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Episode 116. Here with Dan and special guest
Kyle. Welcome. You could have been a better friend
to me. And it's a national month of mourning
for Ozzy and Prince of Arcturus. Dan doesn't
care about it because he only knows one song.
Can you believe this motherfucker doesn't care
about Ozzy? I'm going to cut you off, Kyle. This
motherfucker doesn't care about Ozzy Osbourne.
You don't care about Ozzy? No. What the fuck
is... Listen. Dude, he was like... Dan, you know
we're in person right now. A lot of your opinions.
We'll go out in the backyard and scrap. I think
I can take you. What? I think I can take you.
I'll just sit on you. You have to catch me. If
you're going to run around, that's not a fight.
That's hide and seek. I think I can take you.
I do. Do we want to go right now? Yeah, let's
do it. Oh, you want to box? Let's rock. Let's
go right now. Let's rock. I guarantee you I'll
fucking knock your ass out. If we're fucking
secluded to a ring, what are you talking about?
This podcast is already off to a bad start. Oh
my god. Dan and Kyle are taking off their headphones.
Now they're gonna box each other. Dan, I can
see Dan being like Mike Tyson where he just fucking,
he's like shorter but he just looks fucking scrappy
and he just fucking leaves a fucking hook in
your fucking head. They have one boxing glove
each on. So you have to hit with the hand that
has the boxing glove on. They have one hand behind
their back. That was the most autistic boxing
match I've ever seen in my life. Congratulations.
Well, we're just going to be sitting over there
away from the microphone for ten minutes. Out
of everything you could have challenged me. Dan,
how's unemployment? You're fucking painting your
tires, sanding your tires now? Yeah, dude, for
the third time. Yep, I painted them twice and
it didn't come out right, so I sanded them down.
Didn't come out right again after I painted them
again. Sanding him down again. I'm on the third
time I've sanded him down. Damn. Yeah. I want
to clue the listeners in there. The best part,
Dan wants to go after a competition of athleticism.
He goes, you know what? Guy that box in golden
gloves, let's box. You know what? There's kind
of a ring upstairs. Oh. You got to come up with
some rules. I've been winning some tennis and
badminton. Then he tosses me the left glove.
That's my power hand. You've been winning some
tennis, not some badminton. No, I won last week.
I won two games last week. All right, and then
I kicked your ass and won four in a row. Yeah,
it's usually after when I'm more sober, I'm better
at winning. You haven't smoked me at tennis.
Smoking me. You let me win that one game. No,
that was like five nothing, right? Well, I won
one out of five. Yeah. But I think you let me
win that. You pretended to like miss. You won
two on the last set. I was actually watching.
It's fucking funny how mad the tennis players
get. and they fucking go off on the judge and
they fucking dude fucking smashes his racket
picks up another one fucking smashes it the clouds
the crowd's going wild he keeps doing it for
like five rackets he gets fucking thrown out
of the match he fucking um he takes his racket
he smashes the judge's chair like he smashes
the fucking chair below his foot with the racket
and the umpire's like Oh my God. That's too much.
Like he's all actually like fucking assaulting.
He's like, that was on the fucking line. Yeah.
There's like all this etiquette in tennis that
you're supposed to follow. Yeah. Like you're
supposed to dress a certain way. Like golf. You
can't, yeah, you can't talk. Like I'm surprised
that they let him get away with any of that shit
without kicking him out. I just, I don't think
you're going to get away with this too easily.
Get away with what? Your Aussie hate. Um, yeah,
dude, I'm just, It's like, what do you kind of
expect, dude? You've been doing drugs your entire
life. No, but, dude, he's legit. Dude, I read
this one thing where Ozzy was so fucked up one
time where he killed 17 of his cats with a shotgun.
And then there's that, right? How do you kill
17 fucking cats? Dude, have you ever listened
to, like, I don't know. He waited for his wife
to come home so he could, like, kill her, but
he didn't or something like that. Maybe you're
not musically gifted, Dan. I don't think it's
that. I think it's just that he's not that good.
I was just talking to JC about this. The dilemma
I had is if he was still alive, I'd listen to
his music and go, it's mainstream. It's okay.
Whatever. But then I watched, did you watch his
last concert? No. I think it's about four weeks
old. Where he's sitting in the chair. It's about
four weeks old now, right? Yeah. I saw, yeah.
But in reality, it was two weeks before he died.
And just like, I will, I mean, maybe it's because
of what I'm going through. and personal side
of things, but when he played Mama coming home
and he's sitting in the chair and he's crying
and the fans are crying and I bawled my eyes
out. Really? I bawled my eyes out. Wow. Just
knowing the circumstances. Dude, he died two
weeks later. You know? You bawled your eyes out
after the fact? Oh, I'm thinking in my head for
some reason you were there. Like I know you were
there. I was at the concert. He's at his house
just watching YouTube. Just bawling his eyes
out. It was me in my underwear naked just laying
here like this. Just fucking going. That's exactly
how it went. I get like that sometimes. Watching
like animal videos and shit. You don't bawl your
eyes out at the music? No. If there was ever
any music you'd boil your eyes out to, what would
it be? Oh, maybe like some Whitney Houston. What?
Yeah, like, okay, yeah. This motherfucker says
Whitney Houston. R -E -S -P -E -C -T. No, no.
That's Aretha Franklin. When I watch like Whitney
Houston doing like... And I will always love
you. So I got, like, this kind of, like, dude,
I'm kind of on, like, the black algorithm, like,
on my TikTok and on my Facebook, like, YouTube
and shit. Hang on, hang on. How'd you get there?
I don't know how I got there. Probably looking
up Whitney Houston videos. But, like, dude, I'm,
like, into, like, 90s black culture and always
have been. I'm down with it. Like, dude, Tupac,
like. I didn't know Tupac had died when I started
getting into Tupac. What? Hey, what year was
this? This was like 2006. All right. It was 10
years after he died. After I was all into his
shit. Hang on. Did you know Tupac killed two
women? Did he? He shot two women in his concert
or something. He shot women? I don't think that's
true. No, hang on, hang on. Jamie, Jamie, look
this up. No, I swear to God he killed somebody.
Casey, look this up. Me and Dan are going to
riff. No, I'm pretty sure he killed. Like, he
actually shot a gun. Oh, he shot two cops. Oh,
cops. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's
different. Cops, women. He shot two cops because
they were off -duty. They were off -duty. No,
but I'm pretty sure he shot somebody at his concert.
I've never heard that. It might be true. I don't
know. No, I could be wrong. I could be thinking
of somebody else. I think Tupac was not as good
as... But anyways, so East versus what? Tupac
or Biggie? Oh, Tupac all day. Come on. Yeah.
No. Why? Because Biggie is just like a fucking.
Stop. No, I like Biggie. Whatever you're going
to say. No, no, no, dude. I like Biggie. Whatever
you're going to say is wrong. I like Biggie.
But fucking Tupac has just got that fucking energy,
bro. He just doesn't stop. He's always bopping
his head like this when he's talking to the press,
and he's just got so much fucking energy. Biggie's
like the inspiration for Don Juan. He's part
of the inspiration. You know about Don Juan?
Is that the fat black dude you guys listen to?
That shit's crazy. Dan made his palace, his house
in VR, and he's got Biggie playing in the background.
It's in VR, but it's a VR chat. You can go to
his house. He's got like a fucking wheelchair.
He made this basement in the world. Yeah, so
there's Don Juan's house, right? It's called
Don Juan's Palace if you go to VRChat. And then
you go into his basement and it's this exact
studio. Like the table, microphones, the fucking
cinder block, white walls, the electrical box.
I just want to give the listeners all of that.
This is not... Of all the podcasts I've been
on, this is not... The most stellar. This is
the most professional podcast. How many podcasts
have you been on? Seven. Seven podcasts. Yeah,
but obviously my career has taken off. Wow. I'm
in a basement with two incels. Damn. Roastmaster
General. We were on a VR chat doing this podcast
and we were like, let's go kidnap someone in
the VR. So we found like this 19 year old kid
from Texas and we just brought him back to the
fucking podcast room and made him play Jeopardy
with us. Like Star Wars fucking trivia. Yeah.
So we were recording it. So like say it was.
like a legitimate podcast say it was like a night
like we could say you know the podcast is failing
like well nobody's listening we might as well
go on vr chat no it's like a night that we can't
get together we do it in vr chat i like that
so it's like where we each have our goggles how
have you guys not blown up yet I don't know.
But no, so we went to like another world and
we got this kid and we brought him onto the podcast.
That's actually an episode you can listen to.
This random fucking kid. What was his name? Noon.
Noon. And then we went on again and he just randomly
showed up again and he's like, hey, I'm here.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like three months later.
I've been paid $80 for my comedy now. $80? I'm
like, I'm a big wig. That's better than... You
guys suck. You fucking shit podcast. I've been
paid $80. Tell them what you got kicked out or
heckled for the other day. The Jeffrey Epstein
thing, right? Oh, yeah. So I was talking about
Epstein's Island or whatever, and I said, you're
going to tell me those kids aren't hot? I said,
what the fuck? Damn. I don't remember how I premised
it, but I was like, there's some fucking hot
kids. You fucking walked out of high school.
Some of the 16, 17 -year -olds are fucking hot.
And this girl in the front was like, you're fucking
disgusting. Now I'm like seven minutes into a
10 -minute set, and I'm like, well, you know,
she's derailing it. well are you here by now
you're actually looking like a pedophile right
like you're serious i have a whole premise right
that makes me not look like a pedophile there's
a joke at the end right but because she cuts
me off everybody you know i'm like so are you
here by yourself you should call her glithane
maxwell i will tell you I would love to see her
tits. What was the end of the joke, though? You
can't just say kids are hot, dude. And then leave
it at that. Hopefully there's more. I think it
was just like a shock. What is it, though? Hold
on. Stop, Casey. What is the end of the joke?
I know the joke isn't just kids are hot, dude.
I'm getting rammed up the ass. Hold on. We got
a delay. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so Dan, do you think...
Trump should pardon Maxwell there? No. I think
he's going to have to, though. He's going to
have to? I'll tell you right now. I will tell
you right now. I will pardon the shit out of
her if she shows us her tits. Dude, she's got
short hair. I don't care about her hair. Shut
up, Dan. Her tits are massive. Are they? She's
got bigger tits than Nancy Pelosi. What are you
talking about? All right. Got to see him. We've
talked a lot about Nancy Pelosi. So hang on.
Here's a good question, right? You get two chicks
in front of you for the rest of your life. He's
looking them up. But Nancy Pelosi or Ghislaine?
Which one are you taking? Rest of your life.
Oh, Nancy. We're talking prime years. Rest of
her life or rest of your life? No, we're talking
prime. She stays in the prime. We're talking
prime years, right? Yeah. And it's the rest of
your life. Definitely Nancy Pelosi. But they
stay at that age. What age? 30? That they're
at. 40? No, Nancy Pelosi's like 85. Oh, so she
stays at 85? Yeah. I don't know. I think Dan
would still take Nancy Pelosi. I'd like to skull
fuck Ghislaine. Damn, bro. I mean, dude, she's
okay. Look at her tits, bro. Yeah, I see them.
They're okay. And I know Nancy Pelosi has bombs.
Dude, he can't pardon her, though. She did some
fucked up shit. She trained the fucking girls
to pleasure Jeff Epstein. What the fuck kind
of life did those girls have? Not a good one.
Obviously they wound up there for a reason. They
were probably like given up by like, you know,
adopted or like orphans or something. Right.
So they had a pretty good life. Right. This is
kind of like the Africa thing. The slaves. They
had something to eat. It already wasn't. They
had something to eat, place to shower. Right.
Dude, they're not running from lions, mosquitoes.
Right, right. There was some mosquitoes. They're
not fucking Africans. But they didn't have malaria.
They're American kids. But it's similar. Casey.
Are they American? Casey. If they didn't get
swept up to the Epstein Island to go blow Trump's
egg dick, they'd be living on the streets of
Miami. What are you talking about? They'd be
stray children. Yeah, they'd have chlamydia from
some fucking pimp. Right. That is a good point.
So is it a terrible life? It's the lesser of
two evils. Now, I'm not saying I want to fuck
kids. I'm not saying I want to fuck kids. I hope
you're not saying that. I don't think anybody
thought that. But I would like to see what the
island looks like. Yes, so that cut off at the
right time. So what were you saying? Just to...
Like, I don't want to fuck the kids. I don't.
Nobody's saying you don't, Kyle. No, but I want
to see. We're all assuming you don't want to.
And for some reason, the more you deny wanting
to, the more suspicious I am. I want to fuck
the kids. I want to fuck the kids. Fucking turn
the clocks down. Jesus Christ. It's like Trump.
The more he says he doesn't want to fuck the
kids, the more people think he fucking does.
Right. But I want to... Not on the Epstein list.
I want to see what the island looks like. You
can go to it. Anybody can go to it if you had
a boat. Yeah, there's YouTube videos. Yeah, but
you know how Trump said he went down there and
hung out with the people in the kitchen? No.
You never heard that? No. Trump said, I don't
remember where it was, but he basically said,
yeah, I was on the island. hung out with the
illegals in the kitchen. No way. I swear to God.
He's like, I was on Jeffrey Epstein's island.
He's like, but I stayed in the kitchen. Yeah,
I'm sure he was in the kitchen. But that's where
I would be. I would, I would, I want to see what
the island looks like. There's probably, dude,
you could probably scuba dive. There's a lot
of shit to do on Jeffrey Epstein's island other
than fuck kids. It's in what country? It's off
the coast of Columbia. It's its own fucking country.
South America, Columbia. It's like an island.
Jesus Christ, Dan. They're just knocking everything
out of you. Dan actually, surprise fact about
Dan for the three listeners that listened. Dan
shredded it on the guitar earlier. That was awful.
You play the intro better than I can. Casey shut
my microphone off. I just gave up on trying to
learn the intro. It's hard, but I can't really
play it anymore. I used to be able to shred it
pretty good. Do you play the rest of the song
at all? It's not that. Pretty much the intro
and the end are my favorite parts. I just learned
the parts of songs I like. The only song repetitive
is Hotel California where they're like, they
call it a solo, but he just goes. I love that
solo actually. No, but I think it's fitting for
the song. Yeah, there's a solo before it. But
you can't call it like that when you play it
for eight minutes straight. It's a melody. Yeah.
The thing that people don't know about the Eagles
is like fucking eight guitars playing. Oh, yep.
But it's probably in Rio. I think there's four.
There was a lot of people in that band. Yeah,
the Eagles had like 12 people in the band. They
had like four guitars playing. Going down the
road trying to loosen my load. What is that?
Dude, you ever see Slipknot? I don't know if
that's the Eagles, bro. Yeah, it is. It is. I'm
going down the road and I'm taking my soul. I
got seven women on my mind. Yeah, take it easy.
Two that want to hold me. Three that want to
stone me. One says she's a friend of mine. Take
it easy. Yeah. I think he's talking about jerking
off there. No, I think he's - I'm going down
the road trying to loosen my load. I got seven
women on my mind. I think he's talking about
being promiscuous. Trying to loosen my load.
He's got seven women? I got seven women on my
mind. And then what else? Keep going with the
lyrics. We're going to analyze this. He says,
two that want to hold me, three that want to
- Blow me. Is that what he says? No, it's not
what he says, but come on. You know how this
is coming at. Right, right. Two that want to
fuck me, three that want to blow me. One says
she's a friend of mine. There's seven women,
right? Yeah. Two want to hold him. Yep. He's
definitely jerking off. Wait, wait, wait. Three,
four, five. That's only six. Three that want
to blow him, right? So now we're at five, right?
Yeah. One that says that she's a friend of mine.
That's six. He's cheating on his wife. Oh. Oh,
shit. There you go. Dude, I never thought about
that. There you go. Is that really like a thing?
I don't know, but I just broke it down right
here in front of you on this live podcast in
front of the 38 listeners. Dude, that was good
math. Good math. No, because I'm a mathematician.
That was pretty, I never thought about that.
Well, when it comes to music, I'm, you know,
a bit of a genius. Comes on the podcast to insult
the podcast. I love it. Yeah. I am going to start
a podcast, though. You already have started a
podcast. No, another one. A good one. Oh. Well,
the other one's good. I haven't actually talked
to Shane in a long time. But this one's just
going to be probably me and my roommate. Just
comedy, whatever. We're going to talk about comedy.
Just whatever. You know, we hunt and fish a lot.
So there's probably going to be some hunting
and fishing on there. But it's probably going
to be comedy, you know. Cool. Talking about the
gay shit on politics. But that's the shit. Yeah,
we're going to have guests on. Call you on it,
you know, whatever. Dude, you gotta have video.
That's, I think I... Because if you have video,
like, you can take clips and you can make YouTube
shorts. Right. And then it's like, and then one
stupid clip could blow up. Like, we don't really
want people to know about this. You know what
I mean? It's like, because otherwise we would
be doing that. Right. Because it's like... We
say some pretty fucking dumb shit. Well, when
Kyle blows up, he gets famous. People are going
to listen to it. When I eventually get my first
comedy special, everything needs to be burned.
This motherfucker has made $80. Everything needs
to be burned. I made $80 on my comedy career.
I haven't gotten paid for my music career, so
it's better than I'm doing. You will soon. Yeah.
I'm sure with you singing. I found out something
interesting. What the fuck was that, Casey? What
the fuck? Was that an attack? No, that wasn't
an attack. What did he say? He quickly goes,
I'm sure with you singing. I was going to catch
that. There's an open mic night in a week or
two that we could do. Where? Del Mar. We have
a restaurant. Play a little something. Play a
little number. What do you think? Simple man.
No, I don't know. Creep. Yeah, it's like creeping.
You just scare all the fucking vocals away. How
does this mic max out? You're going to get kicked
out of the fucking joint. He's too loud. I found
out something interesting about RFK Jr. this
week. What'd you find out? He had a wife. that
killed herself because oh he had an affair and
he wrote about it in his book and she was so
fucking like distraught about it she just killed
herself like what a guy yeah i mean but dude
he's a fucking kennedy it's like so you just
do what you want when you're a fucking kennedy
bro it's like maybe you don't ask what you don't
ask what was she doing like maybe she wasn't
he got like married like a year after well maybe
she was kind of shitty dude you know Like, there's
two sides to every story. You can't just be like,
oh, he divorced her and then she killed herself.
I'll agree with Dan here. Is it women or shit?
Some of them can be, dude. You know? She was
thinking, she was probably like, she put on the
show when she was trying to get with him because
he's a fucking Kennedy. And then as soon as they're
together for fucking three years, she just got,
she just became a monster. I don't know. I mean,
I don't know what happened. Did you guys hear
about that girl that died, or it was like a nine
-year -old girl that died in Waterville? Yeah,
I saw it. It turns out she had like periphery
bowels. So it was a chronic, so it's weird. Parents
got arrested, right, for endangering the welfare
of a child. She got, it was, her death was deemed
of natural causes. due to chronic constipation.
Wow. What the fuck? Because there's nowhere for
it to go and then it fucking starts bleeding
and you just bleed out. She had a, yeah, she
had a perforated, perforated, you know what I'm
saying. Perforated bowel. Bowel, correct. Wow.
And that's how she died. So it's just weird.
Something's not sent when we write because you're
saying it's natural causes because of that, but
the parents still got endangering the welfare
of a child. Well, they got that because they
didn't take care of her. It's something that
easily could have been remedied. But apparently
it was not. I mean, she's nine years old and
that was a chronic thing. Yeah, I mean, I got
constipation when I was that age. Yeah, but I
mean, I don't know. Dude, what do you think happened
with that dude from Canada that dumped his fucking
daughter in the woods in Lake George or in Ticonderoga?
I think he raped her. Were they on a family trip?
Mom had custody. I've done a lot of research
into this. Mom had custody. He's rich. He's got
multiple millions of dollars in the companies.
Mining companies in Africa. All sorts of shit
like that. A lot of stuff going on. They were
on a vacation in Lake George area or whatever.
My hypothesis is I think he stuck it in her.
And she eventually was going to, like, tell.
Because the iPad wound up somewhere in, like,
Warren, whatever, on a street. Somebody found
it and said, oh, my God, it's in her iPad. And
then you find her drowned in a pond or whatever
under a log. I mean, obviously she's been killed,
drowned under a log. I think he was sticking
her, you know. Damn. And, you know, she was threatening
to tell. And it's sad. I hate to be this matter
of fact with it, but. It's also like, why would
you kill her? Right. What's the other motive?
Yeah. I think, like, she's willing to tell about
something. You're saying, oh, my God, you know.
And then you make a whole. The other part is
you make a whole false kidnapping thing. Say
she got kidnapped, she's in a white van, they
shut everything down. Part of my job is DMV,
DOT, and shit. We got shut down for a couple
hours. They said, well, we need everything off
the highway. We were looking for white vans.
Yeah, that was like the northern exits, right?
The north way? Yeah. And we're off exit 10, so
we're kind of right on the cusp of the bottom
half of it. And they're looking for white vans.
They're like, we don't need any other traffic
on the north way. So they shut everything down.
And then come to find out, somebody's lying.
You know, obviously it's court. They got to do
the whole judicial process. It's the beauty of
America. But, you know, they got to figure out
if that's true or not. And I think he was dead
wanting to get down. I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, you know. I mean. Something was
there. Something was there. You don't just kill
your kid. Right. I'm a father. My kid pisses
me off a lot. Never once does kill the kid come
in my mind, you know. Right. It has to be something
pretty egregious. Yeah, and I think if, you know,
if I was pounding the kid. Do you know what I
mean? I feel like there's going to be a recurring
theme to this episode. I hope it's not going
that way. This is the Epstein's Island episode.
I mean, it's okay, dad. Republicans are out there
voting to pardon fucking child molesters. Let
me finish my fucking point. If I was pounding
the kid. You know, which I'm not. I'm not pounding
any kids. But if I was, you know, like if I was
pounding the kid and the kid was like, I'm going
to tell somebody, the first thing that's going
to go through my mind is I better kill this fucking
kid. You know what I mean? If it's just you and
McKen as the only voice, it's like. Better kill
the kid. Kyle, this is why you got to weigh your
options. You got to weigh your options. Right.
This is why you made $80. Yeah, I was fucked
up, dude. I mean, it's just sad. I mean, she
looks like a happy kid, you know, from what the
pictures they post. I mean. Just to think, like,
as a father, I mean, I couldn't have met. I mean,
my son's very close to her age. She was, like,
eight or nine. My son's, like, five. He's going
close to six. But still, it's a close age. I'm
like, dude, fucking. And I try to, as sick as
it sounds, sometimes I try to, like, put myself
in those shoes where it's like, could I do that?
Yeah. Like, drown him. Right. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Could you drown them? No, but I could never.
I could never do that. That would kill me. So
it just gives you the kind of sociopath that
we're dealing with here. It's got to be somebody
so selfish that it's all about them. And it fits
the bill. I mean, you look at this guy's record.
Makes a lot of money off of mining. Dude, he's
making money off of mining in Africa. Right.
You're already taking advantage of people. Right.
That's a step, one half step above slaves that
he's probably using for work, you know? Right.
So he doesn't care. He's got a coffee company.
That's his big thing, a Colombian coffee company.
So obviously you're extorting labor in South
America. Damn. How do you get into those big
businesses like that? Just have a little bit
of money. Because I'm out here like, man, I could
start a food truck. I could do all these like,
you know, all these like, I can't say it here,
but these laborious jobs. No, it's all right.
The mic's off. No, I'm not going to say it. All
these laborious jobs, right? These slave labor
jobs. Cotton picking. You could start an insurance
company. But it's like. How do you break through
into those big fucking industries like that,
dude? You can't be white. Like some next level
shit. Can't be white. What do you mean you can't
be white? Dude, this guy's not even white. Oh,
he's not? No, he's like, I don't know, Middle
Eastern. Oh. North African, Middle Eastern. Damn,
those Middle Eastern people, they're wreaking
some havoc in New York State. The limo guy? You
know? It was his name, Hussein. He took out half
a family. He didn't have a family. Bro, 20 fucking
people. I haven't thought of him in a while.
I don't even know what happened with that. You
don't know what happened with that? No. He's
in prison, right? They were in the limo. One
of them fled. The people were in the limo? Yes.
It wasn't scary. Well, half the people were in
the limo. Half the people were down at a store.
No, no. Only two people died in the parking lot
got hit. One or two. Basically, he didn't do,
like, so driving once, he had to do a pre -trip.
He had, like, many mechanics. The issue with
that is he kind of got failed by his mechanics
that might not be existent considering what kind
of business he's running. But he got to do a
pre -trip, you know. Like, if I'm out driving
the garbage truck and my brakes fail, DOT's going
to be like, well, it's on the driver because
he didn't catch the brake failure or whatever.
But if there's a record of me riding up that
the brakes are shit, it's a rock and a hard place.
Yeah. Yeah, this was like... It sounds like he
was part of the family business. What's that?
It sounds like he was part of the family business,
you know? Who was part of the family business?
The driver. Oh, um, no, he wasn't. The driver
wasn't really, but dude, they were just running
like a shitty fucking operation. Right. Just
saying. And they just like that vehicle had been
cited multiple times. Like it couldn't pass like
New York state inspection or something. And then
somehow they got it through. Like it failed multiple
times. And, um, I think it was the tire shop
that fucked them. Right. Yeah, that like they
filled like the brake fluid with like transmission
fluid or something or vice versa. Yeah. Yeah.
So they were coming down the hill, I guess. And
I don't know if you know Skahari at all. Yeah.
So there's like a hill that comes in Skahari.
Oh, I know the exact hill. Yeah. And he was pushing
the brake so hard that they said his footprint,
like the pattern on the bottom of his shoe was
imprinted on the rubber. Jesus. Yeah. I don't
think he knew about downshifting. Because I think
he would have been like, okay. I don't know about
okay, but there would have been less carnage.
Oh, dude. I think they all would have lived if
he just downshifted. Maybe not the two people
that are out walking. Right. Dude, I think he
could have gotten it down to 20 miles an hour.
Yeah, but still, you can kill the 20. Yeah, but
I think it would have given people time to get
out of the way. He was doing like 90, dude. Like
there's no way you can do 90 if you put it down
into like first gear. You're doing tops like
30 miles an hour. I can agree with that. But
it's too bad. I guess he was like, not that it
means anything. There's like weed in his system.
I don't think that matters. Considering the scenario.
It depends on if he like just smoked. No, but
what I mean is like whether he was high or not,
that's going to happen. damn dude can you imagine
like you're driving and you just like you're
on this big hill and your foot just goes to the
fucking floor I've had it happen you got nothing
like in the garbage truck you just fucking you
press that brake pedal you go oh shit they just
cause they get hot you know and hot brakes aren't
gonna do anything you gotta downshift and hope
that jake brake catches and I've had it catch
quite a bit you know A lot of people are out
there driving without CDLs. They have no idea
what a heavy vehicle can do. All right. You know?
But, dude, can you just picture you're coming
down this hill, all right? And you're like, because
it's a long hill. It's a long hill, and you're
picking up speed, and you're like, oh, fuck.
Oh, I got nothing. Yeah. Oh, fuck. And then you
just see the speedometer start going up, right?
50 miles an hour. Oh, fuck. pedals going to the
fucking floor 60 miles an hour oh fuck man i
gotta maybe i can you know try and put it in
this field fields go by you now you got trees
on both side sides of you right there's no more
fields that you can ditch it in right you're
at 75 miles an hour oh fuck oh fuck oh my fucking
god right speedometer's 80 miles an hour you're
coming down you see an intersection ahead of
you oh my fucking god the people in the back
are like What the hell is he yelling about? What
is going on? They're peeking out the windows.
They got their hands on the window, face pressed
against the glass. They're trying to look out
through the tinted windows. They just see trees
whipping by. Oh, my fucking God. They're looking
out on both sides of the fucking limo. They're
coming down through the intersection. The guy's
like, oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.
he's screaming they're in the back trying to
text their fucking family they're like oh my
god the fucking limo driver's going insane he's
going crazy they're staring out the side of the
limo they can't see what's ahead you know yeah
this guy is fucking so scared his fucking hand
is fucking vibrating right and shaking his legs
are fucking shaking he's fucking screaming and
he's just starting to white out dude because
he just sees his life flashing before his eyes
he sees people in the parking lot And he's thinking
in his head, get out of the fucking way. Get
out of the fucking way. And he's coming through
the intersection. Boom. He hits somebody at 90
miles an hour. Dude, can you imagine just right
there what's going through this guy's fucking
head? He just barreled through an intersection
and pinned a guy at 90 miles an hour with a fucking
limousine. So right there he's thinking, oh,
my God, my life is over. My fucking life is over.
Little does he know. He's going off a fucking
ravine into a creek, right? He goes off the ravine,
right? He smashes through the fucking trees.
He's hoping to God something's going to fucking
save him. They're in the back. They still don't
know what's going on. They just heard a loud
thud in the front. He goes off the fucking ravine
into the fucking trees. The branches come through
the fucking windshield, rip his fucking arm off,
goes into the back of the limousine and skewers
everybody like a fucking shish kebab. And they're
just sitting there. Some of them are still alive
and they're bleeding out and they're looking
at each other all fucking skewered on the fucking
tree. This is too much. This is quite the story,
Dan. Don't stop. Skewered on the fucking trees,
dude. Bleeding out and they just see the fucking
blood with every heartbeat just squirting out
of their fucking arteries, right? All over their
fucking friends and like, oh my God! Oh my God!
Dude, and then think about this. Some of the
people got shot right to the front 90 miles an
hour. That little barrier in between the driver
and the people in the back. Fucking, they just
fucking face planted against that dude. So imagine
just being your skewered, right? You're still,
your heart's still pumping. You're just watching
yourself bleed out and you see your friends fucking
just smushed into that fucking, that front panel.
And you're a human shish kebab with like 10 other
people. Dude, what a fucking mess. Jesus. Holy
fuck. Damn. I'd probably get to that fucking
MCI and just vomit. I might have to put a graphic
content warning on this episode. Don't think
I'd say on that. Is this disrespectful? Oh, I'm
just trying to paint a picture. I didn't know
anybody there. Damn, they're already dead. All
right. You know, only have to say is you just
open the door of the limo. I'm sure that was
just blood just pours out into the river. Turns
the fucking water red. That sounded a little
embellished, but how hot were those kids? Jesus
fuck, dude. The recurring theme. But no, dude,
that was like a fucking plane crash. And I did
actually hear that people had been impaled by
tree branches in the back. I was wondering how
people got so mutilated in the back of a limousine.
Yeah. No seatbelts either. Well, once you get
past that little barrier between the driver and
the passengers, there's nothing. Yeah. Yeah,
it's fucking brutal. Yeah. Damn, I was, like,
watching, like, videos about, like, medieval
torture methods and, like, execution methods.
Like, worst death methods back in the day. And
it was fucking crazy, like, what people can do
to other people. Like, fucking boiling people
alive. Yeah. Or, like, your fucking skin melts.
And then, like, your bones start melting. Jesus.
One of the funniest parts might be, like, when
they have the witch thing going on. Like, Salem,
even before that. They would put you in, like,
a... They, like, down you in a lake. Like, well,
if they live, they're a witch. If not, they're
not. Right. It's like... Like, they, like, drop
you in a bath of boiling water. Like, if they
die, they're fucking, you know, free. If not,
they're a witch. I'm fucked up. But you ever
watch the... Fuck, what was the name of it? I
went to look it up. I don't think it was Monster,
but there was a Christian revolt. Hang on. Phil
Buffer. I'm going to look up for this. Dinner.
Jeff, how do you feel? I called you Jeff for
some reason. Jeff. Dan, how do you feel about
basically the Republican Party defending Trump
pardoning Maxwell and Trump with the Epstein
thing? Well, what I think, dude, is I think everybody
wants these cookie -cutter things in life. They
want this person that's just perfect in every
regard, right? And we want that guy to be president.
But that guy doesn't exist. Right? You just want
somebody that's... So you're saying Trump's not
perfect is what you're saying? I'm saying he's
not perfect. And we're just looking for perfect
people. There's a difference between being not
perfect and being a felon. Okay. Well... And
a child molester. Was he convicted? He wasn't
convicted of any of that. He wasn't convicted.
He's not going to be convicted of this Epstein
thing because he's going to fucking pardon Maxwell
and she's going to say, oh, he didn't. He wasn't
there. Right. The justice system is working.
That's how it works. No, it's not. Yeah, it is.
How is it working? That's how it works. You guys
ready? He's getting off. If you have power, you
get off of everything. He's getting away with
his crimes. That's fine. You don't know what
crimes there were. He said that's fine. Do you
guys want me to offshoot something really interesting?
Yeah. Of course. So. Do you guys know what anti
-Baptists are? What? Anti -Baptists? I've heard
of it. Anti -Baptists? Like the religion? Yeah.
So they're against Baptists? No. They're like
Satanists? No, they're not Satanists. Jesus Christ,
neither one of you guys know what the fuck it
is. They're basically the precursors of Mennonites
and Amish, right? But in Europe. So we're talking
about the... 14th century, right? So it's about
1500s. In the city of Munster in Germany, Anabaptists
weren't like that well known yet. The big thing
in Christianity was like Catholicism, which was
like power, money, everything delves in the church.
This is when we started seeing sex kind of break
off of that. Of like, well, we believe in Christianity,
but why do we have to pay all our money to the
church? Why do we have to delve all the power
to the Pope, right? We've seen things like Martin
Luther, right? And shit like that. The Protestant
reforms, all that, okay? So we got a city in
Munster in Germany, which, you know, is almost
like a powder keg because they're like, well,
why the fuck does Italy run our lives? We're
in Germany, right? And we see some people kind
of just show up and say, hey, here's this Anabaptist
shit, right? You don't need it. Like, here's
how to read the Bible. Here's a Bible. It's in
Germanic language. You can read it. We can all
read it. Now you know what the Bible says. That
was the big thing about the Martin Luther reforms
was the Catholic Church was just kind of preaching
things. Yeah, they do that a lot. Right. They
were just kind of preaching random things. And
Martin Luther, fucking with the printing press,
just all these Bibles and languages people can
understand. They said, wait a minute. Everything
they've been telling us in the Catholic Church
has nothing to do with this fucking book that
we can now read, right? So. Anyways, as we go
further on. You're so late on in life. Jesus,
I got the burps. You got this Germanic city of
Munster. Fuck. Hang on. History with Kyle. Drunk
history, actually. Jesus Christ, man. Get it
out. I got some gas X. I need it. So, uh, fuck.
It's okay. You know, yesterday, I think yesterday
was the switch top. Yeah. Yesterday was the anniversary
of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima. Really?
Yeah, on August 2nd. And they deserved it. Of,
what is that, 80 years? Yeah. Yep. That was unfortunate
that that had to happen, but I think it had to
happen. No, they deserved it. Yeah, they were
pretty... The rape of Nanking. Yeah, the Japanese
were fucked up. No, I think, I really think Harry
Truman... But now look at him. Fucking make the
best cartoon porn in cars in the world. It's
pretty good. It's a pretty good trade -off. Make
best sex robots. Dude, the Japanese make some
good shit, man. Damn. Are you going to get a
sex robot? Yes. Yes, dude. Are you kidding me?
I'm going to wait, though, until they come out
with the models, until everybody has Neuralink,
and you can plug it in so it knows what feels
good to you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because
it has feedback. It has neurofeedback. So it's
like jerking you off. And it's like... you're
like, oh, this feels good. And it knows how good
it feels. So it just keeps hitting the right
spots. People aren't even going to reproduce
anymore because they're just going to have fucking
sex with robots. And then they're just with a
fucking robot that they can just shut off. I
don't think we need that many people. I think
the things we perceive as problems are actually
natural negative feedback mechanisms, right?
So it's like, you know, like in your body, like
when... Your body temperature starts to go up.
Your like hypothalamus like regulates it back
down. Right. And it's just like maintains homeostasis.
Right. Or like, you know, whatever. Just like
there's a lot of mechanisms in your body like
that. So like human beings, we release all this
fucking carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from
burning fossil fuels. And maybe just like human
civilization has gotten to that point like a
hundred times in history. We think that the industrial
revolution and all this shit is new. We're the
first ones that have done it. When in reality,
this has happened hundreds of times. Why is there
no evidence of fossils of it? Well, dude, I mean,
we can't even drill that. The greater dry ass.
We can't even drill that a couple miles down.
It's the greater dry ass theory. Yeah, so what
is that? Well, hold on. Let me finish this thought
and then we'll get to that. So like, all right,
so we say all global warming from all this release
of carbon dioxide in fossil fuels, right? It's
really bad. But eventually it starts to kill
us off and human population decreases, right?
Yeah. From like global warming. So that's the
negative feedback mechanism, right? So that's
nature's feedback mechanism to reduce the population.
And not only that, like all these fucking plastics
and shit, they're all estrogenic. So estrogen
lowers fertility in males, right? It lowers humans'
reproductive capabilities. How about glass bottles?
No, glass bottles are fine. So it gets to this
point where it naturally starts to, the more
petroleum products we make, the more carbon dioxide
we release in the atmosphere, the smaller the
human population gets. Right. And then it just
goes through cycles throughout history. Like
and then eventually maybe even nuclear bombs
are part of that. You think it's happened before?
Like how long ago? I think we've gotten to a
nuclear age multiple times, maybe even hundreds
of times in history. Like within the last since
humans have evolved? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.
I think we have we may have been to this point
in history. Maybe not a hundred times, but many
times before. And it's just repeating. Humans
have been around for like 200 ,000 years, but
there's no evidence that there was advanced society.
Right, but you don't know how... That's where
the younger dry -ass theory comes in. Yeah, let's
hear about that. I'm going to try. I have power
through his fucking hiccups. Dude, he's got hiccups.
He's got gas. He's got... He's got everything
going on, man. He's having a hard time over there.
Basically, the Younger Dryas theory is that...
I might have the years wrong, but... Fuck. Around
250 ,000 years ago... Fuck. A comet hit the Earth
and reset everything. Fuck! Damn. And reset everything.
So there's a guy, Graham Hancock, that believes
that his whole theory is that there were advanced
civilizations before us. And, you know, some
catastrophic event happened. Reset everything.
So one of his books is, I think it's called The
Magicians of the Gods or something. That basically
there was a handful of people left. from the
higher civilization that lived through the thing
and kind of passed along knowledge of how to
recreate society. And it kind of goes along with
what you were saying, is that maybe there's cycles
of these advanced things happening. There's evidence,
like positive evidence of this. Younger Dryas
theory. Basically comets hitting the earth. Plenty
of evidence, right, of it happening. But the
hard part is, is there evidence of advanced civilization
before it? Somewhat. We're talking about Golbekli,
Tapali. There's another spot in India. But, you
know, it's something that you can watch with
Graham Hancock as he researches this. And that
theory... Jesus Christ. That theory... You know
what might help you real quick? You got smelling
salts? Yeah. There we go. Just do it. Just do
it. Right up to your nose. Give me another one.
That might actually... Two in a row. Wow. I want
two in a row. I've never... Nobody's ever done
that. I do it all the time. Two in a row? Yeah.
That might actually get rid of him. Oh, my God.
Three fucking times. Are you all right? Jesus
fucking Christ. We have that. But anyways, so...
The whole idea with Graham Hancock. That helped.
Yeah, I bet it did. Dude, they're not even there
anymore. Really? Yeah, I swear to God. You could
feel my diaphragm. We might have come up with
something. Yeah. Cure for handcuffs. That helped.
Wow. So, yeah, no, but Graham Hancock believes
in there were advanced civilizations before us.
The issue is with the retards. Is that they talk
about, you know, fucking Wi -Fi pyramid. Well,
you know, Graham is looking at it at a sense
of there were not necessarily like, you know,
we're sitting here. We have Wi -Fi, whatever.
He's looking at the fact that these were advanced
civilizations that were able to feed themselves,
whatever, you know, do all this sorts of shit.
Do they have nuclear bombs? You know what? It's
tough to tell. This Younger Dryas theory, which
is proven to have happened. Again, some historians
equate the Younger Dryas to be what killed the
dinosaurs. But it's hard to tell whether or not
that's what killed maybe advanced human civilizations
before us. Buildings? That's where the issue,
but that's the thing. You ever heard of Golbekli
Dapli? No. So there is a civilization way before
the dinosaurs were even thought to exist. Of
humans? Mm -hmm. You're saying humans existed
before dinosaurs? Casey, look it up. I'm not
kidding with you. What? This is like a 2 million
year old civilization. What was it called? That
was underground. Gobekli Tepli. It's in Turkey.
And you know what happened after it got excavated,
right? People want to start doing research on
it. The Turkish government put a kibosh on it.
It was inhabited from around 9 ,500 B .C. to
8 ,000 B .C. There you go. So maybe not two million
years ago. Maybe not two million years ago. The
dinosaurs were 65 million years ago. No, but
what I'm saying is, like, I mean, that's... So
what we know of, and I may be wrong on numbers,
but I believe what they say is like civilization
started about around, I think, 600 BC. What if
dinosaurs had civilizations and they were just
advanced? Yeah, they were living in there, Casey.
Yeah. You know what I believe, actually, with
dinosaurs? They all had feathers. I think they're
all birds. I agree. Yeah. I agree with that.
It makes sense, right? That's not even a hot
take. No. They look like birds. Yeah. So I was
looking this up a little while back, and they
say that some dinosaurs, they did find fossils
of feathers, but some of them, they didn't. They
found scales. So they're pretty sure that they
didn't have feathers, but some of them did. I
bet you some had feathers. Some were reptilian.
Well, they're direct. Scales and shit. They're
direct descendants. Birds are direct descendants
of dinosaurs. They just look the same. But back
to Gobekli Tepe, right? Yeah, I'm on the Wikipedia.
That's not the oldest civilization. They found
another one in India, and they found another
one in South America. The issue with some of
these places is that the governments, right,
is they're not just going to willingly let you
walk in there and excavate shit. They're not
going to. especially South America. And then
you got to remember back in those times as Pangea,
right? When everything, all the continents were
one. And I mean, to say that we're the first
advanced civilizations, it's just, I don't believe
it to be true. I agree. One of the great things
to do is obviously got magicians to the gods,
which is one. of the graham hancock books and
a lot of people discount graham hancock because
he does get a little bit um over i don't know
what the word is here but he gets over his wares
right he's been on joe rogan like five or six
times i've seen him yeah the old guy yeah and
he also has got like a british accent yeah yep
yep he's got two seasons on netflix now too it's
called the ancient apocalypse oh shit um But
I think a lot of those you got to take with a
grain of salt. Just watching. There's a lot of
good information there. There's no way to prove
this shit. That's the thing. What good does it
do that we do prove it, right? I think we got
to look at things like I think a lot of the conservative
retards discount things like climate change.
Yeah, Trump actually just shut down the last
satellite that monitors climate change that we
have. We don't need that. The problem will take
care of itself. That's like the Republican way
of doing things. It's just when something's a
problem, you just ignore it or deny it. But I
think a lot of the liberal retards, right? I
think they go too far. You got to take it both
ways, bro. Right, right. I'm in the middle. I'm
a centrist, baby. I am too. No, you're not. What
the fuck are you talking about? I am, but Casey
likes to throw me in a box. Oh, yeah. Because
he wants to fuck around with me. When Trump got
elected, he was all, oh, I'm on the Trump train,
baby. Half of Trump's cabinet is all former Democrats.
But what I'll say is like some of the liberal
side of the media is they go too extreme. You
know, like, fuck, there's a lot of, why do we
need energy? Right? Why do we need energy? No,
explain it to me. Go ahead. Why do we need it?
This isn't an argumentative point, but I'm trying
to expand on this. Go ahead. Okay, like in what
form of energy? What do we need energy? What
do we use for energy right now? Are you talking
about fossil fuels? Yeah, we're talking about
fossil fuels. Fossil fuels is the major point,
right? Wind? We're not using wind that great.
Water? We're not using water. Water is one of
them. Actually, you want to have that conversation.
Water is one of the most harmful. No. No, especially
out west. Yeah. Because you know what happens
when you put a dam up? What? You block off the
migratory paths of fish. Fuck them, dude. Fuck
fish. Dude, it's not fuck. No, but it's not fuck.
Right outside our door right here, the federal
dam in Troy, that is a natural barrier. You know,
the stripers and the herring, everything. They
can't go past that. Because even if that dam
wasn't there, it would be waterfalls, right?
Which is okay. And we have a great fishery right
here. And a lot of the nature is, you know, doing
whatever it is. Go out west, though. They're
putting dams, multiple spots. And they're not
efficient. They're not getting good enough energy
to, you know, produce for the towns, things like
that. But what they're doing is they're killing
off salmon. And, you know, it's easy to say fuck
them, don't care, when you don't enjoy nature's
resources. Yeah. There's a lot of people out
there that maybe fly fish. Like, those salmon
are very important. Yeah. You know? Give the
salmon two beers. And a blanket. And a blanket.
And something to eat, Casey. Don't fucking fuck
up my presidential speech. No, I can't. So kind
of along like what you're saying. But basically,
the rivers that we have dammed out here are either
dammed because of locks, like the Erie Canal
and the Champlain Canal, because there was natural
water barriers there, right? And we locked them
off so that boats can keep going by. Or the federal
dam, which is the power source for Green Island.
There was already a water barrier there and they
took advantage of it, right? Out west, they were
like, well, we got five townships here, right?
They could use some free power. Let's just put
a fucking dam here. Harness the power of the
river. There's no natural barrier like a waterfall
or rapids. Is this the Mohawk? No, I'm talking
about like Colorado. Oh, yeah. Like the Hoover
Dam. Right. That's not natural. No. Every dam.
I mean, I could be wrong. Some asshole from fucking
Germany is going to be like, the Lock 7 is not
a natural dam. I don't even know the point of
dams. Well, no. So out here, like in the Hudson
and the Mohawk, those are waterfalls. They used
to be water like or rapids, whatever. Someplace
a boat couldn't get through. Yeah. Right. So
they build a dam to keep the water flow normal.
And they put a lock so that you can go in with
a boat and then bring up to the obviously that
where the locks are for easy math. Right. Say
above the dock is 10 feet above water. Below
it is zero, so it's regular. There's a 10 -foot
difference. Waterfall, rapids, whatever. So they
put a dam in and then a lock so that you can
bypass it. The Erie Canal is very important in
the growth of America. There's still parts of
it by my house. Right, and it's predated railroads.
Everything was going by boat. But anyways, when
you go out west in like, say, Colorado, Utah,
Nevada, whatever, those aren't natural dams.
They built dams to power cities, which is a good,
in theory, water is a good way because water
is going to keep pushing through, right? But
the issue is they killed a lot of migratory species.
And then, you know, then it's where people could
talk about, well, Wind kills a lot of migratory
birds. It does. And then they talk about solar.
Well, it heats up the environment, causes more
supercells, causes more humidity. It's tough
to say. Like any more than roads, than blacktop?
But listen, there's one form of energy that you
can't really say is bad. I mean, there's obviously
a major catastrophic thing, but... It's only
happened twice in the lifetime of humans, right?
You know what it is? Nuclear. Nuclear, exactly.
Yeah, I've been watching that show, Chernobyl.
But that's the thing. I think there's double
-digit active nuclear sites in America, energy
-wise. The only issue we ever had was Three Mile
Island, and there wasn't a single death, and
there wasn't a single... What's the word I'm
looking for here? Like major health issue from
that. That actually only happened because the
Soviet government was so disorganized that they
kept running the reactor. You're talking about
Chernobyl. I'm talking about Three Mile Island
in Pennsylvania. But yeah, Chernobyl, right.
So that was just an obvious fail of communism.
you want to make yourself look better in all
facets and that's what it was was people were
saying hey there's failures hey they're failures
and people weren't willing to be like okay let's
slow it down let's do whatever and yeah i think
like the um the leader of that site got fucking
snowballed in a way yeah definitely i mean he
kind of gave like the okay for that Which is
the ironic part. It was a safety test. The guy
that's like the supervisor that was a dick? Yeah,
and he actually kind of got snowballed. Because
they... The whole government blamed it on him.
And he was just looking for a raise. He did what
they told him to do, like the test that they
told him to do, right? But he was like, the readings
were fucked up, and he was like, do it anyway.
Yeah, when it looked like it was going to fail,
he said, just keep it going, kind of thing. Like,
just fucking doing it. And then he didn't even
believe it. Somebody told him the reactor blew
up, and he was like, no, it didn't. But at that
point, they were too far gone. Because the basic
part of... So the failure of that nuclear reactor
was nobody knew how reactive graphite was. They
use graphite as like a way to absorb atoms, right?
Yeah, to slow down the reactor. Right. But what
they found was with heat, which is what that
was the issue. That's what the test they were
performing was. If we had no water, how could
we stop the reactor? Everybody in that reactor
was told, well, graphite negates nuclear reactions.
The issue was with too much heat, graphite becomes
reactive in a nuclear sense, you know, in dumb
terms, right? So they had a button, like a shutdown
button. The shutdown button shoved all the graphite
cores into this super hot. nuclear core and basically
what it was was like when you introduce graphite
into a hot nuclear core it just creates a massive
reaction so they hit the button they basically
said oh fuck like the guy that got snowballed
in it was like uh oh things aren't looking good
hit the button and that in his understanding
in his training was like when we hit the button
all right, we screwed up, but we'll figure it
out. But they didn't know that graphite. But
they hit the button. They shoved all the graphite
in. Where was this? Chernobyl. It was actually
in Ukraine, which obviously wasn't a country.
You know, never has been a country. They weren't
supposed to use graphite, but the Soviet Union
was like, it's cheaper. Yeah, they cut costs.
It was supposed to be something else. So basically,
all this graphite gets shoved into this already
super hot thing. Supposed to be like metal, like
titanium or something. And all the graphite gets
in there, and what happens is everything shuts
down, and they go, whew, dodge a bullet there.
But then the power levels just surge past what
the reading can say, and they're like, what's
going on? What's going on? Blah, blah, blah.
Basically, imagine you have TNT, massive amounts
of TNT, right? And then you have a bunch of,
I don't know, fuses, right? And the reaction
starts happening, and you go, you know what we're
going to do? We're going to light all the fuses
and then shove it into the TNT. And that's what
they did. And so all the power immediately went
away, and they went, okay, whew, thank God. We
saved it. We shoved all the graphite into the
core. Everything's good. Then the power levels
just went fucking nuts. And that's when the explosion
happened because all that graphite went in there
and caused a greater chemical reaction, and the
output of that chemical reaction became a massive
explosion. And then the issue, they try to cover
it up. First, they tried to send in three people,
basically, that would sacrifice their lives to
manually shut down the reactor, like pull the
lever manually. Which was already completely
destroyed. Were they volunteers or they got picked?
They got picked. Yeah. The best part of that
documentary was when they show up to the coal
mine. They go, yeah, we need guys to dig below
it. They all, like, fucking slap the guy's nice
suit. They all get coal over it. But Chernobyl,
it's interesting. They said if they didn't send
those guys in to do that, then, like, Western
Russia, Ukraine, like, Belarus, all these places
in Eastern Europe would be uninhabitable for,
like, hundreds of years. Really? Well, because
of the groundwater. Yeah, they basically, they
tunneled. So there's this thing called the elephant
foot, right? Right, right. Because it looks like
an elephant foot. but it's probably bigger than
this basement. And it's radioactive material
that basically, after the explosion, just kind
of oozed its way through. And once the explosion
happened, they couldn't, like, contain the airborne
part. It definitely damaged a lot of, like, Ukraine,
like what they would call Europe's breadbasket
for a long time. The thing they were the most
worried about was the groundwater was underneath
all this radioactive material that I think the
half -life was like half a million years ago.
Wow. Yeah. Is this a documentary you saw? So
there is a TV show called Chernobyl, which is
really good. It's on HBO. It's like seven or
eight years, which it follows a, I don't want
to call him a chemist. He's some kind of scientist.
It does this kind of shit, you know, but it's
just like a drama TV series like that follows
the whole. It's actually kind of cool. It follows
like the guys that are in the reactor core, everything
going on. That spurred me to then read books.
I read three or four books about it. I then,
you know, watch all sorts of videos, just try
to figure out what's going on. The major issue
with that particular incident was not what was
going in the air, not what was going on around
it, was that, like, nuclear contamination going
into the groundwater. Because that was in such
an important part of Ukraine that if it got in
the groundwater, we're talking about it seeping
into, like, most of Europe. almost all of europe
the black sea which then gets into like the middle
east northern africa i mean that like if those
guys didn't sacrifice their life they literally
all died i mean there was like close to 100 guys
that just dug underneath this thing called the
elephant's foot and then put a concrete encapsule
around it if they didn't do that i mean we're
talking about the world being half and uninhabitable
wow and uh there's a hundred of them i mean there
was probably it could be a little less little
more i mean they went into a team yeah yeah they
went into a coal mine and i mean this is soviet
union they went into a coal mine and said hey
you guys are doing this and they i mean they
kind of dramatized it in the tv series where
like the the lead guy goes what was the name
of this tv series again chernobyl This is on
HBO. Or Max, whatever it's called. It's a fantastic
series. It's actually one of the highest rated
series on IMDb. Out of all the series, it's like
that, Game of Thrones. It's in the top five.
And it's only six episodes, but you'll watch
it and be like... Holy fuck. Like an hour. There
was about the hospital where there was a nurse
and she was like, do we have any iodine pills?
And they're like, we don't stock iodine. What
do we need that shit for? And then everybody
came in with the third degree burn. I keep that
shit in my backpack. Potassium iodide? I think
one of the craziest parts is like in the first
episode, they kind of like, it's real intense.
It opens up, they're doing the safety test and
everything. And like, they're like, they're in
the control room. And all of a sudden you just
hear like that loud. Cause they're like, Oh,
the power is surging. The power is surging. Oh,
there's no power left. We're at low levels. And
all of a sudden it goes like, what was that?
You know, like did no idea. And, uh, Then it
cuts to, like, just a family, like a wife and
a husband in, you know, one of the Soviet apartment
houses. And the phone rings and the fucking husband
picks it up. Turns out he's a fireman, right?
They're like, hey, you need to come to work.
There's a fire at the Chernobyl roof or whatever.
And this is the big one. Yeah. Well, the whole
time, like, there's just like, there's such a
nonchalant feel and the firemen are just like
kind of putting water on it, whatever. And that's
what they always do, right? Right. But the one,
the one fireman takes, that's what they do, right?
The one fireman takes his glove off and picks
up this black block. And then he's just looking
at it like, You know, whatever. And all of a
sudden he goes, you know, and then it pans to
somebody else. And then you hear somebody screaming.
And it's that same fireman. And his whole hand
is just burnt to a crisp. He starts, like, throwing
up. Yeah, and he starts throwing up. And it turns
out he's just grabbing the graphite, the radioactive
graphite. Oh, shit. And then, yeah, it just gets
intense from there. Like you said, there's scenes
in the hospital where, like, this guy. I don't
want to ruin it for you, but you're probably
going to watch it. I'm not doing it justice.
It's like the fireman that was in that apartment.
He was one of the first there. They have no PPE
or nothing. The wife winds up in the hospital
with him. He doesn't look like a human anymore.
He's just like a red skeleton. And she's pregnant
or whatever. And they're like, you can't be here.
because you're pregnant you know and blah blah
blah and he's just laying there like like but
like he was one of the first firemen in there
and it it's just like if you know i i've done
a lot of research in chernobyl like if you know
anything about it like they did a lot of justice
with a lot of things like in the first episode
there's this thing called the bridge of ashes
um there's a rail bridge that went over, you
know, a rail system that went right into the
Chernobyl reactor. The name of this town was,
what was it? Pripyat or something like that.
Pripyat. Pripyat. Pripyat. And so there's a,
in Pripyat, which is like a mile and a half from
the actual reactor. But that's the town where,
in Soviet Union was like, when there's places
to work, they would just build. or cities around
that major place of work. And this is what it
was. There's Chernobyl reactor, a bunch of block
apartments, like, you know, 400 Central Avenues.
There's like 10 of them around this place for
people to live in to go to work. So this is what
it is. And there's this bridge of ashes. So there's
a rail system that goes in the Chernobyl reactor.
It goes through Pripyat. But the bridge of ashes
has all these... like frozen bodies on it because
what happened was there's two explosions the
first explosion happens everybody is like what
the fuck's happening so the best way to see the
reactor is through the the rail system because
there's gonna be nothing in the way right the
whole town goes on this rail bridge there's bridge
it goes over the rail system and you can see
the reactor's already blown up and there's this
straight stream of light straight into the sky
because because that's the fucking how radioactive
this is wow yeah they're like they're in the
helicopter and they're like fly over it like
i want to see inside it well this was like the
third day this is like the third day they flew
over with a helicopter it's so radioactive the
helicopter just broke really just straight down
but this is like the first night as soon as it
happened they're watching they're like there's
this pillar of light that goes straight up right
and they started saying you know this is the
middle of summer they're like it started snowing
they're like oh my god it started snowing but
this is just radioactive material and they're
all catching it and catching cancer like like
that and then the second explosion happens and
there's petrified bodies on that bridge it's
i believe it's called like the bridge of what
it's like the bridge of light or whatever there's
petrified bodies they're still there right yeah
of like women children families people just like
enjoying like playing that's still there and
they're petrified on the bridge yeah no way it's
just one of the worst disasters in the human
i mean the the reactor is still like yeah it's
still active it's still active there's no way
to contain it that's what so they went in and
just poured a massive amount of concrete below
it and then just put this massive concrete fucking
like thing on top of this dude that's the thing
like that's the cool part about Chernobyl on
HBO is like you don't it's not necessarily like
somebody just being like like me just being like
yeah so then it exploded and then you know you
actually like it there's no better series to
show the actual human aspect of one of the worst
disasters in history like showing people like
it makes you understand what happens with communism
is like You walk in to, like, the reactor, and
they're like, all right, we need seven guys to
go into this extremely dangerous thing and pull
a valve. And they're like, okay. Speaking of,
we keep a copy around. That was Eve's, right?
Listen. Yeah. All I'm saying, like, Karl Marx
had a good idea, but there's an easy way to make
it to, like, power. You'll see it, dude. You'll
see it in that. They'll walk in and be like,
all right, so the government just came in. You
guys got to pull these two switches. None of
you guys are going to live. We need seven guys.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. You
guys are going to go pull the switches. Nobody
will ever know who you are. Thank God for Soviet
Russia. You'll see it, dude. It's very off -putting
though because it had British accents for some
reason. That's the one thing is like everybody
had a British accent. But I mean it's fucking
mental. And then it gets like the last episode
is really intense because you watch the first
episode and they show like the initial well like
they show the disaster from when it exploded
after. Basically it starts with like the main
guy being like it'll be like boom the main guy's
like what the fuck was that you know like the
head supervisor um the last episode is like a
court trial where they try to figure out whose
fault it is and uh but then they go through from
like the start of the experiment until it explodes
and that's like the most intense part when essentially
it's just the government's fault well that's
what they find out like the whole point of this
whole mini series is like you watch a scientist
that isn't a part of the government but he knows
a lot about you know nuclear reactors and shit
and the whole part of the series is he finds
out that that certain type of nuclear reactor
they're using has a flaw in it which is the graphite
tips, is that when you shove graphite into a
hot reaction, it creates more heat, which intensifies
the reaction, causes explosions. That's the whole
point of the series is like, holy shit, this
little fucking two inch graphite tip that we
shove in because, and he says it in there, he
goes, the only reason why we do this is because
it costs less money. And that's the whole point
of the Soviet government. And he goes, so we
failed the whole country because it costs a couple
thousand dollars less to put graphite tips on
it instead of something else. Wow. Yeah. And
he solves the whole problem. And he basically
becomes a villain. And so he records the whole,
at the end of it, he records the whole thing
of him explaining the whole process. Sends it
out to America or whatever. But it ends with
him hanging himself. Damn. Yeah. Because he knows
that the government's found out and he's going
to become a villain. They're just going to kill
him anyway. So he puts out the whole story about,
and that's where everybody finds out. A lot of
people say that the Chernobyl explosion was the
fall, the actual fall of the Soviet Union. And
you really feel it. where they go into depth
with these meetings and shit like that and everybody's
fighting. What year was Chernobyl? Was it 89?
86. 86, yeah. It was late 80s. And then what?
The Berlin Wall came down in... 89. 89. Yeah.
But it's... I mean, it's one of the best series
I've ever seen. Dude, I'm going to watch it tomorrow.
I'm going to start it. Yeah, I think there's
only six episodes. You know what I mean? You
could probably, if you, like, binged it, you
can get it done in a couple. But the thing is,
though, it's heavy. I mean, if you are unemployed,
you can get it done pretty quickly. I can get
it done tomorrow. It's like, it's so heavy that,
like, you might watch an episode and a half and
be like, I need a break. Yeah. Like, they don't,
on the gore and shit, like, they don't. Fucking
settle down. It's there. It's raw. I'm going
to finish it tomorrow. If you do, I want to hear
about it. Yeah, no, really. Dude, it's, I mean,
I watched it before a lot of people knew about
it when it first came out. And I was like, holy
fuck. Like, this is fantastic. It's heavy. But
I didn't think anybody would watch it because
it's one of the niche things. History. You know,
and then all of a sudden it blew the fuck up.
And I went, whoa. Whoa. But it's fucking good.
Damn. Damn. I'm going to check it out. All right,
let's take a break. Yeah, for sure. We'll be
back. Title podcast. Welcome back. Welcome to
the podcast. Welcome to Jeopardy. Am I kind?
Here with your 16 -time winner, Dan the Vitamin
Man. Oh, yeah, baby. Second time on the show,
Kyle Franklin. I'm gonna scream. Kyle, I know
you can beat Dan today. Yeah. What's the categories?
Let's find out. Let's find out. All right. Wait,
is it me versus Dan? You versus Dan, yeah. I
gotta remember not to just keep pushing the button.
Like... Like last time. Categories are New York
City Counties, Most Popular Religion, Nuts, No
Bolts, Weird Combinations, Rock and Pop Artists,
Don't Be a Karen, and Same Name Cities. I'll
let the guest Kyle pick. New York Counties? New
York City County, yeah. Wait, New York City County?
Yep, New York City Counties. Oh, boy. 200. The
borough of Queens, also known as Queens County,
is the birthplace of this U .S. president. Birthplace
of this U .S. president? Yeah. Oh, come on. Wait,
hold on a sec. Who's Donald Trump? Yes. Oh. Oh.
Fuck me running. Damn, Vic. Same category. 400.
This county is known as King's County, but this
borough name is more popular. What is Brooklyn?
Brooklyn, yeah. Oh, nice. Let's go with the same
category. 600. Until 1975, this island was known
as the Borough of Richmond. What is Staten Island?
Yes. Fuck. Same category. 800. The two New York
City boroughs that have the same name as their
county are Queens and this northernmost borough.
What is, uh, fuck. What is Kings County? No.
Wait, say it again. The two New York City boroughs
that have the same name as their county are Queens
and this northernmost borough. Is it really?
Can I rob it? You can buzz again. What is Bronx?
Yes. Oh. Oh. Same. Damn. Same category. 1 ,000.
The most populous. This is the county name for
Manhattan. What is Manhattan? No, this is the
county name for the borough of Manhattan. Anyone?
No. No, that's New York County. I was going to
say that. I was like, what would the county be?
I knew that. Dan, you got both popular religion,
nuts, no bolts, weird combos. Nuts, no bolts.
All right. For 200. You got 1 ,000. I'll wage
your 500. 500? Technically, the peanut isn't
a nut. It's a type of this plant. Legume. What
is a legume? Oh, yeah. Wow. I would have guessed
that. You wouldn't have guessed that? No, I would
have. Yeah. Same category? Yeah. 400. This iconic
American cartoonist created the Peanuts comic
strip featuring Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and shares
a name with the protagonist. No? Nope. Charles
Schultz. Definitely knew that. Dan. Same category.
600. Choosy moms choose this brand of peanut
butter. What is Jeff peanut butter? Yes. What
are the other ones? Most popular religion. Weird
combinations. Rock and pop artists. Rock and
pop artists. 200. He was born in the USA and
born to run. What is Bruce Springsteen? Oh, yeah.
This is yours, dude. Go for another one. Another
one. 400. The Fame Monster by this artist features
songs such as Alejandro and Bad Romance. Fuck.
There is no way I just blanked. Who is Lady Gaga?
Oh, I just blanked. Dude, I had it on the tip
of my tongue and then I went... You ever done
that? Oh, yeah. I almost said Taylor Swift. Do
we stick out the nuts? Yeah, nuts, no bolts,
800. In the U .S., the state that produces the
most peanuts is the southeastern state. Famous
for peaches, too. Georgia. Yes. Correct. I didn't
know that. Let's go. Let's finish that category.
Jimmy Carter, bro. Jimmy Carter. Let's finish
off nuts and bolts. Thousand. This nut isn't
a nut at all. It's the seed of a droop. And California
produces 80 % of the world. What is an almond?
Yes. I was going to absolutely say a racial term.
And you got most popular religion, weird combinations,
rock and pop artists, don't be a Karen, same
name cities. Don't be a Karen. All right. 200.
This former school teacher served as second lady
of the U .S. from 2017 to 2021. Second lady?
Second lady. Who is Jill Biden? No. Say it again?
This former school teacher served as second lady
of the U .S. from 2017 to 2021. Dude, who the
fuck was that? Oh. Big Mike. No, it's Harris.
I don't know her husband's name. Oh, dear. It
would be Karen Pence. Oh. It's 2017. Oh, 2017.
Trump was president. Yeah. Okay. Wow. Damn. Same
category. 400. She portrayed Karen in the 2004
Mean Girls along Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan
as members of the high school clique, The Plastics.
Nope. Nope. Nobody's going to know this. Amanda
Seyfried. Oh, that was on the tip of my tongue.
Yeah, exactly. Same category? Yeah. For 600.
You guys got 2 ,900. Kyle got 1 ,600. Whose is
it? Oh, yours. Oh, okay. I got 29? Yeah. Do a
nice, easy... I'll do 300 because I'm not confident
in the Karen category. 300. The Karen language
is spoken by people in the Southeast Asian country.
oh well i'm fucked now so i'm in it southeast
asia karen yeah south and then west east i don't
know what is indonesia says indonesia fuck is
it uh cambodia Burma or Thailand? Wow. Was I
close? Was that like in that region? Not really.
I mean, what do you say? Indonesia is like an
island. Yeah, you weren't anywhere near there,
Dan. You're fucking retarded. You were near there.
Dan's pick. Same category. 800. This character's
wife was a supercomputer named Karen in the series
SpongeBob SquarePants. Who is... plankton uh
let me go pop and rock stars uh 600 already the
form of question pete townsend and keith moon
formed this band in 1964 who's the who yes yeah
but i would hang on hang on hang on hang on who
is the who who buzzed in He buzzed in, but he
didn't say anything. It's a massive two. But
he didn't say anything. It's a massive two. It
was like five decades. He said it before he fucking
buzzed. All right, you both get the points. Oh!
Fine. Are you happy, Dan? Fine, that's fine.
Are you happy, Dan? I didn't know we were splitting
hairs here. Are you fucking happy? It's close
game. I'm only looking at the fucking buzzer
that said a giant massive fucking two. He's right.
He is right. Yeah, so I should have all the points.
Kyle's back. Same category. 800. Yeah, 3 ,000.
Dan's got 3 ,200. 200. 200. Her 2024 album, Eternal
Sunshine, became this former Nickelodeon star's
sixth Billboard chart topper in the US. Nickelodeon
star. Hang on. I got... Fuck! No, the one I thought
of is Disney. Um... Who got touched by that guy
with the feet? It actually is, yeah. Is it Amanda
Bynes? Oh, no. Ariana Grande. Oh, fuck! She was
the other one I was thinking of. I was thinking
of Amanda Bynes. I thought Amanda Bynes at first.
Then I saw that pretty little fucking... God,
she's so hot. Even now. Who's the one I just
said? What's her name? Have you seen her? She's
like 60 pounds. She's like a skeleton now. She
has severe anorexia. That's what happens when
you lock up her. She looks like a fucking Holocaust
survivor. That's too bad. Her foot daddy was
taken care of. We'll get a picture of her now.
We'll do it after, but Kyle's pick. Is there
anyone in the rock and pop? Yeah, a thousand.
Tears for Fears were sewing these in their third
studio album. Say it again. Tears for Fears.
We're sewing these in their third studio album.
What are the seeds of love? I was going to say
the seeds of dissent. I have no idea what that
even is. What the hell is even that? What the
hell even is that? Kyle, you got most popular
religions, weird combinations, don't be a Karen,
and same name cities. Don't be a Karen. Thousand.
Karen Filippelli was Jim's temporary love interest
in season three of this American comedy series.
What is the office? Fuck. That helps. You got
most popular religion, weird combinations, same
name cities. Let's go with the same name cities.
All right. 200. You can find the Golden Nugget
Hotel in this Nevada city. You can find the Castando
Hotel in the New Mexico one. That is Las Vegas.
Yes. Wow. Las Vegas, New Mexico. A dance floor.
Same category. 700. Cities with this name are
home to the Masters Golf Tournament and the Maine
State House. What is Augusta? Yeah. Wow. Wow.
Same category. 600. The Massachusetts Militia
fought in this town in 1775. Who is Concord?
No. Fuck. And the Confederates fought in this
Kentucky town in 1862. Say it again. Massachusetts
militia fought in this town in 1775, and the
Confederates fought in this Kentucky town in
1862. Fuck, I feel like it's right under my tongue.
Fuck, because you're close with that Concord.
What is Bunker Hill? Oh, no. The one is Lexington.
Lexington and Concord. Lexington, Kentucky. I
knew they went hand in hand. You never hear them
separate. Fuck. Dance pick. Same category. 800.
I'm going to college in this town, but is it
the one with the University of Missouri or the
University of South Carolina? What is Charleston?
Oh, no. Can you say it again? I'm going to college
in this town, but is it the one with the University
of Missouri or the University of South Carolina?
Is it Greensboro? No. Fuck. Hold on a sec. Is
that Charleston? What are the two states? Missouri
and South Carolina. I don't know. It's Columbia.
Oh, fuck. What are the scores now? Kyle's got
2 ,800. Dan's got 2 ,000. Damn. All right. Gotta
play conservative here. Dan, same category. 1
,000 tourists in this Wyoming town can visit
Snow King Mountain. The one in New Jersey has
six flags. Great adventure. Oh, shit. Fuck. I
can't think of what it is. Say it again. A tourist
in Wyoming in this Wyoming town can visit Snow
King Mountain. The one in New Jersey has six
flags. Great adventure. Fuck, dude. Don't time
it out. Don't time it out. I don't have a guess.
What? I don't have a guess. Well, you probably
shouldn't guess then. Say it again. Tourist in
Wyoming. This Wyoming town can visit Snow King
Mountain, Bowdoin, New Jersey. Has six flags.
Great adventure. I don't know. All right. That's
Jackson. I was burning up. I would have never
guessed it. Dan, you got most popular religion
and weird combinations. Weird combinations. 200.
On the road again singer plus a famous South
African leader. Say it again. On the road again
singer plus a famous South African leader. Who's
the singer? On the road again. That song? I can't
wait to get on the road again. And then there's
a fucking, the black dude that got locked up
in prison. Elon Musk. Not Elon Musk. Nelson Mandela.
Nomar Gaddafi. Nelson Mandela. But then who the
fuck wrote that song? Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson
Mandela. It's a combination of both of them.
Willie Mandela. I'll give it to you. So it was
Willie Nelson Mandela. How the fuck would I know
that? It's weird combinations, Dan. But I came
up with it. I said Willie Nelson Mandela. I'll
give it to you. I came up with it. What? I know,
but we both. I gave you my half. You gave me
your half. I'm getting fist fucked. Kyle gets
the points too. No, that's fine. He's the guy.
It's okay. Dan's face. Same category. 400. What
Kyle Brovlosky might exclaim after the writer
of the song The Gambler died? You killed Kenny!
You bastards! Kenny who? Brovlosky. What? What
Kyle Brovlosky might exclaim after the writer
of the song The Gambler died? Who wrote The Gambler?
Oh, that's who we're looking for. Yeah. What
is that? The Gambler. I don't know what that
is. Kenny Powers? What? Is it Kenny Powers? No.
I don't know. That shouldn't count as a fucking
guess. Okay. I'm getting fucking railroaded.
You killed Kenny Rogers. I said that. It's, oh
my god, they killed Kenny Rogers. What? That
makes no goddamn sense, Casey. It's weird combinations.
Jesus Christmas. Same category. 600. Female lead
in Grease plus a professional wrestler who can't
be seen with the naked eye. Probably Ronda Rousey.
China. Who's the girl from Grease? I've never
watched it, bro. So it's John Cena. It's something
John Cena. Look out, look out, look out. It's
John Cena. Who's Olivia Newton John Cena? Damn
speak. Same category. 800. What NASA communications
might say if the singer of I Will Always Love
You hit a wrong note? What is Whitney Houston?
Wait. No. What is Houston We Have a Problem?
Alright, it's 3 ,000 to 3 ,000 Thank you, Kyle.
You're welcome. Same category. 1000. This GTA
character's name is a combination of a founding
father and a controversial U .S. president. Ah,
fuck. It's Franklin something. Fuck. Can you
say it again? This GTA character's name is a
combination of a founding father and a controversial
U .S. president. Wait. Say it again. This GTA
character's name is a combination of a founding
father and a controversial U .S. president. Who
is Franklin Clinton? Yes. Oh, shit. I didn't
know that was his name. Yep. Wow. He's black.
Kyle, you got most popular religion. Who's the
white guy? Who is the white guy? Trevor. Trevor.
Obvious meth head name. Trevor. Most popular
religion for 200, Cambodia. Anybody want to take
a pot shot? I have one in my head, but I don't
know if I... What's the score? Kyle's got 4 ,000.
Dan's got 3 ,000. Damn. What is animism? No.
Anyone? No. It's Buddhism. Never would have guessed.
That was my second guess. Dan's pick. Or Kyle's
pick. 400. Madagascar. Wow. What? I fucking can't
go racist here. So quick. I bit my tongue. I
bit my tongue. I don't know. No? Time that shit
out. Christianity. Never would have guessed that.
Nope. I was going a different path. 600. China.
Oh, fuck. What is Taoism? Nope. What is Buddhism?
Nope. Kyle. What is atheism? Yes. Really? Yeah,
because they're communists, you retard. Yeah,
but I thought they were the largest Buddhist
country on Earth. No, they're the largest country
without religion. There you go. Jesus, fuck.
Followed by Russia. Damn. Uh, Kyle for 800. Let's
roll. Indonesia. What is Hinduism? Hindu. No.
Boy, I might have just fucked myself. Fuck! Is
Dan gonna take a pot shot here? Nah. No? No.
Alright, Muslim. What's the score? Dan's got
1 ,800. Kel's got 3 ,600. Damn. What the fuck,
bro? Wow. This is fucked. Last one for 1 ,000.
Japan. Oh, no. This is a tricky one. Oh. Do I
want to... Go ahead. What is... Go ahead, because
I know it. Go ahead. Do you know it? Just fucking
say it. No, you already guessed, so take your
guess. Let me remind you, you're the guest and
you don't run shit. So fucking say what it is.
Go ahead, Kyle. Does he lose a thousand points?
No, he didn't even say an answer. Go ahead, make
a guess. No, go ahead. Go ahead, Kyle. What is
Taoism? Taoism? No. What? Are you fucking kidding
me? I'm not kidding, no. I played Shogun 2, Total
War. I'm right? Alright, Dan's still got a chance.
Well, we already said Buddhism. It's Taoism.
I bet you we look it up. We're right. Taoism
is in China. No, it's... What? It's not the most...
It's the most popular. Like the most number of
people. What are the scores? Kyle's got 2 ,600.
Dan's got 1 ,800. What is Buddhism? No. All right,
there we go. Take a shot, Kyle. No. Because my
correct guess is wrong. What is, I hope, oh,
hang on. What is, oh, I hope we don't get a nuke
again. I don't know. A nuke will come down in
Hiroshima. My penis, my penis are having no power.
All right. Invalid answer, Dan. We already did
Buddhism. That was Shintoism. I didn't even know
that was a fucking thing. You know what, Casey?
You're fucking railroading me here. All right,
we got Dan's got 1 ,800. Kel's got 2 ,600. A
70 -year wager is for Final Jeopardy. You have
1 ,800? Yeah. It'd be $2 ,800 plus $8 ,000. I
got $3 ,600. How much do I have? $2 ,600. I wager
$1 ,100. You wager $1 ,100? Yeah. All right,
question. According to the U .S. Hold on a sec,
hold on a sec. I'm thinking of my wager. You
changing that? Yeah. Hold on a sec. Because you
know Kyle's wager. Yeah, give me a second here.
What am I at? 1800? Yep. Damn. My coil fucking
burned out like a fucking Chernobyl firefighter.
Just want to take this moment to remind our viewers
that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. There
was a minute of missing footage removed. And
that man just did not hang himself. That's when
the old hill dog snuck in. What? The old hill
dog snuck in there. Who do you think snuck in
to murder Jeffrey Epstein? One of the Clintons.
That's one of the Clintons. Clintons. Or it could
be just like a guard that they paid off. Nah,
they couldn't pass up the blood in their hands.
It was Bill Clinton stuck in a prison and killed
Jeffrey Epstein. I bet you it was one of the
Israeli Jews. Yeah. They said, you know what,
this guy's been fucking around for too long.
Dan James' answer. All right, question. According
to the UN, it's the only country whose population
is entirely foreign -born. According to the UN,
it's the only country whose population is entirely
foreign born. I wonder if Tyler would know this
one. Implying that we don't know it. I don't
know. Do you know it? I feel like I have an idea.
But I don't know if they're part of the UN. I
think every country is part of the UN except
North Korea. You actually gave me a hint. You
just gave us both a hint. What did you say? All
right. Can I make a guess? What did you say?
I wonder if Tyler would know this. No, no. You
got to write it in. You got to send me your...
You got your phone? I got to text you? Yeah,
yeah. All right. I said I wonder if Tyler would
know this. That's not the clue, though. That's
a clue. No, that's a massive clue, I think. I
might be wrong in thinking why it's a clue, but
I think I... I just don't know if they're truly
a country. According to the United Nations. The
only country whose population is entirely foreign
-born. Entirely foreign born. What does that
even fucking mean? Because they're not born in
the country. Yeah, they're not born in the country
that they live in. Which now that I think about
it, I think I'm alright. I think I'm right. I
might have just come in here in the first ever
time I'm in jeopardy without 35 beers in my fucking
system. And fucking won the thing. entirely foreign
born if it's what i think it is you might feel
like an asset after Fuck, man. I don't fucking
know. Damn. Dan says North Korea. Dan bet $801
down to $999. Kyle said, what is Vatican City?
That's correct. Damn. Kyle up to 3 ,700. God
damn it. Kyle wins. Fucking bitch. God damn motherfucker.
I just want to thank my mother, my father. I
just want to thank God for bringing me here.
Yeah. My first ever appearance in the non -demolished
appearance of Jeopardy. Thank you, everybody.
It was Kyle's first Jeopardy win. What an honor.
What an honor it is. I can't stop. This is absolutely
incredible. It's everything I've ever dreamed
of. All right, that's enough. Jeez, man. Drop
it off. Drop it the fuck off. My heart just grows
to all the fans. To all the fans that listened.
To all the fans that listened and kept sticking
around. They supported me through this whole
process. And I know I've been trying to fight
Jeopardy on the Untitled Podcast forever. And
I just can't even imagine how fucking happy I
am. And everything's been so great. And I can't
take this fucking smile off my face. And you
know what? This one doesn't go out for me. It
doesn't go out for anybody around me. This goes
out for any of the fans of the podcast who think
they can come out here and win this. fucking
Jeopardy on this podcast this is for you this
is for all of you that have a dream that have
a dream that think they can't fucking believe
that they can't suck up and they can't play and
win Jeopardy on the title podcast you can do
it and I love all of you The Bible is a hoax,
and I believe Jesus is fake, and the same thing
with Muhammad and the prophet and all that. It's
the same fucking story. If you're going to kill
people over your stupid religion, you're a fucking
faggot. But I still love all of you. Thank you.
With love in my heart, I'm going to sign off.
Good night. All right. Thanks for listening.
Vatican City. That's a fucking country. That's
a country. It's the smallest country. God damn.
I thought it was going to be something stupid
where like, oh yeah, well, so -and -so was born
in the Vatican. I'm like, but then as soon as
he said, I bet you Tyler would know this. I'm
like, yeah, it's probably Vatican City. God damn.
That was good. Oh man. I would have guessed that.
Thanks for listening. Look us up on Facebook.
Don't forget Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
And as always, be kind to yourself. And if you're
going to suck a dick, it doesn't make you gay.
But if you like getting butt fucked. We got to
have a discussion. That's one way to end it.
We out. For all we know, robots have souls. We
just don't know if they do or don't. How do you
know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
episode you're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts already born babies and sell
them to the Chinese somewhere in China all right
some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
super soldiers then they are extraterrestrial
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel
them die of bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds. They know what birds are going
to cross paths with you, that you are going to
be Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.
Okay?