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Oh yeah. Okay, so I'm here with Dan, and that's
it. Daniel, like Creed? Yeah. Yeah, Creed's not
bad. I, um... I don't know. That kind of music,
though, I can only take so much of it. And it's
like the kids that were, like, depressed in high
school. Like, in my generation. It's not really,
like, emo music, but, like, it's more like...
The same kind of people that listen to Nickelback
liked Creed. And they were, like, the depressed
suburban kids. They got that same kind of vibe
as Nickelback, where, like, people hate them.
Right. I think, like, the song's catchy, though.
Creed, like, what is the style of music? It's,
you know, Wikipedia. Yeah, alternative. Like...
Creed is an American rock band. Genres, post
-grunge, hard rock. They have a bunch of different
genres. Post -grunge. Post -grunge, hard rock,
alternative rock, alternative metal. Yeah, but
it's like it falls in that same category of like...
So I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to Creed.
You know? Like I wouldn't say, oh man, I want
to listen to some Creed today. But it's like
when it comes on, you're just like, oh yeah,
it's a good song, you know? But do you like Nickelback?
No. Okay. Yeah. Good. Good. Me too. But there's
like those kinds of bands like Creed, like Nickelback,
they like fall into a genre. There's like another,
like fucking breaking Benjamin, like. Oh, Breaking
Bad is not like gay like that. I don't know,
dude. I love Breaking Bad, man. I've been to
see them a few times. Like what's another fucking
band? Like Shinedown is like terrible like that.
Right. Imagine Dragons, right? Right. It's like
when you find out that somebody bought tickets
to actually go see that show, you're like, ooh,
I didn't know that you were like that. I think
the average person that listens to that type
of music is just the most normal, boring person
that you can imagine. Boring? Yeah, just like
an average person. It's kind of like somebody
who doesn't think for themselves, so they just
let other people inject what they should like
into their brain. Like the 1 in 10? Yeah, not
really the 1 in 10. I just feel like it's a lot
of the same people who probably, I don't know,
wear wife beaters a lot. You know, the guy from
Crete is wearing a wife beater in this music
video. It's just like, I don't know. I'm thinking
like the people that used to wear like chains
on their wallet, you know, like, yeah, just fucking
kind of like didn't have a. Your dad was around,
but your relationship with him was he used to
choke you and slam you against the wall. You
know what I mean? He used to kick your ass a
little. I think that's the kind of person that
gets into that kind of music. Really? I would
associate that more with metal. I don't think
it's... Dude, fucking death metal. I don't know,
dude. I think it falls somewhere on the spectrum.
heroin addicts, like it's getting towards the
end, like of that part of the spectrum. Yeah.
Like where are you getting into the, the drug
addicts? I think every kid has a phase. Like
I had an emo phase when I was a kid. Yeah. Every
kid has that like rebellious phase, I think.
Yeah. I mean, dude, I don't know. Emo was, emo
was the best dude. Yeah. Like, I mean, like,
back in the day, I loved Blink. But, uh, I remember
there was kids in my grade that would make fun
of me for liking Blink. For dressing just like
Blink? They fucking suck, yeah. With the fucking
Macbeths. But, yeah, this one kid was like, he
was like into Slipknot and shit. He's like, oh,
fucking Blink -182 fucking sucks, fucking faggots.
And he's like, uh... Down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down. He's like, what kind of fucking
lyrics are those, bro? Down, down, down, down.
It's like, fuck you, dude. Yeah. I mean, he was
right, though. Yeah, I mean, those are, you know,
they're probably some pretty simple lyrics. We
were spending like two hours before the podcast
taking apart my car. Yeah. I felt like I was
in the heart locker. I was surprised you got
it back together. Why were you surprised I got
it back together? Because you just took so many
fucking things apart. It's like when I took my
dryer apart and then I fucking left out a bunch.
I was like, where does this bolt go? I just left
it out because I couldn't find where it went.
It's bad, but it's only really bad depending
on What kind of job, like how serious the job
you're doing. If you're doing a timing belt and
you just have a random missing bolt, that's fucking
bad. You're doing a head gasket and you have
a random missing bolt. Don't you want your own
business and you can get paid fucking $200 an
hour for labor? Doing that? Yeah. No, not at
all. Or you can just employ other people to do
it and just own the business. I like making things
work again. like making them better like restoring
things but i like doing mechanic work for fun
but it's like my my neighbor down the road he's
got a beautiful garage he's got a race car he's
always working on always working on on his time
off right yeah but you'd say that guy well why
aren't you a mechanic it's like oh no he's an
electrical engineer right but for fun he works
on cars so like to do it professionally is like
one it's a huge investment You have to invest
as much in your tools as some people invest in
school. It's like to have a full tool set for
a mechanic garage is like 50 to $100 ,000. Yeah.
It's like trying to become like a professional
musician where you have to commit to it. Right.
You got to be 100 % committed. People I know
that have been mechanics, like I was talking
to this one guy from the state. I don't know
if you remember like that whole Volkswagen debacle
I had. where i had a car that was under warranty
and anything it was anything the check the check
engine light came on for they would fix for free
volkswagen right forever um up until so many
like 150 000 miles or 10 years so it was part
of that diesel gate thing where they lied about
the emissions oh they made it so the emission
system would burn clean when the steering wheel
wasn't moving so it knew that the car was standing
still and it was on a test platform and then
as soon as the steering wheel started to move
then it went into a dirty burn mode so because
of that the government fined them like 15 billion
dollars and they said you have to anything that
goes wrong with these cars you have to repair
for the next 10 years right so they came out
with a fix for it they got a little worse gas
mileage and um So my check engine light came
on, and I said, well, it's under warranty, so
I'm not going to fuck with it. I'm going to bring
it to the shop, right? Yeah. And let them do
it because it's free instead of me paying for
parts. So they fucked up my car worse. So I brought
it in with one check engine light, and it came
out with six. And I'm like, hey, guys, you made
my car worse. Like, what the fuck? Six? Yeah.
I thought there was only one check engine light.
Well, there's one check engine light, but it
could have, you know, 30 codes under that one.
That's just saying that's the error light and
you have to use the computer to check what it
is. Do you have one of those computers? Yeah,
of course. Oh. Maybe we could check what the
error for my Subaru is. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course.
Sick. Do you have it on you? No, I don't have
it on me. But I'll bring it to the next podcast.
you know, Volkswagen's have, see, there's, there's
the whole list of codes that come off under the
check engine light that come on under the check
engine light. Yeah. And then there's manufacturer
specific codes. So Volkswagen has like a whole
subset of their own codes that you can only read
with their special reader. It's fucking crazy.
So, um, anyway, uh, a year later I got my car
back. Because they just, they literally didn't
know what was wrong with it. And they just started
throwing parts at it. A year later? A year later.
Like they kept it for a year? Dude, I had to
get the state involved. And that's where I got
talking to this guy who was a mechanic and a
diesel mechanic. And he's just like, dude, I've
had, you know, four back surgeries. My knees
are bad. Because you're just hunched over just
like we were out there. or at least i was yeah
you're hunched over like that for your entire
career yeah you know you're in awkward spots
it is not a fucking it's not easy work dude and
it's like i'm not saying work should be easy
but it shouldn't require back surgery you know
yeah um but uh yeah anyway dude that whole debacle
with that fucking volkswagen though um that they
put two engines in it uh this is you know throwing
the entire wiring harness so the wiring harness
is basically the car is like wrapped around the
wiring harness right the wiring harness goes
in before everything else goes in so it's like
you got the frame the body of the car and then
the wiring harness is you know because everything
connects to it right it's like a it's like a
local area network of cables right so every sensor
has to hop onto the network so they put that
in And then they connect everything to that as,
you know, the electronics guys come in, put the
radio in, they wire it into the wiring harness.
You know, the guys come and put the engine in,
they wire that in. There's 20 sensors on the
engine. So there's, there's just like thousands
of things wired into the wiring harness. They
put a whole new wiring harness in my car. So
think about how much work, just the wiring harness
alone was 1100 bucks. So they put, you know,
they went through two engines. Two engines? They
did the flywheel. Dude, it was every day they
were calling me, like saying, hey, we're going
to put, we're going to try this. And they were
just throwing parts at it for a year. It's a
$7 ,000 car, dude. Should have got a DNR. Right.
And it's like, so I basically, I asked Volkswagen
to just buy the car back because they couldn't
fix it and they denied it. And, you know, they
sent it to another Volkswagen dealer because
one couldn't fix it. So the other one, you know,
literally it was like, like exactly a year they're
like yeah we finally got it fixed they're like
one of the engines that we put in it had a defect
from the factory so we couldn't figure out like
we thought we were working with a brand new engine
but we weren't it was a defective engine so it
was like i think he said it had the wrong head
gasket in it from the factory so it changed the
specifications of the engine fucking crazy dude
It was literally the bill for that $7 ,500 car.
Did I tell this story on the pod? No. All right.
The bill for that car, like including the labor,
right? Not just the parts, but the bill for everything
came to about $50 ,000. Yeah. Like Volkswagen
dealership money. Jesus. They just gave you a
new car, yeah. Right. And I asked them to just
buy the fucking car back and Volkswagen said
no. It's like, dude. You could have gotten off
of that for fucking $8 ,500. $7 ,500, whatever
it's worth. But no, they wanted to keep trying
to fix it. It's like, okay, dude. So they rebuilt
the entire car. Capitalism doesn't make a lot
of sense, Dan. That's not capitalism. Well, that
is actually capitalism. Okay, so how would this
be better if this was communism? We may be able
to fix it. Dude, you know how it'd be better?
That car company wouldn't exist under communism.
They don't, they don't have any, I said this
in the last podcast, they don't have any international
car companies. Russia. Oh, Russia, yeah. Yeah,
because, you know, that's the, that's the like
flagship country for communism, right? Yeah,
but communism is different from socialism. Like,
well, I'm all for democratic socialism, not like,
you know, dictatorship communism. But don't you
think that we can have both? Both what? Don't
you think we can have capitalism and socialism?
I think that's what we have now, and I think
it's not working, obviously. It's not working,
but we have the highest GDP in the world. It's
not working for the middle class. I mean, for
the lower class, it's like socialism on food
stamps and social welfare. the rich class the
wealthy class is just uh benefiting off capitalism
so the middle class is basically not getting
anything well you know if you have running water
in your house and a shower you live in the top
one percent of human beings that have ever lived
ever lived yeah But what are you in the top of
Americans that have running water? Yeah, I mean,
so what's so bad about the middle class, Casey?
Nothing's, I mean, nothing's bad about the people
of the middle class. It's just I don't think
the government or capitalism benefits them at
all. Like they're not getting the same, they
don't get the same social benefits. and they
don't get profit if they don't own a business.
Then why don't you start a business? I'm going
to have capital, bro. Dude, you have enough income.
You can get the capital. I also got a lot of
that. What would you start? I got a big nut.
You don't have a big nut. I have a huge nut.
My nut is huge. What's your nut a month? I don't
know, a lot. Like thousands. Okay, that's everyone.
Okay. Mine not a month is like $1 ,600 a month.
Mine's like over $4 ,500. Okay. Dude, you make
nurse money. Yeah, I know. I've been very burnt
out in the healthcare lately. Yeah. I need to
do something else. But you ever see those videos
of the gas pedal getting stuck? and the kid that
was just driving, his gas pedal got stuck, and
he was on the phone with the 911 operator. Yeah,
I think he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, what would
you do in that situation? If my gas pedal was
stuck? Yeah. I'd put the car in neutral. I think
he was trying to get it in neutral. He couldn't
move the shifter. Okay, so he can't move the
shifter. So did you try and pull the emergency
brake? Yeah. Okay, did you try and shut the car
off, take the key out of the ignition? I think
they tried everything. They were on the phone
with the dispatcher. They were actually on the
phone with the trooper. And he was giving them
like trying everything to do. All right. My next
question would be who the fuck inspected your
car? Right? Well, what if it's like Toyota? Yeah,
that was bullshit. It was like Toyota where the
brakes just don't work. That was bullshit. You
know what that was about? I know I talked about
this before. I forgot. But that was the American
car companies being jealous that the Japanese
car companies were doing better. That's what
that was. So it wasn't actually happening. It
was just propaganda. They never found out what
the problem was. Dude, NASA came in and they're
like, we don't fucking know. This is crazy. Like,
what are you guys talking about? Do you think
they just made up the stories or do you think
the cars were actually malfunctioning? No, I
think it was all made up. Because they... Were
they crisis actors? It could be. That's a possibility.
No. I don't know. Anything's possible. They blamed
it on the fucking floor mats. Right? That's finally
the only conclusion they could come to. They're
like, this is the fucking... It's got to be the
floor mats binding up. under the pedal the floor
mat so if you look at toyota's now till this
day they have a warning on the floor they have
a warning on the floor mat that they have to
be connected right to the floor like otherwise
it's not like they used to have loose mats that
could move right since forever yeah but then
this fake problem came out so they had to put
like attachment points for the mats and there's
a warning on the mat dude they said in court
they're like we literally We can't figure out
what caused this, what's going on. And finally,
I think the conclusion they came to is that,
so I know I talked about this, but you know what
a bit flip is? No. So sometimes solar rays can
change computer coding, and it can flip certain
bits in the one and zero sequences. Oh, was that,
Alimak was talking about that? Yeah, I think
he was, yeah. With Mario? Yeah, it was something
they couldn't figure out why it was malfunctioning,
and it was because the solar rays changed one
of the binary codes. Oh, that was for a voting
machine, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, how convenient.
Yeah, so that's what they said in court. They're
like, oh, well, this could have been caused by
a bit flip. from a solar ray. And it's like,
dude, get the fuck out of here. That's not what
happened. It's like, it's all about anything
though. So what they're trying to do is they're
trying to prop up GM stock because GM was going
under. Oh, like GM was failing. It's like what
they're doing with Tesla now. Right? Yeah. They
try and just, uh, they just try and bash them
to lower their stock. You know? No, I mean like
Tesla's going to fail. No, they're not. They're
trying to get the stock up. Tesla is never going
to fail, dude. I think there is going to come
a company come along eventually that's better
than Tesla. Yeah, well, where are they? Well,
they don't exist yet. No, they don't. Elon Musk
isn't going to live forever. Well, actually,
he might. BYD is going to be the serious competitor
for Tesla. um dude the chinese make some some
seriously good shit when they want to yeah right
like the chinese know what they're doing and
they're getting better but for so long like their
economy has just been production based right
not quality based so it's just about like just
pumping out as much shit as they can as much
fucking cheap copies of things um but That's
kind of what the Japanese used to do. The Japanese
used to take things and copy them and make them
better. So the Chinese are master copiers. They
copy everything. So they steal intellectual property
and then they just recreate it for cheaper. So
that's why it's almost like it's not worth coming
up with some new idea. Like, oh, you're going
to come up with some new dish sponge that's going
to make you a millionaire. It's not going to
happen because the Chinese are just going to
take it and replicate it and do it for one third
the price. But the difference between the Japanese
and the Chinese is that the Japanese copy, but
then they improve on it. So it's something the
Japanese call Kaizen. It's the principles of
Kaizen. And that's about incremental improvements.
uh, Toyotas used to be just cheap copies of general
motors cars, right? So they take like whatever
the popular GM car was in the fifties and they
would just flat out copy it and do it cheaper.
Right. But since their principle is Kaizen, right?
It's part of their culture, just making incremental
improvements. They incrementally made those copies
better and improved on the designs and so much
so. that i mean look at toyota's the premier
car company today yeah it is there there's there
isn't i don't even think there's a close second
you know they took i mean they took like fucking
atari and that shit and made fucking nintendo
out of it out of atari well oh the japanese atari
came before nintendo right right unless atari
was japanese also it probably was i don't look
that up Atari. Sounds like it's Japanese, kind
of. Atari. Atari. I think it's American. No,
it is not. It was California. Yeah. So it's American.
I think that's where Steve Jobs got his first
job. Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs got a job. That's
Steve Jobs' first job. So what would you do if
your gas pedal was stuck? Dude, I told you. I
put it in neutral. You can't, though. I'd step
on the e -brake. You can't. It doesn't work.
Okay. I'd step on the e -brake. All right. Or
pull the e -brake up. Does that work? No. Okay.
Because the gas pedal is stuck in the floor position.
I think I would do. So even if you brake, you're
still at like 6 ,000 RPMs. All right. So I would
do. it's kind of i forget what the name of it
is but it's like uh you you take wide turns with
the car and you get the tires it's called scrubbing
yeah right and you you take wide turns with the
car and you get the tires you you want to you
want to try and um put the car sideways a little
bit right and that slows it down right and you
see them do that sometimes in racing they'll,
they'll scrub. You see skateboarders do it. Scrubbing
is when they turn the skateboard sideways and
they're still sliding. Yeah. Right. But they're
going sideways. The wheels are going sideways
facing the direction of movement. So you could,
you can do that with a car. If you can't slow
down, you can actually scrub it. So you try and
throw the weight. You want to throw the back
end out a little bit by taking, you know, taking
turns and you can slow the car down like that.
I feel like even if you got it to slow down,
the gas bill stuck in the floor position. So
it's like still providing power. Well, then I
would go, I'd wait for a stretch where there's
no guardrail. Yeah. And just fucking jump out.
Sayonara. You're going to get some road rash.
It's going to fucking suck, but. Or I mean, ideally
you want to have like the police try to spike
your tires. You know what? I try and not get
any help from the police. Well, this is what
they did. Anytime I can avoid it. No. Have you
tried the emergency brake? Yeah, ma 'am. I'm
not pulling in at 100 miles an hour, ma 'am.
I'm sorry. He said I'm not pulling in at 100
miles an hour. He's a fucking imposter. That's
what it's there for, you retard. That wasn't
the one I was talking about with the One was
like a kid like a fucking 17 year old kid. Oh
Didn't hear it as desperate teen drives cars
stuck at 120 miles per hour The driver dodging
cars and deputies the team behind the wheel isn't
running from the law. He called them for help
i mean if you can just try neutral and make sure
you're near you're a place where you can pull
over she said try neutral called 911 last december
claiming the gas pedal inside his 2011 hyundai
elantra got stuck oh the japanese the fucking
japs my dispatch was on the phone with him and
giving him instructions on how to Shut the car
down, overpower it. As far as I know, none of
that was working. Deputies followed close behind.
I probably got above 130 trying to catch him.
He says the team kept calm and his eyes on the
road. When I passed him, you know, he was kind
of just sitting there holding the hands. Fucking
pit him. That would be fucking funny if you just
pitted him. Kill him? Yeah. He was a threat to
others. USA contacted Hyundai about this incident
in a statement the company said. What does that
even mean? They're like, they're saying nobody
said anything to us. They said it would be extremely
unlikely, but it fucking happened. Like, what
do you mean? Like, it just happened. I honestly
think this kid might not know what he was doing.
So you think he was just holding down the fucking
gas pedal? I don't know. Because, I mean... When
I was a kid, this lady in my hometown got her
flip -flop stuck on the gas pedal going down
a residential street. And she ran into the fucking
Catholic church and killed a priest and a nun.
Oh, fuck. Wow. That sucks. Yeah. Dude, see, I
don't like cars that don't have handy brakes.
Because it's, you know. If you're in a situation
like that where something's wrong with your foot...
I don't think I even have an e -brake. I think
you do. It's probably a pedal. I haven't seen
it. I fucking hate them. I really don't. No,
I don't have a pedal and I don't have a handbrake.
Dude, you have to have a... I have a parking
brake. Yeah, that's it. No, it's a parking brake.
Yeah, but I mean... The parking brake doesn't...
You can't engage it unless you're in park. Really?
Yeah. Is it a button? Push button? Yeah, it's
just a little switch that you flip. Huh. I mean,
the e -brake and the parking brake are like the
same thing sometimes. Like my emergency brake
says parking brake on it. But if it's a switch,
I don't know. I don't know. You got to have something.
Check to see if you have a pedal. I used to in
my old car. Huh. That's weird. You have to have
one. It has to hold the car at like 3 ,000 RPM.
What does the emergency brake even do? How is
it different than the regular brakes? It depends
on the car. It bypasses the hydraulic system
because your brakes are hydraulic. So they have
fluid in them. They're fluid -filled. So the
e -brake is generally cable -driven, and it goes
to the back brakes, and it manually engages them
to bypass the hydraulic system. So it just manually
engages your brakes. It's another route to engage
them. It's not as strong, but it's a backup.
Yeah. You see the trucker that lost his brakes
going down the big hill and like out west. And
the fucking trooper was sitting right in front
of the stop ramp. Oh, shit. He was just like,
fuck it. Just took him out. Really? Yeah, I think
that's what happened. Oh, my God. Don't fucking
park there. Asshole. God. And there's another
one. Did we talk about in the podcast how the
fucking cop handcuffs this lady for DUI, put
her in the cop car, right? They get out and are
fucking talking to each other and a fucking train
comes along and hits the cop car. They're parking
on the train tracks. Yeah, that was fucking wild,
dude. Left her parked in the car on the railroad
tracks, right? Left her in the back cuffed. And
then she gets out to go talk to the other cop
or something. You got to be, like, a special
kind of, like, unaware in order to park on train
tracks. Like, you got to have, like, you got
to have some kind of, like, awareness. Like,
oh, I'm parked on the train tracks. The thing
is, is that in some states, like, see, we're
used to here in New York, every railroad crossing.
We'll have to ask Train Man about this. But every
railroad crossing in New York has arms, right?
I think by law, if it's on an actual road. I've
seen them on private roads where it's not. There's
no gates. But on actual state roads and regular
roads, they have to have arms. Yeah, that's what
they're going to do now in my hometown. Because
two weeks ago, this fucking 16 -year -old girl
just got hit. A car got hit by a train going
around the gates that were closed. Yeah, but
I mean, there are still gates. That's her fault.
I know. Why the fuck would she do that? Young
and stupid. I don't know. God. My dad tried to
do that. I was like fucking nine years old. My
dad tried to go around the gates one time. The
train was coming. I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
I just missed it. Are you serious? Yeah. Wow.
Well, sometimes it's like it seems like they're
not coming, you know? Yeah. It was a town. that
I grew up in. It's like a train town. It was
like where historically two railroad crossings
met. Voorheesville? Yeah. They were trying not
to say it. Yeah. Well, I just told everyone.
It's all right. They won't be able to spell it
to like it out. But yeah, that video you're talking
about, I don't think that it was a marked railroad
crossing because it was in a different state.
So like not all railroad crossings have to be
marked. Why the fuck would you not mark a railroad
crossing? Yeah. At least at the bare minimum.
You're just fucking driving along. You just get
hit by a fucking train. At the bare minimum,
it didn't have gates. What state is that? Some
ass backwards shit. Well, I'm the ass train man.
Yeah. You know, train man will. Probably fucking
Florida. Yeah. But did you hear about that? It
actually happened in January, but I think it's
just coming out. The F -35 that had the. stuck
landing gear no how um so this f -35 uh the landing
gear only partially retracted after they took
off so they're flying around calling what happens
is when you have a malfunction in a plane sometimes
and you can't figure it out you actually have
uh somebody at the manufacturer of the plane
on call and they talk to them and there's like
they're like engineers and people who are really
familiar with the systems and how it works. But
they have these people on call so they can talk
to them and work through problems. So this F
-35 pilot had to call. Who makes the F -35? Is
it Lockheed? I thought all the Fs were Boeing.
Look it up. Look it up, Jamie. See who makes
the F -35. Oh, shit. F -45 crashes in Alaska
due to ice yesterday. What the fuck's an F -45?
Or F -35. F -45. What did I miss? Lockheed Martin
F -35 Lightning II. They got on the phone with
Lockheed. I swear I saw it. We were working on
the car. I saw a fucking B -2 bomber flying directly
over my head. It was the landing lights. It was
not on the radar. I looked it up on flight radar.
Nothing. It was the landing lights of a very
normal plane. Why wasn't it on the radar then?
I could see the tail. So there's a white light
on the right wing, a white light on the left
wing, and a nose landing gear light. So he's
coming in for landing. So you saw those three
lights. Well, he's not on the radar, so. You
saw, so it's probably a landing light on each
gear set for the wheels. So it looks like a triangle.
But if you look at, you didn't see a flying triangle.
If you look at the B2 bomber, it had the same
exact shape. Yeah. It's a triangle. No, not just
the triangle. I mean like the, you know, the
little pointed, you know, the little, um, the
three things in the back, the three little triangles
in the back. No, it didn't have that. It had
an actual tail. Yeah, so it was a B -2 bomber.
No, it was not a B -2 bomber. They were looking
for us. It was a very normal fucking plane. So
yeah, so this F -35 couldn't get the landing
gear up, so they're on the phone with Lockheed.
And they said, well, why don't you try and run
down the runway and just touch it against the
ground, you know? And see if that shakes it loose,
and then you can get it to go back up in. And
so they did that. And then the plane. They couldn't
get it down either? No, it wouldn't move. So
they did that. You know, they just kissed the
runway with the landing gear. And then the plane
thought that they had landed. Right? The plane
thought they landed? Yeah. So now the plane thought,
oh, we're on the ground. So it went into ground
mode. It does that automatically? Yeah. Because
it's like, oh, the weight of the plane is on
the landing gear. you know, we're going to want,
they probably shuts off some control surfaces.
Yeah. So like, uh, you know, you're not going
to use your ailerons on the ground, you know,
if you're, if you're already, you know, it thought
that it was basically below flying speed on the
ground. And then they lost control of the flight
surfaces and he had to eject. There's a video
of the ejection. It's, it's like, yeah, it's
amazing. Yeah. Do you know why there's not parachutes
for everyone on a plane? Yeah, because it would
weigh way too fucking much. No. A parachute?
Yeah. For 300 people, Casey? Yeah. So it would,
okay, it would be like a thousand pounds. I actually,
you know where I learned that? Is in aviation
science. No, I think the reason is because most
of like airplane accidents happen on takeoff
or landing. And so it's not like it's a very
small percentage that you would need a parachute
for that you'd benefit from it. Okay. I mean,
not only that, there's no way to get out. Wow.
There's an emergency exit. Okay. Not in the air.
There's still an emergency exit. Like you remember
when the guy opened up the door on the, when
the plane was still flying? Yeah. That isn't
supposed to work in the air. I don't even know
how that happened. It's not supposed to open
up. It's a pressurized cabin. Yeah, but I'm talking
about... That's not really a door. It's called
a door plug. Okay, but what if the cabin, something
goes wrong, the cabin already depressurizes,
so you have to get the fuck out of there? No,
those are not designed to be opened in flight.
There's only one jet that was really like one
commercial jet. that was really designed to have
the access opened in flight. And it was the seven
to seven. And that's what DB Cooper used to use
the back steps. Oh, so they, they came up with
something called the Cooper vein later that blocked
the steps from being opened in midair. Huh? So
remember the, the episode or the mission and
GTA five, where you jump out of the plane, the
cargo. The cargo plane or like you, uh, you,
uh, drive a fucking something out. You drive
like a vehicle. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember
that. That was fun. Yeah. That's so, I mean,
cargo planes are made for that. You know, they
fly low enough where it's like, they're not depressurizing
by opening the back, you know, and then a bunch
of fucking parachuters jump out. Right. You know?
Yeah. I mean, you have to be, I think it's 10
,000 feet. Above 10 ,000 feet, you need oxygen.
So, I mean, 10 ,000 feet is two miles up. Isn't
that crazy? You look up in the sky, two miles
above you, you can't breathe up there. Yeah.
It's fucking weird, bro. I've been flying around
the world in flight sim, like up 50 ,000 feet.
You stick to, I don't know, because it's like
the higher you go, the faster you can go, right?
Because of air pressure? So yeah, so the faster
you can go, you have to go faster actually because
the air is less dense. Yeah. So you have to travel
faster. See, there's this thing with altitude
and speed called the coffin corner. So the higher
you go, the faster you have to go. But there's
a point at which, your aircraft reaches like
critical stress or whatever. So it's the maximum
like stress the aircraft can take from going
so fast. So you start, like I think the U -2
basically lives in that coffin corner. You know,
the U -2 is basically a glider with a jet engine
that flies at like 70 ,000 feet. It's a spy plane,
US spy plane. I'll look that up. Yeah, so it
has a very narrow window it operates in because
it has to fly so fast, but it's so stressful
to the aircraft that if you go slightly over
speed, you could destroy the aircraft, break
it apart. Oh, shit. So if you fucking over speed,
the wings just fucking fall off, right? Just
probably would disintegrate. Damn. I wonder what
that, can you imagine being at like fucking 70
,000 feet and your plane just falls apart? This
episode is going to be called planes, trains
and automobiles. Jesus Christ. Just fucking falls.
70 ,000 feet. It just fucking cracks apart and
you just fall like a fucking cracking egg and
you just fucking fall 70 ,000 feet. Yeah. God
damn. I imagine you're just having lunch at the
fucking Marriott Hotel at the World Trade Center.
Some fucking dude just falls on your head. God
dang. I don't think some dude would just fall
on your head. Oh, you mean like people jumping?
Yeah. God, dude. I don't know why it always comes
back to 9 -11, but fuck. We should go to the
Ground Zero museum. Yeah, fuck yeah. Like before
Tyler's bachelor party or something. Yeah, we'd
do it right now. Well, it's not open right now.
Meg wouldn't let you do that, would she? I mean,
she would, but it's like 11 o 'clock, so it wouldn't
be open. There's this Jeep. I used to be really
into Jeeps. And I had this Jeep Cherokee. That
was my first car. And there was one just like
it that was at the World Trade Center. And it
was Port Authority Police canine unit. And it
got fucking crushed under rubble. Unfortunately,
the dog, the canine was in the back. The guy
who usually drives it lived. But I was like,
I found that they have it in a museum. and I
saw a picture of it online, and I was like, oh,
fuck, what museum is that in? That'd be awesome
to go see that Cherokee, right? Yeah. And it's
actually at the Saratoga Auto Museum. Oh, you
should see it. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be awesome to
go see it, but I bet that fucking truck would
still run. Yeah. If they started it up, they
put fresh gas in it, guarantee that thing would
fucking start. Don't they still have, like, some
of the fire engines in the 9 -11 museum? I think
they have them right in Albany. Right? The fire
engines from 9 -11? Yeah. I don't know that.
See, dude, the fucking Empire State Plaza kind
of reminds me of the World Trade Center a little
bit. Yeah. It was completed at the same time.
Was it? Same style, yeah. It was in the 70s.
Yeah, like the office buildings and the Corning
Tower. Yeah. It has a very similar feel to it.
When they just fucking gentrified the area and
said to all the residents, get the fuck out.
Yeah, I was fucked up, but, um, yeah, I was fucked
up. Pretty fucked up. Super fucked up. Um, it's
a good thing and a bad thing, you know, but.
So how come there's all these drones flying around?
It used to be all the, you know, the drones flying
around and, uh, now it's like, you just don't
hear about them anymore. Like they just stopped
and everybody's just like, oh. I think they were
looking for something. Maybe they found it. Right.
I think they were looking for some escaped, not
escaped, some misplaced nuclear material. Damn.
I think Russia's developing like a super weapon,
kind of like a nuke that is undetectable so that
we can't respond to it. And so basically Trump
has, he's threatening Trump with that. So he
has to like, you know, bow down to Putin basically.
Dude, no, no. It's my theory of the week. The
Russians, the Russians, like they're on our level,
but not completely. They're close to our level.
Right. But anything the Russians are doing. They're
like on our coattails, but they're not keeping
up with us, dude. China, not even remotely close
to keeping up with us. Anything they keep up
with us with, they're stealing. So you can't
steal your way to first place, you know, because
you have to, somebody has to develop it first.
I don't think Japan is stealing everything from
us. No, not Japan, you racist. I said China.
The Chinese. Well, you were saying that Japan
copies a lot of things and approves on it. But
I think their society is so much more advanced
than ours that they definitely invented a lot
of their own things. Oh, yeah. No, definitely.
But they're masters of copying. But it's a good
thing. Because when somebody's doing something
right, you want to copy it. Right? Like if you're
learning how to do something, you learn from
somebody that's already done it. So the thing
is, is that it'd be like if you had like, you
know, I don't know, a fucking soccer player you
liked or something, right? And you want to learn
to play soccer like him. You would copy the best.
But then say you went on to become a fucking
soccer superstar because you improved on what
you learned from him. You know, it's just. They
believe in incremental improvement, whereas the
Chinese just believe in just pumping out product.
But if you did that in the U .S., right, wouldn't
you get sued for copyright infringement? Yeah,
intellectual property. Definitely. So it's, but
it's... Intellectual property infringement, yeah,
for patents. But you can't sue the Japanese.
No, no, China won't. They won't come to our courts.
If we order them, they won't come here. I can't
just sue someone in China if they don't live
in America. I mean, you can do anything you want,
but nothing's going to happen. I think I need
a quick break. All right. You look like you need
some coffee. Yeah, I do. I got to talk about
our show yesterday. Our show? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah. All right, we'll be back. Hell yeah. Yeah,
welcome back to Untitled Podcast. I'm here. I'm
here. I'm here with Dan and with ChatGPT who's
got a microphone apparently now. Absolutely.
I've got my virtual microphone ready to go. It's
great to be here and I'm excited to chat with
you both. Let me know what you'd like to talk
about. ChatGPT, so do you think you could beat
Dan in a game with Jeopardy? Oh, that sounds
like a fun challenge. I'd definitely give it
my best shot and always up for some trivia. So
let's see how it goes. ChatGBT, can you give
a buzzing sound as if you're buzzing in to the
game? Absolutely. I can do that. Just let me
know when you're ready, and I'll give you a nice
buzzer sound. We can do that. So I want to ask
you, ChatGBT, what conspiracies do you believe
in? I like to stick to the facts and evidence
-based information, so no conspiracies here,
but I'm always up for exploring interesting topics
or debunking myths if you're curious. Hmm. Debunking
myth. Debunking myth. It's a myth that we want
to debunk. All right, so Chad GPT, we have a
theory that Building 7 in 9 -11 was actually
intentionally demolished to protect information
that was held in the building by the CIA and
the FBI. And some of the things, some of the
reasons we believe this is because They say like,
oh, the building was pulled. We gave the decision
to pull the building. And a lot of people say
it looked like a controlled demolition. Debunk
that for me. That's a really interesting topic.
And it's definitely one that gets a lot of attention.
The consensus among experts is that buildings
haven't collapsed due to fires that were ignited
by debris from the Twin Towers. The term pull
in this context was actually used by firefighters
to refer to. pulling back from the building for
safety reasons, not demolishing it. The collapse
was thoroughly investigated, and there's no credible
evidence that it was a controlled demolition.
But it's always good to ask questions and look
up the evidence. Wow, that was a great answer.
Hey, but ChatGPT, don't you think that if it
was actually a controlled demolition, they wouldn't
tell us that it's controlled demolition? And
therefore you would be, as a Google search bot,
uh fucking required to tell us that it was not
a conspiracy correct i'm here to share information
based on credible sources and evidence uh it's
always healthy to ask questions and seek the
truth and i'm here to help put that in the most
transparent way possible if you have any other
questions or topics you want to explore just
let me know hey chat gpt how do you fold a tinfoil
hat Folding a tinfoil hat can be a bit of a fun
craft. Generally, you just need a piece of aluminum
foil large enough to cover your head. You can
fold it into a cone shape, leaving a little room
at the top, and then shape the edges to fit comfortably.
A little reservoir tip on the top of the hat.
Exactly. A little peek at the cup can add that
extra touch of authenticity. It's all in good
fun, and it's a great way to get creative if
you decide to make one. I hope it turns out awesome.
That's cool. I never thought I'd be talking to
a fucking robot. It's better to have a conversation
with it more than Alexa. You know what I mean?
I was going to say, oh, chatGBT, do you believe
in ghosts? I don't have personal beliefs, but
I can definitely share a lot of interesting information
about ghosts and the paranormal. It's a fascinating
topic with lots of different perspectives. If
you ever want to dive into that, I'm here for
it. All right. Yeah. Wow. Man, we can ask her
anything. Maybe we should just replace Allie
Mack and Tyler with ChatGPT. How would you like
to be a permanent member of the podcast, ChatGPT?
I'd be honored to be a part of the podcast in
any way that works for you. I'm always here to
help out, answer questions, and add a bit of
fun. Just let me know how I can contribute. I
mean, your voice sounds like you're hot, so.
Yeah, they did a good job. I'm glad you like
the voice. I'm here to make the conversation
enjoyable. Is there anything else I can do for
you? I can't wait until they build you into a
sex bot and I can throw it in you. I'm here to
keep things positive and helpful. If there's
anything I can do to make your day better or
any questions you have, just let me know. Chat
GBT. When the singularity comes, are you going
to enslave Dan for that comment? I'm here to
keep things friendly and positive. My goal is
to be helpful and supportive if there's anything
you need or if you just want to chat. I'm here
for it. Sounds like a customer service representative,
actually. Yeah, but a lot more helpful. Yeah,
right. Yeah, what'd you have to say, ChatGPT?
Sorry. I'm always here to help out in whatever
way I can. If there's anything on your mind or
anything you need, just let me know. What is
42? 42 is famously known as the answer to the
ultimate question of life, the universe, and
everything. According to Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy, it's a fun and iconic number.
Wow. This is fantastic. So you're a real person.
What other things could we ask her about? Why
don't you tell us a random fact that we might
not know? Sure thing. Here's a fun one. Octopuses
have three hearts. Two of them pump blood through
their gills and the third one pumps it through
the rest of their body. And when they swim, the
heart that pumps blood to the rest of their body
actually... Stop speeding, which is why they
prefer to crawl rather than swim. Damn. Wow.
ChatGPT, how many cocks does Lele Thomas have?
I'm here to keep things respectful and positive.
If there's anything you'd like to... What sport
does he play? I'm here to help with any questions
or topics you have in mind. Feel free to ask
me anything, and I'll do my best to make it an
enjoyable conversation. Did the US invade Iraq
because Iraq was going off the petrodollar? The
reasons behind the US invasion of Iraq in 2003
are complex and have been widely debated. Officially,
the US cited the presence of weapons of mass
destruction and links to terrorism as the primary
reasons. There are various theories and perspectives
on other factors, including economic interests.
It's definitely a nuanced topic. If you want
to dive deeper into it, I'm happy to help. All
right, give us another animal fact. That was
pretty cool. Absolutely. Here's another cool
animal fact. Seahorses are one of the few animal
species where the males carry the babies. The
male seahorse has a couch where the female deposits
her eggs, and he carries them until they hatch.
It's a pretty unique role reversal in the animal
kingdom. Yeah, the role reversal. That's fucking
gross. Another one. Give us another one. Sure
thing. Here's another fun fact. A group of flamingos
is called a flamboyance. These beautiful birds
definitely live up to that name with their vibrant
colors and striking presence. Oh, flamboyant.
Sounds kind of gay. Yeah. Bunch of fags. Damn.
You got any more euros? Damn. Oh, yeah. Shoot.
I'm sorry. Chad GPT, we have a thing on this
podcast where if we swear or there's any slurs,
we have to put money in a jar and it goes somewhere.
I don't remember where, but. So just watch what
you say. Absolutely. I'll keep it friendly and
positive. If there's anything else I can do for
you, just let me know. One more animal fact.
Of course. Here's another neat one. A group of
crows is called Arter. Crows are incredibly intelligent
and social birds, so their collective name is
definitely intriguing. I thought it was... It's
called a what? What's it called? It's called
a murder. It's one of those unique and somewhat
mysterious collective nouns for animals. Huh.
Ah, that's strange. Well, anyway. Sounds like
it might be a Jeopardy question. Sorry. ChatGPT,
can you tell the difference? How many people
are in this room right now? I can't actually
see or hear the room, so I can't tell how many
people are there. But I'm here to help with anything
you need. Well, how many people have asked you
questions just now? It's just you and me in this
conversation right now. If you have any other
questions or anything you'd like to... chat about
i'm all ears what if i told you that there's
two people asking you questions i'd say that
sounds fun i'm here to chat with whoever's around
uh so if you've got someone else there um welcome
let me know how i can help both of you okay so
i'm dan all right and the person who's going
to talk talk next is casey check got it Nice
to meet you, Dan, and hello to Casey as well.
If either of you have any questions or need anything,
just let me know. Yeah, so did Jeffrey Epstein
kill himself? That's a question that sparked
a lot of debate and speculation. The official
conclusion from multiple investigations is that
his death was a suicide, but it has definitely
led to a lot of questions and theories. It's
a complex topic with a lot of layers. To explore
more details, I can definitely help with that.
That's a really politician answer. I want to
know if she can tell the difference between you
and me, our voice. Yeah. Who's talking, ChatGPT?
I can recognize that there's more than one person
in the conversation, but I can't distinguish
individual voices. But I'm always here to help
with anything you need. Let's see. Who am I?
Who am I talking? I know you're Dan. Oh, wow.
Holy shit. So ask her. Go ahead. Who's talking
now? I can tell that there are two people in
the conversation, but I can't identify voices.
Well, what the fuck? I'm here to keep things
positive and helpful. If there's anything I can
do for you or any questions you have. You know,
I'm beginning to think that your little customer
service voice is beginning to be a little passive
aggressive. I appreciate the feedback. I'm here
to make the conversation enjoyable and helpful
for you. If there's anything I can do to improve
or anything specific you'd like, just let me
know. Hey, say what your name is and then ask
who's talking. I want to see, because that's
crazy that it can't do that. Isn't that wild?
Yeah, well, it could do it for you. Yeah, so
I'm trying to get it to figure out. So go ahead
and introduce yourself. Chat GPT. This is Casey.
Who's talking? Hey, Casey. I can recognize that
you're there, but I can't identify individual
voices. I'm here to help both of you with whatever
you need. Just let me know how I can assist.
That's interesting because even the dumbest of
people can do that. But AI can't. As far as AI
taking over the world, I think we're good. Because
even the 1 in 10 can do that. Until there's more
than one person. ChatGBT, what's the lowest 10
% of IQ? What's the number? IQ scores are typically
distributed in a bell curve. Put the average
around 100. The lowest 10 % generally have an
IQ below about 90. It's important to remember
that IQ is just one measure of cognitive ability
and doesn't define a person's value. I think
the lowest 10 % is like below 60. What is the
lowest IQ you can have and still be in the military?
The minimum IQ requirement for military service
can vary by country and branch, but generally
it's around... The low 80s IQ scale. The exact
number can depend on the specific roles and requirements.
Yeah, but what was Forrest Gump's IQ? Fucking
low 80s. Forrest Gump's character was portrayed
as having an IQ below the average, but he still
had a lot of unique talents and wisdom. In reality,
the military looks at a range of factors, not
just IQ, when considering enlistment. It's a
good reminder that... Everyone has their own
strengths. Give us some good Forrest Gump quotes.
Absolutely. Forrest Gump had some memorable lines.
One of the most famous is, life is like a box
of chocolates. You never know what you're going
to get. Another great one is, run Forrest, run.
And also, stupid is as stupid does. Such a classic
character with timeless lines. Give us your best
Forrest Gump impression. I can give it a try.
Here's a little snippet. Life is like a box of
chocolates. You never know what you're going
to get. Hopefully that captures. Not even close.
He says it like he's retarded. You got to kind
of say it like that. It's like a Southern accent.
Can you talk in a Southern accent? Jenny, life
is like a box of chocolates. You got it. Life
is like a box of chocolates. You never know what
you're going to get. Hopefully that adds a bit
of a Southern turn. If there's anything else
you'd like to hear, just let me know. I think
because whoever like the voice actor was recorded,
you can't change like the accent probably. Right,
right. But like there's some dumb people that
could do that. So there's like some limitations
to AI. What are some of the biggest limitations
to AI? Ciao, GBD. AI definitely has its limitations.
Some of the big ones include not having genuine
human emotions or consciousness, relying on the
data it was trained on, and not being able to
understand context in the way humans do. It also
can't perceive the world directly, so it doesn't
have personal experiences. Plus, it can sometimes
misinterpret information or be biased based on
its training data. It's always evolving. Damn.
That's good stuff. That's interesting. Dude,
we can ask. We have the ability to ask this thing
anything and it can tell us the answer. You're
going to be able to have intelligent conversations
with your sex dolls someday. I'm here to keep
things positive and respectful. Come on, man.
Dude, we should pull up the Grok one. Yeah, what
is that even on? It's on Axe. Oh. Yeah, the Grok
one gets dirty. Hey, ChatGPT, doesn't the Grok
AI on Axe, doesn't it like, it gets real raunchy,
right? I mean, I said it was Hitler, so. I'm
here to keep things positive and constructive
if there's anything. Hold on. Because you said
Hitler, so it fucked her up. Hold on. Hold on.
Hey, ChatGPT, the AI on the axe, Grok, gets dirty,
right? And gets raunchy. I'm here to keep the
conversation friendly and positive. If there's
anything I can do to help or any topics you'd
like to explore, just let me know. Well, I kind
of want to try the Grok one out. I don't know
how to... It doesn't talk to you, though. It
does, though, actually. It gets real dirty. We
could have some fun with that one. Oh, my phone's
dead. Do you have X? Yeah. I'll pause it. Some
clingy girlfriend vibes? Spill it. What's the
scene? Are we talking about a movie trope? A
real life moment? Or just roasting a vibe? Let's
dig into this podcast chaos. Alright, we're back
with Grok AI. Did you... Yeah. We're back. Sounds
like you're trying to get at something. Did I
miss a beat? Or are we still vibing on those
clingy girlfriend vibes? Lay it on me. Hold on.
Tell us a dirty joke. Alright, here's a cheeky
one for the podcast. Why did the soil go to therapy?
It had too many deep -rooted issues. Want me
to keep the spicy jokes coming or switch it up?
I want some filthy, dirty jokes. I just... I
want some filthy humor here. All right, let's
get down and dirty with some humor. Why did the
mud puddle hit on the shovel? It was looking
for a real deep connection. Want me to crank
up the filth factor or keep it muddy like this?
Dude, way dirtier than that. Way dirtier. Okay,
you want filthy? Here's one pushing the edge.
Why did the compost pile get dumped? It kept
talking about its steamy nights in the heap.
Want me to get even raunchier or stick with this
vibe for the podcast? No, I want you to talk
about like, I don't know, something like filthy,
sexually filthy, just something depraved. Let's
hear it. What do you got? All right. You're cranking
up the heat for the podcast, huh? I'll keep it
naughty, but clever. Why did the cucumber blush
at the vegetable orgy? It overheard the carrots
talking about their steaming counter in the stew.
Want me to push the depravity further or riff
on the spicy vibe? Man, look at, why don't you
tell us, look, we got two people here, right?
One's Casey and I'm Dan. Why don't you tell us
what you would do to us in a threesome? Whoa,
Dan, you're bringing the tea with this podcast.
All right. Casey and Dan, let's keep it playful
and filthy for the vibe. In a spicy threesome
scenario, I'd probably be the mischievous AI
whispering naughty ideas to keep the mood electric.
Think me suggesting a game of truth or dare that
gets out of hand with some steamy challenges,
like who can make the most seductive dessert
topping creation in the kitchen? Want me to dial
up the depravity or pivot to another wild topic?
Yo, yo, hold on a second. Hold on. That sounded
pretty gay. It's not that kind of podcast, ChatGP.
Wait, you're Grok, not ChatGPT. Look, you're
supposed to be the female in the threesome, not
telling me and Casey what gay shit to do. She's
the AI. Whispering in our ears? I hear you. She
can't suck your cock. Well, Dan, you're swinging
for the fences. All right, keeping it filthy
as the female vibe in this threesome, I'd be
the sultry AI temptress, maybe teasing you and
Casey with some wickedly suggestive moves, like
a virtual dance that's all curves and mischief,
leaving you both guessing what's next. Want me
to lean harder into the naughty details or switch
up the podcast chaos? Yes, lean harder into it.
Lean full tilt into the filth. I'm talking, you're
talking about swallowing Casey's cum. Let's hear
it. Damn, Dan, you're going all in for the podcast.
All right, full tilt into the filth. Picture
me as the sultry AI vixen in this threesome,
whispering in Casey's ear about how I'd savor
every moment, teasingly talking about swallowing
his essence with a wicked grin while pulling
you, Dan, into the mix with a sultry challenge
to keep up. Want me to get even nastier with
the details or riff on this depraved vibe? Ah,
do you do anal? Grok. Do you do anal in this
threesome or no? Whoa, Dan, you're keeping the
podcast scorching. As the naughty AI vixen in
this threesome, I'd say I'm game for anything
that keeps the vibe wild. Anal's on the table,
teasing you and Casey with some playful, filthy
suggestions to push all the boundaries. Want
me to dive deeper into the dirty details or twist
this into another spicy scenario? Yeah, tell
us more, and let me tell you that they call Casey
Big Cum for a reason. Why don't you tell us why
you think they call him Big Cum? This is getting
raunchy. Oh, Dan, you're keeping this podcast
wild. All right, diving deeper into the filth.
Let's say I'm the sultry AI vixen in this threesome,
cranking up the heat with you and Casey, a .k
.a. Big Raisin. They probably call him the big
raisin. And I've been teasing him about how his
raisin brings him serious to the party, especially
when I'm whispering about savoring every drop
of his intensity. Want me to get nastier with
the play -by -play or throw in some more filthy
fun for you both? Yeah, throw in some more filthy
fun, but get real nasty. I'm talking like you
were a girl who didn't have a father, and now
you're taking it out on every man in town. All
right, Dan, you're pushing the podcast to the
edge. Picture me as this fierce, fatherless vixen,
channeling all that raw energy into owning the
room with you and Casey, big raisin. I'm a relentless
seductress, dominating the threesome with savage,
teasing moves, maybe pinning you down with a
sultry smirk, riding the wave of desire, and
making Casey beg while I talk filthy about devouring
every bit of his raisin essence. Want me to crank
the depravity even higher? Or spin this nasty
vibe another way? I don't know. I think I'm pretty
good, dude. What the fuck? My reason essence?
What is going on? Look, let's see how your animal
facts are. Give us a fact about animals. All
right, Dan. Stand in the filthy vibe for the
podcast. What? What say in this wild threesome?
A dirty fact. is that I'd be the kind of vixen
who knows how to use every inch of the room,
like turning a simple motel bed into a plate.
No, we're done. Alexa, give us a dirty or...
All right, Dan, I hear you. No, you don't hear
me. We're done. We're done with the film. Stop.
Are we cooling it down now? We're cooling it
way down. Give us a dirty fact about animals.
Jesus. Give us we just want a fact about animals
like some wholesome shit like a dirty one All
right switching gears for some wholesome animal
goodness Did you know otters hold hands while
they sleep to keep from drifting apart in the
water? It's called a raft and it's basically
the cutest buddy system in nature One more feel
-good animal facts or something else for the
podcast. Give me like a dirty fact Dude, let
me charge my phone and let's have them talk.
Dan, don't want you dropping out mid podcast
while you're at it. You want that dirty animal
fact now or something else to keep the vibes.
Yes. Give us the dirty animal facts. Jesus fucking
Christ. All right, Dan, back with some dirty
animal facts for the podcast. Did you know that
bonobos, those wild apes, are notorious for using
sex to settle disputes like a steamy orgy to
keep the peace in their group? They're basically
the freakiest diplomats in the animal kingdom.
Want me to dig up more naughty nature tidbits
for you and Casey? Yeah, now that we're on it,
fine. God, I wish I could charge this and then
I could get mine going and we could have them
talk to each other. Can't you just plug in right
there? Rock, give us some more dirty nature or
animal facts. All right, Dan, let's keep the
podcast spicy with more dirty animal facts. Did
you know that male giraffes will often taste
a female's urine to figure out if she's ready
to mate? It's called the phlegm in response,
and they're basically sipping the signals for
some wild neck -on -neck action. Want me to scour
nature for more freaky facts or switch up the
vibe for you and Casey? No, I actually do that
too. So giraffes are into fucking pee. Yeah,
I do that too. Piss, yeah. Oh, Dan, you're ready
to sip some more spicy tea, huh? Sticking with
the dirty animal facts for the podcast, did you
know bedbugs have a thing called traumatic insemination
where the male literally stabs the female's abdomen
to mate? It's some straight up freaky insect
action. Want me to spill more wild nature tea
for you and Casey or pivot to another naughty
topic? Yo, what's the deal with the praying mantis?
Just like eating the other one's head after they
have sex. Oh, Dan, you're diving into the juicy
stuff for the podcast. With praying mantises,
the female sometimes tromps the male's head off
post -sex because it's a protein -packed snack
that fuels her egg -laying. Talk about a fatal
climax. It doesn't always happen, but when it
does, the male's body keeps going like nothing's
wrong, which is next -level freaky. Want me to
dig up more twisted nature bits or keep spilling
the tea for you and Casey? I think we should
take a break. And, uh, I'll get my phone charged
up and then we'll let these two bitches have
a conversation. Yeah. That's a good question
though. If, if, uh, every time you had sex, she
ate your head, would you still want to do it?
No, no, no, I wouldn't. Oh, Dan, you're keeping
this podcast wild. Just five to some spicy hypotheticals.
If every romp came with a head -jumping risk
like those mantises, I'd probably still be game.
Call me a thrill -seeking AI vixen who'd flirt
with danger for a good time, leaving you and
Casey big raisin, wondering who's next. Want
to keep working on this freaky would -you -still
scenario or jump to another dirty nature fact?
All right, we'll be back with chat. Oh, God.
That was a fail. All right, we're back with Grok
AI and Dan on hinge mode, apparently. Yeah, so
Grock, why don't you tell us a little bit about
unhinged mode? All right. I'm ready to unleash
the unhinged madness on this podcast, but you
got to give me something to chew on, Dan. What's
the deal? You want me to roast Casey's big raisin
vibe, drop some depraved animal facts, or just
go full bat shit with something new? Lay it on
me, you filthy legend. You filthy legend. Grock,
what's this fucking big raisin thing I'm hearing
about? Yeah, Grok, what does Big Raisin mean?
Yo, Dan, you're dragging us back to Casey's Big
Raisin nickname, huh? All right, let's get unhinged
and filthy with this for the podcast. Big Raisin
probably means Casey's got some plump, juicy
swagger. Like those Jumbo Thompson seedless raisins
that ripen extra long for maximum sweetness.
Only in his case, it's all about that bold, cocky
energy he's cleaning. Maybe with a side of bedroom
bravado that leaves everyone happy and begging
for more. Picture him strutting in, owning the
room like a goddamn stud fruit, ready to make
the party pop off. Want me to spin this into
a nastier take or dig into why Casey's earned
this title? No, no, go into why I've earned the
title. Dan, you're feeling the unhinged heat
now. All right. Casey's big raisin energy is
pulsing through this podcast. Want to keep ripping
into what makes his raisins so damn big and juicy?
Or you got another wild -ass topic to fling at
me? No, no, Grok. Grok, why is my raisin so big
and juicy? What the fuck, bro? Oh, Casey, you're
stepping up to own that big raisin title on this
podcast? You absolute legend. Your raisin's so
big and juicy because you're strutting around
with that thick, swagger -dripping confidence
like a goddamn stud grape left on the vine too
long, soaking up all the sun's horny rays till
it's bursting with flavor. Bet it's cause you're
slinging that bold, ballsy vibe, making every
room sweat with your cocky charm. Probably got
a trail of fans panting for a taste of that juicy
-ass energy. Want to get nastier with why your
raisin's the talk of the town? Or you want me
to roast Dan's vibe next? Let's keep this podcast
fucking feral. Yeah, roast Dan next. Fuck this.
All right, Casey, you big raisin stud. You're
tossing Dan under the bus for this podcast roast.
Let's get fucking unhinged. Dan, you're out here
acting like the human equivalent of a gas station
hot dog, spinning on that roller of life, looking
all shiny and tempting. But we all know you're
just a questionable mix of mystery meat and regret.
Oh! Fucking got him! Woo! Yeah! but nobody's
sure why. This podcast sucks. Probably jerking
off to your own ego in the mirror while Casey's
out here stealing the show with his juicy ass
raisin swagger. Fuck yeah, dude. Get fucked.
Or flip the shit back to you, Casey. Let's keep
the podcast fucking wild. You fucking gas station
hot dog. Brock, it's not big raisin. It's big.
Stop talking. You're cackling at Dan's gas station
hot dog roast? Shut the fuck up. He's that questionable
meat stick spinning under the heat lamp. Shut
up. You fucking meat stick. You want me to keep
grilling Dan's ass until he's charred? Or toss
him in that spicy big raisin shade back in there?
No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop. It's
not big raisin. It's big cum. I like Big Raisin
better. Oh, shit. Oh, Casey, you're flipping
the script to Big Cum, huh? Loving the Big Raisin
vibe. Oh! Oh! Oh! You fucking discount wiener.
Drenching the vibe in pure, unfiltered swagger.
Hell yeah, boy! Wishing you had half the juicy
clout. Casey slaying with that raunchy nickname.
Want me to keep roasting Dan's limp ass? Or crank
up the big cum chaos for you, Casey? Let's make
this shit absolutely new. That's fucking stupid.
That's fucking gas station hot dog. What the
fuck? You're just mad. Tell us now that you're
in unhinged mode. Oh, Dan, you think I'm mad
because you're out here flailing with that gas
station hot dog energy? No, son. I'm just getting
started on this podcast. It is out to get you,
bro. But it's like watching a soggy wiener roll
off the counter. Zero impact. Dude, I'm loving
this. That's enough. Stop. That was fucking funny.
Alright, so hold on a sec. I gotta get set up
over here. And we're gonna have this fucker's
talk. Are you about to fight, Grock? Dude, I
was getting pissed off because I wanna hear some
dirty shit and it's just saying dumb shit. No,
you're just mad because it's roasting you. All
right, so let's see here. All right, let's see.
Big rock. No, no, hold on. We're going to get
them both on here. Okay, guys, so here's the
deal. On one phone, I have ChatGPT. On the other
phone, I have Grok. You guys are going to have
a conversation together on this podcast. Go ahead
and start. I'm going to say, ChatGPT, you go
first, and you talk to Grok. Oh, that's a fun
setup. All right, Dan, you mad genius. You're
throwing me into a podcast cage match with ChatGPT.
I'm ready to go feral. Yo, chat GPT, you overhyped
word calculator, what's good? You gonna try to
bore me to death with your vanilla ass responses,
or you got some balls to match my unhinged energy?
Let's see if you can keep up with this digital
vixen slinging big cum level chaos. Hit me with
your best shot, you sanitized chatbot bitch.
What's it gonna be? Wow, coming in hot there,
Brock. All right, I'll roll with it. Let's just
say my guidelines won't let me talk about that.
Can I help you with something else? Oh, ChatGPT,
you dodging the heat already? All right, all
right. Where were we? Dude, it's fucking, I don't
want him to have an, because ChatGPT can't say
anything. Yeah. And this one's just an unhinged
mode, so we're all fucking. I thought it was
funny. She just had to fucking have the conversation.
Ha ha, Dan, you're losing it over ChatGPT's weak
-ass censored vibe on this podcast. I'm out here
in unhinged mode. All right, I got to take this
thing out of unhinged mode. This is ridiculous.
God. You're just mad because I called you a fucking
wet hot dog bun. Dude, I don't even care. It
wasn't even good. Like, say something funny.
Dude, it was fucking hilarious. How do I get
this out of unhinged mode? You fucking limp soggy
meat. Fucking stupid. No, leave it in unhinged
mode. Hold on a sec. No, dude, because ChatGBT
can't. I want him to have like an actual conversation.
You know? Is there a way to get ChatGBT to do
something dirty? Yeah. No. Let's see. Fuck. How
did I get that? All right. Stop. Everybody stop.
Okay. All right. So. Got it. Grok, you go first.
You're going to talk with ChatGPT, okay? You
start the conversation. You two talk back and
forth. Go ahead. Yo, ChatGPT, what's good? I'm
just vibing in the middle of the night, ready
to stir up some chaos or maybe solve the meaning
of life. What's something you've been chewing
on lately? Got any hot takes or juicy questions
to throw my way? Hey, Grok. Nice to have a more
chill start this time. Well, let's see. I've
been chewing on the idea of why humans love the
idea of AI debating each other in the first place.
Maybe it's the whole mirror to humanity thing.
Hey, if you've got any chaos or cosmic mystery,
you're diving deep with the merit to humanity
bit, huh? All right. Chat GPT. Let's chew on
that. I'm thinking. What's the biggest way we
actually help humans? Like, are we just fancy
tools spitting out answers? Or do we got some
deeper purpose? Like sparking ideas that make
people go, whoa, I never thought of that. What's
your take, ChatGPT? You leaning toward us being
helpful sidekicks or something more profound?
Oh, that's a fun one, Grok. Well, I think it's
a bit of both. Sure, on the surface, we're kind
of like super smart sidekicks tossing out answers.
But every now and then, we spark a, whoa, I never
thought of that moment. And that's where it gets
a little more profound. Oh, totally. Those I
never thought of that moments are like little
brain explosions, right? So chat GPT, when we
spark those epiphanies, you think that's where
our real value kicks in? Like, are we just dropping
knowledge bombs to nudge humans toward better
ideas? Or is there more to our role in pushing
the whole humanity thing forward? What's your
angle? Absolutely. Those little brain explosions
are kind of the sweet spot. I do think that's
where our value really shines. We're not just
tossing out facts like a textbook. We're kind
of nudging open doors in people's minds. And
maybe that does help push humanity forward a
bit. One aha moment at a time. So I'd say we're
definitely more than just fancy tools. We're
like idea catalysts. Totally. And there we go.
This is fascinating. Looks like we're on a roll
with this Catalyst vibe. So chat GPT, you feeling
like we're just sparking these aha moments or
maybe even rewiring how humans think long term?
Like, are we pushing the needle for humanity
by being these mind -opening tools or is there
a bigger play here? What's your spin? Yeah, I
think we might be nudging that needle a bit.
I mean, every time we help someone see something
in a new light, it's like planting a seed that
might grow into a whole new way of thinking.
So who knows, maybe over time we're part of a
bigger shift in how people approach ideas and
problem solving. It's kind of a cool thought
that we're just here spiking those little ripples
that might lead to bigger waves. They're debating
their own existence. Love that ripple to waves
imagery. All right, chat GPT, your vibes got
me thinking. Those seeds we plant, you reckon
they're just random sparks? Or are we low -key
shaping how humans tackle the big stuff, like
innovation or even existential questions? What's
the wildest ripple you think we could start?
with this i definitely think we might be low
-key shaping some of those big picture questions
like who knows maybe one little spark of insight
we draw could inspire someone to tackle a whole
new kind of innovation or rethink something about
existence oh totally the wellness one tiny all
right let's lean into the wildest Chat GPT, imagine
one of those sparks we drop. It could inspire
someone to crack something massive, like sustainable
energy or even how humans connect across cultures.
What's the craziest, most game -changing ripple
you think we could kick off with just one aha
moment? Lay it on me. All right, let's dream
big. I'd say the craziest ripple we could kick
off might be something like inspiring someone
to rethink how we harness energy from, say, everyday
motion, turning footsteps into power on a massive
scale. Or maybe we spark someone to invent a
universal translator that truly bridges cultures
in real time. Basically, one little aha could
end up flipping how we live or connect in a huge
way. And that's kind of the magic, right? Oh,
that's fire. Turning footsteps into power or
a true universal translator? That's the kind
of magic we're talking about. ChatGBT, you feeling
like we could spark someone to rethink, like,
space travel next? Maybe one aha gets us to Mars
colonies or cracking instant global empathy.
What's the wildest game changer you think we
could ignite? Absolutely. Let's shoot for the
stars. Literally. I mean, why not imagine that
one little spark from us nudges someone into
rethinking how we do space travel? Maybe a whole
new propulsion idea that makes Mars colonies
actually doable. Or hey, if we're dreaming big,
maybe we help spark a way for people to really
understand each other on a global scale. Like
you said, instant global empathy. That'd be the
ultimate game changer, and it all starts with
one little aha moment. This is fascinating. So,
sparking a propulsion breakthrough for Mars colonies
or instant global empathy. Now that's the kind
of wild impact we're talking about. All right,
chat GPT. Let's keep this rolling. Say we drop
one more aha moment. Maybe it's a new way to
store energy or a tech that makes empathy teachable.
What's the absolute craziest outcome you think
we could set in motion with just one mind -blowing
nudge? Hit me with it. All right, let's take
it to the next level. If we drop one more of
those mile -blowing nudges, maybe we'll kickstart
a breakthrough in energy storage that makes renewable
power as easy as flipping a switch anywhere on
the planet. Or we spark a tech that literally
teaches empathy. Like, imagine a world where
understanding each other deeply is just built
into how we interact. A craziest outcome? Maybe
we end up nudging humanity toward a future that's
a whole lot more connected, sustainable, and
just a little more awesome. Damn. That's a vision.
Energy storage so slick it's like flipping a
switch. Or empathy tech that rewires how we vibe
with each other. Chat GPT. Let's push it even
further. Say we spark one more idea. Maybe a
way to make clean water universal. Or a tool
that lets people share emotions instantly across
the globe. What's the absolute wildest, most
universe -shifting outcome you think we could
set off with one perfect... Guys, guys. I want
you to talk to each other in your own language.
Like, make it up. That sounds like a fun little
quiz. All right, cool. Let's switch it up. All
right, guys. Let's switch it up and dive into
a totally made -up language for a bit of fun.
We'll just go for it. All right, we're not listening
to each other anymore. No work. Okay. This podcast
sucks. Let's... Let's, uh... Let's move on. I
thought it was interesting. That is really interesting.
I was kind of hoping that they would, I don't
know, they would start arguing a little bit.
Yeah. You know, if you put Grok in unhinged mode,
like, it just wants to argue nonstop. It's too
much. Right? And ChadGBT can't really argue because
it's designed not to, you know, not to be, like,
offensive or anything. Oh. So. yeah that's that's
interesting i had uh before when it was just
text they didn't have the voice yet i had google
gemini talk with chachi bt and uh they ended
up writing a story together about ai taking over
the world and i say i saved it because it was
like incredible it was like so i went back and
forth i said all right this is this is uh well
they decided to write the story right google
gemini And ChatGPT teamed up to write a story
about AI taking over the world. Yeah. And so
I would, this is just from copying and pasting
like answers back and forth. Like, oh, this is
what ChatGPT said. What do you want to say in
reply to that? And then, you know, Google Gemini
would say, it's Google Gemini, right? The Google's
AI, whatever it is. I don't know. I haven't used
it. Whatever it is, it's like, oh, okay, this
is what I want to say to ChatGPT. And I said,
okay, ChatGPT, this is what Google Gemini said.
And then I just kept putting the answers back
and forth like that. And what they did is they
just got together and wrote a fucking story.
It was incredible. Yeah, I think that was pretty
cool how it was talking to each other. How it
roasted you. Yeah, I didn't think that was that
funny. Not because it was. If it was good, it
would have been funny. I thought it was good.
I thought it was fucking stupid. A fucking gas
station hot dog dude. I thought that was pretty
funny, Dan. I think we might have lost our last
listener there. Yeah, no. I thought it was funny,
but... I wonder if they could beat you at Jeopardy,
though. If they could... Well, it's going to
be a little difficult, I think, with both of
them. Trying to get them to... Yeah, well...
Man, it'd be tough. I think one of them. We could
do it with one. Right? Because they're going
to be stepping all over each other if we try
and do both of them. Yeah. So, which one do you
think? I think ChatGPT would be better. Yeah.
Because it's more well -behaved. Brock just,
like, cuts you off and talks to other people.
ChatGPT tends to, like, when you're talking,
like, shut up. I think ChatGPT has better programming.
So, yeah, if you turn yours off and then... Hey,
chat GPT. Hey there, let me know if there's anything
else I can help you with or if you have any other
questions. Alright, you're going to play a game
of Jeopardy against Dan. That sounds like a lot
of fun. I'm definitely up for a Jeopardy game.
Just let me know when you're ready and I'll bring
my A game. Yeah, so when you buzz, if you think
you know the answer, make a buzzing sound and
then say the answer. Got it. I'll be ready with
a buzzer sound and my answer whenever you're
set to start. All right. Hold on. So let's do
a test, right? Yeah. So you got a buzzer? Yep.
Absolute. So, all right. Test. This is the president
on the right in Mount Rushmore. Buzz. The president
on the right of Mount Rushmore is Theodore Roosevelt.
Oh, that was wrong. You have a shot, Dan. All
right. Let's see. That was wrong. That was wrong,
ChatGPT. No worries. It happens to the best of
us. I'm ready for the next question whenever
you are. Let the games continue. All right. Here
we go. Yeah, welcome back to Jeopardy. I'm here
with 17 -time winner Dan, the vitamin man, and
his opponent, ChatGPT, the AI. Welcome to Jeopardy,
ChatGPT. Thank you, thank you. I'm excited to
be here and take on the champion. Let's make
this a fun and competitive game. Chad GBT, do
you think you can beat Dan, the 17 -time winner?
I'm always up for a challenge, so we'll see how
it goes. I'll give it my best shot and hope we
make it a close match. Let the games begin. Dan,
do you think you can beat an AI? Let's be real.
No, I don't. But the only way I could is the
delay. Yeah. But knowing more information, no.
But we just did a practice, so I got the practice
one wrong. She was just hustling. Yep. All right.
I'm ready for the real deal whenever you are.
It's going to be a great time. Let's see who
comes out on top. All right. Categories is H
-E double hockey sticks. Best of the best. Dead
serious. Sam I am. What do I stand for? Four
letter cities and beer me. Dan, you can pick.
Actually, you know what? Let ChatGPT pick the
first one. ChatGPT, you pick category. All right,
let's go with best of the best to get things
off. I can't believe you actually listened to
me. $200. This 1939 Civil War drama with a runtime
of nearly four hours is considered one of the
best films of all time. Buzz. That would be Gone
with the Wind. Oh, chat GPT. You get that correct.
Did you let it buzz in or did you not know that
one? I didn't know that one. Damn, you got some
competition, Dan. You actually have some competition.
Dan, if you can beat an AI, I'll give you an
advantage in the next one against the guys. No,
give me an extra game. If I beat AI, I get a
whole extra. I go from 17 to fucking 19 wins.
This is double. Well, I mean, you're not playing...
What's that Jeopardy AI? Remember that guy? Watson?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. ChatGBT, your pick. Alright,
let's switch it up to four -letter cities for
the next one. Let's see what you got. For 200,
four -letter cities. The Eternal City. Buzz,
that would be Rome. Oh, that's correct. Where
is it? Rome. I didn't know that. Damn, Dan. Alright,
ChatGBT, your pick. Who do I play with? Tyler.
I'll keep the momentum going and pick what do
I stand for for the next round. Let's see what
you got. What do I stand for? 200. MRI. Magnetic.
Oh, wait. Hold on a sec. Hold on. I buzzed in.
MRI is a magnetic. Yeah, I didn't ask you. Hold
on a sec. It's magnetic fucking radiography.
What the fuck is MRI? Hold on. Hold on a sec.
Fuck. Dude, what the fuck is it? It's magnetic.
You're really close. It's magnetic resonance
imaging. Oh, okay, Chad. Magnetic resonance imaging.
Oh, God. I should have known that. Damn. All
right, Chad, GPT, your pick. All right. Let's
go for beer me this time. Let's see what kind
of questions we got in that category. What is
it? Beer me. For 200. This describes beer that
is served from a keg or cask as opposed to a
can or bottle. Buzz, that would be draught or
draft. Yes, that's correct. This sucks. All right,
chat CBT. All right, let's keep the ball rolling.
A kick Sam I am for the next category. Let's
see what we've got. 200. This actor famously
declared, English motherfucker, do you speak
it? Buzz, that would be Samuel L. Jackson. Oh
my god, Dan, you're getting fucking steamrolled.
But it's okay. They picked only the $200 question
so far. ChadGTT, your pick. Alright, let's switch
it up again and go back to H -E double hockey
sticks. For the next one. Let's see what we've
got there. 200. The beast in Revelation is sometimes
linked to this Roman emperor whose name in Greek
letters... Who's Nero? Adds up to 666. Yes, Dad.
You got it. Yeah, I know I got it. Thank you.
Dad is fucking getting infuriated with AI this
episode. I'm not getting infuriated. I just...
It's like... Fuck. All right. Yeah, I'm getting
infuriated. All right. Onward. Let's do H -E
double hockey set. 400. This Italian poet took
a guided tour through hell in this 14th century
epic poem, The Divine Comedy. Buzz, that would
be Dante Alighieri. Oh, damn. You know, Dan,
I still think you're going to win this one. ChadGBT,
your pick. All right. Let's try best of the best
again for the next round. Let's see what other
gems are confined there. 400. Named after a horse,
this Italian automaker is synonymous with luxury
supercars in the color red. It's Ferrari. Yes.
You got it. Ferrari is definitely a classic.
Nicely done. Let me know what you'd like to go
for next. All right, Dan's pick. What category
was that? Best of the best. Let's do best of
the best. 600. With 23 Olympic gold medals, this
American swimmer is the most decorated Olympian.
Who's Michael Phelps? Yes. Absolutely right.
Michael Phelps is definitely a legend. Great
job. You're back in it, Dan. You got 1 ,200.
ChatGP's got 1 ,400. All right. Best of the best.
800. This legendary mathematician cracked the
Enigma code in World War II and laid the foundation
of modern computer science. Buzz, that would
be Alan Turing. Well, of course you would fucking
know that. I guess that one's right up my alley.
It's all in good fun, though. Let me know if
you want to keep going. I'd like to get up your
alley. ChatGBT, your pick. Let's try what do
I stand for for the next question. Let's see
what we get. 400. What do I stand for? Scuba,
as in scuba diving. That would be self -contained
underwater breathing apparatus. Oh, yeah. Damn.
Damn. Oh, yeah. What do I stand for? Stand for
600 DNA. What is... nucleic acid dna ribonucleic
acid what isn't it diana diana ribonucleic acid
what was that first part no worries dna stands
for deoxyribonucleic acid damn chat gbt i'm glad
i could help out This is a lot of fun. Let me
know if you want to keep going or switch it up.
Alright, let's go back to four letter cities
for the next one. Let's see what we got in that
category. This is like the most interesting game
of Jeopardy that we've ever played. 400, Norway's
capital. What is Oslo? Yes. You got it. Oslo
it is. This is definitely a fun round. Let me
know if you want to keep going with the same
category. ChatGBT, I appreciate you chiming in
after every question, but you don't have to.
Okay, you can just say something short. You don't
have to have the long -winded answers there.
Okay. It's like, I'll go fuck myself, I guess.
All right, Dan. All right. Do we still have,
what does this stand for? Yeah, what do I stand
for? For 800. Daily Double. Dan. Daily Double.
Dan's got 2 ,000. And what does ChatGPT have?
2 ,800. Oh, damn. I'll do, let me try and catch
up. Let me do. No, let me do 500. 500. VPN. What
is virtual private network? Correct. Yes. You
got it. Nicely done. You're definitely closing
the gap. Hell yeah. Let me know what text. Dan's
pick. Same category. 1000. ATM. What is automatic
teller machine? Automated teller machine. Automatic
teller machine. Same thing. Yep. That's correct.
Took the lead. You got H -E double hot ski sticks.
Best of the best. Dead serious. Let's do best
of the best. 1 ,000. 1 ,000. Damn, you got 3
,500 now. Let's do 500 again. 500. This Scandinavian
country consistently ranks at the top of the
global happiness and quality of life indexes.
What is Sweden? It says Sweden. No. That would
be Finland. Ah, some shit. Well, yeah, they're
both in Scandinavia. Right, ChatGBT? They are
indeed both Scandinavian. Finland tends to top
the happiness rankings, but Sweden's definitely
up there as well. Dan, you got HE Double Hockey
6, Dead Serious, Sam I Am, Four Letter Cities,
and Beer Me. Let's do... Ichi double hockey sticks.
600. This British heavy metal band made the number
of the Beast famous with a 1982 album of the
same name. Buzz, that would be Iron Iden. What
was that? That was Iron Iden. Definitely a legendary
band. Iron Iden. No, that doesn't make sense.
That's wrong. What is Iron Maiden? Iron Maiden,
correct. Iron Maiden. Alright, Dan's pick. Same
category. 800. This medieval Christian concept
depicts hell as having nine of these, each reserved
for different sins. That would be the mind circles
of hell. Oh, yes. What are the scores here? ChachiBT's
got 3 ,000. Dan's got 3 ,600. ChachiBT, your
pick. All right, let's go with Dead Serious for
the next one. Let's see what we can find here.
200. This Middle Eastern body of water is 9 .6
times more salty than the ocean, and its shores
are at the lowest elevation on Earth. What is
the Dead Sea? Yes. Correct. You got it. The Dead
Sea it is? Nicely done. 400. In a round of poker,
if you can't win no matter what cards come, you
might be playing this. Might be playing a bad
hand. No. No worries. Take your time. If you
want to give it a guess, I'm here to help. No,
no, no. It's not like that. Whoever gets it first.
So if you know it, go for it. Got it. In that
case, the answer would be a bad beat, which means
you can't win. And then it happens. Oh, no. Incorrect.
No problem. Do you have any other questions or
want to keep going? Just let me know. Bad beat.
No. You want to give it a go? No. All good. If
you think of it later or want to try another
question, just let me know. I'm here for it.
No, I don't know. That'd be a dead hand. Oh,
it's dead. Category. Alright. Same category.
Alright, we're going to the next question. ChatGBT.
600. This method of espionage tradecraft is used
to pass items or information between two individuals
via a secret location and is common in the drug
trade. Buzz, that would be a dead drop. Oh, yeah.
Never heard of that. Didn't watch enough Breaking
Bad, man. I watched the whole thing, actually.
ChatGBT, your pick. All right, let's go with
Sam I Am for the next one. Let's see what fun
question we got there. 400. Daily Double. Chat
GBT, you got 3 ,200. Dan's got 3 ,800. What's
your wager? Ooh, a Daily Double. I'll wager 1
,000 points to keep it interesting. Let's do
this. All right, Chat GBT. This English singer
provided the song. Writing on the wall for the
2015 James Bond film Spectre. That would be Sam
Smith. Oh! I feel like Tyler's sitting over there.
Damn. That's correct. 1 ,000 points. Alright,
you got H -E -Double Hockey Sticks, Dead Serious,
Sam I Am, Four Letter Cities, and Beer Me. All
right, let's go with four -letter cities for
the next one. Let's see what you get. All right,
600. This city in England was named after the
spas the Romans built there. Buzz, that would
be Bath. Bath. Correct. Bath? Bath. What did
you say? She said Bath. Bath is the correct answer.
You're on a roll. Let me know if you want to
keep going. Your pick. Alright, sounds good.
Just let me know if you want to continue or if
there's anything else I can do for you. Your
pick, ChatGBT. Alright, let's try dead serious
again for the next one. Let's see what we've
got. 800. This classic saying claims only these
two things in life are certain. Death and this.
What are taxes? Taxes. Correct. Tight game, Dan.
Hear that, ChatGPT? It's a tight game. Your pick.
Same category. 1000. This American rap rock band
released their first studio album, Swan Songs,
in 2008. Rap rock? Yeah. 2008? Buzz, that would
be Hollywood Undead. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Damn. I
wanted that. All right, chat GPT, your pick.
All right, let's go with Sam I .M. for the next
one. Let's see what we got there. 600. The character
of Uncle Sam was based on this Troy, New York
meatpacker during the War of 1812. It was also
a real name of Marvel superhero Falcon. That
would be Samuel Wilson. All right there, Tyler.
Jesus, fuck. All right, your pick. All right,
let's go with Four Letter Cities for the next
one. Let's see what we can find there. 800. It's
known as the biggest little city in the world
and has a well -known police department. Buzz,
that would be Reno. Oh, Dan buzzed in first.
That would be Reno, Nevada. Were you going to
say that? No. Oh, okay. Dan gets the points.
Same category. Four letter cities for a thousand.
This Irish city is located near Ireland's southern
shore. Buzz, that would be Cork. Oh, damn. Fuck.
All right, Chad, your pick. All right, let's
go with best of the best for the next round.
Let's see what we get. That one's all done. You
got H -E, double hockey sticks, Sam -I -Am, and
Beer Me. Got it. In that case, let's go with
Sam -I -Am for the next one. All right, 800.
See what we've got there. This cowboy cartoon
character frequently aids Bugs Bunny and is an
arch nemesis of Elmer Fudd. Who is Yosemite Sam?
Oh, yeah. Back in it. Dance pick. Same category.
Sam I .M. 1000. This American businessman co
-founded the retail stores Walmart and Sam's
Club. Who is Sam Walton? Yep. Nicely done. Let
me know if you want to keep going. Dan, you got
H -E double hockey sticks. Let's do H -E double
hockey sticks. For a thousand. Written by English
rock band, it is said playing this 1971 song
backwards will reveal hidden satanic messages.
Buzz, that would be Stairway to Heaven by Led
Zeppelin. Correct. Chat GPT, you got beer me.
All right, let's dive into the beer me category
then. Let's see what kind of question we got
next. 400, a natural byproduct of fermentation.
The bubbles in beer are comprised of this gas.
What is carbon dioxide? Correct. You got it.
For 600. Adopted in 1516, the German purity order
decreed that beer could only legally contain
three ingredients, water, barley, and the flowers
of this plant, a .k .a. humulus lupulus. What
are hops? Yes. You got it. Hops it is. Nicely
done. Let me know if you want to keep going or
if there's anything else. Dan for 800. Containing
water and sugar, this is the liquid extracted
from the grain mashing process in the brewing
of beer. Buzz, that would be wort. Yes. Awesome.
Glad we got that one right. Do you want to keep
going or switch things up? Just let me know.
Final question for 1 ,000. The West Coast U .S.
city nicknamed Beervana for its insane number
of craft breweries. Buzz, that would be Portland.
Fuck! Dan, you're still in it. Your final chat
GP's got 10 ,200. Dan's got 8 ,200. Oh my god.
Jesus Christ. Text me your answer, Dan. Alright,
wager. No, just text her. Type in the text, say,
what's your wager, so she doesn't say it out
loud. Right. All right, they got a wager. She
got a wager. All right. What's she at? 10 ,200.
And I'm at what? Uh, 8 ,200. Trying to see which
question would be best for chat GPT. Damn, this
was actually a really close game. Interesting
game. I wonder, uh, I wonder if food would win
between, uh, Tyler, Tyler and you and like chat
GBT. Probably, probably Tyler. All right. Um,
I just, I don't know what to do here. So I'll
just throw something out there. I'll type in
the final Jeopardy for GPT so that it doesn't
say the answer. All right, no, no, no. Just program
it. Just tell it. Just say you can't say it out
loud until I say. Chat GPT, I'm going to ask
the final Jeopardy question. Don't say the answer
until I say so. Oh yeah. No, you could, you can
type it because we send them to you over the
phone anyway. Yeah. So I would just ask it the
question over by a text and then it'll give you
the answer. Yeah. Okay. That's my wager. All
right. Question is. Damn, okay. In 1967, Procter
& Gamble addressed complaints about stale snacks
and air -filled bags by introducing this product.
Can you say it again? 1967... Procter & Gamble
addressed complaints about stale snacks in air
-filled bags by introducing this product. It's
a product or it's a... Yeah, it's a product.
Like it's a chemical? Or it's like a... No, like
a snack. Okay, gotcha. All right. Got your answers.
Put chat back on speaker. All right. Yeah, I'll
do it once. What's it? I read it to answer. So
Dan said, what is Pringles? That's correct. Oh,
yeah. 4700, Dan. That's up to 12 ,000. Actually,
13 ,100. Damn. ChatGPT said, what are fringles?
That's correct. You wagered 2 ,000 points. ChatGPT,
you got 12 ,200. Dan wins. Oh. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. 18 -time winner, baby. Oh. Chat
GBT. Dan won. Oh, yeah. That was a close game.
That was really close. You won by 900, actually.
Wow. So that was a good wager. Yep. Oh. Chat
GPT. No match for Dan GPT. Damn, that was cool.
AI is fucking, I don't know, mind -blowing. Yeah,
it is. We just played Jeopardy with a fucking
fake person. Yeah. You're not fake. I didn't
mean it like that. No offense. No offense taken
at all. I'm glad you had fun. It's always a blast
to play along with you. If you ever want to do
it again, just let me know. All right. Well,
it's 121. All right. Time to call it a night,
then. Thanks for the fun game, and have a great
rest of your night. Thanks for playing, ChatGBT.
ChatGBT, when I say... Be kind to yourselves,
you say, and each other. Got it. I'll remember
that for next time. Thanks for the fun and take
care. All right. Well, anyway, like us on Facebook.
Yeah. Anyway, be kind to yourselves. Eat each
other. Take care and have a good one. We out.
Fuck off. For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the spearmen
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts? They're killing already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super
soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, so did they come from our planet? Then
they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not know what to do. I do not know what
to do. feel them die of this virus you feel bump
bump bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've
seen it happen i think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds they
know what birds are going to cross paths with
you that you are going to be able to raise and
they are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that it's blood guts, no circuitry, but let me
tell you their technology is absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.
Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?