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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the pyramid come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers that are at

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least nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then

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they are extraterrestrials they are aliens Welcome,

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everybody. Welcome, everybody, to the Untitled

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Podcast. Mr. Crowley. Yeah. Hello, I'm back.

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You make it sound like it's just us two. Hi,

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I'm back. It's episode 114. Yeah. Love them.

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So that is God fucking rest the Hulk and the

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Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Yep. Dan and

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Tyler are here too. Bad week, yeah. Tyler, we

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can't hear you on the mic like at all. Some people

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are saying that he planned his own death right

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after the final tour. No, I think he knew he

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was dying and he just kind of wanted to... to

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go out on his own. I really think his last concert

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is what killed him because he said he went off

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of painkillers and all this stuff because he

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was so fucking doped up on his Parkinson's meds.

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He was literally strapped and like bolted down

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into that chair for his concert because of just

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how debilitating his Parkinson's has become.

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He said he wanted to die on stage. Yeah, he said

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that the best painkiller was the crowd. That's

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heavy, man. I mean, like, dude, at the same point,

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I feel like we all reach that point where it's

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like you you want to. I mean, like, dude, if

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I'm if I'm that old and I have that bad of a

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fucking condition, I don't want to be alive.

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But you think I'm ever on. You think I'm ever

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going to be on fucking dialysis and like living

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a good life? Would any of you guys want to live

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like a life on dialysis? You can do home dialysis

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for yourself. Yeah, but you're still at home.

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Like, you're so limited. Do it while you're sleeping.

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My great -grandmother did dialysis, and the last

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couple years of her life are just not great.

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You can do perennial, or whatever it's called,

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dialysis, where they instill fluid in your belly,

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and you just empty it every, like, five hours.

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Oh, yeah, sign me up. It sounds fantastic. No,

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no, if I am on dialysis, fucking put me in a

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barrel and roll me off Niagara. I don't give

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a fuck. Dude, you just get to go to the dialysis

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clinic. And sit in the chair and go on your phone.

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Sexually harass the nurses. So I'm going to do

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it at home anyway, so I might as well drive there.

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I don't think it's that big of a deal. I don't

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know. Do you do dialysis through a port, or do

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you have to get injections each time? It's different

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for everybody. Most people do it with the fistula,

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though. Like he was saying, you can do it where

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you put it in your abdomen. Yeah. Right? Peritoneal

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dialysis. I feel like most people do the fistula,

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though. Yeah. And that's like a problem because

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the amount of times I've been to people who have

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those things bleeding and those things are a

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fucking bitch. When they start bleeding, that's

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like a fucking problem. Yeah, you can die from

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that. You can bleed right out. Fucking grand

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will call like three hours after it starts because

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that's what they do. It's like, oh, yeah, this

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is a fucking actual life -threatening emergency.

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You should have called like the moment this happened.

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So what's the deal with Ozzy biting the head

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off the bat? What'd he do that for? So actually,

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do you not know the actual story of that? Not

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really. So Ozzy, during that concert, like, the

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guy threw the bat on the stage. Ozzy thought

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it was a prop bat. Oh. And then when he bit into

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his head, he was like, oh, fuck, that's actual

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blood. He's like, well, I guess I gotta fucking

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roll with it now. That's what he's kind of like.

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He's like, I guess I gotta roll with this now.

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Dude, bats are the most likely animal to have

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rabies. One in every 200 bats has rabies. Really?

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Oh, yeah. What the fuck is that noise? That was

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me readjusting. No. No, I don't know. Yeah, Manu

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Ginobili on the San Antonio Spurs whacked a bat

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out of the air during a game. With a ball? And

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killed it. No, no, with his hand. You can look

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it up. Really? Yeah, that was like his reputation.

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He was still a younger player at that point.

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Did they call him Batman? Yes. Yes, they did.

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That was like his nickname. I don't know, but

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he is just such a basketball name. Manu Ginobili.

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Yeah. Everybody just called him Ginobili. Dude,

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I saw this guy on Ghost Adventures. He called

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himself a warlock. Oh, that guy? The guy who

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fucking with like the wizard clothes? All black

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trench coat and like bald head and like fucking

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eyeliner. You know, earrings, all this. the fucking

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shit you can imagine. Was that the guy who would

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like, who was trying to do something? He's like,

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easy. How can anybody take you? Like, what is

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your job? What do you do for a living? I'm a

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fucking warlock. You asshole. I got some friends

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who were addicted to destiny that would probably

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say that shit too. People take that shit seriously

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though. You ever go to a fortune teller? Yeah,

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I have. It's actually fucking hysterical. I went

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to one and basically, if you know, psychology

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like uh phrenology which is what fortune telling

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came from um basically they talk to you before

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they do their reading quote unquote and you tell

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them things about your life without realizing

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it because like sometimes conversation just comes

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up and they're very good at getting that to come

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up And after that, then after after they tell

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you that while they're doing that, they keep

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that in the back of their head. And then they

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tell you your fortune based on the information

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that they got from you. And like, oh, I don't

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know how people don't realize that. Yeah, it's

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really like. They get to talking and then you

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get into the weird mysticism like fucking thing

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of it. Like you're like, oh, they're going to

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be telling my fortune. And you just forget everything

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that you just told them because like you're just

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so focused on getting a fortune. So everything

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that you just told them is in the back of your

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head because that's just a normal conversation

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to you. But because that's. you know, the thing

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that's, that, that's, uh, that's already out

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there. They remember that. So when they're telling

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you their fortune, they'll use that and then

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use that as kind of a, like a, a outline to like

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branch off from. So it's like a magic trick more

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than it is. It's more of a magic trick. Yeah.

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Because phrenology, they used to think that,

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uh, you could tell somebody's, uh, mental illnesses

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by rubbing their head and feeling the bumps in

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their skull. Yeah. What's that called? Phrenology.

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That's what it is? Yeah, it's called phrenology.

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I thought there was another name for it. No,

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no, phrenology. Yeah, they thought that they

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could tell your mental illnesses by the bumps

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in your skull. But then they would just talk

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to the people and then they're like, wow, yeah,

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you're right. And then it got out that phrenology

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is a sham and then it just turned into fortune

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telling. I just want to add something before

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we get off the topic of tarot card readings.

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Me and Cece were actually talking about this

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today because we were watching a show where tarot

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card reading was in. And I said, like, man, I

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think that's fucking bullshit. And CeCe corrected

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me and actually brought me back to a memory of

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when she was in nursing school. She had a friend

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come over and do a tarot card reading who wasn't

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part of her nursing school, didn't know anything

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about what was going on in CeCe's life. CeCe

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hadn't seen her in forever, hadn't filled her

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in on anything, and she did a tarot card reading.

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And it was remarkably true. Like, it was, I can't

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remember the exact cards she got, but it was

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essentially saying, like, You have a lot of friends,

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but they're all deceitful and they will either

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forget or betray you in the very near future.

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And then within two weeks, Julius Caesar. Well,

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no, but within her, within like two weeks, her

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entire fucking nursing friend group did that

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shit. And I was, I was telling CC for a while

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that these people, like just, I was not getting

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a good read on him. CC was like the vice president

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in her nursing thing. And her best friend was

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the president. And like, I always thought this

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chick was just a bad person because her boyfriend

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was a sick fucking dude. Ironically enough, his

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name was also Alex. He was a fucking super cool

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dude, though. She treated him just like shit,

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would just like verbally berate him every chance

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she got in public and was just like, no, no,

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it was just mean. It wasn't even like. I don't

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even know. It was just, and he was just, he was

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like oblivious to it. He like, he would either

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joke or just like not care when it happened.

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And then like, sure enough, like a week or two

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later went by and she's like, they're all in

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a party and they didn't invite me. I'm like,

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cause they're all fake as fuck. Like they're

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all so fucking fake. Like you don't even want

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to hang out with those people. But yeah. Tarot

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cards are a different thing. That's more demonically

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influenced shit. But that, That you can't really,

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because each card has a meaning, like it has

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a meaning assigned to that specific card, whether

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it comes up. Yeah. And then it's got the bearing

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of how much it means. And then also if it's upside

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down or upside, it does different things. So

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that's less of a talking to somebody type thing.

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That's more of a, you just read what comes out

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type thing. Yeah. You, yeah. As the, as the tarot

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card interpreter, you say, this is what it means.

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You can interpret this whichever way you like.

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But this is the meaning, yeah. Yeah, and she

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did one for me, too. And it was, I can't remember

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even what cards I got, but it was remarkably

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correct for the point I was at in my life, too.

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My prognosis was not nearly as grim as Cece's,

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unfortunately. When I did, when I was dabbling

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in the darker aspects of things, I learned how

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to read tarot cards and shit, and I did that

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a lot. Was that the same time you were a neo

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-Nazi? No, that was before. Is this all while

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you were going to church? No, this is when I

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went away from God for a little bit. Oh, so you

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had a period of time where you weren't so devout.

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Yes. Why don't you tell us a little bit about

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that time, Tyler? I'd like to hear about it.

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It was a dark time, dude. All right, well, you

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got time. Tell us about it. When I went away

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from the faith for a while. Uh, as, as said before,

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I got into some relatively dark things. Um, I,

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uh, I got really into like the, uh, Lucifer,

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Luciferian, Luciferian. Damn. Oh, you went, you

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went a complete, I never, I never assigned myself

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to the, to the religion. I was just interested

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in the ritual, not rituals. I was, I was interested

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in the keep digging, keep digging that hole.

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You were doing rituals? I was interested in the

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concept of it type thing. All right, so Tyler

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is possessed. No, this was, I found God again

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afterwards. Where did you find him? He finds

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you kind of thing. Found him at a crossroads.

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He's really good. Like Walmart or something?

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Yeah, God is in Walmart. Are you like one of

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those people who still is like Jesus and potato

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and you say you found God? No, no. I think I

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told you the story of how I found God again.

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But yeah, I went away for a while and I got into

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some relatively dark things such as like tarot

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cards and, you know, more, more. I fucking buried

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my head into the books of Solomon. Got some really

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dark times. I bought a deck of cards at one point.

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It was really rough, guys. It was more the intent

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of it type thing. What was your intent, Tyler?

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I wanted to touch the other side in ways. okay

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yeah damn for lack of a better for lack of a

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better you wanted to get right into that black

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magic i i want i wanted i yeah i wanted to get

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into dark dark magic right into the dark arts

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brother yeah like i was as as insane as that

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sounds i wanted to get into that like darker

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aspects of because i was raised up in a catholic

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family and all i knew was the the quote unquote

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the good side of the things and i got really

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interested in the darker side of things and I

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tasted a little bit of the darker side of things,

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realized I was in way over my head, and then

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found my way back to the lighter side of things.

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It's the opposite. When I was in high school,

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in 9th and 10th grade, I used to argue with people

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on Facebook for religion, which is weird. Casey,

00:14:31.500 --> 00:14:32.879
can I tell you something? I don't mean to cut

00:14:32.879 --> 00:14:36.639
you off. The way I'm looking at you right now,

00:14:36.700 --> 00:14:38.360
you sitting there all smug after you beat the

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fuck out of me in badminton. I just can't get

00:14:41.179 --> 00:14:44.539
it out of my head. Well, not a lot's going right

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for me. I can just tell by the look on your face.

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You think you're the shit. That was the first

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thing you said to me when we got in the basement

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when it was just you and me down here too. He

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goes, what the fuck was that? Dude, he was like

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spiking it and shit. God. He was floating through

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the air. Sorry. I didn't mean... Dan's going

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to come back next week wearing a fucking headband

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like Roger Federer. I was like a ninja. I got

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to practice. He starts screaming at me when I

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call something in when it's out. I didn't mean

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to. The refs almost ruined it for me. What's

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that? The refs almost ruined it for me. Back

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to what we were talking about. I did that. I

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was doing blood ritual type thing. Oh, damn.

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With what? My own blood. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Jesus Christ. Yeah, I have scars on my hands

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where I'd cut. And then do the thing to do that.

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Because a lot of the rituals, you needed blood.

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Are you trying to summon a fucking demon? I was

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going to say, so at what point do the alarm bells

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start going off in your head? Maybe this isn't

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conducive to a good lifestyle. When I literally

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had nightmares every single night, and I had

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sleep paralysis fucking five days in a row. And

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it was the same thing, and it was the same kind

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of thing, and it kept calling out my name and

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shit. Just in fucking hypovolemic shock from

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blood loss. um but yeah that uh that was that

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was i didn't do blood rituals every day that

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was just like it was a couple time thing but

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like i i realized i was kind of you know too

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far in because like i shit you not i would be

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seeing like creatures like like peeking like

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out of like corners everywhere i went like everywhere

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like it wouldn't go away like I never fully renounced

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God. I was just really angry at God. For what?

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This was, like, I was at Mohawk during the time.

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Like, my first couple, my first two years at

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Mohawk was when I was doing this. And it was

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just fucking weird. Like, I would do that because

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I had a, I was real angry at God because we had

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a, I had a string of, like, fucking bad cardiac

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arrest. Just. like within like three weeks, just,

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I had like fucking 10, like all fucking laid

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out because it was during the summertime in Albany.

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So, you know, gunshot wound, stabbing, gunshot

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wound, gunshot wound, gunshot wound. And it was

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all, and I just fucking snapped. I did a job.

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I signed up for a job where I work on an ambulance

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and then got angry at God when he sent me to

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cardiac arrest. But no, it was, it was like one

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of those things where I just, I was also 19.

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This is a return to form episode. We're going

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straight back to the BLS war story. BLS war stories

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and demonic shit. So I did that. I started dabbling

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in that. I kept on doing tarot card readings

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on myself and other people. And it was weird

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because when I would do tarot card readings on

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myself, I would constantly get the devil card

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and the death card that just kept coming up.

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Just every, almost every single time. It would

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be within the thing that I did. You killed the

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devil, Tyler. No, no, no. Death is more of a

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renewal type thing. Death isn't necessarily death.

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Death is more of a... It's metaphorical. It's

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a metaphorical for like change. Could be a death

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to the chapter of the life you're in. But death

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is a major change that's going to happen. Whether

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it's right side up or... upside down is depending

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on what kind of change i forgot like it's been

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so long since i would like dabbled in that that

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i'm like it's it's you know kind of lost in my

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head which i i'm probably better off for how

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do people not believe that this shit isn't just

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100 made up tyler are you already on the third

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can of soda over there I mean, I'm not one to

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speak. I'm on beard either number two or three

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here. I do that, but I was legitimately seeing

00:19:03.789 --> 00:19:09.450
shadow creatures corner my eye constantly. Fucking

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don't starve, going insane. Yeah, I was going

00:19:12.250 --> 00:19:17.069
insane type thing. And then I had a long conversation

00:19:17.069 --> 00:19:22.960
with God just when I was driving. And, um, no,

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not Jesus. Is this when the sky opened up? Yeah,

00:19:24.819 --> 00:19:28.099
the sky opened up. Yeah. Yeah. And like, I know

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how all of this sounds insane, but it's just,

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just how it happened. No, the, the way that you

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just confirmed something that you said like two

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years ago, just instantly, like, I know you're

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not lying. So obviously there was a thing that

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happened where the sky did open up. Yeah. So

00:19:42.819 --> 00:19:44.559
like that, that, yeah, it was the sky opened

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up and basically after that. I went to go talk

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to a priest. He told me that I had a lot of bad

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shit like around me. I had to do several blessings,

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several things, a confession and several like

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I had to go back like three or four times to

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get like that shit cleaned up and put about 300.

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So I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just got to

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say, contrary to what Dan just said, having worked

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with you at Mohawk during this time period and

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never hearing any of this until this moment,

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I'm going to have to call bullshit on. Probably

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the majority of what you're saying, but I know

00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:19.700
there's some truth to it. You're doing blood

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rituals. I know the you that you were then, and

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it would have been the first thing you would

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have ran to us saying. Like, hey, guys, I fucking

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cut my hand the other day, and fucking the shadow

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creatures are crawling out of the walls. That's

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one of the things that I talked about with people,

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though. Just not us. No, I didn't talk about

00:20:40.980 --> 00:20:44.599
that. I rarely talk about that. Okay, I'll give

00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:46.980
you the benefit of the doubt. You can ask Emily

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about the shit that I did back then because she

00:20:49.660 --> 00:20:51.660
was there for it and she's like, what the fuck

00:20:51.660 --> 00:20:56.619
is going on? How many Hail Marys do you have

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to say if you murder someone? It's not how that

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works, Casey. Don't you have to say more? The

00:21:02.789 --> 00:21:04.809
worst things you did, you have to say more prayers.

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How much money do you have to put in a collection

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plate? You don't have to put any money in the

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collection plate. How much does God charge for

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murder to forgive you? If you murder somebody,

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one of the things of penance is you have to turn

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yourself in. I'm feeling an impending crash out

00:21:24.430 --> 00:21:26.170
if Casey continues this life questioning. How

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much would God charge Jeffrey Epstein? Jeffrey

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Epstein never wanted forgiveness. Well, what

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if he died and then he wanted forgiveness after

00:21:33.470 --> 00:21:36.009
when he's burning in hell? Can you get forgiveness

00:21:36.009 --> 00:21:40.099
while you're burning in hell? That's tricky because

00:21:40.099 --> 00:21:43.960
at the end of time in Revelations... What the

00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:46.599
fuck is this? Dad just gave me a Jeffrey Epstein

00:21:46.599 --> 00:21:49.839
air freshener. It's like a very nice candid picture

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of Jeffrey. My girlfriend got him for me for

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Christmas. His air freshener didn't hang itself.

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No, no, I don't. I was going to throw him in

00:21:58.660 --> 00:22:00.819
the garbage. That's awesome. Why would you throw

00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:03.559
him in the garbage? Well, it's like relevant

00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:06.200
now. It wasn't like as relevant four years ago.

00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:08.960
It was like kind of relevant. But now it's relevant

00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:14.279
again. But yeah, it was just a weird time. This

00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:16.799
air freshener didn't hang itself, it says. I

00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:19.200
love that job shirt he's wearing. He's wearing

00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:21.339
a job shirt? Yeah, look at it. It's like a LinkedIn

00:22:21.339 --> 00:22:24.599
profile picture of Jeffrey Epstein. His monogram.

00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:28.460
Yeah, why does he have a job shirt on? It's got

00:22:28.460 --> 00:22:30.000
the American flag on it. It's fucking weird.

00:22:30.019 --> 00:22:31.559
Why does he have a fucking job shirt? It's like

00:22:31.559 --> 00:22:34.380
an EMS job shirt. Dude, he just got finished

00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:37.220
with a fucking long shift of getting kids fucked.

00:22:38.319 --> 00:22:41.140
Dude, that's so fucked up. It's still wild to

00:22:41.140 --> 00:22:44.779
me that Joe Exotic is a certified EMT. Yeah.

00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.359
I mean, it's not that hard to take the course,

00:22:47.359 --> 00:22:49.759
dude. It's not, but it's still wild to me. Also,

00:22:50.019 --> 00:22:51.900
that sick -ass EMT jacket. I was going to say,

00:22:51.980 --> 00:22:54.180
the fucking jacket he had. I think probably the

00:22:54.180 --> 00:22:57.220
coolest thing about R. mutual previous employer

00:22:57.220 --> 00:23:00.640
dan was that they had a jacket that looked remarkably

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:03.799
like the one that joe exotic oh oh yeah the big

00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:08.150
reflective star of life on the back It had a

00:23:08.150 --> 00:23:11.170
fur collar. Yeah, it did. I'll wear it the next

00:23:11.170 --> 00:23:13.269
episode. It was a bomber? Yeah, it was a fucking

00:23:13.269 --> 00:23:16.950
bomber jacket. He was wearing a leather bomber

00:23:16.950 --> 00:23:18.990
jacket in the show, and it's not made of leather.

00:23:19.150 --> 00:23:22.490
It's like a dark blue polyester, but it had the

00:23:22.490 --> 00:23:26.690
little bomber cuffs on it, and it had the reflective

00:23:26.690 --> 00:23:29.470
Star of Life on the back. I fucking loved that

00:23:29.470 --> 00:23:31.170
thing. Listen, if you ever get to the higher

00:23:31.170 --> 00:23:33.690
echelons of whatever agency you're in, you have

00:23:33.690 --> 00:23:36.640
to bring that back. You have to bring that back.

00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:38.359
I'm not going to make it to the higher echelons

00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:40.519
of the one I'm at. There's a big push for job

00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:42.579
shirts at my current job. They don't let you

00:23:42.579 --> 00:23:44.759
wear job shirts there? No, they never have. Really?

00:23:45.259 --> 00:23:49.859
Because of the previous owner. Because of Heinrich

00:23:49.859 --> 00:23:53.880
Himmler, the man at the helm prior. He does look

00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:57.480
like Heinrich Himmler. We'll just leave that

00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:59.380
as his code name. We don't need to go throwing

00:23:59.380 --> 00:24:02.319
the name out there. You got you guys the Coast

00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:06.390
Guard shirts? I don't know. We wear essentially

00:24:06.390 --> 00:24:09.950
the same uniforms that Mohawk wore now. It's

00:24:09.950 --> 00:24:12.450
like the button -ups. Yeah, so everybody else,

00:24:12.569 --> 00:24:14.230
I don't know. It's like I'm fucking allergic

00:24:14.230 --> 00:24:16.690
to wearing polos at any workplace I go to because

00:24:16.690 --> 00:24:19.750
I started where I work now, and it was all polos,

00:24:19.750 --> 00:24:21.390
and they did away with them a year later, and

00:24:21.390 --> 00:24:24.009
now we wear navy blue button -ups that have your

00:24:24.009 --> 00:24:26.309
name and your rank over here. Your rank? And

00:24:26.309 --> 00:24:28.869
then you have a patch. If you're an FTO, you

00:24:28.869 --> 00:24:31.410
have a chevron, which is the stupidest fucking

00:24:31.410 --> 00:24:34.150
thing. Really? Yeah. That's so stupid. Yeah,

00:24:34.150 --> 00:24:37.569
no, no. Our fucking senior paramedic supervisor

00:24:37.569 --> 00:24:40.210
has not like the, it's not a clover, but whatever

00:24:40.210 --> 00:24:42.960
the. Colonels wear... They wear that. It's an

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.240
oak leaf. Jesus. Yeah, it's an oak leaf. They

00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.420
wear an oak leaf on their collar. It's the stupidest

00:24:48.420 --> 00:24:50.059
fucking shit, man. That's so paramilitary bullshit.

00:24:50.180 --> 00:24:52.420
Yeah, it's a fucking EMS agency. Like, get over

00:24:52.420 --> 00:24:53.839
yourselves. Dude, I'd be a little embarrassed

00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:56.980
to, like, be... With the cops on scene with chevrons

00:24:56.980 --> 00:24:59.259
on my shoulder. The thing is, is that we look

00:24:59.259 --> 00:25:01.799
remarkably like them and we do have a very good

00:25:01.799 --> 00:25:03.740
working relationship with them. Like I know most

00:25:03.740 --> 00:25:06.799
of the cops. And also, if I remember your patch

00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:09.599
is almost identical to the, to the cop. It is.

00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:12.079
The only difference is that it says, it says

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:14.240
police at the bottom for the cops. And then for

00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:16.579
us, it's either says EMT or paramedic. Yeah.

00:25:16.660 --> 00:25:18.359
Like, like if I'm thinking, if I'm remembering

00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:21.619
correctly, it looks remarkably similar. The one

00:25:21.619 --> 00:25:23.519
thing I will get my current workplace is that

00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:26.119
our patch looks. Fucking sick. I fucking love

00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:28.099
the patch in the place I work, but I hated the

00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:30.000
patch where I worked. They, the thing that's

00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:32.380
the, yeah, yeah, that one's pretty rough. It's

00:25:32.380 --> 00:25:34.720
just a circle. The thing that sucks is that like

00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:38.819
we don't even wear the fucking. flag on our uniform

00:25:38.819 --> 00:25:41.720
because as much of a paramilitary agency as we

00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:44.019
are where we wear chevrons and fucking oak leaves,

00:25:44.180 --> 00:25:46.539
the guy who used to be in charge looked into

00:25:46.539 --> 00:25:49.460
like the US military guidelines and it says that

00:25:49.460 --> 00:25:52.859
you're not supposed to wear the American flag

00:25:52.859 --> 00:25:58.019
unless you are not a federal employee but unless

00:25:58.019 --> 00:26:01.799
you are armed services in some regards. Like

00:26:01.799 --> 00:26:04.279
really the only two exceptions to that are police

00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:07.509
and military. I thought it was fire too. Um,

00:26:07.789 --> 00:26:10.049
I don't know. Fire is not even supposed to either.

00:26:10.250 --> 00:26:12.549
Actually, no, I think you might be right. Fire,

00:26:12.609 --> 00:26:14.710
fire might get it too, but it's like the only

00:26:14.710 --> 00:26:16.150
reason is though, is that when that shit was

00:26:16.150 --> 00:26:19.410
written, EMS didn't fucking exist. It was. Yeah.

00:26:19.789 --> 00:26:22.349
So like if it was written now, we would like,

00:26:22.410 --> 00:26:24.730
you got to fucking interpret it. Like, yeah.

00:26:24.990 --> 00:26:27.470
And by that logic, the Crocs I wear, which one

00:26:27.470 --> 00:26:29.589
is stars and the other is stripes, that's, like,

00:26:29.609 --> 00:26:31.970
sacrilege. Sacrilege. It's like, no, I'm fucking

00:26:31.970 --> 00:26:34.549
patriotic. Like, what the fuck? Like, I love,

00:26:34.549 --> 00:26:37.410
like, the American flag and shit. Some of the

00:26:37.410 --> 00:26:40.730
flag code is fucking ridiculous. Yeah, it's,

00:26:40.769 --> 00:26:43.470
like, obsessive. Like, it's, like, almost a religious

00:26:43.470 --> 00:26:45.609
object, and it's like, what the fuck's going

00:26:45.609 --> 00:26:47.950
on with that? That's funny how those lines blur.

00:26:48.130 --> 00:26:53.069
Yeah. So, Tyler, I got a question for you. Great.

00:26:54.470 --> 00:26:58.569
Why do people pray if God has a plan for everything?

00:26:58.970 --> 00:27:03.130
They can't change what happens, right? So God

00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:05.309
has a plan. That doesn't necessarily mean that

00:27:05.309 --> 00:27:08.589
you have to fucking follow the plan. Like, that's

00:27:08.589 --> 00:27:10.910
what free will is. I always interpreted it as

00:27:10.910 --> 00:27:13.710
God had a plan, but it's not predetermined. So

00:27:13.710 --> 00:27:16.910
if you pray, he could potentially influence that

00:27:16.910 --> 00:27:20.309
plan. Yeah, or pray. It's the free will. Or just

00:27:20.309 --> 00:27:25.809
imagine this year. You're still a kid, and you're

00:27:25.809 --> 00:27:28.970
doing something that your dad asks you to do,

00:27:29.029 --> 00:27:32.730
and then you ask your dad for some guidance on

00:27:32.730 --> 00:27:34.750
the thing that you're doing. That's pretty much

00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:37.670
what praying is. You're asking your dad to kind

00:27:37.670 --> 00:27:39.589
of guide you through things sometimes. Except

00:27:39.589 --> 00:27:41.869
your dad's a piece of shit, and he doesn't answer.

00:27:42.390 --> 00:27:46.069
No, he answers in his own way. By the events

00:27:46.069 --> 00:27:50.250
that follow. Okay, so do you have the spicy vape?

00:27:52.479 --> 00:27:54.579
But yeah, it's one of those things where it's

00:27:54.579 --> 00:27:58.920
just... Well, I'll take that one. God never shout,

00:27:59.099 --> 00:28:03.240
God whispers. Thank you. Except for that one

00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:06.559
time. Except that one time he just screamed.

00:28:07.369 --> 00:28:10.049
You're a fucking retard. Except that one time

00:28:10.049 --> 00:28:13.609
he walked into my room late at night. Beat me

00:28:13.609 --> 00:28:16.890
with a belt. He said, get your fucking act together.

00:28:16.930 --> 00:28:19.750
Stop doing fucking satanic rituals, you fucking

00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:24.410
ass clown. No, but like specifically in the Bible

00:28:24.410 --> 00:28:26.849
when fucking Moses talked to the burning bush,

00:28:26.930 --> 00:28:28.410
that was the only time that he actually, you

00:28:28.410 --> 00:28:31.329
know, physically spoke. There's a couple more

00:28:31.329 --> 00:28:32.829
times where he physically spoke, but that was

00:28:32.829 --> 00:28:37.309
the most like renowned time that he did. Do you

00:28:37.309 --> 00:28:39.970
believe that God – I know you're probably going

00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:42.329
to give me the answer of, well, it's not like

00:28:42.329 --> 00:28:45.150
he's alive or dead. He's more of an entity or

00:28:45.150 --> 00:28:47.049
he doesn't exist in a way that we can comprehend.

00:28:47.650 --> 00:28:52.029
Do you believe that God is still alive? I don't

00:28:52.029 --> 00:28:54.049
think God – Or do you believe that God has left

00:28:54.049 --> 00:28:56.190
us is a better way I should phrase that question.

00:28:56.250 --> 00:28:58.450
I don't think God ever left us. I think it's

00:28:58.450 --> 00:29:03.890
just we're kind of in the – we're in – The area

00:29:03.890 --> 00:29:07.150
of time and this is life's a test for all of

00:29:07.150 --> 00:29:10.410
us. I don't think God ever is true. God is undying.

00:29:10.509 --> 00:29:13.829
Like I don't think that he existed before existence

00:29:13.829 --> 00:29:16.970
and he'll exist after existence. Follow up question.

00:29:17.049 --> 00:29:21.049
And I promise I won't spiral into a cosmic rant

00:29:21.049 --> 00:29:24.789
that will check you out for an hour here. Do

00:29:24.789 --> 00:29:27.569
you believe that life exists outside of this

00:29:27.569 --> 00:29:31.009
planet? And if so, do you believe that God oversees

00:29:31.009 --> 00:29:34.380
that as well? If there is life outside of this

00:29:34.380 --> 00:29:36.400
planet, I feel like it's God's, like, test zones.

00:29:36.740 --> 00:29:39.000
I feel like... You think they're, like, the fucking

00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:40.799
beta? I think they're, like, the beta. The beta

00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:43.900
test? Yeah, like, God made us as, like, kind

00:29:43.900 --> 00:29:48.619
of, like, the final product type thing. And then,

00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:50.579
like, whatever's out there was, like, beta testing.

00:29:50.579 --> 00:29:52.920
That's quite supremacist. That's Earth supremacy

00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:55.720
right there. I am human supremacist. Okay. The

00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:58.980
only aliens that I accept are Tally and Garris.

00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:01.440
Well, we're going to lose our alien listenership

00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:03.759
on this episode. Tell me what weird Catholic

00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:06.579
rituals I have to do at this wedding. You don't

00:30:06.579 --> 00:30:08.920
have to do any. Oh, okay. Because I had to do

00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.279
some at a funeral. Yeah, funeral's different.

00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:14.140
Wedding, all you have to do is just stand there

00:30:14.140 --> 00:30:17.220
and not lock your knees. Not lock my knees? What

00:30:17.220 --> 00:30:20.680
does that mean? You walk down the aisle with

00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:23.759
the bridesmaids, then you stand next to me, and

00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.059
just don't lock your knees. Don't what my knees?

00:30:26.339 --> 00:30:28.960
Lock your knees. Don't stand up completely straight.

00:30:29.059 --> 00:30:31.839
Leave a little bit of a bend in your knees. Why?

00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:33.700
Because you'll pass out. Yeah, if you lock your

00:30:33.700 --> 00:30:35.299
knees for too long, you're going to have a stinkable

00:30:35.299 --> 00:30:38.660
episode. I've never heard that before. Well,

00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:40.720
it happens. That happens all the time. It happens

00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:43.779
particularly in the military when they're doing

00:30:43.779 --> 00:30:47.259
like a long march or something or like you'll

00:30:47.259 --> 00:30:51.079
have like a field full of like a graduation ceremony

00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:54.599
for the military, like from some academy. It's

00:30:54.599 --> 00:30:56.720
very common for them to lock their knees and

00:30:56.720 --> 00:30:59.720
maintain that pose for like an hour. And especially

00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:01.599
if it's in the heat, like five or six people

00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:05.450
drop. Why is that called syncope? KC, I don't

00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:09.869
fucking know. Look it up. It's true. You know

00:31:09.869 --> 00:31:12.430
what? I'll look it up. I'll look it up and I'll

00:31:12.430 --> 00:31:14.809
get back to you with an answer. We actually need

00:31:14.809 --> 00:31:17.809
a Jamie for this podcast. But yeah, no, if you

00:31:17.809 --> 00:31:20.390
lock your knees. That was a comment in nursing

00:31:20.390 --> 00:31:23.910
school, CC told me. They would be in a lab scenario

00:31:23.910 --> 00:31:26.289
and they'd all be standing in their little lab

00:31:26.289 --> 00:31:28.950
room for like an hour while their teachers fucked

00:31:28.950 --> 00:31:31.190
around and did shit. And there was a couple students

00:31:31.190 --> 00:31:35.299
that went down during them. Wow. but yeah um

00:31:35.299 --> 00:31:37.700
sounds like attention the only reason why it

00:31:37.700 --> 00:31:40.519
does i don't i don't doubt that it probably well

00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:42.599
the first person who dropped was probably no

00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:44.519
shit actually sinkable episode then it's like

00:31:44.519 --> 00:31:47.559
oh everybody felt so bad for them Yeah, like,

00:31:47.579 --> 00:31:49.180
the only reason I say that is because I've seen

00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:51.380
so many videos at weddings where, like, groomsmen

00:31:51.380 --> 00:31:53.559
just fucking pass out because they fucking lock

00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:56.279
their knees. Wow. Yeah. Me and, at my brother's

00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:58.200
wedding, me and the rest of the groomsmen felt

00:31:58.200 --> 00:31:59.799
like we were going to pass out because of how

00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:02.960
fucking after it we got the night before. Is

00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.900
anybody giving us, like, a groomsman speech or

00:32:06.900 --> 00:32:09.799
anybody giving a speech at all? My brother and

00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:13.940
my best man, yeah. Yeah. They had... You guys

00:32:13.940 --> 00:32:15.940
don't have to give a speech. Thank God. I'll

00:32:15.940 --> 00:32:19.079
clink a glass. I would give a highly vulgar speech.

00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.500
You probably would. You're like, this schizophrenic

00:32:22.500 --> 00:32:25.400
fuckwad. I just went to my friend's wedding a

00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.640
few months ago, and the guy, the best man who

00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.079
gave a speech was just absolutely awful. He just

00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.779
rambled for like 20 minutes. I swore a handful

00:32:33.779 --> 00:32:36.819
of times during my brother's. Huh? I swore a

00:32:36.819 --> 00:32:38.930
handful. of times during my brothers, the way

00:32:38.930 --> 00:32:40.690
I did it was I structured it. I had a little

00:32:40.690 --> 00:32:43.049
index card and I wrote bullet points down and

00:32:43.049 --> 00:32:45.430
I just freestyled off of those bullet points.

00:32:46.130 --> 00:32:48.250
And, uh, I think it went really well. I felt

00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:50.029
really bad for the bridesmaids that followed

00:32:50.029 --> 00:32:52.269
it up. Cause I think, and they had came up to

00:32:52.269 --> 00:32:53.789
me and admitted after the fact, they're like,

00:32:53.829 --> 00:32:56.069
you were a fucking tough act to follow you piece

00:32:56.069 --> 00:32:58.609
of shit. Like I was cracking jokes. I don't know.

00:33:00.869 --> 00:33:04.470
Dude, I hate public speaking. I love it. I love

00:33:04.470 --> 00:33:06.890
it, too. I love it. I think it's great. It scares

00:33:06.890 --> 00:33:08.589
the shit out of me for the first ten seconds,

00:33:08.730 --> 00:33:10.670
but then I crack a joke and it usually lands,

00:33:10.869 --> 00:33:13.730
and then the feeling's electric. I had to give,

00:33:13.789 --> 00:33:16.150
like, three eulogies, and they're not fun, but...

00:33:16.150 --> 00:33:19.710
Jesus, fuck. Who you gave eulogies for? My grandfather,

00:33:20.089 --> 00:33:24.589
my great -grandfather, and then my uncle. Because

00:33:24.589 --> 00:33:26.890
everybody else was too sad. I'm like, fuck it,

00:33:26.890 --> 00:33:30.009
whatever, I'll go talk. I don't give a fuck.

00:33:30.009 --> 00:33:32.450
Fuck it. He's passing into the great beyond.

00:33:32.549 --> 00:33:35.170
We're going to miss him so much. I turn most

00:33:35.170 --> 00:33:39.349
of them into comedy routines. That's what Kyle

00:33:39.349 --> 00:33:43.369
would do. But like my great -grand... Not my

00:33:43.369 --> 00:33:45.589
great -grandfather. My grandfather, it was more

00:33:45.589 --> 00:33:47.210
of a celebration of life because he was older.

00:33:48.549 --> 00:33:55.430
I got one more. You want it? I might snag a Corona

00:33:55.430 --> 00:33:57.430
if I want one. I'll give you this one. Everybody

00:33:57.430 --> 00:34:01.400
was like... All right. It was more of a celebration

00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:03.279
of life because it wasn't even at, like, a funeral

00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:05.200
home. It was at, like, the retirement, like,

00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.160
facility that they had. Like, it wasn't, like,

00:34:07.220 --> 00:34:09.340
when I say retirement facility, it was, like,

00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:11.539
the communities, like, in Florida, not, like,

00:34:11.780 --> 00:34:14.320
a fucking nursing home. Like, it was, like, the...

00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.460
Independent senior living. Yeah. It was, like,

00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:18.340
the fun, like, thing. Like, they had, like, you

00:34:18.340 --> 00:34:20.460
know, their own house and, like, all that shit.

00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:22.960
But they had, like, their, like, community center

00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:25.579
there. And everybody was going up and telling,

00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:28.639
like, stories about it. And then... My mom was

00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.639
too broken up to do anything, so I had to go

00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:35.059
up and say a few words. And I kind of made it

00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:37.239
into a comedy routine. And then everybody, including

00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:39.480
my mom and all my family members, were like,

00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:43.639
that was great. We kind of needed a lighter tone

00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.340
to things because it was all doom and gloom type

00:34:46.340 --> 00:34:50.449
shit. So I came in and did that. The best eulogies

00:34:50.449 --> 00:34:52.949
that I heard were mostly, like, comical. They

00:34:52.949 --> 00:34:55.389
have to be. Nobody wants to hear that sad shit.

00:34:55.449 --> 00:34:57.469
Nobody wants to walk up there and see somebody

00:34:57.469 --> 00:34:59.570
stumble their way through it, sobbing their eyes

00:34:59.570 --> 00:35:02.070
out. That just makes it awful. Yeah. But, yeah,

00:35:02.170 --> 00:35:04.909
like, most of the best eulogies that I saw, like,

00:35:05.030 --> 00:35:09.210
it's more of just, like, a final, like, farewell,

00:35:09.230 --> 00:35:12.750
like, thing to them. But, like, send them out

00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:14.690
with some fun. Don't send them out with the...

00:35:18.380 --> 00:35:21.659
I can't finish this. I can't. You just walk up.

00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.280
It's the cha -cha slide. It's your intro song.

00:35:24.860 --> 00:35:28.119
Cha -cha real smooth. I need everybody up on

00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:31.579
their feet right now. Come on, guys. Gramps would

00:35:31.579 --> 00:35:34.420
want this. Let's go. Grandma, that means you

00:35:34.420 --> 00:35:39.739
too. He's watching down from above. I'm going

00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:41.659
to hell. Then you start playing fucking black

00:35:41.659 --> 00:35:44.320
and yellow on your fucking phone. Uh -huh. You

00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:46.360
know what it is. Black and yellow, black and

00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:49.159
yellow. Dude, I say we do that business idea,

00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:52.139
though, where you have at your funeral, you charge

00:35:52.139 --> 00:35:54.119
people to come in, and they just get a shotgun.

00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:57.639
And they just get to blow you away. That's fucked

00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:01.500
up, dude. That's crazy. Me and Tyler had this

00:36:01.500 --> 00:36:04.639
idea. When we were in the ambulance one day,

00:36:04.780 --> 00:36:06.400
I'm like, you know what would be a fucking awesome

00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:09.659
way just to do it? Just everybody in your family,

00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.960
you all get shotguns, you put yourself up on

00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:15.099
a post, like your corpse up on a post. Yeah,

00:36:15.099 --> 00:36:17.099
there's like an animation that pops you up out

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:18.639
of the coffin. That pops you up out of the ground

00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:21.860
and then you just fucking pop, pop, pop, pop,

00:36:21.860 --> 00:36:24.280
pop. It's like you're walking up to somebody's

00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:25.780
house when you're trick -or -treating and they

00:36:25.780 --> 00:36:30.059
have the motion activated. That's fucked up.

00:36:30.619 --> 00:36:33.420
That is fucked up. We charge people 50 bucks

00:36:33.420 --> 00:36:35.599
to get in. You wouldn't want to shoot a corpse?

00:36:38.009 --> 00:36:39.449
Yeah, I mean, I could see how it'd be fun. I

00:36:39.449 --> 00:36:41.289
want to make some profit off my death. It'd be

00:36:41.289 --> 00:36:43.210
fun. Because then you could say you shot somebody.

00:36:43.369 --> 00:36:45.230
I shot a real person. Yeah, you shot a corpse.

00:36:45.469 --> 00:36:48.750
I mean, you could say that right now. You could

00:36:48.750 --> 00:36:51.710
say it, but it doesn't make it true. But do you

00:36:51.710 --> 00:36:54.010
really want to give the story behind that? Like,

00:36:54.070 --> 00:36:56.050
oh yeah, I got the sloppy seconds of the other

00:36:56.050 --> 00:36:58.769
50 people that went behind me. I shot this fucking

00:36:58.769 --> 00:37:00.630
massive corpse. That's the thing. Who would get

00:37:00.630 --> 00:37:02.610
the first shot? Do you think it would be like

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:05.750
your wife? The highest bidder. The highest bidder.

00:37:05.750 --> 00:37:15.210
You got to pay a premium. If you want to shoot

00:37:15.210 --> 00:37:17.090
a body, you're going to have to fucking throw

00:37:17.090 --> 00:37:20.280
some dough down. If you want some. I don't even

00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:21.980
want to talk about this. I'm getting nauseous

00:37:21.980 --> 00:37:24.900
just thinking about it. Yeah, make sure you're

00:37:24.900 --> 00:37:27.099
dead so you don't get buried alive. The only

00:37:27.099 --> 00:37:29.340
shotguns I shoot have beanbag rounds in them

00:37:29.340 --> 00:37:34.579
now, baby. Talk to team. Lead to talk. We got

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:37.500
one more detained. Talk copies. Keep moving.

00:37:37.820 --> 00:37:41.300
You know, back in the before the 1900s, people

00:37:41.300 --> 00:37:44.119
got buried alive. They had the bell. Yeah, put

00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:46.840
a fucking bell in there. Ring this if you get

00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.610
buried alive. How did they not know to check

00:37:50.610 --> 00:37:52.510
a pulse back then? Because they didn't know what

00:37:52.510 --> 00:37:55.550
a pulse was. Or they have that, there's that

00:37:55.550 --> 00:37:58.110
called Lazarus syndrome, where you just come

00:37:58.110 --> 00:38:01.010
back after like a day. Yeah, with the prognosis

00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:03.969
of that, just about every single case of that,

00:38:04.050 --> 00:38:07.300
they die within like... like an hour or two of

00:38:07.300 --> 00:38:09.480
coming back yeah you still wake up in a fucking

00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.539
casket underground yeah but i mean a lot of the

00:38:12.539 --> 00:38:15.119
a lot of the time it happens you're in a morgue

00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.940
and uh you come back and you're lucid and you're

00:38:17.940 --> 00:38:20.739
completely there but then the metabolic acidosis

00:38:20.739 --> 00:38:23.420
fucking gets you that's real yeah yeah no i swear

00:38:23.420 --> 00:38:25.199
to god you can look it up ask chat gpd if you

00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:30.000
don't believe me or the lazarus effect but yeah

00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.980
i think that's a movie It was, and it played

00:38:32.980 --> 00:38:35.860
off of it. Stephen King wrote a story about that

00:38:35.860 --> 00:38:38.500
where they fucking started cutting the dude open

00:38:38.500 --> 00:38:40.739
in the autopsy, and he just fucking wakes up,

00:38:40.739 --> 00:38:42.860
but he can't move anything, and he's just like,

00:38:42.980 --> 00:38:47.639
don't fucking cut me open. Yeah, there's an episode

00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:51.039
in The Lost where they fucking... It was the

00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.679
one bottle episode of the entire show where they

00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:56.780
take this poison. Well, no, it was these two

00:38:56.780 --> 00:38:59.119
characters that just inexplicably show up in

00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:00.719
the beginning of season two, and they're both

00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:03.460
really fucking irritating. And then towards the

00:39:03.460 --> 00:39:05.820
end of the show, I mean, towards the end of the

00:39:05.820 --> 00:39:07.599
second season, they have this one episode that

00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:09.360
is completely detached from everything else,

00:39:09.380 --> 00:39:12.320
but they get bit by this spider that makes their

00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.800
heartbeat undetectable for two hours, and everybody

00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:17.820
just assumes they're dead, and then they bury

00:39:17.820 --> 00:39:20.889
them alive. But it doesn't really matter because

00:39:20.889 --> 00:39:23.309
the two characters are pieces of shit. But yeah,

00:39:23.349 --> 00:39:26.710
no, Lazarus Effect is real. 70 documented cases

00:39:26.710 --> 00:39:29.389
ever. Yeah, it's incredibly rare. I feel like

00:39:29.389 --> 00:39:31.050
there's been more than that. There's been more

00:39:31.050 --> 00:39:32.989
that are not documented. I was going to say,

00:39:33.050 --> 00:39:34.329
I feel like there's a lot of people who come

00:39:34.329 --> 00:39:36.289
back, but they're still fucked up to the degree

00:39:36.289 --> 00:39:38.429
where they're not able to get anyone's attention.

00:39:38.570 --> 00:39:43.190
It's not like you're under supervision. They

00:39:43.190 --> 00:39:45.210
assume you're dead. You probably just wake up

00:39:45.210 --> 00:39:47.239
in a fucking morgue and you're... Locked in a

00:39:47.239 --> 00:39:49.139
box and you think you're dead. I don't see how

00:39:49.139 --> 00:39:52.900
you wouldn't be brain dead after 24 hours. It's

00:39:52.900 --> 00:39:54.860
crazy. They don't really understand how it works.

00:39:55.179 --> 00:40:00.300
It's one of history's mysteries. Maybe your blood

00:40:00.300 --> 00:40:02.900
pressure is so low that it just sustains you

00:40:02.900 --> 00:40:05.739
for that time. And then the electrical activity

00:40:05.739 --> 00:40:09.780
comes back. I mean, that's got to be it. But

00:40:09.780 --> 00:40:12.800
then your body comes back from being fucking

00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.460
ice cold. And you're just going to die from that.

00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:18.639
because at the end of the day your vital organs

00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:22.579
weren't getting perfused for hours and hours

00:40:22.579 --> 00:40:26.219
so it's usually like it usually happens like

00:40:26.219 --> 00:40:29.219
you're typically in the morgue in a fucking box

00:40:29.219 --> 00:40:31.599
when it happens not a box but like one of those

00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:37.280
like roll cart door things yeah but uh yeah no

00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:39.519
it's weird just about everybody dies from it

00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:41.239
after they come back though it's not like you're

00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:43.929
alive for a long time wow the other thing that

00:40:43.929 --> 00:40:46.329
blows my mind is people with uh dementia and

00:40:46.329 --> 00:40:49.210
alzheimer's typically there's a uh terminal lucidity

00:40:49.210 --> 00:40:52.050
yeah yeah it's not it's not everybody but there's

00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:55.210
cases where when you're about to pass you just

00:40:55.210 --> 00:40:59.090
come back completely lucid for like hours yeah

00:40:59.090 --> 00:41:01.670
for like an hour or two and then you croak wow

00:41:01.670 --> 00:41:04.869
and they people they can't explain that either

00:41:04.869 --> 00:41:07.409
yeah it's kind of bizarre the theory is that

00:41:08.569 --> 00:41:10.889
the religious theory is that you're able to say

00:41:10.889 --> 00:41:12.929
goodbye to your family. Like God gives you like

00:41:12.929 --> 00:41:15.050
an hour to say goodbye to like your family members

00:41:15.050 --> 00:41:17.349
and stuff, at least in the religious aspect of

00:41:17.349 --> 00:41:19.590
it. It's kind of like God giving you a time to

00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:24.750
say your farewells type thing. Wow. Yeah. Life

00:41:24.750 --> 00:41:30.570
is so, so crazy, dude. The fucking feels. Yeah.

00:41:30.650 --> 00:41:33.719
You know, the feel, the feels around like, just

00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:36.420
the transition from this world to whatever's

00:41:36.420 --> 00:41:40.079
after this. Yeah. Like that is just so you can

00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:41.800
get caught up in those fields a little too much

00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:43.719
beyond what I think you're even supposed to,

00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.320
you know, you can dwell on it. I mean the real

00:41:47.320 --> 00:41:51.239
sense. Yeah. Like the, the root of my panic attacks,

00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.980
there's two things that cause them. Um, Ultimately,

00:41:54.980 --> 00:41:57.019
it's me being anxious and I have triggers that

00:41:57.019 --> 00:41:59.619
are completely unrelated. But what I'm experiencing

00:41:59.619 --> 00:42:02.219
during my panic attacks that makes them so bad

00:42:02.219 --> 00:42:06.679
is I either roughly grasp, not the scale of the

00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:10.260
universe, but I just realized just how small

00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:13.300
and insignificant the earth is. That's a term

00:42:13.300 --> 00:42:18.340
called astrophobia. Which there is no treatment

00:42:18.340 --> 00:42:21.039
for, even when it comes to psychiatrists. And

00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:22.960
it affects a ton of people. It's kind of crazy.

00:42:23.260 --> 00:42:26.579
Most people don't get to the extent of panic

00:42:26.579 --> 00:42:30.340
attacks with it. Is there a fear, like, is there

00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:33.159
a condition where you just fear going on forever?

00:42:34.420 --> 00:42:37.280
Yes. I don't know the term for it, but yes. You

00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:38.820
fear the concept of forever. Well, that ties

00:42:38.820 --> 00:42:41.539
into the next thing I'm going to say. So I have

00:42:41.539 --> 00:42:44.219
astrophobia, which is, honestly, that's the most

00:42:44.219 --> 00:42:47.119
common cause of it. But then the other ones are

00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:49.980
when I just get this overwhelming sense of like,

00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.679
what the fuck is going on? And I mean that in

00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:58.139
the most broad concept of everything. Like, what

00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:01.119
the fuck is humanity? I know. Like, what the

00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:04.719
fuck? What the fuck is the pyramids? And then

00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:07.179
you just get into like that whole something versus

00:43:07.179 --> 00:43:11.099
nothing thing. And then at the same time, I mean,

00:43:11.179 --> 00:43:13.079
I really think like the moment, I don't know

00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:14.639
if we could describe like the moment we all gained

00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:19.079
sentience as a kid or like people incorrectly

00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:23.219
call it like gaining consciousness. I think it's

00:43:23.219 --> 00:43:25.800
just your first memory. Once you like have your

00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:27.800
first memories and remember that, that's when

00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:29.760
you think you're like conscious because you remember

00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.760
it. I remember 9 -11. But like for me, it's like

00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:37.840
for me, it was like I. I remember I just was

00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.940
playing with my fucking action figures. I had

00:43:39.940 --> 00:43:43.019
the military channel on TV, which was great.

00:43:43.139 --> 00:43:45.320
DirecTV always had that. Rest in Peace, the military

00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:48.139
channel. Now they have the American Heroes channel.

00:43:48.500 --> 00:43:52.000
Yes. And then all of a sudden, I just started

00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.059
thinking really deep as a kid, and I was like,

00:43:54.059 --> 00:44:00.449
forever. Yeah, same. And then it was like, I

00:44:00.449 --> 00:44:03.210
was roughly grasping the concept of my own mortality.

00:44:03.349 --> 00:44:05.369
And when I die, I go to heaven, assuming I'm

00:44:05.369 --> 00:44:08.050
not a piece of shit. And then I was like, wow.

00:44:08.690 --> 00:44:10.889
And I know Tyler's going to come in and say,

00:44:10.949 --> 00:44:14.050
well, heaven time might not necessarily exist

00:44:14.050 --> 00:44:16.429
there. And I understand that now, but fucking

00:44:16.429 --> 00:44:19.170
six, five, six year old me didn't get that at

00:44:19.170 --> 00:44:21.989
that point. But that was the most overwhelming

00:44:21.989 --> 00:44:25.750
fear. Like that I could humanly feel. Me too,

00:44:25.849 --> 00:44:27.650
actually. And it wasn't a panic attack at that

00:44:27.650 --> 00:44:30.110
point. It was just anxiety. I was a kid. I didn't

00:44:30.110 --> 00:44:33.789
have anything to panic about. But like now in

00:44:33.789 --> 00:44:36.230
my fucking adulthood, that's like what happens.

00:44:36.329 --> 00:44:37.750
I don't know. I have triggers that are completely

00:44:37.750 --> 00:44:39.769
unrelated, but that's where my mind goes that

00:44:39.769 --> 00:44:42.429
makes me bug the fuck out. Same with when I smoke

00:44:42.429 --> 00:44:44.730
weed. That's where my head's at. When you're

00:44:44.730 --> 00:44:47.690
taught as a kid that like time is going to go

00:44:47.690 --> 00:44:50.960
on forever in heaven. Like it's like a scary

00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.199
thing. Like, you mean my existence can never

00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.860
end? Yeah. And then the even more thought provoking

00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:58.860
question that finishes that is like, once you

00:44:58.860 --> 00:45:01.519
get uncomfortable with the idea of forever, then

00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:03.559
you start thinking, well, what's the better alternative?

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.780
And there's not one because then there's still,

00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:09.860
well, but then that's fucking horrifying too.

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:12.940
That's what I'm saying. There's no better. But

00:45:12.940 --> 00:45:16.280
if, if, if you're conceiving of a heaven where

00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:19.099
time is, an aspect that's fucking horrifying.

00:45:19.179 --> 00:45:21.719
You have two options, and it's existing or not

00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.320
existing. It's existing forever and not existing.

00:45:24.539 --> 00:45:26.320
Yeah, and those are both fucking horrifying.

00:45:26.619 --> 00:45:29.159
There's no good answer there. It's not like,

00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:31.659
oh, I'm going to exist for just a while, and

00:45:31.659 --> 00:45:35.780
then I'll get my fill, and then I'm done. That's

00:45:35.780 --> 00:45:38.179
still fucking scary to me. That's fucking horrifying.

00:45:38.579 --> 00:45:40.840
I'm not comfortable with either of those outcomes,

00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:43.099
but at the same time... That's why I agree with

00:45:43.099 --> 00:45:46.079
religion. Not to cut you off, but I did finish

00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:51.420
all the sodas. One, two, three, four, five. We

00:45:51.420 --> 00:45:52.980
just got to hope the sugar crash hits him before

00:45:52.980 --> 00:45:57.019
fucking Jeopardy starts. You might have fucking

00:45:57.019 --> 00:46:00.260
pulled off a fucking big brain move and fucking

00:46:00.260 --> 00:46:03.019
shut Tyler off. You poisoned me. I don't think

00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:06.940
he can be stopped, bro. I don't think six sodas

00:46:06.940 --> 00:46:09.420
is going to stop Tyler. Hey, I stopped him last

00:46:09.420 --> 00:46:14.460
episode. Barely. Barely? Bro! Bro, I was fucking

00:46:14.460 --> 00:46:18.500
up by 2K. I was up by fucking 2K. Okay, 1 ,800

00:46:18.500 --> 00:46:22.519
if we're being specific here. I was a clean win

00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.300
for me. Unassisted, no bullshit, fucking win

00:46:25.300 --> 00:46:27.719
there. I was happy about it. I got a fucking

00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.780
Tchaikovsky question, all right? Don't you fucking

00:46:30.780 --> 00:46:33.639
discount my win. That was a good win. That was

00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:36.780
good. How long, like, how many, like, millennia

00:46:36.780 --> 00:46:38.460
do you think you could exist before you were

00:46:38.460 --> 00:46:41.550
just like, I'm sick of this? Every single story

00:46:41.550 --> 00:46:46.090
that has immortality as a thing in it, every

00:46:46.090 --> 00:46:48.510
single one says immortality is a curse and it's

00:46:48.510 --> 00:46:51.769
never been like... Look at every vampire story.

00:46:51.969 --> 00:46:54.369
Every vampire is like, dude, I've been around

00:46:54.369 --> 00:46:58.329
for like 500 years. This sucks. But isn't that

00:46:58.329 --> 00:47:02.849
just what heaven is? No, because heaven is literal

00:47:02.849 --> 00:47:07.260
paradise. Whatever paradise means... It's the

00:47:07.260 --> 00:47:11.219
absolute maximum effect of paradise. But what

00:47:11.219 --> 00:47:12.920
if you're happy, you know, when you're alive?

00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:17.679
It doesn't matter. Just imagine how the happiest

00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:20.739
you'll ever be and times that by like a billion.

00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:24.000
That's what heaven's supposed to be. I think

00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:26.380
to answer your question, Casey, I think I could

00:47:26.380 --> 00:47:29.659
make it. I think I could probably make it 10

00:47:29.659 --> 00:47:33.139
,000 years on the high end. And I think I would

00:47:33.139 --> 00:47:35.630
probably make it. I don't think you could. I

00:47:35.630 --> 00:47:40.190
think I could make it, like... No, no, because

00:47:40.190 --> 00:47:44.610
I think about this a lot. And this is, of course,

00:47:44.630 --> 00:47:47.429
assuming that you're able to keep a form of life

00:47:47.429 --> 00:47:49.730
where if you're living this long, you're not

00:47:49.730 --> 00:47:51.750
going to be living as some old dude in a wheelchair

00:47:51.750 --> 00:47:53.530
for the entire thing of it. If I'm living in

00:47:53.530 --> 00:47:56.670
my current form right now, I think I can make

00:47:56.670 --> 00:48:00.679
it 10 ,000 years. yeah and before i'm just so

00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:02.900
uncomfortable with everything that's definitely

00:48:02.900 --> 00:48:05.639
on the high side though on the low side i really

00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:10.250
think i might get burnt out at around like I

00:48:10.250 --> 00:48:12.429
think that's... 500 years? 10 ,000 years is a

00:48:12.429 --> 00:48:14.650
lot longer than you think. I think 500 years

00:48:14.650 --> 00:48:17.070
would be the absolute most for me. I think 500

00:48:17.070 --> 00:48:18.989
years is the most for me, too. But at the same

00:48:18.989 --> 00:48:21.190
time, though, like, think about... And this is

00:48:21.190 --> 00:48:23.210
another one of those things where we can't describe

00:48:23.210 --> 00:48:25.630
this with any known science up to this point.

00:48:25.670 --> 00:48:27.349
We have theories as to why it works the way it

00:48:27.349 --> 00:48:31.719
does, but... the perception of the acceleration

00:48:31.719 --> 00:48:35.500
of time as you get older so that's only going

00:48:35.500 --> 00:48:38.579
like every year you're alive life seems to move

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:41.019
by quicker that's a constant everybody you talk

00:48:41.019 --> 00:48:44.539
to says that shit so when you make it 2 000 years

00:48:44.539 --> 00:48:48.099
into your life the next 2 000 years are going

00:48:48.099 --> 00:48:51.539
to go by in relatively a blink of an eye yeah

00:48:51.539 --> 00:48:53.960
that's an unexplained phenomenon the only the

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:57.039
only real guesstimate and we can't explain it

00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.679
on like a neurological level as to why our brain

00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:02.900
chemistry perceives it that way is that it comes

00:49:02.900 --> 00:49:06.480
to deal with what what like a year is in terms

00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:08.000
of the percentage you've lived so when you're

00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:11.519
seven years old right and you turn eight you've

00:49:11.519 --> 00:49:14.070
just lived in eighth of your life at that time

00:49:14.070 --> 00:49:16.869
but when you turn 28 yeah you've only lived a

00:49:16.869 --> 00:49:19.949
28th of your life like it's it's and that's the

00:49:19.949 --> 00:49:22.590
relative that's just the information you're drawing

00:49:22.590 --> 00:49:24.730
from which deals with the way that you like perceive

00:49:24.730 --> 00:49:27.949
it so once you get up there in time like and

00:49:27.949 --> 00:49:30.309
it's i don't know it's crazy like to me that

00:49:30.309 --> 00:49:33.150
to me honestly like this year is the first year

00:49:33.150 --> 00:49:36.289
where when i look at a clock i genuinely feel

00:49:36.289 --> 00:49:39.150
like i see a second going quicker than it used

00:49:39.150 --> 00:49:41.849
to i feel like when i was a kid and i looked

00:49:41.849 --> 00:49:45.090
at a clock i felt like it was like one same two

00:49:45.090 --> 00:49:49.030
three but realistically it's more like one two

00:49:49.030 --> 00:49:52.829
three four like and that's creepy that's fucking

00:49:52.829 --> 00:49:56.409
creepy but like that's actually well you're anxious

00:49:56.409 --> 00:49:58.710
to grow up and then like now you're you don't

00:49:58.710 --> 00:50:01.590
want to get older right i never was anxious to

00:50:01.590 --> 00:50:04.380
grow up I never was. But the last bit, and then

00:50:04.380 --> 00:50:05.599
I'll stop fucking rambling. I know I've been

00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:10.019
talking a lot. Yeah, shut the fuck up. No, in

00:50:10.019 --> 00:50:13.800
the Boston Science Museum. Hold on. Yeah. I'm

00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:15.480
glad you're here, Ally Mack. I'm glad you're

00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:17.800
here. I really am. I mean that. And I was fucking

00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:19.800
rooting for you, and I will root for you during

00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:21.599
your rematch with him, too. I know you're going

00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:23.559
to smoke me. I'm still going to play you. Dude,

00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:26.360
I don't know if I want to play. I think I got

00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:28.940
to go back to the drawing board. I can't get

00:50:28.940 --> 00:50:30.440
my ass kicked by everybody. You're going to fucking

00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:33.239
smoke your girlfriend 15 times over the... Oh,

00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:35.199
yeah, dude. I'm going to go get a fucking net,

00:50:35.340 --> 00:50:37.300
and I'm going to be playing my neighbors. I've

00:50:37.300 --> 00:50:39.039
been playing the drums a lot, and when you play

00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:41.239
the drums, you do a hard flick with your wrist,

00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:43.019
and so that's what I do when I spike it, and

00:50:43.019 --> 00:50:45.480
it just goes fucking crazy. Dude, I got to fucking

00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:47.380
maybe... they have an automatic like badminton

00:50:47.380 --> 00:50:51.019
server or something that like can like you know

00:50:51.019 --> 00:50:52.980
what i mean like maybe on amazon they have like

00:50:52.980 --> 00:50:55.179
a little machine that can like serve you the

00:50:55.179 --> 00:50:57.360
badminton and then you can practice i'm sorry

00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.820
i just wanted to make the one more point i'll

00:50:58.820 --> 00:51:00.679
practice whenever i just want to make the one

00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:05.219
more practice with me yeah uh ali mac um i don't

00:51:05.219 --> 00:51:06.539
want to hear it go ahead what are you saying

00:51:06.539 --> 00:51:08.760
i'm just joking i didn't mean to cut you off

00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:11.119
so so in the boston science museum they have

00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:14.820
this thing where um by the way fantastic museum

00:51:14.820 --> 00:51:17.559
definitely more geared towards children but it's

00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:20.360
fun for adults too but um the really cool thing

00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.039
that fascinated me the most when i was there

00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:23.679
and cc thought i was a huge nerd and thought

00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.780
it was the most fucking boring thing there was

00:51:25.780 --> 00:51:28.900
um they have this thing where you tap start and

00:51:28.900 --> 00:51:30.880
then you need to guess when two minutes goes

00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:36.519
by and way more regularly um the older you were

00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:39.760
the earlier you would tap that button like across

00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:42.079
the fucking board yeah and then there's this

00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:45.619
sweet spot when you're like 10 and i swear to

00:51:45.619 --> 00:51:47.380
god i was just sitting here watching it because

00:51:47.380 --> 00:51:49.159
it's like in the center of the second floor of

00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:50.940
like this three -story museum and i was just

00:51:50.940 --> 00:51:52.679
i was just keeping an eye on it like it was going

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.400
up to it because i wanted to watch it and uh

00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:58.780
right around like the 10ish years old crowd those

00:51:58.780 --> 00:52:02.300
motherfuckers nail it they nail it like i mean

00:52:02.300 --> 00:52:05.719
like they get it at two minutes exactly way more

00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:07.920
often than they don't i would expect there to

00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:11.480
be like 10 seconds one way or the other um i

00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:13.019
didn't really see anybody younger than that go

00:52:13.019 --> 00:52:15.199
up to be honest so i can't compare that sample

00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:18.380
size but the older people were it was like minute

00:52:18.380 --> 00:52:21.820
30 every time so wait wait wait so they're hitting

00:52:21.820 --> 00:52:25.280
it earlier Yeah, they're hitting it earlier because

00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:28.800
it feels longer. Because I think that it plays

00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:31.099
head games with them. I think it plays head games

00:52:31.099 --> 00:52:32.380
with them. But they should be hitting it later

00:52:32.380 --> 00:52:35.400
because time is going by faster. That's what

00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:36.860
I'm saying is I think it's like a compensation

00:52:36.860 --> 00:52:41.440
thing. Because there was people who were hitting

00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.320
it way fucking later too. But those were the

00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:47.539
people who I would notice would go up. And they

00:52:47.539 --> 00:52:49.840
would fuck it up way too early the first time.

00:52:49.940 --> 00:52:52.619
And they'd be like, I need to change it. And

00:52:52.619 --> 00:52:54.420
then they would way overcompensate in the other

00:52:54.420 --> 00:52:56.300
direction. Like, obviously, if you sit there

00:52:56.300 --> 00:52:57.679
long enough, you're going to fucking eventually

00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:01.159
get it. Huh. But, like, I remember there was,

00:53:01.179 --> 00:53:02.880
like, a bunch of ecstatic kids who would hit

00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:04.500
it right on the dot at two minutes and be like,

00:53:04.579 --> 00:53:08.900
yeah, yeah! And then all, like, the... And the

00:53:08.900 --> 00:53:11.500
thought that like the conversation that was occurring

00:53:11.500 --> 00:53:14.260
around this machine was pretty cool because it

00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:16.260
was a lot of thought provoking conversations

00:53:16.260 --> 00:53:18.659
from adults who like went into it thinking it

00:53:18.659 --> 00:53:22.460
was a simple game. And it's like, why is my kid

00:53:22.460 --> 00:53:26.659
nailing this? And why am I fucking it up so bad?

00:53:26.800 --> 00:53:29.039
And that's pretty cool to me. Give me that. I

00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.809
think the kids also like. You know, it has a

00:53:31.809 --> 00:53:34.030
sense of wonder being at the museum. It's more

00:53:34.030 --> 00:53:36.630
like excited about, you know, the parents probably

00:53:36.630 --> 00:53:38.210
just want to get it over with. Well, yeah, obviously.

00:53:38.550 --> 00:53:41.090
I'm not referring to the level of their excitement.

00:53:41.110 --> 00:53:45.269
I'm more referring to their ability of getting

00:53:45.269 --> 00:53:48.250
it at two minutes. That's pretty cool. Yeah,

00:53:48.309 --> 00:53:51.510
that's cool. All right, for 10 euros, I'm going

00:53:51.510 --> 00:53:54.449
to set the timer. All right. All right, guys.

00:53:54.449 --> 00:53:57.170
Get ready for two minutes of dead air. At two

00:53:57.170 --> 00:53:59.469
minutes? Oh, yeah. That is pretty fucking...

00:53:59.469 --> 00:54:04.269
Let me also set a timer. Why do you have to set

00:54:04.269 --> 00:54:07.829
it? So I know when the two minutes is up. Oh,

00:54:07.829 --> 00:54:09.849
okay. So you can cheat? You're going to play

00:54:09.849 --> 00:54:12.030
the game too, Casey. Oh, well, I got the time

00:54:12.030 --> 00:54:13.909
on my screen right here. Yeah, well, don't look

00:54:13.909 --> 00:54:17.349
at it. You fucking cheater. Do you want to do

00:54:17.349 --> 00:54:20.289
this? We can do this after. Let's do it during

00:54:20.289 --> 00:54:22.760
the break. I feel like that's the best time to

00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:24.760
do it. Yeah, you can talk during it. You just

00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:26.440
buzz in. Everybody buzzes in. I don't want to

00:54:26.440 --> 00:54:28.260
talk during it, and if people are talking during

00:54:28.260 --> 00:54:30.599
it, it's going to fuck me up. No, just about

00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:32.840
when you think it's been two minutes. Two minutes

00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:35.719
is so fucking fast, dude. But then the other

00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:38.320
thing I hate to say, and I'm fine with this,

00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:40.699
but I will say that this experiment is different

00:54:40.699 --> 00:54:42.340
than the one that occurs at the museum because

00:54:42.340 --> 00:54:44.079
now you're also competing with other people.

00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:47.579
so if i hear competition okay fine put this back

00:54:47.579 --> 00:54:49.820
in the fucking slur dress no i think this is

00:54:49.820 --> 00:54:52.000
a good idea i feel like i'm shooting this guy

00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:56.139
i thought that was my money i don't know didn't

00:54:56.139 --> 00:54:59.599
i win that money i don't know i that'd be awfully

00:54:59.599 --> 00:55:02.440
convenient if you just declared that money hey

00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:05.480
dan can we talk about your your instagram uh

00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:09.679
algorithm now oh my god bro just from being in

00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:13.039
contact with this fucking kid what kid with tyler

00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:15.719
Just from our phones being in proximity to each

00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:18.639
other, my whole algorithm is fucking goth baddies.

00:55:18.739 --> 00:55:21.219
How is that possible? Dude, I don't know, but

00:55:21.219 --> 00:55:23.019
look, this is like not... Not that I don't think

00:55:23.019 --> 00:55:24.219
they're hot. That's also not a bad thing, yeah.

00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:26.719
That's a good thing. No, I don't have a problem

00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:28.579
with it, but it's usually it's not my fucking

00:55:28.579 --> 00:55:32.260
cup of tea. It's usually trans gone wild. It's

00:55:32.260 --> 00:55:35.900
gonna turn your brain. I gotta say, my fucking

00:55:35.900 --> 00:55:39.380
algorithm on like Instagram and stuff has reached

00:55:39.380 --> 00:55:42.860
this weird area where... It is all just like,

00:55:42.900 --> 00:55:46.099
I feel like my Instagram algorithm now is what

00:55:46.099 --> 00:55:48.139
people see when they log into Instagram for the

00:55:48.139 --> 00:55:50.679
first time. Because I started using this VPN

00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:53.219
and I have a kill switch on both my tablet and

00:55:53.219 --> 00:55:56.199
my phone. And what a kill switch is, is it essentially

00:55:56.199 --> 00:55:59.559
means my phone does not connect to the internet

00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:02.380
or mobile data unless it's connected to a VPN.

00:56:02.739 --> 00:56:07.639
Wow. And it makes me think that. my algorithm

00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.380
is almost entirely based off of what it gathers

00:56:10.380 --> 00:56:14.099
in the third party, like not on the app, which

00:56:14.099 --> 00:56:17.300
is fucking weird. Cause that's supposedly not

00:56:17.300 --> 00:56:19.679
how their algorithms work. It's only based off

00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:23.039
of in app activities. It doesn't use the mic.

00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:26.219
It doesn't listen to what's going on, but why

00:56:26.219 --> 00:56:29.920
is mine always goth girls? Because I think you

00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:32.260
like goth girls, Tyler. I mean, dude, they're

00:56:32.260 --> 00:56:34.940
hot. Like I, it's just, it's not my favorite

00:56:34.940 --> 00:56:37.860
thing. But they're fucking hot. I just, it's

00:56:37.860 --> 00:56:39.699
like, dude, it was one, it was like, I got your

00:56:39.699 --> 00:56:43.679
back, Tyler. It was 10 videos in a row of just

00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.800
like goth girls. And you watched him, didn't

00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:54.780
you? Of course I did. Oh shit. Casey, can I get

00:56:54.780 --> 00:56:57.219
that baby? Yeah. All right. Let's take a break.

00:56:57.239 --> 00:56:59.179
Like this shit. Like that's, that's the type

00:56:59.179 --> 00:57:01.639
of shit that I get. Yeah. Oh God. Yeah, dude.

00:57:02.539 --> 00:57:06.500
Like, yeah, that's hot. That's nice. That's nice.

00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:09.380
The only thing I dislike about that, I hate when

00:57:09.380 --> 00:57:12.320
they do the fucking like white face. I hate the

00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:16.019
white. I love that. I hate that shit. I love

00:57:16.019 --> 00:57:18.019
that. Have your natural skin color. If you want

00:57:18.019 --> 00:57:20.960
black lipstick and a fucking smoky eye wing or

00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:24.699
whatever. Be fucking corpse white. Dude, look

00:57:24.699 --> 00:57:29.369
at my fucking algorithm. That's cooked. Yeah.

00:57:30.429 --> 00:57:33.869
That's so good. I love the one picture of just

00:57:33.869 --> 00:57:36.329
the jack dude with the fitness routine. It's

00:57:36.329 --> 00:57:39.969
like a workout thing. Oh, man. Honestly, guys,

00:57:40.130 --> 00:57:42.690
I think the one thing I did notice, a bunch of

00:57:42.690 --> 00:57:46.829
fucking, no, I'll say that off air. It's like

00:57:46.829 --> 00:57:49.389
exercise shit. Full day of eating. It's like

00:57:49.389 --> 00:57:51.769
he's fully naked. It's like exercise shit. Yeah.

00:57:53.429 --> 00:57:56.349
That's my algorithm. Look at that one, Tal. That's

00:57:56.349 --> 00:57:58.969
the same one. It's a different video. Yes, it's

00:57:58.969 --> 00:58:01.309
the same outfit. She's wearing the same shit.

00:58:01.489 --> 00:58:04.070
That was taken the same day. Yeah, at least she's

00:58:04.070 --> 00:58:05.789
walking around and her tits are bouncing. Jesus

00:58:05.789 --> 00:58:09.309
Christ. My algorithm's cooked. I think it's just

00:58:09.309 --> 00:58:11.329
because of how much I've looked up. Well, not

00:58:11.329 --> 00:58:13.969
looked up, but we've talked about. No, I'm going

00:58:13.969 --> 00:58:16.849
to get canceled. I can't even say this. My algorithm's

00:58:16.849 --> 00:58:19.349
cooked. My algorithm is absolutely fucking cooked.

00:58:19.349 --> 00:58:21.570
It is fucking cooked. I love how the one picture

00:58:21.570 --> 00:58:24.289
on the fucking main screen of your search was

00:58:24.289 --> 00:58:28.389
just some chick deep -throating a cucumber. That's

00:58:28.389 --> 00:58:31.989
the kind of shit I watch. Brother's just fucking

00:58:31.989 --> 00:58:35.329
hardcore. That's how you know you're not at work.

00:58:35.510 --> 00:58:37.670
She wasn't deep -throating. She's eating the

00:58:37.670 --> 00:58:41.440
cucumber. My, okay. Oh, it, that's it. I was

00:58:41.440 --> 00:58:43.460
not expecting her to actually eat it. That's

00:58:43.460 --> 00:58:47.039
actually a huge plot twist to me. But, uh, no,

00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:49.820
I, I feel like my, uh, my, I can't open Instagram

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:52.320
in public anymore. I can't because it's like,

00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.539
I walk in and it's just straight up soft core

00:58:54.539 --> 00:58:57.800
porn. It's just like, I can't. The other day,

00:58:57.820 --> 00:58:59.659
my partner at work was like, what the fuck are

00:58:59.659 --> 00:59:01.159
you watching over there? I was like, I can't

00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:04.440
go on Instagram anymore. It is, it is problematic.

00:59:05.340 --> 00:59:07.320
Cause it's like, I'll be like, yeah, dude, I'm

00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.619
no fap in this entire month. And I open Instagram.

00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:11.880
I'm like, Oh, I'm going upstairs. I got to rub

00:59:11.880 --> 00:59:14.719
one out. Like it's fucking terrible. So I, I

00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:18.199
really, if there wasn't some solid memes on Instagram,

00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:20.679
I would delete it. Cause it's such a fucking

00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:22.960
problem because I'm going through and I'm getting

00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:25.320
fucking solid memes. And then you just get a

00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:28.889
fucking that goth girl. And I'm like, I really

00:59:28.889 --> 00:59:30.829
think what cooked my algorithm, though, is that

00:59:30.829 --> 00:59:33.889
all these fucking meme pages post OnlyFans models

00:59:33.889 --> 00:59:36.849
as ads now. Yeah. Like all of them. And it fucking

00:59:36.849 --> 00:59:39.829
cooks your algorithm. Like for me, it's all fucking

00:59:39.829 --> 00:59:44.110
F1 and then goth baddies. Because half of them

00:59:44.110 --> 00:59:46.449
are trannies. I'm not even going to lie. I don't

00:59:46.449 --> 00:59:49.010
know how they sneak their way in there. Or the

00:59:49.010 --> 00:59:50.809
weird thing is that I've been noticing and I

00:59:50.809 --> 00:59:52.889
can't help and I'm sure this is why they keep

00:59:52.889 --> 00:59:54.730
popping up in my algorithm because I spend a

00:59:54.730 --> 00:59:56.929
lot of time not commenting but looking through

00:59:56.929 --> 00:59:59.719
the comments. There's a lot of people who are

00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:03.199
chicks, like actual biological females, that

01:00:03.199 --> 01:00:06.420
portray themselves as trannies because it's more

01:00:06.420 --> 01:00:08.579
profitable for them. Wait, what? It's fucking

01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:11.139
crazy. And then I find myself looking through

01:00:11.139 --> 01:00:13.219
their account and I'm like... there ain't no

01:00:13.219 --> 01:00:15.840
bulge there. That, that's not a tuck job. What

01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:19.860
are you talking about? And then the comments

01:00:19.860 --> 01:00:22.219
is people backing me up. Like that's a fucking

01:00:22.219 --> 01:00:27.920
chick, man. You can tell it's like, it's not

01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:31.340
even like a sexual reason for looking at it.

01:00:31.380 --> 01:00:33.340
You're just, it's more like you're a detective.

01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:35.900
It's like investigative work. Like that's another

01:00:35.900 --> 01:00:38.980
thing. That's why my algorithms, because my,

01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:42.619
I, I, I, I purge my algorithm every, like month

01:00:42.619 --> 01:00:46.420
or two till it gets to be mostly boxing jesus

01:00:46.420 --> 01:00:51.159
videos and memes and then eventually the boxing

01:00:51.159 --> 01:00:55.780
videos turn into there's a chick boxing and the

01:00:55.780 --> 01:00:58.500
chicks boxing ends up downward spiraling back

01:00:58.500 --> 01:01:01.920
into goth baddies somehow it's and i'm like i'm

01:01:01.920 --> 01:01:05.550
like I want only men boxing. That's what I want

01:01:05.550 --> 01:01:08.670
in my algorithm. I want to see men boxing and

01:01:08.670 --> 01:01:12.269
working out Jesus and me. That's all I want.

01:01:12.570 --> 01:01:14.690
yeah I'll be honest though I never use Instagram

01:01:14.690 --> 01:01:16.789
anymore because it's got me in trouble a couple

01:01:16.789 --> 01:01:18.929
times where when I'm playing like this I guess

01:01:18.929 --> 01:01:22.389
like solo game of fucking girl versus tranny

01:01:22.389 --> 01:01:25.010
then I come home and I whip out my phone me and

01:01:25.010 --> 01:01:26.750
Cece are about to go to bed and then she's like

01:01:26.750 --> 01:01:29.489
what the fuck are you looking at I'm like well

01:01:29.489 --> 01:01:32.530
I can't explain what I just explained to you

01:01:32.530 --> 01:01:34.710
guys over five minutes to her she's like you're

01:01:34.710 --> 01:01:36.809
looking at chicks and I'm like no I swear to

01:01:36.809 --> 01:01:40.670
god I'm not at least for me with Emily like She

01:01:40.670 --> 01:01:43.289
uses Instagram more than I use Instagram. So

01:01:43.289 --> 01:01:45.369
she's like, oh, I get it. Yeah. Like, that's

01:01:45.369 --> 01:01:47.630
just that's just Instagram. That's just what

01:01:47.630 --> 01:01:49.869
happened. She's a fucking she is a straight woman

01:01:49.869 --> 01:01:53.090
through and through. Like, trust me, she's straight.

01:01:53.210 --> 01:01:57.329
I sometimes try to push other things. But, you

01:01:57.329 --> 01:02:00.190
know, not happening. The hardest thing I ever

01:02:00.190 --> 01:02:02.409
saw was Cece. And she only did it when we first

01:02:02.409 --> 01:02:04.329
started dating. But she made out with my other

01:02:04.329 --> 01:02:07.739
friend who was a chick. at a bar and I was sitting

01:02:07.739 --> 01:02:10.099
there and I was there with a couple of my, not

01:02:10.099 --> 01:02:12.199
like super close friends, but like a couple of

01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:13.840
bodies. And they're like, are you okay with that,

01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:16.159
man? Like, yes. They're like, they're patting

01:02:16.159 --> 01:02:18.260
my back. Like, oh man, I'm sorry. I know you

01:02:18.260 --> 01:02:24.420
liked her a lot, man. I'm sorry. This is fucking

01:02:24.420 --> 01:02:27.739
awesome. Shut the fuck up. Fucking wish bro.

01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:29.900
But yeah, because, because of that, I'm like,

01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:35.019
I like, she is 100 % just straight. and she gets

01:02:35.019 --> 01:02:38.840
like fucking like thoughts like like only fangirls

01:02:38.840 --> 01:02:40.699
on her fucking thing yeah what if your girlfriend

01:02:40.699 --> 01:02:43.320
left you for a woman would you say that's hot

01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:47.699
i would be like god damn yeah literally my whole

01:02:47.699 --> 01:02:50.300
algorithm is fucking girl versus tranny real

01:02:50.300 --> 01:02:55.340
life edition or fucking uh ai versus not ai ai

01:02:55.340 --> 01:02:57.739
versus not ai is good i feel like i'm pretty

01:02:57.739 --> 01:03:00.280
good at sorry No, go ahead. ADD, bro. I'm so

01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:02.420
sorry. I did not mean to cut you off. Dude, you're

01:03:02.420 --> 01:03:05.320
telling me. I'm fucking unmedicated today. Which

01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:07.500
one's the girl? Which one's the tranny? Just

01:03:07.500 --> 01:03:12.900
because of the way you pose. Girl's on the right.

01:03:13.780 --> 01:03:20.920
No! No! They both look like they're... Trick

01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:23.300
question. I think that looks like a trick question.

01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:25.619
The girl's on the right. trick question both

01:03:25.619 --> 01:03:27.800
i would say the girls on the right but like so

01:03:27.800 --> 01:03:30.219
i'm basing i'm so the reason i would say the

01:03:30.219 --> 01:03:33.239
girl on the left is the tranny is based off of

01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:35.480
height and the woman on the right seems to have

01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:37.239
a more feminine appearance but in terms of her

01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:42.099
face i've gotten good at this alex mcdonald dude

01:03:42.099 --> 01:03:47.400
i'm telling you it's my whole fucking feed Girl

01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:49.460
vs. Tranny. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, dude.

01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:51.820
Fucking Adam's apple? You can't base it off of

01:03:51.820 --> 01:03:54.460
that. That's not even like a clue. Because some

01:03:54.460 --> 01:03:57.119
chicks just have huge Adam's apples. Dude, I

01:03:57.119 --> 01:03:59.159
fucking saw this one dude when I was in New York

01:03:59.159 --> 01:04:01.699
City. This dude had a fucking Adam's apple that

01:04:01.699 --> 01:04:04.400
looked like a ball sack in his neck. Have you

01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:06.519
ever seen somebody who's just like... Have you

01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:09.480
ever seen somebody who's just fucking... Like,

01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:12.340
their fucking Adam's apple is just the size of

01:04:12.340 --> 01:04:15.940
a baseball. It's like, not unfortunate, but it's

01:04:15.940 --> 01:04:17.619
like, dude, you're a giraffe. Like, calm down.

01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:19.519
What the fuck is going on with your neck? I've

01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:22.579
seen some women like that, too. God. I pray to

01:04:22.579 --> 01:04:25.599
God that nobody that CeCe associates with listens

01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:28.619
to this podcast. I'm really fucking scared, though,

01:04:28.659 --> 01:04:30.480
because I showed it to her friends. So shout

01:04:30.480 --> 01:04:32.559
out, Megan, if you're listening to this. Please

01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:35.039
don't tell CeCe about anything I said during

01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:37.099
this episode. Email us. I'll tell her Podcast

01:04:37.099 --> 01:04:40.340
73. Gmail .com. We'll check it later. Oh, yeah.

01:04:40.500 --> 01:04:42.960
All right. We'll take a break. Thank God. Thank

01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:46.019
God. We'll be back. I'm going to go get some

01:04:46.019 --> 01:05:09.019
coffee, man. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

01:05:09.539 --> 01:05:12.380
It's a carnival! It's a beautiful day in America.

01:05:13.159 --> 01:05:18.260
Dan. And Tyler. Isn't it a great week to be in

01:05:18.260 --> 01:05:22.880
America? You know, man. It's a good day to be

01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:28.940
Israeli. Have the fucking largest military on

01:05:28.940 --> 01:05:31.559
earth. I like how Trump gave people advice on

01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:35.440
how to shut down the Epstein argument. Did he

01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:37.829
really? Yeah, he was like, if someone comes up

01:05:37.829 --> 01:05:40.429
and starts saying Epstein, you're like, we don't

01:05:40.429 --> 01:05:42.010
talk about that. We don't talk about Epstein.

01:05:42.230 --> 01:05:44.610
If you talk about Epstein, you're not on my side

01:05:44.610 --> 01:05:49.090
anymore. He said that? He said that, yeah. Good,

01:05:49.130 --> 01:05:51.809
then I'm not on his side. Oh, cool. It's like,

01:05:51.869 --> 01:05:54.429
dude, everybody wants to hear about it. Again,

01:05:54.550 --> 01:05:59.320
he's protecting Israel. So, the house... Oversight

01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:02.119
Committee just subpoenaed the Department of Justice

01:06:02.119 --> 01:06:05.239
to release the Epstein files, so it's probably

01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.480
going to happen in a week. We're not going to

01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:09.559
get the actual Epstein files, though. Oh, and

01:06:09.559 --> 01:06:12.320
it's confirmed that his name's in it by the Attorney

01:06:12.320 --> 01:06:14.260
General. That's been confirmed for years, though.

01:06:14.460 --> 01:06:17.300
Yeah, but he actually acknowledges it now, like

01:06:17.300 --> 01:06:19.960
the Attorney General, that fucking stupid lady.

01:06:20.420 --> 01:06:25.559
I looked at the actual flight logs and found

01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:30.500
his name. Who, Trump? Yeah. It's like, dude,

01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:32.800
it's so obvious. It's so easy to get. It's like

01:06:32.800 --> 01:06:37.360
not new information. Yeah. But you know, like

01:06:37.360 --> 01:06:39.639
he was like actually involved in these activities,

01:06:39.659 --> 01:06:42.860
I think, of what's coming out. I'm just so happy

01:06:42.860 --> 01:06:45.699
that what I thought was going to happen. I mean,

01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:47.440
it's still probably going to happen because I

01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:49.059
don't think they're going to give us anything

01:06:49.059 --> 01:06:51.079
of actual substance with these Epstein files.

01:06:51.199 --> 01:06:52.420
I think it's going to be the same thing as the

01:06:52.420 --> 01:06:56.889
MLK and the JFK files. But regardless. the cop

01:06:56.889 --> 01:06:59.030
out that I really thought was going to settle

01:06:59.030 --> 01:07:01.510
the uninformed person was how he was going to

01:07:01.510 --> 01:07:04.590
release the grand jury files which is fucking

01:07:04.590 --> 01:07:08.550
nothing we don't already know so I am but to

01:07:08.550 --> 01:07:11.389
the uninformed person I'd be like oh the Epstein

01:07:11.389 --> 01:07:14.989
stuff got out he wasn't in there it's like no

01:07:14.989 --> 01:07:18.590
dude he released like a grand jury file that's

01:07:18.590 --> 01:07:21.929
not the Epstein files that you want so that is

01:07:21.929 --> 01:07:24.449
what was subpoenaed though so there's a chance

01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:27.599
A minuscule chance, however, but I think that

01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:29.920
they're going to pull out some fucking bullshit

01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:34.380
like they did with JFK and MLK, but I pray, I

01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:36.980
pray to God that we get the actual Epstein files.

01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:39.519
That would be a huge win, I think, for America.

01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:43.260
That shows that there actually is some transparency

01:07:43.260 --> 01:07:47.380
and the other branches of government can overcome.

01:07:48.440 --> 01:07:51.159
being scared by the president to actually release

01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:53.960
things. So it's going to be interesting to see

01:07:53.960 --> 01:07:56.039
how it all pans out. Your buddy Mike Johnson

01:07:56.039 --> 01:07:59.380
shut the house down for summer recess so he didn't

01:07:59.380 --> 01:08:02.280
have to vote on the Hep C files. My boy? I don't

01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:04.239
even know who he is. Mike Johnson, the Speaker

01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:07.340
of the House. That annoying looking guy. They're

01:08:07.340 --> 01:08:10.159
all annoying looking to me. Alright, let's go

01:08:10.159 --> 01:08:31.970
for Jeopardy. Yeah. Welcome back to Jeopardy.

01:08:33.270 --> 01:08:36.449
Here's your, uh, 15 -time winner, Dan! The vitamin

01:08:36.449 --> 01:08:41.869
man. Let's go. Where's the smelling salt? Right

01:08:41.869 --> 01:08:48.390
here. Ugh! Got it in my eye. Something, like,

01:08:48.390 --> 01:08:52.789
came out of it. Oh, fuck! Fucking locked in,

01:08:52.930 --> 01:08:55.350
Tyler. How many times have you won so far? 36?

01:08:59.400 --> 01:09:01.899
Third time, seventh time we'll cry. You said

01:09:01.899 --> 01:09:04.199
that under his breath. You said that off in quiet.

01:09:05.239 --> 01:09:11.100
And your defending nine -time champion, Ali Mack!

01:09:11.640 --> 01:09:16.439
The Nueve. Ali Mack. The Nueve. Let's go, Dylan.

01:09:16.859 --> 01:09:18.880
Allie Mack, that was a stunning victory last

01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:21.760
time. Yeah, baby. Fucking pulling Tchaikovsky

01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:23.859
out of my ass and shit. That was amazing. Can

01:09:23.859 --> 01:09:26.119
I get a hint of that vaping celebration? I was

01:09:26.119 --> 01:09:27.760
like, this can't be real life. Did Allie Mack

01:09:27.760 --> 01:09:32.340
just say Tchaikovsky? Dan, you fucking bastard.

01:09:32.699 --> 01:09:37.880
What? What, the soda? Yeah. He's like all lethargic

01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:42.670
over there. Tyler's at a disadvantage here. Dude,

01:09:42.670 --> 01:09:45.350
they're all fucking empty. Alright, categories

01:09:45.350 --> 01:09:50.069
today. You got Just Names, Pasta Abilities, Holy

01:09:50.069 --> 01:09:57.850
Cow, Number Twos, A Thousand Miles, and Numerical

01:09:57.850 --> 01:10:04.890
Film Titles. Numerical Film Titles, 200. 200.

01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:08.460
This Vin Diesel sequel went all in on numbers

01:10:08.460 --> 01:10:11.140
despite being about illegal street racing. Was

01:10:11.140 --> 01:10:16.460
too fast, too furious. Yes. Oh, shit. Wow. Wow.

01:10:17.039 --> 01:10:21.180
Tyler, are you holding your buzzer? Wow. All

01:10:21.180 --> 01:10:25.239
right. Alex McDonald. I'm not really here right

01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:28.180
now. Shut up. No excuses play. I was falling

01:10:28.180 --> 01:10:30.779
asleep last time and somehow I won. Womp womp.

01:10:30.779 --> 01:10:35.779
400. 400. The title of this 1995 movie starring

01:10:35.779 --> 01:10:39.060
Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. What is 7? Never

01:10:39.060 --> 01:10:42.579
even heard of it. Great movie. It is fantastic.

01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:44.600
It's a great fucking movie. Detective movie.

01:10:44.600 --> 01:10:47.300
Did you watch Blade Runner yet? Dude, I got like

01:10:47.300 --> 01:10:48.739
three quarters of the way through it and I just

01:10:48.739 --> 01:10:51.439
couldn't. It's just because I was like tired.

01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:54.520
It's a good movie. Yeah, dude. I'll finish the

01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:57.579
rest of it. At the moment, I just couldn't. I

01:10:57.579 --> 01:10:58.800
couldn't follow all that was going on. Dude,

01:10:58.819 --> 01:11:02.100
the ending of it is... is the best part of that.

01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:05.619
I just got a new TV, so I'll watch it on that.

01:11:05.739 --> 01:11:09.340
You kind of have to watch it all in one clip,

01:11:09.420 --> 01:11:12.760
though. You won't get the impact of the ending

01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:15.680
if you don't have it fresh in your mind. So I

01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:18.600
gotta start it over. I mean, it's not that long.

01:11:18.819 --> 01:11:23.539
It's like three hours. Yeah. Let's continue in

01:11:23.539 --> 01:11:27.229
numbers. 600. Adam Sandler tries over four dozen

01:11:27.229 --> 01:11:29.890
times to sweep Drew Barrymore off her feet in

01:11:29.890 --> 01:11:33.710
Hawaii. What is 20 first dates? No. Oh, wait,

01:11:33.810 --> 01:11:41.109
hold on. Wait, hold on. What is... Oh, God. I

01:11:41.109 --> 01:11:44.409
don't know the number. What is 57 first dates?

01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:48.069
Oh, no. What is 50 first dates? 50, yeah. All

01:11:48.069 --> 01:11:51.430
right. Before we continue, though, Tyler Buzz.

01:11:52.670 --> 01:11:54.949
Okay, your number didn't show up the first time

01:11:54.949 --> 01:11:56.890
you pressed it there. Yeah, because the three

01:11:56.890 --> 01:11:59.229
was still on. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it was. No,

01:11:59.329 --> 01:12:01.310
the one I'm talking before that, you buzzed in

01:12:01.310 --> 01:12:02.930
and there was nothing up there. It stayed blank.

01:12:04.569 --> 01:12:09.270
Janspec. Same category. 800. 2013 Best Picture

01:12:09.270 --> 01:12:11.750
winner about a free black man from upstate New

01:12:11.750 --> 01:12:13.909
York who was kidnapped and sold into slavery

01:12:13.909 --> 01:12:22.170
in the South. Was 21 years a slave? Oh, no. What

01:12:22.170 --> 01:12:29.409
is it? What's the fucking number, man? I think

01:12:29.409 --> 01:12:31.390
I know it, but it's not worth losing more points

01:12:31.390 --> 01:12:33.050
over. I think I know it too, but I don't want

01:12:33.050 --> 01:12:36.109
to risk losing points either. 12 years of slaving.

01:12:36.149 --> 01:12:40.590
I think that's dyslexic. I was thinking the hateful

01:12:40.590 --> 01:12:45.569
eight, actually. Bro, that's not even the right

01:12:45.569 --> 01:12:49.310
movie. That's Django Unchained. There's no slaves

01:12:49.310 --> 01:12:53.689
in April 8th. No, Morgan Freeman was our general

01:12:53.689 --> 01:12:59.109
in that movie. Alright, $1 ,000. Don't pay too

01:12:59.109 --> 01:13:01.970
much for this 2003 comedy starring Steve Martin

01:13:01.970 --> 01:13:05.369
about raising his 12 children. I don't know.

01:13:06.050 --> 01:13:10.350
It's cheaper by the dozen? Yes. Damn. Never heard

01:13:10.350 --> 01:13:13.489
of it. I'm in the negative now, I think, because

01:13:13.489 --> 01:13:16.369
I fucking blew it on that. That's all right.

01:13:16.409 --> 01:13:19.529
You got Just Names, Postabilities, Holy Cow,

01:13:19.829 --> 01:13:23.489
Number Twos, A Thousand Miles. That category

01:13:23.489 --> 01:13:26.510
is cut. What's the first one again? Just Names.

01:13:26.770 --> 01:13:28.729
We'll do Just Names. How the fuck wasn't 300

01:13:28.729 --> 01:13:31.949
one of them? That, yeah, that's a good one. Just

01:13:31.949 --> 01:13:41.199
Names for 200 to steal. What? Burglary? What

01:13:41.199 --> 01:13:45.020
is burglary? No. I won't take points off it because

01:13:45.020 --> 01:13:46.619
I don't think you understand it. What is thief?

01:13:47.100 --> 01:13:49.699
No, no, you don't understand the category. It's

01:13:49.699 --> 01:13:51.920
just names, so it's a name that means to steal.

01:13:53.399 --> 01:13:56.760
Yeah. What is rob? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, that's

01:13:56.760 --> 01:13:58.239
a fucking retarded category. This is like a dad

01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:02.460
category. All right. It is. It's a dad joke category.

01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:05.619
Well, I guess we'll continue with just names.

01:14:05.939 --> 01:14:20.770
400. Italian for beautiful. Don't time it out

01:14:20.770 --> 01:14:29.289
Casey. Give me a second What is Bella Bella,

01:14:29.489 --> 01:14:33.630
oh, yeah, oh I was gonna say bow. I was thinking

01:14:33.630 --> 01:14:37.310
Bella as well, but I was like I was thinking

01:14:37.310 --> 01:14:41.329
like be a you bow No, I was thinking Bella, but

01:14:41.329 --> 01:14:45.789
I'm like, that's Spanish, I thought. 600. A song's

01:14:45.789 --> 01:14:52.029
tune. What is it? Melody? Yes. It's fucking gay.

01:14:53.430 --> 01:14:56.569
Fucking stupid fucking category. We'll continue

01:14:56.569 --> 01:14:59.789
on the names. 800. Someone who makes barrels.

01:15:01.670 --> 01:15:05.329
Someone who makes barrels? Yeah. I didn't know

01:15:05.329 --> 01:15:10.880
this one either. I don't fucking know. Oh, whoops.

01:15:11.399 --> 01:15:13.640
That would be... Hold on, hold on, hold on. All

01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:15.739
right, go ahead. If you didn't know it, I don't

01:15:15.739 --> 01:15:19.100
know. Cooper. Cooper? That's what it means, apparently.

01:15:19.460 --> 01:15:22.380
It's on the tip of my tongue. Tyler's book. I

01:15:22.380 --> 01:15:24.739
guess we'll continue with this one. 1 ,000 to

01:15:24.739 --> 01:15:30.340
walk through water. What is Wade? Wade. Oh, yeah.

01:15:30.859 --> 01:15:33.289
That's a good one. I'm not... I don't... I can't

01:15:33.289 --> 01:15:36.189
compete in this category. I don't. Dance pick.

01:15:36.350 --> 01:15:40.470
Plastabilities. Holy cow. Number twos. A thousand

01:15:40.470 --> 01:15:43.229
miles. Let's do a thousand miles. A thousand

01:15:43.229 --> 01:15:47.210
miles. Two hundred. In 1271, this Italian explorer

01:15:47.210 --> 01:15:50.850
traveled thousands of miles to reach China. To

01:15:50.850 --> 01:15:56.750
reach China? China, yep. When? 1271. Yeah, no.

01:15:57.430 --> 01:15:59.970
Let that down right there. Can I get that vape?

01:15:59.970 --> 01:16:03.750
I'm pissed off now. It would be Marco Polo. Oh,

01:16:03.869 --> 01:16:09.890
God. Yeah, you can suck my cock. Dan's pick.

01:16:10.170 --> 01:16:13.310
Was it 1492 for Christopher Columbus? Don't look

01:16:13.310 --> 01:16:16.149
at me. 1492. Number two. I think I know years.

01:16:16.470 --> 01:16:17.909
I didn't even know what year this country was

01:16:17.909 --> 01:16:20.829
founded until I played this game. 1776? Yeah,

01:16:20.909 --> 01:16:23.569
now I know it's 1776. I didn't know that episode.

01:16:23.630 --> 01:16:27.439
It humiliated me. Number two, 200. This actor

01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:32.500
played Cal Naughton Jr., Ricky Bobby's teammate,

01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:34.939
that would slingshot him into first place. Oh,

01:16:34.939 --> 01:16:37.279
my God. In the 2006 film Talladega Nights. Oh,

01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:40.819
my God. Come on. Oh, what was his fucking name?

01:16:40.819 --> 01:16:45.039
Oh, my fucking God. He's in Step Brothers, too.

01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:48.300
What the fuck? What the fuck's his name? I almost

01:16:48.300 --> 01:16:54.409
buzzed in and said Cal Naughton Jr. Oh, my God.

01:16:54.409 --> 01:16:56.970
It's going to piss me off so bad. Is his name

01:16:56.970 --> 01:17:01.670
Dragon? Yeah, I know. I can see him. I can see

01:17:01.670 --> 01:17:06.689
his stupid face. John C. Reilly. Fuck! Oh, my

01:17:06.689 --> 01:17:11.569
God, man. I watched that. I literally watched

01:17:11.569 --> 01:17:15.850
Talladega Nights last week. Damn. Damn. Fuck

01:17:15.850 --> 01:17:24.619
me, man. For 400. You got 1 ,400. Give the rundown.

01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:26.699
I know I'm in the negative. Tyler's got 1 ,600.

01:17:27.439 --> 01:17:33.699
I'll do 400. I'm rooting for you, Dan. In command

01:17:33.699 --> 01:17:36.359
structure, this military officer is often second

01:17:36.359 --> 01:17:39.399
only to the captain aboard a ship. Say it again.

01:17:39.739 --> 01:17:43.079
In command structure, this military officer is

01:17:43.079 --> 01:17:46.119
often second only to the captain aboard a ship.

01:17:46.380 --> 01:17:50.560
Oh, stop. You know this. It would be the SO,

01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:54.479
second officer. No. Fuck. Then it's the first

01:17:54.479 --> 01:17:56.979
mate. That would be first officer. Okay, well,

01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.020
would you have accepted first mate? Would you

01:17:59.020 --> 01:18:00.920
have accepted? I would have fucking. Is that

01:18:00.920 --> 01:18:02.539
the same thing? I don't know. Would you have

01:18:02.539 --> 01:18:05.850
accepted skipper? No, Skipper's the captain.

01:18:06.069 --> 01:18:08.350
No, Skipper's second in command. I don't know

01:18:08.350 --> 01:18:10.729
about that. You might want to ask ChatGPT about

01:18:10.729 --> 01:18:12.350
that. Skipper's typically the head of the show.

01:18:12.350 --> 01:18:14.470
No, I think Skipper's second in command. See,

01:18:14.470 --> 01:18:15.930
I was going by planes because there's the captain

01:18:15.930 --> 01:18:17.310
and then I thought it was the SRO. First mate

01:18:17.310 --> 01:18:19.310
and first officer refer to the same position.

01:18:19.609 --> 01:18:22.329
Yep. Okay. What's the first officer? Oh, okay.

01:18:22.670 --> 01:18:25.050
Damn. Let me see if Skipper means the same thing.

01:18:25.630 --> 01:18:28.649
Damn, it's fake. Hold on. I want to figure this

01:18:28.649 --> 01:18:31.930
out. Same category. I want you to too because

01:18:31.930 --> 01:18:36.439
it's going to prove me right. Skipper on a ship.

01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:45.239
Oh, yeah, it was a captain. You were right. Number

01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:49.000
twos for 600. Only it was the question. Yeah,

01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:52.460
fuck me. This U .S. city is the country's second

01:18:52.460 --> 01:18:56.819
most populous behind New York. What is L .A.?

01:18:57.230 --> 01:19:01.149
Yes. That was the obvious one. I was thinking

01:19:01.149 --> 01:19:03.369
it might have been Houston. I almost buzzed him

01:19:03.369 --> 01:19:05.609
with Chicago and then I knew it was LA, but he

01:19:05.609 --> 01:19:09.310
beat me to it. Yeah, I'm down to pay. Same category.

01:19:09.750 --> 01:19:13.289
800. This pop megastars second album. Oops, I

01:19:13.289 --> 01:19:17.470
did it again. What's this? What's this category

01:19:17.470 --> 01:19:23.130
name again? Number twos. Okay. Down to pay. Same

01:19:23.130 --> 01:19:25.199
category. Wait, Dan got the points on that one?

01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:31.119
Yes. Yes. 1 ,000. On the animated series South

01:19:31.119 --> 01:19:33.880
Park, this character is a festive piece of poo.

01:19:34.420 --> 01:19:38.859
What is Mr. Hanky? Yes. I was a split second

01:19:38.859 --> 01:19:42.979
behind that. Fuck me. Mr. Hanky, the Christmas

01:19:42.979 --> 01:19:47.720
poo. He loves me. I love you. Tyler got possibilities.

01:19:48.039 --> 01:19:52.720
Holy cow. 1 ,000 miles. Holy cow, I guess. Cow,

01:19:52.880 --> 01:19:56.720
200. Lily Nelson and Waylon Jennings advise mamas

01:19:56.720 --> 01:19:58.760
not to let their babies grow up to be these.

01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:03.779
Cowboys, what are cowboys? Ah, yeah. This ain't

01:20:03.779 --> 01:20:06.460
my night. I'm not even mad. It's just the questions.

01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:08.539
I don't know them. I just don't know them. It's

01:20:08.539 --> 01:20:17.020
flat out as that. Same category. For 400. 2 ,600.

01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:19.619
Tyler's got 2 ,600. You gotta go in, man. What's

01:20:19.619 --> 01:20:24.859
the category again? Holy cow. Let's see. I'll

01:20:24.859 --> 01:20:27.819
do... How many points do I have? 2 ,600. You're

01:20:27.819 --> 01:20:31.340
tied with me. I'll do 500. 500. The location

01:20:31.340 --> 01:20:36.279
of St. Basil's Orthodox Cathedral. St. Basil?

01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:39.000
Yep, St. Basil's Orthodox. What a fucking Tyler

01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:42.319
Geard question. Fuck you, Casey. You're not Orthodox.

01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:45.680
I'm not. Yeah, but it's a church question. He

01:20:45.680 --> 01:20:48.420
knows that shit in his sleep. It's pretty easy.

01:20:48.600 --> 01:20:51.060
It's hard. You have to... Alright, say it again.

01:20:51.199 --> 01:20:54.579
The location of St. Basil's Orthodox Cathedral.

01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:58.439
Do I have to say, like, country or city? And

01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:00.819
what's the category again? The city? Holy cow.

01:21:01.340 --> 01:21:05.050
It's holy cow. Don't forget that. That's got

01:21:05.050 --> 01:21:11.029
to give you some context there. Oh, fuck. Can

01:21:11.029 --> 01:21:18.170
I steal? Like to me, and I hope I'm not leading

01:21:18.170 --> 01:21:21.409
you down a dark road, but like I think like cow,

01:21:21.550 --> 01:21:24.609
think like other words, like steer maybe, right?

01:21:24.729 --> 01:21:27.109
Cows are referred to as steer sometimes maybe.

01:21:28.430 --> 01:21:30.670
Fuck, man. I don't know. Hold on a sec. Hold

01:21:30.670 --> 01:21:33.590
on a sec. Can I steal? No, you cannot steal.

01:21:33.729 --> 01:21:37.750
Can I steal? Say the question one more time.

01:21:37.869 --> 01:21:40.470
This is fucking easy, guys. If he doesn't get

01:21:40.470 --> 01:21:43.409
it right, I want to hear what his answer is before

01:21:43.409 --> 01:21:45.630
you give it. Because I want to see if Tyler actually

01:21:45.630 --> 01:21:48.649
knows this shit. I do. The location of St. Basil's

01:21:48.649 --> 01:21:55.069
Orthodox Cathedral. St. Orthodox Cathedral. And

01:21:55.069 --> 01:21:59.539
it has to do with... Fucking cows, you know has

01:21:59.539 --> 01:22:04.340
to do with cows. What does cowabunga? Cowabunga

01:22:04.340 --> 01:22:22.229
Idaho Fuck dude fuck just give me give me I think

01:22:22.229 --> 01:22:24.149
I've exhausted it. I'm still thinking, trying

01:22:24.149 --> 01:22:25.289
to help you. Dad, what do you know about the

01:22:25.289 --> 01:22:28.470
Orthodox Church? Orthodox Church? Well, it's

01:22:28.470 --> 01:22:30.909
not unorthodox. What Orthodox Church? Because

01:22:30.909 --> 01:22:33.149
there's different ones. The Christian Orthodox.

01:22:33.149 --> 01:22:35.090
There's like the Greek Orthodox Church. No, the

01:22:35.090 --> 01:22:38.970
Christian one. The Christian Orthodox Church.

01:22:39.350 --> 01:22:43.750
What? Give me a clue, Tyler. I'm not giving you

01:22:43.750 --> 01:22:45.390
a clue. It makes me think like, I don't know,

01:22:45.449 --> 01:22:47.970
and I could be completely wrong, but if it's

01:22:47.970 --> 01:22:50.319
a famous... cathedral this shit's got to be old

01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:54.340
as fuck right so like that makes me think that

01:22:54.340 --> 01:22:56.859
area that has a bunch of fucking old cathedrals

01:22:56.859 --> 01:23:00.380
which like i think is like italy and shit right

01:23:00.380 --> 01:23:07.920
so like in rome like italy rome the fuck's out

01:23:07.920 --> 01:23:11.890
there basil is fucking that's italian Yeah. Right?

01:23:12.270 --> 01:23:15.810
Right? It's a spice. It's gotta be Italian, right?

01:23:16.069 --> 01:23:18.069
Rome doesn't have anything to do with fucking...

01:23:18.069 --> 01:23:21.069
I know. That's what I'm saying. So, like, oh,

01:23:21.090 --> 01:23:24.029
man. What's a fucking city or a town out there

01:23:24.029 --> 01:23:28.050
that's got a fucking cow in its name? What is

01:23:28.050 --> 01:23:30.670
Rawhide? I don't know. Maybe it's hide something.

01:23:31.090 --> 01:23:33.590
I don't know. A mare. That's a cow, right? A

01:23:33.590 --> 01:23:36.470
mare, I believe, is a horse. Yeah. A steer is

01:23:36.470 --> 01:23:40.380
a cow. Calf? Think about calf. There's bull.

01:23:41.779 --> 01:23:48.659
No. Istanbul? Bulgaria. Are these guys seriously

01:23:48.659 --> 01:23:52.939
not getting this? It's right in front of you,

01:23:52.979 --> 01:23:55.760
Dan. Say it again. The location of St. Basil's

01:23:55.760 --> 01:24:03.140
Orthodox Cathedral. There's bulls and then what's

01:24:03.140 --> 01:24:05.159
the... What the fuck is St. Basil? What's the

01:24:05.159 --> 01:24:07.239
cow's name, though? Maybe it's Basil. I don't

01:24:07.239 --> 01:24:11.060
know. Maybe it's Basil. It is St. Basil, though.

01:24:11.220 --> 01:24:13.579
Yeah, okay. All right, dude, I'm just going to

01:24:13.579 --> 01:24:15.180
have to send something out there because I don't

01:24:15.180 --> 01:24:16.720
know, and I'm going to get it wrong. I know.

01:24:17.079 --> 01:24:19.520
I'm sorry. And then you want me. I think we've

01:24:19.520 --> 01:24:21.500
had a good thought process, though. Allie Mac

01:24:21.500 --> 01:24:24.460
wants me to do my answer after you. Yeah, because

01:24:24.460 --> 01:24:26.220
I want to make sure you got it because you're

01:24:26.220 --> 01:24:28.920
over there all cocky. You probably do know it,

01:24:28.939 --> 01:24:31.020
but I like fact -checking you anyways. You like

01:24:31.020 --> 01:24:34.390
fact -checking me. Because I've been times on

01:24:34.390 --> 01:24:36.829
who wants to be a millionaire before we did jeopardy

01:24:36.829 --> 01:24:52.390
really you fucking idiot It's fucking Moscow

01:24:52.390 --> 01:24:57.729
has the word fucking Yeah, but we haven't seen

01:24:57.729 --> 01:25:00.609
basil in fucking Russia like what are we talking

01:25:00.609 --> 01:25:05.560
about? Dan's pick. You should have said St. Basil.

01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:09.319
Dan, that was incredible. That was the equivalent

01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:11.560
of Tchaikovsky in my books. That doesn't even

01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:13.359
sound Russian, but they're both Russian, yeah.

01:25:13.979 --> 01:25:16.460
Tchaikovsky. Dan's pick. Oh, yeah, they're both

01:25:16.460 --> 01:25:19.420
Russian, yeah. 600. This financial slang term

01:25:19.420 --> 01:25:22.359
describes a reliable source of income like a

01:25:22.359 --> 01:25:24.460
business... What is a cash cow? Cash cow, yes.

01:25:24.760 --> 01:25:26.920
I forgot it was about cows. I was going to say

01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:31.609
a bull market. If you got the stock question

01:25:31.609 --> 01:25:34.890
over Dan, I think he would have killed you. Yeah,

01:25:34.930 --> 01:25:37.989
I was going to say bull market. Dan Smith. Same

01:25:37.989 --> 01:25:41.409
category. 800. This dog's name being Courage

01:25:41.409 --> 01:25:45.390
is a misnomer. She actually is this. What is

01:25:45.390 --> 01:25:49.239
Coward? Coward. Full name. What is curse? It's

01:25:49.239 --> 01:25:52.340
a cowardly dog. Yes. So I would have had it right.

01:25:52.460 --> 01:25:54.340
I just wanted to hear the rest of the question,

01:25:54.420 --> 01:25:56.380
and I fucking blew it. Wait, are you number two

01:25:56.380 --> 01:25:57.819
or are you number three? I'm two. I'm three.

01:25:58.880 --> 01:26:00.880
You buzzed in first. I buzzed in first. But it

01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:03.039
was locked up. It was locked up, so it was his

01:26:03.039 --> 01:26:04.600
number. It said number two on there, though.

01:26:04.880 --> 01:26:08.479
Yeah, but I didn't answer, though. I went like

01:26:08.479 --> 01:26:10.539
that. I wanted the question to continue. Hit

01:26:10.539 --> 01:26:14.029
yours. Yeah, so it was locked on two. But as

01:26:14.029 --> 01:26:17.229
soon as I pressed it, I waved it off. I didn't

01:26:17.229 --> 01:26:19.729
know it. I wanted to hear more. Oh, a dance pick.

01:26:19.909 --> 01:26:23.590
Same category. Thousand. This word is an exclamation.

01:26:23.770 --> 01:26:26.270
It's expressing. Holy cow. What is holy cow?

01:26:26.310 --> 01:26:29.609
Number two. Number two. Fuck. Number two. Nice

01:26:29.609 --> 01:26:32.350
job. Nice job. Yes. I'm back in the positive.

01:26:33.029 --> 01:26:34.869
Thank fuck. Holly Mack, you got possibilities.

01:26:35.630 --> 01:26:39.670
Possibilities 200. 200. This long pasta's name

01:26:39.670 --> 01:26:42.350
means little tongues in Italian and is shaped

01:26:42.350 --> 01:26:49.449
like flat ovals, perfect for sauces. Say that

01:26:49.449 --> 01:26:52.590
again. This long pasta's name means little tongues

01:26:52.590 --> 01:26:56.489
in Italian and is shaped like flat ovals, perfect

01:26:56.489 --> 01:27:03.079
for sauces. What is tortellini? Oh, no. That

01:27:03.079 --> 01:27:04.960
was a good guess, though. What? How is that even

01:27:04.960 --> 01:27:07.359
incorrect? That's perfect for... That met all

01:27:07.359 --> 01:27:10.420
the categories. This long pasta. Is that a long

01:27:10.420 --> 01:27:13.300
pasta? Well, yeah. You know, like, a long pasta?

01:27:13.680 --> 01:27:17.079
Yeah. Tortellini is a little circle. All right,

01:27:17.079 --> 01:27:18.579
say it one more time. Yeah, but it's perfect

01:27:18.579 --> 01:27:20.899
for sauces. Rigatoni? But it's not a long pasta.

01:27:21.619 --> 01:27:23.979
Rigatoni's short as fuck, too. Rigatoni? No.

01:27:26.220 --> 01:27:29.460
Dan, you should guess. Let's think about it here.

01:27:30.289 --> 01:27:33.829
Long ovals? What is tongue in Italian? I don't

01:27:33.829 --> 01:27:35.630
fucking know. It's probably something to begin

01:27:35.630 --> 01:27:37.789
with. It's like a Latin language, right? What

01:27:37.789 --> 01:27:41.949
is linguini? Yes! Yes! I stole that from you

01:27:41.949 --> 01:27:45.630
because Italian is super close to Spanish. And

01:27:45.630 --> 01:27:50.430
in Spanish, tongue is lengua. Exactly. So now

01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:52.949
I see that the oval is referring to the shape

01:27:52.949 --> 01:27:56.890
of the pasta. It's long pasta. I still argue

01:27:56.890 --> 01:27:58.590
that tortellini should have been awarded. It

01:27:58.590 --> 01:28:01.989
is long, circumference -wise, than most pastas,

01:28:01.989 --> 01:28:04.789
but whatever. Circumference? It's a little circle.

01:28:05.390 --> 01:28:08.369
Yeah, bro. Run some fucking equations, dude.

01:28:08.430 --> 01:28:09.810
I don't know what to tell you. Keep it going.

01:28:09.970 --> 01:28:14.829
400. You might call this pasta bow ties, but

01:28:14.829 --> 01:28:17.369
Italians call it by this name. That means butterflies.

01:28:18.289 --> 01:28:20.670
I don't fuck. I always call it bow tie. I didn't

01:28:20.670 --> 01:28:22.930
even know it had another name. Yeah, the Italian

01:28:22.930 --> 01:28:28.390
name. I do know this for sure. At least I think

01:28:28.390 --> 01:28:31.810
I do. Is there a name for that in Italian? Yeah.

01:28:32.829 --> 01:28:34.949
It's close to bow ties, but Italians call it

01:28:34.949 --> 01:28:38.890
by this name that means butterflies. Wait a second.

01:28:40.210 --> 01:28:43.250
No. Farfalle. Nope. Thank God I didn't guess.

01:28:43.829 --> 01:28:47.010
Farfalle? I was going to say Rigatoni. I was

01:28:47.010 --> 01:28:49.630
trying to cross over Spanish. Didn't work. Rigatoni's

01:28:49.630 --> 01:28:52.270
not bow ties, dude. I don't know, dude. I really

01:28:52.270 --> 01:28:54.930
don't eat a lot of pasta. Rigatoni is the short

01:28:54.930 --> 01:28:57.909
tubes. They're short tubes. They're like this

01:28:57.909 --> 01:29:02.329
long. They're like jagged almost. Let's bump

01:29:02.329 --> 01:29:05.470
it up to a thousand here. Jesus. This short,

01:29:05.550 --> 01:29:07.949
rigid pasta's name comes from the Italian word

01:29:07.949 --> 01:29:12.930
for pen, thanks to its shape. This short, rigid

01:29:12.930 --> 01:29:15.550
pasta? Short, rigid pasta comes from the Italian

01:29:15.550 --> 01:29:28.789
word for pen, thanks to its shape. Pen. Penne.

01:29:28.989 --> 01:29:31.350
I know what it is in Spanish, but I'm not going

01:29:31.350 --> 01:29:40.659
to say it. Penne? Penne. Say it again. This short,

01:29:40.739 --> 01:29:43.359
rigid pasta's name comes from an Italian word

01:29:43.359 --> 01:29:50.119
for pen, thanks to its shape. A penesita. What

01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:52.720
are the points at before I buzz in and just throw

01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:54.699
this guess out? You have 400, and Tyler's got

01:29:54.699 --> 01:29:58.989
2 ,400. What is gnocchi? No, it's a short rigid

01:29:58.989 --> 01:30:01.229
pasta. Dude, I'm throwing shit. I'm throwing

01:30:01.229 --> 01:30:03.350
pasta at a wall and seeing what sticks. Okay,

01:30:03.430 --> 01:30:07.010
guys? I gotta try to claw my way back in this

01:30:07.010 --> 01:30:10.090
somehow. Are you guys serious? Is it rigatoni?

01:30:10.510 --> 01:30:13.609
What is rigatoni? I buzzed in. Rigatoni, no.

01:30:14.270 --> 01:30:18.789
Damn it. Fuck me. No, Tyler said it first. Deducted

01:30:18.789 --> 01:30:23.029
points. What is pen in Spanish? Just time it

01:30:23.029 --> 01:30:29.159
out. Don't time it out. Don't time it out. Believer

01:30:29.159 --> 01:30:34.000
foe. What? No, go. I don't know. Are you buzzing

01:30:34.000 --> 01:30:39.800
in? No. No. All right. What is penne? God damn

01:30:39.800 --> 01:30:42.039
it. I said it how many times? Yeah, you're like

01:30:42.039 --> 01:30:46.460
penne, penne, penne. I didn't think it'd be that

01:30:46.460 --> 01:30:50.439
easy. You're like penne, penne, penne. Allie

01:30:50.439 --> 01:30:54.670
Mac's pick. Whatever. I'll take the next daily

01:30:54.670 --> 01:31:01.930
double. You got 600 or 800 or 1 ,000 miles. I'll

01:31:01.930 --> 01:31:05.869
take 1 ,000 miles for 1 ,000. Jesus. If you're

01:31:05.869 --> 01:31:09.210
traveling 1 ,000 miles at 100 miles per hour,

01:31:09.350 --> 01:31:11.250
it will take you this many hours to get to your

01:31:11.250 --> 01:31:15.449
destination. That would be 10 hours. Goddamn.

01:31:15.449 --> 01:31:18.899
10 hours, yes. Am I back in the positive? Oh,

01:31:18.920 --> 01:31:23.800
no, not yet. 1 ,000 miles for 800, Alex. 800.

01:31:24.239 --> 01:31:27.760
In the 1800s, pioneers traveled over 1 ,000 miles

01:31:27.760 --> 01:31:30.439
westward on this trail. What is the Oregon Trail?

01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:33.079
What is the Oregon Trail I buzzed in first? Everybody

01:31:33.079 --> 01:31:35.539
buzzed in. Oh, wait. No, correct. Yes. Oh, my

01:31:35.539 --> 01:31:37.399
God. Was it a daily double? I wagered everything.

01:31:37.600 --> 01:31:40.100
No, I actually hit that. I love how every single

01:31:40.100 --> 01:31:43.649
person buzzed in for that one, too. Oh, shit.

01:31:43.869 --> 01:31:46.310
It's not even fucking... Okay, yeah. I was like...

01:31:46.310 --> 01:31:49.750
Am I back in the positive now? Yeah. Thank God.

01:31:49.850 --> 01:31:56.550
I'm just happy I'm positive. All right. 600.

01:31:57.550 --> 01:32:00.750
600. This wild American trail stretches over

01:32:00.750 --> 01:32:05.109
2 ,100 miles, but you could hike a solid 1 ,000

01:32:05.109 --> 01:32:07.649
of it and still not reach Maine. What is the

01:32:07.649 --> 01:32:10.229
Appalachian Trail? That's fucking smart. It's

01:32:10.229 --> 01:32:12.449
the Appalachian Trail. Good shit. Good shit,

01:32:12.529 --> 01:32:20.829
Dan. Damn. Damn. Same category. Actually, what

01:32:20.829 --> 01:32:22.250
other categories are we on? A Thousand Miles,

01:32:22.489 --> 01:32:26.069
Pasta -bilities. Pasta. Fuck the pasta. A Thousand

01:32:26.069 --> 01:32:28.770
Miles. 400. This philosophical saying begins,

01:32:29.069 --> 01:32:31.750
a journey of a thousand miles begins with this.

01:32:32.710 --> 01:32:36.949
What is a single step? Oh, yes. Oh. Gay question.

01:32:38.479 --> 01:32:41.239
That's a pretty easy one. I'm just kidding. I

01:32:41.239 --> 01:32:43.619
apologize. I shouldn't have used that in a derogatory

01:32:43.619 --> 01:32:46.500
sense. Out of respect. Possibilities. 600 and

01:32:46.500 --> 01:32:54.079
800. 600. For 600. Fuck that shit. Kyle's got

01:32:54.079 --> 01:32:58.619
2 ,800. Dan's got 5 ,100. LMAX got 200. Damn.

01:32:58.840 --> 01:33:06.119
Damn. Oh, yeah. All right. 200. 200. This tube

01:33:06.119 --> 01:33:08.859
-shaped pasta shares its name with an old -timey

01:33:08.859 --> 01:33:11.899
musical instrument and works great in baked dishes.

01:33:13.140 --> 01:33:18.100
A musical instrument? Yeah. This old -timey...

01:33:18.100 --> 01:33:20.560
This tube -shaped pasta shares its name with

01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:24.119
an old -timey musical instrument. An old -time

01:33:24.119 --> 01:33:26.220
musical instrument? Yeah, it works great in baked

01:33:26.220 --> 01:33:29.880
dishes. Do we have any more information about

01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:34.270
this? No. It's just tube -shaped? And it's great

01:33:34.270 --> 01:33:37.229
in baked dishes, and it shares its name with

01:33:37.229 --> 01:33:46.210
an old -timey musical instrument. This is why

01:33:46.210 --> 01:33:52.630
I didn't bet that much. Is this Daily Dope? Yes.

01:33:52.789 --> 01:33:56.890
Oh, I'm sorry, dude. I'm a fucking jerk. I would

01:33:56.890 --> 01:33:58.770
have buzzed in immediately. Probably you've gotten

01:33:58.770 --> 01:34:00.310
it wrong, but I would have buzzed in immediately.

01:34:00.930 --> 01:34:17.600
Old -timey music. And it's great in baked dishes?

01:34:17.899 --> 01:34:21.340
Baked, yeah. And it's a tube, you said, right?

01:34:21.340 --> 01:34:26.199
Tube, yeah. You guys don't know that much about

01:34:26.199 --> 01:34:29.439
pasta. No. Who the fuck knows about pasta? I

01:34:29.439 --> 01:34:32.380
know about all the pastas. I'm not Italian. Yeah,

01:34:32.399 --> 01:34:36.479
but I grew up eating Italian food. Yeah, I didn't.

01:34:36.720 --> 01:34:39.680
I didn't either. I'm not even Italian. Think

01:34:39.680 --> 01:34:40.920
about the instruments, though. Think about an

01:34:40.920 --> 01:34:47.650
old -timey instrument. What is old -timey? Yeah.

01:34:47.650 --> 01:34:51.149
Put that phone down. Old timing. I'm trying to

01:34:51.149 --> 01:34:53.529
think, like, gramophone, and I'm like, no, not

01:34:53.529 --> 01:34:56.489
that. It's not. What is the gramophone? Let's

01:34:56.489 --> 01:34:59.229
think about what old timing is. Old timing. I

01:34:59.229 --> 01:35:01.250
don't want you to help his thought process. It's

01:35:01.250 --> 01:35:03.310
okay. I don't care. I just want to know this

01:35:03.310 --> 01:35:06.590
question. It's only 200 points. Old timing. Bugle?

01:35:08.789 --> 01:35:11.510
Bugle. Is that the final answer? No. But, like,

01:35:11.510 --> 01:35:16.449
I haven't thought. I think old -timey, like 1930s

01:35:16.449 --> 01:35:23.130
music. Harp? The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. Harp,

01:35:23.130 --> 01:35:33.210
maybe? But it's cylindrical. Yeah. Old -timey.

01:35:33.970 --> 01:35:37.390
Old -timey fucking pasta? Something to do with

01:35:37.390 --> 01:35:39.689
a fucking flute. It's not old -timey pasta. It's

01:35:39.689 --> 01:35:41.029
got to be something to do with a fucking flute.

01:35:41.420 --> 01:35:44.539
Is it a fucking oboe? It's a piccolo. It's a

01:35:44.539 --> 01:35:47.359
piccolo? Are we gonna time this out? Yeah, just

01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:49.239
fucking time. What the fuck is this? I know,

01:35:49.300 --> 01:35:51.380
this is, oh no, this is a daily double. Tyler's

01:35:51.380 --> 01:35:55.359
gotta give an answer. Fucking oboe. I don't know.

01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:58.079
No, harp. Fucking harp. Ring -a -tony? That'd

01:35:58.079 --> 01:36:00.680
be ziti. I was gonna say ziti ring -a -tony,

01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:02.659
because when you said green in a baked dish,

01:36:02.819 --> 01:36:05.619
I was like, bake ziti. It's the only baked pasta

01:36:05.619 --> 01:36:07.180
I know. There's a fucking instrument called a

01:36:07.180 --> 01:36:09.439
ziti? Dude, I thought of a ziti. It's called

01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:13.039
a ziti, which is an Indian bagpipe. But it's

01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:15.659
not the same. That's dumb. One's ziti and the

01:36:15.659 --> 01:36:18.239
other is a ziti. Well, I don't know. I didn't

01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:20.260
write the question. If I was competing and I

01:36:20.260 --> 01:36:22.359
did a true daily double on that and I got it

01:36:22.359 --> 01:36:24.460
wrong, I would have fucking fought you right

01:36:24.460 --> 01:36:28.779
here and now, Casey. Yeah, that was kind of stupid.

01:36:29.039 --> 01:36:32.289
We'll give Tyler his points back. No! No, fuck

01:36:32.289 --> 01:36:34.810
that. He's still down. He's still down. Yeah,

01:36:34.869 --> 01:36:36.909
it was 200 points. Come on. What the fuck are

01:36:36.909 --> 01:36:39.090
we doing? That's only 200 points. Casey, it's

01:36:39.090 --> 01:36:41.430
the integrity of the game. Yeah. All right. All

01:36:41.430 --> 01:36:43.069
right. You guys are gonna win fair and squared.

01:36:43.289 --> 01:36:46.989
All right. Tyler's picked finally for 800. Stuffed

01:36:46.989 --> 01:36:50.430
with cheese, meat, or spinach, this pasta is

01:36:50.430 --> 01:36:52.470
shaped like - What is tortellini? Little hats

01:36:52.470 --> 01:36:57.010
or belly buttons. Tortellini. I came back, baby.

01:36:57.590 --> 01:37:02.649
Oh, shit. What else do I got here? Nothing. That's

01:37:02.649 --> 01:37:05.529
it. Dan's got... No, that's it. Final Jeopardy.

01:37:05.550 --> 01:37:09.489
Dan's got 5 ,100. Tyler's got 2 ,600. Ellie Mac's

01:37:09.489 --> 01:37:13.050
got 1 ,000. Jesus. Tyler's still within half.

01:37:15.390 --> 01:37:21.609
Category? Whatever. Why do you always look at

01:37:21.609 --> 01:37:23.350
your phone when I ask for the final category?

01:37:23.729 --> 01:37:26.369
Because the question's on my phone. Oh, the final

01:37:26.369 --> 01:37:28.590
Jeopardy is one that you make every week, personally?

01:37:28.909 --> 01:37:34.720
Yeah. Wait, give me the scores again, Casey.

01:37:35.619 --> 01:37:39.340
Ali Max got 1 ,000. Tyler's got 2 ,600. Wait,

01:37:39.380 --> 01:37:44.180
Dan's got what? 2 ,600. No, no, 51. I got 51.

01:37:44.180 --> 01:37:47.439
Oh, no, Dan's got 5 ,100. Ali Max got 1 ,000.

01:37:47.439 --> 01:37:54.539
Tyler's got 2 ,600. Damn. Damn. So Tyler is still

01:37:54.539 --> 01:37:57.000
within reach here. Oh, my God. There's an instance

01:37:57.000 --> 01:37:58.619
where... All right, we'll go with categories

01:37:58.619 --> 01:38:14.420
corporations. I'm in a pickle. I am in a pickle.

01:38:15.100 --> 01:38:32.340
Damn. Damn, that was a lot of corporations. I'm

01:38:32.340 --> 01:38:34.579
going to send you my wager in one second. Sorry,

01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:39.270
I just found out someone died. My bad. Was it

01:38:39.270 --> 01:38:44.609
Ozzy Osbourne? No. No. Someone I know. Oh. Damn.

01:38:44.750 --> 01:39:15.760
I'm sorry, Eleanor. Let's see here. Let's see.

01:39:16.859 --> 01:39:20.479
Where the fuck is your number, Casey? My what?

01:39:20.720 --> 01:39:24.039
Your number. My phone number? Your phone number.

01:39:24.300 --> 01:39:26.800
Don't tell me. I just need to find your contact.

01:39:47.119 --> 01:39:50.420
One minute, I'm changing it. Just give me one

01:39:50.420 --> 01:40:01.039
second. Alright, I got your answer. Question.

01:40:02.899 --> 01:40:06.920
What? That's the last change. I'm not changing

01:40:06.920 --> 01:40:18.189
it again. The name of this retailer of beauty

01:40:18.189 --> 01:40:21.069
products comes from the French name of Moses's

01:40:21.069 --> 01:41:00.329
wife. I think Tyler also got it. The name of

01:41:00.329 --> 01:41:04.010
this the name of this retailer of beauty products

01:41:04.010 --> 01:41:24.460
comes from the French name of Moses's wife No,

01:41:24.500 --> 01:41:26.699
but I took a wild guess and I'm actually pretty

01:41:26.699 --> 01:41:30.020
confident I got it. I know. I wish I could share

01:41:30.020 --> 01:41:31.579
it with you. I know the name of Moses' wife.

01:41:31.680 --> 01:41:34.239
I'm not good with the makeup part. Anything I

01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:36.279
told you to throw you on the right track is going

01:41:36.279 --> 01:41:39.760
to give him it if he doesn't know it. I'm confident

01:41:39.760 --> 01:41:48.560
I got it right, though. Tyler says Sephora. That's

01:41:48.560 --> 01:41:51.159
correct. Oh, no shit. He bet it all. He's got

01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:57.800
$5 ,200. IMAX says Sephora. He's got 200, so

01:41:57.800 --> 01:42:03.000
he's only got 1201. Dan also says Sephora. What'd

01:42:03.000 --> 01:42:08.840
you bet, Dan? $101. $101. Dan's got 5201. Dan

01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:15.039
wins by $1. Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Wow. Fuck yeah.

01:42:15.439 --> 01:42:19.319
Oh, yeah. Wow. Fuck yeah. Wait, what was the

01:42:19.319 --> 01:42:22.300
correct answer? Sephora. Oh, it was Sephora.

01:42:23.380 --> 01:42:30.899
Nice. Dan, one dollar winner. Let's go. The episodes

01:42:30.899 --> 01:42:33.319
I've been here, Tyler, I hate to say it, the

01:42:33.319 --> 01:42:35.880
last handful of episodes, you have not won when

01:42:35.880 --> 01:42:38.319
I've been here. You won like one, but me and

01:42:38.319 --> 01:42:40.439
Dan have been going back and forth. Me and Dan

01:42:40.439 --> 01:42:43.039
are fucking coming back. I'm almost in double

01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:45.979
digits. I'm almost in double digits. Dan bet

01:42:45.979 --> 01:42:50.340
an exact bet of $101. That was incredible, Dan.

01:42:50.579 --> 01:42:54.939
Just to beat him by $1. Dan. Dan. Can I tell

01:42:54.939 --> 01:42:57.300
you guys the truth? That's electric, Dan. Can

01:42:57.300 --> 01:42:59.479
I tell you all the truth? You didn't cheat. Tell

01:42:59.479 --> 01:43:02.840
me you didn't ask an AI. So I did use performance

01:43:02.840 --> 01:43:06.750
enhancing drugs. I haven't had coffee in six

01:43:06.750 --> 01:43:09.829
months. No, that doesn't count. Caffeine doesn't

01:43:09.829 --> 01:43:12.510
count. He had plenty of caffeine in his drinks

01:43:12.510 --> 01:43:16.649
right there. Okay. Listen, for fucking trailing

01:43:16.649 --> 01:43:20.489
for a while, I almost made a fucking comeback

01:43:20.489 --> 01:43:23.130
at the end. Dude, you did. You almost won it.

01:43:23.369 --> 01:43:25.130
I'm happy I finished in the positives. Dad, did

01:43:25.130 --> 01:43:27.989
you ask ChatGBT what would be the ideal amount

01:43:27.989 --> 01:43:30.750
to dollar by one dollar? No, because it fucked

01:43:30.750 --> 01:43:32.770
me last time. He showed me on the calculator

01:43:32.770 --> 01:43:35.109
for a minute. He was trying to guess it, but

01:43:35.109 --> 01:43:37.369
dude, you fucking wagered it perfect. That's

01:43:37.369 --> 01:43:39.350
crazy. If he didn't get that, that would have

01:43:39.350 --> 01:43:44.729
been over, but Sarah was Moses' wife. That's

01:43:44.729 --> 01:43:46.609
what I figured, and I was like, dude, how does

01:43:46.609 --> 01:43:48.510
Sephora sound like Sarah, but it's the only one

01:43:48.510 --> 01:43:49.949
I know. That's the only one that I know, yeah.

01:43:50.350 --> 01:43:53.449
I'm like, I know it's Sarah, but I'm like, I

01:43:53.449 --> 01:43:56.210
don't know. That's way longer than Sarah. Yeah.

01:43:56.310 --> 01:43:58.729
I didn't know nothing about no wives names. I

01:43:58.729 --> 01:44:00.949
just figured Sephora sounded like it could be

01:44:00.949 --> 01:44:05.170
correct. So yeah. So yes. That kind of sounds

01:44:05.170 --> 01:44:07.670
like Sarah. Maybe. But like, that was like the

01:44:07.670 --> 01:44:09.829
thing I'm like, cause like I was thinking I'm

01:44:09.829 --> 01:44:13.770
like Sarah and I'm like, the only fucking store

01:44:13.770 --> 01:44:16.789
that I know is Sephora. And I'm like, dude, the

01:44:16.789 --> 01:44:19.210
first thing I typed was Ulta. I was like, no,

01:44:19.449 --> 01:44:22.340
that is not. That is not in the Bible. No, it

01:44:22.340 --> 01:44:26.100
was Sarah, and then I'm like, what? And then

01:44:26.100 --> 01:44:31.319
I'm like, Sephora? I guess Sephora sounds like

01:44:31.319 --> 01:44:36.100
Sarah. Yeah. Yeah. Dan, what's your favorite

01:44:36.100 --> 01:44:39.779
Ozzy Osbourne song? Mine? Anybody. Bark at the

01:44:39.779 --> 01:44:43.000
Moon. The only one I know is Crazy Train. Damn.

01:44:43.340 --> 01:44:48.680
Mama, I'm coming home. What's yours, Casey? Probably

01:44:48.680 --> 01:44:51.140
Mr. Crowley, actually. So we all have different.

01:44:51.300 --> 01:44:54.640
That's interesting. I just love the fucking ending

01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:57.359
of Bark at the Moon where he's just like, Oh,

01:44:57.359 --> 01:45:02.880
yeah, Bark at the Moon. I don't know that one.

01:45:03.100 --> 01:45:06.960
It's a good one. Good God. And I like the guitar.

01:45:13.260 --> 01:45:16.180
Bark of the moon. Dude, we lost some heavy hitters

01:45:16.180 --> 01:45:18.060
this week. We did. We didn't even really talk

01:45:18.060 --> 01:45:22.920
about that. Before we head out. rip ozzy and

01:45:22.920 --> 01:45:26.539
rip fucking the hulkster yeah god damn take your

01:45:26.539 --> 01:45:28.840
vitamins and say your prayers it's devastating

01:45:28.840 --> 01:45:32.680
that was that was one of that was one of hulk

01:45:32.680 --> 01:45:35.739
hogan's like oh yeah no shit take your vitamins

01:45:35.739 --> 01:45:37.560
and say your prayers and i'm like hey listen

01:45:37.560 --> 01:45:40.260
that got two of our people in our podcast already

01:45:40.260 --> 01:45:42.800
yeah we just need to add and and think about

01:45:42.800 --> 01:45:47.760
the the cosmos and be a communist and then it

01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:50.479
would be our that's everybody yeah Hulk Hogan

01:45:50.479 --> 01:45:53.100
is such a piece of Americana. Oh, he really is.

01:45:53.159 --> 01:45:55.539
His fucking theme song of I'm a real American.

01:45:56.600 --> 01:46:00.039
Like, dude, it sucks. Because, like, you know

01:46:00.039 --> 01:46:02.140
what I was thinking? And, like, I'm like, listen,

01:46:02.319 --> 01:46:04.420
the boomers are the majority of the problems

01:46:04.420 --> 01:46:08.119
in the country currently. And they're dying off.

01:46:08.279 --> 01:46:09.760
But the thing is, I'm like, fuck, we're going

01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:12.199
to lose some good ones, though. We're going to

01:46:12.199 --> 01:46:14.060
lose some good ones. He was a boomer, yeah. Yep,

01:46:14.119 --> 01:46:16.399
he was. He's a cool boomer, though. Yeah, he

01:46:16.399 --> 01:46:19.439
was a cool boomer. So was Ozzy. Ozzy was a boomer.

01:46:20.460 --> 01:46:25.539
Ozzy was born in 53. Ozzy fucking invented metal.

01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:28.979
He was the fucking god of metal. I thought Dio

01:46:28.979 --> 01:46:32.420
and him also were around the same time. Dio was

01:46:32.420 --> 01:46:37.079
in Black Sabbath after Ozzy. I thought that he

01:46:37.079 --> 01:46:40.000
was doing similar shit at the same time. He was

01:46:40.000 --> 01:46:43.140
doing his music probably in the 70s. I thought

01:46:43.140 --> 01:46:48.180
Dio was technically first, but Ozzy made it like...

01:46:48.660 --> 01:46:52.060
Ozzy made it more mainstream, and then Dio kind

01:46:52.060 --> 01:46:56.119
of took over after Ozzy. How do you just invent

01:46:56.119 --> 01:47:00.159
metal? It doesn't make any sense to me. Was Black

01:47:00.159 --> 01:47:02.180
Sabbath the ones that invented distortion pedals?

01:47:03.140 --> 01:47:06.000
I think so. I think it was Black Sabbath was

01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:09.180
the pioneers of metal, and I think, yeah, distortion.

01:47:10.380 --> 01:47:13.579
I think when you... No, Jimi Hendrix did it first.

01:47:13.880 --> 01:47:16.140
Jimi Hendrix did Distortion? Yeah, that was like

01:47:16.140 --> 01:47:18.279
his thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had like

01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:22.359
the wah pedal. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what that's

01:47:22.359 --> 01:47:24.159
called? The wah pedal? Or is it called something

01:47:24.159 --> 01:47:27.260
else? The wah. Or wah -wah. The wah -wah pedal?

01:47:27.359 --> 01:47:31.520
Yep. Yeah. The wah -wah. But, yeah, I mean, I...

01:47:31.520 --> 01:47:34.840
Sad to say, I think we're going to lose a decent

01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:37.760
amount more before year's end. Yeah. Like, I

01:47:37.760 --> 01:47:41.510
think, like... Who's up there that we're thinking

01:47:41.510 --> 01:47:44.310
is going to be? Joe Biden. Well, the winner is

01:47:44.310 --> 01:47:46.470
what kills everybody, so we're not even in the

01:47:46.470 --> 01:47:49.170
thick of it yet. Yeah, but I'm trying to think

01:47:49.170 --> 01:47:52.409
of older people that we're like, yeah, they're

01:47:52.409 --> 01:47:54.350
going to go. Biden's definitely one of them.

01:47:54.390 --> 01:47:56.670
We're going to lose our president soon. We'll

01:47:56.670 --> 01:47:59.430
be the first one removed from office. This pains

01:47:59.430 --> 01:48:02.149
me to say, I think David Attenborough is going.

01:48:02.409 --> 01:48:05.409
Who's that? Narrator for all those documentaries.

01:48:06.529 --> 01:48:11.310
British guy. Yeah, the giant horse cock. Oh,

01:48:11.550 --> 01:48:15.109
like National Geographic? Yeah, he is old as

01:48:15.109 --> 01:48:18.710
fuck, though. I think he's in his 90s. Buzz Aldrin's

01:48:18.710 --> 01:48:22.189
already dead, right? He might not be. Oh, wait.

01:48:22.369 --> 01:48:25.789
Oh, dude, I don't know. Let's see. Is Buzz...

01:48:25.789 --> 01:48:29.649
David Attenborough is 99 years old. So I think

01:48:29.649 --> 01:48:31.630
we're losing him. He's going. I think we're losing

01:48:31.630 --> 01:48:33.670
him this year. Buzz Aldrin's alive, dude. I think

01:48:33.670 --> 01:48:36.460
that's a good call. I think Buzz Aldrin... I'm

01:48:36.460 --> 01:48:39.979
putting my hat in the ring of Buzz Aldrin is

01:48:39.979 --> 01:48:41.220
the next one we're going to lose. Biden's got

01:48:41.220 --> 01:48:45.020
fucking stage 19 cancers. He's got stage 47 cancer.

01:48:46.279 --> 01:48:48.479
Trump's like, I'm going to distract them from

01:48:48.479 --> 01:48:52.979
Epstein. I have stage 99 cancer. Did you see

01:48:52.979 --> 01:48:56.939
this week how South Park made the episode about

01:48:56.939 --> 01:49:00.420
the Epstein files? I don't have cable, so I don't

01:49:00.420 --> 01:49:02.600
know. Oh, like the fucking Republican or the

01:49:02.600 --> 01:49:04.979
conservatives, the MAGA people are so mad about

01:49:04.979 --> 01:49:07.060
it. They're like, cancel South Park. Because

01:49:07.060 --> 01:49:08.779
I guess they just tore into Trump the entire

01:49:08.779 --> 01:49:12.119
time. I haven't seen it yet. I think I have Paramount

01:49:12.119 --> 01:49:16.520
Plus, so I might check that out. I have like

01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:18.859
the local news channel and that's it for my cable.

01:49:19.000 --> 01:49:21.359
I think politically, as long as you align with

01:49:21.359 --> 01:49:24.399
South Park's views, that's like the correct views

01:49:24.399 --> 01:49:31.119
to have. Not necessarily, but like... Fucking

01:49:31.119 --> 01:49:34.960
clankers. The clankers. I fucking hate clankers,

01:49:34.960 --> 01:49:38.439
dude. Dude, so I was just looking this up. Buzz

01:49:38.439 --> 01:49:42.000
Aldrin was older than me when he went to the

01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:45.180
moon. He was like, how old? Like 40? 39. Yeah.

01:49:45.840 --> 01:49:49.579
So it's like, dude, he was not young when he

01:49:49.579 --> 01:49:51.899
went to the moon. That's not really that young

01:49:51.899 --> 01:49:55.720
for somebody in the military. What rank was he,

01:49:55.739 --> 01:49:58.159
though? I don't know. They were all test pilots

01:49:58.159 --> 01:50:00.180
first, though. You had to be a test pilot before

01:50:00.180 --> 01:50:05.699
you could get into NASA. So he was almost middle

01:50:05.699 --> 01:50:08.579
-aged when he went to the moon, and he's still

01:50:08.579 --> 01:50:14.170
alive. Yeah. What the fuck? He's 95. Oh. Well,

01:50:14.189 --> 01:50:15.970
he's fucking old. No, Buzz Aldrin's definitely

01:50:15.970 --> 01:50:18.970
dead. No, he's not. He's not dead, but he's old,

01:50:19.069 --> 01:50:25.930
yeah. ChatGBT said as of now, he's alive. Nah,

01:50:26.069 --> 01:50:28.609
Buzz Aldrin's definitely dead. No, he's not dead.

01:50:28.670 --> 01:50:33.020
He never died. Buzz Aldrin. Remember he was standing

01:50:33.020 --> 01:50:34.899
behind me and Dan were talking about this on

01:50:34.899 --> 01:50:38.140
the 4th of July episode actually where he was

01:50:38.140 --> 01:50:40.500
like standing behind Trump and like mocking him

01:50:40.500 --> 01:50:43.800
back in like 2017. Oh, I'm thinking of Armstrong.

01:50:44.380 --> 01:50:48.000
Oh, yeah, he's dead. Dude, he got married at

01:50:48.000 --> 01:50:51.189
93. To this fucking chick that's got some fucking

01:50:51.189 --> 01:50:54.369
knockers on her. Holy shit, this guy's not fucking

01:50:54.369 --> 01:50:56.609
around. Hell yeah. Dude, she's getting that fucking

01:50:56.609 --> 01:50:59.609
moon jizz. Holy shit. Did you see how, I forget

01:50:59.609 --> 01:51:01.909
which celebrity it was, but she like married

01:51:01.909 --> 01:51:07.369
like a 93 year old guy or something. It was like

01:51:07.369 --> 01:51:10.989
a famous actress. And so she like married him

01:51:10.989 --> 01:51:12.710
for his money, obviously, because he was like

01:51:12.710 --> 01:51:15.029
a billionaire. Yeah. And then when he died, he

01:51:15.029 --> 01:51:18.600
left her nothing. Oh my God. So she had to suck

01:51:18.600 --> 01:51:21.739
that old wrinkly cock for nothing. Yep. Wow.

01:51:21.960 --> 01:51:25.180
That's a fucking. But it's like, is that like

01:51:25.180 --> 01:51:27.579
morally wrong though? Because. Yes, of course.

01:51:27.819 --> 01:51:29.760
Well, because the old guy's getting something

01:51:29.760 --> 01:51:32.039
out of it too, right? Right. And that's the,

01:51:32.140 --> 01:51:34.619
like it's that exchange is understood. Yeah.

01:51:34.699 --> 01:51:36.880
It's understood that what you're trading there,

01:51:36.939 --> 01:51:39.819
what's going on. They don't even care. Wow. That's

01:51:39.819 --> 01:51:42.500
so fucked that he would do that. Maybe she was

01:51:42.500 --> 01:51:45.899
a cunt. Excuse my language. Sorry to the viewers

01:51:45.899 --> 01:51:48.300
out there. Listeners. If there's anybody out

01:51:48.300 --> 01:51:51.239
there. There's not. Who's the fucking guy that

01:51:51.239 --> 01:51:54.880
looks like a turtle that was in Congress? Mitch

01:51:54.880 --> 01:51:58.060
McConnell. Is he dead? No, he's still in Congress.

01:51:58.840 --> 01:52:04.159
He should be out the door, dude. He's going out

01:52:04.159 --> 01:52:06.300
the door, too. No, I think he's retiring. He

01:52:06.300 --> 01:52:09.760
retired recently. No, I'm thinking he's going.

01:52:09.880 --> 01:52:13.949
He's going to the... And when he dies, a dark

01:52:13.949 --> 01:52:16.289
cloud is going to lift off of Washington, D .C.

01:52:17.149 --> 01:52:19.949
Now, when this fucking president gets impeached,

01:52:20.029 --> 01:52:25.090
you guys are still like hoping against all hope,

01:52:25.109 --> 01:52:29.149
even though they found out that the Russian collusion

01:52:29.149 --> 01:52:33.310
thing. Yeah, that we're going to blame Obama

01:52:33.310 --> 01:52:36.130
for shit now. Well, yeah, dude, if you lie under

01:52:36.130 --> 01:52:40.189
oath. Obama was like, these accusations are bizarre.

01:52:40.409 --> 01:52:46.050
Things that are true are often bizarre. Truth

01:52:46.050 --> 01:52:49.470
is often stranger than fiction. He's fucking

01:52:49.470 --> 01:52:53.289
trying to make shit up so that he distracts everybody

01:52:53.289 --> 01:52:57.090
from the fucking actual truth. Yeah, I mean,

01:52:57.090 --> 01:53:01.050
it could be. It could be. It could be that Donald

01:53:01.050 --> 01:53:05.350
Trump was down there. Did we talk about the letter

01:53:05.350 --> 01:53:06.770
that he wrote? I think we have a little bit of

01:53:06.770 --> 01:53:10.710
a delay. A little bit of an echo. Do we? I think

01:53:10.710 --> 01:53:13.970
so. I don't know. I don't. No, we do. It's ever

01:53:13.970 --> 01:53:16.729
so slightly. Well, it's time to go anyways. Yeah.

01:53:16.789 --> 01:53:20.289
Well, I'll say this before we go. There's that

01:53:20.289 --> 01:53:25.729
letter that the New York Times posted that apparently

01:53:25.729 --> 01:53:29.050
he wrote to Jeffrey Epstein. Did you see that?

01:53:29.050 --> 01:53:31.600
Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah. You should read that

01:53:31.600 --> 01:53:33.579
letter. You should read that on the air. Because

01:53:33.579 --> 01:53:35.619
if that's true, that's kind of fucked, dude.

01:53:35.979 --> 01:53:43.420
Oh, shit. Let's see what it said. I hope it's

01:53:43.420 --> 01:53:46.520
not true, but if it is. Like this just came out

01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:49.939
like today? No, this was like last week. What

01:53:49.939 --> 01:53:52.979
did the reported birthday letter? Yes, that's

01:53:52.979 --> 01:54:02.300
it. Oh, shit. Oh, he sued the newspaper for publishing

01:54:02.300 --> 01:54:11.579
this. Yeah. So the letter was fake. What the

01:54:11.579 --> 01:54:14.640
fuck? They don't like say like what it says.

01:54:15.159 --> 01:54:17.680
There's got to be an image. Sum it up, Dan. Let's

01:54:17.680 --> 01:54:20.140
see. Let me look up an image. He was basically

01:54:20.140 --> 01:54:21.960
telling him, hey, we have our little secret.

01:54:23.500 --> 01:54:26.300
And like it was just really like kind of like

01:54:26.300 --> 01:54:29.699
almost romantic. It was weird. Hey, everybody,

01:54:29.840 --> 01:54:32.399
watch Happy Gilmore 2 tomorrow. It comes out

01:54:32.399 --> 01:54:36.220
on Netflix. No, he said like, so Jeffrey Epstein

01:54:36.220 --> 01:54:39.279
has like a bunch of celebrities, like a bunch

01:54:39.279 --> 01:54:42.180
of tapes of celebrities that he could just use

01:54:42.180 --> 01:54:44.920
for blackmail whenever he wanted. So he actually

01:54:44.920 --> 01:54:47.300
had one with Donald Trump on it and like a kid.

01:54:48.100 --> 01:54:50.800
Do you think so? No, I know. So how do you know

01:54:50.800 --> 01:54:56.399
that? Because fucking it was came out this week.

01:54:58.139 --> 01:55:02.260
I don't know. It was in the news. I don't believe

01:55:02.260 --> 01:55:09.300
it. Okay. Oh, what did it say? The Wall Street

01:55:09.300 --> 01:55:11.460
Journal reported the letter with Trump's name

01:55:11.460 --> 01:55:13.840
on it contains an outline of a hand -drawn naked

01:55:13.840 --> 01:55:16.899
woman with typewritten text describing an apparently

01:55:16.899 --> 01:55:19.779
imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein.

01:55:21.039 --> 01:55:22.859
According to the journal, here's what it said.

01:55:23.739 --> 01:55:26.199
There must be more to life than having everything.

01:55:27.710 --> 01:55:29.810
Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what

01:55:29.810 --> 01:55:33.109
it is. Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also knew

01:55:33.109 --> 01:55:35.930
what it is. Donald, we have certain things in

01:55:35.930 --> 01:55:39.350
common. Jeffrey. Jeffrey, yes, we do. Come to

01:55:39.350 --> 01:55:42.850
think of it. Donald, enigmas never age. Have

01:55:42.850 --> 01:55:45.250
you noticed that? Jeffrey, as a matter of fact,

01:55:45.350 --> 01:55:48.529
it was clear the last time I saw you. Donald,

01:55:48.750 --> 01:55:51.329
a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday, and

01:55:51.329 --> 01:55:55.069
may every day be another wonderful secret. Damn.

01:55:55.710 --> 01:55:58.899
Wait, what is that? That's a letter between them.

01:55:59.279 --> 01:56:02.060
What is he saying? I think it was Trump's birthday.

01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:06.380
He wrote a letter to Epstein. Or Epstein wrote

01:56:06.380 --> 01:56:08.739
a letter to him. No, Donald Trump wrote a letter

01:56:08.739 --> 01:56:12.039
to him. They were like close friends. Oh yeah,

01:56:12.119 --> 01:56:14.340
we knew that. Jumping in here though, Trump did

01:56:14.340 --> 01:56:18.039
deny it and it's not... The Wall Street Journal

01:56:18.039 --> 01:56:20.939
posted this and a lot of people are coming to

01:56:20.939 --> 01:56:23.279
the Wall Street Journal for it not being real.

01:56:25.280 --> 01:56:28.039
uh that being said casey wants to be real i'm

01:56:28.039 --> 01:56:29.979
bringing it up because casey wants it so bad

01:56:29.979 --> 01:56:34.520
i think i mean i do think it's real but it might

01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:36.479
not be there was some stuff pointing that it

01:56:36.479 --> 01:56:39.380
might not be because it came with like a a drawing

01:56:39.380 --> 01:56:44.270
that trump drew of like some tits I don't know.

01:56:44.329 --> 01:56:46.989
It just seemed weird. I couldn't picture him

01:56:46.989 --> 01:56:49.289
being artistic like that. Hey, do you got a piece

01:56:49.289 --> 01:56:52.529
of paper I can do that to? Well, I mean, he did

01:56:52.529 --> 01:56:55.250
auction off. Trump, back in the day, auctioned

01:56:55.250 --> 01:56:59.149
off like some weird scribbles of like a city

01:56:59.149 --> 01:57:02.970
skyline for a charity. But like, I don't know.

01:57:03.010 --> 01:57:05.529
It's not tits. I mean, I fucking. I saw this

01:57:05.529 --> 01:57:07.630
video of like Trump. Generally, like when I went

01:57:07.630 --> 01:57:11.140
to art school, I had to do nude studies. So like,

01:57:11.159 --> 01:57:12.899
that's just like a standard art. Yeah. But were

01:57:12.899 --> 01:57:15.640
you sending a letter to Jeffrey Epstein? No,

01:57:15.739 --> 01:57:20.939
I was not doing that. I saw this video. It just

01:57:20.939 --> 01:57:22.979
comes out. Tyler Lee on the flight and the flight

01:57:22.979 --> 01:57:27.539
logs. We like, Oh, Hey guys, it's Dan Casey and

01:57:27.539 --> 01:57:30.899
Allie Mac here. Um, Tyler is no longer with us.

01:57:30.899 --> 01:57:37.189
He was on Epstein's flight logs. And I'd make

01:57:37.189 --> 01:57:39.289
my own podcast and be like, they kicked me off

01:57:39.289 --> 01:57:43.430
for no reason. We stand on our morals. Tyler's

01:57:43.430 --> 01:57:47.050
gone. Dan is now the grand champion of Jeopardy.

01:57:47.170 --> 01:57:49.149
If anybody would be on the flight logs, it would

01:57:49.149 --> 01:57:54.390
probably be Dan. What the fuck? Why me? You're

01:57:54.390 --> 01:57:56.550
the oldest. It'd probably be you. No, you're

01:57:56.550 --> 01:57:58.750
the oldest. You know what? We can all agree.

01:57:58.930 --> 01:58:02.470
It's Kyle. What is it? I like that. Blind people

01:58:02.470 --> 01:58:06.729
that aren't here. Yeah, I mean, you get some

01:58:06.729 --> 01:58:11.029
milfs and some trannies on little St. James Island.

01:58:11.130 --> 01:58:13.770
I might be there. That island's so fucked up.

01:58:14.029 --> 01:58:16.770
You'd think that place is haunted. That place

01:58:16.770 --> 01:58:19.750
has got to be haunted. I don't know, dude. You

01:58:19.750 --> 01:58:22.050
think a tropical place is haunted? Yeah, there's

01:58:22.050 --> 01:58:23.689
a lot of tropical places that are haunted. Probably,

01:58:23.689 --> 01:58:26.250
yeah. Like, look at Pavilion Island in Italy.

01:58:26.250 --> 01:58:27.630
It's too happy for there to be ghosts. Dead men

01:58:27.630 --> 01:58:34.640
tell no tales. Dead men tell no tales. You know

01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:37.680
what? I think we should end this. Watch Happy

01:58:37.680 --> 01:58:40.319
Gilmore 2. It comes out tomorrow. Also, buy Ready

01:58:40.319 --> 01:58:42.399
or Not. It's a great game. That's all I got to

01:58:42.399 --> 01:58:45.680
say. Talks out. Talks out. All right. Well, anyway,

01:58:45.819 --> 01:58:49.619
email us. Until podcast73gmail .com. That was

01:58:49.619 --> 01:58:51.180
the last time we checked the email, Casey. We

01:58:51.180 --> 01:58:53.159
didn't check it last episode. A long time ago.

01:58:53.460 --> 01:58:56.500
Well, let's check it. Yeah, let's check it. Let's

01:58:56.500 --> 01:59:00.859
check it. Check it. Check it for nothing. There

01:59:00.859 --> 01:59:06.609
was a... There was a video where Trump was like,

01:59:06.630 --> 01:59:08.810
it was in the 90s when his daughter was first

01:59:08.810 --> 01:59:11.130
born. And they're like, oh, what does your daughter

01:59:11.130 --> 01:59:14.029
look like? And she's like, oh, well, she's got

01:59:14.029 --> 01:59:17.989
her mother's legs. And I don't know quite yet

01:59:17.989 --> 01:59:19.789
if she's got her mother's tits, but we'll find

01:59:19.789 --> 01:59:23.930
out. Oh, my God. It's like, oh, my God. Dan,

01:59:24.029 --> 01:59:26.550
do I taste real butter on this popcorn? No, it's

01:59:26.550 --> 01:59:29.170
olive oil. Oh, my God. It's delicious. Yeah.

01:59:29.630 --> 01:59:33.579
It's phenomenal. Thank you. Tastes like butter.

01:59:33.699 --> 01:59:36.140
I would have never guessed. I can't believe it's

01:59:36.140 --> 01:59:45.979
not butter. Better for you than butter. God,

01:59:46.180 --> 01:59:47.960
I got a piece of cheesecake at me waiting for

01:59:47.960 --> 01:59:50.939
home. Wait, what'd you say? I got a piece of

01:59:50.939 --> 01:59:54.680
cheesecake waiting for me at home. I have a piece

01:59:54.680 --> 01:59:58.399
of cheesecake waiting for me at home. All right,

01:59:58.399 --> 02:00:00.060
let's wrap it up. I haven't had a piece of cheesecake

02:00:00.060 --> 02:00:03.409
in... A very long time. Do we have anything in

02:00:03.409 --> 02:00:05.789
the email, Casey? I mean, we got stuff from Jehovah's

02:00:05.789 --> 02:00:07.930
Witnesses. We don't need to read that. All right.

02:00:08.130 --> 02:00:16.930
I think we do. Oh, no. Why is marriage so important,

02:00:17.050 --> 02:00:20.550
Allie Mac? What? Why is marriage so important?

02:00:23.189 --> 02:00:25.810
Learn about how internal marriage fits into God's

02:00:25.810 --> 02:00:29.189
plan. Oh, boy. What benefits us and how to strengthen

02:00:29.189 --> 02:00:31.680
your marriage. They're a strong marriage in the

02:00:31.680 --> 02:00:34.539
future. Let's wrap it up. Come on. Let's check

02:00:34.539 --> 02:00:36.239
it one more time. Put me out of the fucking misery.

02:00:36.420 --> 02:00:38.619
Check it one more time, Casey. Oh, we just got

02:00:38.619 --> 02:00:44.239
an email? Yeah. Shit. I better say end the episode.

02:00:44.560 --> 02:00:46.899
Let's end this. All right. Anyway, be kind to

02:00:46.899 --> 02:00:50.920
yourself. Bye. The email said let's end this.

02:00:50.960 --> 02:00:53.939
Jeffrey Anderson didn't kill himself. Don't believe

02:00:53.939 --> 02:01:03.180
it. Dan. Oh, we out. Fuck off. Bye. For all we

02:01:03.180 --> 02:01:05.619
know robots have souls. We just don't know if

02:01:05.619 --> 02:01:09.020
they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever

02:01:09.020 --> 02:01:14.819
been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the

02:01:14.819 --> 02:01:19.640
first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No,

02:01:20.579 --> 02:01:23.260
no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

02:01:23.760 --> 02:01:26.399
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some

02:01:26.399 --> 02:01:31.340
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where

02:01:31.340 --> 02:01:33.720
the fuck did the spearmen come from? Where the

02:01:33.720 --> 02:01:35.659
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling

02:01:35.659 --> 02:01:38.399
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh,

02:01:38.539 --> 02:01:41.439
they're killing already born babies and sell

02:01:41.439 --> 02:01:45.819
them to the Chinese. Alien races. Somewhere in

02:01:45.819 --> 02:01:50.000
China, in some base, there are super soldiers

02:01:50.000 --> 02:01:53.720
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. I'm talking

02:01:53.720 --> 02:01:56.659
to a soft phone. They have dread and super soldiers.

02:01:56.779 --> 02:01:59.239
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

02:02:01.060 --> 02:02:29.560
I do not negotiate with terrorists. feel them

02:02:29.560 --> 02:02:33.140
die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep

02:02:33.140 --> 02:02:36.399
nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen

02:02:36.399 --> 02:02:39.939
i think that the government has taken it to the

02:02:39.939 --> 02:02:46.260
next level with the birds they know what birds

02:02:46.260 --> 02:02:48.680
are going to cross paths with you that you are

02:02:48.680 --> 02:02:50.500
going to be able to raise and they are going

02:02:50.500 --> 02:02:52.659
to make them so fucking real they're going to

02:02:52.659 --> 02:02:55.100
sink money into them because they know that if

02:02:55.100 --> 02:03:05.859
you put that motherfucker in a cage they're Which,

02:03:05.859 --> 02:03:08.439
by the way, big brother, is the Overlord kid.

02:03:11.640 --> 02:03:47.239
We're only living in the third dimension! is

02:03:47.239 --> 02:03:49.500
an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?