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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the pyramid come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers super soldiers

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then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

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Yeah, welcome to Untitled Podcast. It's episode

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103. It's here with me and Dan today. This song's

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called Robbery by Juice WRLD. It's a good song.

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I love this song. A lot's been happening in our

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two -week hiatus there. What's happened? No,

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a lot's been happening. A lot's been happening.

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Yeah, the fucking Pope died. Yeah, J .D. Vance

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killed the Pope. Yeah. J .D. Vance killed the

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Pope. What else happened? Republicans are getting

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mad at Donald Trump. Yeah, 40, what, 44 % approval

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rating. And he says, he says, Fox News is wrong.

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It's actually 70%. I mean, that's a pretty big

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gap. But, I mean, dude, people that, like, there's

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this one guy, Patrick Bet -David. Yeah. He's

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a Republican podcast host. And he had Trump on

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during the campaign. And he's all about Trump.

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And he has Trump gear in the background on his

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podcast. He has this brand. He has this brand,

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Future Looks Bright. And the Trump campaign used

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Future Looks Bright on their, I think it was

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on an official White House page. Oh, yeah, he's

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used a lot of uncopyrighted or copyrighted songs

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that he doesn't have permission to. Yeah, and

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this guy flipped on him. He's like, dude, I'm

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giving you a C -plus for your first 100 days

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in office. He's one of his main supporters. The

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last 100 years, the worst approval rating, day

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100, right? The only one who was as bad as that

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was Trump in his first term. Yeah, but dude,

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where do these fucking ratings come from? From

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general polls of the public. Yeah, but by who?

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Like Siena College does like that. All right,

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Siena College is a fucking liberal. Dude, I could.

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But they do it without bias, though. So they

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say. Okay. So they say, oh, yeah, it's unbiased.

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I mean, dude, has anything gotten worse, though?

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The economy. besides that besides we might be

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heading into a recession yeah that sucks i don't

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know i just feel like a lot of um we're going

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really kind of backwards on a lot of progression

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that we've made like what like fucking right

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human rights like the right to be we don't need

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that the right to be alive and exist we don't

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need that dude human rights are Human rights

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are not... Throwing people in El Salvador prisons.

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Human rights are not absolute. It comes with

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stipulations. Like what? You don't get them all

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the time. You get them when we say you get them.

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No, no, no, no, no. He's really just like...

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Getting like on the dictator train right now.

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Dude, you want him to fire up the oven so bad

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you can taste it. I mean, it's already happened.

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You just want something to complain about. You

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see, he arrested that judge in Wisconsin, the

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federal judge. So he's basically dismantling

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the judiciary now, ignoring 9 -0 votes of the

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Supreme Court when the conservative judges. all

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voted unanimously to order Trump to bring that

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guy back, and he was like, nah. Damn. The guy

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in El Salvador. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what?

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That was some liberal bullshit, though, actually.

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Well, the dude didn't get charged with anything.

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Didn't we come up with an acronym for that? It

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was some liberal bullshit asylum, right? No due

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process. No bullshit liberal asylum, BSLA. Yeah,

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yeah. No due process if you're not from here,

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right? Yeah, fuck them, dude. I don't give a

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fuck about any of them, honestly. Oh, the student

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loan. He's like, we're going to fucking start

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garnishing wages for student loans now. Garnishing

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wages for student loans? Trump said that? Yeah,

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yeah. It's starting in August when people in

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default on their student loans, they'll have

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their wages garnished by the government. Damn.

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Yo, that's rough. That's pretty bad. Do you have

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any student loans? Nope. Damn. Nope, my girlfriend

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does. I used to pay like, it was going to be

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like $400 a month to the federal government for

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my student loans. But since Biden, did all the

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forbearance. And then now it says like only like

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$60. So I don't know if that's going to be like

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the, you know, the new, if you like reduced it

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still, you know? Yeah. I mean, you'd probably

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just want to just start paying that off as quick

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as possible. So you don't have to pay any interest.

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Yeah. You know, I mean, you're going to pay some,

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but the quicker you pay it off, the faster you

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can just get it behind you. Yeah. I feel like,

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He's already basically hurting the economy and

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then saying like you're going to garnish people's

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wages that already can't afford shit. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's pretty bad. Fucking, you know, we have,

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they said like Walmart, Target, like the CEO

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said that like we're going to run out of supplies

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soon because we have nothing coming in from China.

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Like the port of LA is shut down. Damn. The fucking

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grocery stores are going to run out of fucking

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supplies. Really? Yep. Damn, this is like hell.

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This could degrade into hell pretty quick, huh?

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Yeah, I was thinking about, you know, I got to

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stock up on my... Say it, Casey. On my food.

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Say it. My bomb shelter. Say what you really

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want to say. What do I want to say? I'm going

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to get a gun. I was looking at shotguns. Yeah,

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I know you were. Liberals are looking at guns

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now. funny right i know everything's like ass

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backwards now um it's shotguns you don't have

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to have a permit to get right no no you walk

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into walmart and get when we go get one right

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now we should do it on the podcast just to test

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this yeah how does that make sense how does that

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make sense that i can't buy a pistol without

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all these regulations but i can just walk into

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walmart and buy a shotgun um it makes sense because

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you can conceal a pistol You know, you can't

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really conceal a shotgun. But what does it have

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to do with being concealed? Because you can easily

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use it to assault like a police officer. I think

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that's the main thing. I thought it was like

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a pistol was like more accurate or some shit.

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Less accurate. A pistol is more accurate than

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a shotgun. Than a shotgun, but it's like than

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a rifle because you can go in and buy a rifle

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too. Oh, right. You know? Like a sniper rifle?

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Yeah, you don't need any kind of permit for that.

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Isn't that crazy? I don't know. I don't think

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in New York you could just walk into Walmart

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and buy a shotgun. I think you can. Really? Really.

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I bought my gun five years ago and I just walked

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into Walmart. Oh, shotgun? No, it's a .22 Mossberg

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Plinkster. Yeah. I think if people start getting

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riled up, food starts running out. Like in Spain,

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all the power just went out for the whole fucking

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country. People lost their minds. Did it? Yeah,

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Spain and Portugal. Some weird atmospheric thing.

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It was just huge at power outage. Right. Some

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atmospheric thing. You mean it was a fucking

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attack, cyber attack. Right. I was watching,

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yeah, I was watching, uh, you know, there's been

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like people that have actually like seen UFOs

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like landing in area 51 and like the fucking

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aliens that came out of them. No way. And, uh,

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I guess I was watching shit about that. Yeah.

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Damn. It's real. I think it's real. I think if

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aliens existed and the government saw them, they

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would try to hide it, definitely. Why do you

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think they'd try and hide it? Just because people,

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like the mass panic. It's like when the grocery

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stores run out of food, everybody just fucking

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panics. If you have another species from another

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planet trying to kill you, people are going to

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fucking panic. I think... The biggest problem

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is that it might threaten the government's power.

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So they don't want somebody else coming that

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might be more powerful than them. Right. Yeah,

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because if aliens have the ability to get here,

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they obviously have some advanced technology

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because there's no like fucking planets that

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we can see around here. Right. So they got to

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have some fucking, you know, the ability to round

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this all up. It's basically like what we did

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to the Indians again. That they would do to us?

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Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a problem. Like the new

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world? Give us fucking smallpox. They'd be like,

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these people aren't fucking civilized. These

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people don't have, you know, souls. Yeah. Like

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we can just fucking murder these people or these

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beings or whatever. Dude, what if they just wait?

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What if we're just like a farm that they wait

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for us to like get to a certain point and then

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they harvest us? And they just have a machine

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and it like hooks under our necks, right? And

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just like we go up on a conveyor belt. Like a

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chicken farm. Yep, just like that. And then it

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like cuts open our back, right? Peels us inside

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out, right? Drops our organs into a tray. Right.

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And then we're just dangling there. Just fucking

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meat sacks going into this. Like that Pink Floyd

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video that Tyler hates. Oh, which one is that?

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Where they're jumping in the meat grinder. Oh,

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yeah. Breaking the wall. Yeah, yep. Just like

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that. Oh, man. I can't wait. Damn. You can't

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wait? That's a little nihilistic, Casey. Where's

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this coming from? I don't know. I just think

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it's inevitable. You've got to be prepared. I

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think it's whatever the opposite of inevitable.

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Preventable. I don't know. I just think a lot

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of people are... Tyler says I'm living in fear,

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right? But I'm not actually afraid. I'm not afraid

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of fucking dying or whatever. I'm just being

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realistic. Cause there's, you know, there's living

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in fear and then there's being in denial, which

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some people are such like in denial about shit.

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Like you think about when like COVID started

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and people were like, that's not real. And they

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tried to like say that we're putting shit into

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the vaccines. We're just like, you know, trying

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to save people. Yeah. But I mean, I think there

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were, there were some problems with that vaccine.

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You see RFK wants to make a registry of all the

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people with autism. I think it's a great idea.

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Give them all the fucking number. Oh my God.

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Dude, because right now we're just raw dogging

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it, finding out on our own. And it'd be nice

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to know. RFK now fucking directly insulted me.

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How? Because he said people with autism will

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never be happy, will never date, will never find

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a job. It's like, shut up, RFK. I mean, it's

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pretty crazy the way they view autism. Yeah,

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listen to this fucking podcast. I think you'll

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find some high -functioning autists. That's a

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stretch. This podcast? Yeah, that's a stretch.

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I think we got a lot of high -functioning audits

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on this podcast. I don't know, high -functioning.

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Midwits, I would say. Oh, you think we're more

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low -functioning? Yeah. Like the people who put

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the helmets on, run into the walls and shit?

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A little bit above that. It's pretty close, though.

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Megan had this patient. at Albany Med with, like,

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severe autism. This, like, 12 -year -old girl.

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And she was, like, in the hospital for, like,

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three months because they couldn't find anywhere

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that would take her. And she, like, fucking destroyed

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the walls and, like, smeared shit on the walls.

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Like, fucking broke the furniture. It was, like,

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prison in there. And I always had to have, like,

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she always had to have a sit. So Megan was always

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scared, you know, to do the sit. damn she ended

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up being there for like four months and just

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fucking destroyed the entire room god i feel

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like calling that autism is like it's just like

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this spectrum is like a little too wide for it

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to just be one thing it's like you got one guy

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that blinks too much on this end of the spectrum

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and then you got that girl throwing shit you

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know smearing it all over the wall yeah can't

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even talk you know you don't see me doing that

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shit Right. It's like, I think this spectrum

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is a little, it's like kind of like, I don't

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know. You're fucking weird. Not you. I'm just

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saying like, like, you know, me too. Like it's

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like when we don't know what box to put you in.

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Right. We just put you in, you know, fucking

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must be autism. I didn't really even realize

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I had these like neurodivergent qualities until

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I was adult. I'm just joking. Do you think you

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actually have autism? I think like, you know,

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it's a spectrum. I like minimally have some Asperger's.

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Do you think so? Maybe. I don't know. I mean,

00:15:46.139 --> 00:15:48.960
that's what Megan says. Like, yeah. Megan says,

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yeah, I think. Is Megan like a mental health

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professional? Well, she went to school for psych.

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All right. I mean, it doesn't make her like a

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credential. Yeah, you definitely have Asperger's.

00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:05.360
No, no, no. I'm saying that she said that about

00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:07.740
herself. Oh, about herself? Yeah. Oh, I thought

00:16:07.740 --> 00:16:11.299
she was diagnosing you. Well, me too. Oh, okay.

00:16:11.539 --> 00:16:15.059
I was like, yeah, I think we both are on the

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spectrum. Yeah, I mean, dude, but you know what?

00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:22.519
Who's not on it? One. And two, like the people

00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:26.120
who aren't on it are fucking boring. You know

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what I mean? And I wasn't saying when I said

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you're fucking weird, I wasn't saying you're

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fucking weird. I'm saying like, I think we all

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are. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.

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I'm saying like, you know, when scientists were

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trying to figure out what this is, they just

00:16:40.340 --> 00:16:42.779
say, oh yeah, this kid, you're fucking weird.

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You know what I mean? Like we're going to put

00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:46.899
you, you're not fitting in with the rest of the

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bunch. So you just, it's fucking, let's call

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it something. Autism. You know, I had a hard

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time with like social interactions until I was

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like in my twenties. I mean, possibly. What?

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What stopped it? What stopped what? The problems

00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:05.599
with social interactions. Oh, just getting, like,

00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:08.619
used to it. Like, working, like, in a job where

00:17:08.619 --> 00:17:10.700
you have to talk to a lot of people. Oh, like

00:17:10.700 --> 00:17:14.059
exposure therapy. Yeah. You know, working, like.

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Dude. What's up? How are you fucking doing? I'm

00:17:18.619 --> 00:17:23.000
taking this trip tonight. I'm exhausted, dude.

00:17:23.220 --> 00:17:26.089
Is Tyler coming? Good to see you. I don't know.

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I haven't seen anything. What's he doing? This

00:17:28.250 --> 00:17:32.430
is the late, great Alex fucking McDonald. I know.

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I'm here at Dan o 'clock and Dan's here at everyone

00:17:34.890 --> 00:17:37.529
else o 'clock. I'm sitting in your chair. Isn't

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this weird? Yeah. Tired to have to sit on the

00:17:39.630 --> 00:17:43.089
fucking medicine ball. But right now we're talking

00:17:43.089 --> 00:17:47.930
about autism. Oh, I'm very well versed in the

00:17:47.930 --> 00:17:51.509
topic. And we're just talking about like, you

00:17:51.509 --> 00:17:55.680
know, we throw the term around a lot here. And

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if any of us actually have autism and Casey thinks

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he does, I definitely think I do. I do. Well,

00:18:04.819 --> 00:18:07.539
I'm technically, I'm diagnosed with ADD, which

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now is no longer under what the fuck is that?

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Like the DSM five or whatever the fuck that's

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called is no longer recognized. They just lump

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ADD into ADHD now. And they call that a firm

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diagnosis, but there is a difference between

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the two. That hyperactivity is a, is a thing,

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but dude. I mean, I fucking hyper fixate on shit.

00:18:24.369 --> 00:18:26.910
Like I just, I don't know. Like I can tell I

00:18:26.910 --> 00:18:28.650
got a couple of screws loose the other day. Like

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I fucking, I lost something and I can't even

00:18:31.650 --> 00:18:33.390
remember what it was. It was something like I

00:18:33.390 --> 00:18:35.890
didn't even need. It was a phone charger. Got

00:18:35.890 --> 00:18:38.009
plenty more of them. No problem to be upset about

00:18:38.009 --> 00:18:41.269
that. I tunneled and looked for this thing for

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four hours. I let it fucking ruin my day. And

00:18:45.210 --> 00:18:48.150
my, I'm, I was self aware of the fact that I

00:18:48.150 --> 00:18:50.369
was tunneling and it didn't fucking stop me.

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Like, Yeah, do that. That's not normal person

00:18:54.410 --> 00:18:58.789
behavior. Cece has her little quirks. I'm throwing

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her out there. She's probably on the spectrum

00:19:00.369 --> 00:19:02.029
too, just in a different way. Dude, see, but

00:19:02.029 --> 00:19:04.819
that's the thing. we can't all be on it. Like

00:19:04.819 --> 00:19:06.859
we got to start kicking some people off because

00:19:06.859 --> 00:19:09.759
you gotta get off the spectrum. I think it's

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more where we come from that healthcare niche.

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And I really think that you can draw some, like

00:19:15.299 --> 00:19:16.880
everyone jokes about like, Oh, there's a ton

00:19:16.880 --> 00:19:19.940
of autistic people and like EMS and like, there

00:19:19.940 --> 00:19:22.859
is Dr. That's fucking true. Like it's there.

00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:25.119
Yes. I don't know that whole common, the chaos

00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.440
shit. That's real. It's called fucking autism.

00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:31.500
I don't know, but you gotta be like, somewhat

00:19:31.500 --> 00:19:37.200
autistic to be a doctor yes 100 percent um but

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speaking of that so yesterday megan was like

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giving a speech for uh at school and uh there's

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like you know a couple people reading papers

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and this one girl she said she was reading like

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this paper about bisexuality and she said she

00:19:53.180 --> 00:19:57.769
was she felt like a queer bisexual stingray And

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that's what her paper was about. Wow. I was sitting

00:20:01.789 --> 00:20:04.250
right in front of her, right in the front row,

00:20:04.349 --> 00:20:06.349
and I was trying not to lose it the whole time.

00:20:06.930 --> 00:20:10.319
Jesus Christ. I'm like, what? A queer bisexual

00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:14.200
stingray? Yeah, she was, like, comparing bisexuality

00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:16.880
to stingrays and how they, like, blend in and

00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:20.220
shit. And she said she was queer and she was

00:20:20.220 --> 00:20:22.140
figuring out who she was and she felt like a

00:20:22.140 --> 00:20:24.839
bisexual stingray. Dude, it's fucking... Now,

00:20:24.859 --> 00:20:27.059
the type of person who writes that is, like,

00:20:27.059 --> 00:20:29.380
in my mind, and I could be completely wrong and

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I am stereotyping 100 % here, but when I hear

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somebody write a paper like that, I feel like

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that's the type of person that claims that they're

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autistic that definitely fucking isn't. That's

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what that has written all over it to me. I mean,

00:20:43.049 --> 00:20:45.890
it's okay to, I guess, figure out who you are,

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but you got to end up at something other than

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bisexual. I do want to say it wasn't because

00:20:52.750 --> 00:20:55.829
of the bisexuality that I was thinking that they're

00:20:55.829 --> 00:20:57.809
autistic. It was more the whole stingray part.

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You kind of fucking lost me there. CC shipped

00:21:00.569 --> 00:21:03.170
me over here with these things. These things

00:21:03.170 --> 00:21:07.380
fucking suck. Do you want it? Feel free. Okay.

00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:10.559
I was wondering why they taste like shit. Let

00:21:10.559 --> 00:21:12.759
me look at it. I just want to see that. 8 .1

00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:15.279
% alcohol by volume. The thing tastes like shit.

00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:17.380
It's like a beer with double the alcohol, but

00:21:17.380 --> 00:21:20.539
nothing to cover it with. Extra malted barley

00:21:20.539 --> 00:21:23.740
select hops for extra gravity. I feel like I'm

00:21:23.740 --> 00:21:25.819
drinking, honestly, the closest thing I can compare

00:21:25.819 --> 00:21:27.700
this to would be like a Natty Daddy. I'm dead

00:21:27.700 --> 00:21:30.059
serious. It's a Natty Daddy in a little bit shinier

00:21:30.059 --> 00:21:33.619
packaging. Steel Reserve. It tastes fucking horrible.

00:21:34.140 --> 00:21:37.380
It tastes awful. I will continue drinking it,

00:21:37.420 --> 00:21:39.519
though, because I want to be buzzed. Who makes

00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.940
this? Steel Reserve, I think, is the name of

00:21:41.940 --> 00:21:44.700
them. I think High Gravity is the name of the

00:21:44.700 --> 00:21:47.599
drink. I could be wrong, but I've gotten a cider

00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:49.740
from these guys before that I brought to the

00:21:49.740 --> 00:21:53.619
podcast, and me and Casey really liked it. This

00:21:53.619 --> 00:21:56.240
is fucking horrible. I'm going to snag Casey's

00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:00.539
vape without his consent. Interesting. What else

00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:02.059
have I missed, though? When did you guys start?

00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:06.559
Oh, man. Let's see. What time is it? 8 .34. We

00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:08.559
probably got a little bit of an echo here, but

00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:11.220
I'll have Casey fix that. I don't know. Maybe

00:22:11.220 --> 00:22:14.940
20 minutes ago? Okay. I was going to say. I missed

00:22:14.940 --> 00:22:18.079
the memo on you coming early. I would have tried

00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:20.220
to make it here a little bit earlier, too. Yeah.

00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:25.960
I've been trying to go in early. I'm exhausted,

00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:29.039
dude. Because I was up at 3 a .m. this morning.

00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:32.240
Gotcha. I'm like beat. Yeah, I've been staying

00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:33.660
up until 3 o 'clock in the morning just about

00:22:33.660 --> 00:22:35.839
every day lately. I work a noon to midnight schedule

00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:38.200
now. It's been a while since I've been here,

00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:42.259
to be honest. I mean, you knew that. I don't

00:22:42.259 --> 00:22:45.019
know. My new schedule is ass. Noon to midnight.

00:22:45.180 --> 00:22:47.279
I'll talk about why I haven't been here in a

00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:49.299
little while. That's too depressing for on air.

00:22:50.059 --> 00:22:53.880
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, sorry. He said he's got

00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:56.259
a depressing story he wants to tell. No, no,

00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:59.079
that's not what I said. I don't want to tell

00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:05.599
it. I ran into Jeff, though, Ladano. I was working

00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:08.259
with him for 12 hours the other day. Oh, nice.

00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:10.319
And he was like, oh, yeah, you're close with

00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:11.859
Dan, right? He's like, has he ever told you any

00:23:11.859 --> 00:23:14.740
of his strip club stories? Oh, no. He's like,

00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.910
oh, you mean the one where he... One where he

00:23:17.910 --> 00:23:20.630
fucking popped off. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, that

00:23:20.630 --> 00:23:23.509
one. He's like, oh, I'm well -versed. He told

00:23:23.509 --> 00:23:27.089
me all about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've got plenty

00:23:27.089 --> 00:23:31.309
more, too. I love Lodano. I snag your vape, Casey.

00:23:31.390 --> 00:23:34.069
I'm a fiend. Okay. We got a little echo here.

00:23:34.369 --> 00:23:38.029
Oh, let me pause it. Is it my head? All right,

00:23:38.049 --> 00:23:41.670
we're back. So why don't you want to take whole

00:23:41.670 --> 00:23:44.609
blood instead of packed red blood cells? Let

00:23:44.609 --> 00:23:47.299
me ask you. I kind of want Allie Mack to be here

00:23:47.299 --> 00:23:48.980
for this. All right, I'll be back in like 10

00:23:48.980 --> 00:23:52.160
seconds. So we'll talk about something else in

00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:56.500
the meantime. I don't really know what though.

00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:00.000
Not a lot going on in my head today. Not a lot

00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:02.720
coming on your head today, Dan. No, just thinking

00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:05.500
about it. The fucking, the Pope, right? I hope,

00:24:05.500 --> 00:24:07.700
I hope the fucking Asian guy becomes the next

00:24:07.700 --> 00:24:10.980
Pope because he's like the liberal guy, right?

00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:16.059
The Filipino guy. And I think if, I think if

00:24:16.059 --> 00:24:20.779
a conservative Pope takes over, we're basically

00:24:20.779 --> 00:24:24.240
more fucked than we have been recently. The whole

00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:26.819
Pope thing fucking freaks me out. I don't get

00:24:26.819 --> 00:24:33.079
it. I don't get it. We see there's like 100 ,000

00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:36.039
people in a square worshiping this fucking dead

00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:38.490
guy, and we look like fucking ants. Like, you

00:24:38.490 --> 00:24:40.150
know, when like ants hold up a fucking body,

00:24:40.269 --> 00:24:42.490
all I can think about is like, we look like fucking

00:24:42.490 --> 00:24:45.450
ants just worshiping this fucking dead guy. Yeah.

00:24:46.049 --> 00:24:48.289
Yeah. It's fucking weird. Humans are pretty close

00:24:48.289 --> 00:24:51.430
to ants actually. Yeah. You know, very similar.

00:24:52.069 --> 00:24:55.490
Yeah. They get fucking, they get sucked in. Yeah.

00:24:55.549 --> 00:24:57.809
Like all in the same army. But why don't you

00:24:57.809 --> 00:25:01.029
like the whole blood? Yeah. Well, would you let

00:25:01.029 --> 00:25:04.869
a random stranger, would you let a random stranger

00:25:04.869 --> 00:25:08.279
come up to you? Right. Like some fucking, you

00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:10.339
don't know, like homeless lady, whatever, come

00:25:10.339 --> 00:25:12.079
up and spit in your fucking mouth. Just hawk

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:15.680
a big loogie. But they test the blood for diseases,

00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:19.420
though. And spit in your fucking mouth. I would

00:25:19.420 --> 00:25:21.740
if I was going to die. You let her spit in your

00:25:21.740 --> 00:25:24.880
mouth, bro? That's disgusting. I would take blood

00:25:24.880 --> 00:25:27.299
if I was going to die. They screen it for diseases.

00:25:27.700 --> 00:25:29.940
Just picture a big fucking homeless lady just

00:25:29.940 --> 00:25:36.289
working up a big fucking loogie. And hawking

00:25:36.289 --> 00:25:40.309
it in your mouth. Now, that's bad. Now, think

00:25:40.309 --> 00:25:43.069
of something even more intimate than that. It's

00:25:43.069 --> 00:25:45.250
been running through every fucking cell in her

00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:48.829
fucking brain. Right? That blood. And you get

00:25:48.829 --> 00:25:51.190
all her plasma, all her fucking hormones, all

00:25:51.190 --> 00:25:53.710
the drugs she's been taking on the street. Fuck

00:25:53.710 --> 00:25:55.750
that, dude. Well, they screened for that, too.

00:25:55.750 --> 00:25:57.009
Yeah, you can't even give blood. You hope they

00:25:57.009 --> 00:25:59.069
screen for it. You can't even give blood if you

00:25:59.069 --> 00:26:01.329
suck the dick in your life and you're not a female.

00:26:02.009 --> 00:26:08.630
Really? No. No, I'm serious. This literally happened

00:26:08.630 --> 00:26:11.809
to my friend in high school. Your friend sucked

00:26:11.809 --> 00:26:14.390
your dick and then couldn't get pregnant? That's

00:26:14.390 --> 00:26:18.029
crazy. If you are a male who has other homosexual

00:26:18.029 --> 00:26:21.329
contacts in your life, you can't give blood because

00:26:21.329 --> 00:26:25.569
the AIDS comes from AIDS and the pandemic that

00:26:25.569 --> 00:26:29.630
was so prevalent, I guess, in gay men. So they

00:26:29.630 --> 00:26:32.319
don't let fucking gay people. Donate blood. That's

00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:35.319
fucking wild, dude. Most countries don't. They

00:26:35.319 --> 00:26:37.339
might have changed it in America, but most countries

00:26:37.339 --> 00:26:39.259
don't, I think. I mean, dude, that kind of makes

00:26:39.259 --> 00:26:41.720
sense. No, my friend in high school was like,

00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:44.099
I can't donate blood. I'm like, why? He's like,

00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:48.980
I had other homosexual contact. I'm like, what?

00:26:49.339 --> 00:26:53.640
He's like, yeah, my cousin molested me when I

00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:56.819
was five. Damn. I don't think that counts. Yeah,

00:26:56.819 --> 00:26:58.599
I don't think that's what they're talking about,

00:26:58.740 --> 00:27:02.460
bro. I had a patient that I transported that

00:27:02.460 --> 00:27:07.279
was on, I think it was just packed. I think it

00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:08.900
was just packed cells, to be honest. But they

00:27:08.900 --> 00:27:12.400
had the hyperthermic reaction to it. Oh, dude.

00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:14.599
Like right as I was like pulling into the hospital

00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.319
and I was just kind of like, oh, shit. Damn.

00:27:17.420 --> 00:27:20.140
Shut the line down and everything. But it's weird.

00:27:20.299 --> 00:27:22.700
They treat blood like it's a fucking narcotic

00:27:22.700 --> 00:27:24.440
with us. There's so much paperwork that goes

00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:26.819
along with it. I know, I have to do that. It's

00:27:26.819 --> 00:27:28.799
so stupid. Because they used to have us go with

00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:31.480
them. Well, we're going to start carrying it

00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:34.680
just for pre -hospital use soon. That was an

00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:36.799
inter -facility transfer, but pretty soon they're

00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:37.920
just going to give it. I think we're getting

00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:40.740
packed red blood cells, I think, for nature traumas,

00:27:40.740 --> 00:27:43.660
which is pretty cool. I mean, I doubt we're going

00:27:43.660 --> 00:27:46.599
to be using it very often. The O negative. What's

00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:48.759
that? You have to get the O negative. Yeah, I

00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:51.089
mean, that's what we're shooting for. You can't

00:27:51.089 --> 00:27:54.809
really blood type in the field. No, no, you can't.

00:27:55.049 --> 00:27:57.890
Leave it. There's some ambulances with MRI machines

00:27:57.890 --> 00:28:02.109
now. Yeah, there's some with MRIs. Some locally

00:28:02.109 --> 00:28:04.910
have ultrasound, too. That's crazy. I think that's

00:28:04.910 --> 00:28:07.470
ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Just take him

00:28:07.470 --> 00:28:09.569
to the fucking hospital. Right. That's what EMS

00:28:09.569 --> 00:28:11.529
was like. It's like, how much more do you want

00:28:11.529 --> 00:28:14.369
to do without a bump in pay? Right. How much

00:28:14.369 --> 00:28:17.329
more are you willing to take on? Without getting

00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:20.309
a fucking MRI machine in the shit. That's fucking.

00:28:20.369 --> 00:28:22.589
I don't want an MRI. You're going to be doing

00:28:22.589 --> 00:28:25.069
sutures and all kinds of fucking things. And

00:28:25.069 --> 00:28:26.890
then one day you're going to realize that you're

00:28:26.890 --> 00:28:29.390
doing all the doctor's work for him. You know,

00:28:29.490 --> 00:28:32.670
no more extra pay. The only reason I understand

00:28:32.670 --> 00:28:35.450
the ultrasound kind of is. Okay. What is it?

00:28:35.470 --> 00:28:38.589
What is it? They can't make it five minutes to

00:28:38.589 --> 00:28:42.170
the hospital. No, no. It's just just for like

00:28:42.170 --> 00:28:45.960
assistance with placing lines. That's it. That's

00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:47.980
all I was going to use. That's cheating. That's

00:28:47.980 --> 00:28:50.700
cheating. Oh, my fucking God. But you do get

00:28:50.700 --> 00:28:52.599
patients where, like, you fucking need a line

00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:55.359
to... You need ultrasound guidance and a five

00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.519
-minute trip to the hospital. And IO in the skull.

00:28:57.819 --> 00:29:01.500
Yeah, the intracranial IO. I was watching The

00:29:01.500 --> 00:29:04.799
Pit, that show about, like, the ER. It's, like,

00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.960
in Pittsburgh. And they fucking do an intracranial

00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:11.880
IO. Oh, that's real? Well, I don't know. Well,

00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:13.839
a lot of the shit that goes on in The Pit is

00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:17.289
real. I mean, it's a fucking drama, but they

00:29:17.289 --> 00:29:21.150
did their research on all the interventions that

00:29:21.150 --> 00:29:24.430
medical personnel do and their treatment pathways.

00:29:25.710 --> 00:29:29.170
They put their time into it. It's not like you're

00:29:29.170 --> 00:29:31.910
watching Chicago Fire. The shit they do makes

00:29:31.910 --> 00:29:33.670
sense, but I can't remember the exact reason.

00:29:33.809 --> 00:29:36.069
I fell asleep and I just woke up and I just see

00:29:36.069 --> 00:29:37.970
somebody getting an IO in the skull. And then

00:29:37.970 --> 00:29:39.609
I asked my partner about it. He's like, oh, no.

00:29:40.670 --> 00:29:43.869
Yeah, that partner actually works in the ER as

00:29:43.869 --> 00:29:47.289
a tech and he's about to start med school. And

00:29:47.289 --> 00:29:49.869
he's like, ah, well, yeah. I mean, like a burr

00:29:49.869 --> 00:29:52.170
hole is essentially just like an IO, but it's

00:29:52.170 --> 00:29:54.029
like you're not going to use an IO for it. I

00:29:54.029 --> 00:29:56.009
can't remember the justification that was why

00:29:56.009 --> 00:29:57.869
they were using an IO. But like I can see how

00:29:57.869 --> 00:30:00.549
like if you take a CT and you know where the

00:30:00.549 --> 00:30:02.470
fucking bleed is and you know it's like a pronounced

00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:05.329
fucking bleed and the intracranial pressure is

00:30:05.329 --> 00:30:07.130
through the fucking roof and you have no time

00:30:07.130 --> 00:30:09.920
and you have a drill right there. Why the fuck

00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:13.000
not? I don't know if I'd want to write that try.

00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:17.460
It's a very sterile procedure, typically. Can

00:30:17.460 --> 00:30:19.319
you imagine being the doctor in a small yard

00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:21.539
and fucking Trump walks in? Oh, you're saying

00:30:21.539 --> 00:30:25.200
for a doctor to do it? Yes. Oh, okay. I thought

00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:28.140
you meant as a medic. Oh, God, no. No, no. Yeah,

00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:32.200
no. I'm not. No. I do. I do. Humeral heads and

00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:36.390
tibial plateau IOs. That's all I need. You know,

00:30:36.410 --> 00:30:38.569
they took Kennedy to the ER and tried to fucking

00:30:38.569 --> 00:30:40.529
put his brain back in, and the doctor was like,

00:30:40.630 --> 00:30:43.230
what the fuck did you bring in here? Jeez. They

00:30:43.230 --> 00:30:46.410
still have pieces of his skull. Yeah. Yeah. Evidently,

00:30:46.410 --> 00:30:48.730
that's where the bullet got lost, too. What did

00:30:48.730 --> 00:30:52.250
I say? Was it the hospital? Oh. Yeah, I say that

00:30:52.250 --> 00:30:54.309
there's some people saying that there was the

00:30:54.309 --> 00:30:56.210
bullet and that they removed it and they took

00:30:56.210 --> 00:30:58.789
it out, and then mysteriously the bullet disappeared.

00:30:58.950 --> 00:31:00.529
So they don't know where the bullet is today?

00:31:00.549 --> 00:31:02.150
And then a whole bunch of people are like, oh,

00:31:02.170 --> 00:31:05.869
the bullet was made of ice, so it... And then

00:31:05.869 --> 00:31:08.890
every like firearms expert in the world is quick

00:31:08.890 --> 00:31:11.549
to point out that that just would not work. Yeah.

00:31:11.549 --> 00:31:14.710
I learned how Trump declassified the JFK files

00:31:14.710 --> 00:31:16.970
and literally just say like, it's bullshit. Like

00:31:16.970 --> 00:31:19.269
the CIA did it or no. I mean that Lee Harvey

00:31:19.269 --> 00:31:21.990
Oswald did it like probably. Yeah. That's all

00:31:21.990 --> 00:31:24.990
it said. Really? Which is fucking nonsense. It's

00:31:24.990 --> 00:31:26.730
absolutely ridiculous. That's why I said that

00:31:26.730 --> 00:31:29.150
picture that was like Trump's major accomplishments.

00:31:29.450 --> 00:31:32.230
And it was like declassified JFK files, which

00:31:32.230 --> 00:31:35.170
was obviously ridiculous. ended the federal support

00:31:35.170 --> 00:31:37.529
of paper straws, and ended production of the

00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:40.430
penny. That's his accomplishments per Fox News.

00:31:41.210 --> 00:31:43.230
Well, with these tariffs, we don't need to worry

00:31:43.230 --> 00:31:45.349
about pennies anymore. Like the two most fucking

00:31:45.349 --> 00:31:48.410
worthless things you can imagine. First hundred

00:31:48.410 --> 00:31:52.390
days, bro. Doing pretty good. Meanwhile, the

00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:54.750
fucking war is supposed to end on day one. And

00:31:54.750 --> 00:31:58.069
he's like, he's like, Vladimir, stop this now.

00:31:58.150 --> 00:32:01.880
Stop this, Vladimir. Stop this war. Yeah, that's

00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:03.960
going to work. He's begging Vladimir. It's awful.

00:32:04.220 --> 00:32:08.299
Dude, I think part of his plan... You know what?

00:32:08.380 --> 00:32:13.380
Let's change the subject. I like it. No, I don't

00:32:13.380 --> 00:32:16.519
know. Do you? Yeah, I do. Because I don't know

00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:18.359
anything. It's fun to hear you guys talk about

00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:22.900
politics. I think part of Trump's plan is to

00:32:22.900 --> 00:32:26.539
twist China's arm so that... Because, okay, we

00:32:26.539 --> 00:32:28.160
already put sanctions on Russia. It didn't do

00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.279
shit. They just said, dude, we're just going

00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.220
to sell oil to the Chinese. We don't give a fuck.

00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:34.440
Didn't do shit for China either. What's that?

00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:36.440
Didn't do shit for China either. They said, we'll

00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.279
increase your tariffs to 200%. And Trump's was

00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:42.420
like, okay. And then he backed off. Did he back

00:32:42.420 --> 00:32:44.400
off though? Well, I mean, now we have tariffs

00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.660
on China, but what were you saying before that?

00:32:49.099 --> 00:32:51.440
Oh, I was saying that. I think what he's trying

00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:55.240
to do is he's trying to collapse or semi -collapse

00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:59.039
or put the pressure on China so that. They come

00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:02.279
to the table and he can say to them, look, you

00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:05.119
tell Vladimir Putin to cut it the fuck out because

00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:07.319
this is his fault. Could be, yeah. Right? So

00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.240
he's putting pressure on China because that's

00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:13.920
Russia's main source of income. They just agreed

00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:18.140
to that mineral deal with Ukraine. Who disagreed

00:33:18.140 --> 00:33:22.240
to it? Trump agreed to it with Zelensky. Oh,

00:33:22.259 --> 00:33:24.380
he did? Yeah. Yeah, and there's something weird

00:33:24.380 --> 00:33:27.079
going on with why they want minerals so bad.

00:33:27.630 --> 00:33:29.210
There's something they fucking want that they

00:33:29.210 --> 00:33:32.390
know about that the general population doesn't.

00:33:32.390 --> 00:33:34.930
Yeah, it's like why they want Greenland and Antarctica.

00:33:35.329 --> 00:33:37.470
There's something like next level, some next

00:33:37.470 --> 00:33:39.609
level shit going on with that. Greenland's pretty

00:33:39.609 --> 00:33:42.289
simple. That's just a strategic point. It is.

00:33:42.289 --> 00:33:45.029
It's closest to Russia. Yeah, that's why we want

00:33:45.029 --> 00:33:47.329
it. And we want it so that nobody else can put

00:33:47.329 --> 00:33:50.250
ICBMs and shit like that there too. It's more

00:33:50.250 --> 00:33:52.819
just like a safety net. It's like that's why

00:33:52.819 --> 00:33:55.099
the Cuban Missile Crisis was fucking wild is

00:33:55.099 --> 00:33:57.180
because we freaked the fuck out that there was

00:33:57.180 --> 00:34:01.059
nukes in Cuba. We just kind of want Greenland

00:34:01.059 --> 00:34:03.480
because it's like right there. Yeah. Do you think

00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:06.779
that nuclear war is even... It's fucking inevitable.

00:34:07.740 --> 00:34:10.440
I don't even know if it's possible. It's definitely

00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:12.320
possible. We definitely have news. It's going

00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:14.260
to be a cyber attack. I guarantee you it's going

00:34:14.260 --> 00:34:16.239
to be a cyber attack. Oh, it could be. Why would

00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:19.360
we threaten nuclear warfare? If you took down,

00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:21.139
like, I can't remember exactly where the sites

00:34:21.139 --> 00:34:23.659
are, but there's three sites in this world, in

00:34:23.659 --> 00:34:27.719
the country, that would absolutely cripple us.

00:34:27.780 --> 00:34:31.039
You take away our power, like electricity. For

00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:33.320
three days, our country will fucking collapse.

00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:35.539
That's what just happened in Spain, yeah. Because

00:34:35.539 --> 00:34:37.940
it's just like, if we lose self -service, people

00:34:37.940 --> 00:34:40.400
are going to think there were nukes dropped or

00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:43.760
shit like that. It's going to be chaos. Immediately,

00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.840
trade stops because nobody can use debit or credit

00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:49.260
cards. Nobody fucking carries cash anymore. These

00:34:49.260 --> 00:34:52.059
stores aren't going to be open. The hospitals

00:34:52.059 --> 00:34:55.340
will be useless. The emergency services won't

00:34:55.340 --> 00:34:55.579
have any power to run their stations or anything.

00:34:55.579 --> 00:34:57.679
I won't be going into work. I'm not showing up.

00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:00.639
It's just going to be, it cripples us. Are you

00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.239
going to, are you going to go into work during

00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:05.480
the nuclear war and like try to be a hero? Absolutely

00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:07.460
the fuck not. I'm getting the fuck out to fucking

00:35:07.460 --> 00:35:09.500
the Adirondacks. No, I'm going to be, I'm going

00:35:09.500 --> 00:35:11.460
to be in the camp that I have set up where me

00:35:11.460 --> 00:35:13.699
and CC just bought two Berkey water filters.

00:35:13.699 --> 00:35:16.519
Oh, nice. I'm going to be joining you. They filter

00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:18.840
everything out of the water, like everything.

00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:21.300
Before you ask, yes, the fluoride, the fluoride.

00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:25.380
You can literally put like fucking lake, like

00:35:25.380 --> 00:35:28.969
dirty ass brown lake water. into this thing and

00:35:28.969 --> 00:35:31.909
it will piss out clear crystal clean potable

00:35:31.909 --> 00:35:34.429
water wow with no diseases or anything how many

00:35:34.429 --> 00:35:37.349
gallons does it do before it um the one we have

00:35:37.349 --> 00:35:38.949
i think is like the mid -tier they're they're

00:35:38.949 --> 00:35:40.510
expensive too they're like three four hundred

00:35:40.510 --> 00:35:44.010
bucks cc got one for not free she spent like

00:35:44.010 --> 00:35:46.269
20 bucks got it on facebook marketplace and we

00:35:46.269 --> 00:35:48.030
just ordered new filters and the filters are

00:35:48.030 --> 00:35:52.050
like 100 bucks pop um i'd say in tier it's probably

00:35:52.050 --> 00:35:54.349
about like two three gallons but it's gravity

00:35:54.780 --> 00:35:56.940
based so like you have like a top tank and a

00:35:56.940 --> 00:35:58.599
bottom tank i'd say it's probably two and a half

00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:01.260
gallons if i had to estimate it takes a while

00:36:01.260 --> 00:36:04.460
to to sift through but it literally turns all

00:36:04.460 --> 00:36:07.639
your water into potable drinking water it's just

00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:09.480
like an incredible fucking device so we have

00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:11.980
that um the next thing i want to get set up is

00:36:11.980 --> 00:36:14.460
a nice fucking garden that i'll tend a couple

00:36:14.460 --> 00:36:16.780
times a week out there just so it's like actually

00:36:16.780 --> 00:36:21.670
like a self -sustained property that you just

00:36:21.670 --> 00:36:24.190
if shit hits the fan you gotta live on vegetables

00:36:24.190 --> 00:36:27.449
what's that you're gonna live on vegetables well

00:36:27.449 --> 00:36:31.389
i mean i plan on putting some like other shit

00:36:31.389 --> 00:36:33.550
there it's more just however much time i have

00:36:33.550 --> 00:36:35.809
before everything falls apart yeah that's a good

00:36:35.809 --> 00:36:39.030
idea water is the obvious starting point because

00:36:39.030 --> 00:36:40.750
you need water way more than you fucking need

00:36:40.750 --> 00:36:44.349
food but um you can get water easily that's that's

00:36:44.349 --> 00:36:49.369
smart um and it's just i I have it memorized

00:36:49.369 --> 00:36:52.250
where from just about anywhere in this area,

00:36:52.369 --> 00:36:55.389
I know how to get there without like GPS or like

00:36:55.389 --> 00:36:57.829
technology. Like if you told me right now that

00:36:57.829 --> 00:36:59.510
I had to make it to this place, I think I could

00:36:59.510 --> 00:37:02.289
probably make it there. Oh, sweet. What's the

00:37:02.289 --> 00:37:04.429
address? Oh, no. No, I'm not fucking telling

00:37:04.429 --> 00:37:06.050
anybody about this. No, you're good. It's my

00:37:06.050 --> 00:37:10.690
brother, my dad, and my brother, my dad, my mom,

00:37:10.710 --> 00:37:13.630
and Cece know about it. That's it. But me and

00:37:13.630 --> 00:37:15.670
Cece are just kind of... At first, Cece thought

00:37:15.670 --> 00:37:17.570
I was a fucking lunatic setting shit up here,

00:37:17.650 --> 00:37:19.530
but it's... Everybody's going to come there and

00:37:19.530 --> 00:37:22.590
try to, like, take advantage of you. No. People...

00:37:22.590 --> 00:37:24.369
There's so many people that, like, do some of

00:37:24.369 --> 00:37:26.929
this prepping stuff. Out of my coworkers, just

00:37:26.929 --> 00:37:29.289
on my shift alone, which consists of, like, eight

00:37:29.289 --> 00:37:33.130
people total, four people, myself included, I've

00:37:33.130 --> 00:37:35.110
already been, like, taking steps just to prep

00:37:35.110 --> 00:37:37.909
for shit. Oh, those are EMTs. It's not really,

00:37:38.030 --> 00:37:41.269
like... super expensive to do like you just need

00:37:41.269 --> 00:37:44.010
to make yourself self -sustainable like those

00:37:44.010 --> 00:37:46.250
little straws that you can get to that filters

00:37:46.250 --> 00:37:47.909
everything out like those things are fucking

00:37:47.909 --> 00:37:50.730
huge those are those are sick where like you

00:37:50.730 --> 00:37:53.170
could literally just dip one end of your fucking

00:37:53.170 --> 00:37:57.489
straw into like just crappy like obviously you're

00:37:57.489 --> 00:37:59.289
gonna want running water because it's cleaner

00:37:59.289 --> 00:38:02.030
but like it can carry all these different diseases

00:38:02.030 --> 00:38:03.829
and it can get you sick and there's so many different

00:38:03.829 --> 00:38:05.690
pathogens that could be present in it but like

00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:09.960
This water filters are the super easy way. Rainwater

00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:12.780
collection. That's another really fucking easy

00:38:12.780 --> 00:38:15.019
way to hit it. That's cheap. You can do that

00:38:15.019 --> 00:38:17.099
shit on your own. Really? All you really need

00:38:17.099 --> 00:38:20.019
is basic primitive survival skills. And like,

00:38:20.019 --> 00:38:22.820
you'll be able to, you know, humans live for

00:38:22.820 --> 00:38:25.139
thousands of years without all this modern shit.

00:38:25.260 --> 00:38:27.500
But it's not just survival skills though, too,

00:38:27.579 --> 00:38:29.659
because you got to realize that that like the

00:38:29.659 --> 00:38:33.500
place that. I have set up is very, very remote.

00:38:33.639 --> 00:38:36.659
There's not like really another property around

00:38:36.659 --> 00:38:40.000
it for, I'd say probably like two miles. Like

00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:42.579
it's, it's pretty fucking out there in the boonies.

00:38:42.940 --> 00:38:45.820
Um, it's next to a lock, but it's next to a,

00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:48.940
a lake, not lake. It's more of a pond. It's a

00:38:48.940 --> 00:38:52.659
large pond, but, um, this pond is stocked with

00:38:52.659 --> 00:38:57.610
fish every year. Um, obviously that's. You never

00:38:57.610 --> 00:38:59.670
know if the ecosystem is going to thrive. It

00:38:59.670 --> 00:39:02.789
gets stocked every year by somebody who owns

00:39:02.789 --> 00:39:05.389
the generalized property that's there. But you

00:39:05.389 --> 00:39:07.849
never know. Maybe that ecosystem will continue

00:39:07.849 --> 00:39:12.050
to thrive after shit hits the fan. We got to

00:39:12.050 --> 00:39:14.110
get that bus up and running so we can just take

00:39:14.110 --> 00:39:17.690
off during the apocalypse. Dude, what I want

00:39:17.690 --> 00:39:21.530
to do with the bus is I want to bury it. And

00:39:21.530 --> 00:39:24.469
so the hatch in the top would be the entrance.

00:39:25.510 --> 00:39:28.510
So you just pop down in it and you got a full

00:39:28.510 --> 00:39:31.570
kitchen, a fucking shitter. That's like one of

00:39:31.570 --> 00:39:33.969
the most cost effective ways that people prep.

00:39:34.110 --> 00:39:36.949
Really? They do that or they use like shipping

00:39:36.949 --> 00:39:39.210
cargo containers. You can buy those for like,

00:39:39.230 --> 00:39:42.590
I mean, nothing's cheap, but like reasonably

00:39:42.590 --> 00:39:45.170
cheap in terms of a space that you can bury that

00:39:45.170 --> 00:39:49.530
will be structurally sound. That's good. Right.

00:39:50.489 --> 00:39:53.889
Wouldn't it be beneficial to have a truck that's...

00:39:54.339 --> 00:39:57.659
able to be moved so that you can go to locations

00:39:57.659 --> 00:40:01.400
where there's no nuclear fallout. Yeah, but in

00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:04.780
three, four months, gasoline, it's just going

00:40:04.780 --> 00:40:08.420
to go bad. All the water will be evaporating

00:40:08.420 --> 00:40:10.699
out of gasoline for the most part, and fuel goes

00:40:10.699 --> 00:40:13.039
bad after a handful of months. If you have a

00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.400
car that's sitting in a garage for years and

00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:17.219
years, it will probably start, but you're going

00:40:17.219 --> 00:40:19.400
to run into engine problems because of all the

00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:23.119
lack of... water that's in it due to evaporation

00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:25.440
stuff like fuel goes bad very quickly if like

00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:28.699
if society were to collapse right now within

00:40:28.699 --> 00:40:31.320
a year and honestly within a couple of weeks

00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:32.659
you're not going to want to be in a car because

00:40:32.659 --> 00:40:34.960
cars they're fucking loud the whole world's going

00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:37.739
to get really quiet really fucking quick and

00:40:37.739 --> 00:40:39.980
you're gonna hear cars and when people hear cars

00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:41.519
they're gonna want to check what the fuck's going

00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:43.300
on because they're gonna say holy shit these

00:40:43.300 --> 00:40:45.380
people have a car they probably have fucking

00:40:45.380 --> 00:40:47.039
food. And if they're hungry enough, they're going

00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:48.760
to be like, that's a person. I can fucking eat

00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:50.579
them. Yeah. It's going to be a free for all,

00:40:50.659 --> 00:40:56.300
but yeah, but no, it's, it's a more like it.

00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.500
I realistically, I just, I, my, the whole reason

00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:00.880
I think it's going to be a cyber attack is if

00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.719
we have these weapons of mass destruction, why

00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:06.059
the fuck would we use them? Like you're destroying.

00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:09.719
If, if Russia's to nuke the U S. that fallout

00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.619
is going to fuck the whole world. Right. That's

00:41:12.619 --> 00:41:14.380
why I don't even know if it's possible. I don't

00:41:14.380 --> 00:41:15.920
know if anybody would have the balls to fucking

00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:18.900
do it. No, I mean, Putin's unstable and so is

00:41:18.900 --> 00:41:22.099
Trump. So, I mean, like I could, if somebody

00:41:22.099 --> 00:41:24.079
is going to do it, it's going to be either us

00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:27.159
or them. But realistically, I don't think any

00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:30.280
other world. And I don't, I want to preface that.

00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:34.360
I don't think Trump or Putin would do it. But

00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:37.900
if anyone in recent history would do it, it would

00:41:37.900 --> 00:41:41.820
be one of those two. Yeah. I don't fucking know.

00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:44.099
Weapons of mass destruction. It's all about mad.

00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.940
It's just a mutually assured destruction. Right.

00:41:48.119 --> 00:41:51.780
Just scaring one another. But ultimately, the

00:41:51.780 --> 00:41:54.639
end goal would be nuclear deterrence of just

00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.409
like decommissioning all the. Weapons of mass

00:41:57.409 --> 00:41:58.909
destruction, but I don't believe that that's

00:41:58.909 --> 00:42:01.909
ever going to happen. The recent news, which

00:42:01.909 --> 00:42:04.090
I wanted to talk about, I cannot remember which

00:42:04.090 --> 00:42:06.650
chip manufacturer it is. I think I sent it to

00:42:06.650 --> 00:42:11.050
the group chat, though, earlier this week. They're

00:42:11.050 --> 00:42:13.050
just trying to figure out, they're bumping out

00:42:13.050 --> 00:42:15.090
some kinks with this chip. I can't remember what

00:42:15.090 --> 00:42:17.530
fucking company it is. Was it the Chinese company?

00:42:18.090 --> 00:42:21.889
I don't believe so. Oh, okay. But it's a microchip

00:42:21.889 --> 00:42:26.250
that... I can't remember exactly why it's different,

00:42:26.510 --> 00:42:30.170
but it's ridiculously, literally one chip that

00:42:30.170 --> 00:42:32.690
could fit like on the surface of your thumb would

00:42:32.690 --> 00:42:36.309
be equal to essentially the computing power of

00:42:36.309 --> 00:42:38.309
every computer we have in the world right now.

00:42:38.469 --> 00:42:41.349
Wow. It's ridiculous. I can't remember exactly

00:42:41.349 --> 00:42:44.190
why. It's just this new way. It's essentially

00:42:44.190 --> 00:42:47.369
this like primitive, primitive nanotechnology

00:42:47.369 --> 00:42:51.210
that we're figuring out how to use, that AI helped

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:55.190
create. the only thing is is that because of

00:42:55.190 --> 00:42:57.409
how much computing power takes place in such

00:42:57.409 --> 00:43:01.210
that in such of a small area it generates an

00:43:01.210 --> 00:43:04.070
extreme amount of heat so at this point we haven't

00:43:04.070 --> 00:43:06.469
been able to get it to work but in theory it

00:43:06.469 --> 00:43:09.309
should be able to so now they're actually dumping

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:11.650
all whatever fuck i can't remember i can't believe

00:43:11.650 --> 00:43:14.030
i don't remember what company it is but now they're

00:43:14.030 --> 00:43:18.030
manufacturing um a freezer to contain it which

00:43:18.030 --> 00:43:22.079
this freezer is like like within like point zero

00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:26.659
zero zero zero zero one percent closeness of

00:43:26.659 --> 00:43:31.500
absolute zero like very very cold cold it's it's

00:43:31.500 --> 00:43:33.900
at this point which is pretty cool the freezer

00:43:33.900 --> 00:43:36.519
that they have working right now is the coldest

00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:40.219
spot in the known universe because what is it

00:43:40.219 --> 00:43:44.420
zero kelvin yeah they're absolute zero as we

00:43:44.420 --> 00:43:47.119
call it there's no atomic movement but the problem

00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:52.360
Am I using your headphones, dude? No, you're

00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.320
fine. These just don't stretch all the way, so

00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:57.960
I'm not using them. Did you realize that your

00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:02.760
left one doesn't work? No. I'm joking. Fucking

00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:11.300
got him. Wait, let me get in on that. If they

00:44:11.300 --> 00:44:16.920
can work this out... Sorry. Go ahead. If they

00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:19.280
can work the kinks out with this microchip, I

00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:20.960
believe that that's what's going to cause the

00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:25.139
technological singularity. What just happened?

00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:27.840
I put my feet up on this chair and it tipped

00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:30.400
the table. But essentially that's going to be

00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:34.340
where we have a microchip that is going to be

00:44:34.340 --> 00:44:39.110
able to create a... stronger ai and also nanotechnology

00:44:39.110 --> 00:44:41.489
which will increase our own cognition which when

00:44:41.489 --> 00:44:44.050
we increase our own cognition we'll then be able

00:44:44.050 --> 00:44:46.409
to develop a more sophisticated ai that will

00:44:46.409 --> 00:44:48.969
develop more sophisticated nanotechnology and

00:44:48.969 --> 00:44:51.929
you enter this reciprocal loop where you just

00:44:51.929 --> 00:44:54.570
essentially become infinitely intelligent practically

00:44:54.570 --> 00:44:57.030
overnight but that's the problem you think it's

00:44:57.030 --> 00:44:59.489
you think it's we they're going to be able to

00:44:59.489 --> 00:45:02.849
it's not going to be we it's not going to be

00:45:02.849 --> 00:45:07.780
we that is extreme optimism there but with this

00:45:07.780 --> 00:45:11.699
with this like i said it's extreme optimism this

00:45:11.699 --> 00:45:13.900
shit probably already exists i'll be completely

00:45:13.900 --> 00:45:16.880
honest but it doesn't exist in the capacity that

00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:22.099
we think it does and its full its full potential

00:45:22.099 --> 00:45:24.699
is not going to be realized until it's made widely

00:45:24.699 --> 00:45:28.699
available but it's just when we reach the singularity

00:45:28.699 --> 00:45:31.880
every problem that we think we have right now

00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:34.619
will no longer exist Like completely nuclear

00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:38.340
warfare, global conflict, all this stuff. We

00:45:38.340 --> 00:45:40.679
have no fucking idea. And it's honestly kind

00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:44.360
of ignorant to even guess as to what our problems

00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:46.619
will be after the technological singularity,

00:45:46.619 --> 00:45:50.599
because we will be. Again, I use we lightly.

00:45:50.860 --> 00:45:55.579
Yeah. It's just like the life that we will be

00:45:55.579 --> 00:45:58.670
living after the singularity. Is incomprehensible.

00:45:58.909 --> 00:46:01.489
It's going to reverse aging practically overnight.

00:46:01.769 --> 00:46:04.250
It's going to cure every known disease known

00:46:04.250 --> 00:46:08.550
to man. And we'll be able to develop crazy technology.

00:46:08.670 --> 00:46:11.329
If faster than light travel is possible, we will

00:46:11.329 --> 00:46:13.269
fucking make it. Dude, we're going to be able

00:46:13.269 --> 00:46:15.989
to fucking download our memories onto a hard

00:46:15.989 --> 00:46:18.250
drive. We might be able to transcend into the

00:46:18.250 --> 00:46:20.610
fifth dimension. I saw something recently that

00:46:20.610 --> 00:46:23.309
was like, we're going to be able to put people

00:46:23.309 --> 00:46:26.369
in prison for 100 years in a matter of minutes.

00:46:27.019 --> 00:46:28.960
And just have them wake up and feel like they've

00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:30.519
been in prison. Like a Black Mirror episode.

00:46:30.780 --> 00:46:32.440
I don't think that that's going to happen just

00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:34.340
because of the psychological effects that that

00:46:34.340 --> 00:46:36.960
will have afterwards. Oh, it's completely unethical.

00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:40.039
I wouldn't even argue unethical. I think that

00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:42.780
if you put somebody into a mental hellscape for

00:46:42.780 --> 00:46:45.579
100 years, they're going to come back with a

00:46:45.579 --> 00:46:48.489
deep harbored resentment. towards everything

00:46:48.489 --> 00:46:50.949
no they're gonna come back fucking mind blank

00:46:50.949 --> 00:46:54.150
and fucking schizophrenic or they act like they

00:46:54.150 --> 00:46:56.389
are because they have some serious pressure ulcers

00:46:56.389 --> 00:47:00.449
no because it's only their their body really

00:47:00.449 --> 00:47:02.929
um in real time it's only been a few minutes

00:47:02.929 --> 00:47:05.730
but just in their mind it feels like 100 oh it's

00:47:05.730 --> 00:47:08.590
in their mind yeah because time time's all relative

00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:12.170
but oh that's fucked up yeah no there's like

00:47:12.170 --> 00:47:14.590
a few black mirror episodes about that where

00:47:14.590 --> 00:47:19.909
uh the guy's like the guy clones this woman and

00:47:19.909 --> 00:47:22.429
she's like, okay, I cloned you. So now you can

00:47:22.429 --> 00:47:25.829
be your own slave. Um, and they're trying to

00:47:25.829 --> 00:47:28.090
get her to like do tasks, like make toast for

00:47:28.090 --> 00:47:30.849
the woman. And she's like, no, I'm not going

00:47:30.849 --> 00:47:33.170
to do that. And he's like, okay, have a 1000

00:47:33.170 --> 00:47:35.510
years in solitary confinement. And she's like,

00:47:35.530 --> 00:47:39.690
I'll do anything. Dude, that, that's crazy. I

00:47:39.690 --> 00:47:43.710
thought you were saying that, that it's actually

00:47:43.710 --> 00:47:45.730
a hundred years, but it feels like an instant.

00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:48.539
But it feels like a hundred years. It feels like

00:47:48.539 --> 00:47:49.940
a hundred years. And it's actually an instant.

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:53.699
That's fucking crazy. Which one's worse? I'd

00:47:53.699 --> 00:47:57.239
say definitely solitary confinement. Well, no,

00:47:57.320 --> 00:47:59.679
think about like if everything goes by in an

00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:02.440
instant. Yeah. Right? A hundred years goes by

00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:06.159
in an instant. You come out of it and like your

00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:09.559
fucking family's dead. You missed everything.

00:48:10.969 --> 00:48:15.610
I know you come out of it. But they'll just be

00:48:15.610 --> 00:48:19.110
really fucking old. Yeah, but aging won't exist

00:48:19.110 --> 00:48:21.989
after the singularity. That's like going to be

00:48:21.989 --> 00:48:24.369
pretty much the first thing to go because you're

00:48:24.369 --> 00:48:27.670
going to have all these little, for lack of a

00:48:27.670 --> 00:48:29.449
better term, I'm not trying to sound too sci

00:48:29.449 --> 00:48:32.730
-fi, but it is what we theorize is going to happen

00:48:32.730 --> 00:48:35.769
is nanobots all throughout your system that will

00:48:35.769 --> 00:48:39.400
be able to repair. neurons as they die like that's

00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:42.420
gonna cure your dementia right there um it will

00:48:42.420 --> 00:48:45.000
be able to stop cancerous cell replication you

00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:47.719
just nuked cancer out of the way any cell in

00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:49.940
your body that just dies of natural old age it

00:48:49.940 --> 00:48:52.599
will be able to replicate on its own and it's

00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:56.099
just All that, it's actually, it's quite simple.

00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:58.340
It's just we don't have the technology to do

00:48:58.340 --> 00:49:00.699
it. We know how it could be possible. We could

00:49:00.699 --> 00:49:03.480
get to a point where we could grow our own bodies.

00:49:03.659 --> 00:49:05.820
Say our bodies were damaged, we could grow a

00:49:05.820 --> 00:49:09.300
new clone of ourselves in the DNA in a lab and

00:49:09.300 --> 00:49:11.579
just inject our memories into the new body and

00:49:11.579 --> 00:49:14.199
just keep living forever. Well, that's where

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:18.000
we still don't really know because we don't know

00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:20.199
what makes consciousness. We don't know that

00:49:20.199 --> 00:49:23.380
if you were to... literally make a one -to -one

00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:27.079
replication of my brain would i then have two

00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:31.260
consciousness yeah you'd have two of the exact

00:49:31.260 --> 00:49:33.599
same brain or would it be somebody who just has

00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:35.940
all my fucking memories it'd be like you're twins

00:49:35.940 --> 00:49:40.000
so yeah but that's that's the thing is because

00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:41.800
then the other thing is like oh we can always

00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:46.000
just upgrade upload our our brains to uh to a

00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:48.559
computer Just because you're uploading your brain

00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:50.679
and all of its neurons and all that stuff to

00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:52.360
a computer doesn't necessarily mean that you're

00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:54.579
uploading your consciousness. You're still creating

00:49:54.579 --> 00:49:59.000
a separate instance. You're cutting and pasting

00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:02.820
rather than just moving a file, if that makes

00:50:02.820 --> 00:50:04.679
sense. Like you're uploading your memories, but

00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:07.039
you're not necessarily moving your consciousness

00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:10.679
into... the cyberspace but we don't understand

00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:13.559
what makes what truly makes a consciousness yet

00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:16.500
so there's nothing saying that we won't get to

00:50:16.500 --> 00:50:21.000
a point where we technically technically technologically

00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:24.639
advanced enough to the point where we won't understand

00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:26.579
that we just have no fucking idea what it is

00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:29.880
yet Like, I don't know. I've been going down

00:50:29.880 --> 00:50:32.500
like a crazy rabbit hole with just reading into

00:50:32.500 --> 00:50:34.820
the universe and stuff like that more so than

00:50:34.820 --> 00:50:37.599
I ever did before. And I've been back and I've

00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:39.179
been pumping the brakes a little bit because

00:50:39.179 --> 00:50:43.679
I just can't. It boggles my mind just how primitive

00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:46.480
we are in terms of. I know I got too high the

00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:48.280
other day and I was like, we are insignificant.

00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:51.659
It's not. I wouldn't say insignificant. So that's

00:50:51.659 --> 00:50:53.360
that's what was making me freak out for a long

00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:55.440
time. We are not insignificant. You wake up.

00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:58.199
every morning and you live the same life and

00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:00.639
you see the same faces and you create these amazing

00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:02.460
bonds with the friends around us and shit like

00:51:02.460 --> 00:51:05.079
that. That's, that's not insignificant. How is

00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:08.000
that any, how is that any, how are we any more

00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:10.780
significant than an ant is? How are we any more

00:51:10.780 --> 00:51:13.840
significant than a fucking all knowing alien

00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:16.820
that comes to our planet? And fucking vaporizes

00:51:16.820 --> 00:51:19.739
us. How are we any less significant than them?

00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:22.980
Significance is in the eye of the beholder. I

00:51:22.980 --> 00:51:25.699
don't necessarily believe that. Everybody lives

00:51:25.699 --> 00:51:28.420
a life and ultimately we're all going to end

00:51:28.420 --> 00:51:31.679
up dying. Even in that world of reverse aging,

00:51:31.900 --> 00:51:34.059
reverse cure all ailments and all that stuff.

00:51:34.820 --> 00:51:36.960
Everybody's going to die at some point. If time

00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:39.840
goes on forever, we're going to die eventually.

00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:43.360
It's significant to you because it's your life.

00:51:43.949 --> 00:51:45.909
But it's all we got, though. It's all we got.

00:51:45.969 --> 00:51:48.630
So I think that you can lead yourself down a

00:51:48.630 --> 00:51:51.369
very depressing mindset of saying, like, we're

00:51:51.369 --> 00:51:53.730
insignificant. We're all just little ants. We're

00:51:53.730 --> 00:51:56.610
less than microscopic. And that can be a scary

00:51:56.610 --> 00:52:00.250
thought. And while it is true, not insignificant.

00:52:00.530 --> 00:52:02.929
I wouldn't say that. We're here for a reason.

00:52:03.510 --> 00:52:06.650
I'm agnostic, but I tend to believe in a higher

00:52:06.650 --> 00:52:08.969
power because what the fuck are we doing here,

00:52:09.030 --> 00:52:11.469
man? I don't know. Like, what the fuck are we

00:52:11.469 --> 00:52:13.929
doing here? You're telling me all this shit's

00:52:13.929 --> 00:52:16.909
going on for no reason? Like, no. No, there's

00:52:16.909 --> 00:52:18.630
got to be some reason. You think that's not possible?

00:52:19.269 --> 00:52:21.250
I'm not saying that it's impossible. It's just

00:52:21.250 --> 00:52:24.150
a gut hunch. My gut tells me that, like, there's

00:52:24.150 --> 00:52:27.130
got to be a point. I think that I want it to

00:52:27.130 --> 00:52:30.409
be true, right? But that doesn't make it true.

00:52:30.989 --> 00:52:33.510
Like, there's still a possibility that it is

00:52:33.510 --> 00:52:37.409
all for nothing. But why? If there's no reason.

00:52:37.929 --> 00:52:40.530
Then why? I think it's obvious what the reasons

00:52:40.530 --> 00:52:46.329
are. Tell me, Dan. You're here to learn lessons.

00:52:47.650 --> 00:52:51.829
That I agree with. You're here to learn sacrifice.

00:52:52.650 --> 00:52:56.130
You're here to learn loss. You're here to learn

00:52:56.130 --> 00:53:03.030
love. You're here to learn what it's like to

00:53:03.030 --> 00:53:07.420
be in a physical body. How are you going to protect

00:53:07.420 --> 00:53:10.440
the physical realm when you leave this realm

00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:12.159
if you've never understood what it's like to

00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:16.960
have a physical body? Yeah. I think we go on

00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:20.059
to become protectors of the universe. But in

00:53:20.059 --> 00:53:24.079
order to get to that state, we have to have lived

00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:31.659
in a physical body and felt emotion. People that

00:53:31.659 --> 00:53:34.079
took care of us as children, we have to watch

00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.929
them grow old and die. It's just people who gave

00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:39.969
selflessly to us. And then the cycle repeats

00:53:39.969 --> 00:53:43.130
with us where we go on and die. And we have to

00:53:43.130 --> 00:53:49.250
selflessly raise a child. And I think we have

00:53:49.250 --> 00:53:52.030
to learn those lessons. That makes sense. That's

00:53:52.030 --> 00:53:53.150
what I think we're here for. I think that's what

00:53:53.150 --> 00:53:57.469
it's all about. So stop me if I've told this

00:53:57.469 --> 00:54:00.550
on the pod before. Truly. Because I feel like

00:54:00.550 --> 00:54:02.650
we repeat ourselves far too much on this podcast.

00:54:03.900 --> 00:54:06.860
No, but he's out there listening. What's that?

00:54:07.019 --> 00:54:09.039
I don't think I have covered this in the podcast,

00:54:09.179 --> 00:54:12.440
though, before. One theory that I've been kind

00:54:12.440 --> 00:54:14.679
of going down, and there's no scientific basis

00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:18.579
for this at all. This is solely just a spiritualistic

00:54:18.579 --> 00:54:26.159
theory of the meaning of life. It's theorized

00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:29.139
that there could perhaps be a finite gene pool.

00:54:29.619 --> 00:54:32.800
Not gene pool, soul pool. That's a better word

00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:36.019
for it. Like just a big pool of consciousnesses

00:54:36.019 --> 00:54:39.860
that exists in some plane of existence that's

00:54:39.860 --> 00:54:42.940
not our universe. That when you die, your soul

00:54:42.940 --> 00:54:46.920
is returned to this pool. But there is a finite

00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:50.380
amount. So whether or not it doesn't really matter

00:54:50.380 --> 00:54:53.300
if these souls inhabit just humans or if it's

00:54:53.300 --> 00:54:56.000
all living organisms is irrelevant. But essentially,

00:54:56.179 --> 00:54:59.920
if there's enough people... or living organisms,

00:54:59.940 --> 00:55:02.019
however you want to look at it, alive at the

00:55:02.019 --> 00:55:05.000
same time, you're eventually going to run into

00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:09.960
a problem where all the souls have been taken,

00:55:10.059 --> 00:55:12.179
and they're in service. And they're just like

00:55:12.179 --> 00:55:15.659
NPCs. Yes. All the other ones. Yes. Have I told

00:55:15.659 --> 00:55:19.059
this? No, it just makes sense. If you think about

00:55:19.059 --> 00:55:23.000
NPCs in games, they don't have fucking souls.

00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:26.019
They're just going through the motions. But,

00:55:26.019 --> 00:55:29.690
but... I think that those people do have a purpose,

00:55:29.769 --> 00:55:32.789
though. Those people are here if this is all

00:55:32.789 --> 00:55:34.949
true. And again, no scientific basis on this

00:55:34.949 --> 00:55:37.550
whatsoever. This isn't something that I just

00:55:37.550 --> 00:55:41.110
read this on some philosophical book I've been

00:55:41.110 --> 00:55:43.050
reading, I think. But here's philosophy. How

00:55:43.050 --> 00:55:45.769
do you know I'm not an NPC and I don't actually

00:55:45.769 --> 00:55:47.510
have the consciousness and I'm just saying things?

00:55:47.710 --> 00:55:49.889
How do you know that I'm not? I don't. The only

00:55:49.889 --> 00:55:51.449
thing that I know is that I'm living my life

00:55:51.449 --> 00:55:53.349
and I have no way to even prove that you're living

00:55:53.349 --> 00:55:55.909
yours. Exactly. Which is crazy to me. Which...

00:55:56.489 --> 00:56:00.130
Let me finish this thought first. But essentially,

00:56:00.250 --> 00:56:03.230
those NPCs, those people who were born in a time

00:56:03.230 --> 00:56:05.670
where there is no souls available in that soul

00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:07.969
pool, those are the people who are going to be

00:56:07.969 --> 00:56:09.849
brought into your life. Not necessarily saying

00:56:09.849 --> 00:56:12.030
that they're just bad people or just good people,

00:56:12.130 --> 00:56:13.750
but those are people that are going to be brought

00:56:13.750 --> 00:56:16.769
into your existence or at least encounter other

00:56:16.769 --> 00:56:22.090
people within their existences to show challenges

00:56:22.090 --> 00:56:25.139
to them. of how they handle different scenarios

00:56:25.139 --> 00:56:27.480
to see if they're a good or a bad person so if

00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:29.219
you do believe in this like ultimate judgment

00:56:29.219 --> 00:56:32.059
at the end of your life whether or not it's a

00:56:32.059 --> 00:56:35.320
heaven or a hell or just whether reaching enlightenment

00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.179
or some shit like that regardless but essentially

00:56:38.179 --> 00:56:41.980
it's you can have these npcs in your life that

00:56:41.980 --> 00:56:44.619
the way you react with them the way you interact

00:56:44.619 --> 00:56:46.739
with them the way that you handle the social

00:56:46.739 --> 00:56:49.340
dynamics of them they could be people that fucking

00:56:49.340 --> 00:56:51.440
hate you for no reason like there's i think we

00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.940
all have a couple people in our life that we've

00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:55.869
just met that it couldn't stand us and have just

00:56:55.869 --> 00:56:58.730
been against us off the get -go for no fucking

00:56:58.730 --> 00:57:01.809
seeming reason. And then there's also been those

00:57:01.809 --> 00:57:04.030
people who really fucking want to be your friend

00:57:04.030 --> 00:57:06.590
or whatever, and you just don't like spending

00:57:06.590 --> 00:57:09.250
time with them or something. It's the ways you

00:57:09.250 --> 00:57:12.949
handle those scenarios that could help with that

00:57:12.949 --> 00:57:15.769
judgment, because ultimately... There's a theory

00:57:15.769 --> 00:57:20.750
like that where people that you know are reincarnated

00:57:20.750 --> 00:57:23.449
to be other people that you know. you know, you're

00:57:23.449 --> 00:57:25.809
like your mother in this past life, maybe like

00:57:25.809 --> 00:57:28.849
your friend in another life. And so you like

00:57:28.849 --> 00:57:31.550
know all the same souls all the time. Yeah. It

00:57:31.550 --> 00:57:33.769
could just be like a, it could be a show like

00:57:33.769 --> 00:57:35.570
Black Mirror where you have like the same cast

00:57:35.570 --> 00:57:37.190
members a lot of the time, but they're playing

00:57:37.190 --> 00:57:40.250
wildly different roles. We're all just SNL skits.

00:57:40.610 --> 00:57:44.349
Right. Now you were saying that we're going to

00:57:44.349 --> 00:57:47.929
cure aging, right? Oh yeah, that's possible actually.

00:57:48.110 --> 00:57:51.530
I'm going to, I'm going to say that, I'm going

00:57:51.530 --> 00:57:53.730
to say that's a bad thing. I think it is, too.

00:57:53.869 --> 00:57:56.309
I don't want to live forever. And it's not just

00:57:56.309 --> 00:57:58.489
the argument of whether or not you want to live

00:57:58.489 --> 00:58:01.210
forever. Eventually, the sun's going to explode.

00:58:01.889 --> 00:58:06.309
Well, it's not just about living forever. So

00:58:06.309 --> 00:58:11.349
humans die so that the species can evolve. Yeah,

00:58:11.369 --> 00:58:15.050
life loses meaning, too, if you have an infinite

00:58:15.050 --> 00:58:17.789
lifespan, essentially. Right. There's no risk.

00:58:18.030 --> 00:58:20.530
And eventually, old people kind of want to go.

00:58:20.989 --> 00:58:22.690
They get to the point where they're like, I've

00:58:22.690 --> 00:58:26.050
seen enough of this bullshit. Do you mind if

00:58:26.050 --> 00:58:29.610
I get a little hit of that? I'm a fucking fiend.

00:58:29.690 --> 00:58:31.650
I hate my life. I'm listening. I'm sorry, Dan.

00:58:32.829 --> 00:58:36.630
The thing is, you can't have a thousand -year

00:58:36.630 --> 00:58:45.429
-old guy impregnating 20 -year -old women. Females

00:58:45.429 --> 00:58:50.219
select. We really don't have a choice. you know,

00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:52.739
some of the balls in our car. I'm really tired

00:58:52.739 --> 00:58:54.179
and I'm trying to explain. I get what you're

00:58:54.179 --> 00:58:56.880
saying. So it's sexual selection, right? Yeah.

00:58:57.400 --> 00:59:01.320
And, you know, the best of that set, right, goes

00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:03.400
on to make, the best of that pair goes on to

00:59:03.400 --> 00:59:05.559
make a child, right? And then it happens over

00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:07.840
and over and over. Do you really think that's

00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:09.440
the way it's working right now though? No, I'm

00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.880
derailing it because, I don't know, we live in

00:59:11.880 --> 00:59:13.280
a weird day and age where you can have somebody

00:59:13.280 --> 00:59:17.800
who is fucking, brings no, desirable traits to

00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:20.400
the table but you'll find some other female who

00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:22.920
has no desirable traits there but we live in

00:59:22.920 --> 00:59:25.480
a world where they can continue to procreate

00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:28.420
it's availability yes even if it's like even

00:59:28.420 --> 00:59:31.719
if the bar is down here like way down here it's

00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:35.159
still happening right at some level right and

00:59:35.159 --> 00:59:37.639
if you think I agree with that if it's not mental

00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:41.539
it's physical right so like impotence is really

00:59:41.539 --> 00:59:45.280
part of sexual selection you know Like if you

00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.480
can't get it up, it's like saying nature kind

00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:50.219
of being like, hey, like something's physically

00:59:50.219 --> 00:59:55.320
wrong here, right? The physical things necessary

00:59:55.320 --> 01:00:00.000
for procreation aren't there, right? And that's

01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:01.940
on both ends, you know what I mean? Women and

01:00:01.940 --> 01:00:07.059
men. So there's like the thing, what was I getting

01:00:07.059 --> 01:00:10.260
off? The aging, right? So you can't have a 1

01:00:10.260 --> 01:00:11.960
,000 -year -old guy impregnating a 20 -year -old

01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:16.690
girl. Because the whole point is you want the

01:00:16.690 --> 01:00:19.570
genes to evolve. You want the best of the best

01:00:19.570 --> 01:00:21.550
to procreate, and you want that to happen over

01:00:21.550 --> 01:00:23.829
and over and over and over. If somebody lives

01:00:23.829 --> 01:00:26.750
forever, their genes aren't changing, and they're

01:00:26.750 --> 01:00:30.469
just impregnating the younger generations and

01:00:30.469 --> 01:00:34.230
spreading their old seed, right? For a thousand

01:00:34.230 --> 01:00:37.150
years. Imagine if Donald Trump lived forever.

01:00:37.429 --> 01:00:40.250
Right. So here's where I don't disagree with

01:00:40.250 --> 01:00:42.539
you. I believe you're correct. The way you said

01:00:42.539 --> 01:00:44.340
that sounds a lot like you're about to fucking

01:00:44.340 --> 01:00:46.559
disagree with me. No, but I'm going to tell you

01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:50.039
the take that somebody who believes that this

01:00:50.039 --> 01:00:52.400
technological singularity would be the best is

01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.800
the technology is going to be able to alter the

01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:57.519
genes. We're essentially going to be replacing

01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:03.050
evolution with technological evolution. So in

01:01:03.050 --> 01:01:05.349
a way, that can modify your DNA. It can give

01:01:05.349 --> 01:01:07.530
you all those desirable traits on essentially

01:01:07.530 --> 01:01:09.849
the flip of a switch. It can change every cell

01:01:09.849 --> 01:01:13.329
in your body. And again, impotence. Oh, no, I

01:01:13.329 --> 01:01:15.110
can't get my dick hard. All right, well, a couple

01:01:15.110 --> 01:01:17.489
fucking nanobots just fixed some shit down there,

01:01:17.570 --> 01:01:19.869
and now my cock is not only working, but it's

01:01:19.869 --> 01:01:22.829
40 feet long if I want it to. Like, that's the

01:01:22.829 --> 01:01:26.110
shit that is theoretically possible with this.

01:01:26.230 --> 01:01:29.710
So that's the devil's advocate. take on it again

01:01:29.710 --> 01:01:31.969
i believe you're correct i share your sentiment

01:01:31.969 --> 01:01:34.489
i think evolution has a place there's a fucking

01:01:34.489 --> 01:01:36.670
reason it's there and i don't think that fucking

01:01:36.670 --> 01:01:39.349
nanobots should replace it but that's the argument

01:01:39.349 --> 01:01:42.900
that somebody who believes that the technological

01:01:42.900 --> 01:01:45.659
singularity is beneficial for society would say.

01:01:45.980 --> 01:01:48.420
So humans are just going to be these shape -shifting.

01:01:49.980 --> 01:01:55.440
It was a five foot six white male go around the

01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:57.920
corner. He turned into a six foot four black

01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:02.559
male. Just shape -shifting. But again, that ties

01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:04.260
back into what I'm saying, where the set of problems

01:02:04.260 --> 01:02:06.059
we're going to be dealing with once the singularity

01:02:06.059 --> 01:02:10.380
happens, if it happens, are going to be unfathomable.

01:02:10.420 --> 01:02:12.860
Because at the same time, It's not going to be

01:02:12.860 --> 01:02:14.800
like the cops are chasing this shapeshifter.

01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:18.119
They're also going to be so fucking sophisticated

01:02:18.119 --> 01:02:20.619
and smart that they may be able to have developed

01:02:20.619 --> 01:02:22.599
a technology that will be able to track those

01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:25.980
people anyways. So it's, it's just, you can't

01:02:25.980 --> 01:02:28.280
even really comprehend the set of problems that

01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:30.539
we'll be facing because we don't know what the

01:02:30.539 --> 01:02:32.500
technology is going to be capable of. But all

01:02:32.500 --> 01:02:35.340
I can say is that it's fucking terrifying and

01:02:35.340 --> 01:02:39.059
I hope it doesn't happen because. What the fuck

01:02:39.059 --> 01:02:41.179
is going to happen. If this shit happens. That

01:02:41.179 --> 01:02:46.320
power is insane. Like in fucking sane. Because.

01:02:46.889 --> 01:02:49.090
I think it's going to be like we're able to cure

01:02:49.090 --> 01:02:50.929
aging, and then you have to pay a subscription

01:02:50.929 --> 01:02:54.170
fee every month in order to stay alive. Yeah,

01:02:54.190 --> 01:02:56.550
you've been watching too much Black Beauty, Casey.

01:02:56.650 --> 01:03:01.170
I know that episode. And then people are just

01:03:01.170 --> 01:03:03.769
going to be like, this shit sucks. Just kill

01:03:03.769 --> 01:03:06.690
me. I will be completely honest. I was at work.

01:03:06.730 --> 01:03:10.250
That episode made me cry. Wow. That made me cry.

01:03:10.349 --> 01:03:14.610
That's the first. show or movie or I didn't even

01:03:14.610 --> 01:03:16.510
get past I didn't even get to the next episode

01:03:16.510 --> 01:03:18.170
because like I don't want to watch this show

01:03:18.170 --> 01:03:20.210
that's the same I was the same thing I watched

01:03:20.210 --> 01:03:22.329
that episode and the ending was so fucking heart

01:03:22.329 --> 01:03:25.150
-wrenching to it I just and I know that like

01:03:25.150 --> 01:03:27.550
it hit me at a tough time with everything I'm

01:03:27.550 --> 01:03:29.670
going through with my girlfriend right now yeah

01:03:29.670 --> 01:03:31.849
and like trying to find treatments that are like

01:03:31.849 --> 01:03:34.070
working and shit that episode hit me especially

01:03:34.070 --> 01:03:37.989
hard but like I was off for the rest of the day

01:03:37.989 --> 01:03:40.829
after watching that episode. That made me so

01:03:40.829 --> 01:03:44.469
ridiculously uncomfortable. You know that other

01:03:44.469 --> 01:03:47.849
episode where the ginger guy from Harry Potter

01:03:47.849 --> 01:03:51.269
is in it? There's like the VR thing, right? Yeah,

01:03:51.289 --> 01:03:53.750
the AI thing. It's been a long time since I watched

01:03:53.750 --> 01:03:55.590
it, but isn't he like in a horror game or some

01:03:55.590 --> 01:03:59.260
shit? Oh no, that's the other one where the guy,

01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:01.739
her boyfriend dies and he comes back to life

01:04:01.739 --> 01:04:04.260
as like an AI, but he's like not the same. And

01:04:04.260 --> 01:04:07.119
she's like, stop acting like a robot. I think

01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:11.000
I have seen that. Black Mirror is a really interesting

01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:13.579
show because it shows you like the dystopian

01:04:13.579 --> 01:04:16.639
outlook on what these various aspects of like

01:04:16.639 --> 01:04:20.639
the infancy of the technological singularity

01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:22.940
could bring. Because that's essentially what

01:04:22.940 --> 01:04:26.320
Black Mirror is. It's technology advancing to

01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.519
a point that it could really fucking control

01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:30.980
our lives way worse than it does now. I think

01:04:30.980 --> 01:04:33.139
it already has. Like our great grandparents,

01:04:33.420 --> 01:04:36.019
if they saw our lives, they would think they

01:04:36.019 --> 01:04:37.719
were watching a fucking Black Mirror episode.

01:04:37.820 --> 01:04:40.239
Because our life is fucking dystopian compared

01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:42.960
to what they have. We spend multiple hours every

01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:46.460
day staring at fucking screens. And really all

01:04:46.460 --> 01:04:49.940
of our neurotransmitters are just... fucking

01:04:49.940 --> 01:04:53.500
just link to a screen yeah fucking little box

01:04:53.500 --> 01:04:56.519
that's in our fucking pockets of like oh i like

01:04:56.519 --> 01:04:58.480
and i know it doesn't really apply to any of

01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:00.739
us but most people fall into this loop of like

01:05:00.739 --> 01:05:04.099
oh if like they they base like how good they

01:05:04.099 --> 01:05:06.380
feel about themselves based off how people interact

01:05:06.380 --> 01:05:10.199
with them with words they see on a screen on

01:05:10.199 --> 01:05:12.340
a social media platform. That's fucking scary.

01:05:12.619 --> 01:05:14.639
That's really fucking scary, but that's true

01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:18.139
for most people. That's why you're more off the

01:05:18.139 --> 01:05:21.800
grid, which is good. I think we all are to a

01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:23.659
certain extent. I mean, we're on the grid in

01:05:23.659 --> 01:05:25.139
some ways, but we're off the grid. I don't pay

01:05:25.139 --> 01:05:28.800
any attention to social media at all. I use it

01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:31.480
for memes. I don't give a fuck. I haven't updated

01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:34.159
my profile picture since the 4th of July last

01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:36.059
year, and that's because I was pressured to.

01:05:36.739 --> 01:05:41.199
I can tell you right now, I wasn't stalking my

01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:45.199
likes to see what was going on, but I don't know.

01:05:45.380 --> 01:05:47.539
It's weird. I think more people than you think

01:05:47.539 --> 01:05:53.349
fall into it. Dan, I know you want to go to sleep.

01:05:53.670 --> 01:05:56.590
Oh, yeah, I'm exhausted. You got time for a Jeopardy?

01:05:57.210 --> 01:06:04.030
Oh, man, a Jeopardy. What do you think? You got

01:06:04.030 --> 01:06:06.590
it in you, Ellie Mac? You want to do it? I think

01:06:06.590 --> 01:06:09.070
you're going to win. I don't. Dude, I'm exhausted.

01:06:09.170 --> 01:06:13.000
Dan is fucking. Hit that smelling salt. No, I

01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:15.519
can't. Hit that smelling salt. Where's that?

01:06:16.059 --> 01:06:18.539
Where's that boy? It's not right if Tyler's not

01:06:18.539 --> 01:06:22.980
here. Dude, fucking. I think maybe you should

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:26.480
turn the Jeopardy into who wants to be a millionaire.

01:06:26.599 --> 01:06:28.519
Where'd the smelling salts go? I actually don't

01:06:28.519 --> 01:06:30.340
have. We could do who wants to be a millionaire

01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:34.260
with me and Dan working together. Dude, I'm.

01:06:34.260 --> 01:06:43.099
I don't have questions, though. All right, you

01:06:43.099 --> 01:06:47.920
know what? Let's fucking do it. Yeah. I would

01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:49.460
do Who Wants to Build a Daylight. I don't have

01:06:49.460 --> 01:06:52.619
any questions written. That's fine. We can have

01:06:52.619 --> 01:06:56.860
Chad GPT write them. Hit that shit. Hit that

01:06:56.860 --> 01:06:59.360
shit. I can't be the only one. Fuck. I use that

01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:05.480
shit for everything. Fuck. We're just gonna have

01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:18.070
fun. Oh, shit. I'm crying. I'm crying again.

01:07:19.650 --> 01:07:25.090
I almost threw up. Thank you, fucking Steel Reserve.

01:07:25.329 --> 01:07:27.469
Fucking shittiest beer I've had in my life. Welcome

01:07:27.469 --> 01:07:31.670
back to Jeopardy. I'm here with your 13 -time

01:07:31.670 --> 01:07:36.550
winner, Dan. The Vitamin Dan. The Sace. Six -time

01:07:36.550 --> 01:07:42.349
winner, Allie Mack. The Sace. Dude, this is a

01:07:42.349 --> 01:07:45.940
win -win. Either way, it's a win we get and Tyler

01:07:45.940 --> 01:07:50.900
doesn't. That's true. It's true. I gotta capitalize.

01:07:51.300 --> 01:07:54.639
What can I tell you? I gotta capitalize with

01:07:54.639 --> 01:08:01.900
Dan being tired right now. Alright. Here, just

01:08:01.900 --> 01:08:04.099
to make this even, I'm gonna fucking drill the

01:08:04.099 --> 01:08:09.059
rest of this thing so I'm inebriated too. Three

01:08:09.059 --> 01:08:14.960
categories today. You got... Grease is the word.

01:08:15.139 --> 01:08:19.199
Alright, well, you got that one. Opposites attract.

01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:25.800
Porn spoofs. The dark side of the moon. When

01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:29.699
life gives you lemons, Florida man, and party

01:08:29.699 --> 01:08:36.949
in the USA. I think Tyler won last time. I'll

01:08:36.949 --> 01:08:40.630
go first. Dan goes first. Doesn't matter. When

01:08:40.630 --> 01:08:43.289
life gives you lemons. Life gives you lemons

01:08:43.289 --> 01:08:46.210
for $200. This carbonated lemon -lime drink shares

01:08:46.210 --> 01:08:49.670
the same magical fairy. I don't think this is

01:08:49.670 --> 01:08:52.109
on. I mean, I know he got it. I didn't buzz in.

01:08:52.430 --> 01:08:54.369
Alright, so Dan's going to win this because he

01:08:54.369 --> 01:08:58.550
buzzed in remarkably quick. Same category. Let

01:08:58.550 --> 01:09:00.989
me make this thing work first before we keep

01:09:00.989 --> 01:09:06.250
going. Is yours working? We're not getting a

01:09:06.250 --> 01:09:10.270
readout on this thing. You know how we turn this

01:09:10.270 --> 01:09:16.010
thing on? Don't you hold it? Hold it. I'm holding

01:09:16.010 --> 01:09:21.710
it. Alright, fuck it. We're doing it. It's just

01:09:21.710 --> 01:09:23.789
trust system for this episode. Dan's falling

01:09:23.789 --> 01:09:31.210
asleep, so. Alright, 400. 400. Yeah, you can

01:09:31.210 --> 01:09:34.130
wager up to 1 ,000. I'll wager 1 ,000. Oh, shit.

01:09:34.329 --> 01:09:37.350
Fuck me. You might call this object a lemon if

01:09:37.350 --> 01:09:43.850
it has many mechanical issues a car Yeah, you

01:09:43.850 --> 01:09:48.229
got a thousand That's a daily double. Yeah. Are

01:09:48.229 --> 01:09:51.409
you fucking kidding? I feel like Tyler is here

01:09:51.409 --> 01:09:56.090
same category 600 pen name of the author of a

01:09:56.090 --> 01:10:01.109
series of unfortunate events Pen name pen name

01:10:01.109 --> 01:10:05.140
like the one who wrote it. Yeah Lemony Snicket.

01:10:05.300 --> 01:10:09.300
Correct. Wait, that's the... Lemony Snicket's...

01:10:09.300 --> 01:10:12.020
That's his pen name. That's... I thought that's

01:10:12.020 --> 01:10:14.239
a character in the fucking... It is. It's also

01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:16.500
the author's name. The pen name with the author.

01:10:16.939 --> 01:10:19.560
That's the author's name, too? Yep. I'm gonna

01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:22.800
fucking jump off a bridge. I was gonna buzz in

01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:25.020
with that. I thought for sure that wasn't the

01:10:25.020 --> 01:10:29.260
author's name. Fuck me. Fuck! Dan's pick. Same

01:10:29.260 --> 01:10:33.520
category. 800. Lemons get their sour flavor due

01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:35.739
to a high amount of this kind of acid. What is

01:10:35.739 --> 01:10:42.159
citric acid? Yes. Hell yeah. Keep it going. One

01:10:42.159 --> 01:10:44.500
thousand. In addition to its use in cooking,

01:10:44.680 --> 01:10:48.380
the substance can be used as invisible ink. What

01:10:48.380 --> 01:10:53.180
is lemon juice? Yes. I mean, I figured. What

01:10:53.180 --> 01:10:54.819
else is it going to be? It's a fucking lemon

01:10:54.819 --> 01:10:58.979
category. And you got grease is the word. Opposites

01:10:58.979 --> 01:11:02.060
attract. Support spoofs. Dark Side of the Moon,

01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:04.840
Florida Men, and Party in the USA. Let's do Greece.

01:11:05.579 --> 01:11:08.359
Greece for $200. This is the country's capital.

01:11:08.779 --> 01:11:12.319
What is Athens? That's correct. How the fuck

01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.859
am I going to get that? So this was the Dan fucking

01:11:15.859 --> 01:11:18.800
layup category going into the episode for sure.

01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:21.340
I don't know. You've been listening to Dark Side

01:11:21.340 --> 01:11:23.840
of the Moon a lot lately, haven't you? I mean,

01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:25.760
I have been. Not enough where I'd be confident

01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:28.500
getting questions correct. All right, Dan's back.

01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:32.319
Same category. 400. Two colors that make up the

01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:37.220
Greek flag. Blue and white. Oh, damn. The layup

01:11:37.220 --> 01:11:39.899
category. Yeah, he fucking gave... No, I could

01:11:39.899 --> 01:11:41.460
have got that one because he gave me the little

01:11:41.460 --> 01:11:46.119
flag patch. That's still in my car. Same category

01:11:46.119 --> 01:11:50.220
for 600. The Parthenon, a temple dedicated to

01:11:50.220 --> 01:11:52.640
Athena, stands atop this famous hill in Athens.

01:11:53.060 --> 01:11:55.220
What is the Acropolis? Are you fucking kidding

01:11:55.220 --> 01:12:00.329
me? Yes. Can we quit? Is there a mercy rule?

01:12:01.069 --> 01:12:02.689
There's not. I'm going for the negative one.

01:12:02.789 --> 01:12:05.850
It's not your category, though. Dan, same category?

01:12:06.149 --> 01:12:09.689
Same category. 800. This philosopher who taught

01:12:09.689 --> 01:12:12.350
Alexander the Great was a student of Plato and

01:12:12.350 --> 01:12:15.050
wrote on topics ranging from ethics to biology.

01:12:15.529 --> 01:12:23.329
What is... Oh, my God. No. No. No. Hold on. Student

01:12:23.329 --> 01:12:28.130
of Plato. taught Alexander the Great. We're on

01:12:28.130 --> 01:12:30.010
topics ranging from ethics to biology. Just let

01:12:30.010 --> 01:12:31.329
him take it. Let him steal it, and I'm going

01:12:31.329 --> 01:12:33.409
to jump off a bridge when he gets it right. Who

01:12:33.409 --> 01:12:39.529
is Socrates? Oh, no. Who is Hippocrates? Hippocrates?

01:12:39.789 --> 01:12:46.270
Yeah. No. Keep going. Oh, fuck. Anyone else?

01:12:46.369 --> 01:12:50.529
Hold on. Wait, let him keep going. Let him cook.

01:12:50.729 --> 01:12:53.729
No, that's it. That's all I got. Aristotle. I

01:12:53.729 --> 01:12:56.409
did know that. I took a fucking philosophy course.

01:12:56.529 --> 01:12:59.970
How much did I lose on that? 2 ,000. Yeah. Damn.

01:13:00.130 --> 01:13:02.890
Yeah. And so what are we at here? Dan's got 2

01:13:02.890 --> 01:13:07.789
,400. Max got 800. Great. Dan's pick. Same category.

01:13:08.229 --> 01:13:15.829
1 ,000. 2 ,400, Dan. I'll wager law. True daily

01:13:15.829 --> 01:13:20.050
double. The Greek god of the sea. Oh, my God.

01:13:20.130 --> 01:13:25.180
Come on. Come on. Come on, Dan. Of the sea? Of

01:13:25.180 --> 01:13:29.260
the sea. Oh, fuck. Can I steal it? Is it? What

01:13:29.260 --> 01:13:33.140
is Zeus? No. Who is Zeus? No. Fuck. I decided.

01:13:33.859 --> 01:13:38.800
Fuck. I decided. Oh, well. Yeah. We're back,

01:13:38.899 --> 01:13:43.979
baby. I think Dan intentionally got that one.

01:13:44.020 --> 01:13:46.260
No, I didn't. I didn't know who it was. And you

01:13:46.260 --> 01:13:48.979
got Opposites Attract, Porn Spoofs, Dark Side

01:13:48.979 --> 01:13:51.180
of the Moon, Florida Men, and Party in the USA.

01:13:54.970 --> 01:13:59.010
You look irritated. No, I'm just exhausted. Let's

01:13:59.010 --> 01:14:02.770
do fucking Florida Man. Florida Man for $200.

01:14:02.930 --> 01:14:05.930
This painter and TV personality was born in Daytona

01:14:05.930 --> 01:14:09.550
Beach in 1942. Who is Bob Ross? Yes. Fuck, bro.

01:14:10.050 --> 01:14:12.970
That was a total shot in the dark. I just saw

01:14:12.970 --> 01:14:18.510
the afro. Keep it going. $400. This Jacksonville

01:14:18.510 --> 01:14:21.369
frontman frequently searches for things to break.

01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:28.340
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's his fucking name?

01:14:29.520 --> 01:14:31.500
Wait, say it again. Should have been here, Tyler.

01:14:31.699 --> 01:14:34.359
Say it again. What can I say? Say the question

01:14:34.359 --> 01:14:36.880
again. This Jacksonville front man frequently

01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:40.560
searches for things to break. Keep it going for

01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:43.420
a minute. Keep it going for a minute. God, my

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:47.279
fucking partner's boyfriend. When is this dude

01:14:47.279 --> 01:14:49.399
for fucking Halloween? Your partner's boyfriend?

01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:53.560
What? One of my partners at work, her boyfriend,

01:14:53.739 --> 01:15:00.739
was this guy. Was Fred Durst? That's correct.

01:15:01.140 --> 01:15:04.180
Oh, shit. Damn. Fucking Christ. Limp Bizkit.

01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:10.199
Break shit. Break shit. Keep it going. 600. This

01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:12.560
South Florida rapper was released from prison

01:15:12.560 --> 01:15:15.479
in 2021 after being pardoned by Donald Trump.

01:15:16.939 --> 01:15:24.699
Oh, my God. Who's Kodak Black? Lil Uzi Vert is

01:15:24.699 --> 01:15:26.779
popping in my head and I'm like, that's not it.

01:15:26.920 --> 01:15:29.539
You know I always talk about that. I know. That's

01:15:29.539 --> 01:15:32.420
why I would have got it. Dance pick. Same category.

01:15:33.060 --> 01:15:37.020
800. This governor and former presidential candidate

01:15:37.020 --> 01:15:39.779
was first governor to be born without a backbone.

01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:45.500
Nope. Wait, wait, wait. This governor and former

01:15:45.500 --> 01:15:48.560
presidential candidate. Who's the first governor

01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:51.779
to be born without a backbone? You could say

01:15:51.779 --> 01:15:59.760
he's spineless. Wait, hold on a sec. Say it one

01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:02.720
more time. Who's governor and former presidential

01:16:02.720 --> 01:16:06.039
candidate was the first governor to be born without

01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:08.899
a backbone? This is all you, Dan. I don't fucking

01:16:08.899 --> 01:16:13.859
know. Who's Jeb Bush? No. If you got that, that

01:16:13.859 --> 01:16:18.050
would be crazy. That was a joke. It was Ron DeSantis.

01:16:18.770 --> 01:16:21.350
Oh, he didn't have a backbone? Yeah, because

01:16:21.350 --> 01:16:25.789
he's mindless. Oh, okay. I was politically motivated.

01:16:26.310 --> 01:16:28.510
That's kind of a bullshit question. What are

01:16:28.510 --> 01:16:30.270
we at here with the points? I won't take points

01:16:30.270 --> 01:16:34.510
away from Dan. Dan's got 600. Allie Mac's got

01:16:34.510 --> 01:16:40.850
1400. Damn. Dan's pick. Same category. Thousand.

01:16:41.419 --> 01:16:44.000
Contrary to the name of their most popular song,

01:16:44.220 --> 01:16:46.840
this rock band originated in Jacksonville, Florida.

01:16:50.539 --> 01:16:56.579
Say the question again. Who is Boston? Nah. Contrary

01:16:56.579 --> 01:16:59.920
to the name of their most popular song, this

01:16:59.920 --> 01:17:02.079
rock band originated in Jacksonville, Florida.

01:17:02.079 --> 01:17:04.199
Oh, their most popular song. You fucking idiot,

01:17:04.460 --> 01:17:07.399
Aliak. Wasn't again. Fucking Christ. I don't

01:17:07.399 --> 01:17:11.470
fucking know. Oh. Most famous song. Wait. Despite

01:17:11.470 --> 01:17:14.649
the name. Yeah. They're from where? Jacksonville,

01:17:14.670 --> 01:17:21.510
Florida. What is it? Weezer? No. Fuck. No? No?

01:17:22.029 --> 01:17:25.510
Fuck me. Yeah, just get the song to play, Sally

01:17:25.510 --> 01:17:28.029
Mac. You fucking idiot. Why are you buzzing in,

01:17:28.050 --> 01:17:33.210
you fucking... No one? That'd be Leonard Skinner,

01:17:33.270 --> 01:17:40.560
Sweet Home Alabama. Huh. I'm... Devastated. What's

01:17:40.560 --> 01:17:44.079
the scores now? Dan's got 600. Ellie Mac's got

01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:47.600
negative 600. Fuck me, dude. Everything's gone.

01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:50.060
I got like seven questions and I'm fucked now.

01:17:50.319 --> 01:17:54.100
Fucking idiot. Ellie Mac, you got opposites attract,

01:17:54.460 --> 01:17:57.000
porn spoofs, dark side of the moon, party in

01:17:57.000 --> 01:18:02.140
the USA. Opposites attract. 200. California MLB

01:18:02.140 --> 01:18:05.600
team and a New Jersey NHL team that might be

01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:10.550
rivals. Say that again. A California MLB team

01:18:10.550 --> 01:18:13.670
and a New Jersey NHL team that might be rivals.

01:18:16.789 --> 01:18:22.069
That might be rivals? Yeah. Say it again. A California

01:18:22.069 --> 01:18:27.029
MLB team and a New Jersey NHL team. Oh, the Angels

01:18:27.029 --> 01:18:29.970
and the Devils. Yes. Oh, it was two different

01:18:29.970 --> 01:18:32.470
team names. Yes. I was trying to think. I'm like

01:18:32.470 --> 01:18:35.369
Dodgers, Angels. Who the fuck's in New York?

01:18:35.510 --> 01:18:38.270
I fucking hate my life. if I knew that one. Same

01:18:38.270 --> 01:18:43.229
category. 400. A brand of heavy machinery meets

01:18:43.229 --> 01:18:49.270
Elon's favorite meme coin. What is a dog and

01:18:49.270 --> 01:18:54.510
a cat? Dogecat. Correct. This category is whack,

01:18:54.569 --> 01:18:58.729
dude. This is so fucking stupid. Why do I even

01:18:58.729 --> 01:19:02.489
show up here? Out of the back, it's still in

01:19:02.489 --> 01:19:07.829
it. Same category. 600. This non -polar hydrocarbon

01:19:07.829 --> 01:19:11.850
doesn't mix well with dihydrogen monoxide. Say

01:19:11.850 --> 01:19:15.029
it again. This non -polar hydrocarbon doesn't

01:19:15.029 --> 01:19:19.850
mix well with dihydrogen monoxide. So... This

01:19:19.850 --> 01:19:24.689
fucking... Say it one more time. This non -polar

01:19:24.689 --> 01:19:28.010
hydrocarbon doesn't mix well with dihydrogen

01:19:28.010 --> 01:19:33.649
monoxide. What is fire and water? No. What is

01:19:33.649 --> 01:19:41.789
oil? Oh, yes. Oh, hydrocarbon. I was just thinking

01:19:41.789 --> 01:19:43.590
the opposite. I knew the water one. I didn't

01:19:43.590 --> 01:19:45.850
know the other one. All right. Fucking same category.

01:19:45.850 --> 01:19:47.810
Just get this one out of the way, please. 800.

01:19:48.609 --> 01:19:51.409
This Kid Cudi song is good no matter what time.

01:19:51.409 --> 01:19:57.189
What is day and night? Yeah. Damn. Allie Mack

01:19:57.189 --> 01:20:05.960
in the lead again. How? Whatever. Is that it

01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:09.039
for that category? No, 1 ,000. All right, send

01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:11.520
it. Michael Jackson said, it didn't matter what

01:20:11.520 --> 01:20:14.319
race you are, you can still enjoy this. Even

01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:17.680
if you're black and white. Black and white. Wait,

01:20:17.720 --> 01:20:19.640
finish the question. I'm just interested to see

01:20:19.640 --> 01:20:21.199
where that was going. So it didn't matter what

01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:24.000
race you are, you can still enjoy this 1991 hit.

01:20:24.699 --> 01:20:26.340
Oh, I didn't know that was a song name. I was

01:20:26.340 --> 01:20:27.720
going to guess black and white because he was

01:20:27.720 --> 01:20:31.689
both, but. Oh, yeah. Dan, you got. Fuck. Porn

01:20:31.689 --> 01:20:34.069
spoofs, Dark Side of the Moon, Party in the USA.

01:20:34.369 --> 01:20:37.449
Porn spoofs. Porn spoofs. This one's going to

01:20:37.449 --> 01:20:41.369
be a toss -up. For $200, this porno series includes

01:20:41.369 --> 01:20:47.189
episode four, A New Hole. Wait, it's the name

01:20:47.189 --> 01:20:53.409
of the spoof? Of the porno, yeah. Wait, wait,

01:20:53.449 --> 01:20:56.850
wait. This porno series includes episode four,

01:20:57.029 --> 01:21:02.060
A New Hole. That is Star Horse. Fuck! Fuck, that's

01:21:02.060 --> 01:21:05.800
smart. That's smart as shit. That's fucking,

01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:09.119
that's clever. That's clever. We all knew it

01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:13.079
was Star Wars. That's really it. I was fixating

01:21:13.079 --> 01:21:15.359
on the star. I figured that was the one that

01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:18.220
would have been different. Fuck, idiot. Dan's

01:21:18.220 --> 01:21:23.119
pick. Same category. 400. This Anne Rice pornity

01:21:23.119 --> 01:21:25.699
might have been filmed in rural Pennsylvania

01:21:25.699 --> 01:21:32.060
with a bloodsucker. I don't know. No idea. You

01:21:32.060 --> 01:21:34.960
guys aren't going to get this. I bet you Tyler

01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:36.859
would have been Johnny on the spot. Intercourse

01:21:36.859 --> 01:21:40.539
with the vampire. That wasn't even that good.

01:21:42.579 --> 01:21:44.640
Casey thought that was funny. I don't get it.

01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:47.500
You don't interview with the vampire? No, I don't

01:21:47.500 --> 01:21:51.720
know. I've never heard of it. Dan's big. Same

01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:55.399
category. 600. JK Rowling might not appreciate

01:21:55.399 --> 01:21:58.859
this play on a Harry Potter prequel about magical

01:21:58.859 --> 01:22:06.420
creatures. Say it again. J .K. Rowling would

01:22:06.420 --> 01:22:09.260
not appreciate this play on a Harry Potter prequel

01:22:09.260 --> 01:22:14.239
about magical creatures. I know what the source

01:22:14.239 --> 01:22:16.819
material is. I just don't know what puns being

01:22:16.819 --> 01:22:18.020
applied to the name of it. What is the source?

01:22:18.479 --> 01:22:20.319
I don't want to say it. Then he'll get something.

01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:22.800
He'll connect the dots on it better than I can.

01:22:23.819 --> 01:22:27.720
Come on. No. Say it. No. How about you say it?

01:22:28.239 --> 01:22:32.180
And then if I get it, we split the points. Then

01:22:32.180 --> 01:22:36.039
that doesn't benefit us. That's right. That's

01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:39.159
true. It would be no different. Hold on. Hold

01:22:39.159 --> 01:22:44.050
on. Go through some Harry Potter books. It's

01:22:44.050 --> 01:22:47.050
a prequel, though. Does Dan know? I only know

01:22:47.050 --> 01:22:50.170
the first two words of the prequel thing. Let's

01:22:50.170 --> 01:22:52.350
just say Dan is out of this question. What is

01:22:52.350 --> 01:22:55.329
the name of the prequel? It's Mythical Beasts

01:22:55.329 --> 01:22:57.090
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There's something

01:22:57.090 --> 01:22:59.029
that comes after that that I can't remember what.

01:22:59.130 --> 01:23:05.329
Close. Mythical Creatures. Something like that.

01:23:07.930 --> 01:23:12.130
Mystical Beasts? I don't fucking know. Are we

01:23:12.130 --> 01:23:14.569
just going to time it out? Fantastic breasts

01:23:14.569 --> 01:23:20.210
and where to find them. Fucking stupid. I fucking

01:23:20.210 --> 01:23:25.399
hate this category. Same category. 800. Tom Hanks

01:23:25.399 --> 01:23:28.140
tries to groom Matt Damon. What is shaving Ryan's

01:23:28.140 --> 01:23:33.100
privates? How the fuck did you get it that quick?

01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:36.699
Have you seen the source material? It's an old

01:23:36.699 --> 01:23:39.140
joke. There's some comedian back in like the

01:23:39.140 --> 01:23:40.840
2000s. He tries to groom Matt Damon in a spicy

01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:44.079
World War II parody. I knew that was going to

01:23:44.079 --> 01:23:48.260
be one. Wait, what was it? Shaving Ryan's privates.

01:23:48.279 --> 01:23:53.039
What the fuck? That's wild. I instantly knew

01:23:53.039 --> 01:23:54.859
it was Saving Private Ryan. I didn't know where

01:23:54.859 --> 01:23:57.800
the fuck it was going from there. Shaving Ryan?

01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:02.619
Are you fucking serious? That was 1 ,000? No,

01:24:02.640 --> 01:24:04.819
that was 800. Yeah, it's fake. Same category.

01:24:05.300 --> 01:24:09.500
1 ,000. I'll be back, said Arnold, when he realized

01:24:09.500 --> 01:24:12.439
he was a cyborg and didn't have any bodily fluids.

01:24:15.420 --> 01:24:21.920
What is Sperminator? Holy shit. All right, I

01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:27.180
like the category. That one's funny. I'm back.

01:24:27.260 --> 01:24:29.159
You got Dark Side of the Moon and Party in the

01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:34.539
USA. Party in the USA. 200. Many celebrated in

01:24:34.539 --> 01:24:38.979
Europe and America on May 8th, 1945 after Germany

01:24:38.979 --> 01:24:40.939
surrendered on the day known as this. What is

01:24:40.939 --> 01:24:45.260
V -Day? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. What is what day?

01:24:45.420 --> 01:24:50.630
V -Day. Victory Day. Oh. Okay. Fair enough. Onward.

01:24:51.750 --> 01:24:56.090
I'll allow it. Same category? Yeah, keep it going.

01:24:56.229 --> 01:25:00.210
New Orleans famous Mardi Gras celebration is

01:25:00.210 --> 01:25:02.829
known for parades, beads, and popular alcoholic

01:25:02.829 --> 01:25:06.229
drinks made with rum, passion fruit, and lime.

01:25:06.369 --> 01:25:11.350
The name of the alcoholic drink. Wait, say that

01:25:11.350 --> 01:25:14.510
again. New Orleans famous Mardi Gras celebration.

01:25:15.390 --> 01:25:17.729
It's known for parades, beads, and this popular

01:25:17.729 --> 01:25:21.050
alcoholic drink made with rum, passion fruit,

01:25:21.109 --> 01:25:31.090
and lime. Nope. The Hurricane. I was going to

01:25:31.090 --> 01:25:33.090
say Bourbon Street, but the question didn't go

01:25:33.090 --> 01:25:38.130
the way I thought it was. Same category? Yeah.

01:25:38.170 --> 01:25:40.649
Wait, whose pick is it? It's mine, but keep it

01:25:40.649 --> 01:25:49.350
going. Mike's got 2 ,000. Dan's got 2 ,600. Fuck.

01:25:51.630 --> 01:25:57.050
True Daily Double it, you pussy. Fuck it. Fuck

01:25:57.050 --> 01:25:59.649
it. I'll do it. Win this game, you pussy. I'll

01:25:59.649 --> 01:26:01.850
do it. I'll do it. I'll go all in. I'm not going

01:26:01.850 --> 01:26:04.069
to get it. I'm not going to get it. True Daily

01:26:04.069 --> 01:26:06.850
Double. The largest pride parade is held annually

01:26:06.850 --> 01:26:15.020
in this city known for its LGBTQ history. Alright,

01:26:15.020 --> 01:26:18.659
let me think about this one. It's the gayest

01:26:18.659 --> 01:26:22.420
fucking city I know of. It's actually the gayest

01:26:22.420 --> 01:26:27.279
city in America. Is it known to be? Yes. It's

01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:29.680
in California, right? I can't give you hints.

01:26:29.920 --> 01:26:33.180
It's in California. That's what I was thinking.

01:26:33.359 --> 01:26:36.260
It's either LA or San Diego. Because they were

01:26:36.260 --> 01:26:39.340
doing a fucking huge... Well, it's a Daily Dump.

01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:46.920
Only I can answer it. Does it have a big red

01:26:46.920 --> 01:26:53.000
bridge? I once again cannot give you hints. Are

01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:55.380
you helping me out here? No, I'm just curious.

01:26:56.420 --> 01:26:59.659
If Dan just fucking manipulated me into getting

01:26:59.659 --> 01:27:01.899
this wrong, I'm going to be absolutely furious.

01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:04.520
I will allow a fight to the death for the winner

01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:07.100
of this Jeopardy. Can you give the initials of

01:27:07.100 --> 01:27:11.170
the city? I tell you that the largest pride parade

01:27:11.170 --> 01:27:14.949
is held annually in this city known for its LGBTQ

01:27:14.949 --> 01:27:19.310
history. I'm going to just go off. You're just

01:27:19.310 --> 01:27:24.029
playing some like top tier mind games. What is

01:27:24.029 --> 01:27:26.909
San Francisco? All you back says San Francisco.

01:27:28.409 --> 01:27:33.699
That's correct. Oh, shit. True Daily Double,

01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:36.819
I got 4 ,000. Damn! This one doesn't even count.

01:27:37.100 --> 01:27:40.039
This one doesn't even count. I would have said

01:27:40.039 --> 01:27:42.640
L .A. I would have said L .A., I swear to God,

01:27:42.659 --> 01:27:46.439
yeah. Well, I mean, it's good that you read them

01:27:46.439 --> 01:27:49.600
well. That was good. I mean, I didn't really

01:27:49.600 --> 01:27:51.640
read them while he kind of gave me the answer.

01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:53.600
I didn't say anything. You said the big red bridge,

01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:56.619
Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco. That's literally

01:27:56.619 --> 01:27:59.069
what... That's the only reason I said that. Dan

01:27:59.069 --> 01:28:02.369
trashed his own game. I didn't trash it. I'm

01:28:02.369 --> 01:28:09.470
just making it more difficult. So that leaves

01:28:09.470 --> 01:28:12.850
us with what? Party in the USA. I like when I

01:28:12.850 --> 01:28:16.970
got a kick out. 800. The largest St. Patrick's

01:28:16.970 --> 01:28:19.829
Day celebration is held in this city. What is

01:28:19.829 --> 01:28:26.520
Boston, Massachusetts? Oh no. The largest St.

01:28:26.680 --> 01:28:29.840
Patrick's Day held in a city where they even

01:28:29.840 --> 01:28:33.800
dyed the river green. Oh, that's... That is Chicago.

01:28:34.140 --> 01:28:41.079
Yeah. Yep. Damn. Yep. Damn. I should have fucking

01:28:41.079 --> 01:28:47.979
waited. All right. Same category. 1 ,000. The

01:28:47.979 --> 01:28:50.439
founding fathers kicked off the first 4th of

01:28:50.439 --> 01:28:52.520
July by signing the Declaration of Independence

01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:59.609
in this city. What is Philadelphia? Damn. Damn.

01:29:00.470 --> 01:29:02.649
See, I've been brushing up on my early American

01:29:02.649 --> 01:29:06.390
history, guys. See that? I mean, Tyler would

01:29:06.390 --> 01:29:07.770
have ran away with that. Only category left.

01:29:07.850 --> 01:29:09.909
You got Dark Side of the Moon. Keep her going,

01:29:10.010 --> 01:29:13.670
200. How well would you say that you know Dark

01:29:13.670 --> 01:29:16.659
Side of the Moon? i mean i've listened to the

01:29:16.659 --> 01:29:19.180
album like six or seven times in a row over the

01:29:19.180 --> 01:29:20.800
last couple months but like i haven't really

01:29:20.800 --> 01:29:22.699
paid attention to the song name or really the

01:29:22.699 --> 01:29:25.619
source material at all all right 200 open the

01:29:25.619 --> 01:29:29.359
cash register for this song it's a gas what is

01:29:29.359 --> 01:29:37.199
money yes god damn keep it going 400 el chapo

01:29:37.199 --> 01:29:40.039
spent many years doing this while evading the

01:29:40.039 --> 01:29:47.699
authorities How is this related to Dark Fruits

01:29:47.699 --> 01:29:56.420
and Moon? Old Chapo spent many years doing this

01:29:56.420 --> 01:29:58.619
while evading the authorities. What is running?

01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:07.000
Not quite. Anyone know? It's called On The Run.

01:30:07.699 --> 01:30:10.260
I knew it was Run. That's the name of the song.

01:30:10.340 --> 01:30:11.960
I couldn't remember the name of the song. On

01:30:11.960 --> 01:30:17.640
The Run. On The Run. Ally Mac got 600. Also the

01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:20.539
name of the third installment of the Twilight

01:30:20.539 --> 01:30:28.640
series. Tyler's question. Is he clips? Oh, yes.

01:30:28.920 --> 01:30:32.539
Oh, shit. This is a fucking runaway, dude. Jesus.

01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:41.970
God damn. Keep it going. For 800. George Floyd

01:30:41.970 --> 01:30:51.989
might have a hard time singing this song Finally

01:30:51.989 --> 01:31:01.909
for a thousand injuries sustained by Muhammad

01:31:01.909 --> 01:31:09.899
Ali after many years of intense boxing How does

01:31:09.899 --> 01:31:12.380
that have anything to do with... Yeah, I'm trying

01:31:12.380 --> 01:31:14.300
to relate it to the album. The injury sustained

01:31:14.300 --> 01:31:18.260
by Muhammad Ali for many years of intense boxing.

01:31:23.659 --> 01:31:26.260
No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

01:31:26.260 --> 01:31:36.140
wait. No. He got... Didn't he get like a CTE?

01:31:37.170 --> 01:31:38.810
That's what I'm thinking, but I don't know how

01:31:38.810 --> 01:31:43.149
that relates to anything. You get dementia? I'm

01:31:43.149 --> 01:31:46.029
just going to type it out. It'll be brain damage.

01:31:46.550 --> 01:31:49.069
Oh. How does that relate to Dark Side of the

01:31:49.069 --> 01:31:50.850
Moon? Because that's the name of the song. Oh,

01:31:50.869 --> 01:31:53.630
my God. There is a song. The ninth song. Yeah,

01:31:53.649 --> 01:31:55.630
that's on the B side. How are you doing for points

01:31:55.630 --> 01:31:59.310
here? Come to Final Jeopardy. Alleyback's got

01:31:59.310 --> 01:32:04.550
5 ,400. Damn. Dan's got 3 ,400. So it's not over

01:32:04.550 --> 01:32:07.899
yet. I got to go all in. You're just gonna say

01:32:07.899 --> 01:32:13.300
that I have to have a choice You're just gonna

01:32:13.300 --> 01:32:18.479
say that I'm gonna say that category is geography

01:32:18.479 --> 01:32:23.060
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you actually

01:32:23.060 --> 01:32:26.859
serious? Damn congratulations on the win. Yeah,

01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:30.430
let me do some my phone just My watch just died.

01:32:30.489 --> 01:32:32.850
Here, what calculations do you need? You already

01:32:32.850 --> 01:32:35.210
know what my wager is. We already know what Dan's

01:32:35.210 --> 01:32:39.510
wager is. Dan's going in. What are the scores

01:32:39.510 --> 01:32:43.789
again? You got 5 ,400. Dan's got 3 ,400. I'll

01:32:43.789 --> 01:32:46.130
say my answer out loud after he senses them.

01:32:46.289 --> 01:32:55.090
Okay. I'm going to wager 1 ,999. You're just

01:32:55.090 --> 01:32:59.279
going to say that? What the fuck, bro? No. All

01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:01.260
right. I guess I won't do that. No, I don't care.

01:33:01.279 --> 01:33:03.680
You gotta send it to me. Wait, you just said

01:33:03.680 --> 01:33:06.520
you were going all in though. No. Yeah. Whatever.

01:33:06.659 --> 01:33:09.239
Whatever. Just wait. Oh, did he not? No, I am.

01:33:09.319 --> 01:33:12.340
I am. I'm all in. I'm so confused. I'm all in.

01:33:12.520 --> 01:33:16.199
He's all in. You want to know what? Fuck it.

01:33:16.220 --> 01:33:17.880
I'm all into. Let's make it interesting. No,

01:33:17.880 --> 01:33:20.340
no, no, no, no, no. Go with what he first said.

01:33:20.460 --> 01:33:23.930
No. All right. Fuck it. Fine. Dude, it doesn't

01:33:23.930 --> 01:33:26.510
matter because if I get, I'll go all in, but

01:33:26.510 --> 01:33:30.189
a dollar. All right. Fucking bet. All but one

01:33:30.189 --> 01:33:32.510
dollar. All right. I'm all but one dollar. All

01:33:32.510 --> 01:33:37.350
right. I bet all but two dollars. All right.

01:33:37.350 --> 01:33:38.930
Now you're going to have to send me your actual

01:33:38.930 --> 01:33:42.029
answers. And yeah, you're going to have to send

01:33:42.029 --> 01:33:45.229
me your actual answers now. Why? His phone's

01:33:45.229 --> 01:33:47.369
dead. Because you're just going back and forth

01:33:47.369 --> 01:33:51.399
like one dollar. I'm all in. I'm all in. No.

01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:54.739
I'm all in. I'm all in. I'll text you my answer.

01:33:54.779 --> 01:33:58.819
He'll give you his. All right. Tyler's not here.

01:33:58.920 --> 01:34:00.939
This one doesn't even count. It's a win either

01:34:00.939 --> 01:34:03.680
way. One of us is going to win. Wait, if we both

01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:06.600
get zero, does Tyler win? No, that's a tiebreaker.

01:34:06.939 --> 01:34:12.220
That'd be fucked up. The question is, 500 miles

01:34:12.220 --> 01:34:16.140
away from Antarctica, this country's Diego Ramirez

01:34:16.140 --> 01:34:19.199
Islands are the southernmost point before this

01:34:19.199 --> 01:34:24.479
icy continent. before the icy continent. 500

01:34:24.479 --> 01:34:27.300
miles away from Antarctica, this country's Diego

01:34:27.300 --> 01:34:30.899
Ramirez Islands are the southernmost point before

01:34:30.899 --> 01:34:46.739
the icy continent. You know, I know I know this

01:34:46.739 --> 01:34:51.619
because my roommate, Did all like his little

01:34:51.619 --> 01:34:54.680
tours in Antarctica. We always made the joke

01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.859
of where he'd be getting mutual aid from if there

01:34:56.859 --> 01:34:59.199
was a fire. Oh, yeah. But I don't know if I'm

01:34:59.199 --> 01:35:01.220
remembering it correctly. So if I get this wrong,

01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:03.060
I'm going to crash out. Just letting you know

01:35:03.060 --> 01:35:13.079
immediately. All right, Casey, I sent you my

01:35:13.079 --> 01:35:28.079
answer. Can I pull up a map? Can you pull up

01:35:28.079 --> 01:35:49.020
a map? Yeah. Drawing a blanket. The crazy thing

01:35:49.020 --> 01:35:51.680
is, is that like. It's honestly real. Even though

01:35:51.680 --> 01:35:53.859
you gave me that pride one, I think we would

01:35:53.859 --> 01:35:55.520
have been pretty much even and we went all in

01:35:55.520 --> 01:36:01.619
anyway, so. Fuck. Spelling doesn't matter on

01:36:01.619 --> 01:36:05.340
the... Okay, good. Because I'm fairly certain

01:36:05.340 --> 01:36:10.520
I spelled it incorrectly. I have no idea. What

01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:20.460
is Chile? Alright. Let's dance final answer dances

01:36:20.460 --> 01:36:24.539
Julie Ally Mac. Would you say it's a New Zealand?

01:36:25.060 --> 01:36:30.399
Hey Max says New Zealand That's wrong Really?

01:36:30.720 --> 01:36:43.119
No No Dan says chili That's correct No way. Dan

01:36:43.119 --> 01:36:45.760
pulls off his win. Are you serious? Dan. Dude,

01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:50.100
I feel terrible. I just feel like a dick. Fuck.

01:36:53.020 --> 01:36:57.680
14th win for Dan. Alleybacks, crash it out. Well,

01:36:57.720 --> 01:37:00.600
no, I'm actually not mad because I'm 95 % sure

01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:04.439
New Zealand is what Samir told me, but that's

01:37:04.439 --> 01:37:06.920
on that end of Antarctica. That's the closest

01:37:06.920 --> 01:37:09.539
to McMurdo, and I looked that up, and I was correct

01:37:09.539 --> 01:37:12.340
in that. Hmm. So you looked it up before the

01:37:12.340 --> 01:37:16.539
question? No, I looked it up right now. No, but

01:37:16.539 --> 01:37:18.779
it's like the island that's closest to Antarctica.

01:37:19.260 --> 01:37:21.600
Well, it actually said it's Chile and Argentina.

01:37:23.140 --> 01:37:27.880
What is it? Chile and Argentina. Argentina? No,

01:37:27.939 --> 01:37:32.920
but it's owned by Chile. Oh. Chile. Chile. Dude,

01:37:33.439 --> 01:37:34.939
that was good, though. That was really fucking

01:37:34.939 --> 01:37:37.439
close. Congratulations, 14. Congratulations.

01:37:39.619 --> 01:37:45.420
Alright, we'll take a break on the Untitled Podcast.

01:37:46.720 --> 01:37:48.359
Samir, if you're listening to this, which I know

01:37:48.359 --> 01:37:52.399
you aren't, you're on my shit list, pal. We'll

01:37:52.399 --> 01:38:08.140
be back on the Untitled Podcast later. doomed

01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:13.140
and dismal future is approaching nearer and nearer

01:38:13.140 --> 01:38:17.819
unless the force of cruelty can be conquered

01:38:17.819 --> 01:38:22.239
by an influx of fun designated by a monstrous

01:38:22.239 --> 01:38:26.300
shipment of dolls robots and toys made by japanese

01:38:26.300 --> 01:38:30.100
technicians dedicated to unbelievable colorful

01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:34.140
novelty and delivered exclusively to buckethead's

01:38:34.140 --> 01:38:39.329
toy store A true wonderland of joy, even rude

01:38:39.329 --> 01:38:44.609
Ralph agrees. Yeah. Welcome back to the Untitled

01:38:44.609 --> 01:38:48.329
Podcast. That was a trip. That was a fucking

01:38:48.329 --> 01:38:52.729
trip of an intro. It's episode 103 of Hero of

01:38:52.729 --> 01:38:56.449
Alleyback in the late night edition. Howdy, howdy.

01:38:57.529 --> 01:39:00.050
Dude, you ever see fucking Buggerhead? He's fucking

01:39:00.050 --> 01:39:03.470
crazy. He's supposed to be like an alien sent

01:39:03.470 --> 01:39:07.460
from another planet. I mean, you show me the

01:39:07.460 --> 01:39:09.699
guitar you have that's, like, influenced him

01:39:09.699 --> 01:39:12.760
with a kill switch on it. Right, yeah, he's got

01:39:12.760 --> 01:39:15.460
the kill switch guitar. But he's supposed to

01:39:15.460 --> 01:39:19.560
be, like, an alien from another planet. What?

01:39:20.699 --> 01:39:26.060
He fucking shreds on his guitar while he plays

01:39:26.060 --> 01:39:29.220
with the fucking nunchucks. He's got fucking

01:39:29.220 --> 01:39:31.720
nunchuck skills. Like, he fucking plays guitar

01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:33.800
with one hand and he fucking does nunchucks with

01:39:33.800 --> 01:39:37.050
the other. Are you fucking kidding me? No, it's

01:39:37.050 --> 01:39:39.649
fucking awesome. That's impressive as fuck. I

01:39:39.649 --> 01:39:44.810
can see why Jason was flipping out. Yeah, he

01:39:44.810 --> 01:39:48.590
has like a basket of toys he hands out to the

01:39:48.590 --> 01:39:51.909
audience at the end of the shows, like Santa

01:39:51.909 --> 01:39:55.510
Claus. And he gave me the Game of Trouble once.

01:39:56.390 --> 01:40:00.970
That's fucking sick. That's fucking sick. I know,

01:40:01.029 --> 01:40:04.130
right? I can't believe I never heard of Buckethead.

01:40:04.300 --> 01:40:06.939
I feel like I'm fucking out of the loop. He was

01:40:06.939 --> 01:40:10.760
in Guns N' Roses for a little while. No shit.

01:40:11.119 --> 01:40:13.760
Yeah. Wow. He was just too weird for them, I

01:40:13.760 --> 01:40:16.659
guess. Yeah, it does seem like he's kind of got

01:40:16.659 --> 01:40:20.859
that extraterrestrial aura around him, I'd say.

01:40:22.260 --> 01:40:24.819
Oh, man. What's Kanye doing? I saw some shit.

01:40:24.920 --> 01:40:28.239
Kanye was getting fucked by his older cousin

01:40:28.239 --> 01:40:31.300
or some shit when he was a kid. Yeah. What the

01:40:31.300 --> 01:40:35.380
fuck? Kanye had a relationship with his cousin

01:40:35.380 --> 01:40:38.899
when he was like, you know. Male or female cousin?

01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:43.079
Male, I think. Oh, Jesus. And he sucked his dick.

01:40:43.140 --> 01:40:46.880
He said, I sucked my cousin's dick. Oh, shit.

01:40:48.000 --> 01:40:52.289
And now he's under flame for that. Do we have

01:40:52.289 --> 01:40:55.029
confirmation on whether that's true or not? Yeah,

01:40:55.050 --> 01:40:57.949
no, he made a tweet that said, my name is Ye

01:40:57.949 --> 01:41:00.670
and I sucked my cousin's dick when I was 15 or

01:41:00.670 --> 01:41:03.930
some shit like that. Yeah, but can we trust what's

01:41:03.930 --> 01:41:06.609
coming out of his mouth right now, though? Dude,

01:41:06.689 --> 01:41:09.689
he's fucking dressing up in black fucking Nazi.

01:41:11.399 --> 01:41:14.539
You know, KKK uniforms. That's what I'm saying.

01:41:14.659 --> 01:41:16.399
Like, maybe he's just trying to fucking drag

01:41:16.399 --> 01:41:19.539
his uncle down or fucking cousin down. He could

01:41:19.539 --> 01:41:22.180
be. Like, he's just, dude, he's saying crazy

01:41:22.180 --> 01:41:24.659
shit every fucking day. I mean, like, you got

01:41:24.659 --> 01:41:26.460
to take everything that he says with a grain

01:41:26.460 --> 01:41:28.720
of salt. Innocent until proven guilty or some

01:41:28.720 --> 01:41:32.020
shit like that. I think Ye experienced a lot

01:41:32.020 --> 01:41:34.039
of... Why am I defending his cousin right now?

01:41:34.100 --> 01:41:38.140
What the fuck? Jesus Christ. I think Ye experienced

01:41:38.140 --> 01:41:41.340
some traumatic things when he was younger. And

01:41:41.340 --> 01:41:44.500
it kind of made him have some mental issues today.

01:41:44.619 --> 01:41:48.060
Yeah, I'd say. I'd say that's a pretty fucking

01:41:48.060 --> 01:41:50.359
safe assumption at this point. Yeah, so I think

01:41:50.359 --> 01:41:53.199
he's just kind of confessing to those traumatic

01:41:53.199 --> 01:41:55.520
things that happened when he was younger. I don't

01:41:55.520 --> 01:41:57.640
know, though. I don't know, though. I don't know

01:41:57.640 --> 01:42:00.359
if that's it. I don't know if that's it. I think

01:42:00.359 --> 01:42:03.460
he might just be fucking... I think he might

01:42:03.460 --> 01:42:06.260
just be making that shit up. I think he might

01:42:06.260 --> 01:42:09.079
have just been... Dude, he's schizophrenic. Like,

01:42:09.079 --> 01:42:12.649
he absolutely... has schizophrenia like you can't

01:42:12.649 --> 01:42:15.529
just he could just be manufacturing memories

01:42:15.529 --> 01:42:18.829
that are that never happened at this point like

01:42:18.829 --> 01:42:21.970
he's so fucking out there that being said i mean

01:42:21.970 --> 01:42:24.970
he may have sucked his cousin's dick but no he

01:42:24.970 --> 01:42:27.750
did he wrote on twitter i know he said that but

01:42:27.750 --> 01:42:30.689
again i'm saying i don't know if that's true

01:42:30.689 --> 01:42:32.869
like he's dude this is the same dude who's selling

01:42:32.869 --> 01:42:36.310
fucking shirts on his website that have swastikas

01:42:36.310 --> 01:42:38.739
on them He got his fucking, he got his online

01:42:38.739 --> 01:42:41.680
store shut down for that. Like he's not in a

01:42:41.680 --> 01:42:46.579
well thought out headspace right now. I think

01:42:46.579 --> 01:42:49.279
yay does what he wants. And I fucking respect

01:42:49.279 --> 01:42:52.979
that. I think we need somebody in the fucking

01:42:52.979 --> 01:42:55.039
world that does whatever the fuck they want and

01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:59.319
doesn't care about what people think. I mean,

01:42:59.359 --> 01:43:02.100
you're right. There's admiration on that one

01:43:02.100 --> 01:43:05.579
aspect, but the way he's doing it is kind of.

01:43:06.850 --> 01:43:08.829
I mean, I feel like you can do what you just

01:43:08.829 --> 01:43:13.170
said, but not just, like, try to sell swastikas

01:43:13.170 --> 01:43:18.069
and promote all sorts of hate speech. Oh, no.

01:43:18.130 --> 01:43:21.710
He literally said, I'm a Nazi. I know. Like,

01:43:21.710 --> 01:43:24.270
he's getting on the train. You can show people

01:43:24.270 --> 01:43:27.090
that you don't give a fuck what they think. in

01:43:27.090 --> 01:43:31.390
ways that don't include becoming a Nazi. I feel

01:43:31.390 --> 01:43:34.229
like that makes sense. Yeah, so Elon is actually

01:43:34.229 --> 01:43:37.890
stepping away from a doge. He's actually stepping

01:43:37.890 --> 01:43:41.130
away from his position. Oh, thanks fucking God.

01:43:41.350 --> 01:43:45.689
Yeah, because fucking Tesla took such a hit with

01:43:45.689 --> 01:43:48.909
their sales decline that he has to go fucking

01:43:48.909 --> 01:43:50.989
be the CEO again. And they're actually talking

01:43:50.989 --> 01:43:54.020
about replacing him. They're like... Tesla, we

01:43:54.020 --> 01:43:58.220
want to fucking get a vote for new CEO. And so

01:43:58.220 --> 01:44:01.920
Elon's basically fucked. I don't think Elon's

01:44:01.920 --> 01:44:04.180
fucked. That dude still has an insane amount

01:44:04.180 --> 01:44:08.100
of money. And he's still the SpaceX guy. Like,

01:44:08.100 --> 01:44:11.920
he could lose Tesla and still be fine. I think

01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:14.930
they ruined him. Dude, I don't know. I feel like

01:44:14.930 --> 01:44:17.069
just this whole Doge thing, a lot of shit that

01:44:17.069 --> 01:44:21.869
got cut was good. Shit that really was just misallocated

01:44:21.869 --> 01:44:23.829
government spending and stuff like that. But

01:44:23.829 --> 01:44:26.310
I feel like there's been a lot of stories of

01:44:26.310 --> 01:44:30.149
just awful things he's done. Like how he cut

01:44:30.149 --> 01:44:34.909
funding completely to the trans suicide hotline.

01:44:35.069 --> 01:44:38.649
Yeah, not only the trans suicide hotline, but

01:44:38.649 --> 01:44:41.989
the suicide hotline in general. Now we have to

01:44:41.989 --> 01:44:45.550
have fucking numbers where we call Canada for

01:44:45.550 --> 01:44:48.390
their suicide hotline because we fucking cut

01:44:48.390 --> 01:44:51.270
it in America. I don't know if we shut the whole

01:44:51.270 --> 01:44:53.949
thing down. I don't know if that's true. I saw

01:44:53.949 --> 01:44:58.689
that on fucking social media. The one I heard,

01:44:58.750 --> 01:45:00.729
which had facts to back it up, was that they

01:45:00.729 --> 01:45:06.020
just shut down the LGBTQ side of it. But that

01:45:06.020 --> 01:45:09.520
is unfortunately where most of the fucking calls

01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:13.039
are being made from. They definitely did. They

01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:16.800
shut down the suicide hotline in general. That's

01:45:16.800 --> 01:45:19.560
crazy. That's fucking wild. It's fucking stupid.

01:45:23.199 --> 01:45:29.239
Well, it's Trump's America. This is what you

01:45:29.239 --> 01:45:32.500
voted for, America. This is actually what Ali

01:45:32.500 --> 01:45:38.319
Mack you voted for. Or did I? You said you did.

01:45:38.800 --> 01:45:43.699
I did say that, didn't I? I don't know. I don't

01:45:43.699 --> 01:45:48.619
know. Maybe I was just... Maybe I didn't vote.

01:45:51.500 --> 01:45:53.739
No, I feel like you told that story about how

01:45:53.739 --> 01:45:56.779
you were in the voting booth and deciding whether

01:45:56.779 --> 01:46:00.109
to... vote for Kamala or Trump and you're like

01:46:00.109 --> 01:46:02.369
debating. Yeah, but I've also been toying with

01:46:02.369 --> 01:46:04.270
you guys about who I voted for the whole time.

01:46:04.329 --> 01:46:07.930
Maybe at episode 200 I will reveal who I actually

01:46:07.930 --> 01:46:14.250
voted for. Holy shit. The plot thickens. I can't.

01:46:17.890 --> 01:46:23.050
I shouldn't have voted. I did. I did, but I shouldn't

01:46:23.050 --> 01:46:29.409
have voted. Oh, God. Merciful Neptune. Casey,

01:46:29.590 --> 01:46:34.130
you have any haunted shit go down lately? I don't

01:46:34.130 --> 01:46:36.069
think there's much haunted shit here. I think

01:46:36.069 --> 01:46:39.250
most of the haunted shit happens at your fucking

01:46:39.250 --> 01:46:41.750
apartment. And we got to fucking investigate

01:46:41.750 --> 01:46:46.529
that. Did you have any haunted shit? Yeah, I

01:46:46.529 --> 01:46:48.949
did today, actually. What happened? The sink

01:46:48.949 --> 01:46:52.300
turned itself on. That's weird. That's a first.

01:46:52.399 --> 01:46:54.020
We've never had that happen. Me and Cece were

01:46:54.020 --> 01:46:56.739
both in the living room shooting the shit. We

01:46:56.739 --> 01:46:59.020
were cleaning the house up. And then we just

01:46:59.020 --> 01:47:00.880
hear a noise in the kitchen. We're like, what

01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:03.279
the fuck is that? It's the sink running. But

01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:05.920
we heard it turn on. We heard the fucking thing

01:47:05.920 --> 01:47:08.199
turn on. It's not like I was doing the dishes

01:47:08.199 --> 01:47:10.800
beforehand, but I know I shut the faucet off.

01:47:10.899 --> 01:47:13.439
And then it was like, all right. But now it's

01:47:13.439 --> 01:47:16.020
like now I'm honestly like gaslighting myself

01:47:16.020 --> 01:47:21.039
into believing that like I did shut it off. No,

01:47:21.039 --> 01:47:24.640
I think there's enough evidence to say that there's

01:47:24.640 --> 01:47:27.680
fucking paranormal shit happening. Yeah. Cece

01:47:27.680 --> 01:47:29.199
was backing me up on it too. She's like, no,

01:47:29.319 --> 01:47:31.680
you shut it off. I saw you do it. But like by

01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:33.539
the end of me coming over here, we both kind

01:47:33.539 --> 01:47:35.760
of like successfully gaslit ourselves into thinking

01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:37.279
that I didn't shut it off. Cause it's like, dude,

01:47:37.380 --> 01:47:40.000
it's just, I think the sphere that you're talking

01:47:40.000 --> 01:47:43.359
about is tied to the house. So if you move, it

01:47:43.359 --> 01:47:45.359
probably shouldn't follow you. Oh, I don't think

01:47:45.359 --> 01:47:49.460
it will either. It's not a threatening presence

01:47:49.460 --> 01:47:53.439
to me at all, but it's just very clearly is irritated

01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:56.199
that we're living there. It's just minor little

01:47:56.199 --> 01:47:59.640
inconveniences. Fucking tell it. You're fucking

01:47:59.640 --> 01:48:02.380
dead, Carol. Get the fuck out of here. I know.

01:48:03.319 --> 01:48:06.239
Fucking Carol. But I'm worried about what that

01:48:06.239 --> 01:48:08.960
could bring. I'm dead ass, honestly. I don't

01:48:08.960 --> 01:48:11.119
want to say that shit. I don't want to investigate

01:48:11.119 --> 01:48:13.800
at my house at all because it's like, dude, enough

01:48:13.800 --> 01:48:17.439
shit has gone down in my house where like, I

01:48:17.439 --> 01:48:22.239
know something's there. And it's like, why willingly

01:48:22.239 --> 01:48:26.000
poke it to see what it's capable of? I can live

01:48:26.000 --> 01:48:28.399
with the minor inconveniences that, if it is

01:48:28.399 --> 01:48:31.560
Carol, is bringing me. It's nothing that's really

01:48:31.560 --> 01:48:33.979
fucking my day up at this point. It's a little

01:48:33.979 --> 01:48:39.159
bit creepy. It's very creepy. But I don't feel

01:48:39.159 --> 01:48:41.020
like my life is being threatened. I don't feel

01:48:41.020 --> 01:48:43.199
like my health is being threatened at all. It's

01:48:43.199 --> 01:48:46.890
just like... Or... Me and Tyler come over. We

01:48:46.890 --> 01:48:50.930
fucking provoke Carol and summon a demon. And

01:48:50.930 --> 01:48:54.050
then we have fucking demons along with her. Along

01:48:54.050 --> 01:48:57.430
in the fucking house. And we can fucking do rituals

01:48:57.430 --> 01:49:03.189
with the demon. Oh, yeah. Sign me up. Fuck, yeah.

01:49:03.369 --> 01:49:05.130
That's how we fucking... You gotta provoke the

01:49:05.130 --> 01:49:08.109
spirits a little bit. No, I'm good. I'm good.

01:49:08.289 --> 01:49:12.569
Yeah. I'm good. I think... I think maybe we'll

01:49:12.569 --> 01:49:15.819
just... Maybe like the week before I move out.

01:49:16.479 --> 01:49:20.899
We can do it at my house. But if it's something

01:49:20.899 --> 01:49:23.619
that could follow me, I'd rather not provoke

01:49:23.619 --> 01:49:25.960
it. I'd rather it stay there and just be like,

01:49:26.060 --> 01:49:29.859
ah, ah, he lived here and he pissed me off. But

01:49:29.859 --> 01:49:33.220
he wasn't a dick, so I'll let him go. Carol is

01:49:33.220 --> 01:49:36.640
essentially just a Karen who was stuck in her

01:49:36.640 --> 01:49:38.779
house from like the fucking 70s or whatever.

01:49:39.439 --> 01:49:42.140
And she's just fucking stuck there. I don't think

01:49:42.140 --> 01:49:44.500
she's going to follow you. I don't think that

01:49:44.500 --> 01:49:47.960
she's been there since the 70s, dude. The apartment

01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:50.180
complex didn't even exist there. I think she

01:49:50.180 --> 01:49:52.399
only lived there for a couple years, actually.

01:49:52.779 --> 01:49:55.199
That's where she died, though. But she's got,

01:49:55.220 --> 01:49:58.140
like, the Karen haircut, right? I mean, kind

01:49:58.140 --> 01:50:02.159
of. She's got, like, that, like, mid -60s -year

01:50:02.159 --> 01:50:05.460
-old woman, like, short, blonde haircut. Yeah.

01:50:07.279 --> 01:50:09.800
Yeah. Like the Karen haircut. Yeah, kind of the

01:50:09.800 --> 01:50:14.109
Karen haircut. Like, I don't know. So basically

01:50:14.109 --> 01:50:19.550
we're dealing with a Karen ghost. Yeah. But like,

01:50:19.590 --> 01:50:22.949
I'd rather not see how much of a Karen she is.

01:50:23.430 --> 01:50:25.670
Like right now I got the Karen that's like, Oh,

01:50:25.989 --> 01:50:30.289
you can't park there. Like I'd rather have that

01:50:30.289 --> 01:50:34.630
Karen than the, I will. infest you with illness

01:50:34.630 --> 01:50:38.470
and make sure you can never leave. And then,

01:50:38.489 --> 01:50:40.569
like, next thing you know, Ally Mac has fucking

01:50:40.569 --> 01:50:43.789
polio because Tyler wanted to run around screaming

01:50:43.789 --> 01:50:47.970
with an EMF reader. Like, I'd rather not be in

01:50:47.970 --> 01:50:50.630
the fucking iron lung. I'm liking life right

01:50:50.630 --> 01:50:53.970
now. Right. So the week before I move out, yeah,

01:50:54.029 --> 01:50:57.010
we'll do it. No Ouija boards, though. Ouija boards

01:50:57.010 --> 01:50:59.630
are out. We'll do the EMF readers. We'll do all

01:50:59.630 --> 01:51:02.880
that shit. We can curse her name up a storm.

01:51:03.000 --> 01:51:05.140
We can do all that shit. I'm going to Ouija board

01:51:05.140 --> 01:51:07.060
the fuck out of this motherfucker. You will not

01:51:07.060 --> 01:51:08.720
Ouija board anything else. I'm going to fucking

01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:11.119
Ouija board the fucking shit out of this motherfucker.

01:51:11.119 --> 01:51:13.979
I'll snap that fucking Ouija board over my goddamn

01:51:13.979 --> 01:51:16.640
knee. That shit ain't happening. Karen, tell

01:51:16.640 --> 01:51:21.579
me what the afterlife is like. All right, Karen.

01:51:22.199 --> 01:51:26.579
What's the deal? Is the universe infinite? What

01:51:26.579 --> 01:51:29.579
do you know? Yeah, on the Ouija board it says,

01:51:29.699 --> 01:51:34.119
first off, my name's Carol. Oh, it's Carol? Yeah.

01:51:34.439 --> 01:51:37.180
Not Carol Baskins, but her name's Carol, not

01:51:37.180 --> 01:51:39.680
Karen. So I'm sure if we called her Karen, that

01:51:39.680 --> 01:51:42.840
would probably piss her off even more. Carol

01:51:42.840 --> 01:51:45.199
Baskins. She was alive for the term Karen to

01:51:45.199 --> 01:51:47.479
be created, so I'm sure she's familiar with it.

01:51:47.520 --> 01:51:51.859
Right, right. All right, Allie Mag, let's wrap

01:51:51.859 --> 01:51:56.659
this up. We got Untitled Podcast, episode 103.

01:51:57.420 --> 01:52:01.420
Like us on fucking Facebook, Twitter, X, Elon

01:52:01.420 --> 01:52:04.359
Musk, whatever. Send us an email. Send us a fucking

01:52:04.359 --> 01:52:06.039
email. Wait, check the email before it's over.

01:52:06.159 --> 01:52:08.979
Let's see if we got one. Yeah. Did you know Elon

01:52:08.979 --> 01:52:15.539
Musk, they're kicking him out. Kicking him out

01:52:15.539 --> 01:52:18.079
of what? You told me he was thinking he's going

01:52:18.079 --> 01:52:21.979
back to Tesla and he's out of Doge. We talked

01:52:21.979 --> 01:52:24.680
about that. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm too fucked

01:52:24.680 --> 01:52:27.579
for that. All right. Anyway, like us on fucking

01:52:27.579 --> 01:52:30.159
whatever Elon Musk is doing these days. Wait,

01:52:30.180 --> 01:52:32.739
do we have a Gmail? Wait, are you shutting down

01:52:32.739 --> 01:52:35.039
on me because you saw something that looked interesting?

01:52:35.399 --> 01:52:38.500
No, I didn't check the email yet. I can. Yeah,

01:52:38.560 --> 01:52:40.920
we got to check the email. The episode's not

01:52:40.920 --> 01:52:44.239
over until we get it. But yeah, like us on Facebook.

01:52:45.600 --> 01:52:53.020
Untitled Podcast 4800. 73. 73. At gmail .com.

01:52:53.180 --> 01:52:56.520
Yep. We've been running strong since 1973 here,

01:52:56.680 --> 01:52:58.380
so that's how you know you found the right one.

01:52:58.380 --> 01:53:01.300
That's actually the year Dark Side of the Moon

01:53:01.300 --> 01:53:06.520
came out. Oh. Is that why it's 1973? Yeah. Yeah,

01:53:06.539 --> 01:53:10.260
you really like Dark Side of the Moon for usernames.

01:53:10.359 --> 01:53:15.739
I do. I'm wondering if your password is Dark

01:53:15.739 --> 01:53:17.939
Side of the Moon related. Next thing you know,

01:53:17.960 --> 01:53:21.699
we're fucking hacked. Speaking of that. Brick

01:53:21.699 --> 01:53:24.520
in the wall is the password. Let's not talk about

01:53:24.520 --> 01:53:28.560
that. We probably got a lot of gmails from fucking

01:53:28.560 --> 01:53:40.239
Jehovah's Witnesses. So. Nope. The Bible. Fucking

01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:45.239
the Bible. No. I ate a fucking. How Jamila hears

01:53:45.239 --> 01:53:52.140
God's voice. As the only deaf person in our family,

01:53:52.239 --> 01:53:55.600
Jamila knows that God communicates with us through

01:53:55.600 --> 01:53:59.859
more than a literal, still small voice. 1 Kings

01:53:59.859 --> 01:54:03.119
19 .12. Listen to her recount how she learned

01:54:03.119 --> 01:54:08.079
to recognize God's voice in other ways. As God

01:54:08.079 --> 01:54:11.260
speaks to us through the influence in the Holy

01:54:11.260 --> 01:54:15.520
Spirit, you can take time and practice to recognize

01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:19.329
his voice. Missionaries can pray with you and

01:54:19.329 --> 01:54:22.130
teach you more about the Holy Spirit as you seek

01:54:22.130 --> 01:54:28.229
answers from God. Fuck yes. What in the hell?

01:54:28.729 --> 01:54:32.170
Did Dan sign us up for that? Yeah. Of course

01:54:32.170 --> 01:54:35.569
he did. I'm going to sign us up for some shit.

01:54:37.609 --> 01:54:42.390
All right. Well, we've done it. Follow us on

01:54:42.390 --> 01:54:46.380
everything. Send us a goddamn email. Just please.

01:54:46.399 --> 01:54:50.739
If anyone's out there, I beg and plead. And until

01:54:50.739 --> 01:54:54.659
I get a fucking email, I don't think that anyone's

01:54:54.659 --> 01:54:56.659
listening because at this point. If you're a

01:54:56.659 --> 01:54:58.819
dedicated listener, you've heard me give this

01:54:58.819 --> 01:55:02.399
spiel a fucking hundred times about sending the

01:55:02.399 --> 01:55:04.220
fucking email. Send the fucking email. Yeah,

01:55:04.220 --> 01:55:06.500
somebody would have fucking stepped up and sent

01:55:06.500 --> 01:55:08.640
the email. The fact that we haven't got a single

01:55:08.640 --> 01:55:11.760
stranger to email us shows me that nobody is

01:55:11.760 --> 01:55:13.800
listening to this podcast, at least not through.

01:55:14.100 --> 01:55:18.159
There's no way. Even the most illogical listener

01:55:18.159 --> 01:55:21.340
would have thrown us a bone and sent us a fucking

01:55:21.340 --> 01:55:23.600
email at this point. I've been begging. We did

01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:25.960
get an email from Train Man. Yeah, but Train

01:55:25.960 --> 01:55:28.960
Man was on the podcast, and I talked to him about

01:55:28.960 --> 01:55:31.880
the email thing at work the next week, and then

01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:34.100
he sent it and told me he was going to send it.

01:55:34.119 --> 01:55:36.939
That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Well,

01:55:37.060 --> 01:55:38.760
you know, someday we'll blow up, and you'll have

01:55:38.760 --> 01:55:41.460
fucking 80 ,000 emails in your inbox. Yeah, and

01:55:41.460 --> 01:55:43.760
then we'll all get fucking arrested for hate

01:55:43.760 --> 01:55:47.319
speech, probably. Casey, do you have that vape

01:55:47.319 --> 01:55:50.239
on you? I think I need it for this outro. All

01:55:50.239 --> 01:55:54.039
right, as always. Be kind to yourselves. You

01:55:54.039 --> 01:55:58.119
got to keep it going. I guess I'll do and each

01:55:58.119 --> 01:56:07.220
other. We out. Fuck off. For all we know, robots

01:56:07.220 --> 01:56:09.600
have souls. We just don't know if they do or

01:56:09.600 --> 01:56:13.060
don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a

01:56:13.060 --> 01:56:18.560
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

01:56:18.560 --> 01:56:24.300
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,

01:56:24.340 --> 01:56:26.779
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

01:56:27.180 --> 01:56:29.880
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some

01:56:29.880 --> 01:56:34.840
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where

01:56:34.840 --> 01:56:37.199
the fuck did the spearmen come from? Where the

01:56:37.199 --> 01:56:39.119
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling

01:56:39.119 --> 01:56:41.899
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh,

01:56:41.979 --> 01:56:43.739
they're killing, they're killing all the already

01:56:43.739 --> 01:56:46.560
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens

01:56:46.560 --> 01:56:51.539
exist. Somewhere in China, right, in some base.

01:56:51.680 --> 01:56:53.859
What the fuck? There are super soldiers that

01:56:53.859 --> 01:56:57.220
are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Oh my god. They

01:56:57.220 --> 01:57:00.619
have bread and super soldiers. Then they are

01:57:00.619 --> 01:57:04.100
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. They are

01:57:04.100 --> 01:57:08.119
aliens. I do not negotiate with terrorists. I

01:57:08.119 --> 01:57:34.750
do not. I do not. feel them die of this virus

01:57:34.750 --> 01:57:38.210
you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're

01:57:38.210 --> 01:57:40.829
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that

01:57:40.829 --> 01:57:43.949
the government has taken it to the next level

01:57:43.949 --> 01:57:50.109
with the birds they know what birds are going

01:57:50.109 --> 01:57:52.630
to cross paths with you that you are going to

01:57:52.630 --> 01:57:54.630
be able to raise and they are going to make them

01:57:54.630 --> 01:57:56.850
so fucking real they're going to sink money into

01:57:56.850 --> 01:58:03.229
them because they know that it can cut it open

01:58:03.229 --> 01:58:05.090
you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but

01:58:05.090 --> 01:58:09.649
let me tell you their technology which by the

01:58:09.649 --> 01:58:16.109
way big brother is the overlord we're only living

01:58:16.109 --> 01:58:52.640
in the third dimension It's an actual Nazi collaborator.

01:58:52.659 --> 01:58:55.560
Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.

01:58:55.720 --> 01:58:59.319
Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He said that he

01:58:59.319 --> 01:59:01.779
was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked

01:59:01.779 --> 01:59:03.619
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

01:59:03.840 --> 01:59:06.239
He said that he was doing it just to survive,

01:59:06.340 --> 01:59:08.680
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great

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fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is

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the fucking