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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens if tomorrow all the things were

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gone i'd work for all my life and i had to start

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again with just my children and my wife i thank

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my lucky stars to be living here today cause

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the flag still stands for freedom and they can't

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take that away Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode

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111. It's the Freedom episode, 4th of July. Give

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that right to me and I can't stand it. This song

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gives me the chills, Daniel. I can't hear the

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song. What a song. When we got the Freedom episode,

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I'm... Casey and Dan here. We recorded an episode

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like eight years ago of Ambulance Sessions podcast

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that we're going to play after this intro. And

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yeah, it was a long time ago, Dan. Yeah, man.

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What a throwback this is going to be. I don't

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know if all the stuff in this episode is safe.

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Oh, God, we got to apologize in advance. This

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is going to be bad. This is going to be like

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the canceled episode. Dude, you said you were

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editing it or you were listening to it again.

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It was pretty rough. Yeah, I mean, so the stuff

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that we talked about in the episode, I wanted

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to ask you about and see if your opinion changed,

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actually, because, you know, we were talking

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about. We were watching the amazing racist videos.

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And I don't know. I was like quoting South Park,

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but I don't know. South Park gets away with it,

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don't they? Yeah. What'd you say, Casey? I was

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quoting Cartman, let's say. What did Cartman

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say? I'll let my 22 -year -old self say that

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when you listen to it. You were 22. Yeah. How

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old are you now? 30? Yeah. Wow, man. That's wild.

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That is eight years ago it was? Yeah, 2017. Dude,

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that feels like it was four years ago. I know.

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It fucking feels like yesterday, but we were

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talking about, well, first I asked you. What

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do you think freedom means? What do I think it

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means? Yeah, yeah. Are you asking me again to

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see if my opinion has changed? I think freedom

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is the ability to do what you want, when you

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want, so long as it doesn't hurt other people.

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I like that. I forgot what you said, but... Yeah,

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now I'm interested to know what I said. I said,

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like, freedom is, like, the freedom to go out

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and eat whatever I want and, like, give myself

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diabetes and heart disease and fucking, you know,

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drink myself to death. That's freedom. That's

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America. No protecting people from themselves.

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It is freedom until we have... universal health

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care but freedom isn't free is it no it definitely

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comes at a cost like kyle was talking about in

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the group chat just just now how he was a truck

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uh truck driver picking up the garbage and like

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these fucking two crack whores are just like

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licking each other's pussy and he's like it's

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five in the morning like how come you're out

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here you know getting high off your ass and fucking

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doing lesbian scissoring and i'm spending like

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12 hours a day picking up the garbage like middle

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class and you're you know at the bottom just

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doing that right that is that is freedom man

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and i i think uh i was saying in the chat i think

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we're gonna have to um we're gonna have to do

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an episode where we go out and try and find these

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women just maybe do it maybe do an interview

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sir You know why I pulled you over? Oh, we just

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do an episode for a podcast. What's the name

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of the podcast? We weren't offering them money.

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We just wanted to know a little bit about them.

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It's called the Untitled Podcast. Yeah. A podcast

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that still doesn't have a name. Dan, what do

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you think it'd be? What's that? No, go ahead.

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I'm sorry. I was going to say, what do you think

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it means to be an American? If you live in America,

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does that make you an American? If you just came

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over here from Iran? Or is it like someone has

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to be born to America to be American? I think

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if you have citizenship, you're an American.

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It doesn't matter. So you would say, if you have

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citizenship, you're an American. Yeah. So you

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would agree that people that can't speak English

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could be American? Definitely. I don't know why

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I would never say that they couldn't be. Because

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isn't the test to become a citizen in English?

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Yeah, but it doesn't mean you have to speak English.

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But how do you take the test? Yeah, but there's

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people that, say somebody was born here, and

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say they were in a community that was like...

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like completely one nationality and they had

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no reason to speak english right like what if

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you're in a chinese community in the united states

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you were born here but you never you never learned

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english right right so it has nothing to do with

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your citizenship bob just isn't it hard like

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how do you physically Pass the test if you can't

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read the words on the test. Well, you don't have

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to take a citizenship test if you were born here.

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But yeah, I would say if you came over and became

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a citizen, wouldn't you have to learn English

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in order to take the test? Yeah, you would. If

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you go that route. If you're not a natural born

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citizen, yeah, then you've got to learn English.

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Dude, look, it's not all fair, right? Like, if

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I want to get my Greek citizenship, I can get

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it just because my grandma and my mom were citizens,

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right? My grandma was Greek, so I have a provable

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bloodline to Greece. And I can get my citizenship

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just on that alone. But if I didn't have that,

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if I was somebody coming from another country

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that wanted my Greek citizenship, I would have

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to learn. greek i would have to have a job they

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have all these criteria you have to meet if if

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you're just somebody off the street with no connection

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to greece yeah i mean obviously they want you

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to be able to live there and know what the is

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going on and be able to speak the language right

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but there's a back door for people like me to

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have citizenship so You know, it's the same thing

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with somebody who was born here. You're just,

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that's it. You have, no matter what, you have

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your citizenship. Right. Yeah, so who do you

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think this land belongs to? Like, does it belong

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to the natives? Does it belong to Europeans?

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Does it belong to everybody? The natives are

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like... They're kind of like construction workers

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that go in and get everything prepped ahead of

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time. You know, they go in and they learn the

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wild animals. They learn, you know, the grizzly

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bears and the mountain lions and they learn how

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to fight them. And, you know, they have they

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have trails that they make and paths. And, you

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know, we just we came up and. said thanks for

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all your hard work and then we started putting

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our roads in you know and we actually we keep

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the names if you look at the names around here

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oh yeah we keep the names we keep the names we

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killed like fucking two million of them keep

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the names though yeah yeah they did all the work

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for us so we just step in and uh take over you

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know i'd love to be fucking you know shot in

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my face and then have my name put up on my house

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you know i don't think it was I don't think it

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was like that, dude. You don't think it was like

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that? No, no. You ever hear the Trail of Tears?

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All right, bro, but here's the thing, all right?

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Listen. Listen to me, Casey, all right? There's

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good and bad people from all nationalities, right?

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So when we say, oh, the natives, it's like, dude,

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that's like saying any other race. or nationality

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that's like saying oh the italians or you know

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the swedes or the germans it's like dude there's

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good and bad people in that entire group yeah

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i agree yeah there's people there's people that

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the swedes right there's people in sweden that

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the swedes say hey these are bad people like

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yes there are citizens but we're putting them

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in jail for life right so you can't just like

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a blanket statement like oh the natives were

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all good and all bad like there was some some

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vicious native americans yeah i would just like

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kill you if you didn't kill them first they would

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kill you so it's like yeah it sounds terrible

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like but i mean dude go to the hood right just

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go to the hood and see how bad it is see how

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violent people are i know the worst part of the

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hood now imagine people that live in the woods

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and wear wine cloths And like literally have

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to like kill shit and drag it home. Like it's

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10 times worse than the hood. You know, at least

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in the hood, it's like, it's like they speak

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the same language. Right. Sort of. Right. So

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imagine stepping into the woods and they're,

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they're chucking spears and wearing one claws

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and they don't even speak remotely the same language.

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It's like, and they just want to kill anything.

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That's not them. It's like, dude, it's pretty

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bad, man. It's not, these weren't just like friendly

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people that were like picking up trash, like

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trying to keep the woods clean. It's like, these

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are like, these are pretty vicious people. A

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lot of them, not all of them. Well, do you think

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most of them, do you think Teddy Roosevelt was

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a good person? Cause he was responsible for the

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trail of tears. Um, let me ask chat TV team.

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Stand by. I have no original thoughts anymore.

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Yeah, I know, right? Was Teddy Roosevelt a good

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guy? Let's see. He was complex. That's the most

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politically correct answer I've ever heard. Let's

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see. He had some problematic racial attitudes.

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According to ChatGPT. Problematic racial attitudes.

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Is there an unproblematic racial attitude? Dude,

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that's a good way to put it. I'm going to say

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that. You're not racist. You just have a problematic

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racial attitude. Let's see. It says if you like

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guys who get things done and leave a legacy,

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he's fascinating. Just don't put him on a pedestal

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without knowing the full picture. Yeah, so I'd

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say he's good. He's a good dude. I mean, there's

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good people, I don't know, you know, good people

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and bad people of every, like, race, but it's

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like there's good cops and bad cops. There's

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good criminals and bad criminals. Right, and

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people just like to throw things into baskets,

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right? And just, they like to organize things

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in their brain and classify things, and it's

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not that easy. It's like, dude, you, I guarantee

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if you were back in the day, like during the

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trail of tears time, maybe I should just stop

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talking. You know what? No, this, this, this

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episode is already going to get worse already.

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So just be prepared. Had you been there? Have

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I been on the trail of tears? Had you been like

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there around that time? You might've thought

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a little differently and you might even have.

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You might even have been, you know, chewing some

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tobacco and saying these goddamn, these gosh

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darn Indians. You know? I mean, if you're trying

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to live on the land and somebody's fucking shooting

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arrows at you, I guess anybody's going to be

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annoyed, but it's like not your land. It's their

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land. It's not anybody's land, really. So what

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if, what if, uh, So why if Iran right now invaded

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us, would we just say, oh, this is nobody's land

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technically. We'll just let them come in? No,

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because there's a nation here. We just let people

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in the border? So how come we don't let Mexicans,

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illegals, it's such a big deal to let them in

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the border if it's nobody's land? Because there's

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a nation here. It's not about the land. There's

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a nation that's been established here. But wasn't

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the... Nations are defined by their borders.

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Sure, but haven't you heard of the Iroquois Nation?

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Huh? Like the Iroquois Nation? Did they not have

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their own government? Oh, yeah. It was like the...

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Be a better nation, man. The League of Iroquois.

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Yeah, the problem was is that they're sitting

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on all these natural resources and... Yeah, we're

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expansionists. So that's not gonna it's like

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that's not gonna work Right like right so maybe

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if they had firearms things would have been different

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But dude, that's I don't know they were pretty

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good with those arrows Dude, that's just nature

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like the the stronger force gets the resources

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And that's how it goes. It's just, it's a war

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of resources. Every war is over resources of

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some kind. That's it. Well, yeah, if we see,

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you know, the fucking Europeans come over and

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see open land, they're like, hey, there's all

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this fucking shit there. They're not just going

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to ignore it. Right. Right. Obviously, you know,

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they took it to, like, their fucking people or

00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:05.319
their race. basically enslaved another race,

00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:08.039
eliminated the race that was already there, and

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then just invaded the land. Who? Who did that?

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The Europeans. To who? To the Native Americans

00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:22.740
and black people. The Africans. I don't know

00:18:22.740 --> 00:18:27.099
if it was really like that, man. I think that

00:18:27.099 --> 00:18:31.720
was... I think that's a stretch. You think slavery

00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:34.990
was... Be saying slavery happened was a stretch?

00:18:36.549 --> 00:18:41.450
No, I think the way you're making it sound is

00:18:41.450 --> 00:18:51.690
a stretch. Just hear me out, right? Look, if

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you saw a person, a person that was captured,

00:18:55.630 --> 00:19:03.579
right? man i gotta be careful what i say so you

00:19:03.579 --> 00:19:05.819
get you got something no you don't somebody else

00:19:05.819 --> 00:19:09.940
right and you see them this person that captured

00:19:09.940 --> 00:19:12.059
them is saying hey i got this person for sale

00:19:12.059 --> 00:19:16.759
right this per i got this person for sale i captured

00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:21.619
him and he's for sale right yeah like don't don't

00:19:21.619 --> 00:19:25.160
you think man like i could save that guy if i

00:19:25.160 --> 00:19:27.759
just paid this guy some money for him i could

00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:29.519
bring him home and it sure would be a better

00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:33.420
life if he was helping me around the farm oh

00:19:33.420 --> 00:19:35.440
you're saying like you paid money for him and

00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:39.440
then what send him free or no you give him a

00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:42.740
better life around the farm it's like dude like

00:19:42.740 --> 00:19:48.220
hold on we gotta we gotta back up here okay Do

00:19:48.220 --> 00:19:51.000
you think... Sure, you're not getting whipped

00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:54.319
or whatever if you have a good slave owner, but

00:19:54.319 --> 00:19:57.740
you gotta think you're still a slave holder and

00:19:57.740 --> 00:19:59.839
you're still as bad as somebody that owns slaves.

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You're not allowing somebody to have their freedom.

00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:09.299
Bro, listen. Do you know where lions are from?

00:20:11.180 --> 00:20:15.019
What? Do you know where lions are from? Africa?

00:20:16.220 --> 00:20:23.269
Right. Do you know where tigers are from? Tigers

00:20:23.269 --> 00:20:28.750
are from India and Africa. Oh, God. So you know

00:20:28.750 --> 00:20:33.670
where the most people die from malaria is? Yeah,

00:20:33.670 --> 00:20:37.470
obviously Africa. Africa, right. Do you know

00:20:37.470 --> 00:20:43.130
where the most people die from HIV? Yeah, Africa,

00:20:43.289 --> 00:20:48.519
yeah. Africa. So, it's like, is Africa really

00:20:48.519 --> 00:20:53.839
a great place to stay? Like, dude, I'm serious.

00:20:54.259 --> 00:20:56.839
Are you saying just because of the environment

00:20:56.839 --> 00:21:00.039
there? Or is it the people that are there? Or

00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:04.039
is it the actual geography, the land? Dude, the

00:21:04.039 --> 00:21:06.880
geography is hell on earth, bro. Why? That's

00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:10.039
where humans originated. They literally have...

00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:14.519
Why is it hell on earth, though? Dude, it's...

00:21:14.910 --> 00:21:17.369
because for all the reasons i just listed it

00:21:17.369 --> 00:21:21.950
is hell on earth bro like so don't you think

00:21:21.950 --> 00:21:25.630
that maybe some people who bought slaves were

00:21:25.630 --> 00:21:29.230
like dude i gotta get this guy out of here like

00:21:29.230 --> 00:21:33.769
you you don't think that at least a couple or

00:21:33.769 --> 00:21:36.359
more than a couple people were like yo I'm saving

00:21:36.359 --> 00:21:39.279
this guy from fucking lions, chucking spears,

00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:42.880
wearing a loincloth, dying from getting eaten

00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.220
alive by mosquitoes. I'm going to give him a

00:21:45.220 --> 00:21:47.660
fucking job on my farm. Dan, I'm not going to

00:21:47.660 --> 00:21:49.759
lie. That's probably the worst take I've ever

00:21:49.759 --> 00:21:58.579
heard. I'm just saying, you got to look at the

00:21:58.579 --> 00:22:06.329
other end of it, man. It's not all bad. oh my

00:22:06.329 --> 00:22:10.609
god so yeah but in africa i know like there's

00:22:10.609 --> 00:22:14.390
the sahara desert in the north part but like

00:22:14.390 --> 00:22:17.210
you go to the southern part there's like jungles

00:22:17.210 --> 00:22:21.809
and you know south africa the southern part where

00:22:21.809 --> 00:22:25.369
they start getting white like that's because

00:22:25.369 --> 00:22:30.430
europeans colonize them too dude that's why the

00:22:30.430 --> 00:22:33.299
south africans are have white people there All

00:22:33.299 --> 00:22:35.259
right, I'm going to say a real figure here. That's

00:22:35.259 --> 00:22:39.720
why Elon Musk is fucking there. 45 to 50 % of

00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:44.180
Africa is like hell on earth. Dude, you're chucking

00:22:44.180 --> 00:22:47.539
spears. You're like beating drums, wearing moon

00:22:47.539 --> 00:22:51.099
claws, running from lions, just slapping mosquitoes

00:22:51.099 --> 00:22:54.359
all day. Just blistering heat, dude. You're getting

00:22:54.359 --> 00:22:57.220
blisters on your fucking forehead from the sun

00:22:57.220 --> 00:23:00.119
just beating down. It's like, dude, it's literally

00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:02.690
hell. That's why their skin is dark. So they

00:23:02.690 --> 00:23:06.309
don't get sunburned. Oh, yeah. Let me just go

00:23:06.309 --> 00:23:09.170
for a swim, man. I am just burning up out here.

00:23:09.269 --> 00:23:11.990
Go for a swim and get eaten by a fucking hippopotamus.

00:23:12.190 --> 00:23:18.309
It's like, dude, it's fucking hell. It's hell

00:23:18.309 --> 00:23:21.490
on earth, man. Do people not live in environments

00:23:21.490 --> 00:23:23.950
where it's fucking hell? Like, I don't know.

00:23:24.130 --> 00:23:28.750
I mean, you have like bears here, but you have

00:23:28.750 --> 00:23:31.680
like winter hell, right? Like we have like six

00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:33.700
pounds out of the year where we just freeze to

00:23:33.700 --> 00:23:36.400
death. It's like, why do people live here? Eating

00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.460
pizza and sitting around a cozy fire is like,

00:23:39.579 --> 00:23:42.759
you know, hell on earth, dude. I'm talking fucking,

00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:45.400
you go by the swimming hole, dude, when a fucking

00:23:45.400 --> 00:23:48.240
crocodile gets here. It's like, dude, you're

00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:51.400
out like you're out past a certain time at night.

00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.759
You're getting ripped apart by lions and hyenas.

00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:58.710
It's like that doesn't happen around here. I

00:23:58.710 --> 00:24:02.109
mean, there's bears, there's wolves, panthers.

00:24:03.589 --> 00:24:05.609
Yeah, but dude, how many people do you know that

00:24:05.609 --> 00:24:08.950
have been attacked by any of those? None. I'll

00:24:08.950 --> 00:24:13.529
answer it for you. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah.

00:24:14.470 --> 00:24:19.990
Yeah, dude. Look, what I'm saying is that slavery

00:24:19.990 --> 00:24:22.829
saved a lot of people from Africa. Oh my God.

00:24:23.990 --> 00:24:27.819
Dude. I mean, it's kind of obvious. We were so

00:24:27.819 --> 00:24:31.579
canceled. No, we're not canceled. I'm saying

00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:38.900
yes. Was slavery a bad thing? Yes. Okay. It was

00:24:38.900 --> 00:24:44.920
bad. But for a lot of bad things, sometimes there's

00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:50.720
a lot of upsides. Can you imagine running for

00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:53.240
political office or going to a job interview

00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:55.829
with it? They just start playing this episode.

00:24:56.430 --> 00:25:02.269
They're like, what's going on here? Well, dude,

00:25:02.329 --> 00:25:08.289
look. Listen. We wouldn't have had a lot of great

00:25:08.289 --> 00:25:15.970
rappers. Dude, I'm serious. Dude, they'd be in

00:25:15.970 --> 00:25:19.630
Africa chucking spears right now. Oh my god.

00:25:21.049 --> 00:25:25.140
Dude. You're making it sound like it's so bad.

00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:29.019
Oh, my God. I don't know. There's some white

00:25:29.019 --> 00:25:31.759
rappers, too. You know, BLP Kosher, shout out.

00:25:33.420 --> 00:25:37.160
Yeah, not many good ones. But no, in all honesty,

00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:38.799
right? Because I'm putting, like, a little bit

00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:42.839
of a, like, you know, a fucking twist on it,

00:25:42.940 --> 00:25:48.359
like, trying to be funny. Like, bro, there's

00:25:48.359 --> 00:25:53.569
got to, like, I would... We saved a lot of people.

00:25:53.650 --> 00:25:58.049
We saved a lot of people from having to live

00:25:58.049 --> 00:26:01.569
on the plains of Africa, dude. We really did.

00:26:01.650 --> 00:26:05.829
I'm not joking about that. And I say we. I shouldn't

00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:09.009
say we. I should say the people who bought slaves

00:26:09.009 --> 00:26:13.990
saved a lot of people. But at the time... Dude,

00:26:14.029 --> 00:26:16.230
but they don't have to live there. If they are

00:26:16.230 --> 00:26:18.109
unhappy there, they can literally just move.

00:26:19.950 --> 00:26:23.549
Right. Dude, slavery was terrible. That was absolutely

00:26:23.549 --> 00:26:27.869
awful. But the generations down from the ones

00:26:27.869 --> 00:26:31.009
who were enslaved, dude, that was such a good

00:26:31.009 --> 00:26:34.069
move for them. It sucked for the people who were

00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:39.029
enslaved, yes. But their future generations are

00:26:39.029 --> 00:26:45.109
benefiting from it right now. Damn, that's funny

00:26:45.109 --> 00:26:48.710
because we were watching that video in the episode.

00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:52.460
Where the guy's like, free boat rides to Africa,

00:26:52.700 --> 00:26:55.759
RHF4. We were watching like the... I hate that

00:26:55.759 --> 00:27:01.099
guy. Yeah. I do not stan that guy, dude. Remember

00:27:01.099 --> 00:27:04.319
the one where he wears the KKK hood into the

00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:12.519
laundromat? In the ghetto? No. And he's like,

00:27:12.599 --> 00:27:18.079
hey, can I get my calanute floor washed? Were

00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:23.660
we, uh, did we watch that? Yeah, but we were

00:27:23.660 --> 00:27:26.460
also watching the one where he, like, hired a

00:27:26.460 --> 00:27:29.140
bunch of illegal immigrants and then he took

00:27:29.140 --> 00:27:32.240
them to ICE office and he started honking the

00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:35.380
horn. And they started jumping out of the back

00:27:35.380 --> 00:27:37.140
of the truck. Yeah, they started running away.

00:27:38.700 --> 00:27:42.119
Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Dude, so I just

00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.119
want to say, I'm just joking about everything

00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:50.349
I'm saying, but but like they're actually, there

00:27:50.349 --> 00:27:52.069
were a lot of people that were saved by that.

00:27:52.190 --> 00:27:55.390
I just want to, it's unfortunate that it had

00:27:55.390 --> 00:27:59.430
to happen like that. That's terrible. Right.

00:28:00.769 --> 00:28:03.329
But would you, would you, would you rather be,

00:28:03.450 --> 00:28:09.170
would you rather, nevermind. We can, we can move

00:28:09.170 --> 00:28:14.970
on from this. Oh Lord. I don't want to dig this

00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:22.619
hole any deeper, but. We were talking about Facebook

00:28:22.619 --> 00:28:26.079
trolling, right? Because I made that Peter Dickington

00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:32.819
account. Oh, yeah. And I want to get back into

00:28:32.819 --> 00:28:40.519
the Facebook trolling. Dude, Facebook, it's becoming,

00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:46.000
it is fun to troll. But it's just becoming a

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:50.140
bunch of fucking degenerates dude. Like Facebook

00:28:50.140 --> 00:28:55.079
is just degenerating into just hell. It's pretty

00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:58.859
bad. Yeah. I think that's because society is

00:28:58.859 --> 00:29:06.059
degenerating into hell. Yeah. A little bit. It

00:29:06.059 --> 00:29:11.980
is. I would agree with that. We were also talking

00:29:11.980 --> 00:29:15.390
about that transgender. uh pregnancy where the

00:29:15.390 --> 00:29:18.289
guy the transgender like man got the transgender

00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:21.150
woman pregnant so like the guy was like giving

00:29:21.150 --> 00:29:30.690
birth man i forgot about that yeah so i i you

00:29:30.690 --> 00:29:34.789
know i watched the fireworks on uh thatcher park

00:29:34.789 --> 00:29:40.630
today um how was it it's cool like you can see

00:29:40.630 --> 00:29:44.769
all the troys connected All the fireworks are

00:29:44.769 --> 00:29:49.089
really small. You can't really hear them, but

00:29:49.089 --> 00:29:54.329
it's cool. Yeah, that's usually a sweet spot

00:29:54.329 --> 00:29:59.089
to watch. I've gone up there a couple times and

00:29:59.089 --> 00:30:02.549
watched the fireworks. Imagine if you were Trump

00:30:02.549 --> 00:30:06.410
and you were like, I own this entire land. I

00:30:06.410 --> 00:30:10.509
am the king. Damn, I could get used to that.

00:30:11.950 --> 00:30:15.789
That would be awesome. Same, yeah. You'd be president

00:30:15.789 --> 00:30:20.210
for a day. Dude, they were... What would you

00:30:20.210 --> 00:30:23.150
do? What would you do if you were president for

00:30:23.150 --> 00:30:25.970
one day? Oh, I have so many things I would do,

00:30:26.049 --> 00:30:30.769
actually. Start with... What would be the first

00:30:30.769 --> 00:30:35.849
thing you'd do? The first thing? I don't know.

00:30:35.869 --> 00:30:41.109
How do you decide the first thing? What's the

00:30:41.109 --> 00:30:47.650
first thing I would do? The first thing I would

00:30:47.650 --> 00:30:49.509
do, something that would have the most impact.

00:30:52.769 --> 00:30:57.789
Hmm. I'd probably start with fixing the potholes.

00:31:00.399 --> 00:31:02.839
Damn, Casey's like going after the big problem.

00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:07.380
I mean, they're pretty bad, man. Like my entire,

00:31:07.660 --> 00:31:11.039
the front bumper of my car is falling off just

00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.559
because of potholes. You think that's what caused

00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:19.900
it? No, it's because like the whole, whatever

00:31:19.900 --> 00:31:22.380
you call it, the whole car is too low. So I always

00:31:22.380 --> 00:31:24.859
park like over the curb and I always scrape it.

00:31:26.740 --> 00:31:32.000
Damn. Casey going after the potholes. What would

00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:37.299
I do? What's the first thing that I would do?

00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:44.420
I know. I would take the top 1%, like the billionaires,

00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.599
and I would redistribute all their money equally

00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:50.220
among everyone. No, you wouldn't. The first thing

00:31:50.220 --> 00:31:52.960
I would do is make a law that you can't do that.

00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:58.950
But this is if I was president. Yeah, I know.

00:31:59.210 --> 00:32:01.150
Hopefully I was president before you and I would

00:32:01.150 --> 00:32:03.609
make a law that says you can't do that. Oh, fuck.

00:32:04.950 --> 00:32:10.650
Yeah, that's bullshit. Dude, are you really on

00:32:10.650 --> 00:32:15.869
the same page as that person on Facebook? Who's

00:32:15.869 --> 00:32:20.789
that? The one we can't name. Her name. Oh, yeah.

00:32:20.869 --> 00:32:23.950
I think we talked about that in the episode,

00:32:24.089 --> 00:32:26.789
actually. That girl that we used to work with.

00:32:27.970 --> 00:32:31.230
Yeah. Did you really believe that there shouldn't

00:32:31.230 --> 00:32:37.130
be billionaires? Billionaires? Yes. I think a

00:32:37.130 --> 00:32:44.170
billion dollars is more money than anybody could

00:32:44.170 --> 00:32:47.809
actually use in their lifetime. Even if you lived

00:32:47.809 --> 00:32:51.130
a life of luxury, you still couldn't use a billion

00:32:51.130 --> 00:32:53.849
dollars in your lifetime. Right. You know that's

00:32:53.849 --> 00:32:55.900
not how it actually works, right? What do you

00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:59.920
mean? Like for the 110th time. Oh, people have

00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:03.180
assets. Oh, they owed assets that they can fucking

00:33:03.180 --> 00:33:05.980
sell and then turn into money and then they could

00:33:05.980 --> 00:33:09.859
use that money to buy a fucking yacht. Casey,

00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:13.200
if you started fucking Casey's ice cream cone

00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:16.779
company, right? And the state of New York pension

00:33:16.779 --> 00:33:18.900
fund says that they want to invest in your ice

00:33:18.900 --> 00:33:21.240
cream cone company and they give you a billion

00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.059
dollars to invest. and to buy ice cream cones

00:33:24.059 --> 00:33:27.539
and ice cream trucks, right? You don't have a

00:33:27.539 --> 00:33:30.059
billion dollars to go spend on hookers and blow

00:33:30.059 --> 00:33:35.460
and private jets. It has to be used to build

00:33:35.460 --> 00:33:39.079
the business, right? So all this money that billionaires

00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:42.819
have, it's not just sitting in a vault and they

00:33:42.819 --> 00:33:46.119
don't just open the door and swim in it. Who's

00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:49.359
that fucking duck with all the fucking money?

00:33:49.460 --> 00:33:51.299
But they can, right? They could if they wanted

00:33:51.299 --> 00:33:54.420
to. You don't need... They could fill up a room

00:33:54.420 --> 00:33:56.240
with money, with cash, if they fucking wanted

00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:59.940
to. They have enough in their bank account. Yeah,

00:33:59.940 --> 00:34:02.440
some of them. Some of them don't. It's like,

00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:04.960
dude, it's all tied up. It's like every penny

00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:09.539
is being put to use. Like, it's not just free,

00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:14.000
like, cash. It's not... It doesn't work like

00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.639
that. It's an investment from somebody else.

00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:18.980
It's like, they're really... Like, when you think

00:34:18.980 --> 00:34:22.159
of a billionaire, most billionaires... It's not

00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:26.260
cash on hand. It's they're managing other people's

00:34:26.260 --> 00:34:30.559
money. They're money managers. So that's why

00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:33.539
it's like, you know, people like this person

00:34:33.539 --> 00:34:35.440
we're talking about on Facebook, like they can

00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:38.239
stomp and pout and like not know how it works

00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:41.219
all they want. But that's never going to change

00:34:41.219 --> 00:34:45.039
the system. Like so long as 401ks exist, so long

00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:47.460
as the stock market exists, there's going to

00:34:47.460 --> 00:34:49.280
be billionaires because there has to be billionaires.

00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:53.519
So you don't think that Elon Musk has too much

00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:56.260
money? That he doesn't have enough money that

00:34:56.260 --> 00:34:58.400
he can live a life of luxury for the rest of

00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:04.280
his life? Oh, you know, yeah, he does. And is

00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:06.000
there something wrong with that? Like, is that

00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.800
a problem? Is it a problem, let's say? Well,

00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:12.500
I mean, when there's, you know, a million homeless

00:35:12.500 --> 00:35:17.670
people, that's kind of a problem. Okay, so say

00:35:17.670 --> 00:35:23.349
Elon Musk has $100 million cash on hand, right?

00:35:25.469 --> 00:35:27.869
Do you think he earned that? Do you think with

00:35:27.869 --> 00:35:30.789
all the risk that he took in his life? Elon fucking

00:35:30.789 --> 00:35:35.789
spends $100 million in his sleep. No, he doesn't.

00:35:35.909 --> 00:35:40.809
He does. Dude, he doesn't even own a house. You

00:35:40.809 --> 00:35:46.380
know that? That's Warren Buffett. No, Elon Musk

00:35:46.380 --> 00:35:48.940
has like a $50 ,000 house, dude. It's literally

00:35:48.940 --> 00:35:53.579
a box. He lives in a box. What's the point of

00:35:53.579 --> 00:35:58.619
all this, though? What's the point of having

00:35:58.619 --> 00:36:02.659
all this money if he's not going to use it? He

00:36:02.659 --> 00:36:05.219
doesn't have the money. That's the thing, Casey.

00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:10.420
He's managing the money for other people. Damn.

00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:15.329
He can't just take $10 billion out. and just

00:36:15.329 --> 00:36:19.010
fucking blow it it doesn't work it doesn't work

00:36:19.010 --> 00:36:23.110
like that but but technically didn't uh the people

00:36:23.110 --> 00:36:26.769
like the stock investors already give their money

00:36:26.769 --> 00:36:29.369
like when you buy a stock you you're already

00:36:29.369 --> 00:36:32.010
giving your money to the stock like you can't

00:36:32.010 --> 00:36:35.389
get it back until you sell it like if it drops

00:36:35.389 --> 00:36:37.949
down for a lower price you can't get your money

00:36:37.949 --> 00:36:45.340
back no of course not so what So didn't they

00:36:45.340 --> 00:36:47.460
technically already give him the money? So doesn't

00:36:47.460 --> 00:36:53.320
he have the money? No. Dude, that money that

00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:57.780
the shareholders pay is buying equipment for

00:36:57.780 --> 00:37:01.039
Tesla, is paying the salaries of Tesla employees.

00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:08.119
It's not just... So what would happen if Elon

00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:11.340
shut down Tesla and sold it, took his cash out?

00:37:12.219 --> 00:37:15.570
How much money would he have? right he dude he

00:37:15.570 --> 00:37:18.550
has a board of investors that he has to answer

00:37:18.550 --> 00:37:21.650
to you can't just do that he has shareholders

00:37:21.650 --> 00:37:24.610
that he has to answer to so they all have a stake

00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:27.730
in the company okay it's not just like dude elon

00:37:27.730 --> 00:37:33.349
musk is a ceo dude but say say like say i have

00:37:33.349 --> 00:37:36.050
a million dollars right and i go out and buy

00:37:36.050 --> 00:37:39.130
10 houses for a hundred thousand dollars each

00:37:39.130 --> 00:37:43.349
now i have 10 houses and i have zero money for

00:37:43.349 --> 00:37:48.079
food Does that mean I have no money? Or does

00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:50.179
that mean I can just sell the houses and now

00:37:50.179 --> 00:37:54.019
I have money for food? Yeah, of course you can

00:37:54.019 --> 00:37:57.019
sell it. What are you getting at? I'm getting

00:37:57.019 --> 00:38:01.019
at Elon could sell Tesla at any point he wanted

00:38:01.019 --> 00:38:05.780
to and have that money, access that money. Yeah,

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:07.760
he sells portions of the company all the time.

00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:11.500
He does that all the time to eat, just like you

00:38:11.500 --> 00:38:15.210
said. Oh, so he like buys and sells like the

00:38:15.210 --> 00:38:17.349
trends in the stock market. But isn't that like

00:38:17.349 --> 00:38:23.989
insider trading? No, not at all. How could it

00:38:23.989 --> 00:38:28.230
be insider trading? I mean... If he's buying

00:38:28.230 --> 00:38:33.269
stock when it's low. Because he knows it's going

00:38:33.269 --> 00:38:36.650
to be low. I actually don't know if that's insider

00:38:36.650 --> 00:38:38.710
trading, but I do know that he has to sell stocks

00:38:38.710 --> 00:38:44.019
to get cash so he can eat. I just, I don't understand

00:38:44.019 --> 00:38:46.019
what the obsession is with other people's money.

00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:50.099
Like, I don't get that. Like, I don't understand

00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:52.519
why the left is so obsessed with other people

00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:56.579
having more money. I don't know. So like, who

00:38:56.579 --> 00:38:59.300
should be, who do you think in society should

00:38:59.300 --> 00:39:03.420
be responsible for the people that can't take

00:39:03.420 --> 00:39:05.940
care of themselves? You know, like disabled people

00:39:05.940 --> 00:39:09.219
who like, should the government, nobody. So you

00:39:09.219 --> 00:39:15.400
just let them die. Yeah. oh damn no dude look

00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:18.139
i've said this before i'm just joking about that

00:39:18.139 --> 00:39:19.840
right there's a lot of things i'm saying here

00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:25.320
that are unjust okay um i think we can have the

00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.079
best of both worlds man i think we can have the

00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:32.019
best of socialism and we can have the best of

00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:38.219
capitalism i think it's possible you know yeah

00:39:38.219 --> 00:39:42.500
i think I can, I think we can have kind of like

00:39:42.500 --> 00:39:45.579
the best of conservatism and the best of liberalism

00:39:45.579 --> 00:39:49.119
because I think going either way is too, too

00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:52.900
much, but I don't know about, I don't know about

00:39:52.900 --> 00:39:55.539
capitalism and socialism though. Like I feel

00:39:55.539 --> 00:39:59.380
like socialism, like the only reason that it

00:39:59.380 --> 00:40:01.420
doesn't work is because of like human greed,

00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:05.019
right? Because of dictators take over and they

00:40:05.019 --> 00:40:10.980
call it, it turns into communism. Yeah. It seems

00:40:10.980 --> 00:40:12.940
like as soon as you start going too far in either

00:40:12.940 --> 00:40:15.900
direction, it's pretty bad. Because don't you

00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:19.099
think if a certain group is in power or if just

00:40:19.099 --> 00:40:21.099
one person's in power, they're always going to

00:40:21.099 --> 00:40:23.260
be kind of corrupt because they can just do whatever

00:40:23.260 --> 00:40:27.099
they want? Yeah. And it's like, dude, everybody's

00:40:27.099 --> 00:40:31.400
got their own agenda, right? Like how come there's

00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:36.619
one, you know, one Vladimir Putin and whatever,

00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:40.730
a hundred million Russians. And they can't fucking

00:40:40.730 --> 00:40:47.050
kill the guy. Right. They're just able... He's

00:40:47.050 --> 00:40:50.690
just able to rule their country. There's a hundred

00:40:50.690 --> 00:40:53.909
million people there. And like most of them want

00:40:53.909 --> 00:40:58.630
him dead. Most of Russians? Yeah, most Russians

00:40:58.630 --> 00:41:01.989
don't want to be under a fucking dictator. Dude,

00:41:01.989 --> 00:41:07.349
I don't think... I think that that's like a...

00:41:07.980 --> 00:41:11.099
a u .s like propaganda thing well you remember

00:41:11.099 --> 00:41:13.239
the video where the guy was holding up the blank

00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.579
sheet of paper and he got arrested yeah but that

00:41:16.579 --> 00:41:19.659
kind of shit happens in america too dude there's

00:41:19.659 --> 00:41:22.360
there's people peacefully protesting outside

00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.780
the capitol building on january 6th and they

00:41:25.780 --> 00:41:29.820
were arrested oh sure so there was also you know

00:41:29.820 --> 00:41:32.139
people in the protest for like black lives matter

00:41:32.139 --> 00:41:38.219
that were lawfully arrested but Yeah, it's just,

00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.380
it's dangerous to have an opinion these days,

00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:46.420
I guess. You know? But, um, where are we going

00:41:46.420 --> 00:41:48.559
with that? Where'd that come from? What's that?

00:41:51.260 --> 00:41:56.059
How'd we get on January 6th? Oh, you said the

00:41:56.059 --> 00:42:01.260
people that were outside protesting. You know,

00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:04.360
they were... Oh, yeah, Vladimir Putin, right?

00:42:04.539 --> 00:42:08.099
Yeah. So like dude we do things in the US that

00:42:08.099 --> 00:42:12.280
other countries would think were like Would would

00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.960
view as like something a dictator would do we

00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:18.460
do it all the time Do we do some vile shit in

00:42:18.460 --> 00:42:22.739
other countries man? A lot of other countries

00:42:22.739 --> 00:42:28.380
We bombed Iran just for funsies They don't look

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:34.380
at the US is like as like a good country you

00:42:34.380 --> 00:42:36.900
know definitely the way the way we manipulate

00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:39.420
shit we have a whole playbook on how to manipulate

00:42:39.420 --> 00:42:41.739
other countries and how to topple their governments

00:42:41.739 --> 00:42:44.820
right so you know for better or worse i don't

00:42:44.820 --> 00:42:48.239
know the details of it right it's for u .s interests

00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:52.699
but um a lot of other countries don't like the

00:42:52.699 --> 00:42:57.320
u .s even though you know we run shit they really

00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:01.559
um they really don't like us that much man and

00:43:02.190 --> 00:43:04.110
You know, you say Vladimir Putin's a dictator.

00:43:05.329 --> 00:43:07.730
They think the people that run the U .S. are

00:43:07.730 --> 00:43:10.829
gangsters, dude. They think they're absolute

00:43:10.829 --> 00:43:15.030
gangsters, and not in a good way. Oh, yeah. Like,

00:43:15.150 --> 00:43:20.889
if somebody comes over and kills your, you know,

00:43:20.889 --> 00:43:23.409
family or whatever, you're obviously going to

00:43:23.409 --> 00:43:28.989
have some hate towards them. Yeah. Yeah, man,

00:43:29.010 --> 00:43:31.710
so I think it depends. I think a lot of people

00:43:31.710 --> 00:43:37.630
in Russia like Vladimir Putin. You know? I think

00:43:37.630 --> 00:43:42.730
people that are more obligated or likely to be

00:43:42.730 --> 00:43:48.349
controlled by the media and the government are

00:43:48.349 --> 00:43:51.329
more likely to like Vladimir Putin. Not the free

00:43:51.329 --> 00:43:54.409
thinkers. The free thinkers definitely oppose

00:43:54.409 --> 00:44:01.079
dictatorships, kings, and... basically the oligarchy

00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:05.559
because i don't think i don't think you can really

00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:09.559
have a democracy or like everybody's vote doesn't

00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:12.659
really count unless you have like a direct democracy

00:44:12.659 --> 00:44:17.800
where everybody's voting on the issues yeah i

00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:21.000
mean dude but the system our system is set up

00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:24.980
so that the lowest people can't vote like not

00:44:24.980 --> 00:44:27.199
that they can't vote but they can't control the

00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:32.699
government like they can't run because like the

00:44:32.699 --> 00:44:35.420
founding fathers understood that the lower class

00:44:35.420 --> 00:44:38.460
of people like really didn't have the understanding

00:44:38.460 --> 00:44:42.639
to run the government so it's intentionally set

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:44.480
up in a way that they can't have too much control

00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:52.860
yeah it's back in back in like the 1700s but

00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:54.780
i guess it still exists today that the people

00:44:54.780 --> 00:44:59.750
um Like most normal people, they wouldn't want

00:44:59.750 --> 00:45:02.130
them to have control of the government because

00:45:02.130 --> 00:45:05.309
they're not like educated about politics and

00:45:05.309 --> 00:45:10.050
government and that kind of shit. Right. So you

00:45:10.050 --> 00:45:11.750
have to have somebody that knows what they're

00:45:11.750 --> 00:45:14.610
doing. But I mean, we voted fucking, you know,

00:45:14.630 --> 00:45:16.650
the guy from The Apprentice as president. So

00:45:16.650 --> 00:45:23.230
whatever. I think it's awesome. I love it. I

00:45:23.230 --> 00:45:26.320
used to not be able to stay on that guy. Once

00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:29.420
I found out what a patriot he is, and how about

00:45:29.420 --> 00:45:34.179
America he is, I'm all about him. Give me a second.

00:45:34.260 --> 00:45:36.739
I was going to pause it for like a minute. All

00:45:36.739 --> 00:45:42.699
right. All right. Yeah. All right. So, Dan, I

00:45:42.699 --> 00:45:45.119
got to ask you, what do you think it means to

00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:48.139
have, like, do you think that having national

00:45:48.139 --> 00:45:50.360
pride is a good thing? Do you have a lot of national

00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:53.000
pride? Because I know like a lot of these days,

00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:56.199
they always say like conservatives, always want

00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:58.840
people to love america and liberals always fucking

00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:02.659
hate america yeah it's fucking i've been seeing

00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:05.840
a disturbing amount of posts of people that are

00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:09.260
like what are we even celebrating on the fourth

00:46:09.260 --> 00:46:12.679
of july they're like yeah then they go to list

00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.800
like all the bad things about you know about

00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:18.840
the country it's like all right if your mom on

00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:21.119
her birthday do you just like whip out a list

00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:25.190
of like all the worst things about your mom i

00:46:25.190 --> 00:46:29.869
mean we understand like we're we know it's not

00:46:29.869 --> 00:46:32.570
perfect right like nobody's like oh america is

00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:35.670
perfect it's like dude no it's not perfect but

00:46:35.670 --> 00:46:39.110
it's the best that's ever been like people don't

00:46:39.110 --> 00:46:42.949
know people don't know how bad it could be and

00:46:42.949 --> 00:46:45.269
i think we need to be reintroduced to how bad

00:46:45.269 --> 00:46:48.269
it could be people need to just people people

00:46:48.269 --> 00:46:51.210
need to just taste just they they need a little

00:46:51.210 --> 00:46:54.420
just a little hint of how bad it could fucking

00:46:54.420 --> 00:46:59.539
be no i was having this this conversation uh

00:46:59.539 --> 00:47:03.000
with megan because i was like people always want

00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:05.360
to say they're going to like leave America and

00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.340
like, Oh, I hit America and I'm going to move

00:47:07.340 --> 00:47:09.440
out to another country. But it's like, isn't

00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.239
this, don't you like consider this your land?

00:47:11.480 --> 00:47:14.260
Don't you want to stay and fix it? Like, you

00:47:14.260 --> 00:47:16.960
know, if Iran came and invaded us, we wouldn't

00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:19.800
just flee to Canada. We would try to defend America.

00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:24.679
So why don't we try to fix the problems? But

00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:27.820
then, you know, Megan was saying like, obviously

00:47:27.820 --> 00:47:32.179
a lot of, a lot of black people feel like, you

00:47:32.179 --> 00:47:35.940
know they were their race was enslaved for whatever

00:47:35.940 --> 00:47:39.880
how many hundred years and now um they feel like

00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:43.139
everybody kind of looks down on them and how

00:47:43.139 --> 00:47:45.500
do you like love a country where everybody hates

00:47:45.500 --> 00:47:48.219
you like where you're like a minority that everybody

00:47:48.219 --> 00:47:54.880
kind of looks down on dude i really i like time

00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:59.699
out bro i just don't think like racism exists

00:47:59.699 --> 00:48:04.679
on the level that people make it out to exist

00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.940
like not just like people but like not on the

00:48:07.940 --> 00:48:09.780
level that white people make it out to exist

00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:15.820
like it's really like like if if white people

00:48:15.820 --> 00:48:18.900
didn't have racism they would have nobody to

00:48:18.900 --> 00:48:22.179
say it's just like racism is more about white

00:48:22.179 --> 00:48:24.059
people just patting themselves on the back about

00:48:24.059 --> 00:48:27.420
helping people than it is about i think that's

00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:32.000
what modern racism is yeah it's like dude most

00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:35.019
people just fucking get along man like honestly

00:48:35.019 --> 00:48:39.139
most people that i know just get the fuck along

00:48:39.139 --> 00:48:43.000
no they don't bro i work in the er and i have

00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.019
a fucking terrible day every day because nobody

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:47.900
gets along everybody has a problem with everything

00:48:47.900 --> 00:48:50.920
and everyone around them and i think that's why

00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:53.039
like i'm talking about i'm talking about like

00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:56.239
like dude if you go to play like a game with

00:48:56.239 --> 00:49:00.260
somebody right like of a different race like

00:49:00.260 --> 00:49:02.719
i would say there's like 10 different races and

00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:05.500
you're playing like i don't know volleyball it's

00:49:05.500 --> 00:49:07.019
like dude everybody gets along and just plays

00:49:07.019 --> 00:49:11.139
it's like nobody gives a about race man like

00:49:11.139 --> 00:49:16.219
like it it's like i don't know if like i'm having

00:49:16.219 --> 00:49:19.239
a conversation with somebody their race is so

00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:21.199
far down on the list of things i give a about

00:49:21.980 --> 00:49:24.360
Well, yeah, that's because you're a normal person

00:49:24.360 --> 00:49:27.480
that's not a racist, I hope. Unless they're Irish.

00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.659
What? Then it's like, unless they're Irish, then

00:49:30.659 --> 00:49:33.400
I'm like, I know this person's like probably

00:49:33.400 --> 00:49:35.480
a little bit of a sociopath. But that's because

00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:37.440
you're a normal person who knows that, you know,

00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.539
racism is bad. But there's a lot of people that

00:49:39.539 --> 00:49:41.539
are just racists that are like... No, it's not

00:49:41.539 --> 00:49:43.780
even that I know racism is bad, dude. It's just

00:49:43.780 --> 00:49:47.400
that it just doesn't even cross my mind. But

00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:50.320
would it cross your mind? But Dan, would it cross

00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:52.519
your mind if you had never seen another person

00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:55.800
of a different race before? Like, if you just,

00:49:55.820 --> 00:49:57.980
like, had never seen a black person and you just

00:49:57.980 --> 00:50:00.679
saw one? Like, the fucking Indians did when they

00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:03.519
saw white people? Like, would you not think that,

00:50:03.579 --> 00:50:08.559
like, you should have some kind of danger coming

00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:14.179
from that person? Like, if I had never seen...

00:50:14.179 --> 00:50:17.019
Yeah, like, if a huge fucking boat the size of,

00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:20.199
you know, a fucking mountain. Comes up on the

00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:21.980
shore and they say like the Native Americans

00:50:21.980 --> 00:50:24.000
couldn't even process it in their brains and

00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:26.260
they couldn't even see it Like don't you think

00:50:26.260 --> 00:50:27.880
that they thought that was like the end of the

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:31.800
world? Don't you think that they had some caution

00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:35.960
to it to the white people? Yeah, but here's what

00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.800
I'm also gonna say is like don't you think that?

00:50:39.139 --> 00:50:43.960
Racism is a little bit of an evolutionary Mechanism

00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:51.159
Yeah In a society where... Don't you think that

00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:54.340
language, like us having... I'm sorry, I cut

00:50:54.340 --> 00:50:57.840
you off, Casey. Go ahead. No, I'm saying in a

00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:01.639
society where, like modern day America, where

00:51:01.639 --> 00:51:06.119
it's not like a big deal to have people of different

00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:09.059
races. Like you're used to having people, you

00:51:09.059 --> 00:51:12.400
know, people of different races all living with

00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:14.920
you. Like it's not like the Native Americans

00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:17.900
back when... the white people came over and they

00:51:17.900 --> 00:51:21.559
had never seen another white person before. Like

00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:23.760
if your brain, you know, is kind of ingrained

00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:27.260
that I don't have to stick with my race. I have

00:51:27.260 --> 00:51:30.559
to stick with my people. Like, you know, it's

00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.119
not about race. It's about we're Americans or

00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.500
whatever. Then that's like kind of the modern

00:51:36.500 --> 00:51:42.360
way of thinking. Yeah. Dude, I'm sorry. I just

00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:47.769
zoned out. Can you summarize the last like 10

00:51:47.769 --> 00:51:51.349
seconds? No, I said it's not about race. It's

00:51:51.349 --> 00:51:56.190
not about like, like we don't come together based

00:51:56.190 --> 00:51:58.309
on race anymore. We come together based on like

00:51:58.309 --> 00:52:04.829
nationality, I think more. Is that true? I don't

00:52:04.829 --> 00:52:08.829
know. I don't know. We don't, we come together

00:52:08.829 --> 00:52:15.260
more on nationality. Who's we? Like Americans.

00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:22.440
So, so summarize what you're saying again, because

00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:27.119
I'm not, I'm not grasping it. We don't. So like

00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:29.500
in the past, people in the past, people used

00:52:29.500 --> 00:52:32.239
to think like you stick, you have to stick with

00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:34.949
your race because that's what's safe. That's

00:52:34.949 --> 00:52:37.489
like what we know. Like the other races are danger.

00:52:37.670 --> 00:52:39.809
Like, you know, the Europeans coming over are

00:52:39.809 --> 00:52:43.510
danger. The white people are dangerous. But now

00:52:43.510 --> 00:52:48.110
it's more like about race. Like if you're an

00:52:48.110 --> 00:52:50.510
American, then I know we're on the same side,

00:52:50.610 --> 00:52:52.530
like in a war or something. It's not about race.

00:52:53.590 --> 00:52:57.449
Right. That's how it should be. Right. Right.

00:52:57.769 --> 00:53:00.750
That's absolutely how it should be. But a lot

00:53:00.750 --> 00:53:02.250
of people don't think like that. A lot of people.

00:53:03.150 --> 00:53:05.969
you know there's a lot of like racism where people

00:53:05.969 --> 00:53:10.570
think that you know back when segregation happened

00:53:10.570 --> 00:53:12.130
they're like oh what's wrong with segregation

00:53:12.130 --> 00:53:16.469
why can't like the races just be separate like

00:53:16.469 --> 00:53:20.750
what's wrong with that well dude i think separate

00:53:20.750 --> 00:53:26.449
but equal right humans everything is constantly

00:53:26.449 --> 00:53:29.750
evolving right and if it doesn't evolve it dies

00:53:29.750 --> 00:53:37.190
so I think, I mean, I gotta, I'm not, look, what

00:53:37.190 --> 00:53:40.610
I'm about to say can sound pretty bad, right?

00:53:42.349 --> 00:53:44.869
I'm sure in the context of this episode, it won't

00:53:44.869 --> 00:53:49.250
matter. Right. Dude, racism in history had utility,

00:53:49.610 --> 00:53:53.449
right? To protect your tribe. You're supposed

00:53:53.449 --> 00:53:56.090
to be racist. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying

00:53:56.090 --> 00:53:59.289
in the olden, like the old, the old times, it

00:53:59.289 --> 00:54:01.619
was like that. You had to be racist. But now

00:54:01.619 --> 00:54:03.119
I don't think it should be like that anymore.

00:54:03.980 --> 00:54:05.960
No, right. But that's because we've evolved.

00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:10.860
And that's why America is made up of every nation

00:54:10.860 --> 00:54:14.599
and every tongue. Like, we are the best of everybody.

00:54:14.980 --> 00:54:19.920
And we're also the country that's trying to get

00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:22.469
rid of racism. Like, probably on the forefront

00:54:22.469 --> 00:54:25.489
of that, right? Yeah, it's like after, you know,

00:54:25.530 --> 00:54:27.710
9 -11. I was watching the video with George Bush

00:54:27.710 --> 00:54:31.449
on his speech after 9 -11. And he says, like,

00:54:31.570 --> 00:54:34.469
we got to remember that there's, like, you know,

00:54:34.469 --> 00:54:39.389
thousands or millions of Arab Americans living

00:54:39.389 --> 00:54:41.989
in the U .S. that are peaceful. And, like, this

00:54:41.989 --> 00:54:44.849
is not, we're not against Islam. We're against

00:54:44.849 --> 00:54:47.989
the terrorists. And I think a lot of people,

00:54:48.030 --> 00:54:51.179
like, started attacking the Muslims. After 9

00:54:51.179 --> 00:54:55.139
-11. Because they saw everybody. From that ethnicity

00:54:55.139 --> 00:54:59.960
as the same. Kind of like bad guy. Right. And

00:54:59.960 --> 00:55:04.199
I mean. Dude that's so deeply ingrained. In humans.

00:55:04.980 --> 00:55:10.599
Like. Very deeply ingrained. Like beyond. Dude

00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:13.940
it's like almost in a reptilian brain. Right.

00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:19.179
To just. To just throw people into groups. Right.

00:55:20.059 --> 00:55:23.320
And there's outsiders and insiders and dude,

00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:27.260
people do it with all kinds of things. It's like

00:55:27.260 --> 00:55:30.179
in group versus out group, right. With everything.

00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:34.380
So race is just, that's a low hanging fruit to

00:55:34.380 --> 00:55:37.380
just like in group out group, you know, but we're

00:55:37.380 --> 00:55:40.599
always constantly trying to do it with, you know,

00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:44.340
people that like the same things as us in group

00:55:44.340 --> 00:55:47.179
versus out group. It's them versus us. Like,

00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:52.050
you know, people. at jobs do the same thing people

00:55:52.050 --> 00:55:54.949
with a religion do the same thing like there's

00:55:54.949 --> 00:55:57.730
the outsiders and then there's the insiders you

00:55:57.730 --> 00:56:02.010
know um yeah like if you're you know if you're

00:56:02.010 --> 00:56:03.849
a cop and you have a partner that's a different

00:56:03.849 --> 00:56:06.869
race than you you're not gonna be like you're

00:56:06.869 --> 00:56:08.449
gonna be like oh yeah we're the on the fucking

00:56:08.449 --> 00:56:11.329
same side because we're partners right you're

00:56:11.329 --> 00:56:16.670
not gonna see like the race right right so it's

00:56:16.670 --> 00:56:19.159
like humans with everything they're trying to

00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:23.800
in -group and out -group and um it's harder to

00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:27.300
to group people it's easier to group people based

00:56:27.300 --> 00:56:28.860
on the way they look because that's the only

00:56:28.860 --> 00:56:30.940
information you have about them when you look

00:56:30.940 --> 00:56:34.699
at them right right it's easy it's just an easy

00:56:34.699 --> 00:56:41.099
go -to like you know it's like humans it's like

00:56:41.099 --> 00:56:43.860
they almost have hierarchies of these like in

00:56:43.860 --> 00:56:46.199
-group versus out -group You know what I mean?

00:56:46.260 --> 00:56:48.280
Like even at like a company, it's like management

00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:51.239
versus like people who aren't management. Like

00:56:51.239 --> 00:56:55.179
it breaks down in all kinds of ways. Yeah. There's

00:56:55.179 --> 00:56:59.739
all kinds of in -group versus out -group hierarchies

00:56:59.739 --> 00:57:04.539
that exist. And yeah, race is just, that's just

00:57:04.539 --> 00:57:08.260
an easy one to throw out there, you know. But,

00:57:08.260 --> 00:57:11.219
you know, maybe it had some utility 500 years

00:57:11.219 --> 00:57:14.139
ago. you know or like and even sooner than that

00:57:14.139 --> 00:57:17.000
even more recently than that like maybe a hundred

00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:20.219
years ago 200 years ago there was some utility

00:57:20.219 --> 00:57:23.559
in that because we're still kind of like you

00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:26.780
know america's not that old man like think think

00:57:26.780 --> 00:57:31.179
of how quick the last eight years went by since

00:57:31.179 --> 00:57:34.059
this podcast we're about to air oh it's only

00:57:34.059 --> 00:57:37.039
been 250 years that's not you know long right

00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:41.690
so what what percentage The age of America is

00:57:41.690 --> 00:57:47.150
that. Of what? So that eight years. Right? Oh,

00:57:47.289 --> 00:57:53.409
like eight out of 250. So eight times 250 divided

00:57:53.409 --> 00:57:58.570
by. No, just. Divided by 100. No, no. 20%. No,

00:57:58.630 --> 00:58:01.269
just 20. What is it? Just do eight divided by

00:58:01.269 --> 00:58:15.840
250. This is 0 .032. 0 .032, so it's 3 .2%. 3

00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:20.440
.2 %? Yeah. That's it? Yeah. But, I mean, dude,

00:58:20.500 --> 00:58:25.019
hold on a sec. Hold on. Let me see. What was

00:58:25.019 --> 00:58:39.739
that? Huh. All right, so say it was 3%. right

00:58:39.739 --> 00:58:42.559
just since we did that podcast three percent

00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:47.139
of the age of the nation that was three percent

00:58:47.139 --> 00:58:49.980
of the age of the nation dude that's that it's

00:58:49.980 --> 00:58:55.139
like in its infancy still like this country is

00:58:55.139 --> 00:59:01.659
is an infant yeah i guess but like everybody

00:59:01.659 --> 00:59:05.940
that is alive today was born here so it's like

00:59:05.940 --> 00:59:09.570
i don't know it's kind of established Where was

00:59:09.570 --> 00:59:11.570
I going with that, though? What was I saying?

00:59:11.630 --> 00:59:14.989
Oh, so say within the last couple hundred years,

00:59:15.110 --> 00:59:19.670
like, there was a time when racism had its utility

00:59:19.670 --> 00:59:22.550
for people trying to protect their tribes, right?

00:59:23.909 --> 00:59:27.610
But we've been so intermixed. The next evolution

00:59:27.610 --> 00:59:30.389
of humans is to get rid of it, right? Because

00:59:30.389 --> 00:59:33.550
we are one tribe. Yeah, the next evolution of

00:59:33.550 --> 00:59:36.690
humans is just to have everybody look the same

00:59:36.690 --> 00:59:39.619
and have just, you know. medium light brown skin

00:59:39.619 --> 00:59:43.219
like everybody has the same skin color right

00:59:43.219 --> 00:59:47.360
yeah and you know in the next in the next 100

00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:51.380
years that's what's going to happen and maybe

00:59:51.380 --> 00:59:54.599
i think more like 500 cool dude it's kind of

00:59:54.599 --> 00:59:57.739
cool when you think about it like you just everybody's

00:59:57.739 --> 01:00:01.880
going to have the best of of everybody and that's

01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:05.039
like the best of what's around you know the best

01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:08.940
of the entire world came here And then those

01:00:08.940 --> 01:00:13.880
people all interbreed. Why do people say that

01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:18.179
the best people came here, though? Dude, because

01:00:18.179 --> 01:00:20.539
the best people did come to America, the smartest

01:00:20.539 --> 01:00:23.119
people. Are you talking about the Europeans?

01:00:24.019 --> 01:00:27.699
Why wouldn't you come to America? Are you talking

01:00:27.699 --> 01:00:32.000
about the Europeans? When I say the best people?

01:00:32.260 --> 01:00:35.559
Yeah. No, I'm talking about the best of India,

01:00:35.679 --> 01:00:38.019
the best of China, the best of Japan. What about

01:00:38.019 --> 01:00:41.780
the best of Mexico? Are they coming? The best

01:00:41.780 --> 01:00:44.159
of Germany, the best of Mexico. Hell yeah, the

01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:47.079
best of Mexico, bro. So then why don't we want

01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:49.480
the Mexicans coming in? Are you fucking kidding

01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:52.280
me, bro? You know how hard those fucking... Donald

01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:55.519
Trump said, they're not sending their best, they're

01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:58.360
sending the drug dealers and the rapists. That

01:00:58.360 --> 01:01:02.329
was the quote that he said. Well, maybe he has

01:01:02.329 --> 01:01:05.110
some information we don't have to. Well, I mean,

01:01:05.110 --> 01:01:09.769
the argument was that illegal immigrants that

01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:13.409
are coming over are not good Mexicans or whatever.

01:01:13.610 --> 01:01:19.710
They're gang members and cartel members and murderers.

01:01:21.329 --> 01:01:25.949
Might be true. I'm sure there is a lot of those,

01:01:26.190 --> 01:01:29.949
but you think we're getting the best Mexicans?

01:01:32.079 --> 01:01:35.760
I don't know, man. I think the Mexican food is

01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:39.500
definitely getting better. Oh, dude, Don Juan's

01:01:39.500 --> 01:01:45.679
Palace. What's that? Don Juan's Palace. Oh, dude,

01:01:45.739 --> 01:01:49.699
yeah, we got to try that. Yeah. Yeah, we got

01:01:49.699 --> 01:01:56.900
to go there. For sure. I heard it's pretty good.

01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:59.960
Pretty good Mexican food. Yeah, we'll have to

01:01:59.960 --> 01:02:05.320
do an episode there. Live from Don Juan's, not

01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:11.760
in VR. Casey, I'm getting a little tired, man.

01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:16.840
It's 2 .24 in the morning. I've been going all

01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:21.380
day. I've been going since 10 a .m. All right.

01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:24.300
Yeah, that was a good July 4th Independence episode.

01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:30.579
And, you know, I just want to say before we go

01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:37.260
on. saying that racism had utility in the past

01:02:37.260 --> 01:02:42.699
right it it did but the next evolution of humans

01:02:42.699 --> 01:02:47.820
is to to obliterate that so and i think that's

01:02:47.820 --> 01:02:52.039
where we are right now you know i think i think

01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:54.539
we're going to i think dude racism isn't even

01:02:54.539 --> 01:02:56.980
going to be a thing in 20 30 years it's gone

01:02:56.980 --> 01:03:00.519
gone dude it's gone damn that's a wild prediction

01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.780
Yeah, for protection of the tribe, you know,

01:03:04.780 --> 01:03:08.360
it had utility. Dude, so you think the people

01:03:08.360 --> 01:03:10.420
that are racist, like the people that are racist

01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:13.400
now, 30 years from now, they won't be racist?

01:03:16.820 --> 01:03:22.059
Yeah, I mean, mostly, dude. It's mostly going

01:03:22.059 --> 01:03:24.179
to be gone. Because a lot of those people are

01:03:24.179 --> 01:03:25.880
going to be dead, depending on how old they are.

01:03:26.139 --> 01:03:27.840
Because, dude, a lot of the younger generation

01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:31.739
is really racist, man. It's getting... You mean

01:03:31.739 --> 01:03:35.760
the older generation? Well, the older generation

01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:39.000
is going to die, yeah. Yeah. But the younger

01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:43.500
generations aren't racist, really. Right. You

01:03:43.500 --> 01:03:50.920
know? Yeah. So... But, yeah, anyway. Anyway,

01:03:51.059 --> 01:03:52.980
thanks for listening to the Freedom episode.

01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:57.340
Hope you're not offended by the shit that we

01:03:57.340 --> 01:04:02.500
say when we're driving around. 2017. But if you

01:04:02.500 --> 01:04:10.940
are, write us an email. Untitled Podcast 73 gmail

01:04:10.940 --> 01:04:17.159
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01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:21.119
freedom. Do whatever the fuck you want. Freedom

01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:23.340
of speech. Say whatever the fuck you want to.

01:04:23.980 --> 01:04:27.719
Shoot guns. This is fucking America. Freedom.

01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:31.960
2025, baby. Like us on Facebook. God bless America.

01:04:32.980 --> 01:04:38.059
As always, be kind to yourselves. And each other.

01:04:38.280 --> 01:05:43.090
We out. Why 4th episode? It's the independence

01:05:43.090 --> 01:05:46.110
episode, or the freedom episode, if you will.

01:05:46.309 --> 01:05:48.050
That's right. What does freedom mean to you?

01:05:48.570 --> 01:05:53.130
Well, freedom to me means that we got away from

01:05:53.130 --> 01:05:57.289
Great Britain because of taxes and because of

01:05:57.289 --> 01:05:59.949
over -control by the government. And oddly enough,

01:06:00.030 --> 01:06:02.489
that's right back where we are. So I don't really

01:06:02.489 --> 01:06:06.630
know what good that did. You know what freedom

01:06:06.630 --> 01:06:09.070
means to me? What does it mean to you? It means

01:06:09.070 --> 01:06:12.599
going out. Leaving a large fried onion and becoming

01:06:12.599 --> 01:06:15.659
more clearly obese and dying. 100 tech. Well.

01:06:16.019 --> 01:06:19.119
That's freedom. That should be banned. That's

01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:21.219
freedom right there. Yeah, but. I can do whatever

01:06:21.219 --> 01:06:23.579
the fuck I want. No. No, let me ask you this.

01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:27.340
Except smoke pot. Let me ask you this. Should

01:06:27.340 --> 01:06:30.760
you really be free to do that? Smoke pot? Should

01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:34.920
you be free to do whatever you want? No, I don't

01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:36.440
think so. Should you be able to eat yourself

01:06:36.440 --> 01:06:39.739
to death? I thought you were a libertarian. Well,

01:06:39.820 --> 01:06:44.059
I want to know your opinion on this. No, I don't

01:06:44.059 --> 01:06:46.980
think so. But people are always going to do what

01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:50.039
they want to do. So you don't think that you

01:06:50.039 --> 01:06:51.679
should be able to go out and eat whatever food

01:06:51.679 --> 01:06:56.219
you want? I don't think... Well, obviously it's

01:06:56.219 --> 01:07:00.099
a big problem. But it's not harming anybody else

01:07:00.099 --> 01:07:03.079
to take your point of view on it. Well, it harms

01:07:03.079 --> 01:07:06.760
us and EMS when we have to lift these people.

01:07:07.239 --> 01:07:10.099
But we also get paid. because there's more of

01:07:10.099 --> 01:07:14.619
a demand, because there's more diseases. So we

01:07:14.619 --> 01:07:18.360
want this to happen. Well, we don't want this

01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:20.159
to happen, but it's giving us jobs, and it's

01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:23.280
getting us paid. It's inevitable. It is inevitable.

01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:26.320
Do you think that pharmaceutical companies want

01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:29.760
people to be sick? Oh, yeah, definitely. They've

01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:32.119
been holding out the cure for cancer for, like,

01:07:32.119 --> 01:07:36.260
years. Do you think they actually have it? I

01:07:36.260 --> 01:07:39.360
think they do, yeah. Really? I've heard a lot

01:07:39.360 --> 01:07:42.679
of stories about that. That they've cured cancer

01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:46.599
and just want to benefit off of people. Well,

01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:51.780
they cured hepatitis C. People still get hepatitis

01:07:51.780 --> 01:07:54.880
C a little bit. Yeah, but they cured it. It cost

01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:58.900
$100 ,000 to cure it, but... Well, just got to

01:07:58.900 --> 01:08:03.440
find the next disease to push on people. Just

01:08:03.440 --> 01:08:06.440
make one. If somebody doesn't die off of hepatitis

01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:08.360
C, then they might get another disease. Everybody

01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:10.909
knows... Barack Obama invented AIDS. Did he?

01:08:11.030 --> 01:08:13.030
He did. I'm pretty sure that it was around before.

01:08:13.269 --> 01:08:18.010
What the fuck? What is that? Hold on. Side quest.

01:08:18.350 --> 01:08:21.609
Wait, was that a training? I don't know if that

01:08:21.609 --> 01:08:24.489
was a training or just like... Transgender person,

01:08:24.770 --> 01:08:28.289
I mean. Okay. You're politically correct here.

01:08:28.289 --> 01:08:32.529
Why is my phone not charging? Huh? No. Oh, now

01:08:32.529 --> 01:08:37.529
it is. I don't know what that was. You mean he

01:08:37.529 --> 01:08:42.340
or she. My friend was a savage. Yeah, so we were

01:08:42.340 --> 01:08:45.920
talking about this earlier, that a guy who used

01:08:45.920 --> 01:08:50.159
to be a guy became a woman, and he married a

01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:54.500
woman who became a guy, and now the person that

01:08:54.500 --> 01:08:58.600
looks like a guy is pregnant by the person who

01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:04.680
looks like a woman. So my thing is, from an economic

01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:07.300
standpoint, It would have been a hell of a lot

01:09:07.300 --> 01:09:09.520
cheaper just to say the gender you are. Yeah.

01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:13.159
Than just do it that way and pretend. Like, you

01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:15.060
know what I mean? But what if you identify as

01:09:15.060 --> 01:09:19.319
the opposite gender? Well, I mean... But if you

01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:21.239
identify as the opposite gender, does that mean

01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:26.319
you are attracted to the other gender? Not necessarily.

01:09:27.340 --> 01:09:29.380
So, let me get this straight. Because this is

01:09:29.380 --> 01:09:32.279
making my head hurt. My mind is blown right now.

01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:34.439
This is really hurting my head. So, let's get

01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:38.319
this straight. So... A girl wanted to be a guy,

01:09:38.319 --> 01:09:43.819
right? Changed to a guy. He got pregnant by a

01:09:43.819 --> 01:09:46.439
guy who wanted to be a girl. Who is a girl now.

01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:48.779
But now I want to know. But not really a girl

01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:50.699
because she didn't have his sex change because

01:09:50.699 --> 01:09:53.819
the guy got pregnant. So it was like, it was

01:09:53.819 --> 01:09:57.800
like a... Here's what happened. A chick with

01:09:57.800 --> 01:10:00.739
a dick fucked a dude with a vagina. And he got

01:10:00.739 --> 01:10:04.539
pregnant. Is that so hard to understand? Welcome

01:10:04.539 --> 01:10:10.420
to 2017. Jesus Christ. Have you tried to explain

01:10:10.420 --> 01:10:12.300
this to people in the past? I don't think it's

01:10:12.300 --> 01:10:16.159
really that obscure. I mean, how many times in

01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:19.079
history could that possibly have happened? Not

01:10:19.079 --> 01:10:22.560
many. Yeah, because before it was not socially

01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:31.039
acceptable to change genders. Man. That guy that

01:10:31.039 --> 01:10:33.479
switched, that girl that switched to a guy, really

01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:39.260
does look like a guy. Yeah, like a feminine guy.

01:10:39.539 --> 01:10:43.699
See, now here's the other thing. Right? Now,

01:10:43.779 --> 01:10:49.060
if these girls start switching genders, and now

01:10:49.060 --> 01:10:53.229
they look better as a man than I do. That's a

01:10:53.229 --> 01:10:55.810
little bit of an issue. I don't know how I feel

01:10:55.810 --> 01:10:57.569
about that. Maybe you should become a woman.

01:10:58.890 --> 01:11:04.050
I mean, man. That's rough. Rough world out there.

01:11:04.189 --> 01:11:06.909
We should both become women. Dude, some of them.

01:11:07.909 --> 01:11:12.069
Some of them out there. Those, uh... I mean,

01:11:12.109 --> 01:11:16.489
they have six -packs and stuff. It's crazy. Is

01:11:16.489 --> 01:11:19.489
this a standard? Yeah. Oh, damn. What are they,

01:11:19.529 --> 01:11:21.899
trying to hitch a ride? I don't know. So we're

01:11:21.899 --> 01:11:24.140
driving around in Dan's car after our shift,

01:11:24.300 --> 01:11:27.579
after we stayed three and a half hours late just

01:11:27.579 --> 01:11:29.659
to do this podcast because we're so dedicated

01:11:29.659 --> 01:11:35.039
to it. So this is ambulance sessions, but not

01:11:35.039 --> 01:11:38.239
in an ambulance tonight. Yeah, this is car sessions.

01:11:38.500 --> 01:11:42.159
This is diesel sessions. VW, standard VW sessions.

01:11:42.659 --> 01:11:47.340
This is freedom sessions. That's right. Man.

01:11:48.199 --> 01:11:51.380
We've got to do that thing where... We do an

01:11:51.380 --> 01:11:53.319
episode for a fallout shelter. What do we got

01:11:53.319 --> 01:11:56.000
here? Should we talk to this girl? No. Why? Because

01:11:56.000 --> 01:11:58.180
she'll be like, go the fuck away. I'm going to

01:11:58.180 --> 01:12:00.880
blow my rape whistle and call the cops. But she's

01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:03.720
pretty cute. We should just say hi. Dude, do

01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:07.859
you want to get pepper sprayed? What are two

01:12:07.859 --> 01:12:11.180
local EMTs pepper sprayed after a harassing girl

01:12:11.180 --> 01:12:15.100
in a park? Now she's running. Jesus. She's running?

01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:16.960
Yeah, I probably should have kept her in the

01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:19.850
headlights for so long. Wait, is she actually

01:12:19.850 --> 01:12:22.569
running? Yeah, she's running. What? She just

01:12:22.569 --> 01:12:24.130
started running. I mean, if you're going to be

01:12:24.130 --> 01:12:26.810
in this park after dark, I would never be here

01:12:26.810 --> 01:12:28.829
after dark. I don't know what she's doing. You

01:12:28.829 --> 01:12:30.489
know how many people got raped here after dark?

01:12:31.050 --> 01:12:35.630
I believe it. Like, seven. Seven people. Like,

01:12:35.630 --> 01:12:39.350
yearly? You have a seven in 100 ,000 chance of

01:12:39.350 --> 01:12:43.090
being raped right now. And usually it's by someone

01:12:43.090 --> 01:12:47.500
you know. What you mean is crazy. Because if

01:12:47.500 --> 01:12:49.159
you're in the park after dark and somebody you

01:12:49.159 --> 01:12:52.960
know walks up and then rapes you, it would be

01:12:52.960 --> 01:12:55.840
like, man. I'm just saying in general, you have

01:12:55.840 --> 01:12:58.699
a chance to get raped by someone you know. Really?

01:12:58.939 --> 01:13:01.239
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's just like an availability

01:13:01.239 --> 01:13:07.359
thing. Tell that to the girl that blocked you

01:13:07.359 --> 01:13:12.420
on Facebook. Tell us about that girl that blocked

01:13:12.420 --> 01:13:17.319
you on Facebook. Well, see... She blocked me

01:13:17.319 --> 01:13:19.640
because I don't like her feminist stuff. Her

01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:22.680
fucking feminazi bullshit. Yeah, she goes way

01:13:22.680 --> 01:13:24.739
over the top with it, to the point that it's

01:13:24.739 --> 01:13:28.039
propaganda. And it's just like, it's not just

01:13:28.039 --> 01:13:30.579
feminist stuff either. Like, she had this picture

01:13:30.579 --> 01:13:33.760
of this rabbit that was cut in half. What was

01:13:33.760 --> 01:13:35.859
that about? And it showed all the cigarette butts

01:13:35.859 --> 01:13:38.479
that that rabbit ate before it died, and that's

01:13:38.479 --> 01:13:41.000
what killed it. And it's like, there's like a

01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:44.539
whole fistful of cigarette butts, and then one

01:13:44.539 --> 01:13:47.529
in its mouth. And it's like, okay, I'm sure that

01:13:47.529 --> 01:13:50.090
it did not die with one in its mouth because

01:13:50.090 --> 01:13:53.270
I've never seen a rabbit with cigarette butts

01:13:53.270 --> 01:13:55.789
in its mouth. That was obviously placed there

01:13:55.789 --> 01:13:58.750
by whoever cut this thing in half. And two, I'm

01:13:58.750 --> 01:14:01.170
sure as they were sawing it in half with a bandsaw

01:14:01.170 --> 01:14:03.930
that the cigarette butt did not stay in its mouth.

01:14:04.229 --> 01:14:08.210
Yeah, that was fake news. Yeah, exactly. That

01:14:08.210 --> 01:14:13.630
was alternative facts. Exactly. There's that

01:14:13.630 --> 01:14:17.300
story about the mother and daughter who own the

01:14:17.300 --> 01:14:20.819
chicken place and they got beat up by these two

01:14:20.819 --> 01:14:25.079
uh this father and son no daughter father and

01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:28.000
daughter no no i thought they were dating what

01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:30.359
that looks like your dad no i think they're dating

01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:33.260
Really? They're married, yeah. Oh my god. She's

01:14:33.260 --> 01:14:34.859
got his name tatted on her. That guy was like

01:14:34.859 --> 01:14:37.939
500 pounds and the girl's like 90. Yeah, he's

01:14:37.939 --> 01:14:40.659
not, no. Oh man, I feel sorry for her. She's

01:14:40.659 --> 01:14:44.119
gonna have... Whoa, whoa. Some Leo Kaka here.

01:14:44.140 --> 01:14:46.720
Sorry, my iPod just came on. She's gonna have

01:14:46.720 --> 01:14:49.899
crushed lung syndrome, I think. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:14:50.340 --> 01:14:52.220
But no, they looked like they had fake bruises

01:14:52.220 --> 01:14:55.979
on. Yeah, I mean, I have some pretty dark purple.

01:14:56.399 --> 01:14:58.439
Yeah. And her like butterfly stitches are like

01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:01.420
hanging off. It looked like they just made it

01:15:01.420 --> 01:15:05.500
look a little worse before she went on. So she

01:15:05.500 --> 01:15:07.699
got mad about the chicken, it was called, and

01:15:07.699 --> 01:15:11.939
there weren't enough fries. I think that's why

01:15:11.939 --> 01:15:13.859
you don't serve cold chicken, right? Well, I

01:15:13.859 --> 01:15:17.960
mean, listen. The guy kicked both their asses,

01:15:17.960 --> 01:15:21.600
right? Or the girl kicked the mom's ass, and

01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:23.380
the guy kicked the daughter's ass, who was like

01:15:23.380 --> 01:15:27.529
15. The African -American folks... Kick the Caucasian

01:15:27.529 --> 01:15:32.770
folks out. Yes, yes. And you got a couple good

01:15:32.770 --> 01:15:36.210
whales in. Man, I'll tell you. On that 15 -year

01:15:36.210 --> 01:15:38.369
-old. And the mom, like, really took a beating.

01:15:38.489 --> 01:15:40.729
And it's like... You know, you're standing in

01:15:40.729 --> 01:15:44.189
line for 30 minutes. You just got off of work.

01:15:44.229 --> 01:15:46.489
You just want some fucking fried chicken. And

01:15:46.489 --> 01:15:48.710
it's cold. What do you do? Yeah. You obviously

01:15:48.710 --> 01:15:50.670
beat the owner, though. Well, okay. Are you going

01:15:50.670 --> 01:15:52.510
to stop for this real quick? So, there's two

01:15:52.510 --> 01:15:57.649
sides to every story. Well... Sometimes. That's

01:15:57.649 --> 01:15:58.989
what I'm going to say. There's two sides to every

01:15:58.989 --> 01:16:03.590
story. One, you don't know what transpired prior

01:16:03.590 --> 01:16:08.649
to this ass -whooping, if I may. I mean, she

01:16:08.649 --> 01:16:12.229
could have brought out some frozen chicken and

01:16:12.229 --> 01:16:14.529
been like, here you go, and then dropped an N

01:16:14.529 --> 01:16:20.350
-bomb or something. Like that. That justifies

01:16:20.350 --> 01:16:23.729
kind of what they got. And because nobody's ever

01:16:23.729 --> 01:16:26.590
that angry over some cold chicken. Well, I know

01:16:26.590 --> 01:16:29.289
a few people around the city who would be. Yeah,

01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:31.970
but I mean, you know, this guy made it this long.

01:16:32.210 --> 01:16:35.069
They came this far through life without ever

01:16:35.069 --> 01:16:38.229
kicking anybody's ass over chicken. Well, I mean.

01:16:38.829 --> 01:16:40.409
You don't know that. You don't know the criminal

01:16:40.409 --> 01:16:43.369
history. They're still wanted, by the way. The

01:16:43.369 --> 01:16:45.649
cold shoulder. They're still out there. And this

01:16:45.649 --> 01:16:48.489
was in Georgia, you know, where it's like they

01:16:48.489 --> 01:16:51.350
lost the Civil War over slavery. And there might

01:16:51.350 --> 01:16:53.449
have been some snarky remarks where it's like,

01:16:53.550 --> 01:16:56.029
why don't you take your cold chicken and say

01:16:56.029 --> 01:16:58.609
something racist. Anybody listening in Georgia,

01:16:58.789 --> 01:17:01.329
don't serve cold chicken. Don't serve cold chicken.

01:17:01.329 --> 01:17:03.750
Because they're still out there. You might get

01:17:03.750 --> 01:17:05.670
beat to shit. Or that might be how you catch

01:17:05.670 --> 01:17:08.890
them. Oh, shit. With some chicken. You know what

01:17:08.890 --> 01:17:11.630
I mean? Lure them in. They should nationally

01:17:11.630 --> 01:17:14.189
mandate every restaurant to serve cold chicken

01:17:14.189 --> 01:17:18.050
until they find these people. We got them again.

01:17:19.510 --> 01:17:21.670
Damn, they got away again. The chicken bandits.

01:17:22.670 --> 01:17:24.930
I mean, I just wish there was audio to go along

01:17:24.930 --> 01:17:27.130
with that. You know? Yeah. I'd really like to

01:17:27.130 --> 01:17:32.470
know what he said. You know? I'd like to know,

01:17:32.590 --> 01:17:36.439
you know. How cold was it? If it was, like, a

01:17:36.439 --> 01:17:38.039
brick and they were trying to get a point across,

01:17:38.300 --> 01:17:41.619
like, it was completely frozen. Then it would

01:17:41.619 --> 01:17:44.319
be justified, right? Yeah. She said it with,

01:17:44.380 --> 01:17:49.220
like, a smile. Don't forget the fact that there

01:17:49.220 --> 01:17:52.760
weren't enough fries. Oh, that's right. There

01:17:52.760 --> 01:17:55.279
weren't enough fries. Catch some more of that

01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:59.859
later. Yeah. For sure. Definitely. We should

01:17:59.859 --> 01:18:04.779
call KFC and be like, damn doom. Chicken cult.

01:18:05.579 --> 01:18:07.500
I'm about to come there and beat your fucking

01:18:07.500 --> 01:18:14.539
ass. Gunshots in the background. Oh, damn, dude.

01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:19.239
Yeah. What are the topics? Let me see. I made

01:18:19.239 --> 01:18:25.409
a list here. So, I have an issue. No red on red.

01:18:25.550 --> 01:18:28.810
You see the sign? That's okay. Let the record

01:18:28.810 --> 01:18:31.930
show that Dan just committed a felony traffic

01:18:31.930 --> 01:18:36.050
violation. I just did a right on no red. A right

01:18:36.050 --> 01:18:40.470
on no red on red. A right on red on no red on

01:18:40.470 --> 01:18:42.609
red. If you will. Yeah, that's what I was trying

01:18:42.609 --> 01:18:45.670
to say. If you may. If I may. If I might. So

01:18:45.670 --> 01:18:49.529
I have an issue with Facebook. What's that? Well,

01:18:49.609 --> 01:18:52.689
because Peter Dickington's account got banned.

01:18:54.119 --> 01:18:56.159
And I think I should be able to make fake accounts.

01:18:56.640 --> 01:19:00.859
And I made an account for Don Juan, and it wouldn't

01:19:00.859 --> 01:19:03.779
let me post anything. Banned instantly. Yeah.

01:19:04.260 --> 01:19:06.199
And it was like, I got blocked out, and they

01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:09.800
said, you have to identify your friends. Sure.

01:19:09.899 --> 01:19:11.800
And they're all just a bunch of Asians. Which

01:19:11.800 --> 01:19:14.880
just makes it very difficult. Yeah. Because it's

01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:17.220
like... They look the same. Yeah, what if you

01:19:17.220 --> 01:19:20.699
legitimately created an account just recently,

01:19:20.779 --> 01:19:24.250
and you're friends with a bunch of Asians? Yeah,

01:19:24.250 --> 01:19:25.609
what if I had no friends? You'd have to identify

01:19:25.609 --> 01:19:28.010
them. It makes it difficult. I'm not going to

01:19:28.010 --> 01:19:29.630
say it's impossible, but it's definitely hard.

01:19:29.710 --> 01:19:31.689
Peter Dickington's the kind of guy who doesn't

01:19:31.689 --> 01:19:34.710
have many friends. Yeah, yeah. So if he wants

01:19:34.710 --> 01:19:36.949
to friend a bunch of Asians, then... But he's

01:19:36.949 --> 01:19:39.729
got a cat. Go ahead. He's a cat, right? Yeah,

01:19:39.770 --> 01:19:41.930
he's got a cat. But that picture was like in

01:19:41.930 --> 01:19:45.130
the 80s, so it's probably dead by now. Well,

01:19:45.149 --> 01:19:47.289
some cats live 15 years, 15, 20 years. Yeah.

01:19:47.489 --> 01:19:49.210
But they also wanted me to send them, like...

01:19:49.210 --> 01:19:52.850
Oh, well, yeah, that was in the 80s. 15 years.

01:19:53.010 --> 01:19:56.689
15 years. That'll get you to 1995. Yeah. They

01:19:56.689 --> 01:20:00.109
also wanted me to send a birth certificate or,

01:20:00.170 --> 01:20:02.630
like, driver's license. That's insane. Yeah.

01:20:02.850 --> 01:20:04.890
Like, I'm going to go to a fake ID company and

01:20:04.890 --> 01:20:09.909
become Peter Dickington. Just give the guy a

01:20:09.909 --> 01:20:12.560
picture of that. uh, guy with the mullet and

01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:14.420
the cat. You should have drawn it with crayons.

01:20:15.140 --> 01:20:22.159
Good enough. And then, uh, oh yeah. So I was

01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:26.420
on, um, Facebook one night. This was a while

01:20:26.420 --> 01:20:30.699
ago between before, after the last episode. And

01:20:30.699 --> 01:20:33.720
I messaged one of our coworkers, like, can you,

01:20:33.779 --> 01:20:37.279
uh, trade with me for the shift, um, on Saturday

01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:40.829
or something. And I closed it, and then later

01:20:40.829 --> 01:20:43.229
I went on to Messenger to see if he replied,

01:20:43.489 --> 01:20:46.569
and he didn't say anything. So I went back on

01:20:46.569 --> 01:20:49.850
my computer, and it was logged into Peter Dickington's

01:20:49.850 --> 01:20:53.529
account. So I messaged him as Peter Dickington.

01:20:55.149 --> 01:21:01.750
And I was like, oh, fuck. I was like, shit, everybody's

01:21:01.750 --> 01:21:03.590
going to know that this is me, and they're going

01:21:03.590 --> 01:21:06.840
to listen to the thing. And then I'm going to

01:21:06.840 --> 01:21:09.279
get fired. You're going to listen to what? To

01:21:09.279 --> 01:21:13.239
this podcast. And see all the shit I posted on

01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:16.479
Peter Dickington. All that racist shit. So I,

01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:20.359
what's it called? Not deleted your account, but

01:21:20.359 --> 01:21:23.100
you like disabled it or something. Yeah. I disabled

01:21:23.100 --> 01:21:27.279
the account, yeah. It's like, who the fuck is

01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:30.859
Peter Dickington? Yeah, you don't post anything

01:21:30.859 --> 01:21:33.279
blatantly racist, but just like... Oh, I comment,

01:21:33.359 --> 01:21:37.960
but he's blatantly racist. So I saw him at...

01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:40.079
So Peter Dickington is obviously, if this is

01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:45.680
your first podcast, is his alter ego that he

01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:48.819
uses for trolling. Yeah, yeah. Which I have to

01:21:48.819 --> 01:21:52.560
get a new one because Facebook blocked it. Maybe

01:21:52.560 --> 01:21:56.859
they'll unblock it. Yeah, I don't know. But I

01:21:56.859 --> 01:21:59.659
saw the guy at the station, and he was like,

01:21:59.739 --> 01:22:02.819
I saw that you traded requests to me, but I'm

01:22:02.819 --> 01:22:06.699
really bad with technology, so I don't know how

01:22:06.699 --> 01:22:10.500
to do that. I was like, thank God. Thank God

01:22:10.500 --> 01:22:12.000
you're horrible at technology, because then you

01:22:12.000 --> 01:22:14.159
would find out all that shit. So I just enabled

01:22:14.159 --> 01:22:17.979
it again. And it turns out if you send somebody

01:22:17.979 --> 01:22:22.279
a message, you can't make them not see it. But

01:22:22.279 --> 01:22:24.079
if you delete your account, it just makes it

01:22:24.079 --> 01:22:27.199
so that it says, like, from unknown person or

01:22:27.199 --> 01:22:29.859
something. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. That was

01:22:29.859 --> 01:22:33.340
a smart move. Yeah. But now it's back up. Or,

01:22:33.380 --> 01:22:36.659
no, it's not back up. It's banned. Fuck you,

01:22:36.699 --> 01:22:39.800
Facebook. That's my main point. Fuck you, Facebook.

01:22:41.079 --> 01:22:44.520
So, what headlines have made you angry recently?

01:22:45.140 --> 01:22:47.560
Oh, man. You know what? I was watching this video

01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:52.789
yesterday, and it was a Buzz Aldrin. Oh, I saw

01:22:52.789 --> 01:22:59.710
that. He was behind Trump. While he was giving

01:22:59.710 --> 01:23:01.970
a speech. And he was making all these different

01:23:01.970 --> 01:23:05.689
faces. It looked like he was really making fun

01:23:05.689 --> 01:23:10.029
of his speech. Yeah. You saw that? Yeah, that

01:23:10.029 --> 01:23:11.750
was hilarious. It looked like he was really being

01:23:11.750 --> 01:23:14.750
like, you know. Yeah, because Trump was talking

01:23:14.750 --> 01:23:16.750
out of his fucking asshole. Well, apparently

01:23:16.750 --> 01:23:22.460
Buzz Aldrin. He has dementia and involuntary

01:23:22.460 --> 01:23:24.720
movements. Oh. Like that, and that's what was

01:23:24.720 --> 01:23:27.840
actually coming out. But it really does look

01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:30.180
like he's actually mocking the president. Good

01:23:30.180 --> 01:23:33.579
for him. Yeah. Why do I have to respect the fucking

01:23:33.579 --> 01:23:36.239
president? Nobody says you have to. You're going

01:23:36.239 --> 01:23:37.859
to be the second man to walk on the moon. You

01:23:37.859 --> 01:23:39.439
can do whatever the fuck you want, basically.

01:23:39.619 --> 01:23:41.920
He's the first man, right? No, it was Neil Armstrong.

01:23:42.319 --> 01:23:46.170
Are you sure? Yes. Are you positive? Yes. I did

01:23:46.170 --> 01:23:49.369
a report on this, and I should know. I guarantee

01:23:49.369 --> 01:23:51.789
who it was Neil Armstrong. It's not that it really

01:23:51.789 --> 01:23:53.189
matters. I'm parking in the hood real quick.

01:23:53.229 --> 01:23:55.149
Oh, God. We're going to stop. Oh, we're going

01:23:55.149 --> 01:23:57.989
to get shot. Right in the hood. If this is our

01:23:57.989 --> 01:24:03.729
last podcast, we love you all. Yeah, we can just

01:24:03.729 --> 01:24:06.050
park somewhere, so you don't have to drive around.

01:24:07.069 --> 01:24:09.850
Who the heck? Well, it doesn't really matter

01:24:09.850 --> 01:24:13.050
who was first, because it was like two minutes

01:24:13.050 --> 01:24:16.649
apart. Really? Yeah, Buzz Aldrin was the one

01:24:16.649 --> 01:24:18.770
that stayed inside the spacecraft, right? Until

01:24:18.770 --> 01:24:21.010
Neil Armstrong? Yeah, Neil Armstrong said...

01:24:21.010 --> 01:24:22.630
No, he didn't stay inside. He just got out right

01:24:22.630 --> 01:24:24.590
after Neil Armstrong. The other guy stayed inside.

01:24:25.850 --> 01:24:28.789
Oh, man. Can you imagine being that guy? He never

01:24:28.789 --> 01:24:31.869
even got to, like, step down? No. Oh, dude, you

01:24:31.869 --> 01:24:33.770
went all the way to the moon. Because somebody

01:24:33.770 --> 01:24:37.750
had to stay in it, like, just in case. Oh, that

01:24:37.750 --> 01:24:40.970
sucks. So we were, like, trapped there. Oh, hold

01:24:40.970 --> 01:24:45.069
on. I'm getting some, uh... I'm getting some

01:24:45.069 --> 01:24:51.130
messages here. All right. So I think we should

01:24:51.130 --> 01:24:52.609
play a little game of which would you rather.

01:24:52.909 --> 01:24:55.069
Oh, I love that game. Yeah. You should get some

01:24:55.069 --> 01:24:57.869
questions going here. Yeah. Yeah. Provide somewhere

01:24:57.869 --> 01:25:01.270
to park. All right. We'll park right where the

01:25:01.270 --> 01:25:04.289
bus parks. Oh, God. No, we'll park somewhere

01:25:04.289 --> 01:25:07.350
safer. Somewhere where it says it doesn't say

01:25:07.350 --> 01:25:11.470
we accept EBT and food stamps. Because we're

01:25:11.470 --> 01:25:15.109
in the straight hood right now. Okay, so first

01:25:15.109 --> 01:25:18.590
question. Which would you rather? Give up cheese

01:25:18.590 --> 01:25:24.229
or oral sex? Man, I mean... Wait, are you doing

01:25:24.229 --> 01:25:26.069
the oral sex or are you having the oral sex?

01:25:26.989 --> 01:25:30.109
Well, if you're doing it, then I'll give that

01:25:30.109 --> 01:25:33.449
up. I mean, it's basically the same thing. What's

01:25:33.449 --> 01:25:35.250
that? It's basically the same thing if you're

01:25:35.250 --> 01:25:39.750
giving the oral sex. Why? As cheese. That's disgusting.

01:25:41.229 --> 01:25:44.520
Oh, man. That's disgusting. I don't know where

01:25:44.520 --> 01:25:50.899
you've been. I was being facetious. I mean, that's

01:25:50.899 --> 01:25:55.140
called bacterial vaginosis, my friend. BV, for

01:25:55.140 --> 01:25:57.680
short. I don't know. I guess I'll give up the

01:25:57.680 --> 01:26:06.159
cheese. I don't like that question. Can I just

01:26:06.159 --> 01:26:09.119
give up the cheese when I see my girlfriend?

01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:14.199
The other day is go back to the cheese. No. No,

01:26:14.260 --> 01:26:17.579
you've got to give one up forever. Oh, man. I'd

01:26:17.579 --> 01:26:20.640
rather... I'd give up the cheese, I guess. Yeah.

01:26:21.340 --> 01:26:24.539
Give up the cheese. Would you rather eat only

01:26:24.539 --> 01:26:26.739
roadkill for the rest of your life or have everyone

01:26:26.739 --> 01:26:29.840
else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:35.739
What? Well, you can get, like, that brain disease

01:26:35.739 --> 01:26:38.079
from eating roadkill. You can get that brain

01:26:38.079 --> 01:26:39.899
disease from listening to Gilbert Gottfried.

01:26:40.500 --> 01:26:43.460
I would rather have people sound like him. Oh,

01:26:43.460 --> 01:26:46.020
man. I don't know about that. I mean, if you

01:26:46.020 --> 01:26:49.939
cook up roadkill nice and tender, if you cook

01:26:49.939 --> 01:26:53.739
it, there's no bacteria in it. What if it's fresh

01:26:53.739 --> 01:26:55.539
roadkill? This guy right here looks like CJ from

01:26:55.539 --> 01:26:58.960
Grand Theft Auto. He looks like he's... Anyway.

01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:03.079
Let's see. I don't like that question either.

01:27:03.420 --> 01:27:07.500
It's hard to say. Would you... Would you rather

01:27:07.500 --> 01:27:10.380
always have to say everything on your mind or

01:27:10.380 --> 01:27:14.220
never be able to speak again? I usually do say

01:27:14.220 --> 01:27:16.060
everything on my mind, so I'll go with that one.

01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:20.260
Man, man, I don't know. I would probably, I'd

01:27:20.260 --> 01:27:23.380
probably get murdered the third day. You do.

01:27:23.560 --> 01:27:25.539
Like Tourette's style shouting out what's on

01:27:25.539 --> 01:27:29.699
my mind. I could, oh, I'd get jumped so fast.

01:27:30.020 --> 01:27:34.399
Ass, ball licker, cocksucker. Ass, is that from

01:27:34.399 --> 01:27:37.220
South Park? South Park, yeah. Piss in my ass.

01:27:37.779 --> 01:27:41.899
Is that what he says? Kyle's mom is a fat kike.

01:27:44.020 --> 01:27:46.380
Wait, wait. Wait, what? What is it that he keeps

01:27:46.380 --> 01:27:48.920
saying? What? Compulsively that he can't stop.

01:27:49.539 --> 01:27:52.760
I think it's, I don't know, the guy that advocates

01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:54.800
for Tourette's keeps saying piss out my ass.

01:27:56.579 --> 01:28:00.520
And he keeps saying, what does he say? Cunt.

01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:03.500
Cunt shit piss whore. I don't know. Yeah, he

01:28:03.500 --> 01:28:09.899
just says a bunch of. Kyle, you stupid Jew. Fat

01:28:09.899 --> 01:28:15.100
cunt bitch. Ass. He just like says that. Piss

01:28:15.100 --> 01:28:21.560
out my ass. Fat cunt bitch. Kyle's mouth is a

01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:24.960
fat cunt whore. That show is hilarious. Yeah.

01:28:26.100 --> 01:28:29.319
Oh, man. So I'm going to go with that one. I'm

01:28:29.319 --> 01:28:32.199
going to go with probably never be able to speak

01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:36.619
again. How could you do the podcast then? That's

01:28:36.619 --> 01:28:39.619
true. Yeah. I could write it down, my thoughts,

01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:41.960
and then you tell everybody. Oh, just talk in

01:28:41.960 --> 01:28:42.800
a different voice. Because that way I won't get

01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:47.079
my ass kicked. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Which would

01:28:47.079 --> 01:28:48.880
you rather? Be itchy for the rest of your life

01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:51.539
or be sticky for the rest of your life? Sticky

01:28:51.539 --> 01:28:55.789
with what? I don't know, just sticky. Just sticky?

01:28:55.930 --> 01:28:59.029
Like, feel sticky or have stuff on you? Like,

01:28:59.029 --> 01:29:01.989
sticky. Probably, like, stuff sticks to you because

01:29:01.989 --> 01:29:05.090
you're sticky. Oh, man. I'm already always itchy,

01:29:05.170 --> 01:29:07.710
so I don't think that would be that bad. No,

01:29:07.810 --> 01:29:10.949
and I had hives for, like, six months, and that

01:29:10.949 --> 01:29:13.029
was, like, a trial run, and it sucked, but, like,

01:29:13.050 --> 01:29:14.869
people felt bad for you, so it was kind of, like,

01:29:14.869 --> 01:29:18.750
okay. You had a trial run of having hives? Yeah,

01:29:18.850 --> 01:29:20.960
I had hives for, like, six months straight. Where

01:29:20.960 --> 01:29:22.680
do you need a trial run? There's, like, a trial

01:29:22.680 --> 01:29:24.420
run of what it would be like to have it for the

01:29:24.420 --> 01:29:27.640
rest of your life. So I'd be okay with, like...

01:29:27.640 --> 01:29:29.500
Like, you did a trial of, like, what if I get

01:29:29.500 --> 01:29:33.880
gonorrhea? No. No, I was itchy all over. I had

01:29:33.880 --> 01:29:36.680
hives everywhere. From what? I don't know. I

01:29:36.680 --> 01:29:38.659
don't know. Maybe it's something in the water.

01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:41.739
Went away. I took antibiotics and it never came

01:29:41.739 --> 01:29:44.640
back. So... I think the government was trying

01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:47.920
to pollute the water. Probably. Like, Flint,

01:29:48.100 --> 01:29:50.729
Michigan. Yeah, Flint. That fucking governor,

01:29:50.909 --> 01:29:53.390
he didn't give a shit about his polluted water.

01:29:53.930 --> 01:29:57.109
He got charged with federal crimes, though. Did

01:29:57.109 --> 01:30:00.930
he? Yeah. Get out of here. Yeah. What? Yeah.

01:30:01.449 --> 01:30:05.510
He was charged? Why? It's not his problem. He

01:30:05.510 --> 01:30:07.329
can't help that the water's polluted. Because

01:30:07.329 --> 01:30:10.170
he just ignored it. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,

01:30:10.210 --> 01:30:11.890
he didn't get into it to take care of that kind

01:30:11.890 --> 01:30:14.479
of thing. He got into politics to be governor.

01:30:14.579 --> 01:30:16.100
He wanted to be the boss. Yeah, he just wanted

01:30:16.100 --> 01:30:18.880
to be the leader of most people to not care about

01:30:18.880 --> 01:30:21.220
if they die or not. I mean, that sounds like

01:30:21.220 --> 01:30:25.979
a personal problem. Flint, Michigan mayor. Let's

01:30:25.979 --> 01:30:29.579
see this. I'm quite interested. Karen Weaver?

01:30:30.220 --> 01:30:36.079
I think that's a new one. Since 2015. Oh. Wait,

01:30:36.159 --> 01:30:43.899
did that happen in 2015? I don't know. Just look

01:30:43.899 --> 01:30:51.479
at Flint, Michigan mayor charged. Well, he was

01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:53.239
charged with it. Doesn't mean he was convicted.

01:30:53.840 --> 01:30:58.979
Well, yeah. No, it was her. It was her? Oh. Yeah.

01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:05.479
Oh, yeah, I think it was a woman. Hmm. That sucks

01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:08.939
for her. It sucks for the people of Flint, Michigan,

01:31:09.020 --> 01:31:11.359
actually. Oh, I mean, come on, there's a bottle

01:31:11.359 --> 01:31:15.300
of water. Get with it. Jesus. You know what I

01:31:15.300 --> 01:31:17.500
mean? What's a 24 -pack of water cost? Three

01:31:17.500 --> 01:31:20.699
bucks? If you drank out of your tap or your filter

01:31:20.699 --> 01:31:24.039
or whatever and you got deadly diseases. You're

01:31:24.039 --> 01:31:26.180
telling me they couldn't taste that it was like...

01:31:26.180 --> 01:31:29.399
You can't taste those... Oh, come on. No, you

01:31:29.399 --> 01:31:31.079
can't taste that. No, I can taste when water's

01:31:31.079 --> 01:31:33.739
off. Some water that tastes good, I can taste

01:31:33.739 --> 01:31:35.260
when it's off. If I put cyanide in your water

01:31:35.260 --> 01:31:37.260
right now, it doesn't have a taste. You'd just

01:31:37.260 --> 01:31:40.220
die. How do you know? Have you tasted it? I've

01:31:40.220 --> 01:31:44.449
poisoned people before. Wow, man. There's that.

01:31:47.430 --> 01:31:51.069
Well, I mean, I feel like I'd be like... Or ricin.

01:31:51.470 --> 01:31:54.510
This water tastes like poison. I just slipped

01:31:54.510 --> 01:31:58.109
some ricin into your food. It can't be tasteless.

01:31:58.210 --> 01:32:01.430
It is. Haven't you seen Breaking Bad? I did.

01:32:01.649 --> 01:32:03.810
Yes, I did. Yes, there you go. I should re -watch

01:32:03.810 --> 01:32:06.270
that. Oh, it's such a good show. They should

01:32:06.270 --> 01:32:09.390
do like... You know, they should do a schedule.

01:32:10.029 --> 01:32:13.430
where they, like, replay it on Netflix. Well,

01:32:13.489 --> 01:32:15.590
you can just watch any episode you want. No,

01:32:15.590 --> 01:32:17.869
I know, but that's not fun because if they replay

01:32:17.869 --> 01:32:19.689
it, then you know other people are watching it

01:32:19.689 --> 01:32:23.390
at the same time. You know? Sure. It's like when

01:32:23.390 --> 01:32:26.869
a song's on the radio and you know you could

01:32:26.869 --> 01:32:28.970
look it up on your iPod anytime. Or you could

01:32:28.970 --> 01:32:31.270
just watch it with, like, another living person.

01:32:31.630 --> 01:32:34.850
Yeah, but that's not fun. You know? I want to

01:32:34.850 --> 01:32:36.869
know that other people in the world are watching

01:32:36.869 --> 01:32:39.250
the same thing I'm watching. Well, I think they

01:32:39.250 --> 01:32:40.909
are because a lot of people watch Breaking Bad

01:32:40.909 --> 01:32:47.869
on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Michigan Attorney

01:32:47.869 --> 01:32:50.970
General filed new charges today on investigation

01:32:50.970 --> 01:32:53.310
into the Flint water crisis. Standing with members

01:32:53.310 --> 01:32:56.430
of his team. He's charged Michigan Department

01:32:56.430 --> 01:33:04.350
of Health and Human Services. Hmm. Involuntary

01:33:04.350 --> 01:33:09.880
manslaughter. Wow. Yeah, yeah. With their alleged

01:33:09.880 --> 01:33:12.460
failure to act in the Flint water crisis. Yeah,

01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:14.079
they didn't do anything. They knew it was poison

01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:15.840
and they didn't do anything. They really did

01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:19.359
nothing? Yeah. Wow. Well, what if they were also

01:33:19.359 --> 01:33:21.539
poisoned from drinking the water and they couldn't

01:33:21.539 --> 01:33:24.779
think right? I don't think it affects your ability

01:33:24.779 --> 01:33:29.899
to think. Whoa. Mind blown. Hold on. Fuck. Hold

01:33:29.899 --> 01:33:33.300
on. Fuck. If I was a lawyer, I would totally...

01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:36.760
Because that's not like public officials to not

01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:39.739
act on something. They love doing stuff to look

01:33:39.739 --> 01:33:42.960
important. Unless it costs money. So they just

01:33:42.960 --> 01:33:46.079
did nothing? They're obviously poisoned. What

01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:52.140
if Buzz Aldrin was affected? We just took this

01:33:52.140 --> 01:33:54.960
to a whole new level. That's why he was making

01:33:54.960 --> 01:33:57.800
those faces. Let's see if he was ever in Flint,

01:33:57.840 --> 01:34:07.489
Michigan. Buzz Aldrin was born in Flint, Michigan.

01:34:08.470 --> 01:34:17.310
I used to talk to this girl on some random fucking

01:34:17.310 --> 01:34:21.810
site like four years ago that went to college

01:34:21.810 --> 01:34:25.850
in Flint, Michigan. Really? Yeah. Was she like

01:34:25.850 --> 01:34:28.310
kind of messed up? Well, I didn't talk to her

01:34:28.310 --> 01:34:30.640
after that happened. I stopped talking to her

01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:33.460
a while ago. Yeah, because, you know, I wouldn't

01:34:33.460 --> 01:34:35.680
want to talk to somebody like that either. No.

01:34:35.699 --> 01:34:38.199
It's from a place that's poisoned. What? No,

01:34:38.220 --> 01:34:40.739
I'm just joking. Why'd you stop talking to her?

01:34:41.300 --> 01:34:42.920
I don't know, because I got a girlfriend that

01:34:42.920 --> 01:34:47.119
was real. Oh, oh, I see. So she was just like...

01:34:47.119 --> 01:34:49.000
She was just like... She lived in Michigan. Was

01:34:49.000 --> 01:34:52.100
she pretty? Yeah. Really? Yeah. You should try

01:34:52.100 --> 01:34:53.899
and get in touch with her right now. I have a

01:34:53.899 --> 01:34:57.979
girlfriend. You should go on Omegle. Yeah. Talk

01:34:57.979 --> 01:35:00.340
to some people. That's, like, so fucked. Why?

01:35:00.680 --> 01:35:02.840
Because everybody's just, like, a pervert on

01:35:02.840 --> 01:35:04.880
there. Yeah, you're kind of right. Yeah. They're

01:35:04.880 --> 01:35:08.340
just, like, they're, like, um, what do they say?

01:35:08.819 --> 01:35:12.279
ASL. Age, sex, location. And then they just instantly

01:35:12.279 --> 01:35:14.539
send you a picture of their dick. And it's, like,

01:35:14.539 --> 01:35:17.880
okay. Or they're, like, or it's, like, definitely,

01:35:17.939 --> 01:35:22.239
like, the FBI. And they're like, hey, I'm 14.

01:35:23.140 --> 01:35:26.539
How old are you? It's like, I'm gone. This is

01:35:26.539 --> 01:35:30.239
Chris Hansen. You know Chris Hansen? Yeah. Oh,

01:35:30.239 --> 01:35:34.039
somebody had, there was a joke on Facebook about

01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:37.399
Chris Hansen. They should say, they said somebody

01:35:37.399 --> 01:35:40.399
that's like underage, like 13, should go on,

01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:46.819
on, oh, fuck, on Omegle, pretending to be a predator.

01:35:47.720 --> 01:35:52.359
and get Chris Hansen to, like, catch him and

01:35:52.359 --> 01:35:56.659
come to his house. And then the kid actually

01:35:56.659 --> 01:36:00.539
sends him pictures. Yeah. And then Chris Hansen

01:36:00.539 --> 01:36:03.220
comes to his house, and he gets arrested for

01:36:03.220 --> 01:36:06.760
being a predator. The kid said that they were

01:36:06.760 --> 01:36:09.359
one. Yeah. And then he's showing up to the house.

01:36:09.899 --> 01:36:12.649
It's all messed up. She'd be like, you want to

01:36:12.649 --> 01:36:15.390
see my dick? Why don't you take a seat? Why don't

01:36:15.390 --> 01:36:20.409
we take a seat? That episode of South Park. Where

01:36:20.409 --> 01:36:22.550
all the pedophiles start shooting themselves.

01:36:23.649 --> 01:36:26.109
But it's like in a theater, right? Yeah, no,

01:36:26.250 --> 01:36:29.329
it's on the set of Chris Hansen's show. Oh, it's

01:36:29.329 --> 01:36:33.329
on the set, yeah. They're like, oh my god. They're

01:36:33.329 --> 01:36:35.170
all just in line to like... There's that gun

01:36:35.170 --> 01:36:39.010
app. Shoot themselves. I don't know if this is

01:36:39.010 --> 01:36:41.010
going to stop the tape. Actually, I met a girl

01:36:41.010 --> 01:36:47.510
in Omegle when I was like 23. I ended up dating

01:36:47.510 --> 01:36:51.250
her for like eight months. Really? It's a long

01:36:51.250 --> 01:36:53.409
distance. Yeah, she lived like four hours away.

01:36:54.170 --> 01:36:58.850
But it was kind of funny. How was it funny? I

01:36:58.850 --> 01:37:00.770
mean, it's just funny. It's like it ended up

01:37:00.770 --> 01:37:06.130
being like, you know, a relationship. Fuck. It's

01:37:06.130 --> 01:37:09.029
so weird that I can't believe I met her online.

01:37:09.569 --> 01:37:14.310
That's so weird. So weird to think about. I don't

01:37:14.310 --> 01:37:18.470
want to buy a $10 gun. No, I do not. Yeah, but

01:37:18.470 --> 01:37:21.470
I met, like, I had, like, when I was in ninth

01:37:21.470 --> 01:37:25.989
grade, I had, like, this fake girl that I said

01:37:25.989 --> 01:37:31.170
I was dating from, like, Oregon. In what grade?

01:37:31.789 --> 01:37:33.590
Yeah, like, ninth grade. Eighth grade, ninth

01:37:33.590 --> 01:37:37.770
grade. And you weren't actually? Well, I mean,

01:37:37.789 --> 01:37:40.289
it's not really. It's just like talking to somebody

01:37:40.289 --> 01:37:44.149
on the internet. So it's kind of like fake. It's

01:37:44.149 --> 01:37:49.909
fake news. It's fake news. Basically, when we

01:37:49.909 --> 01:37:51.590
get calls now, I'm going to be like, listen,

01:37:51.789 --> 01:37:54.649
dispatch, that's fake news. We shouldn't just

01:37:54.649 --> 01:37:57.550
dispatch calls based on fake news. I'd like to

01:37:57.550 --> 01:38:01.229
see if this is real. Turn flashing light off.

01:38:01.550 --> 01:38:10.170
No. Let's see if this works. Damn it. What, it's

01:38:10.170 --> 01:38:14.750
not working? The sound's not working. I think

01:38:14.750 --> 01:38:16.909
it's because I have the recorder on. Maybe you

01:38:16.909 --> 01:38:22.409
gotta... What about your ringer? Oh. Nope, this

01:38:22.409 --> 01:38:26.649
is the recorder. That's alright, I got it. I

01:38:26.649 --> 01:38:31.430
forget why I was even doing it. Oh, the Chris

01:38:31.430 --> 01:38:43.119
Hansen thing. Oh, shit. I forgot to shoot through

01:38:43.119 --> 01:38:54.239
my radio. It's down. We're going to have ten

01:38:54.239 --> 01:39:03.340
cop cars pull up on us. Oh, sorry. Somebody's

01:39:03.340 --> 01:39:04.819
going to come out here and fucking shoot us.

01:39:17.840 --> 01:39:24.279
Yo, I told you. I ain't your baby daddy. Bitch.

01:39:24.340 --> 01:39:28.659
Get off my porch. If that ain't my fucking baby,

01:39:28.800 --> 01:39:31.960
then get the fuck off my porch. You see those...

01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:34.560
I just like, yeah, it should probably be a little

01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:36.720
quieter. There's like people walking across the

01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:39.039
street. But it's 4th of July and they won't know.

01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:43.979
Yeah. You're free to make gun sounds if you want,

01:39:44.000 --> 01:39:54.000
right? I wish there was just a button. It's fucking

01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:58.460
frat chicken cold. I want some warm ass frat

01:39:58.460 --> 01:40:01.579
chicken. Bitch. Did you ever see those, uh...

01:40:01.579 --> 01:40:07.140
Did you ever see those videos, uh... Where they

01:40:07.140 --> 01:40:10.020
drive around, like, in cars and they make, like,

01:40:10.039 --> 01:40:14.510
gun sounds? No. Oh, I saw a video where the guy

01:40:14.510 --> 01:40:16.949
does a fake drive -by shooting with, like, an

01:40:16.949 --> 01:40:23.350
unloaded gun. Oh, Jesus. That doesn't sound real.

01:40:24.909 --> 01:40:27.149
No, it was. It was, like, some pretty hardcore

01:40:27.149 --> 01:40:29.609
pranks. Oh, no, these. That sounds pretty real.

01:40:32.689 --> 01:40:36.069
There's also one where the guy ties up a bike

01:40:36.069 --> 01:40:39.729
to a tree. like a little invisible string on

01:40:39.729 --> 01:40:41.770
it, and people steal the bike, they start going

01:40:41.770 --> 01:40:43.789
down the hill, and the string catches them, and

01:40:43.789 --> 01:40:46.510
they just fly the fuck off. Yeah, I've seen that.

01:40:46.670 --> 01:40:50.949
Yeah. It's the, what is it, the bike thief prank

01:40:50.949 --> 01:40:52.250
or something like that? Yeah, I've seen the one

01:40:52.250 --> 01:40:54.789
where the guy went up to a bunch of Mexicans,

01:40:54.869 --> 01:40:57.869
and he was like, hey, you looking for work? And

01:40:57.869 --> 01:41:00.189
they got in the back of the truck, and he took

01:41:00.189 --> 01:41:02.989
them to the U .S. immigration office. Oh, Jesus.

01:41:04.210 --> 01:41:09.659
Oh, wait, wait. That's not the U -Haul one. No.

01:41:10.079 --> 01:41:13.479
Which one are you talking about again? Ari Shaffour,

01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:17.359
the comedian. Oh, and what did they do to the

01:41:17.359 --> 01:41:19.899
people? There was a bunch of illegal immigrants,

01:41:20.119 --> 01:41:22.420
and they said he needed help building a deck.

01:41:22.600 --> 01:41:24.199
They put him in the back of his truck, and they

01:41:24.199 --> 01:41:26.619
took him to the U .S. Immigration Office. That's

01:41:26.619 --> 01:41:29.060
awesome. He started blowing a whistle. They're

01:41:29.060 --> 01:41:33.119
like, I got him! That is hilarious. Did they

01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:37.140
run? Yeah, they took off. That is too funny.

01:41:37.140 --> 01:41:39.699
There's a series of pranks like that called The

01:41:39.699 --> 01:41:46.420
Amazing Racist. Dude, I have to see that. Yeah.

01:41:46.479 --> 01:41:50.579
There's another one where he hired a guy for

01:41:50.579 --> 01:41:53.439
a gas station and he put him in a cage and took

01:41:53.439 --> 01:42:04.039
him to the border patrol. There's one where he...

01:42:05.420 --> 01:42:07.579
Went into the dry cleaners and the hood in a

01:42:07.579 --> 01:42:12.359
KKK suit. Oh my god. That is so fucked up. I

01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:16.819
think there might be a stage there. Like a sketch.

01:42:17.680 --> 01:42:21.119
Look up the amazing racist. The Mexicans learn

01:42:21.119 --> 01:42:26.880
a hard lesson. Let me see. The amazing racist.

01:42:27.300 --> 01:42:31.359
Yeah. Jesus Christ. Who comes up with this stuff?

01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:46.680
Is that the right one? Yeah. Today what we're

01:42:46.680 --> 01:42:48.140
going to do is we're going to talk to the lowest

01:42:48.140 --> 01:42:52.479
of the low. Mexicans. Yeah. Yeah, that's not

01:42:52.479 --> 01:43:00.439
the right video though. Look up the amazing racist

01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:07.770
Mexican prank. Oh my god, this guy's terrible.

01:43:46.890 --> 01:44:08.539
Yeah, okay I'll take all you guys. Yeah, just

01:44:08.539 --> 01:44:17.899
hop in. Just hop in. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.

01:44:17.939 --> 01:44:21.079
Not in the front. I just watched the cab. I need

01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:23.159
you guys to get in the back. Yeah, you can't.

01:44:23.159 --> 01:44:42.800
Yeah. Oh, my God. This guy's a dick. Hold on,

01:44:42.819 --> 01:44:44.539
Beaners. He's playing a character. Sorry about

01:44:44.539 --> 01:44:48.399
that. I didn't see it. Oh, is he? Yeah. There's

01:44:48.399 --> 01:44:50.359
another one. Is that actually what I mean? No.

01:44:50.600 --> 01:44:53.060
The great thing about Beaners is they are always

01:44:53.060 --> 01:44:55.640
willing to work. Always. That's what they're

01:44:55.640 --> 01:44:57.239
good at. They're good at working and having babies.

01:44:58.659 --> 01:45:00.859
They think they're coming over to my house with

01:45:00.859 --> 01:45:03.539
my dick. What they don't know is that we're not

01:45:03.539 --> 01:45:05.159
going to my house. We're going somewhere else.

01:45:05.800 --> 01:45:07.420
I'm not going to ruin the surprise, but we'll

01:45:07.420 --> 01:45:56.250
be there in a minute. Oh my god. Oh my god. Apparently

01:45:56.250 --> 01:46:02.829
they can read. There's six of them right here!

01:46:03.390 --> 01:46:12.949
I got them! Okay, yeah. I don't know what the

01:46:12.949 --> 01:46:15.970
fuck you just said. Macarena! Something like

01:46:15.970 --> 01:46:19.409
that. I don't know. We're almost there. Get ready

01:46:19.409 --> 01:46:23.359
for this. There's one where he gives black people

01:46:23.359 --> 01:46:25.560
a free boat where he's back to Africa. Oh, my

01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:54.220
God. I got him. That's literally all you have

01:46:54.220 --> 01:47:00.899
to do to get them. That's what I do every couple

01:47:00.899 --> 01:47:03.579
weeks. Just to get rid of, you know, thin out

01:47:03.579 --> 01:47:06.300
the herd a little bit. Make sure they don't populate.

01:47:06.619 --> 01:47:11.779
Thin out the herd a little bit. Amazing Racist

01:47:11.779 --> 01:47:20.420
on, let's see, pre -boat rides back. Come get

01:47:20.420 --> 01:47:23.500
your boat rides. Free one -way trips on a boat.

01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:28.039
Who loves boats? It's on the beach. Luxury cruise.

01:47:28.380 --> 01:47:31.180
Can I interest anyone in a luxury cruise on a

01:47:31.180 --> 01:47:34.500
steam liner? Are you interested in a boat trip?

01:47:35.619 --> 01:47:37.340
Look me in the eye. That would be a lot more

01:47:37.340 --> 01:47:40.500
respectful. It's like you don't know your place.

01:47:40.579 --> 01:47:43.300
How are you guys? Hey. Can I interest you guys

01:47:43.300 --> 01:47:44.619
in a boat ride? We're giving away free boat rides

01:47:44.619 --> 01:47:47.119
today. Boat ride? Yeah, it's just a free boat

01:47:47.119 --> 01:47:50.180
ride. We're trying to get... What do you guys

01:47:50.180 --> 01:47:52.880
call yourself? African -Americans back to Africa.

01:47:53.020 --> 01:47:55.079
Oh, my God. You know, where you're from. Hey,

01:47:55.079 --> 01:47:56.319
man, I'm from here. What the hell are you talking

01:47:56.319 --> 01:47:58.859
about? There's been a lot of talk about how white

01:47:58.859 --> 01:48:01.319
people stole black people and brought them here.

01:48:01.479 --> 01:48:03.180
So we're trying to make up for those wrongs by

01:48:03.180 --> 01:48:05.659
offering free chips back. I'm from here, man.

01:48:05.699 --> 01:48:07.399
I'm from this city. What the fuck are you talking

01:48:07.399 --> 01:48:10.119
about? Please, Dr. Huxtable, take it down a notch.

01:48:10.899 --> 01:48:12.720
I'm just trying to help you. I'm just trying

01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:14.340
to, because I don't have 40 acres. I don't have

01:48:14.340 --> 01:48:16.479
a mule. Dude, what is your problem? Oh, no, he

01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:18.560
didn't say that. It's free, sir. It's free. and

01:48:18.560 --> 01:48:22.420
you guys if you just step on it you have a great

01:48:22.420 --> 01:48:24.220
time there's tons of stuff in here there's malt

01:48:24.220 --> 01:48:26.600
liquor if you got malt liquor hey man yeah i

01:48:26.600 --> 01:48:28.100
don't drink if you want to get all right all

01:48:28.100 --> 01:48:31.600
right drink okay calm down say whatever you want

01:48:31.600 --> 01:48:34.079
but we have we have everything if you want to

01:48:34.079 --> 01:48:37.640
get your hair there's a salon it's called fantastic

01:48:37.640 --> 01:48:41.159
sambo hey hey hey this is my wife no you need

01:48:41.159 --> 01:48:44.420
to come over there man no no no no come on don't

01:48:44.420 --> 01:48:46.220
get Don't be upset, sir. I'm just trying to be

01:48:46.220 --> 01:48:47.560
the nice one here. I'm just trying to help people.

01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:49.060
You're fucking trying to be nice. Why'd you get

01:48:49.060 --> 01:48:51.060
this piece of shit off the... I'm trying to,

01:48:51.119 --> 01:48:56.100
but I need to fill it up. It's a great line.

01:48:57.060 --> 01:48:59.500
Did you tell them about the basketball? Yeah,

01:48:59.500 --> 01:49:03.479
we have basketball. Don't be angry. We have sunflower

01:49:03.479 --> 01:49:05.960
seeds as well. If that's at all of an interest

01:49:05.960 --> 01:49:08.619
to you. Sir, have you ever tasted lion meat?

01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:13.180
It's delicious. He said you're number one. Free

01:49:13.180 --> 01:49:15.619
trips to Africa. How does this guy keep a straight

01:49:15.619 --> 01:49:21.399
face? I don't know. Hi. Hello. Hi. Can I interest

01:49:21.399 --> 01:49:25.439
you in a free boat trip? Are you guys with each

01:49:25.439 --> 01:49:28.880
other? Where? Oh, we're getting free trips to

01:49:28.880 --> 01:49:32.100
Africa. To Africa. What's the situation here?

01:49:32.359 --> 01:49:34.699
Hold on, what? What do you mean? You never get

01:49:34.699 --> 01:49:36.920
white guys with black chicks. Really? Not since

01:49:36.920 --> 01:49:38.399
the Next Door Neighbors and the Jeffersons. You

01:49:38.399 --> 01:49:40.239
don't, listen, it happens when you belong. You

01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:41.960
won't need that helmet and hair you'll have going

01:49:41.960 --> 01:49:43.699
on. You're talking about I am supposed to be

01:49:43.699 --> 01:49:47.100
not human? Holding a watermelon? You know what?

01:49:47.180 --> 01:49:49.039
If I come up that fucking place, your ass is

01:49:49.039 --> 01:49:51.180
going in that damn water. Don't let me come up

01:49:51.180 --> 01:49:53.000
there. Don't let me, motherfucker. Don't let

01:49:53.000 --> 01:49:55.939
me come up there. Listen, in Africa, your violence

01:49:55.939 --> 01:49:59.140
will be rewarded instead of punished. You know

01:49:59.140 --> 01:50:00.899
what you need to do? You need to get your ass

01:50:00.899 --> 01:50:02.279
out of there. Were you a security guard at the

01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:08.159
jail she was in? Are you serious? Do they work?

01:50:08.460 --> 01:50:10.939
Do they work? I don't think they work. You have

01:50:10.939 --> 01:50:13.090
to steal everything. Do you want it back? There.

01:50:13.310 --> 01:50:15.810
Because I'm a civilized person, I'm not going

01:50:15.810 --> 01:50:18.609
to beat your ass fucking senseless. Civilized

01:50:18.609 --> 01:50:21.909
people don't even think about it. What the fuck?

01:50:22.670 --> 01:50:27.090
This is really stupid. Don't you know we're in

01:50:27.090 --> 01:50:29.210
the 21st century, all right? That's what I'm

01:50:29.210 --> 01:50:30.909
trying to say. If you bleed, you're red. If she

01:50:30.909 --> 01:50:32.729
bleeds, you're... Eat it. What the fuck? Eat

01:50:32.729 --> 01:50:34.930
it. Okay, okay. Eat it. It smells delicious.

01:50:35.770 --> 01:50:40.569
Follow it. Follow it. Eat it. You can do it.

01:50:45.240 --> 01:50:48.500
What I want you to do I want you to look at people

01:50:48.500 --> 01:50:51.260
and realize that your ass is not 100 % whatever

01:50:51.260 --> 01:50:53.619
the fuck you are Shouldn't you be keeping your

01:50:53.619 --> 01:50:59.100
eye on her so she doesn't run away? It's like

01:50:59.100 --> 01:51:11.020
they don't know we're trying to give a gift You're

01:51:11.020 --> 01:51:15.399
a good man. Free trips to Africa. I did not do

01:51:15.399 --> 01:51:19.180
this. Free trips. Hello, man. How are you? What's

01:51:19.180 --> 01:51:22.960
up? We should do this on a prank call. We're

01:51:22.960 --> 01:51:25.739
giving away free trips today. Free boat rides.

01:51:25.899 --> 01:51:28.650
You guys should go. You should totally go. Sounds

01:51:28.650 --> 01:51:30.609
fun. Yeah, we only have room for one more. So

01:51:30.609 --> 01:51:32.489
just her. I'm really sorry. Oh no, my friend

01:51:32.489 --> 01:51:35.289
has to come with me. I know. I know. I'd love

01:51:35.289 --> 01:51:37.449
to have you there. But no, it's just... It's

01:51:37.449 --> 01:51:39.369
not really for you. It's all we can have right

01:51:39.369 --> 01:51:41.430
now. For what? Just black people. We're trying

01:51:41.430 --> 01:51:43.369
to get them to go back to Africa because... Dude,

01:51:43.369 --> 01:51:45.649
what? One, that's where you're from. And two,

01:51:45.770 --> 01:51:47.750
a lot of people don't want you here. Are you

01:51:47.750 --> 01:51:51.189
black? Just to make sure. Wait, is this for real?

01:51:51.449 --> 01:51:55.430
Yeah. What percentage of black are you? Are you

01:51:55.430 --> 01:51:58.609
black? Yes, it's black. You have a shade. I'm

01:51:58.609 --> 01:52:03.010
shocked right now. Check the shade thing. Dude,

01:52:03.710 --> 01:52:31.600
this is... The black girl so she looks better

01:52:32.170 --> 01:52:36.010
What? Guess what? Nailed it. You want to hang

01:52:36.010 --> 01:52:37.529
out with minorities, some people like you better.

01:52:37.529 --> 01:52:40.449
But you're a minority. You're a Jew. I am not

01:52:40.449 --> 01:52:44.149
a Jew. They're the grossest of the gross. Listen,

01:52:44.210 --> 01:52:47.189
Africa's an amazing place. The movies start 10

01:52:47.189 --> 01:52:49.109
minutes late, and you can talk all the way through

01:52:49.109 --> 01:52:51.609
them. Oh, my God. There's eight pieces of watermelon,

01:52:51.890 --> 01:52:54.250
if you're interested at all in that. A watermelon?

01:52:54.689 --> 01:52:58.210
Yeah. You know what? It's delicious. I'm going

01:52:58.210 --> 01:53:02.060
to put this up. First of all, you don't even

01:53:02.060 --> 01:53:03.659
know me. I can't even believe you would even

01:53:03.659 --> 01:53:05.960
do this. You don't even know her. You hate watermelon?

01:53:06.399 --> 01:53:08.960
I don't even like watermelon. Come on, Brandy.

01:53:08.960 --> 01:53:10.939
You know you want to go. Because I'm black and

01:53:10.939 --> 01:53:13.380
fried chicken. Is that fried chicken? You guys

01:53:13.380 --> 01:53:16.039
are ridiculous. Oh, my God. I cannot believe

01:53:16.039 --> 01:53:19.739
you. You're an asshole. Come on. Okay, come back.

01:53:19.859 --> 01:53:23.600
You know what? No. Fuck you. Who are you to say

01:53:23.600 --> 01:53:27.090
this? Oh my God, dude, that guy takes it too

01:53:27.090 --> 01:53:30.750
far. He takes it way too far. Yeah, that's why

01:53:30.750 --> 01:53:37.270
it's funny. Jeez. God. Well, I think we got to

01:53:37.270 --> 01:53:39.750
do some prank phone calls. All right. What else

01:53:39.750 --> 01:53:43.210
does this guy do? Ari Shafour, he's a stand -up

01:53:43.210 --> 01:53:47.310
comedian. There's a bunch of amazing racist videos.

01:53:47.670 --> 01:53:51.510
Oh my God. He's Jewish. I don't know how he gets

01:53:51.510 --> 01:53:55.140
away with it. I think those are staged. Yeah,

01:53:55.239 --> 01:54:01.359
they must be. Yeah. They must be. McDonald's.

01:54:12.720 --> 01:54:18.239
Hello, I was wondering if you had accepted Jesus

01:54:18.239 --> 01:54:22.579
Christ as your Lord and Savior. As your lord

01:54:22.579 --> 01:54:28.920
and savior. That was the shortest prank phone

01:54:28.920 --> 01:54:39.180
call. She's probably like, what the fuck? I probably

01:54:39.180 --> 01:54:42.979
should have started 6 -7. That's kind of creepy

01:54:42.979 --> 01:54:50.659
at 1 in the morning. Right? Yeah, we're gonna

01:54:50.659 --> 01:54:54.880
ask her if she accepted Jesus. She's probably

01:54:54.880 --> 01:54:57.319
like, what the fuck? She's probably gonna be,

01:54:57.340 --> 01:55:00.640
like, stair -blocking to her car now. She'll

01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:05.960
call her back. Jesus. Be like, okay, I'll see

01:55:05.960 --> 01:55:11.779
you later, then. Oh, my God. Yo, damn, dude.

01:55:12.699 --> 01:55:26.989
You should, uh, put those on here. Yo, what time

01:55:26.989 --> 01:55:31.890
the N train come? Can you repeat that? Yo, you

01:55:31.890 --> 01:55:36.569
know what time the N train come? The N train?

01:55:37.050 --> 01:55:41.130
I can't hear you. The N train. The N train, the

01:55:41.130 --> 01:55:48.850
subway. What time the N train come? 80. Or should

01:55:48.850 --> 01:55:54.989
I say, to where? New York. To 168th and... Martin

01:55:54.989 --> 01:55:57.329
Luther King, by the way. Yo, what time did the

01:55:57.329 --> 01:56:01.609
N train come? What? I'm sorry. The N train. What

01:56:01.609 --> 01:56:05.569
time did the N train come to 168? I'm sorry,

01:56:05.649 --> 01:56:08.069
I can't hear you. No, I was wondering what time.

01:56:08.130 --> 01:56:11.510
This is Subway, right? Yes. The Subway times?

01:56:13.010 --> 01:56:15.489
It's Subway in the mall. Yeah, what time did

01:56:15.489 --> 01:56:18.569
the Subway come? Six o 'clock. We closed tonight.

01:56:18.869 --> 01:56:21.609
Six o 'clock. Damn. The N train coming at six

01:56:21.609 --> 01:56:23.890
o 'clock? Nah, damn, dude. I'm talking about...

01:56:24.199 --> 01:56:29.180
I'm talking about the train. Subway. I can't

01:56:29.180 --> 01:56:30.899
hear you, honey. And your phone's breaking up

01:56:30.899 --> 01:56:37.119
a little bit. Damn, dude. Now what was that?

01:56:37.399 --> 01:56:40.399
You're saying train? Train, train, the train.

01:56:40.439 --> 01:56:45.060
Like a true, true train. The subway. The subway

01:56:45.060 --> 01:56:47.199
train? Subway, yeah. What's up? The N train.

01:56:48.600 --> 01:56:51.420
We don't have a train here. The N train? I thought

01:56:51.420 --> 01:56:57.409
this was a subway. 168th Street. Oh, damn, dude.

01:56:57.630 --> 01:57:00.050
I'm looking for the subway times. Oh, my God.

01:57:01.850 --> 01:57:06.149
Oh, damn. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Thank you so much.

01:57:06.170 --> 01:57:11.029
Damn, dude. You're welcome. Bye -bye. I'm like,

01:57:11.149 --> 01:57:15.289
I didn't know how to do the Ebonic. 168th Street.

01:57:15.810 --> 01:57:22.659
Yo, 168. She was so nice. They might not be able

01:57:22.659 --> 01:57:24.619
to hear you because we're in this thing. Yeah.

01:57:25.539 --> 01:57:30.659
Or you just are talking, like, complete. I don't

01:57:30.659 --> 01:57:32.739
even know. I'm, like, eating the microphone.

01:57:34.979 --> 01:57:39.180
Yo, damn, dude. Damn, dude. Damn, dude. I want

01:57:39.180 --> 01:57:42.180
to call CVS and ask them for Magnum condoms.

01:57:50.600 --> 01:57:54.840
Hi, yeah, I was looking for an item. What are

01:57:54.840 --> 01:57:57.920
you looking for? Do you have the Trojan Magnum

01:57:57.920 --> 01:58:04.279
condoms? What size pack do you want? I'm not

01:58:04.279 --> 01:58:24.920
sure. Probably the largest one. Yeah, I'm definitely

01:58:24.920 --> 01:58:26.819
going to need a 12 because I'm trying to rail

01:58:26.819 --> 01:58:30.000
my girlfriend tonight for the 4th of July. What

01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:38.020
size was that? All right, thank you. I'll come

01:58:38.020 --> 01:58:46.239
down there. Yep. Dude, I didn't do star six seven.

01:58:49.100 --> 01:58:52.539
Fuck. I could do it. They're gonna have my number.

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I'm, like, shaking. Oh, my God. They're gonna...

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She's like... I can't believe I just told a stranger

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I was gonna wear it. I'm like... And she's, like,

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magnum, so I guess one size fits all. I don't

01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:14.000
think so. Well, not with my fucking white ass.

01:59:15.079 --> 01:59:17.319
Yeah. I got a big chow on me. You'd be like a

01:59:17.319 --> 01:59:30.819
fucking windsock. Oh, my fucking God. She, like,

01:59:31.420 --> 01:59:34.920
didn't want to do it with me. She was like, this

01:59:34.920 --> 01:59:36.859
fucking guy. Well, at first she was serious,

01:59:36.880 --> 01:59:38.920
and then you see her, and you're covered. She's

01:59:38.920 --> 01:59:42.880
like, mm -hmm. She's like, yup. That's fucking

01:59:42.880 --> 01:59:47.460
hilarious. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think Don

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Juan needs to ask for some Magnum condoms. Damn,

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though. Or what's the other thing I said at McDonald's?

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I mean, damn, I'm flying solo, but I don't like

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to make a mess, so. Yeah, I need them just for

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myself, dude. Damn, dude. Oh, man. Oh, yeah,

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the fries. Yeah. Yo, hello? Yo, well, I was wondering,

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how many, uh, yo, how many fries you guys got

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in, like, a large fry? How many fries is that?

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Wait, what was the question? How many, how many

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fries is, like, in a large fry? In a large fry?

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Like, if you order a large fry? Yeah, how many

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is that? Like, how many count? What is that,

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like, uh, like, maybe, like, 60 fries? No, like

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exactly. How many is it supposed to be like?

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Six ounces. Six ounces? Alright, because I counted

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them and I found that you guys have been like

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real inconsistent like with how many fries I'm

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getting. Sometimes I get like 65. Sometimes I

02:01:07.420 --> 02:01:12.819
get like 58. I get fries way more. I'm not sure.

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Sometimes I get like a couple half of fries.

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But who do I complain to about this? Hello? Yo,

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hello? Hello? Yo, hello? Yo, yeah, bro, I think

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this dude hung up on me, bro. Yeah, bro. Yo,

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I'm back. Hello? Like, sure. Yeah. Let's see.

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Let's just go with your crazy fantasy. Did you

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like the obnoxious chewing? Yeah, that was great.

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All right, here we go. Yo, my name is Don. I

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was wondering, how many... How many fries come

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in like a large fry, dude? How many, uh... How

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many fries come in like a large fry? No, no,

02:02:33.550 --> 02:02:35.369
no, bro. How many fries? How many french fries?

02:02:37.729 --> 02:02:41.430
No, how many french fries? Damn, dude. How many

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fries? How many count? What does it count? Count.

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Damn, you know how to count? Count, bro. How

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many count is a large fry? I don't know. You

02:02:55.210 --> 02:02:58.869
don't know the number? Yeah, I don't know. You

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don't know what I'm talking about? Damn, dude.

02:03:01.529 --> 02:03:04.810
You know how many come in a small? How many come

02:03:04.810 --> 02:03:09.069
in a medium? How many come in a large? Damn,

02:03:09.130 --> 02:03:13.310
dude. What do you know? You know what I mean?

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You don't know how many count a large fry? Damn,

02:03:16.949 --> 02:03:19.399
dude. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to get it all

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bent out of shape, bro, but I gotta know. I tried

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to put on rap, but that was not recording, so.

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That's kind of a dick to him. Yeah. You're a

02:03:32.319 --> 02:03:34.880
fucking dick. You should call him back and apologize.

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I hope I didn't ruin it. been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

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planet? Fuck no. No, no. We are jumping down

02:05:49.439 --> 02:05:52.880
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

02:05:52.880 --> 02:05:55.300
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did this gearman

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go? you can sell them to the Chinese somewhere

02:06:10.350 --> 02:06:17.149
in China some days what the fuck there are super

02:06:17.149 --> 02:06:26.010
soldiers super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

02:06:26.010 --> 02:07:05.899
they are aliens I think that the government has

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taken it to the next level with the birds. They

02:07:12.880 --> 02:07:15.279
know what birds are going to cross paths with

02:07:15.279 --> 02:07:33.380
you that you are going to be able to raise. Which,

02:07:33.380 --> 02:07:36.100
by the way, big brother, is the Overlord Kidder.

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Okay?