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It's episode 106. I'm here with Dan, Tyler, and
Allie back. What's up? The whole crew right off
the rip. You don't see this very often. You don't.
Black Sabbath. You ever fucking want to die?
What? What? What did you say? Dan, what are you
taking today? Dan's all fucking amped up. What
am I taking today? You're fucking amped up. You're
like on cocaine or something. That's just a tea
he's got there. I was expecting like four shots.
I'm on some decaf coffee. Decaf tea. Oh, it's
decaf? Yeah. Holy fuck. Alright, I'll be honest.
A little bit of Ritalin. Just a little bit. Just
a touch. Just a quick. How many milligrams are
we talking here, Dan? Oh, just a quick. you know,
two, three milligrams. Okay. Nothing serious.
Just a little, just a little nibble off of a
concert. A little, all that is just a little,
it's like a cup of coffee. That's all that is.
Yeah. Just a cup of coffee. It's going to last
eight hours, but yeah, that's it. Yeah. Uh, we
got a lot of fucking stuff happening this week.
Oh, fucking Biden's going to die. He's got stage
four cancer. Wait, really? Yeah. Yeah. He's got
stage four trust. What the fuck? His doctor said
he was fine last year. Did I bet that Biden was
going to die next? I can't remember who my presidential
death bet was. I certainly started taking bets.
I tried to do that and you guys were like, that's
immoral. We all gave our pick and then you came
in and you're like, I don't know if I can. I
don't know if I should. Well, he was the actual
president at the time. So when do you think he'll
die? Oh, man. I say I give him till Halloween.
He'll die on Halloween. He'll die on Halloween.
Wait, can we do the date? Are we betting the
date? You can't imagine if he dies on Halloween.
I'm really setting up the bet. What do you say,
Dan? Halloween. Halloween. He's going to die
on Halloween. October 31st. Yeah, the morning
of Halloween. I think he's got three months left.
Three months from today. Whatever date that comes
to, I think he's got three months. Well, why
don't you figure it out? November 17th. Okay.
Tyler says November 17th. So I'm August 22nd.
August 22nd. August 22nd? Yep. Okay. We've got
to remember episode 106. I'm going to ask Alexa
later. Well, we've got to get ChatGPT in on this,
too. Dude, this crinkled up one feels so real.
Doesn't it? What am I going to say? I'm going
to say he makes me tell Christmas. Say he dies
on Sunbird 28th. That's what Christmas is. No,
I'm saying it'll last a few days after Christmas.
You're just doing that so it's the last date.
No, I really think because remember Alex Trebek?
He was diagnosed with stage 40. He made it like
two years. Yeah, but he's probably had it for
like three and they didn't disclose it. No, Biden's
probably had it for a while, but they just...
I don't know. They said he was healthy. Take
care of your prostates, boys. Jerk off, bro.
That's how you fucking prevent... prostate cancer
actually. Yeah, it is. You told me Alex Trebek
wasn't jerking off every day. That's how you
get prostate cancer is you don't jerk off. It's
not the only way you get prostate cancer though.
Because your fucking prostate is just sitting
there. Let's clarify. All the fucking cum is
just sitting there and just fucking, you know,
collecting dust. Every guy. Collecting cancer
cells. Every guy dies with prostate cancer. Every
guy has prostate cancer. Every guy dies with
prostate cancer. Yes. Yeah, that's how prevalent
prostate cancer is. It's only when it gets to
a point where it's really bad. Every guy dies
with prostate cancer. Really? Yes. What if they
shove the penis up my butt and then they're like,
yep, that's what the doctors do. They shove a
penis up you and then that's how the doctor checks
for prostate cancer. I think you're going to
the wrong doctor. That's a hell of a proctologist.
He comes and he's like, whoa! Are you finding
your doctor on Grindr? Come to think of it, he
never asked me for any of my insurance. He just
did that. He goes, yep, you're good. He actually
paid me. Come back tomorrow. I wouldn't say every
male has product to stay cancer. I feel like
that's a fucking lie. You think I just made that
up? Yes. Yes, actually, I do. I'm sure there's
some element of truth to it. I bet it is extremely
prevalent, but I think to say blanket that that's
like what we consider dying of old age. You don't
jerk off? That's what you get, Dan. Dude, but
every guy jerks off. But Biden doesn't jerk.
You think Biden's jerking it in the White House?
Oh, absolutely. He's cranking his dog, dude.
Biden's too old to crank his dog. Sorry, not
every man. 60 to 80 % of men over age 80. So
we're talking about death from natural causes.
have microscopic evidence of prostate cancer
on autopsy. Age 80. Yeah. So basically people
that are dying from natural causes, right? Anything
before that, you're probably dying from like
a heart attack or something. I don't know. But
anybody who dies from like natural causes, basically
if you make it to old age, you're going to die
with prostate cancer. Damn. Yeah. You know what
pisses me off? What? Remember like... how supermodels
looked in the nineties, how they had nothing.
They were just fucking sticks. It was like the
heroin skinny food. I hated that looks awful.
That's like, I feel like that's the worst time
in beauty. It didn't look good at all. I mean,
Pam Anderson was pretty hot, dude. Well, she
had tits. The rest of them did it. Yeah. Yeah.
Like I'm talking about like the base, like level,
like, like quote unquote models of the nineties
were all like stick people. Like it looked like
a fucking five -year -old just drew a stick person.
And they're like, that's the most beautiful thing
on the planet right now. Yeah. You, Yeah, but
I don't know, dude. I need a girl with an ass
and some tits and maybe some meat on her bones.
I don't like fucking rail -thin bitches. Petite
is hot, too. Dude. It is. God, I want to agree
with both of you. You're both bringing compelling
arguments here. Here's what they found. They
found that guys are more likely to marry a woman
who's petite and more likely to cheat on her
with a girl who's curvy. That's a weird fucking
statement. Why do I almost understand, though?
Not that I would ever, ever cheat, but I feel
like I understand the thought process. You're
missing out on a girl that'll treat you right.
You lock in on the one that's petite. And kind
of like trophy wife -ish. Yeah, and then you
want to fuck the... And then you want to bang
the curvy one. The curvy girls are the best ones,
dude. In my humble opinion, in my dating life,
the curvy ones were better. Yeah. What about
you, Casey? What do you think? I like... Kind
of like, you know, a little in between. I think,
you know, both is okay. That is the most generic
answer. That is a political answer. That is a
politician answer. You know, why can't we just
have both? Yeah, why are we, why do we even,
it's all about what's on the inside, actually.
You know what I like best? Personality. Shut
up, Tyler. I do, actually. I like a girl with
a nice rack. I like a girl with a nice personality.
Nice rack, a nice ass, some fucking, you know,
thick thighs. Hell yeah. You sound like fucking
Trump. They need a big ass. Big tits. Meat on
their bones, people. Come on, guys. Hey, you
want to eat the fucking, you want the fucking
turkey leg without anything on it, or do you
want a nice meaty turkey leg? Let's be real.
That metaphor only gets you so far. What? You
want to eat the bone? Well, I'm not comparing
the leg of a woman to the leg of a chicken. I'm
not eating it. I'm not eating the leg. I'm looking
at it and touching it. Look, I'm not even disagreeing
with it. They're breedable, dude. You know how
I shared the picture earlier and I was like,
girl or tranny? Yeah. I didn't see that one.
That was a girl I had a crush on in middle school.
So I want to ask you guys. Hold on a second.
What do the people that you found hot when you
were younger, what do they look like now? They're
still hot. The girls that I had a crush on in
middle school? Are you talking like celebrities?
No, like people that you knew. Well, there was
a girl that I was in love with in middle school
who was six foot tall in middle school, and I
was just like, Head over heels for her. She didn't
grow anymore after that, obviously. But she was
like six feet tall in middle school and she had
to wear a back brace because, you know, scoliosis
and shit. But I really liked her a lot. I bet
you did. And I thought my music teacher was hot.
Oh, damn, Tyler. No, it's fine. My music teacher
in fucking... I think middle school had fucking
humongous tits. What was her name, Casey? Let's
have her on. Her name was Miss Spooner. And everybody
would be like, I want to fucking bury myself
in Miss Spooner's tits. Jesus Christ. So my music
teacher in middle school was a complete opposite.
Because when I was in middle school, I liked
really petite, flat -chested girls. You just
said that they fucking sucked in the 90s. I was
saying when I was in middle school... This is
what I liked, but I also didn't like mature women
when I was fucking 12. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we do.
Yeah, but like when I was 12, I didn't like fully
developed women because I wasn't fully developed.
I thought that, you know, stick women were hot
when I was 12, but as a fully grown man, I like
develop women like they look very nice to me.
I also, you know, everybody in my class like
to develop. the fucking developed music teacher
but like now now that I'm older I really I'm
super into MILFs for shit like I like people
like never got that above like 45 and above to
like about like 60 that's like my yeah that's
like my favorite group fuck yeah dude that's
that they only do if she heard this she knows
i like milfs and i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm
i am putting a down payment on a milf currently
that's what i'm doing yeah i'm putting it down
and like i told her that i'm like i'm putting
a down payment because you are going to be a
fucking milf when you're older and i'm like you
this is a down payment on a milf like i it's
an extended you know thing and i'm like We're
going to get there. I love old ladies. I made
a down payment on the slur jar here. This is
$10 ,000 for our last episode going to the slur
jar. Speaking of... No, I'm not going to. I can't.
I would say I think I've always had a pretty
diverse... taste in women, to be honest. I liked
chicks with curves. I liked the skinny ones.
There was this one freaking tall chick who looked
like an Amazonian compared to me. Hell yeah.
And I was fucking into that, too. Like, dude,
there wasn't much I didn't want to stick my dick
into when I was in high school, dude. So, opinions
on tall girls. Like, I love tall... Don't like
them anymore. I like tall, muscular girls, too.
Those are fucking... I wouldn't write someone
off because of that. I like short, curvy girls
and tall, muscular girls. Those are the two that
I like. God, I feel like I hate to be giving
a politician answer, but I feel like when it
comes to tall girls, it does come down to the
personality for me. What if a girl is 6 '2"?
Would you date that? Yeah. Yeah, that's not even
that much. That's more like a fucking Chihuahua
and a Great Dane. That'd be awesome. Just improving
my bloodline. You're like, I'm going to make
our kids tall. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. What would
you do if your kids just somehow came out even
shorter? That would suck. You'd just be like,
whatever. They got the recessive trait of tall
people. Next generation, we'll get around to
it. We're good. 6 '2 with a 10 -inch cock. Is
your brother taller? Or is your brother like
the same height as you? He's like 5 '8". So he's
a little bit taller than you? Yeah. Is like everybody
in your family like short or is it just kind
of like... My mom's like 5 '0". My dad's like
5 '8". So your dad's like a pretty normal size
guy, like shorter than normal, but like still
like, he'd be like, that's an adult. No, circus
freak. Yeah. Yeah. Like when you look at him,
you're like, that's an adult. Yeah. Yeah. My
brother is either 6 '1 or 6 '2". He's taller
than me. My brother's taller than me now, too.
My brother's like 6 '1". Actually, no. He's got
to be like 6 '1". Because we did stand. Cece
wanted to see. Because one time I claimed I was
6 feet tall, ever. I said I got measured at 6
'1", and it made me happy. And then she's like,
you're not. six feet. I'm like, I fucking know.
Relax. Like I'm five 11. I get that. I get it.
I'm okay with it. Damn dude. Five. See, that's,
that's worse. Like at least with me, it's like,
I know that I have no chance of ever being six
foot, but like if you're right on the edge, it
sucks because they're so fucking close. I used
to feel that way. It doesn't fucking matter.
I've never thought about my height. Like I would
try and squeeze that one inch out, dude. Somehow
just put like the little, the little, get a torture
rack in my fucking head. One more click CC. If
you wear shoes, Like if you wear shoes that have
like a little sole to them, you're six foot.
Well, yeah, that's how I got measured at six
foot. No, one time I did get measured at six
foot one. I've been measured at six foot a handful
of times, but usually it's 5 '11", and I've been
occasionally get that dick that puts me at 5
'10". What's your license say? Uh, my license
says five, 10, but that's because I was still
going through puberty when they measured me.
When you renew it, you're like, I, I still, I
tried to renew it and put myself at five, 10
now, but they're like, no, you're still five,
eight. Yeah. They only need me to update my picture
when I, when I renewed my license. 17 year old
height, but it says that I'm, that I'm five,
eight. And I'm like, I'm not 5 '8", dude. I'm
fucking 5 '10", now. But because I literally
put in my new information. I'm like, I grew two
inches since I was 16. They're like, yeah, okay.
And they're like, okay, you're 5 '8", still.
I'm like, I'm not 5 '8", dude. I'm two inches
taller. Yeah, my license says 5 '10". What the
fuck? I could have sworn my license so that I
had green eyes. I guess it says I have blue.
I'm moving to fucking Japan. Fuck this shit.
Fuck this being short shit. Dude, they have love
hotels in Japan too. Prostitution is legal in
Japan. They're all my fucking size. Just going
around fucking making cartoon porn. What if you
could be 6 '5 and have a one inch dick? No. One
inch harder, one inch soft. No. One inch both.
It just doesn't change. That's kind of clitoris.
No, I'm good on that. That's like a medically
diagnosed micropenis. Yeah, fuck that, bro. What
about Sanders? He's like 6 '10 or something,
right? Yeah, he's super tall. Yeah, he is. I
actually, I don't know how the fuck I ended up.
Oh, no, I do know how it was. I saw some fucking
meme that somehow related to the fact that If
you're born with, like, a ridiculously small
dick, they, like, debate just doing gender transformation
surgery. Really? That sounds fake. No, that's
why I looked it up. And if you looked it up,
you go into the whole fucking... If you are born
with a micropenis, they very well may suggest
to your parents, like, do you just want this
dude to be a chick? Yeah, but then you don't
go to it. Well, I don't know how they do it.
What happens if they cut your dick off? If they
cut your dick off, do you just grow tits then?
The body's like, we're cutting baby's dicks off
and you're okay with it? That's insane. Let's
open an incognito tab. We don't need this in
my search history. How short does your dick need
to be to be turned into a girl at birth? Jesus
Christ. Well, we already know Christians fucking
mutilate babies for fun. They fucking give you
a circumcision. And the left. The left and Christians,
they have that in common. They do a fucking circumcision.
It's a fucking goddamn medical procedure, dude.
Some fucking baby is in the ICU because of a
botched circumcision. I have a botched circumcision.
I have a fucking tiny piece of skin that's still
there. We said this last episode. I hate it.
Wait, that's real? What? There's a baby in the
ICU? Yeah. Like currently? Yeah. Jesus fucking
Christ. That fucking sucks. A botched circumcision,
yeah. How do you botch it? I think you just cut
too deep. It just got infected. Oh, that's not
really botched then. Here it is. In extreme cases
of micropenis, when there is barely any shaft
and the glands appear to sit almost on the pubic
skin, from the 1960s until the 1970s, it was
common for sex reassignment and surgery to be
recommended. So for 10 years. Oh, yeah. This
was especially likely if evidence suggested that
response to additional testosterone and pubertal
testosterone would be poor. Yeah. That's crazy.
The boy would be reassigned and renamed as a
girl, and surgery performed to remove the testes
and construct an artificial vagina was performed.
So you would never be able to get pregnant even
if you were a girl? Yeah, you're really just
fucking people. I was wondering how they do that.
It's not like you can just be like, oh, no, you
wanted a boy or a girl. Okay, yeah, we can fix
that. We'll inside it out. We'll take that out.
So are they trans then? I don't know. Yes. It
said this was based on the now questioned idea
that gender identity was shaped entirely from
socialization and that a man with a small penis
can find no acceptable place in society. This
is on the fucking micropenis fucking Wikipedia
page. A man with a micropenis can find no acceptable
place. A glaring picture right there. Let me
see what it looks like. I gotta see this. How
bad is it? It's pretty bad. That's not that bad.
Let me see. I mean, it doesn't seem like the
angle he's sitting at is doing him any favors
either. Let me see that. I feel like sitting
around the house. Tyler's like, let me see that
cock. On a cold day? Bring that cock over here.
When I looked this up a week or two ago, there
wasn't a picture on it. So some part of me thinks
it's just some dude with a humiliation kink that
threw that up there. There's a lot of those.
I feel like it could have been worse. That's
not that bad. I feel like my mind's real soft
on a cold day. You can tuck it in like that.
That's not that bad. Can you imagine just being
like, do we just have small penis? Okay. I'll
show you. I'll show you the micro penis. Do we,
do we just have small dicks? We're like, nah,
that's just a cold day. You can't tell on a flaccid
penis. That's so like, fuck, where did it go?
I shut the fucking tab. But I, I mean, I feel
like, like every guy looks like they have a small
dick on a cold day. Every guy. But also his balls
seemed way too big though. Like comparatively.
Yeah. All right, Casey, here's the picture of
the micro penis. I'm more just thinking about,
can you imagine being one of those kids born
in the fucking seventies or the sixties or seventies?
And then just having that talk one day with your
parents. And it's like, Dad, all my fucking friends
are getting their periods. What's going on with
me? And then you need to get told that not only
are you not a real woman, but the reason it happened
was because you were born with such a small dick.
That would be when you think you're a chick your
whole life and you hear that. That's got to be
a crazy conversation. I can't believe that that
shit happened. I can't believe that that's not
more well known. And that wasn't that long ago.
That was the 60s and 70s. No, there's like plenty
of those people. That are still alive. Yeah.
Damn. One in 200 to one in 300 males have micro
penises. That's more than that. I would say like
20 % of people I put Foley's in have like ridiculously
small dicks. But that's different. That's what
we're talking about. That's like a fucking flaccid
dick. Has anybody ever gotten hard while you're
trying to put a Foley in? Oh, no. I guarantee
that. Not one? No. Not a single one. Yes. Well,
Cece says different. Really? Well, you're amazing.
She said that there's people that go into Albany
Med ZR all the time and will rip their follies
out on purpose just so the nurse has to come
in and change it again. So do you actually have
to grab their cock and then put it in? Yeah.
That's crazy, Casey. I guarantee you've seen
some rough looking dicks then. Yeah. Fucking
small dicks. Small cocks. Have you ever seen
like it's just an absolute hog that you're just
like, wow. That's it. I love it. Yeah. I feel
like an old guy. Yeah. What do you do for work?
Oh, I don't know. Just out of curiosity. Fucking
own like a multi -million dollar business. Yeah.
Cece fucking sent me a text one day and she goes,
Jesus Christ, I just saw the biggest dick I've
seen in my entire life. And that got me a little
self -conscious. So I had to like fucking ask
and I was like, well... How big was it? I know
you want me to ask. There's a baby arm holding
an apple. She said it was, like, one of, like,
the super tall boy beer cans that you can buy
in a fucking... Oh! Yeah, she said it was, like,
she's, like, width and length. She said it was
fucking... How would that even work? Dude, that's
insane. I can't remember. I think the dude may
have had, like, a medical... Like, he might have
had, like, a priapism or something going on,
too. That's nuts, dude. Wow. Holy shit. I think
that is why that was happening. Like, it might
have just been swollen, too. Like, in a bad way.
Like, honestly, my dick is probably about six
inches hard. Like, that's where I, like, just
pretty normal. We were all wondering, Tyler.
You heard it here first, folks. Just letting
you know, it's probably about six inches hard.
Now, girth. Girth? What about yay? A -bing? I
think we might have twin dicks, Tyler. Really?
We might be dick twinning. We're dick twins?
It depends on how much I weigh, though. Like,
if I pack, if I'm like 175, 180 pounds. Like
it's like five and a half, but when I'm like
normal, solid weight, it's like six. When I was
skinny, I felt like a fucking porn star. Yeah.
When I was in the train, when I worked at mall,
dude, it was like, I just fucking be like, wow.
Like, fuck. Like that, that was there the whole
time. And I didn't fucking know. Yeah. And also
slowly, I've slowly seen it revert back to. to
normal back to where it usually rests and I'm
also average fucking normal dick also always
completely shaved like I always have to keep
my shit shaved I can't I can't have hair that
was the other question I was dying for an answer
you're welcome do you do you guys hey Casey why
are you manscaping away from the dick I should
my girlfriend complains about it you don't manscape
no occasionally do you manscape Yeah. Yeah. Good.
I'm not, I don't like stay on top of it like
crazy, but once I start to get like a bit of
a bush, I typically like when it starts to curl,
that's when you gotta do it. Yeah. Enough. We're
like, I don't want, this is, I don't want to
say this on the podcast, bro. This is nobody
listens to it. You're right. Nobody's out there.
You're right, Dan. You're right, Dan. Nobody's
out there. We're talking to the void right now.
You're right. I mean, like, I just don't want
my girl getting, like, fucking shit in her mouth
at that point. That's true. Like, that's why
I'm taking it down. Like, I know I could just
do the shaft, but then if you do the shaft, then
it's weird. You just got, like, a fucking ball
of coconut. I also shave my chest, too. I shave
my chest as well. Like, I feel like... I feel
like having nothing on your dick and then having
just a completely hairy ass chest looks fucking
just wrong. I don't shave down there. I just
take it down. Oh, no. I put it down to skin.
It's like fucking skin. See, I feel weird walking
around like that. No. I just don't like the feeling
of the stubble. It's fucking catching your fucking
boxers and shit. I shave so much that I don't
even get the stubble. I shave almost every time
I have a shower. That's every day. Jesus, dude.
That's wild. My dick is as smooth as a baby's
bottom. My girlfriend is convinced that Casey
has a fucking hammer. I feel like Casey would
have a hammer. Yeah, she's like, oh, his dick
has got to be huge. I would say I have the average
size. Nobody believes that with your deep -ass
voice, Casey. It sounds like you're fucking on.
I would put you at like seven to eight inches,
probably. Yeah, it sounds like you have whatever
too much testosterone is. That's what it is.
Casey's just so happy we haven't found his hidden
OnlyFans account yet. And he's got a Ron Jeremy.
Just fucking hog pics daily. Do guys do OnlyFans?
Oh, yeah. I know a guy. who does OnlyFans. Damn.
So all you have to do is fucking put your hog
on there? Yeah, there you go. Stop playing dumb
like you haven't been fucking financing your
house. I'm not, but that's a good idea. You're
just gonna put your hog out there? That's a good
idea, though. Captain Hog. Captain Quantum. Top
.0001 % of OnlyFans. And then Allie backstarts
what I call a Captain Quantum. Oh, God. It's
just where I fucking give quantum mechanics lessons
while just fucking erect. Did you know OnlyFans
genuinely was started as, like, just, like, an
alternative to Patreon? Yeah. Like, it literally
wasn't supposed to be porn. It was supposed to
be, like, a content creator, like, on, like,
YouTube. Like, hey, this is videos that, like,
I just wouldn't post on YouTube. I post on here.
And then the whores took it over. Well, yeah,
and then they didn't want it to be like that
because there was that. They fucking said they
weren't going to allow nudity anymore. And people
were fucking going crazy about that. And they're
like, all right, fine, fine. Yes. Okay. We'll
be the porn site. Cause if you already have a
site like Patreon, you don't need a site like
fucking only fans that's doing like, you know,
the same thing that Patreon is doing. Yeah. But
like fucking Patreon allows nudity too. Like
it really does. It's mostly for. for hentai nudity.
Like, they don't allow, like, actual people nudity,
but they will allow hentai nudity on Patreon,
I think. Yeah, did you see that bill that Trump
just banned, like, AI porn and, like, revenge
porn and shit? I mean, I think that, like, banning
revenge porn is probably a good thing. But that's
already been a crime. There's so much revenge
porn on 4chan, though. Yeah, 4chan's an evil,
disgusting place. The only boy on 4chan that's
worth anything is the paranormal vord. Like the
export where you just like see like conspiracy
theories and like ghost shit and like, you know,
like spooky stories. I fucking never go on 4chan.
Like literally I stopped going on 4chan because
I heard that if you go on 4chan enough, you get
put on a government watch list. Really? Yeah.
I read, I read articles about that and I'm like,
maybe I shouldn't be on, you know, that, but
I just got a federal background checked on and
I was clean. So that might not be a, that might
not be a thing, but I used to go. I don't think
that going on 4chan would sell. But I used to
be, I used to be like... I think it's... Yeah,
definitely if you post on 4chan, you get put
on a watch list. You think so? Yeah. They actually
allow 4chan because it allows them to funnel
all the people in one place. It's like a den
of rats, but if you take out the den, all the
rats scatter everywhere else. So it's kind of
like a conglomerate of all this stupid shit that
you can do in one spot. But I really liked the
Xboard because it was just spooky stories, like
government conspiracies. like ghost stories,
paranormal stories. That's where I get all of
my reliable information. But like 4chan fucking
conspiracy theories. Dude, Casey, you're on 4chan
all the time. You got me on like all the government
watch lists. That's where I get my, no, I use
a VPN, but. Really? Yeah. You're on Quiet Skies.
Probably. Quiet Skies. It's like a terrorist
watch list. No, but yeah, I don't. I use a VPN.
Yeah, I never posted on 4chan, but I always liked
going to the Xboard. That was cool. B, I hear,
is rough. B is like the random board where they
do... It is. It's rough. And that's where I get
all my best memes from. That's why I go on 4chan.
Yeah, 4chan did have the best memes. Wait, so
I'm confused. Why is it called B and why is it
called X? It's called random. Yeah, B. It's a
fucking website. Isn't it like Reddit? I've never
been on the website. It's a website that literally
hasn't changed since the 90s. It's like a fucking
text board. It's literally like 80 % porn and
20 % are political shit. So you just go on there
and it's just a fucking swamp of randomness or
is there any sort of character? It's a swamp
of porn with a little bit of political fucking...
I know, but is it like Are they like text chat
or is there like separate categories? There's
different categories. So basically there's B,
which is random, which I think is the most popular
board. Then there is X, which is the paranormal
board, which doesn't have much porn on it. because
it's just about spooky stories. They don't really
have porn spooky stuff. I'm sure you could find
some if you were on there. I'm pretty sure if
you looked for it, you could probably find porn
on X. But then there's X. Then there is K, which
is for guns, like people who like guns. They
call themselves commandos with a K. They're just
one for every letter? They have different letters.
I don't know if it's for every letter, but there's
B, X. There's B, which is random. X, which is
paranormal. K, which is for guns. F for fit.
like fitness and stuff. I was going to 4chan
for fitness. Yeah, there's F for fitness. There's
RK9, which is like, I think just like a random
board again, but for like incels. You know more
about 4chan than me. Then there's Pole, which
is politically incorrect. And then there's Lefty
Pole, which is for leftist political incorrect
shit. And then I think there's other boards,
but those are the only ones that I actually know.
Why is it called 4chan, Casey? And then there's
a bunch of porn boards. I don't know why it's
called 4chan. Why? It's because the original
one was called 2chan. No, that one's still around.
That's in Japan. In Japan, yeah. It's like the
American version, so they just called it 4chan.
And then there's a Russian version, I think,
called 8chan, I think. Huh. I have heard of 8chan
in conspiracy YouTube videos. Yeah, I think 8chan
is Russian. Because there's two Chan, which is
Japanese. There's four Chan, which is American.
And then eight Chan, which is, I think, Russian.
The fuck does Chan mean? I think Chan is like
a Japanese surname or something of some sort.
It's like Oni -chan, shit like that. Oh, that
clears it up. It's like Oni -chan. I don't fucking
know what that means either. The fuck's an Oni
-chan? I think it means brother, maybe. I don't
know. Four, bro. What do they call that kind
of site? It's like a something board? It's an
image board. Image board? Image board, yeah.
But yeah, I didn't realize that it would put
you on a fucking government watch list until
I was like, you know, 19. And I'm like, oh, that's
probably not a good spot to be on. You know it
means brother, Tyler. Fucking OD channel. It
stands for channel. Oh, it stands for channel.
So it literally means channel four. The fourth
channel. So like channel two, channel four, and
channel eight. Yeah. That makes sense. Dude,
you see this video this week from fucking RFK
getting shouted out by the protesters. Oh yeah,
and he like ducked down. He's like, not a third
camera. And I was like, he's just like, I'm up
here to tell you. Wait, I want to hear this.
I can't hear it. the budget i'm presenting today
supports these goals the witness will suspend
the committee will come to order capitol police
are asked to remove the individuals from the
hearing room members of the audience are reminded
disruptions will not be tolerated Not bad. RFK
kills people with AIDS. Is that what she said?
Yep, that's what they're saying. I named that
the group chat, remember? I didn't know that's
what you did. I like the flavor of this one.
What were they saying? RFK kills people with
AIDS. Does he? No, he doesn't. He does, actually.
I haven't looked into why they said that, but...
That's good. But you said yes? That's good. Yeah,
it's not bad at all. It's not like Rogues. It's
more like... It's like a cross between a Rogue
and a Zin. I like it. I like it. Do they got
Cherry? Because if they have Cherry, I might
actually switch to this. They might. Just do
not get the fucking Dragon Fruit one. Because
I got them. I hate the Dragon Fruit. RFK said
last week that nobody should take medical advice
from him. I saw an AI video. Well, he's not a
doctor. He's the health secretary. But he's not
a doctor. But he's the secretary of health and
human services. Right. And that's what you're
supposed to say if you're not a doctor. Yeah.
Now I'm not a doctor. This isn't medical advice.
Now I am not a doctor. But I'm a nurse and I
give people medical advice. Right, but you're
a licensed medical professional. So are we. Well,
he's the Secretary of Health. Not licensed. He's
the Secretary of Health for the United States
of America. Certified, not licensed. Certified,
certified, licensed. What's the difference? So
the actual reason they have that is because as
a certified health professional, you don't have
a designated scope of practice. Oh, so we can
kind of... Yeah, let's EMS do their little finicky
shit. But at the same time, it also does cost
you because a licensure is more like official
in the eyes of the common people. Some states
are licensed. Yeah, but I saw an RFK AI generated
video. They're not going to tell me to amputate
your arm. That's how they can get away with the
shit where sometimes you just got to improvise.
I thought this RFK video wasn't AI and I was
dying at it. And he just goes... We have to go
in and get rid of these fat, retarded kids. This
is going to be a big problem. We need to get
rid of the fat, retarded kids out here. That's
the biggest problem. The schools are making these
kids fat and retarded. How do you do that voice?
You just got to like, like chop up your vocal
core. You just kind of got to do one of these.
talking into a fan. You gotta go. Imagine if
you're talking through the worst part of bad
shit. I would have to take like a 10 second blinker
and then do it. You guys gotta be like, these
fat retarded kids are ruining the country. You
just gotta pretend that you're keeping like a
massive bong rip under your eyes. I was trying
to find a Robert F. Kennedy AI voice generator
the other day and I couldn't find one. My brother
does it better than me. Yeah, you probably can't
replicate that. You can't replicate that. We
got a little bit of an echo, but it's making
his impression better. Really? Let me try it
again. Hold on. Let me put my headphones on real
quick. I gots to tell you about the RFK fucking
fat retarded kid bill. We need to stop the ability
to have these children in public. They need to
be put in the camp. They they're out here and
there there's no person with autism will that
be able to why do you have a southern accent?
That's how he sounds we fix this echo. Yeah,
so RFK did want to register He wanted our RFK
wanted to put like autistic people in the camps
and shit because That would be fucking ridiculous
because he go he said something along the lines
of an autistic become a productive member of
society. He will never be able to hold down a
job or have a family. Fuck you, R .K. Fuck you.
That's fucking sick, dude. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah,
dude. I want to be put in a camp. Dude, if the
camps had mac and cheese and video games, I'd
be fucking set. Dude, autistic people are the
reason why we have fucking innovations. Why we
have fucking art, you know? Yeah, Elon. The fucking
best people. Dude, you ever see those stickers
on Teslas that say, I bought this before I found
out Elon was crazy? Dude, if I have a Tesla,
I'm going to get one that says, I bought this
before I knew Elon was autistic and retarded.
Dude, just so the left doesn't know what to do.
They're like, I agree with it, but I don't agree
with it. you know they think they agree but they
have to take the stance that they don't support
it but you know that deep down they completely
agree do you think that a person with autism
like 90 % of people I feel like have autism now
like I feel like Autism is such a broad diagnosis
now that everybody has autism. I think that's
just with working in EMS, it skews it a little
bit. I think that a couple months down the road,
you're going to be like, holy fuck. Maybe I'm
the problem. I really think that. I'm actually
talking to actual businessmen. They're just like,
hello, Mr. Lee. How are you doing today? I'd
be like, hi. Hello, sir. Hello, sir. The medical
field in general is very autistic. I feel that
is true. I feel like it's just like it attracts
broken people and autistic people and broken
and autistic people. Like, I feel like it's a,
it's a combination of the two. Like there's no
person who's a normal person that has ever gotten
into the medical field. You're either broken
or autistic. There's no like normal human beings
in the medical field. And if you're listening
to this in the medical field, I am talking about
you as well. You're either broken or autistic
or maybe both. So figure out which one. I feel
like it's like a lot. People in the medical field
just get... You just offended every healthcare
provider we have listening. I feel like a lot
of people who go into healthcare... The only
people listening? It's just like, for me at least,
I know stress comes to me when things that I
think most people would consider an irrational
thing to get stressed out about. I'm wording
this horribly. I get stressed out by things that
wouldn't normally stress people out, but at the
same time, I can then go into situations that
most people would think are... extremely stressful
and just be like, this is work. Yeah. And it's
like, it's, I don't know. Like for me, it's like,
I walk home and my, my living room is really
dirty. It's like, Oh my God. Fuck. I would freak
out. Like things that would make me extremely
stressed. I walked into my house. If my table
was slightly askew. I would be like, this is
the end of the world. Yeah. Me and CC just crash
out if our fucking apartment gets too dirty.
I crashed. So, so me and Emily have the opposite
ends of autism because she's like, she like makes
a mess and can't clean it up. And I'm like a
fucking like Roomba that's in human form. which
you guys are aware of because i fucking went
over to your house got plastered and then cleaned
it and then left yes like i'm a human rumba like
i just go around and i clean everything and then
i leave and i but like i'm a big big big proprietor
of clean houses but i think that's awesome because
my dad instilled like a clean house into me and
my dad is a little say on the spectrum as well
um I think me, my brother, and my dad are all
on the spectrum. I think my mom's the only one
that's not on the spectrum. She's just angry.
I think you're on the spectrum, too. Oh, I know
I'm on the spectrum. I am diagnosed with ADHD,
and they are currently trying to diagnose me
with autism at this moment. You make it sound
like they're looking out to get you. They're
trying to get on that. They're trying to diagnose
me with autism. I feel like there's no halfway
with that. It's not like they're trying to pin
it on you. They just can't and they're choosing
not to. They're trying to slap these autism charges
on me. Trying to beat the autism allegations
right now. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to get
diagnosed with autism in my 20s, which is interesting.
Because the doctors are like, they keep giving
me the tests and stuff and they're just like,
what do you think about this? And then they're
like, hey, try to touch this. And I'm like, no,
I'm not going to do that. They're like, touch
the wet food. I'm like, no. Not doing that. Is
that how they test you? They test you with like
textures and stuff too. Like, it's not wet food,
but, like, that was, like, the closest thing.
But, like, it's a texture that's, like, similar
to, like, a wet food thing. And, like, touch
it. And I touched it, and, like, I, like, visibly
recoiled from it. Ask Casey. I almost cried when
they tried to make me do dishes at Central because
I had to touch the wet food. And I'm like, no.
Let's not forget your fucking interview at Malta.
That was so fucking funny. They said they brought
up, like, in terms of, like, that I had the same
fucking interview both times. I'll tell my story.
So they go. So one of the last questions is,
so what do you dislike, which is about the job
field? What do you dislike about the job field?
Not what you just dislike about anything. It's
pretty set up in a way where that's very clear.
I don't know how you misread that question so
bad. So Tyler, what don't you like? And I'm like,
so. You know when you're taking a laundry? This
is legitimately how I said it. I go, so you know
how when you're taking a laundry from the washing
machine and putting it into the dryer machine
and it feels wet and weird? They're like, yeah.
I'm like, I hate that so much. That's like the
thing I dislike the most. And then my boss, my
former boss comes up and he just goes. We meant
about the job field. Yeah. Immediately. Not even
like 10 minutes after his interview, the group
chat blew up with like, yeah, beep is, was there.
And he's like, what the fuck is the deal with
that? He's like, you just came in here and told
me what you said. Like, why the fuck did you
say that, dude? I mean, I got the job. He's like,
yeah, they like you, but they had no idea what
to make of that. They said that was one of the
most out -of -left -field answers they got for
any question, any interview. They're like, that
is insane. I just liked how it went back in for
my interview, and I was thinking about that moment
in my head just walking in because I find it
funny. And then they're like, oh, yeah, right,
you're Tyler Lee. friend right I'm like yeah
and then Mike Evans just goes he just chuckled
at the mention of me being your friend I was
like oh my god like what type of reputation does
Tyler have here I had a reputation as a good
provider but very autistic yeah That's fucking
hilarious. But yeah, that guy just was like,
yeah, when you take the laundry from the washer
to the dryer, that weird, like wet feeling. I
hate that. I hate that so much. I love it. Okay.
I love the, the, the stunt on their face. And
I'm like, I said something wrong about the job.
And I go, Oh, why do I dislike about the job?
I don't like lazy providers. I gave, I gave the
politician answer to that. It was like, I just
I hate being I hate needing to wait at a hospital.
I feel like I could be advocating for my patient
better. What did you get in the fucking hallway?
But yeah, my dumb ass was just like, I don't
like lazy providers. And then they were like,
yeah, that works. I think my political answers
are what got me my full -time job, to be completely
honest. I fucking killed it in that interview.
You're trying to make fire work? You want a jacket?
Warming my hands up. There's another weird question
they asked on that. They're like, all right,
this is just a question that we like to throw
in there just to see. Oh, and they ask you what
your favorite song is. If you were on an island
and only had one song to listen to for the rest
of your life, what would it be? And I'm like,
I would say. heil hitler by kanye right now i
said play that funky music call me maybe my my
answers to that were i said dream on by aerosmith
the first time i thought that would appeal and
i think i it did land and then the second time
i was like i remember i said that the first time
but this time i'm gonna have to say one piece
at a time by johnny cash and mike just went like
That's a great song. That's like, I fucking knew
that would land. That's a great song. I was like,
this motherfucker is going to play that shit
on the way home today. Fucking Butters interviewed
me for my job at Mohawk. And he goes, what would
you bring to an island if you could only bring
two things? And I'm like, a lighter so I can
make fire and a guitar. Butters, I remember my
interview at Mohawk. I was 19 years old. I got
denied from Empire because I quote unquote didn't
have experience. I think they just thought I
was too weird. And then, um, what are you going
to say? They don't turn many people away for
that reason. Yeah. And then I'm like, whatever.
And then I went to Mohawk and I'm like all over
the dumps. I'm like, they're going to deny me
too. And then I realized that no one gets denied.
Nobody, nobody gets denied. And like, I realized
halfway through the interview, he was still asking
me questions and he was writing out like my contract
while I was doing that. I'm like, oh, so I got
the job, so I can... Oh, yeah, me too, actually.
It was the same day. Yeah, he's like... Like,
the interview ended, and he's just like, all
right, so you're hired. Just show me that you
can lift up 125 pounds and drag this dummy. And
I'm like, all right, cool. That's what Cruz did
with me. Yeah, and I'm like, okay. And then I'm
like... Can I take off my dress shirt? They're
like, yeah, you can. Cause I was wearing like
a, like a dress shirt and a tie and I fucking
dragged it. I'm like, is that good? They're like,
yeah, that's fine. I'm like, okay, cool. Where
did they do all that for you? Did they do it
at Glenville? Glenville, yeah. The Glenville
Center. I thought that was so weird because that
was the only time I went into that station for,
like, two years. Oh, yeah. That's a fact. I fucking
picked a shift up out there. I was like, oh,
right. Like, holy fuck. I got hired here. I forgot
this place existed. And, like, also the Glenville
station is also the worst station. Yeah. Dude,
I honestly, like, I know it was a mess and, like,
disgusting. You want to know what station I really
missed, though? Which one? Detroit? I missed
the Troy and the Brunswick stations. Those places
both felt so fucking homey. I never went to the
Brunswick station, not once. Really? Dan, you
ever go to the Brunswick station? Yeah. I never
went. The old one that was in the office complex?
Yeah, yeah. The tiny little garage? Yeah, I never
went there. I went to the Troy station a couple
times, but then I'm like, ooh, people had sex
here. I just like Troy because it's like, I don't
know, it's just so compact. It's an apartment
complex now. I know. It's two apartments. No,
they turned it into a garage. No, the garage
part is a garage, but like the living or like
the normal section is now a apartment. God, I
fucking feel bad for whoever was there. Because
I actually, I was looking for apartments at that
point. I'm like, it would be the funniest story
if I became, because you know the narc box like
in the wall? Yeah. I got turned into a microwave,
which I thought was funny. Dan, I know you don't
have much time. You got time for Jeopardy? Yeah,
let's do it. And then we'll just continue our
conversations afterwards. Fuck. I fucking hate
this game with a burning passion. Yeah, you fucked
me last week, Ally Mac. I had the biggest landslide
victory of all time. He cornered me. He's like
a wolf. I was like a fucking sheep, bro. I didn't
know what I was walking into, and I just hear
like a growl. If anything, I feel like you should
have had a better chance at beating him, because
you weren't fighting me for the easy ones that
somehow we beat him to. Nah, this was a slaughter.
Dan was in the woods and he was like... It was
like a sheep just in the corner shaking. It was
like negative 2 ,000 to 10 ,000. It was fucking
bad. It was a beatdown of biblical proportions.
It was a David versus Goliath and David got fucked.
Our last game between you and me was actually
pretty good. David got used as a fucking fleshlight.
The one before this one wasn't too bad. Yeah,
he stole that one from me. Welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm Chris Cornell. Welcome back to your 14 -time
winner, Dan. The vitamin man. Yeah, baby. Six
-time winner, Ali Mack. The safe. The safe. 34
-time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking go. How many
times? 34. Jesus Christ. All right. Tyler's going
against Dan and Allie Mac solo. We do 2v1 today.
Dan and Allie Mac are on the team together. Let's
fucking go, Dan. Tyler's been fucking winning
so hard. Let's fucking slaughter him. Let me
get that. They got black cherry. Let's fucking
slaughter. They got black cherry and cherry ice.
Did you ever try one of these ones? No, I've
never even seen them, to be honest. It might
be one of the ones that's only available in Sweden.
I know there's a couple ones that are only available
in Sweden. Tyler, you think you can beat these
guys? Can I get a hit of that bait to focus?
Is my nose bleeding? No, you're good. You know,
I think that I have a shot at beating two people
at once, but I'm not completely confident, but
I think that I have a chance. I'm just waiting
until we win, and then we're going to cycle back
to this moment and say, You can't have two people
play on the same team! God damn! So last time
Tyler won 10 ,000 to negative 22. So I think
they're doing a handicap on my end of fighting
two people. You ever see the fight of Eddie Hall
versus the two midgets? It's going to be like
that. Team Dan and Allie Mac. All right. So can
I at least pick the category first because of
the... You won last time, so you get to pick
anyway. Categories are... Judaism 101. Fuck!
God damn it! Yeah, it's a wash. Scott Free. Okay.
Okay Boomer. Alright. The Color Purple. That's
a good color. Don't Be Dense. Okay. And Cardinal
Directions. Fuck again? Cardinal Directions?
Damn. I guess we'll go with Judaism 101. Fuck
it. Whatever. You fucking Jew. I'm a fucking
Catholic. 200. Built in the 1270s, Prague is
home to the oldest surviving one of these Jewish...
What is this? Synagogue. ...couch of worship.
Oh, Alimax. Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Fuck yeah!
Yeah, we got that right. I am not confident in
any of these categories. I'm just gonna say that
from the start. I am not confident in any of
these. Alimax, man. Keep it going. 400. Foods
that are permissible to eat under Jewish law.
I got it. What is kosher? Fuck! Kosher. It's
okay. We'll go with the Jews once again. 600.
God revealed the Ten Commandments to this revered
prophet at Mount Sinai. What is Moses? Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Oh, I saw another Jehovah Witness.
I'll tell you about it after. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'd like to hear about it. He's an ex -Jehovah
Witness, also. The best kind. Tyler's pick. Juice.
For $800. Goddamn Daily Doubles! You got $1 ,000.
I'm just going to bet it all. I'm going to do
a True Daily Double. True Daily Double! Ow! Is
there no special sound effect for that? No, for
True Daily Double? There's no special sound effect?
How about this? Yeah, let's go with it. Outlining
laws for Jews to follow, the first five books
of the Tanakh are collectively known by this
name. The first five books are called what? Are
known by this name. Okay, so the first five.
I think I actually know the answer. I know the
answer. Does Tyler know the answer? Come on,
bro. You don't know this? What is it? Tamal?
What? Tamal? Oh, no. The Torah. Ah, the Torah.
Yeah. I was actually thinking the Talmud. Yeah.
I was actually thinking Torah. The only reason
I know that is because of The Last of Us 2. What
the fuck is the difference? Dina makes a comment
about it. Oh, she's a Jew? Yeah, in the synagogue.
She makes a comment about that. Weird. I was
thinking what you were thinking, Tyler. Tyler's
pick. Continue, I guess. 1 ,000. This candelabrum
holds nine candles and is used during... What
is the menorah, baby? You hit that a second faster
than me. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.
You hit that a second faster. Dan, you got scot
-free, okay boomer, color purple, don't be dense,
and cardinal directions. Let's do okay boomer.
200. This substance was smeared on everything
from walls to lungs in the mid -20th century.
What is asbestos? Yes. Oh! Oh! Ali Mack! So it's
a boomer -esque thing? It's okay. Keep it going.
400. Before Spotify and AirPods, boomers made
out to love songs on this warm, warbly, analog
music format. What is vinyl? Warbly. I like that.
Uh... What? That's exactly what vinyl is. Casey,
that's exactly what vinyl is. It's an analog
wobbly format. What? Is it an 8 -track? What
is an 8 -track? No. Not really. No, if you're
looking for cassette, that's nonsense. This question
is too ambiguous. Casey, that's not ambiguous.
That's exactly what vinyl is. I answered the
question correctly. Jesus Christ. This question
is invalid because... Casey, all I do in my spare
time is listen to vinyl. That's what vinyl is,
and they made it in the moment. Have you ever
seen a cartoon where the vinyl is wobbly? It
was cassette tape. How is a cassette tape wobbly?
Dude, they're both analog wobbly formats. It's
what analog is. I get it. All right. Invalid
question. No, not invalid. That's bullshit. That's
fucking money. That's bullshit. Let me explain
why that makes sense. I'll give you the points.
I'll give you the points. Okay, whatever. But
I still want to explain why that's bullshit.
Cassette tapes were only a thing for 10 years.
Yeah. They were a thing in the 80s. They were
only a thing for 10 years. They were a thing
in the 80s? Which years? 80s and 90s. I don't
know, but now it's a boomer years, bro. Are you
fucking kidding me? They didn't have They had
CDs in the late 90s. Cassettes were like us.
And they sold vinyl throughout the entire fucking
time. Yeah, they sold vinyls from like 1910 to
fucking now. Fucking vinyls, literally the only
reason the cassette tapes ever fucking existed.
How many nipples do you want to suck? Nobody,
Casey, any... Shut up. You got the points. You
got the points already. You already got the five
points. Take away the points, Casey. They're
yelling about it. Take away the points. They're
arguing. Take it away. Fucking bullshit. I feel
like they're undercutting your power, Casey.
I feel like they're undercutting your power.
That's enough. No, we're not. Whatever. Onward.
There are multiple flags on the play. Onward.
Multiple flags on the play. Onward. Unsportsmanlike
conduct. Shut the fuck up. Let's go to the next
one. 600. Movers often start sentences with not
to get political, but right before launching
into a rant about this government program they
definitely benefit from. What is social security?
Yes. I was going to say welfare. I was going
to say Medicaid. That doesn't apply to that many
people. That's another ambiguous one that we
would have tackled you for, by the way. All right,
continue. Oh, I would have. Onward. 800. Before
Google, boomers found answers in these massive
volumes that doubled as booster seats. What is
encyclopedia? Yes. Boomers for a thousand thousand
boomers will never use Venmo, but they'll probably
carry a checkbook in this ballpoint pen brand
change Then you got scot -free the color purple
don't be dense cardinal drug don't dance Don't
be dense, 200. Time travel comedy where the main
character's father hits on his mother with the
line, I'm your destiny. Come on! It goes back
to the future. I don't even know why I waited
on that. I am your density. Oh, I mean, your
destiny. I fucking hate - My favorite movie.
I hate George McFly so much. I've never watched
it. Although, fucking, his mom is hot as shit.
I've never watched it. Leah Thompson? Oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah. Let her step on me. Anyway, don't
be dense for 400, right? Yeah, I'd spit in her
mouth. Order a black and tan in a pub, and note
from the record, this dark stout beer floats
on top. What is Guinness? Yes. Hit that one second
sooner than me. I thought you were going to ask
me what the two components of a black and tan
were. I wanted to see where the question was
going. Is a black and tan Bailey's Inn? It's
Guinness and Harp. Oh, it's Harp? Dan and Allie
Mac are doing good. Allie Mac's great. Keep it
going. 600. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean
blue thanks to this... Sorry. That was a mistake.
Columbus sailed the ocean blue thanks to this
upward force that a medium like salt water exerts
on a less dense body like a ship. What is buoyancy?
Oh, yes! Keep it going. I would like to do full
awareness that I said I was not confident in
any of these categories. I was not confident
in any of them. 800. It doesn't get much denser
than this extraterrestrial object that oddly
resembles... What is the sun? Uncooked pasta.
A sun? No. A pasta? Uncooked pasta. Oh, I know
what it is, but I'm not going to... Can you say
it again? It doesn't get much denser. It's an
element. No, it doesn't get much denser than
this extraterrestrial object that oddly resembles
uncooked pasta, except 250 trillion times heavier
by volume. I'm not going to win anyway, so what
is a black hole? Oh, actually, it probably is.
No. That's the densest object ever. No. That's
the densest object. It's not technically an object,
though. It is. The answer is the densest object
in the universe. It's a fucking black hole. It
is not, though. This fucking guy. That'd be a
neutron star. Oh, yeah. Fuck. No, I thought a
black hole was more dense than a neutron star.
No, neutron stars are fucking weird. Because
it has all the little things coming out of it.
Yeah. They look all fucking weird. I've never
seen a neutron star. I was thinking, like...
periodic table. Like I said, no confidence in
any of these categories. Tyler, you've got to
be fucking confident. You can't have no confidence.
If you think you're going to lose, you're going
to lose. I am going to lose. This is retarded.
Black holes is singularity. That's where it's
different. What's the difference? Do you want
me? No, we got it. That's not a simple answer.
That's not a simple answer. Allie Mac's pick.
Oh, I guess it is. Yeah, keep it going. 1000.
This formula, often seen in physics class, divides
density as mass divided by this. Can you say
it again? What is volume? Yes, Ellie Mag. Yeah!
Yes! Yeah! When they win, is it going to be a
half win? Is it going to be a half win? I feel
like that's the accurate one. Why don't you try
to win then? I'm not going to win. You got Scott
Free, the color purple, Cardinal Directions.
Let's do the color purple. Is it about Oprah
and about how he wanted to jerk off to Oprah?
200. Dan, what do you think here? You got 4 ,800.
What's the scores? You got 4 ,800. Tyler's got
zero. I don't think we should. We gotta play
it safe here. No, we're just like 500. Alright,
okay. That's a good... Nice little chunk. Yeah,
500. We'll do 500. Is this about Oprah or is
it about jerking off to Oprah? This purple gemstone
is the birthstone for February and was once believed
to be protecting against intoxication. Can I
steal? Purple. It literally was just in my head.
Can I steal, Casey? No, you can't fucking steal.
Let's see if they get it right. No. See, made
-up rules can happen for me, too. Do you have
any idea? I'm just thinking. It's not ruby. It's
not garnet. Not emerald. It's not sage. Did you
say emerald? Well, I'm just going through everything.
It's emerald. Shut the fuck up. Hold on. We're
trying to think here, Tyler. You're interrupting
on purpose. This purple gemstone is the birthstone
from February and was once believed to protect
against intoxication. I'm thinking sapphire and
cobalt, but those are both blue. I will send
you what I think it is. Why does Tyler have to
answer? Why does it matter? Who's trying to fuck
you up? I feel like Sapphire. Is this right,
Casey? What are some other names for purple?
Is that right? We'll find out. What are some
other names for purple? Magenta. Because a lot
of times the colors come from the stone names.
Yeah, I know. Gemstone. Purple is a name for
it. Dude, when he tells us what this is, it's
going to be pretty upsetting to both of us. It's
not jade, right? Jade's green. Sage is green.
No, jade is also green. Is it? Yeah, it's like
a bright green. Especially if you put light on
it, it's like super bright green. Does it start
with a P? You can't. You can't ask that. We're
only losing 500. It's not bad, dude. You know,
in case he's going to do some fucking nonsense.
Violet. Let's say Violet. Violet. Magenta. Amaranth.
I'm just like, is that a spice or is that just
stuff? I don't know. And you're better equipped
to answer this. I really don't know, dude. I
feel like I just looked this up. And this is
the problem with information these days. I look
things up and it just disappears. Because the
fucking computer has a better memory than you.
Right. And it's like, I don't have to remember
things now. And I'm trusting you for the answer
here. Dude, I feel like I just looked this up.
And I forget why I was looking it up. You looked
up the birthstone for February? No, I was just
looking up something about purple. Purple gemstones?
What's that called? Oh, man. They're fucking
minerals, Marie. Is this fucking... Masonite?
I don't know. Is this fucking purple dye? Tyrian
purple. See that the nicks are doing pretty well?
Stone. We don't know anybody born in February.
Let's think about this. I don't know what my
fucking gemstone is. Garnet's red. Garnet's red?
Garnet is definitely red. I don't know. No, April,
Simon, and January is Garnet. I know my brothers.
I know mine. June. June is... Fuck. What is June?
I think yours might be. If he can name all 12,
he gets points. Does it have to be in order,
or can I just say the ones that I think? June
has three birthstones. Pearl, Alexandria, and
Moonstone. Pearl. Interesting. Why do I have
fucking three birthstones? Dan, just fire something
out there. I just don't want the lie. What's
your final answer? I got nothing, bro. I got
nothing for this. What is Jake? Are you going
to say a thing so I can say mine? Okay, Tyler's
got to prove that he knows it. Why don't you
say it, Tyler? Wait, wait, wait. What's your
answer, Dan and Ellie Mac? Let's see their fucking
answer. It's not Jade. They say Jade. What is
Amethyst? Oh, Amethyst. What did I say? Tyler
steals the points. I thought it was the spice.
I said Amaranth. What was it? Amethyst. Amethyst.
That's what I was fucking doing. Fuck! Tyler's
got 300 or 500 points for that. Dude, I thought
about that, too. I was thinking, like, in Skyrim,
I was like... Amethyst is a thing. I know. It
was in my fucking head. It's a Minecraft block.
Tyler stole the points. Tyler stole the points.
He didn't steal the points. He did. He got 500.
We can't do that. It's 500. We can't fucking
do that. Yes, I can. Let him get his 500. Let
him get his 500. Fuck that. That's some bullshit.
I guess we'll continue on. All right. Okay. I
see how it is now. 400. How does it feel that
you should take it from you? In Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory, this colorful character blows
up after eating experimental gum. Fuck, it's
the purple category. Fuck. I should have known
that. Violet. Fuck. Violet? You're turning violet!
Turning violet. Violet. Tyler's thing. Purple.
Can you not? 600. JFK won this medal for his
service. That's a purple heart. Fuck. Come on.
Fucking go. Get me that fucking. Come on. That's
not fair. In World War II after being attacked
by the Japanese. Did he? Yeah. He was a pilot.
Was he? Yeah. JFK? He was in the Navy. But he
was also a naval pilot. Oh. Oh, shit. Dance pick.
Same category. 800. This vegetable often grows...
What is eggplant? Oh, shit. Because what else
would it be? What else would it be? Yeah, there's
no other purple. Wait, why did we not get...
We shut it off. Yeah! You shut it off! There
we go. Dan's pick. What else? We got any more
purple left? Yeah, there's 1 ,000. 1 ,000. This
purple... Oh, wait. It's perp drank. Oh, no,
wait. This purple vegetable is often pickled
and used as a tangy condiment on sandwiches and
burgers, but its name can be misleading. What
is tomato? Nope. That was fucking really stupid,
Dan. I'm sorry. A purple vegetable? This purple...
Tomato. Wait, say it again. Say it again. Say
it again. This purple vegetable is also pickled
and used as... What is an onion? Could be more
specific. What is a purple onion? No Why the
fuck did I say tomato I Would have been happier
with myself if I said lettuce because lettuce
at least can be purple too. It's iceberg lettuce
Dan You got scott free and cardinal direction.
Oh Scott free 200 this bumbling boss once stated
you know what they say fool me once strike one
but fool me twice strike three what bumbling
boss this bumbling boss once stated what is michael
scott yes oh yeah it's scott yeah i was thinking
scottish other scott for a thousand thousand
this scott had to just Defeat seven evil exes.
What is Scott Pilgrim? Ramona Flowers. No, that's
right, because I don't know what the fuck it
is. Scott Pilgrim is such a fucking good movie,
dude. And also Ramona Flowers in that? Fucking
get it. Hard. She's got fucking pink, purple,
and blue hair. Hell yes. Scott's for $800. 800.
This American author wrote The Great Gatsby,
then drank himself into literary legend. It was
F. Scott Fitzgerald. Yeah, it's F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Oh, yeah! Yeah! I was trying to think of what
the fucking initial was. I'm like, fuck, what's
his initial? Allie Mack's pick. Keep it going.
400. This former Keeping Up with the Kardashians
regular and self -proclaimed lord is known for
his lavish lifestyle. Oh, I don't know. Sorry,
guys. Scott? This former Keeping Up with the
Kardashians regular, self -proclaimed lord, is
known for his lavish lifestyle. What is his name?
I don't know. Time it out. Scott Disick. Oh,
yeah. No fucking idea. Keep it going. Ali Max
pick. 600. Born Jacques Berman Webster, this
musician saw 10 of his fans trampled to death
at a concert in 2021. What is Travis Scott? Fuck.
Second away. Second away. Is there only Cardinal
Directions left? Yeah. We'll do it for 1 ,000.
1 ,000. Focus up. This state is the only one
with a Cardinal Direction in its name that touches
Canada. I think I know it, but I'm hesitant to
answer it. What is North Dakota? That's correct.
Fuck me. I knew that. I was about to fucking
say it. Tyler's getting back in. All right, what's
the scores? Dan and Allie Mac got 5 ,500. Oh,
yeah. Tyler's got 3 ,700. There's no way I can
win. You're literally within half of them, so
you can still win. Yeah, not half of the both
of them. No, they have 5 ,500 combined. Oh, combined.
Oh, I thought it was. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 800.
800. In Feng Shui, this direction is associated
with career and life path energy. Oh, fuck. Career.
Dan, do not buzz in unless you're about to buzz
in. I knew this one. What the fuck? If you're
confident, go for it, but we can't piss awake.
Points on this. Oh, my God. It's only one of
four. I don't like our odds there when we're
in the lead, though. Anyone? No. No. The North.
I was going to say North. I was going to say
North, too. I was like, the only way is up. Tyler's
big. I guess 600. 600. Direction the NFL Cardinals
home stadium is in relation to the MLB Cardinals
home stadium. What the fuck? The what? Direction.
I literally was adjusting my hat. Direction of
the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation to
the MLB Cardinals. I don't even know where the
fucking MLB Cardinals are. It's Chase Field.
I'm not confident enough to buzz it. You got
it, Ali Mack. No. You just have to think about
what are the cities these are. I don't know where
the Cardinals from fucking. Where are the Cardinals?
Ali Mack, do you know what the cities are? Time
it out. It's Arizona and somewhere else. Time
it out. Do you know what the cities are? Time
it out. Why? Yeah, I do, but if I say it... Look,
I don't know geography that well. I know both
of the cities, so I'm not going to fucking answer
it. Okay. You know both of the cities? I got
it. Wait, wait, stop, stop. Say the question
one more time. You know both of the cities? Direction
of the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation
to the MLB Cardinals home stadium. Okay. Go away.
They're conferencing. What's the other one? All
right, say the question one more time. What is
East? Oh, no. Say the question again. Yes! Direction
of the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation
to the MLB Cardinals home stadium. That would
be Phoenix and st. Louis Phoenix is west of st.
Louis, but they're not Phoenix Cardinals the
Arizona Cardinals. That's the team Oh, I was
thinking Arizona is west of Missouri. I was thinking
that Missouri was okay, whatever Next question!
You want $200 or $400? $400. $400. Daily double,
Tyler. You're still in it. You got $3 ,700. Dan
and Adam have $5 ,500. It's a tough decision.
It doesn't get much... Tough decision, Tyler.
It doesn't get much crazier than this. I'm going
to make it a true daily double. Oh! True Daily
Double. Damn. I'm going all or nothing here.
For the True Daily Double. I'm fucking going
all in, Casey. Direction of Vatican City in relation
to Rome. That doesn't... Okay, Casey. Casey,
the Vatican City is in Rome. Oh, this is good.
This is good. What direction is it? This is good.
Casey, the Vatican City is in Rome. It's surrounded
by Rome. I love this. So what direction is it?
It's surrounded by it. There's no center direction,
Casey. I need a cardinal direction for the answer.
A cardinal direction fucking north. Can I take
it, Casey? No, no. Well, he's got to answer first.
What is north? What is south? Tyler says, what
is north first? That's right. The answer was
any direction. I was going to say it was the
center. Any direction? Yeah. That's fucked up,
bro. Dude, I was saying like this. No. It's all
about the wager, bro. That was the question.
That's bullshit. No, he said the right answer
was it's surrounded by Rome. No, you said yourself,
I need an answer of a cardinal direction. It's
impossible for him to get it wrong. Exactly.
He's got it. I said it was surrounded by, I'm
like, that doesn't seem like a fair question.
Casey, I want to skull fuck you right now. The
thing is, you have to know that Vatican City
is surrounded by Rome, which he said. According
to ChatGPT, the Vatican is located on the western
side of Rome. Specifically, it's just west of
the Tiber River. I didn't hear nothing about
the Tiber River. It's on the west side. It's
surrounded by Rome. It's not in the middle of
Rome. It's on the west. The question was direction
of Vatican City. So it would be west. It would
be west of the center of Rome. But Rome is also
west of Vatican City. It is also west of Vatican
City. That is true because the Vatican is in
the city. But not the center of Rome. We got
a game going. Last question. Fuck you, Casey.
Fuck off. That's the stupidest fucking question.
200. Cardinal Robert Prevost flew in this direction
in order to get to his new home as Pope from
his American hometown. Yeah, we just get all
the fucking... East? Yeah, we just get all the
fucking religious... Yeah, let's get the pulp
questions. Yeah, fuck this. Yeah, Vatican City.
Oh, yeah, Daily Double on the Vatican one, too.
Why not? Fucking bullshit. Oh, guys. DC, you
couldn't break a game if you fucking tried. That
was actually the question. Yeah, well, it's a
stupid fucking question, okay? Oh, man. Get a
better AI. Close game. Tyler's got 7 ,600. Dan
and Allie back have 5 ,500. What's the category?
Everything. Category is geography. How many points
do we have? You got 5 ,500. Tyler's got 7 ,600.
Dan, I trust you. Oh, man. No matter who wins
this game, somebody's going to stab me in the
fucking neck. Oh, yeah. Don't think stupid fucking
questions, Gacy. Yo, let's make the daily double
a question that you can't get wrong. What the
fuck? It's all about the wager, my guy. All about
the weight. That question would never fly on
actual Jeopardy, ever. Tyler put his fucking
heart and soul into a daily double. Put his heart
and soul into saying everything. A true daily
double. Fuck yourself. Listen, it's okay to get
fucked in other directions because, you know,
I was getting fucked every single time. You were
getting fucked every single time. How many wins
do you have, Tyler? 34. Yeah, there's been a
lot of bullshit to get you there, too. A lot
of this bullshit. So fucking rigged. Two people
can't even fucking... We're just handing out
daily doubles now. That's how it fucking works.
I can tell you how many times on one hand how
many times I've gotten a free daily double. And
it's fucking none. None. I've never gotten that,
ever. I have always gone all in on every Daily
Double, pretty much, with the exception of a
couple. Never have I gotten a hand -me -down.
Ever, ever. All right, I got your wagers. Question.
Both JFK and LaGuardia Airport are located on
this New York island. What is Ellis Island? Both
JFK and LaGuardia Airport are located on this
New York Island. Hold on, I'm showing Ali Mack.
I know what you're getting at. And it's better
than anything I got. Well, hold on. Oh man, those
are both tough. It's not, it's, it's, okay, I
know. Yeah, okay. You know? Yeah, it's... Okay.
Because with those two, I'd have to do a coin
flip between them. Okay. I think it's that. Okay.
If you think about it. Right? I'm thinking flight
simulator. I'm thinking flight simulator. Okay.
I trust you way more because I've flown out of
both of them, I think, and I couldn't tell you
where either of them are. I would be throwing
a guess out there. You're informed, so. Well,
I can picture it, and it's like, yeah. Because
the other one wouldn't make any sense. Okay.
I don't think it would either. I agree with you.
I already put my fucking wager in. I agree. I
agree with you. When you say that, I want to
conversate with you. Did you put it in? Yeah.
So were you thinking that Staten Island was the
one that it couldn't be? Yeah. Because Staten
Island doesn't make sense. You have to get there
by ferry. Yeah, I think it's Queens. It said
what island, not borough. Oh, fuck. I thought
if it was what borough, it's in Queens. Casey,
give us the answer. It's right near the Met Stadium.
I feel like it's on the beginning of Long Island.
Tyler says, what is Queens? That's incorrect.
I always thought that it was Queens because it
is in Queens. Tyler got 37 .50. He's down to
38. Did you not say an island? Yeah, I said island.
I said island. Tyler's down to 38 .50. We say
Dan Tyler, what is Long Island? That's correct
that's the sad part all right so that cardinal
direction question was nonsense though i still
i even though we won i'm playing that game under
protest the airport is in queens but it's on
long island it's a which island but i thought
which island i was right but also wrong Dan and
Tyler. The way my face lit up when you said that
you thought it was Queens. Dan, I'm glad you
got that, though. I remember flying into JFK
because I had to take a plane from JFK back to
Albany. And literally, it was during the Mets
playoff game. And you could see the Mets stadium
from JFK. And I'm like, the Mets play in Queens.
So I'm like, oh, it's got to be in Queens then.
Yeah, it's like right at the very beginning of
Long Island. Like barely in Long Island. Yeah,
it's like almost not Long Island. I mean, it's
still considered New York City. I'm pretty proud
of myself. I'm confident that that would have
been my guess without you telling me it was.
I think I actually would have got that one. I
would have been a fucking shot in the dark. Dan
and Alibag are kind of far behind. So we'll give
Dan and Alibag each a win for this. How do we
get a half win each? I think we should get two
wins. 14 .5? I think it took the two of us to
get the win, so we should get two wins each.
You get a win each. Dan, you got 15 wins. Alibag?
Ciete! Ciete! Like, I have my win, but I also
have Dan's win, because he... We helped each
other. It's all part of teamwork, Kelly Mack.
How about we get no more wins and we take away
two wins from Tyler? But we get nothing. You're
just going to win, Dan. All right. Take a break.
I like what you're getting at there. I don't
need any more. Now that's a fucking negative
win right there. Just start chipping away at
what he's got. You gotta take away my wins. Let's
take a break on Untitled Podcast. I gotta get
home. Thanks for coming down. Alright, we'll
be back on Untitled Podcast. I gotta tell you
about that. Black skinhead? Ah, it's fucking
Jesus Walks, bro. Oh, that's an even better song.
Classic. But most of all, we at war with ourselves.
God show me the way because the devil's trying
to break me down. Oh, welcome back to Untold
Podcast. And now he's talking about how he fucking
loves Hitler. I've actually heard the Young and
Restless song by Kanye from last week. What do
you think about that? It's ridiculous. It drives
me. Hitler now. And people are going to sing
that shit and chant it. Tyler singing that shit.
Damn. What the fuck is happening in this world?
Y 'all eat pieces of shit? That's one of my favorite
lines in this song. Y 'all eat pieces of shit?
This country's gonna have a fucking revolution,
man. Who's gonna win? I think it's about due
time. We cannot have that. He's trying to break
me down. Why'd you take your headphones off?
Because that Larry's getting to me right now.
Jesus! Gotta take it easy for her. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God. Fox breathing. You okay? It's not
okay. Casey doesn't have the tolerance that you
have because she's not a fucking... No, I do.
That's the weird thing. That's the weird thing.
I'm chilling, though. Turn that off so we can
use it next week. Fucking... Is that... Was it
dead? Did it need a new battery? Because I was
trying to turn that thing on. The other week
when it was... Yeah, it did need a battery. The
fuck? What a world. What a world. Did you know
that Kim Kardashian graduated from law school
this week? Shut the fuck up. That's a fucking
lie. No, she actually did. Her father was a lawyer,
actually. Yeah, she probably fucking bought her
way through law school. Her father defended OJ
Simpson. Yeah, I know that, Casey. Okay. Well,
it's in her fucking blood to be a lawyer. I don't
think she's that smart, Casey. She paid someone
off to get that. Well, she graduated. She definitely
fucked the fucking professor for that. Also,
if you had a chance and you were single, would
you fuck Kim Kardashian? No. Absolutely, I would.
I don't find her attractive in the slightest,
to be honest. Okay, I'd fuck her in the ass.
Okay. Did you ever watch the Kim Kardashian video?
I have. I haven't. I have. Oh, the old one? Yeah.
Yeah, a time or two. Back then, though. Dude,
but I hated the fucking parts where Ray J would
just try to talk to the camera and be like, yo,
if you're whacking into this fucking shit. He
was like, go hard, brother. Go hard, brother.
I'm just like, shut the fuck up. I just want
to see Kim Kardashian's big ass tits. Maybe I
didn't watch it. That's the full version. The
normal version that's on standard X videos and
shit doesn't have all like that. It only has
half of the video in it. I couldn't actually
find it. It's super hard to find. if you find
it. It's just a gem. It's just a hidden porn
gem. The collectors go fiending for it. You can
still get the... I got the VHS, bro. You can
get the DVD for it still. It's called Kim K Superstar.
You know how we had a fucking question on Jeopardy
about the Keeping Up with the Kardashians, right?
Yeah. Scott Disick. My fucking ex used to make
me watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Really?
Like all the time. Make you? Yeah. Like, we're
watching this now. I've been watching Community
again. Me too. Like, a quarter of the way through
season one. I'm on season, I think, four now.
Oh, man. Show is so fucking good. That is a great
show. Chevy Chase's character is probably the
funniest fucking human being. Pierce is so funny,
but he's just like that in real life. He wasn't
acting. It's just how he is. No, Chevy Chase
is actually super left. The reason he quit the
show is because he fucking crashed out on set
one day. No, but he's that much of a dick in
real life is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, he
can be a bit of a dick. Like, he's a real asshole.
Yeah, he's a leftist dick, though. He's not a...
He crashed out and said, you guys are going to
make me say the N -word. But I think he said
it. It's like, what? You're going to fucking
tell me to say this next? We got some opinions
last week, Allie Mac. I want to see your opinion
on this. Should it be... Is it okay? Should it
be banned for Kanye to say Heil Hitler in his
song? I don't think so. There we go. I don't
think so, but it's really scary that we live
in a time where a song like that can succeed.
Right. That should deplatform someone, but it's
not. But I think that you need to retain the
right to free speech and as fucked up as it is.
He's got that anti -Semitic sound. There's fucking
Nazis that are protesting, getting together and
fucking protesting and saying that they're fucking
going to take over the shit. I mean, that just
seems like fear -mongering. I don't know if that's
actually going to happen. Oh, I saw Shane Gillis
live a few weeks ago. That was pretty cool. I
almost went to that. It was fucking packed. The
entire stadium was sold out. Yeah. Fucking Shane
Gillis. Yeah, Albany is a weird place for him
to play. But yeah, no, I really do think, though,
that you need to have the free speech. You need
to be able to say that shit. But you can't find
this song anywhere on the internet. They keep
taking it down. Yeah, but that's because the
websites that host them can choose if they want
that up there or not. Right. So where am I supposed
to find it? Twitter. You don't need to find it.
But that's not free speech then. If we're banning
it, we're taking it down, it's not free speech.
Well, then the people would need to publicize
a website that didn't care. If I can't find it,
then he doesn't have free speech, right? No.
I disagree with that because he can still say
it all he wants. It's just the fact that in order
for the people to find something popular, it
needs to get popular. It is popular. It has millions
of views. But every time they put it on YouTube
or something. Yeah, because YouTube can choose
that they don't want that up there. And that's
a decision that they can make as a business in
the USA. But what's the site that we use to find
music videos? Fucking YouTube. Yeah, but it doesn't
matter. They don't have a monopoly. There's a
million other video streaming services and all
that shit. I bet you couldn't name two of them.
Casey, it doesn't matter. Okay, Twitch is one.
Fucking Kik's another. Kik is another. Fucking,
you could do that shit. You can fucking stream
video or put video anywhere the fuck you want
to. You can spread it on a Discord server if
you wanted to. If I listen to all my music on
Spotify. Then fucking look somewhere else. It's
not violating Kanye's rights of free speech.
His music's not on Spotify. They're a company.
They can choose to have what they have within
their own service. But I only listen to my playlist
on Spotify. I don't care. I don't give a fuck.
That's not... That doesn't affect free speech.
They're violating its free speech. No, they're
not. The songs are violating the terms of service.
Okay? The terms of service are what? Hey, check
this out. I guarantee you, you can't have fucking
racial fucking... Unless it's presented in a
historical capacity. Is that illegal? You can't
have racist imagery. Is it illegal? Oh my God,
Casey. To that extent, yes. Yeah. Is saying Heil
Hitler illegal? No. It's not illegal to say Heil
Hitler. However, it is also not... I think it
is illegal to assault somebody for saying Heil
Hitler, though. Yeah, you can't assault somebody
just for saying something. But I was going to
say it's illegal to say hail Hitler, but it's
also not illegal to it's not illegal to say hail
Hitler, but it's also not illegal. But I'm like,
no, it is illegal. You can't punch somebody for
saying hail Hitler. No, you can't. You can't
punch somebody for anything unless like self
-defense. Yeah. Can we go back to the argument?
What the fuck was that? What is this? Did I just
flick that on? Yes. It's the fucking shit from
there. I just shook it off my hand. Oh, wow.
You're like, what is this goop on my finger?
Oh, that burns. That was the same thing I thought.
I'm like, oh, shit, it's got to be the stuff
that's in there. But yeah, Casey, how does it
violate free speech? How does that violate free
speech? That a company decides that they don't
want a video there. They have their terms of
services listed. Like, you can't just go up there.
Like, if you say a bunch of super racist fucking
things. It's not just one company, though. It's
YouTube. I can't find it on anywhere except X.
I can't find it on YouTube, Spotify, Facebook,
Snapchat. We said the words Hail Hitler on this
podcast and we're not banned from Spotify. Because
nobody fucking listens to us. That's also true.
I don't think that we would be banned even if
we did say it. We literally played Kanye's song
last episode. Because shit can slip through.
And I don't think that there's a problem with
shit slipping through the cracks either. But
you can't get mad when it gets taken down, Casey.
If we got taken down, we can't be mad. I have
that stance too. We've said shit that I'm sure
violates some TOS. If we got taken down, I'd
be like, yeah, that makes sense. Like if our
entire fucking discography of fucking... We made
it further than I thought we would. Listen, we're
not actually Nazis though. So why should we be
taken down? there's a there's a long pause there
we're not actually nazis guys and there's a silence
i'm still in delayed thought but we're not yeah
we aren't nazis then i mean it doesn't matter
who's saying it casey matters about what the
fucking company decides to put on their service
so do you think the daily stormer should be allowed
to exist what is that it's a nazi like magazine
like do you think that the nazi magazine that's
by and for nazis do you think that should be
able to exist as much as i don't want it to exist
i think that it has a right to and that if people
are buying it then they have the right to do
that but it's fucking i don't think but like
if a publisher stepped in and said we're not
gonna fucking No, they're self -published through
the Daily Starmer. Oh, yeah, they're going to
have to. But I'm saying that if a publisher said,
like, fucking no, we're not doing it. Kanye releases
a song called Heil Hitler. I can't find it on
the place where I fucking listen to music, which
is Spotify. Casey, we're talking in loops here.
Yeah. Casey, but the thing is. I disagree with
you. The thing is, I never had a Daily Starmer
magazine. I just want to know what kind of articles
the Nazis are just putting in there. Do you think
that there's like periodicals and shit? Or do
you think it's like only like Nazi like hate
speech? Do you think there's like, here's a,
you know, you know, this is what the Jews are
doing. Also, here's a recipe for chicken. Maybe
people are just buying them just to see what's
in there. Hey, there's a really good recipe for
chicken in this one. Like I'm tempted to get
one of these fucking magazines just to see what
the fuck is in it. Like just to see how fucking
bad it is. Is it all hate or is there actual,
you know, like. Actual things like the weather
in Denver this week is going to be. I really
doubt they're giving a weather report in the
fucking Nazi magazine. I don't know. I'll be
completely honest. Do you think in like North
Korea, it's just like constantly like fucking
worship Kim Jong -un or like they have fucking,
you know, the weather on sometimes? I think they
have to have weather and shit. Like the fucking
propaganda all the time. It's definitely not
propaganda 24 -7, but I think that the weather
is also... They're like, okay, it's going to
be 45 degrees in whatever fucking... What's the
capital of North Korea? Pyongyang. It's going
to be 45 degrees in Pyongyang, and we also...
Also, we love our glorious leader, Kim Jong -un.
Did you know that when Kim Jong -il died? All
the spectators, the audience had to cry, had
to like fucking sob or they would get shot. They
would fucking be executed. Yeah, that was that
was that was a thing that happened. Also, Kim
Jong Un's sister is fucking scary. Have you ever
like looked into her? She's like, she's going
to be the next leader. Yeah, she's getting a
fucking gun pointed at you in a crowd. Cry, cry,
all of you. I don't see you crying. She's faking!
She's... Cry! Get the kid! Get the... I was watching
this video. I was watching this video of this
guy who does like crazy like travel videos. And
he went to fucking the border of North Korea
from China. And he like tried to sneak in the
border. And the fucking Chinese police detained
him. And they like questioned him. Like fucking
beat the shit out of him for like four hours.
And they're like, oh, you're just a stupid American.
You can fucking go. I thought he was some, like,
fucking undercover agent. Like a fucking CIA,
like, fucking tourist or whatever. Some, like,
Pyongyang informant of some sort. Some matter
of national security. Just some retard. Just
some idiot trying to fucking get famous on YouTube.
He's like, so that was, like, a little glitch
on the day, but we're gonna go explore now. Wait,
he continued to do it. Yeah He made it into North
Korea He tried to sneak in but he got caught
by the Chinese police. Oh, so he didn't try again
though No, he tried multiple times. He has like
multiple videos of trying to get into North Korea
He made it in I don't know Like dude, he's gonna
fucking cross the fence and get gunned down.
They're going to know he's coming now. You used
to be able to just go into North Korea. People
have made videos like that where you just go
into North Korea legally. Well, now if you're
an American, you're not allowed in country. I
think in 2023 or something, they didn't allow
Americans in. Yeah, if you're an American, you
are not allowed. Yeah, would you really want
to travel there, though? You see that guy who
was fucking arrested for taking pictures of...
And he fucking got sent to a prison camp and
then he got executed. Or no, he fucking killed
himself in prison. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they're
fucking fucked up over there. Yeah, did you hear
about the... Tyler, you seem like you would probably
know about this too. There's this fucking dude
who just live streams him being... live streams
himself, just being a fucking asshole in other
countries. Oh, that guy. Yeah. He got arrested
and now he's like 20 years. Yeah. I don't know
that, but I saw a guy that like pulls pranks
on people and he went up to the guy, to a guy
in a food court and he just fucking shot him.
Yeah. I've seen that. Oh yeah. Pretty fucked
up. Yeah. Well, he kind of deserved it. Yeah.
It's crazy. Yeah, that guy like fucking, I can't
remember. He fucking like showed up, hung over
to his court date, was screaming at the judge
because he was live streaming his own channel
to like 100 people. Like not even like a substantial
amount. And then was just like, this fucking
judge is a piece of shit. Just saying all this
shit on the live Zoom call. And then they just
translated it after the fact. And like, wow.
It's like he had some friend that was trying
to. enact as like his lawyer or his translator
because he didn't want a lawyer like he's just
speed running just getting fucking a prison sentence
in another country just being a general disturbance
in society like you go to another country and
you get fucking sentenced you're like fucked
yeah yeah it's not a good place for you to be
so it's like oh yeah i went to fucking north
korea for two minutes and i didn't cry when i
got off the third subway stop yeah that was the
mandatory kim jong -un appreciation station like
it's fucking illegal for these people to take
pictures or videos but they still fucking do
it and put it on youtube and they're like oh
i might get arrested by the north korean fucking
police you know get sentenced to a fucking labor
camp but whatever Yeah, yeah. Okay, how many
piercings is too much for a woman's face? What's
the cutoff? Face? How many piercings can you
have on your face? You can have a nose piercing.
You can have an eyebrow piercing. You can have
lip piercings. People do them on their cheeks.
Where's the cutoff for you? Because I'm good
with a nose piercing and an eyebrow piercing.
The only acceptable thing for me is a nose piercing.
Really? Yeah. I think I'd be okay with an eyebrow
piercing and a nose piercing. I think that's
my cutout. I don't think I'd give a shit about
how many piercings. What if it's like clanging
metal? Like if she had the four? and then the
four here and then every time she talked it went
cling cling cling cling cling cling that would
probably be a little irritating that would drive
me up a fucking wall I would be take your fucking
ring can't do an argument I can't hear you I
can't hear you over the clanging metal in your
face I would like you could crash out so hard
on that would you like a girl with gauges in
like huge fucking gauges I'm okay with gauges
but like if it gets to a certain point you're
like Come on, that's just stupid. Remember fucking
Dat Boy? Yeah, Dat Boy had gauges that were down
here. Yeah, by the way. That was nuts. You remember
Dat Boy having gauges? Yeah. Dat Boy. Dat Boy.
Kyle. Not Kyle. Other Kyle. Yeah. X -Born. He
was just before my time. Oh, yeah. He had massive
gauges. Like, huge gauges. It was nuts. Yeah.
I always thought those just look, they're not
very pleasing to look at. I don't mind the gauges
that are like smaller ones that are like, like
here, like that. Like I have to look super professional
now, but if I wasn't like going into like the
business field, I probably would have gauged
my ears. You're going to take those fucking earrings
out. No, actually they said they're all right.
As long as they're like just studs. My neighbor,
my old roommate, Sean, had massive gauges before
he lived with us. And he always talked. He's
like, oh, yeah, man. I want to grow them back
out and everything. I'd be like, why? Like, why?
Did you ever see the fucking, did you ever see
the Reddit post where somebody got fucked in
their gauge, the ear? And they got an infection
from it. And they had to, like, get, like, their
ear, like, cut off. Like, part of their ear cut
off. I've heard of people being fucked in the
ear. Yeah, they fucked the gauge hole. Oh, shit.
That's so nasty. And then once they posted their
ear swollen up all like this, and then they eventually
had part of their ear amputated because it was
too infected. Ugh, that's the nastiest shit.
Who gets off on that? It was like, oh, fuck that
ear. That's somebody who's been single for too
long. He's like, I'm going to fuck your ear.
Yeah, that's somebody who just needs to chase
even further and further shit. Nothing else does
it for him. I need to fuck your ear. It's a body
mutilation. Yeah. Probably gets off on the fact
he got cut off afterwards. Dude, I don't know.
I still don't get anal. I'm not a big anal guy.
I tried it once. It was not for me. It's been
a very sexual podcast. I'm not anal, though.
I hate it. It's stupid. That's because fucking
Dan is like on bold fucking testosterone. And
Tyler's just Tyler. Is this all we got now? It's
just fucking we talk about tits, ass, Kim Kardashian,
fucking micro penises. How long our dicks are.
Come on, guys. We got it. I don't give a shit
about politics anymore. I just want to talk about
my dick. I was going to say, I'll fucking talk
about stocks at this point. Just get me off the
fucking... Can we talk about how it's going to
be another fucking Florida Panthers and fucking
Edmonton fucking Stanley Cup again? I just want
fucking... What's his face? Fucking McDevo to
get a ring. Dude, I just fucking don't want the
fucking rat bastard to get another ring. Eh,
fuck Marchand. Fucking, dude, how... I fucking
hate the Florida Panthers. Like, there's no reason
they should be that good. Yeah, I'm not going
to lie. I've been pretty checked out when it
comes to fucking hockey pretty much all this
year just because the Sabres had such a disappointing
year. The Rangers showed signs of promise like
every other game, but it just like... It was
just fucked, dude. Yeah. Like I was so pissed
because like there was potential, but now the
Rangers got the, they got the two coaches from
team USA and the four nations face off as their
coaches now. Yeah. So that's a fucking, that's
a solid break right there. I think I got CC into
fucking baseball last night. I can't do baseball.
She fucking saw Jason Dominguez. Who's a Yankees.
Yeah. He's a Yankees right fielder. Every time
he comes up, he goes, Dominguez. And then fucking
he hit a walk -off bomb when they had like, it
was bottom of the ninth, down by two, with two
people on base, two outs, two strikes, down to
their last strike, and he fucking hit a home
run. And it was just like, oh my God, Dominguez,
Dominguez. This guy won his fucking jersey. I
thought Aaron Judge was the right fielder. oh
sorry no he is sorry i'm really fucking high
no uh left field he's left field yeah well judge
can play all of them right now he's playing he's
only played right field this year they got like
fucking 10 new names every season I'm genuinely
excited for the Giants this year. They had a
rough year last year, but Scataboo is a fucking
great running back. He's a hard runner, and you
got fucking Jackson Dart. And then you have Malik
Neighbors, who's still there. You got shit like
that. Yeah, but the Giants are going to find
a way to suck, dude. I hate to tell you, but
I've seen this. Have you seen their schedule?
It's fucking brutal. They play the fucking Eagles.
Obviously, they play the Eagles a couple times
because they're in the same division, but they
play the fucking cheap. they play um fuck dude
they're so the lions they dude like their schedule
is fucked they play the broncos like they're
they are they're in a rough fucking schedule
right now and i'm like i thought the sucky teams
were supposed to get the better schedules but
it's not like we're fucked but um Me and my brother
are trying to get tickets to go down for the
preseason game at MetLife, Bill's Giants. I was
wondering if you wanted to see if you could get
tickets with us. I probably should be able to,
yeah. It's on a Saturday, though. It's not on
a Sunday. It's Saturday, August 9th. When the
Giants play in Buffalo, you have to come. You
need to experience the Bills fans because Bills
games are unlike any sporting event. Giants fans
are hilarious because they'll just boo their
own team. If they're doing shitty, they'll just
be like, fuck you. I heard a fuck you chant when
they were losing by 30 when I was in MetLife.
They just hear, fuck you, fuck you, fuck the
entire crowd is chanting fuck you. And then I'm
like, oh. Bills games are just crazy. Any New
York team will boo their own team if they suck.
Yeah. They were fucking booing Judge in the playoffs
last year. But, dude, Bill's games are just crazy
because everybody, like, it's because they sucked
for so many years that the fun thing at Bill's
games to do was just everybody would get fucking
sloshed. Like, ever since I was a kid, I remember
it. Look how short Scataboo is, though. Look
at how tiny this motherfucker is. The one in
the middle. But like, dude, it's just when that's
the expectation going in. And then when the team
gets good, then the whole fucking city is just
rallying by and getting fucked up for every game.
Like it's the drunkest crowd I've ever been in
every game I got. It's just like people, like
fistfights are just so common. I've been to a
lot of places in football too. It's just like,
I've been to fucking, I've been to Pittsburgh
for games. I've been to Army -Navy games. I've
been to fucking Philly. I've been to fucking
Baltimore. You've been everywhere, man. I've
been everywhere. Bills, it's a different animal.
The first time I got fucked up, like blackout
drunk, I was in Buffalo. Yeah, that's all there
is to do out there. Dude, it's just this desolate,
gray, cold city. Like it always rains and all
it is is abandoned factories and shit. The only
thing that's going on is that football team.
So the crowd just goes fucking wild. Sports stadiums
that I've been to, I've been to MetLife for the
Giants. I've been to, it's not Three Rivers anymore.
What's the Pittsburgh called now? Whatever. The
old Three Rivers Stadium. I've been to Foxborough
for the Patriots Giants. I went to Madison Square
Garden for the Rangers. Where else did I go?
I haven't been to Buffalo yet. Buffalo. It's
not like anywhere else. I've been to the MVP
Arena for the fucking Firebirds. Let's fucking
go. Give them a hand. Give them the fucking hand.
Let's go, Firebirds. Come on, Casey. I don't
know who the Firebirds are. That's fine. Just
clap. They're our arena football team, Casey.
And also, they're in the fucking playoffs. They're
in the semifinals currently. Oh, like the Albany
team? The Albany Firebirds, baby. What did they
used to be called? The Empire. But that was a
different league, though. Mm -hmm. But, yeah.
God, the fucking Empire was electric. I hate
the Empire. They had Tommy Grady as their quarterback.
Like, Tommy Grady and he wore number 12. It was
like the most fucking... And the dude won the
MVP in the league like three years in a row with
Albany. They won the championship for like...
Three years. Yeah, two or three years in a row.
I didn't know that. Did you know that the Albany
Firebirds and the Albany... Basically, the Albany
Arena... universe we'll call it they've been
to the championship more times than any other
arena team has in the entire history of the league
yeah like the albany's for the arena teams have
always been fucking insane like albany's just
been really good for arena they're undefeated
right now i still just can't believe the fact
that just like it all was because what's his
face antonio brown came in and just started fucking
the team up so bad that they went out of business
it was just sad Just a man with CTE just came
in. He's like, oh, Albany has something good.
Oh, yeah, fuck that. Really nice and good. My
mom's fucking connection at a fucking... radio
station that did a bunch of shit for them. So
that he like made this, he signed up for this
whole fucking party thing. Oh, he did say there
was going to be a bunch of food and all this
stuff. Yeah. And it all came in and then he just
chose not to pay it. He's not on the team anymore,
right? No, he got, he got, he was the owner.
He got booted three years ago. I think his dad,
Antonio Brown was on the firebirds back in a
day. Yeah. His dad was, and he was really good.
He was, he was the, he was Antonio Brown's dad,
a touchdown, Eddie Brown. was voted the best
arena player ever. Like he got like the award
for best arena player ever for the Albany Firebirds.
Yeah. And then Antonio Brown just let me buy
my dad's team and just fucking. destroy it so
so Casey I know you don't know who Antonio Brown
is but I'll do I do he's the guy who you know
he had a big controversy he joined the fucking
Albany Empire and he was like fuck you know his
shirt off in the middle of a game yeah I want
to tell you about what happened before that I
saw I saw that shit yeah he just whipped his
dick out at a pool one yeah yeah it during the
game he ripped his shirt off he ripped his helmet
off threw it into the crowd and then flipped
off the entire crowd and then ran away i saw
that yeah i just see that and he's like like
and everybody's like he was and also the sad
thing is he was a really good dude before the
cte like took it yeah he had a really bad hit
and then like what's his face that asshole yeah
like definitely like a massive concussion and
like ever since then he's been like unhinged
but like before that like he was like a really
cool guy like he was like humble like donated
a whole bunch of money doing like all this shit
then he got like massively hit and then he just
turned into an absolute psychopath there's so
many people that have done that like what's the
one fucking wwe guy oh fucking uh the guy who
killed his family yeah he killed his family and
then himself junior say oh yeah he was the Chargers
best linebacker of all time was that the one
who went to the office and blew his head off
with a shotgun or is that the other guy yeah
that's crazy yeah it's just dude he's fucking
scary yeah it's it's fucking absolutely wild
that's like why all these fucking I mean, outside
of the steroids and all the other shit that some
of the players do. Like when Ray Rice fucking
destroyed his fucking wife. How can you just
take a hit to the head and decide you want to
kill your family? It doesn't work that way. It
just causes chemical imbalances. It's not just
that. It's just because you get hit so many times
it actually damages your brain to the point where
your brain starts to shrink. Yeah, you're just
overaggressive and you're forgetful. It's just
awful. Hey, Jamie, look up on your computer.
real quick a normal brain versus a CTE brain
and then you'll know what we're talking about
but like CTE I know what you're talking about
no but like look at the difference in the brain
like you can actively see the difference in advanced
CTE brain and a normal brain thank you Jamie
Casey's going to throw his fucking laptop. I
do, yeah. You know, it looks like Alzheimer's
where the brain kind of shrinks and there's less
brain matter. Yeah, there's a lot less brain
matter. I'm pretty sure. And when you get that
when you're super young, it's going to make you
very depressed. That's just from trauma, from
taking a hit. Yeah, that's from massive amounts
of just repeated head trauma. And when you have
that when you're 50. you're just gonna feel like
you're losing your fucking mind but you're still
completely capable there's actually there's there's
there besides football and boxing there's another
thing that is um confirmed to give people cte
do you know what that is what you know what the
the second like the biggest like thing outside
of sports that give you cte is You're going to
say weed, aren't you? No. No, it's military service
because if bombs are going off, it shakes your
brain inside your head. And they actually did
confirmation studies on people that after they
were exposed to bombs going off in combat, they
did get CTE afterwards. Oh. Yeah. Because even
if it didn't shake your whole body, it shook
your head enough where your brain was doing that
back and forth. So football players are going
through it as much as soldiers do. I guess I
will say it that way. This is a crazy way to
relate that. But they have a similar level of
head trauma, I'd say. Not psychological trauma.
But like actual physical head trauma, I would
say it's comparable. Not like mental trauma.
Yeah, I played football for 13 years and I boxed
for five. I'm pretty sure I have a little bit.
Not like advanced CTE, but I probably have CTE
a little bit. But you can't tell until you're
dead. You got something, Tyler. You know that.
Just makes you who you are. All those football
players freaked out when Derek Hamlin died and
then came back. Tomorrow, yeah. I watched that
live. That was crazy. I related watching that
to 9 -11. That was a wild relating thing. Were
you just high when that happened? Very. I always
am, especially after the break. Do you walk that
one back a little bit? Yeah, I walk it back,
but I will say it was a very bad way to relate.
I know the point I was trying to make, which
it was just an utter state of shock and sadness.
Obviously, not nearly prolific as fucking 9 -11
was or on the same scale. Not the same stakes
at all. I remember that. We had an episode and
you were like, this is my 9 -11. And I was like,
what the fuck? This is not 9 -11. 9 -11 was fucking
terrible, Ali Mack. It was not a fucking football
player dying. Really? Well, that's just what
I meant. Fucking 2 ,997 people died. I meant
through, like, the narrow lens of just the reactions
in the room at the time. Not about what it was
for. That's because you were in a Buffalo crowd,
right? Yeah, he was in a Buffalo bar. Yeah, we
were in a drunk Buffalo crowd. And it was a massive
game. Everybody was super excited to see it.
And DeMar Hamill just fucking died. Like, this
is one of those bars where, like, during the
plays, the whole fucking bar is dead silent.
And then you talk after the play and everything.
But, like, people are locked in. Like, your only
real fans are there. When he just went down,
CeCe was just like, I'm not going to tell this
story again. But, like, I knew that he was fucking
dead before most people did. And then they announced
it. They're like, now the EMTs are locking in.
Fucking, they're on their shit. So they were
getting word from the field that the CPR was
being performed. Yeah, they put a Lucas on him.
Yeah, and they were just, it was just fucking,
The whole crowd was just like, it was just a
weird vibe. That's the only way I was relating
it. Did they stop the game after that? Did they
end it and replay it at a different time, I think?
They did replay it. No, they actually didn't
because it was late enough in the schedule that
they didn't award it. It was just technically
a no contest. It was a no contest? Because I
think that was one of the only football games
that ended in a no contest. Because they couldn't.
You couldn't continue a game after that. Your
friend just died. And even the week afterwards,
because it looked like the Bills were probably
going to win that game, and then they fucking
lost bad to them in the playoffs. Because everybody
was like, it would have been the most storybook
thing ever if they fucking played that team and
beat them. But the thing is... I think the Bills
got, like, shook by that so much that that could
have been a Super Bowl winning year. But that
just shook them so much they couldn't do it.
For sure. How are you supposed to focus, like,
on the field when something like that happens?
Like, that's the one thing I know I'm not going
to go in a long F1 spiel here. But, like, F1's
crazy. Like, somebody will die in a race and
they'll just hold it the next day. It's fucking
wild. I'm more of a, I'm into rallies, bro. Rally,
rally races are so much more fun. I feel like
I just, I don't know. I enjoy, I enjoy watching
them and I enjoy watching like, uh, the endurance
series too. Like the 24 hours of Le Mans. Like
that's. That's fucking cool. I just feel like
F1 drivers are super pretentious. Every racer
everywhere is pretentious. Except NASCAR drivers
are just fucking hillbillies. The only difference
with the F1 is that F1 makes like the drama between
people just way more center stage. Also, they're
European, so it kind of makes them more pretentious
just by being European. I mean, I think that's
a pretty pretentious thing to say. I hate Europeans.
Do you hear that? The Europeans out there? What
the fuck is wrong with you? You're fucking German.
I know, but I hate them. They're annoying assholes.
But you're also a Nazi. I'm not a Nazi. You're
fucking white, which means you come from fucking
Europe. I know I'm white and I know I come from
Europe, but these Europeans are always talking
shit. I got a fucking story to tell. All because
I brought up F1. Fuck Europe. I got a fucking
story to tell. You shut the fuck up, Casey. You
want to be like European -Americans then? Yes.
So I got a fucking story to tell here. So I was
scrolling through Instagram reels the other day.
And, uh, one of the reels I got was like an AI
voice. Like, you know, like the AI voice, like
things being this, like a reading a Reddit post,
like type thing. Yeah. So I was, I was scrolling
through and it was just like things that Europeans
aren't like prepared to hear from an American.
And like, it like listed off, like, like different,
like bad things about Europe. And then I went
to the comments and there's a whole bunch of
Europeans being like, well, America's actually
there. And I was fucking reading these comments
and I was getting fucking heated. I'm like, you
fuck. fucking European assholes. What'd they
say? Let me see if I can find the fucking thing
and read some of the comments. Yeah, but if,
dude, if they made the same thing about us, we
would have fucking tore the comment section apart
too. But it's things that we already know. Like,
let me see, things, Europe. Well, it's probably
the same with them. Yeah, but like, I'm like,
fuck you guys. Well, I don't, I like Europe.
I like Europe a lot. I have no problem with the
Europeans. I don't like them. The fucking Native
Americans were here before us. That's fucking
great, Casey. You're always going to bring it
back to some fucking leftist fucking bullshit.
I don't think that's really leftist. It's more
just historical. They actually were. We actually
killed like 99 % of them. How is this? Is this
not technically their land? Yeah. Oh, my fucking
God, Casey. Shut the fuck up. Well, we can't
give it back now, Casey. We can't just give it
back. There's none left. Who are we giving it
to? The ridiculously small population? The fucking
people that sell you cigars for no tax. The Cubans?
no the indians the indians oh my god the native
americans holy shit you two can't fucking be
politically correct if you tried dude oh my god
i can't find the video but like it was just like
like Europeans cannot comprehend the size of
America. Also United States, American citizens
aren't uncultured because we haven't been able
to go to different countries because in Europe,
you can go to a different country. Like we go
to a fucking different state, but they're like,
they're, they're like, well, you are uncultured
because you haven't been to Europe or you haven't
been to this. It's like, I have to cross a fucking
ocean to go to Europe. You fucking Mongoloids.
I fuck, shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck.
up you fucking asshole and like the one guy's
like yup typical Americans not understanding
anything about Europe I'm like fuck you my fucking
American pride just goes through the roof whenever
some fucking limey bastard says some shit about
America and I'm like fuck you fuck you you fucking
limey fuck you shut the fuck up and they're just
like oh England's actually so much better we
have trains that go everywhere yeah how about
a train they're like how about you get a train
that goes from New York to Florida it's like
with what fucking money and you know how long
it would take for a train to go from New York
to Florida a day and a half that's insane that's
fucking insane you can't get high speed rails
across America this fucking YouTube video really
has it really got me you're the fucking speed
train bro Fuck that. It would take a day and
a half. It would break it down. If they knew
that this was your reaction, they would laugh.
I fucking hate them. I hate Europeans. They're
fucking assholes, dude. They're out here and
they're fucking saying America's bullshit. Well,
you're bullshit. You're bullshit, Europe. You
don't understand the United States of America,
brother. America first. America rules. You can't
tell me I suck. We busted your country out of
soap. Goddamn God flicks. We're the only reason
you don't speak German currently you motherfuckers
damn I Was watching you know that guy, but that
guy that I said went to North Korea And he actually
went to India, and he was like, this country
fucking sucks. He was like, it smells like shit
everywhere. They saw a guy just shitting and
pissing in the street. Like, they fucking just
shit in the street. Where is this? India. Oh,
boy. Yeah. Well, yeah, their population's fucking
crazy. They have no traffic laws. They fucking
just honk at each other to go. They just honk
at each other. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Well,
it's not perfect. That made me so fucking angry,
those motherfuckers. I hate them. I hate it.
These motherfuckers out here. You'd realize they're
like our biggest allies, right? Yeah, and they
don't shut the fuck up about how fucking cool
they are. Fuck you. Europe sucks. America's cooler.
Shut the fuck up. You just want to be American,
you fuck. Dude, I think it would be cool to go
to Europe and go to Paris and London. Rowan shit.
Dublin. Don't you want to go to Vatican City,
the fucking home of your fucking Catholic church?
Yeah, but that's a fucking sovereign nation.
It's not in the European Union. It's its own
thing. But it's in Rome. I'm going to go to Edinburgh
so bad. It's south of Rome. Fucking Scotland.
It's in the middle of fucking Rome. It's its
own fucking thing. But the Pope's cool. I like
the Pope. I, uh... I have a quote from the Pope
here that Casey read there, and I think that
it really encapsulates this new Pope, and I thought
that he was pretty cool. Yeah, the Pope is a
fucking whoop. Woke Pope, Tyler. This is a direct
quote from Pope Leo XIV. Yep. Brothers and sisters,
I speak to you, especially those who no longer
believe, no longer hope, no longer pray because
they think God has left. To those who are fed
up with the scandals, with misuse of power, and
the silence that the church sometimes seems to
have in place, it seems more like a palace than
a home. I too was angry with God. I too saw good
people die. Children suffer. Grandparents cry
without medicine. And yes, there were days when
I prayed and only felt an echo. But then I discovered
something. God doesn't shout. God whispers. And
sometimes he whispers from the mud, from pain,
from a grandmother who feeds you without having
anything. I don't come to you and offer you a
perfect faith. I come to you to tell you that
a faith is a walk in stones, puddles, and unexpected
hugs. I'm not asking you to believe in everything.
I'm asking you to not close the door on God.
Give a chance to God who waits for you without
judgment. I'm a priest who saw God in the smile
of a woman who lost her son, yet she cooked for
others. That changed me. So if you're broken,
if you don't believe, if you're tired of lies,
come anyways. Come with your angers, your doubts,
and your dirty backpack, because no one here
will ask you for a VIP card. Because this church,
as long as I breathe, will be a home for the
homeless and a rest for the weary. God doesn't
need soldiers. God needs brothers. And yes, you,
you are one of them. All right there, Joelstein.
I like that quote because even if you don't believe,
we will still take you in. I don't believe in
the Catholic faith and fucking Catholic God and
Catholic traditions, but I still have some spirituality,
which is like you can still be spiritual but
not believe in the Catholic God. So I think that's
what he's trying to say. So are you actually
saying that you don't? That you actually believe
that there could be a creator? No, I believe
that there may be like some kind of afterlife
or like some kind of reincarnation and that like
ghosts or like people, spirits of people could
be real. Do you believe that we have souls, Casey?
It could be possible, you know, if there's an
afterlife, your fucking soul goes into ghost
mode. Your soul goes into ghost mode. You become
a ghost and you fucking haunt your fucking old
apartment. You fucking haunt your old apartment
like fucking Carol, right? Yeah. Do you believe
in a soul, Ally Mac? It's not even really worth
asking if you ask me. It's, to me, like, if you...
I think, yeah, probably. But at the same time,
it's not something I stress over. It's just...
If there is a higher power, I think they're going
to take care of me. Because I think that... I
don't think that I've been an awful human being.
And I think, ultimately, it's a judge of character
at the end of the day. If there is a good place
and a bad place. And it's like, there's no evidence
here that I can see to make me believe anything.
So, I'm not going to blindly believe, but I am
going to be open to the... and hope that there
is something. Well, what about demons? Do you
believe that there is a demonic force out there
that is trying to make us do bad things or cause
us to see bad things? I don't necessarily think
I would call it demons or demonic, but yeah,
I think that... Like, it's everything that we
feel. Like, you do feel like that greed and lust
and the seven deadly sins and all that. But I
don't necessarily associate that with demons.
No, like fucking Sirius says in fucking Harry
Potter, there's good and evil in everybody. You
just have to choose which one you want to be.
Yeah. I just, I want to backtrack a little bit
to the Pope thing. I did think that the... fucking
can't remember who I heard cover it, but they
were talking just about like how all the news,
the news channels were covering it. And just
the way that it's the way some of the commentators
sounded were so funny. They're like, okay. And
we're here. We're awaiting the smoke. Yeah. It's
black smoke for like, like, all right. The Pope
has been elected 20 minutes ago. We're just waiting
here to, for him to come out. One was like, well,
I don't see him on the balcony yet. It's been
an hour and 48 minutes. So presumably we believe
the Pope is not on the balcony. They are somewhere
else right now. It's an hour and 49 minutes now.
He's just running out of shit to talk about.
By the time the white smoke came, it does appear
as if it's white in nature. Yeah, no, the black
was definitely black earlier. We got white smoke,
everybody. They do that shit for like fucking
14 hours. It's like they were announcing a fucking
walk -off home run. I remember listening to that
shit when I was for Pope John Paul or whatever
his name is. He was a fucking Nazi Pope? No,
the guy that was elected in like 2006. The Nazi
Pope, yeah, he was a Nazi. Why was he a Nazi?
He was a Nazi sympathizer. Catholics really hated
him. Yeah, he was like the first Pope in like
500 years that... Like, left office before dying.
Like, actually retiring. Yeah, he was a piece
of shit. Everybody hated him. Oh. Everybody hated
him. All of his followers fucking hated him.
I think woke pope 2 .0 is a good thing for the
world. It's not a woke pope. He's a moderate,
if anything. He's a woke pope. He's a moderate.
Woke pope 2. Oh, my God. This shouldn't be about
politics, gentlemen. It's not about politics.
It's about Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Oh, my God. I
feel like we should wrap it up. I feel like we're
running out of steam here. I don't know. Captain
Quantum would probably have something to say.
I don't know. Casey's just going to fucking fall
asleep if we do Captain Quantum. Jesus Christ.
Dude, Casey was so pissed. We got to get fucking
Captain Quantum on the podcast. That would be
crazy. Captain Quantum fucking pissed Casey off
so much because we were playing Call of Duty
yesterday. Oh, man. Let me check the email. And
fucking Captain Quantum came out and Casey's
like, who the fuck is Captain Quantum? I fucking
can't believe I spent $20 on that. $20 for that
skin. I paid $11. You did say something yesterday
which made me feel a little bit better. I was
beating myself up over the purchase. You're like,
oh, bro, is that a reactive skin? I was like,
oh, yeah, the more people I kill, the more I
can see my skeleton. That's pretty cool. Inside,
I'm still like, this is so fucking stupid. Yeah,
because I paid $11 for a fucking skin, and I
was just like, oh. I just love how it's Adler,
too, because everything he says is super serious.
I don't know, just 86, 10 more of them or something
like that. And just like a dude running around
with big, glowing, scary yellow eyes and a red
jumpsuit with fucking electrons swirling around
him. It's Captain Quantum. All right. I don't
know what the fuck these guys are talking about.
Casey, you got that vape on you by chance. We
got an email from the Jesus Christ of Latter
-day Saints again. Oh, shit. Let's read it. Let's
hear what they got to say. Inner peace is possible,
I am back. Okay. Tell me about it. If you have
regrets, you can start again. You just can't
seem to let go. If you have regrets, you just
can't seem to let go of real peace is possible
through Jesus Christ. Life can be hard, but tackling
your challenges with Jesus Christ's help can
make it easier. Looking for more peace in your
life? Missionaries can help you draw closer to
Jesus Christ and find peace he offers. I love
how it's like they're listing out six different
sales pitches as if this one didn't get you.
How about this one? How about this one? Yeah,
Jesus. Are you warming up yet? I took this awesome
picture of my fiance coming out of the bathroom.
She's like... Looks just distressed. She looks
like a fucking anvil just fell into the floor.
Oh, shit. Casey. Can you give me some runaway?
What? Can you give me some runaway on the fucking
piano here? Yeah. After we wrap it up again,
because I have to change the settings. Well,
give me something now. What do we got now? Lay
something on me. Play us out. Play us out. Thanks
for listening to our podcast. Like us on Facebook
and X. Or not. If you're an Indian scammer, go
fuck yourself. If you're Indian Scammerville...
We invite you to attempt to scam us. We'll see
if we fall for it. Alright. What's our email?
On top of podcast 73 at gmail .com. Well, I think
we probably lost any of our Indian or European
listeners in this one. So definitely the European
crowd is not going to be too big of fans with
us after this one. I just had to cancel two of
my debit card and my credit card today because
I got a text from the DMV that said my license
was going to be suspended. I did pay a 23 cent
toll. Did you pay it? No, I put my card information.
Oh, my God, Casey. It looks like exactly. Casey,
come on. It looked exactly like the fucking B
&B website. Dude, they don't send any. It's so
easily because I got that text. I got that text
and I was like, oh shit, they're going to suspend
my license. So I looked it up. I did a little
research and it's a complete scam. The DMV came
out and they said, they're like, we will never
send you anything over text. Look at the fucking
number. It's not an American number. It's 63.
You know what that is? India. That's what the
nation code is. It's fucking 63 and it's an Indian
fucking scammer. And you're like, I guess I got
to put in my credit card information. Oh my God,
Casey. I just woke up. I just woke up and I was
fucking like out of it. I woke up from like a
fucking dream and I actually found a guy on Reddit
that said like, oh yeah, I just woke up. So I
put my credit card information in this. I was
like, yeah. Are you sure you're not just saying
that to justify it? No, I literally woke up this
morning and it said, we will suspend your fucking,
you know, it's an easy pass. We will suspend
your driver's license if you don't fucking pay
the stall. So how did you find it was a scam?
Did it freeze your card? I looked up the... after
you gave them your information you fucking looked
it up oh my god that means you knew it was sketchy
but you fucking did it anyways you dirty dog
so here's the thing here's the thing it looks
like it looks like exactly the dmv website and
when you click the links it's like home and like
account and stuff it would direct you to the
actual one. I know I did the same thing and I
clicked on it, but my fucking scam alert was
still going off. I got the same text. I'm telling
you, I went there and I was like, cause I, they
almost got me too. Because I tapped a link on
the website and then I used that one and said,
is this legit? And it said yes. But then I was
like, it still doesn't feel right. Like on Reddit
you can see. Did you go on Reddit? I didn't go
on Reddit, but I saw literally same Google AI
or whatever gave me the AI answer. And it's like,
yes, they're aware of a scam going on right now.
And they will never send anything by text. That's
usually how they get you. But also the thing
that made me realize it wasn't like if if they
sent you a text, the text message, the link that
was in there would have been a lot better. Like
they're not going to send you a bitly link, which
was what mine was like. They're going to send
you some shit from like DMV dot gov or some shit
like that. Yeah, they fucking, you know, they
really disguised it well. So I was like, this
is actually like. I just think that you're just
genuinely stupid, Casey. I just woke up. I woke
up from a fucking, you know. Don't you have a
fucking master's degree? Fuck you. You know what?
I don't understand how he fell for this scam
now because he has a fucking master's degree.
And you know how much of a scam college is? He's
willing to pay that much money to a fucking college?
Of course he's going to fail. Dude, literally
like four minutes. No, I don't have a master's
degree. I have a bachelor's degree. In what?
Biology. Human biology. Why would you get that?
All right, Jeffrey Dahmer. I was like three or
four minutes and I was like, oh, what the fuck
am I doing? Like, well, better do this for the
next four years. I was like, I was like, I better
Google if this is a scam. Oh, my God. That's
all right, Casey. You did the right thing and
you knew it was fishy after the fact. That's
so fucking stupid. But what made you what made
you decide to look it up? Oh, because like the
whole wording of it was like, you know, I don't
think the DMV. necessarily text people when they
owe a toll. Although I did get a text from the
DMV that was like your credit card information
is invalid and it actually was. Dude, I got this
fucking thing in the mail the other day and it's
from some agency that's a... So this exact text,
huh? This one? Enforcement? Oh, yeah. So this
text, I'll show you that. I have it. Yeah, okay,
so look at the number there, Casey, okay? See
the number? See the plus 63 right there? Yeah.
Oh, no, mine didn't have a phone number on it.
The plus 63 means that it's a different fucking
country code. How the fuck would a different
country code be the thing that the fucking New
York State fucking Department of Motor Vehicles
do? That is the stupidest fucking thing. I feel
like we drilled that point home already. Listen
here. I'm about to turn 30. I'm not fucking a
zoomer like I have. practically mastered the
internet but you guys are fucking you know autistic
about it so the plus 63 country you guys are
fucking on the next level it's in the fucking
philippines casey that's what the fucking country
yeah we get it i get it i get you're paying some
fucking retard into philippines money the one
that i got i got a fucking thing in the mail
that said that my 401k from a previous employer
like the one who handled the 401k that company
went out of business so they took it over and
they needed information from me yeah and it was
written in the most poor fucking like it was
very clearly somebody typed it but like the grammar
was all over the place and i was like this can't
be real no it wasn't like that though i know
i looked it up and it was the place was real
i'm i still haven't given them my information
because like i'm waiting until i get one that
is a little bit more like legible before i like
buy into it because someone still tells me like
it says the links legit and everything but i
don't know maybe Maybe they're flooding websites
saying it's real. Like, I don't fucking know.
I put in my credit card, so it said it was invalid.
So I put in my debit card. Oh, my God. You did
both of them. Oh, my God. So anyway, I had to
book both. Wow, they fucking doubled down. I
had to cancel both this week. Holy shit. What
the fuck? Do you have auto pay on a bunch of
those things? No. That's always what I hate about
getting a new debit card. I had to put in the
info for a bunch of other stuff. like a whole
bunch of shit and i'm like dude this sucks i
just like hate it you log into spotify and it's
like oh your subscription didn't go through it's
like fuck you okay fine take my money just makes
you more conscious of the fact of i mean i honestly
i think it's a good thing though because there's
been so many subscriptions to shit that's like
timed out because of that that i forgot i had
it's like rocket money for free you just get
a new debit card Change the zip code attached
to it. Yeah, Casey, that's tough, but I'm glad
you got through it. The important thing is that
they didn't buy anything, did they? No, I literally
got a new card within an hour after I did it.
Okay, good. Oh, yeah, no, they just bought a
condo in L .A. with the money, actually. Allie
Mac, you want to go out this episode? Go out.
Eating some hot fucking buffalo wings. I will
do one wing. Fuck yeah. We got some hot wings
here. I will do one wing. We got boneless or
bone in here? Boneless. Okay. They're really
fucking hot. I tried them before. Okay. B -dubs?
You want any ranch? No, I'll be alright. I'm
a blue cheese guy anyways. Did you see that Helldivers,
they're coming out with a fuck, they, the Super
Earth is being invaded currently. So, like, I
thought about playing it again, but I didn't.
It's pretty hot, I like it though. I'm sorry,
I was focused on spice. What about Helldivers,
this new shit? Yeah, the fucking, the new fucking
thing is, the new invasion is they're invading
actual Earth now. So you actually get to fight
on Earth. That's pretty cool. I was like, I don't
know. I looked into it. I'm like, I want to play
that, but also nobody that I know plays anymore.
I would. I'd have to download Helldivers again.
I'm playing my PS5 all the fucking time right
now. So am I. I took Doom Eternal back from my
brother, so I want to play that too. Mom said
it's my turn with Doom Eternal. I bought it,
and he just fucking stole it. Because when I
still live with my parents, I bought Doom Eternal.
And then when I moved out, I left a couple of
my games there because I just didn't take them
out. And then I came back and all my games are
on my brother's shelf. I'm like, you motherfucker.
How's it? I'll do one more. How's it? I'm not
housing it. You're housering it. Isn't it spicy?
It's spicy, but my palate, I've been eating a
lot of spicy stuff lately. That's what you get
when you get a Latino girlfriend. Yeah, I can
kind of tank this pretty well, honestly. Damn.
You got it. I mean, it's hot, but it's like I
feel it. I'm not going to bullshit you and tell
you it's not spicy. I feel it, bro. All right.
Thanks for listening. Like us on Facebook and,
you know, as always, be kind to yourselves. And
each other. We out. Fuck off. For all we know,
robots have souls. We just don't know if they
do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been
a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts. extended episode where
the fuck did the pyramids come from where the
fuck did stone edge come from you're telling
me that they didn't die and become ghosts oh
they're killing they're killing already born
babies and sell them to the chinese aliens exist
as somewhere in china all right in some base
what the fuck there are super soldiers that are
at least nine or ten feet tall Okay, so did they
come from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to them. feel them die of this
virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds they know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real they're going to sink money into
them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going Cut it open, you're going
to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell
you their technology. It's absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord
Kitten. is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real, okay?
Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing
this shit. George Soros actually worked...