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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Alright, welcome to Untitled

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Podcast. Get that fucking contract, bitch. Sign

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it up. Yeah. Episode 108. Trying to stay quiet.

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Why is your carpet wet, baby? What? I can't hear

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you. Why is your carpet wet? Oh, I don't know.

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Good question. Probably rain. Episode 108 here

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with Tyler and Ally Mack. Fuck you. Damn striping.

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The chorus is coming in. Our Twenty One Pilots,

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they're coming back, but aren't they playing

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the same tour? No. No, it's the Breach, it's

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the Clancy Tour, Breach. So, like, they're not

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playing, like, TD Garden or any of the old places

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either, so it's the closest ones to us were,

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the closest one by a landslide is Hartford. It's

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the same songs, right? Well, no, they're coming

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out with a new album. This is the first single

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off of it. So they're going to have another album

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out by the time that comes. They're going to

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tour before they release the album? No. That

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album's going to be out by then. Oh, cool. Yeah.

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But you're just like, we could save a lot of

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money by getting tickets now, I think. Rather

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than fighting for resale. Because resale is going

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to be disgusting. Nice, nice. What the fuck did

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we pay for pit tickets for that last one? It

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was like $3 .50 a pop. It wasn't a cheap joke.

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$200, yeah. That was fucking amazing, though.

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Yeah, that was the best concert I've been to

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in my fucking life. That was like... I would

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have paid $700 for that ticket and been happy,

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to be honest. The shit's hitting the fan this

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week. Oh, boy. Here we go. Fucking riots. Fucking

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L .A. is burning down again, Tyler. You know,

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it's the ice riots, right? Because people are

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just getting kidnapped in their sleep. So let

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me just fucking start this. So we got Mexicans

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waving Mexican flags, angry about being sent

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back to Mexico. Is that kind of like when people

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wave Confederate flags and they're like the actual

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rebels who fought against America? What the fuck

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are you talking about? What the fuck? They're

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waving Mexican flags to America. People fucking

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did that with the Confederates. No, no, no. I'm

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not. That is not even a fucking equitable thing.

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I feel like that's kind of a reach. That's a

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fucking reach. The thing that I'm trying to say

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is that the immigrants from Mexico who are being

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sent back to Mexico that are waving Mexican flags

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and saying Viva La Mexico are upset about being

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sent back to Mexico, the country they're so proud

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of. Where does that make sense? You know what?

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I love Mexico so much, but I don't want to get

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sent back there. Because it sucks. That's what

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I'm trying to say, Casey, you fucking mongoloid.

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They don't like it, but why are they so like

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Viva La Mexico type shit? If you're fucking so

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happy with Mexico, just fucking go back. Yeah,

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this shit's getting out of control. They sent

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in the Marines. They're fucking taking care of

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business. Dan's going to get deployed again.

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He's going to just get deployed to riots again.

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How many riots has Dan been deployed to? Like

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three? Too many. We got an echo. Yeah, so I think

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it's like a manufactured crisis, right? I think

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he's trying to do it to kind of like distract

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the people from the fact that he's just so bad.

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Like immigrants are coming over and taking your

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country. Like we got to sound the fucking National

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Garden. That doesn't help. That makes things

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fucking worse. You are reaching right now. I

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mean, I'm not politically informed to really

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comment on what you just said. I don't know how

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bad the problem is. I don't know. I know there's

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riots going on. So why don't you pull ice out

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for a little while? Why would you pull ice out?

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Let things fucking cool off so people don't riot.

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Let them do their fucking job. Well, you gotta

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fucking let it cool off so people don't fucking

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riot in the streets anymore. No, it's the people

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who are rioting are fucking retarded. At most,

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like, there's like... Hundreds of thousands of

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people that are riding across multiple cities

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now. For no reason. I saw one in fucking Albany

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fucking protesting. It's like, oh, yes, the thousands

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of illegal immigrants that are hiding in the

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houses of Albany. Yeah. We're going to protect

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those guys. Yeah. I don't know if you could tell

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that was fucking sarcasm. Well, I mean, like.

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I feel like all I've heard about is that the

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reason that the riots are happening is because

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it's people who actually are American citizens

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getting deported. There was two stories of American

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citizens out of the 100 ,000. Okay, well, I don't

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have the numbers in front of me. Because they're

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citizens and they don't have fucking due process.

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And, you know, I was actually watching that video

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with Rand Paul, and he's talking about how they

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want to get rid of habeas corpus. They can't.

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That sounds like a made -up word. It's where

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they can't prosecute you without charging you

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with a crime. They can't punish you without formally

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charging you. And so now Trump wants to get rid

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of that. Oh my god, this country's falling apart.

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That's scary. Casey's fucking chicken little

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over here. Every week he comes in with some new

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fucking doom and gloom. I mean, trying to get

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rid of... I mean, his corpus is a pretty fucking

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scary thing. No, but let's be fucking real. Casey

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comes in every week with a new fucking world

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is ending fucking story and it never happens.

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I hate to say it, but really he just talks about

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what's happening for the most part. No, but then

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he spins it in. This is the end. We're never

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coming back from this. So it's where this is.

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This is it. The sky is falling. And I'm like,

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all right, chicken little. The sky is falling

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to fucking. It's not good. It's good for America.

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There's fucking no law. It's fucking anarchy

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right now. And it's going to spread to here.

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Dude, Trump's approval ratings are so fucking

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low right now, too. I don't fucking agree with

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the looters. Yeah, well, the looters happen every

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time there's fucking riots or fucking protests

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or anything. That shit always happens. Fiery

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but mostly peaceful protests. But, you know,

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it's okay when conservatives did it. In the White

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House. Conservatives did it for one fucking day.

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They did it in the fucking capital of the country.

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He literally pardoned the people that assaulted

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the police officers at the capital. Yeah, Casey,

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buddy. That's bad. I didn't know that. That's

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fucking bad. The conservatives did it one day.

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And how many riots have happened just in the

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last fucking five to ten years? Casey, how many

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do you think? A lot. And they didn't just do

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it just then. Those riots last for fucking days.

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Fucking people took over fucking Seattle's Capitol

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Hill District for fucking three months without

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them doing shit. There's a double standard there,

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Casey. And you're not fucking seeing it, you

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fucking retard. I am. I'm just fucking playing

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it up. But I think the people on both sides are

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more moderate. have to come together even though

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we're fundamentally different because we're like,

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these people are getting out of control. It's

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not about liberals versus conservatives. It's

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about fucking crazy batshit people versus normal

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people. Both sides have to accept their crazies

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and fucking make, not accept them. Both sides,

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I meant to say, both sides have to disavow their

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crazies, but neither side will disavow their

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crazies. Because you had the fucking CNN retards

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that are just like, well, they're peaceful protesting.

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And, you know, you look in the photos that they're

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showing is like burning police cars. And they're

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like, you know, it's just a peaceful protest.

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They're smashing out windows and shit. And then

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they're like, yep. That's just how they're, they're

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rightfully angry about this. Until, until like,

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I think the fourth day, no police officers got

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injured. And then like two of them got injured

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on the fourth day or something. Well, fucking

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the police on the fourth day. these fucking mongoloids

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have fucking signs that are pre -made yeah but

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what a great time to be alive fucking elon was

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crashing out on trump he was like i bet you won't

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or at least the fc files because you're in them

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casey casey everybody fucking knew he's in them

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to get casey let's be fucking real let's be real

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if trump really was had like damning evidence

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on him Biden or the Biden administration would

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have 100 % released them. No, because he fucking

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incriminates him, too. Yeah, right. Exactly.

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They're all fucking going to that thing. Fucking

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Elon's on it, too, probably. It doesn't matter

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red or blue. They're all fucking on the list.

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Every last one of those fucking cocksuckers.

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They're never going to release that list. They're

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just never going to do it. No, same way they

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lied about JFK's files. They literally came out

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with JFK's files and MLK's files and just released

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a whole bunch more bullshit about him. how it

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totally was the people we thought it was. Yeah.

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And then they fucking... Get the fuck out of

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here. They fucking released so many fucking records

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at the same time that you'd have to search through

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all the fucking records. But people have. Yeah,

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they had to fucking... It was nonsense. Yeah,

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it's just fucking gobbledygook that the fucking

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CIA... And then there was just fucking other

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murders in there that they just were like, yeah,

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this is connected to the JFK fucking thing. I'm

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like, how? How? I hiccuped at the same time I

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was trying to talk. Casey, would I be able to

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have a hit of that delightful vape there? Both

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Rand Paul and Elon were upset about Trump's big,

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beautiful bill or whatever. That's what they

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crashed out about. They were like, this doesn't

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make sense. I don't even fucking know what's

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going on, dude. I just see the riots and I tell

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people that they're retarded. Yeah, taking it

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too far, bro. Are you reading the Bible? It's

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the New Testament. It's not even the full New

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Testament. Let both grow together until the harvest,

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and at harvest time I will tell the reapers,

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gather the weeds first and bind them in bundles

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to be burned, but gather the wheat into my barn.

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You guys ever see, like, Audi belly buttons?

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They're fucking weird. I don't like them. They

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scare the fuck out of me. I don't mind. I mean,

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yeah, I've seen them. They're just like, how'd

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that happen? He's probably got an Audi and you

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just made him really fucking self -conscious.

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But like, how does that happen? Like, how does

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an Audi happen? Like, is it like, I'm guessing

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an Audi's where the cord gets cut, I guess. No,

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I think it's just an anatomical thing, but probably

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where the, if the cord gets cut farther out.

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Like prolapsed or some shit. Yeah. But, uh, like

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if you're cloned, you won't have a fucking belly

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button. What? If you're cloned, you won't have

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a belly button because you weren't in utero,

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so you don't have a fucking umbilical cord. Oh,

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can they make things, like, alive without being

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in utero now? Yeah. Just in a lab? They can do

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it in, like, a tube now. I feel like they still...

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Well, I know they can fertilize it, but I think

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they still have to put it... No, they can grow

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it outside of a fucking... outside of a uterus

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now, but it's illegal to clone humans. There's

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a fake womb? Yeah, they have, like, a tube womb.

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Damn. There's fucking... Damn. That's crazy.

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Dude, we're going to have... We're going to have

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stem cell injections soon where you can just

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fucking inject your body with these stem cells

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that will just instantly repair anything wrong

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with your body. I think stem cells are a good

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thing. I don't think it's going to be stem cells.

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I think it's going to be nanotechnology, but

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I've been down this road before. the singularity

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what do you think about the new uh what's it

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called waymo cars that are now just like self

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-driving cars they've been around for a while

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casey are you really i just heard about they've

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been around for a while you fucking idiot yeah

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when you're old it's uh you know it's hard to

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I mean, they're all like pseudo -autonomous,

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up to this point at least, where it's like, oh,

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you tell your car to drive somewhere, but you're

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still sitting there watching the wheel turn and

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shit. Yeah. I've decided not to keep up with

00:14:15.100 --> 00:14:19.559
the times anymore. I'm leaving my 20s, so. You're

00:14:19.559 --> 00:14:22.519
just going to be angry and watch CNN? Or you

00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:24.379
can just be like me and not pay attention anyways.

00:14:25.309 --> 00:14:28.909
Yeah, I don't really care about this shit anymore.

00:14:29.029 --> 00:14:31.870
I literally only do it to yell at Casey. I think

00:14:31.870 --> 00:14:35.549
it's funny. But I genuinely don't care about

00:14:35.549 --> 00:14:37.509
politics anymore. And I got in an argument with

00:14:37.509 --> 00:14:41.169
my fucking in -laws about that. Your in -laws?

00:14:41.289 --> 00:14:43.750
What are they? Their political views. They're

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very liberal. Probably shouldn't have brought

00:14:46.629 --> 00:14:49.909
up politics. No, they brought it up to me, and

00:14:49.909 --> 00:14:52.149
they were saying some stupid shit, and I'm like...

00:14:52.149 --> 00:14:54.110
Oh, like the guy that gave you the job? Probably

00:14:54.110 --> 00:14:56.169
shouldn't have argued with him. Oh, no, me and

00:14:56.169 --> 00:14:57.990
him argue all the time. It's just one of the

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things that we do. But me and him were arguing

00:15:01.730 --> 00:15:05.149
because he said something stupid, and I'm like,

00:15:05.269 --> 00:15:07.389
yeah, whatever. And he's like, you need to care

00:15:07.389 --> 00:15:10.049
about politics. I'm like, no, I don't. Why the

00:15:10.049 --> 00:15:11.629
fuck do I have to care about politics? Because

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I can't do fucking shit about it. He's like,

00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:15.919
yeah, but this is just bigger. This is bigger

00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:17.840
than us. This is just, this is going to be like,

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like next, like this is going to affect us for

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generations. And I go, I don't fucking care.

00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:26.259
I go, I'm not in my fucking early twenties in

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college and I'm not in my fucking late forties

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to care about politics. I'm worried about fucking

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making money and taking care of my family. That's

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all I fucking care about right now. Need ass

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and money pops. All right. And you ain't giving

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me neither of them. I just saw this. Speaking

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of like end of the world shit. Did you know that

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I just saw this morning that Israel and the U

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.S. were gearing up to go to war with Iran? Oh,

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Christ. It never ends. I know. I know. It's going

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to happen. Good! Good! They said Israel is definitely

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going to attack Iran soon. Great. They already

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evacuated all the embassies, like the U .S. embassies.

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We evacuate the embassies in fucking Israel all

00:16:08.419 --> 00:16:12.700
the fucking time. I bet we did. Blaze has business

00:16:12.700 --> 00:16:16.120
hours bi -monthly. It's like, oh, another war.

00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:20.519
Back it up. There's a new, it's called the Golden

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Dome that Trump's trying to make. Yeah, it's

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supposed to block missiles and shit. Yeah, it's

00:16:26.100 --> 00:16:28.909
just like Israel has that. No, Jerusalem has

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that or something. No, it's Israel. It's the

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whole country. But that's a really small country.

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Yeah. Like in order to protect the full U .S.

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All you need is a couple satellites that are

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able to do that. So it's not... China's like,

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don't do that, guys. They're like, stop. Don't

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do that. They're like, that's not fair. You guys

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should stop doing that because now it's not fair.

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We don't want that to happen. We want to be able

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to bomb you. Hey, hey, hey. Why are you doing

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that? That's kind of like... Like, but what if

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you don't do that? I mean, I get what they're

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saying because to a certain point it does escalate

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it because you now have forced nuclear deterrence

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where it's all right. Yeah, we can nuke the fuck

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out of you, but you can't nuke us. Well, they

00:17:14.150 --> 00:17:16.869
can still send nukes. That's the only thing that

00:17:16.869 --> 00:17:19.529
they can send is nukes, ICBMs. They can't send

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like regular missiles. Yeah, but we also have

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fucking sun lasers from fucking satellites that

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can take out nukes. Well. I don't think we're

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able to shoot down nukes, actually. We are. The

00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:33.579
ground -to -air missiles can't hit it, but the

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sun rifles from fucking space can. There's space

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nukes now? No, there's space lasers. Now you're

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really trying to fucking get me going. There's

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space lasers. God, these things get more fucked

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up every time. Didn't you hear the story about

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the fucking ISIS guy who got fucking vaporized?

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And then like, everybody's like, what the fuck

00:17:52.910 --> 00:17:54.329
happened? America's like, we didn't do it. Oh,

00:17:54.450 --> 00:17:59.069
that was flight 93. But like, we were like, we

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were doing that. And I was just like, like, like

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there is a story where the fucking, the ISIS

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guy was giving like a rah -rah speech to his,

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like his folks there. And then it was like, and

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then he just got fucking turned to ash. And all

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the guys were like, there's a video of it. Like

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all the guys just scatter because the guy just

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got fucking vaporized. And they're like. It was

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a giant flash of light. The guy got fucking vaporized.

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And then everybody's like, run away. And then

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like the, the, the, the, the, the fucking like

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people like from around the world, like, Hey

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America, did you have anything to do with this?

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We're like us. Nah, it was probably lightning.

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You know, like that wasn't lightning. It's like.

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Me? Nah, we didn't do that. Why would we do that?

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That's not us. We don't do anything like that.

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Some guy's just sitting at a computer 4 ,000

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miles away, neutralized. But yeah, it's just

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a super bright beam of light, and then a guy

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gets vaporized. Good for him. Dude, if we put

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fucking nukes in space, that would be so much

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easier than shooting it. There are nukes in space,

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Casey, you fucking idiot. I don't think there

00:19:02.700 --> 00:19:05.000
are. There are nukes in space. They're nukes

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and satellites. We have nuclear satellites that

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can shoot nukes from space. Not publicly documented,

00:19:09.779 --> 00:19:11.900
at least. What's to stop us from doing that?

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What's to stop us from doing that? Yeah, they

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wouldn't see that coming, would they? Yeah, they

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would. It's a fucking missile coming from space.

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They won't see it coming from the fucking submarine.

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Do you think that if we had nuclear weapons and

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Russia and China didn't, that we should use them?

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No. I think we should nuke Hiroshima again just

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to say that we're not sorry. Wow. Yeah, let's

00:19:40.309 --> 00:19:42.869
attack an ally right now. That's a good idea.

00:19:43.029 --> 00:19:45.670
Good idea. Just nuke them to be like, we're not

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sorry. I just want to know the guilt of the guy

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that pushed the button. Although I was watching

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an interview with one of the World War II veterans

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that flew one of the planes in the bomb squad

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that dropped the bomb. The Enola Gay. Yeah, Enola

00:20:00.029 --> 00:20:02.279
Gay. He named after his mother. They're like,

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do you feel bad about killing 200 ,000 Japanese

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children? He's like, nope, I did what I had to

00:20:08.019 --> 00:20:12.079
do. Do it again. Yep, I do it. It would have

00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:14.779
been so much more loss of civilian life if we

00:20:14.779 --> 00:20:17.359
didn't, though. Yeah, of our lives, not theirs.

00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:20.079
No, no, because we wouldn't have went into mainland

00:20:20.079 --> 00:20:21.859
Japan and just gunned down everybody. Yeah, they

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said literally, we are not going to stop fighting

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until you've killed every last one of us. So

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would you rather kill 200 ,000 Japanese people

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or kill 100 ,000 Japanese people? these people,

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100 ,000 Americans. It would have gone that way.

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It would have been in the millions if it was

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a foot invasion. Don't you think that if it was

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a foot invasion that women and children wouldn't

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get killed as much? No, they still would because

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they would be fighting us. They would be fighting

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us. It was a different Japan. They were literally

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under the emperor. And they believed he had ties

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to God. Yeah, the emperor was their god. He's

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an avatar of their god. So if their god told

00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:02.339
them to go and fight, they'd give kids pistols

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and just run them out there. But if you kill

00:21:04.500 --> 00:21:07.240
a couple hundred thousand civilians, then the

00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:09.200
guy admits he's not God, and then we're good.

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I was watching now this week how there was like

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two charge generals in Japan, and there was like

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the Navy and the Army, and they were both in

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charge. And the one in the Navy, he was like,

00:21:21.339 --> 00:21:24.299
don't fucking bomb Pearl Harbor. Like, we're

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fucked. Yeah, Hirohito. Hirohito? No, he was

00:21:27.740 --> 00:21:31.609
the emperor. No, Hirohito was the general. Emperor

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Hirohito. No, it wasn't Emperor Hirohito. It

00:21:33.890 --> 00:21:35.910
was General Hirohito. I'm pretty sure it was

00:21:35.910 --> 00:21:37.750
Emperor Hirohito. I'm going to look it up, okay,

00:21:37.809 --> 00:21:40.309
guys, before we just talk in loops here. But

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the quote was, if you attack America, you're

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going to wake a sleeping giant. Yeah, but he's

00:21:47.329 --> 00:21:49.250
like, oh, well, I don't make the decision to

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know what the politicians do, so it's up to them.

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Fuck it. I'm just going to attack them if you

00:21:53.089 --> 00:21:55.769
tell me to. I'm just going to attack them. Like

00:21:55.769 --> 00:21:58.009
the ultimate example of malicious compliance.

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All right, so Hirohito was the... Fuck! Which

00:22:08.420 --> 00:22:11.180
one was I looking for then? I had the same birthday

00:22:11.180 --> 00:22:14.420
as Hirohito. He was born on April 29th as well.

00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:22.000
Yeah, that was actually... Did you listen to

00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:27.059
The Jeopardy last week? Me? No, Tyler. No, I

00:22:27.059 --> 00:22:29.539
didn't. That was a question. It was like birthdays

00:22:29.539 --> 00:22:33.059
and death days. And Hitler was one of the questions.

00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:37.440
420. And fucking Dan got it. That piece of shit.

00:22:37.559 --> 00:22:40.859
April 20th. Ellie Mac's like, how did you know

00:22:40.859 --> 00:22:43.099
that? I don't know the exact date he died, but

00:22:43.099 --> 00:22:46.839
I do know April 20th was when he was born. What

00:22:46.839 --> 00:22:51.779
the fuck was this motherfucker's name? Who? The

00:22:51.779 --> 00:22:54.759
general? Type in general who said you're going

00:22:54.759 --> 00:22:59.880
to wake in the sleeping giant. Yamamoto. Yamamoto,

00:22:59.900 --> 00:23:05.339
yeah. Yamamoto, yeah. The Navy general, right?

00:23:05.579 --> 00:23:08.559
Yeah. Now the Japanese make pretty good cars,

00:23:08.619 --> 00:23:11.779
though. They always kind of have. I got one.

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:15.039
Dude, the Japanese are by far the most advanced

00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:18.460
people on the planet. They also make hentai.

00:23:19.000 --> 00:23:25.670
Oh, boy. Hentai is cool. But did you know that

00:23:25.670 --> 00:23:28.130
age of consent in Japan until five years ago

00:23:28.130 --> 00:23:32.329
was 13? Goddamn. What the fuck? Yeah, what the

00:23:32.329 --> 00:23:34.890
fuck were they thinking over there? And then

00:23:34.890 --> 00:23:37.730
after much backlash, they bumped it up to 16.

00:23:38.650 --> 00:23:41.210
Yeah, there's like no age of consent in Muslim

00:23:41.210 --> 00:23:46.029
countries, right? You know, I could say something.

00:23:47.829 --> 00:23:54.190
Well, we all know things about Muhammad. His

00:23:54.190 --> 00:23:57.930
favorite wife was six years old. Muhammad might

00:23:57.930 --> 00:24:00.210
have been on Epstein's Island. Oh, wait. Are

00:24:00.210 --> 00:24:03.109
we going to get fucking shot now? Fuck. Fuck.

00:24:03.509 --> 00:24:05.910
Wait, this guy fucked a six -year -old? Yes.

00:24:05.990 --> 00:24:09.349
No, a nine -year -old. No, no, no. He married

00:24:09.349 --> 00:24:11.710
her when she was six, but did not sleep with

00:24:11.710 --> 00:24:14.410
her until she was nine. Oh, wow. Well, that absolves

00:24:14.410 --> 00:24:17.509
everything. Now I don't feel bad. Is it Mohamed

00:24:17.509 --> 00:24:21.190
or Muhamed? Mohamed. I think it's Muhamed. I

00:24:21.190 --> 00:24:22.990
think it just depends on your fucking accent.

00:24:24.490 --> 00:24:28.829
No. I think it was Mohamed. Mohamed. Mohamed.

00:24:28.910 --> 00:24:32.470
You remember when South Park made fun of Mohamed

00:24:32.470 --> 00:24:34.329
and they got a bomb sent to their office? Oh

00:24:34.329 --> 00:24:36.230
yeah, they got a bomb sent to Comedy Central.

00:24:36.230 --> 00:24:38.529
That's not going to be an untitled podcast. We're

00:24:38.529 --> 00:24:40.190
just going to get a fucking bomb mailed to my

00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:44.009
house. Yeah, because they showed a depiction

00:24:44.009 --> 00:24:46.910
of Muhammad. And that's like a great sin to them.

00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:51.549
It's like blasphemy, I guess, or whatever. Yeah,

00:24:52.009 --> 00:24:53.910
you're not supposed to depict Muhammad because

00:24:53.910 --> 00:24:57.230
he's too holy to depict. Which is kind of stupid,

00:24:57.269 --> 00:25:02.289
but whatever. So I was reading about some fucking...

00:25:02.750 --> 00:25:06.250
crazy shit about the vatican lately the vatican

00:25:06.250 --> 00:25:09.230
oh shit some of the projects that they had going

00:25:09.230 --> 00:25:12.009
on which like they did the so they had this thing

00:25:12.009 --> 00:25:15.069
which truthfully was probably the uh craziest

00:25:15.069 --> 00:25:19.089
thing to me was uh fuck who was the dude that

00:25:19.089 --> 00:25:23.279
helped with it One of my favorite quantum physicists.

00:25:23.740 --> 00:25:27.059
Neil deGrasse Tyson? No, no. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:29.819
Stephen Hawking. It's called the chronovisor,

00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.740
which is essentially. Oh, I fucking read about

00:25:32.740 --> 00:25:35.119
that with the dude, with that dude who fucking,

00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:38.460
who could like astral project. And then he saw

00:25:38.460 --> 00:25:41.220
heaven and they have a video of heaven, but they

00:25:41.220 --> 00:25:43.099
fucking, they have it locked in the Vatican.

00:25:43.299 --> 00:25:45.819
Well, it wasn't it. It's literally just a TV

00:25:45.819 --> 00:25:48.839
that they claim that they could. pick up on the

00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:51.819
quantum energy left behind by all events of the

00:25:51.819 --> 00:25:54.220
past. And you could essentially turn this TV

00:25:54.220 --> 00:25:57.319
into anything that ever happened in the past.

00:25:57.660 --> 00:26:00.380
And then when the Vatican was questioned about

00:26:00.380 --> 00:26:03.799
the, uh, claims credibility, they neither confirmed

00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:06.400
nor denied it, which is pretty crazy. Vatican

00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:09.539
is working with physicists now. Yeah. I got to

00:26:09.539 --> 00:26:12.380
find who, which one of the, which one of my fucking

00:26:12.380 --> 00:26:15.279
boys was, I don't think it was Nietzsche. I can't

00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:18.970
remember which one. I don't know. It's the Vatican.

00:26:20.210 --> 00:26:22.450
Was this, like, back in the day, or is this happening

00:26:22.450 --> 00:26:27.250
now? No, this was back in the 80s. Yeah, it was

00:26:27.250 --> 00:26:32.009
Father Pellegrino Ernetti's. Yeah, Enrico Fermi

00:26:32.009 --> 00:26:34.589
from the famed Fermi Paradox, which I've talked

00:26:34.589 --> 00:26:39.109
about on this podcast, which is, uh... There's

00:26:39.109 --> 00:26:40.630
a lot of people that don't believe, because there's

00:26:40.630 --> 00:26:44.250
fucking no real, uh... true evidence of it. The

00:26:44.250 --> 00:26:46.089
only thing that they claimed to use it for and

00:26:46.089 --> 00:26:48.150
publicly came out with, or at least Father Arnetti

00:26:48.150 --> 00:26:51.670
said that he did, was a depiction of Jesus on

00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:53.650
the cross, which then they found out was literally

00:26:53.650 --> 00:26:56.210
just a JPEG that they flipped around from some

00:26:56.210 --> 00:26:59.569
other previously made piece of art. And then

00:26:59.569 --> 00:27:03.869
on his deathbed, Arnetti was asked, was the picture

00:27:03.869 --> 00:27:06.029
real? And he said, the picture's a lie, but the

00:27:06.029 --> 00:27:10.509
chronovisor isn't. the chrono visor oh is that

00:27:10.509 --> 00:27:12.910
like that's the name of like the tv that like

00:27:12.910 --> 00:27:16.269
it's literally like a crt tv that can supposedly

00:27:16.269 --> 00:27:19.990
just tune into the past so do with that what

00:27:19.990 --> 00:27:22.470
you will yeah and it's it's hidden inside the

00:27:22.470 --> 00:27:27.089
vault beneath the vatican it's the vatican vatican

00:27:27.089 --> 00:27:31.450
cardigan it's basically just like a vhs tape

00:27:31.450 --> 00:27:35.869
that's a can that i can is it just like vhs tapes

00:27:35.869 --> 00:27:40.650
or what No, you'd like tune it like a TV. I don't

00:27:40.650 --> 00:27:42.470
think the thing fucking exists, but it's pretty

00:27:42.470 --> 00:27:44.369
funny that they claim that it does. I mean, people

00:27:44.369 --> 00:27:47.349
just pop in VHS tapes. I'm like, that's not too

00:27:47.349 --> 00:27:52.089
expressive. I mean, the fucking, the Vatican

00:27:52.089 --> 00:27:55.599
also has. pieces of the cross that jesus was

00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:58.000
crucified on and they keep getting more and more

00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.920
pieces i'm like well i wonder what happens if

00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.980
they just completely build the cross again to

00:28:01.980 --> 00:28:04.160
some i feel like something bad will happen if

00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:06.599
they completely get the cross spawns an iron

00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:09.299
golem like it's fucking minecraft iron jesus

00:28:09.299 --> 00:28:14.160
comes out like you get all the pieces of it like

00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:15.759
and put it back together and then jesus just

00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:19.539
comes out of the cross it's judgment day wake

00:28:19.539 --> 00:28:22.980
up everybody I feel like that'd be real fucking

00:28:22.980 --> 00:28:24.779
scary. They're like, how are they just getting

00:28:24.779 --> 00:28:27.660
this drip feed of pieces of the cross? Because

00:28:27.660 --> 00:28:30.000
they have to, they, they had like the, the main

00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:33.339
parts of it. And then other like dirty. Yeah.

00:28:33.339 --> 00:28:37.839
Some pump. Yes. But then like throughout like

00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:41.450
history, like people like. when Jesus was crucified,

00:28:41.549 --> 00:28:44.190
they, they ripped apart pieces of the cross and

00:28:44.190 --> 00:28:46.490
they like, they, they carbon date it and they

00:28:46.490 --> 00:28:49.089
match it to like the cross. That's like, like

00:28:49.089 --> 00:28:52.750
that's being like reconstructed and like to see

00:28:52.750 --> 00:28:54.309
if it's the same wood. It like has like the same

00:28:54.309 --> 00:28:56.450
genetic, like makeup for the, for the wood that

00:28:56.450 --> 00:28:58.650
was used for it. And they just keep getting more

00:28:58.650 --> 00:29:00.710
and more pieces of it and putting it back together.

00:29:00.890 --> 00:29:04.559
And I'm like, Hmm. Yeah, they probably shouldn't

00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:06.279
put that thing all back together. It'd be like

00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.859
Monsters, Inc. rebuilding booze doors. Yeah,

00:29:08.859 --> 00:29:12.039
they put the last piece in and then Jesus goes,

00:29:12.299 --> 00:29:16.660
it's judgment day. You found my pieces. It's

00:29:16.660 --> 00:29:18.640
like the fucking... It's Jesus time. It's like

00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:23.640
the Millennium Puzzle from Yu -Gi -Oh! And when

00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:26.299
he fucking puts the last piece in, he turns into

00:29:26.299 --> 00:29:29.599
Yami Yugi, the fucking pharaoh. His piece comes

00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:31.819
out, but it's actually Jesus when he put the

00:29:31.819 --> 00:29:33.779
whole pieces back together. he's just like it's

00:29:33.779 --> 00:29:39.420
time to duel jesus now yeah we probably should

00:29:39.420 --> 00:29:42.460
attempt fate with that one i you know as even

00:29:42.460 --> 00:29:44.500
as a catholic i'm like i don't i don't think

00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:46.380
we should put the cross all the way back together

00:29:46.380 --> 00:29:49.920
bring the the end times the rapture will come

00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.970
and roll through So fucking what's the Catholic's

00:29:52.970 --> 00:29:55.970
obsession with just Jesus on the cross and just

00:29:55.970 --> 00:29:59.069
him being fucking bloody and shit? The obsession

00:29:59.069 --> 00:30:01.490
with Jesus on the cross is his sacrifice that

00:30:01.490 --> 00:30:03.930
he made for us. That's one of the biggest things

00:30:03.930 --> 00:30:06.809
in Catholicism is that Jesus being on the cross

00:30:06.809 --> 00:30:09.630
and our images of Jesus on the cross is a reminder

00:30:09.630 --> 00:30:13.170
of the absolute sacrifice. And he was an innocent

00:30:13.170 --> 00:30:15.369
man that got one of the worst deaths possible.

00:30:15.750 --> 00:30:18.609
Dude, do you ever think that Jesus was just a

00:30:18.609 --> 00:30:21.740
crazy fucking Roman homeless? dude, that people

00:30:21.740 --> 00:30:24.359
just kind of listen to. You know how, like, the

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:26.180
homeless people on the street kind of just say,

00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:29.160
like, oh, I saw fucking God and he told me to,

00:30:29.259 --> 00:30:31.500
you know, like... They were documented miracles,

00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:33.539
dude. Set this fucking 7 -Eleven on fire. Jesus

00:30:33.539 --> 00:30:36.140
was a real human. Like, this fucking God told

00:30:36.140 --> 00:30:38.480
me to piss on this gas station. Do you think

00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:42.000
that Jesus was just, like, a socially acceptable

00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:46.799
homeless person? Schizophrenic? Well, there's

00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:48.319
been documented things. Because he did have a

00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:50.960
home, right? What? He didn't have a home, right?

00:30:51.099 --> 00:30:54.519
He was like a nomad. He had a house that he was

00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:56.819
able to stay in, but he mostly roamed around.

00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:05.279
So he was a homeless guy. He was an urban outdoorsman.

00:31:07.660 --> 00:31:10.519
What's the desert over there called? Sahara.

00:31:10.819 --> 00:31:13.319
Is that the Sahara? I don't think so. Not in

00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:15.740
the Middle East. No, what's the Middle East desert

00:31:15.740 --> 00:31:18.170
called? The Gobi? Gobi Desert? No, that's in

00:31:18.170 --> 00:31:20.490
China. No, Gobi Desert I thought was in Nevada.

00:31:20.490 --> 00:31:22.710
Oh, isn't it just the Arabian Desert? It might

00:31:22.710 --> 00:31:24.430
be the Arabian Desert, but he walked around just

00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:28.210
the desert with his boys and did miracles. Let's

00:31:28.210 --> 00:31:33.890
ask Google AI. I got two phones, one for the

00:31:33.890 --> 00:31:36.529
plug and one for the load. I think every prophet

00:31:36.529 --> 00:31:38.230
might have just been like a homeless dude. What

00:31:38.230 --> 00:31:46.940
desert was Jesus kicking it in? What? desert,

00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:49.480
also known as the Judean wilderness, where he

00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.019
was tempted by the devil. This event is a significant

00:31:52.019 --> 00:31:54.299
part of Christian tradition and is commemorated

00:31:54.299 --> 00:31:57.579
during the season of Lent. You heard it here

00:31:57.579 --> 00:32:00.240
first. So the Judean desert? I love how AI can

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.839
pick that up. Yo, where my boy Jesus kicking

00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:07.140
it at? Did you see 50 Cent? Did you see 50 Cent?

00:32:07.299 --> 00:32:09.819
And he's just like, alright. And they're like,

00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.160
so who calls you 50 Cent and who calls you 50

00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:15.359
Cent? And he just goes, alright. So I'll give

00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:17.799
you this example. He just goes, if you look at

00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:20.339
the American flag and you go, yeah, there's 50

00:32:20.339 --> 00:32:24.779
stars on that flag, I'm 50 cent. Now, if you

00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:26.980
look at that flag and you go, there's about 50

00:32:26.980 --> 00:32:32.259
or something stars on there, I'm 50 cent. I'm

00:32:32.259 --> 00:32:36.240
like, you know, I get that. You know, actually

00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:38.400
thinking about that. It's just two different

00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:42.099
schools of thought. There's about 50 or so stars

00:32:42.099 --> 00:32:46.200
on that flag. I'd say about 20 feet deep. You

00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:52.140
know, yeah, beetle, 50 cent. How deep is a 20

00:32:52.140 --> 00:32:57.869
-foot hole? I'd say about 50 feet. Spell the

00:32:57.869 --> 00:33:03.549
word red. L -E -S -T -R. L -E -S -T -R. Yeah.

00:33:03.690 --> 00:33:06.650
That's close. Can we give it to him? Nah. Nah.

00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:12.230
Nah. R -E -D. What a fucking legend fucking beat

00:33:12.230 --> 00:33:16.029
is. Oh, man. You gotta love Beetlejuice. Howard

00:33:16.029 --> 00:33:18.910
Stern's fucking insane now. Dude, I told you.

00:33:18.930 --> 00:33:21.910
Look at this. Fox News, 46 minutes ago. Israel

00:33:21.910 --> 00:33:25.779
targets Iran's nuclear facilities. braces for

00:33:25.779 --> 00:33:28.420
potential retaliation. Dude, Israel's going to

00:33:28.420 --> 00:33:30.960
get fucked with nuclear bombs one of these days.

00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.420
Like, I feel like if any country on Earth is

00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:34.920
going to get nuked, it's probably going to be

00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:36.660
fucking Israel. Like, this is not good. I know

00:33:36.660 --> 00:33:39.180
I say it every episode. This is not good. This

00:33:39.180 --> 00:33:42.299
is not good. Casey says this is not good at least

00:33:42.299 --> 00:33:44.839
once an episode. Controversial take, and I know

00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:47.140
all three of us have had this take at one point

00:33:47.140 --> 00:33:49.980
or another on the podcast, but if the entire

00:33:49.980 --> 00:33:52.720
Middle East just got fucking wiped off the face

00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:55.950
of the planet, life would get a lot less stressful

00:33:55.950 --> 00:34:03.390
i'm not saying it should happen nor am i politically

00:34:03.390 --> 00:34:05.630
involved enough to even know what the fuck has

00:34:05.630 --> 00:34:08.449
been going on over there the last year but i'm

00:34:08.449 --> 00:34:11.329
just saying if nobody was there i don't think

00:34:11.329 --> 00:34:13.710
it would be and if it was like a nuclear irradiated

00:34:13.710 --> 00:34:17.619
disaster that nobody could live in Just saying.

00:34:17.860 --> 00:34:20.739
It would probably be a pretty peaceful region

00:34:20.739 --> 00:34:24.280
of the planet. You heard it here first. If the

00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:26.900
entire Middle East turns into glass, no more

00:34:26.900 --> 00:34:29.900
problems. I used to work with this cleaning guy

00:34:29.900 --> 00:34:32.420
from Iran and he would always ask me questions

00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:34.840
about like America and like, you know, American

00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:37.960
life. And he'd be like, I'm sorry, I can't hear

00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:41.349
you. I gotta make too much money. He'd be like,

00:34:41.449 --> 00:34:43.849
oh, do you have to register your car at the DMV?

00:34:44.630 --> 00:34:46.449
I'm like, yeah. He's like, oh, well, if you didn't

00:34:46.449 --> 00:34:49.550
do that, get your fucking hands cut off, my friend.

00:34:51.050 --> 00:34:55.469
You said my friend? Get your hands cut off, my

00:34:55.469 --> 00:35:00.170
friend. My favorite is I had a guy. who was at

00:35:00.170 --> 00:35:03.469
a gas station that when I lived at my parents'

00:35:03.590 --> 00:35:06.210
house, I'd get gas at this one gas station, and

00:35:06.210 --> 00:35:08.849
I'd go inside, and you'd grab a soda or something.

00:35:09.070 --> 00:35:11.590
But the guy didn't speak English at all, and

00:35:11.590 --> 00:35:14.570
every time that he'd scan something out, he wouldn't

00:35:14.570 --> 00:35:16.670
say a word, and he'd just point at the money

00:35:16.670 --> 00:35:19.949
value on the screen, and then point at you, and

00:35:19.949 --> 00:35:21.829
then point at the money value on the screen.

00:35:22.170 --> 00:35:25.369
It was really funny. He just kept going, you,

00:35:25.570 --> 00:35:29.829
money, you. Money. Tyler, did you know they're

00:35:29.829 --> 00:35:32.730
actually teaching Arabic numerals in American

00:35:32.730 --> 00:35:34.710
schools now? I already know this fucking joke.

00:35:35.769 --> 00:35:38.090
Nate, they're doing what? Why? They're teaching

00:35:38.090 --> 00:35:42.269
Arabic numerals. Why? Because that's the ones

00:35:42.269 --> 00:35:47.309
that we use. See the hundred on here? That's

00:35:47.309 --> 00:35:50.389
an Arabic numeral. Oh, okay. He's trying to trigger

00:35:50.389 --> 00:35:53.730
Tyler. Okay. Well, that was like the joke of

00:35:53.730 --> 00:35:56.809
triggering the conservatives was like, they're

00:35:56.809 --> 00:35:59.690
teaching Arabic in schools now. Yeah, but I'm

00:35:59.690 --> 00:36:02.530
like, the Arabic numerals are just our numbers

00:36:02.530 --> 00:36:05.989
that we have that are like standard digits. Because

00:36:05.989 --> 00:36:07.809
if we didn't use that, we'd be using fucking

00:36:07.809 --> 00:36:10.329
Roman numerals. Those are the only two number

00:36:10.329 --> 00:36:13.369
things that we have. Bring back Roman numerals.

00:36:13.369 --> 00:36:16.269
I'm down. That'll be fun. I'd enjoy that a lot.

00:36:16.289 --> 00:36:18.369
I literally only learned Roman numerals because

00:36:18.369 --> 00:36:21.949
of football and Final Fantasy. The Last of Us.

00:36:22.429 --> 00:36:26.050
The Last of Us has Roman numerals? Dude, this

00:36:26.050 --> 00:36:27.750
is awesome. We get to fucking have the start

00:36:27.750 --> 00:36:30.849
of World War III live on the podcast. Sure. I

00:36:30.849 --> 00:36:32.710
meant Star Wars, not The Last of Us. I don't

00:36:32.710 --> 00:36:34.090
know why I said that. Dude, we could fucking

00:36:34.090 --> 00:36:39.010
livestream like Dukes and shit. Let's livestream

00:36:39.010 --> 00:36:41.630
it. Yeah. Let's see how many callers we can get

00:36:41.630 --> 00:36:44.170
in before the fucking Dukes come down on us.

00:36:44.730 --> 00:36:46.650
It wouldn't come down to us. We can't even get

00:36:46.650 --> 00:36:49.809
a fucking email. We can't even get a fucking

00:36:49.809 --> 00:36:51.429
email, dude. You really think we're going to

00:36:51.429 --> 00:36:56.050
get callers? I think the last thing people do

00:36:56.050 --> 00:36:58.369
before they die is probably call into the podcast.

00:36:59.130 --> 00:37:00.730
Because then they don't have anything to lose.

00:37:01.630 --> 00:37:04.190
They're like, I got nothing better to do now.

00:37:05.849 --> 00:37:10.610
Yeah, so I watched the... Theo Vaughn interviewed

00:37:10.610 --> 00:37:13.389
the Suicide Boys. That was a pretty cool episode,

00:37:13.530 --> 00:37:14.710
if you haven't watched that case. Oh, was that

00:37:14.710 --> 00:37:17.269
the one, like, from a while ago? I think so,

00:37:17.389 --> 00:37:19.610
yeah. And it was just, like, the two of them

00:37:19.610 --> 00:37:22.570
talking to Theo Vaughn. I watched most of that.

00:37:23.610 --> 00:37:26.210
It was interesting, right, where Scrim was talking

00:37:26.210 --> 00:37:28.750
about, like, mental health depression and shit.

00:37:29.269 --> 00:37:32.170
Yeah. And Scrim was also talking about how, like,

00:37:32.170 --> 00:37:34.010
he used to be, like, you know, super into, like,

00:37:34.030 --> 00:37:36.130
the devil and shit, and then he turned to Christianity.

00:37:36.809 --> 00:37:41.039
Oh, jeez. Here we fucking go. Dude, if you listen

00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:43.639
to any of Scrim's solo shit since last year,

00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:47.639
it's all Catholic -themed. Most of his songs

00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:51.139
are Catholic -themed on his solo shit. What a

00:37:51.139 --> 00:37:54.960
crazy concept. If I don't make it by 30, I'm

00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:58.360
just going to kill myself. That was his concept.

00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:02.809
Yeah. Well, he made it, so now he's a Catholic.

00:38:03.590 --> 00:38:06.070
Yeah, he made it, so he's a Catholic. Otherwise,

00:38:06.369 --> 00:38:09.610
he'd still be doing some devil shit. And then

00:38:09.610 --> 00:38:11.989
Ruby, I feel like Ruby just does what he wants.

00:38:12.409 --> 00:38:15.630
He's just chilling. Yeah, why is he doing soul

00:38:15.630 --> 00:38:18.690
shit without his fucking cuz? I mean, no, they

00:38:18.690 --> 00:38:22.110
do... I mean, obviously they still do Suicide

00:38:22.110 --> 00:38:25.550
Boys together. And then Ruby has his own like

00:38:25.550 --> 00:38:28.030
side band, which is called Duck Boy. And it's

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:30.969
like a pop punk, like emo like band that he has

00:38:30.969 --> 00:38:34.070
that scrim drums for. And he does the vocals

00:38:34.070 --> 00:38:37.449
for. The Duck Boys. I think it's called, I think

00:38:37.449 --> 00:38:40.849
it's just called Duck Boy, not Duck Boys. But

00:38:40.849 --> 00:38:42.349
like at the beginning of every song, it just

00:38:42.349 --> 00:38:45.389
goes, I am Duck Boy. And then he starts playing

00:38:45.389 --> 00:38:48.539
like shit. I love it. I feel like you didn't

00:38:48.539 --> 00:38:52.300
fuck with the Suicide Boys as much. I liked all

00:38:52.300 --> 00:38:54.400
the music I heard by them. I just never really

00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:58.500
got into them really deep. I like the Suicide

00:38:58.500 --> 00:39:00.980
Boys because it's kind of like semi -horrorcore,

00:39:01.179 --> 00:39:04.869
I guess. semi what horror core like horror core

00:39:04.869 --> 00:39:07.630
yeah pretty violent it's like it's pretty violent

00:39:07.630 --> 00:39:09.489
it's like it's like got like a decent amount

00:39:09.489 --> 00:39:12.469
like memphis rap like type of like uh they're

00:39:12.469 --> 00:39:14.929
from new orleans yeah yeah it's got like memphis

00:39:14.929 --> 00:39:18.269
rap like ties to it and then like it's got like

00:39:18.269 --> 00:39:20.769
you know like a pretty like gritty dark sound

00:39:20.769 --> 00:39:23.150
to it and like pretty dark like subject matter

00:39:23.150 --> 00:39:25.510
to a lot of their songs i feel like it's like

00:39:25.510 --> 00:39:29.289
the rap equivalent of like you know like uh like

00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:33.139
like hardcore almost gotcha but like you know

00:39:33.139 --> 00:39:36.639
like uh or like like i guess like emo hardcore

00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:39.000
like it has like the more darker themes but like

00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:41.980
it's like more like hard like uh things instead

00:39:41.980 --> 00:39:44.639
of being more about like you know getting bitches

00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:47.820
and money it's about i want to kill myself and

00:39:47.820 --> 00:39:52.199
you bitch yeah i want to kill you and myself

00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:56.860
i've been really into the southern rap scene

00:39:56.860 --> 00:39:59.219
the last few years for some reason I don't know.

00:39:59.340 --> 00:40:02.579
I mean, X was from Florida, right? Yeah, I've

00:40:02.579 --> 00:40:05.019
been specifically into the Florida rap scene.

00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:08.539
Yeah, I like the Memphis rap and the New Orleans

00:40:08.539 --> 00:40:12.099
rap type shit. Where's BLP Kosher from? Fort

00:40:12.099 --> 00:40:14.519
Lauderdale. Yeah, he's from Florida, too. Oh,

00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:18.280
what the fuck? Yep. Kodak Black. He's from there.

00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:23.840
Fucking X. Yeah, Peep was from Long Island, New

00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:28.199
York. I was watching, they recently released

00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:32.440
the body cam video of X when he was shot. Yeah.

00:40:33.179 --> 00:40:35.500
How did he get stabbed in the neck? No, he got

00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:38.099
shot. Oh, he got shot in the neck, yeah. In the

00:40:38.099 --> 00:40:40.019
neck. And they, like, literally just leave him

00:40:40.019 --> 00:40:41.500
there for 10 minutes, and then they pull him

00:40:41.500 --> 00:40:44.199
out of the car, and, like, the fucking fire medics,

00:40:44.300 --> 00:40:47.280
like, yeah, my captain says we got to work him,

00:40:47.340 --> 00:40:50.059
we got something. We got, like, fucking PEA on

00:40:50.059 --> 00:40:52.039
the monitor. He's just been dead, shot in the

00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:54.280
neck for 10 minutes. So, like, just fucking leave

00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:59.130
him alone, bro. Yeah, and then I think Post Malone

00:40:59.130 --> 00:41:01.909
was from Syracuse. He was born in Syracuse. Yeah.

00:41:04.730 --> 00:41:07.570
And, you know, all the guys from Downswing. I

00:41:07.570 --> 00:41:09.070
hear they're from the Capital District of New

00:41:09.070 --> 00:41:12.090
York. No. Don't them? Yeah, Downswing, I heard

00:41:12.090 --> 00:41:13.329
they're from the Capital District. I thought

00:41:13.329 --> 00:41:15.750
they were from Fort Lauderdale. You know, it

00:41:15.750 --> 00:41:18.250
sounds like they're from Fort Lauderdale. But,

00:41:19.230 --> 00:41:22.630
you know, Downswing. Ellie Mac, how'd you like

00:41:22.630 --> 00:41:26.630
the Silent Planet? I mean, I'm wearing the sweatshirt

00:41:26.630 --> 00:41:31.500
right now. Oh, yeah. I thought that fucking circle

00:41:31.500 --> 00:41:34.380
pit was crazy. So I got pushed in the circle

00:41:34.380 --> 00:41:37.019
pit and just kept fucking going around and around.

00:41:37.340 --> 00:41:40.239
And I tried to get out because my pants, my jeans

00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:43.920
were falling down. And I also got fucked up in

00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:47.019
the back. I'm trying to get out. They keep fucking

00:41:47.019 --> 00:41:49.400
shoving me back in. I try to get out. They just

00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.559
push me back in. I keep going around and around.

00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:54.239
Trying to hold my fucking pants up. The best

00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:56.880
part was locking eyes with Casey. Just seeing

00:41:56.880 --> 00:42:00.760
the look of fear. As you can see, I'm like trying

00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:02.420
to get the outside. And then he was just like,

00:42:02.539 --> 00:42:08.099
I don't want a fucking circle pit right now.

00:42:09.849 --> 00:42:13.369
Casey just took off. And then the circle pit

00:42:13.369 --> 00:42:15.750
ends and Casey's just on the other end of the

00:42:15.750 --> 00:42:18.690
fucking video. Just looking at him laughing my

00:42:18.690 --> 00:42:21.309
ass off. It looked like an interstellar when

00:42:21.309 --> 00:42:23.269
the guy's trying to get back in the ship in the

00:42:23.269 --> 00:42:26.389
water planet. The fucking wave comes and attacks

00:42:26.389 --> 00:42:28.570
him. I was kind of sticking with Megan because

00:42:28.570 --> 00:42:31.860
she was like, you know, getting... like, you

00:42:31.860 --> 00:42:34.420
know, panic attacks and crowds and shit, anxiety

00:42:34.420 --> 00:42:36.940
and crowds. And she'd be like, oh, you should

00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:38.440
still go in the circle pit. So I'd be like, all

00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:40.219
right, I'll be right back. And I'd just fucking

00:42:40.219 --> 00:42:43.280
jump in. And they wouldn't let me out. I remember

00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.619
at emo night when me and Casey went the last

00:42:45.619 --> 00:42:47.719
time, I was just throwing punches in the fucking

00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:51.340
pit. That was pretty cool. You got pretty close

00:42:51.340 --> 00:42:56.030
up to the front in Silent Planet. At the end,

00:42:56.050 --> 00:42:58.110
he was actually, like, jumped into the front

00:42:58.110 --> 00:43:00.650
of the crowd. Yeah, his front row for most of

00:43:00.650 --> 00:43:01.789
the second half. I was pretty close to that.

00:43:01.849 --> 00:43:06.179
I almost got pretty up to the mic there. How

00:43:06.179 --> 00:43:09.400
heavy is the lead singer of... He's pretty slim.

00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:12.619
So you think it's a pretty easy catch for the

00:43:12.619 --> 00:43:15.579
crowd? Oh, yeah. It's not like a Dave Blunt's

00:43:15.579 --> 00:43:18.480
up there? He looks like Jesus. For lack of a

00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:20.760
better term, he looks like an emaciated Jesus.

00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:23.940
Actually, no, he put some beef on his bones.

00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:26.019
He was actually pretty fucking ripped, to be

00:43:26.019 --> 00:43:29.000
honest. But he's not looking like Dave Blunt's

00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:31.940
up there? No, no, no. He would have been a very

00:43:31.940 --> 00:43:34.659
easy catch. Motherfucker never wears shoes either.

00:43:35.230 --> 00:43:37.630
Yeah, he doesn't wear shoes. I fucking hate people

00:43:37.630 --> 00:43:40.230
who don't wear shoes. Like, the fuckers who,

00:43:40.269 --> 00:43:41.909
like, are like, you know, it just connects you

00:43:41.909 --> 00:43:43.889
with nature, man. You gotta wear, like, you don't

00:43:43.889 --> 00:43:46.090
wear shoes. We're not supposed to wear shoes,

00:43:46.389 --> 00:43:48.289
man. I feel like the dude from Silent Planet

00:43:48.289 --> 00:43:50.670
100 % would say some stupid shit like that, too.

00:43:50.690 --> 00:43:54.809
Put on some fucking shoes, you goddamn hippie.

00:43:55.150 --> 00:43:59.400
Fucking, I hate... I hate any open -toed shoes.

00:43:59.699 --> 00:44:02.860
Jesus wore them, though. Yeah, I know, but I

00:44:02.860 --> 00:44:06.159
hate them. I fucking hate sandals. I hate open

00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:09.159
-toed shoes. I hate anything where I'm not wearing

00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:11.280
a thing that covers my entire foot. You like

00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:14.719
Crocs? Crocs are, like, okay. I like Crocs. I

00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:17.480
fuck with Crocs big time. Crocs are okay if,

00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:18.719
like, you're going to the beach or something,

00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:20.320
but, like, the people who wear, like, Crocs just,

00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:23.880
like... out and about bother me like my fiance

00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:25.340
does that I'm like why are you wearing those

00:44:25.340 --> 00:44:27.260
she's like they're comfortable I'm like no they're

00:44:27.260 --> 00:44:30.440
not they're fucking foam clogs and they're fucking

00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:35.019
comfortable bro I got my breakfast sandwich today

00:44:35.019 --> 00:44:37.719
in Crocs no but the funniest part was when he

00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:40.179
said like they were about to play panic room

00:44:40.179 --> 00:44:43.059
and he was like I wrote this song when I spent

00:44:43.530 --> 00:44:45.889
was spending six months in a mental institution.

00:44:46.309 --> 00:44:48.289
And he was like, this song goes out to you. And

00:44:48.289 --> 00:44:50.309
they just fucking started playing it. Did he

00:44:50.309 --> 00:44:53.190
just point at a random person? This song goes

00:44:53.190 --> 00:44:56.809
out to you. He points directly at Ali Max. He's

00:44:56.809 --> 00:44:59.090
just like, I wrote the song when I was locked

00:44:59.090 --> 00:45:00.969
up in a mental institution trying not to kill

00:45:00.969 --> 00:45:03.289
myself, surviving with anxiety and depression.

00:45:05.250 --> 00:45:09.030
Who did you see with Megadeth? Oh, Megadeth?

00:45:09.110 --> 00:45:17.039
Oh, Mudvayne. Oh, Mudvayne, yeah. They were awesome,

00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:19.800
yeah. My dad was like, what the fuck is going

00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:25.559
on? He's into classic heavy metal. Metallica

00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:29.159
and shit. The start of heavy metal. Judas Priest.

00:45:29.619 --> 00:45:33.300
Iron Maiden. Mega Death. Iron Maiden, yeah. And

00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:36.300
now he's just like, what the fuck is this shit?

00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.880
I'm like, back in the 80s, you guys used to fucking

00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:43.119
perm your hair like women. like and now you're

00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.420
now you're gonna say some shit about this dude

00:45:45.420 --> 00:45:47.300
but you gotta admit that shit was fucking fire

00:45:47.300 --> 00:45:49.239
like Van Halen all them with their fucking like

00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:52.460
long perms fucking you know did you know that

00:45:52.460 --> 00:45:55.719
fucking slash is Jewish yeah I never knew that

00:45:56.059 --> 00:45:59.599
That was a thing because he's just like... I

00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:01.739
follow him on Instagram. He's like, I stand with

00:46:01.739 --> 00:46:04.559
the Israeli people. Dude, it was socially acceptable

00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:08.639
to be a fucking tranny in 1980 if you were in

00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:11.699
a rock band. Yeah. How's that? And now it's like

00:46:11.699 --> 00:46:15.280
a big deal. Now we're fighting over it. This

00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:17.739
was fucking socially acceptable 50 years ago.

00:46:18.949 --> 00:46:21.489
Yeah, but they weren't doing it in front of kids.

00:46:22.929 --> 00:46:25.409
You don't think kids go to rock shows? I've seen

00:46:25.409 --> 00:46:27.409
kids at rock shows. Yeah, but it was like one

00:46:27.409 --> 00:46:30.590
guy and they're like, he's just wacky. He's just

00:46:30.590 --> 00:46:35.170
a wacky guy. I'm trying to fucking find this.

00:46:38.030 --> 00:46:42.550
Have you guys seen Motley Crue fucking still

00:46:42.550 --> 00:46:46.230
touring? It's like painfully bad. Oh, is that

00:46:46.230 --> 00:47:04.260
the... I saw Nikki sex with Megadeth actually

00:47:04.260 --> 00:47:17.389
Nikki sixes fucking One of my favorites, I can't

00:47:17.389 --> 00:47:19.070
find the fucking video anymore, but there used

00:47:19.070 --> 00:47:21.610
to be a video on YouTube of Axl Rose when he

00:47:21.610 --> 00:47:25.530
was doing his reunion tour in 2008, 2009. And

00:47:25.530 --> 00:47:27.809
that was when Axl Rose was still fat and he got

00:47:27.809 --> 00:47:30.889
skinny again. But this was fat Axl Rose. And

00:47:30.889 --> 00:47:33.789
he was singing Welcome to the Jungle. And he

00:47:33.789 --> 00:47:35.750
was trying to sprint down the stage. You could

00:47:35.750 --> 00:47:48.849
hear him going. And then he's tripped. It was

00:47:48.849 --> 00:47:51.670
just like the obsession of dressing like women

00:47:51.670 --> 00:47:54.429
back then. And then another thing that I really

00:47:54.429 --> 00:47:57.170
liked was back in the 80s, there was one where

00:47:57.170 --> 00:48:00.250
he... Where Axl Rose was like, he just goes,

00:48:00.349 --> 00:48:02.949
some guys, he's singing a song. Halfway through

00:48:02.949 --> 00:48:05.050
the song, he just goes, hey, hey, that guy's

00:48:05.050 --> 00:48:07.849
got a camera. Hey, you go get him. You know what?

00:48:07.969 --> 00:48:10.309
Fuck it. I'm going to get him. And he just jumps

00:48:10.309 --> 00:48:12.750
off the stage and grabs him. And Slash is still

00:48:12.750 --> 00:48:15.130
just playing the guitar up there. Like, nothing's

00:48:15.130 --> 00:48:20.130
going on. Somebody just had a camera. Yeah, yeah,

00:48:20.150 --> 00:48:22.210
yeah. I've seen that, like, videos of Axl Rose

00:48:22.210 --> 00:48:24.190
just having epic meltdowns with the crowd. It's

00:48:24.190 --> 00:48:26.190
so funny. And Slash is just strutting. Yeah,

00:48:26.210 --> 00:48:29.389
Slash is just nothing. Not affected at all. Axel's

00:48:29.389 --> 00:48:32.150
just going, hey, hey, get that. He's going, oh,

00:48:32.489 --> 00:48:35.050
not right. Wait a second. Huh? And like, you

00:48:35.050 --> 00:48:36.869
know how his voice changes from like his singing

00:48:36.869 --> 00:48:38.489
voice to like his talking voice. He's like, wait

00:48:38.489 --> 00:48:40.829
a second. That guy's got a camera. Get that guy.

00:48:40.929 --> 00:48:43.610
Hey, get that. You know what? Fuck it. I'm going

00:48:43.610 --> 00:48:47.250
to get him. Why did he care about the fan having

00:48:47.250 --> 00:48:49.630
a fucking camera? I don't know, dude. It was

00:48:49.630 --> 00:48:51.730
really funny. Jamie, pull that up. I need to

00:48:51.730 --> 00:48:54.949
see this. It's so funny. And then Slash is just

00:48:54.949 --> 00:49:01.909
still in the background going. Get that motherfucker.

00:49:02.670 --> 00:49:07.250
Get that fucking piece of equipment right now.

00:49:07.429 --> 00:49:10.050
You know what? Fuck it. And he jumped off the

00:49:10.050 --> 00:49:12.469
stage and just grabbed somebody. I'm going to

00:49:12.469 --> 00:49:19.150
get that motherfucker. I saw Guns N' Roses last

00:49:19.150 --> 00:49:21.570
year, I think, actually, and they were still

00:49:21.570 --> 00:49:23.429
really good. I mean, actual Rose, I think, got

00:49:23.429 --> 00:49:25.610
off the drugs. Now he's able to sing a little

00:49:25.610 --> 00:49:29.949
better. Keep it in tune. Yeah, just pull that

00:49:29.949 --> 00:49:32.090
fucking video up, though. It's fucking hysterical.

00:49:32.250 --> 00:49:34.889
Which one? The Axl Rose jumps off a stage and

00:49:34.889 --> 00:49:45.409
beats up Pham. It's so funny. 1991. Just crashing

00:49:45.409 --> 00:50:01.079
up. Flash is just behind him. He's just beating

00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:09.679
the shit out of a guy. What the fuck? They're

00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:13.300
like burning each other. Like, alright, just

00:50:13.300 --> 00:50:16.900
keep playing this for the time being. I think

00:50:16.900 --> 00:50:19.000
he said after, he's like, fuck it, we're going

00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:22.380
home! And he runs off the stage. This place sucks.

00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:26.360
Me and, uh, Mr. Kyle Franklin actually just wrote

00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:30.059
a fucking moshing song this - this week. Oh boy.

00:50:30.380 --> 00:50:33.300
I was like, bro, fucking stale summer, bro. I

00:50:33.300 --> 00:50:35.480
was like, bro, you need to just fucking scream

00:50:35.480 --> 00:50:36.559
stale summer. Oh, hold on, hold on. Thanks to

00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:41.099
the lame -ass security, I'm going home. He fucking

00:50:41.099 --> 00:50:46.500
slams the bike. I'm like, Kyle, you need to fucking

00:50:46.500 --> 00:50:48.539
scream stale summer and, like, jump into the

00:50:48.539 --> 00:50:56.940
crowds and kill six people. Oh, shit. Still sober.

00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:00.780
Oh, my God. Dude, I just thought that was fucking

00:51:00.780 --> 00:51:02.980
hysterical when he just goes, get that motherfucker.

00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:08.059
You know what? I'll get him. He's wearing a fucking,

00:51:08.179 --> 00:51:10.360
he's like wearing like a fucking like cutoff

00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:12.199
shirt with his nipples showing. And he's got

00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:14.980
like a fucking like Nazi, like fucking hat on.

00:51:15.179 --> 00:51:18.400
It's all fucking like Axl Rose wore some insane

00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:21.860
outfits. Who was the fucking, the guy from Motorhead

00:51:21.860 --> 00:51:24.380
that just wore like straight up, like Nazi, like

00:51:24.380 --> 00:51:27.059
SS uniforms. He's like, yo, let me do. Yeah.

00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:29.059
He was like, I just think it there. interesting

00:51:29.059 --> 00:51:34.099
outfits. I'm not racist about it. I just think

00:51:34.099 --> 00:51:36.420
that they're interesting outfits. And he smokes

00:51:36.420 --> 00:51:38.539
a cigarette and they're like, well, it has Nazi

00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:42.059
imagery on it. He's like, I don't care. It's

00:51:42.059 --> 00:51:48.099
not about that, okay? Oh, fuck. That's funny,

00:51:48.199 --> 00:51:52.019
though. Axl Rose is a goddamn maniac. And you

00:51:52.019 --> 00:51:55.460
know who else was a maniac? The first singer

00:51:55.460 --> 00:51:59.769
for Van Halen. Dave something. David Lee Roth.

00:51:59.909 --> 00:52:02.889
Yeah, David Lee Roth just was also insane. He

00:52:02.889 --> 00:52:05.210
just did shit. And like, Eddie was the real reason

00:52:05.210 --> 00:52:08.030
people liked the band. Let's be real. Eddie was

00:52:08.030 --> 00:52:10.809
fucking phenomenal. It was called fucking Van

00:52:10.809 --> 00:52:15.429
Halen. It wasn't called fucking Lee Roth. But

00:52:15.429 --> 00:52:18.190
like, Van Halen was fucking sick, dude. That's

00:52:18.190 --> 00:52:20.949
just because those brothers started it. Yeah,

00:52:20.989 --> 00:52:22.869
it was his brother on the bass or his brother

00:52:22.869 --> 00:52:26.170
on the drums? All of the drums. On that solo,

00:52:26.289 --> 00:52:30.239
boy. A solo, boy. Yeah. Fuck, I should have done

00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:32.539
some fucking caffeine before I came over here.

00:52:33.179 --> 00:52:35.559
I'll get you some. All right, let's take a break.

00:52:35.699 --> 00:52:40.119
Bye, honk. Freddy's gas. We'll be back. Bye.

00:52:40.519 --> 00:53:01.780
Until the podcast. This is the best video. Welcome

00:53:01.780 --> 00:53:04.179
back to Untitled Podcast. I don't even know the

00:53:04.179 --> 00:53:07.219
original song, but this is fucking great. Dude,

00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:10.420
I watched this specific clip like fucking 40

00:53:10.420 --> 00:53:14.280
times. Me too. I was like, and like the facial

00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:15.739
expressions that they make and like the hand

00:53:15.739 --> 00:53:17.500
motions. I'm like, it's perfect. There's something

00:53:17.500 --> 00:53:22.079
about just the, I don't know, the way they, it's

00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.019
addictive. It's addictive. It looks like it was

00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:27.480
shot in the 90s. No, it was shot like fucking

00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:32.400
last week. I stuck keys in the Louis V. Fuck

00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:36.119
12, I'm a G, ain't no stopping me. And my wrist

00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:39.579
is on overseas. Rich cracker, you can't talk

00:53:39.579 --> 00:53:45.000
to me. Plug walk. I don't even understand how

00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:49.739
to fuck my plug talk. Pick him up in a space

00:53:49.739 --> 00:54:03.519
coop. I don't let my plug walk scare. All right.

00:54:03.579 --> 00:54:06.039
Allie Mac was grilling me before this because

00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:08.820
I bet him that I wouldn't get nine out of 10

00:54:08.820 --> 00:54:11.480
questions. Right. True. Great questions. Right.

00:54:12.250 --> 00:54:15.590
Yeah, I fucking asked AI to make 10 questions

00:54:15.590 --> 00:54:17.449
for who wants to be a millionaire. Even though

00:54:17.449 --> 00:54:21.190
now I know it's 15 questions. But Casey got the

00:54:21.190 --> 00:54:22.670
first one wrong. To make this more realistic,

00:54:22.789 --> 00:54:25.710
you gotta crumple up these. And then you gotta

00:54:25.710 --> 00:54:29.489
get them out. Like the fucking $100 bills there.

00:54:30.230 --> 00:54:32.949
You're crumpling them up now? No, no, no. Do

00:54:32.949 --> 00:54:36.059
you even launder your money, Casey? What the

00:54:36.059 --> 00:54:39.159
fuck? My washer, my fucking dryer broke, bro.

00:54:39.500 --> 00:54:42.119
Now, doesn't that look so much more realistic

00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:46.800
than this now? I mean, neither of them are really

00:54:46.800 --> 00:54:50.099
that realistic. No, but it's like you were looking

00:54:50.099 --> 00:54:54.280
at these two. That one looks more actually real.

00:54:54.500 --> 00:54:57.159
I mean, with a 100, it's so easy to tell it's

00:54:57.159 --> 00:54:59.260
fake because of the little clear strip not being

00:54:59.260 --> 00:55:00.980
there. Why do you think hundreds are the least...

00:55:00.980 --> 00:55:04.139
Hundreds are not normally laundered. It's normally

00:55:04.139 --> 00:55:08.139
20s. Well, it's because the little clear strips,

00:55:08.380 --> 00:55:11.960
that's for sure. Yeah, because the 20s are a

00:55:11.960 --> 00:55:17.579
lot easier to launder. Skrr. Skrr. All right.

00:55:17.820 --> 00:55:21.679
Let's go, Allie Mac. Fucking get me going. Get

00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:24.519
you going? Yeah. All right, Casey. You want to

00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.719
play fucking Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Yeah.

00:55:26.739 --> 00:55:31.539
All right. All right. All right. First, we got

00:55:31.539 --> 00:55:37.599
to consult with... The AI here. Let's go sub

00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.260
pump. Can you make 10 questions for a game of

00:55:40.260 --> 00:55:42.300
who wants to be a millionaire? Make them tricky.

00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:51.460
We got our new guest sub pump. Yeah, these are

00:55:51.460 --> 00:55:54.679
good ones. Okay. Question one. This is for both

00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:58.480
Casey and Tyler here. I'm your lifeline. Okay.

00:55:59.130 --> 00:56:02.949
Question one for $1 ,000 this time. Which of

00:56:02.949 --> 00:56:06.670
these famous works of art is not located in the

00:56:06.670 --> 00:56:12.010
Louvre Museum? Okay. A, Venus de Milo. B, Mona

00:56:12.010 --> 00:56:17.789
Lisa. C, Winged Victory of Samothrace. Or D,

00:56:17.969 --> 00:56:22.789
The Birth of Venus. A, final answer. A, final

00:56:22.789 --> 00:56:26.519
answer. I gotta scroll down to the answer. Oh,

00:56:26.559 --> 00:56:28.280
it didn't give me an answer key for this one.

00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:33.360
The host does not know the correct answers. This

00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:34.960
game will have to end in suspense. Wait, no,

00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:38.340
I should actually be able to ask him. Can you

00:56:38.340 --> 00:56:40.940
make an answer key for the ten questions you

00:56:40.940 --> 00:56:49.699
just gave me? Okay, what was your answer? I have

00:56:49.699 --> 00:56:53.480
an answer key too. Uh, incorrect. Fuck! It's

00:56:53.480 --> 00:57:01.099
the birth of Venus. Jesus Christ. Okay. Hit me

00:57:01.099 --> 00:57:08.019
back in. Question two. Hit me back in. Ow! Ow!

00:57:08.820 --> 00:57:13.860
Ow! Ow! I've never heard him make that noise

00:57:13.860 --> 00:57:20.010
before. Ow! Ow! That fucking hurt, bro. All right,

00:57:20.050 --> 00:57:22.170
Casey, get yourself fucking amped. Get yourself

00:57:22.170 --> 00:57:26.849
a fucking... There you go. All right. In Greek

00:57:26.849 --> 00:57:29.550
mythology. Am I bleeding from my nose? Nope.

00:57:30.869 --> 00:57:33.230
It's all that booger sugar you keep doing. Oh,

00:57:33.349 --> 00:57:36.909
fuck. In Greek mythology, Casey. Lock in. Lock

00:57:36.909 --> 00:57:39.940
in. In Greek mythology, what was the name of

00:57:39.940 --> 00:57:42.460
the ferryman who carried the souls of the dead

00:57:42.460 --> 00:57:47.639
across the river Styx? Oh, no. Is it A, Hades,

00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:54.320
B, Persephone, C, Sharon, or D, Thanatos? Casey,

00:57:54.440 --> 00:57:56.260
I can help you with this lifeline. I know this

00:57:56.260 --> 00:58:00.139
one. All right. Send it to Tyler for my lifeline.

00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:04.320
All right, Tyler. It'll be D. Incorrect. Is it

00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:09.960
Hades, actually? It's Cherry. Cherry, yeah. I

00:58:09.960 --> 00:58:12.800
don't know. I was thinking about calling Dan,

00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:17.059
but you know. Dan, shout out. Going to North

00:58:17.059 --> 00:58:23.159
Carolina. Fucking live it up. Enjoy it up. Question

00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:26.119
number three for $4 ,000. Hopefully we can bounce

00:58:26.119 --> 00:58:30.280
back in here. What is the only letter in the

00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:33.199
English alphabet that is not found on a standard

00:58:33.199 --> 00:58:37.099
telephone keypad? Is it A? Okay, I'm just going

00:58:37.099 --> 00:58:39.980
to say the letters. Oh, Jesus. Just to make it

00:58:39.980 --> 00:58:46.800
less complicated. Is it Q, Z, X, or J? What is

00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:48.900
the only letter in the English alphabet that

00:58:48.900 --> 00:58:51.820
is not found on a standard telephone keypad?

00:58:52.119 --> 00:58:54.019
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I thought they were

00:58:54.019 --> 00:59:00.500
all in there. You got Q, Z, X, and J. Q, O, Z,

00:59:00.699 --> 00:59:05.159
final answer. That's not right. Is it Q? It's

00:59:05.159 --> 00:59:11.420
Q. Are you fucking kidding me? It is Q. I hate

00:59:11.420 --> 00:59:12.820
being on the fucking game show already. The only

00:59:12.820 --> 00:59:14.579
reason I knew that is because I remember looking

00:59:14.579 --> 00:59:18.679
at my old phone and I saw XYZ on 9. And I'm like,

00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:20.679
okay, so it's not... What do you mean? You can't

00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:23.099
put a Q on a phone pad? No, because it looks

00:59:23.099 --> 00:59:26.199
too much like an O. It says, however, if you

00:59:26.199 --> 00:59:29.039
consider a standard 12 -button keypad, 0 through

00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:31.840
9, star... So how did we text back in the day?

00:59:31.900 --> 00:59:35.780
We didn't have a Q? The letter Q is often the

00:59:35.780 --> 00:59:38.360
one left out without being directly mapped to

00:59:38.360 --> 00:59:43.780
a number. as p is on seven r and s are on seven

00:59:43.780 --> 00:59:47.099
and so on the q and z are the most commonly cited

00:59:47.099 --> 00:59:49.599
as missing but q is universally accepted answer

00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:52.340
for this trivia i'm going for a redemption okay

00:59:52.340 --> 00:59:55.739
coming back in all right it's gonna we're going

00:59:55.739 --> 00:59:59.199
back to a chemical question which element has

00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:04.699
the chemical symbol of w Is that Tungsten? Tungsten,

01:00:04.739 --> 01:00:08.860
final answer. Correct. That was correct. Tungsten's

01:00:08.860 --> 01:00:11.840
W. I knew it. You knew I was going to get a chemistry

01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:15.699
question. I failed chemistry. Okay. Just keep

01:00:15.699 --> 01:00:18.699
riding that momentum because this one's going

01:00:18.699 --> 01:00:21.679
to be a tough one. Before becoming famous as

01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:25.679
a novelist, what was Kurt Vonnegut's initial

01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:28.530
career path? I've heard of this guy. I forget

01:00:28.530 --> 01:00:31.289
where I'm from, though. Was it A, advertising

01:00:31.289 --> 01:00:35.929
executive, B, journalist, C, car salesman, or

01:00:35.929 --> 01:00:39.769
D, funeral home director? Ah, yes. Let me think

01:00:39.769 --> 01:00:42.130
about what the guy I've never heard of, his former

01:00:42.130 --> 01:00:44.949
career was. Yeah, now you know how I feel. They're

01:00:44.949 --> 01:00:47.650
in fucking jeopardy, Casey. It's brutal. What

01:00:47.650 --> 01:00:51.889
was the options again? Advertising executive,

01:00:52.409 --> 01:00:55.710
journalist, car salesman, or funeral home director?

01:01:00.099 --> 01:01:02.280
Well, the only interesting one would be funeral

01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:04.960
home director, so I'll go with that. Incorrect.

01:01:05.480 --> 01:01:15.019
Okay. Which of these historical figures was never

01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:18.579
a Roman emperor? Let me get back into it. Can

01:01:18.579 --> 01:01:21.199
I get a hit of your vape? I'm very stressed out.

01:01:21.219 --> 01:01:24.420
The host is stressed out about me answering the

01:01:24.420 --> 01:01:28.880
questions. There you go. Question letter six.

01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:34.320
Question letter six. Which of these historical

01:01:34.320 --> 01:01:39.820
figures was never a Roman emperor? A. Nero. B.

01:01:40.099 --> 01:01:47.539
Caligula. C. Spartacus. Or D. Commodus. I think

01:01:47.539 --> 01:01:51.880
I know. We're going to go with Spartacus' final

01:01:51.880 --> 01:01:56.550
answer. Final answer. Final answer. That's correct,

01:01:56.730 --> 01:01:59.550
Casey. Yeah. Wasn't Spartacus a fictional character?

01:02:00.130 --> 01:02:03.429
It says the explanation it gives is he was a

01:02:03.429 --> 01:02:06.809
gladiator and a leader of a slave rebellion against

01:02:06.809 --> 01:02:08.489
the Roman Republic. But I knew he wasn't like

01:02:08.489 --> 01:02:13.510
the emperor. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Spartacus. Okay.

01:02:13.750 --> 01:02:16.230
Ooh, this is a good question. One of you guys

01:02:16.230 --> 01:02:21.940
will probably get this. Question seven for $64

01:02:21.940 --> 01:02:27.219
,000. The War of Jenkins' Ear was a conflict

01:02:27.219 --> 01:02:30.360
primarily. The War of what? Jenkins' Ear. Jenkins'

01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:33.739
Ear? You've asked a Jeopardy question about this

01:02:33.739 --> 01:02:35.699
before, actually. I have not. I've never heard

01:02:35.699 --> 01:02:37.420
of this. You have. I've never heard of this.

01:02:37.420 --> 01:02:39.739
I remember because I was saying the same shit

01:02:39.739 --> 01:02:41.719
you are. I was like, what the fuck? What do you

01:02:41.719 --> 01:02:44.840
mean? But the War of Jenkins' Ear was a conflict

01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:47.659
primarily fought between which two European powers?

01:02:48.349 --> 01:02:51.269
Is it France and England, Spain and England,

01:02:51.349 --> 01:02:54.829
Portugal and Spain, or the Netherlands and France?

01:02:58.710 --> 01:03:06.449
Can I get a 50 -50? Okay, you're 50 -50. I'll

01:03:06.449 --> 01:03:10.030
give you France and England, or Portugal and

01:03:10.030 --> 01:03:14.400
Spain. Well, 90 % of the wars... We gotta go

01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:16.199
France and England, because that was the only

01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:19.179
thing I asked a Jeopardy question, or a question

01:03:19.179 --> 01:03:21.599
about, was... 90 % of the wars... Okay, I'm not

01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:26.739
gonna lie, I removed the correct answer. But

01:03:26.739 --> 01:03:28.960
I'm gonna say that that was correct, though,

01:03:29.019 --> 01:03:31.119
because England was in it. It was Spain and England.

01:03:31.659 --> 01:03:33.820
I was just gonna say France and England, because

01:03:33.820 --> 01:03:36.099
that's just 90 % of the wars back then. Yeah,

01:03:36.139 --> 01:03:42.739
but we'll give it to you. Alright! I guess. Oh

01:03:42.739 --> 01:03:44.519
my God, this is going to be a really fucking

01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:48.519
hard one for me to say. This is ridiculous. What

01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:51.280
is the scientific term? Tyler, wait. How many

01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:55.179
questions are left? We have 10 questions. This

01:03:55.179 --> 01:03:57.480
is question number eight. I can always make more.

01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:00.400
If we get the last three right, we're giving

01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:04.380
Tyler another advantage in Jeopardy. Oh my God.

01:04:04.980 --> 01:04:08.480
Let's go, Tyler. Let's go. Wait, why does he?

01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:14.119
He's on my team. What? Team Tyler. Okay, whatever.

01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:18.059
What is the scientific term for the fear of long

01:04:18.059 --> 01:04:20.440
words? And I am going to do my best to speak

01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:22.239
these. I've seen this before. Yeah, it's something

01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:24.719
ridiculous. Well, there's a couple ridiculous

01:04:24.719 --> 01:04:27.059
ones, so let me tell you your options first.

01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:35.760
A is hippo -to -monstro -sesquipedalia -phobia.

01:04:37.679 --> 01:04:46.280
B is sesquipedalophobia, then C, logophobia,

01:04:46.699 --> 01:04:50.460
or D, lexophobia. Again, your options are...

01:04:50.460 --> 01:04:53.159
It's either A or B. Hippodomonstrosesquipedalophobia,

01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:58.280
or sesquipedalophobia, logophobia, or lexophobia.

01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:00.639
I know it's super long, so it's either A or B.

01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:06.760
I like going with the longest is A. Final answer.

01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:12.039
That's correct, Casey. Oh, yes. It is a famously

01:05:12.039 --> 01:05:16.219
ironic name for a phobia. Okay. Tyler, you helped

01:05:16.219 --> 01:05:18.400
me out on that one. You fucking deserve the advantage.

01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:21.800
Let's go. I'm literally not even going to buzz

01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:23.920
in once. I'm high as a fucking kite tonight.

01:05:24.059 --> 01:05:26.900
It's not even going to happen, but okay. Okay.

01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:32.250
Let's fucking go. Which of these musical instruments

01:05:32.250 --> 01:05:36.349
is the only one that does not typically use a

01:05:36.349 --> 01:05:39.190
reed to produce sound? Oh, come on. This is definitely

01:05:39.190 --> 01:05:45.269
a Casey question. Exactly. A, oboe. B, clarinet.

01:05:45.789 --> 01:05:52.329
C, flute. Or D, bassoon. Flute, finally. Yeah,

01:05:52.389 --> 01:05:54.010
that was a fucking easy one. That's correct.

01:05:55.690 --> 01:05:59.219
That's question nine. Give me a Jenkins ear level

01:05:59.219 --> 01:06:01.500
question. What the fuck? How's that? We're going

01:06:01.500 --> 01:06:04.199
for a million dollars in Tyler's opinion. Actually,

01:06:04.260 --> 01:06:06.480
it says question 10 for half a million dollars.

01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:08.159
Tyler's fucking entire game hangs in my balance.

01:06:08.460 --> 01:06:10.840
We probably should ask it for five more because

01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:13.460
this question is only for 500 ,000, Casey. No,

01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:19.019
let's send it. Which major world capital is located

01:06:19.019 --> 01:06:23.260
on the confluence of the Blue Nile and the White

01:06:23.260 --> 01:06:28.139
Nile Rivers? Is it A, Cairo, B, Addis Ababa.

01:06:28.500 --> 01:06:31.519
The fuck is Addis Ababa? The fuck did you just

01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:39.039
say? Addis Ababa. It's A -B -A -B -A. Okay? It's

01:06:39.039 --> 01:06:41.300
Ababa. I don't know what to tell you. Addis Ababa?

01:06:41.679 --> 01:06:47.360
C. Khartoum. Or D. Nairobi. Again. Let me get

01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:51.019
that. Which major world capital is located on

01:06:51.019 --> 01:06:54.039
the confluence of the Blue Nile and the White

01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:58.860
Nile rivers? Options. Cairo. Addis Ababa, Khartoum,

01:06:58.980 --> 01:07:03.119
and Nairobi. It's either Nairobi or Cairo, Casey.

01:07:03.340 --> 01:07:08.619
I don't know which one it is, though. Nairobi,

01:07:08.699 --> 01:07:10.860
that's not in Egypt. That's not by the Nile River,

01:07:10.960 --> 01:07:12.679
though, so that's not it. That's the capital

01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:15.519
of, like, some other country. Yeah, but those

01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.280
are the two that I narrowed it down to, so it's

01:07:18.280 --> 01:07:25.940
probably Cairo. Can I use my phone a friend?

01:07:26.579 --> 01:07:29.039
You can use your phone a friend. Yes, you can.

01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:44.099
We're calling Don Juan for this question. Hopefully

01:07:44.099 --> 01:07:57.239
we can get him on the line here. I don't think

01:07:57.239 --> 01:08:05.019
we're getting them. Your call has been forwarded

01:08:05.019 --> 01:08:11.539
to voicemail. Alright, Casey. Cairo, Addis Ababa,

01:08:11.719 --> 01:08:17.060
Khartoum, Nairobi. Obviously, Cairo is the one

01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:19.960
that everybody knows. It's either Cairo or Nairobi.

01:08:20.180 --> 01:08:23.319
Cairo is the capital of the largest city. So,

01:08:23.319 --> 01:08:27.510
we know that the Nile is on. Cairo. But we don't

01:08:27.510 --> 01:08:33.590
know if that's where it meets. I don't think

01:08:33.590 --> 01:08:36.329
it's fucking Hubbub at all. And what was the

01:08:36.329 --> 01:08:39.649
other one? Cartoon. I've never heard of that

01:08:39.649 --> 01:08:41.569
place either. And you said it's a world capital?

01:08:43.029 --> 01:08:47.689
Which major world capital is located? Don Juan's

01:08:47.689 --> 01:08:55.260
in the fucking recording studio today. God damn.

01:08:57.819 --> 01:09:01.960
Alright, we're gonna go with Cairo. Final answer.

01:09:03.779 --> 01:09:08.220
Final answer. That is incorrect, Casey. Oh, Jesus.

01:09:09.500 --> 01:09:14.779
It was Khartoum. It is the capital of Sudan.

01:09:15.899 --> 01:09:20.579
Sudan's a fucking fake place. God damn it. That

01:09:20.579 --> 01:09:26.409
place ain't even fucking real. I think it's safe

01:09:26.409 --> 01:09:29.229
to say that being on, uh, you know, the game

01:09:29.229 --> 01:09:31.949
show is more stressful than I make it out to

01:09:31.949 --> 01:09:36.970
be. Yeah. And we just clock in and just sign

01:09:36.970 --> 01:09:41.449
up for it week after week. So Tyler, this is

01:09:41.449 --> 01:09:43.550
going to be a pretty easy W for you. I'm not

01:09:43.550 --> 01:09:45.789
going to lie. I don't think I'm probably even

01:09:45.789 --> 01:09:48.489
going to buzz in tonight. So dude, we were, but

01:09:48.489 --> 01:09:50.869
before that we were fucking talking about in

01:09:50.869 --> 01:09:53.850
the chat, right? What's like the, Most fucking

01:09:53.850 --> 01:09:57.569
oblivious you've been just getting fucking signals

01:09:57.569 --> 01:10:00.949
from a fucking chick. Oh, yeah. So I have two

01:10:00.949 --> 01:10:05.970
stories on this one. So the first one was I got

01:10:05.970 --> 01:10:09.630
this. I got the text thing here because I said

01:10:09.630 --> 01:10:12.289
it best through text. I feel like. Yeah, you

01:10:12.289 --> 01:10:16.189
were like you're completely fucking oblivious

01:10:16.189 --> 01:10:20.250
to advances. Yeah. So I got one here that said.

01:10:21.199 --> 01:10:23.779
The first one that I got was a chick came up

01:10:23.779 --> 01:10:26.539
to me at a party and she goes, hey, you know,

01:10:26.579 --> 01:10:28.539
wouldn't it be weird if we just kissed right

01:10:28.539 --> 01:10:31.000
now? And I go, that's a weird thing to say out

01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:36.699
of nowhere. And I'm like, Tyler, you were fucking

01:10:36.699 --> 01:10:40.800
right there. You literally had the bag in your

01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:43.220
hands and you dumped it out on the floor and

01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:45.760
took a shit on it. One of my favorites was when

01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:51.109
I was 18, 19. I got the text from a girl that

01:10:51.109 --> 01:10:54.529
I was talking with and she was like, hey, Tyler,

01:10:54.850 --> 01:10:57.409
my parents left for the weekend. If you want

01:10:57.409 --> 01:10:59.829
to come over, I can't. Final Fantasy seven remake

01:10:59.829 --> 01:11:02.529
came out. I got to play that. And then she never

01:11:02.529 --> 01:11:05.630
talked to me again after that. I'm like, oh,

01:11:05.770 --> 01:11:08.710
I could have had sex there. Oh, right. That's.

01:11:09.620 --> 01:11:11.979
Because in my brain at the time, I'm like, why

01:11:11.979 --> 01:11:14.220
would I want to hang out with her? That's fucking

01:11:14.220 --> 01:11:16.140
stupid. Final Fantasy VII came out and I'm like,

01:11:16.140 --> 01:11:19.479
oh, I could have had sex with her. Fuck. Fucking

01:11:19.479 --> 01:11:22.239
Final Fantasy, bro. That's a good game. I don't

01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:24.420
really think I have too many stories about me

01:11:24.420 --> 01:11:26.640
being oblivious. I would know when it was happening.

01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:30.539
What did Dan say? I'll read it out. I would always

01:11:30.539 --> 01:11:33.479
know when it was happening, but I would just...

01:11:34.150 --> 01:11:36.869
gaslight myself into having no confidence to

01:11:36.869 --> 01:11:40.739
do anything about it or i would just like not

01:11:40.739 --> 01:11:43.720
act on it because i didn't like them i was always

01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:46.979
very fucking weird so this is dan's one what

01:11:46.979 --> 01:11:50.399
he said so in place of dan i'll read it for him

01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:54.520
so he says i like this girl one time this i like

01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:57.439
this girl named uh we'll just call her b when

01:11:57.439 --> 01:12:01.600
i was 19 and my one friend who was who was hanging

01:12:01.600 --> 01:12:04.319
out with her called me and said hey what are

01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:06.819
you doing and i'm like ah sleeping i have to

01:12:06.819 --> 01:12:09.300
go to work at 4 a .m and she's like you should

01:12:09.300 --> 01:12:11.979
come hang out. B's here. He should come and hang

01:12:11.979 --> 01:12:17.579
out. And then Brianna... I said it. Nobody knows

01:12:17.579 --> 01:12:20.220
who that is. Yelled in the background, I just

01:12:20.220 --> 01:12:24.460
need some fucking dick. And he goes, nah, I got

01:12:24.460 --> 01:12:28.399
to work in the morning still. Ouch. Damn, that

01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:32.430
was a bad one. I think the closest I can come

01:12:32.430 --> 01:12:37.109
to that was I was in a physics class and this

01:12:37.109 --> 01:12:39.689
girl's like, let me just come out to your car.

01:12:39.750 --> 01:12:43.310
Let me suck your dick real quick. I'm like, because

01:12:43.310 --> 01:12:45.710
I was trying to fucking bang her friend, her

01:12:45.710 --> 01:12:48.829
lab partner, who actually ended up becoming my

01:12:48.829 --> 01:12:52.470
girlfriend. And I was like, eh, nah. I was like,

01:12:52.529 --> 01:12:55.659
damn, fuck, I fucked that up. There's another

01:12:55.659 --> 01:12:57.619
one where I fumbled, and this was like, I could

01:12:57.619 --> 01:13:00.199
have had sex way earlier than I did if I fucking

01:13:00.199 --> 01:13:03.079
just picked up on the fucking things here. She's

01:13:03.079 --> 01:13:07.680
like, hey, there's a thing we could go camping

01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:10.439
here, just me and you, you know? And I'm like...

01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:12.479
Yeah, I don't think you're experienced enough

01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:14.640
to go overnight camping, man. She's just like,

01:13:14.760 --> 01:13:16.840
no, but you'd be there with me and we could,

01:13:16.880 --> 01:13:18.779
you know, just hang out at night in the tent

01:13:18.779 --> 01:13:20.979
together. And I'm like, and she's like, but,

01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:22.699
and I'm like, all right. And then I'm like, just

01:13:22.699 --> 01:13:24.060
bring your gear. She's like, but I don't have

01:13:24.060 --> 01:13:25.640
a sleeping bag. And I go, then we're not going

01:13:25.640 --> 01:13:32.479
fucking camping. That's not how this fucking

01:13:32.479 --> 01:13:36.479
works. And then fucking 10 years down the line,

01:13:36.520 --> 01:13:40.260
I'm like, oh, fuck. She said she doesn't have.

01:13:40.329 --> 01:13:41.970
of sleeping bag because he wanted to sleep in

01:13:41.970 --> 01:13:46.869
mine oh but like like my fucking you know 16

01:13:46.869 --> 01:13:48.920
year old brain was like Then fuck, we're not

01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:51.579
going camping if you're not prepared. Are you

01:13:51.579 --> 01:13:56.100
slow? Are you slow? Do you even have the slightest

01:13:56.100 --> 01:13:57.979
inkling of what would happen if you went out

01:13:57.979 --> 01:14:00.380
there without a sleeping bag? You'd be cold.

01:14:00.619 --> 01:14:02.800
You'd be cold all night and you'd want my sleeping

01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:06.380
bag. And I'm not giving it to you. That's completely

01:14:06.380 --> 01:14:10.039
inappropriate. Why would I give you my sleeping

01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:13.640
bag? No, no, we actually got there. And she goes,

01:14:13.699 --> 01:14:15.760
I didn't bring my sleeping bag. And I go, then

01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:18.220
we're going home. I'll tell you how this works.

01:14:18.300 --> 01:14:20.239
I'm going to sleep in my sleeping bag. And you

01:14:20.239 --> 01:14:23.460
can either go home or sleep without one. I don't

01:14:23.460 --> 01:14:24.439
know what to tell you. What are you going to

01:14:24.439 --> 01:14:30.920
do? Fucking sleep with me? What am I, gay? That

01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:33.119
one was really funny because I was like, oh,

01:14:33.380 --> 01:14:35.899
I brought all my gear, but I forgot my sleeping

01:14:35.899 --> 01:14:38.020
bag. I'm like, then we'll just go home. Like

01:14:38.020 --> 01:14:40.039
it was like, it's a crucial piece of equipment.

01:14:40.199 --> 01:14:46.100
That's you've ruined this week. Fucking pop off.

01:14:46.180 --> 01:14:48.979
She was like, I forgot my entire set of clothes.

01:14:49.199 --> 01:14:53.819
Like how fucking could you? You stupid. Oh, I'm

01:14:53.819 --> 01:14:56.279
just wearing a fucking car. Bring you home. I'm

01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:58.319
just wearing this trench coat. I didn't have

01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:00.899
a forgot my clothes. And I'm just like, yeah,

01:15:00.979 --> 01:15:03.119
that's stupid. Are you dumb? You're not very

01:15:03.119 --> 01:15:05.539
good at this. Are you? I told you you're not

01:15:05.539 --> 01:15:10.960
good at camping. That was just the stupid shit.

01:15:11.140 --> 01:15:14.060
I was like, I didn't bring my sleeping bag. I'm

01:15:14.060 --> 01:15:16.699
like, well, we'll just go home then because you

01:15:16.699 --> 01:15:19.260
can't sleep without a sleeping bag. And I'm like,

01:15:19.380 --> 01:15:22.140
fuck. She's trying to have sex with me. Right.

01:15:24.100 --> 01:15:39.500
Fuck. All right, let's get to it. Oh, God. Welcome

01:15:39.500 --> 01:15:45.340
back to Jeopardy. I'm your host, Chester Pennington.

01:15:46.619 --> 01:15:51.140
I'm here with your heat time winner. The Ocho!

01:15:52.100 --> 01:15:56.439
Alleyback! Your reigning champion, in case anyone

01:15:56.439 --> 01:15:59.279
was wondering. Reigning champion. What do we

01:15:59.279 --> 01:16:03.220
got? 34 time winner? 35? I don't know. He's 35.

01:16:03.500 --> 01:16:10.840
35 time winner, Tyler. Boom! Yeah, I'm the Tom

01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:13.180
Brady, I get it. People hate me for that. You

01:16:13.180 --> 01:16:15.899
did not win the advantage in Who Wants to Be

01:16:15.899 --> 01:16:20.560
a Millionaire. For last time, Dan's getting a

01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:26.699
penalty for blatantly cheating Jeopardy. Asking

01:16:26.699 --> 01:16:30.260
AI what would be the ideal bet that he could

01:16:30.260 --> 01:16:34.079
bet Ally Mac in the last one. Dan, your penalty

01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:38.100
is that Ally Mac and Tyler both get an advantage.

01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:42.079
You both have a steal of a daily double. Where

01:16:42.079 --> 01:16:44.340
if one person gets it wrong... Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:44.380 --> 01:16:46.539
This shouldn't go into effect until he's here.

01:16:46.699 --> 01:16:48.340
Let's do it again. Yeah, we're gonna do that.

01:16:48.340 --> 01:16:51.479
It's not a penalty for him. And you're giving

01:16:51.479 --> 01:16:54.020
both of us an advantage in a game just against

01:16:54.020 --> 01:16:56.859
one another. Now he knows how fucked he is. I

01:16:56.859 --> 01:17:02.239
like it. Alright. Yeah, and you got it coming.

01:17:02.399 --> 01:17:15.390
Alright. Technical difficulties. Categories.

01:17:15.449 --> 01:17:19.130
You got the Outer Planets. You got the what?

01:17:19.329 --> 01:17:25.550
The Outer Planets. Okay. 4x4. Triple O's. Night

01:17:25.550 --> 01:17:31.289
Train. Columbus. Or Coulombs. I'm sorry. And

01:17:31.289 --> 01:17:37.130
First Name Countries. Ally Mac you one last time.

01:17:37.680 --> 01:17:40.640
None of these categories are good. Outer planets

01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:46.060
for 1 ,000. 1 ,000. This colorfully named region

01:17:46.060 --> 01:17:49.899
of Jupiter produces wind speeds up to 268 miles

01:17:49.899 --> 01:17:53.939
per hour. I know what it is. What is the red

01:17:53.939 --> 01:17:57.699
spot? The red spot. Yeah, it is. I was going

01:17:57.699 --> 01:18:01.520
to call it the red storm. See, that's like a

01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:03.039
question that I would have got any other day

01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:06.880
of the week. Uh, Tyler. Can you tell me what

01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:09.579
the other categories are again? Uh, the other

01:18:09.579 --> 01:18:15.340
planets. 4x4, triple O's, night train, coulombs,

01:18:15.380 --> 01:18:18.140
and first name countries. Fuck it, we'll go with

01:18:18.140 --> 01:18:20.619
night train, I guess, because all the rest of

01:18:20.619 --> 01:18:25.640
these suck. The fuck is a coulomb? 200. The atmospheric

01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:29.119
phenomenon... This atmospheric phenomenon causes

01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:31.819
the sky to stay light well into the night in

01:18:31.819 --> 01:18:34.909
places above the anti... in places above the

01:18:34.909 --> 01:18:39.550
Arctic Circle. What is the Coriolis effect? No.

01:18:39.770 --> 01:18:43.689
That's the spinning of the Earth. I know, I know.

01:18:43.829 --> 01:18:47.470
The phenomenon causes the sky to stay light well

01:18:47.470 --> 01:18:49.590
until the night. What the fuck does... Oh, night.

01:18:49.770 --> 01:18:54.010
N -I -T -H -T. Wait, what? Oh, what's the category?

01:18:54.270 --> 01:18:57.430
Night Train. Night Train. This atmospheric phenomenon

01:18:57.430 --> 01:19:00.310
closes the sky. Fucking Coriolis! You fucking

01:19:00.310 --> 01:19:04.550
dumbass Allymac! Jesus Christ. I always forget

01:19:04.550 --> 01:19:06.810
that there's a fucking category. The sky just

01:19:06.810 --> 01:19:09.590
stays in places well into the Arctic Circle.

01:19:09.970 --> 01:19:13.689
Northern Lights, final answer. No. Fuck it. I'm

01:19:13.689 --> 01:19:17.850
kidding. That'd be the Midnight Sun. Wow, that's

01:19:17.850 --> 01:19:27.670
great. Because these categories are good. Can

01:19:27.670 --> 01:19:32.210
we drop? Wait, you got $1 ,000 actually. How

01:19:32.210 --> 01:19:36.250
much do I have currently? $1 ,000. How do I have

01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:39.050
$1 ,000? Because you got the $1 ,000 question,

01:19:39.229 --> 01:19:41.130
right? Oh, that was a $1 ,000 question? Yeah,

01:19:41.130 --> 01:19:43.529
it was a fucking stupid $1 ,000 question. And

01:19:43.529 --> 01:19:45.689
I'm really mad at myself for not getting it because

01:19:45.689 --> 01:19:49.159
I knew it. 200. Summer Nights is a duet from

01:19:49.159 --> 01:19:52.899
this 1978 musical film set in the 1950s. That's

01:19:52.899 --> 01:19:55.439
bullshit. That's such a fucking easy one. Wait,

01:19:55.479 --> 01:19:57.720
what was the question again? Summer Nights is

01:19:57.720 --> 01:20:01.260
a duet from this 1978 musical film. What is,

01:20:01.340 --> 01:20:04.319
uh, Grease? Yeah. That's such a fucking layup

01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:08.340
of a question. Jesus Christ. How much did he

01:20:08.340 --> 01:20:10.899
wager? Just 200. I'm gonna jump off a bridge.

01:20:12.489 --> 01:20:16.109
Tyler's pick. I want to go 82, drive off this

01:20:16.109 --> 01:20:23.430
bridge with you. Knights for the next one. Knights

01:20:23.430 --> 01:20:27.109
for the next one. 600. This nocturnal marsupial

01:20:27.109 --> 01:20:30.869
is known for playing dead when threatened. I

01:20:30.869 --> 01:20:36.729
know that too. Possum, yeah. Why did I say I

01:20:36.729 --> 01:20:40.420
know that instead of buzzing? You know that song,

01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:44.579
Possum Kingdom? It's about playing dead? No,

01:20:44.579 --> 01:20:46.420
it's about murdering a girl behind a fucking

01:20:46.420 --> 01:20:51.100
shack. Oh. But, yeah, I guess we're going with

01:20:51.100 --> 01:20:55.779
that. 800. This natural phenomenon, also known

01:20:55.779 --> 01:20:58.520
as the Northern Lights, causes parts of the sky

01:20:58.520 --> 01:21:01.579
to glow at night near the poles. What is it,

01:21:01.579 --> 01:21:04.680
Roroborealis? Yeah, boy. I knew that one, too.

01:21:04.779 --> 01:21:07.680
I was literally about to buzz in. Was thinking

01:21:07.680 --> 01:21:09.560
if it was late I figured you didn't know that

01:21:09.560 --> 01:21:11.600
so I was giving myself a little bit of time there

01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:25.220
1000 this military term refers to moving troops

01:21:25.220 --> 01:21:28.380
or vehicles under cover of darkness to avoid

01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:34.329
detection. I Mean there's a lot of words What's

01:21:34.329 --> 01:21:37.069
what's this category before I train my train

01:21:37.069 --> 01:21:45.949
What is incognito I don't fucking know that would

01:21:45.949 --> 01:21:54.750
be night ops You got outer planets four by four

01:21:54.750 --> 01:21:59.529
triple O's Coulombs, first name countries. Coulombs,

01:21:59.569 --> 01:22:02.630
I guess. Tyler, if you need to phone a friend,

01:22:02.710 --> 01:22:05.689
just give me a call. I'm over here. 200. In physics,

01:22:05.970 --> 01:22:09.229
the coulomb is the standard unit of measurement

01:22:09.229 --> 01:22:14.789
of this. Yeah, I'm not going to get this. Nope.

01:22:15.109 --> 01:22:21.869
No fucking way. Electric charge. Wow, yeah. Great

01:22:21.869 --> 01:22:26.550
job, Casey. We'll do countries. For 100 or whatever.

01:22:26.550 --> 01:22:29.130
First name countries for 200. This central African...

01:22:29.130 --> 01:22:33.649
What is Chad? Yes. Yeah, baby! It's the only

01:22:33.649 --> 01:22:36.289
one I know. This central African country might

01:22:36.289 --> 01:22:41.029
ask if you even lift, bro. I'm fucking glad I

01:22:41.029 --> 01:22:44.930
got one. All right. Do that, but for 1 ,000,

01:22:44.930 --> 01:22:47.850
I guess. For 1 ,000? Just off of that? You're

01:22:47.850 --> 01:22:51.409
just like, fuck it. 1 ,000. This female named...

01:22:51.869 --> 01:22:54.329
Can't decide if it wants to be a country or a

01:22:54.329 --> 01:23:04.770
US state. Country or a US state? This female

01:23:04.770 --> 01:23:07.510
name can't decide if it wants to be a country

01:23:07.510 --> 01:23:12.390
or a US state. What is Panama? Probably not.

01:23:12.649 --> 01:23:18.930
No. What is Alaska? What? What is Alaska? I'm

01:23:18.930 --> 01:23:24.229
timing you out. Georgia. What? But it is a U

01:23:24.229 --> 01:23:27.470
.S. state. It's a country, too. Oh, right. That's

01:23:27.470 --> 01:23:30.829
a fucking stupid way to ask that, I think. I

01:23:30.829 --> 01:23:33.149
was thinking Puerto Rico, because, you know...

01:23:33.149 --> 01:23:34.770
But that's masculine, though, because N's in

01:23:34.770 --> 01:23:37.329
an O. That was the first thought I had. Yeah,

01:23:37.350 --> 01:23:40.989
and then they said, like, female. Yeah. I agree,

01:23:41.130 --> 01:23:42.989
Tyler. It's a pretty stupid fucking category.

01:23:43.470 --> 01:23:46.630
All the categories are stupid this time. Let's

01:23:46.630 --> 01:23:49.520
do... What's the Katoom? What's the name of that

01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:52.979
one? Coolums? Yeah, let's do Coolums. 400. For

01:23:52.979 --> 01:23:55.279
a thousand. For a thousand, bitch. Oh, okay.

01:23:55.760 --> 01:24:00.680
1 ,000. The chemical element nemodium was called

01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:04.220
this in America until 1949 when its name was

01:24:04.220 --> 01:24:08.439
changed to the European title. Yeah, time that

01:24:08.439 --> 01:24:14.500
out quick. That's not... It's not getting answered.

01:24:14.760 --> 01:24:19.810
What is Columbium? Oh, yeah, we know that. Columbia,

01:24:20.250 --> 01:24:23.310
it's called Coulombs. Coulombs. Wow, that's fucking

01:24:23.310 --> 01:24:24.810
awesome. I don't even know how that's spelled,

01:24:25.069 --> 01:24:28.189
okay? It's C -O -O -L -U -M -B -S. You even said

01:24:28.189 --> 01:24:30.590
Columbus before when you were announcing the

01:24:30.590 --> 01:24:32.270
categories. You didn't even know what the fuck

01:24:32.270 --> 01:24:35.729
it was. It's called Coulombs or Coulombs. How

01:24:35.729 --> 01:24:40.470
is it spelled, Casey? C -O -L -U -M -B -S. Yeah,

01:24:40.489 --> 01:24:42.989
well, this category is fucking impacting my colon,

01:24:43.090 --> 01:24:46.369
so I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it. 600.

01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:50.479
600. Might as well fucking throw this out the

01:24:50.479 --> 01:24:56.739
window. I cannot believe I'm saying this, but

01:24:56.739 --> 01:24:59.479
I'm wagering 1 ,000. You can wage up to 2 ,000,

01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:02.520
actually. I'm wagering $2 ,000. How can you wager

01:25:02.520 --> 01:25:04.779
up to 2 ,000? Because you got negative 1 ,000.

01:25:04.899 --> 01:25:08.560
Once you get negative 1 ,000, you can wager double

01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:11.680
what you have. I am going to use this to win

01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:16.439
everything next game. This Ivy League university

01:25:16.439 --> 01:25:21.340
is located in Manhattan, New York. Oh, fuck you.

01:25:22.840 --> 01:25:30.760
Don't worry. I don't know it. What's the one?

01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:33.439
Does it start with a C? Tyler, help me out. The

01:25:33.439 --> 01:25:39.000
category is columns. I know it. Can I steal?

01:25:40.570 --> 01:25:42.970
Wait, no, I had it in my head, but now you guys

01:25:42.970 --> 01:25:44.810
didn't want to take the steel this round You

01:25:44.810 --> 01:25:46.630
want to wait for damn? Well, yeah, the steel

01:25:46.630 --> 01:25:53.109
was on a table. Yeah No, no, I fucking had it

01:25:53.109 --> 01:25:57.869
before Cole um Cole um, how's that Cole? I'm

01:25:57.869 --> 01:26:12.560
spelled See you col UMBS Colmo Driscoll. The

01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:18.420
Colmo Driscoll University. No. Fucking, uh...

01:26:18.420 --> 01:26:21.899
I mean, I was gonna say, like, I don't know,

01:26:21.920 --> 01:26:26.939
like, fucking Columboid. The word Cortland keeps

01:26:26.939 --> 01:26:28.880
popping up in my head, but I don't see how that

01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:33.500
aligns with Colum... Fucking stupid -ass fucking

01:26:33.500 --> 01:26:36.960
category. I know it. Can I say it when he gets

01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:41.210
it wrong? What is the... Fucking it's called

01:26:41.210 --> 01:26:54.010
column. Yeah Just let me cook for like 10 more

01:26:54.010 --> 01:26:58.770
seconds just really let me wallow in what the

01:26:58.770 --> 01:27:10.100
fuck Let's go sub pump some Bob fuck yeah Tyler,

01:27:10.159 --> 01:27:12.640
help me out here. I can't help you out because

01:27:12.640 --> 01:27:16.159
then you'll get a thousand points. If you bet

01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:22.640
like 200 points, I'd tell you. Fucking look it

01:27:22.640 --> 01:27:25.000
up on my phone right now. Dude, sub pump's going

01:27:25.000 --> 01:27:28.220
nuts. I know. How much fucking water is this

01:27:28.220 --> 01:27:31.720
thing sucking up? The water is basement floods

01:27:31.720 --> 01:27:37.619
all the time. I know. Ivy League New York School.

01:27:38.270 --> 01:27:41.229
Think about the Ivy Leagues, Allie Mack. I know.

01:27:41.270 --> 01:27:46.270
There's, like, Harvard. There's, like, Yale.

01:27:46.670 --> 01:27:51.770
Yep. Isn't it SUNY Cortland? Isn't that one of

01:27:51.770 --> 01:27:54.250
them? Cortland is one of them. There's UPenn.

01:27:57.130 --> 01:27:59.750
Stanford, I think, is Ivy League. I'm not sure,

01:27:59.750 --> 01:28:03.829
though. I think so. Is Stanford Ivy League? Did

01:28:03.829 --> 01:28:05.649
you know Stanford was actually started by a guy

01:28:05.649 --> 01:28:09.750
from one of them? Isn't like NYU? No? Maybe.

01:28:09.829 --> 01:28:13.630
I don't know. I'm trying to think of all the

01:28:13.630 --> 01:28:17.829
Ivy League schools. I'd go with Portland, I guess.

01:28:19.109 --> 01:28:24.449
That's not Columbo. It starts with a C. Casey,

01:28:24.529 --> 01:28:26.890
if it's Cortland, I will shoot you in the face.

01:28:28.649 --> 01:28:32.390
Well, it's got Column in it, so maybe it's someplace

01:28:32.390 --> 01:28:34.550
I've never heard. The University of Columbus.

01:28:37.289 --> 01:28:40.109
What's your answer final answer what I just said

01:28:40.109 --> 01:28:42.569
that's stupid fucking thing which doesn't exist

01:28:42.569 --> 01:29:03.210
oh no Columbia You hate to see it So, how often

01:29:03.210 --> 01:29:04.909
does your basement flood? Because that fucking

01:29:04.909 --> 01:29:07.310
thing is pumping out a shit ton of water there.

01:29:08.630 --> 01:29:11.869
That probably goes off every, like, 40 minutes.

01:29:12.409 --> 01:29:15.109
Yeah, but a copious amount of water comes out.

01:29:15.590 --> 01:29:18.270
Well, yeah, it's fucking groundwater that's soaked

01:29:18.270 --> 01:29:21.729
into the... You know, this is... I know how a

01:29:21.729 --> 01:29:25.329
sump pump works. Six feet below ground. Did you

01:29:25.329 --> 01:29:27.270
know it was a sump pump? I always thought it

01:29:27.270 --> 01:29:30.220
was a sub pump. Sub? I thought it was a sump

01:29:30.220 --> 01:29:34.439
pump, like S -U -M. No, it's S -U -M -B pump.

01:29:34.779 --> 01:29:38.300
No, it's sump. No, it's S -U -M -P. No, it's

01:29:38.300 --> 01:29:41.699
S -U -M -B. Look it up. No, it's a sump pump.

01:29:42.260 --> 01:29:45.319
No, it's a sump pump. No, it's a sump pump. It's

01:29:45.319 --> 01:29:50.180
a sump pump. That was a sump pump with a P. It's

01:29:50.180 --> 01:29:53.600
not a sump pump. It's a sump pump. No, it's definitely

01:29:53.600 --> 01:30:02.960
a sump pump. You want to wager 1 ,000 Jeopardy

01:30:02.960 --> 01:30:07.960
points for this? No, I just looked it up. Wait,

01:30:08.399 --> 01:30:16.140
let me hit the buzzer. Damn, Alibaba's getting

01:30:16.140 --> 01:30:26.159
1 ,000 points back. No, he's not. Ty, you can

01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:29.890
pick next. You got The Outer Planets, 4x4. Triple

01:30:29.890 --> 01:30:38.430
O's, Columns, and first name countries. Countries?

01:30:38.670 --> 01:30:45.590
Yeah. I have a way to spice this game up. If

01:30:45.590 --> 01:30:48.529
I accurately predict to the minute the next time

01:30:48.529 --> 01:30:53.050
the sump pump fires, I win. To the minute? To

01:30:53.050 --> 01:30:54.710
the minute. If you get on the minute, I'll give

01:30:54.710 --> 01:30:57.149
it to you, Ally Beck. Tyler would still get his

01:30:57.149 --> 01:30:59.289
win. You're still going to get a win, but I get

01:30:59.289 --> 01:31:01.850
a win if I get the sump pump right. All right.

01:31:02.050 --> 01:31:16.109
I'm going to guess. 1251. 1251. I don't think

01:31:16.109 --> 01:31:19.270
we'll be here then. Jesus. We'll be here. Well,

01:31:19.310 --> 01:31:20.989
I don't think it goes off all that frequently.

01:31:21.069 --> 01:31:24.859
We'll see. We got first name countries for 400.

01:31:25.060 --> 01:31:27.859
This Central American country might go by Sal

01:31:27.859 --> 01:31:32.840
for short. South American country? Yeah. Central

01:31:32.840 --> 01:31:40.560
American. No. Wait, what? Ask the question again?

01:31:40.560 --> 01:31:43.000
This Central American country might go by Sal

01:31:43.000 --> 01:31:49.100
for short. Sal? What is El Salvador? Yeah. I

01:31:49.100 --> 01:31:50.760
didn't even hear what you fucking said the first

01:31:50.760 --> 01:31:55.260
time. Jesus. 600. I mean, I'm still holding the

01:31:55.260 --> 01:31:58.920
buzzer. This Middle Eastern country shares a

01:31:58.920 --> 01:32:07.420
border... What is Iran? No. Shit. This Middle

01:32:07.420 --> 01:32:10.119
Eastern country shares a border with Iraq, Syria,

01:32:10.300 --> 01:32:13.600
and Israel, and a name... What is... Key and

01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:22.369
Peel Star. What is Jordan? Fuck! Fuck! You were

01:32:22.369 --> 01:32:26.529
a split second. You're a douche. Why do I always

01:32:26.529 --> 01:32:29.250
show up to this place fucked up? Damn. Literally

01:32:29.250 --> 01:32:32.090
whenever I'm sober, I contend for a win. I get

01:32:32.090 --> 01:32:36.470
fucked up and then I get angry. What the fuck?

01:32:36.930 --> 01:32:43.069
Countries. Countries. 800. Ironically, part of

01:32:43.069 --> 01:32:46.970
this West African country's name is usually given

01:32:46.970 --> 01:33:03.930
to basic white girls. No, I don't think so. Sierra

01:33:03.930 --> 01:33:08.770
Leone. Yeah. That's not a very basic name. No,

01:33:08.850 --> 01:33:13.350
Sierra is, though. Yeah. You got Outer Planets,

01:33:13.369 --> 01:33:18.390
4x4, Triple O's, Columns. Let's just go with

01:33:18.390 --> 01:33:22.170
Column again. Call them Old Bristol. 400, Musical

01:33:22.170 --> 01:33:25.729
Duo, 21 Pilots. Call this Midwest City, their

01:33:25.729 --> 01:33:36.619
hometown. What is Columbus? There you go. Fuck

01:33:36.619 --> 01:33:39.760
my life, man. Ohio is a bad place. Do you still

01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:42.939
have any Columns that are left? Any Columns?

01:33:42.939 --> 01:33:47.279
Yeah, 800. Eric Harrison, Dylan Klebold. What

01:33:47.279 --> 01:33:51.680
is Columbine? Perpetrator. I didn't get it until

01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:57.210
Klebold. You have me beat there. You got Outer

01:33:57.210 --> 01:34:01.890
Planets, 4x4, Triple O's. Fucking Triple O, I

01:34:01.890 --> 01:34:09.630
guess. 200. The Abrahamic religions recognize

01:34:09.630 --> 01:34:13.750
this man, the son of David, and... I don't know.

01:34:13.869 --> 01:34:19.909
Keep going. And Bathsheba as a prophet. The Abrahamic

01:34:19.909 --> 01:34:23.069
religions recognize this man, the son of David,

01:34:23.229 --> 01:34:40.270
and Bathsheba as a prophet. Yeah. How many points

01:34:40.270 --> 01:34:46.229
is this worth? 200. What is Moses? No. That's

01:34:46.229 --> 01:34:52.890
why I'm like, is there three O's? No, that's

01:34:52.890 --> 01:35:00.029
Solomon. Ah, fuck! Solomon. Fuck! I guess continue

01:35:00.029 --> 01:35:05.399
with O. 400 in 1987 cyberpunk movie and the franchise

01:35:05.399 --> 01:35:09.239
it spawned explores themes of corporate greed

01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:17.300
and militarization of technology This 1987 cyberpunk

01:35:17.300 --> 01:35:32.600
movie That'd be RoboCop corporations that's got

01:35:32.600 --> 01:35:39.880
three in it Oh 600 this Soviet Soviet diplomat

01:35:39.880 --> 01:35:43.279
negotiated a non -aggression pact with the Nazis

01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:52.260
this Soviet diplomat negotiated a non -aggression

01:35:52.260 --> 01:35:54.819
pact with the Nazis though is better remembered

01:35:54.819 --> 01:36:06.180
for a fiery weapon named after him Who is Molotov?

01:36:07.020 --> 01:36:10.140
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I guess we'll keep

01:36:10.140 --> 01:36:12.239
going with O's because we're not going to get

01:36:12.239 --> 01:36:19.680
it. 800. You got 4 ,200. I will bet. How much

01:36:19.680 --> 01:36:22.180
does he have? Negative 3 ,600. What the fuck

01:36:22.180 --> 01:36:23.800
do you think I have? What the fuck do you think

01:36:23.800 --> 01:36:27.000
I have, Tyler? I've been buzzing in for the memes

01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:29.939
for this entire fucking game. Negative 1 ,600

01:36:29.939 --> 01:36:33.640
he has? Negative 3 ,600. I'll just bet 1 ,000.

01:36:34.600 --> 01:36:37.220
Making a true daily double. Come on. True daily

01:36:37.220 --> 01:36:41.159
double. No, I'm doing 1 ,000. 1 ,000. In mythology

01:36:41.159 --> 01:36:44.720
and fantasy, it's a creature with only one foot.

01:36:44.840 --> 01:36:48.960
In modern parlance, it's a single staff or pole

01:36:48.960 --> 01:36:55.880
used to support a camera. A staff that supports

01:36:55.880 --> 01:36:59.859
a camera? Yeah. In mythology and fantasy, it's

01:36:59.859 --> 01:37:03.460
a creature with only one foot. In modern parlance,

01:37:03.520 --> 01:37:06.500
it's a single staff or pole used to support a

01:37:06.500 --> 01:37:15.060
camera. Three O's. I think I know it. If you

01:37:15.060 --> 01:37:17.380
don't guess it, I'll guess it. I know I don't

01:37:17.380 --> 01:37:27.720
get points, but... I'm trying to think of a...

01:37:31.949 --> 01:37:34.329
Not tripod, that's sort of my original thought.

01:37:40.069 --> 01:37:43.069
Monopod? That's what I would guess. He says monopod.

01:37:43.529 --> 01:37:48.229
Oh my god, that's right. I'm like, it's not a

01:37:48.229 --> 01:37:50.289
tripod. Well, that's what I said. It's like it's

01:37:50.289 --> 01:37:53.569
one, so. Oh, mono, two O's, and then pod one.

01:37:53.710 --> 01:37:57.090
Oh, pod has it. Oh, yeah. Monopod. Yep. Alright,

01:37:57.270 --> 01:37:59.850
I guess we'll continue on with that. Triple O's,

01:37:59.869 --> 01:38:04.539
1 ,000. This city's CN tower looks similar to

01:38:04.539 --> 01:38:15.239
Toronto. There you go You got the outer planets

01:38:15.239 --> 01:38:18.659
and four by four four by four 200 fucking the

01:38:18.659 --> 01:38:24.659
rat 200 in Yankee Stadium, it's 314 feet down

01:38:24.659 --> 01:38:28.840
the right field line from home plate What's what's

01:38:28.840 --> 01:38:33.960
the question In Yankee Stadium, it is 314 feet

01:38:33.960 --> 01:38:37.000
down the right field line from home plate. What's

01:38:37.000 --> 01:38:39.180
the fucking category? Like, what are you asking?

01:38:39.180 --> 01:38:46.039
Four by four. I don't, what is first base? No.

01:38:46.159 --> 01:38:48.739
I had no fucking idea what you're asking me.

01:38:49.960 --> 01:38:53.140
You just told it, you said a statement at me.

01:38:55.020 --> 01:38:58.479
What the fuck are you... Dude, this game is so

01:38:58.479 --> 01:39:00.699
fucking trash. And the worst part is, is that

01:39:00.699 --> 01:39:02.979
because it's Yankee Stadium, I probably know

01:39:02.979 --> 01:39:06.279
the answer. I have no fucking idea what you're

01:39:06.279 --> 01:39:09.140
asking me. Time it the fuck out. Time it out.

01:39:09.260 --> 01:39:14.119
What in Yankee Stadium is 314 feet away from

01:39:14.119 --> 01:39:18.939
the right field line from home plate? But you

01:39:18.939 --> 01:39:22.609
just said home plate. No, no, what's 314 feet

01:39:22.609 --> 01:39:25.430
away from home plate on the right field line?

01:39:25.630 --> 01:39:29.710
The foul pole? Foul pole, that's right. What

01:39:29.710 --> 01:39:35.649
the fuck is that? How is that 4x4? Wait. What

01:39:35.649 --> 01:39:40.180
the fuck does that even mean? These categories

01:39:40.180 --> 01:39:42.560
aren't real, Casey. You're just making shit up.

01:39:42.560 --> 01:39:45.659
You're just speaking things at me. I'm going

01:39:45.659 --> 01:39:47.460
to figure out why that's a question, and we'll

01:39:47.460 --> 01:39:52.100
get back to it. Jesus Christ! Why is that a 4x4?

01:39:52.539 --> 01:39:56.279
Wait, 4x4? Let me figure this out. No, okay,

01:39:56.380 --> 01:39:59.699
keep going. Do I need to multiply it by 4? Wait,

01:39:59.720 --> 01:40:02.380
wait, wait. Casey, can I get your vape? This

01:40:02.380 --> 01:40:05.079
game is stressing me out now. Wait, let me look

01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:12.729
at the other questions in this category. Oh,

01:40:12.729 --> 01:40:15.670
you know what it is? It's two words. Each of

01:40:15.670 --> 01:40:21.489
them have four letters. That's gay. So I like

01:40:21.489 --> 01:40:25.750
that I said foul pole. You think Joe Rogan has

01:40:25.750 --> 01:40:28.750
sucked a cock before? Probably. I think so. Casey,

01:40:28.829 --> 01:40:30.770
can I please get your vape? Yeah, here you go.

01:40:30.810 --> 01:40:33.310
I'm fiending now. I guess we'll do more four

01:40:33.310 --> 01:40:35.510
by four. Yeah, it's two words with four letters.

01:40:35.829 --> 01:40:39.640
What the fuck? Fucking stupid as shit. Uh, 400

01:40:39.640 --> 01:40:42.920
on Saturday live. It usually ends with live from

01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:52.699
New York. It's Saturday night. What is cold open?

01:40:52.960 --> 01:40:59.399
Yes. You said it ends. Yeah. Oh yeah. The cold

01:40:59.399 --> 01:41:02.119
open ends. Okay. Jesus Christ. I'm too fucking

01:41:02.119 --> 01:41:05.340
high for this. I was like picturing the credits

01:41:05.340 --> 01:41:07.560
running down at the end. Fuck. I would have had

01:41:07.560 --> 01:41:11.500
that one. It's four by four, so it was C -O -L

01:41:11.500 --> 01:41:14.180
-D. No, I know. I understand that. I thought

01:41:14.180 --> 01:41:16.279
he was referring to the end of the episode, but

01:41:16.279 --> 01:41:18.819
they only say Saturday night in the beginning.

01:41:19.159 --> 01:41:23.500
I'm being stupid. Hear that? That's all the money

01:41:23.500 --> 01:41:29.180
that you never had. 600. Dan. 600. You can take

01:41:29.180 --> 01:41:32.619
a break after telling me which Dave Brubeck quartet

01:41:32.619 --> 01:41:35.380
track is the biggest selling jazz song of all

01:41:35.380 --> 01:41:40.979
time. No, you're not going to get this. Just

01:41:40.979 --> 01:41:52.979
time it out. Take five. 800. In Top Gun, Tom

01:41:52.979 --> 01:42:00.060
Skurant's character was Viper. It was Call Sign.

01:42:00.300 --> 01:42:07.810
Call Sign, yeah. I was confused by the wording

01:42:07.810 --> 01:42:11.189
of that. I'm like... Yeah. I wish I didn't buzz

01:42:11.189 --> 01:42:13.149
in for the memes a bunch of times. Now I might

01:42:13.149 --> 01:42:15.609
actually be in the positive if I did. 1 ,000.

01:42:15.609 --> 01:42:23.989
In Boise, Idaho, it is 2 -0 -8. Boise, Idaho?

01:42:24.689 --> 01:42:30.149
Yeah. 4 -5? In Boise, Idaho, it is 2 -0 -8. 4

01:42:30.149 --> 01:42:35.149
-5? What? It's four by four, five and four both

01:42:35.149 --> 01:42:37.069
have four letters. I'm just taking pot shots,

01:42:37.289 --> 01:42:46.789
Casey. No. The area code. Oh, I thought it was

01:42:46.789 --> 01:42:48.689
a zip code and I was trying to give the remaining

01:42:48.689 --> 01:42:51.489
two numbers. All right, you have the outer planets.

01:42:53.250 --> 01:42:57.479
No, I don't, but let's go. 200. Jupiter is made

01:42:57.479 --> 01:43:00.939
up mostly of these gases. The first two elements

01:43:00.939 --> 01:43:07.880
on the periodic table. What is carbon and hydrogen?

01:43:08.760 --> 01:43:15.960
Oh, no. Time it the fuck out, Casey. This is

01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:18.659
getting out of hand. Hydrogen and helium. I was

01:43:18.659 --> 01:43:20.699
about to say helium, but we timed it out because

01:43:20.699 --> 01:43:23.460
Tyler requested it. kind of pissed me off actually

01:43:23.460 --> 01:43:25.739
because that was that was gonna be my next one

01:43:25.739 --> 01:43:28.159
because we covered it last time and we said that

01:43:28.159 --> 01:43:30.140
helium was first on it because it had the lowest

01:43:30.140 --> 01:43:32.380
fucking density but you didn't give me the time

01:43:32.380 --> 01:43:34.500
to fucking buzz in and I proved that I fucking

01:43:34.500 --> 01:43:36.819
knew it you son of a bitch this is gay I should

01:43:36.819 --> 01:43:38.739
get points for that I didn't even get time to

01:43:38.739 --> 01:43:41.180
fucking buzz in which are hard to come by you

01:43:41.180 --> 01:43:42.739
haven't been buzzing in you've just been saying

01:43:42.739 --> 01:43:45.760
the answer well yeah I'm only answering questions

01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:47.760
that you don't know and I'm getting them wrong

01:43:47.760 --> 01:43:51.500
too so what's it matter 400. This planet's 98

01:43:51.500 --> 01:43:54.460
degree tilt is nothing to joke about. What is

01:43:54.460 --> 01:44:02.840
Uranus? There you go. Uranus. Treat it with some

01:44:02.840 --> 01:44:05.020
fucking respect. I know I just called it Uranus,

01:44:05.020 --> 01:44:09.579
but be better than me. 600. This planet has the

01:44:09.579 --> 01:44:10.840
greatest... I'm going to talk down to you for

01:44:10.840 --> 01:44:17.039
my high planetary horse right now. 600 at this

01:44:17.039 --> 01:44:19.239
point. Can this be the daily quadruple, please?

01:44:19.479 --> 01:44:24.319
Oh, sure. No! Yeah, I wager negative 4 ,000 to

01:44:24.319 --> 01:44:28.789
turn that into positive 4 ,000. I don't think

01:44:28.789 --> 01:44:30.130
that's going to save me from the negative. Tell

01:44:30.130 --> 01:44:32.930
me what, Ellie Mac. We'll get you 200. You answer

01:44:32.930 --> 01:44:34.789
this question right and you win. We'll get you

01:44:34.789 --> 01:44:38.250
2 ,000 in the positive if we, which still, by

01:44:38.250 --> 01:44:41.149
the way, is not within half of Tyler. We'll get

01:44:41.149 --> 01:44:43.090
you 2 ,000 in the positive if you answer this

01:44:43.090 --> 01:44:46.109
question right. Okay. This planet has the greatest

01:44:46.109 --> 01:44:50.649
number of moons with 274 confirmed. That's insane.

01:44:50.710 --> 01:44:57.659
What is Jupiter? He says Jupiter. Big jupe. What

01:44:57.659 --> 01:45:02.880
is Saturn? Saturn, yeah. Alright. Finally for

01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:08.020
800. Big jube. Alright, I need the daily octuple

01:45:08.020 --> 01:45:10.859
now this time. This windy, dark, blue planet

01:45:10.859 --> 01:45:13.800
was the first discovered using mathematics. What

01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:20.239
is Neptune? Oh, yeah. Fucking space boy. I missed

01:45:20.239 --> 01:45:22.420
the red spot earlier, though. That's like the

01:45:22.420 --> 01:45:24.979
biggest gimme. I wasn't settled in yet. I went

01:45:24.979 --> 01:45:27.600
big and fucking ate it. I would have locked in

01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:29.960
if I got $1 ,000 off the rip in this game, too.

01:45:30.020 --> 01:45:33.039
I would have been fucking stupid. Well, Alex

01:45:33.039 --> 01:45:38.859
got negative $1 ,200. Todd's got $5 ,600. All

01:45:38.859 --> 01:45:41.579
right, so because it's negative, I need to double

01:45:41.579 --> 01:45:43.560
it to get into the positive. So, Casey, I will

01:45:43.560 --> 01:45:49.960
be betting negative. 2 ,400 to return to the

01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:52.220
positive. I'm betting it all negatively and also

01:45:52.220 --> 01:45:57.159
double. I don't even know what's happening anymore.

01:45:58.520 --> 01:46:01.239
What's the category? There's a very complex game

01:46:01.239 --> 01:46:03.500
of mathematics going on behind the scenes, Tyler.

01:46:03.560 --> 01:46:05.800
Don't concern yourself with it. He says fucking

01:46:05.800 --> 01:46:10.000
general knowledge. Category is geology. Geology.

01:46:10.079 --> 01:46:12.819
It's been geography for the past like six episodes.

01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:18.079
Geology. It should be potent potables. Potent

01:46:18.079 --> 01:46:27.119
potables. That's the question, Casey. Ali Mack,

01:46:27.279 --> 01:46:29.300
if you get this right, I'll give you a tie with

01:46:29.300 --> 01:46:35.500
Tyler. Okay. What? This U .S. state has more

01:46:35.500 --> 01:46:39.239
active volcanoes than the other 49 combined.

01:46:40.539 --> 01:46:44.220
Can I just say my answer out loud? I'll wait

01:46:44.220 --> 01:46:52.039
till Tyler senses. Yeah. Actually, I don't know

01:46:52.039 --> 01:46:54.140
if that's, I know what you just said. If you

01:46:54.140 --> 01:46:57.699
already submitted your answer, did you? I'm pretty

01:46:57.699 --> 01:47:01.359
sure it's wrong and I'll give my reasoning behind

01:47:01.359 --> 01:47:06.760
it too. So he sent his in. Hold on. Let me get

01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:12.449
to, uh, Tyler's answer. Tyler says Hawaii. That's

01:47:12.449 --> 01:47:18.210
wrong. You only bet $1, though. All right. $55

01:47:18.210 --> 01:47:23.710
.99. All right. The chance to tie it, Ali Mack.

01:47:23.810 --> 01:47:30.189
What's the state? It's not Hawaii. Well, I knew

01:47:30.189 --> 01:47:32.250
it wasn't Hawaii, and the reason why is because

01:47:32.250 --> 01:47:34.949
that's over a moving tectonic plate. It's really

01:47:34.949 --> 01:47:39.689
just one volcano, which makes the islands. Just

01:47:39.689 --> 01:47:41.729
based off of, like, landmass alone, I'm tempted

01:47:41.729 --> 01:47:44.149
to go with Alaska here. I feel like they probably

01:47:44.149 --> 01:47:48.029
got some volcanoes there for some reason. But,

01:47:48.029 --> 01:47:52.149
like, I don't really know what states have them.

01:47:52.489 --> 01:47:54.729
Can I give you a second answer, but it won't

01:47:54.729 --> 01:47:57.529
give me the points? Because it's $1 anyways.

01:47:58.630 --> 01:48:02.189
After you give me the answer. We'll see. I wish

01:48:02.189 --> 01:48:04.170
I had Dan here so I could ask him to fucking

01:48:04.170 --> 01:48:07.350
get it through AI. If you get this right, Ally

01:48:07.350 --> 01:48:11.050
Mac, the next... It'll be a tie. The next game

01:48:11.050 --> 01:48:17.289
will be two... worth two wins. This is fake shit.

01:48:17.949 --> 01:48:24.229
There's no way that I should lose this. This

01:48:24.229 --> 01:48:26.810
is all fucking made -up fucking Casey nonsense.

01:48:27.310 --> 01:48:29.810
Is it on a coast, Casey? Can you tell me that?

01:48:29.810 --> 01:48:31.729
You can't fucking grill me about the fucking

01:48:31.729 --> 01:48:35.369
answer. What is California? Lock it in. Oh, Jesus

01:48:35.369 --> 01:48:40.590
Christ. No, what is Alaska? That's what I meant

01:48:40.590 --> 01:48:44.430
to say. Too late. I meant to say Alaska. It was

01:48:44.430 --> 01:48:48.210
Alaska. What? I said Alaska and you gave me all

01:48:48.210 --> 01:48:50.529
these dismissive looks. No, you said California.

01:48:50.649 --> 01:48:53.489
You let me into California because you fucking

01:48:53.489 --> 01:48:55.729
looked at me with shrugs when I said Alaska.

01:48:56.050 --> 01:48:58.909
Tyler said I would be cheating anyway. Well,

01:48:58.930 --> 01:49:01.270
it's not cheating. And the way I see it, I tied.

01:49:01.510 --> 01:49:06.310
And my next win will be worth four. So... Good

01:49:06.310 --> 01:49:09.550
job, Ellie Mac. Casey, go fuck yourself. When

01:49:09.550 --> 01:49:13.529
you say these things, you need to watch your

01:49:13.529 --> 01:49:16.529
facial expressions. When I say Alaska and you

01:49:16.529 --> 01:49:20.590
go... And you look down at the ground and all

01:49:20.590 --> 01:49:22.890
fucking depressed and go, oh shit, okay, I guess

01:49:22.890 --> 01:49:26.489
it's not Alaska. I'm trying not to react. Yeah,

01:49:26.510 --> 01:49:29.250
you're fucking horrible at it. I'm actually good.

01:49:29.369 --> 01:49:32.390
I actually think I'm good. That's why I'm good

01:49:32.390 --> 01:49:38.930
at poker. Casey, you're not good at poker. You

01:49:38.930 --> 01:49:42.010
want to fucking bet, Tyler? Send that bitch to

01:49:42.010 --> 01:49:47.949
the wheel. Oh, man. Tyler wins again. Six. Seven.

01:49:48.050 --> 01:49:50.670
Allie Mac's coming sober next episode, and he's

01:49:50.670 --> 01:49:52.189
going to fucking win it, and he's going to count

01:49:52.189 --> 01:49:58.670
as four. Because Tyler has too many. You were

01:49:58.670 --> 01:50:01.250
out against me, and Dan has a penalty to pay

01:50:01.250 --> 01:50:10.119
me. Damn. You fucking misleading, conniving cunt.

01:50:10.140 --> 01:50:13.239
I know. That was so close. I literally said Alaska.

01:50:13.520 --> 01:50:16.939
You almost said Alaska. Locked it in. No, I did

01:50:16.939 --> 01:50:19.800
say Alaska, you piece of shit. I said based off

01:50:19.800 --> 01:50:22.399
of landmass alone, I would have to imagine it

01:50:22.399 --> 01:50:24.699
would probably be like Alaska. And then this

01:50:24.699 --> 01:50:27.439
motherfucker looks at the ground with a small

01:50:27.439 --> 01:50:30.760
smirk on his face. How many volcanoes does Alaska

01:50:30.760 --> 01:50:33.340
have? A bunch, probably. It's pretty big. It

01:50:33.340 --> 01:50:36.140
has like a fucking ship. That's how all the Aleutian

01:50:36.140 --> 01:50:39.039
Islands were made, actually. That's great, Casey.

01:50:41.220 --> 01:50:43.899
Put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.

01:50:44.199 --> 01:50:47.600
Approximately 140 volcanoes in Alaska have been

01:50:47.600 --> 01:50:50.239
active in the last two million years. Yeah, that's

01:50:50.239 --> 01:50:54.060
what I said. I think in Hawaii, there's only

01:50:54.060 --> 01:50:56.689
like... Fucking Wonder 2. You know, I got to

01:50:56.689 --> 01:50:59.310
play fucking Cyberpunk again. I don't even know

01:50:59.310 --> 01:51:02.649
how my fucking plug talk, dude. Oh, did you hear

01:51:02.649 --> 01:51:05.170
that? Edgerunners is getting a sequel? No. Yeah.

01:51:05.770 --> 01:51:09.529
Oh, shit. They're all dead, though. It might

01:51:09.529 --> 01:51:11.470
be a prequel. They just said it's like a continuation

01:51:11.470 --> 01:51:15.210
of Edgerunners somehow. So maybe it's David's

01:51:15.210 --> 01:51:17.770
kid. That'd be kind of cool. Does he have a kid?

01:51:18.189 --> 01:51:20.510
It's implied that Lucy's pregnant at the end.

01:51:20.810 --> 01:51:24.670
Oh. I forgot that whole show. My fucking girl,

01:51:24.729 --> 01:51:28.590
Lucy. Oh, I love Lucy so much. Fuck Rebecca.

01:51:28.909 --> 01:51:32.050
She's a cunt. I liked Rebecca. I like the crazy

01:51:32.050 --> 01:51:36.289
ones. I like the ice queen. I don't even know

01:51:36.289 --> 01:51:44.770
how my plug talk. Huh? What? Skrrt. Skrrt. I'm

01:51:44.770 --> 01:51:50.729
a boss, I'm a boss. Alright. Grab my spaceship.

01:51:51.449 --> 01:51:53.170
Dude, you gotta get the ambulance simulator,

01:51:53.470 --> 01:51:58.810
dude. Dude, fucking... I don't... I don't want

01:51:58.810 --> 01:52:02.899
to even play that game. I know. I should get

01:52:02.899 --> 01:52:04.859
it now since I'm out. I'll be like, just like

01:52:04.859 --> 01:52:07.319
old times. Well, Casey can't buy anything because

01:52:07.319 --> 01:52:09.560
he keeps giving his fucking credit card information

01:52:09.560 --> 01:52:14.380
out to everybody. I'll play Police Sim and Flight

01:52:14.380 --> 01:52:16.680
Sim, but I'm not going to fucking play Ambulance

01:52:16.680 --> 01:52:18.979
Sim. Why aren't you going to play Ambulance Sim?

01:52:19.180 --> 01:52:23.100
I actually just downloaded Firefighting Simulator.

01:52:23.260 --> 01:52:25.479
I was playing it. You got to get the trilogy,

01:52:25.680 --> 01:52:27.180
dude. You got to get Ambulance. Wait, there's

01:52:27.180 --> 01:52:29.800
one that's on fucking PlayStation that's free

01:52:29.800 --> 01:52:32.819
with PlayStation Plus. And if it's cross -platform,

01:52:32.899 --> 01:52:35.579
we absolutely need to play that game. Is it an

01:52:35.579 --> 01:52:37.739
ambulance or is it a police simulator? It's a

01:52:37.739 --> 01:52:40.880
firefighter one. No, there's some firefighter.

01:52:40.880 --> 01:52:42.760
I think it's called firefighter simulator. It's

01:52:42.760 --> 01:52:46.619
not bad. It's just really fucking whacker. I

01:52:46.619 --> 01:52:48.539
feel like the police simulator is also super

01:52:48.539 --> 01:52:51.079
whacker if you're a cop. Yeah, they just added

01:52:51.079 --> 01:52:53.739
state troopers and you can be like a highway

01:52:53.739 --> 01:52:59.020
patrol. Do you get the hat? Yeah. Nice. No, that's

01:52:59.020 --> 01:53:01.800
a bad joke. I'm not going to say that. Dude,

01:53:01.859 --> 01:53:03.960
I always love the trooper hats. They're cool.

01:53:04.619 --> 01:53:06.619
Did you know that the trooper uniform for New

01:53:06.619 --> 01:53:10.699
York State is actually thread by thread done

01:53:10.699 --> 01:53:13.960
black and white, like back and forth? That's

01:53:13.960 --> 01:53:16.630
why it looks like that weird gray. It's great,

01:53:16.770 --> 01:53:19.630
yeah. No, it's because the strands are black

01:53:19.630 --> 01:53:21.930
and white, like, alternating. So each of the

01:53:21.930 --> 01:53:24.369
strands of it is a black and white strand. So

01:53:24.369 --> 01:53:26.130
that's what makes it that weird gray color that

01:53:26.130 --> 01:53:28.109
you don't really see on anything else. It's because,

01:53:28.189 --> 01:53:30.289
literally, it's black and white, like, sewn together.

01:53:30.449 --> 01:53:31.970
Yeah, Casey, what the fuck do you know about

01:53:31.970 --> 01:53:34.029
thread count, dude? What the fuck was I thinking

01:53:34.029 --> 01:53:36.529
about the fucking threads on straight truth?

01:53:37.310 --> 01:53:40.770
What are you talking about? It's not gray, Casey.

01:53:40.770 --> 01:53:44.699
You thought it was just gray? I was a huge whacker

01:53:44.699 --> 01:53:46.359
for the New York State Police when I was a kid.

01:53:46.619 --> 01:53:49.680
I learned everything about them. It was crazy.

01:53:50.060 --> 01:53:52.720
But you'd rather have a higher paying job than

01:53:52.720 --> 01:53:55.699
be on the state troopers. Yeah, I probably would.

01:53:56.159 --> 01:54:00.199
I'm making more money than a trooper does. Exactly.

01:54:00.819 --> 01:54:04.560
It's pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. Pretty

01:54:04.560 --> 01:54:10.600
cool. We doubt we'll see you next week because

01:54:10.600 --> 01:54:13.880
I think probably the nukes are going to fly within

01:54:13.880 --> 01:54:16.880
the next probably five days. Chicken little.

01:54:16.939 --> 01:54:19.560
This is our last transmission. Bro, we're going

01:54:19.560 --> 01:54:23.260
live on the podcast and fucking Israel is attacking

01:54:23.260 --> 01:54:32.500
Iran. Israel is attacking Iran. We are fucked,

01:54:32.579 --> 01:54:37.170
bro. The Middle East is a crisis episode. A crisis

01:54:37.170 --> 01:54:39.729
episode that, you know, the countries that have

01:54:39.729 --> 01:54:41.810
been fighting forever are continuing to fight.

01:54:41.949 --> 01:54:46.090
Wow, Casey. End of the world scenario. End of

01:54:46.090 --> 01:54:51.670
the world. Skrrt. Why the fuck do you hate living

01:54:51.670 --> 01:54:54.430
so much? You're just like, everything's gone.

01:54:54.670 --> 01:54:57.069
I'm just being realistic. You're not being realistic.

01:54:57.090 --> 01:54:59.210
You're being paranoid, you fucking mongoloid.

01:54:59.210 --> 01:55:02.159
Well, I mean. When you get fucking crispy. You

01:55:02.159 --> 01:55:03.720
look like fucking Paul Blart right now. When

01:55:03.720 --> 01:55:06.479
your fucking bones melt and turn to, you know,

01:55:06.500 --> 01:55:09.800
fucking 460 degrees, you won't be saying that.

01:55:10.300 --> 01:55:12.159
My organs aren't going to melt and I'm not going

01:55:12.159 --> 01:55:14.500
to be at 460 degrees. Well, I mean, you won't

01:55:14.500 --> 01:55:17.329
be there to tell me about it. I will in the afterlife.

01:55:17.529 --> 01:55:19.689
I'll be like, and I will tell you, God's real,

01:55:19.789 --> 01:55:22.310
too, in the afterlife. If we die... I'll be like,

01:55:22.449 --> 01:55:25.310
great, God's real, but fucking Russia knocked,

01:55:25.470 --> 01:55:28.109
fucking dropped a nuclear bomb on my fucking

01:55:28.109 --> 01:55:30.149
ass. It won't be your problem anymore. Yeah,

01:55:30.189 --> 01:55:33.970
you'll be dead. And then I'll be like, I'll get

01:55:33.970 --> 01:55:36.909
there and be like, I fucking told you! Like,

01:55:36.909 --> 01:55:38.390
we're just sitting there waiting to be like,

01:55:38.470 --> 01:55:42.520
I told you it was real! Like, where's Ali Mac?

01:55:42.640 --> 01:55:44.899
Oh, my God. He bailed out to that house he was

01:55:44.899 --> 01:55:48.579
talking about. Just look at me emaciated in a

01:55:48.579 --> 01:55:51.079
basement like 80 years old. And I want to haunt

01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:58.000
you. No, I see my friends. No. Oh, no, it's them.

01:55:58.180 --> 01:56:04.130
It was like. Hey. Skrrt. Skrrt. I don't even

01:56:04.130 --> 01:56:10.130
know how the fuck my plug talks. Oh. And he goes,

01:56:10.430 --> 01:56:12.930
skrrt. And you're like emaciated 80 -year -old

01:56:12.930 --> 01:56:16.789
man. Skrrt. You're like, honey, get back inside.

01:56:16.890 --> 01:56:21.010
Tyler and Casey are torturing us. Skrrt. They're

01:56:21.010 --> 01:56:23.630
here for their haunting. All right, friends,

01:56:23.789 --> 01:56:26.539
don't trust the government. Send an email, by

01:56:26.539 --> 01:56:28.699
the way. Send an email. Always trust the government.

01:56:28.979 --> 01:56:32.279
Like us on Facebook and X. Fucking, you know,

01:56:32.300 --> 01:56:34.779
send us a picture of your titties. If you're

01:56:34.779 --> 01:56:38.760
above 18. If you're over 18. And under, like.

01:56:38.779 --> 01:56:41.119
If you're under 18, send a picture of your titties

01:56:41.119 --> 01:56:46.579
to Jeff Epps. Donald Trump. Don't say that. Skrr.

01:56:46.779 --> 01:56:49.680
Skrr. Skrr. As always, be kind to yourselves.

01:56:49.939 --> 01:56:54.779
And each other. Fuck off! Where's the we out?

01:56:55.199 --> 01:56:58.600
I've just come from my office, and it's kind

01:56:58.600 --> 01:57:00.880
of a great time of the year in the summer. My

01:57:00.880 --> 01:57:04.319
family comes up. My son and daughter -in -law

01:57:04.319 --> 01:57:05.800
and grandson are coming up because we were going

01:57:05.800 --> 01:57:07.960
to the White House picnic, but I've just been

01:57:07.960 --> 01:57:09.800
told that I've been uninvited from the picnic.

01:57:10.439 --> 01:57:12.699
I think I'm the first senator in the history

01:57:12.699 --> 01:57:14.399
of the United States to be uninvited to the White

01:57:14.399 --> 01:57:17.020
House picnic. The White House is owned by the

01:57:17.020 --> 01:57:20.939
taxpayers. We all are members of it. Every Democrat

01:57:20.939 --> 01:57:23.319
will be invited. Every Republican will be invited,

01:57:23.399 --> 01:57:25.239
but I will be the only one disallowed to come

01:57:25.239 --> 01:57:27.899
on the grounds of the White House. I just find

01:57:27.899 --> 01:57:32.000
this incredibly petty. I mean, I have been, I

01:57:32.000 --> 01:57:34.520
think, nothing but polite to the president. I

01:57:34.520 --> 01:57:38.340
have been an intellectual opponent, a public

01:57:38.340 --> 01:57:41.500
policy opponent, and he's chosen now to uninvite

01:57:41.500 --> 01:57:44.449
me from the picnic. And to say my grandson can't

01:57:44.449 --> 01:57:49.529
come to the picnic. The level of immaturity is

01:57:49.529 --> 01:57:54.970
beyond words. I've been here long enough that

01:57:54.970 --> 01:57:57.170
if anybody has ever followed me, I've been a

01:57:57.170 --> 01:57:59.170
critic of Obama. I've been a critic of Biden.

01:57:59.449 --> 01:58:02.529
I've been a critic of the previous Trump. But

01:58:02.529 --> 01:58:07.149
always in a, I think, a reasonable fashion, a

01:58:07.149 --> 01:58:11.380
long policy. So they've decided they want to

01:58:11.380 --> 01:58:15.039
declare war on my family and exclude us from

01:58:15.039 --> 01:58:17.159
the White House. And I just think it's incredibly

01:58:17.159 --> 01:58:20.000
petty. And I hope someone will ask them some

01:58:20.000 --> 01:58:23.239
questions about how they've decided to sink to

01:58:23.239 --> 01:58:25.199
this step. What was the explanation given to

01:58:25.199 --> 01:58:28.260
you? No explanation. We're just not welcome.

01:58:28.970 --> 01:58:30.829
But you have to get a ticket. And we've always

01:58:30.829 --> 01:58:33.010
gotten tickets. I mean, I've been to 10 White

01:58:33.010 --> 01:58:35.170
House picnics. There's like Easter egg rolls.

01:58:35.310 --> 01:58:38.930
There's picnics. This is for for Congress. And

01:58:38.930 --> 01:58:40.850
I think what's particularly galling about it

01:58:40.850 --> 01:58:43.210
is I don't know if this came from the president

01:58:43.210 --> 01:58:45.869
on down. Let's hope not. But if not, it's coming

01:58:45.869 --> 01:58:48.630
from his petty staffers who have been running

01:58:48.630 --> 01:58:51.689
a sort of a paid influencer campaign against

01:58:51.689 --> 01:58:53.850
me for two weeks on Twitter. If you look at my

01:58:53.850 --> 01:58:57.180
Twitter, it's just. gobs and gobs of these people

01:58:57.180 --> 01:58:59.399
we know they're being paid because the white

01:58:59.399 --> 01:59:02.140
house uh someone has told us that the white house

01:59:02.140 --> 01:59:04.180
called them from the white house and offered

01:59:04.180 --> 01:59:06.819
them money to attack me online so we have that

01:59:06.819 --> 01:59:09.939
and now we're uninvited to the picnic and it's

01:59:09.939 --> 01:59:11.979
like I don't know. It's just incredibly petty,

01:59:12.100 --> 01:59:14.859
and it shows that, look, I'm arguing from a true

01:59:14.859 --> 01:59:17.520
belief and worry that our country is mired in

01:59:17.520 --> 01:59:20.579
debt and getting worse, and they choose to react

01:59:20.579 --> 01:59:24.659
by uninviting my grandson to the picnic. I don't

01:59:24.659 --> 01:59:27.600
know. I just think it really makes me lose a

01:59:27.600 --> 01:59:31.640
lot of respect I once had for Donald Trump. on

01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:34.000
the bill because of the debt limit increase that

01:59:34.000 --> 01:59:36.000
was included in it. But hypothetically, they

01:59:36.000 --> 01:59:37.819
could change that and get you to a yes. Does

01:59:37.819 --> 01:59:41.079
this make you less likely to get to a yes? Well,

01:59:41.220 --> 01:59:43.979
when they tell you your grandson can't come to

01:59:43.979 --> 01:59:46.100
a picnic at the White House that all of Congress

01:59:46.100 --> 01:59:48.119
is allowed to come to, I don't know, just that

01:59:48.119 --> 01:59:50.159
was such a pettiness. But they have shown over

01:59:50.159 --> 01:59:51.899
the last week they don't care about my vote at

01:59:51.899 --> 01:59:54.380
all. Because I've told them I can and would vote

01:59:54.380 --> 01:59:56.100
for the bill if the debt ceiling were taken off

01:59:56.100 --> 01:59:58.939
of it. So conceivably, there might be some situation

01:59:58.939 --> 02:00:01.800
in which they needed my vote. Instead, they have

02:00:01.800 --> 02:00:05.819
decided to try to attack my character. They've

02:00:05.819 --> 02:00:09.340
misdirected people saying he's a Democrat, he's

02:00:09.340 --> 02:00:12.300
for open borders, and all this craziness online.

02:00:13.260 --> 02:00:15.079
Because I think I'm having some effect with the

02:00:15.079 --> 02:00:17.460
argument on the debt, having effect that we have

02:00:17.460 --> 02:00:19.960
a $2 trillion deficit this year. They like to

02:00:19.960 --> 02:00:22.119
blame it on Democrats, but guess what? Spending

02:00:22.119 --> 02:00:24.100
levels right now are Republican spending levels.

02:00:24.300 --> 02:00:26.359
If they vote to raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion,

02:00:26.560 --> 02:00:29.100
the debt will be the responsibility of Republicans.

02:00:29.520 --> 02:00:31.859
And so how do they choose to respond? They're

02:00:31.859 --> 02:00:34.859
afraid of what I'm saying, so they think they're

02:00:34.859 --> 02:00:37.239
going to punish me. I can't go to the picnic

02:00:37.239 --> 02:00:40.359
as if somehow that's going to make me more conciliatory.

02:00:40.720 --> 02:00:44.260
So it's silly in a way. But it's also just really

02:00:44.260 --> 02:00:46.859
sad that this is what it's come to. But petty

02:00:46.859 --> 02:00:49.619
vindictiveness like this, I don't know, it makes

02:00:49.619 --> 02:00:51.899
you wonder about the quality of people you're

02:00:51.899 --> 02:00:54.020
dealing with. How much of your family was disinvited?

02:00:54.020 --> 02:00:56.470
How many people were supposed to come? My son

02:00:56.470 --> 02:01:00.069
and daughter -in -law and my grandson are coming

02:01:00.069 --> 02:01:02.270
up on a flight, and they would be here in the

02:01:02.270 --> 02:01:03.890
morning, and then we'd go there tomorrow afternoon,

02:01:03.989 --> 02:01:06.310
and my wife and I. We've been, we probably have

02:01:06.310 --> 02:01:10.069
been every year. President Obama didn't disinvite

02:01:10.069 --> 02:01:13.130
us. The former President Trump didn't disinvite

02:01:13.130 --> 02:01:15.750
us. Biden didn't disinvite us. And we always

02:01:15.750 --> 02:01:17.189
did this. You know, you'll hear people around

02:01:17.189 --> 02:01:19.010
town say, oh, I'm not going to the Christmas

02:01:19.010 --> 02:01:21.050
party because President Obama's White House.

02:01:21.479 --> 02:01:23.600
It's our White House. It's the Americans' White

02:01:23.600 --> 02:01:26.039
House. We all pay for it. And we've always gone

02:01:26.039 --> 02:01:27.779
to the Christmas parties, whether it was a Republican

02:01:27.779 --> 02:01:30.659
or a Democrat. We've gone to the egg roll. We

02:01:30.659 --> 02:01:33.300
like the stuff. We like going to celebrate stuff

02:01:33.300 --> 02:01:36.340
in our nation's capital with our family. And

02:01:36.340 --> 02:01:39.319
I don't know. It's just, I think, a really sad

02:01:39.319 --> 02:01:42.159
day that this is the level of warfare they've

02:01:42.159 --> 02:01:44.979
stooped to. But it's also not very effective.

02:01:45.159 --> 02:01:47.220
It probably has the opposite result. You know,

02:01:47.220 --> 02:01:49.739
it doesn't make me have a real warm, fuzzy feeling

02:01:49.739 --> 02:01:51.720
for the White House that they're telling my family

02:01:51.720 --> 02:01:54.199
can't come to the White House. So, I don't know.

02:01:54.420 --> 02:01:57.420
I'm just disappointed more than anything. What

02:01:57.420 --> 02:01:59.239
do you say about Trump's character, in your opinion?

02:02:01.859 --> 02:02:11.840
From working over there. Casually talking about

02:02:11.840 --> 02:02:14.500
getting rid of habeas corpus. Habeas corpus is

02:02:14.500 --> 02:02:17.399
when a tyrant throws someone in jail. They can

02:02:17.399 --> 02:02:19.460
plead to a lawyer who says, show me the body.

02:02:19.579 --> 02:02:21.279
You have to prove why someone's put in jail.

02:02:21.380 --> 02:02:22.760
It's one of the most fundamental rights we have.

02:02:23.039 --> 02:02:25.399
And the same people that are directing this campaign

02:02:25.399 --> 02:02:27.880
are the same people that casually would throw

02:02:27.880 --> 02:02:30.500
out parts of the Constitution and suspend habeas

02:02:30.500 --> 02:02:33.220
corpus. So I think what it tells it, they don't

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like hearing me say stuff like that. And so they

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want to quiet me down, and it hasn't worked.

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And so they're going to try to attack me and

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they're going to try to destroy me in other ways

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and then do petty little things like social occasions

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or whatever. But, you know, it probably will

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not work. It probably will not make me cow down

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or bend to their will. You're talking about Stephen

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Miller. Do you think Stephen Miller uninvited

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you from the White House? I don't know. I think

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that it's somebody. If that's the truth, I'm

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a big boy and we can go have a picnic in another

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park. We can go to the mall. But it's just really

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kind of sad that this is where we are and that

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they think that this is somehow in their prerogative

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to sort of... I mean, literally every Democrat

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is invited. Every Republican is invited. And

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to say that my family is no longer welcome, kind

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of sad, actually. My grandson has a Make America

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Great hat. My son and daughter -in -law, they

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like Donald Trump. I like Donald Trump. But when

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they want to act this way, it's where they begin

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to lose a lot of America who just wonders, why

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does everything have to descend to this level?

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Why can't anything be more? eyebrow and more

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of an intellectual discussion where we have a

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disagreement, but it doesn't have to descend

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to this. Do you think Stephen Miller should be

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working in the White House? Do you think Stephen

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Miller should be working in the White House?

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I'm just going to leave it at that. Well, we

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just tried to get our tickets and they said,

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you're not invited. And how old is your grandson?

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He's almost six months old. Okay, he's a little

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guy. Yeah, we may bring him tomorrow with us,

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make America's Red Hat. And can you just to answer

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the other question about the character of, if

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not the president, the White House itself, do

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you see this as part of the campaign of retribution?

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There is a bigger campaign going on against libertarians.

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People are writing about it. But really, it's

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not libertarians, it's people who choose to stand

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up to the president. And I've stood up to the

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president on the debt, but no differently than

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I stood up to Biden or to Obama. I've stood up

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to them on tariffs, and they don't like it. They

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don't want to have a reasonable argument or discussion

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over the policy. They think they're going to

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somehow needle me or get me by disinviting my

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grandson to the picnic. I think it's just really

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petty and juvenile, and I think they should be

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called out for it. Thanks for your time. Oh,

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we know robots have souls. We just don't know

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if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you

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ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were

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the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit

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hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with

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some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode.

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Where the fuck did this hear? ghosts? They're

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killing all the already born babies and sell

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them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere

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in China, in some base, there are super soldiers

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that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. They have

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bread and super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.

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I decide what to do. them die of this virus you

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feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're fucking

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gone i've seen it happen i think that the government

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has taken it to the next level with the birds

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they know what birds are going to cross paths

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with you that you are going to be able to raise

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and they are going to make them so fucking real

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they're going to sink money into them because

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they know that if you put that motherfucker in

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a cage they're You're going to see blood guts,

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no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology.

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Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.

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It's an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not

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fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look

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it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing

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this shit. George Soros actually worked with

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the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says

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that he was doing it just to survive, but he

02:08:03.430 --> 02:08:05.590
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking

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time doing this shit. George Soros is the fuck

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