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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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It's episode 106. I'm here with Dan, Tyler, and

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Allie back. What's up? The whole crew right off

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the rip. You don't see this very often. You don't.

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Black Sabbath. You ever fucking want to die?

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What? What? What did you say? Dan, what are you

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taking today? Dan's all fucking amped up. What

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am I taking today? You're fucking amped up. You're

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like on cocaine or something. That's just a tea

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he's got there. I was expecting like four shots.

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I'm on some decaf coffee. Decaf tea. Oh, it's

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decaf? Yeah. Holy fuck. Alright, I'll be honest.

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A little bit of Ritalin. Just a little bit. Just

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a touch. Just a quick. How many milligrams are

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we talking here, Dan? Oh, just a quick. you know,

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two, three milligrams. Okay. Nothing serious.

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Just a little, just a little nibble off of a

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concert. A little, all that is just a little,

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it's like a cup of coffee. That's all that is.

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Yeah. Just a cup of coffee. It's going to last

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eight hours, but yeah, that's it. Yeah. Uh, we

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got a lot of fucking stuff happening this week.

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Oh, fucking Biden's going to die. He's got stage

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four cancer. Wait, really? Yeah. Yeah. He's got

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stage four trust. What the fuck? His doctor said

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he was fine last year. Did I bet that Biden was

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going to die next? I can't remember who my presidential

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death bet was. I certainly started taking bets.

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I tried to do that and you guys were like, that's

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immoral. We all gave our pick and then you came

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in and you're like, I don't know if I can. I

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don't know if I should. Well, he was the actual

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president at the time. So when do you think he'll

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die? Oh, man. I say I give him till Halloween.

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He'll die on Halloween. He'll die on Halloween.

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Wait, can we do the date? Are we betting the

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date? You can't imagine if he dies on Halloween.

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I'm really setting up the bet. What do you say,

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Dan? Halloween. Halloween. He's going to die

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on Halloween. October 31st. Yeah, the morning

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of Halloween. I think he's got three months left.

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Three months from today. Whatever date that comes

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to, I think he's got three months. Well, why

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don't you figure it out? November 17th. Okay.

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Tyler says November 17th. So I'm August 22nd.

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August 22nd. August 22nd? Yep. Okay. We've got

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to remember episode 106. I'm going to ask Alexa

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later. Well, we've got to get ChatGPT in on this,

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too. Dude, this crinkled up one feels so real.

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Doesn't it? What am I going to say? I'm going

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to say he makes me tell Christmas. Say he dies

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on Sunbird 28th. That's what Christmas is. No,

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I'm saying it'll last a few days after Christmas.

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You're just doing that so it's the last date.

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No, I really think because remember Alex Trebek?

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He was diagnosed with stage 40. He made it like

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two years. Yeah, but he's probably had it for

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like three and they didn't disclose it. No, Biden's

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probably had it for a while, but they just...

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I don't know. They said he was healthy. Take

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care of your prostates, boys. Jerk off, bro.

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That's how you fucking prevent... prostate cancer

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actually. Yeah, it is. You told me Alex Trebek

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wasn't jerking off every day. That's how you

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get prostate cancer is you don't jerk off. It's

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not the only way you get prostate cancer though.

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Because your fucking prostate is just sitting

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there. Let's clarify. All the fucking cum is

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just sitting there and just fucking, you know,

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collecting dust. Every guy. Collecting cancer

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cells. Every guy dies with prostate cancer. Every

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guy has prostate cancer. Every guy dies with

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prostate cancer. Yes. Yeah, that's how prevalent

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prostate cancer is. It's only when it gets to

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a point where it's really bad. Every guy dies

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with prostate cancer. Really? Yes. What if they

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shove the penis up my butt and then they're like,

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yep, that's what the doctors do. They shove a

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penis up you and then that's how the doctor checks

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for prostate cancer. I think you're going to

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the wrong doctor. That's a hell of a proctologist.

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He comes and he's like, whoa! Are you finding

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your doctor on Grindr? Come to think of it, he

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never asked me for any of my insurance. He just

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did that. He goes, yep, you're good. He actually

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paid me. Come back tomorrow. I wouldn't say every

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male has product to stay cancer. I feel like

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that's a fucking lie. You think I just made that

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up? Yes. Yes, actually, I do. I'm sure there's

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some element of truth to it. I bet it is extremely

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prevalent, but I think to say blanket that that's

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like what we consider dying of old age. You don't

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jerk off? That's what you get, Dan. Dude, but

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every guy jerks off. But Biden doesn't jerk.

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You think Biden's jerking it in the White House?

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Oh, absolutely. He's cranking his dog, dude.

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Biden's too old to crank his dog. Sorry, not

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every man. 60 to 80 % of men over age 80. So

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we're talking about death from natural causes.

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have microscopic evidence of prostate cancer

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on autopsy. Age 80. Yeah. So basically people

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that are dying from natural causes, right? Anything

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before that, you're probably dying from like

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a heart attack or something. I don't know. But

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anybody who dies from like natural causes, basically

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if you make it to old age, you're going to die

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with prostate cancer. Damn. Yeah. You know what

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pisses me off? What? Remember like... how supermodels

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looked in the nineties, how they had nothing.

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They were just fucking sticks. It was like the

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heroin skinny food. I hated that looks awful.

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That's like, I feel like that's the worst time

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in beauty. It didn't look good at all. I mean,

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Pam Anderson was pretty hot, dude. Well, she

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had tits. The rest of them did it. Yeah. Yeah.

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Like I'm talking about like the base, like level,

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like, like quote unquote models of the nineties

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were all like stick people. Like it looked like

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a fucking five -year -old just drew a stick person.

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And they're like, that's the most beautiful thing

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on the planet right now. Yeah. You, Yeah, but

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I don't know, dude. I need a girl with an ass

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and some tits and maybe some meat on her bones.

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I don't like fucking rail -thin bitches. Petite

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is hot, too. Dude. It is. God, I want to agree

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with both of you. You're both bringing compelling

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arguments here. Here's what they found. They

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found that guys are more likely to marry a woman

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who's petite and more likely to cheat on her

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with a girl who's curvy. That's a weird fucking

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statement. Why do I almost understand, though?

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Not that I would ever, ever cheat, but I feel

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like I understand the thought process. You're

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missing out on a girl that'll treat you right.

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You lock in on the one that's petite. And kind

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of like trophy wife -ish. Yeah, and then you

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want to fuck the... And then you want to bang

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the curvy one. The curvy girls are the best ones,

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dude. In my humble opinion, in my dating life,

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the curvy ones were better. Yeah. What about

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you, Casey? What do you think? I like... Kind

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of like, you know, a little in between. I think,

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you know, both is okay. That is the most generic

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answer. That is a political answer. That is a

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politician answer. You know, why can't we just

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have both? Yeah, why are we, why do we even,

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it's all about what's on the inside, actually.

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You know what I like best? Personality. Shut

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up, Tyler. I do, actually. I like a girl with

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a nice rack. I like a girl with a nice personality.

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Nice rack, a nice ass, some fucking, you know,

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thick thighs. Hell yeah. You sound like fucking

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Trump. They need a big ass. Big tits. Meat on

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their bones, people. Come on, guys. Hey, you

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want to eat the fucking, you want the fucking

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turkey leg without anything on it, or do you

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want a nice meaty turkey leg? Let's be real.

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That metaphor only gets you so far. What? You

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want to eat the bone? Well, I'm not comparing

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the leg of a woman to the leg of a chicken. I'm

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not eating it. I'm not eating the leg. I'm looking

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at it and touching it. Look, I'm not even disagreeing

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with it. They're breedable, dude. You know how

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I shared the picture earlier and I was like,

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girl or tranny? Yeah. I didn't see that one.

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That was a girl I had a crush on in middle school.

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So I want to ask you guys. Hold on a second.

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What do the people that you found hot when you

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were younger, what do they look like now? They're

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still hot. The girls that I had a crush on in

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middle school? Are you talking like celebrities?

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No, like people that you knew. Well, there was

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a girl that I was in love with in middle school

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who was six foot tall in middle school, and I

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was just like, Head over heels for her. She didn't

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grow anymore after that, obviously. But she was

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like six feet tall in middle school and she had

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to wear a back brace because, you know, scoliosis

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and shit. But I really liked her a lot. I bet

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you did. And I thought my music teacher was hot.

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Oh, damn, Tyler. No, it's fine. My music teacher

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in fucking... I think middle school had fucking

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humongous tits. What was her name, Casey? Let's

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have her on. Her name was Miss Spooner. And everybody

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would be like, I want to fucking bury myself

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in Miss Spooner's tits. Jesus Christ. So my music

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teacher in middle school was a complete opposite.

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Because when I was in middle school, I liked

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really petite, flat -chested girls. You just

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said that they fucking sucked in the 90s. I was

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saying when I was in middle school... This is

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what I liked, but I also didn't like mature women

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when I was fucking 12. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we do.

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Yeah, but like when I was 12, I didn't like fully

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developed women because I wasn't fully developed.

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I thought that, you know, stick women were hot

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when I was 12, but as a fully grown man, I like

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develop women like they look very nice to me.

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I also, you know, everybody in my class like

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to develop. the fucking developed music teacher

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but like now now that I'm older I really I'm

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super into MILFs for shit like I like people

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like never got that above like 45 and above to

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like about like 60 that's like my yeah that's

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like my favorite group fuck yeah dude that's

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that they only do if she heard this she knows

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i like milfs and i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm

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i am putting a down payment on a milf currently

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that's what i'm doing yeah i'm putting it down

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and like i told her that i'm like i'm putting

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a down payment because you are going to be a

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fucking milf when you're older and i'm like you

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this is a down payment on a milf like i it's

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an extended you know thing and i'm like We're

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going to get there. I love old ladies. I made

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a down payment on the slur jar here. This is

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$10 ,000 for our last episode going to the slur

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jar. Speaking of... No, I'm not going to. I can't.

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I would say I think I've always had a pretty

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diverse... taste in women, to be honest. I liked

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chicks with curves. I liked the skinny ones.

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There was this one freaking tall chick who looked

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like an Amazonian compared to me. Hell yeah.

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And I was fucking into that, too. Like, dude,

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there wasn't much I didn't want to stick my dick

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into when I was in high school, dude. So, opinions

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on tall girls. Like, I love tall... Don't like

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them anymore. I like tall, muscular girls, too.

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Those are fucking... I wouldn't write someone

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off because of that. I like short, curvy girls

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and tall, muscular girls. Those are the two that

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I like. God, I feel like I hate to be giving

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a politician answer, but I feel like when it

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comes to tall girls, it does come down to the

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personality for me. What if a girl is 6 '2"?

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Would you date that? Yeah. Yeah, that's not even

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that much. That's more like a fucking Chihuahua

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and a Great Dane. That'd be awesome. Just improving

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my bloodline. You're like, I'm going to make

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our kids tall. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. What would

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you do if your kids just somehow came out even

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shorter? That would suck. You'd just be like,

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whatever. They got the recessive trait of tall

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people. Next generation, we'll get around to

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it. We're good. 6 '2 with a 10 -inch cock. Is

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your brother taller? Or is your brother like

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the same height as you? He's like 5 '8". So he's

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a little bit taller than you? Yeah. Is like everybody

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in your family like short or is it just kind

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of like... My mom's like 5 '0". My dad's like

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5 '8". So your dad's like a pretty normal size

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guy, like shorter than normal, but like still

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like, he'd be like, that's an adult. No, circus

00:14:32.450 --> 00:14:34.490
freak. Yeah. Yeah. Like when you look at him,

00:14:34.529 --> 00:14:37.210
you're like, that's an adult. Yeah. Yeah. My

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brother is either 6 '1 or 6 '2". He's taller

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than me. My brother's taller than me now, too.

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My brother's like 6 '1". Actually, no. He's got

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to be like 6 '1". Because we did stand. Cece

00:14:47.789 --> 00:14:50.610
wanted to see. Because one time I claimed I was

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6 feet tall, ever. I said I got measured at 6

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'1", and it made me happy. And then she's like,

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you're not. six feet. I'm like, I fucking know.

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Relax. Like I'm five 11. I get that. I get it.

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I'm okay with it. Damn dude. Five. See, that's,

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that's worse. Like at least with me, it's like,

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I know that I have no chance of ever being six

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foot, but like if you're right on the edge, it

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sucks because they're so fucking close. I used

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to feel that way. It doesn't fucking matter.

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I've never thought about my height. Like I would

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try and squeeze that one inch out, dude. Somehow

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just put like the little, the little, get a torture

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rack in my fucking head. One more click CC. If

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you wear shoes, Like if you wear shoes that have

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like a little sole to them, you're six foot.

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Well, yeah, that's how I got measured at six

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foot. No, one time I did get measured at six

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foot one. I've been measured at six foot a handful

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of times, but usually it's 5 '11", and I've been

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occasionally get that dick that puts me at 5

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'10". What's your license say? Uh, my license

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says five, 10, but that's because I was still

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going through puberty when they measured me.

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When you renew it, you're like, I, I still, I

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tried to renew it and put myself at five, 10

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now, but they're like, no, you're still five,

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eight. Yeah. They only need me to update my picture

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when I, when I renewed my license. 17 year old

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height, but it says that I'm, that I'm five,

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eight. And I'm like, I'm not 5 '8", dude. I'm

00:16:06.700 --> 00:16:09.360
fucking 5 '10", now. But because I literally

00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:11.759
put in my new information. I'm like, I grew two

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inches since I was 16. They're like, yeah, okay.

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And they're like, okay, you're 5 '8", still.

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I'm like, I'm not 5 '8", dude. I'm two inches

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taller. Yeah, my license says 5 '10". What the

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fuck? I could have sworn my license so that I

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had green eyes. I guess it says I have blue.

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I'm moving to fucking Japan. Fuck this shit.

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Fuck this being short shit. Dude, they have love

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hotels in Japan too. Prostitution is legal in

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Japan. They're all my fucking size. Just going

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around fucking making cartoon porn. What if you

00:16:40.129 --> 00:16:45.360
could be 6 '5 and have a one inch dick? No. One

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inch harder, one inch soft. No. One inch both.

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It just doesn't change. That's kind of clitoris.

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No, I'm good on that. That's like a medically

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diagnosed micropenis. Yeah, fuck that, bro. What

00:16:59.659 --> 00:17:01.960
about Sanders? He's like 6 '10 or something,

00:17:02.059 --> 00:17:05.140
right? Yeah, he's super tall. Yeah, he is. I

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actually, I don't know how the fuck I ended up.

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Oh, no, I do know how it was. I saw some fucking

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meme that somehow related to the fact that If

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you're born with, like, a ridiculously small

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dick, they, like, debate just doing gender transformation

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surgery. Really? That sounds fake. No, that's

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why I looked it up. And if you looked it up,

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you go into the whole fucking... If you are born

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with a micropenis, they very well may suggest

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to your parents, like, do you just want this

00:17:35.750 --> 00:17:38.250
dude to be a chick? Yeah, but then you don't

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go to it. Well, I don't know how they do it.

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What happens if they cut your dick off? If they

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cut your dick off, do you just grow tits then?

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The body's like, we're cutting baby's dicks off

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and you're okay with it? That's insane. Let's

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open an incognito tab. We don't need this in

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my search history. How short does your dick need

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to be to be turned into a girl at birth? Jesus

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Christ. Well, we already know Christians fucking

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mutilate babies for fun. They fucking give you

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a circumcision. And the left. The left and Christians,

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they have that in common. They do a fucking circumcision.

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It's a fucking goddamn medical procedure, dude.

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Some fucking baby is in the ICU because of a

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botched circumcision. I have a botched circumcision.

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I have a fucking tiny piece of skin that's still

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there. We said this last episode. I hate it.

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Wait, that's real? What? There's a baby in the

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ICU? Yeah. Like currently? Yeah. Jesus fucking

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Christ. That fucking sucks. A botched circumcision,

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yeah. How do you botch it? I think you just cut

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too deep. It just got infected. Oh, that's not

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really botched then. Here it is. In extreme cases

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of micropenis, when there is barely any shaft

00:18:53.289 --> 00:18:55.670
and the glands appear to sit almost on the pubic

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skin, from the 1960s until the 1970s, it was

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common for sex reassignment and surgery to be

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recommended. So for 10 years. Oh, yeah. This

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was especially likely if evidence suggested that

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response to additional testosterone and pubertal

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testosterone would be poor. Yeah. That's crazy.

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The boy would be reassigned and renamed as a

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girl, and surgery performed to remove the testes

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and construct an artificial vagina was performed.

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So you would never be able to get pregnant even

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if you were a girl? Yeah, you're really just

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fucking people. I was wondering how they do that.

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It's not like you can just be like, oh, no, you

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wanted a boy or a girl. Okay, yeah, we can fix

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that. We'll inside it out. We'll take that out.

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So are they trans then? I don't know. Yes. It

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said this was based on the now questioned idea

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that gender identity was shaped entirely from

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socialization and that a man with a small penis

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can find no acceptable place in society. This

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is on the fucking micropenis fucking Wikipedia

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page. A man with a micropenis can find no acceptable

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place. A glaring picture right there. Let me

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see what it looks like. I gotta see this. How

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bad is it? It's pretty bad. That's not that bad.

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Let me see. I mean, it doesn't seem like the

00:20:07.329 --> 00:20:09.250
angle he's sitting at is doing him any favors

00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:11.609
either. Let me see that. I feel like sitting

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around the house. Tyler's like, let me see that

00:20:13.490 --> 00:20:17.289
cock. On a cold day? Bring that cock over here.

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When I looked this up a week or two ago, there

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wasn't a picture on it. So some part of me thinks

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it's just some dude with a humiliation kink that

00:20:24.789 --> 00:20:27.029
threw that up there. There's a lot of those.

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I feel like it could have been worse. That's

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not that bad. I feel like my mind's real soft

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on a cold day. You can tuck it in like that.

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That's not that bad. Can you imagine just being

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like, do we just have small penis? Okay. I'll

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show you. I'll show you the micro penis. Do we,

00:20:45.299 --> 00:20:46.799
do we just have small dicks? We're like, nah,

00:20:46.920 --> 00:20:49.900
that's just a cold day. You can't tell on a flaccid

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penis. That's so like, fuck, where did it go?

00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:55.500
I shut the fucking tab. But I, I mean, I feel

00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:58.420
like, like every guy looks like they have a small

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dick on a cold day. Every guy. But also his balls

00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:04.920
seemed way too big though. Like comparatively.

00:21:05.319 --> 00:21:07.319
Yeah. All right, Casey, here's the picture of

00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:09.079
the micro penis. I'm more just thinking about,

00:21:09.099 --> 00:21:11.099
can you imagine being one of those kids born

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in the fucking seventies or the sixties or seventies?

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And then just having that talk one day with your

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parents. And it's like, Dad, all my fucking friends

00:21:18.809 --> 00:21:20.970
are getting their periods. What's going on with

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me? And then you need to get told that not only

00:21:23.230 --> 00:21:25.710
are you not a real woman, but the reason it happened

00:21:25.710 --> 00:21:28.329
was because you were born with such a small dick.

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That would be when you think you're a chick your

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whole life and you hear that. That's got to be

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a crazy conversation. I can't believe that that

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shit happened. I can't believe that that's not

00:21:38.470 --> 00:21:40.990
more well known. And that wasn't that long ago.

00:21:41.029 --> 00:21:43.650
That was the 60s and 70s. No, there's like plenty

00:21:43.650 --> 00:21:45.869
of those people. That are still alive. Yeah.

00:21:45.930 --> 00:21:51.039
Damn. One in 200 to one in 300 males have micro

00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:53.319
penises. That's more than that. I would say like

00:21:53.319 --> 00:21:56.380
20 % of people I put Foley's in have like ridiculously

00:21:56.380 --> 00:21:58.519
small dicks. But that's different. That's what

00:21:58.519 --> 00:22:01.119
we're talking about. That's like a fucking flaccid

00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:02.859
dick. Has anybody ever gotten hard while you're

00:22:02.859 --> 00:22:04.720
trying to put a Foley in? Oh, no. I guarantee

00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:09.609
that. Not one? No. Not a single one. Yes. Well,

00:22:09.690 --> 00:22:13.369
Cece says different. Really? Well, you're amazing.

00:22:15.190 --> 00:22:20.609
She said that there's people that go into Albany

00:22:20.609 --> 00:22:23.029
Med ZR all the time and will rip their follies

00:22:23.029 --> 00:22:25.069
out on purpose just so the nurse has to come

00:22:25.069 --> 00:22:27.369
in and change it again. So do you actually have

00:22:27.369 --> 00:22:30.569
to grab their cock and then put it in? Yeah.

00:22:31.289 --> 00:22:34.690
That's crazy, Casey. I guarantee you've seen

00:22:34.690 --> 00:22:38.329
some rough looking dicks then. Yeah. Fucking

00:22:38.329 --> 00:22:41.309
small dicks. Small cocks. Have you ever seen

00:22:41.309 --> 00:22:43.630
like it's just an absolute hog that you're just

00:22:43.630 --> 00:22:47.650
like, wow. That's it. I love it. Yeah. I feel

00:22:47.650 --> 00:22:52.369
like an old guy. Yeah. What do you do for work?

00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.579
Oh, I don't know. Just out of curiosity. Fucking

00:22:55.579 --> 00:22:58.119
own like a multi -million dollar business. Yeah.

00:22:58.660 --> 00:23:00.900
Cece fucking sent me a text one day and she goes,

00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:03.299
Jesus Christ, I just saw the biggest dick I've

00:23:03.299 --> 00:23:06.099
seen in my entire life. And that got me a little

00:23:06.099 --> 00:23:10.000
self -conscious. So I had to like fucking ask

00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:14.369
and I was like, well... How big was it? I know

00:23:14.369 --> 00:23:16.289
you want me to ask. There's a baby arm holding

00:23:16.289 --> 00:23:18.329
an apple. She said it was, like, one of, like,

00:23:18.329 --> 00:23:20.809
the super tall boy beer cans that you can buy

00:23:20.809 --> 00:23:23.369
in a fucking... Oh! Yeah, she said it was, like,

00:23:23.369 --> 00:23:25.769
she's, like, width and length. She said it was

00:23:25.769 --> 00:23:27.950
fucking... How would that even work? Dude, that's

00:23:27.950 --> 00:23:29.990
insane. I can't remember. I think the dude may

00:23:29.990 --> 00:23:31.950
have had, like, a medical... Like, he might have

00:23:31.950 --> 00:23:34.049
had, like, a priapism or something going on,

00:23:34.069 --> 00:23:37.230
too. That's nuts, dude. Wow. Holy shit. I think

00:23:37.230 --> 00:23:39.369
that is why that was happening. Like, it might

00:23:39.369 --> 00:23:42.809
have just been swollen, too. Like, in a bad way.

00:23:43.009 --> 00:23:45.269
Like, honestly, my dick is probably about six

00:23:45.269 --> 00:23:47.829
inches hard. Like, that's where I, like, just

00:23:47.829 --> 00:23:50.289
pretty normal. We were all wondering, Tyler.

00:23:50.529 --> 00:23:53.230
You heard it here first, folks. Just letting

00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:55.170
you know, it's probably about six inches hard.

00:23:55.809 --> 00:24:00.789
Now, girth. Girth? What about yay? A -bing? I

00:24:00.789 --> 00:24:03.029
think we might have twin dicks, Tyler. Really?

00:24:03.529 --> 00:24:05.450
We might be dick twinning. We're dick twins?

00:24:05.490 --> 00:24:07.190
It depends on how much I weigh, though. Like,

00:24:07.190 --> 00:24:10.670
if I pack, if I'm like 175, 180 pounds. Like

00:24:10.670 --> 00:24:12.769
it's like five and a half, but when I'm like

00:24:12.769 --> 00:24:15.430
normal, solid weight, it's like six. When I was

00:24:15.430 --> 00:24:18.049
skinny, I felt like a fucking porn star. Yeah.

00:24:20.329 --> 00:24:22.890
When I was in the train, when I worked at mall,

00:24:23.029 --> 00:24:25.470
dude, it was like, I just fucking be like, wow.

00:24:25.970 --> 00:24:28.809
Like, fuck. Like that, that was there the whole

00:24:28.809 --> 00:24:31.450
time. And I didn't fucking know. Yeah. And also

00:24:31.450 --> 00:24:34.559
slowly, I've slowly seen it revert back to. to

00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:37.799
normal back to where it usually rests and I'm

00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:40.500
also average fucking normal dick also always

00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:42.839
completely shaved like I always have to keep

00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:44.839
my shit shaved I can't I can't have hair that

00:24:44.839 --> 00:24:46.920
was the other question I was dying for an answer

00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:50.559
you're welcome do you do you guys hey Casey why

00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:53.420
are you manscaping away from the dick I should

00:24:53.420 --> 00:24:56.299
my girlfriend complains about it you don't manscape

00:24:56.299 --> 00:24:59.640
no occasionally do you manscape Yeah. Yeah. Good.

00:24:59.740 --> 00:25:01.480
I'm not, I don't like stay on top of it like

00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:03.079
crazy, but once I start to get like a bit of

00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:05.160
a bush, I typically like when it starts to curl,

00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:08.079
that's when you gotta do it. Yeah. Enough. We're

00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:10.539
like, I don't want, this is, I don't want to

00:25:10.539 --> 00:25:13.900
say this on the podcast, bro. This is nobody

00:25:13.900 --> 00:25:18.859
listens to it. You're right. Nobody's out there.

00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:20.140
You're right, Dan. You're right, Dan. Nobody's

00:25:20.140 --> 00:25:21.700
out there. We're talking to the void right now.

00:25:21.740 --> 00:25:23.200
You're right. I mean, like, I just don't want

00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:25.160
my girl getting, like, fucking shit in her mouth

00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:26.720
at that point. That's true. Like, that's why

00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:28.480
I'm taking it down. Like, I know I could just

00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.039
do the shaft, but then if you do the shaft, then

00:25:30.039 --> 00:25:31.000
it's weird. You just got, like, a fucking ball

00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:33.559
of coconut. I also shave my chest, too. I shave

00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:37.049
my chest as well. Like, I feel like... I feel

00:25:37.049 --> 00:25:40.349
like having nothing on your dick and then having

00:25:40.349 --> 00:25:42.950
just a completely hairy ass chest looks fucking

00:25:42.950 --> 00:25:46.490
just wrong. I don't shave down there. I just

00:25:46.490 --> 00:25:48.730
take it down. Oh, no. I put it down to skin.

00:25:48.950 --> 00:25:51.750
It's like fucking skin. See, I feel weird walking

00:25:51.750 --> 00:25:54.750
around like that. No. I just don't like the feeling

00:25:54.750 --> 00:25:58.190
of the stubble. It's fucking catching your fucking

00:25:58.190 --> 00:26:00.150
boxers and shit. I shave so much that I don't

00:26:00.150 --> 00:26:01.869
even get the stubble. I shave almost every time

00:26:01.869 --> 00:26:04.599
I have a shower. That's every day. Jesus, dude.

00:26:05.579 --> 00:26:08.519
That's wild. My dick is as smooth as a baby's

00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:11.539
bottom. My girlfriend is convinced that Casey

00:26:11.539 --> 00:26:14.019
has a fucking hammer. I feel like Casey would

00:26:14.019 --> 00:26:15.819
have a hammer. Yeah, she's like, oh, his dick

00:26:15.819 --> 00:26:20.380
has got to be huge. I would say I have the average

00:26:20.380 --> 00:26:22.880
size. Nobody believes that with your deep -ass

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:26.299
voice, Casey. It sounds like you're fucking on.

00:26:26.299 --> 00:26:28.299
I would put you at like seven to eight inches,

00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:31.059
probably. Yeah, it sounds like you have whatever

00:26:31.059 --> 00:26:34.559
too much testosterone is. That's what it is.

00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.339
Casey's just so happy we haven't found his hidden

00:26:37.339 --> 00:26:40.579
OnlyFans account yet. And he's got a Ron Jeremy.

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:45.799
Just fucking hog pics daily. Do guys do OnlyFans?

00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:49.130
Oh, yeah. I know a guy. who does OnlyFans. Damn.

00:26:49.309 --> 00:26:51.170
So all you have to do is fucking put your hog

00:26:51.170 --> 00:26:54.190
on there? Yeah, there you go. Stop playing dumb

00:26:54.190 --> 00:26:56.309
like you haven't been fucking financing your

00:26:56.309 --> 00:26:59.670
house. I'm not, but that's a good idea. You're

00:26:59.670 --> 00:27:00.630
just gonna put your hog out there? That's a good

00:27:00.630 --> 00:27:04.869
idea, though. Captain Hog. Captain Quantum. Top

00:27:04.869 --> 00:27:09.630
.0001 % of OnlyFans. And then Allie backstarts

00:27:09.630 --> 00:27:14.180
what I call a Captain Quantum. Oh, God. It's

00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:16.759
just where I fucking give quantum mechanics lessons

00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:18.700
while just fucking erect. Did you know OnlyFans

00:27:18.700 --> 00:27:21.400
genuinely was started as, like, just, like, an

00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:24.339
alternative to Patreon? Yeah. Like, it literally

00:27:24.339 --> 00:27:25.980
wasn't supposed to be porn. It was supposed to

00:27:25.980 --> 00:27:28.240
be, like, a content creator, like, on, like,

00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:31.299
YouTube. Like, hey, this is videos that, like,

00:27:31.299 --> 00:27:33.339
I just wouldn't post on YouTube. I post on here.

00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:35.819
And then the whores took it over. Well, yeah,

00:27:35.819 --> 00:27:38.339
and then they didn't want it to be like that

00:27:38.339 --> 00:27:40.660
because there was that. They fucking said they

00:27:40.660 --> 00:27:42.759
weren't going to allow nudity anymore. And people

00:27:42.759 --> 00:27:45.079
were fucking going crazy about that. And they're

00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:48.160
like, all right, fine, fine. Yes. Okay. We'll

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:51.039
be the porn site. Cause if you already have a

00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.160
site like Patreon, you don't need a site like

00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:56.039
fucking only fans that's doing like, you know,

00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:58.619
the same thing that Patreon is doing. Yeah. But

00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:01.839
like fucking Patreon allows nudity too. Like

00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:05.839
it really does. It's mostly for. for hentai nudity.

00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:08.119
Like, they don't allow, like, actual people nudity,

00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:10.900
but they will allow hentai nudity on Patreon,

00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:12.920
I think. Yeah, did you see that bill that Trump

00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:15.819
just banned, like, AI porn and, like, revenge

00:28:15.819 --> 00:28:18.779
porn and shit? I mean, I think that, like, banning

00:28:18.779 --> 00:28:21.160
revenge porn is probably a good thing. But that's

00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.079
already been a crime. There's so much revenge

00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:26.480
porn on 4chan, though. Yeah, 4chan's an evil,

00:28:26.539 --> 00:28:29.819
disgusting place. The only boy on 4chan that's

00:28:29.819 --> 00:28:32.609
worth anything is the paranormal vord. Like the

00:28:32.609 --> 00:28:35.009
export where you just like see like conspiracy

00:28:35.009 --> 00:28:37.170
theories and like ghost shit and like, you know,

00:28:37.170 --> 00:28:39.170
like spooky stories. I fucking never go on 4chan.

00:28:39.250 --> 00:28:41.609
Like literally I stopped going on 4chan because

00:28:41.609 --> 00:28:43.410
I heard that if you go on 4chan enough, you get

00:28:43.410 --> 00:28:46.109
put on a government watch list. Really? Yeah.

00:28:46.289 --> 00:28:48.809
I read, I read articles about that and I'm like,

00:28:48.849 --> 00:28:51.029
maybe I shouldn't be on, you know, that, but

00:28:51.029 --> 00:28:53.009
I just got a federal background checked on and

00:28:53.009 --> 00:28:56.650
I was clean. So that might not be a, that might

00:28:56.650 --> 00:28:59.069
not be a thing, but I used to go. I don't think

00:28:59.069 --> 00:29:01.170
that going on 4chan would sell. But I used to

00:29:01.170 --> 00:29:02.960
be, I used to be like... I think it's... Yeah,

00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.839
definitely if you post on 4chan, you get put

00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:08.680
on a watch list. You think so? Yeah. They actually

00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:12.140
allow 4chan because it allows them to funnel

00:29:12.140 --> 00:29:14.299
all the people in one place. It's like a den

00:29:14.299 --> 00:29:17.220
of rats, but if you take out the den, all the

00:29:17.220 --> 00:29:19.259
rats scatter everywhere else. So it's kind of

00:29:19.259 --> 00:29:21.980
like a conglomerate of all this stupid shit that

00:29:21.980 --> 00:29:25.720
you can do in one spot. But I really liked the

00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:28.220
Xboard because it was just spooky stories, like

00:29:28.220 --> 00:29:31.950
government conspiracies. like ghost stories,

00:29:32.109 --> 00:29:34.269
paranormal stories. That's where I get all of

00:29:34.269 --> 00:29:37.109
my reliable information. But like 4chan fucking

00:29:37.109 --> 00:29:38.890
conspiracy theories. Dude, Casey, you're on 4chan

00:29:38.890 --> 00:29:42.170
all the time. You got me on like all the government

00:29:42.170 --> 00:29:43.910
watch lists. That's where I get my, no, I use

00:29:43.910 --> 00:29:47.309
a VPN, but. Really? Yeah. You're on Quiet Skies.

00:29:47.809 --> 00:29:50.750
Probably. Quiet Skies. It's like a terrorist

00:29:50.750 --> 00:29:55.740
watch list. No, but yeah, I don't. I use a VPN.

00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:58.440
Yeah, I never posted on 4chan, but I always liked

00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:01.460
going to the Xboard. That was cool. B, I hear,

00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:03.900
is rough. B is like the random board where they

00:30:03.900 --> 00:30:06.680
do... It is. It's rough. And that's where I get

00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:08.859
all my best memes from. That's why I go on 4chan.

00:30:09.420 --> 00:30:11.099
Yeah, 4chan did have the best memes. Wait, so

00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:13.359
I'm confused. Why is it called B and why is it

00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:16.420
called X? It's called random. Yeah, B. It's a

00:30:16.420 --> 00:30:19.559
fucking website. Isn't it like Reddit? I've never

00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:21.619
been on the website. It's a website that literally

00:30:21.619 --> 00:30:23.900
hasn't changed since the 90s. It's like a fucking

00:30:23.900 --> 00:30:27.119
text board. It's literally like 80 % porn and

00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:30.859
20 % are political shit. So you just go on there

00:30:30.859 --> 00:30:33.119
and it's just a fucking swamp of randomness or

00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:34.380
is there any sort of character? It's a swamp

00:30:34.380 --> 00:30:36.859
of porn with a little bit of political fucking...

00:30:36.859 --> 00:30:40.019
I know, but is it like Are they like text chat

00:30:40.019 --> 00:30:42.460
or is there like separate categories? There's

00:30:42.460 --> 00:30:45.240
different categories. So basically there's B,

00:30:45.500 --> 00:30:47.599
which is random, which I think is the most popular

00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:50.359
board. Then there is X, which is the paranormal

00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:52.569
board, which doesn't have much porn on it. because

00:30:52.569 --> 00:30:54.150
it's just about spooky stories. They don't really

00:30:54.150 --> 00:30:57.910
have porn spooky stuff. I'm sure you could find

00:30:57.910 --> 00:30:59.650
some if you were on there. I'm pretty sure if

00:30:59.650 --> 00:31:01.069
you looked for it, you could probably find porn

00:31:01.069 --> 00:31:06.029
on X. But then there's X. Then there is K, which

00:31:06.029 --> 00:31:08.789
is for guns, like people who like guns. They

00:31:08.789 --> 00:31:11.890
call themselves commandos with a K. They're just

00:31:11.890 --> 00:31:14.940
one for every letter? They have different letters.

00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:16.660
I don't know if it's for every letter, but there's

00:31:16.660 --> 00:31:22.279
B, X. There's B, which is random. X, which is

00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.579
paranormal. K, which is for guns. F for fit.

00:31:26.940 --> 00:31:29.779
like fitness and stuff. I was going to 4chan

00:31:29.779 --> 00:31:32.920
for fitness. Yeah, there's F for fitness. There's

00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:36.380
RK9, which is like, I think just like a random

00:31:36.380 --> 00:31:39.500
board again, but for like incels. You know more

00:31:39.500 --> 00:31:43.440
about 4chan than me. Then there's Pole, which

00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.980
is politically incorrect. And then there's Lefty

00:31:45.980 --> 00:31:48.420
Pole, which is for leftist political incorrect

00:31:48.420 --> 00:31:51.019
shit. And then I think there's other boards,

00:31:51.059 --> 00:31:53.039
but those are the only ones that I actually know.

00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:55.099
Why is it called 4chan, Casey? And then there's

00:31:55.099 --> 00:31:57.859
a bunch of porn boards. I don't know why it's

00:31:57.859 --> 00:32:01.579
called 4chan. Why? It's because the original

00:32:01.579 --> 00:32:04.000
one was called 2chan. No, that one's still around.

00:32:04.059 --> 00:32:07.119
That's in Japan. In Japan, yeah. It's like the

00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.039
American version, so they just called it 4chan.

00:32:09.220 --> 00:32:11.720
And then there's a Russian version, I think,

00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:15.460
called 8chan, I think. Huh. I have heard of 8chan

00:32:15.460 --> 00:32:19.220
in conspiracy YouTube videos. Yeah, I think 8chan

00:32:19.220 --> 00:32:22.009
is Russian. Because there's two Chan, which is

00:32:22.009 --> 00:32:23.990
Japanese. There's four Chan, which is American.

00:32:24.289 --> 00:32:26.589
And then eight Chan, which is, I think, Russian.

00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:30.309
The fuck does Chan mean? I think Chan is like

00:32:30.309 --> 00:32:33.529
a Japanese surname or something of some sort.

00:32:33.670 --> 00:32:38.950
It's like Oni -chan, shit like that. Oh, that

00:32:38.950 --> 00:32:42.650
clears it up. It's like Oni -chan. I don't fucking

00:32:42.650 --> 00:32:46.410
know what that means either. The fuck's an Oni

00:32:46.410 --> 00:32:49.589
-chan? I think it means brother, maybe. I don't

00:32:49.589 --> 00:32:53.000
know. Four, bro. What do they call that kind

00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:54.539
of site? It's like a something board? It's an

00:32:54.539 --> 00:32:56.539
image board. Image board? Image board, yeah.

00:32:57.619 --> 00:33:01.460
But yeah, I didn't realize that it would put

00:33:01.460 --> 00:33:03.039
you on a fucking government watch list until

00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:05.140
I was like, you know, 19. And I'm like, oh, that's

00:33:05.140 --> 00:33:08.460
probably not a good spot to be on. You know it

00:33:08.460 --> 00:33:12.799
means brother, Tyler. Fucking OD channel. It

00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:15.779
stands for channel. Oh, it stands for channel.

00:33:15.779 --> 00:33:17.799
So it literally means channel four. The fourth

00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:21.019
channel. So like channel two, channel four, and

00:33:21.019 --> 00:33:25.400
channel eight. Yeah. That makes sense. Dude,

00:33:25.579 --> 00:33:28.779
you see this video this week from fucking RFK

00:33:28.779 --> 00:33:30.880
getting shouted out by the protesters. Oh yeah,

00:33:30.980 --> 00:33:33.799
and he like ducked down. He's like, not a third

00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:37.740
camera. And I was like, he's just like, I'm up

00:33:37.740 --> 00:33:42.200
here to tell you. Wait, I want to hear this.

00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:45.509
I can't hear it. the budget i'm presenting today

00:33:45.509 --> 00:33:59.009
supports these goals the witness will suspend

00:33:59.009 --> 00:34:01.710
the committee will come to order capitol police

00:34:01.710 --> 00:34:03.829
are asked to remove the individuals from the

00:34:03.829 --> 00:34:08.849
hearing room members of the audience are reminded

00:34:08.849 --> 00:34:16.489
disruptions will not be tolerated Not bad. RFK

00:34:16.489 --> 00:34:19.170
kills people with AIDS. Is that what she said?

00:34:19.369 --> 00:34:22.010
Yep, that's what they're saying. I named that

00:34:22.010 --> 00:34:24.869
the group chat, remember? I didn't know that's

00:34:24.869 --> 00:34:27.730
what you did. I like the flavor of this one.

00:34:28.250 --> 00:34:31.809
What were they saying? RFK kills people with

00:34:31.809 --> 00:34:36.389
AIDS. Does he? No, he doesn't. He does, actually.

00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:39.559
I haven't looked into why they said that, but...

00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:42.199
That's good. But you said yes? That's good. Yeah,

00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:44.239
it's not bad at all. It's not like Rogues. It's

00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:46.239
more like... It's like a cross between a Rogue

00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.599
and a Zin. I like it. I like it. Do they got

00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:49.920
Cherry? Because if they have Cherry, I might

00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.199
actually switch to this. They might. Just do

00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:54.619
not get the fucking Dragon Fruit one. Because

00:34:54.619 --> 00:34:57.559
I got them. I hate the Dragon Fruit. RFK said

00:34:57.559 --> 00:34:59.860
last week that nobody should take medical advice

00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:02.039
from him. I saw an AI video. Well, he's not a

00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:04.739
doctor. He's the health secretary. But he's not

00:35:04.739 --> 00:35:07.960
a doctor. But he's the secretary of health and

00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:09.679
human services. Right. And that's what you're

00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:12.039
supposed to say if you're not a doctor. Yeah.

00:35:12.099 --> 00:35:14.099
Now I'm not a doctor. This isn't medical advice.

00:35:14.340 --> 00:35:17.079
Now I am not a doctor. But I'm a nurse and I

00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:20.119
give people medical advice. Right, but you're

00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.219
a licensed medical professional. So are we. Well,

00:35:22.219 --> 00:35:24.179
he's the Secretary of Health. Not licensed. He's

00:35:24.179 --> 00:35:26.539
the Secretary of Health for the United States

00:35:26.539 --> 00:35:28.760
of America. Certified, not licensed. Certified,

00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:33.619
certified, licensed. What's the difference? So

00:35:33.619 --> 00:35:36.519
the actual reason they have that is because as

00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:38.579
a certified health professional, you don't have

00:35:38.579 --> 00:35:43.139
a designated scope of practice. Oh, so we can

00:35:43.139 --> 00:35:46.489
kind of... Yeah, let's EMS do their little finicky

00:35:46.489 --> 00:35:48.829
shit. But at the same time, it also does cost

00:35:48.829 --> 00:35:51.570
you because a licensure is more like official

00:35:51.570 --> 00:35:54.510
in the eyes of the common people. Some states

00:35:54.510 --> 00:35:59.469
are licensed. Yeah, but I saw an RFK AI generated

00:35:59.469 --> 00:36:03.090
video. They're not going to tell me to amputate

00:36:03.090 --> 00:36:05.530
your arm. That's how they can get away with the

00:36:05.530 --> 00:36:07.530
shit where sometimes you just got to improvise.

00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:10.849
I thought this RFK video wasn't AI and I was

00:36:10.849 --> 00:36:15.000
dying at it. And he just goes... We have to go

00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:19.400
in and get rid of these fat, retarded kids. This

00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.960
is going to be a big problem. We need to get

00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:26.440
rid of the fat, retarded kids out here. That's

00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:28.840
the biggest problem. The schools are making these

00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:31.440
kids fat and retarded. How do you do that voice?

00:36:31.820 --> 00:36:34.340
You just got to like, like chop up your vocal

00:36:34.340 --> 00:36:36.760
core. You just kind of got to do one of these.

00:36:39.050 --> 00:36:43.769
talking into a fan. You gotta go. Imagine if

00:36:43.769 --> 00:36:46.289
you're talking through the worst part of bad

00:36:46.289 --> 00:36:49.250
shit. I would have to take like a 10 second blinker

00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:52.110
and then do it. You guys gotta be like, these

00:36:52.110 --> 00:36:56.030
fat retarded kids are ruining the country. You

00:36:56.030 --> 00:36:58.110
just gotta pretend that you're keeping like a

00:36:58.110 --> 00:37:00.710
massive bong rip under your eyes. I was trying

00:37:00.710 --> 00:37:04.690
to find a Robert F. Kennedy AI voice generator

00:37:04.690 --> 00:37:07.230
the other day and I couldn't find one. My brother

00:37:07.230 --> 00:37:09.949
does it better than me. Yeah, you probably can't

00:37:09.949 --> 00:37:12.050
replicate that. You can't replicate that. We

00:37:12.050 --> 00:37:13.650
got a little bit of an echo, but it's making

00:37:13.650 --> 00:37:17.530
his impression better. Really? Let me try it

00:37:17.530 --> 00:37:20.570
again. Hold on. Let me put my headphones on real

00:37:20.570 --> 00:37:25.769
quick. I gots to tell you about the RFK fucking

00:37:25.769 --> 00:37:30.630
fat retarded kid bill. We need to stop the ability

00:37:30.630 --> 00:37:34.630
to have these children in public. They need to

00:37:34.630 --> 00:37:38.010
be put in the camp. They they're out here and

00:37:38.010 --> 00:37:41.630
there there's no person with autism will that

00:37:41.630 --> 00:37:45.050
be able to why do you have a southern accent?

00:37:45.949 --> 00:37:49.630
That's how he sounds we fix this echo. Yeah,

00:37:49.670 --> 00:37:54.590
so RFK did want to register He wanted our RFK

00:37:54.590 --> 00:37:56.929
wanted to put like autistic people in the camps

00:37:56.929 --> 00:38:00.469
and shit because That would be fucking ridiculous

00:38:00.469 --> 00:38:03.130
because he go he said something along the lines

00:38:03.130 --> 00:38:08.099
of an autistic become a productive member of

00:38:08.099 --> 00:38:11.400
society. He will never be able to hold down a

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:14.940
job or have a family. Fuck you, R .K. Fuck you.

00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.340
That's fucking sick, dude. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah,

00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:21.380
dude. I want to be put in a camp. Dude, if the

00:38:21.380 --> 00:38:23.860
camps had mac and cheese and video games, I'd

00:38:23.860 --> 00:38:26.380
be fucking set. Dude, autistic people are the

00:38:26.380 --> 00:38:29.000
reason why we have fucking innovations. Why we

00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:31.679
have fucking art, you know? Yeah, Elon. The fucking

00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:33.900
best people. Dude, you ever see those stickers

00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:37.719
on Teslas that say, I bought this before I found

00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:41.179
out Elon was crazy? Dude, if I have a Tesla,

00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:43.260
I'm going to get one that says, I bought this

00:38:43.260 --> 00:38:45.719
before I knew Elon was autistic and retarded.

00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:49.639
Dude, just so the left doesn't know what to do.

00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:51.780
They're like, I agree with it, but I don't agree

00:38:51.780 --> 00:38:57.519
with it. you know they think they agree but they

00:38:57.519 --> 00:38:59.559
have to take the stance that they don't support

00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:02.039
it but you know that deep down they completely

00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.920
agree do you think that a person with autism

00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:11.199
like 90 % of people I feel like have autism now

00:39:11.199 --> 00:39:14.630
like I feel like Autism is such a broad diagnosis

00:39:14.630 --> 00:39:17.789
now that everybody has autism. I think that's

00:39:17.789 --> 00:39:20.829
just with working in EMS, it skews it a little

00:39:20.829 --> 00:39:23.710
bit. I think that a couple months down the road,

00:39:23.750 --> 00:39:25.829
you're going to be like, holy fuck. Maybe I'm

00:39:25.829 --> 00:39:29.230
the problem. I really think that. I'm actually

00:39:29.230 --> 00:39:31.570
talking to actual businessmen. They're just like,

00:39:31.650 --> 00:39:33.369
hello, Mr. Lee. How are you doing today? I'd

00:39:33.369 --> 00:39:39.769
be like, hi. Hello, sir. Hello, sir. The medical

00:39:39.769 --> 00:39:43.280
field in general is very autistic. I feel that

00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.940
is true. I feel like it's just like it attracts

00:39:45.940 --> 00:39:48.699
broken people and autistic people and broken

00:39:48.699 --> 00:39:50.920
and autistic people. Like, I feel like it's a,

00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:53.480
it's a combination of the two. Like there's no

00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:55.880
person who's a normal person that has ever gotten

00:39:55.880 --> 00:39:57.599
into the medical field. You're either broken

00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:00.940
or autistic. There's no like normal human beings

00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:02.579
in the medical field. And if you're listening

00:40:02.579 --> 00:40:04.699
to this in the medical field, I am talking about

00:40:04.699 --> 00:40:06.780
you as well. You're either broken or autistic

00:40:06.780 --> 00:40:10.239
or maybe both. So figure out which one. I feel

00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:12.480
like it's like a lot. People in the medical field

00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:14.000
just get... You just offended every healthcare

00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.639
provider we have listening. I feel like a lot

00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:18.760
of people who go into healthcare... The only

00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:22.320
people listening? It's just like, for me at least,

00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:26.940
I know stress comes to me when things that I

00:40:26.940 --> 00:40:28.760
think most people would consider an irrational

00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.119
thing to get stressed out about. I'm wording

00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:34.199
this horribly. I get stressed out by things that

00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:36.260
wouldn't normally stress people out, but at the

00:40:36.260 --> 00:40:39.159
same time, I can then go into situations that

00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:41.539
most people would think are... extremely stressful

00:40:41.539 --> 00:40:44.940
and just be like, this is work. Yeah. And it's

00:40:44.940 --> 00:40:47.880
like, it's, I don't know. Like for me, it's like,

00:40:47.940 --> 00:40:50.599
I walk home and my, my living room is really

00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:53.880
dirty. It's like, Oh my God. Fuck. I would freak

00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:56.139
out. Like things that would make me extremely

00:40:56.139 --> 00:40:58.219
stressed. I walked into my house. If my table

00:40:58.219 --> 00:41:00.920
was slightly askew. I would be like, this is

00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.039
the end of the world. Yeah. Me and CC just crash

00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:05.059
out if our fucking apartment gets too dirty.

00:41:05.260 --> 00:41:08.099
I crashed. So, so me and Emily have the opposite

00:41:08.099 --> 00:41:11.320
ends of autism because she's like, she like makes

00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.199
a mess and can't clean it up. And I'm like a

00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:16.400
fucking like Roomba that's in human form. which

00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:18.519
you guys are aware of because i fucking went

00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:20.539
over to your house got plastered and then cleaned

00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:24.320
it and then left yes like i'm a human rumba like

00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:26.519
i just go around and i clean everything and then

00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:31.139
i leave and i but like i'm a big big big proprietor

00:41:31.139 --> 00:41:33.219
of clean houses but i think that's awesome because

00:41:33.219 --> 00:41:36.019
my dad instilled like a clean house into me and

00:41:36.019 --> 00:41:38.900
my dad is a little say on the spectrum as well

00:41:38.900 --> 00:41:42.389
um I think me, my brother, and my dad are all

00:41:42.389 --> 00:41:43.929
on the spectrum. I think my mom's the only one

00:41:43.929 --> 00:41:45.489
that's not on the spectrum. She's just angry.

00:41:46.969 --> 00:41:49.670
I think you're on the spectrum, too. Oh, I know

00:41:49.670 --> 00:41:53.090
I'm on the spectrum. I am diagnosed with ADHD,

00:41:53.309 --> 00:41:55.949
and they are currently trying to diagnose me

00:41:55.949 --> 00:41:59.010
with autism at this moment. You make it sound

00:41:59.010 --> 00:42:02.650
like they're looking out to get you. They're

00:42:02.650 --> 00:42:05.130
trying to get on that. They're trying to diagnose

00:42:05.130 --> 00:42:07.690
me with autism. I feel like there's no halfway

00:42:07.690 --> 00:42:09.550
with that. It's not like they're trying to pin

00:42:09.550 --> 00:42:11.420
it on you. They just can't and they're choosing

00:42:11.420 --> 00:42:13.420
not to. They're trying to slap these autism charges

00:42:13.420 --> 00:42:16.579
on me. Trying to beat the autism allegations

00:42:16.579 --> 00:42:19.440
right now. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to get

00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:22.300
diagnosed with autism in my 20s, which is interesting.

00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:27.380
Because the doctors are like, they keep giving

00:42:27.380 --> 00:42:29.079
me the tests and stuff and they're just like,

00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:31.059
what do you think about this? And then they're

00:42:31.059 --> 00:42:32.940
like, hey, try to touch this. And I'm like, no,

00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:34.760
I'm not going to do that. They're like, touch

00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:38.530
the wet food. I'm like, no. Not doing that. Is

00:42:38.530 --> 00:42:40.610
that how they test you? They test you with like

00:42:40.610 --> 00:42:43.480
textures and stuff too. Like, it's not wet food,

00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:44.820
but, like, that was, like, the closest thing.

00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:46.760
But, like, it's a texture that's, like, similar

00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:48.880
to, like, a wet food thing. And, like, touch

00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:50.480
it. And I touched it, and, like, I, like, visibly

00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:53.739
recoiled from it. Ask Casey. I almost cried when

00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:56.199
they tried to make me do dishes at Central because

00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:58.639
I had to touch the wet food. And I'm like, no.

00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:01.960
Let's not forget your fucking interview at Malta.

00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:04.260
That was so fucking funny. They said they brought

00:43:04.260 --> 00:43:07.019
up, like, in terms of, like, that I had the same

00:43:07.019 --> 00:43:10.460
fucking interview both times. I'll tell my story.

00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:13.079
So they go. So one of the last questions is,

00:43:13.099 --> 00:43:16.840
so what do you dislike, which is about the job

00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:19.400
field? What do you dislike about the job field?

00:43:19.579 --> 00:43:24.300
Not what you just dislike about anything. It's

00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:27.260
pretty set up in a way where that's very clear.

00:43:27.780 --> 00:43:30.820
I don't know how you misread that question so

00:43:30.820 --> 00:43:34.820
bad. So Tyler, what don't you like? And I'm like,

00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:37.929
so. You know when you're taking a laundry? This

00:43:37.929 --> 00:43:40.469
is legitimately how I said it. I go, so you know

00:43:40.469 --> 00:43:42.269
how when you're taking a laundry from the washing

00:43:42.269 --> 00:43:44.050
machine and putting it into the dryer machine

00:43:44.050 --> 00:43:48.309
and it feels wet and weird? They're like, yeah.

00:43:48.369 --> 00:43:51.010
I'm like, I hate that so much. That's like the

00:43:51.010 --> 00:43:54.409
thing I dislike the most. And then my boss, my

00:43:54.409 --> 00:43:57.289
former boss comes up and he just goes. We meant

00:43:57.289 --> 00:44:01.610
about the job field. Yeah. Immediately. Not even

00:44:01.610 --> 00:44:03.550
like 10 minutes after his interview, the group

00:44:03.550 --> 00:44:07.769
chat blew up with like, yeah, beep is, was there.

00:44:07.849 --> 00:44:09.949
And he's like, what the fuck is the deal with

00:44:09.949 --> 00:44:13.190
that? He's like, you just came in here and told

00:44:13.190 --> 00:44:15.530
me what you said. Like, why the fuck did you

00:44:15.530 --> 00:44:18.510
say that, dude? I mean, I got the job. He's like,

00:44:18.610 --> 00:44:21.429
yeah, they like you, but they had no idea what

00:44:21.429 --> 00:44:23.130
to make of that. They said that was one of the

00:44:23.130 --> 00:44:25.150
most out -of -left -field answers they got for

00:44:25.150 --> 00:44:27.610
any question, any interview. They're like, that

00:44:27.610 --> 00:44:31.230
is insane. I just liked how it went back in for

00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:33.809
my interview, and I was thinking about that moment

00:44:33.809 --> 00:44:35.849
in my head just walking in because I find it

00:44:35.849 --> 00:44:38.110
funny. And then they're like, oh, yeah, right,

00:44:38.250 --> 00:44:40.710
you're Tyler Lee. friend right I'm like yeah

00:44:40.710 --> 00:44:46.070
and then Mike Evans just goes he just chuckled

00:44:46.070 --> 00:44:48.349
at the mention of me being your friend I was

00:44:48.349 --> 00:44:52.090
like oh my god like what type of reputation does

00:44:52.090 --> 00:44:55.190
Tyler have here I had a reputation as a good

00:44:55.190 --> 00:45:00.059
provider but very autistic yeah That's fucking

00:45:00.059 --> 00:45:02.440
hilarious. But yeah, that guy just was like,

00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:04.400
yeah, when you take the laundry from the washer

00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:06.599
to the dryer, that weird, like wet feeling. I

00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:09.320
hate that. I hate that so much. I love it. Okay.

00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:12.039
I love the, the, the stunt on their face. And

00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:16.360
I'm like, I said something wrong about the job.

00:45:16.380 --> 00:45:18.960
And I go, Oh, why do I dislike about the job?

00:45:19.059 --> 00:45:24.559
I don't like lazy providers. I gave, I gave the

00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.369
politician answer to that. It was like, I just

00:45:27.369 --> 00:45:30.650
I hate being I hate needing to wait at a hospital.

00:45:31.309 --> 00:45:34.130
I feel like I could be advocating for my patient

00:45:34.130 --> 00:45:39.190
better. What did you get in the fucking hallway?

00:45:40.070 --> 00:45:43.750
But yeah, my dumb ass was just like, I don't

00:45:43.750 --> 00:45:45.929
like lazy providers. And then they were like,

00:45:46.010 --> 00:45:51.929
yeah, that works. I think my political answers

00:45:51.929 --> 00:45:54.550
are what got me my full -time job, to be completely

00:45:54.550 --> 00:45:57.230
honest. I fucking killed it in that interview.

00:45:57.389 --> 00:46:01.550
You're trying to make fire work? You want a jacket?

00:46:01.670 --> 00:46:04.190
Warming my hands up. There's another weird question

00:46:04.190 --> 00:46:05.630
they asked on that. They're like, all right,

00:46:05.670 --> 00:46:07.429
this is just a question that we like to throw

00:46:07.429 --> 00:46:09.409
in there just to see. Oh, and they ask you what

00:46:09.409 --> 00:46:12.409
your favorite song is. If you were on an island

00:46:12.409 --> 00:46:14.590
and only had one song to listen to for the rest

00:46:14.590 --> 00:46:16.750
of your life, what would it be? And I'm like,

00:46:16.829 --> 00:46:21.539
I would say. heil hitler by kanye right now i

00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:25.659
said play that funky music call me maybe my my

00:46:25.659 --> 00:46:28.579
answers to that were i said dream on by aerosmith

00:46:28.579 --> 00:46:30.599
the first time i thought that would appeal and

00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:33.579
i think i it did land and then the second time

00:46:33.579 --> 00:46:36.000
i was like i remember i said that the first time

00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:37.860
but this time i'm gonna have to say one piece

00:46:37.860 --> 00:46:41.360
at a time by johnny cash and mike just went like

00:46:42.010 --> 00:46:44.670
That's a great song. That's like, I fucking knew

00:46:44.670 --> 00:46:47.510
that would land. That's a great song. I was like,

00:46:47.610 --> 00:46:49.190
this motherfucker is going to play that shit

00:46:49.190 --> 00:46:51.550
on the way home today. Fucking Butters interviewed

00:46:51.550 --> 00:46:55.070
me for my job at Mohawk. And he goes, what would

00:46:55.070 --> 00:46:57.010
you bring to an island if you could only bring

00:46:57.010 --> 00:46:59.309
two things? And I'm like, a lighter so I can

00:46:59.309 --> 00:47:03.989
make fire and a guitar. Butters, I remember my

00:47:03.989 --> 00:47:09.130
interview at Mohawk. I was 19 years old. I got

00:47:09.130 --> 00:47:12.369
denied from Empire because I quote unquote didn't

00:47:12.369 --> 00:47:14.269
have experience. I think they just thought I

00:47:14.269 --> 00:47:16.949
was too weird. And then, um, what are you going

00:47:16.949 --> 00:47:18.690
to say? They don't turn many people away for

00:47:18.690 --> 00:47:21.050
that reason. Yeah. And then I'm like, whatever.

00:47:21.230 --> 00:47:23.510
And then I went to Mohawk and I'm like all over

00:47:23.510 --> 00:47:25.070
the dumps. I'm like, they're going to deny me

00:47:25.070 --> 00:47:27.769
too. And then I realized that no one gets denied.

00:47:29.829 --> 00:47:34.409
Nobody, nobody gets denied. And like, I realized

00:47:34.409 --> 00:47:36.190
halfway through the interview, he was still asking

00:47:36.190 --> 00:47:38.429
me questions and he was writing out like my contract

00:47:38.429 --> 00:47:40.829
while I was doing that. I'm like, oh, so I got

00:47:40.829 --> 00:47:43.570
the job, so I can... Oh, yeah, me too, actually.

00:47:43.730 --> 00:47:46.170
It was the same day. Yeah, he's like... Like,

00:47:46.170 --> 00:47:48.570
the interview ended, and he's just like, all

00:47:48.570 --> 00:47:50.889
right, so you're hired. Just show me that you

00:47:50.889 --> 00:47:53.590
can lift up 125 pounds and drag this dummy. And

00:47:53.590 --> 00:47:55.530
I'm like, all right, cool. That's what Cruz did

00:47:55.530 --> 00:47:58.030
with me. Yeah, and I'm like, okay. And then I'm

00:47:58.030 --> 00:48:00.150
like... Can I take off my dress shirt? They're

00:48:00.150 --> 00:48:02.130
like, yeah, you can. Cause I was wearing like

00:48:02.130 --> 00:48:05.110
a, like a dress shirt and a tie and I fucking

00:48:05.110 --> 00:48:07.349
dragged it. I'm like, is that good? They're like,

00:48:07.369 --> 00:48:10.500
yeah, that's fine. I'm like, okay, cool. Where

00:48:10.500 --> 00:48:11.960
did they do all that for you? Did they do it

00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:13.940
at Glenville? Glenville, yeah. The Glenville

00:48:13.940 --> 00:48:15.880
Center. I thought that was so weird because that

00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:18.400
was the only time I went into that station for,

00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:21.039
like, two years. Oh, yeah. That's a fact. I fucking

00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.239
picked a shift up out there. I was like, oh,

00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:26.599
right. Like, holy fuck. I got hired here. I forgot

00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:28.840
this place existed. And, like, also the Glenville

00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:31.440
station is also the worst station. Yeah. Dude,

00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:34.380
I honestly, like, I know it was a mess and, like,

00:48:34.380 --> 00:48:36.400
disgusting. You want to know what station I really

00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.940
missed, though? Which one? Detroit? I missed

00:48:38.940 --> 00:48:41.639
the Troy and the Brunswick stations. Those places

00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:44.320
both felt so fucking homey. I never went to the

00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:46.320
Brunswick station, not once. Really? Dan, you

00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:49.480
ever go to the Brunswick station? Yeah. I never

00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:51.679
went. The old one that was in the office complex?

00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:54.539
Yeah, yeah. The tiny little garage? Yeah, I never

00:48:54.539 --> 00:48:56.019
went there. I went to the Troy station a couple

00:48:56.019 --> 00:48:58.980
times, but then I'm like, ooh, people had sex

00:48:58.980 --> 00:49:03.159
here. I just like Troy because it's like, I don't

00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:04.920
know, it's just so compact. It's an apartment

00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.889
complex now. I know. It's two apartments. No,

00:49:07.929 --> 00:49:10.250
they turned it into a garage. No, the garage

00:49:10.250 --> 00:49:13.250
part is a garage, but like the living or like

00:49:13.250 --> 00:49:16.829
the normal section is now a apartment. God, I

00:49:16.829 --> 00:49:18.949
fucking feel bad for whoever was there. Because

00:49:18.949 --> 00:49:21.550
I actually, I was looking for apartments at that

00:49:21.550 --> 00:49:23.550
point. I'm like, it would be the funniest story

00:49:23.550 --> 00:49:25.949
if I became, because you know the narc box like

00:49:25.949 --> 00:49:27.869
in the wall? Yeah. I got turned into a microwave,

00:49:28.070 --> 00:49:32.719
which I thought was funny. Dan, I know you don't

00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.079
have much time. You got time for Jeopardy? Yeah,

00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:38.559
let's do it. And then we'll just continue our

00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:42.639
conversations afterwards. Fuck. I fucking hate

00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:47.539
this game with a burning passion. Yeah, you fucked

00:49:47.539 --> 00:49:51.559
me last week, Ally Mac. I had the biggest landslide

00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:54.280
victory of all time. He cornered me. He's like

00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:57.800
a wolf. I was like a fucking sheep, bro. I didn't

00:49:57.800 --> 00:49:59.860
know what I was walking into, and I just hear

00:49:59.860 --> 00:50:03.739
like a growl. If anything, I feel like you should

00:50:03.739 --> 00:50:05.980
have had a better chance at beating him, because

00:50:05.980 --> 00:50:08.239
you weren't fighting me for the easy ones that

00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:12.010
somehow we beat him to. Nah, this was a slaughter.

00:50:12.230 --> 00:50:15.010
Dan was in the woods and he was like... It was

00:50:15.010 --> 00:50:18.630
like a sheep just in the corner shaking. It was

00:50:18.630 --> 00:50:22.469
like negative 2 ,000 to 10 ,000. It was fucking

00:50:22.469 --> 00:50:25.429
bad. It was a beatdown of biblical proportions.

00:50:26.050 --> 00:50:28.969
It was a David versus Goliath and David got fucked.

00:50:29.969 --> 00:50:32.289
Our last game between you and me was actually

00:50:32.289 --> 00:50:34.849
pretty good. David got used as a fucking fleshlight.

00:50:35.420 --> 00:50:37.639
The one before this one wasn't too bad. Yeah,

00:50:37.659 --> 00:50:40.679
he stole that one from me. Welcome back to Jeopardy.

00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:45.659
I'm Chris Cornell. Welcome back to your 14 -time

00:50:45.659 --> 00:50:49.519
winner, Dan. The vitamin man. Yeah, baby. Six

00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:53.739
-time winner, Ali Mack. The safe. The safe. 34

00:50:53.739 --> 00:50:57.519
-time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking go. How many

00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:06.559
times? 34. Jesus Christ. All right. Tyler's going

00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:13.780
against Dan and Allie Mac solo. We do 2v1 today.

00:51:13.900 --> 00:51:18.320
Dan and Allie Mac are on the team together. Let's

00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:20.019
fucking go, Dan. Tyler's been fucking winning

00:51:20.019 --> 00:51:22.579
so hard. Let's fucking slaughter him. Let me

00:51:22.579 --> 00:51:25.519
get that. They got black cherry. Let's fucking

00:51:25.519 --> 00:51:30.559
slaughter. They got black cherry and cherry ice.

00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:33.739
Did you ever try one of these ones? No, I've

00:51:33.739 --> 00:51:36.820
never even seen them, to be honest. It might

00:51:36.820 --> 00:51:38.280
be one of the ones that's only available in Sweden.

00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:40.159
I know there's a couple ones that are only available

00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:42.159
in Sweden. Tyler, you think you can beat these

00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:43.840
guys? Can I get a hit of that bait to focus?

00:51:44.099 --> 00:51:46.639
Is my nose bleeding? No, you're good. You know,

00:51:46.679 --> 00:51:49.500
I think that I have a shot at beating two people

00:51:49.500 --> 00:51:52.679
at once, but I'm not completely confident, but

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:56.340
I think that I have a chance. I'm just waiting

00:51:56.340 --> 00:51:58.579
until we win, and then we're going to cycle back

00:51:58.579 --> 00:52:00.760
to this moment and say, You can't have two people

00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:05.369
play on the same team! God damn! So last time

00:52:05.369 --> 00:52:11.130
Tyler won 10 ,000 to negative 22. So I think

00:52:11.130 --> 00:52:13.989
they're doing a handicap on my end of fighting

00:52:13.989 --> 00:52:16.829
two people. You ever see the fight of Eddie Hall

00:52:16.829 --> 00:52:18.889
versus the two midgets? It's going to be like

00:52:18.889 --> 00:52:23.150
that. Team Dan and Allie Mac. All right. So can

00:52:23.150 --> 00:52:25.889
I at least pick the category first because of

00:52:25.889 --> 00:52:27.909
the... You won last time, so you get to pick

00:52:27.909 --> 00:52:31.780
anyway. Categories are... Judaism 101. Fuck!

00:52:33.139 --> 00:52:37.599
God damn it! Yeah, it's a wash. Scott Free. Okay.

00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:41.440
Okay Boomer. Alright. The Color Purple. That's

00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.840
a good color. Don't Be Dense. Okay. And Cardinal

00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:48.440
Directions. Fuck again? Cardinal Directions?

00:52:48.500 --> 00:52:53.099
Damn. I guess we'll go with Judaism 101. Fuck

00:52:53.099 --> 00:52:55.679
it. Whatever. You fucking Jew. I'm a fucking

00:52:55.679 --> 00:53:00.650
Catholic. 200. Built in the 1270s, Prague is

00:53:00.650 --> 00:53:02.929
home to the oldest surviving one of these Jewish...

00:53:02.929 --> 00:53:04.750
What is this? Synagogue. ...couch of worship.

00:53:05.090 --> 00:53:11.789
Oh, Alimax. Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Fuck yeah!

00:53:12.210 --> 00:53:14.869
Yeah, we got that right. I am not confident in

00:53:14.869 --> 00:53:18.949
any of these categories. I'm just gonna say that

00:53:18.949 --> 00:53:21.309
from the start. I am not confident in any of

00:53:21.309 --> 00:53:25.989
these. Alimax, man. Keep it going. 400. Foods

00:53:25.989 --> 00:53:28.110
that are permissible to eat under Jewish law.

00:53:28.329 --> 00:53:34.710
I got it. What is kosher? Fuck! Kosher. It's

00:53:34.710 --> 00:53:39.349
okay. We'll go with the Jews once again. 600.

00:53:39.469 --> 00:53:42.530
God revealed the Ten Commandments to this revered

00:53:42.530 --> 00:53:45.570
prophet at Mount Sinai. What is Moses? Fuck!

00:53:45.929 --> 00:53:49.909
Fuck! Fuck! Oh, I saw another Jehovah Witness.

00:53:50.010 --> 00:53:51.730
I'll tell you about it after. Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:53:52.269 --> 00:53:54.130
I'd like to hear about it. He's an ex -Jehovah

00:53:54.130 --> 00:53:57.429
Witness, also. The best kind. Tyler's pick. Juice.

00:53:59.309 --> 00:54:04.730
For $800. Goddamn Daily Doubles! You got $1 ,000.

00:54:04.949 --> 00:54:06.469
I'm just going to bet it all. I'm going to do

00:54:06.469 --> 00:54:10.429
a True Daily Double. True Daily Double! Ow! Is

00:54:10.429 --> 00:54:13.829
there no special sound effect for that? No, for

00:54:13.829 --> 00:54:15.809
True Daily Double? There's no special sound effect?

00:54:15.909 --> 00:54:21.460
How about this? Yeah, let's go with it. Outlining

00:54:21.460 --> 00:54:25.159
laws for Jews to follow, the first five books

00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:28.099
of the Tanakh are collectively known by this

00:54:28.099 --> 00:54:32.260
name. The first five books are called what? Are

00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:35.360
known by this name. Okay, so the first five.

00:54:35.460 --> 00:54:37.260
I think I actually know the answer. I know the

00:54:37.260 --> 00:54:40.079
answer. Does Tyler know the answer? Come on,

00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:41.900
bro. You don't know this? What is it? Tamal?

00:54:42.500 --> 00:54:49.380
What? Tamal? Oh, no. The Torah. Ah, the Torah.

00:54:49.539 --> 00:54:53.039
Yeah. I was actually thinking the Talmud. Yeah.

00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:55.940
I was actually thinking Torah. The only reason

00:54:55.940 --> 00:54:58.199
I know that is because of The Last of Us 2. What

00:54:58.199 --> 00:54:59.480
the fuck is the difference? Dina makes a comment

00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:01.900
about it. Oh, she's a Jew? Yeah, in the synagogue.

00:55:01.940 --> 00:55:04.320
She makes a comment about that. Weird. I was

00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:06.320
thinking what you were thinking, Tyler. Tyler's

00:55:06.320 --> 00:55:10.699
pick. Continue, I guess. 1 ,000. This candelabrum

00:55:10.699 --> 00:55:12.780
holds nine candles and is used during... What

00:55:12.780 --> 00:55:18.320
is the menorah, baby? You hit that a second faster

00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:21.079
than me. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.

00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:25.039
You hit that a second faster. Dan, you got scot

00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:28.219
-free, okay boomer, color purple, don't be dense,

00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:32.340
and cardinal directions. Let's do okay boomer.

00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:37.420
200. This substance was smeared on everything

00:55:37.420 --> 00:55:39.840
from walls to lungs in the mid -20th century.

00:55:40.139 --> 00:55:45.539
What is asbestos? Yes. Oh! Oh! Ali Mack! So it's

00:55:45.539 --> 00:55:48.719
a boomer -esque thing? It's okay. Keep it going.

00:55:49.699 --> 00:55:53.179
400. Before Spotify and AirPods, boomers made

00:55:53.179 --> 00:55:56.099
out to love songs on this warm, warbly, analog

00:55:56.099 --> 00:56:00.179
music format. What is vinyl? Warbly. I like that.

00:56:00.460 --> 00:56:04.610
Uh... What? That's exactly what vinyl is. Casey,

00:56:04.789 --> 00:56:07.869
that's exactly what vinyl is. It's an analog

00:56:07.869 --> 00:56:11.570
wobbly format. What? Is it an 8 -track? What

00:56:11.570 --> 00:56:14.980
is an 8 -track? No. Not really. No, if you're

00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:18.880
looking for cassette, that's nonsense. This question

00:56:18.880 --> 00:56:21.920
is too ambiguous. Casey, that's not ambiguous.

00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:24.159
That's exactly what vinyl is. I answered the

00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:27.380
question correctly. Jesus Christ. This question

00:56:27.380 --> 00:56:31.619
is invalid because... Casey, all I do in my spare

00:56:31.619 --> 00:56:33.780
time is listen to vinyl. That's what vinyl is,

00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:35.099
and they made it in the moment. Have you ever

00:56:35.099 --> 00:56:40.460
seen a cartoon where the vinyl is wobbly? It

00:56:40.460 --> 00:56:42.960
was cassette tape. How is a cassette tape wobbly?

00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.760
Dude, they're both analog wobbly formats. It's

00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:48.099
what analog is. I get it. All right. Invalid

00:56:48.099 --> 00:56:50.599
question. No, not invalid. That's bullshit. That's

00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:52.820
fucking money. That's bullshit. Let me explain

00:56:52.820 --> 00:56:54.980
why that makes sense. I'll give you the points.

00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:57.039
I'll give you the points. Okay, whatever. But

00:56:57.039 --> 00:56:58.159
I still want to explain why that's bullshit.

00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:00.619
Cassette tapes were only a thing for 10 years.

00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:03.559
Yeah. They were a thing in the 80s. They were

00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:05.179
only a thing for 10 years. They were a thing

00:57:05.179 --> 00:57:08.059
in the 80s? Which years? 80s and 90s. I don't

00:57:08.059 --> 00:57:09.860
know, but now it's a boomer years, bro. Are you

00:57:09.860 --> 00:57:12.639
fucking kidding me? They didn't have They had

00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:16.000
CDs in the late 90s. Cassettes were like us.

00:57:16.019 --> 00:57:18.320
And they sold vinyl throughout the entire fucking

00:57:18.320 --> 00:57:21.760
time. Yeah, they sold vinyls from like 1910 to

00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:24.920
fucking now. Fucking vinyls, literally the only

00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:26.639
reason the cassette tapes ever fucking existed.

00:57:26.659 --> 00:57:29.289
How many nipples do you want to suck? Nobody,

00:57:29.329 --> 00:57:32.670
Casey, any... Shut up. You got the points. You

00:57:32.670 --> 00:57:35.690
got the points already. You already got the five

00:57:35.690 --> 00:57:39.710
points. Take away the points, Casey. They're

00:57:39.710 --> 00:57:42.750
yelling about it. Take away the points. They're

00:57:42.750 --> 00:57:46.210
arguing. Take it away. Fucking bullshit. I feel

00:57:46.210 --> 00:57:47.690
like they're undercutting your power, Casey.

00:57:48.230 --> 00:57:49.969
I feel like they're undercutting your power.

00:57:50.110 --> 00:57:54.329
That's enough. No, we're not. Whatever. Onward.

00:57:54.429 --> 00:57:57.610
There are multiple flags on the play. Onward.

00:57:57.650 --> 00:58:02.630
Multiple flags on the play. Onward. Unsportsmanlike

00:58:02.630 --> 00:58:06.769
conduct. Shut the fuck up. Let's go to the next

00:58:06.769 --> 00:58:11.510
one. 600. Movers often start sentences with not

00:58:11.510 --> 00:58:14.090
to get political, but right before launching

00:58:14.090 --> 00:58:16.170
into a rant about this government program they

00:58:16.170 --> 00:58:19.500
definitely benefit from. What is social security?

00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:24.119
Yes. I was going to say welfare. I was going

00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:25.679
to say Medicaid. That doesn't apply to that many

00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.500
people. That's another ambiguous one that we

00:58:28.500 --> 00:58:31.019
would have tackled you for, by the way. All right,

00:58:31.039 --> 00:58:34.659
continue. Oh, I would have. Onward. 800. Before

00:58:34.659 --> 00:58:37.239
Google, boomers found answers in these massive

00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:39.460
volumes that doubled as booster seats. What is

00:58:39.460 --> 00:58:53.269
encyclopedia? Yes. Boomers for a thousand thousand

00:58:53.269 --> 00:58:56.230
boomers will never use Venmo, but they'll probably

00:58:56.230 --> 00:58:59.030
carry a checkbook in this ballpoint pen brand

00:58:59.030 --> 00:59:08.050
change Then you got scot -free the color purple

00:59:08.050 --> 00:59:12.119
don't be dense cardinal drug don't dance Don't

00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:15.579
be dense, 200. Time travel comedy where the main

00:59:15.579 --> 00:59:17.960
character's father hits on his mother with the

00:59:17.960 --> 00:59:19.900
line, I'm your destiny. Come on! It goes back

00:59:19.900 --> 00:59:21.880
to the future. I don't even know why I waited

00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:27.739
on that. I am your density. Oh, I mean, your

00:59:27.739 --> 00:59:30.780
destiny. I fucking hate - My favorite movie.

00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:32.400
I hate George McFly so much. I've never watched

00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:36.139
it. Although, fucking, his mom is hot as shit.

00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.519
I've never watched it. Leah Thompson? Oh, yeah.

00:59:38.599 --> 00:59:41.300
Hell, yeah. Let her step on me. Anyway, don't

00:59:41.300 --> 00:59:44.300
be dense for 400, right? Yeah, I'd spit in her

00:59:44.300 --> 00:59:47.460
mouth. Order a black and tan in a pub, and note

00:59:47.460 --> 00:59:49.699
from the record, this dark stout beer floats

00:59:49.699 --> 00:59:53.619
on top. What is Guinness? Yes. Hit that one second

00:59:53.619 --> 00:59:56.659
sooner than me. I thought you were going to ask

00:59:56.659 --> 00:59:58.539
me what the two components of a black and tan

00:59:58.539 --> 01:00:00.119
were. I wanted to see where the question was

01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:02.440
going. Is a black and tan Bailey's Inn? It's

01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:05.420
Guinness and Harp. Oh, it's Harp? Dan and Allie

01:00:05.420 --> 01:00:07.980
Mac are doing good. Allie Mac's great. Keep it

01:00:07.980 --> 01:00:12.530
going. 600. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean

01:00:12.530 --> 01:00:16.230
blue thanks to this... Sorry. That was a mistake.

01:00:16.730 --> 01:00:18.690
Columbus sailed the ocean blue thanks to this

01:00:18.690 --> 01:00:21.769
upward force that a medium like salt water exerts

01:00:21.769 --> 01:00:24.130
on a less dense body like a ship. What is buoyancy?

01:00:24.670 --> 01:00:31.530
Oh, yes! Keep it going. I would like to do full

01:00:31.530 --> 01:00:33.750
awareness that I said I was not confident in

01:00:33.750 --> 01:00:36.849
any of these categories. I was not confident

01:00:36.849 --> 01:00:40.030
in any of them. 800. It doesn't get much denser

01:00:40.030 --> 01:00:42.469
than this extraterrestrial object that oddly

01:00:42.469 --> 01:00:44.949
resembles... What is the sun? Uncooked pasta.

01:00:45.369 --> 01:00:51.019
A sun? No. A pasta? Uncooked pasta. Oh, I know

01:00:51.019 --> 01:00:52.500
what it is, but I'm not going to... Can you say

01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:54.000
it again? It doesn't get much denser. It's an

01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:57.320
element. No, it doesn't get much denser than

01:00:57.320 --> 01:01:00.320
this extraterrestrial object that oddly resembles

01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:04.059
uncooked pasta, except 250 trillion times heavier

01:01:04.059 --> 01:01:08.219
by volume. I'm not going to win anyway, so what

01:01:08.219 --> 01:01:10.739
is a black hole? Oh, actually, it probably is.

01:01:10.900 --> 01:01:14.039
No. That's the densest object ever. No. That's

01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.440
the densest object. It's not technically an object,

01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:19.639
though. It is. The answer is the densest object

01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:22.639
in the universe. It's a fucking black hole. It

01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:26.460
is not, though. This fucking guy. That'd be a

01:01:26.460 --> 01:01:29.639
neutron star. Oh, yeah. Fuck. No, I thought a

01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:31.460
black hole was more dense than a neutron star.

01:01:31.599 --> 01:01:32.599
No, neutron stars are fucking weird. Because

01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:35.840
it has all the little things coming out of it.

01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:38.239
Yeah. They look all fucking weird. I've never

01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:40.500
seen a neutron star. I was thinking, like...

01:01:40.940 --> 01:01:45.760
periodic table. Like I said, no confidence in

01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:47.820
any of these categories. Tyler, you've got to

01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:50.780
be fucking confident. You can't have no confidence.

01:01:51.139 --> 01:01:52.840
If you think you're going to lose, you're going

01:01:52.840 --> 01:01:55.039
to lose. I am going to lose. This is retarded.

01:01:55.340 --> 01:01:57.400
Black holes is singularity. That's where it's

01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:01.340
different. What's the difference? Do you want

01:02:01.340 --> 01:02:04.519
me? No, we got it. That's not a simple answer.

01:02:04.780 --> 01:02:07.460
That's not a simple answer. Allie Mac's pick.

01:02:08.199 --> 01:02:11.960
Oh, I guess it is. Yeah, keep it going. 1000.

01:02:12.099 --> 01:02:15.380
This formula, often seen in physics class, divides

01:02:15.380 --> 01:02:21.260
density as mass divided by this. Can you say

01:02:21.260 --> 01:02:27.019
it again? What is volume? Yes, Ellie Mag. Yeah!

01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:35.750
Yes! Yeah! When they win, is it going to be a

01:02:35.750 --> 01:02:41.309
half win? Is it going to be a half win? I feel

01:02:41.309 --> 01:02:47.090
like that's the accurate one. Why don't you try

01:02:47.090 --> 01:02:50.809
to win then? I'm not going to win. You got Scott

01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:53.030
Free, the color purple, Cardinal Directions.

01:02:53.570 --> 01:02:55.849
Let's do the color purple. Is it about Oprah

01:02:55.849 --> 01:02:58.010
and about how he wanted to jerk off to Oprah?

01:02:58.010 --> 01:03:04.170
200. Dan, what do you think here? You got 4 ,800.

01:03:04.650 --> 01:03:07.090
What's the scores? You got 4 ,800. Tyler's got

01:03:07.090 --> 01:03:10.969
zero. I don't think we should. We gotta play

01:03:10.969 --> 01:03:14.070
it safe here. No, we're just like 500. Alright,

01:03:14.130 --> 01:03:16.610
okay. That's a good... Nice little chunk. Yeah,

01:03:16.690 --> 01:03:20.480
500. We'll do 500. Is this about Oprah or is

01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:25.940
it about jerking off to Oprah? This purple gemstone

01:03:25.940 --> 01:03:29.099
is the birthstone for February and was once believed

01:03:29.099 --> 01:03:33.519
to be protecting against intoxication. Can I

01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:39.739
steal? Purple. It literally was just in my head.

01:03:39.980 --> 01:03:42.659
Can I steal, Casey? No, you can't fucking steal.

01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:47.099
Let's see if they get it right. No. See, made

01:03:47.099 --> 01:03:52.079
-up rules can happen for me, too. Do you have

01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:56.400
any idea? I'm just thinking. It's not ruby. It's

01:03:56.400 --> 01:03:59.659
not garnet. Not emerald. It's not sage. Did you

01:03:59.659 --> 01:04:01.920
say emerald? Well, I'm just going through everything.

01:04:02.019 --> 01:04:05.179
It's emerald. Shut the fuck up. Hold on. We're

01:04:05.179 --> 01:04:06.960
trying to think here, Tyler. You're interrupting

01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:09.360
on purpose. This purple gemstone is the birthstone

01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:12.179
from February and was once believed to protect

01:04:12.179 --> 01:04:16.980
against intoxication. I'm thinking sapphire and

01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:19.260
cobalt, but those are both blue. I will send

01:04:19.260 --> 01:04:22.820
you what I think it is. Why does Tyler have to

01:04:22.820 --> 01:04:27.280
answer? Why does it matter? Who's trying to fuck

01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:30.219
you up? I feel like Sapphire. Is this right,

01:04:30.300 --> 01:04:33.400
Casey? What are some other names for purple?

01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:35.980
Is that right? We'll find out. What are some

01:04:35.980 --> 01:04:44.099
other names for purple? Magenta. Because a lot

01:04:44.099 --> 01:04:45.780
of times the colors come from the stone names.

01:04:46.079 --> 01:04:51.900
Yeah, I know. Gemstone. Purple is a name for

01:04:51.900 --> 01:04:54.000
it. Dude, when he tells us what this is, it's

01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:56.139
going to be pretty upsetting to both of us. It's

01:04:56.139 --> 01:05:00.860
not jade, right? Jade's green. Sage is green.

01:05:01.059 --> 01:05:03.460
No, jade is also green. Is it? Yeah, it's like

01:05:03.460 --> 01:05:09.039
a bright green. Especially if you put light on

01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:13.579
it, it's like super bright green. Does it start

01:05:13.579 --> 01:05:20.599
with a P? You can't. You can't ask that. We're

01:05:20.599 --> 01:05:23.539
only losing 500. It's not bad, dude. You know,

01:05:23.539 --> 01:05:25.360
in case he's going to do some fucking nonsense.

01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:31.519
Violet. Let's say Violet. Violet. Magenta. Amaranth.

01:05:31.579 --> 01:05:33.800
I'm just like, is that a spice or is that just

01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:38.349
stuff? I don't know. And you're better equipped

01:05:38.349 --> 01:05:40.590
to answer this. I really don't know, dude. I

01:05:40.590 --> 01:05:42.710
feel like I just looked this up. And this is

01:05:42.710 --> 01:05:45.150
the problem with information these days. I look

01:05:45.150 --> 01:05:49.110
things up and it just disappears. Because the

01:05:49.110 --> 01:05:51.570
fucking computer has a better memory than you.

01:05:51.829 --> 01:05:53.630
Right. And it's like, I don't have to remember

01:05:53.630 --> 01:05:57.110
things now. And I'm trusting you for the answer

01:05:57.110 --> 01:06:00.670
here. Dude, I feel like I just looked this up.

01:06:00.969 --> 01:06:05.880
And I forget why I was looking it up. You looked

01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:08.840
up the birthstone for February? No, I was just

01:06:08.840 --> 01:06:11.440
looking up something about purple. Purple gemstones?

01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.960
What's that called? Oh, man. They're fucking

01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:19.420
minerals, Marie. Is this fucking... Masonite?

01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:22.800
I don't know. Is this fucking purple dye? Tyrian

01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:28.820
purple. See that the nicks are doing pretty well?

01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:31.800
Stone. We don't know anybody born in February.

01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:35.960
Let's think about this. I don't know what my

01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:39.840
fucking gemstone is. Garnet's red. Garnet's red?

01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:43.280
Garnet is definitely red. I don't know. No, April,

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:46.500
Simon, and January is Garnet. I know my brothers.

01:06:46.579 --> 01:06:52.860
I know mine. June. June is... Fuck. What is June?

01:06:53.679 --> 01:06:56.960
I think yours might be. If he can name all 12,

01:06:57.039 --> 01:07:00.579
he gets points. Does it have to be in order,

01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:02.340
or can I just say the ones that I think? June

01:07:02.340 --> 01:07:05.699
has three birthstones. Pearl, Alexandria, and

01:07:05.699 --> 01:07:09.719
Moonstone. Pearl. Interesting. Why do I have

01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:11.599
fucking three birthstones? Dan, just fire something

01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:14.199
out there. I just don't want the lie. What's

01:07:14.199 --> 01:07:17.420
your final answer? I got nothing, bro. I got

01:07:17.420 --> 01:07:19.900
nothing for this. What is Jake? Are you going

01:07:19.900 --> 01:07:22.199
to say a thing so I can say mine? Okay, Tyler's

01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:24.460
got to prove that he knows it. Why don't you

01:07:24.460 --> 01:07:26.900
say it, Tyler? Wait, wait, wait. What's your

01:07:26.900 --> 01:07:29.460
answer, Dan and Ellie Mac? Let's see their fucking

01:07:29.460 --> 01:07:35.300
answer. It's not Jade. They say Jade. What is

01:07:35.300 --> 01:07:38.340
Amethyst? Oh, Amethyst. What did I say? Tyler

01:07:38.340 --> 01:07:40.900
steals the points. I thought it was the spice.

01:07:41.219 --> 01:07:45.920
I said Amaranth. What was it? Amethyst. Amethyst.

01:07:45.920 --> 01:07:47.989
That's what I was fucking doing. Fuck! Tyler's

01:07:47.989 --> 01:07:49.369
got 300 or 500 points for that. Dude, I thought

01:07:49.369 --> 01:07:51.690
about that, too. I was thinking, like, in Skyrim,

01:07:51.730 --> 01:07:54.730
I was like... Amethyst is a thing. I know. It

01:07:54.730 --> 01:07:56.550
was in my fucking head. It's a Minecraft block.

01:07:56.849 --> 01:07:59.110
Tyler stole the points. Tyler stole the points.

01:07:59.110 --> 01:08:01.090
He didn't steal the points. He did. He got 500.

01:08:01.329 --> 01:08:03.730
We can't do that. It's 500. We can't fucking

01:08:03.730 --> 01:08:06.429
do that. Yes, I can. Let him get his 500. Let

01:08:06.429 --> 01:08:09.269
him get his 500. Fuck that. That's some bullshit.

01:08:09.809 --> 01:08:12.909
I guess we'll continue on. All right. Okay. I

01:08:12.909 --> 01:08:16.590
see how it is now. 400. How does it feel that

01:08:16.590 --> 01:08:19.970
you should take it from you? In Charlie and the

01:08:19.970 --> 01:08:22.369
Chocolate Factory, this colorful character blows

01:08:22.369 --> 01:08:26.329
up after eating experimental gum. Fuck, it's

01:08:26.329 --> 01:08:28.869
the purple category. Fuck. I should have known

01:08:28.869 --> 01:08:32.069
that. Violet. Fuck. Violet? You're turning violet!

01:08:32.350 --> 01:08:35.350
Turning violet. Violet. Tyler's thing. Purple.

01:08:35.609 --> 01:08:42.810
Can you not? 600. JFK won this medal for his

01:08:42.810 --> 01:08:47.970
service. That's a purple heart. Fuck. Come on.

01:08:47.970 --> 01:08:52.350
Fucking go. Get me that fucking. Come on. That's

01:08:52.350 --> 01:08:55.229
not fair. In World War II after being attacked

01:08:55.229 --> 01:08:58.109
by the Japanese. Did he? Yeah. He was a pilot.

01:08:59.289 --> 01:09:03.729
Was he? Yeah. JFK? He was in the Navy. But he

01:09:03.729 --> 01:09:08.130
was also a naval pilot. Oh. Oh, shit. Dance pick.

01:09:08.670 --> 01:09:12.550
Same category. 800. This vegetable often grows...

01:09:12.550 --> 01:09:14.369
What is eggplant? Oh, shit. Because what else

01:09:14.369 --> 01:09:17.630
would it be? What else would it be? Yeah, there's

01:09:17.630 --> 01:09:19.449
no other purple. Wait, why did we not get...

01:09:19.449 --> 01:09:23.569
We shut it off. Yeah! You shut it off! There

01:09:23.569 --> 01:09:30.229
we go. Dan's pick. What else? We got any more

01:09:30.229 --> 01:09:32.729
purple left? Yeah, there's 1 ,000. 1 ,000. This

01:09:32.729 --> 01:09:36.270
purple... Oh, wait. It's perp drank. Oh, no,

01:09:36.270 --> 01:09:38.630
wait. This purple vegetable is often pickled

01:09:38.630 --> 01:09:41.489
and used as a tangy condiment on sandwiches and

01:09:41.489 --> 01:09:45.770
burgers, but its name can be misleading. What

01:09:45.770 --> 01:09:49.550
is tomato? Nope. That was fucking really stupid,

01:09:49.770 --> 01:09:53.670
Dan. I'm sorry. A purple vegetable? This purple...

01:09:53.670 --> 01:09:56.930
Tomato. Wait, say it again. Say it again. Say

01:09:56.930 --> 01:09:59.369
it again. This purple vegetable is also pickled

01:09:59.369 --> 01:10:02.930
and used as... What is an onion? Could be more

01:10:02.930 --> 01:10:15.449
specific. What is a purple onion? No Why the

01:10:15.449 --> 01:10:19.829
fuck did I say tomato I Would have been happier

01:10:19.829 --> 01:10:21.729
with myself if I said lettuce because lettuce

01:10:21.729 --> 01:10:23.989
at least can be purple too. It's iceberg lettuce

01:10:23.989 --> 01:10:26.609
Dan You got scott free and cardinal direction.

01:10:27.050 --> 01:10:31.810
Oh Scott free 200 this bumbling boss once stated

01:10:31.810 --> 01:10:34.670
you know what they say fool me once strike one

01:10:34.670 --> 01:10:39.350
but fool me twice strike three what bumbling

01:10:39.350 --> 01:10:43.670
boss this bumbling boss once stated what is michael

01:10:43.670 --> 01:10:49.569
scott yes oh yeah it's scott yeah i was thinking

01:10:49.569 --> 01:10:53.470
scottish other scott for a thousand thousand

01:10:53.470 --> 01:10:57.460
this scott had to just Defeat seven evil exes.

01:10:58.000 --> 01:11:02.020
What is Scott Pilgrim? Ramona Flowers. No, that's

01:11:02.020 --> 01:11:03.220
right, because I don't know what the fuck it

01:11:03.220 --> 01:11:05.819
is. Scott Pilgrim is such a fucking good movie,

01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:08.560
dude. And also Ramona Flowers in that? Fucking

01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:13.399
get it. Hard. She's got fucking pink, purple,

01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:20.859
and blue hair. Hell yes. Scott's for $800. 800.

01:11:21.060 --> 01:11:23.560
This American author wrote The Great Gatsby,

01:11:23.699 --> 01:11:26.159
then drank himself into literary legend. It was

01:11:26.159 --> 01:11:27.699
F. Scott Fitzgerald. Yeah, it's F. Scott Fitzgerald.

01:11:27.779 --> 01:11:31.300
Oh, yeah! Yeah! I was trying to think of what

01:11:31.300 --> 01:11:33.640
the fucking initial was. I'm like, fuck, what's

01:11:33.640 --> 01:11:37.239
his initial? Allie Mack's pick. Keep it going.

01:11:39.500 --> 01:11:42.739
400. This former Keeping Up with the Kardashians

01:11:42.739 --> 01:11:45.600
regular and self -proclaimed lord is known for

01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:51.489
his lavish lifestyle. Oh, I don't know. Sorry,

01:11:51.489 --> 01:11:55.510
guys. Scott? This former Keeping Up with the

01:11:55.510 --> 01:11:59.729
Kardashians regular, self -proclaimed lord, is

01:11:59.729 --> 01:12:03.770
known for his lavish lifestyle. What is his name?

01:12:04.369 --> 01:12:09.970
I don't know. Time it out. Scott Disick. Oh,

01:12:09.970 --> 01:12:15.829
yeah. No fucking idea. Keep it going. Ali Max

01:12:15.829 --> 01:12:21.939
pick. 600. Born Jacques Berman Webster, this

01:12:21.939 --> 01:12:25.619
musician saw 10 of his fans trampled to death

01:12:25.619 --> 01:12:28.720
at a concert in 2021. What is Travis Scott? Fuck.

01:12:28.859 --> 01:12:33.699
Second away. Second away. Is there only Cardinal

01:12:33.699 --> 01:12:35.460
Directions left? Yeah. We'll do it for 1 ,000.

01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:40.220
1 ,000. Focus up. This state is the only one

01:12:40.220 --> 01:12:42.619
with a Cardinal Direction in its name that touches

01:12:42.619 --> 01:12:47.439
Canada. I think I know it, but I'm hesitant to

01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:50.899
answer it. What is North Dakota? That's correct.

01:12:51.119 --> 01:12:53.640
Fuck me. I knew that. I was about to fucking

01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:56.380
say it. Tyler's getting back in. All right, what's

01:12:56.380 --> 01:13:00.220
the scores? Dan and Allie Mac got 5 ,500. Oh,

01:13:00.239 --> 01:13:03.319
yeah. Tyler's got 3 ,700. There's no way I can

01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:07.180
win. You're literally within half of them, so

01:13:07.180 --> 01:13:09.600
you can still win. Yeah, not half of the both

01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:13.810
of them. No, they have 5 ,500 combined. Oh, combined.

01:13:14.170 --> 01:13:19.270
Oh, I thought it was. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 800.

01:13:19.989 --> 01:13:24.069
800. In Feng Shui, this direction is associated

01:13:24.069 --> 01:13:29.189
with career and life path energy. Oh, fuck. Career.

01:13:29.869 --> 01:13:33.750
Dan, do not buzz in unless you're about to buzz

01:13:33.750 --> 01:13:36.930
in. I knew this one. What the fuck? If you're

01:13:36.930 --> 01:13:40.069
confident, go for it, but we can't piss awake.

01:13:40.470 --> 01:13:44.869
Points on this. Oh, my God. It's only one of

01:13:44.869 --> 01:13:49.449
four. I don't like our odds there when we're

01:13:49.449 --> 01:13:53.890
in the lead, though. Anyone? No. No. The North.

01:13:54.029 --> 01:13:55.609
I was going to say North. I was going to say

01:13:55.609 --> 01:13:57.890
North, too. I was like, the only way is up. Tyler's

01:13:57.890 --> 01:14:05.609
big. I guess 600. 600. Direction the NFL Cardinals

01:14:05.609 --> 01:14:08.869
home stadium is in relation to the MLB Cardinals

01:14:08.869 --> 01:14:13.760
home stadium. What the fuck? The what? Direction.

01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:16.819
I literally was adjusting my hat. Direction of

01:14:16.819 --> 01:14:20.100
the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation to

01:14:20.100 --> 01:14:21.680
the MLB Cardinals. I don't even know where the

01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:24.199
fucking MLB Cardinals are. It's Chase Field.

01:14:27.180 --> 01:14:29.119
I'm not confident enough to buzz it. You got

01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:32.100
it, Ali Mack. No. You just have to think about

01:14:32.100 --> 01:14:34.539
what are the cities these are. I don't know where

01:14:34.539 --> 01:14:36.560
the Cardinals from fucking. Where are the Cardinals?

01:14:36.560 --> 01:14:39.510
Ali Mack, do you know what the cities are? Time

01:14:39.510 --> 01:14:42.310
it out. It's Arizona and somewhere else. Time

01:14:42.310 --> 01:14:43.850
it out. Do you know what the cities are? Time

01:14:43.850 --> 01:14:47.069
it out. Why? Yeah, I do, but if I say it... Look,

01:14:47.270 --> 01:14:49.810
I don't know geography that well. I know both

01:14:49.810 --> 01:14:52.229
of the cities, so I'm not going to fucking answer

01:14:52.229 --> 01:14:54.310
it. Okay. You know both of the cities? I got

01:14:54.310 --> 01:14:57.850
it. Wait, wait, stop, stop. Say the question

01:14:57.850 --> 01:15:01.010
one more time. You know both of the cities? Direction

01:15:01.010 --> 01:15:03.770
of the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation

01:15:03.770 --> 01:15:11.050
to the MLB Cardinals home stadium. Okay. Go away.

01:15:14.869 --> 01:15:21.149
They're conferencing. What's the other one? All

01:15:21.149 --> 01:15:24.010
right, say the question one more time. What is

01:15:24.010 --> 01:15:28.329
East? Oh, no. Say the question again. Yes! Direction

01:15:28.329 --> 01:15:30.890
of the NFL Cardinals home stadium in relation

01:15:30.890 --> 01:15:52.739
to the MLB Cardinals home stadium. That would

01:15:52.739 --> 01:16:02.100
be Phoenix and st. Louis Phoenix is west of st.

01:16:02.260 --> 01:16:04.399
Louis, but they're not Phoenix Cardinals the

01:16:04.399 --> 01:16:07.899
Arizona Cardinals. That's the team Oh, I was

01:16:07.899 --> 01:16:11.739
thinking Arizona is west of Missouri. I was thinking

01:16:11.739 --> 01:16:14.939
that Missouri was okay, whatever Next question!

01:16:15.720 --> 01:16:22.100
You want $200 or $400? $400. $400. Daily double,

01:16:22.199 --> 01:16:25.340
Tyler. You're still in it. You got $3 ,700. Dan

01:16:25.340 --> 01:16:31.140
and Adam have $5 ,500. It's a tough decision.

01:16:33.600 --> 01:16:36.960
It doesn't get much... Tough decision, Tyler.

01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:40.539
It doesn't get much crazier than this. I'm going

01:16:40.539 --> 01:16:43.720
to make it a true daily double. Oh! True Daily

01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:47.159
Double. Damn. I'm going all or nothing here.

01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:49.520
For the True Daily Double. I'm fucking going

01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:53.539
all in, Casey. Direction of Vatican City in relation

01:16:53.539 --> 01:16:59.779
to Rome. That doesn't... Okay, Casey. Casey,

01:17:00.060 --> 01:17:02.000
the Vatican City is in Rome. Oh, this is good.

01:17:02.300 --> 01:17:04.819
This is good. What direction is it? This is good.

01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:08.579
Casey, the Vatican City is in Rome. It's surrounded

01:17:08.579 --> 01:17:11.739
by Rome. I love this. So what direction is it?

01:17:12.039 --> 01:17:15.619
It's surrounded by it. There's no center direction,

01:17:15.899 --> 01:17:18.460
Casey. I need a cardinal direction for the answer.

01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:20.520
A cardinal direction fucking north. Can I take

01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:23.640
it, Casey? No, no. Well, he's got to answer first.

01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:27.819
What is north? What is south? Tyler says, what

01:17:27.819 --> 01:17:30.399
is north first? That's right. The answer was

01:17:30.399 --> 01:17:33.500
any direction. I was going to say it was the

01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:36.520
center. Any direction? Yeah. That's fucked up,

01:17:36.579 --> 01:17:40.180
bro. Dude, I was saying like this. No. It's all

01:17:40.180 --> 01:17:44.350
about the wager, bro. That was the question.

01:17:45.210 --> 01:17:47.569
That's bullshit. No, he said the right answer

01:17:47.569 --> 01:17:50.090
was it's surrounded by Rome. No, you said yourself,

01:17:50.090 --> 01:17:52.890
I need an answer of a cardinal direction. It's

01:17:52.890 --> 01:17:54.970
impossible for him to get it wrong. Exactly.

01:17:57.529 --> 01:18:00.670
He's got it. I said it was surrounded by, I'm

01:18:00.670 --> 01:18:02.130
like, that doesn't seem like a fair question.

01:18:02.270 --> 01:18:05.850
Casey, I want to skull fuck you right now. The

01:18:05.850 --> 01:18:08.710
thing is, you have to know that Vatican City

01:18:08.710 --> 01:18:12.250
is surrounded by Rome, which he said. According

01:18:12.250 --> 01:18:14.850
to ChatGPT, the Vatican is located on the western

01:18:14.850 --> 01:18:18.229
side of Rome. Specifically, it's just west of

01:18:18.229 --> 01:18:22.149
the Tiber River. I didn't hear nothing about

01:18:22.149 --> 01:18:24.350
the Tiber River. It's on the west side. It's

01:18:24.350 --> 01:18:26.289
surrounded by Rome. It's not in the middle of

01:18:26.289 --> 01:18:27.689
Rome. It's on the west. The question was direction

01:18:27.689 --> 01:18:29.789
of Vatican City. So it would be west. It would

01:18:29.789 --> 01:18:31.930
be west of the center of Rome. But Rome is also

01:18:31.930 --> 01:18:34.289
west of Vatican City. It is also west of Vatican

01:18:34.289 --> 01:18:36.149
City. That is true because the Vatican is in

01:18:36.149 --> 01:18:39.859
the city. But not the center of Rome. We got

01:18:39.859 --> 01:18:43.079
a game going. Last question. Fuck you, Casey.

01:18:43.699 --> 01:18:48.180
Fuck off. That's the stupidest fucking question.

01:18:49.659 --> 01:18:53.760
200. Cardinal Robert Prevost flew in this direction

01:18:53.760 --> 01:18:56.600
in order to get to his new home as Pope from

01:18:56.600 --> 01:18:59.560
his American hometown. Yeah, we just get all

01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:02.260
the fucking... East? Yeah, we just get all the

01:19:02.260 --> 01:19:04.279
fucking religious... Yeah, let's get the pulp

01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:06.579
questions. Yeah, fuck this. Yeah, Vatican City.

01:19:06.779 --> 01:19:09.739
Oh, yeah, Daily Double on the Vatican one, too.

01:19:09.819 --> 01:19:14.359
Why not? Fucking bullshit. Oh, guys. DC, you

01:19:14.359 --> 01:19:18.100
couldn't break a game if you fucking tried. That

01:19:18.100 --> 01:19:20.800
was actually the question. Yeah, well, it's a

01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:24.460
stupid fucking question, okay? Oh, man. Get a

01:19:24.460 --> 01:19:28.079
better AI. Close game. Tyler's got 7 ,600. Dan

01:19:28.079 --> 01:19:32.840
and Allie back have 5 ,500. What's the category?

01:19:33.640 --> 01:19:46.020
Everything. Category is geography. How many points

01:19:46.020 --> 01:19:51.779
do we have? You got 5 ,500. Tyler's got 7 ,600.

01:19:52.119 --> 01:19:57.579
Dan, I trust you. Oh, man. No matter who wins

01:19:57.579 --> 01:19:59.500
this game, somebody's going to stab me in the

01:19:59.500 --> 01:20:03.180
fucking neck. Oh, yeah. Don't think stupid fucking

01:20:03.180 --> 01:20:06.880
questions, Gacy. Yo, let's make the daily double

01:20:06.880 --> 01:20:10.199
a question that you can't get wrong. What the

01:20:10.199 --> 01:20:13.640
fuck? It's all about the wager, my guy. All about

01:20:13.640 --> 01:20:16.020
the weight. That question would never fly on

01:20:16.020 --> 01:20:18.300
actual Jeopardy, ever. Tyler put his fucking

01:20:18.300 --> 01:20:21.300
heart and soul into a daily double. Put his heart

01:20:21.300 --> 01:20:24.000
and soul into saying everything. A true daily

01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:28.439
double. Fuck yourself. Listen, it's okay to get

01:20:28.439 --> 01:20:30.539
fucked in other directions because, you know,

01:20:30.640 --> 01:20:34.779
I was getting fucked every single time. You were

01:20:34.779 --> 01:20:37.319
getting fucked every single time. How many wins

01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:39.920
do you have, Tyler? 34. Yeah, there's been a

01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:43.060
lot of bullshit to get you there, too. A lot

01:20:43.060 --> 01:20:48.319
of this bullshit. So fucking rigged. Two people

01:20:48.319 --> 01:20:50.960
can't even fucking... We're just handing out

01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:53.060
daily doubles now. That's how it fucking works.

01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:56.979
I can tell you how many times on one hand how

01:20:56.979 --> 01:20:59.380
many times I've gotten a free daily double. And

01:20:59.380 --> 01:21:02.619
it's fucking none. None. I've never gotten that,

01:21:02.659 --> 01:21:06.020
ever. I have always gone all in on every Daily

01:21:06.020 --> 01:21:07.920
Double, pretty much, with the exception of a

01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.199
couple. Never have I gotten a hand -me -down.

01:21:10.340 --> 01:21:14.380
Ever, ever. All right, I got your wagers. Question.

01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:19.979
Both JFK and LaGuardia Airport are located on

01:21:19.979 --> 01:21:27.899
this New York island. What is Ellis Island? Both

01:21:27.899 --> 01:21:31.199
JFK and LaGuardia Airport are located on this

01:21:31.199 --> 01:21:36.720
New York Island. Hold on, I'm showing Ali Mack.

01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:42.920
I know what you're getting at. And it's better

01:21:42.920 --> 01:21:46.779
than anything I got. Well, hold on. Oh man, those

01:21:46.779 --> 01:21:49.979
are both tough. It's not, it's, it's, okay, I

01:21:49.979 --> 01:21:53.310
know. Yeah, okay. You know? Yeah, it's... Okay.

01:21:53.390 --> 01:21:55.369
Because with those two, I'd have to do a coin

01:21:55.369 --> 01:21:57.909
flip between them. Okay. I think it's that. Okay.

01:21:57.930 --> 01:22:00.609
If you think about it. Right? I'm thinking flight

01:22:00.609 --> 01:22:04.489
simulator. I'm thinking flight simulator. Okay.

01:22:04.550 --> 01:22:07.710
I trust you way more because I've flown out of

01:22:07.710 --> 01:22:10.909
both of them, I think, and I couldn't tell you

01:22:10.909 --> 01:22:12.970
where either of them are. I would be throwing

01:22:12.970 --> 01:22:15.770
a guess out there. You're informed, so. Well,

01:22:15.949 --> 01:22:19.329
I can picture it, and it's like, yeah. Because

01:22:19.329 --> 01:22:22.270
the other one wouldn't make any sense. Okay.

01:22:24.170 --> 01:22:26.390
I don't think it would either. I agree with you.

01:22:26.489 --> 01:22:31.029
I already put my fucking wager in. I agree. I

01:22:31.029 --> 01:22:33.109
agree with you. When you say that, I want to

01:22:33.109 --> 01:22:36.109
conversate with you. Did you put it in? Yeah.

01:22:36.409 --> 01:22:38.430
So were you thinking that Staten Island was the

01:22:38.430 --> 01:22:40.869
one that it couldn't be? Yeah. Because Staten

01:22:40.869 --> 01:22:43.130
Island doesn't make sense. You have to get there

01:22:43.130 --> 01:22:45.930
by ferry. Yeah, I think it's Queens. It said

01:22:45.930 --> 01:22:50.210
what island, not borough. Oh, fuck. I thought

01:22:50.210 --> 01:22:52.869
if it was what borough, it's in Queens. Casey,

01:22:52.949 --> 01:22:56.149
give us the answer. It's right near the Met Stadium.

01:22:56.149 --> 01:22:58.289
I feel like it's on the beginning of Long Island.

01:22:58.609 --> 01:23:03.010
Tyler says, what is Queens? That's incorrect.

01:23:03.789 --> 01:23:06.430
I always thought that it was Queens because it

01:23:06.430 --> 01:23:09.750
is in Queens. Tyler got 37 .50. He's down to

01:23:09.750 --> 01:23:12.529
38. Did you not say an island? Yeah, I said island.

01:23:12.569 --> 01:23:18.579
I said island. Tyler's down to 38 .50. We say

01:23:18.579 --> 01:23:22.560
Dan Tyler, what is Long Island? That's correct

01:23:43.390 --> 01:23:46.630
that's the sad part all right so that cardinal

01:23:46.630 --> 01:23:49.670
direction question was nonsense though i still

01:23:49.670 --> 01:23:51.689
i even though we won i'm playing that game under

01:23:51.689 --> 01:23:54.649
protest the airport is in queens but it's on

01:23:54.649 --> 01:23:57.710
long island it's a which island but i thought

01:23:57.710 --> 01:24:01.949
which island i was right but also wrong Dan and

01:24:01.949 --> 01:24:05.890
Tyler. The way my face lit up when you said that

01:24:05.890 --> 01:24:09.489
you thought it was Queens. Dan, I'm glad you

01:24:09.489 --> 01:24:12.090
got that, though. I remember flying into JFK

01:24:12.090 --> 01:24:15.029
because I had to take a plane from JFK back to

01:24:15.029 --> 01:24:17.409
Albany. And literally, it was during the Mets

01:24:17.409 --> 01:24:19.750
playoff game. And you could see the Mets stadium

01:24:19.750 --> 01:24:22.789
from JFK. And I'm like, the Mets play in Queens.

01:24:23.170 --> 01:24:25.489
So I'm like, oh, it's got to be in Queens then.

01:24:25.930 --> 01:24:27.909
Yeah, it's like right at the very beginning of

01:24:27.909 --> 01:24:30.069
Long Island. Like barely in Long Island. Yeah,

01:24:30.069 --> 01:24:31.569
it's like almost not Long Island. I mean, it's

01:24:31.569 --> 01:24:33.729
still considered New York City. I'm pretty proud

01:24:33.729 --> 01:24:35.649
of myself. I'm confident that that would have

01:24:35.649 --> 01:24:37.789
been my guess without you telling me it was.

01:24:38.350 --> 01:24:40.310
I think I actually would have got that one. I

01:24:40.310 --> 01:24:42.909
would have been a fucking shot in the dark. Dan

01:24:42.909 --> 01:24:45.930
and Alibag are kind of far behind. So we'll give

01:24:45.930 --> 01:24:48.390
Dan and Alibag each a win for this. How do we

01:24:48.390 --> 01:24:50.590
get a half win each? I think we should get two

01:24:50.590 --> 01:24:53.550
wins. 14 .5? I think it took the two of us to

01:24:53.550 --> 01:24:55.189
get the win, so we should get two wins each.

01:24:55.329 --> 01:24:58.670
You get a win each. Dan, you got 15 wins. Alibag?

01:24:59.789 --> 01:25:04.170
Ciete! Ciete! Like, I have my win, but I also

01:25:04.170 --> 01:25:07.670
have Dan's win, because he... We helped each

01:25:07.670 --> 01:25:10.229
other. It's all part of teamwork, Kelly Mack.

01:25:10.449 --> 01:25:13.109
How about we get no more wins and we take away

01:25:13.109 --> 01:25:17.949
two wins from Tyler? But we get nothing. You're

01:25:17.949 --> 01:25:21.850
just going to win, Dan. All right. Take a break.

01:25:21.890 --> 01:25:24.430
I like what you're getting at there. I don't

01:25:24.430 --> 01:25:26.470
need any more. Now that's a fucking negative

01:25:26.470 --> 01:25:28.350
win right there. Just start chipping away at

01:25:28.350 --> 01:25:32.550
what he's got. You gotta take away my wins. Let's

01:25:32.550 --> 01:25:35.149
take a break on Untitled Podcast. I gotta get

01:25:35.149 --> 01:25:39.270
home. Thanks for coming down. Alright, we'll

01:25:39.270 --> 01:25:43.289
be back on Untitled Podcast. I gotta tell you

01:25:43.289 --> 01:25:50.340
about that. Black skinhead? Ah, it's fucking

01:25:50.340 --> 01:25:53.039
Jesus Walks, bro. Oh, that's an even better song.

01:25:53.340 --> 01:26:00.140
Classic. But most of all, we at war with ourselves.

01:26:02.779 --> 01:26:05.340
God show me the way because the devil's trying

01:26:05.340 --> 01:26:08.680
to break me down. Oh, welcome back to Untold

01:26:08.680 --> 01:26:11.020
Podcast. And now he's talking about how he fucking

01:26:11.020 --> 01:26:14.260
loves Hitler. I've actually heard the Young and

01:26:14.260 --> 01:26:18.279
Restless song by Kanye from last week. What do

01:26:18.279 --> 01:26:27.500
you think about that? It's ridiculous. It drives

01:26:27.500 --> 01:26:31.979
me. Hitler now. And people are going to sing

01:26:31.979 --> 01:26:37.159
that shit and chant it. Tyler singing that shit.

01:26:37.539 --> 01:26:43.439
Damn. What the fuck is happening in this world?

01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:46.100
Y 'all eat pieces of shit? That's one of my favorite

01:26:46.100 --> 01:26:48.680
lines in this song. Y 'all eat pieces of shit?

01:26:50.140 --> 01:26:52.279
This country's gonna have a fucking revolution,

01:26:52.439 --> 01:26:55.479
man. Who's gonna win? I think it's about due

01:26:55.479 --> 01:27:00.699
time. We cannot have that. He's trying to break

01:27:00.699 --> 01:27:03.159
me down. Why'd you take your headphones off?

01:27:03.579 --> 01:27:05.760
Because that Larry's getting to me right now.

01:27:07.359 --> 01:27:12.710
Jesus! Gotta take it easy for her. Oh, fuck.

01:27:14.010 --> 01:27:21.869
Oh, my God. Fox breathing. You okay? It's not

01:27:21.869 --> 01:27:25.050
okay. Casey doesn't have the tolerance that you

01:27:25.050 --> 01:27:27.489
have because she's not a fucking... No, I do.

01:27:27.630 --> 01:27:29.310
That's the weird thing. That's the weird thing.

01:27:29.369 --> 01:27:31.310
I'm chilling, though. Turn that off so we can

01:27:31.310 --> 01:27:35.449
use it next week. Fucking... Is that... Was it

01:27:35.449 --> 01:27:38.350
dead? Did it need a new battery? Because I was

01:27:38.350 --> 01:27:40.579
trying to turn that thing on. The other week

01:27:40.579 --> 01:27:43.140
when it was... Yeah, it did need a battery. The

01:27:43.140 --> 01:27:47.039
fuck? What a world. What a world. Did you know

01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:50.100
that Kim Kardashian graduated from law school

01:27:50.100 --> 01:27:53.500
this week? Shut the fuck up. That's a fucking

01:27:53.500 --> 01:27:57.659
lie. No, she actually did. Her father was a lawyer,

01:27:57.800 --> 01:27:59.760
actually. Yeah, she probably fucking bought her

01:27:59.760 --> 01:28:02.439
way through law school. Her father defended OJ

01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:04.840
Simpson. Yeah, I know that, Casey. Okay. Well,

01:28:04.979 --> 01:28:08.699
it's in her fucking blood to be a lawyer. I don't

01:28:08.699 --> 01:28:10.720
think she's that smart, Casey. She paid someone

01:28:10.720 --> 01:28:13.619
off to get that. Well, she graduated. She definitely

01:28:13.619 --> 01:28:16.920
fucked the fucking professor for that. Also,

01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:18.979
if you had a chance and you were single, would

01:28:18.979 --> 01:28:21.460
you fuck Kim Kardashian? No. Absolutely, I would.

01:28:21.840 --> 01:28:23.920
I don't find her attractive in the slightest,

01:28:24.100 --> 01:28:26.039
to be honest. Okay, I'd fuck her in the ass.

01:28:27.220 --> 01:28:31.279
Okay. Did you ever watch the Kim Kardashian video?

01:28:31.300 --> 01:28:35.960
I have. I haven't. I have. Oh, the old one? Yeah.

01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:41.260
Yeah, a time or two. Back then, though. Dude,

01:28:41.260 --> 01:28:43.840
but I hated the fucking parts where Ray J would

01:28:43.840 --> 01:28:45.920
just try to talk to the camera and be like, yo,

01:28:45.979 --> 01:28:48.260
if you're whacking into this fucking shit. He

01:28:48.260 --> 01:28:50.819
was like, go hard, brother. Go hard, brother.

01:28:50.979 --> 01:28:52.439
I'm just like, shut the fuck up. I just want

01:28:52.439 --> 01:28:54.619
to see Kim Kardashian's big ass tits. Maybe I

01:28:54.619 --> 01:28:59.239
didn't watch it. That's the full version. The

01:28:59.239 --> 01:29:03.279
normal version that's on standard X videos and

01:29:03.279 --> 01:29:05.420
shit doesn't have all like that. It only has

01:29:05.420 --> 01:29:07.960
half of the video in it. I couldn't actually

01:29:07.960 --> 01:29:10.750
find it. It's super hard to find. if you find

01:29:10.750 --> 01:29:13.850
it. It's just a gem. It's just a hidden porn

01:29:13.850 --> 01:29:16.789
gem. The collectors go fiending for it. You can

01:29:16.789 --> 01:29:19.489
still get the... I got the VHS, bro. You can

01:29:19.489 --> 01:29:22.550
get the DVD for it still. It's called Kim K Superstar.

01:29:23.369 --> 01:29:26.829
You know how we had a fucking question on Jeopardy

01:29:26.829 --> 01:29:29.609
about the Keeping Up with the Kardashians, right?

01:29:29.750 --> 01:29:33.090
Yeah. Scott Disick. My fucking ex used to make

01:29:33.090 --> 01:29:35.970
me watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Really?

01:29:36.090 --> 01:29:39.399
Like all the time. Make you? Yeah. Like, we're

01:29:39.399 --> 01:29:43.180
watching this now. I've been watching Community

01:29:43.180 --> 01:29:47.239
again. Me too. Like, a quarter of the way through

01:29:47.239 --> 01:29:50.199
season one. I'm on season, I think, four now.

01:29:50.439 --> 01:29:53.220
Oh, man. Show is so fucking good. That is a great

01:29:53.220 --> 01:29:55.640
show. Chevy Chase's character is probably the

01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:58.560
funniest fucking human being. Pierce is so funny,

01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:01.060
but he's just like that in real life. He wasn't

01:30:01.060 --> 01:30:03.760
acting. It's just how he is. No, Chevy Chase

01:30:03.760 --> 01:30:07.100
is actually super left. The reason he quit the

01:30:07.100 --> 01:30:10.539
show is because he fucking crashed out on set

01:30:10.539 --> 01:30:12.439
one day. No, but he's that much of a dick in

01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:13.859
real life is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, he

01:30:13.859 --> 01:30:16.850
can be a bit of a dick. Like, he's a real asshole.

01:30:17.069 --> 01:30:19.090
Yeah, he's a leftist dick, though. He's not a...

01:30:19.090 --> 01:30:21.489
He crashed out and said, you guys are going to

01:30:21.489 --> 01:30:25.850
make me say the N -word. But I think he said

01:30:25.850 --> 01:30:29.510
it. It's like, what? You're going to fucking

01:30:29.510 --> 01:30:32.729
tell me to say this next? We got some opinions

01:30:32.729 --> 01:30:34.970
last week, Allie Mac. I want to see your opinion

01:30:34.970 --> 01:30:38.590
on this. Should it be... Is it okay? Should it

01:30:38.590 --> 01:30:41.909
be banned for Kanye to say Heil Hitler in his

01:30:41.909 --> 01:30:47.029
song? I don't think so. There we go. I don't

01:30:47.029 --> 01:30:50.210
think so, but it's really scary that we live

01:30:50.210 --> 01:30:52.970
in a time where a song like that can succeed.

01:30:53.569 --> 01:30:57.630
Right. That should deplatform someone, but it's

01:30:57.630 --> 01:30:59.949
not. But I think that you need to retain the

01:30:59.949 --> 01:31:02.829
right to free speech and as fucked up as it is.

01:31:02.829 --> 01:31:05.130
He's got that anti -Semitic sound. There's fucking

01:31:05.130 --> 01:31:07.550
Nazis that are protesting, getting together and

01:31:07.550 --> 01:31:12.229
fucking protesting and saying that they're fucking

01:31:12.229 --> 01:31:16.500
going to take over the shit. I mean, that just

01:31:16.500 --> 01:31:18.579
seems like fear -mongering. I don't know if that's

01:31:18.579 --> 01:31:21.819
actually going to happen. Oh, I saw Shane Gillis

01:31:21.819 --> 01:31:24.119
live a few weeks ago. That was pretty cool. I

01:31:24.119 --> 01:31:27.300
almost went to that. It was fucking packed. The

01:31:27.300 --> 01:31:32.199
entire stadium was sold out. Yeah. Fucking Shane

01:31:32.199 --> 01:31:34.199
Gillis. Yeah, Albany is a weird place for him

01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:36.640
to play. But yeah, no, I really do think, though,

01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:39.520
that you need to have the free speech. You need

01:31:39.520 --> 01:31:41.619
to be able to say that shit. But you can't find

01:31:41.619 --> 01:31:44.239
this song anywhere on the internet. They keep

01:31:44.239 --> 01:31:46.659
taking it down. Yeah, but that's because the

01:31:46.659 --> 01:31:49.319
websites that host them can choose if they want

01:31:49.319 --> 01:31:51.859
that up there or not. Right. So where am I supposed

01:31:51.859 --> 01:31:54.380
to find it? Twitter. You don't need to find it.

01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:57.659
But that's not free speech then. If we're banning

01:31:57.659 --> 01:31:59.460
it, we're taking it down, it's not free speech.

01:31:59.560 --> 01:32:01.659
Well, then the people would need to publicize

01:32:01.659 --> 01:32:04.100
a website that didn't care. If I can't find it,

01:32:04.159 --> 01:32:07.220
then he doesn't have free speech, right? No.

01:32:08.180 --> 01:32:10.699
I disagree with that because he can still say

01:32:10.699 --> 01:32:13.520
it all he wants. It's just the fact that in order

01:32:13.520 --> 01:32:16.000
for the people to find something popular, it

01:32:16.000 --> 01:32:19.439
needs to get popular. It is popular. It has millions

01:32:19.439 --> 01:32:22.239
of views. But every time they put it on YouTube

01:32:22.239 --> 01:32:24.340
or something. Yeah, because YouTube can choose

01:32:24.340 --> 01:32:26.579
that they don't want that up there. And that's

01:32:26.579 --> 01:32:28.880
a decision that they can make as a business in

01:32:28.880 --> 01:32:31.960
the USA. But what's the site that we use to find

01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:36.539
music videos? Fucking YouTube. Yeah, but it doesn't

01:32:36.539 --> 01:32:39.470
matter. They don't have a monopoly. There's a

01:32:39.470 --> 01:32:42.869
million other video streaming services and all

01:32:42.869 --> 01:32:44.550
that shit. I bet you couldn't name two of them.

01:32:45.970 --> 01:32:49.710
Casey, it doesn't matter. Okay, Twitch is one.

01:32:49.930 --> 01:32:53.489
Fucking Kik's another. Kik is another. Fucking,

01:32:53.630 --> 01:32:56.470
you could do that shit. You can fucking stream

01:32:56.470 --> 01:32:58.689
video or put video anywhere the fuck you want

01:32:58.689 --> 01:33:00.770
to. You can spread it on a Discord server if

01:33:00.770 --> 01:33:03.829
you wanted to. If I listen to all my music on

01:33:03.829 --> 01:33:06.930
Spotify. Then fucking look somewhere else. It's

01:33:06.930 --> 01:33:10.670
not violating Kanye's rights of free speech.

01:33:10.670 --> 01:33:12.869
His music's not on Spotify. They're a company.

01:33:12.989 --> 01:33:15.569
They can choose to have what they have within

01:33:15.569 --> 01:33:18.489
their own service. But I only listen to my playlist

01:33:18.489 --> 01:33:23.010
on Spotify. I don't care. I don't give a fuck.

01:33:23.029 --> 01:33:27.729
That's not... That doesn't affect free speech.

01:33:28.090 --> 01:33:30.470
They're violating its free speech. No, they're

01:33:30.470 --> 01:33:33.430
not. The songs are violating the terms of service.

01:33:33.829 --> 01:33:36.909
Okay? The terms of service are what? Hey, check

01:33:36.909 --> 01:33:39.109
this out. I guarantee you, you can't have fucking

01:33:39.109 --> 01:33:42.069
racial fucking... Unless it's presented in a

01:33:42.069 --> 01:33:43.909
historical capacity. Is that illegal? You can't

01:33:43.909 --> 01:33:47.189
have racist imagery. Is it illegal? Oh my God,

01:33:47.229 --> 01:33:57.800
Casey. To that extent, yes. Yeah. Is saying Heil

01:33:57.800 --> 01:34:03.539
Hitler illegal? No. It's not illegal to say Heil

01:34:03.539 --> 01:34:07.359
Hitler. However, it is also not... I think it

01:34:07.359 --> 01:34:09.279
is illegal to assault somebody for saying Heil

01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:12.119
Hitler, though. Yeah, you can't assault somebody

01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:15.920
just for saying something. But I was going to

01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.300
say it's illegal to say hail Hitler, but it's

01:34:18.300 --> 01:34:21.460
also not illegal to it's not illegal to say hail

01:34:21.460 --> 01:34:22.859
Hitler, but it's also not illegal. But I'm like,

01:34:22.899 --> 01:34:25.000
no, it is illegal. You can't punch somebody for

01:34:25.000 --> 01:34:27.720
saying hail Hitler. No, you can't. You can't

01:34:27.720 --> 01:34:30.199
punch somebody for anything unless like self

01:34:30.199 --> 01:34:33.439
-defense. Yeah. Can we go back to the argument?

01:34:33.539 --> 01:34:37.760
What the fuck was that? What is this? Did I just

01:34:37.760 --> 01:34:40.460
flick that on? Yes. It's the fucking shit from

01:34:40.460 --> 01:34:42.640
there. I just shook it off my hand. Oh, wow.

01:34:44.750 --> 01:34:47.449
You're like, what is this goop on my finger?

01:34:49.050 --> 01:34:51.430
Oh, that burns. That was the same thing I thought.

01:34:51.489 --> 01:34:52.609
I'm like, oh, shit, it's got to be the stuff

01:34:52.609 --> 01:34:54.329
that's in there. But yeah, Casey, how does it

01:34:54.329 --> 01:34:56.770
violate free speech? How does that violate free

01:34:56.770 --> 01:34:59.149
speech? That a company decides that they don't

01:34:59.149 --> 01:35:01.310
want a video there. They have their terms of

01:35:01.310 --> 01:35:04.649
services listed. Like, you can't just go up there.

01:35:04.750 --> 01:35:06.850
Like, if you say a bunch of super racist fucking

01:35:06.850 --> 01:35:09.189
things. It's not just one company, though. It's

01:35:09.189 --> 01:35:13.090
YouTube. I can't find it on anywhere except X.

01:35:13.680 --> 01:35:16.579
I can't find it on YouTube, Spotify, Facebook,

01:35:17.539 --> 01:35:20.779
Snapchat. We said the words Hail Hitler on this

01:35:20.779 --> 01:35:22.979
podcast and we're not banned from Spotify. Because

01:35:22.979 --> 01:35:27.000
nobody fucking listens to us. That's also true.

01:35:27.140 --> 01:35:29.739
I don't think that we would be banned even if

01:35:29.739 --> 01:35:33.239
we did say it. We literally played Kanye's song

01:35:33.239 --> 01:35:35.699
last episode. Because shit can slip through.

01:35:35.840 --> 01:35:37.739
And I don't think that there's a problem with

01:35:37.739 --> 01:35:39.640
shit slipping through the cracks either. But

01:35:39.640 --> 01:35:42.060
you can't get mad when it gets taken down, Casey.

01:35:42.300 --> 01:35:46.359
If we got taken down, we can't be mad. I have

01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:49.199
that stance too. We've said shit that I'm sure

01:35:49.199 --> 01:35:52.279
violates some TOS. If we got taken down, I'd

01:35:52.279 --> 01:35:54.500
be like, yeah, that makes sense. Like if our

01:35:54.500 --> 01:35:57.300
entire fucking discography of fucking... We made

01:35:57.300 --> 01:35:59.619
it further than I thought we would. Listen, we're

01:35:59.619 --> 01:36:02.039
not actually Nazis though. So why should we be

01:36:02.039 --> 01:36:06.970
taken down? there's a there's a long pause there

01:36:06.970 --> 01:36:11.010
we're not actually nazis guys and there's a silence

01:36:11.010 --> 01:36:14.710
i'm still in delayed thought but we're not yeah

01:36:14.710 --> 01:36:18.430
we aren't nazis then i mean it doesn't matter

01:36:18.430 --> 01:36:22.649
who's saying it casey matters about what the

01:36:22.649 --> 01:36:25.489
fucking company decides to put on their service

01:36:25.489 --> 01:36:27.449
so do you think the daily stormer should be allowed

01:36:27.449 --> 01:36:30.630
to exist what is that it's a nazi like magazine

01:36:31.289 --> 01:36:34.029
like do you think that the nazi magazine that's

01:36:34.029 --> 01:36:36.289
by and for nazis do you think that should be

01:36:36.289 --> 01:36:38.909
able to exist as much as i don't want it to exist

01:36:38.909 --> 01:36:41.529
i think that it has a right to and that if people

01:36:41.529 --> 01:36:43.489
are buying it then they have the right to do

01:36:43.489 --> 01:36:46.050
that but it's fucking i don't think but like

01:36:46.050 --> 01:36:48.189
if a publisher stepped in and said we're not

01:36:48.189 --> 01:36:51.210
gonna fucking No, they're self -published through

01:36:51.210 --> 01:36:53.569
the Daily Starmer. Oh, yeah, they're going to

01:36:53.569 --> 01:36:55.989
have to. But I'm saying that if a publisher said,

01:36:56.109 --> 01:36:58.869
like, fucking no, we're not doing it. Kanye releases

01:36:58.869 --> 01:37:02.590
a song called Heil Hitler. I can't find it on

01:37:02.590 --> 01:37:04.510
the place where I fucking listen to music, which

01:37:04.510 --> 01:37:06.829
is Spotify. Casey, we're talking in loops here.

01:37:06.930 --> 01:37:09.989
Yeah. Casey, but the thing is. I disagree with

01:37:09.989 --> 01:37:13.949
you. The thing is, I never had a Daily Starmer

01:37:13.949 --> 01:37:16.319
magazine. I just want to know what kind of articles

01:37:16.319 --> 01:37:18.279
the Nazis are just putting in there. Do you think

01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:20.560
that there's like periodicals and shit? Or do

01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:22.739
you think it's like only like Nazi like hate

01:37:22.739 --> 01:37:24.720
speech? Do you think there's like, here's a,

01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:26.800
you know, you know, this is what the Jews are

01:37:26.800 --> 01:37:30.079
doing. Also, here's a recipe for chicken. Maybe

01:37:30.079 --> 01:37:32.340
people are just buying them just to see what's

01:37:32.340 --> 01:37:35.600
in there. Hey, there's a really good recipe for

01:37:35.600 --> 01:37:37.520
chicken in this one. Like I'm tempted to get

01:37:37.520 --> 01:37:39.680
one of these fucking magazines just to see what

01:37:39.680 --> 01:37:41.699
the fuck is in it. Like just to see how fucking

01:37:41.699 --> 01:37:43.300
bad it is. Is it all hate or is there actual,

01:37:43.460 --> 01:37:45.500
you know, like. Actual things like the weather

01:37:45.500 --> 01:37:47.760
in Denver this week is going to be. I really

01:37:47.760 --> 01:37:49.439
doubt they're giving a weather report in the

01:37:49.439 --> 01:37:51.560
fucking Nazi magazine. I don't know. I'll be

01:37:51.560 --> 01:37:53.060
completely honest. Do you think in like North

01:37:53.060 --> 01:37:56.060
Korea, it's just like constantly like fucking

01:37:56.060 --> 01:37:59.359
worship Kim Jong -un or like they have fucking,

01:37:59.420 --> 01:38:02.289
you know, the weather on sometimes? I think they

01:38:02.289 --> 01:38:03.970
have to have weather and shit. Like the fucking

01:38:03.970 --> 01:38:06.489
propaganda all the time. It's definitely not

01:38:06.489 --> 01:38:08.909
propaganda 24 -7, but I think that the weather

01:38:08.909 --> 01:38:11.250
is also... They're like, okay, it's going to

01:38:11.250 --> 01:38:14.750
be 45 degrees in whatever fucking... What's the

01:38:14.750 --> 01:38:18.210
capital of North Korea? Pyongyang. It's going

01:38:18.210 --> 01:38:20.750
to be 45 degrees in Pyongyang, and we also...

01:38:20.750 --> 01:38:24.369
Also, we love our glorious leader, Kim Jong -un.

01:38:24.489 --> 01:38:28.850
Did you know that when Kim Jong -il died? All

01:38:28.850 --> 01:38:31.390
the spectators, the audience had to cry, had

01:38:31.390 --> 01:38:34.170
to like fucking sob or they would get shot. They

01:38:34.170 --> 01:38:36.750
would fucking be executed. Yeah, that was that

01:38:36.750 --> 01:38:38.829
was that was a thing that happened. Also, Kim

01:38:38.829 --> 01:38:41.829
Jong Un's sister is fucking scary. Have you ever

01:38:41.829 --> 01:38:43.449
like looked into her? She's like, she's going

01:38:43.449 --> 01:38:45.369
to be the next leader. Yeah, she's getting a

01:38:45.369 --> 01:38:48.010
fucking gun pointed at you in a crowd. Cry, cry,

01:38:48.149 --> 01:38:53.170
all of you. I don't see you crying. She's faking!

01:38:53.310 --> 01:38:59.250
She's... Cry! Get the kid! Get the... I was watching

01:38:59.250 --> 01:39:01.529
this video. I was watching this video of this

01:39:01.529 --> 01:39:05.050
guy who does like crazy like travel videos. And

01:39:05.050 --> 01:39:07.210
he went to fucking the border of North Korea

01:39:07.210 --> 01:39:10.729
from China. And he like tried to sneak in the

01:39:10.729 --> 01:39:13.510
border. And the fucking Chinese police detained

01:39:13.510 --> 01:39:17.329
him. And they like questioned him. Like fucking

01:39:17.329 --> 01:39:19.390
beat the shit out of him for like four hours.

01:39:20.250 --> 01:39:22.869
And they're like, oh, you're just a stupid American.

01:39:22.890 --> 01:39:26.310
You can fucking go. I thought he was some, like,

01:39:26.350 --> 01:39:28.670
fucking undercover agent. Like a fucking CIA,

01:39:28.689 --> 01:39:30.970
like, fucking tourist or whatever. Some, like,

01:39:30.989 --> 01:39:34.529
Pyongyang informant of some sort. Some matter

01:39:34.529 --> 01:39:37.390
of national security. Just some retard. Just

01:39:37.390 --> 01:39:39.770
some idiot trying to fucking get famous on YouTube.

01:39:40.189 --> 01:39:42.409
He's like, so that was, like, a little glitch

01:39:42.409 --> 01:39:47.539
on the day, but we're gonna go explore now. Wait,

01:39:47.539 --> 01:39:52.119
he continued to do it. Yeah He made it into North

01:39:52.119 --> 01:39:55.579
Korea He tried to sneak in but he got caught

01:39:55.579 --> 01:39:57.739
by the Chinese police. Oh, so he didn't try again

01:39:57.739 --> 01:40:00.779
though No, he tried multiple times. He has like

01:40:00.779 --> 01:40:03.140
multiple videos of trying to get into North Korea

01:40:03.140 --> 01:40:10.420
He made it in I don't know Like dude, he's gonna

01:40:10.420 --> 01:40:13.180
fucking cross the fence and get gunned down.

01:40:13.239 --> 01:40:15.100
They're going to know he's coming now. You used

01:40:15.100 --> 01:40:17.819
to be able to just go into North Korea. People

01:40:17.819 --> 01:40:20.439
have made videos like that where you just go

01:40:20.439 --> 01:40:22.979
into North Korea legally. Well, now if you're

01:40:22.979 --> 01:40:24.859
an American, you're not allowed in country. I

01:40:24.859 --> 01:40:28.800
think in 2023 or something, they didn't allow

01:40:28.800 --> 01:40:31.279
Americans in. Yeah, if you're an American, you

01:40:31.279 --> 01:40:32.779
are not allowed. Yeah, would you really want

01:40:32.779 --> 01:40:36.060
to travel there, though? You see that guy who

01:40:36.060 --> 01:40:39.699
was fucking arrested for taking pictures of...

01:40:40.320 --> 01:40:43.000
And he fucking got sent to a prison camp and

01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:45.359
then he got executed. Or no, he fucking killed

01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:48.300
himself in prison. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they're

01:40:48.300 --> 01:40:50.659
fucking fucked up over there. Yeah, did you hear

01:40:50.659 --> 01:40:53.140
about the... Tyler, you seem like you would probably

01:40:53.140 --> 01:40:55.260
know about this too. There's this fucking dude

01:40:55.260 --> 01:40:58.649
who just live streams him being... live streams

01:40:58.649 --> 01:41:01.609
himself, just being a fucking asshole in other

01:41:01.609 --> 01:41:04.489
countries. Oh, that guy. Yeah. He got arrested

01:41:04.489 --> 01:41:09.630
and now he's like 20 years. Yeah. I don't know

01:41:09.630 --> 01:41:12.930
that, but I saw a guy that like pulls pranks

01:41:12.930 --> 01:41:15.510
on people and he went up to the guy, to a guy

01:41:15.510 --> 01:41:17.949
in a food court and he just fucking shot him.

01:41:18.390 --> 01:41:21.609
Yeah. I've seen that. Oh yeah. Pretty fucked

01:41:21.609 --> 01:41:25.329
up. Yeah. Well, he kind of deserved it. Yeah.

01:41:26.729 --> 01:41:29.039
It's crazy. Yeah, that guy like fucking, I can't

01:41:29.039 --> 01:41:30.800
remember. He fucking like showed up, hung over

01:41:30.800 --> 01:41:33.579
to his court date, was screaming at the judge

01:41:33.579 --> 01:41:35.880
because he was live streaming his own channel

01:41:35.880 --> 01:41:40.000
to like 100 people. Like not even like a substantial

01:41:40.000 --> 01:41:43.340
amount. And then was just like, this fucking

01:41:43.340 --> 01:41:45.699
judge is a piece of shit. Just saying all this

01:41:45.699 --> 01:41:48.359
shit on the live Zoom call. And then they just

01:41:48.359 --> 01:41:50.479
translated it after the fact. And like, wow.

01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:53.500
It's like he had some friend that was trying

01:41:53.500 --> 01:41:56.770
to. enact as like his lawyer or his translator

01:41:56.770 --> 01:41:59.390
because he didn't want a lawyer like he's just

01:41:59.390 --> 01:42:01.869
speed running just getting fucking a prison sentence

01:42:01.869 --> 01:42:04.909
in another country just being a general disturbance

01:42:04.909 --> 01:42:08.750
in society like you go to another country and

01:42:08.750 --> 01:42:11.029
you get fucking sentenced you're like fucked

01:42:11.029 --> 01:42:15.390
yeah yeah it's not a good place for you to be

01:42:15.390 --> 01:42:18.250
so it's like oh yeah i went to fucking north

01:42:18.250 --> 01:42:21.109
korea for two minutes and i didn't cry when i

01:42:21.109 --> 01:42:24.289
got off the third subway stop yeah that was the

01:42:24.289 --> 01:42:28.130
mandatory kim jong -un appreciation station like

01:42:28.130 --> 01:42:30.850
it's fucking illegal for these people to take

01:42:30.850 --> 01:42:32.970
pictures or videos but they still fucking do

01:42:32.970 --> 01:42:35.229
it and put it on youtube and they're like oh

01:42:35.229 --> 01:42:37.229
i might get arrested by the north korean fucking

01:42:37.229 --> 01:42:40.989
police you know get sentenced to a fucking labor

01:42:40.989 --> 01:42:47.420
camp but whatever Yeah, yeah. Okay, how many

01:42:47.420 --> 01:42:50.460
piercings is too much for a woman's face? What's

01:42:50.460 --> 01:42:54.449
the cutoff? Face? How many piercings can you

01:42:54.449 --> 01:42:56.090
have on your face? You can have a nose piercing.

01:42:56.229 --> 01:42:58.529
You can have an eyebrow piercing. You can have

01:42:58.529 --> 01:43:01.470
lip piercings. People do them on their cheeks.

01:43:02.489 --> 01:43:04.149
Where's the cutoff for you? Because I'm good

01:43:04.149 --> 01:43:05.970
with a nose piercing and an eyebrow piercing.

01:43:06.170 --> 01:43:09.350
The only acceptable thing for me is a nose piercing.

01:43:09.609 --> 01:43:12.770
Really? Yeah. I think I'd be okay with an eyebrow

01:43:12.770 --> 01:43:14.630
piercing and a nose piercing. I think that's

01:43:14.630 --> 01:43:16.569
my cutout. I don't think I'd give a shit about

01:43:16.569 --> 01:43:19.189
how many piercings. What if it's like clanging

01:43:19.189 --> 01:43:22.210
metal? Like if she had the four? and then the

01:43:22.210 --> 01:43:24.210
four here and then every time she talked it went

01:43:24.210 --> 01:43:26.770
cling cling cling cling cling cling that would

01:43:26.770 --> 01:43:28.310
probably be a little irritating that would drive

01:43:28.310 --> 01:43:33.010
me up a fucking wall I would be take your fucking

01:43:33.010 --> 01:43:38.090
ring can't do an argument I can't hear you I

01:43:38.090 --> 01:43:40.090
can't hear you over the clanging metal in your

01:43:40.090 --> 01:43:43.250
face I would like you could crash out so hard

01:43:43.250 --> 01:43:45.810
on that would you like a girl with gauges in

01:43:45.810 --> 01:43:48.250
like huge fucking gauges I'm okay with gauges

01:43:48.250 --> 01:43:50.550
but like if it gets to a certain point you're

01:43:50.550 --> 01:43:52.699
like Come on, that's just stupid. Remember fucking

01:43:52.699 --> 01:43:56.880
Dat Boy? Yeah, Dat Boy had gauges that were down

01:43:56.880 --> 01:44:02.060
here. Yeah, by the way. That was nuts. You remember

01:44:02.060 --> 01:44:04.880
Dat Boy having gauges? Yeah. Dat Boy. Dat Boy.

01:44:06.560 --> 01:44:13.699
Kyle. Not Kyle. Other Kyle. Yeah. X -Born. He

01:44:13.699 --> 01:44:16.659
was just before my time. Oh, yeah. He had massive

01:44:16.659 --> 01:44:20.579
gauges. Like, huge gauges. It was nuts. Yeah.

01:44:20.619 --> 01:44:23.420
I always thought those just look, they're not

01:44:23.420 --> 01:44:26.140
very pleasing to look at. I don't mind the gauges

01:44:26.140 --> 01:44:27.819
that are like smaller ones that are like, like

01:44:27.819 --> 01:44:31.819
here, like that. Like I have to look super professional

01:44:31.819 --> 01:44:34.600
now, but if I wasn't like going into like the

01:44:34.600 --> 01:44:36.180
business field, I probably would have gauged

01:44:36.180 --> 01:44:37.699
my ears. You're going to take those fucking earrings

01:44:37.699 --> 01:44:39.500
out. No, actually they said they're all right.

01:44:39.560 --> 01:44:41.630
As long as they're like just studs. My neighbor,

01:44:41.810 --> 01:44:46.149
my old roommate, Sean, had massive gauges before

01:44:46.149 --> 01:44:48.149
he lived with us. And he always talked. He's

01:44:48.149 --> 01:44:50.590
like, oh, yeah, man. I want to grow them back

01:44:50.590 --> 01:44:53.250
out and everything. I'd be like, why? Like, why?

01:44:53.390 --> 01:44:54.770
Did you ever see the fucking, did you ever see

01:44:54.770 --> 01:44:56.770
the Reddit post where somebody got fucked in

01:44:56.770 --> 01:45:00.069
their gauge, the ear? And they got an infection

01:45:00.069 --> 01:45:01.750
from it. And they had to, like, get, like, their

01:45:01.750 --> 01:45:03.649
ear, like, cut off. Like, part of their ear cut

01:45:03.649 --> 01:45:07.189
off. I've heard of people being fucked in the

01:45:07.189 --> 01:45:11.289
ear. Yeah, they fucked the gauge hole. Oh, shit.

01:45:11.529 --> 01:45:17.350
That's so nasty. And then once they posted their

01:45:17.350 --> 01:45:20.350
ear swollen up all like this, and then they eventually

01:45:20.350 --> 01:45:22.310
had part of their ear amputated because it was

01:45:22.310 --> 01:45:26.109
too infected. Ugh, that's the nastiest shit.

01:45:26.229 --> 01:45:28.590
Who gets off on that? It was like, oh, fuck that

01:45:28.590 --> 01:45:31.430
ear. That's somebody who's been single for too

01:45:31.430 --> 01:45:33.149
long. He's like, I'm going to fuck your ear.

01:45:33.250 --> 01:45:36.310
Yeah, that's somebody who just needs to chase

01:45:36.310 --> 01:45:40.479
even further and further shit. Nothing else does

01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:42.619
it for him. I need to fuck your ear. It's a body

01:45:42.619 --> 01:45:45.600
mutilation. Yeah. Probably gets off on the fact

01:45:45.600 --> 01:45:49.340
he got cut off afterwards. Dude, I don't know.

01:45:49.720 --> 01:45:52.739
I still don't get anal. I'm not a big anal guy.

01:45:52.899 --> 01:45:56.779
I tried it once. It was not for me. It's been

01:45:56.779 --> 01:46:01.500
a very sexual podcast. I'm not anal, though.

01:46:01.579 --> 01:46:04.979
I hate it. It's stupid. That's because fucking

01:46:04.979 --> 01:46:09.859
Dan is like on bold fucking testosterone. And

01:46:09.859 --> 01:46:14.600
Tyler's just Tyler. Is this all we got now? It's

01:46:14.600 --> 01:46:18.119
just fucking we talk about tits, ass, Kim Kardashian,

01:46:18.380 --> 01:46:25.920
fucking micro penises. How long our dicks are.

01:46:26.659 --> 01:46:29.640
Come on, guys. We got it. I don't give a shit

01:46:29.640 --> 01:46:31.659
about politics anymore. I just want to talk about

01:46:31.659 --> 01:46:33.340
my dick. I was going to say, I'll fucking talk

01:46:33.340 --> 01:46:36.319
about stocks at this point. Just get me off the

01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:37.899
fucking... Can we talk about how it's going to

01:46:37.899 --> 01:46:41.319
be another fucking Florida Panthers and fucking

01:46:41.319 --> 01:46:45.739
Edmonton fucking Stanley Cup again? I just want

01:46:45.739 --> 01:46:49.079
fucking... What's his face? Fucking McDevo to

01:46:49.079 --> 01:46:51.890
get a ring. Dude, I just fucking don't want the

01:46:51.890 --> 01:46:55.289
fucking rat bastard to get another ring. Eh,

01:46:55.430 --> 01:46:59.949
fuck Marchand. Fucking, dude, how... I fucking

01:46:59.949 --> 01:47:03.430
hate the Florida Panthers. Like, there's no reason

01:47:03.430 --> 01:47:07.109
they should be that good. Yeah, I'm not going

01:47:07.109 --> 01:47:08.949
to lie. I've been pretty checked out when it

01:47:08.949 --> 01:47:11.390
comes to fucking hockey pretty much all this

01:47:11.390 --> 01:47:13.810
year just because the Sabres had such a disappointing

01:47:13.810 --> 01:47:17.109
year. The Rangers showed signs of promise like

01:47:17.109 --> 01:47:20.029
every other game, but it just like... It was

01:47:20.029 --> 01:47:24.069
just fucked, dude. Yeah. Like I was so pissed

01:47:24.069 --> 01:47:27.449
because like there was potential, but now the

01:47:27.449 --> 01:47:30.409
Rangers got the, they got the two coaches from

01:47:30.409 --> 01:47:32.670
team USA and the four nations face off as their

01:47:32.670 --> 01:47:35.350
coaches now. Yeah. So that's a fucking, that's

01:47:35.350 --> 01:47:38.510
a solid break right there. I think I got CC into

01:47:38.510 --> 01:47:41.069
fucking baseball last night. I can't do baseball.

01:47:41.210 --> 01:47:45.170
She fucking saw Jason Dominguez. Who's a Yankees.

01:47:45.170 --> 01:47:50.029
Yeah. He's a Yankees right fielder. Every time

01:47:50.029 --> 01:47:52.550
he comes up, he goes, Dominguez. And then fucking

01:47:52.550 --> 01:47:55.649
he hit a walk -off bomb when they had like, it

01:47:55.649 --> 01:47:59.350
was bottom of the ninth, down by two, with two

01:47:59.350 --> 01:48:03.350
people on base, two outs, two strikes, down to

01:48:03.350 --> 01:48:04.949
their last strike, and he fucking hit a home

01:48:04.949 --> 01:48:09.529
run. And it was just like, oh my God, Dominguez,

01:48:09.630 --> 01:48:12.270
Dominguez. This guy won his fucking jersey. I

01:48:12.270 --> 01:48:15.520
thought Aaron Judge was the right fielder. oh

01:48:15.520 --> 01:48:19.479
sorry no he is sorry i'm really fucking high

01:48:19.479 --> 01:48:23.699
no uh left field he's left field yeah well judge

01:48:23.699 --> 01:48:25.859
can play all of them right now he's playing he's

01:48:25.859 --> 01:48:27.640
only played right field this year they got like

01:48:27.640 --> 01:48:30.569
fucking 10 new names every season I'm genuinely

01:48:30.569 --> 01:48:33.909
excited for the Giants this year. They had a

01:48:33.909 --> 01:48:38.590
rough year last year, but Scataboo is a fucking

01:48:38.590 --> 01:48:40.189
great running back. He's a hard runner, and you

01:48:40.189 --> 01:48:43.289
got fucking Jackson Dart. And then you have Malik

01:48:43.289 --> 01:48:45.229
Neighbors, who's still there. You got shit like

01:48:45.229 --> 01:48:47.189
that. Yeah, but the Giants are going to find

01:48:47.189 --> 01:48:49.770
a way to suck, dude. I hate to tell you, but

01:48:49.770 --> 01:48:51.510
I've seen this. Have you seen their schedule?

01:48:51.590 --> 01:48:54.029
It's fucking brutal. They play the fucking Eagles.

01:48:54.149 --> 01:48:56.029
Obviously, they play the Eagles a couple times

01:48:56.029 --> 01:48:57.710
because they're in the same division, but they

01:48:57.710 --> 01:49:01.920
play the fucking cheap. they play um fuck dude

01:49:01.920 --> 01:49:04.680
they're so the lions they dude like their schedule

01:49:04.680 --> 01:49:07.640
is fucked they play the broncos like they're

01:49:07.640 --> 01:49:10.180
they are they're in a rough fucking schedule

01:49:10.180 --> 01:49:12.479
right now and i'm like i thought the sucky teams

01:49:12.479 --> 01:49:15.460
were supposed to get the better schedules but

01:49:15.460 --> 01:49:19.090
it's not like we're fucked but um Me and my brother

01:49:19.090 --> 01:49:20.909
are trying to get tickets to go down for the

01:49:20.909 --> 01:49:24.510
preseason game at MetLife, Bill's Giants. I was

01:49:24.510 --> 01:49:26.390
wondering if you wanted to see if you could get

01:49:26.390 --> 01:49:28.770
tickets with us. I probably should be able to,

01:49:28.810 --> 01:49:30.789
yeah. It's on a Saturday, though. It's not on

01:49:30.789 --> 01:49:34.329
a Sunday. It's Saturday, August 9th. When the

01:49:34.329 --> 01:49:38.569
Giants play in Buffalo, you have to come. You

01:49:38.569 --> 01:49:42.069
need to experience the Bills fans because Bills

01:49:42.069 --> 01:49:44.149
games are unlike any sporting event. Giants fans

01:49:44.149 --> 01:49:45.869
are hilarious because they'll just boo their

01:49:45.869 --> 01:49:48.350
own team. If they're doing shitty, they'll just

01:49:48.350 --> 01:49:50.970
be like, fuck you. I heard a fuck you chant when

01:49:50.970 --> 01:49:53.069
they were losing by 30 when I was in MetLife.

01:49:53.090 --> 01:49:56.149
They just hear, fuck you, fuck you, fuck the

01:49:56.149 --> 01:49:58.930
entire crowd is chanting fuck you. And then I'm

01:49:58.930 --> 01:50:02.850
like, oh. Bills games are just crazy. Any New

01:50:02.850 --> 01:50:05.050
York team will boo their own team if they suck.

01:50:05.270 --> 01:50:07.829
Yeah. They were fucking booing Judge in the playoffs

01:50:07.829 --> 01:50:10.449
last year. But, dude, Bill's games are just crazy

01:50:10.449 --> 01:50:13.449
because everybody, like, it's because they sucked

01:50:13.449 --> 01:50:15.970
for so many years that the fun thing at Bill's

01:50:15.970 --> 01:50:18.810
games to do was just everybody would get fucking

01:50:18.810 --> 01:50:22.069
sloshed. Like, ever since I was a kid, I remember

01:50:22.069 --> 01:50:24.720
it. Look how short Scataboo is, though. Look

01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:26.720
at how tiny this motherfucker is. The one in

01:50:26.720 --> 01:50:29.340
the middle. But like, dude, it's just when that's

01:50:29.340 --> 01:50:31.659
the expectation going in. And then when the team

01:50:31.659 --> 01:50:35.199
gets good, then the whole fucking city is just

01:50:35.199 --> 01:50:38.460
rallying by and getting fucked up for every game.

01:50:38.520 --> 01:50:41.939
Like it's the drunkest crowd I've ever been in

01:50:41.939 --> 01:50:45.460
every game I got. It's just like people, like

01:50:45.460 --> 01:50:48.220
fistfights are just so common. I've been to a

01:50:48.220 --> 01:50:50.600
lot of places in football too. It's just like,

01:50:50.680 --> 01:50:53.420
I've been to fucking, I've been to Pittsburgh

01:50:53.420 --> 01:50:56.340
for games. I've been to Army -Navy games. I've

01:50:56.340 --> 01:51:00.060
been to fucking Philly. I've been to fucking

01:51:00.060 --> 01:51:04.420
Baltimore. You've been everywhere, man. I've

01:51:04.420 --> 01:51:08.260
been everywhere. Bills, it's a different animal.

01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:11.600
The first time I got fucked up, like blackout

01:51:11.600 --> 01:51:14.510
drunk, I was in Buffalo. Yeah, that's all there

01:51:14.510 --> 01:51:16.930
is to do out there. Dude, it's just this desolate,

01:51:17.050 --> 01:51:21.210
gray, cold city. Like it always rains and all

01:51:21.210 --> 01:51:24.189
it is is abandoned factories and shit. The only

01:51:24.189 --> 01:51:26.329
thing that's going on is that football team.

01:51:26.470 --> 01:51:30.510
So the crowd just goes fucking wild. Sports stadiums

01:51:30.510 --> 01:51:32.510
that I've been to, I've been to MetLife for the

01:51:32.510 --> 01:51:35.050
Giants. I've been to, it's not Three Rivers anymore.

01:51:35.210 --> 01:51:37.590
What's the Pittsburgh called now? Whatever. The

01:51:37.590 --> 01:51:41.090
old Three Rivers Stadium. I've been to Foxborough

01:51:41.090 --> 01:51:44.869
for the Patriots Giants. I went to Madison Square

01:51:44.869 --> 01:51:48.750
Garden for the Rangers. Where else did I go?

01:51:49.649 --> 01:51:54.310
I haven't been to Buffalo yet. Buffalo. It's

01:51:54.310 --> 01:51:57.529
not like anywhere else. I've been to the MVP

01:51:57.529 --> 01:51:59.770
Arena for the fucking Firebirds. Let's fucking

01:51:59.770 --> 01:52:02.750
go. Give them a hand. Give them the fucking hand.

01:52:02.869 --> 01:52:05.430
Let's go, Firebirds. Come on, Casey. I don't

01:52:05.430 --> 01:52:07.010
know who the Firebirds are. That's fine. Just

01:52:07.010 --> 01:52:10.210
clap. They're our arena football team, Casey.

01:52:10.909 --> 01:52:13.149
And also, they're in the fucking playoffs. They're

01:52:13.149 --> 01:52:15.069
in the semifinals currently. Oh, like the Albany

01:52:15.069 --> 01:52:17.069
team? The Albany Firebirds, baby. What did they

01:52:17.069 --> 01:52:19.210
used to be called? The Empire. But that was a

01:52:19.210 --> 01:52:22.659
different league, though. Mm -hmm. But, yeah.

01:52:22.819 --> 01:52:25.439
God, the fucking Empire was electric. I hate

01:52:25.439 --> 01:52:28.659
the Empire. They had Tommy Grady as their quarterback.

01:52:28.920 --> 01:52:31.739
Like, Tommy Grady and he wore number 12. It was

01:52:31.739 --> 01:52:34.560
like the most fucking... And the dude won the

01:52:34.560 --> 01:52:37.199
MVP in the league like three years in a row with

01:52:37.199 --> 01:52:40.020
Albany. They won the championship for like...

01:52:40.020 --> 01:52:42.119
Three years. Yeah, two or three years in a row.

01:52:42.199 --> 01:52:45.600
I didn't know that. Did you know that the Albany

01:52:45.600 --> 01:52:48.100
Firebirds and the Albany... Basically, the Albany

01:52:48.100 --> 01:52:51.460
Arena... universe we'll call it they've been

01:52:51.460 --> 01:52:53.420
to the championship more times than any other

01:52:53.420 --> 01:52:55.579
arena team has in the entire history of the league

01:52:55.579 --> 01:52:58.319
yeah like the albany's for the arena teams have

01:52:58.319 --> 01:53:01.039
always been fucking insane like albany's just

01:53:01.039 --> 01:53:03.359
been really good for arena they're undefeated

01:53:03.359 --> 01:53:06.000
right now i still just can't believe the fact

01:53:06.000 --> 01:53:09.060
that just like it all was because what's his

01:53:09.060 --> 01:53:11.939
face antonio brown came in and just started fucking

01:53:11.939 --> 01:53:14.640
the team up so bad that they went out of business

01:53:14.640 --> 01:53:18.159
it was just sad Just a man with CTE just came

01:53:18.159 --> 01:53:19.880
in. He's like, oh, Albany has something good.

01:53:20.100 --> 01:53:24.420
Oh, yeah, fuck that. Really nice and good. My

01:53:24.420 --> 01:53:28.650
mom's fucking connection at a fucking... radio

01:53:28.650 --> 01:53:30.369
station that did a bunch of shit for them. So

01:53:30.369 --> 01:53:34.149
that he like made this, he signed up for this

01:53:34.149 --> 01:53:36.409
whole fucking party thing. Oh, he did say there

01:53:36.409 --> 01:53:37.989
was going to be a bunch of food and all this

01:53:37.989 --> 01:53:39.829
stuff. Yeah. And it all came in and then he just

01:53:39.829 --> 01:53:42.630
chose not to pay it. He's not on the team anymore,

01:53:42.710 --> 01:53:44.890
right? No, he got, he got, he was the owner.

01:53:45.050 --> 01:53:47.649
He got booted three years ago. I think his dad,

01:53:47.829 --> 01:53:50.529
Antonio Brown was on the firebirds back in a

01:53:50.529 --> 01:53:52.989
day. Yeah. His dad was, and he was really good.

01:53:53.109 --> 01:53:55.930
He was, he was the, he was Antonio Brown's dad,

01:53:56.010 --> 01:53:58.890
a touchdown, Eddie Brown. was voted the best

01:53:58.890 --> 01:54:01.729
arena player ever. Like he got like the award

01:54:01.729 --> 01:54:03.930
for best arena player ever for the Albany Firebirds.

01:54:04.050 --> 01:54:07.430
Yeah. And then Antonio Brown just let me buy

01:54:07.430 --> 01:54:11.239
my dad's team and just fucking. destroy it so

01:54:11.239 --> 01:54:13.739
so Casey I know you don't know who Antonio Brown

01:54:13.739 --> 01:54:16.579
is but I'll do I do he's the guy who you know

01:54:16.579 --> 01:54:18.699
he had a big controversy he joined the fucking

01:54:18.699 --> 01:54:21.520
Albany Empire and he was like fuck you know his

01:54:21.520 --> 01:54:23.659
shirt off in the middle of a game yeah I want

01:54:23.659 --> 01:54:25.840
to tell you about what happened before that I

01:54:25.840 --> 01:54:28.720
saw I saw that shit yeah he just whipped his

01:54:28.720 --> 01:54:32.380
dick out at a pool one yeah yeah it during the

01:54:32.380 --> 01:54:34.579
game he ripped his shirt off he ripped his helmet

01:54:34.579 --> 01:54:37.399
off threw it into the crowd and then flipped

01:54:37.399 --> 01:54:40.569
off the entire crowd and then ran away i saw

01:54:40.569 --> 01:54:43.630
that yeah i just see that and he's like like

01:54:43.630 --> 01:54:46.310
and everybody's like he was and also the sad

01:54:46.310 --> 01:54:48.569
thing is he was a really good dude before the

01:54:48.569 --> 01:54:52.000
cte like took it yeah he had a really bad hit

01:54:52.000 --> 01:54:54.500
and then like what's his face that asshole yeah

01:54:54.500 --> 01:54:59.260
like definitely like a massive concussion and

01:54:59.260 --> 01:55:01.779
like ever since then he's been like unhinged

01:55:01.779 --> 01:55:03.520
but like before that like he was like a really

01:55:03.520 --> 01:55:06.680
cool guy like he was like humble like donated

01:55:06.680 --> 01:55:08.640
a whole bunch of money doing like all this shit

01:55:08.640 --> 01:55:10.960
then he got like massively hit and then he just

01:55:10.960 --> 01:55:12.899
turned into an absolute psychopath there's so

01:55:12.899 --> 01:55:14.439
many people that have done that like what's the

01:55:14.439 --> 01:55:17.520
one fucking wwe guy oh fucking uh the guy who

01:55:17.520 --> 01:55:19.560
killed his family yeah he killed his family and

01:55:19.560 --> 01:55:22.310
then himself junior say oh yeah he was the Chargers

01:55:22.310 --> 01:55:24.109
best linebacker of all time was that the one

01:55:24.109 --> 01:55:25.609
who went to the office and blew his head off

01:55:25.609 --> 01:55:27.270
with a shotgun or is that the other guy yeah

01:55:27.270 --> 01:55:30.630
that's crazy yeah it's just dude he's fucking

01:55:30.630 --> 01:55:33.649
scary yeah it's it's fucking absolutely wild

01:55:33.649 --> 01:55:37.029
that's like why all these fucking I mean, outside

01:55:37.029 --> 01:55:38.869
of the steroids and all the other shit that some

01:55:38.869 --> 01:55:40.930
of the players do. Like when Ray Rice fucking

01:55:40.930 --> 01:55:43.350
destroyed his fucking wife. How can you just

01:55:43.350 --> 01:55:45.829
take a hit to the head and decide you want to

01:55:45.829 --> 01:55:48.550
kill your family? It doesn't work that way. It

01:55:48.550 --> 01:55:50.869
just causes chemical imbalances. It's not just

01:55:50.869 --> 01:55:52.689
that. It's just because you get hit so many times

01:55:52.689 --> 01:55:55.909
it actually damages your brain to the point where

01:55:55.909 --> 01:55:58.729
your brain starts to shrink. Yeah, you're just

01:55:58.729 --> 01:56:02.609
overaggressive and you're forgetful. It's just

01:56:02.609 --> 01:56:04.970
awful. Hey, Jamie, look up on your computer.

01:56:05.069 --> 01:56:08.010
real quick a normal brain versus a CTE brain

01:56:08.010 --> 01:56:09.449
and then you'll know what we're talking about

01:56:09.449 --> 01:56:12.449
but like CTE I know what you're talking about

01:56:12.449 --> 01:56:14.789
no but like look at the difference in the brain

01:56:14.789 --> 01:56:17.329
like you can actively see the difference in advanced

01:56:17.329 --> 01:56:19.890
CTE brain and a normal brain thank you Jamie

01:56:21.990 --> 01:56:24.069
Casey's going to throw his fucking laptop. I

01:56:24.069 --> 01:56:27.649
do, yeah. You know, it looks like Alzheimer's

01:56:27.649 --> 01:56:30.350
where the brain kind of shrinks and there's less

01:56:30.350 --> 01:56:32.770
brain matter. Yeah, there's a lot less brain

01:56:32.770 --> 01:56:35.550
matter. I'm pretty sure. And when you get that

01:56:35.550 --> 01:56:37.310
when you're super young, it's going to make you

01:56:37.310 --> 01:56:39.430
very depressed. That's just from trauma, from

01:56:39.430 --> 01:56:41.850
taking a hit. Yeah, that's from massive amounts

01:56:41.850 --> 01:56:44.069
of just repeated head trauma. And when you have

01:56:44.069 --> 01:56:47.300
that when you're 50. you're just gonna feel like

01:56:47.300 --> 01:56:49.260
you're losing your fucking mind but you're still

01:56:49.260 --> 01:56:51.920
completely capable there's actually there's there's

01:56:51.920 --> 01:56:54.180
there besides football and boxing there's another

01:56:54.180 --> 01:56:57.739
thing that is um confirmed to give people cte

01:56:57.739 --> 01:57:00.220
do you know what that is what you know what the

01:57:00.220 --> 01:57:02.640
the second like the biggest like thing outside

01:57:02.640 --> 01:57:06.600
of sports that give you cte is You're going to

01:57:06.600 --> 01:57:10.739
say weed, aren't you? No. No, it's military service

01:57:10.739 --> 01:57:13.680
because if bombs are going off, it shakes your

01:57:13.680 --> 01:57:15.720
brain inside your head. And they actually did

01:57:15.720 --> 01:57:19.460
confirmation studies on people that after they

01:57:19.460 --> 01:57:22.260
were exposed to bombs going off in combat, they

01:57:22.260 --> 01:57:26.409
did get CTE afterwards. Oh. Yeah. Because even

01:57:26.409 --> 01:57:28.729
if it didn't shake your whole body, it shook

01:57:28.729 --> 01:57:31.890
your head enough where your brain was doing that

01:57:31.890 --> 01:57:34.710
back and forth. So football players are going

01:57:34.710 --> 01:57:39.630
through it as much as soldiers do. I guess I

01:57:39.630 --> 01:57:44.409
will say it that way. This is a crazy way to

01:57:44.409 --> 01:57:50.390
relate that. But they have a similar level of

01:57:50.390 --> 01:57:54.689
head trauma, I'd say. Not psychological trauma.

01:57:54.930 --> 01:57:58.329
But like actual physical head trauma, I would

01:57:58.329 --> 01:58:02.369
say it's comparable. Not like mental trauma.

01:58:02.729 --> 01:58:05.609
Yeah, I played football for 13 years and I boxed

01:58:05.609 --> 01:58:07.850
for five. I'm pretty sure I have a little bit.

01:58:08.010 --> 01:58:10.670
Not like advanced CTE, but I probably have CTE

01:58:10.670 --> 01:58:13.329
a little bit. But you can't tell until you're

01:58:13.329 --> 01:58:15.670
dead. You got something, Tyler. You know that.

01:58:16.850 --> 01:58:19.710
Just makes you who you are. All those football

01:58:19.710 --> 01:58:23.250
players freaked out when Derek Hamlin died and

01:58:23.250 --> 01:58:27.920
then came back. Tomorrow, yeah. I watched that

01:58:27.920 --> 01:58:31.180
live. That was crazy. I related watching that

01:58:31.180 --> 01:58:34.579
to 9 -11. That was a wild relating thing. Were

01:58:34.579 --> 01:58:37.000
you just high when that happened? Very. I always

01:58:37.000 --> 01:58:41.399
am, especially after the break. Do you walk that

01:58:41.399 --> 01:58:43.659
one back a little bit? Yeah, I walk it back,

01:58:43.779 --> 01:58:46.319
but I will say it was a very bad way to relate.

01:58:46.420 --> 01:58:48.220
I know the point I was trying to make, which

01:58:48.220 --> 01:58:51.180
it was just an utter state of shock and sadness.

01:58:52.119 --> 01:58:55.239
Obviously, not nearly prolific as fucking 9 -11

01:58:55.239 --> 01:58:58.779
was or on the same scale. Not the same stakes

01:58:58.779 --> 01:59:02.319
at all. I remember that. We had an episode and

01:59:02.319 --> 01:59:05.720
you were like, this is my 9 -11. And I was like,

01:59:05.859 --> 01:59:09.720
what the fuck? This is not 9 -11. 9 -11 was fucking

01:59:09.720 --> 01:59:12.739
terrible, Ali Mack. It was not a fucking football

01:59:12.739 --> 01:59:18.760
player dying. Really? Well, that's just what

01:59:18.760 --> 01:59:21.920
I meant. Fucking 2 ,997 people died. I meant

01:59:21.920 --> 01:59:24.659
through, like, the narrow lens of just the reactions

01:59:24.659 --> 01:59:28.260
in the room at the time. Not about what it was

01:59:28.260 --> 01:59:30.060
for. That's because you were in a Buffalo crowd,

01:59:30.340 --> 01:59:33.359
right? Yeah, he was in a Buffalo bar. Yeah, we

01:59:33.359 --> 01:59:36.140
were in a drunk Buffalo crowd. And it was a massive

01:59:36.140 --> 01:59:38.600
game. Everybody was super excited to see it.

01:59:38.640 --> 01:59:41.079
And DeMar Hamill just fucking died. Like, this

01:59:41.079 --> 01:59:42.859
is one of those bars where, like, during the

01:59:42.859 --> 01:59:44.979
plays, the whole fucking bar is dead silent.

01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:47.199
And then you talk after the play and everything.

01:59:47.359 --> 01:59:49.659
But, like, people are locked in. Like, your only

01:59:49.659 --> 01:59:51.779
real fans are there. When he just went down,

01:59:51.920 --> 01:59:54.699
CeCe was just like, I'm not going to tell this

01:59:54.699 --> 01:59:56.560
story again. But, like, I knew that he was fucking

01:59:56.560 --> 01:59:59.420
dead before most people did. And then they announced

01:59:59.420 --> 02:00:03.420
it. They're like, now the EMTs are locking in.

02:00:04.000 --> 02:00:06.520
Fucking, they're on their shit. So they were

02:00:06.520 --> 02:00:10.640
getting word from the field that the CPR was

02:00:10.640 --> 02:00:12.619
being performed. Yeah, they put a Lucas on him.

02:00:12.739 --> 02:00:14.920
Yeah, and they were just, it was just fucking,

02:00:15.520 --> 02:00:19.180
The whole crowd was just like, it was just a

02:00:19.180 --> 02:00:21.420
weird vibe. That's the only way I was relating

02:00:21.420 --> 02:00:23.439
it. Did they stop the game after that? Did they

02:00:23.439 --> 02:00:26.539
end it and replay it at a different time, I think?

02:00:27.840 --> 02:00:32.319
They did replay it. No, they actually didn't

02:00:32.319 --> 02:00:33.760
because it was late enough in the schedule that

02:00:33.760 --> 02:00:36.239
they didn't award it. It was just technically

02:00:36.239 --> 02:00:38.439
a no contest. It was a no contest? Because I

02:00:38.439 --> 02:00:39.880
think that was one of the only football games

02:00:39.880 --> 02:00:43.819
that ended in a no contest. Because they couldn't.

02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:46.500
You couldn't continue a game after that. Your

02:00:46.500 --> 02:00:50.460
friend just died. And even the week afterwards,

02:00:50.659 --> 02:00:52.199
because it looked like the Bills were probably

02:00:52.199 --> 02:00:53.899
going to win that game, and then they fucking

02:00:53.899 --> 02:00:58.560
lost bad to them in the playoffs. Because everybody

02:00:58.560 --> 02:01:00.260
was like, it would have been the most storybook

02:01:00.260 --> 02:01:02.979
thing ever if they fucking played that team and

02:01:02.979 --> 02:01:07.479
beat them. But the thing is... I think the Bills

02:01:07.479 --> 02:01:09.859
got, like, shook by that so much that that could

02:01:09.859 --> 02:01:11.899
have been a Super Bowl winning year. But that

02:01:11.899 --> 02:01:15.039
just shook them so much they couldn't do it.

02:01:15.079 --> 02:01:17.279
For sure. How are you supposed to focus, like,

02:01:17.359 --> 02:01:19.060
on the field when something like that happens?

02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:22.500
Like, that's the one thing I know I'm not going

02:01:22.500 --> 02:01:26.140
to go in a long F1 spiel here. But, like, F1's

02:01:26.140 --> 02:01:28.579
crazy. Like, somebody will die in a race and

02:01:28.579 --> 02:01:31.739
they'll just hold it the next day. It's fucking

02:01:31.739 --> 02:01:34.579
wild. I'm more of a, I'm into rallies, bro. Rally,

02:01:34.600 --> 02:01:36.819
rally races are so much more fun. I feel like

02:01:36.819 --> 02:01:39.939
I just, I don't know. I enjoy, I enjoy watching

02:01:39.939 --> 02:01:42.460
them and I enjoy watching like, uh, the endurance

02:01:42.460 --> 02:01:45.800
series too. Like the 24 hours of Le Mans. Like

02:01:45.800 --> 02:01:48.380
that's. That's fucking cool. I just feel like

02:01:48.380 --> 02:01:51.840
F1 drivers are super pretentious. Every racer

02:01:51.840 --> 02:01:54.880
everywhere is pretentious. Except NASCAR drivers

02:01:54.880 --> 02:01:56.739
are just fucking hillbillies. The only difference

02:01:56.739 --> 02:02:00.060
with the F1 is that F1 makes like the drama between

02:02:00.060 --> 02:02:02.600
people just way more center stage. Also, they're

02:02:02.600 --> 02:02:04.979
European, so it kind of makes them more pretentious

02:02:04.979 --> 02:02:07.659
just by being European. I mean, I think that's

02:02:07.659 --> 02:02:10.359
a pretty pretentious thing to say. I hate Europeans.

02:02:10.939 --> 02:02:13.220
Do you hear that? The Europeans out there? What

02:02:13.220 --> 02:02:14.260
the fuck is wrong with you? You're fucking German.

02:02:14.479 --> 02:02:17.119
I know, but I hate them. They're annoying assholes.

02:02:17.699 --> 02:02:22.310
But you're also a Nazi. I'm not a Nazi. You're

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fucking white, which means you come from fucking

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Europe. I know I'm white and I know I come from

02:02:26.689 --> 02:02:28.569
Europe, but these Europeans are always talking

02:02:28.569 --> 02:02:30.729
shit. I got a fucking story to tell. All because

02:02:30.729 --> 02:02:34.649
I brought up F1. Fuck Europe. I got a fucking

02:02:34.649 --> 02:02:37.449
story to tell. You shut the fuck up, Casey. You

02:02:37.449 --> 02:02:39.710
want to be like European -Americans then? Yes.

02:02:40.050 --> 02:02:43.520
So I got a fucking story to tell here. So I was

02:02:43.520 --> 02:02:45.739
scrolling through Instagram reels the other day.

02:02:45.979 --> 02:02:48.539
And, uh, one of the reels I got was like an AI

02:02:48.539 --> 02:02:50.640
voice. Like, you know, like the AI voice, like

02:02:50.640 --> 02:02:52.420
things being this, like a reading a Reddit post,

02:02:52.500 --> 02:02:54.979
like type thing. Yeah. So I was, I was scrolling

02:02:54.979 --> 02:02:56.859
through and it was just like things that Europeans

02:02:56.859 --> 02:02:59.199
aren't like prepared to hear from an American.

02:02:59.260 --> 02:03:01.779
And like, it like listed off, like, like different,

02:03:01.819 --> 02:03:04.260
like bad things about Europe. And then I went

02:03:04.260 --> 02:03:05.800
to the comments and there's a whole bunch of

02:03:05.800 --> 02:03:08.140
Europeans being like, well, America's actually

02:03:08.140 --> 02:03:09.899
there. And I was fucking reading these comments

02:03:09.899 --> 02:03:11.560
and I was getting fucking heated. I'm like, you

02:03:11.560 --> 02:03:13.560
fuck. fucking European assholes. What'd they

02:03:13.560 --> 02:03:16.579
say? Let me see if I can find the fucking thing

02:03:16.579 --> 02:03:18.199
and read some of the comments. Yeah, but if,

02:03:18.260 --> 02:03:21.100
dude, if they made the same thing about us, we

02:03:21.100 --> 02:03:23.300
would have fucking tore the comment section apart

02:03:23.300 --> 02:03:25.859
too. But it's things that we already know. Like,

02:03:25.859 --> 02:03:31.460
let me see, things, Europe. Well, it's probably

02:03:31.460 --> 02:03:33.460
the same with them. Yeah, but like, I'm like,

02:03:33.579 --> 02:03:38.500
fuck you guys. Well, I don't, I like Europe.

02:03:38.939 --> 02:03:42.729
I like Europe a lot. I have no problem with the

02:03:42.729 --> 02:03:45.789
Europeans. I don't like them. The fucking Native

02:03:45.789 --> 02:03:48.289
Americans were here before us. That's fucking

02:03:48.289 --> 02:03:49.670
great, Casey. You're always going to bring it

02:03:49.670 --> 02:03:51.670
back to some fucking leftist fucking bullshit.

02:03:51.670 --> 02:03:53.770
I don't think that's really leftist. It's more

02:03:53.770 --> 02:03:56.510
just historical. They actually were. We actually

02:03:56.510 --> 02:04:01.609
killed like 99 % of them. How is this? Is this

02:04:01.609 --> 02:04:05.569
not technically their land? Yeah. Oh, my fucking

02:04:05.569 --> 02:04:08.409
God, Casey. Shut the fuck up. Well, we can't

02:04:08.409 --> 02:04:10.409
give it back now, Casey. We can't just give it

02:04:10.409 --> 02:04:13.090
back. There's none left. Who are we giving it

02:04:13.090 --> 02:04:16.909
to? The ridiculously small population? The fucking

02:04:16.909 --> 02:04:21.310
people that sell you cigars for no tax. The Cubans?

02:04:23.000 --> 02:04:28.880
no the indians the indians oh my god the native

02:04:28.880 --> 02:04:34.300
americans holy shit you two can't fucking be

02:04:34.300 --> 02:04:40.279
politically correct if you tried dude oh my god

02:04:40.279 --> 02:04:43.779
i can't find the video but like it was just like

02:04:43.779 --> 02:04:47.789
like Europeans cannot comprehend the size of

02:04:47.789 --> 02:04:50.369
America. Also United States, American citizens

02:04:50.369 --> 02:04:52.250
aren't uncultured because we haven't been able

02:04:52.250 --> 02:04:54.449
to go to different countries because in Europe,

02:04:54.489 --> 02:04:55.890
you can go to a different country. Like we go

02:04:55.890 --> 02:04:57.989
to a fucking different state, but they're like,

02:04:57.989 --> 02:04:59.970
they're, they're like, well, you are uncultured

02:04:59.970 --> 02:05:01.529
because you haven't been to Europe or you haven't

02:05:01.529 --> 02:05:03.529
been to this. It's like, I have to cross a fucking

02:05:03.529 --> 02:05:06.989
ocean to go to Europe. You fucking Mongoloids.

02:05:06.989 --> 02:05:11.170
I fuck, shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck.

02:05:11.760 --> 02:05:15.199
up you fucking asshole and like the one guy's

02:05:15.199 --> 02:05:17.859
like yup typical Americans not understanding

02:05:17.859 --> 02:05:20.960
anything about Europe I'm like fuck you my fucking

02:05:20.960 --> 02:05:22.880
American pride just goes through the roof whenever

02:05:22.880 --> 02:05:25.699
some fucking limey bastard says some shit about

02:05:25.699 --> 02:05:29.000
America and I'm like fuck you fuck you you fucking

02:05:29.000 --> 02:05:32.260
limey fuck you shut the fuck up and they're just

02:05:32.260 --> 02:05:34.399
like oh England's actually so much better we

02:05:34.399 --> 02:05:37.060
have trains that go everywhere yeah how about

02:05:37.060 --> 02:05:38.460
a train they're like how about you get a train

02:05:38.460 --> 02:05:39.699
that goes from New York to Florida it's like

02:05:39.699 --> 02:05:42.960
with what fucking money and you know how long

02:05:42.960 --> 02:05:44.840
it would take for a train to go from New York

02:05:44.840 --> 02:05:49.000
to Florida a day and a half that's insane that's

02:05:49.000 --> 02:05:51.800
fucking insane you can't get high speed rails

02:05:51.800 --> 02:05:53.840
across America this fucking YouTube video really

02:05:53.840 --> 02:05:56.180
has it really got me you're the fucking speed

02:05:56.180 --> 02:05:59.779
train bro Fuck that. It would take a day and

02:05:59.779 --> 02:06:01.899
a half. It would break it down. If they knew

02:06:01.899 --> 02:06:03.779
that this was your reaction, they would laugh.

02:06:03.880 --> 02:06:06.899
I fucking hate them. I hate Europeans. They're

02:06:06.899 --> 02:06:09.279
fucking assholes, dude. They're out here and

02:06:09.279 --> 02:06:11.840
they're fucking saying America's bullshit. Well,

02:06:11.939 --> 02:06:15.300
you're bullshit. You're bullshit, Europe. You

02:06:15.300 --> 02:06:18.159
don't understand the United States of America,

02:06:18.239 --> 02:06:23.779
brother. America first. America rules. You can't

02:06:23.779 --> 02:06:26.739
tell me I suck. We busted your country out of

02:06:26.739 --> 02:06:29.689
soap. Goddamn God flicks. We're the only reason

02:06:29.689 --> 02:06:33.250
you don't speak German currently you motherfuckers

02:06:33.250 --> 02:06:41.130
damn I Was watching you know that guy, but that

02:06:41.130 --> 02:06:44.949
guy that I said went to North Korea And he actually

02:06:44.949 --> 02:06:46.649
went to India, and he was like, this country

02:06:46.649 --> 02:06:50.289
fucking sucks. He was like, it smells like shit

02:06:50.289 --> 02:06:53.630
everywhere. They saw a guy just shitting and

02:06:53.630 --> 02:06:56.010
pissing in the street. Like, they fucking just

02:06:56.010 --> 02:06:59.109
shit in the street. Where is this? India. Oh,

02:06:59.109 --> 02:07:02.229
boy. Yeah. Well, yeah, their population's fucking

02:07:02.229 --> 02:07:04.010
crazy. They have no traffic laws. They fucking

02:07:04.010 --> 02:07:07.029
just honk at each other to go. They just honk

02:07:07.029 --> 02:07:12.979
at each other. Like, what the fuck? Yeah. Well,

02:07:13.060 --> 02:07:16.159
it's not perfect. That made me so fucking angry,

02:07:16.260 --> 02:07:19.140
those motherfuckers. I hate them. I hate it.

02:07:19.600 --> 02:07:21.720
These motherfuckers out here. You'd realize they're

02:07:21.720 --> 02:07:24.220
like our biggest allies, right? Yeah, and they

02:07:24.220 --> 02:07:26.279
don't shut the fuck up about how fucking cool

02:07:26.279 --> 02:07:29.479
they are. Fuck you. Europe sucks. America's cooler.

02:07:29.899 --> 02:07:31.880
Shut the fuck up. You just want to be American,

02:07:32.039 --> 02:07:34.840
you fuck. Dude, I think it would be cool to go

02:07:34.840 --> 02:07:39.220
to Europe and go to Paris and London. Rowan shit.

02:07:39.500 --> 02:07:42.159
Dublin. Don't you want to go to Vatican City,

02:07:42.300 --> 02:07:44.600
the fucking home of your fucking Catholic church?

02:07:44.920 --> 02:07:46.840
Yeah, but that's a fucking sovereign nation.

02:07:48.659 --> 02:07:50.739
It's not in the European Union. It's its own

02:07:50.739 --> 02:07:52.319
thing. But it's in Rome. I'm going to go to Edinburgh

02:07:52.319 --> 02:07:56.100
so bad. It's south of Rome. Fucking Scotland.

02:07:56.779 --> 02:08:01.000
It's in the middle of fucking Rome. It's its

02:08:01.000 --> 02:08:05.500
own fucking thing. But the Pope's cool. I like

02:08:05.500 --> 02:08:09.430
the Pope. I, uh... I have a quote from the Pope

02:08:09.430 --> 02:08:12.529
here that Casey read there, and I think that

02:08:12.529 --> 02:08:16.289
it really encapsulates this new Pope, and I thought

02:08:16.289 --> 02:08:17.949
that he was pretty cool. Yeah, the Pope is a

02:08:17.949 --> 02:08:21.060
fucking whoop. Woke Pope, Tyler. This is a direct

02:08:21.060 --> 02:08:25.920
quote from Pope Leo XIV. Yep. Brothers and sisters,

02:08:26.239 --> 02:08:28.939
I speak to you, especially those who no longer

02:08:28.939 --> 02:08:31.659
believe, no longer hope, no longer pray because

02:08:31.659 --> 02:08:34.060
they think God has left. To those who are fed

02:08:34.060 --> 02:08:36.800
up with the scandals, with misuse of power, and

02:08:36.800 --> 02:08:38.699
the silence that the church sometimes seems to

02:08:38.699 --> 02:08:41.260
have in place, it seems more like a palace than

02:08:41.260 --> 02:08:44.829
a home. I too was angry with God. I too saw good

02:08:44.829 --> 02:08:47.630
people die. Children suffer. Grandparents cry

02:08:47.630 --> 02:08:50.130
without medicine. And yes, there were days when

02:08:50.130 --> 02:08:54.329
I prayed and only felt an echo. But then I discovered

02:08:54.329 --> 02:08:57.529
something. God doesn't shout. God whispers. And

02:08:57.529 --> 02:09:00.090
sometimes he whispers from the mud, from pain,

02:09:00.210 --> 02:09:02.170
from a grandmother who feeds you without having

02:09:02.170 --> 02:09:05.520
anything. I don't come to you and offer you a

02:09:05.520 --> 02:09:08.100
perfect faith. I come to you to tell you that

02:09:08.100 --> 02:09:10.520
a faith is a walk in stones, puddles, and unexpected

02:09:10.520 --> 02:09:13.539
hugs. I'm not asking you to believe in everything.

02:09:13.920 --> 02:09:16.119
I'm asking you to not close the door on God.

02:09:16.479 --> 02:09:19.340
Give a chance to God who waits for you without

02:09:19.340 --> 02:09:21.939
judgment. I'm a priest who saw God in the smile

02:09:21.939 --> 02:09:24.359
of a woman who lost her son, yet she cooked for

02:09:24.359 --> 02:09:27.579
others. That changed me. So if you're broken,

02:09:27.760 --> 02:09:30.000
if you don't believe, if you're tired of lies,

02:09:30.260 --> 02:09:33.140
come anyways. Come with your angers, your doubts,

02:09:33.279 --> 02:09:35.460
and your dirty backpack, because no one here

02:09:35.460 --> 02:09:38.319
will ask you for a VIP card. Because this church,

02:09:38.420 --> 02:09:40.479
as long as I breathe, will be a home for the

02:09:40.479 --> 02:09:43.119
homeless and a rest for the weary. God doesn't

02:09:43.119 --> 02:09:45.760
need soldiers. God needs brothers. And yes, you,

02:09:45.979 --> 02:09:50.140
you are one of them. All right there, Joelstein.

02:09:52.640 --> 02:09:55.579
I like that quote because even if you don't believe,

02:09:55.779 --> 02:10:01.239
we will still take you in. I don't believe in

02:10:01.239 --> 02:10:04.920
the Catholic faith and fucking Catholic God and

02:10:04.920 --> 02:10:09.060
Catholic traditions, but I still have some spirituality,

02:10:09.319 --> 02:10:12.899
which is like you can still be spiritual but

02:10:12.899 --> 02:10:16.739
not believe in the Catholic God. So I think that's

02:10:16.739 --> 02:10:18.760
what he's trying to say. So are you actually

02:10:18.760 --> 02:10:21.289
saying that you don't? That you actually believe

02:10:21.289 --> 02:10:24.949
that there could be a creator? No, I believe

02:10:24.949 --> 02:10:27.909
that there may be like some kind of afterlife

02:10:27.909 --> 02:10:32.350
or like some kind of reincarnation and that like

02:10:32.350 --> 02:10:36.789
ghosts or like people, spirits of people could

02:10:36.789 --> 02:10:40.010
be real. Do you believe that we have souls, Casey?

02:10:41.609 --> 02:10:45.850
It could be possible, you know, if there's an

02:10:45.850 --> 02:10:48.250
afterlife, your fucking soul goes into ghost

02:10:48.250 --> 02:10:51.560
mode. Your soul goes into ghost mode. You become

02:10:51.560 --> 02:10:54.479
a ghost and you fucking haunt your fucking old

02:10:54.479 --> 02:10:58.760
apartment. You fucking haunt your old apartment

02:10:58.760 --> 02:11:03.180
like fucking Carol, right? Yeah. Do you believe

02:11:03.180 --> 02:11:11.699
in a soul, Ally Mac? It's not even really worth

02:11:11.699 --> 02:11:17.159
asking if you ask me. It's, to me, like, if you...

02:11:17.930 --> 02:11:20.470
I think, yeah, probably. But at the same time,

02:11:20.569 --> 02:11:23.449
it's not something I stress over. It's just...

02:11:23.449 --> 02:11:26.789
If there is a higher power, I think they're going

02:11:26.789 --> 02:11:30.210
to take care of me. Because I think that... I

02:11:30.210 --> 02:11:32.590
don't think that I've been an awful human being.

02:11:32.729 --> 02:11:34.590
And I think, ultimately, it's a judge of character

02:11:34.590 --> 02:11:37.050
at the end of the day. If there is a good place

02:11:37.050 --> 02:11:39.270
and a bad place. And it's like, there's no evidence

02:11:39.270 --> 02:11:41.489
here that I can see to make me believe anything.

02:11:41.810 --> 02:11:45.050
So, I'm not going to blindly believe, but I am

02:11:45.050 --> 02:11:48.800
going to be open to the... and hope that there

02:11:48.800 --> 02:11:50.939
is something. Well, what about demons? Do you

02:11:50.939 --> 02:11:53.300
believe that there is a demonic force out there

02:11:53.300 --> 02:11:56.500
that is trying to make us do bad things or cause

02:11:56.500 --> 02:12:00.340
us to see bad things? I don't necessarily think

02:12:00.340 --> 02:12:06.020
I would call it demons or demonic, but yeah,

02:12:06.199 --> 02:12:08.949
I think that... Like, it's everything that we

02:12:08.949 --> 02:12:11.449
feel. Like, you do feel like that greed and lust

02:12:11.449 --> 02:12:13.930
and the seven deadly sins and all that. But I

02:12:13.930 --> 02:12:16.069
don't necessarily associate that with demons.

02:12:16.430 --> 02:12:19.310
No, like fucking Sirius says in fucking Harry

02:12:19.310 --> 02:12:22.170
Potter, there's good and evil in everybody. You

02:12:22.170 --> 02:12:24.029
just have to choose which one you want to be.

02:12:24.270 --> 02:12:27.670
Yeah. I just, I want to backtrack a little bit

02:12:27.670 --> 02:12:30.819
to the Pope thing. I did think that the... fucking

02:12:30.819 --> 02:12:32.659
can't remember who I heard cover it, but they

02:12:32.659 --> 02:12:35.520
were talking just about like how all the news,

02:12:35.560 --> 02:12:38.399
the news channels were covering it. And just

02:12:38.399 --> 02:12:41.239
the way that it's the way some of the commentators

02:12:41.239 --> 02:12:43.699
sounded were so funny. They're like, okay. And

02:12:43.699 --> 02:12:46.899
we're here. We're awaiting the smoke. Yeah. It's

02:12:46.899 --> 02:12:52.039
black smoke for like, like, all right. The Pope

02:12:52.039 --> 02:12:55.420
has been elected 20 minutes ago. We're just waiting

02:12:55.420 --> 02:12:59.119
here to, for him to come out. One was like, well,

02:12:59.760 --> 02:13:02.140
I don't see him on the balcony yet. It's been

02:13:02.140 --> 02:13:06.279
an hour and 48 minutes. So presumably we believe

02:13:06.279 --> 02:13:09.220
the Pope is not on the balcony. They are somewhere

02:13:09.220 --> 02:13:14.060
else right now. It's an hour and 49 minutes now.

02:13:14.399 --> 02:13:17.020
He's just running out of shit to talk about.

02:13:17.159 --> 02:13:20.300
By the time the white smoke came, it does appear

02:13:20.300 --> 02:13:22.739
as if it's white in nature. Yeah, no, the black

02:13:22.739 --> 02:13:25.579
was definitely black earlier. We got white smoke,

02:13:25.779 --> 02:13:28.239
everybody. They do that shit for like fucking

02:13:28.239 --> 02:13:30.199
14 hours. It's like they were announcing a fucking

02:13:30.199 --> 02:13:34.079
walk -off home run. I remember listening to that

02:13:34.079 --> 02:13:38.000
shit when I was for Pope John Paul or whatever

02:13:38.000 --> 02:13:41.220
his name is. He was a fucking Nazi Pope? No,

02:13:41.220 --> 02:13:44.819
the guy that was elected in like 2006. The Nazi

02:13:44.819 --> 02:13:47.319
Pope, yeah, he was a Nazi. Why was he a Nazi?

02:13:47.640 --> 02:13:50.119
He was a Nazi sympathizer. Catholics really hated

02:13:50.119 --> 02:13:54.340
him. Yeah, he was like the first Pope in like

02:13:54.340 --> 02:13:58.569
500 years that... Like, left office before dying.

02:13:58.810 --> 02:14:01.529
Like, actually retiring. Yeah, he was a piece

02:14:01.529 --> 02:14:06.550
of shit. Everybody hated him. Oh. Everybody hated

02:14:06.550 --> 02:14:09.529
him. All of his followers fucking hated him.

02:14:09.909 --> 02:14:14.609
I think woke pope 2 .0 is a good thing for the

02:14:14.609 --> 02:14:16.729
world. It's not a woke pope. He's a moderate,

02:14:16.890 --> 02:14:19.409
if anything. He's a woke pope. He's a moderate.

02:14:19.829 --> 02:14:23.670
Woke pope 2. Oh, my God. This shouldn't be about

02:14:23.670 --> 02:14:26.680
politics, gentlemen. It's not about politics.

02:14:26.739 --> 02:14:35.100
It's about Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Oh, my God. I

02:14:35.100 --> 02:14:37.979
feel like we should wrap it up. I feel like we're

02:14:37.979 --> 02:14:39.920
running out of steam here. I don't know. Captain

02:14:39.920 --> 02:14:41.600
Quantum would probably have something to say.

02:14:42.140 --> 02:14:45.680
I don't know. Casey's just going to fucking fall

02:14:45.680 --> 02:14:48.470
asleep if we do Captain Quantum. Jesus Christ.

02:14:48.770 --> 02:14:50.789
Dude, Casey was so pissed. We got to get fucking

02:14:50.789 --> 02:14:52.869
Captain Quantum on the podcast. That would be

02:14:52.869 --> 02:14:54.250
crazy. Captain Quantum fucking pissed Casey off

02:14:54.250 --> 02:14:55.850
so much because we were playing Call of Duty

02:14:55.850 --> 02:14:59.369
yesterday. Oh, man. Let me check the email. And

02:14:59.369 --> 02:15:01.630
fucking Captain Quantum came out and Casey's

02:15:01.630 --> 02:15:04.010
like, who the fuck is Captain Quantum? I fucking

02:15:04.010 --> 02:15:07.739
can't believe I spent $20 on that. $20 for that

02:15:07.739 --> 02:15:11.060
skin. I paid $11. You did say something yesterday

02:15:11.060 --> 02:15:13.680
which made me feel a little bit better. I was

02:15:13.680 --> 02:15:15.359
beating myself up over the purchase. You're like,

02:15:15.420 --> 02:15:18.640
oh, bro, is that a reactive skin? I was like,

02:15:18.760 --> 02:15:20.939
oh, yeah, the more people I kill, the more I

02:15:20.939 --> 02:15:24.199
can see my skeleton. That's pretty cool. Inside,

02:15:24.239 --> 02:15:26.819
I'm still like, this is so fucking stupid. Yeah,

02:15:26.859 --> 02:15:29.279
because I paid $11 for a fucking skin, and I

02:15:29.279 --> 02:15:31.479
was just like, oh. I just love how it's Adler,

02:15:31.500 --> 02:15:33.939
too, because everything he says is super serious.

02:15:35.100 --> 02:15:38.300
I don't know, just 86, 10 more of them or something

02:15:38.300 --> 02:15:41.140
like that. And just like a dude running around

02:15:41.140 --> 02:15:44.579
with big, glowing, scary yellow eyes and a red

02:15:44.579 --> 02:15:48.579
jumpsuit with fucking electrons swirling around

02:15:48.579 --> 02:15:52.449
him. It's Captain Quantum. All right. I don't

02:15:52.449 --> 02:15:54.289
know what the fuck these guys are talking about.

02:15:54.529 --> 02:15:57.229
Casey, you got that vape on you by chance. We

02:15:57.229 --> 02:16:00.229
got an email from the Jesus Christ of Latter

02:16:00.229 --> 02:16:02.890
-day Saints again. Oh, shit. Let's read it. Let's

02:16:02.890 --> 02:16:05.149
hear what they got to say. Inner peace is possible,

02:16:05.250 --> 02:16:08.109
I am back. Okay. Tell me about it. If you have

02:16:08.109 --> 02:16:10.850
regrets, you can start again. You just can't

02:16:10.850 --> 02:16:12.750
seem to let go. If you have regrets, you just

02:16:12.750 --> 02:16:15.510
can't seem to let go of real peace is possible

02:16:15.510 --> 02:16:19.850
through Jesus Christ. Life can be hard, but tackling

02:16:19.850 --> 02:16:22.649
your challenges with Jesus Christ's help can

02:16:22.649 --> 02:16:26.869
make it easier. Looking for more peace in your

02:16:26.869 --> 02:16:29.270
life? Missionaries can help you draw closer to

02:16:29.270 --> 02:16:33.430
Jesus Christ and find peace he offers. I love

02:16:33.430 --> 02:16:36.370
how it's like they're listing out six different

02:16:36.370 --> 02:16:39.690
sales pitches as if this one didn't get you.

02:16:40.270 --> 02:16:42.729
How about this one? How about this one? Yeah,

02:16:42.729 --> 02:16:47.250
Jesus. Are you warming up yet? I took this awesome

02:16:47.250 --> 02:16:49.649
picture of my fiance coming out of the bathroom.

02:16:49.770 --> 02:16:59.649
She's like... Looks just distressed. She looks

02:16:59.649 --> 02:17:03.670
like a fucking anvil just fell into the floor.

02:17:06.030 --> 02:17:10.360
Oh, shit. Casey. Can you give me some runaway?

02:17:11.540 --> 02:17:13.879
What? Can you give me some runaway on the fucking

02:17:13.879 --> 02:17:17.559
piano here? Yeah. After we wrap it up again,

02:17:17.639 --> 02:17:20.739
because I have to change the settings. Well,

02:17:21.159 --> 02:17:24.399
give me something now. What do we got now? Lay

02:17:24.399 --> 02:17:29.459
something on me. Play us out. Play us out. Thanks

02:17:29.459 --> 02:17:35.459
for listening to our podcast. Like us on Facebook

02:17:35.459 --> 02:17:38.700
and X. Or not. If you're an Indian scammer, go

02:17:38.700 --> 02:17:42.520
fuck yourself. If you're Indian Scammerville...

02:17:42.520 --> 02:17:45.260
We invite you to attempt to scam us. We'll see

02:17:45.260 --> 02:17:48.120
if we fall for it. Alright. What's our email?

02:17:48.909 --> 02:17:53.069
On top of podcast 73 at gmail .com. Well, I think

02:17:53.069 --> 02:17:55.610
we probably lost any of our Indian or European

02:17:55.610 --> 02:17:59.010
listeners in this one. So definitely the European

02:17:59.010 --> 02:18:02.090
crowd is not going to be too big of fans with

02:18:02.090 --> 02:18:04.950
us after this one. I just had to cancel two of

02:18:04.950 --> 02:18:07.909
my debit card and my credit card today because

02:18:07.909 --> 02:18:10.549
I got a text from the DMV that said my license

02:18:10.549 --> 02:18:14.270
was going to be suspended. I did pay a 23 cent

02:18:14.270 --> 02:18:18.170
toll. Did you pay it? No, I put my card information.

02:18:18.889 --> 02:18:22.209
Oh, my God, Casey. It looks like exactly. Casey,

02:18:22.209 --> 02:18:25.010
come on. It looked exactly like the fucking B

02:18:25.010 --> 02:18:28.239
&B website. Dude, they don't send any. It's so

02:18:28.239 --> 02:18:31.399
easily because I got that text. I got that text

02:18:31.399 --> 02:18:32.799
and I was like, oh shit, they're going to suspend

02:18:32.799 --> 02:18:35.620
my license. So I looked it up. I did a little

02:18:35.620 --> 02:18:38.180
research and it's a complete scam. The DMV came

02:18:38.180 --> 02:18:40.219
out and they said, they're like, we will never

02:18:40.219 --> 02:18:43.360
send you anything over text. Look at the fucking

02:18:43.360 --> 02:18:46.100
number. It's not an American number. It's 63.

02:18:46.260 --> 02:18:48.219
You know what that is? India. That's what the

02:18:48.219 --> 02:18:51.059
nation code is. It's fucking 63 and it's an Indian

02:18:51.059 --> 02:18:53.219
fucking scammer. And you're like, I guess I got

02:18:53.219 --> 02:18:56.649
to put in my credit card information. Oh my God,

02:18:56.770 --> 02:19:00.290
Casey. I just woke up. I just woke up and I was

02:19:00.290 --> 02:19:02.450
fucking like out of it. I woke up from like a

02:19:02.450 --> 02:19:05.030
fucking dream and I actually found a guy on Reddit

02:19:05.030 --> 02:19:07.530
that said like, oh yeah, I just woke up. So I

02:19:07.530 --> 02:19:10.750
put my credit card information in this. I was

02:19:10.750 --> 02:19:14.209
like, yeah. Are you sure you're not just saying

02:19:14.209 --> 02:19:17.809
that to justify it? No, I literally woke up this

02:19:17.809 --> 02:19:20.489
morning and it said, we will suspend your fucking,

02:19:20.549 --> 02:19:23.030
you know, it's an easy pass. We will suspend

02:19:23.030 --> 02:19:25.329
your driver's license if you don't fucking pay

02:19:25.329 --> 02:19:27.149
the stall. So how did you find it was a scam?

02:19:27.469 --> 02:19:31.610
Did it freeze your card? I looked up the... after

02:19:31.610 --> 02:19:35.510
you gave them your information you fucking looked

02:19:35.510 --> 02:19:40.010
it up oh my god that means you knew it was sketchy

02:19:40.010 --> 02:19:42.590
but you fucking did it anyways you dirty dog

02:19:42.590 --> 02:19:46.350
so here's the thing here's the thing it looks

02:19:46.350 --> 02:19:49.709
like it looks like exactly the dmv website and

02:19:49.709 --> 02:19:52.069
when you click the links it's like home and like

02:19:52.069 --> 02:19:54.340
account and stuff it would direct you to the

02:19:54.340 --> 02:19:57.399
actual one. I know I did the same thing and I

02:19:57.399 --> 02:19:59.940
clicked on it, but my fucking scam alert was

02:19:59.940 --> 02:20:02.559
still going off. I got the same text. I'm telling

02:20:02.559 --> 02:20:05.020
you, I went there and I was like, cause I, they

02:20:05.020 --> 02:20:08.209
almost got me too. Because I tapped a link on

02:20:08.209 --> 02:20:10.729
the website and then I used that one and said,

02:20:10.790 --> 02:20:13.530
is this legit? And it said yes. But then I was

02:20:13.530 --> 02:20:16.729
like, it still doesn't feel right. Like on Reddit

02:20:16.729 --> 02:20:19.690
you can see. Did you go on Reddit? I didn't go

02:20:19.690 --> 02:20:23.069
on Reddit, but I saw literally same Google AI

02:20:23.069 --> 02:20:25.329
or whatever gave me the AI answer. And it's like,

02:20:25.350 --> 02:20:28.129
yes, they're aware of a scam going on right now.

02:20:28.750 --> 02:20:31.229
And they will never send anything by text. That's

02:20:31.229 --> 02:20:33.649
usually how they get you. But also the thing

02:20:33.649 --> 02:20:36.569
that made me realize it wasn't like if if they

02:20:36.569 --> 02:20:39.450
sent you a text, the text message, the link that

02:20:39.450 --> 02:20:42.250
was in there would have been a lot better. Like

02:20:42.250 --> 02:20:44.610
they're not going to send you a bitly link, which

02:20:44.610 --> 02:20:46.290
was what mine was like. They're going to send

02:20:46.290 --> 02:20:48.989
you some shit from like DMV dot gov or some shit

02:20:48.989 --> 02:20:53.200
like that. Yeah, they fucking, you know, they

02:20:53.200 --> 02:20:55.979
really disguised it well. So I was like, this

02:20:55.979 --> 02:20:57.979
is actually like. I just think that you're just

02:20:57.979 --> 02:21:01.780
genuinely stupid, Casey. I just woke up. I woke

02:21:01.780 --> 02:21:05.680
up from a fucking, you know. Don't you have a

02:21:05.680 --> 02:21:10.540
fucking master's degree? Fuck you. You know what?

02:21:10.680 --> 02:21:12.899
I don't understand how he fell for this scam

02:21:12.899 --> 02:21:14.719
now because he has a fucking master's degree.

02:21:14.899 --> 02:21:17.479
And you know how much of a scam college is? He's

02:21:17.479 --> 02:21:19.340
willing to pay that much money to a fucking college?

02:21:19.420 --> 02:21:21.620
Of course he's going to fail. Dude, literally

02:21:21.620 --> 02:21:24.360
like four minutes. No, I don't have a master's

02:21:24.360 --> 02:21:26.659
degree. I have a bachelor's degree. In what?

02:21:27.059 --> 02:21:30.500
Biology. Human biology. Why would you get that?

02:21:30.840 --> 02:21:33.879
All right, Jeffrey Dahmer. I was like three or

02:21:33.879 --> 02:21:35.879
four minutes and I was like, oh, what the fuck

02:21:35.879 --> 02:21:38.690
am I doing? Like, well, better do this for the

02:21:38.690 --> 02:21:41.170
next four years. I was like, I was like, I better

02:21:41.170 --> 02:21:46.010
Google if this is a scam. Oh, my God. That's

02:21:46.010 --> 02:21:49.049
all right, Casey. You did the right thing and

02:21:49.049 --> 02:21:51.450
you knew it was fishy after the fact. That's

02:21:51.450 --> 02:21:55.370
so fucking stupid. But what made you what made

02:21:55.370 --> 02:22:01.170
you decide to look it up? Oh, because like the

02:22:01.170 --> 02:22:04.030
whole wording of it was like, you know, I don't

02:22:04.030 --> 02:22:08.079
think the DMV. necessarily text people when they

02:22:08.079 --> 02:22:10.819
owe a toll. Although I did get a text from the

02:22:10.819 --> 02:22:13.000
DMV that was like your credit card information

02:22:13.000 --> 02:22:16.000
is invalid and it actually was. Dude, I got this

02:22:16.000 --> 02:22:18.620
fucking thing in the mail the other day and it's

02:22:18.620 --> 02:22:22.979
from some agency that's a... So this exact text,

02:22:23.040 --> 02:22:30.100
huh? This one? Enforcement? Oh, yeah. So this

02:22:30.100 --> 02:22:33.350
text, I'll show you that. I have it. Yeah, okay,

02:22:33.450 --> 02:22:36.629
so look at the number there, Casey, okay? See

02:22:36.629 --> 02:22:39.270
the number? See the plus 63 right there? Yeah.

02:22:39.489 --> 02:22:41.770
Oh, no, mine didn't have a phone number on it.

02:22:41.870 --> 02:22:45.049
The plus 63 means that it's a different fucking

02:22:45.049 --> 02:22:48.129
country code. How the fuck would a different

02:22:48.129 --> 02:22:52.629
country code be the thing that the fucking New

02:22:52.629 --> 02:22:55.829
York State fucking Department of Motor Vehicles

02:22:55.829 --> 02:22:58.829
do? That is the stupidest fucking thing. I feel

02:22:58.829 --> 02:23:00.950
like we drilled that point home already. Listen

02:23:00.950 --> 02:23:05.590
here. I'm about to turn 30. I'm not fucking a

02:23:05.590 --> 02:23:11.200
zoomer like I have. practically mastered the

02:23:11.200 --> 02:23:13.879
internet but you guys are fucking you know autistic

02:23:13.879 --> 02:23:17.000
about it so the plus 63 country you guys are

02:23:17.000 --> 02:23:19.180
fucking on the next level it's in the fucking

02:23:19.180 --> 02:23:22.299
philippines casey that's what the fucking country

02:23:22.299 --> 02:23:25.180
yeah we get it i get it i get you're paying some

02:23:25.180 --> 02:23:28.040
fucking retard into philippines money the one

02:23:28.040 --> 02:23:30.340
that i got i got a fucking thing in the mail

02:23:30.340 --> 02:23:33.579
that said that my 401k from a previous employer

02:23:33.579 --> 02:23:36.819
like the one who handled the 401k that company

02:23:36.819 --> 02:23:39.549
went out of business so they took it over and

02:23:39.549 --> 02:23:41.889
they needed information from me yeah and it was

02:23:41.889 --> 02:23:44.590
written in the most poor fucking like it was

02:23:44.590 --> 02:23:47.389
very clearly somebody typed it but like the grammar

02:23:47.389 --> 02:23:49.670
was all over the place and i was like this can't

02:23:49.670 --> 02:23:52.389
be real no it wasn't like that though i know

02:23:52.389 --> 02:23:55.110
i looked it up and it was the place was real

02:23:55.110 --> 02:23:57.809
i'm i still haven't given them my information

02:23:57.809 --> 02:23:59.950
because like i'm waiting until i get one that

02:23:59.950 --> 02:24:03.549
is a little bit more like legible before i like

02:24:03.549 --> 02:24:05.729
buy into it because someone still tells me like

02:24:05.729 --> 02:24:07.909
it says the links legit and everything but i

02:24:07.909 --> 02:24:09.200
don't know maybe Maybe they're flooding websites

02:24:09.200 --> 02:24:11.420
saying it's real. Like, I don't fucking know.

02:24:11.620 --> 02:24:14.760
I put in my credit card, so it said it was invalid.

02:24:15.020 --> 02:24:17.860
So I put in my debit card. Oh, my God. You did

02:24:17.860 --> 02:24:21.399
both of them. Oh, my God. So anyway, I had to

02:24:21.399 --> 02:24:22.639
book both. Wow, they fucking doubled down. I

02:24:22.639 --> 02:24:26.059
had to cancel both this week. Holy shit. What

02:24:26.059 --> 02:24:29.659
the fuck? Do you have auto pay on a bunch of

02:24:29.659 --> 02:24:32.360
those things? No. That's always what I hate about

02:24:32.360 --> 02:24:34.559
getting a new debit card. I had to put in the

02:24:34.559 --> 02:24:38.360
info for a bunch of other stuff. like a whole

02:24:38.360 --> 02:24:40.540
bunch of shit and i'm like dude this sucks i

02:24:40.540 --> 02:24:42.559
just like hate it you log into spotify and it's

02:24:42.559 --> 02:24:45.600
like oh your subscription didn't go through it's

02:24:45.600 --> 02:24:50.100
like fuck you okay fine take my money just makes

02:24:50.100 --> 02:24:52.719
you more conscious of the fact of i mean i honestly

02:24:52.719 --> 02:24:54.319
i think it's a good thing though because there's

02:24:54.319 --> 02:24:56.659
been so many subscriptions to shit that's like

02:24:56.659 --> 02:24:59.120
timed out because of that that i forgot i had

02:24:59.120 --> 02:25:01.840
it's like rocket money for free you just get

02:25:01.840 --> 02:25:05.010
a new debit card Change the zip code attached

02:25:05.010 --> 02:25:08.629
to it. Yeah, Casey, that's tough, but I'm glad

02:25:08.629 --> 02:25:13.110
you got through it. The important thing is that

02:25:13.110 --> 02:25:17.770
they didn't buy anything, did they? No, I literally

02:25:17.770 --> 02:25:21.250
got a new card within an hour after I did it.

02:25:21.670 --> 02:25:25.430
Okay, good. Oh, yeah, no, they just bought a

02:25:25.430 --> 02:25:29.469
condo in L .A. with the money, actually. Allie

02:25:29.469 --> 02:25:31.950
Mac, you want to go out this episode? Go out.

02:25:32.569 --> 02:25:40.030
Eating some hot fucking buffalo wings. I will

02:25:40.030 --> 02:25:44.170
do one wing. Fuck yeah. We got some hot wings

02:25:44.170 --> 02:25:48.149
here. I will do one wing. We got boneless or

02:25:48.149 --> 02:25:52.370
bone in here? Boneless. Okay. They're really

02:25:52.370 --> 02:25:56.750
fucking hot. I tried them before. Okay. B -dubs?

02:25:56.969 --> 02:25:59.530
You want any ranch? No, I'll be alright. I'm

02:25:59.530 --> 02:26:04.110
a blue cheese guy anyways. Did you see that Helldivers,

02:26:04.270 --> 02:26:07.450
they're coming out with a fuck, they, the Super

02:26:07.450 --> 02:26:10.670
Earth is being invaded currently. So, like, I

02:26:10.670 --> 02:26:12.790
thought about playing it again, but I didn't.

02:26:15.450 --> 02:26:18.870
It's pretty hot, I like it though. I'm sorry,

02:26:18.950 --> 02:26:21.590
I was focused on spice. What about Helldivers,

02:26:21.690 --> 02:26:24.889
this new shit? Yeah, the fucking, the new fucking

02:26:24.889 --> 02:26:26.989
thing is, the new invasion is they're invading

02:26:26.989 --> 02:26:29.389
actual Earth now. So you actually get to fight

02:26:29.389 --> 02:26:32.260
on Earth. That's pretty cool. I was like, I don't

02:26:32.260 --> 02:26:35.000
know. I looked into it. I'm like, I want to play

02:26:35.000 --> 02:26:39.079
that, but also nobody that I know plays anymore.

02:26:39.639 --> 02:26:42.680
I would. I'd have to download Helldivers again.

02:26:42.940 --> 02:26:45.079
I'm playing my PS5 all the fucking time right

02:26:45.079 --> 02:26:49.899
now. So am I. I took Doom Eternal back from my

02:26:49.899 --> 02:26:53.139
brother, so I want to play that too. Mom said

02:26:53.139 --> 02:26:55.719
it's my turn with Doom Eternal. I bought it,

02:26:55.719 --> 02:26:59.000
and he just fucking stole it. Because when I

02:26:59.000 --> 02:27:01.600
still live with my parents, I bought Doom Eternal.

02:27:01.840 --> 02:27:04.540
And then when I moved out, I left a couple of

02:27:04.540 --> 02:27:06.659
my games there because I just didn't take them

02:27:06.659 --> 02:27:08.579
out. And then I came back and all my games are

02:27:08.579 --> 02:27:10.780
on my brother's shelf. I'm like, you motherfucker.

02:27:11.180 --> 02:27:14.100
How's it? I'll do one more. How's it? I'm not

02:27:14.100 --> 02:27:16.420
housing it. You're housering it. Isn't it spicy?

02:27:17.399 --> 02:27:20.420
It's spicy, but my palate, I've been eating a

02:27:20.420 --> 02:27:22.340
lot of spicy stuff lately. That's what you get

02:27:22.340 --> 02:27:23.879
when you get a Latino girlfriend. Yeah, I can

02:27:23.879 --> 02:27:26.260
kind of tank this pretty well, honestly. Damn.

02:27:27.760 --> 02:27:31.559
You got it. I mean, it's hot, but it's like I

02:27:31.559 --> 02:27:34.600
feel it. I'm not going to bullshit you and tell

02:27:34.600 --> 02:27:37.000
you it's not spicy. I feel it, bro. All right.

02:27:40.159 --> 02:27:44.100
Thanks for listening. Like us on Facebook and,

02:27:44.139 --> 02:27:47.860
you know, as always, be kind to yourselves. And

02:27:47.860 --> 02:27:56.829
each other. We out. Fuck off. For all we know,

02:27:56.889 --> 02:27:59.270
robots have souls. We just don't know if they

02:27:59.270 --> 02:28:02.809
do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

02:28:02.809 --> 02:28:08.569
a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

02:28:08.569 --> 02:28:14.309
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,

02:28:14.350 --> 02:28:16.770
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

02:28:17.250 --> 02:28:19.889
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some

02:28:19.889 --> 02:28:24.840
really dumb thoughts. extended episode where

02:28:24.840 --> 02:28:27.219
the fuck did the pyramids come from where the

02:28:27.219 --> 02:28:29.139
fuck did stone edge come from you're telling

02:28:29.139 --> 02:28:31.780
me that they didn't die and become ghosts oh

02:28:31.780 --> 02:28:33.979
they're killing they're killing already born

02:28:33.979 --> 02:28:37.260
babies and sell them to the chinese aliens exist

02:28:37.260 --> 02:28:41.459
as somewhere in china all right in some base

02:28:41.459 --> 02:28:44.000
what the fuck there are super soldiers that are

02:28:44.000 --> 02:28:47.719
at least nine or ten feet tall Okay, so did they

02:28:47.719 --> 02:28:51.979
come from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.

02:28:51.979 --> 02:28:57.360
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with terrorists.

02:28:57.719 --> 02:29:24.079
I do not listen to them. feel them die of this

02:29:24.079 --> 02:29:28.200
virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're

02:29:28.200 --> 02:29:30.840
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that

02:29:30.840 --> 02:29:33.940
the government has taken it to the next level

02:29:33.940 --> 02:29:40.120
with the birds they know what birds are going

02:29:40.120 --> 02:29:42.620
to cross paths with you that you are going to

02:29:42.620 --> 02:29:44.620
be able to raise and they are going to make them

02:29:44.620 --> 02:29:46.860
so fucking real they're going to sink money into

02:29:46.860 --> 02:29:49.579
them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

02:29:49.579 --> 02:29:53.469
in a cage they're going Cut it open, you're going

02:29:53.469 --> 02:29:55.469
to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell

02:29:55.469 --> 02:29:57.989
you their technology. It's absolutely violent.

02:29:58.969 --> 02:30:01.670
Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord

02:30:01.670 --> 02:30:43.010
Kitten. is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

02:30:43.250 --> 02:30:46.129
I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real, okay?

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Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing

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this shit. George Soros actually worked...