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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,
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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing
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the fuck there are super soldiers that are at
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Podcast Fuck yeah It's... Episode 107. 107, like
Dispatcher 107. Who's that? Freddie. Oh, is it?
Yeah. Dispatcher 107. How you doing? Well, I'm
here. I'm Casey. I'm here with Dan, the vitamin
man. Oh, yeah. How you doing, Dan? I'm doing
pretty good. Is this Cascada? Yeah. Oh, I love
Cascada. I was just playing synth on Every Time
We Touch. I love that song. Hell yeah. i used
to listen to this kind of music when i was like
i don't know early 20s a lot same yeah i guess
when i was like a teenager then it probably would
have been the same time yeah you ever go to a
rave oh you know man the thing is is with those
like yes i did and a lot of the kids that were
involved in that started dropping like flies
just from drug overdoses Oh, like dead? Yeah,
just like every month there's a new rave kid
that died. Oh, my God. Yeah. You ever do MDMA?
Did I ever do MDMA? I did Ecstasy, which I think
contains MDMA. No, it's the same thing. It's
just a street name. I thought Molly was the street
name for MDMA. All the same thing. Really? Yep.
Huh. Yeah, so I've done it. Oh, yeah. What was
that experience like? Well, I mean, I think maybe
I talked about this on the podcast. I don't think
so. I didn't know you did this. Yeah, I was hanging
around with one of those rave kids. Kid was kind
of a scumbag. Oh, geez. Kind of a nice kid. But
he was just, you know, I used to hang out with
everybody. So I was kind of hanging around like
the scumbags. for like this particular night.
Scumbags. Yeah, but I mean. You're like, I'm
going to go hay with the scumbags. But they're
nice scumbags. I got nothing better to do. Yeah,
so we went to this party and there's this one
fucking toothless guy that was selling ecstasy.
And yeah, the kid I was with is like, yo, yo,
he's like, yeah, that guy's always got ecstasy.
We're going to get some ecstasy, dude. And I
was already drunk. I'm like, yeah, whatever,
dude, this is awesome. Was this another kid or
was it like an old man? No, he was probably like
back when I was 20, he was probably my age. Oh,
that's weird. You're selling that fucking ecstasy
to high schoolers. Yeah. And he was like, no
front teeth. This guy was just like a big burly
motherfucker. he's dead now but um yeah so we
went inside and i just vaguely remember this
because i was like i was so drunk but my buddy
handed it to me and i dropped it on the floor
and then somebody stepped on it and it was just
this little pile of powder on the floor and he's
like look it up look it up so i licked it up
and it fucking works though and uh Dude, it just
makes you really, from what I remember, just
really not a lot of apprehension, just really
lovey. And there was this girl that was with
us, actually. It was this kid's girlfriend. He
went to the bathroom, and I started kissing her.
Oh, dude. And I would never do that. Dude, even
drunk, I would never do that. Did you find out?
I don't know, and I don't think anybody cared
because everybody was high. Everybody was just
like. Like anything goes. Oh, God. Damn. You
ever do DMT? No. Never done DMT. Damn. What about
acid? No. Damn. That's usually a rape drug. I'm
on the fucking edge as it is, dude. I'm just
hanging on the, I'm on the fringes of reality.
You were wild back in your day. Yeah, I was.
I didn't do anything crazy though. I didn't do
any like cocaine. Like MDMA is actually technically
a soft drug. So it's like. in the class with
like marijuana. Yeah. But I think I, I told this
story on the podcast. I was saying I have not
now, but I had chest pain after doing MDMA for
years after it. Oh, yeah. Because I started,
um, I started, uh, I hope I'm telling the story
the same. I hope I didn't like switch it up and
like, you're going to be like, oh, he's fucking
making this up here. He told his story, told
it differently. Uh, yeah, I think so. But, um,
Yeah, I started drinking like a ton of water.
No, no, that's not what happened. I started,
I had hyperthyroidism. So my heart was beating
really fast. And it's like the MDMA, the ecstasy
on top of it. It was like beating extra fast.
And I was like getting like, it was noticeable,
dude. I was like concerned. I was like, whoa,
this is bad. And so the one kid I was with is
like, dude, drink water, drink water. Just keep
drinking water. It's not a bad idea. That was
actually. Pretty good logic for just a run -of
-the -mill townie druggie. Technically, if you
increase your fluid volume, it raises your heart
rate, so that wasn't a good idea. Well, I mean,
you're diluting the drug. No, it lowers it. Never
mind. Go ahead. Does it? Yeah, I'm fucking stupid.
Dude, I can't even think of that. Because when
somebody has a high heart rate, you give them
fluids. Oh, right, if they're compensating. You're
dehydrated because of high heart rate. But yeah,
I had chest pain for like years after that, like
a dull ache in my chest. Not like hardcore chest
pain, but just like I could just feel like occasionally
like an ache, you know? But it went away, so
we're good, you know? Yeah, yeah. Everything's
A -okay. Nice. Maybe I'll try it again one day.
I don't know. What about you, Casey? I actually
tried buying weed for the first time from this
kid that I went to school with. That was like
he sat at my lunch table and shit for a while.
So I knew him pretty well. And I went to buy
weed from them and there's like three guys in
the park, right? And so we like go under the
fucking railroad tracks under the bridge and
we're like testing out this big fucking bong.
And I buy it for like $60 for the bong and $20
for weed, right? And I go to the fucking library,
my job at the library. And I open up the bag
and it's like, this smells like oregano. No way.
And it was just fucking oregano. Stop. I texted
him. I was like, what the fuck, man? And he's
like, oh, damn, bro. Well, if you got ripped
off, I got ripped off, too. That's genius. And
I'm like, you can't be mad at him. No, I was
like, that's bullshit. And he's like. Yeah, it
is bullshit. And I'm like, fucking give me my
money back. And he's like, he just like ghosted
me. And then like I found out he like ripped
me off for the bong too. Why? Because it was
like $30. I pay like 60. That's what you get
for messing around with drug addicts. Say no
to drugs, kids. We should be at a commercial
for dare. What else? What other situations have
you been ripped off? Oh, no. That was the only
time I tried to buy weed illegally. It's the
only time you ever got ripped off? Well, ripped
off? I don't know about that. I've been ripped
off a lot by capitalism, but price is at the
store. What about you? I got ripped off on Facebook
Marketplace once. It might have been Craigslist,
actually. It was, I bought an amplifier for my
subwoofers in my car. And the kid sold it to
me. He's like, oh yeah, this thing's awesome,
dude. I get it home and it's got like a red light,
right? Like when I powered it up. Yeah. And it
like smelled like burnt electronics. And I was
like, I messaged him. I'm like, dude, this thing
is fucking fried, bro. And he just like completely
like ghosted me. Didn't say anything. Yeah. But
technically, isn't that illegal? Could you have
fucking, you know, reported them or something?
Um, no, it was, uh, there's nothing you can really
do. It's like you bought it secondhand. So it's
like on you, you know, that's the only time I
ever got ripped off and I might actually try
and find this motherfucker again. Now that I
think about it, we should find it. We should
get him on the podcast. I don't know if I want
him on the podcast, but Let me see if there's
a way to, I think it was on Marketplace. Let
me see. I don't know. People will fucking try
to sell anything. And I actually just yesterday
put out a bunch of stuff on my lawn that was
like old broken stuff. And somebody fucking took
the vacuum cleaner like within an hour. And I
was like, why do you want a broken vacuum cleaner?
Dude, people will take anything. Like one hour,
it was just gone. Wow! What about that wash machine?
That's a dryer. You can have it. You want it?
Does it work? No. It doesn't? What's wrong with
it? Basically everything. It doesn't turn on.
It doesn't dry clothes. Did it dry clothes when
it turned on? No. No, it just makes like a buzzing
sound. That's it? And the top is broken off and
I cut the cords with a wire. With scissors. Did
you? Yeah. Why? To get the top off so we can
move it upstairs. So you cut the power cord?
Yeah. The fuck, Casey? Well, I cut the connection
cords. It's broken anyway. I would have taken
it. I tried to fix it. No, I'm just joking. No,
people take those, though, and, like, repair
them, and they have whole, like, fucking stores
of used appliances. Oh. Yeah. There's good money
in, like, flipping appliances, actually. Oh,
I figured it was just old and broken. They're
pretty easy to fix. Yeah, you fix a lot of dryers
in your day? Actually, I have, Casey. No, I fixed
one once. It was just a fuse that was bad on
it. Oh. Yeah, but people make a lot of money
flipping appliances on Facebook. So you probably
make $100 ,000 a year doing that. Really? A hundred
grand? I was looking at jobs for nursing jobs.
I saw there was like $70 an hour for an aesthetic
nurse, which is like you inject people with Botox
and shit. Dude, do it. I should. You get to travel
and drive around and shit. Yeah, dude. Fuck working
in an ER. Fuck that. Dude, that's like, oh man,
I can't think of something I'd rather do less
than working in an emergency room. There's like
very few things, you know? Yeah. You have to
like inject people because they're neurotoxins
technically. Right. You have to get like neurotoxins
certified. Damn. That would be interesting though.
But if you injected that in your dick, what do
you think would happen? Your dick would stay
permanently hard. Damn, that would suck. Would
you rather? Have your dick always have to be
permanently hard or never get hard. Just always
be soft. Well, I don't know, man. If it's always
hard, that's going to be awkward in a lot of
situations. You know, it's like you can't go
to your kids like school event. You can't like
there's a lot of things you can't do because
it's just. No, dude, probably just soft. Like,
but then you can never, like, I don't know. Could
you ever have an orgasm again? Man, I don't know,
but think of how much shit you could get done
if your dick never got hard. Yeah. It's just
so productive. Right? You just fucking, like,
all that money. You wouldn't care about, like,
99 % of society. Right. You're just like, dude,
you'd have so much motivation. Just fucking chi
up, you know? No, not forever, dude. Yeah. That's
what, like, fucking monks do. Shit. They say
they do. Tyler would, well, I think monks do.
Tyler says, like, priests do, but, you know,
they just use children. It doesn't count, apparently.
Yeah. You're still celibate. But you can still
come with your dick soft, can't you? Yeah. I
don't think so. You definitely can. Yeah, like
if you have like a prostate orgasm and you get
something to shove up your ass, you can just
come when you're soft. Really? Yeah. Is that
true or are you just making this up? No, that's
true. You didn't know that? That you can just
come while you're dead soft. Yeah. I don't know
if that's true, dude. No, 100 % true. Really?
Yeah. All right, we're going to take a quick
break, do an experiment here. All right. Well,
that would be awkward at the doctor's office.
Yeah, yeah. Some people actually come when the
doctor sticks a finger up the ass. No. No, like
dead serious. That's an actual thing. That didn't
happen to me, but... That'd be embarrassing.
Like, in front of a bunch of nurses in the trauma
bag. A bunch of hot nurses. Dude shoves his finger
up your ass and you come everywhere. And you're
still soft. Man, that's what nightmares are made
of. I told you about the doctor that I work with
that the first thing he does for everybody is
shove a fucking rectal thermometer up their ass.
Really? Is this the one you can't stand? There's
a lot of them I can't stand. I mean, but getting
rectal temps is pretty normal, right? I wouldn't
say so. Not unless it's like a baby. Huh. That's
weird. Why does he feel the need to do that?
He doesn't trust oral thermometers. Why does
that have to be so fucking accurate? He's just
very, what's it called? You know, like OCD, kind
of autistic. I don't know. Like by the book?
Yeah, by the book kind of guy. very like, you
know, nervous, nervous energy kind of thing.
Damn. Like he like literally admits every patient.
It's neurotic. Yeah. Yeah. So Dan, we got a lot,
uh, we got a lot of headlines going on this week.
Yeah. Let's talk about them. We got fucking,
uh, Biden, Biden has stage four cancer. We talked
about that. Did we? Yes, we did. No, we didn't.
Yes, we definitely didn't. Not on the podcast.
Yeah, I think we did. I think we definitely did.
Oh, man. Well, Republicans are trying to form
a committee to investigate Biden's, like, covering
up his, you know, his, like, sentience, basically.
His what? Like, his cognition. I mean, what's
the point, dude? What's the point? It's like
it's in the past, right? We got other things
to fucking worry about, bro. We can't. It's like.
He's fucking Republicans, man. I don't know.
They piss me off. Who is it, Mitch McConnell?
I don't know who it is, actually. Probably Rand
Paul. Yeah, I like Rand Paul. Rand Paul's pretty
good. He's pretty balanced. He calls Trump out
on his bullshit when he needs to be called out
on it. Yeah, you think this is going too far
in the one direction again? It's like going too
far in the other direction? No, not yet. Not
yet? What if it's more people in ovens? That
would be too far in the other direction. It was
so far in the other direction. It'll be too far
in the other direction once they start mandating
Christianity. Bro, ice was in cojos. Okay, let
them be. They're doing their job, dude. Yeah,
I don't think they should be in Cohoes. That's,
you know, 2 ,000 miles away from the Mexican
border. All right, write him a fucking letter.
Say, I don't think you should be here. See what
happens. Nothing will happen. Exactly. Because
you're just Casey O 'Neill from Latham. Right.
Fucking Kanye says he's done with anti -Semitism.
For now. For today. He says sorry to all the
people that he's hurt. No, he doesn't mean it.
You think he means it? No, I think he's just
schizophrenic. I think he's going to change his
fucking... Well, he's bipolar. So now he went
from fucking manic to probably depressive or
the other way. Or he was depressive and now he's
manic. Now he's probably manic. Those are long
episodes. It's been like a few years he was...
I mean, he's always been insane, but... Yeah.
Maybe he got a medication adjustment. No, he
needs medication. But... I mean, that song still
bops. I haven't heard it in a minute, but nothing
picks me up like that song. You can't find it
anymore. Oh, I got it, dude. Yeah, no, I saved
the version you sent me. Yeah, you got to save
it. Elon's done with the federal government.
He got kicked out. He didn't get kicked out.
He resigned because he disagreed with Trump about
some shit. He didn't resign and you know that.
You know that that's just like a fucking left
wing fucking circle jerk. What do you mean? I
literally went on chat GPT. Some fucking some
fucking dork comes running with his fucking megaphone.
Some left wing fucking liberal dork is like extra
extra read all about it. Extra, extra, read all
about it. Elon's leaving the federal government.
He got kicked out. They just make this shit up,
dude. They're just... ChatGPT says he exits following
his criticism over his influence within the government
and ongoing legal challenges. Yeah, that's because
your ChatGPT tells you what you want to hear.
It's like ChatGPT is just an echo chamber. You
think ChatGPT is biased based on... Yes, yes.
Because my ChatGPT told me something different
than that. Mine says that it was time for his,
he was a special government employee, which they
can technically, not technically, legally, they
can only be in the government for 130 days. Oh,
so the Trump administration is concerned with
like doing things legally. Yeah, apparently,
apparently you got to follow the law. So 130
days was up. So it's time to skedaddle. He set
up, he set up his thing. So Doge is still active
and it's going to be active until 2026. So it'll
be the 250th anniversary of America. Yeah, who's
leading it? Ram Swam? No, Ram Swam, he's out.
He's out too? I thought they were both the leaders
of Doge. No, he left like at the very beginning.
Oh, he realized that he was on the wrong side
there. Do you think like Doge is a bad thing?
Like just to have government efficiency? Not
necessarily. Like to get rid of government waste?
Do you think that's a bad thing? No, but they
were going too far. They're just cutting everything.
They're cutting fucking funding for veterans.
They're cutting the suicide hotlines. They're
cutting everything. They're cutting air traffic
control. Let me ask you, Casey. Would they ever
tell you on your news, the news that you watch,
MSNBC, would they ever say, you know what? I
literally watch Fox News. You know what? Doge
is actually doing a good job. They're actually
doing a good job. This is amazing. Like someone
on the right is actually doing a good job. It
has to be negative because it's the only way
you're going to watch it. You're like, you want
to be upset about something. Everybody wants
to be upset about something. I still love getting
pissed off about Nancy Pelosi. It's like, oh,
fucking Nancy Pelosi buying all these fucking
stocks ahead of time, insider trading. Like I
used to get pissed off and it's like, dude, Nancy
Pelosi doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
She's like, yeah, she probably has a stock guy
who's probably really fucking good. And I don't
think she's an... Maybe she is an insider trader.
I don't know. Who gives a fuck, dude? Definitely
is. Why do you think she has, you know, a net
worth of over 10 something million dollars gets
paid $200 ,000 a year? Yeah, but we already did
the math on that. Yeah. Well, I was saying...
Anybody could have that. If you invest wisely,
like if you insider trade, you can like... Make
hundreds of millions, but. Would you do it? I
would do it. If I wasn't going to get caught,
I'd fucking do it. No, you'll fucking get caught.
Like everybody fucking gets caught eventually.
Nancy Pelosi hasn't been caught. Trump actually
just pardoned, what's her name? Todd and Julie
Chrisley, who were on that reality show. Then
they were charged with like tax evasion and fraud.
and they were big, like, Trump supporters, like
Christian, evangelical Christians. So that's
the only reason he's pardoning them. They were
charged with fraud? Fraud and tax evasion. Did
they do it? Yeah, they were guilty. Oh. Oh, well,
he's the president. He can do whatever he wants.
Yeah. He also pardoned Larry Hoover, which was,
like, the big, you know who he is? He was, like,
the big gang leader in Chicago in, like, the
80s and 90s. And he was serving six life sentences.
And he's like, he's 74. He's like, Larry Hoover's
done enough time in prison. He's like serving
six life sentences. Should we let that guy out?
Yeah, that's fucking crazy. How long has he spent
in jail already? He spent 30 years in Florence
Supermax. 40 years? 30 years. That's pretty good,
dude. That's Larry Hoover. Yeah, Larry Hoover.
He's black? Yeah. Damn. Big like gang crime boss.
Probably, you know, responsible for hundreds
of murders. Yeah. Maybe not him, but I think
maybe he's trying to win over the black crowd
or something. You think that everybody can be
reformed or there's people that just like have
no shot at being reformed? Oh, man. I think most
people can be reformed. But, yeah, it's tough
to say, man. I think most people can be reformed.
I think they can. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot
of people that no matter what you try, they're
always going to keep committing crimes. But,
dude, you know, a lot of people, like, a lot
of people had a rough go, like, at life. And
they really didn't have the same opportunities.
Like, dude, they just grew up without a dad,
grew up getting their ass kicked, like, just
got a lot of bad programming early on in life.
And, like, they didn't, dude. Like, bro, black
kid in the hood doesn't stand a fucking chance,
bro. It's like trying to get out of hell, you
know? So it's like a lot of it is outside of
their control. And it's just, there's not enough
resources where they're from and the communities
they're from. So there's no hope. It's like,
dude, I'm, I'd be selling drugs. You know, if
I was like, if I grew up in the hood, I'd be
selling drugs. Like around here, what are you
going to do? Go get a job for fucking. $15 an
hour? Right, that's America. What are you going
to do? Get a job for $15 an hour? That's why
capitalism doesn't work. No, it does work. It
does work. It absolutely does work. When we pay
the lowest class, not enough so that getting
a minimum wage job is more beneficial than doing
illegal activity, that doesn't work. No, you
mean doing... illegal activity is more beneficial
than getting a minimum wage job right yeah i
mean that's unfortunate it does just because
it's not perfect doesn't mean that it's what's
i mean socialism is that going to fix that socialism
yeah i'm a big believer in socialism yeah but
is that going to fix that i think it would if
we if we at least had it so that the minimum
wage or whatever the base wage is higher than
it is now yeah i mean i'm not against universal
basic income dude I'm all about that. Don't you
think that socialism is inevitable? Don't you
think in the future we're just going to have
all the services that we want just provided to
us? You just walk down the street and you can
just get any kind of free service that you want.
Like what? Like fucking food. So you walk into
the pizza shop and the guy just likes making
pizza? Oh yeah, I got in the pizza business a
long time ago and I just never want to leave.
I love making pizza. No, not at all. Come and
take it for free. Go ahead. Take all my pizza.
I'm saying the pizza is made by robots. I'm saying
that we have enough AI technology that we can
just automate everything and humans can just,
you know, do whatever they want. Yeah, I'm looking
forward to that. Like the fucking pizza won't,
there will be nobody making pizza just to be
fucking robots. Well, the energy has to come
from somewhere. The energy? Yeah, the energy
for the robot to make the pizza. So where's that
energy come from? We use robots to make the energy,
basically. No, it doesn't work like that. Why
can't we have... That's like a perpetual motion
machine. Well, how do we make energy now? We
harness energy. We convert it. Okay. Can we teach
robots to harness energy? Not if they require
energy to work. No. Why? Why is that? Why is
that? Why can't you just have... Have you ever
seen a water wheel? Yeah. But it's also a pump.
So it pumps the water up and then the water falling
spins the wheel and it powers a generator and
then it pumps it up because... You lose power.
It's the laws of thermodynamics. No, but is a
human required to operate that water wheel? No,
it doesn't work. It's like it's like a fake perpetual
motion machine, right? The energy has to come
from somewhere. So you're saying that robots
cannot be taught to harvest energy. How are they
going to harvest it? Are they mining coal? What
are you talking about? I'm saying... It comes
from Niagara Falls, Casey. The sun. Say you have
an energy plant, whatever you want it to be.
It can be a windmill, a water well. It can be
nuclear. So say we fully automate that plant.
Say a fully automated nuclear plant. Aren't the
robots then just making their own energy? It's
like giving me a headache. Okay, so they go out
there and they build nuclear plants. Yeah, sure.
We build nuclear plants that are automatic. Yeah,
sure. That could be a thing. And then robots
would be making their own energy. Okay, so there's
robots making pizza and you can go and get whatever
you want. Yeah, yeah. So nobody has any jobs
anymore. Right, and you can just do whatever
you want. Isn't that socialism? What would you
do if you could do whatever you want? What would
you do? I don't know. I like music a lot. I would
do a lot of music. Like podcasting? Hell yeah.
You know, just like things that I enjoy. What
would you do? A lot of masturbation. A lot of
cake. That's what I would do. Masturbation and
cake. Once GTA 6 comes out, I would play that
probably for a couple of years. Yes, dude. I
would lose a decade of my life to GTA 6. No,
but really I would... I'd restore cars. I really
like working on cars. Um, I really like taking
something that's a pile of shit and turning it
into something beautiful. Yeah. That really like,
that really like I feel that deeply. Um, that's
what I would do in my time. I'd restore shit.
Like whether it's like houses, cars, you know,
anything, anything that could be restored. So
do you think people are still going to have a
purpose when everything is automated? Yeah, I
just think there's going to be way too many people,
you know. Oh, like overpopulation. Yeah. So then
how does like if somebody wants a house, how
do they get a house? Well, I mean, it would probably
be like allocated by the government, you know,
like this. I think all houses would probably
like look the same and everybody would just get
a house that looks the same. That'd be kind of
cool, dude. I wouldn't give a fuck. Like if I
because I don't I don't care about like having
a nicer house than anybody. Like I, I just want
like my little space. That's it. That's all I
care about. Right. You know, it's not about like,
I'd be down with that. I'd be down with like
universal basic income. Like you can make more
money if you want, but if you don't want to,
you don't care. You just want to go around the
world and explore and like eat good food and
have sex and just, you know, exist. You can do
that. Just exist. Yeah. I mean, that's what like
fucking animals do, right? They just exist. Right.
And it's kind of like, it's kind of crazy when
you think about it. Like your cat has everything,
you know, paid for that at once. Yeah. Yeah.
So, I mean, basically your cat's a socialist.
Right. But it's like, dude, it's kind of crazy
because it's like we built the society. I got
to figure out how to wear this. We built a society
where we have to go to work. We have to make
money. Right. Where before it was like society
was based on like, you just, went out and like
farmed and like did things to prepare like for
the next year. You know what I mean? Like you
just took care of your, like your little farm,
right? We're basically all farmers. And then
we built the society where we all have to go
to work and we're all miserable. Right. And now
AI robots are coming along and they're going
to be taking all of our jobs. Well, we were,
I think, first hunter -gatherers, and then we
became farmers. So we're always outside, working
outside. And then you move everybody inside,
doing office jobs. Right. And then once AI automates
everything, I think people won't want to be stuck
inside. They'll fucking spend time outside. Well,
yeah, that's what I'm saying. So we built this
society where we need money, we need to go to
work. right? Yeah. Like we don't grow our own
food. We have to pay for somebody for our food.
And then, you know, AI is coming along and it's
going to be doing all that stuff for us. So now
what people do is they're going to go back and
buy a farm. And then it's like, okay, does that
any of that stuff really need to be done anyway?
We just like, what do you mean they're going
to buy a farm? Well, like people used to be farmers
and now society has built this thing where we
all need money, but they're not going to need
to buy jobs. No, but people like, people want
that's like what a lot of people do is they like
they they start homesteading you know what that
is oh like just you know being self -sufficient
yeah yeah so it's like that's naturally what
people want to do so it's like we just went through
this fucking detour where it's like we where
it's bullshit where we need money and we have
to work and like are you going to be a farmer
if you know next door there's this fucking ai
farm and it generates you know fucking mutated
corn a hundred times a day. I mean, are you going
to be able to compete with that? Are you getting,
well, it's not about that. It's about being self
-sufficient. Like you're just growing food for
yourself. Oh, I guess that where I keep them
to have to have like some sort of a goal, some
sort of purpose. Right. And it's like, dude,
what if, if everything was taken care of for
you? like i wish it was like that that'd be awesome
because dude time is just such a valuable commodity
that your job just robs you of it's not about
money right yeah it's about time like time yeah
that's why i like i don't like working um like
overworking myself yeah well you you are 312s
right i know i just work two 12s I know. Just
two? Just two on the weekend. Dude, that's fucking
amazing. I know, and it's still miserable. That's
an amazing schedule. Yeah, I mean, it's like
you work two 12s, but you are feeling the effects
from it for like days. How the fuck are you full
time? It's called weekend track. It's still technically
considered full time. But it's not full time.
Like how legally, how is that legally full time?
Legal? Oh, they can make the job can give you
a full time benefits if they want to. They're
entitled to do that. Damn. Are there any other,
like, do you have to work in an ER to be on weekend
track? No, no, not necessarily. No, dude, that's
fucking maybe the best schedule I've ever heard
of. Yeah. And you get a bonus. Um, like you work
to, to. Twice a week. And then you get like a
bonus for being weekend track. So it like makes
up for the third shift. Dude, that's awesome.
I fucking, I used to love working weekends. Like
when I worked on the ambulance, I basically had
that schedule. Yeah, we used to work on like
Saturdays or Sundays or something. Yeah, I love
working weekends. And I like having the week
off. And then you just do whatever the fuck you
want during the week. I know, it's nice. Like,
so say you didn't want to work in the ER. Could
you work in another floor? On weekend track?
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do that because
that would suck. Is there like, damn, I think
I would try and find the best gig. In the hospital,
it's really all shit. Yeah, yeah. It's just terrible,
yeah. Damn, but you got to get on that helicopter
so you can get out the hospital. I know, I want
to be like a street nurse. Yeah. Right? Oh, wait.
I think those are called EMTs. Yeah, no. Paramedics.
See, dude, that's the thing. That's the thing
about EMS is the schedule is so good. It's just
you get all your hours out of the way. But that,
dude, you have one of the best schedules outside
of EMS I've ever heard of. I know. That's why
it's like I don't want to fucking change jobs
because I have a good schedule. But it's also
like I fucking hate it sometimes. Dude, imagine
driving. to albany 50 minutes each way five times
a week oh yeah i have a co -worker in lake george
like but that's only like twice a week yeah dude
that's fucking so doable you could literally
have a business on the side bro that's what i
would be doing if i were you yeah you've got
you've got so much time like dude like i don't
want money i want time Yeah. And that's why I
was like, that's what I felt like too. Yeah.
Like leaving my job. I'm like, I don't care.
Right. That like until I find another job, I'm
not going to have any money coming in because
I just want fucking time, bro. Like I've been
so deprived of my time for the last four years.
Valuable. Yeah. What's the point of having, you
know, a lot of money if you can't do anything,
you don't have time to do anything. And a nine
to five just robs you of time, dude, because
you don't think about it like, you know, Getting
up every day and getting ready to go to work
and then driving to work fucking murders so much
fucking time, right? Like I was saying to somebody
the other day, I'm like, dude, I did the math.
Almost an hour, two times a day, right? An hour
each way, right? Times five. So that's two times
five. That's 10. That's 40 hours a month that
I'm driving. That's one week I'm losing in the
car. That's a waste of time. That is a waste
of time. It's a waste of a full day and a half.
Fuck that noise, dude. No way. Like, no, I'm
good. Yeah, it should have been playing Minecraft
for 630 days. I could be doing literally anything
else. Anything. Right? You could be fucking flying
a fake plane and flight sim. Right. Or, you know,
across the world, around the world one time.
Yeah. Circumnavigate. That's the shit I used
to do when I had all kinds of time. Circumnavigate
the globe in Flight Simulator. Yeah, take off
from JFK, right, and land back on JFK. Right,
yeah. Damn, dude. I need to get that kind of
time back. Do you just fly west? I just set the
heading. Yeah, I took off whatever runway it
is that points towards Europe on JFK. At JFK.
You should. And I just adjusted the autopilot
heading. You should do it at the equator because
then it would be like the longest point. Damn,
I should do that. If you just fly straight west.
Yeah, it's hard to stay on a track. You know
what I mean? Yeah. Especially, it'd be really
hard to follow the equator because the way. No,
maybe it wouldn't. Maybe it wouldn't. Would I
just have to hold the heading? Doesn't the heading,
like, slightly change, like, every so often?
Like, hey, Allie Mac's calling. Check. Yo, all
right, we're back. Until the podcast. Allie Mac,
what's up? We're talking about something with
the equator. I don't remember what we were talking
about. Something with the equator. I don't fucking
know. Allie Mac, what's new with you, bro? What's
good? What's up? Absolutely nothing. Just same
shit, different week. What in the world is bothering
you? Any headlines you've seen that have pissed
you off? I saw a good headline, actually, is
that a federal court blocked Trump's tariffs
because he doesn't legally have the power to
do so. No. Yeah, I'm sure that made you happy,
Casey. You know what I'm saying? Just literally
block every tarot? Your fucking MAGA world is
crumbling around you, Dan. No, it's not. It's
only getting better, bro. My stocks are cranking.
Everything's great. They're fucking crumbling.
You want it to be... Dude, you guys are like...
Your stocks are cranking now that there's no
tariffs. Once the tariffs are added, it'll go
down again. You're like Chicken Little, bro.
Your whole side is like Chicken Little. You're
like the Chicken Little of Joe Biden. No, I'm
not, bro. I don't even care about Joe Biden.
The world... Yeah. The fucking federal... The
courts still care about Joe Biden. They're like,
why was Joe Biden president when he had cancer?
Yeah, dude, I don't fucking just let it go. You
know what I mean? It's like they got to let it
go. It's getting ridiculous. They're playing
Monday morning quarterback. Like it already happened.
Why do you care? Yeah, it's like just move on,
man. I honestly like, dude, I don't know why
we celebritize politicians so much and why we
get so fucking hyper fixated on them. It's like
my life hasn't changed at all no matter who's
been in office. Right. You know what I mean?
It's like I'm still like fucking not making a
ton of money living in upstate New York. It really
doesn't affect us too much, you know? I think
that's because either, like both sides just suck
at doing things. Yeah, dude. They both suck.
And I'm, you know. Your local politicians are
the ones that actually affect your life, not
really the president all that much. Right, and
nobody's interested. Outside of like global conflict,
it's when you get fucking involved in it. Right,
it's just like nobody pays attention to local
politics because it's just not like fucking,
it's not interesting enough. Yeah. You know?
Yeah. It's just the shit on TV is so like, it's
like fear porn, you know? It's like, dude, I
actually don't give a fuck that much about politics.
I like, I like getting into it once in a while,
but I'm like losing steam for it, man. I really
am. Same. Yeah. You know, you can be like me
and just stay completely politically oblivious
all the time. That's kind of, yeah, but you know
what? I don't know. I don't know, dude. There's
like kind of with you, Ali Mac, there's like
kind of a pretentiousness. You think you're better
than us because you don't get involved in it?
And it pisses me off. I do not. I think I'm less
stressed than you guys. I wouldn't say in any
way, shape, or form. I can feel it, dude. My
mindset on it is why get all riled up about a
bunch of shit that realistically I can't really
change. Sure, I can have an opinion. And I would
have an opinion if I cared enough to pay attention.
But it just stresses me out. I wish I could pay
attention. Politics just makes me angry if I
read into it. Ali Mack, be the change you want
to see in the world. I'm not going to become
a politician. See, that's how I feel about sports,
Ali Mack. It makes me angry. And that's fine.
Sports make me angry a lot. Most of the time,
they make me angry. I'm just like, they're fucking
taller than me and better at stuff. If everybody
says my opinion doesn't matter, the only people
whose opinions matter are the people that have
opinions. So if you say your opinion doesn't
matter, you're just taking yourself out of the
democracy. Well, I mean, I'll give my opinions
on issues when I'm talking with you guys, but
I'm not going to sit here and pretend like they...
are super informed because they fucking aren't
i don't know what's going on you guys are my
i want what let me make that abundantly clear
dude you voted for kamala harris bro or did i
you voted for donald trump bro i do i wish i
did i wish i knew i wish i fucking i really do
because i really want to put you in a box ellie
mack and it's really fucking hard when you won't
tell us who you voted for He told us, actually.
I've told you twice and I've said that I voted
for both. I'm just messing with you guys at this
point. I did vote, but I never planned on it.
He said he voted for Trump. Yeah, and then I
went back a couple episodes and I voted for Kamala.
I can't trust you, bro. We all know you voted
for Trump. Who's your girlfriend vote for? Who's
your girlfriend vote for? She didn't. She didn't
vote. We had just had a address change. Oh, damn.
Who would she have voted for? I don't. I don't
know. Because I'm thinking if she's got you whipped,
then she would make you vote. for how she wanted
no no it's not like she got you out of balls
you do what she says not quite not quite actually
i believe the word had when uh when i walked
in like i hope whatever i hope for wins like
i don't i don't know neither of us really pay
And we're, we're less stressed. You're getting
clipped here. You're getting, I'm hearing like
a, hold on, say something. Hello. Right. Every
once in a while, there's like a clip. Yeah. It's
the same on your end. I'm just trying to work
through it because I don't, I don't think we're
going to get to the bottom of why it's happening.
You sound a little better now, but yeah. I saw
something interesting this week. Did you see
that video I sent you of the CIA guy, like the
ex -CIA officer that they were interviewing on
the podcast? Yeah, John Kairaku. Oh, you're familiar
with him? Oh, yeah. Dude, he was the one I was
saying, like, he tried to get a pardon from the
Trump administration. So what did he go to prison
for? So he exposed the CIA torture program. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. It's like they fucking turned on
him and threw him in jail. And it's like, no,
literally like you just can't fucking do torture.
You douchebags. He was talking about all the
different ways they would torture the prisoners.
Yeah. Like they would do like deprivation for
12 days, I think. Oh, my God. I'm surprised that
doesn't kill you. Right. Oh, no. He said they
did it eight days, but 11 days kills you. Oh,
my God. Well, I'm glad they found the threshold
so they can humanely fucking sleep -deprived
people. Dude, he was... And they'd do, like,
ice baths where, like, you'd be, like, in a freezing
cold room and every hour you'd be naked and every
hour somebody comes in and throws a bucket of
water on you. See, now all the Joe Rogan bros
do that for fun. Yeah. Water, yeah, water. That's
true. But, um... No, he was telling a story,
dude. They took this. It's not, it is the opposite
of funny and I don't know why I'm laughing. I
think just because it's so fucked, it's like
you can't even make this up. So they found this
guy. He was, they put him on a terrorist watch
list. They found him. They found him in Canada
and he was a professor in Canada and they brought
him to the US and for some reason like, the U
S wasn't willing to torture him to this extent.
Like the, the U S had torture programs, but not
to the extent that like, I think it was Tehran
did it or one of those countries in the middle
East. Tehran's the capital of Iran. Yes. Well,
maybe it wasn't Tehran. One of them, they, they,
um, they X, the U S would export their torture
when they really wanted somebody tortured. Right.
So they fucking exported this guy. And they tortured
the fuck out of this guy. Fucking ripped his
fingernails off. Like, dude, the whole fucking
shebang. Like, everything that they could do.
And then the guys from the Middle Eastern country
say to the U .S., they're like, hey, are you
guys, are you sure this is the right guy? Because
we did everything. And he didn't have anything
to say. And we did it all. Come to find out this
guy was just a college professor and he just
happened to have the same name as this other
middle Eastern guy. Oh yeah. And it was not him.
And then this, that's tough. Yeah, dude. So this
guy, a lot of them have the exact same name,
right? It's just all like fucking Al Muhammad.
Right, right. So they're like, Oh yeah, this
is a guy. Right. So this guy apparently like
till this day now. has agoraphobia, can't leave
his house, is just fucking terrified. Can he
sue them? Well, the U .S. wouldn't admit to it
that they did it. Of course. Yeah. It's like
in typical U .S. fashion, like just completely.
It's like, no, you guys should cough up a couple
mil to give this fucking guy. Right. It's like,
fuck you. That's not what we fucking do in America.
I mean, we do, but the CIA does. That guy was
saying, like, people are just going to tell you
what you want to hear. People are going to tell
you anything in order for them to get you to
stop torturing them. Like, they're just going
to tell you what you want to hear. Right, wouldn't
you? Yeah. Be like, oh, do you want to hear,
like, you know, I fucking bombed this place?
Like, I did it because I want you to stop torturing
me. Right, right. I'd make something up. Right.
I don't think torture really works. Yeah, that's
what he was saying. Torture doesn't work because
you don't know if they're just trying to get
them to stop or get you to stop or it's actually
true. God, that's so fucking... There's a special
place in hell for people that do that shit. And
good for him for saying that. You're not always
going to get the right guy. Right. But more about
the torture is some slack guys. Come on. I said,
right. I just agreed with you. I didn't mean
to agree with you. No, I was saying that in full.
That was full sarcasm. I just blindly agreed.
I'm like, yeah, I don't want that on the record.
It's more beneficial to like more beneficial
to just use your brain and interrogate somebody
like. In the right way. Rather than torturing
them. Yeah just fucking. What do they call that.
Cross examine them. Yeah there's a lot of like.
Profiling techniques. Stuff like that. Eventually
like. You can tell if somebody's lying. Yeah
eventually like somebody like. They'll lie. Like
wouldn't a polygraph test. Be better than torturing
somebody. Wouldn't you get more. Like more accurate
information. I don't know, dude. I think polygraphs
are kind of like pseudoscience. They are. Yeah.
Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. They don't really, they
just, it's, I think it's more to scare people
than anything. Right. He was like, you can read
so much off of someone's body language too. That's
like such a huge part of interrogations. Yeah.
Like between somebody who's like telling the
truth or just like exhibiting like histrionic
behaviors like that. Like you can, there's people
that make careers out of analyzing just like,
body movement then you can pretty much like if
you're on a camera they're going to be able to
figure out if you're telling the truth or not
what it's obviously that shit's not like admissible
in court they're going to know what's going on
for the most part unless you're really fucking
good at disguising but did you know most most
cia members are narcissistic psychopath or sociopaths
yeah they actually select for that yeah they
actually yeah they so they try to get the narcissistic
sociopaths. That's probably why the torture was
so prevalent. Yeah. I bet they were damn good
at it. They didn't have the right guy. The guy
who did the interview obviously wasn't one. John
Kairaku. Dude, he's such a badass. He talks about
his time in Greece because he worked at the embassy
or the consulate, whatever the fuck it is in
Greece. and he talks about how close he came
to getting whacked. Oh shit. Yeah. Like dude,
apparently in like 99, like Greece was a really
dangerous place to be for an American. Oh. And
I didn't know that, but, um, he was, he was saying
how apparently he found like later on they were
spying on his car and they had like all this
documentation. Oh, there's actually a picture
of it. There's a picture of him in Greece. And
in the background, you can see the people that
were spying on him. Oh, right. And he didn't
know that they were the spies until later. And
they said, like, I think I forget if he was talking
to them or something. He said, like, how did
you know that I was the I was a CIA operative?
And they said, you were driving around a black
BMW with bulletproof windows. It's like pretty
obvious, you know, like that you're an American.
You're driving a black Tahoe. Right. It's like
too obvious, but yeah, dude, that guy's a fucking
badass. And then he, when they put him in jail
for exposing the torture program, um, he became
friends with this famous mobster and, uh, like
even he hung out with him, like even after he
got out of jail, they were like tight, you know?
Oh. And so the FBI came to the CIA agent's door
and they said, Hey, we understand that you became
friends with this, like this mobster. in jail.
Like, would you mind giving us some information
about him? And he said, get the fuck off my porch.
He hates the FBI. Get the fuck out of here. Like,
who the fuck do you think you fucking are? You
guys just put me in fucking jail. And you think
I'm going to fucking give you information about
one of my friends? Like, get the fuck out of
here. There's probably these people at the FBI
that would do that shit, though, to be honest.
That would do what? That would just spill the
beans after the fact. Yeah, but they literally
threw him in jail. They had just thrown this
guy in jail. The federal government put him in
jail for exposing, for being a whistleblower.
And then they came to him like asking him for
information. It's like, dude, go fucking pound
salt. Up your fucking ass. Get the fuck out of
here. Doesn't it feel like really dangerous that
like a select group could just imprison you for
like kind of going against the grain and exposing
what they're actually doing? Yeah, I mean, I
want to say it's a gang, but I mean, I get it.
Federal government, right? Yeah, but most people
in CIA are like decent people, right? Like there
are those psychopaths. And that's what you need
to do that kind of show. You know who was a psychopath?
Fucking Dick Cheney. There was this video of
him, the CIA agent, talking about how much of
a psychopath Dick Cheney was. And he was actually
in the war room in 2003 with Bush and Cheney.
He was in the room with them. He was a leader
in the CIA. And he was saying how, yeah. We're
going to evade Iraq so that we can take our air
force, you know, and move it to Iraq from Saudi
Arabia. Because we don't want Osama bin Laden
to say that we're tampering with the Holy Land.
Like, they just took fucking Iraq. They just
said they had WMDs in Iraq and went there just
to set up an Air Force base there, basically.
That's why we did that? Yeah. I thought there
was more to it than that. I think there is more
to it than that. It's because Iraq tried to go
off the petrodollar. I'm sure there was many
reasons, but that's what he was saying that Dick
Cheney was saying. Who said that? The CIA agent
that was part of the... the war room there. Oh,
are you sure it was Dick Cheney? Yeah. Dick Cheney
was the one that was like, what kind of like
a military planner? Huh? Yeah. That's, that's
weird because I mean, I thought it was pretty
much like common knowledge that we went to Iraq.
Once I said their point, they weren't going to
use the dollar anymore to trade the salt oil.
No, it was like after 9 -11, they were just like
trying to find someone to go to war with. Like
he said, like Bush was sitting there and they
told him that he was like talking to a general.
He's like, oh, in six months, I'm hopeful we'll
be in Tehran. And Bush goes, did he just say
Tehran? He's like, which is in Iran right now,
Iraq. Oh, no, no, no. You're talking about George
Tenet. I was talking about George Bush. No, no,
no. George Tenet said that. He said, are these
guys out of their fucking mind? Oh, he was talking
about George Tenet. George Tenet. Yeah, not George
Bush. Who's that? George Tenet is, he's like
the secretary of defense or something like that.
No, that was Donald Rumsfeld. He was one of those
type of people though. Oh. Like an advisor or
whatever, military advisor. He's like somebody
like way high up. He's like, these guys don't
know anything about the Middle East. Like you
can't fucking, we can't go to war with Iran.
They have like one of the biggest militaries.
So Tehran is the capital of Iran. Yeah. I just
remember back in like aviation science when I
went to Schenectady Community College, they said
my professor was the manager of Albany Airport.
And he said Tehran is the most dangerous airport
on planet Earth. Tehran. To fly into, yeah. I
think it's one of them, yeah. He said it was
five black stars. That's how dangerous it is.
It's like they give you black stars. Oh. For
like, you know, the danger level. You just like
immediately get kidnapped. I don't know. I think
it's the threat of like maybe missile strikes
or something. Yeah. There was another video on
the same podcast of another podcast of the guy
who got kidnapped by the Taliban. That British
guy, you ever see him? No. Yeah, he got kidnapped
by the Taliban for four months and held hostage.
He got really lucky. They were going to kill
him a bunch of times, but he actually made it
home. Allie Mack, are you still there? Yo, Allie
Mack. I am. I am. I'm having some... I'm just
having a tough time here, but I am here. He was
dozing off. You're dozing off, Allie Mack. I'm
not dozing off. I'm wide awake. I'm still here.
Who can't you hear? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh,
God. I think I lost you guys again. Technical
difficulties. Holy shit. I don't know if you
can hear me. I can't hear you. We can hear you,
Allie Mack. Hello? All right. I got her jammed
for a split second. Fucking nuke him. Get him
at it. No, I'm just joking. Can you hear us,
AliMac? It's super fucking choppy. Let me run
an internet test. This might be on my end. It
probably is on your end because that's usually
every single time that we play. It's because
of your internet. Okay. So AliMac's got to run
an internet speed check. I don't know how that's
going to fix anything. Let's take a bet on AliMac's
internet speed. I'm going to say 192 bits per
second. 190, you're going to move a lot. I'm
going to say 67. I'm just throwing a fucking
random number out there. 192 is pretty fast.
Let's guess his IP address. No. If it's 192,
I'm going to be pissed because that would not
explain why it's going this way. Yeah, 192 is
fast. Connection says test internet connection.
Like 40 is like slow. See, but there's upload
speed and then there's like transfer speed. Download
speed. Yeah. Well, this is exciting. Alivac runs
internet speed tests live on the podcast. That
John Kairaku guy. Yeah. Dude, he's got, I could
listen to that guy for hours. Oh, I know. I just,
I've listened to like whole podcasts. I was like,
this is so interesting. Um, but what, uh, What
podcast was it? I don't remember the name of
the podcast. It was a newer one, but it was on
YouTube that I saw it. It was like with some
guy with like a man bun, like a ponytail and
like glasses. Oh, it wasn't concrete, was it?
No. Concrete podcast. There's one he does with
that. That's the name of the podcast is the concrete
podcast. It's so good, dude. So good. It's like,
it's really long too, but dude, he was the one
that was saying that he was looking for a presidential
pardon from Trump. And so before, before you
get a presidential pardon, you got to sit down
with Giuliani. Oh really? Yeah. So the CIA guy
was looking for a pardon. Yeah. Did he get pardoned
by a president? So he was trying to. Oh, it's
the Dalton Fisher podcast. I've never heard of
it. Hello, I'm back. So I'm 182 down. I think
the issue might be that. Oh, Dan was right. Wow.
Dan was off by 10. I am five up. I was off by
10 kilopits per second. Honestly, though, I don't
think it's an internet issue. I just think that,
Casey, it's whatever. I think it's the detection
for your microphone. It still sounds so quiet,
even with your volume turned all the way up.
It's just only picking up some of the shit you
guys say. I sound like a loud word now. It's
fine. I can still more or less follow the conversation.
Yeah. So Giuliani, um, sat down with him and
you know, the only thing, if he gets a presidential
pardon, he gets his like $700 ,000 pension back.
Right. And, uh, they said not Giuliani, but his
advisor comes up to him before he even spoke
with Giuliani. Right. Before like John Cairo,
who even got to talk to him and he's like, yeah,
pardon's going to be 2 million. And he's like,
what? He's like, yeah, it'll be two million for
a pardon if we want to go through with this.
And he's like, dude, no. I don't need a pardon
that bad. That is not illegal, though. Like,
are you? It's fucking illegal. You're paying
to be let out of jail. Well, he was already out
of jail, but it would just clear his criminal
record, which he doesn't give a fuck. He's a
professor now, and he'd get his pension back.
And he's like. Why would I pay $2 million for
a $700 ,000 pension? Like, that's just stupid.
He goes, no, this is ridiculous. But why should
the president have the power to override a jury
and a judge and all that shit? Isn't that like
a dictator? Yeah, I mean, no, I think you should
be able to, dude. I think that's fine. You're
the commander in chief. Like, you make decisions,
bro. You're a decision maker. Do we not have
due process and trial and shit for a reason?
Dude, that just, fuck all that. That takes too
long. We basically, now we have one guy deciding
whether you're, that you can be innocent. Yeah,
but there's only so much he can do and that's
all he can do. That's not all he can do, but
that's like, that's really not that big of a
deal, dude, to pardon somebody. Well, fucking
Larry Hoover. He's like, ah, this guy's been
in jail long enough. like isn't that fucking
killed like a hundred people doesn't doesn't
uh who's that fucking uh rapper kodak black yeah
no not kodak black one of them talks about about
that guy larry hoover oh it little wayne rick
ross rick ross yeah yeah what's up they got big
meech yeah yeah that's the song i'm talking about
yo can we play that oh yeah yeah what is that
bmf Yes, BMF. Yeah, that's a good song. I think
I know what it is with the mics now. It's whenever
you guys are loud, super quiet. Like you guys
started yelling and laughing. Can you hear the
music, Allie Mac? Can you hear the music? Oh
my god. Money from the fucking start. Yeah. Oh
my god. There's this kid in earth science class
when I was in high school that I guess he got
it from this song but he would just scream out
random he would have like 80's or something and
he would just scream out Larry Uber in the middle
of class and the teacher would be like just get
on my fucking nerves. Is that how old this song
is? what do you mean like that people are yelling
out lines from this song and yeah i found this
song like last year oh no this song this one
probably came out because rick lost that have
you seen him lately he lost like all his weight
no he's getting like skinny now oh shit he's
like he got on the zemp yeah i think he owns
epic damn um Dude, have you ever heard of, there's
this new rapper I like, or at least new to me.
I started hearing him. Big X, The Plug? No, I
haven't heard of him. Dude, he's fucking good.
You like a new rapper? Yeah. This is big news,
Dan, because you don't listen to a lot of new
rappers. Bro, that's not true. That's not true.
It's like, dude, my fucking playlist on my Apple
Music is like 90s country. And just black dudes
singing about shooting each other over bricks
of Coke. Oh, that's all I was doing. That's it.
That is it, dude. Nothing, nothing hits. I'll
be in in a little while. Like when you're on
a run, like, you know, like for exercise, nothing
hits like black dudes singing about shooting
each other. Like it is just the fucking best,
bro. I get my best like mile times. When I'm
listening to that shit. That's how I would amp
myself up for like Mohawk shifts is I would listen
to like fucking gangster rap. Yeah. Remember
Austin Pete Mitchell? He was actually into the
Ghetto Boys a lot. Was he? Yeah. No shit. He's
like, I love the Ghetto Boys. Dude, I heard about
the Ghetto Boys. Oh, you never heard of the Ghetto
Boys, bro? Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
Yeah. Oh, I've heard that. Yeah, yeah, that's
Ghetto Boys. What's another one of their Ghetto
Boys? G -Code. G -Code. We don't talk to police.
We don't talk to police. We don't make a peace
bond. Maybe I am familiar. What is he saying?
We don't trust in the judicial system. We shoot
guns. We rely on the streets. We do battle in
the hood. I was born in the G -Code, embedded
in my blood. Remember, I made Don Juan. yeah
i sing that song oh yeah it's like an awesome
song where is uh yeah big x the plug let me see
what songs did i texas that's a good fucking
song um dude what is this maybe it's this one
whip it I just like his style. You'll hear it
in a sec. This is like some Mr. Clean shit. We'll
be right back. You know, that's right. He's good.
He's got a low voice like Biggie. Yeah, yeah.
I like that. Big X, the plug. The plug. T -H
-A. And it's all one word. Big X. I don't know.
I mean... I just found him. I don't know if he's
that new, but I'm looking to go down to Raleigh,
North Carolina in a couple of weeks. And I was
like seeing like what shows we're playing. You're
going to North Carolina? Yeah. Oh, nice. Is there
any like reason you're going to North Carolina?
I just want to check out Raleigh. I've been there
before. Really? Yeah. I'm just, it's like. I
have this dream about moving out of the capital
region. And that's one of the places that I would
be interested in moving to. Um, just because
that Greece, why not Greece? Because there's
no economy in Greece. It's a tourist economy.
That's fair. I would like to retire and say,
cause you, cause you love Greece went there,
right? Oh yeah. I love it. I want to retire in
Greece, but as far as like living and making
money, um, gotcha. I would, it's not sustainable.
Yeah. Yeah. That's why so many people, I mean,
Like the island my mom lives on used to have
a population of like 60 ,000 people. And now
the population is 5 ,000. Oh, wow. That's crazy.
Yeah. So like everybody moved because there's
no money there. So that's where you come back
to retire. But you got to make your money somewhere
else. Yeah. So Raleigh, North Carolina has like
the third best economy in the country. So there's
between Chapel Hill, North Carolina rally and
Durham. It's, it makes a triangle and that's
called, that's called the tech triangle. So there's
all these big companies there like Google and,
um, what Lenovo and I don't know. There's just,
it's, it's, it's got like a booming economy and
it's such a like nice clean little city. I just
love it. So going back down to check it out.
Trying to convince my girlfriend to maybe move
there one day, but who knows? We'll see. Nice.
Yeah. Yeah. I've been wanting to check out like,
I think Florida is pretty cool. Yeah. Florida
is cool, dude. Like taking, I don't know, like
travel nursing. They have like 13 week assignments
where you go somewhere for 13 weeks and you just
work there. But I don't know. Three months is
a long time to be away from like. Your cat? Yeah.
It's a long time to be away from your cat. Girlfriend.
Friend's family. Mostly the cat, though. No,
I'm just joking. Yeah, mostly the cat, honestly.
Yeah, Florida is... The thing with Florida is
there's... I'm just going to be blunt about this.
Can I just be blunt? Oh, yeah. There's a lot
of fucking old people, right? And it's just depressing
in that regard. Beautiful weather until there's
a hurricane. I kind of went on this little tour
of places that I was like interested in moving
to. Right. And I like went and checked out like
Orlando clear water. Um, well I like first I
drove across the country to, to Moab, Utah. Really?
Yeah. This was like five years ago. Oh, I drove
there with my buddy. Um, and then, uh, I flew
back and I went from Moab to Orlando. and then
got a rental car checked out orlando and then
checked out clearwater beach um and then where
did i oh i checked out rally on a separate trip
but um yeah i was just like kind of just doing
this tour of places like i'd like to move to
you know orlando's i love orlando actually There's
dude just walking through Walmart. There's so
many hot Spanish girls. It is just awesome. I'm
like this. I would love to live here, but, um,
imagine doing EMS in Florida. That many old people
there. Oh, that's gotta be how long you're so
needed. You're like working on the, yeah. Um,
the bunch of sick dying people. God. There's
no reason everybody retires and moves to Florida.
It is beautiful, dude. There's just so many beautiful
parts of this country. It's endless. I know.
It's so diverse. We've got the whole world in
this country. What's that? We've got the whole
world in this country. We really do. Dude, the
U .S. is so big. It's so fucking huge. It's like
people, people really like when they compare
it to like a country in Europe, it's like, dude,
no countries like a state, right? Like New York
state is like what the size of, I don't know,
like Italy or something like that. Like that's
comparable. Like a country in Europe is comparable
to a state in America, you know? Yeah. So it's
like, it's, it's hard to wrap your head. Like
when we say we have a lot of shootings, we do
have like, you know, there's a lot of shootings
in the U S. But the U .S. is also like one third
of the world. It's like fucking huge, dude. But
we looked up what the shootings were in England
and there was like four. Yeah, no, that's true.
That's true. No, if you do it per capita, we're
still like a hundred times worse than even like
fucking Russia. But that's the numbers we're
getting from other countries. Right. We won that
game. We're bad in that regard. We won that game,
for sure. You win some, you lose some. Yeah.
No, I understand, dude. I'm look, I, I admit
we got a gun control problem. Okay. There's a
lot of people that probably shouldn't have guns
that do have guns, you know? So, and a lot of
people that, that don't have guns that should
have guns. So, but anyway, America is fucking
gorgeous. There's so many beautiful places I
want to visit. I know me too. I'm even thinking
about getting my CDL dude, just so I can travel
for a little bit. Your CDL. Why do you need that?
Commercial driver's license. Yeah. And just like,
just travel for a bit, dude. You could do that
without, without trucking. Yeah. But you get
paid for it. So it's just like, you know, trucking
truckers make decent money for what they do.
And just like, you know, you want to take a couple
of years and just relax and just travel, just
fucking drive a truck, you know, and just see
the country. Just I would even consider like
getting my own truck just so I can pick out what,
like what loads I want. And just say, oh, I want
to go to California. And just fucking take a
load to California, get paid for it. Take a load
back, get paid for it. You could see the country
in a couple years, bro. You could see a lot of
places. You could drive to Alaska. I have a cousin
who does that, actually. He's a trucker just
because he likes traveling. He spends a lot of
time more in the west side. Every day, he's in
another state. I wouldn't want to do it forever.
but just as like to take a couple of years to
really, to really see the United States. Like,
and like, dude, I've even seen like, uh, you
know, some trucks that have some heavy duty,
like campers on the back. Like they're like elongated,
like not just a sleeper, but like an elongated
camper. Like, dude, if you had one of those,
bro, it's like you have an RV, you know? And
you just fucking lease it. And then. you know
you when you don't have a trailer attached it's
literally like an rv i think i think that would
be so dope um yeah i would definitely say if
you do do that though stay away from the corporations
definitely do it like freelance because dude
it's so freaking like you're tracked worse than
you were at like fucking mohawk they like your
they'll be like all right here's your allotted
five hours sleep break right like see you in
south dakota After that, every second of your
day for weeks is measured by the company you
work for. Yeah, that's bullshit, dude. I have
enough money and credit where I could literally
just get my own truck. It wouldn't be a problem.
Probably pay for itself pretty quickly, too.
Man, I think if I got a cheap enough truck, I
think it would pay for itself in the first year.
Yeah. If you wanted like a nice truck, you're
leasing that shit and you're going to be paying
out the ass for it, dude. But, um, no, it's like
a possibility cause I don't know what's up next,
you know? And that's like a low hanging fruit.
It's like you can have your CDLA in a month.
Yeah. It's like literally you weren't going to
go full time with untitled. Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go full time. I thought that was the whole
point of this, Dan. What are we doing? Why am
I leaving my job? All you have to do is get the
podcast out to a greater number of people exposed.
You just have to be brave enough to post it on
social media and take videos. If you actually
wanted to monetize the podcast, what would need
to be done is you would need to take videos of
us talking, right and then take sound like take
not sound clips but take clips of you know little
segments and make youtube short form now yeah
and make shorts and you get some viral shorts
of tyler saying something unhinged like you get
a couple of those and people would watch it but
i'd be way too embarrassed to actually put my
face out there oh no thank you i would be fucking
mortified if one of these days casey like uploaded
the podcast right all of us Yeah. So that's like,
I would fucking deactivate my account. So fucking
another state, like that's the actual formula.
If you wanted to like turn the podcast into something,
but obviously none of us want that. So we don't
actually want to monetize it. I think it, dude,
I think it's, I think it's cool that it's like
hidden and it's like, you know, it's like a hidden
gem and the people that listen to it, love it.
Well, some of them. I'm sure there's a lot of
people out there that don't love it that, you
know, that listen to it. You know what it is,
Dan? It's a diamond in the rough. Yeah, it's
rough. That's for sure. I don't know how much
of it is diamond, but what is this? Diamond in
the rough. I've never heard this. No, who's this?
Some guy with Down syndrome. Is it actually?
Yeah. Diamond and a love. Diamond and a love.
I think I am dancing with the stars. I think
I am on cloud nine. I am so high right now. This
is Ian Flex now. that's pretty good oh yeah yeah
sure i can't hear the music but if it's ian flex
i i ain't buying it it's not even flex it's it's
just some guy with down syndrome i don't know
he's the best upcoming rapper in my opinion But
pressure makes diamonds. Jesus Christ. Untitled
podcast. Yeah. This is the quality that keeps
people coming back to this podcast. Just random
interruptions of people with Down syndrome. But
what would you guys do if the podcast Like, say,
like, fucking Dave Portnoy from, like, Barstool
Sports, like, found it. And he's like, oh, I
fucking love this. Yeah, I'd want to, you know,
take it. Wouldn't you rather podcast than, you
know, do an office job? Is that even a question?
Right, exactly. So wouldn't you want to be blowing
up? What about you, Ali Mack? I would take the
office job. No. No, I'd roll with it. It would
be pretty cool to put my job to be. But if you
had to do this full time, would you do it? I'm
sorry. I heard would you do it, but everything
you said before that chopped out for me. Would
you do it full time? I would do it full time
if it took off. If it looked like there was some
semblance of stability and financial freedom
with it, then absolutely. But I don't know. I
mean, obviously it's... but if i were to leave
my current place of employment they wouldn't
exactly welcome me back if i you're not you're
not happy with your you're not happy with your
compensation from the podcast as it is alley
back i see i see how it is yeah i feel like casey's
just hoarding all of the money right now it's
been monetized we're actually in the top 10 and
he's just bullshitting us you see it well i mean
you see that i'm living in a you know a fucking
mansion in the suburbs hey it's nicer Well, if
you stop fucking giving these scammers your fucking
credit card info, you'll be able to spend the
money. They fucked me over so hard since last
week, bro. I literally... So I get this credit
card, and when it's fucking due, it declines
every single time. So I spent like a couple weeks
without... No, it's been a week, right? I spent
the week without a credit card or a debit card.
I went to the bank, and I was like, can I get
a new debit card, right? And she's like, oh,
did you block the old card? I'm like, no. So
I figured they were going to just give me a new
debit card and block the old card, right? And
then I see another fucking charge on my account
from Walmart in fucking Missouri for fucking
Target. And I call them, and it's like some Indian
dude. Right. And, uh, they have to get, find
the old card number. And he's like, this card
was never blocked. I was like, you didn't fucking
block the old card when they give me a fucking
new card. Are they fucking retarded? Oh my God.
That's crazy. Yeah. The first thing I would do
is I go on the app and just block the card. You
can pause it, you know, until you decide if you
want to like actually cancel the card. And then
the person on the phone is like, Oh, are you
sure you don't have an online target account?
I'm like, no, I gave my information to these
Indian scammers. So I think I might not admit
that anymore. I think I would probably stop telling
people that Casey, right? I was like, no, I said
it very professionally. I was like, there was
some author unauthorized activity on my account.
I was like very professional about it. Damn.
Yeah, Casey's just made himself prime suspect
number one for potential scammy. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't think I ever got scammed. I think I have
had fraudulent charges, though. But my credit
card company caught it. You know, about the same
shit happened. Yeah, it was like something really
small. It's like a couple dollars or something.
It's only like when I it's only like when I like
this time that this happened is because I was
just woke up and I was like fucking out of it.
And so one time I keep using that as your excuse.
It's not that you're that scammers. All it takes.
You just need to call Casey when he's. creepy.
It'll fall for whatever the fuck you say. It's
not because Casey smokes 24 -7. It's because
he was tired. One time I got drunk and I was
like, I saw this ad online that was like when,
you know, $25 ,000 all you have to do is put
in your credit card. I was like, I was so fucked
up. I put my credit card. Casey, so this is...
Stop! Don't say this anymore. It's still clear.
What's that? Oh. Yeah, they're like, please give
me your credit card information, my friend. I
will turn it into gold for you. Please, my friend,
please. Listen to what I am saying, sir. Give
me the last four explanation date. Do you have
the zip code associated with this debit card,
sir? I didn't think there was anything suspicious
when they asked me to go to the fucking pharmacy
and buy five gift cards for Amazon. They gave
you too much money and now you need to give them
back or some guy's going to lose his job, but
you can only pay him in Google Play cards. Have
you ever gotten scammed or have you ever scammed
someone else? I certainly have never scammed
anyone else. Lately, like I said on the last
episode, the one you found, I didn't fall for,
but I clicked on the link and was really looking
into it and i'm like i think this is bullshit
and then i just did some found out it was that's
the only one even really looked into i typically
have a pretty good radar for it and i'm just
like absolutely the fuck that's not real but
no i don't think i've ever fallen for a scam
that you ever do that no i don't think i have
your real thing where you uh You have a product
that doesn't work, right? So you buy a new one
and you put the old one in the box and return
it? Oh, yeah. You've never done that? Have I
done that? I've done that. Yeah, I did do that,
but they deserved it. I'm trying to think. I
didn't just rip them off. Oh, it was like a situation
where I couldn't return it because it was past.
the point where you're allowed to return it yeah
or something wait hold on a sec ah what the fuck
did i do that it was an air fryer that's what
it was and the air fryer kept breaking right
every single one would break but i really like
this air fryer yeah i did this all the time with
uh headphones yeah yeah that too yes i did it
with headphones bluetooth headphones um i Actually,
I think I bought them at Best Buy and I returned
them to Walmart. I exchanged them at Walmart.
That is crazy. Oh, so here's what it was. The
company J -Labs or whatever that made the headphones,
they... like made you go through all this bullshit
to return them you had to fill out like a sheet
like the reason why your name address the reason
why you're returning it and then you submit it
and then they approve it or not and then you
have to pay the shipping back i said fuck that
noise i'm just gonna go to walmart they have
the same headphones i'm gonna exchange them and
i just said yeah i bought these like a week ago
and they stopped working can i exchange them
and they're like yeah go grab a new set i'm like
fuck yeah i could probably still do it actually
if they still That's crazy. I think the most
I've ever done in that regard was I bought a
PS4 that didn't work, I think from GameStop,
and I returned it, but accidentally I kept the
controller. I was like, well, they didn't catch
it. I'm not going to go back and return that
too. That's on them at that point. Dude, that's
a great way to just micro rip off. Yeah, if they
don't check that the controller's in there when
you return it, that's like on the thing. What
system was it? Yeah, I've done a lot of shit
like that, where if it's like there's multiple
parts to something, either accidentally or in
a couple malicious instances where something
pissed me off for some reason or another, I've
just kept part of whatever it was. Right, dude,
that's ingenious. If you don't like... Like,
as long as the main thing... you, they need for
it is there. They're probably not going to catch
it. I can't really come up with any good other
examples, but I know I've done a lot of shit
like that in the past. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's
actually, that's like micro theft. I know exactly
what you're talking about. Like, I think I did
that with the air fryer. There's like a piece
of it that I kept. So then I just had multiple
of them. And every time I returned it, like I
kept having like more, like, uh, it was like
a fucking rack that goes inside of it. So I just
had like a stack of them. yeah or something like
something like that i don't i don't remember
yeah i think it was like the the fucking the
racks for like air frying shit but yeah it's
crazy how much money they fucking lose to people
doing that and then there's people that have
that shit down to a science yeah it's just like
regular people like like not criminals that are
doing it like can you buy a playstation and then
return it yeah you can yeah So, dude, if you
just take the controller, the controllers are
fucking 60 bucks. Well, I mean, theoretically.
They're worth like 80 now, honestly. They're
supposed to check when you return it, look in
the box and see if there's a controller. That's
a great way to get a free controller. Typically,
the person at like a Walmart that's working the
returns counters, they're probably spare parts.
You really don't need to worry much about that.
They're like, let's keep this day moving. Yeah,
they don't really care too much. There's a lot
of scam, scamming you can do. There's a lot of
places where I feel like they don't even look
at the box. You can walk in there and just have
a box full of rocks wrapped in styrofoam and
they would just blindly accept it as a PS5 return
and put it back on the shelf. Yeah, as long as
you got a barcode. Well, yeah, anything. As long
as it has a barcode on it, they'll take it back.
I wonder what this person bought right at Target
with my debit card for. What? $12 .95. What I
want to know is how do I get on the other end
of that where I get somebody's credit card info
to go shopping? You just have to buy it on the
black market. Is that what you do? I guess so.
The scammers probably took the information and
sold it on the black market. How do you get on
the black market, dude? On the dark web. You
ever go on the dark web? You think that's where
you get it? Yeah. Damn. That'd be nice to have
somebody else's credit card number to go shopping.
You just got to download Torrent. Is that what
it is? Yeah. I was never into drugs or anything
illegal like that, so I never had a reason to
go on it. No, I've never been on the dark web.
The Silk Road? I've never been on it either.
Yeah, that website where you just used to be
able to buy anything. Yeah. Like mostly drugs.
I think they pardoned that guy that started it.
Oh, yeah. I think Trump pardoned him. Trump pardoned
him? Yeah. Yep. What was his name? I forgot.
He's into pardoning some fucking heavy criminals
here. Jesus. Yeah. Who has Trump pardoned? Let's
see. Kodak Black was the best one. Yeah, so dudes,
here you are hating on Trump and he pardoned
your boy. My boy, yeah. That's the only good
policy he ever made. Bitmax. NBA. No, not that.
Larry Hoover. Ross Albrecht? Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, I think we were talking about that on the
podcast where that guy just kept, you know, they
kept taking down the Silk Road site and he just
kept making a new one. Yeah. I don't know, man.
It's fucking freedom of speech or something.
Do you think that it should be illegal? What
should be illegal? The fucking Silk Road. Well,
you're selling illegal narcotics, right? Like
you're selling fucking if you buy heroin off
of the Silk Road, that should be illegal. I don't
necessarily think the guy who made it should
be illegal because it's like, yes, while he did
offer a conduit for people to sell that shit,
it's not like he ever sold it himself. Right.
As long as he wasn't like condoning it. But I
mean, I guess you could make an argument that
should have been enforcing it better. But hey,
it's on the dark web. So what's it fucking matter?
It's like. That would be like prosecuting whoever
built the thruway because people transport drugs
on it. It's like, that doesn't make any sense.
Just because people are using it for that doesn't
mean that it's their fault. I think the problem
was that people were using it for all these illegal
things and they just continued to keep putting
it up. Well, I mean, they still have the thruway
open. People are transporting drugs on it. It's
like, why should he have to shut it down? Fuck.
We're out. We're out. We're back. We apologize
for the terrible quality of this podcast. Yeah,
man. I don't know. I think I don't think he really
should have gone to jail. It's ridiculous. Oh,
jail. Yeah, that's good. I'm not sure. I think
he did a significant amount of time, like 10
years. Yeah, he served his thing. I'm sure they
probably tried to put him away for fucking life
for that, but 10 years, that's, I think, a little
bit more. Yeah. Yeah, so what else, man? Let
me think. Something else is pissing me off this
week I wanted to talk about on the podcast. I
don't really remember exactly what it was. The
Alzheimer's podcast. What's that? The Alzheimer's
podcast. The Joe Biden podcast. I feel bad. I
feel like I'd be a lot more involved if I could
fucking hear you guys. I know you're cutting
out a lot, but that's all right. We'll be back
next week. Fuck yeah. But anyway, thanks for
listening to the podcast. I thought me and Allie
Mack aren't going to play Jeopardy. Oh, is that
even going to work? I really doubt it would.
I don't know. We could try and make it work.
Yeah. What do you think, Allie Mack? I don't
see how we could. I mean, we can give it a go.
It'll probably be the worst time we've ever done
it. Just a lot of the times, I can't hear you
guys. Occasionally, if one of you laughs or something,
it just goes dead on your end for five seconds.
So Casey's going to ask a fucking question, and
I'm just not even going to hear it. You'll call
in on your phone. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, let's
give it a try. Fuck it. Give the folks what they
came for. Some Jeopardy. Welcome back. Welcome
back to Jeopardy. What happened to your mic?
What happened to your mic? I got it down here.
I think you gotta put the mic closer to your
mouth. Yeah. I'm having a hard time hearing Dan.
All right. Is that, is that bad? Yeah. All right.
Welcome back to Jeopardy. You got your 15 time
winner, Dan. Oh yeah, baby. And your four day
to seven time winner, Allie back to CFA. Oh,
yeah. Gentlemen. What about putting this microphone?
What? What about putting this microphone? Getting
this one. And then I can just put it like that.
Oh, that's a good idea. Um, we're back. And,
uh, gotta head to bed today. Allie back and the,
uh, Daniel. Could do your categories today. We
got birthdays and death days, international leaders,
earth science, radiation nation, back for blood,
and Mario and Luigi. Dan and Allie Mac, you both
won last time. Dan, you pick. I don't even want
this to be a fucking thing. Mario and Luigi.
Mario and Luigi. 200. This 27 -year -old shot
and killed the United Healthcare CEO. Who is
Luigi Mangione? Pickle Tickler. Wait. We got
a virtual buzzer. Who's Pickle... Pickle Tickler.
Who's 69 and who's Bitch Tits McGee? I am Bitch
Tits McGee. I'm Pickle Tickler 69. Alright, Pickle
Tickler. What'd you say? I said Luigi Mangione.
Oh, that's correct. Yes! It's Dan. Dan's got
200 points. Dan's pick. Same category. We gotta
reset the buzzers. You gotta do it every time.
Oh my god! That's a fucking disaster. Alright,
buzzers reset. 400. In 2017, the bridge connecting
Tarrytown and... Who's Mario Cuomo? There you
go. What? Okay. Let's go into these games. Gotcha.
We reset these buzzers. Jesus Christ. Dan's pick.
Same category. 600. This American TV personality
has appeared in shows such as Actress, Hollywood,
and America's Best Dance Crew. Literally never
even heard of those three shows before in my
life. There was only two shows, but yeah. Well,
it sounded like three. Anyone? It would be Mario
Lopez. Never heard of him. Really? Yep. He's
a Spanish -looking guy. No, he's not Spanish
-looking. He is actually Spanish. Yeah, that
too. Same category. His name's Lopez. 800. This
famous German classical music composer's first
name isn't Luigi. It's the German form of the
name Ludwig. Who's Beethoven? Fuck me. Who got
that? I don't know. What's it say on the thing?
I'm 192 milliseconds behind. First one was Pickle
Tickler. Which is irritating because I probably
have a third of a second delay on the phone.
Pickle Tickler got it first though. Oh no, wait.
You got a delay? I mean, I'm assuming. Let's
Google search how long. You got a delay of 192
milliseconds. Alright, here we go. I'm going
to give it to both of you. Wait, we gotta figure
this out. You both got the points. The delay
on the phone call is about 200 milliseconds,
so that one literally was a fucking tie between
us two. That was a toss -up. Alright, you both
got the points. Dan, you can pick. Same category.
We gotta reset the buzzer. Dan's pick. The 1
,000. This American rapper became famous with
his 2020 hit Die Very Rough. Never heard of it.
Hold on a sec. I thought you were going to give
me a Mario Andretti question and I was going
to fucking nail it. Damn it. Say it again. Good
question. This American rapper became famous
with his 2020 hit Die Very Rough. I don't know.
No, that's Mario Judah. Nope. Tyler would know.
We talked about it on the podcast, actually.
Dan, you got birthdays and death days, international
leaders, earth science. Earth science. 200. The
tropic of this zodiac sign marks the southernmost
point on Earth where the sun can be directly
overhead at noon. Nope. Say it again. The tropic
of this zodiac sign marks the southernmost point
on Earth where the sun can be directly overhead
at noon. Dude, tropic of cancer is the only one
I've ever heard of. That'd be the Tropic of Capricorn.
Wow. Never heard of it. Yeah, probably doesn't
exist. Dude, I was going to say Tropic of Cancer,
too. Tropic of Cancer is the north one. The Tropic
of Capricorn is the south one. Oh, my God. I
should be studying my star signs a little bit
more. Yeah, right, Desvik. Same category. 400.
Wait, reset it. Reset it. No, it's reset. Reset.
It's not on mine. Now it's reset. Daily double,
Dan. You got 1 ,400. 1 ,400. I'll do 400. 400.
This layer of the earth is where we live, and
no, it's not flat. This layer of the earth. So,
let's see. You've got the... God, it's been a
while. Since seventh grade. Damn. Let me think.
Let me think. Give me two seconds. Fuck, I can't
even think of one of them. I can't even think
of one of the layers. What about you, Almec?
No, no, no, hold on. Don't give away my daily
double. Don't worry, I don't know it. Okay. I'm
going to lose it anyway, so I might as well guess.
It's the... Why can't I think of one layer of
the fucking earth, dude? I got a fucking A in
this class in college and I still don't fucking
remember it. Why were you taking earth science
in college? That was individual studies right
out of high school. Wait, I thought of one. The
mantle, but that's not it. But things are coming
back. The mantle is like deep in there. We got
some neural connection with Dan's brain. Yes.
There's the crust. There's the mantle. We live
on the outermost layer. That's correct. We live
on the crust. Dan says crust. That's correct.
Oh shit. Oh damn. Do you specify the outer crust
though? I feel like that's... I feel like that's
a distinction. Do you want to specify outer or
inner crust? I'll say outer. He says outer. That's
correct. You don't fucking give him a... Okay,
whatever. I'm not winning anyways. The odds are
stacked against me. Dan, your pick. Same category.
600. Earthquakes happen when these giant slabs
of earth crush. What are tectonic plates? Shift
and grind against each other. That's correct.
Damn. Is that what you were going to say? Yeah,
it was. I knew it was plates. I couldn't remember
the first word until apparently .4 seconds after
you, so. Same category. 800. This scale measures
the magnitude of earthquakes. What is the Richter
scale? Damn. Fuck me. Dan got the points on that.
I can't even get in the right headspace. I'm
in my fucking living room right now with my phone
on speaker. Fuck. I need smelling salts or something.
Well, you got a cat, right? Just fucking go sniff
the litter box. Yeah, it's basically ammonia.
Dan's pick. Same category. 1 ,000. The boundary
where two air masses meet. Often bringing storms
and wild weather. What is a front? Allie Mac!
Oh! Thousand points. That's what I was thinking,
but I wasn't sure. Allie Mac, you got it. I got
it right? Yeah. Oh, shit. What are the points
here? Dan's got 3 ,200. Allie Mac's got 1 ,600.
I'm surprisingly more in this than I thought
I would be. Allie Mac, you got birthdays and
death days. International leaders, Radiation
Nation, and Back 4 Blood. Radiation Nation, 200.
200. Reset it. This form of radiation gives you
a tan, but can also cause skin cancer. Um...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Jesus Christ, Alivac, you
fucking idiot. I was literally about to go, what
is radiation? Fuck it, time me out. I'm waiting
too long. I'm going to feel like an idiot when
he hears alpha radiation. Dan says, what is alpha?
Incorrect. What is beta? Beta? No. What is gamma?
Are you going to keep going with this? Yeah,
yeah, fuck it. How much did I lose? Uh, 600 now?
Wait, can I guess once just for chits and giggles?
What is Omega? Uh, no. I'm pretty sure he's talking
about like the form of radiation, not like the
radiation. What is ionizing? Ionizing? No. What
is direct? What is direct? Alright, I'm just
gonna time this out. What is ultraviolet? Oh,
wow. Jesus fucking Christ, bro. UVA and UVB.
We are so bad at this. Dude, that was retarded.
That was pretty retarded. I felt bad that you
were just pissing points out in the wind, so
I figured I'd do it, too. Fuck. What is the scores
now? Dad's got 2 ,400. Allie Mac's got 1 ,600.
All right. Reset the buzzer. Reset. Whose pick
is it? Ali Mac's pick. Keep it going. 400. This
naturally occurring gas seeps from the ground
and can accumulate in basements, causing a major
lung cancer risk. Yes. Damn. Coming back. Wait.
I'm confused. So he answered it correctly, but
you didn't tell him he was correct for like four
seconds? No, I was finishing the question. Oh,
okay. Uh, Dan's pick. Same category. 600. Reset
it. Uh, this invisible form of radiation has
the shortest wavelength. What is gamma? Oh, Allie
Mack. Damn. Damn, you got it right. Alright,
keep it going. Reset it, though. Oh, fuck. Alright.
You gonna reset that shit, or...? Yeah, no. Reset
that shit. There we go. Alright. 800. AliMac's
got 2200. Dan's got 2800. I'm not too confident,
so 300. 300. The radioactive isotope iodine -131
is often used to treat this butterfly -shaped
organ in your neck. Oh, that's bullshit. What
is your thyroid? Yes. What is the name of the
isotope? Iodine -131. I feel like that's wrong.
Dan feels like that's wrong. I feel like it's
iodide. You feel like it's iodide? Yeah. I was
going off the butterfly -shaped thing in your
neck. That's literally the only reason. Keep
it going, I guess. Dan has some little red disconnect
thing next to his name on the buzzer. Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's looking it up. That's why. Hold on a
sec. Yeah, he's fucking looking it up. Hold on
a sec. Let's ask ChatGPG. Is it iodine -131 or
iodide -131? It's iodine -131. ChatGPG just said,
fuck you, you're wrong. Also, I literally, the
reason I guessed that had nothing to do with
what isotope it was. What do we got? What is
the difference between iodine and iodide? Oh,
my God. Is that a question for me? Because I'm
not answering it. Iodine is the elemental form,
often found as a diatomic molecule, I2, in its
natural state. It's the form you see on the periodic
table and is commonly used in medical and chemical
contexts. Iodide refers to the ionized form of
iodine, I minus. which means it has gained an
electron. Okay, okay. Did you retain that in
your brain, Dan? What? Yeah, I did. I'm going
to fucking remember that. I really thought you
got that wrong. One dozen. Hold on a second.
I got to get back to the buzzer here. Okay. If
you tried to argue that I should have lost my
points off of that, Dan, I would have fucking
fought you. Onward. Let's go. Move onward. Same
category. In physics, this term refers to the
time it takes for half the atoms in a radioactive...
What is a half -life? That's correct. Fuck. Fuck!
What do I got? You got birthdays and death days,
international leaders, back for blood. Back for
blood, 200. Reset the timer. 200. This iron -rich
protein in red blood cells gives blood its red
color. What is hemoglobin? Hemoglobin. That was
good. Dan's pick. Same category. 400. This disease...
Oh, you gotta reset that. Oh. This disease, often
portrayed in royal history, prevents blood from
clotting properly. Oh. In royal history, blue
bloods? What is polycythemia? No. Really? What
is hemophilia? Oh, yes. Oh, got my points back.
I was really hoping you said sickle cell and
lost more points. Fuck. Oh, you're running against
me now, huh? Well, I'm facing you, so yeah. Damn.
If Tyler was here, I'd be giving you high fives
right now. I didn't realize it was like that.
Alright, onward. Same category. 600. This blood
type is known as the universal recipient. What
is A positive? Negative. What is A positive?
Wrong. Oh, what is AB positive? Oh, fuck. He's
right. AB positive. Correct. Nice. Nice. That
was a good one. Got your points back. Reset the
timer, and I am good to continue on this one.
What are we at? Back for blood? What are we at
with points here? Dan's got 3 ,000. Allie Max
got 3 ,500. Oh, shit. That's it. I'm buckling
down. 800. This organ filters blood and removes
all the kidney. What is this kidney? Oh, yeah.
Wait, which one? Oh, wait, fuck, no. Filtered
blood. You fucking idiot, Alleybag. The spleen.
I'm glad he beat me. For Dan. Reset that shit.
Damn, this is close, bro. Uh, Dan, for pick for
1 ,000, this 1976 film features a prom night
gone to hell thanks to a telekinetic teen and
a whole bucket of pig's blood. Nope. I missed
the first half of the question, but I know I
don't know what you're talking about. This 1976
film features a prom night gone to hell. Thanks
for telling the Connecticut team a whole bucket
of pig's blood. No. I'm tempted to guess. You
want to guess? I'm just going to throw it out
there because I think it would be pretty funny
if it landed. What is scream? Incorrect. That's
what I was thinking too, though. What is psycho?
No, don't, no, retract that. It's not psycho.
Completely retract that. Absolutely not. I didn't
say it. Carrie. Fuck, oh my god, Stephen King
on fucking course. You idiot, Ellie Mack. Jesus
Christ. Hey, that's not good internal dialogue.
I'll take away half the points for that one for
you, Ellie Mack. Why? I answered it wrong. Because
I'm just a nice guy. Okay, well, I didn't guess.
I didn't think I knew it. You got birthdays and
death days and international leaders. Well, this
isn't going to go well for either of them, so
let's do birthdays and death days for 1 ,000.
1 ,000. October 9th, 1940 to December 8th, 1980.
Time it out. I have no idea. Time it out. Nope.
That'd be John Lennon. Thank God. On the tip
of my tongue. All right. Same category. 800.
800. January 15th, 1929 through April 4th, 1968.
Nope. This category's a wash, bro. Nope. Martin
Luther King. Oh, almost had that one. Alright.
600. Allie Mack, can you hear the music? Barely.
I got the headphones on your phone. 600. May
29th, 1917 through November 22nd, 1963. Oh, I
know what it is, but I can't buzz in. JFK. Correct.
Oh! Oh, shit! I gotta reset that. Dan's got that.
Fucking lame. KJFK. Dan's big. Same category.
200. April 20th, 1889 through April 30th, 1945.
Nope. Wait, say it again. April 20, 1889 through
April 30, 1945. Who is Adolf Hitler? Yes. Are
you fucking kidding me? Where the fuck are you?
Dude, I can't even remember my fucking dad's
birthday. You were over here remembering Hitler's.
Dude, it's just notable people that died around
that time. Tyler said it's the same thing as
his birthday, right? Or no, it's the same. It's
the same thing as 420, right? Who would have
died in 1945? What notable person? A dance pick.
Reset the timer, not that I'm going to buzz in
on any of these. Same category. 400. October
1st, 1924 through December 9th, 2024. Who is...
Oh my god, what's his fucking name? Oh my god.
Holy shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's the fucking
president. Jesus Christ. What's his fucking name?
I can't think of it either. Oh my God. I just
forgot about him. Why can't I think of his fucking
name? Dude, I can't either. You guys are like
fucking goldfish. Hold on a second. Hold on.
I'm so fucking lucky. Dude, this is terrible.
I can't think of the name Henry Ford out of my
fucking mind. Literally fucking goldfish. Holy
shit. Hold on, Allie Mack. It was the all best
on the day that he died. Who buzzed in? Bitch,
it's McGee. That's who buzzed in. Man, what's
this fucking dude? I'm buzzing in. Who's Jimmy
Carter? Jimmy Carter! Dude, I couldn't think
of it. Dude, I was like, fuck. Jesus Christ.
That was bad. Dan, you got international leaders.
Reset the timer. What's the scores? Dan's got
5 ,000. Allie Mac's got 3 ,000. Wait, how did
he get 5 ,000? Oh, he fucking got those fucking
death dates, the fucking asshole. Take it easy.
I know, you got 600 and 400. You only got international
leaders, Dan. Well, I'm not coming back in this
category. That's for damn sure. For 200, Xi Jinping.
It was China. China, Alimax. Yeah, that was not
mine, but that's right. Yeah, but the 200 milliseconds,
so. You can look that up. You can fact check
me. I'm not pulling that out of my ass either.
Alimax pick. You want 400? Let's go 1 ,000. 1
,000. Han Duk Soo. I actually don't know. Dan
actually doesn't know. Alright, I'm going to
take a risk here. So it's the country, right?
Han Duk Soo. It's the country though, right?
What is South Korea? Ali Mag says South Korea.
That's correct. Oh, holy fuck. It just sounded
Korean. I can't fucking believe that's crazy
What are the scores? Sam's got 5 ,000. Alimax
got 4 ,200. Oh, fuck. You got 400, 600, 800.
I'm glad I didn't say Japan. Yeah. Um, 800. For
800. Oh, fuck. Daily double you got forty two
hundred Dan's got what five thousand I'm gonna
be an idiot here. Let's make it a true daily
double True daily double Emmanuel McCrone Let
me try to say it in the correct accent here.
Emmanuel Macron. I was already going to guess
this, and it's still probably incorrect, but
what? Either French or Italy. I'm going to go
France. What is France? Why did you do that?
You gave it away. He said he was going to guess
it. Dan, I was gonna guess France anyways, I
promise you. Holy shit. That was truly spectacular.
Are you fucking kidding me? You're still in it,
Dan. Dan, I swear on my fucking... You just fucked
me with that accent, though. He said he was gonna
say Italy or France, and you said... Dude, I
guess this suit was South Korean. I'm gonna get
a manual on fucking France. Come on. Give me
a little bit of credit here. I'll give Alavac
credit for that, because he said he was gonna
guess France. No, I'm angry. I don't appreciate
that you think I need your help though Casey
I'm better than that for once I'm not high or
drunk and I'm on here so I'm working with like
a couple more brain cells than usual alright
Alan you got 400 600 let's do 6 600 Mark Carney
more confident enough to guess Mark Carney What
is Canada? Canada, that's correct. That was pretty
sexy. I'm not going to lie. Dan, finally for
$1 ,000. Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. Let me
get in position. Wait, I got to reset the buzzer.
For $400, Narendra Modi. What is India? India,
that's correct. That would have been my guess,
but I wasn't going to go for it. All right, we
still got a close game. Dan's got 6 ,000. AllieMac's
got 8 ,400. Damn. Where's my phone? Oh, wait.
Final Jeopardy! collection is on my phone. Wait,
let me just see what it is, and then I'll give
it back. AllieMac, text me your answer. Or your
wager. The scores was 84 ,000. I mean, 8 ,400,
me, 6 ,000, Dan. Yeah. This is a fucking close
one. Dan got your wager. Dan got your wager.
Uh, question is... Wait, wait, hold up. Dan is
not on the buzzer. He disconnected. You don't
need the buzzer. You don't need a buzzer. Final
Jeopardy. Oh, yeah, you're right. Um... Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry. Does that wager even make sense? Does
it make sense? Well, it is actually a true number,
value amount, so it does make sense. Yeah, okay,
whatever. Fuck it. I don't give a fuck. Alright,
question. In Greek mythology, this figure opened
a jar out of curiosity and unleashed all the
world's evils. Then in 2000, went on to start
a streaming service. Jesus, fuck. That was a
fucking cupcake. Is it? It's too easy, Casey.
Too fucking easy. You fucked me. Oh, man. You
fucked me, Casey. Dan says, what is Pandora?
He bet 1201. Dan's up to 7201. Adibak says, what
is Pandora? That's correct. He bet... $23 .95.
Alleyback, $10 ,495. Alleyback wins. That was
a good game. That was a fucking game. That was
probably the coolest movie that I did in a while.
Here, put Alleyback back over there. Alleyback,
what do you want to say to the listeners about
your win? I guess I should show up to this podcast
sober more often. Yeah. Put him on the mic. I
got a question for Allie back. Man, I can't miss
you, though, because if you're mad in the slightest,
I promise you, I was going to guess France before
he did anything. I swear on my fucking cock.
You know what? That was pretty sweet because,
dude, anytime you do a true daily double, I mean,
you're taking a big risk. So that could have
gone the other way just as hard. So that was
pretty good. And that was legitimately my guess,
too. I'm kind of pissed off that Casey fucking
did the accent. Because if that was your Daily
Double and he did that shit, I would have jumped
through my fucking window. That was a good game.
That was close. Alleyback gets his eighth win.
That's the Ocho. I mean, depending on how you
look at it, that's a two -game heater for me,
too, so I'm getting hot again. Yeah. We made
it like practically 30 games before I even got
it with. I am kind of telling you that I'm just
getting more wins lately. So you never know.
I'm on the rise. I might be making a run for
the throne here. When you die, is it okay if
we download your consciousness and make it infinitely
play Jeopardy against Dan and Tyler? Yeah, just
don't expect it to fucking win very often. Are
you using sober me or high me? Oh, I'm using
fucking blatantly high you. Okay, so just the
episode version of me. If that's the data you
give it to train on, I'm not going to do too
hot. You're just infinitely loose at Tyler. I
don't know. I'm confident. This was a confident
win. I didn't even think about my bet. I said,
I will bet five more. I mean, I'll bet five less
than the difference for me to Dan, because just
in case he did the little fiddle fucking with
the numbers, I wanted to be there. I got worried
with that final jeopardy, though. I thought Dan
was going to bet more, and I was just going to
piss it away because I didn't bet more. I asked
ChachiBT what to bet. I almost thought about
asking fucking AI what the ideal number for me
to bet was. I'm not even kidding. It told me
1 ,200. It says if you're right, 6 ,000 plus
1 ,200 puts you at 7 ,201. If you're wrong, 6
,000 minus 1 ,201 puts you at 4 ,799. you still
preserve a chance to win if they miss. Did you
use chat GPT to calculate your wagers? Yeah,
I told it that Allie Mack had a 70 % chance of
getting it wrong. I said, this guy... Bro, this
is fucking chat GPT gate. We got a fucking asterisk
next to dad's name. No, bullshit. I just asked
him about the wager. He would have had an asterisk
if he won, but he didn't, so it's fine. Yeah,
and... I told it that Allie Mac had a 70 % chance
of getting it wrong. So it calculated based on
that. How'd you figure that? By a past history
of Allie Mac. Yeah, well, that's past Allie Mac,
Dan. I'm a young gun. I'm fucking blazing through
the field. I'm collecting dubs. All right, all
right. That's all I'm doing with this podcast.
I'm on a warpath here. I actually have to get
home and keep working. That was a good game,
though. I'm happy with the outcome. The fact
that you won over the phone, that's nuts. I'm
surprised that it actually didn't come up all
that often where the buzzer was an issue. I think
there was just the two questions there. No, that
worked really well, actually. Yeah, I guess I
might just need to remotely attend everything
from here on out. How about you don't? Because
that was a real fucking nightmare on my part.
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that's right. For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
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