WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.180 The following program is intended for mature 00:00:02.180 --> 00:00:05.259 audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations. 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:12.960 Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know, 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:15.400 robots have souls. We just don't know if they 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:18.940 do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:24.699 a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first 00:00:24.699 --> 00:00:30.579 ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we 00:00:30.579 --> 00:00:33.659 are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, 00:00:33.859 --> 00:00:36.600 we are. There's people out there with some really 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:41.579 dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck 00:00:41.579 --> 00:00:43.960 did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:45.539 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that 00:00:45.539 --> 00:00:48.560 they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.359 all the already born babies and sell them to 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:55.759 the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. 00:00:57.070 --> 00:00:59.729 some days what the fuck there are super soldiers 00:00:59.729 --> 00:01:08.109 super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials 00:01:08.109 --> 00:01:40.349 they are aliens Yeah. Welcome to Unpilot Podcast. 00:01:45.510 --> 00:01:54.629 Episode... 100. 122. Your, uh... In case I'm 00:01:54.629 --> 00:01:59.590 here with Kyle Franklin. Special guest. He's 00:01:59.590 --> 00:02:01.689 filling in for the nobody that's here. I just 00:02:01.689 --> 00:02:07.230 move into Casey's house once a week. This song's 00:02:07.230 --> 00:02:09.750 called I Hate Myself and Want to Die by Nirvana. 00:02:09.889 --> 00:02:13.430 I googled that and I got the suicide hotline. 00:02:14.949 --> 00:02:22.930 What is it? 811? 811 is for digging. What? I 00:02:22.930 --> 00:02:25.250 said, what is it? 8 -1 -1, but that's for digging, 00:02:25.430 --> 00:02:28.650 right? You're going to dig in your yard? You're 00:02:28.650 --> 00:02:30.289 going to figure out if there's power lines? You 00:02:30.289 --> 00:02:34.330 call 8 -1 -1. 8 -1 -1. You call 8 -1 -1. How 00:02:34.330 --> 00:02:36.110 can we help you? I'm going to kill myself. All 00:02:36.110 --> 00:02:41.180 right. It says you're not alone. If someone you 00:02:41.180 --> 00:02:43.039 know is having a hard time, talk to somebody 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:48.159 today. 988 -SUICIDE -CRISIS -988. I'm calling 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:50.659 811 and they're going, well, what are you trying 00:02:50.659 --> 00:02:53.099 to dig? I can't even listen to a song called 00:02:53.099 --> 00:02:55.259 I Hate Myself and I Want to Die without having 00:02:55.259 --> 00:02:58.560 fucking suicide highlights pop up. This is what 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:00.539 your government wants, Casey. They want us all 00:03:00.539 --> 00:03:04.120 to be suicidal and fucking depressed. You did 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:10.840 this. You. People like you did this. Kyle, I 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:14.120 know you've had a lot of escapades in your day. 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:16.580 You ever called the suicide hotline or have any 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:21.400 experience with that? Wait a minute. Let me go 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:28.680 back this up. I never called the suicide hotline. 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:34.240 Yeah, I've tried to kill myself, Casey. Oh, yeah. 00:03:36.729 --> 00:03:38.849 I'm trying to say, what do they do on the suicide 00:03:38.849 --> 00:03:41.289 hotline to get people to not kill themselves? 00:03:41.590 --> 00:03:44.789 You know what would be good? We call it right 00:03:44.789 --> 00:03:49.090 now. Let's not do that. I want to fuck. I hate 00:03:49.090 --> 00:03:53.110 myself. Just say the lyrics of the song. I hate 00:03:53.110 --> 00:03:55.389 myself and I want to die. That would not be a 00:03:55.389 --> 00:03:59.639 good prank call. What are you guys doing? What 00:03:59.639 --> 00:04:02.360 kind of producers on this podcast? You guys suck, 00:04:02.379 --> 00:04:04.439 bro. What are you guys doing? Anything funny? 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:09.240 Fun? If this was my podcast, we'd prank call 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:13.939 988 every fucking time. Yeah, we just call the 00:04:13.939 --> 00:04:16.220 suicide hotline for your fucking prank calls 00:04:16.220 --> 00:04:20.930 now. It's fine. They're like, oh, it's another 00:04:20.930 --> 00:04:24.550 prank call again. Jesus Christ. I don't know. 00:04:24.750 --> 00:04:27.310 Say you're working at the suicide hotline, right? 00:04:27.350 --> 00:04:29.649 Somebody called you and they wanted to kill themselves. 00:04:29.910 --> 00:04:31.970 What would you say? What would be the right thing 00:04:31.970 --> 00:04:35.250 to say? Male or female? I don't know. I'll say 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:39.290 male. Male. I'd say, listen, big fella. Why do 00:04:39.290 --> 00:04:41.290 you want to kill yourself? Yeah. I'd say, what 00:04:41.290 --> 00:04:43.829 do you look like? And, you know, he might say 00:04:43.829 --> 00:04:46.970 something like, well, I'm like six foot one and 00:04:46.970 --> 00:04:49.129 I'm kind of fat or whatever, blah, blah, blah. 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:53.120 I say, listen, it ain't nothing to get a $10 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:56.040 Planet Fitness membership. Right. Get in shape. 00:04:56.459 --> 00:04:58.120 What's the matter? You ain't got pussy in a while? 00:04:58.459 --> 00:05:01.699 Yeah. No, I haven't got laid in a long time. 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:04.540 I say, well, you know what? A couple hundred 00:05:04.540 --> 00:05:06.740 bucks might be able to buy a hooker down at Schenectady. 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:10.300 She'll suck you without her teeth. And she'll 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:14.220 chew on it. You're not going to kill yourself, 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.220 but you might have a new issue. That's how you're 00:05:16.220 --> 00:05:19.550 hooked on hookers. That's the name of the band, 00:05:19.730 --> 00:05:25.730 Hooked on Hookers. What if it was a female? I 00:05:25.730 --> 00:05:28.170 say, listen here, sweetheart. What's the matter? 00:05:28.589 --> 00:05:35.189 How big are you? She goes, I'm very skinny. I 00:05:35.189 --> 00:05:37.509 don't eat much. I throw up a lot. I say, well, 00:05:37.529 --> 00:05:40.410 listen, maybe you should try and eat something 00:05:40.410 --> 00:05:43.269 better, something that tastes good, something 00:05:43.269 --> 00:05:46.129 spicy. Eat something spicy, you might stop throwing 00:05:46.129 --> 00:05:49.819 it up. Stop throwing that finger down. You're 00:05:49.819 --> 00:05:52.339 throwing it up. And she'll go, all right. And 00:05:52.339 --> 00:05:53.579 I said, when was the last time you got laid? 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.740 I swear to God, people are killing themselves. 00:05:57.980 --> 00:05:59.339 It all comes down to when was the last time you 00:05:59.339 --> 00:06:02.360 got laid? No, three years ago. Go fuck somebody. 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:06.160 They don't have to look good. Close your eyes. 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:11.959 You know? Dream it. Jennifer Aniston. You know 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:13.819 what? Yeah. I mean, I can see that. You ever 00:06:13.819 --> 00:06:15.540 watch Fifty Shades of Grey? Just fucking jerk 00:06:15.540 --> 00:06:19.259 off. Jerk off. Yeah. If you want to kill yourself, 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:22.899 just jerk off. Just jerk off. Or jerk off less. 00:06:23.139 --> 00:06:25.759 Maybe you jerk off too much. Look, I guarantee 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:29.579 after you jerk off, you'll at least not want 00:06:29.579 --> 00:06:31.339 to kill yourself a little bit less. Post -Nut 00:06:31.339 --> 00:06:34.279 Clarity. Jerk off and you're like... What the 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:37.920 fuck did I want to kill myself for anyway? Like, 00:06:37.920 --> 00:06:40.959 vice versa. You flick your bean around. You have 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:43.759 a little orgasm. You go, what the fuck? What 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:46.839 was wrong with me? You know? But you ever watch 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:48.720 Fifty Shades? Well, you know Fifty Shades of 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:50.819 Grey, right? I never watched it. I never read 00:06:50.819 --> 00:06:52.879 the book, but I understand the premise, right? 00:06:52.959 --> 00:06:55.339 I'm familiar. It's like a very rich guy, and 00:06:55.339 --> 00:06:57.399 he wants to do all this bondage and shit. Yeah. 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:00.939 That only works with rich people. This is where 00:07:00.939 --> 00:07:04.779 the female mind, right? Only works with rich 00:07:04.779 --> 00:07:09.819 people. Because I'm a garbage man, right? I could 00:07:09.819 --> 00:07:13.199 do the same thing. If I slid a note to a girl 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:17.250 and said like... Why don't you come to my apartment? 00:07:17.350 --> 00:07:19.170 I'm going to tie you up and beat the snot out 00:07:19.170 --> 00:07:21.769 of you. Fuck your ass. She's going to turn me 00:07:21.769 --> 00:07:25.990 into the cops. But because he's what? A big millionaire 00:07:25.990 --> 00:07:30.209 and he slides a note? Because he's fit and attractive 00:07:30.209 --> 00:07:33.750 and rich. Oh, because I'm fat? Not attractive, 00:07:34.129 --> 00:07:38.550 Casey? You're a fat garbage man. She's going 00:07:38.550 --> 00:07:40.870 to fucking call the cops. That's what I'm saying. 00:07:41.350 --> 00:07:44.029 Imagine if a plumber slid that note. They'd be 00:07:44.029 --> 00:07:47.980 like, Ew! Wall Street guy slides the note. She 00:07:47.980 --> 00:07:51.120 goes, oh, my pussy's so fucking wet. Yeah, but, 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:53.720 like, women have fantasies about, like, fucking 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:59.959 the plumber, right? Help me, stepbrother. I'm 00:07:59.959 --> 00:08:03.980 stuck in the fucking sink. Yeah, like, I'm fucking 00:08:03.980 --> 00:08:06.339 home alone and the plumber's coming. The plumber 00:08:06.339 --> 00:08:10.360 shows up to lay pipe, right? Right. Yeah. I don't 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:12.519 have a porn star deck. That's the other issue 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:16.310 is I don't. I'm below average. Well, not a lot 00:08:16.310 --> 00:08:18.910 of people do besides porn stars. That's why they're 00:08:18.910 --> 00:08:24.870 porn stars. If you had a hammer, could you ever 00:08:24.870 --> 00:08:28.269 be a porn star? I don't think so. It's a lot 00:08:28.269 --> 00:08:31.769 of work. How much do you hate going to work? 00:08:33.059 --> 00:08:35.440 Well, I think it depends what you're doing. No, 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.399 but like right now, I hate it a lot. Yeah, you 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:41.019 hate going to work, right? Imagine, imagine feeling 00:08:41.019 --> 00:08:44.120 that way because your work is being a porn star. 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:49.000 You're like, fuck. There you go. Fuck these three 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:52.240 broads. And then you come home, your fucking 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:54.360 wife's like, let's have sex. And you're like, 00:08:54.500 --> 00:08:59.860 fuck. Yeah. Did you hear this thing? How Riley 00:08:59.860 --> 00:09:02.779 Reed? Who used to be like this fucking big sports 00:09:02.779 --> 00:09:05.100 star. Her and the other one. She wanted all her 00:09:05.100 --> 00:09:07.340 videos removed from the internet. Yeah, her and 00:09:07.340 --> 00:09:10.039 the other one. Because she's a mom now. You know 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:13.539 what the thing is? You don't see Sasha Gray doing 00:09:13.539 --> 00:09:19.340 this. And I mean that. Maybe I didn't watch her. 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:23.220 Maybe I heard of people watching her. Maybe shooting 00:09:23.220 --> 00:09:34.450 golf balls out of her asshole. firing them across 00:09:34.450 --> 00:09:37.690 the room. You don't see her wanting that shit 00:09:37.690 --> 00:09:41.669 taken off. Right. But I mean, you know what? 00:09:41.750 --> 00:09:45.409 Like, that's like with OnlyFans girls, right? 00:09:45.789 --> 00:09:48.809 Like, a lot of them think they're going to get 00:09:48.809 --> 00:09:50.649 rich and then they sell their pussy for five 00:09:50.649 --> 00:09:53.309 bucks. Three people buy it and before you know 00:09:53.309 --> 00:09:55.149 it, their whole hometown's seen their fucking 00:09:55.149 --> 00:09:58.710 clit. You know what I mean? Like, you thought 00:09:58.710 --> 00:10:01.019 you were going to get rich and got... $15 in 00:10:01.019 --> 00:10:03.600 the fucking 300 people you went to high school 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:09.220 with. I go on fucking 4chan, which is like worldwide 00:10:09.220 --> 00:10:12.779 fucking degenerate network. And I see fucking 00:10:12.779 --> 00:10:21.720 518 Albany sluts. Anything good? I mean, a few 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.279 things. Well, I mean, that was the other thing. 00:10:24.340 --> 00:10:26.019 I mean, just you never know what you're going 00:10:26.019 --> 00:10:30.000 to, you know. They've ruined the nude industry, 00:10:30.179 --> 00:10:33.360 you know. You get intimate with a lady. You start, 00:10:33.419 --> 00:10:35.559 you know, you court her. You start talking to 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:37.340 her, your friends, whatever, blah, blah, blah. 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:39.779 And, you know, maybe you start talking a little 00:10:39.779 --> 00:10:42.919 more. You know, you go down the street and blah, 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:44.659 blah, blah before you know it. You know, maybe 00:10:44.659 --> 00:10:47.840 before she might send you a couple of racy pictures. 00:10:48.019 --> 00:10:50.080 Things look good and then you send her a couple 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:51.379 of racy pictures. You can't do that no more. 00:10:51.940 --> 00:10:53.860 People are posting on the internet. You can't 00:10:53.860 --> 00:10:56.039 send a picture of your fucking, you know what 00:10:56.039 --> 00:10:59.919 I mean? God, man, we grew up in a better time, 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:03.000 Casey. Internet, I mean, we used to have to, 00:11:03.019 --> 00:11:04.639 if you want to watch a whole porn video, you 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:06.580 had to get all eight fucking videos together 00:11:06.580 --> 00:11:08.899 of the three -minute clips. You know, that was 00:11:08.899 --> 00:11:11.279 good times. You used to have to fucking take 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:13.500 Polaroids and just print them out and put them 00:11:13.500 --> 00:11:14.820 on your wall. You used to have to find your dad's 00:11:14.820 --> 00:11:17.620 fucking porno mag stash. If you're lucky, you 00:11:17.620 --> 00:11:20.039 had a video. No, the best part was, like, if 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.620 you had a friend that had a horny dad and he 00:11:22.620 --> 00:11:25.720 had, like, the Spice Network or something that 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:28.019 he went over, because, like, You used to put 00:11:28.019 --> 00:11:30.840 on like the HBO After Dark on your TV, but it 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.480 was like staticky. So every now and again you 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:35.980 see a nipple or something. But if you had like 00:11:35.980 --> 00:11:38.679 one of the dads that were like real horny, you 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.620 went over to their house. They already had the 00:11:40.620 --> 00:11:43.440 channel. It's like 1130. Everybody's like watching 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:45.620 it jerking off together. Do you remember how 00:11:45.620 --> 00:11:49.600 much people freaked out back in like 2006 when... 00:11:50.760 --> 00:11:54.879 Janet Jackson's nipples got exposed on TV. Pulled 00:11:54.879 --> 00:11:57.240 her fucking tit out. Have you guys not seen a 00:11:57.240 --> 00:12:00.019 nipple before? You couldn't even like... Dude, 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:03.200 I remember as a kid, I was like, well, he has 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:07.139 a tit. Like nine or ten. I remember like nine 00:12:07.139 --> 00:12:11.879 or ten years old. And nobody in my house was 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:14.580 like, oh, cover your eyes. It was just like a 00:12:14.580 --> 00:12:17.279 tit flopped out for like half a second. And everybody 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:21.159 freaked out. And now you got Bad Baby fucking 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:27.080 posting her pussy online on OnlyFans. I'm going 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:30.240 to start posting my asshole and my taint on OnlyFans. 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:34.019 50 cents a picture. I've been fucking with Bad 00:12:34.019 --> 00:12:36.580 Baby a lot lately, actually. I've been with her 00:12:36.580 --> 00:12:40.259 a few times. Because she went from the catch 00:12:40.259 --> 00:12:43.720 me outside girl to like... Now she's actually 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:45.899 like getting decent at rap. People are like, 00:12:45.980 --> 00:12:47.480 what the fuck? You've been listening to her music. 00:12:47.500 --> 00:12:49.200 I thought you were jerking off to her. No, no, 00:12:49.220 --> 00:12:52.100 no. Just listen to her music. There's that video 00:12:52.100 --> 00:12:55.480 where she... Oh, fuck. Her fucking boyfriend 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:58.500 broke up with her and she was just on her boyfriend's 00:12:58.500 --> 00:13:03.799 hood of the car. Just like sobbing. Fuck. Hang 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:06.399 on. You hit that smoke salt? That one fucked 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:11.539 me up. You want to watch me do it again? For 00:13:11.539 --> 00:13:19.659 the third time. Oh, my God. My fucking nose is 00:13:19.659 --> 00:13:23.539 running. That shit works. That shit works. Oh, 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:31.000 fuck. God, you know what I think about every 00:13:31.000 --> 00:13:34.480 time I come down in this basement? Yeah. Fuck. 00:13:35.659 --> 00:13:39.110 I think about. What if my parents find out I 00:13:39.110 --> 00:13:41.350 was on this podcast? What if my parents find 00:13:41.350 --> 00:13:46.429 the 100th episode when I was like 48 beers deep 00:13:46.429 --> 00:13:50.450 and called Allie Mac a faggot? You guys are having 00:13:50.450 --> 00:13:52.629 a conversation. I'm like, fuck you, Allie Mac. 00:13:52.769 --> 00:13:54.809 You fucking faggot. Yeah, no, I thought we were 00:13:54.809 --> 00:13:56.950 going to get kicked out of that fucking hotel. 00:14:00.549 --> 00:14:03.789 Somebody brought an 18 and a 36 or something 00:14:03.789 --> 00:14:06.009 like that. I remember drinking. I drank the entire 00:14:06.009 --> 00:14:10.980 18. No, I think you drank probably 32 beers. 00:14:11.179 --> 00:14:15.639 Because we had two at dinner, right? So I had 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:17.360 two beers at dinner, but they were shock tops, 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:20.799 so they were more. I drank all 18 of the Labatt's. 00:14:21.500 --> 00:14:24.539 You drank champagne. Yeah, I drank like, you 00:14:24.539 --> 00:14:27.240 had two bottles of champagne. I had a big bottle 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.559 of champagne. Yeah, I feel like I had three or 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:33.419 four glasses of champagne. And then Allymac had 00:14:33.419 --> 00:14:37.710 like the. 30 rack or the 36 pack. I drank a lot 00:14:37.710 --> 00:14:41.009 of those, too. At the very least, there was 30. 00:14:41.309 --> 00:14:46.409 There probably was more. And champagne. Damn. 00:14:46.929 --> 00:14:50.889 And somehow... I just remember the walk to Stewart's 00:14:50.889 --> 00:14:53.389 and back, and I was like... You were up and ready 00:14:53.389 --> 00:14:55.149 to go in the morning. You're, like, better than 00:14:55.149 --> 00:14:59.129 I was. I'm not trying to call myself a professional 00:14:59.129 --> 00:15:02.750 alcoholic, but I remember when he was riding, 00:15:02.809 --> 00:15:05.450 but the car ride, we got halfway back, and I 00:15:05.450 --> 00:15:07.049 remember just looking at Tyler, and I'm like, 00:15:07.269 --> 00:15:12.269 can you pull over? He's like, there's a rest 00:15:12.269 --> 00:15:14.730 stop in like 30 miles. I was like, not like right 00:15:14.730 --> 00:15:18.129 now. He pulls over in the middle, and I'm like, 00:15:18.389 --> 00:15:24.289 on the side of the road. I close the door, put 00:15:24.289 --> 00:15:26.759 my seatbelt back on, and I was like, All right, 00:15:26.779 --> 00:15:30.720 bring me home. No, I woke up like a half hour 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:33.519 before checkout, and I was like, I gotta take 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:39.220 a shower before we go do something. I didn't 00:15:39.220 --> 00:15:41.679 drink nearly as much as you. No, I don't think 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:45.740 anybody did. My whole goal was to show, well, 00:15:45.820 --> 00:15:47.799 not really show my ass, but I was like, listen, 00:15:47.899 --> 00:15:49.460 we got all this beer to drink. Somebody's going 00:15:49.460 --> 00:15:51.379 to drink it. Nobody was drinking it. I said, 00:15:51.460 --> 00:15:53.419 all right, well, we're not going to. No beer 00:15:53.419 --> 00:15:56.960 left behind. And it was just me and Allie Mac. 00:15:57.039 --> 00:15:59.120 And then Allie Mac after was like, I'm not drinking 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:04.419 anymore. Fuck you, Allie Mac, faggot. I'm sorry. 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:07.759 I didn't mean that. I almost got fired a couple 00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:11.179 days ago for saying faggot. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's 00:16:11.179 --> 00:16:14.919 like beat this. Well, so, really? I haven't talked 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.320 to Sean in a while. Yeah. Like a couple weeks. 00:16:17.539 --> 00:16:20.820 So, like, there's this guy at work. He works 00:16:20.820 --> 00:16:22.980 in the shop. He takes pictures of everything, 00:16:23.139 --> 00:16:26.009 right? and sends it to the big boss. Oh, no. 00:16:26.450 --> 00:16:29.769 And so he wanted to down my truck. It has an 00:16:29.769 --> 00:16:33.429 issue. He wanted to down it. And I go to my supervisor, 00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:36.610 Luke, and I'm like, yeah, they're going to down 00:16:36.610 --> 00:16:39.309 my truck. We had no extra trucks. So we're fucked. 00:16:39.429 --> 00:16:42.350 I said, you know, he's like, well, why? Who wants 00:16:42.350 --> 00:16:46.649 to take it down? And I said, that rat faggot, 00:16:46.649 --> 00:16:49.129 John, wants to take it down. My big boss, Chris, 00:16:49.250 --> 00:16:53.379 was like, whoa, you can't say that word. Because 00:16:53.379 --> 00:16:55.659 I was like, what rat? And he's like, no, you 00:16:55.659 --> 00:16:57.419 know what you said. I was like, faggot. And he's 00:16:57.419 --> 00:16:59.980 like, stop, stop. He's like, we should fucking 00:16:59.980 --> 00:17:02.759 walk you out. And there's a supervisor Kwan who's 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:06.480 like dark as night. That's a slur, Kyle. That's 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:09.259 a slur. You actually got a slur jar here. And 00:17:09.259 --> 00:17:11.019 that's one of the words that you have to fucking. 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:14.700 You got to put something in there. It doesn't 00:17:14.700 --> 00:17:16.640 have to be money, but it has to be like fucking 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:18.779 cum or something. Oh, you want me to jerk off? 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:25.319 There you go. Big hundred. The best part was 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:29.400 like, as I'm saying, like, dude, when we were 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:30.980 growing up, we used to say that word all the 00:17:30.980 --> 00:17:35.420 time. You know, the one of the supervisors was 00:17:35.420 --> 00:17:38.359 like, dude, nowadays saying that words like saying 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:42.019 the N word and Kwan sitting next to me dark as 00:17:42.019 --> 00:17:44.990 night. And I'm like, As soon as he got done saying 00:17:44.990 --> 00:17:46.490 that, I was like, we used to grow up saying that 00:17:46.490 --> 00:17:48.630 word all the time. And I was like, wait, not 00:17:48.630 --> 00:17:53.130 that word. I was like, faggot. And he's like, 00:17:53.210 --> 00:17:55.730 stop fucking saying it. We should fucking walk 00:17:55.730 --> 00:17:58.210 you out right now. Fine. Yeah. I was like, all 00:17:58.210 --> 00:18:00.849 right. It's like that South Park episode where 00:18:00.849 --> 00:18:03.329 they're, like, calling everybody faggot. The 00:18:03.329 --> 00:18:06.230 fucking motorcycle guy. Yeah, yeah. They, like, 00:18:06.230 --> 00:18:07.940 didn't know that. what they're doing is even 00:18:07.940 --> 00:18:10.359 wrong. Right. I mean, I was just like, I'm sorry. 00:18:10.579 --> 00:18:13.240 I fucking, yeah, I'll just make a better insult 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:16.200 next time. I stood in Gabe. None of those guys 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:17.960 stood in Gabe pride parade. I mean, you're from 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:19.839 Lansing where we don't have to expect you to 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:24.539 have, you know, fucking societal fucking fucking 00:18:24.539 --> 00:18:28.740 cordial society here. It's like, yeah, so he's 00:18:28.740 --> 00:18:30.880 a faggot. He sucks dick. I'm sorry. What do you 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.119 want me to say? I like him. He's my friend. You 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:36.559 can't say that. Go fuck yourself. What do you 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:43.380 mean? I don't know. Life is simpler in Lansingburg. 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:48.359 It really is. Everybody loves each other, but 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:50.619 everybody hates each other. I'm not from, like, 00:18:50.779 --> 00:18:53.700 the fucking ghetto like that. I'm from the fucking, 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:57.160 I'm from the country, bro. Well, I was just talking 00:18:57.160 --> 00:19:00.299 to somebody. They were talking, they, yesterday, 00:19:00.460 --> 00:19:02.259 was it yesterday or the day before, one or two, 00:19:02.339 --> 00:19:04.940 and they were saying, like, they were playing 00:19:04.940 --> 00:19:09.400 some gambling game on their phone. And I was 00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:11.299 like, oh, yeah, you know, I love playing craps. 00:19:11.420 --> 00:19:15.700 And she was like, I've never played craps before. 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:19.329 I was like, what, you never rolled dice? I don't 00:19:19.329 --> 00:19:21.190 remember how it went, but I was like, oh, now 00:19:21.190 --> 00:19:23.170 all of a sudden I'm ghetto because I threw dice 00:19:23.170 --> 00:19:25.769 behind the bodega. Really? Oh, I don't think 00:19:25.769 --> 00:19:29.730 that's what happened. If you know a lot about 00:19:29.730 --> 00:19:33.009 casinos and shit, you'll know craps. I love craps. 00:19:33.130 --> 00:19:34.910 That's the only thing I play now. I used to be 00:19:34.910 --> 00:19:38.430 a big blackjack guy. You got to listen to the 00:19:38.430 --> 00:19:40.430 episode where we talked about blackjack because 00:19:40.430 --> 00:19:44.069 you'll see that I was a big blackjack guy. I 00:19:44.069 --> 00:19:46.319 used to be a big... I was a big blackjack guy 00:19:46.319 --> 00:19:48.480 until the first time I went to Vegas. We flew 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:53.859 out and we went to the craps table. And I swear 00:19:53.859 --> 00:19:56.200 to God, I rolled for two and a half hours straight 00:19:56.200 --> 00:19:58.839 without hitting a seven. And, like, if you know 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:02.279 anything about craps, that's wild. I don't. I 00:20:02.279 --> 00:20:04.599 was just actually learning the rules to craps 00:20:04.599 --> 00:20:08.880 because we used to play that VR game, like the 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:11.700 casino game a lot. Oh, I played poker on that. 00:20:12.170 --> 00:20:15.250 I don't have the VR, but I'll fire up my PC and 00:20:15.250 --> 00:20:17.509 play poker on that. Yeah, that's the game we 00:20:17.509 --> 00:20:20.029 were talking about on the podcast. Yeah, I found 00:20:20.029 --> 00:20:22.849 out my guy, I dress him up all good because I'm 00:20:22.849 --> 00:20:25.410 not on VR, though. I'm apparently a chick, you 00:20:25.410 --> 00:20:27.769 know? Yeah, yeah. So I'll start talking and they'll 00:20:27.769 --> 00:20:29.269 be like, oh, I thought you were a chick. And 00:20:29.269 --> 00:20:30.910 I'm like, no, I'm a fucking dude. They're like, 00:20:30.990 --> 00:20:32.309 well, you're a chick. And I'm like, no, I'm not. 00:20:32.490 --> 00:20:37.269 So poker stars, right? No, it's like, no, but 00:20:37.269 --> 00:20:41.079 it's. The game we played was called Poker Stars. 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:44.160 Well, Poker Stars is a legit poker thing. Yeah. 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:47.859 This one's on Steam. It's like VR casino or something. 00:20:48.059 --> 00:20:49.720 Yeah, this was like virtual money. Well, this 00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:52.319 is too. You could put your own money into it, 00:20:52.339 --> 00:20:54.180 but you're not going to win anything. You're 00:20:54.180 --> 00:20:58.359 right. But yeah, craps is fun because it's... 00:20:58.359 --> 00:21:02.839 Am I going to explain craps right now? I mean, 00:21:02.859 --> 00:21:05.160 I don't actually know the rules, but... Well, 00:21:05.160 --> 00:21:08.089 really, all it is is... When the game starts, 00:21:08.289 --> 00:21:10.990 right, nobody has money out, right? You've got 00:21:10.990 --> 00:21:13.089 to have money on what's called the pass line 00:21:13.089 --> 00:21:16.430 to be in the game. You know how in poker if you 00:21:16.430 --> 00:21:19.009 play an ante game, or poker even, you have to 00:21:19.009 --> 00:21:22.390 have a blind bet or put an ante out to be in 00:21:22.390 --> 00:21:25.569 the game? Yeah. So same style. There's a pass 00:21:25.569 --> 00:21:29.309 bet. Say it's a $15 minimum, right? You've got 00:21:29.309 --> 00:21:32.650 to put $15 in the pass, right? Now you're in 00:21:32.650 --> 00:21:34.869 the game. Now you can bet. Now you can do whatever. 00:21:35.950 --> 00:21:38.269 And they roll the dice until they get something 00:21:38.269 --> 00:21:43.569 that's on the board. So not 2, 11, 12, or 7, 00:21:43.769 --> 00:21:47.970 right? Say it hits a 6. That number's on, right? 00:21:48.589 --> 00:21:51.950 So now the pass line bet becomes, that's the 00:21:51.950 --> 00:21:55.869 on bet. Everybody has it, right? You could put 00:21:55.869 --> 00:21:59.559 odds behind it. So say you have $15, put $25 00:21:59.559 --> 00:22:03.640 behind it. I want to say it's 2 to 1 on your 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:07.000 pass line, so there's $15. I want to say it's 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.779 like 3 to 2 for the odds. But that's where you 00:22:10.779 --> 00:22:14.500 make your money is hitting the on number, right? 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:19.240 So let's say we hit 6. That's the hot number. 00:22:19.940 --> 00:22:21.900 Everybody's betting on it. But now you can bet 00:22:21.900 --> 00:22:24.660 on all sorts of things, right? Say I want to 00:22:24.660 --> 00:22:29.339 put money on 4. Or money on 10. So in this game, 00:22:29.400 --> 00:22:31.700 let's say we have the 6 is the arm. We put money 00:22:31.700 --> 00:22:35.079 on an 8 and a 10. Well, you just roll the dice, 00:22:35.220 --> 00:22:38.700 right? If it hits 8, boom, you make money. It 00:22:38.700 --> 00:22:41.839 hits 10, boom, you make money. It hits 4, you 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:43.460 don't make money, you don't lose money because 00:22:43.460 --> 00:22:46.079 you don't have a bet on the 4, right? The game 00:22:46.079 --> 00:22:48.140 just keeps going. You just keep rolling the dice. 00:22:48.180 --> 00:22:49.779 Your money stays on the table. Every time you 00:22:49.779 --> 00:22:51.779 hit one of the bets, you're betting. You make 00:22:51.779 --> 00:22:56.559 money until it hits a 7. That ends it. All the 00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:58.160 money comes off the table and then it goes to 00:22:58.160 --> 00:23:00.220 the next guy. I mean, that's as simple as it 00:23:00.220 --> 00:23:04.059 gets, but it's a little more complex. Not really 00:23:04.059 --> 00:23:06.519 more complex, but it's a little more. It's just 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:09.119 easier to see with a table in front and the game 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.400 going on. Yeah, they just added to this game 00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:14.180 that me and Allie McIntyre play a lot, which 00:23:14.180 --> 00:23:19.240 was Poker Stars on VR. And before that, we just 00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:21.619 played a lot of blackjack and poker and fucking 00:23:21.619 --> 00:23:24.319 blackjack. I literally got to number, I think, 00:23:24.319 --> 00:23:28.740 four in the world at blackjack earnings at this 00:23:28.740 --> 00:23:33.140 game. How often were you playing? Well, no, I 00:23:33.140 --> 00:23:35.079 was just, like, really into it for, like, a week 00:23:35.079 --> 00:23:37.440 straight. Yeah. And then I was just playing blackjack. 00:23:37.660 --> 00:23:39.779 Blackjack's fun. I would have a system, though. 00:23:39.819 --> 00:23:42.079 Like, I have a fucking system where you, like, 00:23:42.180 --> 00:23:44.740 a betting strategy. And I would. What was it? 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:48.380 It's called the Martingale system. Oh, my God. 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.279 So you were doing research. This wasn't even 00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:53.480 real money and you were researching. It's pretty 00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:57.259 easy. Basically, if you win, you reset your bet 00:23:57.259 --> 00:23:59.539 to the lowest amount. So you start with like 00:23:59.539 --> 00:24:02.160 a $5 bet. Yeah, no, this is like standard blackjack. 00:24:02.299 --> 00:24:05.200 Yeah, if you win, you reset it to $5. But if 00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:07.619 you fucking lose, you double it. So that if you 00:24:07.619 --> 00:24:10.500 win, you get your money back. Right. So you just 00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:12.900 keep doing that. The only thing is, like, if 00:24:12.900 --> 00:24:15.480 it goes too long and you just keep losing a lot 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:17.559 of hands in a row, you'll just fucking lose all 00:24:17.559 --> 00:24:19.619 your money. Right, right, right. But I got up 00:24:19.619 --> 00:24:23.500 to, like, fucking $800 million in fake chips 00:24:23.500 --> 00:24:25.279 in this game, and I was, like, number four in 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:29.160 the world. And then I just fucking, I don't know, 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:32.480 blew it all in a few high -stakes hands. Yeah, 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:38.920 yeah. It was stupid, yeah. I love craps. Blackjack's 00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:41.910 fun, but honestly, the most fun I've had. is 00:24:41.910 --> 00:24:44.730 craps when the table gets hot everybody especially 00:24:44.730 --> 00:24:47.170 when you get a couple ghetto guys in there and 00:24:47.170 --> 00:24:49.789 they start when when when a number hits you roll 00:24:49.789 --> 00:24:52.650 a number out and they go do laps around the table 00:24:52.650 --> 00:24:56.049 you know that's how the guy from migos died was 00:24:56.049 --> 00:24:58.710 he was playing craps doing like a legal dice 00:24:58.710 --> 00:25:01.230 game you ever hear that's what happened to you 00:25:01.230 --> 00:25:04.069 ever been to a dice game Well, not an illegal 00:25:04.069 --> 00:25:09.049 street. I'm not from Lansingburg. Me neither. 00:25:09.190 --> 00:25:14.670 Clear the record. Me neither. I've never been 00:25:14.670 --> 00:25:19.509 to any illegal gambling. I'm at the gas station 00:25:19.509 --> 00:25:25.529 on 109th Street for that. So you played fucking 00:25:25.529 --> 00:25:31.630 side alley craps? Yeah, 100%. And I said, dude, 00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:34.920 guns come out knives come out like people get 00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:38.640 upset yeah I mean like crap set of tables completely 00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.599 different like but playing street dice there's 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:44.980 I mean it's there's different variations whatever 00:25:44.980 --> 00:25:50.220 but yeah people get upset When you start getting 00:25:50.220 --> 00:25:53.119 $200, $300, $400 on the fucking ground and then 00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:56.400 somebody wins it all, somebody pulls a gun, it's 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.380 like, oh shit, there goes the game. Everybody 00:25:58.380 --> 00:26:00.160 just starts scrambling to grab their money to 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:03.460 run. I mean, way to be a sore loser. You fucking 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:05.140 lose and you just pull out a gun and shoot a 00:26:05.140 --> 00:26:06.640 guy. It happens all the time. It's not Red Dead 00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:13.339 Redemption. It's funny. The more I think about 00:26:13.339 --> 00:26:16.269 ghetto crimes, the more I think like... It's 00:26:16.269 --> 00:26:21.089 just Cowboys and Indians again. Somebody gets 00:26:21.089 --> 00:26:23.529 wrong, somebody pulls out a revolver. Like, what 00:26:23.529 --> 00:26:26.430 do you say to me? Yeah, I've been playing a lot 00:26:26.430 --> 00:26:28.829 of Red Dead Redemption 2. I was thinking about 00:26:28.829 --> 00:26:30.930 doing a playthrough again. That would be my third 00:26:30.930 --> 00:26:34.009 playthrough. Dude, I wish, you ever wish, like, 00:26:34.029 --> 00:26:35.769 you know how, like, people say, like, you can 00:26:35.769 --> 00:26:37.910 go back in time and, like, relive something for 00:26:37.910 --> 00:26:43.750 the first time again? It's like Red Dead 2, Witcher 00:26:43.750 --> 00:26:49.319 3. And I wish I could watch, what do you call 00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:51.359 it, Shutter Island again for the first time. 00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:53.740 Oh, yeah. It's just like, dude, those three things, 00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:56.680 like, I remember, like, I stopped gaming for 00:26:56.680 --> 00:27:01.259 a long time. And then I started playing Red Dead. 00:27:01.660 --> 00:27:06.740 And, like, the story was just so compelling. 00:27:06.819 --> 00:27:09.880 I never played the first one ever. But I just 00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:11.579 get into the second one, and it was just, like, 00:27:11.579 --> 00:27:13.700 the story was so fucking compelling. Like, it 00:27:13.700 --> 00:27:16.700 was just. fantastic writing yeah it was like 00:27:16.700 --> 00:27:19.619 and then like you could just go off and hunt 00:27:19.619 --> 00:27:25.700 bears like you could like play the story and 00:27:25.700 --> 00:27:28.039 be like yeah you know what i'm gonna spend three 00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:32.059 weeks hunting elk just get perfect skins i'm 00:27:32.059 --> 00:27:34.740 gonna get this fucking satchel or whatever you 00:27:34.740 --> 00:27:37.400 know maybe i gotta look at like you could play 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:39.859 that game for four years straight you know it's 00:27:39.859 --> 00:27:42.859 just that good I remember I used to take my Xbox 00:27:42.859 --> 00:27:45.579 to the Brunswick station, the old one. It would 00:27:45.579 --> 00:27:48.940 just be me and Shane, and he'd be sleeping, and 00:27:48.940 --> 00:27:51.079 I would just hook the Xbox up and just fucking 00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:53.720 ride my horse around and wait for somebody to 00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:58.680 die in the town of Brunswick. Yeah, I was always 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:01.980 more into GTA, but I've just been waiting for 00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:06.279 fucking GTA 6 to come out, and I've been playing 00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:15.850 Red Dead Redemption. That one hit me hard. Damn, 00:28:15.850 --> 00:28:17.910 Kyle's fucking getting high off his phone calls. 00:28:19.950 --> 00:28:22.910 Fuck. I'm trying to hit my left nostril and it 00:28:22.910 --> 00:28:27.230 only hit my fucking right one. Oh, my God. Oh, 00:28:27.349 --> 00:28:31.690 man. Kyle, last week, you know, we were talking 00:28:31.690 --> 00:28:34.089 a lot about politics. Right, right. Hit me with 00:28:34.089 --> 00:28:35.390 it. Hit me with it. Because, you know, you got 00:28:35.390 --> 00:28:37.750 a bunch of these retards. Yeah. And they both, 00:28:37.890 --> 00:28:42.660 retards. Vampires. I mean, obviously, about the 00:28:42.660 --> 00:28:45.960 Charlie Kirk shooting, the left has been like, 00:28:46.140 --> 00:28:48.779 oh, you know, fuck you. We hit that guy. The 00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:51.960 right has been like, oh, if you don't honor this 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:54.740 guy as Martin Luther King Jr., you're a failure. 00:28:55.180 --> 00:28:58.359 They're both wrong. Yeah, exactly. I swear to 00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:00.259 God, I didn't know who this guy was until South 00:29:00.259 --> 00:29:03.019 Park. Well, I just didn't know. I just knew him 00:29:03.019 --> 00:29:05.680 from the memes with the teeth. Dude, I didn't 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:07.640 even know that. I watched South Park. I was like, 00:29:07.740 --> 00:29:10.430 oh, that's kind of funny. And then my roommate 00:29:10.430 --> 00:29:12.549 sent me a video. It was like, dude, they just 00:29:12.549 --> 00:29:14.349 shot Charlie Kirk. And I was like, oh, the guy 00:29:14.349 --> 00:29:17.990 from South Park? And then all of a sudden, everything 00:29:17.990 --> 00:29:21.650 went nutty. I'm like, dude, first off, I'm not 00:29:21.650 --> 00:29:24.170 anti -Christian, but I think they're retarded. 00:29:24.289 --> 00:29:29.349 I think a lot of them are. So if you're going 00:29:29.349 --> 00:29:31.150 to wrap your political beliefs in Christianity, 00:29:31.470 --> 00:29:35.990 automatically you got me on a negative. They're 00:29:35.990 --> 00:29:37.950 going to cancel me for this. But I'm just saying, 00:29:38.750 --> 00:29:41.430 did he deserve to die no nobody deserves to die 00:29:41.430 --> 00:29:44.549 because of their beliefs and then i watch these 00:29:44.549 --> 00:29:46.450 people on the left people out of respect you 00:29:46.450 --> 00:29:48.569 know i'm friends with or whatever i thought i 00:29:48.569 --> 00:29:51.069 was friends with thank god he got shot thank 00:29:51.069 --> 00:29:53.450 god he's dead but i'm like that's disgusting 00:29:53.450 --> 00:29:57.509 that's you know pitiful disgusting whatever and 00:29:57.509 --> 00:29:59.529 then people on the right that are like oh make 00:29:59.529 --> 00:30:02.380 him a martyr make him a What has he done? He 00:30:02.380 --> 00:30:04.599 hasn't really... I mean, yeah, he spoke out and 00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.740 you agreed with him. It's terrible that he died. 00:30:07.859 --> 00:30:10.839 Nobody should die, but is he a martyr? Probably 00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:14.079 not. I mean, people on the left were like, oh, 00:30:14.140 --> 00:30:16.799 I'm glad he's dead. I was fucking satisfied. 00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.460 When I seen shit like that, I was like, that's 00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:22.019 disgusting. He advocated for his own death because 00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:23.660 he was for guns. Yeah, because of what he said 00:30:23.660 --> 00:30:26.940 about the gun control. People on the right were 00:30:26.940 --> 00:30:29.869 like, they literally put him in a picture. between 00:30:29.869 --> 00:30:35.390 Jesus and Martin Luther King. No, he wasn't Martin 00:30:35.390 --> 00:30:38.450 Luther King. He wasn't Malcolm X. Because he 00:30:38.450 --> 00:30:41.250 literally said fucking what? You know, all these 00:30:41.250 --> 00:30:44.250 black women were not as smart as... Dude, I'll 00:30:44.250 --> 00:30:46.730 settle this right now for everybody. One's a 00:30:46.730 --> 00:30:49.369 racist and one's a fucking... He should not have 00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:52.710 died. He should not have been killed. But he 00:30:52.710 --> 00:30:56.509 hasn't done anything to become a martyr. A martyr 00:30:56.509 --> 00:30:59.839 for what? Well, he is a martyr to Trump fucking 00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:02.279 MAGA and conservatives who are still on this 00:31:02.279 --> 00:31:05.099 fucking train. Retards. Yeah, and they're... 00:31:05.099 --> 00:31:08.740 You may go Alex Jones. The thing is, they're 00:31:08.740 --> 00:31:12.000 not even on Trump's side because Trump is fucking... 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.700 Trump fucking killed him in order to cover up... 00:31:15.700 --> 00:31:18.039 He was advocating for the release of the Epstein 00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:20.799 files. All I'm saying is that's a CIA hit. Well, 00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:23.740 yeah. He was like, guys, we have to release the 00:31:23.740 --> 00:31:26.779 Epstein files. There's something going on there. 00:31:27.259 --> 00:31:31.200 A hundred percent is like that. As soon as it 00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:34.660 happened, I said, that's a CIA hit. Why? I don't 00:31:34.660 --> 00:31:37.619 know. I can't speculate on it. You know, I know 00:31:37.619 --> 00:31:40.859 I can usually tie, you know, Ruby Ridge and Waco 00:31:40.859 --> 00:31:45.019 to 9 -11, Tower 7, whatever. But this one, fellas, 00:31:45.220 --> 00:31:47.319 you got to give me a little time. You got to 00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:49.460 give me a little time for some research and some 00:31:49.460 --> 00:31:52.619 looking around. I mean, Trump didn't even care 00:31:52.619 --> 00:31:54.900 that Charlie Kirk fucking died. He was like. 00:31:55.710 --> 00:31:57.809 You know, he's got to care. I guess I have to 00:31:57.809 --> 00:31:59.730 go to the funeral. Yeah, he's got to care for 00:31:59.730 --> 00:32:01.569 his constituents. But, I mean, like, what is 00:32:01.569 --> 00:32:05.309 that guy doing for him? I mean, the guy was like, 00:32:05.349 --> 00:32:07.210 release the Epstein files if you're not in it. 00:32:07.230 --> 00:32:10.529 Like, prove it. Right. Like, you see, you know, 00:32:10.589 --> 00:32:14.009 Nick Fuentes? Mm -hmm. He was actually advocating 00:32:14.009 --> 00:32:18.009 this week. He was like, we fucked up. He was 00:32:18.009 --> 00:32:21.190 like, we have to release the Epstein files. And 00:32:21.190 --> 00:32:24.069 now fucking Trump's saying that if anybody... 00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:26.319 doesn't want to release the Epstein files, they're 00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:29.259 not with him anymore. Like, you're not on my 00:32:29.259 --> 00:32:34.180 side anymore. It's... It all comes down... I 00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:36.859 mean, there's a lot of pedophiles, man. Yeah. 00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:41.599 It's globalist. Yeah. We need an anti -globalist 00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:44.619 party. Because both the... Who are the globalists? 00:32:45.180 --> 00:32:48.339 Well, hang on. Hang on. We're talking anti -globalist 00:32:48.339 --> 00:32:51.519 parties, right? Yeah, yeah. Is it okay to be 00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:55.029 a nationalist and love your country? Right? It's 00:32:55.029 --> 00:32:56.589 okay to be a nationalist. Hang on, hang on, hang 00:32:56.589 --> 00:32:59.490 on. Just play the game with me real quick. Is 00:32:59.490 --> 00:33:01.450 it okay to be a nationalist and love your country? 00:33:01.650 --> 00:33:03.349 Yeah, that's different from a globalist. Hang 00:33:03.349 --> 00:33:06.470 on, hang on. Is it okay to be a socialist and 00:33:06.470 --> 00:33:10.190 want fair shake for everybody together and others 00:33:10.190 --> 00:33:12.509 and everybody works towards a better cause for 00:33:12.509 --> 00:33:14.549 each other, right? Yeah, you can be a socialist 00:33:14.549 --> 00:33:18.529 and a nationalist. Well, hang on, hang on. Right? 00:33:18.789 --> 00:33:20.670 So it's okay to be a nationalist and love your 00:33:20.670 --> 00:33:24.539 country, right? Play the game. Yeah. It's okay 00:33:24.539 --> 00:33:27.799 to be a socialist and want better for others 00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:31.279 and want better for people to want better for 00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:34.440 you, right? As we work together for a common 00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:38.579 goal. Is that okay, right? Yeah, yeah. And then 00:33:38.579 --> 00:33:44.220 is it okay to want workers to unite and fight 00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:47.319 together? Oh, absolutely. Right, right? And everything 00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:50.680 go good? And then, you know, it's okay for people 00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:54.420 to assume to be in a party, right? that's okay 00:33:54.420 --> 00:33:57.579 you know we uh if we agree in the same beliefs 00:33:57.579 --> 00:34:00.180 we could be a party right i mean yeah i think 00:34:00.180 --> 00:34:04.160 parties should be but is it okay to be the nationalist 00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:08.019 socialist worker party well that's just because 00:34:08.019 --> 00:34:12.000 the fucking nazis literally the nazis used that 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:16.800 name in order to just tainted that name so is 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:25.699 it okay to mash all four together yeah All four 00:34:25.699 --> 00:34:27.800 are good, and then we bash them together, and 00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:31.500 all of a sudden now we're herding up globalists. 00:34:31.579 --> 00:34:34.960 They took four things. They're like, this sounds 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:37.699 good. We'll put them together, and people will 00:34:37.699 --> 00:34:42.300 vote for us. Right. Yeah. Like nationalists, 00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:45.559 socialists, workers, all these people are going 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:50.949 to vote for us. And it worked. Right. Well, it 00:34:50.949 --> 00:34:53.090 didn't work the first time. Hitler wound up in 00:34:53.090 --> 00:35:01.849 prison. I think we need another Nazi revolution. 00:35:03.449 --> 00:35:05.630 Nazi revolution? Yeah, I mean, we don't have 00:35:05.630 --> 00:35:07.869 to lock anybody up, but you know what I mean? 00:35:09.389 --> 00:35:12.730 We gotta shake things up. Something's gonna happen. 00:35:14.030 --> 00:35:16.929 I'm not necessarily saying let Nazis take control, 00:35:16.989 --> 00:35:20.300 but I'm saying we need something like that. You 00:35:20.300 --> 00:35:23.539 know, it's been, what, the 40s? Well, the 30s, 00:35:23.539 --> 00:35:26.280 really? So 70 plus what? I mean, it's almost 00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.420 been 100 years. I think we just need people that 00:35:28.420 --> 00:35:32.019 are, you know, good people and follow the rules, 00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:34.059 take control. I don't even know about follow 00:35:34.059 --> 00:35:36.199 the rules, take control. Just have empathy. Let 00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:38.059 me love the person next to me, and they love 00:35:38.059 --> 00:35:42.400 me, and that's all that matters. Yeah. It's all 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:44.980 about hate lately. Like, we fucking hate this 00:35:44.980 --> 00:35:47.460 side. We hate this other side. We don't care 00:35:47.460 --> 00:35:51.139 if you're dead. This is my side. Yeah. Fuck that 00:35:51.139 --> 00:35:54.800 side. I was just watching after 9 -11, right? 00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.780 Yeah. All the Congress members saying, God bless 00:35:57.780 --> 00:36:02.480 America. It didn't matter what you believed in. 00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:04.960 It was like people came together and they're 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:11.820 like, let's just heal. We're Americans. And I've 00:36:11.820 --> 00:36:15.980 seen a lot of people talk about in modern times, 00:36:16.059 --> 00:36:20.420 9 -11 was the most... unified the nation ever 00:36:20.420 --> 00:36:25.000 was yeah it's like I mean dude just imagine like 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.380 remember fucking one of the greatest moments 00:36:27.380 --> 00:36:32.739 in there goes the slur jar you see that I wasn't 00:36:32.739 --> 00:36:38.719 supposed to put that in there one of the greatest 00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:43.699 moments um was uh George Bush throwing out that 00:36:43.699 --> 00:36:47.460 pitch at uh you know, a Mets -Yankees game. You 00:36:47.460 --> 00:36:50.119 know, he's wearing the windbreaker. And then 00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:53.400 right behind that, the second greatest moment 00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:55.119 was him, like, talking about, we're going to 00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:57.940 kill these terrorists. We're going to go over 00:36:57.940 --> 00:37:01.340 there and take them out. And then he goes, now 00:37:01.340 --> 00:37:06.119 watch this drive. Sloughs a golf ball down the 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:10.099 fairway. That's so American, man. Like, a lot 00:37:10.099 --> 00:37:13.099 of people hated George Bush, rightfully so. I 00:37:13.099 --> 00:37:16.150 mean, what? I mean, that's a couple moments right 00:37:16.150 --> 00:37:19.849 there. I would have took George Bush any day 00:37:19.849 --> 00:37:22.690 over Donald Trump. That's for sure. Would you 00:37:22.690 --> 00:37:27.210 take him over Joe Biden? Sleepy Joe? Yeah, definitely. 00:37:27.530 --> 00:37:29.769 At least George Bush fucking cared about America. 00:37:30.389 --> 00:37:33.570 Donald Trump doesn't care about America. Joe 00:37:33.570 --> 00:37:35.829 Biden doesn't care about America. They care about 00:37:35.829 --> 00:37:38.210 the fucking Epstein's Island. They care about 00:37:38.210 --> 00:37:40.289 covering up what the fucking crimes are. And 00:37:40.289 --> 00:37:43.230 JoJo was not good at hiding how much he loved 00:37:43.230 --> 00:37:47.690 kids. He'll grab little itty -bitty titties and 00:37:47.690 --> 00:37:51.349 sniff their hair. It's disgusting. But George 00:37:51.349 --> 00:37:55.989 W. Bush was a pure person. Dude, he was retarded. 00:37:56.130 --> 00:38:01.219 Sure. He was as American as a guy was. No, he 00:38:01.219 --> 00:38:03.639 was too retarded to go down there. If he went 00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:05.539 down there, he'd be hanging out. He'd be like, 00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:08.980 oh, the kids go over here? He'd be getting touched 00:38:08.980 --> 00:38:13.179 by fucking old Jeffy, you know? Then we had Obama, 00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.760 who I thought was a great person. Obama. Obama. 00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:23.599 Obama was a great speaker. You know, he wasn't 00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:26.300 as good as Hitler, but he was a phenomenal speaker. 00:38:27.530 --> 00:38:30.389 When you talk about, what are you talking about? 00:38:30.449 --> 00:38:35.269 You'd be like, what was it? Change. Change was 00:38:35.269 --> 00:38:37.190 this thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to 00:38:37.190 --> 00:38:39.969 go with change. Like, phenomenal. Get people 00:38:39.969 --> 00:38:45.849 going. But there's a room for good speakers. 00:38:46.389 --> 00:38:49.070 You know, you can change the room with that. 00:38:49.409 --> 00:38:51.949 I mean, I think Obama was the perfect president. 00:38:52.130 --> 00:38:54.750 Like, what did he do wrong? Other than the shit 00:38:54.750 --> 00:38:57.300 that the fucking Republicans made up. What did 00:38:57.300 --> 00:39:00.159 he do wrong, but what did he do right? You know 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:05.000 what I mean? What did he do right? He took the 00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.860 economy from George Bush's recession that started 00:39:07.860 --> 00:39:11.059 in 2008, and he eventually, during his presidency, 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:15.760 turned it around so that it was more prosperity. 00:39:16.219 --> 00:39:18.619 What they say is you should look at a president's 00:39:18.619 --> 00:39:26.500 economy two terms after their last term. You're 00:39:26.500 --> 00:39:29.260 probably looking at Bush having a good economy 00:39:29.260 --> 00:39:33.019 because, you know. But, I mean, sure. No, I think 00:39:33.019 --> 00:39:36.739 Bush killed the economy. Well, he killed our 00:39:36.739 --> 00:39:39.539 economy, but he certainly helped out the war. 00:39:42.259 --> 00:39:45.659 Well, Bush was a war president. I mean, think 00:39:45.659 --> 00:39:49.280 about it. I was watching a lot of 9 -11 videos 00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:53.400 this week. You think about it. After this fucking 00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:56.059 attack happens, you have to declare war on somebody. 00:39:56.500 --> 00:40:00.320 So he's like, who do we declare war on? Afghanistan. 00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.820 I guess it's going to be Afghanistan because 00:40:01.820 --> 00:40:04.340 they have the most number of al -Qaeda camps. 00:40:04.699 --> 00:40:07.119 Actually, there's a couple books I've read that 00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:12.579 how Afghanistan had a thriving agricultural you 00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:18.179 know um economy right like agriculturally they're 00:40:18.179 --> 00:40:21.179 doing phenomenal yeah and then we came over there 00:40:21.179 --> 00:40:23.780 and then said that all these crops you guys growing 00:40:23.780 --> 00:40:29.300 opium who poppies plant poppies right and then 00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:33.239 there was military that was dedicated to protecting 00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:41.130 the poppy fields why why damn So, here we go. 00:40:41.250 --> 00:40:43.329 I wasn't going to go on the conspiracies here. 00:40:44.269 --> 00:40:51.690 That's what this is. Conspiracy podcast. We find 00:40:51.690 --> 00:40:57.250 a good location to grow poppies, right? Afghanistan. 00:40:57.550 --> 00:41:01.630 We now force them to grow poppy, right? We then 00:41:01.630 --> 00:41:05.469 extract the opium from the poppies. We send it 00:41:05.469 --> 00:41:11.880 to a company. also known as big pharma who then 00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:17.019 turns those opium whatever into oxycontin who 00:41:17.019 --> 00:41:20.500 then doctors distribute it all over the place 00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:22.519 saying it's not addictive it's not addictive 00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:26.679 gets everybody addicted to opiates right heroin 00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:31.300 crisis right cia has their hands in mexico because 00:41:31.300 --> 00:41:33.059 they're trying to do things in mexico and shit 00:41:33.059 --> 00:41:37.280 like that well how do we get people to Have Mexico's 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:39.960 biggest export. Oh, let's get them all hooked 00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:43.780 on fucking opiates. Okay. Oxycontin. Not addictive. 00:41:44.059 --> 00:41:47.480 Everybody gets addicted. Oh my God. It's fucking 00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:50.719 $300 for a bottle of 30. How about you take this 00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:54.179 heroin? $5 a bundle. Get you as high as that 00:41:54.179 --> 00:41:56.340 bottle of 30. Where's the heroin coming from? 00:41:56.719 --> 00:42:00.280 Mexico. El Salvador. Just saying. Build the wall? 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:03.280 Probably not. Look at our government? Yeah, most 00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:07.329 likely. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. What 00:42:07.329 --> 00:42:09.769 do you think about this shit that Trump and RFK 00:42:09.769 --> 00:42:15.110 are saying about Tylenol this week? It's funny 00:42:15.110 --> 00:42:20.269 because, well, it's not funny. I've seen a couple 00:42:20.269 --> 00:42:27.070 grandmas that were like, now I know why my grandson 00:42:27.070 --> 00:42:32.449 or whatever has autism, blah, blah, blah. And 00:42:32.449 --> 00:42:34.309 then there was a couple moms that were like, 00:42:35.250 --> 00:42:38.250 I'm going to delete social media because I'm 00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:40.789 not going to be told that I'm the cause for autism 00:42:40.789 --> 00:42:45.110 in my child. I'm like, ah, fucking. First off, 00:42:45.190 --> 00:42:48.030 I think, I mean, I've always been on the assumption 00:42:48.030 --> 00:42:51.190 that acetaminophen is terrible. It's dangerous. 00:42:51.829 --> 00:42:55.590 Close your fucking liver up. Only if you take 00:42:55.590 --> 00:42:58.429 more than the recommended dose. So if you're 00:42:58.429 --> 00:43:03.340 talking about, like, Breaking a fever, right? 00:43:03.820 --> 00:43:06.719 You're going to take acetaminophen over, like, 00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:12.519 an NSAID? I would say that acetaminophen works 00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:16.679 better for fevers and pain than an NSAID, actually. 00:43:16.860 --> 00:43:19.599 I've always been an ibuprofen guy. Yeah. Yeah, 00:43:19.619 --> 00:43:22.880 I mean, and even with my son, I mean, there was 00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:24.980 a couple times he had high fevers. He did the 00:43:24.980 --> 00:43:29.059 suppository with the Tylenol. But other than 00:43:29.059 --> 00:43:31.300 that, it was usually, like, ibuprofen or whatever. 00:43:32.250 --> 00:43:35.530 I've always been, like, staunch against acetaminophen. 00:43:35.809 --> 00:43:40.909 Always. Really? Because I just, I mean, you know. 00:43:40.909 --> 00:43:42.730 I recommend it, actually, because there's actually 00:43:42.730 --> 00:43:46.130 no side effects. If you take more than the recommended 00:43:46.130 --> 00:43:47.889 dose to your liver, it might be. Well, like, 00:43:47.929 --> 00:43:52.070 the issue is, like, in medic school, like, they 00:43:52.070 --> 00:43:54.510 taught us about this. One of the cases in medic 00:43:54.510 --> 00:43:57.309 school was, like, this girl who had, like, a 00:43:57.309 --> 00:44:01.730 toothache for six months, right? All of a sudden, 00:44:01.809 --> 00:44:05.309 you know, basically she has abdominal pain, chest 00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:08.769 pain, this and that. And then the scenario is, 00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:12.690 like, she crashes out at the end. And, you know, 00:44:12.710 --> 00:44:15.269 you find out it's because she's been taking half 00:44:15.269 --> 00:44:18.309 a bottle of Tylenol every day for six months, 00:44:18.449 --> 00:44:22.230 you know. And, you know, I just, I'm like, well, 00:44:22.250 --> 00:44:24.269 fuck. The only thing with NSAIDs is, like, what, 00:44:24.369 --> 00:44:26.369 I just bleed to death? As long as I don't have 00:44:26.369 --> 00:44:29.050 a bleed, I'll be all right. You know, I've always 00:44:29.050 --> 00:44:31.190 been an ibuprofen guy, but, like, it's just something 00:44:31.190 --> 00:44:33.710 about the liver, you know? Yeah, you know. You 00:44:33.710 --> 00:44:36.150 take enough NSAIDs, you fucking get that acid 00:44:36.150 --> 00:44:38.829 reflux. Right. That's my problem. But we have 00:44:38.829 --> 00:44:42.429 this patient that comes in, like, every so often. 00:44:42.469 --> 00:44:45.690 He says that he takes, like, 100 to 200 Tylenol 00:44:45.690 --> 00:44:50.969 pills. And, like, obviously, that's not correct. 00:44:51.110 --> 00:44:53.489 Yeah. Because he would be, like, dead. 100%, 00:44:53.489 --> 00:44:56.480 yeah. But basically he tries to overdose himself 00:44:56.480 --> 00:45:00.880 on Tylenol. Jesus Christ. But it's really hard 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:05.019 to unless you take like a mega dose. Like five 00:45:05.019 --> 00:45:08.119 bottles or whatever. Yeah, so there's an antidote 00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:14.119 to it. Yeah. And like Tylenol came out in 1950. 00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:21.780 Right. Autism was first described in 1911. I've 00:45:21.780 --> 00:45:25.730 seen a picture. I seen a picture that was like 00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:30.909 the, um, what do you call it? The vaccines or 00:45:30.909 --> 00:45:34.449 like the, what was it? The thing that causes 00:45:34.449 --> 00:45:36.789 the symptoms. Right. So they take the vaccines. 00:45:36.789 --> 00:45:40.389 It causes the fever, really massive fevers. So 00:45:40.389 --> 00:45:42.630 then you give them the Tylenol causes the autism. 00:45:42.809 --> 00:45:45.639 You know, it's like. So they're trying to link 00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:49.820 to Tylenol causes autism. It's like the most 00:45:49.820 --> 00:45:52.659 fucking sheep fucking retarded. No, but they're 00:45:52.659 --> 00:45:55.000 trying to, they're trying to link the Tylenol 00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:57.260 to the vaccines as well. So they're trying to 00:45:57.260 --> 00:45:59.860 say, they're trying to say the vaccines don't 00:45:59.860 --> 00:46:02.940 cause autism either. It was just like a conservative. 00:46:03.699 --> 00:46:07.800 I would, I would, I would believe more that vaccines 00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:11.329 cause autism than Tylenol because like, you know, 00:46:11.349 --> 00:46:13.789 vaccines can actually have, like, DNA property 00:46:13.789 --> 00:46:16.269 and stuff like that and genetic remodeling and 00:46:16.269 --> 00:46:19.190 stuff like that. Well, like, Tylenol is just 00:46:19.190 --> 00:46:25.630 a cinnamon fin. It's like... Now, we might not 00:46:25.630 --> 00:46:27.710 be laughing at 10 years when we find out, oh, 00:46:27.730 --> 00:46:29.989 shit, a cinnamon fin actually does cause autism. 00:46:30.030 --> 00:46:33.190 It doesn't, though. It's completely made up because 00:46:33.190 --> 00:46:36.530 fucking, you know, RFK and Donald Trump want 00:46:36.530 --> 00:46:39.739 to just have... Shit in the news to distract 00:46:39.739 --> 00:46:41.860 from the fucking aptitude files. Right, right. 00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:46.380 I love RFK, but he gets gung -ho on some dumb 00:46:46.380 --> 00:46:49.699 shit. Like, dude, I've been taking Tylenol. I've 00:46:49.699 --> 00:46:53.320 been recommending to actually my patients Tylenol. 00:46:53.320 --> 00:46:57.280 I've been taking Tylenol for years. Like, Tylenol 00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.400 came out after autism, you know, was discovered. 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.639 Yeah, but you know what? They don't know what 00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:06.360 they were talking about back then. But you can't 00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:09.519 put a direct link between Tylenol and autism. 00:47:09.659 --> 00:47:11.980 But what if you can, though? What if you can? 00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:14.139 What are you going to do? What do you mean? What 00:47:14.139 --> 00:47:17.579 if in a year and a half they find out, like, 00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:20.739 holy shit, acetaminophen does cause autism? Yeah. 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.739 What the fuck? We were giving people autism all 00:47:22.739 --> 00:47:24.760 this time. And then you recommended all these 00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:26.559 people. I would say what else causes autism because 00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:29.599 the fucking autism rate has gone up like three. 00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:31.980 Yeah, but you recommended all these people Tylenol 00:47:31.980 --> 00:47:37.010 and how'd that fare out? You know what I mean? 00:47:37.690 --> 00:47:40.030 That's a lawsuit, Casey. I would say I don't 00:47:40.030 --> 00:47:42.190 think that's going to happen. I've been reading 00:47:42.190 --> 00:47:45.550 a book, right? Yeah. I actually just finished 00:47:45.550 --> 00:47:48.949 it. It's a very good book about Dennis Rader. 00:47:49.110 --> 00:47:51.570 You ever heard of him? No. Find, torture, kill. 00:47:51.869 --> 00:47:56.349 BTK. BTK killer, yeah. It's like the serial killer 00:47:56.349 --> 00:47:58.909 nobody knows about, but he's the scariest one. 00:47:59.190 --> 00:48:03.630 Yep, I know him. Phenomenal book because they 00:48:03.630 --> 00:48:06.219 actually interview him. or whatever, and, you 00:48:06.219 --> 00:48:08.340 know, figure out where he was. And they go on 00:48:08.340 --> 00:48:12.519 each murder, like, is, like, in -depth in how 00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:16.260 he does it. But they end up catching him because 00:48:16.260 --> 00:48:19.639 of his ego, right? I think, like, his last kill 00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:24.159 was, like, in the early 80s, and then the early 00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:26.559 2000s, right? So you're talking, like, almost 00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:30.679 20 years of, like, nothing. Yeah. And somebody 00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:33.179 puts out, like, a news article about, like, the 00:48:33.179 --> 00:48:37.179 BTK kills. and he gets pissed off because you 00:48:37.179 --> 00:48:39.719 know one of the kills isn't involved in there 00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:41.539 and he's like wait a minute so he sends a letter 00:48:41.539 --> 00:48:45.460 about like yeah no i killed this person you know 00:48:45.460 --> 00:48:47.679 like this whole thing and the cops are like well 00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:50.079 fuck let's you know fuck around with his ego 00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:53.380 right like because the fbi was like this is the 00:48:53.380 --> 00:48:55.719 egotistical guy like if you ever get a chance 00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:59.059 to talk to him through the media stroke his ego 00:48:59.059 --> 00:49:02.480 you might be able to get him and eventually He 00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:05.000 slips up because he talks about in the book how 00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:07.420 Dennis Rader was like, yeah, I'm getting lazy. 00:49:07.820 --> 00:49:09.860 I don't want to do all these photocopies and 00:49:09.860 --> 00:49:11.679 edits and shit so they can't catch me. I'm like, 00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:14.480 I wonder if these floppy disks can't be traced. 00:49:14.699 --> 00:49:18.199 So he literally asked the cops. Dude, the guy's 00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:20.820 gotten away with murder for like 40 years, right? 00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:25.019 He asked the cops, are floppy disks traceable? 00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:29.760 Answer in the newspaper. And they answer in the 00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:33.139 ads, like, no, they are not. Send the next message 00:49:33.139 --> 00:49:37.420 on floppy disk. He sends a message on the floppy 00:49:37.420 --> 00:49:40.300 disk, and it's like, you know, it says, like, 00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:44.500 where he saved from, his name, like, the time 00:49:44.500 --> 00:49:46.659 of the day, the location. They're like, oh, we 00:49:46.659 --> 00:49:50.559 got the guy. This is him, you know. And, yeah, 00:49:50.659 --> 00:49:52.599 they wind up arresting him. You know, he talks 00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:57.440 about, like, you know, he's like a, you know, 00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:01.300 his whole thing was like bondage you know and 00:50:01.300 --> 00:50:03.219 the only way he can get like a sexual thrill 00:50:03.219 --> 00:50:07.679 was like having a lady tied up choking and dying 00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:10.000 and he'd like fucking come off of that yeah it 00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:14.500 was like 50 shades of green yeah again goes back 00:50:14.500 --> 00:50:16.539 to my theory of like if he was a millionaire 00:50:16.539 --> 00:50:18.760 everybody would be like that's alright but because 00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:21.679 he's like a dumb plumber you know they're like 00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:25.519 He's a serial killer. I know. I'm a big fan of 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:27.780 that show, Criminal Minds. They talk about him 00:50:27.780 --> 00:50:31.980 a lot. BDK killer. Really? Yeah. Dude, you know 00:50:31.980 --> 00:50:35.159 how I found out about him? You ever watch Mindhunter 00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:39.460 on Netflix? Dude, I hate him for it, but they 00:50:39.460 --> 00:50:42.119 canceled it, right? They did two seasons, and 00:50:42.119 --> 00:50:46.059 basically it was about these two guys that created 00:50:46.059 --> 00:50:50.079 the behavioral science unit of the FBI in the 00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:54.400 50s and 60s. But as you watch, their whole thing 00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:57.199 is they interview serial killers. They do Charlie 00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:01.000 Manson and the co -ed killer, stuff like that. 00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:06.800 Son of Sam. But before each episode, they would 00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:12.079 show a quick 30 -second to a minute clip of this 00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:16.119 guy going through murders or stringing himself 00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.420 up in a lady mask and shit like that. I was like, 00:51:19.460 --> 00:51:21.340 who is this? Is this fictional or whatever? I 00:51:21.340 --> 00:51:23.440 looked it up and it was like BTK. And I'm like, 00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:25.280 once I looked it up, I never knew about him. 00:51:25.739 --> 00:51:29.300 And dude, it just intrigued me. And the craziest 00:51:29.300 --> 00:51:32.760 part is it's just this like regular guy that 00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:35.800 had like no issues. He just decided that one 00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:37.380 day he was going to start stalking people. And 00:51:37.380 --> 00:51:40.000 then he's like, wow, this gets me off. And then 00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:43.760 his first family, it was a family of four. He 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:45.900 tied him up and strangled him. Like Ted Bundy. 00:51:46.260 --> 00:51:49.289 Yeah. And he found out that got him off. And 00:51:49.289 --> 00:51:51.969 he, you know, that was the greatest cum he ever 00:51:51.969 --> 00:51:53.429 had. So I was like, well, fuck it. I'm going 00:51:53.429 --> 00:51:56.550 to keep doing it. It's all about the cum. Yeah. 00:51:56.570 --> 00:51:58.710 I mean, well, really, I think of men, it's what 00:51:58.710 --> 00:52:02.730 it comes down to is cum. You don't see a lot 00:52:02.730 --> 00:52:05.929 of ladies doing that. No. No. I know what you 00:52:05.929 --> 00:52:10.030 mean. Yeah. Let's take a break. I got to pee. 00:52:10.650 --> 00:52:13.250 Oh, that's fine. All right. We'll be back. It's 00:52:13.250 --> 00:52:15.800 almost fucking midnight. title podcast. Do you 00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:18.320 want to wrap it up? Okay. For your pee? Yeah. 00:52:18.980 --> 00:52:22.599 Final thoughts? I probably should go to bed. 00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.000 I gotta wake up in like maybe two or three hours. 00:52:27.019 --> 00:52:29.780 Alright, well, fucking Jeffrey I've seen, you 00:52:29.780 --> 00:52:31.380 know, he didn't kill himself. No, he definitely 00:52:31.380 --> 00:52:32.860 didn't kill himself. Just to remind you. Yeah. 00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:36.440 He didn't kill himself. Tylenol isn't bad for 00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.920 you. Yeah, I think Tylenol causes autism. Casey's 00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:42.699 been prescribing Tylenol to all these patients. 00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:45.940 I've been a... Listen, you know what this is? 00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:47.860 This is big anti -Tylenol because, you know, 00:52:47.900 --> 00:52:52.900 I'm a big... I'm big... I'm big... Ibuprofen. 00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:56.579 I'm big Ibuprofen. You know, just like Big Pharma. 00:52:56.739 --> 00:52:59.699 I'm big Ibuprofen. Well, that's how he gets you. 00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:02.519 It's like... Do you choose Democrats or Republicans? 00:53:02.619 --> 00:53:05.960 Do you choose ibuprofen or Tylenol? It's like 00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:08.340 one or the other. They both fucking suck, right? 00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:11.039 There's just one guy on the side. I do aspirin. 00:53:11.699 --> 00:53:19.780 Yeah. I do aspirin. All right. Well, if you liked 00:53:19.780 --> 00:53:24.260 us, like us on Facebook and, you know, as always, 00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:27.619 be kind to yourselves and each other. I love 00:53:27.619 --> 00:53:30.949 all of you. And make sure you take ibuprofen. 00:53:31.210 --> 00:53:36.489 We out. Fuck off! For all we know, robots have 00:53:36.489 --> 00:53:38.849 souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. 00:53:38.869 --> 00:53:42.570 How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg 00:53:42.570 --> 00:53:47.809 or a robot? You think we were the first ones 00:53:47.809 --> 00:53:53.630 to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are 00:53:53.630 --> 00:53:57.119 jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we 00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.480 are. There's people out there with some really 00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:04.440 dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:06.840 did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did 00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:08.420 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that 00:54:08.420 --> 00:54:11.239 they didn't die and become ghosts? Ugh, they're 00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:12.960 killing... They're killing all the already born 00:54:12.960 --> 00:54:16.280 babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist 00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:20.719 as... Somewhere in China, right, in some base... 00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:22.880 What the fuck? There are super soldiers that 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:34.980 are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Okay? I do not 00:54:34.980 --> 00:54:38.320 negotiate with terrorists. I do not listen to 00:54:38.320 --> 00:55:03.070 them. holding their pulse feel them die of this 00:55:03.070 --> 00:55:07.210 virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're 00:55:07.210 --> 00:55:09.829 fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that 00:55:09.829 --> 00:55:12.929 the government has taken it to the next level 00:55:12.929 --> 00:55:19.110 with the birds they know what birds are going 00:55:19.110 --> 00:55:21.630 to cross paths with you that you are going to 00:55:21.630 --> 00:55:23.630 be able to raise and they are going to make them 00:55:23.630 --> 00:55:25.849 so fucking real they're going to sink money into 00:55:25.849 --> 00:55:32.239 them because they know that it's Cut it open, 00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:33.980 you're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry, 00:55:33.980 --> 00:55:36.320 but let me tell you, their technology, it's absolutely 00:55:36.320 --> 00:55:39.920 violent. Which, by the way, big brother, is the 00:55:39.920 --> 00:56:20.619 Overlord Kibbutz. George Soros is an actual Nazi 00:56:20.619 --> 00:56:22.019 collaborator, okay?