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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Yeah, welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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Howdy. Oh, yeah. Episode 102. It's Kanye's new

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song. Oh, is it? Yeah. Are you still fucking

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making music? Yeah. He sounds like fucking Ian

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Flex. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh. Wow. I don't know.

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That was a hard hard. I was not ready for that.

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Welcome. We're gonna have to bleep that. Dan,

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Allie, Mac, and Tyler are here. Kanye, I saw

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like the interview of Kanye wearing the KKK,

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black KKK outfit. He was like, I can't wear this

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out in public or they fucking lock me up in a

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mental hospital. I don't know if you noticed

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during that, he had a fucking swastika diamond

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bling necklace. He fucking belongs in a mental

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hospital. Yeah, he does. I think it's great.

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I want him out. I want to see more. Well, it

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sounds good for you because I doubt he's going

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to fucking stop. Is this your hat, Dan? No. Oh,

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yeah. I just found that in my bag in the podcast.

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Is that Kyle's? It's Kyle's. It's none of ours.

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Scummy ass fucking hat. Scummy ass hat. No, there's

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another hard R there, wasn't there? Wow. He's

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dropping hard R's now. That's like a thing in

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2025 now. Hard R's? He's literally saying it's

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fun. I mean, like fucking, what's his name? Dave

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Blunt's hard R every song. Yeah, he's bringing

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it back, dude. He's swirled at that one time.

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I love Dave Blunt's, dude. Yeah. Dude, I fucking

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ran to that song for like a week straight. But

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the problem is it's only like two minutes long.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Connie's

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just basically saying in this song that black

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people can't be racist. I am African Hitler.

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What are you eating? We're eating fucking pistachios

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on the podcast right now. I think you fucking

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ate a pistachio, that felt. Did you all eat those?

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I didn't drop one, but. I did. Oh. I think it'll

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be fine. Yeah, it's probably fine. I don't think

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it'd eat it if it really couldn't. Yeah, Tucker

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is our special guest today. Yeah, we got this

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lassie -looking fucking dog. It's got a skinny

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-ass little head. It's cute as hell, but it's

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got a tiny little head. It's kind of a butter

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face, but nice dog, though. Girl or tranny, I

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can't tell. It's got a nice frame on it, but

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face could use some work. You guys see any ghosts

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at the Hotel Saranac? I don't remember, though,

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until I say that. Oh, yeah, you had, like, what?

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We had, like, a cup, like, I was sitting there,

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and the EMF jumped, like, a couple times, but

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that was it. I didn't get anything else. Oh,

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shit. You really are dosing me up here. You're

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dosing everybody up, bro. But, like, that's,

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like, the thing. Like, I'm looking at it, and,

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like, there's not really anything else. I'm good.

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You're good? Yeah. Thanks, though. Because when

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I wanted to go ghost hunting, everybody goes,

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I'm going to sleep. Left. Yeah, they were drunk.

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I was fucking exhausted. I woke up at like 6

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a .m. Oh, shit. Yeah, I was up earlier than you.

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So I had something. I didn't tell you guys this.

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So I was watching the fucking Adult Swim, you

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know. Oh, yeah, you were. I was just sitting

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there on the couch, and I was watching Adult

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Swim, and I shit you not. You guys ever see that

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show Space Ghost Coast to Coast? I have not,

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no. That sounds wild, though. So it has a cartoon

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character from the 60s, Space Ghost, and he basically

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is doing the coast -to -coast TV show, like the

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radio show. Coast -to -coast AM. Yeah, coast

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-to -coast AM. With Art Bell. Yeah, so he basically

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does that, but it's Space Ghost, the character

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of doing it. And then there's little skits throughout

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it, throughout the whole thing. So I'm watching

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this episode, and he's doing an episode, like

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he's interviewing Conan O 'Brien or something.

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And then he's like, he sees like an ant. And

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he's like, hold on a second. And Conan O 'Brien's

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like, you're just leaving the interview? He goes,

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yeah. And I shit you not, I sat there for 15

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minutes while a still image of a crawling cartoon

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character just crawled across several backgrounds

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with no sound. And I'm like, am I fucking actually,

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am I like overtired? Am I tripping right now?

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I was like, I was genuinely thought I was tripping.

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And then I went back to my house and I looked

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it up. It's an actual thing. I was just sitting

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there for like 15 minutes just going, what the

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fuck? What are we fucking doing here? What's

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going on? And I'm like, there's no way this goes

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on. And I'm like, it went on for 15 minutes.

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And I'm like... And what was it? You know what?

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I'll show you a small snippet of it just to give

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you the gist of it. You don't have to watch the

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whole thing. But I'll show you something that

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went on for 15 minutes. So it's just supposed

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to be one of those bits that gets like funnier

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as it keeps going on. Yeah. Because it's way

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too long. Yeah. So it's 11 minutes long and basically

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it's fucking this. That's the kind of joke you

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can make on a TV show once. Right. It's like

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the family guy thing where he hits his knee.

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It's just this. For 15 minutes. I would have

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thought that it was like an intermission. Or

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something. Yeah, like a commercial. Because Adult

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Swim always does the fucking weird ones. Like

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this shit. He hits a fucking wall and he keeps

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walking. And it just did this for 15 minutes.

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And I thought I was having a stroke. Skip ahead

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a couple minutes. I want to see this shit. What

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a waste of time. He's underwater now. What the

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fuck? Why is this a thing? That's wild. But yeah,

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that's like the gist of it. But like everybody

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else was asleep. You were asleep. I was, I was

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like in and out. Yeah. Like I would wake up and

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see the TV cartoons and then fall back asleep.

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Yeah. I was like sitting there and I'm like sitting

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there. So I'm the only one awake. I could hear

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everybody else like either snoring or like breathing

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like they're sleeping. And I was like, am I even

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seeing this? Like what's going on? I'm having

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like a stroke right now. But like, I'm like,

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This went on for 15 minutes. I'm sitting here

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just watching this. That's like how not valuable

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the time is, that time of night. Yeah. The advertising

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dollars, they can just do that. They're like,

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we don't care if we lose viewers. But I'm just

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sitting there. But also, just imagine one of

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these motherfuckers was high as shit and they

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were sitting on the couch with me watching that.

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I wouldn't have even noticed. I would have been

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like, this is going on forever. You're like,

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no, it's only been like two minutes, guys. Or

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just imagine someone was on like mushrooms and

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watching that. They would have died. You would

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die. They would have been like, time is frozen.

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Fuck. I want to do some acid on the podcast.

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I will never do that. Have like a LSD roulette

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where we all do tabs but only one has LSD on

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it. That sounds awful. Damn, bro. I don't want

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to do it because I hear of the lasting effects

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that people have. If you do it like all the time.

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It goes into your fucking spine. Dude, I am not

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from weed to this day. I smoked weed once in

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2016 and the effects of it just never 100 % went

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off. That's because you're so smoky. No, I didn't

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smoke for like two or three years after that.

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And I kept thinking like, what the fuck? I still

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feel high. What are some of these symptoms? I

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just can't describe it, dude. It's just I always

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feel like two or three percent disassociated.

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You just feel like ever so slightly disconnected

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from reality for like ever. I hear people that

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have like entirely like. personality changes

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after taking like mushrooms and shit like people

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who are like hardcore atheists take mushrooms

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and they're like i believe in god now or vice

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versa people who are like like god squad people

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and they take mushrooms and they're like there

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is no god oh they were i couldn't crack them

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open all right i got it fucking big dogs coming

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excuse me i got this no man shrooms are shrooms

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are weird because like Are you kind to get that?

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But, like, I know my limits now after doing just,

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like, the small dose of shrooms I did. Like,

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I think predominantly the effects I felt was,

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like, 10 % shrooms. And then, like, I also smoked

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way more than I usually do because Brian told

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me to. Who's Brian? He was the guest I brought

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on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Who's this guy? I don't know

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if he was like, yeah, some, I don't know. I was

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an imaginary person I met when I was on Troops.

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And not to sidetrack this, but by the way, anybody.

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But I'm going to sidetrack it. But I'm going

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to sidetrack it. Okay. I'll forget I said anything.

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It's fine. Lake Placid is a beautiful place.

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They had, like, really nice mountains and stuff.

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It was very nice up there. Also, we went there

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during, like, a peewee, like. The hockey game?

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Yeah, Can -Am. It was like, there's a bunch of

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hockey players there. I thought we were going

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to be there when there was nobody there. Yeah,

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Tyler walks into the fucking rink, goes, all

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right, and turns around. We spent two seconds

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looking at the fucking ice. The whole region

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we're in blasted, and he just turns around. It's

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like, we're not going to get a picture? All right,

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we saw it. All right, there's the ice. Time to

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dip. My boss says that she watches the Miracle

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on Ice reruns. That's a fucking real American

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right there. Yeah, because she's from that area.

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That's a real American. Yeah. God bless her.

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God bless her. Yeah, she's the best. What a day.

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Dan is fucking struggling on this pistachio.

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I am trying to get it because Casey gave up on

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it. So I'm trying. Definitely going to get it

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over. I'm down to the ones I gave up on at first,

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but I just got through that one. You see that

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story where Mike Johnson and his son are each

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other's accountability partners? So they have

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access to each other's porn histories to make

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sure they're not slipping on God. What's wrong

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with that? I think that's a good thing. I think

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you and Tyler should do it. We should. No, you

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know what would end up happening is we'd end

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up sharing porn. I'd be like, looking through

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his history, I'd be like, oh, well that. That's

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new. These young kids, man, they found the good

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shit. You guys would make it three days and then

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just start sharing links back and forth. Yo,

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check this one out, dude. This one's really hot.

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I just want to... iterate that. When I said young

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kids, I meant Tyler as the young kid. Not like

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young kids in his fucking phone. I really listened

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to the last episode where you're like, what'd

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you say? Like, I got my dick sucked by an 8th

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grader. And I was in 7th grade. Leave that little

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detail out for like 10 seconds. No, I said I

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got jerked off by an 8th grader. And then everybody's

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like, whoa, what the fuck? When I was in 7th

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grade. She put her hands down my pants and just

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fucking touched my dick a little bit. So, you

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know. You're going to see some weird shit if

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you have access to Tyler's history. No, it's

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just mostly clown porn. That's not normal. It's

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clown porn and MILF hentai. MILF hentai. Yeah,

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I got to take a break, though. I think we all

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do, dude. I don't even fucking touch that shit.

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Bad. I gave it up for five minutes. You should

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just wear like a chastity fucking thing around

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your collar. I would get it off. I would get

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it off. You should have your girlfriend lock

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you up in chastity. You'd be taking a fucking

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coping saw to that thing in two seconds. Dude,

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I'd have it off so quick. They didn't have power

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tools back then. I was watching the other day.

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I was like, dude, I got to take a break because

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this is just getting weird. I was a fucking supposedly

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a 69 -year -old woman. But it wasn't. She was

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definitely like 55. But it said in the thing

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that she was 69. But you can tell she's not that

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old because her body was still like fucking on

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point. You know what I mean? And I was just like,

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man, I got to take a little hiatus. There's the

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1 .5 million other people watched it too, so

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I don't feel that bad. Did you ever see Corey

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Chase? She's like in her late 50s and she still

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has a fucking six pack. Like, she is fucking

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ridiculous. Nancy Pelosi, her tits are fucking...

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No, they're not. They're fake, dude. They're

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fake as fuck. They're not fake. They're fake.

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She had the same size when she was 34. Yeah,

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you could have fake tits when you're 34. Yeah,

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if you look at fucking the picture of her...

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You would probably have fake tits at 34 if you

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were gonna get them, I would have to imagine.

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They don't look fake. They don't look fake. But,

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you know... What the fuck? Okay. 10 -4. I was

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thinking of Nancy Pelosi. Sorry. Dan, what's

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going on with the stock market? It's going up.

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Dude, the stock market just fucking hit a little

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bump in the road. Like the tariffs? Yeah, what

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about it? I think it was intentional. Dude, I

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don't think there's anything intentional about

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it. Everybody knows that this is what needs to

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be done. Everybody's known that for a long time.

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Have you seen that video of Nancy Pelosi talking

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about the tariffs that China puts on the U S

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and how unfair it is. No. All right. She, she

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literally sounded exactly like Donald Trump.

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Really? Yeah. Look it up. Look up the video of

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Nancy Pelosi talking about tariffs. Jamie, look

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that up. So Jamie, it's, it's literally like,

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I almost wonder if, you know, Republicans and

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Democrats, if like, we didn't even talk about

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that, if that would really even change things

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that much, right? Like if we had an independent

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committee committee that just made decisions.

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Regardless, I almost think that it wouldn't change

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anything. I almost think that either Republican,

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Democrat, doesn't matter who's in office, they

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really can't change things that much. Well, you

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put a fucking tariff on every country, you know,

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the stock market crashes. Then him and his, you

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know, like Matt Dury, Taylor Greene just bought

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like $100 ,000 worth of stocks on the day that

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it, by the dip. But why did she know? But why

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did they know? Because we got Tyler contributing

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to the stock talk right now. What is happening

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right now? They said, we're going to drop the

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tariffs tomorrow and the stock market's going

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to go back up and you're going to make, you know,

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double your money. Well, dude, what did I say?

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What did I say? It's insider trading. Yeah, but

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I have... That's the greatest... Like, it's...

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He either might be a fucking idiot savant or

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the world's stupidest genius by making everybody,

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like, super paranoid about the tariffs so it

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dips the stock market and then when the next

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day, when we... Well, like, not the next day,

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but, like, when we take away the tariffs, it

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resets the thing back to where it's supposed

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to be. He's either a genius or completely stupid

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or both, but he... Even if it was a mistake...

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It did what it was supposed to. Well, dude, I

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think the stock market's too complicated for

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one person to make those kind of decisions. I

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think that Donald Trump likes ice cream. I feel

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like he would enjoy eating some ice cream. Not

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as much as Joe Biden. But what did I say to you,

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dude? I sent you a picture in the chat and I

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said, take a sip and buy the dip. Did you buy

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the dip? Yeah, I bought Tesla. Just hanging in

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there, right? Yeah, not a lot. But what I'm saying

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is like, if your horizon, if you're looking at

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a 20 -year horizon, right? We need a camera.

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Right? You're looking, say you're on the highway

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driving, right? You're not paying attention to

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every little bump in the road because your eyes

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are locked two miles down the road, right? But

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if you're on like a back road, you're worried

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about every little bump, every little pebble

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in the road. That's like no way to live, dude.

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You got to have a longer term horizon. So if

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you set your horizon for 20 years, 25 years,

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this shit doesn't matter. It's laughable. It's

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like, dude, the S &P ain't going anywhere. Yeah.

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Well, I think he was obviously doing it to control

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the markets. Dude, I don't think he's not trying

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to control the markets. He's literally just trying

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to secure American industry. And that's the side

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effect of what happened for what he did. It's

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just a side effect. And if you kind of know what's

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going to happen, yeah, profit off of it. Why

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wouldn't you? It'd be stupid not to. Would you

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just sit there and say, oh, no, that's unethical.

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I can't do that. It's like, no, that's not how

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this country works. The fucking billionaires

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are the ones that we're investing. I was investing.

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I'm not a billionaire. Yeah, I mean, you're not

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going to make as much money because you don't

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have a billionaire. Oh, well. Like too bad. I'd

00:18:40.140 --> 00:18:41.940
rather the smarter people have it. You should

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have put 15 K on it. Yeah. How much would you

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have made if you put, I mean, it went up, it

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went, it was like a $600 change in one day. The

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entire S and P. Oh. so if you bought spy when

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was that tank when did it was like two days ago

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no shit really i put back in like a week ago

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i had no idea that this shit was going on yeah

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yeah yeah i probably i mean i didn't fully put

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back in but right around the time the elections

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were coming i was like uh i'm and i also had

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to delve i had to pull from my stocks for my

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savings because being in school so i just pulled

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everything out for that time being Then it dipped

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down. I threw back in and now I guess it's going

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back up. So fuck yeah. I probably made some money.

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I better look. It depends on if you put in right

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before it tanked and then nothing happened. Yeah.

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It just came right back. Take the money and run.

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I think, I mean, I remember I tech, I had nothing,

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no idea what was going on in the stock market.

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I just put my money back in the stocks I want

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because ZTFs, it's all about long -term shit

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anyway. So it doesn't. really matter what i'm

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throwing in at right now right so and then my

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dad texts me like two days ago and he's like

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how much is uh how much is the orange man killing

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you right now and then i explained everything

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about how i pull out it's like you're smarter

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than i was it's like i did it completely obliviously

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like i didn't fucking know what was going on

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yeah dude i it doesn't matter who's in office

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you just gotta you just gotta have a long long

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-term horizon I just say invest in the safe stocks

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and just kind of keep that going. Yeah, like

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Alimax is exactly right. That's all I do. It's

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just ETFs. Yeah. Like, I buy the entire S &P,

00:20:18.509 --> 00:20:20.210
mainly. And I buy a little bit of Tesla just

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because I like Tesla as a company. That's what

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I... Well, not Tesla, but, like, I just put,

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like... If you like a company... Yeah, I, like,

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put fun money on something because I, like, want

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to support them in a weird fucking way. But,

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like, I have a couple... You are supporting them

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if you're buying stock like that. You're actively

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supporting them. You're buying... You're technically

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buying a piece of the company at that point.

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Are you a fascist? No, I have, like, 300, 400

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on Sam Adams, though. Or Boston Brewing Company.

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They have stocks? I didn't know they did that.

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Yeah, they do. That's why. Did you know that

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Stewart's is traded but only by a staff? Yeah,

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and they give you shares the longer you work

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there. Dude, if I could invest in the Stewart's,

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I would invest in the Stewart's. In the long

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term, you... People who work there don't make

00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:06.099
a bad living. It's just the job is shit. Yeah.

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You can make a respectable wage working at a

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Stewart's, but why would you want to? There's

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people that I know that have been working at

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Stewart's since they got out of high school,

00:21:13.779 --> 00:21:15.960
and they're doing okay. Yeah. Yeah. I know people

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that are retired millionaires from working at

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Stewart's. Really? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, shit.

00:21:20.059 --> 00:21:21.759
Yeah, it's that retirement program you're talking

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about. my buddy stock purchase my buddy from

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high school fucking worked his way up through

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the mcdonald's chain got that job when he was

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like 16 and just stuck with it it's like a manager

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a couple years ago and he actually he just bought

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the fucking branch that no way yeah no shit really

00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:41.579
yeah he moved he moved like he got relocated

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when he was a manager And I don't think he like

00:21:44.349 --> 00:21:46.450
took like a corporate job, but like they, he

00:21:46.450 --> 00:21:48.730
got pushed over to like the guy who owned his

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store, like another store, like he's a state

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or two away now. So like, what do you do if you're

00:21:52.329 --> 00:21:53.650
like, you're the owner of the branch? Do you

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just like, I don't know how that would work.

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It's just franchised. Yeah. I mean like he purchased

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it. It's not like he worked his way up and they

00:22:00.529 --> 00:22:04.029
gave it to him. Like whoever owned that franchise,

00:22:04.109 --> 00:22:06.490
he decided to sell it. And he bought it. Yeah.

00:22:06.509 --> 00:22:08.309
And he bought it. But like, dude, they're a fucking

00:22:08.309 --> 00:22:10.970
money printing factory, like owning a McDonald's.

00:22:10.970 --> 00:22:15.099
Like they don't. do bad people always buy mcdonald's

00:22:15.099 --> 00:22:17.160
and the prices and the profit margins at those

00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:19.299
places are through the fucking roof now dude

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they're charging like fucking five bucks for

00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:23.559
a fucking big mac yeah it's like 13 you want

00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:25.539
a 10 piece nugget meal it's fucking ridiculous

00:22:25.539 --> 00:22:27.640
that shit used to you used to be able to get

00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:30.809
two four pieces on the dollar menu Then get a

00:22:30.809 --> 00:22:32.910
fry on the dollar menu and all that shit. Now

00:22:32.910 --> 00:22:35.250
it's like literally you're breaking the, you're

00:22:35.250 --> 00:22:36.970
better off just going out and getting something

00:22:36.970 --> 00:22:39.230
better. Every time I'm in the mood for fast food,

00:22:39.289 --> 00:22:40.009
I order like a wrap from somewhere. But then

00:22:40.009 --> 00:22:41.690
if you go to some place like Five Guys, you're

00:22:41.690 --> 00:22:43.789
paying like 50 bucks for everything. It's fucking.

00:22:43.789 --> 00:22:46.369
No, Five Guys is ridiculous. I love Five Guys,

00:22:46.470 --> 00:22:48.990
but it's fucking so expensive. Places like Five

00:22:48.990 --> 00:22:50.410
Guys and like Applebee's and Chili's. Any place

00:22:50.410 --> 00:22:53.289
that sells truffle fries, you automatically know

00:22:53.289 --> 00:22:55.250
you're getting ripped off. Yeah. That's true.

00:22:55.349 --> 00:22:57.170
I love truffle fries, though. You guys ever have

00:22:57.170 --> 00:23:00.369
truffle fries? No, what are truffle fries? It's

00:23:00.369 --> 00:23:04.329
so, you know truffles like the mushroom truffles?

00:23:04.470 --> 00:23:07.170
Yeah, yeah. So basically they grind that up to

00:23:07.170 --> 00:23:09.289
a point and then they put it and they infuse

00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:15.809
it with salt and they put the salt on the truffle

00:23:15.809 --> 00:23:18.400
salt. onto the fries and it makes some truffle

00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:21.220
uh fries huh and the truffle fries they have

00:23:21.220 --> 00:23:23.079
like a weird like i don't really know how to

00:23:23.079 --> 00:23:25.200
describe the flavor of it if you haven't had

00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:27.059
it because it's kind of a really it's a unique

00:23:27.059 --> 00:23:28.960
flavor delicious it's a unique flavor though

00:23:28.960 --> 00:23:31.819
like are they good there's one thing i'm a slut

00:23:31.819 --> 00:23:34.859
for and so is my girlfriend well truffle fries

00:23:34.859 --> 00:23:36.900
has found its way into this niche but we love

00:23:36.900 --> 00:23:39.140
going to like brewing companies and trying like

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craft breweries and they always have the like

00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:43.759
i go there more for the food than i do the beer

00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:45.920
to be honest cc knows all about beer and shit

00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:48.259
i just like alcohol so like i like the food at

00:23:48.259 --> 00:23:51.099
druthers druthers is good food so druthers used

00:23:51.099 --> 00:23:53.819
to be even better though it did i do i do remember

00:23:53.819 --> 00:23:55.660
they used to be better yeah they swapped their

00:23:55.660 --> 00:23:57.660
supplier for their cheese for their mac and cheese

00:23:57.660 --> 00:23:59.980
like two years ago one of my big back fucking

00:23:59.980 --> 00:24:02.400
co -workers told me that and ever since he told

00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:04.960
me i can't untaste it it's so true you go and

00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.059
get make that it tastes like crap it tastes like

00:24:07.059 --> 00:24:09.779
velveta with like added ingredients it's just

00:24:09.779 --> 00:24:11.680
not good anymore but the rest of their food is

00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:13.420
fucking phenomenal i think they have truffle

00:24:13.420 --> 00:24:15.480
fries there i think they do wait where is this

00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:20.339
there's clifton park saratoga albany there's

00:24:20.339 --> 00:24:22.460
one albany yeah i didn't know that yeah it's

00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:24.859
right uh right in that area with like nine pin

00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:28.500
and tampopo oh down by that area yeah yeah uh

00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:30.759
do you ever go to black and blue the uh the one

00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:33.039
on like central ave there the steakhouse yeah

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no i've never been there basically like i go

00:24:35.420 --> 00:24:37.980
there like for for my anniversary and stuff like

00:24:37.980 --> 00:24:40.299
that's like our our fancy there for new year's

00:24:40.299 --> 00:24:43.309
yeah it's a good place because like like it's

00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:46.710
not like suit and tie required type but like

00:24:46.710 --> 00:24:49.490
if you wear a dressy if you wear a suit they

00:24:49.490 --> 00:24:50.789
will not yeah you're not gonna you're not gonna

00:24:50.789 --> 00:24:52.869
be out of place i dressed up it's a place where

00:24:52.869 --> 00:24:55.130
you if you walked in there wearing like a fucking

00:24:55.130 --> 00:24:57.730
t -shirt and sweatpants and sweatpants or like

00:24:57.730 --> 00:24:59.789
even jeans people would kind of be like what

00:24:59.789 --> 00:25:02.890
is going on over there but like like i wore like

00:25:02.890 --> 00:25:06.049
a like if if you wear like a like a necktie and

00:25:06.049 --> 00:25:10.490
like a a shirt like you're you're good do you

00:25:10.490 --> 00:25:14.240
get a steak No, I get a lobster tail. Oh, man.

00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:16.400
Just one lobster tail? Yeah. They have really

00:25:16.400 --> 00:25:18.680
good crab and lobster there. It's actually way

00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:20.920
better than their fucking steak is. Their steak's

00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:22.160
kind of mid. I'm not going to lie. Because, like,

00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:25.079
it has, it's a surf and turf. Like, it has, like,

00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:28.039
you know, seafood and, like, you know, steaks

00:25:28.039 --> 00:25:30.279
and stuff. But apparently my brother, I take

00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:32.160
my brother there for, like, I took him there

00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:34.000
for his graduation and, like, his last football

00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:37.980
game last year. But he always gets a steak there,

00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:39.940
and he says the steak there is fantastic. It

00:25:39.940 --> 00:25:42.099
is. If your brother likes steak, though, go to

00:25:42.099 --> 00:25:45.839
fucking Ruth's Crits. Really? Ruth. ruth's chris

00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:49.180
steakhouse that is um it's on wolf road towards

00:25:49.180 --> 00:25:51.660
the end like almost by like jt maxi's kind of

00:25:51.660 --> 00:25:54.079
yeah dude it's fucking me and cc went there for

00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:57.099
uh not our anniversary to celebrate her becoming

00:25:57.099 --> 00:25:59.279
a nurse and me becoming a medic and dude it was

00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.839
we got a porterhouse for two and that was the

00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.500
best steak i've had in my life really yep i'd

00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:07.380
put it above the bears which is saying something

00:26:07.380 --> 00:26:09.640
because that place is fucking incredible And

00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:11.700
the weird thing is that Ruth's Chris is like

00:26:11.700 --> 00:26:13.960
a borderline chain. Like, they're a super high

00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:17.059
-end restaurant. Like, we did... It was an expensive

00:26:17.059 --> 00:26:19.339
tab, especially because we got wine and shit,

00:26:19.380 --> 00:26:21.640
too. But, like, the desserts were phenomenal.

00:26:21.819 --> 00:26:24.779
The entrees were... I mean, we split it, and

00:26:24.779 --> 00:26:28.299
it was fucking crazy. Yeah. I love Texas Roadhouse,

00:26:28.420 --> 00:26:30.420
though. I went there yesterday. The rolls, dude.

00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.480
The fucking rolls. Oh, I love them. I got a 32

00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:34.740
-ounce... You went there yesterday? Yeah, I got

00:26:34.740 --> 00:26:37.220
a 32 -ounce porterhouse, and I ate so much, I

00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:40.480
was like... I don't know. I haven't eaten a meal

00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:42.680
like that. And so I was just so good. I just

00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:44.279
couldn't stop. You know where I started going

00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:46.259
again? I completely overate. I like made myself

00:26:46.259 --> 00:26:50.079
uncomfortable. I hadn't gone to Red Robin in

00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:53.259
like fucking 15 years. And then I started going

00:26:53.259 --> 00:26:55.440
to Red Robin again. I'm like, dude, they have

00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:58.940
this dessert where they make fried donuts like

00:26:58.940 --> 00:27:02.779
for you fresh there. I don't like them fresh.

00:27:03.019 --> 00:27:05.559
I like them if you let them sit for like a good

00:27:05.559 --> 00:27:07.420
hour or so and when you bring them home, like

00:27:07.420 --> 00:27:09.880
you get them to like take home and you eat that.

00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:12.299
The donuts that they got, oh my God, they make

00:27:12.299 --> 00:27:15.299
them right there. But when they make them right

00:27:15.299 --> 00:27:17.380
there, it's kind of iffy. When you let them sit

00:27:17.380 --> 00:27:19.279
for like an hour, I don't know why some foods

00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:20.720
are better like when you let them sit for a little

00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:22.799
bit. Those donuts specifically, if you let them

00:27:22.799 --> 00:27:24.740
sit for like an hour and then you eat them, oh

00:27:24.740 --> 00:27:26.539
my fucking God, they come with chocolate sauce

00:27:26.539 --> 00:27:29.740
too that you can dip them in. Very good. Dude,

00:27:29.779 --> 00:27:32.500
the Krispy Kreme in fucking Times Square. That

00:27:32.500 --> 00:27:37.559
shit's fucking next level. Dude, if I get enough

00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:41.900
money, which I may, I want to open up a Krispy

00:27:41.900 --> 00:27:44.359
Kreme in upstate New York. There was one. There

00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:46.880
was one, but it went out because the guy kept

00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:50.579
raising his prices. But I want a Krispy Kreme

00:27:50.579 --> 00:27:51.960
in upstate New York. Don't they have just one

00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:54.880
kind of donut? No, no. I mean, they're known

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.539
for their glazed donuts, but they have like...

00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:00.119
Chocolate donuts. Basically, they have the same

00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:01.759
amount of donuts as a Dunkin' Donuts would have,

00:28:01.900 --> 00:28:05.200
but it's just higher quality donut. But their

00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:06.880
coffee sucks. They're just different. They're

00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:09.539
like the Chick -fil -A of donuts. They're really

00:28:09.539 --> 00:28:12.359
good. This dog won't leave me alone now. You

00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:17.700
know what I hated, though? I hated duck donuts.

00:28:17.859 --> 00:28:19.779
You ever have duck donuts? Duck donuts is good.

00:28:20.059 --> 00:28:22.000
Duck donuts, I feel like they try too hard a

00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.720
lot of times, though. They're good. I mean, they're

00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.099
better than like... I'm not much of a donut guy,

00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:28.000
I'll be completely honest. Really? I'm a big

00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:30.339
donut guy. I like donuts. I like them, but like...

00:28:30.339 --> 00:28:33.160
Hey, I got donuts. I got donuts. Hey. Hey, I

00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:35.099
got donuts. I like donuts. I'm kind of at the

00:28:35.099 --> 00:28:37.400
point where like if a co -worker brings in like

00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:40.640
12 donuts, I'll have one. I'm a very plain donut

00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:42.660
guy. I like the glazed. I'm a big glazed guy.

00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:45.700
Glazed is good. Honestly, like I think that Dunkin's

00:28:45.700 --> 00:28:48.720
best donut is probably their plain. I'll be completely

00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:51.700
honest. Is their plain? Yeah. I like their white

00:28:51.700 --> 00:28:53.400
frosted donut. You think their plain is the best?

00:28:54.460 --> 00:28:57.039
I think so. Really? That's a weird take. It's

00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.819
the texture. It's the texture. I don't know that

00:28:58.819 --> 00:29:00.460
I would like. No, no, no, no. But you can get

00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:01.960
like the one I like. I like getting the plain

00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:03.339
donut with a little bit of white frosting and

00:29:03.339 --> 00:29:04.299
the sprinkles on it. You're talking about the

00:29:04.299 --> 00:29:06.880
plain glazed donut, right? No. No, he's talking

00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:09.380
about like the old fashioned. Just plain. Yeah.

00:29:09.460 --> 00:29:12.720
I like the texture of it. It's like, oh, it's

00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:15.799
almost like foam or something. Kind of. It's

00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:17.700
like more like cakey. You're talking about the

00:29:17.700 --> 00:29:20.359
one that's like dry as fuck. No. Well, if it's

00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:22.460
dry, then you've got a shitty donut. It's supposed

00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:25.329
to be moist. You know what? The one thing I do

00:29:25.329 --> 00:29:27.250
miss about Mohawk back in the day. You're not

00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:30.089
ordering that donut at 6 p .m. You were able

00:29:30.089 --> 00:29:32.269
to go to Dunkin' Donuts. You were able to go

00:29:32.269 --> 00:29:34.269
to Dunkin' Donuts right as the donuts got delivered

00:29:34.269 --> 00:29:36.450
so they were still hot. And I always loved doing

00:29:36.450 --> 00:29:41.109
that. Wait. No, I'm wrong. It's not Dunkin'.

00:29:41.109 --> 00:29:44.210
No, I don't even know if they have plain donuts

00:29:44.210 --> 00:29:46.890
at Dunkin'. They suck. Oh, no, I don't think

00:29:46.890 --> 00:29:48.809
it's them. I'm thinking of the fucking combo

00:29:48.809 --> 00:29:51.150
pack donuts that you buy at the store. Oh, those

00:29:51.150 --> 00:29:52.529
ones? Yeah, I like those ones. White powdered

00:29:52.529 --> 00:29:54.890
sugar, the chocolate. And the plain glaze. Oh,

00:29:54.890 --> 00:29:56.150
no, no, no. I know which one you're talking about.

00:29:56.430 --> 00:29:58.769
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like tan on the outside

00:29:58.769 --> 00:30:00.809
and yellow on the inside. Yeah, yeah. They're

00:30:00.809 --> 00:30:03.269
good. The Entenmann's classic donut. Yes, yes,

00:30:03.329 --> 00:30:06.190
yes. They almost taste like kind of waxy. Yeah,

00:30:06.190 --> 00:30:08.390
yeah. They're good. I like those. So back in

00:30:08.390 --> 00:30:17.059
the day. You ever have a little W's Duke? I remember

00:30:17.059 --> 00:30:21.059
I was on a field trip in preschool and we went

00:30:21.059 --> 00:30:25.619
on a train. Like the field trip was just going

00:30:25.619 --> 00:30:29.079
on a train there and back. And they had a vitamin

00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:33.119
donut, they called it. Vitamin donut? And it

00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:38.779
tasted so fucking good. It tasted so good. And

00:30:38.779 --> 00:30:41.880
then... I never had a vitamin donut again until

00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.859
I was like 25. Cause I found it like, and I,

00:30:44.859 --> 00:30:46.339
and like I show my mom and she's like, yeah,

00:30:46.380 --> 00:30:47.819
that's the one from the train that you got when

00:30:47.819 --> 00:30:49.920
you were a kid. I tried to get them like, Oh

00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:52.279
my God, these are still good. What, what makes

00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:55.099
it a vitamin? That's hostess. My bad. Um, you

00:30:55.099 --> 00:30:56.859
remember the vitamin gumballs like back in like

00:30:56.859 --> 00:31:00.059
the nineties gumballs, they were like vitamin

00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:02.059
gumballs. They were like, no vitamins, but they're

00:31:02.059 --> 00:31:06.000
gumballs. No, I know a Flintstone vitamin. I

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.279
fucking ate those things like candy as a kid.

00:31:08.339 --> 00:31:10.359
Dude, I loved Flintstone vitamins. Dude, Flintstone

00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:13.099
vitamins really were the shit. I checked my labs

00:31:13.099 --> 00:31:15.519
after we got a bottle of those in the house.

00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:21.140
Sir, you are composed of 80 % calcium. You gotta

00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:23.059
chill with those fucking Flintstones. I love

00:31:23.059 --> 00:31:25.480
the memes of the one Flintstone vitamin I had

00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:28.759
in 6th grade that's still fighting the good fight.

00:31:30.009 --> 00:31:32.369
like i still buy flintstone vitamins i still

00:31:32.369 --> 00:31:35.450
eat them they taste like chalk now though i i

00:31:35.450 --> 00:31:38.630
do tums i don't eat them like candy but they're

00:31:38.630 --> 00:31:42.410
like the adult version of fucking the flintstones

00:31:42.410 --> 00:31:44.990
you ever have the cherry tums that are like the

00:31:44.990 --> 00:31:48.369
they're they're like not hard they're semi -hard

00:31:48.369 --> 00:31:51.269
candy i guess yeah like they're not like they're

00:31:51.269 --> 00:31:54.170
not like the chocolate ones they're the um yeah

00:31:54.910 --> 00:31:57.089
You suck on them. No, not to suck on one. Like

00:31:57.089 --> 00:31:58.890
you still chew it. It's like a chewy. It's like

00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:01.190
a chewable one, but it's not like a chalk or

00:32:01.190 --> 00:32:04.170
like one a day Vitacraves or some shit. I don't

00:32:04.170 --> 00:32:05.490
know what the fuck they're called. I love those.

00:32:05.509 --> 00:32:07.930
I want to eat them even when I'm not sick or

00:32:07.930 --> 00:32:09.670
even when I'm not having heartburn. Like I just

00:32:09.670 --> 00:32:11.789
want to eat them. They're so good. CC buys some

00:32:11.789 --> 00:32:13.970
shit. It's like some like one a day vitamin,

00:32:14.109 --> 00:32:19.210
but for women. No, no. She has one bottle for

00:32:19.210 --> 00:32:22.019
me and one bottle for her. And she's like. You

00:32:22.019 --> 00:32:24.079
should do these. Is it like the one -a -day men

00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.079
and one -a -day women's thing? I don't know.

00:32:26.220 --> 00:32:27.960
I don't think it's one -a -day. It's something

00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:29.940
a little bit more in -depth that she's done research

00:32:29.940 --> 00:32:32.599
on. She's like, it's good for you. It's like,

00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:37.200
fuck it all. Yes. Whatever. What would you say

00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:41.339
your favorite dessert was? Tiramisu. Tiramisu?

00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:45.099
Baklava. Really? What would you say your favorite

00:32:45.099 --> 00:32:48.279
dessert is, Casey? Fucking chocolate. I think

00:32:48.279 --> 00:32:50.500
chocolate. Chocolate mousse. Chocolate mousse?

00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.680
Chocolate. That's a good one. What about you?

00:32:53.779 --> 00:32:56.960
What's the... Oh, creme brulee. Yeah, that's

00:32:56.960 --> 00:32:59.480
my shit. I fucking love creme brulee. Well, I

00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:02.660
have the stupidest choice here. I like cookie

00:33:02.660 --> 00:33:05.490
pizza. Cookie pizza? What the fuck is that? It's

00:33:05.490 --> 00:33:07.049
just a big -ass cookie. It's a big -ass cookie.

00:33:07.509 --> 00:33:09.950
So you like cookies? No, it's a different...

00:33:09.950 --> 00:33:13.690
It's kind of mushy. It's a cookie, and you do

00:33:13.690 --> 00:33:15.690
frosting on top of it, like a birthday cake.

00:33:15.869 --> 00:33:19.869
You do the little roses and shit on it, but it's...

00:33:19.869 --> 00:33:23.910
Love cookie cake. Love cookie cake, and I love...

00:33:23.910 --> 00:33:25.910
I like skillet cookies, too. Those are fucking

00:33:25.910 --> 00:33:28.029
fire. Those are good. I do like... But I think

00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:31.329
my favorite one was... My dad always made it

00:33:31.329 --> 00:33:32.609
for me when I was a kid, so it's kind of got

00:33:32.609 --> 00:33:36.819
a nostalgia thing for me. We'd make a waffle

00:33:36.819 --> 00:33:38.940
in a waffle maker and then put ice cream on top

00:33:38.940 --> 00:33:42.420
of it. We'd put vanilla ice cream and hot fudge

00:33:42.420 --> 00:33:45.259
on it and then whipped cream on top of a waffle.

00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:48.380
Just because my dad used to make that for me

00:33:48.380 --> 00:33:49.940
when I was a kid, I have a nostalgia for that.

00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.839
It's really good. Hold up. I know my favorite

00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.880
dessert. Thank God Chili's coming in clutch here.

00:33:55.940 --> 00:33:58.420
The fucking molten lava cake there, dude. The

00:33:58.420 --> 00:34:01.440
Chili's molten lava cake is fucking fire, dude.

00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:04.500
Yeah, it is pretty good. I went there, I don't

00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:06.920
know, probably a year ago. Me and Cece got shit

00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:09.420
-faced at Chili's one day. We both just slammed

00:34:09.420 --> 00:34:11.820
a fucking molten lava cake. It was delicious.

00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:17.239
What soap do you use? Yeah, that was out of left

00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:19.719
field in the group chat. I've always been a Dr.

00:34:19.780 --> 00:34:22.119
Squatch guy myself. I wanted to contribute, but

00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.699
then I got sent on a call. Do you like the grit

00:34:24.699 --> 00:34:27.840
ones? Oh, yeah, grit. You need that exfoliation

00:34:27.840 --> 00:34:29.920
factor. That shit that makes me feel like I'm

00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:31.119
doing this all the time. I have a Dr. Squatch.

00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.280
I have a Dr. Squatch, the Fresh Mountain one,

00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:36.559
whatever. There's like a million of them, dude.

00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:39.019
But I have one that I use when I go to the gym.

00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:41.219
Like after I go to the gym, I take a shower at

00:34:41.219 --> 00:34:43.119
the gym. Which, by the way, the ABC gym fucking

00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:47.940
showers suck. Like, hey, the fucking curtain

00:34:47.940 --> 00:34:50.460
keeps going out. I'm like, well, I guess people

00:34:50.460 --> 00:34:54.570
are going to see my cock again. Whatever. I fucking

00:34:54.570 --> 00:34:59.150
can't stand showering. But I only use the Dr.

00:34:59.289 --> 00:35:01.349
Squatch, like the bar soap when I go to the gym

00:35:01.349 --> 00:35:02.750
because I don't want to bring like the liquid

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:05.489
soap because it's more annoying. But like the

00:35:05.489 --> 00:35:11.329
thing with that is like. I can't use bar soap

00:35:11.329 --> 00:35:13.250
because it makes me feel like I have a wax -like

00:35:13.250 --> 00:35:16.650
thing on me. It makes my skin feel waxy. I don't

00:35:16.650 --> 00:35:19.130
like bar soaps because of that. Yeah, but if

00:35:19.130 --> 00:35:21.250
you get a Dr. Squatch one that's got grit to

00:35:21.250 --> 00:35:23.690
it, it doesn't really do that. It's a non -grit

00:35:23.690 --> 00:35:28.050
one, so that might be the reason. It's more of

00:35:28.050 --> 00:35:30.889
a lather. That's what I like. I like Old Spice

00:35:30.889 --> 00:35:35.030
Timber. It's my favorite. It's got a minty tree

00:35:35.030 --> 00:35:38.619
smell to it. And then I use Tea Tree shampoo

00:35:38.619 --> 00:35:43.519
for, yeah, Tea Tree. for my shampoo and my conditioner.

00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.760
Is this what our podcast is devolved to? We're

00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:49.460
talking about what fucking soap we use? No, it's

00:35:49.460 --> 00:35:52.760
a callback to an early episode. Yeah, when Tyler

00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:55.320
just randomly said, what soap do you use? It

00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:58.780
wasn't just random. It was like somebody just

00:35:58.780 --> 00:36:01.380
finished their sentence and he immediately said

00:36:01.380 --> 00:36:04.820
it after. No, you finished your sentence. You

00:36:04.820 --> 00:36:07.039
stopped the sentence. He stopped talking and

00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.820
then he goes, what soap do you use? I go, so

00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:11.769
yeah, what soap do you use? And you didn't direct

00:36:11.769 --> 00:36:14.190
it at anyone in particular either. You just fucking

00:36:14.190 --> 00:36:16.730
aired that out into the group chat. And you got

00:36:16.730 --> 00:36:21.449
responses. I also just got a new cologne. It's

00:36:21.449 --> 00:36:25.130
called Inferno. It's based on Dante's Inferno.

00:36:25.170 --> 00:36:29.210
It smells like fire and whiskey almost. What

00:36:29.210 --> 00:36:31.309
do you think Dante smells like, Tyler? You know

00:36:31.309 --> 00:36:33.550
what the thing is about men's colognes? What?

00:36:33.750 --> 00:36:37.670
The thing about men's colognes is men think that

00:36:37.670 --> 00:36:40.289
they smell good. But like women are like, what

00:36:40.289 --> 00:36:43.090
the fuck is this? So that's the thing. Like when

00:36:43.090 --> 00:36:45.230
I get cologne, I have to pass it through my,

00:36:45.230 --> 00:36:48.650
my, my fiance before I do it. Right. Um, let

00:36:48.650 --> 00:36:51.849
me, let me, let me look up one. You get one drink

00:36:51.849 --> 00:36:54.309
out of me today to celebrate my big one month.

00:36:54.550 --> 00:36:56.489
Let me, I'm going to, I'm going to look up like

00:36:56.489 --> 00:36:58.809
what, because it actually gives you like the

00:36:58.809 --> 00:37:01.530
actual like sense in it. Um, but it, it smells

00:37:01.530 --> 00:37:07.380
so fucking good. Uh, Sapphire cologne. holy shit

00:37:07.380 --> 00:37:11.239
cc's fucking uh cousin got me some oh shit what

00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:14.860
is it versace she got me this versace cologne

00:37:14.860 --> 00:37:18.719
last year and cc fucking loves it and i like

00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:21.019
the way it smells too it's like the only thing

00:37:21.019 --> 00:37:24.119
i i now i i never would have spent money on cologne

00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.239
before this stuff and now it's like all right

00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:29.840
so this is the the top notes of it is pepper

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:33.429
tobacco and bergman Middle. Oh, yeah, it was

00:37:33.429 --> 00:37:36.610
Bergman. The middle notes are leather, geranium,

00:37:36.750 --> 00:37:38.650
and pink pepper, which I did not know pepper

00:37:38.650 --> 00:37:40.449
and pink pepper had two different sounds. Oh,

00:37:40.449 --> 00:37:43.650
yes, the notes of geranium. And the base notes

00:37:43.650 --> 00:37:48.309
are amber, vevator? Oh, vevator, yes, my favorite.

00:37:48.489 --> 00:37:52.730
Petruli and ambroxan. I feel like I'm on a yacht

00:37:52.730 --> 00:37:55.610
when you just talk about that. It's wild. It

00:37:55.610 --> 00:37:59.809
smells so fucking good. It smells so good. It

00:37:59.809 --> 00:38:02.989
smells like a fire and tobacco and leather. It's

00:38:02.989 --> 00:38:05.449
so good. We should make our own cologne. Yeah,

00:38:05.449 --> 00:38:09.110
we could, actually. But we would put pheromones

00:38:09.110 --> 00:38:12.110
in it, for sure. People would be like, dude,

00:38:12.150 --> 00:38:14.730
I can't keep the women off of me. This stuff

00:38:14.730 --> 00:38:16.730
doesn't even smell that good. It smells like

00:38:16.730 --> 00:38:20.110
bleach. I can't keep them off of me. Is there

00:38:20.110 --> 00:38:26.190
cum in this? Is that fucking horse cum? Exactly.

00:38:26.889 --> 00:38:31.769
It's fucking horse cum cologne. Horsecum .com.

00:38:31.769 --> 00:38:34.789
I can't get my girlfriend off my cock. What the

00:38:34.789 --> 00:38:39.019
fuck is happening? Yeah, dude, there's... they,

00:38:39.099 --> 00:38:42.659
they actually, um, cologne companies do put an

00:38:42.659 --> 00:38:46.059
enormous amount of money into researching pheromones

00:38:46.059 --> 00:38:48.019
and shit like that. Yeah. So they, yes, they're

00:38:48.019 --> 00:38:50.699
absolutely real. They absolutely do that. Dude.

00:38:50.780 --> 00:38:53.519
Cause like, you know, like sometimes like a girl

00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:57.679
walk by you, she is not like pretty. And you're

00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:00.920
like, you're like, Whoa, what the fuck? Whoa.

00:39:01.019 --> 00:39:03.460
It's like, let me walk back in that direction.

00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:05.920
Right. And she could be like, just morbidly obese.

00:39:06.219 --> 00:39:08.519
You know what really bothered me? So you know

00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:10.239
there's something going on there. You know what

00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:12.559
really bothered me is I was walking in the mall.

00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:17.440
And then I smelled like a perfume. And I'm like,

00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:19.900
that's the stripper perfume. And I looked over

00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:21.440
and it was a little girl. I'm like, that's not

00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:23.960
right. Dude, you're like looking around. You're

00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:27.940
like, oh, babe. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm like, you

00:39:27.940 --> 00:39:30.159
should not be having that, young lady. Yeah.

00:39:30.539 --> 00:39:33.469
See, that's problematic, though. Because they

00:39:33.469 --> 00:39:36.190
don't disclose that it's got pheromones. Yeah.

00:39:36.269 --> 00:39:38.989
And then there's fucking 14 -year -olds or whatever,

00:39:39.110 --> 00:39:41.550
however old, fucking spraying it on. But I'm

00:39:41.550 --> 00:39:45.469
like, oh, that smells good. Oh. Oh, no. Me and

00:39:45.469 --> 00:39:47.849
fucking Casey once took a fucking take home at

00:39:47.849 --> 00:39:51.730
Mohawk where the nurse that we gave turnover

00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:54.670
report to at the nursing home was wearing the

00:39:54.670 --> 00:39:57.010
cologne that my ex always wore. I hate that shit.

00:39:57.010 --> 00:40:00.699
And it bummed me out hardcore for like... 20

00:40:00.699 --> 00:40:02.559
minutes in case he had to like talk me off the

00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:04.380
ledge for a minute. Cause that was when Allie

00:40:04.380 --> 00:40:07.739
Mac was fucking sad boy down bad. And then I

00:40:07.739 --> 00:40:10.820
was like, wait a minute. What if I didn't really

00:40:10.820 --> 00:40:13.179
like her? I just liked the way she smelled. And

00:40:13.179 --> 00:40:14.820
then that hit me and it made me feel better.

00:40:14.900 --> 00:40:16.659
It was like, there was a, there was a weird thing

00:40:16.659 --> 00:40:19.239
because like that cologne, I remember I was fucking

00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:22.280
all over my, my, my ex -girlfriend had a specific

00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.179
like perfume that she always used. And like one

00:40:25.179 --> 00:40:26.960
day I smelled it out in like the wild and I'm

00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:29.840
like, memories just came pouring yeah no you

00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.780
you oh shit thank you like i don't know why a

00:40:32.780 --> 00:40:34.940
certain smell can take you back to like a certain

00:40:34.940 --> 00:40:39.000
moment because it like it bypasses uh part of

00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:41.320
your brain it goes straight into your brainstem

00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:42.820
or something because i was like i was sitting

00:40:42.820 --> 00:40:44.900
there and like i smell the perfume of like my

00:40:44.900 --> 00:40:46.659
ex -girlfriend after like five years and i'm

00:40:46.659 --> 00:40:49.980
like oh that made me i like brought back a whole

00:40:49.980 --> 00:40:52.480
bunch of memories i'm like god yeah i can't remember

00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:54.780
what it is it is like it's like attached to your

00:40:54.780 --> 00:40:56.900
memories more so than your other sense senses

00:40:56.900 --> 00:40:58.739
that's why like whenever you walk out and it's

00:40:58.739 --> 00:41:01.340
like first spring day yeah you feel like a kid

00:41:01.340 --> 00:41:04.519
or like that rain rain on concrete yeah that's

00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:06.440
another one that does it for me not the fucking

00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:10.460
dried out worm smell that's nasty yeah i can't

00:41:10.460 --> 00:41:14.420
stand that I do like the smell of concrete, like,

00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.800
wet concrete after, like, rain. I love the smell

00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:20.019
of gasoline. So do I! It's a great smell! Gasoline

00:41:20.019 --> 00:41:23.139
is a fantastic smell. Diesel, mid, don't really

00:41:23.139 --> 00:41:24.559
like it that much. Now, diesel kind of sucks,

00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:26.300
but gas... Gasoline is fucking... You look like

00:41:26.300 --> 00:41:28.800
you fucking drink gasoline, Tyler. I drank gasoline

00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.480
as a kid. I drank gasoline and bleach. I thought

00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:33.179
that the fucking, uh... Apparently not enough.

00:41:34.010 --> 00:41:36.429
I thought that that fucking can with the straw,

00:41:36.550 --> 00:41:38.929
it looked like a bendy straw. I'm dead serious.

00:41:39.030 --> 00:41:40.550
I did that shit when I was like four years old.

00:41:40.590 --> 00:41:42.949
My dad was mowing the lawn and he just saw me

00:41:42.949 --> 00:41:49.750
fucking glugging. Alex! It's like that tasted

00:41:49.750 --> 00:41:54.449
bad. Damn. I didn't drink that much though. I

00:41:54.449 --> 00:41:56.110
don't think, I think they took me to the hospital,

00:41:56.170 --> 00:41:57.849
but I don't think they pumped my stomach or anything.

00:41:58.010 --> 00:41:59.889
I drank a shot glass. Fucking idiot, Alex. I

00:41:59.889 --> 00:42:02.190
drank a shot glass worth of bleach before. Yeah.

00:42:02.469 --> 00:42:05.949
Jesus. I remember I fucking drank it. You should

00:42:05.949 --> 00:42:08.090
have drank some ammonia with it. I drank it Coors

00:42:08.090 --> 00:42:10.449
Light at like 7 because I thought it was a Diet

00:42:10.449 --> 00:42:12.610
Coke. Don't try that at home. Because it was

00:42:12.610 --> 00:42:14.969
like silver and it had the red lettering on it.

00:42:14.989 --> 00:42:16.550
It was like the vintage Coors can. I was like,

00:42:16.610 --> 00:42:19.550
oh, daddy drinks Diet Pepsi. That's better than

00:42:19.550 --> 00:42:21.309
water. Oh, it's 7 years old. I thought you meant

00:42:21.309 --> 00:42:24.610
at 7 p .m. I was like, dude, you really didn't

00:42:24.610 --> 00:42:27.570
realize? Did I tell you you finished it that

00:42:27.570 --> 00:42:31.170
it wasn't Coke? So I started buying... non -alcoholic

00:42:31.170 --> 00:42:32.710
Guinness because I miss the taste of Guinness,

00:42:32.750 --> 00:42:35.550
but I don't drink. Yeah. And the thing is though,

00:42:35.570 --> 00:42:37.289
the non -alcoholic Guinness does taste almost

00:42:37.289 --> 00:42:39.409
exactly like Guinness. It's, it just doesn't

00:42:39.409 --> 00:42:41.550
have like, there's like one thing missing and

00:42:41.550 --> 00:42:47.050
I can't put my finger on it. Alcohol. Come on,

00:42:47.050 --> 00:42:49.789
man. You walked right into that. There's one

00:42:49.789 --> 00:42:52.250
thing missing. I just can't quite figure it out.

00:42:53.110 --> 00:42:55.230
So I'm not going to lie. I've been drinking the

00:42:55.230 --> 00:42:58.250
0 % stuff for a while. It like scratches the

00:42:58.250 --> 00:43:01.469
itch, even though like I'm not. getting drunk,

00:43:01.550 --> 00:43:04.309
obviously. But just having something on the table

00:43:04.309 --> 00:43:06.849
that I'm sipping that tastes like a beer makes

00:43:06.849 --> 00:43:09.230
me feel like I don't need to drink. I did not

00:43:09.230 --> 00:43:12.630
like the Zero Heineken, though. The Zero Heineken

00:43:12.630 --> 00:43:15.610
is cool because most non -alcoholic beers actually

00:43:15.610 --> 00:43:19.289
do have a very small percentage, but that shit

00:43:19.289 --> 00:43:22.559
literally has none. But it tastes like fucking

00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:26.159
rice. It tastes like sake without the alcohol

00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:28.559
with like beer flavoring added to it. It just

00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:31.519
doesn't taste right. I don't like it. Unless

00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:34.980
you've been like sober for like a decade, a Heineken

00:43:34.980 --> 00:43:37.579
0 .0 is not going to like even somewhat trick

00:43:37.579 --> 00:43:40.519
your brain. I got that. Actually, the first time

00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:43.860
I had that, we were leaving a party and I had

00:43:43.860 --> 00:43:45.340
a couple friends coming over to my house to play

00:43:45.340 --> 00:43:47.420
Mario Kart. It's like, oh yeah, pick up some

00:43:47.420 --> 00:43:50.110
beer. So he bought one case of regular Heineken

00:43:50.110 --> 00:43:52.070
and then not realizing it, he got one case of

00:43:52.070 --> 00:43:54.409
0 .0. We flew through the six pack. I started

00:43:54.409 --> 00:43:56.329
on the other one. I was like, this tastes like

00:43:56.329 --> 00:43:58.909
shit. And I looked at it. I was like, what the

00:43:58.909 --> 00:44:01.170
fuck is this? Like, what am I fucking drinking?

00:44:01.329 --> 00:44:03.650
This is the opposite of what I want right now.

00:44:04.190 --> 00:44:07.429
Yeah, I did. Doing like shots of tequila after

00:44:07.429 --> 00:44:10.690
that. You know what I actually really like? And

00:44:10.690 --> 00:44:12.690
this might sound real fucking sad is I like the.

00:44:13.610 --> 00:44:16.110
The non -alcoholic champagne, like the sparkling

00:44:16.110 --> 00:44:18.909
grape juice. That's not fire. I love that so

00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:20.489
much. I love that. Like the Welsh's sparkling

00:44:20.489 --> 00:44:23.570
grape juice. I love that. I want to try some

00:44:23.570 --> 00:44:25.909
of those. One of my favorite. It is sort of sparkling

00:44:25.909 --> 00:44:27.809
grape juice. Any of them. I've never had non

00:44:27.809 --> 00:44:30.789
-alcoholic. They're good. You know, beer. They're

00:44:30.789 --> 00:44:32.889
good. I just, I don't think, I would not recommend.

00:44:32.989 --> 00:44:36.119
I love Heineken. Heineken 0 .0, though, is not

00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:37.579
a good non -alcoholic beer. The ones that are

00:44:37.579 --> 00:44:41.500
really good, the Guinness is pretty good, but

00:44:41.500 --> 00:44:44.139
there's one by this company. It's called Athletic

00:44:44.139 --> 00:44:48.139
Brewing Company. And they make like a non -alcoholic

00:44:48.139 --> 00:44:51.699
IPAs. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Like we have like,

00:44:51.699 --> 00:44:54.239
like CC got this one where it's a non -alcoholic,

00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:56.920
uh, sour and the thing fucking tastes delicious.

00:44:57.519 --> 00:44:59.840
I'll be, it still has like a lot of carbs and

00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:01.880
shit in it. Cause it's like actually a drink.

00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:04.019
It's not like diet. It just doesn't have alcohol.

00:45:04.199 --> 00:45:06.340
Right. So those are fucking, they're phenomenal.

00:45:06.579 --> 00:45:08.940
But now do people who are alcoholics, does that

00:45:08.940 --> 00:45:11.869
like help them get off of. like drinking alcohol

00:45:11.869 --> 00:45:14.389
i don't know i i don't really know what the target

00:45:14.389 --> 00:45:17.329
market is to be honest it's it's fucking me right

00:45:17.329 --> 00:45:19.909
like for me i like it because it's like i've

00:45:19.909 --> 00:45:22.210
been severely cutting back on how much i drink

00:45:22.210 --> 00:45:25.449
um i've been feeling great and honestly like

00:45:25.449 --> 00:45:28.889
i'm at the point now where like me and cc the

00:45:28.889 --> 00:45:31.250
other day when we when we hit like our one month

00:45:31.250 --> 00:45:33.469
or whatever we both had one cheat day mine was

00:45:33.469 --> 00:45:37.269
the 100th episode um And then like we went out

00:45:37.269 --> 00:45:39.190
to dinner and we got like margaritas and we had

00:45:39.190 --> 00:45:40.889
been like, oh my God, I can't wait to have a

00:45:40.889 --> 00:45:42.510
margarita the past couple of weeks. We went out,

00:45:42.550 --> 00:45:45.730
I had it and I was like, ah, like it just, I

00:45:45.730 --> 00:45:48.449
didn't get another. I had no desire to continue

00:45:48.449 --> 00:45:50.750
drinking. I didn't really even enjoy, like I

00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:53.309
felt a buzz, but I didn't even really enjoy it.

00:45:53.329 --> 00:45:56.059
And I was like, ah. It's like, I kind of like

00:45:56.059 --> 00:45:58.639
the taste. And now it's like, I kind of like

00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.039
the non -alcoholic stuff. I'm still buying it,

00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:03.480
even though I'm letting myself drink again, because

00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:06.099
it's just, it's preferable. What I've really

00:46:06.099 --> 00:46:08.880
been fucking with a lot is the THC seltzers.

00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:11.239
Those things are fucking sick. What the fuck

00:46:11.239 --> 00:46:15.639
is that? I almost brought one tonight. You just

00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:17.500
get a little bit of a buzz off of them. You're

00:46:17.500 --> 00:46:19.380
not going to, unless you, I mean, they make them

00:46:19.380 --> 00:46:21.179
at higher dosages. I'm a lightweight when it

00:46:21.179 --> 00:46:24.980
comes to weed, as we all fucking know. cc's got

00:46:24.980 --> 00:46:26.940
a way higher tolerance she drinks a 20 milligram

00:46:26.940 --> 00:46:29.900
one and i drink like a five if i want to drill

00:46:29.900 --> 00:46:31.659
it or i take a 10 if i'm going to be sitting

00:46:31.659 --> 00:46:34.000
there sipping and they make them like like the

00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:37.130
one i have it's like a moscow mule tastes just

00:46:37.130 --> 00:46:39.869
like a fucking Moscow mule. You don't taste weed

00:46:39.869 --> 00:46:41.949
when you drink it. You obviously don't taste

00:46:41.949 --> 00:46:44.889
alcohol, but it tastes like... And it gives you

00:46:44.889 --> 00:46:46.510
a little bit of a buzz. And it's super quick

00:46:46.510 --> 00:46:48.949
acting, too. Like, the buzz hits you as quick

00:46:48.949 --> 00:46:51.690
as a beer would. They should combine the alcohol

00:46:51.690 --> 00:46:54.789
and THC. Yeah, it's just so clean. Like, I can

00:46:54.789 --> 00:46:56.730
do it. I can hold a conversation. I can play

00:46:56.730 --> 00:46:58.909
video games if I want. Like, I don't feel like...

00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.179
I don't know. Like when you're drinking, like

00:47:01.179 --> 00:47:03.800
you feel inebriated. Like you're not on your

00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:06.119
A game. You might feel more charismatic and like

00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:09.840
less anxious and stuff. But it's like, yeah,

00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:11.239
I don't know. With the weed, it's like it scratches

00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:13.579
the itch of like, oh, you're feeling a little

00:47:13.579 --> 00:47:16.659
buzzed. And it almost feels the same to a certain

00:47:16.659 --> 00:47:18.980
extent. It's bizarre. I'll bring him next time

00:47:18.980 --> 00:47:20.699
though. Those things are fucking awesome. Yeah.

00:47:22.710 --> 00:47:24.909
CC just takes a 20 milligram to the teeth. If

00:47:24.909 --> 00:47:27.309
I did that shit, I'd be on fucking the Andromeda

00:47:27.309 --> 00:47:30.789
Galaxy. Why? Why would you do this now? They

00:47:30.789 --> 00:47:34.289
didn't need you to do that now. What's the deal

00:47:34.289 --> 00:47:38.030
with the uwu? What does that mean? Uwu? I don't

00:47:38.030 --> 00:47:41.650
know. That's a fucking weird sound. What does

00:47:41.650 --> 00:47:44.070
that mean? I'm sure Tyler knows. I don't. Is

00:47:44.070 --> 00:47:45.869
that like Japanese or something? Yeah, you do.

00:47:45.949 --> 00:47:48.030
It's some fucking anime thing. It's some weeb

00:47:48.030 --> 00:47:51.329
thing. It's like uwu and owo, I think. Uwu is

00:47:51.329 --> 00:47:55.190
basically like... You do fucking know! Son of

00:47:55.190 --> 00:47:57.510
a bitch. Uwu is this chick trying to be cute

00:47:57.510 --> 00:48:00.369
and it's like a kawaii type thing for Japanese

00:48:00.369 --> 00:48:02.949
people. It's just like a thing. So what's owo?

00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:07.980
I think it's like the male version of it. I think

00:48:07.980 --> 00:48:11.760
I don't really know. What's your favorite anime?

00:48:12.059 --> 00:48:16.159
My favorite anime? It's probably... I really

00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.860
like Berserk and Helsing. Those are probably

00:48:18.860 --> 00:48:20.880
two of my favorites. I thought Berserk was like

00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:24.920
a book. Berserk's a manga, but it's also an anime.

00:48:25.059 --> 00:48:27.400
It's got like two different animes. Three different?

00:48:27.579 --> 00:48:30.579
Whatever. Three, four, something like that. But

00:48:30.579 --> 00:48:34.250
Helsing's probably... Taking the Spot is my favorite

00:48:34.250 --> 00:48:39.809
because it's about vampires and Catholics. One

00:48:39.809 --> 00:48:42.530
is the Protestant. Checked both boxes for you.

00:48:43.170 --> 00:48:48.889
One is the Protestant vampire hunter team, and

00:48:48.889 --> 00:48:51.510
they have a vampire as their main vampire hunter.

00:48:51.949 --> 00:48:55.690
And the Catholics have the Iscariot organization,

00:48:56.030 --> 00:48:57.650
named after Judas Iscariot, the guy who killed

00:48:57.650 --> 00:49:00.630
Jesus, or the guy who sold Jesus out. But basically,

00:49:00.750 --> 00:49:05.699
in the Vatican, they had 12 different... 12 different

00:49:05.699 --> 00:49:08.300
like groups and each group was a specific thing.

00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:11.059
And the Iscariot organization or this Iscariot

00:49:11.059 --> 00:49:13.599
side of it was the monster hunters and the demon

00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:17.139
hunters. And basically the whole thing is the

00:49:17.139 --> 00:49:19.219
Catholics and the Protestants are trying to,

00:49:19.260 --> 00:49:23.000
to stop the, the start of the fourth Reich of

00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:27.119
the Nazis, which is vampires. Okay. Yeah, I can

00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:29.880
see why this just appeals to you. I really like

00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:31.559
this show. It sounds like you fucking wrote this,

00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:35.280
dude. And it has a big titty goth girl. Yeah,

00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:38.260
you wrote this show. Dude, I don't buy it. And

00:49:38.260 --> 00:49:42.159
it has Father Anderson, who is a regenerator,

00:49:42.219 --> 00:49:45.960
who is the Catholics. The fuck is a regenerator?

00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.260
Basically, you get shot and grow back. Like Deadpool.

00:49:49.619 --> 00:49:53.429
Yeah, kind of like that. He just quotes the Bible

00:49:53.429 --> 00:49:55.429
as he's killing vampires and shit. What the fuck?

00:49:55.630 --> 00:49:58.489
It's fucking awesome. So he's using God to justify

00:49:58.489 --> 00:50:00.329
violence is what you're saying? Against demons?

00:50:00.489 --> 00:50:03.369
Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, against demons. It's against

00:50:03.369 --> 00:50:06.050
demons and monsters, yeah. I just like the concept

00:50:06.050 --> 00:50:09.150
of Death Note. Death Note's alright. It's kind

00:50:09.150 --> 00:50:13.250
of... I feel like all anime is kind of overdone.

00:50:13.250 --> 00:50:15.630
Like the acting and shit. Yeah, it definitely

00:50:15.630 --> 00:50:17.809
is. Tucker does not like that sump up at all.

00:50:19.230 --> 00:50:22.460
And then the anime that got me into anime. was

00:50:22.460 --> 00:50:27.500
Soul Eater. Soul Eater is very like, I guess

00:50:27.500 --> 00:50:29.280
the best way I can describe it is Nightmare Before

00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:32.719
Christmas -esque, but like for edgy preteens.

00:50:34.260 --> 00:50:36.400
But I was an edgy preteen when I started watching

00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:40.579
it. But I'd say if you, this is for listeners

00:50:40.579 --> 00:50:42.539
out there too, if you actually want to get into

00:50:42.539 --> 00:50:45.119
anime, the show that will get you into anime

00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:48.980
if you don't like anime is Fullmetal Alchemist

00:50:48.980 --> 00:50:52.960
Brotherhood. Very good show. But if you don't

00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:54.980
like Fullmetal Alchemist, there's not one anime

00:50:54.980 --> 00:50:57.960
that you'll actually like. So if you're wanting

00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.400
to get into anime, that would be my biggest...

00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:03.579
This is the show that I tell people to watch

00:51:03.579 --> 00:51:05.300
if they want to get into anime. And if they don't

00:51:05.300 --> 00:51:08.559
like that, you're not going to get into it. CC

00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:10.900
actually recommended... It's the first thing

00:51:10.900 --> 00:51:12.960
that really falls in this category, I think,

00:51:12.980 --> 00:51:15.820
but it's a movie. is uh spirited away that's

00:51:15.820 --> 00:51:18.099
another good one any studio ghibli movie is a

00:51:18.099 --> 00:51:20.380
good one i like their art style it's cool it's

00:51:20.380 --> 00:51:22.300
very unique it's kind of trippy i didn't even

00:51:22.300 --> 00:51:24.780
know you were there what's up buddy trippy movie

00:51:24.780 --> 00:51:28.260
did you watch arcane i've been meaning to it's

00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:30.119
been on like my dude you gotta watch it you want

00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:32.599
to talk about trippy well that's animation more

00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:35.599
so than anything but arcane on netflix is fucking

00:51:35.599 --> 00:51:39.460
wild jinx is hot and so is her sister dude all

00:51:39.460 --> 00:51:41.789
the chicks in that show are hot yeah Especially

00:51:41.789 --> 00:51:44.210
when she dyes her hair black. Oh, my God. Don't

00:51:44.210 --> 00:51:47.210
even start. Yeah, yeah. Don't even start. Both

00:51:47.210 --> 00:51:49.050
of them. Both of them. I've seen the edits for

00:51:49.050 --> 00:51:51.610
it. Yeah. I haven't seen, like, the actual show.

00:51:51.769 --> 00:51:55.690
Dude, it's on. I swear to God. So that show is,

00:51:55.789 --> 00:51:57.849
like, a huge loss for the company, even though

00:51:57.849 --> 00:52:00.010
it was wildly popular and won a bunch of fucking

00:52:00.010 --> 00:52:01.230
awards and shit. Dude, you know how much animation

00:52:01.230 --> 00:52:03.570
costs? It's ridiculous. Well, and there was,

00:52:03.650 --> 00:52:06.070
like, six years in between the two seasons of

00:52:06.070 --> 00:52:10.380
it. Like, every frame is... hand -drawn and just

00:52:10.380 --> 00:52:14.639
crafted immaculately. And the plot is phenomenal.

00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:17.739
The character development is crazy. I never liked

00:52:17.739 --> 00:52:20.760
League of Legends. Dude, I've never played League

00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.179
of Legends. I never will. I watched the show,

00:52:23.179 --> 00:52:27.239
though. The one who we have to have fucking guest

00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.260
star in an episode, my buddy Kim from Norway

00:52:29.260 --> 00:52:30.960
is the one who suggested it to me. And he's like,

00:52:31.019 --> 00:52:33.280
yeah, no, watch it with your girlfriend. If I'm

00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:35.280
wrong, you can call me a fucking idiot. I don't

00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:36.559
care. And it's like, all right, fuck it. Sure.

00:52:36.699 --> 00:52:40.500
And I did. And like me and CC and CC has a very

00:52:40.500 --> 00:52:43.559
low threshold for cartoons, but we're like, well,

00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:46.320
she calls cartoons, but like before she cuts

00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:48.159
it off, she's like, this is fucking stupid. It's

00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:50.179
about a video game. This is like, she went in

00:52:50.179 --> 00:52:53.099
with basement expectations and we watched one

00:52:53.099 --> 00:52:56.409
episode and we're like, holy fuck. And we, we

00:52:56.409 --> 00:52:58.570
fucking, I've never speed ran through a show

00:52:58.570 --> 00:53:01.389
so quickly. I gotta watch it. I speed ran through

00:53:01.389 --> 00:53:04.070
fucking edge runners that day. Like I watched

00:53:04.070 --> 00:53:06.150
it the day it came out and I watched every single

00:53:06.150 --> 00:53:09.530
episode. Yeah. I loved edge runners a lot. Like

00:53:09.530 --> 00:53:11.989
it's not for everybody. It's also a miserable

00:53:11.989 --> 00:53:14.809
fucking show, but I love it. No, I like it. I

00:53:14.809 --> 00:53:16.590
want to feel miserable when I like, when I watch

00:53:16.590 --> 00:53:19.679
TV, it's good. Like almost in like a. Fuck. Yeah,

00:53:19.699 --> 00:53:20.800
I don't think you played them. But it's good

00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:23.320
in almost like a Last of Us Part II way, where

00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:25.880
it's like the whole fucking story is so bleak

00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:27.699
and dark, but at the same time, it's just so

00:53:27.699 --> 00:53:30.460
well written, you can't really be upset with

00:53:30.460 --> 00:53:32.440
it. You know it's not going to end well from

00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:35.619
the start, but it's just... It's like a morbid

00:53:35.619 --> 00:53:37.800
curiosity. They really just punch you in the

00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:39.619
dick in the first episode, and then they just

00:53:39.619 --> 00:53:41.559
keep punching you in the dick. Yeah, they don't

00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:43.440
stop punching you in the dick. There's this one

00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:47.179
anime... Called Your Lie in April. Oh, that's

00:53:47.179 --> 00:53:49.739
brutal, dude. That's brutal. You can't watch

00:53:49.739 --> 00:53:52.340
it without crying, apparently. I did. It's just

00:53:52.340 --> 00:53:54.699
brutal. It's what happens in the show. I didn't

00:53:54.699 --> 00:53:59.699
watch it. It's a brutal show. Oh, Tucker. Oh,

00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:06.739
no. Oh, no. Tucker. Wrapped up in wire. Tuck's

00:54:06.739 --> 00:54:10.789
like, what do you want? like chill dude it's

00:54:10.789 --> 00:54:14.050
not that did we uh did we cut out no no we're

00:54:14.050 --> 00:54:16.570
good but uh you lie in april it's just a brutal

00:54:16.570 --> 00:54:18.550
show to watch it's kind of like angel beats angel

00:54:18.550 --> 00:54:20.489
beats is another show that's just a brutal watch

00:54:20.489 --> 00:54:23.329
i think angel beats is worse like as in like

00:54:23.329 --> 00:54:27.409
like it makes you feel worse Because Angel Beats,

00:54:27.489 --> 00:54:30.329
I've watched Angel Beats like six times. Like

00:54:30.329 --> 00:54:32.809
that, I can tell you exactly what happens. And

00:54:32.809 --> 00:54:34.670
I only watched July, April once. And I was just

00:54:34.670 --> 00:54:36.550
like, this is just sad. I don't want to keep

00:54:36.550 --> 00:54:40.769
watching this. But Angel Beats was about a bunch

00:54:40.769 --> 00:54:44.090
of people in purgatory. And they have to like

00:54:44.090 --> 00:54:48.559
deal with their, like what they. what they didn't

00:54:48.559 --> 00:54:51.340
do in life they they had to do in order to like

00:54:51.340 --> 00:54:53.960
pass on and when they did that they kept passing

00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:56.099
on and everybody passes on except for the last

00:54:56.099 --> 00:54:59.519
two people and like the the last guy was going

00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:04.380
to be a doctor in um in um and he wanted to go

00:55:04.380 --> 00:55:06.360
he was like he was in like med school and he

00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:11.300
got into a uh subway accident and died but he,

00:55:11.360 --> 00:55:13.860
he died not in the initial accident, but they

00:55:13.860 --> 00:55:15.480
were stuck in a tunnel for like a week because

00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:17.239
they weren't able to get it. And he was helping

00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:20.539
people in the tunnel. But by the time that literally

00:55:20.539 --> 00:55:22.880
as soon as the tunnel started getting like, like

00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:24.599
open and like they're getting people out is when

00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:27.619
he died. So he never got to like see the fruits

00:55:27.619 --> 00:55:30.019
of his labor type thing. And I was like his like

00:55:30.019 --> 00:55:32.260
last thing, but like, it's just like the way

00:55:32.260 --> 00:55:34.360
that they do it is this, like, it just punches

00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:36.360
you in the gut each time that like, it shows

00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:38.829
you the, the. The, the, the, the life of the

00:55:38.829 --> 00:55:41.449
person before everyone, it's time that they,

00:55:41.469 --> 00:55:44.469
they, they pass on. And I'm like, God damn, that's

00:55:44.469 --> 00:55:47.949
just brutal. Fuck that. And then at the end,

00:55:47.949 --> 00:55:49.889
the one, the one lady like looks over to the

00:55:49.889 --> 00:55:51.590
guy and just goes in the next life. Will you

00:55:51.590 --> 00:55:53.429
still love me? Or do you think we'll never see

00:55:53.429 --> 00:55:55.510
each other ever again? And I'm like, God, you

00:55:55.510 --> 00:55:58.489
can't do that to me. I don't know. Fucking ruin

00:55:58.489 --> 00:56:01.789
me as a kid. What? Fucking bridge to Terabithia.

00:56:01.929 --> 00:56:04.190
Dude, why did they do that? That was a wild...

00:56:04.190 --> 00:56:06.309
Why did they do that? That was a wild ending

00:56:06.309 --> 00:56:08.150
to the story. I saw that in theaters. Why did

00:56:08.150 --> 00:56:09.369
they do that? I didn't have the heart to watch

00:56:09.369 --> 00:56:11.530
the movie. I read the book and I was devastated

00:56:11.530 --> 00:56:15.070
as like a seven -year -old. I couldn't... I saw

00:56:15.070 --> 00:56:17.670
it in the movie. Yeah, it's like everything's

00:56:17.670 --> 00:56:22.929
fine until the end. It's like, oh my God, what

00:56:22.929 --> 00:56:26.110
the fuck? Yep, she's dead. Bye. That's it. They

00:56:26.110 --> 00:56:27.409
don't even give you closure. Like, yeah, she

00:56:27.409 --> 00:56:31.280
died. Bye. End of movie. Fuck you. CC hates how,

00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:33.019
I can't even think of them, but it's all the

00:56:33.019 --> 00:56:35.840
fucking Nicholas Sparks movies or like books.

00:56:35.940 --> 00:56:37.960
She's like, Oh my God, there's such good romance

00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:41.619
stories. Yeah. Like that kind of plot though.

00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:43.219
And there's so many of them where like, there's

00:56:43.219 --> 00:56:45.599
this one where it's like, this dude fights his

00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:48.559
whole life to finally get this girl. And like,

00:56:48.659 --> 00:56:50.920
he's with the wrong person. She's with the wrong

00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.710
person, but they had like a. beautiful love when

00:56:53.710 --> 00:56:55.670
they were kids but they were kept apart by their

00:56:55.670 --> 00:56:58.329
parents and they finally fucking get together

00:56:58.329 --> 00:57:00.989
at the very end of the movie and then he just

00:57:00.989 --> 00:57:03.650
gets shot and killed in a random act of gang

00:57:03.650 --> 00:57:06.110
violence and that's how the fucking i feel like

00:57:06.110 --> 00:57:08.949
that's like why like that's so cheap it's a cheap

00:57:08.949 --> 00:57:11.289
ending that's exactly like it's cheap it's it's

00:57:11.289 --> 00:57:14.590
he dies for the sake of you being sad yeah There's

00:57:14.590 --> 00:57:16.409
another show she's watching. It's the same thing.

00:57:16.510 --> 00:57:19.090
It's like, she was talking about how great the

00:57:19.090 --> 00:57:21.329
show was. I look up the plot on Wikipedia, and,

00:57:21.389 --> 00:57:23.269
like, in the last episode, she gets murked by

00:57:23.269 --> 00:57:25.469
a fucking car when she's riding a bike. It's

00:57:25.469 --> 00:57:27.070
like, how is that a good ending? So, like, a

00:57:27.070 --> 00:57:29.090
Johnny Hockey type thing? Yeah, and then there's,

00:57:29.110 --> 00:57:31.090
like, then, like, there's an epilogue where it's,

00:57:31.130 --> 00:57:33.690
like, the husband trying to piece his life back

00:57:33.690 --> 00:57:34.789
together after his wife died. What the fuck?

00:57:34.789 --> 00:57:37.250
That sucks! Why would you want to watch that?

00:57:37.269 --> 00:57:40.190
Why are you reading this? Why are we, like, it's...

00:57:40.190 --> 00:57:42.489
I'm not saying that everything has to have a

00:57:42.489 --> 00:57:45.440
happy ending. But for there to be a sad ending,

00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:47.519
it needs to be deserved. It needs to be earned.

00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:49.980
It's an earned sad ending. I feel like it's cheap

00:57:49.980 --> 00:57:52.320
otherwise. And I get it. Sometimes people just

00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:54.800
get fucking whacked in real life, too. Rip Johnny

00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:59.519
Hockey. Yes. Yes, Johnny Goudreau. Rip. I get

00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:01.559
that you need a couple stories like that that

00:58:01.559 --> 00:58:03.900
end that way, but I don't know. I feel like girls

00:58:03.900 --> 00:58:06.619
romanticize themselves or their partners dying

00:58:06.619 --> 00:58:09.219
sometimes. All the time. Tucker's saying we should

00:58:09.219 --> 00:58:11.719
take a break. Yeah, I agree. Quick break. Quick

00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:15.539
smoke break. Lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit,

00:58:15.539 --> 00:58:19.679
lit, lit, lit, lit. We'll be back on Untitled

00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:26.059
Podcast. Turn down for what? Stop it. Turn down

00:58:26.059 --> 00:58:41.599
for what? We're going to have a problem here.

00:58:42.099 --> 00:58:48.219
If we get copyright claimed on one, we're done.

00:58:49.860 --> 00:58:57.239
Welcome back to a podcast. I hate my neighbor.

00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:01.619
He's got something to say. Tyler hates his neighbor.

00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:04.159
I hate my fucking neighbor. This guy's nudging

00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:10.190
me. So I got a new neighbor the other day. I

00:59:10.190 --> 00:59:13.170
haven't talked to them, but they bothered me

00:59:13.170 --> 00:59:15.610
to no end. So the first thing that I did with

00:59:15.610 --> 00:59:17.489
my new neighbor, I was washing my dishes. And

00:59:17.489 --> 00:59:19.070
Dan knows this. You've been in my house. You

00:59:19.070 --> 00:59:21.289
know how I have my sink and there's a window

00:59:21.289 --> 00:59:23.750
right above my sink? So I'm washing my dishes

00:59:23.750 --> 00:59:25.389
and I see someone pull down my driveway. I'm

00:59:25.389 --> 00:59:27.800
like... i don't have a neighbor right now who

00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.500
the fuck is this so i kind of go out to my porch

00:59:30.500 --> 00:59:32.619
area where there's like the blinds thing and

00:59:32.619 --> 00:59:34.739
i'm just kind of like half my face is looking

00:59:34.739 --> 00:59:37.440
at the blind like this and then i see my neighbor

00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:39.900
walk up and then she opens up the door and i'm

00:59:39.900 --> 00:59:41.900
like oh but then she like looks around and then

00:59:41.900 --> 00:59:43.920
like looks up at me and i michael myers like

00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:49.099
like the thing so she sees me and i'm like uh

00:59:49.099 --> 00:59:51.219
that probably made me look real scary but the

00:59:51.219 --> 00:59:55.190
reason why i hate my fucking neighbor is so you

00:59:55.190 --> 00:59:57.130
know my driveway it only has like the one thing

00:59:57.130 --> 00:59:58.690
like the one entrance and then there's like the

00:59:58.690 --> 01:00:01.409
place where like four cars can park she parks

01:00:01.409 --> 01:00:05.530
directly in the one exit out I had to drive on

01:00:05.530 --> 01:00:08.150
the grass to get past her every fucking day this

01:00:08.150 --> 01:00:09.690
is your neighbor this is my neighbor and I'm

01:00:09.690 --> 01:00:12.750
like lady listen I'm leaving an open spot for

01:00:12.750 --> 01:00:14.489
you so you can pull all the way back I'm like

01:00:14.489 --> 01:00:16.690
just pull all the way back whatever she's like

01:00:16.690 --> 01:00:18.389
oh yeah I'll do that I'll do that never fucking

01:00:18.389 --> 01:00:22.389
does it she called her a nudger Well, Ali Mack,

01:00:22.510 --> 01:00:25.489
she is a person of the African -American variety,

01:00:25.690 --> 01:00:27.809
so that might not go too well. That might sound

01:00:27.809 --> 01:00:30.150
like something bad. That might be too close for

01:00:30.150 --> 01:00:34.050
something else. But yeah, I literally said, I'm

01:00:34.050 --> 01:00:36.070
like, hey, listen, listen. I'm leaving you space

01:00:36.070 --> 01:00:37.809
open. I'm like, I'll even leave the space open

01:00:37.809 --> 01:00:39.289
that you don't even have to turn. You can just

01:00:39.289 --> 01:00:41.969
do the pullback and you'll be fine. Nope, motherfucker,

01:00:42.110 --> 01:00:45.889
still. She moved back a tiny bit. A tiny bit.

01:00:46.170 --> 01:00:48.449
Damn. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

01:00:48.570 --> 01:00:50.309
I might just hit your car one day just to fuck

01:00:50.309 --> 01:00:52.409
with you. Dude, that sucks. Having bad neighbors

01:00:52.409 --> 01:00:54.389
is the worst. My neighbors just fucking park

01:00:54.389 --> 01:00:58.019
on my lawn. I always park as far into their side

01:00:58.019 --> 01:01:01.960
as I can. I'm in their front yard right now.

01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:04.800
I'm not really in yours. You told me to. You

01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:06.619
told me to piss them off, and I've done it every

01:01:06.619 --> 01:01:09.380
time. One day I just heard a tree fucking fall

01:01:09.380 --> 01:01:11.500
in my house, or a tree branch, and I'm like,

01:01:11.500 --> 01:01:13.780
what the fuck? And then I hear the fucking doorbell

01:01:13.780 --> 01:01:16.420
open, and Megan answered it, and she's like,

01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:19.280
they said they're cutting down the trees, and

01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:22.739
it might fall in our house, but they'll come

01:01:22.739 --> 01:01:26.039
back and clean it up. Okay. Well, okay. That's

01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:30.559
not good. That's not good. Damage my roof. The

01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:33.760
fuck? I don't know. So do you guys have any neighbors

01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:36.260
that you guys hate? No, but I got a fucking ghost

01:01:36.260 --> 01:01:39.079
that's been acting up. Take me over to your house.

01:01:39.139 --> 01:01:40.739
I'll fucking look for you. Yeah, we got to investigate

01:01:40.739 --> 01:01:43.760
Ellie Mac's house. Cece's phone just started

01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:46.699
playing music out of nowhere at like five o 'clock

01:01:46.699 --> 01:01:48.539
in the morning. No, not five o 'clock. It was

01:01:48.539 --> 01:01:51.829
some like weirdly. It was like. 3 .37 in the

01:01:51.829 --> 01:01:54.449
morning, and we were both just knocked. What's

01:01:54.449 --> 01:01:56.869
the name of the lady that died there? Ah, fuck.

01:01:57.010 --> 01:02:00.010
It was, uh... I have a screenshot of it. I sent

01:02:00.010 --> 01:02:02.929
it in the group chat, but I said that name, like,

01:02:02.989 --> 01:02:04.809
two weeks ago when I heard, like, a noise, and

01:02:04.809 --> 01:02:06.329
I was like, ah, shut the fuck up. Next Wednesday

01:02:06.329 --> 01:02:08.409
night, are you free? I think it was Carol. It

01:02:08.409 --> 01:02:10.849
was Carol. Of course it was Carol. It's, uh...

01:02:10.849 --> 01:02:12.849
I don't know what the last name was, but... Baskin?

01:02:12.849 --> 01:02:15.030
No, it was, uh... Ally Mac, I'm actually asking

01:02:15.030 --> 01:02:16.750
you this. Next Wednesday, are you free? I can

01:02:16.750 --> 01:02:19.230
do this. Uh, no. I'm working. Wednesday night?

01:02:19.739 --> 01:02:24.880
Wednesday day. Are you working Thursday? Next

01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:27.780
Thursday? Yeah, I got my history training. I

01:02:27.780 --> 01:02:29.480
was going to say, because I could come over on

01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:32.380
Wednesday. I can't do it Friday because I'm going

01:02:32.380 --> 01:02:35.320
to New Jersey for my interview thing. I was going

01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:38.079
to say... The noises are getting angrier. Shit's

01:02:38.079 --> 01:02:40.239
just falling frequently in my house now. What

01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:41.440
about this Saturday night? Why don't you set

01:02:41.440 --> 01:02:44.750
up cameras like paranormal activity? I'm at that

01:02:44.750 --> 01:02:48.349
point, honestly. Seriously? We gotta fucking

01:02:48.349 --> 01:02:51.869
investigate. It's like every day now. Get me

01:02:51.869 --> 01:02:54.429
to your house. I'll come tonight. I will come

01:02:54.429 --> 01:02:57.409
with him tonight. I will come with him tonight.

01:02:57.550 --> 01:03:00.210
We will go tonight. If we're going over there

01:03:00.210 --> 01:03:01.909
and we're trying to tempt it, it's never going

01:03:01.909 --> 01:03:04.690
to. The only time we've ever told somebody about

01:03:04.690 --> 01:03:05.469
the ghost... No, we know how to provoke these

01:03:05.469 --> 01:03:07.829
shits. Yeah, but they don't give a fuck about

01:03:07.829 --> 01:03:10.170
provoking because they know we want a reaction.

01:03:10.570 --> 01:03:13.730
I'm dead serious, dude. If I'm looking for something

01:03:13.730 --> 01:03:15.750
to happen because we me and cc tell practically

01:03:15.750 --> 01:03:17.789
everyone who comes over like our fucking apartment's

01:03:17.789 --> 01:03:21.190
haunted now but no like the the only time something's

01:03:21.190 --> 01:03:23.449
ever happened when we've had company over was

01:03:23.449 --> 01:03:25.750
cc made like a margarita and one of those mixer

01:03:25.750 --> 01:03:28.210
things for the couple that we had over to our

01:03:28.210 --> 01:03:30.469
house jimmy buffett fucking kind of yeah it's

01:03:30.469 --> 01:03:32.949
like it's got like the it's stainless steel all

01:03:32.949 --> 01:03:34.730
the way it's got like the base and that weird

01:03:34.730 --> 01:03:36.710
cone part that is the grate and then the cap

01:03:36.710 --> 01:03:40.619
to it like those shakers And CC was actively

01:03:40.619 --> 01:03:42.539
telling them about the ghost when all of a sudden

01:03:42.539 --> 01:03:44.659
the top of it just pops off and falls on the

01:03:44.659 --> 01:03:46.820
floor. And that thing is something that like

01:03:46.820 --> 01:03:49.440
it's that thing always is on so fucking tight.

01:03:49.539 --> 01:03:51.380
Whenever CC needs to take it off, she always

01:03:51.380 --> 01:03:54.619
asks me to fucking pull it off. So it just popped

01:03:54.619 --> 01:03:56.940
off on its own while we were talking about it.

01:03:56.960 --> 01:03:59.019
And the company we had over was literally like.

01:04:01.279 --> 01:04:03.380
Yeah, we should probably get home, babe, right?

01:04:03.860 --> 01:04:06.059
Like five minutes later, they dipped out. They

01:04:06.059 --> 01:04:08.019
waited just long enough to make it seem like

01:04:08.019 --> 01:04:09.940
that wasn't the reason. And then they fucking

01:04:09.940 --> 01:04:11.980
did. Oh, fuck. I do have a new ghost. We would

01:04:11.980 --> 01:04:14.639
try to provoke it, though. I've been doing it.

01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:16.500
I hear noise in the house. We should talk to

01:04:16.500 --> 01:04:19.679
Carol. So I had two things that happened recently.

01:04:20.199 --> 01:04:24.000
Me and my fiance. I was taking a shower. My fiance

01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:27.340
was outside. Not outside, but in our living room.

01:04:27.619 --> 01:04:30.420
I was taking a shower. And I'm like. you know

01:04:30.420 --> 01:04:32.760
just whatever shower like just i was scrubbing

01:04:32.760 --> 01:04:35.099
my hair and i opened up my eyes i legitimately

01:04:35.099 --> 01:04:38.480
see a hand reach in and go like that mike like

01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:39.900
didn't touch me he didn't touch anything but

01:04:39.900 --> 01:04:41.960
like reach his hand in and like touch the wall

01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:45.679
and then came out i'm like i'm down to do some

01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:51.940
rituals no ouija boards no ouija boards we're

01:04:51.940 --> 01:04:53.960
not doing a ouija board in my house and then

01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:56.300
the second one I don't fuck with Ouija boards.

01:04:56.420 --> 01:05:00.980
I don't think that they're real. I don't fuck

01:05:00.980 --> 01:05:03.820
with the Ouijas, dude. Bro, you gotta get ChachiBT.

01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:07.320
I don't fuck with the Ouijas, dude. Get ChachiBT

01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:09.639
to summon the ghost for you and communicate with

01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:14.619
it. That might be bad, dude. Connecting AI to

01:05:14.619 --> 01:05:17.940
the... I think AI is the antichrist. Yeah, what

01:05:17.940 --> 01:05:22.099
if it's like the spirit creeps into the AI? Possesses

01:05:22.099 --> 01:05:24.300
ChatGPT. Yeah, and then it has access to all

01:05:24.300 --> 01:05:28.280
the human information. What happens then? It's

01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:31.500
like, do you expect... The fucking ChatGPT just

01:05:31.500 --> 01:05:33.380
airs out your dirty laundry. It's like, how come

01:05:33.380 --> 01:05:35.280
you got so many pictures of fucking trannies

01:05:35.280 --> 01:05:41.039
on your phone? She doesn't mean it. I don't have

01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:42.840
anything. I don't know what she's talking about.

01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:46.760
We play this game, girl versus tranny. You wouldn't

01:05:46.760 --> 01:05:50.659
get it. Ellie Mack, do you think this spirit

01:05:50.659 --> 01:05:53.980
in your house is malicious? No. I think that

01:05:53.980 --> 01:05:56.760
it's irritated. I think that it's just like...

01:05:56.760 --> 01:06:00.159
Based off of the obituary I read and everything,

01:06:00.340 --> 01:06:03.789
it sounds like she... lived alone and was like

01:06:03.789 --> 01:06:06.829
in her mid to late sixties and died of a heart

01:06:06.829 --> 01:06:08.710
attack. That's kind of my understanding of what

01:06:08.710 --> 01:06:11.429
happened. So I think that she probably just wasn't

01:06:11.429 --> 01:06:13.670
a happy woman. And now like me and Cece are just

01:06:13.670 --> 01:06:16.210
banging in the apartment. Do you think she hates

01:06:16.210 --> 01:06:18.469
healthcare workers? I don't know. The one thing

01:06:18.469 --> 01:06:20.429
I will say, I was joking around about this though,

01:06:20.449 --> 01:06:22.650
that fucking ghost, this, all right, this is

01:06:22.650 --> 01:06:25.579
going to get weird. This ghost does not like

01:06:25.579 --> 01:06:28.099
me jerking off. That's like a trigger for it.

01:06:28.340 --> 01:06:31.400
I swear to God. You can't even jerk off because

01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:33.440
you got a ghost being like, fucking stop. So

01:06:33.440 --> 01:06:35.780
what has she done when you're rubbing one out?

01:06:36.090 --> 01:06:38.789
Just like every time something gets knocked over.

01:06:38.889 --> 01:06:40.809
But the thing is, is that... Excuse me, young

01:06:40.809 --> 01:06:43.710
man. Do not jerk off from this home. So this

01:06:43.710 --> 01:06:46.510
is the anti -masturbation ghost. Yeah. Now you've

01:06:46.510 --> 01:06:48.650
got a ghost fucking watching you jerk off. I'll

01:06:48.650 --> 01:06:51.070
be honest though. What we were talking about

01:06:51.070 --> 01:06:52.969
the fucking first half of this podcast, they

01:06:52.969 --> 01:06:55.309
said I really don't jerk off like ever. That's

01:06:55.309 --> 01:06:58.300
like a large contributing factor to it. It doesn't

01:06:58.300 --> 01:07:00.260
give a shit what I'm fucking. Like, it doesn't

01:07:00.260 --> 01:07:02.380
care that. Now you're procreating there. But

01:07:02.380 --> 01:07:03.539
when you're just trying to rub one out. Yeah,

01:07:03.539 --> 01:07:04.800
but when you're trying to rub one out, it's like

01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:08.059
it's judging me. Well, you know what you got

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:11.260
to do, bro? Say you jerk off twice a day. No.

01:07:11.280 --> 01:07:13.360
And just have it get used to it. No, it's because

01:07:13.360 --> 01:07:17.239
you're not telling her you're going to do it.

01:07:17.300 --> 01:07:19.219
And she's there in the room not expecting it.

01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:21.400
And then you just whip your cock out. You whip

01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:24.940
your cock out and start cranking your fucking

01:07:24.940 --> 01:07:27.760
hog. And she's like, this shit. again and knocks

01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:29.880
a fucking cup over. She's just trying to fucking

01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:31.480
live the afterlife. Carol, stop paying fucking

01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:34.760
rent anymore, okay? Got this fucking retard jerking

01:07:34.760 --> 01:07:37.699
off on the bed. What are you barking at? They're

01:07:37.699 --> 01:07:41.360
barking at Carol. Is Carol up there? One bark

01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:44.599
for yes. Just say to Carol, just say, hey, I'm

01:07:44.599 --> 01:07:46.880
gonna look, I'm gonna rub one out real quick

01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:51.219
if you wouldn't mind leaving the room. Just say,

01:07:51.260 --> 01:07:53.099
if you wouldn't mind leaving the room. Please.

01:07:53.099 --> 01:07:54.719
And then close the door behind you. Don't leave

01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:56.639
the door open while you're jerking off. For it

01:07:56.639 --> 01:07:59.760
to walk by and see you cranking your hog, dude.

01:08:00.300 --> 01:08:02.659
Don't I have the right to fucking crank my hog

01:08:02.659 --> 01:08:04.920
in my own house with the fucking door open though?

01:08:05.059 --> 01:08:08.219
It's fucking Carol's house. Do you lay down when

01:08:08.219 --> 01:08:10.320
you jerk off? Or do you like stand up when you

01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:13.460
jerk off? You're talking about provoking it with

01:08:13.460 --> 01:08:16.840
an AI. Be respectful. you're trying to go into

01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:19.380
my house and fucking antagonize this thing. And

01:08:19.380 --> 01:08:21.399
you're telling me to be respectful and I'm cranking

01:08:21.399 --> 01:08:23.460
my hog. I think that standing up while jerking

01:08:23.460 --> 01:08:26.000
off is the stupidest thing. I did it the other

01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:28.859
day, but generally I lay down. Why would you

01:08:28.859 --> 01:08:31.880
stand up to jerk off? I, you know why? I'll tell

01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:34.039
you why. Because when I lay on my bed, sometimes

01:08:34.039 --> 01:08:36.760
I have, he has anti -masturbation ghosts. I have

01:08:36.760 --> 01:08:40.779
anti -masturbation cats. So my cats, my cats

01:08:40.779 --> 01:08:43.649
can not give me like any space. So I'm trying

01:08:43.649 --> 01:08:45.310
to rub one out and they fucking jump onto my

01:08:45.310 --> 01:08:46.869
chest while I'm rubbing one out. And I'm like,

01:08:46.890 --> 01:08:48.710
dude, just fuck. That is not the type of pussy

01:08:48.710 --> 01:08:50.750
that I'm looking for. Instantly go soft. And

01:08:50.750 --> 01:08:53.949
I'm like, and then sometimes they're like, and

01:08:53.949 --> 01:08:56.829
I'm like, all right, this is fucking adorable.

01:08:57.010 --> 01:08:58.670
I got to put my dick away and fucking pet my

01:08:58.670 --> 01:09:02.590
cat, you know? So yeah, it's like when I'm laying

01:09:02.590 --> 01:09:05.609
down, I can't get any space to myself. So I had

01:09:05.609 --> 01:09:08.029
to literally, I was, I was standing up in the

01:09:08.029 --> 01:09:10.649
fucking bathroom the other day, rubbing one out.

01:09:10.890 --> 01:09:13.640
And as I'm fucking finishing, I feel something

01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.460
rubbing against my fucking leg. This is what

01:09:15.460 --> 01:09:17.979
your life has been reduced to. Yeah, my fucking

01:09:17.979 --> 01:09:20.539
cat rubbing up against my leg. And I'm like,

01:09:20.539 --> 01:09:22.279
are you fucking kidding me, dude? I can't get

01:09:22.279 --> 01:09:25.640
any alone time. Why don't you shut the door?

01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:28.020
Well, I could have. Yeah, I probably should have.

01:09:28.140 --> 01:09:29.899
It sits in the corner of your room when you're

01:09:29.899 --> 01:09:34.399
fucking clapping cheeks and it's just watching

01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:37.359
you do it. And it's like, what? It just feels

01:09:37.359 --> 01:09:38.979
weird. Cause it's like, what's going through,

01:09:39.039 --> 01:09:40.960
like it's a living animal. And you're just thinking

01:09:40.960 --> 01:09:42.500
about like, what's going through its head. And

01:09:42.500 --> 01:09:45.859
it's just like, so I was, I was actually having

01:09:45.859 --> 01:09:48.960
sex on my couch and my hamster came out and then

01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:52.279
to start going on the fucking page. I'm like,

01:09:52.340 --> 01:09:55.359
Eric, can you fucking stop? She's gone. Fucking.

01:09:55.479 --> 01:09:59.579
He's here. Like the Chinese hamster. You remember

01:09:59.579 --> 01:10:02.060
when I had the fucking hamster? He would do that

01:10:02.060 --> 01:10:03.899
shit, but he'd start running on the fucking wheel.

01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:06.770
And that thing was loud. You just be in the middle

01:10:06.770 --> 01:10:08.670
of it. You got some nice fucking music on there.

01:10:08.729 --> 01:10:14.930
You just hear. It's like, God, I don't know why,

01:10:14.949 --> 01:10:16.770
but like every time that we do it, hamster comes

01:10:16.770 --> 01:10:20.869
out. Just the fucking thing. I'm like, does she,

01:10:20.869 --> 01:10:24.970
does the sex summon hamsters? You're probably

01:10:24.970 --> 01:10:27.189
just scaring the fuck out of it. It's like, it's

01:10:27.189 --> 01:10:29.630
so loud. I can't leave the crate. Let me out.

01:10:30.590 --> 01:10:32.409
I love how my contact picture is your fucking

01:10:32.409 --> 01:10:34.329
hamster just hanging from the top of the cage.

01:10:34.369 --> 01:10:36.170
That's my dead hamster. I got a new one. Oh,

01:10:36.189 --> 01:10:38.890
shit. But that is a hysterical picture. She's

01:10:38.890 --> 01:10:42.489
just grabbing onto the fucking cage. So high

01:10:42.489 --> 01:10:45.029
stress. Yeah, Tifa used to grab onto the top

01:10:45.029 --> 01:10:48.729
of the cage and fucking ultimate warrior that

01:10:48.729 --> 01:10:53.630
shit. She's like, ah. Just hold on as long as

01:10:53.630 --> 01:10:57.810
a human can. It was so fucking funny. I think

01:10:57.810 --> 01:11:00.189
I got actual pictures of her. Let me see. I like

01:11:00.189 --> 01:11:02.229
hamsters. They're just fucking stupid as shit,

01:11:02.250 --> 01:11:04.449
though. The one time, like, I would always let

01:11:04.449 --> 01:11:06.310
my hamster out on my table when I was gaming

01:11:06.310 --> 01:11:07.829
because he would just kind of chill and he'd

01:11:07.829 --> 01:11:09.989
every once in a while, like, run up to my hand

01:11:09.989 --> 01:11:11.829
or, like, climb on top or whatever. But one day

01:11:11.829 --> 01:11:13.329
he's on top of the table and he just fucking

01:11:13.329 --> 01:11:17.390
jumps off and lands on his neck in, like, a three

01:11:17.390 --> 01:11:20.810
-foot fall drop for, like, a small hamster. the

01:11:20.810 --> 01:11:23.090
size of a quarter. That's a significant drop

01:11:23.090 --> 01:11:25.949
for it. And it was completely fine, but it got

01:11:25.949 --> 01:11:27.890
scared and like ran all over the house and was

01:11:27.890 --> 01:11:30.170
like, what the fuck? Been doing this for two

01:11:30.170 --> 01:11:31.869
months and it just decides, oh, time to kill

01:11:31.869 --> 01:11:34.529
myself. Like just off. This is my new hamster.

01:11:34.529 --> 01:11:36.010
That'd be the equivalent of one of us jumping

01:11:36.010 --> 01:11:38.090
off like a 10 story building. It's like, why

01:11:38.090 --> 01:11:40.130
are you doing that? That's my new hamster. She

01:11:40.130 --> 01:11:41.729
comes out and like taps on the fucking glass

01:11:41.729 --> 01:11:45.409
and shit. Yo. That's a big hamster. I had the

01:11:45.409 --> 01:11:47.529
tiny little dwarf hamster. Those things were,

01:11:47.550 --> 01:11:50.130
like, they were so small. Yeah, like, when you

01:11:50.130 --> 01:11:52.130
grab her, she kind of, like, is, like, out here

01:11:52.130 --> 01:11:54.250
and out here. Mine was the size of, like, literally

01:11:54.250 --> 01:11:57.189
a golf ball. They're so tiny. Yeah, we're looking

01:11:57.189 --> 01:11:59.710
at when we get... Oh, sorry. I just wanted to

01:11:59.710 --> 01:12:06.750
finish this. I was... When this hamster dies,

01:12:06.829 --> 01:12:08.670
we're looking at getting a couple rats, Dumbo

01:12:08.670 --> 01:12:13.310
rats. I don't think Tucker likes that idea. I

01:12:13.310 --> 01:12:15.529
don't think he likes the rats. Fucking Carol.

01:12:15.850 --> 01:12:20.170
Tell it. That bitch Carol. That bitch Carol's

01:12:20.170 --> 01:12:21.810
trying to get in the basement. Tucker's telling

01:12:21.810 --> 01:12:25.390
her to go fuck herself. I love hamsters. I love

01:12:25.390 --> 01:12:28.409
rodents of all sorts. I'm a big rodent guy. She'd

01:12:28.409 --> 01:12:30.970
get a capybara. That'd be fun. I remember when

01:12:30.970 --> 01:12:34.069
his hamster, he thought his hamster died, and

01:12:34.069 --> 01:12:36.310
it was actually just hibernating, but he had

01:12:36.310 --> 01:12:39.409
the gun in his mouth. He was like, I'm going

01:12:39.409 --> 01:12:41.569
to kill myself if my hamster died. He was actually

01:12:41.569 --> 01:12:47.369
just sleeping. Who's this? Tyler. I forgot about

01:12:47.369 --> 01:12:50.649
that story. I love that hamster, dude. I'm being

01:12:50.649 --> 01:12:52.229
dead serious. I love that hamster. Is that one

01:12:52.229 --> 01:12:55.289
dead now? Yeah, she died. Oh, shit. She's buried

01:12:55.289 --> 01:12:56.289
in my parents' backyard. Sorry for your loss.

01:12:56.590 --> 01:12:59.689
She's buried in my parents' backyard. I love

01:12:59.689 --> 01:13:01.609
that hamster, though. She was awesome. How old

01:13:01.609 --> 01:13:02.970
did it live? Thoughts and prayers. About two

01:13:02.970 --> 01:13:05.039
years. Yeah. That's the average life for them.

01:13:05.180 --> 01:13:07.220
Two years. That's it. Yeah. That's, that's the

01:13:07.220 --> 01:13:09.819
average lifespan of hamsters. The dwarf hamsters

01:13:09.819 --> 01:13:11.539
are one year. That's the whole reason I took

01:13:11.539 --> 01:13:14.300
it was because my roommate Deanna was like, Hey,

01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:16.800
like you're nocturnal. Cause you work nights.

01:13:16.880 --> 01:13:18.979
This fucking hamster is nocturnal and it keeps

01:13:18.979 --> 01:13:20.680
us up running on the wheel at like two o 'clock

01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.079
in the morning. Can you take it? And I was like,

01:13:22.140 --> 01:13:23.800
yeah, sure. Why would you want to have a pet

01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:26.500
that dies in a year? Because I don't know. All

01:13:26.500 --> 01:13:29.659
right. Well. Clearly, you have a deep attachment

01:13:29.659 --> 01:13:31.800
to your hamster, but I feel like for most people,

01:13:31.939 --> 01:13:36.460
it's not really that kind of a pet. It's in between

01:13:36.460 --> 01:13:42.000
a ferret and a goldfish. How much you give a

01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:44.439
fuck about it, typically. When mine died, it

01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:48.260
was like, okay, throw it in the trash. You threw

01:13:48.260 --> 01:13:50.859
it in the trash? No, I buried the hamster, but

01:13:50.859 --> 01:13:53.760
I threw all its stuff in the trash. I genuinely

01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:57.329
cried when my hamster died. Damn. Yeah, it didn't

01:13:57.329 --> 01:14:00.109
go like that for me. No, I was super attached.

01:14:00.310 --> 01:14:02.010
When I first went to the pet store, I wasn't

01:14:02.010 --> 01:14:03.850
even looking to buy it. We were just going to

01:14:03.850 --> 01:14:05.850
the pet store. And I went by, and the hamster

01:14:05.850 --> 01:14:08.350
just puts its hand up to the wall. And I put

01:14:08.350 --> 01:14:11.369
my finger on it, and it just started going. And

01:14:11.369 --> 01:14:13.970
I'm like, I don't know. I just got a connection

01:14:13.970 --> 01:14:17.250
to that right there. One of my rabbits had a

01:14:17.250 --> 01:14:19.729
seizure in front of me and died. Jesus Christ.

01:14:20.189 --> 01:14:24.109
Damn. Yeah. His name was Luigi. That's awful.

01:14:24.369 --> 01:14:27.010
Free Luigi, dude. That's horrible. As a kid,

01:14:27.050 --> 01:14:30.130
that would have ruined me. No, I wasn't a kid.

01:14:30.210 --> 01:14:33.189
I was, like, 20. This was, like, last year, bro.

01:14:33.329 --> 01:14:35.470
No, it was, like, yesterday, actually. Yeah,

01:14:35.470 --> 01:14:37.369
no, I was working at Mohawk, and my mom was,

01:14:37.430 --> 01:14:39.510
like, freaking out because the rabbit was having

01:14:39.510 --> 01:14:42.510
a seizure, but then just died. Casey's like,

01:14:42.609 --> 01:14:45.770
we got to get some versed. Come on, guys. How

01:14:45.770 --> 01:14:48.449
long do rabbits normally live? Like 10 years.

01:14:48.850 --> 01:14:53.029
Really? Yeah. How long did you have yours? I

01:14:53.029 --> 01:14:56.590
think, like, probably eight years. No percent

01:14:56.590 --> 01:15:01.149
has a couple rabbits. Yeah. They're cool. You

01:15:01.149 --> 01:15:02.890
just got to get a parrot. Those things live,

01:15:02.989 --> 01:15:05.510
like, fucking 80 years. I made my first rabbit

01:15:05.510 --> 01:15:10.789
after Fergie. There you go. Did you want to fuck

01:15:10.789 --> 01:15:13.989
it, too? Yeah, no, I was into Fergie when I was

01:15:13.989 --> 01:15:17.569
that age. Fergie? The worst thing about parrots

01:15:17.569 --> 01:15:20.250
is that, like, because I was reading up on them

01:15:20.250 --> 01:15:22.109
until I found out they were 70 years old. But,

01:15:22.149 --> 01:15:24.470
like, if you have one for, like, 10 years and

01:15:24.470 --> 01:15:26.050
then you get rid of it because you're like, this

01:15:26.050 --> 01:15:28.350
fucking thing won't stop talking, which most

01:15:28.350 --> 01:15:30.930
people do, they typically just die of depression.

01:15:31.149 --> 01:15:33.050
They get so attached to their owners. And if

01:15:33.050 --> 01:15:35.069
you get rid of that, yeah, it's like a life sentence

01:15:35.069 --> 01:15:36.630
getting one of those things. You're going to,

01:15:36.649 --> 01:15:38.369
like, fucking be a dick if you get rid of it.

01:15:38.470 --> 01:15:41.819
I heard an insane story about a parrot. And it

01:15:41.819 --> 01:15:43.640
was, like, a ghost story. Me too, actually. Oh,

01:15:43.659 --> 01:15:45.220
no, it was not a ghost story, though. No, but,

01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:48.359
like, it was... This guy kept on, like... Like,

01:15:48.380 --> 01:15:50.380
he was... Like, his aunt had a parrot, and he

01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:51.760
had to go over and watch it when she was, like,

01:15:51.760 --> 01:15:54.319
on vacation or something. And then, like, every

01:15:54.319 --> 01:15:57.520
night, the parrot would just start making this

01:15:57.520 --> 01:16:00.140
weird, like, demonic sound, just going, like...

01:16:00.140 --> 01:16:02.760
And she's like... And the guy's like, what the

01:16:02.760 --> 01:16:04.760
fuck is that? Yeah, it's like in Minecraft, when

01:16:04.760 --> 01:16:08.239
the parrots fucking, you know, imitate the zombies.

01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:14.920
Yeah. But like it kept on making that sound and

01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:16.420
they're like, what the fuck? And like, they,

01:16:16.579 --> 01:16:19.020
like, they, the guy kept on like being like,

01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:21.600
this sounds fucking bad. So he took the parrot

01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:23.960
to a priest and the priest was like, yo, um,

01:16:24.180 --> 01:16:29.359
whatever this parrot isn't possessed, but whatever

01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:32.319
it's talking, like whatever it's mimicking is

01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:36.520
something fucked is going on. Wow. And, like,

01:16:36.720 --> 01:16:39.739
the story kind of ended there, but, like... Wow.

01:16:40.079 --> 01:16:42.619
I saw a story where there was five parrots that

01:16:42.619 --> 01:16:45.579
got donated to a zoo, and they kept swearing

01:16:45.579 --> 01:16:47.979
at all the guests and laughing. They would just,

01:16:48.060 --> 01:16:49.939
like, say, fuck, and then just fucking laugh

01:16:49.939 --> 01:16:52.960
about it. They had to separate all the parrots

01:16:52.960 --> 01:16:58.739
so they would behave. Parrots can be funny. Did

01:16:58.739 --> 01:17:02.449
you ever hear a wolf laugh? No. Wolf laugh sounds

01:17:02.449 --> 01:17:04.869
scary as fuck. I'm going to pull that up. Keep

01:17:04.869 --> 01:17:07.369
talking. I don't know what I was talking about

01:17:07.369 --> 01:17:11.050
anymore. Did you see that they remade the dire

01:17:11.050 --> 01:17:17.369
wolf? Yeah. George Martin owns that. The dire

01:17:17.369 --> 01:17:20.350
wolf now, right? Who's that? The Game of Thrones

01:17:20.350 --> 01:17:23.029
guy. Really? Yeah, because there's dire wolves

01:17:23.029 --> 01:17:25.590
in the show. I wouldn't be surprised. He bought

01:17:25.590 --> 01:17:33.439
one, I think. I think this is it. That's how

01:17:33.439 --> 01:17:39.819
wolves sound. I'm gonna fucking eat your ass.

01:17:44.319 --> 01:17:47.500
He's just vibing. Leave him alone. He's thinking

01:17:47.500 --> 01:17:51.300
about a Mimi saw. It sounds like a fucking elite

01:17:51.300 --> 01:17:56.079
from fucking... From Halo. It kind of tastes

01:17:56.079 --> 01:18:01.840
like when Casey laughs. We'll do a special investigation

01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:04.699
episode of Allie Mac's apartment whenever we

01:18:04.699 --> 01:18:07.180
can. I like that. What's your apartment number?

01:18:07.619 --> 01:18:11.479
Is it 666? I don't really want to give that information

01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:18.449
out. Bleep it out. Bleep it out. I don't think

01:18:18.449 --> 01:18:20.130
we're going to remember to bleep it out. You

01:18:20.130 --> 01:18:22.149
don't have to. I'd rather not. Does it start

01:18:22.149 --> 01:18:26.310
with a one? No. Okay. Start with a two. Does

01:18:26.310 --> 01:18:28.869
it? I was going to say you just keep going down.

01:18:28.869 --> 01:18:31.689
Does it start with a three? How about a four?

01:18:31.770 --> 01:18:34.470
How many digits? What's your social security

01:18:34.470 --> 01:18:38.510
number? I'm going to say. Last four? You strike

01:18:38.510 --> 01:18:42.359
me as a 210 kind of guy. no okay that would have

01:18:42.359 --> 01:18:44.359
been crazy if i got that you're remarkable though

01:18:44.359 --> 01:18:46.939
because this you like remote viewed my apartment

01:18:46.939 --> 01:18:49.180
number because my previous apartment was 201

01:18:49.180 --> 01:18:52.880
oh damn you had the correct numbers just wow

01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:56.380
out of order what does my number look like oh

01:18:56.380 --> 01:18:59.340
you strike me yeah you don't even have well i

01:18:59.340 --> 01:19:02.300
do have an apartment that's right you do um tyler

01:19:02.300 --> 01:19:07.600
strikes me at You don't live in a complex, though.

01:19:07.779 --> 01:19:09.779
It's a three -digit number. All right, so your

01:19:09.779 --> 01:19:16.220
address? Yeah. 318. No. No. No. You got two of

01:19:16.220 --> 01:19:19.359
the numbers right. Which ones? One and eight.

01:19:19.880 --> 01:19:22.340
Really? I thought three was the correct one for

01:19:22.340 --> 01:19:25.579
sure. You got one and eight, right? What's? 814.

01:19:25.680 --> 01:19:30.279
It's 108. Fuck. Oh. Damn. Damn. You should dog

01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:34.079
stand on the podcast. Dogs me? We already did.

01:19:34.340 --> 01:19:36.880
Say your address, and we'll just send you a hate

01:19:36.880 --> 01:19:42.779
mail. Um, no. We're not going to do that. Who's

01:19:42.779 --> 01:19:48.640
this? That's mine. All right. It is. No. It is.

01:19:49.060 --> 01:19:52.220
If anybody wants his driver's license ID number,

01:19:52.420 --> 01:20:02.760
that will be 555 -864 -123. 335 -678. What? 2

01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:06.079
-1 -6. Is that his real? No, I just did it all

01:20:06.079 --> 01:20:10.779
one -off. Oh, my God. You did do it one -off.

01:20:13.199 --> 01:20:16.920
All right, let's get to a game. Oh, God. That

01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:19.760
we like to call Jeopardy. Hold on. I wanted to

01:20:19.760 --> 01:20:21.520
tell a story real quick. All right. Go ahead,

01:20:21.600 --> 01:20:25.239
Dan. Do you guys see that thing about the trooper

01:20:25.239 --> 01:20:28.479
that shot himself? No. No. It was like two months

01:20:28.479 --> 01:20:34.000
ago. This trooper got shot on a traffic stop,

01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:38.319
right? Happened at night. Oh, I think I did hear

01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:40.720
about this, actually. Did you? Yeah. He got shot

01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:43.039
in a traffic stop. Dude, they did the whole thing.

01:20:43.079 --> 01:20:44.600
The cops are like, oh, we're looking for a New

01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:47.039
Jersey license plate, temporary tag. They gave

01:20:47.039 --> 01:20:48.619
the numbers, put it on the news and everything.

01:20:49.739 --> 01:20:53.060
Dude, they did the whole thing when he got out

01:20:53.060 --> 01:20:55.220
of the hospital. right where the troopers line

01:20:55.220 --> 01:20:57.500
up and they're like clapping they're like yeah

01:20:57.500 --> 01:20:59.300
yeah and he's like the guy's in the wheelchair

01:20:59.300 --> 01:21:02.140
he's got a mustache right this is this is what

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:04.460
reminded me of it yeah and he's just like waving

01:21:04.460 --> 01:21:06.840
to everybody nodding his head you know like doing

01:21:06.840 --> 01:21:09.239
the real hero thing they wheel him out to the

01:21:09.239 --> 01:21:12.100
like the suv and he's like waving to everybody

01:21:12.100 --> 01:21:14.840
he's leaving come to fucking find out he shot

01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:17.859
himself bro yeah why because for like for attention

01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:20.979
And then so the cops went and raided his house

01:21:20.979 --> 01:21:23.439
and they found a million dollars in cash and

01:21:23.439 --> 01:21:25.899
a bunch of fucking steroids. It's like, dude,

01:21:25.899 --> 01:21:30.460
how fucking dumb are you? Like, really? How stupid

01:21:30.460 --> 01:21:32.340
are you going to shoot yourself in the fucking

01:21:32.340 --> 01:21:33.840
knee and you think you're going to get away with

01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:35.859
it? Yeah. It's like, get the fuck out of here.

01:21:35.859 --> 01:21:39.020
What a retard. Fucking jackass. It's like, dude,

01:21:39.060 --> 01:21:42.020
you have like a sweet fucking job too. You have

01:21:42.020 --> 01:21:43.819
like a job that people would fucking kill for.

01:21:44.390 --> 01:21:46.090
And you're fucking, you're going to pull some

01:21:46.090 --> 01:21:48.310
stupid shit like that. Come to find out his dad

01:21:48.310 --> 01:21:53.569
was NYPD and he went to jail or got, he got fired.

01:21:53.630 --> 01:21:55.390
And I think he went to jail for selling cocaine.

01:21:56.029 --> 01:21:59.350
Like fucking crazy, dude. That kind of shit.

01:21:59.390 --> 01:22:02.590
I guess it runs in families. You should have

01:22:02.590 --> 01:22:06.130
played bank robbing simulator. If they just did

01:22:06.130 --> 01:22:13.390
that, it'd be fine. All right. I'm not anticipating

01:22:13.390 --> 01:22:15.869
a good performance. I might not even fuzz this

01:22:15.869 --> 01:22:19.050
if it wasn't in the entire game. I'm going to

01:22:19.050 --> 01:22:24.750
try, though. Welcome back to Jeopardy. I'm Alex

01:22:24.750 --> 01:22:28.890
Trebek. I am the quattro. Here with your 13 -time

01:22:28.890 --> 01:22:37.489
winner, Dan. Oh, yeah, baby. Lucky 13. Yep. Six

01:22:37.489 --> 01:22:42.630
-time winner, Allie Mack. Where's the smelly

01:22:42.630 --> 01:22:46.829
salt? Uh, Dan's got them over there in his pharmacy.

01:22:47.529 --> 01:22:49.649
Oh, what do you want? You want some B1? You want

01:22:49.649 --> 01:22:51.670
some smelling salts? I want some smelling salts.

01:22:52.069 --> 01:22:54.590
B1 ain't gonna do shit for me, bro. What are

01:22:54.590 --> 01:22:56.050
you talking about? You didn't even give it a

01:22:56.050 --> 01:23:02.029
chance, bro. Here, I don't want this. What? B1.

01:23:02.829 --> 01:23:05.989
This one? Yeah. Oh, let me take that. No, take

01:23:05.989 --> 01:23:08.750
this one. Oh, fuck. That smells like church.

01:23:09.680 --> 01:23:11.979
Why is it a powder? Why does it look like cocaine?

01:23:12.239 --> 01:23:17.220
Snort it. Why does it look like cocaine? I don't

01:23:17.220 --> 01:23:20.020
know. Why does it? How does it feel? It's because

01:23:20.020 --> 01:23:21.939
I take partials and I dump the rest in there.

01:23:24.000 --> 01:23:26.979
Why do you take partials? Because it's powerful.

01:23:27.060 --> 01:23:35.520
That's why. Do you get real horny? 31 time winner,

01:23:35.619 --> 01:23:40.619
Tyler. 31? What the fuck? God damn it. You won

01:23:40.619 --> 01:23:43.159
the episode 100, remember? Let's get this show

01:23:43.159 --> 01:23:45.819
on the fucking road, bro. Everybody hates Tyler.

01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:50.479
If I showed up to these episodes, let me tell

01:23:50.479 --> 01:23:56.479
you, I'd be a lot closer. Category 3. You got

01:23:56.479 --> 01:24:02.460
Preoccupied with 1985. Double dots. The Missing

01:24:02.460 --> 01:24:06.289
Link. Double dots? What the fuck is that? Double

01:24:06.289 --> 01:24:09.729
dots? It's like double dots. Like two periods?

01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:14.029
Reverse world capitals. What the fuck is that?

01:24:14.050 --> 01:24:16.109
What the fuck does that mean? I'll give you the

01:24:16.109 --> 01:24:17.750
country. Wait, no. I'll give you the capital.

01:24:17.890 --> 01:24:20.810
You're going to tell me the country. Reinventing

01:24:20.810 --> 01:24:23.170
the wheel. Look at this nudger. High treason.

01:24:24.069 --> 01:24:29.250
And off the wall. What was the first one? Preoccupied

01:24:29.250 --> 01:24:33.060
with 1985. I guess we'll do that one. 200. The

01:24:33.060 --> 01:24:36.020
original Super Mario Bros. came out in 1985 for

01:24:36.020 --> 01:24:39.579
this new system. What is the NES? It's number

01:24:39.579 --> 01:24:43.920
one. No, it was me, retard. Get this out of the

01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:47.619
way. Tyler, I guess got it. It was fucking me,

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:51.659
baby. I said it first, though. That's not fair,

01:24:51.720 --> 01:24:53.300
because I was getting nudged by this nudger.

01:24:54.140 --> 01:24:56.279
I'm serious. I was trying to fucking hit it.

01:24:56.619 --> 01:25:00.140
We have a flagrant foul on the nudger. Dan gets

01:25:00.140 --> 01:25:02.579
awarded the points. Tyler, unfortunately, does

01:25:02.579 --> 01:25:06.340
not. No, he doesn't. Let's continue that category.

01:25:06.899 --> 01:25:10.659
400. George Michael released this hit single

01:25:10.659 --> 01:25:14.890
that begins with an iconic sax solo. What is

01:25:14.890 --> 01:25:17.869
Careless Whisper? What the fuck is even that?

01:25:18.109 --> 01:25:22.930
What the fuck is even that, bro? Thank you, I

01:25:22.930 --> 01:25:26.050
agree. What the fuck is even that? What do you

01:25:26.050 --> 01:25:28.710
mean? That's an iconic song. Oh, I guess so.

01:25:29.109 --> 01:25:33.710
It is iconic. Must be so iconic, I've never heard

01:25:33.710 --> 01:25:38.289
of it. Next question. We'll continue on that

01:25:38.289 --> 01:25:40.390
one. You've never heard of that song? No, not

01:25:40.390 --> 01:25:48.800
once in a while. For 600. 600. You can wage up

01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:51.159
to 1 ,000. Let's do 1 ,000. Yeah, do 1 ,000,

01:25:51.180 --> 01:25:55.220
Tyler. I hope you eat this so fucking bad. This

01:25:55.220 --> 01:25:58.119
vice president began his second term in 1985.

01:25:59.159 --> 01:26:01.979
Vice president? Yeah. Oh, you might not get this

01:26:01.979 --> 01:26:05.699
one. I hope he doesn't get it. I'm not hoping

01:26:05.699 --> 01:26:12.340
anything. What is Bush? Oh, you got to be more

01:26:12.340 --> 01:26:17.880
specific than that, Tyler. That's correct. How

01:26:17.880 --> 01:26:20.359
are we three questions in and we're behind by

01:26:20.359 --> 01:26:25.199
2 ,000? You are. 1 ,600. What the world? Fuck

01:26:25.199 --> 01:26:28.779
this game. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Reagan and Bush,

01:26:28.819 --> 01:26:31.680
dude. Tucker, it's okay. It's Reagan, Reagan,

01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:37.739
Reagan and Bush. 800. This Miami Dolphins quarterback

01:26:37.739 --> 01:26:40.810
led them to a Super Bowl this year. They lost

01:26:40.810 --> 01:26:45.930
to the 49ers. What is Dan Marino? He knows. Jesus.

01:26:45.930 --> 01:26:48.050
I buzzed in that. I didn't mean to hit the mic.

01:26:48.510 --> 01:26:51.869
I buzzed in a fucking cunt hair behind him. I'm

01:26:51.869 --> 01:26:56.250
sorry. I respect that. Thousand. This legendary

01:26:56.250 --> 01:26:59.050
boxer made his debut in Troy, New York. What

01:26:59.050 --> 01:27:04.100
is Mike Tyson? Yes. Do you know that? Yeah, I

01:27:04.100 --> 01:27:07.760
did. I did, I did. Yeah, he got his, and he was

01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:10.539
born in Catskill, actually. I knew that. I didn't

01:27:10.539 --> 01:27:13.180
know he was an upstate boxer. Tyler swept the

01:27:13.180 --> 01:27:17.300
category. He was by downstate. You got double

01:27:17.300 --> 01:27:20.960
dots, the missing link, reverse world capitals,

01:27:21.079 --> 01:27:23.020
reinventing the wheel. He just swept that fucking

01:27:23.020 --> 01:27:24.720
category. High treason and off the wall. That's

01:27:24.720 --> 01:27:26.619
his daily double out. Are you fucking kidding

01:27:26.619 --> 01:27:29.710
me? Off the wall. How about we just call this

01:27:29.710 --> 01:27:34.550
the Tyler Show? Why don't you fucking get some

01:27:34.550 --> 01:27:36.010
great answers? Why don't you write some better

01:27:36.010 --> 01:27:40.289
fucking questions here? Jesus Christ. 200. This

01:27:40.289 --> 01:27:42.529
sport, played with a small rubber ball and a

01:27:42.529 --> 01:27:44.949
racket, requires players to hit the ball off

01:27:44.949 --> 01:27:48.369
a wall within a closed court. What is high lie?

01:27:49.090 --> 01:27:53.829
No, what? Yeah, it is! That's what you do in

01:27:53.829 --> 01:28:01.640
high lie! What? What's racquetball? No You look

01:28:01.640 --> 01:28:03.539
it up and you tell me I'm incorrect with are

01:28:03.539 --> 01:28:07.399
we all wrong I Realized this question was a little

01:28:07.399 --> 01:28:09.279
vague. I'm gonna give it to Ellie back. Thank

01:28:09.279 --> 01:28:12.699
you. He was right the first time Don't deduct

01:28:12.699 --> 01:28:15.039
points then cuz it was too vague. Can I get can

01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:17.140
I get the fucking vape, please? I'm stressed

01:28:17.140 --> 01:28:19.439
out because of the results of this fucking game

01:28:20.350 --> 01:28:22.789
These questions are stupid, even though I got

01:28:22.789 --> 01:28:24.770
that last one. They're stupid! Even when I get

01:28:24.770 --> 01:28:26.970
them right, I get told I'm wrong. I was thinking

01:28:26.970 --> 01:28:28.789
squash, but anyway, I don't think that's big.

01:28:29.369 --> 01:28:31.909
Squash? Yeah. What the fuck is squash? You've

01:28:31.909 --> 01:28:34.010
never heard of squash? Never before in my life.

01:28:34.149 --> 01:28:36.909
It's like pickleball. Oh, wild. Okay, whatever.

01:28:37.149 --> 01:28:39.810
Keep it going. What even is this category? Off

01:28:39.810 --> 01:28:43.810
the wall? Okay, yeah. Alright. 400. This surrealist

01:28:43.810 --> 01:28:47.449
artist known for melting clocks and bizarre dreamscapes

01:28:47.449 --> 01:28:51.890
had an off -the -wall approach to painting. What

01:28:51.890 --> 01:28:56.810
is Salvador Dali? Oh my god, he's right. I can't

01:28:56.810 --> 01:29:00.090
stand it. I knew it was right the second it came

01:29:00.090 --> 01:29:01.409
off his tongue, but I never would have thought

01:29:01.409 --> 01:29:05.819
of it on my own. I knew that, but... Double dots,

01:29:06.039 --> 01:29:09.579
the missing link, reverse world capitals, reinventing

01:29:09.579 --> 01:29:12.340
the wheel. The missing link. Tyler started digging

01:29:12.340 --> 01:29:14.460
Adderall. That's the only explanation. Missing

01:29:14.460 --> 01:29:18.180
link for 200. 200, the Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn,

01:29:18.500 --> 01:29:21.939
Queens, and this. What's the category? Staten

01:29:21.939 --> 01:29:26.399
Island. Yes, the missing link. Oh. Yeah, I keep

01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:28.640
forgetting what the category is and that's usually

01:29:28.640 --> 01:29:31.420
a pretty big part of the question. Fucking lock

01:29:31.420 --> 01:29:37.260
it, Allie Mac. Oh, I'm sorry. Talk shit. 400.

01:29:38.020 --> 01:29:40.960
Leviticus, Deuteronomy, Numbers, Genesis, and

01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:44.300
this. That seems like a Bible question. It is

01:29:44.300 --> 01:29:49.729
a Bible question. It is a Bible question. This

01:29:49.729 --> 01:29:52.409
is a made for tire. I didn't expect Tyler to

01:29:52.409 --> 01:29:54.390
get every single fucking one right. How much

01:29:54.390 --> 01:29:56.390
do you pay? We don't even know. I didn't plan

01:29:56.390 --> 01:29:59.689
this. I didn't plan this. Me and Dan have buzzed

01:29:59.689 --> 01:30:01.970
in like a collective two times up to this point.

01:30:02.010 --> 01:30:04.609
Onward. Onward. God damn it. Get smart. Yeah,

01:30:04.630 --> 01:30:06.369
let's get this out of the fucking way. Yeah,

01:30:06.409 --> 01:30:08.630
we got to get back to the actual show. We'll

01:30:08.630 --> 01:30:13.569
get you out of this. Fuck this game. 600. 2009

01:30:13.569 --> 01:30:17.430
band lineup. Zacky Vengeance, Sinister Gates,

01:30:17.710 --> 01:30:20.510
Johnny Christ, Jimmy the Rev Sullivan, and him.

01:30:20.770 --> 01:30:25.210
I don't fucking know. Who killed it? Jimmy the

01:30:25.210 --> 01:30:29.970
Rev Sullivan? Yes. What the fuck are we talking

01:30:29.970 --> 01:30:35.829
about right now? What the fuck? Time it out.

01:30:36.689 --> 01:30:39.289
It would be Matt Shadows from Avenged Seven.

01:30:39.289 --> 01:30:43.560
Oh, it was on the tip of my tongue. Keep going.

01:30:44.479 --> 01:30:48.979
800. For 800, point guard, shooting guard, small

01:30:48.979 --> 01:30:52.439
forward, center, and this position. What is forward?

01:30:54.100 --> 01:30:58.659
What is small forward? No, I said... The options

01:30:58.659 --> 01:31:01.000
were point guard, shooting guard, small forward,

01:31:01.239 --> 01:31:06.939
center, and this position. I played the game.

01:31:07.039 --> 01:31:08.640
I should really know this. I should know this

01:31:08.640 --> 01:31:13.569
too. I played too. No, that doesn't sound right

01:31:13.569 --> 01:31:16.350
at all. That's hockey. I can't believe it. Wait,

01:31:16.449 --> 01:31:19.949
say it one more time. Point guard, shooting guard,

01:31:20.170 --> 01:31:24.050
small forward, center. What's a power forward?

01:31:24.369 --> 01:31:29.710
Yes. Fucking Christ. Holy shit. Wow, I'm fucking

01:31:29.710 --> 01:31:32.789
sweating to get one here. I thought he said all

01:31:32.789 --> 01:31:45.960
five. Don't make it sound like I got a chance

01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:48.779
here. All right. All surprised. I got one. Keep

01:31:48.779 --> 01:31:50.840
it going. It was missing link. Is that what it

01:31:50.840 --> 01:31:54.159
is? Missing link for 1000. Pacific, Atlantic,

01:31:54.600 --> 01:31:57.720
Arctic, Southern, and this ocean. What is Indian?

01:31:58.000 --> 01:32:01.659
Fuck that! Fuck that! My buzzer's rigged. The

01:32:01.659 --> 01:32:04.800
one gets it first. I heard the noise first in

01:32:04.800 --> 01:32:08.539
my deaf ear. I heard it. This game's a lie. Does

01:32:08.539 --> 01:32:10.880
your buzzer work? Yeah, it does. I'm gonna pull

01:32:10.880 --> 01:32:13.140
a Trump and gaslight everyone. I buzzed first.

01:32:13.560 --> 01:32:15.859
I buzzed first and I'm gonna keep saying it until

01:32:15.859 --> 01:32:18.500
you believe it. Tyler, you got double dots, reverse

01:32:18.500 --> 01:32:20.239
world capital. I don't even know what the fuck

01:32:20.239 --> 01:32:22.039
double dots is. Let's fucking figure that out.

01:32:22.560 --> 01:32:26.300
for $200. Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy both

01:32:26.300 --> 01:32:28.680
died participating in this winter sport. What

01:32:28.680 --> 01:32:32.170
is skiing? Yes. Downhill skiing. Fuck yeah, Dan.

01:32:32.390 --> 01:32:35.670
Double dots skiing. The fuck is double dots?

01:32:35.850 --> 01:32:37.750
Because there's two I's in it. Can me and Dan

01:32:37.750 --> 01:32:40.569
pull our points together for Final Jeopardy?

01:32:40.590 --> 01:32:43.390
No. Yeah, yes. No. You can't keep doing this.

01:32:43.630 --> 01:32:45.109
We're not even fucking halfway through that.

01:32:45.109 --> 01:32:46.510
We're just going to do it. Exactly. We're just

01:32:46.510 --> 01:32:48.649
going to do it. Exactly. Let's lock in right

01:32:48.649 --> 01:32:50.210
now. That doesn't matter. You can't do that.

01:32:50.210 --> 01:32:52.729
We almost split the win half and half. You can't

01:32:52.729 --> 01:32:58.399
do that. We both get one. No. No. No. We actually

01:32:58.399 --> 01:33:02.600
get two wins. You can't do that. That's not real.

01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:05.720
You can't do that. We both get a win. Why don't

01:33:05.720 --> 01:33:09.239
you lock it and get some points? Alright, double

01:33:09.239 --> 01:33:12.859
dots. 400. British explorer James Cook discovered

01:33:12.859 --> 01:33:16.880
this island in 1778 and soon decimated the indigenous

01:33:16.880 --> 01:33:21.180
population. Isn't that what they did to all of

01:33:21.180 --> 01:33:27.760
them? Right. What is Tahiti? No. Say it again.

01:33:29.140 --> 01:33:31.880
British explorer James Cook discovered this island

01:33:31.880 --> 01:33:35.300
in 1778 and soon decimated the indigenous population.

01:33:36.020 --> 01:33:41.760
This island. Was Hawaii? Yes. Oh, nice. What

01:33:41.760 --> 01:33:43.979
is what? Hawaii. Two I's at the end of Hawaii.

01:33:43.979 --> 01:33:47.460
I mean, I was going to guess. Oh, two dots. Casey,

01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:49.500
I want to kick you in the nuts so hard right

01:33:49.500 --> 01:33:55.140
now. Sipping on promesicine. Tyler's pick. Six.

01:33:55.739 --> 01:34:03.039
For 600. You got 5 ,400. Allie Max got 1 ,000.

01:34:03.100 --> 01:34:05.520
No, pull them together. Dez got 200. All right,

01:34:05.539 --> 01:34:10.659
we got 1 ,200. What the fuck, bro? What's the

01:34:10.659 --> 01:34:13.859
actual value of this question? 600. I'll do five.

01:34:14.659 --> 01:34:17.920
For 500. These brown mushrooms native to Japan

01:34:17.920 --> 01:34:23.819
are often added to miso soup. Yes. That's a fucking

01:34:23.819 --> 01:34:26.449
daily double question. A question that I could

01:34:26.449 --> 01:34:29.430
have got halfway through. I suck at this game.

01:34:31.310 --> 01:34:36.590
Yeah, Tuck. Don't fuck yourself, Tuck. Double

01:34:36.590 --> 01:34:41.310
dots for 800. A fine -toothed tool used for cutting

01:34:41.310 --> 01:34:49.630
curves. Also a movie villain. You buzzed in.

01:34:50.140 --> 01:34:51.859
You gotta say something. Yeah, but we always

01:34:51.859 --> 01:34:55.159
do that. Yeah, but you have a lead of 4 ,000

01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:56.939
points, so we are changing the rules. We're not

01:34:56.939 --> 01:34:59.439
changing the rules. Yeah, we are. Deduct the

01:34:59.439 --> 01:35:01.859
points. What's your answer, Tyler? I said never

01:35:01.859 --> 01:35:05.779
mind. A fine -toothed tool used for cutting curves.

01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:11.659
Also a movie villain. Also a movie villain? No,

01:35:11.760 --> 01:35:15.300
never mind. So if he says never mind, then we're...

01:35:15.300 --> 01:35:17.199
Yeah, no, it is specific to you. That's correct.

01:35:17.340 --> 01:35:19.779
No, no, no, don't time it out. He already timed

01:35:19.779 --> 01:35:21.560
it out. Don't time it out. He already timed it

01:35:21.560 --> 01:35:23.500
out. Don't time it out. We need all the help

01:35:23.500 --> 01:35:25.739
we can get. We need points. Does Dan have something

01:35:25.739 --> 01:35:28.619
to say? Hold on a sec. A fine tooth... Yeah,

01:35:28.659 --> 01:35:30.699
we can come up with this. A fine tooth what?

01:35:30.899 --> 01:35:34.300
A fine tooth tool used for cutting curves. Also

01:35:34.300 --> 01:35:39.859
a movie villain. A movie villain. What is captain

01:35:39.859 --> 01:35:51.779
protractor What are you thinking of what does

01:35:51.779 --> 01:36:02.500
it begin with Tyler Yeah, but there's no no two

01:36:02.500 --> 01:36:05.770
eyes there's no two eyes in it Wait, what does

01:36:05.770 --> 01:36:08.850
that fucking question? Oh, yeah, you said it

01:36:08.850 --> 01:36:11.630
was to all the J counts, but it's no it'd be

01:36:11.630 --> 01:36:15.850
a cow. Yeah But it's a capital capital. I know

01:36:15.850 --> 01:36:17.750
because of the tool you would capitalize the

01:36:17.750 --> 01:36:28.590
tool Yeah, I was about to say I think Dan should

01:36:28.590 --> 01:36:32.149
get the points. No! Nobody gets the points. That's

01:36:32.149 --> 01:36:33.409
what he was going to say. Because I was going

01:36:33.409 --> 01:36:35.170
to say to Tyler, it begins with a J. Yeah, it's

01:36:35.170 --> 01:36:37.090
Jigsaw. And he's like, I'm not going to tell

01:36:37.090 --> 01:36:39.550
you. If you said that to him and he buzzed in

01:36:39.550 --> 01:36:42.630
and got it, I would have been furious. You have

01:36:42.630 --> 01:36:45.210
my vape. I'm fucking stressed. It's right there.

01:36:45.810 --> 01:36:48.930
Yeah, you should be. His game sucks balls. I

01:36:48.930 --> 01:36:50.329
guess continue. Where are the smelling salts?

01:36:50.449 --> 01:36:53.770
Continue on with this one. 1 ,000. Florida slang

01:36:53.770 --> 01:37:01.989
word for kid or bro, often used by Gen Z. Florida

01:37:01.989 --> 01:37:06.050
slang word for kid or bro, used by Gen Z. You

01:37:06.050 --> 01:37:09.130
guys aren't going to get this, no. Only BLP Kosher

01:37:09.130 --> 01:37:11.949
says this. Who the fuck's going to get that?

01:37:12.310 --> 01:37:19.430
Kiki. That would be JIT. Oh, no. J -I -T. Tyler,

01:37:19.489 --> 01:37:21.810
you got Reversal World Capitals, Reinventing

01:37:21.810 --> 01:37:24.300
the Wheel. This game sucks. High treason off

01:37:24.300 --> 01:37:27.420
the wall. We'll do high treason. I'm just going

01:37:27.420 --> 01:37:30.699
for the positive game. You can do it, Dan. High

01:37:30.699 --> 01:37:33.859
treason for 200. This former NSA employee was

01:37:33.859 --> 01:37:36.100
charged with espionage. Who's Edward Snowden?

01:37:36.199 --> 01:37:42.680
Yes. There's your category, Daniel. Oh, yeah,

01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:55.920
baby. Dan's pick. High treason for 400. We're

01:37:55.920 --> 01:37:59.659
pulling our money together. So what is our money

01:37:59.659 --> 01:38:03.159
combined? How many points I have? You got 400.

01:38:03.279 --> 01:38:05.140
You can wager a thousand, though. How much do

01:38:05.140 --> 01:38:07.560
I have? You got a thousand. Alright, so you can

01:38:07.560 --> 01:38:12.720
wager 1 ,400, Dan. Don't listen to Casey. Alright,

01:38:12.920 --> 01:38:17.220
um... High treason. I'm gonna go 400. Fuck it.

01:38:17.870 --> 01:38:20.069
Actually, no. Fuck it. I don't care if I win

01:38:20.069 --> 01:38:24.090
or lose. Let's go 1 ,000. Fuck it. Alright, 1

01:38:24.090 --> 01:38:26.670
,000. George and Ethel Rosenberg were charged

01:38:26.670 --> 01:38:29.710
with espionage, spying for the Soviet Union in

01:38:29.710 --> 01:38:33.789
51. This was their sentence. Are you fucking

01:38:33.789 --> 01:38:36.770
kidding me? That is a rough question. What the

01:38:36.770 --> 01:38:38.829
fuck, bro? That is a rough question. He knew

01:38:38.829 --> 01:38:41.899
that you were going to get the last one. to lead

01:38:41.899 --> 01:38:44.500
you into this. He knew. He made the board this

01:38:44.500 --> 01:38:46.220
way. You've never heard of these guys? I'm not

01:38:46.220 --> 01:38:49.000
trying to fuck you. Never. George and Ethel Rosenberg.

01:38:49.140 --> 01:38:51.260
So they were charged with espionage, spying for

01:38:51.260 --> 01:38:54.220
the Soviet Union in 1951. The only thing that

01:38:54.220 --> 01:38:56.560
would be like at all like remotely interesting

01:38:56.560 --> 01:39:00.520
is if they were sentenced to death. What's your

01:39:00.520 --> 01:39:07.880
answer? Either that or they just fucking got

01:39:07.880 --> 01:39:10.619
like nothing. They got like community service

01:39:10.619 --> 01:39:12.300
or something. Say the question one more time.

01:39:12.640 --> 01:39:15.239
George and Ethel Rosenberg were charged with

01:39:15.239 --> 01:39:18.779
espionage, spying for the Soviet Union in 1951.

01:39:19.060 --> 01:39:21.619
This was their sentence. That's the middle of

01:39:21.619 --> 01:39:24.579
the red scare. So it had to be like. I'm going

01:39:24.579 --> 01:39:28.819
to say. I'm going to say their sentence. Fuck,

01:39:28.880 --> 01:39:34.840
bro. Fuck. This was their fucking sentence. I

01:39:34.840 --> 01:39:36.699
don't know. So I'm just going to fucking guess.

01:39:37.020 --> 01:39:47.949
Go ahead. Their sentence to death. We got a shot

01:39:47.949 --> 01:40:01.989
when we pull them together now High treason for

01:40:01.989 --> 01:40:06.510
600 this general This general gave Benedict Arnold

01:40:06.510 --> 01:40:09.250
his first trust when placing him in the command

01:40:09.250 --> 01:40:13.510
of West Point in 1780. What is a general of North

01:40:13.510 --> 01:40:19.270
Washington? Yeah. That was a fucking layup. Should

01:40:19.270 --> 01:40:22.930
have buzzed. Should have buzzed. Let's do treason.

01:40:23.869 --> 01:40:29.510
800? Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was stabbed

01:40:29.510 --> 01:40:32.449
by his friend Brutus. Oh, finish the question.

01:40:32.569 --> 01:40:40.739
Yeah. I can't, he buzzed in. No. Roman Emperor

01:40:40.739 --> 01:40:42.979
Julius Caesar was stabbed by his friend Brutus

01:40:42.979 --> 01:40:47.119
on this infinite, infinite date. What's the date?

01:40:47.539 --> 01:40:49.720
What? You can't ask me how many times he got

01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:53.619
stabbed. I know, I know what... But what date

01:40:53.619 --> 01:40:55.340
is it? That doesn't count. No, I'm asking for

01:40:55.340 --> 01:40:58.460
the date. You know what a date is? I have an

01:40:58.460 --> 01:41:14.470
idea, but... April 10th is a date. Oh, yeah,

01:41:14.630 --> 01:41:17.210
I was lived in infamy. I've known it my whole

01:41:17.210 --> 01:41:22.550
life. It's halfway through March. For 1000 this

01:41:22.550 --> 01:41:25.289
former vice president and founding father was

01:41:25.289 --> 01:41:28.850
tried in 1807 for treason for allegedly plotting

01:41:28.850 --> 01:41:31.630
to urge some states to leave the Union as part

01:41:31.630 --> 01:41:34.789
of military adventures to seize land from Spain

01:41:34.789 --> 01:41:44.590
and Mexico Time it out the Aaron Burr damn sir

01:41:44.590 --> 01:41:48.430
Tyler got reverse world capitals reinventing

01:41:48.430 --> 01:41:54.880
the wheel and off the wall 600. This extreme

01:41:54.880 --> 01:41:57.359
sport involves running, jumping, and flipping

01:41:57.359 --> 01:42:00.439
off walls and urban structures. What is parkour?

01:42:00.699 --> 01:42:06.680
Parkour. Oh, baby. Where did it originate, Dan?

01:42:07.859 --> 01:42:09.819
Parkour? Where did parkour originate? It sounds

01:42:09.819 --> 01:42:13.739
like some Asian shit. No, it's French. Oh. I

01:42:13.739 --> 01:42:16.659
was going to say that. It was like bonjour parkour.

01:42:17.849 --> 01:42:20.789
That's literally where my brain went. It just

01:42:20.789 --> 01:42:25.350
sounded French. Dan's pick. Same category. Off

01:42:25.350 --> 01:42:29.130
the Wall, 800. The 1979 hit Comfortably Numb

01:42:29.130 --> 01:42:32.109
came off of this best -selling album. What is

01:42:32.109 --> 01:42:35.210
The Wall by Pink Floyd? Yes, it is. Oh, baby.

01:42:35.350 --> 01:42:38.609
You beat me by a split second there. It's all

01:42:38.609 --> 01:42:41.029
right. Your points are my points. I know. That's

01:42:41.029 --> 01:42:43.989
not how that works. Yes, it is. Yes, the fuck

01:42:43.989 --> 01:42:48.449
it is. Yeah, you tell them. Dan's pick. Stop.

01:42:48.489 --> 01:42:52.630
Same category. Wall for a thousand. Mr. Gorbachev,

01:42:52.649 --> 01:42:54.869
tear down this wall, Ronald Reagan said to the

01:42:54.869 --> 01:42:57.310
Soviet leader in this year, two years before

01:42:57.310 --> 01:43:02.350
the dissolution of the USSR. Fuck! I was just

01:43:02.350 --> 01:43:04.670
talking about that. 1989. I was just fucking

01:43:04.670 --> 01:43:06.829
talking about that with somebody today. I said

01:43:06.829 --> 01:43:08.810
they tore down the wall next year I was born.

01:43:09.970 --> 01:43:12.510
He was right. Tuck's saying that he thinks that

01:43:12.510 --> 01:43:18.550
Dan buzzed in first. You got reverse world capitals

01:43:18.550 --> 01:43:26.029
and reinventing the wheel. 200. This kitchen

01:43:26.029 --> 01:43:28.710
utensil is used to slice up an Italian favorite.

01:43:28.710 --> 01:43:33.569
What is a pizza cutter? Technically, yes. I thought

01:43:33.569 --> 01:43:39.550
you were going to get it wrong. Why is it technically

01:43:39.550 --> 01:43:42.430
yes? Because it was pizza wheel. Oh, whatever.

01:43:44.289 --> 01:43:49.270
Alright. Same category. 400. 1977 hit song by

01:43:49.270 --> 01:43:53.409
American rock band Journey. What is wheel in

01:43:53.409 --> 01:43:57.609
the sky? Yes. It's going to move. Wagon wheel.

01:43:57.689 --> 01:44:05.170
What is wagon wheel? Save me from that. For 600.

01:44:05.869 --> 01:44:09.350
This ancient civilization is credited with inventing

01:44:09.350 --> 01:44:17.029
the wheel in 3500 BC. I think I know it, but

01:44:17.029 --> 01:44:19.210
I'm not nearly confident enough to buzz in. What's

01:44:19.210 --> 01:44:23.050
the scores? You got 7 ,100, Dan's got 3 ,000,

01:44:23.189 --> 01:44:26.909
and Ali Max got 1 ,000. We're within the halfway

01:44:26.909 --> 01:44:29.289
mark. We theoretically could win this game right

01:44:29.289 --> 01:44:36.010
now. What year was it? 3 ,500 BC. What is Egypt?

01:44:37.470 --> 01:44:42.449
Oh no. This ancient civilization is credited

01:44:42.449 --> 01:44:46.989
with inventing the wheel. 3 ,500 B .C. Samaria.

01:44:48.689 --> 01:44:50.829
No one? Doesn't matter, Mesopotamia. That'd be

01:44:50.829 --> 01:44:54.189
Mesopotamia. Fuck, see? Damn it! I knew I should

01:44:54.189 --> 01:44:58.130
have fucking buzzed. Damn, Ellie Mac. I should

01:44:58.130 --> 01:45:00.090
have buzzed. I really should have fucking buzzed.

01:45:00.550 --> 01:45:03.590
800. Named after its inventor, this wheel debuted

01:45:03.590 --> 01:45:12.050
at the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago. What's the

01:45:12.050 --> 01:45:15.020
year? What is the Ferris wheel? Oh, yes, Dan.

01:45:15.119 --> 01:45:20.239
Oh, okay. Yes. Fuck yes. Let's go. I was going

01:45:20.239 --> 01:45:22.460
to say the Edison wheel, but yeah. Dan's pick.

01:45:22.760 --> 01:45:24.520
Same category. I was going to say the wagon wheel.

01:45:24.659 --> 01:45:28.899
The steering wheel. 1 ,000. The wheel of Dharma

01:45:28.899 --> 01:45:34.880
is a key symbol of this religion. Dharma. What

01:45:34.880 --> 01:45:40.000
is Hindu? Yes. I'm going to kill myself. Oh,

01:45:40.020 --> 01:45:42.220
no. He was wrong, actually. Never mind. What

01:45:42.220 --> 01:45:45.140
is Buddhism? Oh, Buddhism, yeah. I thought it

01:45:45.140 --> 01:45:48.020
was Hindu, but it wasn't. I was going to say

01:45:48.020 --> 01:45:51.840
the same thing, so I'm glad. I am so glad. I

01:45:51.840 --> 01:45:54.140
was torn between Hindu and Buddhist. I was too,

01:45:54.199 --> 01:45:56.340
but then it was like, wait, no. Dan, you got

01:45:56.340 --> 01:46:01.220
reverse world capitals. Damn. Throw them at me.

01:46:01.859 --> 01:46:08.340
200, Istanbul. What is Turkey? Fuck. What is

01:46:08.340 --> 01:46:10.500
Constantinople? That's going to be what I said.

01:46:11.050 --> 01:46:13.029
Which wouldn't have been wrong. No, it's actually

01:46:13.029 --> 01:46:22.369
the same city. Tyler. 400. New Delhi. Yes. God

01:46:22.369 --> 01:46:25.949
damn. Okay, what's this category? Hold up. Reverse

01:46:25.949 --> 01:46:29.649
world capital. Okay. I don't know what that means.

01:46:30.350 --> 01:46:32.350
It means I'm giving you the capital. You have

01:46:32.350 --> 01:46:35.270
to tell me the country. Oh, okay. Got you. That

01:46:35.270 --> 01:46:39.170
makes a lot more sense. For 600. Nuke. Spelled

01:46:39.170 --> 01:46:43.840
N -U -U -K. No idea. It's one of the Asian ones.

01:46:45.840 --> 01:46:49.159
Don't time it out. Don't time it out. Dan, I

01:46:49.159 --> 01:46:50.960
don't know if you want to venture our points

01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:54.239
into this question. No. We don't know this. Onward,

01:46:54.239 --> 01:46:57.439
Casey. That would be Greenland. Oh, thank God.

01:46:58.779 --> 01:47:00.460
I thought it was going to be like one of the

01:47:00.460 --> 01:47:05.000
fucking Koreas or something. What is Chad? Tyler

01:47:05.000 --> 01:47:16.270
for 800, Wellington. Wellington? Wellington.

01:47:16.270 --> 01:47:19.149
Well, it has to be like one of the English surrounding,

01:47:19.350 --> 01:47:23.390
but that's not a capital. No. It has to be an

01:47:23.390 --> 01:47:25.909
English language country. It is. New Zealand.

01:47:26.210 --> 01:47:29.029
Oh, yeah. Wellington? Wellington, New Zealand.

01:47:29.590 --> 01:47:33.689
Finally, for 1 ,000, Lisbon. What is Australia?

01:47:34.189 --> 01:47:41.659
No. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Lisbon. If you

01:47:41.659 --> 01:47:45.420
buzz in, please know it next time. We're like

01:47:45.420 --> 01:47:48.220
within reach of him right now. You were in it.

01:47:48.760 --> 01:47:52.880
Fuck. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think we only

01:47:52.880 --> 01:47:57.039
have less than half now. It's the capital? Yeah,

01:47:57.039 --> 01:48:02.239
yeah. Lisbon? Now we gotta get it. We gotta come

01:48:02.239 --> 01:48:06.199
up with it now. We're gonna figure it out. I've

01:48:06.199 --> 01:48:08.800
heard it, like, it's in my mind. It's just not

01:48:08.800 --> 01:48:11.979
coming to me. I thought that... Tucker. Lisbon.

01:48:12.300 --> 01:48:17.939
Set. Tucker! Come here. Oh my god, it's on the

01:48:17.939 --> 01:48:21.939
tip of my fucking tongue. I can't get Australia

01:48:21.939 --> 01:48:24.340
out. No, I know this. Lisbon. Why did I say Australia?

01:48:24.619 --> 01:48:27.260
Lisbon. It's a fucking F1 race, I think. Fuck.

01:48:28.340 --> 01:48:34.880
Oh, god damn it. Fuck. Lisbon. Lisbon. Lisbon.

01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:40.500
Lisbon. We're going to figure it out. Lisbon.

01:48:41.840 --> 01:48:48.779
I think Australia. Is it something similar? I

01:48:48.779 --> 01:48:55.000
feel like it is. It's going to say Melbourne.

01:48:55.500 --> 01:48:58.220
That's Australia. That's what it is. Deanna,

01:48:58.260 --> 01:49:00.039
if you guess and you get it wrong, you'll be

01:49:00.039 --> 01:49:03.439
out of the game. If I guess and I get it wrong?

01:49:03.640 --> 01:49:06.500
Yeah. We're barely in the game. We had some playing

01:49:06.500 --> 01:49:09.659
room before you buzzed in there, but now we're...

01:49:09.659 --> 01:49:13.460
Lisbon. Hold on, hold on. What was that you said?

01:49:14.420 --> 01:49:19.979
Hold on, what was that? Lisbon, Lisbon. Dude,

01:49:20.020 --> 01:49:21.399
I'm gonna... I think you should just stay in

01:49:21.399 --> 01:49:25.119
the game, Dan. Okay, let it go. Let it run. All

01:49:25.119 --> 01:49:27.359
right, that was Portugal. Oh, dude, I wasn't

01:49:27.359 --> 01:49:29.899
even fucking lesbian in Portugal. I did know

01:49:29.899 --> 01:49:32.819
that one. Dan still has a shot. Dan's got 3 ,800.

01:49:33.119 --> 01:49:36.619
Tom's got 6 ,100. What do you want? Ally Mac's

01:49:36.619 --> 01:49:38.960
got 1 ,000. We're pooling, though, so we're good.

01:49:41.659 --> 01:49:43.560
Text me your answers. I'm going to fucking...

01:49:43.560 --> 01:49:47.279
I'll be right back. The category is geography.

01:49:48.000 --> 01:49:51.539
No, text me your wagers. All right, hold on a

01:49:51.539 --> 01:49:54.640
second. My watch is dead, so I'll just write

01:49:54.640 --> 01:49:59.579
it down, I guess. Well, you can figure out what

01:49:59.579 --> 01:50:05.500
mine is. I know what mine is. It's all of it.

01:50:05.739 --> 01:50:09.420
Just so you fucking know. How much did I lose

01:50:09.420 --> 01:50:12.439
on that Lisbon one? That was a thousand. Fuck

01:50:12.439 --> 01:50:17.359
me, bro. Yeah. We had room to play. Why did I

01:50:17.359 --> 01:50:19.100
think it was fucking... Casey's being a fucking

01:50:19.100 --> 01:50:21.079
rulemeister, though. I don't think he's going

01:50:21.079 --> 01:50:22.899
to fucking let us pull. He won't let you do that.

01:50:22.899 --> 01:50:24.819
Even though he said we were going to. What is

01:50:24.819 --> 01:50:29.409
Tyler at? Got like seven grand. He's got more

01:50:29.409 --> 01:50:32.029
than that. Casey fucking gave him Bible questions

01:50:32.029 --> 01:50:34.210
and that whole fucking category in the beginning.

01:50:34.210 --> 01:50:38.689
It was one Bible question. I need a pen because

01:50:38.689 --> 01:50:40.510
I got to write this shit down because my fucking

01:50:40.510 --> 01:50:50.510
phone is dead. Fucking Tyler Wynn. Tyler Wynn.

01:50:55.180 --> 01:50:58.319
Fuck, I'm getting hungry. We got to wrap this

01:50:58.319 --> 01:51:02.239
up. Yeah, go to the gym. I was going to go to

01:51:02.239 --> 01:51:05.119
the gym, but I'm just going to wake up early

01:51:05.119 --> 01:51:08.420
and work out. Or you can go to nightclubs. Ooh,

01:51:08.560 --> 01:51:12.000
baby. No, dude, I rubbed one out like seven times

01:51:12.000 --> 01:51:15.000
the other day. Seven times? Yeah, dude. Dude,

01:51:15.000 --> 01:51:17.619
my Ritalin makes me just fucking... Hardcore?

01:51:18.659 --> 01:51:25.300
Horny as fuck. What's the question, dude? No,

01:51:25.819 --> 01:51:31.720
my phone's dead. So, uh... How am I gonna fucking...

01:51:31.720 --> 01:51:37.260
Do you got a pen, Casey? Just type it in. Alright.

01:51:41.659 --> 01:51:45.659
What's the question? My wager's everything. Okay.

01:51:45.920 --> 01:51:49.220
Yeah, I don't care if people know. Okay. But

01:51:49.220 --> 01:51:51.199
I'm gonna have to give you the answer, so I'll

01:51:51.199 --> 01:51:55.859
type in the answer. All right, the question.

01:51:56.000 --> 01:51:59.600
Name three of the 13 provinces or territories

01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:04.899
of Canada. Name what? Three of the 13 provinces

01:52:04.899 --> 01:52:22.760
or territories of Canada. Canada. Canada. The

01:52:22.760 --> 01:52:28.189
one that Tyler fucking hates. I know two of them.

01:52:37.489 --> 01:52:42.710
Fuck, what is that other one? We probably all

01:52:42.710 --> 01:52:45.310
have the same two right now. We're thinking of

01:52:45.310 --> 01:52:48.130
the third. I'm thinking of the last one. Yeah,

01:52:50.590 --> 01:53:03.069
don't. Dude, I gotta get it. Are there territories?

01:53:04.590 --> 01:53:16.149
Province or territories? Not cities? No. Oh,

01:53:16.149 --> 01:53:22.590
shit. One just came to me, but then it fucking

01:53:22.590 --> 01:53:30.239
disappeared. Oh. I think I got one. No, I handed

01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:31.819
it back so you guys can send your answers. I

01:53:31.819 --> 01:53:34.180
still have to think. You can't do that. Yeah,

01:53:34.199 --> 01:53:37.220
I can. Oh, you can't? Yeah, you can. I'm not

01:53:37.220 --> 01:53:39.439
going to see your answers. I mean, Dad, you can

01:53:39.439 --> 01:53:41.619
type in your answers whenever you're ready. All

01:53:41.619 --> 01:53:43.539
right, I got Tyler's answer. I got Ellie Beck's

01:53:43.539 --> 01:53:49.479
answer. Dan's. Casey, can I get that? They sent

01:53:49.479 --> 01:53:56.039
me their answers. Dad's thinking hard. Territories?

01:53:57.779 --> 01:54:01.220
Providence or Territory. Like basically like

01:54:01.220 --> 01:54:03.579
the Canadian states. Casey, can I please get

01:54:03.579 --> 01:54:05.960
that vape? I'm stressed beyond all repair right

01:54:05.960 --> 01:54:08.960
now. So can we talk about how their fucking country

01:54:08.960 --> 01:54:10.920
just speaks two languages depending on where

01:54:10.920 --> 01:54:13.359
you're at? Kind of fucking irritating. I'm not

01:54:13.359 --> 01:54:15.279
going to lie. I'm sure it would be irritating

01:54:15.279 --> 01:54:18.800
for them, yeah. The farther you get west, the

01:54:18.800 --> 01:54:23.039
better they are. I might be going to Montreal

01:54:23.039 --> 01:54:25.279
this year in like two months for the F1 race

01:54:25.279 --> 01:54:31.569
with my dad. It's going to be a ton of fun. Yeah,

01:54:33.109 --> 01:54:35.529
Ferrari hasn't been doing too great. They kind

01:54:35.529 --> 01:54:38.250
of were my team, but I'm just growing apart from

01:54:38.250 --> 01:54:41.850
them now. They're just trending completely in

01:54:41.850 --> 01:54:44.289
the wrong direction. Max Verstappen's a G, though.

01:54:45.250 --> 01:54:55.720
Dude, I don't know any of them. Oh, dear. Oh,

01:54:55.720 --> 01:54:58.479
dear. Dan says Ottawa, Montreal, and Toronto.

01:54:59.020 --> 01:55:01.460
Come on, man. Those are cities. I don't know

01:55:01.460 --> 01:55:04.699
any of the territories. He bet it all. He said

01:55:04.699 --> 01:55:09.239
zero. Damn. Damn. Damn, dude. iMac says, what

01:55:09.239 --> 01:55:14.800
is Ontario, Quebec, and Nova Scotia? Wow. Oh,

01:55:14.819 --> 01:55:19.100
that's correct. Yeah! I didn't know that. iMac

01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:25.590
got 2 ,000. What did Tyler say? I was Quebec,

01:55:26.090 --> 01:55:29.569
Ontario, and Nova Scotia. That's correct. Fuck

01:55:29.569 --> 01:55:33.050
you. Fuck you. You bet $2 ,000. Tyler's got $8

01:55:33.050 --> 01:55:37.310
,100. Tyler wins. I came in second. Dude, I never

01:55:37.310 --> 01:55:41.289
thought that Quebec was like a state. Yeah, I

01:55:41.289 --> 01:55:43.270
was thinking license plates, and then I remembered

01:55:43.270 --> 01:55:47.170
from the movie Goon, Nova Scotia. I've been watching

01:55:47.170 --> 01:55:48.989
a guy. Wait, what was the other one? Quebec and

01:55:48.989 --> 01:55:54.720
what? Nova Scotia? Ontario? It was three out

01:55:54.720 --> 01:56:00.579
of 13. So the answers were Ontario, Quebec, New

01:56:00.579 --> 01:56:04.800
Finland, Manitoba, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick,

01:56:05.039 --> 01:56:07.779
British Columbia, Prince Edward Island. I almost

01:56:07.779 --> 01:56:10.680
said both of those. Saskatchewan, Alberta, Northwest

01:56:10.680 --> 01:56:14.079
Territory, Yukon, and none of it. I didn't know

01:56:14.079 --> 01:56:16.680
they had states. I have like some Canadian family

01:56:16.680 --> 01:56:20.600
members on my great grandmother's side. So that's

01:56:20.600 --> 01:56:22.460
the only reason I knew. It's like from family

01:56:22.460 --> 01:56:26.569
reunions. I could have got PEI or fucking. I

01:56:26.569 --> 01:56:28.369
can't believe Tyler got the Canadian turtle.

01:56:28.630 --> 01:56:33.909
Better luck next time, Dan. Tyler wins. Tyler

01:56:33.909 --> 01:56:35.810
wins. Because I came in second, I'm counting

01:56:35.810 --> 01:56:40.930
that as half a win. I have six. I have six and

01:56:40.930 --> 01:56:46.670
a half. Sixy media. Sassy media. Tyler wins.

01:56:46.930 --> 01:56:49.189
And as always, be kind to yourselves and each

01:56:49.189 --> 01:56:57.199
other. We out. All right. Is that it? Is that

01:56:57.199 --> 01:57:01.819
the end? That's the end. All right. Dan's going

01:57:01.819 --> 01:57:04.960
to storm off now like Tyler does. He's just going

01:57:04.960 --> 01:57:07.039
to fucking leave. I got to take a piss so bad.

01:57:08.180 --> 01:57:11.000
Like us on Facebook. And as always, be kind to

01:57:11.000 --> 01:57:15.399
yourself. Calm in my ass. Whoa. Well, okay. I

01:57:15.399 --> 01:57:19.279
guess we're in there then. And each other. And

01:57:19.279 --> 01:57:27.329
each other. I think we're done. Fuck off. Robots

01:57:27.329 --> 01:57:29.590
have souls. We just don't know if they do or

01:57:29.590 --> 01:57:33.050
don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a

01:57:33.050 --> 01:57:38.550
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

01:57:38.550 --> 01:57:44.310
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,

01:57:44.350 --> 01:57:46.770
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

01:57:47.210 --> 01:57:49.890
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some

01:57:49.890 --> 01:57:54.829
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where

01:57:54.829 --> 01:58:03.479
the fuck did this hear? They're killing all the

01:58:03.479 --> 01:58:05.699
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

01:58:06.000 --> 01:58:11.560
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,

01:58:11.680 --> 01:58:14.659
there are super soldiers that are at least 9

01:58:14.659 --> 01:58:20.100
or 10 feet tall. They have dread and super soldiers.

01:58:20.300 --> 01:58:22.739
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

01:58:24.439 --> 01:58:28.760
I do not negotiate with parents. I do not negotiate

01:58:28.760 --> 01:58:55.119
with parents. feel them die of this virus you

01:58:55.119 --> 01:58:58.399
feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're fucking

01:58:58.399 --> 01:59:01.239
gone i've seen it happen i think that the government

01:59:01.239 --> 01:59:04.619
has taken it to the next level with the birds

01:59:04.619 --> 01:59:10.899
they know what birds are going to cross paths

01:59:10.899 --> 01:59:13.319
with you that you are going to be able to raise

01:59:13.319 --> 01:59:15.739
and they are going to make them so fucking real

01:59:15.739 --> 01:59:17.340
they're going to sink money into them because

01:59:17.340 --> 01:59:23.689
they know that can cut it open you're gonna see

01:59:23.689 --> 01:59:25.710
blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their

01:59:25.710 --> 01:59:30.909
technology which by the way big brother is the

01:59:30.909 --> 01:59:36.789
overlord we're only living in the third dimension

02:00:10.319 --> 02:00:13.699
It's an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not

02:00:13.699 --> 02:00:16.659
fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look

02:00:16.659 --> 02:00:19.779
it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing

02:00:19.779 --> 02:00:21.939
this shit. George Soros actually worked with

02:00:21.939 --> 02:00:24.619
the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He said

02:00:24.619 --> 02:00:26.800
that he was doing it just to survive, but he

02:00:26.800 --> 02:00:28.979
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking

02:00:28.979 --> 02:00:31.640
time doing this shit. George Soros is the fuck

02:00:31.640 --> 02:00:31.680
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