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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 109. Yeah. Here with Dan and Tyler. You

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know this song? Yeah. I was still watching this

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video this week where all the white people in

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1960. This black kid came out and started singing

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this song and all the white people were like,

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oh my god. They didn't know that a black person

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was singing. I had the opposite reaction when

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I saw it. You know the song Just the Two of Us?

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That's made by a white guy. Oh, really? Like,

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I was like, what? I thought that was like a Marvin

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Gaye kind of guy. Yeah, like, no, white guy.

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Wow. I was just like, that's a white man. That's

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a soulful white man. Welcome to the Doomsday

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Special on Taylor Podcast. Sky is falling, Casey

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chicken. Why is it the Doomsday Special? Because

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we're going to a fucking war, bro. With Iran.

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We're not going to war with Iran. Casey keeps

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on digging out his cell phone. Have you been

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reading the news? No, you know what? I actually,

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I didn't. I didn't even look at my phone today

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except for messages. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I'm

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fucking so sick of that shit. Like, we're not

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going to war with Iran, bro. No, we are, bro.

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No, it's not going to happen. Trump's actually

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making a decision within the next two weeks.

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He already approved the military plans for attack

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on Iran. Dude, like... They attacked the U .S.

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Embassy in Israel. See, the way I understand

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it is that the Iranian people are chill. but

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they're under control of an insane government.

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So why don't they overthrow them? Well, that's

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what they're going to try and encourage. That's

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how the CIA works. He's going to be mysteriously

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assassinated with lethal precision, and they're

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going to be like, it was just the people. Ayatollah,

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right? Netanyahu confirmed that Trump was actually

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the target of the assassination. No, no, no,

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no, no. That's what Israel said. That's what

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they said. They're like, we have to attack Iran's

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nuclear weapons before they use them on us. They

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haven't even been developed yet. Right. They've

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been saying that for years, dude. Ever since

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fucking Israel got put over there, it's been

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a fucking nightmare. Yeah, bro. Israel's always

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got beef with somebody. Like, dude, I like Israel.

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Right? There are homies, but it's like you guys

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like maybe, I don't know, keep yourself a little

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bit because it's like you're always trying to

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like kill somebody. Right. They're like a fucking

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cage dog that like just wants to be let out.

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Right. They just want to prove that they can

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like kill people or something. I'm going to put

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on the Tel Aviv live cam in the background and

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we might get some explosions. Do it like, but

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like going on, like with like the, the cage dog,

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like, like, um, like a analogy. Yes. The people

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around the cage dog are just poking it with sharp

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sticks from time to time. But I get, I get why

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the dog's angry and I get why it's doing that.

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But like, we can't just let the dog just jump

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out and rip out the throat of literally everybody.

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But like, I get. As a person who sympathizes

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with the dog to a certain degree because it's

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in a cage and getting stabbed a bunch of times,

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we can't just let it out because it'll just start

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attacking everything around it. Yeah, man. I

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mean, God, the whole thing with Palestine. It

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started off fucked. That attack they did on the

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fucking festival was really fucked, but then

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Israel just went insane. Yeah, it was over the

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top. That was overkill. No pun intended. Like

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they, like, like fucking Palestine got to the

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point where there's like, we literally can't

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fight anymore. Like you destroyed everything.

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And they're like, we still want to kill you.

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It's like actually just the entire city is rubble.

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Like Palestine used to be fucking legit though.

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Like Palestine was actually like a nice place.

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Like, like in the what fifties before the Islamic

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revolution, the middle East wasn't as bad as

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it is now. And the thing is, is like, you think

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Palestine, right? You think of like, like brown

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people right but the first what not the first

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one of the first prime ministers she was a female

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one of the first prime ministers of israel was

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palestinian like palestine was just a region

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and it was like all a mix of people yeah you

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know yeah women you know didn't used to have

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to wear burqas and hijabs. The Islamic Revolution,

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I think, took place in the 70s. But if you look

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at the pictures of the late 60s and early 70s

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of the Middle East, it looked like America at

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the time. Spoken hot Iranians. They were really

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good looking women over there. They were wearing

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bikinis and shit, and then as soon as the fucking

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Islamic Revolution hit... Just looks like a war

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zone. Like somebody Islamic revolution ruined

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that entire area of the, of the world. But that's

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like the U S did that. Apparently we did. We

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did. We fucking, the U S does that everywhere.

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Like they just like fuck everything up like that.

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They cause like revolutions and they cause a

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coup d 'etat. And we, we do things in a, in a

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way where we think that we're doing good, but

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we don't think of the longterm consequences.

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I feel like that's America's biggest problem

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is that. I think America as a whole wants to

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be the good guys, but we're like, we bought our

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hands in too many pots. And we also don't think

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of the major repercussions that can happen five

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years down the line because of what we did. Like,

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yes. Like with Cuba fucking, they had Fidel Castro

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that we kept on trying to fucking kill over and

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over again. If we killed him and we actually

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succeeded in killing him, Cuba could have been

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so much worse, but then I put, it could have

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been better. But it can also be so much worse.

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Most of these places where we do shit in... This

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is them saying death to America and burning the

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American flag in Parliament. Damn. In Iran? Yeah.

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Wow. But, like, it's, like, shit like that. Like,

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we kick hornets' nests. We... We kill leaders

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and they get replaced with worse leaders. Like,

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it's just, like... It's a hydra. Like most of

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the countries that we're going up against are

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hydras. You cut one head off, two heads come

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back and the heads are worse. Yeah. And America

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has been, you know, foreign interventionists

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since the end of World War II. And now we have

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generations of men who just grew up where. Oh,

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my grandfather was killed by America, so I hate

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America. Oh, my dad was killed by America, so

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I hate America. And it's just an in -ground hatred

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in them because we killed their grandfathers

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and fathers type thing. And they're going to

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be like, I hate America because they killed my

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dad. Like how a whole bunch of people in America

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hated Germans because they killed their dad in

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World War II. And we're just getting over that.

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Like now. Like, oh, yeah, my grandfather died

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in World War II. Okay. that happened. It was

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50, it was six, uh, was it almost seven to 70

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years ago now? Like, it's like, yeah, but like

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these, these wounds are still fresh for these

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people because desert storm, desert shield, like

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these people were, are our age that are adults

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now. Yeah. I would remember my dad dying in fucking

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the nineties type thing. I would still be a fresh

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wound type thing. It's not my grandfather who

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died in 19 fucking 42. Right. And like America,

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we make enemies like that by doing shit like

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that. Like you got to think of the longterm repercussions

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because yes, killing a dictator might be a good

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thing. And, and like having to fight through

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to kill a dictator might be a good thing. However,

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there's always a bigger fish. There's always

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a bigger fish. There's always a worse person.

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And you're just making child soldiers that are

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going to become adults eventually. Dude, I asked

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this cleaning guy at work what country he was

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from. They're all from Iran, aren't they? No,

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well, I assumed he was from like India or Bangladesh

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or something. And I thought we were going to

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talk about naan and Indian food. And he said,

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oh, I am from Ayatollah. I'm like, What? I said,

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no, country. He goes, yeah, it's a country. I'm

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like, no idea where that is. Never heard of it.

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Iatria? No, that's not a country. I would have

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heard of it. How do you spell that? Maybe it's

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Iatria. Where is it? Iatria. It's connected to

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Ethiopia. That's wild. It's right next to Ethiopia.

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That's wild. That's in Africa, though. Yeah,

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it's African. Oh, yeah. How do you spell it?

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Eritrea. E -R -I -T -R -E -A. Right by where

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Farley was talking about. Djibouti. Djibouti.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got a whole geopolitical

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lesson. This guy, I asked him about it and I

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thought he was just going to tell me the country.

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Dude, he was showing me like fucking propaganda

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videos and shit. Oh, my God. Yeah, like supporting

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his side. He said that they don't like the U

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.S. because the U .S. is always like, trying

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to they're trying to set up like bases there

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yeah you don't want them there and so what they

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do is they like give them they try and give them

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aid and in return they want to set up a base

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there they don't want to just give them aid because

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they're starving they want to say it's basically

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a pain it's extortion yeah we're saying like

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dude we're going to give you something and we're

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putting a military base here and if you don't

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go along with it we'll kill you they just say

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you're a dictator And he goes, so they, they,

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he said, this country is so safe. My country

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I'm from so safe that the president of the country

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walks down the street without any bodyguards.

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He doesn't stop like at a red lights or he stops

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at red lights. He doesn't have like a motorcade

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that can just go through them. And he doesn't,

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he doesn't have any bodyguards, nothing. And

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he said, how big is the country? It's like not

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that big. Yeah. It's really small. It's a small

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country. It was, it's only 35 years old. So would

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it be like, like a governor type, like level,

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like you feel like maybe, maybe. Yeah. So, I

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mean, could you, I'm pretty sure like, like if

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Kathy holds you wanted to, she could drive down

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the street in New York. Yeah, she probably could.

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But he was saying that it's like so safe that

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you could like drop money and you'll, you'll

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get it at the police station later. You can go

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to Los Angeles police station. He said, it's

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just like, that's just how people are. Fucking

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awesome food. But he said they're always fighting

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with Ethiopia. Yeah, it says they had a civil

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war with Ethiopia. That's when they became a

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country. And he said the U .S. funds Ethiopia

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to fight them. Because once you don't comply

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with the U .S., you're a dictator and an enemy.

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I learned a lot about this country. 45 minutes

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when I'm supposed to be working. Did you know

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that African rappers flex water? Yeah, they flex

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water instead of money. Yeah, they dump out water

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and shit. I saw this, it's called Wata in Africa.

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Yeah, it's funny. I've seen the video. It's pretty

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funny. But they're like taking gallons of water

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and dumping it and shit. I let the fucking faucet

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run while I'm taking a shit just so people can't

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hear what's going on in the bathroom. I didn't

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know that was a flex. They're like dumping bottles

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on the ground. You know what we should do? We

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should just send them a video of us on a lake.

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Hey, look, we got a lake. If we boiled this,

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we could drink it. We have water fountains inside

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of buildings. It's crazy. And there's even stuff

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in the water to make your teeth nice. How are

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people starving there if people have lived there

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for like 200 ,000 years? This guy was telling

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me, this cleaning guy, he was saying that they

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manufacture the... the famines and the starvation

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with like countries that won't comply. They like

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make them starve to death. He said there's plenty

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of food. Can't you just like shoot a rhinoceros

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or something and eat it? I probably could. I

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don't know. It's probably a little tough. Yeah.

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I mean, they got gazelles and shit. Like there's

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a shit ton of like game in Africa. Yeah. That's

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where we fucking were all from at the start.

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I thought it came from Adam and Eve. I think

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it's northern. Isn't it from Egypt? It's the

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Fertile Crescent. The Horn of Africa. It's like

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that whole weird crescent area. That's where

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humans came from. And then white people came

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from the Caucasus, which is a little bit further

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up. No, I think they spread out to the... because

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i think it all started like no that's that's

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what i'm saying but like white people like white

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people like adapted into white people in the

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caucuses mount getting the caucus mountains dude

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it's fucking crazy how your body is just like

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the people that moved up there they're just like

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yeah we don't need any pigment well it's it was

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it's all snow and cold right but i mean like

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why not just like keep it just in case it's to

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allow uh more uv Oh, we talked about this in

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the episode. So that you can get more vitamin

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D. Dan, this is just a question I had for you

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because you're Greek and Irish. But how do you

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handle the cold? You all right with the cold?

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Dude, I used to be awesome with the cold. Really?

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I used to be, yeah. Dude, I would fucking be

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out in negative 10 degree weather, like, working

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on my car. Same. Like, no problem at all. Yeah,

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because, like, I've always been fine with the

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cold. Like, I was trying to figure out if there's,

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like, a connection, like, with, like, being,

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like, from, you know, like, snowy environments,

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like, genetically. Like, if, like, you do better.

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There is, yeah. Because, like, I do fine in the

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cold, but, like, my ancestors are from Germany

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and fucking, you know, like, Germanic England.

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Like, Germany to, like... like Western European,

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like area, like that whole, like Northern Western

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European, which is just like snow fucking cold

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all the time. And I feel like, I just feel like

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some people like genetically are more predisposed,

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predisposed, predisposed to, um, like just being

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able to handle cold weather. Yeah, no, definitely.

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Like, because also if you, in like, if you look

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statistically wise, like look at look at new

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england it's mostly white people because like

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black people don't want to be in the cold like

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that's just an obvious thing like if you look

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at like most of where where the highest populations

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of black people are it's the hottest part of

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the country yeah well that's also because slavery

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originated in the south and other people the

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slaves in the plantation just but they didn't

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want to move north because it's cold let me ask

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you they wanted to move north because they but

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didn't want to be slaves anymore. But like the

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farthest north that they really went in large

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amounts is like Virginia. Would you rather be

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in Africa or poor in the US? Poor in the US.

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I'd rather be poor in the United States. Am I

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going to be rich in Africa? I'd probably be rich

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in Africa. No, you get the same level. You want

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to be in Africa or you want to be in the United

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States? Fucking United States. Bro, there's fucking

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lions and shit. Also, there's homeless shelters.

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Slavery was terrible. But let's not act like

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it would have been better to stay. Let's just

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get that out there. That's a sound clip. I might

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need to put something in the slur jar for that.

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Oh, come on, dude. You can't tell me that it's

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better to be here. They want reparations, but

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it's like, dude, we saved you from fucking mosquitoes,

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malaria, lions, hippopotamuses. People came here

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from, uh, Europe and they all died, bro. Like

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when people came from, uh, England and they just

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all died when the, all the colonists, you know,

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on them. Yeah. And we fucking adapted. We kept

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doing it. We kept having kids and we kept, you

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know, the first couple of winters in America

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for all these people was fucked. Everybody died.

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Like, yeah. It's like, they didn't know that

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was coming. Yeah. But like, that was like another

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thing. Like, like you had to like, adapt to colder

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weather. You had to start wearing warmer clothing

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and stuff. That was just something you had to

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keep adapting. Humanity kept adapting to the

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places that they were at. That's why we're the

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dominant species on the planet. It's because

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we were able to adapt and able to craft things.

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If other animals were able to craft things, they

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might have gotten to the point where they could

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talk to each other. Yeah. Animals talk to each

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other? Like, like not like in like a, like there

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might be more life forms on the planet that were

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like intelligent if they were able to adapt and

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craft things. Like, I feel like. Just imagine

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if, like, deers or some shit, like, figured out

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ways to build things and we had to, like, compete

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with, like, deers. Yeah, can you imagine if,

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like, we weren't the apex predators? It'd be

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a genocide. There was, like, something that was,

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like, kind of close to us. And we had to keep

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fighting it out with each other. Yeah. Do you

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think humans and, like, whatever this other intelligent

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species, do you think we'd work together or do

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you think we'd kill each other? No, there's a

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reason there isn't because we actually killed

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them. Yeah, you're probably right, actually.

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Yeah, because I feel like, I feel like... We

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know humanity. If there was another thing on

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the planet that was threatening humanity, we'd

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be like, let's kill that and then kill each other

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again. Yeah, why aren't there Neanderthals anymore?

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Wasn't there Homo erectus? There was a war. There

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was a war between the Homo erectus and the Neanderthals.

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Was there? Yeah. And the Neanderthals got killed

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because they were... They had different tactics.

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The Neanderthals were bigger, physically bigger,

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but the Homo erectus were more vast. It might

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have took three or four Homo erectuses to kill

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a Neanderthal. It's like the 100 man versus one

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gorilla. The Neanderthals got wiped out because

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there were just too many Homo erectuses. damn

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so the homo erection guy took out the fucking

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neanderthals yeah it was literally a species

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that existed but there also was there's also

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the theory that like the ones who didn't die

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just kept on interbreeding and then humanity

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became a humanity became a uh like modern humanity

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became a combination of homo erectus and neanderthal

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like combination so wait we come from which one

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Homo erectus, but there's like 25%. Yeah, 20%.

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So I think they kept interbreeding until it just

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became what we are now. Because my 23andMe said

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that I had more Neanderthal DNA than 99 % of

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23andMe users. You're just like... Oh, really?

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Yeah, it's a fucking big -ass... Yeah, you kind

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of got the resemblance to Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Do you see how much she looks like a Neanderthal

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lady? Yeah, she kind of does, dude. That bitch

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pisses me off. No, there was some ancient painting

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of a Neanderthal. woman and it looked just like

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her. Oh, I think I saw that comparison. Dude,

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I'm fucking, now I know why Ally Mack loses at

00:21:13.859 --> 00:21:15.700
fucking Jeopardy all the time. I'm falling asleep

00:21:15.700 --> 00:21:18.059
in this chair. It's like too comfortable. I got

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to get on the medicine ball. Yeah, you got to

00:21:20.140 --> 00:21:22.420
be active. You got to be active. Yeah, dude,

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:24.339
I'm fucking dozing off. No wonder he always loses.

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Yeah, that picture, like, you see that? Oh, shit.

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That looks exactly like her. Yeah, she does look

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like her. I'd still give her one. Oh, geez. I

00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:39.819
just want to hear her talk. She never shuts the

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fuck up. Damn, do you think if Neanderthals still

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existed, would we be like segregating them? We'd

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probably be trying to have sex with them, honestly.

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Let's be honest. There'd be a lot of groups of

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people that wanted to have sex with them. They'd

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be like, yo, she fucks like a Neanderthal. It's

00:21:57.640 --> 00:21:59.759
like people getting arrested because it's kind

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of like taking advantage because it's not quite

00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:05.950
an animal. but it's like not quite a human, you

00:22:05.950 --> 00:22:08.750
know, it's like getting arrested. Your face is

00:22:08.750 --> 00:22:11.930
on the news for fucking soliciting, soliciting

00:22:11.930 --> 00:22:17.869
sacks from a Neanderthal. So I had a theory that

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I was talking with my fiance about, and I thought

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it was pretty interesting because I'm like, I

00:22:22.009 --> 00:22:25.410
think that could actually be true. So. You know

00:22:25.410 --> 00:22:28.069
how autism diagnoses are like fucking on the

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rise to the point where like 80 percent of people

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have autism. Right. It's like more rare to not.

00:22:33.390 --> 00:22:37.289
Yeah. So what I'm thinking is so, you know, how

00:22:37.289 --> 00:22:39.490
boomers were the ones to like kind of like full

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on, like make autism like a big thing type thing.

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I think that like just because like. everybody

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wasn't like the boomers, like people who didn't

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have like the same kind of like mindset as like

00:22:52.579 --> 00:22:54.660
the boomers, because they were the majority of

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the population. They're like, these people are

00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:58.920
weird. They must have a mental disorder type

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thing. Like. Oh, oh, they don't, they don't like

00:23:02.049 --> 00:23:04.009
exactly what we like and they don't like follow

00:23:04.009 --> 00:23:06.190
suit. Like every, like everybody else, like all

00:23:06.190 --> 00:23:08.470
the boomers do. But like, if you look at, if

00:23:08.470 --> 00:23:10.950
you look at our generations, like past the boomers,

00:23:10.970 --> 00:23:14.849
like even gen X millennials and gen Z, they're

00:23:14.849 --> 00:23:16.950
more like individualistic and like more like

00:23:16.950 --> 00:23:20.990
self -driven and stuff. Sorry. Um, they're more

00:23:20.990 --> 00:23:24.109
self -driven and stuff. And like the point that.

00:23:24.519 --> 00:23:26.079
that I'm trying to make with that is that like

00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:28.160
the boomers were a very like harmonious like

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group because they, okay. What is that word?

00:23:31.059 --> 00:23:38.519
Harmonious. Harmonious. Yeah. I know what you're

00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:42.529
mad. My throat's fucked. Um, but like they're

00:23:42.529 --> 00:23:45.109
more a homogenous group than the rest of us because

00:23:45.109 --> 00:23:47.650
like they like boomers stick together for some

00:23:47.650 --> 00:23:50.089
reason like like they're like it's just against

00:23:50.089 --> 00:23:52.650
everybody else type thing but then like they're

00:23:52.650 --> 00:23:54.769
the ones that kind of like made all like these

00:23:54.769 --> 00:23:56.730
things and they're just like oh these people

00:23:56.730 --> 00:23:58.890
are weird they're not like us they don't think

00:23:58.890 --> 00:24:00.829
like us so they must have mental disorders so

00:24:00.829 --> 00:24:03.390
we're gonna make them have autism and like i

00:24:03.390 --> 00:24:06.869
feel like just because that just kept going like

00:24:07.339 --> 00:24:09.720
That's why autism is such a broad fucking thing

00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:11.160
now because they're like, oh, they're not like

00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:13.160
us, so they must have a mental disorder. I think

00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:16.599
people always had autism. What I'm trying to

00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:18.759
say is I don't think autism is actually a fucking

00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:21.900
thing. I just think autism is how people actually

00:24:21.900 --> 00:24:23.740
are, and the boomers were just a fucking weird

00:24:23.740 --> 00:24:25.720
generation that didn't have autism. I think it's

00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:27.400
a thing. I just think they're like, oh, that

00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:30.140
person's eccentric. I think it's a combination

00:24:30.140 --> 00:24:32.640
of things. I think one of the biggest things,

00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:35.190
though, that like... I mean, people talk about

00:24:35.190 --> 00:24:37.809
it, but I think most of the population doesn't

00:24:37.809 --> 00:24:41.349
realize is that like this is the only time in

00:24:41.349 --> 00:24:45.690
history that we've eaten this much omega -6 oils.

00:24:46.269 --> 00:24:49.990
And it never existed before the 50s, right? Like

00:24:49.990 --> 00:24:52.950
it exists in nature in very small amounts, right?

00:24:53.049 --> 00:24:56.069
So your cell membranes are like made of like

00:24:56.069 --> 00:24:59.079
omega -3. Yeah. That's like what the pills are

00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:01.099
for and shit. Right. And we don't eat it anymore.

00:25:01.220 --> 00:25:03.339
Really? Like we get it in really small amounts.

00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.259
So like Americans eat six times more than the

00:25:07.259 --> 00:25:11.940
Japanese and the Japanese have a 30 % lower BMI.

00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:14.799
Right. So the thing is, they live to like a fucking

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.640
hundred and they have a six time, six times lower,

00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:20.500
six time lower rate of cardiovascular disease.

00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:24.180
So like when you start making your cell membranes

00:25:24.180 --> 00:25:27.160
out of oils, that it's not supposed to be made

00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:29.339
out of like your brain tissue is literally made

00:25:29.339 --> 00:25:31.380
out of it like dude there's going to be consequences

00:25:31.380 --> 00:25:35.519
for that like it's super inflammatory and i so

00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:38.819
i i think i think that's part of it like you're

00:25:38.819 --> 00:25:40.859
literally making the brain matter out of something

00:25:40.859 --> 00:25:42.539
it's not supposed to be made out of because your

00:25:42.539 --> 00:25:44.279
body will start it'll grab whatever it's got

00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:47.259
available and start like ever seen a bird make

00:25:47.259 --> 00:25:49.140
a nest out of like yarn and shit that it just

00:25:49.140 --> 00:25:51.339
finds wire and shit yeah like your brain will

00:25:51.339 --> 00:25:53.599
start doing that with like these oils like like

00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:55.789
those french fries for example Those are cooked

00:25:55.789 --> 00:25:58.549
in omega -6 oils. They're delicious. They are

00:25:58.549 --> 00:26:01.029
delicious. But it's like the problem is that

00:26:01.029 --> 00:26:04.970
it's making up like 40 % of our calories. When

00:26:04.970 --> 00:26:06.970
in nature, it would have made up like less than

00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:11.309
1%. So, you know, you are what you eat. And so

00:26:11.309 --> 00:26:13.829
you're making your brain out of these like synthetic

00:26:13.829 --> 00:26:16.750
fucking oils, literally like motor oil. And then

00:26:16.750 --> 00:26:18.430
we're like, oh, everybody's got all these fucking

00:26:18.430 --> 00:26:20.170
issues. Everybody's fucking retarded. What the

00:26:20.170 --> 00:26:22.309
fuck is going on? It's like, yeah, you think?

00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:24.980
We're just like, we're not, we're made out of

00:26:24.980 --> 00:26:27.480
the wrong, like raw materials. Dude, I think

00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.079
autism is just being selected for like, it's

00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:32.900
more advantageous now in like this world that

00:26:32.900 --> 00:26:35.180
we live in to be smarter. So what I was saying

00:26:35.180 --> 00:26:37.500
is like, that's part of it. Right. And then you

00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:40.259
got like plastics, but at the other end of it

00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:41.980
is it's like, dude, literally just a personality

00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:44.019
type. Like you're saying, like it's selected

00:26:44.019 --> 00:26:46.359
for like, why are the smartest people in the

00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:50.259
world autistic? You see how I perked up sitting

00:26:50.259 --> 00:26:52.380
on this thing? I was like falling asleep in this

00:26:52.380 --> 00:26:54.359
fucking... Don't tell Ali Mack that because he'll

00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.759
start winning that Jeopardy. So do you think

00:26:56.759 --> 00:27:00.480
that in a... I'm going to try to word this carefully.

00:27:01.420 --> 00:27:07.140
Do you think that early exposure to pornography

00:27:07.140 --> 00:27:12.220
has had an effect on the gay population increasing?

00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:19.519
Ah, dude. I don't think so. But the gay population

00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.920
has significantly increased. I was watching this

00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:25.019
ghost hunting show today, and this gay guy had

00:27:25.019 --> 00:27:27.660
a shirt on that said, this is the only shirt

00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:30.440
I had that didn't have cum on it. I was like,

00:27:30.460 --> 00:27:35.059
why do you have to take it that far? Wow. What

00:27:35.059 --> 00:27:38.819
show is that? It's Sam and Kobe, a ghost hunting

00:27:38.819 --> 00:27:42.440
show. One of them's gay? No, it was a guest.

00:27:43.099 --> 00:27:46.680
Dude, speaking of, we should fucking listen to

00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:49.509
this. I'll try and get a sound clip of it. There's

00:27:49.509 --> 00:27:53.650
this fucking therapist that I listen to. He's

00:27:53.650 --> 00:27:57.130
part of like Dave Ramsey, like his crew, but

00:27:57.130 --> 00:27:59.329
he like split off and did his own thing. But

00:27:59.329 --> 00:28:01.529
he gets like really uncomfortable when like people

00:28:01.529 --> 00:28:04.210
bring up like porn and stuff like that. Who does?

00:28:04.450 --> 00:28:07.410
The therapist, right? He's like, oh, okay, okay.

00:28:07.569 --> 00:28:10.130
Like changes the subject because Dave Ramsey

00:28:10.130 --> 00:28:13.849
is like super Christian. And so this kid called

00:28:13.849 --> 00:28:17.720
it. He's like, He's like, you know, I didn't

00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.059
have my driver's license until I was like 19

00:28:20.059 --> 00:28:21.960
years old. And like, he's just crying about his

00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:23.539
life, right? He's like, my mom was like super

00:28:23.539 --> 00:28:29.160
protective. And he's like, and I just, I'm just

00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:30.960
really down on myself. I've never been good with

00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.799
girls. And it sounds like a total insult, right?

00:28:34.500 --> 00:28:37.859
And he's like, and I've developed this terrible

00:28:37.859 --> 00:28:41.980
addiction, terrible problem. And I jerk off 30

00:28:41.980 --> 00:28:46.180
times a day. 30 times? He's like, whoa. He's

00:28:46.180 --> 00:28:49.680
like, all right. And he's like, and I just, it's

00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:51.700
led me down a really bad path and I've gotten

00:28:51.700 --> 00:28:53.619
into some things that I'm just really, it's not

00:28:53.619 --> 00:28:57.319
who I am. It's not who I am. He's like, oh God,

00:28:57.420 --> 00:29:00.720
man, have you, you haven't gotten into, you know,

00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.200
child porn, right? And he's like. no no but let

00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:06.880
me tell you what i have gotten into he's like

00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:09.819
you can tell this therapist doesn't want to hear

00:29:09.819 --> 00:29:12.519
it really he's like oh god like this is a christian

00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.140
show this guy's going he's like i got into the

00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:20.059
habit of uh going on these campsites and masturbating

00:29:20.059 --> 00:29:22.240
with other men and I'm a Christian and it's just

00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:26.000
not who I am. It's not who I am. It's like, dude,

00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:31.599
fucking 30 times a fucking day. That's a problem.

00:29:31.960 --> 00:29:34.420
My girlfriend pointed out that that's more than

00:29:34.420 --> 00:29:37.819
once per hour. Oh, that really is? Take out eight

00:29:37.819 --> 00:29:42.200
hours for sleep. I think the maximum I ever did

00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:44.119
in one day when I was at like my horniest when

00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:46.319
I was like 14 was like eight. It was like 10.

00:29:46.440 --> 00:29:48.809
Yeah, eight or 10. It's like, that was like,

00:29:48.829 --> 00:29:51.309
and I was like, this is fucking bad. Like I did

00:29:51.309 --> 00:29:53.109
this to end up. Right. And you feel like shit.

00:29:53.109 --> 00:29:55.170
Yeah. You're like down in the dumps. Like you're

00:29:55.170 --> 00:29:57.170
sitting down at dinner. Right. And you're just

00:29:57.170 --> 00:29:58.869
thinking like your family's trying to be all

00:29:58.869 --> 00:30:02.309
like, you know, happy. And you're thinking about

00:30:02.309 --> 00:30:05.950
how many times you jerked off. God. Like, I think

00:30:05.950 --> 00:30:12.690
eight was the max. Yeah. God. The planes flying

00:30:12.690 --> 00:30:15.650
to the trade center. So imagine, imagine doing

00:30:15.650 --> 00:30:19.990
it. 30 20 times more than your max than your

00:30:19.990 --> 00:30:24.089
every day yeah i'd say my pr is probably 10 my

00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:27.309
pr is eight there's i saw there's a guy who what's

00:30:27.309 --> 00:30:31.390
your pr casey pr yeah you're jerking off oh i

00:30:31.390 --> 00:30:34.029
don't know probably like nine nine right yeah

00:30:34.029 --> 00:30:37.710
see so when you come right there's supposed to

00:30:37.710 --> 00:30:40.019
be refractory period your body releases Yeah,

00:30:40.059 --> 00:30:42.460
the endorphins. Prolactin, right? It's the same

00:30:42.460 --> 00:30:44.920
hormone that makes women lactate. It makes you

00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:47.440
not horny. So like we talked about this before.

00:30:47.500 --> 00:30:49.500
So you go out and you chop wood and you go and

00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:52.579
like, you know, pick grains and make food and

00:30:52.579 --> 00:30:54.619
all the things you got to do to sustain yourself

00:30:54.619 --> 00:30:56.920
so you're not jerking off 30 times a day, right?

00:30:57.059 --> 00:30:58.720
There's a period of time where it's supposed

00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:02.039
to be not interesting. Dude, that's another thing.

00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:03.839
Like since I started working in an office job,

00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.230
I've been a lot more like fucking horny. Oh dude,

00:31:07.369 --> 00:31:09.769
it's a fucking thing, man. Yeah. Like I get home,

00:31:09.829 --> 00:31:12.829
I'm like, God fucking damn. Yeah. You'd all pent

00:31:12.829 --> 00:31:16.250
up. Yeah. Like I, you don't get any like excitement

00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:19.490
from the job anymore. So I'm like, I'm like,

00:31:19.549 --> 00:31:24.670
I need a motorcycle. I either need to jerk off

00:31:24.670 --> 00:31:26.569
more or get a motorcycle. Or you need to jerk

00:31:26.569 --> 00:31:29.400
off on a motorcycle. That's a dangerous move.

00:31:29.900 --> 00:31:31.960
Yeah, dude. There's enough distractions as it

00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:34.279
is. It's already dangerous enough. You don't

00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:36.519
need to be jerking off. Sir, do you know why

00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:39.240
I pulled you over? Yeah. Yeah, I was jerking

00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:42.980
off. Is there a law that says that you can't?

00:31:43.579 --> 00:31:45.480
Jerk off and drive? Yeah. Did you ever see the

00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:49.789
guy? There was a barista shop in California or

00:31:49.789 --> 00:31:52.529
something that the chicks wore bikinis and served

00:31:52.529 --> 00:31:54.990
you coffee. But a guy just pulled up to the fucking

00:31:54.990 --> 00:31:57.349
thing just completely naked. And it was like,

00:31:57.450 --> 00:31:59.950
get him out of here. The guy killed himself later

00:31:59.950 --> 00:32:02.450
that day because he's like, it's not what I normally

00:32:02.450 --> 00:32:07.069
do. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Back up. I just,

00:32:07.089 --> 00:32:10.599
dude. So he pulled up to a coffee shop. Just

00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.460
completely naked in his car. Ass naked. Ass naked.

00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:17.079
And this is a coffee shop where girls are like

00:32:17.079 --> 00:32:19.160
topless or something. They wear like bikinis,

00:32:19.180 --> 00:32:22.680
like revealing clothes and shit. So he showed

00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:25.400
up to like a Hooters coffee shop naked. Yes.

00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:28.099
And he killed himself? Yeah, because he pulled

00:32:28.099 --> 00:32:29.680
away because they're like, call the police. And

00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:32.299
he was like, my wife finds out about this. This

00:32:32.299 --> 00:32:38.039
isn't what I normally do. Blew his fucking head

00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:40.700
off. Damn. Dude, talk about some post -knock

00:32:40.700 --> 00:32:43.559
clarity. He probably got off on that shit, right?

00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.539
He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go through

00:32:45.539 --> 00:32:47.339
the drive -thru naked. That's what I'm going

00:32:47.339 --> 00:32:49.420
to do. Ass naked. All right, all right. Wow,

00:32:49.579 --> 00:32:52.940
this is hot, right? So fucking does it and then

00:32:52.940 --> 00:32:54.759
fucking goes home. He's like, yeah, it was fucking

00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:57.259
awesome. Cranks it out and then fucking hits

00:32:57.259 --> 00:33:00.640
the lowest of lows because it was such a high,

00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.160
right? He just fell off a cliff, bro. People

00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:06.119
get contained themselves, couldn't they? He went

00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:08.079
into a depression and fucking blew his brains

00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:10.539
out. I wish I still got like, like the, the like

00:33:10.539 --> 00:33:13.440
nervous feeling before like having sex with somebody.

00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.539
Like, you know, like I have sex with like my,

00:33:15.579 --> 00:33:17.980
my fiance and I don't get like the, like the

00:33:17.980 --> 00:33:20.220
butterfly feeling beforehand. I'm like, Ooh,

00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:22.500
is this going to be like, like something like

00:33:22.500 --> 00:33:24.880
that? Like, I don't get that anymore. Like I

00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:27.259
haven't had that in like 10 years. You just do

00:33:27.259 --> 00:33:36.730
it with a frown on your face. Get it over with.

00:33:36.890 --> 00:33:40.349
It's not a frown on my face, obviously. Just

00:33:40.349 --> 00:33:44.670
anger. What were we talking about before the

00:33:44.670 --> 00:33:47.049
fucking podcast where we said we're missing out

00:33:47.049 --> 00:33:50.730
on fucking content here? It was something, you

00:33:50.730 --> 00:33:53.710
know, semi -sexual. I remember it being somewhat...

00:33:53.710 --> 00:33:56.589
What the fuck were we talking about? I'm trying

00:33:56.589 --> 00:33:57.910
to remember because I remember it was funny.

00:33:57.910 --> 00:34:00.049
Something about trainees. Wasn't it trainees?

00:34:00.809 --> 00:34:03.609
I love, yeah. I love when people are like...

00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:09.519
I'm not gay, but I love trans females. So you

00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:12.420
like sucking cock? Who says you're going to do

00:34:12.420 --> 00:34:15.599
that? It's like 1%, bro. It's like 1 % of the

00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.599
whole body is that. And it's like you're telling

00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.260
me that you got a smoke show? If we're going

00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:24.059
by the rule of nines, it is 1%. 1%, bro. Depending

00:34:24.059 --> 00:34:27.019
on how big it is. But it's like you're telling

00:34:27.019 --> 00:34:30.380
me. Dude, I think it's crazy how it's like you

00:34:30.380 --> 00:34:33.820
expect it to be like. it's a fucking girl. And

00:34:33.820 --> 00:34:35.059
then all of a sudden she pulls out a fucking

00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:37.559
hammer. You're like, what? It's like, dude, you're

00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:41.179
like a fucking 110 pounds smoking hot double

00:34:41.179 --> 00:34:43.920
D's and pulls out a hammer bigger than yours.

00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:46.260
You're like, what the fuck just happened? What

00:34:46.260 --> 00:34:50.019
happened? You got a fucking Afro man. I can't

00:34:50.019 --> 00:34:53.769
even like Afro man. Yeah, dude. And because I

00:34:53.769 --> 00:34:55.190
got high, he's like, hey, that chick pulled a

00:34:55.190 --> 00:34:58.550
dick that was bigger than mine. Oh, that's what

00:34:58.550 --> 00:35:00.889
we should do for Tyler's bachelor party. It's

00:35:00.889 --> 00:35:03.250
just like a smoking hot chick and she just whips

00:35:03.250 --> 00:35:10.210
out a fucking cock. It'd be wild to see in real

00:35:10.210 --> 00:35:13.110
life. I say night moves. That's the way I go.

00:35:14.329 --> 00:35:15.889
We'll go to night moves and then go camping.

00:35:16.889 --> 00:35:20.429
No, I'm definitely hiring a private tranny stripper.

00:35:21.300 --> 00:35:24.699
They gotta be trannies. Can we get regular strippers?

00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:28.039
Well, I mean, you're into trannies. It'll be

00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:31.059
funny. I just think they're interesting at the

00:35:31.059 --> 00:35:35.780
very least. I clicked on a video once that I

00:35:35.780 --> 00:35:37.800
thought was going to be lesbian porn and then

00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:41.940
it wasn't. It was a woman and then the other

00:35:41.940 --> 00:35:44.679
chick pulled out their dick and I'm like... Dude,

00:35:44.699 --> 00:35:47.300
it's mixed in with all the regular porn now.

00:35:47.659 --> 00:35:50.659
It's just like normal. And on the thumbnail,

00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.980
it doesn't show that. It just shows the upper...

00:35:53.980 --> 00:35:59.380
I got catfished with a penis. I'm like, oh, that

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:02.539
looks kind of nice. And I'm like, oh! That's

00:36:02.539 --> 00:36:05.860
fucking weird. But I'm like... And you're like...

00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:10.679
do I continue? Do I stop? It's kind of fucking

00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:14.920
weird. Because then isn't it kind of semi -similar

00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:17.380
to straight porn just with tits? I guess it depends

00:36:17.380 --> 00:36:20.119
if your dick's still hard. No, because then you

00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:21.860
could just look at the girl and it would just

00:36:21.860 --> 00:36:24.960
be like straight porn between a guy and a girl

00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:29.300
except that the guy also has tits. You're like,

00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:35.010
huh, what the fuck's going on here? Damn. Yeah,

00:36:35.010 --> 00:36:37.750
I mean... Like, I hate getting flashbanged with

00:36:37.750 --> 00:36:41.510
that shit. You know what you don't get that with?

00:36:41.869 --> 00:36:45.010
Vintage porn. Yeah, do you watch vintage porn?

00:36:45.190 --> 00:36:49.030
Yeah, I like the 80s porn. 80s? Yeah. Really?

00:36:49.269 --> 00:36:52.469
Yeah, the women back then looked real nice. They

00:36:52.469 --> 00:36:55.369
were hairy back then. I also like the 50s porn.

00:36:55.750 --> 00:36:58.269
Like, they have, like, 50s porn. If the quality

00:36:58.269 --> 00:36:59.829
was better, the women looked the best in the

00:36:59.829 --> 00:37:03.889
50s. yeah like they pin up girl style yeah like

00:37:03.889 --> 00:37:07.150
they like like you like this this chick is a

00:37:07.150 --> 00:37:10.349
smoke show but like the quality is like fucking

00:37:10.349 --> 00:37:16.610
it's like all grainy yeah like all grainy and

00:37:16.610 --> 00:37:18.510
you're just like is that a pussy i can't tell

00:37:18.510 --> 00:37:22.230
like but like the the women i think like If we're

00:37:22.230 --> 00:37:24.489
going by, like, the actual, like, way women looked,

00:37:24.590 --> 00:37:26.610
the 1950s, the women looked the best, I feel

00:37:26.610 --> 00:37:29.570
like, personally. 1940s and 1950s was when women

00:37:29.570 --> 00:37:31.469
looked the best. It's like, dude, you think you're,

00:37:31.489 --> 00:37:33.789
like, jerking off to that shit and, like, those

00:37:33.789 --> 00:37:36.269
ladies are all dead. They're dead or they're

00:37:36.269 --> 00:37:37.469
someone's great - Or you've taken them to the

00:37:37.469 --> 00:37:40.570
nursing home. They're dead or they're someone's

00:37:40.570 --> 00:37:42.909
great -great -great -grandmother. That's not

00:37:42.909 --> 00:37:45.469
a problem for you, Dan. Well, no, not at all.

00:37:45.809 --> 00:37:48.809
But, like, the 80s porn's kind of cool because,

00:37:48.849 --> 00:37:52.110
like, They are all anorexic back then. Like,

00:37:52.110 --> 00:37:54.750
as bad as I say, they were. Like, all the porn

00:37:54.750 --> 00:37:56.650
stars back then were fucking anorexics as shit.

00:37:57.050 --> 00:38:00.010
There's one specifically. There's one specifically

00:38:00.010 --> 00:38:02.650
that I really liked from the 80s named Hyapacia.

00:38:03.869 --> 00:38:07.050
She's a Native American lady. Hyapacia? Yeah,

00:38:07.090 --> 00:38:10.050
Hyapacia. I think it was Hyapacia Lee, actually.

00:38:10.889 --> 00:38:13.610
and uh like that was her porn name like her actual

00:38:13.610 --> 00:38:15.769
name was like jennifer or something but she was

00:38:15.769 --> 00:38:18.409
like a native a native woman and she like fucking

00:38:18.409 --> 00:38:21.250
was a smoke show like she was fucking a smoke

00:38:21.250 --> 00:38:24.929
show like her fucking like she had like the like

00:38:24.929 --> 00:38:27.329
the pointy perky tits too like they're big and

00:38:27.329 --> 00:38:32.150
pointy dude i feel like a lot of like tits used

00:38:32.150 --> 00:38:35.349
to be perky like not perky pointy yeah and then

00:38:35.349 --> 00:38:38.659
like the bra i Is it the bra that did that? Yeah,

00:38:38.659 --> 00:38:41.840
because they used to have the cylindrical bras.

00:38:42.219 --> 00:38:43.980
Because I was going to say that went away. Yeah,

00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.239
because the bras are now natural. So the bras

00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:50.179
literally, that's what made their tits pointy.

00:38:50.460 --> 00:38:54.440
I guess, yeah. Wow, that's fucking weird. That's

00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:55.659
kind of cool, though. They should bring that

00:38:55.659 --> 00:38:57.539
shit back. Let me see if I can find a picture

00:38:57.539 --> 00:38:59.500
of her when she's younger. Make it a little different.

00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:06.079
Change it up, yeah. When she was younger. That's

00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:10.420
a bad picture of her. Yeah. Grannies, trannies.

00:39:10.420 --> 00:39:15.420
What else I like here? Grannies, trannies, you

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:20.219
know, all that other shit. The grannies and trannies

00:39:20.219 --> 00:39:25.539
podcast. Or a tranny granny. Wouldn't even know

00:39:25.539 --> 00:39:32.929
what to do with that. Yeah, it's bitch. Oh shit.

00:39:33.130 --> 00:39:35.070
Yeah. Like she was like, like native and shit.

00:39:35.190 --> 00:39:37.969
God damn. Like they just looked different back

00:39:37.969 --> 00:39:45.250
then, man. God damn. God bless America. Yeah.

00:39:45.369 --> 00:39:46.949
She was a, she was a good looking lady. She,

00:39:47.050 --> 00:39:49.610
she still looks good, but not, she's like, she's

00:39:49.610 --> 00:39:51.230
more like, she's, she's definitely more chubby

00:39:51.230 --> 00:39:53.269
now. Still looks good though. And her, you know,

00:39:53.289 --> 00:39:56.170
wow. I like when they, I like how they didn't

00:39:56.170 --> 00:39:59.449
shave. That was cool. You know, there's, I feel

00:39:59.449 --> 00:40:01.739
like there's a, there's levels to it. Like, I

00:40:01.739 --> 00:40:04.119
don't like stubble on women, but if they have

00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:07.900
more than stubble, it's good. But I like completely

00:40:07.900 --> 00:40:11.820
clean shaven or not like a huge bush, but a little

00:40:11.820 --> 00:40:13.800
bit of a bush type thing. But when it's just

00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:17.139
stubble, I'm like, stubble doesn't look good

00:40:17.139 --> 00:40:21.280
to me. Yeah, yeah. I don't like a whole bush

00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.760
either. I think it's the same thing with a beard.

00:40:24.300 --> 00:40:28.449
A full beard looks nice. like like clean shaving

00:40:28.449 --> 00:40:30.510
looks nice but like you know there's that in

00:40:30.510 --> 00:40:32.889
-between phase between a full beard and like

00:40:32.889 --> 00:40:35.670
a thing like even yours is like more of a full

00:40:35.670 --> 00:40:38.829
beard than just stubble right now like it's like

00:40:38.829 --> 00:40:42.489
the fucking like like when it or the or the part

00:40:42.489 --> 00:40:44.750
where it's more than stubble but it's not a full

00:40:44.750 --> 00:40:47.289
beard yet and it's just that weird like yeah

00:40:47.289 --> 00:40:49.889
yeah like that doesn't look good for hair on

00:40:49.889 --> 00:40:52.969
anywhere like i feel like it like this the middle

00:40:52.969 --> 00:40:56.579
length of hair is is just bad Yeah. In between

00:40:56.579 --> 00:40:58.860
the, in between like, like my hair right now,

00:40:58.900 --> 00:41:01.619
like it's in like the mediums phase, like where

00:41:01.619 --> 00:41:04.219
it's like, you can't push it back completely

00:41:04.219 --> 00:41:07.320
cause it's not long enough, but it's not short

00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.079
enough to like do like the short style. So it's

00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:13.480
in like that in between that sucks. Yeah. Like

00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:15.780
I really like when my hair is short, but like

00:41:15.780 --> 00:41:18.820
it's cheaper to let my hair grow. It's cheaper

00:41:18.820 --> 00:41:21.250
to let it grow. Yeah. Why? Cause then I don't

00:41:21.250 --> 00:41:23.050
have to get a haircut like every like two weeks.

00:41:23.130 --> 00:41:25.170
Oh yeah. I get a haircut every like four months

00:41:25.170 --> 00:41:27.730
or two months. I think it's two months on the,

00:41:27.730 --> 00:41:30.090
on the, like I look at like, because I have like

00:41:30.090 --> 00:41:32.329
the text messages from like my, my like confirmation

00:41:32.329 --> 00:41:34.829
things like of like my barber, I can actually

00:41:34.829 --> 00:41:37.489
tell you like, and like, it's not even me being

00:41:37.489 --> 00:41:39.329
like, Oh, it's been this long. I need to do it.

00:41:39.349 --> 00:41:41.010
Like I'm like, I just look at myself. I'll go,

00:41:41.150 --> 00:41:43.710
yeah, it's time for a haircut. And it's almost

00:41:43.710 --> 00:41:46.829
like the exact same time every single time in

00:41:46.829 --> 00:41:50.989
between. It's really funny. Let me see. I haven't

00:41:50.989 --> 00:41:54.369
had a real haircut since before the pandemic.

00:41:57.150 --> 00:41:59.110
I've just been doing it myself. My last haircut

00:41:59.110 --> 00:42:02.750
was May 16th, and then I haircut before that.

00:42:02.750 --> 00:42:05.610
Yeah, me too. You realize that you can just do

00:42:05.610 --> 00:42:09.070
it yourself and save money. Yeah, it was January

00:42:09.070 --> 00:42:17.969
to May, or January to March, and then March to

00:42:17.969 --> 00:42:21.829
May. So it's pretty much just like a standard

00:42:21.829 --> 00:42:25.369
two to three month clip that I normally go into.

00:42:25.889 --> 00:42:28.289
So next month is probably when I'm going to get

00:42:28.289 --> 00:42:31.679
this trimmed down again. Yeah. But I just think

00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:35.360
it's funny how it's just progressive. And it's

00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.159
not even because I'm like, oh, it's been two

00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:38.960
months. I need to get my hair cut. It's like

00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:42.300
a time thing. It's just that I look at myself

00:42:42.300 --> 00:42:44.639
and go, I should get a haircut type thing. And

00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:47.679
it's not like a thing like that. It's just weird

00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:49.840
that it's like almost every single time it's

00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:54.480
the same time. Type shit. Type shit. Yeah. Ah,

00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:56.559
boy. Danny, you look like you're falling asleep.

00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:00.139
Do I? Yeah. Maybe I need a little pick -me -up

00:43:00.139 --> 00:43:02.619
here. Yep. With some smelling salts. There is

00:43:02.619 --> 00:43:06.679
a smelling salt. Right here. Yeah, but do you...

00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:13.599
Do you think we should defend Israel? There you

00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:17.860
go. You think we should defend Israel? Bro. Look,

00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:19.579
I think if we don't... I don't think we have

00:43:19.579 --> 00:43:21.679
a choice. I think if we don't defend them...

00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:23.960
Why do we have a choice? I think if we don't

00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.480
defend them... Oh, also no plane hits the White

00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:31.619
House. And it was Iran. I really wants to fucking

00:43:31.619 --> 00:43:33.659
kill us anyway, bro. They're fucking burning

00:43:33.659 --> 00:43:38.260
the American flag in parliament. Casey, whose

00:43:38.260 --> 00:43:40.539
side are you on? What do you mean? I'm not on

00:43:40.539 --> 00:43:43.059
either side. Are you on? Are you like team Israel?

00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:46.239
Are you? I'm neither. I'm not. I'm not team Iran.

00:43:46.579 --> 00:43:49.800
I'm not team Israel, right? I think they're both

00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.940
fucking terrible against Israel. I would say

00:43:52.940 --> 00:43:56.860
so. I'm team America. Well, you know, I just

00:43:56.860 --> 00:44:00.219
don't want to have a false flag attack. I'm not

00:44:00.219 --> 00:44:06.239
pro -Israel. Look, I like Israel, okay? I'm team

00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.900
Israel, all right? Look, I'm not team... Do you

00:44:09.900 --> 00:44:11.920
know how many war crimes Israel has committed

00:44:11.920 --> 00:44:15.239
in the last three years? Look it, look it. I'm

00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:19.610
not team... I'm team human. Okay. Did you know

00:44:19.610 --> 00:44:22.329
that we're actually targeting? I'm team you,

00:44:22.369 --> 00:44:26.010
man, bro. Well, I don't want to get my bank account

00:44:26.010 --> 00:44:28.849
shut off, Tyler. Jesus, fuck. They were actually

00:44:28.849 --> 00:44:32.150
targeting Palestinian babies. They're like a

00:44:32.150 --> 00:44:36.469
dead Palestinian baby is a dead terrorist. Wow.

00:44:36.670 --> 00:44:39.570
Did that actually happen? No, yeah. That's what

00:44:39.570 --> 00:44:41.210
I was reading about. Wow, that's fucked sideways,

00:44:41.349 --> 00:44:46.769
dude. Damn. No, dude, I stand with our allies,

00:44:46.889 --> 00:44:50.800
but... it's just like i also like i stand with

00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:52.400
our country so long as they're doing the right

00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:55.039
thing right so if you're stepping out of line

00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:57.380
and you're not doing the right thing it's like

00:44:57.380 --> 00:45:00.159
i'm less inclined to be supportive is that okay

00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:03.219
like yeah you're our ally you're our homies we

00:45:03.219 --> 00:45:06.699
love israel okay but at the same time like dude

00:45:06.699 --> 00:45:09.300
we can't we can't take on the world are you ready

00:45:09.300 --> 00:45:14.619
to die for israel No, because Israel's not my

00:45:14.619 --> 00:45:16.519
country, bro. Exactly. But here's the thing.

00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:20.800
I understand that Israel's an ally, but I don't

00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:24.860
understand why they act like they're the 51st

00:45:24.860 --> 00:45:26.500
state. They act like they're the 51st state.

00:45:27.699 --> 00:45:31.559
And we're supposed to act like they're the 51st

00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.079
state. Yeah, because we created them, basically.

00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:37.260
I don't care about a sandpit. They're just like...

00:45:37.469 --> 00:45:40.309
All the Jews, like, what a concept. Like, we're

00:45:40.309 --> 00:45:42.349
just going to take all these people because they

00:45:42.349 --> 00:45:44.530
got genocided. Well, because no other country

00:45:44.530 --> 00:45:46.670
wanted them, so they had to make a new country

00:45:46.670 --> 00:45:48.389
for them. Well, that's where they're fucking

00:45:48.389 --> 00:45:53.550
from, Israel. I guess. You got to stick with

00:45:53.550 --> 00:45:56.409
your people, but at the same time, like, yeah,

00:45:56.469 --> 00:46:00.050
the shit that's coming out of fucking Gaza, like,

00:46:00.070 --> 00:46:02.550
it doesn't look good, bro. And, like, so you

00:46:02.550 --> 00:46:06.550
got the Gaza thing, right? You got the Iran thing.

00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:11.420
And who else is Israel beefing with? Yemen, Palestine,

00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:19.219
Iran. There's another one, too. Yeah, it's like

00:46:19.219 --> 00:46:21.019
pretty much every country that's surrounding

00:46:21.019 --> 00:46:24.639
them. Oh, Egypt, maybe. Yeah, they just got a

00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:26.099
fucking problem with everybody. It's like, dude,

00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:28.239
maybe you just got to like. So they all fucking

00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.400
hate them. It's like you live in the Mediterranean,

00:46:30.539 --> 00:46:33.860
bro. It's fucking beautiful. It's like just fucking

00:46:33.860 --> 00:46:37.000
enjoy life. Like, yeah, I understand the whole,

00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:38.539
the whole thing that happened with the fucking,

00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:41.000
how many, how many people died in that October

00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:43.460
7th? I thought it was like a thousand. God damn.

00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.400
A thousand people though. That's like their nine

00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:48.400
11, bro. It was like, well, that's like, well,

00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:51.860
the Holocaust was their nine 11. This is like

00:46:51.860 --> 00:46:55.380
Holocaust 2 .0. Yeah. But I feel like this was

00:46:55.380 --> 00:46:58.340
like a lot. Oh, I got it. I got it. Are you ready

00:46:58.340 --> 00:47:00.820
for this? It's the smaller cost. All right, go

00:47:00.820 --> 00:47:08.070
ahead. You know, It's just the name of the episode.

00:47:08.750 --> 00:47:13.309
This holy war has been going on for hundreds

00:47:13.309 --> 00:47:15.809
of years at this point. Like, it's just like,

00:47:15.929 --> 00:47:18.809
it's a holy war that's not going to end. The

00:47:18.809 --> 00:47:21.030
Jews and the Muslims are going to kill each other

00:47:21.030 --> 00:47:23.650
forever. Just like the Christians and Muslims

00:47:23.650 --> 00:47:25.989
kill each other for, you know, thousands of years

00:47:25.989 --> 00:47:28.130
until we just kind of backed out of the fucking

00:47:28.130 --> 00:47:30.030
Middle East. And we're like, you know what? Fucking

00:47:30.030 --> 00:47:31.809
have it. Take the fucking Middle East. They're

00:47:31.809 --> 00:47:34.030
like, my dead crazy guy is more right than your

00:47:34.030 --> 00:47:37.530
dead crazy guy. But, but dude, Christians are

00:47:37.530 --> 00:47:39.429
all about live by the sword, die by the sword.

00:47:39.630 --> 00:47:42.889
Right. Basically like you, you're not supposed

00:47:42.889 --> 00:47:44.750
to like in Christianity, you're not supposed

00:47:44.750 --> 00:47:47.730
to offensively fight. Yeah. That's against Christianity.

00:47:47.730 --> 00:47:50.269
So everybody who uses Christianity to wage war,

00:47:50.429 --> 00:47:52.969
it's like, it's fucking mind boggling. Yeah.

00:47:53.010 --> 00:47:57.670
So what it proves is that humans will split off

00:47:57.670 --> 00:48:00.400
into tribes. and then fight each other. No matter

00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.760
what. It's not... Give it a name. Call it Christianity.

00:48:02.980 --> 00:48:05.320
Call it Muslim. Call it whatever the fuck you

00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:08.840
want. Humans just like to be tribal and like

00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:14.139
to have wars. The thing is, the reason why Christianity

00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:18.179
wanted to have... Well, the first one was to

00:48:18.179 --> 00:48:20.340
ward off the fucking Muslim invasion that was

00:48:20.340 --> 00:48:22.679
happening of Europe at the time because they

00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:24.639
just kept attacking trade routes and just attacking

00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:27.500
Europe more and more. And then that's why the

00:48:27.500 --> 00:48:31.000
first crusade started was because they. the the

00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:33.920
the muslims were like just raiding just because

00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:36.320
there's a silk road that like you know they would

00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:38.699
constantly do shit and there's just muslim raiders

00:48:38.699 --> 00:48:40.420
that would just attack christians that were going

00:48:40.420 --> 00:48:42.780
through to like trade back and forth and it just

00:48:42.780 --> 00:48:45.860
kept happening over and over and over and over

00:48:45.860 --> 00:48:47.960
and over again until the christians were like

00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:50.480
we're gonna put a stop to this so then they made

00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.099
the first crusade then the second crusade was

00:48:53.099 --> 00:48:56.360
they're like oh since we're doing this, we'll

00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:59.219
take back our holy land of Jerusalem. Then they

00:48:59.219 --> 00:49:01.699
took over Jerusalem. They held on to it for like

00:49:01.699 --> 00:49:04.940
50 years. Then there was another war. The Muslims

00:49:04.940 --> 00:49:07.400
took it back. And then basically the rest of

00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:09.320
the Crusades was just over Jerusalem. It was

00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.179
just back and forth. One side had Jerusalem.

00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:14.179
The other side had Jerusalem. One side had Jerusalem.

00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:16.139
The other side had Jerusalem. One side had Jerusalem.

00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:18.139
The other side had Jerusalem. And then eventually

00:49:18.139 --> 00:49:20.599
the wars ended when the Christians and the Catholics,

00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:23.789
like all Christianity was like, fuck it. Have

00:49:23.789 --> 00:49:25.329
the Middle East. We don't fucking care. Just

00:49:25.329 --> 00:49:27.769
take it. We don't care anymore. Just stop attacking

00:49:27.769 --> 00:49:30.190
us in our countries. You can have your fucking

00:49:30.190 --> 00:49:34.769
sandpit. It sucks. Fuck you. Holy wars with Tyler.

00:49:35.090 --> 00:49:36.889
But like, but like, that's like the thing. Like,

00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:39.250
like the Jews were like, no, this is our land.

00:49:39.349 --> 00:49:41.710
And that's, if you just let the fucking Muslims

00:49:41.710 --> 00:49:43.969
have their fucking sandpit, like they, they're

00:49:43.969 --> 00:49:46.789
fine. Well, I heard this professor explaining

00:49:46.789 --> 00:49:50.969
that the real problem is Great Britain because

00:49:51.690 --> 00:49:53.869
Great Britain, I forget in like some time, like

00:49:53.869 --> 00:49:57.110
maybe like the 1850s or something, they promised

00:49:57.110 --> 00:49:59.510
that land to like three different groups of people.

00:49:59.610 --> 00:50:02.869
What land? They said the land that is now Israel.

00:50:03.469 --> 00:50:05.710
Yeah, they promised it to the Catholics, Muslims,

00:50:05.869 --> 00:50:09.630
the Christians, Muslims, and the Jews. And they're

00:50:09.630 --> 00:50:11.650
like, yeah, you can all have it. And that's not...

00:50:11.949 --> 00:50:14.730
a recipe for very good things to happen. Why

00:50:14.730 --> 00:50:17.329
is it their land, though? The British? Well,

00:50:17.670 --> 00:50:19.230
the British controlled everything. They controlled

00:50:19.230 --> 00:50:20.809
everything, but then they're like, you know what?

00:50:20.929 --> 00:50:22.989
This is a holy site for every religion in the

00:50:22.989 --> 00:50:24.610
world, so we're going to give it to all three

00:50:24.610 --> 00:50:26.449
of you, and you guys can all get along here.

00:50:26.670 --> 00:50:29.050
Guess what? Those three groups are not going

00:50:29.050 --> 00:50:31.409
to get along. It's like putting the Bloods, the

00:50:31.409 --> 00:50:33.630
Crips, and the Latin Kings in one area at the

00:50:33.630 --> 00:50:35.869
same time. It's almost like religion doesn't

00:50:35.869 --> 00:50:39.380
solve any problems. It just causes more. whatever

00:50:39.380 --> 00:50:42.400
casey but it's it's almost like but like it would

00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:44.480
be like putting three rival gangs in the same

00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:46.519
area and they're like this is all your territory

00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:49.119
you can share the territory it's like you think

00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:51.199
the three rival gangs are gonna be like you know

00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:53.940
what we're all gonna sell drugs here this is

00:50:53.940 --> 00:50:56.679
gonna be fine right you know no they're all gonna

00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:59.619
fucking murder each other until one's reign supreme

00:50:59.619 --> 00:51:03.159
but then One gang, AKA the Christians pulled

00:51:03.159 --> 00:51:05.079
out. We're like, fuck it. We don't want this.

00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:07.619
You can have this territory. We it's fucking

00:51:07.619 --> 00:51:10.480
not worth it. We'll have fucking Rome. Like that's

00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.320
ours. We'll take Rome. It's not so far away from

00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:15.519
you. Fucking retards fighting over a sand pit.

00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:17.460
And then the Jews are like, we're not leaving.

00:51:17.539 --> 00:51:18.900
And the Muslims were like, we're not leaving.

00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:20.679
And it's just like, well, you're going to kill

00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:22.920
each other for hundreds of years now, but it's

00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:24.559
not hundreds of years. That's the thing. It's

00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:28.449
like, it was. If it's not for the Middle East,

00:51:28.489 --> 00:51:30.010
the Jews and Muslims have just been killing each

00:51:30.010 --> 00:51:32.989
other. Since the 50s or 40s? Since the end of

00:51:32.989 --> 00:51:38.309
World War II. Man. But the Jews and Muslims were

00:51:38.309 --> 00:51:43.869
at war with each other just as groups. It wasn't

00:51:43.869 --> 00:51:46.889
global conflict between the two of them, but

00:51:46.889 --> 00:51:49.510
there was sects of them just fighting each other

00:51:49.510 --> 00:51:53.099
for all of history. damn the christians just

00:51:53.099 --> 00:51:54.940
kind of stepped out of it like they were like

00:51:54.940 --> 00:51:56.940
let's fight it too and they're like wait a second

00:51:56.940 --> 00:51:58.519
you know what let's just let them kill each other

00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:01.440
we're we got gold palaces in fucking rome and

00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.159
you know it's on the mediterranean it looks real

00:52:03.159 --> 00:52:06.000
nice so this is like what happened this is like

00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.260
schizophrenic geopolitics i know what happens

00:52:08.260 --> 00:52:10.239
with like way better than schizophrenic movies

00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:17.079
what happens why is that it's good You should

00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:18.699
have been a history teacher, bro. I wanted to

00:52:18.699 --> 00:52:20.679
be a history teacher. Really? Yeah. You would

00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:22.199
have been a great history teacher. I wanted to

00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:23.360
be a history teacher, but I didn't want to get

00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:25.780
a master's degree. Do you have to have a master's?

00:52:25.780 --> 00:52:27.900
To teach high school, yeah. Oh, I thought you

00:52:27.900 --> 00:52:29.980
had to have a master's. I wanted to teach high

00:52:29.980 --> 00:52:37.619
school U .S. history. Damn. But I became an EMT.

00:52:39.059 --> 00:52:43.260
What if a Muslim and a Christian or something,

00:52:43.380 --> 00:52:46.369
like a Jew, had a kid? What would the kid be?

00:52:47.369 --> 00:52:51.230
So that's happened a few times throughout all

00:52:51.230 --> 00:52:55.889
of history. It happens a lot. One of them converts.

00:52:57.969 --> 00:52:59.989
It's the same thing with the different denominations

00:52:59.989 --> 00:53:02.929
of Christianity. So are you going to convert

00:53:02.929 --> 00:53:05.849
to Protestant? No, she's converting to Catholicism.

00:53:06.050 --> 00:53:08.480
Well, why should she have to convert? Because

00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:12.739
we argued about it for three years, like back

00:53:12.739 --> 00:53:15.960
and forth, like which one would be better. And

00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:18.119
I made the better points. And she's like, you

00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:20.760
know what? I concede Catholicism is better. What

00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:24.760
religion is she? Methodist. Yeah, I can say that

00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:27.800
Protestantism would be 100 % better for like

00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:32.719
a kid. It's not. But okay. You're entitled to

00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:35.960
your opinion, even if it's wrong. There's a lot

00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:42.420
more. Like indoctrination with Catholicism for

00:53:42.420 --> 00:53:45.760
kids. Like they make them go to church. I'm going

00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:49.539
to raise my kids Mormon. No, that shit looks

00:53:49.539 --> 00:53:51.159
like they're having a good time though. Dude,

00:53:51.219 --> 00:53:54.000
have you seen the fucking show The Hidden Wives

00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:57.300
of Mormon Lives? That's all I need to hear. Multiple

00:53:57.300 --> 00:54:01.860
wives? No, no, no. It's... a group of Mormon

00:54:01.860 --> 00:54:05.679
moms that are all like from like 21 to like 32.

00:54:06.179 --> 00:54:10.320
And like, it's just what they do as Mormon moms.

00:54:10.500 --> 00:54:14.440
And like, I, I, I got obsessed with this show

00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:16.780
because it was fucking insane. Like I saw it

00:54:16.780 --> 00:54:18.599
on Hulu. I'm like, this looks stupid. I'm going

00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:21.579
to watch this. And I'm like, this is insane.

00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:25.219
Like there's a huge drama that's going on between

00:54:25.219 --> 00:54:28.139
these women because they do soft swinging, which

00:54:28.139 --> 00:54:32.099
they can do everything. Up to intercourse. They

00:54:32.099 --> 00:54:34.219
can't fuck you. They can't fuck people. Don't

00:54:34.219 --> 00:54:36.119
they have like 10 wives? Don't they have like

00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:39.539
10 wives each? No, no, no. That's the sect of

00:54:39.539 --> 00:54:43.610
Mormonism, like the greater... Mormonism rejects

00:54:43.610 --> 00:54:46.289
that, but they do accept soft swinging apparently

00:54:46.289 --> 00:54:48.489
because you're not having sex with them. You're

00:54:48.489 --> 00:54:50.530
just sucking. I mean, they're the ones who do

00:54:50.530 --> 00:54:53.369
so fucking awesome. They fucking soak. So yeah.

00:54:53.489 --> 00:54:55.230
And that's why they all get fucking married at

00:54:55.230 --> 00:54:59.110
like fucking 10 soft swinging. Yeah. It's fucking

00:54:59.110 --> 00:55:01.789
insane. Like, and like the whole group of them,

00:55:01.829 --> 00:55:04.309
like trade partners back and forth. But then

00:55:04.309 --> 00:55:06.650
that causes drama on the fucking, the Mormon

00:55:06.650 --> 00:55:09.469
wives fucking group. And they're just like, well,

00:55:09.590 --> 00:55:13.139
you actually like, you like fucking my husband.

00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.980
It's like, yes, I did. I did like fucking your

00:55:15.980 --> 00:55:18.780
husband. And they're like, ah. What did you think

00:55:18.780 --> 00:55:21.059
would happen? Like, yeah. And like, they're all

00:55:21.059 --> 00:55:23.320
fucking gorgeous. All of them. God damn. I got

00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:25.340
to watch this show. What is it? The Secret Lives

00:55:25.340 --> 00:55:28.619
of Mormon Wives. Damn. I'm going to watch that

00:55:28.619 --> 00:55:31.219
when I go home. It's on Hulu, I think. I'm going

00:55:31.219 --> 00:55:34.179
to check that out. But yeah, they're like. there's

00:55:34.179 --> 00:55:35.920
a whole group of them. And then like, they're

00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:38.559
all mom, like they're all mom, tick tockers too.

00:55:38.739 --> 00:55:42.139
And it was fucking hysterical. There is one video

00:55:42.139 --> 00:55:44.539
of her and like her kid got like fucking like

00:55:44.539 --> 00:55:46.960
mono or something. So like there's a, there's

00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:49.639
a tick tock and they showed it in the show of

00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:51.900
the fucking mom in the hospital doing like a,

00:55:51.900 --> 00:55:54.159
like a tick tock dance, like doing this. And

00:55:54.159 --> 00:55:56.500
her kids just in an incubator next to her. And

00:55:56.500 --> 00:56:00.000
she's going, she's dancing like next to it. She's

00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:05.630
like, Oh my God. I'm like, this kid's going.

00:56:10.050 --> 00:56:17.369
It's really funny. Too sad at 30. So do you think

00:56:17.369 --> 00:56:22.239
that. The moments of clarity that RFK has is

00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.559
like actual RFK. And the moments where he's insane

00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:28.980
is when the worm takes over. I don't think he's

00:56:28.980 --> 00:56:30.760
ever insane. It seems like the worm's been taking

00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:32.940
over a lot lately. I think he's making some good

00:56:32.940 --> 00:56:35.920
points. Like RFK's just like... What do you mean,

00:56:35.980 --> 00:56:40.500
yeah? You said that like... Like, please help

00:56:40.500 --> 00:56:44.039
me. The worm is taking over. The worm's taking

00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:47.139
over. I don't want to do this anymore. The worm

00:56:47.139 --> 00:56:49.170
is telling me. And then the worm's like. Hello,

00:56:49.230 --> 00:56:52.909
it's me, RFK. I'm going to take away all the

00:56:52.909 --> 00:56:55.170
fucking autistic kids and put them in a can.

00:56:55.909 --> 00:56:59.130
Just whenever they ask RFK a question, he just

00:56:59.130 --> 00:57:02.110
does not provide an answer. He's like, now that's

00:57:02.110 --> 00:57:04.650
an interesting question. They're like, should

00:57:04.650 --> 00:57:09.090
vaccines be banned? And he's like, well, Tyler

00:57:09.090 --> 00:57:11.389
does the voice better. Now that's an interesting

00:57:11.389 --> 00:57:15.590
question. However, I'm really worried about the

00:57:15.590 --> 00:57:21.619
red 40 in the food. Dude, he's never dodged that

00:57:21.619 --> 00:57:24.079
question once. That's bullshit. That's some news

00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:26.139
clips taken off of your fucking liberal propaganda

00:57:26.139 --> 00:57:29.320
news. Your mainstream news for boomers and cocks.

00:57:29.320 --> 00:57:30.800
No, that's just primary source. That's just me

00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:32.639
watching the video of him talking. I don't believe

00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:36.739
it. He said he's never, ever wanted to ban vaccines.

00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.940
But he said that some of the ingredients in the

00:57:39.940 --> 00:57:44.320
vaccines are questionable. If they're questionable,

00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:47.380
shouldn't we ban them? Like mercury. Injecting

00:57:47.380 --> 00:57:52.420
children with mercury is problematic. You think

00:57:52.420 --> 00:57:55.940
they put mercury in vaccines? Why don't we ask

00:57:55.940 --> 00:57:58.659
ChatGPT? Why don't we? How do you do that thing

00:57:58.659 --> 00:58:01.239
where you make ChatGPT talk? I don't have that

00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:04.840
in mind. Upstate New York teacher sends nudes

00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:08.019
to 14 -year -old boys. What does she look like?

00:58:08.619 --> 00:58:11.780
God damn, why couldn't that happen to me? God

00:58:11.780 --> 00:58:16.340
damn. She's like 22. That's fucking awesome,

00:58:16.539 --> 00:58:19.360
dude. We need more women like that. What'd you

00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:23.699
say to the ass chat, GPT? If any vaccines have

00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:27.840
mercury in them. Now there's mercury in the vaccines.

00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:31.500
Listen, we're going to make the autistic kids

00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:34.199
very comfortable and we're going to put them

00:58:34.199 --> 00:58:36.420
in the camps with chicken nuggets and mac and

00:58:36.420 --> 00:58:39.920
cheese. And we're going to give them. Oh, some

00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:43.360
vaccines used to contain mercury. Now, I did

00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:45.360
not base to take the mercury. Yeah, what's it

00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:49.380
called? It's called sulfa something. Thimerosal.

00:58:49.980 --> 00:58:52.380
Thimerosal. Yeah. No longer do. Apparently, those

00:58:52.380 --> 00:58:54.659
given to children in the U .S. and many other

00:58:54.659 --> 00:58:56.619
countries. They say that it would go straight

00:58:56.619 --> 00:58:59.590
to your brain. You concentrate right in the brain

00:58:59.590 --> 00:59:02.949
tissue. That's why people who made hats were

00:59:02.949 --> 00:59:05.030
insane because they fucking worked the mercury

00:59:05.030 --> 00:59:07.929
all the time. Bottom line, there is no elemental

00:59:07.929 --> 00:59:12.389
mercury in vaccines. Anymore. Since 2001. Dude,

00:59:12.409 --> 00:59:17.150
so we all got it. We all got it. Oh shit, I got

00:59:17.150 --> 00:59:21.050
those in the 90s. I got my vaccines in the 90s

00:59:21.050 --> 00:59:24.250
too, so we're all fucked. We're all fucked. Yeah,

00:59:24.250 --> 00:59:27.090
Ali Mac was born in 98, so yeah, he got it too.

00:59:27.150 --> 00:59:31.190
We're all fucked. Yep. Ali Mac just missed the...

00:59:31.190 --> 00:59:33.949
What year were you born? I was 98. Except for

00:59:33.949 --> 00:59:39.369
some multi -dose flu vaccines still have thermosarol

00:59:39.369 --> 00:59:42.130
in it. Thimerosal. Yeah, thimerosal. So yeah,

00:59:42.170 --> 00:59:43.989
we're all fucked. We all have it. Like, we're

00:59:43.989 --> 00:59:46.909
fucked. That's great. We all got it. That's why

00:59:46.909 --> 00:59:49.530
I don't get the flu shot. Yeah, I haven't gotten

00:59:49.530 --> 00:59:52.599
a flu shot in the last, like, 10 years. Like,

00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:54.179
let's be fucking real. Like, I love when, like,

00:59:54.260 --> 00:59:56.239
my parents and, like, you know, like, my grandparents

00:59:56.239 --> 00:59:58.239
are like, you got to get your flu shot this year.

00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:00.019
I'm like, fuck that. Whatever. They're like,

01:00:00.099 --> 01:00:02.619
but it'll help you protect against the flu. I'd

01:00:02.619 --> 01:00:04.860
rather get the flu bad one time a year and then

01:00:04.860 --> 01:00:08.280
not have to get fucking a flu shot. Because every

01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:10.679
time I've gotten a flu shot, I got the flu. Same.

01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:13.440
Same. Like, actually, it feels like it makes

01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:19.789
you more. I had to give a tetanus shot to this

01:00:19.789 --> 01:00:21.989
cop and he was definitely afraid of needles.

01:00:22.389 --> 01:00:27.409
He was like, whoa, stop. I thought I was about

01:00:27.409 --> 01:00:29.610
to beat the shit out of him. Was it an IM or

01:00:29.610 --> 01:00:34.610
was it like IV? Yeah, IM. Damn, he's like freaking

01:00:34.610 --> 01:00:37.190
out. Yeah. My brother's terrified of needles

01:00:37.190 --> 01:00:38.550
too. Dude, it's like the biggest dudes are like

01:00:38.550 --> 01:00:39.969
the most afraid. He's like, get on the ground.

01:00:40.269 --> 01:00:42.110
Oh yeah, you know how my brother's shredded?

01:00:42.469 --> 01:00:45.380
Terrified of needles. wow and i'm like like i'm

01:00:45.380 --> 01:00:46.900
you know how i know my brother's not on steroids

01:00:46.900 --> 01:00:49.400
because he's terrified of needles yeah like i'm

01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:50.960
like because like i'm like is he on steroids

01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:52.800
because like he got like real fucking big and

01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:56.119
i'm like nah he like he's like fucking he had

01:00:56.119 --> 01:00:58.320
to get a flu shot or like like he had to get

01:00:58.320 --> 01:00:59.940
like a tetanus shot because he got cut by like

01:00:59.940 --> 01:01:02.480
metal or something he cried beforehand oh my

01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:05.940
god i'm like bro fucking calm down it's not that

01:01:05.940 --> 01:01:10.000
bad jeez because like i got my ears pierced like

01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:12.900
and he was there when i got my ears pierced And

01:01:12.900 --> 01:01:15.880
I'm like, you want to get yours? Even thinking

01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:19.059
about like a needle piercing him, like freak,

01:01:19.099 --> 01:01:22.340
like he almost fainted. Wow. Yeah. I'm like,

01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.159
what the fuck? I remember starting IVs on some

01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:27.739
kids in my class in medic school. I remember

01:01:27.739 --> 01:01:30.239
you started IV on me. That was fun. Yeah, right.

01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:34.619
Dude, I, yeah, during the. Oh yeah, no, it wasn't

01:01:34.619 --> 01:01:40.699
here, right? But yeah, my partner in lab. Turned

01:01:40.699 --> 01:01:44.000
like fucking 50 shades of green, dude. Like trying

01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.579
to start an IV on him. Started sweating, freaking

01:01:46.579 --> 01:01:50.980
out. I remember the kid who did my fucking IV,

01:01:51.199 --> 01:01:54.320
put it in my fucking bicep. And I was like, oh.

01:01:54.860 --> 01:01:57.880
And they're like, oh, fucking pussy. I'm like,

01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:00.079
it's in my fucking bicep. It's in my fucking

01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:02.900
muscle, bro. And he kept fishing around. I'm

01:02:02.900 --> 01:02:05.980
like, fucking stop. You ever see David Blaine?

01:02:06.019 --> 01:02:08.400
He puts a needle through his bicep. Yeah, fucking

01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:12.059
David Blaine's a sick fuck. But yeah, he's just

01:02:12.059 --> 01:02:15.260
going. You see how it looks like? Yeah, it looks

01:02:15.260 --> 01:02:17.860
like it's going through my bicep. Chris Angel.

01:02:18.039 --> 01:02:21.500
You see how it looks? Remind me to do a fucking

01:02:21.500 --> 01:02:24.380
schizophrenic review on both Chris Angel. and

01:02:24.380 --> 01:02:27.940
David Blaine. I love David Blaine. But like the

01:02:27.940 --> 01:02:31.400
fucking kid goes like this and I have a vein

01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:34.000
that goes like right here and the fucking kid

01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:37.219
just goes right into my bicep. I'm like, ow!

01:02:38.019 --> 01:02:40.500
That's a good one. And I'm like, you fucking,

01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:43.519
ow! And like fucking my teacher comes over and

01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:45.099
is like, don't be a fucking pussy about it. I'm

01:02:45.099 --> 01:02:48.860
like, it's in my fucking biceps! You fucking

01:02:48.860 --> 01:02:51.480
asshole! And, like, he kept going, like, doing

01:02:51.480 --> 01:02:53.199
the fucking fist thing. I just ripped it out.

01:02:53.219 --> 01:02:57.739
I'm like, fucking stop. Yeah. That's funny. And

01:02:57.739 --> 01:02:59.179
they're like, yeah, we're just going to say he

01:02:59.179 --> 01:03:00.800
passed. I'm like, you're going to say he passed?

01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:04.440
It's in my fucking bicep, you fucking mongoloid.

01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:08.500
It's in the vein. That's all that counts. He

01:03:08.500 --> 01:03:12.019
got flash. Yeah. I've seen people put a vein

01:03:12.019 --> 01:03:14.400
in a tit before. Yeah. Really? Yeah, you can

01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:17.440
do that. I've also seen, like, a forehead once.

01:03:18.420 --> 01:03:21.079
Yeah, but on the first day in the ER, my preceptor

01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:23.099
was like, sometimes you just gotta pop a juicy

01:03:23.099 --> 01:03:29.619
titty. You said that? Yeah. That's awesome. Damn,

01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.340
he sounds like a fun guy. He is, yeah. He still

01:03:33.340 --> 01:03:35.659
works there? I think so. Was that like the combat

01:03:35.659 --> 01:03:38.659
vet guy? Like with the tattoos? Tattoos, no.

01:03:39.619 --> 01:03:42.659
Was that the med or your new? The med, yeah.

01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:47.460
Who was that? The glasses. I'll ask you that

01:03:47.460 --> 01:03:50.900
on break. Yeah, let's take a break. Dan, your

01:03:50.900 --> 01:03:55.920
Prius, did it break down? We'll come back after

01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:56.980
the break and talk about it. We'll talk about

01:03:56.980 --> 01:04:02.480
it. All right. With respect to the balls and

01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:04.300
that there was obviously an issue with the balls.

01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:06.760
I don't think anybody knew there was an issue

01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:08.039
with the balls. Let me light up a cigarette.

01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:11.760
To me, those balls are perfect. The song goes

01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:15.239
out to Dan. I don't want anyone touching the

01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:19.880
balls. This is Tom Brady deflating. Because Dan

01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:22.380
had the chat GPT game last time on Jeopardy.

01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:30.519
It's not cheating. You asked what the amount

01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:35.900
the best amount to bet that you would beat Tyler

01:04:35.900 --> 01:04:40.550
was. And it didn't work. Yeah, exactly. That's

01:04:40.550 --> 01:04:44.530
why it's funny. That's why it's funny. So Dan,

01:04:44.610 --> 01:04:46.610
you're going to run for mayor of Albany. How

01:04:46.610 --> 01:04:49.090
much does it cost to get on the ballot? Because

01:04:49.090 --> 01:04:51.590
I think you should just do it. Just even if you

01:04:51.590 --> 01:04:55.190
don't get any votes. It doesn't cost anything.

01:04:55.329 --> 01:04:57.130
You just have to get enough vote. You got to

01:04:57.130 --> 01:05:00.590
get enough signatures. This isn't even like a

01:05:00.590 --> 01:05:02.349
power thing. It's not like, oh, I want to be

01:05:02.349 --> 01:05:04.190
the mayor of Albany. I wouldn't even be proud

01:05:04.190 --> 01:05:06.570
to tell people I was the mayor of Albany. I wouldn't

01:05:06.570 --> 01:05:10.150
go around and flaunt it. I'd be like, dude, I'm

01:05:10.150 --> 01:05:11.949
literally doing this job to clean this fucking

01:05:11.949 --> 01:05:14.130
shithole up and then I'm going to get the fuck

01:05:14.130 --> 01:05:17.389
out of here. I'd be embarrassed to let people

01:05:17.389 --> 01:05:19.510
know I'm the mayor of Albany because it's such

01:05:19.510 --> 01:05:22.210
a shithole. Because you'd have to run as a Democrat.

01:05:22.610 --> 01:05:24.989
Dude, we used to have the Pepsi Arena. We used

01:05:24.989 --> 01:05:29.349
to have a hockey team. Fucking River Rats. We

01:05:29.349 --> 01:05:32.070
used to have Pearl Street. We used to have Lark

01:05:32.070 --> 01:05:34.719
Street. We still have a football team. I thought

01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:36.860
they left again. Nah, they're here. They're going

01:05:36.860 --> 01:05:40.460
to win a championship. There's nothing now. No,

01:05:40.500 --> 01:05:42.739
that guy left. Who was the one that was making

01:05:42.739 --> 01:05:47.199
it famous? What? Who was the NFL player that

01:05:47.199 --> 01:05:49.659
owned the All -A -Team? Oh, he got arrested for

01:05:49.659 --> 01:05:53.119
attempted murder. Didn't he flee to the Middle

01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.739
East? Yeah, Antonio Brown. Oh yeah, I saw him

01:05:55.739 --> 01:05:57.800
just riding a scooter around in the Middle East

01:05:57.800 --> 01:05:59.300
and they started filming him and he's like, fuck

01:05:59.300 --> 01:06:03.519
you. He left. He was wanted for attempted murder

01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:07.519
in America. Oh, like he was from around here?

01:06:07.820 --> 01:06:11.480
He owned the Albany Firebirds. Oh, shit. His

01:06:11.480 --> 01:06:14.460
dad was from around here. He played for the Firebirds,

01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:16.880
and then Antonio Brown played for the Steelers

01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:21.139
and a couple other teams. Wow. Yeah. And then

01:06:21.139 --> 01:06:25.059
he bought the Firebirds, drove them into the

01:06:25.059 --> 01:06:28.420
ground, and then... They came back very recently,

01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:31.239
and they're in the championship game next week.

01:06:31.380 --> 01:06:35.860
Wow. And they're undefeated currently. Damn.

01:06:35.860 --> 01:06:39.380
Go birds. Go firebirds. What else did Albany

01:06:39.380 --> 01:06:44.079
lose that we don't have? River rats. I mean,

01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:45.800
when Pepsi pulled out, you know you're in trouble.

01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:54.300
Yeah. The river rats, they lost. They lost. Fuck.

01:06:54.639 --> 01:06:57.119
What was the other one I'm thinking of? Common

01:06:57.119 --> 01:07:01.440
decency. Yeah, common decency. A whole lot more

01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:04.360
400 Centrals, a whole lot less of cool shit.

01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:11.019
Social order. Like, dude, if you told me 10 years

01:07:11.019 --> 01:07:14.320
ago, 15 years ago, that Schenectady was going

01:07:14.320 --> 01:07:16.800
to be nicer than Albany one day, I would have

01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.719
been like, yeah, okay. I wouldn't say that. Schenectady

01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:22.840
is now way nicer than Albany. Well, they revitalized

01:07:22.840 --> 01:07:25.940
by proctors and that's it. Well, that's fine.

01:07:26.039 --> 01:07:27.500
At least they did something because right now

01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:30.880
Albany's doing nothing. Albany's mayor isn't

01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.739
letting them do any fucking mayor whatever. She's

01:07:33.739 --> 01:07:37.539
a fucking cunt and a retard and decides that

01:07:37.539 --> 01:07:40.760
fucking... She's just like, I think that criminals...

01:07:41.340 --> 01:07:44.039
should not be punished for anything. It will

01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:46.059
fucking look great for all the dead bodies they

01:07:46.059 --> 01:07:48.199
have on the streets. Yeah, it will look phenomenal.

01:07:49.099 --> 01:07:52.980
God, it's like, dude, it could be so nice. Let

01:07:52.980 --> 01:07:55.260
the cops do their job and Albany might be a better

01:07:55.260 --> 01:07:58.579
place. I'm trying to get out of the habit of

01:07:58.579 --> 01:08:01.460
complaining about New York because New York is

01:08:01.460 --> 01:08:03.659
actually beautiful. New York's a beautiful state,

01:08:03.719 --> 01:08:06.340
but it's ran by retards. But the fucking politics

01:08:06.340 --> 01:08:09.690
and the economy. Fucking suck in New York. Like

01:08:09.690 --> 01:08:11.769
you're not going to fix the economy, right? Unless

01:08:11.769 --> 01:08:15.630
you bring companies in, but it's like, at least

01:08:15.630 --> 01:08:17.430
you can have like, can you imagine if you go

01:08:17.430 --> 01:08:20.489
down central Avenue and it's fucking, you have

01:08:20.489 --> 01:08:22.670
those flags on the light poles. Like you have

01:08:22.670 --> 01:08:25.270
nice painted green light poles all the way straight

01:08:25.270 --> 01:08:26.970
down. Like say you pull off the Everett road

01:08:26.970 --> 01:08:29.670
right by the car dealerships there and all the

01:08:29.670 --> 01:08:32.210
way down central, all the way down to the central.

01:08:32.270 --> 01:08:34.449
Yeah. Right down to the Hudson. It's just fucking

01:08:34.449 --> 01:08:37.270
beautiful, bro. All those little, all those houses.

01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:40.399
are like shops, little bougie shops you can walk

01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:43.359
around in. It's like, clean it the fuck up. You

01:08:43.359 --> 01:08:45.880
can have poor people. You can have a hood and

01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:48.020
still have a nice city. But the thing is that

01:08:48.020 --> 01:08:50.800
Central Ave's connected directly to Arbor Hill,

01:08:50.939 --> 01:08:52.500
and that's why it's a fuckhole. So what, dude?

01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:55.539
You can have the hood. Look, like... You're gonna

01:08:55.539 --> 01:08:58.329
have two Judd no matter what. Yeah, but that's

01:08:58.329 --> 01:09:00.810
okay. You can have the hood and the next street

01:09:00.810 --> 01:09:03.069
over can be fucking beautiful. You just enforce

01:09:03.069 --> 01:09:05.829
it and you put money into it. Just try to clean

01:09:05.829 --> 01:09:08.130
up the hood. Or just tell businesses, hey, look,

01:09:08.289 --> 01:09:10.890
if you open a business on the main strip here

01:09:10.890 --> 01:09:13.649
in Albany, there's no taxes. You will not be

01:09:13.649 --> 01:09:16.550
taxed ever. So you better rush to get a spot

01:09:16.550 --> 01:09:20.529
here to start a business, to have a food establishment.

01:09:21.130 --> 01:09:24.210
They could be making deals like that with people.

01:09:24.590 --> 01:09:28.130
We want to beautify this city. You will not be

01:09:28.130 --> 01:09:30.170
taxed if you pull a business up on Central Avenue

01:09:30.170 --> 01:09:32.989
here. And then people would pour in with their

01:09:32.989 --> 01:09:34.949
fucking cookie shops, their coffee shops, their

01:09:34.949 --> 01:09:39.250
restaurants. I would say just give people a livable

01:09:39.250 --> 01:09:42.449
wage and then just... But that's not the government's

01:09:42.449 --> 01:09:44.609
job. That has nothing to do with the government.

01:09:44.869 --> 01:09:47.970
I'm saying like... eliminate the social handouts,

01:09:47.989 --> 01:09:50.710
like welfare checks, and just make jobs have

01:09:50.710 --> 01:09:53.569
a livable wage so that people are encouraged

01:09:53.569 --> 01:09:56.369
to get jobs. They still won't work. There's professional

01:09:56.369 --> 01:10:01.949
homeless people. I know. Fuck them then. We should

01:10:01.949 --> 01:10:05.430
just send them all to the same location, like

01:10:05.430 --> 01:10:08.899
Hawaii. No, then I make Hawaii sucks. Send him

01:10:08.899 --> 01:10:14.659
to fucking Wyoming. Who the fuck cares about

01:10:14.659 --> 01:10:16.819
Wyoming? Just put all the scumbags in Wyoming.

01:10:17.659 --> 01:10:22.279
Who are they? Who are they? The gangbangers.

01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:26.460
Oh, okay. All right. We had to specify who we're

01:10:26.460 --> 01:10:28.399
calling scumbags here. No, dude. Talking like

01:10:28.399 --> 01:10:30.380
gangbangers, murderers, like, you know, like,

01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:34.699
you know, scumbags. Just imagine if you put every

01:10:34.699 --> 01:10:37.640
single gangbanger in one state and they're just

01:10:37.640 --> 01:10:40.399
like, listen, it's like Hotel California. You

01:10:40.399 --> 01:10:42.439
can't get out, but you can do whatever you want

01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:45.680
inside Hotel California. Just lock them in there.

01:10:45.920 --> 01:10:47.760
And then just let them fight it out. Just put

01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:50.220
them all in Rhode Island. Actually, that's a

01:10:50.220 --> 01:10:52.119
better idea. Put them all in fucking Providence,

01:10:52.119 --> 01:10:53.619
Rhode Island and just let them fight it out.

01:10:53.939 --> 01:10:57.119
And just be like, you know what? It's fucking

01:10:57.119 --> 01:10:59.460
like Arkham City in Batman. Just fucking put

01:10:59.460 --> 01:11:01.739
them all in one thing and let the gang members

01:11:01.739 --> 01:11:04.180
fight it out. You could pay to go watch to see

01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:05.640
it, though. I would. That would be awesome. Oh,

01:11:05.659 --> 01:11:08.819
that would be fucking awesome. Just get a helicopter

01:11:08.819 --> 01:11:11.159
that flies over that you can kind of see the

01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:13.420
gangbangers all in one area. It's like the Hunger

01:11:13.420 --> 01:11:16.880
Games. If you got arrested as a gangbanger, you

01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:19.460
could either choose to go to prison or go to

01:11:19.460 --> 01:11:23.819
fucking Arkham City. It'd be like, I'll go to

01:11:23.819 --> 01:11:27.470
Arkham City. like yo you're free to do whatever

01:11:27.470 --> 01:11:30.489
you want you get food you get water everything

01:11:30.489 --> 01:11:34.310
else it's fucking free game fucking do what you

01:11:34.310 --> 01:11:38.789
gotta do but um yeah i want to talk about fucking

01:11:38.789 --> 01:11:41.229
fake vikings yeah what the fuck is that about

01:11:41.229 --> 01:11:43.890
so there's been a trend online for like the last

01:11:43.890 --> 01:11:48.170
couple years where people who are like 2 % Slavic,

01:11:48.170 --> 01:11:51.090
like 2%, like, you know, Norse. They're just

01:11:51.090 --> 01:11:55.550
like, I am a Viking blood. I am a modern Viking.

01:11:55.670 --> 01:12:00.829
Like my ancestors before me, I am a Viking. I,

01:12:00.850 --> 01:12:02.970
and they fucking like get like fucking like Norse

01:12:02.970 --> 01:12:05.649
Viking tattoos. And I don't even say that. And

01:12:05.649 --> 01:12:08.960
I'm blonde. And they're just like, I am a true

01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:13.420
Viking. I am a Norse pagan. I worship Odin and

01:12:13.420 --> 01:12:16.340
the old gods. And, like, they fucking, like,

01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:20.640
they truly cosplay as Vikings, as modern -day

01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:22.779
Vikings in, like, the thing. And, like, they

01:12:22.779 --> 01:12:25.180
have, like, I've infiltrated three groups of

01:12:25.180 --> 01:12:28.340
them because it's hysterical to me watching these

01:12:28.340 --> 01:12:30.500
people do fucking Viking. Like, let me look it

01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:32.260
up. I'll show you one of the fucking groups.

01:12:32.340 --> 01:12:34.220
I'll just read a couple posts from it because

01:12:34.220 --> 01:12:41.210
it's fucking really funny. It's like people that

01:12:41.210 --> 01:12:46.069
are saying they like identify as black now. Like

01:12:46.069 --> 01:12:47.270
identifying as a different race. I've never heard

01:12:47.270 --> 01:12:51.829
one person ever say that. That's actually. Well,

01:12:51.869 --> 01:12:53.829
you know, like how you can identify as different

01:12:53.829 --> 01:12:57.250
genders. Yeah. Like people can now identify as

01:12:57.250 --> 01:13:00.550
like different races. Dude, what's with like

01:13:00.550 --> 01:13:03.750
the trannies at Starbucks? Like what the actual,

01:13:03.810 --> 01:13:07.750
what is that about? I don't know. I'll tell you.

01:13:07.770 --> 01:13:10.189
I'll tell you what, though, dude. I went to Starbucks

01:13:10.189 --> 01:13:11.869
the other day and there was this tranny that

01:13:11.869 --> 01:13:14.949
was like seven feet tall. I'm not joking. It

01:13:14.949 --> 01:13:18.270
was this Asian tranny that was seven feet tall.

01:13:18.710 --> 01:13:20.750
And I was just like, dude, I can't believe what

01:13:20.750 --> 01:13:22.710
I'm fucking looking at right now. This is wild,

01:13:22.789 --> 01:13:30.250
right? And then she. was like she was like question

01:13:30.250 --> 01:13:32.670
mark she's like oh yeah people don't normally

01:13:32.670 --> 01:13:34.409
get that drink that's an interesting combination

01:13:34.409 --> 01:13:36.949
i'll have to try that sometime i was like wow

01:13:36.949 --> 01:13:40.310
she's so nice how fucked up i don't know she

01:13:40.310 --> 01:13:42.390
was just fucking you know blowing smoke up my

01:13:42.390 --> 01:13:44.170
ass trying to get me to give her a tip or something

01:13:44.170 --> 01:13:47.529
well i used to be a barista at starbucks No,

01:13:47.789 --> 01:13:49.770
you were at a fake Starbucks, right? Yeah, but

01:13:49.770 --> 01:13:53.109
it was still Starbucks. You're a barista. It

01:13:53.109 --> 01:13:54.930
wasn't like the one at St. Peter's where they

01:13:54.930 --> 01:13:58.529
just squirt chocolate syrup in there. Are you

01:13:58.529 --> 01:14:02.430
sure you want that, man? Okay, so I got one.

01:14:02.670 --> 01:14:06.100
That's called a ghetto box. Hi, I just wanted

01:14:06.100 --> 01:14:09.699
to introduce myself and share a photo that I

01:14:09.699 --> 01:14:12.720
took. I may love makeup and be an effeminate

01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:15.779
male, but my ancestors were Vikings. My last

01:14:15.779 --> 01:14:18.250
name fucking... I don't even know how to pronounce

01:14:18.250 --> 01:14:20.529
that, was a Viking settlement, which existed

01:14:20.529 --> 01:14:22.869
years ago, and my grandparents are Scottish.

01:14:23.149 --> 01:14:25.909
And my father's side, the name being Richard's

01:14:25.909 --> 01:14:28.649
son, literally translates to son of Richard,

01:14:28.770 --> 01:14:31.050
a .k .a. Richard the Lionheart. And then this

01:14:31.050 --> 01:14:33.090
is the fucking picture he chooses to post on

01:14:33.090 --> 01:14:36.050
Vikings and shield maidens. Let me see this fucking

01:14:36.050 --> 01:14:41.729
shit. Is his hair dyed? Jesus, fuck. It looks

01:14:41.729 --> 01:14:44.210
like a she. It doesn't look like natural yellow.

01:14:45.229 --> 01:14:48.510
It's fucking insane. Wish you all a great fucking

01:14:48.510 --> 01:14:52.529
rock and metal weekend. And it's fucking pictures

01:14:52.529 --> 01:14:57.930
like this shit. God. It's hysterical. Fucking...

01:14:57.930 --> 01:15:04.329
The Vikings invented Gore -Tex. That's it. Gore

01:15:04.329 --> 01:15:09.069
-Tex? Gore -Tex, yeah. What the fuck? Did they?

01:15:09.149 --> 01:15:11.829
They didn't invent Gore -Tex. I don't fucking

01:15:11.829 --> 01:15:15.079
think they did. That doesn't make any sense.

01:15:15.460 --> 01:15:20.819
100 % me. Fire. Who asked for Tinka? 2025. That's

01:15:20.819 --> 01:15:25.720
one of your girls. Oh, let's see. Oh, shit. Oh,

01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:31.739
no. But her body. Oh, but her knee is all wrinkly.

01:15:31.819 --> 01:15:38.029
Oh, no. Get that away. I probably. In a drought,

01:15:38.270 --> 01:15:42.109
I'd fuck her in a drought. Yeah, I would. That's

01:15:42.109 --> 01:15:45.829
fucking funny. I would. See, who invented Gore

01:15:45.829 --> 01:15:49.449
-Tex? I think it was DuPont. Gore -Tex. Gore

01:15:49.449 --> 01:15:55.350
-Tex. Hello from Finland. See you all in Valhalla.

01:15:56.609 --> 01:16:00.050
Fucking retard. Dude, people are just, they just

01:16:00.050 --> 01:16:01.729
want to have some sort of identity because they

01:16:01.729 --> 01:16:05.170
have nothing. Yeah, like my ancestors are Nazis,

01:16:05.430 --> 01:16:09.890
so, you know. There's 18 million of them. Your

01:16:09.890 --> 01:16:14.329
ancestors are Nazis and Confederates. Yeah, Nazis

01:16:14.329 --> 01:16:17.949
and Confederates. That's my ancestry. Real fun.

01:16:18.250 --> 01:16:21.229
There's twice as many Nazis as there are. Oh,

01:16:21.289 --> 01:16:25.029
actually, there's the same amount of Nazis as

01:16:25.029 --> 01:16:27.170
there were. No, I can't even talk right now.

01:16:28.010 --> 01:16:30.189
There were the same amount of Nazis as there

01:16:30.189 --> 01:16:33.100
are New Yorkers now. Really? Oh, really? Yeah,

01:16:33.180 --> 01:16:36.399
18 million. So probably 20 million New Yorkers.

01:16:36.399 --> 01:16:40.840
It's close, though. So the Nazis were the population

01:16:40.840 --> 01:16:43.880
in New York. I thought there was like, I don't

01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:46.539
know, 400 of them, 2 ,000 of them maybe. They

01:16:46.539 --> 01:16:48.819
could have either been overthrown. Like it only

01:16:48.819 --> 01:16:52.899
takes like 3 .5 % of the population to overthrow

01:16:52.899 --> 01:16:56.680
government. Oh, really? Yeah, so it's like a

01:16:56.680 --> 01:16:58.979
small group of people because there's like what?

01:16:59.289 --> 01:17:03.649
100 times more people than Nazis. Oh, yeah. However

01:17:03.649 --> 01:17:06.770
many Germans there were. Yeah. They just let

01:17:06.770 --> 01:17:09.369
that shit get out of control. But that's a fucking...

01:17:09.369 --> 01:17:13.130
That's a lot of Nazis, bro. It's not a small

01:17:13.130 --> 01:17:16.510
number. It's like, so... Where's all these descendants

01:17:16.510 --> 01:17:18.689
of Nazis? Nobody really talks about it except

01:17:18.689 --> 01:17:21.649
Tyler. He's the first person I've heard admit

01:17:21.649 --> 01:17:24.409
to being like... They fucking moved to America,

01:17:24.609 --> 01:17:26.550
changed their last name to Lee. It was probably

01:17:26.550 --> 01:17:29.090
something before, like, Leichstein or some shit.

01:17:29.329 --> 01:17:32.470
It was L -E -I -G -H. Nobody ever says, oh, yeah,

01:17:32.489 --> 01:17:36.069
my family was Nazis. It's like, well, a lot of

01:17:36.069 --> 01:17:39.109
people's families were Nazis. Just nobody's fessing

01:17:39.109 --> 01:17:41.010
up to this shit. Not like my direct family was

01:17:41.010 --> 01:17:44.609
Nazis, but probably like my cousins. I had cousins

01:17:44.609 --> 01:17:47.010
that were Nazis. Like most, like my immediate

01:17:47.010 --> 01:17:50.069
family all was in America at that point. But

01:17:50.069 --> 01:17:51.649
I did have cousins that were still in Germany

01:17:51.649 --> 01:17:55.210
that probably were Nazis. It happens, bro. Like,

01:17:55.210 --> 01:17:58.649
like my, my, my, like also, I'm not saying that

01:17:58.649 --> 01:18:00.390
I agree with the, not my grandparents fought

01:18:00.390 --> 01:18:03.550
against the Nazis in world war two, but like

01:18:03.550 --> 01:18:05.409
there were my cousins that were fighting on the

01:18:05.409 --> 01:18:07.489
other side. Like every war you're fighting your

01:18:07.489 --> 01:18:10.319
cousins. pretty much like, unless like, it's

01:18:10.319 --> 01:18:12.420
like us versus like the, the middle East and

01:18:12.420 --> 01:18:14.819
stuff. Like if you're fighting a European country,

01:18:14.899 --> 01:18:22.100
you're fighting your cousins. Oh God. Jesus Christ.

01:18:22.640 --> 01:18:25.979
But yeah, like, like there were like, like, um,

01:18:26.239 --> 01:18:30.000
there were, I had cousins in Poland that got

01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:32.640
gunned down. in front of the factory that they

01:18:32.640 --> 01:18:36.300
owned over in Poland. That's like a documented

01:18:36.300 --> 01:18:39.699
case of my family. And then it's real murky for

01:18:39.699 --> 01:18:43.520
one side of my family during the early 1900s

01:18:43.520 --> 01:18:47.239
to 1950 when they came over to America. So I'm

01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:50.699
like, they were definitely Nazis. Your Nazi ancestors

01:18:50.699 --> 01:18:54.060
came over and immediately bought slaves. In the

01:18:54.060 --> 01:19:00.140
1950s? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think about that.

01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:06.260
Slavery was before that. Yeah, retard. But yeah,

01:19:06.380 --> 01:19:10.420
I guarantee you fucking your great -grandfather

01:19:10.420 --> 01:19:13.600
from Germany probably was a Nazi. Let's be real.

01:19:13.760 --> 01:19:17.880
I have ancestors from Germany and Poland. A lot

01:19:17.880 --> 01:19:21.340
of them, actually. Dude, it's crazy how quick,

01:19:21.479 --> 01:19:26.069
like... You just don't know anybody in your family.

01:19:26.170 --> 01:19:28.689
That's really not that far back. Like the, the,

01:19:28.689 --> 01:19:31.470
the, the most I know is probably like my great

01:19:31.470 --> 01:19:34.090
grandparents. Like, that's like, like I, they

01:19:34.090 --> 01:19:36.550
were alive when I was alive. So that's the only

01:19:36.550 --> 01:19:38.449
reason I knew like a lot about them. And like,

01:19:38.470 --> 01:19:41.210
they're like my great, great grandparents. No

01:19:41.210 --> 01:19:45.750
fucking idea. No fucking idea. It's crazy how

01:19:45.750 --> 01:19:48.550
like, you're not going to know like, like four,

01:19:48.649 --> 01:19:50.750
four generations from now, they're not going

01:19:50.750 --> 01:19:53.390
to have any idea you existed. Yeah. Like I, like,

01:19:53.640 --> 01:19:56.420
I know my great -grandparents' names. I think...

01:19:56.420 --> 01:19:58.979
I know half of my great -grandparents' names.

01:19:59.899 --> 01:20:06.180
Like, I knew John. I knew Helen. I knew George.

01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:08.840
And I knew... I feel like everybody was named

01:20:08.840 --> 01:20:11.180
George. I think we're just reincarnations of

01:20:11.180 --> 01:20:13.520
people back then. And then the other ones...

01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:18.979
Oh, Al. Al was one of them. And then I don't

01:20:18.979 --> 01:20:20.840
know the rest of them. That was it. Oh, Janet.

01:20:21.390 --> 01:20:25.029
And then there's, there's two that my, my, my

01:20:25.029 --> 01:20:28.649
great grandparents on my mom's mom's side. I

01:20:28.649 --> 01:20:30.789
don't know what the fuck their names were, but,

01:20:30.909 --> 01:20:33.529
um, that's it. Yeah. Like I couldn't tell you

01:20:33.529 --> 01:20:35.510
my great, great grandparents names. Like, I don't

01:20:35.510 --> 01:20:37.529
know any of them. Like, I'm just like, I have

01:20:37.529 --> 01:20:42.210
no fucking idea. Yeah. But, um, like it's, it's

01:20:42.210 --> 01:20:44.729
weird. Like, yeah. When, when our kids have kids

01:20:44.729 --> 01:20:46.949
and they have kids, they're going to be like,

01:20:47.090 --> 01:20:49.750
oh yeah, you had a great, great grandfather named

01:20:49.750 --> 01:20:54.069
Tyler. like he'd be like oh what he was an emt

01:20:54.069 --> 01:20:58.989
yeah he was an emt but like that was all you

01:20:58.989 --> 01:21:02.689
will be done but like yeah like it's like it's

01:21:02.689 --> 01:21:04.510
crazy how they're gonna be like oh yeah you had

01:21:04.510 --> 01:21:07.329
a like your great great great grandfather tyler

01:21:07.329 --> 01:21:11.390
lee was this and he lived in the 2020s dude we

01:21:11.390 --> 01:21:14.010
know we think it's gonna be like that like it

01:21:14.010 --> 01:21:16.090
is for us now like looking back at our fucking

01:21:16.090 --> 01:21:19.010
ancestors right we don't know a lot about them

01:21:19.010 --> 01:21:21.189
it's a fucking mystery Like, bro, you're going

01:21:21.189 --> 01:21:23.189
to have all your fucking Facebook. Oh, yeah.

01:21:23.329 --> 01:21:25.590
They're going to be like, my fucking great -great

01:21:25.590 --> 01:21:27.710
-great -grandfather is a fucking goofball. You're

01:21:27.710 --> 01:21:29.649
going to have a fucking hologram. They're going

01:21:29.649 --> 01:21:31.810
to be so sick of you, dude. Yeah, they're going

01:21:31.810 --> 01:21:33.430
to listen to this fucking podcast. They're probably

01:21:33.430 --> 01:21:35.350
listening to you right now. Right. They're listening.

01:21:35.529 --> 01:21:38.109
Listen, hold on. Hold on. What do you want to

01:21:38.109 --> 01:21:40.670
tell your future descendants? Let's whisper into

01:21:40.670 --> 01:21:42.229
their ears right now. What advice would you give

01:21:42.229 --> 01:21:45.449
them? We know that you're listening out there.

01:21:45.670 --> 01:21:51.979
Hey. Tyler the fourth. What do you want to say

01:21:51.979 --> 01:21:54.560
to him, Tyler? I don't know. Fucking wash your

01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:57.880
balls, I guess. They're probably dirty. Don't

01:21:57.880 --> 01:22:02.619
elect dictators. Wash your balls. Everybody could

01:22:02.619 --> 01:22:05.060
wash their balls. Even right after a shower,

01:22:05.159 --> 01:22:08.140
you probably still need to wash your balls. Damn,

01:22:08.180 --> 01:22:10.060
I hope Barron Trump gets drafted. That would

01:22:10.060 --> 01:22:14.439
be so funny. Could happen. Could, yeah. He's

01:22:14.439 --> 01:22:17.470
like the right exact age. But can he get out

01:22:17.470 --> 01:22:19.470
of the draft since he's part of the royal family?

01:22:19.649 --> 01:22:21.369
Oh, yeah. He can get out of the draft because

01:22:21.369 --> 01:22:27.750
he's got a corrupt father for a president. Or

01:22:27.750 --> 01:22:30.770
a corrupt president for a father. Nightmoves

01:22:30.770 --> 01:22:34.529
is open until 4 a .m. today. Jesus. You want

01:22:34.529 --> 01:22:38.210
to take a trip over? Yeah, I'll be throwing my

01:22:38.210 --> 01:22:42.250
invisible singles out, though. I could go for

01:22:42.250 --> 01:22:46.449
some Nightmoves today. You guys are insane. Let's

01:22:46.449 --> 01:22:49.930
go for some Jeopardy. All right. First of all,

01:22:49.989 --> 01:22:56.109
I was going to say my Prius. Yeah, what happened

01:22:56.109 --> 01:22:57.810
to your Prius? I was cutting through a parking

01:22:57.810 --> 01:23:05.010
lot. Oh, the Prius. It was a Dunkin' Donuts parking

01:23:05.010 --> 01:23:07.829
lot, and there was a curb that made the drive

01:23:07.829 --> 01:23:10.369
-thru, and I didn't see it because I was just

01:23:10.369 --> 01:23:11.930
focused on getting through to the next exit.

01:23:12.720 --> 01:23:15.720
slammed into a fucking five inch tall curb. I

01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:18.380
actually watched somebody do that today. I legitimately

01:23:18.380 --> 01:23:20.880
watched somebody do that. But they were in a

01:23:20.880 --> 01:23:23.000
pickup truck and they just kept going. Oh yeah,

01:23:23.020 --> 01:23:25.430
yeah. pickup truck won't fucking do anything

01:23:25.430 --> 01:23:28.130
because like i know it was it was actually over

01:23:28.130 --> 01:23:29.869
by night moves when i was coming home from work

01:23:29.869 --> 01:23:33.930
like just i'm just saying unironically like it

01:23:33.930 --> 01:23:36.970
just like i was going past like like the smoker's

01:23:36.970 --> 01:23:39.710
choice like that intersection like by firestone

01:23:39.710 --> 01:23:41.510
like in between firestones and where that old

01:23:41.510 --> 01:23:44.010
storts was the guy who was like about to turn

01:23:44.010 --> 01:23:46.569
there just fucking clips the whole curb with

01:23:46.569 --> 01:23:49.390
his rim and just kept going i'm like like you

01:23:49.390 --> 01:23:51.170
could see like the whole truck just kind of do

01:23:51.170 --> 01:23:54.989
one of those oh and like i'm like And he had,

01:23:55.050 --> 01:23:57.270
like, more than enough space. Like, he had way

01:23:57.270 --> 01:23:59.189
more than enough space to, like, fully do it.

01:23:59.189 --> 01:24:01.310
Just fucking clips the curb, and he just keeps

01:24:01.310 --> 01:24:03.909
going. Damn. Yeah, I backed into a fire hydrant

01:24:03.909 --> 01:24:07.090
one time in Madison Ave, and I just got out and

01:24:07.090 --> 01:24:08.630
said, fuck, and there was, like, these three

01:24:08.630 --> 01:24:11.050
college kids watching me. I just go, fuck, and

01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:14.630
then drew away. Just bent it. What? Just bent

01:24:14.630 --> 01:24:17.949
it. No, I broke the taillight. Oh, no, I mean

01:24:17.949 --> 01:24:19.630
the fire hydrant, because sometimes they'll bend.

01:24:19.810 --> 01:24:21.909
Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I don't think I damaged

01:24:21.909 --> 01:24:27.829
it. I love taps the fucking pole in front of

01:24:27.829 --> 01:24:30.369
Stewart's a couple times. Like, you know, like

01:24:30.369 --> 01:24:32.930
the poles that they have there. Like, I'm like,

01:24:33.069 --> 01:24:35.789
like I pull pretty far up most of the time, but

01:24:35.789 --> 01:24:37.949
like a couple times I just do that to it, and

01:24:37.949 --> 01:24:41.250
I'm like. That's not a big deal. Yeah, I know.

01:24:41.310 --> 01:24:43.689
But it's just kind of like, oh, fuck. But dude,

01:24:43.770 --> 01:24:45.750
hitting this curb, it turned into such fucking

01:24:45.750 --> 01:24:50.270
mayhem. So like I first I'm just thinking, I'm

01:24:50.270 --> 01:24:52.789
like, OK, how much damage did I just do to my

01:24:52.789 --> 01:24:55.369
entire car? Right. Well, the tires just going

01:24:55.369 --> 01:25:01.590
air out. I was like, how did that even fucking

01:25:01.590 --> 01:25:06.149
happen, bro? So anyway, I get the spare tire

01:25:06.149 --> 01:25:10.300
out in the kit. and uh there's no tire iron to

01:25:10.300 --> 01:25:13.520
take the lug nuts off so i'm like whatever i'll

01:25:13.520 --> 01:25:16.500
just fucking i'll go i'll go run over to the

01:25:16.500 --> 01:25:19.520
harbor freight well first i ran i literally ran

01:25:19.520 --> 01:25:21.380
right i'm like i'll get my exercise in today

01:25:21.380 --> 01:25:23.560
so i ran over to home depot they don't have an

01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:25.680
automotive section ran to harbor freight got

01:25:25.680 --> 01:25:28.760
the tire iron get back and start jacking the

01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:31.159
car up and the car the jack kept tipping over

01:25:31.940 --> 01:25:33.840
over and over. I'm like, all right, I got to

01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:36.579
get on flat ground, right? So I pull it over

01:25:36.579 --> 01:25:40.039
into the Starbucks parking lot, which was flatter.

01:25:40.159 --> 01:25:41.979
It's like right next door. This is in Schenectady,

01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:44.020
if you know where this... Oh, that's not a good

01:25:44.020 --> 01:25:47.140
place to break down. No, it's not that bad. This

01:25:47.140 --> 01:25:51.460
Dunkin' Donuts is. So I move it in the parking

01:25:51.460 --> 01:25:54.220
lot. Was it by the casino? No, no. It's by Home

01:25:54.220 --> 01:26:00.319
Depot. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So... it kept like

01:26:00.319 --> 01:26:02.239
tipping over even on flat ground so i put like

01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:07.220
the back brakes on and um i get the the uh spare

01:26:07.220 --> 01:26:10.300
tire out and it's a little low right so i'm like

01:26:10.300 --> 01:26:12.199
pushing on it i'm like yeah it should have enough

01:26:12.199 --> 01:26:13.979
air to get me over to like stewart's or combo

01:26:13.979 --> 01:26:18.020
farms so i put it on and uh set the car down

01:26:18.020 --> 01:26:21.239
on it and it looked fine right and you know tighten

01:26:21.239 --> 01:26:27.110
the lug nuts up and uh i start to go and The

01:26:27.110 --> 01:26:28.989
steering wheel's going like, you know, jerking

01:26:28.989 --> 01:26:30.989
side to side. I'm like, are you fucking kidding

01:26:30.989 --> 01:26:34.250
me? I get out, and the tire came off the rim.

01:26:34.829 --> 01:26:37.350
And I was like, dude, now I don't have a fucking

01:26:37.350 --> 01:26:39.489
spare tire. That's when I started getting angry,

01:26:39.630 --> 01:26:43.489
right? And so my girlfriend's like, oh, maybe

01:26:43.489 --> 01:26:45.229
we could try a fix -a -flat in the old tire,

01:26:45.390 --> 01:26:48.069
right? So I ran over to Cumberland Farms, got

01:26:48.069 --> 01:26:50.710
some fix -a -flat, put it in, and it was just

01:26:50.710 --> 01:26:53.630
pissing out, right? The hole in the tire. So

01:26:53.630 --> 01:26:55.210
I'm like, all right, maybe I can fucking patch

01:26:55.210 --> 01:27:00.510
it. So I ran back over to Harbor Freight. It's

01:27:00.510 --> 01:27:03.770
like a seven minute run, you know? And I got

01:27:03.770 --> 01:27:06.489
some patches and got the fucking tire patched

01:27:06.489 --> 01:27:09.649
up. And I had to put like two patches in it side

01:27:09.649 --> 01:27:11.829
by side. And then I put another can of fix -a

01:27:11.829 --> 01:27:13.649
-flat in it. And I was like, oh, this thing's

01:27:13.649 --> 01:27:15.689
good to go, dude. It's good to go. It's fucking

01:27:15.689 --> 01:27:18.609
solid. It's all filled up with my fuck yeah.

01:27:19.449 --> 01:27:22.909
So put the tire back on. And, uh, get going down

01:27:22.909 --> 01:27:24.430
the road. I'm like, oh, steering wheel straight,

01:27:24.590 --> 01:27:27.630
dude. Like I, this is fine. Alignment's not that,

01:27:27.670 --> 01:27:29.510
well, I was off a little bit. Right. But it wasn't

01:27:29.510 --> 01:27:31.409
like I, dude, I thought I like totaled the car.

01:27:31.710 --> 01:27:34.310
This cause it was like, I was doing like 10 miles

01:27:34.310 --> 01:27:36.609
an hour, dude. And I hit this curb just like

01:27:36.609 --> 01:27:39.710
fucking, I thought the car was wrecked. So, um,

01:27:39.869 --> 01:27:43.189
get down the Lexus. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm

01:27:43.189 --> 01:27:45.489
driving today. This was, this was the Prius,

01:27:45.489 --> 01:27:49.510
but, um, get like a mile down the road. And I

01:27:49.510 --> 01:27:56.109
hear. I hear, and my girlfriend's talking and

01:27:56.109 --> 01:27:58.710
I was like, fuck no, that didn't just fucking

01:27:58.710 --> 01:28:01.750
happen. Right. It was like a, it was like a hissing

01:28:01.750 --> 01:28:04.210
spinning. Right. And like, that can only be one

01:28:04.210 --> 01:28:06.810
thing. Right. And she's talking and I'm like,

01:28:06.829 --> 01:28:09.250
no, the plug just blew out in the tire. And she's

01:28:09.250 --> 01:28:11.710
like, what? And I'm like, yeah, I just heard

01:28:11.710 --> 01:28:14.310
it. Right. And then I felt it. And the steering

01:28:14.310 --> 01:28:16.770
wheel is going back and forth like this. So like,

01:28:16.810 --> 01:28:20.479
dude, part of me doesn't want to give up. you

01:28:20.479 --> 01:28:22.340
know what i mean there's like this fight in me

01:28:22.340 --> 01:28:24.899
like where i just have to it's like i have to

01:28:24.899 --> 01:28:28.140
prove my worth but then like there's that part

01:28:28.140 --> 01:28:31.239
of me that's like i've spent 16 hours at a gas

01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:34.260
station trying to hotwire my motorcycle because

01:28:34.260 --> 01:28:36.659
i was like i had too much pride to call a tow

01:28:36.659 --> 01:28:39.199
truck you had too much heat you could probably

01:28:39.199 --> 01:28:41.239
have walked your bike home that you have any

01:28:41.239 --> 01:28:46.149
too yeah too many cops chasing you yeah so I,

01:28:46.250 --> 01:28:47.989
my girlfriend's like, we got to call a tow truck.

01:28:48.069 --> 01:28:49.310
I'm like, yeah, we got to call it to a drug.

01:28:49.449 --> 01:28:51.430
Cause I'm not going to fuck. I know when to call

01:28:51.430 --> 01:28:55.029
it, to call it quits, dude. I gave it a valiant

01:28:55.029 --> 01:28:58.010
effort. It's over. You know, it's like if, if

01:28:58.010 --> 01:29:01.550
the spare didn't like fall off the fucking wheel,

01:29:01.670 --> 01:29:04.029
like I could have done, I could have worked with

01:29:04.029 --> 01:29:06.210
it. But yeah, dude, it was a fucking adventure.

01:29:06.489 --> 01:29:09.649
I was fucking like soaked in sweat from running

01:29:09.649 --> 01:29:12.590
back and forth the hardware stores. And it's

01:29:12.590 --> 01:29:14.569
a fucking adventure, dude. I just love how you're

01:29:14.569 --> 01:29:16.710
like, yeah, I don't think I'm coming to the podcast

01:29:16.710 --> 01:29:19.590
tonight. Oh, yeah. No, I had nothing left. I

01:29:19.590 --> 01:29:21.829
tried to go home and work, dude. My brain was

01:29:21.829 --> 01:29:27.630
just shot. Yeah. Cool story, bro. Cool story,

01:29:27.630 --> 01:29:36.489
bro. Onward. Nightmare. I don't want to go, dude.

01:29:37.869 --> 01:29:42.380
Damn, I spent so much money on food today. Harlow,

01:29:42.439 --> 01:29:43.880
do I look like I can go to nightclubs anymore?

01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:47.359
That's a black shirt. You're gonna get the fucking

01:29:47.359 --> 01:29:50.279
come all over that shirt. Yeah, I know, but gray

01:29:50.279 --> 01:29:53.840
pants. Welcome back to Jeopardy. Do I look like

01:29:53.840 --> 01:29:56.920
I can go? Yes. Am I gonna go? You're gonna go.

01:29:57.880 --> 01:30:02.000
Are you gonna go? He's like, I'm gonna go. Might

01:30:02.000 --> 01:30:04.159
happen, might not. We'll see, I guess. We'll

01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:09.439
see. 30 -something time winner, Tyler. Uh...

01:30:10.039 --> 01:30:14.699
14 -something time winner Dan. Oh, yeah. The

01:30:14.699 --> 01:30:23.659
vitamin man. Gentlemen. So what am I going to

01:30:23.659 --> 01:30:27.260
get in the 50th? Whoever wins has to pay for

01:30:27.260 --> 01:30:30.500
strippers. That's fucking not true. Yeah, whoever

01:30:30.500 --> 01:30:33.939
wins has to pay for night moves. That's not true.

01:30:34.319 --> 01:30:37.829
Damn. I'm not going then. Well, wait. No, he's

01:30:37.829 --> 01:30:43.770
gonna win, so yeah, I'll go. Alright. What kind

01:30:43.770 --> 01:30:46.210
of motivation is that to win? That is a bad motivation.

01:30:46.949 --> 01:30:51.390
Let me light up a cigarette, Casey. Okay. You

01:30:51.390 --> 01:30:53.850
don't care? I don't care. Is there, like, an

01:30:53.850 --> 01:30:56.750
ashtray? Jesus Christ. Are you smoking your basement?

01:30:57.899 --> 01:31:00.100
Give me a cigarette. There's an ashtray in the

01:31:00.100 --> 01:31:02.880
table over there. No, I can't. Give it to me.

01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:05.579
Fuck it, I'll do it. I don't care. This is Chase's

01:31:05.579 --> 01:31:07.960
house, though. Only Dan can smoke down here.

01:31:08.100 --> 01:31:12.619
Why? Dan won't do it because he's a fucking pussy.

01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:16.180
I don't want to have his house smell like scumbag.

01:31:16.180 --> 01:31:20.500
He smokes weed down here. But weed doesn't saturate

01:31:20.500 --> 01:31:23.300
into the fucking walls. The weed smell just goes

01:31:23.300 --> 01:31:25.460
away like ten minutes after. You don't want it.

01:31:25.460 --> 01:31:27.810
Don't smoke in here, dude. One cigarette won't.

01:31:29.250 --> 01:31:36.590
Does Megan care? I don't know. Okay, well, it's

01:31:36.590 --> 01:31:40.529
happening. What an ass. It's happening. Anyway,

01:31:40.649 --> 01:31:43.029
the categories are parental guidance suggestion,

01:31:43.569 --> 01:31:50.630
average Joe, the Bayou, percentage dates, one

01:31:50.630 --> 01:31:55.840
second number ones, and just one day. Since I

01:31:55.840 --> 01:32:00.000
won last time. I won last time. Alright, fine.

01:32:02.199 --> 01:32:05.699
What's in the bayou? Get this man an ashtray.

01:32:08.680 --> 01:32:17.119
The bayou, 200. Cajun and Creole cultures thrive

01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:20.020
in the bayou, and so does this spicy stew, often

01:32:20.020 --> 01:32:25.869
made with seafood, sausage, and okra. What is

01:32:25.869 --> 01:32:30.229
it, jambalaya? Fuck! Incorrect. Oh! Oh! God,

01:32:30.350 --> 01:32:37.350
that's what I thought it was! No. Gumbo. Gumbo!

01:32:37.409 --> 01:32:42.689
It's a stew. Oh! The gumbo! Jambalaya is like

01:32:42.689 --> 01:32:46.449
meat and rice or some shit. Jambalaya. We'll

01:32:46.449 --> 01:32:49.909
keep going with the volume. Don't call me a fucking

01:32:49.909 --> 01:32:53.869
jambalaya. Uh, 400. Known as the birthplace of

01:32:53.869 --> 01:32:57.430
this genre, New Orleans gave us legends like

01:32:57.430 --> 01:33:07.770
Louis Armstrong and Jelly Roll Morton. A blues?

01:33:08.909 --> 01:33:18.590
A blues, no. Louis Armstrong? Anyone? No? It

01:33:18.590 --> 01:33:23.000
was jazz? It was either jazz or blues. Fucking

01:33:23.000 --> 01:33:28.000
hate, hate jazz. Uh, Tyler's pick. Let's keep

01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:29.979
the Bayou going, because I'm doing real great.

01:33:31.279 --> 01:33:34.720
600. New Orleans sits along this mighty river,

01:33:34.880 --> 01:33:37.319
which flows all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.

01:33:37.520 --> 01:33:44.800
Not America. What is the Mississippi? Oh, correct.

01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:55.619
Oh! Oh! Oh! Damn. I like it. Let's do one second.

01:33:57.020 --> 01:34:01.739
Whatever the fuck it is. One second hits. Ty's

01:34:01.739 --> 01:34:03.359
got to wear some headphones, I think, for this

01:34:03.359 --> 01:34:13.199
one. Guess this number one hit based on the first

01:34:13.199 --> 01:34:19.920
second, I think. That could have been anything.

01:34:20.300 --> 01:34:30.300
I'll let it keep going. I know the song, I can't

01:34:30.300 --> 01:34:37.920
think of it. My Corona. This is My Corona. Nope.

01:34:38.500 --> 01:34:41.279
What is the fucking idea? My Corona. That's what

01:34:41.279 --> 01:34:49.100
it is. That was right. That's right. My Corona.

01:34:49.479 --> 01:34:56.720
I knew what the fuck you said. So Dan got negative

01:34:56.720 --> 01:35:01.949
for that one. We'll do one second hits. Oh! 400.

01:35:03.529 --> 01:35:07.170
Never made it as it was. Who's Nickelback? Who

01:35:07.170 --> 01:35:09.989
is Nickelback? It's how you remind me. Fuck.

01:35:10.189 --> 01:35:15.029
Oh, Tyler. Oh, he's coming, babe! Fucking hate

01:35:15.029 --> 01:35:17.649
Nickelback. Fucking hate Nickelback. I love Nickelback.

01:35:17.649 --> 01:35:20.529
Fuck you. Nickelback sucks. Give me a cigarette.

01:35:21.869 --> 01:35:31.489
You want the next one? 600? Yeah. What is it?

01:35:31.569 --> 01:35:35.710
Apple bottom jeans? No. Oh, no. Oh. What is low?

01:35:35.890 --> 01:35:41.210
What is low? Low, yeah. Yeah. We'll continue

01:35:41.210 --> 01:35:51.569
with that. Uh, for 800. What is every movie you

01:35:51.569 --> 01:36:05.800
make by? Oh, no. No! I don't know what the song

01:36:05.800 --> 01:36:10.319
would be called then. Oh, oh. Yeah, I can't.

01:36:11.579 --> 01:36:17.420
Every breath you take. Yes. Oh, fuck. God damn

01:36:17.420 --> 01:36:22.039
it. You got 800 points back. What are we at here?

01:36:22.180 --> 01:36:25.359
Are we going back? I always got back to zero.

01:36:26.030 --> 01:36:28.649
Dan's got negative 400. Jesus fucking Christ.

01:36:28.689 --> 01:36:52.930
For 1 ,000. Oh, fuck. I think I know the title,

01:36:52.970 --> 01:36:55.170
but I'm not going to put myself in the negative.

01:36:58.359 --> 01:37:01.859
No? Alright. Is it fire to the rain? No, it's

01:37:01.859 --> 01:37:04.420
rolling in the deep. Rolling in the deep. Alright.

01:37:05.399 --> 01:37:09.720
What's the other categories? Uh, you got parental

01:37:09.720 --> 01:37:13.739
guidance, average geo, the bayou, percentage

01:37:13.739 --> 01:37:18.119
dates in just one day. What was the first one?

01:37:18.840 --> 01:37:21.539
Parental guidance suggested. We'll do that one.

01:37:22.260 --> 01:37:26.079
200. One of the first PG -13 movies was this

01:37:26.079 --> 01:37:29.579
1984 film starring Harrison Ford that featured

01:37:29.579 --> 01:37:32.380
a guy named Mola Ram pulling out another guy's

01:37:32.380 --> 01:37:35.640
heart with his bare hands. What is Indiana Jones

01:37:35.640 --> 01:37:42.180
and the Temple of Doom? Yes. God damn it. Damn.

01:37:42.220 --> 01:37:47.020
I need some fucking caffeine, bro. Alright. We'll

01:37:47.020 --> 01:37:52.270
continue that one. 400. This movie rating made

01:37:52.270 --> 01:37:55.310
in 1990 is reserved for films too mature to be

01:37:55.310 --> 01:37:59.829
rated RR. What is NC -17? It smells like cigarettes

01:37:59.829 --> 01:38:02.029
in here. Why does it smell like cigarettes in

01:38:02.029 --> 01:38:04.489
here? I don't know, Casey. Why does it? Yeah.

01:38:05.569 --> 01:38:11.729
Damn, it's big. Same category. 600. For this

01:38:11.729 --> 01:38:14.310
movie rating, you can curse as much as you like

01:38:14.310 --> 01:38:16.590
as long as you don't say fuck more than once.

01:38:17.069 --> 01:38:30.449
It was PG -13. 800, this 1973 horror film caused

01:38:30.449 --> 01:38:32.909
controversy after it made many audience members

01:38:32.909 --> 01:38:36.930
pass out, leave. What is The Exorcist? Yes. Fuck.

01:38:41.329 --> 01:38:48.489
Tied it up. Tied it up, Dan Smith. Oh, same category.

01:38:48.649 --> 01:38:52.989
1 ,000. 1999, this raunchy teen comedy about

01:38:52.989 --> 01:38:55.550
baked goods and awkward firsts. What is American

01:38:55.550 --> 01:39:07.430
Pie? Yes. Categories? Average Joe, the Bayou,

01:39:07.470 --> 01:39:12.800
percent dates. Let's do average Joe. 200. No

01:39:12.800 --> 01:39:15.239
need to be rude. Another name for an average

01:39:15.239 --> 01:39:23.619
is the arithmetic this. Fuck you. Say it again.

01:39:24.039 --> 01:39:27.000
No need to be rude. Another name for the average.

01:39:27.640 --> 01:39:37.619
Yes. What the fuck? Same category. 400. Just

01:39:37.619 --> 01:39:42.069
average 14 and 48 to get this prime number. Oh,

01:39:42.090 --> 01:39:51.590
God. Can we use a calculator? No. The autistic

01:39:51.590 --> 01:40:01.069
wheels are turning. What is 31? 31, yes. And

01:40:01.069 --> 01:40:07.169
the mathematician. Same category. 600. Average

01:40:07.169 --> 01:40:09.850
Steve and Stephanie to get this average number

01:40:09.850 --> 01:40:16.050
of letters in their names. It depends on how

01:40:16.050 --> 01:40:17.909
you spell Stephanie. There's a couple of different

01:40:17.909 --> 01:40:21.869
spells. With a P -H. S -T -E -P -H -A -N -I -E.

01:40:23.270 --> 01:40:26.729
What is sex? Oh, no. Oh, what was he saying again?

01:40:27.170 --> 01:40:44.079
Steve and Stephanie. What is seven? Yes. Okay.

01:40:46.699 --> 01:40:57.560
Same category. Same category. For 800. You got

01:40:57.560 --> 01:41:07.119
1400. That's how I got 1800. Oh, I'll wager 500.

01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:13.470
Daily double. 500. We recommend hitting the gym

01:41:13.470 --> 01:41:16.550
for this average of values scaled by importance.

01:41:18.810 --> 01:41:22.930
Say it again. We recommend hitting the gym for

01:41:22.930 --> 01:41:25.350
this average of values scaled by importance.

01:41:30.289 --> 01:41:35.430
We recommend hitting the gym. Yeah. Hold on a

01:41:35.430 --> 01:41:46.010
sec. Let me think about it. What is a weight?

01:41:48.869 --> 01:41:51.630
Wait, hold on a sec, hold on a sec. Weighted

01:41:51.630 --> 01:41:56.750
average. Yeah, there you go. I knew you could

01:41:56.750 --> 01:42:03.689
do it. Dan's pick. Same category. 1 ,000. This

01:42:03.689 --> 01:42:06.229
type of average is found by identifying the number

01:42:06.229 --> 01:42:14.500
that appears most often in a set. What is the

01:42:14.500 --> 01:42:22.500
mode? Correct. Get your brooms out, Dan. You

01:42:22.500 --> 01:42:28.659
got Bayou, percent dates, and just one day. Percent

01:42:28.659 --> 01:42:31.880
dates. Oh, geez. You're really going to do this

01:42:31.880 --> 01:42:35.180
to Tyler? You guys are going to hate me for this

01:42:35.180 --> 01:42:38.819
one. The Allied invasion of Europe during World

01:42:38.819 --> 01:42:41.340
War II. So you have to convert the date into

01:42:41.340 --> 01:42:44.720
a percentage. What the fuck? Dude, that's not

01:42:44.720 --> 01:42:48.300
possible. Why not? Because we don't know the

01:42:48.300 --> 01:42:49.800
date and we definitely don't know the fucking

01:42:49.800 --> 01:42:53.939
percentage. I know the date. I can't do percentages.

01:42:54.340 --> 01:42:57.439
So like January 1st would be 1 -1. So 1 divided

01:42:57.439 --> 01:43:02.399
by 1 is 100%. Oh, it's not the year too? No,

01:43:02.399 --> 01:43:05.680
no. Just the date. What's the date, Tyler? What

01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:24.039
was it? Which question? D -Day. What are you

01:43:24.039 --> 01:43:36.140
saying? He's talking to himself. Yeah, fucking

01:43:36.140 --> 01:43:39.199
skip this. Everybody fucking fails this. No?

01:43:39.359 --> 01:43:42.460
No. Alright. I'm going to protest this category.

01:43:43.520 --> 01:43:48.220
That's 100%. June 6th. I was fucking... I said

01:43:48.220 --> 01:43:54.029
June 6th. Six divided by six. 100%. Six out of

01:43:54.029 --> 01:44:04.569
six. Next question. America's birthday. You guys

01:44:04.569 --> 01:44:09.149
know America's birthday? Yeah. Yeah, I can't

01:44:09.149 --> 01:44:13.550
say I know America's fucking birthday. That doesn't

01:44:13.550 --> 01:44:20.329
make sense. I can't divide that from... You can't

01:44:20.329 --> 01:44:26.850
divide that properly. This would be like a death

01:44:26.850 --> 01:44:39.369
spell. Hold on a sec. Is that involving the 1776

01:44:39.369 --> 01:44:43.470
too? Tyler, if 4 out of 4 is 100%, what is 5

01:44:43.470 --> 01:44:53.630
out of 4? 120%. No. 125%. Yes. Sorry. What's

01:44:53.630 --> 01:44:58.350
seven? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold

01:44:58.350 --> 01:45:11.029
on. Just hold on. What is 175 %? Yeah. I hate

01:45:11.029 --> 01:45:13.369
this category, bro. I didn't even make it. It

01:45:13.369 --> 01:45:17.010
was all in the Jeopardy Reddit. What is 175%,

01:45:17.010 --> 01:45:21.850
bro? I forgot to put percentage dates, bro. For

01:45:21.850 --> 01:45:29.569
600. 3300, bet it all. I can concede this to

01:45:29.569 --> 01:45:35.630
you, Dan, if you want. I'll do 300. Tyler's still

01:45:35.630 --> 01:45:41.689
got a shot. No, I'll do 300. 350. Blaze it up

01:45:41.689 --> 01:45:49.460
on this National Weed Day. How much you bet?

01:45:50.579 --> 01:46:04.039
Oh, you know, like $400. What is... So that'd

01:46:04.039 --> 01:46:17.920
be 20%. 20 %? Oh, damn. For $800, right? First

01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:22.079
day of a U .S. president's new term. Do you know

01:46:22.079 --> 01:46:30.640
that date? No. No. It's 125%. This game sucks.

01:46:32.600 --> 01:46:35.479
How about this one? The day that George W. Bush

01:46:35.479 --> 01:46:37.359
definitely didn't blow up the World Trade Center.

01:46:42.500 --> 01:46:45.000
Oh no, this is the closest guess because it's

01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:53.350
not a whole number. God damn. That's pretty good,

01:46:53.409 --> 01:47:05.350
actually. Hold on a sec. Hold on. That was actually

01:47:05.350 --> 01:47:25.079
pretty good. Hold on. Let me think. Oh. pretty

01:47:25.079 --> 01:47:37.460
close, though. What is... What is 82 %? 82. That's

01:47:37.460 --> 01:47:44.619
correct. Oh, shit. No more bath, Tyler. Make

01:47:44.619 --> 01:47:47.359
a fucking comeback. The Bayou and Just One Day.

01:47:47.520 --> 01:47:57.520
Dan's pick. Just One Day. 200. You got 4 ,600.

01:47:59.020 --> 01:48:02.380
Bet it all, pussy. 4 ,600. What's Tyler got?

01:48:02.720 --> 01:48:10.220
1 ,800. 1 ,800. I'll do 500. 500. We elect to

01:48:10.220 --> 01:48:13.579
inform you November 7th, 2028 will fall on this

01:48:13.579 --> 01:48:19.140
day of the week. That's like impossible. November

01:48:19.140 --> 01:48:23.260
7th, 2028? Yeah. Will fall on this day of the

01:48:23.260 --> 01:48:28.939
week? Saturday, obviously. Saturday? Oh no. It

01:48:28.939 --> 01:48:32.859
was a 1 in 7 shot. But dude, if I got that right,

01:48:33.039 --> 01:48:34.640
you would have been like, you would have thought

01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:37.159
I was a fucking savant. That's why I said I was

01:48:37.159 --> 01:48:48.100
such confidence. Oh, that was Tuesday. Oh. 400.

01:48:50.649 --> 01:48:53.170
Carrie Underwood sings Waiting All Day for This

01:48:53.170 --> 01:48:57.250
Night on a weekly football broadcast. It was

01:48:57.250 --> 01:48:59.829
Monday Night Football. I buzzed in first. No.

01:49:00.369 --> 01:49:05.229
It was Sunday. He said he got it first. Give

01:49:05.229 --> 01:49:11.449
Tyler the points. All right, you're back in it.

01:49:13.489 --> 01:49:17.970
What's he at? 2 ,200. Hold on, hold on. 3 ,700.

01:49:18.029 --> 01:49:20.649
Let that go down for a second. Let me cook. Let

01:49:20.649 --> 01:49:24.750
that cook. Let it cook. I don't know what's the

01:49:24.750 --> 01:49:29.210
fucking... Whatever. What's the categories? The

01:49:29.210 --> 01:49:32.850
bayou and just one day. Just one day for a thousand.

01:49:33.590 --> 01:49:37.810
Hell yeah. Most of Northern Ireland's troubles

01:49:37.810 --> 01:49:40.989
ended with a 1998 agreement signed on this day.

01:49:44.270 --> 01:49:46.890
Do you have to know the exact date? No, the day

01:49:46.890 --> 01:49:50.569
of the week. The day of... Oh my fucking God.

01:49:50.569 --> 01:49:55.810
What is Monday? Oh no. God, I'm fucking... Sunday.

01:49:56.069 --> 01:50:02.689
What is Sunday? No. Don't, don't. Stop. It's

01:50:02.689 --> 01:50:07.529
Friday. Fuck, dude. I thought it was something

01:50:07.529 --> 01:50:12.100
Monday. Just one day. Black Monday. Fuck. 600.

01:50:12.199 --> 01:50:14.760
In a popular nursery rhyme, this day's child,

01:50:14.979 --> 01:50:18.899
not necessarily Jenna Ortega, is full of woe.

01:50:18.899 --> 01:50:25.640
What is Wednesday? Yes. God damn it. Like Wednesday

01:50:25.640 --> 01:50:31.020
Addams. Damn. No, me. Falls into second place.

01:50:31.220 --> 01:50:39.859
Oh, shit. Fuck. We'll do days. 800. If tomorrow's

01:50:39.859 --> 01:50:42.579
today is Saturday, then this is the day after

01:50:42.579 --> 01:50:48.979
tomorrow's yesterday. What the fuck? If tomorrow's

01:50:48.979 --> 01:50:52.119
what? If tomorrow's today is Saturday, then this

01:50:52.119 --> 01:50:57.060
is the day after tomorrow's yesterday. Casey,

01:50:57.100 --> 01:51:05.859
I'm having a stroke. Can you say that again?

01:51:06.859 --> 01:51:10.500
If tomorrow's today is Saturday, then this is

01:51:10.500 --> 01:51:17.520
the day after tomorrow's yesterday. Say the second

01:51:17.520 --> 01:51:20.180
part again. This is the day after tomorrow's

01:51:20.180 --> 01:51:30.399
yesterday. What was the first part? If tomorrow's

01:51:30.399 --> 01:51:33.199
today is Saturday, then this is the day after

01:51:33.199 --> 01:51:38.060
tomorrow's yesterday. I'm fucking having a stroke

01:51:38.060 --> 01:51:45.000
right now. Is my face drooping? Look at the left

01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:51.020
side, dude. If tomorrow's today is tomorrow,

01:51:51.340 --> 01:51:54.640
if yesterday's today is today, what the fuck

01:51:54.640 --> 01:51:58.079
is happening? Hold on, hold on, keep it going.

01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:01.699
This lady the other day was like, I'm having

01:52:01.699 --> 01:52:04.220
left side, I was having left -sided numbness,

01:52:04.340 --> 01:52:06.979
but now it's on the right. And then it went back

01:52:06.979 --> 01:52:12.039
to the left. And like... Crazy. No. What, uh...

01:52:12.039 --> 01:52:17.039
What was the question? Say it slowly. Because

01:52:17.039 --> 01:52:21.239
I'm not getting it. If tomorrow's today is Saturday...

01:52:21.239 --> 01:52:25.180
Hold on. If tomorrow's today is Saturday... If

01:52:25.180 --> 01:52:30.600
tomorrow... If tomorrow's today is Saturday...

01:52:30.600 --> 01:52:33.640
Yeah, then this is the day after tomorrow's yesterday.

01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:38.939
If tomorrow's today is Saturday. If tomorrow's

01:52:38.939 --> 01:52:41.720
today is Saturday. Stop saying it out loud. If

01:52:41.720 --> 01:52:44.260
tomorrow's Saturday. Say the second part again.

01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:47.920
If tomorrow's today is Saturday, this is the

01:52:47.920 --> 01:52:54.220
day after tomorrow's yesterday. What is Saturday?

01:52:56.159 --> 01:53:03.420
Correct. Jesus Christ. God. All right, Dan, you

01:53:03.420 --> 01:53:09.069
got the bio. For 800. Often associated with New

01:53:09.069 --> 01:53:12.029
Orleans, this spooky spiritual practice blends

01:53:12.029 --> 01:53:17.470
African tradition. What is hoodoo? Damn. Hoodoo?

01:53:18.369 --> 01:53:22.449
What is voodoo? Yeah, voodoo. Look it up because

01:53:22.449 --> 01:53:24.090
it could be either. Look it up. What the fuck

01:53:24.090 --> 01:53:27.210
is hoodoo? You don't know what hoodoo is? Look

01:53:27.210 --> 01:53:32.409
up New Orleans and hoodoo. Tradition built up

01:53:32.409 --> 01:53:36.550
by enslaved African Americans. Who knew? Oh,

01:53:36.550 --> 01:53:40.770
damn. All right. Spud it. Yeah, I'll take that.

01:53:41.010 --> 01:53:45.630
You both get the points. Finally, for $1 ,000,

01:53:45.649 --> 01:53:49.409
this 2017 horror game was set in a... Sorry,

01:53:49.510 --> 01:53:54.750
I didn't mean to do that. This 2017 horror game

01:53:54.750 --> 01:53:57.409
was set in the rural town of Dulvey, Louisiana.

01:54:12.870 --> 01:54:37.510
What town Dolby, Louisiana Yeah Final Jeopardy.

01:54:37.510 --> 01:54:41.270
Dan's got 3 ,500. Ty's got 4 ,600. Jesus Christ.

01:54:42.189 --> 01:54:51.329
I have 1 ,000 more than him. 1 ,100. The category

01:54:51.329 --> 01:55:13.640
is... Geography. Oh, my God. Oh, you don't have

01:55:13.640 --> 01:55:18.220
your phone? No. Going off the grid, bro? Yeah.

01:55:18.279 --> 01:55:25.659
You doing a fucking screen cleanse? Yeah. Oh,

01:55:25.680 --> 01:55:31.479
my God. That porn, oh, boy. Trying to get off

01:55:31.479 --> 01:55:35.619
the Reddit porn. Train's gone wild. Reddit porn's

01:55:35.619 --> 01:55:39.319
a problem, dude. Yeah, dude, Reddit's the best.

01:55:39.920 --> 01:55:46.539
Alright. You can get anything. Clown porn? Question,

01:55:46.760 --> 01:55:49.579
this is the only US state that borders just one

01:55:49.579 --> 01:55:54.439
other state. The only state that only borders

01:55:54.439 --> 01:55:57.720
one other? Yeah, the only US state that borders

01:55:57.720 --> 01:56:31.189
just one other state. God, these fucking Indians

01:56:31.189 --> 01:56:34.329
keep messaging. This guy is MD Rowan is persistent.

01:56:34.689 --> 01:56:42.090
He's very persistent. I said, do you want some

01:56:42.090 --> 01:56:44.529
garlic naan, my friend? He said, no. Do you want

01:56:44.529 --> 01:57:33.359
to promote your Apple podcast? Where's this paper

01:57:33.359 --> 01:57:37.819
even from? Where's it from? It's from a sticky

01:57:37.819 --> 01:57:42.319
note I had. It'd be funny if you just ripped

01:57:42.319 --> 01:57:47.060
a sheet out of the Bible. Rip the part out where

01:57:47.060 --> 01:57:50.079
it says that gay people go to hell. Where is

01:57:50.079 --> 01:57:53.979
that? Yeah, what page is that on, Tyler? The

01:57:53.979 --> 01:57:58.199
one where it says gay people go to hell. Dude,

01:57:58.300 --> 01:58:00.880
stop. What is this? This is literally the first

01:58:00.880 --> 01:58:03.930
thing I opened up to. Now, concerning that matters

01:58:03.930 --> 01:58:06.729
about what you wrote, it is good for a man not

01:58:06.729 --> 01:58:08.850
to have sexual relations with a woman. There

01:58:08.850 --> 01:58:11.770
it is. Sexual relations with a woman, it says.

01:58:11.989 --> 01:58:14.229
Wait, with a woman? Chapter 7. What is this?

01:58:14.289 --> 01:58:20.689
1 Corinthians 7 .1. Did you get my message? No.

01:58:21.649 --> 01:58:24.350
But because of the temptation of sexual immorality,

01:58:24.529 --> 01:58:26.930
each man should have his own wife and each woman

01:58:26.930 --> 01:58:31.449
her own husband. Let's go. Tyler says Maine.

01:58:31.750 --> 01:58:35.729
That's correct. You bet $2 ,500. Dan says Michigan.

01:58:36.310 --> 01:58:40.430
Fuck! I was trying to think. I'm like, I'm pretty

01:58:40.430 --> 01:58:43.409
sure Maine is only connected to Amsterdam. Tyler

01:58:43.409 --> 01:58:46.289
wins. God damn it. You're paying for night moves,

01:58:46.430 --> 01:58:52.289
buddy. Tyler, you just won $7 ,100 to pay for

01:58:52.289 --> 01:58:56.210
a night move. $36. 36 wins. That was a good game,

01:58:56.229 --> 01:59:00.220
though. Yeah, I went back and forth. Yeah, that

01:59:00.220 --> 01:59:04.899
was pretty good. The math part, I was just like,

01:59:05.079 --> 01:59:09.640
I'm not even lying. Almost there. You're fucking

01:59:09.640 --> 01:59:16.640
Ned Flanders. Alright. Thanks for listening.

01:59:17.140 --> 01:59:21.060
Email us if you're not Indian or a scammer. Or

01:59:21.060 --> 01:59:30.869
both. That sounded a little racist. What? Oh,

01:59:30.909 --> 01:59:33.529
yeah, there's a lot of, like, scams going around

01:59:33.529 --> 01:59:36.090
about, like, job applications and stuff. We should

01:59:36.090 --> 01:59:38.449
get one of these guys on the podcast. Hello,

01:59:38.510 --> 01:59:40.649
my friend. Oh, we should tell him that we'll

01:59:40.649 --> 01:59:43.210
get his... You know you can call people from

01:59:43.210 --> 01:59:46.029
Facebook, so if we called this fucking Indian

01:59:46.029 --> 01:59:50.010
dude, that'd be pretty funny, I think. I wonder

01:59:50.010 --> 01:59:51.770
what would happen. Do you think he'd answer?

01:59:52.210 --> 01:59:55.210
I don't think so. I think they're just, like,

01:59:55.229 --> 01:59:57.350
fake. It's probably not even an Indian dude.

01:59:57.409 --> 01:59:59.569
It's probably, like, some fat white guy who has

01:59:59.569 --> 02:00:01.470
a basement. Just give him a call and be like,

02:00:01.510 --> 02:00:05.869
hello. Give him the Don Juan treatment. Hey,

02:00:05.909 --> 02:00:10.149
Dad, what's up? Hey, look, what's going on, man?

02:00:11.890 --> 02:00:16.149
You want to promote our Apple podcast, man? What

02:00:16.149 --> 02:00:22.369
the fuck? I don't eat apples. Prank him next

02:00:22.369 --> 02:00:26.630
time. Anyway, like us on Facebook and as always,

02:00:26.710 --> 02:00:28.890
be kind to yourself. And each other. We out.

02:00:30.189 --> 02:00:37.010
Fuck off. Fuck off. For all we know, robots have

02:00:37.010 --> 02:00:39.329
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.

02:00:39.369 --> 02:00:43.029
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg

02:00:43.029 --> 02:00:48.310
or a robot? You think we were the first ones

02:00:48.310 --> 02:00:54.130
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are

02:00:54.130 --> 02:00:57.630
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we

02:00:57.630 --> 02:01:08.130
are. There's people out there with some... You're

02:01:08.130 --> 02:01:10.369
telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

02:01:10.369 --> 02:01:15.149
Already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

02:01:15.149 --> 02:01:22.170
Somewhere in China some days what the fuck there

02:01:22.170 --> 02:01:30.130
are super soldiers Super soldiers then they are

02:01:30.130 --> 02:02:01.170
extraterrestrials Before my eyes while holding

02:02:01.170 --> 02:02:07.890
their pulse feel them die of They're fucking

02:02:07.890 --> 02:02:10.729
gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government

02:02:10.729 --> 02:02:14.130
has taken it to the next level with the birds.

02:02:17.930 --> 02:02:20.409
They know what birds are going to cross paths

02:02:20.409 --> 02:02:22.829
with you that you are going to be able to raise

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and they are going to make. Which, by the way,

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big brother, is the Overlord Kid. We're only

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living in the third dimension! Okay?