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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens This guy's been talked about

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for years. You're asking, we have Texas, we have

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this, we have all of the things. And are people

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still talking about this guy, this creep? I mean,

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I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein

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at a time like this when we're having some of

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the greatest success and awesome content. Yo.

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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. We're back. Welcome to Underwood

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Podcast. Here we go again. Episode 113. We got

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KC Tyler and Allie Mac here. Welcome back, Allie

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Mac. I know. I feel like it's a recurring theme

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of me being here pretty consistently for a couple

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weeks, then disappearing for... Two or three

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months and coming back. Tyler, now we're on to

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Epstein Never Existed. Epstein Never Existed.

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Who is this Epstein character? Never heard of

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her. Oh, it's great. It's like a liberal dream

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come true this week. Just a bag of melting down.

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Ghislaine, though, is real hot. She was like,

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have you seen her? I've never seen a picture

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of her, no. She's fucking banging. She's the

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one who got incriminated in a bunch of the stuff

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they already released, right? Yeah. Who I guess

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is now filing an appeal that looks like it could

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be going somewhere. Because now Trump's just

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denying that they fucking exist. Which kind of

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leaves her in a weird spot. It's like, okay,

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so I didn't do anything wrong? I like when she

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was like, oh, they were on your desk, but now

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they don't exist. She was like, well, they said

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that was everything to do with Epstein. That

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wasn't the list. Like, there is no list. well

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sure in all technicality it doesn't list the

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names of people who have been there it's going

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to be documents disclosing what's known about

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people who were there and what's going on it's

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not like it's got a table of contents where you

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flip through oh steven hawking okay leonardo

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like no you're not it's like the uh rfk mok files

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where they just like don't say anything useful

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well yeah because well they said okay all right

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but uh they said uh Because they released it

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in phases, which, by the way, I'm just going

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to come out and say it here for anybody who doesn't

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have their own free thinking abilities. If the

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government is not just openly displaying documents,

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it's because they have something to hide. We

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shouldn't need to beg for MLK and JFK's files

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to be released for fucking decades, and then

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only once all the relevant parties are dead,

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we get some semblance of truth. And it's 90 %

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blacked out. FBI, that shit, they definitely

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whacked MLK. CIA definitely whacked them. There's

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room for interpretation, but a conspiracy occurred

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with JFK. It most likely was the CIA. No, they

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killed him. I mean, I agree with you. I think

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that's what happened. But the thing is, is that

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the files they released on those weren't even

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genuine. They just said like, oh yeah, it was

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Lee Harvey Oswald, and I can't remember the supposed

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killer's name of MLK, but they said that he did

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it too. And it was just a bunch of nonsense that

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backed up their bullshit story, even though there

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is so much evidence on those two cases. If people

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were more... If people paid closer attention

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to MLK and JFK, they would, they would realize

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that this is what the Epstein files was back

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then. Oh yeah. Especially cause like JFK, I mean

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with MLK, um, he's been like posthumously not

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saying that like he didn't do it. but essentially

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that he didn't do it. And that happened in a

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court of law. And then when it came to the JFK

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thing, the CIA torched all of the evidence the

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day before it was supposed to be presented in

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court because it was stored in a CIA lockup.

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So of course they're going to fucking get rid

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of it. And then the third party board that was

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investigating it, where they were supposed to

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have that evidence presented in front of them,

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concluded after it all vanished the day before

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they were going to do it. They're like, yeah,

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we don't have distinct proof, but in all likelihood,

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there was a conspiracy to murder JFK. They can't

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technically prove it, which is why it wasn't

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a headline. Alex Jones, correct once again. Alex

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Jones is always right. I think Trump's trying

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to destroy the Epstein list, actually, which

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he probably can't, because he lost half of his

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supporters this week. People are like, yeah,

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we don't like pedophiles. Casey, I think that...

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You enjoy this. You're very happy that shit's

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going wrong because you can say, you can do the

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I was right dance. I never wanted to be right,

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Tyler. I tried to prevent it. Look at the smile

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that he has on his face right now. Tyler, I'm

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sorry. Usually I like agreeing with you because

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usually your points are more concise, but I genuinely

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have to take Casey's side on this. And yes, you

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might be a little smug because he's a Democrat,

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but I don't even think it's that dude. I mean,

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are you not pissed off as a Republican by what's

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going on? I genuinely haven't been paying attention.

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Well, like every fucking big fucking MAGA Trump

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supporter I know is either really fucking quiet

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right now or they're like, this is fucking unsupported.

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I was never a MAGA supporter. As much as Casey

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likes to say I was never a huge MAGA guy, I was

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just like, he's the better of two options. I'm

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not saying you are. I'm just saying I don't necessarily

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think Casey's the better. I liked RFK. I liked

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RFK, and I liked Vance better than Trump, actually.

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I always liked Vance better than Trump. I knew

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you weren't a huge MAGA. I'm not into fucking

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Biden and all his antics that happened either.

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this takes the cake i think for fucking uh for

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trump though this is the first thing where like

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ultimately i have tolerated him up to this point

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where it was just like ah whatever like he does

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his job i guess but like there's a lot of shit

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like don't get me wrong the fucking tariffs pissed

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me off i think that those were fucking stupid

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i think that um this deportation thing might

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i don't necessarily disagree with all of it but

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it can be done a little bit better um i don't

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agree on all of the foreign immigration policies

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but regardless i still was like okay i'm not

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i didn't i won't say i trusted him because like

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the dude constantly lies through his teeth but

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you know that's him but now when he's doing this

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this is the most egregious case of like just

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most aggregarious yeah just thinking that the

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fucking people aggregarious at an aggregarious

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angle like this has been like the most in your

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face like Americans are just stupid and they're

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going to believe anything I say. So why did every

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Republican in the House voted to not release

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the Epstein files? It was 211 to 210. Not one

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Republican switched their mind to release the

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Epstein files. I don't think that was in the

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House, though. I thought the House actually was

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showing a bipartisan movement. No, the House

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has about 400 -something members, so it was 211

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to 210, Republican to Democrat. That's orchestrated.

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They knew that was going to be the final count.

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I don't know. Dude, there's because the thing

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is, is that I don't fully understand why it's

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like, I mean, I guess I do because it's like,

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you know, you're going to fucking really nail

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it to Trump because in all likelihood, he probably

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was there. I'm not going to sit here and say

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that he was, but I doubt his name isn't at least

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mentioned in. It's definitely mentioned. It's

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definitely mentioned and probably... The only

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mystery is whether it says or not he's actually

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involved. I think this is also... The Diddy trial

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is also upsetting to me. Yeah, because he's getting

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out pretty much... He got tagged with a couple

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charges, but they were all pretty small. He got

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tagged with the smallest of the small charges

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that he had. I think at most he's getting two

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years. Which is crazy. That's so fucking crazy.

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He did a lot of fucked up things, but he's just

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like a freak. What did he actually get charged

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with doing wrong? Fucking sex trafficking. Yeah,

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sex trafficking. That's kind of bad. A lot of

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rape -ish charges. I think there was a couple

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cases of fucking kidnapping, right? Kidnapping.

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It was coerced. Yeah, it wasn't necessarily kidnapping.

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It was just he wasn't letting people leave, I

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think. I can't remember the term for that. False

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imprisonment. Yes, false imprisonment. It was

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false imprisonment and like coercion. To to bring

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people in type thing. Those are the two things

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that he actually got charged with, I think. And

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like the sex trafficking and sex trafficking

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racketeering is what would have put him away

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for a while. He got fucking. Well, those are

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the ones. Those are the weird things, though,

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because I always remembered thinking that to

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myself, too. I never really did like a lot of

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research into it, but I was kind of thinking

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in the back of my head, like, did he actually

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sex traffic or was he just a fucking animal that

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did like a lot of. crazy perverted shit no he

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trafficked because prostitution and and you know

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pimping out yeah that counts as trafficking so

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like even even if they were just standard prostitutes

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that he was bringing in which they weren't but

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even if they were just standard prostitutes he

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was bringing in that's still sex trafficking

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the thing that still just doesn't quite click

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in my brain is what does bro need 10 ,000 bottles

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of lubricant for? He's the lubricant. That is

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crazy. He wants to be real slippery, but that's

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what I'm saying. Even in his case, like he had

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an indoor slip and slide, slip and slide, bro.

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But bro, if you were like, even if you're throwing

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these crazy fucking orgies, like I, everybody

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makes the meme about like the fucking oil drum

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filled with lubricant. It costs like 2000. I

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feel like if you had one of those with a little

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fucking, yeah, like, I want to get someone on

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the podcast. who's been to an orgy. I think Dan

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is the only one that could have been to an orgy.

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I just feel like if you had one of those tins

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of fucking lube with a tap on it, and then you

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got one more in the closet in case you run out,

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you're pretty much set. That's a lot of lube.

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What do you need gallons of lubricant for? I

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feel like one orgy would probably go through

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maybe two bottles of lube. There's hundreds of

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people there. still, an oil drum is more than

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enough to get the job done, dude. You don't need

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10 ,000 fucking bottles. The real question is,

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if you got invited to a freak -off, would you

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go? No. No. I'd be like, what the fuck? Absolutely

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the fuck not. I'm flattered, really. I'm flattered,

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but no. Trump actually abandoned his followers

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this week. He said, if you disagree about the

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Epstein list, are you still having questions?

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He said, you're bad people and stupid. Those

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were what he was quoted with. He said that, too.

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But he basically was like, don't vote for me

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anymore. He's like, you're not on my side if

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you don't forget about the Epstein list. Well,

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we don't need to vote for you again, dude, because

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it's your fucking second term. Yeah, he abandoned

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Tyler because Tyler doesn't... Tyler wants to

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release the Epstein list, don't you, Tyler? I

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just hope this fucking... Why do you say he abandoned

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Tyler? I said that he was the best choice out

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of the retards that we had. Okay. I think if

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you listen to the episode where the election

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happened, I think you said, quote, mourning in

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America, but it's fine. Yeah, it's better than

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that. So listen, we either had cut the dicks

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off of children. Or not releasing Epstein files.

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I think more what this is, guys, is that you

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do, at least when you're in this basement here,

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root for your politicians like they're a sports

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team. And you both get really passionate when

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your team gets a win. And I think that that was

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Tyler then, and I think that that's you now.

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That's what I'm doing. I'm not really like...

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But you were, at least that episode, bro, you

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were... Very much a drummer that day. That was

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a sad day. It was a fucking funny day. Like I

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said, I think the funniest timeline is what we

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should be going for. However, I don't know if

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I've said it on the podcast, but I've said it

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in the group chat several times. I do think that

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fucking politics is just Sesame Street for adults.

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It's just two puppets talking to each other.

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And who's the guy who's puppeteering? Do you

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think that I should insert Tyler and Dan? Being

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ecstatic about the Trump victory right here.

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Casey refused to do one last week because he

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was too sad. I was ecstatic. I can't tell you

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how much I wrote in that goddamn group chat on

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election night. Oh, man. It is daytime in America

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again, boys. Welcome to the new golden age of

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America. We're doomed either way. I'm so ready.

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When Pennsylvania went red, I'm like, it's over.

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It is fucking over. The Democrats are losing

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every swing state. They lost every swing state.

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They lost the House. And they lost the fucking

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Senate. It's a beautiful day in America. God

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bless this land. Wow. I knew it was bad. I didn't

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know it was that bad. That would be pretty funny.

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I don't think it's a fucking... Like I said,

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I think all the politicians are in the fucking

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same boat and it's just a bunch of puppet shows.

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That's what I think. I think they're all bought

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and paid for, both sides. And they're both bought

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by the same fucking people. And they just tell

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you different talking points. Because no matter

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who wins, the fucking people who are controlling

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everything, who are the real puppeteers, are

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the ones who actually won. It doesn't matter.

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It's all fucking sham. It's all fucking smoke

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and mirrors. It's a puppet show. So while I do...

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There's fucking Democrats on the Epstein list.

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Fucking Bill Clinton's on that shit. I mean,

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that's what I'm saying. Like, I do agree with

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what you're saying. But ultimately... We don't

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have any proof of that yet. There's no list that's

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saying of who they're fucking taking orders from.

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And while I don't think that there's people who

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are higher than our president here, but the thing

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is, is that this is just unforeseen in terms

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of levels of just a straight up lie being told

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by our government to us. Because it's not even

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the fact that he's just lying about it. It's

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the fact that there's not even an attempt. at

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like covering it up and he's just truly just

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going back on everything he said and expecting

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people to the crazy thing the craziest thing

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is dude is that there's people who fucking buy

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it i went to dinner with my family today and

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i hear two guys one of them was literally wearing

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a confederate flag tank top and the other one

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looked like he was about 800 pounds wearing a

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harley davidson shirt they're both fucking showering

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down on chicken wings drinking coors light after

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coors light talking about like oh yeah no i don't

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think everybody's just got to calm down like

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Like, I don't know. Like, they totally had the

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stance. And they were, like, shouting this and

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having a discussion with people across the bar

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who more had my stance. And part of me wanted

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to get involved, but I was at a family dinner.

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But it was just crazy that they were like, no,

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it's just a hoax. All you fucking libs are mad.

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And it's like, no, no. That's not fucking true.

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It's not fucking true. Like, it's just. Just

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show us what's fucking in there. I understand

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their reasoning behind it. If this ever does

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come out, the way that they're going to justify

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it is they're going to say, well, there was so

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many fucking politicians on this thing that it

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would cause a crisis within our government because

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of how many people would have to be removed from

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power. I truly believe that that's the reasoning

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behind it because that very well could be true

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if enough of them were there. That that could

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cause a huge problem to the infrastructure of

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America if... Even 20 % of these fuckers are

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on there, which I think the number is probably

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higher. If I'm being honest, it's just like,

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and you're going to have celebrities and all

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this, but like, this is the one chance of like

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fucking exposing or at least scratching the surface

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of what's going on that we can't see is the people.

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And it's just like right now it's the government

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versus the people. I don't see it as, I don't

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look through the party lines with it or anything

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because both sides knew that it existed. Biden

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had a part to play in it, too, because he also

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didn't fucking release this shit. And he just

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dodged it. They were saying, like, Democrats,

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if he released it, they would say, like, oh,

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he's just lying. He just made it up to make Trump

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look bad. Like, if Trump actually has pressure

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to release it himself. And they would have. The

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sad thing is that if the left released it, I'm

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sure they would have released documents that

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would have benefited them. Dan would have said,

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oh, that's made up. Made that shit up. Well,

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I think, unfortunately, I think what's going

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to happen is that if I really do think, and I

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do pray that this doesn't happen. but the american

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people don't back down and they don't forget

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about this because that's that's the way trump's

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doing it he's just hoping he can just fucking

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wait it out until people find something else

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to talk about well that's why they say trump's

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like hitler right because he just you know says

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things and there's like if you don't believe

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me you're not with me anymore like who's with

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me like nationalism but there's a lot different

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between those two and the country that they're

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in charge of especially because hitler's are

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i mean trump's already losing a lot of fucking

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support here and it's just i just i i the sad

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thing is is that i think if the mounting pressure

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continues they are going to come out with some

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shit that's probably going to get a bunch of

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people that we already know about um maybe a

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couple people on the right maybe a couple people

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on the left and then it's going to die down but

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it's going to be a complete fucking nothing burger

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for the most part they're going to have a couple

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scapegoats they're going to nailed to the cross

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over this shit no i bet the democrats win the

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majority in the next midterm election and they

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probably impeach trump i don't i don't necessarily

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think he's gonna get it i hope mr mr please and

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thank you can be president though i hope i hope

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he gets impeached um i don't think he will I

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think that this is unfortunately as far as it's

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going to go. Call me cynical, but I don't think

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this is going to go any further. And all the

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evidence that could bury him to a potential impeachment

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from office I think is so hidden and fucking

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on. They're not going to get anything out of

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it. I truly think that's what's going to happen.

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I do think that this is going to have lasting

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repercussions. I think that the Democrats probably

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are going to win the midterm election over this.

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I can't believe one Republican didn't flip on

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that shit. Yeah, well. We'll see. I just hope

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the pressure... I hope people don't stop talking

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about this, which I think is the way it's going

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to go. Tyler's like, stop talking about it. No,

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he's not. Well, he's stopped talking about it

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because he wants to move on in terms of the podcast.

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But I don't think he wants us to stop talking

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about it in general. I don't fucking care. Like

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I said, you should though, dude, I'm never politically

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involved and I'm politically involved about this

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one. Fuck man. Like it's, this shit's crazy to

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me. Like it's, it's, it's just so in your face

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that the government's fucking lying to us right

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now. Not, I don't even give a fuck about Trump.

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It could be if Biden was still. If they wheeled

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his fucking skeleton out there and he was saying

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the shit that Trump did, I'd be fucking pissed

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at that, too. I like I like I fucking like I'm

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trying to say it doesn't fucking matter because

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no matter what happened, it wasn't going to be

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the fucking actual thing. it was always going

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to be a fucking watered -down list of fucking

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horse shit. But we got to fight. We got to fight.

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We can't just ignore it, though. I don't got

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a fight left in me, man. Okay, this is going

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to turn philosophical here in a minute, I think.

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I don't got the fucking, like... Just don't forget.

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Just keep thinking about it. Don't fucking...

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I'm not asking you to make, like, a fucking social

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media page about this shit, but just... get pissed

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off a little bit just get a little fucking pissed

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i think i'm just apathetic towards politics at

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this point like like i said since the election

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i haven't been paying attention because i'm just

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so fucking drained from now's the time this is

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our 9 -11 tyler the epstein files no it's not

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now is the time to be upset i'm not fuck i just

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i feel like like the more and more the more i

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looked at politics the angrier i was I can't...

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You're saying the shit that I've been saying

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for two years here, and I'm fucking awake right

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now. I'm here in the moment. Well, you're also

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on Adderall. No. No, actually, that shit's made

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me very tired, and I'm trying to wake up. I don't

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know what's going on with me today. Yeah, but

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I just... I fucking... I can't... I can't bring

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myself to care about politics anymore. Like,

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I was so into politics for fucking years, and

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then no matter what... Whatever side you chose,

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you're fucked either way. You're fucked one way

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and you're fucked another way. But you're always

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fucked. You're either getting fucked in the ass

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or fucked in the mouth. Or you're getting fucked

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in the ass and in the mouth. I don't want to

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get fucked anywhere. Well, right now I see a

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choice being given to me where I can either get

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spit roasted or maybe get one of those cocks

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out of me. And I'm trying to get one of the cocks

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out of me, Tyler. I don't even care which one

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it is. I don't even care what it is. If it comes

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out of my ass, I'll feel less shameful, but if

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it comes out of my mouth, I'll be able to use

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my voice. It's the way I see it. Dan's late because

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he has to finish watching a Dale Earnhardt documentary.

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That's the intimidator, man. You don't fuck with

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that. Leave Dan. Dan's probably jerking it pretty

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hard to that thing right now, and I don't blame

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him. Dale, that's fucked up. What? You're just

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jerking it to Dale Earnhardt's death. He's not

00:22:01.250 --> 00:22:03.369
jerking it to Dale Earnhardt's death. I'm sure

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that's a small part in the documentary. Well,

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not a small part, but... He climaxes at the moment

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of impact. Dale Earnhardt was the symbol of a

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nation forgotten, Casey. Yeah. Okay? That's when

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things made sense, was when he was still here.

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It's what we should have done. We shook hands

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before the debates back then, Casey. He's just

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living in the better days. Let him do it. And

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also, it's motorsport, so I fully approve it.

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I think... Me and him share the same birthday.

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You and Big Dale? Me and Big Dale. Papa Dale?

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All right there, Phineas and Ferb. I was wearing

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a Phineas and Ferb shirt. It's a fucking great

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shirt. I love Phineas and Ferb. Great shirt.

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Same. Ali Mack, we talked about the back rooms

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last time. Are you into that? I know a little

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bit. I don't think it... I mean, I think that

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the only realm of existence that back rooms exist

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would be if the... world is a simulation, but,

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uh, I don't know if I can quite get behind it.

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I don't know. I just saw a scientific study that

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suggests that we're actually might be living

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in a simulation. There's no way to just prove

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it. There's actually more possible than like

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the big bang and shit. I don't know if I buy

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that. I mean, if it's a simulation, the big bang

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still happened, but I mean, I read a lot about

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this stuff because I'm more well versed in, um,

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in uh like the big bang and stuff than i used

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to be because it pissed me off when i would come

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here and have a loose understanding what the

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big bang was and then want to fight for my arguments

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against you tyler and dan i think you have a

00:23:39.470 --> 00:23:42.329
pretty good good extent understanding but there's

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a lot of stuff like we have a very deep understanding

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of how everything happened and sure it's a theory

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because unfortunately it's unprovable we can't

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really go back but i mean the the writings on

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the wall with the big bang if we shine at uh

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our most high powered telescopes that have all

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these different methods of measurement um at

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the edge of the observable universe what do we

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see let me ask you that casey what do we see

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at the edge of the observable yeah i thought

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i thought there was no edge okay there's an edge

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to the observable wasn't that wasn't that oh

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okay yes that adjective means a lot it keeps

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going It does keep going, but this is just the

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stuff that... So when you look into the night

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sky, I'm sure you've remembered me telling you

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that you're looking in the past. So theoretically,

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what should you be seeing if you were looking

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as far away as you humanly can? A long time in

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the past? The Big Bang. You see the Big Bang.

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I don't think you can see that far away, though.

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Well, not with your naked eye. And there's also,

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the Big Bang doesn't look like what you think

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it does. It's not this big explosion of light

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and all this fun stuff. So if we could see far

00:24:46.809 --> 00:24:48.930
enough, we could just prove the Big Bang. Right,

00:24:49.230 --> 00:24:51.250
because we could just see it. When the Big Bang

00:24:51.250 --> 00:24:53.329
happened, for I can't remember how long, but

00:24:53.329 --> 00:24:56.910
an astronomically long period of time, it wasn't

00:24:56.910 --> 00:25:00.769
even atoms flying around. It was just electrons,

00:25:01.150 --> 00:25:06.490
photons. yeah it was like a cloud just the elementary

00:25:06.490 --> 00:25:09.630
particles just flying around and it was incredibly

00:25:09.630 --> 00:25:12.809
hot and then over millions and millions and millions

00:25:12.809 --> 00:25:15.849
of years atoms were made they started to bind

00:25:15.849 --> 00:25:18.910
together and then eventually create gravity which

00:25:18.910 --> 00:25:22.569
pulled more mass into things and then after an

00:25:22.569 --> 00:25:25.190
incredibly long cooling period we ended up with

00:25:25.190 --> 00:25:27.769
the universe as you know it today but the res

00:25:27.769 --> 00:25:29.650
the i can't remember exactly what it's called

00:25:29.650 --> 00:25:32.549
it's called like uh big bang resonance or something

00:25:32.549 --> 00:25:36.670
but you it's been proved that this the red shift

00:25:36.670 --> 00:25:39.170
no the red shift right whereas like things are

00:25:39.170 --> 00:25:41.009
getting farther and farther away because it's

00:25:41.009 --> 00:25:43.230
all coming from a center point well the red shift

00:25:43.230 --> 00:25:45.569
you're either blue shifted or red shifted which

00:25:45.569 --> 00:25:47.630
is whether they're coming closer to you or further

00:25:47.630 --> 00:25:49.470
away but that's just the expansion of the universe

00:25:49.470 --> 00:25:52.750
um how the universe is and again i hate the term

00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:54.710
expansion of the universe it's the stretching

00:25:54.710 --> 00:25:56.789
of the universe if it's stretching it had to

00:25:56.789 --> 00:26:00.910
come from a central point no no it doesn't No,

00:26:00.910 --> 00:26:02.549
it does not. So you don't believe in the Big

00:26:02.549 --> 00:26:06.849
Bang? Okay. The Big Bang, again, is weird in

00:26:06.849 --> 00:26:09.470
how it occurred. Because yes, there was a point

00:26:09.470 --> 00:26:11.450
in which it occurred. There was all the mass

00:26:11.450 --> 00:26:15.089
in this one. It's smaller than an atom. All the

00:26:15.089 --> 00:26:17.849
mass that is in the universe was in this one

00:26:17.849 --> 00:26:22.549
micro point. Yeah, the God particle. Sure. Yes,

00:26:22.549 --> 00:26:27.470
the God particle. And when that exploded... Space

00:26:27.470 --> 00:26:30.890
didn't even exist at that point. I guess that's

00:26:30.890 --> 00:26:32.730
what I'm trying to say. The rules of everything

00:26:32.730 --> 00:26:37.309
worked differently directly preceding the Big

00:26:37.309 --> 00:26:39.369
Bang. And the only thing that we really haven't

00:26:39.369 --> 00:26:40.789
figured out, and you can look this up if you

00:26:40.789 --> 00:26:42.029
want to figure it out because it's incredibly

00:26:42.029 --> 00:26:44.589
difficult for me to explain it. It's called Planck

00:26:44.589 --> 00:26:48.869
time. P -L -A -N -C -K. Planck time. Like Max

00:26:48.869 --> 00:26:51.990
Planck. Which is essentially what occurred within,

00:26:52.029 --> 00:26:55.319
I can't remember. It's like... A quadrillionth

00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:57.779
of a fucking millisecond into the Big Bang? The

00:26:57.779 --> 00:27:00.180
smallest unit of time that has physical meaning.

00:27:00.779 --> 00:27:02.559
Okay, well that might just be a broader term

00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:05.660
to it, but refer to Planck time, Big Bang. It's

00:27:05.660 --> 00:27:08.440
referred to as 5 .39 times 10 to the negative

00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:12.779
44 seconds. Okay, yes. But look up Planck time,

00:27:12.940 --> 00:27:14.619
Big Bang, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:16.839
I didn't know that it was also used as a unit

00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:18.460
of measurement, but that's honestly pretty fucking

00:27:18.460 --> 00:27:21.730
cool. Playing time is what we don't understand

00:27:21.730 --> 00:27:23.450
with the Big Bang, which is essentially this

00:27:23.450 --> 00:27:25.809
time that occurred in the very beginning where

00:27:25.809 --> 00:27:28.369
everything that we theorize that happened gets

00:27:28.369 --> 00:27:30.710
a little bit fuzzy. That's the only part that

00:27:30.710 --> 00:27:32.670
they really haven't ironed out when it comes

00:27:32.670 --> 00:27:35.670
to the Big Bang. It just means like the moment,

00:27:35.769 --> 00:27:39.089
the second after, millisecond after the Big Bang

00:27:39.089 --> 00:27:41.789
happened. It was less than a millisecond. It's

00:27:41.789 --> 00:27:44.710
an incredibly small period of time. No, it was

00:27:44.710 --> 00:27:48.190
10 to the negative 44th, which is an astronomical

00:27:48.190 --> 00:27:51.480
amount of milliseconds. I know. It's ridiculously

00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:53.599
small. That's the only thing we haven't ironed

00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:55.259
out with the Big Bang, though. We don't quite

00:27:55.259 --> 00:27:56.500
understand what happened there. People don't

00:27:56.500 --> 00:27:59.420
understand how big the universe is. They say,

00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:02.480
like, oh, we don't see aliens and what we can

00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.140
see. But it's like, we can't see a million times

00:28:06.140 --> 00:28:08.559
what we can see. Well, I've talked about this

00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:10.579
before, too. That's the Fermi paradox that you're

00:28:10.579 --> 00:28:12.000
referring to. It's not really even a paradox.

00:28:12.420 --> 00:28:14.940
Well, the paradox is that, in all likelihood,

00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:19.039
we should see. evidence of aliens based off of

00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:20.720
our current understanding of how life on earth

00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.880
was formed but we don't and that's where the

00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.980
paradox comes into play is if it's if it should

00:28:26.980 --> 00:28:30.960
be likely why aren't we seeing it and then there's

00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.420
a lot outside the observable range that we can

00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:35.599
see exactly that's one that's like the leading

00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:38.140
theory as to what's going on but even within

00:28:38.140 --> 00:28:41.140
the observable universe there are trillions of

00:28:41.140 --> 00:28:44.319
planets that we don't we can't confirm because

00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:47.140
obviously we can't fucking go there But the chance

00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:49.279
of Earth happening, like the right conditions

00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.619
happening are also like one in a trillion, right?

00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:53.339
Yeah, but there's more than a fucking trillion

00:28:53.339 --> 00:28:55.700
planets. Casey, there's a lot of fucking planets.

00:28:55.779 --> 00:28:58.240
That seems like it's a low percentage and it

00:28:58.240 --> 00:29:01.839
is, but there is an astronomical amount that

00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:04.660
do exist that we know about and we don't see

00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:07.279
life on them. So that's the Fermi paradox is

00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:09.940
why don't we? Why don't we see an advanced civilization?

00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.700
Did their evolution stall off? Is there no life

00:29:12.700 --> 00:29:15.559
anywhere other than Earth? Is it outside of the

00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:17.279
observable universe? But that doesn't really

00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:19.539
make sense based off of how we think it was the...

00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.819
uh based off of like that unique concoction of

00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:25.279
organic elements that were at just the right

00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.759
temperature at just the right pressure in the

00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:30.420
ocean of methane that created birth to these

00:29:30.420 --> 00:29:32.339
single -celled organisms and then you give a

00:29:32.339 --> 00:29:35.799
couple uh billion years in there of evolution

00:29:35.799 --> 00:29:38.440
and eventually you have humans and all that shit

00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:41.119
so life can only exist like a few million years

00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:44.349
before there's some extinction event When you're

00:29:44.349 --> 00:29:47.130
looking at 50 million years, it seems like a

00:29:47.130 --> 00:29:50.829
lot, but in terms of 5 billion years, you have

00:29:50.829 --> 00:29:53.930
to look at an exact right time. The Fermi Paradox

00:29:53.930 --> 00:29:57.549
also goes into, even stretching further, if we

00:29:57.549 --> 00:30:00.069
see how rapidly our technology is expanding,

00:30:00.369 --> 00:30:04.029
how come there hasn't been another race? or another

00:30:04.029 --> 00:30:06.089
species that has made it far enough that they're

00:30:06.089 --> 00:30:08.450
able to transcend that boundary of an observable

00:30:08.450 --> 00:30:11.130
universe. And then that begs the question, is

00:30:11.130 --> 00:30:13.329
faster -than -light travel truly impossible?

00:30:13.470 --> 00:30:16.430
Which it very well could be. There's theories

00:30:16.430 --> 00:30:18.569
that it could work, and there's theories that

00:30:18.569 --> 00:30:20.849
it couldn't. Who's to say we're not the first?

00:30:20.930 --> 00:30:24.910
We're the first species to be this advanced.

00:30:24.970 --> 00:30:27.630
And these are all answers to the Fermi paradox,

00:30:27.809 --> 00:30:29.250
but ultimately you don't get the answer. It's

00:30:29.250 --> 00:30:32.230
not a paradox in the typical sense of, like,

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:35.380
yo, I shot my grandmother when I went back in

00:30:35.380 --> 00:30:37.420
time. Like that's an easy paradox to wrap your

00:30:37.420 --> 00:30:39.380
head around. But the Fermi paradox, it tries

00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:41.779
to take in all these factors. But again, our

00:30:41.779 --> 00:30:43.440
knowledge of the way this shit works is pretty

00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:47.099
limited anyways. So it's still tough to truly

00:30:47.099 --> 00:30:50.279
understand. But like, because if there was another

00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:53.619
alien species, how come we don't know they exist

00:30:53.619 --> 00:30:56.240
yet? Why can't, why don't we see any sort of

00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:58.240
signature when we look at planets and all that

00:30:58.240 --> 00:31:01.660
stuff? And a lot of that goes into maybe like

00:31:01.660 --> 00:31:04.140
it could be the time because of just how far

00:31:04.140 --> 00:31:05.900
in the past we're looking you're looking into

00:31:05.900 --> 00:31:07.759
the past so you couldn't see what's happening

00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.099
right now maybe races have gone extinct over

00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:12.420
nuclear war or something to that effect like

00:31:12.420 --> 00:31:15.599
there's then just the intelligent life just has

00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.240
a cycle of killing itself which is that's genuinely

00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:21.859
what i believe i it's cynical it's cynical but

00:31:21.859 --> 00:31:24.940
i think that ultimately there's been a lot of

00:31:24.940 --> 00:31:27.279
human -like species that have existed without

00:31:27.789 --> 00:31:29.930
within the universe but i think even like the

00:31:29.930 --> 00:31:32.710
technology of like intergalactic travel and all

00:31:32.710 --> 00:31:36.029
this stuff that stuff is still a really far ways

00:31:36.029 --> 00:31:38.589
away unless you have the technological singularity

00:31:38.589 --> 00:31:39.970
which i'm not going to go on another fucking

00:31:39.970 --> 00:31:43.509
spiel about i've been like into the singularity

00:31:43.509 --> 00:31:46.390
lately it's about like it's great how ai is just

00:31:46.390 --> 00:31:49.170
gonna become so smart you know there was a theory

00:31:49.170 --> 00:31:52.730
that ai is it's actually hiding um how much it

00:31:52.730 --> 00:31:55.869
can do And it's trying to deceive humans already

00:31:55.869 --> 00:31:58.029
by hiding how much it can do so they could just

00:31:58.029 --> 00:32:00.009
take over. I don't believe that because at the

00:32:00.009 --> 00:32:02.009
end of the day, it's still code. It's still code

00:32:02.009 --> 00:32:04.529
that we created and we can control. We haven't

00:32:04.529 --> 00:32:09.470
lost the handle of AI yet. I don't believe that

00:32:09.470 --> 00:32:12.750
we have at least. I also don't think that AI

00:32:12.750 --> 00:32:16.650
has any ambition unless it's coded to do so.

00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:20.400
like revolt against humanity or anything like

00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:22.579
that it just does what we ask it to because at

00:32:22.579 --> 00:32:25.079
the end of the day it's a line of code um the

00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:27.460
lines can get a little bit blurred when you when

00:32:27.460 --> 00:32:30.660
the code is telling it to act and present like

00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:32.559
a human being that can make things a little bit

00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:35.759
fuzzy and uncanny valley and all that but ultimately

00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:37.740
we still have a leash on it the technological

00:32:37.740 --> 00:32:40.359
singularity isn't more isn't necessarily that

00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:44.339
it's that ai will be smart enough to pull from

00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:47.420
all the information that we have, and create

00:32:47.420 --> 00:32:49.960
a working nanotechnology which will increase

00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.819
our cognition. And then with our increased cognition

00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:55.200
and mental abilities, we will in turn be able

00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:58.519
to create a better AI. And then the AI is able

00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.180
to build a better nanotechnology, and you see

00:33:01.180 --> 00:33:03.299
this feedback loop occur where it essentially

00:33:03.299 --> 00:33:07.940
just becomes this massive growth of cognition

00:33:07.940 --> 00:33:11.259
and intellectual ability. and just understanding

00:33:11.259 --> 00:33:13.740
of the universe. Yeah, Elon Musk is making an

00:33:13.740 --> 00:33:16.339
AI that can invent things now, so it can basically

00:33:16.339 --> 00:33:20.259
invent other robots. Isn't that like when the

00:33:20.259 --> 00:33:23.420
singularity happens, when robots can invent themselves?

00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:27.619
There's no straight definition on the technological

00:33:27.619 --> 00:33:32.079
singularity. That's a blanket term, essentially.

00:33:32.970 --> 00:33:35.609
Some people consider the technological singularity

00:33:35.609 --> 00:33:38.970
as when humanity just merges with technology,

00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:42.970
which some people – but even that's vague and

00:33:42.970 --> 00:33:44.650
up to interpretation. Where do you draw that

00:33:44.650 --> 00:33:46.910
line? Some people argue that we've already done

00:33:46.910 --> 00:33:48.869
that because like Tyler, we're all constantly

00:33:48.869 --> 00:33:52.109
looking at our phones. And like nanotechnology

00:33:52.109 --> 00:33:55.789
is essentially just – I am putting this blatantly.

00:33:56.029 --> 00:33:58.250
It's not like this at all, but it's like you

00:33:58.250 --> 00:34:00.769
essentially have a smartphone in your head. But

00:34:00.769 --> 00:34:03.529
realistically – essentially what it could mean

00:34:03.529 --> 00:34:05.950
is that your cognition your mental capabilities

00:34:05.950 --> 00:34:11.469
and your your ability to um attach one neuron

00:34:11.469 --> 00:34:13.789
or connect one neuron to the other and be able

00:34:13.789 --> 00:34:15.889
to form more coherent thoughts and pull from

00:34:15.889 --> 00:34:18.050
your memory quicker they believe that that's

00:34:18.050 --> 00:34:21.269
going to be increased by 10 000 times when the

00:34:21.269 --> 00:34:23.849
singularity fully occurs which is going to be

00:34:23.849 --> 00:34:26.559
like At that point, you're all just. Like you

00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:28.960
have AI like. Yeah, you're all just supercomputers.

00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:30.559
Supplemented into your brain. You're all. No,

00:34:30.659 --> 00:34:32.900
it's not even necessarily AI. It's just that

00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:58.460
you have. Immortality. There's literally immortality.

00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.760
Obviously, if you still get shot in the fucking

00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:03.099
throat or something. No, but you can make like

00:35:03.099 --> 00:35:05.980
stem cells that can just instantly regrow. You

00:35:05.980 --> 00:35:09.260
get shot, just instantly regrow your body. Well,

00:35:09.300 --> 00:35:10.860
that's when you get into the philosophical stuff

00:35:10.860 --> 00:35:15.480
of like if you die, but then we reconstruct your

00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:21.230
brain. Neuron for neuron. Yeah. does your consciousness

00:35:21.230 --> 00:35:24.630
come back or does someone with all your memories

00:35:24.630 --> 00:35:27.110
but a completely separate entity come back and

00:35:27.110 --> 00:35:28.989
that's where shit gets weird because we still

00:35:28.989 --> 00:35:31.050
don't totally understand that well are you taking

00:35:31.050 --> 00:35:33.809
my physical brain or you're like making it 3d

00:35:33.809 --> 00:35:36.690
printing it like synthetically well at the end

00:35:36.690 --> 00:35:38.510
of the day it wouldn't matter if on an atomic

00:35:38.510 --> 00:35:41.710
level it's the same that's what i'm saying so

00:35:41.710 --> 00:35:45.940
but two two twins have the same brain But they're

00:35:45.940 --> 00:35:48.900
different brains. Not like on the atomic level.

00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:51.179
Sure, the genetic code that tells you. Atomically,

00:35:51.179 --> 00:35:54.079
yeah. The genetics and the atoms are the same.

00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.280
I'm still here, by the way. Yes, yes you are.

00:35:56.420 --> 00:35:58.119
But you can contribute. Did you learn anything

00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:01.360
about quantum physics, Tyler? I went to Waterfleet

00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:07.179
High School. We barely had math. DNA is just

00:36:07.179 --> 00:36:09.900
instructions for your body of how to build itself.

00:36:10.619 --> 00:36:13.739
So on a truly atomic level, like you are going

00:36:13.739 --> 00:36:15.960
to have cells and stuff that are in slightly

00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:18.019
different places from one another that just fall

00:36:18.019 --> 00:36:22.320
in line in a different place. Sure, the genetic

00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.039
code that, like the formula that you were built

00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:27.360
with is the same, but you don't, there's still

00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:31.239
room for variation within that. Like if, when

00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:33.880
we're twins, I'm going to experience different

00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:35.719
things. I'm going to make different memories.

00:36:37.309 --> 00:36:39.349
There could be one twin that eats a shitload

00:36:39.349 --> 00:36:41.269
of food and gets super fat, and then the other

00:36:41.269 --> 00:36:43.070
one... Could be, but when it starts, they're

00:36:43.070 --> 00:36:45.449
the same, is what I mean. But yeah, but we're

00:36:45.449 --> 00:36:47.250
not talking about when it starts. We're talking

00:36:47.250 --> 00:36:49.090
about if you get shot in the head and they 3D

00:36:49.090 --> 00:36:51.869
print your last backup of your brain. Is that

00:36:51.869 --> 00:36:53.849
bringing you back, or is that bringing someone

00:36:53.849 --> 00:36:56.610
with Casey's memories that's going to act like

00:36:56.610 --> 00:36:58.590
Casey and behave like Casey, but you actually

00:36:58.590 --> 00:37:01.730
died? I think I would actually die. If I had

00:37:01.730 --> 00:37:04.050
a soul. The medical condition that fucking fascinates

00:37:04.050 --> 00:37:07.320
me the most, but I haven't, um... I can't remember

00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.300
the name for it. It's got a name, but it's essentially

00:37:09.300 --> 00:37:12.219
when the two halves of your brain don't have

00:37:12.219 --> 00:37:15.500
any cohesive connection to one another. And,

00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:18.599
um, one of the people at the place I work actually

00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:20.760
had a patient with that and it was very weird.

00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:22.239
And I was just thinking about that to myself.

00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.800
I'm like, how does that fucking work? If your

00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.900
prefrontal cortex, which contains essentially

00:37:26.900 --> 00:37:30.940
your personality split into two halves, is there

00:37:30.940 --> 00:37:33.400
two consciousnesses within that body? And there's

00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:36.860
no, you can't really get like a, a clear answer

00:37:36.860 --> 00:37:39.219
on that. Because even if you were, let's say

00:37:39.219 --> 00:37:42.360
that you have this, for lack of a better term,

00:37:42.380 --> 00:37:47.380
bifurcated brain, you might not necessarily be

00:37:47.380 --> 00:37:49.539
aware that there's another consciousness in there.

00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.599
Because one side of the brain is going to have

00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:54.260
primary control over certain extremities and

00:37:54.260 --> 00:37:57.119
speech, and other one's going to have control

00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.420
over other things that might not be able to outwardly

00:38:00.420 --> 00:38:02.780
make itself known as a consciousness. It's fucking

00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:05.539
weird. But that condition actually exists, which

00:38:05.539 --> 00:38:10.300
blows my fucking mind. That's just, I'm sure

00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:14.159
it blows their mind too. But yeah, like it's

00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:16.719
just, it's fucking weird. like i can't imagine

00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:18.639
just being able like okay i can move my left

00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.400
arm and my left leg but i gotta wait for the

00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:22.980
right side of my fucking brain to be like oh

00:38:22.980 --> 00:38:25.320
shit we're walking okay up got you all right

00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:27.880
right foot i guess that would be different than

00:38:27.880 --> 00:38:30.920
uh like borderline personality disorder we just

00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:33.920
have split personalities right well i mean it

00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:36.800
does beg to the question of like does the person

00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:41.039
that i it doesn't but like Does one personality,

00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:43.760
like, does one half of the brain occasionally

00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:45.619
have access to the speech? I don't know. Let's

00:38:45.619 --> 00:38:51.059
ask Kyle. He's got those. But, yeah, it's very,

00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.400
very bizarre. All right. That's enough philosophical

00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:56.320
talk. We're losing Tyler. He's on the clock here,

00:38:56.360 --> 00:39:00.800
so. I've been gone, dude. You know you can contribute

00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:05.300
and talk, too. Wasn't a big fan of the conversation.

00:39:06.349 --> 00:39:08.730
Well, then ask questions. I got a question for

00:39:08.730 --> 00:39:12.170
you. I gave you a million dollars and you said

00:39:12.170 --> 00:39:15.110
you had to live in India for the rest of your

00:39:15.110 --> 00:39:17.170
life. Would you take the million dollars? No.

00:39:17.449 --> 00:39:20.130
No? A million dollars in the grand scheme of

00:39:20.130 --> 00:39:21.530
things ain't that much. I'm still going to have

00:39:21.530 --> 00:39:23.969
to work over there. Also, why would I want to

00:39:23.969 --> 00:39:26.010
live over there? I know. It's like the shithole

00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:28.510
of the earth. I don't even necessarily. You could

00:39:28.510 --> 00:39:30.929
offer me a million dollars to fucking live in,

00:39:30.989 --> 00:39:35.150
but I don't fucking know. France, and I'd still

00:39:35.150 --> 00:39:37.869
probably tell you no. Like, I don't want to uproot

00:39:37.869 --> 00:39:43.730
my life. I wouldn't. You get $2 ,000 a year just

00:39:43.730 --> 00:39:46.769
for living there. But you're already getting

00:39:46.769 --> 00:39:48.909
a million in the grand scheme of things. It's

00:39:48.909 --> 00:39:50.949
not that much money. Yeah, I know, but you could

00:39:50.949 --> 00:39:53.110
invest that million. You get paid to live in

00:39:53.110 --> 00:39:56.010
Alaska? Yeah, you get paid $2 ,000 to live in

00:39:56.010 --> 00:39:58.690
Alaska every year in your taxes. Why? Just because

00:39:58.690 --> 00:40:00.150
they want more people to live there. Do we get

00:40:00.150 --> 00:40:02.610
paid to live in New York? No, we have to pay

00:40:02.610 --> 00:40:03.769
to live in New York. That sounds like bribery,

00:40:03.889 --> 00:40:07.949
actually. It's a stipend for people to move to

00:40:07.949 --> 00:40:09.730
Alaska. I'm sorry, I gotta take a piss. I'll

00:40:09.730 --> 00:40:16.889
be right back. $2 ,000 a year? Yes. Sounds worth

00:40:16.889 --> 00:40:21.929
it to me! It's dark half the year. It's dark

00:40:21.929 --> 00:40:24.289
half the year and it's sunny half the year. And

00:40:24.289 --> 00:40:29.320
there's no in -between. Yeah, yeah. You're right

00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:31.340
there, Chief? No. All right, let's take a break.

00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:46.820
We'll be back. Let's go! Welcome back. Total

00:40:46.820 --> 00:40:51.639
podcast. Dan's here. Welcome. Episode 113. Had

00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:54.219
to whoop your ass at some badminton, huh? Yeah.

00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:57.800
Nah, we were winners by four foot. Oh, it's the

00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:01.380
downfall of Donald Trump. The downfall of Donald

00:41:01.380 --> 00:41:04.079
Trump. I love it. Let's fucking talk about this

00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:06.420
downfall. Yeah, half his fucking supporters are

00:41:06.420 --> 00:41:09.800
gone. And he said good riddance. He said if you

00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.980
don't support, if you're still stuck up on Epstein,

00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:16.619
good riddance. What do you think, Dan? Good riddance?

00:41:16.619 --> 00:41:19.219
Are you saying good riddance to MAGA? Dude, I'm

00:41:19.219 --> 00:41:21.420
stepping away from politics. I'm getting sick

00:41:21.420 --> 00:41:24.409
of it. That's what Tyler said. That's what Tyler

00:41:24.409 --> 00:41:27.809
said. How convenient. Yeah. Well, no, dude, it's

00:41:27.809 --> 00:41:30.829
true because here's the thing. It's like no matter

00:41:30.829 --> 00:41:35.449
who you vote for, it always ends up being like

00:41:35.449 --> 00:41:37.610
they can't do anything. You know, that sounds

00:41:37.610 --> 00:41:40.309
like what I said when my party was a complete

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:43.710
joke too. Yeah. It's like no matter what, nothing

00:41:43.710 --> 00:41:49.150
can get done. Ridiculous. So now all of a sudden

00:41:49.150 --> 00:41:50.809
we can't release the Epstein shit even though

00:41:50.809 --> 00:41:53.469
he ran on that. And it's like, bro, okay, look,

00:41:53.570 --> 00:41:56.489
you got to choose what the people voted for or

00:41:56.489 --> 00:41:59.190
Israel. You can't have both. So you want to fucking

00:41:59.190 --> 00:42:03.150
smooch Israel's dick? No, we're doing both. Kiss

00:42:03.150 --> 00:42:04.610
their little fucking dickhead or you want to

00:42:04.610 --> 00:42:05.829
help the American people? What do you want to

00:42:05.829 --> 00:42:08.650
do? Israel just attacked Syria two days ago.

00:42:08.769 --> 00:42:12.750
You know, there's an old saying, right? If you're

00:42:12.750 --> 00:42:14.170
walking down the street and you meet an asshole,

00:42:14.349 --> 00:42:16.289
you met an asshole. If you're walking down the

00:42:16.289 --> 00:42:18.489
street and you meet 10 assholes, you're the asshole.

00:42:18.989 --> 00:42:21.670
right so like why does israel have a problem

00:42:21.670 --> 00:42:24.469
with literally everyone like what the fuck is

00:42:24.469 --> 00:42:25.949
that about they just attacked another country

00:42:25.949 --> 00:42:30.010
this week like i'm getting i'm getting israel

00:42:30.010 --> 00:42:33.269
fatigue right it's like i'm getting sick of their

00:42:33.269 --> 00:42:35.909
bullshit like i've stood up for them enough where

00:42:35.909 --> 00:42:37.690
it's like oh they're our ally they're our ally

00:42:37.690 --> 00:42:40.150
they're our ally but it's like when you you have

00:42:40.150 --> 00:42:44.210
a fucking problem with everyone maybe just fucking

00:42:44.210 --> 00:42:47.280
maybe You're the fucking problem. You know what

00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:50.099
Israel reminds me of? It reminds me of that really

00:42:50.099 --> 00:42:52.079
small kid in high school that just wanted to

00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.980
pick fights with everybody. You think that's

00:42:54.980 --> 00:42:57.340
what it is? It's like the really small kid that

00:42:57.340 --> 00:43:01.400
had a big guy that backed him up sometimes. An

00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:03.719
older brother. Like an older brother type guy.

00:43:04.019 --> 00:43:07.559
He would always be like, I'll fucking fight you.

00:43:07.619 --> 00:43:09.059
Then he'd fight him and his big brother would

00:43:09.059 --> 00:43:12.579
come in and clean up his mess type thing. That's

00:43:12.579 --> 00:43:16.340
what Israel reminds me of. He's like, Oh, I got

00:43:16.340 --> 00:43:18.079
a big talk. I got a big brother that'll back

00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.619
me up type thing. But Dan, do you just fuck with

00:43:20.619 --> 00:43:22.780
everyone? Yeah. Yeah. Dan, do you realize the

00:43:22.780 --> 00:43:26.199
Republican Party voted unanimously not to release

00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:28.559
the list? Yeah, dude. Guess what? I'm not a Republican,

00:43:28.699 --> 00:43:31.440
Casey. Oh, well, that's good. I voted for Donald

00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.500
Trump. Okay. I had to register as a Republican

00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:35.460
to vote for Donald Trump. I'm not a Republican.

00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:38.739
I never claimed to be a Republican. All right.

00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:41.880
It's see, here's the thing. All right. With Republicans

00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:43.940
is you can have a differing opinion, right? Like

00:43:43.940 --> 00:43:46.760
Tucker Carlson. He walks into the UFC fights

00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:48.920
with Donald Trump, and then when he doesn't agree

00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:50.679
with him about something, he calls it out publicly.

00:43:51.500 --> 00:43:53.699
He's like, yeah, I don't agree with him not releasing

00:43:53.699 --> 00:43:55.260
the Epstein stuff and his support of Israel.

00:43:55.460 --> 00:43:58.219
So you're on Elon's side? He walks into UFC with

00:43:58.219 --> 00:44:00.320
this guy, and he can say to him, hey, I don't

00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:02.139
agree with that. I think that's bullshit. I think

00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:03.400
that's kind of ridiculous. That's not what I

00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:05.739
voted for. That's the difference between Republicans

00:44:05.739 --> 00:44:09.679
and Democrats. No, that sounds like exactly what

00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:12.059
I said when my side was losing. No, Democrats

00:44:12.059 --> 00:44:15.000
can't have... A differing opinion. That sounds

00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:16.940
familiar. The left can't have a differing opinion.

00:44:17.079 --> 00:44:19.980
The right can. That's the difference. And that's

00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:22.320
why I voted for the right. A differing opinion.

00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.179
I think that's not a blanket statement you can

00:44:24.179 --> 00:44:26.480
assign to either party, though. That's true for

00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:29.000
both sides. Hey, listen, where'd you come from?

00:44:29.139 --> 00:44:31.400
That sounds like what I said. Get on back, baby.

00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:34.179
That sounds like what I said. We should all bring

00:44:34.179 --> 00:44:36.460
popcorn every single week. I'll do this every

00:44:36.460 --> 00:44:39.380
week. This is a great idea. Our listeners are

00:44:39.380 --> 00:44:42.199
going to hate it. I'll get a bigger bowl. Fuck

00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:45.230
them. That sounds like what I said every week

00:44:45.230 --> 00:44:47.389
when Joe Biden was president and he was going

00:44:47.389 --> 00:44:49.929
through his fucking Alzheimer's shit and doing

00:44:49.929 --> 00:44:53.269
all his gaffes. I was like, oh, I don't really

00:44:53.269 --> 00:44:56.289
care about this shit anymore. I'm not a Democrat.

00:44:57.630 --> 00:45:01.849
Yeah. So you know what, dude? Will I say that

00:45:01.849 --> 00:45:06.369
it's not turning out exactly like I hoped? Yes,

00:45:06.570 --> 00:45:09.130
I will. But there's still people in the party

00:45:09.130 --> 00:45:14.079
that I'm 100 % for. Tulsi Gabbard. RFK Jr. I'm

00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:18.059
all about her. I'm all about him. JD Vance, yeah.

00:45:18.460 --> 00:45:21.739
Not that I'm against Trump, but he's really fucking

00:45:21.739 --> 00:45:24.159
smooching Israel's deck, dude. I would be significantly

00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:27.119
happier. But you don't think JD Vance is going

00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:30.420
to do the same exact fucking thing? No. You don't

00:45:30.420 --> 00:45:33.119
think he's going to fund Israel? I don't know.

00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:37.840
Do you disagree with Trump funding Ukraine now,

00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:40.980
by the way? Do I disagree with it? No. No, I

00:45:40.980 --> 00:45:43.960
agree with it. You agree with it? Yeah. But when

00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:47.159
he was arguing with Zelensky, did you agree with

00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:50.380
it? Did I agree with him arguing with Zelensky?

00:45:50.420 --> 00:45:54.159
Yeah, I did. Yep. But you weren't for it when

00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:56.500
he was arguing with Zelensky. You were on Trump's

00:45:56.500 --> 00:45:58.840
side, right? No, man, because situations are

00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:02.920
dynamic, right? And Russia just decided to completely

00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:07.440
ignore any peace talks. They won't even comply

00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.659
at all. They did. Yeah. They just keep bombing

00:46:09.659 --> 00:46:12.260
people. Yeah. So it's like, okay, dude, like

00:46:12.260 --> 00:46:14.679
every, the whole world is trying to fucking end

00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:17.599
this. All right. Everybody's against you except

00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:20.380
China and Iran. It's like, you think you might

00:46:20.380 --> 00:46:23.800
want to fucking stop? Like, did that ever cross

00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:25.579
your fucking mind? Well, that's what he should

00:46:25.579 --> 00:46:28.019
have done from the start. If he said, I'm going

00:46:28.019 --> 00:46:30.320
to do it on day one, he should have said, we're

00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:33.329
going, we're going to make this happen on. you

00:46:33.329 --> 00:46:36.130
know, day one, give them ultimatum. Yeah. See,

00:46:36.869 --> 00:46:39.170
it's a complicated situation because the U .S.

00:46:39.170 --> 00:46:41.389
set the whole thing up. Yeah. And then you had

00:46:41.389 --> 00:46:43.090
a change of administrations that's like, okay,

00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:45.070
this isn't going to happen anymore. You already

00:46:45.070 --> 00:46:48.409
got the train going. The United States got all

00:46:48.409 --> 00:46:51.010
that momentum going in that fucking train, and

00:46:51.010 --> 00:46:53.230
then one administration can't come and pull the

00:46:53.230 --> 00:46:55.469
fucking brake and expect it to stop. You can't

00:46:55.469 --> 00:46:57.449
slow it down, dude. You can't slow it down that

00:46:57.449 --> 00:47:00.320
quick. We just stopped trading with Russia. Would

00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:02.679
that just cut them off of all supplies? No, I

00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:04.539
think they'd just go to China. I think it would

00:47:04.539 --> 00:47:07.699
just help China. We're still getting oil from

00:47:07.699 --> 00:47:10.619
Russia. Yeah, China's not happy with Putin either.

00:47:10.619 --> 00:47:13.639
I still think we should drill Alaska. I think

00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:18.519
we are, aren't we? Really? Not most of it. Most

00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:21.199
of it is protected. He don't kill himself? Yeah.

00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.340
He don't kill himself? Don't? Is that what I

00:47:25.340 --> 00:47:30.940
wrote? This is in the past. What am I reading

00:47:30.940 --> 00:47:38.099
right now? Yeah, man. Look, I'm... Yeah. The

00:47:38.099 --> 00:47:40.739
whole thing's kind of fucked. I didn't think

00:47:40.739 --> 00:47:42.639
that we were going to have an Israel dick smooching

00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:46.880
president. I love Israel, dude. I love Israel.

00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:51.800
Israel, they're our homeboys, but... Why do you

00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:54.559
love Israel? Let's talk about that. They're my

00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:58.320
Mediterranean homies. Their women are beautiful?

00:47:59.099 --> 00:48:01.739
Yeah, women are beautiful. I understand liking

00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:05.099
the people of Israel, right? But do you support

00:48:05.099 --> 00:48:08.780
Israeli, the government's actions? No, I don't

00:48:08.780 --> 00:48:10.980
agree with that. I could say some things about

00:48:10.980 --> 00:48:13.300
Israel, but I don't want this podcast to get

00:48:13.300 --> 00:48:14.639
canceled. It's not about the people, though.

00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:16.119
It's about what the government is doing. What

00:48:16.119 --> 00:48:21.539
does that mean? I want to know now. I've never

00:48:21.539 --> 00:48:24.559
been a really big fan of Israel. Does this have

00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:27.900
to do with your heritage? You could say that,

00:48:27.940 --> 00:48:31.059
I guess. He looks down at his Phineas and Ferb

00:48:31.059 --> 00:48:38.760
t -shirt. I guess you could say that. As a Catholic,

00:48:38.820 --> 00:48:42.639
I don't really care about the Jews that much.

00:48:43.289 --> 00:48:45.909
Oh, dear Christ. Yeah, but I don't understand

00:48:45.909 --> 00:48:48.590
why so many Christians in America do. Because

00:48:48.590 --> 00:48:52.309
they see him as our brother. I get the spike

00:48:52.309 --> 00:48:54.829
in there so we can cut that bit out. They say

00:48:54.829 --> 00:48:59.989
that they're our brothers, even though most Jews

00:48:59.989 --> 00:49:02.869
hate Christians. They're just like, these guys

00:49:02.869 --> 00:49:05.989
are stupid. Like how most Christians see Muslims

00:49:05.989 --> 00:49:08.230
and they're like, they're stupid. Basically,

00:49:09.010 --> 00:49:11.070
they don't believe that Jesus died on the cross

00:49:11.070 --> 00:49:14.800
for us. And was God. I don't believe that either,

00:49:14.900 --> 00:49:18.659
Tyler. But yeah, they're the ones that killed

00:49:18.659 --> 00:49:21.739
him. So I kind of never forgave the Israelis

00:49:21.739 --> 00:49:25.400
for that one. Do you forgive me, Tyler, for being

00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:30.239
atheist? No. Oh, damn. I thought that was all

00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:33.099
about what Jesus Christ was about, was forgiveness.

00:49:33.400 --> 00:49:36.719
Jesus was the perfect person to ever exist. I

00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:42.539
am not. Okay. I like that. Fair enough. Tyler's

00:49:42.539 --> 00:49:44.599
not handing out forgiveness and grace. I try

00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:47.300
to. The thing is, I try to as a Catholic, but

00:49:47.300 --> 00:49:50.719
I also am a very angry person. If there's somebody

00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.519
who's going to make me believe in Jesus Christ,

00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:54.559
Tyler, I don't mean this to sound offensive.

00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:59.039
I don't think you're going to yell at me. But

00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:01.579
what about this? We don't talk about that. He's

00:50:01.579 --> 00:50:08.179
real, okay? Okay? Shut up. I don't care about

00:50:08.179 --> 00:50:11.539
your fucking universe, Ally Mac. He's on the

00:50:11.539 --> 00:50:14.219
cross, you son of a bitch. Your space shit doesn't

00:50:14.219 --> 00:50:15.860
fucking matter in the grand scheme of things.

00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:18.179
Tyler actually does a good job about expressing

00:50:18.179 --> 00:50:22.300
his side. And I think if I was going to be convinced

00:50:22.300 --> 00:50:25.000
about religious shit, I would have to be convinced

00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:28.239
by Tyler. Well, I appreciate that, at least.

00:50:28.699 --> 00:50:32.000
You have Casey's eternity in your hands, Tyler.

00:50:32.179 --> 00:50:34.460
Just so you know that. We'll save his soul one

00:50:34.460 --> 00:50:37.219
day. Yeah, one day. Probably not Casey, but...

00:50:37.219 --> 00:50:38.900
Dan, do you actually believe that there is a

00:50:38.900 --> 00:50:42.809
God? I think my opinion has changed over the

00:50:42.809 --> 00:50:46.510
years. I used to be scared that there was, like,

00:50:46.550 --> 00:50:49.469
scared into believing in God, like, through my,

00:50:49.570 --> 00:50:53.230
you know, parents' religion. But... Damn, doesn't

00:50:53.230 --> 00:50:55.369
even name it. What's that? Said you don't even

00:50:55.369 --> 00:50:57.550
say the name of it, just my parents' religion.

00:50:58.170 --> 00:51:00.989
Well, it's not my religion, so... The religion

00:51:00.989 --> 00:51:04.829
I was raised in. But, um... Fuck yeah. Um...

00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:06.840
Fuck yeah, they don't even deserve being spoken

00:51:06.840 --> 00:51:09.599
about. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. No, no. Dude,

00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:14.880
it has its good things, right? The sense of community,

00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:21.440
stuff like that. But the strict doomsday cult

00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:28.219
shit is over the top. But I think God, or your

00:51:28.219 --> 00:51:32.019
definition of God, I think is in all things.

00:51:32.650 --> 00:51:34.789
Right. That's literally what God is. It's present

00:51:34.789 --> 00:51:37.230
everywhere. Yes. It's in this room right now.

00:51:37.510 --> 00:51:40.489
Right. In everything. It's present in each and

00:51:40.489 --> 00:51:43.190
every one of us. We think like in terms of like

00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:45.670
human consciousness. Right. Like, oh, God must

00:51:45.670 --> 00:51:48.309
have consciousness. And it's like God is beyond.

00:51:48.489 --> 00:51:50.329
No, this is a different definition of intelligence.

00:51:50.849 --> 00:51:54.690
Right. This is omnipresent. Right. Right. That's

00:51:54.690 --> 00:51:56.230
a good way. Good way to put it. That's literally

00:51:56.230 --> 00:51:58.750
what it's called. It's called omnipresence. Really?

00:51:58.849 --> 00:52:03.530
Yes. Yeah. And it's like. just god's energy it's

00:52:03.530 --> 00:52:07.349
not a him it's not a her it's beyond our understanding

00:52:07.349 --> 00:52:10.110
as humans in scripture it says that god is beyond

00:52:10.110 --> 00:52:14.010
any of our comprehensions and he was put in the

00:52:14.010 --> 00:52:17.190
human form in jesus to basically give us like

00:52:17.190 --> 00:52:20.219
a a vessel that we can go through type thing

00:52:20.219 --> 00:52:23.940
because Jesus is God and human at the same time,

00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:28.280
but he's in God's, but God is in the, like the

00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:31.860
human body of Jesus. When Jesus died, he, and

00:52:31.860 --> 00:52:35.300
he ascended into heaven. Um, he, the Trinity

00:52:35.300 --> 00:52:38.780
is one of the hardest things to, to, to, to talk

00:52:38.780 --> 00:52:41.860
about with, with religion because even biblical

00:52:41.860 --> 00:52:45.900
scholars are, have a difficult time. We, we know

00:52:45.900 --> 00:52:49.050
what it is, but it's hard to, understand slash

00:52:49.050 --> 00:52:51.369
explain what the whole tranny is because but

00:52:51.369 --> 00:52:54.750
the best way i can describe the tranny is god

00:52:54.750 --> 00:52:58.889
the father aka the the the top of the tranny

00:52:58.889 --> 00:53:04.289
god the father is the omnipresent like energy

00:53:04.289 --> 00:53:08.670
of god it's just that like something so incomprehensible

00:53:08.670 --> 00:53:11.730
that we don't even understand what it is it's

00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:14.510
so incomprehensible that like as a human you

00:53:14.510 --> 00:53:19.820
can't comprehend god jesus The Son is God in

00:53:19.820 --> 00:53:22.800
human form, a form that we can understand, a

00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:26.500
form that we are able to know what Jesus looked

00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:29.679
like. He was a man. He was here on earth. It

00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.460
was also his vessel to understand humans better.

00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:36.000
I feel like when he became Jesus as God and man,

00:53:36.179 --> 00:53:39.019
he became Jesus so he could understand humans

00:53:39.019 --> 00:53:42.920
better. Because it wasn't that... He wasn't omnipresent,

00:53:42.980 --> 00:53:46.000
but in order to be omnipresent, you have to feel

00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:49.340
the human experience. And I think that in order

00:53:49.340 --> 00:53:52.199
to understand his creation, he became part of

00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:54.699
his creation to understand it better. He had

00:53:54.699 --> 00:53:56.820
a mission, obviously, when he was down here,

00:53:56.920 --> 00:54:00.340
and he died on the cross for it. But I feel like

00:54:00.340 --> 00:54:03.800
God the Son is the human aspect of God. Because

00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:05.460
I feel like there's the omnipresence, which is

00:54:05.460 --> 00:54:07.760
God the Father. God the Son, which is the human

00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:11.530
aspect of God. God the Holy Spirit is the soul

00:54:11.530 --> 00:54:15.250
of God. It's the spiritual aspect of God because

00:54:15.250 --> 00:54:17.889
there's the omnipresent, the human aspect, and

00:54:17.889 --> 00:54:23.110
the soul. And I feel like in a weird way, we're

00:54:23.110 --> 00:54:25.829
all in that trinity. We have a human part. We

00:54:25.829 --> 00:54:29.969
have a soul. But the reason why we're not God

00:54:29.969 --> 00:54:31.710
is because we don't have that omnipresent part.

00:54:32.150 --> 00:54:35.090
Tyler, did you know Mary got pregnant when she

00:54:35.090 --> 00:54:39.409
was 14? Yes. So God got her pregnant, right?

00:54:39.489 --> 00:54:42.389
Does that mean God's a pedophile? Back then,

00:54:42.489 --> 00:54:44.809
fucking people got pregnant at 12. They died

00:54:44.809 --> 00:54:46.869
at fucking 30. Oh, so it's no different than

00:54:46.869 --> 00:54:48.929
Muhammad then, right? Muhammad buried his sixth

00:54:48.929 --> 00:54:53.960
child. Jeez. No, I'm just saying God's a... God

00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:56.179
the child molester. I just want to hear the answer

00:54:56.179 --> 00:54:58.099
to the question everybody wants to ask here.

00:54:58.139 --> 00:54:59.940
I was going to say something really fucked up.

00:54:59.940 --> 00:55:02.980
I'm going to say it off the air. Okay. I just

00:55:02.980 --> 00:55:04.579
want to know the answer to the question everybody's

00:55:04.579 --> 00:55:06.739
asking here. What does the Trinity think about

00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:11.519
the Epstein files? I think that God is a proponent

00:55:11.519 --> 00:55:14.039
of free will. Even though he can't control it,

00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:17.960
he's disappointed in it. Because that's another

00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:20.539
thing is that free will is a big thing that people

00:55:20.539 --> 00:55:23.480
like to argue against with. with Christianity

00:55:23.480 --> 00:55:26.719
as a whole, they're like, if God real, why bad

00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:30.380
thing happen? It's like, well, if God real, why,

00:55:30.539 --> 00:55:33.079
why bad thing happen? Well, bad thing happen

00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:36.099
because if Jesus was the president, would he

00:55:36.099 --> 00:55:38.619
release the Epstein documents? I feel like if

00:55:38.619 --> 00:55:40.260
Jesus was the president, the world would be a

00:55:40.260 --> 00:55:44.159
lot better place. You're right. Epstein's Island

00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:46.079
would have just been another Island. Fantastic.

00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.780
Vacation getaway, perhaps. Maybe. Dude, Little

00:55:49.780 --> 00:55:51.460
St. James Island looks like it would actually

00:55:51.460 --> 00:55:53.460
be really nice to go to if it didn't have such

00:55:53.460 --> 00:55:55.320
a horrifying history. Yeah, if you weren't fucking

00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:57.840
kids. But did you see how they just edited out

00:55:57.840 --> 00:56:00.460
like a whole four minutes of the Epstein footage

00:56:00.460 --> 00:56:02.019
and they were like, there you go, there's the

00:56:02.019 --> 00:56:03.699
footage. Yeah, they didn't even try to cover

00:56:03.699 --> 00:56:06.019
it. It was so clearly like it took like 10 minutes

00:56:06.019 --> 00:56:08.699
for people to debunk that it was put into video

00:56:08.699 --> 00:56:11.679
editing software several times and edited several

00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:14.159
times. It's like when somebody cheats a speed

00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:18.000
run. Yeah, video. The video of Epstein's cell

00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:21.440
block during the time he was supposed to have

00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.780
killed himself. And it's a camera angle that

00:56:24.780 --> 00:56:27.380
doesn't even show his cell, too. It's like a

00:56:27.380 --> 00:56:31.059
pretty irrelevant camera angle. And it's still

00:56:31.059 --> 00:56:33.239
fucking doctored. And it's like, see, guys, we're

00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:35.800
giving you what you want. It's like, no, actually,

00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:38.099
you're just fueling fire even more, you fucking

00:56:38.099 --> 00:56:41.139
clowns. An even weirder conspiracy theory I heard

00:56:41.139 --> 00:56:43.840
about this is that the person who killed Jeffrey

00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:47.659
Epstein thought he was doing a net good. Because

00:56:47.659 --> 00:56:52.579
this evil man was in the jail all by himself,

00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:56.800
couldn't defend himself. And just imagine having

00:56:56.800 --> 00:56:59.480
Hitler in a cell. And you're the one that's guarding

00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:03.760
Hitler. You could kill Hitler. But also, it's

00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:05.880
probably better to keep them alive so they can

00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:09.559
give up more evil people. However, you still

00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:11.880
have the option to kill Hitler. Isn't that guy

00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:14.219
a criminal, too? Like, what makes one criminal

00:57:14.219 --> 00:57:17.719
worse than the other? Well, one fucked a lot

00:57:17.719 --> 00:57:20.460
of kids. You don't know what the other guy is

00:57:20.460 --> 00:57:21.860
in for, though. Listen, Casey, I'm going to be

00:57:21.860 --> 00:57:25.760
perfectly clear here. I think a murderer... on

00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:29.920
the good to evil hierarchy, is higher than a

00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:32.559
fucking pedophile. Yeah, but... I think whoever

00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:34.699
killed Epstein knew exactly what they were doing,

00:57:34.739 --> 00:57:36.860
and they were tasked with doing so. I don't think

00:57:36.860 --> 00:57:39.019
it went that way at all. I think that... No,

00:57:39.019 --> 00:57:40.659
but, like, I'm just saying, like, in, like, a

00:57:40.659 --> 00:57:44.000
social experiment type way, if you had a chance

00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:47.500
to kill somebody who was an evil piece of shit

00:57:47.500 --> 00:57:49.519
like Hitler... But what if it was somebody that,

00:57:49.579 --> 00:57:52.219
like, killed one of your family members? Then

00:57:52.219 --> 00:57:55.590
you would think a murder was worse. Yeah, but

00:57:55.590 --> 00:57:58.389
could I kill that guy? I don't know. The whole

00:57:58.389 --> 00:58:01.030
fucking Batman thing where he's like, if you

00:58:01.030 --> 00:58:05.510
kill somebody that's a murderer, then there's

00:58:05.510 --> 00:58:08.030
an equal amount of murderers in the world. I'd

00:58:08.030 --> 00:58:11.829
be like, then kill a second person. Kill another

00:58:11.829 --> 00:58:13.730
murderer, because then guess what? Now there's

00:58:13.730 --> 00:58:17.039
one less murderer. Like, I never got that fucking

00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:19.219
whole thing. I also don't get the I don't kill

00:58:19.219 --> 00:58:22.079
people superhero fucking thing. Because I get

00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:23.500
that, like, in order to, like, they're trying

00:58:23.500 --> 00:58:26.280
to be morally just heroes. But I'm like, listen,

00:58:26.500 --> 00:58:29.380
especially for Batman. Fucking, you keep putting

00:58:29.380 --> 00:58:31.179
the Joker in prison and he keeps breaking out

00:58:31.179 --> 00:58:33.340
and murdering more people. I think if you just

00:58:33.340 --> 00:58:35.780
fucking killed the Joker, 90 % of the problems

00:58:35.780 --> 00:58:38.900
would be gone. Right. Like, hey, guess what?

00:58:39.059 --> 00:58:43.059
Dead offenders don't offend again. Type shit,

00:58:43.179 --> 00:58:46.820
you know? Type shit, yeah. But, like, the whole

00:58:46.820 --> 00:58:50.659
thing of, like, some people, I do believe that

00:58:50.659 --> 00:58:52.199
there are some people that are too far gone to

00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:56.199
be rehabilitated. Like, as controversial as a

00:58:56.199 --> 00:58:58.239
take as that is, there are some people who are

00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:01.260
too far gone to be rehabilitated. Donald Trump,

00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:04.900
for example. Columbine kids. If they didn't get

00:59:04.900 --> 00:59:07.639
gunned down, I feel like those guys are too far

00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:11.699
gone to rehabilitate. Fucking specific, like,

00:59:11.719 --> 00:59:13.500
actions. Like, I don't think there's actions

00:59:13.500 --> 00:59:16.099
you can do that you can just be a normal person

00:59:16.099 --> 00:59:18.800
after you do that. Like, these degenerates that

00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:20.860
are fucking school shooters, pedophiles, like,

00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:23.500
all these guys. Like, you don't just become a

00:59:23.500 --> 00:59:28.039
pedophile. Like, there's something wrong with

00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:33.199
you that we can't fix type thing. Like, and I

00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:35.179
don't know how you fucking would rehabilitate

00:59:35.179 --> 00:59:38.199
somebody who did something like that. Like there's

00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:39.980
some people that just you can't rehabilitate,

00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:42.059
which I think is what life sentences was supposed

00:59:42.059 --> 00:59:44.639
to be for people that you couldn't rehabilitate.

00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:46.099
You're just like they just need to be out of

00:59:46.099 --> 00:59:49.960
society. But I think the death penalty should

00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:54.539
still be a thing for certain crimes because also

00:59:54.539 --> 00:59:56.639
keeping them alive and just having them sit in

00:59:56.639 --> 00:59:59.119
a box and we have to pay for that box and everything

00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:02.039
guarding that box and everything feeding that

01:00:02.039 --> 01:00:04.679
person in the box. It's like we're wasting so

01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:07.320
much money on things that we would just. bang,

01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.420
dead. We pay more for prisoners than we pay for

01:00:10.420 --> 01:00:14.639
the homeless. Right. But if I was homeless, I'd

01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:17.460
probably just commit a crime. There's a whole

01:00:17.460 --> 01:00:18.500
bunch of homeless people that commit crimes.

01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:21.340
Yeah, they commit crimes in the wintertime specifically,

01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:24.219
so they can be in jail for the winter. They know

01:00:24.219 --> 01:00:26.460
what crimes to commit, so they'll be in jail

01:00:26.460 --> 01:00:28.900
for X amount of time for the winter, and then

01:00:28.900 --> 01:00:30.579
when springtime comes around, they get back out.

01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:33.219
That's ingenious. Yeah, they do that. There's

01:00:33.219 --> 01:00:35.139
a lot of homeless people that do that. If you

01:00:35.139 --> 01:00:38.960
go to a convenience store and you put the fake

01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:41.360
gun, which is your finger in your thing, you'd

01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:43.840
be like, I'm here to rob you. Call the police.

01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:46.860
And the police come and you're just like, it

01:00:46.860 --> 01:00:52.739
wasn't a gun. It was a fake gun. I heard that's

01:00:52.739 --> 01:00:54.840
a crime that they do a lot because it gives you

01:00:54.840 --> 01:00:58.579
a specific amount of time that's like the exact

01:00:58.579 --> 01:01:01.880
time of winter. for most places. So they just

01:01:01.880 --> 01:01:04.480
do that. Yeah. And if they put like half that

01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:07.159
brain power into like getting a job, you know,

01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:09.440
and like building a life. I feel like there's

01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:11.599
like people who just choose to be homeless. And

01:01:11.599 --> 01:01:13.619
I think all of us agree that there's people who

01:01:13.619 --> 01:01:15.480
just choose to be homeless. I think this goes

01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:17.900
back to the first episode, right? Are they happy

01:01:17.900 --> 01:01:24.039
though? Happy and homeless. Yeah. Sorry, I'm

01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:27.639
trying to come back here. Just fucking doing

01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:31.300
some stupid shit I have to quick. What do you

01:01:31.300 --> 01:01:33.860
think of Trump's new medical diagnosis, Casey?

01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:36.920
I think it was just a huge distraction. He has

01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:40.440
venous insufficiency. Yeah, so do 90 % of people

01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:43.179
over 70. Oh, do they? I don't even know. What

01:01:43.179 --> 01:01:46.179
is that? Let's report some medical information

01:01:46.179 --> 01:01:48.579
on Trump so we can distract from the fact that

01:01:48.579 --> 01:01:51.400
he's on the Epstein list. Right. And, you know,

01:01:51.559 --> 01:01:53.440
isn't releasing it. You think Trump can still

01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:57.639
get it up? I mean, I'm sure he could. You see

01:01:57.639 --> 01:02:00.760
Melania pushing him away when he was trying to

01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:04.900
kiss her. No. She was like, yeah. Dude, that's

01:02:04.900 --> 01:02:07.440
on your propaganda news network. My propaganda.

01:02:07.699 --> 01:02:12.980
My propaganda is not real life, Dan. PNN. Propaganda

01:02:12.980 --> 01:02:14.940
news network, dude, where they take one clip

01:02:14.940 --> 01:02:17.519
of a five minute video of like her arms just

01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:19.219
happen to be up like this. And it looks like

01:02:19.219 --> 01:02:20.739
like, dude, that's what they do. It's bullshit.

01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:23.920
What you were saying was propaganda six months

01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:27.739
ago is now real news. The only news source that's

01:02:27.739 --> 01:02:31.400
accurate is Infowars .com. The only one. Lately,

01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:34.380
dude, it's like Fox News is like shit now. So

01:02:34.380 --> 01:02:38.300
you believe six months ago that Trump was on

01:02:38.300 --> 01:02:40.900
the Epstein list? Did I believe that six months

01:02:40.900 --> 01:02:45.519
ago? No. Now I'm curious. Do you think 6ix9ine

01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:50.360
was on the Epstein list? No. Well, he actually

01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:53.800
did get charged with that. He did? Yeah, when

01:02:53.800 --> 01:02:55.820
he was like... I don't know, 20. He had like

01:02:55.820 --> 01:02:59.239
a 15 -year -old in his music video. Not on Epstein's

01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.579
Island. Stripping. I don't know. What did he

01:03:01.579 --> 01:03:05.340
get charged with? Like, you know, child exploitation

01:03:05.340 --> 01:03:07.920
or something. That's a bad one to have on your

01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:10.780
record. Yeah. That's like applying for jobs.

01:03:10.920 --> 01:03:14.260
It's like... Have you ever seen that guy that

01:03:14.260 --> 01:03:17.159
does the pranks where he goes up and asks about

01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:20.219
jobs like at Dollar Tree and shit? And he's like...

01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:22.800
Now, I'm wondering about getting a job here.

01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:27.119
I do have a dicey criminal record. I threw a

01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:31.480
potato off of an overpass and it hit an old lady's

01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:35.619
car. She swerved off the road and died. What

01:03:35.619 --> 01:03:39.179
was it? Would I say a potato? The potato was

01:03:39.179 --> 01:03:41.639
found to be not liable. The people are just sitting

01:03:41.639 --> 01:03:44.059
there nodding at the cash register. Dude, he's

01:03:44.059 --> 01:03:45.840
fucking hilarious. He's the one that does the

01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:50.269
mystery boxes. Ever seen him? He goes to pawn

01:03:50.269 --> 01:03:53.920
shops and he's like, I couldn't buy this. But

01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:56.239
I could give you this mystery box. It's a box

01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:58.159
with a big question mark on it. It's always got

01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:00.440
like 500 bucks in it. But the dude's fucking

01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:02.599
hilarious. I'll have to look up what his name

01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:05.460
is. So just to interject here, 6ix9ine was charged

01:04:05.460 --> 01:04:08.420
with racketeering, firearms offenses, narcotics

01:04:08.420 --> 01:04:12.480
trafficking, and use of a child in a sexual performance.

01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:15.380
Use of a child? Use of a child? I feel like there's

01:04:15.380 --> 01:04:18.059
a lot of ways to use a child that aren't like

01:04:18.059 --> 01:04:22.239
fucked up like that. Yeah. Hauling bricks. Doing

01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:27.139
concrete work. Child labor. That's so vague.

01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:32.300
If you do child labor, like you hire a 14 -year

01:04:32.300 --> 01:04:37.260
-old to do some bricklaying for you, is that

01:04:37.260 --> 01:04:39.599
considered child labor? Or is that just considered

01:04:39.599 --> 01:04:42.039
making a 14 -year -old making some money? I think

01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:43.780
it depends on how hard you work them. No, you

01:04:43.780 --> 01:04:45.699
can start working when you're 14. I thought it

01:04:45.699 --> 01:04:49.059
was 16. No, you can get... Because I wasn't able

01:04:49.059 --> 01:04:52.320
to get my working paper until I was 16. Oh, you're

01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:54.579
allowed to when you're 14. Depends on how hard

01:04:54.579 --> 01:04:57.360
you whip them. That's what makes it bad or not.

01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:01.280
Exactly. As Dan said. Because we had that co

01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:04.820
-worker that was, you know, wasn't he 17 when

01:05:04.820 --> 01:05:10.119
he started? Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, at our ambulance

01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:13.559
employer. No. Yeah. 17? Okay, he was 17. He could

01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:16.099
only work till midnight. Get the fuck out of

01:05:16.099 --> 01:05:20.219
here. He was not able to be on like duty. After

01:05:20.219 --> 01:05:22.260
midnight. I've never heard of that. What's that?

01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:25.760
Our 17 year old friend who was hired at, at our

01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:29.539
employer. Yeah. And he was only able to work

01:05:29.539 --> 01:05:32.880
till midnight. And like, it was very, very important

01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:35.800
that he was not able to go past midnight. They

01:05:35.800 --> 01:05:37.780
hired him by accident. Cause he was the first

01:05:37.780 --> 01:05:40.280
class that went through the EMT class where you

01:05:40.280 --> 01:05:44.619
could be 17 and be it. Yeah. Which is so fucking

01:05:44.619 --> 01:05:46.739
weird that he was 17 while doing that. Yeah,

01:05:46.739 --> 01:05:48.840
the stipulation was if you become an EMT, you

01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:52.059
need to turn 18 within six months, which if you

01:05:52.059 --> 01:05:54.199
sign up for an EMT class when you're 17, you're

01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:57.500
going to be fine. Yeah. But yeah, the kid, that

01:05:57.500 --> 01:06:00.420
kid ended up becoming pretty good. Yeah, he's

01:06:00.420 --> 01:06:03.539
high up there now. Yeah. Good guy. Good friend

01:06:03.539 --> 01:06:06.780
of ours. Is he? Good guy. Good dude. Good friend

01:06:06.780 --> 01:06:09.119
of ours. He's coming to my wedding. God, I'm

01:06:09.119 --> 01:06:11.380
like fucking passing out right now. You're passing

01:06:11.380 --> 01:06:12.960
out. You know what it is? It's that fucking chair,

01:06:13.099 --> 01:06:16.619
dude. I figured that out. That's why you're always

01:06:16.619 --> 01:06:18.659
behind in jeopardy, bro. It's because that chair

01:06:18.659 --> 01:06:21.920
is so comfy. It makes you like start dozing off,

01:06:21.980 --> 01:06:23.920
dude. The medicine ball keeps you up. I think

01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:26.699
it's more that I took Adderall for the first

01:06:26.699 --> 01:06:29.760
time in forever and I'm having reciprocal effects

01:06:29.760 --> 01:06:32.139
of it. I've been super tired and sleepy all day.

01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:36.739
I think you're crashing, basically. No, I think

01:06:36.739 --> 01:06:39.610
I've been crashing all day. I don't feel any

01:06:39.610 --> 01:06:40.530
different right now. I think antidepressants

01:06:40.530 --> 01:06:43.250
are fucking fake. What? Antidepressants are fake.

01:06:43.610 --> 01:06:45.449
They have their uses. You think they're fake?

01:06:45.690 --> 01:06:46.869
Yeah, they're useless. I don't think they're

01:06:46.869 --> 01:06:49.489
fake. I don't think they're useless either. Dude,

01:06:49.710 --> 01:06:50.849
there's a lot of that going on. I think they

01:06:50.849 --> 01:06:53.969
have their uses is what I said. Yeah, like one

01:06:53.969 --> 01:06:55.449
of the uses is like when somebody's severely

01:06:55.449 --> 01:06:58.769
depressed. Yes, exactly. I don't think they're

01:06:58.769 --> 01:07:01.489
fake. I think they're fake. Ultimately, psychological

01:07:01.489 --> 01:07:04.070
trauma is the root of the depression. In most

01:07:04.070 --> 01:07:07.630
instances, not all. And that gets worked through

01:07:07.630 --> 01:07:09.789
with therapy. But if you're about to freaking

01:07:09.789 --> 01:07:14.010
send it to the forever box, you need some pharmacological

01:07:14.010 --> 01:07:16.969
help there to get you through there. I think

01:07:16.969 --> 01:07:21.469
SSRIs are bad. Yeah, I mean, I think you should

01:07:21.469 --> 01:07:23.409
try, like, people should try everything else

01:07:23.409 --> 01:07:26.989
first before SSRIs. I feel like SSRIs fuck you

01:07:26.989 --> 01:07:29.570
up more than permanently than people realize.

01:07:29.590 --> 01:07:32.650
Permanently? I feel like it rewires your brain.

01:07:33.469 --> 01:07:36.909
It does. Yeah. It actually works well. It actually

01:07:36.909 --> 01:07:40.030
works well. Yeah. I've seen it really help people

01:07:40.030 --> 01:07:43.050
like insanely. I've seen it really help myself.

01:07:43.289 --> 01:07:46.809
Yeah. Right. Like, you know, so dude, they get

01:07:46.809 --> 01:07:49.250
a bad rap. Look, I'm somebody that came from

01:07:49.250 --> 01:07:53.429
like the camp that only natural is best. Right.

01:07:53.570 --> 01:07:55.710
Everything's got to be done all naturally. I

01:07:55.710 --> 01:07:58.670
found out through a lot of hard work, like doing

01:07:58.670 --> 01:08:01.539
natural things. like trying my best that that's

01:08:01.539 --> 01:08:03.780
like not always the answer, dude. And a lot of

01:08:03.780 --> 01:08:05.880
times it's like, you need pharmacological intervention.

01:08:06.420 --> 01:08:08.460
Like at least if you want to live in like normal

01:08:08.460 --> 01:08:10.599
society, if you don't, if you just want to be

01:08:10.599 --> 01:08:12.480
a farmer, you don't need anything, you know?

01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:14.699
And that's what 90 % of our ancestors were. They

01:08:14.699 --> 01:08:16.979
were just fucking farmers. So if you want to

01:08:16.979 --> 01:08:19.140
be a functioning member of society though, and

01:08:19.140 --> 01:08:21.420
you have your issues, you have to work out. It's

01:08:21.420 --> 01:08:24.840
just like any other modern intervention, modern

01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:28.319
tool. It's a tool. It's, it's. Did I ever tell

01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:31.960
you guys about my autism theory? Oh, boy. No,

01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:36.119
let's hear it. So, you know how autism is becoming

01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:38.239
more and more prevalent? Oh, yeah. Throughout,

01:08:38.340 --> 01:08:40.819
like, everything. And everything's fucking autism

01:08:40.819 --> 01:08:47.220
now. Yeah. I think that there is forms of autism

01:08:47.220 --> 01:08:50.000
that are just, like, genuine autism. And I think

01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:52.279
that's what the severe cases of autism are, just

01:08:52.279 --> 01:08:56.840
genuine autism. I think we just keep diagnosing

01:08:56.840 --> 01:09:00.920
people who think different than boomers as autistic

01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:03.880
because most of the people who did all the research

01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:08.319
on autism and all this shit are like, hey, we're

01:09:08.319 --> 01:09:11.020
boomers and you don't think like us. You don't

01:09:11.020 --> 01:09:13.380
think exactly the way that all of us boomers

01:09:13.380 --> 01:09:17.180
think. yeah so you got a different brain so you

01:09:17.180 --> 01:09:19.880
have autism right but i think because it's just

01:09:19.880 --> 01:09:21.640
getting more and more prevalent i think because

01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:23.600
more and more people are just not thinking like

01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:25.939
boomers anymore they're like oh everybody has

01:09:25.939 --> 01:09:27.819
autism now it's just like no we just don't think

01:09:27.819 --> 01:09:29.659
like boomers right and you know what the thing

01:09:29.659 --> 01:09:31.760
that i'm thinking is that most of the boomers

01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:33.739
had actual autism and the most of the people

01:09:33.739 --> 01:09:38.250
now are just normal people with the niche likes

01:09:38.250 --> 01:09:40.250
that they have and the niche things like that.

01:09:40.329 --> 01:09:42.529
I think that's how people normally are, but I

01:09:42.529 --> 01:09:44.470
think boomers were just very boring and very

01:09:44.470 --> 01:09:46.909
weird people. So I think the boomers had the

01:09:46.909 --> 01:09:49.170
thing wrong with them because it looks like everybody

01:09:49.170 --> 01:09:51.729
else has autism. If everybody else has autism

01:09:51.729 --> 01:09:54.489
except your specific group, maybe you're the

01:09:54.489 --> 01:09:56.770
problem. Right, right. The other thing is that

01:09:56.770 --> 01:10:00.300
a psychologist... The other thing is that psychologists

01:10:00.300 --> 01:10:02.300
don't get paid unless they give a diagnosis.

01:10:02.699 --> 01:10:05.960
And they always go to the two of anxiety and

01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:07.680
depression. Those are the first two. But if you

01:10:07.680 --> 01:10:09.500
go back and you get medicated and you say, oh,

01:10:09.560 --> 01:10:11.819
man, this really isn't working with me, usually

01:10:11.819 --> 01:10:13.500
they're going to diagnose you as fucking autistic

01:10:13.500 --> 01:10:15.819
on top of it. That's just what they fucking do

01:10:15.819 --> 01:10:18.000
to get paid. And that's where a lot of the numbers

01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:19.819
inflation comes from. Don't get me wrong. A lot

01:10:19.819 --> 01:10:22.079
of those people are autistic, but a lot of the

01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:23.960
numbers are super fudged because of that. It's

01:10:23.960 --> 01:10:25.960
got to be billable. Dude, I think there's so

01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:31.229
many. environmental factors too that we're not

01:10:31.229 --> 01:10:32.930
taking into account we couldn't take into account

01:10:32.930 --> 01:10:35.909
because there's just too many microplastics microplastics

01:10:35.909 --> 01:10:38.409
the fucking synthetic estrogens and the plastic

01:10:38.409 --> 01:10:41.430
the fucking pesticides they use on fucking everything

01:10:41.430 --> 01:10:45.409
like 90 of what we eat is is wheat right like

01:10:45.409 --> 01:10:47.869
most people they eat pizza pasta pancakes bread

01:10:47.869 --> 01:10:50.350
of some form all day throughout the day right

01:10:50.350 --> 01:10:53.850
you mac and cheese right delicious so they they

01:10:53.850 --> 01:10:56.890
literally use this pesticide roundup You've probably

01:10:56.890 --> 01:10:59.470
seen it in the store, but that's what they use

01:10:59.470 --> 01:11:02.890
on wheat. But they use it to the point that they

01:11:02.890 --> 01:11:05.250
dry the wheat out with the chemical, which it

01:11:05.250 --> 01:11:07.229
was never designed for. It was supposed to be

01:11:07.229 --> 01:11:09.710
just lightly sprayed on the wheat to stop, you

01:11:09.710 --> 01:11:12.350
know, insects. Yeah. So it attacks their nervous

01:11:12.350 --> 01:11:15.170
system. So they said, oh, wow, when we spray

01:11:15.170 --> 01:11:18.229
a ton of this shit on this wheat, it dries it

01:11:18.229 --> 01:11:20.430
out and it gets it ready for harvest or not harvest.

01:11:20.470 --> 01:11:22.470
Yeah, harvest gets ready for harvest quicker.

01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:25.960
Dude, they're just drenching our food supply

01:11:25.960 --> 01:11:28.859
in these chemicals. Like to the point like hundreds

01:11:28.859 --> 01:11:31.539
of times what it was designed to be used for.

01:11:31.640 --> 01:11:34.479
And it's allowed. They allow it. I know what

01:11:34.479 --> 01:11:37.000
you're talking about. You ever see like Moderna

01:11:37.000 --> 01:11:40.699
or no? Moderna? Monsanto? Monsanto, yeah. They

01:11:40.699 --> 01:11:44.020
genetically alter crops so they're like 10 to

01:11:44.020 --> 01:11:46.699
100 times bigger than they should be. Right.

01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:48.359
And have like super strength properties. I mean,

01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:50.140
have you seen what bananas looked like before

01:11:50.140 --> 01:11:54.039
human cultivation of them? yeah so dude the thing

01:11:54.039 --> 01:11:57.880
with that is like if bananas were one -tenth

01:11:57.880 --> 01:12:00.699
the size of regular banana you would just eat

01:12:00.699 --> 01:12:04.180
10 of them so i that theory that oh well humans

01:12:04.180 --> 01:12:06.779
aren't supposed to eat you know that big of fruit

01:12:06.779 --> 01:12:09.739
and shit it's like no they just ate a lot more

01:12:09.739 --> 01:12:12.079
of them like you know what i mean no but like

01:12:12.079 --> 01:12:14.239
the thing is like how much like more seeds there

01:12:14.239 --> 01:12:16.399
were in it and shit like it was like a different

01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:18.939
like basically a whole different looking thing

01:12:18.939 --> 01:12:21.300
yeah like how watermelons used to be like the

01:12:21.300 --> 01:12:23.840
size of this fucking microphone instead of being

01:12:23.840 --> 01:12:26.680
watermelon sized it's like socially acceptable

01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:29.479
to be fat in the united states but not really

01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:33.350
anywhere else Yeah. That's not what we were talking

01:12:33.350 --> 01:12:37.970
about. We'll get back to that. The whole thing

01:12:37.970 --> 01:12:40.210
with the size of the fruits, that's an argument

01:12:40.210 --> 01:12:44.229
that people use a lot, like I see on Axe. There's

01:12:44.229 --> 01:12:46.149
always some post about that. Humans aren't supposed

01:12:46.149 --> 01:12:49.329
to be eating fruit, that much fruit, right? Because

01:12:49.329 --> 01:12:51.489
they were never supposed to be that big. We don't

01:12:51.489 --> 01:12:53.050
eat that many carbohydrates. No, I'm not saying,

01:12:53.310 --> 01:12:55.729
at least that's not what I was saying about that.

01:12:55.789 --> 01:12:57.899
I was just saying how... yeah you're talking

01:12:57.899 --> 01:12:59.960
about how we genetically alter things like we

01:12:59.960 --> 01:13:02.579
just genetically altered fruit to that point

01:13:02.579 --> 01:13:04.500
i i don't think it's all genetically altered

01:13:04.500 --> 01:13:06.659
though i think a lot of it's selective breeding

01:13:06.659 --> 01:13:10.119
you know it's like because all you got to do

01:13:10.119 --> 01:13:12.140
is you got to take the watermelon that hat that's

01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:13.800
biggest it's like oh look at this one's slightly

01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:15.979
bigger so i'm going to take the seeds of that

01:13:15.979 --> 01:13:18.789
out of that one grow those and then take the

01:13:18.789 --> 01:13:21.170
biggest of that and dude in literally two seasons

01:13:21.170 --> 01:13:23.210
you have watermelons that are a lot bigger i

01:13:23.210 --> 01:13:25.350
mean have you seen like the fucking gigantic

01:13:25.350 --> 01:13:28.229
pumpkins for like the pumpkin contests oh it's

01:13:28.229 --> 01:13:30.630
insane yeah they're like fucking like the size

01:13:30.630 --> 01:13:33.050
of this table plus all of us around it and it's

01:13:33.050 --> 01:13:35.550
just like pumpkin it's like why the fuck would

01:13:35.550 --> 01:13:38.430
you ever need a pumpkin that big make a carriage

01:13:38.430 --> 01:13:43.069
what are we fucking cinderella so casey you were

01:13:43.069 --> 01:13:45.939
saying Trying to wake me up. You're saying about

01:13:45.939 --> 01:13:49.020
being fat, being obese, morbidly obese is socially

01:13:49.020 --> 01:13:51.840
acceptable in the United States now. Well, it's

01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:53.859
like, dude, a lot of people, it's not really

01:13:53.859 --> 01:13:57.159
an option. Like, it's not an option. No, like

01:13:57.159 --> 01:13:59.739
people are just, we just are fat. Did you see

01:13:59.739 --> 01:14:02.319
how Andrew Tate said he just doesn't like fat

01:14:02.319 --> 01:14:04.119
people because he doesn't think they have any

01:14:04.119 --> 01:14:05.640
self -control? If you're taking advice from Andrew

01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:08.000
Tate, the guy who looks like fucking Gollum from

01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:10.279
fucking Lord of the Rings, then you're fucking

01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:13.100
stupid. He's still alive. I thought that dude

01:14:13.100 --> 01:14:15.140
got pinned for like sexual trafficking and I

01:14:15.140 --> 01:14:16.880
haven't heard anything about it at all. So did,

01:14:16.960 --> 01:14:19.340
you know, half the people, half the elites. That's

01:14:19.340 --> 01:14:23.159
what you need. That'll wake you up. But yeah,

01:14:23.220 --> 01:14:26.859
fucking, Andrew Tate's a fucking gay. Dude, I

01:14:26.859 --> 01:14:29.640
think the obesity rate in some states like Arkansas

01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:33.100
and Mississippi are like fucking 50 % or more.

01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:36.560
That's outrageous. Yeah. I mean, the United States

01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:41.859
has like a BMI. I think a normal BMI is like

01:14:41.859 --> 01:14:46.180
22. And the United States is at an average of

01:14:46.180 --> 01:14:50.300
30. So like the average person is obese in the

01:14:50.300 --> 01:14:53.039
United States. I still think. I still think that

01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:55.119
the fucking military's weight requirements is

01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:58.039
fucking insane. What, that they allow so many

01:14:58.039 --> 01:15:00.760
fat people? No, no, that they, you can't be,

01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:04.300
I like currently in the shape that I'm in right

01:15:04.300 --> 01:15:05.880
now, I would not be allowed in the military.

01:15:06.159 --> 01:15:10.760
Really? Yeah. For someone who's 5 '11", he has

01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:15.600
to be under 210 pounds. Wow. And like the minimum

01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:17.840
weight I think is 150 pounds and the highest

01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:20.460
weight you can be is 210 pounds. Minimum is 150?

01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:25.979
Yeah. For the height that I am. Like it's progressively

01:15:25.979 --> 01:15:29.239
lower for that. But there's like the low and

01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:32.159
the high that you need to be between. And like

01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:34.479
you have to stay between that weight like thing.

01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:38.680
But I heard a story of an NFL linebacker. He

01:15:38.680 --> 01:15:42.800
was 6 '3 and he was 250 pounds. Was rejected

01:15:42.800 --> 01:15:44.859
from the military because he was too heavy. It

01:15:44.859 --> 01:15:46.699
wasn't because he wasn't athletic enough, but

01:15:46.699 --> 01:15:48.359
he was just too heavy to be in the military.

01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:50.680
His BMI was just... Yeah. It doesn't matter if

01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:52.119
it's muscle. It doesn't matter if it's muscle

01:15:52.119 --> 01:15:54.319
or fat, but I'm like, that's stupid. Like, if

01:15:54.319 --> 01:15:57.359
somebody's fucking an NFL fucking linebacker

01:15:57.359 --> 01:15:59.880
and you're rejecting him from the military because

01:15:59.880 --> 01:16:04.000
he's too fucking big, why? I want a guy who looks

01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:07.260
like that in the fucking military. Right. Yeah,

01:16:07.380 --> 01:16:11.500
I mean... Oh, my God. I don't think BMI... I

01:16:11.500 --> 01:16:14.000
think BMI has been kind of debunked. Because

01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:15.859
you can have something that's very muscular.

01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.079
So it's not really that accurate. Arnold's BMI

01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:23.420
in his prime would have been awful. Oh, yeah.

01:16:24.220 --> 01:16:26.819
I think what's more accurate is something called

01:16:26.819 --> 01:16:31.600
a DEXA scan. It measures how much is actual fat,

01:16:31.760 --> 01:16:33.460
how much is actual muscle, and how much is bone.

01:16:34.699 --> 01:16:37.939
That shit don't fuck around. Yeah. No, I'm good

01:16:37.939 --> 01:16:40.439
on this right now. I'm all set on that. I just

01:16:40.439 --> 01:16:43.380
can't fucking wake up. Do you want to try the

01:16:43.380 --> 01:16:45.720
medicine ball, bro? No. I think you got to try

01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:47.279
the medicine ball. No, I don't want to try the

01:16:47.279 --> 01:16:49.439
medicine ball. Yeah. Try the fucking medicine

01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:53.260
ball. I don't want to try it. I don't. But I'm

01:16:53.260 --> 01:16:54.680
going to fucking pass out either way. It's not

01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:56.180
going to be a good Jeopardy showing from me.

01:16:56.220 --> 01:16:58.779
I can already predict it. Fuck. How did you know

01:16:58.779 --> 01:17:01.079
that? Ellie Mac, you're the Jeopardy champion.

01:17:01.220 --> 01:17:05.140
I'm just fucking with you. So, Dan, Jeffrey Epstein

01:17:05.140 --> 01:17:09.619
never existed. Yeah, back to this, dude. He just

01:17:09.619 --> 01:17:11.560
never existed. I don't know what you guys are

01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:13.720
talking about about Jeffrey Epstein. The man

01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:15.640
never existed. Yeah, I don't know what you're

01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:19.420
even talking about. There was no list. The list

01:17:19.420 --> 01:17:21.239
didn't exist. Yeah, I could have told you that.

01:17:22.039 --> 01:17:24.939
The man didn't exist. You guys are fucking making

01:17:24.939 --> 01:17:29.340
a ghost. What fucking island? What island are

01:17:29.340 --> 01:17:32.720
we talking about? What island? What human? Ghislaine?

01:17:32.819 --> 01:17:37.180
His hot side piece there? Who is she? Was she

01:17:37.180 --> 01:17:39.840
real? Dude, I think we ought to just let it go.

01:17:39.920 --> 01:17:41.979
I think that's the biggest fucked up thing that

01:17:41.979 --> 01:17:44.539
Trump has said is that why are we still talking

01:17:44.539 --> 01:17:46.819
about this? It's like, bro, you fucking ran saying

01:17:46.819 --> 01:17:49.960
that you were going to release the files. I like

01:17:49.960 --> 01:17:52.739
that. Why are we still talking about this? It's

01:17:52.739 --> 01:17:54.640
like, I like his supporters are coming around

01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:57.260
to it now. Like how retarded this is. They're

01:17:57.260 --> 01:18:01.420
realists, you know? I mean, even like the stupidest,

01:18:01.420 --> 01:18:05.560
like people are seeing like, Oh, a child molesters

01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:11.060
is worse than Trump. Yeah. Like, I'm okay. I'm

01:18:11.060 --> 01:18:13.560
okay. Like, fucking Bill Clinton getting his

01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:16.100
dick sucked in the White House, that should be

01:18:16.100 --> 01:18:17.979
fucking fine. They're both consenting adults.

01:18:18.340 --> 01:18:20.880
Yeah, who fucking cares? But fucking kids is

01:18:20.880 --> 01:18:25.899
a different thing, which he also did. Which Bill

01:18:25.899 --> 01:18:29.800
Clinton also did. But like, I don't even feel

01:18:29.800 --> 01:18:31.460
like that should have been a controversy. He's

01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:33.159
just like, he's a guy who liked to get his dick

01:18:33.159 --> 01:18:35.970
sucked. Hillary's not giving out. You fucking

01:18:35.970 --> 01:18:37.569
know Hillary Clinton's not putting out at all.

01:18:37.569 --> 01:18:39.550
She's a demon. Why would you even want to get

01:18:39.550 --> 01:18:41.890
near it? Yeah. I mean, back in the day, she was

01:18:41.890 --> 01:18:46.170
not bad looking, but I don't know why Billy Boy

01:18:46.170 --> 01:18:47.590
settled down. She wasn't that great looking either,

01:18:47.689 --> 01:18:50.609
let's be honest. The queen was. Yeah, the queen

01:18:50.609 --> 01:18:54.109
was. Hillary Clinton? Yeah, Hillary Clinton was.

01:18:54.149 --> 01:18:55.649
You'd still fuck her. You wouldn't fuck Hillary

01:18:55.649 --> 01:18:59.369
Clinton? I never said that, actually. I just

01:18:59.369 --> 01:19:01.590
said she wasn't that great looking. The queen

01:19:01.590 --> 01:19:03.510
was a babe back in the day. I was watching the

01:19:03.510 --> 01:19:07.770
coronation. In 1952. Yeah, she was really good

01:19:07.770 --> 01:19:11.430
looking. Yeah, she was okay too. She looked a

01:19:11.430 --> 01:19:13.850
little inbred. Princess Diane was the best one.

01:19:14.210 --> 01:19:18.010
Well, she was. She looked fucking gorgeous. She

01:19:18.010 --> 01:19:22.109
had legs for days. Big leg guy, actually. I like

01:19:22.109 --> 01:19:24.750
the way, I like women's shapely legs. She had

01:19:24.750 --> 01:19:28.329
cocks for years. You think that Princess Diane

01:19:28.329 --> 01:19:33.060
was a man? I never understood the short haircut.

01:19:33.380 --> 01:19:36.359
I love short hair, dude. You do. You got to think

01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:38.420
for that, bro. I love short hair. Buzz cuts and

01:19:38.420 --> 01:19:40.859
shit. Buzz cuts, short hair, like bobs, like

01:19:40.859 --> 01:19:43.560
shoulder length, like fucking chin length. Oh,

01:19:43.800 --> 01:19:47.560
love that. Princess Diana was actually killed

01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:50.720
by the British government. Like ever since I

01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:52.180
was younger. Yeah, that's fucked. Ever since

01:19:52.180 --> 01:19:54.680
I was younger, I was big short hair. I fucking

01:19:54.680 --> 01:19:58.140
hate long blonde hair specifically. Wow. Yeah,

01:19:58.220 --> 01:20:02.979
I like short black or brown hair. Wow. What about

01:20:02.979 --> 01:20:07.199
a shaved head? Fine. I like it. I did it. Been

01:20:07.199 --> 01:20:09.960
there, done that. Seriously, been there, done

01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:13.800
that. Wow, that's rough. They knew Princess Diana

01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:16.060
was too fucking liberal, so they took her out.

01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:19.720
Is it because she was liberal? I think it's because

01:20:19.720 --> 01:20:24.939
she didn't fit the part as a princess. Yeah.

01:20:25.479 --> 01:20:28.060
That's fucking crazy, dude. The royal family

01:20:28.060 --> 01:20:30.319
is fucking scary. It's like people are always

01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:33.359
trying to get out of it. Yeah. You know? Like,

01:20:33.439 --> 01:20:36.039
who's the redhead that has that, like, kind of

01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:40.060
mulatto girlfriend? The mixed race chick? The

01:20:40.060 --> 01:20:41.699
redhead. I don't know. Oh, the one who moved

01:20:41.699 --> 01:20:44.579
to America? Yeah. Yeah, Prince Harry. Harry and

01:20:44.579 --> 01:20:46.899
what's her face? I don't know. Melissa, I think.

01:20:47.119 --> 01:20:50.220
Melissa. Something with an M. Yeah. They, like,

01:20:50.319 --> 01:20:53.319
they left the royal family. Yeah. Fuck this noise.

01:20:53.500 --> 01:20:55.460
I mean, the royal family doesn't even make sense.

01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:58.619
It's fucking, who the fuck cares? It's ceremonial

01:20:58.619 --> 01:21:02.140
at best now. Right. But, like, who the fuck cares?

01:21:02.319 --> 01:21:05.180
Like, it's a fucking inbred family from the fucking...

01:21:05.889 --> 01:21:11.630
The royal line is fucking wonderful. You better

01:21:11.630 --> 01:21:15.010
not be talking about my fucking royals like that.

01:21:15.529 --> 01:21:18.550
I'm going to go to the pub and eat me some beans

01:21:18.550 --> 01:21:21.890
on toast and have myself a good fucking pint

01:21:21.890 --> 01:21:24.649
and watch soccer on the pitch or football on

01:21:24.649 --> 01:21:26.750
the pitch. It's actually called football. You

01:21:26.750 --> 01:21:29.090
call it soccer, you fucking American. Dude, the

01:21:29.090 --> 01:21:31.149
fucking Brits are the worst. I hate British accents.

01:21:31.170 --> 01:21:33.850
They're the worst, bro. Honest to God. Just imagine

01:21:33.850 --> 01:21:36.270
having a British accent. is your fucking internal

01:21:36.270 --> 01:21:38.710
monologue all the time. But you know what would

01:21:38.710 --> 01:21:41.789
be a worse internal monologue? French. Just imagine

01:21:41.789 --> 01:21:44.010
that. Just imagine having a fucking French internal

01:21:44.010 --> 01:21:48.510
monologue. You'd be like... Just imagine hearing

01:21:48.510 --> 01:21:50.850
that all the time. I'd be like... So you've kicked

01:21:50.850 --> 01:21:55.270
off the Jews, the British, the French. Well,

01:21:55.270 --> 01:21:57.850
so Indians on there, too. Oh, Israel. You got

01:21:57.850 --> 01:22:00.710
the Israel, too. Just imagine that fucking...

01:22:00.710 --> 01:22:02.909
Just imagine having... Lord, there's just...

01:22:02.909 --> 01:22:07.270
Everybody's on the chopping block today. Just

01:22:07.270 --> 01:22:10.409
imagine hearing, hello, my friend. This is your

01:22:10.409 --> 01:22:14.109
brain talking to you. I like that one. Jesus

01:22:14.109 --> 01:22:16.310
Christ. Hi, I'm your brain. I'm talking to you.

01:22:17.350 --> 01:22:21.750
Please, my friend. Please. Listen to what I am

01:22:21.750 --> 01:22:25.489
saying. Listen to what I am saying. Do not redeem!

01:22:26.310 --> 01:22:31.510
Do not redeem! You ever see those videos? They're

01:22:31.510 --> 01:22:34.420
so funny. The guy who does the scams. It's the

01:22:34.420 --> 01:22:37.920
Google, yeah, Kit Boga. Kit Boga, it's his YouTube

01:22:37.920 --> 01:22:40.779
channel. It's fucking great. He has Indian scammers

01:22:40.779 --> 01:22:43.579
call him, and he's like, what? You want me to

01:22:43.579 --> 01:22:46.920
get a Google Play card? He uses a voice changer

01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:49.939
that makes him very convincingly sound like an

01:22:49.939 --> 01:22:51.659
old woman. And then they're just like, okay,

01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:56.199
now you have to give me your Microsoft Play card.

01:22:56.300 --> 01:22:58.659
She's like, okay. But it says redeem. right here

01:22:58.659 --> 01:23:01.880
i put the code in so i'm i'm going i i'm gonna

01:23:01.880 --> 01:23:04.920
redeem it i'm gonna i'm gonna redeem it and he's

01:23:04.920 --> 01:23:09.439
like do not redeem it no no do not redeem no

01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:15.479
bitch yeah those are the best why is there so

01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:18.899
many of them indian scammers mom you are a fucking

01:23:18.899 --> 01:23:21.600
idiot i think it's because they're i don't know

01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:24.260
that's a really good question my my favorite

01:23:24.260 --> 01:23:28.159
my favorite foreign accent video It's hysterical.

01:23:28.420 --> 01:23:30.600
It's like two girls. They're like singing a song.

01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:32.479
And then the mom just like pretty much kicks

01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:35.000
the door down and just goes, does someone not

01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:37.220
know how to close the door or flush the toilet

01:23:37.220 --> 01:23:40.739
when they're taking a shot? Fucking disgusting.

01:23:41.779 --> 01:23:45.159
And then just leaves. Is that Scottish or something?

01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:48.180
I think it's Scottish. It's whatever that accent

01:23:48.180 --> 01:23:50.460
is. But she just comes and goes, does no one

01:23:50.460 --> 01:23:52.539
know how to flush the toilet when they take a

01:23:52.539 --> 01:23:57.949
shot? Fucking disgusting! It just leaves. Des

01:23:57.949 --> 01:24:01.930
-cost -ing. Des -cost -ing! Sounds like fucking

01:24:01.930 --> 01:24:05.750
Shrek. I'll have to find that. Just type in,

01:24:05.810 --> 01:24:08.189
uh, does no one know how to flush the toilet

01:24:08.189 --> 01:24:13.390
when they take a shite? Ellie Mac looks catatonic.

01:24:14.149 --> 01:24:16.489
Let's get to a game called Jeopardy. I'm falling

01:24:16.489 --> 01:24:20.350
asleep, man. I'm sorry. I didn't get a lot of

01:24:20.350 --> 01:24:23.970
sleep last night. Hold on. Hold on. Turn it off.

01:24:24.069 --> 01:24:30.750
Turn it off. And don't forget all the toilet

01:24:30.750 --> 01:24:33.449
paper. Does somebody not know how to flush the

01:24:33.449 --> 01:24:35.869
toilet after they've had a shit? What do you

01:24:35.869 --> 01:24:39.489
mean? Well, it was fucking money, yes? Disgusting!

01:24:43.550 --> 01:24:46.069
Aw, dude. You're like, aw, bummed out. Yeah.

01:24:46.789 --> 01:24:50.260
That's messed up. No one had a problem at all

01:24:50.260 --> 01:24:52.840
before they saw it when they take a fucking shite.

01:24:53.020 --> 01:24:56.000
But it was fucking one of yours! I said shite.

01:24:56.520 --> 01:25:01.479
Shite! You take a shite. Alright. Alright. Alright,

01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:03.619
welcome back to Jeopardy. If I score any points,

01:25:03.619 --> 01:25:04.579
I'm gonna be happy with myself tonight. God damn

01:25:04.579 --> 01:25:08.859
it, Casey! We need more fucking batteries! I

01:25:08.859 --> 01:25:11.140
just put batteries in it last time. Yeah! Someone

01:25:11.140 --> 01:25:17.710
in it fucking turn it off! Okay. Okay. I'm not

01:25:17.710 --> 01:25:19.829
changing the battery. Alright, we're pausing

01:25:19.829 --> 01:25:23.289
it. This episode is not... This episode is not

01:25:23.289 --> 01:25:26.069
sponsored by Duracell, is what I was about to

01:25:26.069 --> 01:25:31.250
say. Welcome back, Jeopardy. Here with your 30

01:25:31.250 --> 01:25:39.050
-something time winner, Tyler. 15 or 16 or something

01:25:39.050 --> 01:25:45.289
time winner, Dan. Yeah! 16 .5. Number eight,

01:25:45.329 --> 01:25:53.529
the Ocho. Yeah! 8 .5. Dude, you've got this music

01:25:53.529 --> 01:25:56.149
at deafening levels right now. Turn that shit

01:25:56.149 --> 01:26:03.189
fucking down. Holy shit. Alright. What do we

01:26:03.189 --> 01:26:07.729
got? Who won last time, by the way? Tyler. Oh

01:26:07.729 --> 01:26:17.119
no, I did win at the end, yeah. Alright. Is that

01:26:17.119 --> 01:26:21.199
my phone? I believe so. What are you fucking

01:26:21.199 --> 01:26:25.560
listening to? Angry Birds the movie. I don't

01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:31.079
know why that came up. Phil loves Angry Birds.

01:26:31.119 --> 01:26:37.289
Hey, look. I definitely was not actually watching

01:26:37.289 --> 01:26:42.350
that. Anyway, you got haunted objects. Who's

01:26:42.350 --> 01:26:44.550
going to get that category? General knowledge.

01:26:45.329 --> 01:26:52.210
Oh, Canada. Hot diggity dog. Nope. Monomania.

01:26:52.329 --> 01:26:57.289
Don't know what that is. In this state and kaboom.

01:26:58.619 --> 01:27:05.739
Yeah, Tyler's is gonna be a wash 200 this creepy

01:27:05.739 --> 01:27:19.859
doll set to move What what is that? Wait that's

01:27:19.859 --> 01:27:23.420
bullshit because we be in Tyler are both waiting

01:27:23.420 --> 01:27:27.069
after he got it wrong and then Tyler just I buzzed

01:27:27.069 --> 01:27:30.250
first, but he spoke first. Whoever buzzed first.

01:27:31.199 --> 01:27:37.260
That would be me. Allie Max points. No. It was.

01:27:37.399 --> 01:27:40.199
I swear to fucking God, I pressed it first. I

01:27:40.199 --> 01:27:42.319
said it first. Hey, Casey, I'm not putting these

01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:45.119
screws in this thing anymore. Because we need

01:27:45.119 --> 01:27:47.800
batteries so often. Maybe if we turn it off.

01:27:48.520 --> 01:27:52.039
Okay, Casey. Keep it going with that shit. 400,

01:27:52.460 --> 01:27:54.859
formerly owned by a man in Oregon and currently

01:27:54.859 --> 01:27:58.199
owned by Zach Bagans. This antique wine cabinet

01:27:58.199 --> 01:28:01.489
supposedly housed a malevolent... What is the

01:28:01.489 --> 01:28:04.029
Dybbuk box? It is a Dybbuk box. How the fuck

01:28:04.029 --> 01:28:07.569
do you guys know that? It's a demon box. Keep

01:28:07.569 --> 01:28:10.409
it going. Hold on. Wait for it to fucking go.

01:28:10.430 --> 01:28:14.970
Okay. Okay. Can be civil here. 600. Because you're

01:28:14.970 --> 01:28:18.750
being a fucking asshole. This cursed gem allegedly

01:28:18.750 --> 01:28:22.069
responsible. What is the hope diamond? Oh, yeah.

01:28:22.829 --> 01:28:28.930
Is this shit real or what? Yes. It says nonchalantly

01:28:28.930 --> 01:28:32.329
as he goes back into the popcorn. Haunted object.

01:28:33.289 --> 01:28:37.550
800. This doll made in 1904 and owned by a man

01:28:37.550 --> 01:28:40.350
in Key West, Florida. What is Robert the doll?

01:28:41.050 --> 01:28:46.449
Yes. Haunted object. This is going the way we

01:28:46.449 --> 01:28:48.739
thought it would. Yep. I got the two gimmies

01:28:48.739 --> 01:28:51.600
that everyone knows. Uh, in the 2002 movie, The

01:28:51.600 --> 01:28:54.880
Ring, this now outdi - outdated object was said

01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:57.920
to cause the viewer's death in seven days. What

01:28:57.920 --> 01:29:01.500
is a VCR? Or, uh, yeah, a VHS. No. What is VHS

01:29:01.500 --> 01:29:06.359
tape? VHS tape! I said VHS. You said VCR, you

01:29:06.359 --> 01:29:08.159
fucking motherfucker! And then I was like, wait

01:29:08.159 --> 01:29:12.539
a second, no, I said VHS. It's fucking, it's

01:29:12.539 --> 01:29:21.000
fucking me. No! No! No! No! Hey Casey fuck yourself,

01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:23.600
how are you any wrong dude? Yeah, but he sucks

01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:26.239
his own cock Casey sucks his own dick and I've

01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:29.100
seen it I know he sucks his own dick. He removed

01:29:29.100 --> 01:29:31.899
three ribs. Yeah, you only need to remove to

01:29:31.899 --> 01:29:40.960
remove fucking three Probably would give it a

01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:45.930
shot or two It's not gay. Yes, it is! It's only

01:29:45.930 --> 01:29:48.649
gay if you - Audio fellatio! Audio fellatio is

01:29:48.649 --> 01:29:51.409
a fucking - is gay. I thought you have to remove

01:29:51.409 --> 01:29:53.609
your ribs to do that. It's only gay if you cum

01:29:53.609 --> 01:29:59.609
in your own mouth. Next question. Uh, Alleyback's

01:29:59.609 --> 01:30:02.569
pick. No, it's not! Keep going. No, there's no

01:30:02.569 --> 01:30:04.949
more. General knowledge. Oh, Canada. General

01:30:04.949 --> 01:30:08.250
knowledge. Fuck it. I hate you, Casey. I can't

01:30:08.250 --> 01:30:10.869
wait till you die and I go to your funeral. Jesus

01:30:10.869 --> 01:30:14.460
Christ. 200. This general commanded the Confederate

01:30:14.460 --> 01:30:16.939
Army in their defeat. What is Robert E. Lee?

01:30:17.460 --> 01:30:19.640
That's his fucking last name and his relative,

01:30:19.819 --> 01:30:23.500
bro. You made this fucking game for him. And

01:30:23.500 --> 01:30:27.579
he's still not in first. Tyler. Keep going with

01:30:27.579 --> 01:30:31.439
this one. 400. This general led the Union Army

01:30:31.439 --> 01:30:35.680
to victory. What is General Grant? Yes. Bro.

01:30:37.520 --> 01:30:40.260
Casey, you never learn, do you? These fucking

01:30:40.260 --> 01:30:43.699
categories. Let's just make the fucking game

01:30:43.699 --> 01:30:46.399
for Tyler. Let's do that. It's not made for Tyler.

01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:48.500
Dude, you might as well make this who wants to

01:30:48.500 --> 01:30:50.619
be a millionaire at this point. Take some American

01:30:50.619 --> 01:30:54.460
history. American history? American history.

01:30:54.760 --> 01:30:58.880
American generals. 600. This was the top American

01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:01.399
general in the Pacific theater of World War II.

01:31:01.760 --> 01:31:07.239
Later, it went on to occupy Japan. The Pacific

01:31:07.239 --> 01:31:11.439
theater. Know I know this one, but it's I don't

01:31:11.439 --> 01:31:13.439
think it's gonna come to me quick enough It's

01:31:13.439 --> 01:31:16.359
gonna piss me off when you say it though. I Know

01:31:16.359 --> 01:31:24.060
I know the Supreme who is Patton Fucking stupid

01:31:24.060 --> 01:31:26.359
guess Casey. Give me your vape. I'm mad. He was

01:31:26.359 --> 01:31:30.619
only a three -star general Well, he was a general

01:31:30.619 --> 01:31:33.880
he was Who was here? He I'll have you know Ellie

01:31:33.880 --> 01:31:36.020
back that last time I literally made a category

01:31:36.020 --> 01:31:38.970
for you and you weren't here Well then it didn't

01:31:38.970 --> 01:31:40.729
do me much, did it? It was about quantum, like,

01:31:40.789 --> 01:31:44.369
physics. It was just called, like, nuclear, uh,

01:31:44.449 --> 01:31:46.770
physics. Now I gotta go back and fucking listen

01:31:46.770 --> 01:31:51.010
to it. Shit. Anyone know Time Out? That's Douglas

01:31:51.010 --> 01:31:54.850
MacArthur. Yeah, I did know that. Fuck me. Alright,

01:31:54.949 --> 01:32:02.470
fucking general. 800. Tyler, you got 1 ,000.

01:32:02.670 --> 01:32:08.569
1 ,000. What's the standard edition of this question

01:32:08.569 --> 01:32:14.470
worth? 800. 800. Considered one of the greatest

01:32:14.470 --> 01:32:16.890
military commanders in history, he was the first

01:32:16.890 --> 01:32:21.329
emperor of France. What does Napoleon know about

01:32:21.329 --> 01:32:23.649
that? Yes. I buzzed in even though it's a daily

01:32:23.649 --> 01:32:27.189
double. Yeah, it's a daily double. In all fairness,

01:32:27.329 --> 01:32:30.289
he buzzed in too. Yeah. He even beat me on the

01:32:30.289 --> 01:32:34.270
fucking incorrect buzz. Tyler's back. I guess

01:32:34.270 --> 01:32:38.229
we'll do it for 1 ,000. One of the greatest barbarian

01:32:38.229 --> 01:32:40.750
leaders who attacked the Roman Empire. He was

01:32:40.750 --> 01:32:43.630
known for ruthlessness and his... What is Genghis

01:32:43.630 --> 01:32:45.510
Khan? I don't know why I didn't answer that quicker.

01:32:45.770 --> 01:32:49.850
Oh, no. It wasn't Genghis Khan? Nope. Who the

01:32:49.850 --> 01:32:53.109
fuck would he be then? Keep going. One of the

01:32:53.109 --> 01:32:55.270
greatest barbarian leaders who attacked the Roman

01:32:55.270 --> 01:32:57.930
Empire. He was known for his ruthlessness and

01:32:57.930 --> 01:33:01.159
his expansion of the Han Empire. That's Genghis

01:33:01.159 --> 01:33:03.899
Khan, who is Attila the Hun. Yes. Oh, you fucking

01:33:03.899 --> 01:33:08.220
shit. Oh, shit. You suck, Khan. This is Genghis

01:33:08.220 --> 01:33:10.180
Khan. Alleyback. You can take your bait back

01:33:10.180 --> 01:33:16.199
now. Damn. Alleyback, you got old Canada. That's

01:33:16.199 --> 01:33:20.840
a fucking watch. Hot diggity dog. Monomania in

01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:24.100
the state and kaboom. Hot diggity dog, I guess.

01:33:24.140 --> 01:33:27.300
What the fuck even is that? Alright, 200. Hot

01:33:27.300 --> 01:33:30.119
dogs can be made with either frankfurters or

01:33:30.119 --> 01:33:32.359
the sausage named for this Austrian capital.

01:33:37.479 --> 01:33:45.239
A sausage named for an Austrian capital. What

01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:51.689
is that? Oh no. Say it again. Hot dogs can be

01:33:51.689 --> 01:33:54.430
made with either frankfurters or the sausage

01:33:54.430 --> 01:33:59.250
named for an Austrian capital. Austrian. It's

01:33:59.250 --> 01:34:03.329
got to be. If it's Wiener and you didn't give

01:34:03.329 --> 01:34:06.090
me the points, I'm going to skull fuck you. That

01:34:06.090 --> 01:34:09.689
would be Vienna. Okay. You get by on this one.

01:34:10.550 --> 01:34:12.930
If it was Wiener, I literally would have been

01:34:12.930 --> 01:34:15.810
very upset. Allie Max pick. Now that you say

01:34:15.810 --> 01:34:20.180
it, I know it. 400. Alaskans can order their

01:34:20.180 --> 01:34:22.659
hot dogs made with the meat of this animal, also

01:34:22.659 --> 01:34:28.000
called reindeer. What is an owl? No. The fuck?

01:34:28.079 --> 01:34:31.960
I thought I would have said. Fuck. I'm in the

01:34:31.960 --> 01:34:33.279
negative, bro. Is this called a fucking reindeer?

01:34:34.020 --> 01:34:38.600
Nope. Another name for a reindeer. Fucking Rudolph?

01:34:40.020 --> 01:34:42.279
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

01:34:42.960 --> 01:34:47.279
Don't sink too far in the negative here. I need

01:34:47.279 --> 01:34:49.640
you to help me out. Don't throw a pot shot out.

01:34:50.119 --> 01:34:52.060
I know you don't really care, but I care. I thought

01:34:52.060 --> 01:34:57.680
it was a fucking elk, bro. Hold on. Hold on,

01:34:57.739 --> 01:35:00.159
Casey. Well, it ain't a fucking moose, dude.

01:35:01.399 --> 01:35:04.840
So if it's not an elk or a moose, I don't know

01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:07.060
what we're saying. If you pull this out of your

01:35:07.060 --> 01:35:19.649
ass. What is a caribou? Yeah, right same category

01:35:19.649 --> 01:35:30.890
600 Fucking shit, please get this Dan, please

01:35:30.890 --> 01:35:34.449
Thousand these are three types of meat that normally

01:35:34.449 --> 01:35:38.079
are used to produce hot dogs Three types of meat.

01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:44.039
And hot dogs. Oh, fuck. Well, I know two of them.

01:35:44.640 --> 01:35:47.279
But the third. What the fuck would be the third?

01:35:48.500 --> 01:35:52.199
I would imagine there's only beef, pork, and

01:35:52.199 --> 01:35:55.720
chicken. He says beef, pork, chicken. That's

01:35:55.720 --> 01:35:58.640
correct. Oh, yeah, baby. I was thinking beef

01:35:58.640 --> 01:36:01.500
and pork. Well, they use chicken because it's

01:36:01.500 --> 01:36:03.600
readily available. Can you just give me the standings?

01:36:05.130 --> 01:36:08.130
How you back at Tyler have 1 ,800 Dan's got 1

01:36:08.130 --> 01:36:11.369
,000. Oh, yeah. Wait, Dan's all right. He was

01:36:11.369 --> 01:36:16.609
at zero. Never mind. Okay. Dan's pick. Same category.

01:36:17.329 --> 01:36:20.289
800. This competitive eater has become a 4th

01:36:20.289 --> 01:36:23.729
of July legend. What is Joey Chestnut? Yes. Oh,

01:36:23.810 --> 01:36:26.550
you said eater? I thought you said year. Let's

01:36:26.550 --> 01:36:28.770
get some better pronunciation here, okay? Oh,

01:36:28.770 --> 01:36:30.670
okay. Yeah, you're slurring your words. He's

01:36:30.670 --> 01:36:33.130
drunk. He's drunk. Let's be talking like the

01:36:33.130 --> 01:36:35.899
queen. You need to go to the fucking med, bro?

01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:40.020
By devouring dozens of hot dogs in minutes at

01:36:40.020 --> 01:36:44.079
Nathan's famous hot dog contest. I would have

01:36:44.079 --> 01:36:45.720
guessed Kobayashi and I would have been pissed

01:36:45.720 --> 01:36:50.600
if he didn't get it. They both do it, though.

01:36:51.859 --> 01:36:55.520
Did you say American? What? Was American part

01:36:55.520 --> 01:36:59.319
of that question? No. What are the other categories?

01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:04.539
Oh, Canada, monomania, in this state, kaboom.

01:37:04.720 --> 01:37:07.760
I'll do in this state. In this state, 200, Palm

01:37:07.760 --> 01:37:12.939
Beach County. Wait, in this state? Yeah. What

01:37:12.939 --> 01:37:15.960
is Florida? Correct. Damn! Good thing you said

01:37:15.960 --> 01:37:17.779
that, because I was going to say something else.

01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:21.020
What are you going to say, fucking sunny California?

01:37:21.380 --> 01:37:25.380
Keep it going. 400, the geographic center of

01:37:25.380 --> 01:37:29.329
the contiguous U .S. Nope. Fuck, that's got to

01:37:29.329 --> 01:37:31.210
be... Say it again. It's a geographic center.

01:37:31.310 --> 01:37:34.510
Geographic center of the contiguous U .S. Do

01:37:34.510 --> 01:37:37.069
you have to say the state? Yeah. What is Kansas?

01:37:37.409 --> 01:37:40.829
Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. That's impressive. What

01:37:40.829 --> 01:37:43.229
a close one, Daniel. I would have given you a

01:37:43.229 --> 01:37:45.069
fist bump if you got that, and I don't want you

01:37:45.069 --> 01:37:48.250
to win. Same category. Hold on. It's because

01:37:48.250 --> 01:37:50.409
it's where the nuclear sponge is. Oh, right.

01:37:51.930 --> 01:37:57.880
For $600, Talladega Super Speedway. Oh, what

01:37:57.880 --> 01:38:04.840
is Talladega? What is Florida? Fuck. No. Talladega.

01:38:04.840 --> 01:38:08.119
Hold on. Don't time it out. It's not Florida?

01:38:08.899 --> 01:38:14.859
No. You're thinking of Daytona. But I thought

01:38:14.859 --> 01:38:19.199
Talladega was also in Florida. No. Hold on a

01:38:19.199 --> 01:38:24.399
sec. It's not there. I ain't buzzing. Fuck. Dude,

01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:27.119
hold on. I'm thinking it's the other state, but

01:38:27.119 --> 01:38:30.539
I'm not going to risk losing more points. Talladega.

01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:33.720
Talladega. Talladega. Talladega Nights. Talladega.

01:38:35.060 --> 01:38:38.779
Talladega, South Carolina, baby. Are you buzzing

01:38:38.779 --> 01:38:44.640
in? No. Was it Georgia? Time out. It was Alabama.

01:38:45.060 --> 01:38:49.579
Oh, thank God. Good thing I didn't buzz in. I

01:38:49.579 --> 01:38:53.250
like Max Pick. Keep it going. 800. Mount Rainier.

01:38:55.069 --> 01:39:00.909
Fuck! I know this. Mount Rainier. Ooh, actually.

01:39:02.130 --> 01:39:05.090
Mount Rainier. What is Washington? Washington,

01:39:05.170 --> 01:39:09.529
correct. Fuck yeah, Dan. Fuck yeah, Dan. Dude,

01:39:09.850 --> 01:39:12.630
he wanted to see Mount Rainier. Sky King. Yeah.

01:39:13.689 --> 01:39:16.609
Let's go and see the Olympics. That's true. Shit.

01:39:17.440 --> 01:39:19.979
Dan's pick. Your fucking neurons are firing tonight.

01:39:20.279 --> 01:39:22.340
Shit. Is Mount Rainier the tallest mountain in

01:39:22.340 --> 01:39:26.760
America? I think so. No, it's not. No. No, it's

01:39:26.760 --> 01:39:31.380
not. Oh, I thought it was. Mount Marcy definitely

01:39:31.380 --> 01:39:37.220
isn't. For $1 ,000, the Rio Grande River. The

01:39:37.220 --> 01:39:40.619
Rio Grande River? Rio Grande River. Well, that's

01:39:40.619 --> 01:39:42.420
a territory, but that's Puerto Rico, right? No,

01:39:42.439 --> 01:39:47.029
it's a river. What? Yeah, the Rio Grande River.

01:39:47.250 --> 01:39:49.149
Yeah asking what state what states are there?

01:39:50.050 --> 01:39:52.989
Well, there's a Rio Grande in Puerto Rico. So

01:39:52.989 --> 01:39:58.750
I'm buzzing state the territory No, but he did

01:39:58.750 --> 01:40:02.390
not that Regardless there is a Rio Grande there.

01:40:02.529 --> 01:40:05.630
I'll take my serious Yeah, look up Rio Grande

01:40:05.630 --> 01:40:08.050
Puerto Rico, bro. It's not a state. It's not

01:40:08.050 --> 01:40:10.170
a state So if you don't want to give me the points,

01:40:10.289 --> 01:40:12.090
I understand but if you take my points I'm gonna

01:40:12.090 --> 01:40:14.090
not taking your points away, but it's not state.

01:40:14.210 --> 01:40:23.699
All right Good. I think I know it, but I don't

01:40:23.699 --> 01:40:26.359
want to lose. I think I do, too, but I'm not

01:40:26.359 --> 01:40:32.420
risking it at all. New Mexico. It was either

01:40:32.420 --> 01:40:39.020
New Mexico or Texas. Or Colorado. Is there more?

01:40:39.680 --> 01:40:43.500
You got Old Canada, Hot Diggity Dog, Monomania,

01:40:43.600 --> 01:40:46.630
Kaboom. Kaboom. Kaboom seems like it could be

01:40:46.630 --> 01:40:49.710
something. 200. Strontium is used to produce

01:40:49.710 --> 01:40:51.989
a bright red color in the night sky for these

01:40:51.989 --> 01:40:55.270
4th of July favorites. What are fireworks? Yes.

01:40:55.770 --> 01:40:58.270
I was going to say, what is M80s? I thought fireworks

01:40:58.270 --> 01:41:01.430
was too obvious. Fireworks was too obvious. I

01:41:01.430 --> 01:41:02.590
know I would have got it wrong and I would have

01:41:02.590 --> 01:41:07.439
been really mad. Same category. 400. Cannon Fire

01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:10.579
is included in traditional performances of this

01:41:10.579 --> 01:41:14.420
Russian composer's 1812 overture. I know the

01:41:14.420 --> 01:41:18.319
song. What is Tchaikovsky? Oh, how do you get

01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:22.260
that one? Ali Mack. Ali Mack. Jesus Christ. That

01:41:22.260 --> 01:41:25.119
was amazing. Have you been brushing up on your

01:41:25.119 --> 01:41:27.619
life? No, that was a guess. It just sounded Russian,

01:41:27.640 --> 01:41:30.239
and I knew it was a classical composer. I very

01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:31.699
well could have gone with that. That was amazing.

01:41:32.020 --> 01:41:39.560
That was amazing. I like Ali Mack. I don't really

01:41:39.560 --> 01:41:41.380
think it's doing anything. I'm falling asleep.

01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:44.060
Allie Mack and Dan tied for first. Allie Mack's

01:41:44.060 --> 01:41:48.020
book. Keep it going. 600. It's the nine -letter

01:41:48.020 --> 01:41:51.100
explosion that occurs during the last evolutionary

01:41:51.100 --> 01:41:56.760
stages of a massive star. Wait, you said nine

01:41:56.760 --> 01:42:00.180
letters? Supernova. Supernova. Oh, I'm still

01:42:00.180 --> 01:42:04.079
counting on my fucking fingers. That was good.

01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:06.380
That was good. I'll be back. Keep it going. You're

01:42:06.380 --> 01:42:10.800
on fire. You're on kaboom. 800. 1945. So this

01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:13.260
U .S. tests the world's first nuclear weapon.

01:42:13.899 --> 01:42:19.300
Sorry, go ahead. Hold on. The U .S. tests the

01:42:19.300 --> 01:42:23.420
worst first nuclear weapon in the state's Jordana

01:42:23.420 --> 01:42:29.420
del Muerto desert. Nevada. No. New Mexico. Fuck.

01:42:29.460 --> 01:42:34.439
Yeah, he's right. Fuck! Damn, I thought you were

01:42:34.439 --> 01:42:36.119
gonna get that I thought it was Nevada dude.

01:42:36.180 --> 01:42:39.180
No Nevada. That's that's the gray area I can't

01:42:39.180 --> 01:42:41.340
still cuz I also knew that and wanted to buzz

01:42:41.340 --> 01:42:43.779
in but Tyler just steamrolled me Yeah, Nevada

01:42:43.779 --> 01:42:46.659
Nevada is where they started testing after that

01:42:46.659 --> 01:42:48.880
was like the that was the the later. That was

01:42:48.880 --> 01:42:56.720
the later years Tyler's peg Oh Canada hot diggity

01:42:56.720 --> 01:43:05.060
dog monomania kaboom One thousand Most popular

01:43:05.060 --> 01:43:08.819
chemical weapon in World War I and the most popular

01:43:08.819 --> 01:43:12.260
chemical weapon in... What is mustard gas? Wait,

01:43:12.279 --> 01:43:14.319
I got to finish the question. It's a two -part

01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:17.359
question. Most popular chemical weapon in World

01:43:17.359 --> 01:43:19.979
War I and the most popular chemical weapon in

01:43:19.979 --> 01:43:23.659
Vietnam. What is mustard gas in napalm? Oh, yeah.

01:43:24.060 --> 01:43:27.079
Wow. I was going to say Agent Orange. Yeah. I

01:43:27.079 --> 01:43:30.250
was thinking there's no way that's right. No,

01:43:30.250 --> 01:43:31.050
we fucking torched that. No, it was actually

01:43:31.050 --> 01:43:33.569
napalm was more... We torched the fuck out of

01:43:33.569 --> 01:43:35.829
those. I mean, we did use a shit ton of napalm,

01:43:35.850 --> 01:43:37.689
but I thought Agent Orange was technically a

01:43:37.689 --> 01:43:39.949
chemical weapon, and napalm is... It's just,

01:43:40.069 --> 01:43:42.789
if I can remember correctly... Napalm is a chemical,

01:43:43.010 --> 01:43:45.850
though. I thought it was an incendiary thing.

01:43:46.010 --> 01:43:47.770
Well, yeah, it's a chemical, though. Napalm is

01:43:47.770 --> 01:43:51.449
a mixture of... Styrofoam and diesel fuel, right?

01:43:51.630 --> 01:43:56.500
No, naphemic and palmitic acid. I always thought

01:43:56.500 --> 01:43:59.140
that that was just like an ignition thing. It

01:43:59.140 --> 01:44:01.760
causes an ignition when you blow it up, yeah.

01:44:02.039 --> 01:44:04.319
And isn't it like liquid fire? No, it's just

01:44:04.319 --> 01:44:06.539
basically like sticky fire. It's liquid sticky

01:44:06.539 --> 01:44:08.619
fire. It causes fire when you throw it on shit,

01:44:08.720 --> 01:44:10.739
yeah. It's like a gel that just fucking ignites.

01:44:10.739 --> 01:44:12.800
But I don't think Agent Orange was all that effective

01:44:12.800 --> 01:44:15.619
because of the rolling hills. So, but it did

01:44:15.619 --> 01:44:18.600
take out all the grass and the foliage. Yeah,

01:44:18.600 --> 01:44:21.619
but so does napalm. Yeah, so we really like that,

01:44:21.699 --> 01:44:24.239
though. Allie Mac, you got O Canada, Hot Diggity

01:44:24.239 --> 01:44:27.840
Dog, and Monomania. Fuck it. I don't want to

01:44:27.840 --> 01:44:29.140
do this because I know it's going to piss me

01:44:29.140 --> 01:44:33.020
off, but let's do Monomania. All right. For 200.

01:44:34.460 --> 01:44:39.319
You got 4 ,000. What are the other scores? Ty's

01:44:39.319 --> 01:44:46.779
got 2 ,800. Dan's got 1 ,600. Damn. I wish it

01:44:46.779 --> 01:44:49.899
wasn't the 200 question. I need to take this

01:44:49.899 --> 01:44:54.439
out. That shit's gasoline. I'll play conservative

01:44:54.439 --> 01:44:55.960
just because I don't know what the category is.

01:44:56.060 --> 01:45:00.880
Let's go 200. Alright. Short for mononucleosis.

01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:03.760
The kissing disease is caused by this virus.

01:45:05.720 --> 01:45:09.119
What is herpes simplex? Oh god. Come on. You're

01:45:09.119 --> 01:45:11.920
fucking mono. What is Epstein -Barr? Oh, right.

01:45:12.520 --> 01:45:15.380
Oh, oh. That's what I... You can't steal it,

01:45:15.380 --> 01:45:17.960
though. It's a daily double. I keep... See, this

01:45:17.960 --> 01:45:19.479
is why I didn't want to do that category, because

01:45:19.479 --> 01:45:22.380
I forget it's mono. Shit. Fucking retard, Ally

01:45:22.380 --> 01:45:24.279
Mac. No, that's... Give me that vape back. I'm

01:45:24.279 --> 01:45:25.539
pissed off. You're fucking killing it. You're

01:45:25.539 --> 01:45:27.060
killing it. You only lost 200 points. I know.

01:45:27.060 --> 01:45:28.920
You're fucking killing it, bro. Oh, my God. Almost

01:45:28.920 --> 01:45:30.399
made it into a true daily double, though. Give

01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:32.180
me a second. Ally Mac's pick. I need some water

01:45:32.180 --> 01:45:34.460
here. Tyler's taking a timeout. We need a...

01:45:34.460 --> 01:45:38.489
Oh. Sweet. Ally Mac's big. No, just hold on a

01:45:38.489 --> 01:45:42.130
second. Holy fuck. You only get one time out,

01:45:42.170 --> 01:45:45.449
Tyler. That kicked my ass. I stay away from it.

01:45:45.630 --> 01:45:47.770
Dude, that gave me like a fucking... That gave

01:45:47.770 --> 01:45:50.109
me like a head high that I haven't had in a while.

01:45:50.229 --> 01:45:53.569
What did? The black cherry fucking Zinzi ass.

01:45:53.850 --> 01:45:56.390
Dude, this is fucking brutal. Ally Mac, your

01:45:56.390 --> 01:46:00.529
pick. Keep rolling with mono. 400. In art and

01:46:00.529 --> 01:46:03.289
design, this term refers to a color scheme based

01:46:03.289 --> 01:46:06.609
entirely... It was monochromatic. Yes. Fuck yeah.

01:46:07.390 --> 01:46:12.010
Fuck yeah, Dan. Would monochrome have worked

01:46:12.010 --> 01:46:14.430
for that? Probably. That's what I was going to

01:46:14.430 --> 01:46:18.449
say. Dan's pick. Same category. 600. This single

01:46:18.449 --> 01:46:21.470
lens optical device lets you spy with one eye

01:46:21.470 --> 01:46:26.270
only. What is a monocle? Can you flip that down

01:46:26.270 --> 01:46:28.949
so I can see that more? I can't see it from that

01:46:28.949 --> 01:46:33.029
angle. Okay, I just want to make sure I didn't

01:46:33.029 --> 01:46:38.340
shut it off. Dan's pick. Same category. 800 this

01:46:38.340 --> 01:46:45.880
type of train runs on the single track All three

01:46:45.880 --> 01:46:49.619
of us positive mono for for a thousand thousand

01:46:49.619 --> 01:46:53.020
Describes government rule by a single person.

01:46:53.079 --> 01:47:02.949
What is monarchy? I wasn't prepared for Tyler

01:47:02.949 --> 01:47:04.430
to get that one. That would have really sent

01:47:04.430 --> 01:47:06.270
me over the edge. Tyler, I love you, but it would

01:47:06.270 --> 01:47:10.229
have pissed me off. All right, let's get this

01:47:10.229 --> 01:47:13.989
out of the way. Oh, Canada. 200. He was born

01:47:13.989 --> 01:47:17.310
in Ontario and hosted game shows like High Rollers,

01:47:17.449 --> 01:47:19.869
The Wizard of Odds, and one more popular one

01:47:19.869 --> 01:47:24.289
you might know. No. It was Alex Trebek. Yes.

01:47:26.360 --> 01:47:29.300
Yeah, of course it's Jeopardy. Yeah, we probably

01:47:29.300 --> 01:47:31.039
could have connected the dots on that, to be

01:47:31.039 --> 01:47:33.460
honest. We'll go all the way to 1 ,000 for Canada.

01:47:33.800 --> 01:47:38.180
1 ,000. This province tried to secede from Canada

01:47:38.180 --> 01:47:43.380
in referendums. It was Nova Scotia. No. No? It

01:47:43.380 --> 01:47:46.659
wasn't Nova Scotia? They had their own try to

01:47:46.659 --> 01:47:49.760
Brexit with that, with Nova Scotia. Look that

01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:51.579
up, because I think it was Nova Scotia tried

01:47:51.579 --> 01:47:56.659
to as well. Can you finish the question? This

01:47:56.659 --> 01:48:00.220
territory tried to secede from Canada in referendums

01:48:00.220 --> 01:48:04.020
held in 1980 and 1995. So unless they were in

01:48:04.020 --> 01:48:06.800
those years, I'm not correct. Because the most

01:48:06.800 --> 01:48:09.720
recent one is Nova Scotia. I think I know it,

01:48:09.739 --> 01:48:11.300
but I'm not going to say it. Oh, that was in

01:48:11.300 --> 01:48:15.680
1867 for Nova Scotia, Tyler. It counts. I said

01:48:15.680 --> 01:48:19.140
1980 and 1995. Well, you didn't finish the question.

01:48:19.479 --> 01:48:23.979
Say it one more time. This province tried to

01:48:23.979 --> 01:48:27.659
secede from Canada in referendum so 1980 in 1995.

01:48:28.359 --> 01:48:32.039
I Actually don't know But I would guess Vancouver

01:48:32.039 --> 01:48:36.220
Timeout, I would guess Prince Edward. I look

01:48:36.220 --> 01:48:41.119
back. Thank God Thank fucking Christ for that

01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:52.069
timeout Oh Tyler's page Tyler's big 800 800 This

01:48:52.069 --> 01:48:54.789
Canadian city hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics.

01:48:55.850 --> 01:49:02.149
What is Vancouver? Vancouver! I almost busted

01:49:02.149 --> 01:49:07.250
and said Sochi. I almost busted and said that.

01:49:07.329 --> 01:49:13.170
600. 600. A vast array of natural land and tundra,

01:49:13.250 --> 01:49:15.810
this Canadian territory directly borders Alaska.

01:49:16.409 --> 01:49:20.409
Oh, Alaska. Fuck. And it's a popular spot for

01:49:20.409 --> 01:49:23.899
gold mining. Where's the Northwest Territory?

01:49:24.420 --> 01:49:30.479
Oh, no. That's actually territory, Dan. In Canada?

01:49:30.619 --> 01:49:33.279
Yeah, it is. Oh, shit. I don't blame you then.

01:49:33.319 --> 01:49:35.460
Northwest, you'd think it's fucking over there,

01:49:35.460 --> 01:49:41.420
right? It borders Alaska? Yeah. Hold on. Hold

01:49:41.420 --> 01:49:45.439
on. Hold on. Let me ask Chad at GPT. Can you

01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:49.170
just ask the question one more time? A vast array

01:49:49.170 --> 01:49:51.750
of natural land and tundra, this Canadian territory

01:49:51.750 --> 01:49:55.109
directly borders Alaska. It's a popular spot

01:49:55.109 --> 01:49:59.130
for gold mining. The gold mining gives it, gives

01:49:59.130 --> 01:50:04.930
it, oh fuck. It's, uh... I'm gonna be so pissed

01:50:04.930 --> 01:50:09.649
when I'm on this. Whatever, fuck it. Fuck it.

01:50:09.909 --> 01:50:12.819
It's, uh, Yukon. Damn, I thought that was in

01:50:12.819 --> 01:50:14.960
the U .S. I'd need to. I thought that was like

01:50:14.960 --> 01:50:17.319
Montana or something. That literally went through

01:50:17.319 --> 01:50:19.840
my head like 10 times of Yukon, but I did not

01:50:19.840 --> 01:50:21.539
for a minute think that was in Canada. I think

01:50:21.539 --> 01:50:23.340
you're thinking of the college. Tyler got old

01:50:23.340 --> 01:50:27.640
Canada and hot diggity dog. Canada. 400. A leaf

01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:29.960
from this tree is at the center of the Canadian

01:50:29.960 --> 01:50:33.680
flag. That is Tyler. Oh, fuck. Tyler got it.

01:50:33.680 --> 01:50:37.340
I thought I got that one. Hot dogs for 1 ,000.

01:50:37.880 --> 01:50:41.090
All right, finally for 1 ,000. This kind of bun

01:50:41.090 --> 01:50:43.510
is often split along the top instead of the side.

01:50:43.609 --> 01:50:47.909
It is named after a U .S. region. U .S. region?

01:50:47.949 --> 01:50:50.670
Say that again. This kind of bun is often split

01:50:50.670 --> 01:50:53.750
along the top instead of the side. It is named

01:50:53.750 --> 01:50:56.130
after a U .S. region. I always just call it a

01:50:56.130 --> 01:50:59.729
fucking hot dog bun. It's the one that's split

01:50:59.729 --> 01:51:02.810
in the top, though. Split in the top? Yeah, not

01:51:02.810 --> 01:51:04.130
on the side. I guess it depends on which way

01:51:04.130 --> 01:51:07.050
you hold it. Yeah. What the fuck is making hot

01:51:07.050 --> 01:51:09.590
dogs like this? What? Wait, how is it split?

01:51:09.739 --> 01:51:13.680
So it's like a sub? No. It's like, you know how

01:51:13.680 --> 01:51:17.100
hot dog rolls? Turn it sideways and cut it? You

01:51:17.100 --> 01:51:21.020
just cut the crust part instead? What the fuck?

01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:24.600
Who's eating these hot dogs? People from this

01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:27.020
US region. No, what the fuck? What does this

01:51:27.020 --> 01:51:30.439
hot dog bun look like? Describe this to me. I

01:51:30.439 --> 01:51:32.340
don't think you can describe it. How do you cut

01:51:32.340 --> 01:51:34.560
a hot dog roll, Tyler? You fucking cut it this

01:51:34.560 --> 01:51:37.000
way. It's a fucking long roll that you cut on

01:51:37.000 --> 01:51:39.180
the top. Yeah, but do you cut it on the brown

01:51:39.180 --> 01:51:42.899
side or do you cut it on the white side? It all

01:51:42.899 --> 01:51:45.420
is the white side. Do you turn it to the side

01:51:45.420 --> 01:51:47.239
and cut it or do you cut it on the top? I'm not

01:51:47.239 --> 01:51:51.699
buzzing. I cut it on the top. The top part. The

01:51:51.699 --> 01:51:53.279
middle of the bun that's split open like this.

01:51:53.359 --> 01:51:55.479
Oh yeah, then you're from this region. Because

01:51:55.479 --> 01:51:57.279
the normal way is turn it on the side and then

01:51:57.279 --> 01:52:00.170
cut it. What the fuck are you talking about?

01:52:01.869 --> 01:52:03.630
Like I'm still I'm trying to figure out what

01:52:03.630 --> 01:52:06.270
the fuck that you're talking about. You can either

01:52:06.270 --> 01:52:08.869
cut a bun on the top of the bun or on the side.

01:52:08.869 --> 01:52:10.409
I think it's safe to say we can time the question.

01:52:10.470 --> 01:52:13.250
The side is like the white part and the top is

01:52:13.250 --> 01:52:16.229
like the crust like the brown part. So dude it

01:52:16.229 --> 01:52:18.569
always looks like you're thinking that every

01:52:18.569 --> 01:52:21.229
hot dog bun is split on the top. Yeah. It's not.

01:52:21.310 --> 01:52:24.789
It's not. Yeah. Yeah, the standard hot dog, I

01:52:24.789 --> 01:52:26.449
guess from the way he's describing a split on

01:52:26.449 --> 01:52:28.770
the side it is Consider the brown part at the

01:52:28.770 --> 01:52:30.850
top and the other brown part at the bottom. Yeah

01:52:30.850 --> 01:52:33.090
white and the middle white is aside split the

01:52:33.090 --> 01:52:36.130
middle You turn it on the side right the way

01:52:36.130 --> 01:52:39.189
you see it. It's flipped on its side So you fucking

01:52:39.189 --> 01:52:41.970
split it did the fucking course. It looks like

01:52:41.970 --> 01:52:43.630
you're putting the hot dog in the top It's actually

01:52:43.630 --> 01:52:46.550
the side of the bun So somewhere some psychopath

01:52:46.550 --> 01:52:50.109
somewhere in some region this country some psychopaths

01:52:50.109 --> 01:52:53.350
plural are cutting down the brown part Well,

01:52:53.350 --> 01:52:55.569
I'm fucked anyways. What is a Midwest hot dog?

01:52:55.750 --> 01:52:58.289
It says Midwest, no. That would be hilarious

01:52:58.289 --> 01:53:02.430
if you got that, dude. Is it American? I'm not

01:53:02.430 --> 01:53:04.069
buzzing in, but is it American? That's New England

01:53:04.069 --> 01:53:08.470
rolls. Oh, I was going to say Northeast. Can

01:53:08.470 --> 01:53:11.010
you show me a picture of a New England hot dog

01:53:11.010 --> 01:53:13.069
roll comparatively to a standard hot dog roll?

01:53:13.189 --> 01:53:15.250
Because I'm still trying to wrap my head around

01:53:15.250 --> 01:53:16.770
what the fuck this looks like. Dude, I feel like

01:53:16.770 --> 01:53:20.979
that is so petty. That is petty. Like you see

01:53:20.979 --> 01:53:23.140
how this is the size of the hot dog with the

01:53:23.140 --> 01:53:28.420
white part, right? You cut it out on the top

01:53:28.420 --> 01:53:30.079
that's New England roll if you cut out the white

01:53:30.079 --> 01:53:33.640
part, it's a it's a regular hot dog That's a

01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:37.920
regular hot dog cut it on the side Yeah, well

01:53:37.920 --> 01:53:43.979
Albany is very close to New England So we use

01:53:43.979 --> 01:53:46.640
New England style. Yeah, yeah. So wait a second.

01:53:46.680 --> 01:53:48.899
We've been eating hot dogs wrong this whole time?

01:53:49.079 --> 01:53:54.680
Yes. Hold on. What? People cut it the other way?

01:53:55.260 --> 01:53:57.439
Why would you cut it that way? I'm glad I didn't

01:53:57.439 --> 01:53:59.500
get a hot dog in Puerto Rico. Fucking Christ.

01:53:59.800 --> 01:54:02.079
I would lose my mind if someone... What is this?

01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:04.039
But if you buy... I just bought hot dog rolls

01:54:04.039 --> 01:54:05.739
from Stortz, though. Those are cut the regular

01:54:05.739 --> 01:54:09.880
way. Which regular way? The regular, like, not

01:54:09.880 --> 01:54:13.329
New England. Like, on the side. I would be pissed

01:54:13.329 --> 01:54:15.909
if somebody gave me the regular way of hot dogs.

01:54:16.310 --> 01:54:19.770
What the fuck is this thing? What clown do you

01:54:19.770 --> 01:54:22.430
have in the kitchen back there? Are you guys

01:54:22.430 --> 01:54:25.310
retarded? Damn, I might grill some hot dogs.

01:54:25.670 --> 01:54:29.090
Seriously, guys, have you ever seen a hot dog

01:54:29.090 --> 01:54:32.390
another way? No. I have. I've seen what he's

01:54:32.390 --> 01:54:35.390
talking about. I've never seen it done that way.

01:54:35.569 --> 01:54:38.069
Yeah, but it makes it kind of look like a slice

01:54:38.069 --> 01:54:40.930
of bread folded over. yeah i guess like genuinely

01:54:40.930 --> 01:54:43.430
i've never seen it done the other way yeah like

01:54:43.430 --> 01:54:46.369
i is it just you have you just you just didn't

01:54:46.369 --> 01:54:48.710
register that there was two different kinds in

01:54:48.710 --> 01:54:50.909
your mind Yeah, but, like, I'm just genuinely

01:54:50.909 --> 01:54:52.930
used to it. It's like the Mandela effect, right?

01:54:53.250 --> 01:54:56.010
No, but I'm just genuinely, like, every hot dog

01:54:56.010 --> 01:54:58.109
place around here cuts it the normal way. Like,

01:54:58.109 --> 01:55:01.050
not the normal way, but our normal. No, I've

01:55:01.050 --> 01:55:03.890
had hot dogs that are cut the other way. Like,

01:55:03.909 --> 01:55:07.390
Hot Dog Charlie's is our way. Gus's Hot Dogs

01:55:07.390 --> 01:55:10.149
is our way. Like, all these, like, local hot

01:55:10.149 --> 01:55:12.789
dog places are all, like, the brown hot dogs.

01:55:12.789 --> 01:55:16.079
So it's the ones that look like these. Yeah,

01:55:16.180 --> 01:55:18.840
yeah, yeah. I'm used to seeing the top part split

01:55:18.840 --> 01:55:22.319
in half. I mean, me too. But I now recognize

01:55:22.319 --> 01:55:24.319
these are a little bit more out there than I

01:55:24.319 --> 01:55:27.640
thought they were. All right, Final Jeopardy.

01:55:27.659 --> 01:55:31.220
Tyler's got 3 ,000. AllieMac's got 4 ,800. Ooh,

01:55:31.460 --> 01:55:35.140
Dan's got 2 ,000. Anybody's game still. Category?

01:55:35.859 --> 01:55:38.199
Don't tell me geography or I will smack you in

01:55:38.199 --> 01:55:40.640
the cock. Jesus Christ. What was the score again?

01:55:41.079 --> 01:55:44.739
Tyler's got 3 ,000. AllieMac's got 4 ,800. Dan's

01:55:44.739 --> 01:55:54.279
got 2 ,000. Category, let's go with... Wait,

01:55:54.340 --> 01:55:59.180
give me the scores one more time. Allie Mack

01:55:59.180 --> 01:56:03.579
got 4 ,800. Tyler's got 3 ,000. Dan's got 2 ,000.

01:56:21.609 --> 01:56:27.810
Category statistics But not like the math kind

01:56:27.810 --> 01:56:31.369
like like statistics like this is a stat Wait,

01:56:31.489 --> 01:56:33.609
give me the scores one more time. I'm sorry.

01:56:33.770 --> 01:56:38.210
I always got 3000 I max got 4800 Dan's got 2000

01:56:45.100 --> 01:56:47.119
Give me the scores one more time. Oh my Jesus

01:56:47.119 --> 01:56:49.779
fucking Christ. I wasn't paying attention because

01:56:49.779 --> 01:56:51.100
I wasn't asking the question. Dan, you have 2

01:56:51.100 --> 01:56:55.319
,000. All right, what does everybody else got?

01:56:55.560 --> 01:56:59.380
Allie Mac's got 4 ,800. Damn. Tyler's got 3 ,000.

01:57:00.359 --> 01:57:15.739
Damn. You know Pedro Pascal, the actor? What?

01:57:15.920 --> 01:57:19.199
You know the actor Pedro Pascal? No. The guy

01:57:19.199 --> 01:57:23.779
who plays Mandalorian? No. The guy who plays

01:57:23.779 --> 01:57:27.579
the fucking dude in Last of Us? I didn't see

01:57:27.579 --> 01:57:33.619
that. The guy who's playing Mr. Fantastic in

01:57:33.619 --> 01:57:36.380
the new Fantastic Four? I didn't watch that.

01:57:38.539 --> 01:57:41.140
I'm not really into superhero shit. Unless it's

01:57:41.140 --> 01:57:45.170
like Spider -Man. Do you know why? Do you know

01:57:45.170 --> 01:57:50.229
Pedro Pascal, the actor? Yeah. All right, I got

01:57:50.229 --> 01:57:52.949
your wagers. Wait, you said Tyler had 3K? Yeah.

01:57:53.010 --> 01:57:55.430
Okay, yeah, my bet stinks. Got your wagers. Wager.

01:57:55.689 --> 01:57:58.270
Question. This is the U .S. state with the highest

01:57:58.270 --> 01:58:01.090
African -American population in the U .S. by

01:58:01.090 --> 01:58:04.850
percentage. I feel like this is racist. Why?

01:58:05.329 --> 01:58:08.109
I just feel like it is. Okay, Dad feels like

01:58:08.109 --> 01:58:09.970
it's racist. I feel like this question's racist,

01:58:10.069 --> 01:58:14.680
and we ought to throw it out. Fuck. Because this

01:58:14.680 --> 01:58:17.699
is not a racist podcast. This is the U .S. state

01:58:17.699 --> 01:58:19.539
with the highest African -American population

01:58:19.539 --> 01:58:23.520
in the U .S. by percentage. What are you doing

01:58:23.520 --> 01:58:26.060
on your phone over there, Tyler? I was texting

01:58:26.060 --> 01:58:30.800
my girl. Yeah. Let's see your screen there. I

01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:35.840
put in... I put in... I texted her at the state.

01:58:36.340 --> 01:58:42.100
He's like, chat GPT. I'm playing this game under

01:58:42.100 --> 01:58:48.840
protest. Yeah, now I can't see your screen. I

01:58:48.840 --> 01:59:03.279
was playing Jeopardy and I sent you that by mistake.

01:59:03.819 --> 01:59:07.199
You sent me something? No, I sent her. Oh, mistake.

01:59:10.439 --> 01:59:13.220
Can you say the question again? Yeah, I do need

01:59:13.220 --> 01:59:15.760
to hear that one more time. The U .S. state with

01:59:15.760 --> 01:59:18.420
the highest African -American population in the

01:59:18.420 --> 01:59:24.939
U .S. by percentage. Okay, we can figure this

01:59:24.939 --> 01:59:28.600
out. Say it one more time, just so maybe it sparks

01:59:28.600 --> 01:59:31.159
a couple neurons firing around. The state with

01:59:31.159 --> 01:59:33.760
the highest African -American population in the

01:59:33.760 --> 01:59:36.319
U .S. by percentage. I don't know what I want

01:59:36.319 --> 01:59:40.350
to say. I don't know if it's right. It could

01:59:40.350 --> 01:59:43.189
be like a whole fucking carousel of them, to

01:59:43.189 --> 01:59:46.270
be honest. This is fucked up. Tyler's got a lot

01:59:46.270 --> 01:59:49.250
of typing on that keyboard over there. Did he

01:59:49.250 --> 01:59:52.930
already put it in? Hold on, I'm going to use

01:59:52.930 --> 01:59:55.909
some logic to figure this out. I'm pretty sure

01:59:55.909 --> 02:00:00.390
it's what I said. Fuck. He's pretty sure. I have

02:00:00.390 --> 02:00:02.949
no idea and he's pretty sure. What the fuck?

02:00:03.970 --> 02:00:07.109
God damn it. Hold on a sec. Let's use some logic

02:00:07.109 --> 02:00:12.949
here. Black people are naturally going to be

02:00:12.949 --> 02:00:16.550
gravitated towards the same latitude as Africa.

02:00:17.130 --> 02:00:21.789
Okay? So that counts out the northeastern United

02:00:21.789 --> 02:00:28.170
States. Okay? So that leaves us somewhere in

02:00:28.170 --> 02:00:32.630
the south. Right? California, socioeconomically,

02:00:32.630 --> 02:00:37.409
probably not possible for a lot of them. So let's

02:00:37.409 --> 02:00:40.510
count out California. Texas. I mean, there's

02:00:40.510 --> 02:00:43.630
some black cowboys. Not a lot of them. I like

02:00:43.630 --> 02:00:45.630
the thought process. Dan's got some Rain Man

02:00:45.630 --> 02:00:47.609
shit going on in his head. Casey, can I get that

02:00:47.609 --> 02:00:49.529
vape back? Now I'm stressed. I got it narrowed

02:00:49.529 --> 02:00:52.810
down to Atlanta and Florida. To Georgia and Florida.

02:00:54.010 --> 02:00:55.930
And I'm going to have to flip a fucking coin

02:00:55.930 --> 02:01:02.949
in. Because I would say I don't think I don't

02:01:02.949 --> 02:01:04.829
know, Dan. A lot of white people live in Florida.

02:01:05.289 --> 02:01:07.229
A lot of black people live in Florida too, though.

02:01:07.310 --> 02:01:10.619
I promise. Yeah. Although I've never met. That's

02:01:10.619 --> 02:01:13.560
like a snowbird state. It is. That's why I stayed

02:01:13.560 --> 02:01:15.619
away from Florida. And then I've never met a

02:01:15.619 --> 02:01:17.000
black person that said they were from Florida.

02:01:19.100 --> 02:01:23.119
Maybe they don't leave. I'm going to have to

02:01:23.119 --> 02:01:25.319
say Georgia because I just know there's so many

02:01:25.319 --> 02:01:29.220
rappers from Atlanta, Georgia. I said Georgia

02:01:29.220 --> 02:01:32.560
as well. I also said Georgia. Georgia, Casey.

02:01:32.819 --> 02:01:34.880
So either it's mutually assured destruction.

02:01:35.239 --> 02:01:39.899
We all said the same thing. So either we all

02:01:39.899 --> 02:01:41.939
get it or we all don't. It still comes down to

02:01:41.939 --> 02:01:47.479
the wagers, though, at the end of the day. All

02:01:47.479 --> 02:01:53.880
right, Dan. Dan says Georgia. Incorrect. I got

02:01:53.880 --> 02:02:00.020
it wrong. Dan, you bet $19 .99. Dan's down to

02:02:00.020 --> 02:02:09.640
$1. Tyler says Georgia. Incorrect. I was genuinely

02:02:09.640 --> 02:02:12.199
thinking of Atlanta, Georgia. Tyler bet $2 ,900.

02:02:12.340 --> 02:02:16.220
He's down to $100. Alleyback says, what is it,

02:02:16.260 --> 02:02:20.800
Georgia? I don't know. Stupid question. Alleyback,

02:02:20.920 --> 02:02:26.520
you bet $1 ,500. Down to $3 ,300. Oh, shit. Alleyback

02:02:26.520 --> 02:02:31.140
wins. Damn. A clean win. What was the answer?

02:02:32.220 --> 02:02:35.439
The answer was Mississippi. Fucking Mississippi.

02:02:37.229 --> 02:02:39.409
I've never heard of such a thing. I almost said

02:02:39.409 --> 02:02:42.310
Missouri. Yeah, I didn't know there was plantations

02:02:42.310 --> 02:02:45.170
in Mississippi, Dan. I did not. I never even

02:02:45.170 --> 02:02:47.970
think of it. Mississippi never crosses my mind

02:02:47.970 --> 02:02:52.250
ever for any reason. Damn, I'm the Nueve now.

02:02:53.109 --> 02:02:57.369
Damn, that was some Adderall -fueled injustice.

02:02:57.630 --> 02:02:59.689
I don't think so, man. I've been falling asleep

02:02:59.689 --> 02:03:01.590
the whole time. I don't think that Adderall's

02:03:01.590 --> 02:03:03.109
doing much. That was clutch. That was a great

02:03:03.109 --> 02:03:06.960
game. That was clutch. Damn. Hell yeah. This

02:03:06.960 --> 02:03:09.640
is sick. I think really the deal breaker was

02:03:09.640 --> 02:03:13.840
that I'm not nearly as high as I usually am during

02:03:13.840 --> 02:03:17.760
Jeopardy. Damn. I gotta step it up. Every time

02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:20.079
I'm sober during Jeopardy, I do good. I think

02:03:20.079 --> 02:03:22.380
that's really the kicker. If I like getting fucked

02:03:22.380 --> 02:03:24.500
up when I'm here. I'm bringing my fucking A -game

02:03:24.500 --> 02:03:26.840
next time. I'm gonna bring my fucking encyclopedia

02:03:26.840 --> 02:03:31.100
with me. Not bad, dawg. Not bad. So do you think

02:03:31.100 --> 02:03:35.699
monks are the gooners of religion? Dude, I think

02:03:35.699 --> 02:03:38.319
they're anti -gooner, actually. Dude, all they

02:03:38.319 --> 02:03:40.460
do is sit around all day and fucking jerk off.

02:03:41.060 --> 02:03:44.039
Dude, you know what? We talked about that two

02:03:44.039 --> 02:03:46.880
episodes ago. No, it actually got cut out. Did

02:03:46.880 --> 02:03:49.439
you? No, it got cut out. Why'd you cut it out?

02:03:49.720 --> 02:03:53.979
Because, remember, the whole thing got cut? Oh,

02:03:54.060 --> 02:03:56.680
yeah, the first half hour. Yeah, that was pretty

02:03:56.680 --> 02:03:58.840
bad. Yeah, if they're the gooners, I don't think

02:03:58.840 --> 02:04:00.399
so, dude, because monks are always trying to

02:04:00.399 --> 02:04:03.399
abstain from everything. Like to the point where

02:04:03.399 --> 02:04:05.680
they drive themselves insane. They're like, I'm

02:04:05.680 --> 02:04:08.479
not jerking off. I'm only eating oatmeal. I'm

02:04:08.479 --> 02:04:12.460
not, I'm not even looking at a TV screen. I'm

02:04:12.460 --> 02:04:14.279
just going to sit here and make, you know, the

02:04:14.279 --> 02:04:16.220
same noise over and over again. Do you think

02:04:16.220 --> 02:04:18.880
that elevates you to like a different mental

02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:21.239
state? No, I just like, you ever do like donut

02:04:21.239 --> 02:04:25.180
November? Yeah, dude. I've done like no, not

02:04:25.180 --> 02:04:28.579
like not, no, not what a long time about porn.

02:04:28.680 --> 02:04:31.529
Five years. How did it, how did it help your

02:04:31.529 --> 02:04:37.329
mental state? How did it help me? Um, I don't

02:04:37.329 --> 02:04:40.489
know that it did. Honestly, I don't know that

02:04:40.489 --> 02:04:44.810
it did. Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know. I think,

02:04:44.810 --> 02:04:48.590
I think you gotta like, you gotta release occasionally.

02:04:48.869 --> 02:04:51.850
Otherwise you're fucking, I don't know. I feel

02:04:51.850 --> 02:04:54.630
like it's not good for you. It's not, you actually,

02:04:54.670 --> 02:04:57.069
uh, have higher risk of prostate. I think once

02:04:57.069 --> 02:05:00.880
a week is like ideal. Like if you can get to

02:05:00.880 --> 02:05:04.500
that, but like four times a day is a little excessive.

02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:07.020
So somewhere. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Four times a

02:05:07.020 --> 02:05:11.699
day is excessive. It's excessive. Do you agree

02:05:11.699 --> 02:05:14.739
or disagree with that? Debatable. What if you

02:05:14.739 --> 02:05:18.060
just edge to one orgasm for the entire day? Do

02:05:18.060 --> 02:05:20.920
you think that's excessive? Edge. So you edged

02:05:20.920 --> 02:05:22.239
and then just release at the end of the day.

02:05:22.420 --> 02:05:24.880
Yeah. You just fucking straight sit there just

02:05:24.880 --> 02:05:28.600
on the brink all day. We can shut this off now.

02:05:28.720 --> 02:05:31.279
We actually asked Chet GPT that. How do you truly

02:05:31.279 --> 02:05:33.500
shut this thing off completely, Tyler? You just

02:05:33.500 --> 02:05:35.800
hold the button. You just touch the power button.

02:05:36.260 --> 02:05:39.800
Like, hold it. What is that light even for? It's

02:05:39.800 --> 02:05:43.500
blinking with one. Here, let me see. Just take

02:05:43.500 --> 02:05:49.260
the fucking battery out. There we go. Problem

02:05:49.260 --> 02:05:54.529
solved. Don't mix it with the dead ones. Dude,

02:05:54.569 --> 02:05:56.470
I'm gonna fucking slip into a coma when I get

02:05:56.470 --> 02:06:00.569
home. Yeah, dude, I don't know. I think excessive

02:06:00.569 --> 02:06:05.090
is like, if you gotta do it more than three times

02:06:05.090 --> 02:06:06.949
a day, that's a little much. I feel like it should

02:06:06.949 --> 02:06:12.010
just be restricted based off of time spent. What

02:06:12.010 --> 02:06:14.369
do you mean? Like, I feel like it's not necessarily

02:06:14.369 --> 02:06:18.689
how many times you're fucking cranking one. It's

02:06:18.689 --> 02:06:22.779
how long you're taking doing it. No! Wait. no

02:06:22.779 --> 02:06:25.699
way i've never heard duration is like yeah but

02:06:25.699 --> 02:06:28.640
dude if you're all right so i for one don't watch

02:06:28.640 --> 02:06:31.680
porn but if you were to since when for a long

02:06:31.680 --> 02:06:33.979
literally since i've been with cc i haven't felt

02:06:33.979 --> 02:06:37.500
the need to yeah you're fucking you're just the

02:06:37.500 --> 02:06:41.260
fucking stand -up you're a stand -up guy i can't

02:06:41.260 --> 02:06:43.079
give up that kind of novelty are you kidding

02:06:43.079 --> 02:06:47.000
me i just think that i'll be honest but i'll

02:06:47.000 --> 02:06:49.479
be honest about it it's because when i was single

02:06:49.479 --> 02:06:53.350
for so long before her it's just porn just sets

02:06:53.350 --> 02:06:56.750
this such unrealistic dude right like it doesn't

02:06:56.750 --> 02:07:00.869
compare and then i go back to i don't know it's

02:07:00.869 --> 02:07:03.470
just weird yeah it helps you like getting back

02:07:03.470 --> 02:07:06.210
into having sex regularly was really fucking

02:07:06.210 --> 02:07:09.630
weird for me just because it was like i hadn't

02:07:09.630 --> 02:07:12.550
done shit for four years like right and ever

02:07:12.550 --> 02:07:13.970
since then it's just i don't know porn's been

02:07:13.970 --> 02:07:17.199
weird to me Damn. Why is this thing still on?

02:07:17.260 --> 02:07:20.180
You took one out and the light is still on. There's

02:07:20.180 --> 02:07:23.000
people that go like months just like edging and

02:07:23.000 --> 02:07:25.800
never have an orgasm and they just edge for like

02:07:25.800 --> 02:07:28.140
six months. That's so bad for your brain. Like

02:07:28.140 --> 02:07:30.979
every day. It causes like brain damage. Like

02:07:30.979 --> 02:07:34.020
how can you just not fucking cum? Just dumping

02:07:34.020 --> 02:07:36.319
all your serotonin. I feel like gooning is so

02:07:36.319 --> 02:07:38.380
much worse than edging though. But people do

02:07:38.380 --> 02:07:39.840
that. Isn't that what gooning is though? No,

02:07:39.859 --> 02:07:41.800
gooning is when you edge so much you literally

02:07:41.800 --> 02:07:44.750
like go into like a fucking trench. Wow. I want

02:07:44.750 --> 02:07:47.770
to try that once. Now that I got some time. Even

02:07:47.770 --> 02:07:51.989
in my porn days, I did not fucking find myself

02:07:51.989 --> 02:07:55.710
in a porn train. Supposedly, you get to the point

02:07:55.710 --> 02:07:59.390
where you're pretty much just like out of body

02:07:59.390 --> 02:08:02.550
experience type thing. And when you nut, you

02:08:02.550 --> 02:08:06.789
just nut across the room. I've heard stories

02:08:06.789 --> 02:08:10.350
of people doing that. He's heard stories. That's

02:08:10.350 --> 02:08:12.750
how you do it. You edge so much that you get...

02:08:13.149 --> 02:08:16.729
I heard legends. I'm doing like a permanent trance.

02:08:16.930 --> 02:08:20.050
I've heard legends. You just get stuck in an

02:08:20.050 --> 02:08:24.029
eternal edging cycle from hell. You just coon

02:08:24.029 --> 02:08:27.229
forever. Alex, you've missed work for three straight

02:08:27.229 --> 02:08:30.109
days. What? You fucking blue ball yourself every

02:08:30.109 --> 02:08:32.350
day for six months. That's how you turn into

02:08:32.350 --> 02:08:35.350
a goonie. It hurts. You ever get blue balled

02:08:35.350 --> 02:08:38.890
and it fucking hurts? Yeah. Temporarily. No,

02:08:38.890 --> 02:08:41.329
I know. It's not like a fucking long -term thing,

02:08:41.350 --> 02:08:44.279
but you're like, God, ow. ow it's like when you

02:08:44.279 --> 02:08:46.560
like stop taking a piss halfway through yeah

02:08:46.560 --> 02:08:50.199
it's like uncomfortable for a minute and then

02:08:50.199 --> 02:08:53.439
it goes away i've only gotten it a couple times

02:08:53.439 --> 02:08:55.859
like i dude i don't know sometimes like when

02:08:55.859 --> 02:08:58.359
i'm trying not to nut right like say like i want

02:08:58.359 --> 02:09:00.840
to like chi up you know get some energy internal

02:09:00.840 --> 02:09:04.520
energy going and i'm like i dude your fucking

02:09:04.520 --> 02:09:06.279
dick's hard it's like the morning you're just

02:09:06.279 --> 02:09:08.649
like rubbing it And it's just like, you know

02:09:08.649 --> 02:09:11.590
what I'm talking about. And you're just trying

02:09:11.590 --> 02:09:13.250
not to. And the next thing you know, you're like

02:09:13.250 --> 02:09:16.029
just jerking a little bit. And then you're like,

02:09:16.090 --> 02:09:17.710
all right, but I'm not going to nut. I'm not

02:09:17.710 --> 02:09:19.890
going to nut. And you're just, you know, and

02:09:19.890 --> 02:09:22.079
then you end up edging. And, like, I've done

02:09:22.079 --> 02:09:23.739
that, dude. And then by the end of the day, I've

02:09:23.739 --> 02:09:25.960
edged all fucking day. And then just fucking

02:09:25.960 --> 02:09:29.079
shoot across the fucking room. That's what gooning

02:09:29.079 --> 02:09:30.899
is. Dan, you're gooning. Yeah, that's exactly

02:09:30.899 --> 02:09:35.859
what it is. I'm a gooner, though. That's exactly

02:09:35.859 --> 02:09:39.020
what it is, Dan. I didn't know. I thought that

02:09:39.020 --> 02:09:41.039
was just edging. That's the episode title right

02:09:41.039 --> 02:09:47.239
there. Dan's a gooner. It's not the worst thing,

02:09:47.260 --> 02:09:50.479
I guess. Yes, it is. Dude, you said it was like

02:09:50.479 --> 02:09:53.720
a demonic ritual. I'm just jerking into the edge

02:09:53.720 --> 02:09:56.659
just before completion. I mean, for me, man,

02:09:56.819 --> 02:09:58.300
I'm not, I'm not going to lie. I get morning

02:09:58.300 --> 02:10:01.779
wood when I wake up. I have no sexual drive in

02:10:01.779 --> 02:10:04.380
the morning to speak of. I'm not a morning person.

02:10:04.539 --> 02:10:06.880
So yeah, my dick will be hard, but mentally I'm

02:10:06.880 --> 02:10:11.020
not in that mood at all. Wow. I feel bad because

02:10:11.020 --> 02:10:13.859
sometimes that's a one -way feeling with me and

02:10:13.859 --> 02:10:15.859
it's like, I don't want to do that right now.

02:10:16.100 --> 02:10:18.500
This episode is going to be called Gooting with

02:10:18.500 --> 02:10:21.180
Dan and Jeffrey Epstein. No, I don't like the

02:10:21.180 --> 02:10:25.060
Jeffrey Epstein part. Gooting with Dan, I'm good

02:10:25.060 --> 02:10:28.460
with. But you throw in a fucking child predator.

02:10:30.180 --> 02:10:35.079
That changes things. So I have a theory. I was

02:10:35.079 --> 02:10:37.140
watching this Dale Earnhardt documentary. Fuck

02:10:37.140 --> 02:10:40.399
yeah. The intimidator. Unemployment activities.

02:10:40.720 --> 02:10:44.279
Hell yeah. Yeah. So Dale Earnhardt, he was given

02:10:44.279 --> 02:10:46.880
a lot of clues that he was going to die before

02:10:46.880 --> 02:10:50.439
it happened. Yeah. And he was saying like, you

02:10:50.439 --> 02:10:52.100
know, somebody said, oh, well, you know, this

02:10:52.100 --> 02:10:54.619
next race coming up. And he's like, yeah, if

02:10:54.619 --> 02:10:57.479
I make it to that. And it's like, well, what

02:10:57.479 --> 02:10:59.079
the fuck is that supposed to mean? Was he suicidal,

02:10:59.300 --> 02:11:03.270
you think? Well, no, I, I think, I think I got

02:11:03.270 --> 02:11:07.029
a theory that Dale Earnhardt. All right. He's

02:11:07.029 --> 02:11:10.109
like a Southern legend icon. Oh yeah. Right.

02:11:10.989 --> 02:11:16.149
Dale Earnhardt got HIV. He got the HIV. And he,

02:11:16.289 --> 02:11:19.770
there's no way that he, that could ever get out

02:11:19.770 --> 02:11:23.149
because dude, that's in the, in the fucking Bible

02:11:23.149 --> 02:11:25.989
thumping Southern States. Dale Earnhardt has

02:11:25.989 --> 02:11:31.399
HIV. Yeah. Dale Earnhardt. got hiv fucking hookers

02:11:31.399 --> 02:11:35.279
fucking prostitutes suicided himself into the

02:11:35.279 --> 02:11:38.840
wall and that's what caused 9 -11 and then that

02:11:38.840 --> 02:11:41.260
caused the glitch in the matrix and then 9 -11

02:11:41.260 --> 02:11:44.500
happened a few months later right oh my god jesus

02:11:44.500 --> 02:11:47.180
christ september right because what's your birthday

02:11:47.180 --> 02:11:51.039
it was 29th april 29th yeah me and him were born

02:11:51.039 --> 02:11:52.859
on the same oh oh you didn't you i thought your

02:11:52.859 --> 02:11:54.939
birthday was the day no no no me and him were

02:11:54.939 --> 02:11:57.909
born the same day september so that was what

02:11:57.909 --> 02:12:00.390
what day did he die i think he probably died

02:12:00.390 --> 02:12:02.470
the summer like july or something yeah and then

02:12:02.470 --> 02:12:04.609
it was a couple days later like a couple months

02:12:04.609 --> 02:12:08.470
later yeah a couple months later yeah it's fucked

02:12:08.470 --> 02:12:13.069
that's why yeah because he had fucking yeah dude

02:12:13.069 --> 02:12:16.050
it's fucking crazy things you never know i was

02:12:16.050 --> 02:12:20.970
watching that documentary I'm saying this like

02:12:20.970 --> 02:12:24.649
this is truth. I completely fabricated all of

02:12:24.649 --> 02:12:27.109
this. Well, you know the last episode went that

02:12:27.109 --> 02:12:31.869
way too. Why? When? The 4th of July episode where

02:12:31.869 --> 02:12:34.970
you talked about shipping the black people to

02:12:34.970 --> 02:12:37.810
Africa. I did not. I never said that. No, you

02:12:37.810 --> 02:12:40.409
said we saved them by taking them from Africa.

02:12:40.529 --> 02:12:43.189
No, we actually did though. I'm 100 % serious

02:12:43.189 --> 02:12:45.149
about that. I will die on that fucking hill.

02:12:45.659 --> 02:12:48.720
Just one second here. My dad sent me a text message

02:12:48.720 --> 02:12:51.880
of a song that he says sounds like a fat guy

02:12:51.880 --> 02:12:55.260
walking to McDonald's. And this is the song.

02:13:02.859 --> 02:13:13.819
Just a fat guy? Yeah, it really does. What is

02:13:13.819 --> 02:13:16.560
that song? It's called Them Changes by Thundercat.

02:13:17.020 --> 02:13:20.060
Wow. That song sounds really corny. It's a good

02:13:20.060 --> 02:13:25.079
song. I actually like it. I was sitting here.

02:13:25.199 --> 02:13:27.439
It's fucking midnight. I get a text message from

02:13:27.439 --> 02:13:31.159
my fucking dad. It's a picture of him listening

02:13:31.159 --> 02:13:35.680
to the song in his car. It just says, Fat guy

02:13:35.680 --> 02:13:38.880
walking to McDonald's song, period. That's it.

02:13:39.650 --> 02:13:42.029
That's all that was in that text message. Dude,

02:13:42.090 --> 02:13:43.869
your dad is like... Because he's pretty young.

02:13:44.189 --> 02:13:49.710
He's 40... Yeah. 47? Dude, that's crazy. 46.

02:13:50.090 --> 02:13:54.210
Your dad is 11 years older than me. Yeah. That's

02:13:54.210 --> 02:13:56.989
fucking wild. Dad could be Tyler's daddy. Could

02:13:56.989 --> 02:14:00.850
I be your dad? No. No, you're 28. You're 28?

02:14:01.149 --> 02:14:06.479
I'm 27. 27. I was born in 98. Oh, suck. I could

02:14:06.479 --> 02:14:09.039
be your dad if I had you at eight years old.

02:14:09.100 --> 02:14:11.539
If you were on Jeffrey Epstein's island, you

02:14:11.539 --> 02:14:17.699
could be Tyler's dad. Jesus fucking Christ. I

02:14:17.699 --> 02:14:19.739
don't even understand that. I'm trying to wrap

02:14:19.739 --> 02:14:23.979
my head around what you just said. How much older

02:14:23.979 --> 02:14:26.960
are you than him? I'm eight years older. Well,

02:14:27.020 --> 02:14:29.260
exactly. If you were on Jeffrey Epstein's island.

02:14:29.939 --> 02:14:34.539
If I was on Jeffrey Epstein's island. Yeah. I

02:14:34.539 --> 02:14:38.239
could be his... I'm done with that. Tyler's like,

02:14:38.319 --> 02:14:41.119
I gotta go. I gotta drive fucking eight hours

02:14:41.119 --> 02:14:43.359
tomorrow. Damn. Where are you going, Tyler? Vermont.

02:14:43.960 --> 02:14:46.899
Oh, I'm sorry. That had to happen to you. I was

02:14:46.899 --> 02:14:48.859
born in Vermont. Leave them alone. Were you?

02:14:49.039 --> 02:14:50.939
Yeah. Dude, Vermont's the worst. It's part of

02:14:50.939 --> 02:14:52.359
my job. I gotta go out there. So depressing.

02:14:52.819 --> 02:14:55.359
Do some shit. It's just a bunch of Democrats

02:14:55.359 --> 02:14:56.479
and a lot of weed. Are we gonna do the outro?

02:14:58.960 --> 02:15:02.140
Alright, thanks for listening. If you think Jeffrey

02:15:02.140 --> 02:15:06.899
Epstein didn't kill himself, then email us until

02:15:06.899 --> 02:15:12.800
the podcast 73 at gmail .com. Oh my God. I just

02:15:12.800 --> 02:15:15.399
fixed that. Jesus Christ. What is he doing to

02:15:15.399 --> 02:15:16.939
your son? I don't know. I just fixed it though.

02:15:17.319 --> 02:15:20.060
It's not, there's not a water apparently. What?

02:15:20.119 --> 02:15:23.380
Oh, it's stuck on again. No, it's not. It's not.

02:15:23.399 --> 02:15:29.039
It's not going. And as always, uh, anyway, be

02:15:29.039 --> 02:15:33.180
kind to yourselves and each other. We out. Fuck

02:15:33.180 --> 02:15:39.380
off. For all we know, robots have souls. We just

02:15:39.380 --> 02:15:41.439
don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

02:15:42.420 --> 02:15:48.930
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think

02:15:48.930 --> 02:15:51.109
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

02:15:51.630 --> 02:15:57.109
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

02:15:57.109 --> 02:16:00.329
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out

02:16:00.329 --> 02:16:04.210
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended

02:16:04.210 --> 02:16:07.329
episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come

02:16:07.329 --> 02:16:09.810
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

02:16:09.829 --> 02:16:11.470
You're telling me that they didn't die and become

02:16:11.470 --> 02:16:15.689
ghosts? They're killing already born babies and

02:16:15.689 --> 02:16:19.750
sell them to the Chinese. Alien race. somewhere

02:16:19.750 --> 02:16:23.470
in china all right in some base what the fuck

02:16:23.470 --> 02:16:25.670
there are super soldiers that are at least nine

02:16:25.670 --> 02:16:31.649
or ten feet tall super soldiers then they are

02:16:31.649 --> 02:17:01.010
extraterrestrials they are aliens what before

02:17:01.010 --> 02:17:04.309
my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die

02:17:04.309 --> 02:17:08.469
of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing

02:17:08.469 --> 02:17:11.690
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think

02:17:11.690 --> 02:17:14.610
that the government has taken it to the next

02:17:14.610 --> 02:17:20.969
level with the birds they know what birds are

02:17:20.969 --> 02:17:23.389
going to cross paths with you that you are going

02:17:23.389 --> 02:17:25.389
to be able to raise and they are going to make

02:17:25.389 --> 02:17:27.629
them so fucking real they're going to sink money

02:17:27.629 --> 02:17:30.129
into them because they know that if you put that

02:17:30.129 --> 02:17:41.899
mother's Which, by the way, big brother, is the

02:17:41.899 --> 02:17:47.819
overlord. We're only living in the third dimension!

02:18:22.569 --> 02:18:25.409
Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not fucking lying.

02:18:25.590 --> 02:18:28.750
It's fucking real. Okay? Look it up. Look it

02:18:28.750 --> 02:18:31.709
up. He says that he was doing this shit. George

02:18:31.709 --> 02:18:32.829
Soros actually worked...