, oh, my pussy's so fucking wet. Yeah, but,
like, women have fantasies about, like, fucking
the plumber, right? Help me, stepbrother. I'm
stuck in the fucking sink. Yeah, like, I'm fucking
home alone and the plumber's coming. The plumber
shows up to lay pipe, right? Right. Yeah. I don't
have a porn star deck. That's the other issue
is I don't. I'm below average. Well, not a lot
of people do besides porn stars. That's why they're
porn stars. If you had a hammer, could you ever
be a porn star? I don't think so. It's a lot
of work. How much do you hate going to work?
Well, I think it depends what you're doing. No,
but like right now, I hate it a lot. Yeah, you
hate going to work, right? Imagine, imagine feeling
that way because your work is being a porn star.
You're like, fuck. There you go. Fuck these three
broads. And then you come home, your fucking
wife's like, let's have sex. And you're like,
fuck. Yeah. Did you hear this thing? How Riley
Reed? Who used to be like this fucking big sports
star. Her and the other one. She wanted all her
videos removed from the internet. Yeah, her and
the other one. Because she's a mom now. You know
what the thing is? You don't see Sasha Gray doing
this. And I mean that. Maybe I didn't watch her.
Maybe I heard of people watching her. Maybe shooting
golf balls out of her asshole. firing them across
the room. You don't see her wanting that shit
taken off. Right. But I mean, you know what?
Like, that's like with OnlyFans girls, right?
Like, a lot of them think they're going to get
rich and then they sell their pussy for five
bucks. Three people buy it and before you know
it, their whole hometown's seen their fucking
clit. You know what I mean? Like, you thought
you were going to get rich and got... $15 in
the fucking 300 people you went to high school
with. I go on fucking 4chan, which is like worldwide
fucking degenerate network. And I see fucking
518 Albany sluts. Anything good? I mean, a few
things. Well, I mean, that was the other thing.
I mean, just you never know what you're going
to, you know. They've ruined the nude industry,
you know. You get intimate with a lady. You start,
you know, you court her. You start talking to
her, your friends, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
And, you know, maybe you start talking a little
more. You know, you go down the street and blah,
blah, blah before you know it. You know, maybe
before she might send you a couple of racy pictures.
Things look good and then you send her a couple
of racy pictures. You can't do that no more.
People are posting on the internet. You can't
send a picture of your fucking, you know what
I mean? God, man, we grew up in a better time,
Casey. Internet, I mean, we used to have to,
if you want to watch a whole porn video, you
had to get all eight fucking videos together
of the three -minute clips. You know, that was
good times. You used to have to fucking take
Polaroids and just print them out and put them
on your wall. You used to have to find your dad's
fucking porno mag stash. If you're lucky, you
had a video. No, the best part was, like, if
you had a friend that had a horny dad and he
had, like, the Spice Network or something that
he went over, because, like, You used to put
on like the HBO After Dark on your TV, but it
was like staticky. So every now and again you
see a nipple or something. But if you had like
one of the dads that were like real horny, you
went over to their house. They already had the
channel. It's like 1130. Everybody's like watching
it jerking off together. Do you remember how
much people freaked out back in like 2006 when...
Janet Jackson's nipples got exposed on TV. Pulled
her fucking tit out. Have you guys not seen a
nipple before? You couldn't even like... Dude,
I remember as a kid, I was like, well, he has
a tit. Like nine or ten. I remember like nine
or ten years old. And nobody in my house was
like, oh, cover your eyes. It was just like a
tit flopped out for like half a second. And everybody
freaked out. And now you got Bad Baby fucking
posting her pussy online on OnlyFans. I'm going
to start posting my asshole and my taint on OnlyFans.
50 cents a picture. I've been fucking with Bad
Baby a lot lately, actually. I've been with her
a few times. Because she went from the catch
me outside girl to like... Now she's actually
like getting decent at rap. People are like,
what the fuck? You've been listening to her music.
I thought you were jerking off to her. No, no,
no. Just listen to her music. There's that video
where she... Oh, fuck. Her fucking boyfriend
broke up with her and she was just on her boyfriend's
hood of the car. Just like sobbing. Fuck. Hang
on. You hit that smoke salt? That one fucked
me up. You want to watch me do it again? For
the third time. Oh, my God. My fucking nose is
running. That shit works. That shit works. Oh,
fuck. God, you know what I think about every
time I come down in this basement? Yeah. Fuck.
I think about. What if my parents find out I
was on this podcast? What if my parents find
the 100th episode when I was like 48 beers deep
and called Allie Mac a faggot? You guys are having
a conversation. I'm like, fuck you, Allie Mac.
You fucking faggot. Yeah, no, I thought we were
going to get kicked out of that fucking hotel.
Somebody brought an 18 and a 36 or something
like that. I remember drinking. I drank the entire
18. No, I think you drank probably 32 beers.
Because we had two at dinner, right? So I had
two beers at dinner, but they were shock tops,
so they were more. I drank all 18 of the Labatt's.
You drank champagne. Yeah, I drank like, you
had two bottles of champagne. I had a big bottle
of champagne. Yeah, I feel like I had three or
four glasses of champagne. And then Allymac had
like the. 30 rack or the 36 pack. I drank a lot
of those, too. At the very least, there was 30.
There probably was more. And champagne. Damn.
And somehow... I just remember the walk to Stewart's
and back, and I was like... You were up and ready
to go in the morning. You're, like, better than
I was. I'm not trying to call myself a professional
alcoholic, but I remember when he was riding,
but the car ride, we got halfway back, and I
remember just looking at Tyler, and I'm like,
can you pull over? He's like, there's a rest
stop in like 30 miles. I was like, not like right
now. He pulls over in the middle, and I'm like,
on the side of the road. I close the door, put
my seatbelt back on, and I was like, All right,
bring me home. No, I woke up like a half hour
before checkout, and I was like, I gotta take
a shower before we go do something. I didn't
drink nearly as much as you. No, I don't think
anybody did. My whole goal was to show, well,
not really show my ass, but I was like, listen,
we got all this beer to drink. Somebody's going
to drink it. Nobody was drinking it. I said,
all right, well, we're not going to. No beer
left behind. And it was just me and Allie Mac.
And then Allie Mac after was like, I'm not drinking
anymore. Fuck you, Allie Mac, faggot. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that. I almost got fired a couple
days ago for saying faggot. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's
like beat this. Well, so, really? I haven't talked
to Sean in a while. Yeah. Like a couple weeks.
So, like, there's this guy at work. He works
in the shop. He takes pictures of everything,
right? and sends it to the big boss. Oh, no.
And so he wanted to down my truck. It has an
issue. He wanted to down it. And I go to my supervisor,
Luke, and I'm like, yeah, they're going to down
my truck. We had no extra trucks. So we're fucked.
I said, you know, he's like, well, why? Who wants
to take it down? And I said, that rat faggot,
John, wants to take it down. My big boss, Chris,
was like, whoa, you can't say that word. Because
I was like, what rat? And he's like, no, you
know what you said. I was like, faggot. And he's
like, stop, stop. He's like, we should fucking
walk you out. And there's a supervisor Kwan who's
like dark as night. That's a slur, Kyle. That's
a slur. You actually got a slur jar here. And
that's one of the words that you have to fucking.
You got to put something in there. It doesn't
have to be money, but it has to be like fucking
cum or something. Oh, you want me to jerk off?
There you go. Big hundred. The best part was
like, as I'm saying, like, dude, when we were
growing up, we used to say that word all the
time. You know, the one of the supervisors was
like, dude, nowadays saying that words like saying
the N word and Kwan sitting next to me dark as
night. And I'm like, As soon as he got done saying
that, I was like, we used to grow up saying that
word all the time. And I was like, wait, not
that word. I was like, faggot. And he's like,
stop fucking saying it. We should fucking walk
you out right now. Fine. Yeah. I was like, all
right. It's like that South Park episode where
they're, like, calling everybody faggot. The
fucking motorcycle guy. Yeah, yeah. They, like,
didn't know that. what they're doing is even
wrong. Right. I mean, I was just like, I'm sorry.
I fucking, yeah, I'll just make a better insult
next time. I stood in Gabe. None of those guys
stood in Gabe pride parade. I mean, you're from
Lansing where we don't have to expect you to
have, you know, fucking societal fucking fucking
cordial society here. It's like, yeah, so he's
a faggot. He sucks dick. I'm sorry. What do you
want me to say? I like him. He's my friend. You
can't say that. Go fuck yourself. What do you
mean? I don't know. Life is simpler in Lansingburg.
It really is. Everybody loves each other, but
everybody hates each other. I'm not from, like,
the fucking ghetto like that. I'm from the fucking,
I'm from the country, bro. Well, I was just talking
to somebody. They were talking, they, yesterday,
was it yesterday or the day before, one or two,
and they were saying, like, they were playing
some gambling game on their phone. And I was
like, oh, yeah, you know, I love playing craps.
And she was like, I've never played craps before.
I was like, what, you never rolled dice? I don't
remember how it went, but I was like, oh, now
all of a sudden I'm ghetto because I threw dice
behind the bodega. Really? Oh, I don't think
that's what happened. If you know a lot about
casinos and shit, you'll know craps. I love craps.
That's the only thing I play now. I used to be
a big blackjack guy. You got to listen to the
episode where we talked about blackjack because
you'll see that I was a big blackjack guy. I
used to be a big... I was a big blackjack guy
until the first time I went to Vegas. We flew
out and we went to the craps table. And I swear
to God, I rolled for two and a half hours straight
without hitting a seven. And, like, if you know
anything about craps, that's wild. I don't. I
was just actually learning the rules to craps
because we used to play that VR game, like the
casino game a lot. Oh, I played poker on that.
I don't have the VR, but I'll fire up my PC and
play poker on that. Yeah, that's the game we
were talking about on the podcast. Yeah, I found
out my guy, I dress him up all good because I'm
not on VR, though. I'm apparently a chick, you
know? Yeah, yeah. So I'll start talking and they'll
be like, oh, I thought you were a chick. And
I'm like, no, I'm a fucking dude. They're like,
well, you're a chick. And I'm like, no, I'm not.
So poker stars, right? No, it's like, no, but
it's. The game we played was called Poker Stars.
Well, Poker Stars is a legit poker thing. Yeah.
This one's on Steam. It's like VR casino or something.
Yeah, this was like virtual money. Well, this
is too. You could put your own money into it,
but you're not going to win anything. You're
right. But yeah, craps is fun because it's...
Am I going to explain craps right now? I mean,
I don't actually know the rules, but... Well,
really, all it is is... When the game starts,
right, nobody has money out, right? You've got
to have money on what's called the pass line
to be in the game. You know how in poker if you
play an ante game, or poker even, you have to
have a blind bet or put an ante out to be in
the game? Yeah. So same style. There's a pass
bet. Say it's a $15 minimum, right? You've got
to put $15 in the pass, right? Now you're in
the game. Now you can bet. Now you can do whatever.
And they roll the dice until they get something
that's on the board. So not 2, 11, 12, or 7,
right? Say it hits a 6. That number's on, right?
So now the pass line bet becomes, that's the
on bet. Everybody has it, right? You could put
odds behind it. So say you have $15, put $25
behind it. I want to say it's 2 to 1 on your
pass line, so there's $15. I want to say it's
like 3 to 2 for the odds. But that's where you
make your money is hitting the on number, right?
So let's say we hit 6. That's the hot number.
Everybody's betting on it. But now you can bet
on all sorts of things, right? Say I want to
put money on 4. Or money on 10. So in this game,
let's say we have the 6 is the arm. We put money
on an 8 and a 10. Well, you just roll the dice,
right? If it hits 8, boom, you make money. It
hits 10, boom, you make money. It hits 4, you
don't make money, you don't lose money because
you don't have a bet on the 4, right? The game
just keeps going. You just keep rolling the dice.
Your money stays on the table. Every time you
hit one of the bets, you're betting. You make
money until it hits a 7. That ends it. All the
money comes off the table and then it goes to
the next guy. I mean, that's as simple as it
gets, but it's a little more complex. Not really
more complex, but it's a little more. It's just
easier to see with a table in front and the game
going on. Yeah, they just added to this game
that me and Allie McIntyre play a lot, which
was Poker Stars on VR. And before that, we just
played a lot of blackjack and poker and fucking
blackjack. I literally got to number, I think,
four in the world at blackjack earnings at this
game. How often were you playing? Well, no, I
was just, like, really into it for, like, a week
straight. Yeah. And then I was just playing blackjack.
Blackjack's fun. I would have a system, though.
Like, I have a fucking system where you, like,
a betting strategy. And I would. What was it?
It's called the Martingale system. Oh, my God.
So you were doing research. This wasn't even
real money and you were researching. It's pretty
easy. Basically, if you win, you reset your bet
to the lowest amount. So you start with like
a $5 bet. Yeah, no, this is like standard blackjack.
Yeah, if you win, you reset it to $5. But if
you fucking lose, you double it. So that if you
win, you get your money back. Right. So you just
keep doing that. The only thing is, like, if
it goes too long and you just keep losing a lot
of hands in a row, you'll just fucking lose all
your money. Right, right, right. But I got up
to, like, fucking $800 million in fake chips
in this game, and I was, like, number four in
the world. And then I just fucking, I don't know,
blew it all in a few high -stakes hands. Yeah,
yeah. It was stupid, yeah. I love craps. Blackjack's
fun, but honestly, the most fun I've had. is
craps when the table gets hot everybody especially
when you get a couple ghetto guys in there and
they start when when when a number hits you roll
a number out and they go do laps around the table
you know that's how the guy from migos died was
he was playing craps doing like a legal dice
game you ever hear that's what happened to you
ever been to a dice game Well, not an illegal
street. I'm not from Lansingburg. Me neither.
Clear the record. Me neither. I've never been
to any illegal gambling. I'm at the gas station
on 109th Street for that. So you played fucking
side alley craps? Yeah, 100%. And I said, dude,
guns come out knives come out like people get
upset yeah I mean like crap set of tables completely
different like but playing street dice there's
I mean it's there's different variations whatever
but yeah people get upset When you start getting
$200, $300, $400 on the fucking ground and then
somebody wins it all, somebody pulls a gun, it's
like, oh shit, there goes the game. Everybody
just starts scrambling to grab their money to
run. I mean, way to be a sore loser. You fucking
lose and you just pull out a gun and shoot a
guy. It happens all the time. It's not Red Dead
Redemption. It's funny. The more I think about
ghetto crimes, the more I think like... It's
just Cowboys and Indians again. Somebody gets
wrong, somebody pulls out a revolver. Like, what
do you say to me? Yeah, I've been playing a lot
of Red Dead Redemption 2. I was thinking about
doing a playthrough again. That would be my third
playthrough. Dude, I wish, you ever wish, like,
you know how, like, people say, like, you can
go back in time and, like, relive something for
the first time again? It's like Red Dead 2, Witcher
3. And I wish I could watch, what do you call
it, Shutter Island again for the first time.
Oh, yeah. It's just like, dude, those three things,
like, I remember, like, I stopped gaming for
a long time. And then I started playing Red Dead.
And, like, the story was just so compelling.
I never played the first one ever. But I just
get into the second one, and it was just, like,
the story was so fucking compelling. Like, it
was just. fantastic writing yeah it was like
and then like you could just go off and hunt
bears like you could like play the story and
be like yeah you know what i'm gonna spend three
weeks hunting elk just get perfect skins i'm
gonna get this fucking satchel or whatever you
know maybe i gotta look at like you could play
that game for four years straight you know it's
just that good I remember I used to take my Xbox
to the Brunswick station, the old one. It would
just be me and Shane, and he'd be sleeping, and
I would just hook the Xbox up and just fucking
ride my horse around and wait for somebody to
die in the town of Brunswick. Yeah, I was always
more into GTA, but I've just been waiting for
fucking GTA 6 to come out, and I've been playing
Red Dead Redemption. That one hit me hard. Damn,
Kyle's fucking getting high off his phone calls.
Fuck. I'm trying to hit my left nostril and it
only hit my fucking right one. Oh, my God. Oh,
man. Kyle, last week, you know, we were talking
a lot about politics. Right, right. Hit me with
it. Hit me with it. Because, you know, you got
a bunch of these retards. Yeah. And they both,
retards. Vampires. I mean, obviously, about the
Charlie Kirk shooting, the left has been like,
oh, you know, fuck you. We hit that guy. The
right has been like, oh, if you don't honor this
guy as Martin Luther King Jr., you're a failure.
They're both wrong. Yeah, exactly. I swear to
God, I didn't know who this guy was until South
Park. Well, I just didn't know. I just knew him
from the memes with the teeth. Dude, I didn't
even know that. I watched South Park. I was like,
oh, that's kind of funny. And then my roommate
sent me a video. It was like, dude, they just
shot Charlie Kirk. And I was like, oh, the guy
from South Park? And then all of a sudden, everything
went nutty. I'm like, dude, first off, I'm not
anti -Christian, but I think they're retarded.
I think a lot of them are. So if you're going
to wrap your political beliefs in Christianity,
automatically you got me on a negative. They're
going to cancel me for this. But I'm just saying,
did he deserve to die no nobody deserves to die
because of their beliefs and then i watch these
people on the left people out of respect you
know i'm friends with or whatever i thought i
was friends with thank god he got shot thank
god he's dead but i'm like that's disgusting
that's you know pitiful disgusting whatever and
then people on the right that are like oh make
him a martyr make him a What has he done? He
hasn't really... I mean, yeah, he spoke out and
you agreed with him. It's terrible that he died.
Nobody should die, but is he a martyr? Probably
not. I mean, people on the left were like, oh,
I'm glad he's dead. I was fucking satisfied.
When I seen shit like that, I was like, that's
disgusting. He advocated for his own death because
he was for guns. Yeah, because of what he said
about the gun control. People on the right were
like, they literally put him in a picture. between
Jesus and Martin Luther King. No, he wasn't Martin
Luther King. He wasn't Malcolm X. Because he
literally said fucking what? You know, all these
black women were not as smart as... Dude, I'll
settle this right now for everybody. One's a
racist and one's a fucking... He should not have
died. He should not have been killed. But he
hasn't done anything to become a martyr. A martyr
for what? Well, he is a martyr to Trump fucking
MAGA and conservatives who are still on this
fucking train. Retards. Yeah, and they're...
You may go Alex Jones. The thing is, they're
not even on Trump's side because Trump is fucking...
Trump fucking killed him in order to cover up...
He was advocating for the release of the Epstein
files. All I'm saying is that's a CIA hit. Well,
yeah. He was like, guys, we have to release the
Epstein files. There's something going on there.
A hundred percent is like that. As soon as it
happened, I said, that's a CIA hit. Why? I don't
know. I can't speculate on it. You know, I know
I can usually tie, you know, Ruby Ridge and Waco
to 9 -11, Tower 7, whatever. But this one, fellas,
you got to give me a little time. You got to
give me a little time for some research and some
looking around. I mean, Trump didn't even care
that Charlie Kirk fucking died. He was like.
You know, he's got to care. I guess I have to
go to the funeral. Yeah, he's got to care for
his constituents. But, I mean, like, what is
that guy doing for him? I mean, the guy was like,
release the Epstein files if you're not in it.
Like, prove it. Right. Like, you see, you know,
Nick Fuentes? Mm -hmm. He was actually advocating
this week. He was like, we fucked up. He was
like, we have to release the Epstein files. And
now fucking Trump's saying that if anybody...
doesn't want to release the Epstein files, they're
not with him anymore. Like, you're not on my
side anymore. It's... It all comes down... I
mean, there's a lot of pedophiles, man. Yeah.
It's globalist. Yeah. We need an anti -globalist
party. Because both the... Who are the globalists?
Well, hang on. Hang on. We're talking anti -globalist
parties, right? Yeah, yeah. Is it okay to be
a nationalist and love your country? Right? It's
okay to be a nationalist. Hang on, hang on, hang
on. Just play the game with me real quick. Is
it okay to be a nationalist and love your country?
Yeah, that's different from a globalist. Hang
on, hang on. Is it okay to be a socialist and
want fair shake for everybody together and others
and everybody works towards a better cause for
each other, right? Yeah, you can be a socialist
and a nationalist. Well, hang on, hang on. Right?
So it's okay to be a nationalist and love your
country, right? Play the game. Yeah. It's okay
to be a socialist and want better for others
and want better for people to want better for
you, right? As we work together for a common
goal. Is that okay, right? Yeah, yeah. And then
is it okay to want workers to unite and fight
together? Oh, absolutely. Right, right? And everything
go good? And then, you know, it's okay for people
to assume to be in a party, right? that's okay
you know we uh if we agree in the same beliefs
we could be a party right i mean yeah i think
parties should be but is it okay to be the nationalist
socialist worker party well that's just because
the fucking nazis literally the nazis used that
name in order to just tainted that name so is
it okay to mash all four together yeah All four
are good, and then we bash them together, and
all of a sudden now we're herding up globalists.
They took four things. They're like, this sounds
good. We'll put them together, and people will
vote for us. Right. Yeah. Like nationalists,
socialists, workers, all these people are going
to vote for us. And it worked. Right. Well, it
didn't work the first time. Hitler wound up in
prison. I think we need another Nazi revolution.
Nazi revolution? Yeah, I mean, we don't have
to lock anybody up, but you know what I mean?
We gotta shake things up. Something's gonna happen.
I'm not necessarily saying let Nazis take control,
but I'm saying we need something like that. You
know, it's been, what, the 40s? Well, the 30s,
really? So 70 plus what? I mean, it's almost
been 100 years. I think we just need people that
are, you know, good people and follow the rules,
take control. I don't even know about follow
the rules, take control. Just have empathy. Let
me love the person next to me, and they love
me, and that's all that matters. Yeah. It's all
about hate lately. Like, we fucking hate this
side. We hate this other side. We don't care
if you're dead. This is my side. Yeah. Fuck that
side. I was just watching after 9 -11, right?
Yeah. All the Congress members saying, God bless
America. It didn't matter what you believed in.
It was like people came together and they're
like, let's just heal. We're Americans. And I've
seen a lot of people talk about in modern times,
9 -11 was the most... unified the nation ever
was yeah it's like I mean dude just imagine like
remember fucking one of the greatest moments
in there goes the slur jar you see that I wasn't
supposed to put that in there one of the greatest
moments um was uh George Bush throwing out that
pitch at uh you know, a Mets -Yankees game. You
know, he's wearing the windbreaker. And then
right behind that, the second greatest moment
was him, like, talking about, we're going to
kill these terrorists. We're going to go over
there and take them out. And then he goes, now
watch this drive. Sloughs a golf ball down the
fairway. That's so American, man. Like, a lot
of people hated George Bush, rightfully so. I
mean, what? I mean, that's a couple moments right
there. I would have took George Bush any day
over Donald Trump. That's for sure. Would you
take him over Joe Biden? Sleepy Joe? Yeah, definitely.
At least George Bush fucking cared about America.
Donald Trump doesn't care about America. Joe
Biden doesn't care about America. They care about
the fucking Epstein's Island. They care about
covering up what the fucking crimes are. And
JoJo was not good at hiding how much he loved
kids. He'll grab little itty -bitty titties and
sniff their hair. It's disgusting. But George
W. Bush was a pure person. Dude, he was retarded.
Sure. He was as American as a guy was. No, he
was too retarded to go down there. If he went
down there, he'd be hanging out. He'd be like,
oh, the kids go over here? He'd be getting touched
by fucking old Jeffy, you know? Then we had Obama,
who I thought was a great person. Obama. Obama.
Obama was a great speaker. You know, he wasn't
as good as Hitler, but he was a phenomenal speaker.
When you talk about, what are you talking about?
You'd be like, what was it? Change. Change was
this thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to
go with change. Like, phenomenal. Get people
going. But there's a room for good speakers.
You know, you can change the room with that.
I mean, I think Obama was the perfect president.
Like, what did he do wrong? Other than the shit
that the fucking Republicans made up. What did
he do wrong, but what did he do right? You know
what I mean? What did he do right? He took the
economy from George Bush's recession that started
in 2008, and he eventually, during his presidency,
turned it around so that it was more prosperity.
What they say is you should look at a president's
economy two terms after their last term. You're
probably looking at Bush having a good economy
because, you know. But, I mean, sure. No, I think
Bush killed the economy. Well, he killed our
economy, but he certainly helped out the war.
Well, Bush was a war president. I mean, think
about it. I was watching a lot of 9 -11 videos
this week. You think about it. After this fucking
attack happens, you have to declare war on somebody.
So he's like, who do we declare war on? Afghanistan.
I guess it's going to be Afghanistan because
they have the most number of al -Qaeda camps.
Actually, there's a couple books I've read that
how Afghanistan had a thriving agricultural you
know um economy right like agriculturally they're
doing phenomenal yeah and then we came over there
and then said that all these crops you guys growing
opium who poppies plant poppies right and then
there was military that was dedicated to protecting
the poppy fields why why damn So, here we go.
I wasn't going to go on the conspiracies here.
That's what this is. Conspiracy podcast. We find
a good location to grow poppies, right? Afghanistan.
We now force them to grow poppy, right? We then
extract the opium from the poppies. We send it
to a company. also known as big pharma who then
turns those opium whatever into oxycontin who
then doctors distribute it all over the place
saying it's not addictive it's not addictive
gets everybody addicted to opiates right heroin
crisis right cia has their hands in mexico because
they're trying to do things in mexico and shit
like that well how do we get people to Have Mexico's
biggest export. Oh, let's get them all hooked
on fucking opiates. Okay. Oxycontin. Not addictive.
Everybody gets addicted. Oh my God. It's fucking
$300 for a bottle of 30. How about you take this
heroin? $5 a bundle. Get you as high as that
bottle of 30. Where's the heroin coming from?
Mexico. El Salvador. Just saying. Build the wall?
Probably not. Look at our government? Yeah, most
likely. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. What
do you think about this shit that Trump and RFK
are saying about Tylenol this week? It's funny
because, well, it's not funny. I've seen a couple
grandmas that were like, now I know why my grandson
or whatever has autism, blah, blah, blah. And
then there was a couple moms that were like,
I'm going to delete social media because I'm
not going to be told that I'm the cause for autism
in my child. I'm like, ah, fucking. First off,
I think, I mean, I've always been on the assumption
that acetaminophen is terrible. It's dangerous.
Close your fucking liver up. Only if you take
more than the recommended dose. So if you're
talking about, like, Breaking a fever, right?
You're going to take acetaminophen over, like,
an NSAID? I would say that acetaminophen works
better for fevers and pain than an NSAID, actually.
I've always been an ibuprofen guy. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean, and even with my son, I mean, there was
a couple times he had high fevers. He did the
suppository with the Tylenol. But other than
that, it was usually, like, ibuprofen or whatever.
I've always been, like, staunch against acetaminophen.
Always. Really? Because I just, I mean, you know.
I recommend it, actually, because there's actually
no side effects. If you take more than the recommended
dose to your liver, it might be. Well, like,
the issue is, like, in medic school, like, they
taught us about this. One of the cases in medic
school was, like, this girl who had, like, a
toothache for six months, right? All of a sudden,
you know, basically she has abdominal pain, chest
pain, this and that. And then the scenario is,
like, she crashes out at the end. And, you know,
you find out it's because she's been taking half
a bottle of Tylenol every day for six months,
you know. And, you know, I just, I'm like, well,
fuck. The only thing with NSAIDs is, like, what,
I just bleed to death? As long as I don't have
a bleed, I'll be all right. You know, I've always
been an ibuprofen guy, but, like, it's just something
about the liver, you know? Yeah, you know. You
take enough NSAIDs, you fucking get that acid
reflux. Right. That's my problem. But we have
this patient that comes in, like, every so often.
He says that he takes, like, 100 to 200 Tylenol
pills. And, like, obviously, that's not correct.
Yeah. Because he would be, like, dead. 100%,
yeah. But basically he tries to overdose himself
on Tylenol. Jesus Christ. But it's really hard
to unless you take like a mega dose. Like five
bottles or whatever. Yeah, so there's an antidote
to it. Yeah. And like Tylenol came out in 1950.
Right. Autism was first described in 1911. I've
seen a picture. I seen a picture that was like
the, um, what do you call it? The vaccines or
like the, what was it? The thing that causes
the symptoms. Right. So they take the vaccines.
It causes the fever, really massive fevers. So
then you give them the Tylenol causes the autism.
You know, it's like. So they're trying to link
to Tylenol causes autism. It's like the most
fucking sheep fucking retarded. No, but they're
trying to, they're trying to link the Tylenol
to the vaccines as well. So they're trying to
say, they're trying to say the vaccines don't
cause autism either. It was just like a conservative.
I would, I would, I would believe more that vaccines
cause autism than Tylenol because like, you know,
vaccines can actually have, like, DNA property
and stuff like that and genetic remodeling and
stuff like that. Well, like, Tylenol is just
a cinnamon fin. It's like... Now, we might not
be laughing at 10 years when we find out, oh,
shit, a cinnamon fin actually does cause autism.
It doesn't, though. It's completely made up because
fucking, you know, RFK and Donald Trump want
to just have... Shit in the news to distract
from the fucking aptitude files. Right, right.
I love RFK, but he gets gung -ho on some dumb
shit. Like, dude, I've been taking Tylenol. I've
been recommending to actually my patients Tylenol.
I've been taking Tylenol for years. Like, Tylenol
came out after autism, you know, was discovered.
Yeah, but you know what? They don't know what
they were talking about back then. But you can't
put a direct link between Tylenol and autism.
But what if you can, though? What if you can?
What are you going to do? What do you mean? What
if in a year and a half they find out, like,
holy shit, acetaminophen does cause autism? Yeah.
What the fuck? We were giving people autism all
this time. And then you recommended all these
people. I would say what else causes autism because
the fucking autism rate has gone up like three.
Yeah, but you recommended all these people Tylenol
and how'd that fare out? You know what I mean?
That's a lawsuit, Casey. I would say I don't
think that's going to happen. I've been reading
a book, right? Yeah. I actually just finished
it. It's a very good book about Dennis Rader.
You ever heard of him? No. Find, torture, kill.
BTK. BTK killer, yeah. It's like the serial killer
nobody knows about, but he's the scariest one.
Yep, I know him. Phenomenal book because they
actually interview him. or whatever, and, you
know, figure out where he was. And they go on
each murder, like, is, like, in -depth in how
he does it. But they end up catching him because
of his ego, right? I think, like, his last kill
was, like, in the early 80s, and then the early
2000s, right? So you're talking, like, almost
20 years of, like, nothing. Yeah. And somebody
puts out, like, a news article about, like, the
BTK kills. and he gets pissed off because you
know one of the kills isn't involved in there
and he's like wait a minute so he sends a letter
about like yeah no i killed this person you know
like this whole thing and the cops are like well
fuck let's you know fuck around with his ego
right like because the fbi was like this is the
egotistical guy like if you ever get a chance
to talk to him through the media stroke his ego
you might be able to get him and eventually He
slips up because he talks about in the book how
Dennis Rader was like, yeah, I'm getting lazy.
I don't want to do all these photocopies and
edits and shit so they can't catch me. I'm like,
I wonder if these floppy disks can't be traced.
So he literally asked the cops. Dude, the guy's
gotten away with murder for like 40 years, right?
He asked the cops, are floppy disks traceable?
Answer in the newspaper. And they answer in the
ads, like, no, they are not. Send the next message
on floppy disk. He sends a message on the floppy
disk, and it's like, you know, it says, like,
where he saved from, his name, like, the time
of the day, the location. They're like, oh, we
got the guy. This is him, you know. And, yeah,
they wind up arresting him. You know, he talks
about, like, you know, he's like a, you know,
his whole thing was like bondage you know and
the only way he can get like a sexual thrill
was like having a lady tied up choking and dying
and he'd like fucking come off of that yeah it
was like 50 shades of green yeah again goes back
to my theory of like if he was a millionaire
everybody would be like that's alright but because
he's like a dumb plumber you know they're like
He's a serial killer. I know. I'm a big fan of
that show, Criminal Minds. They talk about him
a lot. BDK killer. Really? Yeah. Dude, you know
how I found out about him? You ever watch Mindhunter
on Netflix? Dude, I hate him for it, but they
canceled it, right? They did two seasons, and
basically it was about these two guys that created
the behavioral science unit of the FBI in the
50s and 60s. But as you watch, their whole thing
is they interview serial killers. They do Charlie
Manson and the co -ed killer, stuff like that.
Son of Sam. But before each episode, they would
show a quick 30 -second to a minute clip of this
guy going through murders or stringing himself
up in a lady mask and shit like that. I was like,
who is this? Is this fictional or whatever? I
looked it up and it was like BTK. And I'm like,
once I looked it up, I never knew about him.
And dude, it just intrigued me. And the craziest
part is it's just this like regular guy that
had like no issues. He just decided that one
day he was going to start stalking people. And
then he's like, wow, this gets me off. And then
his first family, it was a family of four. He
tied him up and strangled him. Like Ted Bundy.
Yeah. And he found out that got him off. And
he, you know, that was the greatest cum he ever
had. So I was like, well, fuck it. I'm going
to keep doing it. It's all about the cum. Yeah.
I mean, well, really, I think of men, it's what
it comes down to is cum. You don't see a lot
of ladies doing that. No. No. I know what you
mean. Yeah. Let's take a break. I got to pee.
Oh, that's fine. All right. We'll be back. It's
almost fucking midnight. title podcast. Do you
want to wrap it up? Okay. For your pee? Yeah.
Final thoughts? I probably should go to bed.
I gotta wake up in like maybe two or three hours.
Alright, well, fucking Jeffrey I've seen, you
know, he didn't kill himself. No, he definitely
didn't kill himself. Just to remind you. Yeah.
He didn't kill himself. Tylenol isn't bad for
you. Yeah, I think Tylenol causes autism. Casey's
been prescribing Tylenol to all these patients.
I've been a... Listen, you know what this is?
This is big anti -Tylenol because, you know,
I'm a big... I'm big... I'm big... Ibuprofen.
I'm big Ibuprofen. You know, just like Big Pharma.
I'm big Ibuprofen. Well, that's how he gets you.
It's like... Do you choose Democrats or Republicans?
Do you choose ibuprofen or Tylenol? It's like
one or the other. They both fucking suck, right?
There's just one guy on the side. I do aspirin.
Yeah. I do aspirin. All right. Well, if you liked
us, like us on Facebook and, you know, as always,
be kind to yourselves and each other. I love
all of you. And make sure you take ibuprofen.
We out. Fuck off! For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we
are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck
did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? Ugh, they're
killing... They're killing all the already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist
as... Somewhere in China, right, in some base...
What the fuck? There are super soldiers that
are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Okay? I do not
negotiate with terrorists. I do not listen to
them. holding their pulse feel them die of this
virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds they know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real they're going to sink money into
them because they know that it's Cut it open,
you're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology, it's absolutely
violent. Which, by the way, big brother, is the
Overlord Kibbutz. George Soros is an actual Nazi
collaborator, okay?