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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Welcome to the Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 116. Here with Dan and special guest

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Kyle. Welcome. You could have been a better friend

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to me. And it's a national month of mourning

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for Ozzy and Prince of Arcturus. Dan doesn't

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care about it because he only knows one song.

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Can you believe this motherfucker doesn't care

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about Ozzy? I'm going to cut you off, Kyle. This

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motherfucker doesn't care about Ozzy Osbourne.

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You don't care about Ozzy? No. What the fuck

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is... Listen. Dude, he was like... Dan, you know

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we're in person right now. A lot of your opinions.

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We'll go out in the backyard and scrap. I think

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I can take you. What? I think I can take you.

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I'll just sit on you. You have to catch me. If

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you're going to run around, that's not a fight.

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That's hide and seek. I think I can take you.

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I do. Do we want to go right now? Yeah, let's

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do it. Oh, you want to box? Let's rock. Let's

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go right now. Let's rock. I guarantee you I'll

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fucking knock your ass out. If we're fucking

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secluded to a ring, what are you talking about?

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This podcast is already off to a bad start. Oh

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my god. Dan and Kyle are taking off their headphones.

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Now they're gonna box each other. Dan, I can

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see Dan being like Mike Tyson where he just fucking,

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he's like shorter but he just looks fucking scrappy

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and he just fucking leaves a fucking hook in

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your fucking head. They have one boxing glove

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each on. So you have to hit with the hand that

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has the boxing glove on. They have one hand behind

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their back. That was the most autistic boxing

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match I've ever seen in my life. Congratulations.

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Well, we're just going to be sitting over there

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away from the microphone for ten minutes. Out

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of everything you could have challenged me. Dan,

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how's unemployment? You're fucking painting your

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tires, sanding your tires now? Yeah, dude, for

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the third time. Yep, I painted them twice and

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it didn't come out right, so I sanded them down.

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Didn't come out right again after I painted them

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again. Sanding him down again. I'm on the third

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time I've sanded him down. Damn. Yeah. I want

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to clue the listeners in there. The best part,

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Dan wants to go after a competition of athleticism.

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He goes, you know what? Guy that box in golden

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gloves, let's box. You know what? There's kind

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of a ring upstairs. Oh. You got to come up with

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some rules. I've been winning some tennis and

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badminton. Then he tosses me the left glove.

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That's my power hand. You've been winning some

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tennis, not some badminton. No, I won last week.

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I won two games last week. All right, and then

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I kicked your ass and won four in a row. Yeah,

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it's usually after when I'm more sober, I'm better

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at winning. You haven't smoked me at tennis.

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Smoking me. You let me win that one game. No,

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that was like five nothing, right? Well, I won

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one out of five. Yeah. But I think you let me

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win that. You pretended to like miss. You won

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two on the last set. I was actually watching.

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It's fucking funny how mad the tennis players

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get. and they fucking go off on the judge and

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they fucking dude fucking smashes his racket

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picks up another one fucking smashes it the clouds

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the crowd's going wild he keeps doing it for

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like five rackets he gets fucking thrown out

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of the match he fucking um he takes his racket

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he smashes the judge's chair like he smashes

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the fucking chair below his foot with the racket

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and the umpire's like Oh my God. That's too much.

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Like he's all actually like fucking assaulting.

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He's like, that was on the fucking line. Yeah.

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There's like all this etiquette in tennis that

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you're supposed to follow. Yeah. Like you're

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supposed to dress a certain way. Like golf. You

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can't, yeah, you can't talk. Like I'm surprised

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that they let him get away with any of that shit

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without kicking him out. I just, I don't think

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you're going to get away with this too easily.

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Get away with what? Your Aussie hate. Um, yeah,

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dude, I'm just, It's like, what do you kind of

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expect, dude? You've been doing drugs your entire

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life. No, but, dude, he's legit. Dude, I read

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this one thing where Ozzy was so fucked up one

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time where he killed 17 of his cats with a shotgun.

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And then there's that, right? How do you kill

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17 fucking cats? Dude, have you ever listened

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to, like, I don't know. He waited for his wife

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to come home so he could, like, kill her, but

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he didn't or something like that. Maybe you're

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not musically gifted, Dan. I don't think it's

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that. I think it's just that he's not that good.

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I was just talking to JC about this. The dilemma

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I had is if he was still alive, I'd listen to

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his music and go, it's mainstream. It's okay.

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Whatever. But then I watched, did you watch his

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last concert? No. I think it's about four weeks

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old. Where he's sitting in the chair. It's about

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four weeks old now, right? Yeah. I saw, yeah.

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But in reality, it was two weeks before he died.

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And just like, I will, I mean, maybe it's because

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of what I'm going through. and personal side

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of things, but when he played Mama coming home

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and he's sitting in the chair and he's crying

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and the fans are crying and I bawled my eyes

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out. Really? I bawled my eyes out. Wow. Just

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knowing the circumstances. Dude, he died two

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weeks later. You know? You bawled your eyes out

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after the fact? Oh, I'm thinking in my head for

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some reason you were there. Like I know you were

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there. I was at the concert. He's at his house

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just watching YouTube. Just bawling his eyes

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out. It was me in my underwear naked just laying

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here like this. Just fucking going. That's exactly

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how it went. I get like that sometimes. Watching

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like animal videos and shit. You don't bawl your

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eyes out at the music? No. If there was ever

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any music you'd boil your eyes out to, what would

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it be? Oh, maybe like some Whitney Houston. What?

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Yeah, like, okay, yeah. This motherfucker says

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Whitney Houston. R -E -S -P -E -C -T. No, no.

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That's Aretha Franklin. When I watch like Whitney

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Houston doing like... And I will always love

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you. So I got, like, this kind of, like, dude,

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I'm kind of on, like, the black algorithm, like,

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on my TikTok and on my Facebook, like, YouTube

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and shit. Hang on, hang on. How'd you get there?

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I don't know how I got there. Probably looking

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up Whitney Houston videos. But, like, dude, I'm,

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like, into, like, 90s black culture and always

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have been. I'm down with it. Like, dude, Tupac,

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like. I didn't know Tupac had died when I started

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getting into Tupac. What? Hey, what year was

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this? This was like 2006. All right. It was 10

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years after he died. After I was all into his

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shit. Hang on. Did you know Tupac killed two

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women? Did he? He shot two women in his concert

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or something. He shot women? I don't think that's

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true. No, hang on, hang on. Jamie, Jamie, look

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this up. No, I swear to God he killed somebody.

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Casey, look this up. Me and Dan are going to

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riff. No, I'm pretty sure he killed. Like, he

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actually shot a gun. Oh, he shot two cops. Oh,

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cops. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's

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different. Cops, women. He shot two cops because

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they were off -duty. They were off -duty. No,

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but I'm pretty sure he shot somebody at his concert.

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I've never heard that. It might be true. I don't

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know. No, I could be wrong. I could be thinking

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of somebody else. I think Tupac was not as good

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as... But anyways, so East versus what? Tupac

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or Biggie? Oh, Tupac all day. Come on. Yeah.

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No. Why? Because Biggie is just like a fucking.

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Stop. No, I like Biggie. Whatever you're going

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to say. No, no, no, dude. I like Biggie. Whatever

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you're going to say is wrong. I like Biggie.

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But fucking Tupac has just got that fucking energy,

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bro. He just doesn't stop. He's always bopping

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his head like this when he's talking to the press,

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and he's just got so much fucking energy. Biggie's

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like the inspiration for Don Juan. He's part

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of the inspiration. You know about Don Juan?

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Is that the fat black dude you guys listen to?

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That shit's crazy. Dan made his palace, his house

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in VR, and he's got Biggie playing in the background.

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It's in VR, but it's a VR chat. You can go to

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his house. He's got like a fucking wheelchair.

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He made this basement in the world. Yeah, so

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there's Don Juan's house, right? It's called

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Don Juan's Palace if you go to VRChat. And then

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you go into his basement and it's this exact

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studio. Like the table, microphones, the fucking

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cinder block, white walls, the electrical box.

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I just want to give the listeners all of that.

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This is not... Of all the podcasts I've been

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on, this is not... The most stellar. This is

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the most professional podcast. How many podcasts

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have you been on? Seven. Seven podcasts. Yeah,

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but obviously my career has taken off. Wow. I'm

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in a basement with two incels. Damn. Roastmaster

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General. We were on a VR chat doing this podcast

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and we were like, let's go kidnap someone in

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the VR. So we found like this 19 year old kid

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from Texas and we just brought him back to the

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fucking podcast room and made him play Jeopardy

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with us. Like Star Wars fucking trivia. Yeah.

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So we were recording it. So like say it was.

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like a legitimate podcast say it was like a night

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like we could say you know the podcast is failing

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like well nobody's listening we might as well

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go on vr chat no it's like a night that we can't

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get together we do it in vr chat i like that

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so it's like where we each have our goggles how

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have you guys not blown up yet I don't know.

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But no, so we went to like another world and

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we got this kid and we brought him onto the podcast.

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That's actually an episode you can listen to.

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This random fucking kid. What was his name? Noon.

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Noon. And then we went on again and he just randomly

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showed up again and he's like, hey, I'm here.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like three months later.

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I've been paid $80 for my comedy now. $80? I'm

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like, I'm a big wig. That's better than... You

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guys suck. You fucking shit podcast. I've been

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paid $80. Tell them what you got kicked out or

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heckled for the other day. The Jeffrey Epstein

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thing, right? Oh, yeah. So I was talking about

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Epstein's Island or whatever, and I said, you're

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going to tell me those kids aren't hot? I said,

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what the fuck? Damn. I don't remember how I premised

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it, but I was like, there's some fucking hot

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kids. You fucking walked out of high school.

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Some of the 16, 17 -year -olds are fucking hot.

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And this girl in the front was like, you're fucking

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disgusting. Now I'm like seven minutes into a

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10 -minute set, and I'm like, well, you know,

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she's derailing it. well are you here by now

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you're actually looking like a pedophile right

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like you're serious i have a whole premise right

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that makes me not look like a pedophile there's

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a joke at the end right but because she cuts

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me off everybody you know i'm like so are you

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here by yourself you should call her glithane

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maxwell i will tell you I would love to see her

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tits. What was the end of the joke, though? You

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can't just say kids are hot, dude. And then leave

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it at that. Hopefully there's more. I think it

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was just like a shock. What is it, though? Hold

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on. Stop, Casey. What is the end of the joke?

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I know the joke isn't just kids are hot, dude.

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I'm getting rammed up the ass. Hold on. We got

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a delay. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so Dan, do you think...

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Trump should pardon Maxwell there? No. I think

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he's going to have to, though. He's going to

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have to? I'll tell you right now. I will tell

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you right now. I will pardon the shit out of

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her if she shows us her tits. Dude, she's got

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short hair. I don't care about her hair. Shut

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up, Dan. Her tits are massive. Are they? She's

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got bigger tits than Nancy Pelosi. What are you

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talking about? All right. Got to see him. We've

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talked a lot about Nancy Pelosi. So hang on.

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Here's a good question, right? You get two chicks

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in front of you for the rest of your life. He's

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looking them up. But Nancy Pelosi or Ghislaine?

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Which one are you taking? Rest of your life.

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Oh, Nancy. We're talking prime years. Rest of

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her life or rest of your life? No, we're talking

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prime. She stays in the prime. We're talking

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prime years, right? Yeah. And it's the rest of

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your life. Definitely Nancy Pelosi. But they

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stay at that age. What age? 30? That they're

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at. 40? No, Nancy Pelosi's like 85. Oh, so she

00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:52.519
stays at 85? Yeah. I don't know. I think Dan

00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:57.340
would still take Nancy Pelosi. I'd like to skull

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fuck Ghislaine. Damn, bro. I mean, dude, she's

00:16:01.419 --> 00:16:03.779
okay. Look at her tits, bro. Yeah, I see them.

00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.840
They're okay. And I know Nancy Pelosi has bombs.

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Dude, he can't pardon her, though. She did some

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fucked up shit. She trained the fucking girls

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to pleasure Jeff Epstein. What the fuck kind

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of life did those girls have? Not a good one.

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Obviously they wound up there for a reason. They

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were probably like given up by like, you know,

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adopted or like orphans or something. Right.

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So they had a pretty good life. Right. This is

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kind of like the Africa thing. The slaves. They

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had something to eat. It already wasn't. They

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had something to eat, place to shower. Right.

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Dude, they're not running from lions, mosquitoes.

00:16:45.769 --> 00:16:48.929
Right, right. There was some mosquitoes. They're

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not fucking Africans. But they didn't have malaria.

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They're American kids. But it's similar. Casey.

00:16:52.789 --> 00:16:55.590
Are they American? Casey. If they didn't get

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swept up to the Epstein Island to go blow Trump's

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egg dick, they'd be living on the streets of

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Miami. What are you talking about? They'd be

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stray children. Yeah, they'd have chlamydia from

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some fucking pimp. Right. That is a good point.

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So is it a terrible life? It's the lesser of

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two evils. Now, I'm not saying I want to fuck

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kids. I'm not saying I want to fuck kids. I hope

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you're not saying that. I don't think anybody

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thought that. But I would like to see what the

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island looks like. Yes, so that cut off at the

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right time. So what were you saying? Just to...

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Like, I don't want to fuck the kids. I don't.

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Nobody's saying you don't, Kyle. No, but I want

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to see. We're all assuming you don't want to.

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And for some reason, the more you deny wanting

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to, the more suspicious I am. I want to fuck

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the kids. I want to fuck the kids. Fucking turn

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the clocks down. Jesus Christ. It's like Trump.

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The more he says he doesn't want to fuck the

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kids, the more people think he fucking does.

00:18:02.440 --> 00:18:04.759
Right. But I want to... Not on the Epstein list.

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I want to see what the island looks like. You

00:18:07.180 --> 00:18:10.839
can go to it. Anybody can go to it if you had

00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:14.460
a boat. Yeah, there's YouTube videos. Yeah, but

00:18:14.460 --> 00:18:16.380
you know how Trump said he went down there and

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hung out with the people in the kitchen? No.

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You never heard that? No. Trump said, I don't

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remember where it was, but he basically said,

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yeah, I was on the island. hung out with the

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illegals in the kitchen. No way. I swear to God.

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He's like, I was on Jeffrey Epstein's island.

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He's like, but I stayed in the kitchen. Yeah,

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I'm sure he was in the kitchen. But that's where

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I would be. I would, I would, I want to see what

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the island looks like. There's probably, dude,

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you could probably scuba dive. There's a lot

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of shit to do on Jeffrey Epstein's island other

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than fuck kids. It's in what country? It's off

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the coast of Columbia. It's its own fucking country.

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South America, Columbia. It's like an island.

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Jesus Christ, Dan. They're just knocking everything

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out of you. Dan actually, surprise fact about

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Dan for the three listeners that listened. Dan

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shredded it on the guitar earlier. That was awful.

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You play the intro better than I can. Casey shut

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my microphone off. I just gave up on trying to

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learn the intro. It's hard, but I can't really

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play it anymore. I used to be able to shred it

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pretty good. Do you play the rest of the song

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at all? It's not that. Pretty much the intro

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and the end are my favorite parts. I just learned

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the parts of songs I like. The only song repetitive

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is Hotel California where they're like, they

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call it a solo, but he just goes. I love that

00:19:50.269 --> 00:19:52.710
solo actually. No, but I think it's fitting for

00:19:52.710 --> 00:19:55.029
the song. Yeah, there's a solo before it. But

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you can't call it like that when you play it

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for eight minutes straight. It's a melody. Yeah.

00:20:01.410 --> 00:20:03.789
The thing that people don't know about the Eagles

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is like fucking eight guitars playing. Oh, yep.

00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:12.119
But it's probably in Rio. I think there's four.

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There was a lot of people in that band. Yeah,

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the Eagles had like 12 people in the band. They

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had like four guitars playing. Going down the

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road trying to loosen my load. What is that?

00:20:22.869 --> 00:20:25.829
Dude, you ever see Slipknot? I don't know if

00:20:25.829 --> 00:20:29.049
that's the Eagles, bro. Yeah, it is. It is. I'm

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going down the road and I'm taking my soul. I

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got seven women on my mind. Yeah, take it easy.

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Two that want to hold me. Three that want to

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stone me. One says she's a friend of mine. Take

00:20:41.170 --> 00:20:47.680
it easy. Yeah. I think he's talking about jerking

00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:49.900
off there. No, I think he's - I'm going down

00:20:49.900 --> 00:20:52.640
the road trying to loosen my load. I got seven

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women on my mind. I think he's talking about

00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:57.000
being promiscuous. Trying to loosen my load.

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He's got seven women? I got seven women on my

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mind. And then what else? Keep going with the

00:21:02.539 --> 00:21:03.880
lyrics. We're going to analyze this. He says,

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two that want to hold me, three that want to

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- Blow me. Is that what he says? No, it's not

00:21:08.539 --> 00:21:10.220
what he says, but come on. You know how this

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is coming at. Right, right. Two that want to

00:21:12.579 --> 00:21:15.259
fuck me, three that want to blow me. One says

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she's a friend of mine. There's seven women,

00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:22.220
right? Yeah. Two want to hold him. Yep. He's

00:21:22.220 --> 00:21:24.759
definitely jerking off. Wait, wait, wait. Three,

00:21:24.799 --> 00:21:27.299
four, five. That's only six. Three that want

00:21:27.299 --> 00:21:30.759
to blow him, right? So now we're at five, right?

00:21:30.940 --> 00:21:33.640
Yeah. One that says that she's a friend of mine.

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That's six. He's cheating on his wife. Oh. Oh,

00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:42.299
shit. There you go. Dude, I never thought about

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that. There you go. Is that really like a thing?

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I don't know, but I just broke it down right

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here in front of you on this live podcast in

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front of the 38 listeners. Dude, that was good

00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.960
math. Good math. No, because I'm a mathematician.

00:21:52.539 --> 00:21:53.700
That was pretty, I never thought about that.

00:21:53.700 --> 00:21:55.900
Well, when it comes to music, I'm, you know,

00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:59.319
a bit of a genius. Comes on the podcast to insult

00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:03.299
the podcast. I love it. Yeah. I am going to start

00:22:03.299 --> 00:22:05.549
a podcast, though. You already have started a

00:22:05.549 --> 00:22:08.349
podcast. No, another one. A good one. Oh. Well,

00:22:08.369 --> 00:22:10.589
the other one's good. I haven't actually talked

00:22:10.589 --> 00:22:12.549
to Shane in a long time. But this one's just

00:22:12.549 --> 00:22:15.809
going to be probably me and my roommate. Just

00:22:15.809 --> 00:22:18.970
comedy, whatever. We're going to talk about comedy.

00:22:19.789 --> 00:22:23.410
Just whatever. You know, we hunt and fish a lot.

00:22:23.509 --> 00:22:24.769
So there's probably going to be some hunting

00:22:24.769 --> 00:22:26.130
and fishing on there. But it's probably going

00:22:26.130 --> 00:22:28.690
to be comedy, you know. Cool. Talking about the

00:22:28.690 --> 00:22:32.309
gay shit on politics. But that's the shit. Yeah,

00:22:32.410 --> 00:22:34.930
we're going to have guests on. Call you on it,

00:22:34.950 --> 00:22:38.450
you know, whatever. Dude, you gotta have video.

00:22:39.549 --> 00:22:41.549
That's, I think I... Because if you have video,

00:22:41.809 --> 00:22:44.750
like, you can take clips and you can make YouTube

00:22:44.750 --> 00:22:47.029
shorts. Right. And then it's like, and then one

00:22:47.029 --> 00:22:49.670
stupid clip could blow up. Like, we don't really

00:22:49.670 --> 00:22:51.769
want people to know about this. You know what

00:22:51.769 --> 00:22:53.809
I mean? It's like, because otherwise we would

00:22:53.809 --> 00:22:56.660
be doing that. Right. Because it's like... We

00:22:56.660 --> 00:22:58.579
say some pretty fucking dumb shit. Well, when

00:22:58.579 --> 00:23:01.460
Kyle blows up, he gets famous. People are going

00:23:01.460 --> 00:23:04.119
to listen to it. When I eventually get my first

00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:05.859
comedy special, everything needs to be burned.

00:23:05.859 --> 00:23:08.339
This motherfucker has made $80. Everything needs

00:23:08.339 --> 00:23:10.839
to be burned. I made $80 on my comedy career.

00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:15.819
I haven't gotten paid for my music career, so

00:23:15.819 --> 00:23:18.779
it's better than I'm doing. You will soon. Yeah.

00:23:19.819 --> 00:23:21.680
I'm sure with you singing. I found out something

00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:24.160
interesting. What the fuck was that, Casey? What

00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:28.640
the fuck? Was that an attack? No, that wasn't

00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:33.819
an attack. What did he say? He quickly goes,

00:23:33.940 --> 00:23:37.859
I'm sure with you singing. I was going to catch

00:23:37.859 --> 00:23:43.500
that. There's an open mic night in a week or

00:23:43.500 --> 00:23:47.299
two that we could do. Where? Del Mar. We have

00:23:47.299 --> 00:23:50.559
a restaurant. Play a little something. Play a

00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:53.640
little number. What do you think? Simple man.

00:23:53.859 --> 00:23:57.839
No, I don't know. Creep. Yeah, it's like creeping.

00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.599
You just scare all the fucking vocals away. How

00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:04.539
does this mic max out? You're going to get kicked

00:24:04.539 --> 00:24:11.039
out of the fucking joint. He's too loud. I found

00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:14.220
out something interesting about RFK Jr. this

00:24:14.220 --> 00:24:18.180
week. What'd you find out? He had a wife. that

00:24:18.180 --> 00:24:21.640
killed herself because oh he had an affair and

00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:23.539
he wrote about it in his book and she was so

00:24:23.539 --> 00:24:26.019
fucking like distraught about it she just killed

00:24:26.019 --> 00:24:29.480
herself like what a guy yeah i mean but dude

00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:32.940
he's a fucking kennedy it's like so you just

00:24:32.940 --> 00:24:34.420
do what you want when you're a fucking kennedy

00:24:34.420 --> 00:24:38.140
bro it's like maybe you don't ask what you don't

00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:39.980
ask what was she doing like maybe she wasn't

00:24:39.980 --> 00:24:42.480
he got like married like a year after well maybe

00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:44.849
she was kind of shitty dude you know Like, there's

00:24:44.849 --> 00:24:46.609
two sides to every story. You can't just be like,

00:24:46.690 --> 00:24:49.029
oh, he divorced her and then she killed herself.

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I'll agree with Dan here. Is it women or shit?

00:24:52.210 --> 00:24:55.990
Some of them can be, dude. You know? She was

00:24:55.990 --> 00:24:57.710
thinking, she was probably like, she put on the

00:24:57.710 --> 00:24:59.230
show when she was trying to get with him because

00:24:59.230 --> 00:25:01.710
he's a fucking Kennedy. And then as soon as they're

00:25:01.710 --> 00:25:03.529
together for fucking three years, she just got,

00:25:03.750 --> 00:25:08.029
she just became a monster. I don't know. I mean,

00:25:08.069 --> 00:25:10.359
I don't know what happened. Did you guys hear

00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:13.059
about that girl that died, or it was like a nine

00:25:13.059 --> 00:25:15.079
-year -old girl that died in Waterville? Yeah,

00:25:15.259 --> 00:25:19.240
I saw it. It turns out she had like periphery

00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:26.920
bowels. So it was a chronic, so it's weird. Parents

00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:31.240
got arrested, right, for endangering the welfare

00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:35.980
of a child. She got, it was, her death was deemed

00:25:35.980 --> 00:25:39.809
of natural causes. due to chronic constipation.

00:25:40.789 --> 00:25:44.009
Wow. What the fuck? Because there's nowhere for

00:25:44.009 --> 00:25:45.910
it to go and then it fucking starts bleeding

00:25:45.910 --> 00:25:48.069
and you just bleed out. She had a, yeah, she

00:25:48.069 --> 00:25:52.289
had a perforated, perforated, you know what I'm

00:25:52.289 --> 00:25:54.650
saying. Perforated bowel. Bowel, correct. Wow.

00:25:54.769 --> 00:25:57.670
And that's how she died. So it's just weird.

00:25:57.990 --> 00:26:00.849
Something's not sent when we write because you're

00:26:00.849 --> 00:26:03.170
saying it's natural causes because of that, but

00:26:03.170 --> 00:26:05.390
the parents still got endangering the welfare

00:26:05.390 --> 00:26:08.359
of a child. Well, they got that because they

00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:10.200
didn't take care of her. It's something that

00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:12.579
easily could have been remedied. But apparently

00:26:12.579 --> 00:26:14.759
it was not. I mean, she's nine years old and

00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:19.539
that was a chronic thing. Yeah, I mean, I got

00:26:19.539 --> 00:26:21.839
constipation when I was that age. Yeah, but I

00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:25.160
mean, I don't know. Dude, what do you think happened

00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:29.500
with that dude from Canada that dumped his fucking

00:26:29.500 --> 00:26:33.819
daughter in the woods in Lake George or in Ticonderoga?

00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:38.920
I think he raped her. Were they on a family trip?

00:26:39.299 --> 00:26:43.900
Mom had custody. I've done a lot of research

00:26:43.900 --> 00:26:48.339
into this. Mom had custody. He's rich. He's got

00:26:48.339 --> 00:26:51.640
multiple millions of dollars in the companies.

00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:55.119
Mining companies in Africa. All sorts of shit

00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:58.579
like that. A lot of stuff going on. They were

00:26:58.579 --> 00:27:03.480
on a vacation in Lake George area or whatever.

00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:07.440
My hypothesis is I think he stuck it in her.

00:27:08.660 --> 00:27:12.200
And she eventually was going to, like, tell.

00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:16.819
Because the iPad wound up somewhere in, like,

00:27:16.819 --> 00:27:20.819
Warren, whatever, on a street. Somebody found

00:27:20.819 --> 00:27:23.920
it and said, oh, my God, it's in her iPad. And

00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.660
then you find her drowned in a pond or whatever

00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:30.000
under a log. I mean, obviously she's been killed,

00:27:30.099 --> 00:27:34.240
drowned under a log. I think he was sticking

00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:38.720
her, you know. Damn. And, you know, she was threatening

00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:43.579
to tell. And it's sad. I hate to be this matter

00:27:43.579 --> 00:27:46.500
of fact with it, but. It's also like, why would

00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:49.640
you kill her? Right. What's the other motive?

00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:53.160
Yeah. I think, like, she's willing to tell about

00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:55.279
something. You're saying, oh, my God, you know.

00:27:55.420 --> 00:27:57.900
And then you make a whole. The other part is

00:27:57.900 --> 00:28:01.720
you make a whole false kidnapping thing. Say

00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:05.039
she got kidnapped, she's in a white van, they

00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:09.200
shut everything down. Part of my job is DMV,

00:28:09.220 --> 00:28:12.359
DOT, and shit. We got shut down for a couple

00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.460
hours. They said, well, we need everything off

00:28:14.460 --> 00:28:18.579
the highway. We were looking for white vans.

00:28:19.380 --> 00:28:21.339
Yeah, that was like the northern exits, right?

00:28:21.420 --> 00:28:24.359
The north way? Yeah. And we're off exit 10, so

00:28:24.359 --> 00:28:27.519
we're kind of right on the cusp of the bottom

00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:31.420
half of it. And they're looking for white vans.

00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:33.579
They're like, we don't need any other traffic

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:35.700
on the north way. So they shut everything down.

00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:39.180
And then come to find out, somebody's lying.

00:28:39.380 --> 00:28:42.000
You know, obviously it's court. They got to do

00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:44.559
the whole judicial process. It's the beauty of

00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:48.220
America. But, you know, they got to figure out

00:28:48.220 --> 00:28:53.119
if that's true or not. And I think he was dead

00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:58.509
wanting to get down. I hate to be the bearer

00:28:58.509 --> 00:29:02.549
of bad news, you know. I mean. Something was

00:29:02.549 --> 00:29:04.690
there. Something was there. You don't just kill

00:29:04.690 --> 00:29:08.549
your kid. Right. I'm a father. My kid pisses

00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:12.849
me off a lot. Never once does kill the kid come

00:29:12.849 --> 00:29:17.509
in my mind, you know. Right. It has to be something

00:29:17.509 --> 00:29:20.170
pretty egregious. Yeah, and I think if, you know,

00:29:20.170 --> 00:29:24.910
if I was pounding the kid. Do you know what I

00:29:24.910 --> 00:29:29.390
mean? I feel like there's going to be a recurring

00:29:29.390 --> 00:29:33.390
theme to this episode. I hope it's not going

00:29:33.390 --> 00:29:36.970
that way. This is the Epstein's Island episode.

00:29:37.869 --> 00:29:43.390
I mean, it's okay, dad. Republicans are out there

00:29:43.390 --> 00:29:47.009
voting to pardon fucking child molesters. Let

00:29:47.009 --> 00:29:50.250
me finish my fucking point. If I was pounding

00:29:50.250 --> 00:29:53.910
the kid. You know, which I'm not. I'm not pounding

00:29:53.910 --> 00:29:58.529
any kids. But if I was, you know, like if I was

00:29:58.529 --> 00:30:01.390
pounding the kid and the kid was like, I'm going

00:30:01.390 --> 00:30:03.069
to tell somebody, the first thing that's going

00:30:03.069 --> 00:30:06.130
to go through my mind is I better kill this fucking

00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:13.049
kid. You know what I mean? If it's just you and

00:30:13.049 --> 00:30:16.700
McKen as the only voice, it's like. Better kill

00:30:16.700 --> 00:30:18.980
the kid. Kyle, this is why you got to weigh your

00:30:18.980 --> 00:30:21.220
options. You got to weigh your options. Right.

00:30:22.140 --> 00:30:34.720
This is why you made $80. Yeah, I was fucked

00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:37.220
up, dude. I mean, it's just sad. I mean, she

00:30:37.220 --> 00:30:39.259
looks like a happy kid, you know, from what the

00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:42.980
pictures they post. I mean. Just to think, like,

00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:45.599
as a father, I mean, I couldn't have met. I mean,

00:30:45.619 --> 00:30:48.279
my son's very close to her age. She was, like,

00:30:48.700 --> 00:30:52.799
eight or nine. My son's, like, five. He's going

00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.160
close to six. But still, it's a close age. I'm

00:30:56.160 --> 00:30:59.480
like, dude, fucking. And I try to, as sick as

00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.059
it sounds, sometimes I try to, like, put myself

00:31:02.059 --> 00:31:07.039
in those shoes where it's like, could I do that?

00:31:07.579 --> 00:31:11.450
Yeah. Like, drown him. Right. Oh, God. Oh, God.

00:31:11.650 --> 00:31:15.069
Could you drown them? No, but I could never.

00:31:15.190 --> 00:31:18.710
I could never do that. That would kill me. So

00:31:18.710 --> 00:31:22.529
it just gives you the kind of sociopath that

00:31:22.529 --> 00:31:25.509
we're dealing with here. It's got to be somebody

00:31:25.509 --> 00:31:29.869
so selfish that it's all about them. And it fits

00:31:29.869 --> 00:31:32.269
the bill. I mean, you look at this guy's record.

00:31:34.859 --> 00:31:37.460
Makes a lot of money off of mining. Dude, he's

00:31:37.460 --> 00:31:40.940
making money off of mining in Africa. Right.

00:31:42.259 --> 00:31:44.519
You're already taking advantage of people. Right.

00:31:44.900 --> 00:31:49.079
That's a step, one half step above slaves that

00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:51.480
he's probably using for work, you know? Right.

00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.720
So he doesn't care. He's got a coffee company.

00:31:55.460 --> 00:31:58.240
That's his big thing, a Colombian coffee company.

00:31:58.319 --> 00:32:01.220
So obviously you're extorting labor in South

00:32:01.220 --> 00:32:04.609
America. Damn. How do you get into those big

00:32:04.609 --> 00:32:07.150
businesses like that? Just have a little bit

00:32:07.150 --> 00:32:10.910
of money. Because I'm out here like, man, I could

00:32:10.910 --> 00:32:13.230
start a food truck. I could do all these like,

00:32:13.269 --> 00:32:16.210
you know, all these like, I can't say it here,

00:32:16.329 --> 00:32:19.089
but these laborious jobs. No, it's all right.

00:32:19.150 --> 00:32:23.190
The mic's off. No, I'm not going to say it. All

00:32:23.190 --> 00:32:26.170
these laborious jobs, right? These slave labor

00:32:26.170 --> 00:32:28.269
jobs. Cotton picking. You could start an insurance

00:32:28.269 --> 00:32:31.160
company. But it's like. How do you break through

00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:34.539
into those big fucking industries like that,

00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:36.599
dude? You can't be white. Like some next level

00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:38.519
shit. Can't be white. What do you mean you can't

00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.500
be white? Dude, this guy's not even white. Oh,

00:32:42.539 --> 00:32:45.059
he's not? No, he's like, I don't know, Middle

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:48.640
Eastern. Oh. North African, Middle Eastern. Damn,

00:32:48.779 --> 00:32:51.299
those Middle Eastern people, they're wreaking

00:32:51.299 --> 00:32:55.640
some havoc in New York State. The limo guy? You

00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:58.480
know? It was his name, Hussein. He took out half

00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:02.339
a family. He didn't have a family. Bro, 20 fucking

00:33:02.339 --> 00:33:04.319
people. I haven't thought of him in a while.

00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.319
I don't even know what happened with that. You

00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.140
don't know what happened with that? No. He's

00:33:09.140 --> 00:33:12.460
in prison, right? They were in the limo. One

00:33:12.460 --> 00:33:15.960
of them fled. The people were in the limo? Yes.

00:33:16.339 --> 00:33:18.500
It wasn't scary. Well, half the people were in

00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:20.980
the limo. Half the people were down at a store.

00:33:21.569 --> 00:33:26.009
No, no. Only two people died in the parking lot

00:33:26.009 --> 00:33:29.230
got hit. One or two. Basically, he didn't do,

00:33:29.430 --> 00:33:32.730
like, so driving once, he had to do a pre -trip.

00:33:33.869 --> 00:33:37.730
He had, like, many mechanics. The issue with

00:33:37.730 --> 00:33:41.509
that is he kind of got failed by his mechanics

00:33:41.509 --> 00:33:45.950
that might not be existent considering what kind

00:33:45.950 --> 00:33:48.930
of business he's running. But he got to do a

00:33:48.930 --> 00:33:52.579
pre -trip, you know. Like, if I'm out driving

00:33:52.579 --> 00:33:55.539
the garbage truck and my brakes fail, DOT's going

00:33:55.539 --> 00:33:57.759
to be like, well, it's on the driver because

00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:00.680
he didn't catch the brake failure or whatever.

00:34:01.259 --> 00:34:04.480
But if there's a record of me riding up that

00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:09.780
the brakes are shit, it's a rock and a hard place.

00:34:10.179 --> 00:34:14.400
Yeah. Yeah, this was like... It sounds like he

00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:17.260
was part of the family business. What's that?

00:34:17.699 --> 00:34:19.539
It sounds like he was part of the family business,

00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:21.719
you know? Who was part of the family business?

00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:26.380
The driver. Oh, um, no, he wasn't. The driver

00:34:26.380 --> 00:34:28.760
wasn't really, but dude, they were just running

00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:31.039
like a shitty fucking operation. Right. Just

00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:33.820
saying. And they just like that vehicle had been

00:34:33.820 --> 00:34:36.320
cited multiple times. Like it couldn't pass like

00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.739
New York state inspection or something. And then

00:34:38.739 --> 00:34:41.099
somehow they got it through. Like it failed multiple

00:34:41.099 --> 00:34:44.940
times. And, um, I think it was the tire shop

00:34:44.940 --> 00:34:47.659
that fucked them. Right. Yeah, that like they

00:34:47.659 --> 00:34:49.719
filled like the brake fluid with like transmission

00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:52.820
fluid or something or vice versa. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:55.860
So they were coming down the hill, I guess. And

00:34:55.860 --> 00:34:59.079
I don't know if you know Skahari at all. Yeah.

00:34:59.340 --> 00:35:01.519
So there's like a hill that comes in Skahari.

00:35:01.659 --> 00:35:05.460
Oh, I know the exact hill. Yeah. And he was pushing

00:35:05.460 --> 00:35:09.400
the brake so hard that they said his footprint,

00:35:09.739 --> 00:35:13.219
like the pattern on the bottom of his shoe was

00:35:13.219 --> 00:35:16.679
imprinted on the rubber. Jesus. Yeah. I don't

00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.880
think he knew about downshifting. Because I think

00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.519
he would have been like, okay. I don't know about

00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:25.039
okay, but there would have been less carnage.

00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:27.460
Oh, dude. I think they all would have lived if

00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:29.719
he just downshifted. Maybe not the two people

00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:33.280
that are out walking. Right. Dude, I think he

00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:34.920
could have gotten it down to 20 miles an hour.

00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:39.340
Yeah, but still, you can kill the 20. Yeah, but

00:35:39.340 --> 00:35:42.179
I think it would have given people time to get

00:35:42.179 --> 00:35:44.989
out of the way. He was doing like 90, dude. Like

00:35:44.989 --> 00:35:46.750
there's no way you can do 90 if you put it down

00:35:46.750 --> 00:35:49.550
into like first gear. You're doing tops like

00:35:49.550 --> 00:35:52.590
30 miles an hour. I can agree with that. But

00:35:52.590 --> 00:35:56.849
it's too bad. I guess he was like, not that it

00:35:56.849 --> 00:35:58.670
means anything. There's like weed in his system.

00:35:59.789 --> 00:36:04.409
I don't think that matters. Considering the scenario.

00:36:04.750 --> 00:36:07.409
It depends on if he like just smoked. No, but

00:36:07.409 --> 00:36:11.050
what I mean is like whether he was high or not,

00:36:11.130 --> 00:36:14.340
that's going to happen. damn dude can you imagine

00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:18.300
like you're driving and you just like you're

00:36:18.300 --> 00:36:19.960
on this big hill and your foot just goes to the

00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:22.920
fucking floor I've had it happen you got nothing

00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:26.199
like in the garbage truck you just fucking you

00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:29.059
press that brake pedal you go oh shit they just

00:36:29.059 --> 00:36:33.059
cause they get hot you know and hot brakes aren't

00:36:33.059 --> 00:36:35.059
gonna do anything you gotta downshift and hope

00:36:35.059 --> 00:36:37.719
that jake brake catches and I've had it catch

00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:41.630
quite a bit you know A lot of people are out

00:36:41.630 --> 00:36:44.829
there driving without CDLs. They have no idea

00:36:44.829 --> 00:36:48.489
what a heavy vehicle can do. All right. You know?

00:36:49.510 --> 00:36:51.690
But, dude, can you just picture you're coming

00:36:51.690 --> 00:36:55.590
down this hill, all right? And you're like, because

00:36:55.590 --> 00:36:57.889
it's a long hill. It's a long hill, and you're

00:36:57.889 --> 00:36:59.309
picking up speed, and you're like, oh, fuck.

00:36:59.949 --> 00:37:03.289
Oh, I got nothing. Yeah. Oh, fuck. And then you

00:37:03.289 --> 00:37:05.989
just see the speedometer start going up, right?

00:37:06.050 --> 00:37:09.920
50 miles an hour. Oh, fuck. pedals going to the

00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:13.840
fucking floor 60 miles an hour oh fuck man i

00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.440
gotta maybe i can you know try and put it in

00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:18.880
this field fields go by you now you got trees

00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:21.420
on both side sides of you right there's no more

00:37:21.420 --> 00:37:24.019
fields that you can ditch it in right you're

00:37:24.019 --> 00:37:28.860
at 75 miles an hour oh fuck oh fuck oh my fucking

00:37:28.860 --> 00:37:32.199
god right speedometer's 80 miles an hour you're

00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:33.880
coming down you see an intersection ahead of

00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:36.239
you oh my fucking god the people in the back

00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.630
are like What the hell is he yelling about? What

00:37:38.630 --> 00:37:40.909
is going on? They're peeking out the windows.

00:37:41.030 --> 00:37:42.750
They got their hands on the window, face pressed

00:37:42.750 --> 00:37:44.469
against the glass. They're trying to look out

00:37:44.469 --> 00:37:46.929
through the tinted windows. They just see trees

00:37:46.929 --> 00:37:50.150
whipping by. Oh, my fucking God. They're looking

00:37:50.150 --> 00:37:52.989
out on both sides of the fucking limo. They're

00:37:52.989 --> 00:37:54.949
coming down through the intersection. The guy's

00:37:54.949 --> 00:37:59.690
like, oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.

00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:02.639
he's screaming they're in the back trying to

00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:04.320
text their fucking family they're like oh my

00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.840
god the fucking limo driver's going insane he's

00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:09.340
going crazy they're staring out the side of the

00:38:09.340 --> 00:38:12.440
limo they can't see what's ahead you know yeah

00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:15.679
this guy is fucking so scared his fucking hand

00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.860
is fucking vibrating right and shaking his legs

00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:21.559
are fucking shaking he's fucking screaming and

00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:23.760
he's just starting to white out dude because

00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:26.000
he just sees his life flashing before his eyes

00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.550
he sees people in the parking lot And he's thinking

00:38:28.550 --> 00:38:30.969
in his head, get out of the fucking way. Get

00:38:30.969 --> 00:38:34.110
out of the fucking way. And he's coming through

00:38:34.110 --> 00:38:36.949
the intersection. Boom. He hits somebody at 90

00:38:36.949 --> 00:38:39.269
miles an hour. Dude, can you imagine just right

00:38:39.269 --> 00:38:41.469
there what's going through this guy's fucking

00:38:41.469 --> 00:38:43.409
head? He just barreled through an intersection

00:38:43.409 --> 00:38:46.530
and pinned a guy at 90 miles an hour with a fucking

00:38:46.530 --> 00:38:49.829
limousine. So right there he's thinking, oh,

00:38:49.869 --> 00:38:52.630
my God, my life is over. My fucking life is over.

00:38:52.690 --> 00:38:55.469
Little does he know. He's going off a fucking

00:38:55.469 --> 00:38:58.989
ravine into a creek, right? He goes off the ravine,

00:38:58.989 --> 00:39:01.510
right? He smashes through the fucking trees.

00:39:01.829 --> 00:39:03.730
He's hoping to God something's going to fucking

00:39:03.730 --> 00:39:05.650
save him. They're in the back. They still don't

00:39:05.650 --> 00:39:06.949
know what's going on. They just heard a loud

00:39:06.949 --> 00:39:10.000
thud in the front. He goes off the fucking ravine

00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:12.860
into the fucking trees. The branches come through

00:39:12.860 --> 00:39:15.780
the fucking windshield, rip his fucking arm off,

00:39:15.860 --> 00:39:18.420
goes into the back of the limousine and skewers

00:39:18.420 --> 00:39:21.460
everybody like a fucking shish kebab. And they're

00:39:21.460 --> 00:39:23.320
just sitting there. Some of them are still alive

00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:24.780
and they're bleeding out and they're looking

00:39:24.780 --> 00:39:27.519
at each other all fucking skewered on the fucking

00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:31.690
tree. This is too much. This is quite the story,

00:39:31.750 --> 00:39:36.429
Dan. Don't stop. Skewered on the fucking trees,

00:39:36.530 --> 00:39:39.070
dude. Bleeding out and they just see the fucking

00:39:39.070 --> 00:39:42.369
blood with every heartbeat just squirting out

00:39:42.369 --> 00:39:44.210
of their fucking arteries, right? All over their

00:39:44.210 --> 00:39:48.590
fucking friends and like, oh my God! Oh my God!

00:39:49.010 --> 00:39:51.690
Dude, and then think about this. Some of the

00:39:51.690 --> 00:39:53.929
people got shot right to the front 90 miles an

00:39:53.929 --> 00:39:56.630
hour. That little barrier in between the driver

00:39:56.630 --> 00:39:59.510
and the people in the back. Fucking, they just

00:39:59.510 --> 00:40:02.269
fucking face planted against that dude. So imagine

00:40:02.269 --> 00:40:04.809
just being your skewered, right? You're still,

00:40:04.869 --> 00:40:06.750
your heart's still pumping. You're just watching

00:40:06.750 --> 00:40:09.590
yourself bleed out and you see your friends fucking

00:40:09.590 --> 00:40:12.670
just smushed into that fucking, that front panel.

00:40:12.710 --> 00:40:15.949
And you're a human shish kebab with like 10 other

00:40:15.949 --> 00:40:19.489
people. Dude, what a fucking mess. Jesus. Holy

00:40:19.489 --> 00:40:22.369
fuck. Damn. I'd probably get to that fucking

00:40:22.369 --> 00:40:24.789
MCI and just vomit. I might have to put a graphic

00:40:24.789 --> 00:40:27.769
content warning on this episode. Don't think

00:40:27.769 --> 00:40:30.789
I'd say on that. Is this disrespectful? Oh, I'm

00:40:30.789 --> 00:40:32.510
just trying to paint a picture. I didn't know

00:40:32.510 --> 00:40:35.309
anybody there. Damn, they're already dead. All

00:40:35.309 --> 00:40:39.050
right. You know, only have to say is you just

00:40:39.050 --> 00:40:40.730
open the door of the limo. I'm sure that was

00:40:40.730 --> 00:40:43.130
just blood just pours out into the river. Turns

00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:44.869
the fucking water red. That sounded a little

00:40:44.869 --> 00:40:48.250
embellished, but how hot were those kids? Jesus

00:40:48.250 --> 00:40:57.070
fuck, dude. The recurring theme. But no, dude,

00:40:57.150 --> 00:41:00.150
that was like a fucking plane crash. And I did

00:41:00.150 --> 00:41:03.449
actually hear that people had been impaled by

00:41:03.449 --> 00:41:06.389
tree branches in the back. I was wondering how

00:41:06.389 --> 00:41:09.989
people got so mutilated in the back of a limousine.

00:41:10.190 --> 00:41:13.869
Yeah. No seatbelts either. Well, once you get

00:41:13.869 --> 00:41:17.170
past that little barrier between the driver and

00:41:17.170 --> 00:41:22.230
the passengers, there's nothing. Yeah. Yeah,

00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:26.170
it's fucking brutal. Yeah. Damn, I was, like,

00:41:26.230 --> 00:41:29.190
watching, like, videos about, like, medieval

00:41:29.190 --> 00:41:31.829
torture methods and, like, execution methods.

00:41:31.909 --> 00:41:37.010
Like, worst death methods back in the day. And

00:41:37.010 --> 00:41:39.469
it was fucking crazy, like, what people can do

00:41:39.469 --> 00:41:42.670
to other people. Like, fucking boiling people

00:41:42.670 --> 00:41:45.369
alive. Yeah. Or, like, your fucking skin melts.

00:41:45.610 --> 00:41:48.590
And then, like, your bones start melting. Jesus.

00:41:48.710 --> 00:41:51.469
One of the funniest parts might be, like, when

00:41:51.469 --> 00:41:54.119
they have the witch thing going on. Like, Salem,

00:41:54.300 --> 00:41:58.559
even before that. They would put you in, like,

00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:02.800
a... They, like, down you in a lake. Like, well,

00:42:02.900 --> 00:42:06.300
if they live, they're a witch. If not, they're

00:42:06.300 --> 00:42:10.539
not. Right. It's like... Like, they, like, drop

00:42:10.539 --> 00:42:14.400
you in a bath of boiling water. Like, if they

00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:18.360
die, they're fucking, you know, free. If not,

00:42:18.460 --> 00:42:22.550
they're a witch. I'm fucked up. But you ever

00:42:22.550 --> 00:42:26.530
watch the... Fuck, what was the name of it? I

00:42:26.530 --> 00:42:28.369
went to look it up. I don't think it was Monster,

00:42:28.650 --> 00:42:35.630
but there was a Christian revolt. Hang on. Phil

00:42:35.630 --> 00:42:42.429
Buffer. I'm going to look up for this. Dinner.

00:42:46.329 --> 00:42:48.789
Jeff, how do you feel? I called you Jeff for

00:42:48.789 --> 00:42:53.329
some reason. Jeff. Dan, how do you feel about

00:42:53.329 --> 00:42:58.469
basically the Republican Party defending Trump

00:42:58.469 --> 00:43:01.510
pardoning Maxwell and Trump with the Epstein

00:43:01.510 --> 00:43:06.070
thing? Well, what I think, dude, is I think everybody

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:08.590
wants these cookie -cutter things in life. They

00:43:08.590 --> 00:43:11.769
want this person that's just perfect in every

00:43:11.769 --> 00:43:14.269
regard, right? And we want that guy to be president.

00:43:14.889 --> 00:43:18.610
But that guy doesn't exist. Right? You just want

00:43:18.610 --> 00:43:20.929
somebody that's... So you're saying Trump's not

00:43:20.929 --> 00:43:22.409
perfect is what you're saying? I'm saying he's

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:25.610
not perfect. And we're just looking for perfect

00:43:25.610 --> 00:43:28.230
people. There's a difference between being not

00:43:28.230 --> 00:43:32.670
perfect and being a felon. Okay. Well... And

00:43:32.670 --> 00:43:35.730
a child molester. Was he convicted? He wasn't

00:43:35.730 --> 00:43:37.619
convicted of any of that. He wasn't convicted.

00:43:37.820 --> 00:43:40.119
He's not going to be convicted of this Epstein

00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:42.039
thing because he's going to fucking pardon Maxwell

00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:44.320
and she's going to say, oh, he didn't. He wasn't

00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:46.860
there. Right. The justice system is working.

00:43:47.340 --> 00:43:51.059
That's how it works. No, it's not. Yeah, it is.

00:43:51.059 --> 00:43:52.679
How is it working? That's how it works. You guys

00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:55.300
ready? He's getting off. If you have power, you

00:43:55.300 --> 00:43:57.699
get off of everything. He's getting away with

00:43:57.699 --> 00:43:59.679
his crimes. That's fine. You don't know what

00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:02.340
crimes there were. He said that's fine. Do you

00:44:02.340 --> 00:44:04.599
guys want me to offshoot something really interesting?

00:44:04.860 --> 00:44:09.710
Yeah. Of course. So. Do you guys know what anti

00:44:09.710 --> 00:44:13.630
-Baptists are? What? Anti -Baptists? I've heard

00:44:13.630 --> 00:44:16.650
of it. Anti -Baptists? Like the religion? Yeah.

00:44:17.090 --> 00:44:19.590
So they're against Baptists? No. They're like

00:44:19.590 --> 00:44:22.110
Satanists? No, they're not Satanists. Jesus Christ,

00:44:22.190 --> 00:44:23.530
neither one of you guys know what the fuck it

00:44:23.530 --> 00:44:31.889
is. They're basically the precursors of Mennonites

00:44:31.889 --> 00:44:37.090
and Amish, right? But in Europe. So we're talking

00:44:37.090 --> 00:44:40.489
about the... 14th century, right? So it's about

00:44:40.489 --> 00:44:47.170
1500s. In the city of Munster in Germany, Anabaptists

00:44:47.170 --> 00:44:50.690
weren't like that well known yet. The big thing

00:44:50.690 --> 00:44:54.429
in Christianity was like Catholicism, which was

00:44:54.429 --> 00:44:58.889
like power, money, everything delves in the church.

00:44:59.590 --> 00:45:03.889
This is when we started seeing sex kind of break

00:45:03.889 --> 00:45:06.599
off of that. Of like, well, we believe in Christianity,

00:45:06.820 --> 00:45:08.739
but why do we have to pay all our money to the

00:45:08.739 --> 00:45:11.400
church? Why do we have to delve all the power

00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:14.900
to the Pope, right? We've seen things like Martin

00:45:14.900 --> 00:45:18.239
Luther, right? And shit like that. The Protestant

00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:22.320
reforms, all that, okay? So we got a city in

00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:28.119
Munster in Germany, which, you know, is almost

00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.380
like a powder keg because they're like, well,

00:45:30.619 --> 00:45:34.280
why the fuck does Italy run our lives? We're

00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:39.199
in Germany, right? And we see some people kind

00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:42.059
of just show up and say, hey, here's this Anabaptist

00:45:42.059 --> 00:45:46.260
shit, right? You don't need it. Like, here's

00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:49.340
how to read the Bible. Here's a Bible. It's in

00:45:49.340 --> 00:45:52.360
Germanic language. You can read it. We can all

00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:54.840
read it. Now you know what the Bible says. That

00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:56.880
was the big thing about the Martin Luther reforms

00:45:56.880 --> 00:46:00.300
was the Catholic Church was just kind of preaching

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.679
things. Yeah, they do that a lot. Right. They

00:46:03.679 --> 00:46:06.119
were just kind of preaching random things. And

00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:09.539
Martin Luther, fucking with the printing press,

00:46:09.739 --> 00:46:13.079
just all these Bibles and languages people can

00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:17.539
understand. They said, wait a minute. Everything

00:46:17.539 --> 00:46:20.320
they've been telling us in the Catholic Church

00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:23.239
has nothing to do with this fucking book that

00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:28.820
we can now read, right? So. Anyways, as we go

00:46:28.820 --> 00:46:32.920
further on. You're so late on in life. Jesus,

00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:44.179
I got the burps. You got this Germanic city of

00:46:44.179 --> 00:46:55.480
Munster. Fuck. Hang on. History with Kyle. Drunk

00:46:55.480 --> 00:47:03.849
history, actually. Jesus Christ, man. Get it

00:47:03.849 --> 00:47:13.030
out. I got some gas X. I need it. So, uh, fuck.

00:47:18.190 --> 00:47:21.190
It's okay. You know, yesterday, I think yesterday

00:47:21.190 --> 00:47:25.829
was the switch top. Yeah. Yesterday was the anniversary

00:47:25.829 --> 00:47:29.650
of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima. Really?

00:47:30.090 --> 00:47:32.389
Yeah, on August 2nd. And they deserved it. Of,

00:47:32.469 --> 00:47:37.469
what is that, 80 years? Yeah. Yep. That was unfortunate

00:47:37.469 --> 00:47:39.469
that that had to happen, but I think it had to

00:47:39.469 --> 00:47:42.349
happen. No, they deserved it. Yeah, they were

00:47:42.349 --> 00:47:45.849
pretty... The rape of Nanking. Yeah, the Japanese

00:47:45.849 --> 00:47:51.449
were fucked up. No, I think, I really think Harry

00:47:51.449 --> 00:47:54.090
Truman... But now look at him. Fucking make the

00:47:54.090 --> 00:47:57.250
best cartoon porn in cars in the world. It's

00:47:57.250 --> 00:48:00.170
pretty good. It's a pretty good trade -off. Make

00:48:00.170 --> 00:48:03.409
best sex robots. Dude, the Japanese make some

00:48:03.409 --> 00:48:06.489
good shit, man. Damn. Are you going to get a

00:48:06.489 --> 00:48:11.010
sex robot? Yes. Yes, dude. Are you kidding me?

00:48:11.710 --> 00:48:13.650
I'm going to wait, though, until they come out

00:48:13.650 --> 00:48:15.309
with the models, until everybody has Neuralink,

00:48:15.389 --> 00:48:18.650
and you can plug it in so it knows what feels

00:48:18.650 --> 00:48:22.769
good to you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because

00:48:22.769 --> 00:48:25.369
it has feedback. It has neurofeedback. So it's

00:48:25.369 --> 00:48:28.059
like jerking you off. And it's like... you're

00:48:28.059 --> 00:48:30.880
like, oh, this feels good. And it knows how good

00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:32.860
it feels. So it just keeps hitting the right

00:48:32.860 --> 00:48:34.820
spots. People aren't even going to reproduce

00:48:34.820 --> 00:48:37.059
anymore because they're just going to have fucking

00:48:37.059 --> 00:48:41.320
sex with robots. And then they're just with a

00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:43.800
fucking robot that they can just shut off. I

00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:45.960
don't think we need that many people. I think

00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:49.559
the things we perceive as problems are actually

00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:52.219
natural negative feedback mechanisms, right?

00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:55.880
So it's like, you know, like in your body, like

00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:58.860
when... Your body temperature starts to go up.

00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:01.579
Your like hypothalamus like regulates it back

00:49:01.579 --> 00:49:04.639
down. Right. And it's just like maintains homeostasis.

00:49:04.980 --> 00:49:08.139
Right. Or like, you know, whatever. Just like

00:49:08.139 --> 00:49:10.159
there's a lot of mechanisms in your body like

00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:14.820
that. So like human beings, we release all this

00:49:14.820 --> 00:49:18.579
fucking carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from

00:49:18.579 --> 00:49:21.980
burning fossil fuels. And maybe just like human

00:49:21.980 --> 00:49:25.380
civilization has gotten to that point like a

00:49:25.380 --> 00:49:28.849
hundred times in history. We think that the industrial

00:49:28.849 --> 00:49:32.670
revolution and all this shit is new. We're the

00:49:32.670 --> 00:49:34.849
first ones that have done it. When in reality,

00:49:34.989 --> 00:49:38.929
this has happened hundreds of times. Why is there

00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:42.050
no evidence of fossils of it? Well, dude, I mean,

00:49:42.090 --> 00:49:44.590
we can't even drill that. The greater dry ass.

00:49:44.949 --> 00:49:47.809
We can't even drill that a couple miles down.

00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:52.909
It's the greater dry ass theory. Yeah, so what

00:49:52.909 --> 00:49:55.150
is that? Well, hold on. Let me finish this thought

00:49:55.150 --> 00:49:58.139
and then we'll get to that. So like, all right,

00:49:58.179 --> 00:50:00.219
so we say all global warming from all this release

00:50:00.219 --> 00:50:03.639
of carbon dioxide in fossil fuels, right? It's

00:50:03.639 --> 00:50:06.800
really bad. But eventually it starts to kill

00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:09.239
us off and human population decreases, right?

00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:13.219
Yeah. From like global warming. So that's the

00:50:13.219 --> 00:50:16.599
negative feedback mechanism, right? So that's

00:50:16.599 --> 00:50:18.860
nature's feedback mechanism to reduce the population.

00:50:19.139 --> 00:50:21.880
And not only that, like all these fucking plastics

00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:25.199
and shit, they're all estrogenic. So estrogen

00:50:25.199 --> 00:50:33.360
lowers fertility in males, right? It lowers humans'

00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:37.400
reproductive capabilities. How about glass bottles?

00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:41.739
No, glass bottles are fine. So it gets to this

00:50:41.739 --> 00:50:45.199
point where it naturally starts to, the more

00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:47.780
petroleum products we make, the more carbon dioxide

00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:50.880
we release in the atmosphere, the smaller the

00:50:50.880 --> 00:50:53.340
human population gets. Right. And then it just

00:50:53.340 --> 00:50:55.039
goes through cycles throughout history. Like

00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:57.159
and then eventually maybe even nuclear bombs

00:50:57.159 --> 00:50:59.019
are part of that. You think it's happened before?

00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.119
Like how long ago? I think we've gotten to a

00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:03.380
nuclear age multiple times, maybe even hundreds

00:51:03.380 --> 00:51:06.480
of times in history. Like within the last since

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.639
humans have evolved? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.

00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:14.360
I think we have we may have been to this point

00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:18.739
in history. Maybe not a hundred times, but many

00:51:18.739 --> 00:51:21.400
times before. And it's just repeating. Humans

00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.639
have been around for like 200 ,000 years, but

00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:27.199
there's no evidence that there was advanced society.

00:51:28.119 --> 00:51:31.360
Right, but you don't know how... That's where

00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:34.980
the younger dry -ass theory comes in. Yeah, let's

00:51:34.980 --> 00:51:38.179
hear about that. I'm going to try. I have power

00:51:38.179 --> 00:51:41.940
through his fucking hiccups. Dude, he's got hiccups.

00:51:42.260 --> 00:51:45.050
He's got gas. He's got... He's got everything

00:51:45.050 --> 00:51:47.090
going on, man. He's having a hard time over there.

00:51:47.969 --> 00:51:50.349
Basically, the Younger Dryas theory is that...

00:51:50.349 --> 00:51:57.829
I might have the years wrong, but... Fuck. Around

00:51:57.829 --> 00:52:04.849
250 ,000 years ago... Fuck. A comet hit the Earth

00:52:04.849 --> 00:52:13.329
and reset everything. Fuck! Damn. And reset everything.

00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:17.239
So there's a guy, Graham Hancock, that believes

00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:21.440
that his whole theory is that there were advanced

00:52:21.440 --> 00:52:26.260
civilizations before us. And, you know, some

00:52:26.260 --> 00:52:30.420
catastrophic event happened. Reset everything.

00:52:30.579 --> 00:52:34.960
So one of his books is, I think it's called The

00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:38.900
Magicians of the Gods or something. That basically

00:52:38.900 --> 00:52:43.510
there was a handful of people left. from the

00:52:43.510 --> 00:52:48.489
higher civilization that lived through the thing

00:52:48.489 --> 00:52:53.829
and kind of passed along knowledge of how to

00:52:53.829 --> 00:52:58.690
recreate society. And it kind of goes along with

00:52:58.690 --> 00:53:02.150
what you were saying, is that maybe there's cycles

00:53:02.150 --> 00:53:08.329
of these advanced things happening. There's evidence,

00:53:08.630 --> 00:53:13.369
like positive evidence of this. Younger Dryas

00:53:13.369 --> 00:53:18.510
theory. Basically comets hitting the earth. Plenty

00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:26.030
of evidence, right, of it happening. But the

00:53:26.030 --> 00:53:29.610
hard part is, is there evidence of advanced civilization

00:53:29.610 --> 00:53:33.909
before it? Somewhat. We're talking about Golbekli,

00:53:33.909 --> 00:53:39.079
Tapali. There's another spot in India. But, you

00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:40.300
know, it's something that you can watch with

00:53:40.300 --> 00:53:43.500
Graham Hancock as he researches this. And that

00:53:43.500 --> 00:53:46.699
theory... Jesus Christ. That theory... You know

00:53:46.699 --> 00:53:49.699
what might help you real quick? You got smelling

00:53:49.699 --> 00:53:54.719
salts? Yeah. There we go. Just do it. Just do

00:53:54.719 --> 00:54:02.360
it. Right up to your nose. Give me another one.

00:54:06.139 --> 00:54:08.119
That might actually... Two in a row. Wow. I want

00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:09.820
two in a row. I've never... Nobody's ever done

00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:12.659
that. I do it all the time. Two in a row? Yeah.

00:54:14.099 --> 00:54:21.019
That might actually get rid of him. Oh, my God.

00:54:21.219 --> 00:54:27.400
Three fucking times. Are you all right? Jesus

00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:32.659
fucking Christ. We have that. But anyways, so...

00:54:34.219 --> 00:54:37.219
The whole idea with Graham Hancock. That helped.

00:54:37.460 --> 00:54:40.179
Yeah, I bet it did. Dude, they're not even there

00:54:40.179 --> 00:54:43.539
anymore. Really? Yeah, I swear to God. You could

00:54:43.539 --> 00:54:47.880
feel my diaphragm. We might have come up with

00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:49.920
something. Yeah. Cure for handcuffs. That helped.

00:54:50.780 --> 00:54:54.219
Wow. So, yeah, no, but Graham Hancock believes

00:54:54.219 --> 00:54:57.820
in there were advanced civilizations before us.

00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.610
The issue is with the retards. Is that they talk

00:55:01.610 --> 00:55:05.449
about, you know, fucking Wi -Fi pyramid. Well,

00:55:05.489 --> 00:55:08.849
you know, Graham is looking at it at a sense

00:55:08.849 --> 00:55:13.250
of there were not necessarily like, you know,

00:55:13.250 --> 00:55:16.610
we're sitting here. We have Wi -Fi, whatever.

00:55:16.949 --> 00:55:19.570
He's looking at the fact that these were advanced

00:55:19.570 --> 00:55:22.289
civilizations that were able to feed themselves,

00:55:22.590 --> 00:55:25.130
whatever, you know, do all this sorts of shit.

00:55:25.849 --> 00:55:29.929
Do they have nuclear bombs? You know what? It's

00:55:29.929 --> 00:55:33.989
tough to tell. This Younger Dryas theory, which

00:55:33.989 --> 00:55:39.750
is proven to have happened. Again, some historians

00:55:39.750 --> 00:55:44.889
equate the Younger Dryas to be what killed the

00:55:44.889 --> 00:55:49.710
dinosaurs. But it's hard to tell whether or not

00:55:49.710 --> 00:55:54.090
that's what killed maybe advanced human civilizations

00:55:54.090 --> 00:55:59.929
before us. Buildings? That's where the issue,

00:56:00.110 --> 00:56:02.969
but that's the thing. You ever heard of Golbekli

00:56:02.969 --> 00:56:09.030
Dapli? No. So there is a civilization way before

00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:11.769
the dinosaurs were even thought to exist. Of

00:56:11.769 --> 00:56:15.210
humans? Mm -hmm. You're saying humans existed

00:56:15.210 --> 00:56:20.050
before dinosaurs? Casey, look it up. I'm not

00:56:20.050 --> 00:56:23.469
kidding with you. What? This is like a 2 million

00:56:23.469 --> 00:56:27.199
year old civilization. What was it called? That

00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:30.559
was underground. Gobekli Tepli. It's in Turkey.

00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:34.099
And you know what happened after it got excavated,

00:56:34.179 --> 00:56:36.940
right? People want to start doing research on

00:56:36.940 --> 00:56:40.019
it. The Turkish government put a kibosh on it.

00:56:40.519 --> 00:56:44.219
It was inhabited from around 9 ,500 B .C. to

00:56:44.219 --> 00:56:47.599
8 ,000 B .C. There you go. So maybe not two million

00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:49.440
years ago. Maybe not two million years ago. The

00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:52.820
dinosaurs were 65 million years ago. No, but

00:56:52.820 --> 00:56:55.539
what I'm saying is, like, I mean, that's... So

00:56:55.539 --> 00:56:59.639
what we know of, and I may be wrong on numbers,

00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:02.099
but I believe what they say is like civilization

00:57:02.099 --> 00:57:07.800
started about around, I think, 600 BC. What if

00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:10.079
dinosaurs had civilizations and they were just

00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:12.519
advanced? Yeah, they were living in there, Casey.

00:57:12.699 --> 00:57:15.300
Yeah. You know what I believe, actually, with

00:57:15.300 --> 00:57:17.679
dinosaurs? They all had feathers. I think they're

00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:20.039
all birds. I agree. Yeah. I agree with that.

00:57:20.039 --> 00:57:22.019
It makes sense, right? That's not even a hot

00:57:22.019 --> 00:57:26.340
take. No. They look like birds. Yeah. So I was

00:57:26.340 --> 00:57:27.639
looking this up a little while back, and they

00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:31.500
say that some dinosaurs, they did find fossils

00:57:31.500 --> 00:57:34.719
of feathers, but some of them, they didn't. They

00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:38.699
found scales. So they're pretty sure that they

00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:41.300
didn't have feathers, but some of them did. I

00:57:41.300 --> 00:57:44.760
bet you some had feathers. Some were reptilian.

00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:48.480
Well, they're direct. Scales and shit. They're

00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:50.460
direct descendants. Birds are direct descendants

00:57:50.460 --> 00:57:53.590
of dinosaurs. They just look the same. But back

00:57:53.590 --> 00:57:57.230
to Gobekli Tepe, right? Yeah, I'm on the Wikipedia.

00:57:57.230 --> 00:57:59.889
That's not the oldest civilization. They found

00:57:59.889 --> 00:58:03.469
another one in India, and they found another

00:58:03.469 --> 00:58:06.170
one in South America. The issue with some of

00:58:06.170 --> 00:58:11.170
these places is that the governments, right,

00:58:11.349 --> 00:58:13.710
is they're not just going to willingly let you

00:58:13.710 --> 00:58:17.010
walk in there and excavate shit. They're not

00:58:17.010 --> 00:58:19.760
going to. especially South America. And then

00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:22.500
you got to remember back in those times as Pangea,

00:58:22.500 --> 00:58:25.039
right? When everything, all the continents were

00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:30.400
one. And I mean, to say that we're the first

00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:32.920
advanced civilizations, it's just, I don't believe

00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:37.079
it to be true. I agree. One of the great things

00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:41.519
to do is obviously got magicians to the gods,

00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:45.960
which is one. of the graham hancock books and

00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:48.860
a lot of people discount graham hancock because

00:58:48.860 --> 00:58:53.300
he does get a little bit um over i don't know

00:58:53.300 --> 00:58:55.039
what the word is here but he gets over his wares

00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:58.539
right he's been on joe rogan like five or six

00:58:58.539 --> 00:59:01.179
times i've seen him yeah the old guy yeah and

00:59:01.179 --> 00:59:03.559
he also has got like a british accent yeah yep

00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:06.119
yep he's got two seasons on netflix now too it's

00:59:06.119 --> 00:59:09.690
called the ancient apocalypse oh shit um But

00:59:09.690 --> 00:59:11.070
I think a lot of those you got to take with a

00:59:11.070 --> 00:59:13.869
grain of salt. Just watching. There's a lot of

00:59:13.869 --> 00:59:16.610
good information there. There's no way to prove

00:59:16.610 --> 00:59:19.969
this shit. That's the thing. What good does it

00:59:19.969 --> 00:59:23.829
do that we do prove it, right? I think we got

00:59:23.829 --> 00:59:28.469
to look at things like I think a lot of the conservative

00:59:28.469 --> 00:59:33.670
retards discount things like climate change.

00:59:34.380 --> 00:59:37.440
Yeah, Trump actually just shut down the last

00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:40.559
satellite that monitors climate change that we

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:43.800
have. We don't need that. The problem will take

00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:45.039
care of itself. That's like the Republican way

00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:46.820
of doing things. It's just when something's a

00:59:46.820 --> 00:59:49.860
problem, you just ignore it or deny it. But I

00:59:49.860 --> 00:59:54.780
think a lot of the liberal retards, right? I

00:59:54.780 --> 00:59:58.159
think they go too far. You got to take it both

00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.780
ways, bro. Right, right. I'm in the middle. I'm

01:00:00.780 --> 01:00:04.260
a centrist, baby. I am too. No, you're not. What

01:00:04.260 --> 01:00:07.260
the fuck are you talking about? I am, but Casey

01:00:07.260 --> 01:00:10.500
likes to throw me in a box. Oh, yeah. Because

01:00:10.500 --> 01:00:11.960
he wants to fuck around with me. When Trump got

01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:14.059
elected, he was all, oh, I'm on the Trump train,

01:00:14.139 --> 01:00:20.179
baby. Half of Trump's cabinet is all former Democrats.

01:00:20.460 --> 01:00:23.219
But what I'll say is like some of the liberal

01:00:23.219 --> 01:00:27.559
side of the media is they go too extreme. You

01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:31.579
know, like, fuck, there's a lot of, why do we

01:00:31.579 --> 01:00:35.929
need energy? Right? Why do we need energy? No,

01:00:35.969 --> 01:00:39.250
explain it to me. Go ahead. Why do we need it?

01:00:39.269 --> 01:00:41.849
This isn't an argumentative point, but I'm trying

01:00:41.849 --> 01:00:45.190
to expand on this. Go ahead. Okay, like in what

01:00:45.190 --> 01:00:47.909
form of energy? What do we need energy? What

01:00:47.909 --> 01:00:51.510
do we use for energy right now? Are you talking

01:00:51.510 --> 01:00:53.429
about fossil fuels? Yeah, we're talking about

01:00:53.429 --> 01:00:55.949
fossil fuels. Fossil fuels is the major point,

01:00:56.030 --> 01:00:58.969
right? Wind? We're not using wind that great.

01:00:59.230 --> 01:01:02.550
Water? We're not using water. Water is one of

01:01:02.550 --> 01:01:04.570
them. Actually, you want to have that conversation.

01:01:04.849 --> 01:01:08.670
Water is one of the most harmful. No. No, especially

01:01:08.670 --> 01:01:10.769
out west. Yeah. Because you know what happens

01:01:10.769 --> 01:01:13.590
when you put a dam up? What? You block off the

01:01:13.590 --> 01:01:19.489
migratory paths of fish. Fuck them, dude. Fuck

01:01:19.489 --> 01:01:21.730
fish. Dude, it's not fuck. No, but it's not fuck.

01:01:22.349 --> 01:01:25.489
Right outside our door right here, the federal

01:01:25.489 --> 01:01:30.659
dam in Troy, that is a natural barrier. You know,

01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:33.139
the stripers and the herring, everything. They

01:01:33.139 --> 01:01:35.179
can't go past that. Because even if that dam

01:01:35.179 --> 01:01:36.739
wasn't there, it would be waterfalls, right?

01:01:37.860 --> 01:01:41.139
Which is okay. And we have a great fishery right

01:01:41.139 --> 01:01:44.559
here. And a lot of the nature is, you know, doing

01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:47.599
whatever it is. Go out west, though. They're

01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:52.039
putting dams, multiple spots. And they're not

01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.199
efficient. They're not getting good enough energy

01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:56.579
to, you know, produce for the towns, things like

01:01:56.579 --> 01:01:58.320
that. But what they're doing is they're killing

01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:01.960
off salmon. And, you know, it's easy to say fuck

01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:06.239
them, don't care, when you don't enjoy nature's

01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:09.139
resources. Yeah. There's a lot of people out

01:02:09.139 --> 01:02:12.059
there that maybe fly fish. Like, those salmon

01:02:12.059 --> 01:02:14.579
are very important. Yeah. You know? Give the

01:02:14.579 --> 01:02:18.429
salmon two beers. And a blanket. And a blanket.

01:02:19.389 --> 01:02:22.449
And something to eat, Casey. Don't fucking fuck

01:02:22.449 --> 01:02:27.090
up my presidential speech. No, I can't. So kind

01:02:27.090 --> 01:02:29.070
of along like what you're saying. But basically,

01:02:29.750 --> 01:02:34.670
the rivers that we have dammed out here are either

01:02:34.670 --> 01:02:36.750
dammed because of locks, like the Erie Canal

01:02:36.750 --> 01:02:42.230
and the Champlain Canal, because there was natural

01:02:42.230 --> 01:02:46.460
water barriers there, right? And we locked them

01:02:46.460 --> 01:02:49.280
off so that boats can keep going by. Or the federal

01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:52.500
dam, which is the power source for Green Island.

01:02:53.179 --> 01:02:55.619
There was already a water barrier there and they

01:02:55.619 --> 01:02:59.239
took advantage of it, right? Out west, they were

01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.900
like, well, we got five townships here, right?

01:03:02.599 --> 01:03:05.280
They could use some free power. Let's just put

01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:08.079
a fucking dam here. Harness the power of the

01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:11.380
river. There's no natural barrier like a waterfall

01:03:11.380 --> 01:03:14.820
or rapids. Is this the Mohawk? No, I'm talking

01:03:14.820 --> 01:03:18.239
about like Colorado. Oh, yeah. Like the Hoover

01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:22.440
Dam. Right. That's not natural. No. Every dam.

01:03:22.579 --> 01:03:26.119
I mean, I could be wrong. Some asshole from fucking

01:03:26.119 --> 01:03:29.940
Germany is going to be like, the Lock 7 is not

01:03:29.940 --> 01:03:32.360
a natural dam. I don't even know the point of

01:03:32.360 --> 01:03:36.119
dams. Well, no. So out here, like in the Hudson

01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:39.530
and the Mohawk, those are waterfalls. They used

01:03:39.530 --> 01:03:43.070
to be water like or rapids, whatever. Someplace

01:03:43.070 --> 01:03:45.389
a boat couldn't get through. Yeah. Right. So

01:03:45.389 --> 01:03:48.429
they build a dam to keep the water flow normal.

01:03:48.590 --> 01:03:52.230
And they put a lock so that you can go in with

01:03:52.230 --> 01:03:57.710
a boat and then bring up to the obviously that

01:03:57.710 --> 01:04:03.329
where the locks are for easy math. Right. Say

01:04:03.329 --> 01:04:08.349
above the dock is 10 feet above water. Below

01:04:08.349 --> 01:04:11.809
it is zero, so it's regular. There's a 10 -foot

01:04:11.809 --> 01:04:15.409
difference. Waterfall, rapids, whatever. So they

01:04:15.409 --> 01:04:19.710
put a dam in and then a lock so that you can

01:04:19.710 --> 01:04:23.250
bypass it. The Erie Canal is very important in

01:04:23.250 --> 01:04:30.010
the growth of America. There's still parts of

01:04:30.010 --> 01:04:34.050
it by my house. Right, and it's predated railroads.

01:04:34.650 --> 01:04:39.929
Everything was going by boat. But anyways, when

01:04:39.929 --> 01:04:43.969
you go out west in like, say, Colorado, Utah,

01:04:44.250 --> 01:04:48.489
Nevada, whatever, those aren't natural dams.

01:04:48.570 --> 01:04:53.250
They built dams to power cities, which is a good,

01:04:53.289 --> 01:04:56.590
in theory, water is a good way because water

01:04:56.590 --> 01:04:59.289
is going to keep pushing through, right? But

01:04:59.289 --> 01:05:01.969
the issue is they killed a lot of migratory species.

01:05:02.909 --> 01:05:05.170
And then, you know, then it's where people could

01:05:05.170 --> 01:05:08.340
talk about, well, Wind kills a lot of migratory

01:05:08.340 --> 01:05:12.260
birds. It does. And then they talk about solar.

01:05:12.380 --> 01:05:15.000
Well, it heats up the environment, causes more

01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:19.780
supercells, causes more humidity. It's tough

01:05:19.780 --> 01:05:22.519
to say. Like any more than roads, than blacktop?

01:05:22.559 --> 01:05:26.579
But listen, there's one form of energy that you

01:05:26.579 --> 01:05:32.639
can't really say is bad. I mean, there's obviously

01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:35.699
a major catastrophic thing, but... It's only

01:05:35.699 --> 01:05:37.840
happened twice in the lifetime of humans, right?

01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:41.199
You know what it is? Nuclear. Nuclear, exactly.

01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:42.719
Yeah, I've been watching that show, Chernobyl.

01:05:42.980 --> 01:05:50.119
But that's the thing. I think there's double

01:05:50.119 --> 01:05:54.139
-digit active nuclear sites in America, energy

01:05:54.139 --> 01:05:58.159
-wise. The only issue we ever had was Three Mile

01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:02.239
Island, and there wasn't a single death, and

01:06:02.239 --> 01:06:07.219
there wasn't a single... What's the word I'm

01:06:07.219 --> 01:06:09.699
looking for here? Like major health issue from

01:06:09.699 --> 01:06:12.300
that. That actually only happened because the

01:06:12.300 --> 01:06:15.699
Soviet government was so disorganized that they

01:06:15.699 --> 01:06:19.300
kept running the reactor. You're talking about

01:06:19.300 --> 01:06:21.980
Chernobyl. I'm talking about Three Mile Island

01:06:21.980 --> 01:06:26.599
in Pennsylvania. But yeah, Chernobyl, right.

01:06:26.800 --> 01:06:31.019
So that was just an obvious fail of communism.

01:06:34.380 --> 01:06:37.280
you want to make yourself look better in all

01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:39.900
facets and that's what it was was people were

01:06:39.900 --> 01:06:41.699
saying hey there's failures hey they're failures

01:06:41.699 --> 01:06:45.880
and people weren't willing to be like okay let's

01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:48.760
slow it down let's do whatever and yeah i think

01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:54.099
like the um the leader of that site got fucking

01:06:54.099 --> 01:06:57.400
snowballed in a way yeah definitely i mean he

01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:01.670
kind of gave like the okay for that Which is

01:07:01.670 --> 01:07:05.010
the ironic part. It was a safety test. The guy

01:07:05.010 --> 01:07:08.510
that's like the supervisor that was a dick? Yeah,

01:07:08.550 --> 01:07:10.849
and he actually kind of got snowballed. Because

01:07:10.849 --> 01:07:15.469
they... The whole government blamed it on him.

01:07:16.050 --> 01:07:20.610
And he was just looking for a raise. He did what

01:07:20.610 --> 01:07:23.150
they told him to do, like the test that they

01:07:23.150 --> 01:07:26.550
told him to do, right? But he was like, the readings

01:07:26.550 --> 01:07:28.210
were fucked up, and he was like, do it anyway.

01:07:28.550 --> 01:07:30.030
Yeah, when it looked like it was going to fail,

01:07:30.110 --> 01:07:32.989
he said, just keep it going, kind of thing. Like,

01:07:32.989 --> 01:07:34.590
just fucking doing it. And then he didn't even

01:07:34.590 --> 01:07:37.309
believe it. Somebody told him the reactor blew

01:07:37.309 --> 01:07:40.309
up, and he was like, no, it didn't. But at that

01:07:40.309 --> 01:07:46.969
point, they were too far gone. Because the basic

01:07:46.969 --> 01:07:51.480
part of... So the failure of that nuclear reactor

01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:56.559
was nobody knew how reactive graphite was. They

01:07:56.559 --> 01:08:00.400
use graphite as like a way to absorb atoms, right?

01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:03.420
Yeah, to slow down the reactor. Right. But what

01:08:03.420 --> 01:08:07.539
they found was with heat, which is what that

01:08:07.539 --> 01:08:09.760
was the issue. That's what the test they were

01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:15.119
performing was. If we had no water, how could

01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:20.899
we stop the reactor? Everybody in that reactor

01:08:20.899 --> 01:08:25.479
was told, well, graphite negates nuclear reactions.

01:08:26.140 --> 01:08:31.100
The issue was with too much heat, graphite becomes

01:08:31.100 --> 01:08:34.760
reactive in a nuclear sense, you know, in dumb

01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:39.699
terms, right? So they had a button, like a shutdown

01:08:39.699 --> 01:08:44.060
button. The shutdown button shoved all the graphite

01:08:44.060 --> 01:08:49.350
cores into this super hot. nuclear core and basically

01:08:49.350 --> 01:08:52.789
what it was was like when you introduce graphite

01:08:52.789 --> 01:08:57.510
into a hot nuclear core it just creates a massive

01:08:57.510 --> 01:09:01.409
reaction so they hit the button they basically

01:09:01.409 --> 01:09:04.710
said oh fuck like the guy that got snowballed

01:09:04.710 --> 01:09:07.970
in it was like uh oh things aren't looking good

01:09:07.970 --> 01:09:11.670
hit the button and that in his understanding

01:09:11.670 --> 01:09:14.449
in his training was like when we hit the button

01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.000
all right, we screwed up, but we'll figure it

01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:20.520
out. But they didn't know that graphite. But

01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:22.739
they hit the button. They shoved all the graphite

01:09:22.739 --> 01:09:26.539
in. Where was this? Chernobyl. It was actually

01:09:26.539 --> 01:09:29.739
in Ukraine, which obviously wasn't a country.

01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:32.020
You know, never has been a country. They weren't

01:09:32.020 --> 01:09:38.460
supposed to use graphite, but the Soviet Union

01:09:38.460 --> 01:09:40.920
was like, it's cheaper. Yeah, they cut costs.

01:09:41.119 --> 01:09:43.760
It was supposed to be something else. So basically,

01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:46.300
all this graphite gets shoved into this already

01:09:46.300 --> 01:09:48.720
super hot thing. Supposed to be like metal, like

01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:51.380
titanium or something. And all the graphite gets

01:09:51.380 --> 01:09:55.319
in there, and what happens is everything shuts

01:09:55.319 --> 01:09:58.920
down, and they go, whew, dodge a bullet there.

01:09:59.390 --> 01:10:02.609
But then the power levels just surge past what

01:10:02.609 --> 01:10:06.270
the reading can say, and they're like, what's

01:10:06.270 --> 01:10:07.829
going on? What's going on? Blah, blah, blah.

01:10:08.310 --> 01:10:12.569
Basically, imagine you have TNT, massive amounts

01:10:12.569 --> 01:10:15.289
of TNT, right? And then you have a bunch of,

01:10:15.310 --> 01:10:21.029
I don't know, fuses, right? And the reaction

01:10:21.029 --> 01:10:22.970
starts happening, and you go, you know what we're

01:10:22.970 --> 01:10:24.329
going to do? We're going to light all the fuses

01:10:24.329 --> 01:10:27.930
and then shove it into the TNT. And that's what

01:10:27.930 --> 01:10:32.289
they did. And so all the power immediately went

01:10:32.289 --> 01:10:35.609
away, and they went, okay, whew, thank God. We

01:10:35.609 --> 01:10:37.869
saved it. We shoved all the graphite into the

01:10:37.869 --> 01:10:40.869
core. Everything's good. Then the power levels

01:10:40.869 --> 01:10:44.930
just went fucking nuts. And that's when the explosion

01:10:44.930 --> 01:10:48.449
happened because all that graphite went in there

01:10:48.449 --> 01:10:52.130
and caused a greater chemical reaction, and the

01:10:52.130 --> 01:10:54.689
output of that chemical reaction became a massive

01:10:54.689 --> 01:10:59.220
explosion. And then the issue, they try to cover

01:10:59.220 --> 01:11:02.359
it up. First, they tried to send in three people,

01:11:02.460 --> 01:11:06.119
basically, that would sacrifice their lives to

01:11:06.119 --> 01:11:09.119
manually shut down the reactor, like pull the

01:11:09.119 --> 01:11:11.640
lever manually. Which was already completely

01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:13.979
destroyed. Were they volunteers or they got picked?

01:11:14.260 --> 01:11:17.260
They got picked. Yeah. The best part of that

01:11:17.260 --> 01:11:19.579
documentary was when they show up to the coal

01:11:19.579 --> 01:11:21.819
mine. They go, yeah, we need guys to dig below

01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:25.810
it. They all, like, fucking slap the guy's nice

01:11:25.810 --> 01:11:31.069
suit. They all get coal over it. But Chernobyl,

01:11:31.109 --> 01:11:34.890
it's interesting. They said if they didn't send

01:11:34.890 --> 01:11:37.609
those guys in to do that, then, like, Western

01:11:37.609 --> 01:11:40.550
Russia, Ukraine, like, Belarus, all these places

01:11:40.550 --> 01:11:42.670
in Eastern Europe would be uninhabitable for,

01:11:42.750 --> 01:11:44.470
like, hundreds of years. Really? Well, because

01:11:44.470 --> 01:11:47.329
of the groundwater. Yeah, they basically, they

01:11:47.329 --> 01:11:49.689
tunneled. So there's this thing called the elephant

01:11:49.689 --> 01:11:52.529
foot, right? Right, right. Because it looks like

01:11:52.529 --> 01:11:55.010
an elephant foot. but it's probably bigger than

01:11:55.010 --> 01:11:58.710
this basement. And it's radioactive material

01:11:58.710 --> 01:12:02.270
that basically, after the explosion, just kind

01:12:02.270 --> 01:12:07.050
of oozed its way through. And once the explosion

01:12:07.050 --> 01:12:11.430
happened, they couldn't, like, contain the airborne

01:12:11.430 --> 01:12:15.489
part. It definitely damaged a lot of, like, Ukraine,

01:12:15.609 --> 01:12:18.329
like what they would call Europe's breadbasket

01:12:18.329 --> 01:12:22.220
for a long time. The thing they were the most

01:12:22.220 --> 01:12:25.460
worried about was the groundwater was underneath

01:12:25.460 --> 01:12:28.819
all this radioactive material that I think the

01:12:28.819 --> 01:12:31.319
half -life was like half a million years ago.

01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:35.380
Wow. Yeah. Is this a documentary you saw? So

01:12:35.380 --> 01:12:38.239
there is a TV show called Chernobyl, which is

01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:40.579
really good. It's on HBO. It's like seven or

01:12:40.579 --> 01:12:46.399
eight years, which it follows a, I don't want

01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:48.500
to call him a chemist. He's some kind of scientist.

01:12:49.289 --> 01:12:54.010
It does this kind of shit, you know, but it's

01:12:54.010 --> 01:12:58.189
just like a drama TV series like that follows

01:12:58.189 --> 01:13:00.850
the whole. It's actually kind of cool. It follows

01:13:00.850 --> 01:13:07.350
like the guys that are in the reactor core, everything

01:13:07.350 --> 01:13:11.149
going on. That spurred me to then read books.

01:13:11.649 --> 01:13:14.850
I read three or four books about it. I then,

01:13:14.970 --> 01:13:17.050
you know, watch all sorts of videos, just try

01:13:17.050 --> 01:13:19.760
to figure out what's going on. The major issue

01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:25.560
with that particular incident was not what was

01:13:25.560 --> 01:13:27.560
going in the air, not what was going on around

01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:33.439
it, was that, like, nuclear contamination going

01:13:33.439 --> 01:13:37.619
into the groundwater. Because that was in such

01:13:37.619 --> 01:13:41.399
an important part of Ukraine that if it got in

01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:44.680
the groundwater, we're talking about it seeping

01:13:44.680 --> 01:13:47.819
into, like, most of Europe. almost all of europe

01:13:47.819 --> 01:13:52.359
the black sea which then gets into like the middle

01:13:52.359 --> 01:13:57.020
east northern africa i mean that like if those

01:13:57.020 --> 01:13:59.680
guys didn't sacrifice their life they literally

01:13:59.680 --> 01:14:02.840
all died i mean there was like close to 100 guys

01:14:02.840 --> 01:14:07.260
that just dug underneath this thing called the

01:14:07.260 --> 01:14:10.479
elephant's foot and then put a concrete encapsule

01:14:10.479 --> 01:14:13.079
around it if they didn't do that i mean we're

01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:17.400
talking about the world being half and uninhabitable

01:14:17.400 --> 01:14:21.600
wow and uh there's a hundred of them i mean there

01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:23.699
was probably it could be a little less little

01:14:23.699 --> 01:14:26.319
more i mean they went into a team yeah yeah they

01:14:26.319 --> 01:14:28.600
went into a coal mine and i mean this is soviet

01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:31.640
union they went into a coal mine and said hey

01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:35.920
you guys are doing this and they i mean they

01:14:35.920 --> 01:14:38.680
kind of dramatized it in the tv series where

01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:43.079
like the the lead guy goes what was the name

01:14:43.079 --> 01:14:45.789
of this tv series again chernobyl This is on

01:14:45.789 --> 01:14:50.850
HBO. Or Max, whatever it's called. It's a fantastic

01:14:50.850 --> 01:14:53.369
series. It's actually one of the highest rated

01:14:53.369 --> 01:14:58.890
series on IMDb. Out of all the series, it's like

01:14:58.890 --> 01:15:03.409
that, Game of Thrones. It's in the top five.

01:15:03.750 --> 01:15:06.170
And it's only six episodes, but you'll watch

01:15:06.170 --> 01:15:11.300
it and be like... Holy fuck. Like an hour. There

01:15:11.300 --> 01:15:14.520
was about the hospital where there was a nurse

01:15:14.520 --> 01:15:16.819
and she was like, do we have any iodine pills?

01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:18.520
And they're like, we don't stock iodine. What

01:15:18.520 --> 01:15:21.119
do we need that shit for? And then everybody

01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:25.439
came in with the third degree burn. I keep that

01:15:25.439 --> 01:15:29.060
shit in my backpack. Potassium iodide? I think

01:15:29.060 --> 01:15:33.090
one of the craziest parts is like in the first

01:15:33.090 --> 01:15:34.890
episode, they kind of like, it's real intense.

01:15:35.170 --> 01:15:38.029
It opens up, they're doing the safety test and

01:15:38.029 --> 01:15:41.609
everything. And like, they're like, they're in

01:15:41.609 --> 01:15:43.670
the control room. And all of a sudden you just

01:15:43.670 --> 01:15:48.289
hear like that loud. Cause they're like, Oh,

01:15:48.310 --> 01:15:51.069
the power is surging. The power is surging. Oh,

01:15:51.149 --> 01:15:53.449
there's no power left. We're at low levels. And

01:15:53.449 --> 01:15:57.510
all of a sudden it goes like, what was that?

01:15:58.109 --> 01:16:02.189
You know, like did no idea. And, uh, Then it

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:07.090
cuts to, like, just a family, like a wife and

01:16:07.090 --> 01:16:10.710
a husband in, you know, one of the Soviet apartment

01:16:10.710 --> 01:16:15.329
houses. And the phone rings and the fucking husband

01:16:15.329 --> 01:16:17.829
picks it up. Turns out he's a fireman, right?

01:16:18.569 --> 01:16:20.789
They're like, hey, you need to come to work.

01:16:20.869 --> 01:16:25.850
There's a fire at the Chernobyl roof or whatever.

01:16:26.470 --> 01:16:28.909
And this is the big one. Yeah. Well, the whole

01:16:28.909 --> 01:16:36.369
time, like, there's just like, there's such a

01:16:36.369 --> 01:16:40.390
nonchalant feel and the firemen are just like

01:16:40.390 --> 01:16:43.550
kind of putting water on it, whatever. And that's

01:16:43.550 --> 01:16:45.850
what they always do, right? Right. But the one,

01:16:45.949 --> 01:16:48.250
the one fireman takes, that's what they do, right?

01:16:48.810 --> 01:16:51.250
The one fireman takes his glove off and picks

01:16:51.250 --> 01:16:54.189
up this black block. And then he's just looking

01:16:54.189 --> 01:16:56.880
at it like, You know, whatever. And all of a

01:16:56.880 --> 01:16:59.819
sudden he goes, you know, and then it pans to

01:16:59.819 --> 01:17:02.020
somebody else. And then you hear somebody screaming.

01:17:02.260 --> 01:17:05.039
And it's that same fireman. And his whole hand

01:17:05.039 --> 01:17:08.640
is just burnt to a crisp. He starts, like, throwing

01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:12.840
up. Yeah, and he starts throwing up. And it turns

01:17:12.840 --> 01:17:15.279
out he's just grabbing the graphite, the radioactive

01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:18.100
graphite. Oh, shit. And then, yeah, it just gets

01:17:18.100 --> 01:17:20.619
intense from there. Like you said, there's scenes

01:17:20.619 --> 01:17:24.560
in the hospital where, like, this guy. I don't

01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:26.140
want to ruin it for you, but you're probably

01:17:26.140 --> 01:17:28.060
going to watch it. I'm not doing it justice.

01:17:28.579 --> 01:17:31.060
It's like the fireman that was in that apartment.

01:17:31.539 --> 01:17:35.319
He was one of the first there. They have no PPE

01:17:35.319 --> 01:17:42.300
or nothing. The wife winds up in the hospital

01:17:42.300 --> 01:17:45.579
with him. He doesn't look like a human anymore.

01:17:45.779 --> 01:17:51.180
He's just like a red skeleton. And she's pregnant

01:17:51.180 --> 01:17:53.199
or whatever. And they're like, you can't be here.

01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:56.500
because you're pregnant you know and blah blah

01:17:56.500 --> 01:18:01.899
blah and he's just laying there like like but

01:18:01.899 --> 01:18:05.119
like he was one of the first firemen in there

01:18:05.119 --> 01:18:09.640
and it it's just like if you know i i've done

01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:11.699
a lot of research in chernobyl like if you know

01:18:11.699 --> 01:18:13.779
anything about it like they did a lot of justice

01:18:13.779 --> 01:18:16.800
with a lot of things like in the first episode

01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:19.819
there's this thing called the bridge of ashes

01:18:19.819 --> 01:18:24.819
um there's a rail bridge that went over, you

01:18:24.819 --> 01:18:27.859
know, a rail system that went right into the

01:18:27.859 --> 01:18:31.239
Chernobyl reactor. The name of this town was,

01:18:31.359 --> 01:18:35.840
what was it? Pripyat or something like that.

01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:40.159
Pripyat. Pripyat. Pripyat. And so there's a,

01:18:40.319 --> 01:18:43.800
in Pripyat, which is like a mile and a half from

01:18:43.800 --> 01:18:46.619
the actual reactor. But that's the town where,

01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:48.560
in Soviet Union was like, when there's places

01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:53.000
to work, they would just build. or cities around

01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:55.500
that major place of work. And this is what it

01:18:55.500 --> 01:18:58.899
was. There's Chernobyl reactor, a bunch of block

01:18:58.899 --> 01:19:01.680
apartments, like, you know, 400 Central Avenues.

01:19:01.779 --> 01:19:04.180
There's like 10 of them around this place for

01:19:04.180 --> 01:19:07.100
people to live in to go to work. So this is what

01:19:07.100 --> 01:19:10.420
it is. And there's this bridge of ashes. So there's

01:19:10.420 --> 01:19:13.359
a rail system that goes in the Chernobyl reactor.

01:19:13.460 --> 01:19:16.880
It goes through Pripyat. But the bridge of ashes

01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:23.729
has all these... like frozen bodies on it because

01:19:23.729 --> 01:19:26.090
what happened was there's two explosions the

01:19:26.090 --> 01:19:29.770
first explosion happens everybody is like what

01:19:29.770 --> 01:19:32.069
the fuck's happening so the best way to see the

01:19:32.069 --> 01:19:35.130
reactor is through the the rail system because

01:19:35.130 --> 01:19:37.729
there's gonna be nothing in the way right the

01:19:37.729 --> 01:19:40.970
whole town goes on this rail bridge there's bridge

01:19:40.970 --> 01:19:44.289
it goes over the rail system and you can see

01:19:44.289 --> 01:19:47.189
the reactor's already blown up and there's this

01:19:47.189 --> 01:19:50.520
straight stream of light straight into the sky

01:19:50.520 --> 01:19:54.720
because because that's the fucking how radioactive

01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:58.960
this is wow yeah they're like they're in the

01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:01.020
helicopter and they're like fly over it like

01:20:01.020 --> 01:20:03.340
i want to see inside it well this was like the

01:20:03.340 --> 01:20:05.460
third day this is like the third day they flew

01:20:05.460 --> 01:20:08.100
over with a helicopter it's so radioactive the

01:20:08.100 --> 01:20:11.739
helicopter just broke really just straight down

01:20:11.739 --> 01:20:14.140
but this is like the first night as soon as it

01:20:14.140 --> 01:20:15.920
happened they're watching they're like there's

01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:17.640
this pillar of light that goes straight up right

01:20:18.140 --> 01:20:20.180
and they started saying you know this is the

01:20:20.180 --> 01:20:22.039
middle of summer they're like it started snowing

01:20:22.039 --> 01:20:24.920
they're like oh my god it started snowing but

01:20:24.920 --> 01:20:28.020
this is just radioactive material and they're

01:20:28.020 --> 01:20:30.600
all catching it and catching cancer like like

01:20:30.600 --> 01:20:35.180
that and then the second explosion happens and

01:20:35.180 --> 01:20:38.399
there's petrified bodies on that bridge it's

01:20:38.399 --> 01:20:41.579
i believe it's called like the bridge of what

01:20:41.579 --> 01:20:43.800
it's like the bridge of light or whatever there's

01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:46.479
petrified bodies they're still there right yeah

01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:50.619
of like women children families people just like

01:20:50.619 --> 01:20:53.899
enjoying like playing that's still there and

01:20:53.899 --> 01:20:57.340
they're petrified on the bridge yeah no way it's

01:20:57.340 --> 01:20:59.079
just one of the worst disasters in the human

01:20:59.079 --> 01:21:01.920
i mean the the reactor is still like yeah it's

01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:04.359
still active it's still active there's no way

01:21:04.359 --> 01:21:06.819
to contain it that's what so they went in and

01:21:06.819 --> 01:21:09.100
just poured a massive amount of concrete below

01:21:09.100 --> 01:21:12.520
it and then just put this massive concrete fucking

01:21:12.520 --> 01:21:17.489
like thing on top of this dude that's the thing

01:21:17.489 --> 01:21:19.609
like that's the cool part about Chernobyl on

01:21:19.609 --> 01:21:22.189
HBO is like you don't it's not necessarily like

01:21:22.189 --> 01:21:24.130
somebody just being like like me just being like

01:21:24.130 --> 01:21:27.989
yeah so then it exploded and then you know you

01:21:27.989 --> 01:21:32.130
actually like it there's no better series to

01:21:32.130 --> 01:21:34.989
show the actual human aspect of one of the worst

01:21:34.989 --> 01:21:39.390
disasters in history like showing people like

01:21:39.390 --> 01:21:44.069
it makes you understand what happens with communism

01:21:44.069 --> 01:21:49.029
is like You walk in to, like, the reactor, and

01:21:49.029 --> 01:21:51.069
they're like, all right, we need seven guys to

01:21:51.069 --> 01:21:55.369
go into this extremely dangerous thing and pull

01:21:55.369 --> 01:21:58.170
a valve. And they're like, okay. Speaking of,

01:21:58.229 --> 01:22:05.590
we keep a copy around. That was Eve's, right?

01:22:05.750 --> 01:22:08.170
Listen. Yeah. All I'm saying, like, Karl Marx

01:22:08.170 --> 01:22:11.609
had a good idea, but there's an easy way to make

01:22:11.609 --> 01:22:13.949
it to, like, power. You'll see it, dude. You'll

01:22:13.949 --> 01:22:16.520
see it in that. They'll walk in and be like,

01:22:16.619 --> 01:22:21.520
all right, so the government just came in. You

01:22:21.520 --> 01:22:25.060
guys got to pull these two switches. None of

01:22:25.060 --> 01:22:27.039
you guys are going to live. We need seven guys.

01:22:27.460 --> 01:22:30.260
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You

01:22:30.260 --> 01:22:33.119
guys are going to go pull the switches. Nobody

01:22:33.119 --> 01:22:37.800
will ever know who you are. Thank God for Soviet

01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:43.659
Russia. You'll see it, dude. It's very off -putting

01:22:43.659 --> 01:22:45.539
though because it had British accents for some

01:22:45.539 --> 01:22:47.939
reason. That's the one thing is like everybody

01:22:47.939 --> 01:22:54.399
had a British accent. But I mean it's fucking

01:22:54.399 --> 01:22:57.439
mental. And then it gets like the last episode

01:22:57.439 --> 01:23:00.460
is really intense because you watch the first

01:23:00.460 --> 01:23:03.640
episode and they show like the initial well like

01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:07.960
they show the disaster from when it exploded

01:23:07.960 --> 01:23:12.140
after. Basically it starts with like the main

01:23:12.140 --> 01:23:17.239
guy being like it'll be like boom the main guy's

01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:20.640
like what the fuck was that you know like the

01:23:20.640 --> 01:23:24.880
head supervisor um the last episode is like a

01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:27.739
court trial where they try to figure out whose

01:23:27.739 --> 01:23:32.079
fault it is and uh but then they go through from

01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:37.439
like the start of the experiment until it explodes

01:23:37.439 --> 01:23:40.619
and that's like the most intense part when essentially

01:23:40.619 --> 01:23:43.239
it's just the government's fault well that's

01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:45.939
what they find out like the whole point of this

01:23:45.939 --> 01:23:49.979
whole mini series is like you watch a scientist

01:23:49.979 --> 01:23:53.420
that isn't a part of the government but he knows

01:23:53.420 --> 01:23:56.819
a lot about you know nuclear reactors and shit

01:23:56.819 --> 01:24:00.460
and the whole part of the series is he finds

01:24:00.460 --> 01:24:03.159
out that that certain type of nuclear reactor

01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:06.829
they're using has a flaw in it which is the graphite

01:24:06.829 --> 01:24:09.890
tips, is that when you shove graphite into a

01:24:09.890 --> 01:24:16.390
hot reaction, it creates more heat, which intensifies

01:24:16.390 --> 01:24:19.390
the reaction, causes explosions. That's the whole

01:24:19.390 --> 01:24:23.710
point of the series is like, holy shit, this

01:24:23.710 --> 01:24:25.970
little fucking two inch graphite tip that we

01:24:25.970 --> 01:24:28.329
shove in because, and he says it in there, he

01:24:28.329 --> 01:24:30.510
goes, the only reason why we do this is because

01:24:30.510 --> 01:24:33.949
it costs less money. And that's the whole point

01:24:33.949 --> 01:24:36.609
of the Soviet government. And he goes, so we

01:24:36.609 --> 01:24:39.210
failed the whole country because it costs a couple

01:24:39.210 --> 01:24:41.710
thousand dollars less to put graphite tips on

01:24:41.710 --> 01:24:44.449
it instead of something else. Wow. Yeah. And

01:24:44.449 --> 01:24:48.050
he solves the whole problem. And he basically

01:24:48.050 --> 01:24:52.210
becomes a villain. And so he records the whole,

01:24:52.350 --> 01:24:55.529
at the end of it, he records the whole thing

01:24:55.529 --> 01:25:00.689
of him explaining the whole process. Sends it

01:25:00.689 --> 01:25:04.409
out to America or whatever. But it ends with

01:25:04.409 --> 01:25:07.970
him hanging himself. Damn. Yeah. Because he knows

01:25:07.970 --> 01:25:10.729
that the government's found out and he's going

01:25:10.729 --> 01:25:12.750
to become a villain. They're just going to kill

01:25:12.750 --> 01:25:15.770
him anyway. So he puts out the whole story about,

01:25:15.890 --> 01:25:21.010
and that's where everybody finds out. A lot of

01:25:21.010 --> 01:25:25.170
people say that the Chernobyl explosion was the

01:25:25.170 --> 01:25:27.829
fall, the actual fall of the Soviet Union. And

01:25:27.829 --> 01:25:31.699
you really feel it. where they go into depth

01:25:31.699 --> 01:25:33.800
with these meetings and shit like that and everybody's

01:25:33.800 --> 01:25:37.479
fighting. What year was Chernobyl? Was it 89?

01:25:37.600 --> 01:25:41.180
86. 86, yeah. It was late 80s. And then what?

01:25:41.239 --> 01:25:46.800
The Berlin Wall came down in... 89. 89. Yeah.

01:25:47.020 --> 01:25:49.600
But it's... I mean, it's one of the best series

01:25:49.600 --> 01:25:51.220
I've ever seen. Dude, I'm going to watch it tomorrow.

01:25:51.260 --> 01:25:53.180
I'm going to start it. Yeah, I think there's

01:25:53.180 --> 01:25:54.739
only six episodes. You know what I mean? You

01:25:54.739 --> 01:25:56.899
could probably, if you, like, binged it, you

01:25:56.899 --> 01:25:58.899
can get it done in a couple. But the thing is,

01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:01.979
though, it's heavy. I mean, if you are unemployed,

01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:04.039
you can get it done pretty quickly. I can get

01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:08.920
it done tomorrow. It's like, it's so heavy that,

01:26:08.960 --> 01:26:12.239
like, you might watch an episode and a half and

01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:16.260
be like, I need a break. Yeah. Like, they don't,

01:26:16.260 --> 01:26:20.380
on the gore and shit, like, they don't. Fucking

01:26:20.380 --> 01:26:22.899
settle down. It's there. It's raw. I'm going

01:26:22.899 --> 01:26:26.319
to finish it tomorrow. If you do, I want to hear

01:26:26.319 --> 01:26:29.460
about it. Yeah, no, really. Dude, it's, I mean,

01:26:29.500 --> 01:26:32.800
I watched it before a lot of people knew about

01:26:32.800 --> 01:26:35.020
it when it first came out. And I was like, holy

01:26:35.020 --> 01:26:37.619
fuck. Like, this is fantastic. It's heavy. But

01:26:37.619 --> 01:26:38.800
I didn't think anybody would watch it because

01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:41.739
it's one of the niche things. History. You know,

01:26:41.739 --> 01:26:43.819
and then all of a sudden it blew the fuck up.

01:26:43.880 --> 01:26:49.039
And I went, whoa. Whoa. But it's fucking good.

01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:53.979
Damn. Damn. I'm going to check it out. All right,

01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:56.359
let's take a break. Yeah, for sure. We'll be

01:26:56.359 --> 01:27:12.300
back. Title podcast. Welcome back. Welcome to

01:27:12.300 --> 01:27:15.239
the podcast. Welcome to Jeopardy. Am I kind?

01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:18.399
Here with your 16 -time winner, Dan the Vitamin

01:27:18.399 --> 01:27:21.739
Man. Oh, yeah, baby. Second time on the show,

01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:25.319
Kyle Franklin. I'm gonna scream. Kyle, I know

01:27:25.319 --> 01:27:30.119
you can beat Dan today. Yeah. What's the categories?

01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:37.760
Let's find out. Let's find out. All right. Wait,

01:27:37.800 --> 01:27:40.420
is it me versus Dan? You versus Dan, yeah. I

01:27:40.420 --> 01:27:42.760
gotta remember not to just keep pushing the button.

01:27:43.460 --> 01:27:47.380
Like... Like last time. Categories are New York

01:27:47.380 --> 01:27:52.300
City Counties, Most Popular Religion, Nuts, No

01:27:52.300 --> 01:27:56.899
Bolts, Weird Combinations, Rock and Pop Artists,

01:27:57.020 --> 01:28:02.600
Don't Be a Karen, and Same Name Cities. I'll

01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:08.840
let the guest Kyle pick. New York Counties? New

01:28:08.840 --> 01:28:11.319
York City County, yeah. Wait, New York City County?

01:28:11.479 --> 01:28:14.060
Yep, New York City Counties. Oh, boy. 200. The

01:28:14.060 --> 01:28:16.239
borough of Queens, also known as Queens County,

01:28:16.380 --> 01:28:22.760
is the birthplace of this U .S. president. Birthplace

01:28:22.760 --> 01:28:26.159
of this U .S. president? Yeah. Oh, come on. Wait,

01:28:26.319 --> 01:28:32.359
hold on a sec. Who's Donald Trump? Yes. Oh. Oh.

01:28:32.920 --> 01:28:38.079
Fuck me running. Damn, Vic. Same category. 400.

01:28:38.199 --> 01:28:41.020
This county is known as King's County, but this

01:28:41.020 --> 01:28:45.119
borough name is more popular. What is Brooklyn?

01:28:45.760 --> 01:28:49.880
Brooklyn, yeah. Oh, nice. Let's go with the same

01:28:49.880 --> 01:28:55.359
category. 600. Until 1975, this island was known

01:28:55.359 --> 01:28:58.699
as the Borough of Richmond. What is Staten Island?

01:28:59.260 --> 01:29:06.539
Yes. Fuck. Same category. 800. The two New York

01:29:06.539 --> 01:29:08.619
City boroughs that have the same name as their

01:29:08.619 --> 01:29:11.359
county are Queens and this northernmost borough.

01:29:13.560 --> 01:29:17.260
What is, uh, fuck. What is Kings County? No.

01:29:19.260 --> 01:29:22.239
Wait, say it again. The two New York City boroughs

01:29:22.239 --> 01:29:24.819
that have the same name as their county are Queens

01:29:24.819 --> 01:29:30.520
and this northernmost borough. Is it really?

01:29:30.659 --> 01:29:33.829
Can I rob it? You can buzz again. What is Bronx?

01:29:34.270 --> 01:29:42.449
Yes. Oh. Oh. Same. Damn. Same category. 1 ,000.

01:29:42.449 --> 01:29:45.350
The most populous. This is the county name for

01:29:45.350 --> 01:29:48.409
Manhattan. What is Manhattan? No, this is the

01:29:48.409 --> 01:29:52.390
county name for the borough of Manhattan. Anyone?

01:29:55.729 --> 01:30:01.029
No. No, that's New York County. I was going to

01:30:01.029 --> 01:30:04.029
say that. I was like, what would the county be?

01:30:04.550 --> 01:30:08.350
I knew that. Dan, you got both popular religion,

01:30:08.649 --> 01:30:11.590
nuts, no bolts, weird combos. Nuts, no bolts.

01:30:11.670 --> 01:30:21.010
All right. For 200. You got 1 ,000. I'll wage

01:30:21.010 --> 01:30:25.449
your 500. 500? Technically, the peanut isn't

01:30:25.449 --> 01:30:28.270
a nut. It's a type of this plant. Legume. What

01:30:28.270 --> 01:30:33.210
is a legume? Oh, yeah. Wow. I would have guessed

01:30:33.210 --> 01:30:35.789
that. You wouldn't have guessed that? No, I would

01:30:35.789 --> 01:30:40.130
have. Yeah. Same category? Yeah. 400. This iconic

01:30:40.130 --> 01:30:42.890
American cartoonist created the Peanuts comic

01:30:42.890 --> 01:30:45.250
strip featuring Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and shares

01:30:45.250 --> 01:30:54.329
a name with the protagonist. No? Nope. Charles

01:30:54.329 --> 01:31:00.149
Schultz. Definitely knew that. Dan. Same category.

01:31:00.670 --> 01:31:03.569
600. Choosy moms choose this brand of peanut

01:31:03.569 --> 01:31:13.409
butter. What is Jeff peanut butter? Yes. What

01:31:13.409 --> 01:31:16.430
are the other ones? Most popular religion. Weird

01:31:16.430 --> 01:31:19.090
combinations. Rock and pop artists. Rock and

01:31:19.090 --> 01:31:22.760
pop artists. 200. He was born in the USA and

01:31:22.760 --> 01:31:26.420
born to run. What is Bruce Springsteen? Oh, yeah.

01:31:26.659 --> 01:31:29.840
This is yours, dude. Go for another one. Another

01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:33.380
one. 400. The Fame Monster by this artist features

01:31:33.380 --> 01:31:37.340
songs such as Alejandro and Bad Romance. Fuck.

01:31:39.300 --> 01:31:41.800
There is no way I just blanked. Who is Lady Gaga?

01:31:42.100 --> 01:31:44.680
Oh, I just blanked. Dude, I had it on the tip

01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:48.020
of my tongue and then I went... You ever done

01:31:48.020 --> 01:31:55.520
that? Oh, yeah. I almost said Taylor Swift. Do

01:31:55.520 --> 01:31:57.380
we stick out the nuts? Yeah, nuts, no bolts,

01:31:57.479 --> 01:32:01.119
800. In the U .S., the state that produces the

01:32:01.119 --> 01:32:03.899
most peanuts is the southeastern state. Famous

01:32:03.899 --> 01:32:08.880
for peaches, too. Georgia. Yes. Correct. I didn't

01:32:08.880 --> 01:32:11.239
know that. Let's go. Let's finish that category.

01:32:11.460 --> 01:32:13.840
Jimmy Carter, bro. Jimmy Carter. Let's finish

01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.220
off nuts and bolts. Thousand. This nut isn't

01:32:17.220 --> 01:32:20.260
a nut at all. It's the seed of a droop. And California

01:32:20.260 --> 01:32:22.079
produces 80 % of the world. What is an almond?

01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:27.119
Yes. I was going to absolutely say a racial term.

01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:32.399
And you got most popular religion, weird combinations,

01:32:32.739 --> 01:32:35.779
rock and pop artists, don't be a Karen, same

01:32:35.779 --> 01:32:42.300
name cities. Don't be a Karen. All right. 200.

01:32:42.359 --> 01:32:44.800
This former school teacher served as second lady

01:32:44.800 --> 01:32:53.229
of the U .S. from 2017 to 2021. Second lady?

01:32:53.409 --> 01:33:01.229
Second lady. Who is Jill Biden? No. Say it again?

01:33:01.510 --> 01:33:04.329
This former school teacher served as second lady

01:33:04.329 --> 01:33:12.229
of the U .S. from 2017 to 2021. Dude, who the

01:33:12.229 --> 01:33:18.750
fuck was that? Oh. Big Mike. No, it's Harris.

01:33:21.199 --> 01:33:25.300
I don't know her husband's name. Oh, dear. It

01:33:25.300 --> 01:33:28.119
would be Karen Pence. Oh. It's 2017. Oh, 2017.

01:33:28.460 --> 01:33:32.899
Trump was president. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Damn. Same

01:33:32.899 --> 01:33:37.420
category. 400. She portrayed Karen in the 2004

01:33:37.420 --> 01:33:40.960
Mean Girls along Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan

01:33:40.960 --> 01:33:43.739
as members of the high school clique, The Plastics.

01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:49.800
Nope. Nope. Nobody's going to know this. Amanda

01:33:49.800 --> 01:33:52.319
Seyfried. Oh, that was on the tip of my tongue.

01:33:52.399 --> 01:33:56.819
Yeah, exactly. Same category? Yeah. For 600.

01:33:58.220 --> 01:34:03.680
You guys got 2 ,900. Kyle got 1 ,600. Whose is

01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:08.380
it? Oh, yours. Oh, okay. I got 29? Yeah. Do a

01:34:08.380 --> 01:34:12.439
nice, easy... I'll do 300 because I'm not confident

01:34:12.439 --> 01:34:16.539
in the Karen category. 300. The Karen language

01:34:16.539 --> 01:34:19.579
is spoken by people in the Southeast Asian country.

01:34:20.300 --> 01:34:23.359
oh well i'm fucked now so i'm in it southeast

01:34:23.359 --> 01:34:32.460
asia karen yeah south and then west east i don't

01:34:32.460 --> 01:34:37.159
know what is indonesia says indonesia fuck is

01:34:37.159 --> 01:34:40.880
it uh cambodia Burma or Thailand? Wow. Was I

01:34:40.880 --> 01:34:43.460
close? Was that like in that region? Not really.

01:34:43.659 --> 01:34:45.479
I mean, what do you say? Indonesia is like an

01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:48.680
island. Yeah, you weren't anywhere near there,

01:34:48.699 --> 01:34:50.520
Dan. You're fucking retarded. You were near there.

01:34:52.300 --> 01:34:56.979
Dan's pick. Same category. 800. This character's

01:34:56.979 --> 01:34:59.880
wife was a supercomputer named Karen in the series

01:34:59.880 --> 01:35:05.640
SpongeBob SquarePants. Who is... plankton uh

01:35:05.640 --> 01:35:15.199
let me go pop and rock stars uh 600 already the

01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:17.720
form of question pete townsend and keith moon

01:35:17.720 --> 01:35:21.739
formed this band in 1964 who's the who yes yeah

01:35:21.739 --> 01:35:25.500
but i would hang on hang on hang on hang on who

01:35:25.500 --> 01:35:28.500
is the who who buzzed in He buzzed in, but he

01:35:28.500 --> 01:35:30.880
didn't say anything. It's a massive two. But

01:35:30.880 --> 01:35:32.739
he didn't say anything. It's a massive two. It

01:35:32.739 --> 01:35:34.560
was like five decades. He said it before he fucking

01:35:34.560 --> 01:35:37.119
buzzed. All right, you both get the points. Oh!

01:35:37.579 --> 01:35:40.119
Fine. Are you happy, Dan? Fine, that's fine.

01:35:40.159 --> 01:35:42.619
Are you happy, Dan? I didn't know we were splitting

01:35:42.619 --> 01:35:45.260
hairs here. Are you fucking happy? It's close

01:35:45.260 --> 01:35:47.100
game. I'm only looking at the fucking buzzer

01:35:47.100 --> 01:35:49.520
that said a giant massive fucking two. He's right.

01:35:49.600 --> 01:35:51.939
He is right. Yeah, so I should have all the points.

01:35:52.119 --> 01:36:01.130
Kyle's back. Same category. 800. Yeah, 3 ,000.

01:36:01.250 --> 01:36:08.310
Dan's got 3 ,200. 200. 200. Her 2024 album, Eternal

01:36:08.310 --> 01:36:11.329
Sunshine, became this former Nickelodeon star's

01:36:11.329 --> 01:36:17.949
sixth Billboard chart topper in the US. Nickelodeon

01:36:17.949 --> 01:36:24.029
star. Hang on. I got... Fuck! No, the one I thought

01:36:24.029 --> 01:36:28.699
of is Disney. Um... Who got touched by that guy

01:36:28.699 --> 01:36:32.720
with the feet? It actually is, yeah. Is it Amanda

01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:39.720
Bynes? Oh, no. Ariana Grande. Oh, fuck! She was

01:36:39.720 --> 01:36:42.220
the other one I was thinking of. I was thinking

01:36:42.220 --> 01:36:45.079
of Amanda Bynes. I thought Amanda Bynes at first.

01:36:45.319 --> 01:36:49.300
Then I saw that pretty little fucking... God,

01:36:49.420 --> 01:36:52.579
she's so hot. Even now. Who's the one I just

01:36:52.579 --> 01:36:57.159
said? What's her name? Have you seen her? She's

01:36:57.159 --> 01:36:59.600
like 60 pounds. She's like a skeleton now. She

01:36:59.600 --> 01:37:03.920
has severe anorexia. That's what happens when

01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:05.960
you lock up her. She looks like a fucking Holocaust

01:37:05.960 --> 01:37:08.859
survivor. That's too bad. Her foot daddy was

01:37:08.859 --> 01:37:10.560
taken care of. We'll get a picture of her now.

01:37:10.859 --> 01:37:15.880
We'll do it after, but Kyle's pick. Is there

01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:17.739
anyone in the rock and pop? Yeah, a thousand.

01:37:18.319 --> 01:37:21.260
Tears for Fears were sewing these in their third

01:37:21.260 --> 01:37:27.430
studio album. Say it again. Tears for Fears.

01:37:27.430 --> 01:37:30.109
We're sewing these in their third studio album.

01:37:34.229 --> 01:37:38.170
What are the seeds of love? I was going to say

01:37:38.170 --> 01:37:40.630
the seeds of dissent. I have no idea what that

01:37:40.630 --> 01:37:45.079
even is. What the hell is even that? What the

01:37:45.079 --> 01:37:48.399
hell even is that? Kyle, you got most popular

01:37:48.399 --> 01:37:51.439
religions, weird combinations, don't be a Karen,

01:37:51.539 --> 01:37:56.560
and same name cities. Don't be a Karen. Thousand.

01:37:57.239 --> 01:38:00.600
Karen Filippelli was Jim's temporary love interest

01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:02.920
in season three of this American comedy series.

01:38:03.920 --> 01:38:11.279
What is the office? Fuck. That helps. You got

01:38:11.279 --> 01:38:14.039
most popular religion, weird combinations, same

01:38:14.039 --> 01:38:15.539
name cities. Let's go with the same name cities.

01:38:15.899 --> 01:38:19.680
All right. 200. You can find the Golden Nugget

01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:23.079
Hotel in this Nevada city. You can find the Castando

01:38:23.079 --> 01:38:27.199
Hotel in the New Mexico one. That is Las Vegas.

01:38:27.439 --> 01:38:34.020
Yes. Wow. Las Vegas, New Mexico. A dance floor.

01:38:34.180 --> 01:38:38.270
Same category. 700. Cities with this name are

01:38:38.270 --> 01:38:40.989
home to the Masters Golf Tournament and the Maine

01:38:40.989 --> 01:38:45.210
State House. What is Augusta? Yeah. Wow. Wow.

01:38:45.329 --> 01:38:49.789
Same category. 600. The Massachusetts Militia

01:38:49.789 --> 01:38:52.949
fought in this town in 1775. Who is Concord?

01:38:53.609 --> 01:38:58.010
No. Fuck. And the Confederates fought in this

01:38:58.010 --> 01:39:05.270
Kentucky town in 1862. Say it again. Massachusetts

01:39:05.270 --> 01:39:09.130
militia fought in this town in 1775, and the

01:39:09.130 --> 01:39:11.229
Confederates fought in this Kentucky town in

01:39:11.229 --> 01:39:20.029
1862. Fuck, I feel like it's right under my tongue.

01:39:20.949 --> 01:39:25.010
Fuck, because you're close with that Concord.

01:39:27.649 --> 01:39:35.979
What is Bunker Hill? Oh, no. The one is Lexington.

01:39:36.640 --> 01:39:39.880
Lexington and Concord. Lexington, Kentucky. I

01:39:39.880 --> 01:39:43.439
knew they went hand in hand. You never hear them

01:39:43.439 --> 01:39:49.039
separate. Fuck. Dance pick. Same category. 800.

01:39:49.539 --> 01:39:53.680
I'm going to college in this town, but is it

01:39:53.680 --> 01:39:56.100
the one with the University of Missouri or the

01:39:56.100 --> 01:40:01.180
University of South Carolina? What is Charleston?

01:40:02.000 --> 01:40:06.220
Oh, no. Can you say it again? I'm going to college

01:40:06.220 --> 01:40:08.720
in this town, but is it the one with the University

01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:11.500
of Missouri or the University of South Carolina?

01:40:11.800 --> 01:40:17.979
Is it Greensboro? No. Fuck. Hold on a sec. Is

01:40:17.979 --> 01:40:21.220
that Charleston? What are the two states? Missouri

01:40:21.220 --> 01:40:28.479
and South Carolina. I don't know. It's Columbia.

01:40:29.039 --> 01:40:32.409
Oh, fuck. What are the scores now? Kyle's got

01:40:32.409 --> 01:40:35.689
2 ,800. Dan's got 2 ,000. Damn. All right. Gotta

01:40:35.689 --> 01:40:40.890
play conservative here. Dan, same category. 1

01:40:40.890 --> 01:40:43.470
,000 tourists in this Wyoming town can visit

01:40:43.470 --> 01:40:46.529
Snow King Mountain. The one in New Jersey has

01:40:46.529 --> 01:40:54.850
six flags. Great adventure. Oh, shit. Fuck. I

01:40:54.850 --> 01:41:01.720
can't think of what it is. Say it again. A tourist

01:41:01.720 --> 01:41:04.920
in Wyoming in this Wyoming town can visit Snow

01:41:04.920 --> 01:41:07.460
King Mountain. The one in New Jersey has six

01:41:07.460 --> 01:41:12.239
flags. Great adventure. Fuck, dude. Don't time

01:41:12.239 --> 01:41:21.720
it out. Don't time it out. I don't have a guess.

01:41:22.800 --> 01:41:25.939
What? I don't have a guess. Well, you probably

01:41:25.939 --> 01:41:28.020
shouldn't guess then. Say it again. Tourist in

01:41:28.020 --> 01:41:30.890
Wyoming. This Wyoming town can visit Snow King

01:41:30.890 --> 01:41:33.810
Mountain, Bowdoin, New Jersey. Has six flags.

01:41:33.930 --> 01:41:41.329
Great adventure. I don't know. All right. That's

01:41:41.329 --> 01:41:46.390
Jackson. I was burning up. I would have never

01:41:46.390 --> 01:41:49.529
guessed it. Dan, you got most popular religion

01:41:49.529 --> 01:41:53.829
and weird combinations. Weird combinations. 200.

01:41:55.050 --> 01:41:58.649
On the road again singer plus a famous South

01:41:58.649 --> 01:42:03.050
African leader. Say it again. On the road again

01:42:03.050 --> 01:42:13.829
singer plus a famous South African leader. Who's

01:42:13.829 --> 01:42:19.930
the singer? On the road again. That song? I can't

01:42:19.930 --> 01:42:23.270
wait to get on the road again. And then there's

01:42:23.270 --> 01:42:25.470
a fucking, the black dude that got locked up

01:42:25.470 --> 01:42:33.970
in prison. Elon Musk. Not Elon Musk. Nelson Mandela.

01:42:34.149 --> 01:42:37.930
Nomar Gaddafi. Nelson Mandela. But then who the

01:42:37.930 --> 01:42:45.729
fuck wrote that song? Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson

01:42:45.729 --> 01:42:49.310
Mandela. It's a combination of both of them.

01:42:52.810 --> 01:42:56.109
Willie Mandela. I'll give it to you. So it was

01:42:56.109 --> 01:42:59.270
Willie Nelson Mandela. How the fuck would I know

01:42:59.270 --> 01:43:03.109
that? It's weird combinations, Dan. But I came

01:43:03.109 --> 01:43:05.510
up with it. I said Willie Nelson Mandela. I'll

01:43:05.510 --> 01:43:09.770
give it to you. I came up with it. What? I know,

01:43:09.829 --> 01:43:13.189
but we both. I gave you my half. You gave me

01:43:13.189 --> 01:43:16.970
your half. I'm getting fist fucked. Kyle gets

01:43:16.970 --> 01:43:19.989
the points too. No, that's fine. He's the guy.

01:43:20.050 --> 01:43:24.819
It's okay. Dan's face. Same category. 400. What

01:43:24.819 --> 01:43:27.680
Kyle Brovlosky might exclaim after the writer

01:43:27.680 --> 01:43:32.220
of the song The Gambler died? You killed Kenny!

01:43:32.739 --> 01:43:39.560
You bastards! Kenny who? Brovlosky. What? What

01:43:39.560 --> 01:43:42.920
Kyle Brovlosky might exclaim after the writer

01:43:42.920 --> 01:43:48.579
of the song The Gambler died? Who wrote The Gambler?

01:43:49.100 --> 01:43:51.989
Oh, that's who we're looking for. Yeah. What

01:43:51.989 --> 01:43:53.369
is that? The Gambler. I don't know what that

01:43:53.369 --> 01:43:57.890
is. Kenny Powers? What? Is it Kenny Powers? No.

01:43:59.510 --> 01:44:02.329
I don't know. That shouldn't count as a fucking

01:44:02.329 --> 01:44:06.149
guess. Okay. I'm getting fucking railroaded.

01:44:06.210 --> 01:44:11.250
You killed Kenny Rogers. I said that. It's, oh

01:44:11.250 --> 01:44:14.229
my god, they killed Kenny Rogers. What? That

01:44:14.229 --> 01:44:17.670
makes no goddamn sense, Casey. It's weird combinations.

01:44:18.250 --> 01:44:23.539
Jesus Christmas. Same category. 600. Female lead

01:44:23.539 --> 01:44:26.640
in Grease plus a professional wrestler who can't

01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:29.180
be seen with the naked eye. Probably Ronda Rousey.

01:44:32.279 --> 01:44:36.319
China. Who's the girl from Grease? I've never

01:44:36.319 --> 01:44:40.260
watched it, bro. So it's John Cena. It's something

01:44:40.260 --> 01:44:48.180
John Cena. Look out, look out, look out. It's

01:44:48.180 --> 01:44:59.260
John Cena. Who's Olivia Newton John Cena? Damn

01:44:59.260 --> 01:45:04.500
speak. Same category. 800. What NASA communications

01:45:04.500 --> 01:45:07.479
might say if the singer of I Will Always Love

01:45:07.479 --> 01:45:10.060
You hit a wrong note? What is Whitney Houston?

01:45:10.420 --> 01:45:15.119
Wait. No. What is Houston We Have a Problem?

01:45:27.480 --> 01:45:52.640
Alright, it's 3 ,000 to 3 ,000 Thank you, Kyle.

01:45:52.840 --> 01:45:57.159
You're welcome. Same category. 1000. This GTA

01:45:57.159 --> 01:45:59.560
character's name is a combination of a founding

01:45:59.560 --> 01:46:04.380
father and a controversial U .S. president. Ah,

01:46:04.380 --> 01:46:09.119
fuck. It's Franklin something. Fuck. Can you

01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:11.760
say it again? This GTA character's name is a

01:46:11.760 --> 01:46:14.380
combination of a founding father and a controversial

01:46:14.380 --> 01:46:22.000
U .S. president. Wait. Say it again. This GTA

01:46:22.000 --> 01:46:24.840
character's name is a combination of a founding

01:46:24.840 --> 01:46:29.840
father and a controversial U .S. president. Who

01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:33.680
is Franklin Clinton? Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't

01:46:33.680 --> 01:46:37.000
know that was his name. Yep. Wow. He's black.

01:46:37.779 --> 01:46:40.199
Kyle, you got most popular religion. Who's the

01:46:40.199 --> 01:46:46.100
white guy? Who is the white guy? Trevor. Trevor.

01:46:47.279 --> 01:46:51.420
Obvious meth head name. Trevor. Most popular

01:46:51.420 --> 01:46:59.300
religion for 200, Cambodia. Anybody want to take

01:46:59.300 --> 01:47:02.779
a pot shot? I have one in my head, but I don't

01:47:02.779 --> 01:47:06.100
know if I... What's the score? Kyle's got 4 ,000.

01:47:06.100 --> 01:47:10.500
Dan's got 3 ,000. Damn. What is animism? No.

01:47:16.159 --> 01:47:20.479
Anyone? No. It's Buddhism. Never would have guessed.

01:47:20.539 --> 01:47:24.239
That was my second guess. Dan's pick. Or Kyle's

01:47:24.239 --> 01:47:31.079
pick. 400. Madagascar. Wow. What? I fucking can't

01:47:31.079 --> 01:47:36.199
go racist here. So quick. I bit my tongue. I

01:47:36.199 --> 01:47:43.680
bit my tongue. I don't know. No? Time that shit

01:47:43.680 --> 01:47:46.520
out. Christianity. Never would have guessed that.

01:47:46.579 --> 01:47:50.869
Nope. I was going a different path. 600. China.

01:47:51.750 --> 01:47:57.729
Oh, fuck. What is Taoism? Nope. What is Buddhism?

01:47:58.590 --> 01:48:07.010
Nope. Kyle. What is atheism? Yes. Really? Yeah,

01:48:07.010 --> 01:48:09.189
because they're communists, you retard. Yeah,

01:48:09.229 --> 01:48:11.090
but I thought they were the largest Buddhist

01:48:11.090 --> 01:48:12.890
country on Earth. No, they're the largest country

01:48:12.890 --> 01:48:15.810
without religion. There you go. Jesus, fuck.

01:48:15.869 --> 01:48:21.560
Followed by Russia. Damn. Uh, Kyle for 800. Let's

01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:26.819
roll. Indonesia. What is Hinduism? Hindu. No.

01:48:28.600 --> 01:48:37.560
Boy, I might have just fucked myself. Fuck! Is

01:48:37.560 --> 01:48:40.739
Dan gonna take a pot shot here? Nah. No? No.

01:48:40.819 --> 01:48:44.859
Alright, Muslim. What's the score? Dan's got

01:48:44.859 --> 01:48:48.000
1 ,800. Kel's got 3 ,600. Damn. What the fuck,

01:48:48.060 --> 01:48:52.579
bro? Wow. This is fucked. Last one for 1 ,000.

01:48:52.880 --> 01:48:58.859
Japan. Oh, no. This is a tricky one. Oh. Do I

01:48:58.859 --> 01:49:01.520
want to... Go ahead. What is... Go ahead, because

01:49:01.520 --> 01:49:04.520
I know it. Go ahead. Do you know it? Just fucking

01:49:04.520 --> 01:49:07.680
say it. No, you already guessed, so take your

01:49:07.680 --> 01:49:09.560
guess. Let me remind you, you're the guest and

01:49:09.560 --> 01:49:11.899
you don't run shit. So fucking say what it is.

01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:14.520
Go ahead, Kyle. Does he lose a thousand points?

01:49:14.800 --> 01:49:18.779
No, he didn't even say an answer. Go ahead, make

01:49:18.779 --> 01:49:21.659
a guess. No, go ahead. Go ahead, Kyle. What is

01:49:21.659 --> 01:49:26.340
Taoism? Taoism? No. What? Are you fucking kidding

01:49:26.340 --> 01:49:29.220
me? I'm not kidding, no. I played Shogun 2, Total

01:49:29.220 --> 01:49:31.920
War. I'm right? Alright, Dan's still got a chance.

01:49:33.789 --> 01:49:37.750
Well, we already said Buddhism. It's Taoism.

01:49:37.989 --> 01:49:40.390
I bet you we look it up. We're right. Taoism

01:49:40.390 --> 01:49:46.449
is in China. No, it's... What? It's not the most...

01:49:46.449 --> 01:49:50.130
It's the most popular. Like the most number of

01:49:50.130 --> 01:49:53.310
people. What are the scores? Kyle's got 2 ,600.

01:49:53.550 --> 01:49:59.229
Dan's got 1 ,800. What is Buddhism? No. All right,

01:49:59.289 --> 01:50:03.819
there we go. Take a shot, Kyle. No. Because my

01:50:03.819 --> 01:50:08.119
correct guess is wrong. What is, I hope, oh,

01:50:08.279 --> 01:50:11.739
hang on. What is, oh, I hope we don't get a nuke

01:50:11.739 --> 01:50:15.020
again. I don't know. A nuke will come down in

01:50:15.020 --> 01:50:19.180
Hiroshima. My penis, my penis are having no power.

01:50:19.880 --> 01:50:22.140
All right. Invalid answer, Dan. We already did

01:50:22.140 --> 01:50:26.920
Buddhism. That was Shintoism. I didn't even know

01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:28.500
that was a fucking thing. You know what, Casey?

01:50:28.619 --> 01:50:31.350
You're fucking railroading me here. All right,

01:50:31.390 --> 01:50:35.029
we got Dan's got 1 ,800. Kel's got 2 ,600. A

01:50:35.029 --> 01:50:56.229
70 -year wager is for Final Jeopardy. You have

01:50:56.229 --> 01:51:04.899
1 ,800? Yeah. It'd be $2 ,800 plus $8 ,000. I

01:51:04.899 --> 01:51:16.479
got $3 ,600. How much do I have? $2 ,600. I wager

01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:27.039
$1 ,100. You wager $1 ,100? Yeah. All right,

01:51:27.100 --> 01:51:29.760
question. According to the U .S. Hold on a sec,

01:51:29.840 --> 01:51:44.460
hold on a sec. I'm thinking of my wager. You

01:51:44.460 --> 01:51:51.659
changing that? Yeah. Hold on a sec. Because you

01:51:51.659 --> 01:51:57.159
know Kyle's wager. Yeah, give me a second here.

01:52:37.319 --> 01:53:01.239
What am I at? 1800? Yep. Damn. My coil fucking

01:53:01.239 --> 01:53:04.579
burned out like a fucking Chernobyl firefighter.

01:53:13.479 --> 01:53:15.439
Just want to take this moment to remind our viewers

01:53:15.439 --> 01:53:19.420
that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. There

01:53:19.420 --> 01:53:23.380
was a minute of missing footage removed. And

01:53:23.380 --> 01:53:27.439
that man just did not hang himself. That's when

01:53:27.439 --> 01:53:30.640
the old hill dog snuck in. What? The old hill

01:53:30.640 --> 01:53:35.420
dog snuck in there. Who do you think snuck in

01:53:35.420 --> 01:53:37.680
to murder Jeffrey Epstein? One of the Clintons.

01:53:37.840 --> 01:53:41.130
That's one of the Clintons. Clintons. Or it could

01:53:41.130 --> 01:53:42.970
be just like a guard that they paid off. Nah,

01:53:42.989 --> 01:53:44.649
they couldn't pass up the blood in their hands.

01:53:45.109 --> 01:53:47.630
It was Bill Clinton stuck in a prison and killed

01:53:47.630 --> 01:53:49.250
Jeffrey Epstein. I bet you it was one of the

01:53:49.250 --> 01:53:52.770
Israeli Jews. Yeah. They said, you know what,

01:53:52.770 --> 01:53:54.189
this guy's been fucking around for too long.

01:53:54.350 --> 01:53:57.210
Dan James' answer. All right, question. According

01:53:57.210 --> 01:54:01.010
to the UN, it's the only country whose population

01:54:01.010 --> 01:54:06.760
is entirely foreign -born. According to the UN,

01:54:06.920 --> 01:54:09.279
it's the only country whose population is entirely

01:54:09.279 --> 01:54:36.170
foreign born. I wonder if Tyler would know this

01:54:36.170 --> 01:54:42.310
one. Implying that we don't know it. I don't

01:54:42.310 --> 01:54:47.229
know. Do you know it? I feel like I have an idea.

01:54:49.090 --> 01:54:53.390
But I don't know if they're part of the UN. I

01:54:53.390 --> 01:54:55.270
think every country is part of the UN except

01:54:55.270 --> 01:55:00.329
North Korea. You actually gave me a hint. You

01:55:00.329 --> 01:55:03.859
just gave us both a hint. What did you say? All

01:55:03.859 --> 01:55:06.100
right. Can I make a guess? What did you say?

01:55:06.300 --> 01:55:08.319
I wonder if Tyler would know this. No, no. You

01:55:08.319 --> 01:55:11.180
got to write it in. You got to send me your...

01:55:11.180 --> 01:55:14.119
You got your phone? I got to text you? Yeah,

01:55:14.140 --> 01:55:19.100
yeah. All right. I said I wonder if Tyler would

01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:21.260
know this. That's not the clue, though. That's

01:55:21.260 --> 01:55:25.340
a clue. No, that's a massive clue, I think. I

01:55:25.340 --> 01:55:29.399
might be wrong in thinking why it's a clue, but

01:55:29.399 --> 01:55:38.060
I think I... I just don't know if they're truly

01:55:38.060 --> 01:55:53.640
a country. According to the United Nations. The

01:55:53.640 --> 01:56:01.239
only country whose population is entirely foreign

01:56:01.239 --> 01:56:09.859
-born. Entirely foreign born. What does that

01:56:09.859 --> 01:56:12.060
even fucking mean? Because they're not born in

01:56:12.060 --> 01:56:14.220
the country. Yeah, they're not born in the country

01:56:14.220 --> 01:56:18.260
that they live in. Which now that I think about

01:56:18.260 --> 01:56:23.579
it, I think I'm alright. I think I'm right. I

01:56:23.579 --> 01:56:25.079
might have just come in here in the first ever

01:56:25.079 --> 01:56:29.979
time I'm in jeopardy without 35 beers in my fucking

01:56:29.979 --> 01:56:36.619
system. And fucking won the thing. entirely foreign

01:56:36.619 --> 01:56:58.460
born if it's what i think it is you might feel

01:56:58.460 --> 01:57:24.779
like an asset after Fuck, man. I don't fucking

01:57:24.779 --> 01:57:36.119
know. Damn. Dan says North Korea. Dan bet $801

01:57:36.119 --> 01:57:42.319
down to $999. Kyle said, what is Vatican City?

01:57:42.739 --> 01:57:47.069
That's correct. Damn. Kyle up to 3 ,700. God

01:57:47.069 --> 01:57:52.270
damn it. Kyle wins. Fucking bitch. God damn motherfucker.

01:57:52.270 --> 01:57:55.970
I just want to thank my mother, my father. I

01:57:55.970 --> 01:57:57.890
just want to thank God for bringing me here.

01:57:58.010 --> 01:58:04.189
Yeah. My first ever appearance in the non -demolished

01:58:04.189 --> 01:58:06.630
appearance of Jeopardy. Thank you, everybody.

01:58:07.069 --> 01:58:09.470
It was Kyle's first Jeopardy win. What an honor.

01:58:09.710 --> 01:58:13.989
What an honor it is. I can't stop. This is absolutely

01:58:13.989 --> 01:58:15.710
incredible. It's everything I've ever dreamed

01:58:15.710 --> 01:58:18.350
of. All right, that's enough. Jeez, man. Drop

01:58:18.350 --> 01:58:22.090
it off. Drop it the fuck off. My heart just grows

01:58:22.090 --> 01:58:24.409
to all the fans. To all the fans that listened.

01:58:24.649 --> 01:58:27.409
To all the fans that listened and kept sticking

01:58:27.409 --> 01:58:29.449
around. They supported me through this whole

01:58:29.449 --> 01:58:34.359
process. And I know I've been trying to fight

01:58:34.359 --> 01:58:38.960
Jeopardy on the Untitled Podcast forever. And

01:58:38.960 --> 01:58:42.020
I just can't even imagine how fucking happy I

01:58:42.020 --> 01:58:46.159
am. And everything's been so great. And I can't

01:58:46.159 --> 01:58:48.939
take this fucking smile off my face. And you

01:58:48.939 --> 01:58:52.319
know what? This one doesn't go out for me. It

01:58:52.319 --> 01:58:55.439
doesn't go out for anybody around me. This goes

01:58:55.439 --> 01:58:58.600
out for any of the fans of the podcast who think

01:58:58.600 --> 01:59:01.520
they can come out here and win this. fucking

01:59:01.520 --> 01:59:05.619
Jeopardy on this podcast this is for you this

01:59:05.619 --> 01:59:09.239
is for all of you that have a dream that have

01:59:09.239 --> 01:59:12.699
a dream that think they can't fucking believe

01:59:12.699 --> 01:59:17.279
that they can't suck up and they can't play and

01:59:17.279 --> 01:59:20.699
win Jeopardy on the title podcast you can do

01:59:20.699 --> 01:59:30.520
it and I love all of you The Bible is a hoax,

01:59:30.520 --> 01:59:33.119
and I believe Jesus is fake, and the same thing

01:59:33.119 --> 01:59:35.220
with Muhammad and the prophet and all that. It's

01:59:35.220 --> 01:59:37.920
the same fucking story. If you're going to kill

01:59:37.920 --> 01:59:40.060
people over your stupid religion, you're a fucking

01:59:40.060 --> 01:59:44.020
faggot. But I still love all of you. Thank you.

01:59:44.180 --> 01:59:46.340
With love in my heart, I'm going to sign off.

01:59:46.460 --> 01:59:49.079
Good night. All right. Thanks for listening.

01:59:49.560 --> 01:59:52.859
Vatican City. That's a fucking country. That's

01:59:52.859 --> 01:59:55.060
a country. It's the smallest country. God damn.

01:59:58.320 --> 02:00:00.960
I thought it was going to be something stupid

02:00:00.960 --> 02:00:03.720
where like, oh yeah, well, so -and -so was born

02:00:03.720 --> 02:00:06.079
in the Vatican. I'm like, but then as soon as

02:00:06.079 --> 02:00:08.359
he said, I bet you Tyler would know this. I'm

02:00:08.359 --> 02:00:11.279
like, yeah, it's probably Vatican City. God damn.

02:00:11.539 --> 02:00:13.279
That was good. Oh man. I would have guessed that.

02:00:13.479 --> 02:00:17.319
Thanks for listening. Look us up on Facebook.

02:00:17.840 --> 02:00:19.680
Don't forget Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

02:00:19.960 --> 02:00:23.479
And as always, be kind to yourself. And if you're

02:00:23.479 --> 02:00:25.039
going to suck a dick, it doesn't make you gay.

02:00:25.180 --> 02:00:27.699
But if you like getting butt fucked. We got to

02:00:27.699 --> 02:00:29.899
have a discussion. That's one way to end it.

02:00:30.180 --> 02:00:35.500
We out. For all we know, robots have souls. We

02:00:35.500 --> 02:00:37.680
just don't know if they do or don't. How do you

02:00:37.680 --> 02:00:41.619
know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

02:01:01.049 --> 02:01:07.449
episode you're telling me that they didn't die

02:01:07.449 --> 02:01:12.310
and become ghosts already born babies and sell

02:01:12.310 --> 02:01:18.109
them to the Chinese somewhere in China all right

02:01:18.109 --> 02:01:20.989
some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

02:01:20.989 --> 02:01:28.989
super soldiers then they are extraterrestrial

02:01:55.909 --> 02:02:00.130
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel

02:02:00.130 --> 02:02:05.569
them die of bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're

02:02:05.569 --> 02:02:08.210
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that

02:02:08.210 --> 02:02:11.310
the government has taken it to the next level

02:02:11.310 --> 02:02:17.489
with the birds. They know what birds are going

02:02:17.489 --> 02:02:20.029
to cross paths with you, that you are going to

02:02:20.029 --> 02:02:39.000
be Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.

02:03:19.880 --> 02:03:20.439
Okay?