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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Welcome to Untitled Podcast Take

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3. Episode 110, boy. We're here at D .O .P. Coaches'

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new album. We have Kyle Franklin, the guest.

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Episode 110, Dan DeLaney. Oh, yeah. Casey, yeah.

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We don't know where it is. It's fucking cold.

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All right. So we're talking about, we're talking

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about basketball's hierarchy of needs. If we

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are in a simulation, like that actually is Dave

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somewhere. Kyle, why were we talking about your

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hierarchy of needs? We were talking about white

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guilt. We got to talking about white guilt and

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how, and Dan had said, you know, I started stumbling

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and doing the, you know, I didn't know what the

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fuck to say. You know what I was saying? Dan

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was like, well, if your needs are met, Blah,

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blah, blah. You know, maybe you start paying

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it forward. And I said, well, I just think rich

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white people have guilt based off of what white

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people have done in the world. And then we got

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to talking about if my needs were met. Ultimately,

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we found out a lot of my needs are not met. And

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Casey just lost it. I tell you about my recent

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diagnosis. of how fucked up i am and in case

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he goes you know what i'm gonna do and not record

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it no you know you know what the worst thing

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that he lost is and now i think we have an echo

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dude i can hear myself all right we're back so

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we're you know i still hear myself this actually

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all happened just because i shifted this thing

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like fucking a centimeter to the left So we've

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started the podcast four times. We lost 25 minutes

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of it. Just to tell the viewers what's going

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on, the listeners. Of gold. 25 minutes of fucking

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gold. So, I mean, should we go all the way back

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to our first masturbation story? Oh, we lost

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the masturbation stories! I think that was a

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good thing. Oh, no! I think that's where we start.

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I forgot about the masturbation stories. So Kyle's

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first time. Should I start from the top? Yeah,

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just give a brief summary. So, there used to

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be, for some of you children out there that are

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listening, some of you hot, sweet young boys

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that are out there listening. There was never

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full pornos. You used to have to pull up the

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clips. It would be like, you know, Stella Cox

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swallows large cock down her throat part two

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of eight you know and they'd be like fuck by

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the way oh you love stellar cocks don't you yeah

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me too it's my favorite oh she is so it dude

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she could throw the cock um don't get me started

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i'll not i will not on this podcast right here

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bro so anyways so you'd have to find all eight

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parts of the video if you wanted to watch the

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full video and so i had pulled up all eight parts

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i think it was a sarah stone video i pulled up

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all eight parts of that video and they were all

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in tabs right and uh but did i lose you guys

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no no all right good good good you guys are just

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good listeners all right and uh so i'm just sitting

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there watching you know each five minute clip

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or three minute clip whatever they are just playing

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with the head of my cock with my thumb you know

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because it felt pretty good i'm like this feels

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pretty good I got halfway through the video and

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all of a sudden it was euphoria and fear at the

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same time. I said, what is happening to me? What

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the fuck? Nothing came out. I was 10 years old.

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It's fucking like, oh my God. And I got up. I

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stood straight up out of the chair. I was scared.

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On the family computer, by the way. You know,

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this is fucking like 2000. I'm 10 years old.

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This is 2004. So I stood straight up. There's

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no fucking nice computers. Nobody had a laptop,

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whatever. This is the big fucking white Windows

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98, whatever, big fucking thing that weighs 8

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,000 pounds. I stand straight up in the chair

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and go, holy fuck. And I run out, put my sneakers

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on, grab my basketball, and go down with the

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other kids. They're playing basketball. I said,

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you know what? I'm like, I can't tell anybody

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about what just happened. I'm pretty sure something

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just happened. I don't know. This is bad. He's

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like, this is worse than 9 -11. I was like, I

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just watched 9 -11 happen three years ago. I'm

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like, this is fucking terrible. I don't know

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what just happened. Could you imagine if you

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had your first orgasm? On 9 -11? On 9 -11. Somebody

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did. A lot of people probably did. There were

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a lot more than just somebody. There was a lot

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of people that had their first fucking orgasm

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on 9 -11. Yeah. And ever since then, they've

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been fucked up, bro, you know? And they've been

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fucking like, the only thing that makes me calm

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is watching millions of people lose their lives.

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Jesus Christ. It's so funny. So, yeah, and so

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I go down to play basketball. The fucked up part

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was the next day I was on the family computer

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doing the same thing. Like, that got me addicted,

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you know, to jerking off every day. To make a

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long story short, I go down to play basketball.

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I come back. We eat dinner, blah, blah, blah.

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And my father goes in the family computer room

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to obviously do the same thing that I had just

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done three hours ago. And he comes to my room

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and he goes, he's like, Kyle, as men, I understand

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that we have needs, but I'm not going to talk

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about what we found on the computer. Oh, is that

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where the hierarchy of needs came from? It might

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have been. He goes, I'm not going to talk about

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what I just found on the computer. But you need

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to start being more careful because your mother

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uses that computer too. Close the door and walk

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out. And I fucking was still laying in bed and

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I wanted to be like, I wanted to look at my dad

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and be like, what happened to me? What was that

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father? And he would come in and be like, You

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came, son. This is what we lived for. When I

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was like 11 or 12, I was thinking about the hot

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Vietnamese girl at school just touching my dick

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and all of a sudden I had an orgasm. So what

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was yours, Casey? I was playing Harry Potter

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and the Chamber of Secrets on PS2. Oh, God. What

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the fuck is that? A children's movie? No, it

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was a video game on PS2. For children! How old

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were you? I think I was 12. So what happened?

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2007. I don't know. My parents left me alone

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for one of the first times. And I started fucking...

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My dick started getting hard. And I fucking rubbed

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it against my fucking blanket. And then the fucking

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shit came out. And I was like, what the fuck?

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And then I was like, I gotta fucking, you know...

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I gotta cast some spells. I gotta go back and

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play Harry Potter. You ejaculated. Yeah. Damn.

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You ejaculated your first time. I think so. Yeah.

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My first time, dude, I don't think I actually

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had anything come out for, like, three years

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of me jerking off. Yeah, mine was, like, clear

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for a while first. Like, I can't remember the

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first time that I actually, like... No, I do,

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actually. I do. Because, um... We had three cousins

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in my family, right? We were all the same age.

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We all lived on the same street. And my one cousin

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had fucking told us all about how he would fucking

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drop loads and we were fucking little boys because

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we couldn't fucking do it. Blah, blah, blah,

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blah, blah. All this and that. And I remember

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the first time I fucking shot Notto over the

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family keyboard. Oh my God. I called him up and

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I said, I just came all over the family keyboard.

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I don't know how to get it out. What do I do?

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He goes, I don't fucking know. I've never fucking

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shot a load before. Oh, no. Almost five years

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he's been telling me he's dropping loads. So

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he's lying. Yeah, lying ass motherfucker. Jeez.

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But, you know, that's how the Irish are. We're

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all fucking, you know, fucking conniving bastards.

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Yeah. So to get to the top of the pyramid here.

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Casey, you lost the whole fucking pyramid. Yeah,

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so you know, you obviously got masturbation.

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So you're just physical. Let's explain to the

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viewers, the listeners, what Maslow's hierarchy

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of needs is. Yeah. If you know what that is.

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It's just like things you need for. It's a hierarchy.

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Yeah. Like you can't go up to the top. You can't

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go up to like. Self -esteem when your physiological

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needs. We know I have food and water, right?

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When you're homeless. Yeah. So the bottom is

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physiological needs. And we were breaking. Oh,

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my God. Bless you. Thank you. Wait, what's at

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the top? Well, at the bottom was what's at the

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top? Yeah. Self -actualization. Desire to become

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the most that one can be. Oh. So that's like.

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When, like, Buddhist... Fucking fake British

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Buddhist monk achieve nirvana. I feel like...

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You know what? I think I just identified my problem.

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Really? My pyramid's upside down. It's upside

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down? I think that's why we were talking about

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it. Because I was talking about the fake British

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Buddhist monk who, like... We were talking about

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it because of white guilt. yeah he has all like

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his fucking food and all his he just like basically

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gets to masturbate for like 20 hours a day and

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like be in a garden and shit and like has all

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his food paid for like why garden because that's

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actually oh that's a really good pro jam song

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garden like we pay for fucking religious people

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and pro and prisoners to basically survive for

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free you agree with that Yeah, we do. Are you

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there, Kyle? Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about Pearl

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Jam songs because he said Garden. It's one of

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my favorites. I'm like, to the garden. You know,

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whatever. You want to worship Buddha, why should

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your food be free? Yeah, that's weird. I mean,

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but people donate. Yeah. I think personally,

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I think like the wildest thing you could do is

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like donate to a fucking church. Why? Yeah, I

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agree. I like, what good are you doing? Well,

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I mean, too bad Tyler isn't here to defend religion.

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Actually, you know, so I actually had a really

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good argument. Maybe you guys can partake in

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this, right? The other day, I was training a

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guy at work, a new driver or whatever, and there

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was a homeless guy outside of the Sunoco, right?

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So we walk up there. My trainee doesn't pay no

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mind to him when he's asking for money, and the

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homeless guy's like, hey, man, can I get like

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five bucks? I said, you know, here's your chance

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to be 1 ,000 % truthful with me. What are you

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going to buy with that five bucks? He's like,

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I just need a couple of beers. I said, all right.

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beers right two natty daddies yeah a sandwich

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and and i fucking pay for that and i you know

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whatever stuff i got i bring it i give him the

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sandwich a bottle of water two natty daddies

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and he's super thankful he's like thank you so

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much can i give you a hug i said yeah give me

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a hug come here Give me a hug, brother, you know,

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whatever. I look at him and I say, listen, man,

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you know, this is shit. Whatever you're doing

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here, it ain't worth it. Figure out what you

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want. You only get one life to live. When you

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die, the lights turn out. It goes black and that's

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it. You know, there's no heaven or hell. There's

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no afterlife. Like, this is all you got. You

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know, figure out what you're going to do. He's

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like, thank you so much. Thank you so much. And

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we get in the truck, me and the trainee afterwards.

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He goes, why would you buy that fucking drunk

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two beers? And I said, you know what? I said,

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that drunk? You think he wants to live like that?

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You think anybody wants to live like that? He

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goes, well, he's doing it right now. I said,

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you know what? He told me, truthfully, he wanted

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a beer. I bought him two beers. I bought him

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a big -ass bottle of water to make sure he's

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hydrated. I bought him something to eat because

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he probably hasn't eaten in a few days. I said,

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some people like that, they've never been loved.

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Those people that live out there have never been

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loved before. And, you know, if I do this for

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him and I give him that, that might be the first

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time he, in decades, that he's ever felt an ounce

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of love. And that little bit of love might be

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what pushes him to move forward and correct his

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life. What a guy. Yeah, damn. I never do anything

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like that. But it's all it is. I mean, it's,

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you know, people think about it. You know, I'll

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buy a fucking bundle of heroin for a heroin addict.

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and give it to them. Jesus Christ, dude. I'm

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just saying. I mean, buying somebody a beer is

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one thing, but buying them... No, but if that's

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what they're using my money that I give them

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for, if I buy their fucking heroin and give it

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to them, maybe they look at the heroin and they

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go, no, but listen, listen, maybe they look at

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the heroin and they go, this shit ain't worth

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it, bro. You know what? That guy loves me. And

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if I fix myself up, maybe other people love me

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too. because all they want to do is be ultimately

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everybody in the whole world all they want to

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do is be loved you know everybody has negative

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actions all day long they're not feeling any

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love and you just give them a little bit of love

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maybe they need that's a little bit of love they

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needed to fucking turn their life around yeah

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you know yeah that's why like in uh in school

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my instructors used to say like um people who

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didn't get a warm hug when they were young that's

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like heroin is like their warm hug basically

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right damn that's fucked up yeah wow no but it's

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true i mean if you've never been you know dan

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when you grew up right you had two parents right

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and they both loved you and they took care of

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you and you got to go home every day to a mother

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or a father that would hug you and and whatever

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yeah so There's people out there never, they've

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never even experienced that. The shit that you

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take for granted, they've never even, they don't

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even know what a warm hug is. They don't know

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what that is. They don't know what it's like

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to cuddle with somebody or get a little peck

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on the forehead and have somebody say, hey man,

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everything's going to be all right. You know,

00:17:16.049 --> 00:17:19.029
you're going to be fine. They don't know what

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that is. Yeah. Damn. If I'm the one that can

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provide that for them for that five minutes,

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that little bit of love that they feel in their

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heart might be what turns their life around.

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And if it is, I'm happy for them. You know, it

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does nothing for me. You know, it's not like

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a selfish thing. It's just I would rather if

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I had $5 in my pocket, you know, say I had $100,

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right? I need $100 to pay the fucking electric

00:17:52.750 --> 00:17:55.589
bill, but some guy needed $100 to make his life

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better. I'm probably going to give $100 to the

00:17:57.349 --> 00:18:00.990
other guy because I'll figure it out. Go buy

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the homeless guy two beers. That's how you make

00:18:02.849 --> 00:18:07.369
the world better, right? No, but that's really

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all it is. I mean, like, buy the homeless guy

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two beers. If you can find it in your heart to

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help a homeless guy get drunk, you can find it

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in your heart to help anybody. You know, you

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can actually make the homeless happy. You can

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be happy and homeless. It is possible. It is

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possible. That's a reference to the very first

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episode. Happy and homeless. Man, that was a

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long time ago, Casey. That was, we actually recorded

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a July 4th episode. Remember that one? Oh yeah.

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Like 2017. Yeah. Ambulance sessions. I should

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just fucking release it. You should, that should

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be, you should re -release it as one of the episodes.

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I can put, yeah, I could put it on like, cause

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I can't do next Thursday. I'm working so I can

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make that the July 4th episode. Dude, that would

00:19:05.250 --> 00:19:07.470
be awesome. So we, all right, all right. So we

00:19:07.470 --> 00:19:10.619
can't do. A July 4th episode because it was a

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fall on. Well, I'll be off on Friday, actually,

00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:17.960
after I'm going to the fireworks. Damn. Yeah,

00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:20.299
that's that's a good idea. So you should re -release

00:19:20.299 --> 00:19:24.000
that. Right. Was that the first or second episode?

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That was like probably the third episode. Yeah.

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Re -release that and then we'll do like what

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is it? Not an epilogue, a prologue. Oh, yeah.

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And we'll talk. React. to it yeah we'll talk

00:19:38.819 --> 00:19:41.940
about it yeah talk about how things have changed

00:19:41.940 --> 00:19:44.660
oh yeah because that was like that was like the

00:19:44.660 --> 00:19:48.819
first year of trump's first presidency dude who

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would have thought like now it's like the first

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year of the second yeah who would have thought

00:19:53.940 --> 00:19:57.160
that he would be the president again you know

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yeah fucking grover cleveland motherfucker yeah

00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:05.460
but uh Oh, actually, my favorite. One of my favorite

00:20:05.460 --> 00:20:09.259
moments from this week was saying this. We have

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two countries that have been fighting so long

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and so hard that they don't know what the fuck

00:20:15.099 --> 00:20:18.519
they're doing. You understand that? He's so mad.

00:20:18.619 --> 00:20:22.140
I love the fucking bag of tears. Oh, my God.

00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:25.680
They don't know what the fuck. They don't know

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what the fuck they're doing. They've been fighting

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so long and so hard. that they don't know what

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the fuck they're doing. You understand that?

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Amazing. I love it. It's like, dude, it's always,

00:20:36.710 --> 00:20:38.970
every day you wake up, it's like something else

00:20:38.970 --> 00:20:41.609
crazy is going on in the White House. Dad, how

00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:43.609
do you feel about the decision to drop bombs

00:20:43.609 --> 00:20:45.769
on Iran last week? I probably wouldn't have done

00:20:45.769 --> 00:20:48.710
that. Like me personally. Do you think Kamala

00:20:48.710 --> 00:20:50.789
Harris would have dropped bombs on Iran? No,

00:20:50.789 --> 00:20:54.869
no. So I heard a fucking wild theory, dude. Kamala.

00:20:55.289 --> 00:20:58.109
So you know how Epstein, they say that he was

00:20:58.109 --> 00:21:00.319
there to compromise people? Right. And he was

00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:02.660
getting money from the Israelis. Yeah. Well,

00:21:02.660 --> 00:21:06.220
he was. He was. So I heard a theory today that

00:21:06.220 --> 00:21:08.940
the Israelis, because of that, through Epstein,

00:21:09.059 --> 00:21:12.539
they've got dirt on Trump and they needed him

00:21:12.539 --> 00:21:15.759
to drop bombs on Iran. And he didn't have a choice.

00:21:15.819 --> 00:21:18.880
They do. They have like fucking videos of Trump

00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.359
with kids at Epstein's Island. I don't know that

00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:25.000
I take it that far. No, they do. Maybe they got.

00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:28.099
fucking proof of him banging a 17 -year -old

00:21:28.099 --> 00:21:30.200
or something. Yeah, you definitely do. Have you

00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:38.380
guys seen the theory of when after World War

00:21:38.380 --> 00:21:45.220
II, the British were like, you know what? I'm

00:21:45.220 --> 00:21:46.559
thinking about it in my head. This is going to

00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:49.640
sound really bad. The British were like, you

00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:53.519
know what? The Jews do control the banks in the

00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:56.450
world. And blah, blah, blah. So it's like, why

00:21:56.450 --> 00:21:59.789
don't we get them a nice little spot down in

00:21:59.789 --> 00:22:02.329
the Holy Land and just send them down there?

00:22:03.089 --> 00:22:08.410
And we'll control the Holy Land and we'll have

00:22:08.410 --> 00:22:10.970
the banks in our pocket. And that's where Israel

00:22:10.970 --> 00:22:14.529
came about or whatever. So who controls it? The

00:22:14.529 --> 00:22:18.470
Jews. Yeah. That's the thought process. The Jews

00:22:18.470 --> 00:22:21.480
control the banks and all that. I mean, they

00:22:21.480 --> 00:22:25.960
do, though. I don't think that's a thought process.

00:22:26.180 --> 00:22:29.539
I haven't said it on the podcast yet. I'm very

00:22:29.539 --> 00:22:33.160
vocal in the group chat, right? I think, God,

00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:36.980
if I don't make it alive after tonight or whatever,

00:22:37.220 --> 00:22:40.579
you understand it's true. I think the Catholic

00:22:40.579 --> 00:22:43.539
Church in the Vatican is what people consider,

00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:48.960
you know, what people say that... We lost him.

00:22:49.319 --> 00:22:53.900
Jews? Oh, I just heard Jews. There. You got to

00:22:53.900 --> 00:22:56.640
back up a little bit, Kyle. We're losing you.

00:22:56.640 --> 00:23:00.720
Okay, so I think, do you got me now? Yeah. So

00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:04.859
I think what people think the Jews are, right,

00:23:04.980 --> 00:23:07.680
by controlling the weather and the banks and

00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:10.140
all that, you know? I've never heard they control

00:23:10.140 --> 00:23:17.799
the weather. No, that's a common one, Dan. the

00:23:17.799 --> 00:23:22.000
democrats control the weather daniel come on

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:26.220
it's america god that is great why do you think

00:23:26.220 --> 00:23:31.440
it's fucking 100 degrees this week you know we

00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.859
think like the jews control the banks in the

00:23:33.859 --> 00:23:35.519
world and everything right like that's what people

00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:39.019
think right it's not it's the catholic church

00:23:40.910 --> 00:23:45.109
It really is. It's the Catholic Church runs the

00:23:45.109 --> 00:23:47.289
world, bro. They are, and they're getting paid

00:23:47.289 --> 00:23:52.490
to do nothing. Yeah. Like, you fucking make a

00:23:52.490 --> 00:23:54.549
donation to the Catholic Church, they don't get

00:23:54.549 --> 00:23:59.210
taxed. They get fucking people's donations. And

00:23:59.210 --> 00:24:01.849
they basically just get to live for free, right?

00:24:01.950 --> 00:24:07.029
If you're like a priest or something. Yeah, dude,

00:24:07.089 --> 00:24:09.990
they've been running the world since, like, The

00:24:09.990 --> 00:24:14.609
second century. Yeah. And you could be like,

00:24:14.630 --> 00:24:18.109
eh, all you want. You're retarded. Open your

00:24:18.109 --> 00:24:22.509
eyes. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. No, it's not

00:24:22.509 --> 00:24:25.490
maybe. They run the world, bro. What are you

00:24:25.490 --> 00:24:29.509
talking about? They run the fucking world. I

00:24:29.509 --> 00:24:32.930
think MAGA is falling apart. No. I think this

00:24:32.930 --> 00:24:36.130
is the end. Bro, you basically elected another

00:24:36.130 --> 00:24:39.700
George Bush. Can somebody... Wait, can somebody

00:24:39.700 --> 00:24:45.019
explain to me... Actually, hang on. I drank a

00:24:45.019 --> 00:24:47.460
lot of beer. I kind of got to go piss. You guys

00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:49.400
do your thing, and I'm going to come back here

00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:51.140
and be like, can somebody explain? We're going

00:24:51.140 --> 00:24:56.819
to do this again. I love the listeners. If you're

00:24:56.819 --> 00:24:59.079
10 years old, don't be afraid if you don't come

00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:02.500
yet. You are going to orgasm. Jesus Christ. Make

00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:06.579
sure you close the porno on the computer. All

00:25:06.579 --> 00:25:12.500
right. Yeah, dude, I don't think like we just

00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:15.759
took out their nuclear facilities and then immediately

00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:19.859
negotiated a ceasefire. And then they broke the

00:25:19.859 --> 00:25:22.779
ceasefire like 12 minutes later. They dropped.

00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:25.279
They literally unloaded all Israel, unloaded

00:25:25.279 --> 00:25:28.960
all their bombs onto Iran after the cease because

00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:31.240
they're like, you have 12 hours left before it

00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:34.059
starts. So, OK, we'll just drop all our bombs

00:25:34.059 --> 00:25:37.940
on now. Right, right. Yeah. So that's what Trump

00:25:37.940 --> 00:25:40.329
was pissed about. Yeah. He's like, what the fuck

00:25:40.329 --> 00:25:42.789
is wrong with you guys? Like I, you don't say

00:25:42.789 --> 00:25:46.049
somebody's like, Oh, so I ran, broke the ceasefire.

00:25:46.170 --> 00:25:48.650
He's like, yeah, I'm not happy with Iran, but

00:25:48.650 --> 00:25:50.769
I'm also not happy with Israel. Like we don't

00:25:50.769 --> 00:25:52.289
say there's going to be a ceasefire and then

00:25:52.289 --> 00:25:54.410
you go drop more bombs than you've ever dropped

00:25:54.410 --> 00:25:57.730
on them. Yeah. It's like if we say, uh, there's

00:25:57.730 --> 00:26:00.049
a ceasefire in 12 hours at the end of world war

00:26:00.049 --> 00:26:02.769
two and we just fucking drop an atom bomb in

00:26:02.769 --> 00:26:05.029
Japan. It's like, no, you're like working towards

00:26:05.029 --> 00:26:07.869
stopping. God, they're just like, sometimes they're

00:26:07.869 --> 00:26:12.660
just like, Man, it's like, yeah, they're our

00:26:12.660 --> 00:26:14.579
ally, but they're like our ally that's going

00:26:14.579 --> 00:26:17.180
to get us fucking annihilated. You know what

00:26:17.180 --> 00:26:21.140
I mean? It's like, how come you have beef with

00:26:21.140 --> 00:26:24.119
everybody? Well, because they're surrounded by

00:26:24.119 --> 00:26:26.480
a bunch of Muslims that want to kill them. Right,

00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.240
right. I'm not defending Israel. I think fucking

00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:35.279
Netanyahu is a homicidal maniac. Yeah, I don't

00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:37.759
know if he's a maniac. I mean, I guess you can't

00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:44.529
know. Unless you were them, right? Yeah. But

00:26:44.529 --> 00:26:50.569
it just seems like... I feel like... I don't

00:26:50.569 --> 00:26:54.049
know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't really

00:26:54.049 --> 00:26:55.710
have an opinion on it because I don't have enough

00:26:55.710 --> 00:26:58.730
information. Well, I mean, it comes down to,

00:26:58.789 --> 00:27:01.049
do you think that we should... Send American

00:27:01.049 --> 00:27:04.789
troops to go to war in Iran. No, fuck no. Yeah,

00:27:04.910 --> 00:27:07.670
exactly. Do you think that we should let Iran

00:27:07.670 --> 00:27:13.349
develop a nuclear weapon? Well, if they're adamant

00:27:13.349 --> 00:27:15.990
that they're going to use it against Israel,

00:27:16.069 --> 00:27:20.349
no. It's like it'll never happen. Fuck Israel.

00:27:20.450 --> 00:27:23.029
Why do we have to defend them, though? Because

00:27:23.029 --> 00:27:27.420
they're our ally, dude. And, look. Like you said,

00:27:27.460 --> 00:27:29.480
all our banks are Jewish. They can become not

00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:31.700
our ally, though. We can easily make them not

00:27:31.700 --> 00:27:34.400
our ally. No, you want them as your ally. Why?

00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:41.019
Why? Yeah. Goldman Sachs. Let's see. Because

00:27:41.019 --> 00:27:44.400
of money? One of their banks, yeah. Yeah, I would

00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:47.220
probably keep them as your ally. Good allies

00:27:47.220 --> 00:27:52.160
to have. Right. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. I mean,

00:27:52.180 --> 00:27:55.240
dude, they're our allies, but... I don't think

00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:58.539
that we should get fully involved. It's like

00:27:58.539 --> 00:28:02.099
what happened with like dropping the bombs on

00:28:02.099 --> 00:28:06.640
Iran. It was like, it's like, it was, they were

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:10.400
up on stage. Right. And then we went up and just

00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:12.099
took the fucking mic and took over the show.

00:28:12.220 --> 00:28:15.539
It's like, no dude, like that's their show. Like

00:28:15.539 --> 00:28:18.579
let them do it. They were happy that we fucking

00:28:18.579 --> 00:28:21.259
dropped those bombs. Yeah, they were. And then

00:28:21.259 --> 00:28:23.839
totally disrespected us by going and fucking...

00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:27.380
Well, it's the big show. Avoiding the ceasefire.

00:28:27.660 --> 00:28:30.940
You know, breaking the ceasefire. It's the big

00:28:30.940 --> 00:28:34.720
bad show tonight. So, hold on a second. We got

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.359
a couple things we missed out on because we deleted

00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:42.089
the first 25 minutes. So, let's say... Kyle,

00:28:42.089 --> 00:28:44.630
the Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Kyle doesn't

00:28:44.630 --> 00:28:49.190
have clean air. He doesn't have clothes. Kyle's

00:28:49.190 --> 00:28:55.930
basically homeless. But is he happy? Happy and

00:28:55.930 --> 00:29:03.150
homeless. As long as you're happy, dude. Am I

00:29:03.150 --> 00:29:07.509
happy? Are you happy? You could be happy and

00:29:07.509 --> 00:29:16.529
homeless. I'm paying all this money. Kyle got

00:29:16.529 --> 00:29:23.549
a new mental health diagnosis. Which one was

00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:24.789
that? You don't have to say it if you don't want

00:29:24.789 --> 00:29:29.690
to. Disassociative identity disorder. Which is

00:29:29.690 --> 00:29:31.970
kind of like split personality, he said. It's

00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:38.019
exactly that. Because of trauma, he said. You

00:29:38.019 --> 00:29:42.339
have fragmentation of your personality. Going

00:29:42.339 --> 00:29:47.920
through divorce. Yep. Could come back together

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.740
though. They're just trying to stay separate

00:29:50.740 --> 00:29:54.880
for a while. Probably not. Probably won't. Do

00:29:54.880 --> 00:30:00.220
you want it to? I think part of me does, part

00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:03.799
of me doesn't. I don't know. It's a weird situation.

00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:10.980
to be in. How long you been together? We're going

00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:15.759
to go into a therapy session. Seven or eight

00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:24.059
years. Wow. How'd you meet? Well, me and Shane

00:30:24.059 --> 00:30:27.119
were working together as partners at Brunswick

00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:34.099
and she was a EMT student with Shane. You know,

00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:37.599
I just slid my greasy little self in there. Wow.

00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:41.880
I didn't know she was a whacker, too. Yeah. I

00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.079
mean, she never did anything with her EMT, but

00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:47.480
yeah, she hasn't. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so she

00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:50.799
didn't become one of us. One of us. Right, but

00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:56.140
she took the class. Right. Right. What does she

00:30:56.140 --> 00:31:00.680
do for work? She's a retard wrangler. She works.

00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:06.480
Oh, Jesus Christ. She is a teacher's assistant

00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:11.099
for special ed. Oh, damn. Retard wrangler. Oh,

00:31:11.180 --> 00:31:16.559
my God. That's awesome. Dude, do you think...

00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:20.099
I saw a video of this guy, Down syndrome guy,

00:31:20.259 --> 00:31:23.579
testifying in Congress about how people find

00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:26.779
out that their babies have Down syndrome in utero

00:31:26.779 --> 00:31:29.579
and then abort them. Do you think that's ethical?

00:31:29.940 --> 00:31:32.960
Do I think it's ethical? Yeah. Bro, come on.

00:31:33.819 --> 00:31:35.980
Like, life's hard enough without Down syndrome.

00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:39.579
Right. Can you be happy and have Down syndrome?

00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:43.140
You can be very happy, but the people around

00:31:43.140 --> 00:31:45.880
you are miserable. People with Down syndrome?

00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:48.859
They're the happiest people in the fucking planet,

00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:51.240
bro. It's just everybody around me. Life's a

00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:53.880
dream. All you gotta do is drop off John Cena,

00:31:54.099 --> 00:32:01.819
and they're like, what? yeah give me down syndrome

00:32:01.819 --> 00:32:05.960
fuck man i want to be happy dude i mean like

00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:09.099
all right life has its challenges right yeah

00:32:09.099 --> 00:32:12.640
so just imagine having down syndrome on top of

00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:18.700
that like it's no dude like you don't no just

00:32:18.700 --> 00:32:21.839
save somebody the trouble like i'm serious i'm

00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:24.819
serious like i it's not even to me it's not even

00:32:24.819 --> 00:32:29.259
a question it's too too difficult as it is Without

00:32:29.259 --> 00:32:32.279
that kind of shit going on. It's hard enough

00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:37.859
just with normal challenges. And then it's just,

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:39.920
I don't know. I'm going to stop talking before

00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.680
people think I'm... But then it's like, now that

00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:45.299
we have the ability to test people's DNA before

00:32:45.299 --> 00:32:49.660
they're born, do we basically abort everybody

00:32:49.660 --> 00:32:53.240
that has a genetic defect? Well, I think I wouldn't

00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:55.730
stop at Down Syndrome. I think I'd keep going

00:32:55.730 --> 00:32:58.769
all the way up to... What the fuck? I like how

00:32:58.769 --> 00:33:05.349
Elon Musk... I like how Elon Musk's son, he like

00:33:05.349 --> 00:33:10.160
bred them in... in vitro fertilization in order

00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:12.640
to have like the best genetic traits and now

00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:14.660
they're just like i'm trans and he's like oh

00:33:14.660 --> 00:33:17.740
you're disowned did they yeah he didn't he's

00:33:17.740 --> 00:33:19.640
like dressing yeah he's like dressing like a

00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:22.599
girl now he didn't select his children no he

00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:25.940
did he selected their genetic traits stop yeah

00:33:25.940 --> 00:33:28.759
and he had them fertilized uh in vitro in vitro

00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.339
no way he's the richest person in the world he

00:33:31.339 --> 00:33:34.140
obviously can do that they have we have the capability

00:33:34.140 --> 00:33:37.390
to do that right but did he actually I really

00:33:37.390 --> 00:33:40.369
think he would probably just nut and leave it

00:33:40.369 --> 00:33:42.250
in and call it quits. You think he went through

00:33:42.250 --> 00:33:45.369
all that trouble? No, he selected the best DNA

00:33:45.369 --> 00:33:49.869
traits that he had and put them into his son.

00:33:50.309 --> 00:33:54.950
How do you do that, though? You have scientists

00:33:54.950 --> 00:33:59.170
analyze your DNA sequence and based on that,

00:33:59.210 --> 00:34:01.730
they can tell what genes you have. They can make

00:34:01.730 --> 00:34:04.069
it so that... You don't have any genes that are

00:34:04.069 --> 00:34:07.450
causing any disability. You can have more intelligence,

00:34:07.509 --> 00:34:11.769
more physical strength, shit like that. Okay,

00:34:12.090 --> 00:34:14.070
but how do you get that into a sperm cell is

00:34:14.070 --> 00:34:17.969
what I'm saying, I guess. Oh no, you just find

00:34:17.969 --> 00:34:20.909
the sperm cell with the best DNA. Well, how do

00:34:20.909 --> 00:34:24.849
you get it? Well, you shoot millions of sperm

00:34:24.849 --> 00:34:27.110
when you fucking shoot a load, right? So you

00:34:27.110 --> 00:34:31.809
just find the one with the best DNA. Okay, so

00:34:31.809 --> 00:34:34.409
what I'm saying is like, how do you wrangle this

00:34:34.409 --> 00:34:37.110
one? How do you lasso that bad boy? Get it into

00:34:37.110 --> 00:34:41.550
the thing that checks it and then not kill it.

00:34:42.150 --> 00:34:45.110
We have the ability to actually turn on genes

00:34:45.110 --> 00:34:48.090
on and off. So if there's a gene that we want

00:34:48.090 --> 00:34:52.230
to select for, we can actually introduce, I forget

00:34:52.230 --> 00:34:54.510
what it is, but we can turn the gene on and off.

00:34:54.610 --> 00:34:57.170
So you can pick which genes you want. That's

00:34:57.170 --> 00:34:59.250
fucking wild. So they lasso this fucking sperm.

00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:03.219
Pull it into the fucking gene checker. They turn

00:35:03.219 --> 00:35:07.079
whatever genes they want on. Damn. Can you imagine

00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:08.940
being a scientist that's got to pick through

00:35:08.940 --> 00:35:15.400
Elon Musk's fucking cone? You guys aren't asking

00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:18.119
the important questions, right? What's the important

00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:23.300
questions? Fuck, marry, kill. Nancy Pelosi. Oh,

00:35:23.300 --> 00:35:28.360
fuck. Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, God. Kill. Whoopi

00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:35.199
Goldberg. Kill. Fuck, marry, kill. Let me hear

00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:37.619
it. Let me marry Whoopi Goldberg. Fuck Nancy

00:35:37.619 --> 00:35:41.019
Pelosi. Oh, you have to have one of each. Yeah,

00:35:41.059 --> 00:35:43.400
kill Rosie O'Donnell. Fucking Rosie O'Donnell.

00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:48.070
No, what? Oh, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. I'm

00:35:48.070 --> 00:35:52.010
fucking Whoopi Goldberg. That's a soundbite.

00:35:53.250 --> 00:35:57.469
It's going black. It's going black. No, no, no.

00:35:57.710 --> 00:36:02.289
Okay, okay. I'm marrying Nancy Pelosi. Oh, wow.

00:36:02.429 --> 00:36:04.510
Because you want the power. You're power hungry.

00:36:04.650 --> 00:36:06.710
Yeah, I'm marrying Nancy. No, I really want to

00:36:06.710 --> 00:36:11.469
fuck Nancy Pelosi. No, I'm going to marry her.

00:36:11.530 --> 00:36:15.090
I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck Whoopi Goldberg.

00:36:17.950 --> 00:36:20.849
I'm going to kill Rosie O'Donnell. If that doesn't

00:36:20.849 --> 00:36:23.570
get clipped, if that doesn't get fucking clipped,

00:36:23.590 --> 00:36:32.949
it adds to the intro. Dude, my options are pretty

00:36:32.949 --> 00:36:36.230
limited. I don't want to wake up next to her

00:36:36.230 --> 00:36:39.570
every day like somebody you're married to. Killin'

00:36:39.570 --> 00:36:44.210
Rosie with a huddle? Yes! Oh, fuck yeah. Fuck.

00:36:44.329 --> 00:36:48.929
What was yours, Casey? I got the soundboard out.

00:36:51.750 --> 00:37:00.769
Fucking government! So what else? What is that?

00:37:02.250 --> 00:37:05.269
Is that your dog? Dude, did you see how... Yeah,

00:37:05.489 --> 00:37:08.250
my dogs are going nuts. Somebody might be here.

00:37:08.489 --> 00:37:14.010
I actually might have to hop off. Oh. Get him

00:37:14.010 --> 00:37:16.110
on the podcast. Yeah, get him on the pod, dude.

00:37:17.050 --> 00:37:19.949
Is it your ex -wife? Get her on the podcast.

00:37:20.429 --> 00:37:23.960
I think it is. I think it's the issue. Get her

00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:25.800
on the podcast. Yeah, get her on. We'll do a

00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:27.619
therapy session. Yeah. Couples therapy. Me and

00:37:27.619 --> 00:37:30.300
Dan could fix your marital problems. This is

00:37:30.300 --> 00:37:33.960
what I need is you guys. You guys diving into

00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:41.079
my fucking broken marriage. My broken life. Yeah,

00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:43.000
get her on, bro. Yeah, get her on right now.

00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:46.800
I don't know. There is somebody here. I'm not

00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.059
sure who. Dan, did you hear this guy, the liver

00:37:52.059 --> 00:37:57.889
king? He eats fucking liver and shit on Facebook.

00:37:58.329 --> 00:38:02.130
He drinks bone marrow. He's trying to kill Joe

00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:03.710
Rogan. Yeah, he was trying to kill Joe Rogan.

00:38:04.050 --> 00:38:06.230
Joe Rogan's always talking shit about him because

00:38:06.230 --> 00:38:08.690
he's like... Do you know the whole scandal with

00:38:08.690 --> 00:38:10.730
the Lever King? No, not really. Oh, dude, he

00:38:10.730 --> 00:38:12.849
said he was natty, which means you're not on

00:38:12.849 --> 00:38:16.170
any steroids. Oh, yeah. For the longest time,

00:38:16.230 --> 00:38:18.170
he's telling people he just eats fucking so much

00:38:18.170 --> 00:38:20.929
meat and drinks bone marrow and shit. And he

00:38:20.929 --> 00:38:25.159
had like... extremely defined like abs like that

00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:28.260
looked fake yeah and just like like muscle on

00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:31.280
top of muscle he just he said he lives like the

00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:34.739
fucking seven primal tenants like he gets light

00:38:34.739 --> 00:38:38.139
he gets like uh the the proper movement and like

00:38:38.139 --> 00:38:42.039
all this bull like yeah and he was joe he got

00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:45.320
caught injecting massive and all joseph was like

00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:50.480
you know all joseph was like you don't look like

00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:54.630
that without you know not being natural right

00:38:54.630 --> 00:38:57.230
everybody knows that like it's just like yeah

00:38:57.230 --> 00:39:01.250
but this guy went down and he went fucking mental

00:39:01.250 --> 00:39:03.849
he went down to Austin he was driving down to

00:39:03.849 --> 00:39:09.449
Austin to kill Joe Rogan yeah he was making threats

00:39:09.449 --> 00:39:13.590
online right pre -labeled box and he's like you

00:39:13.590 --> 00:39:16.349
know what's in this box a fucking loaded gun

00:39:16.349 --> 00:39:18.070
and he's like I'm gonna kill him and his whole

00:39:18.070 --> 00:39:20.579
family or whatever because only He was actually

00:39:20.579 --> 00:39:24.400
on the way. Yeah. It all started because he wanted

00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:27.320
to be on the podcast. And Joe's like, no, not

00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:30.179
until you admit that you're a liar. You know?

00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:32.780
Right. And the guy's like, I'm not a fucking

00:39:32.780 --> 00:39:35.380
liar. I'm fucking liver King. Fucking daddy,

00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:39.099
bro. Which you're fucking retarded. If you want

00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:41.800
to be on test, be on test. It's not even test.

00:39:41.860 --> 00:39:45.300
Dude. The test would never do like, would never

00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:47.829
get you to the way that guy looks. Like straight

00:39:47.829 --> 00:39:50.650
testosterone. Your testosterone could be fucking,

00:39:50.730 --> 00:39:56.110
uh, like something insane, dude, like 2000. And

00:39:56.110 --> 00:39:58.530
you'll never look like that. That's, that's like

00:39:58.530 --> 00:40:04.030
a fucking, what is it? Trenbolone. Uh, what else

00:40:04.030 --> 00:40:06.849
do they use? Deca. Like, that's like some heavy

00:40:06.849 --> 00:40:09.510
duty shit. I think Deca, Deca and Tren are like

00:40:09.510 --> 00:40:14.329
the two big ones. Yeah. Yeah. That's so basically

00:40:14.329 --> 00:40:18.639
what happened is he went into a roid rage. I

00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:20.739
think it's more than a roid rage. I think he

00:40:20.739 --> 00:40:23.940
just, like, something went wrong in his mind.

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:27.239
Oh, wow, he's going mental out there. What was

00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:33.840
that? I was reading on this Reddit. These guys

00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:39.179
are saying that their gay friends turn straight

00:40:39.179 --> 00:40:42.659
when they take Tren, which is a steroid. Oh.

00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:47.320
They've reported that gay men actually have attraction

00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:49.139
to women when they're on it. It changes their

00:40:49.139 --> 00:40:55.840
hormones. Well, don't gay people actually biologically

00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:01.099
have lower testosterone? No. That's just me stereotyping.

00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:04.639
Yeah, no, that's not true at all. Did we lose

00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:09.599
Kyle? I think we lost him. No, but I know, like,

00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:15.769
obviously... Kyle dipped out. What do you think

00:41:15.769 --> 00:41:18.070
about the gay accent? Where do you think that

00:41:18.070 --> 00:41:21.130
comes from? The gay accent. Because I read that

00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:25.349
people that grow up just being around women all

00:41:25.349 --> 00:41:32.590
the time develop a feminine voice. No, man. I

00:41:32.590 --> 00:41:38.289
think it's a similar phenomenon to upspeak. You

00:41:38.289 --> 00:41:40.809
know what upspeak is? No. It's like, maybe I

00:41:40.809 --> 00:41:44.530
can do it. It's very big in California where

00:41:44.530 --> 00:41:46.869
they're always talking like this and there's

00:41:46.869 --> 00:41:49.889
a rising inflection on the other sentence. It's

00:41:49.889 --> 00:41:52.550
kind of an accent. Really popular in Tech Valley.

00:41:53.269 --> 00:41:56.610
That's upspeak, right? So it's just a thing.

00:41:56.809 --> 00:42:01.670
It's like speech is almost contagious. And when

00:42:01.670 --> 00:42:06.010
you're hanging around other people, like -minded

00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:10.889
people, just even hanging around Tyler, I say,

00:42:11.190 --> 00:42:14.730
type shit now you know what i mean like so it's

00:42:14.730 --> 00:42:17.650
like it just it's it's contagious it's like you're

00:42:17.650 --> 00:42:20.949
starting to call people socialists yeah exactly

00:42:20.949 --> 00:42:23.449
so i think that's what it's about i don't think

00:42:23.449 --> 00:42:26.510
it's anything like actually like to do with their

00:42:26.510 --> 00:42:29.690
upbringing or like just like like if you threw

00:42:29.690 --> 00:42:32.210
a gay kid in a fucking closet for like 20 years

00:42:32.210 --> 00:42:34.789
and threw him scraps of food and he'd like he's

00:42:34.789 --> 00:42:37.489
gay right but when he comes out he'd have like

00:42:37.489 --> 00:42:40.789
this fucking like are you talking about the lisp

00:42:40.789 --> 00:42:43.610
or like the well do you think being gay is genetic

00:42:43.610 --> 00:42:46.710
or is it lisp anymore it's like right but the

00:42:46.710 --> 00:42:49.409
lisp used to be more of a thing yeah right is

00:42:49.409 --> 00:42:52.210
it genetic or is it influenced by like the way

00:42:52.210 --> 00:42:55.650
that you were brought up um i think what the

00:42:55.650 --> 00:43:00.889
accent no being gay uh no dude i think it's definitely

00:43:00.889 --> 00:43:05.969
genetic i think all right i think it's a combination

00:43:05.969 --> 00:43:10.050
of both It's nature and nurture. It's both. I

00:43:10.050 --> 00:43:13.449
don't think it's all one or the other. It's a

00:43:13.449 --> 00:43:17.789
little bit of both. Could be. Like the accent,

00:43:17.989 --> 00:43:22.889
like the lisp could be like nurture. But there's

00:43:22.889 --> 00:43:26.329
definitely genes that account for people's sexuality.

00:43:27.349 --> 00:43:32.010
Yeah. I also think, I think we talked about this.

00:43:32.130 --> 00:43:33.730
I think we definitely talked about this multiple

00:43:33.730 --> 00:43:38.619
times. I think when a society gets to a point,

00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:43.440
because the whole point of procreation is to

00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:48.079
select for the best genes, right? Yeah. So, you

00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:51.139
know, you want the most attractive woman and

00:43:51.139 --> 00:43:54.179
the man that can acquire the most resources.

00:43:55.420 --> 00:43:59.800
So, and you're trying, like the guy who can acquire

00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:01.820
the most resources gets the most attractive woman.

00:44:02.699 --> 00:44:04.840
You know, that's generally, like, kind of how

00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:07.940
it goes. I think that's it, is that being gay

00:44:07.940 --> 00:44:10.380
is not selected for, right? Because you can't,

00:44:10.380 --> 00:44:15.860
like, naturally, historically reproduce. I think...

00:44:15.860 --> 00:44:18.059
So I think people have a bias against that because

00:44:18.059 --> 00:44:21.739
it's not exactly selected for. Well, I think

00:44:21.739 --> 00:44:23.699
it's not participating, you're not participating

00:44:23.699 --> 00:44:26.440
in the procreation process, right? Yeah. So,

00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:29.659
like, you want the best of the best genes to

00:44:29.659 --> 00:44:33.559
go to the top. right the absolute best so when

00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:38.500
you have an abundance of uh say like food right

00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:41.539
calories in the environment so you can make a

00:44:41.539 --> 00:44:43.780
lot of people because that's what it takes right

00:44:43.780 --> 00:44:46.900
to make people is like you gotta have calories

00:44:46.900 --> 00:44:49.159
yeah so you have enough calories because when

00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:50.860
you don't have calories your hormones go into

00:44:50.860 --> 00:44:54.840
a state where you can't have children right so

00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:57.119
like you know in men when they have yeah you

00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.199
gotta feed before you can breed exactly right

00:45:00.670 --> 00:45:05.210
Feed and breed. Right. So I think when you get

00:45:05.210 --> 00:45:07.610
to a point where there's an abundance of calories

00:45:07.610 --> 00:45:10.469
in the environment, which we have too many calories.

00:45:10.610 --> 00:45:13.690
Yeah. You ever like try to jerk off and you're

00:45:13.690 --> 00:45:16.019
like hungry and you're like. No, I can't. I gotta

00:45:16.019 --> 00:45:19.159
eat something. Never once, dude. No? Hunger has

00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:21.659
never stopped me from masturbating. That's a

00:45:21.659 --> 00:45:25.780
wrap. I feel like... I feel like I'm... I'm fucking

00:45:25.780 --> 00:45:28.599
more horny when I'm hungry. Really? Yeah. I feel

00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:30.760
like that kind of overrides the feeling of being

00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.579
hungry. It just overrides the feeling of breeding.

00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:38.579
Never. It should though, right? Because you need

00:45:38.579 --> 00:45:41.079
to eat to stay alive. I can go days without food,

00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:44.360
bro. I can't go a day without jerking off. I

00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:49.820
guess it's different for everyone. I guess so.

00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:52.619
But what I'm saying is like you got an abundance

00:45:52.619 --> 00:45:55.480
of calories in the environment, right? And you

00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:58.099
can make as many people as you want. There has

00:45:58.099 --> 00:46:00.800
to be some other rate limiting factor, right?

00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:05.150
You see what I'm saying? naturally when there's

00:46:05.150 --> 00:46:07.030
no calories, you can't make as many people. But

00:46:07.030 --> 00:46:09.510
when you have an abundance of calories, you still

00:46:09.510 --> 00:46:11.489
want to select for the best. It's like, okay,

00:46:11.530 --> 00:46:14.690
well maybe we have a ton of people and some of

00:46:14.690 --> 00:46:18.510
them are gay when we don't need, like I guaranteed

00:46:18.510 --> 00:46:20.570
if everybody was maybe a little more hungry,

00:46:20.710 --> 00:46:26.469
you'd have less gay people. Why is that? I shouldn't

00:46:26.469 --> 00:46:29.389
have said that. I'm going to take that. Can we

00:46:29.389 --> 00:46:31.969
edit that out? What is like the rationale behind

00:46:31.969 --> 00:46:35.920
that? The rationale behind that. Let's see. What

00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:37.739
was I thinking when I said that stupid thing?

00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:47.820
Well, I, I think, um, I just think, I think gay

00:46:47.820 --> 00:46:51.900
people are a product of an abundance of resources.

00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.239
Oh, okay. You see what I'm saying? It's like

00:46:55.239 --> 00:46:57.280
when a society hits a point where they just have

00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.199
an absolute abundance of resources, like too

00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:03.699
much, we just don't. Like I had a 10 year old

00:47:03.699 --> 00:47:06.539
patient the other day who said they were going

00:47:06.539 --> 00:47:09.699
by they them pronouns. And I was like, is this

00:47:09.699 --> 00:47:12.780
like the parents thing? Or is it like, this is

00:47:12.780 --> 00:47:15.639
the kids thing. And like the parent, the dad

00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:18.380
actually slipped up and said like, she was like,

00:47:18.460 --> 00:47:21.880
Oh, it's the kids. Yeah. So like, are the parents

00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:24.079
like forcing it on the fucking child? Is the

00:47:24.079 --> 00:47:26.039
child getting this from their fucking indoctrination

00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:29.280
at school? Right. I think there's people like

00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:32.110
that, but there's also people like, You know,

00:47:32.130 --> 00:47:35.170
I went to high school with this one girl who

00:47:35.170 --> 00:47:39.809
her dad, when she was like 18 or something, came

00:47:39.809 --> 00:47:43.090
out as gay and like divorced her mom and like

00:47:43.090 --> 00:47:47.090
married a dude and like moved out. And I think

00:47:47.090 --> 00:47:49.150
there's people like that who are just closeted

00:47:49.150 --> 00:47:50.769
for their entire lives because they can't like

00:47:50.769 --> 00:47:54.210
come out. Yeah. But, you know, there's like also

00:47:54.210 --> 00:47:56.409
people who are kind of jumping on the train.

00:47:56.929 --> 00:48:00.320
Right. Yeah. That's it. You know what? You know,

00:48:00.340 --> 00:48:02.820
he struck me as strange. Like, people have children

00:48:02.820 --> 00:48:05.940
and then they come out. You know? Yeah. Or they're,

00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:07.420
like, in a relationship for such a long... I

00:48:07.420 --> 00:48:09.039
know so many people that are in relationships.

00:48:09.420 --> 00:48:11.420
That's what Elton John did, actually. He married

00:48:11.420 --> 00:48:13.199
a woman for a while because he was trying to

00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:15.420
be... You know, it was actually... If you ever

00:48:15.420 --> 00:48:18.659
saw that movie Rocketman about his life... No.

00:48:19.300 --> 00:48:22.059
Like, his parents... Like, both his parents were,

00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.820
like, not really accepting of him being gay.

00:48:25.710 --> 00:48:28.230
And his mom was like, oh yeah, I always knew

00:48:28.230 --> 00:48:30.110
you were gay, but just know that you can never

00:48:30.110 --> 00:48:33.610
really be happy. And that was like what broke

00:48:33.610 --> 00:48:37.550
him, basically. Like turned him to drugs and

00:48:37.550 --> 00:48:42.010
shit like that. Damn. Yeah, so he was like, you

00:48:42.010 --> 00:48:44.329
know, in the closet for a long time and he was

00:48:44.329 --> 00:48:47.989
trying to be normal by marrying a woman. But

00:48:47.989 --> 00:48:50.639
they would like not sleep in the same bed. and

00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:53.099
he was like yeah i'm gay but this is kind of

00:48:53.099 --> 00:48:54.980
like a cover -up like i like you as a friend

00:48:54.980 --> 00:48:58.699
but i'm not really like attracted to you wow

00:48:58.699 --> 00:49:03.139
so damn that's fucked up yeah it's a fucked up

00:49:03.139 --> 00:49:05.320
thing to do it was like back in the 70s right

00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:09.340
when in the 80s when being gay wasn't as socially

00:49:09.340 --> 00:49:14.300
acceptable yeah when did it become like like

00:49:14.300 --> 00:49:17.079
when i was like absolutely fine i'd say 2010

00:49:18.139 --> 00:49:20.599
No, I think back in, like, the 60s and 70s when

00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:22.679
they had, like, the whole revolution with, like,

00:49:22.699 --> 00:49:26.239
the counterculture hippie shit is where it became

00:49:26.239 --> 00:49:32.059
more, like, socially acceptable. Yeah. Now everybody

00:49:32.059 --> 00:49:35.360
and their brother's gay. It's like, damn. Like,

00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:37.840
not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm

00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:39.719
just saying, like, everybody's gay. It's like,

00:49:39.860 --> 00:49:43.460
I see people just coming out right and left that

00:49:43.460 --> 00:49:46.059
I went to high school with. Really? Oh, yeah.

00:49:46.780 --> 00:49:51.719
A lot of chicks. Yeah, it's fucking wild. This

00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:54.300
one chick even has a podcast about being bisexual.

00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:58.480
Well, we should get her on the podcast. I mean,

00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.840
we could. She's kind of hot. She has her own

00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:06.019
podcast? Yeah. Yeah, we should get her on as

00:50:06.019 --> 00:50:09.199
a guest. Yeah, and see what she's got to say

00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:16.239
about that. Or not. We could not also. We got

00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:20.119
to get some exposure. Yeah. I mean, if we, if

00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:21.940
we actually wanted to get exposure, we would

00:50:21.940 --> 00:50:24.579
have to make YouTube shorts and we would have

00:50:24.579 --> 00:50:28.340
to have like video of us. Yeah. Right. If we,

00:50:28.340 --> 00:50:31.239
if we had video on all of our faces, right. A

00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:33.599
camera on all of our faces. And then like when

00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:35.199
somebody says something like Tyler says something

00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:38.219
ridiculous, right. And you take a sound clip

00:50:38.219 --> 00:50:40.860
of it, take a, you do a YouTube short of it.

00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.019
That's how you get exposure. But. I don't want

00:50:44.019 --> 00:50:46.320
to be exposed. We just need to get Joe Rogan

00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:49.559
as a guest on this podcast. Yeah, yeah. I think

00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:51.460
you would do it if you listened to a few episodes.

00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.380
Yeah, wouldn't it be funny if, like, that'd be

00:50:55.380 --> 00:50:57.940
bad. That'd be really bad. There's a lot of shit

00:50:57.940 --> 00:51:00.940
to go through. But is Kyle, uh, Kyle's gone?

00:51:01.860 --> 00:51:05.280
Yeah, Kyle, uh, dipped out. He said, uh, said

00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:11.599
he was going crazy in his house. And, uh, uh,

00:51:11.860 --> 00:51:15.630
and he had to, Dip out. House went mental, he

00:51:15.630 --> 00:51:22.289
said. Oh, damn. Well, if you want to take a break,

00:51:22.449 --> 00:51:25.449
I'm down to talk about some conspiracies for

00:51:25.449 --> 00:51:27.650
a little bit if you have time. But I don't know.

00:51:27.829 --> 00:51:33.889
You got time or you got to go? Let's do another

00:51:33.889 --> 00:51:37.110
10 minutes or so. All right. And then what do

00:51:37.110 --> 00:51:42.840
you want to talk about? 9 -11. Dude, I was thinking,

00:51:42.900 --> 00:51:44.579
what do you think the ghost hunting would be

00:51:44.579 --> 00:51:49.179
like at Ground Zero? Oh, yeah. That's a good

00:51:49.179 --> 00:51:51.719
idea, actually. You ever see that guy? There's,

00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:54.320
like, a janitor who cleans the pool every single

00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:57.000
day, and he, like, sees ghosts in the pool. No.

00:51:57.579 --> 00:52:00.780
Yeah. He was, like, talking about, like, he goes

00:52:00.780 --> 00:52:04.920
every, I think, once a week into the Ground Zero

00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:08.039
fountain, and he cleans the pool. Damn. And he's

00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:11.960
like... hear the screams of the dead people oh

00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:16.019
my god dude see like you never think like like

00:52:16.019 --> 00:52:19.659
places in such a busy area are haunted like you

00:52:19.659 --> 00:52:23.599
always think like places that are like like secluded

00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:28.420
are haunted right like abandoned shit right is

00:52:28.420 --> 00:52:31.320
haunted but you never think like midtown manhattan

00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:34.719
or lower manhattan is fucking haunted it's gotta

00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.820
be so many people died there yeah Do you think

00:52:37.820 --> 00:52:39.300
if you brought your ghost box, you would hear

00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:45.199
the screams? Oh, definitely. Oh, my God. I'm

00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:51.820
on fire. It's so fucking hot. Yeah, Tyler was,

00:52:51.980 --> 00:52:54.280
I think, there today, actually. He should have

00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:56.940
brought a spirit box. Yeah, dude, the shit you

00:52:56.940 --> 00:53:00.199
would fucking hear. I'm going to have to fucking

00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:06.079
jump. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you. Damn.

00:53:06.869 --> 00:53:08.949
Damn. You think you would pick that up on the

00:53:08.949 --> 00:53:12.730
spirit box? Yeah, I think you could find a lot

00:53:12.730 --> 00:53:18.469
of things at Ground Zero. There's a lot of what's

00:53:18.469 --> 00:53:26.969
it called? Something memories there. Untitled?

00:53:27.610 --> 00:53:33.579
Untitled memories. Like what do you mean? Unsettled.

00:53:33.739 --> 00:53:37.860
Yeah. Like when people die just tragically, I

00:53:37.860 --> 00:53:41.159
feel like they're kind of just like trapped there.

00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.940
Like they don't, they never really accepted what

00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:47.260
happened to them if they died untimely. Damn.

00:53:48.980 --> 00:53:51.059
Dude, I feel like they could be stuck there.

00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:54.519
You know, they like, they didn't find like any

00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:59.239
whole bodies at Ground Zero. Oh no. Maybe the

00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:02.739
people that like jumped. a few of them, but people

00:54:02.739 --> 00:54:07.420
in the building, there was no whole bodies. They

00:54:07.420 --> 00:54:09.820
were just like, just from the pancaking force

00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:12.860
of the floors, there's just so much force that

00:54:12.860 --> 00:54:14.940
there's just nothing. The cleanup was actually

00:54:14.940 --> 00:54:19.019
easy. Oh, yeah, because they just got vaporized

00:54:19.019 --> 00:54:26.019
into dust, basically. Yeah. Do you think the

00:54:26.019 --> 00:54:30.659
Jews did 9 -11? I think they had something to

00:54:30.659 --> 00:54:33.900
do with it. Well, I mean, now think about it,

00:54:33.960 --> 00:54:36.960
right? Why were all the banks closed on Tuesday

00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:40.239
morning? I don't know. If you look where Afghanistan

00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:44.940
is and you look where Iraq is and you look where

00:54:44.940 --> 00:54:48.760
Iran is, it's kind of fucking crazy that the

00:54:48.760 --> 00:54:50.599
most powerful military in the world ended up

00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:54.059
over there. Yeah. I think it's like the same

00:54:54.059 --> 00:54:56.909
thing that's going on with Iran now. It's like

00:54:56.909 --> 00:54:59.449
literally like those three countries are like

00:54:59.449 --> 00:55:02.889
right next to Israel. Right, because I think

00:55:02.889 --> 00:55:06.449
they're surrounded by people that want to kill

00:55:06.449 --> 00:55:10.989
them because they're different religions. Yeah,

00:55:11.110 --> 00:55:14.769
like so, I mean, if you wanted the largest military

00:55:14.769 --> 00:55:18.150
in the world to attack the people that might

00:55:18.150 --> 00:55:22.309
attack you. Right, that's why they're saying

00:55:22.309 --> 00:55:25.969
that they. attacked iran is to prevent them from

00:55:25.969 --> 00:55:28.909
you know developing nuclear weapons that could

00:55:28.909 --> 00:55:32.550
reach the east coast of the united states but

00:55:32.550 --> 00:55:34.690
it's like you know they've been saying that for

00:55:34.690 --> 00:55:40.650
like 30 years right yeah um no but the cia said

00:55:40.650 --> 00:55:44.530
that they they knew something was coming i so

00:55:44.530 --> 00:55:48.190
i say that like kind of jokingly right they knew

00:55:48.190 --> 00:55:50.710
something was coming like an attack yeah because

00:55:50.710 --> 00:55:54.559
they they heard the chatter Did they like activate

00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:58.019
sleeper cells now? Like Iranian? And they arrested

00:55:58.019 --> 00:56:02.179
a bunch of people. They arrested like 20 sleeper

00:56:02.179 --> 00:56:07.280
Iranian terrorists a few days ago, I think. Yeah,

00:56:07.300 --> 00:56:10.400
I'm not sure. Because they were like, get ready

00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:14.179
for an attack. Damn. Right, because we fucking

00:56:14.179 --> 00:56:16.460
had a bunch of, they had a bunch of sleeper cells

00:56:16.460 --> 00:56:20.090
in the US from Iran. Already. I would probably

00:56:20.090 --> 00:56:22.510
stay out of like major cities for a little bit.

00:56:22.949 --> 00:56:26.530
I would probably try not to piss off the people

00:56:26.530 --> 00:56:29.909
that are chanting death to America. Yeah. Burning

00:56:29.909 --> 00:56:34.809
the American flag. Yeah. Giving them a reason

00:56:34.809 --> 00:56:38.010
to just fucking go at it. I'm surprised that

00:56:38.010 --> 00:56:42.309
they, um, I was going to say, I'm surprised.

00:56:43.150 --> 00:56:44.869
I don't even remember what I was going to say.

00:56:45.150 --> 00:56:49.800
So tired. Oh, I'm surprised they agreed to, uh,

00:56:49.940 --> 00:56:53.760
any kind of ceasefire like immediately after

00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:55.920
getting their ship bombed. I'm surprised they're

00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:59.000
just like, maybe it was just like, they're just

00:56:59.000 --> 00:57:00.659
like, okay, well there's nothing that was fucking

00:57:00.659 --> 00:57:04.800
insane. Like we cannot fight with this. Yeah.

00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:07.900
I think they almost had to accept a ceasefire

00:57:07.900 --> 00:57:11.300
because they were, there's no way they could

00:57:11.300 --> 00:57:15.059
compete with the U S military. They're going

00:57:15.059 --> 00:57:17.280
to get fucking killed. They probably didn't even

00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:21.400
see those bombers coming. No. No, they had no

00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:24.599
shots fired on it. One of those B -2 stealth

00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:28.539
bombers. Yeah. Oh, it's called B -2 Spirit. But

00:57:28.539 --> 00:57:32.079
dude, think about... You got to think about how

00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:37.960
crazy that is. That they didn't even see them.

00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:43.380
Right? Yeah. So these are your most valuable

00:57:43.380 --> 00:57:48.559
facilities. Your nuclear facilities, right? They

00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:51.000
should be the most protected places in your country.

00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:54.380
Yeah, there's no way to see it, though. The United

00:57:54.380 --> 00:57:57.280
States just flew over and took them out. Right.

00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:00.380
It's like, dude, you can't. They must know at

00:58:00.380 --> 00:58:02.099
some level. They must just be like, okay, we

00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:05.039
have no way to compete. We could never compete

00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.539
with that. They could literally just level our

00:58:07.539 --> 00:58:10.980
country. Yeah, I think that's why they're so

00:58:10.980 --> 00:58:13.739
hesitant to get into war with the United States.

00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:16.579
because they know they'd just be fucking decimated.

00:58:16.860 --> 00:58:19.159
Right. Your most valuable facilities you can't

00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:21.719
even protect. And those things aren't invisible,

00:58:22.019 --> 00:58:26.019
bro. The B -1 bomber, they used a B -1, right?

00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:29.920
B -2 Spirit. Is that what they used? Yep. Oh,

00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:31.960
I thought they used a B -1. Well, they're not

00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:34.519
invisible to radar. They're invisible to old

00:58:34.519 --> 00:58:37.300
radar. I guess if you fly low enough, right?

00:58:37.420 --> 00:58:40.280
It's not on radar. Oh, yeah, but dude, those

00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:43.400
things are probably flying at like 40 ,000 feet.

00:58:44.460 --> 00:58:49.380
Right. Let's see. I'm going to ask chat GPT.

00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:51.539
Those things, you have to like look at it from

00:58:51.539 --> 00:58:54.059
the right angle in order to see it. Like otherwise

00:58:54.059 --> 00:58:56.800
they're so like flat that you can't really see

00:58:56.800 --> 00:59:02.219
it. Like just with like your naked eye. Yeah.

00:59:03.139 --> 00:59:11.820
Awesome. How high were the stealth bombers that

00:59:11.820 --> 00:59:14.719
dropped the bombs on the nuclear? Facilities

00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:28.320
in Iran. Testing, one, two. Hello? Fucking chat

00:59:28.320 --> 00:59:37.159
GPT, bro. Let me see. How high did the stealth

00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:51.010
bombers fly? fly that dropped bombs on Iran.

00:59:53.170 --> 00:59:55.849
Let's see what it says. I'm sure they flew, like,

00:59:55.889 --> 00:59:59.230
high to get across the Atlantic. Right, but I

00:59:59.230 --> 01:00:01.730
think once they got there, they probably had

01:00:01.730 --> 01:00:05.969
to descend. They said... Because it was, like,

01:00:05.989 --> 01:00:08.789
one of those Star Wars, like, Death Star shit,

01:00:08.889 --> 01:00:10.590
where they had to, like, fly and, like, drop

01:00:10.590 --> 01:00:14.000
it at the right, like, in a fucking hole. Like

01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:17.059
Luke Skywalker did. Dude, we literally made a

01:00:17.059 --> 01:00:19.460
movie about that exact scenario. Yeah, it was

01:00:19.460 --> 01:00:24.599
like the Death Star. What? They had to fly a

01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:28.239
plane over and drop the missile in a small hole

01:00:28.239 --> 01:00:31.869
like they did in the original Star Wars. Right.

01:00:32.210 --> 01:00:35.369
Top Gun Maverick. It was about literally bombing

01:00:35.369 --> 01:00:38.610
an Iranian nuclear facility. Oh, really? Yeah.

01:00:38.869 --> 01:00:41.230
Oh, yeah. And they had to come over the hill

01:00:41.230 --> 01:00:43.730
at an angle and come straight down and then fly

01:00:43.730 --> 01:00:46.610
out. That's literally what Top Gun Maverick...

01:00:46.610 --> 01:00:48.590
We told them we were going to do it. Oh, yeah.

01:00:48.650 --> 01:00:53.050
I remember that. And this says the stealth bombers

01:00:53.050 --> 01:00:55.829
operated at approximately 50 ,000 feet altitude.

01:00:58.989 --> 01:01:09.239
So... 50 ,000. Yeah, 50 ,000 feet. Yeah, what

01:01:09.239 --> 01:01:15.360
else in current events, though? I don't know.

01:01:15.440 --> 01:01:18.300
Pretty much just bombing Iran and hoping for

01:01:18.300 --> 01:01:22.480
the best. Lighting up the Middle East. Turn that

01:01:22.480 --> 01:01:28.380
shit into glass. We'll find out more soon. I

01:01:28.380 --> 01:01:32.719
think we can wrap this episode up by saying Casey

01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:36.860
was right again. The Republicans started another

01:01:36.860 --> 01:01:41.059
war. So much for your war -mongering Democrats.

01:01:42.840 --> 01:01:47.159
We'll end this episode on Casey was right. Womp

01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:54.969
womp. I love that sound bite. Play that. Yeah,

01:01:54.989 --> 01:01:59.969
but join us next week for a release of the Happy

01:01:59.969 --> 01:02:03.050
and Homeless Ambulance Session. Yeah, that'll

01:02:03.050 --> 01:02:06.329
be fun. Or no, the July 4th Ambulance Session

01:02:06.329 --> 01:02:08.570
episode. I gotta listen to it again to make sure

01:02:08.570 --> 01:02:10.309
I didn't say anything too ridiculous because,

01:02:10.449 --> 01:02:13.730
you know, times have changed since 2017. We're

01:02:13.730 --> 01:02:16.650
living in a different era here. Damn. Maybe I'll

01:02:16.650 --> 01:02:21.389
release it in this episode. In this one? No.

01:02:21.429 --> 01:02:24.469
It could be an hour. I don't know. How much time

01:02:24.469 --> 01:02:28.710
have we been on? An hour. An hour? Yeah. Are

01:02:28.710 --> 01:02:31.710
we going to do it this week or next week? Next

01:02:31.710 --> 01:02:36.630
week, yeah. Yeah, let's do it next week. All

01:02:36.630 --> 01:02:37.849
right. I think that'd be good because it was

01:02:37.849 --> 01:02:41.530
July 4th, right? Yep. And it'll be a good, that'll

01:02:41.530 --> 01:02:44.170
be perfect. We got to do it next week. Yeah,

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we'll release it. All right. All right. Well,

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like us on Facebook and, you know, as always,

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be kind to yourselves. And each other. for all

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we know robots have souls we just don't know

01:03:00.039 --> 01:03:03.280
if they do or don't how do you know have you

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ever been a cyborg or a robot You think we were

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the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no.

01:03:13.610 --> 01:03:17.650
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit

01:03:17.650 --> 01:03:20.809
hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with

01:03:20.809 --> 01:03:25.090
some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode.

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Where the fuck did the spearmen come from? Where

01:03:28.190 --> 01:03:30.250
the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling

01:03:30.250 --> 01:03:32.989
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh,

01:03:33.130 --> 01:03:34.829
they're killing, they're killing all the already

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born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Alien

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remakes. somewhere in China in some base there

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are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10

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feet tall on top of the soft ground they have

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bread and super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens I do not negotiate with terrorists

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I do not I do not I do not I do not My eyes.

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While holding their pulse. Feel them die. Of

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this. Virus. You feel. Bump. Bump. Bump. Beep.

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Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.

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I think that the government. Has. Taken it to

01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:40.519
the next level. With the birds. They know what

01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:43.000
birds are going to cross paths with you. That

01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:44.980
you are going to be able to raise. And they are

01:04:44.980 --> 01:04:47.099
going to make them so fucking real. They're going

01:04:47.099 --> 01:04:49.559
to sink money into them. Because they know. That

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if you put that motherfucker. We're only living

01:05:07.190 --> 01:05:43.699
in the third dimension! is an actual Nazi collaborator.

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Okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.

01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:50.440
Okay? Look it up. Look it up. He said that he

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was doing this shit. George Soros actually