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you. Why is your carpet wet? Oh, I don't know.
Good question. Probably rain. Episode 108 here
with Tyler and Ally Mack. Fuck you. Damn striping.
The chorus is coming in. Our Twenty One Pilots,
they're coming back, but aren't they playing
the same tour? No. No, it's the Breach, it's
the Clancy Tour, Breach. So, like, they're not
playing, like, TD Garden or any of the old places
either, so it's the closest ones to us were,
the closest one by a landslide is Hartford. It's
the same songs, right? Well, no, they're coming
out with a new album. This is the first single
off of it. So they're going to have another album
out by the time that comes. They're going to
tour before they release the album? No. That
album's going to be out by then. Oh, cool. Yeah.
But you're just like, we could save a lot of
money by getting tickets now, I think. Rather
than fighting for resale. Because resale is going
to be disgusting. Nice, nice. What the fuck did
we pay for pit tickets for that last one? It
was like $3 .50 a pop. It wasn't a cheap joke.
$200, yeah. That was fucking amazing, though.
Yeah, that was the best concert I've been to
in my fucking life. That was like... I would
have paid $700 for that ticket and been happy,
to be honest. The shit's hitting the fan this
week. Oh, boy. Here we go. Fucking riots. Fucking
L .A. is burning down again, Tyler. You know,
it's the ice riots, right? Because people are
just getting kidnapped in their sleep. So let
me just fucking start this. So we got Mexicans
waving Mexican flags, angry about being sent
back to Mexico. Is that kind of like when people
wave Confederate flags and they're like the actual
rebels who fought against America? What the fuck
are you talking about? What the fuck? They're
waving Mexican flags to America. People fucking
did that with the Confederates. No, no, no. I'm
not. That is not even a fucking equitable thing.
I feel like that's kind of a reach. That's a
fucking reach. The thing that I'm trying to say
is that the immigrants from Mexico who are being
sent back to Mexico that are waving Mexican flags
and saying Viva La Mexico are upset about being
sent back to Mexico, the country they're so proud
of. Where does that make sense? You know what?
I love Mexico so much, but I don't want to get
sent back there. Because it sucks. That's what
I'm trying to say, Casey, you fucking mongoloid.
They don't like it, but why are they so like
Viva La Mexico type shit? If you're fucking so
happy with Mexico, just fucking go back. Yeah,
this shit's getting out of control. They sent
in the Marines. They're fucking taking care of
business. Dan's going to get deployed again.
He's going to just get deployed to riots again.
How many riots has Dan been deployed to? Like
three? Too many. We got an echo. Yeah, so I think
it's like a manufactured crisis, right? I think
he's trying to do it to kind of like distract
the people from the fact that he's just so bad.
Like immigrants are coming over and taking your
country. Like we got to sound the fucking National
Garden. That doesn't help. That makes things
fucking worse. You are reaching right now. I
mean, I'm not politically informed to really
comment on what you just said. I don't know how
bad the problem is. I don't know. I know there's
riots going on. So why don't you pull ice out
for a little while? Why would you pull ice out?
Let things fucking cool off so people don't riot.
Let them do their fucking job. Well, you gotta
fucking let it cool off so people don't fucking
riot in the streets anymore. No, it's the people
who are rioting are fucking retarded. At most,
like, there's like... Hundreds of thousands of
people that are riding across multiple cities
now. For no reason. I saw one in fucking Albany
fucking protesting. It's like, oh, yes, the thousands
of illegal immigrants that are hiding in the
houses of Albany. Yeah. We're going to protect
those guys. Yeah. I don't know if you could tell
that was fucking sarcasm. Well, I mean, like.
I feel like all I've heard about is that the
reason that the riots are happening is because
it's people who actually are American citizens
getting deported. There was two stories of American
citizens out of the 100 ,000. Okay, well, I don't
have the numbers in front of me. Because they're
citizens and they don't have fucking due process.
And, you know, I was actually watching that video
with Rand Paul, and he's talking about how they
want to get rid of habeas corpus. They can't.
That sounds like a made -up word. It's where
they can't prosecute you without charging you
with a crime. They can't punish you without formally
charging you. And so now Trump wants to get rid
of that. Oh my god, this country's falling apart.
That's scary. Casey's fucking chicken little
over here. Every week he comes in with some new
fucking doom and gloom. I mean, trying to get
rid of... I mean, his corpus is a pretty fucking
scary thing. No, but let's be fucking real. Casey
comes in every week with a new fucking world
is ending fucking story and it never happens.
I hate to say it, but really he just talks about
what's happening for the most part. No, but then
he spins it in. This is the end. We're never
coming back from this. So it's where this is.
This is it. The sky is falling. And I'm like,
all right, chicken little. The sky is falling
to fucking. It's not good. It's good for America.
There's fucking no law. It's fucking anarchy
right now. And it's going to spread to here.
Dude, Trump's approval ratings are so fucking
low right now, too. I don't fucking agree with
the looters. Yeah, well, the looters happen every
time there's fucking riots or fucking protests
or anything. That shit always happens. Fiery
but mostly peaceful protests. But, you know,
it's okay when conservatives did it. In the White
House. Conservatives did it for one fucking day.
They did it in the fucking capital of the country.
He literally pardoned the people that assaulted
the police officers at the capital. Yeah, Casey,
buddy. That's bad. I didn't know that. That's
fucking bad. The conservatives did it one day.
And how many riots have happened just in the
last fucking five to ten years? Casey, how many
do you think? A lot. And they didn't just do
it just then. Those riots last for fucking days.
Fucking people took over fucking Seattle's Capitol
Hill District for fucking three months without
them doing shit. There's a double standard there,
Casey. And you're not fucking seeing it, you
fucking retard. I am. I'm just fucking playing
it up. But I think the people on both sides are
more moderate. have to come together even though
we're fundamentally different because we're like,
these people are getting out of control. It's
not about liberals versus conservatives. It's
about fucking crazy batshit people versus normal
people. Both sides have to accept their crazies
and fucking make, not accept them. Both sides,
I meant to say, both sides have to disavow their
crazies, but neither side will disavow their
crazies. Because you had the fucking CNN retards
that are just like, well, they're peaceful protesting.
And, you know, you look in the photos that they're
showing is like burning police cars. And they're
like, you know, it's just a peaceful protest.
They're smashing out windows and shit. And then
they're like, yep. That's just how they're, they're
rightfully angry about this. Until, until like,
I think the fourth day, no police officers got
injured. And then like two of them got injured
on the fourth day or something. Well, fucking
the police on the fourth day. these fucking mongoloids
have fucking signs that are pre -made yeah but
what a great time to be alive fucking elon was
crashing out on trump he was like i bet you won't
or at least the fc files because you're in them
casey casey everybody fucking knew he's in them
to get casey let's be fucking real let's be real
if trump really was had like damning evidence
on him Biden or the Biden administration would
have 100 % released them. No, because he fucking
incriminates him, too. Yeah, right. Exactly.
They're all fucking going to that thing. Fucking
Elon's on it, too, probably. It doesn't matter
red or blue. They're all fucking on the list.
Every last one of those fucking cocksuckers.
They're never going to release that list. They're
just never going to do it. No, same way they
lied about JFK's files. They literally came out
with JFK's files and MLK's files and just released
a whole bunch more bullshit about him. how it
totally was the people we thought it was. Yeah.
And then they fucking... Get the fuck out of
here. They fucking released so many fucking records
at the same time that you'd have to search through
all the fucking records. But people have. Yeah,
they had to fucking... It was nonsense. Yeah,
it's just fucking gobbledygook that the fucking
CIA... And then there was just fucking other
murders in there that they just were like, yeah,
this is connected to the JFK fucking thing. I'm
like, how? How? I hiccuped at the same time I
was trying to talk. Casey, would I be able to
have a hit of that delightful vape there? Both
Rand Paul and Elon were upset about Trump's big,
beautiful bill or whatever. That's what they
crashed out about. They were like, this doesn't
make sense. I don't even fucking know what's
going on, dude. I just see the riots and I tell
people that they're retarded. Yeah, taking it
too far, bro. Are you reading the Bible? It's
the New Testament. It's not even the full New
Testament. Let both grow together until the harvest,
and at harvest time I will tell the reapers,
gather the weeds first and bind them in bundles
to be burned, but gather the wheat into my barn.
You guys ever see, like, Audi belly buttons?
They're fucking weird. I don't like them. They
scare the fuck out of me. I don't mind. I mean,
yeah, I've seen them. They're just like, how'd
that happen? He's probably got an Audi and you
just made him really fucking self -conscious.
But like, how does that happen? Like, how does
an Audi happen? Like, is it like, I'm guessing
an Audi's where the cord gets cut, I guess. No,
I think it's just an anatomical thing, but probably
where the, if the cord gets cut farther out.
Like prolapsed or some shit. Yeah. But, uh, like
if you're cloned, you won't have a fucking belly
button. What? If you're cloned, you won't have
a belly button because you weren't in utero,
so you don't have a fucking umbilical cord. Oh,
can they make things, like, alive without being
in utero now? Yeah. Just in a lab? They can do
it in, like, a tube now. I feel like they still...
Well, I know they can fertilize it, but I think
they still have to put it... No, they can grow
it outside of a fucking... outside of a uterus
now, but it's illegal to clone humans. There's
a fake womb? Yeah, they have, like, a tube womb.
Damn. There's fucking... Damn. That's crazy.
Dude, we're going to have... We're going to have
stem cell injections soon where you can just
fucking inject your body with these stem cells
that will just instantly repair anything wrong
with your body. I think stem cells are a good
thing. I don't think it's going to be stem cells.
I think it's going to be nanotechnology, but
I've been down this road before. the singularity
what do you think about the new uh what's it
called waymo cars that are now just like self
-driving cars they've been around for a while
casey are you really i just heard about they've
been around for a while you fucking idiot yeah
when you're old it's uh you know it's hard to
I mean, they're all like pseudo -autonomous,
up to this point at least, where it's like, oh,
you tell your car to drive somewhere, but you're
still sitting there watching the wheel turn and
shit. Yeah. I've decided not to keep up with
the times anymore. I'm leaving my 20s, so. You're
just going to be angry and watch CNN? Or you
can just be like me and not pay attention anyways.
Yeah, I don't really care about this shit anymore.
I literally only do it to yell at Casey. I think
it's funny. But I genuinely don't care about
politics anymore. And I got in an argument with
my fucking in -laws about that. Your in -laws?
What are they? Their political views. They're
very liberal. Probably shouldn't have brought
up politics. No, they brought it up to me, and
they were saying some stupid shit, and I'm like...
Oh, like the guy that gave you the job? Probably
shouldn't have argued with him. Oh, no, me and
him argue all the time. It's just one of the
things that we do. But me and him were arguing
because he said something stupid, and I'm like,
yeah, whatever. And he's like, you need to care
about politics. I'm like, no, I don't. Why the
fuck do I have to care about politics? Because
I can't do fucking shit about it. He's like,
yeah, but this is just bigger. This is bigger
than us. This is just, this is going to be like,
like next, like this is going to affect us for
generations. And I go, I don't fucking care.
I go, I'm not in my fucking early twenties in
college and I'm not in my fucking late forties
to care about politics. I'm worried about fucking
making money and taking care of my family. That's
all I fucking care about right now. Need ass
and money pops. All right. And you ain't giving
me neither of them. I just saw this. Speaking
of like end of the world shit. Did you know that
I just saw this morning that Israel and the U
.S. were gearing up to go to war with Iran? Oh,
Christ. It never ends. I know. I know. It's going
to happen. Good! Good! They said Israel is definitely
going to attack Iran soon. Great. They already
evacuated all the embassies, like the U .S. embassies.
We evacuate the embassies in fucking Israel all
the fucking time. I bet we did. Blaze has business
hours bi -monthly. It's like, oh, another war.
Back it up. There's a new, it's called the Golden
Dome that Trump's trying to make. Yeah, it's
supposed to block missiles and shit. Yeah, it's
just like Israel has that. No, Jerusalem has
that or something. No, it's Israel. It's the
whole country. But that's a really small country.
Yeah. Like in order to protect the full U .S.
All you need is a couple satellites that are
able to do that. So it's not... China's like,
don't do that, guys. They're like, stop. Don't
do that. They're like, that's not fair. You guys
should stop doing that because now it's not fair.
We don't want that to happen. We want to be able
to bomb you. Hey, hey, hey. Why are you doing
that? That's kind of like... Like, but what if
you don't do that? I mean, I get what they're
saying because to a certain point it does escalate
it because you now have forced nuclear deterrence
where it's all right. Yeah, we can nuke the fuck
out of you, but you can't nuke us. Well, they
can still send nukes. That's the only thing that
they can send is nukes, ICBMs. They can't send
like regular missiles. Yeah, but we also have
fucking sun lasers from fucking satellites that
can take out nukes. Well. I don't think we're
able to shoot down nukes, actually. We are. The
ground -to -air missiles can't hit it, but the
sun rifles from fucking space can. There's space
nukes now? No, there's space lasers. Now you're
really trying to fucking get me going. There's
space lasers. God, these things get more fucked
up every time. Didn't you hear the story about
the fucking ISIS guy who got fucking vaporized?
And then like, everybody's like, what the fuck
happened? America's like, we didn't do it. Oh,
that was flight 93. But like, we were like, we
were doing that. And I was just like, like, like
there is a story where the fucking, the ISIS
guy was giving like a rah -rah speech to his,
like his folks there. And then it was like, and
then he just got fucking turned to ash. And all
the guys were like, there's a video of it. Like
all the guys just scatter because the guy just
got fucking vaporized. And they're like. It was
a giant flash of light. The guy got fucking vaporized.
And then everybody's like, run away. And then
like the, the, the, the, the, the fucking like
people like from around the world, like, Hey
America, did you have anything to do with this?
We're like us. Nah, it was probably lightning.
You know, like that wasn't lightning. It's like.
Me? Nah, we didn't do that. Why would we do that?
That's not us. We don't do anything like that.
Some guy's just sitting at a computer 4 ,000
miles away, neutralized. But yeah, it's just
a super bright beam of light, and then a guy
gets vaporized. Good for him. Dude, if we put
fucking nukes in space, that would be so much
easier than shooting it. There are nukes in space,
Casey, you fucking idiot. I don't think there
are. There are nukes in space. They're nukes
and satellites. We have nuclear satellites that
can shoot nukes from space. Not publicly documented,
at least. What's to stop us from doing that?
What's to stop us from doing that? Yeah, they
wouldn't see that coming, would they? Yeah, they
would. It's a fucking missile coming from space.
They won't see it coming from the fucking submarine.
Do you think that if we had nuclear weapons and
Russia and China didn't, that we should use them?
No. I think we should nuke Hiroshima again just
to say that we're not sorry. Wow. Yeah, let's
attack an ally right now. That's a good idea.
Good idea. Just nuke them to be like, we're not
sorry. I just want to know the guilt of the guy
that pushed the button. Although I was watching
an interview with one of the World War II veterans
that flew one of the planes in the bomb squad
that dropped the bomb. The Enola Gay. Yeah, Enola
Gay. He named after his mother. They're like,
do you feel bad about killing 200 ,000 Japanese
children? He's like, nope, I did what I had to
do. Do it again. Yep, I do it. It would have
been so much more loss of civilian life if we
didn't, though. Yeah, of our lives, not theirs.
No, no, because we wouldn't have went into mainland
Japan and just gunned down everybody. Yeah, they
said literally, we are not going to stop fighting
until you've killed every last one of us. So
would you rather kill 200 ,000 Japanese people
or kill 100 ,000 Japanese people? these people,
100 ,000 Americans. It would have gone that way.
It would have been in the millions if it was
a foot invasion. Don't you think that if it was
a foot invasion that women and children wouldn't
get killed as much? No, they still would because
they would be fighting us. They would be fighting
us. It was a different Japan. They were literally
under the emperor. And they believed he had ties
to God. Yeah, the emperor was their god. He's
an avatar of their god. So if their god told
them to go and fight, they'd give kids pistols
and just run them out there. But if you kill
a couple hundred thousand civilians, then the
guy admits he's not God, and then we're good.
I was watching now this week how there was like
two charge generals in Japan, and there was like
the Navy and the Army, and they were both in
charge. And the one in the Navy, he was like,
don't fucking bomb Pearl Harbor. Like, we're
fucked. Yeah, Hirohito. Hirohito? No, he was
the emperor. No, Hirohito was the general. Emperor
Hirohito. No, it wasn't Emperor Hirohito. It
was General Hirohito. I'm pretty sure it was
Emperor Hirohito. I'm going to look it up, okay,
guys, before we just talk in loops here. But
the quote was, if you attack America, you're
going to wake a sleeping giant. Yeah, but he's
like, oh, well, I don't make the decision to
know what the politicians do, so it's up to them.
Fuck it. I'm just going to attack them if you
tell me to. I'm just going to attack them. Like
the ultimate example of malicious compliance.
All right, so Hirohito was the... Fuck! Which
one was I looking for then? I had the same birthday
as Hirohito. He was born on April 29th as well.
Yeah, that was actually... Did you listen to
The Jeopardy last week? Me? No, Tyler. No, I
didn't. That was a question. It was like birthdays
and death days. And Hitler was one of the questions.
420. And fucking Dan got it. That piece of shit.
April 20th. Ellie Mac's like, how did you know
that? I don't know the exact date he died, but
I do know April 20th was when he was born. What
the fuck was this motherfucker's name? Who? The
general? Type in general who said you're going
to wake in the sleeping giant. Yamamoto. Yamamoto,
yeah. Yamamoto, yeah. The Navy general, right?
Yeah. Now the Japanese make pretty good cars,
though. They always kind of have. I got one.
Dude, the Japanese are by far the most advanced
people on the planet. They also make hentai.
Oh, boy. Hentai is cool. But did you know that
age of consent in Japan until five years ago
was 13? Goddamn. What the fuck? Yeah, what the
fuck were they thinking over there? And then
after much backlash, they bumped it up to 16.
Yeah, there's like no age of consent in Muslim
countries, right? You know, I could say something.
Well, we all know things about Muhammad. His
favorite wife was six years old. Muhammad might
have been on Epstein's Island. Oh, wait. Are
we going to get fucking shot now? Fuck. Fuck.
Wait, this guy fucked a six -year -old? Yes.
No, a nine -year -old. No, no, no. He married
her when she was six, but did not sleep with
her until she was nine. Oh, wow. Well, that absolves
everything. Now I don't feel bad. Is it Mohamed
or Muhamed? Mohamed. I think it's Muhamed. I
think it just depends on your fucking accent.
No. I think it was Mohamed. Mohamed. Mohamed.
You remember when South Park made fun of Mohamed
and they got a bomb sent to their office? Oh
yeah, they got a bomb sent to Comedy Central.
That's not going to be an untitled podcast. We're
just going to get a fucking bomb mailed to my
house. Yeah, because they showed a depiction
of Muhammad. And that's like a great sin to them.
It's like blasphemy, I guess, or whatever. Yeah,
you're not supposed to depict Muhammad because
he's too holy to depict. Which is kind of stupid,
but whatever. So I was reading about some fucking...
crazy shit about the vatican lately the vatican
oh shit some of the projects that they had going
on which like they did the so they had this thing
which truthfully was probably the uh craziest
thing to me was uh fuck who was the dude that
helped with it One of my favorite quantum physicists.
Neil deGrasse Tyson? No, no. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Stephen Hawking. It's called the chronovisor,
which is essentially. Oh, I fucking read about
that with the dude, with that dude who fucking,
who could like astral project. And then he saw
heaven and they have a video of heaven, but they
fucking, they have it locked in the Vatican.
Well, it wasn't it. It's literally just a TV
that they claim that they could. pick up on the
quantum energy left behind by all events of the
past. And you could essentially turn this TV
into anything that ever happened in the past.
And then when the Vatican was questioned about
the, uh, claims credibility, they neither confirmed
nor denied it, which is pretty crazy. Vatican
is working with physicists now. Yeah. I got to
find who, which one of the, which one of my fucking
boys was, I don't think it was Nietzsche. I can't
remember which one. I don't know. It's the Vatican.
Was this, like, back in the day, or is this happening
now? No, this was back in the 80s. Yeah, it was
Father Pellegrino Ernetti's. Yeah, Enrico Fermi
from the famed Fermi Paradox, which I've talked
about on this podcast, which is, uh... There's
a lot of people that don't believe, because there's
fucking no real, uh... true evidence of it. The
only thing that they claimed to use it for and
publicly came out with, or at least Father Arnetti
said that he did, was a depiction of Jesus on
the cross, which then they found out was literally
just a JPEG that they flipped around from some
other previously made piece of art. And then
on his deathbed, Arnetti was asked, was the picture
real? And he said, the picture's a lie, but the
chronovisor isn't. the chrono visor oh is that
like that's the name of like the tv that like
it's literally like a crt tv that can supposedly
just tune into the past so do with that what
you will yeah and it's it's hidden inside the
vault beneath the vatican it's the vatican vatican
cardigan it's basically just like a vhs tape
that's a can that i can is it just like vhs tapes
or what No, you'd like tune it like a TV. I don't
think the thing fucking exists, but it's pretty
funny that they claim that it does. I mean, people
just pop in VHS tapes. I'm like, that's not too
expressive. I mean, the fucking, the Vatican
also has. pieces of the cross that jesus was
crucified on and they keep getting more and more
pieces i'm like well i wonder what happens if
they just completely build the cross again to
some i feel like something bad will happen if
they completely get the cross spawns an iron
golem like it's fucking minecraft iron jesus
comes out like you get all the pieces of it like
and put it back together and then jesus just
comes out of the cross it's judgment day wake
up everybody I feel like that'd be real fucking
scary. They're like, how are they just getting
this drip feed of pieces of the cross? Because
they have to, they, they had like the, the main
parts of it. And then other like dirty. Yeah.
Some pump. Yes. But then like throughout like
history, like people like. when Jesus was crucified,
they, they ripped apart pieces of the cross and
they like, they, they carbon date it and they
match it to like the cross. That's like, like
that's being like reconstructed and like to see
if it's the same wood. It like has like the same
genetic, like makeup for the, for the wood that
was used for it. And they just keep getting more
and more pieces of it and putting it back together.
And I'm like, Hmm. Yeah, they probably shouldn't
put that thing all back together. It'd be like
Monsters, Inc. rebuilding booze doors. Yeah,
they put the last piece in and then Jesus goes,
it's judgment day. You found my pieces. It's
like the fucking... It's Jesus time. It's like
the Millennium Puzzle from Yu -Gi -Oh! And when
he fucking puts the last piece in, he turns into
Yami Yugi, the fucking pharaoh. His piece comes
out, but it's actually Jesus when he put the
whole pieces back together. he's just like it's
time to duel jesus now yeah we probably should
attempt fate with that one i you know as even
as a catholic i'm like i don't i don't think
we should put the cross all the way back together
bring the the end times the rapture will come
and roll through So fucking what's the Catholic's
obsession with just Jesus on the cross and just
him being fucking bloody and shit? The obsession
with Jesus on the cross is his sacrifice that
he made for us. That's one of the biggest things
in Catholicism is that Jesus being on the cross
and our images of Jesus on the cross is a reminder
of the absolute sacrifice. And he was an innocent
man that got one of the worst deaths possible.
Dude, do you ever think that Jesus was just a
crazy fucking Roman homeless? dude, that people
just kind of listen to. You know how, like, the
homeless people on the street kind of just say,
like, oh, I saw fucking God and he told me to,
you know, like... They were documented miracles,
dude. Set this fucking 7 -Eleven on fire. Jesus
was a real human. Like, this fucking God told
me to piss on this gas station. Do you think
that Jesus was just, like, a socially acceptable
homeless person? Schizophrenic? Well, there's
been documented things. Because he did have a
home, right? What? He didn't have a home, right?
He was like a nomad. He had a house that he was
able to stay in, but he mostly roamed around.
So he was a homeless guy. He was an urban outdoorsman.
What's the desert over there called? Sahara.
Is that the Sahara? I don't think so. Not in
the Middle East. No, what's the Middle East desert
called? The Gobi? Gobi Desert? No, that's in
China. No, Gobi Desert I thought was in Nevada.
Oh, isn't it just the Arabian Desert? It might
be the Arabian Desert, but he walked around just
the desert with his boys and did miracles. Let's
ask Google AI. I got two phones, one for the
plug and one for the load. I think every prophet
might have just been like a homeless dude. What
desert was Jesus kicking it in? What? desert,
also known as the Judean wilderness, where he
was tempted by the devil. This event is a significant
part of Christian tradition and is commemorated
during the season of Lent. You heard it here
first. So the Judean desert? I love how AI can
pick that up. Yo, where my boy Jesus kicking
it at? Did you see 50 Cent? Did you see 50 Cent?
And he's just like, alright. And they're like,
so who calls you 50 Cent and who calls you 50
Cent? And he just goes, alright. So I'll give
you this example. He just goes, if you look at
the American flag and you go, yeah, there's 50
stars on that flag, I'm 50 cent. Now, if you
look at that flag and you go, there's about 50
or something stars on there, I'm 50 cent. I'm
like, you know, I get that. You know, actually
thinking about that. It's just two different
schools of thought. There's about 50 or so stars
on that flag. I'd say about 20 feet deep. You
know, yeah, beetle, 50 cent. How deep is a 20
-foot hole? I'd say about 50 feet. Spell the
word red. L -E -S -T -R. L -E -S -T -R. Yeah.
That's close. Can we give it to him? Nah. Nah.
Nah. R -E -D. What a fucking legend fucking beat
is. Oh, man. You gotta love Beetlejuice. Howard
Stern's fucking insane now. Dude, I told you.
Look at this. Fox News, 46 minutes ago. Israel
targets Iran's nuclear facilities. braces for
potential retaliation. Dude, Israel's going to
get fucked with nuclear bombs one of these days.
Like, I feel like if any country on Earth is
going to get nuked, it's probably going to be
fucking Israel. Like, this is not good. I know
I say it every episode. This is not good. This
is not good. Casey says this is not good at least
once an episode. Controversial take, and I know
all three of us have had this take at one point
or another on the podcast, but if the entire
Middle East just got fucking wiped off the face
of the planet, life would get a lot less stressful
i'm not saying it should happen nor am i politically
involved enough to even know what the fuck has
been going on over there the last year but i'm
just saying if nobody was there i don't think
it would be and if it was like a nuclear irradiated
disaster that nobody could live in Just saying.
It would probably be a pretty peaceful region
of the planet. You heard it here first. If the
entire Middle East turns into glass, no more
problems. I used to work with this cleaning guy
from Iran and he would always ask me questions
about like America and like, you know, American
life. And he'd be like, I'm sorry, I can't hear
you. I gotta make too much money. He'd be like,
oh, do you have to register your car at the DMV?
I'm like, yeah. He's like, oh, well, if you didn't
do that, get your fucking hands cut off, my friend.
You said my friend? Get your hands cut off, my
friend. My favorite is I had a guy. who was at
a gas station that when I lived at my parents'
house, I'd get gas at this one gas station, and
I'd go inside, and you'd grab a soda or something.
But the guy didn't speak English at all, and
every time that he'd scan something out, he wouldn't
say a word, and he'd just point at the money
value on the screen, and then point at you, and
then point at the money value on the screen.
It was really funny. He just kept going, you,
money, you. Money. Tyler, did you know they're
actually teaching Arabic numerals in American
schools now? I already know this fucking joke.
Nate, they're doing what? Why? They're teaching
Arabic numerals. Why? Because that's the ones
that we use. See the hundred on here? That's
an Arabic numeral. Oh, okay. He's trying to trigger
Tyler. Okay. Well, that was like the joke of
triggering the conservatives was like, they're
teaching Arabic in schools now. Yeah, but I'm
like, the Arabic numerals are just our numbers
that we have that are like standard digits. Because
if we didn't use that, we'd be using fucking
Roman numerals. Those are the only two number
things that we have. Bring back Roman numerals.
I'm down. That'll be fun. I'd enjoy that a lot.
I literally only learned Roman numerals because
of football and Final Fantasy. The Last of Us.
The Last of Us has Roman numerals? Dude, this
is awesome. We get to fucking have the start
of World War III live on the podcast. Sure. I
meant Star Wars, not The Last of Us. I don't
know why I said that. Dude, we could fucking
livestream like Dukes and shit. Let's livestream
it. Yeah. Let's see how many callers we can get
in before the fucking Dukes come down on us.
It wouldn't come down to us. We can't even get
a fucking email. We can't even get a fucking
email, dude. You really think we're going to
get callers? I think the last thing people do
before they die is probably call into the podcast.
Because then they don't have anything to lose.
They're like, I got nothing better to do now.
Yeah, so I watched the... Theo Vaughn interviewed
the Suicide Boys. That was a pretty cool episode,
if you haven't watched that case. Oh, was that
the one, like, from a while ago? I think so,
yeah. And it was just, like, the two of them
talking to Theo Vaughn. I watched most of that.
It was interesting, right, where Scrim was talking
about, like, mental health depression and shit.
Yeah. And Scrim was also talking about how, like,
he used to be, like, you know, super into, like,
the devil and shit, and then he turned to Christianity.
Oh, jeez. Here we fucking go. Dude, if you listen
to any of Scrim's solo shit since last year,
it's all Catholic -themed. Most of his songs
are Catholic -themed on his solo shit. What a
crazy concept. If I don't make it by 30, I'm
just going to kill myself. That was his concept.
Yeah. Well, he made it, so now he's a Catholic.
Yeah, he made it, so he's a Catholic. Otherwise,
he'd still be doing some devil shit. And then
Ruby, I feel like Ruby just does what he wants.
He's just chilling. Yeah, why is he doing soul
shit without his fucking cuz? I mean, no, they
do... I mean, obviously they still do Suicide
Boys together. And then Ruby has his own like
side band, which is called Duck Boy. And it's
like a pop punk, like emo like band that he has
that scrim drums for. And he does the vocals
for. The Duck Boys. I think it's called, I think
it's just called Duck Boy, not Duck Boys. But
like at the beginning of every song, it just
goes, I am Duck Boy. And then he starts playing
like shit. I love it. I feel like you didn't
fuck with the Suicide Boys as much. I liked all
the music I heard by them. I just never really
got into them really deep. I like the Suicide
Boys because it's kind of like semi -horrorcore,
I guess. semi what horror core like horror core
yeah pretty violent it's like it's pretty violent
it's like it's like got like a decent amount
like memphis rap like type of like uh they're
from new orleans yeah yeah it's got like memphis
rap like ties to it and then like it's got like
you know like a pretty like gritty dark sound
to it and like pretty dark like subject matter
to a lot of their songs i feel like it's like
the rap equivalent of like you know like uh like
like hardcore almost gotcha but like you know
like uh or like like i guess like emo hardcore
like it has like the more darker themes but like
it's like more like hard like uh things instead
of being more about like you know getting bitches
and money it's about i want to kill myself and
you bitch yeah i want to kill you and myself
i've been really into the southern rap scene
the last few years for some reason I don't know.
I mean, X was from Florida, right? Yeah, I've
been specifically into the Florida rap scene.
Yeah, I like the Memphis rap and the New Orleans
rap type shit. Where's BLP Kosher from? Fort
Lauderdale. Yeah, he's from Florida, too. Oh,
what the fuck? Yep. Kodak Black. He's from there.
Fucking X. Yeah, Peep was from Long Island, New
York. I was watching, they recently released
the body cam video of X when he was shot. Yeah.
How did he get stabbed in the neck? No, he got
shot. Oh, he got shot in the neck, yeah. In the
neck. And they, like, literally just leave him
there for 10 minutes, and then they pull him
out of the car, and, like, the fucking fire medics,
like, yeah, my captain says we got to work him,
we got something. We got, like, fucking PEA on
the monitor. He's just been dead, shot in the
neck for 10 minutes. So, like, just fucking leave
him alone, bro. Yeah, and then I think Post Malone
was from Syracuse. He was born in Syracuse. Yeah.
And, you know, all the guys from Downswing. I
hear they're from the Capital District of New
York. No. Don't them? Yeah, Downswing, I heard
they're from the Capital District. I thought
they were from Fort Lauderdale. You know, it
sounds like they're from Fort Lauderdale. But,
you know, Downswing. Ellie Mac, how'd you like
the Silent Planet? I mean, I'm wearing the sweatshirt
right now. Oh, yeah. I thought that fucking circle
pit was crazy. So I got pushed in the circle
pit and just kept fucking going around and around.
And I tried to get out because my pants, my jeans
were falling down. And I also got fucked up in
the back. I'm trying to get out. They keep fucking
shoving me back in. I try to get out. They just
push me back in. I keep going around and around.
Trying to hold my fucking pants up. The best
part was locking eyes with Casey. Just seeing
the look of fear. As you can see, I'm like trying
to get the outside. And then he was just like,
I don't want a fucking circle pit right now.
Casey just took off. And then the circle pit
ends and Casey's just on the other end of the
fucking video. Just looking at him laughing my
ass off. It looked like an interstellar when
the guy's trying to get back in the ship in the
water planet. The fucking wave comes and attacks
him. I was kind of sticking with Megan because
she was like, you know, getting... like, you
know, panic attacks and crowds and shit, anxiety
and crowds. And she'd be like, oh, you should
still go in the circle pit. So I'd be like, all
right, I'll be right back. And I'd just fucking
jump in. And they wouldn't let me out. I remember
at emo night when me and Casey went the last
time, I was just throwing punches in the fucking
pit. That was pretty cool. You got pretty close
up to the front in Silent Planet. At the end,
he was actually, like, jumped into the front
of the crowd. Yeah, his front row for most of
the second half. I was pretty close to that.
I almost got pretty up to the mic there. How
heavy is the lead singer of... He's pretty slim.
So you think it's a pretty easy catch for the
crowd? Oh, yeah. It's not like a Dave Blunt's
up there? He looks like Jesus. For lack of a
better term, he looks like an emaciated Jesus.
Actually, no, he put some beef on his bones.
He was actually pretty fucking ripped, to be
honest. But he's not looking like Dave Blunt's
up there? No, no, no. He would have been a very
easy catch. Motherfucker never wears shoes either.
Yeah, he doesn't wear shoes. I fucking hate people
who don't wear shoes. Like, the fuckers who,
like, are like, you know, it just connects you
with nature, man. You gotta wear, like, you don't
wear shoes. We're not supposed to wear shoes,
man. I feel like the dude from Silent Planet
100 % would say some stupid shit like that, too.
Put on some fucking shoes, you goddamn hippie.
Fucking, I hate... I hate any open -toed shoes.
Jesus wore them, though. Yeah, I know, but I
hate them. I fucking hate sandals. I hate open
-toed shoes. I hate anything where I'm not wearing
a thing that covers my entire foot. You like
Crocs? Crocs are, like, okay. I like Crocs. I
fuck with Crocs big time. Crocs are okay if,
like, you're going to the beach or something,
but, like, the people who wear, like, Crocs just,
like... out and about bother me like my fiance
does that I'm like why are you wearing those
she's like they're comfortable I'm like no they're
not they're fucking foam clogs and they're fucking
comfortable bro I got my breakfast sandwich today
in Crocs no but the funniest part was when he
said like they were about to play panic room
and he was like I wrote this song when I spent
was spending six months in a mental institution.
And he was like, this song goes out to you. And
they just fucking started playing it. Did he
just point at a random person? This song goes
out to you. He points directly at Ali Max. He's
just like, I wrote the song when I was locked
up in a mental institution trying not to kill
myself, surviving with anxiety and depression.
Who did you see with Megadeth? Oh, Megadeth?
Oh, Mudvayne. Oh, Mudvayne, yeah. They were awesome,
yeah. My dad was like, what the fuck is going
on? He's into classic heavy metal. Metallica
and shit. The start of heavy metal. Judas Priest.
Iron Maiden. Mega Death. Iron Maiden, yeah. And
now he's just like, what the fuck is this shit?
I'm like, back in the 80s, you guys used to fucking
perm your hair like women. like and now you're
now you're gonna say some shit about this dude
but you gotta admit that shit was fucking fire
like Van Halen all them with their fucking like
long perms fucking you know did you know that
fucking slash is Jewish yeah I never knew that
That was a thing because he's just like... I
follow him on Instagram. He's like, I stand with
the Israeli people. Dude, it was socially acceptable
to be a fucking tranny in 1980 if you were in
a rock band. Yeah. How's that? And now it's like
a big deal. Now we're fighting over it. This
was fucking socially acceptable 50 years ago.
Yeah, but they weren't doing it in front of kids.
You don't think kids go to rock shows? I've seen
kids at rock shows. Yeah, but it was like one
guy and they're like, he's just wacky. He's just
a wacky guy. I'm trying to fucking find this.
Have you guys seen Motley Crue fucking still
touring? It's like painfully bad. Oh, is that
the... I saw Nikki sex with Megadeth actually
Nikki sixes fucking One of my favorites, I can't
find the fucking video anymore, but there used
to be a video on YouTube of Axl Rose when he
was doing his reunion tour in 2008, 2009. And
that was when Axl Rose was still fat and he got
skinny again. But this was fat Axl Rose. And
he was singing Welcome to the Jungle. And he
was trying to sprint down the stage. You could
hear him going. And then he's tripped. It was
just like the obsession of dressing like women
back then. And then another thing that I really
liked was back in the 80s, there was one where
he... Where Axl Rose was like, he just goes,
some guys, he's singing a song. Halfway through
the song, he just goes, hey, hey, that guy's
got a camera. Hey, you go get him. You know what?
Fuck it. I'm going to get him. And he just jumps
off the stage and grabs him. And Slash is still
just playing the guitar up there. Like, nothing's
going on. Somebody just had a camera. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. I've seen that, like, videos of Axl Rose
just having epic meltdowns with the crowd. It's
so funny. And Slash is just strutting. Yeah,
Slash is just nothing. Not affected at all. Axel's
just going, hey, hey, get that. He's going, oh,
not right. Wait a second. Huh? And like, you
know how his voice changes from like his singing
voice to like his talking voice. He's like, wait
a second. That guy's got a camera. Get that guy.
Hey, get that. You know what? Fuck it. I'm going
to get him. Why did he care about the fan having
a fucking camera? I don't know, dude. It was
really funny. Jamie, pull that up. I need to
see this. It's so funny. And then Slash is just
still in the background going. Get that motherfucker.
Get that fucking piece of equipment right now.
You know what? Fuck it. And he jumped off the
stage and just grabbed somebody. I'm going to
get that motherfucker. I saw Guns N' Roses last
year, I think, actually, and they were still
really good. I mean, actual Rose, I think, got
off the drugs. Now he's able to sing a little
better. Keep it in tune. Yeah, just pull that
fucking video up, though. It's fucking hysterical.
Which one? The Axl Rose jumps off a stage and
beats up Pham. It's so funny. 1991. Just crashing
up. Flash is just behind him. He's just beating
the shit out of a guy. What the fuck? They're
like burning each other. Like, alright, just
keep playing this for the time being. I think
he said after, he's like, fuck it, we're going
home! And he runs off the stage. This place sucks.
Me and, uh, Mr. Kyle Franklin actually just wrote
a fucking moshing song this - this week. Oh boy.
I was like, bro, fucking stale summer, bro. I
was like, bro, you need to just fucking scream
stale summer. Oh, hold on, hold on. Thanks to
the lame -ass security, I'm going home. He fucking
slams the bike. I'm like, Kyle, you need to fucking
scream stale summer and, like, jump into the
crowds and kill six people. Oh, shit. Still sober.
Oh, my God. Dude, I just thought that was fucking
hysterical when he just goes, get that motherfucker.
You know what? I'll get him. He's wearing a fucking,
he's like wearing like a fucking like cutoff
shirt with his nipples showing. And he's got
like a fucking like Nazi, like fucking hat on.
It's all fucking like Axl Rose wore some insane
outfits. Who was the fucking, the guy from Motorhead
that just wore like straight up, like Nazi, like
SS uniforms. He's like, yo, let me do. Yeah.
He was like, I just think it there. interesting
outfits. I'm not racist about it. I just think
that they're interesting outfits. And he smokes
a cigarette and they're like, well, it has Nazi
imagery on it. He's like, I don't care. It's
not about that, okay? Oh, fuck. That's funny,
though. Axl Rose is a goddamn maniac. And you
know who else was a maniac? The first singer
for Van Halen. Dave something. David Lee Roth.
Yeah, David Lee Roth just was also insane. He
just did shit. And like, Eddie was the real reason
people liked the band. Let's be real. Eddie was
fucking phenomenal. It was called fucking Van
Halen. It wasn't called fucking Lee Roth. But
like, Van Halen was fucking sick, dude. That's
just because those brothers started it. Yeah,
it was his brother on the bass or his brother
on the drums? All of the drums. On that solo,
boy. A solo, boy. Yeah. Fuck, I should have done
some fucking caffeine before I came over here.
I'll get you some. All right, let's take a break.
Bye, honk. Freddy's gas. We'll be back. Bye.
Until the podcast. This is the best video. Welcome
back to Untitled Podcast. I don't even know the
original song, but this is fucking great. Dude,
I watched this specific clip like fucking 40
times. Me too. I was like, and like the facial
expressions that they make and like the hand
motions. I'm like, it's perfect. There's something
about just the, I don't know, the way they, it's
addictive. It's addictive. It looks like it was
shot in the 90s. No, it was shot like fucking
last week. I stuck keys in the Louis V. Fuck
12, I'm a G, ain't no stopping me. And my wrist
is on overseas. Rich cracker, you can't talk
to me. Plug walk. I don't even understand how
to fuck my plug talk. Pick him up in a space
coop. I don't let my plug walk scare. All right.
Allie Mac was grilling me before this because
I bet him that I wouldn't get nine out of 10
questions. Right. True. Great questions. Right.
Yeah, I fucking asked AI to make 10 questions
for who wants to be a millionaire. Even though
now I know it's 15 questions. But Casey got the
first one wrong. To make this more realistic,
you gotta crumple up these. And then you gotta
get them out. Like the fucking $100 bills there.
You're crumpling them up now? No, no, no. Do
you even launder your money, Casey? What the
fuck? My washer, my fucking dryer broke, bro.
Now, doesn't that look so much more realistic
than this now? I mean, neither of them are really
that realistic. No, but it's like you were looking
at these two. That one looks more actually real.
I mean, with a 100, it's so easy to tell it's
fake because of the little clear strip not being
there. Why do you think hundreds are the least...
Hundreds are not normally laundered. It's normally
20s. Well, it's because the little clear strips,
that's for sure. Yeah, because the 20s are a
lot easier to launder. Skrr. Skrr. All right.
Let's go, Allie Mac. Fucking get me going. Get
you going? Yeah. All right, Casey. You want to
play fucking Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Yeah.
All right. All right. All right. First, we got
to consult with... The AI here. Let's go sub
pump. Can you make 10 questions for a game of
who wants to be a millionaire? Make them tricky.
We got our new guest sub pump. Yeah, these are
good ones. Okay. Question one. This is for both
Casey and Tyler here. I'm your lifeline. Okay.
Question one for $1 ,000 this time. Which of
these famous works of art is not located in the
Louvre Museum? Okay. A, Venus de Milo. B, Mona
Lisa. C, Winged Victory of Samothrace. Or D,
The Birth of Venus. A, final answer. A, final
answer. I gotta scroll down to the answer. Oh,
it didn't give me an answer key for this one.
The host does not know the correct answers. This
game will have to end in suspense. Wait, no,
I should actually be able to ask him. Can you
make an answer key for the ten questions you
just gave me? Okay, what was your answer? I have
an answer key too. Uh, incorrect. Fuck! It's
the birth of Venus. Jesus Christ. Okay. Hit me
back in. Question two. Hit me back in. Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! I've never heard him make that noise
before. Ow! Ow! That fucking hurt, bro. All right,
Casey, get yourself fucking amped. Get yourself
a fucking... There you go. All right. In Greek
mythology. Am I bleeding from my nose? Nope.
It's all that booger sugar you keep doing. Oh,
fuck. In Greek mythology, Casey. Lock in. Lock
in. In Greek mythology, what was the name of
the ferryman who carried the souls of the dead
across the river Styx? Oh, no. Is it A, Hades,
B, Persephone, C, Sharon, or D, Thanatos? Casey,
I can help you with this lifeline. I know this
one. All right. Send it to Tyler for my lifeline.
All right, Tyler. It'll be D. Incorrect. Is it
Hades, actually? It's Cherry. Cherry, yeah. I
don't know. I was thinking about calling Dan,
but you know. Dan, shout out. Going to North
Carolina. Fucking live it up. Enjoy it up. Question
number three for $4 ,000. Hopefully we can bounce
back in here. What is the only letter in the
English alphabet that is not found on a standard
telephone keypad? Is it A? Okay, I'm just going
to say the letters. Oh, Jesus. Just to make it
less complicated. Is it Q, Z, X, or J? What is
the only letter in the English alphabet that
is not found on a standard telephone keypad?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I thought they were
all in there. You got Q, Z, X, and J. Q, O, Z,
final answer. That's not right. Is it Q? It's
Q. Are you fucking kidding me? It is Q. I hate
being on the fucking game show already. The only
reason I knew that is because I remember looking
at my old phone and I saw XYZ on 9. And I'm like,
okay, so it's not... What do you mean? You can't
put a Q on a phone pad? No, because it looks
too much like an O. It says, however, if you
consider a standard 12 -button keypad, 0 through
9, star... So how did we text back in the day?
We didn't have a Q? The letter Q is often the
one left out without being directly mapped to
a number. as p is on seven r and s are on seven
and so on the q and z are the most commonly cited
as missing but q is universally accepted answer
for this trivia i'm going for a redemption okay
coming back in all right it's gonna we're going
back to a chemical question which element has
the chemical symbol of w Is that Tungsten? Tungsten,
final answer. Correct. That was correct. Tungsten's
W. I knew it. You knew I was going to get a chemistry
question. I failed chemistry. Okay. Just keep
riding that momentum because this one's going
to be a tough one. Before becoming famous as
a novelist, what was Kurt Vonnegut's initial
career path? I've heard of this guy. I forget
where I'm from, though. Was it A, advertising
executive, B, journalist, C, car salesman, or
D, funeral home director? Ah, yes. Let me think
about what the guy I've never heard of, his former
career was. Yeah, now you know how I feel. They're
in fucking jeopardy, Casey. It's brutal. What
was the options again? Advertising executive,
journalist, car salesman, or funeral home director?
Well, the only interesting one would be funeral
home director, so I'll go with that. Incorrect.
Okay. Which of these historical figures was never
a Roman emperor? Let me get back into it. Can
I get a hit of your vape? I'm very stressed out.
The host is stressed out about me answering the
questions. There you go. Question letter six.
Question letter six. Which of these historical
figures was never a Roman emperor? A. Nero. B.
Caligula. C. Spartacus. Or D. Commodus. I think
I know. We're going to go with Spartacus' final
answer. Final answer. Final answer. That's correct,
Casey. Yeah. Wasn't Spartacus a fictional character?
It says the explanation it gives is he was a
gladiator and a leader of a slave rebellion against
the Roman Republic. But I knew he wasn't like
the emperor. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Spartacus. Okay.
Ooh, this is a good question. One of you guys
will probably get this. Question seven for $64
,000. The War of Jenkins' Ear was a conflict
primarily. The War of what? Jenkins' Ear. Jenkins'
Ear? You've asked a Jeopardy question about this
before, actually. I have not. I've never heard
of this. You have. I've never heard of this.
I remember because I was saying the same shit
you are. I was like, what the fuck? What do you
mean? But the War of Jenkins' Ear was a conflict
primarily fought between which two European powers?
Is it France and England, Spain and England,
Portugal and Spain, or the Netherlands and France?
Can I get a 50 -50? Okay, you're 50 -50. I'll
give you France and England, or Portugal and
Spain. Well, 90 % of the wars... We gotta go
France and England, because that was the only
thing I asked a Jeopardy question, or a question
about, was... 90 % of the wars... Okay, I'm not
gonna lie, I removed the correct answer. But
I'm gonna say that that was correct, though,
because England was in it. It was Spain and England.
I was just gonna say France and England, because
that's just 90 % of the wars back then. Yeah,
but we'll give it to you. Alright! I guess. Oh
my God, this is going to be a really fucking
hard one for me to say. This is ridiculous. What
is the scientific term? Tyler, wait. How many
questions are left? We have 10 questions. This
is question number eight. I can always make more.
If we get the last three right, we're giving
Tyler another advantage in Jeopardy. Oh my God.
Let's go, Tyler. Let's go. Wait, why does he?
He's on my team. What? Team Tyler. Okay, whatever.
What is the scientific term for the fear of long
words? And I am going to do my best to speak
these. I've seen this before. Yeah, it's something
ridiculous. Well, there's a couple ridiculous
ones, so let me tell you your options first.
A is hippo -to -monstro -sesquipedalia -phobia.
B is sesquipedalophobia, then C, logophobia,
or D, lexophobia. Again, your options are...
It's either A or B. Hippodomonstrosesquipedalophobia,
or sesquipedalophobia, logophobia, or lexophobia.
I know it's super long, so it's either A or B.
I like going with the longest is A. Final answer.
That's correct, Casey. Oh, yes. It is a famously
ironic name for a phobia. Okay. Tyler, you helped
me out on that one. You fucking deserve the advantage.
Let's go. I'm literally not even going to buzz
in once. I'm high as a fucking kite tonight.
It's not even going to happen, but okay. Okay.
Let's fucking go. Which of these musical instruments
is the only one that does not typically use a
reed to produce sound? Oh, come on. This is definitely
a Casey question. Exactly. A, oboe. B, clarinet.
C, flute. Or D, bassoon. Flute, finally. Yeah,
that was a fucking easy one. That's correct.
That's question nine. Give me a Jenkins ear level
question. What the fuck? How's that? We're going
for a million dollars in Tyler's opinion. Actually,
it says question 10 for half a million dollars.
Tyler's fucking entire game hangs in my balance.
We probably should ask it for five more because
this question is only for 500 ,000, Casey. No,
let's send it. Which major world capital is located
on the confluence of the Blue Nile and the White
Nile Rivers? Is it A, Cairo, B, Addis Ababa.
The fuck is Addis Ababa? The fuck did you just
say? Addis Ababa. It's A -B -A -B -A. Okay? It's
Ababa. I don't know what to tell you. Addis Ababa?
C. Khartoum. Or D. Nairobi. Again. Let me get
that. Which major world capital is located on
the confluence of the Blue Nile and the White
Nile rivers? Options. Cairo. Addis Ababa, Khartoum,
and Nairobi. It's either Nairobi or Cairo, Casey.
I don't know which one it is, though. Nairobi,
that's not in Egypt. That's not by the Nile River,
though, so that's not it. That's the capital
of, like, some other country. Yeah, but those
are the two that I narrowed it down to, so it's
probably Cairo. Can I use my phone a friend?
You can use your phone a friend. Yes, you can.
We're calling Don Juan for this question. Hopefully
we can get him on the line here. I don't think
we're getting them. Your call has been forwarded
to voicemail. Alright, Casey. Cairo, Addis Ababa,
Khartoum, Nairobi. Obviously, Cairo is the one
that everybody knows. It's either Cairo or Nairobi.
Cairo is the capital of the largest city. So,
we know that the Nile is on. Cairo. But we don't
know if that's where it meets. I don't think
it's fucking Hubbub at all. And what was the
other one? Cartoon. I've never heard of that
place either. And you said it's a world capital?
Which major world capital is located? Don Juan's
in the fucking recording studio today. God damn.
Alright, we're gonna go with Cairo. Final answer.
Final answer. That is incorrect, Casey. Oh, Jesus.
It was Khartoum. It is the capital of Sudan.
Sudan's a fucking fake place. God damn it. That
place ain't even fucking real. I think it's safe
to say that being on, uh, you know, the game
show is more stressful than I make it out to
be. Yeah. And we just clock in and just sign
up for it week after week. So Tyler, this is
going to be a pretty easy W for you. I'm not
going to lie. I don't think I'm probably even
going to buzz in tonight. So dude, we were, but
before that we were fucking talking about in
the chat, right? What's like the, Most fucking
oblivious you've been just getting fucking signals
from a fucking chick. Oh, yeah. So I have two
stories on this one. So the first one was I got
this. I got the text thing here because I said
it best through text. I feel like. Yeah, you
were like you're completely fucking oblivious
to advances. Yeah. So I got one here that said.
The first one that I got was a chick came up
to me at a party and she goes, hey, you know,
wouldn't it be weird if we just kissed right
now? And I go, that's a weird thing to say out
of nowhere. And I'm like, Tyler, you were fucking
right there. You literally had the bag in your
hands and you dumped it out on the floor and
took a shit on it. One of my favorites was when
I was 18, 19. I got the text from a girl that
I was talking with and she was like, hey, Tyler,
my parents left for the weekend. If you want
to come over, I can't. Final Fantasy seven remake
came out. I got to play that. And then she never
talked to me again after that. I'm like, oh,
I could have had sex there. Oh, right. That's.
Because in my brain at the time, I'm like, why
would I want to hang out with her? That's fucking
stupid. Final Fantasy VII came out and I'm like,
oh, I could have had sex with her. Fuck. Fucking
Final Fantasy, bro. That's a good game. I don't
really think I have too many stories about me
being oblivious. I would know when it was happening.
What did Dan say? I'll read it out. I would always
know when it was happening, but I would just...
gaslight myself into having no confidence to
do anything about it or i would just like not
act on it because i didn't like them i was always
very fucking weird so this is dan's one what
he said so in place of dan i'll read it for him
so he says i like this girl one time this i like
this girl named uh we'll just call her b when
i was 19 and my one friend who was who was hanging
out with her called me and said hey what are
you doing and i'm like ah sleeping i have to
go to work at 4 a .m and she's like you should
come hang out. B's here. He should come and hang
out. And then Brianna... I said it. Nobody knows
who that is. Yelled in the background, I just
need some fucking dick. And he goes, nah, I got
to work in the morning still. Ouch. Damn, that
was a bad one. I think the closest I can come
to that was I was in a physics class and this
girl's like, let me just come out to your car.
Let me suck your dick real quick. I'm like, because
I was trying to fucking bang her friend, her
lab partner, who actually ended up becoming my
girlfriend. And I was like, eh, nah. I was like,
damn, fuck, I fucked that up. There's another
one where I fumbled, and this was like, I could
have had sex way earlier than I did if I fucking
just picked up on the fucking things here. She's
like, hey, there's a thing we could go camping
here, just me and you, you know? And I'm like...
Yeah, I don't think you're experienced enough
to go overnight camping, man. She's just like,
no, but you'd be there with me and we could,
you know, just hang out at night in the tent
together. And I'm like, and she's like, but,
and I'm like, all right. And then I'm like, just
bring your gear. She's like, but I don't have
a sleeping bag. And I go, then we're not going
fucking camping. That's not how this fucking
works. And then fucking 10 years down the line,
I'm like, oh, fuck. She said she doesn't have.
of sleeping bag because he wanted to sleep in
mine oh but like like my fucking you know 16
year old brain was like Then fuck, we're not
going camping if you're not prepared. Are you
slow? Are you slow? Do you even have the slightest
inkling of what would happen if you went out
there without a sleeping bag? You'd be cold.
You'd be cold all night and you'd want my sleeping
bag. And I'm not giving it to you. That's completely
inappropriate. Why would I give you my sleeping
bag? No, no, we actually got there. And she goes,
I didn't bring my sleeping bag. And I go, then
we're going home. I'll tell you how this works.
I'm going to sleep in my sleeping bag. And you
can either go home or sleep without one. I don't
know what to tell you. What are you going to
do? Fucking sleep with me? What am I, gay? That
one was really funny because I was like, oh,
I brought all my gear, but I forgot my sleeping
bag. I'm like, then we'll just go home. Like
it was like, it's a crucial piece of equipment.
That's you've ruined this week. Fucking pop off.
She was like, I forgot my entire set of clothes.
Like how fucking could you? You stupid. Oh, I'm
just wearing a fucking car. Bring you home. I'm
just wearing this trench coat. I didn't have
a forgot my clothes. And I'm just like, yeah,
that's stupid. Are you dumb? You're not very
good at this. Are you? I told you you're not
good at camping. That was just the stupid shit.
I was like, I didn't bring my sleeping bag. I'm
like, well, we'll just go home then because you
can't sleep without a sleeping bag. And I'm like,
fuck. She's trying to have sex with me. Right.
Fuck. All right, let's get to it. Oh, God. Welcome
back to Jeopardy. I'm your host, Chester Pennington.
I'm here with your heat time winner. The Ocho!
Alleyback! Your reigning champion, in case anyone
was wondering. Reigning champion. What do we
got? 34 time winner? 35? I don't know. He's 35.
35 time winner, Tyler. Boom! Yeah, I'm the Tom
Brady, I get it. People hate me for that. You
did not win the advantage in Who Wants to Be
a Millionaire. For last time, Dan's getting a
penalty for blatantly cheating Jeopardy. Asking
AI what would be the ideal bet that he could
bet Ally Mac in the last one. Dan, your penalty
is that Ally Mac and Tyler both get an advantage.
You both have a steal of a daily double. Where
if one person gets it wrong... Wait, wait, wait.
This shouldn't go into effect until he's here.
Let's do it again. Yeah, we're gonna do that.
It's not a penalty for him. And you're giving
both of us an advantage in a game just against
one another. Now he knows how fucked he is. I
like it. Alright. Yeah, and you got it coming.
Alright. Technical difficulties. Categories.
You got the Outer Planets. You got the what?
The Outer Planets. Okay. 4x4. Triple O's. Night
Train. Columbus. Or Coulombs. I'm sorry. And
First Name Countries. Ally Mac you one last time.
None of these categories are good. Outer planets
for 1 ,000. 1 ,000. This colorfully named region
of Jupiter produces wind speeds up to 268 miles
per hour. I know what it is. What is the red
spot? The red spot. Yeah, it is. I was going
to call it the red storm. See, that's like a
question that I would have got any other day
of the week. Uh, Tyler. Can you tell me what
the other categories are again? Uh, the other
planets. 4x4, triple O's, night train, coulombs,
and first name countries. Fuck it, we'll go with
night train, I guess, because all the rest of
these suck. The fuck is a coulomb? 200. The atmospheric
phenomenon... This atmospheric phenomenon causes
the sky to stay light well into the night in
places above the anti... in places above the
Arctic Circle. What is the Coriolis effect? No.
That's the spinning of the Earth. I know, I know.
The phenomenon causes the sky to stay light well
until the night. What the fuck does... Oh, night.
N -I -T -H -T. Wait, what? Oh, what's the category?
Night Train. Night Train. This atmospheric phenomenon
closes the sky. Fucking Coriolis! You fucking
dumbass Allymac! Jesus Christ. I always forget
that there's a fucking category. The sky just
stays in places well into the Arctic Circle.
Northern Lights, final answer. No. Fuck it. I'm
kidding. That'd be the Midnight Sun. Wow, that's
great. Because these categories are good. Can
we drop? Wait, you got $1 ,000 actually. How
much do I have currently? $1 ,000. How do I have
$1 ,000? Because you got the $1 ,000 question,
right? Oh, that was a $1 ,000 question? Yeah,
it was a fucking stupid $1 ,000 question. And
I'm really mad at myself for not getting it because
I knew it. 200. Summer Nights is a duet from
this 1978 musical film set in the 1950s. That's
bullshit. That's such a fucking easy one. Wait,
what was the question again? Summer Nights is
a duet from this 1978 musical film. What is,
uh, Grease? Yeah. That's such a fucking layup
of a question. Jesus Christ. How much did he
wager? Just 200. I'm gonna jump off a bridge.
Tyler's pick. I want to go 82, drive off this
bridge with you. Knights for the next one. Knights
for the next one. 600. This nocturnal marsupial
is known for playing dead when threatened. I
know that too. Possum, yeah. Why did I say I
know that instead of buzzing? You know that song,
Possum Kingdom? It's about playing dead? No,
it's about murdering a girl behind a fucking
shack. Oh. But, yeah, I guess we're going with
that. 800. This natural phenomenon, also known
as the Northern Lights, causes parts of the sky
to glow at night near the poles. What is it,
Roroborealis? Yeah, boy. I knew that one, too.
I was literally about to buzz in. Was thinking
if it was late I figured you didn't know that
so I was giving myself a little bit of time there
1000 this military term refers to moving troops
or vehicles under cover of darkness to avoid
detection. I Mean there's a lot of words What's
what's this category before I train my train
What is incognito I don't fucking know that would
be night ops You got outer planets four by four
triple O's Coulombs, first name countries. Coulombs,
I guess. Tyler, if you need to phone a friend,
just give me a call. I'm over here. 200. In physics,
the coulomb is the standard unit of measurement
of this. Yeah, I'm not going to get this. Nope.
No fucking way. Electric charge. Wow, yeah. Great
job, Casey. We'll do countries. For 100 or whatever.
First name countries for 200. This central African...
What is Chad? Yes. Yeah, baby! It's the only
one I know. This central African country might
ask if you even lift, bro. I'm fucking glad I
got one. All right. Do that, but for 1 ,000,
I guess. For 1 ,000? Just off of that? You're
just like, fuck it. 1 ,000. This female named...
Can't decide if it wants to be a country or a
US state. Country or a US state? This female
name can't decide if it wants to be a country
or a US state. What is Panama? Probably not.
No. What is Alaska? What? What is Alaska? I'm
timing you out. Georgia. What? But it is a U
.S. state. It's a country, too. Oh, right. That's
a fucking stupid way to ask that, I think. I
was thinking Puerto Rico, because, you know...
But that's masculine, though, because N's in
an O. That was the first thought I had. Yeah,
and then they said, like, female. Yeah. I agree,
Tyler. It's a pretty stupid fucking category.
All the categories are stupid this time. Let's
do... What's the Katoom? What's the name of that
one? Coolums? Yeah, let's do Coolums. 400. For
a thousand. For a thousand, bitch. Oh, okay.
1 ,000. The chemical element nemodium was called
this in America until 1949 when its name was
changed to the European title. Yeah, time that
out quick. That's not... It's not getting answered.
What is Columbium? Oh, yeah, we know that. Columbia,
it's called Coulombs. Coulombs. Wow, that's fucking
awesome. I don't even know how that's spelled,
okay? It's C -O -O -L -U -M -B -S. You even said
Columbus before when you were announcing the
categories. You didn't even know what the fuck
it was. It's called Coulombs or Coulombs. How
is it spelled, Casey? C -O -L -U -M -B -S. Yeah,
well, this category is fucking impacting my colon,
so I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it. 600.
600. Might as well fucking throw this out the
window. I cannot believe I'm saying this, but
I'm wagering 1 ,000. You can wage up to 2 ,000,
actually. I'm wagering $2 ,000. How can you wager
up to 2 ,000? Because you got negative 1 ,000.
Once you get negative 1 ,000, you can wager double
what you have. I am going to use this to win
everything next game. This Ivy League university
is located in Manhattan, New York. Oh, fuck you.
Don't worry. I don't know it. What's the one?
Does it start with a C? Tyler, help me out. The
category is columns. I know it. Can I steal?
Wait, no, I had it in my head, but now you guys
didn't want to take the steel this round You
want to wait for damn? Well, yeah, the steel
was on a table. Yeah No, no, I fucking had it
before Cole um Cole um, how's that Cole? I'm
spelled See you col UMBS Colmo Driscoll. The
Colmo Driscoll University. No. Fucking, uh...
I mean, I was gonna say, like, I don't know,
like, fucking Columboid. The word Cortland keeps
popping up in my head, but I don't see how that
aligns with Colum... Fucking stupid -ass fucking
category. I know it. Can I say it when he gets
it wrong? What is the... Fucking it's called
column. Yeah Just let me cook for like 10 more
seconds just really let me wallow in what the
fuck Let's go sub pump some Bob fuck yeah Tyler,
help me out here. I can't help you out because
then you'll get a thousand points. If you bet
like 200 points, I'd tell you. Fucking look it
up on my phone right now. Dude, sub pump's going
nuts. I know. How much fucking water is this
thing sucking up? The water is basement floods
all the time. I know. Ivy League New York School.
Think about the Ivy Leagues, Allie Mack. I know.
There's, like, Harvard. There's, like, Yale.
Yep. Isn't it SUNY Cortland? Isn't that one of
them? Cortland is one of them. There's UPenn.
Stanford, I think, is Ivy League. I'm not sure,
though. I think so. Is Stanford Ivy League? Did
you know Stanford was actually started by a guy
from one of them? Isn't like NYU? No? Maybe.
I don't know. I'm trying to think of all the
Ivy League schools. I'd go with Portland, I guess.
That's not Columbo. It starts with a C. Casey,
if it's Cortland, I will shoot you in the face.
Well, it's got Column in it, so maybe it's someplace
I've never heard. The University of Columbus.
What's your answer final answer what I just said
that's stupid fucking thing which doesn't exist
oh no Columbia You hate to see it So, how often
does your basement flood? Because that fucking
thing is pumping out a shit ton of water there.
That probably goes off every, like, 40 minutes.
Yeah, but a copious amount of water comes out.
Well, yeah, it's fucking groundwater that's soaked
into the... You know, this is... I know how a
sump pump works. Six feet below ground. Did you
know it was a sump pump? I always thought it
was a sub pump. Sub? I thought it was a sump
pump, like S -U -M. No, it's S -U -M -B pump.
No, it's sump. No, it's S -U -M -P. No, it's
S -U -M -B. Look it up. No, it's a sump pump.
No, it's a sump pump. No, it's a sump pump. It's
a sump pump. That was a sump pump with a P. It's
not a sump pump. It's a sump pump. No, it's definitely
a sump pump. You want to wager 1 ,000 Jeopardy
points for this? No, I just looked it up. Wait,
let me hit the buzzer. Damn, Alibaba's getting
1 ,000 points back. No, he's not. Ty, you can
pick next. You got The Outer Planets, 4x4. Triple
O's, Columns, and first name countries. Countries?
Yeah. I have a way to spice this game up. If
I accurately predict to the minute the next time
the sump pump fires, I win. To the minute? To
the minute. If you get on the minute, I'll give
it to you, Ally Beck. Tyler would still get his
win. You're still going to get a win, but I get
a win if I get the sump pump right. All right.
I'm going to guess. 1251. 1251. I don't think
we'll be here then. Jesus. We'll be here. Well,
I don't think it goes off all that frequently.
We'll see. We got first name countries for 400.
This Central American country might go by Sal
for short. South American country? Yeah. Central
American. No. Wait, what? Ask the question again?
This Central American country might go by Sal
for short. Sal? What is El Salvador? Yeah. I
didn't even hear what you fucking said the first
time. Jesus. 600. I mean, I'm still holding the
buzzer. This Middle Eastern country shares a
border... What is Iran? No. Shit. This Middle
Eastern country shares a border with Iraq, Syria,
and Israel, and a name... What is... Key and
Peel Star. What is Jordan? Fuck! Fuck! You were
a split second. You're a douche. Why do I always
show up to this place fucked up? Damn. Literally
whenever I'm sober, I contend for a win. I get
fucked up and then I get angry. What the fuck?
Countries. Countries. 800. Ironically, part of
this West African country's name is usually given
to basic white girls. No, I don't think so. Sierra
Leone. Yeah. That's not a very basic name. No,
Sierra is, though. Yeah. You got Outer Planets,
4x4, Triple O's, Columns. Let's just go with
Column again. Call them Old Bristol. 400, Musical
Duo, 21 Pilots. Call this Midwest City, their
hometown. What is Columbus? There you go. Fuck
my life, man. Ohio is a bad place. Do you still
have any Columns that are left? Any Columns?
Yeah, 800. Eric Harrison, Dylan Klebold. What
is Columbine? Perpetrator. I didn't get it until
Klebold. You have me beat there. You got Outer
Planets, 4x4, Triple O's. Fucking Triple O, I
guess. 200. The Abrahamic religions recognize
this man, the son of David, and... I don't know.
Keep going. And Bathsheba as a prophet. The Abrahamic
religions recognize this man, the son of David,
and Bathsheba as a prophet. Yeah. How many points
is this worth? 200. What is Moses? No. That's
why I'm like, is there three O's? No, that's
Solomon. Ah, fuck! Solomon. Fuck! I guess continue
with O. 400 in 1987 cyberpunk movie and the franchise
it spawned explores themes of corporate greed
and militarization of technology This 1987 cyberpunk
movie That'd be RoboCop corporations that's got
three in it Oh 600 this Soviet Soviet diplomat
negotiated a non -aggression pact with the Nazis
this Soviet diplomat negotiated a non -aggression
pact with the Nazis though is better remembered
for a fiery weapon named after him Who is Molotov?
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I guess we'll keep
going with O's because we're not going to get
it. 800. You got 4 ,200. I will bet. How much
does he have? Negative 3 ,600. What the fuck
do you think I have? What the fuck do you think
I have, Tyler? I've been buzzing in for the memes
for this entire fucking game. Negative 1 ,600
he has? Negative 3 ,600. I'll just bet 1 ,000.
Making a true daily double. Come on. True daily
double. No, I'm doing 1 ,000. 1 ,000. In mythology
and fantasy, it's a creature with only one foot.
In modern parlance, it's a single staff or pole
used to support a camera. A staff that supports
a camera? Yeah. In mythology and fantasy, it's
a creature with only one foot. In modern parlance,
it's a single staff or pole used to support a
camera. Three O's. I think I know it. If you
don't guess it, I'll guess it. I know I don't
get points, but... I'm trying to think of a...
Not tripod, that's sort of my original thought.
Monopod? That's what I would guess. He says monopod.
Oh my god, that's right. I'm like, it's not a
tripod. Well, that's what I said. It's like it's
one, so. Oh, mono, two O's, and then pod one.
Oh, pod has it. Oh, yeah. Monopod. Yep. Alright,
I guess we'll continue on with that. Triple O's,
1 ,000. This city's CN tower looks similar to
Toronto. There you go You got the outer planets
and four by four four by four 200 fucking the
rat 200 in Yankee Stadium, it's 314 feet down
the right field line from home plate What's what's
the question In Yankee Stadium, it is 314 feet
down the right field line from home plate. What's
the fucking category? Like, what are you asking?
Four by four. I don't, what is first base? No.
I had no fucking idea what you're asking me.
You just told it, you said a statement at me.
What the fuck are you... Dude, this game is so
fucking trash. And the worst part is, is that
because it's Yankee Stadium, I probably know
the answer. I have no fucking idea what you're
asking me. Time it the fuck out. Time it out.
What in Yankee Stadium is 314 feet away from
the right field line from home plate? But you
just said home plate. No, no, what's 314 feet
away from home plate on the right field line?
The foul pole? Foul pole, that's right. What
the fuck is that? How is that 4x4? Wait. What
the fuck does that even mean? These categories
aren't real, Casey. You're just making shit up.
You're just speaking things at me. I'm going
to figure out why that's a question, and we'll
get back to it. Jesus Christ! Why is that a 4x4?
Wait, 4x4? Let me figure this out. No, okay,
keep going. Do I need to multiply it by 4? Wait,
wait, wait. Casey, can I get your vape? This
game is stressing me out now. Wait, let me look
at the other questions in this category. Oh,
you know what it is? It's two words. Each of
them have four letters. That's gay. So I like
that I said foul pole. You think Joe Rogan has
sucked a cock before? Probably. I think so. Casey,
can I please get your vape? Yeah, here you go.
I'm fiending now. I guess we'll do more four
by four. Yeah, it's two words with four letters.
What the fuck? Fucking stupid as shit. Uh, 400
on Saturday live. It usually ends with live from
New York. It's Saturday night. What is cold open?
Yes. You said it ends. Yeah. Oh yeah. The cold
open ends. Okay. Jesus Christ. I'm too fucking
high for this. I was like picturing the credits
running down at the end. Fuck. I would have had
that one. It's four by four, so it was C -O -L
-D. No, I know. I understand that. I thought
he was referring to the end of the episode, but
they only say Saturday night in the beginning.
I'm being stupid. Hear that? That's all the money
that you never had. 600. Dan. 600. You can take
a break after telling me which Dave Brubeck quartet
track is the biggest selling jazz song of all
time. No, you're not going to get this. Just
time it out. Take five. 800. In Top Gun, Tom
Skurant's character was Viper. It was Call Sign.
Call Sign, yeah. I was confused by the wording
of that. I'm like... Yeah. I wish I didn't buzz
in for the memes a bunch of times. Now I might
actually be in the positive if I did. 1 ,000.
In Boise, Idaho, it is 2 -0 -8. Boise, Idaho?
Yeah. 4 -5? In Boise, Idaho, it is 2 -0 -8. 4
-5? What? It's four by four, five and four both
have four letters. I'm just taking pot shots,
Casey. No. The area code. Oh, I thought it was
a zip code and I was trying to give the remaining
two numbers. All right, you have the outer planets.
No, I don't, but let's go. 200. Jupiter is made
up mostly of these gases. The first two elements
on the periodic table. What is carbon and hydrogen?
Oh, no. Time it the fuck out, Casey. This is
getting out of hand. Hydrogen and helium. I was
about to say helium, but we timed it out because
Tyler requested it. kind of pissed me off actually
because that was that was gonna be my next one
because we covered it last time and we said that
helium was first on it because it had the lowest
fucking density but you didn't give me the time
to fucking buzz in and I proved that I fucking
knew it you son of a bitch this is gay I should
get points for that I didn't even get time to
fucking buzz in which are hard to come by you
haven't been buzzing in you've just been saying
the answer well yeah I'm only answering questions
that you don't know and I'm getting them wrong
too so what's it matter 400. This planet's 98
degree tilt is nothing to joke about. What is
Uranus? There you go. Uranus. Treat it with some
fucking respect. I know I just called it Uranus,
but be better than me. 600. This planet has the
greatest... I'm going to talk down to you for
my high planetary horse right now. 600 at this
point. Can this be the daily quadruple, please?
Oh, sure. No! Yeah, I wager negative 4 ,000 to
turn that into positive 4 ,000. I don't think
that's going to save me from the negative. Tell
me what, Ellie Mac. We'll get you 200. You answer
this question right and you win. We'll get you
2 ,000 in the positive if we, which still, by
the way, is not within half of Tyler. We'll get
you 2 ,000 in the positive if you answer this
question right. Okay. This planet has the greatest
number of moons with 274 confirmed. That's insane.
What is Jupiter? He says Jupiter. Big jupe. What
is Saturn? Saturn, yeah. Alright. Finally for
800. Big jube. Alright, I need the daily octuple
now this time. This windy, dark, blue planet
was the first discovered using mathematics. What
is Neptune? Oh, yeah. Fucking space boy. I missed
the red spot earlier, though. That's like the
biggest gimme. I wasn't settled in yet. I went
big and fucking ate it. I would have locked in
if I got $1 ,000 off the rip in this game, too.
I would have been fucking stupid. Well, Alex
got negative $1 ,200. Todd's got $5 ,600. All
right, so because it's negative, I need to double
it to get into the positive. So, Casey, I will
be betting negative. 2 ,400 to return to the
positive. I'm betting it all negatively and also
double. I don't even know what's happening anymore.
What's the category? There's a very complex game
of mathematics going on behind the scenes, Tyler.
Don't concern yourself with it. He says fucking
general knowledge. Category is geology. Geology.
It's been geography for the past like six episodes.
Geology. It should be potent potables. Potent
potables. That's the question, Casey. Ali Mack,
if you get this right, I'll give you a tie with
Tyler. Okay. What? This U .S. state has more
active volcanoes than the other 49 combined.
Can I just say my answer out loud? I'll wait
till Tyler senses. Yeah. Actually, I don't know
if that's, I know what you just said. If you
already submitted your answer, did you? I'm pretty
sure it's wrong and I'll give my reasoning behind
it too. So he sent his in. Hold on. Let me get
to, uh, Tyler's answer. Tyler says Hawaii. That's
wrong. You only bet $1, though. All right. $55
.99. All right. The chance to tie it, Ali Mack.
What's the state? It's not Hawaii. Well, I knew
it wasn't Hawaii, and the reason why is because
that's over a moving tectonic plate. It's really
just one volcano, which makes the islands. Just
based off of, like, landmass alone, I'm tempted
to go with Alaska here. I feel like they probably
got some volcanoes there for some reason. But,
like, I don't really know what states have them.
Can I give you a second answer, but it won't
give me the points? Because it's $1 anyways.
After you give me the answer. We'll see. I wish
I had Dan here so I could ask him to fucking
get it through AI. If you get this right, Ally
Mac, the next... It'll be a tie. The next game
will be two... worth two wins. This is fake shit.
There's no way that I should lose this. This
is all fucking made -up fucking Casey nonsense.
Is it on a coast, Casey? Can you tell me that?
You can't fucking grill me about the fucking
answer. What is California? Lock it in. Oh, Jesus
Christ. No, what is Alaska? That's what I meant
to say. Too late. I meant to say Alaska. It was
Alaska. What? I said Alaska and you gave me all
these dismissive looks. No, you said California.
You let me into California because you fucking
looked at me with shrugs when I said Alaska.
Tyler said I would be cheating anyway. Well,
it's not cheating. And the way I see it, I tied.
And my next win will be worth four. So... Good
job, Ellie Mac. Casey, go fuck yourself. When
you say these things, you need to watch your
facial expressions. When I say Alaska and you
go... And you look down at the ground and all
fucking depressed and go, oh shit, okay, I guess
it's not Alaska. I'm trying not to react. Yeah,
you're fucking horrible at it. I'm actually good.
I actually think I'm good. That's why I'm good
at poker. Casey, you're not good at poker. You
want to fucking bet, Tyler? Send that bitch to
the wheel. Oh, man. Tyler wins again. Six. Seven.
Allie Mac's coming sober next episode, and he's
going to fucking win it, and he's going to count
as four. Because Tyler has too many. You were
out against me, and Dan has a penalty to pay
me. Damn. You fucking misleading, conniving cunt.
I know. That was so close. I literally said Alaska.
You almost said Alaska. Locked it in. No, I did
say Alaska, you piece of shit. I said based off
of landmass alone, I would have to imagine it
would probably be like Alaska. And then this
motherfucker looks at the ground with a small
smirk on his face. How many volcanoes does Alaska
have? A bunch, probably. It's pretty big. It
has like a fucking ship. That's how all the Aleutian
Islands were made, actually. That's great, Casey.
Put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Approximately 140 volcanoes in Alaska have been
active in the last two million years. Yeah, that's
what I said. I think in Hawaii, there's only
like... Fucking Wonder 2. You know, I got to
play fucking Cyberpunk again. I don't even know
how my fucking plug talk, dude. Oh, did you hear
that? Edgerunners is getting a sequel? No. Yeah.
Oh, shit. They're all dead, though. It might
be a prequel. They just said it's like a continuation
of Edgerunners somehow. So maybe it's David's
kid. That'd be kind of cool. Does he have a kid?
It's implied that Lucy's pregnant at the end.
Oh. I forgot that whole show. My fucking girl,
Lucy. Oh, I love Lucy so much. Fuck Rebecca.
She's a cunt. I liked Rebecca. I like the crazy
ones. I like the ice queen. I don't even know
how my plug talk. Huh? What? Skrrt. Skrrt. I'm
a boss, I'm a boss. Alright. Grab my spaceship.
Dude, you gotta get the ambulance simulator,
dude. Dude, fucking... I don't... I don't want
to even play that game. I know. I should get
it now since I'm out. I'll be like, just like
old times. Well, Casey can't buy anything because
he keeps giving his fucking credit card information
out to everybody. I'll play Police Sim and Flight
Sim, but I'm not going to fucking play Ambulance
Sim. Why aren't you going to play Ambulance Sim?
I actually just downloaded Firefighting Simulator.
I was playing it. You got to get the trilogy,
dude. You got to get Ambulance. Wait, there's
one that's on fucking PlayStation that's free
with PlayStation Plus. And if it's cross -platform,
we absolutely need to play that game. Is it an
ambulance or is it a police simulator? It's a
firefighter one. No, there's some firefighter.
I think it's called firefighter simulator. It's
not bad. It's just really fucking whacker. I
feel like the police simulator is also super
whacker if you're a cop. Yeah, they just added
state troopers and you can be like a highway
patrol. Do you get the hat? Yeah. Nice. No, that's
a bad joke. I'm not going to say that. Dude,
I always love the trooper hats. They're cool.
Did you know that the trooper uniform for New
York State is actually thread by thread done
black and white, like back and forth? That's
why it looks like that weird gray. It's great,
yeah. No, it's because the strands are black
and white, like, alternating. So each of the
strands of it is a black and white strand. So
that's what makes it that weird gray color that
you don't really see on anything else. It's because,
literally, it's black and white, like, sewn together.
Yeah, Casey, what the fuck do you know about
thread count, dude? What the fuck was I thinking
about the fucking threads on straight truth?
What are you talking about? It's not gray, Casey.
You thought it was just gray? I was a huge whacker
for the New York State Police when I was a kid.
I learned everything about them. It was crazy.
But you'd rather have a higher paying job than
be on the state troopers. Yeah, I probably would.
I'm making more money than a trooper does. Exactly.
It's pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. Pretty
cool. We doubt we'll see you next week because
I think probably the nukes are going to fly within
the next probably five days. Chicken little.
This is our last transmission. Bro, we're going
live on the podcast and fucking Israel is attacking
Iran. Israel is attacking Iran. We are fucked,
bro. The Middle East is a crisis episode. A crisis
episode that, you know, the countries that have
been fighting forever are continuing to fight.
Wow, Casey. End of the world scenario. End of
the world. Skrrt. Why the fuck do you hate living
so much? You're just like, everything's gone.
I'm just being realistic. You're not being realistic.
You're being paranoid, you fucking mongoloid.
Well, I mean. When you get fucking crispy. You
look like fucking Paul Blart right now. When
your fucking bones melt and turn to, you know,
fucking 460 degrees, you won't be saying that.
My organs aren't going to melt and I'm not going
to be at 460 degrees. Well, I mean, you won't
be there to tell me about it. I will in the afterlife.
I'll be like, and I will tell you, God's real,
too, in the afterlife. If we die... I'll be like,
great, God's real, but fucking Russia knocked,
fucking dropped a nuclear bomb on my fucking
ass. It won't be your problem anymore. Yeah,
you'll be dead. And then I'll be like, I'll get
there and be like, I fucking told you! Like,
we're just sitting there waiting to be like,
I told you it was real! Like, where's Ali Mac?
Oh, my God. He bailed out to that house he was
talking about. Just look at me emaciated in a
basement like 80 years old. And I want to haunt
you. No, I see my friends. No. Oh, no, it's them.
It was like. Hey. Skrrt. Skrrt. I don't even
know how the fuck my plug talks. Oh. And he goes,
skrrt. And you're like emaciated 80 -year -old
man. Skrrt. You're like, honey, get back inside.
Tyler and Casey are torturing us. Skrrt. They're
here for their haunting. All right, friends,
don't trust the government. Send an email, by
the way. Send an email. Always trust the government.
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Skrr. Skrr. As always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other. Fuck off! Where's the we out?
I've just come from my office, and it's kind
of a great time of the year in the summer. My
family comes up. My son and daughter -in -law
and grandson are coming up because we were going
to the White House picnic, but I've just been
told that I've been uninvited from the picnic.
I think I'm the first senator in the history
of the United States to be uninvited to the White
House picnic. The White House is owned by the
taxpayers. We all are members of it. Every Democrat
will be invited. Every Republican will be invited,
but I will be the only one disallowed to come
on the grounds of the White House. I just find
this incredibly petty. I mean, I have been, I
think, nothing but polite to the president. I
have been an intellectual opponent, a public
policy opponent, and he's chosen now to uninvite
me from the picnic. And to say my grandson can't
come to the picnic. The level of immaturity is
beyond words. I've been here long enough that
if anybody has ever followed me, I've been a
critic of Obama. I've been a critic of Biden.
I've been a critic of the previous Trump. But
always in a, I think, a reasonable fashion, a
long policy. So they've decided they want to
declare war on my family and exclude us from
the White House. And I just think it's incredibly
petty. And I hope someone will ask them some
questions about how they've decided to sink to
this step. What was the explanation given to
you? No explanation. We're just not welcome.
But you have to get a ticket. And we've always
gotten tickets. I mean, I've been to 10 White
House picnics. There's like Easter egg rolls.
There's picnics. This is for for Congress. And
I think what's particularly galling about it
is I don't know if this came from the president
on down. Let's hope not. But if not, it's coming
from his petty staffers who have been running
a sort of a paid influencer campaign against
me for two weeks on Twitter. If you look at my
Twitter, it's just. gobs and gobs of these people
we know they're being paid because the white
house uh someone has told us that the white house
called them from the white house and offered
them money to attack me online so we have that
and now we're uninvited to the picnic and it's
like I don't know. It's just incredibly petty,
and it shows that, look, I'm arguing from a true
belief and worry that our country is mired in
debt and getting worse, and they choose to react
by uninviting my grandson to the picnic. I don't
know. I just think it really makes me lose a
lot of respect I once had for Donald Trump. on
the bill because of the debt limit increase that
was included in it. But hypothetically, they
could change that and get you to a yes. Does
this make you less likely to get to a yes? Well,
when they tell you your grandson can't come to
a picnic at the White House that all of Congress
is allowed to come to, I don't know, just that
was such a pettiness. But they have shown over
the last week they don't care about my vote at
all. Because I've told them I can and would vote
for the bill if the debt ceiling were taken off
of it. So conceivably, there might be some situation
in which they needed my vote. Instead, they have
decided to try to attack my character. They've
misdirected people saying he's a Democrat, he's
for open borders, and all this craziness online.
Because I think I'm having some effect with the
argument on the debt, having effect that we have
a $2 trillion deficit this year. They like to
blame it on Democrats, but guess what? Spending
levels right now are Republican spending levels.
If they vote to raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion,
the debt will be the responsibility of Republicans.
And so how do they choose to respond? They're
afraid of what I'm saying, so they think they're
going to punish me. I can't go to the picnic
as if somehow that's going to make me more conciliatory.
So it's silly in a way. But it's also just really
sad that this is what it's come to. But petty
vindictiveness like this, I don't know, it makes
you wonder about the quality of people you're
dealing with. How much of your family was disinvited?
How many people were supposed to come? My son
and daughter -in -law and my grandson are coming
up on a flight, and they would be here in the
morning, and then we'd go there tomorrow afternoon,
and my wife and I. We've been, we probably have
been every year. President Obama didn't disinvite
us. The former President Trump didn't disinvite
us. Biden didn't disinvite us. And we always
did this. You know, you'll hear people around
town say, oh, I'm not going to the Christmas
party because President Obama's White House.
It's our White House. It's the Americans' White
House. We all pay for it. And we've always gone
to the Christmas parties, whether it was a Republican
or a Democrat. We've gone to the egg roll. We
like the stuff. We like going to celebrate stuff
in our nation's capital with our family. And
I don't know. It's just, I think, a really sad
day that this is the level of warfare they've
stooped to. But it's also not very effective.
It probably has the opposite result. You know,
it doesn't make me have a real warm, fuzzy feeling
for the White House that they're telling my family
can't come to the White House. So, I don't know.
I'm just disappointed more than anything. What
do you say about Trump's character, in your opinion?
From working over there. Casually talking about
getting rid of habeas corpus. Habeas corpus is
when a tyrant throws someone in jail. They can
plead to a lawyer who says, show me the body.
You have to prove why someone's put in jail.
It's one of the most fundamental rights we have.
And the same people that are directing this campaign
are the same people that casually would throw
out parts of the Constitution and suspend habeas
corpus. So I think what it tells it, they don't
like hearing me say stuff like that. And so they
want to quiet me down, and it hasn't worked.
And so they're going to try to attack me and
they're going to try to destroy me in other ways
and then do petty little things like social occasions
or whatever. But, you know, it probably will
not work. It probably will not make me cow down
or bend to their will. You're talking about Stephen
Miller. Do you think Stephen Miller uninvited
you from the White House? I don't know. I think
that it's somebody. If that's the truth, I'm
a big boy and we can go have a picnic in another
park. We can go to the mall. But it's just really
kind of sad that this is where we are and that
they think that this is somehow in their prerogative
to sort of... I mean, literally every Democrat
is invited. Every Republican is invited. And
to say that my family is no longer welcome, kind
of sad, actually. My grandson has a Make America
Great hat. My son and daughter -in -law, they
like Donald Trump. I like Donald Trump. But when
they want to act this way, it's where they begin
to lose a lot of America who just wonders, why
does everything have to descend to this level?
Why can't anything be more? eyebrow and more
of an intellectual discussion where we have a
disagreement, but it doesn't have to descend
to this. Do you think Stephen Miller should be
working in the White House? Do you think Stephen
Miller should be working in the White House?
I'm just going to leave it at that. Well, we
just tried to get our tickets and they said,
you're not invited. And how old is your grandson?
He's almost six months old. Okay, he's a little
guy. Yeah, we may bring him tomorrow with us,
make America's Red Hat. And can you just to answer
the other question about the character of, if
not the president, the White House itself, do
you see this as part of the campaign of retribution?
There is a bigger campaign going on against libertarians.
People are writing about it. But really, it's
not libertarians, it's people who choose to stand
up to the president. And I've stood up to the
president on the debt, but no differently than
I stood up to Biden or to Obama. I've stood up
to them on tariffs, and they don't like it. They
don't want to have a reasonable argument or discussion
over the policy. They think they're going to
somehow needle me or get me by disinviting my
grandson to the picnic. I think it's just really
petty and juvenile, and I think they should be
called out for it. Thanks for your time. Oh,
we know robots have souls. We just don't know
if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you
ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were
the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit
hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with
some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode.
Where the fuck did this hear? ghosts? They're
killing all the already born babies and sell
them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere
in China, in some base, there are super soldiers
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. They have
bread and super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.
I decide what to do. them die of this virus you
feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're fucking
gone i've seen it happen i think that the government
has taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross paths
with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real
they're going to sink money into them because
they know that if you put that motherfucker in
a cage they're You're going to see blood guts,
no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.
It's an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not
fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look
it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing
this shit. George Soros actually worked with
the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says
that he was doing it just to survive, but he
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking
time doing this shit. George Soros is the fuck
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