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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the pyramid come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers super soldiers

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then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

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Welcome to Untitled Podcast. The Kanye West crash

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out special. It's episode 104. Have I been gone

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for three episodes? Yeah. Listen to Cousins by

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Kanye West. Dude, this motherfucker needs some

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fucking Seroquel and some fucking Olantafine.

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This dude's off the rails. Did he come out and

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he's like, I am gay. But am I? I don't know.

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I think he said he was gay. I don't even know

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what's happening with Kanye anymore. We jumped

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on this Kanye train like, what, three years ago

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at the beginning of the podcast? Yeah, I always

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loved Kanye. It's just getting out of hand. I'd

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also like to talk about his newest song. Oh,

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Heil Hitler? Yeah, his newest song called Hail

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Hitler. Dude, people are just such like fucking

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blatant Nazis now. I don't think Kanye West is

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a Nazi. I think he's mentally challenged. I think

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he had a mental breakdown. I think the nitrous

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got to him. It's like socially acceptable for

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like half the people to be racist now. I don't

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even know what's happening anymore. No, a lot

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of people are fucking losing their minds right

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now. I think on both sides, they're fucking just

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going nuts. Well, if you think about it, what

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did you expect that was going to happen? Like,

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this is the end stage of the two -party system

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that we're currently in, where both sides are

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literally retarded. End stage American disease.

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People got bad because Trump posted a picture

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of himself as the Pope. I thought it was funny.

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I thought it was funny too. As a Catholic, I

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thought it was funny. They're like, don't make

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a mockery of us. I'm like, you guys make a mockery

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of yourselves. We don't make a mockery of ourselves.

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Dude, these people, they're wearing like fucking,

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they look like Harry Potter robes. And they're

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like doing fucking magic spells and rituals.

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And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Bro,

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you got to admit, Catholics have the best drip.

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We are drippy as fuck, dude. Yeah, they got fucking

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ice on. We have the best ice, dude. We don't

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get it from no gas station. We get those holy

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gems from blood diamonds, dude. And a new pope

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today. Pope. Pope Leo. Yeah, but what's his real

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name? I don't know what his real name is. I know

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it's Pope Leo, though. Pope. Yeah, it's Robert

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Prevost of Chicago. Abimus Papum. Christos Rex.

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Let's go. I think there was some kind of conspiracy

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to elect an American pope so that we could have

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more control of world politics. That's not true.

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I mean... Who listens to the Pope for political

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things? I think a lot of people do. The Pope

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is the leader of the church, so he determines

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what morals people have. That's not true. It

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is, no, because... That's not true. Pope Francis

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was like, we have to take in immigrants and love

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everybody, and so that affected world politics.

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If you actually look at papal doctrine, papal

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doctrine is not supposed to be involved in politics.

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It's only supposed to be internal church affairs.

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Well, I'm not saying it should affect politics,

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but it affects the people, like the way the people

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live their lives. If you're fucking stupid. This

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pope was like, I guess, more of a centrist, but

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he had some like social liberal views. Yeah,

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he's. He's a moderate pope, which is what all

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popes should be. I feel like popes should more

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be apolitical than anything because they're the

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pope. They're not a fucking political figure.

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This pope hates J .D. Vance. He posted a lot

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of tweets trashing J .D. Vance. He also posted

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anti -LGBT shit, so it's just all over the place.

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J .D. Vance is wrong. Jesus doesn't ask us to

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rank our love for others. As Trump views Oval

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Office Fed's illicit deportation of a U .S. resident,

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once an El Salvadorian himself, do you not see

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the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed?

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How can you stay quiet? So that's what the Pope

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said. All right. Like I said, I don't really

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care about politics anymore. I just kind of gotten,

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you know, I don't even know the word for it.

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I'm just like. to it, I guess, at this point.

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Yeah, it's gone out of control. Like, even you,

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who's, like, super politically active, you're

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just like, I don't even know anymore. Shit's

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just fucking weird. Well, it's just become, like,

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20 years ago, they were, like, making, like,

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satire of politics, and it's just become the

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fucking satire world now. Like, we're living

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in, like, the future, like, bullshit timeline.

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Bro, we live in a cyberpunk dystopia already.

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We fucking live in a corporate autocracy of the

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entire planet. It's not just America. It's not

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just England. It's not just, you know, China.

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The entire world's ran by the fucking, you know,

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global populace fucking corporate autocracy.

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Yeah, I was thinking about playing cyberpunk.

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It's a good game, actually. It's a really good

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game, actually. I never really played it more

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than, like... Well, now all the bugs and stuff

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are ironed out. So it's like actually a good

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game now. Because now that fucking GTA 6 is delayed

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till May 26th. Because they don't want to do

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fucking overtime. Mind you, next year. I can't

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make a game in fucking 13 years. Fuck you. It's

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crunch time, bitches. Get on it. It's fucking

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crunch time. You could have had that game out

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by the fucking... I shit you not. If they didn't

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focus so much on Grand Theft Auto 5's like fucking

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online, this game would have came out like six

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years ago. I've never played Grand Theft Auto

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online. No, but that's what I'm talking about.

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Like they spent, they've been updating Grand

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Theft Auto 5's online since 2013. Yeah, I don't

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even care about it. It's fucking scumbags who

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stay home all day and just fucking grief on Grand

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Theft Auto online. That they keep updating it

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for. Like, I tried, like, I like Grand Theft

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Auto 5. I mean, it's Grand Theft Auto. Just the

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story mode. The story mode's good. I tried to

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get online, I think, two or three years ago,

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just starting off like a level one guy because

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you can't, like, you know, power level or whatever

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in Grand Theft Auto. Like, you have to, like,

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actively, like, work for it. You can't even get

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online. Like, if you start off at level one,

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you're not fucking... you're fucked because you

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get into the thing. Some guy's going to snipe

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you from halfway across the map or come in in

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a flying fucking motorcycle and shoot you with

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a missile. It's just like, bro, I just want to

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get, I want to play online. But motherfuckers

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just love griefing. I just didn't understand

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it for like a solid five years. I would like

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get online and then some random dude would just

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drive by and fucking get me. And I'd be like,

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what is the point of this? What is the point

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of this? I really liked Red Dead Online, but

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they killed Red Dead Online. oh like red dead

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online's dead now never played that red dead

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online was actually fun because you could it

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wasn't just like the same fucking thing like

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oh we got a new heist in a new casino like red

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dead online you could actually be a bounty hunter

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an outlaw or a trades person and like you got

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to choose like whatever path you went down and

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each of those paths had like a storyline that

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you could follow and it was cool because If you

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want to be neutral, you'd be a trades person.

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You'd trade to everybody. If you want to be,

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you know, a morally like good cowboy, you'd be

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a lawman. And if you want to be a morally bad

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cowboy, you'd be an outlaw. And there's a war

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between the outlaws and the lawmen. And then

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the tradesmen would just be giving us stuff on

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either side. And it was really cool. It was like

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cops and robbers. And like, it was like, you

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know, cowboys and outlaws, but like. You got

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to play it as the game. It was really cool. Yeah,

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I love the story mode of Red Dead 2. Yeah, Red

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Dead 2's story was fantastic. I hate that at

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the end they killed off fucking Arthur. Oh, yeah.

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Because you have to play as John, and I liked

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John in the first one, but after playing as Arthur

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for so many hours, I'm like, I don't want to

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be fucking John. I want to be Arthur. You can

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just, yeah, play it up to the last mission. Just

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don't do the last mission. Yeah. You just fucking

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stay as Arthur. Because John can't swim. That's

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like a thing. Like, John can't swim. Arthur can.

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I never noticed that. It's a callback to the

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first game that John... So he just drowns when

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you go in the water? Like, he immediately starts,

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like, his health bar starts going boop, boop,

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boop, boop, boop, boop, as soon as he gets into

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the water. What an asshole. Why doesn't he just

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learn how to swim? I don't know. It's not hard.

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I don't understand people that can't swim. It's

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a basic human task. Learn how to swim, bro. And

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even people who live in an urban environment,

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you have public pools and stuff that you can

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learn how to swim at. It's funny because you

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are naturally born to know how to swim as a baby,

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but then after three years, you lose it. Yeah,

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yeah. And they had the mammalian dive instinct,

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too. Yeah. Which is always weird to me, but whatever.

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The diving reflex. How do you think an American

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pope is? Is it going to be good for the world?

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Well, they said it would never happen. They always

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said that the pope was going to be somewhere

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fucking that wasn't America. But we finally got

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an American pope. And it was a really short conclave.

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It was only a day. It was like a day and a half

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that it took to put in this new pope. So that

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means that most people were in agreement that

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this pope was the one that they wanted. I think,

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yeah, probably a centrist. is better because

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people are so extreme right now. Like you need

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somebody that's a level head in this fucking

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chaos. I was like, guys, like fucking stop the

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shit. And I think he's only like 65 too. So he's

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going to be around for a little bit. He's 69.

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So he's going to be around for longer than, than

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most of these popes. You never know. He could

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get shot in the ear and he did. All right, Casey.

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Hey, just saying. Um, But so how sure are you

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on a scale of 100, one to 100 % that the afterlife

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is real, that God is real? 100%. Yeah. How can

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you be 100 % sure? Just from what I've seen with

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like the paranormal and stuff and shit like that

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and, you know, personal experiences with, you

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know, religion and God. I just have enough evidence

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for myself personally that I don't have any doubts.

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Damn. I'd say I have like 0 .0001 % or something

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like that. Because I think everything is possible.

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Like there's a chance of everything being possible.

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So the chance of God being real is like infinitely

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small. Right? You can't say that God is definitely

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not real because there's a small chance of that.

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But it's like infinitely small. But if you look

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at how the world's laid out, it's perfectly made

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for us. It really is. And I feel like if you

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look at the mountains, you look at the plains,

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you look at even the fucking desert, all this

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shit was made for us. And it was made for different

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types of people. Yeah, but there's other people

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out there. The fucking aliens are coming. They

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found them. They found them? Yeah. They found

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the aliens? Yeah, they're starting to say, like,

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there was this one guy who, like, used to work

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for Area 51 or whatever. Is that the guy who

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was on Joe Rogan? I think this is a new guy.

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Like, the dude with glasses and he's got, like,

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frayed out, like, blonde hair? No, I saw that

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guy. He's, like, yeah, he's, like, kind of crazy.

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But this guy is just a normal guy. And he's,

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like, yeah. They're out there, bro. Like, they

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fucking lock them down. They keep those secret,

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that shit secret. I mean... If there's, like,

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uh... Alien, like, crashes that happened, like,

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on Earth, like... Why is it only... We went to

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the moon. We went to Mars. Why did aliens only

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crash on our planet? I'm sure they visited many

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planets. Probably to get here, they would have

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to travel millions of light years. Or maybe not.

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Because if you look at the Titan, the moon from

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Saturn, I believe it has water on it. But we

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haven't been able to get to it because the pressure

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is too much from Jupiter. How would they be able

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to get to us? It'd only be through like a black

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hole because like the things that we could see,

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we can't see anything like millions of light

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years away. Like we can see it, but there's nothing.

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So they would have to have traveled. I don't

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think it's a black hole, but it might be a wormhole.

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Like they might have like a wormhole generator

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because I watched the videos on like the wormhole.

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visualizing a wormhole where like they fold the

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piece of paper and then you poke the pencil through

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yeah but they like i don't know exactly like

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space is the is the place to go at this point

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like I don't want to explore the deep ocean.

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I'd rather explore space. Fucking space is a

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lot bigger than the deep ocean. But that's what

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I'm talking about. I would rather go to space

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than the ocean. But all scientists have said

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it's easier to keep a person alive in space than

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it is under the ocean. Really? Yeah. Because

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under the ocean, you got to worry about the pressures,

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the shit like that. Under space, there's no pressure.

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That makes it easier. Because the deeper you

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go in the ocean, like exploring a deep ocean

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is harder than exploring space. Yeah, but if

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you take your helmet off, your head will just

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explode. In both cases, it would do that. Oh

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yeah, your head would implode underwater. Yeah.

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Like if you fucking crack the window on a submarine.

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It implodes like we found out with the Titanic.

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Oh, is that what happened to the first people?

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Yeah, there was one of the seals cracked or something,

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and it just imploded. Also, it was using an Xbox

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controller to control it, which is hysterical.

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Fuck you, Brian Thompson. Yeah, I think there's

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definitely shit out there, bro, that we haven't

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found yet. What about ghosts? Yeah, they're definitely

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out there, too. So if you believe that there's

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ghosts out there, how do you believe that there's

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not an afterlife? Well, there is. It would have

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to be an afterlife. You would still have to have

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a spirit in order to be a ghost. That's the point.

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So, I mean, I said it was possible, I guess,

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to have an afterlife. That doesn't mean God is

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necessarily real. But if we have souls, where

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did the souls come from? I don't know. Where

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did anything come from? Where did God come from?

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God doesn't know. Where does God's soul come

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from? God doesn't know where God came from. Does

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anybody know where God came from? No. But when

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God dies, does he go to the afterlife? God doesn't

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die. He's so incomprehensible to us that God

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isn't a big guy up in the sky. God is something

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so incomprehensible to us. God is a force. God

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is so incomprehensible to us. that we can't understand

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him. I think that's one of the biggest parts

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with me and Catholicism is that God is so hard

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to describe and hard to put into a box because

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you can't put it into a box. God, I feel like,

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is energy. God is physical. God is not physical

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at the same time. I feel like God is the closest

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thing that we got because they said, When Moses

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in the Old Testament talked to God, he was talking

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to a burning bush, but he said it wasn't fire.

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It was something like fire. And it was like,

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try describing something that you don't know

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how to describe in words, but the closest thing

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that you can get is fire. So I'm like, I don't,

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the closest thing that you can get to describing

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what God is, is like a fire. It's like a universal

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force that maybe he can turn himself into a person

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sometimes to be familiar to people. And that's

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what Jesus was. He made himself in the physical

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form as Jesus. And then he tortured himself.

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He became Jesus to be tortured to understand

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what it was to be human. Because God didn't know

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how it felt to be human. And God also sent Jesus

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who's... Technically God, technically human,

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it's a whole, you know, the Holy Trinity thing,

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like how they're all the same but different.

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The whole thing with that was with God becoming

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man through Christ, he understood, he got to

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experience what it was to be human, what it was

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to experience joy, sadness, pain, suffering,

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and then he came back. After he was crucified,

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because he was the sacrifice, because if you...

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The fuck's going on over there? I rerouted my

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sump up into the sink there. Oh, okay. But if

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you listen to Christ's words before... Jesus,

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there was, you had to sacrifice a lamb or sacrifice

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money or sacrifice something to God to pray to

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him. Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice. So we

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don't have to sacrifice anymore. All we have

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to do is follow him and that's enough. Damn.

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That sounds a lot like what Dan said, where like

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we're put on the earth to experience lessons

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and like sacrifice and shit. Yeah. So do you

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think when God dies, he'll go to hell for a child

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with leukemia? So let me ask you this. When you

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die and you have like a judgment, right? That

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says whether you're going to go to hell or heaven.

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Or purgatory. Yeah. So if you've committed sins

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in your life, can you still get into heaven just

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because you repent for them? Yes. That's the

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whole thing. But what if you're like, like you

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have to repent before you die or can you just

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repent when you're at the fucking gates? So that's

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the thing with purgatory is if you, purgatory

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is for people who aren't evil and are actually

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good people, but they haven't repented for the

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sins that they committed. So purgatory is a in

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between heaven and, and life. It's a, it's a

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place to atone for sins. for X amount of time

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or X amount of things that you had to do. Um,

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I like Dante's interpretation of, um, of purgatory

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where you have to walk up a mountain. Like it's

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like a, it's a big mountain with like a spiral,

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like walkway through it. And depending on your

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sins and depending on like how, how much you

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need to atone for the mountain can be a small

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mountain to a mountain that seems insurmountable,

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but it. A good person that didn't atone for their

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sins is going to go to purgatory and have to

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be purified through something in purgatory. It's

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some sort of trial and trepidation that you have

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to go through in purgatory to get to the next

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step, which is heaven. Because heaven is a land

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of purity, a land of no sin, happiness, joy.

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Purgatory is a... Not necessarily empty, but

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it's a place to atone for sins. And hell is a

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eternal damnation of you didn't repent for your

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sins, you actively sinned on purpose, and you

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didn't feel any remorse for your sins. So there

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must be a lot of aborted babies in purgatory

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because they didn't repent for sins or get baptized.

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Or do they just go straight to hell? It's said

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by, I forgot which Pope, but babies that died

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before being able to be baptized were welcomed

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into heaven because they were unable to know

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God. It's said by who? I forgot which Pope I

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said. But how does the Pope know that? The Pope

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is... The Pope spoke to God and he told him that?

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No, the Pope is basically the closest that you

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can get to the... interpretation of the bible

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through each pope but how does that pope know

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that's specifically true like that rule is studying

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the bible studying um religious doctrine studying

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all this so what about like jeffrey dalmer when

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he went to the fucking parley gates and he was

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like i repented for my shit if if you truly repented

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and you truly And you truly, that's the thing.

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You have to actually be sorry for what you did.

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You have to actively turn away from the sin that

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you've committed and sin no more. Basically,

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the whole thing with confession and stuff like

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that, people think that confession is like, oh,

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a priest is forgiving your sins. It's not that.

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It's you making your sin real by going to talk

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to somebody about it. It's like... The best way

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I can describe like a reconciliation thing is

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like, you know, when you're having, you know,

00:25:03.170 --> 00:25:06.049
mental health problems, when you talk to a therapist,

00:25:06.069 --> 00:25:08.009
it makes it like a real thing, right? It's the

00:25:08.009 --> 00:25:10.049
same kind of thing, yeah. So like when you go

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and talk to a priest, when you tell them your

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sins, when you tell the priest your sins, you're

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repenting for them because you're making that

00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:22.490
sin real and you're saying... I'm sorry for committing

00:25:22.490 --> 00:25:26.250
this sin. Yeah. That's psychology. Yeah. But

00:25:26.250 --> 00:25:31.990
that came from like the psychology of like therapy

00:25:31.990 --> 00:25:35.950
came a bit from reconciliation because they realized

00:25:35.950 --> 00:25:39.250
like the scientist, after people left reconciliation,

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they felt so much better after making their shortcomings

00:25:43.930 --> 00:25:47.710
like a reality. Because when you say like, I

00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:51.940
go into, let's say, I go into confession, and

00:25:51.940 --> 00:25:54.900
I talk to the priest, and I say, hey. Forgive

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me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been X amount

00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:01.859
of time since I've been to confession. And then

00:26:01.859 --> 00:26:06.700
he says, all right, what burdens you, my son?

00:26:07.019 --> 00:26:10.279
And I'm like, okay, X, Y, Z. I killed a bunch

00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:14.140
of Jews. If you say you murdered someone, you

00:26:14.140 --> 00:26:16.819
have to tell the cops. That's the thing with

00:26:16.819 --> 00:26:23.559
confession is that priests are forced to never.

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Like, the seal of confession, if you break the

00:26:26.390 --> 00:26:27.869
seal of confession, you'll be excommunicated

00:26:27.869 --> 00:26:30.849
as a priest. Okay, but that's also accessory

00:26:30.849 --> 00:26:34.990
to murder. No, it's not. It's its own... If somebody,

00:26:35.009 --> 00:26:36.829
like, confesses to murder and you don't tell

00:26:36.829 --> 00:26:38.730
the police, that you could be, like, an accessory.

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That's why confession's anonymous. Oh, anonymous.

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I always saw, like, in movies that they, like...

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like shake the guy's hand before they go in the

00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:50.220
fucking booth. No, no, that's, that's in movies.

00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:54.500
Confession is in actual churches. There's two

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ways. There's the curtain and then there's the

00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:58.539
box. But the priest knows your voice. He like

00:26:58.539 --> 00:27:01.200
knows the people that are in his parish. It's

00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:04.059
the, it's the whole thing where you just, you

00:27:04.059 --> 00:27:07.980
don't, it's the anonymity of it. So. I could

00:27:07.980 --> 00:27:10.240
tell you, hey, I murdered somebody, and you'd

00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:12.619
be like, that's probably Tyler's voice, but I'm

00:27:12.619 --> 00:27:16.539
not positive. I think I would recognize. Yeah,

00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:19.299
I killed a bunch of Jews. I'm kind of retarded.

00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:22.940
But the thing is, with reconciliation, it's supposed

00:27:22.940 --> 00:27:26.119
to be anonymous. So they have a time at most

00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:29.720
churches where you can go and do confession,

00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:33.599
and you stand in line, and you sit there, and

00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:35.220
then when the door closes, it's just you and

00:27:35.220 --> 00:27:39.400
the priest, and there's either... A curtain or

00:27:39.400 --> 00:27:41.720
the box things that you've seen in movies with

00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.660
like, just like the slit in the wall. Yeah. And

00:27:44.660 --> 00:27:49.140
you sit down and you confess your sins. He basically,

00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:52.000
and the thing is with, with most of the time,

00:27:52.019 --> 00:27:56.299
if you, you get penance after each time you've

00:27:56.299 --> 00:28:00.619
go to confession to absolve yourself of the sin.

00:28:00.700 --> 00:28:03.890
And when he says, what I was trying to get to

00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:07.269
with talking about confession is at the end of

00:28:07.269 --> 00:28:09.069
each confession, he gives you your penance and

00:28:09.069 --> 00:28:12.069
then he says, go forth and sin no more. Basically,

00:28:12.230 --> 00:28:14.990
on the Jeffrey Dahmer thing that you were saying,

00:28:15.130 --> 00:28:17.529
when the priest says, go forth and sin no more,

00:28:17.650 --> 00:28:20.009
it means turn away from the sins that you committed

00:28:20.009 --> 00:28:26.230
and repent from them. So basically, It's like

00:28:26.230 --> 00:28:29.049
the priest being like, hey, asshole, don't sin

00:28:29.049 --> 00:28:31.630
again. Don't be a retard. This guy's got tea

00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:34.690
on everybody. He's got all the fucking gossip.

00:28:34.869 --> 00:28:36.890
He must look at people and be like, you motherfucker.

00:28:37.609 --> 00:28:41.109
Like, you're fucking cheating on your wife. But

00:28:41.109 --> 00:28:44.970
the thing is, because it's a freedom of religion

00:28:44.970 --> 00:28:48.529
act in the United States, at least, you can't

00:28:48.529 --> 00:28:53.089
force a priest to... You can't force a priest

00:28:53.089 --> 00:28:57.200
to... to testify and break the confessional seal

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because it's kind of like lawyer -client privilege,

00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:04.480
but in a religion sense. Religion gets special

00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:08.700
rules. There shouldn't be laws that religion

00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:12.920
is exempt from. But if you tell a Muslim that

00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:16.160
they can't pray five times a day or something,

00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:21.359
like towards Mecca, that's illegal, right? Because

00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.900
it's forcing them to not. partake in their religion.

00:29:24.420 --> 00:29:27.500
Basically, the seal of confession is one of the

00:29:27.500 --> 00:29:29.220
biggest parts of our religion, that a priest

00:29:29.220 --> 00:29:32.059
can't tell people the sins that you committed,

00:29:32.140 --> 00:29:35.240
because when you do that, it's supposed to be

00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:37.079
in confidence. It's supposed to be anonymous.

00:29:37.500 --> 00:29:39.279
And that's part of the reason why it's anonymous,

00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:44.319
because even if they're asked about it, they

00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:47.200
don't know who it was because they haven't seen

00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:50.500
the person. Yeah. If you tell your therapist

00:29:50.500 --> 00:29:52.819
you killed somebody or you're going to kill yourself,

00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:55.720
they have to tell people about it. But that's

00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:58.259
the difference between religion and therapy.

00:29:58.619 --> 00:30:03.259
What if I say psychology is my religion? I guess

00:30:03.259 --> 00:30:05.940
you can say that. Can't you say anything's your

00:30:05.940 --> 00:30:08.779
religion? I think there's certain ground rules

00:30:08.779 --> 00:30:12.900
that it has to be like XYZ thing. Say I walked

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:15.220
into work with a beard and there was no beard

00:30:15.220 --> 00:30:18.640
to let. And I was like... Well, my religion says

00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.500
I have to have a beard, and it's just a fucking

00:30:21.500 --> 00:30:25.279
religion I just made up. Well, Norse pagan, I

00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:30.079
think certain sects of Islam require you to not

00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:34.619
shave your beard. Hasidic Jews, I think, can't

00:30:34.619 --> 00:30:36.880
shave their beards either. Yeah, but what if

00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:40.039
I just make up the religion? I don't know. I

00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.420
think there's certain stipulations that it has

00:30:42.420 --> 00:30:46.730
to be an organized, recognized religion. With

00:30:46.730 --> 00:30:49.410
Jeffrey Dahmer, I'd be like, dude, you cut off

00:30:49.410 --> 00:30:51.670
people's heads and ate them. You're not going

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:53.990
to heaven. If I was God, I'd be like, yeah, no.

00:30:54.410 --> 00:30:57.910
Send them down. I don't think that he actually

00:30:57.910 --> 00:31:00.309
repented. I think that he was doing that to...

00:31:00.309 --> 00:31:03.730
Yeah. I was watching this documentary about prison.

00:31:04.970 --> 00:31:08.470
About prison. Yeah. They were saying how a lot

00:31:08.470 --> 00:31:11.440
of people go to church. And they like become

00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:14.380
born again fucking Christians in prison. And

00:31:14.380 --> 00:31:17.240
there's this like old black dude who worked at

00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.299
the store for giving clothes to people who just

00:31:20.299 --> 00:31:22.420
got out. And he was like super salty about all

00:31:22.420 --> 00:31:25.220
the prisoners. And he was like, they just fucking

00:31:25.220 --> 00:31:28.980
go to church because they get out of their cells

00:31:28.980 --> 00:31:31.180
and get to like socialize with other people on

00:31:31.180 --> 00:31:34.529
Sundays. And then like, you know, they're acting

00:31:34.529 --> 00:31:36.190
like they're good people, but they're not actually

00:31:36.190 --> 00:31:38.549
sorry. And he's like, when people get out of

00:31:38.549 --> 00:31:40.509
jail, the first thing that they throw away is

00:31:40.509 --> 00:31:43.029
like their Bible, like most people, because they're

00:31:43.029 --> 00:31:46.589
just like using kind of religion to get through

00:31:46.589 --> 00:31:50.470
as like a social thing. But that's a thing like

00:31:50.470 --> 00:31:54.630
in Catholicism, that would be heresy, throwing

00:31:54.630 --> 00:31:58.450
away like a Bible that like pretending to be

00:31:58.450 --> 00:32:01.839
what, like pretending to be religious to... just

00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:05.339
get like special privileges and stuff is, is

00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:09.500
a heresy in, in, in my religion. Um, but there's

00:32:09.500 --> 00:32:11.839
also a lot of people who just actually become

00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:15.420
Christians and they're like born again. If, if

00:32:15.420 --> 00:32:18.359
you truly repent for your, for your sins, it's

00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:22.859
a prisoner can get released. Like for most crimes,

00:32:23.019 --> 00:32:27.410
a prisoner will get released. Do you think that

00:32:27.410 --> 00:32:29.130
that prisoner should be fucked for the rest of

00:32:29.130 --> 00:32:30.869
their life and never be able to get a job, never

00:32:30.869 --> 00:32:34.910
be able to have a firearm? It depends on what

00:32:34.910 --> 00:32:36.890
they did, really. Do you think that the punishment

00:32:36.890 --> 00:32:41.309
should last longer than the prison? No, probably

00:32:41.309 --> 00:32:48.789
not, no. So I feel like the punishment, if you're

00:32:48.789 --> 00:32:51.970
looking at it, kind of like your sin is going

00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:55.710
to prison. Why are you continually being punished

00:32:55.710 --> 00:32:58.990
for a crime that you already served your time

00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:03.130
for? That's one of the things that I have a big

00:33:03.130 --> 00:33:07.690
problem with prison and jail and people who've

00:33:07.690 --> 00:33:10.630
gotten out of prison. If you're truly reformed,

00:33:10.630 --> 00:33:13.549
you're truly not going to commit a crime again,

00:33:13.690 --> 00:33:18.109
you shouldn't be held to that crime that you

00:33:18.109 --> 00:33:21.210
committed because you already did the time for

00:33:21.210 --> 00:33:24.359
the crime. I feel like the shit after you get

00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:25.980
out of prison is kind of fucking ridiculous.

00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:30.339
You have to say on every single job if you got

00:33:30.339 --> 00:33:33.839
a felony and you went to jail for it, and people

00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:36.180
won't hire you because of that. But isn't that

00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:39.400
just continually punishing you for a crime that

00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:44.259
you already paid your debt to society with either

00:33:44.259 --> 00:33:47.539
prison time or fines? It is, yeah. Actually,

00:33:47.539 --> 00:33:50.220
in California now, I just saw they're doing this

00:33:50.220 --> 00:33:53.039
thing where it's more like, um the thing that

00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:55.900
franklin or kyle franklin was describing where

00:33:55.900 --> 00:33:58.180
it's like about reform rather than punishment

00:33:58.180 --> 00:34:01.819
and so there's like this big compound it's called

00:34:01.819 --> 00:34:05.380
prison land prison prison land it's like in la

00:34:05.950 --> 00:34:09.469
uh, like LA County. Um, and they're actually

00:34:09.469 --> 00:34:11.510
trying to do this with all the California prisons

00:34:11.510 --> 00:34:14.550
now, but it's like about education. Like you

00:34:14.550 --> 00:34:17.349
can take like nuclear physics college classes

00:34:17.349 --> 00:34:20.110
and like you could take a bunch of high school

00:34:20.110 --> 00:34:23.369
college classes. Um, like you're allowed to like

00:34:23.369 --> 00:34:26.889
go outside and like roam free. Um, people have

00:34:26.889 --> 00:34:30.150
like horses, people have dogs, people have jobs,

00:34:30.190 --> 00:34:33.849
like people are supervisors at jobs. Yeah. And

00:34:33.849 --> 00:34:36.360
like, but the thing is, there are some crimes

00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.760
that like, if you're like a murdering psychopath,

00:34:38.840 --> 00:34:42.099
you might not want, like, I feel like there should

00:34:42.099 --> 00:34:44.699
be like for petty crimes, like fucking theft.

00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.719
And you know, like, yeah, there was this woman

00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:49.920
who's fucking stabbed somebody in the neck and

00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.380
she was just casually talking about it while

00:34:51.380 --> 00:34:55.880
she was petting her horse. I feel like that's,

00:34:55.880 --> 00:35:00.980
I feel like that's too far, but like, like I

00:35:00.980 --> 00:35:03.260
feel like there should be like jail for people

00:35:03.260 --> 00:35:05.900
like, like, you know, Well, she was kind of justified

00:35:05.900 --> 00:35:09.159
because the gang stabbed her brother or they

00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:11.219
killed her brother. And so she stabbed him in

00:35:11.219 --> 00:35:15.440
the neck. But I feel like there should be jail

00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:18.079
for people who are literal dangerous society,

00:35:18.340 --> 00:35:21.340
like actual dangerous society that like, and

00:35:21.340 --> 00:35:23.949
you have to be proven. I feel like. If you're

00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:27.570
proven by a board of psychology professors or

00:35:27.570 --> 00:35:30.869
psychology doctors that you are actually a threat

00:35:30.869 --> 00:35:33.090
to society, you don't get to go to the reform

00:35:33.090 --> 00:35:36.050
prison. You go to the prison prison. But if you're

00:35:36.050 --> 00:35:39.329
just stupid and you stole a car or something,

00:35:39.449 --> 00:35:42.769
but you're not an evil person, I feel like you

00:35:42.769 --> 00:35:45.789
can reform somebody who stole a car. Dude, but

00:35:45.789 --> 00:35:47.949
New York State prisons are like hell on earth.

00:35:48.750 --> 00:35:51.170
They're like, you know, literal hellhole. And

00:35:51.170 --> 00:35:55.590
if you put somebody in like a lockdown hellhole

00:35:55.590 --> 00:35:57.809
for 20 years, their mental health is going to

00:35:57.809 --> 00:36:00.250
suffer. They're not going to get better. No.

00:36:00.369 --> 00:36:05.059
I mean, in some cases. I'm not saying the reform

00:36:05.059 --> 00:36:07.800
thing is a bad idea, but I am saying that there

00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.159
are some crimes and some people that should be

00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:12.480
considered dangerous to society and be locked

00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:16.099
away from society. But like I was saying, I do

00:36:16.099 --> 00:36:20.500
agree with the reformed, reforming -type jail

00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:25.880
confinement instead of being locked in there

00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:28.099
with psychopaths that are like, I want to stab!

00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:33.400
So should they be locked away forever? I feel

00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:35.579
like if there's some crimes that you should be

00:36:35.579 --> 00:36:38.199
locked away forever for, like, you know, rape,

00:36:38.300 --> 00:36:41.920
murder, you know, shit like that. But, like,

00:36:41.980 --> 00:36:46.480
theft, drugs, you know. If someone's addicted

00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:48.260
to drugs and they get charged with, like, you

00:36:48.260 --> 00:36:50.400
know, drug possession, part of their reform,

00:36:50.539 --> 00:36:54.519
I think, should be going to drug rehab. I think

00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:56.260
that, yeah, they have that as part of the program.

00:36:57.610 --> 00:36:59.570
I feel like you have to address the problem.

00:36:59.590 --> 00:37:01.769
I don't think they have stabbers anonymous, though.

00:37:03.769 --> 00:37:06.510
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe anger management class?

00:37:06.929 --> 00:37:10.889
I don't know, but I think serial killers anonymous

00:37:10.889 --> 00:37:17.150
would be a bad thing. Yeah. Some people you can't

00:37:17.150 --> 00:37:19.309
fix. I think you have to. And that's why the

00:37:19.309 --> 00:37:22.789
death penalty should be a thing. I do think that

00:37:22.789 --> 00:37:24.289
the death penalty should be on the table for

00:37:24.289 --> 00:37:26.789
certain crimes. Dude, I was watching a documentary

00:37:26.789 --> 00:37:29.590
about the serial killer, and he had just no remorse.

00:37:29.969 --> 00:37:32.210
The way that he was talking about how he fucking

00:37:32.210 --> 00:37:34.730
cut people up, and they're like, why did you

00:37:34.730 --> 00:37:36.570
cut this person up? He's like, I felt like it.

00:37:36.849 --> 00:37:39.730
See, that's the thing that I think that would

00:37:39.730 --> 00:37:44.869
be the best case scenario for it. You have the

00:37:44.869 --> 00:37:47.150
reformed prison, and then you have death row.

00:37:48.179 --> 00:37:50.280
Yeah. I feel like that's, that's the two ones

00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:51.920
you have. You have the ones where you're trying

00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:54.320
to reform this person and one where people are

00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.219
too far gone and they're on, they're waiting

00:37:56.219 --> 00:37:58.179
for execution. They shouldn't be waiting for

00:37:58.179 --> 00:38:00.559
fucking 30 years though. That's ridiculous. No,

00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:04.719
but they should like, there are some people and

00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:06.719
I know you agree with this. There's some people

00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:09.039
out there that need to be executed. Yeah. Like

00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:12.860
the fucking serial killers. But like baby murderers.

00:38:12.860 --> 00:38:15.360
Yeah. Like serial killers, like terrorists, you

00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:18.769
know, like, you know, rapists. Child molesters

00:38:18.769 --> 00:38:22.309
like you have the death row area and then you

00:38:22.309 --> 00:38:25.650
have the reforming area. And I feel like the

00:38:25.650 --> 00:38:28.010
death penalty should be on the table for murder,

00:38:28.130 --> 00:38:32.469
rape, child molestation, you know. But I don't

00:38:32.469 --> 00:38:34.349
believe there should be death row. I believe

00:38:34.349 --> 00:38:36.530
that once you get fucking sentenced to death,

00:38:36.610 --> 00:38:41.130
they should just go just off with the head. No,

00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:43.329
but like you need a plate before like while they're

00:38:43.329 --> 00:38:46.369
holding for, you know, the trial to be over.

00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:48.820
Like, you should have the death row area, and

00:38:48.820 --> 00:38:54.280
then you should have the reformed area. Yeah,

00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:58.619
right. Well, you should have the area, too, where

00:38:58.619 --> 00:39:02.000
you just get your head fucking cut off. And then

00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:04.900
probably, like, a section for people that are

00:39:04.900 --> 00:39:09.039
violent, I guess, that are going to be danger

00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:17.059
to other prisoners. And, like... There should

00:39:17.059 --> 00:39:19.679
be consequences in the reformed fucking area

00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:21.599
of the prison, too. Like, if you start, like,

00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:24.500
you know, wanting to stab people or, you know,

00:39:24.500 --> 00:39:28.860
rape another prisoner or something, there should

00:39:28.860 --> 00:39:32.679
be a higher level of punishment than trying to

00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:36.360
just be reformed. Yeah. The max security unit.

00:39:36.739 --> 00:39:40.239
Yeah. Like we built in Minecraft. I built so

00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.480
much shit in that world since you last played.

00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.639
Oh, really? I got to check it out. I built a

00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:49.699
zoo. I built a Capitol building. I saw the Capitol

00:39:49.699 --> 00:39:52.980
building. Yeah. I just built like a five -star

00:39:52.980 --> 00:39:56.219
hotel. Where'd you put that at? Right near my

00:39:56.219 --> 00:39:58.719
original house, like right in the front yard.

00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:04.230
I built a golf course, the Coliseum. Where'd

00:40:04.230 --> 00:40:06.409
you put the coliseum? By the football field.

00:40:06.690 --> 00:40:09.610
We're just putting coliseums in now, too? Yeah.

00:40:10.150 --> 00:40:12.489
It's like a smaller coliseum. Are you going to

00:40:12.489 --> 00:40:16.030
have dispensers that release mobs? I do. You

00:40:16.030 --> 00:40:20.030
can spawn an iron golem and spawn zombies and

00:40:20.030 --> 00:40:21.949
have them fight each other and villagers and

00:40:21.949 --> 00:40:24.190
shit. That's cool. Or you could even put players

00:40:24.190 --> 00:40:27.650
in there if you do PvP. But there's a big fence

00:40:27.650 --> 00:40:31.039
around it. and you just spawn things in. That

00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:33.400
football field's super autistic, isn't it? Yeah,

00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:37.860
it's crazy. That's huge, too. I built a soccer

00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:41.519
field. What else did I build? I built so many

00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:43.179
fucking things. Oh, I did a bunch of shit by

00:40:43.179 --> 00:40:45.739
the clock tower. I built, like, Stonehenge. Oh,

00:40:45.780 --> 00:40:49.780
okay, yeah. Built, like, a fire hydrant statue.

00:40:50.460 --> 00:40:53.500
I couldn't think of anything else to build, so

00:40:53.500 --> 00:40:58.119
I normally, like, when I can't, like, get creative

00:40:58.119 --> 00:41:00.119
juices to like, you know, like build something

00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:02.619
else. I stopped playing for a little bit. And

00:41:02.619 --> 00:41:05.000
then like, when I'm like, no, I could use this.

00:41:05.019 --> 00:41:07.280
That's I go back and I start building again.

00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:09.539
We, you should build a firehouse. Cause I'm too,

00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:13.599
I'm not autistic enough for that. Uh, right now

00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:16.539
I'm working on Freddie's fun house, which is

00:41:16.539 --> 00:41:20.460
like a escape room kind of maze thing. What did

00:41:20.460 --> 00:41:23.400
I fucking, I built the football field. I bought

00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:26.070
the hockey stadium. What else did I build? I

00:41:26.070 --> 00:41:28.849
think I built something else recently. Oh, my

00:41:28.849 --> 00:41:31.630
house. Did you see my new house over by the clock

00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:33.969
tower? It's cool. It's like a mansion. Yeah.

00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:38.289
I tried to model it after Hollywood Hills type.

00:41:38.829 --> 00:41:42.610
Yeah. There's so much shit going on in that world.

00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:46.949
That world is getting out of hand. Ally Mac was

00:41:46.949 --> 00:41:51.329
right. That world is intense. Yeah. It looks

00:41:51.329 --> 00:41:55.369
like a global city now. Like a mega city or something.

00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:58.719
uh metropolis yeah maybe not maybe once like

00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:03.039
we get out to like the other towns like schenectady

00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:05.739
and troy it's like all connected then it will

00:42:05.739 --> 00:42:09.380
be like a mega city i gotta i the thing i might

00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:13.900
do next is actually um the thing i might do next

00:42:13.900 --> 00:42:20.059
is actually uh extend the subway oh yeah i built

00:42:20.059 --> 00:42:22.420
like the rail the railway but that just goes

00:42:22.420 --> 00:42:25.340
to the different cities Yeah, because the subway

00:42:25.340 --> 00:42:30.699
was the subway for a while because that was all

00:42:30.699 --> 00:42:34.460
we had was that like general area. And now we've

00:42:34.460 --> 00:42:36.659
expanded so much that I need to start making

00:42:36.659 --> 00:42:39.599
more subway stops. So I'm going to have to do

00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:43.260
more for the subway. Yeah. Megan built like another

00:42:43.260 --> 00:42:48.340
house thing. My sister was actually working on

00:42:48.340 --> 00:42:52.889
the parkour. Parkour. Parkour. So we get a lot

00:42:52.889 --> 00:42:55.110
of people in that shit. I didn't actually put

00:42:55.110 --> 00:42:58.969
rooms in the Titanic yet. Yeah, it's empty, right?

00:42:59.230 --> 00:43:01.670
Just like an empty shell. That would take fucking

00:43:01.670 --> 00:43:04.230
forever. That's the thing with the autism tower.

00:43:04.510 --> 00:43:06.769
I'm like, I was going to do floors and do things,

00:43:06.989 --> 00:43:09.309
but I'm like, that would be so fucking much work.

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:12.409
I did 75 floors on every World Trade Center.

00:43:12.650 --> 00:43:16.110
That's fucking insane. That's insane. I know,

00:43:16.190 --> 00:43:19.469
it's crazy. I was thinking about doing floors,

00:43:19.550 --> 00:43:22.690
and then I'm like, dude, That would take so much

00:43:22.690 --> 00:43:26.929
fucking time. It did. It took like two weeks

00:43:26.929 --> 00:43:30.869
to play. Which is, we actually played for like

00:43:30.869 --> 00:43:35.030
560 days. Like in -game days? Or like in real

00:43:35.030 --> 00:43:38.070
life? In -game days. So it was like 180 hours

00:43:38.070 --> 00:43:41.650
or something. Jesus. That's how long the world,

00:43:41.809 --> 00:43:44.849
the time of the world has been going. 180 hours?

00:43:45.250 --> 00:43:50.750
Yeah. How many days is that? Well, it's 560 Minecraft

00:43:50.750 --> 00:43:55.710
days. Because a day is about 20 minutes. We've

00:43:55.710 --> 00:43:57.929
been on that world for seven and a half days.

00:43:58.289 --> 00:44:01.829
Straight. I could knock out seven and a half

00:44:01.829 --> 00:44:05.730
days on Minecraft in like a week. We could just

00:44:05.730 --> 00:44:09.289
do a Minecraft marathon and just build. We could

00:44:09.289 --> 00:44:14.090
double the size of the city in seven hours. Or

00:44:14.090 --> 00:44:17.429
seven days. I mean, that's how long it took us

00:44:17.429 --> 00:44:21.489
to build the whole thing. But, I mean, Seven

00:44:21.489 --> 00:44:23.730
days in how many years have we had it? I think

00:44:23.730 --> 00:44:26.130
it was like, didn't we make it in 2020, 2022?

00:44:27.170 --> 00:44:33.230
Probably 22, 21. In three years. So, you know,

00:44:33.269 --> 00:44:38.010
it's like two days per year in total. Yeah, I

00:44:38.010 --> 00:44:40.510
like how the first structure was actually Peck's

00:44:40.510 --> 00:44:44.550
fucking house. The house of Peck. And then I

00:44:44.550 --> 00:44:47.670
had my manor. My manor, I remember, was one of

00:44:47.670 --> 00:44:52.000
the first things that we built. Oh, yeah. I keep

00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.980
putting slaves back in there. Why do you keep

00:44:54.980 --> 00:44:57.480
putting villagers in my fucking backyard? They're

00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:01.900
not slaves. Oh, yeah. This is a question I had.

00:45:02.019 --> 00:45:04.400
Does the Pope jerk off or is he allowed to jerk

00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:08.659
off? The Pope's abstinent. Like the Pope doesn't

00:45:08.659 --> 00:45:12.940
come? Priests and bishops and cardinals and all

00:45:12.940 --> 00:45:16.340
that shit, they're sworn to abstinence. Dude,

00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:19.559
he's got to be fucking, you know. He must come

00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:24.760
fucking ropes, bro. What if he has a wet dream?

00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:29.440
Is he allowed to have those? I don't know, man.

00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.199
That's a good question. I don't got an answer

00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:37.619
for you. You're trying to tell me that every

00:45:37.619 --> 00:45:41.099
priest doesn't jerk off. They're supposed to.

00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:45.039
They're not supposed to? Yeah. But they do. I

00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.340
don't know. You know the fucking... Pope is cranking

00:45:49.340 --> 00:45:53.079
his hog. Pope's like, I gotta get a fucking hog

00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:58.559
cranking before Sunday Mass. Alright, let's take

00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.639
a break and we'll be back with Dan, maybe. Sick.

00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:06.699
We'll be back. It says your AirPods were left

00:46:06.699 --> 00:46:12.280
behind. Where'd you go? I don't know. Hopefully

00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:14.880
they didn't get stolen. Somebody didn't break

00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:20.070
into my car and take my backpack. Whatever. It's

00:46:20.070 --> 00:46:23.429
probably, there's probably like a, you know,

00:46:23.429 --> 00:46:28.130
like a range of error for that. Yeah, yeah. Welcome

00:46:28.130 --> 00:46:35.050
back to Jeopardy. I guess we're here, unless

00:46:35.050 --> 00:46:37.949
you want to put batteries in there. I don't care.

00:46:38.070 --> 00:46:46.719
Yeah. It's not working. Is there any musical

00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:48.639
things in this where we need to wear headphones?

00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:53.800
No. All right, welcome to Jeopardy. I'm here

00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:56.920
with your 32 -time winner, Tyler. Let's fucking

00:46:56.920 --> 00:47:05.840
go. Standing at 5 '4", weighing 98 pounds, from

00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:08.760
Glainsburg, New York, Daniel Delaney, 13, 14

00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:12.639
-time winner. I'm 5 '5", and I'm 160 pounds.

00:47:12.659 --> 00:47:15.730
5 '4 1⁄2". Five foot five and a half. Hey, you

00:47:15.730 --> 00:47:18.190
know what? Listen, I was getting down in the

00:47:18.190 --> 00:47:20.289
dumps the other day because I'm like, fuck, I'm

00:47:20.289 --> 00:47:22.429
kind of short, right? It's kind of fucked up.

00:47:22.630 --> 00:47:24.530
Like once in a while, once every couple of years,

00:47:24.610 --> 00:47:26.769
I'll start getting like, fuck man, I'm really

00:47:26.769 --> 00:47:29.849
fucking short. Do you know that like half the

00:47:29.849 --> 00:47:33.780
world is that height? Like, all of India. That's

00:47:33.780 --> 00:47:35.980
because there's so many Chinese people. Why did

00:47:35.980 --> 00:47:38.380
I get, like, a way in intro? Why did he get a

00:47:38.380 --> 00:47:41.099
way in intro? Japanese and Indian people are,

00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:44.960
like, all that hype. Mexicans, too. Yeah. So...

00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:46.739
Chinese is most of the planet. Hey, they're all

00:47:46.739 --> 00:47:52.380
fucking hot, so I don't care. Alright. Please,

00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:57.030
my friend. Please. Please, my friend. Categories

00:47:57.030 --> 00:48:03.190
today. X marks the spot. More porn spoofs. Oh,

00:48:03.210 --> 00:48:06.750
God. You didn't listen to the last one? Porn

00:48:06.750 --> 00:48:12.909
spoofs. Hole in one. Indiana Jones. Jimmy Carter.

00:48:13.650 --> 00:48:19.530
Band of books. Dan won the last one. Let's do

00:48:19.530 --> 00:48:21.469
porn spoofs to start it off. Because I wasn't

00:48:21.469 --> 00:48:26.219
here. We're in spoofs for 200. Jon Snow is hard

00:48:26.219 --> 00:48:29.500
for this parody of the HBO high fantasy series.

00:48:30.460 --> 00:48:33.400
What is Game of Thrones? No, it's a spoof, so

00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:39.159
it's like a pun. What is Game of Thrones? I mean,

00:48:39.219 --> 00:48:45.159
that wasn't what I was going for. I don't know,

00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:48.300
I was just trying to guess. Game of, I don't

00:48:48.300 --> 00:48:51.639
know, Game of Fox? I don't even need that. Game

00:48:51.639 --> 00:48:57.760
of Bones. Oh, man. Dan's pick. So we have to

00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:00.559
do like the porn name. Yeah, yeah. What the porn

00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:03.300
parody would be. The porn parody would be. My

00:49:03.300 --> 00:49:06.400
favorite one's the Harry Potter one. Dan's pick.

00:49:06.699 --> 00:49:10.099
Same category. 400. This parody of a Holocaust

00:49:10.099 --> 00:49:13.179
movie starring Liam Neeson might not fit. What

00:49:13.179 --> 00:49:16.539
is Schindler's Dick? No, that doesn't even fit.

00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:23.199
Awesome. That wasn't it? No. Wait, so say it

00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:26.559
again. This parody of a Holocaust movie starring

00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:32.099
Liam Neeson might not fit. I mean... Schindler's

00:49:32.099 --> 00:49:34.440
dick is awesome. Dude, that was pretty fucking

00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:36.360
good. Alright, I'll give you the points. Thank

00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:39.000
you. Yeah, dude, he had to get that. I was going

00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:43.360
for Schindler's fist. Oh, that's even better.

00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:48.159
He said, yeah. All right. I want to continue

00:49:48.159 --> 00:49:50.139
with this one because it's actually a funny category.

00:49:50.420 --> 00:49:53.920
600. Don't get wet when watching this 2008 best

00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:56.559
picture winner about a group of U .S. soldiers

00:49:56.559 --> 00:50:03.300
who defuse bombs in Iraq. I know the name of

00:50:03.300 --> 00:50:05.260
the movie, but I can't think of a porn name.

00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:09.139
Don't get wet when watching this. Let's pitch

00:50:09.139 --> 00:50:15.519
a winner. Don't get wet? Hold on a sec. Let's

00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:20.199
figure this out. What could it be? Because we

00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:23.820
both know the movie. What the fuck could that

00:50:23.820 --> 00:50:30.079
be? What is Squirt Locker? Oh, yeah! That's a

00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:34.059
good one. I literally was about to hit the button

00:50:34.059 --> 00:50:36.539
to say Squirt Locker. Tied it up. Dan's pick.

00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:41.340
Same category. 800. Matt Damon is just a janitor

00:50:41.340 --> 00:50:44.000
with a genius level IQ and a throbbing heart

00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:52.780
on. Good wood hunting? No. Wood will hunting?

00:50:55.699 --> 00:51:03.420
What is good will hunting? I'll take it. Good

00:51:03.420 --> 00:51:09.170
will humping. That shouldn't really count. No

00:51:09.170 --> 00:51:12.869
point change for that one. Fine. 1 ,000. Brad

00:51:12.869 --> 00:51:15.570
Pitt plays this New York Orleans man who ages

00:51:15.570 --> 00:51:24.389
in reverse at this anal -focused spoof. What

00:51:24.389 --> 00:51:30.110
is the curious case of Benjamin Button? That's

00:51:30.110 --> 00:51:33.130
the name of the actual movie. Oh. What is the

00:51:33.130 --> 00:51:36.510
curious case of Benjamin Buttsex? Not quite.

00:51:43.409 --> 00:51:50.010
Anyone? The curious case of Benjamin's butthole.

00:51:52.130 --> 00:51:53.949
Casey, can you kind of turn the screen? Because

00:51:53.949 --> 00:52:00.349
I can see. Or just pivot it a little bit. Pivot!

00:52:00.510 --> 00:52:01.989
Yeah, just like that. That's fine. You can tip

00:52:01.989 --> 00:52:06.469
it back. Whose pick is that? X Marks the Spot,

00:52:06.650 --> 00:52:09.130
Hole in One, Indiana Jones, Jimmy Carter, and

00:52:09.130 --> 00:52:15.769
banned books. 200. This coming -of -age novel

00:52:15.769 --> 00:52:19.309
by J .D. Salinger got banned for profanity, rebellion,

00:52:19.449 --> 00:52:31.150
and making teenagers think. Come on. Catcher

00:52:31.150 --> 00:52:35.920
in the Rye. Tyler's pick. I'll do the next one.

00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:40.380
400. This George Orwell allegory. What is 1984?

00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:43.519
Oh, no. I didn't finish the question yet. Ah,

00:52:43.539 --> 00:52:46.539
fuck. George Orwell allegory was the inspiration

00:52:46.539 --> 00:52:52.559
for a 1977 Pink Floyd album. What is another

00:52:52.559 --> 00:53:02.880
brick in the wall? No. What is Animal Farm? Ah.

00:53:03.119 --> 00:53:05.679
Ah, fuck. Well, I guess we'll continue with this

00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:10.820
one because we're doing shitty on it. 600. What's

00:53:10.820 --> 00:53:13.440
the scores? Tyler, you got negative 600. Dan's

00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:18.139
got negative 400. You can wager. Negative 200.

00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:24.579
A thousand, I guess. I guess I'll do 200. 200.

00:53:25.610 --> 00:53:28.409
Harper Lee's Pulitzer Prize novel gets banned

00:53:28.409 --> 00:53:30.929
regularly for racial slurs, yet it's literally

00:53:30.929 --> 00:53:36.190
an anti -racist story. What is it? Huckleberry

00:53:36.190 --> 00:53:41.130
Finn? No. To Kill a Mockingbird. Do you guys

00:53:41.130 --> 00:53:46.530
read? No. No, dude. I haven't read since high

00:53:46.530 --> 00:53:50.389
school. Tyler's pick. I guess we'll continue.

00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:54.719
800. Ray Bradbury's novel about burning books

00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:59.039
gets banned. What is Fahrenheit 451? Yeah, which

00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:02.320
is painfully ironic because it might spontaneously

00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:05.880
combust. Tyler's pick. Good move or good book.

00:54:06.059 --> 00:54:09.179
I actually did read that one. I guess we'll continue

00:54:09.179 --> 00:54:13.320
on. 1000. John Steinbeck's novel about migrant

00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:16.019
workers and the American dream gets banned for

00:54:16.019 --> 00:54:18.440
violence. Oh, never mind. I don't know what it

00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:21.119
is. It gets banned for violence, profanity, and

00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:23.059
the crime of being depressing. Also the name

00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:30.980
of a hardcore band. Wait, hold on a second. Say

00:54:30.980 --> 00:54:33.760
that again? John Steinbeck's novel about migrant

00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:37.059
workers, American Dream. What is of mice and

00:54:37.059 --> 00:54:42.199
men? Yes. That's what I was going to say. I wasn't

00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:45.440
sure. That's actually one of my favorite books.

00:54:46.619 --> 00:54:50.260
Look at the rabbits. What are the other categories?

00:54:50.579 --> 00:54:54.179
X marks the spot. Hole in one. India Jones. Jimmy

00:54:54.179 --> 00:54:56.840
Carter. Hole in one. Whatever the fuck that means.

00:54:57.159 --> 00:55:00.639
200. This golf obstacle is also commonly known

00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:05.519
as a sand trap. What is a bunker? What the fuck

00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:09.159
is a bunker? It's a sand trap. How did you know

00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:11.699
that? Because I have to do golf for my new job.

00:55:12.940 --> 00:55:16.280
Did you say you have to do golf for your new

00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:18.739
job? It's actually part of the job. I actually

00:55:18.739 --> 00:55:21.940
have to go golfing. It's really funny. Oh, dude.

00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:26.420
Actually, I'm going in a couple weeks. If you

00:55:26.420 --> 00:55:29.679
want to practice. I'll try, yeah. Next week or

00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:32.980
something. We'll see. You look like you've never

00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:35.519
played a round of golf in your life. I play like

00:55:35.519 --> 00:55:39.320
Happy Gilmore. I gotta teach you some shit. Alright,

00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.369
Tyler. Continue on. 400. These type of golf clubs

00:55:43.369 --> 00:55:45.909
are named after the material they are traditionally

00:55:45.909 --> 00:55:51.809
made of. What is a nine iron? Iron. Damn. Or

00:55:51.809 --> 00:55:58.469
wood. Damn! Golf. 600. Aim for the small strip

00:55:58.469 --> 00:56:02.829
of grass between the fairway and the green. Fairway

00:56:02.829 --> 00:56:17.750
and the green? Yeah. Fuck. I'm trying to think

00:56:17.750 --> 00:56:29.409
of Wii Golf. It's... Be the fringe. Yeah. Time's

00:56:29.409 --> 00:56:33.269
back. Holes. Hole in one. 800. This fictional

00:56:33.269 --> 00:56:36.130
golfer famously claims the price is wrong, Bobby.

00:56:36.989 --> 00:56:43.969
What is Happy Gilmore? Yeah. I guess we'll finish

00:56:43.969 --> 00:56:49.599
this one out. 1 ,000. Kelly double. You got 2

00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:54.500
,400. Dan's got what? Negative 400. Damn. We'll

00:56:54.500 --> 00:56:59.820
do 400. 400. Color of the jacket worn in the

00:56:59.820 --> 00:57:03.139
annual PGA Masters tournament. What's a gold

00:57:03.139 --> 00:57:10.179
jacket? Oh, no. Green jacket? Green. Fuck. I

00:57:10.179 --> 00:57:11.739
thought the gold jacket was when they wore them,

00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:14.400
right? No, it's a green jacket. It's a green

00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:17.360
jacket? Yeah, green. Oh, I'm thinking of the

00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:20.329
Football Hall of Fame. You got X marks the spot,

00:57:20.530 --> 00:57:23.989
Indiana Jones, Jimmy Carter. Let's do X marks

00:57:23.989 --> 00:57:28.130
the spot. 200. A leader of the Nation of Islam.

00:57:28.250 --> 00:57:36.690
His last name was Little. A leader of the Nation

00:57:36.690 --> 00:57:44.449
of Islam? Yeah. Who's Malcolm X? I was going

00:57:44.449 --> 00:57:47.929
to say Malcolm X. Damn! I was going to say Malcolm

00:57:47.929 --> 00:57:51.250
X Tale, but I was not. I did not think he was

00:57:51.250 --> 00:57:55.570
the leader of Islam. He is. The nation of Islam.

00:57:55.789 --> 00:57:58.210
It's not Islam. It's a different subject. Not

00:57:58.210 --> 00:58:01.170
Islam in general. Yeah, it's an extremist group

00:58:01.170 --> 00:58:05.969
of Islam. Oh. Yeah. Tyler's pick. I guess we'll

00:58:05.969 --> 00:58:08.809
continue with X. 400. The Dallas Cowboys defeated

00:58:08.809 --> 00:58:11.949
the Pittsburgh Steelers in this event in 1976.

00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:20.059
More specific. More specific. But it's Super

00:58:20.059 --> 00:58:27.619
Bowl X. God damn. Yes. Super Bowl X. Okay. Tyler's

00:58:27.619 --> 00:58:33.320
pick. Uh, X. 600. His real name was Jose Onfroy.

00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:41.400
It was XXXTentacion. Jesus Christ. XXX tentacles.

00:58:41.940 --> 00:58:45.900
800. This Ohio University, which commonly appears

00:58:45.900 --> 00:58:48.900
in the NCAA basketball tournament, has won 18

00:58:48.900 --> 00:58:55.960
conference championships. X. Ohio? Yeah. Ohio.

00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:03.820
What is Xavier College? There you go, Dan. Oh!

00:59:03.860 --> 00:59:08.019
Oh! Oh! Out of the negative. Dan's pick. Yes!

00:59:08.019 --> 00:59:11.389
I've been watching the Sopranos again. Let's

00:59:11.389 --> 00:59:15.369
do the same category. Thousand. A male usually

00:59:15.369 --> 00:59:19.750
has one of these. X chromosomes. Who got that

00:59:19.750 --> 00:59:22.170
first? I think Dan got that first. I got that

00:59:22.170 --> 00:59:26.030
first. You got Indiana Jones and Jimmy Carter.

00:59:27.289 --> 00:59:35.110
Fucking Jimmy Carter. Damn. Dude. Fucking Jimmy

00:59:35.110 --> 00:59:39.320
Carter. 200. In his teens, Carter grew, packaged,

00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:41.219
and sold these on his father's Georgia farm.

00:59:41.219 --> 00:59:45.840
What is peanuts? Peanuts. The peanut farmer president.

00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:53.440
Jimmy. 400. After leaving the White House, Carter

00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:56.000
went on to build homes with this alternative

00:59:56.000 --> 01:00:00.820
charity. Alternative charity? No. Alliterative

01:00:00.820 --> 01:00:04.400
charity. Alliterative charity? Alliterative charity.

01:00:06.750 --> 01:00:14.550
Yes. Jesus Christ. Jim Bob Carter. 600. Carter

01:00:14.550 --> 01:00:17.949
saw the failure of Operation Eagle Claw to rescue

01:00:17.949 --> 01:00:21.550
American hostages from this country. Was it Pakistan?

01:00:22.090 --> 01:00:27.010
Nope. Damn it. Back in the negative. No, not

01:00:27.010 --> 01:00:33.099
quite. I'm not going to guess. Iran. Ha! It's

01:00:33.099 --> 01:00:34.820
one of those. I knew it was brown people. It's

01:00:34.820 --> 01:00:41.079
one of those sand countries. Damn. Jim Bob. For

01:00:41.079 --> 01:00:46.000
800. Scores, please. Daily Double. Ty's got 3

01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:53.900
,600. Dan's got 800. I'll do 200. 200. Upon taking

01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:56.719
office, Carter pardoned over 200 ,000 men who

01:00:56.719 --> 01:01:02.199
had committed this federal crime. What is possession

01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:10.039
of marijuana? That's draft evasion. I would too.

01:01:10.340 --> 01:01:17.659
Yeah. 1 ,000? Jim Bob Carter, yeah. 1979 saw

01:01:17.659 --> 01:01:20.760
Carter sign the SALT II Treaty with this Soviet

01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:24.280
leader after a series of contentious summits.

01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:28.699
What is Gorbachev? No. I'd actually be surprised

01:01:28.699 --> 01:01:36.739
if you get this one. No, that was Brezhnev. Brezhnev.

01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:40.219
Who the fuck is that? He's a Soviet leader. Tyler's

01:01:40.219 --> 01:01:45.039
pick. Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones for $10 ,000.

01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:49.980
For $1 ,000? Indiana Jones' real first name,

01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:52.420
which he probably didn't use much because Dr.

01:01:52.559 --> 01:02:05.429
Liz doesn't strike fear in the Nazis. That was

01:02:05.429 --> 01:02:10.690
Henry. For 100. Or 200. 200. Rather than fighting

01:02:10.690 --> 01:02:14.389
Nazis, India's adversaries in the 2008 film Kingdom

01:02:14.389 --> 01:02:17.070
of the Crystal Skull saw him fighting these people.

01:02:19.090 --> 01:02:23.769
Instead of the Nazis? Yep. I know it was about

01:02:23.769 --> 01:02:25.929
aliens, but I don't remember who he was fighting.

01:02:28.409 --> 01:02:35.260
Whatever. It could be the Soviets. 400. 400.

01:02:35.420 --> 01:02:38.500
Name of Indy's blonde love interest in the Temple

01:02:38.500 --> 01:02:43.099
of Doom. Do you know anything about Indiana Jones?

01:02:43.460 --> 01:02:48.920
Really? Yeah, we'll time it off. Willie. I guess

01:02:48.920 --> 01:02:53.840
600, Casey. 600. When Indy's not on an adventure,

01:02:54.079 --> 01:03:02.630
this is his everyday job. Archaeologist. Technically,

01:03:02.630 --> 01:03:06.929
yes. Archaeology. The professor. So do we both

01:03:06.929 --> 01:03:09.630
get it? He buzzed first. But I said professor.

01:03:09.949 --> 01:03:13.309
He said archaeologist. He's a professor of archaeology.

01:03:13.409 --> 01:03:15.550
He is an archaeologist, bro. He's a professor

01:03:15.550 --> 01:03:20.010
of archaeology. He is. He is. I say we both get

01:03:20.010 --> 01:03:24.030
it. No, fuck that. You got too many points. Let's

01:03:24.030 --> 01:03:25.530
make this a little more fair. I said it first.

01:03:25.650 --> 01:03:28.610
Come on, bro. I would say Dan buzzed with the

01:03:28.610 --> 01:03:32.409
right answer first. Finally, for 800, this ancient

01:03:32.409 --> 01:03:35.329
Christian military order gets a deep dive in

01:03:35.329 --> 01:03:37.909
the last crusade, complete with traps, swords,

01:03:38.110 --> 01:03:40.690
and a 700 -year -old dude just vibing. What is

01:03:40.690 --> 01:03:47.210
the Knights Templar? Damn. It's the last crusade.

01:03:47.210 --> 01:03:53.289
Who else crusaded? That's what I got with that.

01:03:54.929 --> 01:03:59.210
All right. Tyler's got 3 ,200. Dan's got 1 ,400.

01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:03.820
go to final jeopardy which is a random question

01:04:03.820 --> 01:04:18.059
generated by chat gbt oh my god what are my points

01:04:18.059 --> 01:04:30.030
casey 1400 Yeah, that's too hard. I'm not gonna

01:04:30.030 --> 01:04:39.630
go with that. I'm not gonna go with that. Why

01:04:39.630 --> 01:04:41.550
is it okay? You know what? I'm not gonna finish

01:04:41.550 --> 01:04:52.230
that. That's a retarded question. Is it actually

01:04:52.230 --> 01:04:58.960
about a retard? Correct. The Hunchback of Notre

01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:13.820
Dame. That's my answer. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:19.920
Fucking Jack GBT is writing questions about retarded

01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:24.179
shit. Give it a chance. Oh, okay. This is a good

01:05:24.179 --> 01:05:30.139
one. Category is U .S. politics. God damn. He

01:05:30.139 --> 01:05:32.659
was the first U .S. senator to be elected president

01:05:32.659 --> 01:05:36.539
without having previously served as vice president

01:05:36.539 --> 01:05:41.019
or governor. He was the what? The first U .S.

01:05:41.019 --> 01:05:43.960
senator to be elected president without having

01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:47.139
previously served as vice president or governor.

01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:56.139
Elected president. The only one? The first one.

01:05:56.300 --> 01:06:04.639
The first one. The first one to never have served?

01:06:04.780 --> 01:06:07.480
As vice president or governor. Oh, but he's not

01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:10.679
the only one. He was the first one. Yeah. Okay.

01:06:11.340 --> 01:06:13.920
Hmm. Well, actually, I don't know if there was

01:06:13.920 --> 01:06:28.949
another one. Burning a dog? I'm sorry. Dude,

01:06:28.969 --> 01:06:34.610
the only one? The first one. I don't fucking

01:06:34.610 --> 01:06:47.070
know. It could be. Let me ask GTPT. But not the

01:06:47.070 --> 01:06:50.230
only. Not just the first one. Because Trump,

01:06:50.389 --> 01:06:52.489
right? Right, that's why I was like, that's too...

01:06:52.489 --> 01:06:59.599
No, but he wasn't... He wasn't a senator. Yeah,

01:06:59.679 --> 01:07:02.599
but he was elected without being vice president

01:07:02.599 --> 01:07:04.780
or governor. Yeah, but you said a senator that

01:07:04.780 --> 01:07:08.159
was elected. Right, but he's also one of the

01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:12.119
only people that hasn't. He was the only person

01:07:12.119 --> 01:07:14.880
who wasn't a vice... But Trump was never a senator.

01:07:15.219 --> 01:07:18.750
Right, but this is before Trump. Right. No, it's

01:07:18.750 --> 01:07:21.690
just saying he's a senator and he's the only

01:07:21.690 --> 01:07:24.469
person elected, the first person elected, without

01:07:24.469 --> 01:07:28.469
being vice president or governor. Wait, he's

01:07:28.469 --> 01:07:34.070
a senator? Yes. Well, a former senator. He's

01:07:34.070 --> 01:07:37.570
a former senator that was president? Yeah. Was

01:07:37.570 --> 01:07:41.670
he a senator before he was president? Yeah. Oh.

01:07:41.849 --> 01:08:07.329
Well, that could be fucking... Fuck, man. I'm

01:08:07.329 --> 01:08:08.929
just going to say, I'm fucking throwing out a

01:08:08.929 --> 01:08:18.949
kiss. I don't know, dude. So it was never a governor

01:08:18.949 --> 01:08:23.289
and never a vice president. But was a senator.

01:08:23.449 --> 01:08:25.329
That could be like a lot of people, I feel like.

01:08:28.409 --> 01:08:34.930
But... What's the first one? No, I think... I

01:08:34.930 --> 01:08:37.829
think it's a question because traditionally people

01:08:37.829 --> 01:08:40.310
have either been vice president or governor before

01:08:40.310 --> 01:08:44.310
they're president. Really? Yeah. Can you send

01:08:44.310 --> 01:08:48.890
me that beat that we made earlier? Yeah. It's

01:08:48.890 --> 01:08:52.060
fucking fire, dude. I love that beat. That was

01:08:52.060 --> 01:08:58.960
pretty fucking fire. We should upload it to Untitled

01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:05.939
Beats. I don't know, dude. Untitled Beats. We

01:09:05.939 --> 01:09:07.640
should really have a channel for Untitled Beats.

01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:10.699
Because we made a decent amount of them. Tyler

01:09:10.699 --> 01:09:20.720
says... Ronald Raygun. He's on 3100. Dan says

01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:27.220
Barack Obama. Oh, that's correct. Oh, damn. Dan

01:09:27.220 --> 01:09:34.479
wagered $13 .99. $27 .99. Falls just short. Damn,

01:09:34.739 --> 01:09:36.279
you almost pulled it off, Dan. That was good.

01:09:36.500 --> 01:09:41.279
Damn. I guess it's not the chair. It's not the

01:09:41.279 --> 01:09:45.539
chair. I thought I'd give it a try, though. That

01:09:45.539 --> 01:09:48.420
was like a Hail Mary from Dan. He got it, though.

01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:51.500
Damn. I made some. Obama was never governor or

01:09:51.500 --> 01:09:57.460
anything. Really? I made some progress coming

01:09:57.460 --> 01:10:01.659
back. You did? Covered some distance. Yep. Still

01:10:01.659 --> 01:10:07.579
number 33. He's off by 400. That was close. You

01:10:07.579 --> 01:10:09.140
know, you had me running. You had me running.

01:10:09.939 --> 01:10:13.739
Win number 33 from Tyler. Jesus fucking God.

01:10:17.340 --> 01:10:19.840
So, Dan, before you go, do you got anything?

01:10:20.300 --> 01:10:23.020
Huh? Before you go, do you got anything you'd

01:10:23.020 --> 01:10:26.039
like to say on the podcast? Anything that you'd

01:10:26.039 --> 01:10:28.739
like to talk to me about the Pope or anything

01:10:28.739 --> 01:10:31.239
like that that you have questions about? Because

01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:34.180
last episode, I heard you shit -talking the Pope.

01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:36.960
I wasn't shit -talking the Pope. What? You shit

01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:38.619
-talked the Pope? You were shit -talking the

01:10:38.619 --> 01:10:41.399
Pope, both of you. Oh, I was shit -talking the

01:10:41.399 --> 01:10:45.470
Pope. Imagine being like, you know, it must be

01:10:45.470 --> 01:10:48.390
such an honor, right, to be elected the leader,

01:10:48.489 --> 01:10:52.789
like the lead make -believer. Like, I am the

01:10:52.789 --> 01:10:55.909
lead. Like, you believe this make -believe story,

01:10:56.130 --> 01:10:59.329
but I'm like the leader. Like, I believe harder

01:10:59.329 --> 01:11:03.189
than you. Well, dude, I mean, we could do the

01:11:03.189 --> 01:11:05.930
same thing. It's like, I'm not going to knock

01:11:05.930 --> 01:11:08.109
anybody. Casey, earlier in the episode, when

01:11:08.109 --> 01:11:09.789
you listen to this later, because I know you

01:11:09.789 --> 01:11:12.130
listen to the episodes. Me and him had a really

01:11:12.130 --> 01:11:14.310
good conversation about the Pope and stuff. Now

01:11:14.310 --> 01:11:18.229
he's just being insulting. It was just me and

01:11:18.229 --> 01:11:20.189
him and we could have a decent conversation without

01:11:20.189 --> 01:11:23.510
one of you retards coming in and egging him on

01:11:23.510 --> 01:11:26.310
or egging me on. We actually have a decent conversation.

01:11:27.069 --> 01:11:29.609
I'll have to listen to it on the way home. It

01:11:29.609 --> 01:11:31.270
should be the Tyler and Casey show. I like how

01:11:31.270 --> 01:11:35.050
the Pope just gets his job because he knows this

01:11:35.050 --> 01:11:39.859
fucking made -up story the best. Is that how

01:11:39.859 --> 01:11:42.600
he gets the job, actually? No. There's a lot

01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:45.699
of political things behind it, too. So the Pope

01:11:45.699 --> 01:11:49.340
died, of course, as you guys know. And then they

01:11:49.340 --> 01:11:54.079
have a papal conclave where they have 140 cardinals

01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:56.979
come in and talk and vote on who they're going

01:11:56.979 --> 01:11:59.239
to make the next Pope. And they have to agree

01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:01.479
upon it. A certain number have to agree upon

01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:03.960
it. Two -thirds, yeah. And then the new Pope

01:12:03.960 --> 01:12:07.319
gets... initiated as the Pope, and the Pope takes

01:12:07.319 --> 01:12:11.720
a name of a saint or somebody, religious figures

01:12:11.720 --> 01:12:17.739
that came before him. Hey, look, this Pope shit

01:12:17.739 --> 01:12:19.720
is really interesting and all, but I got to split.

01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:23.640
All right. How about you keep talking about the

01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:26.140
Pope, and I'm going to take off. All right. I

01:12:26.140 --> 01:12:29.100
think it's about time for us to call it a night

01:12:29.100 --> 01:12:31.079
anyway. I didn't mean to cut you off. I just

01:12:31.079 --> 01:12:32.720
got to split. You're good. I mean, that's fine.

01:12:33.470 --> 01:12:35.369
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01:12:35.369 --> 01:12:39.369
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01:12:39.430 --> 01:12:41.850
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01:12:41.869 --> 01:12:44.189
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01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:05.140
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01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.420
As always, be kind to yourself. And each other.

01:13:07.779 --> 01:13:11.520
We out. Fuck off. That sounded just like Ally

01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:16.630
Mack. For all we know, robots have souls. We

01:13:16.630 --> 01:13:18.789
just don't know if they do or don't. How do you

01:13:18.789 --> 01:13:22.750
know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

01:13:25.729 --> 01:13:28.270
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

01:13:28.270 --> 01:13:33.930
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down

01:13:33.930 --> 01:13:37.380
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

01:13:37.380 --> 01:13:39.800
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

01:13:41.199 --> 01:13:44.619
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the spearmen

01:13:44.619 --> 01:13:47.100
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

01:13:47.100 --> 01:13:48.600
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:52.479
and become ghosts? They're killing already born

01:13:52.479 --> 01:13:55.720
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.

01:13:56.939 --> 01:14:01.659
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super

01:14:01.659 --> 01:14:03.800
soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

01:14:05.260 --> 01:14:08.819
Okay, so did they come from our planet? Then

01:14:08.819 --> 01:14:11.220
they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

01:14:38.729 --> 01:14:41.829
eyes while holding their pulse feel them die

01:14:41.829 --> 01:14:45.989
of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing

01:14:45.989 --> 01:14:49.210
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think

01:14:49.210 --> 01:14:52.109
that the government has taken it to the next

01:14:52.109 --> 01:14:58.470
level with the birds they know what birds are

01:14:58.470 --> 01:15:00.890
going to cross paths with you that you are going

01:15:00.890 --> 01:15:02.930
to be able to raise and they are going to make

01:15:02.930 --> 01:15:05.149
them so fucking real they're going to sink money

01:15:05.149 --> 01:15:07.630
into them because they know that You put that

01:15:07.630 --> 01:15:09.350
motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be able

01:15:09.350 --> 01:15:11.090
to convince you that thing is fucking real. You

01:15:11.090 --> 01:15:12.689
can cut it open, you're gonna see blood, guts,

01:15:12.770 --> 01:15:14.630
no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology

01:15:14.630 --> 01:15:18.529
is absolutely violent. Which, by the way, big

01:15:18.529 --> 01:15:24.590
brother, is the Overlord Kid. We're only living

01:15:24.590 --> 01:16:01.100
in the third dimension! is an actual Nazi collaborator.

01:16:01.199 --> 01:16:04.100
Okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.

01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:07.819
Okay? Look it up. Look it up. He said that he

01:16:07.819 --> 01:16:09.920
was doing this shit. George Soros actually