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No one's here. It's just me and Casey. If you
don't know, this is Ye's new song, called Heil
Hitler. It's been getting banned from the internet
a lot, for obvious reasons. I like how Kanye
made a song that's fucking fire, but nobody can
listen to it. That's like when the Wu -Tang made
the album that only one person could buy. Who
bought it? Some millionaire? Some CEO dude, right?
Yeah. Oh, man. Do you think Kanye should have
the freedom of speech to be able to sing this
song? What? I think you have to talk into the
mic there, bud. This show sucks anyways. Who
cares? This episode's getting banned anyways.
Why would I put effort into it? Do you want to
not use this song? No, I don't care. I think
it's hilarious, but I just don't think this entire
first part where we're playing this is going
to be in the episode. I'm fading out. There we
go. Hi. If this is the part that you're listening
to first, it's because the first part of the
episode got banned because we decided to play
Kanye's new song, HH. Welcome to Untitled Podcast
episode. What's it now? 105. 105. No one's here
again. It's just me and Casey. Dan's going to
show up for 15 minutes, get his ass kicked in
Jeopardy and leave. Allie Mackey is MIA. Yeah,
okay. How many wins do I have? You're talking
33. And how many does Dan have? I think he's
got 14, 13. So I have double his wins. More like
triple. And how many wins does Allie Mac have?
Six. The Sace. How many were given to him in
technicalities? None, actually. Three. You know
how many wins I have? Two. Two for two, baby.
Good for you, buddy. Two for two. Actually, I
got to play again. So somebody else got to host.
Well, I guess because I'm the Ken Jennings of
this Jeopardy, I would be the one that hosts.
So I could do a thing. I just want to know how
Kanye got 30 black people to sing Heil Hitler
for his music video. You're telling me there's
not 30 people on the planet that are black that
you think you could find to sing that? I think
he must have paid them well. Probably like 10
,000 each. If you were paid fucking 50 grand
to sit in a circle and scream fuck white people,
would you do that? 50 grand? Yeah. I'll say fuck
white people, whatever. There you go. That's
probably how they feel. Oh, well. That's what
I was getting at, that. Right. So what's your
thought? I got to ask what's your thoughts on
Trump accepting this jet from Qatar? Casey, unlike
you, I don't really care about politics anymore.
I've literally not been paying attention since
pretty much the election. Casey out here, by
the way, just likes to upset himself by watching
the news and just jerking off to hate Donald
Trump. Yes. I actually am into hate porn for
Donald Trump. You love it. The news is just a
bunch of horse shit right now. Both sides are
being fucking psychotic. The left is like Trump
is Hitler. The right is Trump is God. Even like
the fucking like quote unquote like non -biased
like podcast and stuff, they're all just under
one fucking envelope. I'm just kind of sick of
politics. I'm getting to the age now where I'm
not in college and I'm not – my kids aren't moved
out of my house and fucking out in the world.
So I don't really care about politics right now.
I'm trying to build a – Build my net worth, you
know. Yeah. Build some stuff, you know. Be able
to have kids. I'm getting married. You know,
all that shit. Invest in Tesla, bro. I just reinvested
my $40 in Tesla. That's awesome. Yeah. I got
a Bible here today of the New Testament. It's
not even the full New Testament. It's fucking...
It doesn't have revelations. It doesn't have
fucking... like four of the books in it. Apparently
there was some prophecy like 1 ,000 years ago
that said like there will be a pope, like something,
something, something. He will be the last pope.
Yeah, it was disproven because it's fucking nonsense.
Well, I think they just say that about every
pope, right? Because it's going to be true for
one of them. Yeah, they call it the black pope
prophecy. Like actual black Pope? No, it's just
called the black Pope prophecy. Is that why they
didn't elect the black guy? Maybe. No, this guy's
from Chicago. What's the black Pope prophecy?
The black pro prophecy is just like the last
Pope is like the black Pope, the evil Pope, like
whatever. So it'd be like the end of the world.
Yeah. But that's all fucking Notre Dame's horse
shit, you know? And, uh, the, the thing that.
He did it like it's going after. I don't I don't
think it's Nostradamus. It might be something
else. But like it was a description of each of
the popes and then popes into the future and
then a description for the popes into the future,
quote unquote, like up to like the black pope,
which is supposedly this one. All of the descriptions
were wrong after he died. So so all the all the
descriptions of the popes that he did beforehand
were completely accurate. Literally the pope
after. the current pope, when he was writing
this stuff, everything after it, everything he
said about those popes were wrong. So I'm like,
it's fucking nothing. When did Nostradamus even
live? I don't fucking know. But there's got to
be a last pope, right? The world's got to fucking
end one day. Like the fucking Catholic church
has to fall. I guess there's going to be a last
pope. There's going to be a last human, too.
The fucking sun has to. The sun's going to explode
in one million years or a few million years anyway.
Yeah. All right. What do we got? I don't know.
There's not really much to talk about. I haven't
been paying attention. What do you think about
these fucking black lady statues that just pop
up in Times Square? I thought it was only one.
No, it was like popping up in like major cities
in the world. Like there's like 12 of them now.
Why? People said they were trying to build it
to contrast with white men statues. You took
them all down anyway. But they're not even real
people. They're not real people. Like there's
one that's just in like Spain or something. And
it's just like some bald black lady that looks
like Jada Pinkett Smith. And she's just texting
on her phone. And I'm like, this isn't even a
real person. Art has collapsed. I don't know.
I just think it's stupid. Fucking, we used to
have statues for historical figures. And then
we're just going to take those down to put up
fucking eyes on my phone. Okay, that's kind of
racist. God, Alec should have been here. Why?
Would he have bitched at that? No, he was just
fucking... But what about the fucking Harry Potter
thing with the new actor that plays Snape that's
black? Dude, all the actors are black. Dumbledore's
black. Snape's black. So why can't Snape be black?
Because he's fucking Snape. He's a fucking...
He's described in the book as being pale, right?
Yes. But also in the book, Harry's always described
as having green eyes and Daniel Radcliffe had
blue eyes. Uh -huh. What's the vast majority
of England, Casey? Yeah, so it's hard to find
somebody, you know, I don't know. They wanted
the... Also, I always thought that Harry Potter
took place like, you know, like the 1920s or
something. It was like the... 1990s yeah and
i'm like why does it look like this it's the
1990s like you should have like oh because they
don't like adapt like muggle technology like
when you see them at its parents house they have
like 90s like cars and like tvs and shit i guess
i just didn't pay attention enough because like
i always just thought it was like the 1920s like
i'm like why is it this way but so they picked
daniel radkov for the part because he was like
the best actor for harry yeah but fucking they
could have found somebody with green eyes yeah
but you also like the description of snape in
the book is pale long face long nose uh gaunt
that guy is none of those things I wouldn't say
Alan Rickman had a long nose. He did have a long
nose. He had a pretty normal nose. No, he had
a pretty long nose. It wasn't like a hook nose,
but it was long. But it also just made no sense.
What was he at the end? He was like 55 or something
in the last movie. I think so. But they were
doing flashbacks where he was supposed to be
like fucking 20, 30. and it just i don't know
the same guy but i mean like harry's parents
were supposed to be 21 and they looked like they're
like 40 in like the flashbacks oh yeah that's
like in uh how in breaking bad you know this
is this actor or this character called todd and
uh when they made the sequel movie el camino
yeah like in the movie he's like fat he's like
but it's like it takes place the exact same time
breaking bad happens i'd be like what the fuck
continuity errors They call them fucking Fat
Todd. Yeah, but I just, I think it's stupid.
Like, I feel like they just race swap just to
make people upset now, like for things. Like,
it's not only Harry Potter. It's like, look at,
you know. marvel studios look at fucking everything
that's getting a remake it's either getting remade
with women or getting remade with colored people
i don't think you can say that people of color
is what's that's that's the correct you gotta
be the pc the pc woke term we started off with
a fucking song that said hail hitler that's a
What? You know, Kanye would actually get arrested
in, like, Germany. Yeah, he would. Australia.
England. Probably England. United States is one
of the only places where you can actually say
shit still and not get arrested. Well, is it
a good thing that you can't be a fucking Nazi
anymore, though? I feel like you should be able
to... Freedom of speech trumps arresting people
who just say, Hail Hitler, I guess. Yeah. I mean,
Trump's fucking arresting everybody that's protesting
Israel. I fucking don't care about Israel or
Palestine either. Both countries are just going
to blow each other up for the rest of the time.
Like India and Pakistan are going at it now.
Also. The fucking war of the smells. I saw a
meme that was like, India and Pakistan now have
biological chemical weapons. And it was like
a picture of a bar of soap. I don't care. Dude,
like, all these wars that are going on, why the
fuck should we care? It's not our country. It
doesn't have anything to fucking do with us.
So, you'll care only once we get in a war, right?
If we fucking send boots on the ground, that's
our problem because Americans are dying. Yeah.
Why, like... India and Pakistan hate each other.
They've hated each other forever, so they're
just going to fucking kill each other. Fucking
Palestine and Israel hate each other, so they're
just going to kill each other forever because
they've been killing each other since Israel
fucking existed. Fucking Ukraine and Russia are
going to kill each other because Russia thinks
that Ukraine's theirs and Ukraine wants to be
a country. I think England and France should
go out again. That would be hysterical, actually.
England and France just fucking going at it again.
They just shell each other across the fucking
river there. But, you know, Germany's just kind
of doing its own thing right now. Germany had
a really cool leader at one point, actually.
I'm just kidding. What if the actor for Snape
is, like, the best actor, though? Like, what
if he's, like, a really good actor? No, they're
actively doing this to spite Rowling. But she
sold the rights, right? And so she doesn't have
the rights to that anymore. Yeah, but she didn't
fall in line with every single thing that they're
fucking sided with. So they're actively spiting
her now. Because she fell in line with everything
besides trans people. And because she didn't
fall in line for every single thing that they
did. They are now spiting her because of it.
This isn't even a spite towards the audience
or anything. This is a spite directly towards
J .K. Rowling. Oh, I can see that. Didn't she
say some shit about trans people? She said that
she's a feminist, but she wants to exclude trans
people from the feminist movement. What does
that even mean? She thinks that a biological
man should not be in the feminist unit. Oh, like
men in general shouldn't be? No, like a... trans
like a trans woman is that what it's called when
a guy transitions like they shouldn't be included
into the trans into the feminist like thing because
they're not a woman oh that's stupid but because
you said that now the entirety of the left is
trying to attack her because she didn't fall
that's the thing the biggest problem that i have
with the left is that if you don't follow lockstep
every single like thing that they do you're you're
cannibalized by them like right Like you have
to follow every single thing that they fucking
believe. And it changes every two weeks. Um,
and if you don't, you're fucked. Like I, you
could literally follow lockstep with them for
15 years. And then they put in one thing that
that's the big thing for that two week period.
And you say no. And you're excommunicated from
the left forever. I think it kind of like works
like that on the right too. With like, you know,
if you're not part of Trump's fucking cult, you
know, you're fucking excluded or whatever. Like
the normal, regular Republicans that used to
be just like more moderate. I just don't care.
Like, I just think Trump was a better option
than fucking Kamala. I'm going to be fucking
watching Harry Potter and, like, Hermione's going
to have, like, a giant fucking cock or some shit.
And you're just going to be like, well, this
is what I get. She's like, I have to take polyjuice
potion to get my fucking cock away. Oh, God.
So do, like, they actually, like, get the genitals
of whatever thing that they turn into? Yeah,
they turn into the person. It's actually, if
you turned into the person, you would actually
get their voice because you have their voice
box. Yeah. So it didn't make sense in the movie
how they like use their own voice. Yeah. I guess
they just did it so you know what's what. Yeah.
But yeah, technically you'd get the, just like
fucking, get a fucking vagina or whatever. There
had to be some devious wizards doing shit with
that. Remember in the movie how Hermione got
turned into a fucking cat? Right, yeah. But there's
got to be some devious people that did shit with
that. Oh, I'm sure they fucking experimented.
It's like, well, I mean, if you got turned into
a woman, wouldn't you? Oh, absolutely. I'd shove
something up my pussy. You'd what? I'd shove
something up my pussy. Like an eggplant? Like
a fucking cucumber or something. I just want
to know what it feels like. Right. I think everybody
would. But remember when Harry tried to fuck
that ghost? Wood. Fucking wood. What? Moaning
Myrtle. Wood. That actor actually was like, yeah,
35, 40. I like that voice. You like Moaning Myrtle's
voice? Yeah, I think it's cute. That's kind of
a bitchy, annoying voice. I know, I like bitchy,
annoying voices. Damn. What? Into some weird
shit. We're all in the weird shit. You fucking
jerk off in libraries. I like ghosts. Did you
become Dan's accountability partner yet? No.
Dude, being Dan's accountability partner would
be a nightmare. You should sign up for the app
that lets you see his history and be like, Dan,
you gotta stop jerking off seven times a day.
I don't even know. Fucking trans gone wild. Dude,
I don't even want to see his history. Well, he
doesn't want to see your history either, but
maybe you guys should make a pact to fucking
read the Bible instead of fucking looking at
porn. I'd do it. Every time you want to watch
porn, read the Bible. He's got some dead air
there. That was weird. I mean, I fucking hate
being addicted to fucking jerking off in porn.
I really do. Like, I wish I wasn't. But, like,
we were texting about, like, was it during the
week, I think? Or was it last week that we were
texting about it? Yeah. But, like, I fucking,
I think porn is too easily accessible to everybody.
specifically children, because I fucking started
watching porn, like, daily when I was fucking
12, and that fucked up your brain. Are they banning
porn in, like, half the states now? Like, fucking
Florida and shit? I don't think that's a bad
thing to do. Or maybe you just, like, need your
ID for it. I think it's Pornhub, specifically,
that they're banning, not the other. They're,
like, limiting the access. It's like that South
Park episode, right, where they fucking ban porn,
and then Randy, they have, like, you know, little...
Black Bark at porn booths, and Randy just goes
and fucking comes all over. No, no, no, no, no.
That episode, the internet goes out, and then
they have to go across the thing, and they just
keep doing that. But I do think that porn is
detrimental to society. I really do. It's not
a good thing. I also think that I fucking read
a study somewhere. I thought it was something
crazy like that. 50 % of girls around the age
of 18 years old, like 18 to 21, had Nomi fans.
Oh, shit. It's fucking staggering. That's a good
way to make fucking money by doing nothing. I
mean, it's the same thing with fucking strippers.
Strippers. Yeah. Like, at least strippers have
some honor to them because, you know, you're
meeting someone face to face. Right. There's
like guys that will like fall in love with strippers
at like first sight. And then just, like, stalk
them. Like, bro, I thought she was into me. No,
she's not. Falling in love with a stripper is
the worst thing that you can do. I'm in love
with a stripper. She's fucking falling in love
with your wallet, bro. Yeah, dude. Those fucking
ones. Fucking inflation. Ones is, like, fucking
throwing pennies at them now. You gotta, like,
you gotta throw, like, at least fives or tens.
She'll get attention if you throw fives. Do you
have to tip them every time they come over to
you? No. You can literally just sit there and
not throw any money. That's a thing that some
people do. But then you're an asshole. Yeah,
you're an asshole, but you can't. It's not illegal
to sit there and just go, yeah, all right, and
just not throw anything. But if you don't throw
any money, the girls won't give you any attention.
Oh, I see how it works. So let's say me and you
are sitting there. And I throw in like 10 bucks
in singles and you just didn't do anything. You
just sat there. They're not going to like come
over and like dance for you there. They're going
to be like, fuck that guy. We're going to go
over to the guy who actually is like paying.
I'm going to get like a male stripper for your
bachelor party. Just as a joke. That'd be fucking
odd. It'd be like dressed up like a firefighter.
You're like, did somebody call 911? And it's
like. It'd be fucking Freddy. Do you think midget
wrestling is morally incorrect? No, it's kind
of like cockfighting or like dogfighting. I feel
like both of those are morally incorrect. I'm
all for dogfighting, but no, I'm just kidding.
Did you see that fucking video I sent with the
fucking hot chick with Down syndrome? Yeah, that's
fake. It's fake? Yeah, it's fake. Most of the
quote -unquote down syndrome OnlyFans girls are
not actually down syndrome. They use a fucking
face filter to look like they have down syndrome.
Who the fuck makes a face filter to look like
you have down syndrome? Also, I want to know
how I look with down syndrome. You look the same.
If that's an actual app, I'll fucking download
it. Just to make yourself look like you have
down syndrome? Yeah, I want to know what I look
like. It's weird how they, like, fucking look
similar. I guess. But, like, I guess if they're
just using, like, the face filter on it, you
can still, you know, put a fucking retard face
filter on and then, you know, do that. Some sick
fucks out there. Are you a sick fuck? Sickfucks
.com. Horsecub .com. Oh, man, I gotta get a new
atomizer. My fucking coil's cooked. Can't you
just get new coils? No, that's what I mean. Like,
I gotta change the coil. Oh. Let's take a break
and we might be back with Dan. Maybe. Who fucking
knows? Fuck it. Untitled podcast. Oh, yeah, man.
Oh, yeah. I love me some Guns N' Roses. Yes.
Slash is my favorite guitar player of all time.
Nobody even comes close. Eddie Van Halen? Nope.
Prince? Nope. Welcome back. No siree. Only snacks.
It's your own title podcast. Episode 105. Here
with Dan and Tyler. Oh yeah. Dan was wearing
the Guns N' Roses shirt. The appetite for destruction.
Welcome, welcome. It's a great time in American
history. Circa what? 1989? 93? Yeah. When I went
to see Guns N' Roses, people were getting on
Slash because he was missing some notes. But
I'm like, bro, he's like fucking almost 60. He's
missing some notes? Yeah, like he's fine, bro.
Dude, like, come on. How can he fuck up? It's
like, it's not really like there's... What, he
was hitting like out of tune notes or what? Yeah,
I mean, sometimes on guitar, right, you hit the
wrong fret sometimes. Oh, yeah, so what, dude?
He's probably got fucking arthritis. Yeah. Yeah,
I was watching some YouTube comments. Did you
know he's Jewish? Is he? Yeah, he's Israeli.
Yeah, his name's like Saul. Oh, no shit. Yeah,
he's Israeli. I didn't know that. Oh, well, that's
why they made it, right? What? That's why they
made it big. Oh, right. You gotta have a Jew
in the band. Yeah, I never knew. Never knew.
It's like Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz. I think he's
Jewish. Wentz is Jewish. There's another Jewish
kid in the band. Where's I going with this? Oh,
yeah. I was watching this. Have you ever heard
of the guitarist Eric Johnson? Yeah. Yeah. I
was watching him play that and he's like ancient
now. And people were bitching in the comments
that he couldn't play as fast. Was he like 80?
Dude, he's like, no, he's like 70, maybe 75.
And people are like bitching about it. It's like,
dude, calm down. I can't even play that song.
Yeah. I used to be able to play some of it. Yeah.
It's a hard song. People get old, man. Like,
calm down. I feel old. Yeah, you're not. 27.
I can't carry a white lighter this year. Oh,
yeah. That's right. Die like a rock star. Party
like a rock star. Die like a rock star. Dude,
I was watching this thing yesterday. This fucking
guy that trains horses. That's a fucking weird
thing. No, it was just like a... a YouTube video.
I don't know this guy from you know who Ramsey
is Dave Ramsey Gordon Ramsey. No Dave Ramsey.
Who's the finance guy? Oh shit. Awesome. Did
you steal this from a hotel? Jason gave that
to me. He's like thanks for like watching my
dog. No stop dude. No seriously and he's dead
serious. Yeah. Oh wow. He's like like that on
Christian. I guess yeah. Wow. Thanks for watching
my dog. Take something that you'll never read.
I actually read it today on the podcast. I read
it when we were making a piece. Do not lie to
one another, seeing that you have put off the
old self with its practices. What does that mean?
What does that even mean? Ask the fucking priest
over here. It's riddles, dude. It really is riddles,
yeah. Is that in Psalms or is that in... Is that
Corinthians? This is Colossians. Colossians.
Here, there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised
and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave,
free. Christ is all. What? Circumcision? Yeah,
why do people just decide to go randomly like
God wants me to cut my cock off? It started off
as a sanitary thing. Dude, I've never heard of
a dude being like, I got a dick infection. So
you guys are not okay with people cutting their
dicks off to be transgender, but you're okay
with cutting their foreskin off when they're
babies? Casey, are you circumcised? Yeah. Okay,
then shut the fuck up. Well, because when I was
a baby, I was baptized. Would you rather have
a fucking turtle head? What? Would you rather
have a turtleneck? A turtleneck? I think that's
how humans naturally are. Yeah, it looks terrible.
Every single person that you would see... That's
because you're so used to, like, seeing it. Yeah,
if you don't have a fucking uncircumcised...
If you have an uncircumcised penis, women will
be scared of you. I saw there was like a dad
who was like suing the hospital because like
his son got this like. If I have a son, he's
getting circumcised. I don't fucking care. I
don't watch this fucking circumcision in nursing
school. It was like they fucking put like a little
like ring. Like they put the fucking foreskin
and like a fucking ring, metal ring. And then
they just fucking cut around the circle. Unironically,
my circumcision was incomplete. Damn. Incomplete.
Yeah, like I still have a single piece of attached
skin to it. Oh, that would be the picture for
the episode. But like, I shit you not, there's
a single skin that's connected from the head
to the shaft. That'd be a nice little spot to
get a piercing. I thought that was normal until
I was like, oh, that is, I just literally don't
have a... fully circumcised dick. Have you ever
read the Bible front to back, Dan? No, dude.
I read fucking... The whole witness shit. I read
like 14 verses on stage at church and I stuttered
through the whole thing and I was so fucking
embarrassed I ran out and cried. Did you have
to go to church until you were like, what, 18?
I went until I was... Sorry. Just after my graduation
party. Right? So 17, maybe 18. Well, that's when
I stopped going before that, but I fully stopped
going as soon as I had my graduation party. Because
you want everybody to come and give you money.
Did you go to college? And then you're on the
takeoff. No, I just went to med school. I just
remember being, when I was like probably six,
I like got really sick with like. scarlet fever
meningitis and uh the fucking all the people
in the congregation and the methodist church
were trying to like fucking faith heal me and
i was like what the fuck is going on i was like
this is like scaring the shit out of me am i
like dying or something how old are you like
six oh my god seven yeah their faith healing
you yeah i don't understand like sorry tyler
i just gotta say like i i don't understand exactly
where the need for religion comes from in humans.
It's like, well, I think it's because they need
to explain things that they don't have an explanation
for. I think it's more than that though. I think
it's more like, why are we here? It's like, like
I, all right. So I definitely believe, I believe
in a higher power, right? And whether that's
the universe, whatever it is, I know we've kind
of talked about this and touched on this. But,
like, I think that's, like, I don't feel the
need to have a religion over it, you know? Yeah,
like. Like, I think we're definitely, like, I've
explained before, like, we're here to learn,
like, lessons and all that. But, like, I understand
the sense of community. Is it, like, a community
thing? I think so. It's a group. Like, it's people
who. It's a similar. It's basically. Yeah, it's
a reason to go and, like, socialize every Sunday.
It's a group effort. It's a group. You belong
to a group. You're not an other. at that point
type thing like think about like when like even
fucking back in like the 1700s in america you
got a fucking community of people but when you're
all in the same church none of you are others
all of you are in the same group and then somebody
comes from another group you're like oh you are
an other you're not part of our group get away
from us type thing but I think now it's more
of a sense of community. It's a sense of duty,
a sense of hope, I guess. It also gives you a
place to worship, too. When you're a non -denominational
fucking spooky -dukey witchcraft bullshit fucking
thing, you're like, I don't need a church to
pray. Have you ever been to a fucking cathedral?
Recently, when I was down in New York City, I
went to St. Patrick Cathedral. And I just sat
there and I'm like, I feel just good here. Like
when you sit down, like a, like a specifically
a cathedral or like an old, like ornate church
or something, when you just sit there and you're
just like, I, it feels good in here. Like it
feels nice. It feels right in here. But I just
feel like my skin's on fire. Well, that'll happen
to you. Fucking human. Um, I feel like, I feel
like I want to, Not necessarily maybe join a
church, but I want to set aside some time. And
I think maybe this is kind of like where, where
the whole church thing comes from. I want to
set aside some time like weekly where it's like
not about me. And it's just about like acknowledging
that there is a higher power. That's literally
what church is for. I know, but I don't want,
I don't want all the other bullshit that comes
with church. You can go to a chapel. Like, they
have, like, chapels around that, like, aren't,
like... Like, I feel like there's no religion
out there that, like... I feel like I need to
start my own. I'm going to start a cult now.
No, I didn't say a cult. Like, what if it was
just, like, a group of people where it's, like...
They all drive black Escalades and wear white
masks. Not that, not that. It could degrade into
that. Things don't go right. Can we just all
wear, like, black KKK hoods like Kanye? No, definitely
not. What about purple hoods? That's kind of
cool. Like purple with gold trim. Oh no, not
a hood. Oh, hit that button by the way. No, but
like, all right, you just set aside dude, because,
because all, all week, it's just like, you're
thinking about like, it's all about like me.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus. Oh my
God. We can't even say what the, uh, We saw that
earlier in this episode. Well, Kanye did. All
right. So there's that. Yeah. But yeah, just
like all the lights turned red when that came
on. It was a weird vibe in here. You think Hitler's
ghost exists? I know. I don't think so. He's
burning. He's burning. No. You think he just
went straight to hell? I don't think he went
to hell. You don't think Hitler went to hell?
No, I don't. Dude, it's all... Because he repented
for his sins, right? No, he didn't. He just killed
himself. What if he repented after he killed
himself? Whatever, I guess. It's all perspective,
man. Hitler was also super into the occult, too.
That's what they say. Was he really? Yeah, they
had a real society. What's that? It's the occult
division of the SS. Like, it's an actual documented
thing. It's called the Vril Society. Really?
Yeah, like, they did, like, occult stuff. And
if you look at some of the Nazi castles, they
have, like, pentagrams and shit built into the
concrete. Damn. Yeah, like, it was a real thing.
Wow. Like, he was trying to summon the devil
to win the war. Man, that's fucked up. Yeah.
You know... But, like, if the devil was on anybody's
side, it would probably be Hitler. yeah i mean
dude look they were like pushed into a corner
right so everybody thinks like all the nazis
were so evil like yeah they did fucked up things
but we've done fucked up things like just as
fucked up trail of tears that was pretty fucking
bad dude we dropped two nukes huh yeah drop two
nukes like you could look at that like kind of
the same dude you know and they came here and
they're like you know, before, like back in the
1700s, when America, during the revolution, they
were German mercenaries and they thought that
Americans were fucking barbaric as fuck for having
slaves. Yeah. Dude, this is like, you know, 17,
whatever. It's like, we don't do that anymore.
And that was the Germans. Right. So, and there
was 18 million Nazis, dude. Like, was that, does
that mean there was 18 million evil people? 18
million? Well, no, I think a lot of people in
Germany were just kind of like, you know, drafted
into it. Like you had to be like Heil Hitler
or else you were fucking persecuted. Right. So
it's like, all right, like you're saying, fuck
the Nazis. They didn't really have a choice.
Right. Like they kind of had to be in it. Yeah,
I've watched interviews, like interviews with
Germans that were in World War II. And, you know,
they're like, you know, if you didn't join the
war, you know, you're fucking. dead i guess right
yeah they'd kill you or they wouldn't just kill
you they'd kill your family or you just couldn't
eat it's like right join the effort or else and
it's like you know there's i don't know i don't
i want to be careful when i say here but it's
just like you know you got to be like the the
perspective if you were them in that situation
you'd do exactly the same thing you know maybe
so i heard like hitler didn't really even He
had no control over the, like, you know, the
concentration camps. It was mostly... I think
they were run by... It was mostly Hans Grubels.
Goebbels? Goebbels that had, like, the main thing,
like, Hitler's, like, scientist guy. He was the
big one on, like, the experimentation at the
camps. No, I think that was Himmler, right? Was
it Himmler? That was the Holocaust, yeah. But
it was one of it was one of his like like lieutenants
that was like not like actually lieutenants,
but like Hitler's lieutenants like underneath
him. Yeah. Well, he was like, do something about
these fucking Jews. And the guy's like, all right,
I'll just fucking set up these concentration
camps, kill them. But there's the work camps.
And then there was like the actual death camps.
There's two different camps. And it did it. You
would just get put in one of them. It was like
you didn't get to choose to go to the death camp
or the work camp. But like if you were in a death
camp, you're kind of fucked. But, dude, this
isn't the first time that's happened in history.
Like, why does that happen? That happened with
the gulag, right? The Russian gulags? Yeah, the
Russian gulags, the fucking Rwandan genocide,
you know, shit like that. Like, it's just people
in a world where two opposing groups that have...
in what's the word for like like incompatible
incompatible like views the only thing that's
gonna happen is they're gonna kill each other
right like in a world that has two groups that
they're so diametrically opposed to each other
that they think that the other people can't exist
they're gonna kill each other or that or one
side's gonna genocide the other like fucking
democrats republicans now It is getting to that
point. Yeah. I think we got to pump the brakes
on it, dude. I think like more, I mean a good
example of that is Palestine and Israel because
like they're so diametrically opposed, like they,
they're always on a collision course. Like even
if like you get them to do this, the tracks are
still going to collide and they're still going
to hit each other because they're so unable to
exist with each other that they're going to kill
each other. Yeah. Yeah. But in, in cases like,
the Nazis and the Jews, the Jews who couldn't
defend themselves, it's not a war then, it's
a genocide. So that's where I think the genocide
comes from because you're so diametrically opposed.
But when one side can't defend themselves, it's
a genocide. And when one side can defend themselves,
it's a war of extermination. Yeah. So Israel
and Palestine are in a war of extermination against
each other. Damn. The Nazis and the Jews was
a genocide. because the jews couldn't defend
themselves the nazis were the power they had
all the war like they were just civilians and
they were just they they wiped them out because
it's fucking crazy dude yeah it's crazy how often
that happens like there's a greek genocide too
with the ottoman turks and the greeks yeah yeah
yeah and like and the armenian genocide too yeah
and the us government like won't yeah the armenian
genocide armenians and greeks are really close
everybody in that region but the u .s government
won't acknowledge the greek genocide it also
like Japan still won't recognize the rape of
Nanking either. Uh, what is that? So I think
you talked about it before. Yeah, it was world
war two and the Japanese went into China and
Nanking China and they literally raped, murdered,
fucking just burned the entire city to the ground.
And just, it was hell on earth. Like they just,
the soldiers were told to do everything and anything
to these people. Jesus. But, and China is still
like, Japan won't acknowledge this. And Japan's
like, We didn't do that. And it's been documented.
There's photos of it. Wow. This was during World
War II? Yeah. Jesus. Japan still hasn't acknowledged
a lot of their crimes that they did in World
War II. I don't understand the war raping thing.
It's a fear tactic. It's like a power thing.
The whole thing with the rape and war thing,
it's not to get sexually gratified. And most
rapes aren't sexual gratification. It's a power
thing. So like, what's, what's a thing that you
can do to somebody that they can never take away?
There's also men who haven't seen women in like
a year, but like, it's a power thing too. Like
it's, it's a, mostly a power thing. Most of the
time, like rape isn't for sexual gratification.
It's for like just dominating somebody. So they're
just. They're just going in there, just doing
it to scare the fuck out of them. Scare the fuck
out of them, demoralize everybody, like, and
stuff. Like, it's just, it's a awful thing. Wow.
Wow, that's fucking crazy. But, like, just imagine,
like, another country came in here, they sacked
New York City and just started raping women,
like, in the street. Like, what would that make
you feel? Oh, Jesus Christ. They would never
make it out here alive. Yeah. Yeah, but, like,
that's, like, the thing. Like, how would that,
like, it's, like, It would either really piss
you off or completely demoralize you. And just
imagine this, this is constant. This is just
happening over and over and over and over and
over again. Like you're just like, and like,
it seems like you can't stop it because they're
just, it's an overwhelming force. Like that will
demoralize you. But if like you're able to fight
back against it, it's a, it would make you super
angry. And when you're angry, you make mistakes.
So it'd be like, fuck this. We're going to kill
these guys. But you're more just blinded by rage
and hate that you're going to make mistakes attacking
these people. So it's it's a demoralization technique
and it's a rage baiting technique that makes
you make mistakes. Because like if like fucking
another country like Russia came into New York
City or fucking, you know, they started coming
up the East Coast, like going like the cities
and just raping and murdering people and murdering
children and, you know, raping women, doing all
that. it would piss all of us off enough where
we just start making stupid decisions being like,
fuck these guys, let's kill them. And we just
start making stupid mistakes, like just doing
like a full frontal attack because we're just
like, we're going to stop this because this is
fucking stupid and this is awful. We're going
to stop this, but we're going to make mistakes
doing it. Right, right. So it's like one of those
things. It frees your mind enough where you're
like, I want to stop this. But if it gets to
the point where you can't, then you're demoralized.
And if you can stop it or try to stop it, you're
so angry that you're making mistakes. So it's
a proven thing that it works, but it's an awful
thing. And I'm happy that America doesn't go
to that style. America has never done that. We
kind of did it in Vietnam, but it was specific
units of soldiers and they got executed for it.
Oh, really? Yeah. Like there is a couple, there's
one sergeant that would, in Vietnam, that would
go into villages and just pick a group of women
and just assault them. Jesus. But then eventually
the platoon underneath them would be like, they
found out what he was doing and they straight
up executed him right there. I think that was
in that movie, that Mel Gibson movie. Which one?
The one in Vietnam. Platoon? Yeah. Yeah. But
like he, like basically we did do that or, or
certain individuals did that, but they had extraordinary
consequences of just battlefield execution. Wow.
I'm going to look that up. Yeah. That's fucking
crazy. Because also in American, in an American
soldiers like doctrine, if your commanding officer
is being evil and making you do a direct. If
they give you a direct order to be evil, it's
your direct duty to kill your commanding officer.
That's like in the doctrine of the United States
military. That's how it worked in everyday life.
Hold on. We got to ask ChatGPT about this because
that sounds a little... It's literally in there.
I want to hear the exact wording of this. Like
a military doctrine for... I don't know how you'd
word that. uh unlawful orders unlawful direct
orders it's your duty to to refuse and or kill
them is there anywhere in the u .s military what
would it be protocols hold on let me see let
me ask this thing how do you say what should
i say i would say uh united states military doctrine
um here hold on a sec say it to chat gpt ask
it is there anywhere in the united states military
doctrine where uh disobey of a um Fuck. I can't.
I had it right there. A disavail of a unlawful
order. Just type in what can a soldier do if
they're... Is there any circumstance in which
a soldier can kill his commanding officer if
he's given an unlawful order? That works. That's
a really complex and serious scenario. In general,
a soldier is obligated to disobey unlawful orders.
However, the use of lethal force against a commanding
officer is almost never justified and would likely
lead to severe legal consequences. If a soldier
believes they are given an unlawful order, the
correct course of action is to refuse the order
and report it up the chain of command or to a
higher authority, such as the military's inspector
general or legal counsel. The military has established
processes for handling unlawful orders to prevent
abuse and maintain discipline. In extreme circumstances,
like an order to commit a war crime, the soldier's
duty is to disobey and seek lawful intervention.
But resorting to violence against a superior
officer would almost certainly not be seen as
a legal or justifiable response. Yeah, you can't
just kill your commanding officer. You can, like,
you know, get arrested. But in specific circumstances
in Vietnam, they have killed commanding officers
for trying to tell them to commit war crimes.
Because he was like, if you don't do this, we'll
kill you. I'll kill you. So it gets to the point
where you disobeyed an unlawful order, and they
said they're going to kill you if you don't follow
that direct unlawful order. So they kill them.
damn so there's been documented cases of that
i of course chappy gpt is going to give you like
the well you shouldn't do that type thing there's
gonna be things but like i think you're asking
like you're in the military yeah but like but
like if like you're like in a war zone you're
not going to be able to be like hey uh lieutenant
this guy said i should rape children like what
do I do here? But like, but like, like when you're
like looking at, like when you're in fucking,
when you're in country in Vietnam away from the
fucking command post by like fucking 30 miles,
you can't do that. Yeah. So that's where situations
like that happen because they're like, Oh, if
you don't obey it, I'll kill you. And they're
like, all right, we'll kill you then. So it just
gets to that point. And it's just like, when
like you're told to rape children or he's going
to kill you, that's an unlawful order and a direct
threat to you. So you, in, in your, in the thing
of disobeying an unlawful order, if they're going
to use lethal force against you, you have to
use lethal force against them. Damn. Yeah. So
it's like shit like that. Like. Like it was,
it's, it's basically being like, don't kill your
commanding officer. However, it's in certain
circumstances we, but it's like, if you think
about it, you're in the fucking, you're in the
Rhine and fucking Germany during world war two.
And your fucking commanding officer tells you
to do that. And you're fucking 50 miles away
from the command post. And what do you do in
that situation? Right. I mean, and that's just
common sense at that point. Yeah. They got to
kill this guy. But like, it's shit like that.
Like, And you kind of see where it came from
with that. It's rare, but there are circumstances
where we have to do that. But America, we have
rules for war and shit like that. America follows
the Geneva Convention, so we can't commit war
crimes. And if you do commit war crimes, there's
steep punishment, which normally means either
life in prison or execution. Unless the people
are brown. right then it doesn't matter yeah
oh my god i saw yeah i saw like a meme it was
like a family guy and it was like there's a chart
of how dark people's skins are and they're like
this one's an ice detainee and this one's a refugee
oh like the white ones like a refugee right well
dude it's like you know we talked about how bad
the nazis were right because they were killing
other white people Yeah, but it's like we killed.
I think the death toll in the Middle East since
9 -11 is close to a million. Yeah, I think it's
in the 900 thousands, but that's a lot of fucking
people. That's in 24 years. Hitler did that in
six. Right. Hitler did 10 million because it's
6 million Jews and 4 million others. I mean,
if you have that many others, if you have just
bombs dropping on your house from this foreign
superpower, like in your fucking killing civilians,
people are going to be like, yeah, I fucking
hate America because they're dropping bombs on
my house. Right. And it's just like making it
worse. Every bomb is just adding fuel to the
fire. I just feel like we should just leave that
fucking sand pit alone, dude. I think we're going
to now. It doesn't make sense. No, we're shelling
fucking Yemen now. They're trying to... Dude,
gotta shell somebody. Somebody's gotta get shelled.
There's gotta be some shelling. We don't want
to shut the faucet off completely. I like how
we just fucking bomb different brown people every
couple years. Well, yeah, you gotta switch it
up, dude. You can't just keep... hammer in the
same place over and over eventually we're gonna
win so we want to like let it grow back up and
then go somewhere else for a little while hammer
them knock them down i mean we've been we've
been in an actual cold war with russia the cold
war never ended let's be fucking real we're still
in the cold war it's cold war too bro we're not
it's not cold war too it's just the fucking cold
war never ended I think it ended in the 90s for
a little bit. Quote unquote ended. It ended from
1990 until Russia did 9 -11. That's right. They
did, actually. We did solve that. Do you think
there's ever going to be a direct conflict between
Russia and the U .S.? Probably. I think next
few years, probably. I think it's inevitable,
but I don't think that it'll be like we think
it's going to be. I agree. I think there's definitely
going to be some direct contact, but it's going
to fizzle out. Because people in charge are smart
enough to stop it. We're never going to have
a formal World War III ever again. We're not
going to have a war like World War II. We have
too many weapons of terrifying destruction to
have an actively World War III. All it takes
is one person. Push the button. No, but if World
War III was the case, if we did go to a quote
-unquote actual World War III, it would just
be nukes. Like we wouldn't have like boots on
the ground fighting like world war two because
everybody's got a button that can blow up a fucking
Capitol. Yeah. I, you know, I think even dude,
we talk about nukes, like they're the biggest
thing that was in the forties. We got space lasers,
dude. Bro. Beyond that, I think the stuff that
they have now, like you don't even want to think
about. It's just so advanced. And I think we
keep harping on the nuclear thing. We got Death
Star type shit. I don't even know if another
country could launch a nuke, honestly. What do
you mean? Why do you think we have the Space
Force? Why would you make an entire branch of
the military for nothing? Because everybody's
like, oh, Trump made the Space Force. It's like
he made the Space Force for a fucking reason.
He's probably like, we have that much shit up
there? We need to make an entirely different
fucking group to handle this. And the situations
we don't even know about that have occurred in
space. Yeah. Where he's like, okay, this is beyond
the air force at this point. Like we're, we're
going to make an entire group. That's just going
to take care of space. Right. And then they just
like made fun of it, but it's like. Dude, they
have no idea what's actually going on. There's
probably some shit that goes on in space that
we don't fucking know anything about. With China,
especially? I shit you not. I do think that there's
like a fucking base on the moon from multiple
countries and we're actually fighting on the
moon. Dude, I wouldn't doubt it, man. I wouldn't
doubt that there's wars going on at different
levels that we have no idea about. I seriously
think that there's secret wars happening on the
moon. The dark side of the moon, you can't see
it with a telescope. You heard it here first,
folks. Space wars on the moon. Dark side of the
moon. You can't see the dark side of the moon.
I guarantee you, I would put money on it that
there's United States bases and China bases and
shit all on the dark side of the moon. I don't
think we're at a full -on space war fucking thing,
but I feel like they keep attacking each other's
bases on the moon. I was actually watching a
movie. There was Russians in the US and they
fucking Russia and US went to war and like the
people in the ISS were like, well, I guess we
got to kill the fucking Russians now. They start
trying to murder each other. Damn. Would you
just like at that point, like if you killed like
the other country people, would you just like
throw them out the airlock? Yeah, it's like,
what are you going to do with their body? Fuck
it. You gotta just sit there and rot. Like, watch
their body rot. They wouldn't rot. You don't
think so? Space doesn't have bacteria. Eh, I
think it would still rot, dude. Space doesn't
have bacteria. Yeah. It actually wouldn't rot.
In the space station, it would. If there was
no microorganisms. But you just, if you just
threw them out into space, they just, just as
fast as throwing them out into space, and you
circle around the Earth again, they're just like.
They would probably just explode. Do you see
that picture I sent of this, like, serial killer
in, like, the 1800s and they fucking preserved
his head in a glass? I saw that. And, like, even
his hair looks intact. Ugh, yeah. God. Disgusting.
It's awesome. I want to fucking be... You should,
like, preserve my head when I die. You want to
Walt Disney that shit? Yeah. I don't get the
whole cryogenically freezing. Like, there's no
way we're going to bring you back. Well, I think
people are like, well... you know, there's nothing
after this. So I want to stay here as long as
possible. But like, even if like you're cryogenically
frozen, they've tried to bring people back. Like
even like they had like live volunteers that
like did like cryogenically freezing to like
get brought back like in X amount of time. But
like they freeze you when you're alive. But when
you come back, like crystals of ice form in your
body and it like, like lacerates your fucking
like. like your, your, your veins and stuff.
So like, I don't, I don't know if there's a way
that you'd be able to not fucking die coming
back. Yeah. I think they try and inject you with
this stuff that prevents your, your vessels.
Yeah. But like they, they, they, everything that
they've tried failed that we know of just like,
just like it's illegal to clone the people because
we can clone people. We've cloned organs and
stuff. I'm pretty sure there's clones out there.
It's illegal. It's a crime against humanity to
clone somebody. Like, that's, like, in, like,
a world thing. Like, the entire world, you can't
clone humans. You can clone animals. You can't
clone humans. Huh. But, like, if you did clone
a human, do they get the rights of a person?
they wouldn't have the same memories as the guy
that got cloned. I think you treat them just
like any other person. Just because they have
the identical DNA doesn't make them any less
of a person. Yeah, but if they had a clone and
it was completely man -made, wouldn't that be...
If we're talking religiously in that, I know
you guys might not agree with it, but would that
person have a soul if they were cloned? I think
they would. But like the soul comes from God
and if it was completely man -made. But you're
just talking about a set of instructions, right?
On how to build this person. Right? So there's
twins. Yeah. So twins with identical DNA. There
are, but they were both made by a fucking man
and a woman. Yeah. So, I mean, what does it matter?
It's just like having another twin. It's like
you're making a delayed twin. What if there's
a man and a woman scientist that clone the fucking
human? I wouldn't want to clone myself though.
Ugh, no. Fuck that. One of me is too many. There's
a fucking clone. We should get your clone as
a guest on the podcast. Fucking Tyler too. We
have AI Tyler. Yeah. Would you try to kill your
clone? No. If there is a clone that was 33 years
old, like it was like made at the same time that
you were, would you try to kill it? And he was
just like me? He's just like you, but there can
only be one. If you had a clone, would you suck
your own dick? No. I would not suck my clone's
dick. But you'd jerk your own dick off. Yeah,
I'd do it to me. There's people that would fuck
themselves. Isn't that what the fucking Island
Boys did? Yeah. They made like an OnlyFans or
something? Yeah, they were like sucking each
other's dicks. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Yeah,
but like, there's people that would fuck themselves.
100%. I guarantee you there's humans out there
that would fuck themselves. Of course they would.
As a clone. They'd be like, well, it's not gay.
I'm fucking myself, you know? Yeah, I mean, you're
halfway to it when you're jerking off. But like,
I would kill my clone. No, would you suck your
own dick? No, I'd kill my clone. No, not a clone.
Is it gay though? Is that gay? Only if you come
in your own mouth. Well, Marilyn Manson did.
Would you if you could though? No. I mean, everybody's
tried at one point, but then like as an adult
man, I'd like, nah, I don't even want to suck
my own dick. Like as an adult man, that's not,
you know, like sexed up hormones, like a fucking
high schooler. I'm like, I don't want to suck
my own dick. Can you imagine though, if you could
just like, and just every day, just be like,
start the day. Like, no, I'm not a man. What
a good, what a good start to the day. I'm not
a huge fan of blowjobs. Really? No. Wow. I don't
like hand jobs or bullet jobs. Wow. Is anybody
here into foot jobs? I've gotten a foot job a
few times. Have you? Kyle Franklin. I do not
like that at all. That is such a common thing.
A common theme these days. If they don't actually
lube it up, it's like fucking sandpaper. That's
disgusting. Yeah, never mind. I'm going to keep
this to myself. I'm not going to say anything.
Why not? Let's have this conversation with my
girlfriend. earlier about how like i'm like there's
people that are actually into foot jobs and she's
like you want me to give you one like joking
and i'm like now it'd be like the sahara right
because i'm always making fun of her because
her feet are dry a lot but just like you said
like fucking it'd be like sandpaper you know
but i feel like if like i guess if it was like
a well taken care of like foot and like it was
like lubed up it might feel good i mean most
people are like working all day and they're on
their feet and What if it's a clone that doesn't
work and its feet are pristine? It doesn't do
anything for me, dude. What if a girl is making
out with another girl but jerking you off of
their feet? Girl's making out with another girl
and she's jerking. And that's all I can get in
on it? For right now. For the start. I think
you guys might need to quit porn. It doesn't
do a damn thing for me, dude. I see it all the
time. You guys might need to become each other's
accountability partners. I don't know, man. Do
you think Kanye has a right to say Heil Hitler
in his new song? Do you think he should be able
to fucking do that and not get banned? i mean
if the song sucked i'd say he shouldn't say that
but since it's fire it's fire yeah since that
beat is fucking dank i'm gonna say yeah you can
say whatever he wants so we heard it here first
you can be racist but it has to sound good yeah
dude and i think a lot of people are having that
problem where they're like yo this song's fucked
up but it's so good you know i like the chant
with like the 30 dudes yeah that's like that
you're like wow I feel that. Yeah. And so, uh,
Tom Segura said like, I sent that clip to the
chat. He said, um, he's like, I wish you would
just change the lyrics a little bit and then
re -release it because I want to bump this song,
but I can't. Yeah. And that's how everybody feels,
dude. It's not on any fucking streaming services
though. It's like fucking like trying to find
like, you know, like Al Qaeda videos or something.
Something fucking illegal. Um, I like the part
where they're right up in the face of the fucking
black dudes. They're like pitch black. I was
going to make that the cover for the episode,
actually. Yeah, that's a little risky. Yeah,
Tyler at the beginning of this episode thought
we were going to fucking get canceled or banned
or something. I think the first part of this
episode is going to have to get fucking tanked
if we fucking get a strike on our channel or
something. Freedom of speech, bro. This is America.
It's not fucking England. It's not fucking, you
know, Israel. It's not fucking Palestine. I genuinely
still don't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine
anymore. They're just gonna fucking do war of
extermination. They say fucking India and Pakistan
are gonna be the cause of a nuclear war because
they have nukes, don't they? They're just gonna
nuke each other and then we're gonna be fucking
dealing with the aftermath of it. Yeah. You all
right, Dan? I just thought about something. What'd
you think about? Hold on a sec. Fuck. Well, while
he's doing that, Casey, what are you doing right
now? Just fucking vibing. What? Oh, hold on.
Hold on a sec. I gotta make a phone call. Hold
on. Stand by. Damn, making a phone call live
on the podcast. Dan should fucking do a prank
call. So, like, what? What would it take for
you to care about a war? To care about a war?
Well, think about it. If you had fucking people
coming and invading your country, you'd fucking
care about it. Yeah, I mean, I would. I'd care
about that. But inherently, you don't fucking
care about... Do you care about the children
in Palestine that are getting killed? I think
it's a shitty situation, but we're not going
to be able to do anything about it. But as like
a Catholic or as a Christian, shouldn't you care
about children getting killed? Well, they wouldn't
care if Catholics got killed. So why should I
care about them? The children? The children fucking
are going to turn into them eventually. It's
a harsh road to go down. I feel like it's a harsh
world. You think the children are, you know,
the children don't fucking care. Not yet. I think
they can be taught that. But we could kind of
intervene and step in. I don't want to fucking
intervene. Why would we fucking put American
troops on the ground to die? Why would we send
Americans to die for fucking two countries that
don't fucking care? Oh, I don't think we should
get boots on the ground in Israel. Just fucking
bomb the shit out of it. I feel like both sides
are bad. Both sides are bad. Like, there's no
fucking, there's no reason. Do you care about
Ukraine? I really don't care either way anymore.
Like, it's just, it's people fighting for no
reason. Would you care if England got bombed?
I think I'm more isolationist. It would have
to be, like, you know, a direct threat to us,
I feel like. I would be like, well, that sucks,
but I feel like that's the case. Yeah. What about
NATO, though? Because don't we have a responsibility
to defend our allies? Yeah. So if we had a world
war, you got drafted, would you go to war? If
I got drafted, yes. I would do what I have to.
But you didn't agree with the war. I have a duty
to my country, Casey. If I was fucking drafted,
I'd go. I'm an American. I believe in America.
But if I got drafted, I'd go to a war that I'd
have to do. So do you think if you got drafted
in Nazi Germany that you'd go to war? Everybody
has loyalties to their country that they had
to do. And basically in Germany, they didn't
just fucking threaten you. They threatened your
entire family. If I got drafted and I didn't
go to war, they'd kill my wife and kids in front
of me. Yeah. So do you think those people are
like bad people? I don't think the standard Wehrmacht
is bad people. The standard military, like just
like run -of -the -mill military guys in Germany,
they weren't bad guys. They were just humans.
The SS, they're bad guys. But like the standard
German soldier who just got fucking drafted into
the military, they're not bad guys. They just
they are on the wrong side. It's funny because
didn't what did you say? The German army had
more numbers than the like the Nazis, the SS.
Yeah, the SS was the SS was a completely like
separate special. It's not even the SS wasn't
even technically considered military. Yeah. So
technically they could have fucking prevented
it if they just, you know, said, get the fuck
out of here to the Nazis. Like, they had enough
manpower to be like, this is bad. But, like,
once one group gets in control, like, and everybody
starts listening to them, it's like a chain of
power. There was a lot of bad shit that fucking
went on there. And I wouldn't want to be in the
position that a German man was in at that point
because you have to do what you got to do. You
got to protect yourself and your family. What
about Vietnam? You think you could go into Vietnam?
Do you think you'd fucking move to Canada? Like
I said, I'd have a duty in my country. I wouldn't
fucking desert because I fucking got drafted.
I feel like I would. That's just a me personally
thing. Everybody else has a different look on
it. But for me personally, I'd be like, yeah,
I'd go because it's my duty as an American man
that got drafted. I would have signed up. Oh,
hold on. Yeah, we're back. So Casey had to kill
a spider, but yes, I would sign up. I would do
it. Sign up for what? The military. If I was
drafted, I'd go. Dude, that war got fucking prolonged
for so long, and it was so pointless. And in
the end, after 25 years... It doesn't even matter!
In the end, after 25 years, when they fucking
lost, like they got they fucking fell to communism
because we weren't allowed to go into fucking
like we pushed at the beginning of the war we
pushed north vietnam all the way to the border
of china yeah and then china said if you keep
pushing we're gonna go to war with you and we're
like we don't want to do that but then basically
after that we couldn't push far enough into china
or far enough into their their thing Because
like America, we went in and we kicked the shit
out of them until they we got pushed back because
we weren't allowed to go into China. So we got
pushed back far enough where they were able to
dig in and like actively like make like tunnels
and all that shit. And then we couldn't we couldn't
kill them all. China always fucking ruins our
shit. They always fucking ruin the fun. China's
a fucking China's the fucking. The dick punchers
of the fucking of us. It's like, all right, we
got this done. And China's like, we're not going
to do that, actually. It's like, fuck you, China.
I was reading about the most dangerous position
in the military was the guy who would go into
the foxholes. Tunnel rat. Tunnel rat, yeah. Clear
out the fucking Vietnamese in the foxholes. Dude,
those fuckers didn't care. Those fuckers were
brutal. You just get like fucking shot in the
face, you know. dude the tunnel rats dude they
they just fucking died like most of the tunnel
rats died it was a problem so dan answer to that
question that we asked you would you sign up
if you were drafted or what if you if you were
drafted would you go or would you try to desert
the country i would go if i could like if it
was something i believed in and it was like a
defensive role i would do that so let's say if
you objected to the war but you could be a combat
medic without a weapon would you go Yeah, if
I'm just helping people, I'll go. Because there
are people that you can... There's a law after
World War II. If you wanted to... If you didn't
want to kill, but you were drafted, you could
be like, I'm a conscientious objector, but I'm
not going to defer from military service. Yeah,
I'd do that. It was like Hacksaw Ridge. I'm not
going to defer from military service, but I will
only serve as a medic. I would definitely do
that. Because then you're not defying the country.
You're not betraying your country. But you're
not there to kill people. You're there to help
people. Wouldn't you want to have a gun to fucking
defend yourself? Almost all medics get at least
a sidearm. But you can. Didn't that guy, though,
that medic in the Hacksaw Ridge not carry a gun?
Yeah. You have the right not to carry a gun.
What an asshole. You have a right to not carry
a gun in the battle. But almost. all medics have
a pistol like for, and the pistols for self -defense
only. Like that's why they give you a pistol.
They don't give you an assault rifle because
it's like, if you have a pistol, you're not going
to use it to just like, be like, ah, you're going
to like, if, if you're working on somebody and
somebody's still attacking you, you use the pistol
as self -defense. Right. I like how that dude
just started fucking helping the Japanese after.
That's what met like that, that in, in, in, uh,
in the United States in almost every single war
that we've done. uh, our enemy soldiers, if there's
an enemy soldier that was, that was injured on
the battlefield, we would help them. Like we
would actively like you, like the medics would
help that person. They'd obviously be a POW afterwards,
but if a person was dying and a medic could help
them and there wasn't any other, like there wasn't
one of our guys like right next to him that needed
attention too. But like, if we got all our guys
out and there's still guys out there, the medics
would help them and they'd be POWs afterwards.
Like, that's just like, that's a thing that America
does. And people say America's not the good guys.
Like, we even help our enemies even when, like,
we help the fucking, like, German guys. If there's
a German guy that was laying out there bleeding
to death and we could help them, we would drag
him in, fix him up. That was 80 years ago. I
think America was, like, the good guys 80 years
ago, probably. We still do that. Bro, we're still
the good guys. What are you talking about, bro?
I don't know. I just think we bomb a lot of brown
people. You can do that and still be the good
guys. That's what makes us the good guys. But
if we were in an actual... I'm joking, by the
way. If we were in an actual wide conflict where
they are drafting people again, I would sign
up to be a medic. I wouldn't want to kill people.
I'd want to go over and help people. Are you
sure you want to do that? Yeah, I would. You
don't even want to work on the ambulance anymore.
Are you sure you want to go to war? I feel like
I've always had a strong duty to my country and
my family has a huge military background. And
in every single American war, there's been at
least one of my family members that fought in
it or was a medic in it. Because a lot of my
family members were either corpsmen or medics.
I like, that's just kind of like a thing. Like,
I think it's just in grounding to me. If America's
at war, uh, you have to go. Yeah. Yeah. If it's
like, if it's not some bullshit war, like Vietnam,
like dude, Vietnam is the most bullshit war of
this, this country's ever fought. But yeah, but
like, I don't know if you guys have it, but both
sides of my family, like if there's a war, the
men in the family have to go to it. No. No, that's
not true of society anymore. No, but for my family,
that's just expected of you. If you're an of
-age male, obviously if you're 30, unless we're
at critical levels, you're not going to sign
up. Saying I'm too old? You're not 30 yet, are
you? No, in a month. damn dude the big 3 -0 yeah
staring down the barrel but like if like if we
went to like a global conflict right now i'd
be like i'm just young enough to to to sign up
and be like i do i'd be i'd go for medic and
be like all right i'll i'll do this dude it's
fucking crazy because it's just a different kind
of like men are just different these days yeah
like the men back then We're fucking, like...
They would kill themselves if they got, like,
unable to serve, like, papers. Like, if they
were, like, medically, like, unable to do it,
they'd kill themselves. I mean, now we're just
so beta, though. Ellie Mag's like, I'm deaf in
my left ear. I gotta fucking do it. But, like,
it is... There are... We are... There's different
men now. But, like, I feel like... There's enough
people with like families like mine that have
like just like such military ties that there'd
be people and then you just start have to act
like after retards like me that fucking signed
up because we have a fucking family pride or
pride for your country. Then it'd be people getting
drafted. Dude, all you have to do is say you're
transgender. They won't let you in the military.
But yeah. Yeah, there's that. But yeah, but like
I would be like, but like my dumb ass because
I have, you know, national and family pride.
I go because that's just like. The reason why
I didn't sign up for the military is because
we weren't at a war that was worth fighting.
But most of the men, if there was a war, when
they turned 18, they signed up immediately. You
didn't want to go find any WMDs in Iraq? We weren't
technically... It's not a war. It wasn't labeled.
There was no declaration of war. But if there
was a declaration of war, I had like... My great
-grandfather's way back. I had family members
that fought in the Revolution, the Spanish -American
War, the Civil War, the War of 1812. The Civil
War on the South Side, right? Both sides, actually.
General Lee. They were fighting each other. They
were fighting each other, yeah. Where's Kyle
Franklin? And then World War I, I had two family
members in. World War II, I had... four family
members in uh vietnam i had six family members
in um korea i had two um uh vietnam was six then
it was like the gulf war my uh three of my cousins
went um the war in afghanistan and iraq i had
four cousins go to like it's just like my whole
family like it's just we're military like born
like it's like we're not like military brats
like living on the base and stuff but like I
was always told from when I was a kid, if your
country needs you, you sign up for the military.
And if you don't, you're a coward and you're
a disgrace to the family. Jesus Christ. So how
come you feel such pride toward your country,
but you criticize the state of New York, right?
You criticize fucking Kathy Hochul and the government.
The thing is, You have pride where you're where
you're your your country. You don't have to like
your government, but you have to have pride in
where you come from. But you say New York sucks,
right? New York does suck, but I'm a proud New
Yorker. I just don't like the way our governments
ran currently. I like the people that are around
me. I like my family members. I like my friends.
I like the state of New York. I like where I
live. I like my country of America. I think America
stands for something that is more than any of
us. That's how I feel about the US. But this
is how it should be. We all... like it's we we
have a america stands for something we it stands
for freedom it stands for all this or it's supposed
to but i feel like you should have a pride in
a country that you're from and i feel like that's
another thing that we have a fucking problem
with is that you're not allowed to be proud that
you're an american anymore like if like you go
hey i'm proud that i'm american there's like
you're just some maga retard out there or like
fucking whatever it's just like Dude, I'm just
proud that I'm American. Like I want it. Like
when I go to another country, I'm not going to
be like, Oh, I'm American. No, I'm American.
Like I'm American. That's what I am. I'm American.
I can't change that. I'm American. So you might
as well, it's something that you can't change.
So it might as well be something that you're
proud of. Yeah. I think, dude, I think it's like,
you can't really refute that. America's the fucking.
The most gangster country on earth. We're cowboys.
That's irrefutable. But like the entire world
calls us cowboys. Cause that's what we are. We
go in, we fucking shoot first, ask questions
later. Fucking we're like, they're like, Oh,
cowboys are here. Like they literally like other
countries, like, Oh, American cowboys are here.
Fucking the Yanks are here. They're going to
do some fucking insane shit. Like, have you ever
read the fucking articles of people who fought
against Americans? They're like, they're, they're
unstoppable. Like you can't like, they're like.
We killed an entire platoon of Americans, and
the three guys that were left still won. They're
like, they killed all of us, and there's three
of them left. If they killed all of them, who
was there to tell the story? No, but they won
the battle, or they got the objective that they
were supposed to, and there's only three of them
left. And the other country is like, how the
fuck did the Americans do that? They're like,
Americans just don't give up. Like that's like,
like when we're, when like you think of America
and you think of how we're supposed to be, we're,
we're not supposed to give up. We're, we don't
give up. We're proud of where we came from. We
fucking kick ass and take names type shit. Like
we're, we should be out there. We kick ass and
we take names. You're proud. We're proud to be
Americans and we're not going to fucking give
up till we win. I would argue the Japanese to
that too. Like we don't give up. Like that's,
that's why they fucking, you know, fought to
the death in every single battle. But like, that's
like the thing, like that's just one of the things
that we're known for is just not giving up. And
I feel like as Americans, we should be proud
of the fact that we don't fucking give up. Like
that should be like, I don't know. I think it's
just because my, my whole family's like been
like, you know, military brainwashed maybe or
something, but like. But like all of us, like
we're told by like our grandfathers and stuff,
there's like you're American. You kick ass, take
names like you. You should be proud of where
you came from. And if there's a fucking threat
to the world or America or the world, you should
go out there and you should kick ass and take
names. And if you die, it's for a good cause.
And it's just like, and you should be willing
to put your life down for a good cause. Hell
yeah. That's why you fucking joined the revolution,
bro. What is that? Wang Chung, Wang Chung. It's
like, I forget what it is. There's some saying
anyway, carry on. But like, it's like one of
those things, but like, I think that just because
that's just what it was when I was like growing
up and every single one of our family members
was told that it's just like you. you're you're
proud to be an american we're proud to be an
american like just they're like and like one
of the things that i was always told by like
my grandparents like my parents like you should
never have a shame in where you came from like
anybody tells you that it's it's a shame to be
an american you tell them to go fuck them unless
you're from lansingburg Unless you're from Lansing,
but fuck those guys. But like, they're like,
you shouldn't like, if someone like tries to
shit on you for being American, you tell them
to go fuck themselves. I've never had anybody
try and shit on me for being American. I've had
people online. Online, yeah, the comments. No,
the comments are like, you know, call of duty.
They're like, oh, I'm a fucking American. I'm
like, fuck you, man. I'm a fucking American.
I'm proud. Yeah, there's this. guy in the comments
on the facebook or the uh yeah it was a facebook
uh microsoft flight simulator group and he's
like somehow they got in a like a conflict about
fucking donald trump on that group And, uh, this
guy was like, he's from Australia and he's like,
oh, fucking Americans. Like, uh, fucking your
country is so retarded. Like, doesn't that like
set a fire in you? Oh yeah. I can be like, I
fucking hate America right now. I hate our government.
But then somebody is just like, yeah, fuck America.
You guys are a bunch of like, Hey, Hey, no, I'm
American. You can't say that to me. Fuck that.
But this guy's like, I'm like, dude, you're saying
this on. on an American social media platform
talking about an American video game where you
fly American airplanes, probably using an American
made cell phone. Yeah. Like our American design
trade center. Right. It's like, dude, what the
fuck, bro? Like we're obviously like we run shit.
Get over it. That is a thing though. Like whenever
I get fired up when anybody's like, Oh America.
Yeah. You guys are stupid. I'm like, Hey, no.
But like, like Americans can like, like talk
about how shitty America is sometimes. But then
as soon as a fucking English person or something
comes in there, it's like, yes, America's stupid.
Everybody turns on like, hey, fuck you. You don't
get to say that. Right. It's like when you can
make fun of your brother. Yeah. If somebody else
starts making fun of your brother, it's like,
no, fuck you. Fuck that. Yeah. Like, it's just
like, I make fun of my brother constantly, but
if somebody fucking made fun of my brother, I
punch him in the face. Right. Like I call my
brother an autistic weirdo all the time, but
if somebody else called my brother an autistic
weirdo, I'm going to punch him in the face. Right.
I was, I had this patient the other day who had
like a British accent. I'm like, where are you
from? And he's like. I was born in Canada, but
I was like raised in England, but I've been in
America 40 years. That's insane. He's like, I'm
an American. I'm an American. I'm like, all right,
bro. I'm just asking. I'm not going to fucking
call ice or some shit. But you know what? I say,
God bless America and God bless our troops and
start your engines. Where's that from? The NASCAR
fucking. Daytona 500 start. They always have
a celebrity come in and they're just like, I
got three things to say. God bless America. God
bless our troops. Hey, gentlemen, start your
engines. All right, with that. Get the fucking
game of Jeopardy. Yeah, the fucking thing's still
not fucking. Oh, this isn't working? Yeah, we
need to put more batteries in it. Oh, it's on?
I put more batteries in it. Let's go! Welcome
back to Jeopardy. Welcome back. Here's your 33
-time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking go. Let's
fucking go. 14 -time winner, Dan. I think 14,
right? I don't know. So 33 plus 14 is what? 33
plus 14. Hold on, let's do the math. 47. Hold
on, hold on. Give me enough time. 47. How many
times has Ally Mac won? Six. Six. And I won twice.
53. So 55. So we played 55 times. Yeah, this
is actually number 56. i like label them with
the numbers so this is the 56th time that we
played and out of the 56 times we played i've
won 33 i've won more than half but i also played
twice i've won more than half all right jesus
christ oh give me one second i'm just brushing
up on my geography I just had chat GPT give me
10 facts. There you go. I like it. Dance, fighting,
geography. Categories today, we've got British
-isms. I fucking hate the British. Ridiculous
numbers. Jingle all the way. Sports ball cinema.
Cool. State nicknames and punctuation marks.
Let's do sports ball. Sports ball cinema. 200.
ESPN began airing a special ESPN 8 The Ocho block
of obscure sports coverage in 2017. What is dodgeball?
Yes. As a homage to this comedy. Dan, put down
your fucking phone. You can't cheat. I'm not
cheating. I'm studying geography. I like it,
Dan. Let's continue in sports ball. 400. Samuel
L. Jackson plays a strict basketball coach in
this 2005 movie. Fuck. Oh, I know the movie.
It's like Samuel L. Jackson basketball movie.
Oh, no. I'm looking up geography. I don't know.
I would have buzzed that. Yeah, I don't know.
Coach Carter. Fuck. Continue. 600. You can wager
up to a thousand. Let's wager a thousand. Let's
make it a true Daily Double. True Daily Double.
This movie focused on the 1971 integration of
a Virginia high school football team. What is
Remember the Titans? Yeah. That was a good movie.
It was a fantastic movie. I love that movie.
Makes me cry every time. I'm studying geography.
Sportsball movies. 800. This baseball movie features
a team of misfit kids, a giant dog, and a...
What is the Sandlot? Fuck! I can't think of the
name of it! Goddamn, Tyler. Continue. 1000. What
is Air Bud? No. I'm joking. This basketball comedy
stars Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon, the player
owner... What is Semi -Pro? Yes. Jesus Christ.
Goddamn. I really do. You got Britishisms, ridiculous
numbers, jingle all the way, state nicknames,
punctuation marks. I was expecting a league of
their own to be in there, but... State nicknames.
200. Jesus fucking Christ. You got 3 ,000. I'll
do 500. 500. We hope the HBO subscribers call
this state the Sopranos state. What is it, New
Jersey? Yep. I woke up this morning and got the
old silver gun. Dude, that's such a good fucking
joke. Dude, I genuinely just started watching
The Sopranos again. You're gonna start talking
like him soon. That's what happens. You can go
to the fridge. You know, I just... You're like
a bro. Tyler's fake. State nicknames. 400. Some
call it the Silver State, but I want to strike
gold in this jackpot state. What is Nevada? Nevada?
Las Vegas. The Silver State. Alright, well, this
one's a wash. Jesus fuck Christ. Keep going with
states. 600. Illinois may be the land of Lincoln,
so this state could be called the Land of Truman.
Also called the Show Me State. Oh, fuck. Oh,
I know it. Show me state. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, God.
I'm going to fucking hate myself for not knowing
this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey, ChatGPT, give me 10
geography facts. Okay, just fucking whatever.
Just cut it. What the fuck? Cut it. That would
be... Missouri. Missouri? Missouri. I didn't
even know that was really a state. I thought
that was a city. Tyler's pick. Where's the music?
Continue. It cut out because I signed out of
YouTube and I had to sign back in. Okay. Continue.
Onward. 800. This state is nicknamed the Granite
State. Also the name of a Breaking Bad episode
set there. Anyone? Hold on. Hold on. Hold the
fuck on. Alright, so let's think about it. There's
Arizona, where it's set. No, New Mexico. New
Mexico, Arizona, Utah, California. And there's
another one here. I can't think of what it is.
Colorado. Those are all... What is Colorado?
Oh, no, dear. I think New Mexico is next to California.
That would be New Hampshire. Oh, dude. Wait,
whoa. That is nowhere close. At the end of the
series, he hides out New Hampshire as a fugitive.
Oh, really? Oh. I was just thinking, do you remember
the episode where he's at the four intersections
of the states? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Skyler's there,
yeah. Four corners. Yeah, four corners. Yeah,
but that's... I always wanted to go to the four
corners. I got that right, right? Arizona, Utah.
New Mexico and Colorado. And then I think California's
connected on the west side. Yeah. Tyler's pick.
States. 1 ,000. This least populous state is
nicknamed the Equality State, which is ironic
because it's run by Republicans. What is it,
Rhode Island? No. What is Alaska? No. What? I
thought Rhode Island was the least populous state.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't time it out.
The least populous? It was either Alaska or fucking,
or I thought it was Rhode Island. Rhode Island's
the least populated state. It's not, though.
Hold on. Hold on. Don't time this out. I gotta
get my points back. Rhode Island's not the least
populated state? No. Just the smallest state.
And it's Republican. What is Montana? Oh, no.
Fuck, I'm so far in the next. You're fucked.
Nope. Anyone? That's Wyoming. Fuck. Tyler, you
got Britishisms, ridiculous numbers, jingle all
the way, punctuation marks. I'll just do Britishisms.
Nope. Nope. Jingle all the way. Jingle all the
way. For 200, the best part of waking up is this
brand in your cup. Fulgers. Fuck. You actually
got that. Tyler got it. Give me one. Give me
one. I'll give it to you. Come on. 200, Dan.
Same category? Yeah, same category. 400. I'm
stuck on this brand because it doesn't stick
on me. Band -Aid. Dude, how did you get that
from that? I am stuck. Band -Aid. Dude, you said
that before he even got the third word out. Tyler
Speck. I guess we'll keep going jingles. Give
me a break when eating this candy. What is Kit
Kat bar? Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm taking the fucking
headphones off because. You can hear you faster
without the headphones. That's not true. Definitely
because there's a delay. I guess keep going.
800. Go and buy this brand of shoes. Just do
it. Fuck. Jesus Christ. 1000. The jingle for
this brand of cereal is an onomatopoeia. Rice
Krispies. Yeah. What the fuck? Snap, crackle,
pop. Jesus Christ. Not looking good, Dan. Tyler,
you got Britishisms, ridiculous numbers, punctuation
marks. British? Britishisms for 200. A lift.
What's the American translation? What is a ride?
No. What is an elevator? An elevator, yes. Yeah,
it is an elevator. Like, as soon as... Yeah,
yep. Dan's peg. Same category. 400, snogging.
Just kissing. That was a question already. Maybe
a long time ago. Yeah, it was. Tyler's peg. I
guess British. 600, knackered. Knackered? That
sounds like a racial slur. That does sound like
a racial slur. Oof, that was close. I was tired.
Ow. I thought knackers. I don't know. Keep going.
800, I'm pissed. I'm drunk? Yes. Correct. Are
you taking the piss? Same category for a thousand.
Posh. Posh. What is fancy? Yeah. What's house
fancy? Yeah, Dan. Dan, you got ridiculous numbers,
punctuation marks. Punctuation marks. 200. This
symbol located above the number seven on a keyboard
usually means and. Can I draw it out for you?
No, the name of the symbol. It's the and symbol.
That's what I call it. It's a name for it. Who
the fuck knows the name of that? People that
speak English, I don't know. It's the fucking
and sign. I know. It'd be an ampersand. Yeah,
like, we'll fucking know that. Tyler's pick.
No, it's Dan's pick. No, Dan's pick. Same category.
This fluctuation mark is commonly used as a symbol
for mental health awareness. Oh, fuck. I know
it, if you don't. Is it a... Is it a quotation
mark? What did Tyler say? It's a semicolon. Oh,
fuck. You're not finished yet. We talked about
this like three weeks ago, I think. You're not
finished yet. I knew people got it as a tattoo.
Next one. 600. This symbol is commonly used to
form contractions and even some names. What is
a dash? No. Actually, that's actually... What's
an apostrophe? Yeah. Fuck. Dan was right. Yeah,
I was right. That's not a dash. That is actually
used in names, a dash. But an apostrophe also
is. But it's also... What was the first part
of that question? It was contractions and people's
names. Yes, and you can't use a slash. Actually,
a dash would form a contraction, too. So we're
both right? Yeah. Alright, we'll go for 800.
You might find this symbol next to Lance Armstrong's
name in the record books. What's an asterisk?
Yeah. Why would it be an asterisk? Because he
cheats. So it'd be kind of like a side thing.
Yeah, like if you cheat in sports, you get an
asterisk. Like if you're on steroids in baseball,
your home run record is like asterisks. Oh, I've
never heard that. 1 ,000. In recent years, this
punctuation mark might be commonly called a hashtag.
Oh, fuck. Pound. What's pound? Pound. Jesus Christ.
What's happening to me right now? I'm just smashing
your head into concrete. You got ridiculous numbers.
He's already dead. His face is just in the concrete.
For $200, YouTube Mega Personality MrBeast's
first viral video showed him counting up to this
number, a relatively modest number, a mere 10
to the 5th power. It took him 40 hours. What's
a million? Oh, no. What's a billion? A billion,
no. Ten? Hold on. Ten to the fifth power. I don't
know. Five million. It's 100 ,000. Let's keep
going, I guess. 400. A nine -year -old coined
this term for 10 duotrigatillion, which is a
prominent tech company later appropriated for
their name. Google. Oh, yeah. We're back in this,
baby. What? What was the question? A nine -year
-old coined this term for 10 duotrigatillion.
It's called a Google? Which is a prominent tech
company later appropriated for their name. It's
called a Google? Yeah, Google. It's 10 to the
100th power. 600. Number of Americans who are
injured by toilets each year. The closest without
going over. You both get a guess. You both get
a guess. I'm going to say... Alright, let's see.
250 ,000. Damn. I'm going to say 251 ,000. No
one just keep going all right daily double we'll
give it to Daniel Dan you got negative 800 I'll
wait you can wager up to eight I'll wager 8 ,000.
You can't wager 8 ,000. It's 1 ,000 like every
other time. No, he can't. It's 1 ,000. Just wager
1 ,000. 8 ,000. Wager 1 ,000. I'll take my 8
,000. That's not fair. You can wager 1 ,800.
All right, I'll wager 1 ,800. In a real Jeopardy
game, you aren't allowed to wager this amount.
It may look too much like breasts. You're not
allowed to wager 8 ,000 and wait, 80 ,000 and
85. No, wait, zero, zero. What? You're not allowed
to wager this amount because it'll look like
breasts. Yeah. All right. I don't actually not
allowed. Yeah, it is. Right. I don't think it's
possible to get 80 ,000. I don't think there's
that many points. You're not supposed to help
me. Can I steal? No. It's easy. Think about it.
You're not allowed to wager this amount because
it'll look like breasts. Breasts is two zeros.
Alright, two zeros. No, no, no. What the fuck?
What is it? Can I say it before he's done? Yeah,
fucking say it, Tyler. Jesus. It's 8 ,008. Yeah.
B -O -O -B. Yeah, so I said it because I said
80 ,000, right? Because it'd be... That's an
extra zero. That'd be 8 -0 -0. If it was boobs,
right? 8 -0 -0 -8 -5. Right, but it's not possible
to get 85 points. Okay, so it was poop. Okay,
whatever. Finally, for a thousand. This number
is also banned from Jeopardy. It's synonymous
with a code used by neo -Nazis. It's 88. Technically,
yes. 88 or 14 or 1488. Yeah, I'm not doing too
hot Tyler's got 9900 Dan's got negative 22 The
only way for the Tyler to win is for Tyler and
Dan mutually agree to a bet -it -all scenario.
No. No, just let him win. Let's just see what
the Final Jeopardy question is. What is it? For
second place, Dan. For second place, Dan. Final
Jeopardy. 1957 saw the Massachusetts legislature.
absolved six people executed for this crime 265
years earlier. Can you say it again? 1957 saw
Massachusetts legislature absolve six people
executed for this crime 265 years earlier. Oh.
Yeah, it's this. You know what? Fuck this. I'm
out of here. There is no ending to this episode.
If there's no competitor, then you can't win.
Is it witchcraft? I'm out. That would be witchcraft.
Let's fucking go. Oh my god. Tyler predicted
it to come true. Tyler wins fucking $10 ,000
native $2 ,200. Oh, my God. That's brutal. That's
brutal. Wow. All right. Thanks for listening.
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As always, be kind to yourselves. We out. There's
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did this gear
bitch come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge
come from? You're telling me that they didn't
die and become ghosts? They're killing all the
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall. Okay, so did they come from
our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.
feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen
it happen i think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds they know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they
are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're
going to be a You can cut it open, you're going
to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell
you, their technology is absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord.
We're open! Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator,
okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real,
okay? Look it up. Look it up. He says that he
was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He said that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great
fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is
the fucking