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Yeah, welcome to Untitled Podcast. It's episode
103. It's here with me and Dan today. This song's
called Robbery by Juice WRLD. It's a good song.
I love this song. A lot's been happening in our
two -week hiatus there. What's happened? No,
a lot's been happening. A lot's been happening.
Yeah, the fucking Pope died. Yeah, J .D. Vance
killed the Pope. Yeah. J .D. Vance killed the
Pope. What else happened? Republicans are getting
mad at Donald Trump. Yeah, 40, what, 44 % approval
rating. And he says, he says, Fox News is wrong.
It's actually 70%. I mean, that's a pretty big
gap. But, I mean, dude, people that, like, there's
this one guy, Patrick Bet -David. Yeah. He's
a Republican podcast host. And he had Trump on
during the campaign. And he's all about Trump.
And he has Trump gear in the background on his
podcast. He has this brand. He has this brand,
Future Looks Bright. And the Trump campaign used
Future Looks Bright on their, I think it was
on an official White House page. Oh, yeah, he's
used a lot of uncopyrighted or copyrighted songs
that he doesn't have permission to. Yeah, and
this guy flipped on him. He's like, dude, I'm
giving you a C -plus for your first 100 days
in office. He's one of his main supporters. The
last 100 years, the worst approval rating, day
100, right? The only one who was as bad as that
was Trump in his first term. Yeah, but dude,
where do these fucking ratings come from? From
general polls of the public. Yeah, but by who?
Like Siena College does like that. All right,
Siena College is a fucking liberal. Dude, I could.
But they do it without bias, though. So they
say. Okay. So they say, oh, yeah, it's unbiased.
I mean, dude, has anything gotten worse, though?
The economy. besides that besides we might be
heading into a recession yeah that sucks i don't
know i just feel like a lot of um we're going
really kind of backwards on a lot of progression
that we've made like what like fucking right
human rights like the right to be we don't need
that the right to be alive and exist we don't
need that dude human rights are Human rights
are not... Throwing people in El Salvador prisons.
Human rights are not absolute. It comes with
stipulations. Like what? You don't get them all
the time. You get them when we say you get them.
No, no, no, no, no. He's really just like...
Getting like on the dictator train right now.
Dude, you want him to fire up the oven so bad
you can taste it. I mean, it's already happened.
You just want something to complain about. You
see, he arrested that judge in Wisconsin, the
federal judge. So he's basically dismantling
the judiciary now, ignoring 9 -0 votes of the
Supreme Court when the conservative judges. all
voted unanimously to order Trump to bring that
guy back, and he was like, nah. Damn. The guy
in El Salvador. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what?
That was some liberal bullshit, though, actually.
Well, the dude didn't get charged with anything.
Didn't we come up with an acronym for that? It
was some liberal bullshit asylum, right? No due
process. No bullshit liberal asylum, BSLA. Yeah,
yeah. No due process if you're not from here,
right? Yeah, fuck them, dude. I don't give a
fuck about any of them, honestly. Oh, the student
loan. He's like, we're going to fucking start
garnishing wages for student loans now. Garnishing
wages for student loans? Trump said that? Yeah,
yeah. It's starting in August when people in
default on their student loans, they'll have
their wages garnished by the government. Damn.
Yo, that's rough. That's pretty bad. Do you have
any student loans? Nope. Damn. Nope, my girlfriend
does. I used to pay like, it was going to be
like $400 a month to the federal government for
my student loans. But since Biden, did all the
forbearance. And then now it says like only like
$60. So I don't know if that's going to be like
the, you know, the new, if you like reduced it
still, you know? Yeah. I mean, you'd probably
just want to just start paying that off as quick
as possible. So you don't have to pay any interest.
Yeah. You know, I mean, you're going to pay some,
but the quicker you pay it off, the faster you
can just get it behind you. Yeah. I feel like,
He's already basically hurting the economy and
then saying like you're going to garnish people's
wages that already can't afford shit. Yeah. Yeah,
that's pretty bad. Fucking, you know, we have,
they said like Walmart, Target, like the CEO
said that like we're going to run out of supplies
soon because we have nothing coming in from China.
Like the port of LA is shut down. Damn. The fucking
grocery stores are going to run out of fucking
supplies. Really? Yep. Damn, this is like hell.
This could degrade into hell pretty quick, huh?
Yeah, I was thinking about, you know, I got to
stock up on my... Say it, Casey. On my food.
Say it. My bomb shelter. Say what you really
want to say. What do I want to say? I'm going
to get a gun. I was looking at shotguns. Yeah,
I know you were. Liberals are looking at guns
now. funny right i know everything's like ass
backwards now um it's shotguns you don't have
to have a permit to get right no no you walk
into walmart and get when we go get one right
now we should do it on the podcast just to test
this yeah how does that make sense how does that
make sense that i can't buy a pistol without
all these regulations but i can just walk into
walmart and buy a shotgun um it makes sense because
you can conceal a pistol You know, you can't
really conceal a shotgun. But what does it have
to do with being concealed? Because you can easily
use it to assault like a police officer. I think
that's the main thing. I thought it was like
a pistol was like more accurate or some shit.
Less accurate. A pistol is more accurate than
a shotgun. Than a shotgun, but it's like than
a rifle because you can go in and buy a rifle
too. Oh, right. You know? Like a sniper rifle?
Yeah, you don't need any kind of permit for that.
Isn't that crazy? I don't know. I don't think
in New York you could just walk into Walmart
and buy a shotgun. I think you can. Really? Really.
I bought my gun five years ago and I just walked
into Walmart. Oh, shotgun? No, it's a .22 Mossberg
Plinkster. Yeah. I think if people start getting
riled up, food starts running out. Like in Spain,
all the power just went out for the whole fucking
country. People lost their minds. Did it? Yeah,
Spain and Portugal. Some weird atmospheric thing.
It was just huge at power outage. Right. Some
atmospheric thing. You mean it was a fucking
attack, cyber attack. Right. I was watching,
yeah, I was watching, uh, you know, there's been
like people that have actually like seen UFOs
like landing in area 51 and like the fucking
aliens that came out of them. No way. And, uh,
I guess I was watching shit about that. Yeah.
Damn. It's real. I think it's real. I think if
aliens existed and the government saw them, they
would try to hide it, definitely. Why do you
think they'd try and hide it? Just because people,
like the mass panic. It's like when the grocery
stores run out of food, everybody just fucking
panics. If you have another species from another
planet trying to kill you, people are going to
fucking panic. I think... The biggest problem
is that it might threaten the government's power.
So they don't want somebody else coming that
might be more powerful than them. Right. Yeah,
because if aliens have the ability to get here,
they obviously have some advanced technology
because there's no like fucking planets that
we can see around here. Right. So they got to
have some fucking, you know, the ability to round
this all up. It's basically like what we did
to the Indians again. That they would do to us?
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a problem. Like the new
world? Give us fucking smallpox. They'd be like,
these people aren't fucking civilized. These
people don't have, you know, souls. Yeah. Like
we can just fucking murder these people or these
beings or whatever. Dude, what if they just wait?
What if we're just like a farm that they wait
for us to like get to a certain point and then
they harvest us? And they just have a machine
and it like hooks under our necks, right? And
just like we go up on a conveyor belt. Like a
chicken farm. Yep, just like that. And then it
like cuts open our back, right? Peels us inside
out, right? Drops our organs into a tray. Right.
And then we're just dangling there. Just fucking
meat sacks going into this. Like that Pink Floyd
video that Tyler hates. Oh, which one is that?
Where they're jumping in the meat grinder. Oh,
yeah. Breaking the wall. Yeah, yep. Just like
that. Oh, man. I can't wait. Damn. You can't
wait? That's a little nihilistic, Casey. Where's
this coming from? I don't know. I just think
it's inevitable. You've got to be prepared. I
think it's whatever the opposite of inevitable.
Preventable. I don't know. I just think a lot
of people are... Tyler says I'm living in fear,
right? But I'm not actually afraid. I'm not afraid
of fucking dying or whatever. I'm just being
realistic. Cause there's, you know, there's living
in fear and then there's being in denial, which
some people are such like in denial about shit.
Like you think about when like COVID started
and people were like, that's not real. And they
tried to like say that we're putting shit into
the vaccines. We're just like, you know, trying
to save people. Yeah. But I mean, I think there
were, there were some problems with that vaccine.
You see RFK wants to make a registry of all the
people with autism. I think it's a great idea.
Give them all the fucking number. Oh my God.
Dude, because right now we're just raw dogging
it, finding out on our own. And it'd be nice
to know. RFK now fucking directly insulted me.
How? Because he said people with autism will
never be happy, will never date, will never find
a job. It's like, shut up, RFK. I mean, it's
pretty crazy the way they view autism. Yeah,
listen to this fucking podcast. I think you'll
find some high -functioning autists. That's a
stretch. This podcast? Yeah, that's a stretch.
I think we got a lot of high -functioning audits
on this podcast. I don't know, high -functioning.
Midwits, I would say. Oh, you think we're more
low -functioning? Yeah. Like the people who put
the helmets on, run into the walls and shit?
A little bit above that. It's pretty close, though.
Megan had this patient. at Albany Med with, like,
severe autism. This, like, 12 -year -old girl.
And she was, like, in the hospital for, like,
three months because they couldn't find anywhere
that would take her. And she, like, fucking destroyed
the walls and, like, smeared shit on the walls.
Like, fucking broke the furniture. It was, like,
prison in there. And I always had to have, like,
she always had to have a sit. So Megan was always
scared, you know, to do the sit. damn she ended
up being there for like four months and just
fucking destroyed the entire room god i feel
like calling that autism is like it's just like
this spectrum is like a little too wide for it
to just be one thing it's like you got one guy
that blinks too much on this end of the spectrum
and then you got that girl throwing shit you
know smearing it all over the wall yeah can't
even talk you know you don't see me doing that
shit Right. It's like, I think this spectrum
is a little, it's like kind of like, I don't
know. You're fucking weird. Not you. I'm just
saying like, like, you know, me too. Like it's
like when we don't know what box to put you in.
Right. We just put you in, you know, fucking
must be autism. I didn't really even realize
I had these like neurodivergent qualities until
I was adult. I'm just joking. Do you think you
actually have autism? I think like, you know,
it's a spectrum. I like minimally have some Asperger's.
Do you think so? Maybe. I don't know. I mean,
that's what Megan says. Like, yeah. Megan says,
yeah, I think. Is Megan like a mental health
professional? Well, she went to school for psych.
All right. I mean, it doesn't make her like a
credential. Yeah, you definitely have Asperger's.
No, no, no. I'm saying that she said that about
herself. Oh, about herself? Yeah. Oh, I thought
she was diagnosing you. Well, me too. Oh, okay.
I was like, yeah, I think we both are on the
spectrum. Yeah, I mean, dude, but you know what?
Who's not on it? One. And two, like the people
who aren't on it are fucking boring. You know
what I mean? And I wasn't saying when I said
you're fucking weird, I wasn't saying you're
fucking weird. I'm saying like, I think we all
are. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying like, you know, when scientists were
trying to figure out what this is, they just
say, oh yeah, this kid, you're fucking weird.
You know what I mean? Like we're going to put
you, you're not fitting in with the rest of the
bunch. So you just, it's fucking, let's call
it something. Autism. You know, I had a hard
time with like social interactions until I was
like in my twenties. I mean, possibly. What?
What stopped it? What stopped what? The problems
with social interactions. Oh, just getting, like,
used to it. Like, working, like, in a job where
you have to talk to a lot of people. Oh, like
exposure therapy. Yeah. You know, working, like.
Dude. What's up? How are you fucking doing? I'm
taking this trip tonight. I'm exhausted, dude.
Is Tyler coming? Good to see you. I don't know.
I haven't seen anything. What's he doing? This
is the late, great Alex fucking McDonald. I know.
I'm here at Dan o 'clock and Dan's here at everyone
else o 'clock. I'm sitting in your chair. Isn't
this weird? Yeah. Tired to have to sit on the
fucking medicine ball. But right now we're talking
about autism. Oh, I'm very well versed in the
topic. And we're just talking about like, you
know, we throw the term around a lot here. And
if any of us actually have autism and Casey thinks
he does, I definitely think I do. I do. Well,
I'm technically, I'm diagnosed with ADD, which
now is no longer under what the fuck is that?
Like the DSM five or whatever the fuck that's
called is no longer recognized. They just lump
ADD into ADHD now. And they call that a firm
diagnosis, but there is a difference between
the two. That hyperactivity is a, is a thing,
but dude. I mean, I fucking hyper fixate on shit.
Like I just, I don't know. Like I can tell I
got a couple of screws loose the other day. Like
I fucking, I lost something and I can't even
remember what it was. It was something like I
didn't even need. It was a phone charger. Got
plenty more of them. No problem to be upset about
that. I tunneled and looked for this thing for
four hours. I let it fucking ruin my day. And
my, I'm, I was self aware of the fact that I
was tunneling and it didn't fucking stop me.
Like, Yeah, do that. That's not normal person
behavior. Cece has her little quirks. I'm throwing
her out there. She's probably on the spectrum
too, just in a different way. Dude, see, but
that's the thing. we can't all be on it. Like
we got to start kicking some people off because
you gotta get off the spectrum. I think it's
more where we come from that healthcare niche.
And I really think that you can draw some, like
everyone jokes about like, Oh, there's a ton
of autistic people and like EMS and like, there
is Dr. That's fucking true. Like it's there.
Yes. I don't know that whole common, the chaos
shit. That's real. It's called fucking autism.
I don't know, but you gotta be like, somewhat
autistic to be a doctor yes 100 percent um but
speaking of that so yesterday megan was like
giving a speech for uh at school and uh there's
like you know a couple people reading papers
and this one girl she said she was reading like
this paper about bisexuality and she said she
was she felt like a queer bisexual stingray And
that's what her paper was about. Wow. I was sitting
right in front of her, right in the front row,
and I was trying not to lose it the whole time.
Jesus Christ. I'm like, what? A queer bisexual
stingray? Yeah, she was, like, comparing bisexuality
to stingrays and how they, like, blend in and
shit. And she said she was queer and she was
figuring out who she was and she felt like a
bisexual stingray. Dude, it's fucking... Now,
the type of person who writes that is, like,
in my mind, and I could be completely wrong and
I am stereotyping 100 % here, but when I hear
somebody write a paper like that, I feel like
that's the type of person that claims that they're
autistic that definitely fucking isn't. That's
what that has written all over it to me. I mean,
it's okay to, I guess, figure out who you are,
but you got to end up at something other than
bisexual. I do want to say it wasn't because
of the bisexuality that I was thinking that they're
autistic. It was more the whole stingray part.
You kind of fucking lost me there. CC shipped
me over here with these things. These things
fucking suck. Do you want it? Feel free. Okay.
I was wondering why they taste like shit. Let
me look at it. I just want to see that. 8 .1
% alcohol by volume. The thing tastes like shit.
It's like a beer with double the alcohol, but
nothing to cover it with. Extra malted barley
select hops for extra gravity. I feel like I'm
drinking, honestly, the closest thing I can compare
this to would be like a Natty Daddy. I'm dead
serious. It's a Natty Daddy in a little bit shinier
packaging. Steel Reserve. It tastes fucking horrible.
It tastes awful. I will continue drinking it,
though, because I want to be buzzed. Who makes
this? Steel Reserve, I think, is the name of
them. I think High Gravity is the name of the
drink. I could be wrong, but I've gotten a cider
from these guys before that I brought to the
podcast, and me and Casey really liked it. This
is fucking horrible. I'm going to snag Casey's
vape without his consent. Interesting. What else
have I missed, though? When did you guys start?
Oh, man. Let's see. What time is it? 8 .34. We
probably got a little bit of an echo here, but
I'll have Casey fix that. I don't know. Maybe
20 minutes ago? Okay. I was going to say. I missed
the memo on you coming early. I would have tried
to make it here a little bit earlier, too. Yeah.
I've been trying to go in early. I'm exhausted,
dude. Because I was up at 3 a .m. this morning.
Gotcha. I'm like beat. Yeah, I've been staying
up until 3 o 'clock in the morning just about
every day lately. I work a noon to midnight schedule
now. It's been a while since I've been here,
to be honest. I mean, you knew that. I don't
know. My new schedule is ass. Noon to midnight.
I'll talk about why I haven't been here in a
little while. That's too depressing for on air.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, sorry. He said he's got
a depressing story he wants to tell. No, no,
that's not what I said. I don't want to tell
it. I ran into Jeff, though, Ladano. I was working
with him for 12 hours the other day. Oh, nice.
And he was like, oh, yeah, you're close with
Dan, right? He's like, has he ever told you any
of his strip club stories? Oh, no. He's like,
oh, you mean the one where he... One where he
fucking popped off. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, that
one. He's like, oh, I'm well -versed. He told
me all about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've got plenty
more, too. I love Lodano. I snag your vape, Casey.
I'm a fiend. Okay. We got a little echo here.
Oh, let me pause it. Is it my head? All right,
we're back. So why don't you want to take whole
blood instead of packed red blood cells? Let
me ask you. I kind of want Allie Mack to be here
for this. All right, I'll be back in like 10
seconds. So we'll talk about something else in
the meantime. I don't really know what though.
Not a lot going on in my head today. Not a lot
coming on your head today, Dan. No, just thinking
about it. The fucking, the Pope, right? I hope,
I hope the fucking Asian guy becomes the next
Pope because he's like the liberal guy, right?
The Filipino guy. And I think if, I think if
a conservative Pope takes over, we're basically
more fucked than we have been recently. The whole
Pope thing fucking freaks me out. I don't get
it. I don't get it. We see there's like 100 ,000
people in a square worshiping this fucking dead
guy, and we look like fucking ants. Like, you
know, when like ants hold up a fucking body,
all I can think about is like, we look like fucking
ants just worshiping this fucking dead guy. Yeah.
Yeah. It's fucking weird. Humans are pretty close
to ants actually. Yeah. You know, very similar.
Yeah. They get fucking, they get sucked in. Yeah.
Like all in the same army. But why don't you
like the whole blood? Yeah. Well, would you let
a random stranger, would you let a random stranger
come up to you? Right. Like some fucking, you
don't know, like homeless lady, whatever, come
up and spit in your fucking mouth. Just hawk
a big loogie. But they test the blood for diseases,
though. And spit in your fucking mouth. I would
if I was going to die. You let her spit in your
mouth, bro? That's disgusting. I would take blood
if I was going to die. They screen it for diseases.
Just picture a big fucking homeless lady just
working up a big fucking loogie. And hawking
it in your mouth. Now, that's bad. Now, think
of something even more intimate than that. It's
been running through every fucking cell in her
fucking brain. Right? That blood. And you get
all her plasma, all her fucking hormones, all
the drugs she's been taking on the street. Fuck
that, dude. Well, they screened for that, too.
Yeah, you can't even give blood. You hope they
screen for it. You can't even give blood if you
suck the dick in your life and you're not a female.
Really? No. No, I'm serious. This literally happened
to my friend in high school. Your friend sucked
your dick and then couldn't get pregnant? That's
crazy. If you are a male who has other homosexual
contacts in your life, you can't give blood because
the AIDS comes from AIDS and the pandemic that
was so prevalent, I guess, in gay men. So they
don't let fucking gay people. Donate blood. That's
fucking wild, dude. Most countries don't. They
might have changed it in America, but most countries
don't, I think. I mean, dude, that kind of makes
sense. No, my friend in high school was like,
I can't donate blood. I'm like, why? He's like,
I had other homosexual contact. I'm like, what?
He's like, yeah, my cousin molested me when I
was five. Damn. I don't think that counts. Yeah,
I don't think that's what they're talking about,
bro. I had a patient that I transported that
was on, I think it was just packed. I think it
was just packed cells, to be honest. But they
had the hyperthermic reaction to it. Oh, dude.
Like right as I was like pulling into the hospital
and I was just kind of like, oh, shit. Damn.
Shut the line down and everything. But it's weird.
They treat blood like it's a fucking narcotic
with us. There's so much paperwork that goes
along with it. I know, I have to do that. It's
so stupid. Because they used to have us go with
them. Well, we're going to start carrying it
just for pre -hospital use soon. That was an
inter -facility transfer, but pretty soon they're
just going to give it. I think we're getting
packed red blood cells, I think, for nature traumas,
which is pretty cool. I mean, I doubt we're going
to be using it very often. The O negative. What's
that? You have to get the O negative. Yeah, I
mean, that's what we're shooting for. You can't
really blood type in the field. No, no, you can't.
Leave it. There's some ambulances with MRI machines
now. Yeah, there's some with MRIs. Some locally
have ultrasound, too. That's crazy. I think that's
ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Just take him
to the fucking hospital. Right. That's what EMS
was like. It's like, how much more do you want
to do without a bump in pay? Right. How much
more are you willing to take on? Without getting
a fucking MRI machine in the shit. That's fucking.
I don't want an MRI. You're going to be doing
sutures and all kinds of fucking things. And
then one day you're going to realize that you're
doing all the doctor's work for him. You know,
no more extra pay. The only reason I understand
the ultrasound kind of is. Okay. What is it?
What is it? They can't make it five minutes to
the hospital. No, no. It's just just for like
assistance with placing lines. That's it. That's
all I was going to use. That's cheating. That's
cheating. Oh, my fucking God. But you do get
patients where, like, you fucking need a line
to... You need ultrasound guidance and a five
-minute trip to the hospital. And IO in the skull.
Yeah, the intracranial IO. I was watching The
Pit, that show about, like, the ER. It's, like,
in Pittsburgh. And they fucking do an intracranial
IO. Oh, that's real? Well, I don't know. Well,
a lot of the shit that goes on in The Pit is
real. I mean, it's a fucking drama, but they
did their research on all the interventions that
medical personnel do and their treatment pathways.
They put their time into it. It's not like you're
watching Chicago Fire. The shit they do makes
sense, but I can't remember the exact reason.
I fell asleep and I just woke up and I just see
somebody getting an IO in the skull. And then
I asked my partner about it. He's like, oh, no.
Yeah, that partner actually works in the ER as
a tech and he's about to start med school. And
he's like, ah, well, yeah. I mean, like a burr
hole is essentially just like an IO, but it's
like you're not going to use an IO for it. I
can't remember the justification that was why
they were using an IO. But like I can see how
like if you take a CT and you know where the
fucking bleed is and you know it's like a pronounced
fucking bleed and the intracranial pressure is
through the fucking roof and you have no time
and you have a drill right there. Why the fuck
not? I don't know if I'd want to write that try.
It's a very sterile procedure, typically. Can
you imagine being the doctor in a small yard
and fucking Trump walks in? Oh, you're saying
for a doctor to do it? Yes. Oh, okay. I thought
you meant as a medic. Oh, God, no. No, no. Yeah,
no. I'm not. No. I do. I do. Humeral heads and
tibial plateau IOs. That's all I need. You know,
they took Kennedy to the ER and tried to fucking
put his brain back in, and the doctor was like,
what the fuck did you bring in here? Jeez. They
still have pieces of his skull. Yeah. Yeah. Evidently,
that's where the bullet got lost, too. What did
I say? Was it the hospital? Oh. Yeah, I say that
there's some people saying that there was the
bullet and that they removed it and they took
it out, and then mysteriously the bullet disappeared.
So they don't know where the bullet is today?
And then a whole bunch of people are like, oh,
the bullet was made of ice, so it... And then
every like firearms expert in the world is quick
to point out that that just would not work. Yeah.
I learned how Trump declassified the JFK files
and literally just say like, it's bullshit. Like
the CIA did it or no. I mean that Lee Harvey
Oswald did it like probably. Yeah. That's all
it said. Really? Which is fucking nonsense. It's
absolutely ridiculous. That's why I said that
picture that was like Trump's major accomplishments.
And it was like declassified JFK files, which
was obviously ridiculous. ended the federal support
of paper straws, and ended production of the
penny. That's his accomplishments per Fox News.
Well, with these tariffs, we don't need to worry
about pennies anymore. Like the two most fucking
worthless things you can imagine. First hundred
days, bro. Doing pretty good. Meanwhile, the
fucking war is supposed to end on day one. And
he's like, he's like, Vladimir, stop this now.
Stop this, Vladimir. Stop this war. Yeah, that's
going to work. He's begging Vladimir. It's awful.
Dude, I think part of his plan... You know what?
Let's change the subject. I like it. No, I don't
know. Do you? Yeah, I do. Because I don't know
anything. It's fun to hear you guys talk about
politics. I think part of Trump's plan is to
twist China's arm so that... Because, okay, we
already put sanctions on Russia. It didn't do
shit. They just said, dude, we're just going
to sell oil to the Chinese. We don't give a fuck.
Didn't do shit for China either. What's that?
Didn't do shit for China either. They said, we'll
increase your tariffs to 200%. And Trump's was
like, okay. And then he backed off. Did he back
off though? Well, I mean, now we have tariffs
on China, but what were you saying before that?
Oh, I was saying that. I think what he's trying
to do is he's trying to collapse or semi -collapse
or put the pressure on China so that. They come
to the table and he can say to them, look, you
tell Vladimir Putin to cut it the fuck out because
this is his fault. Could be, yeah. Right? So
he's putting pressure on China because that's
Russia's main source of income. They just agreed
to that mineral deal with Ukraine. Who disagreed
to it? Trump agreed to it with Zelensky. Oh,
he did? Yeah. Yeah, and there's something weird
going on with why they want minerals so bad.
There's something they fucking want that they
know about that the general population doesn't.
Yeah, it's like why they want Greenland and Antarctica.
There's something like next level, some next
level shit going on with that. Greenland's pretty
simple. That's just a strategic point. It is.
It's closest to Russia. Yeah, that's why we want
it. And we want it so that nobody else can put
ICBMs and shit like that there too. It's more
just like a safety net. It's like that's why
the Cuban Missile Crisis was fucking wild is
because we freaked the fuck out that there was
nukes in Cuba. We just kind of want Greenland
because it's like right there. Yeah. Do you think
that nuclear war is even... It's fucking inevitable.
I don't even know if it's possible. It's definitely
possible. We definitely have news. It's going
to be a cyber attack. I guarantee you it's going
to be a cyber attack. Oh, it could be. Why would
we threaten nuclear warfare? If you took down,
like, I can't remember exactly where the sites
are, but there's three sites in this world, in
the country, that would absolutely cripple us.
You take away our power, like electricity. For
three days, our country will fucking collapse.
That's what just happened in Spain, yeah. Because
it's just like, if we lose self -service, people
are going to think there were nukes dropped or
shit like that. It's going to be chaos. Immediately,
trade stops because nobody can use debit or credit
cards. Nobody fucking carries cash anymore. These
stores aren't going to be open. The hospitals
will be useless. The emergency services won't
have any power to run their stations or anything.
I won't be going into work. I'm not showing up.
It's just going to be, it cripples us. Are you
going to, are you going to go into work during
the nuclear war and like try to be a hero? Absolutely
the fuck not. I'm getting the fuck out to fucking
the Adirondacks. No, I'm going to be, I'm going
to be in the camp that I have set up where me
and CC just bought two Berkey water filters.
Oh, nice. I'm going to be joining you. They filter
everything out of the water, like everything.
Before you ask, yes, the fluoride, the fluoride.
You can literally put like fucking lake, like
dirty ass brown lake water. into this thing and
it will piss out clear crystal clean potable
water wow with no diseases or anything how many
gallons does it do before it um the one we have
i think is like the mid -tier they're they're
expensive too they're like three four hundred
bucks cc got one for not free she spent like
20 bucks got it on facebook marketplace and we
just ordered new filters and the filters are
like 100 bucks pop um i'd say in tier it's probably
about like two three gallons but it's gravity
based so like you have like a top tank and a
bottom tank i'd say it's probably two and a half
gallons if i had to estimate it takes a while
to to sift through but it literally turns all
your water into potable drinking water it's just
like an incredible fucking device so we have
that um the next thing i want to get set up is
a nice fucking garden that i'll tend a couple
times a week out there just so it's like actually
like a self -sustained property that you just
if shit hits the fan you gotta live on vegetables
what's that you're gonna live on vegetables well
i mean i plan on putting some like other shit
there it's more just however much time i have
before everything falls apart yeah that's a good
idea water is the obvious starting point because
you need water way more than you fucking need
food but um you can get water easily that's that's
smart um and it's just i I have it memorized
where from just about anywhere in this area,
I know how to get there without like GPS or like
technology. Like if you told me right now that
I had to make it to this place, I think I could
probably make it there. Oh, sweet. What's the
address? Oh, no. No, I'm not fucking telling
anybody about this. No, you're good. It's my
brother, my dad, and my brother, my dad, my mom,
and Cece know about it. That's it. But me and
Cece are just kind of... At first, Cece thought
I was a fucking lunatic setting shit up here,
but it's... Everybody's going to come there and
try to, like, take advantage of you. No. People...
There's so many people that, like, do some of
this prepping stuff. Out of my coworkers, just
on my shift alone, which consists of, like, eight
people total, four people, myself included, I've
already been, like, taking steps just to prep
for shit. Oh, those are EMTs. It's not really,
like... super expensive to do like you just need
to make yourself self -sustainable like those
little straws that you can get to that filters
everything out like those things are fucking
huge those are those are sick where like you
could literally just dip one end of your fucking
straw into like just crappy like obviously you're
gonna want running water because it's cleaner
but like it can carry all these different diseases
and it can get you sick and there's so many different
pathogens that could be present in it but like
This water filters are the super easy way. Rainwater
collection. That's another really fucking easy
way to hit it. That's cheap. You can do that
shit on your own. Really? All you really need
is basic primitive survival skills. And like,
you'll be able to, you know, humans live for
thousands of years without all this modern shit.
But it's not just survival skills though, too,
because you got to realize that that like the
place that. I have set up is very, very remote.
There's not like really another property around
it for, I'd say probably like two miles. Like
it's, it's pretty fucking out there in the boonies.
Um, it's next to a lock, but it's next to a,
a lake, not lake. It's more of a pond. It's a
large pond, but, um, this pond is stocked with
fish every year. Um, obviously that's. You never
know if the ecosystem is going to thrive. It
gets stocked every year by somebody who owns
the generalized property that's there. But you
never know. Maybe that ecosystem will continue
to thrive after shit hits the fan. We got to
get that bus up and running so we can just take
off during the apocalypse. Dude, what I want
to do with the bus is I want to bury it. And
so the hatch in the top would be the entrance.
So you just pop down in it and you got a full
kitchen, a fucking shitter. That's like one of
the most cost effective ways that people prep.
Really? They do that or they use like shipping
cargo containers. You can buy those for like,
I mean, nothing's cheap, but like reasonably
cheap in terms of a space that you can bury that
will be structurally sound. That's good. Right.
Wouldn't it be beneficial to have a truck that's...
able to be moved so that you can go to locations
where there's no nuclear fallout. Yeah, but in
three, four months, gasoline, it's just going
to go bad. All the water will be evaporating
out of gasoline for the most part, and fuel goes
bad after a handful of months. If you have a
car that's sitting in a garage for years and
years, it will probably start, but you're going
to run into engine problems because of all the
lack of... water that's in it due to evaporation
stuff like fuel goes bad very quickly if like
if society were to collapse right now within
a year and honestly within a couple of weeks
you're not going to want to be in a car because
cars they're fucking loud the whole world's going
to get really quiet really fucking quick and
you're gonna hear cars and when people hear cars
they're gonna want to check what the fuck's going
on because they're gonna say holy shit these
people have a car they probably have fucking
food. And if they're hungry enough, they're going
to be like, that's a person. I can fucking eat
them. Yeah. It's going to be a free for all,
but yeah, but no, it's, it's a more like it.
I realistically, I just, I, my, the whole reason
I think it's going to be a cyber attack is if
we have these weapons of mass destruction, why
the fuck would we use them? Like you're destroying.
If, if Russia's to nuke the U S. that fallout
is going to fuck the whole world. Right. That's
why I don't even know if it's possible. I don't
know if anybody would have the balls to fucking
do it. No, I mean, Putin's unstable and so is
Trump. So, I mean, like I could, if somebody
is going to do it, it's going to be either us
or them. But realistically, I don't think any
other world. And I don't, I want to preface that.
I don't think Trump or Putin would do it. But
if anyone in recent history would do it, it would
be one of those two. Yeah. I don't fucking know.
Weapons of mass destruction. It's all about mad.
It's just a mutually assured destruction. Right.
Just scaring one another. But ultimately, the
end goal would be nuclear deterrence of just
like decommissioning all the. Weapons of mass
destruction, but I don't believe that that's
ever going to happen. The recent news, which
I wanted to talk about, I cannot remember which
chip manufacturer it is. I think I sent it to
the group chat, though, earlier this week. They're
just trying to figure out, they're bumping out
some kinks with this chip. I can't remember what
fucking company it is. Was it the Chinese company?
I don't believe so. Oh, okay. But it's a microchip
that... I can't remember exactly why it's different,
but it's ridiculously, literally one chip that
could fit like on the surface of your thumb would
be equal to essentially the computing power of
every computer we have in the world right now.
Wow. It's ridiculous. I can't remember exactly
why. It's just this new way. It's essentially
this like primitive, primitive nanotechnology
that we're figuring out how to use, that AI helped
create. the only thing is is that because of
how much computing power takes place in such
that in such of a small area it generates an
extreme amount of heat so at this point we haven't
been able to get it to work but in theory it
should be able to so now they're actually dumping
all whatever fuck i can't remember i can't believe
i don't remember what company it is but now they're
manufacturing um a freezer to contain it which
this freezer is like like within like point zero
zero zero zero zero one percent closeness of
absolute zero like very very cold cold it's it's
at this point which is pretty cool the freezer
that they have working right now is the coldest
spot in the known universe because what is it
zero kelvin yeah they're absolute zero as we
call it there's no atomic movement but the problem
Am I using your headphones, dude? No, you're
fine. These just don't stretch all the way, so
I'm not using them. Did you realize that your
left one doesn't work? No. I'm joking. Fucking
got him. Wait, let me get in on that. If they
can work this out... Sorry. Go ahead. If they
can work the kinks out with this microchip, I
believe that that's what's going to cause the
technological singularity. What just happened?
I put my feet up on this chair and it tipped
the table. But essentially that's going to be
where we have a microchip that is going to be
able to create a... stronger ai and also nanotechnology
which will increase our own cognition which when
we increase our own cognition we'll then be able
to develop a more sophisticated ai that will
develop more sophisticated nanotechnology and
you enter this reciprocal loop where you just
essentially become infinitely intelligent practically
overnight but that's the problem you think it's
you think it's we they're going to be able to
it's not going to be we it's not going to be
we that is extreme optimism there but with this
with this like i said it's extreme optimism this
shit probably already exists i'll be completely
honest but it doesn't exist in the capacity that
we think it does and its full its full potential
is not going to be realized until it's made widely
available but it's just when we reach the singularity
every problem that we think we have right now
will no longer exist Like completely nuclear
warfare, global conflict, all this stuff. We
have no fucking idea. And it's honestly kind
of ignorant to even guess as to what our problems
will be after the technological singularity,
because we will be. Again, I use we lightly.
Yeah. It's just like the life that we will be
living after the singularity. Is incomprehensible.
It's going to reverse aging practically overnight.
It's going to cure every known disease known
to man. And we'll be able to develop crazy technology.
If faster than light travel is possible, we will
fucking make it. Dude, we're going to be able
to fucking download our memories onto a hard
drive. We might be able to transcend into the
fifth dimension. I saw something recently that
was like, we're going to be able to put people
in prison for 100 years in a matter of minutes.
And just have them wake up and feel like they've
been in prison. Like a Black Mirror episode.
I don't think that that's going to happen just
because of the psychological effects that that
will have afterwards. Oh, it's completely unethical.
I wouldn't even argue unethical. I think that
if you put somebody into a mental hellscape for
100 years, they're going to come back with a
deep harbored resentment. towards everything
no they're gonna come back fucking mind blank
and fucking schizophrenic or they act like they
are because they have some serious pressure ulcers
no because it's only their their body really
um in real time it's only been a few minutes
but just in their mind it feels like 100 oh it's
in their mind yeah because time time's all relative
but oh that's fucked up yeah no there's like
a few black mirror episodes about that where
uh the guy's like the guy clones this woman and
she's like, okay, I cloned you. So now you can
be your own slave. Um, and they're trying to
get her to like do tasks, like make toast for
the woman. And she's like, no, I'm not going
to do that. And he's like, okay, have a 1000
years in solitary confinement. And she's like,
I'll do anything. Dude, that, that's crazy. I
thought you were saying that, that it's actually
a hundred years, but it feels like an instant.
But it feels like a hundred years. It feels like
a hundred years. And it's actually an instant.
That's fucking crazy. Which one's worse? I'd
say definitely solitary confinement. Well, no,
think about like if everything goes by in an
instant. Yeah. Right? A hundred years goes by
in an instant. You come out of it and like your
fucking family's dead. You missed everything.
I know you come out of it. But they'll just be
really fucking old. Yeah, but aging won't exist
after the singularity. That's like going to be
pretty much the first thing to go because you're
going to have all these little, for lack of a
better term, I'm not trying to sound too sci
-fi, but it is what we theorize is going to happen
is nanobots all throughout your system that will
be able to repair. neurons as they die like that's
gonna cure your dementia right there um it will
be able to stop cancerous cell replication you
just nuked cancer out of the way any cell in
your body that just dies of natural old age it
will be able to replicate on its own and it's
just All that, it's actually, it's quite simple.
It's just we don't have the technology to do
it. We know how it could be possible. We could
get to a point where we could grow our own bodies.
Say our bodies were damaged, we could grow a
new clone of ourselves in the DNA in a lab and
just inject our memories into the new body and
just keep living forever. Well, that's where
we still don't really know because we don't know
what makes consciousness. We don't know that
if you were to... literally make a one -to -one
replication of my brain would i then have two
consciousness yeah you'd have two of the exact
same brain or would it be somebody who just has
all my fucking memories it'd be like you're twins
so yeah but that's that's the thing is because
then the other thing is like oh we can always
just upgrade upload our our brains to uh to a
computer Just because you're uploading your brain
and all of its neurons and all that stuff to
a computer doesn't necessarily mean that you're
uploading your consciousness. You're still creating
a separate instance. You're cutting and pasting
rather than just moving a file, if that makes
sense. Like you're uploading your memories, but
you're not necessarily moving your consciousness
into... the cyberspace but we don't understand
what makes what truly makes a consciousness yet
so there's nothing saying that we won't get to
a point where we technically technically technologically
advanced enough to the point where we won't understand
that we just have no fucking idea what it is
yet Like, I don't know. I've been going down
like a crazy rabbit hole with just reading into
the universe and stuff like that more so than
I ever did before. And I've been back and I've
been pumping the brakes a little bit because
I just can't. It boggles my mind just how primitive
we are in terms of. I know I got too high the
other day and I was like, we are insignificant.
It's not. I wouldn't say insignificant. So that's
that's what was making me freak out for a long
time. We are not insignificant. You wake up.
every morning and you live the same life and
you see the same faces and you create these amazing
bonds with the friends around us and shit like
that. That's, that's not insignificant. How is
that any, how is that any, how are we any more
significant than an ant is? How are we any more
significant than a fucking all knowing alien
that comes to our planet? And fucking vaporizes
us. How are we any less significant than them?
Significance is in the eye of the beholder. I
don't necessarily believe that. Everybody lives
a life and ultimately we're all going to end
up dying. Even in that world of reverse aging,
reverse cure all ailments and all that stuff.
Everybody's going to die at some point. If time
goes on forever, we're going to die eventually.
It's significant to you because it's your life.
But it's all we got, though. It's all we got.
So I think that you can lead yourself down a
very depressing mindset of saying, like, we're
insignificant. We're all just little ants. We're
less than microscopic. And that can be a scary
thought. And while it is true, not insignificant.
I wouldn't say that. We're here for a reason.
I'm agnostic, but I tend to believe in a higher
power because what the fuck are we doing here,
man? I don't know. Like, what the fuck are we
doing here? You're telling me all this shit's
going on for no reason? Like, no. No, there's
got to be some reason. You think that's not possible?
I'm not saying that it's impossible. It's just
a gut hunch. My gut tells me that, like, there's
got to be a point. I think that I want it to
be true, right? But that doesn't make it true.
Like, there's still a possibility that it is
all for nothing. But why? If there's no reason.
Then why? I think it's obvious what the reasons
are. Tell me, Dan. You're here to learn lessons.
That I agree with. You're here to learn sacrifice.
You're here to learn loss. You're here to learn
love. You're here to learn what it's like to
be in a physical body. How are you going to protect
the physical realm when you leave this realm
if you've never understood what it's like to
have a physical body? Yeah. I think we go on
to become protectors of the universe. But in
order to get to that state, we have to have lived
in a physical body and felt emotion. People that
took care of us as children, we have to watch
them grow old and die. It's just people who gave
selflessly to us. And then the cycle repeats
with us where we go on and die. And we have to
selflessly raise a child. And I think we have
to learn those lessons. That makes sense. That's
what I think we're here for. I think that's what
it's all about. So stop me if I've told this
on the pod before. Truly. Because I feel like
we repeat ourselves far too much on this podcast.
No, but he's out there listening. What's that?
I don't think I have covered this in the podcast,
though, before. One theory that I've been kind
of going down, and there's no scientific basis
for this at all. This is solely just a spiritualistic
theory of the meaning of life. It's theorized
that there could perhaps be a finite gene pool.
Not gene pool, soul pool. That's a better word
for it. Like just a big pool of consciousnesses
that exists in some plane of existence that's
not our universe. That when you die, your soul
is returned to this pool. But there is a finite
amount. So whether or not it doesn't really matter
if these souls inhabit just humans or if it's
all living organisms is irrelevant. But essentially,
if there's enough people... or living organisms,
however you want to look at it, alive at the
same time, you're eventually going to run into
a problem where all the souls have been taken,
and they're in service. And they're just like
NPCs. Yes. All the other ones. Yes. Have I told
this? No, it just makes sense. If you think about
NPCs in games, they don't have fucking souls.
They're just going through the motions. But,
but... I think that those people do have a purpose,
though. Those people are here if this is all
true. And again, no scientific basis on this
whatsoever. This isn't something that I just
read this on some philosophical book I've been
reading, I think. But here's philosophy. How
do you know I'm not an NPC and I don't actually
have the consciousness and I'm just saying things?
How do you know that I'm not? I don't. The only
thing that I know is that I'm living my life
and I have no way to even prove that you're living
yours. Exactly. Which is crazy to me. Which...
Let me finish this thought first. But essentially,
those NPCs, those people who were born in a time
where there is no souls available in that soul
pool, those are the people who are going to be
brought into your life. Not necessarily saying
that they're just bad people or just good people,
but those are people that are going to be brought
into your existence or at least encounter other
people within their existences to show challenges
to them. of how they handle different scenarios
to see if they're a good or a bad person so if
you do believe in this like ultimate judgment
at the end of your life whether or not it's a
heaven or a hell or just whether reaching enlightenment
or some shit like that regardless but essentially
it's you can have these npcs in your life that
the way you react with them the way you interact
with them the way that you handle the social
dynamics of them they could be people that fucking
hate you for no reason like there's i think we
all have a couple people in our life that we've
just met that it couldn't stand us and have just
been against us off the get -go for no fucking
seeming reason. And then there's also been those
people who really fucking want to be your friend
or whatever, and you just don't like spending
time with them or something. It's the ways you
handle those scenarios that could help with that
judgment, because ultimately... There's a theory
like that where people that you know are reincarnated
to be other people that you know. you know, you're
like your mother in this past life, maybe like
your friend in another life. And so you like
know all the same souls all the time. Yeah. It
could just be like a, it could be a show like
Black Mirror where you have like the same cast
members a lot of the time, but they're playing
wildly different roles. We're all just SNL skits.
Right. Now you were saying that we're going to
cure aging, right? Oh yeah, that's possible actually.
I'm going to, I'm going to say that, I'm going
to say that's a bad thing. I think it is, too.
I don't want to live forever. And it's not just
the argument of whether or not you want to live
forever. Eventually, the sun's going to explode.
Well, it's not just about living forever. So
humans die so that the species can evolve. Yeah,
life loses meaning, too, if you have an infinite
lifespan, essentially. Right. There's no risk.
And eventually, old people kind of want to go.
They get to the point where they're like, I've
seen enough of this bullshit. Do you mind if
I get a little hit of that? I'm a fucking fiend.
I hate my life. I'm listening. I'm sorry, Dan.
The thing is, you can't have a thousand -year
-old guy impregnating 20 -year -old women. Females
select. We really don't have a choice. you know,
some of the balls in our car. I'm really tired
and I'm trying to explain. I get what you're
saying. So it's sexual selection, right? Yeah.
And, you know, the best of that set, right, goes
on to make, the best of that pair goes on to
make a child, right? And then it happens over
and over and over. Do you really think that's
the way it's working right now though? No, I'm
derailing it because, I don't know, we live in
a weird day and age where you can have somebody
who is fucking, brings no, desirable traits to
the table but you'll find some other female who
has no desirable traits there but we live in
a world where they can continue to procreate
it's availability yes even if it's like even
if the bar is down here like way down here it's
still happening right at some level right and
if you think I agree with that if it's not mental
it's physical right so like impotence is really
part of sexual selection you know Like if you
can't get it up, it's like saying nature kind
of being like, hey, like something's physically
wrong here, right? The physical things necessary
for procreation aren't there, right? And that's
on both ends, you know what I mean? Women and
men. So there's like the thing, what was I getting
off? The aging, right? So you can't have a 1
,000 -year -old guy impregnating a 20 -year -old
girl. Because the whole point is you want the
genes to evolve. You want the best of the best
to procreate, and you want that to happen over
and over and over and over. If somebody lives
forever, their genes aren't changing, and they're
just impregnating the younger generations and
spreading their old seed, right? For a thousand
years. Imagine if Donald Trump lived forever.
Right. So here's where I don't disagree with
you. I believe you're correct. The way you said
that sounds a lot like you're about to fucking
disagree with me. No, but I'm going to tell you
the take that somebody who believes that this
technological singularity would be the best is
the technology is going to be able to alter the
genes. We're essentially going to be replacing
evolution with technological evolution. So in
a way, that can modify your DNA. It can give
you all those desirable traits on essentially
the flip of a switch. It can change every cell
in your body. And again, impotence. Oh, no, I
can't get my dick hard. All right, well, a couple
fucking nanobots just fixed some shit down there,
and now my cock is not only working, but it's
40 feet long if I want it to. Like, that's the
shit that is theoretically possible with this.
So that's the devil's advocate. take on it again
i believe you're correct i share your sentiment
i think evolution has a place there's a fucking
reason it's there and i don't think that fucking
nanobots should replace it but that's the argument
that somebody who believes that the technological
singularity is beneficial for society would say.
So humans are just going to be these shape -shifting.
It was a five foot six white male go around the
corner. He turned into a six foot four black
male. Just shape -shifting. But again, that ties
back into what I'm saying, where the set of problems
we're going to be dealing with once the singularity
happens, if it happens, are going to be unfathomable.
Because at the same time, It's not going to be
like the cops are chasing this shapeshifter.
They're also going to be so fucking sophisticated
and smart that they may be able to have developed
a technology that will be able to track those
people anyways. So it's, it's just, you can't
even really comprehend the set of problems that
we'll be facing because we don't know what the
technology is going to be capable of. But all
I can say is that it's fucking terrifying and
I hope it doesn't happen because. What the fuck
is going to happen. If this shit happens. That
power is insane. Like in fucking sane. Because.
I think it's going to be like we're able to cure
aging, and then you have to pay a subscription
fee every month in order to stay alive. Yeah,
you've been watching too much Black Beauty, Casey.
I know that episode. And then people are just
going to be like, this shit sucks. Just kill
me. I will be completely honest. I was at work.
That episode made me cry. Wow. That made me cry.
That's the first. show or movie or I didn't even
get past I didn't even get to the next episode
because like I don't want to watch this show
that's the same I was the same thing I watched
that episode and the ending was so fucking heart
-wrenching to it I just and I know that like
it hit me at a tough time with everything I'm
going through with my girlfriend right now yeah
and like trying to find treatments that are like
working and shit that episode hit me especially
hard but like I was off for the rest of the day
after watching that episode. That made me so
ridiculously uncomfortable. You know that other
episode where the ginger guy from Harry Potter
is in it? There's like the VR thing, right? Yeah,
the AI thing. It's been a long time since I watched
it, but isn't he like in a horror game or some
shit? Oh no, that's the other one where the guy,
her boyfriend dies and he comes back to life
as like an AI, but he's like not the same. And
she's like, stop acting like a robot. I think
I have seen that. Black Mirror is a really interesting
show because it shows you like the dystopian
outlook on what these various aspects of like
the infancy of the technological singularity
could bring. Because that's essentially what
Black Mirror is. It's technology advancing to
a point that it could really fucking control
our lives way worse than it does now. I think
it already has. Like our great grandparents,
if they saw our lives, they would think they
were watching a fucking Black Mirror episode.
Because our life is fucking dystopian compared
to what they have. We spend multiple hours every
day staring at fucking screens. And really all
of our neurotransmitters are just... fucking
just link to a screen yeah fucking little box
that's in our fucking pockets of like oh i like
and i know it doesn't really apply to any of
us but most people fall into this loop of like
oh if like they they base like how good they
feel about themselves based off how people interact
with them with words they see on a screen on
a social media platform. That's fucking scary.
That's really fucking scary, but that's true
for most people. That's why you're more off the
grid, which is good. I think we all are to a
certain extent. I mean, we're on the grid in
some ways, but we're off the grid. I don't pay
any attention to social media at all. I use it
for memes. I don't give a fuck. I haven't updated
my profile picture since the 4th of July last
year, and that's because I was pressured to.
I can tell you right now, I wasn't stalking my
likes to see what was going on, but I don't know.
It's weird. I think more people than you think
fall into it. Dan, I know you want to go to sleep.
Oh, yeah, I'm exhausted. You got time for a Jeopardy?
Oh, man, a Jeopardy. What do you think? You got
it in you, Ellie Mac? You want to do it? I think
you're going to win. I don't. Dude, I'm exhausted.
Dan is fucking. Hit that smelling salt. No, I
can't. Hit that smelling salt. Where's that?
Where's that boy? It's not right if Tyler's not
here. Dude, fucking. I think maybe you should
turn the Jeopardy into who wants to be a millionaire.
Where'd the smelling salts go? I actually don't
have. We could do who wants to be a millionaire
with me and Dan working together. Dude, I'm.
I don't have questions, though. All right, you
know what? Let's fucking do it. Yeah. I would
do Who Wants to Build a Daylight. I don't have
any questions written. That's fine. We can have
Chad GPT write them. Hit that shit. Hit that
shit. I can't be the only one. Fuck. I use that
shit for everything. Fuck. We're just gonna have
fun. Oh, shit. I'm crying. I'm crying again.
I almost threw up. Thank you, fucking Steel Reserve.
Fucking shittiest beer I've had in my life. Welcome
back to Jeopardy. I'm here with your 13 -time
winner, Dan. The Vitamin Dan. The Sace. Six -time
winner, Allie Mack. The Sace. Dude, this is a
win -win. Either way, it's a win we get and Tyler
doesn't. That's true. It's true. I gotta capitalize.
What can I tell you? I gotta capitalize with
Dan being tired right now. Alright. Here, just
to make this even, I'm gonna fucking drill the
rest of this thing so I'm inebriated too. Three
categories today. You got... Grease is the word.
Alright, well, you got that one. Opposites attract.
Porn spoofs. The dark side of the moon. When
life gives you lemons, Florida man, and party
in the USA. I think Tyler won last time. I'll
go first. Dan goes first. Doesn't matter. When
life gives you lemons. Life gives you lemons
for $200. This carbonated lemon -lime drink shares
the same magical fairy. I don't think this is
on. I mean, I know he got it. I didn't buzz in.
Alright, so Dan's going to win this because he
buzzed in remarkably quick. Same category. Let
me make this thing work first before we keep
going. Is yours working? We're not getting a
readout on this thing. You know how we turn this
thing on? Don't you hold it? Hold it. I'm holding
it. Alright, fuck it. We're doing it. It's just
trust system for this episode. Dan's falling
asleep, so. Alright, 400. 400. Yeah, you can
wager up to 1 ,000. I'll wager 1 ,000. Oh, shit.
Fuck me. You might call this object a lemon if
it has many mechanical issues a car Yeah, you
got a thousand That's a daily double. Yeah. Are
you fucking kidding? I feel like Tyler is here
same category 600 pen name of the author of a
series of unfortunate events Pen name pen name
like the one who wrote it. Yeah Lemony Snicket.
Correct. Wait, that's the... Lemony Snicket's...
That's his pen name. That's... I thought that's
a character in the fucking... It is. It's also
the author's name. The pen name with the author.
That's the author's name, too? Yep. I'm gonna
fucking jump off a bridge. I was gonna buzz in
with that. I thought for sure that wasn't the
author's name. Fuck me. Fuck! Dan's pick. Same
category. 800. Lemons get their sour flavor due
to a high amount of this kind of acid. What is
citric acid? Yes. Hell yeah. Keep it going. One
thousand. In addition to its use in cooking,
the substance can be used as invisible ink. What
is lemon juice? Yes. I mean, I figured. What
else is it going to be? It's a fucking lemon
category. And you got grease is the word. Opposites
attract. Support spoofs. Dark Side of the Moon,
Florida Men, and Party in the USA. Let's do Greece.
Greece for $200. This is the country's capital.
What is Athens? That's correct. How the fuck
am I going to get that? So this was the Dan fucking
layup category going into the episode for sure.
I don't know. You've been listening to Dark Side
of the Moon a lot lately, haven't you? I mean,
I have been. Not enough where I'd be confident
getting questions correct. All right, Dan's back.
Same category. 400. Two colors that make up the
Greek flag. Blue and white. Oh, damn. The layup
category. Yeah, he fucking gave... No, I could
have got that one because he gave me the little
flag patch. That's still in my car. Same category
for 600. The Parthenon, a temple dedicated to
Athena, stands atop this famous hill in Athens.
What is the Acropolis? Are you fucking kidding
me? Yes. Can we quit? Is there a mercy rule?
There's not. I'm going for the negative one.
It's not your category, though. Dan, same category?
Same category. 800. This philosopher who taught
Alexander the Great was a student of Plato and
wrote on topics ranging from ethics to biology.
What is... Oh, my God. No. No. No. Hold on. Student
of Plato. taught Alexander the Great. We're on
topics ranging from ethics to biology. Just let
him take it. Let him steal it, and I'm going
to jump off a bridge when he gets it right. Who
is Socrates? Oh, no. Who is Hippocrates? Hippocrates?
Yeah. No. Keep going. Oh, fuck. Anyone else?
Hold on. Wait, let him keep going. Let him cook.
No, that's it. That's all I got. Aristotle. I
did know that. I took a fucking philosophy course.
How much did I lose on that? 2 ,000. Yeah. Damn.
Yeah. And so what are we at here? Dan's got 2
,400. Max got 800. Great. Dan's pick. Same category.
1 ,000. 2 ,400, Dan. I'll wager law. True daily
double. The Greek god of the sea. Oh, my God.
Come on. Come on. Come on, Dan. Of the sea? Of
the sea. Oh, fuck. Can I steal it? Is it? What
is Zeus? No. Who is Zeus? No. Fuck. I decided.
Fuck. I decided. Oh, well. Yeah. We're back,
baby. I think Dan intentionally got that one.
No, I didn't. I didn't know who it was. And you
got Opposites Attract, Porn Spoofs, Dark Side
of the Moon, Florida Men, and Party in the USA.
You look irritated. No, I'm just exhausted. Let's
do fucking Florida Man. Florida Man for $200.
This painter and TV personality was born in Daytona
Beach in 1942. Who is Bob Ross? Yes. Fuck, bro.
That was a total shot in the dark. I just saw
the afro. Keep it going. $400. This Jacksonville
frontman frequently searches for things to break.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's his fucking name?
Wait, say it again. Should have been here, Tyler.
Say it again. What can I say? Say the question
again. This Jacksonville front man frequently
searches for things to break. Keep it going for
a minute. Keep it going for a minute. God, my
fucking partner's boyfriend. When is this dude
for fucking Halloween? Your partner's boyfriend?
What? One of my partners at work, her boyfriend,
was this guy. Was Fred Durst? That's correct.
Oh, shit. Damn. Fucking Christ. Limp Bizkit.
Break shit. Break shit. Keep it going. 600. This
South Florida rapper was released from prison
in 2021 after being pardoned by Donald Trump.
Oh, my God. Who's Kodak Black? Lil Uzi Vert is
popping in my head and I'm like, that's not it.
You know I always talk about that. I know. That's
why I would have got it. Dance pick. Same category.
800. This governor and former presidential candidate
was first governor to be born without a backbone.
Nope. Wait, wait, wait. This governor and former
presidential candidate. Who's the first governor
to be born without a backbone? You could say
he's spineless. Wait, hold on a sec. Say it one
more time. Who's governor and former presidential
candidate was the first governor to be born without
a backbone? This is all you, Dan. I don't fucking
know. Who's Jeb Bush? No. If you got that, that
would be crazy. That was a joke. It was Ron DeSantis.
Oh, he didn't have a backbone? Yeah, because
he's mindless. Oh, okay. I was politically motivated.
That's kind of a bullshit question. What are
we at here with the points? I won't take points
away from Dan. Dan's got 600. Allie Mac's got
1400. Damn. Dan's pick. Same category. Thousand.
Contrary to the name of their most popular song,
this rock band originated in Jacksonville, Florida.
Say the question again. Who is Boston? Nah. Contrary
to the name of their most popular song, this
rock band originated in Jacksonville, Florida.
Oh, their most popular song. You fucking idiot,
Aliak. Wasn't again. Fucking Christ. I don't
fucking know. Oh. Most famous song. Wait. Despite
the name. Yeah. They're from where? Jacksonville,
Florida. What is it? Weezer? No. Fuck. No? No?
Fuck me. Yeah, just get the song to play, Sally
Mac. You fucking idiot. Why are you buzzing in,
you fucking... No one? That'd be Leonard Skinner,
Sweet Home Alabama. Huh. I'm... Devastated. What's
the scores now? Dan's got 600. Ellie Mac's got
negative 600. Fuck me, dude. Everything's gone.
I got like seven questions and I'm fucked now.
Fucking idiot. Ellie Mac, you got opposites attract,
porn spoofs, dark side of the moon, party in
the USA. Opposites attract. 200. California MLB
team and a New Jersey NHL team that might be
rivals. Say that again. A California MLB team
and a New Jersey NHL team that might be rivals.
That might be rivals? Yeah. Say it again. A California
MLB team and a New Jersey NHL team. Oh, the Angels
and the Devils. Yes. Oh, it was two different
team names. Yes. I was trying to think. I'm like
Dodgers, Angels. Who the fuck's in New York?
I fucking hate my life. if I knew that one. Same
category. 400. A brand of heavy machinery meets
Elon's favorite meme coin. What is a dog and
a cat? Dogecat. Correct. This category is whack,
dude. This is so fucking stupid. Why do I even
show up here? Out of the back, it's still in
it. Same category. 600. This non -polar hydrocarbon
doesn't mix well with dihydrogen monoxide. Say
it again. This non -polar hydrocarbon doesn't
mix well with dihydrogen monoxide. So... This
fucking... Say it one more time. This non -polar
hydrocarbon doesn't mix well with dihydrogen
monoxide. What is fire and water? No. What is
oil? Oh, yes. Oh, hydrocarbon. I was just thinking
the opposite. I knew the water one. I didn't
know the other one. All right. Fucking same category.
Just get this one out of the way, please. 800.
This Kid Cudi song is good no matter what time.
What is day and night? Yeah. Damn. Allie Mack
in the lead again. How? Whatever. Is that it
for that category? No, 1 ,000. All right, send
it. Michael Jackson said, it didn't matter what
race you are, you can still enjoy this. Even
if you're black and white. Black and white. Wait,
finish the question. I'm just interested to see
where that was going. So it didn't matter what
race you are, you can still enjoy this 1991 hit.
Oh, I didn't know that was a song name. I was
going to guess black and white because he was
both, but. Oh, yeah. Dan, you got. Fuck. Porn
spoofs, Dark Side of the Moon, Party in the USA.
Porn spoofs. Porn spoofs. This one's going to
be a toss -up. For $200, this porno series includes
episode four, A New Hole. Wait, it's the name
of the spoof? Of the porno, yeah. Wait, wait,
wait. This porno series includes episode four,
A New Hole. That is Star Horse. Fuck! Fuck, that's
smart. That's smart as shit. That's fucking,
that's clever. That's clever. We all knew it
was Star Wars. That's really it. I was fixating
on the star. I figured that was the one that
would have been different. Fuck, idiot. Dan's
pick. Same category. 400. This Anne Rice pornity
might have been filmed in rural Pennsylvania
with a bloodsucker. I don't know. No idea. You
guys aren't going to get this. I bet you Tyler
would have been Johnny on the spot. Intercourse
with the vampire. That wasn't even that good.
Casey thought that was funny. I don't get it.
You don't interview with the vampire? No, I don't
know. I've never heard of it. Dan's big. Same
category. 600. JK Rowling might not appreciate
this play on a Harry Potter prequel about magical
creatures. Say it again. J .K. Rowling would
not appreciate this play on a Harry Potter prequel
about magical creatures. I know what the source
material is. I just don't know what puns being
applied to the name of it. What is the source?
I don't want to say it. Then he'll get something.
He'll connect the dots on it better than I can.
Come on. No. Say it. No. How about you say it?
And then if I get it, we split the points. Then
that doesn't benefit us. That's right. That's
true. It would be no different. Hold on. Hold
on. Go through some Harry Potter books. It's
a prequel, though. Does Dan know? I only know
the first two words of the prequel thing. Let's
just say Dan is out of this question. What is
the name of the prequel? It's Mythical Beasts
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There's something
that comes after that that I can't remember what.
Close. Mythical Creatures. Something like that.
Mystical Beasts? I don't fucking know. Are we
just going to time it out? Fantastic breasts
and where to find them. Fucking stupid. I fucking
hate this category. Same category. 800. Tom Hanks
tries to groom Matt Damon. What is shaving Ryan's
privates? How the fuck did you get it that quick?
Have you seen the source material? It's an old
joke. There's some comedian back in like the
2000s. He tries to groom Matt Damon in a spicy
World War II parody. I knew that was going to
be one. Wait, what was it? Shaving Ryan's privates.
What the fuck? That's wild. I instantly knew
it was Saving Private Ryan. I didn't know where
the fuck it was going from there. Shaving Ryan?
Are you fucking serious? That was 1 ,000? No,
that was 800. Yeah, it's fake. Same category.
1 ,000. I'll be back, said Arnold, when he realized
he was a cyborg and didn't have any bodily fluids.
What is Sperminator? Holy shit. All right, I
like the category. That one's funny. I'm back.
You got Dark Side of the Moon and Party in the
USA. Party in the USA. 200. Many celebrated in
Europe and America on May 8th, 1945 after Germany
surrendered on the day known as this. What is
V -Day? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. What is what day?
V -Day. Victory Day. Oh. Okay. Fair enough. Onward.
I'll allow it. Same category? Yeah, keep it going.
New Orleans famous Mardi Gras celebration is
known for parades, beads, and popular alcoholic
drinks made with rum, passion fruit, and lime.
The name of the alcoholic drink. Wait, say that
again. New Orleans famous Mardi Gras celebration.
It's known for parades, beads, and this popular
alcoholic drink made with rum, passion fruit,
and lime. Nope. The Hurricane. I was going to
say Bourbon Street, but the question didn't go
the way I thought it was. Same category? Yeah.
Wait, whose pick is it? It's mine, but keep it
going. Mike's got 2 ,000. Dan's got 2 ,600. Fuck.
True Daily Double it, you pussy. Fuck it. Fuck
it. I'll do it. Win this game, you pussy. I'll
do it. I'll do it. I'll go all in. I'm not going
to get it. I'm not going to get it. True Daily
Double. The largest pride parade is held annually
in this city known for its LGBTQ history. Alright,
let me think about this one. It's the gayest
fucking city I know of. It's actually the gayest
city in America. Is it known to be? Yes. It's
in California, right? I can't give you hints.
It's in California. That's what I was thinking.
It's either LA or San Diego. Because they were
doing a fucking huge... Well, it's a Daily Dump.
Only I can answer it. Does it have a big red
bridge? I once again cannot give you hints. Are
you helping me out here? No, I'm just curious.
If Dan just fucking manipulated me into getting
this wrong, I'm going to be absolutely furious.
I will allow a fight to the death for the winner
of this Jeopardy. Can you give the initials of
the city? I tell you that the largest pride parade
is held annually in this city known for its LGBTQ
history. I'm going to just go off. You're just
playing some like top tier mind games. What is
San Francisco? All you back says San Francisco.
That's correct. Oh, shit. True Daily Double,
I got 4 ,000. Damn! This one doesn't even count.
This one doesn't even count. I would have said
L .A. I would have said L .A., I swear to God,
yeah. Well, I mean, it's good that you read them
well. That was good. I mean, I didn't really
read them while he kind of gave me the answer.
I didn't say anything. You said the big red bridge,
Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco. That's literally
what... That's the only reason I said that. Dan
trashed his own game. I didn't trash it. I'm
just making it more difficult. So that leaves
us with what? Party in the USA. I like when I
got a kick out. 800. The largest St. Patrick's
Day celebration is held in this city. What is
Boston, Massachusetts? Oh no. The largest St.
Patrick's Day held in a city where they even
dyed the river green. Oh, that's... That is Chicago.
Yeah. Yep. Damn. Yep. Damn. I should have fucking
waited. All right. Same category. 1 ,000. The
founding fathers kicked off the first 4th of
July by signing the Declaration of Independence
in this city. What is Philadelphia? Damn. Damn.
See, I've been brushing up on my early American
history, guys. See that? I mean, Tyler would
have ran away with that. Only category left.
You got Dark Side of the Moon. Keep her going,
200. How well would you say that you know Dark
Side of the Moon? i mean i've listened to the
album like six or seven times in a row over the
last couple months but like i haven't really
paid attention to the song name or really the
source material at all all right 200 open the
cash register for this song it's a gas what is
money yes god damn keep it going 400 el chapo
spent many years doing this while evading the
authorities How is this related to Dark Fruits
and Moon? Old Chapo spent many years doing this
while evading the authorities. What is running?
Not quite. Anyone know? It's called On The Run.
I knew it was Run. That's the name of the song.
I couldn't remember the name of the song. On
The Run. On The Run. Ally Mac got 600. Also the
name of the third installment of the Twilight
series. Tyler's question. Is he clips? Oh, yes.
Oh, shit. This is a fucking runaway, dude. Jesus.
God damn. Keep it going. For 800. George Floyd
might have a hard time singing this song Finally
for a thousand injuries sustained by Muhammad
Ali after many years of intense boxing How does
that have anything to do with... Yeah, I'm trying
to relate it to the album. The injury sustained
by Muhammad Ali for many years of intense boxing.
No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. No. He got... Didn't he get like a CTE?
That's what I'm thinking, but I don't know how
that relates to anything. You get dementia? I'm
just going to type it out. It'll be brain damage.
Oh. How does that relate to Dark Side of the
Moon? Because that's the name of the song. Oh,
my God. There is a song. The ninth song. Yeah,
that's on the B side. How are you doing for points
here? Come to Final Jeopardy. Alleyback's got
5 ,400. Damn. Dan's got 3 ,400. So it's not over
yet. I got to go all in. You're just gonna say
that I have to have a choice You're just gonna
say that I'm gonna say that category is geography
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you actually
serious? Damn congratulations on the win. Yeah,
let me do some my phone just My watch just died.
Here, what calculations do you need? You already
know what my wager is. We already know what Dan's
wager is. Dan's going in. What are the scores
again? You got 5 ,400. Dan's got 3 ,400. I'll
say my answer out loud after he senses them.
Okay. I'm going to wager 1 ,999. You're just
going to say that? What the fuck, bro? No. All
right. I guess I won't do that. No, I don't care.
You gotta send it to me. Wait, you just said
you were going all in though. No. Yeah. Whatever.
Whatever. Just wait. Oh, did he not? No, I am.
I am. I'm all in. I'm so confused. I'm all in.
He's all in. You want to know what? Fuck it.
I'm all into. Let's make it interesting. No,
no, no, no, no, no. Go with what he first said.
No. All right. Fuck it. Fine. Dude, it doesn't
matter because if I get, I'll go all in, but
a dollar. All right. Fucking bet. All but one
dollar. All right. I'm all but one dollar. All
right. I bet all but two dollars. All right.
Now you're going to have to send me your actual
answers. And yeah, you're going to have to send
me your actual answers now. Why? His phone's
dead. Because you're just going back and forth
like one dollar. I'm all in. I'm all in. No.
I'm all in. I'm all in. I'll text you my answer.
He'll give you his. All right. Tyler's not here.
This one doesn't even count. It's a win either
way. One of us is going to win. Wait, if we both
get zero, does Tyler win? No, that's a tiebreaker.
That'd be fucked up. The question is, 500 miles
away from Antarctica, this country's Diego Ramirez
Islands are the southernmost point before this
icy continent. before the icy continent. 500
miles away from Antarctica, this country's Diego
Ramirez Islands are the southernmost point before
the icy continent. You know, I know I know this
because my roommate, Did all like his little
tours in Antarctica. We always made the joke
of where he'd be getting mutual aid from if there
was a fire. Oh, yeah. But I don't know if I'm
remembering it correctly. So if I get this wrong,
I'm going to crash out. Just letting you know
immediately. All right, Casey, I sent you my
answer. Can I pull up a map? Can you pull up
a map? Yeah. Drawing a blanket. The crazy thing
is, is that like. It's honestly real. Even though
you gave me that pride one, I think we would
have been pretty much even and we went all in
anyway, so. Fuck. Spelling doesn't matter on
the... Okay, good. Because I'm fairly certain
I spelled it incorrectly. I have no idea. What
is Chile? Alright. Let's dance final answer dances
Julie Ally Mac. Would you say it's a New Zealand?
Hey Max says New Zealand That's wrong Really?
No No Dan says chili That's correct No way. Dan
pulls off his win. Are you serious? Dan. Dude,
I feel terrible. I just feel like a dick. Fuck.
14th win for Dan. Alleybacks, crash it out. Well,
no, I'm actually not mad because I'm 95 % sure
New Zealand is what Samir told me, but that's
on that end of Antarctica. That's the closest
to McMurdo, and I looked that up, and I was correct
in that. Hmm. So you looked it up before the
question? No, I looked it up right now. No, but
it's like the island that's closest to Antarctica.
Well, it actually said it's Chile and Argentina.
What is it? Chile and Argentina. Argentina? No,
but it's owned by Chile. Oh. Chile. Chile. Dude,
that was good, though. That was really fucking
close. Congratulations, 14. Congratulations.
Alright, we'll take a break on the Untitled Podcast.
Samir, if you're listening to this, which I know
you aren't, you're on my shit list, pal. We'll
be back on the Untitled Podcast later. doomed
and dismal future is approaching nearer and nearer
unless the force of cruelty can be conquered
by an influx of fun designated by a monstrous
shipment of dolls robots and toys made by japanese
technicians dedicated to unbelievable colorful
novelty and delivered exclusively to buckethead's
toy store A true wonderland of joy, even rude
Ralph agrees. Yeah. Welcome back to the Untitled
Podcast. That was a trip. That was a fucking
trip of an intro. It's episode 103 of Hero of
Alleyback in the late night edition. Howdy, howdy.
Dude, you ever see fucking Buggerhead? He's fucking
crazy. He's supposed to be like an alien sent
from another planet. I mean, you show me the
guitar you have that's, like, influenced him
with a kill switch on it. Right, yeah, he's got
the kill switch guitar. But he's supposed to
be, like, an alien from another planet. What?
He fucking shreds on his guitar while he plays
with the fucking nunchucks. He's got fucking
nunchuck skills. Like, he fucking plays guitar
with one hand and he fucking does nunchucks with
the other. Are you fucking kidding me? No, it's
fucking awesome. That's impressive as fuck. I
can see why Jason was flipping out. Yeah, he
has like a basket of toys he hands out to the
audience at the end of the shows, like Santa
Claus. And he gave me the Game of Trouble once.
That's fucking sick. That's fucking sick. I know,
right? I can't believe I never heard of Buckethead.
I feel like I'm fucking out of the loop. He was
in Guns N' Roses for a little while. No shit.
Yeah. Wow. He was just too weird for them, I
guess. Yeah, it does seem like he's kind of got
that extraterrestrial aura around him, I'd say.
Oh, man. What's Kanye doing? I saw some shit.
Kanye was getting fucked by his older cousin
or some shit when he was a kid. Yeah. What the
fuck? Kanye had a relationship with his cousin
when he was like, you know. Male or female cousin?
Male, I think. Oh, Jesus. And he sucked his dick.
He said, I sucked my cousin's dick. Oh, shit.
And now he's under flame for that. Do we have
confirmation on whether that's true or not? Yeah,
no, he made a tweet that said, my name is Ye
and I sucked my cousin's dick when I was 15 or
some shit like that. Yeah, but can we trust what's
coming out of his mouth right now, though? Dude,
he's fucking dressing up in black fucking Nazi.
You know, KKK uniforms. That's what I'm saying.
Like, maybe he's just trying to fucking drag
his uncle down or fucking cousin down. He could
be. Like, he's just, dude, he's saying crazy
shit every fucking day. I mean, like, you got
to take everything that he says with a grain
of salt. Innocent until proven guilty or some
shit like that. I think Ye experienced a lot
of... Why am I defending his cousin right now?
What the fuck? Jesus Christ. I think Ye experienced
some traumatic things when he was younger. And
it kind of made him have some mental issues today.
Yeah, I'd say. I'd say that's a pretty fucking
safe assumption at this point. Yeah, so I think
he's just kind of confessing to those traumatic
things that happened when he was younger. I don't
know, though. I don't know, though. I don't know
if that's it. I don't know if that's it. I think
he might just be fucking... I think he might
just be making that shit up. I think he might
have just been... Dude, he's schizophrenic. Like,
he absolutely... has schizophrenia like you can't
just he could just be manufacturing memories
that are that never happened at this point like
he's so fucking out there that being said i mean
he may have sucked his cousin's dick but no he
did he wrote on twitter i know he said that but
again i'm saying i don't know if that's true
like he's dude this is the same dude who's selling
fucking shirts on his website that have swastikas
on them He got his fucking, he got his online
store shut down for that. Like he's not in a
well thought out headspace right now. I think
yay does what he wants. And I fucking respect
that. I think we need somebody in the fucking
world that does whatever the fuck they want and
doesn't care about what people think. I mean,
you're right. There's admiration on that one
aspect, but the way he's doing it is kind of.
I mean, I feel like you can do what you just
said, but not just, like, try to sell swastikas
and promote all sorts of hate speech. Oh, no.
He literally said, I'm a Nazi. I know. Like,
he's getting on the train. You can show people
that you don't give a fuck what they think. in
ways that don't include becoming a Nazi. I feel
like that makes sense. Yeah, so Elon is actually
stepping away from a doge. He's actually stepping
away from his position. Oh, thanks fucking God.
Yeah, because fucking Tesla took such a hit with
their sales decline that he has to go fucking
be the CEO again. And they're actually talking
about replacing him. They're like... Tesla, we
want to fucking get a vote for new CEO. And so
Elon's basically fucked. I don't think Elon's
fucked. That dude still has an insane amount
of money. And he's still the SpaceX guy. Like,
he could lose Tesla and still be fine. I think
they ruined him. Dude, I don't know. I feel like
just this whole Doge thing, a lot of shit that
got cut was good. Shit that really was just misallocated
government spending and stuff like that. But
I feel like there's been a lot of stories of
just awful things he's done. Like how he cut
funding completely to the trans suicide hotline.
Yeah, not only the trans suicide hotline, but
the suicide hotline in general. Now we have to
have fucking numbers where we call Canada for
their suicide hotline because we fucking cut
it in America. I don't know if we shut the whole
thing down. I don't know if that's true. I saw
that on fucking social media. The one I heard,
which had facts to back it up, was that they
just shut down the LGBTQ side of it. But that
is unfortunately where most of the fucking calls
are being made from. They definitely did. They
shut down the suicide hotline in general. That's
crazy. That's fucking wild. It's fucking stupid.
Well, it's Trump's America. This is what you
voted for, America. This is actually what Ali
Mack you voted for. Or did I? You said you did.
I did say that, didn't I? I don't know. I don't
know. Maybe I was just... Maybe I didn't vote.
No, I feel like you told that story about how
you were in the voting booth and deciding whether
to... vote for Kamala or Trump and you're like
debating. Yeah, but I've also been toying with
you guys about who I voted for the whole time.
Maybe at episode 200 I will reveal who I actually
voted for. Holy shit. The plot thickens. I can't.
I shouldn't have voted. I did. I did, but I shouldn't
have voted. Oh, God. Merciful Neptune. Casey,
you have any haunted shit go down lately? I don't
think there's much haunted shit here. I think
most of the haunted shit happens at your fucking
apartment. And we got to fucking investigate
that. Did you have any haunted shit? Yeah, I
did today, actually. What happened? The sink
turned itself on. That's weird. That's a first.
We've never had that happen. Me and Cece were
both in the living room shooting the shit. We
were cleaning the house up. And then we just
hear a noise in the kitchen. We're like, what
the fuck is that? It's the sink running. But
we heard it turn on. We heard the fucking thing
turn on. It's not like I was doing the dishes
beforehand, but I know I shut the faucet off.
And then it was like, all right. But now it's
like now I'm honestly like gaslighting myself
into believing that like I did shut it off. No,
I think there's enough evidence to say that there's
fucking paranormal shit happening. Yeah. Cece
was backing me up on it too. She's like, no,
you shut it off. I saw you do it. But like by
the end of me coming over here, we both kind
of like successfully gaslit ourselves into thinking
that I didn't shut it off. Cause it's like, dude,
it's just, I think the sphere that you're talking
about is tied to the house. So if you move, it
probably shouldn't follow you. Oh, I don't think
it will either. It's not a threatening presence
to me at all, but it's just very clearly is irritated
that we're living there. It's just minor little
inconveniences. Fucking tell it. You're fucking
dead, Carol. Get the fuck out of here. I know.
Fucking Carol. But I'm worried about what that
could bring. I'm dead ass, honestly. I don't
want to say that shit. I don't want to investigate
at my house at all because it's like, dude, enough
shit has gone down in my house where like, I
know something's there. And it's like, why willingly
poke it to see what it's capable of? I can live
with the minor inconveniences that, if it is
Carol, is bringing me. It's nothing that's really
fucking my day up at this point. It's a little
bit creepy. It's very creepy. But I don't feel
like my life is being threatened. I don't feel
like my health is being threatened at all. It's
just like... Or... Me and Tyler come over. We
fucking provoke Carol and summon a demon. And
then we have fucking demons along with her. Along
in the fucking house. And we can fucking do rituals
with the demon. Oh, yeah. Sign me up. Fuck, yeah.
That's how we fucking... You gotta provoke the
spirits a little bit. No, I'm good. I'm good.
Yeah. I'm good. I think... I think maybe we'll
just... Maybe like the week before I move out.
We can do it at my house. But if it's something
that could follow me, I'd rather not provoke
it. I'd rather it stay there and just be like,
ah, ah, he lived here and he pissed me off. But
he wasn't a dick, so I'll let him go. Carol is
essentially just a Karen who was stuck in her
house from like the fucking 70s or whatever.
And she's just fucking stuck there. I don't think
she's going to follow you. I don't think that
she's been there since the 70s, dude. The apartment
complex didn't even exist there. I think she
only lived there for a couple years, actually.
That's where she died, though. But she's got,
like, the Karen haircut, right? I mean, kind
of. She's got, like, that, like, mid -60s -year
-old woman, like, short, blonde haircut. Yeah.
Yeah. Like the Karen haircut. Yeah, kind of the
Karen haircut. Like, I don't know. So basically
we're dealing with a Karen ghost. Yeah. But like,
I'd rather not see how much of a Karen she is.
Like right now I got the Karen that's like, Oh,
you can't park there. Like I'd rather have that
Karen than the, I will. infest you with illness
and make sure you can never leave. And then,
like, next thing you know, Ally Mac has fucking
polio because Tyler wanted to run around screaming
with an EMF reader. Like, I'd rather not be in
the fucking iron lung. I'm liking life right
now. Right. So the week before I move out, yeah,
we'll do it. No Ouija boards, though. Ouija boards
are out. We'll do the EMF readers. We'll do all
that shit. We can curse her name up a storm.
We can do all that shit. I'm going to Ouija board
the fuck out of this motherfucker. You will not
Ouija board anything else. I'm going to fucking
Ouija board the fucking shit out of this motherfucker.
I'll snap that fucking Ouija board over my goddamn
knee. That shit ain't happening. Karen, tell
me what the afterlife is like. All right, Karen.
What's the deal? Is the universe infinite? What
do you know? Yeah, on the Ouija board it says,
first off, my name's Carol. Oh, it's Carol? Yeah.
Not Carol Baskins, but her name's Carol, not
Karen. So I'm sure if we called her Karen, that
would probably piss her off even more. Carol
Baskins. She was alive for the term Karen to
be created, so I'm sure she's familiar with it.
Right, right. All right, Allie Mag, let's wrap
this up. We got Untitled Podcast, episode 103.
Like us on fucking Facebook, Twitter, X, Elon
Musk, whatever. Send us an email. Send us a fucking
email. Wait, check the email before it's over.
Let's see if we got one. Yeah. Did you know Elon
Musk, they're kicking him out. Kicking him out
of what? You told me he was thinking he's going
back to Tesla and he's out of Doge. We talked
about that. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm too fucked
for that. All right. Anyway, like us on fucking
whatever Elon Musk is doing these days. Wait,
do we have a Gmail? Wait, are you shutting down
on me because you saw something that looked interesting?
No, I didn't check the email yet. I can. Yeah,
we got to check the email. The episode's not
over until we get it. But yeah, like us on Facebook.
Untitled Podcast 4800. 73. 73. At gmail .com.
Yep. We've been running strong since 1973 here,
so that's how you know you found the right one.
That's actually the year Dark Side of the Moon
came out. Oh. Is that why it's 1973? Yeah. Yeah,
you really like Dark Side of the Moon for usernames.
I do. I'm wondering if your password is Dark
Side of the Moon related. Next thing you know,
we're fucking hacked. Speaking of that. Brick
in the wall is the password. Let's not talk about
that. We probably got a lot of gmails from fucking
Jehovah's Witnesses. So. Nope. The Bible. Fucking
the Bible. No. I ate a fucking. How Jamila hears
God's voice. As the only deaf person in our family,
Jamila knows that God communicates with us through
more than a literal, still small voice. 1 Kings
19 .12. Listen to her recount how she learned
to recognize God's voice in other ways. As God
speaks to us through the influence in the Holy
Spirit, you can take time and practice to recognize
his voice. Missionaries can pray with you and
teach you more about the Holy Spirit as you seek
answers from God. Fuck yes. What in the hell?
Did Dan sign us up for that? Yeah. Of course
he did. I'm going to sign us up for some shit.
All right. Well, we've done it. Follow us on
everything. Send us a goddamn email. Just please.
If anyone's out there, I beg and plead. And until
I get a fucking email, I don't think that anyone's
listening because at this point. If you're a
dedicated listener, you've heard me give this
spiel a fucking hundred times about sending the
fucking email. Send the fucking email. Yeah,
somebody would have fucking stepped up and sent
the email. The fact that we haven't got a single
stranger to email us shows me that nobody is
listening to this podcast, at least not through.
There's no way. Even the most illogical listener
would have thrown us a bone and sent us a fucking
email at this point. I've been begging. We did
get an email from Train Man. Yeah, but Train
Man was on the podcast, and I talked to him about
the email thing at work the next week, and then
he sent it and told me he was going to send it.
That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Well,
you know, someday we'll blow up, and you'll have
fucking 80 ,000 emails in your inbox. Yeah, and
then we'll all get fucking arrested for hate
speech, probably. Casey, do you have that vape
on you? I think I need it for this outro. All
right, as always. Be kind to yourselves. You
got to keep it going. I guess I'll do and each
other. We out. Fuck off. For all we know, robots
have souls. We just don't know if they do or
don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where
the fuck did the spearmen come from? Where the
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh,
they're killing, they're killing all the already
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens
exist. Somewhere in China, right, in some base.
What the fuck? There are super soldiers that
are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Oh my god. They
have bread and super soldiers. Then they are
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. They are
aliens. I do not negotiate with terrorists. I
do not. I do not. feel them die of this virus
you feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're
fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds they know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real they're going to sink money into
them because they know that it can cut it open
you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but
let me tell you their technology which by the
way big brother is the overlord we're only living
in the third dimension It's an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.
Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He said that he
was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked
with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He said that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great
fucking time doing this shit. George Soros is
the fucking