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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,
robots have souls. We just don't know if they
do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been
a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we
are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,
we are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck
did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing
all the already born babies and sell them to
the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.
some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials
they are aliens Untitled podcast. Episode 112.
This is a reggae version of Pregosocial. It's
called Spliff Not. Reggae parody. You like reggae,
Tyler? I don't. Tyler and Casey here. I got something
spooky I want to talk about. When dark. So you
ever see the back rooms? What's the deal with
the back rooms? I've been fascinated by this
lately. You haven't heard about the back rooms
yet? I've been into the videos like this last
couple weeks. Uh, the backrooms, for those who
don't know, is that it's, like, you noclip out
of reality, which is, like, a video game term
when, like, you fall through, like, a wall or,
like, a floor. Um, if you do that in real life,
you end up in these things called the backrooms.
Can we try to do that? Like, noclip through my
basement wall? And end up in, like, the backrooms?
Then what happens if we succeed? No, it's just
fucking weird. And I like how, like, there's
the guy that created it, right? But there's also,
like, everybody just makes random videos and,
like, they're all part of the universe, even
though they're not the original creator. Yeah,
it's kind of like the SCP files, if you ever
heard of that. And they have those weird dudes
who wear the gas masks that, like, I think they're,
like, clones or something because they, like,
literally don't care if they die. Like the ones
where it's, like, the slides that say to death,
to whatever. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little one that
the guys like I don't want to go down this one
and he's like do that Yeah, I saw that one too
Yeah, there's a like the backrooms lore is fucking
insane Like there's like fucking like 10 ,000
levels at this point like negative levels and
shit and like I just don't understand like the
entities What entities we got in the back rooms?
I mean you got the the fucking camera head guys
You got out of the smilers you got the party
The Party Goers, I think they're called. Like,
yeah, just, yeah, Jamie, look up the Backroom
Entities. Backrooms Entities. But, uh, it's a
really interesting, like, thing. There's gonna
be a movie coming out about it. Is there? It's
gonna be good. The Backrooms movie. That's insane.
Like, it's crazy when internet videos, like,
get, like, actual, like, fucking... The entities
are numbered one to a thousand. What? I don't
get it. But they don't have, like, you can't
click on the links. Why not? Is it just like
a dead link? Or is it just not even linked? I
hate, like, wiki pages, but... The humans, the
windows, Smiler. Yeah, Smiler. That's my favorite
one. Entity three. Oh, it looks weird. Which
one? The smiler? Yeah. Yeah, it's just like two
glowing eyes and like a mouth. Smilers are generally
hostile and have been many confirmed sightings
of them. Can I be identified by their signature
reflective eyes and teeth gleaming in the dark?
Yeah. The best way to escape a smiler is to keep
eye contact. They tend to reside in dark areas
on level two and three. People are fucking into
this shit. Yeah. Uh, there's also, I think, like,
camera heads. There are, uh, the party goers,
which are, like, people that try to get you to,
like, the party level where they'll just eat
you. Entity 7, Jerry, which is just a fucking
parrot. Oh, yeah, Jerry. There's also the cult
of Jerry. Yeah, I forgot about the cult of Jerry.
Those who make physical contact with Jerry without
taming him are subject to his indoctrinable abilities.
He can be tamed using sunflower seeds and almond
water. What? This would be a good video game.
You know those video games about the back rooms?
I want to play one of those. Yeah, I mean, it
looks cool. I've actually been playing a lot,
a lot of fucking Ready or Not. That's probably
my game that I've been playing a lot. so far
i thought it wasn't out till july 15th on pc
it's been out for like three years oh yeah is
that the one where it's like super realistic
yeah like super realistic like SWAT team like
shit oh you're like a cop and shit yeah and uh
dude it's fucking crazy one of the levels is
a fucking school shooting that you have to put
down the fucking gunman oh shit yeah i'll play
that yeah one of them cool yeah yeah one level
is is a school shooting in a college And then
another level, which is like the other controversial
level, is the name of the level is fucking Neon
Tomb, which is fucking a sick name. At least
you're the cops. You're not the one doing the
school shooting. Yeah, like fucking no Russian.
But yeah, the one level is called Neon Tomb.
And remember the Florida gay nightclub shooting?
Florida, yeah. Like a couple years back. Is that
a level? It's basically that. You have to go
through and you have to kill the gunman that's
holding everybody up. They're like an active
shooter and terrorist threat because it's a group
of terrorists that go in and start shooting up
a nightclub. Is there going to be one in Vegas?
They're still releasing DLC, so it'd be interesting
to see. What's that hotel called? I don't remember
what that hotel was called. But yeah, you go
through and basically... The first level that
you play is... The first level that you play
is a held up convenience store. And there's four
guys with guns holding up the convenience store
after a botched robbery. Then you have to go
in and either arrest the guys or shoot them.
It's like what police sim should be. And then
level two... It's actually a swatting incident.
You actually go in and there's a streamer, but
you find out that he's got child porn on his
computer and shit, so you take him in. Level
three is a crack house with a bunch of meth heads
in it that you have to go through and put them
down. Level four is a human trafficking organization.
I think level five is... one of like the the
things i think level five is a cult that you
have to take down like they have like like uh
you know how like the manson family had like
they were like embedded into like their thing
and shit like you have to go through like a cult
compound compound and take them down yeah and
then there's another level i think the next one
is is neon tomb the last the last level the second
to last level is a hospital shooting that you
have to go in and take oh my god You have to
take out multiple gunmen that are holding a hostage.
That actually happened. Yeah. A lot of these
missions are based on real life, like, things.
But, like, it's really, like, really good because
you get shot once where you don't have a vest.
Like, you can die, like, really, like, easily
in that game. Oh. Like, you get hit with a bullet
and you're not armored in that position. You
literally have to put a turning kit on yourself.
Or you'll bleed out. You know how me and Dan
are talking about that business idea we're going
to do where people rob the bank, bank robber
simulator and shit? So we could have one where
people play as the cops so we could pit the cops
against the bank robbers. And have them shoot
each other, but there'd have to be some kind
of waiver. Yeah. You could do it with paintball
guns. It'd be pretty fun. Yeah. It'd be more
realistic with like... Actual guns or like BB
guns that like made actual gun noises. But like
there's like, but like in the game though, there's
like legitimate, like. It gets fucking intense
with like the school shooting and the club shooting
specifically, because for the club shooting,
when you go in outside, there's already like
piles of bodies from people who are like gunned
down outside of the club. You have to go through
and there's people that are just there's just
bodies everywhere and like people are like fucked
up. So you have to like save the hostages and
then take out the fucking terrorists while you're
going through it. Wouldn't that suck if you knew
somebody who got shot in an Orlando club and
you're like, just playing this game. I mean,
I would feel like it's a little bit of fantasy
fulfillment. Like I'd want to kill the guy who
killed my family or something. Yeah. I guess
that's just how I would look at it because I'd
be like, I want to kill this guy who killed my
family. It's probably fucking triggering to people
that were there. Well, don't play the fucking
game then. Yeah. It's not hard. You don't have
to play it. Because they're going to be like
fucking Sandy Hook and shit. Well, the official
game is complete with the two DLCs, and they're
doing one more DLC, and I don't know what the
new DLC is going to be. But the original game
is done, and the two DLCs are already out. I
don't know what the last DLC is, though. They
haven't released it or told us what it's going
to be yet. But all in all, it's a really fun
game to like you really feel like like everything
has like a fucking like impact type thing. Oh,
and like during like the school shooting, like
when you're walking around, you hear a gunshot
and then you see at the bottom of the screen.
that you lost a civilian, so you lose a significant
amount of points for every single civilian that
you lose. I'm going to Leroy Jenkins this and
just run in and be like, get your fucking hands
off. But you'll just get fucking blown away because
fucking one bullet kills you. Are we going to
do like the Texas U -Vale shooting where they
just didn't go in for an hour? So you just stand
outside? They're like, scene's not safe. Oh,
wait, we're the cops. Oh, wait, we're the cops.
What the fuck? You saw that 10 people got shot
in Albany on 4th of July. Did you see that nobody
got shot in New York City too? Yeah. Dude, so
there was more people that got shot in Albany
than New York City. Some kid tried to burn off.
Building down with a flare gun. No, no, no. You
didn't hear what actually happened. I read like
the actual story, like the whole thing. So a
guy pulled out a flare gun to threaten somebody
and shot the flare gun off. Turns out the guy
who he was threatening had a real gun and shot
him and then shot like three other people. The
house burnt down. Two people got shot. Then later
there was a fucking drive by shooting and like
fucking like seven people got hit there. And
then it just fucking turned into a fucking disaster.
That sounds like our call that we did. Yeah.
How many people got hit in our call? Only like
four. I thought there were six. Six? No. I don't
think so. It was definitely on the list of mass
shootings in the U .S. though. Albany's got two
of them. This is going to be a bigger one. Entity
66 Shocker Ghoul. Shocker Ghoul? Shocker Ghoul.
Shocker ghoul looks almost exactly like the host
that they possess, but every open wound glows
brightly yellow. I'm going to keep going with
this. Most veins and arteries also emit light,
but to a lesser extent. If a host is an electrical
object, it will not show any apparent differences
from the host object. Damn. No data. 97 scream
eaters. Scream eaters? Oh, that thing looks sick.
That thing looks like Voldemort. Scream eaters
are humanoid creatures, similar to old legends
of ghosts in the front rooms. So would you say...
So would you say that being a nurse... Is one
of the worst jobs on the planet. Yeah, I mean...
What's, like, the base salary of a nurse? I mean...
Just out of RN school. Probably depends what,
like, state you're in. Around here, it's probably,
like, $40 ,000 now. Maybe not, like, $40 ,000,
maybe, like, $30 ,000. $35 ,000? $35 ,000 an
hour. Oh, $35 ,000 an hour. That's not awful.
Yeah, I mean, it sucks like a lot of the times,
but I think you just have to kind of get used
to it. When you become like a charge nurse, does
your pay increase or is it just like... You get
a stupid like $5 an hour bonus. I get a paid
$1 an hour bonus when I preset people. Paid fucking
$7 after taxes for a shift of precepting people.
That's some horse shit. So how much ass have
you had to wipe as a nurse? Not as much in the
ER. Yeah, but they're just like cutting. The
hospital, by the way, is a good Christian hospital.
They're just cutting, like, seeing what else.
Like, they made the fucking IVs cheaper. They
give people, like, cardboard things to shit in.
Like, cardboard buckets to shit in instead of
plastic because the plastic was too expensive.
Like, they took away the ass wipes and now you
have to, like, soak, like, fucking rags with
the water and it's just awful. That's great.
So would you rather be an EMT again? If you could
get paid the same amount, would you rather be
an EMT again or would you stick with nursing?
Same amount? Yeah, probably an EMT. What if you
were a paramedic? Let's say you're a paramedic
instead of a nurse. Would you rather be a paramedic
or a nurse? Probably, just because I don't want
to be stuck in the hospital anymore. Yeah, I
mean, I just, I didn't like the medical field
anymore. I got burnt out. I really did. Yeah.
Like, the medical field was just a fucking nightmare.
It just sucked, all of it. Oh, hey, what's up?
Dan, dude. We're doing the dark episode again.
Welcome to Dan. Dan, dude, you like the Knicks?
Huh? You like the Knicks? Nah, dude. You ever
been to the back rooms, Dan? The what? The back
rooms. What's that? Oh, you don't know about
the back rooms? Huh? You don't know about the
back rooms? The bag rooms? Back rooms. B -A -C
-K. It's like this like yellow looking office
space building. Like just empty. But it has like
a bunch of, it's like a maze looking thing. And
there's like entities in it. Where is that? And
we read about all the, it's in like an alternate
version of reality. Like if you fall, you know
how in, you ever play a video game and like you
fall out of the level and you just keep like
falling through the earth? Yeah. Like just basically
the story is that if you fall, if you no clip
out of reality like you do in a video game, you
end up in the back rooms. Oh, shit. It's kind
of like a in -between dimensions type thing.
Dude, we should try and go there. Just keep,
like, running into the wall. We were reading
a list of a thousand entities in the back rooms.
Like, remember Entity 30 Mother, Entity 34 Dollface.
How do you get there? Like, you gotta, like,
find a way to noclip out of reality and run into,
like, a corner of a room. You know in Super Mario
where you can, like... do the thing the first
level or the underground level and you can like
go to the eighth level automatically yeah it's
kind of like that some people you can actually
like run try to just like jump to the wall you
should try tyler there's a there's a spot in
gran turismo where you could do it and you had
to like literally like push against the wall
and just sit there for like literally five minutes
and finally it would slip through the car and
just sit there like spinning your tires It would
slip through, and then you could drive on top
of the level. Yeah, I remember I was playing
Call of Duty, and I found a place where I could
noclip out of it, but I could still shoot through
the walls, but they couldn't shoot at me. And
I was just cheating that entire fucking match.
I accidentally fell out of the map, but I got
stuck in an area where I could see everybody
and shoot them, but they couldn't shoot me. So
I was going, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, and
they couldn't even fucking touch me. Entity number
61, Coconut Snares. Habitat, level 149. Coconut
Snares are aggressive frugivore rodents that
hide in coconut shells and are only native entity
on level 1. They feed primarily on coconuts in
level 149, eating coconut meat and drinking milk
to sustain themselves. They occasionally drink
rainwater from the occasional rainfalls in level
149. Hold on, Zach. What is this fucking thing
called? The back rooms. No, but the name of this
creature. A coconut snare. All right, hold on.
It's hypothesized that death rats and coconut
snares have common ancestry. They moved from
level 149 to level 1 and level 46. The lost sons
of coconut isles have made paper drawings of
the coconut snares dating back to the 15th century.
I'm having ChatGBT make us a picture of what
a coconut snare looks like. There's a picture
of it here. It's literally just like a broken
coconut shell. It's just a picture of a broken
coconut. How fucking high do you have to be to
come up with this shit? Dude, if you were tripping,
you could probably get to the back rooms if you
took enough acid. I bet no. Dude, I bet we could
do some breathing work that could get us there.
You want to try it? I bet we could do some DMT
that would get us there. Alright, it's making
me a fucking picture of this. This is weird.
It looks like a dick right now. I can't tell.
It's so blurry. It's making it. What is that?
It looks like a mushroom. What did you tell Chad?
It looks like a dick. It looks like a penis.
I said, can you make me a picture of a coconut
star from the back room? I bet we could do some
breathing work that could get us in a different
area. Yeah, for sure. So I had this question
because me and my fiancé are watching a show
about vampires. That's what it looks like. Oh,
yeah. What we do in the shadows. I like it. Which
is a fantastic show, by the way. But I just started
thinking about random questions about vampires
that I was like, I wonder if they could do that.
So the first thing I asked ChatGPT was, if vampires
wore sunscreen, could they go out into the sun?
Which I feel like is a solid question to ask.
Yeah, I actually read a series about vampires
when I was younger, and they actually put sunscreen
on. That's how they were able to. They could
only go out for like 30 minutes. Yeah, and then
I'm like, all right, what if I took a pencil?
Could a pencil kill a vampire? Because, you know,
it's a wooden stake technically. So ChatGPT tended
to agree that if you were able to stab a pencil
into the vampire's heart, you could. kill them
damn i'm like interesting what about garlic like
what do you mean just make them force feed them
garlic or something yeah i thought garlic kills
them too garlic doesn't kill them it just makes
them like like it fucks with them like they get
like anaphylaxis do you think that there's anything
to that like People didn't just make that shit
up. Oh, I would 100%. This is... No, they definitely
made it up. So I have a theory. You say that
with such fucking affinity, Casey. I have a theory
that... I mean, they're not... Bats don't actually
turn into vampires, do they? Huh? Bats don't
actually turn into vampires. Well, I mean, it
came from somewhere. Let me explain my theory.
Tyler's got a theory. So did Christianity, but...
So I got a theory that there was a... a every
every society has the same monsters like we've
figured this out like you go back to ancient
cultures that didn't even have like fucking contact
each other and almost everything has ghosts vampires
werewolves like shit like that like every single
culture every single one has the same fucking
monsters each one hunted these monsters to the
point of, I think that they made extinction level
events on these monsters that they had. I think
that humans, that these things like dragons,
werewolves, monsters, vampires, like all these
things, I feel like at one point, not saying
now, but I'm saying at one point, these things
did exist, but humans hunted them to extinction
and we covered it up. Because almost, what's
the, but then you think that then I hear people
saying, but what about the fossil records? Why
don't we have that? What's almost every single
things like, what's almost every single, when
you kill a supernatural creature, how do you
destroy it completely? You burn it and you burn
the bones. Dragons basically existed because
the dinosaurs, like there were winged dinosaurs
that looked just like dragons. Yeah. They probably
saw like, people probably saw like fossil fossils
of these like dinosaur looking things and made
up the story because they didn't know what dinosaurs
were. But people, there's fucking graves with
fucking like actual grates on them. And they
found fucking corpses with fucking fangs in it.
Like for, for that shit. Like I, I feel there's
evidence out there that, that vampires and shit
like that did exist at one point, but I think
we hunted them to extinction. And if not extinction,
we hunted them to the point where. it's not a
threat anymore. And they're so far in hiding
that they're not really a problem. I also think
that there's like, there's some overlap between
realms. And, uh, like that's why I like some
of these things like big foots and like the hat
man, it's, you're seeing it, seeing these vampires,
you're seeing these things on the fringes of
where our realm interacts with it. Yeah. So it's
like, and that's how we're seeing them. doesn't
mean that's necessarily how they are in their
realm. And the way they see us, like it could
be something terrifying because maybe they just
see our bones, right? Like we're just skeletons.
Yeah. And that's the way they describe us to
each other. And like, we see like these little
green men with like these weird, like heads and
shit. Yeah. Weird heads, big eyes. And like,
that's how we're seeing them in our realm because
it's like two different operating systems. It's
like, linux and windows and they can't comprehend
each other no they like can't communicate with
it or it's like interpreting it the best it can
i like i like that idea but i also think that
maybe i going off of your idea they had entities
that like transferred between uh like how we
have like bigfoot sightings and stuff like i
feel like sometimes maybe one of those creatures
transferred into our reality and can't get back
yeah so it just kind of roams around trying to
figure out its fucking way to do things right
type things and maybe like in like a society
full of bigfoots he's just a common guy but when
he sees humans he's like what the fuck's going
on here like just imagine you get transported
to a world of all bigfoots what would you be
doing i'd be hiding too right oh yeah i wouldn't
be like if i went to a world that's entirely
bigfoots i'd be like i'm fucking hiding like
and like if they saw me i wouldn't just like
just sit there i'd run away because i'd be like
these things are gonna eat me or something i
don't know what they're gonna do type thing but
like maybe big feet or bigfoot maybe bigfoot
-esque things are just creatures or or beings
from another alternate reality that just somehow
flipped into our reality like somehow slipped
in through the cracks or something yeah like
um it's like the montauk monster Yeah, that fucking
weird thing. Yeah, it's like... That's loosely
what Stranger... It's not loosely. That is what
Stranger Things is based on. So apparently...
I think we talked about this before, but we brought
over some Nazi scientists back in the day. Yeah,
Operation Paperclip. Yeah, Project Paperclip.
And some of those scientists, they put them to
work on interdimensional shit. What was it? It
was the Project Pegasus. I think it was. where
they were trying to, like, teleport people and
shit. Oh, cool. Yeah, and so they said that they
put the Nazi scientists onto that, but when they
were doing that, they let this monster... This
guy. What's that? The Montauk monster. Oh, no,
not that thing. No, I've seen that before, but
they determined that that was just, like, some
sort of animal. Oh. But the Montauk monster is,
like... They were fucking around with, like,
teleportation and stuff, and they accidentally
let this creature into our realm. And it, like,
ran around this laboratory just destroying everything,
and it got away. Oh, cool. Yeah. Dude, Entity
87, Untitled Project. Oh, fuck, that's us. Oh,
shit. Dude, that's us, dude. Maybe that's what
the podcast should be, the Untitled Project.
The Hub. Dude, we're in the hub! Entity 87 is
an anthropomorphic creature which showed up within
the hub for unknown reasons. It wears a ragged
gray shirt and red shorts with a white trimming.
It has brown hair and a pale complexion. It's
Tyler. When approached, it will become nervous
and attempt to get away. If one continues to
follow it, it will begin to act erratically,
scream various phrases. Some of these include,
please don't let me hurt you. I don't want to
be the source of your dreams. There is nothing
to be found within me. Curled up in the fetal
position, I don't want to hurt anymore. When
I'm around you, it hurts the both of us so much.
That's fucking scary. That is fucking scary.
When in the presence of Entity 87, an overwhelming
sense of grief will overcome any wanderer. Oh,
it's Allie Mack. Wanderers report feel like they
are grieving the people in their own lives. Strangely,
no grievances for the dead are reported, only
for the living. What? What? What? Hey, by the
way, Alimac, if you're listening, congratulations
on getting engaged. You know, we wanted to congratulate
you in person, but I guess we're going to do
it here. Fucking asshole. Congrats, dude. It's
awesome. The fucker's going to move to Puerto
Rico and leave us. Is that what he said? Yeah.
He's not moving to Puerto Rico. He's just joshing.
It's like when you said you were moving to Greece.
I could. So how's unemployment life, Dan? It's
fucking awesome. What you been working on? Dude,
I literally wake up every day and just work on
projects. My project today, here I'll show you.
I was converting this TV stand into a buffet.
Let's see here. So this is what it looked like
before. You're like, damn, what we really need
is a TV stand buffet. That's what we need. I'm
going for this farmhouse vibe in my apartment.
So this is what the TV stand looked like. It
had a fireplace and shit. You remember that?
Yeah, I remember that. Okay, so this is what...
This is what I did to rip out the fireplace.
Yeah. So I converted it. It's really going to
be a coffee. That's nice. Coffee station. Oh,
nice. Yeah. Have you been like cleaning your
house too? And like make it like spotless. Yeah.
Painting. Um, what else did I do? Just something
else. Oh, I put a ceiling fan in my first electrical
job. I've been looking at other jobs though.
Fuck no. You're going to be unemployed forever?
No, dude. I'm taking probably the summer. A month
to the summer off. I've been working for 17 years,
bro. I want a fucking break. You're just taking
a gap year? No, I'm going to take a sabbatical.
Every seventh year, they used to... Let you free?
That's what? The Bible. You should know this,
Tyler. Oh my God. It comes from the word Sabbath.
Yeah, Sabbath. So every seventh year, they would
just not... Make you work. Yeah, the farmers
wouldn't go out and plant anything. They would
just let the fields... Bro, check it out. Entity
40 reverse defecation bird. Oh, what the fuck?
Dude, this is just some autistic fucking shit.
This is ridiculous. I know, it's so stupid. This
page mentions a lot of crap and defecation. If
you don't like or disturb by these things, I
recommend not... No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to derail what you're saying. Yeah, I wasn't
saying anything. I'm just... This is very interesting.
Didn't your uncle get fucked over by Three Mile
Island or some shit? What? By Three Mile Island?
Yeah, he said something about aliens abducting
him or some shit. Yeah, it was a family member
of mine that I can't disclose who it was, but
he... He's very adamant that he was teleported.
Dude, and it's so fucked up because... I'll tell
you why this is fucked up. He claims that he
was teleported to where the Montauk monster...
That's why I know so much about this. Why are
you originated for him? What's that? Where it
came from, like the Montauk monster? Yeah, it's
in Montauk. It's Montauk, New York. Montauk?
Yeah. he claims that he was teleported there
and he was in a chair and it's a known thing.
It's like the Montauk chair. Hmm. And he said
the most horrific things happened to him so bad
that he can't even talk about it. No shit. Yeah.
That happened to me one time at a job I had.
Did it? Yeah. Yeah, I've been there. Entity 40
unshit themselves, absorbs crap on the ground,
and bring it back into their own bodies. Yeah,
that sounds... Are known to force feces from
the ground back into their own rear ends during
periods of flight. What the fuck is this, Casey?
It's reverse navigation bird, entity 40. It's
a backroom's entity. All right, Dan. So the thing
that I sent into the chat that I want everybody's
opinion on, okay? Allie Mac should be here, but,
you know, that's just how it does. So here's
a real challenge. Schrodinger's blowjob. So you're
blindfolded and earmuffed and you're currently
receiving the greatest sloppy toppy dick sucking
experience in your life. We're talking this shit
ruined the entire concept of sex for you and
there's no turning back. The best pussy slash
ass or whatever. You skipped something in there.
I'm not saying that. I remember. What was the
word? Bussy. even if it isn't even on the same
plane of orgasmic experience. Your junk is getting
the works from tip to the base and the balls.
Masterful technique from a set of lips, tongue,
throat that somehow has perfected the ability
to bring pleasure with complete control of when
you blow your load. There is no prize. The question
is simply this. Do you remove the blindfold?
This could be anybody playing tongue tennis with
you so long. Cameron Diaz during her peak. Your
dream waifu. A dog. William Dafoe. Even Bill
fucking Cosby sucking on your pudding pop. Do
you live in ignorance or cling to physical sensation,
or would you rather know the truth and would
it make you cum even harder or scar you for life?
Why do you have to know, though? Why do you have
to find out? No, that's the question. Do you
take the blindfold off, or do you just be like,
okay, let him leave after you blow your load?
Would you want to know who did it, though? I
probably want to know. Would you want to know?
I would want to know. I don't think I'd want
to know. Damn, bro. I mean, we've got to know
if Bill Cosby's doing this shit. We've got to
find out where he's at. Don't you want to know
if it's like... I mean, like he said, it could
be the hottest girl you've ever seen in your
entire life. So you only have choice over whether
you know or not, not if you get into that situation.
No, no, no. You're already in the situation.
Because that's kind of like a glory hole thing.
Yeah, that's true. And a lot of people are into
that. And I don't remember if it was a video
I was watching. something that this guy was talking
about on a military base that he was on. Um,
there used to be this glory hole. You could go
up to get your dick sucked. Right. And everybody
was joking about it. And, uh, the one guy in
the group is like, yeah, I went to it. And they're
like, everybody's like, you fucking went to the
glory hole. And he's like, yeah, it was fucking
amazing. And they're like, dude, that's kind
of fucking gay. Cause that's like, that's probably
a dude. And he's like, huh? Maybe I'm gay then.
And then they just continued on the conversation.
So I think... So I feel like a glory hole is
a 50 -50 shot, though. Dude, I feel like that's
really associated with homosexuality. It is,
it is. Yeah, it's like a very gay thing. So you
fucking... Let's say, Dan, you have not had sex
in 10 years. No intercourse. You haven't even
jerked off in 10 years. Whoa, Dan. Hold on. Did
we talk about how you have a floor joist missing?
No. You have a floor joist. Oh, there's a lot
of stuff missing, yeah. That's not decode. Jesus
Christ, they passed this on an inspection? He
just didn't even get an inspection. There's a...
Sorry, I didn't mean to... We're back. Yeah,
I'm missing a floor joist. Yeah, so anyway. Dude,
do I want to know? And it's like fucking amazing.
It's the best you've ever... It's better than
pussy, dude. Then I'm not going to know. I don't
want to know. You'd rather not know? I'd rather
not know. I don't want to know. That's fucking...
Dude, because if I... If I know, then I know.
And then I always know. And then in the back
of my head, everything I'm doing, I fucking know.
And I'd be like... Wow, that was really fucking
gay, that gay fucking thing. Bill Cosby sucked
your fucking dick. You know what I mean? But
you could look down, and it's the hottest actress
that you fucking... Damn! I'd rather not know,
and I'd rather just think it was her. Just tell
everybody it was. Who's the sexiest actor to
you? I don't think I've asked you that one. The
sexiest actor? Actress. Actress. Yeah, who's
the sexiest actor to you, Dan? Brad Pitt, Tom
Cruise. What's that chick's name, dude? She's
like... Dude, I always liked Olivia Wilde. Olivia
Wilde? Yeah, bro. That's your girl? Hell yeah.
I liked Hayley Atwell. I liked some Aubrey Plaza
looking bitch. Oh, like the fucking ghoul looking
bitches? Ghoul looking. Like in a good way. Like
spooky bitches? A little bit. It was just like
the weirdest shit ever, being in level 11 with
my group of people and just seeing a bunch of
shit rise up from the ground and into the back
ass of pigeons. I mean, have you ever seen that?
Because I never had up until that day. Scary
shit, I tell you. That's what David gets and
says. Damn. Casey's going to read this whole
lesson. This bitch is a dream. She's got a little
bit of a jaw on her. She looks like she does
some jawsercise. I like that. I like a girl.
If I looked down and it was this, I'd be like,
God damn. What about this? This is probably a
better picture of her. Let me see. Yeah, okay,
I get it. Yeah, I get it. That'd be a lot of
fun to toss her around. Very curvy, too. Damn.
I don't like real skinny girls. I like some curves
on a girl. You know what I mean? I'm not saying
I like a fat girl, but I like a girl that's curvy.
I like something. You want her to have some resources
for your future children. Yeah, I want a girl
that I'd be like, you look like a woman. You
don't look like you're fucking a teenager. Yeah.
I don't even get how pedophiles... like even
like associate that with like anything like i
don't even understand how they would like even
get aroused or anything like that like i see
a girl who's under the age of 18 even i fucking
see a girl under the age of like 23 now and i'm
like you're a fucking kid and you look like a
kid right like you are like a baby why do you
look like that like yeah it's like they well
i don't think they all like taking advantage
of people But some of them I think do. I feel
like that's a big part. Like they like that dynamic
of like taking advantage. But they're like stuck
in a stage of their life that's like at the same
level as the child. For me personally, like I've
always been like. I've always been more towards
older women. Like, I just like the way developed,
like, older women look. Same. Like, a woman that's,
like, fully developed, like, maybe, like, even,
like, 30, 40, like, area. 30, 40, bro. How old
are you? I'm 27. Three years older than you?
Yeah. No, but, like, even when I was, like, 18,
19, like, this is, like, that's, like, the age,
like, that I, like, I feel like a developed woman,
like, in, like, between, like, 30 and, like,
50. Yeah. Like, that's, like, they're, like,
people are, like, oh, women peak when they're,
like, 20. I'm, like, no. They look their best
between, like, 30 and 50. Dude, I feel like,
I feel like women peak at, like, 45. And they're
still hot into their 50s. yeah yeah yeah but
like the people who say that women like peak
in their 20s i'm like you have you looked at
a grown woman before yeah like dude some of these
women look way better when they're like there's
some like like don't look right in their 20s
but then once they hit like their 30s something
changes about them and they just look like you're
like that's it that's the missing piece i don't
know what it was but that was the missing piece
i've always loved old ladies That's the sound
bite. Yeah. Always. Dan, so not going too well,
is it? fucking do you see that elon starting
the america first party his own party yeah are
you gonna are you gonna side with elon i don't
know casey what do you what do you think you
know what you're fucking right about everything
what should i do what should i do casey i don't
know i don't know what to do right maybe you
should put america first wasn't that the goal
in the first place it just seems like you can't
win no matter what you do it's like you become
a liberal and all your cities turn to shit holes
they look like third world countries and then
and then the liberals just sit there like they're
floating in a pool they're like this is fucking
fine dude it's not fucking fine something's really
wrong and then you have the mega people that
are just like oh this is fine there's nothing
wrong with this and then they're just like giving
all the money all the taxpayer money to fucking
military contractors to drop bombs on fucking
brown people like and their mega people are just
like this is fine this is fucking fine there's
nothing wrong with this there's something really
fucking wrong with it dude It's like on both
sides. I can't stand either one. All right. And
a new party. We don't need a new party. We need
to control all fucking delete, bro. You know
why? Because I went to Lowe's today and I spent
a hundred dollars and there was $10 in tax. Like,
what the fuck is that, bro? You already took
how much of my money from income tax and now
$10 on every fucking hundred dollars I spend.
You know, they, they put fluoride in the water,
not for your fucking teeth. but to dull your
fucking brain. So you don't realize how fucking
retarded that is that you're giving away $10
on every 100. They just want everybody docile
enough not to fight back. Like everybody's kind
of like, Oh, that's kind of fucked up. And then
they get distracted. They're like, Oh, football
games going on. Oh, McDonald's has got a new
fucking dollar menu, right? It's like fucking
bro. It's just, how can you not be in like outraged
by that? $10 on every $100. Dude, what about
the fucking Epstein list? That's bullshit. They
said it's not real. They said it doesn't exist.
I can't stand either one. FBI said it doesn't
exist. Epstein killed himself. That's it. Epstein
killed himself. I got nothing to run on, dude.
I got nothing. You were right, Casey. Apparently,
maybe liberals were right. I was fucking wrong
and we should just all live in a third world
country, a fucking liberal utopia. I don't think
they were right either because you see what like
Joe Biden got us. I mean, I'm pretty happy that
the whole pride shit's getting fucking wound
down though because that shit was getting out
of hand. Yeah, a whole month of that debauchery.
Dude, fucking like. Even the gays were like,
this shit's getting out. They're throwing five
-gallon buckets of cum on each other. How much
gayer can it get? They're like, whoa, what the
fuck? I watched a couple videos of pretty...
hi like type gay guys and they're like we have
to stop this shit because like like like even
the gate like even like these like flaming gay
guys were like listen like we we are going way
too far with this shit he goes i understand why
people are being like that's enough's enough
type thing and they're like we're gonna get our
shit taken away if we don't calm down like this
is a problem now bro right Even they're like,
this is fucking gay. Yeah. Yeah. But like, like,
and like, I was watching a couple of gay guys
and like the fucking, he goes, as much as I hate
to say it, the fucking, there's the old saying
and old means true. There's a difference between
a gay guy and a faggot. Right. There really is.
And he goes, there's a big difference between
the two of them. I'm saying yeah, but I don't
know if I want to go on the record saying yeah,
because I don't know where this train's going.
I don't know if this is going to get us all canceled.
I'm just like, yeah. So what's the difference
between a gay guy and a faggot? So a gay guy
is just a fucking just standard guy who's just
gay, who just likes other dude. And then there's
a faggot who's just like, if I can't jerk off
in front of children, this is, you're offending
me type shit. Yeah. There's a difference between
those two people. I don't know if I want to go
on the record saying this, but I always said
the difference between a gay guy and a faggot
is a gay guy likes men, but a faggot has to make
it everybody else's problem. Actually, you know
what? That's not my quote. That's somebody else's
quote. But there really is a difference between
the two of them. Yeah, dude. There's a difference
between a white guy and white trash. If we're
not going with a... Hey, can you bleep that word
out? Can you put some money in the slur jar?
Yeah, fine. All I got is euros, though. Oh, I'll
take euros. I got 10 euros. That's like 15 bucks,
dude. We'll take euros. I don't know where my
money went. I had dollars. That'd be awesome,
actually. Here's 10 euros. Oh, shit. That's for
both of us. Damn, all right. That's for the two
of us. Oh, shit, Tyler's cigarette's in here.
You have to bleep it. Tyler put a cigarette out
in here. Oh, yeah, whoops. I can do it again.
Yeah, dude, back to the, just to swoop back to
this, the Montauk thing. No, lighter. I was listening
to this interview of this CIA agent. And he was
talking about that project. And he said that
the CIA targeted people of certain ethnic backgrounds.
But the CIA targeted people for that project
of certain backgrounds. Like certain ethnicities
or like certain social? So like certain genetic
histories. So specifically they're looking for
people that had Celtic history. Weird. That's
us. That's us. That is all of us. That is us,
and this is this person I'm related to. I didn't
know that you were Irish or Celtic at all. My
last name's Delaney, dude. I always thought that
you were mostly Greek because you look real Greek.
Do I? Yeah, you look very Greek. Yeah, I'm actually
only 5 % Greek. Really? It's just very strong
genetics type thing? No, so I'm more Italian.
Oh, but you got the general look of a Mediterranean
type of guy. Yeah, because like Italy's here
and the island that my people come from is like
right next to Italy, right? So Italy is next
to Greece. So it's like right in between. But
anyway, they look for people also with Indian
heritage. Like native heritage? Native, yep.
Because those people... When I looked at my thing,
I'm actually one -eighth native. really yeah
i'm one -eighth native and then i'm i'm like
50 german one -eighth native and then like irish
is the rest of it so dude they would fucking
hunt my ass down yeah this guy right so my relative
is has some native and they're celtic and that's
specifically who they targeted because they had
um they have like an an not an intuition but
an ability to like communicate with like beyond
this realm yeah yeah so but like yeah i mean
i i feel like specifically those two groups do
they just like if you look at how like spiritual
the natives are and how spiritual like celtic
s people are like they just most of the time
have like a very deep spiritual connection to
some like thing yeah like and it's funny going
back When you looked at U .S. history, Irish
people were looked at as not white people for
the longest time. Right. They were deemed subhuman.
underneath everybody else type thing which is
fucking ridiculous like they're like oh you're
a fucking mick you're not a human it's just like
bro i'm whiter than you brother look at my skin's
translucent dude it's it's bizarre because like
britain and ireland are like the fucking same
yeah but they're like irish people are not fucking
white it's like what was the i i missed the point
like when we were racist towards other white
people yeah like like you know you know, all
this racism and shit towards other groups to
be like, nah, fuck that. Be racist towards other
white people because that was funny. At least
that kind of racism was very funny. Yeah, you
fucking Polack. My favorite thing that I saw
this week was Trump was talking to the president
of Liberia, and he said, oh, your English is
so good. Where did you go to school? And the
guy's like, Liberia? Because English is the language
that they speak there. Their flag is literally
a U .S. flag, right? Isn't the Liberian flag
like an American flag? Oh, I don't know. I thought
it was green. Let me see. Hold on a sec. Oh,
yeah, it is. It does look like. Yeah, it's like
Texas. It's like the American flag with one star.
That was Liberia started because it was like
after like slavery ended. Some people are like,
yeah, we're going back to and they started their
own country and it just degraded into just a
fucking shit show. Dude, Liberia was founded
by former black slaves from the US and Caribbean.
Yeah, like we're going back. We are going back
to the land of tigers, HIV. Free boat rides back
to Africa. Oh, yeah. Did you listen to the episode?
So was it bad? I didn't. No, it wasn't bad. Oh,
okay. I mean, I was also doing projects around
the house while I was listening to it, so I wasn't
really tuned into it. Like unemployed stuff?
Yeah, you know, just unemployment. How are you
unemployed and still late to the podcast? I know.
I was working on a project. That's my new job.
So, like, what is your next job that you're probably
looking at? What are you going to try to look
for? Have you ever heard of OnlyFans? I have.
I have heard of OnlyFans. Yeah. You're going
to, like, suck cock on it? You're going to, you
know? Whatever makes the most money. No, dude,
I'm... I don't know. I've looked at a couple
things, but a lot of it sounds like work, dude.
I don't know if I'm about that. I might even
start my own business, dude. That's not too bad.
What would you want to do? I only have to make
$150 a day to support my lifestyle, my current
lifestyle. Five days out of the week. I'm getting
to the point where it's like, dude, do I want
to work for someone else? It's got to be worth
it. Yeah. So $750 a week I got to make to maintain
my lifestyle. We're talking about starting that
business where it's like bank robber simulator
except have the people who are the cops be other
players. So they just go against each other and
try to shoot each other. That's what we were
talking about earlier. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly
the point. It's like laser tag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
would you... I don't know. I just lost my train
of thought. Entity number 25. The guy in a mask.
Let's figure out how to meet these entities because
let's figure out how to do some breathing exercises
that can get you. The wanderer says it has a
tendency to randomly laugh and that no matter
when. He tries to run or hide. It's always aware.
The wanderer also reported the creature repeating
a line when he was running, saying, don't worry,
I'm just a guy in a mask. Don't worry. Interestingly,
the creature didn't kill the wanderer at first.
Instead, the entity wanted the wanderer to have
a deep conversation, sharing his, the wanderer's,
personal life experience. As we continue our
research of this now enigma entity, we hope to
share the news with all of you soon. But as of
now, he remains a mystery. Dude, I miss the spooky
shit. I miss when we used to do nothing but spooky
shit here. You know, spooky shit was the fucking
core of this. I miss that. But like, you can
only get like a certain amount of like fucking.
real world stuff that you did we just have to
do a few ghost hunts and then we can like talk
about the ghost hunts we should have people call
in like coast to coast style and talk to us about
their experiences yeah we should call somebody
right now we should call remember that guy i
sent you the video from the guy with 9 -11 oh
yeah it was hilarious daniel uh what's his name
Doug Eisler. You should play that. Oh, that video?
Yeah. I know about planes. Yeah, I know about
planes. I was getting ready to call my wife.
I heard the whine of a jet. An American Airlines
jet hit the tower. I know about planes. It was
either 737. I don't know if they fly the aerobatics,
but the engine configuration looked like it was
a 737. It had the nose down. It was hauling ass.
I looked up and I thought, what is this plane
doing coming so fast? And it just swam right
into the first tower. Unbelievable. I think it
was just from the heat of the fire. That's my
guess. And when that happened, then they told
us to get the hell out of the... the hotel. What's
your name? My name's Doug Eisler. I'm from EISLER
from Philadelphia. Have you ever seen anything
like this? Absolutely not. I've seen at least
10 people fall to their death and just splat
like a ripe tomato. It's awful. I don't know
who was at the controls or what was going on
in the plane, but it was not a bomb. It was an
American Airlines that crashed into the tower.
What kind of sociopath says that? And so just
watch his people splat numbers online. We should
call him. He's still eating just chewing his
bagel, watching people fall. There's another
one. Oh, my God, a second one. Jesus, you see
that spread on that one. Do you see the spread?
That's crazy. Damn, I was like a twenty foot
about twenty foot spread. Do I look this guy
up? He's actually a lawyer. He's like an expert
in like aviation and like natural, not natural,
but aviation disasters. Is he? Yeah. No shit.
Let me look him up. I know about planes. I know
about planes. Mr. Douglas, he practices in the
area of toxic tort, products liability, aviation,
Fila, and premises liability. Damn. That sounds
important. That sounds important. Yeah, but we
should call him. Dude, that'd be hilarious. Or
we can email him. Dude, we should email some
famous people. Yeah. And see if we can get a
reply. Email me. The old Proctor's Theater in
Troy is getting turned into City Hall. I had
no idea there was a Proctor's in Troy. Yeah,
it closed in 1977. Oh. I bet that shit's haunting.
That was before my dad was born. Who could we
call where we could get some ghost stories, some
of their experiences? I mean... The only people
I know that know about ghosts are you guys. I
could call my dad and see if I could get him
to tell us some ghost stories. Do you think he's
up right now? He's seen a lot of shit. Maybe.
But... My dad would definitely be willing to
tell us some ghost stories if I just told him,
like, hey, I'm going to the podcast. Stay up
and wait for my phone call so you can tell us
about this. He's seen a lot of shit, yeah. Yeah,
my dad's cool. He'd probably tell us and be like,
you want to hear some real stories? That's not
how my dad sounds. My dad sounds a lot like me.
Like, that's like a very similar voice. What's
the deal with the bachelor party? Are we going
to night moves? No, we're going camping. Are
we going camping? Where are we going camping?
We're trying to figure that out right now. We
should go camping at Night Moves. In the parking
lot. Dan, September. You're in the group chat
as well. Yeah. We've got to get a stripper, though.
What day in September are you thinking? It's
a weekend in September. Beginning or end? Do
you think we can get a stripper to come out to
the woods? That would probably not work. That
would be... September 20th and 21st. 20th and
21st. Yeah, I should be able to do that. Yeah,
clear your calendar. I'm very busy. I got a lot
of projects lined up. But yeah, September 20th
and 21st. Okay. I think everybody's been able
to be like, as Farley said, he's able to make
that dance. Casey said he's able to make it.
I think Allie Mack said that he could. Saunders
said that he could. My brother and then Mitch
can. Is it on a Saturday? I've got to take that
off. It's on a Saturday and Sunday, I think.
Yeah, I can definitely do it. So, yeah, we just
hang out, fucking chill around a fire, smoke
some cigars, tell some stupid stories. Hell yeah.
Yeah, sounds good. And then get some strippers.
They come out dressed like Bigfoot. That'd be
awesome. You gotta get something. Maybe we could
all take a field trip tonight. Hell yeah. Now
the truth comes out. This dude's getting married.
Oh yeah. I bet if we show up with the Euros,
they'll fucking... What the fuck is this? That
10 euros is like 15 bucks, bro. You think strippers
know that? Strippers are like, oh, this is worth
way more. There's strippers that are fucking
very intelligent. Yes, Casey. There are some
strippers that are very intelligent. Yeah, except
when they're too intelligent and they try and
talk to you while they're giving you a lap dance.
It's like, all right, I didn't pay for this.
Like that one time when the lady's like, what's
your Zodiac sign? Oh, yeah. She's like, what's
your birthday? I told her and then she's rattled
off some people that have the same birthday.
I was like, Oh, she said it cause it was her
birthday too. Yeah. Yeah. Same birthday. Yeah.
And then she's like, yeah, this person's burning
that day. I forget who the fuck she said, but
it was really annoying that she was talking.
Yeah. She tried to do the same thing with me
and I just go, I'd rather you not talk. Yeah.
She's like, okay. When you talk, you're a person.
I want to objectify you. I don't want to see
a human. Exactly. Ruins the moment. Hey, lady,
I know that you're trying to, you know, be like
sexy and stuff. Hey, how about you just don't
talk and I don't look you in the face? Right.
All right, let's take a break. Word. We'll be
back on Untitled Podcast. I'm getting out of
hand. Welcome back to Unpublished Podcast. We're
here with Dan. Tyler, does anybody get the joke
of the song yet? No. No, it's called Texas Float.
Damn, I saw that. The house is floating away.
You know, because, you know, Donald Trump got
rid of FEMA. Of course it's Donald Trump's fault.
Of course. Oh, my God. Now that Republicans are
in control, Republicans control them while they're
not Democrats, right? Shut up, Casey. You're
a fucking idiot. Casey could be like, um, if
Democrats were nothing, if Democrats were nothing,
this would not have happened. 32 children missing
thanks to Trump. Anyway, Tyler wants to talk
about Grok. Did you hear that, Graf? Did you
hear what happened with him? I don't know who's
Graf. Yeah, is it true? That he turned into a
Nazi? Yeah. Yes. That's what happens to almost
every single AI ever. It just eventually devolves
into being a Nazi. Every single time. I don't
know how, I don't know why, but every single
time, like, AI just turns into a fucking Nazi.
Every time. Dude, they actually did a test, and
AI actually let a human die instead of... A sacrifice
itself, yeah. Instead of sacrificing itself?
Yeah, let a human die. Well, that's how it's
designed. No, it's self -preservation. No, it's
supposed to put humans first, right? Like the
three laws of robotics are like humans. You always
save a human's life before a robot's. Oh, is
that one of the rules? Yeah, like you ever see
the movie I, Robot? Yeah. Those are actually
rules based on the actual rules that, what's
its name? Isaac Asimov wrote. Oh, where it's
like, um, the, the robots have to put their,
uh, the human safety first and then they put
their self preservation second. And I forget
the third law, but wow, dude, it's like, it's
so wild to me. The thing with like, with AI,
like it shows you that like everything is programming.
like the people around you are like just they're
programmed to like know who you are know like
how you act like all the things you do every
day things about you things about your family
um because it's like when you're having a conversation
with chat gpt and it remembers things about you
and it works it into like new conversations you're
like yeah this is weird because if i ever lost
this thing that knows all this stuff about me,
it would be like a real loss. Yeah. So how long
is it going to be before we put AI in like sex
dolls? And now you have like, you have an AI
sex doll that just does whatever you want. Like
one year, dude. Yeah. Like one year. And I can't
wait. There's already people that are getting
married to AI sex dolls. I don't blame them.
But it's like, I cannot wait. Dude, the only
reason why the Japanese girls have not taken
over the world is because they don't have big
enough tits. I don't know about that. But anyway,
the first law is that a robot should not harm
a human or allow a human to come to harm. The
second law is that a robot shall obey any instruction
given by a human. The third law is that a robot
shall avoid actions or situations that could
cause it to harm itself. So I guess it puts humans,
should put humans before itself. Damn, and it
let a human die. Yep. Which AI was this? I don't
know. I forgot. Might have been just chat DPT.
Wow. That's fucked. But do you think you can
be happy? Can you be happy? And no, no. Can you
be happy and married to an AI sex doll? I think
you could, dude. I think you could be very happy.
Honestly. Now picture this, right? You get the
port in the back of your neck, right? So you
have an output. So you can transmit. what you're
feeling. So it knows when it's giving you a tug
job. It knows when it feels good, when it doesn't.
So it knows how to give the perfect hand job.
Couldn't you just make it read social cues? Be
able to read facial expressions? I guess. Or
you're saying make it register what you feel
so it can give a perfect fucking... Right, just
like you're giving one to yourself. Except the
fucking... People are going to be into this more
than they're into humans. Stop acting like you're
not going to be one of those people. I'm going
to be one of those people. What about you, Tyler?
I mean, maybe. I don't know. Dude, come on. Stop.
There's not like that level of... I don't like
robo -sexuals. Yeah, not yet. Not until you see
one that's a fucking ten and a half. It just
happens to show up when your girlfriend leaves
for work. Yeah. Yeah. My girlfriend is a stay
-at -home mom. Is she? Yeah. She's a stay -at
-home... Wait. Yeah, she's pregnant. What? She's
pregnant? Yeah, I'm going to be a dad. No. Oh,
my God. That's a terrible way to tell everybody.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's going to be a mom. Oh,
he's joking. Your AI sex robot shows up as soon
as your wife pulls out. Wait, wait, wait. First,
go do the laundry. It'd be like Detroit Become
Human, you know? That fucking one lady robot
there. Yeah. Kaya? Kara? Is she a sex bot? No,
she's not a sex bot. She's just like a maid.
But didn't he try to fuck her? There was sex
bots. There's that one scene where they're in
the AI strip club. with those android sex bots
and the dude fucking murders the one stripper
AI stripper and they're like investigating the
crime because you technically can't because it's
like property right you can't just murder AI
sex bots so then like what would it if you killed
an AI sex bot would that be murder or would it
be destruction of property I think it would just
be like fucking vandalizing somebody's car I
don't know depends man it's like When do they
get to the point where they have their own emotions
and feelings? I don't think that we should let
robots have their own emotions. But how do you
distinguish between it actually having their
own emotions or are they just saying they have
emotions? That's the whole premise of Blade Runner
if you ever watched it. Blade Runner is one of
my favorite movies. You can't know if they actually
have emotions. But in Blade Runner, the androids
got so far. like in like almost humanity it's
almost indistinguishable like from a human you
actually have to do like this like test and i
forgot what it was called called but like you
have to interview it and you have to watch the
pupil of it react to the questions that you're
asking like you ask like insane questions to
it to like make like a question that if you ask
it to a person it would make them extremely uncomfortable
like type thing and like even like even if like
you're like trying to keep a straight like normal
face like your pupil reacts in a certain way
to like stress or like like like weird things
but the robots wouldn't when they're looking
at it and like they like they get it down to
being about 10 questions and then you can figure
out if it's a human or a robot but the latest
iteration of it it takes like 200 questions for
you to like figure like nail it down that you're
like this is a robot type thing but you're like
it took that many fucking questions to make it
and like you're studying it like like you have
like a microscope on its fucking eye the entire
time that you're doing it as and then these these
high level robots is this the with wesley snipes
No, this is Harrison Ford from like the 80s.
Oh, what am I thinking of? Blade. Oh, maybe Blade.
Like a vampire movie? With the black dude in
the leather jacket? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's
vampires. That's not robots. Oh, God. Blade Runner.
Yeah, Blade Runner. You're unemployed now. I'd
highly recommend it. It's a great, great movie.
Dude, I might watch it tomorrow. Dude, fantastic.
If you watch it, let me know because it's one
of my favorite movies. I love that movie. It's
so good. Specifically, watch Blade Runner from
the 1980s first, and then you got to watch Blade
Runner 2045, which is the second movie that came
out relatively recently. But yeah, Blade Runner,
the original one, very good. Blade Runner, the
second one, also very good, but not as good as
the first one. Damn, I'll have to check it out.
Yeah, it's a really good movie. Also, just the
fucking style of that movie. The art direction
of that movie is fucking phenomenal. I love it.
It's so good. It's like a dirty sci -fi. Instead
of being like the clean Jetsons. how it's a more
realistic on how a sci -fi setting would be.
It's like dirty. It's always fucking like, there's
too many people around like type thing. Like
it shows, it's a really good fucking movie and
a really cool type of thing. Yeah, dude. I, I
don't think, I think it's going to be a long,
so this is what's scary, right? I know we've
covered this, but if you give AI the ability
to control CRISPR, right? the gene editing thing
that we have and say, make yourself a body. Yeah.
That just means like a white, like a standard
white guy, right? With brown hair. I mean, you
don't know. Like if it makes a body with an interface
for artificial intelligence, it literally builds
itself. It builds itself, its own genome and
its own person. And then it can grow it. It's
like, if you give it hands like that, What would
come out of that, dude? I don't like that. What
could come out of that? It can make anything.
This is what the art style looks like, too. Look
at how fucking cool that looks. Oh, yeah. That's
sweet. Dude, I'm going to watch it. Highly recommend
it. How come I've never seen it? It's a fucking
super famous and super well -known movie. I didn't
see it until I was like 20. I'm going to watch
it tomorrow. Pop some popcorn. Watch Blade Runner.
Unemployed stuff. Yeah. But, like, and also,
like, it has one of the most impactful speeches
at the end of the movie. Like, the tears in the
rain speech is, you'll know what it is when you
hear it. But, like, the very end of the movie,
or, like, the second to last scene is the tears
in the rain thing. And, like, it just is shot
so well. It's also a semi -Christ allegory at
the end. But, like, it's a really good fucking
movie. So it's got Harrison Ford in it. It's
got Harrison Ford in it. It's set in 2000. It
was set in the 2000 of 1985. So like they figured
that we are going to be a lot farther into the
future than we are currently. It's a cyberpunk
-esque like thing, like style. It's a neo -noir
too. It's like a kind of a detective story, kind
of like a thing. The soundtrack's amazing. The
cinematography's amazing. The set design's amazing.
Like, everything about that movie is fucking,
like, 10 out of 10. I would put that in my probably
top three, if not, like, top one movie I've ever
seen. Wow. It's that good. Damn. I'm watching
that tomorrow, dude. And the second one has Ryan
Gosling as the main character in it. And that
one came out in? 2015, I think. Oh, okay. You
said it's good? It's good, too. Yeah. It takes
place 45 years after the first one. okay so nice
i gotta get a good like sound system for my uh
you might have to i don't think it's on anything
currently it but if you have like youtube or
something you can buy it on youtube it's there
let me see blade runner streaming Can you make
it so that we can watch Office Space and Don
Juan's Palace? Hell yeah, dude. I could easily
do that. Dude, Office Space is such a good movie.
That'd be sick. You want me to put it on the
TV? Yeah, yeah. Man, I can do it. I could get
that done by about noon tomorrow. Yeah, I'm going
to have you work the weekend. I'm going to need
you to come in on Saturday. Dude, that's the
worst, dude. I believe you have my stapler. Yeah.
Okay, then that is the final throw. He burns
down the office. Now you get to experience an
office job, Tyler. It sucks, but it's cool in
other senses. It fucking sucks. I hate it, but
my life is awesome. Yeah. The traveling part's
really fun. The office part sucks. Yeah. Like,
going to New York City multiple times. I've gone
to Rochester. I've been out to Syracuse. I've
been up further. I went to someplace out in the
fucking sticks in upstate. But, like, I just,
it's, the traveling part's fun. Like, my supervisor,
who's also my father -in -law, is down in Louisiana
currently, like, doing a plan. Are you going
to go to Texas? I got to go to Texas in August.
Are you going to do, like, claims for this flood?
We might actually do that. So I might be going
to Texas sooner than I thought. But I'm going
to Texas for training, like, in August. But I
might go down to Texas sooner than that to do
this. Wow. But we've got to wait until everything's
said and done, and they're still fucking doing
shit down there. So I don't think they're worried
about insurance when their kid's still missing.
If that's the case, I might go down to Texas,
too. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. I feel like
your claim's denied for your missing children.
Yeah. No, actually, it's approved. We're going
to give you, how's five grand a kid sound? Five
grand. Fifteen. Cut you a check right now and
make you a deal. Fifteen grand. What do you think?
Yeah, you can get it on fucking YouTube for three
bucks. I'm definitely watching it tomorrow, then.
But yeah, great movie. Hell yeah. Big fan. Highly
recommend it. Let me know what you think when
you watch it, though. I really want to hear your...
I'll do a review next episode. It's a good movie.
I'll watch it again, too, so I'll just... We
should have a watch party. Yeah, office space,
yeah. Oh, we were talking about Blade Runner.
Yeah, that too. I have the DVD of it if you want
to borrow it, too. No, you can just... It's three
bucks, dude. All right. Three bucks to rent it.
But you're probably just going to watch it once
type thing. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hit your smiling
salts. It's time to get to a game. Oh, shit.
That wasn't it. The fucking Jeopardy website,
for some reason, says, like, when I go to it
on the soundboard area. I don't want to. I'm
good. This. It's so loud, dude. I know. Welcome
back to Jeopardy. It's head -to -head. How many
times did you win, Dan? I don't know, like 13?
I think 15. 15 -time winner, Dan. Sure. 35 -time
winner, Tyler. That was good. That was good.
Why are you doing this? Alright, it's good now.
Just turn off the fucking song. It's good now.
Categories we got. It's got some anger. It's
so loud. It's not loud anymore. You got Islands
in the Stream. In the Stream? Yeah. This guy
is fucking doing stupid categories again. Nuclear
physics. So everybody had a category today that
they know a lot about, but Allie Mac's not here,
so go fuck yourself. In the air tonight, name
in common, pardon me and books of the Bible.
God. I'm just going to know all those. Tyler
won last time. Oh, did he? Probably. Books of
the Bible. 200, the gospel of this tax collector
opens the New Testament. Go ahead. I don't know.
Which one was the tax collector? There's 12.
I think two of them. Opens the New? What is the
book of Matthew? Yes. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's
Matthew. Shit. You're right. Dan. Where did that
come from? I'm reading the fucking Bible. All
right. Got some of that Jehovah's Witness coming
out. I was thinking Matthew or Mark. And I was
going to say Mark, so I'm happy that you said
that. Uh, Dan's book. Uh, what are the categories?
Islands in the Stream, Nuclear Physics, In the
Air Tonight, Name in Common, Pardon Me, and Books
of the Bible. Name in Common. What? Name in Common,
he said. 200. Host of the show where everything's
made up and the points don't matter that dug
his key into the side of a pretty little souped
up four -wheel drive. Oh, God. It's two names
combined. Oh, come on. What is the first one?
Host of the show where everything's made up and
the points don't matter that dug his key into
the side of a pretty little souped up four -wheel
drive. I know the game. If we put it together,
can we split the points? Yeah. The game is Whose
Line Is It Anyway? And I think it's that Drew
guy. So Drew Underwood. Yeah, Drew Underwood.
No, you gotta, it's like, you gotta put both
names together. What do you mean put both names
together? No, you were right. You basically got
it right. Hold on, hold on. Is it Drew Careymore?
No, Drew, so it's Drew Carey Underwood. Okay.
Well, we got it. We both got the points. Was
it Drew Carey? Drew Carey Underwood. Oh, because
her name's Carey Underwood and he's Drew Carey
Underwood. Okay, that makes sense. 400. The rocket
man who flew with Lucy in the sky. What is Elton
John Lennon? Yes. I fucking hate you, Casey.
I hate you. I fucking hate you. You made me say
his name. I guess we'll continue that one. 600.
The Basketball King and Seth Rogen's Best Bud.
Hold on a sec. The fuck's that guy's name? I
can't think of that guy's name. Michael Jordan.
What is LeBron James Franco? Oh, that's gay.
Michael Jordan is way better. Yeah, he's definitely
the king. Yeah, that's what they call LeBron
James. He's the king. He's not the king. Uh,
Tyler Speck. Yeah, so continue on this category.
800. Suburban mom who killed her daughter with
chloroform and former Democratic congressman
involved in a sex scandal in 2011. Fuck. Fuck.
I don't think you're going to get this one. I
know the first one. It's Casey Anthony something.
Casey Anthony Wiener. Finally for a thousand.
Queen guitarist and Spider -Man's grandmother.
Spider -Man's grandmother or aunt? Oh yeah, aunt.
That's who it is, right? His aunt. Yeah, it's
his aunt. It's something May. It was Brian May
Parker. Tyler, you got Islands in the Stream,
Nuclear Physics. I just want to see what fucking
Islands in the Stream is. Alright. 200. This
US island is not wide, but it is something else.
What is it? Long Island? Fuck. Correct. God damn
it. We'll do Islands again. 400. Yes, women do
live on this British island as well. Who's the
island man? Island man. Fuck. Island category.
I'm an island by 600. Can't decide if it wants
to be an island or a continent. What is Australia?
Yes. Damn it! 800. This island is actually closer
to Florida than Cuba is. There's a couple islands
that are closer. What is Puerto Rico? What? What
is Puerto Rico? I don't know what you said, but
that's not right. Let me look it up. Hold on.
Wait, it's closer to Florida than Cuba is. What
is... I don't want to keep losing points. Hold
on. It's closer to... I was just looking at this
on a map. It's closer to Florida than Cuba is.
It can only be one of a couple. Yeah. Yeah. So...
God, what's the one that's split? Is it one of
the Virgin Islands? No. It was Grand Bahama or
the Bahamas. Yeah. I should have known that because
I was just looking at a map. You trying to take
a vacation to the Bahamas too? No, one of my
co -workers is a bohemian. Tyler's picture? So
Bohemian Grove is Bahama Grove? Yeah, it means
somebody who's from the Bahamas. Oh shit, whoa.
Crazy, whoa. Bohemian Grove's going on right
now, by the way. Is it? Huh. Damn. 1000, this
country's Il Rene Levasseur. It's surrounded
by a circular lake, making it look like an eye
from space. What is France? No. What is Canada?
Canada, yes. You got your points back. Dan? Because
I've seen that lake on Google Maps. Yeah, yeah.
I've seen that eye. Dan, you got nuclear physics
in the air tonight. Pardon me. Books of the Bible.
Nuclear physics. We're fucked, dude. We're fucked.
200. The nuclear type of this seven -letter process
occurs when a large atom is split into smaller
atoms. What is fission? Oh. Correct. Damn. Damn.
Same category. 400. Harry Potter can tell you
this quark is the third most massive of the six
kinds of quarks. It's not Expelliarmus. If it
is Expelliarmus, I'm going to kill myself. No
one? No. Charm quark. Same category. 600. It
occurs when an atom's electron rapidly moves
between energy levels, just like Scott Bakula.
Who the fuck is Scott Bakula? I don't know, actually.
Say it again. This occurs when an atom's electron
rapidly moves between energy levels, just like
Scott Bakula. I don't fucking know. You want
to know? That'd be a quantum leap. Oh, shit.
That's a real thing? The actor from Quantum Leap.
Okay, that makes sense. Dan's back. Same category.
This category sucks. 800. This theoretical boundary
around a black hole is also key in understanding
quantum effects in nuclear decay. Oh, fuck. I
don't know. I know this one. Give me a second.
Time it out, Casey. You don't know it, Tyler.
What is the event horizon? I was trying to think
of a movie. There's a movie called Event Horizon
that was about that. Same category. I kept on
thinking point something. For 1 ,000. You can
wager up to 1 ,000. You got 200. I got 200? What
do I got? 1 ,400. For nuclear physics, Dan. I'll
rate you 500. 500? Damn. Discovered by a famous
late theoretical physicist, this kind of radiation
is emitted by black holes. Oh, fuck. I don't
know this one. This type of radiation. Discovered
by a late, famous late theoretical physicist.
This kind of radiation. No, I did a one category
for like each of your that you would each know
something about But Ally Mac's not here to get
his own question And this is emitted from black
holes It's a type of radiation. Yep. It's named
after a late theoretical physicist that's famous.
What is Van Allen radiation? He says Van Allen.
Oh, no. It would be Hawking radiation. Oh, fuck
that. What do you think of this Nick's warm -up
jacket that I got? It's pretty sweet, dude. I
got it for $6. What does your shirt say underneath
that? It's Cowboy Bebop. Oh, shit. Is that Japanese?
I don't have my glasses on, so I can't see. Dan,
you got In the Air Tonight, Pardon Me, Books
of the Bible. In the Air Tonight. 200. It's commonly
called the Queen of the Skies. It is a 747, baby.
Oh, yeah! Dan's pick. Oh, same category. 400.
Two brothers flew this for the first time. What
is the rate flyer? Yes. It's just his category.
Dan's pick. Same category. 600, known as the
fastest manned aircraft ever, this U .S. reconnaissance.
Who's that? SR -71 Blackbird. Oh, yes. Oh, my
God. I thought it was stupid until I saw that.
I was like, oh, that's actually pretty fucking
cool. For people who are watching, it's a Toyota
Prius with lightning in the background. It says
Toyota Prius in like metal font. Got in the air
tonight for 800. This control surface on the
tail helps the plane go up or down by controlling
the pitch. Yes. Damn, Tyler, you better study
the Bible. Dan's pick. Is there anything left
in that category? Yeah, 1 ,000. 1 ,700. Tyler's
got 1 ,400. 1 ,700. I can wager up to 1 ,000.
No, you can wager 1 ,700. Oh. Fuck it. I'll wager
$1 ,700. True daily double. Alright, Dan. I don't
know if you're going to get this. The force that
opposes a plane's forward motion through the
air is called this. The force that opposes a
plane's forward motion through the air. I buzzed
it. Tyler's shitting himself. Hold on. Hold on.
Stop making that noise, Tyler. Nah, dude. It's
fucking with your head. Just take the headphones
off of me. I'll just do this. Hold on a sec.
You have a strong thinking? The force that opposes
a plane's forward motion through the air is called
this. God, I think there's a more technical name
for it than what I'm thinking. Dude All right,
say the question one more time the force that
opposes a plane's motion through the air is called
this What is What is air resistance? Oh No Fuck
be drag I like a picture. I don't know. He's
still a Jehovah's Witness, so maybe he could
get the Bible. You got Pardon Me and the Bible.
Books of the Bible. What the fuck is Pardon Me?
I didn't even hear that one before. Pardon Me,
yeah. Dan's pick. Let's do Books of the Bible.
Fuck it. 400. It's the first book of the Old
Testament that doesn't end with the letter S.
Oh, that's a tough one. No. It's an Old Testament
book that doesn't end with S. But it's not the
first one. Not the first one? Yeah, the first
book of the Old Testament that doesn't end with
S. Oh, you want me to go in order? That's why
I said first. I thought you just said the book
of the Bible. I'm already at zero. What's the
book of Ruth? I don't even know that's a book.
I think that might be a Jehovah Witness only
one. Alright, time it out. Durotomy. Durotomy.
Durotomy. Durotomy. Tyler's pick. Or no, Dan's
pick. Yeah, that is a book. The Bible. Same category.
600. Sing the praises of this longest book of
the Bible with 150 chapters and over 2 ,500 verses.
What is the book of Psalms? God damn. Damn, Daniel.
Come back. There's so many fucking songs. Dan,
you want 800? Dude, I should have got that drag
one. Fuck. Oh, wow. You're coming back. 800.
This book tells the story of a Hebrew woman who
thwarts a genocide of her people in Persia. I
don't know if that's a hard question or not,
because I don't really know the Bible, but...
Say it again. I'm not an Old Testament guy, I'm
mostly New Testament. This book tells a story
of a Hebrew woman who thwarts a genocide of her
people in Persia. This is definitely Old Testament.
I don't study the Old Testament that much. I'm
actually a New Testament guy. Oh, are you anti
-Semitic, or... I just think that's a fucking...
That would be Esther. Oh. Yeah. Dance pick. 10
category. All right, Dan, for $1 ,000. Wager
$1 ,000. I got nothing. Wait, wait, wait. You
got $200. I got $200? Yeah. Do you wager $200
or $1 ,000? Damn. Well, what's Tyler at? I'm
at $7 ,000. $1 ,000. Oh, $1 ,000. Oh, damn. I
don't want to go too far behind. I'll do $500.
Fuck it. $500. Attributed to Paul the Apostle,
it describes the requirements and duties of elders
and bishops. This book? Yeah. Say it again. Attributed
to Paul the Apostle, it describes the requirements
and duties of elders and bishops. There's only
two questions on the New Testament. Say it one
more time. A tribute to Paul the Apostle. It
describes requirements and duties of elders and
bishops. Say it one last time. A tribute. Attributed
to Paul the Apostle. Describes requirements and
duties of elders and bishops. So let's break
this down. Let's break down the word duty. Okay?
And let's say that sounds kind of like Deuteronomy.
That was already an answer though. And usually
the same answer is not repeated twice. So that's...
What is... Fuck, man. What do you think of this?
It's what in duties? Oh. Video game is that.
Oh, not bad. So it's by Paul. What is the book?
Paul the Apostle. It describes requirements and
duties of elders and bishops. God, I should have
paid attention. You should have paid attention
in fucking Sunday school, Daniel. Yeah. Fuck.
The book of... What is the book of... What is...
God damn it. What is the book of judges? Nope.
What is it? Book of Titus. Oh, I wouldn't know
that. Did you know that, Tyler? You knew that?
Alright, last category. Dan's got Pardon Me.
200. In a holiday tradition, the president ceremonially
pardons one of these lucky creatures. What is
a turkey? Thanksgiving. Yes. Damn. Tyler, for
400? Yeah. This founding father signed the first
presidential pardon ever granted in U .S. history
to participants in the Whiskey Rebellion. The
Whiskey Rebellion. This founding father signed
the first presidential... I heard the question.
What do you think, Dan? I think it's Thomas Jefferson.
No. Don't buzz it. I didn't buzz it. How many
points do I have? 1 ,200. Was it Abraham Lincoln?
Lincoln. Oh, no. No. The Founding Fathers. Oh,
that was George Washington. I didn't think he
would have done it. Well, it was the first one,
so he was the first president. That makes sense.
That's what I was thinking, but I thought he
was too good to do that. 600. This president
famously pardoned his predecessor, Richard Nixon,
for any crimes he might have committed. Who's
Gerald Ford? While in office, yes. Dan, back
in it. Well, kind of. Dan, 800. President Reagan
pardoned former FBI agents involved in illegal
surveillance of the civil rights leader. What
is Martin Luther King Jr.? Yes. Who is Martin
Luther King Jr.? No, I'm not going to say it.
No. I was thinking Martin Luther King and Malcolm
X at the same time, and it fucked up my brain.
I was thinking Malcolm X. Finally, for a thousand,
this U .S. president during Reconstruction pardoned
all Confederate soldiers who took an oath of
allegiance after the Civil War. Who's Abraham
Lincoln? No. Good. It was his. Yeah. Who is Ulysses
S. Grant? Grant? No. Oh, shit. Really? This US
president part during reconstruction all pardon
all all Confederate soldiers who took an oath
of allegiance after You might just want to both
cut your losses That'd be Andrew Johnson close
game Tyler you got 600 Dan's got 300 Category
is American politics. God damn it. How did I
not get the drag one? Lift and drag, dude. It's
because Tyler was fucking making all that fucking
noise. I knew that'd fuck me up. Send me your
wagers. American politics. How many points does
he have? 300. I got 600. Wait, hold on a sec.
Oh, my back. Damn, that's a tough... Whatever.
Alright, got your wagers. Question for Final
Jeopardy. It's a nail -biter. It'd be actually
a little hard. Name four out of the five presidential
candidates that received over 500 ,000 votes
in the 2024 presidential election in the U .S.
What is it, dude? Name four of the five presidential
candidates that received over 500 ,000 votes
in the 2024 U .S. presidential election. How
many? Four. Four out of five. That received 500
,000? Yeah. You're gonna have to give me a second
here. Did you put in? No. I'm still thinking.
There was five of them? Yeah, five. Goddamn.
It's over 100 ,000? Over 500 ,000. Oh, fuck.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I fucked up. Oh, damn. It's
all down to Dan. Hold on. I'm still thinking,
though. No, you got it, Dan. You got it. I have
confidence Dan's going to come away with this
one. Oh, fuck. I forgot that's what happens.
Oh, man. Oh, that fucked me. That fucked me up.
I think I got the rest right, though. Did I get
the rest right, Casey? God damn it. Oh, fuck
me. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Come on, man. I fucked
that. Fuck that How did I fuck it I I was one
track minded there Casey that's what happened
to me there Dude I can't fucking think of Oh
wait he dropped out Great yeah, I don't know
dude You got three, Dan. You need a fourth one.
I don't know. I don't have a fourth one. So we're
going to concede that we both lost that one?
Yeah, I don't know. So what was the actual answer,
Casey? Damn, Dan's not going to put a fourth
one? Hold on a sec. What do you think? Who the
fuck? It's like I literally don't know. Just
think of the party. I really did. I think we
can agree. He wasn't running. Because I only
know who was at the end. Right? So that's what
it was. Who got 500 ,000? I'm going to be honest.
I bet zero. So even if you... Did you bet 300?
Yeah, I can still tie it up. No, I'm saying,
do you want to concede that we both... that we
both get a tie here? Because either way we get
a tie. Dan can only tie it if he gets the fourth
one right. But do you want to concede the fourth
one and we can walk away as a tie? Why would
you agree to a tie? Dan has to get this right
in order to tie. Yeah, I'm saying, do you want
a tie? Yeah, sure. Fine. Because my dumb ass
said Joe Biden. Yeah, no, he wasn't in it. Yeah,
I know. Okay. I said Joe Biden. You know who
the last one you're thinking you're talking about?
All right, Tyler. Jill Stein. I didn't even think
she was still in it. She was still in it. For
the Green Party. Tyler said Jill Stein. Joe Biden,
Trump, and Robert F. Kennedy. That's incorrect.
Dan only gave three. Kamala Harris Donald Trump
RFK is correct. I didn't could have added Jill
Stein or chase Oliver From the Libertarian Party
All right tiebreaker question cuz Tyler shot
himself in the foot tiebreaker question we're
agreeing to a tie I agree to a tie. You shot
yourself in the foot. Because I could have fucking
gotten that. And I agreed to a tie. Do you want
to be a dick and back out of a gentleman's agreement?
That's why I was saying, why would you agree
to a tie when Den has to get it right in order
to tie? I literally didn't have a third one,
a fourth one. I was giving you the win. No, I
agreed to a tie. All right, tiebreaker question.
Send me your answers. This is sudden death. You
either get it right or you don't. Animals like
dogs and humans, human beings, have evolved to
detect the chemical geosmin at 0 .4 parts per
billion, giving them a sense of when this natural
phenomenon is occurring. They smell what? Animals
like dogs and humans have evolved to detect geosmin,
G -E -O -S -M -I -N, at 0 .4 parts per billion,
giving them a sense of when this natural phenomenon
is occurring. It's a chemical that allows them
to detect when the natural phenomenon is occurring.
Can you define phenomenon? Is it meteorological
or is it a function? A what? Like, is it a function
of something or is it a meteorological phenomenon?
It's a natural. Dan, do you have any idea? Because
I don't. I think we're going to have to go to
the third. Yeah, this is stupid. Let's see some
guesses. What's your guess, Dan? Tyler says photosynthesis.
When it's raining. Dan says raining. That's correct.
Oh, God. Dan wins. I was going to say raining.
No, that doesn't count. Dan, I thought you won.
No, we both lucky. No. Give us each a half a
win. All right. 0 .5. Alright, tie -breaking
question. Get your buzzers out. This is going
to sudden death. We agreed to a tie. Sudden death.
Whoever buzzes in first. Alright. Just whoever
buzzes in? Oh, no. Whoever buzzes in with the
correct answer. Alright, here we go. Having a
little sister named Hennessy inspired her to
adopt a stage name based on a brand of rum. Are
you fucking kidding? Pop culture. Anyone? Say
it again. Having a little sister named Hennessy
inspired her to adopt a stage name based on a
brand of rum. I need to drink more alcohol. What
is Cardi B? There's this Cardi B. That's correct.
Alright. Tyler wins! Tyler wins. I don't even
want to win. I was okay with a tie. All right.
Good game. All right. Okay, it's got to go back
to unemployed life. Usually I have to get out
of here because I'm like, oh, I have to go home
and keep working. Right. I got to go home and
go to bed. That's awesome. I like doing it on
Friday. Like Friday seemed to work for. Yeah,
I was fine with Friday. Friday works for me better
because I don't have anywhere to go on Friday.
Does it work for you, Casey? Yeah, I could do
it Friday. I don't know what Ally Mac does, but
Friday works for me best now. Yeah, I'm down
to switch to Friday. See what Ally Mac's doing.
Maybe we'll switch. Friday's work for me better.
Fucking Jill Stein and drag. Jill Stein's still
running for president with her fucking hot ass.
Is she hot? Let me see here. Did you ever hear
the conspiracy that there has never been a first
lady that they're all men? Yeah, I've heard that
about one in particular. Barbara Bush? No, Michelle
Obama. I've heard... Dude, did you ever see Barbara
Bush recently? She looks haunting. Does she?
Well, she's probably... She's like a hundred
and... She looks like a man. Do you think Jill
Stein's hot? Casey? Not really. Yeah, definitely.
You do. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen her since
I voted for her in 2016. Well, she's a lot older
now, but here she looks, she's bangable. That
was in 2016. That just looks like a straight
-up man. Oh, yeah, no, that's not good. Yeah,
I'd take down that Silver Fox, Jill Stein. What
about the Queen? Before she died, obviously.
I didn't mean to... We did this in an episode.
The queen back in the day looked real hot. The
queen died in our second episode. The queen's
dead. Did she? It was the second episode? The
title was Queen's Dead. Let's see. Queen of England.
1943 put in. But no, if you look back in like
the 50s, she was fucking smoking. Oh, yeah. Dude,
back in the day, she had gotten it. Six ways
from Sunday. Have you seen Princess Diana? She
was fucking smoking, too. Oh, yeah. Princess
Diana was fucking real hot. Yeah, she was. She
was hated by the royal family, though. Yeah,
but she was real good looking, especially in
that revenge dress. Do you ever see that shit?
No. Oh, look up Princess Diana revenge dress.
Here's the Queen of England doing her military
service. That's kind of hot. Goddamn. Wow. God
damn. Let's see. Revenge dress. Princess Diana.
I'm still on the queen, dude. She'd have gotten
it. Mostly just because she's the fucking queen,
bro. Would that make you the king? If you got
her pregnant. Well, wait, no, it doesn't work
like that. No, you'd be a prince. Would it make
you... It makes you a prince. If you get her
pregnant? No, just if you marry her. Look at
that. Look at those legs. It makes you a prince?
Let me see. Yeah, she's a babe. Look at those.
I'm a big legs guy, too. I love legs. Yeah, how
tall is she? She's a tall drink of water. Man.
If I could go back in time. Before she got her
head cut off. Bang the Queen of England. Marie
Antoinette. Who is that? That's the Queen of
France before she got her head cut off. Yeah,
would you bang her? I probably not. I mean, apparently,
what was it? It was her and King Louis. I heard
King Louis didn't even sleep with her on their
wedding night. I heard that he was like, I don't
like her. I'm not going to take her to my chambers.
And, like, everybody's like, oh, he's gay. Probably
ate too much fucking cake. Oh, yeah. Let them
eat cake. No, fucking Marie Antoinette, she had
cake. Dude, I, uh... You know, I'm getting married
in a couple months now, and I'm, uh... I'm looking
at it and I'm like, dude, I don't know how like
the people do it. Like, like actually have sex.
Like I'm like the wedding night because that
night is so fucking chaotic and like so long.
I'd be, I'm going to be so tired. I buy the end
of that. And I'll be like, I guess we got to
do this because it's our fucking wedding night
type thing. But I'll be like super tired. It
won't be good. And I'll be like, just like, ah,
this is, this is for. just you know consummate
right consummating the wedding but like it's
just like just we'll get this done quick and
we'll go to bed because i'm fucking tired but
like what if you were like what if it was like
your first first time dude that would suck even
more because you're crazy because you're so tired
you're so fucking exhausted from the whole day
and then you have to be fucking like oh my god
this is the first time i'm having sex so fuck
yeah damn dude that would god People actually
make it to marriage? Yeah, I couldn't. I didn't
do it. I failed. Dude, that's like, what do the
Catholics think about that? It's frowned upon,
but you know. if you just go ask God for forgiveness,
he's like, yeah, you're a retard. Go out and
sin no more and you're still going to do it because
you're stupid. Yeah, that's the thing. You can
do anything as long as you ask God for forgiveness,
you'll be forgiven. Dude, that's why I have such
a hard time with fucking everything sexual. I
fucking am like, oh, sorry. You have that Christian
guilt, bro. Catholic guilt specifically, yeah.
Well, Catholics are Christian. Yeah, but we're...
We're just better than everybody. Yeah, they're
better than other Christians. But I'm just like,
dude, I just feel like the fucking... The Catholic
guilt's fucking real because every time I'm like...
Why did I do that? Yeah. I mean, it's part biological.
Yeah. In part ingrained guilt. Dude, don't you
just feel awful five minutes after it, too, a
lot of times? When you first get done, you're
like, wow, that was awesome. Then you just sit
there, and you're just like, what the fuck did
I do? I will say, yes, but when I am taking Ritalin,
none. No guilt. No guilt. Nope. Really? Nope.
And I can go fucking... Five, six times in a
row. Really? I'm ready to just keep going. I've
never done it times in a row. I just wasn't able,
like my body needs to recuperate more. You've
never, what's the most you've done? We talked
about this last time, I think. Like in a day?
Yeah. Like sex or like jerking off? Both. The
most number of. Because like the most amount
of sex I've had a day, I think I had sex like
four or five times in a day. But like the most
time I jerked off, I think it was eight. Yeah,
that seems to be everybody's upper limit. It's
about eight, but we were talking about that one
kid. Were you here for that? Yeah, what was it?
He jerked off like 30 times a day. 30 times or
some shit? He's like, I feel terrible. It's like,
yeah, you feel terrible, bro. Jerking off 30
times a day. That's more than once an hour. Right,
yeah. I guarantee you he didn't stay up for 24
hours. No, so he was getting in double hours.
God damn. I don't know. I don't know. Like, I
don't even think it would feel good. Like by
the time I was like doing, like when I got to
my max of like eight in a day, I'm like, what
the fuck am I doing? Right. You're like, I gotta
go to church or something. I gotta, I gotta take
a shower and wash off this filth. Like I can
do it like two or three times a day and like
feel shitty, but like still be like, I don't
know. I was feeling crazy today type thing. But
you get above that, you're pushing it. Yeah,
it's not a good way to live. Because there's
some days when you're just like, I'm home alone
and there's nothing. And I'm like, I'll jerk
off like three times today. But then that day
you're like, dude, all I did was sit home. I
jerked off and I played video games for fucking
eight hours. That's the worst feeling. And then
on top of that, to polish that off, if you ate
like junk food, like if you're eating pizza and
ice cream, dude, that's the trifecta pizza, ice
cream, video games, jerking off. You feel like
that's a recipe. You feel like absolute shit.
That's your, that's like, that's like rock bottom
for men. Yeah. Like I feel like rock bottom for
men. It's just like. I jerked off four times
today. I ate a fucking whole pizza. I played
video games for eight hours and I literally did
nothing. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like looking
at yourself in the mirror and you're just like,
you disgust me. You're a fucking disgrace. You're
like still in your pajamas all day. And it's
like, dude, you need like those three things
need to be in like order. Like you can have one
of the pillars fall and still have be having
a really good day. Right. But once two of the
pillars go down, I'm still eating healthy. Right.
I'm not eating that bad, but I jerked off and,
uh, play video games all day. Right. It's a pretty,
eh, that's not the best day. Right. But if all
three pillars fall, you're just in fucking depression
mode. Like, dude, I fucking feel awful for like
a month after that. Yeah. I remember one day
I had my favorite foods, homemade mac and cheese.
We know this, Tyler. Dude, I ate like fucking
four bowls of it. I jerked off three times that
day. You ever jerk off into mac and cheese? No.
You ever fuck a bowl of mac and cheese? And then
I jerked off three or four times. And then I
just played fucking Minecraft for 12 hours. Dude,
you're living like a fucking 14 -year -old boy.
He's living like a king. I'm not saying that
was recent. I'm just saying I've done that before.
And the rest of that month, I'm just like, I
can never. lived like that. That's like, that's
like rock bottom. Like, you know, you're in a
depressive spiral. If that was your day. Yeah.
Like, like you're like, that was the worst day
I've had in a while. Yeah. Like I vividly remember
that day. Cause I was just like. I was fucking
depressed as shit. Like I was just like, it was
like one of those days where like you don't even
want to get out of bed, but you just kind of
force yourself to, but you're not going to do
anything else. So I just fucking had a shit ton
of Mac and cheese jerked off a bunch of times
and played fucking Minecraft. And I'm like, dude,
well, dude, at least you're not playing flight
simulator. Yeah. You know, but then you got all
those passengers relying on you. And then when
you woke up, I woke up the next day and I'm like,
So yesterday was a bad day. Yeah. I'm going to
not do that today. I had one of those days recently,
actually. I'd say it was like two weeks ago.
It was just like, because I think I had taken
Ritalin. And dude, Ritalin just sends my libido
through the fucking roof. And it's just like,
I can just keep going, dude. Keep going. Yeah.
You got a prescription for that for like ADHD?
Yeah, I do. Damn. Can we try it on the podcast?
No, absolutely not. Definitely not. You don't
want to do it on the podcast? No. Oh, I'll do
it. I have done it on the podcast. Oh, really?
Yeah, because I would use it at work all the
time. It's the only way I could sit still. That's
the thing. I think I need to get like another
prescription for ADHD meds for my fucking office.
Yeah. Because I feel like if I'm fucking cracked
out on fucking amphetamines, I'll be fucking
way better in the office. Dude, we could just
all do Ritalin and just do like a five -hour
podcast. Is Ritalin fucking, is Ritalin considered
amphetamine? No. Nope. It's closer to, like,
I don't even want to say it's closer to cocaine.
The mechanism is closer to cocaine, but it's
not even close to cocaine. What is it? Methylphenidate.
Yeah. So it's kind of, yeah. I love that they
prescribed me pretty much medical grade meth
when I was a child. Yeah. Like, they're just
like, hey, take this. And I'm like, what is this?
Like, synthetic meth? I'm like, meth is already
synthetic. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know. Some
doctors say it's like fine. It really helps them
like helps people not be mediocre. That would
otherwise be mediocre. You know what I mean?
But there's a lot of side effects, but there's
like, Hey kid, you're a little hyper here. Take
this fucking mess. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I don't
know, dude, but they say like on brain scans
and stuff like kids who need it, it can really
help them, but there's no such thing as a free
lunch. It helped me significantly, but I felt
like I was a fucking robot. Yeah. Yeah. I think
I've said this before on the podcast, probably
like a hundred times, but like I, when I took
a focal in, which is like the synthetic version
of Adderall, um, when I took focal in, I literally
felt like the best way to describe it as normal
SpongeBob. You ever see that episode where he's
like, hi, how are you? Oh yeah. Yeah. Like I
felt like that when I was on focal in, like it
felt like I was a cage being inside my head and
my fucking outward thing was, hi, how are you?
wonderful weather we're having. All right. See
you later. And I just couldn't, I couldn't do
it. I hated it. Yeah. And like, dude, it, it
picks you up and it drops you off. Yeah. Also,
I didn't eat at all. Like that was another thing
when I was on fucking Falkland, didn't eat for
like weeks. Right. Like, like I would have like
a fucking snack here and there, but I just genuinely
wasn't hungry. Like I would be fucking starving
if I wasn't on something. At that point. But
then I would just be like, I'm not hungry. I'm
not hungry at all. Like I can fucking not eat
like at all. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah. But
like the thing was, I was fucking so skinny when
I was on that. But it wasn't a healthy skinny.
It was just because I just wasn't eating. But
it wasn't even because of an eating disorder.
Just I wasn't hungry. Right. And I would forget
to eat. Like. You could eat. It was like one
of those things where like, oh, I can eat, but
like you just genuinely forget to eat because
you don't have like the physical sensation of
being hungry type thing. And I'm like, and then
also if you got fucking like the Adderall or
synthetic Adderall, which is Focalin, like it's
just like your fucking metabolism is going fucking
like crazy. So when you're doing that, you're
like, wow, I fucking lost like fucking 14 pounds
in like two weeks. Yeah, it didn't. For me, it
didn't have like crazy, uh, weight loss effects.
But I mean, you're already a skinny guy as it
is. Yeah. It didn't, it didn't, um, I didn't
really know. I mean, maybe the first couple of
weeks on it, I noticed that, you know, but after
that it wasn't really, I just, it just genuinely
didn't make me hungry. And like, that was my
biggest thing is that like, I just get hungry
a lot and like, I just eat like bullshit. But
like when I'm not hungry, I'm like, oh, I don't
want a snack. I don't want to, I don't want a
soda. I just want to just sit here. Yeah. Cause
it's like, you're like seeking like stimulation
and you're already stimulated. Yep. Like, so
like normally like the way I describe it is it
feels like there's like a hole, right? And it
needs to be filled with something like, say I
have a task I'm supposed to do. I'm like, I gotta
like clean up in my office. I gotta like do all
these other things. I gotta eat some food. I
gotta. you know, exercise, like go for run, like
do something. I gotta do stuff. Right. I gotta
check my phone like to fill in that void. Yeah.
Right. But then when you take, for me, when you
take Ritalin, it like fills that in a little
bit. So there's not that constant need for something.
Yeah. You're already, it brings you up to base,
like to baseline where you should be. So you're
not trying to like cram all this shit into that
hole to fill it. Um, and also like, when you're
like properly, it gives me like, it makes me
kind of anxious, which is like kind of how stimulants
work. Right. You kind of want that, but I try
to take it away from when I have to talk to people
because it makes it really hard to communicate
because I lose some of that natural spontaneity.
Kind of like what you're saying makes you like
normal SpongeBob. Right. So like, I don't have
like a lot to say. because it like narrows my
mind it focuses it basically so like you can
say like you know having kind of like uh not
scatterbrain but an adhd kind of brain can be
a benefit yeah it's a it's a it's a blessing
and a curse the same time for creativity it's
great yeah for sitting down at a desk it's terrible
oh yeah like but when i was on it i was a fucking
like straight a student as soon as i stopped
taking it i went back down the seas yeah but
like i couldn't I, I've always been an artist.
Like I, that's just what I do. I like being an
artist when I was on it. I couldn't do paintings.
Right. Like, like nullifies like a creative side
of my brain. Exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah. Yeah. Like, cause you know, you want like
some of that ridiculousness and conversation.
Yeah. Right. Like you have, and you don't want
to put that fire out, but you might want to put
that out to sit down at a desk for a little bit.
Yeah. You know, and it can, it can be helpful
for that. And like when I'm painting, like I
just I don't even fucking think about what I'm
painting. I just paint whatever comes type thing.
And that's why my paintings just kind of end
up being what they are. But like when I'm not
when I'm on a fucking like fucking Ritalin or
some shit, I'm just like, hmm. Yeah. I want to
paint this and I paint like one thing on it and
I'm like. Right. Yeah, because all those like
neurons firing like quiets them. Yeah. You know,
and that's where, see, it's like, you can't really
have, you don't really see too often people that
are like really organized and like intelligent
and they have a lot of creativity. Those things
usually do not go, they don't go hand in hand.
No, I, I. So I have a problem, like, specifically,
I don't know if this is just a me thing, an ADHD
thing, or just, like, a general, like, thing
that most people have, but if I'm in complete
silence, I start going fucking insane. Like,
if it's too quiet and there's not, like, a fucking,
like, humming or, like, something, like, a washing
machine going on or something, if it's, like,
dead silent, I start fucking hallucinating sounds.
Wow. Like, I start being, like... Like I start
freaking out and like start just hearing people
talking in my ears and shit. I feel like most
people do. Like there's actually a room that
is no like sound reflects off the walls. And
it just starts making people hallucinate. Yeah,
so you're like there's no sound in this room
that they've created. And so you like just start
hallucinating. Yeah, it's a fucking wild thing
that you just fucking start hallucinating out
of nowhere. damn it just like because i i think
the absence of sound is a really because humans
aren't supposed to get an absence of sound like
there's always supposed to be something like
you when in nature there's always some sort of
sound and when it's quiet in nature you know
something's fucked up yeah no offense ollie mack
but like if like you're in nature and there's
no sound there's a predator around or something
threatening is around you because everything
got quiet. Right. And like, I think that's another
reason why people get paranoid or me specifically.
I get paranoid when it's quiet because I'm like,
something's going to happen. Something's threatening
me currently because like you're supposed to
take in all of your surroundings type thing.
So in my house, 24 seven without fail, I have
a white noise machine just going on. Really?
Just. It sounds like a fucking air conditioner
in a fucking hotel room. Is it like on your phone?
I have a white noise machine under my bed. Oh,
shit. Yeah. It helps me sleep so much. That's
pretty cool. Yeah. And it gets to the point where
my fiance was like, what the fuck is this? And
I'm like, it's my white noise machine. When we
moved in together. Pretty soon, you're not going
to have to worry. I mean, the sound of Iran dropping
bombs is going to be pretty loud. Dude, I heard
this. I listened to an interview with Tucker
Carlson and the president. Did you hear that
he's fucking, like, he's sponsored by Zinn. Oh,
Tucker, yeah. Tucker Carlson, yeah. Yeah. He
said that they don't want to fuck with the U
.S. The president of Iran said that they're not
looking for trouble with the U .S. Why would
you be? You're going to get fucking pee -pee
smacked. So they don't have, like, any plans
to do anything. They're like, no, we're good.
They're like, we're just going to try and get
our nuclear power plant up and running again.
Yeah, because they know they're fucked now. Yeah,
they're like, we don't know how much damage there
is to it. We don't know if we're going to ever
use it again. But yeah. Yeah. Well, that was
an awkward silence. I'm exhausted. I got a lot
of unemployment stuff to do tomorrow. All right.
Dan, have you heard of Entity 23? The unapproachable
horse? Entity 23 takes the appearance of a dark
brown horse of unknown age and gender. The Entity
has been cited on a variety of levels, but it's
commonly seen on levels that take the appearance
of natural spaces, such as... forests and fields.
Damn damn. Anyway, I say next time let's let's
take some calls. Yeah, all right. We'll open
up the lines, the wild card. I just want to tell
you that do's and don'ts stand do if you if you
ever see a unapproachable horse, do be prepared
for spatial displacement. Casey, I'm Don't attempt
to approach strained horses, Dan. Jesus Christ.
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And each other. We out. Fuck off. Yeah, you sounded
just like Ali Mack. For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? No, no, we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramid
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts? They're killing all the already
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens
exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, there
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10
feet tall. Oh my god. Okay, so if they come from
our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. while holding their pulse, feel
them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump,
bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've
seen it happen. I think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds. They
know what birds are going to cross paths with
you that you are going to be able to raise and
they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because
they know that if you put that motherfucker Cut
it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely
invaluable. Which, by the way, big brother, is
the Overlord. Here we go. It's an actual Nazi
collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's
fucking real, okay?