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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the pyramid come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers that are at

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least nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then

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they are extraterrestrials they are aliens I

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still feel your touch in my dream Forgive me

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my weakness But I don't know why Without you

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it's hard to survive Yeah Welcome to Untitled

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Podcast Fuck yeah It's... Episode 107. 107, like

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Dispatcher 107. Who's that? Freddie. Oh, is it?

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Yeah. Dispatcher 107. How you doing? Well, I'm

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here. I'm Casey. I'm here with Dan, the vitamin

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man. Oh, yeah. How you doing, Dan? I'm doing

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pretty good. Is this Cascada? Yeah. Oh, I love

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Cascada. I was just playing synth on Every Time

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We Touch. I love that song. Hell yeah. i used

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to listen to this kind of music when i was like

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i don't know early 20s a lot same yeah i guess

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when i was like a teenager then it probably would

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have been the same time yeah you ever go to a

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rave oh you know man the thing is is with those

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like yes i did and a lot of the kids that were

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involved in that started dropping like flies

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just from drug overdoses Oh, like dead? Yeah,

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just like every month there's a new rave kid

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that died. Oh, my God. Yeah. You ever do MDMA?

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Did I ever do MDMA? I did Ecstasy, which I think

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contains MDMA. No, it's the same thing. It's

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just a street name. I thought Molly was the street

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name for MDMA. All the same thing. Really? Yep.

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Huh. Yeah, so I've done it. Oh, yeah. What was

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that experience like? Well, I mean, I think maybe

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I talked about this on the podcast. I don't think

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so. I didn't know you did this. Yeah, I was hanging

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around with one of those rave kids. Kid was kind

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of a scumbag. Oh, geez. Kind of a nice kid. But

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he was just, you know, I used to hang out with

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everybody. So I was kind of hanging around like

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the scumbags. for like this particular night.

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Scumbags. Yeah, but I mean. You're like, I'm

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going to go hay with the scumbags. But they're

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nice scumbags. I got nothing better to do. Yeah,

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so we went to this party and there's this one

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fucking toothless guy that was selling ecstasy.

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And yeah, the kid I was with is like, yo, yo,

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he's like, yeah, that guy's always got ecstasy.

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We're going to get some ecstasy, dude. And I

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was already drunk. I'm like, yeah, whatever,

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dude, this is awesome. Was this another kid or

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was it like an old man? No, he was probably like

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back when I was 20, he was probably my age. Oh,

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that's weird. You're selling that fucking ecstasy

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to high schoolers. Yeah. And he was like, no

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front teeth. This guy was just like a big burly

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motherfucker. he's dead now but um yeah so we

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went inside and i just vaguely remember this

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because i was like i was so drunk but my buddy

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handed it to me and i dropped it on the floor

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and then somebody stepped on it and it was just

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this little pile of powder on the floor and he's

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like look it up look it up so i licked it up

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and it fucking works though and uh Dude, it just

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makes you really, from what I remember, just

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really not a lot of apprehension, just really

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lovey. And there was this girl that was with

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us, actually. It was this kid's girlfriend. He

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went to the bathroom, and I started kissing her.

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Oh, dude. And I would never do that. Dude, even

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drunk, I would never do that. Did you find out?

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I don't know, and I don't think anybody cared

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because everybody was high. Everybody was just

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like. Like anything goes. Oh, God. Damn. You

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ever do DMT? No. Never done DMT. Damn. What about

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acid? No. Damn. That's usually a rape drug. I'm

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on the fucking edge as it is, dude. I'm just

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hanging on the, I'm on the fringes of reality.

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You were wild back in your day. Yeah, I was.

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I didn't do anything crazy though. I didn't do

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any like cocaine. Like MDMA is actually technically

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a soft drug. So it's like. in the class with

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like marijuana. Yeah. But I think I, I told this

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story on the podcast. I was saying I have not

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now, but I had chest pain after doing MDMA for

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years after it. Oh, yeah. Because I started,

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um, I started, uh, I hope I'm telling the story

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the same. I hope I didn't like switch it up and

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like, you're going to be like, oh, he's fucking

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making this up here. He told his story, told

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it differently. Uh, yeah, I think so. But, um,

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Yeah, I started drinking like a ton of water.

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No, no, that's not what happened. I started,

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I had hyperthyroidism. So my heart was beating

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really fast. And it's like the MDMA, the ecstasy

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on top of it. It was like beating extra fast.

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And I was like getting like, it was noticeable,

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dude. I was like concerned. I was like, whoa,

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this is bad. And so the one kid I was with is

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like, dude, drink water, drink water. Just keep

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drinking water. It's not a bad idea. That was

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actually. Pretty good logic for just a run -of

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-the -mill townie druggie. Technically, if you

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increase your fluid volume, it raises your heart

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rate, so that wasn't a good idea. Well, I mean,

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you're diluting the drug. No, it lowers it. Never

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mind. Go ahead. Does it? Yeah, I'm fucking stupid.

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Dude, I can't even think of that. Because when

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somebody has a high heart rate, you give them

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fluids. Oh, right, if they're compensating. You're

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dehydrated because of high heart rate. But yeah,

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I had chest pain for like years after that, like

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a dull ache in my chest. Not like hardcore chest

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pain, but just like I could just feel like occasionally

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like an ache, you know? But it went away, so

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we're good, you know? Yeah, yeah. Everything's

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A -okay. Nice. Maybe I'll try it again one day.

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I don't know. What about you, Casey? I actually

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tried buying weed for the first time from this

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kid that I went to school with. That was like

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he sat at my lunch table and shit for a while.

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So I knew him pretty well. And I went to buy

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weed from them and there's like three guys in

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the park, right? And so we like go under the

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fucking railroad tracks under the bridge and

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we're like testing out this big fucking bong.

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And I buy it for like $60 for the bong and $20

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for weed, right? And I go to the fucking library,

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my job at the library. And I open up the bag

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and it's like, this smells like oregano. No way.

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And it was just fucking oregano. Stop. I texted

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him. I was like, what the fuck, man? And he's

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like, oh, damn, bro. Well, if you got ripped

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off, I got ripped off, too. That's genius. And

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I'm like, you can't be mad at him. No, I was

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like, that's bullshit. And he's like. Yeah, it

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is bullshit. And I'm like, fucking give me my

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money back. And he's like, he just like ghosted

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me. And then like I found out he like ripped

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me off for the bong too. Why? Because it was

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like $30. I pay like 60. That's what you get

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for messing around with drug addicts. Say no

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to drugs, kids. We should be at a commercial

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for dare. What else? What other situations have

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you been ripped off? Oh, no. That was the only

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time I tried to buy weed illegally. It's the

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only time you ever got ripped off? Well, ripped

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off? I don't know about that. I've been ripped

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off a lot by capitalism, but price is at the

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store. What about you? I got ripped off on Facebook

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Marketplace once. It might have been Craigslist,

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actually. It was, I bought an amplifier for my

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subwoofers in my car. And the kid sold it to

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me. He's like, oh yeah, this thing's awesome,

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dude. I get it home and it's got like a red light,

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right? Like when I powered it up. Yeah. And it

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like smelled like burnt electronics. And I was

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like, I messaged him. I'm like, dude, this thing

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is fucking fried, bro. And he just like completely

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like ghosted me. Didn't say anything. Yeah. But

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technically, isn't that illegal? Could you have

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fucking, you know, reported them or something?

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Um, no, it was, uh, there's nothing you can really

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do. It's like you bought it secondhand. So it's

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like on you, you know, that's the only time I

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ever got ripped off and I might actually try

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and find this motherfucker again. Now that I

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think about it, we should find it. We should

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get him on the podcast. I don't know if I want

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him on the podcast, but Let me see if there's

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a way to, I think it was on Marketplace. Let

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me see. I don't know. People will fucking try

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to sell anything. And I actually just yesterday

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put out a bunch of stuff on my lawn that was

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like old broken stuff. And somebody fucking took

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the vacuum cleaner like within an hour. And I

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was like, why do you want a broken vacuum cleaner?

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Dude, people will take anything. Like one hour,

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it was just gone. Wow! What about that wash machine?

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That's a dryer. You can have it. You want it?

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Does it work? No. It doesn't? What's wrong with

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it? Basically everything. It doesn't turn on.

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It doesn't dry clothes. Did it dry clothes when

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it turned on? No. No, it just makes like a buzzing

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sound. That's it? And the top is broken off and

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I cut the cords with a wire. With scissors. Did

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you? Yeah. Why? To get the top off so we can

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move it upstairs. So you cut the power cord?

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Yeah. The fuck, Casey? Well, I cut the connection

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cords. It's broken anyway. I would have taken

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it. I tried to fix it. No, I'm just joking. No,

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people take those, though, and, like, repair

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them, and they have whole, like, fucking stores

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of used appliances. Oh. Yeah. There's good money

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in, like, flipping appliances, actually. Oh,

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I figured it was just old and broken. They're

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pretty easy to fix. Yeah, you fix a lot of dryers

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in your day? Actually, I have, Casey. No, I fixed

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one once. It was just a fuse that was bad on

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it. Oh. Yeah, but people make a lot of money

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flipping appliances on Facebook. So you probably

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make $100 ,000 a year doing that. Really? A hundred

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grand? I was looking at jobs for nursing jobs.

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I saw there was like $70 an hour for an aesthetic

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nurse, which is like you inject people with Botox

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and shit. Dude, do it. I should. You get to travel

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and drive around and shit. Yeah, dude. Fuck working

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in an ER. Fuck that. Dude, that's like, oh man,

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I can't think of something I'd rather do less

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than working in an emergency room. There's like

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very few things, you know? Yeah. You have to

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like inject people because they're neurotoxins

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technically. Right. You have to get like neurotoxins

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certified. Damn. That would be interesting though.

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But if you injected that in your dick, what do

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you think would happen? Your dick would stay

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permanently hard. Damn, that would suck. Would

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you rather? Have your dick always have to be

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permanently hard or never get hard. Just always

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be soft. Well, I don't know, man. If it's always

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hard, that's going to be awkward in a lot of

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situations. You know, it's like you can't go

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to your kids like school event. You can't like

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there's a lot of things you can't do because

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it's just. No, dude, probably just soft. Like,

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but then you can never, like, I don't know. Could

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you ever have an orgasm again? Man, I don't know,

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but think of how much shit you could get done

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if your dick never got hard. Yeah. It's just

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so productive. Right? You just fucking, like,

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all that money. You wouldn't care about, like,

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99 % of society. Right. You're just like, dude,

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you'd have so much motivation. Just fucking chi

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up, you know? No, not forever, dude. Yeah. That's

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what, like, fucking monks do. Shit. They say

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they do. Tyler would, well, I think monks do.

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Tyler says, like, priests do, but, you know,

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they just use children. It doesn't count, apparently.

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Yeah. You're still celibate. But you can still

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come with your dick soft, can't you? Yeah. I

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don't think so. You definitely can. Yeah, like

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if you have like a prostate orgasm and you get

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something to shove up your ass, you can just

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come when you're soft. Really? Yeah. Is that

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true or are you just making this up? No, that's

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true. You didn't know that? That you can just

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come while you're dead soft. Yeah. I don't know

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if that's true, dude. No, 100 % true. Really?

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Yeah. All right, we're going to take a quick

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break, do an experiment here. All right. Well,

00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:26.899
that would be awkward at the doctor's office.

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Yeah, yeah. Some people actually come when the

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doctor sticks a finger up the ass. No. No, like

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dead serious. That's an actual thing. That didn't

00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:45.200
happen to me, but... That'd be embarrassing.

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Like, in front of a bunch of nurses in the trauma

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bag. A bunch of hot nurses. Dude shoves his finger

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up your ass and you come everywhere. And you're

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still soft. Man, that's what nightmares are made

00:16:02.629 --> 00:16:06.950
of. I told you about the doctor that I work with

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that the first thing he does for everybody is

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shove a fucking rectal thermometer up their ass.

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Really? Is this the one you can't stand? There's

00:16:16.009 --> 00:16:21.179
a lot of them I can't stand. I mean, but getting

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rectal temps is pretty normal, right? I wouldn't

00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:30.240
say so. Not unless it's like a baby. Huh. That's

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weird. Why does he feel the need to do that?

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He doesn't trust oral thermometers. Why does

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that have to be so fucking accurate? He's just

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very, what's it called? You know, like OCD, kind

00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:44.899
of autistic. I don't know. Like by the book?

00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:47.850
Yeah, by the book kind of guy. very like, you

00:16:47.850 --> 00:16:50.649
know, nervous, nervous energy kind of thing.

00:16:51.029 --> 00:16:54.070
Damn. Like he like literally admits every patient.

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It's neurotic. Yeah. Yeah. So Dan, we got a lot,

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uh, we got a lot of headlines going on this week.

00:17:02.850 --> 00:17:05.029
Yeah. Let's talk about them. We got fucking,

00:17:05.190 --> 00:17:10.329
uh, Biden, Biden has stage four cancer. We talked

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about that. Did we? Yes, we did. No, we didn't.

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Yes, we definitely didn't. Not on the podcast.

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Yeah, I think we did. I think we definitely did.

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Oh, man. Well, Republicans are trying to form

00:17:24.470 --> 00:17:28.329
a committee to investigate Biden's, like, covering

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up his, you know, his, like, sentience, basically.

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His what? Like, his cognition. I mean, what's

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the point, dude? What's the point? It's like

00:17:41.150 --> 00:17:43.329
it's in the past, right? We got other things

00:17:43.329 --> 00:17:45.710
to fucking worry about, bro. We can't. It's like.

00:17:46.109 --> 00:17:48.490
He's fucking Republicans, man. I don't know.

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They piss me off. Who is it, Mitch McConnell?

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I don't know who it is, actually. Probably Rand

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Paul. Yeah, I like Rand Paul. Rand Paul's pretty

00:18:02.529 --> 00:18:04.630
good. He's pretty balanced. He calls Trump out

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on his bullshit when he needs to be called out

00:18:06.130 --> 00:18:09.309
on it. Yeah, you think this is going too far

00:18:09.309 --> 00:18:11.829
in the one direction again? It's like going too

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far in the other direction? No, not yet. Not

00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:18.119
yet? What if it's more people in ovens? That

00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:20.539
would be too far in the other direction. It was

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so far in the other direction. It'll be too far

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in the other direction once they start mandating

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Christianity. Bro, ice was in cojos. Okay, let

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them be. They're doing their job, dude. Yeah,

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I don't think they should be in Cohoes. That's,

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you know, 2 ,000 miles away from the Mexican

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border. All right, write him a fucking letter.

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Say, I don't think you should be here. See what

00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:45.980
happens. Nothing will happen. Exactly. Because

00:18:45.980 --> 00:18:49.440
you're just Casey O 'Neill from Latham. Right.

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Fucking Kanye says he's done with anti -Semitism.

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For now. For today. He says sorry to all the

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people that he's hurt. No, he doesn't mean it.

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You think he means it? No, I think he's just

00:19:04.750 --> 00:19:07.089
schizophrenic. I think he's going to change his

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fucking... Well, he's bipolar. So now he went

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from fucking manic to probably depressive or

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the other way. Or he was depressive and now he's

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manic. Now he's probably manic. Those are long

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episodes. It's been like a few years he was...

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I mean, he's always been insane, but... Yeah.

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Maybe he got a medication adjustment. No, he

00:19:26.089 --> 00:19:28.940
needs medication. But... I mean, that song still

00:19:28.940 --> 00:19:31.480
bops. I haven't heard it in a minute, but nothing

00:19:31.480 --> 00:19:34.099
picks me up like that song. You can't find it

00:19:34.099 --> 00:19:38.740
anymore. Oh, I got it, dude. Yeah, no, I saved

00:19:38.740 --> 00:19:41.279
the version you sent me. Yeah, you got to save

00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:45.000
it. Elon's done with the federal government.

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He got kicked out. He didn't get kicked out.

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He resigned because he disagreed with Trump about

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some shit. He didn't resign and you know that.

00:19:52.349 --> 00:19:54.029
You know that that's just like a fucking left

00:19:54.029 --> 00:19:57.190
wing fucking circle jerk. What do you mean? I

00:19:57.190 --> 00:20:00.410
literally went on chat GPT. Some fucking some

00:20:00.410 --> 00:20:04.049
fucking dork comes running with his fucking megaphone.

00:20:04.069 --> 00:20:07.670
Some left wing fucking liberal dork is like extra

00:20:07.670 --> 00:20:12.170
extra read all about it. Extra, extra, read all

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about it. Elon's leaving the federal government.

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He got kicked out. They just make this shit up,

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dude. They're just... ChatGPT says he exits following

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his criticism over his influence within the government

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and ongoing legal challenges. Yeah, that's because

00:20:27.789 --> 00:20:30.210
your ChatGPT tells you what you want to hear.

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It's like ChatGPT is just an echo chamber. You

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think ChatGPT is biased based on... Yes, yes.

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Because my ChatGPT told me something different

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than that. Mine says that it was time for his,

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he was a special government employee, which they

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can technically, not technically, legally, they

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can only be in the government for 130 days. Oh,

00:20:50.809 --> 00:20:53.109
so the Trump administration is concerned with

00:20:53.109 --> 00:20:55.609
like doing things legally. Yeah, apparently,

00:20:55.750 --> 00:20:57.930
apparently you got to follow the law. So 130

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days was up. So it's time to skedaddle. He set

00:21:00.250 --> 00:21:02.970
up, he set up his thing. So Doge is still active

00:21:02.970 --> 00:21:07.619
and it's going to be active until 2026. So it'll

00:21:07.619 --> 00:21:10.539
be the 250th anniversary of America. Yeah, who's

00:21:10.539 --> 00:21:14.180
leading it? Ram Swam? No, Ram Swam, he's out.

00:21:14.420 --> 00:21:16.660
He's out too? I thought they were both the leaders

00:21:16.660 --> 00:21:19.640
of Doge. No, he left like at the very beginning.

00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:25.039
Oh, he realized that he was on the wrong side

00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:27.559
there. Do you think like Doge is a bad thing?

00:21:29.299 --> 00:21:32.680
Like just to have government efficiency? Not

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necessarily. Like to get rid of government waste?

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Do you think that's a bad thing? No, but they

00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:39.900
were going too far. They're just cutting everything.

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They're cutting fucking funding for veterans.

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They're cutting the suicide hotlines. They're

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cutting everything. They're cutting air traffic

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control. Let me ask you, Casey. Would they ever

00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:54.880
tell you on your news, the news that you watch,

00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:58.160
MSNBC, would they ever say, you know what? I

00:21:58.160 --> 00:22:00.539
literally watch Fox News. You know what? Doge

00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:03.140
is actually doing a good job. They're actually

00:22:03.140 --> 00:22:05.819
doing a good job. This is amazing. Like someone

00:22:05.819 --> 00:22:07.720
on the right is actually doing a good job. It

00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:10.220
has to be negative because it's the only way

00:22:10.220 --> 00:22:12.500
you're going to watch it. You're like, you want

00:22:12.500 --> 00:22:14.579
to be upset about something. Everybody wants

00:22:14.579 --> 00:22:16.519
to be upset about something. I still love getting

00:22:16.519 --> 00:22:18.880
pissed off about Nancy Pelosi. It's like, oh,

00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:21.299
fucking Nancy Pelosi buying all these fucking

00:22:21.299 --> 00:22:24.940
stocks ahead of time, insider trading. Like I

00:22:24.940 --> 00:22:27.000
used to get pissed off and it's like, dude, Nancy

00:22:27.000 --> 00:22:28.500
Pelosi doesn't know what the fuck's going on.

00:22:28.910 --> 00:22:31.230
She's like, yeah, she probably has a stock guy

00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:34.150
who's probably really fucking good. And I don't

00:22:34.150 --> 00:22:36.029
think she's an... Maybe she is an insider trader.

00:22:36.170 --> 00:22:38.529
I don't know. Who gives a fuck, dude? Definitely

00:22:38.529 --> 00:22:40.569
is. Why do you think she has, you know, a net

00:22:40.569 --> 00:22:45.190
worth of over 10 something million dollars gets

00:22:45.190 --> 00:22:48.670
paid $200 ,000 a year? Yeah, but we already did

00:22:48.670 --> 00:22:51.509
the math on that. Yeah. Well, I was saying...

00:22:51.509 --> 00:22:54.509
Anybody could have that. If you invest wisely,

00:22:54.829 --> 00:22:58.250
like if you insider trade, you can like... Make

00:22:58.250 --> 00:23:02.269
hundreds of millions, but. Would you do it? I

00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:04.309
would do it. If I wasn't going to get caught,

00:23:04.529 --> 00:23:07.549
I'd fucking do it. No, you'll fucking get caught.

00:23:08.109 --> 00:23:10.710
Like everybody fucking gets caught eventually.

00:23:11.009 --> 00:23:14.349
Nancy Pelosi hasn't been caught. Trump actually

00:23:14.349 --> 00:23:18.589
just pardoned, what's her name? Todd and Julie

00:23:18.589 --> 00:23:23.490
Chrisley, who were on that reality show. Then

00:23:23.490 --> 00:23:25.769
they were charged with like tax evasion and fraud.

00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:29.180
and they were big, like, Trump supporters, like

00:23:29.180 --> 00:23:32.319
Christian, evangelical Christians. So that's

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.059
the only reason he's pardoning them. They were

00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:38.059
charged with fraud? Fraud and tax evasion. Did

00:23:38.059 --> 00:23:42.839
they do it? Yeah, they were guilty. Oh. Oh, well,

00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:44.220
he's the president. He can do whatever he wants.

00:23:44.900 --> 00:23:47.880
Yeah. He also pardoned Larry Hoover, which was,

00:23:47.940 --> 00:23:50.259
like, the big, you know who he is? He was, like,

00:23:50.259 --> 00:23:52.500
the big gang leader in Chicago in, like, the

00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:56.500
80s and 90s. And he was serving six life sentences.

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And he's like, he's 74. He's like, Larry Hoover's

00:23:59.539 --> 00:24:02.079
done enough time in prison. He's like serving

00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:05.700
six life sentences. Should we let that guy out?

00:24:06.380 --> 00:24:09.039
Yeah, that's fucking crazy. How long has he spent

00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:11.920
in jail already? He spent 30 years in Florence

00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:16.700
Supermax. 40 years? 30 years. That's pretty good,

00:24:16.779 --> 00:24:20.779
dude. That's Larry Hoover. Yeah, Larry Hoover.

00:24:22.340 --> 00:24:30.220
He's black? Yeah. Damn. Big like gang crime boss.

00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:33.980
Probably, you know, responsible for hundreds

00:24:33.980 --> 00:24:38.740
of murders. Yeah. Maybe not him, but I think

00:24:38.740 --> 00:24:40.460
maybe he's trying to win over the black crowd

00:24:40.460 --> 00:24:44.180
or something. You think that everybody can be

00:24:44.180 --> 00:24:48.099
reformed or there's people that just like have

00:24:48.099 --> 00:24:55.779
no shot at being reformed? Oh, man. I think most

00:24:55.779 --> 00:25:07.480
people can be reformed. But, yeah, it's tough

00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:10.220
to say, man. I think most people can be reformed.

00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:14.400
I think they can. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot

00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:17.720
of people that no matter what you try, they're

00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:20.119
always going to keep committing crimes. But,

00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:23.339
dude, you know, a lot of people, like, a lot

00:25:23.339 --> 00:25:27.420
of people had a rough go, like, at life. And

00:25:27.420 --> 00:25:33.180
they really didn't have the same opportunities.

00:25:33.660 --> 00:25:35.900
Like, dude, they just grew up without a dad,

00:25:36.059 --> 00:25:39.140
grew up getting their ass kicked, like, just

00:25:39.140 --> 00:25:42.579
got a lot of bad programming early on in life.

00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:45.759
And, like, they didn't, dude. Like, bro, black

00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.339
kid in the hood doesn't stand a fucking chance,

00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:51.759
bro. It's like trying to get out of hell, you

00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:55.460
know? So it's like a lot of it is outside of

00:25:55.460 --> 00:25:59.960
their control. And it's just, there's not enough

00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:02.819
resources where they're from and the communities

00:26:02.819 --> 00:26:06.039
they're from. So there's no hope. It's like,

00:26:06.099 --> 00:26:09.140
dude, I'm, I'd be selling drugs. You know, if

00:26:09.140 --> 00:26:11.700
I was like, if I grew up in the hood, I'd be

00:26:11.700 --> 00:26:14.599
selling drugs. Like around here, what are you

00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:17.519
going to do? Go get a job for fucking. $15 an

00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:19.500
hour? Right, that's America. What are you going

00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:21.839
to do? Get a job for $15 an hour? That's why

00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:27.240
capitalism doesn't work. No, it does work. It

00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:29.380
does work. It absolutely does work. When we pay

00:26:29.380 --> 00:26:34.460
the lowest class, not enough so that getting

00:26:34.460 --> 00:26:37.359
a minimum wage job is more beneficial than doing

00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:41.059
illegal activity, that doesn't work. No, you

00:26:41.059 --> 00:26:44.349
mean doing... illegal activity is more beneficial

00:26:44.349 --> 00:26:47.069
than getting a minimum wage job right yeah i

00:26:47.069 --> 00:26:49.789
mean that's unfortunate it does just because

00:26:49.789 --> 00:26:51.670
it's not perfect doesn't mean that it's what's

00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:55.109
i mean socialism is that going to fix that socialism

00:26:55.109 --> 00:26:58.410
yeah i'm a big believer in socialism yeah but

00:26:58.410 --> 00:27:01.029
is that going to fix that i think it would if

00:27:01.029 --> 00:27:04.049
we if we at least had it so that the minimum

00:27:04.049 --> 00:27:06.750
wage or whatever the base wage is higher than

00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:09.789
it is now yeah i mean i'm not against universal

00:27:09.789 --> 00:27:15.140
basic income dude I'm all about that. Don't you

00:27:15.140 --> 00:27:19.359
think that socialism is inevitable? Don't you

00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:22.160
think in the future we're just going to have

00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:25.460
all the services that we want just provided to

00:27:25.460 --> 00:27:28.000
us? You just walk down the street and you can

00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:31.700
just get any kind of free service that you want.

00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:37.900
Like what? Like fucking food. So you walk into

00:27:37.900 --> 00:27:40.299
the pizza shop and the guy just likes making

00:27:40.299 --> 00:27:44.200
pizza? Oh yeah, I got in the pizza business a

00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:46.240
long time ago and I just never want to leave.

00:27:46.299 --> 00:27:48.880
I love making pizza. No, not at all. Come and

00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.420
take it for free. Go ahead. Take all my pizza.

00:27:51.740 --> 00:27:55.339
I'm saying the pizza is made by robots. I'm saying

00:27:55.339 --> 00:27:59.400
that we have enough AI technology that we can

00:27:59.400 --> 00:28:01.720
just automate everything and humans can just,

00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:04.039
you know, do whatever they want. Yeah, I'm looking

00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:06.640
forward to that. Like the fucking pizza won't,

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:08.960
there will be nobody making pizza just to be

00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:11.769
fucking robots. Well, the energy has to come

00:28:11.769 --> 00:28:14.250
from somewhere. The energy? Yeah, the energy

00:28:14.250 --> 00:28:17.690
for the robot to make the pizza. So where's that

00:28:17.690 --> 00:28:24.089
energy come from? We use robots to make the energy,

00:28:24.150 --> 00:28:28.450
basically. No, it doesn't work like that. Why

00:28:28.450 --> 00:28:30.369
can't we have... That's like a perpetual motion

00:28:30.369 --> 00:28:33.750
machine. Well, how do we make energy now? We

00:28:33.750 --> 00:28:38.160
harness energy. We convert it. Okay. Can we teach

00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:42.059
robots to harness energy? Not if they require

00:28:42.059 --> 00:28:46.339
energy to work. No. Why? Why is that? Why is

00:28:46.339 --> 00:28:51.859
that? Why can't you just have... Have you ever

00:28:51.859 --> 00:28:55.180
seen a water wheel? Yeah. But it's also a pump.

00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:59.400
So it pumps the water up and then the water falling

00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:02.140
spins the wheel and it powers a generator and

00:29:02.140 --> 00:29:04.700
then it pumps it up because... You lose power.

00:29:04.779 --> 00:29:07.640
It's the laws of thermodynamics. No, but is a

00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:11.680
human required to operate that water wheel? No,

00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:15.859
it doesn't work. It's like it's like a fake perpetual

00:29:15.859 --> 00:29:18.240
motion machine, right? The energy has to come

00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:20.619
from somewhere. So you're saying that robots

00:29:20.619 --> 00:29:24.559
cannot be taught to harvest energy. How are they

00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:29.180
going to harvest it? Are they mining coal? What

00:29:29.180 --> 00:29:32.259
are you talking about? I'm saying... It comes

00:29:32.259 --> 00:29:36.019
from Niagara Falls, Casey. The sun. Say you have

00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:38.160
an energy plant, whatever you want it to be.

00:29:38.259 --> 00:29:40.960
It can be a windmill, a water well. It can be

00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:44.480
nuclear. So say we fully automate that plant.

00:29:44.740 --> 00:29:48.440
Say a fully automated nuclear plant. Aren't the

00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:54.119
robots then just making their own energy? It's

00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:58.799
like giving me a headache. Okay, so they go out

00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.960
there and they build nuclear plants. Yeah, sure.

00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:04.839
We build nuclear plants that are automatic. Yeah,

00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:07.039
sure. That could be a thing. And then robots

00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.180
would be making their own energy. Okay, so there's

00:30:09.180 --> 00:30:11.940
robots making pizza and you can go and get whatever

00:30:11.940 --> 00:30:14.039
you want. Yeah, yeah. So nobody has any jobs

00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:15.859
anymore. Right, and you can just do whatever

00:30:15.859 --> 00:30:19.220
you want. Isn't that socialism? What would you

00:30:19.220 --> 00:30:21.119
do if you could do whatever you want? What would

00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:24.839
you do? I don't know. I like music a lot. I would

00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:30.849
do a lot of music. Like podcasting? Hell yeah.

00:30:32.009 --> 00:30:34.690
You know, just like things that I enjoy. What

00:30:34.690 --> 00:30:39.710
would you do? A lot of masturbation. A lot of

00:30:39.710 --> 00:30:42.990
cake. That's what I would do. Masturbation and

00:30:42.990 --> 00:30:46.710
cake. Once GTA 6 comes out, I would play that

00:30:46.710 --> 00:30:48.829
probably for a couple of years. Yes, dude. I

00:30:48.829 --> 00:30:53.390
would lose a decade of my life to GTA 6. No,

00:30:53.410 --> 00:30:56.349
but really I would... I'd restore cars. I really

00:30:56.349 --> 00:30:59.710
like working on cars. Um, I really like taking

00:30:59.710 --> 00:31:01.609
something that's a pile of shit and turning it

00:31:01.609 --> 00:31:04.630
into something beautiful. Yeah. That really like,

00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:09.970
that really like I feel that deeply. Um, that's

00:31:09.970 --> 00:31:11.609
what I would do in my time. I'd restore shit.

00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:15.650
Like whether it's like houses, cars, you know,

00:31:15.650 --> 00:31:18.849
anything, anything that could be restored. So

00:31:18.849 --> 00:31:20.390
do you think people are still going to have a

00:31:20.390 --> 00:31:24.369
purpose when everything is automated? Yeah, I

00:31:24.369 --> 00:31:25.890
just think there's going to be way too many people,

00:31:25.990 --> 00:31:30.009
you know. Oh, like overpopulation. Yeah. So then

00:31:30.009 --> 00:31:31.730
how does like if somebody wants a house, how

00:31:31.730 --> 00:31:35.210
do they get a house? Well, I mean, it would probably

00:31:35.210 --> 00:31:38.690
be like allocated by the government, you know,

00:31:38.690 --> 00:31:41.130
like this. I think all houses would probably

00:31:41.130 --> 00:31:43.430
like look the same and everybody would just get

00:31:43.430 --> 00:31:45.809
a house that looks the same. That'd be kind of

00:31:45.809 --> 00:31:48.930
cool, dude. I wouldn't give a fuck. Like if I

00:31:48.930 --> 00:31:51.809
because I don't I don't care about like having

00:31:51.809 --> 00:31:55.339
a nicer house than anybody. Like I, I just want

00:31:55.339 --> 00:31:58.180
like my little space. That's it. That's all I

00:31:58.180 --> 00:32:01.700
care about. Right. You know, it's not about like,

00:32:01.779 --> 00:32:03.920
I'd be down with that. I'd be down with like

00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:06.099
universal basic income. Like you can make more

00:32:06.099 --> 00:32:09.880
money if you want, but if you don't want to,

00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:11.279
you don't care. You just want to go around the

00:32:11.279 --> 00:32:13.819
world and explore and like eat good food and

00:32:13.819 --> 00:32:16.920
have sex and just, you know, exist. You can do

00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:19.380
that. Just exist. Yeah. I mean, that's what like

00:32:19.380 --> 00:32:22.660
fucking animals do, right? They just exist. Right.

00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:24.279
And it's kind of like, it's kind of crazy when

00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:26.059
you think about it. Like your cat has everything,

00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:29.900
you know, paid for that at once. Yeah. Yeah.

00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.720
So, I mean, basically your cat's a socialist.

00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:36.259
Right. But it's like, dude, it's kind of crazy

00:32:36.259 --> 00:32:40.960
because it's like we built the society. I got

00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:42.640
to figure out how to wear this. We built a society

00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:47.319
where we have to go to work. We have to make

00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:50.119
money. Right. Where before it was like society

00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.819
was based on like, you just, went out and like

00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:56.200
farmed and like did things to prepare like for

00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:59.279
the next year. You know what I mean? Like you

00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.440
just took care of your, like your little farm,

00:33:01.500 --> 00:33:05.220
right? We're basically all farmers. And then

00:33:05.220 --> 00:33:07.539
we built the society where we all have to go

00:33:07.539 --> 00:33:10.420
to work and we're all miserable. Right. And now

00:33:10.420 --> 00:33:13.440
AI robots are coming along and they're going

00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:16.000
to be taking all of our jobs. Well, we were,

00:33:16.099 --> 00:33:19.880
I think, first hunter -gatherers, and then we

00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:22.460
became farmers. So we're always outside, working

00:33:22.460 --> 00:33:25.140
outside. And then you move everybody inside,

00:33:25.339 --> 00:33:30.619
doing office jobs. Right. And then once AI automates

00:33:30.619 --> 00:33:32.720
everything, I think people won't want to be stuck

00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:35.880
inside. They'll fucking spend time outside. Well,

00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:38.460
yeah, that's what I'm saying. So we built this

00:33:38.460 --> 00:33:41.240
society where we need money, we need to go to

00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:43.720
work. right? Yeah. Like we don't grow our own

00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:45.519
food. We have to pay for somebody for our food.

00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:49.099
And then, you know, AI is coming along and it's

00:33:49.099 --> 00:33:52.700
going to be doing all that stuff for us. So now

00:33:52.700 --> 00:33:54.640
what people do is they're going to go back and

00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:57.900
buy a farm. And then it's like, okay, does that

00:33:57.900 --> 00:33:59.740
any of that stuff really need to be done anyway?

00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:01.039
We just like, what do you mean they're going

00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:04.059
to buy a farm? Well, like people used to be farmers

00:34:04.059 --> 00:34:06.319
and now society has built this thing where we

00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:08.019
all need money, but they're not going to need

00:34:08.019 --> 00:34:11.880
to buy jobs. No, but people like, people want

00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.659
that's like what a lot of people do is they like

00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:16.099
they they start homesteading you know what that

00:34:16.099 --> 00:34:19.000
is oh like just you know being self -sufficient

00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.199
yeah yeah so it's like that's naturally what

00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:25.260
people want to do so it's like we just went through

00:34:25.260 --> 00:34:28.139
this fucking detour where it's like we where

00:34:28.139 --> 00:34:29.900
it's bullshit where we need money and we have

00:34:29.900 --> 00:34:32.099
to work and like are you going to be a farmer

00:34:32.099 --> 00:34:34.639
if you know next door there's this fucking ai

00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:38.719
farm and it generates you know fucking mutated

00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:43.019
corn a hundred times a day. I mean, are you going

00:34:43.019 --> 00:34:46.000
to be able to compete with that? Are you getting,

00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:47.880
well, it's not about that. It's about being self

00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:49.340
-sufficient. Like you're just growing food for

00:34:49.340 --> 00:34:52.820
yourself. Oh, I guess that where I keep them

00:34:52.820 --> 00:34:56.380
to have to have like some sort of a goal, some

00:34:56.380 --> 00:34:59.179
sort of purpose. Right. And it's like, dude,

00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.360
what if, if everything was taken care of for

00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:04.179
you? like i wish it was like that that'd be awesome

00:35:04.179 --> 00:35:07.159
because dude time is just such a valuable commodity

00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:09.699
that your job just robs you of it's not about

00:35:09.699 --> 00:35:14.360
money right yeah it's about time like time yeah

00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:18.239
that's why i like i don't like working um like

00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:22.980
overworking myself yeah well you you are 312s

00:35:22.980 --> 00:35:27.559
right i know i just work two 12s I know. Just

00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:30.059
two? Just two on the weekend. Dude, that's fucking

00:35:30.059 --> 00:35:33.019
amazing. I know, and it's still miserable. That's

00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:38.579
an amazing schedule. Yeah, I mean, it's like

00:35:38.579 --> 00:35:43.280
you work two 12s, but you are feeling the effects

00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:45.920
from it for like days. How the fuck are you full

00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:50.840
time? It's called weekend track. It's still technically

00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.010
considered full time. But it's not full time.

00:35:54.070 --> 00:35:56.769
Like how legally, how is that legally full time?

00:35:57.130 --> 00:35:59.829
Legal? Oh, they can make the job can give you

00:35:59.829 --> 00:36:02.170
a full time benefits if they want to. They're

00:36:02.170 --> 00:36:05.909
entitled to do that. Damn. Are there any other,

00:36:05.969 --> 00:36:08.250
like, do you have to work in an ER to be on weekend

00:36:08.250 --> 00:36:12.329
track? No, no, not necessarily. No, dude, that's

00:36:12.329 --> 00:36:14.730
fucking maybe the best schedule I've ever heard

00:36:14.730 --> 00:36:18.429
of. Yeah. And you get a bonus. Um, like you work

00:36:18.429 --> 00:36:22.000
to, to. Twice a week. And then you get like a

00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:25.460
bonus for being weekend track. So it like makes

00:36:25.460 --> 00:36:27.880
up for the third shift. Dude, that's awesome.

00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.760
I fucking, I used to love working weekends. Like

00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:33.199
when I worked on the ambulance, I basically had

00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:35.880
that schedule. Yeah, we used to work on like

00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:37.980
Saturdays or Sundays or something. Yeah, I love

00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:39.719
working weekends. And I like having the week

00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:42.139
off. And then you just do whatever the fuck you

00:36:42.139 --> 00:36:45.139
want during the week. I know, it's nice. Like,

00:36:45.139 --> 00:36:47.219
so say you didn't want to work in the ER. Could

00:36:47.219 --> 00:36:50.269
you work in another floor? On weekend track?

00:36:50.769 --> 00:36:52.309
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do that because

00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:54.949
that would suck. Is there like, damn, I think

00:36:54.949 --> 00:36:59.530
I would try and find the best gig. In the hospital,

00:36:59.650 --> 00:37:04.969
it's really all shit. Yeah, yeah. It's just terrible,

00:37:05.210 --> 00:37:07.809
yeah. Damn, but you got to get on that helicopter

00:37:07.809 --> 00:37:11.949
so you can get out the hospital. I know, I want

00:37:11.949 --> 00:37:17.440
to be like a street nurse. Yeah. Right? Oh, wait.

00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.579
I think those are called EMTs. Yeah, no. Paramedics.

00:37:21.780 --> 00:37:23.539
See, dude, that's the thing. That's the thing

00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:26.699
about EMS is the schedule is so good. It's just

00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:28.380
you get all your hours out of the way. But that,

00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.719
dude, you have one of the best schedules outside

00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:33.260
of EMS I've ever heard of. I know. That's why

00:37:33.260 --> 00:37:36.539
it's like I don't want to fucking change jobs

00:37:36.539 --> 00:37:39.119
because I have a good schedule. But it's also

00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:41.840
like I fucking hate it sometimes. Dude, imagine

00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:49.719
driving. to albany 50 minutes each way five times

00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:53.840
a week oh yeah i have a co -worker in lake george

00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:57.159
like but that's only like twice a week yeah dude

00:37:57.159 --> 00:37:59.320
that's fucking so doable you could literally

00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:01.719
have a business on the side bro that's what i

00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:04.300
would be doing if i were you yeah you've got

00:38:04.300 --> 00:38:08.880
you've got so much time like dude like i don't

00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:12.079
want money i want time Yeah. And that's why I

00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.079
was like, that's what I felt like too. Yeah.

00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.719
Like leaving my job. I'm like, I don't care.

00:38:17.179 --> 00:38:20.219
Right. That like until I find another job, I'm

00:38:20.219 --> 00:38:21.400
not going to have any money coming in because

00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:24.199
I just want fucking time, bro. Like I've been

00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:27.079
so deprived of my time for the last four years.

00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:29.980
Valuable. Yeah. What's the point of having, you

00:38:29.980 --> 00:38:31.739
know, a lot of money if you can't do anything,

00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:33.940
you don't have time to do anything. And a nine

00:38:33.940 --> 00:38:36.460
to five just robs you of time, dude, because

00:38:36.460 --> 00:38:40.300
you don't think about it like, you know, Getting

00:38:40.300 --> 00:38:42.300
up every day and getting ready to go to work

00:38:42.300 --> 00:38:45.260
and then driving to work fucking murders so much

00:38:45.260 --> 00:38:50.300
fucking time, right? Like I was saying to somebody

00:38:50.300 --> 00:38:52.239
the other day, I'm like, dude, I did the math.

00:38:52.820 --> 00:38:56.320
Almost an hour, two times a day, right? An hour

00:38:56.320 --> 00:39:00.219
each way, right? Times five. So that's two times

00:39:00.219 --> 00:39:04.199
five. That's 10. That's 40 hours a month that

00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.800
I'm driving. That's one week I'm losing in the

00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.420
car. That's a waste of time. That is a waste

00:39:10.420 --> 00:39:12.760
of time. It's a waste of a full day and a half.

00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:17.480
Fuck that noise, dude. No way. Like, no, I'm

00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:20.039
good. Yeah, it should have been playing Minecraft

00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:23.099
for 630 days. I could be doing literally anything

00:39:23.099 --> 00:39:26.380
else. Anything. Right? You could be fucking flying

00:39:26.380 --> 00:39:29.460
a fake plane and flight sim. Right. Or, you know,

00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:31.480
across the world, around the world one time.

00:39:33.819 --> 00:39:35.300
Yeah. Circumnavigate. That's the shit I used

00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:38.019
to do when I had all kinds of time. Circumnavigate

00:39:38.019 --> 00:39:40.139
the globe in Flight Simulator. Yeah, take off

00:39:40.139 --> 00:39:43.539
from JFK, right, and land back on JFK. Right,

00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:47.280
yeah. Damn, dude. I need to get that kind of

00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:54.559
time back. Do you just fly west? I just set the

00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:57.280
heading. Yeah, I took off whatever runway it

00:39:57.280 --> 00:40:01.400
is that points towards Europe on JFK. At JFK.

00:40:01.500 --> 00:40:04.800
You should. And I just adjusted the autopilot

00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:08.260
heading. You should do it at the equator because

00:40:08.260 --> 00:40:11.199
then it would be like the longest point. Damn,

00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:14.039
I should do that. If you just fly straight west.

00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:18.860
Yeah, it's hard to stay on a track. You know

00:40:18.860 --> 00:40:21.119
what I mean? Yeah. Especially, it'd be really

00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:23.719
hard to follow the equator because the way. No,

00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:26.880
maybe it wouldn't. Maybe it wouldn't. Would I

00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:30.400
just have to hold the heading? Doesn't the heading,

00:40:30.460 --> 00:40:33.780
like, slightly change, like, every so often?

00:40:34.460 --> 00:40:42.880
Like, hey, Allie Mac's calling. Check. Yo, all

00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.780
right, we're back. Until the podcast. Allie Mac,

00:40:47.059 --> 00:40:50.019
what's up? We're talking about something with

00:40:50.019 --> 00:40:52.820
the equator. I don't remember what we were talking

00:40:52.820 --> 00:40:55.099
about. Something with the equator. I don't fucking

00:40:55.099 --> 00:40:58.260
know. Allie Mac, what's new with you, bro? What's

00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:04.690
good? What's up? Absolutely nothing. Just same

00:41:04.690 --> 00:41:07.110
shit, different week. What in the world is bothering

00:41:07.110 --> 00:41:10.489
you? Any headlines you've seen that have pissed

00:41:10.489 --> 00:41:14.869
you off? I saw a good headline, actually, is

00:41:14.869 --> 00:41:17.949
that a federal court blocked Trump's tariffs

00:41:17.949 --> 00:41:21.250
because he doesn't legally have the power to

00:41:21.250 --> 00:41:24.340
do so. No. Yeah, I'm sure that made you happy,

00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:27.260
Casey. You know what I'm saying? Just literally

00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:30.219
block every tarot? Your fucking MAGA world is

00:41:30.219 --> 00:41:32.980
crumbling around you, Dan. No, it's not. It's

00:41:32.980 --> 00:41:36.059
only getting better, bro. My stocks are cranking.

00:41:36.260 --> 00:41:37.900
Everything's great. They're fucking crumbling.

00:41:38.699 --> 00:41:41.159
You want it to be... Dude, you guys are like...

00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:43.260
Your stocks are cranking now that there's no

00:41:43.260 --> 00:41:48.159
tariffs. Once the tariffs are added, it'll go

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.300
down again. You're like Chicken Little, bro.

00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.380
Your whole side is like Chicken Little. You're

00:41:53.380 --> 00:41:57.980
like the Chicken Little of Joe Biden. No, I'm

00:41:57.980 --> 00:41:59.860
not, bro. I don't even care about Joe Biden.

00:41:59.860 --> 00:42:04.380
The world... Yeah. The fucking federal... The

00:42:04.380 --> 00:42:06.949
courts still care about Joe Biden. They're like,

00:42:07.070 --> 00:42:11.389
why was Joe Biden president when he had cancer?

00:42:11.949 --> 00:42:15.449
Yeah, dude, I don't fucking just let it go. You

00:42:15.449 --> 00:42:17.469
know what I mean? It's like they got to let it

00:42:17.469 --> 00:42:20.230
go. It's getting ridiculous. They're playing

00:42:20.230 --> 00:42:22.389
Monday morning quarterback. Like it already happened.

00:42:22.429 --> 00:42:24.550
Why do you care? Yeah, it's like just move on,

00:42:24.730 --> 00:42:28.909
man. I honestly like, dude, I don't know why

00:42:28.909 --> 00:42:32.429
we celebritize politicians so much and why we

00:42:32.429 --> 00:42:35.860
get so fucking hyper fixated on them. It's like

00:42:35.860 --> 00:42:37.820
my life hasn't changed at all no matter who's

00:42:37.820 --> 00:42:39.840
been in office. Right. You know what I mean?

00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:42.820
It's like I'm still like fucking not making a

00:42:42.820 --> 00:42:45.599
ton of money living in upstate New York. It really

00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:48.760
doesn't affect us too much, you know? I think

00:42:48.760 --> 00:42:51.500
that's because either, like both sides just suck

00:42:51.500 --> 00:42:55.059
at doing things. Yeah, dude. They both suck.

00:42:55.780 --> 00:42:59.469
And I'm, you know. Your local politicians are

00:42:59.469 --> 00:43:01.250
the ones that actually affect your life, not

00:43:01.250 --> 00:43:03.130
really the president all that much. Right, and

00:43:03.130 --> 00:43:05.449
nobody's interested. Outside of like global conflict,

00:43:05.650 --> 00:43:09.429
it's when you get fucking involved in it. Right,

00:43:09.469 --> 00:43:11.849
it's just like nobody pays attention to local

00:43:11.849 --> 00:43:14.929
politics because it's just not like fucking,

00:43:15.030 --> 00:43:18.090
it's not interesting enough. Yeah. You know?

00:43:18.190 --> 00:43:21.329
Yeah. It's just the shit on TV is so like, it's

00:43:21.329 --> 00:43:24.630
like fear porn, you know? It's like, dude, I

00:43:24.630 --> 00:43:27.250
actually don't give a fuck that much about politics.

00:43:27.949 --> 00:43:30.449
I like, I like getting into it once in a while,

00:43:30.489 --> 00:43:33.969
but I'm like losing steam for it, man. I really

00:43:33.969 --> 00:43:38.090
am. Same. Yeah. You know, you can be like me

00:43:38.090 --> 00:43:40.210
and just stay completely politically oblivious

00:43:40.210 --> 00:43:42.449
all the time. That's kind of, yeah, but you know

00:43:42.449 --> 00:43:46.230
what? I don't know. I don't know, dude. There's

00:43:46.230 --> 00:43:47.750
like kind of with you, Ali Mac, there's like

00:43:47.750 --> 00:43:50.960
kind of a pretentiousness. You think you're better

00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:52.800
than us because you don't get involved in it?

00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:56.420
And it pisses me off. I do not. I think I'm less

00:43:56.420 --> 00:43:58.820
stressed than you guys. I wouldn't say in any

00:43:58.820 --> 00:44:02.980
way, shape, or form. I can feel it, dude. My

00:44:02.980 --> 00:44:05.639
mindset on it is why get all riled up about a

00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.440
bunch of shit that realistically I can't really

00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:10.500
change. Sure, I can have an opinion. And I would

00:44:10.500 --> 00:44:13.860
have an opinion if I cared enough to pay attention.

00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:17.519
But it just stresses me out. I wish I could pay

00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:21.059
attention. Politics just makes me angry if I

00:44:21.059 --> 00:44:25.519
read into it. Ali Mack, be the change you want

00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:28.500
to see in the world. I'm not going to become

00:44:28.500 --> 00:44:32.760
a politician. See, that's how I feel about sports,

00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:36.280
Ali Mack. It makes me angry. And that's fine.

00:44:36.460 --> 00:44:40.050
Sports make me angry a lot. Most of the time,

00:44:40.190 --> 00:44:42.409
they make me angry. I'm just like, they're fucking

00:44:42.409 --> 00:44:46.610
taller than me and better at stuff. If everybody

00:44:46.610 --> 00:44:49.130
says my opinion doesn't matter, the only people

00:44:49.130 --> 00:44:51.369
whose opinions matter are the people that have

00:44:51.369 --> 00:44:54.809
opinions. So if you say your opinion doesn't

00:44:54.809 --> 00:44:56.750
matter, you're just taking yourself out of the

00:44:56.750 --> 00:45:01.110
democracy. Well, I mean, I'll give my opinions

00:45:01.110 --> 00:45:03.110
on issues when I'm talking with you guys, but

00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:05.070
I'm not going to sit here and pretend like they...

00:45:05.610 --> 00:45:08.869
are super informed because they fucking aren't

00:45:08.869 --> 00:45:10.690
i don't know what's going on you guys are my

00:45:10.690 --> 00:45:14.010
i want what let me make that abundantly clear

00:45:14.010 --> 00:45:18.829
dude you voted for kamala harris bro or did i

00:45:18.829 --> 00:45:23.110
you voted for donald trump bro i do i wish i

00:45:23.110 --> 00:45:25.869
did i wish i knew i wish i fucking i really do

00:45:25.869 --> 00:45:27.730
because i really want to put you in a box ellie

00:45:27.730 --> 00:45:29.329
mack and it's really fucking hard when you won't

00:45:29.329 --> 00:45:33.119
tell us who you voted for He told us, actually.

00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:39.139
I've told you twice and I've said that I voted

00:45:39.139 --> 00:45:41.739
for both. I'm just messing with you guys at this

00:45:41.739 --> 00:45:43.559
point. I did vote, but I never planned on it.

00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:48.400
He said he voted for Trump. Yeah, and then I

00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:51.719
went back a couple episodes and I voted for Kamala.

00:45:52.139 --> 00:45:55.980
I can't trust you, bro. We all know you voted

00:45:55.980 --> 00:46:04.230
for Trump. Who's your girlfriend vote for? Who's

00:46:04.230 --> 00:46:08.889
your girlfriend vote for? She didn't. She didn't

00:46:08.889 --> 00:46:13.690
vote. We had just had a address change. Oh, damn.

00:46:13.949 --> 00:46:19.610
Who would she have voted for? I don't. I don't

00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:23.969
know. Because I'm thinking if she's got you whipped,

00:46:24.190 --> 00:46:28.550
then she would make you vote. for how she wanted

00:46:28.550 --> 00:46:31.989
no no it's not like she got you out of balls

00:46:31.989 --> 00:46:40.750
you do what she says not quite not quite actually

00:46:40.750 --> 00:46:44.829
i believe the word had when uh when i walked

00:46:44.829 --> 00:46:48.949
in like i hope whatever i hope for wins like

00:46:48.949 --> 00:46:52.849
i don't i don't know neither of us really pay

00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:56.659
And we're, we're less stressed. You're getting

00:46:56.659 --> 00:47:00.239
clipped here. You're getting, I'm hearing like

00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:07.039
a, hold on, say something. Hello. Right. Every

00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:10.480
once in a while, there's like a clip. Yeah. It's

00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:12.320
the same on your end. I'm just trying to work

00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:14.340
through it because I don't, I don't think we're

00:47:14.340 --> 00:47:16.019
going to get to the bottom of why it's happening.

00:47:16.179 --> 00:47:19.949
You sound a little better now, but yeah. I saw

00:47:19.949 --> 00:47:21.670
something interesting this week. Did you see

00:47:21.670 --> 00:47:24.110
that video I sent you of the CIA guy, like the

00:47:24.110 --> 00:47:27.550
ex -CIA officer that they were interviewing on

00:47:27.550 --> 00:47:31.510
the podcast? Yeah, John Kairaku. Oh, you're familiar

00:47:31.510 --> 00:47:34.289
with him? Oh, yeah. Dude, he was the one I was

00:47:34.289 --> 00:47:38.489
saying, like, he tried to get a pardon from the

00:47:38.489 --> 00:47:40.809
Trump administration. So what did he go to prison

00:47:40.809 --> 00:47:45.210
for? So he exposed the CIA torture program. Oh,

00:47:45.230 --> 00:47:49.340
yeah. Yeah. It's like they fucking turned on

00:47:49.340 --> 00:47:51.739
him and threw him in jail. And it's like, no,

00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:54.360
literally like you just can't fucking do torture.

00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:57.059
You douchebags. He was talking about all the

00:47:57.059 --> 00:47:59.219
different ways they would torture the prisoners.

00:47:59.659 --> 00:48:05.179
Yeah. Like they would do like deprivation for

00:48:05.179 --> 00:48:09.340
12 days, I think. Oh, my God. I'm surprised that

00:48:09.340 --> 00:48:12.440
doesn't kill you. Right. Oh, no. He said they

00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:15.750
did it eight days, but 11 days kills you. Oh,

00:48:15.750 --> 00:48:18.269
my God. Well, I'm glad they found the threshold

00:48:18.269 --> 00:48:21.929
so they can humanely fucking sleep -deprived

00:48:21.929 --> 00:48:24.170
people. Dude, he was... And they'd do, like,

00:48:24.190 --> 00:48:26.349
ice baths where, like, you'd be, like, in a freezing

00:48:26.349 --> 00:48:29.469
cold room and every hour you'd be naked and every

00:48:29.469 --> 00:48:31.889
hour somebody comes in and throws a bucket of

00:48:31.889 --> 00:48:34.510
water on you. See, now all the Joe Rogan bros

00:48:34.510 --> 00:48:38.449
do that for fun. Yeah. Water, yeah, water. That's

00:48:38.449 --> 00:48:41.190
true. But, um... No, he was telling a story,

00:48:41.250 --> 00:48:43.989
dude. They took this. It's not, it is the opposite

00:48:43.989 --> 00:48:45.969
of funny and I don't know why I'm laughing. I

00:48:45.969 --> 00:48:48.750
think just because it's so fucked, it's like

00:48:48.750 --> 00:48:53.389
you can't even make this up. So they found this

00:48:53.389 --> 00:48:57.590
guy. He was, they put him on a terrorist watch

00:48:57.590 --> 00:49:00.329
list. They found him. They found him in Canada

00:49:00.329 --> 00:49:06.030
and he was a professor in Canada and they brought

00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:09.460
him to the US and for some reason like, the U

00:49:09.460 --> 00:49:13.539
S wasn't willing to torture him to this extent.

00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:17.139
Like the, the U S had torture programs, but not

00:49:17.139 --> 00:49:20.239
to the extent that like, I think it was Tehran

00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:22.940
did it or one of those countries in the middle

00:49:22.940 --> 00:49:26.739
East. Tehran's the capital of Iran. Yes. Well,

00:49:26.900 --> 00:49:29.179
maybe it wasn't Tehran. One of them, they, they,

00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:32.280
um, they X, the U S would export their torture

00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:35.019
when they really wanted somebody tortured. Right.

00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:39.829
So they fucking exported this guy. And they tortured

00:49:39.829 --> 00:49:42.110
the fuck out of this guy. Fucking ripped his

00:49:42.110 --> 00:49:45.429
fingernails off. Like, dude, the whole fucking

00:49:45.429 --> 00:49:48.630
shebang. Like, everything that they could do.

00:49:49.489 --> 00:49:52.630
And then the guys from the Middle Eastern country

00:49:52.630 --> 00:49:56.110
say to the U .S., they're like, hey, are you

00:49:56.110 --> 00:49:58.650
guys, are you sure this is the right guy? Because

00:49:58.650 --> 00:50:02.250
we did everything. And he didn't have anything

00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:07.199
to say. And we did it all. Come to find out this

00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.440
guy was just a college professor and he just

00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:11.820
happened to have the same name as this other

00:50:11.820 --> 00:50:16.219
middle Eastern guy. Oh yeah. And it was not him.

00:50:16.579 --> 00:50:20.159
And then this, that's tough. Yeah, dude. So this

00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.639
guy, a lot of them have the exact same name,

00:50:22.699 --> 00:50:25.019
right? It's just all like fucking Al Muhammad.

00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.599
Right, right. So they're like, Oh yeah, this

00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.679
is a guy. Right. So this guy apparently like

00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:35.090
till this day now. has agoraphobia, can't leave

00:50:35.090 --> 00:50:37.869
his house, is just fucking terrified. Can he

00:50:37.869 --> 00:50:40.670
sue them? Well, the U .S. wouldn't admit to it

00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:43.030
that they did it. Of course. Yeah. It's like

00:50:43.030 --> 00:50:45.769
in typical U .S. fashion, like just completely.

00:50:45.909 --> 00:50:48.869
It's like, no, you guys should cough up a couple

00:50:48.869 --> 00:50:52.610
mil to give this fucking guy. Right. It's like,

00:50:52.650 --> 00:50:55.489
fuck you. That's not what we fucking do in America.

00:50:56.940 --> 00:50:59.880
I mean, we do, but the CIA does. That guy was

00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:03.079
saying, like, people are just going to tell you

00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:04.880
what you want to hear. People are going to tell

00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:09.239
you anything in order for them to get you to

00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:11.260
stop torturing them. Like, they're just going

00:51:11.260 --> 00:51:14.000
to tell you what you want to hear. Right, wouldn't

00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:16.820
you? Yeah. Be like, oh, do you want to hear,

00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:20.119
like, you know, I fucking bombed this place?

00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:22.760
Like, I did it because I want you to stop torturing

00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:25.949
me. Right, right. I'd make something up. Right.

00:51:26.130 --> 00:51:30.130
I don't think torture really works. Yeah, that's

00:51:30.130 --> 00:51:32.110
what he was saying. Torture doesn't work because

00:51:32.110 --> 00:51:34.829
you don't know if they're just trying to get

00:51:34.829 --> 00:51:39.710
them to stop or get you to stop or it's actually

00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:43.530
true. God, that's so fucking... There's a special

00:51:43.530 --> 00:51:46.469
place in hell for people that do that shit. And

00:51:46.469 --> 00:51:49.550
good for him for saying that. You're not always

00:51:49.550 --> 00:51:52.550
going to get the right guy. Right. But more about

00:51:52.550 --> 00:51:55.070
the torture is some slack guys. Come on. I said,

00:51:55.070 --> 00:51:56.730
right. I just agreed with you. I didn't mean

00:51:56.730 --> 00:52:01.489
to agree with you. No, I was saying that in full.

00:52:01.550 --> 00:52:05.369
That was full sarcasm. I just blindly agreed.

00:52:05.530 --> 00:52:08.730
I'm like, yeah, I don't want that on the record.

00:52:11.610 --> 00:52:14.389
It's more beneficial to like more beneficial

00:52:14.389 --> 00:52:17.329
to just use your brain and interrogate somebody

00:52:17.329 --> 00:52:22.429
like. In the right way. Rather than torturing

00:52:22.429 --> 00:52:25.710
them. Yeah just fucking. What do they call that.

00:52:26.110 --> 00:52:30.409
Cross examine them. Yeah there's a lot of like.

00:52:30.590 --> 00:52:33.369
Profiling techniques. Stuff like that. Eventually

00:52:33.369 --> 00:52:35.530
like. You can tell if somebody's lying. Yeah

00:52:35.530 --> 00:52:39.210
eventually like somebody like. They'll lie. Like

00:52:39.210 --> 00:52:41.909
wouldn't a polygraph test. Be better than torturing

00:52:41.909 --> 00:52:44.110
somebody. Wouldn't you get more. Like more accurate

00:52:44.110 --> 00:52:50.019
information. I don't know, dude. I think polygraphs

00:52:50.019 --> 00:52:53.099
are kind of like pseudoscience. They are. Yeah.

00:52:53.139 --> 00:52:55.300
Kind of. Yeah. Yeah. They don't really, they

00:52:55.300 --> 00:52:57.340
just, it's, I think it's more to scare people

00:52:57.340 --> 00:53:01.960
than anything. Right. He was like, you can read

00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:04.599
so much off of someone's body language too. That's

00:53:04.599 --> 00:53:07.280
like such a huge part of interrogations. Yeah.

00:53:07.739 --> 00:53:10.380
Like between somebody who's like telling the

00:53:10.380 --> 00:53:12.760
truth or just like exhibiting like histrionic

00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:15.480
behaviors like that. Like you can, there's people

00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:18.099
that make careers out of analyzing just like,

00:53:18.329 --> 00:53:21.190
body movement then you can pretty much like if

00:53:21.190 --> 00:53:23.289
you're on a camera they're going to be able to

00:53:23.289 --> 00:53:24.750
figure out if you're telling the truth or not

00:53:24.750 --> 00:53:26.829
what it's obviously that shit's not like admissible

00:53:26.829 --> 00:53:29.170
in court they're going to know what's going on

00:53:29.170 --> 00:53:31.110
for the most part unless you're really fucking

00:53:31.110 --> 00:53:34.230
good at disguising but did you know most most

00:53:34.230 --> 00:53:39.489
cia members are narcissistic psychopath or sociopaths

00:53:39.489 --> 00:53:42.150
yeah they actually select for that yeah they

00:53:42.150 --> 00:53:46.230
actually yeah they so they try to get the narcissistic

00:53:47.989 --> 00:53:50.110
sociopaths. That's probably why the torture was

00:53:50.110 --> 00:53:54.809
so prevalent. Yeah. I bet they were damn good

00:53:54.809 --> 00:53:58.309
at it. They didn't have the right guy. The guy

00:53:58.309 --> 00:54:01.710
who did the interview obviously wasn't one. John

00:54:01.710 --> 00:54:05.349
Kairaku. Dude, he's such a badass. He talks about

00:54:05.349 --> 00:54:09.769
his time in Greece because he worked at the embassy

00:54:09.769 --> 00:54:12.829
or the consulate, whatever the fuck it is in

00:54:12.829 --> 00:54:16.059
Greece. and he talks about how close he came

00:54:16.059 --> 00:54:19.139
to getting whacked. Oh shit. Yeah. Like dude,

00:54:19.179 --> 00:54:21.699
apparently in like 99, like Greece was a really

00:54:21.699 --> 00:54:24.760
dangerous place to be for an American. Oh. And

00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:28.920
I didn't know that, but, um, he was, he was saying

00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:34.039
how apparently he found like later on they were

00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:38.500
spying on his car and they had like all this

00:54:38.500 --> 00:54:40.219
documentation. Oh, there's actually a picture

00:54:40.219 --> 00:54:43.280
of it. There's a picture of him in Greece. And

00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:45.159
in the background, you can see the people that

00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:47.739
were spying on him. Oh, right. And he didn't

00:54:47.739 --> 00:54:50.260
know that they were the spies until later. And

00:54:50.260 --> 00:54:54.440
they said, like, I think I forget if he was talking

00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:56.400
to them or something. He said, like, how did

00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:59.900
you know that I was the I was a CIA operative?

00:55:00.420 --> 00:55:02.559
And they said, you were driving around a black

00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:05.719
BMW with bulletproof windows. It's like pretty

00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:08.420
obvious, you know, like that you're an American.

00:55:08.659 --> 00:55:12.800
You're driving a black Tahoe. Right. It's like

00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.300
too obvious, but yeah, dude, that guy's a fucking

00:55:15.300 --> 00:55:18.519
badass. And then he, when they put him in jail

00:55:18.519 --> 00:55:21.820
for exposing the torture program, um, he became

00:55:21.820 --> 00:55:27.400
friends with this famous mobster and, uh, like

00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:29.380
even he hung out with him, like even after he

00:55:29.380 --> 00:55:31.360
got out of jail, they were like tight, you know?

00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:36.460
Oh. And so the FBI came to the CIA agent's door

00:55:36.460 --> 00:55:39.360
and they said, Hey, we understand that you became

00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:42.190
friends with this, like this mobster. in jail.

00:55:42.889 --> 00:55:45.489
Like, would you mind giving us some information

00:55:45.489 --> 00:55:51.550
about him? And he said, get the fuck off my porch.

00:55:51.750 --> 00:55:55.329
He hates the FBI. Get the fuck out of here. Like,

00:55:55.329 --> 00:55:57.929
who the fuck do you think you fucking are? You

00:55:57.929 --> 00:56:00.949
guys just put me in fucking jail. And you think

00:56:00.949 --> 00:56:02.789
I'm going to fucking give you information about

00:56:02.789 --> 00:56:05.789
one of my friends? Like, get the fuck out of

00:56:05.789 --> 00:56:08.969
here. There's probably these people at the FBI

00:56:08.969 --> 00:56:10.630
that would do that shit, though, to be honest.

00:56:11.159 --> 00:56:14.360
That would do what? That would just spill the

00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:16.960
beans after the fact. Yeah, but they literally

00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:19.900
threw him in jail. They had just thrown this

00:56:19.900 --> 00:56:22.260
guy in jail. The federal government put him in

00:56:22.260 --> 00:56:24.739
jail for exposing, for being a whistleblower.

00:56:24.920 --> 00:56:27.039
And then they came to him like asking him for

00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:30.139
information. It's like, dude, go fucking pound

00:56:30.139 --> 00:56:33.730
salt. Up your fucking ass. Get the fuck out of

00:56:33.730 --> 00:56:36.750
here. Doesn't it feel like really dangerous that

00:56:36.750 --> 00:56:39.869
like a select group could just imprison you for

00:56:39.869 --> 00:56:42.170
like kind of going against the grain and exposing

00:56:42.170 --> 00:56:44.670
what they're actually doing? Yeah, I mean, I

00:56:44.670 --> 00:56:47.929
want to say it's a gang, but I mean, I get it.

00:56:47.989 --> 00:56:51.389
Federal government, right? Yeah, but most people

00:56:51.389 --> 00:56:55.130
in CIA are like decent people, right? Like there

00:56:55.130 --> 00:56:57.559
are those psychopaths. And that's what you need

00:56:57.559 --> 00:56:59.280
to do that kind of show. You know who was a psychopath?

00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:03.360
Fucking Dick Cheney. There was this video of

00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:06.699
him, the CIA agent, talking about how much of

00:57:06.699 --> 00:57:09.519
a psychopath Dick Cheney was. And he was actually

00:57:09.519 --> 00:57:13.980
in the war room in 2003 with Bush and Cheney.

00:57:13.980 --> 00:57:19.159
He was in the room with them. He was a leader

00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:23.769
in the CIA. And he was saying how, yeah. We're

00:57:23.769 --> 00:57:28.230
going to evade Iraq so that we can take our air

00:57:28.230 --> 00:57:33.989
force, you know, and move it to Iraq from Saudi

00:57:33.989 --> 00:57:37.170
Arabia. Because we don't want Osama bin Laden

00:57:37.170 --> 00:57:44.789
to say that we're tampering with the Holy Land.

00:57:45.530 --> 00:57:49.539
Like, they just took fucking Iraq. They just

00:57:49.539 --> 00:57:53.300
said they had WMDs in Iraq and went there just

00:57:53.300 --> 00:57:55.340
to set up an Air Force base there, basically.

00:57:56.320 --> 00:58:00.000
That's why we did that? Yeah. I thought there

00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:03.260
was more to it than that. I think there is more

00:58:03.260 --> 00:58:05.559
to it than that. It's because Iraq tried to go

00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:08.519
off the petrodollar. I'm sure there was many

00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:11.659
reasons, but that's what he was saying that Dick

00:58:11.659 --> 00:58:15.559
Cheney was saying. Who said that? The CIA agent

00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:20.130
that was part of the... the war room there. Oh,

00:58:20.250 --> 00:58:23.909
are you sure it was Dick Cheney? Yeah. Dick Cheney

00:58:23.909 --> 00:58:27.530
was the one that was like, what kind of like

00:58:27.530 --> 00:58:32.949
a military planner? Huh? Yeah. That's, that's

00:58:32.949 --> 00:58:35.409
weird because I mean, I thought it was pretty

00:58:35.409 --> 00:58:39.630
much like common knowledge that we went to Iraq.

00:58:39.769 --> 00:58:41.489
Once I said their point, they weren't going to

00:58:41.489 --> 00:58:43.670
use the dollar anymore to trade the salt oil.

00:58:44.289 --> 00:58:47.030
No, it was like after 9 -11, they were just like

00:58:47.030 --> 00:58:51.469
trying to find someone to go to war with. Like

00:58:51.469 --> 00:58:55.250
he said, like Bush was sitting there and they

00:58:55.250 --> 00:58:58.030
told him that he was like talking to a general.

00:58:58.090 --> 00:59:01.489
He's like, oh, in six months, I'm hopeful we'll

00:59:01.489 --> 00:59:04.329
be in Tehran. And Bush goes, did he just say

00:59:04.329 --> 00:59:09.349
Tehran? He's like, which is in Iran right now,

00:59:09.349 --> 00:59:11.710
Iraq. Oh, no, no, no. You're talking about George

00:59:11.710 --> 00:59:15.050
Tenet. I was talking about George Bush. No, no,

00:59:15.070 --> 00:59:17.550
no. George Tenet said that. He said, are these

00:59:17.550 --> 00:59:20.789
guys out of their fucking mind? Oh, he was talking

00:59:20.789 --> 00:59:22.750
about George Tenet. George Tenet. Yeah, not George

00:59:22.750 --> 00:59:25.750
Bush. Who's that? George Tenet is, he's like

00:59:25.750 --> 00:59:28.710
the secretary of defense or something like that.

00:59:28.769 --> 00:59:30.670
No, that was Donald Rumsfeld. He was one of those

00:59:30.670 --> 00:59:33.670
type of people though. Oh. Like an advisor or

00:59:33.670 --> 00:59:36.289
whatever, military advisor. He's like somebody

00:59:36.289 --> 00:59:38.739
like way high up. He's like, these guys don't

00:59:38.739 --> 00:59:40.559
know anything about the Middle East. Like you

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:42.840
can't fucking, we can't go to war with Iran.

00:59:43.139 --> 00:59:45.519
They have like one of the biggest militaries.

00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:50.960
So Tehran is the capital of Iran. Yeah. I just

00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:55.960
remember back in like aviation science when I

00:59:55.960 --> 00:59:58.840
went to Schenectady Community College, they said

00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:02.139
my professor was the manager of Albany Airport.

01:00:02.420 --> 01:00:05.199
And he said Tehran is the most dangerous airport

01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:08.619
on planet Earth. Tehran. To fly into, yeah. I

01:00:08.619 --> 01:00:10.179
think it's one of them, yeah. He said it was

01:00:10.179 --> 01:00:14.219
five black stars. That's how dangerous it is.

01:00:14.280 --> 01:00:16.960
It's like they give you black stars. Oh. For

01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:18.980
like, you know, the danger level. You just like

01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:21.780
immediately get kidnapped. I don't know. I think

01:00:21.780 --> 01:00:23.699
it's the threat of like maybe missile strikes

01:00:23.699 --> 01:00:28.539
or something. Yeah. There was another video on

01:00:28.539 --> 01:00:32.320
the same podcast of another podcast of the guy

01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:35.829
who got kidnapped by the Taliban. That British

01:00:35.829 --> 01:00:41.190
guy, you ever see him? No. Yeah, he got kidnapped

01:00:41.190 --> 01:00:45.150
by the Taliban for four months and held hostage.

01:00:45.909 --> 01:00:48.909
He got really lucky. They were going to kill

01:00:48.909 --> 01:00:52.349
him a bunch of times, but he actually made it

01:00:52.349 --> 01:00:57.670
home. Allie Mack, are you still there? Yo, Allie

01:00:57.670 --> 01:01:02.090
Mack. I am. I am. I'm having some... I'm just

01:01:02.090 --> 01:01:05.460
having a tough time here, but I am here. He was

01:01:05.460 --> 01:01:08.400
dozing off. You're dozing off, Allie Mack. I'm

01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:10.960
not dozing off. I'm wide awake. I'm still here.

01:01:11.099 --> 01:01:18.760
Who can't you hear? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh,

01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:20.719
God. I think I lost you guys again. Technical

01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:21.940
difficulties. Holy shit. I don't know if you

01:01:21.940 --> 01:01:25.519
can hear me. I can't hear you. We can hear you,

01:01:25.559 --> 01:01:29.880
Allie Mack. Hello? All right. I got her jammed

01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:32.349
for a split second. Fucking nuke him. Get him

01:01:32.349 --> 01:01:35.429
at it. No, I'm just joking. Can you hear us,

01:01:35.429 --> 01:01:40.289
AliMac? It's super fucking choppy. Let me run

01:01:40.289 --> 01:01:42.769
an internet test. This might be on my end. It

01:01:42.769 --> 01:01:44.889
probably is on your end because that's usually

01:01:44.889 --> 01:01:47.489
every single time that we play. It's because

01:01:47.489 --> 01:01:53.110
of your internet. Okay. So AliMac's got to run

01:01:53.110 --> 01:01:56.010
an internet speed check. I don't know how that's

01:01:56.010 --> 01:01:59.110
going to fix anything. Let's take a bet on AliMac's

01:01:59.110 --> 01:02:02.010
internet speed. I'm going to say 192 bits per

01:02:02.010 --> 01:02:03.969
second. 190, you're going to move a lot. I'm

01:02:03.969 --> 01:02:07.590
going to say 67. I'm just throwing a fucking

01:02:07.590 --> 01:02:11.409
random number out there. 192 is pretty fast.

01:02:11.610 --> 01:02:16.690
Let's guess his IP address. No. If it's 192,

01:02:16.750 --> 01:02:18.250
I'm going to be pissed because that would not

01:02:18.250 --> 01:02:20.369
explain why it's going this way. Yeah, 192 is

01:02:20.369 --> 01:02:22.610
fast. Connection says test internet connection.

01:02:22.989 --> 01:02:27.159
Like 40 is like slow. See, but there's upload

01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:29.260
speed and then there's like transfer speed. Download

01:02:29.260 --> 01:02:39.119
speed. Yeah. Well, this is exciting. Alivac runs

01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:43.039
internet speed tests live on the podcast. That

01:02:43.039 --> 01:02:46.539
John Kairaku guy. Yeah. Dude, he's got, I could

01:02:46.539 --> 01:02:48.820
listen to that guy for hours. Oh, I know. I just,

01:02:48.880 --> 01:02:51.099
I've listened to like whole podcasts. I was like,

01:02:51.179 --> 01:02:56.400
this is so interesting. Um, but what, uh, What

01:02:56.400 --> 01:03:00.539
podcast was it? I don't remember the name of

01:03:00.539 --> 01:03:03.079
the podcast. It was a newer one, but it was on

01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:06.900
YouTube that I saw it. It was like with some

01:03:06.900 --> 01:03:09.780
guy with like a man bun, like a ponytail and

01:03:09.780 --> 01:03:13.619
like glasses. Oh, it wasn't concrete, was it?

01:03:13.940 --> 01:03:16.840
No. Concrete podcast. There's one he does with

01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:20.300
that. That's the name of the podcast is the concrete

01:03:20.300 --> 01:03:24.719
podcast. It's so good, dude. So good. It's like,

01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:28.760
it's really long too, but dude, he was the one

01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:30.599
that was saying that he was looking for a presidential

01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:35.460
pardon from Trump. And so before, before you

01:03:35.460 --> 01:03:37.000
get a presidential pardon, you got to sit down

01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:41.039
with Giuliani. Oh really? Yeah. So the CIA guy

01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:43.880
was looking for a pardon. Yeah. Did he get pardoned

01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:47.539
by a president? So he was trying to. Oh, it's

01:03:47.539 --> 01:03:50.840
the Dalton Fisher podcast. I've never heard of

01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:53.679
it. Hello, I'm back. So I'm 182 down. I think

01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:56.820
the issue might be that. Oh, Dan was right. Wow.

01:03:57.260 --> 01:04:00.980
Dan was off by 10. I am five up. I was off by

01:04:00.980 --> 01:04:02.519
10 kilopits per second. Honestly, though, I don't

01:04:02.519 --> 01:04:05.079
think it's an internet issue. I just think that,

01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:07.500
Casey, it's whatever. I think it's the detection

01:04:07.500 --> 01:04:10.219
for your microphone. It still sounds so quiet,

01:04:10.300 --> 01:04:11.940
even with your volume turned all the way up.

01:04:12.219 --> 01:04:16.219
It's just only picking up some of the shit you

01:04:16.219 --> 01:04:18.599
guys say. I sound like a loud word now. It's

01:04:18.599 --> 01:04:20.659
fine. I can still more or less follow the conversation.

01:04:22.489 --> 01:04:27.210
Yeah. So Giuliani, um, sat down with him and

01:04:27.210 --> 01:04:28.989
you know, the only thing, if he gets a presidential

01:04:28.989 --> 01:04:31.909
pardon, he gets his like $700 ,000 pension back.

01:04:32.130 --> 01:04:36.610
Right. And, uh, they said not Giuliani, but his

01:04:36.610 --> 01:04:39.630
advisor comes up to him before he even spoke

01:04:39.630 --> 01:04:42.429
with Giuliani. Right. Before like John Cairo,

01:04:42.469 --> 01:04:45.829
who even got to talk to him and he's like, yeah,

01:04:45.909 --> 01:04:49.199
pardon's going to be 2 million. And he's like,

01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:52.420
what? He's like, yeah, it'll be two million for

01:04:52.420 --> 01:04:54.079
a pardon if we want to go through with this.

01:04:54.699 --> 01:04:58.119
And he's like, dude, no. I don't need a pardon

01:04:58.119 --> 01:05:01.559
that bad. That is not illegal, though. Like,

01:05:01.559 --> 01:05:03.820
are you? It's fucking illegal. You're paying

01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:06.840
to be let out of jail. Well, he was already out

01:05:06.840 --> 01:05:08.800
of jail, but it would just clear his criminal

01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:11.019
record, which he doesn't give a fuck. He's a

01:05:11.019 --> 01:05:14.260
professor now, and he'd get his pension back.

01:05:14.420 --> 01:05:16.980
And he's like. Why would I pay $2 million for

01:05:16.980 --> 01:05:19.780
a $700 ,000 pension? Like, that's just stupid.

01:05:19.880 --> 01:05:22.500
He goes, no, this is ridiculous. But why should

01:05:22.500 --> 01:05:26.199
the president have the power to override a jury

01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:29.360
and a judge and all that shit? Isn't that like

01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:34.719
a dictator? Yeah, I mean, no, I think you should

01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:36.599
be able to, dude. I think that's fine. You're

01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:40.340
the commander in chief. Like, you make decisions,

01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:43.000
bro. You're a decision maker. Do we not have

01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.260
due process and trial and shit for a reason?

01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:49.059
Dude, that just, fuck all that. That takes too

01:05:49.059 --> 01:05:52.639
long. We basically, now we have one guy deciding

01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:55.820
whether you're, that you can be innocent. Yeah,

01:05:55.820 --> 01:05:57.579
but there's only so much he can do and that's

01:05:57.579 --> 01:06:00.480
all he can do. That's not all he can do, but

01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:03.320
that's like, that's really not that big of a

01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:05.679
deal, dude, to pardon somebody. Well, fucking

01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:08.599
Larry Hoover. He's like, ah, this guy's been

01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:11.309
in jail long enough. like isn't that fucking

01:06:11.309 --> 01:06:14.269
killed like a hundred people doesn't doesn't

01:06:14.269 --> 01:06:18.889
uh who's that fucking uh rapper kodak black yeah

01:06:18.889 --> 01:06:21.769
no not kodak black one of them talks about about

01:06:21.769 --> 01:06:25.710
that guy larry hoover oh it little wayne rick

01:06:25.710 --> 01:06:28.789
ross rick ross yeah yeah what's up they got big

01:06:28.789 --> 01:06:32.670
meech yeah yeah that's the song i'm talking about

01:06:32.670 --> 01:06:36.449
yo can we play that oh yeah yeah what is that

01:06:36.449 --> 01:06:42.519
bmf Yes, BMF. Yeah, that's a good song. I think

01:06:42.519 --> 01:06:44.340
I know what it is with the mics now. It's whenever

01:06:44.340 --> 01:06:47.539
you guys are loud, super quiet. Like you guys

01:06:47.539 --> 01:06:51.039
started yelling and laughing. Can you hear the

01:06:51.039 --> 01:07:09.760
music, Allie Mac? Can you hear the music? Oh

01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:16.780
my god. Money from the fucking start. Yeah. Oh

01:07:16.780 --> 01:07:20.179
my god. There's this kid in earth science class

01:07:20.179 --> 01:07:24.159
when I was in high school that I guess he got

01:07:24.159 --> 01:07:26.360
it from this song but he would just scream out

01:07:26.360 --> 01:07:29.099
random he would have like 80's or something and

01:07:29.099 --> 01:07:33.099
he would just scream out Larry Uber in the middle

01:07:33.099 --> 01:07:35.679
of class and the teacher would be like just get

01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:37.900
on my fucking nerves. Is that how old this song

01:07:37.900 --> 01:07:42.829
is? what do you mean like that people are yelling

01:07:42.829 --> 01:07:45.409
out lines from this song and yeah i found this

01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:50.690
song like last year oh no this song this one

01:07:50.690 --> 01:07:53.769
probably came out because rick lost that have

01:07:53.769 --> 01:07:55.690
you seen him lately he lost like all his weight

01:07:55.690 --> 01:07:59.650
no he's getting like skinny now oh shit he's

01:07:59.650 --> 01:08:02.230
like he got on the zemp yeah i think he owns

01:08:02.230 --> 01:08:08.320
epic damn um Dude, have you ever heard of, there's

01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:10.820
this new rapper I like, or at least new to me.

01:08:10.940 --> 01:08:15.539
I started hearing him. Big X, The Plug? No, I

01:08:15.539 --> 01:08:17.659
haven't heard of him. Dude, he's fucking good.

01:08:17.979 --> 01:08:23.220
You like a new rapper? Yeah. This is big news,

01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:25.340
Dan, because you don't listen to a lot of new

01:08:25.340 --> 01:08:29.039
rappers. Bro, that's not true. That's not true.

01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:33.439
It's like, dude, my fucking playlist on my Apple

01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:37.079
Music is like 90s country. And just black dudes

01:08:37.079 --> 01:08:39.760
singing about shooting each other over bricks

01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:42.100
of Coke. Oh, that's all I was doing. That's it.

01:08:42.380 --> 01:08:45.500
That is it, dude. Nothing, nothing hits. I'll

01:08:45.500 --> 01:08:47.720
be in in a little while. Like when you're on

01:08:47.720 --> 01:08:52.300
a run, like, you know, like for exercise, nothing

01:08:52.300 --> 01:08:54.159
hits like black dudes singing about shooting

01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:56.960
each other. Like it is just the fucking best,

01:08:57.020 --> 01:09:00.399
bro. I get my best like mile times. When I'm

01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:02.659
listening to that shit. That's how I would amp

01:09:02.659 --> 01:09:05.479
myself up for like Mohawk shifts is I would listen

01:09:05.479 --> 01:09:08.899
to like fucking gangster rap. Yeah. Remember

01:09:08.899 --> 01:09:13.199
Austin Pete Mitchell? He was actually into the

01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:16.819
Ghetto Boys a lot. Was he? Yeah. No shit. He's

01:09:16.819 --> 01:09:20.939
like, I love the Ghetto Boys. Dude, I heard about

01:09:20.939 --> 01:09:23.300
the Ghetto Boys. Oh, you never heard of the Ghetto

01:09:23.300 --> 01:09:26.380
Boys, bro? Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:30.199
Yeah. Oh, I've heard that. Yeah, yeah, that's

01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:33.460
Ghetto Boys. What's another one of their Ghetto

01:09:33.460 --> 01:09:37.119
Boys? G -Code. G -Code. We don't talk to police.

01:09:37.600 --> 01:09:40.699
We don't talk to police. We don't make a peace

01:09:40.699 --> 01:09:44.899
bond. Maybe I am familiar. What is he saying?

01:09:45.859 --> 01:09:48.180
We don't trust in the judicial system. We shoot

01:09:48.180 --> 01:09:53.500
guns. We rely on the streets. We do battle in

01:09:53.500 --> 01:09:55.619
the hood. I was born in the G -Code, embedded

01:09:55.619 --> 01:09:59.079
in my blood. Remember, I made Don Juan. yeah

01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:02.079
i sing that song oh yeah it's like an awesome

01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:07.539
song where is uh yeah big x the plug let me see

01:10:07.539 --> 01:10:12.060
what songs did i texas that's a good fucking

01:10:12.060 --> 01:10:17.500
song um dude what is this maybe it's this one

01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:27.760
whip it I just like his style. You'll hear it

01:10:27.760 --> 01:10:59.479
in a sec. This is like some Mr. Clean shit. We'll

01:10:59.479 --> 01:11:32.699
be right back. You know, that's right. He's good.

01:11:33.640 --> 01:11:37.159
He's got a low voice like Biggie. Yeah, yeah.

01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:42.420
I like that. Big X, the plug. The plug. T -H

01:11:42.420 --> 01:11:47.300
-A. And it's all one word. Big X. I don't know.

01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:49.949
I mean... I just found him. I don't know if he's

01:11:49.949 --> 01:11:54.470
that new, but I'm looking to go down to Raleigh,

01:11:54.489 --> 01:11:57.289
North Carolina in a couple of weeks. And I was

01:11:57.289 --> 01:11:59.909
like seeing like what shows we're playing. You're

01:11:59.909 --> 01:12:03.829
going to North Carolina? Yeah. Oh, nice. Is there

01:12:03.829 --> 01:12:06.529
any like reason you're going to North Carolina?

01:12:07.109 --> 01:12:09.390
I just want to check out Raleigh. I've been there

01:12:09.390 --> 01:12:13.609
before. Really? Yeah. I'm just, it's like. I

01:12:13.609 --> 01:12:15.789
have this dream about moving out of the capital

01:12:15.789 --> 01:12:18.270
region. And that's one of the places that I would

01:12:18.270 --> 01:12:21.149
be interested in moving to. Um, just because

01:12:21.149 --> 01:12:23.770
that Greece, why not Greece? Because there's

01:12:23.770 --> 01:12:25.550
no economy in Greece. It's a tourist economy.

01:12:25.750 --> 01:12:27.729
That's fair. I would like to retire and say,

01:12:27.810 --> 01:12:30.050
cause you, cause you love Greece went there,

01:12:30.109 --> 01:12:32.670
right? Oh yeah. I love it. I want to retire in

01:12:32.670 --> 01:12:35.590
Greece, but as far as like living and making

01:12:35.590 --> 01:12:39.550
money, um, gotcha. I would, it's not sustainable.

01:12:39.770 --> 01:12:41.930
Yeah. Yeah. That's why so many people, I mean,

01:12:42.409 --> 01:12:45.329
Like the island my mom lives on used to have

01:12:45.329 --> 01:12:49.449
a population of like 60 ,000 people. And now

01:12:49.449 --> 01:12:54.310
the population is 5 ,000. Oh, wow. That's crazy.

01:12:54.649 --> 01:12:56.489
Yeah. So like everybody moved because there's

01:12:56.489 --> 01:12:59.550
no money there. So that's where you come back

01:12:59.550 --> 01:13:02.529
to retire. But you got to make your money somewhere

01:13:02.529 --> 01:13:08.529
else. Yeah. So Raleigh, North Carolina has like

01:13:08.529 --> 01:13:13.340
the third best economy in the country. So there's

01:13:13.340 --> 01:13:17.479
between Chapel Hill, North Carolina rally and

01:13:17.479 --> 01:13:21.479
Durham. It's, it makes a triangle and that's

01:13:21.479 --> 01:13:24.739
called, that's called the tech triangle. So there's

01:13:24.739 --> 01:13:26.680
all these big companies there like Google and,

01:13:26.739 --> 01:13:30.539
um, what Lenovo and I don't know. There's just,

01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:33.979
it's, it's, it's got like a booming economy and

01:13:33.979 --> 01:13:37.079
it's such a like nice clean little city. I just

01:13:37.079 --> 01:13:39.560
love it. So going back down to check it out.

01:13:40.090 --> 01:13:42.189
Trying to convince my girlfriend to maybe move

01:13:42.189 --> 01:13:45.710
there one day, but who knows? We'll see. Nice.

01:13:45.989 --> 01:13:50.670
Yeah. Yeah. I've been wanting to check out like,

01:13:50.710 --> 01:13:53.789
I think Florida is pretty cool. Yeah. Florida

01:13:53.789 --> 01:13:57.210
is cool, dude. Like taking, I don't know, like

01:13:57.210 --> 01:14:00.689
travel nursing. They have like 13 week assignments

01:14:00.689 --> 01:14:03.989
where you go somewhere for 13 weeks and you just

01:14:03.989 --> 01:14:07.609
work there. But I don't know. Three months is

01:14:07.609 --> 01:14:10.949
a long time to be away from like. Your cat? Yeah.

01:14:11.069 --> 01:14:13.529
It's a long time to be away from your cat. Girlfriend.

01:14:13.770 --> 01:14:16.210
Friend's family. Mostly the cat, though. No,

01:14:16.369 --> 01:14:18.229
I'm just joking. Yeah, mostly the cat, honestly.

01:14:18.590 --> 01:14:22.550
Yeah, Florida is... The thing with Florida is

01:14:22.550 --> 01:14:26.050
there's... I'm just going to be blunt about this.

01:14:26.229 --> 01:14:28.710
Can I just be blunt? Oh, yeah. There's a lot

01:14:28.710 --> 01:14:32.909
of fucking old people, right? And it's just depressing

01:14:32.909 --> 01:14:36.069
in that regard. Beautiful weather until there's

01:14:36.069 --> 01:14:40.869
a hurricane. I kind of went on this little tour

01:14:40.869 --> 01:14:44.289
of places that I was like interested in moving

01:14:44.289 --> 01:14:46.750
to. Right. And I like went and checked out like

01:14:46.750 --> 01:14:50.449
Orlando clear water. Um, well I like first I

01:14:50.449 --> 01:14:53.989
drove across the country to, to Moab, Utah. Really?

01:14:54.189 --> 01:14:58.310
Yeah. This was like five years ago. Oh, I drove

01:14:58.310 --> 01:15:03.609
there with my buddy. Um, and then, uh, I flew

01:15:03.609 --> 01:15:09.659
back and I went from Moab to Orlando. and then

01:15:09.659 --> 01:15:12.619
got a rental car checked out orlando and then

01:15:12.619 --> 01:15:16.479
checked out clearwater beach um and then where

01:15:16.479 --> 01:15:19.520
did i oh i checked out rally on a separate trip

01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:21.979
but um yeah i was just like kind of just doing

01:15:21.979 --> 01:15:25.079
this tour of places like i'd like to move to

01:15:25.079 --> 01:15:29.430
you know orlando's i love orlando actually There's

01:15:29.430 --> 01:15:31.430
dude just walking through Walmart. There's so

01:15:31.430 --> 01:15:36.390
many hot Spanish girls. It is just awesome. I'm

01:15:36.390 --> 01:15:40.109
like this. I would love to live here, but, um,

01:15:40.109 --> 01:15:44.069
imagine doing EMS in Florida. That many old people

01:15:44.069 --> 01:15:46.329
there. Oh, that's gotta be how long you're so

01:15:46.329 --> 01:15:50.689
needed. You're like working on the, yeah. Um,

01:15:51.710 --> 01:15:56.170
the bunch of sick dying people. God. There's

01:15:56.170 --> 01:16:00.069
no reason everybody retires and moves to Florida.

01:16:00.710 --> 01:16:06.270
It is beautiful, dude. There's just so many beautiful

01:16:06.270 --> 01:16:12.210
parts of this country. It's endless. I know.

01:16:12.350 --> 01:16:14.430
It's so diverse. We've got the whole world in

01:16:14.430 --> 01:16:18.369
this country. What's that? We've got the whole

01:16:18.369 --> 01:16:21.670
world in this country. We really do. Dude, the

01:16:21.670 --> 01:16:25.630
U .S. is so big. It's so fucking huge. It's like

01:16:25.630 --> 01:16:27.609
people, people really like when they compare

01:16:27.609 --> 01:16:30.529
it to like a country in Europe, it's like, dude,

01:16:30.569 --> 01:16:33.430
no countries like a state, right? Like New York

01:16:33.430 --> 01:16:36.829
state is like what the size of, I don't know,

01:16:36.869 --> 01:16:40.609
like Italy or something like that. Like that's

01:16:40.609 --> 01:16:42.770
comparable. Like a country in Europe is comparable

01:16:42.770 --> 01:16:46.949
to a state in America, you know? Yeah. So it's

01:16:46.949 --> 01:16:49.529
like, it's, it's hard to wrap your head. Like

01:16:49.529 --> 01:16:51.369
when we say we have a lot of shootings, we do

01:16:51.369 --> 01:16:54.010
have like, you know, there's a lot of shootings

01:16:54.010 --> 01:16:56.960
in the U S. But the U .S. is also like one third

01:16:56.960 --> 01:17:00.460
of the world. It's like fucking huge, dude. But

01:17:00.460 --> 01:17:02.979
we looked up what the shootings were in England

01:17:02.979 --> 01:17:05.460
and there was like four. Yeah, no, that's true.

01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:07.899
That's true. No, if you do it per capita, we're

01:17:07.899 --> 01:17:10.640
still like a hundred times worse than even like

01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.460
fucking Russia. But that's the numbers we're

01:17:12.460 --> 01:17:16.699
getting from other countries. Right. We won that

01:17:16.699 --> 01:17:18.960
game. We're bad in that regard. We won that game,

01:17:19.020 --> 01:17:22.859
for sure. You win some, you lose some. Yeah.

01:17:23.530 --> 01:17:26.949
No, I understand, dude. I'm look, I, I admit

01:17:26.949 --> 01:17:29.949
we got a gun control problem. Okay. There's a

01:17:29.949 --> 01:17:32.430
lot of people that probably shouldn't have guns

01:17:32.430 --> 01:17:36.489
that do have guns, you know? So, and a lot of

01:17:36.489 --> 01:17:38.369
people that, that don't have guns that should

01:17:38.369 --> 01:17:43.250
have guns. So, but anyway, America is fucking

01:17:43.250 --> 01:17:46.029
gorgeous. There's so many beautiful places I

01:17:46.029 --> 01:17:48.569
want to visit. I know me too. I'm even thinking

01:17:48.569 --> 01:17:50.609
about getting my CDL dude, just so I can travel

01:17:50.609 --> 01:17:52.920
for a little bit. Your CDL. Why do you need that?

01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:56.720
Commercial driver's license. Yeah. And just like,

01:17:56.720 --> 01:17:59.079
just travel for a bit, dude. You could do that

01:17:59.079 --> 01:18:01.640
without, without trucking. Yeah. But you get

01:18:01.640 --> 01:18:04.460
paid for it. So it's just like, you know, trucking

01:18:04.460 --> 01:18:06.479
truckers make decent money for what they do.

01:18:06.819 --> 01:18:09.359
And just like, you know, you want to take a couple

01:18:09.359 --> 01:18:11.560
of years and just relax and just travel, just

01:18:11.560 --> 01:18:14.079
fucking drive a truck, you know, and just see

01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:17.439
the country. Just I would even consider like

01:18:17.439 --> 01:18:19.800
getting my own truck just so I can pick out what,

01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:23.220
like what loads I want. And just say, oh, I want

01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:25.399
to go to California. And just fucking take a

01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:27.699
load to California, get paid for it. Take a load

01:18:27.699 --> 01:18:31.300
back, get paid for it. You could see the country

01:18:31.300 --> 01:18:33.899
in a couple years, bro. You could see a lot of

01:18:33.899 --> 01:18:38.819
places. You could drive to Alaska. I have a cousin

01:18:38.819 --> 01:18:41.140
who does that, actually. He's a trucker just

01:18:41.140 --> 01:18:44.260
because he likes traveling. He spends a lot of

01:18:44.260 --> 01:18:47.800
time more in the west side. Every day, he's in

01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:49.920
another state. I wouldn't want to do it forever.

01:18:51.060 --> 01:18:53.659
but just as like to take a couple of years to

01:18:53.659 --> 01:18:58.060
really, to really see the United States. Like,

01:18:58.060 --> 01:19:01.840
and like, dude, I've even seen like, uh, you

01:19:01.840 --> 01:19:03.439
know, some trucks that have some heavy duty,

01:19:03.460 --> 01:19:06.520
like campers on the back. Like they're like elongated,

01:19:06.520 --> 01:19:09.420
like not just a sleeper, but like an elongated

01:19:09.420 --> 01:19:12.039
camper. Like, dude, if you had one of those,

01:19:12.199 --> 01:19:16.180
bro, it's like you have an RV, you know? And

01:19:16.180 --> 01:19:19.619
you just fucking lease it. And then. you know

01:19:19.619 --> 01:19:21.859
you when you don't have a trailer attached it's

01:19:21.859 --> 01:19:25.199
literally like an rv i think i think that would

01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:28.859
be so dope um yeah i would definitely say if

01:19:28.859 --> 01:19:31.039
you do do that though stay away from the corporations

01:19:31.039 --> 01:19:35.119
definitely do it like freelance because dude

01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:38.119
it's so freaking like you're tracked worse than

01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:40.739
you were at like fucking mohawk they like your

01:19:40.739 --> 01:19:42.600
they'll be like all right here's your allotted

01:19:42.600 --> 01:19:45.359
five hours sleep break right like see you in

01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:50.000
south dakota After that, every second of your

01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.939
day for weeks is measured by the company you

01:19:52.939 --> 01:19:55.399
work for. Yeah, that's bullshit, dude. I have

01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:58.340
enough money and credit where I could literally

01:19:58.340 --> 01:20:03.560
just get my own truck. It wouldn't be a problem.

01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:06.399
Probably pay for itself pretty quickly, too.

01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:13.000
Man, I think if I got a cheap enough truck, I

01:20:13.000 --> 01:20:14.859
think it would pay for itself in the first year.

01:20:16.430 --> 01:20:18.609
Yeah. If you wanted like a nice truck, you're

01:20:18.609 --> 01:20:20.890
leasing that shit and you're going to be paying

01:20:20.890 --> 01:20:27.170
out the ass for it, dude. But, um, no, it's like

01:20:27.170 --> 01:20:28.930
a possibility cause I don't know what's up next,

01:20:28.989 --> 01:20:31.329
you know? And that's like a low hanging fruit.

01:20:31.489 --> 01:20:34.289
It's like you can have your CDLA in a month.

01:20:34.970 --> 01:20:36.770
Yeah. It's like literally you weren't going to

01:20:36.770 --> 01:20:41.420
go full time with untitled. Yeah, let's do it.

01:20:41.439 --> 01:20:44.239
Let's go full time. I thought that was the whole

01:20:44.239 --> 01:20:46.359
point of this, Dan. What are we doing? Why am

01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:49.579
I leaving my job? All you have to do is get the

01:20:49.579 --> 01:20:53.819
podcast out to a greater number of people exposed.

01:20:54.539 --> 01:20:56.619
You just have to be brave enough to post it on

01:20:56.619 --> 01:21:00.859
social media and take videos. If you actually

01:21:00.859 --> 01:21:04.039
wanted to monetize the podcast, what would need

01:21:04.039 --> 01:21:07.539
to be done is you would need to take videos of

01:21:07.539 --> 01:21:10.710
us talking, right and then take sound like take

01:21:10.710 --> 01:21:13.750
not sound clips but take clips of you know little

01:21:13.750 --> 01:21:16.729
segments and make youtube short form now yeah

01:21:16.729 --> 01:21:19.090
and make shorts and you get some viral shorts

01:21:19.090 --> 01:21:22.569
of tyler saying something unhinged like you get

01:21:22.569 --> 01:21:24.489
a couple of those and people would watch it but

01:21:24.489 --> 01:21:27.310
i'd be way too embarrassed to actually put my

01:21:27.310 --> 01:21:30.270
face out there oh no thank you i would be fucking

01:21:30.270 --> 01:21:32.789
mortified if one of these days casey like uploaded

01:21:32.789 --> 01:21:36.970
the podcast right all of us Yeah. So that's like,

01:21:36.989 --> 01:21:39.590
I would fucking deactivate my account. So fucking

01:21:39.590 --> 01:21:43.130
another state, like that's the actual formula.

01:21:43.210 --> 01:21:46.850
If you wanted to like turn the podcast into something,

01:21:46.909 --> 01:21:49.710
but obviously none of us want that. So we don't

01:21:49.710 --> 01:21:53.069
actually want to monetize it. I think it, dude,

01:21:53.149 --> 01:21:56.270
I think it's, I think it's cool that it's like

01:21:56.270 --> 01:21:59.750
hidden and it's like, you know, it's like a hidden

01:21:59.750 --> 01:22:01.689
gem and the people that listen to it, love it.

01:22:02.090 --> 01:22:06.380
Well, some of them. I'm sure there's a lot of

01:22:06.380 --> 01:22:08.140
people out there that don't love it that, you

01:22:08.140 --> 01:22:10.979
know, that listen to it. You know what it is,

01:22:11.039 --> 01:22:13.859
Dan? It's a diamond in the rough. Yeah, it's

01:22:13.859 --> 01:22:16.239
rough. That's for sure. I don't know how much

01:22:16.239 --> 01:22:22.159
of it is diamond, but what is this? Diamond in

01:22:22.159 --> 01:22:32.829
the rough. I've never heard this. No, who's this?

01:22:33.449 --> 01:22:38.130
Some guy with Down syndrome. Is it actually?

01:22:38.289 --> 01:22:43.069
Yeah. Diamond and a love. Diamond and a love.

01:22:43.329 --> 01:22:49.670
I think I am dancing with the stars. I think

01:22:49.670 --> 01:22:56.149
I am on cloud nine. I am so high right now. This

01:22:56.149 --> 01:23:03.550
is Ian Flex now. that's pretty good oh yeah yeah

01:23:03.550 --> 01:23:08.850
sure i can't hear the music but if it's ian flex

01:23:08.850 --> 01:23:13.250
i i ain't buying it it's not even flex it's it's

01:23:13.250 --> 01:23:19.409
just some guy with down syndrome i don't know

01:23:19.409 --> 01:23:26.649
he's the best upcoming rapper in my opinion But

01:23:26.649 --> 01:23:32.550
pressure makes diamonds. Jesus Christ. Untitled

01:23:32.550 --> 01:23:39.270
podcast. Yeah. This is the quality that keeps

01:23:39.270 --> 01:23:44.670
people coming back to this podcast. Just random

01:23:44.670 --> 01:23:49.229
interruptions of people with Down syndrome. But

01:23:49.229 --> 01:23:56.180
what would you guys do if the podcast Like, say,

01:23:56.279 --> 01:23:58.399
like, fucking Dave Portnoy from, like, Barstool

01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:00.779
Sports, like, found it. And he's like, oh, I

01:24:00.779 --> 01:24:04.039
fucking love this. Yeah, I'd want to, you know,

01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:06.600
take it. Wouldn't you rather podcast than, you

01:24:06.600 --> 01:24:10.960
know, do an office job? Is that even a question?

01:24:11.060 --> 01:24:13.640
Right, exactly. So wouldn't you want to be blowing

01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:17.399
up? What about you, Ali Mack? I would take the

01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:20.720
office job. No. No, I'd roll with it. It would

01:24:20.720 --> 01:24:23.460
be pretty cool to put my job to be. But if you

01:24:23.460 --> 01:24:26.899
had to do this full time, would you do it? I'm

01:24:26.899 --> 01:24:29.300
sorry. I heard would you do it, but everything

01:24:29.300 --> 01:24:31.460
you said before that chopped out for me. Would

01:24:31.460 --> 01:24:35.100
you do it full time? I would do it full time

01:24:35.100 --> 01:24:38.539
if it took off. If it looked like there was some

01:24:38.539 --> 01:24:41.479
semblance of stability and financial freedom

01:24:41.479 --> 01:24:46.199
with it, then absolutely. But I don't know. I

01:24:46.199 --> 01:24:48.789
mean, obviously it's... but if i were to leave

01:24:48.789 --> 01:24:50.729
my current place of employment they wouldn't

01:24:50.729 --> 01:24:52.890
exactly welcome me back if i you're not you're

01:24:52.890 --> 01:24:54.890
not happy with your you're not happy with your

01:24:54.890 --> 01:24:57.329
compensation from the podcast as it is alley

01:24:57.329 --> 01:25:01.550
back i see i see how it is yeah i feel like casey's

01:25:01.550 --> 01:25:03.510
just hoarding all of the money right now it's

01:25:03.510 --> 01:25:05.890
been monetized we're actually in the top 10 and

01:25:05.890 --> 01:25:08.550
he's just bullshitting us you see it well i mean

01:25:08.550 --> 01:25:10.850
you see that i'm living in a you know a fucking

01:25:10.850 --> 01:25:17.039
mansion in the suburbs hey it's nicer Well, if

01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:19.300
you stop fucking giving these scammers your fucking

01:25:19.300 --> 01:25:21.600
credit card info, you'll be able to spend the

01:25:21.600 --> 01:25:23.920
money. They fucked me over so hard since last

01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:30.079
week, bro. I literally... So I get this credit

01:25:30.079 --> 01:25:33.500
card, and when it's fucking due, it declines

01:25:33.500 --> 01:25:36.100
every single time. So I spent like a couple weeks

01:25:36.100 --> 01:25:38.800
without... No, it's been a week, right? I spent

01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:40.800
the week without a credit card or a debit card.

01:25:43.430 --> 01:25:47.090
I went to the bank, and I was like, can I get

01:25:47.090 --> 01:25:50.310
a new debit card, right? And she's like, oh,

01:25:50.350 --> 01:25:54.250
did you block the old card? I'm like, no. So

01:25:54.250 --> 01:25:56.369
I figured they were going to just give me a new

01:25:56.369 --> 01:25:59.489
debit card and block the old card, right? And

01:25:59.489 --> 01:26:01.350
then I see another fucking charge on my account

01:26:01.350 --> 01:26:07.029
from Walmart in fucking Missouri for fucking

01:26:07.029 --> 01:26:11.630
Target. And I call them, and it's like some Indian

01:26:11.630 --> 01:26:15.470
dude. Right. And, uh, they have to get, find

01:26:15.470 --> 01:26:17.210
the old card number. And he's like, this card

01:26:17.210 --> 01:26:19.590
was never blocked. I was like, you didn't fucking

01:26:19.590 --> 01:26:21.970
block the old card when they give me a fucking

01:26:21.970 --> 01:26:24.609
new card. Are they fucking retarded? Oh my God.

01:26:24.989 --> 01:26:27.189
That's crazy. Yeah. The first thing I would do

01:26:27.189 --> 01:26:30.930
is I go on the app and just block the card. You

01:26:30.930 --> 01:26:34.390
can pause it, you know, until you decide if you

01:26:34.390 --> 01:26:36.250
want to like actually cancel the card. And then

01:26:36.250 --> 01:26:38.310
the person on the phone is like, Oh, are you

01:26:38.310 --> 01:26:40.529
sure you don't have an online target account?

01:26:41.340 --> 01:26:44.140
I'm like, no, I gave my information to these

01:26:44.140 --> 01:26:50.760
Indian scammers. So I think I might not admit

01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:54.500
that anymore. I think I would probably stop telling

01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:58.000
people that Casey, right? I was like, no, I said

01:26:58.000 --> 01:27:00.279
it very professionally. I was like, there was

01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:04.560
some author unauthorized activity on my account.

01:27:04.840 --> 01:27:08.560
I was like very professional about it. Damn.

01:27:09.210 --> 01:27:12.289
Yeah, Casey's just made himself prime suspect

01:27:12.289 --> 01:27:17.909
number one for potential scammy. Yeah. Yeah.

01:27:19.170 --> 01:27:25.550
I don't think I ever got scammed. I think I have

01:27:25.550 --> 01:27:30.329
had fraudulent charges, though. But my credit

01:27:30.329 --> 01:27:34.159
card company caught it. You know, about the same

01:27:34.159 --> 01:27:36.340
shit happened. Yeah, it was like something really

01:27:36.340 --> 01:27:38.180
small. It's like a couple dollars or something.

01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:43.420
It's only like when I it's only like when I like

01:27:43.420 --> 01:27:45.960
this time that this happened is because I was

01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:49.079
just woke up and I was like fucking out of it.

01:27:49.300 --> 01:27:52.819
And so one time I keep using that as your excuse.

01:27:53.300 --> 01:27:56.199
It's not that you're that scammers. All it takes.

01:27:56.199 --> 01:27:58.630
You just need to call Casey when he's. creepy.

01:27:58.649 --> 01:28:01.529
It'll fall for whatever the fuck you say. It's

01:28:01.529 --> 01:28:04.710
not because Casey smokes 24 -7. It's because

01:28:04.710 --> 01:28:08.390
he was tired. One time I got drunk and I was

01:28:08.390 --> 01:28:12.350
like, I saw this ad online that was like when,

01:28:12.510 --> 01:28:15.689
you know, $25 ,000 all you have to do is put

01:28:15.689 --> 01:28:18.529
in your credit card. I was like, I was so fucked

01:28:18.529 --> 01:28:21.350
up. I put my credit card. Casey, so this is...

01:28:21.350 --> 01:28:47.420
Stop! Don't say this anymore. It's still clear.

01:28:47.819 --> 01:28:54.829
What's that? Oh. Yeah, they're like, please give

01:28:54.829 --> 01:28:57.329
me your credit card information, my friend. I

01:28:57.329 --> 01:29:01.550
will turn it into gold for you. Please, my friend,

01:29:01.609 --> 01:29:04.970
please. Listen to what I am saying, sir. Give

01:29:04.970 --> 01:29:09.010
me the last four explanation date. Do you have

01:29:09.010 --> 01:29:11.130
the zip code associated with this debit card,

01:29:11.189 --> 01:29:13.689
sir? I didn't think there was anything suspicious

01:29:13.689 --> 01:29:16.729
when they asked me to go to the fucking pharmacy

01:29:16.729 --> 01:29:23.279
and buy five gift cards for Amazon. They gave

01:29:23.279 --> 01:29:27.600
you too much money and now you need to give them

01:29:27.600 --> 01:29:30.039
back or some guy's going to lose his job, but

01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:33.539
you can only pay him in Google Play cards. Have

01:29:33.539 --> 01:29:36.340
you ever gotten scammed or have you ever scammed

01:29:36.340 --> 01:29:40.140
someone else? I certainly have never scammed

01:29:40.140 --> 01:29:45.800
anyone else. Lately, like I said on the last

01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:49.880
episode, the one you found, I didn't fall for,

01:29:49.960 --> 01:29:53.479
but I clicked on the link and was really looking

01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:56.140
into it and i'm like i think this is bullshit

01:29:56.140 --> 01:30:00.000
and then i just did some found out it was that's

01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:04.520
the only one even really looked into i typically

01:30:04.520 --> 01:30:07.060
have a pretty good radar for it and i'm just

01:30:07.060 --> 01:30:10.100
like absolutely the fuck that's not real but

01:30:10.100 --> 01:30:12.960
no i don't think i've ever fallen for a scam

01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:15.520
that you ever do that no i don't think i have

01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:19.680
your real thing where you uh You have a product

01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:22.180
that doesn't work, right? So you buy a new one

01:30:22.180 --> 01:30:24.560
and you put the old one in the box and return

01:30:24.560 --> 01:30:28.960
it? Oh, yeah. You've never done that? Have I

01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:33.840
done that? I've done that. Yeah, I did do that,

01:30:33.920 --> 01:30:37.260
but they deserved it. I'm trying to think. I

01:30:37.260 --> 01:30:40.880
didn't just rip them off. Oh, it was like a situation

01:30:40.880 --> 01:30:46.000
where I couldn't return it because it was past.

01:30:47.210 --> 01:30:49.869
the point where you're allowed to return it yeah

01:30:49.869 --> 01:30:54.949
or something wait hold on a sec ah what the fuck

01:30:54.949 --> 01:30:56.949
did i do that it was an air fryer that's what

01:30:56.949 --> 01:30:59.470
it was and the air fryer kept breaking right

01:30:59.470 --> 01:31:01.470
every single one would break but i really like

01:31:01.470 --> 01:31:04.170
this air fryer yeah i did this all the time with

01:31:04.170 --> 01:31:07.850
uh headphones yeah yeah that too yes i did it

01:31:07.850 --> 01:31:11.859
with headphones bluetooth headphones um i Actually,

01:31:11.880 --> 01:31:13.800
I think I bought them at Best Buy and I returned

01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:17.140
them to Walmart. I exchanged them at Walmart.

01:31:17.159 --> 01:31:22.319
That is crazy. Oh, so here's what it was. The

01:31:22.319 --> 01:31:26.399
company J -Labs or whatever that made the headphones,

01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:30.979
they... like made you go through all this bullshit

01:31:30.979 --> 01:31:33.260
to return them you had to fill out like a sheet

01:31:33.260 --> 01:31:36.680
like the reason why your name address the reason

01:31:36.680 --> 01:31:38.819
why you're returning it and then you submit it

01:31:38.819 --> 01:31:40.899
and then they approve it or not and then you

01:31:40.899 --> 01:31:43.399
have to pay the shipping back i said fuck that

01:31:43.399 --> 01:31:45.779
noise i'm just gonna go to walmart they have

01:31:45.779 --> 01:31:48.159
the same headphones i'm gonna exchange them and

01:31:48.159 --> 01:31:49.939
i just said yeah i bought these like a week ago

01:31:49.939 --> 01:31:51.960
and they stopped working can i exchange them

01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:54.500
and they're like yeah go grab a new set i'm like

01:31:54.500 --> 01:31:56.220
fuck yeah i could probably still do it actually

01:31:56.220 --> 01:31:59.220
if they still That's crazy. I think the most

01:31:59.220 --> 01:32:01.859
I've ever done in that regard was I bought a

01:32:01.859 --> 01:32:05.699
PS4 that didn't work, I think from GameStop,

01:32:05.819 --> 01:32:09.560
and I returned it, but accidentally I kept the

01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:12.220
controller. I was like, well, they didn't catch

01:32:12.220 --> 01:32:14.840
it. I'm not going to go back and return that

01:32:14.840 --> 01:32:18.159
too. That's on them at that point. Dude, that's

01:32:18.159 --> 01:32:22.680
a great way to just micro rip off. Yeah, if they

01:32:22.680 --> 01:32:24.359
don't check that the controller's in there when

01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:27.140
you return it, that's like on the thing. What

01:32:27.140 --> 01:32:29.100
system was it? Yeah, I've done a lot of shit

01:32:29.100 --> 01:32:30.739
like that, where if it's like there's multiple

01:32:30.739 --> 01:32:33.520
parts to something, either accidentally or in

01:32:33.520 --> 01:32:35.479
a couple malicious instances where something

01:32:35.479 --> 01:32:37.880
pissed me off for some reason or another, I've

01:32:37.880 --> 01:32:40.579
just kept part of whatever it was. Right, dude,

01:32:40.640 --> 01:32:42.859
that's ingenious. If you don't like... Like,

01:32:42.859 --> 01:32:47.069
as long as the main thing... you, they need for

01:32:47.069 --> 01:32:49.510
it is there. They're probably not going to catch

01:32:49.510 --> 01:32:51.310
it. I can't really come up with any good other

01:32:51.310 --> 01:32:53.350
examples, but I know I've done a lot of shit

01:32:53.350 --> 01:32:55.890
like that in the past. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's

01:32:55.890 --> 01:32:58.930
actually, that's like micro theft. I know exactly

01:32:58.930 --> 01:33:01.569
what you're talking about. Like, I think I did

01:33:01.569 --> 01:33:03.069
that with the air fryer. There's like a piece

01:33:03.069 --> 01:33:05.409
of it that I kept. So then I just had multiple

01:33:05.409 --> 01:33:07.930
of them. And every time I returned it, like I

01:33:07.930 --> 01:33:10.869
kept having like more, like, uh, it was like

01:33:10.869 --> 01:33:13.850
a fucking rack that goes inside of it. So I just

01:33:13.850 --> 01:33:16.899
had like a stack of them. yeah or something like

01:33:16.899 --> 01:33:18.600
something like that i don't i don't remember

01:33:18.600 --> 01:33:21.880
yeah i think it was like the the fucking the

01:33:21.880 --> 01:33:25.600
racks for like air frying shit but yeah it's

01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:28.319
crazy how much money they fucking lose to people

01:33:28.319 --> 01:33:30.239
doing that and then there's people that have

01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:33.359
that shit down to a science yeah it's just like

01:33:33.359 --> 01:33:35.979
regular people like like not criminals that are

01:33:35.979 --> 01:33:39.579
doing it like can you buy a playstation and then

01:33:39.579 --> 01:33:43.819
return it yeah you can yeah So, dude, if you

01:33:43.819 --> 01:33:45.579
just take the controller, the controllers are

01:33:45.579 --> 01:33:48.079
fucking 60 bucks. Well, I mean, theoretically.

01:33:48.479 --> 01:33:50.659
They're worth like 80 now, honestly. They're

01:33:50.659 --> 01:33:52.779
supposed to check when you return it, look in

01:33:52.779 --> 01:33:55.460
the box and see if there's a controller. That's

01:33:55.460 --> 01:33:56.960
a great way to get a free controller. Typically,

01:33:57.039 --> 01:33:59.159
the person at like a Walmart that's working the

01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:02.060
returns counters, they're probably spare parts.

01:34:02.100 --> 01:34:03.920
You really don't need to worry much about that.

01:34:03.979 --> 01:34:07.220
They're like, let's keep this day moving. Yeah,

01:34:07.260 --> 01:34:09.180
they don't really care too much. There's a lot

01:34:09.180 --> 01:34:12.619
of scam, scamming you can do. There's a lot of

01:34:12.619 --> 01:34:14.159
places where I feel like they don't even look

01:34:14.159 --> 01:34:15.800
at the box. You can walk in there and just have

01:34:15.800 --> 01:34:18.140
a box full of rocks wrapped in styrofoam and

01:34:18.140 --> 01:34:21.159
they would just blindly accept it as a PS5 return

01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:23.479
and put it back on the shelf. Yeah, as long as

01:34:23.479 --> 01:34:26.579
you got a barcode. Well, yeah, anything. As long

01:34:26.579 --> 01:34:28.180
as it has a barcode on it, they'll take it back.

01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:34.340
I wonder what this person bought right at Target

01:34:34.340 --> 01:34:41.640
with my debit card for. What? $12 .95. What I

01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:45.140
want to know is how do I get on the other end

01:34:45.140 --> 01:34:47.199
of that where I get somebody's credit card info

01:34:47.199 --> 01:34:49.039
to go shopping? You just have to buy it on the

01:34:49.039 --> 01:34:53.020
black market. Is that what you do? I guess so.

01:34:53.800 --> 01:34:56.300
The scammers probably took the information and

01:34:56.300 --> 01:35:00.199
sold it on the black market. How do you get on

01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:02.680
the black market, dude? On the dark web. You

01:35:02.680 --> 01:35:04.399
ever go on the dark web? You think that's where

01:35:04.399 --> 01:35:08.619
you get it? Yeah. Damn. That'd be nice to have

01:35:08.619 --> 01:35:10.439
somebody else's credit card number to go shopping.

01:35:11.760 --> 01:35:14.699
You just got to download Torrent. Is that what

01:35:14.699 --> 01:35:20.319
it is? Yeah. I was never into drugs or anything

01:35:20.319 --> 01:35:22.359
illegal like that, so I never had a reason to

01:35:22.359 --> 01:35:26.119
go on it. No, I've never been on the dark web.

01:35:27.220 --> 01:35:30.539
The Silk Road? I've never been on it either.

01:35:31.300 --> 01:35:33.619
Yeah, that website where you just used to be

01:35:33.619 --> 01:35:37.399
able to buy anything. Yeah. Like mostly drugs.

01:35:37.399 --> 01:35:39.720
I think they pardoned that guy that started it.

01:35:41.079 --> 01:35:45.600
Oh, yeah. I think Trump pardoned him. Trump pardoned

01:35:45.600 --> 01:35:49.199
him? Yeah. Yep. What was his name? I forgot.

01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:52.960
He's into pardoning some fucking heavy criminals

01:35:52.960 --> 01:36:00.420
here. Jesus. Yeah. Who has Trump pardoned? Let's

01:36:00.420 --> 01:36:05.189
see. Kodak Black was the best one. Yeah, so dudes,

01:36:05.229 --> 01:36:07.130
here you are hating on Trump and he pardoned

01:36:07.130 --> 01:36:11.050
your boy. My boy, yeah. That's the only good

01:36:11.050 --> 01:36:19.310
policy he ever made. Bitmax. NBA. No, not that.

01:36:19.449 --> 01:36:24.310
Larry Hoover. Ross Albrecht? Yeah, there it is.

01:36:25.840 --> 01:36:27.659
Yeah, I think we were talking about that on the

01:36:27.659 --> 01:36:30.159
podcast where that guy just kept, you know, they

01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:32.500
kept taking down the Silk Road site and he just

01:36:32.500 --> 01:36:39.779
kept making a new one. Yeah. I don't know, man.

01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:42.380
It's fucking freedom of speech or something.

01:36:44.359 --> 01:36:46.920
Do you think that it should be illegal? What

01:36:46.920 --> 01:36:50.239
should be illegal? The fucking Silk Road. Well,

01:36:50.300 --> 01:36:54.500
you're selling illegal narcotics, right? Like

01:36:54.500 --> 01:36:57.479
you're selling fucking if you buy heroin off

01:36:57.479 --> 01:37:01.979
of the Silk Road, that should be illegal. I don't

01:37:01.979 --> 01:37:04.079
necessarily think the guy who made it should

01:37:04.079 --> 01:37:06.420
be illegal because it's like, yes, while he did

01:37:06.420 --> 01:37:08.840
offer a conduit for people to sell that shit,

01:37:08.979 --> 01:37:12.140
it's not like he ever sold it himself. Right.

01:37:12.239 --> 01:37:15.300
As long as he wasn't like condoning it. But I

01:37:15.300 --> 01:37:17.000
mean, I guess you could make an argument that

01:37:17.000 --> 01:37:19.640
should have been enforcing it better. But hey,

01:37:19.699 --> 01:37:21.399
it's on the dark web. So what's it fucking matter?

01:37:21.560 --> 01:37:25.619
It's like. That would be like prosecuting whoever

01:37:25.619 --> 01:37:29.039
built the thruway because people transport drugs

01:37:29.039 --> 01:37:33.760
on it. It's like, that doesn't make any sense.

01:37:33.979 --> 01:37:37.220
Just because people are using it for that doesn't

01:37:37.220 --> 01:37:40.220
mean that it's their fault. I think the problem

01:37:40.220 --> 01:37:43.060
was that people were using it for all these illegal

01:37:43.060 --> 01:37:44.939
things and they just continued to keep putting

01:37:44.939 --> 01:37:48.399
it up. Well, I mean, they still have the thruway

01:37:48.399 --> 01:37:52.689
open. People are transporting drugs on it. It's

01:37:52.689 --> 01:37:55.930
like, why should he have to shut it down? Fuck.

01:37:56.069 --> 01:38:00.930
We're out. We're out. We're back. We apologize

01:38:00.930 --> 01:38:06.789
for the terrible quality of this podcast. Yeah,

01:38:08.789 --> 01:38:13.050
man. I don't know. I think I don't think he really

01:38:13.050 --> 01:38:18.029
should have gone to jail. It's ridiculous. Oh,

01:38:18.029 --> 01:38:23.970
jail. Yeah, that's good. I'm not sure. I think

01:38:23.970 --> 01:38:25.529
he did a significant amount of time, like 10

01:38:25.529 --> 01:38:33.050
years. Yeah, he served his thing. I'm sure they

01:38:33.050 --> 01:38:35.609
probably tried to put him away for fucking life

01:38:35.609 --> 01:38:39.350
for that, but 10 years, that's, I think, a little

01:38:39.350 --> 01:38:52.430
bit more. Yeah. Yeah, so what else, man? Let

01:38:52.430 --> 01:38:54.189
me think. Something else is pissing me off this

01:38:54.189 --> 01:38:58.210
week I wanted to talk about on the podcast. I

01:38:58.210 --> 01:39:01.930
don't really remember exactly what it was. The

01:39:01.930 --> 01:39:05.310
Alzheimer's podcast. What's that? The Alzheimer's

01:39:05.310 --> 01:39:11.170
podcast. The Joe Biden podcast. I feel bad. I

01:39:11.170 --> 01:39:12.949
feel like I'd be a lot more involved if I could

01:39:12.949 --> 01:39:14.750
fucking hear you guys. I know you're cutting

01:39:14.750 --> 01:39:17.229
out a lot, but that's all right. We'll be back

01:39:17.229 --> 01:39:23.800
next week. Fuck yeah. But anyway, thanks for

01:39:23.800 --> 01:39:27.720
listening to the podcast. I thought me and Allie

01:39:27.720 --> 01:39:30.060
Mack aren't going to play Jeopardy. Oh, is that

01:39:30.060 --> 01:39:33.460
even going to work? I really doubt it would.

01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:35.699
I don't know. We could try and make it work.

01:39:36.199 --> 01:39:40.619
Yeah. What do you think, Allie Mack? I don't

01:39:40.619 --> 01:39:43.939
see how we could. I mean, we can give it a go.

01:39:44.060 --> 01:39:47.239
It'll probably be the worst time we've ever done

01:39:47.239 --> 01:39:52.779
it. Just a lot of the times, I can't hear you

01:39:52.779 --> 01:39:55.220
guys. Occasionally, if one of you laughs or something,

01:39:55.619 --> 01:39:59.220
it just goes dead on your end for five seconds.

01:39:59.300 --> 01:40:01.460
So Casey's going to ask a fucking question, and

01:40:01.460 --> 01:40:04.979
I'm just not even going to hear it. You'll call

01:40:04.979 --> 01:40:17.119
in on your phone. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, let's

01:40:17.119 --> 01:40:22.220
give it a try. Fuck it. Give the folks what they

01:40:22.220 --> 01:40:38.920
came for. Some Jeopardy. Welcome back. Welcome

01:40:38.920 --> 01:40:45.579
back to Jeopardy. What happened to your mic?

01:40:47.230 --> 01:40:49.930
What happened to your mic? I got it down here.

01:40:50.409 --> 01:40:59.010
I think you gotta put the mic closer to your

01:40:59.010 --> 01:41:12.670
mouth. Yeah. I'm having a hard time hearing Dan.

01:41:30.070 --> 01:41:34.970
All right. Is that, is that bad? Yeah. All right.

01:41:35.029 --> 01:41:37.590
Welcome back to Jeopardy. You got your 15 time

01:41:37.590 --> 01:41:41.770
winner, Dan. Oh yeah, baby. And your four day

01:41:41.770 --> 01:41:47.270
to seven time winner, Allie back to CFA. Oh,

01:41:47.270 --> 01:41:51.949
yeah. Gentlemen. What about putting this microphone?

01:41:52.350 --> 01:41:57.310
What? What about putting this microphone? Getting

01:41:57.310 --> 01:42:00.350
this one. And then I can just put it like that.

01:42:00.569 --> 01:42:06.750
Oh, that's a good idea. Um, we're back. And,

01:42:06.750 --> 01:42:10.810
uh, gotta head to bed today. Allie back and the,

01:42:10.949 --> 01:42:16.520
uh, Daniel. Could do your categories today. We

01:42:16.520 --> 01:42:22.140
got birthdays and death days, international leaders,

01:42:22.500 --> 01:42:28.539
earth science, radiation nation, back for blood,

01:42:28.779 --> 01:42:35.239
and Mario and Luigi. Dan and Allie Mac, you both

01:42:35.239 --> 01:42:42.960
won last time. Dan, you pick. I don't even want

01:42:42.960 --> 01:42:46.939
this to be a fucking thing. Mario and Luigi.

01:42:48.039 --> 01:42:52.560
Mario and Luigi. 200. This 27 -year -old shot

01:42:52.560 --> 01:42:55.579
and killed the United Healthcare CEO. Who is

01:42:55.579 --> 01:43:01.399
Luigi Mangione? Pickle Tickler. Wait. We got

01:43:01.399 --> 01:43:04.460
a virtual buzzer. Who's Pickle... Pickle Tickler.

01:43:04.500 --> 01:43:08.960
Who's 69 and who's Bitch Tits McGee? I am Bitch

01:43:08.960 --> 01:43:11.739
Tits McGee. I'm Pickle Tickler 69. Alright, Pickle

01:43:11.739 --> 01:43:16.220
Tickler. What'd you say? I said Luigi Mangione.

01:43:16.560 --> 01:43:21.659
Oh, that's correct. Yes! It's Dan. Dan's got

01:43:21.659 --> 01:43:27.760
200 points. Dan's pick. Same category. We gotta

01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:30.039
reset the buzzers. You gotta do it every time.

01:43:30.140 --> 01:43:34.949
Oh my god! That's a fucking disaster. Alright,

01:43:35.130 --> 01:43:41.829
buzzers reset. 400. In 2017, the bridge connecting

01:43:41.829 --> 01:43:45.130
Tarrytown and... Who's Mario Cuomo? There you

01:43:45.130 --> 01:43:50.689
go. What? Okay. Let's go into these games. Gotcha.

01:43:53.729 --> 01:43:59.350
We reset these buzzers. Jesus Christ. Dan's pick.

01:43:59.750 --> 01:44:04.970
Same category. 600. This American TV personality

01:44:04.970 --> 01:44:07.989
has appeared in shows such as Actress, Hollywood,

01:44:08.210 --> 01:44:13.909
and America's Best Dance Crew. Literally never

01:44:13.909 --> 01:44:16.130
even heard of those three shows before in my

01:44:16.130 --> 01:44:22.409
life. There was only two shows, but yeah. Well,

01:44:22.449 --> 01:44:27.529
it sounded like three. Anyone? It would be Mario

01:44:27.529 --> 01:44:32.279
Lopez. Never heard of him. Really? Yep. He's

01:44:32.279 --> 01:44:35.920
a Spanish -looking guy. No, he's not Spanish

01:44:35.920 --> 01:44:39.100
-looking. He is actually Spanish. Yeah, that

01:44:39.100 --> 01:44:47.659
too. Same category. His name's Lopez. 800. This

01:44:47.659 --> 01:44:50.680
famous German classical music composer's first

01:44:50.680 --> 01:44:53.859
name isn't Luigi. It's the German form of the

01:44:53.859 --> 01:45:00.560
name Ludwig. Who's Beethoven? Fuck me. Who got

01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:02.300
that? I don't know. What's it say on the thing?

01:45:02.380 --> 01:45:06.439
I'm 192 milliseconds behind. First one was Pickle

01:45:06.439 --> 01:45:09.199
Tickler. Which is irritating because I probably

01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:11.079
have a third of a second delay on the phone.

01:45:12.840 --> 01:45:15.380
Pickle Tickler got it first though. Oh no, wait.

01:45:15.539 --> 01:45:19.880
You got a delay? I mean, I'm assuming. Let's

01:45:19.880 --> 01:45:22.939
Google search how long. You got a delay of 192

01:45:22.939 --> 01:45:24.640
milliseconds. Alright, here we go. I'm going

01:45:24.640 --> 01:45:28.380
to give it to both of you. Wait, we gotta figure

01:45:28.380 --> 01:45:32.520
this out. You both got the points. The delay

01:45:32.520 --> 01:45:34.800
on the phone call is about 200 milliseconds,

01:45:34.880 --> 01:45:37.500
so that one literally was a fucking tie between

01:45:37.500 --> 01:45:39.340
us two. That was a toss -up. Alright, you both

01:45:39.340 --> 01:45:43.180
got the points. Dan, you can pick. Same category.

01:45:43.619 --> 01:45:49.500
We gotta reset the buzzer. Dan's pick. The 1

01:45:49.500 --> 01:45:52.819
,000. This American rapper became famous with

01:45:52.819 --> 01:45:57.720
his 2020 hit Die Very Rough. Never heard of it.

01:45:58.460 --> 01:46:00.880
Hold on a sec. I thought you were going to give

01:46:00.880 --> 01:46:02.899
me a Mario Andretti question and I was going

01:46:02.899 --> 01:46:06.399
to fucking nail it. Damn it. Say it again. Good

01:46:06.399 --> 01:46:09.840
question. This American rapper became famous

01:46:09.840 --> 01:46:15.920
with his 2020 hit Die Very Rough. I don't know.

01:46:17.340 --> 01:46:21.939
No, that's Mario Judah. Nope. Tyler would know.

01:46:21.979 --> 01:46:23.939
We talked about it on the podcast, actually.

01:46:26.439 --> 01:46:30.279
Dan, you got birthdays and death days, international

01:46:30.279 --> 01:46:36.260
leaders, earth science. Earth science. 200. The

01:46:36.260 --> 01:46:39.640
tropic of this zodiac sign marks the southernmost

01:46:39.640 --> 01:46:42.079
point on Earth where the sun can be directly

01:46:42.079 --> 01:46:50.810
overhead at noon. Nope. Say it again. The tropic

01:46:50.810 --> 01:47:10.869
of this zodiac sign marks the southernmost point

01:47:10.869 --> 01:47:13.010
on Earth where the sun can be directly overhead

01:47:13.010 --> 01:47:18.590
at noon. Dude, tropic of cancer is the only one

01:47:18.590 --> 01:47:22.409
I've ever heard of. That'd be the Tropic of Capricorn.

01:47:22.890 --> 01:47:26.069
Wow. Never heard of it. Yeah, probably doesn't

01:47:26.069 --> 01:47:28.510
exist. Dude, I was going to say Tropic of Cancer,

01:47:28.569 --> 01:47:30.770
too. Tropic of Cancer is the north one. The Tropic

01:47:30.770 --> 01:47:34.010
of Capricorn is the south one. Oh, my God. I

01:47:34.010 --> 01:47:35.789
should be studying my star signs a little bit

01:47:35.789 --> 01:47:41.109
more. Yeah, right, Desvik. Same category. 400.

01:47:42.149 --> 01:47:45.810
Wait, reset it. Reset it. No, it's reset. Reset.

01:47:45.850 --> 01:47:48.289
It's not on mine. Now it's reset. Daily double,

01:47:48.430 --> 01:47:54.619
Dan. You got 1 ,400. 1 ,400. I'll do 400. 400.

01:47:55.840 --> 01:47:58.619
This layer of the earth is where we live, and

01:47:58.619 --> 01:48:05.380
no, it's not flat. This layer of the earth. So,

01:48:05.439 --> 01:48:08.340
let's see. You've got the... God, it's been a

01:48:08.340 --> 01:48:15.340
while. Since seventh grade. Damn. Let me think.

01:48:15.539 --> 01:48:24.869
Let me think. Give me two seconds. Fuck, I can't

01:48:24.869 --> 01:48:30.050
even think of one of them. I can't even think

01:48:30.050 --> 01:48:31.670
of one of the layers. What about you, Almec?

01:48:31.810 --> 01:48:34.390
No, no, no, hold on. Don't give away my daily

01:48:34.390 --> 01:48:39.489
double. Don't worry, I don't know it. Okay. I'm

01:48:39.489 --> 01:48:41.109
going to lose it anyway, so I might as well guess.

01:48:42.750 --> 01:48:49.060
It's the... Why can't I think of one layer of

01:48:49.060 --> 01:48:55.279
the fucking earth, dude? I got a fucking A in

01:48:55.279 --> 01:48:57.340
this class in college and I still don't fucking

01:48:57.340 --> 01:48:59.520
remember it. Why were you taking earth science

01:48:59.520 --> 01:49:04.979
in college? That was individual studies right

01:49:04.979 --> 01:49:07.680
out of high school. Wait, I thought of one. The

01:49:07.680 --> 01:49:11.100
mantle, but that's not it. But things are coming

01:49:11.100 --> 01:49:14.779
back. The mantle is like deep in there. We got

01:49:14.779 --> 01:49:17.640
some neural connection with Dan's brain. Yes.

01:49:18.420 --> 01:49:24.699
There's the crust. There's the mantle. We live

01:49:24.699 --> 01:49:31.340
on the outermost layer. That's correct. We live

01:49:31.340 --> 01:49:34.680
on the crust. Dan says crust. That's correct.

01:49:34.779 --> 01:49:38.479
Oh shit. Oh damn. Do you specify the outer crust

01:49:38.479 --> 01:49:41.659
though? I feel like that's... I feel like that's

01:49:41.659 --> 01:49:44.000
a distinction. Do you want to specify outer or

01:49:44.000 --> 01:49:47.439
inner crust? I'll say outer. He says outer. That's

01:49:47.439 --> 01:49:50.079
correct. You don't fucking give him a... Okay,

01:49:50.119 --> 01:49:54.399
whatever. I'm not winning anyways. The odds are

01:49:54.399 --> 01:49:58.840
stacked against me. Dan, your pick. Same category.

01:49:59.380 --> 01:50:03.560
600. Earthquakes happen when these giant slabs

01:50:03.560 --> 01:50:06.220
of earth crush. What are tectonic plates? Shift

01:50:06.220 --> 01:50:08.939
and grind against each other. That's correct.

01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:11.920
Damn. Is that what you were going to say? Yeah,

01:50:12.779 --> 01:50:15.880
it was. I knew it was plates. I couldn't remember

01:50:15.880 --> 01:50:18.680
the first word until apparently .4 seconds after

01:50:18.680 --> 01:50:24.640
you, so. Same category. 800. This scale measures

01:50:24.640 --> 01:50:26.840
the magnitude of earthquakes. What is the Richter

01:50:26.840 --> 01:50:34.199
scale? Damn. Fuck me. Dan got the points on that.

01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:36.439
I can't even get in the right headspace. I'm

01:50:36.439 --> 01:50:38.539
in my fucking living room right now with my phone

01:50:38.539 --> 01:50:43.640
on speaker. Fuck. I need smelling salts or something.

01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:48.260
Well, you got a cat, right? Just fucking go sniff

01:50:48.260 --> 01:50:51.579
the litter box. Yeah, it's basically ammonia.

01:50:52.439 --> 01:50:55.640
Dan's pick. Same category. 1 ,000. The boundary

01:50:55.640 --> 01:50:59.329
where two air masses meet. Often bringing storms

01:50:59.329 --> 01:51:03.369
and wild weather. What is a front? Allie Mac!

01:51:03.770 --> 01:51:07.010
Oh! Thousand points. That's what I was thinking,

01:51:07.149 --> 01:51:10.170
but I wasn't sure. Allie Mac, you got it. I got

01:51:10.170 --> 01:51:13.050
it right? Yeah. Oh, shit. What are the points

01:51:13.050 --> 01:51:17.350
here? Dan's got 3 ,200. Allie Mac's got 1 ,600.

01:51:19.390 --> 01:51:21.710
I'm surprisingly more in this than I thought

01:51:21.710 --> 01:51:25.449
I would be. Allie Mac, you got birthdays and

01:51:25.449 --> 01:51:29.029
death days. International leaders, Radiation

01:51:29.029 --> 01:51:33.369
Nation, and Back 4 Blood. Radiation Nation, 200.

01:51:34.590 --> 01:51:43.029
200. Reset it. This form of radiation gives you

01:51:43.029 --> 01:51:48.029
a tan, but can also cause skin cancer. Um...

01:51:48.029 --> 01:51:55.090
Oh my god. Oh my god. Jesus Christ, Alivac, you

01:51:55.090 --> 01:51:58.680
fucking idiot. I was literally about to go, what

01:51:58.680 --> 01:52:03.779
is radiation? Fuck it, time me out. I'm waiting

01:52:03.779 --> 01:52:05.439
too long. I'm going to feel like an idiot when

01:52:05.439 --> 01:52:08.579
he hears alpha radiation. Dan says, what is alpha?

01:52:11.859 --> 01:52:19.199
Incorrect. What is beta? Beta? No. What is gamma?

01:52:20.779 --> 01:52:22.359
Are you going to keep going with this? Yeah,

01:52:22.380 --> 01:52:27.909
yeah, fuck it. How much did I lose? Uh, 600 now?

01:52:28.210 --> 01:52:30.729
Wait, can I guess once just for chits and giggles?

01:52:31.470 --> 01:52:37.750
What is Omega? Uh, no. I'm pretty sure he's talking

01:52:37.750 --> 01:52:39.949
about like the form of radiation, not like the

01:52:39.949 --> 01:52:46.510
radiation. What is ionizing? Ionizing? No. What

01:52:46.510 --> 01:52:50.390
is direct? What is direct? Alright, I'm just

01:52:50.390 --> 01:52:55.699
gonna time this out. What is ultraviolet? Oh,

01:52:55.720 --> 01:52:59.819
wow. Jesus fucking Christ, bro. UVA and UVB.

01:53:00.279 --> 01:53:03.119
We are so bad at this. Dude, that was retarded.

01:53:03.220 --> 01:53:05.859
That was pretty retarded. I felt bad that you

01:53:05.859 --> 01:53:07.600
were just pissing points out in the wind, so

01:53:07.600 --> 01:53:11.399
I figured I'd do it, too. Fuck. What is the scores

01:53:11.399 --> 01:53:18.020
now? Dad's got 2 ,400. Allie Mac's got 1 ,600.

01:53:19.720 --> 01:53:27.010
All right. Reset the buzzer. Reset. Whose pick

01:53:27.010 --> 01:53:34.649
is it? Ali Mac's pick. Keep it going. 400. This

01:53:34.649 --> 01:53:37.310
naturally occurring gas seeps from the ground

01:53:37.310 --> 01:53:42.529
and can accumulate in basements, causing a major

01:53:42.529 --> 01:53:51.130
lung cancer risk. Yes. Damn. Coming back. Wait.

01:53:51.359 --> 01:53:53.340
I'm confused. So he answered it correctly, but

01:53:53.340 --> 01:53:55.279
you didn't tell him he was correct for like four

01:53:55.279 --> 01:53:59.079
seconds? No, I was finishing the question. Oh,

01:53:59.079 --> 01:54:04.920
okay. Uh, Dan's pick. Same category. 600. Reset

01:54:04.920 --> 01:54:09.619
it. Uh, this invisible form of radiation has

01:54:09.619 --> 01:54:14.020
the shortest wavelength. What is gamma? Oh, Allie

01:54:14.020 --> 01:54:18.520
Mack. Damn. Damn, you got it right. Alright,

01:54:18.640 --> 01:54:27.350
keep it going. Reset it, though. Oh, fuck. Alright.

01:54:29.930 --> 01:54:35.949
You gonna reset that shit, or...? Yeah, no. Reset

01:54:35.949 --> 01:54:47.810
that shit. There we go. Alright. 800. AliMac's

01:54:47.810 --> 01:54:58.649
got 2200. Dan's got 2800. I'm not too confident,

01:54:58.750 --> 01:55:07.329
so 300. 300. The radioactive isotope iodine -131

01:55:07.329 --> 01:55:10.350
is often used to treat this butterfly -shaped

01:55:10.350 --> 01:55:14.189
organ in your neck. Oh, that's bullshit. What

01:55:14.189 --> 01:55:18.409
is your thyroid? Yes. What is the name of the

01:55:18.409 --> 01:55:23.970
isotope? Iodine -131. I feel like that's wrong.

01:55:25.339 --> 01:55:30.180
Dan feels like that's wrong. I feel like it's

01:55:30.180 --> 01:55:35.039
iodide. You feel like it's iodide? Yeah. I was

01:55:35.039 --> 01:55:36.920
going off the butterfly -shaped thing in your

01:55:36.920 --> 01:55:41.840
neck. That's literally the only reason. Keep

01:55:41.840 --> 01:55:50.359
it going, I guess. Dan has some little red disconnect

01:55:50.359 --> 01:55:53.619
thing next to his name on the buzzer. Oh, yeah.

01:55:54.109 --> 01:55:56.289
Oh, he's looking it up. That's why. Hold on a

01:55:56.289 --> 01:55:59.550
sec. Yeah, he's fucking looking it up. Hold on

01:55:59.550 --> 01:56:04.010
a sec. Let's ask ChatGPG. Is it iodine -131 or

01:56:04.010 --> 01:56:11.850
iodide -131? It's iodine -131. ChatGPG just said,

01:56:11.890 --> 01:56:15.270
fuck you, you're wrong. Also, I literally, the

01:56:15.270 --> 01:56:17.550
reason I guessed that had nothing to do with

01:56:17.550 --> 01:56:22.029
what isotope it was. What do we got? What is

01:56:22.029 --> 01:56:24.430
the difference between iodine and iodide? Oh,

01:56:24.430 --> 01:56:27.789
my God. Is that a question for me? Because I'm

01:56:27.789 --> 01:56:32.090
not answering it. Iodine is the elemental form,

01:56:32.229 --> 01:56:35.810
often found as a diatomic molecule, I2, in its

01:56:35.810 --> 01:56:38.489
natural state. It's the form you see on the periodic

01:56:38.489 --> 01:56:41.390
table and is commonly used in medical and chemical

01:56:41.390 --> 01:56:45.149
contexts. Iodide refers to the ionized form of

01:56:45.149 --> 01:56:48.069
iodine, I minus. which means it has gained an

01:56:48.069 --> 01:56:51.010
electron. Okay, okay. Did you retain that in

01:56:51.010 --> 01:56:53.770
your brain, Dan? What? Yeah, I did. I'm going

01:56:53.770 --> 01:56:56.670
to fucking remember that. I really thought you

01:56:56.670 --> 01:57:00.909
got that wrong. One dozen. Hold on a second.

01:57:00.930 --> 01:57:03.560
I got to get back to the buzzer here. Okay. If

01:57:03.560 --> 01:57:05.500
you tried to argue that I should have lost my

01:57:05.500 --> 01:57:07.300
points off of that, Dan, I would have fucking

01:57:07.300 --> 01:57:10.840
fought you. Onward. Let's go. Move onward. Same

01:57:10.840 --> 01:57:15.380
category. In physics, this term refers to the

01:57:15.380 --> 01:57:18.600
time it takes for half the atoms in a radioactive...

01:57:18.600 --> 01:57:23.380
What is a half -life? That's correct. Fuck. Fuck!

01:57:24.939 --> 01:57:28.319
What do I got? You got birthdays and death days,

01:57:28.579 --> 01:57:33.250
international leaders, back for blood. Back for

01:57:33.250 --> 01:57:39.970
blood, 200. Reset the timer. 200. This iron -rich

01:57:39.970 --> 01:57:43.989
protein in red blood cells gives blood its red

01:57:43.989 --> 01:57:49.050
color. What is hemoglobin? Hemoglobin. That was

01:57:49.050 --> 01:57:58.149
good. Dan's pick. Same category. 400. This disease...

01:57:58.149 --> 01:58:02.539
Oh, you gotta reset that. Oh. This disease, often

01:58:02.539 --> 01:58:05.279
portrayed in royal history, prevents blood from

01:58:05.279 --> 01:58:12.119
clotting properly. Oh. In royal history, blue

01:58:12.119 --> 01:58:18.600
bloods? What is polycythemia? No. Really? What

01:58:18.600 --> 01:58:25.680
is hemophilia? Oh, yes. Oh, got my points back.

01:58:25.859 --> 01:58:28.500
I was really hoping you said sickle cell and

01:58:28.500 --> 01:58:31.000
lost more points. Fuck. Oh, you're running against

01:58:31.000 --> 01:58:35.420
me now, huh? Well, I'm facing you, so yeah. Damn.

01:58:36.039 --> 01:58:39.199
If Tyler was here, I'd be giving you high fives

01:58:39.199 --> 01:58:40.739
right now. I didn't realize it was like that.

01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:44.779
Alright, onward. Same category. 600. This blood

01:58:44.779 --> 01:58:47.800
type is known as the universal recipient. What

01:58:47.800 --> 01:58:52.100
is A positive? Negative. What is A positive?

01:58:52.239 --> 01:58:55.979
Wrong. Oh, what is AB positive? Oh, fuck. He's

01:58:55.979 --> 01:59:00.529
right. AB positive. Correct. Nice. Nice. That

01:59:00.529 --> 01:59:05.949
was a good one. Got your points back. Reset the

01:59:05.949 --> 01:59:09.510
timer, and I am good to continue on this one.

01:59:09.649 --> 01:59:12.449
What are we at? Back for blood? What are we at

01:59:12.449 --> 01:59:15.050
with points here? Dan's got 3 ,000. Allie Max

01:59:15.050 --> 01:59:19.430
got 3 ,500. Oh, shit. That's it. I'm buckling

01:59:19.430 --> 01:59:23.590
down. 800. This organ filters blood and removes

01:59:23.590 --> 01:59:25.590
all the kidney. What is this kidney? Oh, yeah.

01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:29.779
Wait, which one? Oh, wait, fuck, no. Filtered

01:59:29.779 --> 01:59:31.979
blood. You fucking idiot, Alleybag. The spleen.

01:59:33.140 --> 01:59:37.520
I'm glad he beat me. For Dan. Reset that shit.

01:59:39.579 --> 01:59:44.699
Damn, this is close, bro. Uh, Dan, for pick for

01:59:44.699 --> 01:59:48.680
1 ,000, this 1976 film features a prom night

01:59:48.680 --> 01:59:52.100
gone to hell thanks to a telekinetic teen and

01:59:52.100 --> 01:59:59.180
a whole bucket of pig's blood. Nope. I missed

01:59:59.180 --> 02:00:00.979
the first half of the question, but I know I

02:00:00.979 --> 02:00:03.479
don't know what you're talking about. This 1976

02:00:03.479 --> 02:00:07.119
film features a prom night gone to hell. Thanks

02:00:07.119 --> 02:00:09.060
for telling the Connecticut team a whole bucket

02:00:09.060 --> 02:00:15.180
of pig's blood. No. I'm tempted to guess. You

02:00:15.180 --> 02:00:18.960
want to guess? I'm just going to throw it out

02:00:18.960 --> 02:00:20.500
there because I think it would be pretty funny

02:00:20.500 --> 02:00:25.340
if it landed. What is scream? Incorrect. That's

02:00:25.340 --> 02:00:26.979
what I was thinking too, though. What is psycho?

02:00:27.979 --> 02:00:30.220
No, don't, no, retract that. It's not psycho.

02:00:30.520 --> 02:00:33.260
Completely retract that. Absolutely not. I didn't

02:00:33.260 --> 02:00:37.439
say it. Carrie. Fuck, oh my god, Stephen King

02:00:37.439 --> 02:00:39.979
on fucking course. You idiot, Ellie Mack. Jesus

02:00:39.979 --> 02:00:43.260
Christ. Hey, that's not good internal dialogue.

02:00:43.260 --> 02:00:48.300
I'll take away half the points for that one for

02:00:48.300 --> 02:00:52.619
you, Ellie Mack. Why? I answered it wrong. Because

02:00:52.619 --> 02:00:56.029
I'm just a nice guy. Okay, well, I didn't guess.

02:00:56.109 --> 02:00:58.970
I didn't think I knew it. You got birthdays and

02:00:58.970 --> 02:01:02.529
death days and international leaders. Well, this

02:01:02.529 --> 02:01:04.590
isn't going to go well for either of them, so

02:01:04.590 --> 02:01:09.149
let's do birthdays and death days for 1 ,000.

02:01:09.729 --> 02:01:16.869
1 ,000. October 9th, 1940 to December 8th, 1980.

02:01:23.529 --> 02:01:28.170
Time it out. I have no idea. Time it out. Nope.

02:01:28.390 --> 02:01:32.770
That'd be John Lennon. Thank God. On the tip

02:01:32.770 --> 02:01:38.050
of my tongue. All right. Same category. 800.

02:01:40.050 --> 02:01:46.210
800. January 15th, 1929 through April 4th, 1968.

02:01:49.179 --> 02:01:54.600
Nope. This category's a wash, bro. Nope. Martin

02:01:54.600 --> 02:01:59.899
Luther King. Oh, almost had that one. Alright.

02:02:00.539 --> 02:02:04.619
600. Allie Mack, can you hear the music? Barely.

02:02:04.859 --> 02:02:10.739
I got the headphones on your phone. 600. May

02:02:10.739 --> 02:02:18.649
29th, 1917 through November 22nd, 1963. Oh, I

02:02:18.649 --> 02:02:21.970
know what it is, but I can't buzz in. JFK. Correct.

02:02:22.329 --> 02:02:26.829
Oh! Oh, shit! I gotta reset that. Dan's got that.

02:02:28.489 --> 02:02:34.729
Fucking lame. KJFK. Dan's big. Same category.

02:02:35.489 --> 02:02:41.109
200. April 20th, 1889 through April 30th, 1945.

02:02:43.869 --> 02:02:50.180
Nope. Wait, say it again. April 20, 1889 through

02:02:50.180 --> 02:02:58.739
April 30, 1945. Who is Adolf Hitler? Yes. Are

02:02:58.739 --> 02:03:02.279
you fucking kidding me? Where the fuck are you?

02:03:02.800 --> 02:03:05.899
Dude, I can't even remember my fucking dad's

02:03:05.899 --> 02:03:07.859
birthday. You were over here remembering Hitler's.

02:03:08.420 --> 02:03:10.760
Dude, it's just notable people that died around

02:03:10.760 --> 02:03:12.439
that time. Tyler said it's the same thing as

02:03:12.439 --> 02:03:15.600
his birthday, right? Or no, it's the same. It's

02:03:15.600 --> 02:03:18.779
the same thing as 420, right? Who would have

02:03:18.779 --> 02:03:24.779
died in 1945? What notable person? A dance pick.

02:03:25.319 --> 02:03:27.319
Reset the timer, not that I'm going to buzz in

02:03:27.319 --> 02:03:32.100
on any of these. Same category. 400. October

02:03:32.100 --> 02:03:39.000
1st, 1924 through December 9th, 2024. Who is...

02:03:39.000 --> 02:03:44.119
Oh my god, what's his fucking name? Oh my god.

02:03:45.119 --> 02:03:49.100
Holy shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's the fucking

02:03:49.100 --> 02:03:51.840
president. Jesus Christ. What's his fucking name?

02:03:52.020 --> 02:03:54.640
I can't think of it either. Oh my God. I just

02:03:54.640 --> 02:03:58.000
forgot about him. Why can't I think of his fucking

02:03:58.000 --> 02:04:00.340
name? Dude, I can't either. You guys are like

02:04:00.340 --> 02:04:03.779
fucking goldfish. Hold on a second. Hold on.

02:04:04.859 --> 02:04:11.710
I'm so fucking lucky. Dude, this is terrible.

02:04:11.989 --> 02:04:14.109
I can't think of the name Henry Ford out of my

02:04:14.109 --> 02:04:19.409
fucking mind. Literally fucking goldfish. Holy

02:04:19.409 --> 02:04:23.069
shit. Hold on, Allie Mack. It was the all best

02:04:23.069 --> 02:04:25.689
on the day that he died. Who buzzed in? Bitch,

02:04:25.689 --> 02:04:34.670
it's McGee. That's who buzzed in. Man, what's

02:04:34.670 --> 02:04:36.590
this fucking dude? I'm buzzing in. Who's Jimmy

02:04:36.590 --> 02:04:40.210
Carter? Jimmy Carter! Dude, I couldn't think

02:04:40.210 --> 02:04:45.250
of it. Dude, I was like, fuck. Jesus Christ.

02:04:45.449 --> 02:04:47.970
That was bad. Dan, you got international leaders.

02:04:49.369 --> 02:04:54.510
Reset the timer. What's the scores? Dan's got

02:04:54.510 --> 02:04:59.090
5 ,000. Allie Mac's got 3 ,000. Wait, how did

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he get 5 ,000? Oh, he fucking got those fucking

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death dates, the fucking asshole. Take it easy.

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I know, you got 600 and 400. You only got international

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leaders, Dan. Well, I'm not coming back in this

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category. That's for damn sure. For 200, Xi Jinping.

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It was China. China, Alimax. Yeah, that was not

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mine, but that's right. Yeah, but the 200 milliseconds,

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so. You can look that up. You can fact check

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me. I'm not pulling that out of my ass either.

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Alimax pick. You want 400? Let's go 1 ,000. 1

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,000. Han Duk Soo. I actually don't know. Dan

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actually doesn't know. Alright, I'm going to

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take a risk here. So it's the country, right?

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Han Duk Soo. It's the country though, right?

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What is South Korea? Ali Mag says South Korea.

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That's correct. Oh, holy fuck. It just sounded

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Korean. I can't fucking believe that's crazy

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What are the scores? Sam's got 5 ,000. Alimax

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got 4 ,200. Oh, fuck. You got 400, 600, 800.

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I'm glad I didn't say Japan. Yeah. Um, 800. For

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800. Oh, fuck. Daily double you got forty two

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hundred Dan's got what five thousand I'm gonna

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be an idiot here. Let's make it a true daily

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double True daily double Emmanuel McCrone Let

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me try to say it in the correct accent here.

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Emmanuel Macron. I was already going to guess

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this, and it's still probably incorrect, but

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what? Either French or Italy. I'm going to go

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France. What is France? Why did you do that?

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You gave it away. He said he was going to guess

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it. Dan, I was gonna guess France anyways, I

02:07:30.670 --> 02:07:34.109
promise you. Holy shit. That was truly spectacular.

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Are you fucking kidding me? You're still in it,

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Dan. Dan, I swear on my fucking... You just fucked

02:07:41.189 --> 02:07:43.829
me with that accent, though. He said he was gonna

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say Italy or France, and you said... Dude, I

02:07:46.729 --> 02:07:49.149
guess this suit was South Korean. I'm gonna get

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a manual on fucking France. Come on. Give me

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a little bit of credit here. I'll give Alavac

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credit for that, because he said he was gonna

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guess France. No, I'm angry. I don't appreciate

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that you think I need your help though Casey

02:08:02.329 --> 02:08:05.609
I'm better than that for once I'm not high or

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drunk and I'm on here so I'm working with like

02:08:08.550 --> 02:08:10.890
a couple more brain cells than usual alright

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Alan you got 400 600 let's do 6 600 Mark Carney

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more confident enough to guess Mark Carney What

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is Canada? Canada, that's correct. That was pretty

02:08:32.979 --> 02:08:36.899
sexy. I'm not going to lie. Dan, finally for

02:08:36.899 --> 02:08:39.079
$1 ,000. Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. Let me

02:08:39.079 --> 02:08:41.180
get in position. Wait, I got to reset the buzzer.

02:08:42.359 --> 02:08:50.920
For $400, Narendra Modi. What is India? India,

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that's correct. That would have been my guess,

02:08:53.159 --> 02:08:56.729
but I wasn't going to go for it. All right, we

02:08:56.729 --> 02:09:00.470
still got a close game. Dan's got 6 ,000. AllieMac's

02:09:00.470 --> 02:09:15.710
got 8 ,400. Damn. Where's my phone? Oh, wait.

02:09:15.789 --> 02:09:19.090
Final Jeopardy! collection is on my phone. Wait,

02:09:19.149 --> 02:09:20.989
let me just see what it is, and then I'll give

02:09:20.989 --> 02:09:25.520
it back. AllieMac, text me your answer. Or your

02:09:25.520 --> 02:09:30.300
wager. The scores was 84 ,000. I mean, 8 ,400,

02:09:30.500 --> 02:10:47.100
me, 6 ,000, Dan. Yeah. This is a fucking close

02:10:47.100 --> 02:11:07.140
one. Dan got your wager. Dan got your wager.

02:11:07.399 --> 02:11:10.939
Uh, question is... Wait, wait, hold up. Dan is

02:11:10.939 --> 02:11:13.579
not on the buzzer. He disconnected. You don't

02:11:13.579 --> 02:11:16.000
need the buzzer. You don't need a buzzer. Final

02:11:16.000 --> 02:11:23.100
Jeopardy. Oh, yeah, you're right. Um... Oh, sorry.

02:11:24.880 --> 02:11:31.000
Oh, sorry. Does that wager even make sense? Does

02:11:31.000 --> 02:11:34.140
it make sense? Well, it is actually a true number,

02:11:34.300 --> 02:11:40.300
value amount, so it does make sense. Yeah, okay,

02:11:40.399 --> 02:11:43.579
whatever. Fuck it. I don't give a fuck. Alright,

02:11:43.819 --> 02:11:47.500
question. In Greek mythology, this figure opened

02:11:47.500 --> 02:11:50.359
a jar out of curiosity and unleashed all the

02:11:50.359 --> 02:11:53.420
world's evils. Then in 2000, went on to start

02:11:53.420 --> 02:11:57.199
a streaming service. Jesus, fuck. That was a

02:11:57.199 --> 02:12:19.710
fucking cupcake. Is it? It's too easy, Casey.

02:12:20.489 --> 02:12:28.289
Too fucking easy. You fucked me. Oh, man. You

02:12:28.289 --> 02:12:32.029
fucked me, Casey. Dan says, what is Pandora?

02:12:32.850 --> 02:12:41.050
He bet 1201. Dan's up to 7201. Adibak says, what

02:12:41.050 --> 02:12:48.840
is Pandora? That's correct. He bet... $23 .95.

02:12:49.720 --> 02:12:58.220
Alleyback, $10 ,495. Alleyback wins. That was

02:12:58.220 --> 02:13:01.880
a good game. That was a fucking game. That was

02:13:01.880 --> 02:13:03.640
probably the coolest movie that I did in a while.

02:13:03.800 --> 02:13:06.920
Here, put Alleyback back over there. Alleyback,

02:13:07.039 --> 02:13:08.739
what do you want to say to the listeners about

02:13:08.739 --> 02:13:14.060
your win? I guess I should show up to this podcast

02:13:14.060 --> 02:13:17.149
sober more often. Yeah. Put him on the mic. I

02:13:17.149 --> 02:13:21.350
got a question for Allie back. Man, I can't miss

02:13:21.350 --> 02:13:23.909
you, though, because if you're mad in the slightest,

02:13:24.130 --> 02:13:27.449
I promise you, I was going to guess France before

02:13:27.449 --> 02:13:29.989
he did anything. I swear on my fucking cock.

02:13:29.989 --> 02:13:32.329
You know what? That was pretty sweet because,

02:13:32.409 --> 02:13:35.989
dude, anytime you do a true daily double, I mean,

02:13:36.010 --> 02:13:38.210
you're taking a big risk. So that could have

02:13:38.210 --> 02:13:40.789
gone the other way just as hard. So that was

02:13:40.789 --> 02:13:44.750
pretty good. And that was legitimately my guess,

02:13:44.750 --> 02:13:47.630
too. I'm kind of pissed off that Casey fucking

02:13:47.630 --> 02:13:51.310
did the accent. Because if that was your Daily

02:13:51.310 --> 02:13:53.210
Double and he did that shit, I would have jumped

02:13:53.210 --> 02:13:57.630
through my fucking window. That was a good game.

02:13:58.229 --> 02:14:00.970
That was close. Alleyback gets his eighth win.

02:14:01.689 --> 02:14:05.930
That's the Ocho. I mean, depending on how you

02:14:05.930 --> 02:14:08.010
look at it, that's a two -game heater for me,

02:14:08.050 --> 02:14:15.159
too, so I'm getting hot again. Yeah. We made

02:14:15.159 --> 02:14:18.100
it like practically 30 games before I even got

02:14:18.100 --> 02:14:20.699
it with. I am kind of telling you that I'm just

02:14:20.699 --> 02:14:22.539
getting more wins lately. So you never know.

02:14:22.600 --> 02:14:26.819
I'm on the rise. I might be making a run for

02:14:26.819 --> 02:14:32.180
the throne here. When you die, is it okay if

02:14:32.180 --> 02:14:35.159
we download your consciousness and make it infinitely

02:14:35.159 --> 02:14:39.810
play Jeopardy against Dan and Tyler? Yeah, just

02:14:39.810 --> 02:14:42.369
don't expect it to fucking win very often. Are

02:14:42.369 --> 02:14:46.569
you using sober me or high me? Oh, I'm using

02:14:46.569 --> 02:14:51.649
fucking blatantly high you. Okay, so just the

02:14:51.649 --> 02:14:56.289
episode version of me. If that's the data you

02:14:56.289 --> 02:14:58.390
give it to train on, I'm not going to do too

02:14:58.390 --> 02:15:04.289
hot. You're just infinitely loose at Tyler. I

02:15:04.289 --> 02:15:07.949
don't know. I'm confident. This was a confident

02:15:07.949 --> 02:15:10.050
win. I didn't even think about my bet. I said,

02:15:10.130 --> 02:15:14.090
I will bet five more. I mean, I'll bet five less

02:15:14.090 --> 02:15:17.250
than the difference for me to Dan, because just

02:15:17.250 --> 02:15:19.250
in case he did the little fiddle fucking with

02:15:19.250 --> 02:15:21.449
the numbers, I wanted to be there. I got worried

02:15:21.449 --> 02:15:23.510
with that final jeopardy, though. I thought Dan

02:15:23.510 --> 02:15:25.149
was going to bet more, and I was just going to

02:15:25.149 --> 02:15:27.529
piss it away because I didn't bet more. I asked

02:15:27.529 --> 02:15:31.760
ChachiBT what to bet. I almost thought about

02:15:31.760 --> 02:15:34.640
asking fucking AI what the ideal number for me

02:15:34.640 --> 02:15:36.840
to bet was. I'm not even kidding. It told me

02:15:36.840 --> 02:15:40.739
1 ,200. It says if you're right, 6 ,000 plus

02:15:40.739 --> 02:15:43.359
1 ,200 puts you at 7 ,201. If you're wrong, 6

02:15:43.359 --> 02:15:47.250
,000 minus 1 ,201 puts you at 4 ,799. you still

02:15:47.250 --> 02:15:49.470
preserve a chance to win if they miss. Did you

02:15:49.470 --> 02:15:52.430
use chat GPT to calculate your wagers? Yeah,

02:15:52.430 --> 02:15:55.409
I told it that Allie Mack had a 70 % chance of

02:15:55.409 --> 02:16:00.090
getting it wrong. I said, this guy... Bro, this

02:16:00.090 --> 02:16:04.770
is fucking chat GPT gate. We got a fucking asterisk

02:16:04.770 --> 02:16:08.069
next to dad's name. No, bullshit. I just asked

02:16:08.069 --> 02:16:11.430
him about the wager. He would have had an asterisk

02:16:11.430 --> 02:16:14.390
if he won, but he didn't, so it's fine. Yeah,

02:16:14.390 --> 02:16:17.859
and... I told it that Allie Mac had a 70 % chance

02:16:17.859 --> 02:16:20.439
of getting it wrong. So it calculated based on

02:16:20.439 --> 02:16:23.600
that. How'd you figure that? By a past history

02:16:23.600 --> 02:16:28.079
of Allie Mac. Yeah, well, that's past Allie Mac,

02:16:28.180 --> 02:16:30.859
Dan. I'm a young gun. I'm fucking blazing through

02:16:30.859 --> 02:16:34.879
the field. I'm collecting dubs. All right, all

02:16:34.879 --> 02:16:37.399
right. That's all I'm doing with this podcast.

02:16:37.520 --> 02:16:40.280
I'm on a warpath here. I actually have to get

02:16:40.280 --> 02:16:42.520
home and keep working. That was a good game,

02:16:42.520 --> 02:16:45.399
though. I'm happy with the outcome. The fact

02:16:45.399 --> 02:16:49.139
that you won over the phone, that's nuts. I'm

02:16:49.139 --> 02:16:51.059
surprised that it actually didn't come up all

02:16:51.059 --> 02:16:53.159
that often where the buzzer was an issue. I think

02:16:53.159 --> 02:16:55.100
there was just the two questions there. No, that

02:16:55.100 --> 02:16:58.879
worked really well, actually. Yeah, I guess I

02:16:58.879 --> 02:17:00.899
might just need to remotely attend everything

02:17:00.899 --> 02:17:02.860
from here on out. How about you don't? Because

02:17:02.860 --> 02:17:04.819
that was a real fucking nightmare on my part.

02:17:07.610 --> 02:17:10.309
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you liked us, email us your tits. And like us

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each other? We out. Fuck off. Oh, wait. Yeah,

02:17:27.590 --> 02:17:31.809
that's right. For all we know, robots have souls.

02:17:31.930 --> 02:17:34.209
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do

02:17:34.209 --> 02:17:38.260
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

02:17:41.239 --> 02:17:43.780
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

02:17:43.780 --> 02:17:49.440
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down

02:17:49.440 --> 02:17:52.879
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

02:17:52.879 --> 02:17:55.299
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

02:17:56.719 --> 02:18:00.120
Extended episodes. Where the fuck did the Scarevans

02:18:00.120 --> 02:18:02.620
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

02:18:02.620 --> 02:18:04.100
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

02:18:04.100 --> 02:18:06.979
and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're

02:18:06.979 --> 02:18:08.920
killing all the already born babies and sell

02:18:08.920 --> 02:18:12.920
them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere

02:18:12.920 --> 02:18:16.459
in China, right, in some base. What the fuck?

02:18:16.500 --> 02:18:18.620
There are super soldiers that are at least 9

02:18:18.620 --> 02:18:22.879
or 10 feet tall. Oh my god. They have bread and

02:18:22.879 --> 02:18:25.959
super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials.

02:18:25.959 --> 02:18:31.260
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.

02:18:31.319 --> 02:18:59.110
What the fuck? feel them die of this virus you

02:18:59.110 --> 02:19:02.389
feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're fucking

02:19:02.389 --> 02:19:05.229
gone i've seen it happen i think that the government

02:19:05.229 --> 02:19:08.629
has taken it to the next level with the birds

02:19:08.629 --> 02:19:14.930
they know what birds are going to cross paths

02:19:14.930 --> 02:19:17.309
with you that you are going to be able to raise

02:19:17.309 --> 02:19:19.729
and they are going to make them so fucking real

02:19:19.729 --> 02:19:21.270
they're going to sink money into them because

02:19:21.270 --> 02:19:26.639
they know that if you put that motherfucker You

02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:28.200
can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts,

02:19:28.260 --> 02:19:30.159
no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology,

02:19:30.399 --> 02:19:34.020
it's absolutely violent. Which, by the way, big

02:19:34.020 --> 02:19:40.319
brother, is the Overlord. We're only living in

02:19:40.319 --> 02:20:15.239
the third dimension! George Soros is an actual

02:20:15.239 --> 02:20:18.399
Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying.

02:20:18.639 --> 02:20:21.760
It's fucking real, okay? Look it up. Look it

02:20:21.760 --> 02:20:24.680
up. He says that he was doing this shit. George

02:20:24.680 --> 02:20:26.659
Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis

02:20:26.659 --> 02:20:29.360
during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing

02:20:29.360 --> 02:20:31.600
it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

02:20:31.700 --> 02:20:33.780
He was having a great fucking time doing this

02:20:33.780 --> 02:20:35.719
shit. George Soros is the fucking...