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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Salt and avocado oil. And olive

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oil. So olive oil in the popper. And then I layer

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in some avocado oil. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Welcome

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to the Unplugged Podcast. Don't worry, I'm going

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to cut all that out. Episode 115. I'm here with

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Dan and Tyler. Oh yeah. I declare that August

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is a month -long tribute for Ozzy Osbourne. A

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whole month? Yeah, bro. Prince of Darkness. What?

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Only a month? That's what you should be saying.

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Seems a little long. Bro, you only know like

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one Oddity song. Yeah. That should tell you something.

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He was okay. Could you throw an I Am A Real American

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in there? What? Did you see when he did a song

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with Post Malone and Post Malone's fans like,

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this Aussie guy, he's going to be real big someday.

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Yeah, I did. That was really funny. What happened

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to Burger King, Tyler? Oh, okay. I forgot. So,

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I'm eating Dad's delicious popcorn. Here, bro,

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take a cup of it. That's smart. So, me and myself

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and I, We're sitting in the Burger King parking

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lot waiting to order. So I'm in the drive -thru.

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Get up to the window. Mind you, I sat in this

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drive -thru for about 30 minutes. And at that

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point, you start getting the pissy thing. You're

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just like, why am I fucking waiting here? I don't

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even want this anymore. This was just a bad choice.

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But the way that this Burger King's fucking set

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up, you can't just get out of line. There's only

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one way in, one way out. It's a fucking one -way

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thing. So I'm like, I guess I'm fucking stuck.

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And so I pull up, and they're like, it sounded

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like he was this close to the mic. He goes, y

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'all, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Wait

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a second. Hold on. I'm like, okay, cool. And

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they're like, all right. And then I hear like

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a. Oh, hell, I got to write her up. I got to

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write her up. I'm over here bagging when she

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should be bagging. I got to write her bitch ass

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up. This fucking bitch. You! Hey! And you hear

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her stop and go away. She almost forgot to turn

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off the microphone. Hey! You! Come here! The

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fuck are you doing? I'm supposed to be taking

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orders and you're supposed to be fucking bagging.

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And you ain't bagging. And you just hear. I was

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so fucking high, dude. I don't know what's going

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on, man. I just, what do you mean bagging stuff?

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What do I have to bag? And he goes, do I bag

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this cup? And she's like, don't bag the fucking

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cup. You know what? Get the fuck out of here.

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Like, go home. He's like, well, man, okay, cool.

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I got a free day. He walks off and he just goes.

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Fucking animals. We get up to the fucking, mind

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you, another like 10 minutes to get up to the

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fucking first window. Jeez, I'm getting like

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the hiccups. I get up to the first window and

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she's like, hello. I'm like, okay. Opens up the

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window. I can fucking smell so much weed inside

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that store. It's fucking unbelievable. I felt

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like I got high from them opening the window.

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What's this, Burger King around here? Burger

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King is so fucking ghetto. Yeah, it's the one

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right down the street here. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

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So I'm like, she's like 1150 or something. I'm

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like, all right, here you go. And she's like,

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mm -hmm. Now you all pulled up now. I'm like,

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okay. And I get up there, and then there's a

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guy going. Fucking wide -eyed, just fucking,

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like, staring at the window. He just goes, what?

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What did you order? I'm like, I ordered this.

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He's like, oh. Yeah. Here you go. Fucking, there

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were raw fries in my bag. Oh, my God. I go, what

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the fuck, dude? There's probably some coke in

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there, too. And he's like, you want me to actually

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fry them? I'm like, yes. I want you to actually

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fry them. Jesus. He just goes, okay. And he comes

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back like a minute later, and it's slightly cooked

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fries. Not even fully cooked fries. I'm like,

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I don't fucking care. I'm just going to leave.

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I'm done. I'm done. Good enough. I'm going. I'm

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fucking leaving. This is dumb. Fuck you. Bye.

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And he's like, bye -bye. I'm like, what the fuck

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is going on at these goddamn fucking things?

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And they want to get paid $20 an hour? Dude,

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they probably make that now. Yep. Can you imagine?

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Did you work at Burger King ever, Casey? No,

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I worked at Starbucks. Did you ever work at a

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fast food joint? I worked at Price Chopper. That

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doesn't count. Can you imagine, like, you go

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through the, you know how sometimes they take

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your payment at one window, and then you pick

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up your food at the next? You just, like, give

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your payment, and then they never come to the

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window. Doors are locked. I'd be pissed, dude.

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Did you ever work at Burger King? I never worked

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in fast food. Yeah, I never worked in fast food.

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I was a grave digger. I worked at Price Shopper.

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There were some really angry rich white people

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there at that Price Shopper. And they would always,

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like, just come in with the most outrageous fucking

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things. Oh, yeah. The fucking Karens. Can I speak

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to your manager? I was like, go ahead. He's right

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over there. I was deemed too angry to be on the

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front end of Price Chopper. Somebody I worked

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with had, like, a cup of, like, hot water thrown

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on them, and they, like, burned their fucking

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arm. Like boiling water? Yeah. That fucked up,

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man. Damn. What other shitty jobs have we had?

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I liked being a grave digger. That was probably

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my favorite job, actually. Really? Yeah, that

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was probably my favorite job. Jesus. It was easy.

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I put my headphones on, got a backhoe, dug out

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the initial part of the hole, got in there with

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square shovels, dug out the rest of it, flattened

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it out, made sure it's all square, jump out the

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hole, on to the next one. Wow. It was all under

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the table and I got like 200 bucks for a hole.

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It was under the table grave digging. Dude, it's

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under the ground. Dude, 200 bucks a hole? 200

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bucks a hole. But that would be the thing. Some

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days it would be some days it would be I'd get

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like four or five holes. Other days, I'd go like

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two weeks without getting a single grave. So

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it was like... Hit or miss. It was hit or miss,

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yeah. You ain't looking for nothing. You're building

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character. But yeah, like the days where I was

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popping, I could leave with like a thousand bucks

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and I'd be like, hell yeah. You know what I would

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do? If I really want to make some cash. I'd go,

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like, get the flu and then go to a nursing home,

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a local nursing home, and just spread it around.

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Then you have a lot of holes to dig. I wouldn't

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actually do that, just for the record. I think

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that's what Andrew Cuomo did, actually. Exactly.

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He gave everybody in the nursing home chlamydia.

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But, yeah, grave digging was probably my favorite

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job. It was, like, so nice. I threw my headphones

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on, used the backhoe. dug it out, squared it

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out with shovels. Just listen to tunes or a podcast.

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Did you ever see anything spooky? You know, shadows

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here and there type thing. It wasn't like I was

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working. Like, so I wasn't really trying to look

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for anything. Like, I'm just like, I'm just fucking

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working, man. I'm keeping, I got my headphones

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on. I got a big ass spotlight that we brought

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out to like, you know, so you could see what

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you're doing. And I just did a whole. This was

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at night? Yeah. You're digging them at night?

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Yeah. You don't dig fucking graves during the

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day. Why? Why not? Because the public's there.

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I saw them digging some graves during the day

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in Saratoga. No, no, no. This is the one down

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here. Were you by yourself? It was either one

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or two man crew. So depending on, you know. Would

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you ever take a job digging graves in that one

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graveyard that we were talking about? Pinewoods?

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Yeah. Would I? Yeah. Yeah. You would? Yeah. It's

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not fucking open to the public anymore, and there's

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nobody being buried there since 1920, I think,

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was the last person buried there. So. Hmm. Yeah,

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we should go investigate. No, we shouldn't. We

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already got fucking, almost got trespassing charges

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yesterday. Anyways. How'd you almost get trusted?

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By almost, he means we absolutely didn't come

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close. Because I'm going to tell you, they don't

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bother people that are playing tennis. That's

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not a thing. I don't think anybody in the history

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of humans has ever been trespassed for playing

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tennis. Literally security, campus security drove

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by. These are like the courts at Union that are

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like where they have the competitions. They're

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really nice, dude. Like you could eat off of

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these tennis courts. They're fucking pristine.

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But, yeah, campus security drove by twice. And

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they're probably like, oh, there's some professors

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out there. Professors? Yeah. Some professors

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playing tennis. So what? I'd be like, I'm Dr.

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John Voight. That's all you would have to say.

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Oh, do you guys have your union ID? Be like,

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dude, I live just down the street. I'm a professor

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of architecture. They'd be like, all right. Yeah.

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Yeah, just say. I'm playing tennis. I didn't

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think to bring it. I teach physics. right this

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is what we're doing here and then we could go

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on like a rant about quantum physics and like

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like fucking ali mac does in this show have you

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ever heard of the double slit experiment right

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just like boring the security you've never heard

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of it no no i think i i think i know the one

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i'm pretty sure we talked about yeah i don't

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think we did quantum physics like um they shoot

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like photons through these double slits Right?

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Oh, I think so. Yeah. In this fucking, what is

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this called? It's like the observer something

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theory or something. Particle accelerator? No.

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I don't know. They just shoot photons through

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these fucking slits. Or atom splitter. No, it's

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not an atom splitter. So they shoot photons through

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this double slit in this piece of material. And

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while it's being observed, the photons land behind

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the slits where you would expect. Yeah. Right?

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So when it's not being observed and they look

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away. the photons hit behind where they should

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be hitting, like on the other side of the material

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where the slits aren't. So if you look while

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you're looking at it, the photons fall straight

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in the lines, right? What happens if you like

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videotape it? Well, that's the thing that's observing

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it. So you can't observe it. You have to look

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after the fact. How does it know whether you're

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watching it? Well, that's the thing. That's why

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it's like Einstein called that like spooky at

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a distance or something like that. Or it's like,

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it's just. Dude, it just tells you that there's

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something else going on with the universe. Like

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if it changes how it reacts based on whether

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or not it's being observed. By a human. Right.

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It's almost, it's almost like there's not enough

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bandwidth for the things that aren't there. Yes.

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When you're not looking. Yeah. So it's like a

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video game when like the, the, the models that

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are in the distance are like fucking, you can't

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even tell what they are. They're not rendered

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yet. Yeah. And then when they, they get closer

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to more and more, they get rendered. Exactly.

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It's like every time that you look away from

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Jeffrey Epstein, he kills himself. Right, right.

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God. God damn it. Are people still talking about

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that guy? Yeah, we're still talking about it.

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Are you some kind of loser, bro? We're now on

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like the Trump pedophile memes, which I think

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is hilarious. Look, dude, I'm beyond all that.

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If you guys want to stay behind. You're beyond

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it. If you guys want to stay behind and talk

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about Epstein. All right there, Epstein Island.

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And you want to be in the trenches. Epstein Island,

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what are you talking about? Have seen never existed.

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Donald Trump's going to go down as probably the

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worst president in American history. It's going

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to be fucking funny. Dude, I'm just a bigger

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person than all y 'all. I'm beyond it. All right

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there, Jesus. I'm just joking. I think it's absolutely

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absurd that we're just going to try and sweep

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it under the rug. Dude, you know, Trump was like

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fucking trying to get soldiers to pledge their

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allegiance to MAGA. Who? He was like punishing

00:14:38.460 --> 00:14:41.559
soldiers that didn't join MAGA. That's not true.

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It is true. That's not fucking true. Casey, Casey,

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you know the fuck you said the other day that

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Barron Trump was dating Obama's daughter? And

00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:52.399
he's like, yeah, that's 100 % true. That is true.

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I saw it on the news. Brother, I don't believe

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shit that you say because your fucking news sources

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are probably fucking schizophrenics .com. But

00:15:01.740 --> 00:15:05.340
you believe the Epstein thing, though. Probably

00:15:05.340 --> 00:15:08.440
right. I believe that Alex Jones is winning everything.

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Aren't you so happy that corruption is being

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exposed, Dan? It's like a rebirth of a country.

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Casey, where was all this smugness when the left

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was getting, you know... You're fucking up the

00:15:21.279 --> 00:15:25.659
mic. I don't fucking care. Where was all this

00:15:25.659 --> 00:15:28.299
smugness when the left was getting pedophile

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charges thrown at them? Hey, I dealt with this

00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:34.799
shit too. The same... The same fucking situation.

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Where was the smugness, though? You're like,

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oh, this is a great thing. Pedophiles and stuff.

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Yeah. Where was the same fucking thing for the

00:15:44.580 --> 00:15:47.220
left? Joe Biden was just a suspected pedophile.

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He didn't get charged with it. See, Dan? See

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what's going on here? We've got to fix this echo.

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We've got to echo. All right, we're back. What

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is the process of monetizing this podcast? I

00:16:02.779 --> 00:16:06.779
think RSS, the hosting site, was coming out with

00:16:06.779 --> 00:16:10.799
a new dynamic ad insertion that you can do. So

00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.960
we could just add ads? Yeah, but I think you

00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:16.960
have to have people actually listen to it. Or

00:16:16.960 --> 00:16:22.059
you could actually promote it. No. No. I'd rather

00:16:22.059 --> 00:16:29.080
not. Bro, if you could make a living podcasting,

00:16:29.100 --> 00:16:34.000
wouldn't you want to blow up? I mean, it beats

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the fuck out of a regular job. This will never

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blow up. This will never blow up because this

00:16:40.220 --> 00:16:43.860
is so unmonetizable of a podcast that this would

00:16:43.860 --> 00:16:46.720
get buried so fucking far. It's an underground

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podcast. It's like the fucking Blair Witch Project.

00:16:49.500 --> 00:16:51.759
Bro, we would be more buried than Alex Jones,

00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:57.299
dude. We're dropping truth bombs on these people.

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Let me ask you, Casey. I'm going back to the

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Epstein thing for a second. Don't you think that

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Joe Biden would have released something if they

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had it on Donald Trump? Yeah. About Epstein's

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Island. And then it was said, fucking Joe Biden's

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faking this to make Trump look bad. And don't

00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:21.180
you think, like... Would you have believed it

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if Joe Biden released a file that said Trump

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was, you know, on Epstein's Island? Would I have

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believed it? He did, multiple times. Trump? No,

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no, fucking Biden did. Biden released some names,

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I think, on the list. Dude, there was never a

00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:41.019
push to release that Donald Trump had been on

00:17:41.019 --> 00:17:43.960
the planes, right? Multiple times he went on

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his planes. But now we see how connected to Epstein

00:17:47.599 --> 00:17:50.819
he was. We already knew that, retard. Yeah, but

00:17:50.819 --> 00:17:53.700
we paid him like a billion dollars. But they're

00:17:53.700 --> 00:17:56.059
not pursuing it. The left isn't going after it,

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right? So, like, they didn't go after it when

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Joe Biden was in office. Why didn't they go after

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it? If they had Trump dead to rights, they would

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fucking nail him to the cross. Right, and they

00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:10.539
didn't because they're guilty too. Like, dude,

00:18:10.799 --> 00:18:13.039
a lot of these people are fucking sick, bro.

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Like, a lot of the people in, like, big business

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and, like, in the government at the upper echelon

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are fucking sick. That's why he didn't do it.

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Because Biden's probably on the list and so is

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Bill Clinton and so is all the other fucking

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Democrats and Republicans. So all the people

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at the bottom want to have this conversation,

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but nobody at the top does. Johnny Silverhand

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was right. It's all run by the same people. Dude,

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was Trump on Epstein's Island banging kids? Yes.

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Dude, I mean, I could see him having sex with

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a 17 -year -old on Epstein's Island. I wouldn't...

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That's a possibility, dude. I don't know. We

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already know he was around that kind of behavior.

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I still don't like the fact that Japan's age

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of consent is 13. Oh, yeah. Let's not talk about

00:19:05.930 --> 00:19:08.309
that. I don't like... You know what it is in

00:19:08.309 --> 00:19:12.710
the UK? 16? 16. Yeah. People here would have

00:19:12.710 --> 00:19:18.170
a fucking nuclear meltdown. I mean, New York,

00:19:18.210 --> 00:19:23.470
it's 17. Yeah. I mean, dude, the thing is, like,

00:19:24.269 --> 00:19:27.009
I think I talked about this on the podcast. I

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was watching King Queens. You remember that show?

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Yeah. James. Yeah. And he said in one of the

00:19:32.589 --> 00:19:34.650
episodes, he's like. He's like, why can't these

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people just get a hot 16 -year -old babysitter

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like normal people? And I'm like, dude, you could

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never. The 90s were a different time. You could

00:19:42.970 --> 00:19:45.970
never say that today. Just in that period of

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time, how much things have changed. Because that

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was like 2001, 2002 when that show was out. Maybe

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a little earlier. I mean, there's some funny

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shit going on with Carnival Cruise Lines. Have

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you seen that? No. They're not banning black

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people from it. But it's pretty they're banning

00:20:06.329 --> 00:20:08.569
black people from Carnival, Carnival Cruise.

00:20:08.710 --> 00:20:12.069
How? So Carnival Cruise is the cheapest cruise

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line that there's that they have out there. And

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it was known for being degenerate. Like if you

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look up on like any fucking YouTube like video

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or like Google, if you type in Carnival Cruise

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ratchet fight or Carnival Cruise fight or like

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whatever, you're going to see a whole bunch of

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people. on the deck, just punched each other.

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And you know, the whole, like throwing a chair

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at 20 miles per hour at somebody and shit. Yeah.

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Like all that fucking insane shit. So carnival

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cruise came out with a new, um, with a new, uh,

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policy and their new policy is. Black people

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are very upset about this. I've seen probably

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like 50 videos on black people being like, they

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out here banning black people. So here's the

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new policy. They're banning JBL speakers, speakers

00:21:06.650 --> 00:21:10.549
in general, but JBL speakers. The brand? Yeah.

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But they're banning speakers in general, but

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they specified that one specifically for some

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reason. I own like three of those. They're banning.

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Weed smoking on board. I own that. They are banning

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rap music. I own that, too. In general. There

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is no rap music being played at any of the clubs

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in the entire fleet of Carnival Cruises. What

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if it's R &B? Wow. They banned all rap music.

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What if it's R &B? I think R &B is fine, but

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rap music, no. What if it's an R &B song featuring

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a rap artist? It's too much. But yeah, they did

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that. No weed. And there's a curfew for people.

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I think it's past 1 a .m. You have to be back

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in your cabin. Now that sounds like no fun. Sounds

00:22:03.660 --> 00:22:08.660
like not a fun cruise at all. Damn. Yeah. I think

00:22:08.660 --> 00:22:10.099
there's other things in there, but that was like

00:22:10.099 --> 00:22:15.279
the main ones in there. Hysterical. That there's

00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:17.700
like we're banning rap music. I want to find

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out more about that. cruise that was like the

00:22:19.930 --> 00:22:22.009
poop cruise. Oh, the poop cruise? You never...

00:22:22.009 --> 00:22:24.329
I watched a documentary on that. Yeah, there

00:22:24.329 --> 00:22:27.069
was a Netflix. No, I watched one on YouTube before

00:22:27.069 --> 00:22:30.470
the thing. But yeah, the poop cruise seems terrible.

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Like, why? I have been on a cruise before. Not

00:22:36.769 --> 00:22:41.690
a fan. You get seasick? No, no. It's just...

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It's so big. You only have X amount of days.

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And... you have X amount of islands that you

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go to or like places that you go to. And like

00:22:51.900 --> 00:22:56.779
these places are cool to visit, but I'm like,

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I want more than five hours at this place. Like

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type things. Like I went to Mexico. What type

00:23:03.539 --> 00:23:07.960
shit type shit. Yeah. Yeah. Like I went to Mexico,

00:23:08.059 --> 00:23:13.920
like as part of my cruise and Mexico, I had four

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and a half hours to explore Mexico. An entire

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country. Wow. They gave me four and a half hours.

00:23:20.420 --> 00:23:25.059
Damn. I couldn't do much in four and a half hours

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in Mexico. In a place like Grand Cayman, where

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I'm going for my honeymoon, actually. Grand Cayman's

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an island in the Atlantic there. Like the Bahamas

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area. Just like the general area there. It's

00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:41.740
an English colony still. But Grand Cayman, the

00:23:41.740 --> 00:23:46.359
four hours it took me. I was able to circle the

00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:50.680
island in four hours. Oh, wow. In a car. And

00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:53.960
we made four stops, too, and stayed there for

00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:57.519
20 minutes apiece. So going around the entire

00:23:57.519 --> 00:23:59.200
island, I think, would take you two hours just

00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:04.160
to circle the whole island on a car. Also, there

00:24:04.160 --> 00:24:06.279
is no guns allowed on that island unless you're

00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.700
the police. That's how it should be. Wait, which

00:24:09.700 --> 00:24:11.700
island is this? Grand Cayman. That's because

00:24:11.700 --> 00:24:13.380
it's British, and they do the right thing in

00:24:13.380 --> 00:24:15.819
Britain. Isn't that the... Who's the guy that

00:24:15.819 --> 00:24:20.980
owns that? Mr. Dart. The cup guy? Mr. Dart, yeah.

00:24:21.140 --> 00:24:23.579
I don't remember what he ran, but his name was

00:24:23.579 --> 00:24:28.079
Mr. Dart. Dart Cups. Was it Dart? Yeah. Was it

00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:31.779
Dart Cups? No, that's Solo. Like the red Solo

00:24:31.779 --> 00:24:34.019
Cups? Yeah, but they're similar. Hold on a sec.

00:24:37.019 --> 00:24:39.240
Just look up anything in fucking Grand Cayman

00:24:39.240 --> 00:24:43.069
and it's probably owned by Mr. Dart. It's a beautiful

00:24:43.069 --> 00:24:44.950
place, though. It really is. It's a beautiful

00:24:44.950 --> 00:24:52.170
island. Dart Container Corporation. Keith, no.

00:24:52.490 --> 00:24:58.269
Keith Clark is the CEO. Subsidiary Solo Cup.

00:24:59.170 --> 00:25:04.609
Really? Yeah, they own Solo. No shit. But, yeah,

00:25:04.690 --> 00:25:07.109
I mean, all in all, that island's beautiful.

00:25:07.869 --> 00:25:10.569
I didn't even get off for Jamaica, actually.

00:25:11.339 --> 00:25:15.299
I was I overslept. And by the time that I woke

00:25:15.299 --> 00:25:21.299
up, I was we were we're docked in Jamaica. And

00:25:21.299 --> 00:25:25.619
because Ike, that's another thing. If like you

00:25:25.619 --> 00:25:29.579
got like a couple of days like of like you have

00:25:29.579 --> 00:25:31.299
normally like two or three days where you're

00:25:31.299 --> 00:25:33.819
just at sea, like nothing's like you're not stopping

00:25:33.819 --> 00:25:36.000
any islands or anything. But we had three days

00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:38.680
in a row where we stopped at islands. And the

00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:41.000
third day was Jamaica. And I just was fucking,

00:25:41.059 --> 00:25:43.720
I was beat. I fucking woke up at like 10 a .m.

00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:45.460
And we were already docked for two hours. And

00:25:45.460 --> 00:25:52.259
they were leaving at 2 p .m. And I'm like. Some

00:25:52.259 --> 00:25:54.819
people just live on cruise ships. It's cheaper

00:25:54.819 --> 00:25:57.539
than an apartment. Yeah, but I just kind of,

00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:01.660
I was like. I'm just going to stay on the ship

00:26:01.660 --> 00:26:05.200
for today. So me and my fiance just walked around.

00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:10.079
But, like, the thing is, cruise ships like a

00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:13.980
small city, like, floating. It's insane how that

00:26:13.980 --> 00:26:17.920
floats. Like, I know it has buoyancy, like, all

00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.920
this shit. But, like, it fucking, it really freaks

00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:24.220
me out how cruise ships and, like, battleships

00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:27.420
and all that shit are able to float. Like, how

00:26:27.420 --> 00:26:29.259
the fuck is that able to float? Like, look at

00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:32.279
a fucking aircraft carrier. Yeah. You ever see,

00:26:32.339 --> 00:26:35.079
like, an aircraft carrier in person? yeah it's

00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:38.480
fucking wild dude they're bigger than the fucking

00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:42.099
like like a city like like a small town around

00:26:42.099 --> 00:26:45.200
here an aircraft carrier could fit if you scrunched

00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.119
it in like this you could fit a small town in

00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:51.339
an aircraft carrier yeah like when i was down

00:26:51.339 --> 00:26:54.240
where the fuck did i see an aircraft carrier

00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:57.559
i know i saw one oh down in florida they were

00:26:57.559 --> 00:27:00.160
doing like like they were doing like refueling

00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:01.480
stuff and like one of the docks and there was

00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:04.789
just a legit aircraft carrier i'm like Holy shit,

00:27:04.890 --> 00:27:08.990
that's a fucking aircraft carrier. But aircraft

00:27:08.990 --> 00:27:11.950
carriers are fucking scary, dude. They're huge.

00:27:12.609 --> 00:27:15.529
Like a fucking cruise ship is fucking massive,

00:27:15.609 --> 00:27:17.670
and then that fucking aircraft carrier makes

00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:21.170
that look small. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like

00:27:21.170 --> 00:27:23.490
I walked up to the cruise ship before I got on,

00:27:23.509 --> 00:27:24.849
and I looked up, and I'm like, that's like a

00:27:24.849 --> 00:27:28.789
building on its side. It's fucking crazy. I've

00:27:28.789 --> 00:27:31.930
never been on a cruise ship. It's all right.

00:27:33.179 --> 00:27:35.319
My brother's graduating high school this year.

00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:39.460
Not this year, like 2026 he's graduating. And

00:27:39.460 --> 00:27:42.059
I have to go on a cruise for that because that's

00:27:42.059 --> 00:27:43.900
my brother's graduation gift. They already got

00:27:43.900 --> 00:27:46.319
it for him, so I got to go on a cruise ship again.

00:27:46.619 --> 00:27:49.579
I wouldn't go on a cruise ship if I had a choice

00:27:49.579 --> 00:27:52.200
type thing. I'll fucking go for you if you don't

00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:54.819
want to go. It's for my brother's graduation.

00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:58.359
I got to be there for him. But if I was to choose

00:27:58.359 --> 00:28:00.299
the vacation, I don't think I'd choose a cruise

00:28:00.299 --> 00:28:03.829
ship personally. Not something I would do, personally.

00:28:04.710 --> 00:28:07.650
I mean, I like going to destinations. I like

00:28:07.650 --> 00:28:11.109
driving. I like driving to where I'm going. That's

00:28:11.109 --> 00:28:13.950
one of my favorite things. I enjoy driving. You

00:28:13.950 --> 00:28:17.210
get that. You enjoy cars. You like driving, I

00:28:17.210 --> 00:28:21.430
feel like. Yeah, oh yeah. For work, I had to

00:28:21.430 --> 00:28:24.170
drive up to Vermont, close to the border, close

00:28:24.170 --> 00:28:28.380
to the Canadian border there. great drive, like

00:28:28.380 --> 00:28:30.680
four and a half hours. I was like, this is awesome.

00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:32.619
Drove it through the mountains of fucking Vermont.

00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:36.859
Like, I feel like it's fun until it's not. I

00:28:36.859 --> 00:28:39.720
feel like sometimes like I've gone on road trips

00:28:39.720 --> 00:28:41.319
and I get all the way there and I'm like, fuck,

00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.119
I got to drive all the way back. This fucking

00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:47.900
blows. I think I'm falling asleep. I think the

00:28:47.900 --> 00:28:51.859
thing where driving down to a vacation or driving

00:28:51.859 --> 00:28:53.980
up to a vacation, wherever you're like driving.

00:28:55.130 --> 00:28:57.349
whatever direction you're driving, driving to

00:28:57.349 --> 00:28:59.529
the vacation is always fun because you're like,

00:28:59.589 --> 00:29:02.789
all right, I get to go on vacation. This is awesome.

00:29:03.009 --> 00:29:05.670
Well, man, we'll stop at fucking this cool rest

00:29:05.670 --> 00:29:07.910
stop that I saw. And then on the way back, you're

00:29:07.910 --> 00:29:10.349
like, I got to go back to my fucking real life.

00:29:10.569 --> 00:29:15.789
Yeah. It's the worst. Yeah. Like, uh, as soon

00:29:15.789 --> 00:29:17.549
as I get enough money to retire, I'm fucking

00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:20.500
retiring. I want to retire now. Speaking of that,

00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.599
how's unemployment, Dan? I got to write a jingle

00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.940
for that segment. Unemployment with Dan. It's

00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:29.900
fucking amazing, dude. It's unemployment with

00:29:29.900 --> 00:29:34.980
Dan. I wish everybody could experience it, you

00:29:34.980 --> 00:29:37.299
know? When you save up a year's salary and you

00:29:37.299 --> 00:29:41.000
can just relax, you know? Just take some time

00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:43.619
off. Not have to worry about, and it's not like,

00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:45.500
like, dude, this is the most fucked up thing

00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:48.819
about having a job. I'm an adult, right? And

00:29:48.819 --> 00:29:51.420
I have to ask another adult if I can take time.

00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.720
And it's like, this is my fucking life. That's

00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:57.319
why I kind of just want to be a business owner,

00:29:57.440 --> 00:29:59.799
dude. Because then you can just be like, oh,

00:29:59.859 --> 00:30:01.259
I'm going to take a vacation. I don't have to

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.599
ask anybody. You know what really pissed me off

00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:07.960
about that specifically? So currently, I have

00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.559
nothing on my desk. I finished all my work that

00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.119
I've had. It's a slow time of year with hurricane

00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:17.059
seasons just starting up. So we haven't really

00:30:17.059 --> 00:30:20.519
got anything to do So there's nothing on my desk

00:30:20.519 --> 00:30:23.339
There's no like like claims that I have like

00:30:23.339 --> 00:30:25.740
for me and I'm just sitting in my fucking desk

00:30:25.740 --> 00:30:29.619
and I'm like, hey I'm just gonna go and they're

00:30:29.619 --> 00:30:33.099
like Oh another half day for you Lee. I'm like

00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:35.299
I literally have nothing on my desk. Do you want

00:30:35.299 --> 00:30:37.500
me to sit here and fucking pretend to type on

00:30:37.500 --> 00:30:39.640
a fucking keyboard? Is that going to make you

00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:42.559
guys feel better? I'm like, there's nothing for

00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:45.279
me to do. I don't have a claim to do. I finished

00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.400
all my claims. You checked all my claims. You've

00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:50.619
done all this. I've gotten all my shit through.

00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.960
I've got nothing to do. Tyler, what would you

00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:58.039
say you do here? Nothing. I don't do anything.

00:30:58.539 --> 00:31:01.119
So you don't have any work left. Are you salary?

00:31:01.529 --> 00:31:03.450
Yeah. All right. So you don't have any work left

00:31:03.450 --> 00:31:06.869
to do and they're giving you a hard time about

00:31:06.869 --> 00:31:11.890
leaving. I got, I have, I'm currently in the

00:31:11.890 --> 00:31:14.029
process of getting like fully certified. Like

00:31:14.029 --> 00:31:15.910
I'm able to work under the company's license,

00:31:16.029 --> 00:31:18.329
but I gotta, I'm trying to get licensed on my

00:31:18.329 --> 00:31:20.109
own. They're like, yeah, but you can study. I'm

00:31:20.109 --> 00:31:22.549
like, I studied for four hours here. Like I can't

00:31:22.549 --> 00:31:25.009
study for more than four hours. Like I'm one

00:31:25.009 --> 00:31:26.750
of those guys where I'm like, there's nothing

00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:29.470
more than I'm going to gain after. Like I spent

00:31:29.470 --> 00:31:31.779
the entire, like for like I get in, I get in

00:31:31.779 --> 00:31:35.019
before most people. I get in like 8 .30, and

00:31:35.019 --> 00:31:36.960
when everybody else was supposed to get in at

00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:40.059
9, I get in at 8 .30. I sit at my desk, and I'm

00:31:40.059 --> 00:31:41.799
studying for fucking four hours for this fucking

00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:48.339
test. Damn. What test? Test on what? It's the

00:31:48.339 --> 00:31:52.859
New York insurance adjusters test. It's fucking

00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:57.039
bullshit. It's a whole bunch of fucking nonsense,

00:31:57.160 --> 00:32:00.930
because most of this stuff, I got down. It's

00:32:00.930 --> 00:32:02.849
the stuff that the questions that they're asking

00:32:02.849 --> 00:32:07.950
you is like in subsection B of this certain policy

00:32:07.950 --> 00:32:12.089
in section three of subsection B in paragraph

00:32:12.089 --> 00:32:16.009
a, what is the, I'm like, I don't, I didn't fucking

00:32:16.009 --> 00:32:19.089
memorize the entire fucking paper. I didn't memorize.

00:32:19.190 --> 00:32:21.349
And like everybody I talked to, it's like, you

00:32:21.349 --> 00:32:22.750
know, when you're fucking going through medic

00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:24.410
school, everybody's like, you're not going to

00:32:24.410 --> 00:32:26.519
fucking use that. Like, I don't know why they

00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:28.400
make you do that. Like they're, they're telling

00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:29.740
me the same thing. They're like, so you're going

00:32:29.740 --> 00:32:31.200
to have the policy in front of you when you're

00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:33.180
looking at it. Like you're not going to memorize

00:32:33.180 --> 00:32:36.900
a fucking entire thing. You're going to go subsection

00:32:36.900 --> 00:32:40.319
B, a paragraph like a, like that thing. All right.

00:32:40.339 --> 00:32:43.799
Yeah. It's right there. Like, but the test wants

00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:45.480
you to memorize it for no reason, just because

00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:47.420
they want to be a fucking harder test. Yeah.

00:32:47.619 --> 00:32:49.859
Like I, I hate shit like that. Like it's just

00:32:49.859 --> 00:32:52.650
busy work. It's busy work. And I'm like, And

00:32:52.650 --> 00:32:54.349
like, they're like, oh, but you could, you could

00:32:54.349 --> 00:32:56.109
study for a little bit longer. I'm like, I literally

00:32:56.109 --> 00:32:58.789
have words burned in my fucking irises right

00:32:58.789 --> 00:33:02.029
now. Yeah. Fuck that dude. Like, like I'm like,

00:33:02.069 --> 00:33:04.730
I get it. I, and I like, once I get certified

00:33:04.730 --> 00:33:06.589
and stuff, then I can start going out and fishing

00:33:06.589 --> 00:33:09.349
for my own claims, which will make my, my life

00:33:09.349 --> 00:33:12.150
a lot busier and things go by faster. But until

00:33:12.150 --> 00:33:14.170
that point, all I'm doing is fucking studying.

00:33:14.309 --> 00:33:19.349
Yeah. And I have to wait until I think. the start

00:33:19.349 --> 00:33:21.930
of september to even take the test so i'm just

00:33:21.930 --> 00:33:25.849
fucking sitting there going just smashing my

00:33:25.849 --> 00:33:27.970
head off a fucking keyboard for soul sucking

00:33:27.970 --> 00:33:31.109
that fucking sucks like like that's the thing

00:33:31.109 --> 00:33:33.029
but i'm getting fucking paid disgusting amounts

00:33:33.029 --> 00:33:34.750
of money just to fucking sit there and do that

00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:37.930
and i'm like what the fuck is going on here like

00:33:37.930 --> 00:33:40.549
like i'm like i was killing myself and i was

00:33:40.549 --> 00:33:42.869
making fucking ten dollars less an hour like

00:33:42.869 --> 00:33:46.119
at my old job like it's fucking unbelievable

00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:49.279
like i don't get it i don't get it i don't get

00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.500
corporate shit i really don't fucking get it

00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:55.079
like i i and the thing is i know i'm complaining

00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:58.400
i i'm happy just get a big gaming pc just play

00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.400
games i wish i could i wish i could but then

00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:04.259
my fucking boss is coming like what the fuck

00:34:04.259 --> 00:34:05.940
are you doing could you literally like just be

00:34:05.940 --> 00:34:08.889
doing nothing though make like looking busy Yeah.

00:34:08.949 --> 00:34:12.090
I like yesterday, yesterday I literally just

00:34:12.090 --> 00:34:15.010
put my fucking headphones on and I had my study

00:34:15.010 --> 00:34:17.429
material up and I would just pretend that I'm

00:34:17.429 --> 00:34:19.130
scrolling and I'm just listening to Joe Rogan.

00:34:19.869 --> 00:34:21.969
He's like, remember when Peter was like, yeah,

00:34:22.070 --> 00:34:24.570
I literally just sit there for like an hour after

00:34:24.570 --> 00:34:27.349
lunch and then I do the same thing like an hour

00:34:27.349 --> 00:34:31.329
before I leave. I just stare at the desk. But

00:34:31.329 --> 00:34:33.489
yeah, I just, I just sit there and I'm like scrolling

00:34:33.489 --> 00:34:38.599
through and like, I'm like. Yeah, like when somebody

00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:41.559
comes in, I'm just like, oh, yeah, huh? What?

00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:49.179
Yeah. Okay, yeah. Fucking asshole. Back to typing.

00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.300
Dude, that's like when I think about like having

00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:54.820
another job, I think about like all the fucking

00:34:54.820 --> 00:34:58.139
bullshit I have to learn. And just like, oh,

00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:01.400
this is how we do this here. And then these papers,

00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.400
we put those in this file. And then we have a

00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:07.619
spreadsheet where we log that, that we put that

00:35:07.619 --> 00:35:11.039
in this file over here. And it's just like, dude,

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:17.000
I cannot. I would rather live like my brother,

00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:19.599
dude. He literally sells a couple cars a month,

00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.179
right? Goes to the auction, buys them. Like he

00:35:22.179 --> 00:35:24.960
just bought this BMW. um i think he bought it

00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:27.099
for like six thousand seven thousand maybe he's

00:35:27.099 --> 00:35:29.500
listening to this sold it for ten thousand right

00:35:29.500 --> 00:35:31.820
put a couple things into it it's like dude that's

00:35:31.820 --> 00:35:35.059
the shit i do for fun like and then you sell

00:35:35.059 --> 00:35:38.079
a couple cars a month and like my brother just

00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:39.760
selling like two cars in a month is he like flipping

00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:42.039
cars or is he like an actual he's a dealer oh

00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:45.099
he's a dealer yeah he owns a dealer so if he

00:35:45.099 --> 00:35:47.230
just sells a couple cars a month he makes like

00:35:47.230 --> 00:35:49.429
double what I make in a month. What I made in

00:35:49.429 --> 00:35:51.190
a month. Dude, that's the thing. Car salesmen

00:35:51.190 --> 00:35:53.409
can make fucking unbelievable money if you're

00:35:53.409 --> 00:35:55.690
good at your job. Yeah, there's some car salesmen

00:35:55.690 --> 00:35:58.090
that make like $200 ,000 a year. Yeah, if you're

00:35:58.090 --> 00:36:00.409
good at your job as a car salesman, you can make

00:36:00.409 --> 00:36:02.570
fucking unbelievable money. But you have to be

00:36:02.570 --> 00:36:04.449
good at your job. If you're not good at your

00:36:04.449 --> 00:36:07.489
job, you're fucked. You're fucked. Dude, but

00:36:07.489 --> 00:36:11.429
I mean, think about the downtime that like my

00:36:11.429 --> 00:36:13.909
brother has. He day trades while he's selling

00:36:13.909 --> 00:36:17.139
his cars. Just think about that. After the car's

00:36:17.139 --> 00:36:20.119
fixed up, it's like, what are you doing? You're

00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:23.400
waiting for it to sell. You're just looking for

00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:26.400
other cars. Bro, you could be a farmer. You live

00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:29.139
on a farm. Fuck that. You could be a farmer and

00:36:29.139 --> 00:36:31.480
sell ears of corn for fucking 30 cents a piece.

00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:34.360
I was watching a video about how much farmers

00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.780
make and they're like, yeah, well, we sell $200

00:36:37.780 --> 00:36:42.000
,000 a year and our running costs are also $200

00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:45.360
,000. So we made a profit of like $10 ,000 last

00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:48.110
year. I'm like, what? How's that profitable?

00:36:48.670 --> 00:36:52.210
I mean, the $2 ,000 quote that they're saying

00:36:52.210 --> 00:36:56.769
also encapsulates their house and all that. So

00:36:56.769 --> 00:36:59.110
they pay all their bills and stuff, and they

00:36:59.110 --> 00:37:02.489
get $10 ,000 on top of that type thing. It's

00:37:02.489 --> 00:37:05.630
not much, but it's honest work. They were talking

00:37:05.630 --> 00:37:07.590
about how sometimes they're negative, though.

00:37:07.710 --> 00:37:11.469
They have a net loss for the year. So I was looking

00:37:11.469 --> 00:37:15.019
into farm policy today, actually. That was one

00:37:15.019 --> 00:37:16.840
of my study things that I was doing. And farm

00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:18.659
policy is different than standard commercial

00:37:18.659 --> 00:37:22.480
policy and housing policy because you can't have

00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:27.679
a house policy cover a house on a farm because

00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:29.940
a farmhouse is considered a different type of

00:37:29.940 --> 00:37:31.960
property than just standard housing property.

00:37:32.300 --> 00:37:34.739
Really? Yeah. I thought it was weird too, but

00:37:34.739 --> 00:37:37.860
I looked into it and that's like – there's reasoning

00:37:37.860 --> 00:37:40.119
behind it like because you can use a farmhouse

00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:43.480
for – farming capabilities like you can keep

00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.760
like livestock and stuff like in like your your

00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.300
stuff so they have to be able to ensure a different

00:37:49.300 --> 00:37:54.320
way huh so farm farm policy is completely different

00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:57.599
than fucking standard housing policy however

00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.760
i'm not doing fucking farming policy but i still

00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:03.119
have to learn it right which fucking is annoying

00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.780
I'm doing standard property and I'm getting fucking

00:38:06.780 --> 00:38:09.480
marine inland insurance that I got a fucking.

00:38:09.659 --> 00:38:11.800
Do you know that marine inland insurance is a

00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:15.179
thing? You know what that means? No. Marine inland

00:38:15.179 --> 00:38:17.679
insurance is just fucking transporting goods

00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:23.179
like a Mack truck. Marine inland. Marine is not

00:38:23.179 --> 00:38:27.159
considered water and insurance. Huh? Aquatic

00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:32.199
marine is considered or oceanic marine is considered.

00:38:32.909 --> 00:38:35.630
the was what is what shipping like on like the

00:38:35.630 --> 00:38:38.409
on like the ocean or like in like rivers is however

00:38:38.409 --> 00:38:42.849
if you're doing if say you your brother wants

00:38:42.849 --> 00:38:45.849
to ship a car like let's say that uh he puts

00:38:45.849 --> 00:38:48.170
it on like a transport truck he can get marine

00:38:48.170 --> 00:38:51.190
inland insurance for that car being transferred

00:38:51.190 --> 00:38:56.210
that is different than oceanic marine because

00:38:56.210 --> 00:38:58.829
oceanic marine has a whole bunch of other fucking

00:38:59.849 --> 00:39:01.929
weird fucking policies that you have to fucking

00:39:01.929 --> 00:39:05.849
put on there. But there's a whole bunch of fucking

00:39:05.849 --> 00:39:07.750
stupid insurance shit that I'm fucking learning.

00:39:08.170 --> 00:39:11.929
And it's just fucking like, this is just all

00:39:11.929 --> 00:39:14.909
fucking like nerd book shit, you know? Yeah.

00:39:15.130 --> 00:39:18.050
Like, I don't fucking care. Like, yeah, I get

00:39:18.050 --> 00:39:19.829
it. I'm going to be fucking using this. But like,

00:39:19.929 --> 00:39:21.929
you know, when you, at least when you were learning

00:39:21.929 --> 00:39:23.909
about paramedicine, you're like, this could help

00:39:23.909 --> 00:39:26.050
somebody someday. Right. There's a purpose. There's

00:39:26.050 --> 00:39:28.190
a purpose. This, I'm just like, I'm just fucking.

00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:30.820
I'm going to fucking argue with bureaucrats from

00:39:30.820 --> 00:39:32.760
companies for the rest of my life with this shit.

00:39:33.019 --> 00:39:35.079
Like I'm like, is this actually helping anybody?

00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:37.559
Yeah. But dude, that's, so that's the trade off,

00:39:37.579 --> 00:39:39.760
right? Like you're going to have a job that has

00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:41.800
like a lot of purpose and you don't make a lot,

00:39:41.820 --> 00:39:44.119
right? So you're kind of getting paid in another

00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:46.659
way. Yeah. Right. So it's like filling you like

00:39:46.659 --> 00:39:49.599
your fucking heart, not your wallet. Or you can

00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:51.119
have the job where you're like, this is completely

00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:53.980
fucking meaningless, but it pays well. So I'm

00:39:53.980 --> 00:39:57.190
interested. Yeah. Like, I had to fucking talk

00:39:57.190 --> 00:40:00.429
to a vice president of an undisclosed company.

00:40:01.570 --> 00:40:04.690
It's a very famous company. But I had to argue

00:40:04.690 --> 00:40:08.570
with one of them. CVS. No, but I had to argue

00:40:08.570 --> 00:40:13.190
with them over fucking property that they damaged.

00:40:13.710 --> 00:40:15.809
And they're just like, show us the pictures.

00:40:15.949 --> 00:40:17.829
And I'm like, here's the fucking pictures. And

00:40:17.829 --> 00:40:20.079
they're just like. Well, that could be from anything.

00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:22.219
And I'm like, here's specifically what you fucked

00:40:22.219 --> 00:40:25.119
up. And we have footage of this. And I'm like,

00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:26.460
are you going to fuck us? Are we going to have

00:40:26.460 --> 00:40:28.079
to sue you? Is it going to be fucking one of

00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:29.780
these things? I'll be like, pay the $2 ,000.

00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:31.940
You're a fucking multi -billion dollar company.

00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:34.239
$2 ,000 is like pennies to you. Just fucking

00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:36.679
pay us and then fucking wave us off. Like, that's

00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:38.639
all you need to do. And they're like, well, it's

00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:42.440
$2 ,000. And I'm like, okay. So we argued back

00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:48.559
and forth. We argued for fucking four hours over

00:40:48.559 --> 00:40:53.300
$37. Oh my God. A multi -billion dollar company

00:40:53.300 --> 00:40:59.260
argued with me for $37. Wow. I'm like, bro, it's

00:40:59.260 --> 00:41:02.119
37. I'll fucking take it out of my wallet right

00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:05.900
now and just fucking do that. Here's $37. Leave

00:41:05.900 --> 00:41:08.099
me the fuck alone. Just fucking close this for

00:41:08.099 --> 00:41:10.300
me. I don't want this on my desk anymore. Here's

00:41:10.300 --> 00:41:12.659
fucking $37. Get the fuck out of here. Jeez.

00:41:13.369 --> 00:41:15.409
Because I ended up just going to my fucking company

00:41:15.409 --> 00:41:17.469
and being like, can we just fucking like, I'm

00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:19.190
like, I'm like, hold on. I'm going to put you

00:41:19.190 --> 00:41:20.650
on hold real quick. And I just fucking go to

00:41:20.650 --> 00:41:23.309
my boss. Can we just pay him $37? Just get this

00:41:23.309 --> 00:41:25.150
fucking over with. I'm like, is this just fucking

00:41:25.150 --> 00:41:26.730
annoying? I don't want to argue with this guy

00:41:26.730 --> 00:41:29.769
for fucking five more hours over $37. And they're

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:32.150
like, fuck it. $37 there. Give it to him. I'm

00:41:32.150 --> 00:41:34.269
like, thank you. I could have saved four hours

00:41:34.269 --> 00:41:35.809
if I just fucking did that in the first place.

00:41:35.909 --> 00:41:39.849
I'm like, here's $37. Fuck you. Click. So you

00:41:39.849 --> 00:41:43.500
have to go ask your boss. My boss asked their

00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:48.420
boss. It went up the fucking line for $37. That

00:41:48.420 --> 00:41:50.760
probably costs of company time like two grand.

00:41:50.980 --> 00:41:53.760
Yes. You're going to be like the guy who just

00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:58.159
loses it on the fucking printer one day. Do you

00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:03.420
guys do car insurance? Not my area, but we do

00:42:03.420 --> 00:42:08.179
do car insurance. Think of an insurance, we do

00:42:08.179 --> 00:42:12.860
it. Mine is commercial property. I always thought

00:42:12.860 --> 00:42:15.119
that I would be good at like insurance adjusting

00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.960
for cars, like working for Geico. I wanted to

00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:19.719
do that, but they're like, there's no money in

00:42:19.719 --> 00:42:22.639
it. Yeah, they make like 60 grand a year. But

00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:24.760
I think I'd be good at it because I can literally,

00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.800
like my girlfriend, when she had a turkey with

00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:30.139
her car and it like ripped the roof open. Was

00:42:30.139 --> 00:42:32.780
it turkey or grouse? Turkey. I don't know why

00:42:32.780 --> 00:42:35.639
that matters for the start. But it hit the roof

00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:37.519
rack and like peeled the top of her car open

00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:39.579
like a tin can. A little bit. It wasn't that

00:42:39.579 --> 00:42:42.090
bad, but it peeled it open a little bit. And

00:42:42.090 --> 00:42:46.789
I like estimated almost exactly how much it would

00:42:46.789 --> 00:42:49.690
cost to repair. You know, I was like, I'd be

00:42:49.690 --> 00:42:52.369
good at that. We also have programs and shit

00:42:52.369 --> 00:42:55.909
that help us out too. Like, you know, when you

00:42:55.909 --> 00:42:57.170
can look at something and be like, all right,

00:42:57.190 --> 00:42:59.869
that's about X amount of footage of drywall and

00:42:59.869 --> 00:43:02.510
stuff. You're like, it's a half inch drywall.

00:43:02.769 --> 00:43:04.889
You're like, if you just get the measurements

00:43:04.889 --> 00:43:07.869
and the amount, like a thing, put it into the

00:43:07.869 --> 00:43:11.309
system and it gives you a number. Oh shit. So,

00:43:11.309 --> 00:43:16.289
like, I went to a thing I was doing for a...

00:43:16.289 --> 00:43:21.750
What can I say here? For a company, I'll say.

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:25.429
I went in and somebody drove a car into it by

00:43:25.429 --> 00:43:27.929
mistake. Like, it just burst through a window

00:43:27.929 --> 00:43:30.630
and smashed the dressing room up. So I'm like,

00:43:30.730 --> 00:43:34.150
okay. So I go there. Sounds like a personal problem.

00:43:34.550 --> 00:43:38.579
I took some pictures. did like, you know, like

00:43:38.579 --> 00:43:41.219
the measurements and stuff did my, my initial

00:43:41.219 --> 00:43:46.659
like stuff came back and, um, came back to be

00:43:46.659 --> 00:43:50.139
X amount of money. Um, wasn't even closer to

00:43:50.139 --> 00:43:52.780
their deductible at all. Like wasn't even fucking

00:43:52.780 --> 00:43:55.400
close. Like it's such like a, it was such a big

00:43:55.400 --> 00:44:01.019
fucking company thing that the, uh, the money

00:44:01.019 --> 00:44:04.840
that I, that I did was like 20 % of deductible.

00:44:05.179 --> 00:44:08.219
And I'm like, They're like, oh, yeah, we'll eat

00:44:08.219 --> 00:44:10.860
that then. I'm like, why did I fucking drive

00:44:10.860 --> 00:44:14.099
eight hours then? Wow. Where did you drive to?

00:44:14.260 --> 00:44:19.239
Vermont. Oh, eight hours. Into Vermont? Four

00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.559
up, four back. Oh, gotcha. I was going to say,

00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:25.280
is there anywhere in Vermont that's eight hours

00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:28.820
away? No, no. But it was like northern, northern

00:44:28.820 --> 00:44:32.000
Vermont. So it was four and a half hours -ish.

00:44:32.340 --> 00:44:36.469
But I was doing that. I'm like, whatever. But,

00:44:36.489 --> 00:44:38.929
like, there's so many things that I've had to

00:44:38.929 --> 00:44:40.630
go to that didn't even reach a deductible, but

00:44:40.630 --> 00:44:44.190
I had to travel, like, fucking good four hours

00:44:44.190 --> 00:44:46.070
to get there. Right, but they don't really know

00:44:46.070 --> 00:44:50.530
until you look at it. Yeah. But there's some

00:44:50.530 --> 00:44:52.469
times where I would have to fly across the fucking

00:44:52.469 --> 00:44:55.090
entire country to do that. And it's still, like,

00:44:55.170 --> 00:44:57.510
they would have to pay for everything, and they'd

00:44:57.510 --> 00:45:00.289
also have to pay me for coming out there. So.

00:45:01.179 --> 00:45:04.039
Like, I don't get how any of this shit makes

00:45:04.039 --> 00:45:05.920
money. Like, I don't get how insurance makes

00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.179
money at all. Like, I get that you get, like,

00:45:08.219 --> 00:45:10.659
the monthly payments from shit, but some of the

00:45:10.659 --> 00:45:13.239
money that gets tossed around by these companies,

00:45:13.340 --> 00:45:15.119
I'm like, how the fuck, where do you get this

00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:17.260
from? You should see their income. It's probably,

00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:23.340
like, fucking at least $100 million a year or

00:45:23.340 --> 00:45:26.400
a month. A month, $100 million a month. Yeah,

00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:28.559
$100 million a month. Depends on what company

00:45:28.559 --> 00:45:31.400
you're talking about. Well, he's got like the

00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:34.539
second biggest insurance company or some shit.

00:45:34.739 --> 00:45:36.579
Oh, you're talking about the insurance company?

00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:40.960
Yeah. How much they make? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Easily.

00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:43.219
It's probably not even calculated like that.

00:45:44.099 --> 00:45:46.639
It's probably just like the profit just probably

00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:51.099
goes into like an account where they pay people

00:45:51.099 --> 00:45:58.070
out of. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Damn. Side topic,

00:45:58.289 --> 00:46:00.110
but you know about vitamins and shit, right?

00:46:00.849 --> 00:46:05.070
Do I know about vitamins? You ever hear of the

00:46:05.070 --> 00:46:09.550
brand Gully? Gully? Like fern gully? G -O -L

00:46:09.550 --> 00:46:13.219
-I. goli yeah they make uh like vitamins that

00:46:13.219 --> 00:46:15.820
are at cvs yeah like they they have like gummy

00:46:15.820 --> 00:46:19.559
vitamins yeah yeah yeah so my wife fiance whatever

00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:21.579
she get like apple cider vinegar gummies she

00:46:21.579 --> 00:46:24.360
got like those and she got like fucking something

00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:26.199
that's like super hard to pronounce like a fucking

00:46:26.199 --> 00:46:28.960
word like that fucking long oh yeah i know that

00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:32.960
word no but like she was asking if that company

00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:35.000
was ever fucked with ashwagandha bro it's decent

00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:39.599
yeah um Dude, I couldn't tell you if the company's

00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:41.340
decent. I could tell you if the ingredients are

00:46:41.340 --> 00:46:45.360
decent. I could get you photos of that. Oh, let

00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:49.280
me see. I'll look it up right now. I'll have

00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:55.079
her tell me what... Goli vitamins. I'm going

00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:56.619
to be honest with you. Generally, anything you

00:46:56.619 --> 00:47:00.940
buy at CVS is going to be shit. But I don't know.

00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:03.420
I wouldn't know unless I saw it. Because sometimes

00:47:03.420 --> 00:47:07.670
they surprise you. They actually have like methylated

00:47:07.670 --> 00:47:11.349
good vitamins. I just had an interview with CVS

00:47:11.349 --> 00:47:13.150
and they didn't get back to me for like five

00:47:13.150 --> 00:47:16.110
weeks. An interview? Yeah. And I emailed them.

00:47:16.130 --> 00:47:21.030
Doing what? Like a home health nurse. With CVS?

00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:23.090
Infusion nurse. Yeah. That's fucking awesome.

00:47:23.690 --> 00:47:26.369
Yeah. Well, she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot

00:47:26.369 --> 00:47:28.510
to email you. Somebody else got the position.

00:47:29.550 --> 00:47:32.519
Jesus Christ. Fuck you then. It looks like they

00:47:32.519 --> 00:47:33.940
use a lot. Sorry, not to cut you off, Casey.

00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:36.239
It looks like they use a lot of organic ingredients.

00:47:36.619 --> 00:47:40.940
Is that a good thing? Yeah, that's good. So that

00:47:40.940 --> 00:47:43.659
means that they're kind of on the right track.

00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:46.420
It says does not contain. First thing is yeast.

00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:53.380
That's good. Yeast is bad? Yeah, you know. So

00:47:53.380 --> 00:47:56.340
I know we cover a lot of topics on this show.

00:47:56.380 --> 00:48:00.860
I'll get into it real quick. So yeast is. sometimes

00:48:00.860 --> 00:48:05.719
used in foods as a replacement for monosodium

00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:10.159
glutamate because it converts to glutamate, glutamic

00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:14.039
acid. And it's super excitatory. And when you

00:48:14.039 --> 00:48:16.119
eat food that has that on it, it's like almost

00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:19.320
addictive. So a lot of people have poor reactions

00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:21.860
to yeast. And there's like activated, active

00:48:21.860 --> 00:48:24.500
yeast and inactive yeast. Like the yeast that's

00:48:24.500 --> 00:48:27.340
in bread and stuff, that's like inactive yeast.

00:48:27.739 --> 00:48:29.199
Basically. I thought that was activated yeast.

00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:33.300
No, it was active. I don't know. This is different.

00:48:33.380 --> 00:48:35.679
You're thinking of like a live culture kind of

00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:37.659
thing. It's not really live. You have to activate.

00:48:37.820 --> 00:48:39.440
I've heard of that. Yeah, I've done that before.

00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:41.420
You have to activate the yeast by putting it

00:48:41.420 --> 00:48:45.000
in a bowl of water and sugar. Yeah, I'm not sure.

00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:48.920
How the fuck does yeast do that? Hold on, let

00:48:48.920 --> 00:48:51.579
me look it up. Is yeast alive? Yeah, it's an

00:48:51.579 --> 00:48:55.460
organism. They produce alcohol and carbon dioxide.

00:48:56.699 --> 00:48:59.949
Or no. And oxygen. But, like, how the fuck do

00:48:59.949 --> 00:49:03.449
you just, like, revive them? Well, they're dormant.

00:49:03.610 --> 00:49:07.630
So they're, like, hibernating. Basically. They're

00:49:07.630 --> 00:49:10.489
a microorganism. And they just shut down when

00:49:10.489 --> 00:49:13.949
they don't have any sugar. That's fucking so

00:49:13.949 --> 00:49:17.070
wild. That's so wild. So, wait, hold on a sec.

00:49:18.309 --> 00:49:20.269
Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, you're right. So active

00:49:20.269 --> 00:49:24.329
is when they're alive. so but the thing is is

00:49:24.329 --> 00:49:26.690
that the inactive is worse so one's worse than

00:49:26.690 --> 00:49:29.449
the other right so that the active i apparently

00:49:29.449 --> 00:49:31.170
i guess the one that's in bread is better for

00:49:31.170 --> 00:49:33.469
you inactive is worse because they basically

00:49:33.469 --> 00:49:36.150
modify it like a chemical and it's literally

00:49:36.150 --> 00:49:39.829
like you know how when you eat doritos it just

00:49:39.829 --> 00:49:42.050
you you could eat the entire fucking bag and

00:49:42.050 --> 00:49:44.070
not be satisfied yeah it just you can keep just

00:49:44.070 --> 00:49:46.309
piling cheetos or something right yeah right

00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:48.010
and it's got that flavor to it it's like that

00:49:48.010 --> 00:49:51.309
umami what's that because of the chemical Yeah,

00:49:51.389 --> 00:49:53.690
so it's called umami, the flavor, right? Yeah.

00:49:54.090 --> 00:49:57.550
So yeast and monosodium glutamate are two chemicals

00:49:57.550 --> 00:50:00.050
that give you that flavor. Oh, MSG, right. Yeah,

00:50:00.190 --> 00:50:02.389
yeah. So sometimes certain cheeses and stuff

00:50:02.389 --> 00:50:04.949
give you the umami. Yeah, it's the stuff that

00:50:04.949 --> 00:50:07.190
they use in Chinese food instead. Yeah, and a

00:50:07.190 --> 00:50:10.130
lot of people get headaches from that shit, right?

00:50:10.230 --> 00:50:15.730
They get migraines because it's super excitatory.

00:50:15.909 --> 00:50:20.289
It's too excitatory. It's like sensory overload.

00:50:20.969 --> 00:50:24.550
And it can cause like, like imbalances and shit,

00:50:24.610 --> 00:50:28.750
but not to get into that, but, um, yeah. So dude,

00:50:28.949 --> 00:50:30.570
it looks like they have pretty halfway decent

00:50:30.570 --> 00:50:33.389
stuff, but it comes down to the exact vitamin

00:50:33.389 --> 00:50:36.730
that, uh, that you're looking for. She's sending

00:50:36.730 --> 00:50:38.789
me pictures like on breakout. I'll show you.

00:50:38.789 --> 00:50:51.039
All right. Yeah. But, so like, I just, I, It

00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:56.059
really feels for me personally, I'm, I'm going

00:50:56.059 --> 00:50:58.880
like, I feel like I changed my entire fucking

00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:02.039
world, you know, going from one job to another

00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:04.260
that was like completely different, like fucking

00:51:04.260 --> 00:51:07.280
pass and shit. And it's a really weird feeling.

00:51:07.340 --> 00:51:09.420
Like I've never done something like that. Like

00:51:09.420 --> 00:51:11.719
I've been blue collar jobs since I've been fucking

00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:16.400
16 years old and just go switching directly to

00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:20.980
a white collar job. It's like fucking. I was

00:51:20.980 --> 00:51:23.719
a free -range cow for a long time, and they put

00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:28.400
me into a dairy farm. It feels like that, or

00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:32.400
the song Bullet With Butterfly Wings, despite

00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:35.619
all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage type

00:51:35.619 --> 00:51:40.420
shit. It feels wrong. I feel like a caged animal

00:51:40.420 --> 00:51:43.900
almost. Yeah, tell me about it, bro. That's why

00:51:43.900 --> 00:51:45.900
Dan just quit. Have you ever seen the movie Fight

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:48.199
Club? Yes. Right, of course you've seen the movie

00:51:48.199 --> 00:51:50.019
Fight Club. You've seen everything. Don't talk

00:51:50.019 --> 00:51:53.019
about it. I did an autistic movie review on it.

00:51:53.340 --> 00:51:56.659
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, he basically just

00:51:56.659 --> 00:51:59.199
starts going insane because he's just like, he

00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:01.039
feels like he's becoming like feminized sitting

00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:03.900
at a desk. Yeah. Right, and I was like, working

00:52:03.900 --> 00:52:06.179
at my job, I was just like, dude. I can see how

00:52:06.179 --> 00:52:10.519
he became a terrorist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My one

00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:12.599
coworker was like, she's like, you know, this

00:52:12.599 --> 00:52:16.019
is kind of an old lady job, right? And I was

00:52:16.019 --> 00:52:19.449
like, yeah i'm gonna get out of here i'm breaking

00:52:19.449 --> 00:52:22.650
the fuck out and uh i told my one friend that

00:52:22.650 --> 00:52:24.909
and she's like yeah but it's the best old lady

00:52:24.909 --> 00:52:26.869
job she really likes it right because it's like

00:52:26.869 --> 00:52:30.150
good for her lifestyle but dude me it's like

00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:33.320
My brain is just like, I come up with a new idea

00:52:33.320 --> 00:52:36.460
like every fucking 13 seconds, dude. And like

00:52:36.460 --> 00:52:38.420
sitting at a desk, like punching in numbers,

00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:41.239
like, oh, how long was this guy intubated for?

00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:44.019
All right, let me pull up the calendar and let

00:52:44.019 --> 00:52:46.559
me count the days, right? And I was just like,

00:52:46.639 --> 00:52:51.699
dude, fuck this noise. Like you just, dude, and

00:52:51.699 --> 00:52:54.159
then like sitting still, like men are just made

00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:56.199
to move. Yeah. They're just designed to move.

00:52:56.300 --> 00:52:58.440
I even told my boss, I'm like, look, you don't

00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:01.360
see a lot of guys doing this job. Because men

00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.960
just like cannot generally sit still. I think

00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.139
that's just people with ADHD. I don't think it's

00:53:07.139 --> 00:53:09.679
men. No, I think it is. Well, bro, look at office

00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:13.119
jobs. It's like most office jobs are women. And

00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:15.619
like most blue collar like out there like hammering

00:53:15.619 --> 00:53:18.320
and shit jobs are men. I wouldn't say so. I think

00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:20.699
it's about half and half. It's definitely not

00:53:20.699 --> 00:53:25.960
half and half, Casey. It's like 85 % women. Like

00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:30.280
15 % men in office jobs. No. Yeah, that's true.

00:53:30.420 --> 00:53:33.059
Dude, it's like, you gotta think of secretaries

00:53:33.059 --> 00:53:35.800
and shit like that. It's like, clerical work

00:53:35.800 --> 00:53:40.050
is like 90 % women. Like, that's the thing that

00:53:40.050 --> 00:53:42.570
makes me, like, when I do my job. Let me see.

00:53:42.710 --> 00:53:45.130
When I actually get to go out on, like, claims

00:53:45.130 --> 00:53:48.389
and stuff, it's nice because I get to go out

00:53:48.389 --> 00:53:52.230
to a fucking fire scene or a flood scene or something,

00:53:52.289 --> 00:53:54.550
and I get to walk around, take pictures, you

00:53:54.550 --> 00:53:56.369
know, do measurements and stuff, work my fucking

00:53:56.369 --> 00:53:59.269
hands, and then the other fucking 80 % of my

00:53:59.269 --> 00:54:01.449
job is sitting at a desk going. It's like you

00:54:01.449 --> 00:54:04.829
get to go out in the prison yard. Yeah. Yeah,

00:54:04.949 --> 00:54:08.030
it is, like, going on in the prison yard. You

00:54:08.030 --> 00:54:10.469
got yard for an hour today, Tyler. Like, the

00:54:10.469 --> 00:54:12.889
thing is, like, and, like, at lunchtime, I don't,

00:54:12.889 --> 00:54:16.530
like, as sad as it is, I don't even go out to

00:54:16.530 --> 00:54:18.969
get lunch. I just leave my office for an hour

00:54:18.969 --> 00:54:21.949
and I come back. Like, I'm just, like, I don't

00:54:21.949 --> 00:54:23.789
want to be in the office for the entire day.

00:54:24.070 --> 00:54:27.369
I'm just going to leave. And, like, like, I work

00:54:27.369 --> 00:54:30.610
as, like, why don't I? Why don't you just bring

00:54:30.610 --> 00:54:32.650
lunch? I'm like, I don't know. I don't like it.

00:54:32.690 --> 00:54:35.510
So I just fucking, I fucking just go out and

00:54:35.510 --> 00:54:38.489
I drive my car around for an hour every day.

00:54:38.730 --> 00:54:41.090
Like I don't want to be in the fucking office.

00:54:41.130 --> 00:54:43.469
I just want to be out for an hour. You know,

00:54:43.469 --> 00:54:45.730
that's how I felt like at a college where it's

00:54:45.730 --> 00:54:47.849
just like you're not doing anything active all

00:54:47.849 --> 00:54:51.969
day. It sucks. I fucking, I just hate it. It's

00:54:51.969 --> 00:54:54.630
so annoying. All right. So it says like administrative

00:54:54.630 --> 00:54:58.449
rules are 90 % women. But if you include like

00:54:58.449 --> 00:55:01.710
IT and stuff like that, like all office jobs,

00:55:01.869 --> 00:55:04.489
no, it's 50%. But if you're talking about like

00:55:04.489 --> 00:55:09.030
clerical roles, it's 90 % women. So I was right,

00:55:09.150 --> 00:55:12.429
basically. No, you weren't right. Look it. JC,

00:55:12.550 --> 00:55:16.300
I'm going to kick your ass at bad men. I let

00:55:16.300 --> 00:55:18.960
you win on the first one. I missed on the first

00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:22.400
two. Listen, I missed intentionally because I

00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:24.260
said this is I'm about to win this and this is

00:55:24.260 --> 00:55:26.300
going to be not that interesting. And I'm more

00:55:26.300 --> 00:55:28.659
about having an interesting game. So I swung

00:55:28.659 --> 00:55:30.900
and I missed intentionally. I kicked your ass

00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:33.239
in front of the Greek flag yesterday. It was

00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:35.659
dark. It was pitch black one. I know I couldn't

00:55:35.659 --> 00:55:37.980
even see the ball. Wait, the fucking courts weren't

00:55:37.980 --> 00:55:40.840
lit. No, no. I was thinking about fucking trespass.

00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.199
So I'm going to kick. Let's take a break. I'm

00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:44.679
going to kick your ass right now. All right.

00:55:44.780 --> 00:55:47.860
We'll be right back. Here's the one that feels

00:55:47.860 --> 00:56:10.539
good. Welcome back to Jeffrey Epstein. Podcast.

00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:19.519
Are we back? Yeah. Uh, here with your, uh, 16

00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:23.960
-time winner, Dan. Oh, yeah. Vitamin man. 36

00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:26.679
or something like that time winner, Tyler. 37.

00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:32.239
37. So it's 37 to 16 to 9, or did Ali back in

00:56:32.239 --> 00:56:37.119
one? Something like that. Dan, you been brushing

00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:39.280
up with your unemployment on American history?

00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:45.739
No. Not at all. Brushing up on Metal Gear Solid.

00:56:46.860 --> 00:56:49.960
Brushing up on tennis and fucking badminton,

00:56:50.059 --> 00:56:53.539
that's for sure. Yeah. Dude, it's just because

00:56:53.539 --> 00:56:56.760
you roasted me three games in a row. I was like,

00:56:56.800 --> 00:56:59.639
dude, I was like pissed the entire time. From

00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:01.360
the start of the podcast to the time we took

00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:03.659
that break, I was like, what the fuck, dude?

00:57:04.659 --> 00:57:07.320
What the fuck is going on with your sub pump?

00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:11.300
I don't know. Oh, shit. That was going on since

00:57:11.300 --> 00:57:13.400
the time I was over there. Yeah, it's just running.

00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:17.780
uh categories you got physicists uh cash crop

00:57:17.780 --> 00:57:22.239
of the state oh my god animal idioms let them

00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:27.880
cook scam artists uh losing my religion and guess

00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:30.880
the number jesus do you just think of a number

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:35.659
we just gotta guess who won last time uh dan

00:57:35.659 --> 00:57:38.719
dan won by one point all right let's do guess

00:57:38.719 --> 00:57:43.260
the number guess the number It's gonna be whoever

00:57:43.260 --> 00:57:46.679
who's ever closer to the the number. Oh fuck

00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:49.500
you both get a guess Number of words. Where's

00:57:49.500 --> 00:57:57.260
the buzzer thing? Yeah, you don't need it for

00:57:57.260 --> 00:58:00.659
this one you both get to Don't tell me it's dead

00:58:00.659 --> 00:58:06.539
No fucking way no fucking way it's dead again

00:58:06.539 --> 00:58:13.980
All right pauses Alright, guess the number. You

00:58:13.980 --> 00:58:16.460
don't need your buzzer for this one. A number

00:58:16.460 --> 00:58:20.099
of words listed in Oxford's English Dictionary.

00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:29.760
What is 3 million? 3 million. What is 4 .5 million?

00:58:32.019 --> 00:58:35.820
The correct answer was 600 ,000. Tyler gets it.

00:58:36.219 --> 00:58:39.239
Wait, he said 4 million. Yeah. Correct answer

00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:42.420
was 600 ,000. So Tyler's closer. I said 3 million.

00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:44.360
I thought you said 6 million. No, I said 3. Oh,

00:58:44.380 --> 00:58:47.679
Dan gets it then. Yes. There's only 600 ,000

00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:53.559
words in the dictionary? Yeah. Dan's pick. I

00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.380
feel like there's more words than that. I do

00:58:55.380 --> 00:58:57.099
feel like there's more words than that. Same

00:58:57.099 --> 00:59:00.460
category. 400. Numbers of seconds in a year.

00:59:01.099 --> 00:59:03.980
Oh, God. You could figure this out. But I'm going

00:59:03.980 --> 00:59:08.099
to take a guess for the sake of time. So if it's,

00:59:08.099 --> 00:59:19.619
hold on, in a fucking six... Can we do some longhand

00:59:19.619 --> 00:59:30.760
math here? Jesus fucking Christ. All right, we'll

00:59:30.760 --> 01:00:01.250
do... In a year? Yeah, in a year. Fuck you, dude.

01:00:03.190 --> 01:00:16.510
365 calendar days. Stop saying numbers. 24 hours

01:00:16.510 --> 01:00:33.400
in one day. 24 -7. Eight days a week. All right,

01:00:33.420 --> 01:00:41.179
give me your guess, Daniel. So, I don't know.

01:00:41.219 --> 01:00:46.260
What is, let's say, $35 million. Dan says $35

01:00:46.260 --> 01:00:52.599
million. $35 .6 million. $35 million? I'm going

01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:58.420
with like $20 million. The answer was $31 .5

01:00:58.420 --> 01:01:04.239
million. Oh, my God. Yes. God. Wow, Dan. That's

01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:10.500
crazy. That's fucking nuts. Oh, yeah. Same category.

01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:14.199
600. Total number of songs released by the Beatles.

01:01:14.739 --> 01:01:20.659
Oh, God. All right. I'm going to say 325. All

01:01:20.659 --> 01:01:29.559
right. I'd say 102. You said 102? Yeah. The answer

01:01:29.559 --> 01:01:36.940
was 213. Get to be what do you say 325 325? I

01:01:36.940 --> 01:01:42.960
said a hundred that's 112 off 102 That's a hundred

01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:51.099
and Did we just dead fucking Center that shit

01:01:51.099 --> 01:02:04.699
wait, what'd you say? 320. 325? I don't remember.

01:02:04.860 --> 01:02:10.099
Yeah, it was 325. That was 112 off, so Tyler

01:02:10.099 --> 01:02:12.199
gets it. Are you fucking kidding me? We split

01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:16.420
that down the middle. 111, 112. Wow. Damn. We

01:02:16.420 --> 01:02:20.679
split that right down the middle. Wow. That is

01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:25.320
a wild coincidence. Yeah. Damn, Tyler's back.

01:02:26.219 --> 01:02:29.460
I guess keep it going. 800, the Roman numeral.

01:02:30.110 --> 01:02:34.809
M -C -M -X -C -I -X stands for this year in our

01:02:34.809 --> 01:02:41.010
calendar. Can I see the lettering? M -C -M. M

01:02:41.010 --> 01:02:45.570
-C -M? No, don't let him see it. M -C -M -X -C

01:02:45.570 --> 01:02:52.130
-I -X. M -C -M -X -C -I -X. Hold on a sec. I

01:02:52.130 --> 01:02:55.849
-X. Can I see it? Yeah, yeah. All right, let

01:02:55.849 --> 01:02:59.050
me look at it. Is the actual right answer underneath

01:02:59.050 --> 01:04:09.769
it or no? No. Tyler chose 2019. I'm just going

01:04:09.769 --> 01:04:12.889
to, I don't know. I can't figure it out. I just

01:04:12.889 --> 01:04:17.269
know the C's are 100s. The M's are 1 ,000. The

01:04:17.269 --> 01:04:20.510
X is 10. But I don't know what the fucking I

01:04:20.510 --> 01:04:36.369
is. One, right? Yeah, it's one. All right. I'm

01:04:36.369 --> 01:04:43.349
going to say 2021. The answer was 1999. Oh, shit.

01:04:43.530 --> 01:04:48.869
Tyler gets it. Nice, nice. It was 1999? Yep.

01:04:49.789 --> 01:04:53.869
I don't know how, but okay. Tyler's big. I was

01:04:53.869 --> 01:05:00.909
10 years old. How many are left in that category?

01:05:01.329 --> 01:05:05.489
One. 1 ,000. This is the atomic number of gold

01:05:05.489 --> 01:05:22.619
on a periodic table. Oh, fuck. Oh. Tyler says

01:05:22.619 --> 01:05:35.059
49. Dan's like atomic number of gold. Fuck. I

01:05:35.059 --> 01:05:37.440
did a project on silver and I know it's one below

01:05:37.440 --> 01:05:44.099
it. So I think I got it right. I'm going to say

01:05:44.099 --> 01:05:49.480
48. 48. The correct answer was 79. Ah, damn it.

01:05:51.530 --> 01:05:55.849
You got physicist, cash crop, animal idioms,

01:05:55.849 --> 01:06:00.369
let them cook, scam artists, and losing my religion.

01:06:00.610 --> 01:06:03.150
What are the scores right now? Ty's got 2 ,400.

01:06:03.369 --> 01:06:09.949
Dan's got 600. Damn. I guess losing my religion.

01:06:10.750 --> 01:06:14.750
200. Once an Anglican priest, this evolutionary

01:06:14.750 --> 01:06:17.670
scientist on the origin of species made waves

01:06:17.670 --> 01:06:21.960
and enemies in religious circles. Say it again.

01:06:22.880 --> 01:06:26.719
Once an Anglican priest. What is Charles Darwin?

01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:29.260
Fuck. Fuck, I knew that. I just didn't know he

01:06:29.260 --> 01:06:37.320
was a priest. I didn't know either. 400. In religious

01:06:37.320 --> 01:06:40.019
context, this is someone who maintains beliefs

01:06:40.019 --> 01:06:42.619
that contradict the established doctrines of

01:06:42.619 --> 01:06:48.800
the religion. Who is it? What is a heretic? Yes.

01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:53.119
Fuck. Good. Good thing you got it. Wait, what

01:06:53.119 --> 01:06:55.980
were you going to say? An apostate. I think they're

01:06:55.980 --> 01:06:57.880
the same thing. That was, yeah, that was close.

01:06:58.019 --> 01:07:02.619
That was actually really similar. Tyler. You

01:07:02.619 --> 01:07:09.980
say it's a daily double. What? I said religion.

01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:14.179
Oh, it's not the Daily O. Why'd you take so long?

01:07:14.360 --> 01:07:17.260
I didn't hear you. I said religion. This 19th

01:07:17.260 --> 01:07:19.880
century German philosopher declared God is dead,

01:07:19.940 --> 01:07:24.739
challenging traditional Christian morality. Say

01:07:24.739 --> 01:07:30.460
it again. 19th century German philosopher declared

01:07:30.460 --> 01:07:33.440
God is dead, challenging... Who's Friedrich Nietzsche?

01:07:33.699 --> 01:07:37.559
Oh, yes. I was gonna say fucking him. Damn. I

01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:39.559
was thinking Nietzsche's for some reason, though.

01:07:39.800 --> 01:07:43.360
Like, I was like... Frederick Meeches. I'm like,

01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:46.300
fuck, it's not that. Damn, it's big. Damn. Same

01:07:46.300 --> 01:07:49.579
category. 800. This English king ditched the

01:07:49.579 --> 01:07:52.079
Pope and founded the Church of England just to

01:07:52.079 --> 01:07:58.579
dump his first wife. Who's Edward VIII? No. Ah,

01:07:58.579 --> 01:08:03.219
fuck. It's King Henry. What? King Henry. King

01:08:03.219 --> 01:08:07.179
Henry, no. That'd be more specific, actually.

01:08:08.599 --> 01:08:14.099
Who's Henry V? Oh, no. It was Henry VIII. Yes.

01:08:17.039 --> 01:08:22.119
Jesus. What are the scores now? I got 3 ,800.

01:08:22.300 --> 01:08:28.619
Dan's got 1 ,200. Damn. Time's back. Religion,

01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:32.199
I guess. Thousand. This American founding father

01:08:32.199 --> 01:08:34.939
famously cut all the miracles out of the Bible

01:08:34.939 --> 01:08:49.409
in his personal version. Oh, fuck. I'm getting

01:08:49.409 --> 01:08:51.430
pissed that I don't know this one. Dan, do you

01:08:51.430 --> 01:08:55.270
know this? No idea. Just time it out. I fucking

01:08:55.270 --> 01:08:59.890
know it. Time it out. It's Thomas Jefferson.

01:09:00.350 --> 01:09:07.270
Fuck you. Come on. Dan, you got physicists. No,

01:09:07.270 --> 01:09:09.770
it's mine. Tyler, you got physicists, cash crop,

01:09:10.069 --> 01:09:14.189
animal idioms, let them cook, scam artists. Let's

01:09:14.189 --> 01:09:18.109
do states. Cash crop of the state, 200, Kansas.

01:09:19.250 --> 01:09:25.130
What is corn? Corn, no. What is wheat? Wheat,

01:09:25.170 --> 01:09:31.909
yes. What is corn? No. Wheat, yeah. Dan's pick.

01:09:32.970 --> 01:09:36.689
Same category. 400, Iowa. What is corn? Corn,

01:09:36.770 --> 01:09:40.949
yes. I had to get it sometime. Same category.

01:09:41.390 --> 01:09:48.779
600, Idaho. What is potatoes? Fuck. Can you move

01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:50.659
that out of the way? I can't see that. I got

01:09:50.659 --> 01:09:55.479
a hole. Tyler's back. Cash crops. 800, New York.

01:09:56.399 --> 01:10:03.100
Was apples? Yeah. I'm surprised you didn't immediately

01:10:03.100 --> 01:10:05.279
buzz in on that one. No, I didn't. Really? You

01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:07.020
didn't know New York was apples? No, I mean,

01:10:07.020 --> 01:10:10.579
I know they're known for apples, but. Cash crop.

01:10:11.140 --> 01:10:17.270
1 ,000. You got 5 ,200. What's the dance score?

01:10:17.489 --> 01:10:22.590
1 ,600. We'll just do 1 ,000. 1 ,000. Mississippi.

01:10:26.109 --> 01:10:37.890
Mississippi. They're a cash crop? Yeah. The most

01:10:37.890 --> 01:10:49.109
widely grown crop. Mississippi? The fuck is Mississippi

01:10:49.109 --> 01:10:52.250
known for? First of all, what crops are there?

01:10:52.449 --> 01:10:55.029
Like, what are the big crops? There's meat, there's

01:10:55.029 --> 01:10:58.090
corn, there's potatoes, there's, you know, all

01:10:58.090 --> 01:11:00.329
the ones that we said so far. What did you eat

01:11:00.329 --> 01:11:06.010
today? What did you have for breakfast? Egg and

01:11:06.010 --> 01:11:09.310
cheese. Egg and cheese? Egg and cheese on a biscuit.

01:11:09.590 --> 01:11:12.689
Or on a wrap. On a wrap. So it was a wheat wrap.

01:11:12.909 --> 01:11:14.750
Yeah. What did you have for lunch? You make me

01:11:14.750 --> 01:11:18.930
hungry. I skipped lunch today. Yeah, for dinner.

01:11:19.630 --> 01:11:24.229
Fettuccine Alfredo. What was your last oral intake?

01:11:25.010 --> 01:11:31.010
Yeah. What the fuck is Mississippi known for?

01:11:31.090 --> 01:11:36.029
Barbecue? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I

01:11:36.029 --> 01:11:40.029
know like beef and like, you know, shit. Mississippi.

01:11:40.149 --> 01:11:43.029
You got to think. It's got to be something that

01:11:43.029 --> 01:11:46.859
requires a lot of water. Bourbon? I know bourbon

01:11:46.859 --> 01:11:55.699
wheat. Bourbon bailey? What's bourbon made out

01:11:55.699 --> 01:11:58.619
of, bailey? What? What's bourbon made out of,

01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:08.079
baileys? Bourbon? It's made out of... Wait. Bourbon

01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:14.739
is made out of corn. Yeah. I'm just going to

01:12:14.739 --> 01:12:17.539
go with fucking oranges. I think it's probably

01:12:17.539 --> 01:12:20.840
soy. He says oranges. Soy or something. No, it

01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:26.199
would be cotton. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Next

01:12:26.199 --> 01:12:31.079
question. Tyler's pick. Mississippi burning.

01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:35.300
Physicists, animal idioms, let them cook, scam

01:12:35.300 --> 01:12:39.699
artists. Animals. Animal idioms. 200. This saying

01:12:39.699 --> 01:12:42.750
is an unofficial. Tribunal, where due process

01:12:42.750 --> 01:12:45.489
usually goes right out the window. What is it?

01:12:45.489 --> 01:13:00.890
Kangaroo? Ah, fuck. Tyler. Animals. $400. You

01:13:00.890 --> 01:13:05.010
got $4 ,400. Dan's got $1 ,600. I'll go with

01:13:05.010 --> 01:13:09.250
$2 ,000. $2 ,000? Damn. Trump may be unpopular,

01:13:09.310 --> 01:13:12.829
but it's not until January 20th, 2029 that he

01:13:12.829 --> 01:13:19.869
becomes this. What is it? Lame duck? Yes. Damn.

01:13:20.050 --> 01:13:26.529
God damn it. God damn it. Damn. Still in it,

01:13:26.529 --> 01:13:31.819
though. Animal idiom. Six under it. This is someone

01:13:31.819 --> 01:13:34.720
who hides malicious intent under a friendly appearance

01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:37.300
and might scare a little red riding hood. There's

01:13:37.300 --> 01:13:42.520
a wolf in sheep's clothing. Yes. Damn. Well,

01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:49.380
I'm about done here. If you get the rest of them,

01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:54.420
you're good. Yeah. On to 800. Yeah. This animal

01:13:54.420 --> 01:13:56.859
appeared in Alice in Wonderland and was later...

01:13:56.859 --> 01:14:01.489
Was there such a cat? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Was later

01:14:01.489 --> 01:14:03.989
the subject of a trippy song by, what? What is

01:14:03.989 --> 01:14:08.510
White Rabbit? Yeah. Fuck. Can't kick Danwise

01:14:08.510 --> 01:14:14.250
down there. Tyler's pick. Is there a thousand

01:14:14.250 --> 01:14:17.130
left on that one? Yeah. A detective might be

01:14:17.130 --> 01:14:19.829
familiar with this fishy term, which means something

01:14:19.829 --> 01:14:22.329
that misleads or distracts from the real issue.

01:14:22.649 --> 01:14:25.949
What is a red herring? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. I thought

01:14:25.949 --> 01:14:29.609
that was a bird. A red herring. Uh, Dan, you

01:14:29.609 --> 01:14:32.329
got physicist. Let him cook. Scam artist. Let

01:14:32.329 --> 01:14:36.250
him cook. Let him cook. 200. This surname of

01:14:36.250 --> 01:14:39.409
a 20th century German physicist. This is Walter

01:14:39.409 --> 01:14:44.810
White's chosen alias. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

01:14:44.810 --> 01:14:47.029
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:14:47.050 --> 01:14:52.829
Hold on a second. Hold on. Yeah. It's a say it

01:14:52.829 --> 01:14:56.779
again. The name of a 19th... 20th century German

01:14:56.779 --> 01:15:00.359
physicist. This is Walter White's chosen alias.

01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:08.619
Oh, who's Heisenberg? What? Who is Heisenberg?

01:15:08.819 --> 01:15:14.420
Yes. Come on. That was fucked up. You can't do

01:15:14.420 --> 01:15:17.819
that. That was only 200, so... That was fucked

01:15:17.819 --> 01:15:20.880
up. Alright, fine, whatever. Dance pig. 400,

01:15:22.039 --> 01:15:25.789
this... This household cold medicine once freely

01:15:25.789 --> 01:15:28.170
sold over the counter is now locked up. What

01:15:28.170 --> 01:15:31.229
is Sudafedrin? What is Robitussin? No, that's

01:15:31.229 --> 01:15:35.449
Sudafedrin. Damn gather. Oh, oh, oh. No, I think

01:15:35.449 --> 01:15:37.869
we both got that. Who buzzed in on the thing?

01:15:38.069 --> 01:15:42.609
I had number one. It was on the board. However,

01:15:42.649 --> 01:15:45.409
I think Robitussin still counts for that. No,

01:15:45.449 --> 01:15:47.109
it doesn't. Well, if you buzzed in, then you

01:15:47.109 --> 01:15:50.229
get negative points. You can get Robitussin at

01:15:50.229 --> 01:15:55.000
storage. Gay. Sudafedrin is... Alright, Dan's

01:15:55.000 --> 01:16:01.199
pick then. Same category. 600. Daily Noble. Oh!

01:16:02.060 --> 01:16:05.239
True daily. True daily now. 3200. Time's up.

01:16:05.739 --> 01:16:08.739
7 ,400? Whatever. True Daily Double. Oh, damn.

01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:10.979
I give a fuck. You're either back in the game

01:16:10.979 --> 01:16:12.659
or you fucked yourself completely. I don't care.

01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:16.319
Might have to phone a friend on this one. You

01:16:16.319 --> 01:16:18.939
might cook your crystal with this kind of flask,

01:16:18.939 --> 01:16:22.680
which has a flat bottom, a conical body, and

01:16:22.680 --> 01:16:25.260
cylindrical neck and is used for measuring liquids.

01:16:26.859 --> 01:16:34.890
Oh, fuck. This kind of flask. You should call

01:16:34.890 --> 01:16:38.229
Ali. No, no calling anybody. I'm going to fix

01:16:38.229 --> 01:16:42.310
this delay. Dan's walking around the basement

01:16:42.310 --> 01:16:49.109
pacing. Dan. Dan, so it's you might cook your

01:16:49.109 --> 01:16:51.189
crystal with this kind of flask, which has a

01:16:51.189 --> 01:16:53.989
flat bottom, a conical body and cylindrical neck

01:16:53.989 --> 01:16:57.229
and is used for measuring liquid. Did you take

01:16:57.229 --> 01:17:03.529
chemistry, Dan? You took chemistry. Oh, that

01:17:03.529 --> 01:17:06.630
sucks. You should call Alimak. I failed chemistry,

01:17:06.829 --> 01:17:16.149
but I know what this is. He doesn't get a fucking

01:17:16.149 --> 01:17:22.029
phone friend. I just, even if it's not his points,

01:17:22.069 --> 01:17:23.829
I still want to see if Alimak gets the question.

01:17:24.829 --> 01:17:29.350
Does it have flask in the word? Yes. It's a kind

01:17:29.350 --> 01:17:42.109
of flask. How about those Mets? Haven't they

01:17:42.109 --> 01:17:44.289
been positive since, like, fucking Grimace threw

01:17:44.289 --> 01:17:46.829
out the pitch? What? Haven't they been positive

01:17:46.829 --> 01:17:50.289
since Grimace threw out the pitch? Grimace? Yeah,

01:17:50.369 --> 01:17:52.489
last year when Grimace threw out the pitch. Who's

01:17:52.489 --> 01:17:55.970
Grimace? The fucking purple nutsack from McDonald's.

01:17:56.850 --> 01:17:59.210
Never heard of him. You never heard of Grimace?

01:18:00.609 --> 01:18:02.670
We might have to go to McDonald's after this.

01:18:03.149 --> 01:18:14.050
For what? Fucking food. You might cook your crystal

01:18:14.050 --> 01:18:16.890
with this kind of flask, which has a flat bottom,

01:18:17.050 --> 01:18:20.470
conical body, and cylindrical neck. It's used

01:18:20.470 --> 01:18:24.270
for measuring liquid. Are these all crystal math

01:18:24.270 --> 01:18:30.390
questions? Pretty much. Dude, you gotta call

01:18:30.390 --> 01:18:34.399
Alimac. No, you can't call Alimac. If you, if,

01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:36.180
if Ally Mac helps you, I'll give you half the

01:18:36.180 --> 01:18:38.380
points. No, you don't even get half the points.

01:18:38.439 --> 01:18:40.880
I'll give Ally Mac a thousand points next time.

01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:49.460
If you call. No. All right, I'll give you a clue.

01:18:50.659 --> 01:18:59.819
No, no, you can't. You never give me clues. Don't

01:18:59.819 --> 01:19:02.909
give a fucking clue. That's fucking not fair.

01:19:03.250 --> 01:19:06.090
Dad didn't take chemistry. Yeah, I failed chemistry.

01:19:06.449 --> 01:19:08.409
Well, you actually took it, though. Yeah, but

01:19:08.409 --> 01:19:14.069
I failed it. I got a 50. Dad, it's a word you

01:19:14.069 --> 01:19:20.029
might hear a paramedic say. That's not fair.

01:19:20.510 --> 01:19:23.609
That is so broad, Tyler. That's not fair. He's

01:19:23.609 --> 01:19:26.250
never going to get it from that. That's not fair.

01:19:35.950 --> 01:19:39.229
He's wagering all his points here. That's not

01:19:39.229 --> 01:19:42.250
fair. He's literally putting his life on the

01:19:42.250 --> 01:19:44.630
line. He's putting his balls to the wall. He's

01:19:44.630 --> 01:19:48.029
putting his fucking off. He's putting the fucking

01:19:48.029 --> 01:19:51.189
team on his back right now. The what? He's putting

01:19:51.189 --> 01:19:53.569
the team on his fucking back. The team of what?

01:19:53.630 --> 01:19:57.090
Dan and the ghosts? Yeah. The team of... Well,

01:19:57.130 --> 01:20:00.829
it seems like Alibeck and Dan have a little posse

01:20:00.829 --> 01:20:05.500
jeopardy. Hey, you can't do that! Yeah, yeah,

01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:10.340
call him. Yeah, he texted you in that group chat

01:20:10.340 --> 01:20:17.960
for the bachelor party. Yeah. He's not going

01:20:17.960 --> 01:20:33.430
to answer. Yes, he's Albert Epstein. He doesn't

01:20:33.430 --> 01:20:36.390
get the points. He just doesn't get minus points.

01:20:36.449 --> 01:20:40.409
Let's do. What? If Ali Mack gets it? If Ali Mack

01:20:40.409 --> 01:20:42.909
gets it, Dan doesn't get his points minus, but

01:20:42.909 --> 01:20:44.609
he doesn't get any points. I'll give Ali Mack

01:20:44.609 --> 01:21:11.770
a thousand points if he answers this phone. What

01:21:11.770 --> 01:21:16.569
is a crystallite flask? Oh, damn. All right,

01:21:16.590 --> 01:21:18.890
that would be an Erlenmeyer flask or a titration

01:21:18.890 --> 01:21:24.010
flask. No idea. Never would have gotten that.

01:21:25.829 --> 01:21:27.630
Titration. You would have got that. All right,

01:21:27.710 --> 01:21:30.829
Dan's still in it. Didn't I say that word to

01:21:30.829 --> 01:21:33.670
you? Didn't I say the word titration? Didn't

01:21:33.670 --> 01:21:37.090
I say? Hold on a sec. I said to you in the group.

01:21:37.789 --> 01:21:41.159
Let me see what context this was under. I said

01:21:41.159 --> 01:21:45.380
it recently. You said titration? Yes. What was

01:21:45.380 --> 01:21:52.680
the titration context? Oh, it was when you forgot.

01:21:52.880 --> 01:21:55.619
Oh, with the air conditioning. You didn't know

01:21:55.619 --> 01:21:58.359
that you had to push the button. And I said,

01:21:58.439 --> 01:22:01.800
Casey, you titrate life -saving medications in

01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:04.720
the emergency room. All right, that's fine. Sometimes

01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:06.920
the pump's not on, bro. You gotta unpause it.

01:22:08.090 --> 01:22:10.630
Dad can still come back if he gets all the questions

01:22:10.630 --> 01:22:15.609
right. Let him cook for 800. When amateurs don't

01:22:15.609 --> 01:22:18.569
ventilate their labs properly, this deadly byproduct,

01:22:18.770 --> 01:22:21.630
also found in pools, can kill you faster than

01:22:21.630 --> 01:22:24.270
your product. What is chlorine gas? Chlorine?

01:22:24.270 --> 01:22:30.810
No. I was going to say chlorine as well. Say

01:22:30.810 --> 01:22:34.579
it again. When amateurs don't ventilate their

01:22:34.579 --> 01:22:37.659
labs properly, this deadly byproduct, also found

01:22:37.659 --> 01:22:40.239
in pools, can kill you faster than your product

01:22:40.239 --> 01:23:02.369
ever will. In pools? Don't time it out. Yeah,

01:23:02.369 --> 01:23:10.930
fuck it. Whatever. Found in pools. Alright, I'm

01:23:10.930 --> 01:23:13.329
giving your points back because this actually

01:23:13.329 --> 01:23:18.310
does not technically found in pools. Oh, what

01:23:18.310 --> 01:23:20.689
the fuck, then? That would be phosphine gas.

01:23:21.010 --> 01:23:23.810
What the fuck is phosphine? I don't know. I don't

01:23:23.810 --> 01:23:26.289
know why it said it was in pools, but... Huh.

01:23:27.550 --> 01:23:31.859
One thousand. One step in meth production involves

01:23:31.859 --> 01:23:34.979
turning ephedrine into meth using this shiny

01:23:34.979 --> 01:23:38.340
metal. Same stuff you find in campfire stoves

01:23:38.340 --> 01:23:42.560
and old batteries. God, it could be a couple

01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:47.279
things. What is lithium? Yes. Fuck, dude. Really?

01:23:47.560 --> 01:23:51.619
Yep. Lithium? I was going to say like cadmium.

01:23:53.180 --> 01:23:56.640
Tyler, you got physicist and scam artist. We'll

01:23:56.640 --> 01:23:58.560
go with scam artist because physicist, I have

01:23:58.560 --> 01:24:02.840
no idea. 200. Pump and dump is a scam where crooks

01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:05.420
hype this kind of asset, then sell their shares

01:24:05.420 --> 01:24:07.699
for profit when the price spikes. What is crypto?

01:24:08.479 --> 01:24:12.979
No. Say it again. Pump and dump is a scam where

01:24:12.979 --> 01:24:15.840
crooks hype this kind of asset, then sell their

01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:19.159
shares for profit. What is a stock? Be more specific.

01:24:19.319 --> 01:24:24.319
What kind of stock? Say it again. Crypto fucking

01:24:24.319 --> 01:24:26.600
works for that, dude. Oh, yeah, it actually does.

01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:31.479
Just say it again. Pump and Dump is a scam where

01:24:31.479 --> 01:24:33.779
crooks hype this kind of asset and sell their

01:24:33.779 --> 01:24:36.479
shares for profit. They do that with stocks.

01:24:36.479 --> 01:24:38.319
I'll give you the points for that. Yeah, give

01:24:38.319 --> 01:24:41.060
us both points. Penny stocks. Give us both points.

01:24:41.279 --> 01:24:44.819
All right. It's not crypto, though. It's stocks.

01:24:44.819 --> 01:24:46.880
No, it is crypto. You can do that with crypto,

01:24:46.960 --> 01:24:48.640
though. You can't do it with crypto, actually.

01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:50.399
Yeah, you can. Pump and Dump, they did that with

01:24:50.399 --> 01:24:51.840
Bitcoin. Yeah, they did that with Bitcoin. They

01:24:51.840 --> 01:24:53.720
did it with, like, several other things. They

01:24:53.720 --> 01:24:56.739
rug pulled them. That's how they did the Bitcoin

01:24:56.739 --> 01:24:59.479
thing. Fine. I'm not going to win anyway. I don't

01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:02.960
know why I'm fighting. 400. In the 1920s Paris,

01:25:03.300 --> 01:25:05.680
Victor Lusting pulled off one of the boldest

01:25:05.680 --> 01:25:08.359
scams ever. He sold this landmark to scrap metal

01:25:08.359 --> 01:25:11.819
dealers twice. Where's the Eiffel Tower? Yes.

01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:16.220
How does that happen? I got a bridge to sell

01:25:16.220 --> 01:25:17.720
you. I don't know. They're fucking stupid, I

01:25:17.720 --> 01:25:20.880
guess. It's like I got a fucking bridge in Brooklyn

01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:26.079
I want to sell you. 600. This type of online

01:25:26.079 --> 01:25:29.739
romance contracts lonely people into wiring money

01:25:29.739 --> 01:25:33.000
to someone they've never actually met. You want

01:25:33.000 --> 01:25:36.340
like the name of the scam? Yeah. The romance

01:25:36.340 --> 01:25:44.220
scam? It was a Nigerian prince scam. No. Is it

01:25:44.220 --> 01:25:50.479
the honey pot? No. What is the mail order bride

01:25:50.479 --> 01:26:03.090
scam? Time it out. That's catfishing. 800. Selling

01:26:03.090 --> 01:26:06.649
oceanfront property in this famously dry desert

01:26:06.649 --> 01:26:11.729
state is a joke. How far on the negative am I?

01:26:11.890 --> 01:26:17.310
No, you're positive now. 400. Oh, nice. Same

01:26:17.310 --> 01:26:20.250
category. Thousand. This institution run by an

01:26:20.250 --> 01:26:22.770
American businessman which offered real estate

01:26:22.770 --> 01:26:26.109
education programs. It's Trump University. Oh,

01:26:26.130 --> 01:26:29.050
yeah. I know you have like a fucking complex

01:26:29.050 --> 01:26:31.710
where you're obsessed with him. He has to pay

01:26:31.710 --> 01:26:34.850
something about fucking Trump. Every fucking

01:26:34.850 --> 01:26:37.829
episode will die. Marketing and high pressure

01:26:37.829 --> 01:26:42.000
sales tactics, Tyler. Can you go jerk off to

01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:43.939
Trump somewhere else, dude? Because it's fucking

01:26:43.939 --> 01:26:46.680
getting out of hand. It's not funny anymore.

01:26:46.920 --> 01:26:49.600
It's actually kind of sad at this point. Let's

01:26:49.600 --> 01:26:52.699
be fucking real. It's real fucking sad. Yeah,

01:26:52.720 --> 01:26:55.319
like when you're talking about Biden. All right.

01:26:56.140 --> 01:26:58.880
Dance big. I didn't bring up Biden every fucking

01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:02.000
day, though. I would actually talk about cool

01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:05.159
shit like goth girls and titties. Yeah, I still

01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:09.850
like goth girls. But not titties? No. Danny got

01:27:09.850 --> 01:27:12.289
physicists. He doesn't like tits. Physicists.

01:27:12.350 --> 01:27:16.609
Is he gay? 200. When the Inquisition forced him

01:27:16.609 --> 01:27:19.050
to recant his belief that Earth orbited the sun,

01:27:19.170 --> 01:27:22.869
he reportedly said, and yet it moves. Who is

01:27:22.869 --> 01:27:30.909
Galileo? Yes. I didn't pause it in time. Come

01:27:30.909 --> 01:27:38.239
on. Dan. 400. He said a falling apple inspired...

01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:42.180
Mr. Isaac Newton. Oh, yes. You're faster on the

01:27:42.180 --> 01:27:44.319
buzzer, dude. Coming back, Dan. It's that crack

01:27:44.319 --> 01:27:49.399
or something. Dan, 600. She and her husband,

01:27:49.479 --> 01:27:54.560
Pierre, researched radioactivity. That's it?

01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:58.720
Yep. Say it again. She and her husband, Pierre,

01:27:58.880 --> 01:28:06.659
researched radioactivity. It could be either,

01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:24.119
technically. Her and her husband? Yeah. Is there

01:28:24.119 --> 01:28:30.600
a certain device named after them? No, it's just

01:28:30.600 --> 01:28:33.850
like a historical person. Can I just give the

01:28:33.850 --> 01:28:35.649
last name? No, I don't think you're going to

01:28:35.649 --> 01:28:37.369
get it. Okay, can I just say the last name? Sure.

01:28:37.510 --> 01:28:40.149
It is Sievert. Oh, no, I'm talking about Marie

01:28:40.149 --> 01:28:45.789
Curie. Oh, man. I was thinking Geiger. Oh, Geiger.

01:28:45.949 --> 01:28:48.850
Yeah, but isn't it measured in Sieverts? No,

01:28:48.850 --> 01:28:50.329
it's measured in Geiger. Never heard of that.

01:28:50.750 --> 01:28:58.170
Oh, that sucks. Stand by. What is a Sievert?

01:29:00.909 --> 01:29:04.899
Anyway, 800. To explain quantum superposition...

01:29:04.899 --> 01:29:05.699
Hold on, hold on, hold on a sec, hold on a sec.

01:29:06.079 --> 01:29:08.619
Let me put this down. Get ready. It doesn't even

01:29:08.619 --> 01:29:13.340
have to do with the question. To explain quantum

01:29:13.340 --> 01:29:16.600
superposition, he proposed a famous thought experiment

01:29:16.600 --> 01:29:21.659
involving a household pet. Who's Schrodinger?

01:29:21.899 --> 01:29:27.420
Ah, Schrodinger's, yeah. Schrodinger's cat. Dan,

01:29:28.579 --> 01:29:32.979
finally for a thousand. Hold on a sec. This Danish

01:29:32.979 --> 01:29:37.300
physicist model of the atom added orbits for

01:29:37.300 --> 01:29:46.020
electrons and won him the 1922 Nobel Prize. Say

01:29:46.020 --> 01:29:50.000
it again. This Danish physicist model of the

01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:53.460
atom added orbits for electrons and won him the

01:29:53.460 --> 01:30:05.520
1922 Nobel Prize. Yeah, you're not going to get

01:30:05.520 --> 01:30:09.600
this. Okay, I'm done then. Neil's war. No, definitely

01:30:09.600 --> 01:30:15.300
not. Dan's got 2 ,800. Todd's got 8 ,200. So

01:30:15.300 --> 01:30:18.300
Sievert measures the dose of radiation. Oh. It's

01:30:18.300 --> 01:30:21.960
like Geiger. Yeah. Geiger's the counter. Alex

01:30:21.960 --> 01:30:28.819
McDonald. He fucking... What the fuck? He didn't

01:30:28.819 --> 01:30:30.899
answer you, but he just texted me like 15 minutes

01:30:30.899 --> 01:30:37.869
ago. I actually didn't end up calling him. Something

01:30:37.869 --> 01:30:41.470
about an emo song. Brother fucking can't talk

01:30:41.470 --> 01:30:44.590
to us, but he'll talk about emo songs. What a

01:30:44.590 --> 01:30:50.369
fucking asshole. Fuck that guy. Sponsored by

01:30:50.369 --> 01:30:55.270
Night Moves. All right, Tyler. What's the category?

01:30:55.729 --> 01:30:59.729
What are the scores? You already said it. I'm

01:30:59.729 --> 01:31:02.550
up by like 82 ,000. Yeah, Tyler's got 8 ,200.

01:31:02.750 --> 01:31:08.359
Dan's got 2 ,800. Damn. Category, American history.

01:31:09.020 --> 01:31:12.000
God damn it. It doesn't matter anyway. You want

01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:31.699
to bet it all, Daniel? Yeah, of course. Bet it

01:31:31.699 --> 01:31:36.220
all, bitch. Pussy. Oh, dampen it all? All right.

01:31:36.500 --> 01:31:43.220
Question. In 1911, this Tennessee distiller and

01:31:43.220 --> 01:31:45.720
businessman once said, one last drink, please,

01:31:45.760 --> 01:32:01.000
before passing away. Fuck. Fuck, what was his

01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:26.760
name? your answer, Dan? Yeah. Alright. Tyler

01:32:26.760 --> 01:32:32.100
says Jack Daniels. Incorrect. Oh, shit. You bet

01:32:32.100 --> 01:32:37.159
$200. It's down to $8 ,000. Damn. Dan says, what,

01:32:37.220 --> 01:32:40.920
Jim Beam? And then you said Dad says Jack Daniels.

01:32:43.000 --> 01:32:45.939
Incorrect. You bet it all. Correct answer was

01:32:45.939 --> 01:32:51.859
Jack Daniel without the S. Oh, bro. Are you fucking

01:32:51.859 --> 01:32:54.840
kidding me? That's the most bullshit fucking

01:32:54.840 --> 01:32:56.760
thing I've ever heard. Are you fucking kidding

01:32:56.760 --> 01:33:00.000
me? That's genuinely bullshit. Are you fucking

01:33:00.000 --> 01:33:02.779
kidding me? Tyler wins 8 ,000 to nothing. God

01:33:02.779 --> 01:33:13.279
damn. What a meltdown of epic proportions. Yeah,

01:33:13.340 --> 01:33:17.199
his name was Jack Daniels. Yeah, it was. It's

01:33:17.199 --> 01:33:20.500
apostrophe fucking S. It's his whiskey. Jack

01:33:20.500 --> 01:33:23.159
Daniels. So his name was Jack Daniels. That's

01:33:23.159 --> 01:33:27.039
such a fucking question, dude. That's fucked

01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:29.819
up, though. I know. I'm pretty sure on actual

01:33:29.819 --> 01:33:32.100
Jeopardy, they would have been like... Yeah.

01:33:32.939 --> 01:33:35.159
Somebody would have gotten punched on that one.

01:33:37.899 --> 01:33:41.979
Anyway. If that came down to the wire, that might

01:33:41.979 --> 01:33:44.380
have been fucking like a wire in your basement.

01:33:45.060 --> 01:33:50.369
Like a fucking fist fight. Oh, man. Boy, thanks

01:33:50.369 --> 01:33:54.569
for listening to the podcast. We're just going

01:33:54.569 --> 01:33:56.770
to end it like that? I guess. I don't know. We're

01:33:56.770 --> 01:33:58.510
just going to fucking end it like that? I don't

01:33:58.510 --> 01:34:00.170
know. We're just going to fucking end it just

01:34:00.170 --> 01:34:02.369
like that? I mean, that's what Jeffrey Epstein

01:34:02.369 --> 01:34:05.449
did. He just ended it. That's it. I'm packing

01:34:05.449 --> 01:34:08.109
up my shit. I'm taking my popcorn going home.

01:34:09.069 --> 01:34:11.930
I'm popping out of this bitch. All right, Dan.

01:34:14.729 --> 01:34:16.789
As always, be kind to yourselves. Hey, wait,

01:34:16.890 --> 01:34:19.649
wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, wait, wait. Check

01:34:19.649 --> 01:34:22.310
the email. Yeah, check the email. Oh, we never

01:34:22.310 --> 01:34:26.310
get any emails. I'm going to get the Book of

01:34:26.310 --> 01:34:29.970
Mormon sent to this house. I already get it sent

01:34:29.970 --> 01:34:32.770
to my fucking email. Oh, no, we're going to get

01:34:32.770 --> 01:34:52.899
it sent directly to your actual address. So what

01:34:52.899 --> 01:34:57.239
were you, fucking Latter -day Saints? No. Latter

01:34:57.239 --> 01:34:59.439
-day Saints is the Mormons. What the fuck were

01:34:59.439 --> 01:35:02.579
you? Jehovah's Witness. What was your church

01:35:02.579 --> 01:35:05.100
title thing? Relying on faith. What did they

01:35:05.100 --> 01:35:07.500
call the church? The Church of Jesus Christ of

01:35:07.500 --> 01:35:09.600
Latter -day Saints. Latter -day Saints. We got

01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:12.539
an email from them. Accepting the will of God.

01:35:13.279 --> 01:35:15.399
Sometimes our own goals seem to conflict with

01:35:15.399 --> 01:35:19.170
God's will. For us. Like getting pussy. But when

01:35:19.170 --> 01:35:21.909
we patiently accept God's guidance, he can help

01:35:21.909 --> 01:35:24.090
us accomplish things we never thought possible.

01:35:25.149 --> 01:35:28.770
Relying on faith. Trials test our faith and our

01:35:28.770 --> 01:35:31.630
patience. In the depths of difficult trials,

01:35:31.829 --> 01:35:35.010
we can rely on Jesus who experienced every hardship

01:35:35.010 --> 01:35:38.229
so we won't have to suffer alone. So for you,

01:35:38.350 --> 01:35:45.810
like, as a Jehovah Witness, is it a cult? Definitely

01:35:45.810 --> 01:35:53.090
a cult. Think about this. If there's 300 million

01:35:53.090 --> 01:35:55.449
people in the United States, there's 7 or 8 million

01:35:55.449 --> 01:35:59.189
Jehovah's Witnesses. It's like 0 .8 % of the

01:35:59.189 --> 01:36:02.449
population, almost a percent. It's like 1 in

01:36:02.449 --> 01:36:06.050
120 people are Jehovah's Witnesses. Weird. So

01:36:06.050 --> 01:36:09.029
there's a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses. Half as

01:36:09.029 --> 01:36:13.289
many as Mormons. So where are they? They're among

01:36:13.289 --> 01:36:15.689
us, dude. They're just among us? They're among

01:36:15.689 --> 01:36:18.149
us. They're everywhere. They're your bus drivers.

01:36:18.569 --> 01:36:22.810
They're your bakery workers. There's a couple

01:36:22.810 --> 01:36:24.909
things they're not. They're not cops because

01:36:24.909 --> 01:36:27.270
they can't be cops. They can't be cops? No, absolutely

01:36:27.270 --> 01:36:29.630
not. Why not? Can't be a police officer because

01:36:29.630 --> 01:36:38.510
you can't carry a lethal weapon. Jehovah Witnesses

01:36:38.510 --> 01:36:40.229
are another ones that can't have alcohol too?

01:36:40.550 --> 01:36:42.550
No, they love their alcohol. Oh, they love alcohol.

01:36:42.550 --> 01:36:44.109
Because it's like the one indulgence they can

01:36:44.109 --> 01:36:47.010
have. What about nicotine? No, absolutely not.

01:36:47.229 --> 01:36:50.010
No nicotine? No, no cigarettes at least. What

01:36:50.010 --> 01:36:53.529
about cigars? No, absolutely not. Chewing tobacco?

01:36:54.069 --> 01:36:58.569
No, absolutely not. Zins? No. Really? Definitely

01:36:58.569 --> 01:37:01.850
not. No shit. You can get disfellowshipped for

01:37:01.850 --> 01:37:05.270
that. What about weed? Well, if it's medical,

01:37:05.449 --> 01:37:08.819
they can have that. Are you the ones that can't

01:37:08.819 --> 01:37:13.100
get infusions? Yeah. No blood transfusions. Not

01:37:13.100 --> 01:37:16.739
me, but I know, but like your, your former, your

01:37:16.739 --> 01:37:19.560
former people. Yeah. Yep. No blood transfusion.

01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:21.819
What is the reasoning behind that? Cause there's

01:37:21.819 --> 01:37:24.079
one scripture, dude, I fight with my parents

01:37:24.079 --> 01:37:27.199
about this. There's one scripture in the book

01:37:27.199 --> 01:37:31.680
of acts that says thou shall abstain from blood.

01:37:32.270 --> 01:37:35.729
Which meant don't fucking do blood sacrifices

01:37:35.729 --> 01:37:38.130
and shit. Right. And it's like they took this

01:37:38.130 --> 01:37:39.970
somehow to mean that you shouldn't take blood

01:37:39.970 --> 01:37:44.090
transfusions. Okay, so I will say that I think

01:37:44.090 --> 01:37:46.069
blood transfusions are fucking disgusting. That's

01:37:46.069 --> 01:37:48.029
just me, right? That has nothing to do with a

01:37:48.029 --> 01:37:50.869
religious thing. I just don't want somebody else's

01:37:50.869 --> 01:37:53.130
fucking blood in my body. I don't want somebody

01:37:53.130 --> 01:37:56.479
else's organs either. It gives me the fucking

01:37:56.479 --> 01:37:58.960
heebie -jeebies, dude. You think you could talk

01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:01.659
to somebody's ghost if you had their organ? Dude,

01:38:01.699 --> 01:38:03.680
I'm sure you could probably channel a lot of

01:38:03.680 --> 01:38:05.819
shit if you had somebody else's fucking blood

01:38:05.819 --> 01:38:09.159
and organs in you. It's just fucking wild. What

01:38:09.159 --> 01:38:12.380
if Jeffrey Epstein was a blood donor? That'd

01:38:12.380 --> 01:38:13.840
be fucked. You have his fucking blood in you.

01:38:13.840 --> 01:38:16.140
That would fucking suck, dude. What if you just

01:38:16.140 --> 01:38:19.199
got Jeffrey Epstein's organs? Damn. Would that

01:38:19.199 --> 01:38:21.819
make you part of him? That would make him part

01:38:21.819 --> 01:38:24.010
of you. That'd make... A little bit of both.

01:38:24.050 --> 01:38:26.789
That would make you implicit in his crimes. Yeah.

01:38:26.850 --> 01:38:28.710
Cause like if you had Jeffrey Epstein's kidney,

01:38:28.909 --> 01:38:31.609
does that mean that your kidney is not going

01:38:31.609 --> 01:38:34.949
to heaven? I hear that. Like I've heard of people,

01:38:35.010 --> 01:38:37.750
like they get a heart transplant and the person

01:38:37.750 --> 01:38:41.119
like loved beer and then they love beer. What

01:38:41.119 --> 01:38:42.960
if you got Jeffrey Epstein's kids? You start

01:38:42.960 --> 01:38:45.619
fucking kids. You want to fuck kids? That would

01:38:45.619 --> 01:38:48.020
be terrible, dude. I'd be like, get it out of

01:38:48.020 --> 01:38:50.460
me. Get it out. Get those fucking kids. Who was

01:38:50.460 --> 01:38:54.460
it? Whose organ was this? It was Mr. Epstein,

01:38:54.739 --> 01:38:58.520
the famous one. Oh, my God. I opened up to a

01:38:58.520 --> 01:39:00.680
random page in the Bible, and it says, Chapter

01:39:00.680 --> 01:39:03.539
28, after we brought safely through, we learned

01:39:03.539 --> 01:39:07.689
that the island was called Malta. It wasn't a

01:39:07.689 --> 01:39:11.289
little St. James. Dude, that's really oddly fitting.

01:39:11.630 --> 01:39:13.829
You know what's really ironic, Casey, though?

01:39:14.010 --> 01:39:16.529
The first day that I started. Hold that. Hold

01:39:16.529 --> 01:39:18.390
that scripture. No, that's what I'm doing. Yeah.

01:39:18.970 --> 01:39:22.989
The first day that I started at my old job, which

01:39:22.989 --> 01:39:26.369
I can say now is Malta. I worked for a town called

01:39:26.369 --> 01:39:32.229
Malta. I was very weary about, you know, starting

01:39:32.229 --> 01:39:34.770
a new job. That was the exact passage I opened

01:39:34.770 --> 01:39:38.180
up to. No way. I shit you not, no. Wow. Yeah,

01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:41.460
like the journey to Malta is what the... I didn't

01:39:41.460 --> 01:39:43.720
know they mentioned Malta. Yeah, they mentioned

01:39:43.720 --> 01:39:45.760
Malta, and I think there's a mention of Syracuse

01:39:45.760 --> 01:39:48.920
in there as well. Because they're both named

01:39:48.920 --> 01:39:52.079
after cities from other countries. If you look

01:39:52.079 --> 01:39:57.500
further on, I think Syracuse is in there. Dude...

01:39:57.500 --> 01:40:00.520
Either before or after. It should be around that

01:40:00.520 --> 01:40:03.880
area. My... Oh yeah, let me read the rest of

01:40:03.880 --> 01:40:06.279
the Bible for... Hold on. Real quick. While we're

01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:09.039
on Malta, this kid I worked with at Home Depot.

01:40:09.239 --> 01:40:14.800
Yeah. He's a really nice kid. He always, he got

01:40:14.800 --> 01:40:18.300
blown up in Iraq in an IED. So he had all kinds

01:40:18.300 --> 01:40:20.659
of fucking prescription drugs. Yeah. And so he

01:40:20.659 --> 01:40:22.760
would always come in, come into Home Depot rolling

01:40:22.760 --> 01:40:26.180
on Xanax. Bags under his eyes, right? And he's

01:40:26.180 --> 01:40:29.020
just like. Is he like physically disabled? No,

01:40:29.020 --> 01:40:34.000
like he could, he could function. but he just

01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:36.779
he was fucked up mentally like nice kid you'd

01:40:36.779 --> 01:40:38.439
never know but he told me he's like yeah dude

01:40:38.439 --> 01:40:42.380
i'm like on a lot of shit but he said he went

01:40:42.380 --> 01:40:48.420
to malta um when he was in the marines i'm guessing

01:40:48.420 --> 01:40:52.000
because he was on a navy ship yeah like it's

01:40:52.000 --> 01:40:56.720
an actual island um and he said he got uh he

01:40:56.720 --> 01:40:58.760
went to a brothel there with his buddies yeah

01:40:58.760 --> 01:41:02.579
and he said dude it was fucking amazing he said

01:41:02.579 --> 01:41:05.520
like they fucking wash your cock with a washcloth

01:41:05.520 --> 01:41:07.979
like a warm washcloth first and i get it all

01:41:07.979 --> 01:41:10.180
ready and she like cleans herself up like just

01:41:10.180 --> 01:41:12.579
to show you that she's like you know clean and

01:41:12.579 --> 01:41:15.220
he's like dude it was fucking amazing dude this

01:41:15.220 --> 01:41:17.279
is getting a little spotty right now how about

01:41:17.279 --> 01:41:20.279
episode 200 in malta this is a good little racy

01:41:20.279 --> 01:41:23.810
right now this bible here is it yeah It says,

01:41:23.869 --> 01:41:26.189
now concerning the matters which you wrote, it

01:41:26.189 --> 01:41:28.409
is good for a man not to have sexual relations

01:41:28.409 --> 01:41:32.449
with a woman. Because of the temptation to sexual

01:41:32.449 --> 01:41:35.430
immorality, each man should have his own wife

01:41:35.430 --> 01:41:38.270
and each woman her own husband. The husband should

01:41:38.270 --> 01:41:41.770
give to his wife her conjugal rights. And likewise

01:41:41.770 --> 01:41:45.689
the wife to her husband. For the wife does not

01:41:45.689 --> 01:41:48.390
have authority over her own body, but the husband

01:41:48.390 --> 01:41:55.439
does. Oh, wow. Do not deprive one another except

01:41:55.439 --> 01:41:57.880
by agreement for a limited time that you may

01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:01.239
devote yourselves to prayer and then come together

01:42:01.239 --> 01:42:05.479
again so that Satan may not tempt you. So go

01:42:05.479 --> 01:42:08.039
to the room to pray and then get back to fucking.

01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:12.199
So stop fucking just to pray? It says because

01:42:12.199 --> 01:42:17.380
you lack self -control. That's crazy. So no fap

01:42:17.380 --> 01:42:22.279
is acceptable. But get right back to it. That's

01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:24.180
the thing. In the Bible, once you're married,

01:42:24.300 --> 01:42:26.899
they're like, get fucking. Seriously, get fucking.

01:42:27.119 --> 01:42:30.600
If you cannot exercise self -control, you should

01:42:30.600 --> 01:42:34.260
marry. It is better to marry than burn with passion.

01:42:35.020 --> 01:42:39.460
That's true. That is true. Burn with passion.

01:42:39.619 --> 01:42:42.800
I burn with passion. About day 29 in OFAP, I'm

01:42:42.800 --> 01:42:46.439
burning with passion. I'll tell you. I burn with

01:42:46.439 --> 01:42:48.340
passion so much that I can't even retain it.

01:42:48.640 --> 01:42:51.279
Like I love in, in like Catholic wedding ceremonies,

01:42:51.279 --> 01:42:54.340
they're like now go out and, uh, like reproduce

01:42:54.340 --> 01:42:57.659
is more like the things in like the things it's

01:42:57.659 --> 01:43:00.600
like, like they're like specifically, I know

01:43:00.600 --> 01:43:02.539
in the Catholic like thing, there's like make

01:43:02.539 --> 01:43:06.199
more Catholics have sex a lot, but only when

01:43:06.199 --> 01:43:08.760
you're married. But once you get married, have

01:43:08.760 --> 01:43:12.859
sex all the time. I'm like, Whoa. Do you think

01:43:12.859 --> 01:43:15.319
anybody on earth has actually ever waited till

01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:19.560
marriage? I mean, before this time period or

01:43:19.560 --> 01:43:25.460
like just. Yeah, like now. Well, my parents had

01:43:25.460 --> 01:43:28.579
me before they were married, so I know that's

01:43:28.579 --> 01:43:33.380
true. And their parents had them before they

01:43:33.380 --> 01:43:37.640
were married. So I know that's true. This is

01:43:37.640 --> 01:43:43.140
some schizophrenic shit. I don't know. Do you

01:43:43.140 --> 01:43:45.859
know anybody who has not had sex before marriage?

01:43:46.100 --> 01:43:49.159
Because I know I have. Everybody at this table

01:43:49.159 --> 01:43:51.859
probably has. I know people that claim they have.

01:43:52.079 --> 01:43:54.779
That claim they have. I don't know if I believe

01:43:54.779 --> 01:43:59.220
it. Because I'm trying to think of all my friends

01:43:59.220 --> 01:44:01.560
who are probably around, you know, my age to

01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:03.359
a little bit older to just a little bit younger.

01:44:04.100 --> 01:44:07.000
I think almost everybody that I know has had

01:44:07.000 --> 01:44:10.300
some form of intercourse. Right. Dude, I think

01:44:10.300 --> 01:44:13.829
they should just fucking allow. Blowjobs. That

01:44:13.829 --> 01:44:16.829
should be fine. PJs? Yeah, because it's preventing

01:44:16.829 --> 01:44:20.869
you from doing something stupid, right? Just

01:44:20.869 --> 01:44:22.770
get some head and then come back to your senses.

01:44:23.229 --> 01:44:27.210
Handjobs suck. I think that's subjective, Tyler.

01:44:27.550 --> 01:44:30.210
Dude, I hate handjobs, dude. I really do. I hate

01:44:30.210 --> 01:44:31.590
handjobs so much. You wouldn't if you went a

01:44:31.590 --> 01:44:33.850
long time. Like, all right, you wouldn't hate

01:44:33.850 --> 01:44:37.439
handjobs if you had no arms. You just hate handjobs

01:44:37.439 --> 01:44:39.420
because you can give a better handjob than whoever's

01:44:39.420 --> 01:44:41.039
giving you a handjob. I can give a handjob better

01:44:41.039 --> 01:44:43.000
than any woman on the planet. I guarantee you

01:44:43.000 --> 01:44:47.720
that. I guarantee you every man on the planet

01:44:47.720 --> 01:44:49.659
can give a handjob better than every woman on

01:44:49.659 --> 01:44:52.760
the planet. I guarantee you that. 100 % true.

01:44:53.159 --> 01:44:56.399
I can jerk off to completion in less than a minute.

01:44:56.800 --> 01:45:00.260
Even during sex, it takes me at least five. At

01:45:00.260 --> 01:45:03.569
least five minutes? At least. Like, like, and

01:45:03.569 --> 01:45:05.829
that's if I'm like pushing, like try being like,

01:45:05.850 --> 01:45:09.029
let's just fucking, I want to get this type thing.

01:45:09.310 --> 01:45:11.590
Like it takes me five, but like if I'm just fucking

01:45:11.590 --> 01:45:14.510
handing it myself, I can get it done less than

01:45:14.510 --> 01:45:16.489
a minute. Oh yeah. It depends on how charged

01:45:16.489 --> 01:45:19.770
up I am. Like, dude, sometimes like pants don't

01:45:19.770 --> 01:45:22.029
even come off. It's I'm already busted before.

01:45:22.430 --> 01:45:25.390
I already bust before I even, you know, something

01:45:25.390 --> 01:45:27.449
real good. And I've had a pair of pants on, I'm

01:45:27.449 --> 01:45:29.449
ready to take them off. Like, like I've been

01:45:29.449 --> 01:45:30.989
wearing these for like a day. I got to wash them

01:45:30.989 --> 01:45:35.520
anyway. You know, I love how when Allie Mac's

01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:40.140
not here, we can actually talk about this stuff

01:45:40.140 --> 01:45:42.420
without it being like, we're getting back to

01:45:42.420 --> 01:45:44.880
jerking off and talking about sex. I don't think

01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:47.439
he's like that. Yes, he is. Every single time.

01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:50.760
Next time, fucking next week, if he's here, we'll

01:45:50.760 --> 01:45:52.619
start talking about this and wait how long it

01:45:52.619 --> 01:45:54.939
takes until he says some shit. All right, we're

01:45:54.939 --> 01:45:56.739
going to push it to a really uncomfortable place

01:45:56.739 --> 01:45:59.960
and just watch his reaction. Just keep going?

01:46:00.140 --> 01:46:04.479
Yeah. It's about clown porn. Dude. You know,

01:46:04.500 --> 01:46:06.279
it's funny you mentioned that. I was thinking

01:46:06.279 --> 01:46:09.899
today, I'm like, you know, I feel like we are

01:46:09.899 --> 01:46:13.720
just, uh, like of our ancestors, we're just copies.

01:46:13.779 --> 01:46:17.159
Right. And if we went back in time, we're a Xerox

01:46:17.159 --> 01:46:19.619
of a Xerox at this point. Well, yeah, no, but

01:46:19.619 --> 01:46:23.439
like, if you went back in time, like you would

01:46:23.439 --> 01:46:26.220
see Tyler there. right just a little bit different

01:46:26.220 --> 01:46:27.619
with a little bit different outfit one of those

01:46:27.619 --> 01:46:29.720
fucking like german hats right yeah and it's

01:46:29.720 --> 01:46:33.500
fucking overalls yeah and like the spectacles

01:46:33.500 --> 01:46:36.800
like the the round spectacles like like a mustache

01:46:36.800 --> 01:46:39.039
or something it looks just like tyler that's

01:46:39.039 --> 01:46:41.500
all you're doing is just reassembling your dna

01:46:41.500 --> 01:46:43.640
when you're over and over again i guarantee you

01:46:43.640 --> 01:46:46.220
one of your ancestors looks like you to a point

01:46:46.220 --> 01:46:49.069
but you go back in time and you see Tyler's ancestor

01:46:49.069 --> 01:46:53.550
jerking off to mimes, right? It's just the same

01:46:53.550 --> 01:46:57.810
thing, just a little bit different. Just like

01:46:57.810 --> 01:46:59.829
this German guy. That's why the South lost the

01:46:59.829 --> 01:47:04.430
Civil War. General Lee was jerking off. Of circus

01:47:04.430 --> 01:47:06.670
clowns. He was fucking blowing the slaves. Well,

01:47:06.689 --> 01:47:08.270
I don't think they had clowns then. Yeah, they

01:47:08.270 --> 01:47:11.390
did. Did they? Yeah, Barnum and Bailey. No, that

01:47:11.390 --> 01:47:15.569
was the 20s, wasn't it? Oh, das gut. Das gut.

01:47:16.970 --> 01:47:19.750
but like you know like your pets are just like

01:47:19.750 --> 01:47:23.770
hotty cloppa hotty cloppa yeah i mean suck my

01:47:23.770 --> 01:47:26.649
dick like dude if we went back to fucking ireland

01:47:26.649 --> 01:47:28.890
fucking 300 years ago and found casey's ancestor

01:47:29.479 --> 01:47:32.640
We would know it was his ancestor. Just by looking

01:47:32.640 --> 01:47:34.899
at him, it would look just like him. Yeah, we

01:47:34.899 --> 01:47:37.939
catch him jerking off in a library. Exactly.

01:47:42.119 --> 01:47:44.380
There we see yours fucking chasing out. Top of

01:47:44.380 --> 01:47:46.199
the morning to you, lad. Where's your library?

01:47:48.579 --> 01:47:51.180
Your ancestors chase that. They're fucking like

01:47:51.180 --> 01:47:57.760
70 -year -olds. It's like, you know, ripe for

01:47:57.760 --> 01:48:00.930
the peach. The sweeter the juices. Oh, Jesus

01:48:00.930 --> 01:48:05.529
Christ. Fuck, dude. Allie Mack, you bring your

01:48:05.529 --> 01:48:07.810
fucking vibe down when we talk about sexual stuff.

01:48:07.850 --> 01:48:10.310
Maybe we can talk about astrophysics instead

01:48:10.310 --> 01:48:13.329
because, you know, people care about that. People

01:48:13.329 --> 01:48:15.770
care about black holes and space and shit. It's

01:48:15.770 --> 01:48:17.529
like, no, dude, they want to hear about clown

01:48:17.529 --> 01:48:19.989
porn. They want to hear about jerking off and,

01:48:20.029 --> 01:48:24.159
you know, coming. Send us your emails. via uh

01:48:24.159 --> 01:48:26.659
email get a poll going would you rather hear

01:48:26.659 --> 01:48:28.920
about would you rather hear about funny sexual

01:48:28.920 --> 01:48:31.640
shit or would you rather hear about boring fucking

01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:34.399
astronomy tell us what you want us to talk about

01:48:34.399 --> 01:48:38.560
until podcast 73 gmail .com casey what's your

01:48:38.560 --> 01:48:42.979
most embarrassing moment during sex during sex

01:48:42.979 --> 01:48:48.319
that's i i think i already told mine i'll think

01:48:48.319 --> 01:48:51.739
about it what about you I don't know. What was

01:48:51.739 --> 01:48:56.159
yours, Tyler? Mine was when I lost my virginity

01:48:56.159 --> 01:49:01.380
to the Vietnamese girl. The what girl? Yeah,

01:49:01.439 --> 01:49:06.079
she's Vietnamese. Let's give them one more shot

01:49:06.079 --> 01:49:11.979
to get that right. Vietnamese. What? Say it again.

01:49:12.119 --> 01:49:14.560
The Viet Cong girl. No, no, no. Say it again.

01:49:14.699 --> 01:49:16.680
I'm really interested in the way you just said

01:49:16.680 --> 01:49:19.180
that. Vietnamese. That's not what it's called.

01:49:20.970 --> 01:49:23.329
Vietmanese is what you're saying. Vietmanese.

01:49:24.470 --> 01:49:27.229
Vietmanese. Vietmanese. It's Vietnamese with

01:49:27.229 --> 01:49:30.409
an M. Vietnam. It's my fucking accent, retard.

01:49:31.850 --> 01:49:34.770
Vietmanese. Vietmanese. No, no, I want to hear

01:49:34.770 --> 01:49:36.989
this. Vietmanese. The chick who is, you know,

01:49:37.109 --> 01:49:44.869
a fucking Charlie. Fucking bitch. You know what?

01:49:44.930 --> 01:49:46.470
I'll just retell the story because I think it's

01:49:46.470 --> 01:49:51.159
funny. So we match on Tinder. I meet up with

01:49:51.159 --> 01:49:55.180
her. I go to her apartment that's like in the

01:49:55.180 --> 01:49:57.979
college part of the town that we're in. And I

01:49:57.979 --> 01:50:01.239
go upstairs. Mind you, I have never had sex before.

01:50:01.760 --> 01:50:03.979
I have gotten a blowjob and stuff, but I never

01:50:03.979 --> 01:50:08.699
had sex. And we sat on her couch for a little

01:50:08.699 --> 01:50:10.180
bit. She's like, hey, let's come to my room and

01:50:10.180 --> 01:50:11.899
watch a movie. And I'm like, all right, let's

01:50:11.899 --> 01:50:14.359
fucking watch a movie. The only thing that she

01:50:14.359 --> 01:50:16.279
had was fucking Disney Plus on her fucking computer.

01:50:16.359 --> 01:50:19.109
So she just fucking threw on like. It was Hercules.

01:50:19.510 --> 01:50:24.789
That's an important part of the story. So we're

01:50:24.789 --> 01:50:28.289
sitting there and we start making out on the

01:50:28.289 --> 01:50:32.449
bed. And then she's like, do you got a condom?

01:50:32.470 --> 01:50:38.050
I'm like, no. She's like, I got a bunch. She

01:50:38.050 --> 01:50:41.380
opens up her drawer. Bad sign. Now that I'm a

01:50:41.380 --> 01:50:44.380
more matured and sexual active person, when a

01:50:44.380 --> 01:50:46.239
chick opens up her drawer and she has like 100

01:50:46.239 --> 01:50:48.680
plus condoms in there, probably not a good sign.

01:50:50.159 --> 01:50:52.140
But, you know, virgin. Or it is, depending how

01:50:52.140 --> 01:50:57.279
you look at it. Virgin me. That went over my

01:50:57.279 --> 01:51:02.000
head. So she does the weird thing with the mouth

01:51:02.000 --> 01:51:03.760
that like she puts it in her mouth and then like

01:51:03.760 --> 01:51:05.739
put it on your dick type thing. You know that?

01:51:06.020 --> 01:51:10.539
And I'm like, whoa. And then. She gets on top

01:51:10.539 --> 01:51:15.539
of me. 30 seconds go by. I come. I'm like, yeah,

01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:20.340
that's about it. She's like, that's it? I'm like,

01:51:20.420 --> 01:51:26.140
yeah, that's it. I'm very good at this. She's

01:51:26.140 --> 01:51:31.239
like, wow, that is something. I'm like, yep.

01:51:32.039 --> 01:51:34.279
And then I shit you not. You ever see the movie

01:51:34.279 --> 01:51:37.180
Hercules? No. You ever see the movie Hercules?

01:51:37.460 --> 01:51:40.529
Nope. So there's a song called Zero to Hero that

01:51:40.529 --> 01:51:42.909
plays in that. And I shit you not, as soon as

01:51:42.909 --> 01:51:47.229
I came and we had that conversation, it was just

01:51:47.229 --> 01:51:50.869
like, Zero to Hero, just like that. I'm like,

01:51:50.989 --> 01:51:56.550
oh, man. Oh, man. And then I got out of the house

01:51:56.550 --> 01:52:00.770
thinking I did a good job. I get back in my car.

01:52:00.789 --> 01:52:02.529
I'm like, I just lost my virginity. That was

01:52:02.529 --> 01:52:06.810
awesome. I'm having a great time being a matured

01:52:06.810 --> 01:52:10.390
man now. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? That

01:52:10.390 --> 01:52:14.050
was not great. Yeah. But in my head, I'm like,

01:52:14.210 --> 01:52:17.350
yep, she loved that. And then we went on another

01:52:17.350 --> 01:52:21.289
date and we had a good time. And I'm like, hey,

01:52:21.350 --> 01:52:22.649
you want to go back up to your thing? She's like,

01:52:22.710 --> 01:52:24.109
you know what? I don't think we should see each

01:52:24.109 --> 01:52:29.119
other again. I'm like. On to the next one then.

01:52:29.220 --> 01:52:33.899
Two Pump Chomp. Fucking Two Pump Charlie. That

01:52:33.899 --> 01:52:36.199
was my first time. I think everybody's first

01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:39.560
time. They did not last very long. Dude. All

01:52:39.560 --> 01:52:44.420
right. Casey, where was your first time? When?

01:52:44.579 --> 01:52:49.520
Yeah. Where? Where and when? Like at her house.

01:52:50.420 --> 01:52:54.579
At her house. When I was like 16. 16. Damn. I

01:52:54.579 --> 01:52:57.979
was 18. She knew you had a hammer. She was like,

01:52:58.060 --> 01:52:59.260
dude, this guy's got a hammer. He's got that

01:52:59.260 --> 01:53:07.850
retard dick, dude. He's like the smartest one

01:53:07.850 --> 01:53:10.489
here. No, no, no. But he's got that retard dick.

01:53:10.529 --> 01:53:12.430
I know he does. He's got that like fucking just

01:53:12.430 --> 01:53:15.090
massive hog. Everybody knows he has a massive

01:53:15.090 --> 01:53:17.569
hog. Oh, you're saying like retards have. Yeah,

01:53:17.590 --> 01:53:19.750
like the retard dick, you know, like the fucking

01:53:19.750 --> 01:53:22.369
just God damn, you fucking got a fucking hog.

01:53:22.390 --> 01:53:25.510
You ever have a girl just like queef on your

01:53:25.510 --> 01:53:27.109
dick and you're just like, what the fuck? Yes.

01:53:28.369 --> 01:53:31.109
I don't like it, but I have had it happen before.

01:53:31.210 --> 01:53:34.000
It's just. I can't say that I have. You're not

01:53:34.000 --> 01:53:36.359
pumping hard enough then, brother. Fucking queef

01:53:36.359 --> 01:53:40.600
sisters. If you go real hard, you can get air

01:53:40.600 --> 01:53:46.239
trapped in there. I mean, yeah, now that I think

01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:48.920
about it. Yeah, maybe a couple times, but it's

01:53:48.920 --> 01:53:53.399
not like a regular occurrence. So what was your

01:53:53.399 --> 01:53:59.739
first time? Embarrassing or first time? I feel

01:53:59.739 --> 01:54:01.779
like everybody's first time was somewhat embarrassing.

01:54:02.619 --> 01:54:08.520
I got raped by this. I was, I didn't, I got raped.

01:54:08.920 --> 01:54:14.460
I was sexually assaulted. It was cool. I didn't

01:54:14.460 --> 01:54:17.000
lose my virginity until I was 19 and she was

01:54:17.000 --> 01:54:21.399
21 and I couldn't even drink yet. I was 18. Yeah.

01:54:22.520 --> 01:54:25.199
She got us drunk. How the fuck did Casey lose

01:54:25.199 --> 01:54:27.779
his virginity before us? Dude, because she knew

01:54:27.779 --> 01:54:31.340
he had a hammer. He got raped. It was amazing.

01:54:31.760 --> 01:54:35.220
I got raped. It was awesome. It's not really

01:54:35.220 --> 01:54:37.359
rape then, is it? Yeah, but it's a little Mexican

01:54:37.359 --> 01:54:40.979
trick. That's a question I was thinking the other

01:54:40.979 --> 01:54:45.199
day. Can men technically get raped? Because if

01:54:45.199 --> 01:54:46.760
your dick's hard, doesn't that mean you like...

01:54:46.890 --> 01:54:49.149
You want it? It's the fucking same. That's the,

01:54:49.149 --> 01:54:50.909
that's the fucking same argument that fucking

01:54:50.909 --> 01:54:53.250
rapists use that. Well, she's wet. Doesn't that

01:54:53.250 --> 01:54:55.649
mean that she liked it? Right. Oh, I've never

01:54:55.649 --> 01:54:58.930
heard that. That's an actual dude. Actual fucking

01:54:58.930 --> 01:55:00.909
rapists in court have tried to use that as an

01:55:00.909 --> 01:55:03.289
excuse. Wow. Yeah. That's like an actual fucking

01:55:03.289 --> 01:55:05.989
thing. Like people are fucked, dude. Jeez. Yeah.

01:55:06.609 --> 01:55:10.550
Oh man. That's just like, so Casey, I feel like

01:55:10.550 --> 01:55:12.949
that's the same thing, but for guys, well, you

01:55:12.949 --> 01:55:16.520
had a boner. All right, so if a chick's 21. Yeah,

01:55:16.520 --> 01:55:19.680
but that's different. And a guy's 19. She provides

01:55:19.680 --> 01:55:22.899
the alcohol. They get drunk. She has sex with

01:55:22.899 --> 01:55:28.859
him. He can't technically drink. Yeah. I don't

01:55:28.859 --> 01:55:33.159
like if you were consenting to it. Did you consent

01:55:33.159 --> 01:55:36.100
to it? Oh, well, that's fine. More than consented,

01:55:36.119 --> 01:55:38.500
yes. So it's not rape. That would just be providing

01:55:38.500 --> 01:55:41.539
alcohol to a minor. Right. So that's not rape.

01:55:42.730 --> 01:55:44.770
Yeah, I know. But if it was the other way around,

01:55:44.930 --> 01:55:48.050
if it's like a guy, if it was like, right, right.

01:55:48.189 --> 01:55:50.510
If it was a 21 year old guy, give an alcohol

01:55:50.510 --> 01:55:53.550
to a 19 year old girl, gets her drunk, takes

01:55:53.550 --> 01:55:57.689
her virginity. Did she consent though? Right.

01:55:57.810 --> 01:56:01.250
Right. I mean, even if she did, she's not under

01:56:01.250 --> 01:56:05.970
18. She was given alcohol. How plastered were

01:56:05.970 --> 01:56:08.409
you? Were you like gone? Blackout. You were gone.

01:56:08.449 --> 01:56:11.939
Then I think that's the, the area where. Because

01:56:11.939 --> 01:56:14.779
in New York, it's not just consent, it's enthusiastic

01:56:14.779 --> 01:56:20.039
consent now. Whatever the fuck that means. Wow.

01:56:20.680 --> 01:56:24.199
Because a girl can be like, yeah, okay, whatever.

01:56:24.520 --> 01:56:29.739
If she's not like, let's fuck right now, if she

01:56:29.739 --> 01:56:31.439
wants to take you to court, you're going to lose.

01:56:32.140 --> 01:56:34.579
Enthusiastic consent. Yeah, enthusiastic consent's

01:56:34.579 --> 01:56:37.100
a thing. I was going to say, Jeff Campos actually

01:56:37.100 --> 01:56:42.220
had a video of me with that girl. A video? Yeah.

01:56:42.300 --> 01:56:44.560
I felt so bad. Let's post that on the Facebook

01:56:44.560 --> 01:56:46.939
page. I felt so bad. I think he took it on my

01:56:46.939 --> 01:56:49.560
phone. Dude, that would be our first YouTube

01:56:49.560 --> 01:56:53.000
video. God, I deleted it. I was so fucking ashamed.

01:56:55.279 --> 01:56:58.920
You know that Christian guilt that sets in? I

01:56:58.920 --> 01:57:02.699
know that. I don't know much about that. I know

01:57:02.699 --> 01:57:05.600
that, brother. The Christian guilt is definitely

01:57:05.600 --> 01:57:09.170
something. That is a brutal fucking thing. Every

01:57:09.170 --> 01:57:14.189
time. I got an idea for a game. How about we

01:57:14.189 --> 01:57:19.569
get hard, not together. We take some printer

01:57:19.569 --> 01:57:24.989
paper and we trace our dicks and then we fold

01:57:24.989 --> 01:57:29.090
it, right? And then we put it in a pile and we

01:57:29.090 --> 01:57:37.600
each try and guess whose dick it is. You have

01:57:37.600 --> 01:57:41.920
to be fully erect? Whatever you want. There's

01:57:41.920 --> 01:57:45.659
got to be standards here. I'm definitely a grower,

01:57:45.659 --> 01:57:48.159
not a shower. So I would try and probably be

01:57:48.159 --> 01:57:52.220
erect for this. Get a Sharpie, outline it, try

01:57:52.220 --> 01:57:54.300
not to get it in your dick. What about that thing,

01:57:54.359 --> 01:57:56.380
you know how when chicks paint their legs and

01:57:56.380 --> 01:57:59.300
ass? And they, like, sit down on, like, a canvas

01:57:59.300 --> 01:58:01.560
and, like, you can get, like, the fucking thing.

01:58:01.960 --> 01:58:03.960
What if we did that and just put, like, a dick?

01:58:04.100 --> 01:58:05.840
You just get a canvas and you just fucking paint

01:58:05.840 --> 01:58:08.380
up your cock and you just fuck! And then we could

01:58:08.380 --> 01:58:13.460
put his artwork up in the studio. Ali Max secretly

01:58:13.460 --> 01:58:17.779
has, like, a 24 -inch dick. I could see it. I

01:58:17.779 --> 01:58:21.199
could definitely see that. You remember that

01:58:21.199 --> 01:58:23.659
Seinfeld episode where they were having the contest

01:58:23.659 --> 01:58:28.329
of, uh... Who like could go the longest without

01:58:28.329 --> 01:58:31.350
like coming? I don't remember that episode, no.

01:58:31.609 --> 01:58:35.329
No? No. They were like doing the contest. They

01:58:35.329 --> 01:58:40.569
were like, if you like jerk off before the rest

01:58:40.569 --> 01:58:42.949
of us, you like lose the bet. And they were like

01:58:42.949 --> 01:58:48.470
doing $50. But fucking George was cheating. How

01:58:48.470 --> 01:58:51.319
was he cheating? because he like he like fucking

01:58:51.319 --> 01:58:53.539
jerked off but he just lied about it he's like

01:58:53.539 --> 01:58:56.060
not this was an episode of seinfeld yeah that

01:58:56.060 --> 01:58:58.560
was like a famous episode of seinfeld i'm gonna

01:58:58.560 --> 01:59:00.720
go home and watch this it's called the contest

01:59:00.720 --> 01:59:03.920
it was like a country it was a controversial

01:59:03.920 --> 01:59:07.720
uh episode because like the the subject right

01:59:07.720 --> 01:59:09.699
i that's what i'm saying i'm like i can't believe

01:59:09.699 --> 01:59:13.949
that was on tv in the 90s yeah wow And Kramer

01:59:13.949 --> 01:59:16.930
walked in the door, and he's like, well, I'm

01:59:16.930 --> 01:59:20.529
out. It was like instant, right? Yeah. Oh, I

01:59:20.529 --> 01:59:23.729
remember that. That would be me and Dan. We'd

01:59:23.729 --> 01:59:27.329
be like, all right, see you later. I lose. You're

01:59:27.329 --> 01:59:30.029
right. I'd just be like, hold on a second. I'd

01:59:30.029 --> 01:59:31.470
just go to the bathroom, rub one out, and be

01:59:31.470 --> 01:59:35.229
like, I lose. See you guys. Yeah. We should have

01:59:35.229 --> 01:59:39.979
that contest. Yeah. So I think. Jerry technically

01:59:39.979 --> 01:59:43.520
won because George cheated. What did George do?

01:59:43.739 --> 01:59:51.680
He fucking came. He was jerking off in his room

01:59:51.680 --> 01:59:56.960
and his mom came home. And she fucking fell and

01:59:56.960 --> 02:00:00.020
broke her hip. So he had to visit her in the

02:00:00.020 --> 02:00:02.760
hospital. Dude, I vaguely remember this episode.

02:00:04.100 --> 02:00:07.529
And she's like... I come home and I find my son

02:00:07.529 --> 02:00:13.569
treating his body like a wonderland. It's like

02:00:13.569 --> 02:00:16.529
that John Mayer song. Your body's a wonderland.

02:00:17.189 --> 02:00:20.390
It's a good song. Yep. Maybe we should fade out

02:00:20.390 --> 02:00:23.970
to that. I love John Mayer, bro. Do you? I'll

02:00:23.970 --> 02:00:26.649
fucking do it. Yeah, because he was in the Grateful

02:00:26.649 --> 02:00:29.149
Dead for a while. Yeah. John Mayer was in the

02:00:29.149 --> 02:00:31.550
Grateful Dead? Yep. Yep. He was fucking awesome.

02:00:32.760 --> 02:00:35.039
Yeah, that's a great song to fade out to. Your

02:00:35.039 --> 02:00:39.159
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