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Howdy. Oh, yeah. Episode 102. It's Kanye's new
song. Oh, is it? Yeah. Are you still fucking
making music? Yeah. He sounds like fucking Ian
Flex. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh. Wow. I don't know.
That was a hard hard. I was not ready for that.
Welcome. We're gonna have to bleep that. Dan,
Allie, Mac, and Tyler are here. Kanye, I saw
like the interview of Kanye wearing the KKK,
black KKK outfit. He was like, I can't wear this
out in public or they fucking lock me up in a
mental hospital. I don't know if you noticed
during that, he had a fucking swastika diamond
bling necklace. He fucking belongs in a mental
hospital. Yeah, he does. I think it's great.
I want him out. I want to see more. Well, it
sounds good for you because I doubt he's going
to fucking stop. Is this your hat, Dan? No. Oh,
yeah. I just found that in my bag in the podcast.
Is that Kyle's? It's Kyle's. It's none of ours.
Scummy ass fucking hat. Scummy ass hat. No, there's
another hard R there, wasn't there? Wow. He's
dropping hard R's now. That's like a thing in
2025 now. Hard R's? He's literally saying it's
fun. I mean, like fucking, what's his name? Dave
Blunt's hard R every song. Yeah, he's bringing
it back, dude. He's swirled at that one time.
I love Dave Blunt's, dude. Yeah. Dude, I fucking
ran to that song for like a week straight. But
the problem is it's only like two minutes long.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Connie's
just basically saying in this song that black
people can't be racist. I am African Hitler.
What are you eating? We're eating fucking pistachios
on the podcast right now. I think you fucking
ate a pistachio, that felt. Did you all eat those?
I didn't drop one, but. I did. Oh. I think it'll
be fine. Yeah, it's probably fine. I don't think
it'd eat it if it really couldn't. Yeah, Tucker
is our special guest today. Yeah, we got this
lassie -looking fucking dog. It's got a skinny
-ass little head. It's cute as hell, but it's
got a tiny little head. It's kind of a butter
face, but nice dog, though. Girl or tranny, I
can't tell. It's got a nice frame on it, but
face could use some work. You guys see any ghosts
at the Hotel Saranac? I don't remember, though,
until I say that. Oh, yeah, you had, like, what?
We had, like, a cup, like, I was sitting there,
and the EMF jumped, like, a couple times, but
that was it. I didn't get anything else. Oh,
shit. You really are dosing me up here. You're
dosing everybody up, bro. But, like, that's,
like, the thing. Like, I'm looking at it, and,
like, there's not really anything else. I'm good.
You're good? Yeah. Thanks, though. Because when
I wanted to go ghost hunting, everybody goes,
I'm going to sleep. Left. Yeah, they were drunk.
I was fucking exhausted. I woke up at like 6
a .m. Oh, shit. Yeah, I was up earlier than you.
So I had something. I didn't tell you guys this.
So I was watching the fucking Adult Swim, you
know. Oh, yeah, you were. I was just sitting
there on the couch, and I was watching Adult
Swim, and I shit you not. You guys ever see that
show Space Ghost Coast to Coast? I have not,
no. That sounds wild, though. So it has a cartoon
character from the 60s, Space Ghost, and he basically
is doing the coast -to -coast TV show, like the
radio show. Coast -to -coast AM. Yeah, coast
-to -coast AM. With Art Bell. Yeah, so he basically
does that, but it's Space Ghost, the character
of doing it. And then there's little skits throughout
it, throughout the whole thing. So I'm watching
this episode, and he's doing an episode, like
he's interviewing Conan O 'Brien or something.
And then he's like, he sees like an ant. And
he's like, hold on a second. And Conan O 'Brien's
like, you're just leaving the interview? He goes,
yeah. And I shit you not, I sat there for 15
minutes while a still image of a crawling cartoon
character just crawled across several backgrounds
with no sound. And I'm like, am I fucking actually,
am I like overtired? Am I tripping right now?
I was like, I was genuinely thought I was tripping.
And then I went back to my house and I looked
it up. It's an actual thing. I was just sitting
there for like 15 minutes just going, what the
fuck? What are we fucking doing here? What's
going on? And I'm like, there's no way this goes
on. And I'm like, it went on for 15 minutes.
And I'm like... And what was it? You know what?
I'll show you a small snippet of it just to give
you the gist of it. You don't have to watch the
whole thing. But I'll show you something that
went on for 15 minutes. So it's just supposed
to be one of those bits that gets like funnier
as it keeps going on. Yeah. Because it's way
too long. Yeah. So it's 11 minutes long and basically
it's fucking this. That's the kind of joke you
can make on a TV show once. Right. It's like
the family guy thing where he hits his knee.
It's just this. For 15 minutes. I would have
thought that it was like an intermission. Or
something. Yeah, like a commercial. Because Adult
Swim always does the fucking weird ones. Like
this shit. He hits a fucking wall and he keeps
walking. And it just did this for 15 minutes.
And I thought I was having a stroke. Skip ahead
a couple minutes. I want to see this shit. What
a waste of time. He's underwater now. What the
fuck? Why is this a thing? That's wild. But yeah,
that's like the gist of it. But like everybody
else was asleep. You were asleep. I was, I was
like in and out. Yeah. Like I would wake up and
see the TV cartoons and then fall back asleep.
Yeah. I was like sitting there and I'm like sitting
there. So I'm the only one awake. I could hear
everybody else like either snoring or like breathing
like they're sleeping. And I was like, am I even
seeing this? Like what's going on? I'm having
like a stroke right now. But like, I'm like,
This went on for 15 minutes. I'm sitting here
just watching this. That's like how not valuable
the time is, that time of night. Yeah. The advertising
dollars, they can just do that. They're like,
we don't care if we lose viewers. But I'm just
sitting there. But also, just imagine one of
these motherfuckers was high as shit and they
were sitting on the couch with me watching that.
I wouldn't have even noticed. I would have been
like, this is going on forever. You're like,
no, it's only been like two minutes, guys. Or
just imagine someone was on like mushrooms and
watching that. They would have died. You would
die. They would have been like, time is frozen.
Fuck. I want to do some acid on the podcast.
I will never do that. Have like a LSD roulette
where we all do tabs but only one has LSD on
it. That sounds awful. Damn, bro. I don't want
to do it because I hear of the lasting effects
that people have. If you do it like all the time.
It goes into your fucking spine. Dude, I am not
from weed to this day. I smoked weed once in
2016 and the effects of it just never 100 % went
off. That's because you're so smoky. No, I didn't
smoke for like two or three years after that.
And I kept thinking like, what the fuck? I still
feel high. What are some of these symptoms? I
just can't describe it, dude. It's just I always
feel like two or three percent disassociated.
You just feel like ever so slightly disconnected
from reality for like ever. I hear people that
have like entirely like. personality changes
after taking like mushrooms and shit like people
who are like hardcore atheists take mushrooms
and they're like i believe in god now or vice
versa people who are like like god squad people
and they take mushrooms and they're like there
is no god oh they were i couldn't crack them
open all right i got it fucking big dogs coming
excuse me i got this no man shrooms are shrooms
are weird because like Are you kind to get that?
But, like, I know my limits now after doing just,
like, the small dose of shrooms I did. Like,
I think predominantly the effects I felt was,
like, 10 % shrooms. And then, like, I also smoked
way more than I usually do because Brian told
me to. Who's Brian? He was the guest I brought
on. Oh, yeah, yeah. Who's this guy? I don't know
if he was like, yeah, some, I don't know. I was
an imaginary person I met when I was on Troops.
And not to sidetrack this, but by the way, anybody.
But I'm going to sidetrack it. But I'm going
to sidetrack it. Okay. I'll forget I said anything.
It's fine. Lake Placid is a beautiful place.
They had, like, really nice mountains and stuff.
It was very nice up there. Also, we went there
during, like, a peewee, like. The hockey game?
Yeah, Can -Am. It was like, there's a bunch of
hockey players there. I thought we were going
to be there when there was nobody there. Yeah,
Tyler walks into the fucking rink, goes, all
right, and turns around. We spent two seconds
looking at the fucking ice. The whole region
we're in blasted, and he just turns around. It's
like, we're not going to get a picture? All right,
we saw it. All right, there's the ice. Time to
dip. My boss says that she watches the Miracle
on Ice reruns. That's a fucking real American
right there. Yeah, because she's from that area.
That's a real American. Yeah. God bless her.
God bless her. Yeah, she's the best. What a day.
Dan is fucking struggling on this pistachio.
I am trying to get it because Casey gave up on
it. So I'm trying. Definitely going to get it
over. I'm down to the ones I gave up on at first,
but I just got through that one. You see that
story where Mike Johnson and his son are each
other's accountability partners? So they have
access to each other's porn histories to make
sure they're not slipping on God. What's wrong
with that? I think that's a good thing. I think
you and Tyler should do it. We should. No, you
know what would end up happening is we'd end
up sharing porn. I'd be like, looking through
his history, I'd be like, oh, well that. That's
new. These young kids, man, they found the good
shit. You guys would make it three days and then
just start sharing links back and forth. Yo,
check this one out, dude. This one's really hot.
I just want to... iterate that. When I said young
kids, I meant Tyler as the young kid. Not like
young kids in his fucking phone. I really listened
to the last episode where you're like, what'd
you say? Like, I got my dick sucked by an 8th
grader. And I was in 7th grade. Leave that little
detail out for like 10 seconds. No, I said I
got jerked off by an 8th grader. And then everybody's
like, whoa, what the fuck? When I was in 7th
grade. She put her hands down my pants and just
fucking touched my dick a little bit. So, you
know. You're going to see some weird shit if
you have access to Tyler's history. No, it's
just mostly clown porn. That's not normal. It's
clown porn and MILF hentai. MILF hentai. Yeah,
I got to take a break, though. I think we all
do, dude. I don't even fucking touch that shit.
Bad. I gave it up for five minutes. You should
just wear like a chastity fucking thing around
your collar. I would get it off. I would get
it off. You should have your girlfriend lock
you up in chastity. You'd be taking a fucking
coping saw to that thing in two seconds. Dude,
I'd have it off so quick. They didn't have power
tools back then. I was watching the other day.
I was like, dude, I got to take a break because
this is just getting weird. I was a fucking supposedly
a 69 -year -old woman. But it wasn't. She was
definitely like 55. But it said in the thing
that she was 69. But you can tell she's not that
old because her body was still like fucking on
point. You know what I mean? And I was just like,
man, I got to take a little hiatus. There's the
1 .5 million other people watched it too, so
I don't feel that bad. Did you ever see Corey
Chase? She's like in her late 50s and she still
has a fucking six pack. Like, she is fucking
ridiculous. Nancy Pelosi, her tits are fucking...
No, they're not. They're fake, dude. They're
fake as fuck. They're not fake. They're fake.
She had the same size when she was 34. Yeah,
you could have fake tits when you're 34. Yeah,
if you look at fucking the picture of her...
You would probably have fake tits at 34 if you
were gonna get them, I would have to imagine.
They don't look fake. They don't look fake. But,
you know... What the fuck? Okay. 10 -4. I was
thinking of Nancy Pelosi. Sorry. Dan, what's
going on with the stock market? It's going up.
Dude, the stock market just fucking hit a little
bump in the road. Like the tariffs? Yeah, what
about it? I think it was intentional. Dude, I
don't think there's anything intentional about
it. Everybody knows that this is what needs to
be done. Everybody's known that for a long time.
Have you seen that video of Nancy Pelosi talking
about the tariffs that China puts on the U S
and how unfair it is. No. All right. She, she
literally sounded exactly like Donald Trump.
Really? Yeah. Look it up. Look up the video of
Nancy Pelosi talking about tariffs. Jamie, look
that up. So Jamie, it's, it's literally like,
I almost wonder if, you know, Republicans and
Democrats, if like, we didn't even talk about
that, if that would really even change things
that much, right? Like if we had an independent
committee committee that just made decisions.
Regardless, I almost think that it wouldn't change
anything. I almost think that either Republican,
Democrat, doesn't matter who's in office, they
really can't change things that much. Well, you
put a fucking tariff on every country, you know,
the stock market crashes. Then him and his, you
know, like Matt Dury, Taylor Greene just bought
like $100 ,000 worth of stocks on the day that
it, by the dip. But why did she know? But why
did they know? Because we got Tyler contributing
to the stock talk right now. What is happening
right now? They said, we're going to drop the
tariffs tomorrow and the stock market's going
to go back up and you're going to make, you know,
double your money. Well, dude, what did I say?
What did I say? It's insider trading. Yeah, but
I have... That's the greatest... Like, it's...
He either might be a fucking idiot savant or
the world's stupidest genius by making everybody,
like, super paranoid about the tariffs so it
dips the stock market and then when the next
day, when we... Well, like, not the next day,
but, like, when we take away the tariffs, it
resets the thing back to where it's supposed
to be. He's either a genius or completely stupid
or both, but he... Even if it was a mistake...
It did what it was supposed to. Well, dude, I
think the stock market's too complicated for
one person to make those kind of decisions. I
think that Donald Trump likes ice cream. I feel
like he would enjoy eating some ice cream. Not
as much as Joe Biden. But what did I say to you,
dude? I sent you a picture in the chat and I
said, take a sip and buy the dip. Did you buy
the dip? Yeah, I bought Tesla. Just hanging in
there, right? Yeah, not a lot. But what I'm saying
is like, if your horizon, if you're looking at
a 20 -year horizon, right? We need a camera.
Right? You're looking, say you're on the highway
driving, right? You're not paying attention to
every little bump in the road because your eyes
are locked two miles down the road, right? But
if you're on like a back road, you're worried
about every little bump, every little pebble
in the road. That's like no way to live, dude.
You got to have a longer term horizon. So if
you set your horizon for 20 years, 25 years,
this shit doesn't matter. It's laughable. It's
like, dude, the S &P ain't going anywhere. Yeah.
Well, I think he was obviously doing it to control
the markets. Dude, I don't think he's not trying
to control the markets. He's literally just trying
to secure American industry. And that's the side
effect of what happened for what he did. It's
just a side effect. And if you kind of know what's
going to happen, yeah, profit off of it. Why
wouldn't you? It'd be stupid not to. Would you
just sit there and say, oh, no, that's unethical.
I can't do that. It's like, no, that's not how
this country works. The fucking billionaires
are the ones that we're investing. I was investing.
I'm not a billionaire. Yeah, I mean, you're not
going to make as much money because you don't
have a billionaire. Oh, well. Like too bad. I'd
rather the smarter people have it. You should
have put 15 K on it. Yeah. How much would you
have made if you put, I mean, it went up, it
went, it was like a $600 change in one day. The
entire S and P. Oh. so if you bought spy when
was that tank when did it was like two days ago
no shit really i put back in like a week ago
i had no idea that this shit was going on yeah
yeah yeah i probably i mean i didn't fully put
back in but right around the time the elections
were coming i was like uh i'm and i also had
to delve i had to pull from my stocks for my
savings because being in school so i just pulled
everything out for that time being Then it dipped
down. I threw back in and now I guess it's going
back up. So fuck yeah. I probably made some money.
I better look. It depends on if you put in right
before it tanked and then nothing happened. Yeah.
It just came right back. Take the money and run.
I think, I mean, I remember I tech, I had nothing,
no idea what was going on in the stock market.
I just put my money back in the stocks I want
because ZTFs, it's all about long -term shit
anyway. So it doesn't. really matter what i'm
throwing in at right now right so and then my
dad texts me like two days ago and he's like
how much is uh how much is the orange man killing
you right now and then i explained everything
about how i pull out it's like you're smarter
than i was it's like i did it completely obliviously
like i didn't fucking know what was going on
yeah dude i it doesn't matter who's in office
you just gotta you just gotta have a long long
-term horizon I just say invest in the safe stocks
and just kind of keep that going. Yeah, like
Alimax is exactly right. That's all I do. It's
just ETFs. Yeah. Like, I buy the entire S &P,
mainly. And I buy a little bit of Tesla just
because I like Tesla as a company. That's what
I... Well, not Tesla, but, like, I just put,
like... If you like a company... Yeah, I, like,
put fun money on something because I, like, want
to support them in a weird fucking way. But,
like, I have a couple... You are supporting them
if you're buying stock like that. You're actively
supporting them. You're buying... You're technically
buying a piece of the company at that point.
Are you a fascist? No, I have, like, 300, 400
on Sam Adams, though. Or Boston Brewing Company.
They have stocks? I didn't know they did that.
Yeah, they do. That's why. Did you know that
Stewart's is traded but only by a staff? Yeah,
and they give you shares the longer you work
there. Dude, if I could invest in the Stewart's,
I would invest in the Stewart's. In the long
term, you... People who work there don't make
a bad living. It's just the job is shit. Yeah.
You can make a respectable wage working at a
Stewart's, but why would you want to? There's
people that I know that have been working at
Stewart's since they got out of high school,
and they're doing okay. Yeah. Yeah. I know people
that are retired millionaires from working at
Stewart's. Really? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's that retirement program you're talking
about. my buddy stock purchase my buddy from
high school fucking worked his way up through
the mcdonald's chain got that job when he was
like 16 and just stuck with it it's like a manager
a couple years ago and he actually he just bought
the fucking branch that no way yeah no shit really
yeah he moved he moved like he got relocated
when he was a manager And I don't think he like
took like a corporate job, but like they, he
got pushed over to like the guy who owned his
store, like another store, like he's a state
or two away now. So like, what do you do if you're
like, you're the owner of the branch? Do you
just like, I don't know how that would work.
It's just franchised. Yeah. I mean like he purchased
it. It's not like he worked his way up and they
gave it to him. Like whoever owned that franchise,
he decided to sell it. And he bought it. Yeah.
And he bought it. But like, dude, they're a fucking
money printing factory, like owning a McDonald's.
Like they don't. do bad people always buy mcdonald's
and the prices and the profit margins at those
places are through the fucking roof now dude
they're charging like fucking five bucks for
a fucking big mac yeah it's like 13 you want
a 10 piece nugget meal it's fucking ridiculous
that shit used to you used to be able to get
two four pieces on the dollar menu Then get a
fry on the dollar menu and all that shit. Now
it's like literally you're breaking the, you're
better off just going out and getting something
better. Every time I'm in the mood for fast food,
I order like a wrap from somewhere. But then
if you go to some place like Five Guys, you're
paying like 50 bucks for everything. It's fucking.
No, Five Guys is ridiculous. I love Five Guys,
but it's fucking so expensive. Places like Five
Guys and like Applebee's and Chili's. Any place
that sells truffle fries, you automatically know
you're getting ripped off. Yeah. That's true.
I love truffle fries, though. You guys ever have
truffle fries? No, what are truffle fries? It's
so, you know truffles like the mushroom truffles?
Yeah, yeah. So basically they grind that up to
a point and then they put it and they infuse
it with salt and they put the salt on the truffle
salt. onto the fries and it makes some truffle
uh fries huh and the truffle fries they have
like a weird like i don't really know how to
describe the flavor of it if you haven't had
it because it's kind of a really it's a unique
flavor delicious it's a unique flavor though
like are they good there's one thing i'm a slut
for and so is my girlfriend well truffle fries
has found its way into this niche but we love
going to like brewing companies and trying like
craft breweries and they always have the like
i go there more for the food than i do the beer
to be honest cc knows all about beer and shit
i just like alcohol so like i like the food at
druthers druthers is good food so druthers used
to be even better though it did i do i do remember
they used to be better yeah they swapped their
supplier for their cheese for their mac and cheese
like two years ago one of my big back fucking
co -workers told me that and ever since he told
me i can't untaste it it's so true you go and
get make that it tastes like crap it tastes like
velveta with like added ingredients it's just
not good anymore but the rest of their food is
fucking phenomenal i think they have truffle
fries there i think they do wait where is this
there's clifton park saratoga albany there's
one albany yeah i didn't know that yeah it's
right uh right in that area with like nine pin
and tampopo oh down by that area yeah yeah uh
do you ever go to black and blue the uh the one
on like central ave there the steakhouse yeah
no i've never been there basically like i go
there like for for my anniversary and stuff like
that's like our our fancy there for new year's
yeah it's a good place because like like it's
not like suit and tie required type but like
if you wear a dressy if you wear a suit they
will not yeah you're not gonna you're not gonna
be out of place i dressed up it's a place where
you if you walked in there wearing like a fucking
t -shirt and sweatpants and sweatpants or like
even jeans people would kind of be like what
is going on over there but like like i wore like
a like if if you wear like a like a necktie and
like a a shirt like you're you're good do you
get a steak No, I get a lobster tail. Oh, man.
Just one lobster tail? Yeah. They have really
good crab and lobster there. It's actually way
better than their fucking steak is. Their steak's
kind of mid. I'm not going to lie. Because, like,
it has, it's a surf and turf. Like, it has, like,
you know, seafood and, like, you know, steaks
and stuff. But apparently my brother, I take
my brother there for, like, I took him there
for his graduation and, like, his last football
game last year. But he always gets a steak there,
and he says the steak there is fantastic. It
is. If your brother likes steak, though, go to
fucking Ruth's Crits. Really? Ruth. ruth's chris
steakhouse that is um it's on wolf road towards
the end like almost by like jt maxi's kind of
yeah dude it's fucking me and cc went there for
uh not our anniversary to celebrate her becoming
a nurse and me becoming a medic and dude it was
we got a porterhouse for two and that was the
best steak i've had in my life really yep i'd
put it above the bears which is saying something
because that place is fucking incredible And
the weird thing is that Ruth's Chris is like
a borderline chain. Like, they're a super high
-end restaurant. Like, we did... It was an expensive
tab, especially because we got wine and shit,
too. But, like, the desserts were phenomenal.
The entrees were... I mean, we split it, and
it was fucking crazy. Yeah. I love Texas Roadhouse,
though. I went there yesterday. The rolls, dude.
The fucking rolls. Oh, I love them. I got a 32
-ounce... You went there yesterday? Yeah, I got
a 32 -ounce porterhouse, and I ate so much, I
was like... I don't know. I haven't eaten a meal
like that. And so I was just so good. I just
couldn't stop. You know where I started going
again? I completely overate. I like made myself
uncomfortable. I hadn't gone to Red Robin in
like fucking 15 years. And then I started going
to Red Robin again. I'm like, dude, they have
this dessert where they make fried donuts like
for you fresh there. I don't like them fresh.
I like them if you let them sit for like a good
hour or so and when you bring them home, like
you get them to like take home and you eat that.
The donuts that they got, oh my God, they make
them right there. But when they make them right
there, it's kind of iffy. When you let them sit
for like an hour, I don't know why some foods
are better like when you let them sit for a little
bit. Those donuts specifically, if you let them
sit for like an hour and then you eat them, oh
my fucking God, they come with chocolate sauce
too that you can dip them in. Very good. Dude,
the Krispy Kreme in fucking Times Square. That
shit's fucking next level. Dude, if I get enough
money, which I may, I want to open up a Krispy
Kreme in upstate New York. There was one. There
was one, but it went out because the guy kept
raising his prices. But I want a Krispy Kreme
in upstate New York. Don't they have just one
kind of donut? No, no. I mean, they're known
for their glazed donuts, but they have like...
Chocolate donuts. Basically, they have the same
amount of donuts as a Dunkin' Donuts would have,
but it's just higher quality donut. But their
coffee sucks. They're just different. They're
like the Chick -fil -A of donuts. They're really
good. This dog won't leave me alone now. You
know what I hated, though? I hated duck donuts.
You ever have duck donuts? Duck donuts is good.
Duck donuts, I feel like they try too hard a
lot of times, though. They're good. I mean, they're
better than like... I'm not much of a donut guy,
I'll be completely honest. Really? I'm a big
donut guy. I like donuts. I like them, but like...
Hey, I got donuts. I got donuts. Hey. Hey, I
got donuts. I like donuts. I'm kind of at the
point where like if a co -worker brings in like
12 donuts, I'll have one. I'm a very plain donut
guy. I like the glazed. I'm a big glazed guy.
Glazed is good. Honestly, like I think that Dunkin's
best donut is probably their plain. I'll be completely
honest. Is their plain? Yeah. I like their white
frosted donut. You think their plain is the best?
I think so. Really? That's a weird take. It's
the texture. It's the texture. I don't know that
I would like. No, no, no, no. But you can get
like the one I like. I like getting the plain
donut with a little bit of white frosting and
the sprinkles on it. You're talking about the
plain glazed donut, right? No. No, he's talking
about like the old fashioned. Just plain. Yeah.
I like the texture of it. It's like, oh, it's
almost like foam or something. Kind of. It's
like more like cakey. You're talking about the
one that's like dry as fuck. No. Well, if it's
dry, then you've got a shitty donut. It's supposed
to be moist. You know what? The one thing I do
miss about Mohawk back in the day. You're not
ordering that donut at 6 p .m. You were able
to go to Dunkin' Donuts. You were able to go
to Dunkin' Donuts right as the donuts got delivered
so they were still hot. And I always loved doing
that. Wait. No, I'm wrong. It's not Dunkin'.
No, I don't even know if they have plain donuts
at Dunkin'. They suck. Oh, no, I don't think
it's them. I'm thinking of the fucking combo
pack donuts that you buy at the store. Oh, those
ones? Yeah, I like those ones. White powdered
sugar, the chocolate. And the plain glaze. Oh,
no, no, no. I know which one you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like tan on the outside
and yellow on the inside. Yeah, yeah. They're
good. The Entenmann's classic donut. Yes, yes,
yes. They almost taste like kind of waxy. Yeah,
yeah. They're good. I like those. So back in
the day. You ever have a little W's Duke? I remember
I was on a field trip in preschool and we went
on a train. Like the field trip was just going
on a train there and back. And they had a vitamin
donut, they called it. Vitamin donut? And it
tasted so fucking good. It tasted so good. And
then... I never had a vitamin donut again until
I was like 25. Cause I found it like, and I,
and like I show my mom and she's like, yeah,
that's the one from the train that you got when
you were a kid. I tried to get them like, Oh
my God, these are still good. What, what makes
it a vitamin? That's hostess. My bad. Um, you
remember the vitamin gumballs like back in like
the nineties gumballs, they were like vitamin
gumballs. They were like, no vitamins, but they're
gumballs. No, I know a Flintstone vitamin. I
fucking ate those things like candy as a kid.
Dude, I loved Flintstone vitamins. Dude, Flintstone
vitamins really were the shit. I checked my labs
after we got a bottle of those in the house.
Sir, you are composed of 80 % calcium. You gotta
chill with those fucking Flintstones. I love
the memes of the one Flintstone vitamin I had
in 6th grade that's still fighting the good fight.
like i still buy flintstone vitamins i still
eat them they taste like chalk now though i i
do tums i don't eat them like candy but they're
like the adult version of fucking the flintstones
you ever have the cherry tums that are like the
they're they're like not hard they're semi -hard
candy i guess yeah like they're not like they're
not like the chocolate ones they're the um yeah
You suck on them. No, not to suck on one. Like
you still chew it. It's like a chewy. It's like
a chewable one, but it's not like a chalk or
like one a day Vitacraves or some shit. I don't
know what the fuck they're called. I love those.
I want to eat them even when I'm not sick or
even when I'm not having heartburn. Like I just
want to eat them. They're so good. CC buys some
shit. It's like some like one a day vitamin,
but for women. No, no. She has one bottle for
me and one bottle for her. And she's like. You
should do these. Is it like the one -a -day men
and one -a -day women's thing? I don't know.
I don't think it's one -a -day. It's something
a little bit more in -depth that she's done research
on. She's like, it's good for you. It's like,
fuck it all. Yes. Whatever. What would you say
your favorite dessert was? Tiramisu. Tiramisu?
Baklava. Really? What would you say your favorite
dessert is, Casey? Fucking chocolate. I think
chocolate. Chocolate mousse. Chocolate mousse?
Chocolate. That's a good one. What about you?
What's the... Oh, creme brulee. Yeah, that's
my shit. I fucking love creme brulee. Well, I
have the stupidest choice here. I like cookie
pizza. Cookie pizza? What the fuck is that? It's
just a big -ass cookie. It's a big -ass cookie.
So you like cookies? No, it's a different...
It's kind of mushy. It's a cookie, and you do
frosting on top of it, like a birthday cake.
You do the little roses and shit on it, but it's...
Love cookie cake. Love cookie cake, and I love...
I like skillet cookies, too. Those are fucking
fire. Those are good. I do like... But I think
my favorite one was... My dad always made it
for me when I was a kid, so it's kind of got
a nostalgia thing for me. We'd make a waffle
in a waffle maker and then put ice cream on top
of it. We'd put vanilla ice cream and hot fudge
on it and then whipped cream on top of a waffle.
Just because my dad used to make that for me
when I was a kid, I have a nostalgia for that.
It's really good. Hold up. I know my favorite
dessert. Thank God Chili's coming in clutch here.
The fucking molten lava cake there, dude. The
Chili's molten lava cake is fucking fire, dude.
Yeah, it is pretty good. I went there, I don't
know, probably a year ago. Me and Cece got shit
-faced at Chili's one day. We both just slammed
a fucking molten lava cake. It was delicious.
What soap do you use? Yeah, that was out of left
field in the group chat. I've always been a Dr.
Squatch guy myself. I wanted to contribute, but
then I got sent on a call. Do you like the grit
ones? Oh, yeah, grit. You need that exfoliation
factor. That shit that makes me feel like I'm
doing this all the time. I have a Dr. Squatch.
I have a Dr. Squatch, the Fresh Mountain one,
whatever. There's like a million of them, dude.
But I have one that I use when I go to the gym.
Like after I go to the gym, I take a shower at
the gym. Which, by the way, the ABC gym fucking
showers suck. Like, hey, the fucking curtain
keeps going out. I'm like, well, I guess people
are going to see my cock again. Whatever. I fucking
can't stand showering. But I only use the Dr.
Squatch, like the bar soap when I go to the gym
because I don't want to bring like the liquid
soap because it's more annoying. But like the
thing with that is like. I can't use bar soap
because it makes me feel like I have a wax -like
thing on me. It makes my skin feel waxy. I don't
like bar soaps because of that. Yeah, but if
you get a Dr. Squatch one that's got grit to
it, it doesn't really do that. It's a non -grit
one, so that might be the reason. It's more of
a lather. That's what I like. I like Old Spice
Timber. It's my favorite. It's got a minty tree
smell to it. And then I use Tea Tree shampoo
for, yeah, Tea Tree. for my shampoo and my conditioner.
Is this what our podcast is devolved to? We're
talking about what fucking soap we use? No, it's
a callback to an early episode. Yeah, when Tyler
just randomly said, what soap do you use? It
wasn't just random. It was like somebody just
finished their sentence and he immediately said
it after. No, you finished your sentence. You
stopped the sentence. He stopped talking and
then he goes, what soap do you use? I go, so
yeah, what soap do you use? And you didn't direct
it at anyone in particular either. You just fucking
aired that out into the group chat. And you got
responses. I also just got a new cologne. It's
called Inferno. It's based on Dante's Inferno.
It smells like fire and whiskey almost. What
do you think Dante smells like, Tyler? You know
what the thing is about men's colognes? What?
The thing about men's colognes is men think that
they smell good. But like women are like, what
the fuck is this? So that's the thing. Like when
I get cologne, I have to pass it through my,
my, my fiance before I do it. Right. Um, let
me, let me, let me look up one. You get one drink
out of me today to celebrate my big one month.
Let me, I'm going to, I'm going to look up like
what, because it actually gives you like the
actual like sense in it. Um, but it, it smells
so fucking good. Uh, Sapphire cologne. holy shit
cc's fucking uh cousin got me some oh shit what
is it versace she got me this versace cologne
last year and cc fucking loves it and i like
the way it smells too it's like the only thing
i i now i i never would have spent money on cologne
before this stuff and now it's like all right
so this is the the top notes of it is pepper
tobacco and bergman Middle. Oh, yeah, it was
Bergman. The middle notes are leather, geranium,
and pink pepper, which I did not know pepper
and pink pepper had two different sounds. Oh,
yes, the notes of geranium. And the base notes
are amber, vevator? Oh, vevator, yes, my favorite.
Petruli and ambroxan. I feel like I'm on a yacht
when you just talk about that. It's wild. It
smells so fucking good. It smells so good. It
smells like a fire and tobacco and leather. It's
so good. We should make our own cologne. Yeah,
we could, actually. But we would put pheromones
in it, for sure. People would be like, dude,
I can't keep the women off of me. This stuff
doesn't even smell that good. It smells like
bleach. I can't keep them off of me. Is there
cum in this? Is that fucking horse cum? Exactly.
It's fucking horse cum cologne. Horsecum .com.
I can't get my girlfriend off my cock. What the
fuck is happening? Yeah, dude, there's... they,
they actually, um, cologne companies do put an
enormous amount of money into researching pheromones
and shit like that. Yeah. So they, yes, they're
absolutely real. They absolutely do that. Dude.
Cause like, you know, like sometimes like a girl
walk by you, she is not like pretty. And you're
like, you're like, Whoa, what the fuck? Whoa.
It's like, let me walk back in that direction.
Right. And she could be like, just morbidly obese.
You know what really bothered me? So you know
there's something going on there. You know what
really bothered me is I was walking in the mall.
And then I smelled like a perfume. And I'm like,
that's the stripper perfume. And I looked over
and it was a little girl. I'm like, that's not
right. Dude, you're like looking around. You're
like, oh, babe. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm like, you
should not be having that, young lady. Yeah.
See, that's problematic, though. Because they
don't disclose that it's got pheromones. Yeah.
And then there's fucking 14 -year -olds or whatever,
however old, fucking spraying it on. But I'm
like, oh, that smells good. Oh. Oh, no. Me and
fucking Casey once took a fucking take home at
Mohawk where the nurse that we gave turnover
report to at the nursing home was wearing the
cologne that my ex always wore. I hate that shit.
And it bummed me out hardcore for like... 20
minutes in case he had to like talk me off the
ledge for a minute. Cause that was when Allie
Mac was fucking sad boy down bad. And then I
was like, wait a minute. What if I didn't really
like her? I just liked the way she smelled. And
then that hit me and it made me feel better.
It was like, there was a, there was a weird thing
because like that cologne, I remember I was fucking
all over my, my, my ex -girlfriend had a specific
like perfume that she always used. And like one
day I smelled it out in like the wild and I'm
like, memories just came pouring yeah no you
you oh shit thank you like i don't know why a
certain smell can take you back to like a certain
moment because it like it bypasses uh part of
your brain it goes straight into your brainstem
or something because i was like i was sitting
there and like i smell the perfume of like my
ex -girlfriend after like five years and i'm
like oh that made me i like brought back a whole
bunch of memories i'm like god yeah i can't remember
what it is it is like it's like attached to your
memories more so than your other sense senses
that's why like whenever you walk out and it's
like first spring day yeah you feel like a kid
or like that rain rain on concrete yeah that's
another one that does it for me not the fucking
dried out worm smell that's nasty yeah i can't
stand that I do like the smell of concrete, like,
wet concrete after, like, rain. I love the smell
of gasoline. So do I! It's a great smell! Gasoline
is a fantastic smell. Diesel, mid, don't really
like it that much. Now, diesel kind of sucks,
but gas... Gasoline is fucking... You look like
you fucking drink gasoline, Tyler. I drank gasoline
as a kid. I drank gasoline and bleach. I thought
that the fucking, uh... Apparently not enough.
I thought that that fucking can with the straw,
it looked like a bendy straw. I'm dead serious.
I did that shit when I was like four years old.
My dad was mowing the lawn and he just saw me
fucking glugging. Alex! It's like that tasted
bad. Damn. I didn't drink that much though. I
don't think, I think they took me to the hospital,
but I don't think they pumped my stomach or anything.
I drank a shot glass. Fucking idiot, Alex. I
drank a shot glass worth of bleach before. Yeah.
Jesus. I remember I fucking drank it. You should
have drank some ammonia with it. I drank it Coors
Light at like 7 because I thought it was a Diet
Coke. Don't try that at home. Because it was
like silver and it had the red lettering on it.
It was like the vintage Coors can. I was like,
oh, daddy drinks Diet Pepsi. That's better than
water. Oh, it's 7 years old. I thought you meant
at 7 p .m. I was like, dude, you really didn't
realize? Did I tell you you finished it that
it wasn't Coke? So I started buying... non -alcoholic
Guinness because I miss the taste of Guinness,
but I don't drink. Yeah. And the thing is though,
the non -alcoholic Guinness does taste almost
exactly like Guinness. It's, it just doesn't
have like, there's like one thing missing and
I can't put my finger on it. Alcohol. Come on,
man. You walked right into that. There's one
thing missing. I just can't quite figure it out.
So I'm not going to lie. I've been drinking the
0 % stuff for a while. It like scratches the
itch, even though like I'm not. getting drunk,
obviously. But just having something on the table
that I'm sipping that tastes like a beer makes
me feel like I don't need to drink. I did not
like the Zero Heineken, though. The Zero Heineken
is cool because most non -alcoholic beers actually
do have a very small percentage, but that shit
literally has none. But it tastes like fucking
rice. It tastes like sake without the alcohol
with like beer flavoring added to it. It just
doesn't taste right. I don't like it. Unless
you've been like sober for like a decade, a Heineken
0 .0 is not going to like even somewhat trick
your brain. I got that. Actually, the first time
I had that, we were leaving a party and I had
a couple friends coming over to my house to play
Mario Kart. It's like, oh yeah, pick up some
beer. So he bought one case of regular Heineken
and then not realizing it, he got one case of
0 .0. We flew through the six pack. I started
on the other one. I was like, this tastes like
shit. And I looked at it. I was like, what the
fuck is this? Like, what am I fucking drinking?
This is the opposite of what I want right now.
Yeah, I did. Doing like shots of tequila after
that. You know what I actually really like? And
this might sound real fucking sad is I like the.
The non -alcoholic champagne, like the sparkling
grape juice. That's not fire. I love that so
much. I love that. Like the Welsh's sparkling
grape juice. I love that. I want to try some
of those. One of my favorite. It is sort of sparkling
grape juice. Any of them. I've never had non
-alcoholic. They're good. You know, beer. They're
good. I just, I don't think, I would not recommend.
I love Heineken. Heineken 0 .0, though, is not
a good non -alcoholic beer. The ones that are
really good, the Guinness is pretty good, but
there's one by this company. It's called Athletic
Brewing Company. And they make like a non -alcoholic
IPAs. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Like we have like,
like CC got this one where it's a non -alcoholic,
uh, sour and the thing fucking tastes delicious.
I'll be, it still has like a lot of carbs and
shit in it. Cause it's like actually a drink.
It's not like diet. It just doesn't have alcohol.
Right. So those are fucking, they're phenomenal.
But now do people who are alcoholics, does that
like help them get off of. like drinking alcohol
i don't know i i don't really know what the target
market is to be honest it's it's fucking me right
like for me i like it because it's like i've
been severely cutting back on how much i drink
um i've been feeling great and honestly like
i'm at the point now where like me and cc the
other day when we when we hit like our one month
or whatever we both had one cheat day mine was
the 100th episode um And then like we went out
to dinner and we got like margaritas and we had
been like, oh my God, I can't wait to have a
margarita the past couple of weeks. We went out,
I had it and I was like, ah, like it just, I
didn't get another. I had no desire to continue
drinking. I didn't really even enjoy, like I
felt a buzz, but I didn't even really enjoy it.
And I was like, ah. It's like, I kind of like
the taste. And now it's like, I kind of like
the non -alcoholic stuff. I'm still buying it,
even though I'm letting myself drink again, because
it's just, it's preferable. What I've really
been fucking with a lot is the THC seltzers.
Those things are fucking sick. What the fuck
is that? I almost brought one tonight. You just
get a little bit of a buzz off of them. You're
not going to, unless you, I mean, they make them
at higher dosages. I'm a lightweight when it
comes to weed, as we all fucking know. cc's got
a way higher tolerance she drinks a 20 milligram
one and i drink like a five if i want to drill
it or i take a 10 if i'm going to be sitting
there sipping and they make them like like the
one i have it's like a moscow mule tastes just
like a fucking Moscow mule. You don't taste weed
when you drink it. You obviously don't taste
alcohol, but it tastes like... And it gives you
a little bit of a buzz. And it's super quick
acting, too. Like, the buzz hits you as quick
as a beer would. They should combine the alcohol
and THC. Yeah, it's just so clean. Like, I can
do it. I can hold a conversation. I can play
video games if I want. Like, I don't feel like...
I don't know. Like when you're drinking, like
you feel inebriated. Like you're not on your
A game. You might feel more charismatic and like
less anxious and stuff. But it's like, yeah,
I don't know. With the weed, it's like it scratches
the itch of like, oh, you're feeling a little
buzzed. And it almost feels the same to a certain
extent. It's bizarre. I'll bring him next time
though. Those things are fucking awesome. Yeah.
CC just takes a 20 milligram to the teeth. If
I did that shit, I'd be on fucking the Andromeda
Galaxy. Why? Why would you do this now? They
didn't need you to do that now. What's the deal
with the uwu? What does that mean? Uwu? I don't
know. That's a fucking weird sound. What does
that mean? I'm sure Tyler knows. I don't. Is
that like Japanese or something? Yeah, you do.
It's some fucking anime thing. It's some weeb
thing. It's like uwu and owo, I think. Uwu is
basically like... You do fucking know! Son of
a bitch. Uwu is this chick trying to be cute
and it's like a kawaii type thing for Japanese
people. It's just like a thing. So what's owo?
I think it's like the male version of it. I think
I don't really know. What's your favorite anime?
My favorite anime? It's probably... I really
like Berserk and Helsing. Those are probably
two of my favorites. I thought Berserk was like
a book. Berserk's a manga, but it's also an anime.
It's got like two different animes. Three different?
Whatever. Three, four, something like that. But
Helsing's probably... Taking the Spot is my favorite
because it's about vampires and Catholics. One
is the Protestant. Checked both boxes for you.
One is the Protestant vampire hunter team, and
they have a vampire as their main vampire hunter.
And the Catholics have the Iscariot organization,
named after Judas Iscariot, the guy who killed
Jesus, or the guy who sold Jesus out. But basically,
in the Vatican, they had 12 different... 12 different
like groups and each group was a specific thing.
And the Iscariot organization or this Iscariot
side of it was the monster hunters and the demon
hunters. And basically the whole thing is the
Catholics and the Protestants are trying to,
to stop the, the start of the fourth Reich of
the Nazis, which is vampires. Okay. Yeah, I can
see why this just appeals to you. I really like
this show. It sounds like you fucking wrote this,
dude. And it has a big titty goth girl. Yeah,
you wrote this show. Dude, I don't buy it. And
it has Father Anderson, who is a regenerator,
who is the Catholics. The fuck is a regenerator?
Basically, you get shot and grow back. Like Deadpool.
Yeah, kind of like that. He just quotes the Bible
as he's killing vampires and shit. What the fuck?
It's fucking awesome. So he's using God to justify
violence is what you're saying? Against demons?
Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, against demons. It's against
demons and monsters, yeah. I just like the concept
of Death Note. Death Note's alright. It's kind
of... I feel like all anime is kind of overdone.
Like the acting and shit. Yeah, it definitely
is. Tucker does not like that sump up at all.
And then the anime that got me into anime. was
Soul Eater. Soul Eater is very like, I guess
the best way I can describe it is Nightmare Before
Christmas -esque, but like for edgy preteens.
But I was an edgy preteen when I started watching
it. But I'd say if you, this is for listeners
out there too, if you actually want to get into
anime, the show that will get you into anime
if you don't like anime is Fullmetal Alchemist
Brotherhood. Very good show. But if you don't
like Fullmetal Alchemist, there's not one anime
that you'll actually like. So if you're wanting
to get into anime, that would be my biggest...
This is the show that I tell people to watch
if they want to get into anime. And if they don't
like that, you're not going to get into it. CC
actually recommended... It's the first thing
that really falls in this category, I think,
but it's a movie. is uh spirited away that's
another good one any studio ghibli movie is a
good one i like their art style it's cool it's
very unique it's kind of trippy i didn't even
know you were there what's up buddy trippy movie
did you watch arcane i've been meaning to it's
been on like my dude you gotta watch it you want
to talk about trippy well that's animation more
so than anything but arcane on netflix is fucking
wild jinx is hot and so is her sister dude all
the chicks in that show are hot yeah Especially
when she dyes her hair black. Oh, my God. Don't
even start. Yeah, yeah. Don't even start. Both
of them. Both of them. I've seen the edits for
it. Yeah. I haven't seen, like, the actual show.
Dude, it's on. I swear to God. So that show is,
like, a huge loss for the company, even though
it was wildly popular and won a bunch of fucking
awards and shit. Dude, you know how much animation
costs? It's ridiculous. Well, and there was,
like, six years in between the two seasons of
it. Like, every frame is... hand -drawn and just
crafted immaculately. And the plot is phenomenal.
The character development is crazy. I never liked
League of Legends. Dude, I've never played League
of Legends. I never will. I watched the show,
though. The one who we have to have fucking guest
star in an episode, my buddy Kim from Norway
is the one who suggested it to me. And he's like,
yeah, no, watch it with your girlfriend. If I'm
wrong, you can call me a fucking idiot. I don't
care. And it's like, all right, fuck it. Sure.
And I did. And like me and CC and CC has a very
low threshold for cartoons, but we're like, well,
she calls cartoons, but like before she cuts
it off, she's like, this is fucking stupid. It's
about a video game. This is like, she went in
with basement expectations and we watched one
episode and we're like, holy fuck. And we, we
fucking, I've never speed ran through a show
so quickly. I gotta watch it. I speed ran through
fucking edge runners that day. Like I watched
it the day it came out and I watched every single
episode. Yeah. I loved edge runners a lot. Like
it's not for everybody. It's also a miserable
fucking show, but I love it. No, I like it. I
want to feel miserable when I like, when I watch
TV, it's good. Like almost in like a. Fuck. Yeah,
I don't think you played them. But it's good
in almost like a Last of Us Part II way, where
it's like the whole fucking story is so bleak
and dark, but at the same time, it's just so
well written, you can't really be upset with
it. You know it's not going to end well from
the start, but it's just... It's like a morbid
curiosity. They really just punch you in the
dick in the first episode, and then they just
keep punching you in the dick. Yeah, they don't
stop punching you in the dick. There's this one
anime... Called Your Lie in April. Oh, that's
brutal, dude. That's brutal. You can't watch
it without crying, apparently. I did. It's just
brutal. It's what happens in the show. I didn't
watch it. It's a brutal show. Oh, Tucker. Oh,
no. Oh, no. Tucker. Wrapped up in wire. Tuck's
like, what do you want? like chill dude it's
not that did we uh did we cut out no no we're
good but uh you lie in april it's just a brutal
show to watch it's kind of like angel beats angel
beats is another show that's just a brutal watch
i think angel beats is worse like as in like
like it makes you feel worse Because Angel Beats,
I've watched Angel Beats like six times. Like
that, I can tell you exactly what happens. And
I only watched July, April once. And I was just
like, this is just sad. I don't want to keep
watching this. But Angel Beats was about a bunch
of people in purgatory. And they have to like
deal with their, like what they. what they didn't
do in life they they had to do in order to like
pass on and when they did that they kept passing
on and everybody passes on except for the last
two people and like the the last guy was going
to be a doctor in um in um and he wanted to go
he was like he was in like med school and he
got into a uh subway accident and died but he,
he died not in the initial accident, but they
were stuck in a tunnel for like a week because
they weren't able to get it. And he was helping
people in the tunnel. But by the time that literally
as soon as the tunnel started getting like, like
open and like they're getting people out is when
he died. So he never got to like see the fruits
of his labor type thing. And I was like his like
last thing, but like, it's just like the way
that they do it is this, like, it just punches
you in the gut each time that like, it shows
you the, the. The, the, the, the life of the
person before everyone, it's time that they,
they, they pass on. And I'm like, God damn, that's
just brutal. Fuck that. And then at the end,
the one, the one lady like looks over to the
guy and just goes in the next life. Will you
still love me? Or do you think we'll never see
each other ever again? And I'm like, God, you
can't do that to me. I don't know. Fucking ruin
me as a kid. What? Fucking bridge to Terabithia.
Dude, why did they do that? That was a wild...
Why did they do that? That was a wild ending
to the story. I saw that in theaters. Why did
they do that? I didn't have the heart to watch
the movie. I read the book and I was devastated
as like a seven -year -old. I couldn't... I saw
it in the movie. Yeah, it's like everything's
fine until the end. It's like, oh my God, what
the fuck? Yep, she's dead. Bye. That's it. They
don't even give you closure. Like, yeah, she
died. Bye. End of movie. Fuck you. CC hates how,
I can't even think of them, but it's all the
fucking Nicholas Sparks movies or like books.
She's like, Oh my God, there's such good romance
stories. Yeah. Like that kind of plot though.
And there's so many of them where like, there's
this one where it's like, this dude fights his
whole life to finally get this girl. And like,
he's with the wrong person. She's with the wrong
person, but they had like a. beautiful love when
they were kids but they were kept apart by their
parents and they finally fucking get together
at the very end of the movie and then he just
gets shot and killed in a random act of gang
violence and that's how the fucking i feel like
that's like why like that's so cheap it's a cheap
ending that's exactly like it's cheap it's it's
he dies for the sake of you being sad yeah There's
another show she's watching. It's the same thing.
It's like, she was talking about how great the
show was. I look up the plot on Wikipedia, and,
like, in the last episode, she gets murked by
a fucking car when she's riding a bike. It's
like, how is that a good ending? So, like, a
Johnny Hockey type thing? Yeah, and then there's,
like, then, like, there's an epilogue where it's,
like, the husband trying to piece his life back
together after his wife died. What the fuck?
That sucks! Why would you want to watch that?
Why are you reading this? Why are we, like, it's...
I'm not saying that everything has to have a
happy ending. But for there to be a sad ending,
it needs to be deserved. It needs to be earned.
It's an earned sad ending. I feel like it's cheap
otherwise. And I get it. Sometimes people just
get fucking whacked in real life, too. Rip Johnny
Hockey. Yes. Yes, Johnny Goudreau. Rip. I get
that you need a couple stories like that that
end that way, but I don't know. I feel like girls
romanticize themselves or their partners dying
sometimes. All the time. Tucker's saying we should
take a break. Yeah, I agree. Quick break. Quick
smoke break. Lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit, lit,
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If we get copyright claimed on one, we're done.
Welcome back to a podcast. I hate my neighbor.
He's got something to say. Tyler hates his neighbor.
I hate my fucking neighbor. This guy's nudging
me. So I got a new neighbor the other day. I
haven't talked to them, but they bothered me
to no end. So the first thing that I did with
my new neighbor, I was washing my dishes. And
Dan knows this. You've been in my house. You
know how I have my sink and there's a window
right above my sink? So I'm washing my dishes
and I see someone pull down my driveway. I'm
like... i don't have a neighbor right now who
the fuck is this so i kind of go out to my porch
area where there's like the blinds thing and
i'm just kind of like half my face is looking
at the blind like this and then i see my neighbor
walk up and then she opens up the door and i'm
like oh but then she like looks around and then
like looks up at me and i michael myers like
like the thing so she sees me and i'm like uh
that probably made me look real scary but the
reason why i hate my fucking neighbor is so you
know my driveway it only has like the one thing
like the one entrance and then there's like the
place where like four cars can park she parks
directly in the one exit out I had to drive on
the grass to get past her every fucking day this
is your neighbor this is my neighbor and I'm
like lady listen I'm leaving an open spot for
you so you can pull all the way back I'm like
just pull all the way back whatever she's like
oh yeah I'll do that I'll do that never fucking
does it she called her a nudger Well, Ali Mack,
she is a person of the African -American variety,
so that might not go too well. That might sound
like something bad. That might be too close for
something else. But yeah, I literally said, I'm
like, hey, listen, listen. I'm leaving you space
open. I'm like, I'll even leave the space open
that you don't even have to turn. You can just
do the pullback and you'll be fine. Nope, motherfucker,
still. She moved back a tiny bit. A tiny bit.
Damn. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
I might just hit your car one day just to fuck
with you. Dude, that sucks. Having bad neighbors
is the worst. My neighbors just fucking park
on my lawn. I always park as far into their side
as I can. I'm in their front yard right now.
I'm not really in yours. You told me to. You
told me to piss them off, and I've done it every
time. One day I just heard a tree fucking fall
in my house, or a tree branch, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And then I hear the fucking doorbell
open, and Megan answered it, and she's like,
they said they're cutting down the trees, and
it might fall in our house, but they'll come
back and clean it up. Okay. Well, okay. That's
not good. That's not good. Damage my roof. The
fuck? I don't know. So do you guys have any neighbors
that you guys hate? No, but I got a fucking ghost
that's been acting up. Take me over to your house.
I'll fucking look for you. Yeah, we got to investigate
Ellie Mac's house. Cece's phone just started
playing music out of nowhere at like five o 'clock
in the morning. No, not five o 'clock. It was
some like weirdly. It was like. 3 .37 in the
morning, and we were both just knocked. What's
the name of the lady that died there? Ah, fuck.
It was, uh... I have a screenshot of it. I sent
it in the group chat, but I said that name, like,
two weeks ago when I heard, like, a noise, and
I was like, ah, shut the fuck up. Next Wednesday
night, are you free? I think it was Carol. It
was Carol. Of course it was Carol. It's, uh...
I don't know what the last name was, but... Baskin?
No, it was, uh... Ally Mac, I'm actually asking
you this. Next Wednesday, are you free? I can
do this. Uh, no. I'm working. Wednesday night?
Wednesday day. Are you working Thursday? Next
Thursday? Yeah, I got my history training. I
was going to say, because I could come over on
Wednesday. I can't do it Friday because I'm going
to New Jersey for my interview thing. I was going
to say... The noises are getting angrier. Shit's
just falling frequently in my house now. What
about this Saturday night? Why don't you set
up cameras like paranormal activity? I'm at that
point, honestly. Seriously? We gotta fucking
investigate. It's like every day now. Get me
to your house. I'll come tonight. I will come
with him tonight. I will come with him tonight.
We will go tonight. If we're going over there
and we're trying to tempt it, it's never going
to. The only time we've ever told somebody about
the ghost... No, we know how to provoke these
shits. Yeah, but they don't give a fuck about
provoking because they know we want a reaction.
I'm dead serious, dude. If I'm looking for something
to happen because we me and cc tell practically
everyone who comes over like our fucking apartment's
haunted now but no like the the only time something's
ever happened when we've had company over was
cc made like a margarita and one of those mixer
things for the couple that we had over to our
house jimmy buffett fucking kind of yeah it's
like it's got like the it's stainless steel all
the way it's got like the base and that weird
cone part that is the grate and then the cap
to it like those shakers And CC was actively
telling them about the ghost when all of a sudden
the top of it just pops off and falls on the
floor. And that thing is something that like
it's that thing always is on so fucking tight.
Whenever CC needs to take it off, she always
asks me to fucking pull it off. So it just popped
off on its own while we were talking about it.
And the company we had over was literally like.
Yeah, we should probably get home, babe, right?
Like five minutes later, they dipped out. They
waited just long enough to make it seem like
that wasn't the reason. And then they fucking
did. Oh, fuck. I do have a new ghost. We would
try to provoke it, though. I've been doing it.
I hear noise in the house. We should talk to
Carol. So I had two things that happened recently.
Me and my fiance. I was taking a shower. My fiance
was outside. Not outside, but in our living room.
I was taking a shower. And I'm like. you know
just whatever shower like just i was scrubbing
my hair and i opened up my eyes i legitimately
see a hand reach in and go like that mike like
didn't touch me he didn't touch anything but
like reach his hand in and like touch the wall
and then came out i'm like i'm down to do some
rituals no ouija boards no ouija boards we're
not doing a ouija board in my house and then
the second one I don't fuck with Ouija boards.
I don't think that they're real. I don't fuck
with the Ouijas, dude. Bro, you gotta get ChachiBT.
I don't fuck with the Ouijas, dude. Get ChachiBT
to summon the ghost for you and communicate with
it. That might be bad, dude. Connecting AI to
the... I think AI is the antichrist. Yeah, what
if it's like the spirit creeps into the AI? Possesses
ChatGPT. Yeah, and then it has access to all
the human information. What happens then? It's
like, do you expect... The fucking ChatGPT just
airs out your dirty laundry. It's like, how come
you got so many pictures of fucking trannies
on your phone? She doesn't mean it. I don't have
anything. I don't know what she's talking about.
We play this game, girl versus tranny. You wouldn't
get it. Ellie Mack, do you think this spirit
in your house is malicious? No. I think that
it's irritated. I think that it's just like...
Based off of the obituary I read and everything,
it sounds like she... lived alone and was like
in her mid to late sixties and died of a heart
attack. That's kind of my understanding of what
happened. So I think that she probably just wasn't
a happy woman. And now like me and Cece are just
banging in the apartment. Do you think she hates
healthcare workers? I don't know. The one thing
I will say, I was joking around about this though,
that fucking ghost, this, all right, this is
going to get weird. This ghost does not like
me jerking off. That's like a trigger for it.
I swear to God. You can't even jerk off because
you got a ghost being like, fucking stop. So
what has she done when you're rubbing one out?
Just like every time something gets knocked over.
But the thing is, is that... Excuse me, young
man. Do not jerk off from this home. So this
is the anti -masturbation ghost. Yeah. Now you've
got a ghost fucking watching you jerk off. I'll
be honest though. What we were talking about
the fucking first half of this podcast, they
said I really don't jerk off like ever. That's
like a large contributing factor to it. It doesn't
give a shit what I'm fucking. Like, it doesn't
care that. Now you're procreating there. But
when you're just trying to rub one out. Yeah,
but when you're trying to rub one out, it's like
it's judging me. Well, you know what you got
to do, bro? Say you jerk off twice a day. No.
And just have it get used to it. No, it's because
you're not telling her you're going to do it.
And she's there in the room not expecting it.
And then you just whip your cock out. You whip
your cock out and start cranking your fucking
hog. And she's like, this shit. again and knocks
a fucking cup over. She's just trying to fucking
live the afterlife. Carol, stop paying fucking
rent anymore, okay? Got this fucking retard jerking
off on the bed. What are you barking at? They're
barking at Carol. Is Carol up there? One bark
for yes. Just say to Carol, just say, hey, I'm
gonna look, I'm gonna rub one out real quick
if you wouldn't mind leaving the room. Just say,
if you wouldn't mind leaving the room. Please.
And then close the door behind you. Don't leave
the door open while you're jerking off. For it
to walk by and see you cranking your hog, dude.
Don't I have the right to fucking crank my hog
in my own house with the fucking door open though?
It's fucking Carol's house. Do you lay down when
you jerk off? Or do you like stand up when you
jerk off? You're talking about provoking it with
an AI. Be respectful. you're trying to go into
my house and fucking antagonize this thing. And
you're telling me to be respectful and I'm cranking
my hog. I think that standing up while jerking
off is the stupidest thing. I did it the other
day, but generally I lay down. Why would you
stand up to jerk off? I, you know why? I'll tell
you why. Because when I lay on my bed, sometimes
I have, he has anti -masturbation ghosts. I have
anti -masturbation cats. So my cats, my cats
can not give me like any space. So I'm trying
to rub one out and they fucking jump onto my
chest while I'm rubbing one out. And I'm like,
dude, just fuck. That is not the type of pussy
that I'm looking for. Instantly go soft. And
I'm like, and then sometimes they're like, and
I'm like, all right, this is fucking adorable.
I got to put my dick away and fucking pet my
cat, you know? So yeah, it's like when I'm laying
down, I can't get any space to myself. So I had
to literally, I was, I was standing up in the
fucking bathroom the other day, rubbing one out.
And as I'm fucking finishing, I feel something
rubbing against my fucking leg. This is what
your life has been reduced to. Yeah, my fucking
cat rubbing up against my leg. And I'm like,
are you fucking kidding me, dude? I can't get
any alone time. Why don't you shut the door?
Well, I could have. Yeah, I probably should have.
It sits in the corner of your room when you're
fucking clapping cheeks and it's just watching
you do it. And it's like, what? It just feels
weird. Cause it's like, what's going through,
like it's a living animal. And you're just thinking
about like, what's going through its head. And
it's just like, so I was, I was actually having
sex on my couch and my hamster came out and then
to start going on the fucking page. I'm like,
Eric, can you fucking stop? She's gone. Fucking.
He's here. Like the Chinese hamster. You remember
when I had the fucking hamster? He would do that
shit, but he'd start running on the fucking wheel.
And that thing was loud. You just be in the middle
of it. You got some nice fucking music on there.
You just hear. It's like, God, I don't know why,
but like every time that we do it, hamster comes
out. Just the fucking thing. I'm like, does she,
does the sex summon hamsters? You're probably
just scaring the fuck out of it. It's like, it's
so loud. I can't leave the crate. Let me out.
I love how my contact picture is your fucking
hamster just hanging from the top of the cage.
That's my dead hamster. I got a new one. Oh,
shit. But that is a hysterical picture. She's
just grabbing onto the fucking cage. So high
stress. Yeah, Tifa used to grab onto the top
of the cage and fucking ultimate warrior that
shit. She's like, ah. Just hold on as long as
a human can. It was so fucking funny. I think
I got actual pictures of her. Let me see. I like
hamsters. They're just fucking stupid as shit,
though. The one time, like, I would always let
my hamster out on my table when I was gaming
because he would just kind of chill and he'd
every once in a while, like, run up to my hand
or, like, climb on top or whatever. But one day
he's on top of the table and he just fucking
jumps off and lands on his neck in, like, a three
-foot fall drop for, like, a small hamster. the
size of a quarter. That's a significant drop
for it. And it was completely fine, but it got
scared and like ran all over the house and was
like, what the fuck? Been doing this for two
months and it just decides, oh, time to kill
myself. Like just off. This is my new hamster.
That'd be the equivalent of one of us jumping
off like a 10 story building. It's like, why
are you doing that? That's my new hamster. She
comes out and like taps on the fucking glass
and shit. Yo. That's a big hamster. I had the
tiny little dwarf hamster. Those things were,
like, they were so small. Yeah, like, when you
grab her, she kind of, like, is, like, out here
and out here. Mine was the size of, like, literally
a golf ball. They're so tiny. Yeah, we're looking
at when we get... Oh, sorry. I just wanted to
finish this. I was... When this hamster dies,
we're looking at getting a couple rats, Dumbo
rats. I don't think Tucker likes that idea. I
don't think he likes the rats. Fucking Carol.
Tell it. That bitch Carol. That bitch Carol's
trying to get in the basement. Tucker's telling
her to go fuck herself. I love hamsters. I love
rodents of all sorts. I'm a big rodent guy. She'd
get a capybara. That'd be fun. I remember when
his hamster, he thought his hamster died, and
it was actually just hibernating, but he had
the gun in his mouth. He was like, I'm going
to kill myself if my hamster died. He was actually
just sleeping. Who's this? Tyler. I forgot about
that story. I love that hamster, dude. I'm being
dead serious. I love that hamster. Is that one
dead now? Yeah, she died. Oh, shit. She's buried
in my parents' backyard. Sorry for your loss.
She's buried in my parents' backyard. I love
that hamster, though. She was awesome. How old
did it live? Thoughts and prayers. About two
years. Yeah. That's the average life for them.
Two years. That's it. Yeah. That's, that's the
average lifespan of hamsters. The dwarf hamsters
are one year. That's the whole reason I took
it was because my roommate Deanna was like, Hey,
like you're nocturnal. Cause you work nights.
This fucking hamster is nocturnal and it keeps
us up running on the wheel at like two o 'clock
in the morning. Can you take it? And I was like,
yeah, sure. Why would you want to have a pet
that dies in a year? Because I don't know. All
right. Well. Clearly, you have a deep attachment
to your hamster, but I feel like for most people,
it's not really that kind of a pet. It's in between
a ferret and a goldfish. How much you give a
fuck about it, typically. When mine died, it
was like, okay, throw it in the trash. You threw
it in the trash? No, I buried the hamster, but
I threw all its stuff in the trash. I genuinely
cried when my hamster died. Damn. Yeah, it didn't
go like that for me. No, I was super attached.
When I first went to the pet store, I wasn't
even looking to buy it. We were just going to
the pet store. And I went by, and the hamster
just puts its hand up to the wall. And I put
my finger on it, and it just started going. And
I'm like, I don't know. I just got a connection
to that right there. One of my rabbits had a
seizure in front of me and died. Jesus Christ.
Damn. Yeah. His name was Luigi. That's awful.
Free Luigi, dude. That's horrible. As a kid,
that would have ruined me. No, I wasn't a kid.
I was, like, 20. This was, like, last year, bro.
No, it was, like, yesterday, actually. Yeah,
no, I was working at Mohawk, and my mom was,
like, freaking out because the rabbit was having
a seizure, but then just died. Casey's like,
we got to get some versed. Come on, guys. How
long do rabbits normally live? Like 10 years.
Really? Yeah. How long did you have yours? I
think, like, probably eight years. No percent
has a couple rabbits. Yeah. They're cool. You
just got to get a parrot. Those things live,
like, fucking 80 years. I made my first rabbit
after Fergie. There you go. Did you want to fuck
it, too? Yeah, no, I was into Fergie when I was
that age. Fergie? The worst thing about parrots
is that, like, because I was reading up on them
until I found out they were 70 years old. But,
like, if you have one for, like, 10 years and
then you get rid of it because you're like, this
fucking thing won't stop talking, which most
people do, they typically just die of depression.
They get so attached to their owners. And if
you get rid of that, yeah, it's like a life sentence
getting one of those things. You're going to,
like, fucking be a dick if you get rid of it.
I heard an insane story about a parrot. And it
was, like, a ghost story. Me too, actually. Oh,
no, it was not a ghost story, though. No, but,
like, it was... This guy kept on, like... Like,
he was... Like, his aunt had a parrot, and he
had to go over and watch it when she was, like,
on vacation or something. And then, like, every
night, the parrot would just start making this
weird, like, demonic sound, just going, like...
And she's like... And the guy's like, what the
fuck is that? Yeah, it's like in Minecraft, when
the parrots fucking, you know, imitate the zombies.
Yeah. But like it kept on making that sound and
they're like, what the fuck? And like, they,
like, they, the guy kept on like being like,
this sounds fucking bad. So he took the parrot
to a priest and the priest was like, yo, um,
whatever this parrot isn't possessed, but whatever
it's talking, like whatever it's mimicking is
something fucked is going on. Wow. And, like,
the story kind of ended there, but, like... Wow.
I saw a story where there was five parrots that
got donated to a zoo, and they kept swearing
at all the guests and laughing. They would just,
like, say, fuck, and then just fucking laugh
about it. They had to separate all the parrots
so they would behave. Parrots can be funny. Did
you ever hear a wolf laugh? No. Wolf laugh sounds
scary as fuck. I'm going to pull that up. Keep
talking. I don't know what I was talking about
anymore. Did you see that they remade the dire
wolf? Yeah. George Martin owns that. The dire
wolf now, right? Who's that? The Game of Thrones
guy. Really? Yeah, because there's dire wolves
in the show. I wouldn't be surprised. He bought
one, I think. I think this is it. That's how
wolves sound. I'm gonna fucking eat your ass.
He's just vibing. Leave him alone. He's thinking
about a Mimi saw. It sounds like a fucking elite
from fucking... From Halo. It kind of tastes
like when Casey laughs. We'll do a special investigation
episode of Allie Mac's apartment whenever we
can. I like that. What's your apartment number?
Is it 666? I don't really want to give that information
out. Bleep it out. Bleep it out. I don't think
we're going to remember to bleep it out. You
don't have to. I'd rather not. Does it start
with a one? No. Okay. Start with a two. Does
it? I was going to say you just keep going down.
Does it start with a three? How about a four?
How many digits? What's your social security
number? I'm going to say. Last four? You strike
me as a 210 kind of guy. no okay that would have
been crazy if i got that you're remarkable though
because this you like remote viewed my apartment
number because my previous apartment was 201
oh damn you had the correct numbers just wow
out of order what does my number look like oh
you strike me yeah you don't even have well i
do have an apartment that's right you do um tyler
strikes me at You don't live in a complex, though.
It's a three -digit number. All right, so your
address? Yeah. 318. No. No. No. You got two of
the numbers right. Which ones? One and eight.
Really? I thought three was the correct one for
sure. You got one and eight, right? What's? 814.
It's 108. Fuck. Oh. Damn. Damn. You should dog
stand on the podcast. Dogs me? We already did.
Say your address, and we'll just send you a hate
mail. Um, no. We're not going to do that. Who's
this? That's mine. All right. It is. No. It is.
If anybody wants his driver's license ID number,
that will be 555 -864 -123. 335 -678. What? 2
-1 -6. Is that his real? No, I just did it all
one -off. Oh, my God. You did do it one -off.
All right, let's get to a game. Oh, God. That
we like to call Jeopardy. Hold on. I wanted to
tell a story real quick. All right. Go ahead,
Dan. Do you guys see that thing about the trooper
that shot himself? No. No. It was like two months
ago. This trooper got shot on a traffic stop,
right? Happened at night. Oh, I think I did hear
about this, actually. Did you? Yeah. He got shot
in a traffic stop. Dude, they did the whole thing.
The cops are like, oh, we're looking for a New
Jersey license plate, temporary tag. They gave
the numbers, put it on the news and everything.
Dude, they did the whole thing when he got out
of the hospital. right where the troopers line
up and they're like clapping they're like yeah
yeah and he's like the guy's in the wheelchair
he's got a mustache right this is this is what
reminded me of it yeah and he's just like waving
to everybody nodding his head you know like doing
the real hero thing they wheel him out to the
like the suv and he's like waving to everybody
he's leaving come to fucking find out he shot
himself bro yeah why because for like for attention
And then so the cops went and raided his house
and they found a million dollars in cash and
a bunch of fucking steroids. It's like, dude,
how fucking dumb are you? Like, really? How stupid
are you going to shoot yourself in the fucking
knee and you think you're going to get away with
it? Yeah. It's like, get the fuck out of here.
What a retard. Fucking jackass. It's like, dude,
you have like a sweet fucking job too. You have
like a job that people would fucking kill for.
And you're fucking, you're going to pull some
stupid shit like that. Come to find out his dad
was NYPD and he went to jail or got, he got fired.
And I think he went to jail for selling cocaine.
Like fucking crazy, dude. That kind of shit.
I guess it runs in families. You should have
played bank robbing simulator. If they just did
that, it'd be fine. All right. I'm not anticipating
a good performance. I might not even fuzz this
if it wasn't in the entire game. I'm going to
try, though. Welcome back to Jeopardy. I'm Alex
Trebek. I am the quattro. Here with your 13 -time
winner, Dan. Oh, yeah, baby. Lucky 13. Yep. Six
-time winner, Allie Mack. Where's the smelly
salt? Uh, Dan's got them over there in his pharmacy.
Oh, what do you want? You want some B1? You want
some smelling salts? I want some smelling salts.
B1 ain't gonna do shit for me, bro. What are
you talking about? You didn't even give it a
chance, bro. Here, I don't want this. What? B1.
This one? Yeah. Oh, let me take that. No, take
this one. Oh, fuck. That smells like church.
Why is it a powder? Why does it look like cocaine?
Snort it. Why does it look like cocaine? I don't
know. Why does it? How does it feel? It's because
I take partials and I dump the rest in there.
Why do you take partials? Because it's powerful.
That's why. Do you get real horny? 31 time winner,
Tyler. 31? What the fuck? God damn it. You won
the episode 100, remember? Let's get this show
on the fucking road, bro. Everybody hates Tyler.
If I showed up to these episodes, let me tell
you, I'd be a lot closer. Category 3. You got
Preoccupied with 1985. Double dots. The Missing
Link. Double dots? What the fuck is that? Double
dots? It's like double dots. Like two periods?
Reverse world capitals. What the fuck is that?
What the fuck does that mean? I'll give you the
country. Wait, no. I'll give you the capital.
You're going to tell me the country. Reinventing
the wheel. Look at this nudger. High treason.
And off the wall. What was the first one? Preoccupied
with 1985. I guess we'll do that one. 200. The
original Super Mario Bros. came out in 1985 for
this new system. What is the NES? It's number
one. No, it was me, retard. Get this out of the
way. Tyler, I guess got it. It was fucking me,
baby. I said it first, though. That's not fair,
because I was getting nudged by this nudger.
I'm serious. I was trying to fucking hit it.
We have a flagrant foul on the nudger. Dan gets
awarded the points. Tyler, unfortunately, does
not. No, he doesn't. Let's continue that category.
400. George Michael released this hit single
that begins with an iconic sax solo. What is
Careless Whisper? What the fuck is even that?
What the fuck is even that, bro? Thank you, I
agree. What the fuck is even that? What do you
mean? That's an iconic song. Oh, I guess so.
It is iconic. Must be so iconic, I've never heard
of it. Next question. We'll continue on that
one. You've never heard of that song? No, not
once in a while. For 600. 600. You can wage up
to 1 ,000. Let's do 1 ,000. Yeah, do 1 ,000,
Tyler. I hope you eat this so fucking bad. This
vice president began his second term in 1985.
Vice president? Yeah. Oh, you might not get this
one. I hope he doesn't get it. I'm not hoping
anything. What is Bush? Oh, you got to be more
specific than that, Tyler. That's correct. How
are we three questions in and we're behind by
2 ,000? You are. 1 ,600. What the world? Fuck
this game. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Reagan and Bush,
dude. Tucker, it's okay. It's Reagan, Reagan,
Reagan and Bush. 800. This Miami Dolphins quarterback
led them to a Super Bowl this year. They lost
to the 49ers. What is Dan Marino? He knows. Jesus.
I buzzed in that. I didn't mean to hit the mic.
I buzzed in a fucking cunt hair behind him. I'm
sorry. I respect that. Thousand. This legendary
boxer made his debut in Troy, New York. What
is Mike Tyson? Yes. Do you know that? Yeah, I
did. I did, I did. Yeah, he got his, and he was
born in Catskill, actually. I knew that. I didn't
know he was an upstate boxer. Tyler swept the
category. He was by downstate. You got double
dots, the missing link, reverse world capitals,
reinventing the wheel. He just swept that fucking
category. High treason and off the wall. That's
his daily double out. Are you fucking kidding
me? Off the wall. How about we just call this
the Tyler Show? Why don't you fucking get some
great answers? Why don't you write some better
fucking questions here? Jesus Christ. 200. This
sport, played with a small rubber ball and a
racket, requires players to hit the ball off
a wall within a closed court. What is high lie?
No, what? Yeah, it is! That's what you do in
high lie! What? What's racquetball? No You look
it up and you tell me I'm incorrect with are
we all wrong I Realized this question was a little
vague. I'm gonna give it to Ellie back. Thank
you. He was right the first time Don't deduct
points then cuz it was too vague. Can I get can
I get the fucking vape, please? I'm stressed
out because of the results of this fucking game
These questions are stupid, even though I got
that last one. They're stupid! Even when I get
them right, I get told I'm wrong. I was thinking
squash, but anyway, I don't think that's big.
Squash? Yeah. What the fuck is squash? You've
never heard of squash? Never before in my life.
It's like pickleball. Oh, wild. Okay, whatever.
Keep it going. What even is this category? Off
the wall? Okay, yeah. Alright. 400. This surrealist
artist known for melting clocks and bizarre dreamscapes
had an off -the -wall approach to painting. What
is Salvador Dali? Oh my god, he's right. I can't
stand it. I knew it was right the second it came
off his tongue, but I never would have thought
of it on my own. I knew that, but... Double dots,
the missing link, reverse world capitals, reinventing
the wheel. The missing link. Tyler started digging
Adderall. That's the only explanation. Missing
link for 200. 200, the Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn,
Queens, and this. What's the category? Staten
Island. Yes, the missing link. Oh. Yeah, I keep
forgetting what the category is and that's usually
a pretty big part of the question. Fucking lock
it, Allie Mac. Oh, I'm sorry. Talk shit. 400.
Leviticus, Deuteronomy, Numbers, Genesis, and
this. That seems like a Bible question. It is
a Bible question. It is a Bible question. This
is a made for tire. I didn't expect Tyler to
get every single fucking one right. How much
do you pay? We don't even know. I didn't plan
this. I didn't plan this. Me and Dan have buzzed
in like a collective two times up to this point.
Onward. Onward. God damn it. Get smart. Yeah,
let's get this out of the fucking way. Yeah,
we got to get back to the actual show. We'll
get you out of this. Fuck this game. 600. 2009
band lineup. Zacky Vengeance, Sinister Gates,
Johnny Christ, Jimmy the Rev Sullivan, and him.
I don't fucking know. Who killed it? Jimmy the
Rev Sullivan? Yes. What the fuck are we talking
about right now? What the fuck? Time it out.
It would be Matt Shadows from Avenged Seven.
Oh, it was on the tip of my tongue. Keep going.
800. For 800, point guard, shooting guard, small
forward, center, and this position. What is forward?
What is small forward? No, I said... The options
were point guard, shooting guard, small forward,
center, and this position. I played the game.
I should really know this. I should know this
too. I played too. No, that doesn't sound right
at all. That's hockey. I can't believe it. Wait,
say it one more time. Point guard, shooting guard,
small forward, center. What's a power forward?
Yes. Fucking Christ. Holy shit. Wow, I'm fucking
sweating to get one here. I thought he said all
five. Don't make it sound like I got a chance
here. All right. All surprised. I got one. Keep
it going. It was missing link. Is that what it
is? Missing link for 1000. Pacific, Atlantic,
Arctic, Southern, and this ocean. What is Indian?
Fuck that! Fuck that! My buzzer's rigged. The
one gets it first. I heard the noise first in
my deaf ear. I heard it. This game's a lie. Does
your buzzer work? Yeah, it does. I'm gonna pull
a Trump and gaslight everyone. I buzzed first.
I buzzed first and I'm gonna keep saying it until
you believe it. Tyler, you got double dots, reverse
world capital. I don't even know what the fuck
double dots is. Let's fucking figure that out.
for $200. Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy both
died participating in this winter sport. What
is skiing? Yes. Downhill skiing. Fuck yeah, Dan.
Double dots skiing. The fuck is double dots?
Because there's two I's in it. Can me and Dan
pull our points together for Final Jeopardy?
No. Yeah, yes. No. You can't keep doing this.
We're not even fucking halfway through that.
We're just going to do it. Exactly. We're just
going to do it. Exactly. Let's lock in right
now. That doesn't matter. You can't do that.
We almost split the win half and half. You can't
do that. We both get one. No. No. No. We actually
get two wins. You can't do that. That's not real.
You can't do that. We both get a win. Why don't
you lock it and get some points? Alright, double
dots. 400. British explorer James Cook discovered
this island in 1778 and soon decimated the indigenous
population. Isn't that what they did to all of
them? Right. What is Tahiti? No. Say it again.
British explorer James Cook discovered this island
in 1778 and soon decimated the indigenous population.
This island. Was Hawaii? Yes. Oh, nice. What
is what? Hawaii. Two I's at the end of Hawaii.
I mean, I was going to guess. Oh, two dots. Casey,
I want to kick you in the nuts so hard right
now. Sipping on promesicine. Tyler's pick. Six.
For 600. You got 5 ,400. Allie Max got 1 ,000.
No, pull them together. Dez got 200. All right,
we got 1 ,200. What the fuck, bro? What's the
actual value of this question? 600. I'll do five.
For 500. These brown mushrooms native to Japan
are often added to miso soup. Yes. That's a fucking
daily double question. A question that I could
have got halfway through. I suck at this game.
Yeah, Tuck. Don't fuck yourself, Tuck. Double
dots for 800. A fine -toothed tool used for cutting
curves. Also a movie villain. You buzzed in.
You gotta say something. Yeah, but we always
do that. Yeah, but you have a lead of 4 ,000
points, so we are changing the rules. We're not
changing the rules. Yeah, we are. Deduct the
points. What's your answer, Tyler? I said never
mind. A fine -toothed tool used for cutting curves.
Also a movie villain. Also a movie villain? No,
never mind. So if he says never mind, then we're...
Yeah, no, it is specific to you. That's correct.
No, no, no, don't time it out. He already timed
it out. Don't time it out. He already timed it
out. Don't time it out. We need all the help
we can get. We need points. Does Dan have something
to say? Hold on a sec. A fine tooth... Yeah,
we can come up with this. A fine tooth what?
A fine tooth tool used for cutting curves. Also
a movie villain. A movie villain. What is captain
protractor What are you thinking of what does
it begin with Tyler Yeah, but there's no no two
eyes there's no two eyes in it Wait, what does
that fucking question? Oh, yeah, you said it
was to all the J counts, but it's no it'd be
a cow. Yeah But it's a capital capital. I know
because of the tool you would capitalize the
tool Yeah, I was about to say I think Dan should
get the points. No! Nobody gets the points. That's
what he was going to say. Because I was going
to say to Tyler, it begins with a J. Yeah, it's
Jigsaw. And he's like, I'm not going to tell
you. If you said that to him and he buzzed in
and got it, I would have been furious. You have
my vape. I'm fucking stressed. It's right there.
Yeah, you should be. His game sucks balls. I
guess continue. Where are the smelling salts?
Continue on with this one. 1 ,000. Florida slang
word for kid or bro, often used by Gen Z. Florida
slang word for kid or bro, used by Gen Z. You
guys aren't going to get this, no. Only BLP Kosher
says this. Who the fuck's going to get that?
Kiki. That would be JIT. Oh, no. J -I -T. Tyler,
you got Reversal World Capitals, Reinventing
the Wheel. This game sucks. High treason off
the wall. We'll do high treason. I'm just going
for the positive game. You can do it, Dan. High
treason for 200. This former NSA employee was
charged with espionage. Who's Edward Snowden?
Yes. There's your category, Daniel. Oh, yeah,
baby. Dan's pick. High treason for 400. We're
pulling our money together. So what is our money
combined? How many points I have? You got 400.
You can wager a thousand, though. How much do
I have? You got a thousand. Alright, so you can
wager 1 ,400, Dan. Don't listen to Casey. Alright,
um... High treason. I'm gonna go 400. Fuck it.
Actually, no. Fuck it. I don't care if I win
or lose. Let's go 1 ,000. Fuck it. Alright, 1
,000. George and Ethel Rosenberg were charged
with espionage, spying for the Soviet Union in
51. This was their sentence. Are you fucking
kidding me? That is a rough question. What the
fuck, bro? That is a rough question. He knew
that you were going to get the last one. to lead
you into this. He knew. He made the board this
way. You've never heard of these guys? I'm not
trying to fuck you. Never. George and Ethel Rosenberg.
So they were charged with espionage, spying for
the Soviet Union in 1951. The only thing that
would be like at all like remotely interesting
is if they were sentenced to death. What's your
answer? Either that or they just fucking got
like nothing. They got like community service
or something. Say the question one more time.
George and Ethel Rosenberg were charged with
espionage, spying for the Soviet Union in 1951.
This was their sentence. That's the middle of
the red scare. So it had to be like. I'm going
to say. I'm going to say their sentence. Fuck,
bro. Fuck. This was their fucking sentence. I
don't know. So I'm just going to fucking guess.
Go ahead. Their sentence to death. We got a shot
when we pull them together now High treason for
600 this general This general gave Benedict Arnold
his first trust when placing him in the command
of West Point in 1780. What is a general of North
Washington? Yeah. That was a fucking layup. Should
have buzzed. Should have buzzed. Let's do treason.
800? Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was stabbed
by his friend Brutus. Oh, finish the question.
Yeah. I can't, he buzzed in. No. Roman Emperor
Julius Caesar was stabbed by his friend Brutus
on this infinite, infinite date. What's the date?
What? You can't ask me how many times he got
stabbed. I know, I know what... But what date
is it? That doesn't count. No, I'm asking for
the date. You know what a date is? I have an
idea, but... April 10th is a date. Oh, yeah,
I was lived in infamy. I've known it my whole
life. It's halfway through March. For 1000 this
former vice president and founding father was
tried in 1807 for treason for allegedly plotting
to urge some states to leave the Union as part
of military adventures to seize land from Spain
and Mexico Time it out the Aaron Burr damn sir
Tyler got reverse world capitals reinventing
the wheel and off the wall 600. This extreme
sport involves running, jumping, and flipping
off walls and urban structures. What is parkour?
Parkour. Oh, baby. Where did it originate, Dan?
Parkour? Where did parkour originate? It sounds
like some Asian shit. No, it's French. Oh. I
was going to say that. It was like bonjour parkour.
That's literally where my brain went. It just
sounded French. Dan's pick. Same category. Off
the Wall, 800. The 1979 hit Comfortably Numb
came off of this best -selling album. What is
The Wall by Pink Floyd? Yes, it is. Oh, baby.
You beat me by a split second there. It's all
right. Your points are my points. I know. That's
not how that works. Yes, it is. Yes, the fuck
it is. Yeah, you tell them. Dan's pick. Stop.
Same category. Wall for a thousand. Mr. Gorbachev,
tear down this wall, Ronald Reagan said to the
Soviet leader in this year, two years before
the dissolution of the USSR. Fuck! I was just
talking about that. 1989. I was just fucking
talking about that with somebody today. I said
they tore down the wall next year I was born.
He was right. Tuck's saying that he thinks that
Dan buzzed in first. You got reverse world capitals
and reinventing the wheel. 200. This kitchen
utensil is used to slice up an Italian favorite.
What is a pizza cutter? Technically, yes. I thought
you were going to get it wrong. Why is it technically
yes? Because it was pizza wheel. Oh, whatever.
Alright. Same category. 400. 1977 hit song by
American rock band Journey. What is wheel in
the sky? Yes. It's going to move. Wagon wheel.
What is wagon wheel? Save me from that. For 600.
This ancient civilization is credited with inventing
the wheel in 3500 BC. I think I know it, but
I'm not nearly confident enough to buzz in. What's
the scores? You got 7 ,100, Dan's got 3 ,000,
and Ali Max got 1 ,000. We're within the halfway
mark. We theoretically could win this game right
now. What year was it? 3 ,500 BC. What is Egypt?
Oh no. This ancient civilization is credited
with inventing the wheel. 3 ,500 B .C. Samaria.
No one? Doesn't matter, Mesopotamia. That'd be
Mesopotamia. Fuck, see? Damn it! I knew I should
have fucking buzzed. Damn, Ellie Mac. I should
have buzzed. I really should have fucking buzzed.
800. Named after its inventor, this wheel debuted
at the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago. What's the
year? What is the Ferris wheel? Oh, yes, Dan.
Oh, okay. Yes. Fuck yes. Let's go. I was going
to say the Edison wheel, but yeah. Dan's pick.
Same category. I was going to say the wagon wheel.
The steering wheel. 1 ,000. The wheel of Dharma
is a key symbol of this religion. Dharma. What
is Hindu? Yes. I'm going to kill myself. Oh,
no. He was wrong, actually. Never mind. What
is Buddhism? Oh, Buddhism, yeah. I thought it
was Hindu, but it wasn't. I was going to say
the same thing, so I'm glad. I am so glad. I
was torn between Hindu and Buddhist. I was too,
but then it was like, wait, no. Dan, you got
reverse world capitals. Damn. Throw them at me.
200, Istanbul. What is Turkey? Fuck. What is
Constantinople? That's going to be what I said.
Which wouldn't have been wrong. No, it's actually
the same city. Tyler. 400. New Delhi. Yes. God
damn. Okay, what's this category? Hold up. Reverse
world capital. Okay. I don't know what that means.
It means I'm giving you the capital. You have
to tell me the country. Oh, okay. Got you. That
makes a lot more sense. For 600. Nuke. Spelled
N -U -U -K. No idea. It's one of the Asian ones.
Don't time it out. Don't time it out. Dan, I
don't know if you want to venture our points
into this question. No. We don't know this. Onward,
Casey. That would be Greenland. Oh, thank God.
I thought it was going to be like one of the
fucking Koreas or something. What is Chad? Tyler
for 800, Wellington. Wellington? Wellington.
Well, it has to be like one of the English surrounding,
but that's not a capital. No. It has to be an
English language country. It is. New Zealand.
Oh, yeah. Wellington? Wellington, New Zealand.
Finally, for 1 ,000, Lisbon. What is Australia?
No. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Lisbon. If you
buzz in, please know it next time. We're like
within reach of him right now. You were in it.
Fuck. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think we only
have less than half now. It's the capital? Yeah,
yeah. Lisbon? Now we gotta get it. We gotta come
up with it now. We're gonna figure it out. I've
heard it, like, it's in my mind. It's just not
coming to me. I thought that... Tucker. Lisbon.
Set. Tucker! Come here. Oh my god, it's on the
tip of my fucking tongue. I can't get Australia
out. No, I know this. Lisbon. Why did I say Australia?
Lisbon. It's a fucking F1 race, I think. Fuck.
Oh, god damn it. Fuck. Lisbon. Lisbon. Lisbon.
Lisbon. We're going to figure it out. Lisbon.
I think Australia. Is it something similar? I
feel like it is. It's going to say Melbourne.
That's Australia. That's what it is. Deanna,
if you guess and you get it wrong, you'll be
out of the game. If I guess and I get it wrong?
Yeah. We're barely in the game. We had some playing
room before you buzzed in there, but now we're...
Lisbon. Hold on, hold on. What was that you said?
Hold on, what was that? Lisbon, Lisbon. Dude,
I'm gonna... I think you should just stay in
the game, Dan. Okay, let it go. Let it run. All
right, that was Portugal. Oh, dude, I wasn't
even fucking lesbian in Portugal. I did know
that one. Dan still has a shot. Dan's got 3 ,800.
Tom's got 6 ,100. What do you want? Ally Mac's
got 1 ,000. We're pooling, though, so we're good.
Text me your answers. I'm going to fucking...
I'll be right back. The category is geography.
No, text me your wagers. All right, hold on a
second. My watch is dead, so I'll just write
it down, I guess. Well, you can figure out what
mine is. I know what mine is. It's all of it.
Just so you fucking know. How much did I lose
on that Lisbon one? That was a thousand. Fuck
me, bro. Yeah. We had room to play. Why did I
think it was fucking... Casey's being a fucking
rulemeister, though. I don't think he's going
to fucking let us pull. He won't let you do that.
Even though he said we were going to. What is
Tyler at? Got like seven grand. He's got more
than that. Casey fucking gave him Bible questions
and that whole fucking category in the beginning.
It was one Bible question. I need a pen because
I got to write this shit down because my fucking
phone is dead. Fucking Tyler Wynn. Tyler Wynn.
Fuck, I'm getting hungry. We got to wrap this
up. Yeah, go to the gym. I was going to go to
the gym, but I'm just going to wake up early
and work out. Or you can go to nightclubs. Ooh,
baby. No, dude, I rubbed one out like seven times
the other day. Seven times? Yeah, dude. Dude,
my Ritalin makes me just fucking... Hardcore?
Horny as fuck. What's the question, dude? No,
my phone's dead. So, uh... How am I gonna fucking...
Do you got a pen, Casey? Just type it in. Alright.
What's the question? My wager's everything. Okay.
Yeah, I don't care if people know. Okay. But
I'm gonna have to give you the answer, so I'll
type in the answer. All right, the question.
Name three of the 13 provinces or territories
of Canada. Name what? Three of the 13 provinces
or territories of Canada. Canada. Canada. The
one that Tyler fucking hates. I know two of them.
Fuck, what is that other one? We probably all
have the same two right now. We're thinking of
the third. I'm thinking of the last one. Yeah,
don't. Dude, I gotta get it. Are there territories?
Province or territories? Not cities? No. Oh,
shit. One just came to me, but then it fucking
disappeared. Oh. I think I got one. No, I handed
it back so you guys can send your answers. I
still have to think. You can't do that. Yeah,
I can. Oh, you can't? Yeah, you can. I'm not
going to see your answers. I mean, Dad, you can
type in your answers whenever you're ready. All
right, I got Tyler's answer. I got Ellie Beck's
answer. Dan's. Casey, can I get that? They sent
me their answers. Dad's thinking hard. Territories?
Providence or Territory. Like basically like
the Canadian states. Casey, can I please get
that vape? I'm stressed beyond all repair right
now. So can we talk about how their fucking country
just speaks two languages depending on where
you're at? Kind of fucking irritating. I'm not
going to lie. I'm sure it would be irritating
for them, yeah. The farther you get west, the
better they are. I might be going to Montreal
this year in like two months for the F1 race
with my dad. It's going to be a ton of fun. Yeah,
Ferrari hasn't been doing too great. They kind
of were my team, but I'm just growing apart from
them now. They're just trending completely in
the wrong direction. Max Verstappen's a G, though.
Dude, I don't know any of them. Oh, dear. Oh,
dear. Dan says Ottawa, Montreal, and Toronto.
Come on, man. Those are cities. I don't know
any of the territories. He bet it all. He said
zero. Damn. Damn. Damn, dude. iMac says, what
is Ontario, Quebec, and Nova Scotia? Wow. Oh,
that's correct. Yeah! I didn't know that. iMac
got 2 ,000. What did Tyler say? I was Quebec,
Ontario, and Nova Scotia. That's correct. Fuck
you. Fuck you. You bet $2 ,000. Tyler's got $8
,100. Tyler wins. I came in second. Dude, I never
thought that Quebec was like a state. Yeah, I
was thinking license plates, and then I remembered
from the movie Goon, Nova Scotia. I've been watching
a guy. Wait, what was the other one? Quebec and
what? Nova Scotia? Ontario? It was three out
of 13. So the answers were Ontario, Quebec, New
Finland, Manitoba, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick,
British Columbia, Prince Edward Island. I almost
said both of those. Saskatchewan, Alberta, Northwest
Territory, Yukon, and none of it. I didn't know
they had states. I have like some Canadian family
members on my great grandmother's side. So that's
the only reason I knew. It's like from family
reunions. I could have got PEI or fucking. I
can't believe Tyler got the Canadian turtle.
Better luck next time, Dan. Tyler wins. Tyler
wins. Because I came in second, I'm counting
that as half a win. I have six. I have six and
a half. Sixy media. Sassy media. Tyler wins.
And as always, be kind to yourselves and each
other. We out. All right. Is that it? Is that
the end? That's the end. All right. Dan's going
to storm off now like Tyler does. He's just going
to fucking leave. I got to take a piss so bad.
Like us on Facebook. And as always, be kind to
yourself. Calm in my ass. Whoa. Well, okay. I
guess we're in there then. And each other. And
each other. I think we're done. Fuck off. Robots
have souls. We just don't know if they do or
don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where
the fuck did this hear? They're killing all the
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall. They have dread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with parents. I do not negotiate
with parents. feel them die of this virus you
feel bump bump bump beep nothing they're fucking
gone i've seen it happen i think that the government
has taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross paths
with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real
they're going to sink money into them because
they know that can cut it open you're gonna see
blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their
technology which by the way big brother is the
overlord we're only living in the third dimension
It's an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not
fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look
it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing
this shit. George Soros actually worked with
the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He said
that he was doing it just to survive, but he
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking
time doing this shit. George Soros is the fuck
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