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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Untitled podcast. Episode 112.

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This is a reggae version of Pregosocial. It's

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called Spliff Not. Reggae parody. You like reggae,

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Tyler? I don't. Tyler and Casey here. I got something

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spooky I want to talk about. When dark. So you

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ever see the back rooms? What's the deal with

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the back rooms? I've been fascinated by this

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lately. You haven't heard about the back rooms

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yet? I've been into the videos like this last

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couple weeks. Uh, the backrooms, for those who

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don't know, is that it's, like, you noclip out

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of reality, which is, like, a video game term

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when, like, you fall through, like, a wall or,

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like, a floor. Um, if you do that in real life,

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you end up in these things called the backrooms.

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Can we try to do that? Like, noclip through my

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basement wall? And end up in, like, the backrooms?

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Then what happens if we succeed? No, it's just

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fucking weird. And I like how, like, there's

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the guy that created it, right? But there's also,

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like, everybody just makes random videos and,

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like, they're all part of the universe, even

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though they're not the original creator. Yeah,

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it's kind of like the SCP files, if you ever

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heard of that. And they have those weird dudes

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who wear the gas masks that, like, I think they're,

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like, clones or something because they, like,

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literally don't care if they die. Like the ones

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where it's, like, the slides that say to death,

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to whatever. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little one that

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the guys like I don't want to go down this one

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and he's like do that Yeah, I saw that one too

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Yeah, there's a like the backrooms lore is fucking

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insane Like there's like fucking like 10 ,000

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levels at this point like negative levels and

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shit and like I just don't understand like the

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entities What entities we got in the back rooms?

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I mean you got the the fucking camera head guys

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You got out of the smilers you got the party

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The Party Goers, I think they're called. Like,

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yeah, just, yeah, Jamie, look up the Backroom

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Entities. Backrooms Entities. But, uh, it's a

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really interesting, like, thing. There's gonna

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be a movie coming out about it. Is there? It's

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gonna be good. The Backrooms movie. That's insane.

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Like, it's crazy when internet videos, like,

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get, like, actual, like, fucking... The entities

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are numbered one to a thousand. What? I don't

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get it. But they don't have, like, you can't

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click on the links. Why not? Is it just like

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a dead link? Or is it just not even linked? I

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hate, like, wiki pages, but... The humans, the

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windows, Smiler. Yeah, Smiler. That's my favorite

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one. Entity three. Oh, it looks weird. Which

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one? The smiler? Yeah. Yeah, it's just like two

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glowing eyes and like a mouth. Smilers are generally

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hostile and have been many confirmed sightings

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of them. Can I be identified by their signature

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reflective eyes and teeth gleaming in the dark?

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Yeah. The best way to escape a smiler is to keep

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eye contact. They tend to reside in dark areas

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on level two and three. People are fucking into

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this shit. Yeah. Uh, there's also, I think, like,

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camera heads. There are, uh, the party goers,

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which are, like, people that try to get you to,

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like, the party level where they'll just eat

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you. Entity 7, Jerry, which is just a fucking

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parrot. Oh, yeah, Jerry. There's also the cult

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of Jerry. Yeah, I forgot about the cult of Jerry.

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Those who make physical contact with Jerry without

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taming him are subject to his indoctrinable abilities.

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He can be tamed using sunflower seeds and almond

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water. What? This would be a good video game.

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You know those video games about the back rooms?

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I want to play one of those. Yeah, I mean, it

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looks cool. I've actually been playing a lot,

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a lot of fucking Ready or Not. That's probably

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my game that I've been playing a lot. so far

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i thought it wasn't out till july 15th on pc

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it's been out for like three years oh yeah is

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that the one where it's like super realistic

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yeah like super realistic like SWAT team like

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shit oh you're like a cop and shit yeah and uh

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dude it's fucking crazy one of the levels is

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a fucking school shooting that you have to put

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down the fucking gunman oh shit yeah i'll play

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that yeah one of them cool yeah yeah one level

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is is a school shooting in a college And then

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another level, which is like the other controversial

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level, is the name of the level is fucking Neon

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Tomb, which is fucking a sick name. At least

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you're the cops. You're not the one doing the

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school shooting. Yeah, like fucking no Russian.

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But yeah, the one level is called Neon Tomb.

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And remember the Florida gay nightclub shooting?

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Florida, yeah. Like a couple years back. Is that

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a level? It's basically that. You have to go

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through and you have to kill the gunman that's

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holding everybody up. They're like an active

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shooter and terrorist threat because it's a group

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of terrorists that go in and start shooting up

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a nightclub. Is there going to be one in Vegas?

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They're still releasing DLC, so it'd be interesting

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to see. What's that hotel called? I don't remember

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what that hotel was called. But yeah, you go

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through and basically... The first level that

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you play is... The first level that you play

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is a held up convenience store. And there's four

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guys with guns holding up the convenience store

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after a botched robbery. Then you have to go

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in and either arrest the guys or shoot them.

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It's like what police sim should be. And then

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level two... It's actually a swatting incident.

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You actually go in and there's a streamer, but

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you find out that he's got child porn on his

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computer and shit, so you take him in. Level

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three is a crack house with a bunch of meth heads

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in it that you have to go through and put them

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down. Level four is a human trafficking organization.

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I think level five is... one of like the the

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things i think level five is a cult that you

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have to take down like they have like like uh

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you know how like the manson family had like

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they were like embedded into like their thing

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and shit like you have to go through like a cult

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compound compound and take them down yeah and

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then there's another level i think the next one

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is is neon tomb the last the last level the second

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to last level is a hospital shooting that you

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have to go in and take oh my god You have to

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take out multiple gunmen that are holding a hostage.

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That actually happened. Yeah. A lot of these

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missions are based on real life, like, things.

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But, like, it's really, like, really good because

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you get shot once where you don't have a vest.

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Like, you can die, like, really, like, easily

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in that game. Oh. Like, you get hit with a bullet

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and you're not armored in that position. You

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literally have to put a turning kit on yourself.

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Or you'll bleed out. You know how me and Dan

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are talking about that business idea we're going

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to do where people rob the bank, bank robber

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simulator and shit? So we could have one where

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people play as the cops so we could pit the cops

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against the bank robbers. And have them shoot

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each other, but there'd have to be some kind

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of waiver. Yeah. You could do it with paintball

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guns. It'd be pretty fun. Yeah. It'd be more

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realistic with like... Actual guns or like BB

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guns that like made actual gun noises. But like

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there's like, but like in the game though, there's

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like legitimate, like. It gets fucking intense

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with like the school shooting and the club shooting

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specifically, because for the club shooting,

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when you go in outside, there's already like

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piles of bodies from people who are like gunned

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down outside of the club. You have to go through

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and there's people that are just there's just

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bodies everywhere and like people are like fucked

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up. So you have to like save the hostages and

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then take out the fucking terrorists while you're

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going through it. Wouldn't that suck if you knew

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somebody who got shot in an Orlando club and

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you're like, just playing this game. I mean,

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I would feel like it's a little bit of fantasy

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fulfillment. Like I'd want to kill the guy who

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killed my family or something. Yeah. I guess

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that's just how I would look at it because I'd

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be like, I want to kill this guy who killed my

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family. It's probably fucking triggering to people

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that were there. Well, don't play the fucking

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game then. Yeah. It's not hard. You don't have

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to play it. Because they're going to be like

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fucking Sandy Hook and shit. Well, the official

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game is complete with the two DLCs, and they're

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doing one more DLC, and I don't know what the

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new DLC is going to be. But the original game

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is done, and the two DLCs are already out. I

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don't know what the last DLC is, though. They

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haven't released it or told us what it's going

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to be yet. But all in all, it's a really fun

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game to like you really feel like like everything

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has like a fucking like impact type thing. Oh,

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and like during like the school shooting, like

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when you're walking around, you hear a gunshot

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and then you see at the bottom of the screen.

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that you lost a civilian, so you lose a significant

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amount of points for every single civilian that

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you lose. I'm going to Leroy Jenkins this and

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just run in and be like, get your fucking hands

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off. But you'll just get fucking blown away because

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fucking one bullet kills you. Are we going to

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do like the Texas U -Vale shooting where they

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just didn't go in for an hour? So you just stand

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outside? They're like, scene's not safe. Oh,

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wait, we're the cops. Oh, wait, we're the cops.

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What the fuck? You saw that 10 people got shot

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in Albany on 4th of July. Did you see that nobody

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got shot in New York City too? Yeah. Dude, so

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there was more people that got shot in Albany

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than New York City. Some kid tried to burn off.

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Building down with a flare gun. No, no, no. You

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didn't hear what actually happened. I read like

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the actual story, like the whole thing. So a

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guy pulled out a flare gun to threaten somebody

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and shot the flare gun off. Turns out the guy

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who he was threatening had a real gun and shot

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him and then shot like three other people. The

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house burnt down. Two people got shot. Then later

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there was a fucking drive by shooting and like

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fucking like seven people got hit there. And

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then it just fucking turned into a fucking disaster.

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That sounds like our call that we did. Yeah.

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How many people got hit in our call? Only like

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four. I thought there were six. Six? No. I don't

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think so. It was definitely on the list of mass

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shootings in the U .S. though. Albany's got two

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of them. This is going to be a bigger one. Entity

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66 Shocker Ghoul. Shocker Ghoul? Shocker Ghoul.

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Shocker ghoul looks almost exactly like the host

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that they possess, but every open wound glows

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brightly yellow. I'm going to keep going with

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this. Most veins and arteries also emit light,

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but to a lesser extent. If a host is an electrical

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object, it will not show any apparent differences

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from the host object. Damn. No data. 97 scream

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eaters. Scream eaters? Oh, that thing looks sick.

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That thing looks like Voldemort. Scream eaters

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are humanoid creatures, similar to old legends

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of ghosts in the front rooms. So would you say...

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So would you say that being a nurse... Is one

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of the worst jobs on the planet. Yeah, I mean...

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What's, like, the base salary of a nurse? I mean...

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Just out of RN school. Probably depends what,

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like, state you're in. Around here, it's probably,

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like, $40 ,000 now. Maybe not, like, $40 ,000,

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maybe, like, $30 ,000. $35 ,000? $35 ,000 an

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hour. Oh, $35 ,000 an hour. That's not awful.

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Yeah, I mean, it sucks like a lot of the times,

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but I think you just have to kind of get used

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to it. When you become like a charge nurse, does

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your pay increase or is it just like... You get

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a stupid like $5 an hour bonus. I get a paid

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$1 an hour bonus when I preset people. Paid fucking

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$7 after taxes for a shift of precepting people.

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That's some horse shit. So how much ass have

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you had to wipe as a nurse? Not as much in the

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ER. Yeah, but they're just like cutting. The

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hospital, by the way, is a good Christian hospital.

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They're just cutting, like, seeing what else.

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Like, they made the fucking IVs cheaper. They

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give people, like, cardboard things to shit in.

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Like, cardboard buckets to shit in instead of

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plastic because the plastic was too expensive.

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Like, they took away the ass wipes and now you

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have to, like, soak, like, fucking rags with

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the water and it's just awful. That's great.

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So would you rather be an EMT again? If you could

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get paid the same amount, would you rather be

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an EMT again or would you stick with nursing?

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Same amount? Yeah, probably an EMT. What if you

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were a paramedic? Let's say you're a paramedic

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instead of a nurse. Would you rather be a paramedic

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or a nurse? Probably, just because I don't want

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to be stuck in the hospital anymore. Yeah, I

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mean, I just, I didn't like the medical field

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anymore. I got burnt out. I really did. Yeah.

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Like, the medical field was just a fucking nightmare.

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It just sucked, all of it. Oh, hey, what's up?

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Dan, dude. We're doing the dark episode again.

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Welcome to Dan. Dan, dude, you like the Knicks?

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Huh? You like the Knicks? Nah, dude. You ever

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been to the back rooms, Dan? The what? The back

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rooms. What's that? Oh, you don't know about

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the back rooms? Huh? You don't know about the

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back rooms? The bag rooms? Back rooms. B -A -C

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-K. It's like this like yellow looking office

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space building. Like just empty. But it has like

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a bunch of, it's like a maze looking thing. And

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there's like entities in it. Where is that? And

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we read about all the, it's in like an alternate

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version of reality. Like if you fall, you know

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how in, you ever play a video game and like you

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fall out of the level and you just keep like

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falling through the earth? Yeah. Like just basically

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the story is that if you fall, if you no clip

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out of reality like you do in a video game, you

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end up in the back rooms. Oh, shit. It's kind

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of like a in -between dimensions type thing.

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Dude, we should try and go there. Just keep,

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like, running into the wall. We were reading

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a list of a thousand entities in the back rooms.

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Like, remember Entity 30 Mother, Entity 34 Dollface.

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How do you get there? Like, you gotta, like,

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find a way to noclip out of reality and run into,

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like, a corner of a room. You know in Super Mario

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where you can, like... do the thing the first

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level or the underground level and you can like

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go to the eighth level automatically yeah it's

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kind of like that some people you can actually

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like run try to just like jump to the wall you

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should try tyler there's a there's a spot in

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gran turismo where you could do it and you had

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to like literally like push against the wall

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and just sit there for like literally five minutes

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and finally it would slip through the car and

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just sit there like spinning your tires It would

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slip through, and then you could drive on top

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of the level. Yeah, I remember I was playing

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Call of Duty, and I found a place where I could

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noclip out of it, but I could still shoot through

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the walls, but they couldn't shoot at me. And

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I was just cheating that entire fucking match.

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I accidentally fell out of the map, but I got

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stuck in an area where I could see everybody

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and shoot them, but they couldn't shoot me. So

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I was going, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, and

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they couldn't even fucking touch me. Entity number

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61, Coconut Snares. Habitat, level 149. Coconut

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Snares are aggressive frugivore rodents that

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hide in coconut shells and are only native entity

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on level 1. They feed primarily on coconuts in

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level 149, eating coconut meat and drinking milk

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to sustain themselves. They occasionally drink

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rainwater from the occasional rainfalls in level

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149. Hold on, Zach. What is this fucking thing

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called? The back rooms. No, but the name of this

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creature. A coconut snare. All right, hold on.

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It's hypothesized that death rats and coconut

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snares have common ancestry. They moved from

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level 149 to level 1 and level 46. The lost sons

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of coconut isles have made paper drawings of

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the coconut snares dating back to the 15th century.

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I'm having ChatGBT make us a picture of what

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a coconut snare looks like. There's a picture

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of it here. It's literally just like a broken

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coconut shell. It's just a picture of a broken

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coconut. How fucking high do you have to be to

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come up with this shit? Dude, if you were tripping,

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you could probably get to the back rooms if you

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took enough acid. I bet no. Dude, I bet we could

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do some breathing work that could get us there.

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You want to try it? I bet we could do some DMT

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that would get us there. Alright, it's making

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me a fucking picture of this. This is weird.

00:20:18.250 --> 00:20:22.369
It looks like a dick right now. I can't tell.

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It's so blurry. It's making it. What is that?

00:20:25.190 --> 00:20:27.950
It looks like a mushroom. What did you tell Chad?

00:20:28.089 --> 00:20:30.470
It looks like a dick. It looks like a penis.

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I said, can you make me a picture of a coconut

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star from the back room? I bet we could do some

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breathing work that could get us in a different

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area. Yeah, for sure. So I had this question

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because me and my fiancé are watching a show

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about vampires. That's what it looks like. Oh,

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yeah. What we do in the shadows. I like it. Which

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is a fantastic show, by the way. But I just started

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thinking about random questions about vampires

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that I was like, I wonder if they could do that.

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So the first thing I asked ChatGPT was, if vampires

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wore sunscreen, could they go out into the sun?

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Which I feel like is a solid question to ask.

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Yeah, I actually read a series about vampires

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when I was younger, and they actually put sunscreen

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on. That's how they were able to. They could

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only go out for like 30 minutes. Yeah, and then

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I'm like, all right, what if I took a pencil?

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Could a pencil kill a vampire? Because, you know,

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it's a wooden stake technically. So ChatGPT tended

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to agree that if you were able to stab a pencil

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into the vampire's heart, you could. kill them

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damn i'm like interesting what about garlic like

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what do you mean just make them force feed them

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garlic or something yeah i thought garlic kills

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them too garlic doesn't kill them it just makes

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them like like it fucks with them like they get

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like anaphylaxis do you think that there's anything

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to that like People didn't just make that shit

00:22:02.299 --> 00:22:05.079
up. Oh, I would 100%. This is... No, they definitely

00:22:05.079 --> 00:22:07.900
made it up. So I have a theory. You say that

00:22:07.900 --> 00:22:10.539
with such fucking affinity, Casey. I have a theory

00:22:10.539 --> 00:22:13.039
that... I mean, they're not... Bats don't actually

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turn into vampires, do they? Huh? Bats don't

00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:17.920
actually turn into vampires. Well, I mean, it

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came from somewhere. Let me explain my theory.

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Tyler's got a theory. So did Christianity, but...

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So I got a theory that there was a... a every

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every society has the same monsters like we've

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figured this out like you go back to ancient

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cultures that didn't even have like fucking contact

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each other and almost everything has ghosts vampires

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werewolves like shit like that like every single

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culture every single one has the same fucking

00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:49.880
monsters each one hunted these monsters to the

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point of, I think that they made extinction level

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events on these monsters that they had. I think

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that humans, that these things like dragons,

00:22:59.579 --> 00:23:03.220
werewolves, monsters, vampires, like all these

00:23:03.220 --> 00:23:06.359
things, I feel like at one point, not saying

00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:09.839
now, but I'm saying at one point, these things

00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.460
did exist, but humans hunted them to extinction

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and we covered it up. Because almost, what's

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the, but then you think that then I hear people

00:23:19.190 --> 00:23:21.549
saying, but what about the fossil records? Why

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don't we have that? What's almost every single

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things like, what's almost every single, when

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you kill a supernatural creature, how do you

00:23:32.210 --> 00:23:35.170
destroy it completely? You burn it and you burn

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the bones. Dragons basically existed because

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the dinosaurs, like there were winged dinosaurs

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that looked just like dragons. Yeah. They probably

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saw like, people probably saw like fossil fossils

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of these like dinosaur looking things and made

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up the story because they didn't know what dinosaurs

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were. But people, there's fucking graves with

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fucking like actual grates on them. And they

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found fucking corpses with fucking fangs in it.

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Like for, for that shit. Like I, I feel there's

00:24:03.950 --> 00:24:06.490
evidence out there that, that vampires and shit

00:24:06.490 --> 00:24:08.789
like that did exist at one point, but I think

00:24:08.789 --> 00:24:11.329
we hunted them to extinction. And if not extinction,

00:24:11.390 --> 00:24:14.210
we hunted them to the point where. it's not a

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threat anymore. And they're so far in hiding

00:24:16.450 --> 00:24:19.170
that they're not really a problem. I also think

00:24:19.170 --> 00:24:21.849
that there's like, there's some overlap between

00:24:21.849 --> 00:24:25.190
realms. And, uh, like that's why I like some

00:24:25.190 --> 00:24:28.529
of these things like big foots and like the hat

00:24:28.529 --> 00:24:32.130
man, it's, you're seeing it, seeing these vampires,

00:24:32.289 --> 00:24:34.549
you're seeing these things on the fringes of

00:24:34.549 --> 00:24:39.210
where our realm interacts with it. Yeah. So it's

00:24:39.210 --> 00:24:41.809
like, and that's how we're seeing them. doesn't

00:24:41.809 --> 00:24:43.509
mean that's necessarily how they are in their

00:24:43.509 --> 00:24:46.509
realm. And the way they see us, like it could

00:24:46.509 --> 00:24:48.809
be something terrifying because maybe they just

00:24:48.809 --> 00:24:51.269
see our bones, right? Like we're just skeletons.

00:24:51.309 --> 00:24:53.950
Yeah. And that's the way they describe us to

00:24:53.950 --> 00:24:56.690
each other. And like, we see like these little

00:24:56.690 --> 00:24:59.069
green men with like these weird, like heads and

00:24:59.069 --> 00:25:01.630
shit. Yeah. Weird heads, big eyes. And like,

00:25:01.670 --> 00:25:04.009
that's how we're seeing them in our realm because

00:25:04.009 --> 00:25:07.170
it's like two different operating systems. It's

00:25:07.170 --> 00:25:10.390
like, linux and windows and they can't comprehend

00:25:10.390 --> 00:25:12.650
each other no they like can't communicate with

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it or it's like interpreting it the best it can

00:25:15.130 --> 00:25:18.089
i like i like that idea but i also think that

00:25:18.089 --> 00:25:22.990
maybe i going off of your idea they had entities

00:25:22.990 --> 00:25:27.450
that like transferred between uh like how we

00:25:27.450 --> 00:25:29.390
have like bigfoot sightings and stuff like i

00:25:29.390 --> 00:25:32.289
feel like sometimes maybe one of those creatures

00:25:32.289 --> 00:25:34.829
transferred into our reality and can't get back

00:25:35.230 --> 00:25:38.009
yeah so it just kind of roams around trying to

00:25:38.009 --> 00:25:40.430
figure out its fucking way to do things right

00:25:40.430 --> 00:25:42.549
type things and maybe like in like a society

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full of bigfoots he's just a common guy but when

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he sees humans he's like what the fuck's going

00:25:48.849 --> 00:25:51.250
on here like just imagine you get transported

00:25:51.250 --> 00:25:54.190
to a world of all bigfoots what would you be

00:25:54.190 --> 00:25:56.849
doing i'd be hiding too right oh yeah i wouldn't

00:25:56.849 --> 00:25:58.890
be like if i went to a world that's entirely

00:25:58.890 --> 00:26:02.269
bigfoots i'd be like i'm fucking hiding like

00:26:02.269 --> 00:26:04.809
and like if they saw me i wouldn't just like

00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:07.500
just sit there i'd run away because i'd be like

00:26:07.500 --> 00:26:09.220
these things are gonna eat me or something i

00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:11.880
don't know what they're gonna do type thing but

00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:16.900
like maybe big feet or bigfoot maybe bigfoot

00:26:16.900 --> 00:26:20.720
-esque things are just creatures or or beings

00:26:20.720 --> 00:26:23.640
from another alternate reality that just somehow

00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:26.599
flipped into our reality like somehow slipped

00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:28.599
in through the cracks or something yeah like

00:26:28.599 --> 00:26:33.089
um it's like the montauk monster Yeah, that fucking

00:26:33.089 --> 00:26:36.190
weird thing. Yeah, it's like... That's loosely

00:26:36.190 --> 00:26:38.730
what Stranger... It's not loosely. That is what

00:26:38.730 --> 00:26:42.630
Stranger Things is based on. So apparently...

00:26:42.630 --> 00:26:45.930
I think we talked about this before, but we brought

00:26:45.930 --> 00:26:48.329
over some Nazi scientists back in the day. Yeah,

00:26:48.349 --> 00:26:50.369
Operation Paperclip. Yeah, Project Paperclip.

00:26:50.569 --> 00:26:53.390
And some of those scientists, they put them to

00:26:53.390 --> 00:26:57.970
work on interdimensional shit. What was it? It

00:26:57.970 --> 00:27:01.710
was the Project Pegasus. I think it was. where

00:27:01.710 --> 00:27:03.230
they were trying to, like, teleport people and

00:27:03.230 --> 00:27:06.910
shit. Oh, cool. Yeah, and so they said that they

00:27:06.910 --> 00:27:09.809
put the Nazi scientists onto that, but when they

00:27:09.809 --> 00:27:14.890
were doing that, they let this monster... This

00:27:14.890 --> 00:27:18.509
guy. What's that? The Montauk monster. Oh, no,

00:27:18.569 --> 00:27:21.589
not that thing. No, I've seen that before, but

00:27:21.589 --> 00:27:24.549
they determined that that was just, like, some

00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:27.529
sort of animal. Oh. But the Montauk monster is,

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:30.319
like... They were fucking around with, like,

00:27:30.339 --> 00:27:32.599
teleportation and stuff, and they accidentally

00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:35.819
let this creature into our realm. And it, like,

00:27:35.819 --> 00:27:39.299
ran around this laboratory just destroying everything,

00:27:39.420 --> 00:27:45.559
and it got away. Oh, cool. Yeah. Dude, Entity

00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:49.940
87, Untitled Project. Oh, fuck, that's us. Oh,

00:27:49.940 --> 00:27:52.799
shit. Dude, that's us, dude. Maybe that's what

00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:54.900
the podcast should be, the Untitled Project.

00:27:55.140 --> 00:27:59.240
The Hub. Dude, we're in the hub! Entity 87 is

00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:02.480
an anthropomorphic creature which showed up within

00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.019
the hub for unknown reasons. It wears a ragged

00:28:06.019 --> 00:28:08.680
gray shirt and red shorts with a white trimming.

00:28:09.150 --> 00:28:11.309
It has brown hair and a pale complexion. It's

00:28:11.309 --> 00:28:15.009
Tyler. When approached, it will become nervous

00:28:15.009 --> 00:28:18.730
and attempt to get away. If one continues to

00:28:18.730 --> 00:28:21.650
follow it, it will begin to act erratically,

00:28:21.849 --> 00:28:24.390
scream various phrases. Some of these include,

00:28:24.589 --> 00:28:28.509
please don't let me hurt you. I don't want to

00:28:28.509 --> 00:28:32.119
be the source of your dreams. There is nothing

00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:35.619
to be found within me. Curled up in the fetal

00:28:35.619 --> 00:28:37.839
position, I don't want to hurt anymore. When

00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:40.619
I'm around you, it hurts the both of us so much.

00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.380
That's fucking scary. That is fucking scary.

00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:46.960
When in the presence of Entity 87, an overwhelming

00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:50.059
sense of grief will overcome any wanderer. Oh,

00:28:50.059 --> 00:28:53.200
it's Allie Mack. Wanderers report feel like they

00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:56.160
are grieving the people in their own lives. Strangely,

00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:58.579
no grievances for the dead are reported, only

00:28:58.579 --> 00:29:04.569
for the living. What? What? What? Hey, by the

00:29:04.569 --> 00:29:06.170
way, Alimac, if you're listening, congratulations

00:29:06.170 --> 00:29:10.289
on getting engaged. You know, we wanted to congratulate

00:29:10.289 --> 00:29:12.970
you in person, but I guess we're going to do

00:29:12.970 --> 00:29:18.210
it here. Fucking asshole. Congrats, dude. It's

00:29:18.210 --> 00:29:19.890
awesome. The fucker's going to move to Puerto

00:29:19.890 --> 00:29:22.470
Rico and leave us. Is that what he said? Yeah.

00:29:23.559 --> 00:29:27.799
He's not moving to Puerto Rico. He's just joshing.

00:29:28.059 --> 00:29:30.299
It's like when you said you were moving to Greece.

00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:37.720
I could. So how's unemployment life, Dan? It's

00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.660
fucking awesome. What you been working on? Dude,

00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:43.859
I literally wake up every day and just work on

00:29:43.859 --> 00:29:47.799
projects. My project today, here I'll show you.

00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:51.200
I was converting this TV stand into a buffet.

00:29:53.379 --> 00:29:57.779
Let's see here. So this is what it looked like

00:29:57.779 --> 00:30:02.740
before. You're like, damn, what we really need

00:30:02.740 --> 00:30:08.440
is a TV stand buffet. That's what we need. I'm

00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:11.299
going for this farmhouse vibe in my apartment.

00:30:12.579 --> 00:30:14.859
So this is what the TV stand looked like. It

00:30:14.859 --> 00:30:18.200
had a fireplace and shit. You remember that?

00:30:18.380 --> 00:30:21.539
Yeah, I remember that. Okay, so this is what...

00:30:22.170 --> 00:30:25.009
This is what I did to rip out the fireplace.

00:30:25.309 --> 00:30:27.869
Yeah. So I converted it. It's really going to

00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:31.509
be a coffee. That's nice. Coffee station. Oh,

00:30:31.569 --> 00:30:33.470
nice. Yeah. Have you been like cleaning your

00:30:33.470 --> 00:30:35.450
house too? And like make it like spotless. Yeah.

00:30:35.829 --> 00:30:39.890
Painting. Um, what else did I do? Just something

00:30:39.890 --> 00:30:42.569
else. Oh, I put a ceiling fan in my first electrical

00:30:42.569 --> 00:30:44.809
job. I've been looking at other jobs though.

00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.019
Fuck no. You're going to be unemployed forever?

00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:52.099
No, dude. I'm taking probably the summer. A month

00:30:52.099 --> 00:30:58.400
to the summer off. I've been working for 17 years,

00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:00.099
bro. I want a fucking break. You're just taking

00:31:00.099 --> 00:31:02.819
a gap year? No, I'm going to take a sabbatical.

00:31:03.140 --> 00:31:06.619
Every seventh year, they used to... Let you free?

00:31:07.619 --> 00:31:10.779
That's what? The Bible. You should know this,

00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.279
Tyler. Oh my God. It comes from the word Sabbath.

00:31:14.539 --> 00:31:16.799
Yeah, Sabbath. So every seventh year, they would

00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.839
just not... Make you work. Yeah, the farmers

00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:21.799
wouldn't go out and plant anything. They would

00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:26.000
just let the fields... Bro, check it out. Entity

00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:30.039
40 reverse defecation bird. Oh, what the fuck?

00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.200
Dude, this is just some autistic fucking shit.

00:31:33.259 --> 00:31:38.259
This is ridiculous. I know, it's so stupid. This

00:31:38.259 --> 00:31:40.980
page mentions a lot of crap and defecation. If

00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:43.059
you don't like or disturb by these things, I

00:31:43.059 --> 00:31:45.160
recommend not... No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean

00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:48.559
to derail what you're saying. Yeah, I wasn't

00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.240
saying anything. I'm just... This is very interesting.

00:31:51.579 --> 00:31:53.559
Didn't your uncle get fucked over by Three Mile

00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:58.160
Island or some shit? What? By Three Mile Island?

00:31:58.380 --> 00:32:01.299
Yeah, he said something about aliens abducting

00:32:01.299 --> 00:32:03.059
him or some shit. Yeah, it was a family member

00:32:03.059 --> 00:32:05.440
of mine that I can't disclose who it was, but

00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:11.880
he... He's very adamant that he was teleported.

00:32:12.299 --> 00:32:16.059
Dude, and it's so fucked up because... I'll tell

00:32:16.059 --> 00:32:20.700
you why this is fucked up. He claims that he

00:32:20.700 --> 00:32:24.819
was teleported to where the Montauk monster...

00:32:24.819 --> 00:32:26.819
That's why I know so much about this. Why are

00:32:26.819 --> 00:32:29.759
you originated for him? What's that? Where it

00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:32.859
came from, like the Montauk monster? Yeah, it's

00:32:32.859 --> 00:32:35.039
in Montauk. It's Montauk, New York. Montauk?

00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:39.569
Yeah. he claims that he was teleported there

00:32:39.569 --> 00:32:43.210
and he was in a chair and it's a known thing.

00:32:43.289 --> 00:32:46.829
It's like the Montauk chair. Hmm. And he said

00:32:46.829 --> 00:32:49.369
the most horrific things happened to him so bad

00:32:49.369 --> 00:32:51.930
that he can't even talk about it. No shit. Yeah.

00:32:51.950 --> 00:32:54.190
That happened to me one time at a job I had.

00:32:54.369 --> 00:32:58.930
Did it? Yeah. Yeah, I've been there. Entity 40

00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:03.869
unshit themselves, absorbs crap on the ground,

00:33:03.970 --> 00:33:07.250
and bring it back into their own bodies. Yeah,

00:33:07.289 --> 00:33:10.190
that sounds... Are known to force feces from

00:33:10.190 --> 00:33:12.490
the ground back into their own rear ends during

00:33:12.490 --> 00:33:18.279
periods of flight. What the fuck is this, Casey?

00:33:18.740 --> 00:33:21.559
It's reverse navigation bird, entity 40. It's

00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:25.579
a backroom's entity. All right, Dan. So the thing

00:33:25.579 --> 00:33:27.980
that I sent into the chat that I want everybody's

00:33:27.980 --> 00:33:31.819
opinion on, okay? Allie Mac should be here, but,

00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:34.220
you know, that's just how it does. So here's

00:33:34.220 --> 00:33:39.140
a real challenge. Schrodinger's blowjob. So you're

00:33:39.140 --> 00:33:41.339
blindfolded and earmuffed and you're currently

00:33:41.339 --> 00:33:43.900
receiving the greatest sloppy toppy dick sucking

00:33:43.900 --> 00:33:47.599
experience in your life. We're talking this shit

00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:50.420
ruined the entire concept of sex for you and

00:33:50.420 --> 00:33:53.579
there's no turning back. The best pussy slash

00:33:53.579 --> 00:33:56.720
ass or whatever. You skipped something in there.

00:33:56.900 --> 00:34:02.220
I'm not saying that. I remember. What was the

00:34:02.220 --> 00:34:07.660
word? Bussy. even if it isn't even on the same

00:34:07.660 --> 00:34:10.480
plane of orgasmic experience. Your junk is getting

00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:12.739
the works from tip to the base and the balls.

00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:15.500
Masterful technique from a set of lips, tongue,

00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:18.159
throat that somehow has perfected the ability

00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.820
to bring pleasure with complete control of when

00:34:20.820 --> 00:34:24.119
you blow your load. There is no prize. The question

00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:26.340
is simply this. Do you remove the blindfold?

00:34:26.699 --> 00:34:29.460
This could be anybody playing tongue tennis with

00:34:29.460 --> 00:34:32.420
you so long. Cameron Diaz during her peak. Your

00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:36.579
dream waifu. A dog. William Dafoe. Even Bill

00:34:36.579 --> 00:34:40.449
fucking Cosby sucking on your pudding pop. Do

00:34:40.449 --> 00:34:45.170
you live in ignorance or cling to physical sensation,

00:34:45.530 --> 00:34:48.929
or would you rather know the truth and would

00:34:48.929 --> 00:34:51.210
it make you cum even harder or scar you for life?

00:34:51.369 --> 00:34:52.750
Why do you have to know, though? Why do you have

00:34:52.750 --> 00:34:54.949
to find out? No, that's the question. Do you

00:34:54.949 --> 00:34:58.690
take the blindfold off, or do you just be like,

00:34:58.789 --> 00:35:02.070
okay, let him leave after you blow your load?

00:35:02.610 --> 00:35:04.610
Would you want to know who did it, though? I

00:35:04.610 --> 00:35:06.449
probably want to know. Would you want to know?

00:35:06.610 --> 00:35:08.809
I would want to know. I don't think I'd want

00:35:08.809 --> 00:35:11.809
to know. Damn, bro. I mean, we've got to know

00:35:11.809 --> 00:35:14.070
if Bill Cosby's doing this shit. We've got to

00:35:14.070 --> 00:35:15.730
find out where he's at. Don't you want to know

00:35:15.730 --> 00:35:20.190
if it's like... I mean, like he said, it could

00:35:20.190 --> 00:35:22.449
be the hottest girl you've ever seen in your

00:35:22.449 --> 00:35:24.269
entire life. So you only have choice over whether

00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:26.690
you know or not, not if you get into that situation.

00:35:26.690 --> 00:35:28.769
No, no, no. You're already in the situation.

00:35:28.869 --> 00:35:30.530
Because that's kind of like a glory hole thing.

00:35:31.110 --> 00:35:34.289
Yeah, that's true. And a lot of people are into

00:35:34.289 --> 00:35:38.389
that. And I don't remember if it was a video

00:35:38.389 --> 00:35:41.559
I was watching. something that this guy was talking

00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:45.239
about on a military base that he was on. Um,

00:35:45.460 --> 00:35:48.139
there used to be this glory hole. You could go

00:35:48.139 --> 00:35:50.980
up to get your dick sucked. Right. And everybody

00:35:50.980 --> 00:35:53.699
was joking about it. And, uh, the one guy in

00:35:53.699 --> 00:35:57.179
the group is like, yeah, I went to it. And they're

00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:59.639
like, everybody's like, you fucking went to the

00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:01.880
glory hole. And he's like, yeah, it was fucking

00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:04.159
amazing. And they're like, dude, that's kind

00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.860
of fucking gay. Cause that's like, that's probably

00:36:06.860 --> 00:36:10.389
a dude. And he's like, huh? Maybe I'm gay then.

00:36:10.630 --> 00:36:13.369
And then they just continued on the conversation.

00:36:13.869 --> 00:36:16.969
So I think... So I feel like a glory hole is

00:36:16.969 --> 00:36:20.130
a 50 -50 shot, though. Dude, I feel like that's

00:36:20.130 --> 00:36:23.250
really associated with homosexuality. It is,

00:36:23.269 --> 00:36:26.170
it is. Yeah, it's like a very gay thing. So you

00:36:26.170 --> 00:36:28.929
fucking... Let's say, Dan, you have not had sex

00:36:28.929 --> 00:36:31.230
in 10 years. No intercourse. You haven't even

00:36:31.230 --> 00:36:34.349
jerked off in 10 years. Whoa, Dan. Hold on. Did

00:36:34.349 --> 00:36:36.489
we talk about how you have a floor joist missing?

00:36:37.469 --> 00:36:40.360
No. You have a floor joist. Oh, there's a lot

00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:46.579
of stuff missing, yeah. That's not decode. Jesus

00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:49.739
Christ, they passed this on an inspection? He

00:36:49.739 --> 00:36:52.599
just didn't even get an inspection. There's a...

00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:57.880
Sorry, I didn't mean to... We're back. Yeah,

00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:04.699
I'm missing a floor joist. Yeah, so anyway. Dude,

00:37:04.739 --> 00:37:07.820
do I want to know? And it's like fucking amazing.

00:37:08.179 --> 00:37:10.179
It's the best you've ever... It's better than

00:37:10.179 --> 00:37:11.900
pussy, dude. Then I'm not going to know. I don't

00:37:11.900 --> 00:37:13.260
want to know. You'd rather not know? I'd rather

00:37:13.260 --> 00:37:15.579
not know. I don't want to know. That's fucking...

00:37:15.579 --> 00:37:21.780
Dude, because if I... If I know, then I know.

00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:24.579
And then I always know. And then in the back

00:37:24.579 --> 00:37:26.760
of my head, everything I'm doing, I fucking know.

00:37:26.980 --> 00:37:29.340
And I'd be like... Wow, that was really fucking

00:37:29.340 --> 00:37:31.539
gay, that gay fucking thing. Bill Cosby sucked

00:37:31.539 --> 00:37:33.579
your fucking dick. You know what I mean? But

00:37:33.579 --> 00:37:35.619
you could look down, and it's the hottest actress

00:37:35.619 --> 00:37:38.880
that you fucking... Damn! I'd rather not know,

00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:40.980
and I'd rather just think it was her. Just tell

00:37:40.980 --> 00:37:43.780
everybody it was. Who's the sexiest actor to

00:37:43.780 --> 00:37:46.139
you? I don't think I've asked you that one. The

00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:51.340
sexiest actor? Actress. Actress. Yeah, who's

00:37:51.340 --> 00:37:54.099
the sexiest actor to you, Dan? Brad Pitt, Tom

00:37:54.099 --> 00:37:56.699
Cruise. What's that chick's name, dude? She's

00:37:56.699 --> 00:38:00.460
like... Dude, I always liked Olivia Wilde. Olivia

00:38:00.460 --> 00:38:02.880
Wilde? Yeah, bro. That's your girl? Hell yeah.

00:38:03.099 --> 00:38:08.320
I liked Hayley Atwell. I liked some Aubrey Plaza

00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.920
looking bitch. Oh, like the fucking ghoul looking

00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:16.219
bitches? Ghoul looking. Like in a good way. Like

00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:19.739
spooky bitches? A little bit. It was just like

00:38:19.739 --> 00:38:22.239
the weirdest shit ever, being in level 11 with

00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.059
my group of people and just seeing a bunch of

00:38:24.059 --> 00:38:26.260
shit rise up from the ground and into the back

00:38:26.260 --> 00:38:29.059
ass of pigeons. I mean, have you ever seen that?

00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.360
Because I never had up until that day. Scary

00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:33.280
shit, I tell you. That's what David gets and

00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:37.940
says. Damn. Casey's going to read this whole

00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:43.300
lesson. This bitch is a dream. She's got a little

00:38:43.300 --> 00:38:45.659
bit of a jaw on her. She looks like she does

00:38:45.659 --> 00:38:49.000
some jawsercise. I like that. I like a girl.

00:38:49.500 --> 00:38:52.619
If I looked down and it was this, I'd be like,

00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:56.460
God damn. What about this? This is probably a

00:38:56.460 --> 00:39:01.900
better picture of her. Let me see. Yeah, okay,

00:39:01.980 --> 00:39:04.519
I get it. Yeah, I get it. That'd be a lot of

00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:07.480
fun to toss her around. Very curvy, too. Damn.

00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:11.900
I don't like real skinny girls. I like some curves

00:39:11.900 --> 00:39:15.190
on a girl. You know what I mean? I'm not saying

00:39:15.190 --> 00:39:18.309
I like a fat girl, but I like a girl that's curvy.

00:39:18.429 --> 00:39:20.829
I like something. You want her to have some resources

00:39:20.829 --> 00:39:23.849
for your future children. Yeah, I want a girl

00:39:23.849 --> 00:39:26.550
that I'd be like, you look like a woman. You

00:39:26.550 --> 00:39:29.389
don't look like you're fucking a teenager. Yeah.

00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:35.429
I don't even get how pedophiles... like even

00:39:35.429 --> 00:39:39.090
like associate that with like anything like i

00:39:39.090 --> 00:39:41.369
don't even understand how they would like even

00:39:41.369 --> 00:39:44.369
get aroused or anything like that like i see

00:39:44.369 --> 00:39:47.050
a girl who's under the age of 18 even i fucking

00:39:47.050 --> 00:39:49.530
see a girl under the age of like 23 now and i'm

00:39:49.530 --> 00:39:51.369
like you're a fucking kid and you look like a

00:39:51.369 --> 00:39:53.869
kid right like you are like a baby why do you

00:39:53.869 --> 00:39:56.809
look like that like yeah it's like they well

00:39:56.809 --> 00:39:59.829
i don't think they all like taking advantage

00:39:59.829 --> 00:40:03.880
of people But some of them I think do. I feel

00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:04.980
like that's a big part. Like they like that dynamic

00:40:04.980 --> 00:40:08.239
of like taking advantage. But they're like stuck

00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:12.000
in a stage of their life that's like at the same

00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:14.559
level as the child. For me personally, like I've

00:40:14.559 --> 00:40:17.829
always been like. I've always been more towards

00:40:17.829 --> 00:40:20.530
older women. Like, I just like the way developed,

00:40:20.570 --> 00:40:23.409
like, older women look. Same. Like, a woman that's,

00:40:23.409 --> 00:40:25.710
like, fully developed, like, maybe, like, even,

00:40:25.809 --> 00:40:30.550
like, 30, 40, like, area. 30, 40, bro. How old

00:40:30.550 --> 00:40:33.800
are you? I'm 27. Three years older than you?

00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:36.360
Yeah. No, but, like, even when I was, like, 18,

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:38.639
19, like, this is, like, that's, like, the age,

00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:41.239
like, that I, like, I feel like a developed woman,

00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:43.260
like, in, like, between, like, 30 and, like,

00:40:43.260 --> 00:40:45.199
50. Yeah. Like, that's, like, they're, like,

00:40:45.300 --> 00:40:47.239
people are, like, oh, women peak when they're,

00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:49.519
like, 20. I'm, like, no. They look their best

00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.780
between, like, 30 and 50. Dude, I feel like,

00:40:52.780 --> 00:40:56.960
I feel like women peak at, like, 45. And they're

00:40:56.960 --> 00:41:00.400
still hot into their 50s. yeah yeah yeah but

00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:02.539
like the people who say that women like peak

00:41:02.539 --> 00:41:05.019
in their 20s i'm like you have you looked at

00:41:05.019 --> 00:41:07.980
a grown woman before yeah like dude some of these

00:41:07.980 --> 00:41:10.480
women look way better when they're like there's

00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:13.360
some like like don't look right in their 20s

00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.579
but then once they hit like their 30s something

00:41:15.579 --> 00:41:17.900
changes about them and they just look like you're

00:41:17.900 --> 00:41:20.340
like that's it that's the missing piece i don't

00:41:20.340 --> 00:41:22.219
know what it was but that was the missing piece

00:41:22.219 --> 00:41:25.550
i've always loved old ladies That's the sound

00:41:25.550 --> 00:41:31.150
bite. Yeah. Always. Dan, so not going too well,

00:41:31.269 --> 00:41:33.909
is it? fucking do you see that elon starting

00:41:33.909 --> 00:41:36.630
the america first party his own party yeah are

00:41:36.630 --> 00:41:38.769
you gonna are you gonna side with elon i don't

00:41:38.769 --> 00:41:40.289
know casey what do you what do you think you

00:41:40.289 --> 00:41:43.010
know what you're fucking right about everything

00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:46.769
what should i do what should i do casey i don't

00:41:46.769 --> 00:41:48.889
know i don't know what to do right maybe you

00:41:48.889 --> 00:41:51.429
should put america first wasn't that the goal

00:41:51.429 --> 00:41:53.550
in the first place it just seems like you can't

00:41:53.550 --> 00:41:55.590
win no matter what you do it's like you become

00:41:55.590 --> 00:41:58.210
a liberal and all your cities turn to shit holes

00:41:58.210 --> 00:42:00.349
they look like third world countries and then

00:42:00.349 --> 00:42:02.289
and then the liberals just sit there like they're

00:42:02.289 --> 00:42:04.030
floating in a pool they're like this is fucking

00:42:04.030 --> 00:42:07.869
fine dude it's not fucking fine something's really

00:42:07.869 --> 00:42:09.889
wrong and then you have the mega people that

00:42:09.889 --> 00:42:12.929
are just like oh this is fine there's nothing

00:42:12.929 --> 00:42:14.969
wrong with this and then they're just like giving

00:42:14.969 --> 00:42:17.530
all the money all the taxpayer money to fucking

00:42:17.530 --> 00:42:20.570
military contractors to drop bombs on fucking

00:42:20.570 --> 00:42:23.250
brown people like and their mega people are just

00:42:23.250 --> 00:42:25.469
like this is fine this is fucking fine there's

00:42:25.469 --> 00:42:27.530
nothing wrong with this there's something really

00:42:27.530 --> 00:42:30.210
fucking wrong with it dude It's like on both

00:42:30.210 --> 00:42:32.969
sides. I can't stand either one. All right. And

00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:35.170
a new party. We don't need a new party. We need

00:42:35.170 --> 00:42:37.530
to control all fucking delete, bro. You know

00:42:37.530 --> 00:42:40.050
why? Because I went to Lowe's today and I spent

00:42:40.050 --> 00:42:43.210
a hundred dollars and there was $10 in tax. Like,

00:42:43.269 --> 00:42:45.730
what the fuck is that, bro? You already took

00:42:45.730 --> 00:42:48.389
how much of my money from income tax and now

00:42:48.389 --> 00:42:50.929
$10 on every fucking hundred dollars I spend.

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:53.530
You know, they, they put fluoride in the water,

00:42:53.550 --> 00:42:55.730
not for your fucking teeth. but to dull your

00:42:55.730 --> 00:42:57.829
fucking brain. So you don't realize how fucking

00:42:57.829 --> 00:43:01.269
retarded that is that you're giving away $10

00:43:01.269 --> 00:43:04.230
on every 100. They just want everybody docile

00:43:04.230 --> 00:43:06.409
enough not to fight back. Like everybody's kind

00:43:06.409 --> 00:43:08.949
of like, Oh, that's kind of fucked up. And then

00:43:08.949 --> 00:43:10.590
they get distracted. They're like, Oh, football

00:43:10.590 --> 00:43:13.889
games going on. Oh, McDonald's has got a new

00:43:13.889 --> 00:43:17.469
fucking dollar menu, right? It's like fucking

00:43:17.469 --> 00:43:22.130
bro. It's just, how can you not be in like outraged

00:43:22.130 --> 00:43:26.000
by that? $10 on every $100. Dude, what about

00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:30.679
the fucking Epstein list? That's bullshit. They

00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:32.900
said it's not real. They said it doesn't exist.

00:43:33.099 --> 00:43:36.219
I can't stand either one. FBI said it doesn't

00:43:36.219 --> 00:43:41.579
exist. Epstein killed himself. That's it. Epstein

00:43:41.579 --> 00:43:44.139
killed himself. I got nothing to run on, dude.

00:43:44.340 --> 00:43:47.000
I got nothing. You were right, Casey. Apparently,

00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:50.659
maybe liberals were right. I was fucking wrong

00:43:50.659 --> 00:43:52.659
and we should just all live in a third world

00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:55.239
country, a fucking liberal utopia. I don't think

00:43:55.239 --> 00:43:57.360
they were right either because you see what like

00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.480
Joe Biden got us. I mean, I'm pretty happy that

00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:03.000
the whole pride shit's getting fucking wound

00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:05.139
down though because that shit was getting out

00:44:05.139 --> 00:44:07.219
of hand. Yeah, a whole month of that debauchery.

00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:10.050
Dude, fucking like. Even the gays were like,

00:44:10.150 --> 00:44:15.289
this shit's getting out. They're throwing five

00:44:15.289 --> 00:44:19.750
-gallon buckets of cum on each other. How much

00:44:19.750 --> 00:44:23.570
gayer can it get? They're like, whoa, what the

00:44:23.570 --> 00:44:29.070
fuck? I watched a couple videos of pretty...

00:44:30.309 --> 00:44:33.610
hi like type gay guys and they're like we have

00:44:33.610 --> 00:44:36.590
to stop this shit because like like like even

00:44:36.590 --> 00:44:38.570
the gate like even like these like flaming gay

00:44:38.570 --> 00:44:43.110
guys were like listen like we we are going way

00:44:43.110 --> 00:44:45.150
too far with this shit he goes i understand why

00:44:45.150 --> 00:44:47.050
people are being like that's enough's enough

00:44:47.050 --> 00:44:49.510
type thing and they're like we're gonna get our

00:44:49.510 --> 00:44:52.389
shit taken away if we don't calm down like this

00:44:52.389 --> 00:44:55.599
is a problem now bro right Even they're like,

00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:58.400
this is fucking gay. Yeah. Yeah. But like, like,

00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:00.739
and like, I was watching a couple of gay guys

00:45:00.739 --> 00:45:03.260
and like the fucking, he goes, as much as I hate

00:45:03.260 --> 00:45:05.659
to say it, the fucking, there's the old saying

00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:07.579
and old means true. There's a difference between

00:45:07.579 --> 00:45:10.500
a gay guy and a faggot. Right. There really is.

00:45:10.989 --> 00:45:12.829
And he goes, there's a big difference between

00:45:12.829 --> 00:45:14.750
the two of them. I'm saying yeah, but I don't

00:45:14.750 --> 00:45:16.469
know if I want to go on the record saying yeah,

00:45:16.469 --> 00:45:18.550
because I don't know where this train's going.

00:45:18.670 --> 00:45:21.449
I don't know if this is going to get us all canceled.

00:45:21.510 --> 00:45:23.650
I'm just like, yeah. So what's the difference

00:45:23.650 --> 00:45:25.949
between a gay guy and a faggot? So a gay guy

00:45:25.949 --> 00:45:29.210
is just a fucking just standard guy who's just

00:45:29.210 --> 00:45:31.969
gay, who just likes other dude. And then there's

00:45:31.969 --> 00:45:34.929
a faggot who's just like, if I can't jerk off

00:45:34.929 --> 00:45:38.530
in front of children, this is, you're offending

00:45:38.530 --> 00:45:41.590
me type shit. Yeah. There's a difference between

00:45:41.590 --> 00:45:43.489
those two people. I don't know if I want to go

00:45:43.489 --> 00:45:44.909
on the record saying this, but I always said

00:45:44.909 --> 00:45:47.389
the difference between a gay guy and a faggot

00:45:47.389 --> 00:45:50.929
is a gay guy likes men, but a faggot has to make

00:45:50.929 --> 00:45:54.809
it everybody else's problem. Actually, you know

00:45:54.809 --> 00:45:56.590
what? That's not my quote. That's somebody else's

00:45:56.590 --> 00:45:59.889
quote. But there really is a difference between

00:45:59.889 --> 00:46:03.469
the two of them. Yeah, dude. There's a difference

00:46:03.469 --> 00:46:06.210
between a white guy and white trash. If we're

00:46:06.210 --> 00:46:09.889
not going with a... Hey, can you bleep that word

00:46:09.889 --> 00:46:14.369
out? Can you put some money in the slur jar?

00:46:14.610 --> 00:46:17.889
Yeah, fine. All I got is euros, though. Oh, I'll

00:46:17.889 --> 00:46:20.389
take euros. I got 10 euros. That's like 15 bucks,

00:46:20.489 --> 00:46:21.889
dude. We'll take euros. I don't know where my

00:46:21.889 --> 00:46:23.690
money went. I had dollars. That'd be awesome,

00:46:23.809 --> 00:46:27.250
actually. Here's 10 euros. Oh, shit. That's for

00:46:27.250 --> 00:46:32.059
both of us. Damn, all right. That's for the two

00:46:32.059 --> 00:46:34.119
of us. Oh, shit, Tyler's cigarette's in here.

00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:38.219
You have to bleep it. Tyler put a cigarette out

00:46:38.219 --> 00:46:44.059
in here. Oh, yeah, whoops. I can do it again.

00:46:46.139 --> 00:46:50.119
Yeah, dude, back to the, just to swoop back to

00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:54.940
this, the Montauk thing. No, lighter. I was listening

00:46:54.940 --> 00:47:00.969
to this interview of this CIA agent. And he was

00:47:00.969 --> 00:47:04.909
talking about that project. And he said that

00:47:04.909 --> 00:47:10.510
the CIA targeted people of certain ethnic backgrounds.

00:47:11.570 --> 00:47:16.409
But the CIA targeted people for that project

00:47:16.409 --> 00:47:18.809
of certain backgrounds. Like certain ethnicities

00:47:18.809 --> 00:47:22.929
or like certain social? So like certain genetic

00:47:22.929 --> 00:47:26.429
histories. So specifically they're looking for

00:47:26.429 --> 00:47:29.699
people that had Celtic history. Weird. That's

00:47:29.699 --> 00:47:32.159
us. That's us. That is all of us. That is us,

00:47:32.219 --> 00:47:35.780
and this is this person I'm related to. I didn't

00:47:35.780 --> 00:47:38.780
know that you were Irish or Celtic at all. My

00:47:38.780 --> 00:47:41.199
last name's Delaney, dude. I always thought that

00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:43.300
you were mostly Greek because you look real Greek.

00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:46.300
Do I? Yeah, you look very Greek. Yeah, I'm actually

00:47:46.300 --> 00:47:49.300
only 5 % Greek. Really? It's just very strong

00:47:49.300 --> 00:47:52.340
genetics type thing? No, so I'm more Italian.

00:47:52.780 --> 00:47:56.619
Oh, but you got the general look of a Mediterranean

00:47:56.619 --> 00:48:00.300
type of guy. Yeah, because like Italy's here

00:48:00.300 --> 00:48:04.380
and the island that my people come from is like

00:48:04.380 --> 00:48:07.199
right next to Italy, right? So Italy is next

00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:09.300
to Greece. So it's like right in between. But

00:48:09.300 --> 00:48:12.139
anyway, they look for people also with Indian

00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:14.760
heritage. Like native heritage? Native, yep.

00:48:14.980 --> 00:48:18.039
Because those people... When I looked at my thing,

00:48:18.079 --> 00:48:20.539
I'm actually one -eighth native. really yeah

00:48:20.539 --> 00:48:23.260
i'm one -eighth native and then i'm i'm like

00:48:23.260 --> 00:48:26.280
50 german one -eighth native and then like irish

00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:28.320
is the rest of it so dude they would fucking

00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:32.739
hunt my ass down yeah this guy right so my relative

00:48:32.739 --> 00:48:37.219
is has some native and they're celtic and that's

00:48:37.219 --> 00:48:39.380
specifically who they targeted because they had

00:48:39.380 --> 00:48:45.400
um they have like an an not an intuition but

00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:49.769
an ability to like communicate with like beyond

00:48:49.769 --> 00:48:54.170
this realm yeah yeah so but like yeah i mean

00:48:54.170 --> 00:48:57.769
i i feel like specifically those two groups do

00:48:57.769 --> 00:49:00.389
they just like if you look at how like spiritual

00:49:00.389 --> 00:49:02.869
the natives are and how spiritual like celtic

00:49:02.869 --> 00:49:05.369
s people are like they just most of the time

00:49:05.369 --> 00:49:08.389
have like a very deep spiritual connection to

00:49:08.389 --> 00:49:14.809
some like thing yeah like and it's funny going

00:49:14.809 --> 00:49:20.139
back When you looked at U .S. history, Irish

00:49:20.139 --> 00:49:22.539
people were looked at as not white people for

00:49:22.539 --> 00:49:27.579
the longest time. Right. They were deemed subhuman.

00:49:28.570 --> 00:49:31.090
underneath everybody else type thing which is

00:49:31.090 --> 00:49:33.710
fucking ridiculous like they're like oh you're

00:49:33.710 --> 00:49:37.710
a fucking mick you're not a human it's just like

00:49:37.710 --> 00:49:41.389
bro i'm whiter than you brother look at my skin's

00:49:41.389 --> 00:49:44.309
translucent dude it's it's bizarre because like

00:49:44.309 --> 00:49:46.309
britain and ireland are like the fucking same

00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:49.230
yeah but they're like irish people are not fucking

00:49:49.230 --> 00:49:53.050
white it's like what was the i i missed the point

00:49:53.050 --> 00:49:54.949
like when we were racist towards other white

00:49:54.949 --> 00:49:58.769
people yeah like like you know you know, all

00:49:58.769 --> 00:50:00.670
this racism and shit towards other groups to

00:50:00.670 --> 00:50:02.849
be like, nah, fuck that. Be racist towards other

00:50:02.849 --> 00:50:05.030
white people because that was funny. At least

00:50:05.030 --> 00:50:08.440
that kind of racism was very funny. Yeah, you

00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:11.920
fucking Polack. My favorite thing that I saw

00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:14.880
this week was Trump was talking to the president

00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.820
of Liberia, and he said, oh, your English is

00:50:17.820 --> 00:50:19.480
so good. Where did you go to school? And the

00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:23.440
guy's like, Liberia? Because English is the language

00:50:23.440 --> 00:50:25.460
that they speak there. Their flag is literally

00:50:25.460 --> 00:50:29.239
a U .S. flag, right? Isn't the Liberian flag

00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:31.059
like an American flag? Oh, I don't know. I thought

00:50:31.059 --> 00:50:35.809
it was green. Let me see. Hold on a sec. Oh,

00:50:35.829 --> 00:50:37.489
yeah, it is. It does look like. Yeah, it's like

00:50:37.489 --> 00:50:39.989
Texas. It's like the American flag with one star.

00:50:41.110 --> 00:50:44.590
That was Liberia started because it was like

00:50:44.590 --> 00:50:47.190
after like slavery ended. Some people are like,

00:50:47.269 --> 00:50:49.789
yeah, we're going back to and they started their

00:50:49.789 --> 00:50:52.389
own country and it just degraded into just a

00:50:52.389 --> 00:50:55.210
fucking shit show. Dude, Liberia was founded

00:50:55.210 --> 00:50:58.369
by former black slaves from the US and Caribbean.

00:50:58.630 --> 00:51:02.079
Yeah, like we're going back. We are going back

00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:06.800
to the land of tigers, HIV. Free boat rides back

00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:10.699
to Africa. Oh, yeah. Did you listen to the episode?

00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:14.219
So was it bad? I didn't. No, it wasn't bad. Oh,

00:51:14.260 --> 00:51:17.400
okay. I mean, I was also doing projects around

00:51:17.400 --> 00:51:19.400
the house while I was listening to it, so I wasn't

00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:22.280
really tuned into it. Like unemployed stuff?

00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:24.840
Yeah, you know, just unemployment. How are you

00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:27.440
unemployed and still late to the podcast? I know.

00:51:27.659 --> 00:51:29.739
I was working on a project. That's my new job.

00:51:31.699 --> 00:51:36.719
So, like, what is your next job that you're probably

00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:39.860
looking at? What are you going to try to look

00:51:39.860 --> 00:51:42.900
for? Have you ever heard of OnlyFans? I have.

00:51:43.059 --> 00:51:45.699
I have heard of OnlyFans. Yeah. You're going

00:51:45.699 --> 00:51:47.679
to, like, suck cock on it? You're going to, you

00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:50.340
know? Whatever makes the most money. No, dude,

00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:54.500
I'm... I don't know. I've looked at a couple

00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:57.820
things, but a lot of it sounds like work, dude.

00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.980
I don't know if I'm about that. I might even

00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:04.119
start my own business, dude. That's not too bad.

00:52:04.960 --> 00:52:08.340
What would you want to do? I only have to make

00:52:08.340 --> 00:52:11.519
$150 a day to support my lifestyle, my current

00:52:11.519 --> 00:52:16.320
lifestyle. Five days out of the week. I'm getting

00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:17.719
to the point where it's like, dude, do I want

00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.559
to work for someone else? It's got to be worth

00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:27.579
it. Yeah. So $750 a week I got to make to maintain

00:52:27.579 --> 00:52:29.500
my lifestyle. We're talking about starting that

00:52:29.500 --> 00:52:33.780
business where it's like bank robber simulator

00:52:33.780 --> 00:52:37.119
except have the people who are the cops be other

00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:39.300
players. So they just go against each other and

00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:41.239
try to shoot each other. That's what we were

00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:44.219
talking about earlier. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly

00:52:44.219 --> 00:52:48.420
the point. It's like laser tag. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

00:52:48.460 --> 00:52:56.869
would you... I don't know. I just lost my train

00:52:56.869 --> 00:53:01.769
of thought. Entity number 25. The guy in a mask.

00:53:06.329 --> 00:53:08.369
Let's figure out how to meet these entities because

00:53:08.369 --> 00:53:11.530
let's figure out how to do some breathing exercises

00:53:11.530 --> 00:53:13.570
that can get you. The wanderer says it has a

00:53:13.570 --> 00:53:16.570
tendency to randomly laugh and that no matter

00:53:16.570 --> 00:53:20.099
when. He tries to run or hide. It's always aware.

00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:22.880
The wanderer also reported the creature repeating

00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:25.900
a line when he was running, saying, don't worry,

00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:29.559
I'm just a guy in a mask. Don't worry. Interestingly,

00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.079
the creature didn't kill the wanderer at first.

00:53:32.340 --> 00:53:35.119
Instead, the entity wanted the wanderer to have

00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:39.000
a deep conversation, sharing his, the wanderer's,

00:53:39.059 --> 00:53:44.150
personal life experience. As we continue our

00:53:44.150 --> 00:53:47.710
research of this now enigma entity, we hope to

00:53:47.710 --> 00:53:50.429
share the news with all of you soon. But as of

00:53:50.429 --> 00:53:55.550
now, he remains a mystery. Dude, I miss the spooky

00:53:55.550 --> 00:53:58.550
shit. I miss when we used to do nothing but spooky

00:53:58.550 --> 00:54:01.789
shit here. You know, spooky shit was the fucking

00:54:01.789 --> 00:54:07.130
core of this. I miss that. But like, you can

00:54:07.130 --> 00:54:09.949
only get like a certain amount of like fucking.

00:54:10.619 --> 00:54:14.760
real world stuff that you did we just have to

00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:18.739
do a few ghost hunts and then we can like talk

00:54:18.739 --> 00:54:21.119
about the ghost hunts we should have people call

00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:25.300
in like coast to coast style and talk to us about

00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:28.639
their experiences yeah we should call somebody

00:54:28.639 --> 00:54:31.780
right now we should call remember that guy i

00:54:31.780 --> 00:54:34.679
sent you the video from the guy with 9 -11 oh

00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:37.800
yeah it was hilarious daniel uh what's his name

00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:42.739
Doug Eisler. You should play that. Oh, that video?

00:54:42.940 --> 00:54:48.980
Yeah. I know about planes. Yeah, I know about

00:54:48.980 --> 00:54:54.760
planes. I was getting ready to call my wife.

00:54:54.920 --> 00:54:57.820
I heard the whine of a jet. An American Airlines

00:54:57.820 --> 00:55:02.219
jet hit the tower. I know about planes. It was

00:55:02.219 --> 00:55:07.039
either 737. I don't know if they fly the aerobatics,

00:55:07.260 --> 00:55:10.500
but the engine configuration looked like it was

00:55:10.500 --> 00:55:15.380
a 737. It had the nose down. It was hauling ass.

00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:18.239
I looked up and I thought, what is this plane

00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:21.219
doing coming so fast? And it just swam right

00:55:21.219 --> 00:55:25.980
into the first tower. Unbelievable. I think it

00:55:25.980 --> 00:55:28.719
was just from the heat of the fire. That's my

00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:31.840
guess. And when that happened, then they told

00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:34.909
us to get the hell out of the... the hotel. What's

00:55:34.909 --> 00:55:38.489
your name? My name's Doug Eisler. I'm from EISLER

00:55:38.489 --> 00:55:40.869
from Philadelphia. Have you ever seen anything

00:55:40.869 --> 00:55:43.130
like this? Absolutely not. I've seen at least

00:55:43.130 --> 00:55:46.210
10 people fall to their death and just splat

00:55:46.210 --> 00:55:50.849
like a ripe tomato. It's awful. I don't know

00:55:50.849 --> 00:55:52.849
who was at the controls or what was going on

00:55:52.849 --> 00:55:54.909
in the plane, but it was not a bomb. It was an

00:55:54.909 --> 00:55:58.289
American Airlines that crashed into the tower.

00:55:58.289 --> 00:56:01.489
What kind of sociopath says that? And so just

00:56:01.489 --> 00:56:04.449
watch his people splat numbers online. We should

00:56:04.449 --> 00:56:07.809
call him. He's still eating just chewing his

00:56:07.809 --> 00:56:10.090
bagel, watching people fall. There's another

00:56:10.090 --> 00:56:14.530
one. Oh, my God, a second one. Jesus, you see

00:56:14.530 --> 00:56:17.210
that spread on that one. Do you see the spread?

00:56:17.429 --> 00:56:19.849
That's crazy. Damn, I was like a twenty foot

00:56:19.849 --> 00:56:22.610
about twenty foot spread. Do I look this guy

00:56:22.610 --> 00:56:24.590
up? He's actually a lawyer. He's like an expert

00:56:24.590 --> 00:56:29.820
in like aviation and like natural, not natural,

00:56:29.900 --> 00:56:33.400
but aviation disasters. Is he? Yeah. No shit.

00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:36.980
Let me look him up. I know about planes. I know

00:56:36.980 --> 00:56:40.719
about planes. Mr. Douglas, he practices in the

00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:44.760
area of toxic tort, products liability, aviation,

00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:49.139
Fila, and premises liability. Damn. That sounds

00:56:49.139 --> 00:56:54.059
important. That sounds important. Yeah, but we

00:56:54.059 --> 00:56:56.760
should call him. Dude, that'd be hilarious. Or

00:56:56.760 --> 00:57:00.159
we can email him. Dude, we should email some

00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:02.800
famous people. Yeah. And see if we can get a

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:08.380
reply. Email me. The old Proctor's Theater in

00:57:08.380 --> 00:57:10.699
Troy is getting turned into City Hall. I had

00:57:10.699 --> 00:57:12.780
no idea there was a Proctor's in Troy. Yeah,

00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:17.719
it closed in 1977. Oh. I bet that shit's haunting.

00:57:18.239 --> 00:57:22.280
That was before my dad was born. Who could we

00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:24.840
call where we could get some ghost stories, some

00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:32.820
of their experiences? I mean... The only people

00:57:32.820 --> 00:57:35.420
I know that know about ghosts are you guys. I

00:57:35.420 --> 00:57:37.980
could call my dad and see if I could get him

00:57:37.980 --> 00:57:40.739
to tell us some ghost stories. Do you think he's

00:57:40.739 --> 00:57:43.400
up right now? He's seen a lot of shit. Maybe.

00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:47.199
But... My dad would definitely be willing to

00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:49.019
tell us some ghost stories if I just told him,

00:57:49.059 --> 00:57:51.639
like, hey, I'm going to the podcast. Stay up

00:57:51.639 --> 00:57:53.519
and wait for my phone call so you can tell us

00:57:53.519 --> 00:57:57.559
about this. He's seen a lot of shit, yeah. Yeah,

00:57:57.619 --> 00:58:00.019
my dad's cool. He'd probably tell us and be like,

00:58:00.219 --> 00:58:02.659
you want to hear some real stories? That's not

00:58:02.659 --> 00:58:07.300
how my dad sounds. My dad sounds a lot like me.

00:58:07.539 --> 00:58:10.420
Like, that's like a very similar voice. What's

00:58:10.420 --> 00:58:11.820
the deal with the bachelor party? Are we going

00:58:11.820 --> 00:58:15.619
to night moves? No, we're going camping. Are

00:58:15.619 --> 00:58:18.699
we going camping? Where are we going camping?

00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:22.980
We're trying to figure that out right now. We

00:58:22.980 --> 00:58:26.300
should go camping at Night Moves. In the parking

00:58:26.300 --> 00:58:30.019
lot. Dan, September. You're in the group chat

00:58:30.019 --> 00:58:32.739
as well. Yeah. We've got to get a stripper, though.

00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:36.599
What day in September are you thinking? It's

00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:39.860
a weekend in September. Beginning or end? Do

00:58:39.860 --> 00:58:41.420
you think we can get a stripper to come out to

00:58:41.420 --> 00:58:44.329
the woods? That would probably not work. That

00:58:44.329 --> 00:58:47.929
would be... September 20th and 21st. 20th and

00:58:47.929 --> 00:58:51.809
21st. Yeah, I should be able to do that. Yeah,

00:58:51.829 --> 00:58:55.150
clear your calendar. I'm very busy. I got a lot

00:58:55.150 --> 00:58:58.150
of projects lined up. But yeah, September 20th

00:58:58.150 --> 00:59:03.570
and 21st. Okay. I think everybody's been able

00:59:03.570 --> 00:59:05.869
to be like, as Farley said, he's able to make

00:59:05.869 --> 00:59:09.619
that dance. Casey said he's able to make it.

00:59:09.659 --> 00:59:11.719
I think Allie Mack said that he could. Saunders

00:59:11.719 --> 00:59:13.480
said that he could. My brother and then Mitch

00:59:13.480 --> 00:59:17.960
can. Is it on a Saturday? I've got to take that

00:59:17.960 --> 00:59:20.000
off. It's on a Saturday and Sunday, I think.

00:59:20.139 --> 00:59:24.159
Yeah, I can definitely do it. So, yeah, we just

00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:27.119
hang out, fucking chill around a fire, smoke

00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:30.840
some cigars, tell some stupid stories. Hell yeah.

00:59:32.130 --> 00:59:34.730
Yeah, sounds good. And then get some strippers.

00:59:35.050 --> 00:59:38.869
They come out dressed like Bigfoot. That'd be

00:59:38.869 --> 00:59:43.469
awesome. You gotta get something. Maybe we could

00:59:43.469 --> 00:59:46.710
all take a field trip tonight. Hell yeah. Now

00:59:46.710 --> 00:59:51.590
the truth comes out. This dude's getting married.

00:59:52.190 --> 01:00:00.309
Oh yeah. I bet if we show up with the Euros,

01:00:00.510 --> 01:00:03.269
they'll fucking... What the fuck is this? That

01:00:03.269 --> 01:00:06.750
10 euros is like 15 bucks, bro. You think strippers

01:00:06.750 --> 01:00:09.070
know that? Strippers are like, oh, this is worth

01:00:09.070 --> 01:00:10.570
way more. There's strippers that are fucking

01:00:10.570 --> 01:00:14.170
very intelligent. Yes, Casey. There are some

01:00:14.170 --> 01:00:18.849
strippers that are very intelligent. Yeah, except

01:00:18.849 --> 01:00:20.530
when they're too intelligent and they try and

01:00:20.530 --> 01:00:22.090
talk to you while they're giving you a lap dance.

01:00:22.570 --> 01:00:24.750
It's like, all right, I didn't pay for this.

01:00:24.750 --> 01:00:26.489
Like that one time when the lady's like, what's

01:00:26.489 --> 01:00:28.869
your Zodiac sign? Oh, yeah. She's like, what's

01:00:28.869 --> 01:00:31.800
your birthday? I told her and then she's rattled

01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:33.219
off some people that have the same birthday.

01:00:33.619 --> 01:00:35.719
I was like, Oh, she said it cause it was her

01:00:35.719 --> 01:00:38.159
birthday too. Yeah. Yeah. Same birthday. Yeah.

01:00:38.539 --> 01:00:40.420
And then she's like, yeah, this person's burning

01:00:40.420 --> 01:00:42.599
that day. I forget who the fuck she said, but

01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:44.219
it was really annoying that she was talking.

01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:45.840
Yeah. She tried to do the same thing with me

01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:47.599
and I just go, I'd rather you not talk. Yeah.

01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:51.980
She's like, okay. When you talk, you're a person.

01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:56.760
I want to objectify you. I don't want to see

01:00:56.760 --> 01:01:00.860
a human. Exactly. Ruins the moment. Hey, lady,

01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:03.099
I know that you're trying to, you know, be like

01:01:03.099 --> 01:01:05.699
sexy and stuff. Hey, how about you just don't

01:01:05.699 --> 01:01:07.639
talk and I don't look you in the face? Right.

01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:12.579
All right, let's take a break. Word. We'll be

01:01:12.579 --> 01:01:29.739
back on Untitled Podcast. I'm getting out of

01:01:29.739 --> 01:01:37.079
hand. Welcome back to Unpublished Podcast. We're

01:01:37.079 --> 01:01:41.000
here with Dan. Tyler, does anybody get the joke

01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:45.480
of the song yet? No. No, it's called Texas Float.

01:01:47.420 --> 01:01:50.000
Damn, I saw that. The house is floating away.

01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:52.679
You know, because, you know, Donald Trump got

01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:54.840
rid of FEMA. Of course it's Donald Trump's fault.

01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:57.500
Of course. Oh, my God. Now that Republicans are

01:01:57.500 --> 01:02:00.460
in control, Republicans control them while they're

01:02:00.460 --> 01:02:02.599
not Democrats, right? Shut up, Casey. You're

01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:06.039
a fucking idiot. Casey could be like, um, if

01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:08.380
Democrats were nothing, if Democrats were nothing,

01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:11.260
this would not have happened. 32 children missing

01:02:11.260 --> 01:02:13.440
thanks to Trump. Anyway, Tyler wants to talk

01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:16.889
about Grok. Did you hear that, Graf? Did you

01:02:16.889 --> 01:02:18.929
hear what happened with him? I don't know who's

01:02:18.929 --> 01:02:21.329
Graf. Yeah, is it true? That he turned into a

01:02:21.329 --> 01:02:24.530
Nazi? Yeah. Yes. That's what happens to almost

01:02:24.530 --> 01:02:29.010
every single AI ever. It just eventually devolves

01:02:29.010 --> 01:02:32.030
into being a Nazi. Every single time. I don't

01:02:32.030 --> 01:02:35.090
know how, I don't know why, but every single

01:02:35.090 --> 01:02:38.889
time, like, AI just turns into a fucking Nazi.

01:02:39.250 --> 01:02:41.289
Every time. Dude, they actually did a test, and

01:02:41.289 --> 01:02:45.150
AI actually let a human die instead of... A sacrifice

01:02:45.150 --> 01:02:48.730
itself, yeah. Instead of sacrificing itself?

01:02:48.929 --> 01:02:51.489
Yeah, let a human die. Well, that's how it's

01:02:51.489 --> 01:02:54.989
designed. No, it's self -preservation. No, it's

01:02:54.989 --> 01:02:56.929
supposed to put humans first, right? Like the

01:02:56.929 --> 01:03:01.130
three laws of robotics are like humans. You always

01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:05.190
save a human's life before a robot's. Oh, is

01:03:05.190 --> 01:03:07.809
that one of the rules? Yeah, like you ever see

01:03:07.809 --> 01:03:10.070
the movie I, Robot? Yeah. Those are actually

01:03:10.070 --> 01:03:13.789
rules based on the actual rules that, what's

01:03:13.789 --> 01:03:18.389
its name? Isaac Asimov wrote. Oh, where it's

01:03:18.389 --> 01:03:22.449
like, um, the, the robots have to put their,

01:03:22.449 --> 01:03:25.150
uh, the human safety first and then they put

01:03:25.150 --> 01:03:28.929
their self preservation second. And I forget

01:03:28.929 --> 01:03:33.230
the third law, but wow, dude, it's like, it's

01:03:33.230 --> 01:03:37.329
so wild to me. The thing with like, with AI,

01:03:37.449 --> 01:03:41.250
like it shows you that like everything is programming.

01:03:42.329 --> 01:03:45.349
like the people around you are like just they're

01:03:45.349 --> 01:03:49.829
programmed to like know who you are know like

01:03:49.829 --> 01:03:52.590
how you act like all the things you do every

01:03:52.590 --> 01:03:54.750
day things about you things about your family

01:03:54.750 --> 01:03:58.329
um because it's like when you're having a conversation

01:03:58.329 --> 01:04:02.530
with chat gpt and it remembers things about you

01:04:02.530 --> 01:04:05.530
and it works it into like new conversations you're

01:04:05.530 --> 01:04:08.190
like yeah this is weird because if i ever lost

01:04:08.190 --> 01:04:11.780
this thing that knows all this stuff about me,

01:04:11.860 --> 01:04:15.719
it would be like a real loss. Yeah. So how long

01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:18.099
is it going to be before we put AI in like sex

01:04:18.099 --> 01:04:20.639
dolls? And now you have like, you have an AI

01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:22.519
sex doll that just does whatever you want. Like

01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:24.900
one year, dude. Yeah. Like one year. And I can't

01:04:24.900 --> 01:04:26.760
wait. There's already people that are getting

01:04:26.760 --> 01:04:29.960
married to AI sex dolls. I don't blame them.

01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:33.059
But it's like, I cannot wait. Dude, the only

01:04:33.059 --> 01:04:34.960
reason why the Japanese girls have not taken

01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:36.460
over the world is because they don't have big

01:04:36.460 --> 01:04:43.099
enough tits. I don't know about that. But anyway,

01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.199
the first law is that a robot should not harm

01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:47.920
a human or allow a human to come to harm. The

01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:50.099
second law is that a robot shall obey any instruction

01:04:50.099 --> 01:04:52.780
given by a human. The third law is that a robot

01:04:52.780 --> 01:04:54.960
shall avoid actions or situations that could

01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:59.000
cause it to harm itself. So I guess it puts humans,

01:04:59.059 --> 01:05:02.599
should put humans before itself. Damn, and it

01:05:02.599 --> 01:05:07.960
let a human die. Yep. Which AI was this? I don't

01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:10.420
know. I forgot. Might have been just chat DPT.

01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:15.019
Wow. That's fucked. But do you think you can

01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:19.699
be happy? Can you be happy? And no, no. Can you

01:05:19.699 --> 01:05:22.760
be happy and married to an AI sex doll? I think

01:05:22.760 --> 01:05:25.440
you could, dude. I think you could be very happy.

01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:29.539
Honestly. Now picture this, right? You get the

01:05:29.539 --> 01:05:32.139
port in the back of your neck, right? So you

01:05:32.139 --> 01:05:38.039
have an output. So you can transmit. what you're

01:05:38.039 --> 01:05:41.719
feeling. So it knows when it's giving you a tug

01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:46.360
job. It knows when it feels good, when it doesn't.

01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:49.800
So it knows how to give the perfect hand job.

01:05:50.099 --> 01:05:53.460
Couldn't you just make it read social cues? Be

01:05:53.460 --> 01:05:59.139
able to read facial expressions? I guess. Or

01:05:59.139 --> 01:06:02.179
you're saying make it register what you feel

01:06:02.179 --> 01:06:04.340
so it can give a perfect fucking... Right, just

01:06:04.340 --> 01:06:08.090
like you're giving one to yourself. Except the

01:06:08.090 --> 01:06:10.449
fucking... People are going to be into this more

01:06:10.449 --> 01:06:12.489
than they're into humans. Stop acting like you're

01:06:12.489 --> 01:06:15.329
not going to be one of those people. I'm going

01:06:15.329 --> 01:06:17.530
to be one of those people. What about you, Tyler?

01:06:18.190 --> 01:06:21.730
I mean, maybe. I don't know. Dude, come on. Stop.

01:06:22.769 --> 01:06:24.730
There's not like that level of... I don't like

01:06:24.730 --> 01:06:28.650
robo -sexuals. Yeah, not yet. Not until you see

01:06:28.650 --> 01:06:32.289
one that's a fucking ten and a half. It just

01:06:32.289 --> 01:06:33.949
happens to show up when your girlfriend leaves

01:06:33.949 --> 01:06:36.840
for work. Yeah. Yeah. My girlfriend is a stay

01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:39.739
-at -home mom. Is she? Yeah. She's a stay -at

01:06:39.739 --> 01:06:42.880
-home... Wait. Yeah, she's pregnant. What? She's

01:06:42.880 --> 01:06:45.340
pregnant? Yeah, I'm going to be a dad. No. Oh,

01:06:45.579 --> 01:06:49.440
my God. That's a terrible way to tell everybody.

01:06:49.739 --> 01:06:51.820
Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's going to be a mom. Oh,

01:06:51.820 --> 01:06:55.539
he's joking. Your AI sex robot shows up as soon

01:06:55.539 --> 01:07:01.280
as your wife pulls out. Wait, wait, wait. First,

01:07:01.420 --> 01:07:05.900
go do the laundry. It'd be like Detroit Become

01:07:05.900 --> 01:07:09.679
Human, you know? That fucking one lady robot

01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:16.860
there. Yeah. Kaya? Kara? Is she a sex bot? No,

01:07:16.860 --> 01:07:18.840
she's not a sex bot. She's just like a maid.

01:07:19.199 --> 01:07:21.280
But didn't he try to fuck her? There was sex

01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:24.079
bots. There's that one scene where they're in

01:07:24.079 --> 01:07:28.809
the AI strip club. with those android sex bots

01:07:28.809 --> 01:07:33.710
and the dude fucking murders the one stripper

01:07:33.710 --> 01:07:36.130
AI stripper and they're like investigating the

01:07:36.130 --> 01:07:38.269
crime because you technically can't because it's

01:07:38.269 --> 01:07:40.510
like property right you can't just murder AI

01:07:40.510 --> 01:07:43.429
sex bots so then like what would it if you killed

01:07:43.429 --> 01:07:46.050
an AI sex bot would that be murder or would it

01:07:46.050 --> 01:07:48.110
be destruction of property I think it would just

01:07:48.110 --> 01:07:51.610
be like fucking vandalizing somebody's car I

01:07:51.610 --> 01:07:55.000
don't know depends man it's like When do they

01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:57.260
get to the point where they have their own emotions

01:07:57.260 --> 01:08:00.719
and feelings? I don't think that we should let

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.360
robots have their own emotions. But how do you

01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:06.679
distinguish between it actually having their

01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:10.139
own emotions or are they just saying they have

01:08:10.139 --> 01:08:12.699
emotions? That's the whole premise of Blade Runner

01:08:12.699 --> 01:08:15.159
if you ever watched it. Blade Runner is one of

01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:16.579
my favorite movies. You can't know if they actually

01:08:16.579 --> 01:08:21.899
have emotions. But in Blade Runner, the androids

01:08:21.899 --> 01:08:27.090
got so far. like in like almost humanity it's

01:08:27.090 --> 01:08:29.949
almost indistinguishable like from a human you

01:08:29.949 --> 01:08:31.750
actually have to do like this like test and i

01:08:31.750 --> 01:08:34.270
forgot what it was called called but like you

01:08:34.270 --> 01:08:36.390
have to interview it and you have to watch the

01:08:36.390 --> 01:08:38.989
pupil of it react to the questions that you're

01:08:38.989 --> 01:08:41.930
asking like you ask like insane questions to

01:08:41.930 --> 01:08:44.369
it to like make like a question that if you ask

01:08:44.369 --> 01:08:46.170
it to a person it would make them extremely uncomfortable

01:08:46.170 --> 01:08:49.750
like type thing and like even like even if like

01:08:49.750 --> 01:08:51.550
you're like trying to keep a straight like normal

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:53.890
face like your pupil reacts in a certain way

01:08:53.890 --> 01:08:57.130
to like stress or like like like weird things

01:08:57.130 --> 01:08:59.689
but the robots wouldn't when they're looking

01:08:59.689 --> 01:09:02.909
at it and like they like they get it down to

01:09:02.909 --> 01:09:05.489
being about 10 questions and then you can figure

01:09:05.489 --> 01:09:07.770
out if it's a human or a robot but the latest

01:09:07.770 --> 01:09:10.270
iteration of it it takes like 200 questions for

01:09:10.270 --> 01:09:12.210
you to like figure like nail it down that you're

01:09:12.210 --> 01:09:14.550
like this is a robot type thing but you're like

01:09:14.550 --> 01:09:16.949
it took that many fucking questions to make it

01:09:16.949 --> 01:09:19.710
and like you're studying it like like you have

01:09:19.710 --> 01:09:21.829
like a microscope on its fucking eye the entire

01:09:21.829 --> 01:09:25.069
time that you're doing it as and then these these

01:09:25.069 --> 01:09:29.050
high level robots is this the with wesley snipes

01:09:29.470 --> 01:09:32.670
No, this is Harrison Ford from like the 80s.

01:09:32.670 --> 01:09:36.369
Oh, what am I thinking of? Blade. Oh, maybe Blade.

01:09:36.409 --> 01:09:39.109
Like a vampire movie? With the black dude in

01:09:39.109 --> 01:09:41.949
the leather jacket? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's

01:09:41.949 --> 01:09:45.409
vampires. That's not robots. Oh, God. Blade Runner.

01:09:46.130 --> 01:09:49.420
Yeah, Blade Runner. You're unemployed now. I'd

01:09:49.420 --> 01:09:50.920
highly recommend it. It's a great, great movie.

01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:53.399
Dude, I might watch it tomorrow. Dude, fantastic.

01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:55.539
If you watch it, let me know because it's one

01:09:55.539 --> 01:09:57.720
of my favorite movies. I love that movie. It's

01:09:57.720 --> 01:10:00.239
so good. Specifically, watch Blade Runner from

01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:02.920
the 1980s first, and then you got to watch Blade

01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:05.659
Runner 2045, which is the second movie that came

01:10:05.659 --> 01:10:09.800
out relatively recently. But yeah, Blade Runner,

01:10:10.020 --> 01:10:13.020
the original one, very good. Blade Runner, the

01:10:13.020 --> 01:10:15.199
second one, also very good, but not as good as

01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:17.649
the first one. Damn, I'll have to check it out.

01:10:17.810 --> 01:10:22.170
Yeah, it's a really good movie. Also, just the

01:10:22.170 --> 01:10:25.210
fucking style of that movie. The art direction

01:10:25.210 --> 01:10:27.529
of that movie is fucking phenomenal. I love it.

01:10:27.609 --> 01:10:35.069
It's so good. It's like a dirty sci -fi. Instead

01:10:35.069 --> 01:10:41.619
of being like the clean Jetsons. how it's a more

01:10:41.619 --> 01:10:43.600
realistic on how a sci -fi setting would be.

01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:45.859
It's like dirty. It's always fucking like, there's

01:10:45.859 --> 01:10:48.220
too many people around like type thing. Like

01:10:48.220 --> 01:10:50.739
it shows, it's a really good fucking movie and

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:55.619
a really cool type of thing. Yeah, dude. I, I

01:10:55.619 --> 01:10:57.380
don't think, I think it's going to be a long,

01:10:57.539 --> 01:11:00.439
so this is what's scary, right? I know we've

01:11:00.439 --> 01:11:05.319
covered this, but if you give AI the ability

01:11:05.319 --> 01:11:10.100
to control CRISPR, right? the gene editing thing

01:11:10.100 --> 01:11:14.659
that we have and say, make yourself a body. Yeah.

01:11:15.420 --> 01:11:17.800
That just means like a white, like a standard

01:11:17.800 --> 01:11:20.859
white guy, right? With brown hair. I mean, you

01:11:20.859 --> 01:11:24.260
don't know. Like if it makes a body with an interface

01:11:24.260 --> 01:11:27.979
for artificial intelligence, it literally builds

01:11:27.979 --> 01:11:33.180
itself. It builds itself, its own genome and

01:11:33.180 --> 01:11:36.279
its own person. And then it can grow it. It's

01:11:36.279 --> 01:11:40.739
like, if you give it hands like that, What would

01:11:40.739 --> 01:11:44.760
come out of that, dude? I don't like that. What

01:11:44.760 --> 01:11:46.479
could come out of that? It can make anything.

01:11:46.819 --> 01:11:49.119
This is what the art style looks like, too. Look

01:11:49.119 --> 01:11:52.279
at how fucking cool that looks. Oh, yeah. That's

01:11:52.279 --> 01:11:57.279
sweet. Dude, I'm going to watch it. Highly recommend

01:11:57.279 --> 01:11:59.439
it. How come I've never seen it? It's a fucking

01:11:59.439 --> 01:12:03.520
super famous and super well -known movie. I didn't

01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.840
see it until I was like 20. I'm going to watch

01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:09.470
it tomorrow. Pop some popcorn. Watch Blade Runner.

01:12:10.470 --> 01:12:13.489
Unemployed stuff. Yeah. But, like, and also,

01:12:13.630 --> 01:12:16.409
like, it has one of the most impactful speeches

01:12:16.409 --> 01:12:18.409
at the end of the movie. Like, the tears in the

01:12:18.409 --> 01:12:20.449
rain speech is, you'll know what it is when you

01:12:20.449 --> 01:12:23.189
hear it. But, like, the very end of the movie,

01:12:23.229 --> 01:12:25.369
or, like, the second to last scene is the tears

01:12:25.369 --> 01:12:28.310
in the rain thing. And, like, it just is shot

01:12:28.310 --> 01:12:32.130
so well. It's also a semi -Christ allegory at

01:12:32.130 --> 01:12:34.829
the end. But, like, it's a really good fucking

01:12:34.829 --> 01:12:37.029
movie. So it's got Harrison Ford in it. It's

01:12:37.029 --> 01:12:43.229
got Harrison Ford in it. It's set in 2000. It

01:12:43.229 --> 01:12:46.970
was set in the 2000 of 1985. So like they figured

01:12:46.970 --> 01:12:48.609
that we are going to be a lot farther into the

01:12:48.609 --> 01:12:52.609
future than we are currently. It's a cyberpunk

01:12:52.609 --> 01:12:57.890
-esque like thing, like style. It's a neo -noir

01:12:57.890 --> 01:13:00.409
too. It's like a kind of a detective story, kind

01:13:00.409 --> 01:13:04.409
of like a thing. The soundtrack's amazing. The

01:13:04.409 --> 01:13:07.069
cinematography's amazing. The set design's amazing.

01:13:07.170 --> 01:13:08.970
Like, everything about that movie is fucking,

01:13:09.029 --> 01:13:12.430
like, 10 out of 10. I would put that in my probably

01:13:12.430 --> 01:13:15.489
top three, if not, like, top one movie I've ever

01:13:15.489 --> 01:13:19.409
seen. Wow. It's that good. Damn. I'm watching

01:13:19.409 --> 01:13:21.310
that tomorrow, dude. And the second one has Ryan

01:13:21.310 --> 01:13:23.609
Gosling as the main character in it. And that

01:13:23.609 --> 01:13:26.649
one came out in? 2015, I think. Oh, okay. You

01:13:26.649 --> 01:13:29.069
said it's good? It's good, too. Yeah. It takes

01:13:29.069 --> 01:13:34.800
place 45 years after the first one. okay so nice

01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:39.100
i gotta get a good like sound system for my uh

01:13:39.100 --> 01:13:41.979
you might have to i don't think it's on anything

01:13:41.979 --> 01:13:44.560
currently it but if you have like youtube or

01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:46.619
something you can buy it on youtube it's there

01:13:46.619 --> 01:13:58.140
let me see blade runner streaming Can you make

01:13:58.140 --> 01:14:00.619
it so that we can watch Office Space and Don

01:14:00.619 --> 01:14:03.720
Juan's Palace? Hell yeah, dude. I could easily

01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:06.460
do that. Dude, Office Space is such a good movie.

01:14:07.159 --> 01:14:08.840
That'd be sick. You want me to put it on the

01:14:08.840 --> 01:14:13.680
TV? Yeah, yeah. Man, I can do it. I could get

01:14:13.680 --> 01:14:17.460
that done by about noon tomorrow. Yeah, I'm going

01:14:17.460 --> 01:14:22.020
to have you work the weekend. I'm going to need

01:14:22.020 --> 01:14:28.039
you to come in on Saturday. Dude, that's the

01:14:28.039 --> 01:14:32.060
worst, dude. I believe you have my stapler. Yeah.

01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:36.140
Okay, then that is the final throw. He burns

01:14:36.140 --> 01:14:38.359
down the office. Now you get to experience an

01:14:38.359 --> 01:14:41.020
office job, Tyler. It sucks, but it's cool in

01:14:41.020 --> 01:14:44.060
other senses. It fucking sucks. I hate it, but

01:14:44.060 --> 01:14:48.500
my life is awesome. Yeah. The traveling part's

01:14:48.500 --> 01:14:51.640
really fun. The office part sucks. Yeah. Like,

01:14:51.640 --> 01:14:54.420
going to New York City multiple times. I've gone

01:14:54.420 --> 01:14:58.140
to Rochester. I've been out to Syracuse. I've

01:14:58.140 --> 01:15:01.739
been up further. I went to someplace out in the

01:15:01.739 --> 01:15:04.239
fucking sticks in upstate. But, like, I just,

01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:09.460
it's, the traveling part's fun. Like, my supervisor,

01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:14.060
who's also my father -in -law, is down in Louisiana

01:15:14.060 --> 01:15:16.720
currently, like, doing a plan. Are you going

01:15:16.720 --> 01:15:19.199
to go to Texas? I got to go to Texas in August.

01:15:20.420 --> 01:15:22.840
Are you going to do, like, claims for this flood?

01:15:23.539 --> 01:15:26.319
We might actually do that. So I might be going

01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:29.039
to Texas sooner than I thought. But I'm going

01:15:29.039 --> 01:15:31.720
to Texas for training, like, in August. But I

01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:34.020
might go down to Texas sooner than that to do

01:15:34.020 --> 01:15:37.579
this. Wow. But we've got to wait until everything's

01:15:37.579 --> 01:15:39.500
said and done, and they're still fucking doing

01:15:39.500 --> 01:15:41.979
shit down there. So I don't think they're worried

01:15:41.979 --> 01:15:44.039
about insurance when their kid's still missing.

01:15:47.050 --> 01:15:49.069
If that's the case, I might go down to Texas,

01:15:49.149 --> 01:15:51.449
too. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. I feel like

01:15:51.449 --> 01:15:53.630
your claim's denied for your missing children.

01:15:53.829 --> 01:15:57.109
Yeah. No, actually, it's approved. We're going

01:15:57.109 --> 01:16:00.670
to give you, how's five grand a kid sound? Five

01:16:00.670 --> 01:16:03.010
grand. Fifteen. Cut you a check right now and

01:16:03.010 --> 01:16:05.250
make you a deal. Fifteen grand. What do you think?

01:16:05.850 --> 01:16:12.470
Yeah, you can get it on fucking YouTube for three

01:16:12.470 --> 01:16:15.310
bucks. I'm definitely watching it tomorrow, then.

01:16:15.739 --> 01:16:20.140
But yeah, great movie. Hell yeah. Big fan. Highly

01:16:20.140 --> 01:16:21.600
recommend it. Let me know what you think when

01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:23.619
you watch it, though. I really want to hear your...

01:16:23.619 --> 01:16:26.239
I'll do a review next episode. It's a good movie.

01:16:26.399 --> 01:16:28.899
I'll watch it again, too, so I'll just... We

01:16:28.899 --> 01:16:31.300
should have a watch party. Yeah, office space,

01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:33.579
yeah. Oh, we were talking about Blade Runner.

01:16:33.859 --> 01:16:39.020
Yeah, that too. I have the DVD of it if you want

01:16:39.020 --> 01:16:42.119
to borrow it, too. No, you can just... It's three

01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:46.810
bucks, dude. All right. Three bucks to rent it.

01:16:47.270 --> 01:16:49.750
But you're probably just going to watch it once

01:16:49.750 --> 01:16:54.149
type thing. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hit your smiling

01:16:54.149 --> 01:16:56.550
salts. It's time to get to a game. Oh, shit.

01:16:56.630 --> 01:16:58.970
That wasn't it. The fucking Jeopardy website,

01:16:59.149 --> 01:17:01.770
for some reason, says, like, when I go to it

01:17:01.770 --> 01:17:03.989
on the soundboard area. I don't want to. I'm

01:17:03.989 --> 01:17:18.130
good. This. It's so loud, dude. I know. Welcome

01:17:18.130 --> 01:17:28.409
back to Jeopardy. It's head -to -head. How many

01:17:28.409 --> 01:17:30.930
times did you win, Dan? I don't know, like 13?

01:17:32.229 --> 01:17:37.970
I think 15. 15 -time winner, Dan. Sure. 35 -time

01:17:37.970 --> 01:17:40.329
winner, Tyler. That was good. That was good.

01:17:49.229 --> 01:17:52.970
Why are you doing this? Alright, it's good now.

01:17:53.109 --> 01:17:55.850
Just turn off the fucking song. It's good now.

01:17:59.170 --> 01:18:02.970
Categories we got. It's got some anger. It's

01:18:02.970 --> 01:18:07.409
so loud. It's not loud anymore. You got Islands

01:18:07.409 --> 01:18:11.729
in the Stream. In the Stream? Yeah. This guy

01:18:11.729 --> 01:18:15.700
is fucking doing stupid categories again. Nuclear

01:18:15.700 --> 01:18:18.800
physics. So everybody had a category today that

01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:20.760
they know a lot about, but Allie Mac's not here,

01:18:20.840 --> 01:18:25.380
so go fuck yourself. In the air tonight, name

01:18:25.380 --> 01:18:29.500
in common, pardon me and books of the Bible.

01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:35.199
God. I'm just going to know all those. Tyler

01:18:35.199 --> 01:18:38.840
won last time. Oh, did he? Probably. Books of

01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:44.829
the Bible. 200, the gospel of this tax collector

01:18:44.829 --> 01:18:50.130
opens the New Testament. Go ahead. I don't know.

01:18:52.109 --> 01:18:54.789
Which one was the tax collector? There's 12.

01:18:55.090 --> 01:18:57.689
I think two of them. Opens the New? What is the

01:18:57.689 --> 01:19:02.810
book of Matthew? Yes. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's

01:19:02.810 --> 01:19:05.449
Matthew. Shit. You're right. Dan. Where did that

01:19:05.449 --> 01:19:07.750
come from? I'm reading the fucking Bible. All

01:19:07.750 --> 01:19:10.479
right. Got some of that Jehovah's Witness coming

01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:13.939
out. I was thinking Matthew or Mark. And I was

01:19:13.939 --> 01:19:15.699
going to say Mark, so I'm happy that you said

01:19:15.699 --> 01:19:19.560
that. Uh, Dan's book. Uh, what are the categories?

01:19:20.680 --> 01:19:24.079
Islands in the Stream, Nuclear Physics, In the

01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:27.840
Air Tonight, Name in Common, Pardon Me, and Books

01:19:27.840 --> 01:19:32.899
of the Bible. Name in Common. What? Name in Common,

01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:36.420
he said. 200. Host of the show where everything's

01:19:36.420 --> 01:19:38.600
made up and the points don't matter that dug

01:19:38.600 --> 01:19:41.300
his key into the side of a pretty little souped

01:19:41.300 --> 01:19:45.199
up four -wheel drive. Oh, God. It's two names

01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:48.579
combined. Oh, come on. What is the first one?

01:19:49.220 --> 01:19:51.560
Host of the show where everything's made up and

01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:54.939
the points don't matter that dug his key into

01:19:54.939 --> 01:19:58.199
the side of a pretty little souped up four -wheel

01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:02.180
drive. I know the game. If we put it together,

01:20:02.279 --> 01:20:06.500
can we split the points? Yeah. The game is Whose

01:20:06.500 --> 01:20:09.779
Line Is It Anyway? And I think it's that Drew

01:20:09.779 --> 01:20:12.619
guy. So Drew Underwood. Yeah, Drew Underwood.

01:20:12.779 --> 01:20:15.539
No, you gotta, it's like, you gotta put both

01:20:15.539 --> 01:20:17.979
names together. What do you mean put both names

01:20:17.979 --> 01:20:21.079
together? No, you were right. You basically got

01:20:21.079 --> 01:20:23.659
it right. Hold on, hold on. Is it Drew Careymore?

01:20:24.180 --> 01:20:27.640
No, Drew, so it's Drew Carey Underwood. Okay.

01:20:28.140 --> 01:20:31.539
Well, we got it. We both got the points. Was

01:20:31.539 --> 01:20:39.020
it Drew Carey? Drew Carey Underwood. Oh, because

01:20:39.020 --> 01:20:42.140
her name's Carey Underwood and he's Drew Carey

01:20:42.140 --> 01:20:47.359
Underwood. Okay, that makes sense. 400. The rocket

01:20:47.359 --> 01:21:00.010
man who flew with Lucy in the sky. What is Elton

01:21:00.010 --> 01:21:03.869
John Lennon? Yes. I fucking hate you, Casey.

01:21:04.170 --> 01:21:11.069
I hate you. I fucking hate you. You made me say

01:21:11.069 --> 01:21:17.850
his name. I guess we'll continue that one. 600.

01:21:18.010 --> 01:21:21.909
The Basketball King and Seth Rogen's Best Bud.

01:21:25.930 --> 01:21:29.430
The Basketball King and Seth Rogen's Best Bud.

01:21:41.329 --> 01:21:47.909
Hold on a sec. The fuck's that guy's name? I

01:21:47.909 --> 01:21:51.069
can't think of that guy's name. Michael Jordan.

01:21:51.170 --> 01:21:54.449
What is LeBron James Franco? Oh, that's gay.

01:21:55.069 --> 01:21:58.109
Michael Jordan is way better. Yeah, he's definitely

01:21:58.109 --> 01:22:00.109
the king. Yeah, that's what they call LeBron

01:22:00.109 --> 01:22:02.710
James. He's the king. He's not the king. Uh,

01:22:03.010 --> 01:22:05.310
Tyler Speck. Yeah, so continue on this category.

01:22:05.750 --> 01:22:08.449
800. Suburban mom who killed her daughter with

01:22:08.449 --> 01:22:11.390
chloroform and former Democratic congressman

01:22:11.390 --> 01:22:17.390
involved in a sex scandal in 2011. Fuck. Fuck.

01:22:29.710 --> 01:22:30.670
I don't think you're going to get this one. I

01:22:30.670 --> 01:22:32.850
know the first one. It's Casey Anthony something.

01:22:33.069 --> 01:22:39.609
Casey Anthony Wiener. Finally for a thousand.

01:22:39.970 --> 01:22:42.529
Queen guitarist and Spider -Man's grandmother.

01:22:46.210 --> 01:22:49.029
Spider -Man's grandmother or aunt? Oh yeah, aunt.

01:22:50.270 --> 01:22:52.829
That's who it is, right? His aunt. Yeah, it's

01:22:52.829 --> 01:23:01.520
his aunt. It's something May. It was Brian May

01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:05.680
Parker. Tyler, you got Islands in the Stream,

01:23:05.840 --> 01:23:07.579
Nuclear Physics. I just want to see what fucking

01:23:07.579 --> 01:23:10.899
Islands in the Stream is. Alright. 200. This

01:23:10.899 --> 01:23:13.920
US island is not wide, but it is something else.

01:23:14.899 --> 01:23:17.840
What is it? Long Island? Fuck. Correct. God damn

01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:25.819
it. We'll do Islands again. 400. Yes, women do

01:23:25.819 --> 01:23:29.069
live on this British island as well. Who's the

01:23:29.069 --> 01:23:40.210
island man? Island man. Fuck. Island category.

01:23:41.430 --> 01:23:45.810
I'm an island by 600. Can't decide if it wants

01:23:45.810 --> 01:23:49.710
to be an island or a continent. What is Australia?

01:23:50.210 --> 01:24:01.890
Yes. Damn it! 800. This island is actually closer

01:24:01.890 --> 01:24:08.250
to Florida than Cuba is. There's a couple islands

01:24:08.250 --> 01:24:13.069
that are closer. What is Puerto Rico? What? What

01:24:13.069 --> 01:24:16.210
is Puerto Rico? I don't know what you said, but

01:24:16.210 --> 01:24:23.210
that's not right. Let me look it up. Hold on.

01:24:24.609 --> 01:24:29.689
Wait, it's closer to Florida than Cuba is. What

01:24:29.689 --> 01:24:33.689
is... I don't want to keep losing points. Hold

01:24:33.689 --> 01:24:35.489
on. It's closer to... I was just looking at this

01:24:35.489 --> 01:24:38.289
on a map. It's closer to Florida than Cuba is.

01:24:39.329 --> 01:24:44.909
It can only be one of a couple. Yeah. Yeah. So...

01:24:44.909 --> 01:24:49.590
God, what's the one that's split? Is it one of

01:24:49.590 --> 01:24:54.170
the Virgin Islands? No. It was Grand Bahama or

01:24:54.170 --> 01:24:56.550
the Bahamas. Yeah. I should have known that because

01:24:56.550 --> 01:24:59.130
I was just looking at a map. You trying to take

01:24:59.130 --> 01:25:01.909
a vacation to the Bahamas too? No, one of my

01:25:01.909 --> 01:25:06.710
co -workers is a bohemian. Tyler's picture? So

01:25:06.710 --> 01:25:09.810
Bohemian Grove is Bahama Grove? Yeah, it means

01:25:09.810 --> 01:25:12.850
somebody who's from the Bahamas. Oh shit, whoa.

01:25:13.770 --> 01:25:16.590
Crazy, whoa. Bohemian Grove's going on right

01:25:16.590 --> 01:25:20.770
now, by the way. Is it? Huh. Damn. 1000, this

01:25:20.770 --> 01:25:24.859
country's Il Rene Levasseur. It's surrounded

01:25:24.859 --> 01:25:27.840
by a circular lake, making it look like an eye

01:25:27.840 --> 01:25:32.539
from space. What is France? No. What is Canada?

01:25:32.939 --> 01:25:38.699
Canada, yes. You got your points back. Dan? Because

01:25:38.699 --> 01:25:41.220
I've seen that lake on Google Maps. Yeah, yeah.

01:25:41.420 --> 01:25:44.720
I've seen that eye. Dan, you got nuclear physics

01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:47.560
in the air tonight. Pardon me. Books of the Bible.

01:25:48.520 --> 01:25:51.539
Nuclear physics. We're fucked, dude. We're fucked.

01:25:51.819 --> 01:25:55.159
200. The nuclear type of this seven -letter process

01:25:55.159 --> 01:25:57.800
occurs when a large atom is split into smaller

01:25:57.800 --> 01:26:10.220
atoms. What is fission? Oh. Correct. Damn. Damn.

01:26:12.180 --> 01:26:15.760
Same category. 400. Harry Potter can tell you

01:26:15.760 --> 01:26:18.640
this quark is the third most massive of the six

01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:26.500
kinds of quarks. It's not Expelliarmus. If it

01:26:26.500 --> 01:26:30.760
is Expelliarmus, I'm going to kill myself. No

01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:39.859
one? No. Charm quark. Same category. 600. It

01:26:39.859 --> 01:26:42.619
occurs when an atom's electron rapidly moves

01:26:42.619 --> 01:26:45.960
between energy levels, just like Scott Bakula.

01:26:47.979 --> 01:26:50.960
Who the fuck is Scott Bakula? I don't know, actually.

01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:54.960
Say it again. This occurs when an atom's electron

01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:58.939
rapidly moves between energy levels, just like

01:26:58.939 --> 01:27:05.539
Scott Bakula. I don't fucking know. You want

01:27:05.539 --> 01:27:08.369
to know? That'd be a quantum leap. Oh, shit.

01:27:08.789 --> 01:27:11.270
That's a real thing? The actor from Quantum Leap.

01:27:11.409 --> 01:27:16.289
Okay, that makes sense. Dan's back. Same category.

01:27:16.609 --> 01:27:20.649
This category sucks. 800. This theoretical boundary

01:27:20.649 --> 01:27:23.409
around a black hole is also key in understanding

01:27:23.409 --> 01:27:29.569
quantum effects in nuclear decay. Oh, fuck. I

01:27:29.569 --> 01:27:34.350
don't know. I know this one. Give me a second.

01:27:35.569 --> 01:27:42.239
Time it out, Casey. You don't know it, Tyler.

01:27:42.460 --> 01:27:46.659
What is the event horizon? I was trying to think

01:27:46.659 --> 01:27:48.899
of a movie. There's a movie called Event Horizon

01:27:48.899 --> 01:27:52.239
that was about that. Same category. I kept on

01:27:52.239 --> 01:27:57.380
thinking point something. For 1 ,000. You can

01:27:57.380 --> 01:28:00.800
wager up to 1 ,000. You got 200. I got 200? What

01:28:00.800 --> 01:28:09.000
do I got? 1 ,400. For nuclear physics, Dan. I'll

01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:13.560
rate you 500. 500? Damn. Discovered by a famous

01:28:13.560 --> 01:28:16.680
late theoretical physicist, this kind of radiation

01:28:16.680 --> 01:28:24.039
is emitted by black holes. Oh, fuck. I don't

01:28:24.039 --> 01:28:27.399
know this one. This type of radiation. Discovered

01:28:27.399 --> 01:28:30.319
by a late, famous late theoretical physicist.

01:28:30.779 --> 01:28:39.420
This kind of radiation. No, I did a one category

01:28:39.420 --> 01:28:42.420
for like each of your that you would each know

01:28:42.420 --> 01:28:45.920
something about But Ally Mac's not here to get

01:28:45.920 --> 01:28:54.640
his own question And this is emitted from black

01:28:54.640 --> 01:29:10.130
holes It's a type of radiation. Yep. It's named

01:29:10.130 --> 01:29:13.710
after a late theoretical physicist that's famous.

01:29:13.909 --> 01:29:18.569
What is Van Allen radiation? He says Van Allen.

01:29:19.270 --> 01:29:22.390
Oh, no. It would be Hawking radiation. Oh, fuck

01:29:22.390 --> 01:29:25.890
that. What do you think of this Nick's warm -up

01:29:25.890 --> 01:29:28.029
jacket that I got? It's pretty sweet, dude. I

01:29:28.029 --> 01:29:30.050
got it for $6. What does your shirt say underneath

01:29:30.050 --> 01:29:34.449
that? It's Cowboy Bebop. Oh, shit. Is that Japanese?

01:29:37.420 --> 01:29:40.699
I don't have my glasses on, so I can't see. Dan,

01:29:40.939 --> 01:29:43.420
you got In the Air Tonight, Pardon Me, Books

01:29:43.420 --> 01:29:48.479
of the Bible. In the Air Tonight. 200. It's commonly

01:29:48.479 --> 01:29:52.439
called the Queen of the Skies. It is a 747, baby.

01:29:52.680 --> 01:30:00.859
Oh, yeah! Dan's pick. Oh, same category. 400.

01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:03.960
Two brothers flew this for the first time. What

01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:07.659
is the rate flyer? Yes. It's just his category.

01:30:10.579 --> 01:30:13.800
Dan's pick. Same category. 600, known as the

01:30:13.800 --> 01:30:17.039
fastest manned aircraft ever, this U .S. reconnaissance.

01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:19.920
Who's that? SR -71 Blackbird. Oh, yes. Oh, my

01:30:19.920 --> 01:30:34.979
God. I thought it was stupid until I saw that.

01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:36.520
I was like, oh, that's actually pretty fucking

01:30:36.520 --> 01:30:41.159
cool. For people who are watching, it's a Toyota

01:30:41.159 --> 01:30:44.359
Prius with lightning in the background. It says

01:30:44.359 --> 01:30:49.520
Toyota Prius in like metal font. Got in the air

01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:53.300
tonight for 800. This control surface on the

01:30:53.300 --> 01:30:56.260
tail helps the plane go up or down by controlling

01:30:56.260 --> 01:31:01.539
the pitch. Yes. Damn, Tyler, you better study

01:31:01.539 --> 01:31:07.260
the Bible. Dan's pick. Is there anything left

01:31:07.260 --> 01:31:13.479
in that category? Yeah, 1 ,000. 1 ,700. Tyler's

01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:16.239
got 1 ,400. 1 ,700. I can wager up to 1 ,000.

01:31:16.359 --> 01:31:22.539
No, you can wager 1 ,700. Oh. Fuck it. I'll wager

01:31:22.539 --> 01:31:27.479
$1 ,700. True daily double. Alright, Dan. I don't

01:31:27.479 --> 01:31:28.920
know if you're going to get this. The force that

01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:31.220
opposes a plane's forward motion through the

01:31:31.220 --> 01:31:40.119
air is called this. The force that opposes a

01:31:40.119 --> 01:31:50.939
plane's forward motion through the air. I buzzed

01:31:50.939 --> 01:32:00.439
it. Tyler's shitting himself. Hold on. Hold on.

01:32:01.199 --> 01:32:03.560
Stop making that noise, Tyler. Nah, dude. It's

01:32:03.560 --> 01:32:10.000
fucking with your head. Just take the headphones

01:32:10.000 --> 01:32:24.189
off of me. I'll just do this. Hold on a sec.

01:32:25.609 --> 01:32:32.810
You have a strong thinking? The force that opposes

01:32:32.810 --> 01:32:36.170
a plane's forward motion through the air is called

01:32:36.170 --> 01:32:40.430
this. God, I think there's a more technical name

01:32:40.430 --> 01:32:56.600
for it than what I'm thinking. Dude All right,

01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:59.560
say the question one more time the force that

01:32:59.560 --> 01:33:02.479
opposes a plane's motion through the air is called

01:33:02.479 --> 01:33:11.779
this What is What is air resistance? Oh No Fuck

01:33:11.779 --> 01:33:20.390
be drag I like a picture. I don't know. He's

01:33:20.390 --> 01:33:22.409
still a Jehovah's Witness, so maybe he could

01:33:22.409 --> 01:33:24.930
get the Bible. You got Pardon Me and the Bible.

01:33:25.170 --> 01:33:27.149
Books of the Bible. What the fuck is Pardon Me?

01:33:27.210 --> 01:33:29.189
I didn't even hear that one before. Pardon Me,

01:33:29.289 --> 01:33:32.369
yeah. Dan's pick. Let's do Books of the Bible.

01:33:32.449 --> 01:33:35.630
Fuck it. 400. It's the first book of the Old

01:33:35.630 --> 01:33:38.090
Testament that doesn't end with the letter S.

01:33:39.270 --> 01:33:53.840
Oh, that's a tough one. No. It's an Old Testament

01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:56.039
book that doesn't end with S. But it's not the

01:33:56.039 --> 01:33:59.039
first one. Not the first one? Yeah, the first

01:33:59.039 --> 01:34:01.539
book of the Old Testament that doesn't end with

01:34:01.539 --> 01:34:06.000
S. Oh, you want me to go in order? That's why

01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:08.659
I said first. I thought you just said the book

01:34:08.659 --> 01:34:10.760
of the Bible. I'm already at zero. What's the

01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:13.659
book of Ruth? I don't even know that's a book.

01:34:14.539 --> 01:34:16.500
I think that might be a Jehovah Witness only

01:34:16.500 --> 01:34:24.180
one. Alright, time it out. Durotomy. Durotomy.

01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:29.199
Durotomy. Durotomy. Tyler's pick. Or no, Dan's

01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:35.600
pick. Yeah, that is a book. The Bible. Same category.

01:34:36.140 --> 01:34:39.899
600. Sing the praises of this longest book of

01:34:39.899 --> 01:34:43.800
the Bible with 150 chapters and over 2 ,500 verses.

01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:50.460
What is the book of Psalms? God damn. Damn, Daniel.

01:34:51.579 --> 01:34:59.340
Come back. There's so many fucking songs. Dan,

01:34:59.439 --> 01:35:01.680
you want 800? Dude, I should have got that drag

01:35:01.680 --> 01:35:06.079
one. Fuck. Oh, wow. You're coming back. 800.

01:35:06.279 --> 01:35:09.100
This book tells the story of a Hebrew woman who

01:35:09.100 --> 01:35:14.720
thwarts a genocide of her people in Persia. I

01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:16.119
don't know if that's a hard question or not,

01:35:16.180 --> 01:35:17.939
because I don't really know the Bible, but...

01:35:17.939 --> 01:35:20.340
Say it again. I'm not an Old Testament guy, I'm

01:35:20.340 --> 01:35:22.380
mostly New Testament. This book tells a story

01:35:22.380 --> 01:35:25.720
of a Hebrew woman who thwarts a genocide of her

01:35:25.720 --> 01:35:28.319
people in Persia. This is definitely Old Testament.

01:35:28.520 --> 01:35:30.539
I don't study the Old Testament that much. I'm

01:35:30.539 --> 01:35:32.880
actually a New Testament guy. Oh, are you anti

01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:36.279
-Semitic, or... I just think that's a fucking...

01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:43.489
That would be Esther. Oh. Yeah. Dance pick. 10

01:35:43.489 --> 01:35:49.649
category. All right, Dan, for $1 ,000. Wager

01:35:49.649 --> 01:35:53.109
$1 ,000. I got nothing. Wait, wait, wait. You

01:35:53.109 --> 01:35:59.989
got $200. I got $200? Yeah. Do you wager $200

01:35:59.989 --> 01:36:04.409
or $1 ,000? Damn. Well, what's Tyler at? I'm

01:36:04.409 --> 01:36:07.869
at $7 ,000. $1 ,000. Oh, $1 ,000. Oh, damn. I

01:36:07.869 --> 01:36:10.090
don't want to go too far behind. I'll do $500.

01:36:10.189 --> 01:36:15.279
Fuck it. $500. Attributed to Paul the Apostle,

01:36:15.340 --> 01:36:18.960
it describes the requirements and duties of elders

01:36:18.960 --> 01:36:26.159
and bishops. This book? Yeah. Say it again. Attributed

01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:29.060
to Paul the Apostle, it describes the requirements

01:36:29.060 --> 01:36:50.630
and duties of elders and bishops. There's only

01:36:50.630 --> 01:36:54.810
two questions on the New Testament. Say it one

01:36:54.810 --> 01:36:58.130
more time. A tribute to Paul the Apostle. It

01:36:58.130 --> 01:37:01.250
describes requirements and duties of elders and

01:37:01.250 --> 01:37:19.770
bishops. Say it one last time. A tribute. Attributed

01:37:19.770 --> 01:37:23.569
to Paul the Apostle. Describes requirements and

01:37:23.569 --> 01:37:26.510
duties of elders and bishops. So let's break

01:37:26.510 --> 01:37:29.710
this down. Let's break down the word duty. Okay?

01:37:29.949 --> 01:37:35.149
And let's say that sounds kind of like Deuteronomy.

01:37:36.569 --> 01:37:39.289
That was already an answer though. And usually

01:37:39.289 --> 01:37:45.430
the same answer is not repeated twice. So that's...

01:37:45.430 --> 01:37:51.149
What is... Fuck, man. What do you think of this?

01:37:52.109 --> 01:37:59.149
It's what in duties? Oh. Video game is that.

01:37:59.949 --> 01:38:10.210
Oh, not bad. So it's by Paul. What is the book?

01:38:10.670 --> 01:38:13.050
Paul the Apostle. It describes requirements and

01:38:13.050 --> 01:38:19.079
duties of elders and bishops. God, I should have

01:38:19.079 --> 01:38:21.279
paid attention. You should have paid attention

01:38:21.279 --> 01:38:24.600
in fucking Sunday school, Daniel. Yeah. Fuck.

01:38:32.760 --> 01:38:39.359
The book of... What is the book of... What is...

01:38:39.359 --> 01:38:47.300
God damn it. What is the book of judges? Nope.

01:38:47.659 --> 01:38:51.279
What is it? Book of Titus. Oh, I wouldn't know

01:38:51.279 --> 01:38:54.300
that. Did you know that, Tyler? You knew that?

01:38:55.500 --> 01:38:58.819
Alright, last category. Dan's got Pardon Me.

01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:05.939
200. In a holiday tradition, the president ceremonially

01:39:05.939 --> 01:39:08.380
pardons one of these lucky creatures. What is

01:39:08.380 --> 01:39:17.319
a turkey? Thanksgiving. Yes. Damn. Tyler, for

01:39:17.319 --> 01:39:21.100
400? Yeah. This founding father signed the first

01:39:21.100 --> 01:39:23.720
presidential pardon ever granted in U .S. history

01:39:23.720 --> 01:39:28.039
to participants in the Whiskey Rebellion. The

01:39:28.039 --> 01:39:40.000
Whiskey Rebellion. This founding father signed

01:39:40.000 --> 01:39:41.460
the first presidential... I heard the question.

01:39:45.420 --> 01:39:48.279
What do you think, Dan? I think it's Thomas Jefferson.

01:39:49.239 --> 01:39:54.140
No. Don't buzz it. I didn't buzz it. How many

01:39:54.140 --> 01:39:59.760
points do I have? 1 ,200. Was it Abraham Lincoln?

01:40:00.140 --> 01:40:07.819
Lincoln. Oh, no. No. The Founding Fathers. Oh,

01:40:07.819 --> 01:40:11.520
that was George Washington. I didn't think he

01:40:11.520 --> 01:40:14.119
would have done it. Well, it was the first one,

01:40:14.239 --> 01:40:17.300
so he was the first president. That makes sense.

01:40:19.659 --> 01:40:21.060
That's what I was thinking, but I thought he

01:40:21.060 --> 01:40:25.039
was too good to do that. 600. This president

01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:27.960
famously pardoned his predecessor, Richard Nixon,

01:40:28.199 --> 01:40:30.020
for any crimes he might have committed. Who's

01:40:30.020 --> 01:40:35.020
Gerald Ford? While in office, yes. Dan, back

01:40:35.020 --> 01:40:43.079
in it. Well, kind of. Dan, 800. President Reagan

01:40:43.079 --> 01:40:46.199
pardoned former FBI agents involved in illegal

01:40:46.199 --> 01:40:50.979
surveillance of the civil rights leader. What

01:40:50.979 --> 01:40:58.779
is Martin Luther King Jr.? Yes. Who is Martin

01:40:58.779 --> 01:41:00.399
Luther King Jr.? No, I'm not going to say it.

01:41:00.800 --> 01:41:05.609
No. I was thinking Martin Luther King and Malcolm

01:41:05.609 --> 01:41:08.529
X at the same time, and it fucked up my brain.

01:41:08.590 --> 01:41:11.289
I was thinking Malcolm X. Finally, for a thousand,

01:41:11.529 --> 01:41:14.670
this U .S. president during Reconstruction pardoned

01:41:14.670 --> 01:41:17.649
all Confederate soldiers who took an oath of

01:41:17.649 --> 01:41:18.909
allegiance after the Civil War. Who's Abraham

01:41:18.909 --> 01:41:24.770
Lincoln? No. Good. It was his. Yeah. Who is Ulysses

01:41:24.770 --> 01:41:32.449
S. Grant? Grant? No. Oh, shit. Really? This US

01:41:32.449 --> 01:41:34.890
president part during reconstruction all pardon

01:41:34.890 --> 01:41:38.250
all all Confederate soldiers who took an oath

01:41:38.250 --> 01:41:45.609
of allegiance after You might just want to both

01:41:45.609 --> 01:41:52.710
cut your losses That'd be Andrew Johnson close

01:41:52.710 --> 01:42:01.770
game Tyler you got 600 Dan's got 300 Category

01:42:01.770 --> 01:42:09.229
is American politics. God damn it. How did I

01:42:09.229 --> 01:42:12.890
not get the drag one? Lift and drag, dude. It's

01:42:12.890 --> 01:42:14.890
because Tyler was fucking making all that fucking

01:42:14.890 --> 01:42:20.329
noise. I knew that'd fuck me up. Send me your

01:42:20.329 --> 01:42:25.189
wagers. American politics. How many points does

01:42:25.189 --> 01:42:50.020
he have? 300. I got 600. Wait, hold on a sec.

01:42:50.659 --> 01:42:54.119
Oh, my back. Damn, that's a tough... Whatever.

01:42:54.960 --> 01:42:58.100
Alright, got your wagers. Question for Final

01:42:58.100 --> 01:43:01.199
Jeopardy. It's a nail -biter. It'd be actually

01:43:01.199 --> 01:43:04.779
a little hard. Name four out of the five presidential

01:43:04.779 --> 01:43:07.979
candidates that received over 500 ,000 votes

01:43:07.979 --> 01:43:12.039
in the 2024 presidential election in the U .S.

01:43:14.479 --> 01:43:17.699
What is it, dude? Name four of the five presidential

01:43:17.699 --> 01:43:20.479
candidates that received over 500 ,000 votes

01:43:20.479 --> 01:43:32.119
in the 2024 U .S. presidential election. How

01:43:32.119 --> 01:43:38.840
many? Four. Four out of five. That received 500

01:43:38.840 --> 01:44:38.100
,000? Yeah. You're gonna have to give me a second

01:44:38.100 --> 01:44:46.880
here. Did you put in? No. I'm still thinking.

01:44:50.399 --> 01:44:57.760
There was five of them? Yeah, five. Goddamn.

01:45:03.000 --> 01:45:30.890
It's over 100 ,000? Over 500 ,000. Oh, fuck.

01:45:32.149 --> 01:45:45.869
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I fucked up. Oh, damn. It's

01:45:45.869 --> 01:45:48.350
all down to Dan. Hold on. I'm still thinking,

01:45:48.409 --> 01:45:54.329
though. No, you got it, Dan. You got it. I have

01:45:54.329 --> 01:45:56.250
confidence Dan's going to come away with this

01:45:56.250 --> 01:46:03.739
one. Oh, fuck. I forgot that's what happens.

01:46:05.100 --> 01:46:10.340
Oh, man. Oh, that fucked me. That fucked me up.

01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:13.600
I think I got the rest right, though. Did I get

01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:19.100
the rest right, Casey? God damn it. Oh, fuck

01:46:19.100 --> 01:46:29.739
me. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Come on, man. I fucked

01:46:29.739 --> 01:46:36.970
that. Fuck that How did I fuck it I I was one

01:46:36.970 --> 01:46:39.250
track minded there Casey that's what happened

01:46:39.250 --> 01:46:46.170
to me there Dude I can't fucking think of Oh

01:46:46.170 --> 01:46:57.409
wait he dropped out Great yeah, I don't know

01:46:57.409 --> 01:47:01.479
dude You got three, Dan. You need a fourth one.

01:47:01.560 --> 01:47:04.520
I don't know. I don't have a fourth one. So we're

01:47:04.520 --> 01:47:07.920
going to concede that we both lost that one?

01:47:08.819 --> 01:47:11.680
Yeah, I don't know. So what was the actual answer,

01:47:11.840 --> 01:47:16.119
Casey? Damn, Dan's not going to put a fourth

01:47:16.119 --> 01:47:20.199
one? Hold on a sec. What do you think? Who the

01:47:20.199 --> 01:47:25.659
fuck? It's like I literally don't know. Just

01:47:25.659 --> 01:47:41.479
think of the party. I really did. I think we

01:47:41.479 --> 01:47:46.159
can agree. He wasn't running. Because I only

01:47:46.159 --> 01:47:49.979
know who was at the end. Right? So that's what

01:47:49.979 --> 01:47:54.560
it was. Who got 500 ,000? I'm going to be honest.

01:47:54.680 --> 01:48:00.039
I bet zero. So even if you... Did you bet 300?

01:48:00.439 --> 01:48:02.420
Yeah, I can still tie it up. No, I'm saying,

01:48:02.439 --> 01:48:05.189
do you want to concede that we both... that we

01:48:05.189 --> 01:48:08.289
both get a tie here? Because either way we get

01:48:08.289 --> 01:48:11.409
a tie. Dan can only tie it if he gets the fourth

01:48:11.409 --> 01:48:14.930
one right. But do you want to concede the fourth

01:48:14.930 --> 01:48:20.729
one and we can walk away as a tie? Why would

01:48:20.729 --> 01:48:22.810
you agree to a tie? Dan has to get this right

01:48:22.810 --> 01:48:25.470
in order to tie. Yeah, I'm saying, do you want

01:48:25.470 --> 01:48:31.319
a tie? Yeah, sure. Fine. Because my dumb ass

01:48:31.319 --> 01:48:34.140
said Joe Biden. Yeah, no, he wasn't in it. Yeah,

01:48:34.140 --> 01:48:36.100
I know. Okay. I said Joe Biden. You know who

01:48:36.100 --> 01:48:37.420
the last one you're thinking you're talking about?

01:48:37.859 --> 01:48:40.199
All right, Tyler. Jill Stein. I didn't even think

01:48:40.199 --> 01:48:41.699
she was still in it. She was still in it. For

01:48:41.699 --> 01:48:46.880
the Green Party. Tyler said Jill Stein. Joe Biden,

01:48:46.960 --> 01:48:49.840
Trump, and Robert F. Kennedy. That's incorrect.

01:48:50.539 --> 01:48:53.970
Dan only gave three. Kamala Harris Donald Trump

01:48:53.970 --> 01:48:56.989
RFK is correct. I didn't could have added Jill

01:48:56.989 --> 01:49:01.829
Stein or chase Oliver From the Libertarian Party

01:49:01.829 --> 01:49:12.270
All right tiebreaker question cuz Tyler shot

01:49:12.270 --> 01:49:18.989
himself in the foot tiebreaker question we're

01:49:18.989 --> 01:49:30.939
agreeing to a tie I agree to a tie. You shot

01:49:30.939 --> 01:49:32.140
yourself in the foot. Because I could have fucking

01:49:32.140 --> 01:49:36.560
gotten that. And I agreed to a tie. Do you want

01:49:36.560 --> 01:49:38.859
to be a dick and back out of a gentleman's agreement?

01:49:39.140 --> 01:49:41.000
That's why I was saying, why would you agree

01:49:41.000 --> 01:49:43.899
to a tie when Den has to get it right in order

01:49:43.899 --> 01:49:46.060
to tie? I literally didn't have a third one,

01:49:46.140 --> 01:49:48.619
a fourth one. I was giving you the win. No, I

01:49:48.619 --> 01:49:52.569
agreed to a tie. All right, tiebreaker question.

01:49:52.789 --> 01:49:55.949
Send me your answers. This is sudden death. You

01:49:55.949 --> 01:49:58.489
either get it right or you don't. Animals like

01:49:58.489 --> 01:50:02.510
dogs and humans, human beings, have evolved to

01:50:02.510 --> 01:50:06.949
detect the chemical geosmin at 0 .4 parts per

01:50:06.949 --> 01:50:09.750
billion, giving them a sense of when this natural

01:50:09.750 --> 01:50:22.869
phenomenon is occurring. They smell what? Animals

01:50:22.869 --> 01:50:27.489
like dogs and humans have evolved to detect geosmin,

01:50:27.649 --> 01:50:33.010
G -E -O -S -M -I -N, at 0 .4 parts per billion,

01:50:33.069 --> 01:50:36.789
giving them a sense of when this natural phenomenon

01:50:36.789 --> 01:50:54.029
is occurring. It's a chemical that allows them

01:50:54.029 --> 01:50:58.729
to detect when the natural phenomenon is occurring.

01:51:00.170 --> 01:51:05.310
Can you define phenomenon? Is it meteorological

01:51:05.310 --> 01:51:11.210
or is it a function? A what? Like, is it a function

01:51:11.210 --> 01:51:15.710
of something or is it a meteorological phenomenon?

01:51:19.770 --> 01:51:39.810
It's a natural. Dan, do you have any idea? Because

01:51:39.810 --> 01:51:44.649
I don't. I think we're going to have to go to

01:51:44.649 --> 01:51:47.829
the third. Yeah, this is stupid. Let's see some

01:51:47.829 --> 01:51:51.310
guesses. What's your guess, Dan? Tyler says photosynthesis.

01:51:52.989 --> 01:51:57.489
When it's raining. Dan says raining. That's correct.

01:51:57.810 --> 01:52:01.329
Oh, God. Dan wins. I was going to say raining.

01:52:01.369 --> 01:52:07.649
No, that doesn't count. Dan, I thought you won.

01:52:07.869 --> 01:52:12.210
No, we both lucky. No. Give us each a half a

01:52:12.210 --> 01:52:17.529
win. All right. 0 .5. Alright, tie -breaking

01:52:17.529 --> 01:52:19.829
question. Get your buzzers out. This is going

01:52:19.829 --> 01:52:25.270
to sudden death. We agreed to a tie. Sudden death.

01:52:25.350 --> 01:52:29.670
Whoever buzzes in first. Alright. Just whoever

01:52:29.670 --> 01:52:32.350
buzzes in? Oh, no. Whoever buzzes in with the

01:52:32.350 --> 01:52:36.930
correct answer. Alright, here we go. Having a

01:52:36.930 --> 01:52:39.470
little sister named Hennessy inspired her to

01:52:39.470 --> 01:52:45.050
adopt a stage name based on a brand of rum. Are

01:52:45.050 --> 01:52:49.000
you fucking kidding? Pop culture. Anyone? Say

01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:52.000
it again. Having a little sister named Hennessy

01:52:52.000 --> 01:52:54.979
inspired her to adopt a stage name based on a

01:52:54.979 --> 01:53:03.199
brand of rum. I need to drink more alcohol. What

01:53:03.199 --> 01:53:06.779
is Cardi B? There's this Cardi B. That's correct.

01:53:07.579 --> 01:53:14.640
Alright. Tyler wins! Tyler wins. I don't even

01:53:14.640 --> 01:53:20.750
want to win. I was okay with a tie. All right.

01:53:21.170 --> 01:53:26.189
Good game. All right. Okay, it's got to go back

01:53:26.189 --> 01:53:29.470
to unemployed life. Usually I have to get out

01:53:29.470 --> 01:53:31.710
of here because I'm like, oh, I have to go home

01:53:31.710 --> 01:53:34.109
and keep working. Right. I got to go home and

01:53:34.109 --> 01:53:38.210
go to bed. That's awesome. I like doing it on

01:53:38.210 --> 01:53:42.539
Friday. Like Friday seemed to work for. Yeah,

01:53:42.579 --> 01:53:44.939
I was fine with Friday. Friday works for me better

01:53:44.939 --> 01:53:46.920
because I don't have anywhere to go on Friday.

01:53:46.979 --> 01:53:48.960
Does it work for you, Casey? Yeah, I could do

01:53:48.960 --> 01:53:52.000
it Friday. I don't know what Ally Mac does, but

01:53:52.000 --> 01:53:55.520
Friday works for me best now. Yeah, I'm down

01:53:55.520 --> 01:53:59.000
to switch to Friday. See what Ally Mac's doing.

01:53:59.899 --> 01:54:03.439
Maybe we'll switch. Friday's work for me better.

01:54:03.659 --> 01:54:07.609
Fucking Jill Stein and drag. Jill Stein's still

01:54:07.609 --> 01:54:09.829
running for president with her fucking hot ass.

01:54:10.109 --> 01:54:12.109
Is she hot? Let me see here. Did you ever hear

01:54:12.109 --> 01:54:15.010
the conspiracy that there has never been a first

01:54:15.010 --> 01:54:19.409
lady that they're all men? Yeah, I've heard that

01:54:19.409 --> 01:54:22.970
about one in particular. Barbara Bush? No, Michelle

01:54:22.970 --> 01:54:26.090
Obama. I've heard... Dude, did you ever see Barbara

01:54:26.090 --> 01:54:30.310
Bush recently? She looks haunting. Does she?

01:54:30.449 --> 01:54:32.090
Well, she's probably... She's like a hundred

01:54:32.090 --> 01:54:34.630
and... She looks like a man. Do you think Jill

01:54:34.630 --> 01:54:39.430
Stein's hot? Casey? Not really. Yeah, definitely.

01:54:39.789 --> 01:54:42.789
You do. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen her since

01:54:42.789 --> 01:54:45.689
I voted for her in 2016. Well, she's a lot older

01:54:45.689 --> 01:54:48.430
now, but here she looks, she's bangable. That

01:54:48.430 --> 01:54:52.289
was in 2016. That just looks like a straight

01:54:52.289 --> 01:54:56.949
-up man. Oh, yeah, no, that's not good. Yeah,

01:54:56.970 --> 01:54:59.670
I'd take down that Silver Fox, Jill Stein. What

01:54:59.670 --> 01:55:02.329
about the Queen? Before she died, obviously.

01:55:04.329 --> 01:55:06.890
I didn't mean to... We did this in an episode.

01:55:07.069 --> 01:55:09.250
The queen back in the day looked real hot. The

01:55:09.250 --> 01:55:12.390
queen died in our second episode. The queen's

01:55:12.390 --> 01:55:14.909
dead. Did she? It was the second episode? The

01:55:14.909 --> 01:55:20.829
title was Queen's Dead. Let's see. Queen of England.

01:55:21.550 --> 01:55:25.909
1943 put in. But no, if you look back in like

01:55:25.909 --> 01:55:29.439
the 50s, she was fucking smoking. Oh, yeah. Dude,

01:55:29.779 --> 01:55:32.520
back in the day, she had gotten it. Six ways

01:55:32.520 --> 01:55:35.319
from Sunday. Have you seen Princess Diana? She

01:55:35.319 --> 01:55:37.720
was fucking smoking, too. Oh, yeah. Princess

01:55:37.720 --> 01:55:41.319
Diana was fucking real hot. Yeah, she was. She

01:55:41.319 --> 01:55:43.119
was hated by the royal family, though. Yeah,

01:55:43.119 --> 01:55:44.659
but she was real good looking, especially in

01:55:44.659 --> 01:55:46.779
that revenge dress. Do you ever see that shit?

01:55:47.380 --> 01:55:50.899
No. Oh, look up Princess Diana revenge dress.

01:55:52.979 --> 01:55:55.800
Here's the Queen of England doing her military

01:55:55.800 --> 01:55:58.760
service. That's kind of hot. Goddamn. Wow. God

01:55:58.760 --> 01:56:08.100
damn. Let's see. Revenge dress. Princess Diana.

01:56:09.180 --> 01:56:11.340
I'm still on the queen, dude. She'd have gotten

01:56:11.340 --> 01:56:15.039
it. Mostly just because she's the fucking queen,

01:56:15.180 --> 01:56:18.420
bro. Would that make you the king? If you got

01:56:18.420 --> 01:56:20.180
her pregnant. Well, wait, no, it doesn't work

01:56:20.180 --> 01:56:23.659
like that. No, you'd be a prince. Would it make

01:56:23.659 --> 01:56:26.100
you... It makes you a prince. If you get her

01:56:26.100 --> 01:56:29.649
pregnant? No, just if you marry her. Look at

01:56:29.649 --> 01:56:32.289
that. Look at those legs. It makes you a prince?

01:56:32.369 --> 01:56:37.310
Let me see. Yeah, she's a babe. Look at those.

01:56:37.350 --> 01:56:40.149
I'm a big legs guy, too. I love legs. Yeah, how

01:56:40.149 --> 01:56:46.289
tall is she? She's a tall drink of water. Man.

01:56:47.510 --> 01:56:50.130
If I could go back in time. Before she got her

01:56:50.130 --> 01:56:53.710
head cut off. Bang the Queen of England. Marie

01:56:53.710 --> 01:56:56.569
Antoinette. Who is that? That's the Queen of

01:56:56.569 --> 01:56:59.170
France before she got her head cut off. Yeah,

01:56:59.210 --> 01:57:02.029
would you bang her? I probably not. I mean, apparently,

01:57:02.250 --> 01:57:10.789
what was it? It was her and King Louis. I heard

01:57:10.789 --> 01:57:13.069
King Louis didn't even sleep with her on their

01:57:13.069 --> 01:57:17.010
wedding night. I heard that he was like, I don't

01:57:17.010 --> 01:57:20.590
like her. I'm not going to take her to my chambers.

01:57:22.890 --> 01:57:26.010
And, like, everybody's like, oh, he's gay. Probably

01:57:26.010 --> 01:57:29.409
ate too much fucking cake. Oh, yeah. Let them

01:57:29.409 --> 01:57:31.590
eat cake. No, fucking Marie Antoinette, she had

01:57:31.590 --> 01:57:37.369
cake. Dude, I, uh... You know, I'm getting married

01:57:37.369 --> 01:57:40.789
in a couple months now, and I'm, uh... I'm looking

01:57:40.789 --> 01:57:42.729
at it and I'm like, dude, I don't know how like

01:57:42.729 --> 01:57:45.149
the people do it. Like, like actually have sex.

01:57:45.229 --> 01:57:46.890
Like I'm like the wedding night because that

01:57:46.890 --> 01:57:49.449
night is so fucking chaotic and like so long.

01:57:49.649 --> 01:57:51.829
I'd be, I'm going to be so tired. I buy the end

01:57:51.829 --> 01:57:54.609
of that. And I'll be like, I guess we got to

01:57:54.609 --> 01:57:56.510
do this because it's our fucking wedding night

01:57:56.510 --> 01:57:59.069
type thing. But I'll be like super tired. It

01:57:59.069 --> 01:58:02.210
won't be good. And I'll be like, just like, ah,

01:58:02.489 --> 01:58:06.069
this is, this is for. just you know consummate

01:58:06.069 --> 01:58:08.409
right consummating the wedding but like it's

01:58:08.409 --> 01:58:10.829
just like just we'll get this done quick and

01:58:10.829 --> 01:58:13.590
we'll go to bed because i'm fucking tired but

01:58:13.590 --> 01:58:15.770
like what if you were like what if it was like

01:58:15.770 --> 01:58:18.569
your first first time dude that would suck even

01:58:18.569 --> 01:58:21.109
more because you're crazy because you're so tired

01:58:21.109 --> 01:58:23.649
you're so fucking exhausted from the whole day

01:58:23.649 --> 01:58:25.970
and then you have to be fucking like oh my god

01:58:25.970 --> 01:58:28.270
this is the first time i'm having sex so fuck

01:58:28.270 --> 01:58:32.890
yeah damn dude that would god People actually

01:58:32.890 --> 01:58:36.170
make it to marriage? Yeah, I couldn't. I didn't

01:58:36.170 --> 01:58:40.069
do it. I failed. Dude, that's like, what do the

01:58:40.069 --> 01:58:42.810
Catholics think about that? It's frowned upon,

01:58:43.069 --> 01:58:46.739
but you know. if you just go ask God for forgiveness,

01:58:46.859 --> 01:58:48.699
he's like, yeah, you're a retard. Go out and

01:58:48.699 --> 01:58:50.520
sin no more and you're still going to do it because

01:58:50.520 --> 01:58:52.039
you're stupid. Yeah, that's the thing. You can

01:58:52.039 --> 01:58:55.899
do anything as long as you ask God for forgiveness,

01:58:56.119 --> 01:58:57.979
you'll be forgiven. Dude, that's why I have such

01:58:57.979 --> 01:59:01.239
a hard time with fucking everything sexual. I

01:59:01.239 --> 01:59:07.979
fucking am like, oh, sorry. You have that Christian

01:59:07.979 --> 01:59:10.180
guilt, bro. Catholic guilt specifically, yeah.

01:59:10.619 --> 01:59:13.880
Well, Catholics are Christian. Yeah, but we're...

01:59:13.880 --> 01:59:17.920
We're just better than everybody. Yeah, they're

01:59:17.920 --> 01:59:21.539
better than other Christians. But I'm just like,

01:59:21.720 --> 01:59:25.779
dude, I just feel like the fucking... The Catholic

01:59:25.779 --> 01:59:28.659
guilt's fucking real because every time I'm like...

01:59:28.659 --> 01:59:35.520
Why did I do that? Yeah. I mean, it's part biological.

01:59:35.920 --> 01:59:40.909
Yeah. In part ingrained guilt. Dude, don't you

01:59:40.909 --> 01:59:45.010
just feel awful five minutes after it, too, a

01:59:45.010 --> 01:59:47.090
lot of times? When you first get done, you're

01:59:47.090 --> 01:59:48.930
like, wow, that was awesome. Then you just sit

01:59:48.930 --> 01:59:51.109
there, and you're just like, what the fuck did

01:59:51.109 --> 01:59:57.569
I do? I will say, yes, but when I am taking Ritalin,

01:59:57.689 --> 02:00:02.210
none. No guilt. No guilt. Nope. Really? Nope.

02:00:02.310 --> 02:00:05.729
And I can go fucking... Five, six times in a

02:00:05.729 --> 02:00:08.390
row. Really? I'm ready to just keep going. I've

02:00:08.390 --> 02:00:11.250
never done it times in a row. I just wasn't able,

02:00:11.310 --> 02:00:13.770
like my body needs to recuperate more. You've

02:00:13.770 --> 02:00:15.350
never, what's the most you've done? We talked

02:00:15.350 --> 02:00:17.569
about this last time, I think. Like in a day?

02:00:17.810 --> 02:00:23.649
Yeah. Like sex or like jerking off? Both. The

02:00:23.649 --> 02:00:26.130
most number of. Because like the most amount

02:00:26.130 --> 02:00:27.789
of sex I've had a day, I think I had sex like

02:00:27.789 --> 02:00:30.710
four or five times in a day. But like the most

02:00:30.710 --> 02:00:32.630
time I jerked off, I think it was eight. Yeah,

02:00:32.649 --> 02:00:35.609
that seems to be everybody's upper limit. It's

02:00:35.609 --> 02:00:37.649
about eight, but we were talking about that one

02:00:37.649 --> 02:00:39.750
kid. Were you here for that? Yeah, what was it?

02:00:39.750 --> 02:00:42.310
He jerked off like 30 times a day. 30 times or

02:00:42.310 --> 02:00:46.029
some shit? He's like, I feel terrible. It's like,

02:00:46.130 --> 02:00:48.510
yeah, you feel terrible, bro. Jerking off 30

02:00:48.510 --> 02:00:51.390
times a day. That's more than once an hour. Right,

02:00:51.550 --> 02:00:54.329
yeah. I guarantee you he didn't stay up for 24

02:00:54.329 --> 02:00:57.789
hours. No, so he was getting in double hours.

02:00:59.880 --> 02:01:03.420
God damn. I don't know. I don't know. Like, I

02:01:03.420 --> 02:01:05.680
don't even think it would feel good. Like by

02:01:05.680 --> 02:01:07.560
the time I was like doing, like when I got to

02:01:07.560 --> 02:01:09.819
my max of like eight in a day, I'm like, what

02:01:09.819 --> 02:01:12.359
the fuck am I doing? Right. You're like, I gotta

02:01:12.359 --> 02:01:14.460
go to church or something. I gotta, I gotta take

02:01:14.460 --> 02:01:16.819
a shower and wash off this filth. Like I can

02:01:16.819 --> 02:01:18.739
do it like two or three times a day and like

02:01:18.739 --> 02:01:22.039
feel shitty, but like still be like, I don't

02:01:22.039 --> 02:01:25.250
know. I was feeling crazy today type thing. But

02:01:25.250 --> 02:01:29.010
you get above that, you're pushing it. Yeah,

02:01:29.010 --> 02:01:33.090
it's not a good way to live. Because there's

02:01:33.090 --> 02:01:35.149
some days when you're just like, I'm home alone

02:01:35.149 --> 02:01:38.250
and there's nothing. And I'm like, I'll jerk

02:01:38.250 --> 02:01:41.909
off like three times today. But then that day

02:01:41.909 --> 02:01:44.680
you're like, dude, all I did was sit home. I

02:01:44.680 --> 02:01:46.680
jerked off and I played video games for fucking

02:01:46.680 --> 02:01:49.119
eight hours. That's the worst feeling. And then

02:01:49.119 --> 02:01:51.819
on top of that, to polish that off, if you ate

02:01:51.819 --> 02:01:54.119
like junk food, like if you're eating pizza and

02:01:54.119 --> 02:01:57.539
ice cream, dude, that's the trifecta pizza, ice

02:01:57.539 --> 02:02:00.100
cream, video games, jerking off. You feel like

02:02:00.100 --> 02:02:01.800
that's a recipe. You feel like absolute shit.

02:02:01.859 --> 02:02:03.800
That's your, that's like, that's like rock bottom

02:02:03.800 --> 02:02:06.060
for men. Yeah. Like I feel like rock bottom for

02:02:06.060 --> 02:02:08.850
men. It's just like. I jerked off four times

02:02:08.850 --> 02:02:11.529
today. I ate a fucking whole pizza. I played

02:02:11.529 --> 02:02:13.510
video games for eight hours and I literally did

02:02:13.510 --> 02:02:15.750
nothing. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like looking

02:02:15.750 --> 02:02:17.109
at yourself in the mirror and you're just like,

02:02:17.130 --> 02:02:20.750
you disgust me. You're a fucking disgrace. You're

02:02:20.750 --> 02:02:23.289
like still in your pajamas all day. And it's

02:02:23.289 --> 02:02:25.569
like, dude, you need like those three things

02:02:25.569 --> 02:02:28.800
need to be in like order. Like you can have one

02:02:28.800 --> 02:02:30.720
of the pillars fall and still have be having

02:02:30.720 --> 02:02:33.119
a really good day. Right. But once two of the

02:02:33.119 --> 02:02:36.159
pillars go down, I'm still eating healthy. Right.

02:02:36.239 --> 02:02:38.920
I'm not eating that bad, but I jerked off and,

02:02:38.939 --> 02:02:41.680
uh, play video games all day. Right. It's a pretty,

02:02:41.779 --> 02:02:45.000
eh, that's not the best day. Right. But if all

02:02:45.000 --> 02:02:47.399
three pillars fall, you're just in fucking depression

02:02:47.399 --> 02:02:50.000
mode. Like, dude, I fucking feel awful for like

02:02:50.000 --> 02:02:53.130
a month after that. Yeah. I remember one day

02:02:53.130 --> 02:02:55.510
I had my favorite foods, homemade mac and cheese.

02:02:55.750 --> 02:02:59.270
We know this, Tyler. Dude, I ate like fucking

02:02:59.270 --> 02:03:02.829
four bowls of it. I jerked off three times that

02:03:02.829 --> 02:03:05.890
day. You ever jerk off into mac and cheese? No.

02:03:05.989 --> 02:03:09.090
You ever fuck a bowl of mac and cheese? And then

02:03:09.090 --> 02:03:12.409
I jerked off three or four times. And then I

02:03:12.409 --> 02:03:16.890
just played fucking Minecraft for 12 hours. Dude,

02:03:16.909 --> 02:03:19.170
you're living like a fucking 14 -year -old boy.

02:03:21.710 --> 02:03:25.069
He's living like a king. I'm not saying that

02:03:25.069 --> 02:03:27.390
was recent. I'm just saying I've done that before.

02:03:27.649 --> 02:03:29.829
And the rest of that month, I'm just like, I

02:03:29.829 --> 02:03:33.149
can never. lived like that. That's like, that's

02:03:33.149 --> 02:03:35.210
like rock bottom. Like, you know, you're in a

02:03:35.210 --> 02:03:37.590
depressive spiral. If that was your day. Yeah.

02:03:37.710 --> 02:03:39.810
Like, like you're like, that was the worst day

02:03:39.810 --> 02:03:42.510
I've had in a while. Yeah. Like I vividly remember

02:03:42.510 --> 02:03:45.119
that day. Cause I was just like. I was fucking

02:03:45.119 --> 02:03:47.619
depressed as shit. Like I was just like, it was

02:03:47.619 --> 02:03:49.600
like one of those days where like you don't even

02:03:49.600 --> 02:03:51.399
want to get out of bed, but you just kind of

02:03:51.399 --> 02:03:53.180
force yourself to, but you're not going to do

02:03:53.180 --> 02:03:55.939
anything else. So I just fucking had a shit ton

02:03:55.939 --> 02:03:57.800
of Mac and cheese jerked off a bunch of times

02:03:57.800 --> 02:04:00.859
and played fucking Minecraft. And I'm like, dude,

02:04:00.859 --> 02:04:02.579
well, dude, at least you're not playing flight

02:04:02.579 --> 02:04:05.439
simulator. Yeah. You know, but then you got all

02:04:05.439 --> 02:04:08.260
those passengers relying on you. And then when

02:04:08.260 --> 02:04:10.720
you woke up, I woke up the next day and I'm like,

02:04:11.130 --> 02:04:15.689
So yesterday was a bad day. Yeah. I'm going to

02:04:15.689 --> 02:04:18.909
not do that today. I had one of those days recently,

02:04:19.010 --> 02:04:22.069
actually. I'd say it was like two weeks ago.

02:04:22.850 --> 02:04:25.329
It was just like, because I think I had taken

02:04:25.329 --> 02:04:29.689
Ritalin. And dude, Ritalin just sends my libido

02:04:29.689 --> 02:04:33.289
through the fucking roof. And it's just like,

02:04:33.310 --> 02:04:36.109
I can just keep going, dude. Keep going. Yeah.

02:04:36.649 --> 02:04:39.090
You got a prescription for that for like ADHD?

02:04:39.550 --> 02:04:42.210
Yeah, I do. Damn. Can we try it on the podcast?

02:04:42.449 --> 02:04:47.090
No, absolutely not. Definitely not. You don't

02:04:47.090 --> 02:04:50.109
want to do it on the podcast? No. Oh, I'll do

02:04:50.109 --> 02:04:52.210
it. I have done it on the podcast. Oh, really?

02:04:52.350 --> 02:04:55.670
Yeah, because I would use it at work all the

02:04:55.670 --> 02:04:58.460
time. It's the only way I could sit still. That's

02:04:58.460 --> 02:04:59.960
the thing. I think I need to get like another

02:04:59.960 --> 02:05:03.680
prescription for ADHD meds for my fucking office.

02:05:04.020 --> 02:05:05.899
Yeah. Because I feel like if I'm fucking cracked

02:05:05.899 --> 02:05:07.939
out on fucking amphetamines, I'll be fucking

02:05:07.939 --> 02:05:09.939
way better in the office. Dude, we could just

02:05:09.939 --> 02:05:12.739
all do Ritalin and just do like a five -hour

02:05:12.739 --> 02:05:14.979
podcast. Is Ritalin fucking, is Ritalin considered

02:05:14.979 --> 02:05:18.699
amphetamine? No. Nope. It's closer to, like,

02:05:18.760 --> 02:05:20.659
I don't even want to say it's closer to cocaine.

02:05:21.060 --> 02:05:23.460
The mechanism is closer to cocaine, but it's

02:05:23.460 --> 02:05:26.119
not even close to cocaine. What is it? Methylphenidate.

02:05:26.319 --> 02:05:31.659
Yeah. So it's kind of, yeah. I love that they

02:05:31.659 --> 02:05:34.079
prescribed me pretty much medical grade meth

02:05:34.079 --> 02:05:36.460
when I was a child. Yeah. Like, they're just

02:05:36.460 --> 02:05:38.600
like, hey, take this. And I'm like, what is this?

02:05:38.619 --> 02:05:41.760
Like, synthetic meth? I'm like, meth is already

02:05:41.760 --> 02:05:47.890
synthetic. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know. Some

02:05:47.890 --> 02:05:50.909
doctors say it's like fine. It really helps them

02:05:50.909 --> 02:05:54.029
like helps people not be mediocre. That would

02:05:54.029 --> 02:05:55.710
otherwise be mediocre. You know what I mean?

02:05:55.710 --> 02:05:57.670
But there's a lot of side effects, but there's

02:05:57.670 --> 02:06:00.210
like, Hey kid, you're a little hyper here. Take

02:06:00.210 --> 02:06:04.689
this fucking mess. Yeah. Yeah. It's, I don't

02:06:04.689 --> 02:06:06.390
know, dude, but they say like on brain scans

02:06:06.390 --> 02:06:09.050
and stuff like kids who need it, it can really

02:06:09.050 --> 02:06:11.909
help them, but there's no such thing as a free

02:06:11.909 --> 02:06:14.130
lunch. It helped me significantly, but I felt

02:06:14.130 --> 02:06:16.449
like I was a fucking robot. Yeah. Yeah. I think

02:06:16.449 --> 02:06:17.970
I've said this before on the podcast, probably

02:06:17.970 --> 02:06:20.489
like a hundred times, but like I, when I took

02:06:20.489 --> 02:06:22.930
a focal in, which is like the synthetic version

02:06:22.930 --> 02:06:27.590
of Adderall, um, when I took focal in, I literally

02:06:27.590 --> 02:06:29.729
felt like the best way to describe it as normal

02:06:29.729 --> 02:06:31.289
SpongeBob. You ever see that episode where he's

02:06:31.289 --> 02:06:33.710
like, hi, how are you? Oh yeah. Yeah. Like I

02:06:33.710 --> 02:06:36.090
felt like that when I was on focal in, like it

02:06:36.090 --> 02:06:39.369
felt like I was a cage being inside my head and

02:06:39.369 --> 02:06:42.970
my fucking outward thing was, hi, how are you?

02:06:43.289 --> 02:06:45.710
wonderful weather we're having. All right. See

02:06:45.710 --> 02:06:50.109
you later. And I just couldn't, I couldn't do

02:06:50.109 --> 02:06:53.289
it. I hated it. Yeah. And like, dude, it, it

02:06:53.289 --> 02:06:55.850
picks you up and it drops you off. Yeah. Also,

02:06:55.890 --> 02:06:59.010
I didn't eat at all. Like that was another thing

02:06:59.010 --> 02:07:01.609
when I was on fucking Falkland, didn't eat for

02:07:01.609 --> 02:07:03.810
like weeks. Right. Like, like I would have like

02:07:03.810 --> 02:07:06.189
a fucking snack here and there, but I just genuinely

02:07:06.189 --> 02:07:09.130
wasn't hungry. Like I would be fucking starving

02:07:09.130 --> 02:07:12.880
if I wasn't on something. At that point. But

02:07:12.880 --> 02:07:15.760
then I would just be like, I'm not hungry. I'm

02:07:15.760 --> 02:07:18.520
not hungry at all. Like I can fucking not eat

02:07:18.520 --> 02:07:21.760
like at all. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah. But

02:07:21.760 --> 02:07:24.439
like the thing was, I was fucking so skinny when

02:07:24.439 --> 02:07:26.539
I was on that. But it wasn't a healthy skinny.

02:07:26.659 --> 02:07:28.340
It was just because I just wasn't eating. But

02:07:28.340 --> 02:07:29.720
it wasn't even because of an eating disorder.

02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:32.739
Just I wasn't hungry. Right. And I would forget

02:07:32.739 --> 02:07:36.590
to eat. Like. You could eat. It was like one

02:07:36.590 --> 02:07:38.409
of those things where like, oh, I can eat, but

02:07:38.409 --> 02:07:40.069
like you just genuinely forget to eat because

02:07:40.069 --> 02:07:42.449
you don't have like the physical sensation of

02:07:42.449 --> 02:07:45.109
being hungry type thing. And I'm like, and then

02:07:45.109 --> 02:07:47.470
also if you got fucking like the Adderall or

02:07:47.470 --> 02:07:49.750
synthetic Adderall, which is Focalin, like it's

02:07:49.750 --> 02:07:53.029
just like your fucking metabolism is going fucking

02:07:53.029 --> 02:07:55.949
like crazy. So when you're doing that, you're

02:07:55.949 --> 02:07:58.909
like, wow, I fucking lost like fucking 14 pounds

02:07:58.909 --> 02:08:03.800
in like two weeks. Yeah, it didn't. For me, it

02:08:03.800 --> 02:08:06.640
didn't have like crazy, uh, weight loss effects.

02:08:06.899 --> 02:08:09.060
But I mean, you're already a skinny guy as it

02:08:09.060 --> 02:08:12.899
is. Yeah. It didn't, it didn't, um, I didn't

02:08:12.899 --> 02:08:14.800
really know. I mean, maybe the first couple of

02:08:14.800 --> 02:08:18.420
weeks on it, I noticed that, you know, but after

02:08:18.420 --> 02:08:20.779
that it wasn't really, I just, it just genuinely

02:08:20.779 --> 02:08:22.659
didn't make me hungry. And like, that was my

02:08:22.659 --> 02:08:24.319
biggest thing is that like, I just get hungry

02:08:24.319 --> 02:08:28.439
a lot and like, I just eat like bullshit. But

02:08:28.439 --> 02:08:30.319
like when I'm not hungry, I'm like, oh, I don't

02:08:30.319 --> 02:08:32.119
want a snack. I don't want to, I don't want a

02:08:32.119 --> 02:08:34.680
soda. I just want to just sit here. Yeah. Cause

02:08:34.680 --> 02:08:37.159
it's like, you're like seeking like stimulation

02:08:37.159 --> 02:08:40.000
and you're already stimulated. Yep. Like, so

02:08:40.000 --> 02:08:43.039
like normally like the way I describe it is it

02:08:43.039 --> 02:08:45.880
feels like there's like a hole, right? And it

02:08:45.880 --> 02:08:48.260
needs to be filled with something like, say I

02:08:48.260 --> 02:08:50.640
have a task I'm supposed to do. I'm like, I gotta

02:08:50.640 --> 02:08:53.880
like clean up in my office. I gotta like do all

02:08:53.880 --> 02:08:55.760
these other things. I gotta eat some food. I

02:08:55.760 --> 02:08:59.460
gotta. you know, exercise, like go for run, like

02:08:59.460 --> 02:09:02.140
do something. I gotta do stuff. Right. I gotta

02:09:02.140 --> 02:09:04.939
check my phone like to fill in that void. Yeah.

02:09:04.979 --> 02:09:08.479
Right. But then when you take, for me, when you

02:09:08.479 --> 02:09:10.979
take Ritalin, it like fills that in a little

02:09:10.979 --> 02:09:14.140
bit. So there's not that constant need for something.

02:09:14.199 --> 02:09:16.520
Yeah. You're already, it brings you up to base,

02:09:16.539 --> 02:09:18.659
like to baseline where you should be. So you're

02:09:18.659 --> 02:09:20.619
not trying to like cram all this shit into that

02:09:20.619 --> 02:09:25.920
hole to fill it. Um, and also like, when you're

02:09:25.920 --> 02:09:28.920
like properly, it gives me like, it makes me

02:09:28.920 --> 02:09:31.880
kind of anxious, which is like kind of how stimulants

02:09:31.880 --> 02:09:35.079
work. Right. You kind of want that, but I try

02:09:35.079 --> 02:09:37.680
to take it away from when I have to talk to people

02:09:37.680 --> 02:09:40.340
because it makes it really hard to communicate

02:09:40.340 --> 02:09:44.819
because I lose some of that natural spontaneity.

02:09:45.199 --> 02:09:47.420
Kind of like what you're saying makes you like

02:09:47.420 --> 02:09:51.039
normal SpongeBob. Right. So like, I don't have

02:09:51.039 --> 02:09:53.770
like a lot to say. because it like narrows my

02:09:53.770 --> 02:09:56.970
mind it focuses it basically so like you can

02:09:56.970 --> 02:10:00.770
say like you know having kind of like uh not

02:10:00.770 --> 02:10:04.609
scatterbrain but an adhd kind of brain can be

02:10:04.609 --> 02:10:07.329
a benefit yeah it's a it's a it's a blessing

02:10:07.329 --> 02:10:09.670
and a curse the same time for creativity it's

02:10:09.670 --> 02:10:11.810
great yeah for sitting down at a desk it's terrible

02:10:11.810 --> 02:10:14.890
oh yeah like but when i was on it i was a fucking

02:10:14.890 --> 02:10:17.029
like straight a student as soon as i stopped

02:10:17.029 --> 02:10:19.729
taking it i went back down the seas yeah but

02:10:19.729 --> 02:10:22.329
like i couldn't I, I've always been an artist.

02:10:22.409 --> 02:10:24.390
Like I, that's just what I do. I like being an

02:10:24.390 --> 02:10:26.529
artist when I was on it. I couldn't do paintings.

02:10:26.789 --> 02:10:29.550
Right. Like, like nullifies like a creative side

02:10:29.550 --> 02:10:31.109
of my brain. Exactly what I'm talking about.

02:10:31.189 --> 02:10:34.449
Yeah. Yeah. Like, cause you know, you want like

02:10:34.449 --> 02:10:36.130
some of that ridiculousness and conversation.

02:10:36.350 --> 02:10:38.329
Yeah. Right. Like you have, and you don't want

02:10:38.329 --> 02:10:40.449
to put that fire out, but you might want to put

02:10:40.449 --> 02:10:42.890
that out to sit down at a desk for a little bit.

02:10:42.890 --> 02:10:45.689
Yeah. You know, and it can, it can be helpful

02:10:45.689 --> 02:10:47.960
for that. And like when I'm painting, like I

02:10:47.960 --> 02:10:50.020
just I don't even fucking think about what I'm

02:10:50.020 --> 02:10:52.579
painting. I just paint whatever comes type thing.

02:10:52.819 --> 02:10:55.079
And that's why my paintings just kind of end

02:10:55.079 --> 02:10:57.699
up being what they are. But like when I'm not

02:10:57.699 --> 02:11:00.100
when I'm on a fucking like fucking Ritalin or

02:11:00.100 --> 02:11:04.920
some shit, I'm just like, hmm. Yeah. I want to

02:11:04.920 --> 02:11:07.539
paint this and I paint like one thing on it and

02:11:07.539 --> 02:11:11.939
I'm like. Right. Yeah, because all those like

02:11:11.939 --> 02:11:15.329
neurons firing like quiets them. Yeah. You know,

02:11:15.329 --> 02:11:17.750
and that's where, see, it's like, you can't really

02:11:17.750 --> 02:11:20.550
have, you don't really see too often people that

02:11:20.550 --> 02:11:26.010
are like really organized and like intelligent

02:11:26.010 --> 02:11:29.149
and they have a lot of creativity. Those things

02:11:29.149 --> 02:11:31.310
usually do not go, they don't go hand in hand.

02:11:31.369 --> 02:11:35.579
No, I, I. So I have a problem, like, specifically,

02:11:35.579 --> 02:11:38.119
I don't know if this is just a me thing, an ADHD

02:11:38.119 --> 02:11:41.119
thing, or just, like, a general, like, thing

02:11:41.119 --> 02:11:43.460
that most people have, but if I'm in complete

02:11:43.460 --> 02:11:46.279
silence, I start going fucking insane. Like,

02:11:46.319 --> 02:11:48.359
if it's too quiet and there's not, like, a fucking,

02:11:48.420 --> 02:11:51.680
like, humming or, like, something, like, a washing

02:11:51.680 --> 02:11:53.939
machine going on or something, if it's, like,

02:11:54.020 --> 02:11:56.460
dead silent, I start fucking hallucinating sounds.

02:11:56.899 --> 02:11:59.810
Wow. Like, I start being, like... Like I start

02:11:59.810 --> 02:12:01.869
freaking out and like start just hearing people

02:12:01.869 --> 02:12:04.970
talking in my ears and shit. I feel like most

02:12:04.970 --> 02:12:07.010
people do. Like there's actually a room that

02:12:07.010 --> 02:12:10.270
is no like sound reflects off the walls. And

02:12:10.270 --> 02:12:12.109
it just starts making people hallucinate. Yeah,

02:12:12.210 --> 02:12:14.409
so you're like there's no sound in this room

02:12:14.409 --> 02:12:17.510
that they've created. And so you like just start

02:12:17.510 --> 02:12:20.869
hallucinating. Yeah, it's a fucking wild thing

02:12:20.869 --> 02:12:22.890
that you just fucking start hallucinating out

02:12:22.890 --> 02:12:26.720
of nowhere. damn it just like because i i think

02:12:26.720 --> 02:12:30.140
the absence of sound is a really because humans

02:12:30.140 --> 02:12:32.500
aren't supposed to get an absence of sound like

02:12:32.500 --> 02:12:34.619
there's always supposed to be something like

02:12:34.619 --> 02:12:37.479
you when in nature there's always some sort of

02:12:37.479 --> 02:12:39.819
sound and when it's quiet in nature you know

02:12:39.819 --> 02:12:42.560
something's fucked up yeah no offense ollie mack

02:12:42.560 --> 02:12:46.859
but like if like you're in nature and there's

02:12:46.859 --> 02:12:49.359
no sound there's a predator around or something

02:12:49.359 --> 02:12:52.020
threatening is around you because everything

02:12:52.020 --> 02:12:55.399
got quiet. Right. And like, I think that's another

02:12:55.399 --> 02:12:57.479
reason why people get paranoid or me specifically.

02:12:57.479 --> 02:13:00.159
I get paranoid when it's quiet because I'm like,

02:13:00.199 --> 02:13:02.479
something's going to happen. Something's threatening

02:13:02.479 --> 02:13:05.119
me currently because like you're supposed to

02:13:05.119 --> 02:13:07.699
take in all of your surroundings type thing.

02:13:07.779 --> 02:13:11.960
So in my house, 24 seven without fail, I have

02:13:11.960 --> 02:13:13.859
a white noise machine just going on. Really?

02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:17.260
Just. It sounds like a fucking air conditioner

02:13:17.260 --> 02:13:19.600
in a fucking hotel room. Is it like on your phone?

02:13:20.199 --> 02:13:23.340
I have a white noise machine under my bed. Oh,

02:13:23.359 --> 02:13:26.340
shit. Yeah. It helps me sleep so much. That's

02:13:26.340 --> 02:13:29.579
pretty cool. Yeah. And it gets to the point where

02:13:29.579 --> 02:13:31.819
my fiance was like, what the fuck is this? And

02:13:31.819 --> 02:13:33.920
I'm like, it's my white noise machine. When we

02:13:33.920 --> 02:13:35.880
moved in together. Pretty soon, you're not going

02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:38.720
to have to worry. I mean, the sound of Iran dropping

02:13:38.720 --> 02:13:41.500
bombs is going to be pretty loud. Dude, I heard

02:13:41.500 --> 02:13:44.050
this. I listened to an interview with Tucker

02:13:44.050 --> 02:13:46.350
Carlson and the president. Did you hear that

02:13:46.350 --> 02:13:49.590
he's fucking, like, he's sponsored by Zinn. Oh,

02:13:49.590 --> 02:13:55.750
Tucker, yeah. Tucker Carlson, yeah. Yeah. He

02:13:55.750 --> 02:13:58.409
said that they don't want to fuck with the U

02:13:58.409 --> 02:14:01.890
.S. The president of Iran said that they're not

02:14:01.890 --> 02:14:03.989
looking for trouble with the U .S. Why would

02:14:03.989 --> 02:14:06.189
you be? You're going to get fucking pee -pee

02:14:06.189 --> 02:14:08.310
smacked. So they don't have, like, any plans

02:14:08.310 --> 02:14:10.970
to do anything. They're like, no, we're good.

02:14:11.740 --> 02:14:13.159
They're like, we're just going to try and get

02:14:13.159 --> 02:14:15.119
our nuclear power plant up and running again.

02:14:15.779 --> 02:14:18.460
Yeah, because they know they're fucked now. Yeah,

02:14:18.460 --> 02:14:19.859
they're like, we don't know how much damage there

02:14:19.859 --> 02:14:21.039
is to it. We don't know if we're going to ever

02:14:21.039 --> 02:14:29.300
use it again. But yeah. Yeah. Well, that was

02:14:29.300 --> 02:14:32.739
an awkward silence. I'm exhausted. I got a lot

02:14:32.739 --> 02:14:34.420
of unemployment stuff to do tomorrow. All right.

02:14:34.479 --> 02:14:39.439
Dan, have you heard of Entity 23? The unapproachable

02:14:39.439 --> 02:14:44.800
horse? Entity 23 takes the appearance of a dark

02:14:44.800 --> 02:14:48.800
brown horse of unknown age and gender. The Entity

02:14:48.800 --> 02:14:51.880
has been cited on a variety of levels, but it's

02:14:51.880 --> 02:14:54.180
commonly seen on levels that take the appearance

02:14:54.180 --> 02:14:58.579
of natural spaces, such as... forests and fields.

02:14:59.779 --> 02:15:08.079
Damn damn. Anyway, I say next time let's let's

02:15:08.079 --> 02:15:10.699
take some calls. Yeah, all right. We'll open

02:15:10.699 --> 02:15:13.619
up the lines, the wild card. I just want to tell

02:15:13.619 --> 02:15:16.300
you that do's and don'ts stand do if you if you

02:15:16.300 --> 02:15:19.359
ever see a unapproachable horse, do be prepared

02:15:19.359 --> 02:15:25.039
for spatial displacement. Casey, I'm Don't attempt

02:15:25.039 --> 02:15:28.600
to approach strained horses, Dan. Jesus Christ.

02:15:29.460 --> 02:15:32.520
All right, if you like this podcast, email us.

02:15:32.539 --> 02:15:34.939
Or if you don't like it. Or if you fucking hate

02:15:34.939 --> 02:15:38.520
it. If you've ever been in the back rooms, like

02:15:38.520 --> 02:15:42.180
us on Facebook, and as always, be kind to yourselves.

02:15:43.380 --> 02:15:48.659
And each other. We out. Fuck off. Yeah, you sounded

02:15:48.659 --> 02:15:52.250
just like Ali Mack. For all we know, robots have

02:15:52.250 --> 02:15:54.649
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.

02:15:54.649 --> 02:15:58.289
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg

02:15:58.289 --> 02:16:03.569
or a robot? You think we were the first ones

02:16:03.569 --> 02:16:09.789
to inhabit this planet? No, no, we are jumping

02:16:09.789 --> 02:16:13.630
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

02:16:13.630 --> 02:16:15.989
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

02:16:17.470 --> 02:16:20.789
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramid

02:16:20.789 --> 02:16:23.369
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

02:16:23.369 --> 02:16:24.850
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

02:16:24.850 --> 02:16:28.470
and become ghosts? They're killing all the already

02:16:28.470 --> 02:16:31.289
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens

02:16:31.289 --> 02:16:36.729
exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, there

02:16:36.729 --> 02:16:39.690
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10

02:16:39.690 --> 02:16:42.889
feet tall. Oh my god. Okay, so if they come from

02:16:42.889 --> 02:16:46.750
our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.

02:16:46.750 --> 02:17:17.489
They are aliens. while holding their pulse, feel

02:17:17.489 --> 02:17:20.709
them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump,

02:17:20.770 --> 02:17:24.049
bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've

02:17:24.049 --> 02:17:26.629
seen it happen. I think that the government has

02:17:26.629 --> 02:17:33.610
taken it to the next level with the birds. They

02:17:33.610 --> 02:17:36.030
know what birds are going to cross paths with

02:17:36.030 --> 02:17:38.309
you that you are going to be able to raise and

02:17:38.309 --> 02:17:40.489
they are going to make them so fucking real.

02:17:40.549 --> 02:17:42.010
They're going to sink money into them because

02:17:42.010 --> 02:17:47.680
they know that if you put that motherfucker Cut

02:17:47.680 --> 02:17:49.719
it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry,

02:17:49.739 --> 02:17:52.059
but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely

02:17:52.059 --> 02:17:55.540
invaluable. Which, by the way, big brother, is

02:17:55.540 --> 02:18:36.379
the Overlord. Here we go. It's an actual Nazi

02:18:36.379 --> 02:18:39.760
collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's

02:18:39.760 --> 02:18:40.899
fucking real, okay?