WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.180 The following program is intended for mature 00:00:02.180 --> 00:00:05.259 audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations. 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:12.960 Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know, 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:15.400 robots have souls. We just don't know if they 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:18.940 do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:24.699 a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first 00:00:24.699 --> 00:00:30.579 ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we 00:00:30.579 --> 00:00:33.659 are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, 00:00:33.859 --> 00:00:36.600 we are. There's people out there with some really 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:41.579 dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck 00:00:41.579 --> 00:00:43.960 did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:45.539 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that 00:00:45.539 --> 00:00:48.560 they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.359 all the already born babies and sell them to 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:55.759 the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. 00:00:57.070 --> 00:00:59.729 some days what the fuck there are super soldiers 00:00:59.729 --> 00:01:08.109 super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials 00:01:08.109 --> 00:02:03.659 they are aliens Welcome to the Untitled Podcast. 00:02:04.659 --> 00:02:14.689 No one's here. It's just me and Casey. If you 00:02:14.689 --> 00:02:18.770 don't know, this is Ye's new song, called Heil 00:02:18.770 --> 00:02:23.210 Hitler. It's been getting banned from the internet 00:02:23.210 --> 00:02:26.949 a lot, for obvious reasons. I like how Kanye 00:02:26.949 --> 00:02:30.189 made a song that's fucking fire, but nobody can 00:02:30.189 --> 00:02:34.090 listen to it. That's like when the Wu -Tang made 00:02:34.090 --> 00:02:37.129 the album that only one person could buy. Who 00:02:37.129 --> 00:02:41.210 bought it? Some millionaire? Some CEO dude, right? 00:02:41.349 --> 00:02:49.650 Yeah. Oh, man. Do you think Kanye should have 00:02:49.650 --> 00:02:51.889 the freedom of speech to be able to sing this 00:02:51.889 --> 00:03:01.710 song? What? I think you have to talk into the 00:03:01.710 --> 00:03:05.849 mic there, bud. This show sucks anyways. Who 00:03:05.849 --> 00:03:08.030 cares? This episode's getting banned anyways. 00:03:08.110 --> 00:03:12.750 Why would I put effort into it? Do you want to 00:03:12.750 --> 00:03:15.240 not use this song? No, I don't care. I think 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:17.719 it's hilarious, but I just don't think this entire 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:19.560 first part where we're playing this is going 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:23.479 to be in the episode. I'm fading out. There we 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:27.439 go. Hi. If this is the part that you're listening 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:29.620 to first, it's because the first part of the 00:03:29.620 --> 00:03:32.360 episode got banned because we decided to play 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:36.879 Kanye's new song, HH. Welcome to Untitled Podcast 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:41.560 episode. What's it now? 105. 105. No one's here 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:44.389 again. It's just me and Casey. Dan's going to 00:03:44.389 --> 00:03:47.210 show up for 15 minutes, get his ass kicked in 00:03:47.210 --> 00:03:51.189 Jeopardy and leave. Allie Mackey is MIA. Yeah, 00:03:51.409 --> 00:03:54.969 okay. How many wins do I have? You're talking 00:03:54.969 --> 00:04:00.389 33. And how many does Dan have? I think he's 00:04:00.389 --> 00:04:04.949 got 14, 13. So I have double his wins. More like 00:04:04.949 --> 00:04:11.550 triple. And how many wins does Allie Mac have? 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:15.919 Six. The Sace. How many were given to him in 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:20.220 technicalities? None, actually. Three. You know 00:04:20.220 --> 00:04:23.819 how many wins I have? Two. Two for two, baby. 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:27.360 Good for you, buddy. Two for two. Actually, I 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:29.759 got to play again. So somebody else got to host. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.339 Well, I guess because I'm the Ken Jennings of 00:04:32.339 --> 00:04:34.699 this Jeopardy, I would be the one that hosts. 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:40.300 So I could do a thing. I just want to know how 00:04:40.300 --> 00:04:43.139 Kanye got 30 black people to sing Heil Hitler 00:04:43.139 --> 00:04:47.000 for his music video. You're telling me there's 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:49.199 not 30 people on the planet that are black that 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:53.500 you think you could find to sing that? I think 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:56.660 he must have paid them well. Probably like 10 00:04:56.660 --> 00:05:02.120 ,000 each. If you were paid fucking 50 grand 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:05.079 to sit in a circle and scream fuck white people, 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:10.079 would you do that? 50 grand? Yeah. I'll say fuck 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:12.459 white people, whatever. There you go. That's 00:05:12.459 --> 00:05:16.199 probably how they feel. Oh, well. That's what 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:21.100 I was getting at, that. Right. So what's your 00:05:21.100 --> 00:05:22.779 thought? I got to ask what's your thoughts on 00:05:22.779 --> 00:05:28.259 Trump accepting this jet from Qatar? Casey, unlike 00:05:28.259 --> 00:05:30.519 you, I don't really care about politics anymore. 00:05:30.699 --> 00:05:33.240 I've literally not been paying attention since 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:36.860 pretty much the election. Casey out here, by 00:05:36.860 --> 00:05:40.439 the way, just likes to upset himself by watching 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:43.240 the news and just jerking off to hate Donald 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:47.540 Trump. Yes. I actually am into hate porn for 00:05:47.540 --> 00:05:52.300 Donald Trump. You love it. The news is just a 00:05:52.300 --> 00:05:55.660 bunch of horse shit right now. Both sides are 00:05:55.660 --> 00:05:59.560 being fucking psychotic. The left is like Trump 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:03.889 is Hitler. The right is Trump is God. Even like 00:06:03.889 --> 00:06:08.250 the fucking like quote unquote like non -biased 00:06:08.250 --> 00:06:12.470 like podcast and stuff, they're all just under 00:06:12.470 --> 00:06:14.310 one fucking envelope. I'm just kind of sick of 00:06:14.310 --> 00:06:17.990 politics. I'm getting to the age now where I'm 00:06:17.990 --> 00:06:20.829 not in college and I'm not – my kids aren't moved 00:06:20.829 --> 00:06:24.470 out of my house and fucking out in the world. 00:06:24.509 --> 00:06:26.750 So I don't really care about politics right now. 00:06:26.769 --> 00:06:30.259 I'm trying to build a – Build my net worth, you 00:06:30.259 --> 00:06:33.139 know. Yeah. Build some stuff, you know. Be able 00:06:33.139 --> 00:06:37.120 to have kids. I'm getting married. You know, 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:41.060 all that shit. Invest in Tesla, bro. I just reinvested 00:06:41.060 --> 00:06:46.360 my $40 in Tesla. That's awesome. Yeah. I got 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:49.879 a Bible here today of the New Testament. It's 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:51.779 not even the full New Testament. It's fucking... 00:06:51.779 --> 00:06:55.259 It doesn't have revelations. It doesn't have 00:06:55.259 --> 00:06:58.850 fucking... like four of the books in it. Apparently 00:06:58.850 --> 00:07:01.250 there was some prophecy like 1 ,000 years ago 00:07:01.250 --> 00:07:04.709 that said like there will be a pope, like something, 00:07:04.769 --> 00:07:06.930 something, something. He will be the last pope. 00:07:07.129 --> 00:07:10.490 Yeah, it was disproven because it's fucking nonsense. 00:07:11.629 --> 00:07:13.290 Well, I think they just say that about every 00:07:13.290 --> 00:07:15.430 pope, right? Because it's going to be true for 00:07:15.430 --> 00:07:17.149 one of them. Yeah, they call it the black pope 00:07:17.149 --> 00:07:21.509 prophecy. Like actual black Pope? No, it's just 00:07:21.509 --> 00:07:23.730 called the black Pope prophecy. Is that why they 00:07:23.730 --> 00:07:29.110 didn't elect the black guy? Maybe. No, this guy's 00:07:29.110 --> 00:07:31.810 from Chicago. What's the black Pope prophecy? 00:07:32.170 --> 00:07:34.209 The black pro prophecy is just like the last 00:07:34.209 --> 00:07:36.870 Pope is like the black Pope, the evil Pope, like 00:07:36.870 --> 00:07:40.089 whatever. So it'd be like the end of the world. 00:07:40.149 --> 00:07:43.329 Yeah. But that's all fucking Notre Dame's horse 00:07:43.329 --> 00:07:46.589 shit, you know? And, uh, the, the thing that. 00:07:46.910 --> 00:07:50.569 He did it like it's going after. I don't I don't 00:07:50.569 --> 00:07:52.009 think it's Nostradamus. It might be something 00:07:52.009 --> 00:07:54.629 else. But like it was a description of each of 00:07:54.629 --> 00:07:58.329 the popes and then popes into the future and 00:07:58.329 --> 00:08:00.629 then a description for the popes into the future, 00:08:00.730 --> 00:08:03.610 quote unquote, like up to like the black pope, 00:08:03.750 --> 00:08:06.670 which is supposedly this one. All of the descriptions 00:08:06.670 --> 00:08:10.790 were wrong after he died. So so all the all the 00:08:10.790 --> 00:08:12.470 descriptions of the popes that he did beforehand 00:08:12.470 --> 00:08:15.269 were completely accurate. Literally the pope 00:08:15.269 --> 00:08:20.730 after. the current pope, when he was writing 00:08:20.730 --> 00:08:23.189 this stuff, everything after it, everything he 00:08:23.189 --> 00:08:25.089 said about those popes were wrong. So I'm like, 00:08:25.230 --> 00:08:27.949 it's fucking nothing. When did Nostradamus even 00:08:27.949 --> 00:08:32.570 live? I don't fucking know. But there's got to 00:08:32.570 --> 00:08:34.850 be a last pope, right? The world's got to fucking 00:08:34.850 --> 00:08:37.500 end one day. Like the fucking Catholic church 00:08:37.500 --> 00:08:40.179 has to fall. I guess there's going to be a last 00:08:40.179 --> 00:08:41.799 pope. There's going to be a last human, too. 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:44.460 The fucking sun has to. The sun's going to explode 00:08:44.460 --> 00:08:47.720 in one million years or a few million years anyway. 00:08:48.419 --> 00:08:59.879 Yeah. All right. What do we got? I don't know. 00:09:00.659 --> 00:09:02.679 There's not really much to talk about. I haven't 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:05.000 been paying attention. What do you think about 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.279 these fucking black lady statues that just pop 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:09.580 up in Times Square? I thought it was only one. 00:09:09.820 --> 00:09:13.879 No, it was like popping up in like major cities 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:16.299 in the world. Like there's like 12 of them now. 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:20.320 Why? People said they were trying to build it 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:23.519 to contrast with white men statues. You took 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:25.740 them all down anyway. But they're not even real 00:09:25.740 --> 00:09:28.779 people. They're not real people. Like there's 00:09:28.779 --> 00:09:32.460 one that's just in like Spain or something. And 00:09:32.460 --> 00:09:35.039 it's just like some bald black lady that looks 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:38.299 like Jada Pinkett Smith. And she's just texting 00:09:38.299 --> 00:09:40.360 on her phone. And I'm like, this isn't even a 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:44.919 real person. Art has collapsed. I don't know. 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.240 I just think it's stupid. Fucking, we used to 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:50.620 have statues for historical figures. And then 00:09:50.620 --> 00:09:52.120 we're just going to take those down to put up 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:55.590 fucking eyes on my phone. Okay, that's kind of 00:09:55.590 --> 00:10:01.990 racist. God, Alec should have been here. Why? 00:10:02.149 --> 00:10:04.889 Would he have bitched at that? No, he was just 00:10:04.889 --> 00:10:08.570 fucking... But what about the fucking Harry Potter 00:10:08.570 --> 00:10:11.970 thing with the new actor that plays Snape that's 00:10:11.970 --> 00:10:15.409 black? Dude, all the actors are black. Dumbledore's 00:10:15.409 --> 00:10:19.389 black. Snape's black. So why can't Snape be black? 00:10:19.610 --> 00:10:24.110 Because he's fucking Snape. He's a fucking... 00:10:24.110 --> 00:10:26.289 He's described in the book as being pale, right? 00:10:26.429 --> 00:10:29.570 Yes. But also in the book, Harry's always described 00:10:29.570 --> 00:10:32.570 as having green eyes and Daniel Radcliffe had 00:10:32.570 --> 00:10:36.769 blue eyes. Uh -huh. What's the vast majority 00:10:36.769 --> 00:10:40.309 of England, Casey? Yeah, so it's hard to find 00:10:40.309 --> 00:10:43.370 somebody, you know, I don't know. They wanted 00:10:43.370 --> 00:10:45.409 the... Also, I always thought that Harry Potter 00:10:45.409 --> 00:10:48.409 took place like, you know, like the 1920s or 00:10:48.409 --> 00:10:51.610 something. It was like the... 1990s yeah and 00:10:51.610 --> 00:10:54.350 i'm like why does it look like this it's the 00:10:54.350 --> 00:10:57.350 1990s like you should have like oh because they 00:10:57.350 --> 00:11:00.190 don't like adapt like muggle technology like 00:11:00.190 --> 00:11:01.909 when you see them at its parents house they have 00:11:01.909 --> 00:11:05.230 like 90s like cars and like tvs and shit i guess 00:11:05.230 --> 00:11:06.850 i just didn't pay attention enough because like 00:11:06.850 --> 00:11:09.090 i always just thought it was like the 1920s like 00:11:09.090 --> 00:11:12.529 i'm like why is it this way but so they picked 00:11:12.529 --> 00:11:15.389 daniel radkov for the part because he was like 00:11:15.389 --> 00:11:19.090 the best actor for harry yeah but fucking they 00:11:19.090 --> 00:11:22.049 could have found somebody with green eyes yeah 00:11:22.049 --> 00:11:31.769 but you also like the description of snape in 00:11:31.769 --> 00:11:38.610 the book is pale long face long nose uh gaunt 00:11:38.610 --> 00:11:43.480 that guy is none of those things I wouldn't say 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.080 Alan Rickman had a long nose. He did have a long 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:47.860 nose. He had a pretty normal nose. No, he had 00:11:47.860 --> 00:11:51.440 a pretty long nose. It wasn't like a hook nose, 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:54.399 but it was long. But it also just made no sense. 00:11:54.779 --> 00:11:57.980 What was he at the end? He was like 55 or something 00:11:57.980 --> 00:12:00.440 in the last movie. I think so. But they were 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:02.659 doing flashbacks where he was supposed to be 00:12:02.659 --> 00:12:06.940 like fucking 20, 30. and it just i don't know 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:10.360 the same guy but i mean like harry's parents 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:12.360 were supposed to be 21 and they looked like they're 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:16.340 like 40 in like the flashbacks oh yeah that's 00:12:16.340 --> 00:12:19.360 like in uh how in breaking bad you know this 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:22.600 is this actor or this character called todd and 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:24.840 uh when they made the sequel movie el camino 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.259 yeah like in the movie he's like fat he's like 00:12:27.259 --> 00:12:30.240 but it's like it takes place the exact same time 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.279 breaking bad happens i'd be like what the fuck 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:36.190 continuity errors They call them fucking Fat 00:12:36.190 --> 00:12:41.490 Todd. Yeah, but I just, I think it's stupid. 00:12:41.789 --> 00:12:49.769 Like, I feel like they just race swap just to 00:12:49.769 --> 00:12:53.070 make people upset now, like for things. Like, 00:12:53.090 --> 00:12:56.250 it's not only Harry Potter. It's like, look at, 00:12:56.330 --> 00:13:00.169 you know. marvel studios look at fucking everything 00:13:00.169 --> 00:13:02.129 that's getting a remake it's either getting remade 00:13:02.129 --> 00:13:04.690 with women or getting remade with colored people 00:13:04.690 --> 00:13:08.889 i don't think you can say that people of color 00:13:08.889 --> 00:13:11.230 is what's that's that's the correct you gotta 00:13:11.230 --> 00:13:14.830 be the pc the pc woke term we started off with 00:13:14.830 --> 00:13:18.370 a fucking song that said hail hitler that's a 00:13:19.269 --> 00:13:22.850 What? You know, Kanye would actually get arrested 00:13:22.850 --> 00:13:25.029 in, like, Germany. Yeah, he would. Australia. 00:13:25.309 --> 00:13:28.470 England. Probably England. United States is one 00:13:28.470 --> 00:13:29.850 of the only places where you can actually say 00:13:29.850 --> 00:13:33.990 shit still and not get arrested. Well, is it 00:13:33.990 --> 00:13:36.169 a good thing that you can't be a fucking Nazi 00:13:36.169 --> 00:13:39.129 anymore, though? I feel like you should be able 00:13:39.129 --> 00:13:41.850 to... Freedom of speech trumps arresting people 00:13:41.850 --> 00:13:47.379 who just say, Hail Hitler, I guess. Yeah. I mean, 00:13:47.419 --> 00:13:50.019 Trump's fucking arresting everybody that's protesting 00:13:50.019 --> 00:13:54.419 Israel. I fucking don't care about Israel or 00:13:54.419 --> 00:13:56.720 Palestine either. Both countries are just going 00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:58.039 to blow each other up for the rest of the time. 00:13:58.039 --> 00:13:59.919 Like India and Pakistan are going at it now. 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:06.600 Also. The fucking war of the smells. I saw a 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:09.679 meme that was like, India and Pakistan now have 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:12.899 biological chemical weapons. And it was like 00:14:12.899 --> 00:14:19.320 a picture of a bar of soap. I don't care. Dude, 00:14:19.419 --> 00:14:21.440 like, all these wars that are going on, why the 00:14:21.440 --> 00:14:23.220 fuck should we care? It's not our country. It 00:14:23.220 --> 00:14:24.580 doesn't have anything to fucking do with us. 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:30.539 So, you'll care only once we get in a war, right? 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.919 If we fucking send boots on the ground, that's 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.059 our problem because Americans are dying. Yeah. 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.450 Why, like... India and Pakistan hate each other. 00:14:41.529 --> 00:14:42.990 They've hated each other forever, so they're 00:14:42.990 --> 00:14:44.710 just going to fucking kill each other. Fucking 00:14:44.710 --> 00:14:46.529 Palestine and Israel hate each other, so they're 00:14:46.529 --> 00:14:48.110 just going to kill each other forever because 00:14:48.110 --> 00:14:49.909 they've been killing each other since Israel 00:14:49.909 --> 00:14:55.070 fucking existed. Fucking Ukraine and Russia are 00:14:55.070 --> 00:14:57.190 going to kill each other because Russia thinks 00:14:57.190 --> 00:14:59.350 that Ukraine's theirs and Ukraine wants to be 00:14:59.350 --> 00:15:02.549 a country. I think England and France should 00:15:02.549 --> 00:15:04.860 go out again. That would be hysterical, actually. 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:07.120 England and France just fucking going at it again. 00:15:07.259 --> 00:15:08.539 They just shell each other across the fucking 00:15:08.539 --> 00:15:13.200 river there. But, you know, Germany's just kind 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:17.740 of doing its own thing right now. Germany had 00:15:17.740 --> 00:15:19.440 a really cool leader at one point, actually. 00:15:19.620 --> 00:15:24.320 I'm just kidding. What if the actor for Snape 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:26.700 is, like, the best actor, though? Like, what 00:15:26.700 --> 00:15:28.419 if he's, like, a really good actor? No, they're 00:15:28.419 --> 00:15:34.649 actively doing this to spite Rowling. But she 00:15:34.649 --> 00:15:37.909 sold the rights, right? And so she doesn't have 00:15:37.909 --> 00:15:42.789 the rights to that anymore. Yeah, but she didn't 00:15:42.789 --> 00:15:45.029 fall in line with every single thing that they're 00:15:45.029 --> 00:15:50.590 fucking sided with. So they're actively spiting 00:15:50.590 --> 00:15:55.690 her now. Because she fell in line with everything 00:15:55.690 --> 00:15:58.730 besides trans people. And because she didn't 00:15:58.730 --> 00:16:01.009 fall in line for every single thing that they 00:16:01.009 --> 00:16:04.409 did. They are now spiting her because of it. 00:16:04.549 --> 00:16:07.190 This isn't even a spite towards the audience 00:16:07.190 --> 00:16:09.070 or anything. This is a spite directly towards 00:16:09.070 --> 00:16:11.590 J .K. Rowling. Oh, I can see that. Didn't she 00:16:11.590 --> 00:16:14.149 say some shit about trans people? She said that 00:16:14.149 --> 00:16:17.049 she's a feminist, but she wants to exclude trans 00:16:17.049 --> 00:16:20.210 people from the feminist movement. What does 00:16:20.210 --> 00:16:23.029 that even mean? She thinks that a biological 00:16:23.029 --> 00:16:26.730 man should not be in the feminist unit. Oh, like 00:16:26.730 --> 00:16:30.529 men in general shouldn't be? No, like a... trans 00:16:30.529 --> 00:16:33.110 like a trans woman is that what it's called when 00:16:33.110 --> 00:16:35.389 a guy transitions like they shouldn't be included 00:16:35.389 --> 00:16:38.389 into the trans into the feminist like thing because 00:16:38.389 --> 00:16:42.730 they're not a woman oh that's stupid but because 00:16:42.730 --> 00:16:44.809 you said that now the entirety of the left is 00:16:44.809 --> 00:16:46.490 trying to attack her because she didn't fall 00:16:46.490 --> 00:16:48.610 that's the thing the biggest problem that i have 00:16:48.610 --> 00:16:50.870 with the left is that if you don't follow lockstep 00:16:50.870 --> 00:16:55.610 every single like thing that they do you're you're 00:16:55.610 --> 00:16:59.629 cannibalized by them like right Like you have 00:16:59.629 --> 00:17:02.669 to follow every single thing that they fucking 00:17:02.669 --> 00:17:05.829 believe. And it changes every two weeks. Um, 00:17:06.009 --> 00:17:10.190 and if you don't, you're fucked. Like I, you 00:17:10.190 --> 00:17:13.009 could literally follow lockstep with them for 00:17:13.009 --> 00:17:16.730 15 years. And then they put in one thing that 00:17:16.730 --> 00:17:18.930 that's the big thing for that two week period. 00:17:19.009 --> 00:17:22.490 And you say no. And you're excommunicated from 00:17:22.490 --> 00:17:26.789 the left forever. I think it kind of like works 00:17:26.789 --> 00:17:28.769 like that on the right too. With like, you know, 00:17:28.769 --> 00:17:31.150 if you're not part of Trump's fucking cult, you 00:17:31.150 --> 00:17:34.029 know, you're fucking excluded or whatever. Like 00:17:34.029 --> 00:17:37.150 the normal, regular Republicans that used to 00:17:37.150 --> 00:17:41.470 be just like more moderate. I just don't care. 00:17:41.630 --> 00:17:44.910 Like, I just think Trump was a better option 00:17:44.910 --> 00:17:47.190 than fucking Kamala. I'm going to be fucking 00:17:47.190 --> 00:17:49.230 watching Harry Potter and, like, Hermione's going 00:17:49.230 --> 00:17:51.309 to have, like, a giant fucking cock or some shit. 00:17:51.950 --> 00:17:54.009 And you're just going to be like, well, this 00:17:54.009 --> 00:17:58.650 is what I get. She's like, I have to take polyjuice 00:17:58.650 --> 00:18:04.549 potion to get my fucking cock away. Oh, God. 00:18:05.089 --> 00:18:07.809 So do, like, they actually, like, get the genitals 00:18:07.809 --> 00:18:10.049 of whatever thing that they turn into? Yeah, 00:18:10.049 --> 00:18:13.240 they turn into the person. It's actually, if 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:14.819 you turned into the person, you would actually 00:18:14.819 --> 00:18:16.299 get their voice because you have their voice 00:18:16.299 --> 00:18:18.920 box. Yeah. So it didn't make sense in the movie 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.079 how they like use their own voice. Yeah. I guess 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:23.519 they just did it so you know what's what. Yeah. 00:18:24.740 --> 00:18:28.099 But yeah, technically you'd get the, just like 00:18:28.099 --> 00:18:32.769 fucking, get a fucking vagina or whatever. There 00:18:32.769 --> 00:18:34.890 had to be some devious wizards doing shit with 00:18:34.890 --> 00:18:36.849 that. Remember in the movie how Hermione got 00:18:36.849 --> 00:18:39.529 turned into a fucking cat? Right, yeah. But there's 00:18:39.529 --> 00:18:42.390 got to be some devious people that did shit with 00:18:42.390 --> 00:18:45.269 that. Oh, I'm sure they fucking experimented. 00:18:46.230 --> 00:18:49.089 It's like, well, I mean, if you got turned into 00:18:49.089 --> 00:18:50.970 a woman, wouldn't you? Oh, absolutely. I'd shove 00:18:50.970 --> 00:18:53.950 something up my pussy. You'd what? I'd shove 00:18:53.950 --> 00:18:56.230 something up my pussy. Like an eggplant? Like 00:18:56.230 --> 00:18:57.789 a fucking cucumber or something. I just want 00:18:57.789 --> 00:19:00.029 to know what it feels like. Right. I think everybody 00:19:00.029 --> 00:19:03.130 would. But remember when Harry tried to fuck 00:19:03.130 --> 00:19:09.410 that ghost? Wood. Fucking wood. What? Moaning 00:19:09.410 --> 00:19:13.250 Myrtle. Wood. That actor actually was like, yeah, 00:19:13.390 --> 00:19:18.849 35, 40. I like that voice. You like Moaning Myrtle's 00:19:18.849 --> 00:19:21.710 voice? Yeah, I think it's cute. That's kind of 00:19:21.710 --> 00:19:24.029 a bitchy, annoying voice. I know, I like bitchy, 00:19:24.029 --> 00:19:30.410 annoying voices. Damn. What? Into some weird 00:19:30.410 --> 00:19:33.490 shit. We're all in the weird shit. You fucking 00:19:33.490 --> 00:19:37.549 jerk off in libraries. I like ghosts. Did you 00:19:37.549 --> 00:19:40.730 become Dan's accountability partner yet? No. 00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.269 Dude, being Dan's accountability partner would 00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:45.690 be a nightmare. You should sign up for the app 00:19:45.690 --> 00:19:49.230 that lets you see his history and be like, Dan, 00:19:49.289 --> 00:19:51.470 you gotta stop jerking off seven times a day. 00:19:52.930 --> 00:19:57.900 I don't even know. Fucking trans gone wild. Dude, 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:00.440 I don't even want to see his history. Well, he 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:01.960 doesn't want to see your history either, but 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:04.980 maybe you guys should make a pact to fucking 00:20:04.980 --> 00:20:07.220 read the Bible instead of fucking looking at 00:20:07.220 --> 00:20:12.079 porn. I'd do it. Every time you want to watch 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:21.380 porn, read the Bible. He's got some dead air 00:20:21.380 --> 00:20:27.920 there. That was weird. I mean, I fucking hate 00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:31.079 being addicted to fucking jerking off in porn. 00:20:31.259 --> 00:20:37.380 I really do. Like, I wish I wasn't. But, like, 00:20:37.700 --> 00:20:42.119 we were texting about, like, was it during the 00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:44.019 week, I think? Or was it last week that we were 00:20:44.019 --> 00:20:47.660 texting about it? Yeah. But, like, I fucking, 00:20:47.779 --> 00:20:50.839 I think porn is too easily accessible to everybody. 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:54.299 specifically children, because I fucking started 00:20:54.299 --> 00:20:56.140 watching porn, like, daily when I was fucking 00:20:56.140 --> 00:20:59.220 12, and that fucked up your brain. Are they banning 00:20:59.220 --> 00:21:01.240 porn in, like, half the states now? Like, fucking 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:03.359 Florida and shit? I don't think that's a bad 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:06.759 thing to do. Or maybe you just, like, need your 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:09.160 ID for it. I think it's Pornhub, specifically, 00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:10.759 that they're banning, not the other. They're, 00:21:10.779 --> 00:21:13.000 like, limiting the access. It's like that South 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:15.640 Park episode, right, where they fucking ban porn, 00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:18.880 and then Randy, they have, like, you know, little... 00:21:19.289 --> 00:21:21.750 Black Bark at porn booths, and Randy just goes 00:21:21.750 --> 00:21:24.069 and fucking comes all over. No, no, no, no, no. 00:21:24.150 --> 00:21:27.109 That episode, the internet goes out, and then 00:21:27.109 --> 00:21:30.970 they have to go across the thing, and they just 00:21:30.970 --> 00:21:34.190 keep doing that. But I do think that porn is 00:21:34.190 --> 00:21:36.829 detrimental to society. I really do. It's not 00:21:36.829 --> 00:21:41.390 a good thing. I also think that I fucking read 00:21:41.390 --> 00:21:42.789 a study somewhere. I thought it was something 00:21:42.789 --> 00:21:46.960 crazy like that. 50 % of girls around the age 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:50.140 of 18 years old, like 18 to 21, had Nomi fans. 00:21:51.019 --> 00:21:54.579 Oh, shit. It's fucking staggering. That's a good 00:21:54.579 --> 00:21:57.279 way to make fucking money by doing nothing. I 00:21:57.279 --> 00:21:58.720 mean, it's the same thing with fucking strippers. 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:03.420 Strippers. Yeah. Like, at least strippers have 00:22:03.420 --> 00:22:04.940 some honor to them because, you know, you're 00:22:04.940 --> 00:22:09.519 meeting someone face to face. Right. There's 00:22:09.519 --> 00:22:12.859 like guys that will like fall in love with strippers 00:22:12.859 --> 00:22:15.309 at like first sight. And then just, like, stalk 00:22:15.309 --> 00:22:20.650 them. Like, bro, I thought she was into me. No, 00:22:20.690 --> 00:22:22.549 she's not. Falling in love with a stripper is 00:22:22.549 --> 00:22:24.809 the worst thing that you can do. I'm in love 00:22:24.809 --> 00:22:27.609 with a stripper. She's fucking falling in love 00:22:27.609 --> 00:22:29.630 with your wallet, bro. Yeah, dude. Those fucking 00:22:29.630 --> 00:22:33.369 ones. Fucking inflation. Ones is, like, fucking 00:22:33.369 --> 00:22:35.829 throwing pennies at them now. You gotta, like, 00:22:35.910 --> 00:22:38.190 you gotta throw, like, at least fives or tens. 00:22:38.849 --> 00:22:42.579 She'll get attention if you throw fives. Do you 00:22:42.579 --> 00:22:45.900 have to tip them every time they come over to 00:22:45.900 --> 00:22:48.140 you? No. You can literally just sit there and 00:22:48.140 --> 00:22:51.619 not throw any money. That's a thing that some 00:22:51.619 --> 00:22:53.599 people do. But then you're an asshole. Yeah, 00:22:53.619 --> 00:22:55.920 you're an asshole, but you can't. It's not illegal 00:22:55.920 --> 00:23:00.680 to sit there and just go, yeah, all right, and 00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:03.180 just not throw anything. But if you don't throw 00:23:03.180 --> 00:23:04.759 any money, the girls won't give you any attention. 00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:08.920 Oh, I see how it works. So let's say me and you 00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:12.289 are sitting there. And I throw in like 10 bucks 00:23:12.289 --> 00:23:14.630 in singles and you just didn't do anything. You 00:23:14.630 --> 00:23:16.150 just sat there. They're not going to like come 00:23:16.150 --> 00:23:18.150 over and like dance for you there. They're going 00:23:18.150 --> 00:23:20.589 to be like, fuck that guy. We're going to go 00:23:20.589 --> 00:23:21.890 over to the guy who actually is like paying. 00:23:22.190 --> 00:23:24.069 I'm going to get like a male stripper for your 00:23:24.069 --> 00:23:27.750 bachelor party. Just as a joke. That'd be fucking 00:23:27.750 --> 00:23:30.329 odd. It'd be like dressed up like a firefighter. 00:23:31.009 --> 00:23:33.450 You're like, did somebody call 911? And it's 00:23:33.450 --> 00:23:42.740 like. It'd be fucking Freddy. Do you think midget 00:23:42.740 --> 00:23:48.059 wrestling is morally incorrect? No, it's kind 00:23:48.059 --> 00:23:51.819 of like cockfighting or like dogfighting. I feel 00:23:51.819 --> 00:23:54.000 like both of those are morally incorrect. I'm 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.599 all for dogfighting, but no, I'm just kidding. 00:23:58.500 --> 00:24:01.160 Did you see that fucking video I sent with the 00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:03.940 fucking hot chick with Down syndrome? Yeah, that's 00:24:03.940 --> 00:24:08.099 fake. It's fake? Yeah, it's fake. Most of the 00:24:08.099 --> 00:24:11.519 quote -unquote down syndrome OnlyFans girls are 00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:13.759 not actually down syndrome. They use a fucking 00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:15.799 face filter to look like they have down syndrome. 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:18.400 Who the fuck makes a face filter to look like 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.099 you have down syndrome? Also, I want to know 00:24:21.099 --> 00:24:23.859 how I look with down syndrome. You look the same. 00:24:26.420 --> 00:24:29.539 If that's an actual app, I'll fucking download 00:24:29.539 --> 00:24:31.299 it. Just to make yourself look like you have 00:24:31.299 --> 00:24:32.940 down syndrome? Yeah, I want to know what I look 00:24:32.940 --> 00:24:36.000 like. It's weird how they, like, fucking look 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:40.740 similar. I guess. But, like, I guess if they're 00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:42.460 just using, like, the face filter on it, you 00:24:42.460 --> 00:24:46.460 can still, you know, put a fucking retard face 00:24:46.460 --> 00:24:49.940 filter on and then, you know, do that. Some sick 00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:54.180 fucks out there. Are you a sick fuck? Sickfucks 00:24:54.180 --> 00:24:58.279 .com. Horsecub .com. Oh, man, I gotta get a new 00:24:58.279 --> 00:25:02.160 atomizer. My fucking coil's cooked. Can't you 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:05.220 just get new coils? No, that's what I mean. Like, 00:25:05.220 --> 00:25:09.220 I gotta change the coil. Oh. Let's take a break 00:25:09.220 --> 00:25:12.619 and we might be back with Dan. Maybe. Who fucking 00:25:12.619 --> 00:25:19.180 knows? Fuck it. Untitled podcast. Oh, yeah, man. 00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:23.700 Oh, yeah. I love me some Guns N' Roses. Yes. 00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:27.279 Slash is my favorite guitar player of all time. 00:25:27.940 --> 00:25:30.779 Nobody even comes close. Eddie Van Halen? Nope. 00:25:30.819 --> 00:25:35.970 Prince? Nope. Welcome back. No siree. Only snacks. 00:25:36.190 --> 00:25:39.670 It's your own title podcast. Episode 105. Here 00:25:39.670 --> 00:25:44.069 with Dan and Tyler. Oh yeah. Dan was wearing 00:25:44.069 --> 00:25:46.730 the Guns N' Roses shirt. The appetite for destruction. 00:25:51.490 --> 00:25:55.009 Welcome, welcome. It's a great time in American 00:25:55.009 --> 00:26:04.329 history. Circa what? 1989? 93? Yeah. When I went 00:26:04.329 --> 00:26:06.890 to see Guns N' Roses, people were getting on 00:26:06.890 --> 00:26:09.430 Slash because he was missing some notes. But 00:26:09.430 --> 00:26:12.690 I'm like, bro, he's like fucking almost 60. He's 00:26:12.690 --> 00:26:15.509 missing some notes? Yeah, like he's fine, bro. 00:26:15.990 --> 00:26:19.529 Dude, like, come on. How can he fuck up? It's 00:26:19.529 --> 00:26:21.690 like, it's not really like there's... What, he 00:26:21.690 --> 00:26:24.470 was hitting like out of tune notes or what? Yeah, 00:26:24.490 --> 00:26:26.690 I mean, sometimes on guitar, right, you hit the 00:26:26.690 --> 00:26:29.089 wrong fret sometimes. Oh, yeah, so what, dude? 00:26:29.150 --> 00:26:31.930 He's probably got fucking arthritis. Yeah. Yeah, 00:26:31.970 --> 00:26:33.589 I was watching some YouTube comments. Did you 00:26:33.589 --> 00:26:36.109 know he's Jewish? Is he? Yeah, he's Israeli. 00:26:36.410 --> 00:26:39.250 Yeah, his name's like Saul. Oh, no shit. Yeah, 00:26:39.269 --> 00:26:40.789 he's Israeli. I didn't know that. Oh, well, that's 00:26:40.789 --> 00:26:43.829 why they made it, right? What? That's why they 00:26:43.829 --> 00:26:45.809 made it big. Oh, right. You gotta have a Jew 00:26:45.809 --> 00:26:48.609 in the band. Yeah, I never knew. Never knew. 00:26:48.769 --> 00:26:51.769 It's like Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz. I think he's 00:26:51.769 --> 00:26:54.490 Jewish. Wentz is Jewish. There's another Jewish 00:26:54.490 --> 00:26:57.789 kid in the band. Where's I going with this? Oh, 00:26:57.789 --> 00:26:59.150 yeah. I was watching this. Have you ever heard 00:26:59.150 --> 00:27:03.750 of the guitarist Eric Johnson? Yeah. Yeah. I 00:27:03.750 --> 00:27:05.849 was watching him play that and he's like ancient 00:27:05.849 --> 00:27:08.329 now. And people were bitching in the comments 00:27:08.329 --> 00:27:10.309 that he couldn't play as fast. Was he like 80? 00:27:10.609 --> 00:27:13.650 Dude, he's like, no, he's like 70, maybe 75. 00:27:14.269 --> 00:27:16.690 And people are like bitching about it. It's like, 00:27:16.750 --> 00:27:18.450 dude, calm down. I can't even play that song. 00:27:18.750 --> 00:27:23.589 Yeah. I used to be able to play some of it. Yeah. 00:27:23.809 --> 00:27:26.630 It's a hard song. People get old, man. Like, 00:27:26.630 --> 00:27:31.910 calm down. I feel old. Yeah, you're not. 27. 00:27:32.750 --> 00:27:35.470 I can't carry a white lighter this year. Oh, 00:27:35.470 --> 00:27:40.430 yeah. That's right. Die like a rock star. Party 00:27:40.430 --> 00:27:43.789 like a rock star. Die like a rock star. Dude, 00:27:43.809 --> 00:27:45.950 I was watching this thing yesterday. This fucking 00:27:45.950 --> 00:27:49.630 guy that trains horses. That's a fucking weird 00:27:49.630 --> 00:27:54.200 thing. No, it was just like a... a YouTube video. 00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:56.839 I don't know this guy from you know who Ramsey 00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.380 is Dave Ramsey Gordon Ramsey. No Dave Ramsey. 00:28:00.380 --> 00:28:04.839 Who's the finance guy? Oh shit. Awesome. Did 00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:07.200 you steal this from a hotel? Jason gave that 00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:09.099 to me. He's like thanks for like watching my 00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:14.180 dog. No stop dude. No seriously and he's dead 00:28:14.180 --> 00:28:17.779 serious. Yeah. Oh wow. He's like like that on 00:28:17.779 --> 00:28:21.779 Christian. I guess yeah. Wow. Thanks for watching 00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:24.710 my dog. Take something that you'll never read. 00:28:25.430 --> 00:28:28.869 I actually read it today on the podcast. I read 00:28:28.869 --> 00:28:33.369 it when we were making a piece. Do not lie to 00:28:33.369 --> 00:28:35.650 one another, seeing that you have put off the 00:28:35.650 --> 00:28:38.049 old self with its practices. What does that mean? 00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:41.509 What does that even mean? Ask the fucking priest 00:28:41.509 --> 00:28:45.730 over here. It's riddles, dude. It really is riddles, 00:28:45.750 --> 00:28:50.730 yeah. Is that in Psalms or is that in... Is that 00:28:50.730 --> 00:28:53.890 Corinthians? This is Colossians. Colossians. 00:28:54.089 --> 00:28:58.130 Here, there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised 00:28:58.130 --> 00:29:02.329 and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave, 00:29:02.470 --> 00:29:06.019 free. Christ is all. What? Circumcision? Yeah, 00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.819 why do people just decide to go randomly like 00:29:08.819 --> 00:29:12.079 God wants me to cut my cock off? It started off 00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:14.359 as a sanitary thing. Dude, I've never heard of 00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:16.640 a dude being like, I got a dick infection. So 00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.940 you guys are not okay with people cutting their 00:29:18.940 --> 00:29:21.099 dicks off to be transgender, but you're okay 00:29:21.099 --> 00:29:22.960 with cutting their foreskin off when they're 00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:25.220 babies? Casey, are you circumcised? Yeah. Okay, 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.880 then shut the fuck up. Well, because when I was 00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:29.880 a baby, I was baptized. Would you rather have 00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.579 a fucking turtle head? What? Would you rather 00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:35.700 have a turtleneck? A turtleneck? I think that's 00:29:35.700 --> 00:29:38.880 how humans naturally are. Yeah, it looks terrible. 00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:42.039 Every single person that you would see... That's 00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:44.000 because you're so used to, like, seeing it. Yeah, 00:29:44.059 --> 00:29:46.779 if you don't have a fucking uncircumcised... 00:29:46.779 --> 00:29:48.460 If you have an uncircumcised penis, women will 00:29:48.460 --> 00:29:51.759 be scared of you. I saw there was like a dad 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:53.660 who was like suing the hospital because like 00:29:53.660 --> 00:29:56.299 his son got this like. If I have a son, he's 00:29:56.299 --> 00:29:58.480 getting circumcised. I don't fucking care. I 00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:00.460 don't watch this fucking circumcision in nursing 00:30:00.460 --> 00:30:03.420 school. It was like they fucking put like a little 00:30:03.420 --> 00:30:06.220 like ring. Like they put the fucking foreskin 00:30:06.220 --> 00:30:08.359 and like a fucking ring, metal ring. And then 00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:11.299 they just fucking cut around the circle. Unironically, 00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:17.220 my circumcision was incomplete. Damn. Incomplete. 00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:20.599 Yeah, like I still have a single piece of attached 00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:23.779 skin to it. Oh, that would be the picture for 00:30:23.779 --> 00:30:29.579 the episode. But like, I shit you not, there's 00:30:29.579 --> 00:30:33.779 a single skin that's connected from the head 00:30:33.779 --> 00:30:36.680 to the shaft. That'd be a nice little spot to 00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:40.619 get a piercing. I thought that was normal until 00:30:40.619 --> 00:30:42.799 I was like, oh, that is, I just literally don't 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:45.519 have a... fully circumcised dick. Have you ever 00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:48.640 read the Bible front to back, Dan? No, dude. 00:30:48.779 --> 00:30:51.740 I read fucking... The whole witness shit. I read 00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:56.440 like 14 verses on stage at church and I stuttered 00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:57.819 through the whole thing and I was so fucking 00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:00.839 embarrassed I ran out and cried. Did you have 00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:02.960 to go to church until you were like, what, 18? 00:31:03.819 --> 00:31:09.200 I went until I was... Sorry. Just after my graduation 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:16.140 party. Right? So 17, maybe 18. Well, that's when 00:31:16.140 --> 00:31:18.380 I stopped going before that, but I fully stopped 00:31:18.380 --> 00:31:20.839 going as soon as I had my graduation party. Because 00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:22.420 you want everybody to come and give you money. 00:31:22.579 --> 00:31:23.880 Did you go to college? And then you're on the 00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.160 takeoff. No, I just went to med school. I just 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.759 remember being, when I was like probably six, 00:31:28.819 --> 00:31:31.450 I like got really sick with like. scarlet fever 00:31:31.450 --> 00:31:34.670 meningitis and uh the fucking all the people 00:31:34.670 --> 00:31:37.089 in the congregation and the methodist church 00:31:37.089 --> 00:31:39.170 were trying to like fucking faith heal me and 00:31:39.170 --> 00:31:41.109 i was like what the fuck is going on i was like 00:31:41.109 --> 00:31:43.910 this is like scaring the shit out of me am i 00:31:43.910 --> 00:31:46.089 like dying or something how old are you like 00:31:46.089 --> 00:31:49.569 six oh my god seven yeah their faith healing 00:31:49.569 --> 00:31:54.450 you yeah i don't understand like sorry tyler 00:31:54.450 --> 00:31:58.410 i just gotta say like i i don't understand exactly 00:31:58.410 --> 00:32:01.910 where the need for religion comes from in humans. 00:32:02.509 --> 00:32:05.890 It's like, well, I think it's because they need 00:32:05.890 --> 00:32:08.750 to explain things that they don't have an explanation 00:32:08.750 --> 00:32:11.450 for. I think it's more than that though. I think 00:32:11.450 --> 00:32:13.809 it's more like, why are we here? It's like, like 00:32:13.809 --> 00:32:16.569 I, all right. So I definitely believe, I believe 00:32:16.569 --> 00:32:21.690 in a higher power, right? And whether that's 00:32:21.690 --> 00:32:23.470 the universe, whatever it is, I know we've kind 00:32:23.470 --> 00:32:26.569 of talked about this and touched on this. But, 00:32:26.569 --> 00:32:28.809 like, I think that's, like, I don't feel the 00:32:28.809 --> 00:32:31.910 need to have a religion over it, you know? Yeah, 00:32:31.930 --> 00:32:33.930 like. Like, I think we're definitely, like, I've 00:32:33.930 --> 00:32:35.529 explained before, like, we're here to learn, 00:32:35.589 --> 00:32:39.569 like, lessons and all that. But, like, I understand 00:32:39.569 --> 00:32:41.349 the sense of community. Is it, like, a community 00:32:41.349 --> 00:32:45.049 thing? I think so. It's a group. Like, it's people 00:32:45.049 --> 00:32:47.769 who. It's a similar. It's basically. Yeah, it's 00:32:47.769 --> 00:32:50.569 a reason to go and, like, socialize every Sunday. 00:32:50.569 --> 00:32:53.710 It's a group effort. It's a group. You belong 00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:56.230 to a group. You're not an other. at that point 00:32:56.230 --> 00:33:00.450 type thing like think about like when like even 00:33:00.450 --> 00:33:04.289 fucking back in like the 1700s in america you 00:33:04.289 --> 00:33:07.250 got a fucking community of people but when you're 00:33:07.250 --> 00:33:09.049 all in the same church none of you are others 00:33:09.049 --> 00:33:13.609 all of you are in the same group and then somebody 00:33:13.609 --> 00:33:15.829 comes from another group you're like oh you are 00:33:15.829 --> 00:33:19.250 an other you're not part of our group get away 00:33:19.250 --> 00:33:23.740 from us type thing but I think now it's more 00:33:23.740 --> 00:33:25.799 of a sense of community. It's a sense of duty, 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:32.940 a sense of hope, I guess. It also gives you a 00:33:32.940 --> 00:33:36.900 place to worship, too. When you're a non -denominational 00:33:36.900 --> 00:33:40.099 fucking spooky -dukey witchcraft bullshit fucking 00:33:40.099 --> 00:33:42.359 thing, you're like, I don't need a church to 00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.380 pray. Have you ever been to a fucking cathedral? 00:33:46.019 --> 00:33:48.039 Recently, when I was down in New York City, I 00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:50.519 went to St. Patrick Cathedral. And I just sat 00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.980 there and I'm like, I feel just good here. Like 00:33:53.980 --> 00:33:55.960 when you sit down, like a, like a specifically 00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:58.779 a cathedral or like an old, like ornate church 00:33:58.779 --> 00:34:00.980 or something, when you just sit there and you're 00:34:00.980 --> 00:34:04.400 just like, I, it feels good in here. Like it 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:08.659 feels nice. It feels right in here. But I just 00:34:08.659 --> 00:34:11.800 feel like my skin's on fire. Well, that'll happen 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:16.940 to you. Fucking human. Um, I feel like, I feel 00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:21.500 like I want to, Not necessarily maybe join a 00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:27.960 church, but I want to set aside some time. And 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:29.960 I think maybe this is kind of like where, where 00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:32.099 the whole church thing comes from. I want to 00:34:32.099 --> 00:34:35.059 set aside some time like weekly where it's like 00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:39.340 not about me. And it's just about like acknowledging 00:34:39.340 --> 00:34:42.699 that there is a higher power. That's literally 00:34:42.699 --> 00:34:45.760 what church is for. I know, but I don't want, 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:47.500 I don't want all the other bullshit that comes 00:34:47.500 --> 00:34:49.389 with church. You can go to a chapel. Like, they 00:34:49.389 --> 00:34:51.190 have, like, chapels around that, like, aren't, 00:34:51.190 --> 00:34:53.650 like... Like, I feel like there's no religion 00:34:53.650 --> 00:34:56.289 out there that, like... I feel like I need to 00:34:56.289 --> 00:34:58.909 start my own. I'm going to start a cult now. 00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:01.530 No, I didn't say a cult. Like, what if it was 00:35:01.530 --> 00:35:04.130 just, like, a group of people where it's, like... 00:35:04.130 --> 00:35:07.250 They all drive black Escalades and wear white 00:35:07.250 --> 00:35:10.010 masks. Not that, not that. It could degrade into 00:35:10.010 --> 00:35:12.070 that. Things don't go right. Can we just all 00:35:12.070 --> 00:35:15.269 wear, like, black KKK hoods like Kanye? No, definitely 00:35:15.269 --> 00:35:18.840 not. What about purple hoods? That's kind of 00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:22.199 cool. Like purple with gold trim. Oh no, not 00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:26.019 a hood. Oh, hit that button by the way. No, but 00:35:26.019 --> 00:35:29.360 like, all right, you just set aside dude, because, 00:35:29.380 --> 00:35:33.059 because all, all week, it's just like, you're 00:35:33.059 --> 00:35:34.860 thinking about like, it's all about like me. 00:35:34.900 --> 00:35:42.119 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus. Oh my 00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:46.480 God. We can't even say what the, uh, We saw that 00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:48.840 earlier in this episode. Well, Kanye did. All 00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:52.860 right. So there's that. Yeah. But yeah, just 00:35:52.860 --> 00:35:54.940 like all the lights turned red when that came 00:35:54.940 --> 00:36:01.780 on. It was a weird vibe in here. You think Hitler's 00:36:01.780 --> 00:36:06.480 ghost exists? I know. I don't think so. He's 00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.579 burning. He's burning. No. You think he just 00:36:08.579 --> 00:36:10.340 went straight to hell? I don't think he went 00:36:10.340 --> 00:36:12.579 to hell. You don't think Hitler went to hell? 00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.739 No, I don't. Dude, it's all... Because he repented 00:36:15.739 --> 00:36:17.460 for his sins, right? No, he didn't. He just killed 00:36:17.460 --> 00:36:19.760 himself. What if he repented after he killed 00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:23.719 himself? Whatever, I guess. It's all perspective, 00:36:23.980 --> 00:36:26.559 man. Hitler was also super into the occult, too. 00:36:26.940 --> 00:36:28.980 That's what they say. Was he really? Yeah, they 00:36:28.980 --> 00:36:33.070 had a real society. What's that? It's the occult 00:36:33.070 --> 00:36:35.989 division of the SS. Like, it's an actual documented 00:36:35.989 --> 00:36:38.070 thing. It's called the Vril Society. Really? 00:36:38.250 --> 00:36:39.949 Yeah, like, they did, like, occult stuff. And 00:36:39.949 --> 00:36:42.369 if you look at some of the Nazi castles, they 00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:44.889 have, like, pentagrams and shit built into the 00:36:44.889 --> 00:36:47.849 concrete. Damn. Yeah, like, it was a real thing. 00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:50.650 Wow. Like, he was trying to summon the devil 00:36:50.650 --> 00:36:55.550 to win the war. Man, that's fucked up. Yeah. 00:36:56.489 --> 00:36:59.409 You know... But, like, if the devil was on anybody's 00:36:59.409 --> 00:37:02.280 side, it would probably be Hitler. yeah i mean 00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:05.900 dude look they were like pushed into a corner 00:37:05.900 --> 00:37:09.000 right so everybody thinks like all the nazis 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.940 were so evil like yeah they did fucked up things 00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:14.880 but we've done fucked up things like just as 00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:17.320 fucked up trail of tears that was pretty fucking 00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:21.559 bad dude we dropped two nukes huh yeah drop two 00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:24.219 nukes like you could look at that like kind of 00:37:24.219 --> 00:37:27.659 the same dude you know and they came here and 00:37:27.659 --> 00:37:30.199 they're like you know, before, like back in the 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:34.039 1700s, when America, during the revolution, they 00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:37.460 were German mercenaries and they thought that 00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:40.039 Americans were fucking barbaric as fuck for having 00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:43.619 slaves. Yeah. Dude, this is like, you know, 17, 00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:45.320 whatever. It's like, we don't do that anymore. 00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:49.239 And that was the Germans. Right. So, and there 00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:52.780 was 18 million Nazis, dude. Like, was that, does 00:37:52.780 --> 00:37:56.820 that mean there was 18 million evil people? 18 00:37:56.820 --> 00:38:00.769 million? Well, no, I think a lot of people in 00:38:00.769 --> 00:38:03.389 Germany were just kind of like, you know, drafted 00:38:03.389 --> 00:38:05.610 into it. Like you had to be like Heil Hitler 00:38:05.610 --> 00:38:08.610 or else you were fucking persecuted. Right. So 00:38:08.610 --> 00:38:11.550 it's like, all right, like you're saying, fuck 00:38:11.550 --> 00:38:13.150 the Nazis. They didn't really have a choice. 00:38:13.929 --> 00:38:16.510 Right. Like they kind of had to be in it. Yeah, 00:38:16.530 --> 00:38:18.550 I've watched interviews, like interviews with 00:38:18.550 --> 00:38:22.489 Germans that were in World War II. And, you know, 00:38:22.530 --> 00:38:24.570 they're like, you know, if you didn't join the 00:38:24.570 --> 00:38:27.989 war, you know, you're fucking. dead i guess right 00:38:27.989 --> 00:38:30.429 yeah they'd kill you or they wouldn't just kill 00:38:30.429 --> 00:38:33.030 you they'd kill your family or you just couldn't 00:38:33.030 --> 00:38:37.150 eat it's like right join the effort or else and 00:38:37.150 --> 00:38:43.050 it's like you know there's i don't know i don't 00:38:43.050 --> 00:38:45.250 i want to be careful when i say here but it's 00:38:45.250 --> 00:38:47.489 just like you know you got to be like the the 00:38:47.489 --> 00:38:50.489 perspective if you were them in that situation 00:38:50.489 --> 00:38:53.469 you'd do exactly the same thing you know maybe 00:38:53.469 --> 00:38:56.559 so i heard like hitler didn't really even He 00:38:56.559 --> 00:39:00.380 had no control over the, like, you know, the 00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:03.559 concentration camps. It was mostly... I think 00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:06.480 they were run by... It was mostly Hans Grubels. 00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.380 Goebbels? Goebbels that had, like, the main thing, 00:39:09.460 --> 00:39:11.920 like, Hitler's, like, scientist guy. He was the 00:39:11.920 --> 00:39:13.860 big one on, like, the experimentation at the 00:39:13.860 --> 00:39:15.599 camps. No, I think that was Himmler, right? Was 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:18.500 it Himmler? That was the Holocaust, yeah. But 00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:20.780 it was one of it was one of his like like lieutenants 00:39:20.780 --> 00:39:22.980 that was like not like actually lieutenants, 00:39:23.019 --> 00:39:25.099 but like Hitler's lieutenants like underneath 00:39:25.099 --> 00:39:27.019 him. Yeah. Well, he was like, do something about 00:39:27.019 --> 00:39:29.539 these fucking Jews. And the guy's like, all right, 00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:31.619 I'll just fucking set up these concentration 00:39:31.619 --> 00:39:34.159 camps, kill them. But there's the work camps. 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.000 And then there was like the actual death camps. 00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:39.980 There's two different camps. And it did it. You 00:39:39.980 --> 00:39:41.639 would just get put in one of them. It was like 00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:43.340 you didn't get to choose to go to the death camp 00:39:43.340 --> 00:39:45.179 or the work camp. But like if you were in a death 00:39:45.179 --> 00:39:47.769 camp, you're kind of fucked. But, dude, this 00:39:47.769 --> 00:39:49.369 isn't the first time that's happened in history. 00:39:49.610 --> 00:39:52.289 Like, why does that happen? That happened with 00:39:52.289 --> 00:39:55.590 the gulag, right? The Russian gulags? Yeah, the 00:39:55.590 --> 00:40:00.030 Russian gulags, the fucking Rwandan genocide, 00:40:00.449 --> 00:40:04.230 you know, shit like that. Like, it's just people 00:40:04.230 --> 00:40:11.070 in a world where two opposing groups that have... 00:40:15.710 --> 00:40:19.610 in what's the word for like like incompatible 00:40:19.610 --> 00:40:23.909 incompatible like views the only thing that's 00:40:23.909 --> 00:40:26.469 gonna happen is they're gonna kill each other 00:40:26.469 --> 00:40:29.750 right like in a world that has two groups that 00:40:29.750 --> 00:40:32.010 they're so diametrically opposed to each other 00:40:32.010 --> 00:40:34.909 that they think that the other people can't exist 00:40:34.909 --> 00:40:37.670 they're gonna kill each other or that or one 00:40:37.670 --> 00:40:39.730 side's gonna genocide the other like fucking 00:40:39.730 --> 00:40:42.969 democrats republicans now It is getting to that 00:40:42.969 --> 00:40:45.250 point. Yeah. I think we got to pump the brakes 00:40:45.250 --> 00:40:48.170 on it, dude. I think like more, I mean a good 00:40:48.170 --> 00:40:50.889 example of that is Palestine and Israel because 00:40:50.889 --> 00:40:55.190 like they're so diametrically opposed, like they, 00:40:55.289 --> 00:40:57.289 they're always on a collision course. Like even 00:40:57.289 --> 00:40:59.869 if like you get them to do this, the tracks are 00:40:59.869 --> 00:41:01.449 still going to collide and they're still going 00:41:01.449 --> 00:41:04.269 to hit each other because they're so unable to 00:41:04.269 --> 00:41:06.909 exist with each other that they're going to kill 00:41:06.909 --> 00:41:10.849 each other. Yeah. Yeah. But in, in cases like, 00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:13.880 the Nazis and the Jews, the Jews who couldn't 00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:16.179 defend themselves, it's not a war then, it's 00:41:16.179 --> 00:41:18.920 a genocide. So that's where I think the genocide 00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:21.280 comes from because you're so diametrically opposed. 00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:24.539 But when one side can't defend themselves, it's 00:41:24.539 --> 00:41:27.059 a genocide. And when one side can defend themselves, 00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:30.380 it's a war of extermination. Yeah. So Israel 00:41:30.380 --> 00:41:33.380 and Palestine are in a war of extermination against 00:41:33.380 --> 00:41:37.599 each other. Damn. The Nazis and the Jews was 00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.239 a genocide. because the jews couldn't defend 00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:43.719 themselves the nazis were the power they had 00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:45.639 all the war like they were just civilians and 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:47.440 they were just they they wiped them out because 00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:50.699 it's fucking crazy dude yeah it's crazy how often 00:41:50.699 --> 00:41:53.139 that happens like there's a greek genocide too 00:41:53.139 --> 00:41:55.360 with the ottoman turks and the greeks yeah yeah 00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:58.139 yeah and like and the armenian genocide too yeah 00:41:58.139 --> 00:42:00.239 and the us government like won't yeah the armenian 00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.780 genocide armenians and greeks are really close 00:42:02.780 --> 00:42:04.920 everybody in that region but the u .s government 00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:07.300 won't acknowledge the greek genocide it also 00:42:07.300 --> 00:42:10.139 like Japan still won't recognize the rape of 00:42:10.139 --> 00:42:13.619 Nanking either. Uh, what is that? So I think 00:42:13.619 --> 00:42:15.199 you talked about it before. Yeah, it was world 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.639 war two and the Japanese went into China and 00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:21.599 Nanking China and they literally raped, murdered, 00:42:21.619 --> 00:42:24.139 fucking just burned the entire city to the ground. 00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:26.679 And just, it was hell on earth. Like they just, 00:42:26.739 --> 00:42:29.519 the soldiers were told to do everything and anything 00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:32.420 to these people. Jesus. But, and China is still 00:42:32.420 --> 00:42:34.199 like, Japan won't acknowledge this. And Japan's 00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:36.539 like, We didn't do that. And it's been documented. 00:42:36.619 --> 00:42:39.780 There's photos of it. Wow. This was during World 00:42:39.780 --> 00:42:42.639 War II? Yeah. Jesus. Japan still hasn't acknowledged 00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:44.179 a lot of their crimes that they did in World 00:42:44.179 --> 00:42:46.699 War II. I don't understand the war raping thing. 00:42:47.860 --> 00:42:50.900 It's a fear tactic. It's like a power thing. 00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:55.480 The whole thing with the rape and war thing, 00:42:55.659 --> 00:43:01.070 it's not to get sexually gratified. And most 00:43:01.070 --> 00:43:03.369 rapes aren't sexual gratification. It's a power 00:43:03.369 --> 00:43:06.429 thing. So like, what's, what's a thing that you 00:43:06.429 --> 00:43:08.730 can do to somebody that they can never take away? 00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:11.829 There's also men who haven't seen women in like 00:43:11.829 --> 00:43:14.809 a year, but like, it's a power thing too. Like 00:43:14.809 --> 00:43:17.030 it's, it's a, mostly a power thing. Most of the 00:43:17.030 --> 00:43:19.610 time, like rape isn't for sexual gratification. 00:43:19.610 --> 00:43:22.809 It's for like just dominating somebody. So they're 00:43:22.809 --> 00:43:24.829 just. They're just going in there, just doing 00:43:24.829 --> 00:43:26.789 it to scare the fuck out of them. Scare the fuck 00:43:26.789 --> 00:43:29.550 out of them, demoralize everybody, like, and 00:43:29.550 --> 00:43:33.090 stuff. Like, it's just, it's a awful thing. Wow. 00:43:34.909 --> 00:43:36.809 Wow, that's fucking crazy. But, like, just imagine, 00:43:36.929 --> 00:43:39.429 like, another country came in here, they sacked 00:43:39.429 --> 00:43:41.329 New York City and just started raping women, 00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:43.670 like, in the street. Like, what would that make 00:43:43.670 --> 00:43:46.829 you feel? Oh, Jesus Christ. They would never 00:43:46.829 --> 00:43:49.690 make it out here alive. Yeah. Yeah, but, like, 00:43:49.730 --> 00:43:51.829 that's, like, the thing. Like, how would that, 00:43:51.849 --> 00:43:54.170 like, it's, like, It would either really piss 00:43:54.170 --> 00:43:56.969 you off or completely demoralize you. And just 00:43:56.969 --> 00:43:58.869 imagine this, this is constant. This is just 00:43:58.869 --> 00:44:01.030 happening over and over and over and over and 00:44:01.030 --> 00:44:04.650 over again. Like you're just like, and like, 00:44:04.690 --> 00:44:06.250 it seems like you can't stop it because they're 00:44:06.250 --> 00:44:08.530 just, it's an overwhelming force. Like that will 00:44:08.530 --> 00:44:10.530 demoralize you. But if like you're able to fight 00:44:10.530 --> 00:44:13.650 back against it, it's a, it would make you super 00:44:13.650 --> 00:44:15.710 angry. And when you're angry, you make mistakes. 00:44:16.539 --> 00:44:18.860 So it'd be like, fuck this. We're going to kill 00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:21.960 these guys. But you're more just blinded by rage 00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:23.860 and hate that you're going to make mistakes attacking 00:44:23.860 --> 00:44:28.119 these people. So it's it's a demoralization technique 00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:30.559 and it's a rage baiting technique that makes 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.820 you make mistakes. Because like if like fucking 00:44:33.820 --> 00:44:35.699 another country like Russia came into New York 00:44:35.699 --> 00:44:37.599 City or fucking, you know, they started coming 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:39.099 up the East Coast, like going like the cities 00:44:39.099 --> 00:44:41.519 and just raping and murdering people and murdering 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:43.500 children and, you know, raping women, doing all 00:44:43.500 --> 00:44:46.179 that. it would piss all of us off enough where 00:44:46.179 --> 00:44:48.019 we just start making stupid decisions being like, 00:44:48.059 --> 00:44:50.260 fuck these guys, let's kill them. And we just 00:44:50.260 --> 00:44:52.280 start making stupid mistakes, like just doing 00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:54.139 like a full frontal attack because we're just 00:44:54.139 --> 00:44:55.659 like, we're going to stop this because this is 00:44:55.659 --> 00:44:57.559 fucking stupid and this is awful. We're going 00:44:57.559 --> 00:44:58.980 to stop this, but we're going to make mistakes 00:44:58.980 --> 00:45:01.500 doing it. Right, right. So it's like one of those 00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:05.039 things. It frees your mind enough where you're 00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:10.920 like, I want to stop this. But if it gets to 00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:12.980 the point where you can't, then you're demoralized. 00:45:13.059 --> 00:45:17.460 And if you can stop it or try to stop it, you're 00:45:17.460 --> 00:45:20.840 so angry that you're making mistakes. So it's 00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:24.800 a proven thing that it works, but it's an awful 00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.380 thing. And I'm happy that America doesn't go 00:45:27.380 --> 00:45:30.800 to that style. America has never done that. We 00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:33.480 kind of did it in Vietnam, but it was specific 00:45:33.480 --> 00:45:36.679 units of soldiers and they got executed for it. 00:45:36.780 --> 00:45:40.030 Oh, really? Yeah. Like there is a couple, there's 00:45:40.030 --> 00:45:43.849 one sergeant that would, in Vietnam, that would 00:45:43.849 --> 00:45:47.030 go into villages and just pick a group of women 00:45:47.030 --> 00:45:50.030 and just assault them. Jesus. But then eventually 00:45:50.030 --> 00:45:54.309 the platoon underneath them would be like, they 00:45:54.309 --> 00:45:56.530 found out what he was doing and they straight 00:45:56.530 --> 00:45:58.590 up executed him right there. I think that was 00:45:58.590 --> 00:46:01.969 in that movie, that Mel Gibson movie. Which one? 00:46:02.190 --> 00:46:06.219 The one in Vietnam. Platoon? Yeah. Yeah. But 00:46:06.219 --> 00:46:09.519 like he, like basically we did do that or, or 00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:13.119 certain individuals did that, but they had extraordinary 00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:16.239 consequences of just battlefield execution. Wow. 00:46:16.619 --> 00:46:18.679 I'm going to look that up. Yeah. That's fucking 00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:22.000 crazy. Because also in American, in an American 00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:25.519 soldiers like doctrine, if your commanding officer 00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.059 is being evil and making you do a direct. If 00:46:30.059 --> 00:46:32.579 they give you a direct order to be evil, it's 00:46:32.579 --> 00:46:35.139 your direct duty to kill your commanding officer. 00:46:35.739 --> 00:46:38.719 That's like in the doctrine of the United States 00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:41.139 military. That's how it worked in everyday life. 00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:44.179 Hold on. We got to ask ChatGPT about this because 00:46:44.179 --> 00:46:47.480 that sounds a little... It's literally in there. 00:46:47.659 --> 00:46:50.940 I want to hear the exact wording of this. Like 00:46:50.940 --> 00:46:55.139 a military doctrine for... I don't know how you'd 00:46:55.139 --> 00:47:00.699 word that. uh unlawful orders unlawful direct 00:47:00.699 --> 00:47:04.219 orders it's your duty to to refuse and or kill 00:47:04.219 --> 00:47:08.400 them is there anywhere in the u .s military what 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:11.380 would it be protocols hold on let me see let 00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:13.400 me ask this thing how do you say what should 00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:16.739 i say i would say uh united states military doctrine 00:47:16.739 --> 00:47:20.059 um here hold on a sec say it to chat gpt ask 00:47:20.059 --> 00:47:22.079 it is there anywhere in the united states military 00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:28.730 doctrine where uh disobey of a um Fuck. I can't. 00:47:28.730 --> 00:47:34.489 I had it right there. A disavail of a unlawful 00:47:34.489 --> 00:47:38.050 order. Just type in what can a soldier do if 00:47:38.050 --> 00:47:39.710 they're... Is there any circumstance in which 00:47:39.710 --> 00:47:42.289 a soldier can kill his commanding officer if 00:47:42.289 --> 00:47:46.829 he's given an unlawful order? That works. That's 00:47:46.829 --> 00:47:50.519 a really complex and serious scenario. In general, 00:47:50.659 --> 00:47:54.019 a soldier is obligated to disobey unlawful orders. 00:47:54.440 --> 00:47:57.639 However, the use of lethal force against a commanding 00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.940 officer is almost never justified and would likely 00:48:00.940 --> 00:48:04.239 lead to severe legal consequences. If a soldier 00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:06.699 believes they are given an unlawful order, the 00:48:06.699 --> 00:48:09.019 correct course of action is to refuse the order 00:48:09.019 --> 00:48:11.880 and report it up the chain of command or to a 00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:14.420 higher authority, such as the military's inspector 00:48:14.420 --> 00:48:18.179 general or legal counsel. The military has established 00:48:18.179 --> 00:48:21.320 processes for handling unlawful orders to prevent 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:24.860 abuse and maintain discipline. In extreme circumstances, 00:48:25.179 --> 00:48:28.159 like an order to commit a war crime, the soldier's 00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:30.800 duty is to disobey and seek lawful intervention. 00:48:31.139 --> 00:48:33.659 But resorting to violence against a superior 00:48:33.659 --> 00:48:36.619 officer would almost certainly not be seen as 00:48:36.619 --> 00:48:38.880 a legal or justifiable response. Yeah, you can't 00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:42.449 just kill your commanding officer. You can, like, 00:48:42.610 --> 00:48:45.429 you know, get arrested. But in specific circumstances 00:48:45.429 --> 00:48:47.869 in Vietnam, they have killed commanding officers 00:48:47.869 --> 00:48:50.269 for trying to tell them to commit war crimes. 00:48:50.369 --> 00:48:52.869 Because he was like, if you don't do this, we'll 00:48:52.869 --> 00:48:55.889 kill you. I'll kill you. So it gets to the point 00:48:55.889 --> 00:49:00.989 where you disobeyed an unlawful order, and they 00:49:00.989 --> 00:49:03.010 said they're going to kill you if you don't follow 00:49:03.010 --> 00:49:06.389 that direct unlawful order. So they kill them. 00:49:06.809 --> 00:49:09.530 damn so there's been documented cases of that 00:49:09.530 --> 00:49:12.250 i of course chappy gpt is going to give you like 00:49:12.250 --> 00:49:15.869 the well you shouldn't do that type thing there's 00:49:15.869 --> 00:49:18.409 gonna be things but like i think you're asking 00:49:18.409 --> 00:49:20.849 like you're in the military yeah but like but 00:49:20.849 --> 00:49:23.469 like if like you're like in a war zone you're 00:49:23.469 --> 00:49:26.070 not going to be able to be like hey uh lieutenant 00:49:26.070 --> 00:49:31.000 this guy said i should rape children like what 00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:38.039 do I do here? But like, but like, like when you're 00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:40.179 like looking at, like when you're in fucking, 00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:42.980 when you're in country in Vietnam away from the 00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:45.260 fucking command post by like fucking 30 miles, 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:49.280 you can't do that. Yeah. So that's where situations 00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:51.860 like that happen because they're like, Oh, if 00:49:51.860 --> 00:49:53.360 you don't obey it, I'll kill you. And they're 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:55.460 like, all right, we'll kill you then. So it just 00:49:55.460 --> 00:49:57.780 gets to that point. And it's just like, when 00:49:57.780 --> 00:49:59.820 like you're told to rape children or he's going 00:49:59.820 --> 00:50:02.280 to kill you, that's an unlawful order and a direct 00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:07.139 threat to you. So you, in, in your, in the thing 00:50:07.139 --> 00:50:09.519 of disobeying an unlawful order, if they're going 00:50:09.519 --> 00:50:11.579 to use lethal force against you, you have to 00:50:11.579 --> 00:50:15.400 use lethal force against them. Damn. Yeah. So 00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:18.639 it's like shit like that. Like. Like it was, 00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.099 it's, it's basically being like, don't kill your 00:50:21.099 --> 00:50:24.760 commanding officer. However, it's in certain 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:28.239 circumstances we, but it's like, if you think 00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:30.019 about it, you're in the fucking, you're in the 00:50:30.019 --> 00:50:32.179 Rhine and fucking Germany during world war two. 00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:33.900 And your fucking commanding officer tells you 00:50:33.900 --> 00:50:36.340 to do that. And you're fucking 50 miles away 00:50:36.340 --> 00:50:38.920 from the command post. And what do you do in 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:41.260 that situation? Right. I mean, and that's just 00:50:41.260 --> 00:50:43.539 common sense at that point. Yeah. They got to 00:50:43.539 --> 00:50:46.000 kill this guy. But like, it's shit like that. 00:50:46.039 --> 00:50:49.780 Like, And you kind of see where it came from 00:50:49.780 --> 00:50:54.219 with that. It's rare, but there are circumstances 00:50:54.219 --> 00:50:58.000 where we have to do that. But America, we have 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:02.119 rules for war and shit like that. America follows 00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:04.119 the Geneva Convention, so we can't commit war 00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:07.460 crimes. And if you do commit war crimes, there's 00:51:07.460 --> 00:51:09.659 steep punishment, which normally means either 00:51:09.659 --> 00:51:12.699 life in prison or execution. Unless the people 00:51:12.699 --> 00:51:15.369 are brown. right then it doesn't matter yeah 00:51:15.369 --> 00:51:18.329 oh my god i saw yeah i saw like a meme it was 00:51:18.329 --> 00:51:20.670 like a family guy and it was like there's a chart 00:51:20.670 --> 00:51:23.130 of how dark people's skins are and they're like 00:51:23.130 --> 00:51:26.030 this one's an ice detainee and this one's a refugee 00:51:26.030 --> 00:51:31.070 oh like the white ones like a refugee right well 00:51:31.070 --> 00:51:33.329 dude it's like you know we talked about how bad 00:51:33.329 --> 00:51:35.570 the nazis were right because they were killing 00:51:35.570 --> 00:51:38.920 other white people Yeah, but it's like we killed. 00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:41.960 I think the death toll in the Middle East since 00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:44.619 9 -11 is close to a million. Yeah, I think it's 00:51:44.619 --> 00:51:47.780 in the 900 thousands, but that's a lot of fucking 00:51:47.780 --> 00:51:50.619 people. That's in 24 years. Hitler did that in 00:51:50.619 --> 00:51:54.150 six. Right. Hitler did 10 million because it's 00:51:54.150 --> 00:51:56.389 6 million Jews and 4 million others. I mean, 00:51:56.409 --> 00:51:58.849 if you have that many others, if you have just 00:51:58.849 --> 00:52:00.929 bombs dropping on your house from this foreign 00:52:00.929 --> 00:52:04.949 superpower, like in your fucking killing civilians, 00:52:05.070 --> 00:52:06.849 people are going to be like, yeah, I fucking 00:52:06.849 --> 00:52:08.829 hate America because they're dropping bombs on 00:52:08.829 --> 00:52:11.070 my house. Right. And it's just like making it 00:52:11.070 --> 00:52:13.809 worse. Every bomb is just adding fuel to the 00:52:13.809 --> 00:52:16.030 fire. I just feel like we should just leave that 00:52:16.030 --> 00:52:18.789 fucking sand pit alone, dude. I think we're going 00:52:18.789 --> 00:52:21.929 to now. It doesn't make sense. No, we're shelling 00:52:21.929 --> 00:52:24.329 fucking Yemen now. They're trying to... Dude, 00:52:24.510 --> 00:52:27.710 gotta shell somebody. Somebody's gotta get shelled. 00:52:28.429 --> 00:52:31.170 There's gotta be some shelling. We don't want 00:52:31.170 --> 00:52:33.469 to shut the faucet off completely. I like how 00:52:33.469 --> 00:52:37.190 we just fucking bomb different brown people every 00:52:37.190 --> 00:52:39.289 couple years. Well, yeah, you gotta switch it 00:52:39.289 --> 00:52:41.619 up, dude. You can't just keep... hammer in the 00:52:41.619 --> 00:52:43.400 same place over and over eventually we're gonna 00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:47.199 win so we want to like let it grow back up and 00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:48.800 then go somewhere else for a little while hammer 00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:52.079 them knock them down i mean we've been we've 00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:54.179 been in an actual cold war with russia the cold 00:52:54.179 --> 00:52:56.719 war never ended let's be fucking real we're still 00:52:56.719 --> 00:52:59.340 in the cold war it's cold war too bro we're not 00:52:59.340 --> 00:53:02.059 it's not cold war too it's just the fucking cold 00:53:02.059 --> 00:53:05.449 war never ended I think it ended in the 90s for 00:53:05.449 --> 00:53:08.849 a little bit. Quote unquote ended. It ended from 00:53:08.849 --> 00:53:13.230 1990 until Russia did 9 -11. That's right. They 00:53:13.230 --> 00:53:16.909 did, actually. We did solve that. Do you think 00:53:16.909 --> 00:53:18.510 there's ever going to be a direct conflict between 00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:21.849 Russia and the U .S.? Probably. I think next 00:53:21.849 --> 00:53:23.969 few years, probably. I think it's inevitable, 00:53:24.150 --> 00:53:26.690 but I don't think that it'll be like we think 00:53:26.690 --> 00:53:29.530 it's going to be. I agree. I think there's definitely 00:53:29.530 --> 00:53:31.090 going to be some direct contact, but it's going 00:53:31.090 --> 00:53:34.179 to fizzle out. Because people in charge are smart 00:53:34.179 --> 00:53:35.360 enough to stop it. We're never going to have 00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:39.340 a formal World War III ever again. We're not 00:53:39.340 --> 00:53:43.400 going to have a war like World War II. We have 00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:47.420 too many weapons of terrifying destruction to 00:53:47.420 --> 00:53:49.980 have an actively World War III. All it takes 00:53:49.980 --> 00:53:52.900 is one person. Push the button. No, but if World 00:53:52.900 --> 00:53:55.539 War III was the case, if we did go to a quote 00:53:55.539 --> 00:53:57.940 -unquote actual World War III, it would just 00:53:57.940 --> 00:54:00.440 be nukes. Like we wouldn't have like boots on 00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:02.639 the ground fighting like world war two because 00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:05.900 everybody's got a button that can blow up a fucking 00:54:05.900 --> 00:54:09.739 Capitol. Yeah. I, you know, I think even dude, 00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:11.380 we talk about nukes, like they're the biggest 00:54:11.380 --> 00:54:14.480 thing that was in the forties. We got space lasers, 00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:17.599 dude. Bro. Beyond that, I think the stuff that 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:20.159 they have now, like you don't even want to think 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:23.710 about. It's just so advanced. And I think we 00:54:23.710 --> 00:54:25.869 keep harping on the nuclear thing. We got Death 00:54:25.869 --> 00:54:28.210 Star type shit. I don't even know if another 00:54:28.210 --> 00:54:31.070 country could launch a nuke, honestly. What do 00:54:31.070 --> 00:54:32.710 you mean? Why do you think we have the Space 00:54:32.710 --> 00:54:36.050 Force? Why would you make an entire branch of 00:54:36.050 --> 00:54:39.889 the military for nothing? Because everybody's 00:54:39.889 --> 00:54:42.030 like, oh, Trump made the Space Force. It's like 00:54:42.030 --> 00:54:43.929 he made the Space Force for a fucking reason. 00:54:44.170 --> 00:54:47.230 He's probably like, we have that much shit up 00:54:47.230 --> 00:54:49.719 there? We need to make an entirely different 00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:53.380 fucking group to handle this. And the situations 00:54:53.380 --> 00:54:55.179 we don't even know about that have occurred in 00:54:55.179 --> 00:54:57.679 space. Yeah. Where he's like, okay, this is beyond 00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.539 the air force at this point. Like we're, we're 00:54:59.539 --> 00:55:01.340 going to make an entire group. That's just going 00:55:01.340 --> 00:55:03.260 to take care of space. Right. And then they just 00:55:03.260 --> 00:55:05.440 like made fun of it, but it's like. Dude, they 00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.340 have no idea what's actually going on. There's 00:55:07.340 --> 00:55:09.039 probably some shit that goes on in space that 00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:12.420 we don't fucking know anything about. With China, 00:55:12.659 --> 00:55:15.880 especially? I shit you not. I do think that there's 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:17.599 like a fucking base on the moon from multiple 00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:19.480 countries and we're actually fighting on the 00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:22.900 moon. Dude, I wouldn't doubt it, man. I wouldn't 00:55:22.900 --> 00:55:25.039 doubt that there's wars going on at different 00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:27.699 levels that we have no idea about. I seriously 00:55:27.699 --> 00:55:29.679 think that there's secret wars happening on the 00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:34.239 moon. The dark side of the moon, you can't see 00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:37.139 it with a telescope. You heard it here first, 00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:41.260 folks. Space wars on the moon. Dark side of the 00:55:41.260 --> 00:55:43.739 moon. You can't see the dark side of the moon. 00:55:43.940 --> 00:55:46.699 I guarantee you, I would put money on it that 00:55:46.699 --> 00:55:50.000 there's United States bases and China bases and 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:53.820 shit all on the dark side of the moon. I don't 00:55:53.820 --> 00:55:56.619 think we're at a full -on space war fucking thing, 00:55:56.639 --> 00:55:59.059 but I feel like they keep attacking each other's 00:55:59.059 --> 00:56:01.210 bases on the moon. I was actually watching a 00:56:01.210 --> 00:56:04.809 movie. There was Russians in the US and they 00:56:04.809 --> 00:56:07.909 fucking Russia and US went to war and like the 00:56:07.909 --> 00:56:10.789 people in the ISS were like, well, I guess we 00:56:10.789 --> 00:56:13.030 got to kill the fucking Russians now. They start 00:56:13.030 --> 00:56:18.210 trying to murder each other. Damn. Would you 00:56:18.210 --> 00:56:20.690 just like at that point, like if you killed like 00:56:20.690 --> 00:56:23.269 the other country people, would you just like 00:56:23.269 --> 00:56:25.829 throw them out the airlock? Yeah, it's like, 00:56:25.869 --> 00:56:27.309 what are you going to do with their body? Fuck 00:56:27.309 --> 00:56:29.670 it. You gotta just sit there and rot. Like, watch 00:56:29.670 --> 00:56:31.889 their body rot. They wouldn't rot. You don't 00:56:31.889 --> 00:56:34.769 think so? Space doesn't have bacteria. Eh, I 00:56:34.769 --> 00:56:36.670 think it would still rot, dude. Space doesn't 00:56:36.670 --> 00:56:39.389 have bacteria. Yeah. It actually wouldn't rot. 00:56:39.769 --> 00:56:41.829 In the space station, it would. If there was 00:56:41.829 --> 00:56:44.010 no microorganisms. But you just, if you just 00:56:44.010 --> 00:56:45.710 threw them out into space, they just, just as 00:56:45.710 --> 00:56:47.690 fast as throwing them out into space, and you 00:56:47.690 --> 00:56:49.289 circle around the Earth again, they're just like. 00:56:50.150 --> 00:56:52.750 They would probably just explode. Do you see 00:56:52.750 --> 00:56:54.710 that picture I sent of this, like, serial killer 00:56:54.710 --> 00:56:57.070 in, like, the 1800s and they fucking preserved 00:56:57.070 --> 00:56:59.590 his head in a glass? I saw that. And, like, even 00:56:59.590 --> 00:57:04.570 his hair looks intact. Ugh, yeah. God. Disgusting. 00:57:05.090 --> 00:57:08.250 It's awesome. I want to fucking be... You should, 00:57:08.309 --> 00:57:10.789 like, preserve my head when I die. You want to 00:57:10.789 --> 00:57:14.829 Walt Disney that shit? Yeah. I don't get the 00:57:14.829 --> 00:57:17.510 whole cryogenically freezing. Like, there's no 00:57:17.510 --> 00:57:20.510 way we're going to bring you back. Well, I think 00:57:20.510 --> 00:57:23.039 people are like, well... you know, there's nothing 00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:26.300 after this. So I want to stay here as long as 00:57:26.300 --> 00:57:28.820 possible. But like, even if like you're cryogenically 00:57:28.820 --> 00:57:31.659 frozen, they've tried to bring people back. Like 00:57:31.659 --> 00:57:34.019 even like they had like live volunteers that 00:57:34.019 --> 00:57:36.199 like did like cryogenically freezing to like 00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:39.599 get brought back like in X amount of time. But 00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:42.340 like they freeze you when you're alive. But when 00:57:42.340 --> 00:57:45.380 you come back, like crystals of ice form in your 00:57:45.380 --> 00:57:47.739 body and it like, like lacerates your fucking 00:57:47.739 --> 00:57:50.349 like. like your, your, your veins and stuff. 00:57:50.389 --> 00:57:53.130 So like, I don't, I don't know if there's a way 00:57:53.130 --> 00:57:55.909 that you'd be able to not fucking die coming 00:57:55.909 --> 00:57:58.730 back. Yeah. I think they try and inject you with 00:57:58.730 --> 00:58:00.869 this stuff that prevents your, your vessels. 00:58:00.929 --> 00:58:03.889 Yeah. But like they, they, they, everything that 00:58:03.889 --> 00:58:07.829 they've tried failed that we know of just like, 00:58:07.829 --> 00:58:10.949 just like it's illegal to clone the people because 00:58:10.949 --> 00:58:14.449 we can clone people. We've cloned organs and 00:58:14.449 --> 00:58:18.769 stuff. I'm pretty sure there's clones out there. 00:58:18.989 --> 00:58:23.070 It's illegal. It's a crime against humanity to 00:58:23.070 --> 00:58:26.309 clone somebody. Like, that's, like, in, like, 00:58:26.329 --> 00:58:29.389 a world thing. Like, the entire world, you can't 00:58:29.389 --> 00:58:32.469 clone humans. You can clone animals. You can't 00:58:32.469 --> 00:58:37.690 clone humans. Huh. But, like, if you did clone 00:58:37.690 --> 00:58:41.329 a human, do they get the rights of a person? 00:58:41.789 --> 00:58:44.070 they wouldn't have the same memories as the guy 00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:47.630 that got cloned. I think you treat them just 00:58:47.630 --> 00:58:49.929 like any other person. Just because they have 00:58:49.929 --> 00:58:51.869 the identical DNA doesn't make them any less 00:58:51.869 --> 00:58:54.510 of a person. Yeah, but if they had a clone and 00:58:54.510 --> 00:58:57.929 it was completely man -made, wouldn't that be... 00:58:57.929 --> 00:59:02.909 If we're talking religiously in that, I know 00:59:02.909 --> 00:59:04.869 you guys might not agree with it, but would that 00:59:04.869 --> 00:59:07.590 person have a soul if they were cloned? I think 00:59:07.590 --> 00:59:10.300 they would. But like the soul comes from God 00:59:10.300 --> 00:59:12.820 and if it was completely man -made. But you're 00:59:12.820 --> 00:59:14.599 just talking about a set of instructions, right? 00:59:14.780 --> 00:59:17.619 On how to build this person. Right? So there's 00:59:17.619 --> 00:59:21.179 twins. Yeah. So twins with identical DNA. There 00:59:21.179 --> 00:59:24.039 are, but they were both made by a fucking man 00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:27.119 and a woman. Yeah. So, I mean, what does it matter? 00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:28.699 It's just like having another twin. It's like 00:59:28.699 --> 00:59:30.480 you're making a delayed twin. What if there's 00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:34.260 a man and a woman scientist that clone the fucking 00:59:34.260 --> 00:59:37.679 human? I wouldn't want to clone myself though. 00:59:38.139 --> 00:59:41.179 Ugh, no. Fuck that. One of me is too many. There's 00:59:41.179 --> 00:59:43.099 a fucking clone. We should get your clone as 00:59:43.099 --> 00:59:46.000 a guest on the podcast. Fucking Tyler too. We 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:49.619 have AI Tyler. Yeah. Would you try to kill your 00:59:49.619 --> 00:59:53.639 clone? No. If there is a clone that was 33 years 00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:56.519 old, like it was like made at the same time that 00:59:56.519 --> 01:00:01.199 you were, would you try to kill it? And he was 01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:03.179 just like me? He's just like you, but there can 01:00:03.179 --> 01:00:05.239 only be one. If you had a clone, would you suck 01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:08.780 your own dick? No. I would not suck my clone's 01:00:08.780 --> 01:00:11.639 dick. But you'd jerk your own dick off. Yeah, 01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:18.360 I'd do it to me. There's people that would fuck 01:00:18.360 --> 01:00:19.760 themselves. Isn't that what the fucking Island 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:23.500 Boys did? Yeah. They made like an OnlyFans or 01:00:23.500 --> 01:00:24.800 something? Yeah, they were like sucking each 01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:27.599 other's dicks. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Yeah, 01:00:27.619 --> 01:00:30.599 but like, there's people that would fuck themselves. 01:00:31.710 --> 01:00:34.269 100%. I guarantee you there's humans out there 01:00:34.269 --> 01:00:36.230 that would fuck themselves. Of course they would. 01:00:36.329 --> 01:00:38.449 As a clone. They'd be like, well, it's not gay. 01:00:38.550 --> 01:00:41.090 I'm fucking myself, you know? Yeah, I mean, you're 01:00:41.090 --> 01:00:44.809 halfway to it when you're jerking off. But like, 01:00:44.929 --> 01:00:47.389 I would kill my clone. No, would you suck your 01:00:47.389 --> 01:00:50.289 own dick? No, I'd kill my clone. No, not a clone. 01:00:50.389 --> 01:00:53.369 Is it gay though? Is that gay? Only if you come 01:00:53.369 --> 01:00:55.210 in your own mouth. Well, Marilyn Manson did. 01:00:56.210 --> 01:01:01.260 Would you if you could though? No. I mean, everybody's 01:01:01.260 --> 01:01:03.800 tried at one point, but then like as an adult 01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:05.539 man, I'd like, nah, I don't even want to suck 01:01:05.539 --> 01:01:09.900 my own dick. Like as an adult man, that's not, 01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:12.000 you know, like sexed up hormones, like a fucking 01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:13.820 high schooler. I'm like, I don't want to suck 01:01:13.820 --> 01:01:15.860 my own dick. Can you imagine though, if you could 01:01:15.860 --> 01:01:19.980 just like, and just every day, just be like, 01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:22.280 start the day. Like, no, I'm not a man. What 01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:24.980 a good, what a good start to the day. I'm not 01:01:24.980 --> 01:01:29.760 a huge fan of blowjobs. Really? No. Wow. I don't 01:01:29.760 --> 01:01:32.699 like hand jobs or bullet jobs. Wow. Is anybody 01:01:32.699 --> 01:01:35.699 here into foot jobs? I've gotten a foot job a 01:01:35.699 --> 01:01:38.840 few times. Have you? Kyle Franklin. I do not 01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:41.639 like that at all. That is such a common thing. 01:01:41.820 --> 01:01:45.840 A common theme these days. If they don't actually 01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:50.039 lube it up, it's like fucking sandpaper. That's 01:01:50.039 --> 01:01:53.860 disgusting. Yeah, never mind. I'm going to keep 01:01:53.860 --> 01:01:55.360 this to myself. I'm not going to say anything. 01:01:57.279 --> 01:02:00.480 Why not? Let's have this conversation with my 01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:03.480 girlfriend. earlier about how like i'm like there's 01:02:03.480 --> 01:02:06.199 people that are actually into foot jobs and she's 01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:07.719 like you want me to give you one like joking 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.260 and i'm like now it'd be like the sahara right 01:02:10.260 --> 01:02:12.679 because i'm always making fun of her because 01:02:12.679 --> 01:02:15.119 her feet are dry a lot but just like you said 01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:17.340 like fucking it'd be like sandpaper you know 01:02:17.340 --> 01:02:19.780 but i feel like if like i guess if it was like 01:02:19.780 --> 01:02:22.440 a well taken care of like foot and like it was 01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:24.659 like lubed up it might feel good i mean most 01:02:24.659 --> 01:02:26.500 people are like working all day and they're on 01:02:26.500 --> 01:02:29.380 their feet and What if it's a clone that doesn't 01:02:29.380 --> 01:02:33.460 work and its feet are pristine? It doesn't do 01:02:33.460 --> 01:02:37.340 anything for me, dude. What if a girl is making 01:02:37.340 --> 01:02:39.019 out with another girl but jerking you off of 01:02:39.019 --> 01:02:42.059 their feet? Girl's making out with another girl 01:02:42.059 --> 01:02:44.280 and she's jerking. And that's all I can get in 01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:48.730 on it? For right now. For the start. I think 01:02:48.730 --> 01:02:50.949 you guys might need to quit porn. It doesn't 01:02:50.949 --> 01:02:53.389 do a damn thing for me, dude. I see it all the 01:02:53.389 --> 01:02:55.809 time. You guys might need to become each other's 01:02:55.809 --> 01:03:02.489 accountability partners. I don't know, man. Do 01:03:02.489 --> 01:03:06.869 you think Kanye has a right to say Heil Hitler 01:03:06.869 --> 01:03:09.369 in his new song? Do you think he should be able 01:03:09.369 --> 01:03:12.510 to fucking do that and not get banned? i mean 01:03:12.510 --> 01:03:14.989 if the song sucked i'd say he shouldn't say that 01:03:14.989 --> 01:03:17.369 but since it's fire it's fire yeah since that 01:03:17.369 --> 01:03:20.650 beat is fucking dank i'm gonna say yeah you can 01:03:20.650 --> 01:03:23.969 say whatever he wants so we heard it here first 01:03:23.969 --> 01:03:27.989 you can be racist but it has to sound good yeah 01:03:27.989 --> 01:03:31.510 dude and i think a lot of people are having that 01:03:31.510 --> 01:03:33.289 problem where they're like yo this song's fucked 01:03:33.289 --> 01:03:36.909 up but it's so good you know i like the chant 01:03:36.909 --> 01:03:39.530 with like the 30 dudes yeah that's like that 01:03:39.530 --> 01:03:44.130 you're like wow I feel that. Yeah. And so, uh, 01:03:44.210 --> 01:03:46.670 Tom Segura said like, I sent that clip to the 01:03:46.670 --> 01:03:49.550 chat. He said, um, he's like, I wish you would 01:03:49.550 --> 01:03:51.889 just change the lyrics a little bit and then 01:03:51.889 --> 01:03:54.389 re -release it because I want to bump this song, 01:03:54.510 --> 01:03:57.190 but I can't. Yeah. And that's how everybody feels, 01:03:57.210 --> 01:04:00.989 dude. It's not on any fucking streaming services 01:04:00.989 --> 01:04:02.929 though. It's like fucking like trying to find 01:04:02.929 --> 01:04:05.469 like, you know, like Al Qaeda videos or something. 01:04:05.909 --> 01:04:11.110 Something fucking illegal. Um, I like the part 01:04:11.110 --> 01:04:13.250 where they're right up in the face of the fucking 01:04:13.250 --> 01:04:17.849 black dudes. They're like pitch black. I was 01:04:17.849 --> 01:04:20.789 going to make that the cover for the episode, 01:04:20.849 --> 01:04:24.670 actually. Yeah, that's a little risky. Yeah, 01:04:24.690 --> 01:04:26.170 Tyler at the beginning of this episode thought 01:04:26.170 --> 01:04:28.610 we were going to fucking get canceled or banned 01:04:28.610 --> 01:04:31.070 or something. I think the first part of this 01:04:31.070 --> 01:04:32.869 episode is going to have to get fucking tanked 01:04:32.869 --> 01:04:35.530 if we fucking get a strike on our channel or 01:04:35.530 --> 01:04:38.579 something. Freedom of speech, bro. This is America. 01:04:38.780 --> 01:04:41.659 It's not fucking England. It's not fucking, you 01:04:41.659 --> 01:04:47.019 know, Israel. It's not fucking Palestine. I genuinely 01:04:47.019 --> 01:04:49.659 still don't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine 01:04:49.659 --> 01:04:52.460 anymore. They're just gonna fucking do war of 01:04:52.460 --> 01:04:56.139 extermination. They say fucking India and Pakistan 01:04:56.139 --> 01:04:58.360 are gonna be the cause of a nuclear war because 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:00.179 they have nukes, don't they? They're just gonna 01:05:00.179 --> 01:05:02.179 nuke each other and then we're gonna be fucking 01:05:02.179 --> 01:05:06.739 dealing with the aftermath of it. Yeah. You all 01:05:06.739 --> 01:05:09.119 right, Dan? I just thought about something. What'd 01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:12.360 you think about? Hold on a sec. Fuck. Well, while 01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:14.500 he's doing that, Casey, what are you doing right 01:05:14.500 --> 01:05:18.559 now? Just fucking vibing. What? Oh, hold on. 01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:21.679 Hold on a sec. I gotta make a phone call. Hold 01:05:21.679 --> 01:05:24.960 on. Stand by. Damn, making a phone call live 01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:28.780 on the podcast. Dan should fucking do a prank 01:05:28.780 --> 01:05:35.059 call. So, like, what? What would it take for 01:05:35.059 --> 01:05:40.840 you to care about a war? To care about a war? 01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:43.079 Well, think about it. If you had fucking people 01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:46.480 coming and invading your country, you'd fucking 01:05:46.480 --> 01:05:49.119 care about it. Yeah, I mean, I would. I'd care 01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:54.000 about that. But inherently, you don't fucking 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:57.519 care about... Do you care about the children 01:05:57.519 --> 01:06:00.920 in Palestine that are getting killed? I think 01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:02.639 it's a shitty situation, but we're not going 01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:05.019 to be able to do anything about it. But as like 01:06:05.019 --> 01:06:07.420 a Catholic or as a Christian, shouldn't you care 01:06:07.420 --> 01:06:11.539 about children getting killed? Well, they wouldn't 01:06:11.539 --> 01:06:13.739 care if Catholics got killed. So why should I 01:06:13.739 --> 01:06:17.039 care about them? The children? The children fucking 01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:20.519 are going to turn into them eventually. It's 01:06:20.519 --> 01:06:23.420 a harsh road to go down. I feel like it's a harsh 01:06:23.420 --> 01:06:27.260 world. You think the children are, you know, 01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:31.989 the children don't fucking care. Not yet. I think 01:06:31.989 --> 01:06:36.110 they can be taught that. But we could kind of 01:06:36.110 --> 01:06:39.769 intervene and step in. I don't want to fucking 01:06:39.769 --> 01:06:43.989 intervene. Why would we fucking put American 01:06:43.989 --> 01:06:45.889 troops on the ground to die? Why would we send 01:06:45.889 --> 01:06:48.769 Americans to die for fucking two countries that 01:06:48.769 --> 01:06:50.789 don't fucking care? Oh, I don't think we should 01:06:50.789 --> 01:06:55.030 get boots on the ground in Israel. Just fucking 01:06:55.030 --> 01:06:56.650 bomb the shit out of it. I feel like both sides 01:06:56.650 --> 01:07:00.880 are bad. Both sides are bad. Like, there's no 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:04.420 fucking, there's no reason. Do you care about 01:07:04.420 --> 01:07:07.880 Ukraine? I really don't care either way anymore. 01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:13.400 Like, it's just, it's people fighting for no 01:07:13.400 --> 01:07:15.840 reason. Would you care if England got bombed? 01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:21.900 I think I'm more isolationist. It would have 01:07:21.900 --> 01:07:25.659 to be, like, you know, a direct threat to us, 01:07:25.699 --> 01:07:29.769 I feel like. I would be like, well, that sucks, 01:07:29.789 --> 01:07:34.030 but I feel like that's the case. Yeah. What about 01:07:34.030 --> 01:07:36.530 NATO, though? Because don't we have a responsibility 01:07:36.530 --> 01:07:44.489 to defend our allies? Yeah. So if we had a world 01:07:44.489 --> 01:07:50.150 war, you got drafted, would you go to war? If 01:07:50.150 --> 01:07:53.969 I got drafted, yes. I would do what I have to. 01:07:54.650 --> 01:07:58.550 But you didn't agree with the war. I have a duty 01:07:58.550 --> 01:08:01.670 to my country, Casey. If I was fucking drafted, 01:08:01.730 --> 01:08:08.190 I'd go. I'm an American. I believe in America. 01:08:08.409 --> 01:08:11.050 But if I got drafted, I'd go to a war that I'd 01:08:11.050 --> 01:08:13.630 have to do. So do you think if you got drafted 01:08:13.630 --> 01:08:18.409 in Nazi Germany that you'd go to war? Everybody 01:08:18.409 --> 01:08:20.510 has loyalties to their country that they had 01:08:20.510 --> 01:08:23.270 to do. And basically in Germany, they didn't 01:08:23.270 --> 01:08:25.350 just fucking threaten you. They threatened your 01:08:25.350 --> 01:08:28.449 entire family. If I got drafted and I didn't 01:08:28.449 --> 01:08:30.390 go to war, they'd kill my wife and kids in front 01:08:30.390 --> 01:08:32.989 of me. Yeah. So do you think those people are 01:08:32.989 --> 01:08:36.270 like bad people? I don't think the standard Wehrmacht 01:08:36.270 --> 01:08:39.850 is bad people. The standard military, like just 01:08:39.850 --> 01:08:41.949 like run -of -the -mill military guys in Germany, 01:08:42.050 --> 01:08:44.489 they weren't bad guys. They were just humans. 01:08:44.729 --> 01:08:48.180 The SS, they're bad guys. But like the standard 01:08:48.180 --> 01:08:51.199 German soldier who just got fucking drafted into 01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:53.439 the military, they're not bad guys. They just 01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:56.260 they are on the wrong side. It's funny because 01:08:56.260 --> 01:08:59.060 didn't what did you say? The German army had 01:08:59.060 --> 01:09:01.939 more numbers than the like the Nazis, the SS. 01:09:02.260 --> 01:09:05.720 Yeah, the SS was the SS was a completely like 01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:07.880 separate special. It's not even the SS wasn't 01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:10.479 even technically considered military. Yeah. So 01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:12.460 technically they could have fucking prevented 01:09:12.460 --> 01:09:14.979 it if they just, you know, said, get the fuck 01:09:14.979 --> 01:09:17.289 out of here to the Nazis. Like, they had enough 01:09:17.289 --> 01:09:20.489 manpower to be like, this is bad. But, like, 01:09:20.550 --> 01:09:23.670 once one group gets in control, like, and everybody 01:09:23.670 --> 01:09:25.970 starts listening to them, it's like a chain of 01:09:25.970 --> 01:09:28.750 power. There was a lot of bad shit that fucking 01:09:28.750 --> 01:09:31.850 went on there. And I wouldn't want to be in the 01:09:31.850 --> 01:09:34.590 position that a German man was in at that point 01:09:34.590 --> 01:09:38.630 because you have to do what you got to do. You 01:09:38.630 --> 01:09:42.069 got to protect yourself and your family. What 01:09:42.069 --> 01:09:43.829 about Vietnam? You think you could go into Vietnam? 01:09:44.409 --> 01:09:47.409 Do you think you'd fucking move to Canada? Like 01:09:47.409 --> 01:09:50.090 I said, I'd have a duty in my country. I wouldn't 01:09:50.090 --> 01:09:52.649 fucking desert because I fucking got drafted. 01:09:53.989 --> 01:09:57.090 I feel like I would. That's just a me personally 01:09:57.090 --> 01:10:01.909 thing. Everybody else has a different look on 01:10:01.909 --> 01:10:06.310 it. But for me personally, I'd be like, yeah, 01:10:06.369 --> 01:10:10.250 I'd go because it's my duty as an American man 01:10:10.250 --> 01:10:14.359 that got drafted. I would have signed up. Oh, 01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:18.760 hold on. Yeah, we're back. So Casey had to kill 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:22.159 a spider, but yes, I would sign up. I would do 01:10:22.159 --> 01:10:29.140 it. Sign up for what? The military. If I was 01:10:29.140 --> 01:10:32.880 drafted, I'd go. Dude, that war got fucking prolonged 01:10:32.880 --> 01:10:36.500 for so long, and it was so pointless. And in 01:10:36.500 --> 01:10:39.600 the end, after 25 years... It doesn't even matter! 01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:42.680 In the end, after 25 years, when they fucking 01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:46.640 lost, like they got they fucking fell to communism 01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:49.539 because we weren't allowed to go into fucking 01:10:49.539 --> 01:10:52.560 like we pushed at the beginning of the war we 01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:55.300 pushed north vietnam all the way to the border 01:10:55.300 --> 01:10:57.979 of china yeah and then china said if you keep 01:10:57.979 --> 01:10:59.680 pushing we're gonna go to war with you and we're 01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:02.739 like we don't want to do that but then basically 01:11:02.739 --> 01:11:05.560 after that we couldn't push far enough into china 01:11:05.560 --> 01:11:09.069 or far enough into their their thing Because 01:11:09.069 --> 01:11:11.069 like America, we went in and we kicked the shit 01:11:11.069 --> 01:11:13.829 out of them until they we got pushed back because 01:11:13.829 --> 01:11:16.470 we weren't allowed to go into China. So we got 01:11:16.470 --> 01:11:18.369 pushed back far enough where they were able to 01:11:18.369 --> 01:11:21.029 dig in and like actively like make like tunnels 01:11:21.029 --> 01:11:23.010 and all that shit. And then we couldn't we couldn't 01:11:23.010 --> 01:11:25.069 kill them all. China always fucking ruins our 01:11:25.069 --> 01:11:27.390 shit. They always fucking ruin the fun. China's 01:11:27.390 --> 01:11:32.210 a fucking China's the fucking. The dick punchers 01:11:32.210 --> 01:11:35.590 of the fucking of us. It's like, all right, we 01:11:35.590 --> 01:11:38.010 got this done. And China's like, we're not going 01:11:38.010 --> 01:11:40.510 to do that, actually. It's like, fuck you, China. 01:11:40.590 --> 01:11:43.369 I was reading about the most dangerous position 01:11:43.369 --> 01:11:46.090 in the military was the guy who would go into 01:11:46.090 --> 01:11:49.130 the foxholes. Tunnel rat. Tunnel rat, yeah. Clear 01:11:49.130 --> 01:11:52.770 out the fucking Vietnamese in the foxholes. Dude, 01:11:52.810 --> 01:11:55.210 those fuckers didn't care. Those fuckers were 01:11:55.210 --> 01:11:58.050 brutal. You just get like fucking shot in the 01:11:58.050 --> 01:12:02.470 face, you know. dude the tunnel rats dude they 01:12:02.470 --> 01:12:04.770 they just fucking died like most of the tunnel 01:12:04.770 --> 01:12:09.050 rats died it was a problem so dan answer to that 01:12:09.050 --> 01:12:10.970 question that we asked you would you sign up 01:12:10.970 --> 01:12:13.770 if you were drafted or what if you if you were 01:12:13.770 --> 01:12:15.430 drafted would you go or would you try to desert 01:12:15.430 --> 01:12:18.529 the country i would go if i could like if it 01:12:18.529 --> 01:12:20.430 was something i believed in and it was like a 01:12:20.430 --> 01:12:24.149 defensive role i would do that so let's say if 01:12:24.149 --> 01:12:27.829 you objected to the war but you could be a combat 01:12:27.829 --> 01:12:30.640 medic without a weapon would you go Yeah, if 01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:32.920 I'm just helping people, I'll go. Because there 01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:36.800 are people that you can... There's a law after 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:41.060 World War II. If you wanted to... If you didn't 01:12:41.060 --> 01:12:43.319 want to kill, but you were drafted, you could 01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:45.939 be like, I'm a conscientious objector, but I'm 01:12:45.939 --> 01:12:47.500 not going to defer from military service. Yeah, 01:12:47.579 --> 01:12:50.539 I'd do that. It was like Hacksaw Ridge. I'm not 01:12:50.539 --> 01:12:52.439 going to defer from military service, but I will 01:12:52.439 --> 01:12:54.539 only serve as a medic. I would definitely do 01:12:54.539 --> 01:12:59.220 that. Because then you're not defying the country. 01:12:59.340 --> 01:13:02.300 You're not betraying your country. But you're 01:13:02.300 --> 01:13:03.819 not there to kill people. You're there to help 01:13:03.819 --> 01:13:05.119 people. Wouldn't you want to have a gun to fucking 01:13:05.119 --> 01:13:07.739 defend yourself? Almost all medics get at least 01:13:07.739 --> 01:13:12.539 a sidearm. But you can. Didn't that guy, though, 01:13:12.619 --> 01:13:15.039 that medic in the Hacksaw Ridge not carry a gun? 01:13:15.220 --> 01:13:17.880 Yeah. You have the right not to carry a gun. 01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:20.479 What an asshole. You have a right to not carry 01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:23.680 a gun in the battle. But almost. all medics have 01:13:23.680 --> 01:13:26.399 a pistol like for, and the pistols for self -defense 01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:28.819 only. Like that's why they give you a pistol. 01:13:28.880 --> 01:13:30.199 They don't give you an assault rifle because 01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:32.300 it's like, if you have a pistol, you're not going 01:13:32.300 --> 01:13:34.399 to use it to just like, be like, ah, you're going 01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:36.640 to like, if, if you're working on somebody and 01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:38.800 somebody's still attacking you, you use the pistol 01:13:38.800 --> 01:13:41.140 as self -defense. Right. I like how that dude 01:13:41.140 --> 01:13:43.159 just started fucking helping the Japanese after. 01:13:43.899 --> 01:13:46.300 That's what met like that, that in, in, in, uh, 01:13:46.460 --> 01:13:49.960 in the United States in almost every single war 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:53.300 that we've done. uh, our enemy soldiers, if there's 01:13:53.300 --> 01:13:55.539 an enemy soldier that was, that was injured on 01:13:55.539 --> 01:13:57.479 the battlefield, we would help them. Like we 01:13:57.479 --> 01:14:00.000 would actively like you, like the medics would 01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:02.979 help that person. They'd obviously be a POW afterwards, 01:14:03.100 --> 01:14:06.100 but if a person was dying and a medic could help 01:14:06.100 --> 01:14:08.880 them and there wasn't any other, like there wasn't 01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:10.899 one of our guys like right next to him that needed 01:14:10.899 --> 01:14:13.479 attention too. But like, if we got all our guys 01:14:13.479 --> 01:14:15.479 out and there's still guys out there, the medics 01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:17.420 would help them and they'd be POWs afterwards. 01:14:17.920 --> 01:14:19.920 Like, that's just like, that's a thing that America 01:14:19.920 --> 01:14:22.699 does. And people say America's not the good guys. 01:14:23.420 --> 01:14:26.380 Like, we even help our enemies even when, like, 01:14:26.420 --> 01:14:29.159 we help the fucking, like, German guys. If there's 01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:30.699 a German guy that was laying out there bleeding 01:14:30.699 --> 01:14:33.260 to death and we could help them, we would drag 01:14:33.260 --> 01:14:35.840 him in, fix him up. That was 80 years ago. I 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:38.199 think America was, like, the good guys 80 years 01:14:38.199 --> 01:14:41.600 ago, probably. We still do that. Bro, we're still 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:44.619 the good guys. What are you talking about, bro? 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.600 I don't know. I just think we bomb a lot of brown 01:14:47.600 --> 01:14:50.680 people. You can do that and still be the good 01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:52.300 guys. That's what makes us the good guys. But 01:14:52.300 --> 01:14:55.720 if we were in an actual... I'm joking, by the 01:14:55.720 --> 01:14:58.520 way. If we were in an actual wide conflict where 01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:00.319 they are drafting people again, I would sign 01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.840 up to be a medic. I wouldn't want to kill people. 01:15:03.939 --> 01:15:07.029 I'd want to go over and help people. Are you 01:15:07.029 --> 01:15:09.010 sure you want to do that? Yeah, I would. You 01:15:09.010 --> 01:15:10.409 don't even want to work on the ambulance anymore. 01:15:10.449 --> 01:15:12.630 Are you sure you want to go to war? I feel like 01:15:12.630 --> 01:15:16.229 I've always had a strong duty to my country and 01:15:16.229 --> 01:15:19.350 my family has a huge military background. And 01:15:19.350 --> 01:15:22.149 in every single American war, there's been at 01:15:22.149 --> 01:15:24.369 least one of my family members that fought in 01:15:24.369 --> 01:15:26.829 it or was a medic in it. Because a lot of my 01:15:26.829 --> 01:15:28.470 family members were either corpsmen or medics. 01:15:31.610 --> 01:15:33.810 I like, that's just kind of like a thing. Like, 01:15:33.829 --> 01:15:35.850 I think it's just in grounding to me. If America's 01:15:35.850 --> 01:15:40.449 at war, uh, you have to go. Yeah. Yeah. If it's 01:15:40.449 --> 01:15:42.510 like, if it's not some bullshit war, like Vietnam, 01:15:42.729 --> 01:15:46.090 like dude, Vietnam is the most bullshit war of 01:15:46.090 --> 01:15:48.729 this, this country's ever fought. But yeah, but 01:15:48.729 --> 01:15:50.829 like, I don't know if you guys have it, but both 01:15:50.829 --> 01:15:53.109 sides of my family, like if there's a war, the 01:15:53.109 --> 01:15:57.140 men in the family have to go to it. No. No, that's 01:15:57.140 --> 01:16:00.819 not true of society anymore. No, but for my family, 01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:04.060 that's just expected of you. If you're an of 01:16:04.060 --> 01:16:09.220 -age male, obviously if you're 30, unless we're 01:16:09.220 --> 01:16:11.779 at critical levels, you're not going to sign 01:16:11.779 --> 01:16:15.420 up. Saying I'm too old? You're not 30 yet, are 01:16:15.420 --> 01:16:19.680 you? No, in a month. damn dude the big 3 -0 yeah 01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:22.979 staring down the barrel but like if like if we 01:16:22.979 --> 01:16:25.359 went to like a global conflict right now i'd 01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:29.600 be like i'm just young enough to to to sign up 01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:32.640 and be like i do i'd be i'd go for medic and 01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:35.460 be like all right i'll i'll do this dude it's 01:16:35.460 --> 01:16:39.760 fucking crazy because it's just a different kind 01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:42.439 of like men are just different these days yeah 01:16:42.439 --> 01:16:45.739 like the men back then We're fucking, like... 01:16:45.739 --> 01:16:47.920 They would kill themselves if they got, like, 01:16:48.119 --> 01:16:51.800 unable to serve, like, papers. Like, if they 01:16:51.800 --> 01:16:53.359 were, like, medically, like, unable to do it, 01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:55.500 they'd kill themselves. I mean, now we're just 01:16:55.500 --> 01:16:58.060 so beta, though. Ellie Mag's like, I'm deaf in 01:16:58.060 --> 01:17:02.579 my left ear. I gotta fucking do it. But, like, 01:17:02.659 --> 01:17:05.340 it is... There are... We are... There's different 01:17:05.340 --> 01:17:08.020 men now. But, like, I feel like... There's enough 01:17:08.020 --> 01:17:10.100 people with like families like mine that have 01:17:10.100 --> 01:17:12.479 like just like such military ties that there'd 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:14.359 be people and then you just start have to act 01:17:14.359 --> 01:17:16.779 like after retards like me that fucking signed 01:17:16.779 --> 01:17:19.920 up because we have a fucking family pride or 01:17:19.920 --> 01:17:22.020 pride for your country. Then it'd be people getting 01:17:22.020 --> 01:17:23.939 drafted. Dude, all you have to do is say you're 01:17:23.939 --> 01:17:25.560 transgender. They won't let you in the military. 01:17:26.500 --> 01:17:29.239 But yeah. Yeah, there's that. But yeah, but like 01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:31.260 I would be like, but like my dumb ass because 01:17:31.260 --> 01:17:33.479 I have, you know, national and family pride. 01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:37.510 I go because that's just like. The reason why 01:17:37.510 --> 01:17:38.970 I didn't sign up for the military is because 01:17:38.970 --> 01:17:40.970 we weren't at a war that was worth fighting. 01:17:41.510 --> 01:17:45.010 But most of the men, if there was a war, when 01:17:45.010 --> 01:17:46.710 they turned 18, they signed up immediately. You 01:17:46.710 --> 01:17:51.529 didn't want to go find any WMDs in Iraq? We weren't 01:17:51.529 --> 01:17:54.149 technically... It's not a war. It wasn't labeled. 01:17:54.310 --> 01:17:57.149 There was no declaration of war. But if there 01:17:57.149 --> 01:18:00.729 was a declaration of war, I had like... My great 01:18:00.729 --> 01:18:04.409 -grandfather's way back. I had family members 01:18:04.409 --> 01:18:07.569 that fought in the Revolution, the Spanish -American 01:18:07.569 --> 01:18:13.350 War, the Civil War, the War of 1812. The Civil 01:18:13.350 --> 01:18:16.909 War on the South Side, right? Both sides, actually. 01:18:17.869 --> 01:18:19.970 General Lee. They were fighting each other. They 01:18:19.970 --> 01:18:22.250 were fighting each other, yeah. Where's Kyle 01:18:22.250 --> 01:18:25.689 Franklin? And then World War I, I had two family 01:18:25.689 --> 01:18:29.689 members in. World War II, I had... four family 01:18:29.689 --> 01:18:33.369 members in uh vietnam i had six family members 01:18:33.369 --> 01:18:39.569 in um korea i had two um uh vietnam was six then 01:18:39.569 --> 01:18:42.909 it was like the gulf war my uh three of my cousins 01:18:42.909 --> 01:18:46.270 went um the war in afghanistan and iraq i had 01:18:46.270 --> 01:18:49.710 four cousins go to like it's just like my whole 01:18:49.710 --> 01:18:53.090 family like it's just we're military like born 01:18:53.090 --> 01:18:55.189 like it's like we're not like military brats 01:18:55.189 --> 01:18:58.029 like living on the base and stuff but like I 01:18:58.029 --> 01:19:01.130 was always told from when I was a kid, if your 01:19:01.130 --> 01:19:02.850 country needs you, you sign up for the military. 01:19:03.189 --> 01:19:05.949 And if you don't, you're a coward and you're 01:19:05.949 --> 01:19:09.590 a disgrace to the family. Jesus Christ. So how 01:19:09.590 --> 01:19:12.850 come you feel such pride toward your country, 01:19:13.069 --> 01:19:18.670 but you criticize the state of New York, right? 01:19:18.930 --> 01:19:22.470 You criticize fucking Kathy Hochul and the government. 01:19:22.829 --> 01:19:26.380 The thing is, You have pride where you're where 01:19:26.380 --> 01:19:28.819 you're your your country. You don't have to like 01:19:28.819 --> 01:19:30.520 your government, but you have to have pride in 01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:33.359 where you come from. But you say New York sucks, 01:19:33.380 --> 01:19:37.880 right? New York does suck, but I'm a proud New 01:19:37.880 --> 01:19:40.100 Yorker. I just don't like the way our governments 01:19:40.100 --> 01:19:44.479 ran currently. I like the people that are around 01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:46.739 me. I like my family members. I like my friends. 01:19:46.880 --> 01:19:48.579 I like the state of New York. I like where I 01:19:48.579 --> 01:19:51.380 live. I like my country of America. I think America 01:19:51.380 --> 01:19:54.319 stands for something that is more than any of 01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:56.800 us. That's how I feel about the US. But this 01:19:56.800 --> 01:20:01.699 is how it should be. We all... like it's we we 01:20:01.699 --> 01:20:05.359 have a america stands for something we it stands 01:20:05.359 --> 01:20:07.640 for freedom it stands for all this or it's supposed 01:20:07.640 --> 01:20:10.899 to but i feel like you should have a pride in 01:20:10.899 --> 01:20:13.020 a country that you're from and i feel like that's 01:20:13.020 --> 01:20:14.859 another thing that we have a fucking problem 01:20:14.859 --> 01:20:17.960 with is that you're not allowed to be proud that 01:20:17.960 --> 01:20:20.479 you're an american anymore like if like you go 01:20:20.479 --> 01:20:22.819 hey i'm proud that i'm american there's like 01:20:22.819 --> 01:20:26.140 you're just some maga retard out there or like 01:20:26.140 --> 01:20:28.630 fucking whatever it's just like Dude, I'm just 01:20:28.630 --> 01:20:31.289 proud that I'm American. Like I want it. Like 01:20:31.289 --> 01:20:33.170 when I go to another country, I'm not going to 01:20:33.170 --> 01:20:35.189 be like, Oh, I'm American. No, I'm American. 01:20:35.409 --> 01:20:38.229 Like I'm American. That's what I am. I'm American. 01:20:38.310 --> 01:20:41.029 I can't change that. I'm American. So you might 01:20:41.029 --> 01:20:42.930 as well, it's something that you can't change. 01:20:42.970 --> 01:20:44.409 So it might as well be something that you're 01:20:44.409 --> 01:20:47.590 proud of. Yeah. I think, dude, I think it's like, 01:20:47.590 --> 01:20:50.310 you can't really refute that. America's the fucking. 01:20:51.119 --> 01:20:53.600 The most gangster country on earth. We're cowboys. 01:20:53.739 --> 01:20:55.960 That's irrefutable. But like the entire world 01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:57.520 calls us cowboys. Cause that's what we are. We 01:20:57.520 --> 01:20:59.800 go in, we fucking shoot first, ask questions 01:20:59.800 --> 01:21:02.520 later. Fucking we're like, they're like, Oh, 01:21:02.600 --> 01:21:04.699 cowboys are here. Like they literally like other 01:21:04.699 --> 01:21:06.539 countries, like, Oh, American cowboys are here. 01:21:06.579 --> 01:21:08.039 Fucking the Yanks are here. They're going to 01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:10.460 do some fucking insane shit. Like, have you ever 01:21:10.460 --> 01:21:12.420 read the fucking articles of people who fought 01:21:12.420 --> 01:21:14.199 against Americans? They're like, they're, they're 01:21:14.199 --> 01:21:16.039 unstoppable. Like you can't like, they're like. 01:21:16.460 --> 01:21:18.859 We killed an entire platoon of Americans, and 01:21:18.859 --> 01:21:22.460 the three guys that were left still won. They're 01:21:22.460 --> 01:21:24.220 like, they killed all of us, and there's three 01:21:24.220 --> 01:21:27.119 of them left. If they killed all of them, who 01:21:27.119 --> 01:21:31.539 was there to tell the story? No, but they won 01:21:31.539 --> 01:21:33.739 the battle, or they got the objective that they 01:21:33.739 --> 01:21:35.399 were supposed to, and there's only three of them 01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:37.420 left. And the other country is like, how the 01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:38.899 fuck did the Americans do that? They're like, 01:21:39.020 --> 01:21:42.029 Americans just don't give up. Like that's like, 01:21:42.050 --> 01:21:44.550 like when we're, when like you think of America 01:21:44.550 --> 01:21:46.609 and you think of how we're supposed to be, we're, 01:21:46.609 --> 01:21:49.029 we're not supposed to give up. We're, we don't 01:21:49.029 --> 01:21:51.590 give up. We're proud of where we came from. We 01:21:51.590 --> 01:21:54.229 fucking kick ass and take names type shit. Like 01:21:54.229 --> 01:21:56.949 we're, we should be out there. We kick ass and 01:21:56.949 --> 01:21:59.210 we take names. You're proud. We're proud to be 01:21:59.210 --> 01:22:01.130 Americans and we're not going to fucking give 01:22:01.130 --> 01:22:03.409 up till we win. I would argue the Japanese to 01:22:03.409 --> 01:22:06.039 that too. Like we don't give up. Like that's, 01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:07.880 that's why they fucking, you know, fought to 01:22:07.880 --> 01:22:09.739 the death in every single battle. But like, that's 01:22:09.739 --> 01:22:11.359 like the thing, like that's just one of the things 01:22:11.359 --> 01:22:13.439 that we're known for is just not giving up. And 01:22:13.439 --> 01:22:15.880 I feel like as Americans, we should be proud 01:22:15.880 --> 01:22:17.939 of the fact that we don't fucking give up. Like 01:22:17.939 --> 01:22:20.260 that should be like, I don't know. I think it's 01:22:20.260 --> 01:22:22.260 just because my, my whole family's like been 01:22:22.260 --> 01:22:24.779 like, you know, military brainwashed maybe or 01:22:24.779 --> 01:22:27.539 something, but like. But like all of us, like 01:22:27.539 --> 01:22:29.180 we're told by like our grandfathers and stuff, 01:22:29.220 --> 01:22:31.619 there's like you're American. You kick ass, take 01:22:31.619 --> 01:22:33.979 names like you. You should be proud of where 01:22:33.979 --> 01:22:36.159 you came from. And if there's a fucking threat 01:22:36.159 --> 01:22:39.720 to the world or America or the world, you should 01:22:39.720 --> 01:22:41.340 go out there and you should kick ass and take 01:22:41.340 --> 01:22:43.020 names. And if you die, it's for a good cause. 01:22:43.739 --> 01:22:45.279 And it's just like, and you should be willing 01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:47.739 to put your life down for a good cause. Hell 01:22:47.739 --> 01:22:49.800 yeah. That's why you fucking joined the revolution, 01:22:49.979 --> 01:22:53.500 bro. What is that? Wang Chung, Wang Chung. It's 01:22:53.500 --> 01:22:55.500 like, I forget what it is. There's some saying 01:22:55.500 --> 01:22:57.939 anyway, carry on. But like, it's like one of 01:22:57.939 --> 01:22:59.779 those things, but like, I think that just because 01:22:59.779 --> 01:23:02.039 that's just what it was when I was like growing 01:23:02.039 --> 01:23:04.140 up and every single one of our family members 01:23:04.140 --> 01:23:07.399 was told that it's just like you. you're you're 01:23:07.399 --> 01:23:09.359 proud to be an american we're proud to be an 01:23:09.359 --> 01:23:12.300 american like just they're like and like one 01:23:12.300 --> 01:23:14.279 of the things that i was always told by like 01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:16.100 my grandparents like my parents like you should 01:23:16.100 --> 01:23:18.899 never have a shame in where you came from like 01:23:18.899 --> 01:23:21.539 anybody tells you that it's it's a shame to be 01:23:21.539 --> 01:23:23.199 an american you tell them to go fuck them unless 01:23:23.199 --> 01:23:26.739 you're from lansingburg Unless you're from Lansing, 01:23:26.739 --> 01:23:29.140 but fuck those guys. But like, they're like, 01:23:29.220 --> 01:23:31.680 you shouldn't like, if someone like tries to 01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:33.239 shit on you for being American, you tell them 01:23:33.239 --> 01:23:34.819 to go fuck themselves. I've never had anybody 01:23:34.819 --> 01:23:36.460 try and shit on me for being American. I've had 01:23:36.460 --> 01:23:40.140 people online. Online, yeah, the comments. No, 01:23:40.260 --> 01:23:42.779 the comments are like, you know, call of duty. 01:23:42.819 --> 01:23:44.140 They're like, oh, I'm a fucking American. I'm 01:23:44.140 --> 01:23:46.199 like, fuck you, man. I'm a fucking American. 01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:50.279 I'm proud. Yeah, there's this. guy in the comments 01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:53.180 on the facebook or the uh yeah it was a facebook 01:23:53.180 --> 01:23:55.659 uh microsoft flight simulator group and he's 01:23:55.659 --> 01:23:59.659 like somehow they got in a like a conflict about 01:23:59.659 --> 01:24:03.100 fucking donald trump on that group And, uh, this 01:24:03.100 --> 01:24:05.000 guy was like, he's from Australia and he's like, 01:24:05.060 --> 01:24:08.319 oh, fucking Americans. Like, uh, fucking your 01:24:08.319 --> 01:24:10.500 country is so retarded. Like, doesn't that like 01:24:10.500 --> 01:24:13.939 set a fire in you? Oh yeah. I can be like, I 01:24:13.939 --> 01:24:15.739 fucking hate America right now. I hate our government. 01:24:15.779 --> 01:24:17.420 But then somebody is just like, yeah, fuck America. 01:24:17.479 --> 01:24:21.260 You guys are a bunch of like, Hey, Hey, no, I'm 01:24:21.260 --> 01:24:23.960 American. You can't say that to me. Fuck that. 01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:26.460 But this guy's like, I'm like, dude, you're saying 01:24:26.460 --> 01:24:29.880 this on. on an American social media platform 01:24:29.880 --> 01:24:33.439 talking about an American video game where you 01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:36.939 fly American airplanes, probably using an American 01:24:36.939 --> 01:24:39.260 made cell phone. Yeah. Like our American design 01:24:39.260 --> 01:24:42.399 trade center. Right. It's like, dude, what the 01:24:42.399 --> 01:24:45.560 fuck, bro? Like we're obviously like we run shit. 01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:47.680 Get over it. That is a thing though. Like whenever 01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:50.600 I get fired up when anybody's like, Oh America. 01:24:50.819 --> 01:24:53.340 Yeah. You guys are stupid. I'm like, Hey, no. 01:24:54.619 --> 01:24:56.939 But like, like Americans can like, like talk 01:24:56.939 --> 01:24:59.119 about how shitty America is sometimes. But then 01:24:59.119 --> 01:25:01.199 as soon as a fucking English person or something 01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:03.100 comes in there, it's like, yes, America's stupid. 01:25:03.140 --> 01:25:06.159 Everybody turns on like, hey, fuck you. You don't 01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:08.260 get to say that. Right. It's like when you can 01:25:08.260 --> 01:25:10.079 make fun of your brother. Yeah. If somebody else 01:25:10.079 --> 01:25:11.319 starts making fun of your brother, it's like, 01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:13.699 no, fuck you. Fuck that. Yeah. Like, it's just 01:25:13.699 --> 01:25:15.380 like, I make fun of my brother constantly, but 01:25:15.380 --> 01:25:16.800 if somebody fucking made fun of my brother, I 01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:18.819 punch him in the face. Right. Like I call my 01:25:18.819 --> 01:25:20.659 brother an autistic weirdo all the time, but 01:25:20.659 --> 01:25:22.079 if somebody else called my brother an autistic 01:25:22.079 --> 01:25:24.159 weirdo, I'm going to punch him in the face. Right. 01:25:24.659 --> 01:25:26.720 I was, I had this patient the other day who had 01:25:26.720 --> 01:25:28.340 like a British accent. I'm like, where are you 01:25:28.340 --> 01:25:31.010 from? And he's like. I was born in Canada, but 01:25:31.010 --> 01:25:32.789 I was like raised in England, but I've been in 01:25:32.789 --> 01:25:35.510 America 40 years. That's insane. He's like, I'm 01:25:35.510 --> 01:25:37.590 an American. I'm an American. I'm like, all right, 01:25:37.670 --> 01:25:40.050 bro. I'm just asking. I'm not going to fucking 01:25:40.050 --> 01:25:43.869 call ice or some shit. But you know what? I say, 01:25:43.930 --> 01:25:47.729 God bless America and God bless our troops and 01:25:47.729 --> 01:25:51.909 start your engines. Where's that from? The NASCAR 01:25:51.909 --> 01:25:54.590 fucking. Daytona 500 start. They always have 01:25:54.590 --> 01:25:56.949 a celebrity come in and they're just like, I 01:25:56.949 --> 01:26:00.850 got three things to say. God bless America. God 01:26:00.850 --> 01:26:05.329 bless our troops. Hey, gentlemen, start your 01:26:05.329 --> 01:26:14.989 engines. All right, with that. Get the fucking 01:26:14.989 --> 01:26:18.210 game of Jeopardy. Yeah, the fucking thing's still 01:26:18.210 --> 01:26:22.399 not fucking. Oh, this isn't working? Yeah, we 01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:24.399 need to put more batteries in it. Oh, it's on? 01:26:24.600 --> 01:26:28.119 I put more batteries in it. Let's go! Welcome 01:26:28.119 --> 01:26:35.619 back to Jeopardy. Welcome back. Here's your 33 01:26:35.619 --> 01:26:39.100 -time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking go. Let's 01:26:39.100 --> 01:26:44.359 fucking go. 14 -time winner, Dan. I think 14, 01:26:44.640 --> 01:26:50.220 right? I don't know. So 33 plus 14 is what? 33 01:26:50.220 --> 01:26:53.340 plus 14. Hold on, let's do the math. 47. Hold 01:26:53.340 --> 01:26:56.380 on, hold on. Give me enough time. 47. How many 01:26:56.380 --> 01:27:00.060 times has Ally Mac won? Six. Six. And I won twice. 01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:06.560 53. So 55. So we played 55 times. Yeah, this 01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:09.939 is actually number 56. i like label them with 01:27:09.939 --> 01:27:12.680 the numbers so this is the 56th time that we 01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:15.859 played and out of the 56 times we played i've 01:27:15.859 --> 01:27:19.800 won 33 i've won more than half but i also played 01:27:19.800 --> 01:27:26.399 twice i've won more than half all right jesus 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:33.539 christ oh give me one second i'm just brushing 01:27:33.539 --> 01:27:38.880 up on my geography I just had chat GPT give me 01:27:38.880 --> 01:27:41.119 10 facts. There you go. I like it. Dance, fighting, 01:27:41.180 --> 01:27:44.300 geography. Categories today, we've got British 01:27:44.300 --> 01:27:49.060 -isms. I fucking hate the British. Ridiculous 01:27:49.060 --> 01:27:53.699 numbers. Jingle all the way. Sports ball cinema. 01:27:54.180 --> 01:27:57.800 Cool. State nicknames and punctuation marks. 01:27:58.260 --> 01:28:06.229 Let's do sports ball. Sports ball cinema. 200. 01:28:08.670 --> 01:28:13.069 ESPN began airing a special ESPN 8 The Ocho block 01:28:13.069 --> 01:28:16.409 of obscure sports coverage in 2017. What is dodgeball? 01:28:16.609 --> 01:28:22.989 Yes. As a homage to this comedy. Dan, put down 01:28:22.989 --> 01:28:25.109 your fucking phone. You can't cheat. I'm not 01:28:25.109 --> 01:28:28.270 cheating. I'm studying geography. I like it, 01:28:28.289 --> 01:28:32.720 Dan. Let's continue in sports ball. 400. Samuel 01:28:32.720 --> 01:28:35.180 L. Jackson plays a strict basketball coach in 01:28:35.180 --> 01:28:39.279 this 2005 movie. Fuck. Oh, I know the movie. 01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:44.880 It's like Samuel L. Jackson basketball movie. 01:28:45.060 --> 01:28:49.279 Oh, no. I'm looking up geography. I don't know. 01:28:49.340 --> 01:28:51.100 I would have buzzed that. Yeah, I don't know. 01:28:51.579 --> 01:29:00.939 Coach Carter. Fuck. Continue. 600. You can wager 01:29:00.939 --> 01:29:03.060 up to a thousand. Let's wager a thousand. Let's 01:29:03.060 --> 01:29:04.420 make it a true Daily Double. True Daily Double. 01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:07.859 This movie focused on the 1971 integration of 01:29:07.859 --> 01:29:10.140 a Virginia high school football team. What is 01:29:10.140 --> 01:29:13.279 Remember the Titans? Yeah. That was a good movie. 01:29:13.479 --> 01:29:16.000 It was a fantastic movie. I love that movie. 01:29:16.640 --> 01:29:19.439 Makes me cry every time. I'm studying geography. 01:29:20.939 --> 01:29:25.300 Sportsball movies. 800. This baseball movie features 01:29:25.300 --> 01:29:28.319 a team of misfit kids, a giant dog, and a... 01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:31.439 What is the Sandlot? Fuck! I can't think of the 01:29:31.439 --> 01:29:39.119 name of it! Goddamn, Tyler. Continue. 1000. What 01:29:39.119 --> 01:29:42.840 is Air Bud? No. I'm joking. This basketball comedy 01:29:42.840 --> 01:29:45.260 stars Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon, the player 01:29:45.260 --> 01:29:48.460 owner... What is Semi -Pro? Yes. Jesus Christ. 01:29:49.939 --> 01:29:57.680 Goddamn. I really do. You got Britishisms, ridiculous 01:29:57.680 --> 01:30:00.560 numbers, jingle all the way, state nicknames, 01:30:00.560 --> 01:30:03.359 punctuation marks. I was expecting a league of 01:30:03.359 --> 01:30:07.760 their own to be in there, but... State nicknames. 01:30:08.439 --> 01:30:15.579 200. Jesus fucking Christ. You got 3 ,000. I'll 01:30:15.579 --> 01:30:20.420 do 500. 500. We hope the HBO subscribers call 01:30:20.420 --> 01:30:23.100 this state the Sopranos state. What is it, New 01:30:23.100 --> 01:30:29.920 Jersey? Yep. I woke up this morning and got the 01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:34.779 old silver gun. Dude, that's such a good fucking 01:30:34.779 --> 01:30:36.939 joke. Dude, I genuinely just started watching 01:30:36.939 --> 01:30:38.699 The Sopranos again. You're gonna start talking 01:30:38.699 --> 01:30:41.079 like him soon. That's what happens. You can go 01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:44.380 to the fridge. You know, I just... You're like 01:30:44.380 --> 01:30:50.079 a bro. Tyler's fake. State nicknames. 400. Some 01:30:50.079 --> 01:30:52.640 call it the Silver State, but I want to strike 01:30:52.640 --> 01:30:58.579 gold in this jackpot state. What is Nevada? Nevada? 01:30:59.359 --> 01:31:03.260 Las Vegas. The Silver State. Alright, well, this 01:31:03.260 --> 01:31:07.720 one's a wash. Jesus fuck Christ. Keep going with 01:31:07.720 --> 01:31:11.380 states. 600. Illinois may be the land of Lincoln, 01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:13.899 so this state could be called the Land of Truman. 01:31:14.199 --> 01:31:17.739 Also called the Show Me State. Oh, fuck. Oh, 01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:26.380 I know it. Show me state. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, God. 01:31:26.560 --> 01:31:28.399 I'm going to fucking hate myself for not knowing 01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:35.899 this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey, ChatGPT, give me 10 01:31:35.899 --> 01:31:38.239 geography facts. Okay, just fucking whatever. 01:31:38.380 --> 01:31:44.939 Just cut it. What the fuck? Cut it. That would 01:31:44.939 --> 01:31:52.130 be... Missouri. Missouri? Missouri. I didn't 01:31:52.130 --> 01:31:53.350 even know that was really a state. I thought 01:31:53.350 --> 01:31:57.930 that was a city. Tyler's pick. Where's the music? 01:31:58.069 --> 01:32:01.029 Continue. It cut out because I signed out of 01:32:01.029 --> 01:32:06.270 YouTube and I had to sign back in. Okay. Continue. 01:32:07.489 --> 01:32:10.710 Onward. 800. This state is nicknamed the Granite 01:32:10.710 --> 01:32:13.029 State. Also the name of a Breaking Bad episode 01:32:13.029 --> 01:32:26.500 set there. Anyone? Hold on. Hold on. Hold the 01:32:26.500 --> 01:32:30.380 fuck on. Alright, so let's think about it. There's 01:32:30.380 --> 01:32:34.079 Arizona, where it's set. No, New Mexico. New 01:32:34.079 --> 01:32:38.899 Mexico, Arizona, Utah, California. And there's 01:32:38.899 --> 01:32:40.520 another one here. I can't think of what it is. 01:32:40.539 --> 01:32:43.659 Colorado. Those are all... What is Colorado? 01:32:45.159 --> 01:32:50.920 Oh, no, dear. I think New Mexico is next to California. 01:32:53.680 --> 01:32:56.619 That would be New Hampshire. Oh, dude. Wait, 01:32:56.659 --> 01:32:59.979 whoa. That is nowhere close. At the end of the 01:32:59.979 --> 01:33:03.380 series, he hides out New Hampshire as a fugitive. 01:33:03.659 --> 01:33:06.439 Oh, really? Oh. I was just thinking, do you remember 01:33:06.439 --> 01:33:08.539 the episode where he's at the four intersections 01:33:08.539 --> 01:33:10.539 of the states? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Skyler's there, 01:33:10.619 --> 01:33:13.380 yeah. Four corners. Yeah, four corners. Yeah, 01:33:13.380 --> 01:33:15.479 but that's... I always wanted to go to the four 01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:17.840 corners. I got that right, right? Arizona, Utah. 01:33:18.750 --> 01:33:22.890 New Mexico and Colorado. And then I think California's 01:33:22.890 --> 01:33:26.770 connected on the west side. Yeah. Tyler's pick. 01:33:27.210 --> 01:33:30.850 States. 1 ,000. This least populous state is 01:33:30.850 --> 01:33:33.369 nicknamed the Equality State, which is ironic 01:33:33.369 --> 01:33:36.909 because it's run by Republicans. What is it, 01:33:36.949 --> 01:33:43.050 Rhode Island? No. What is Alaska? No. What? I 01:33:43.050 --> 01:33:44.670 thought Rhode Island was the least populous state. 01:33:44.729 --> 01:33:46.149 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't time it out. 01:33:46.890 --> 01:33:50.789 The least populous? It was either Alaska or fucking, 01:33:50.970 --> 01:33:53.729 or I thought it was Rhode Island. Rhode Island's 01:33:53.729 --> 01:33:55.489 the least populated state. It's not, though. 01:33:55.569 --> 01:33:57.930 Hold on. Hold on. Don't time this out. I gotta 01:33:57.930 --> 01:34:01.010 get my points back. Rhode Island's not the least 01:34:01.010 --> 01:34:03.970 populated state? No. Just the smallest state. 01:34:05.090 --> 01:34:09.449 And it's Republican. What is Montana? Oh, no. 01:34:10.210 --> 01:34:12.630 Fuck, I'm so far in the next. You're fucked. 01:34:15.220 --> 01:34:19.819 Nope. Anyone? That's Wyoming. Fuck. Tyler, you 01:34:19.819 --> 01:34:22.500 got Britishisms, ridiculous numbers, jingle all 01:34:22.500 --> 01:34:25.300 the way, punctuation marks. I'll just do Britishisms. 01:34:26.520 --> 01:34:29.119 Nope. Nope. Jingle all the way. Jingle all the 01:34:29.119 --> 01:34:32.840 way. For 200, the best part of waking up is this 01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:36.899 brand in your cup. Fulgers. Fuck. You actually 01:34:36.899 --> 01:34:39.960 got that. Tyler got it. Give me one. Give me 01:34:39.960 --> 01:34:43.239 one. I'll give it to you. Come on. 200, Dan. 01:34:45.460 --> 01:34:47.680 Same category? Yeah, same category. 400. I'm 01:34:47.680 --> 01:34:49.739 stuck on this brand because it doesn't stick 01:34:49.739 --> 01:34:53.619 on me. Band -Aid. Dude, how did you get that 01:34:53.619 --> 01:34:58.060 from that? I am stuck. Band -Aid. Dude, you said 01:34:58.060 --> 01:35:02.000 that before he even got the third word out. Tyler 01:35:02.000 --> 01:35:06.819 Speck. I guess we'll keep going jingles. Give 01:35:06.819 --> 01:35:09.420 me a break when eating this candy. What is Kit 01:35:09.420 --> 01:35:12.319 Kat bar? Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm taking the fucking 01:35:12.319 --> 01:35:15.869 headphones off because. You can hear you faster 01:35:15.869 --> 01:35:19.170 without the headphones. That's not true. Definitely 01:35:19.170 --> 01:35:22.270 because there's a delay. I guess keep going. 01:35:22.449 --> 01:35:25.850 800. Go and buy this brand of shoes. Just do 01:35:25.850 --> 01:35:37.550 it. Fuck. Jesus Christ. 1000. The jingle for 01:35:37.550 --> 01:35:42.189 this brand of cereal is an onomatopoeia. Rice 01:35:42.189 --> 01:35:46.119 Krispies. Yeah. What the fuck? Snap, crackle, 01:35:46.119 --> 01:35:51.340 pop. Jesus Christ. Not looking good, Dan. Tyler, 01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:54.100 you got Britishisms, ridiculous numbers, punctuation 01:35:54.100 --> 01:36:01.159 marks. British? Britishisms for 200. A lift. 01:36:03.140 --> 01:36:05.859 What's the American translation? What is a ride? 01:36:06.500 --> 01:36:10.619 No. What is an elevator? An elevator, yes. Yeah, 01:36:10.739 --> 01:36:14.699 it is an elevator. Like, as soon as... Yeah, 01:36:14.859 --> 01:36:21.380 yep. Dan's peg. Same category. 400, snogging. 01:36:22.720 --> 01:36:27.119 Just kissing. That was a question already. Maybe 01:36:27.119 --> 01:36:35.460 a long time ago. Yeah, it was. Tyler's peg. I 01:36:35.460 --> 01:36:42.159 guess British. 600, knackered. Knackered? That 01:36:42.159 --> 01:36:44.359 sounds like a racial slur. That does sound like 01:36:44.359 --> 01:36:50.739 a racial slur. Oof, that was close. I was tired. 01:36:51.500 --> 01:36:58.039 Ow. I thought knackers. I don't know. Keep going. 01:36:58.539 --> 01:37:08.510 800, I'm pissed. I'm drunk? Yes. Correct. Are 01:37:08.510 --> 01:37:15.250 you taking the piss? Same category for a thousand. 01:37:15.630 --> 01:37:21.710 Posh. Posh. What is fancy? Yeah. What's house 01:37:21.710 --> 01:37:27.350 fancy? Yeah, Dan. Dan, you got ridiculous numbers, 01:37:27.449 --> 01:37:32.449 punctuation marks. Punctuation marks. 200. This 01:37:32.449 --> 01:37:34.949 symbol located above the number seven on a keyboard 01:37:34.949 --> 01:37:41.739 usually means and. Can I draw it out for you? 01:37:41.779 --> 01:37:44.720 No, the name of the symbol. It's the and symbol. 01:37:44.859 --> 01:37:47.340 That's what I call it. It's a name for it. Who 01:37:47.340 --> 01:37:50.720 the fuck knows the name of that? People that 01:37:50.720 --> 01:37:53.279 speak English, I don't know. It's the fucking 01:37:53.279 --> 01:37:57.560 and sign. I know. It'd be an ampersand. Yeah, 01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:00.939 like, we'll fucking know that. Tyler's pick. 01:38:02.500 --> 01:38:04.859 No, it's Dan's pick. No, Dan's pick. Same category. 01:38:05.500 --> 01:38:08.020 This fluctuation mark is commonly used as a symbol 01:38:08.020 --> 01:38:14.619 for mental health awareness. Oh, fuck. I know 01:38:14.619 --> 01:38:19.239 it, if you don't. Is it a... Is it a quotation 01:38:19.239 --> 01:38:24.020 mark? What did Tyler say? It's a semicolon. Oh, 01:38:24.020 --> 01:38:27.539 fuck. You're not finished yet. We talked about 01:38:27.539 --> 01:38:29.979 this like three weeks ago, I think. You're not 01:38:29.979 --> 01:38:33.479 finished yet. I knew people got it as a tattoo. 01:38:34.640 --> 01:38:38.699 Next one. 600. This symbol is commonly used to 01:38:38.699 --> 01:38:43.380 form contractions and even some names. What is 01:38:43.380 --> 01:38:49.300 a dash? No. Actually, that's actually... What's 01:38:49.300 --> 01:38:54.720 an apostrophe? Yeah. Fuck. Dan was right. Yeah, 01:38:54.720 --> 01:38:57.960 I was right. That's not a dash. That is actually 01:38:57.960 --> 01:39:00.699 used in names, a dash. But an apostrophe also 01:39:00.699 --> 01:39:03.880 is. But it's also... What was the first part 01:39:03.880 --> 01:39:06.859 of that question? It was contractions and people's 01:39:06.859 --> 01:39:09.439 names. Yes, and you can't use a slash. Actually, 01:39:09.439 --> 01:39:12.380 a dash would form a contraction, too. So we're 01:39:12.380 --> 01:39:16.239 both right? Yeah. Alright, we'll go for 800. 01:39:17.920 --> 01:39:20.739 You might find this symbol next to Lance Armstrong's 01:39:20.739 --> 01:39:25.640 name in the record books. What's an asterisk? 01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:30.430 Yeah. Why would it be an asterisk? Because he 01:39:30.430 --> 01:39:34.810 cheats. So it'd be kind of like a side thing. 01:39:36.729 --> 01:39:39.489 Yeah, like if you cheat in sports, you get an 01:39:39.489 --> 01:39:42.229 asterisk. Like if you're on steroids in baseball, 01:39:42.470 --> 01:39:46.270 your home run record is like asterisks. Oh, I've 01:39:46.270 --> 01:39:49.649 never heard that. 1 ,000. In recent years, this 01:39:49.649 --> 01:39:52.550 punctuation mark might be commonly called a hashtag. 01:39:53.670 --> 01:40:01.189 Oh, fuck. Pound. What's pound? Pound. Jesus Christ. 01:40:01.189 --> 01:40:05.350 What's happening to me right now? I'm just smashing 01:40:05.350 --> 01:40:09.149 your head into concrete. You got ridiculous numbers. 01:40:09.670 --> 01:40:12.069 He's already dead. His face is just in the concrete. 01:40:12.890 --> 01:40:16.909 For $200, YouTube Mega Personality MrBeast's 01:40:16.909 --> 01:40:19.109 first viral video showed him counting up to this 01:40:19.109 --> 01:40:22.329 number, a relatively modest number, a mere 10 01:40:22.329 --> 01:40:28.329 to the 5th power. It took him 40 hours. What's 01:40:28.329 --> 01:40:32.800 a million? Oh, no. What's a billion? A billion, 01:40:32.899 --> 01:40:39.760 no. Ten? Hold on. Ten to the fifth power. I don't 01:40:39.760 --> 01:40:52.020 know. Five million. It's 100 ,000. Let's keep 01:40:52.020 --> 01:40:55.199 going, I guess. 400. A nine -year -old coined 01:40:55.199 --> 01:40:58.739 this term for 10 duotrigatillion, which is a 01:40:58.739 --> 01:41:02.239 prominent tech company later appropriated for 01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:06.359 their name. Google. Oh, yeah. We're back in this, 01:41:06.439 --> 01:41:09.300 baby. What? What was the question? A nine -year 01:41:09.300 --> 01:41:12.239 -old coined this term for 10 duotrigatillion. 01:41:12.979 --> 01:41:15.279 It's called a Google? Which is a prominent tech 01:41:15.279 --> 01:41:18.500 company later appropriated for their name. It's 01:41:18.500 --> 01:41:21.680 called a Google? Yeah, Google. It's 10 to the 01:41:21.680 --> 01:41:28.640 100th power. 600. Number of Americans who are 01:41:28.640 --> 01:41:31.380 injured by toilets each year. The closest without 01:41:31.380 --> 01:41:35.819 going over. You both get a guess. You both get 01:41:35.819 --> 01:41:42.460 a guess. I'm going to say... Alright, let's see. 01:41:44.979 --> 01:42:05.139 250 ,000. Damn. I'm going to say 251 ,000. No 01:42:05.139 --> 01:42:11.000 one just keep going all right daily double we'll 01:42:11.000 --> 01:42:21.039 give it to Daniel Dan you got negative 800 I'll 01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:25.210 wait you can wager up to eight I'll wager 8 ,000. 01:42:25.289 --> 01:42:28.250 You can't wager 8 ,000. It's 1 ,000 like every 01:42:28.250 --> 01:42:31.010 other time. No, he can't. It's 1 ,000. Just wager 01:42:31.010 --> 01:42:34.689 1 ,000. 8 ,000. Wager 1 ,000. I'll take my 8 01:42:34.689 --> 01:42:40.090 ,000. That's not fair. You can wager 1 ,800. 01:42:40.590 --> 01:42:44.289 All right, I'll wager 1 ,800. In a real Jeopardy 01:42:44.289 --> 01:42:46.430 game, you aren't allowed to wager this amount. 01:42:46.590 --> 01:42:51.689 It may look too much like breasts. You're not 01:42:51.689 --> 01:42:58.829 allowed to wager 8 ,000 and wait, 80 ,000 and 01:42:58.829 --> 01:43:08.750 85. No, wait, zero, zero. What? You're not allowed 01:43:08.750 --> 01:43:10.510 to wager this amount because it'll look like 01:43:10.510 --> 01:43:16.689 breasts. Yeah. All right. I don't actually not 01:43:16.689 --> 01:43:19.800 allowed. Yeah, it is. Right. I don't think it's 01:43:19.800 --> 01:43:21.659 possible to get 80 ,000. I don't think there's 01:43:21.659 --> 01:43:24.119 that many points. You're not supposed to help 01:43:24.119 --> 01:43:28.819 me. Can I steal? No. It's easy. Think about it. 01:43:29.699 --> 01:43:31.619 You're not allowed to wager this amount because 01:43:31.619 --> 01:43:36.000 it'll look like breasts. Breasts is two zeros. 01:43:37.060 --> 01:43:39.439 Alright, two zeros. No, no, no. What the fuck? 01:43:42.600 --> 01:43:47.300 What is it? Can I say it before he's done? Yeah, 01:43:47.319 --> 01:43:50.699 fucking say it, Tyler. Jesus. It's 8 ,008. Yeah. 01:43:51.699 --> 01:43:55.520 B -O -O -B. Yeah, so I said it because I said 01:43:55.520 --> 01:43:58.939 80 ,000, right? Because it'd be... That's an 01:43:58.939 --> 01:44:07.199 extra zero. That'd be 8 -0 -0. If it was boobs, 01:44:07.520 --> 01:44:13.560 right? 8 -0 -0 -8 -5. Right, but it's not possible 01:44:13.560 --> 01:44:15.340 to get 85 points. Okay, so it was poop. Okay, 01:44:15.380 --> 01:44:19.979 whatever. Finally, for a thousand. This number 01:44:19.979 --> 01:44:23.180 is also banned from Jeopardy. It's synonymous 01:44:23.180 --> 01:44:29.539 with a code used by neo -Nazis. It's 88. Technically, 01:44:29.699 --> 01:44:38.739 yes. 88 or 14 or 1488. Yeah, I'm not doing too 01:44:38.739 --> 01:44:44.199 hot Tyler's got 9900 Dan's got negative 22 The 01:44:44.199 --> 01:45:07.720 only way for the Tyler to win is for Tyler and 01:45:07.720 --> 01:45:10.260 Dan mutually agree to a bet -it -all scenario. 01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:18.239 No. No, just let him win. Let's just see what 01:45:18.239 --> 01:45:21.460 the Final Jeopardy question is. What is it? For 01:45:21.460 --> 01:45:27.260 second place, Dan. For second place, Dan. Final 01:45:27.260 --> 01:45:32.260 Jeopardy. 1957 saw the Massachusetts legislature. 01:45:33.439 --> 01:45:37.239 absolved six people executed for this crime 265 01:45:37.239 --> 01:45:43.119 years earlier. Can you say it again? 1957 saw 01:45:43.119 --> 01:45:46.279 Massachusetts legislature absolve six people 01:45:46.279 --> 01:45:50.439 executed for this crime 265 years earlier. Oh. 01:45:51.479 --> 01:46:03.300 Yeah, it's this. You know what? Fuck this. I'm 01:46:03.300 --> 01:46:05.979 out of here. There is no ending to this episode. 01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:10.539 If there's no competitor, then you can't win. 01:46:10.899 --> 01:46:17.619 Is it witchcraft? I'm out. That would be witchcraft. 01:46:17.739 --> 01:46:29.380 Let's fucking go. Oh my god. Tyler predicted 01:46:29.380 --> 01:46:35.119 it to come true. Tyler wins fucking $10 ,000 01:46:35.119 --> 01:46:44.079 native $2 ,200. Oh, my God. That's brutal. That's 01:46:44.079 --> 01:46:47.539 brutal. Wow. All right. Thanks for listening. 01:46:49.699 --> 01:46:52.279 If you like this episode, like us on Facebook 01:46:52.279 --> 01:46:57.340 and X. And we're not actually Nazis, by the way. 01:47:00.489 --> 01:47:32.760 As always, be kind to yourselves. We out. There's 01:47:32.760 --> 01:47:35.119 people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 01:47:36.600 --> 01:47:39.899 Extended episode. Where the fuck did this gear 01:47:39.899 --> 01:47:42.359 bitch come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge 01:47:42.359 --> 01:47:43.739 come from? You're telling me that they didn't 01:47:43.739 --> 01:47:47.340 die and become ghosts? They're killing all the 01:47:47.340 --> 01:47:49.579 already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. 01:47:49.899 --> 01:47:55.340 Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, 01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:58.520 there are super soldiers that are at least 9 01:47:58.520 --> 01:48:02.510 or 10 feet tall. Okay, so did they come from 01:48:02.510 --> 01:48:05.869 our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials. 01:48:05.869 --> 01:48:11.170 They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents. 01:48:36.329 --> 01:48:39.850 feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump 01:48:39.850 --> 01:48:43.390 bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen 01:48:43.390 --> 01:48:46.949 it happen i think that the government has taken 01:48:46.949 --> 01:48:53.069 it to the next level with the birds they know 01:48:53.069 --> 01:48:55.390 what birds are going to cross paths with you 01:48:55.390 --> 01:48:57.630 that you are going to be able to raise and they 01:48:57.630 --> 01:48:59.810 are going to make them so fucking real they're 01:48:59.810 --> 01:49:01.829 going to sink money into them because they know 01:49:01.829 --> 01:49:04.329 that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're 01:49:04.329 --> 01:49:07.359 going to be a You can cut it open, you're going 01:49:07.359 --> 01:49:09.340 to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell 01:49:09.340 --> 01:49:11.859 you, their technology is absolutely violent. 01:49:12.859 --> 01:49:15.560 Which, by the way, big brother, is the Overlord. 01:49:19.180 --> 01:49:56.479 We're open! Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, 01:49:56.560 --> 01:49:59.479 okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real, 01:49:59.640 --> 01:50:03.199 okay? Look it up. Look it up. He says that he 01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:05.659 was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked 01:50:05.659 --> 01:50:07.520 with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. 01:50:07.819 --> 01:50:10.119 He said that he was doing it just to survive, 01:50:10.260 --> 01:50:12.539 but he fucking loved it. He was having a great 01:50:12.539 --> 01:50:15.199 fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is 01:50:15.199 --> 01:50:15.579 the fucking