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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what
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then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
Welcome to Untitled Podcast. The Kanye West crash
out special. It's episode 104. Have I been gone
for three episodes? Yeah. Listen to Cousins by
Kanye West. Dude, this motherfucker needs some
fucking Seroquel and some fucking Olantafine.
This dude's off the rails. Did he come out and
he's like, I am gay. But am I? I don't know.
I think he said he was gay. I don't even know
what's happening with Kanye anymore. We jumped
on this Kanye train like, what, three years ago
at the beginning of the podcast? Yeah, I always
loved Kanye. It's just getting out of hand. I'd
also like to talk about his newest song. Oh,
Heil Hitler? Yeah, his newest song called Hail
Hitler. Dude, people are just such like fucking
blatant Nazis now. I don't think Kanye West is
a Nazi. I think he's mentally challenged. I think
he had a mental breakdown. I think the nitrous
got to him. It's like socially acceptable for
like half the people to be racist now. I don't
even know what's happening anymore. No, a lot
of people are fucking losing their minds right
now. I think on both sides, they're fucking just
going nuts. Well, if you think about it, what
did you expect that was going to happen? Like,
this is the end stage of the two -party system
that we're currently in, where both sides are
literally retarded. End stage American disease.
People got bad because Trump posted a picture
of himself as the Pope. I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny too. As a Catholic, I
thought it was funny. They're like, don't make
a mockery of us. I'm like, you guys make a mockery
of yourselves. We don't make a mockery of ourselves.
Dude, these people, they're wearing like fucking,
they look like Harry Potter robes. And they're
like doing fucking magic spells and rituals.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Bro,
you got to admit, Catholics have the best drip.
We are drippy as fuck, dude. Yeah, they got fucking
ice on. We have the best ice, dude. We don't
get it from no gas station. We get those holy
gems from blood diamonds, dude. And a new pope
today. Pope. Pope Leo. Yeah, but what's his real
name? I don't know what his real name is. I know
it's Pope Leo, though. Pope. Yeah, it's Robert
Prevost of Chicago. Abimus Papum. Christos Rex.
Let's go. I think there was some kind of conspiracy
to elect an American pope so that we could have
more control of world politics. That's not true.
I mean... Who listens to the Pope for political
things? I think a lot of people do. The Pope
is the leader of the church, so he determines
what morals people have. That's not true. It
is, no, because... That's not true. Pope Francis
was like, we have to take in immigrants and love
everybody, and so that affected world politics.
If you actually look at papal doctrine, papal
doctrine is not supposed to be involved in politics.
It's only supposed to be internal church affairs.
Well, I'm not saying it should affect politics,
but it affects the people, like the way the people
live their lives. If you're fucking stupid. This
pope was like, I guess, more of a centrist, but
he had some like social liberal views. Yeah,
he's. He's a moderate pope, which is what all
popes should be. I feel like popes should more
be apolitical than anything because they're the
pope. They're not a fucking political figure.
This pope hates J .D. Vance. He posted a lot
of tweets trashing J .D. Vance. He also posted
anti -LGBT shit, so it's just all over the place.
J .D. Vance is wrong. Jesus doesn't ask us to
rank our love for others. As Trump views Oval
Office Fed's illicit deportation of a U .S. resident,
once an El Salvadorian himself, do you not see
the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed?
How can you stay quiet? So that's what the Pope
said. All right. Like I said, I don't really
care about politics anymore. I just kind of gotten,
you know, I don't even know the word for it.
I'm just like. to it, I guess, at this point.
Yeah, it's gone out of control. Like, even you,
who's, like, super politically active, you're
just like, I don't even know anymore. Shit's
just fucking weird. Well, it's just become, like,
20 years ago, they were, like, making, like,
satire of politics, and it's just become the
fucking satire world now. Like, we're living
in, like, the future, like, bullshit timeline.
Bro, we live in a cyberpunk dystopia already.
We fucking live in a corporate autocracy of the
entire planet. It's not just America. It's not
just England. It's not just, you know, China.
The entire world's ran by the fucking, you know,
global populace fucking corporate autocracy.
Yeah, I was thinking about playing cyberpunk.
It's a good game, actually. It's a really good
game, actually. I never really played it more
than, like... Well, now all the bugs and stuff
are ironed out. So it's like actually a good
game now. Because now that fucking GTA 6 is delayed
till May 26th. Because they don't want to do
fucking overtime. Mind you, next year. I can't
make a game in fucking 13 years. Fuck you. It's
crunch time, bitches. Get on it. It's fucking
crunch time. You could have had that game out
by the fucking... I shit you not. If they didn't
focus so much on Grand Theft Auto 5's like fucking
online, this game would have came out like six
years ago. I've never played Grand Theft Auto
online. No, but that's what I'm talking about.
Like they spent, they've been updating Grand
Theft Auto 5's online since 2013. Yeah, I don't
even care about it. It's fucking scumbags who
stay home all day and just fucking grief on Grand
Theft Auto online. That they keep updating it
for. Like, I tried, like, I like Grand Theft
Auto 5. I mean, it's Grand Theft Auto. Just the
story mode. The story mode's good. I tried to
get online, I think, two or three years ago,
just starting off like a level one guy because
you can't, like, you know, power level or whatever
in Grand Theft Auto. Like, you have to, like,
actively, like, work for it. You can't even get
online. Like, if you start off at level one,
you're not fucking... you're fucked because you
get into the thing. Some guy's going to snipe
you from halfway across the map or come in in
a flying fucking motorcycle and shoot you with
a missile. It's just like, bro, I just want to
get, I want to play online. But motherfuckers
just love griefing. I just didn't understand
it for like a solid five years. I would like
get online and then some random dude would just
drive by and fucking get me. And I'd be like,
what is the point of this? What is the point
of this? I really liked Red Dead Online, but
they killed Red Dead Online. oh like red dead
online's dead now never played that red dead
online was actually fun because you could it
wasn't just like the same fucking thing like
oh we got a new heist in a new casino like red
dead online you could actually be a bounty hunter
an outlaw or a trades person and like you got
to choose like whatever path you went down and
each of those paths had like a storyline that
you could follow and it was cool because If you
want to be neutral, you'd be a trades person.
You'd trade to everybody. If you want to be,
you know, a morally like good cowboy, you'd be
a lawman. And if you want to be a morally bad
cowboy, you'd be an outlaw. And there's a war
between the outlaws and the lawmen. And then
the tradesmen would just be giving us stuff on
either side. And it was really cool. It was like
cops and robbers. And like, it was like, you
know, cowboys and outlaws, but like. You got
to play it as the game. It was really cool. Yeah,
I love the story mode of Red Dead 2. Yeah, Red
Dead 2's story was fantastic. I hate that at
the end they killed off fucking Arthur. Oh, yeah.
Because you have to play as John, and I liked
John in the first one, but after playing as Arthur
for so many hours, I'm like, I don't want to
be fucking John. I want to be Arthur. You can
just, yeah, play it up to the last mission. Just
don't do the last mission. Yeah. You just fucking
stay as Arthur. Because John can't swim. That's
like a thing. Like, John can't swim. Arthur can.
I never noticed that. It's a callback to the
first game that John... So he just drowns when
you go in the water? Like, he immediately starts,
like, his health bar starts going boop, boop,
boop, boop, boop, boop, as soon as he gets into
the water. What an asshole. Why doesn't he just
learn how to swim? I don't know. It's not hard.
I don't understand people that can't swim. It's
a basic human task. Learn how to swim, bro. And
even people who live in an urban environment,
you have public pools and stuff that you can
learn how to swim at. It's funny because you
are naturally born to know how to swim as a baby,
but then after three years, you lose it. Yeah,
yeah. And they had the mammalian dive instinct,
too. Yeah. Which is always weird to me, but whatever.
The diving reflex. How do you think an American
pope is? Is it going to be good for the world?
Well, they said it would never happen. They always
said that the pope was going to be somewhere
fucking that wasn't America. But we finally got
an American pope. And it was a really short conclave.
It was only a day. It was like a day and a half
that it took to put in this new pope. So that
means that most people were in agreement that
this pope was the one that they wanted. I think,
yeah, probably a centrist. is better because
people are so extreme right now. Like you need
somebody that's a level head in this fucking
chaos. I was like, guys, like fucking stop the
shit. And I think he's only like 65 too. So he's
going to be around for a little bit. He's 69.
So he's going to be around for longer than, than
most of these popes. You never know. He could
get shot in the ear and he did. All right, Casey.
Hey, just saying. Um, But so how sure are you
on a scale of 100, one to 100 % that the afterlife
is real, that God is real? 100%. Yeah. How can
you be 100 % sure? Just from what I've seen with
like the paranormal and stuff and shit like that
and, you know, personal experiences with, you
know, religion and God. I just have enough evidence
for myself personally that I don't have any doubts.
Damn. I'd say I have like 0 .0001 % or something
like that. Because I think everything is possible.
Like there's a chance of everything being possible.
So the chance of God being real is like infinitely
small. Right? You can't say that God is definitely
not real because there's a small chance of that.
But it's like infinitely small. But if you look
at how the world's laid out, it's perfectly made
for us. It really is. And I feel like if you
look at the mountains, you look at the plains,
you look at even the fucking desert, all this
shit was made for us. And it was made for different
types of people. Yeah, but there's other people
out there. The fucking aliens are coming. They
found them. They found them? Yeah. They found
the aliens? Yeah, they're starting to say, like,
there was this one guy who, like, used to work
for Area 51 or whatever. Is that the guy who
was on Joe Rogan? I think this is a new guy.
Like, the dude with glasses and he's got, like,
frayed out, like, blonde hair? No, I saw that
guy. He's, like, yeah, he's, like, kind of crazy.
But this guy is just a normal guy. And he's,
like, yeah. They're out there, bro. Like, they
fucking lock them down. They keep those secret,
that shit secret. I mean... If there's, like,
uh... Alien, like, crashes that happened, like,
on Earth, like... Why is it only... We went to
the moon. We went to Mars. Why did aliens only
crash on our planet? I'm sure they visited many
planets. Probably to get here, they would have
to travel millions of light years. Or maybe not.
Because if you look at the Titan, the moon from
Saturn, I believe it has water on it. But we
haven't been able to get to it because the pressure
is too much from Jupiter. How would they be able
to get to us? It'd only be through like a black
hole because like the things that we could see,
we can't see anything like millions of light
years away. Like we can see it, but there's nothing.
So they would have to have traveled. I don't
think it's a black hole, but it might be a wormhole.
Like they might have like a wormhole generator
because I watched the videos on like the wormhole.
visualizing a wormhole where like they fold the
piece of paper and then you poke the pencil through
yeah but they like i don't know exactly like
space is the is the place to go at this point
like I don't want to explore the deep ocean.
I'd rather explore space. Fucking space is a
lot bigger than the deep ocean. But that's what
I'm talking about. I would rather go to space
than the ocean. But all scientists have said
it's easier to keep a person alive in space than
it is under the ocean. Really? Yeah. Because
under the ocean, you got to worry about the pressures,
the shit like that. Under space, there's no pressure.
That makes it easier. Because the deeper you
go in the ocean, like exploring a deep ocean
is harder than exploring space. Yeah, but if
you take your helmet off, your head will just
explode. In both cases, it would do that. Oh
yeah, your head would implode underwater. Yeah.
Like if you fucking crack the window on a submarine.
It implodes like we found out with the Titanic.
Oh, is that what happened to the first people?
Yeah, there was one of the seals cracked or something,
and it just imploded. Also, it was using an Xbox
controller to control it, which is hysterical.
Fuck you, Brian Thompson. Yeah, I think there's
definitely shit out there, bro, that we haven't
found yet. What about ghosts? Yeah, they're definitely
out there, too. So if you believe that there's
ghosts out there, how do you believe that there's
not an afterlife? Well, there is. It would have
to be an afterlife. You would still have to have
a spirit in order to be a ghost. That's the point.
So, I mean, I said it was possible, I guess,
to have an afterlife. That doesn't mean God is
necessarily real. But if we have souls, where
did the souls come from? I don't know. Where
did anything come from? Where did God come from?
God doesn't know. Where does God's soul come
from? God doesn't know where God came from. Does
anybody know where God came from? No. But when
God dies, does he go to the afterlife? God doesn't
die. He's so incomprehensible to us that God
isn't a big guy up in the sky. God is something
so incomprehensible to us. God is a force. God
is so incomprehensible to us. that we can't understand
him. I think that's one of the biggest parts
with me and Catholicism is that God is so hard
to describe and hard to put into a box because
you can't put it into a box. God, I feel like,
is energy. God is physical. God is not physical
at the same time. I feel like God is the closest
thing that we got because they said, When Moses
in the Old Testament talked to God, he was talking
to a burning bush, but he said it wasn't fire.
It was something like fire. And it was like,
try describing something that you don't know
how to describe in words, but the closest thing
that you can get is fire. So I'm like, I don't,
the closest thing that you can get to describing
what God is, is like a fire. It's like a universal
force that maybe he can turn himself into a person
sometimes to be familiar to people. And that's
what Jesus was. He made himself in the physical
form as Jesus. And then he tortured himself.
He became Jesus to be tortured to understand
what it was to be human. Because God didn't know
how it felt to be human. And God also sent Jesus
who's... Technically God, technically human,
it's a whole, you know, the Holy Trinity thing,
like how they're all the same but different.
The whole thing with that was with God becoming
man through Christ, he understood, he got to
experience what it was to be human, what it was
to experience joy, sadness, pain, suffering,
and then he came back. After he was crucified,
because he was the sacrifice, because if you...
The fuck's going on over there? I rerouted my
sump up into the sink there. Oh, okay. But if
you listen to Christ's words before... Jesus,
there was, you had to sacrifice a lamb or sacrifice
money or sacrifice something to God to pray to
him. Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice. So we
don't have to sacrifice anymore. All we have
to do is follow him and that's enough. Damn.
That sounds a lot like what Dan said, where like
we're put on the earth to experience lessons
and like sacrifice and shit. Yeah. So do you
think when God dies, he'll go to hell for a child
with leukemia? So let me ask you this. When you
die and you have like a judgment, right? That
says whether you're going to go to hell or heaven.
Or purgatory. Yeah. So if you've committed sins
in your life, can you still get into heaven just
because you repent for them? Yes. That's the
whole thing. But what if you're like, like you
have to repent before you die or can you just
repent when you're at the fucking gates? So that's
the thing with purgatory is if you, purgatory
is for people who aren't evil and are actually
good people, but they haven't repented for the
sins that they committed. So purgatory is a in
between heaven and, and life. It's a, it's a
place to atone for sins. for X amount of time
or X amount of things that you had to do. Um,
I like Dante's interpretation of, um, of purgatory
where you have to walk up a mountain. Like it's
like a, it's a big mountain with like a spiral,
like walkway through it. And depending on your
sins and depending on like how, how much you
need to atone for the mountain can be a small
mountain to a mountain that seems insurmountable,
but it. A good person that didn't atone for their
sins is going to go to purgatory and have to
be purified through something in purgatory. It's
some sort of trial and trepidation that you have
to go through in purgatory to get to the next
step, which is heaven. Because heaven is a land
of purity, a land of no sin, happiness, joy.
Purgatory is a... Not necessarily empty, but
it's a place to atone for sins. And hell is a
eternal damnation of you didn't repent for your
sins, you actively sinned on purpose, and you
didn't feel any remorse for your sins. So there
must be a lot of aborted babies in purgatory
because they didn't repent for sins or get baptized.
Or do they just go straight to hell? It's said
by, I forgot which Pope, but babies that died
before being able to be baptized were welcomed
into heaven because they were unable to know
God. It's said by who? I forgot which Pope I
said. But how does the Pope know that? The Pope
is... The Pope spoke to God and he told him that?
No, the Pope is basically the closest that you
can get to the... interpretation of the bible
through each pope but how does that pope know
that's specifically true like that rule is studying
the bible studying um religious doctrine studying
all this so what about like jeffrey dalmer when
he went to the fucking parley gates and he was
like i repented for my shit if if you truly repented
and you truly And you truly, that's the thing.
You have to actually be sorry for what you did.
You have to actively turn away from the sin that
you've committed and sin no more. Basically,
the whole thing with confession and stuff like
that, people think that confession is like, oh,
a priest is forgiving your sins. It's not that.
It's you making your sin real by going to talk
to somebody about it. It's like... The best way
I can describe like a reconciliation thing is
like, you know, when you're having, you know,
mental health problems, when you talk to a therapist,
it makes it like a real thing, right? It's the
same kind of thing, yeah. So like when you go
and talk to a priest, when you tell them your
sins, when you tell the priest your sins, you're
repenting for them because you're making that
sin real and you're saying... I'm sorry for committing
this sin. Yeah. That's psychology. Yeah. But
that came from like the psychology of like therapy
came a bit from reconciliation because they realized
like the scientist, after people left reconciliation,
they felt so much better after making their shortcomings
like a reality. Because when you say like, I
go into, let's say, I go into confession, and
I talk to the priest, and I say, hey. Forgive
me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been X amount
of time since I've been to confession. And then
he says, all right, what burdens you, my son?
And I'm like, okay, X, Y, Z. I killed a bunch
of Jews. If you say you murdered someone, you
have to tell the cops. That's the thing with
confession is that priests are forced to never.
Like, the seal of confession, if you break the
seal of confession, you'll be excommunicated
as a priest. Okay, but that's also accessory
to murder. No, it's not. It's its own... If somebody,
like, confesses to murder and you don't tell
the police, that you could be, like, an accessory.
That's why confession's anonymous. Oh, anonymous.
I always saw, like, in movies that they, like...
like shake the guy's hand before they go in the
fucking booth. No, no, that's, that's in movies.
Confession is in actual churches. There's two
ways. There's the curtain and then there's the
box. But the priest knows your voice. He like
knows the people that are in his parish. It's
the, it's the whole thing where you just, you
don't, it's the anonymity of it. So. I could
tell you, hey, I murdered somebody, and you'd
be like, that's probably Tyler's voice, but I'm
not positive. I think I would recognize. Yeah,
I killed a bunch of Jews. I'm kind of retarded.
But the thing is, with reconciliation, it's supposed
to be anonymous. So they have a time at most
churches where you can go and do confession,
and you stand in line, and you sit there, and
then when the door closes, it's just you and
the priest, and there's either... A curtain or
the box things that you've seen in movies with
like, just like the slit in the wall. Yeah. And
you sit down and you confess your sins. He basically,
and the thing is with, with most of the time,
if you, you get penance after each time you've
go to confession to absolve yourself of the sin.
And when he says, what I was trying to get to
with talking about confession is at the end of
each confession, he gives you your penance and
then he says, go forth and sin no more. Basically,
on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing that you were saying,
when the priest says, go forth and sin no more,
it means turn away from the sins that you committed
and repent from them. So basically, It's like
the priest being like, hey, asshole, don't sin
again. Don't be a retard. This guy's got tea
on everybody. He's got all the fucking gossip.
He must look at people and be like, you motherfucker.
Like, you're fucking cheating on your wife. But
the thing is, because it's a freedom of religion
act in the United States, at least, you can't
force a priest to... You can't force a priest
to... to testify and break the confessional seal
because it's kind of like lawyer -client privilege,
but in a religion sense. Religion gets special
rules. There shouldn't be laws that religion
is exempt from. But if you tell a Muslim that
they can't pray five times a day or something,
like towards Mecca, that's illegal, right? Because
it's forcing them to not. partake in their religion.
Basically, the seal of confession is one of the
biggest parts of our religion, that a priest
can't tell people the sins that you committed,
because when you do that, it's supposed to be
in confidence. It's supposed to be anonymous.
And that's part of the reason why it's anonymous,
because even if they're asked about it, they
don't know who it was because they haven't seen
the person. Yeah. If you tell your therapist
you killed somebody or you're going to kill yourself,
they have to tell people about it. But that's
the difference between religion and therapy.
What if I say psychology is my religion? I guess
you can say that. Can't you say anything's your
religion? I think there's certain ground rules
that it has to be like XYZ thing. Say I walked
into work with a beard and there was no beard
to let. And I was like... Well, my religion says
I have to have a beard, and it's just a fucking
religion I just made up. Well, Norse pagan, I
think certain sects of Islam require you to not
shave your beard. Hasidic Jews, I think, can't
shave their beards either. Yeah, but what if
I just make up the religion? I don't know. I
think there's certain stipulations that it has
to be an organized, recognized religion. With
Jeffrey Dahmer, I'd be like, dude, you cut off
people's heads and ate them. You're not going
to heaven. If I was God, I'd be like, yeah, no.
Send them down. I don't think that he actually
repented. I think that he was doing that to...
Yeah. I was watching this documentary about prison.
About prison. Yeah. They were saying how a lot
of people go to church. And they like become
born again fucking Christians in prison. And
there's this like old black dude who worked at
the store for giving clothes to people who just
got out. And he was like super salty about all
the prisoners. And he was like, they just fucking
go to church because they get out of their cells
and get to like socialize with other people on
Sundays. And then like, you know, they're acting
like they're good people, but they're not actually
sorry. And he's like, when people get out of
jail, the first thing that they throw away is
like their Bible, like most people, because they're
just like using kind of religion to get through
as like a social thing. But that's a thing like
in Catholicism, that would be heresy, throwing
away like a Bible that like pretending to be
what, like pretending to be religious to... just
get like special privileges and stuff is, is
a heresy in, in, in my religion. Um, but there's
also a lot of people who just actually become
Christians and they're like born again. If, if
you truly repent for your, for your sins, it's
a prisoner can get released. Like for most crimes,
a prisoner will get released. Do you think that
that prisoner should be fucked for the rest of
their life and never be able to get a job, never
be able to have a firearm? It depends on what
they did, really. Do you think that the punishment
should last longer than the prison? No, probably
not, no. So I feel like the punishment, if you're
looking at it, kind of like your sin is going
to prison. Why are you continually being punished
for a crime that you already served your time
for? That's one of the things that I have a big
problem with prison and jail and people who've
gotten out of prison. If you're truly reformed,
you're truly not going to commit a crime again,
you shouldn't be held to that crime that you
committed because you already did the time for
the crime. I feel like the shit after you get
out of prison is kind of fucking ridiculous.
You have to say on every single job if you got
a felony and you went to jail for it, and people
won't hire you because of that. But isn't that
just continually punishing you for a crime that
you already paid your debt to society with either
prison time or fines? It is, yeah. Actually,
in California now, I just saw they're doing this
thing where it's more like, um the thing that
franklin or kyle franklin was describing where
it's like about reform rather than punishment
and so there's like this big compound it's called
prison land prison prison land it's like in la
uh, like LA County. Um, and they're actually
trying to do this with all the California prisons
now, but it's like about education. Like you
can take like nuclear physics college classes
and like you could take a bunch of high school
college classes. Um, like you're allowed to like
go outside and like roam free. Um, people have
like horses, people have dogs, people have jobs,
like people are supervisors at jobs. Yeah. And
like, but the thing is, there are some crimes
that like, if you're like a murdering psychopath,
you might not want, like, I feel like there should
be like for petty crimes, like fucking theft.
And you know, like, yeah, there was this woman
who's fucking stabbed somebody in the neck and
she was just casually talking about it while
she was petting her horse. I feel like that's,
I feel like that's too far, but like, like I
feel like there should be like jail for people
like, like, you know, Well, she was kind of justified
because the gang stabbed her brother or they
killed her brother. And so she stabbed him in
the neck. But I feel like there should be jail
for people who are literal dangerous society,
like actual dangerous society that like, and
you have to be proven. I feel like. If you're
proven by a board of psychology professors or
psychology doctors that you are actually a threat
to society, you don't get to go to the reform
prison. You go to the prison prison. But if you're
just stupid and you stole a car or something,
but you're not an evil person, I feel like you
can reform somebody who stole a car. Dude, but
New York State prisons are like hell on earth.
They're like, you know, literal hellhole. And
if you put somebody in like a lockdown hellhole
for 20 years, their mental health is going to
suffer. They're not going to get better. No.
I mean, in some cases. I'm not saying the reform
thing is a bad idea, but I am saying that there
are some crimes and some people that should be
considered dangerous to society and be locked
away from society. But like I was saying, I do
agree with the reformed, reforming -type jail
confinement instead of being locked in there
with psychopaths that are like, I want to stab!
So should they be locked away forever? I feel
like if there's some crimes that you should be
locked away forever for, like, you know, rape,
murder, you know, shit like that. But, like,
theft, drugs, you know. If someone's addicted
to drugs and they get charged with, like, you
know, drug possession, part of their reform,
I think, should be going to drug rehab. I think
that, yeah, they have that as part of the program.
I feel like you have to address the problem.
I don't think they have stabbers anonymous, though.
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe anger management class?
I don't know, but I think serial killers anonymous
would be a bad thing. Yeah. Some people you can't
fix. I think you have to. And that's why the
death penalty should be a thing. I do think that
the death penalty should be on the table for
certain crimes. Dude, I was watching a documentary
about the serial killer, and he had just no remorse.
The way that he was talking about how he fucking
cut people up, and they're like, why did you
cut this person up? He's like, I felt like it.
See, that's the thing that I think that would
be the best case scenario for it. You have the
reformed prison, and then you have death row.
Yeah. I feel like that's, that's the two ones
you have. You have the ones where you're trying
to reform this person and one where people are
too far gone and they're on, they're waiting
for execution. They shouldn't be waiting for
fucking 30 years though. That's ridiculous. No,
but they should like, there are some people and
I know you agree with this. There's some people
out there that need to be executed. Yeah. Like
the fucking serial killers. But like baby murderers.
Yeah. Like serial killers, like terrorists, you
know, like, you know, rapists. Child molesters
like you have the death row area and then you
have the reforming area. And I feel like the
death penalty should be on the table for murder,
rape, child molestation, you know. But I don't
believe there should be death row. I believe
that once you get fucking sentenced to death,
they should just go just off with the head. No,
but like you need a plate before like while they're
holding for, you know, the trial to be over.
Like, you should have the death row area, and
then you should have the reformed area. Yeah,
right. Well, you should have the area, too, where
you just get your head fucking cut off. And then
probably, like, a section for people that are
violent, I guess, that are going to be danger
to other prisoners. And, like... There should
be consequences in the reformed fucking area
of the prison, too. Like, if you start, like,
you know, wanting to stab people or, you know,
rape another prisoner or something, there should
be a higher level of punishment than trying to
just be reformed. Yeah. The max security unit.
Yeah. Like we built in Minecraft. I built so
much shit in that world since you last played.
Oh, really? I got to check it out. I built a
zoo. I built a Capitol building. I saw the Capitol
building. Yeah. I just built like a five -star
hotel. Where'd you put that at? Right near my
original house, like right in the front yard.
I built a golf course, the Coliseum. Where'd
you put the coliseum? By the football field.
We're just putting coliseums in now, too? Yeah.
It's like a smaller coliseum. Are you going to
have dispensers that release mobs? I do. You
can spawn an iron golem and spawn zombies and
have them fight each other and villagers and
shit. That's cool. Or you could even put players
in there if you do PvP. But there's a big fence
around it. and you just spawn things in. That
football field's super autistic, isn't it? Yeah,
it's crazy. That's huge, too. I built a soccer
field. What else did I build? I built so many
fucking things. Oh, I did a bunch of shit by
the clock tower. I built, like, Stonehenge. Oh,
okay, yeah. Built, like, a fire hydrant statue.
I couldn't think of anything else to build, so
I normally, like, when I can't, like, get creative
juices to like, you know, like build something
else. I stopped playing for a little bit. And
then like, when I'm like, no, I could use this.
That's I go back and I start building again.
We, you should build a firehouse. Cause I'm too,
I'm not autistic enough for that. Uh, right now
I'm working on Freddie's fun house, which is
like a escape room kind of maze thing. What did
I fucking, I built the football field. I bought
the hockey stadium. What else did I build? I
think I built something else recently. Oh, my
house. Did you see my new house over by the clock
tower? It's cool. It's like a mansion. Yeah.
I tried to model it after Hollywood Hills type.
Yeah. There's so much shit going on in that world.
That world is getting out of hand. Ally Mac was
right. That world is intense. Yeah. It looks
like a global city now. Like a mega city or something.
uh metropolis yeah maybe not maybe once like
we get out to like the other towns like schenectady
and troy it's like all connected then it will
be like a mega city i gotta i the thing i might
do next is actually um the thing i might do next
is actually uh extend the subway oh yeah i built
like the rail the railway but that just goes
to the different cities Yeah, because the subway
was the subway for a while because that was all
we had was that like general area. And now we've
expanded so much that I need to start making
more subway stops. So I'm going to have to do
more for the subway. Yeah. Megan built like another
house thing. My sister was actually working on
the parkour. Parkour. Parkour. So we get a lot
of people in that shit. I didn't actually put
rooms in the Titanic yet. Yeah, it's empty, right?
Just like an empty shell. That would take fucking
forever. That's the thing with the autism tower.
I'm like, I was going to do floors and do things,
but I'm like, that would be so fucking much work.
I did 75 floors on every World Trade Center.
That's fucking insane. That's insane. I know,
it's crazy. I was thinking about doing floors,
and then I'm like, dude, That would take so much
fucking time. It did. It took like two weeks
to play. Which is, we actually played for like
560 days. Like in -game days? Or like in real
life? In -game days. So it was like 180 hours
or something. Jesus. That's how long the world,
the time of the world has been going. 180 hours?
Yeah. How many days is that? Well, it's 560 Minecraft
days. Because a day is about 20 minutes. We've
been on that world for seven and a half days.
Straight. I could knock out seven and a half
days on Minecraft in like a week. We could just
do a Minecraft marathon and just build. We could
double the size of the city in seven hours. Or
seven days. I mean, that's how long it took us
to build the whole thing. But, I mean, Seven
days in how many years have we had it? I think
it was like, didn't we make it in 2020, 2022?
Probably 22, 21. In three years. So, you know,
it's like two days per year in total. Yeah, I
like how the first structure was actually Peck's
fucking house. The house of Peck. And then I
had my manor. My manor, I remember, was one of
the first things that we built. Oh, yeah. I keep
putting slaves back in there. Why do you keep
putting villagers in my fucking backyard? They're
not slaves. Oh, yeah. This is a question I had.
Does the Pope jerk off or is he allowed to jerk
off? The Pope's abstinent. Like the Pope doesn't
come? Priests and bishops and cardinals and all
that shit, they're sworn to abstinence. Dude,
he's got to be fucking, you know. He must come
fucking ropes, bro. What if he has a wet dream?
Is he allowed to have those? I don't know, man.
That's a good question. I don't got an answer
for you. You're trying to tell me that every
priest doesn't jerk off. They're supposed to.
They're not supposed to? Yeah. But they do. I
don't know. You know the fucking... Pope is cranking
his hog. Pope's like, I gotta get a fucking hog
cranking before Sunday Mass. Alright, let's take
a break and we'll be back with Dan, maybe. Sick.
We'll be back. It says your AirPods were left
behind. Where'd you go? I don't know. Hopefully
they didn't get stolen. Somebody didn't break
into my car and take my backpack. Whatever. It's
probably, there's probably like a, you know,
like a range of error for that. Yeah, yeah. Welcome
back to Jeopardy. I guess we're here, unless
you want to put batteries in there. I don't care.
Yeah. It's not working. Is there any musical
things in this where we need to wear headphones?
No. All right, welcome to Jeopardy. I'm here
with your 32 -time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking
go. Standing at 5 '4", weighing 98 pounds, from
Glainsburg, New York, Daniel Delaney, 13, 14
-time winner. I'm 5 '5", and I'm 160 pounds.
5 '4 1⁄2". Five foot five and a half. Hey, you
know what? Listen, I was getting down in the
dumps the other day because I'm like, fuck, I'm
kind of short, right? It's kind of fucked up.
Like once in a while, once every couple of years,
I'll start getting like, fuck man, I'm really
fucking short. Do you know that like half the
world is that height? Like, all of India. That's
because there's so many Chinese people. Why did
I get, like, a way in intro? Why did he get a
way in intro? Japanese and Indian people are,
like, all that hype. Mexicans, too. Yeah. So...
Chinese is most of the planet. Hey, they're all
fucking hot, so I don't care. Alright. Please,
my friend. Please. Please, my friend. Categories
today. X marks the spot. More porn spoofs. Oh,
God. You didn't listen to the last one? Porn
spoofs. Hole in one. Indiana Jones. Jimmy Carter.
Band of books. Dan won the last one. Let's do
porn spoofs to start it off. Because I wasn't
here. We're in spoofs for 200. Jon Snow is hard
for this parody of the HBO high fantasy series.
What is Game of Thrones? No, it's a spoof, so
it's like a pun. What is Game of Thrones? I mean,
that wasn't what I was going for. I don't know,
I was just trying to guess. Game of, I don't
know, Game of Fox? I don't even need that. Game
of Bones. Oh, man. Dan's pick. So we have to
do like the porn name. Yeah, yeah. What the porn
parody would be. The porn parody would be. My
favorite one's the Harry Potter one. Dan's pick.
Same category. 400. This parody of a Holocaust
movie starring Liam Neeson might not fit. What
is Schindler's Dick? No, that doesn't even fit.
Awesome. That wasn't it? No. Wait, so say it
again. This parody of a Holocaust movie starring
Liam Neeson might not fit. I mean... Schindler's
dick is awesome. Dude, that was pretty fucking
good. Alright, I'll give you the points. Thank
you. Yeah, dude, he had to get that. I was going
for Schindler's fist. Oh, that's even better.
He said, yeah. All right. I want to continue
with this one because it's actually a funny category.
600. Don't get wet when watching this 2008 best
picture winner about a group of U .S. soldiers
who defuse bombs in Iraq. I know the name of
the movie, but I can't think of a porn name.
Don't get wet when watching this. Let's pitch
a winner. Don't get wet? Hold on a sec. Let's
figure this out. What could it be? Because we
both know the movie. What the fuck could that
be? What is Squirt Locker? Oh, yeah! That's a
good one. I literally was about to hit the button
to say Squirt Locker. Tied it up. Dan's pick.
Same category. 800. Matt Damon is just a janitor
with a genius level IQ and a throbbing heart
on. Good wood hunting? No. Wood will hunting?
What is good will hunting? I'll take it. Good
will humping. That shouldn't really count. No
point change for that one. Fine. 1 ,000. Brad
Pitt plays this New York Orleans man who ages
in reverse at this anal -focused spoof. What
is the curious case of Benjamin Button? That's
the name of the actual movie. Oh. What is the
curious case of Benjamin Buttsex? Not quite.
Anyone? The curious case of Benjamin's butthole.
Casey, can you kind of turn the screen? Because
I can see. Or just pivot it a little bit. Pivot!
Yeah, just like that. That's fine. You can tip
it back. Whose pick is that? X Marks the Spot,
Hole in One, Indiana Jones, Jimmy Carter, and
banned books. 200. This coming -of -age novel
by J .D. Salinger got banned for profanity, rebellion,
and making teenagers think. Come on. Catcher
in the Rye. Tyler's pick. I'll do the next one.
400. This George Orwell allegory. What is 1984?
Oh, no. I didn't finish the question yet. Ah,
fuck. George Orwell allegory was the inspiration
for a 1977 Pink Floyd album. What is another
brick in the wall? No. What is Animal Farm? Ah.
Ah, fuck. Well, I guess we'll continue with this
one because we're doing shitty on it. 600. What's
the scores? Tyler, you got negative 600. Dan's
got negative 400. You can wager. Negative 200.
A thousand, I guess. I guess I'll do 200. 200.
Harper Lee's Pulitzer Prize novel gets banned
regularly for racial slurs, yet it's literally
an anti -racist story. What is it? Huckleberry
Finn? No. To Kill a Mockingbird. Do you guys
read? No. No, dude. I haven't read since high
school. Tyler's pick. I guess we'll continue.
800. Ray Bradbury's novel about burning books
gets banned. What is Fahrenheit 451? Yeah, which
is painfully ironic because it might spontaneously
combust. Tyler's pick. Good move or good book.
I actually did read that one. I guess we'll continue
on. 1000. John Steinbeck's novel about migrant
workers and the American dream gets banned for
violence. Oh, never mind. I don't know what it
is. It gets banned for violence, profanity, and
the crime of being depressing. Also the name
of a hardcore band. Wait, hold on a second. Say
that again? John Steinbeck's novel about migrant
workers, American Dream. What is of mice and
men? Yes. That's what I was going to say. I wasn't
sure. That's actually one of my favorite books.
Look at the rabbits. What are the other categories?
X marks the spot. Hole in one. India Jones. Jimmy
Carter. Hole in one. Whatever the fuck that means.
200. This golf obstacle is also commonly known
as a sand trap. What is a bunker? What the fuck
is a bunker? It's a sand trap. How did you know
that? Because I have to do golf for my new job.
Did you say you have to do golf for your new
job? It's actually part of the job. I actually
have to go golfing. It's really funny. Oh, dude.
Actually, I'm going in a couple weeks. If you
want to practice. I'll try, yeah. Next week or
something. We'll see. You look like you've never
played a round of golf in your life. I play like
Happy Gilmore. I gotta teach you some shit. Alright,
Tyler. Continue on. 400. These type of golf clubs
are named after the material they are traditionally
made of. What is a nine iron? Iron. Damn. Or
wood. Damn! Golf. 600. Aim for the small strip
of grass between the fairway and the green. Fairway
and the green? Yeah. Fuck. I'm trying to think
of Wii Golf. It's... Be the fringe. Yeah. Time's
back. Holes. Hole in one. 800. This fictional
golfer famously claims the price is wrong, Bobby.
What is Happy Gilmore? Yeah. I guess we'll finish
this one out. 1 ,000. Kelly double. You got 2
,400. Dan's got what? Negative 400. Damn. We'll
do 400. 400. Color of the jacket worn in the
annual PGA Masters tournament. What's a gold
jacket? Oh, no. Green jacket? Green. Fuck. I
thought the gold jacket was when they wore them,
right? No, it's a green jacket. It's a green
jacket? Yeah, green. Oh, I'm thinking of the
Football Hall of Fame. You got X marks the spot,
Indiana Jones, Jimmy Carter. Let's do X marks
the spot. 200. A leader of the Nation of Islam.
His last name was Little. A leader of the Nation
of Islam? Yeah. Who's Malcolm X? I was going
to say Malcolm X. Damn! I was going to say Malcolm
X Tale, but I was not. I did not think he was
the leader of Islam. He is. The nation of Islam.
It's not Islam. It's a different subject. Not
Islam in general. Yeah, it's an extremist group
of Islam. Oh. Yeah. Tyler's pick. I guess we'll
continue with X. 400. The Dallas Cowboys defeated
the Pittsburgh Steelers in this event in 1976.
More specific. More specific. But it's Super
Bowl X. God damn. Yes. Super Bowl X. Okay. Tyler's
pick. Uh, X. 600. His real name was Jose Onfroy.
It was XXXTentacion. Jesus Christ. XXX tentacles.
800. This Ohio University, which commonly appears
in the NCAA basketball tournament, has won 18
conference championships. X. Ohio? Yeah. Ohio.
What is Xavier College? There you go, Dan. Oh!
Oh! Oh! Out of the negative. Dan's pick. Yes!
I've been watching the Sopranos again. Let's
do the same category. Thousand. A male usually
has one of these. X chromosomes. Who got that
first? I think Dan got that first. I got that
first. You got Indiana Jones and Jimmy Carter.
Fucking Jimmy Carter. Damn. Dude. Fucking Jimmy
Carter. 200. In his teens, Carter grew, packaged,
and sold these on his father's Georgia farm.
What is peanuts? Peanuts. The peanut farmer president.
Jimmy. 400. After leaving the White House, Carter
went on to build homes with this alternative
charity. Alternative charity? No. Alliterative
charity. Alliterative charity? Alliterative charity.
Yes. Jesus Christ. Jim Bob Carter. 600. Carter
saw the failure of Operation Eagle Claw to rescue
American hostages from this country. Was it Pakistan?
Nope. Damn it. Back in the negative. No, not
quite. I'm not going to guess. Iran. Ha! It's
one of those. I knew it was brown people. It's
one of those sand countries. Damn. Jim Bob. For
800. Scores, please. Daily Double. Ty's got 3
,600. Dan's got 800. I'll do 200. 200. Upon taking
office, Carter pardoned over 200 ,000 men who
had committed this federal crime. What is possession
of marijuana? That's draft evasion. I would too.
Yeah. 1 ,000? Jim Bob Carter, yeah. 1979 saw
Carter sign the SALT II Treaty with this Soviet
leader after a series of contentious summits.
What is Gorbachev? No. I'd actually be surprised
if you get this one. No, that was Brezhnev. Brezhnev.
Who the fuck is that? He's a Soviet leader. Tyler's
pick. Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones for $10 ,000.
For $1 ,000? Indiana Jones' real first name,
which he probably didn't use much because Dr.
Liz doesn't strike fear in the Nazis. That was
Henry. For 100. Or 200. 200. Rather than fighting
Nazis, India's adversaries in the 2008 film Kingdom
of the Crystal Skull saw him fighting these people.
Instead of the Nazis? Yep. I know it was about
aliens, but I don't remember who he was fighting.
Whatever. It could be the Soviets. 400. 400.
Name of Indy's blonde love interest in the Temple
of Doom. Do you know anything about Indiana Jones?
Really? Yeah, we'll time it off. Willie. I guess
600, Casey. 600. When Indy's not on an adventure,
this is his everyday job. Archaeologist. Technically,
yes. Archaeology. The professor. So do we both
get it? He buzzed first. But I said professor.
He said archaeologist. He's a professor of archaeology.
He is an archaeologist, bro. He's a professor
of archaeology. He is. He is. I say we both get
it. No, fuck that. You got too many points. Let's
make this a little more fair. I said it first.
Come on, bro. I would say Dan buzzed with the
right answer first. Finally, for 800, this ancient
Christian military order gets a deep dive in
the last crusade, complete with traps, swords,
and a 700 -year -old dude just vibing. What is
the Knights Templar? Damn. It's the last crusade.
Who else crusaded? That's what I got with that.
All right. Tyler's got 3 ,200. Dan's got 1 ,400.
go to final jeopardy which is a random question
generated by chat gbt oh my god what are my points
casey 1400 Yeah, that's too hard. I'm not gonna
go with that. I'm not gonna go with that. Why
is it okay? You know what? I'm not gonna finish
that. That's a retarded question. Is it actually
about a retard? Correct. The Hunchback of Notre
Dame. That's my answer. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.
Fucking Jack GBT is writing questions about retarded
shit. Give it a chance. Oh, okay. This is a good
one. Category is U .S. politics. God damn. He
was the first U .S. senator to be elected president
without having previously served as vice president
or governor. He was the what? The first U .S.
senator to be elected president without having
previously served as vice president or governor.
Elected president. The only one? The first one.
The first one. The first one to never have served?
As vice president or governor. Oh, but he's not
the only one. He was the first one. Yeah. Okay.
Hmm. Well, actually, I don't know if there was
another one. Burning a dog? I'm sorry. Dude,
the only one? The first one. I don't fucking
know. It could be. Let me ask GTPT. But not the
only. Not just the first one. Because Trump,
right? Right, that's why I was like, that's too...
No, but he wasn't... He wasn't a senator. Yeah,
but he was elected without being vice president
or governor. Yeah, but you said a senator that
was elected. Right, but he's also one of the
only people that hasn't. He was the only person
who wasn't a vice... But Trump was never a senator.
Right, but this is before Trump. Right. No, it's
just saying he's a senator and he's the only
person elected, the first person elected, without
being vice president or governor. Wait, he's
a senator? Yes. Well, a former senator. He's
a former senator that was president? Yeah. Was
he a senator before he was president? Yeah. Oh.
Well, that could be fucking... Fuck, man. I'm
just going to say, I'm fucking throwing out a
kiss. I don't know, dude. So it was never a governor
and never a vice president. But was a senator.
That could be like a lot of people, I feel like.
But... What's the first one? No, I think... I
think it's a question because traditionally people
have either been vice president or governor before
they're president. Really? Yeah. Can you send
me that beat that we made earlier? Yeah. It's
fucking fire, dude. I love that beat. That was
pretty fucking fire. We should upload it to Untitled
Beats. I don't know, dude. Untitled Beats. We
should really have a channel for Untitled Beats.
Because we made a decent amount of them. Tyler
says... Ronald Raygun. He's on 3100. Dan says
Barack Obama. Oh, that's correct. Oh, damn. Dan
wagered $13 .99. $27 .99. Falls just short. Damn,
you almost pulled it off, Dan. That was good.
Damn. I guess it's not the chair. It's not the
chair. I thought I'd give it a try, though. That
was like a Hail Mary from Dan. He got it, though.
Damn. I made some. Obama was never governor or
anything. Really? I made some progress coming
back. You did? Covered some distance. Yep. Still
number 33. He's off by 400. That was close. You
know, you had me running. You had me running.
Win number 33 from Tyler. Jesus fucking God.
So, Dan, before you go, do you got anything?
Huh? Before you go, do you got anything you'd
like to say on the podcast? Anything that you'd
like to talk to me about the Pope or anything
like that that you have questions about? Because
last episode, I heard you shit -talking the Pope.
I wasn't shit -talking the Pope. What? You shit
-talked the Pope? You were shit -talking the
Pope, both of you. Oh, I was shit -talking the
Pope. Imagine being like, you know, it must be
such an honor, right, to be elected the leader,
like the lead make -believer. Like, I am the
lead. Like, you believe this make -believe story,
but I'm like the leader. Like, I believe harder
than you. Well, dude, I mean, we could do the
same thing. It's like, I'm not going to knock
anybody. Casey, earlier in the episode, when
you listen to this later, because I know you
listen to the episodes. Me and him had a really
good conversation about the Pope and stuff. Now
he's just being insulting. It was just me and
him and we could have a decent conversation without
one of you retards coming in and egging him on
or egging me on. We actually have a decent conversation.
I'll have to listen to it on the way home. It
should be the Tyler and Casey show. I like how
the Pope just gets his job because he knows this
fucking made -up story the best. Is that how
he gets the job, actually? No. There's a lot
of political things behind it, too. So the Pope
died, of course, as you guys know. And then they
have a papal conclave where they have 140 cardinals
come in and talk and vote on who they're going
to make the next Pope. And they have to agree
upon it. A certain number have to agree upon
it. Two -thirds, yeah. And then the new Pope
gets... initiated as the Pope, and the Pope takes
a name of a saint or somebody, religious figures
that came before him. Hey, look, this Pope shit
is really interesting and all, but I got to split.
All right. How about you keep talking about the
Pope, and I'm going to take off. All right. I
think it's about time for us to call it a night
anyway. I didn't mean to cut you off. I just
got to split. You're good. I mean, that's fine.
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As always, be kind to yourself. And each other.
We out. Fuck off. That sounded just like Ally
Mack. For all we know, robots have souls. We
just don't know if they do or don't. How do you
know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the spearmen
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts? They're killing already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super
soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, so did they come from our planet? Then
they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
eyes while holding their pulse feel them die
of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think
that the government has taken it to the next
level with the birds they know what birds are
going to cross paths with you that you are going
to be able to raise and they are going to make
them so fucking real they're going to sink money
into them because they know that You put that
motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be able
to convince you that thing is fucking real. You
can cut it open, you're gonna see blood, guts,
no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology
is absolutely violent. Which, by the way, big
brother, is the Overlord Kid. We're only living
in the third dimension! is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.
Okay? Look it up. Look it up. He said that he
was doing this shit. George Soros actually