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Allie back. Calling in from Texas. It's Tyler.
What up? I'm in Texas. Tyler, Texas. Do you know
that's a city in Texas? Tyler's trying to get
in on Joe Rogan's inner circle while he's down
there. We're trying to infiltrate the bigwigs.
Yeah, we're gonna infiltrate your, uh... A judge
ordered Alex Jones to, uh, sell all his, basically,
all his, uh, companies that he owns to pay for
the $1 .5 billion lawsuit that he had against
him. Oh, Jesus Christ. So he's gonna basically
be fucking homeless. Damn. Like, I'm rolling
farms? What? Never mind. I just realized I think
I may have just completely misheard you. Alex
Jones. No, Alex Jones. No, he never he didn't
have 1 .5 billion dollars to just give them Well,
no they do Elon Musk does But he had to like
sell all his shit in order to pay for it I think
Tyler's point was that there is very few people
on this planet that can just shell out 1 .5 billion
dollars Yeah, you know. I just have it in my
bank account. I can shell it out. You know, easy
stuff, Casey. Easy. Are you fucking stupid? Fuck
you, Casey. Fuck you. Dan brought over a casting
couch today. Brought over a couch for the podcast.
Dude, I gotta see that couch next time I come
over next week. He also brought over a bunch
of fucking popcorn, so apologies for the noises
I'm making to any listeners that we don't have.
Yeah, so, uh... I'll give you some updates on
what I'm doing. I'm currently in Dallas, Texas.
I came down here for work, but I knew I had to
call in because you guys need me because I'm
the heart and soul of this podcast. You're something.
But yeah, I got down here I think Saturday around
noon. And the first thing that I did when I got
off the plane and I got outside, I ordered an
Uber. I ordered this fucking Uber. This guy picks
me up. And I just go, hey, man, thanks for picking
me up. And he just goes, wait just a second,
by your son. And I'm like, oh, boy. Fuck. He
just goes, you ain't, you from New York, aren't
you? I'm like, yeah, how could you tell? He just
goes, your accent gave you a why, son. like you
gonna kill me now or something man i don't know
i don't know much about kathy hochul so then
he went on like a fucking tirade on how much
he hates new york people from and i'm like you
know it's a real way to get five stars in your
uber brother yeah but We went by like a group
of people and they're all wearing cowboy hats
and cowboy boots. And I'm like, oh, so, you know,
the stereotype's real. You guys all wear cowboy
hats and cowboy boots. And then he fucking slammed
on the brakes. Like, shit, you know, fucking
slammed on the brakes. He turned around and he
just goes, now listen here, son. I'm like, oh,
fuck, he's going to kill me now. He goes, now
listen here, son. Down here, they're not cowboy
hats or cowboy boots. They're just hats and boots.
You hear me? We take offense to that. You should
have hit him with the fucking General Lee line.
You should have been like, my blood runs through
the South, you hear? You managed to offend the
Southern people before you even got out of the
airport. So congrats. So Psycho Texan just started
going off about how he hates immigrants, he hates
New Yorkers, and a couple other things. And then
he just drops me off at my hotel and just goes,
you all right, son. And then just leaves. You
all right. It's like, well, yeah, not changing
the fucking zero stars you're getting there,
chief. Should tip them one. Yesterday I walked
four miles in the fucking, uh, the, the Texas
sun of 102 degrees in Dallas. You were burned
out on the Ubers after that. Like maybe I don't
order them anymore. No, because my friend that
I'm working with down here, we went out to eat
and he was like, yo, the hotel isn't that far.
And he put it in the GPS for the phone. He's
like, yeah, it's only like a 15 -minute walk.
And I'm like, all right. So we start walking.
There's a lot of piss bottles down here in Dallas,
Texas on the side of the road. Just letting you
guys know that. And I just kept seeing piss bottles.
I'm like, okay. And it was real weird. I was
walking through Dallas, and I saw, like, maybe
four people on this entire walk. And I'm like,
that's something weird going on here. Dude, they
don't want to get sniped. So I'm walking. So
I'm walking down the street here. And then the
sidewalk just ends. And I turn to my buddy. I'm
like, hey, what the fuck do we do now? And he
just goes, well, the GPS says to keep walking.
I went on the highway in Dallas, Texas and just
walked on the shoulder for about a mile and a
half. And we ended up back on like a normal road.
And so my buddy apparently put in the wrong address
and we ended up over by Cowboy Stadium, you know,
the Dallas Cowboys, right? Yeah. And, uh, so
I have to walk around the Dallas Cowboys stadium,
like the whole way around it, just all around
the Dallas Cowboys stadium and then around the
Texas Rangers baseball stadium. And then I had
to walk another two miles to get back to the
hotel because I actually put in the right address.
So all in all took us an hour and a half because
of how much we got turned around in the 102 degree
Dallas sun would not recommend. So is that guy
getting fired or what? I don't think you can
get fired from Uber. He would be, but... Yeah,
I mean, fuck, that's a pretty crucial error.
Be having a fucking out -of -body experience
on the streets of Dallas. Dan, where'd you get
this casting couch? Sears Outlet. Damn. I got
it for the bus. Back when Sears was still around.
You're not gonna fix up your bus and run it?
I might, dude. I've been working on it. You should.
Because I finally had time. Fair enough. Because
of the unemployment? Yeah. Oh, okay. I think
I heard Tyler ask, how much have you actually
been working on it? Like, what do you mean? That's
what, like, how much time have you put into the
box recently? Well, I just started working on
it this week. So I haven't been able to start
it because it had an oil leak. I want to go somewhere
with it and do a fucking podcast on the bus.
Dude, that's my goal is to get it roadworthy.
And all the other stuff is secondary. If I can
get it registered and insured. You don't need
this couch on the bus? No, no. Because I had
this. This was like the bed and the couch. Yeah.
And it didn't really make sense because only
one person can really sleep on it. There's not
really, I mean, there's enough room for two people,
but not comfortably. And the way like people
do these buses is they generally have like a
full size bed in the back, you know? So this
was like, I just changed the arrangement and
this didn't fit anymore. I've done that like
multiple times, you know? Fair enough. You guys
could have came down to debt to Dallas and saw
me dude. If this thing was running, that's what
I want to do. Like one good trip in it and then
sell it, you know? Cause I really don't need
it, but fair enough. I just want to do like one
long haul trip and then I'm good. I get it out
of my system. You could probably get a good amount
for it too with just how unique it would be.
Yeah, yeah. What's that? How much cum is on the
couch with a black light if I took a black light
to it? None. Oh, shit. Probably none. I have
a black light. There might be some actually.
Most likely. There could be some. I'll get the
black light. I don't want to break it. see let's
say like percentage wise like the chances of
there being come on this couch probably less
than 50 all right good i'll take those odds the
probability says that there's less of a chance
than there is so i guess i'm happy it's actually
looks like i gotta i gotta get there and change
that then Tyler's got to come and come on the
couch. They put the couch there. Tyler, they
put the couch there for themselves. They left
out, you still got your own chair. Okay, that
thing's got fucking... No, that has me and Dan
beat by fucking miles. He is like a proper...
padded fucking seat. I've been sitting on a fucking
outdoor camping chair. He's on a fucking medicine
ball. I don't want to hear any slurs about Tyler's
seating arrangement. He's got a fucking throne
over here. Yeah, we're overdue. I mean, I think
it has to do with me just being the best and
winning at Jeopardy. Just so you know, Casey
sits on the same type of chair as you. I do.
Hey, I was the first one there during the podcast.
I was the first one at the first episode. No,
you weren't, actually. Dan was on the first episode
with me. Yeah, but he didn't clean the chair.
And if we're talking historically here in terms
of untitled podcast, we were both there, but
it took place at my house. It did. It did. And
then my roommates never wanted to meet you guys
again. They are fucking out of their minds. Really?
Did we release the basement tapes of the first
episodes of Untitled Podcast? Yeah, it was on
a throwback episode. I included it. You should
have called them the basement tapes, Casey. That
would have been a much better name for them.
I just said, like, the original episode. Aren't
they all basement tapes, though, at the end of
the day? Technically, you're right. Sure, it
was a basement at my house, but it's the basement
here. If anything, it was actually more luxurious
at my place because I had a bedroom in the basement.
Dude, I feel like I'm the casting director and,
like, I'm, like, directing the gay porn for you
two auditioning. Once this popcorn goes away,
Dan, one of us is going to have to scoot closer
to the other. So Alex, where are you from? Well,
I was born in Vermont. Have you ever done anything
like this before? Dude, I remember one of those
videos vividly. It was just this fucking petite
redhead. Just, like, pale as fuck. Super hot,
though. You're saying pale is not hot? Not generally.
Really? Yeah, this guy had her, like, bent over
the couch, had the camera right in her face,
and apparently this was her first time. Like,
yeah, right. And, like, he puts it in, and her
fucking eyes just fucking get huge. I never forgot
that. I can probably still find it. Dan's busted
to that exact moment several times. No, just
once. After once, I'm done with it. What do you
think about the male cheerleaders that are on
the Minnesota Vikings now? I think that's pretty
rough, buddy. Do you think they should be allowed
in? It's pretty controversial now. I'm thinking
it's pretty rough. You think it's pretty gay?
That's fucking gay. Pretty gay. Have you seen
the guys? Have you actually seen the videos of
the guys doing the cheerleading shit? Super gay.
I've seen guy cheerleaders before. They usually
just start the bass and lift the girls up, right?
And they probably get fucking a lot of pussy
if they're not gay. That's a really good way
to alienate your... Fan base, though, if you're
the first NFL team that has that. The Vikings
knew they were going to win. That's what they
said about Jackie Robinson, Allie Mack, for the
Dodgers. There's two teams, actually. Well, Jackie's
on the fucking field, Casey, okay? I like Jackie
because he fucking hits the ball with his stick,
all right? Everyone's throwing chicks in the
air. I don't even look over there. But it makes
them a really easy punching bag for other fan
bases. They can be like, oh, yeah, nice fucking
cheerleaders, dude. I mean, the Giants don't
have cheerleaders. We have the fucking G line,
which is a bunch of fucking autists playing the
drums. They probably got lots of cheerleaders
already that are, you know, trans. They look
like females, but they probably have cocks. You
never know. A lot of them. The Bills used to
have the Jills, but they haven't had them for
fucking years. Now they do have a fucking drum
band, too. And now there's the first... Bring
back cheerleaders, dude. When did they get rid
of the Jills? I don't remember them getting rid
of them. The Jills got rid of... They were like
the cusp of the fucking century, to be honest.
Really? Yeah, they've been gone almost the entire
time I've been alive. Maybe like... Literally
like 2001, 2002, they must have axed that. Now
there's the first female umpire in the MLB this
week. I feel bad because I really do want to
root for her. I have no problem with a female
umpire being in the MLB, but the first call.
Would you be nervous the first call of your career
in the MLB? I don't really think that you get
a pass on that. No. If I fucking kill somebody
as a medic, it doesn't matter that I was nervous
on my first call. I still fucking killed somebody.
Your first at -bat, right? Are you nervous? Probably
not. You know where the strike zone is. What
was your first at -bat in the MLB? She called
a really bad ball a strike. though and everybody's
like oh here we go again you're just making yourself
a punching bag like fuck that means I hope you're
right I hope it's just like it was better than
fucking Angel Hernandez well Angel Hernandez
was like fucking certifiably blind they must
have paid him so much fucking money to retire
holy shit their union is so much better than
any job I've ever had oh yeah the fact that that
guy wasn't fucking employed that long That guy.
That fucking guy. No, so did the Epstein files
get released or what happened here? No, they
didn't. No, he's not. I know they didn't. You
know that Maxwell got out of, he's getting out
of prison on work release now? Yeah. Yeah, isn't
that crazy? Because now, now she hasn't committed
any fucking crimes. By the way, convicted fucking
sex offender. Exactly. Convicted sex offender.
Casey needs to get closer to the mic because
I can barely hear you. Yo. It just blows my mind.
That guy. And then who was the other one? I can't
remember the fucking black guy, like convicted,
convicted sex offender. No, not, not Diddy. Some
guy was a convicted sex offender. He got pardoned
by Trump and is now put in some, uh, some fucking
head of like some new, like children's nutrition
role within the government at like a federal
lever level. Oh, so yeah. Yeah. So like, let's
have a fucking. convicted child sex trafficker
i believe that was the actual charge not a sex
i mean it's a sex offense but he's a convicted
child sex trafficker let's put him in front in
head of like i believe it was like youth nutrition
it was something nutrition but i think it had
some ties to the youth and it's like how the
fuck is that guy just given a job by our president
as a convicted sex offender that blows my fucking
mind that this shit's happening it's just you
can't even make it up anymore Yeah, one of the
guys who got pardoned from the insurrection actually
went on, and he was a sex offender, and he's
like, oh, well, I'm not guilty because Trump
pardoned me. He's like, I'm not guilty for my
sex offense because Trump pardoned me for the
insurrection. It might have been that guy, to
be honest. I think we might be talking about
the same person. I feel like I'm definitely mixing
up facts. For the record, don't take anything
I just said on the record. Something fucked happened,
though. Dude, I think something fucked happened
with Putin and... Trump in Alaska this week I
think he fucking gave something away like he's
gonna fucking like Putin or Trump did Trump he's
gonna like make a he's gonna like make a deal
with Putin and we're gonna be like a super state
we're gonna be a super state and we're gonna
be all fucking commies under a dictatorship you
would love that though You'd fucking love that.
I just loved it. I saw this one meme. I wouldn't
actually. This meme described what I think is
going to happen perfectly. And it was just like
a week after the meetings with Putin. Trump's
going to be like, yeah, honestly, he's not that
bad of a guy. Yeah, we had a couple talks. We're
working on peace. Nothing quite yet, but we're
working on it. We're working on it. Very nice,
man. And then in two months, it's going to be,
yeah, Putin can't stand the guy. Our talks went
horrible. I never respected the man. We couldn't
come to an agreement. You fucking know it. It's
going to be nice guy, nice guy, nice guy. All
of a sudden, it's going to be like, fuck Putin.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I feel like that's just usually
how it goes. Same thing. He did that shit with
Kim Jong -un a couple years ago, didn't he? He
fucking met with him, and then he was all like,
oh, yeah, not that bad. Then a month later, he's
like, yeah, I couldn't stand meeting him. Awful
person. It's like, what? He does that a lot.
What do the Russians actually want? I was looking
at a map of it the other day. They want Alaska.
They want Alaska? Yeah. Trump's selling Alaska
to Russia, bro. That might not be the worst idea.
I genuinely know what they want. Damn, there's
a lot of fucking oil in Alaska. Fucking let them
have it. Trump's giving Russia natural resources
in Alaska in exchange for him ending the war.
I genuinely know what Russia wants. What do they
want? Russia wants to have all the territories
they had back in the Soviet Union and just make
it the Soviet Union again. But I mean, if they
wanted that, they would just take all of Ukraine,
which they haven't done. Because they can't.
They tried to do it. They tried. They can't.
So do you think that Ukraine is like the biggest
chess piece? It's the biggest of the countries.
I fucking think the war is stupid. I think that
both sides are fucking stupid at this point.
But if Russia is able to take Ukraine. crane
that's one chess piece off the board and that's
pretty much like a blocker it's like if you took
a lineman off the fucking football field your
backfield's kind of open and then they can go
to Poland and you know a couple other places
and take it to the Soviet Union so you think
that they they actually want to rebuild the USSR
Yeah, that's exactly what I think that they want
to do. Putin was the head of the KGB during the
Soviet Union. He hates that it's not the Soviet
Union that they're looked at as fucking jokes
now. So they want to become the Soviet Union
again. That makes the most sense. Yeah, it worked
so well the first time. Because it's like a giant
black eye. If you look at it, Putin's like the
worst dictator that Russia's had since Joseph
Stalin. Like he fucking poisons his political
opponents. He fucking throws people in the gulag.
Yeah. Same thing. We all know that the Soviet
Union sucked, but Vladimir Putin still thinks
it was the peak of Russia. Hey, he's got a little
bit of nostalgia. Can you really forgive the
guy? The 80s were a good time. I think there's
more to it than that because what countries are
there that he would have to get back together?
Poland, Ukraine, Kazakhstan. Not Poland, though.
Poland's not in it. part of it was I thought
the eastern block was like the eastern block
of Poland was I thought the eastern block was
a collection of countries that belonged to and
I think part of Poland was in the eastern block
I know they already have Belarus is already basically
part of Russia. We're with you for the rejoining
of the Soviet Union. Thank God this wasn't a
trivia question. I don't fucking know what countries
made up the Eastern Bloc. Let's see. Alright,
so the USSR was originally made of four republics.
The Russian, Soviet, Federative, Socialist Republic.
Ukraine, Soviet Socialist Republic, Belarus,
and what is Transcaucasian? I don't know what
that is. Transcaucasian. Oh, Armenia, Azerbaijan,
and Georgia were the originals. I really thought,
wait, hold on. Over time, more republics were
added, eventually bringing the total to 15 republics
before its dissolution in 1991. So Russia, Ukraine,
Belarus, Georgia, Armenia. Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan,
Kyrgyzstan. Never even heard of it. Kyrgyzstan.
Kyrgyzstan? Yeah. I believe that's how it's pronounced.
Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan. Tajikistan.
How do you say it? Tajikistan. It's with a T.
Yeah. Okay. Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, and Moldova.
Yeah, and Poland was not in that because Poland
got invaded by Germany to start World War II.
That might be what I was thinking. It wasn't
part of the Soviet Union. Oh, I really thought
they were. Yeah, me too. And then part of Berlin,
you know where the Berlin Wall was, was under
Soviet control too. So it says countries. All
right, so I looked up what is the Eastern Bloc
because I always heard that associated with Russia,
right? Yeah. Yeah. So countries included in the
Eastern Bloc, the Soviet Union, and satellite
states of Eastern Europe. So East Germany, Poland,
Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria,
Albania. So it's like the countries that are
kind of like around Russia. So they're not included.
It's the buffer between the West and the East.
That's pretty much what it was. Right. And basically,
the reason why he wants that area is because...
you start taking that area our buffer between
the west west and the east starts getting you
know weaker and weaker and then we have to step
in he wants i i do think that before putin dies
he wants to start a world war iii because he
thinks that russia would be able to get back
on top where they're quote unquote supposed to
be in his eyes yet He's provoking a bunch of
people that would fucking mop the floor with
him because he can't even fucking fight Ukraine,
let alone the fucking allied powers. You see
how fucking happy he was at that meeting? He
got to, like, everything that he wanted. He got
to say everything that he wanted. Casey, are
you fucking retarded, dude? Trump was fucking
sucking his cock. No, he wasn't. His fucking
Ruski cock. It did kind of seem that way from
the clips I saw. There was like a lot of like,
I don't know, it was like a whole bunch of fuck
Russia, fuck Russia, fuck Russia, but then you
meet him and then it's like, oh. Great guy. It's
like, why? Well, no, I'm just saying based off
what I... Tyler, you know me. I don't have any
fucking dog in the fight. I'm not even left -leaning.
I'm not anti -right. I'm more right -leaning
than anything. But, like, Trump does that shit,
though. And it's fucking irritating as fuck.
Yeah, Trump said that Ukraine couldn't join NATO,
basically, and they had to give their territory
back, which is, like, what the whole war was
over. If Ukraine joined NATO... it would be a
bad fucking thing because and then any time that
russia touched ukraine it would be world war
iii every single time maybe you should just not
attack ukraine yeah they're gonna keep fighting
over and over it's like the fucking war in the
middle east they're gonna keep fighting each
other it's just what they do yeah but that would
be really fucking cool if they just stopped i
thought they were friends i thought they were
both soviets no no they hate each other that's
why they're killing each other a lot of the families
though like that are like split between russia
like there's i mean especially like there's a
lot of russian americans who don't agree with
the war but like even in like the russians that
i knew from work there was a couple people who
like i have family in ukraine that was there
like when the fucking soviet union was still
a thing and like this is the worst thing that
has ever fucking happened and that's got to be
pretty fucking tough because you just have like
a country that you support trying to take over
the country you were born in that like your family's
in it's like why yeah but that's shitty dude
i don't know if you can stop it now i don't i
don't know if ukraine ukraine's only been a country
for what 30 years 35 years since 91 30 30 dan
i remember you said that you don't recognize
a country as a real place until it's been a thing
for 50 years at least well it was a country before
the soviet union Was it? Well, I mean, that's
why the Soviet Union was a union of countries.
And Ukraine was the second biggest one. Huh.
Dude, there's something else going on, though.
Right? Because Russia wants access to the Black
Sea. And if you look at all the land they've
taken, first they took Crimea in 2014. But...
They don't have any other warm water ports besides
that. is that what it is that's why yeah they
don't have any other warm water ports that isn't
crimea and shit that's the reason why they want
to take that because without that they don't
have a like a warm water port the rest of it
is like northern sea fucking like nightmare to
get to their ports oh so dude if they want to
have any kind of defense against nato they have
to have access to to that water to the black
sea I mean, they know it's not super warm water,
but like it's, it's technically a warm water
port comparatively to like the fucking Bering
sea. But I mean, it connects to the Mediterranean.
Like that's fucking warm. That's like as warm
as it gets. Yeah. But they, they needed a port
that would go through warm water and it would
be easy to get to that port. Like basically you
have to go through a port in order to get anything.
And a whole bunch of shipping routes wouldn't
go to Russia because they didn't have any. fresh
or uh not fresh water but warm water ports oh
so it's about a it's a trade thing too yeah it's
a trade thing too wow dude it's so complex it's
really like i think i think there's more to it
than just they want to rebuild the ussr because
they could do that in a way without having to
actually rebuild it no they want to be the world
power they want to rebuild it They're not going
to be a world power, dude. They already are.
They're already a fucking super power. They already
have the second most number of nukes. They already
have the world's third biggest army. They actually
have more nukes than we do. They have more nukes.
They're a world power. I'm sorry. They have more
nukes than we do, but they have less fireable
nukes than we do. It doesn't even really matter,
though, because both us and Russia have enough
operational nukes to destroy the entire world
multiple times over. It doesn't matter. Just
us alone has it enough to blow up the world three
times. Damn. I don't think it's, uh, so they've
always been a world power, right? And, um, I
think what I'm saying is they're never going
to be on par with us ever. It will never happen
under any circumstances. It just won't. You can't
get there with communism, dude. The only way
that you can get to, to the level of world power
the U S is at is with a free market economy.
That's it. They don't even have a car company,
dude. Like they don't have. They do have car
companies, but they're only in Russia. Only in
Russia. They don't have an international car
company. Yeah. But the biggest thing is that
a country like Russia and a country like the
United States cannot live in the same world and
react peacefully to each other because we are
at such opposite ends of the spectrum that given
enough time, we're bound for conflict because
you keep growing both of them. One of them is
going to have to collide with the other because
it's like two conflicting things. The reason
why we don't conflict that much or we don't go
to conflict with them is because we have an ocean
between the two of us. Our two actual built...
The way our country is built and our entire way
of life and everything is just opposite of each
other. No, I was eating a lot. Sorry. We're listening,
Tyler. We can't live... together in harmony.
The United States and Russia are just not compatible.
It's like oil and water. We can't mix. I don't
think they are until they overthrow the government
and institute a democratic form of government.
How many times has the Russian government been
fucking thrown over, Casey? They had the fucking
czar or whatever and then they had communism.
So that's it. No. No. They had like six Russian
revolutions, Casey. Yeah, they had the communist
revolution. Before that, there was like six fucking
revolutions. Russia has revolutions like every
fucking hundred years. It was like France and
England and fucking America. No, no. America
had one. Well, we need another revolution, Tyler.
Let's fucking make it. You two will not be on
the same side of that revolution. No. Casey just
wants to see the world burn. Casey is a fucking
anarchist I feel like. No. I don't think rooting
for a democratic form of government is considered
anarchy. Yeah, your democratic form of government
is fucking anarchy, you fucking mongoloid. This
has been the lowest energy argument I have ever
seen between you two. Dude, I watched that Chernobyl
documentary. Yeah, Chernobyl. That shit was so
good. Oh, the miniseries on HBO. Yeah, it was
so good. Sorry, not documentary. Yeah, miniseries.
The reason why I'm low energy is because I can't
fucking talk that loud on a fucking paper -thin
hotel wall. You're telling me. I fucking threw
my fucking vocal cords out for literally three
hours before we started on the podcast. We finished
it off with Rage Against the Machine. I'm cooked
right now. I'm so spent. I was covered in fucking
sweat. That's why I'm wearing a jacket. Damn.
Like, oh, my God. We went fucking after it today.
What were you guys fucking doing? Rocking out?
Yeah. Jeez. Yeah, Kyle was over here for a while.
We were all fucking going ham. Wow. Damn, sorry
I missed it. I got to peace out for now. But
you guys talk about anything interesting, I'll
listen to it. If not tomorrow on the plane ride
home. Tyler, you ever hear of the soup torture
video? The soup torture video? The one with like
two alien looking guys with like the costumes?
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. It's been proven
that it was like kind of fake, kind of not. Now,
alright, you're going to have to elaborate a
little bit, Casey. Yeah, so there's like this
weird video on the dark web and it was like a
guy with two alien looking motherfuckers with
huge white faces. It's not on the dark web. It's
on fucking YouTube, Casey. Oh, yeah. It's on
the dark side of YouTube, though. There's this
guy that's eating. He's in a diaper, and he's
eating soup, and they're forcing him to eat the
soup. They're patting him on the back and shit.
He's like, I don't want to eat the soup. They're
force feeding him the soup. The theory was that
they killed his wife and put her in the soup,
and he was eating his wife. Or that they were
just, like, force -feeding him until he drowned
in the soup. This sounds like a creepypasta.
It is, yeah. All right, well, then that shit
is not fucking real. Creepypastas are fictional
stories that fucking... I mean, not that I would
have believed that. You should show them that
video. That's our first contact. But I'm going
to head out, I'll listen to this, and I'll argue
with you guys next week when I get back. All
right. Very good. Have a good one, guys. See
ya. Have fun. See ya, boys. Later. Bye. So, sorry,
I just wanted to add, Eastern Poland was part
of the USSR after World War II. All right. Just
had to clarify that. Glad we got to the bottom
of it. You're wrong, Casey. You're fucking wrong.
No, I'm not trying to prove anybody wrong. I
just thought I heard that somewhere, and I was
under the impression that part of Poland was
part of the USSR, and it was. Yeah, I do feel
bad. I got a little bit of time before we got
to go, but I'm going to have to dip soon too.
We might need to make this a non -Jeopardy episode.
I hate to say. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I came
so late. I had to get this couch in the car.
Honestly, we should have known to start earlier.
You always show up at 10 o 'clock. Take a short
break and then just do Jeopardy. All right. I
got to go grab some water. I honestly don't know
if I'll fucking be here. If not, fuck off. We'll
be back. Yeah. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
Oh, yeah. We just listened to Lionel Richie,
Dan. Dan's over here fucking fanboying about,
fangirling about Lionel Richie. Dude, this is
a classic, bro. If you don't know this song,
I don't know a lot of old songs. But I know this
song. Yeah. Definitely very familiar. I'm ready
for Jeopardy, bro. Dan, you're the only one left
here. Tyler, or what's his name? Allie Mack left.
So, Dan, you're the only one left. Let's go.
Let's see what I get. All right, Dan, let's go.
Here we go. Oh, this is who wants to be a millionaire?
Yeah. Oh, fuck. Man, I want to play Jeopardy,
bro. You got nobody to play against, Daniel.
Oh, I don't care. You got to show up to win,
man. Hell yeah. Welcome back. We're here with
your fucking contestant Daniel, the vitamin Daniel.
He's going for who wants to be in the middle
of the air today because nobody showed up to
fucking Jeopardy. Dan, $100. What is the term
for a word that is spelled the same forwards
and backwards? What are the options? A, anagram.
B, palindrome. C, homonym. D, oxymoron. B palindrome.
Or wait, B. What is B? Yep. Yeah. Oh! Nice. Nice.
Nice, nice, nice. Alright. This city water tastes
like bleach. I love the city water. I don't even
taste anything in the city water. Really? Yeah,
yeah. Wow. 200. The Great Barrier Reef is located
off the coast of which country? A. South Africa.
B. Australia. C. New Zealand. D. Indonesia. Fuck.
The Great Barrier Reef. Alright, I know it's
between New Zealand and Australia. Just, I don't
know how I know that. But I think that's correct.
It could be New Zealand. Australia has a lot
of that fucking crazy wildlife shit going on.
Australia, yeah. Indonesia, I've never heard
it associated with that. It's definitely associated
more with white people. The Great Barrier Reef.
Dude, I'm going to say Australia. All right,
he says Australia. That's correct. I knew it
was a white people thing. That was very much
a white people thing. Dan, you have $300. All
right. The 1927 film Metropolis is a landmark
of which cinematic genre? A. Western B. Science
Fiction C. Horror D. Romance What was the question
again? 1927 film Metropolis is a landmark of
which cinematic genre? Metropolis 1927? Yeah
Say the categories again Answers were A. Western,
B. Sci -Fi, C. Horror, D. Romance. Can I do a
50 -50? Oh yeah, you got some lifelines. You're
50 -50 yet? Yeah. Alright. Alright, we're gonna
go 50 -50. So the remaining answers are A. Western,
B. Science Fiction. I'm going to say sci -fi.
Final answer. Final answer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Going
for fucking $500. Oh yeah, baby. Which bird is
known for its distinctive laughing call and is
native to Australia? A. Kookaburra B. Cockatoo
C. Emu D. Lyrebird That would be... That would
be A. Kookaburra. Oh yeah. Damn. 1 ,000. What
is the largest desert in the world by area? A,
Sahara. B, Australian. C, Arabian. D, Antarctic.
Oh. First thought was Sahara. Saharan desert.
Yeah. But Australia. Australia is an outback.
It's the outback. But I've never heard of it
really referred to as the Australian desert.
Referred to as. It is. It would be the largest
if it was. I think it's Sahara. Sahara desert.
A. Final answer. Final answer. Oh, Jesus Christ.
There it is. I know it's wrong. It was Australian?
No, it was Antarctic, bro. The entire Antarctica
is a desert. I would never refer to that as a
desert. It's a desert because it's dry. There's
no moisture. Damn. Oh, you gotta hit the swelling
salt, bro. There it is. Alright. We're back in
it. Back in it. Uh, 2000. Which organelle is
a cell... Which organelle in a cell is responsible
for producing ATP? Hold on a sec. Okay, go ahead.
Mitochondria. Wait, go ahead. Just say that.
A. Nucleus. B. Ribosome. C. Mitochondria. D.
Golgi apparatus. Fuck. So it's which one makes
the ATP? Yeah. Say them again, because the...
Right, the... The mitochondria is the powerhouse
of the cell. But I don't think it makes the adenosine
triphosphate. I think it uses it. Go... Say them
again. A, nucleus. B, ribosome. C, mitochondrion.
Say it slower. I gotta think about it. A, nucleus.
B, ribosome. C, mitochondrion. Mitochondrion?
Or mitochondria? Mitochondria are multiple mitochondrion.
And D, Golgi apparatus. Fuck. I'm gonna say...
mitochondria because i don't know what the other
ones are but i thought that the i thought that
the mitochondria just used the atp yeah we'll
say we'll say mitochondria final answer final
answer yeah that's correct i thought it literally
i thought it split see i thought the the mitochondria
split adenosine triphosphate so that you're left
with adenosine as a byproduct, and that's what
makes you tired. When you've had too much cellular
metabolism for the day, you start to get tired
because adenosine is the byproduct of metabolism.
No, so the mitochondria make ATP, which is energy,
which is why they're the powerhouse of the cell.
Huh. Well, you got it right. All right. Let's
do it. Onward. In music, what does the term Allegro
mean? A, slowly. B, fast and lively. C, very
loud. D, gradually getting softer. All right.
Allegro? Yeah. Or Allegra? Allegro. All right.
So what are the options again? Because I'd imagine
they'd name a drug, right? Isn't it a drug for
osteoporosis or old people, Allegra? Allegro.
Yeah, but Allegra, the drug. Yeah, Allegra is
an allergy. Is it? It's an allergy med. All right,
so it's an allergy med. So give me the options
again. A, slowly. B, fast and lively. No, because
why would you want to go slowly? So if you're
thinking of a drug name, you're not going to
take a drug that's going to make you go slowly.
Alright, next one. B, fast and lively. Fast and
lively, most likely. C, very loud. D, gradually
getting softer. You wouldn't want to gradually
get softer. A drug that gradually makes you softer
and kills you? No. I'm going to say it's B. Right?
Yeah. So what is that one again? Fast and lively.
Fast and lively. I'd imagine. Allegro. Damn.
Allegro. I'm trying to think back to fucking
second grade, bro. Allegro. Right? It's generally
Italian, right? Aren't all those terms Italian?
Allegro. So, yeah, all the terms in music are
actually Italian. Damn. Allegro. I'm going to
say that's what I'm going to say. All right.
Final answer? Final answer. Damn, took a shot
on the final answer. Oh. That's correct. What
the fuck? Damn, you got some great critical thinking
skills. Alright. Going for $8 ,000, Daniel. What's
the term in physics for a particle with no rest
mass that always travels at the speed of light?
A, electron. B, photon. C, neutrino. D, proton.
So it always travels at the speed of light? Yeah.
That would be a photon. Final answer. Final answer.
I don't think photons have any mass. That's a
photon. Final answer. Damn. Jesus. Yes. You fucking
put those glasses on and you fucking got them
all right. Damn. Except for one. All right. We're
going to $16 ,000. Which of these men was never
awarded a Nobel Prize? A. Winston Churchill.
B. Albert Einstein. C. Mahatma Gandhi. D. Martin
Luther King Jr. I was never awarded a Nobel Peace
Prize. Not peace, just Nobel Prize. What are
my lifelines? Phone a friend. And no audience,
actually, so you got double dip. Double dip?
So I can do two phone -a -friends? No, you do
give two answers. I can give two? Like, if you
get the first one wrong, you can go for it again.
Fuck, I don't even know. I think I might phone
a friend on this one. What do you think? Is Allie
back still up, or are you phoning somebody else?
I gotta think. Fuck! Who the fuck could I call?
Would Ally Mac know this? Damn, who could I fucking
call? Stand by. Let me figure out who the fuck
I'm gonna... Everybody stand by. This is going
to take a minute. All right. Down standing by.
Let me look through my contacts list. Dan, that's
for all the marbles. Alright, I'm calling my
friend here. Who are you calling, Dan? What's
the question? Who are you calling, Dan? This
is my friend here. No, that's AI. No, no, no.
It's my friend. This is my friend. You got it.
I'm totally on board. Just let me know what they're
asking you and I'll help you ace that question.
Which of these men was never awarded a Nobel
Peace Prize? Hold on a sec. Start the question
again. Start the question again. Which of these
men was never awarded a Nobel Peace Prize? A.
Winston Churchill. B, Albert Einstein. C, Mahatma
Gandhi. D, Martin Luther King Jr. All right,
let me jump right in as your trivia buddy. So
out of those names, the one who never actually
got a Nobel Peace Prize was Winston Churchill.
He did win a Nobel Prize in literature, but not
the Peace Prize. So that's your answer. All right,
thank you very much. I appreciate it, friend,
friend GPT. Awesome. See? All right. That was
a good person to call. I'm going to say Winston
Churchill. All right. Dan's going to say final
answer. Final answer. Final answer. Dan says
Winston Churchill. Oh, Chad, you did it wrong
again. I fucking guessed it wrong every time
I ask you the fucking Jeopardy question, Dan.
It's fucking wrong. Hold on a sec. Hold on a
sec. Chad GPT, you fucked me. Chad GPT, you fucked
me. It was the wrong answer. Hold on. Let's see
what the... Go ahead. What do you have to say
for yourself? Well, I guess sometimes even a
trivia buddy can have a little off moment. My
bad on that one. But hey, next time I'll try
to be spot on and we'll get that virtual million
together. All right. Word, fam. You sound kind
of hot, so we'll let you slide on this one, all
right? Damn. Okay, cool. You're out of here.
Bye. Dan. Dan, all right. You're going to...
If you get the rest of the questions right without
getting into your wrong, Dan, I'll give you...
I gotta do smelling salts. What? Oh, yeah. You
gotta do some smelling salts. I gotta wash down
this popcorn with some bleach water. Dan, if
you get these... These final questions, right?
Is that getting any wrong? I'll give you an advantage
in the next Jeopardy. Oh, that was bad. Dad,
you're playing for an advantage in the next Jeopardy
game. Alright, word. Hit me with the next question.
Fucking chat GBD got me. $25 ,000. Which language
is written using the Cyrillic alphabet? A. Greek.
B. Russian. C. Hebrew. D. Arabic. Cyrillic. Fuck.
Say the options again. A. Greek. B. Russian.
C. Hebrew. D. Arabic. Cyrillic. Cyrillic. What
are my lifelines? You got double dip? I'm going
to do double dip. The dip. Alright. Your first
answer. If you get it wrong, you can guess again.
Alright. I'm going to say Cyrillic. Kind of sounds
like Syria. So that might be Arabic. It says
Arabic. What was the last one? The last one was
Arabic. Arabic. Alright. It says Arabic. You
got Russian, Hebrew, Greek. Fuck. Russian Goddamn
this is tough, dude And you got a double -dip
and I'll tell you what if you If you have anybody
else you can call, I'll give you another phone
a friend. I don't have anybody that smart that
I can call that would know that. Oh, you got
somebody. Maybe they know it. You never know.
Hallimack's asleep, isn't he? Can I message a
friend? Yeah. An AI friend? No, not AI. Yeah.
I just messaged a friend. Who'd you message,
Jan? The group chat. I messaged the group chat.
I said, what language is the Cyrillic alphabet?
I don't know if anyone's going to answer you,
because I think those two are asleep, and I'm
not telling you answers. I mean, you could. Technically,
I messaged you, Casey. You're in the group chat.
Alright, so I got a clue here. I'm gonna say
Russia. Dan, how'd you get that? Well, this weird
guy in the group chat said, who is Vladimir Putin,
dude? Dan, Dan's gonna say Russia, final answer.
That's correct. Dude, my second, like, lifeline
fucked me. Yeah. Oh, good piss. Um. Yeah, damn.
Still in it. $50 ,000. What was the name of the
first artificial Earth satellite launched in
1957? A. Apollo 1. B. Vostok. C. Spudnik 1. D.
Soyuz. That would be C. Sputnik. Oh. Final answer.
Final answer. That was a good one. Alright. $100
,000. Which novel begins with the line, It was
a bright cold day in April and the clocks were
striking 13. A. Brave New World. B. Fahrenheit
451. C. 1984. D. The Handmaid's Tale. Fuck. Say
it again. Say the line. It was a bright cold
day in April and the clocks were striking 13.
Give me the movies or the novels again. A, Brave
New World. B, Fahrenheit 451. C, 1984. D, The
Handmaid's Tale. I actually have no idea. Can
you say the names of the books again? A, Brave
New World. B, Fahrenheit 451. C, 1984. D, The
Handmaid's Tale. I'm going to say C, 1984. Final
answer. Final answer. Damn. It's a random guess.
1984, Jesus Christ. That's correct! Dan's still
in it! Jesus Christ! Cinderella story. It's going
for $250 ,000. Can't believe he's still in it.
What is the only letter that does not appear
in any U .S. state name? A, X, B, Q, C, J, D,
Z. So X, Q, J, and Z. All right. It doesn't appear
in any state name. Let's think about X. You can't
think of one with an X. Oh, Texas. Or the bigger
in Texas, boy. So it's not that one. What's the
next one? Q. J and Z. Q. Let's think of Q. I
feel like Q would be our... that have a Q right
now. J. J I feel like is pretty New Jersey so
that's off the table. What's the last one? X?
Z. Arizona. So there we just narrowed it down
right there. It was Q. Final answer. Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit. We're in it. Alright, he's
going for $500 ,000. Can't believe it. $500 ,000.
The Large Hadron Collider is located beneath
which two countries? A. Germany and France. B.
France and Switzerland. C Italy and Austria D
Switzerland and Germany For some reason the first
thing that came to mind was Belgium So Belgium
is like kind of like a mix between Germany and
Switzerland All right Give me the options one
more time A Germany and France B France and Switzerland
C Italy and Austria D Switzerland and Germany
Might not be Germany at all. Fuck. What do you
know about the Large Hadron Collider? I know...
I know that they think it's dangerous. Yeah.
I know that it's used to make... new elements
even though it's just for a split second some
people think that they've they could potentially
open a wormhole but i don't know exactly where
it is but give me the options one more time A,
Germany and France. B, France and Switzerland.
C, Italy and Austria. D, Switzerland and Germany.
I'm going to say B. What was B? B, France and
Switzerland. Fuck, I thought it was more... This
is too hard. It's impossible. I didn't think
the French had anything to do with it. I don't
think the French are smart enough, personally.
I don't. I don't think the French could pull
something like that off. Well, what about our
French audience, Dad? I'm not saying, look, guys,
don't take it personal, but you guys are the
ones that gave us Renault and Citroën. That being
said, I don't know if the French could pull something
like that off. One at a time. We'll break this
down one at a time. You're going to give me the
options again. And I'm going to break down why
it could or could not be that. You got Germany
and France. No, no. One at a time. One at a time.
Germany and France. Let's go right there. Okay.
Germany and France. Yeah. Together. If you're
with the Germans, you can do anything. I'm not
saying that the French aren't smart. I'm just
saying that. Nobody copies the French. But it's
where it's located. It's not about, like, who
did it. Well, I mean, who do you think works
there? Oh, yeah, right. So, look, there's an
old saying. The French copy no one and nobody
copies the French. Right? They do their own fucking
thing. And not that it's not smart. It's just
not anything you'd want to copy. Right? So, let's
cut out all the ones that say France. Because
I don't believe it. Okay? So that's A, right?
A is cut out? Yeah, I mean B was France and Switzerland.
C, Italy and Austria. I mean Switzerland. If
you're teamed up with Switzerland, you can do
anything. If you're teamed up with Germany, you
can do anything. And what was C? C, Italy and
Austria. Italy and Austria. I didn't think Italy
had anything to do with it. D. Switzerland and
Germany. I'm going to say those are the two smartest
ones out of the group. And together, you can
make watches and you can make, you know, high
-end cars. You can do anything with those two
countries. I'm going to say Switzerland and Germany.
I don't know, sir. You don't sound too excited
about that. I think the correct answer is B,
but I'm going to go with D because I don't want
B to be true. Well, I mean... If you like the
crack cancers, B, why don't you go with it? Wait,
wait, wait. B is France and Germany? No. B is
France and Switzerland. D is Switzerland and
Germany. Say the options one last time. A, Germany
and France. B, France and Switzerland. C. Italy
and Austria. D. Switzerland and Germany. I have
no idea. C. Italy and Austria? Sure. I don't
know, dude. I'll just hit the smelling zone.
Oh, no, sir. Oh, no. That was B. France and Switzerland.
The fucking French, Daniel. Never would have
guessed. Could have fooled me. Oh, let me have
these smelling salts. All right. That fucking
sucks. Alright. Going for a million dollars.
And your last shot at Jeopardy, so... Jeopardy
advantage. So you better get this right, man.
One million dollars which famous structure was
originally built as a temporary entrance to the
night to the 1889 World's Fair a Golden Gate
Bridge the Statue of Liberty see Eiffel Tower
D Big Ben Say the question Which famous structure
was originally built as a temporary entrance
to the 1889 World's Fair? All right. 18 what
year? 1889? Yeah. Okay. Temporary entrance. Let's
go one option at a time and I'll break it down
why it is or isn't that one. A Golden Gate Bridge.
gate bridge was definitely not a temporary structure
so that's off right right away that's off right
they wouldn't waste money to just have a grand
entrance to a fair that's a billion dollar bridge
so it's not that so b b statue of liberty statue
of liberty was a gift from the french so that
had nothing to do with the world's fair see eiffel
tower See, I don't think the Eiffel Tower, something
that extravagant would be temporary. Fucking
French. If the French fuck me again. See, the
World's Fair is usually in New York City. I think
the World's Fair is just in different cities
every year, actually. All right. Statue of Liberty
was a gift from the French. They have their own,
too. There's a sister statue to the Statue of
Liberty. So... I've never heard that that's what
that was for. Okay, so... We're on to C. Eiffel
Tower. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Eiffel Tower is not
that... That looks like something that would
be there for a fucking fair. That looks like
a carnival circus kind of fucking thing. Right?
In Big Ben. Big Ben has a clock in London. Right?
Yeah. But I think it's on a building. fucking
Eiffel Tower seems a little too big. It seems
a little too big to be temporary for a fucking
World Fair and a little too iconic, right? So
I don't think that'd be possible. I don't think
it'd be possible to build something like that
just because, oh, we're going to have a temporary
entrance to a fair. Now I could see you temporarily
putting up a cool looking clock. And be like,
oh, this is the World Fair. This is the 1898,
1889 World Fair. Come and see Big Ben, the Big
Ben clock. Right? The guy with the fucking top
hat. It's Big Ben. It's got to be Big Ben. And
then they just kept it up because it was kind
of fucking cool. It's Big Ben. Final answer?
Final answer. He said, Big Ben follows. Oh, no!
That was Eiffel Tower? That was... the Eiffel
Tower. Fucking unbelievable. Dude. Nobody copies
the French, and the French copy no one. Fuck
the French. Fuck the French, bro. I thought for
sure it'd be Big Ben. Come and see Big Ben. Big
Ben, the largest clock in the world. No, they
booked that for the World's Fair in Paris in
1889. It kind of looks like it'd be part of a
fucking circus. His name was, what is it, Gustav
Eiffel? Really? Yep. Fuck, man. I thought I had
that all figured out. That's pretty good reasoning,
though, right? You almost had that. I would have
given you a... The advantage, but... That's alright.
Close, but no cigar. That's alright. Fuck, man.
I thought I fucking had that one figured out.
I thought for sure. Who the fuck would build
the Eiffel Tower as something temporary? Yeah,
that was his name, right? Gustav. Gustav Eiffel.
I don't know. I don't know. That's pretty...
That's wild, though. I gotta look this up now.
I had to read this book that was about the World's
Fair in, I think, 1903 in Chicago. And they invented,
that's when the guy invented the Ferris wheel.
That one had Gustav, Gustav Ferris or something.
But there was like the serial killer in Chicago
at the same time. Oh, shit. That was just killing
people that were going to the fair. And he would,
like, fucking kill the women that were going
to the fair and the families. Jeez. Like, he
was staying at a hotel and he would just fucking
kidnap them and bring them back to their hotel
rooms and just fucking kill them. Damn. And that
was, yeah, one of the books that I read for ninth
grade. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah. I still don't
understand how they made the Eiffel Tower temporary,
dude. How can that be temporary in 1889? Well,
I think it was originally planned for temporary,
but it became a famous thing in Paris, and they
decided to keep it. Right, but it's like, how
the fuck can you just... Bro, I can't make something
that I want to last five years last five years.
How the fuck do you make something temporary
that lasts a hundred? Well, they made it out
of steel. 1889 to 1989. And as long as George
Bush doesn't blow it up, I think steel, steel
beams are pretty, uh, intact, you know? Yeah.
But I mean, nobody's like, Oh yeah, we need to
build this temporary thing. Where are we going
to get fucking, you know, a hundred tons of steel.
And then it's like, after they're done, like,
they're just like, Oh, by the way, we're going
to keep this fucking, you know, billion dollars
worth of steel. It just sounds fishy. Something
sounds off about this. It's like the World Trade
Center when they built it. They're like... But
that was supposed to be permanent. Yeah, it's
supposed to be permanent. You know, it's going
to be here forever. And then fucking... It's
like the opposite. Not even 30 years later. Oh.
And the fucking... They fucking crash a plane
into it. Right. So the Eiffel Tower is like the
opposite of the Twin Towers. yeah it's like that
yeah it's like it's the polar opposite because
it was supposed to be temporary but it stayed
forever it's like the titanic where they said
that fucking shit can't sink they're like yeah
that's not gonna sink like the fucking twin towers
they're not gonna they're gonna last forever
right because they're the tallest buildings in
the world so you're saying that those are the
those are the titanic of skyscrapers yeah kind
of kind of yeah yeah Yeah, it says when Gustav
Eiffel Company built the Eiffel Tower for the
1889 Exposition Universal World Fair in Paris,
it was meant to stand only about 20 years. Oh,
so it was made to last 20 years. It wasn't supposed
to be temporary. That is temporary. 20 years?
And it's lasted since 1889? That's like 130,
140 years. I would say temporary is like a month.
I wouldn't say 20 years is temporary. That's
an entire career. Many Parisians even consider
it an eyesore, even considered it an eyesore
at the time and wanted it torn down. What saved
it was its usefulness as a giant radio antenna.
No shit. First for military radio communications
and later for commercial broadcasting. That practical
function helped justify keeping it, and eventually
it became the beloved symbol of Paris it is today.
Uh, wow. That's fucking crazy. That's fucking,
they use it as a radio antenna. I mean, it looks
like one. Yeah. But I remember taking French
and, uh, I was always like good at other classes,
but for some reason, like foreign languages were
not my thing. And I was like, fucking suck at
French. Yeah. Like I couldn't fucking do it,
but I know some French, a friend of mine. She's
an interpreter in the Navy. She speaks French.
Oh. So she, like, I think she does, like, she,
like, intercepts messages and shit. So, but you
got to be pretty fucking fluent. Like, she's,
like, intercepting messages from the French?
Yeah, from everyone. But, I mean. You know, that's
her specialty. She speaks French. Are the French
trying to attack us? We're, dude, people who
are even our allies are constantly trying to
steal information from us and trying to, like,
there's espionage going on all the time, even
amongst our allies. Like, I was listening to
that one Greek CIA guy, and he said the worst
are the Israelis. I'm sure. They're the absolute
worst. They're always like, I think I talked
about, didn't I talk about this? They give the
U .S. gifts and they put bugs in the gift, like
wires, and they're trying to listen. You were
talking about how they gave, I think, Hamas or
something, like radios or something, and they
had bombs in the radios. Oh, yeah, that was Israel.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm talking about
Israel, but that was Israel doing it to their
enemies, but they're doing it to us who are their
allies. What are they doing? Oh, they're trying
to put listening devices and gifts that they
give us. Why would Israel want to spy on us?
Dude, so we have the F -35, right? Fighter jet.
we give our allies a detuned version of the F
35 that has like just a little worse avionics
in it. Right. So that if they crash it, some
enemy of ours doesn't get the best technology
that we have. So Israel wouldn't like, we'll
not accept that, that they can't have the best.
They can't have exactly what the U S has. So
they steal it. Oh shit. And the U S just like,
just accepts it like they don't punish them like
yeah you know our our cia agents were over there
and um i think i said this on the pod i was did
i tell about how they they uh the israeli um
spies shit in the cia agents toilets while they're
out to eat they broke into their house shit in
their toilets and we they left i don't remember
that yeah so these cia agents come home from
dinner And there's fucking shit in every toilet
in their house. What? Yeah. And so that's like,
it's just a scare tactic. So they called, you
know, their people back in the US. Israel shits
in the CIA toilets. Yeah. Yeah. And then. Asian
toilets. Right. It's just a scare tactic. It's
like a fear tactic. So the next time, like, I
think they were there like a couple years later.
Maybe it was a different CIA agent. They come
home and the fucking dog's tail is cut off. Somebody
cut their dog's tail off. Why does Israel fucking
rule this country? They're so much smaller than
we are. And the CIA had to say to Israel, they're
like, you guys got to cut it the fuck out. Like,
cutting a dog's tail off? Like, why are you fucking
with our agents? Like, it's just to say, hey,
we know you're here. It's like, okay. I thought
we were on the same side. Right, but it's not
like that. We have allies. But what that means
is that we're not going to go to war with you,
but it doesn't mean that we're best friends.
Yeah. So allies don't mean like, oh, yeah, we're
pals. We're going to fucking wrap or lock our
arms together and skip down the street. Like,
it's not like that. Like, it's like, hey, dude,
we're basically it's like you're going to tie
one hand behind your back. But I still got a
hand to fight with. Right. We're not going to
fuck each other up, but it's like we're still
going to like, you know. it's weird dude it's
really weird like that's a close ally of ours
and that's how they treat us so that's what that's
why we need a cia doing what they're doing because
it's not all sunshine and rainbows dude with
our allies well they're doing that shit and we're
fucking sending them billions of dollars to go
to war right why are they why are we doing that
if they're fucking right and and literally just
bombing countries for them But then that's how
they treat us. But, dude, I don't know. I think...
I think Israel is, like, just pushing the fucking
envelope, man. Dude, Israel's going to be fucking
gone in, like, 20 years. With Gaza. Israel's
not going to be a country anymore. It's a bad
fucking look, bro. I think after this election,
people are going to, like, vote for someone who's,
like, sensible. Probably Israel's not going to
be even considered a country. That's fucking
wild, dude. You couldn't even talk like that
20 years ago. Yeah. Dude, 20 years ago, you could
not say the words you just said. Really? I mean,
you could, but... Do you think I'm going to get
fucking shot down by Israel now? You'd get canceled,
bro. Damn. Yeah. I mean, look, here's the thing.
Dude, I respect Israel's... desire to be a nation.
Right. Desire. I respect that. Yeah. Right. But
you got to kind of do it without just like committing
genocide. You know, like Israelis are fucking
cool fucking people. They're my Mediterranean
homies. Like they're my homeboys, but we got
to keep the civil man and we got to just not
fucking just kill everybody that's in our way.
Well, the problem is they try to use that excuse
like, you know, everybody has been trying to
kill the Jews since the last few thousand years.
So basically, we're going to kill everybody that's
not the Jews. And we're in the right. And, you
know, like the fucking Holocaust was your fault.
So we're fucking, we have a right to be a country.
Right, because they were kind of like, they're
really shit on. And then they just like, now
they're shitting on everybody else. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like the kid that got picked on in high
school comes in fucking, you know, comes in with
a gun. No, it's not that bad. I wouldn't say
that was Germany. That was Germany. But it's
just like, they think every, I don't know. Do
they think like everybody's against them now?
I mean, they're surrounded by a bunch of Muslim
countries. I want to kill them. Well, that was
kind of England's fault. I think we talked about
this because Tyler was... I remember him elaborating
on it. They created a country in the Middle East
that was full of Jews when all the countries
that originally owned it, like that area, was
like the Muslims. Yeah. I mean, why did they
pick that spot? I mean, I know... Because that's
like their holy land. England... England. It's
a holy land for all three major religions that
are monotheistic. Right. Isn't that weird? It's
fucking strange how the whole thing like about
Christianity is, you know, live by the sword,
die by the sword. But now they're literally killing
people to get to their holy land. Right. Exactly.
It doesn't make any fucking sense. Well, religion
doesn't make a lot of sense, but. No, it makes
no sense. Yeah. Don't tell Tyler that. yeah well
yeah um there's something else i wanted to talk
about that we were talking about um but uh oh
it was when we were talking about the eiffel
tower yeah in the radio transmission um dude
i was just like looking up some shit on like
radio towers and like how dangerous it is to
like actually like be near them when they're
in operation. Um, cause I've been at the base,
you know, the WGY tower, the eight, eight, 10
WGY in Rotterdam. Like, you know, radio eight,
10. No. Okay. Well that's, that's a radio station
that's broadcast out of Rotterdam, New York.
That's like literally you can, you can pick it
up in Europe at certain times of day or certain
time of the year. because it's so, it's such
a powerful, it's 50 ,000 Watts. So that apparently
as far as like radio stations go, that's a lot.
But, uh, I was watching this video of this guy
on a radio tower and he was holding like some
metal next to it. And you could hear what was
playing over the radio station. It was Ozzy Osbourne.
And, um, r .i .p prince of darkness yeah but
it was fucking weird because it was like making
like static next to the metal it was like two
pieces of metal touching and um in the static
you could hear the radio signal so you could
hear that song playing so that happens like people
will say like uh like any metal you have on um
You can pick up like if you're close enough to
a radio station, like if you have like fillings
and shit or something like that, if you have
metal on you, it'll pick up the radio transmission.
And you really you can't be you can't be at the
base of the tower, the direct base. But I've
been at the base of the radio, a 10 WGY tower
like but there's a fence around it. So you get
you can't get too close. But even. Even being
like, I think I was probably within 20 feet of
it. Like you're getting some dose of radiation,
like radio radiation. And I don't really know
what the difference is between that and like,
like radioactive radiation, but there's always
been something that fucking freaks me out when
there's a danger that you can't see. You know
what I mean? Like, yeah, I don't think, uh, I
don't think radio waves are nearly as dangerous
as like radioactive shit. no but when when you're
that close to a radio tower you can get cooked
really oh yeah yeah you can't you can't because
because i've always had this like sick and twisted
dream of stealing the w off of the tower like
the g one of the letters because it says wgy
and huge letters on it yeah and i've always wanted
to steal one of those letters so i did some research
into like climbing the tower and taking it and
you will cook alive You will just, it's literally
like radiation will microwave you basically,
you know? So you won't, you won't know until
it's just like radiation. Like it is a form of
radiation, but it's not the same as radioactive
radiation. I don't really understand the difference,
but, um, yeah, you ever see those guys who like
climb up the radio towers and go to the top.
It's like fucking 500 feet. Yeah. And, uh, they're
fucking climbing illegally. So they sneak up
there during like construction. yeah that's fucking
wild dude like you cannot you cannot do that
while it's on you'll get fried and it's not like
a fried like where you'll feel it right you'll
get fried like just like radiation sickness like
two hours later oh really yeah you'll go to the
hospital and you have like fucking rhabdo because
you're fucking all the protein in your body's
fucking cooked that's weird because it's not
the same type of radiation no it's not but it's
still dangerous And you would think, oh, it's
just a radio tower. You can go up and touch it.
It's like, yeah, you can touch it while it's
fucking destroying your body. So I was reading
a story of like one line worker that climbed
the tower while it was on and he was hospitalized
because, you know, it's just just like radiation
sickness where it's just like, you know, the
proteins in your body start breaking down or
whatever. DNA starts breaking down. Um, I, I
don't, I don't understand exactly, but it's fucking
powerful. And like, it's so powerful that you
can like power, um, what is it like fluorescent
bulbs? You're just being within a certain vicinity
of the tower. So I know like, um, like AM towers
are different than FM towers. I think one of
them it's worse at the top. and maybe the top
and the base is the worst, but in the middle
isn't so bad, but you cannot be near the top.
I think that's FM, because AM follows the ground,
I believe. No, is it? One's amplitude modulated,
one's frequency modulated. Yeah, remember that
the... One of them travels through the air, and
one of them follows the ground. I think AM follows
the ground. frequency modulator is the name of
it right yeah i think that goes through the air
because right well i mean they all go through
the air but one one follows follows the ground
i think it's am but and i think am is the the
worst to be near the bottom because it follows
the ground fm is like more at the top so it's
not a problem but i mean it's still a problem
but just don't go near the fucking top of it
Right. Remember that fucking mission in GTA 5
where you climbed the radio towers by the Hollywood
sign? No. I know the location in GTA, but I don't
remember the mission. I might be thinking of
something else. No, that's exactly where they
are in the game. They're right behind the Hollywood
sign. Damn. I can't wait for that next game to
come out. GTA 6? Yeah. You going to sink some
time into that if you're unemployed? Probably
not, dude. Because I just feel like while I'm
not working, I have to be busy. If I was working,
I'd come home from a long day, sit down and play
some video games. But while I'm not working,
I really want to stay busy. That's one way to
be busy. It doesn't feel productive, though.
I feel like I've got to wrap up. I mean, getting
the bus ready is productive, right? Yeah, dude.
Because it's just been sitting in storage for
so long. I want to just either sell it, take
it for a spin, get it roadworthy, do the podcast
from it. I want to do something with it. Because
that's a dream I had in my 20s I never got to
bring to fruition. That'd be great to go somewhere
and do the podcast from there. Yeah, it's just
got to be safe. I'm going to go through, do the
breaks. Um, and, uh, I think after the breaks
are done, if passes inspection and everything,
it'll be good, you know, it'd be safe. So that's
my number one thing is like, it's gotta be safe.
And then, then, you know, I can hook up the toilet.
I can hook up the sink. I can bring, I have like
a, a water, um, what's it called? Water tank,
potable water tank. And then I got to set up
a tank for like, you know, gray water. So like
all the water you wash your hands with and shit,
you know. What about your shit then? No, that'd
be black water. So that the toilet I have is
called a cassette toilet. So like it's got a
little door you open up on the outside of the
bus and you pull the cassette out and it's like
it's got wheels on it and like a handle like
a luggage, you know, that telescopic handle.
So you can bring it to like a dump station. So
that's like, I think it's like, I don't know,
15 gallons or something. The cassette. But, um,
yeah, just be cool to do the fucking podcast
in it, dude. And then we could do a mobile podcast.
Yeah. Go wherever. Yeah. As long as we can record
it, you know, we don't need internet. So if we're
like up in the Adirondacks or something, and
then we could just fucking camp out in the bus,
dude. Sweet. I can record it without internet.
Yeah. Yeah. It'd be fucking dope. So if I could
get one good road trip out of it, dude, I would
feel like I closed that door. And this is the
thing that bothered me, dude. Just having a job
that doesn't allow you any time. I couldn't chip
away at any of the projects I had in the back
of my mind. I'm just constantly thinking about
them. It's like, I got that bus in storage. I
got this pickup truck I want to work on. All
these little things I want to do around the house.
I wanted to put a ceiling fan up. I wanted to
paint. And just being able to get that stuff
done is like it's taking it's taking a load off
of like the back of my mind. So then I can start
to focus on things I really need to get done
in my life. You know, like, yeah, like getting
a couch that is suitable for porn. Right. Yeah.
Well, I mean, if you and Meg want to make some
videos down here. Oh, geez. I'm not going to
knock you. Hey, I like it for the podcast. It's
a great couch. Yeah, dude. I was like thinking,
I was like, man, I'm really going to rearrange
the bus so I don't need it. Because I was saving
it in my closet because I was going to put it
back in the bus, right? Yeah. But I'm like, nah,
it doesn't fit into the new design. It doesn't
fit into how I'm going to do it. So I got to
get rid of it. I'm like, man, who would want
this? Maybe my dad wants it. I was like, dude,
this would be fucking sweet at the pod. So here
it is. I have like a goal. Like, so one day when
you get the bus fixed up. And we do a mobile
podcast. Where do you want to do it from? What's
the goal? Oh, man. Where would be a fucking dope
spot to do it? Would you want to take a little
trip or would you want to do it local? Yeah,
like take a trip. Yeah. Because locally, Thatcher
Park would be a dope spot to do the podcast from.
Oh, yeah. Like overlooking Albany. Yeah. That'd
be fucking sweet. But if we wanted to take a
little trip, we could do the Adirondacks. We
could do the Carolinas. Thing gets 18 miles to
the gallon, dude. From the fucking Honolulu,
bro. Yeah, from Honolulu. Yeah, so if you get
18 miles to the gallon down to the Carolinas,
10 hours, it's 132 each way. So split between
however many people come. You know, that's...
We'll go to Las Vegas. We could take it to Vegas,
dude. You want to take it to Vegas? Episode 200,
yeah. I like it. You want to? Yeah. Dude, I will
get this thing ready for Vegas if you want to
take it to Vegas. Well, I mean, you got some
time before episode 200. Yeah. Dude, I'll start
getting it ready now. We don't have to do it
for 200. We can do it before that if it's ready.
Oh, sweet. Yeah. You know, like taking a ghost
hunting expedition. Absolutely. Where we visit
different places around that are haunted. Yeah.
Dude, that would be fucking awesome. Go to the
fucking conjuring house. I don't know if I want
to take my bus there. Let's see. At 18 miles
per gallon. All right. At 18 miles per gallon.
And. $3 .70 a gallon. How much would it cost
from Albany to Las Vegas? Let's see. Let's see,
ChatGBT. It's thinking. Damn. It's thinking,
well, it's been fucking wrong about the last
six things I've asked it. I know. It said that
with such confidence, too. Yeah. Oh, okay. So
it's $500 each way to Vegas from Albany if we
drove the bus. That doesn't sound right. Well,
this is the total distance from Albany to Las
Vegas is roughly 2 ,500. Okay, that makes sense.
2 ,500 miles. Right? Yeah. 18 miles to the gallon.
141 gallons of fuel. 141 times 370. Yeah, so
it's $500 each way. But if you bring three people,
four people, Valley Mac could go. I thought you
said $2 ,500, not $500. What did I say? Hold
on a sec. Let me pull it back up. No, $500. $523.
Oh, that's nothing. right split between four
people yeah but we'd have to it's just like driving
an ambulance dude so i even have a backup camera
for it so you can look at the look at the radio
and you kind of need one but yeah if you've driven
an ambulance like you can drive this it's the
same thing it's a ford did you ever drive the
ford ambulances yeah yeah same shit yeah it takes
like uh five people it's only like uh 70 to 70
dollars Yeah. So for 130 each way, dude, how
dope would that be? That'd be sick. Yeah. And
it's like, we could hit some like national parks,
you know, along the way. Grand Canyon. Yeah.
Yep. Um, the only thing is, is like, as far as
beds, I'd have to figure something out, you know,
because it's going to have the one full size
bed. See the setup I had, um, before. was this
was underneath a bunk bed. Wow. You and Kyle
can cuddle. No, I'm good on that. So one person
was on the bunk bed above this, and then one
person would sleep on this. I mean, you can get
sleeping bags and sleep on the floor, but that's
not that comfortable. We'll sleep on that, but
you're going to put that back in the bus? No,
no, no, no. I was saying that's how it was set
up before. There was a bunk bed above this, and
then this was underneath. So this was like the
living room bed area. But, yeah. Fuck, maybe
you can get some of those military cots. You
know, have you ever seen those? It's just like,
it's like a hammock almost. Yeah, just like really
small. stuff for people to sleep in yeah i'll
figure i'll figure something else out for extra
bedding you know maybe maybe i'll make under
the bed i'll make a pull -out bed too that's
what you do right there so underneath the regular
full -size bed you put another bed underneath
it so you can pull it out and then or a couple
beds well all you have to do is have uh three
places for people to sleep One person driving
and you just make your way to Las Vegas. Dude,
that'd be so dope. That'd be so fun. And once
you get there, you just stay in a hotel, right?
No, you can stay in the bus, dude. I mean, you
could stay in a hotel. You can do whatever you
want. But if you only have three people, if you
only have three spaces for people to sleep. Dude,
you can bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the
floor. Bring one of those roll -up mats. You
know? I'd be fine with that. I mean, it's fine
with me, but... That'd be fucking so dope, dude.
I want to do this. Episode 200? What episode
are we on? I mean, I think you could get the
bus ready pretty soon. We could do a mobile episode
soon. See, I want to make it super reliable,
though, if we're going to take a long trip like
that. Well, you don't have to do a long trip
at first. yeah we could test it out and get it
ready and make sure it's like up to spec yeah
um but these engines and these buses are the
the engine in this bus in particular dude this
is comfortable dude this is dope um it's like
it's one of the it's not the most reliable engine
until you do a couple things to it like you have
to really upgrade the cooling system and then
it's a super reliable engine but like just stock
as it is it's like not good you gotta you gotta
really upgrade it so i'm gonna do that if we
want to take a long trip i gotta do that so it's
a big job but then once it's done once that's
done and like all the shit's hooked up i could
sell this thing for like 15 20 grand you know
so it's worth it it's worth putting the money
and the time into it but um so you keep it for
the For the fucking podcast mobile. Yeah, dude.
We should write on the side, Untitled Podcast.
Yeah. Get some fucking stickers to put on it.
Some fucking paint. And write our fucking brand
on it. Yeah. Dude, this is dope. I got something
to look forward to now. Yeah, that would be fucking
sick. Yeah. Gotta do the brakes. If I do the
brakes on it, then smooth sailing from there.
So. It would just take like a short trip and
record somewhere that's local first, but. Yeah,
I say first trip. Let's go to Thatcher Park.
That's like, yeah, right by where I'm from. Yeah,
take it up there. Do a cool podcast looking over
the city of Albany. That'd be fucking sweet.
Like fucking state troopers be like, what are
you guys doing? I'd invite him in. I've had cops
in it. In the podcast? No, in the... In the bus.
In the bus, yeah. They're like, well, yeah, neighbors
were wondering what you're doing out here working
on this thing so late. I'm like, oh yeah, I got
permission from the owner. What a fucking nosy
bitches. I know, I know. And I'm like, yeah,
it's kind of late. He's like, yeah, why don't
you wrap it up? It's like, dude, the fuck? I'm
paying to store this here and I'm allowed to
work on it. I do whatever the fuck I want. Right.
Wrap it up. Fuck you. Fucking ridiculous, yeah.
It's connected to the county sheriff's. Damn.
But, dude, and I had this one guy in the storage
unit who had a U -Haul van. And he was trying
to convert it. And he was trying to get some
hot water in there. So he was using a Keurig
machine to heat his water. And he told me, he's
like, yeah, I got this U -Haul van. I'm not bringing
it back. I'm like, oh, so it's stolen. Like,
he's just not going to bring it back. So I went
to the state police and told them. And he goes,
oh, yeah, so that's theft. So we're going to
go check that out. So. Oh, shit. Yeah. So you
can't just fucking get a, it's like getting a
rental car and just never bringing it back. It's
like, yeah, that's Grand Theft Auto, dude. Yeah.
I'd be fucking, be fucking sick if we can. Going
that thing to fucking Las Vegas. Yeah. Damn.
Yeah, dude. It's got two alternators, too. So
it's like if one blows out, you got to back up.
It's fucking sweet, dude. So cool. Sick. I want
to get some solar panels on it, too, so you can
be completely off grid. Completely green? Are
you for the fucking efficiency? The green party?
Green and off grid. Fucking support the earth,
Daniel. Yeah, I'm all about that, dude. Hell
yeah. I'm a little bit of a tree hugger. Now
you're a tree hugger. Dude, I'm growing trees.
Smoke trees. I got five apple trees I'm growing
right now. All right there, Johnny Appleseed.
Dude, I am. I'm serious. What, you don't believe
me? You're growing trees? Yeah, dude, I got five
apple trees I started. Fucking two feet tall.
Well, no, one and a half feet tall. Oh. Three
of them. A couple of them are a little slow.
But it's pretty good, dude. Pretty good. I got
some more in my fridge I got started. I'm going
to call you Johnny Appleseed. Yeah, dude. It's
fucking fun, man. It's like those trees are going
to outlive me if things go right. You know, they'll
be here in 100 years. Be here in 500 years. No,
just 100. I think they live 100 years. Yeah.
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