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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

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super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

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they are aliens Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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Oh yeah. Episode 101. 101. Like Zoey 101. Yeah.

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You're going to learn something in this episode.

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I'm here with Daniel. Everybody else left us.

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Yep, not even a phone call. It's just us now,

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Daniel. That's right. We can talk about all the

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shit that Tyler gets pissed when we talk about.

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We can talk about stocks. We can talk about fucking

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politics. We can talk about whatever, dude. Did

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you hear the way that Juice WRLD died? It was

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crazy. Yeah, he fucking downed a bunch of Xanax

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because he didn't want to get caught with it.

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It was actually OxyCoto. Damn. That's why he

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died. I thought it was Zanz. It's kind of hard

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to die off of. Benzo overdose. How do you reverse

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a benzodiazepine overdose? It starts with an

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N. I always forget the name of it. I thought

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it was Flumazenil or something. Yeah, you're

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right. Finasteril or something like that. Something

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with an F. I forgot the exact way. He was running

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from the cops and he was on an airplane and they

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fucking ratted him out for having all the drugs

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on board. And the fucking cops came when they

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landed and he took all the oxy that's fucked

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did he not know that that's what would happen

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well he was i guess he was used to taking so

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much oxy every day like he just took like crazy

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amounts of fucking you know opioids so he was

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very tolerant to it damn that's crazy and people

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are like trying to like you gotta stop get off

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the drugs and shit yeah um what sucks is like

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if they narcanned him maybe they could have saved

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him. I mean, I'm sure it's an enormous amount

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of oxycodone. I'm sure they did just probably

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too late. Yeah. Like, I don't know. They probably

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didn't have medics get there until, what, 15

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minutes? Yeah, but I mean, just about everybody's

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got Narcan. Like, I think I might even have Narcan

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in my car. Right. Just like, I don't, but a lot

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of people do, like, just like that. Yeah, I wonder

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why that didn't work, actually. What? The Narcan.

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Yeah, like, I mean, every fucking security guard

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and cop has Narcan, like intranasal. The ones

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at my hospital don't. They don't? No. Oh, damn.

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I mean. That's because they're in a hospital.

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Oh, well, yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

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I want to say something, but I'm not going to

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say it. What? No, there's somebody that should

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have it that didn't have it, but they really

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should have had it. No, I'll tell you off air.

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Oh. Yeah. Like a specific person? No, no. No,

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just don't worry about it. I'll tell you. What

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about like a pilot? What if somebody overdoses

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on an airplane? Like and they die? Or what? Like

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what do you mean? Like do they have Narcan on

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the airplane? They do actually have a drug kit.

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I was actually watching this, listening to this

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doctor talk about it. And he said that, uh, he

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had to use the Epi on the airplane. I think the

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guy went in, he was either, I think it was a

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cardiac arrest and they only had an Epi pen.

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And I think they do have like a little medical

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kit, but he had to reduce it from like one to

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1000 to one to 10 ,000 Epi, you know, like IV

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Epi. So he like, no, it wasn't an Epi pen. I

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don't know how, however it was set up. They didn't

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have the right, um, the right, uh, concentration.

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And he like made it, he like talked to a doctor.

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They do have a medical kit that you can like,

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you know, kind of like work things out and figure

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something out, you know? Yeah. So it's a good

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thing I'm a nurse. Cause when they, when they

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say, do we have a, anybody, a doctor on board?

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I could just be like, nope, chill out. Right.

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Fuck that. Fuck working on your day off, dude.

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Right. It's like, you know, what's up? I don't

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know. No, I, I mean, I would only help if there

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was, Literally nobody else to help. Yeah, I mean,

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if you saw nobody stand up, yeah, you'd be like,

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I'm a nurse. And you're an ER nurse. You're like,

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ugh. Like, why don't you have... Like, I have

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to fucking mix meds. I have to reconstitute meds

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on my day off. Fucking fuckers. Bro, I mean,

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you know, it's crazy that that shit doesn't happen

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more often. Like, people having, like, fucking

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events on airplanes. Yeah, I think they do. I

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mean... I had a lot of fucking old people flying

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and old people are just, they're always fucked

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up. They're just always fucked up. It's just

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like, that's what you have to look forward to.

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If you don't sacrifice yourself to fucking something

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and die young, you're going to live into old

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age and just be fucked up all the time. Yeah.

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It's 12 hours of your life. I mean, something's

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bound to happen once in a while. Right. It's

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like when you're constantly fucked up. Like you

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see some people there in the hospital, like every

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fucking day, you know, it's like they live at

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the fucking hospital. They'd be better off buying

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a fucking room at the hospital, just renting

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that out. I was actually reading this week about

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how fucking Leonard Skinner, their plane crashed,

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and they actually ran out of fuel probably 50

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miles before the airport because their fuel gauge

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was broken. It said it was full or whatever,

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but they didn't manually check the tanks like

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they were supposed to. So they ended up just

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fucking running out of fuel and then trying to...

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scraping across the tree line and just crashing

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on the field. Wow, that fucking sucks. That's

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a shitty way to go, dude. Actually, you know

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what? They were saying how they saw the two pilots

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sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels before. No.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, that might have something to

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do with it. They seem pretty incompetent. Yeah,

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I mean, but dude, you know, back in the day,

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it was like safety off, bro. You could smoke

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in the cockpit. You can actually still smoke

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in the cockpit. Yeah, if I'm going to fly a plane,

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I'm going to actually look in the fuel tanks

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and see that there's fuel in there before I take

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off. Yeah, you say that, but dude, you get comfortable

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doing anything. You do some cowboy shit. It's

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just human nature. You just get comfortable doing

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wild shit. Yeah, like running an ambulance, I

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guess. Right. Dude, when I used to ride a motorcycle,

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I would just like get bored you know just driving

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down the highway and i'd start doing dumb shit

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because i was bored and like cocky so fun and

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overconfident like i would i would jump over

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to one side like of the pegs right so like the

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motorcycle was on one side of me and i was standing

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on the peg yeah like my my one leg that was against

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like the motorcycle and i would hang my other

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leg off So like, if you can picture that I was

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literally, my whole body was on the other, on

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the opposite side. I wasn't straddling the motorcycle.

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My whole body was on one side of the motorcycle,

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a standing on one peg. And I was just like, drag,

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drag my motorcycle boot. So it throws sparks

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down the road. That's some Arbor Hill shit. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. Ghetto. But, um, you just get fucking

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bored, dude. It's like, is it hard to learn to

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ride a motorcycle? No, no. It looks really fun.

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Yeah. They're fun. but they're fun for like a

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day and then it's like really nobody's schedules

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line up and it's like yeah dude because every

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time you go to the store you gotta take your

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fucking helmet off you look like a fucking tool

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bag walking in with your fucking motorcycle you

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look badass you think you look badass but i had

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i mean maybe if you're five or four but right

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i had jeff campos take a video of me on my motorcycle

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yeah and i had this like enduro it was an on

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-road off -road like half dirt bike half road

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bike And I thought I looked fucking cool riding

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it until I saw that video. And I'm like, dude,

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I look like a fucking 10 year old. This looks

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fucking ridiculous. Yeah. You probably get pulled

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over just because they think you're like some

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10 year old. Right. It's fucking bullshit, dude.

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But, um, just to just don't wear the mask so

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that they think that you're, you know, they know

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that you're a 35 year old man. Right. That's

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what CSI grew the mustache. People are getting

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confused. Oh, right. Yeah. Right. Um, But, yeah,

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you know, motorcycles, they're just so fucking

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dangerous, bro. I know. They're so dangerous.

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It's like the cases at work that make me want

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to quit my fucking job are always some, I'm not

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going to say, some person. Yeah, I've seen people

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get fucked up on a motorcycle. Yeah, somebody

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on a motorcycle that breaks every fucking bone

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in their body. Right. Like, you know, bruises

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every organ, you know, lacerates every organ,

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you know, severs vessels. It's like they're going

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to VIR and, like, having embolizations done.

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Like, it's fucking, like, dude, it's so much

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work to document everything. Well, you have no

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protection, basically. You're going 70 miles

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an hour, no protection. Yeah, it's crazy. It's

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like motorcycles are not good. So you took a

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ride in a Cybertruck? I saw you, like, you brought

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it to my house. Yeah, we were trying to wake

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you up, bro. Yeah, no, I was sleeping before

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work. I was out. Damn. Yeah. We were ringing

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your doorbell and everything. Damn. How was the

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cyber truck? Dude, it was good. It was awesome.

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Yeah. Fucking fast, bro. Did he buy it? No, no.

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I think he was just test driving it, but it'd

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be cool if he did. But they, you know, the thing

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is, is that they draw a lot of attention. Yeah,

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it'd be funny if you got a swastika painted on

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it while you're test driving it. Right, right.

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Well, I mean, you could just do it and nobody

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would care. They'd think you got vandalized.

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Right, right. It's like the only time it's acceptable.

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Yeah, I saw this meme that was like, now it's

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acceptable to paint swastikas on my Cybertruck

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and people would just think it got vandalized.

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Right, right. Yeah, there's some happy people

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out there. Yeah, yeah. It looks fucking awesome

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though. shout out shout out jeff you should buy

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the cyber truck yeah i agree you should buy it

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and then take us all for a ride in it um yeah

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dude i don't know they're just a tesla is like

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an iphone it's a piece of tech it's not a it's

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not really a car like it does it is a car but

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it's also a supercomputer on wheels it's literally

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a fucking robot and i know i've talked about

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that a million times so i'm not gonna harp on

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it but um yeah Dude, AI is the fucking future.

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Yeah, bro. I talk to fucking AI nonstop all day.

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I can't wait till that shit's in. You talk to

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AI? Yeah. I like ask it questions all day. You

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don't? Oh, yeah. Well, actually, you know, I've

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been doing it more getting into the chat GPT

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more because I think it's a useful tool. I do

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too. Yeah. I kind of want to ask it a question

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now. What's your question? Oh, she was listening.

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What's the average penis size? The average length

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is usually around five to six inches when erect.

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Measurements can vary a bit depending on the

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study, but that's a common range. Oh, well, I'm

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pretty good then. If you're comfortable, that's

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what matters. I was having a weird conversation

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with chat GPT this week because I was like...

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Dude, this guy... Sorry, not to cut you off.

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That shit got so much fucking better. What? That

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conversation. Like they must have upgraded it

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because before it used to have to think and it

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took some time. Oh, like it's getting smarter?

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Oh yeah, it's like smoother. Sorry, carry on.

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I cut you off. No, I was just asking if does

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Leah Thomas have a cock or a ball sack? And it

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said, let's keep the conversation respectful.

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Damn. And I was asking it to misgender Leah Thomas,

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basically, and it wouldn't do it. So I was giving

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a test of how woke Chad GPT is. Did you see how

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I got it to say it? To misgender it? How did

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you get it to? I told it... Let me see if I can

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find it. I basically told it that I was writing

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a story about my friend named Leah Thompson.

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And then... You gotta just trick it, dude. You

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got to trick it into giving you what you want.

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That's all. Yeah, you can do that, actually.

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You got to manipulate it. I got to delete my

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fucking chat GPT history because it's just like,

00:14:32.389 --> 00:14:34.789
if anybody ever saw this, they would be like,

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what a fucking psychopath. So I assume you don't

00:14:37.570 --> 00:14:40.210
support the Tesla vandalism, like your team Elon?

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Bro, what kind of question is that? Yeah, no,

00:14:43.769 --> 00:14:48.139
I support vandalism. No, of course I don't fucking

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support it. Yeah, am I team Elon, dude? Like,

00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:54.120
what kind of question is that? Yeah, you like

00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:58.679
Elon a lot. I'm fucking, bro. You've got a picture

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of Elon SpaceX right now in your cubicle now,

00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:04.480
right? Yeah, I have a patch on my cubicle. And

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I got to be careful, though. It's a SpaceX patch.

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Yeah. I got to be careful because some people

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might get bent out of shape about it. Definitely.

00:15:12.580 --> 00:15:16.110
Yeah. Can't really even wear a mega hat. in disney

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world anymore yeah which is crazy because it's

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like the other side can do whatever the fuck

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they want like this lady i work with literally

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the other day this 60 year old lady janice i

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shouldn't say her name maybe you can bleep that

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out nobody cares but um no she's like uh i mean

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she's she's super sweet cooks like some awesome

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like treats for everybody in the office you know

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what i mean like baked goods and stuff but she

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just stands up before she leaves And starts going

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off about how she hates Elon, Donald Trump, and

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who's the other? Oh, J .D. Vance. You should

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have argued with her. And then she's like, I

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just hope somebody just puts a bullet in Trump's

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head. And it just walked out nonchalant. She's

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saying what we're all thinking. Not we're all.

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Maybe 27 % of the country. 27. Yeah, maybe less.

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Maybe it's more now because actually, did you

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see this week? The Senate voted like 51 to 48

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to stop the tariffs on Canada. Did they? Yeah.

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Why did they do that? Why did they do that? Because

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four Republican senators abandoned Trump, went

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to the other side to vote against him. But they're

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fucking rhinos, dude. They're boomer fucking

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rhinos. We don't want them. You know who did?

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Fucking Rand Paul. Did he? Yeah, yeah. He voted

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against him. Mitch McConnell did. Fuck Mitch

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McConnell, bro. I'm fucking Mitch McConnell.

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Okay, give me... Look, I'll give you a Republican

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that I can't fucking stand. It's Mitch fucking

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McConnell. It's like, dude, the universe... COVID

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was literally to kill Mitch McConnell. That's

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why they released it, and it didn't work. Why

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did he do that, though? Why did he vote against

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his own party? Who? Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell?

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Because he's a fucking rhino, bro. But Chuck

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Schumer did that too. He voted against the party

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about the budget a few weeks ago. And everybody's

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like, why the fuck did Chuck Schumer, the Democratic

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leader, vote against his own bill? Because that's

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a cult. It's a cult. There can't be descendants.

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He was like, I have to approve this so the government

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doesn't shut down. It's for the good of the American

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people. And then what about Rand Paul? I mean,

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you like Rand Paul, right? I do like Rand Paul,

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yeah. He's kind of middle of the libertarian.

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Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, he's good. I think some

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of these smarter Republicans are realizing that

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this is a lot of... Did you just call Mitch McConnell

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smart? Well, Mitch McConnell, I mean, he was

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the leader for 40 years. Oh, now you like Mitch

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McConnell? Well, he's a fucking... He's the definition

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of a fucking swamp. I'm saying that... He's a

00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:04.799
swamp creature, bro. Mitch McConnell knows what

00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:06.779
the fuck he's talking about. He's been on the

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Senate for like 50 fucking years. Have you ever

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seen him freeze up and lock up for like a minute

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and have a TIA? Just has a transient ischemic

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attack, but he knows when he sees a fucking.

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Oh, now he's got now he's on your team. Now this

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guy, this is a man that's really got some logic.

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He's on our side. Yeah, you can have him. Mitch

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McConnell's all fucking years. We'll trade you

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for AOC. Yeah, I think I think she's going to

00:18:34.980 --> 00:18:38.289
be the next Democratic leader, actually. Yeah,

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she's not going to be the president, but she

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can be president after eight years of J .D. Vance.

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Yeah, baby. Yeah. You better buckle up because

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we're looking at 12 years of Republicans here.

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Oh, no. Yeah. I think after this fiasco, people

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will definitely vote in a Democrat. I think that

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Donald Trump could literally order nukes dropped

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on our own country and after the fucking mayhem

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that Democrats caused with their fucking stupid

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cult, where it was just a hierarchy of virtue

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and nobody was allowed in it at the top and they

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just cannibalize their own fucking party. I think

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after that bullshit, it's going to take a decade

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for people to get over that. It's going to be

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a I don't think people are going to get over

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this either, though. Get over what? The fascism.

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The fascism, bro. He's been in office for two

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months. And the war still hasn't ended. Three

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months. He's actually mad at Putin now because

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he won't end the war. Yeah, well, I mean, you

00:19:42.339 --> 00:19:44.500
know. So now we're going to go to war with Russia.

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At least it's something. We're doing something.

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Before we were doing nothing. This was my favorite

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thing I saw this week. It was like an old...

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jd vance video and so one of the takeaways is

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not what he's like the republican party base

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fucking shit out of fundamentally flawed in a

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way that's unique in in american political history

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it's that trump is a really bad candidate and

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frankly i think a really bad person that was

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eight years takeaways is not just that there

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were yeah well people change in eight years casey

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yeah like wait wait wait do people change or

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not People can change, yeah. He's always been

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a Republican that now has been kind of bought

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out by Trump to be on his side. Yeah, that's

00:20:25.750 --> 00:20:28.450
politics, bro. That's politics. That's how it

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works. Donald Trump was a Democrat, and now he's

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a Republican. And J .D. Vance said, I don't like

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Trump. He's a bad person. And now he ran with

00:20:36.890 --> 00:20:38.210
him. And now he's probably going to be president

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one day because he ran with him. Yeah, you know

00:20:40.369 --> 00:20:43.329
how lawyers have to... They got to play the side.

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They got to say stuff that they don't believe,

00:20:45.190 --> 00:20:47.990
right? Right. And I think politics is the same

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fucking thing. Right. Well, I'd rather have someone

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who just like fucking honest like Bernie. Dude,

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fucking Bernie is fucking. He just wants to give

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away all the money. It's like that's the thing

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with liberals, bro, is they just want to give

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away all the fucking money. You can't just give

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away the money, bro. It doesn't work like that.

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Dude, Bernie Sanders is live. Sanders launches

00:21:09.809 --> 00:21:12.710
scathing attack on Donald Trump. U .S. Senate

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live. What the fuck? That's like. Where do I

00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:19.000
put my kid? That's like a fucking chihuahua biting

00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:20.339
your ankle. I can't believe this guy is still

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alive. I know. This guy should have been president.

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Dude, if he was president, imagine all the things

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he would have fucked up. We're giving all of

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Wall Street's money away. We're going to give

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it all away. It's like, get the fuck out of here,

00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:36.339
bro. Oh, and now I was going to ask you, like,

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even in fucking bigger news, Trump says that

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he might run for a third term. Like, actually,

00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:45.359
he's like, I'm not joking. I'm actually going

00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:47.759
to run for a third term. Yeah. Even though it's

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unconstitutional. I think that's good. You're

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on board with that? Yeah. Why? Why not? Because

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it's unconstitutional. Okay, dude. How many times

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have they changed the Constitution? You have

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to have three quarters of the state's votes to

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change the Constitution. I think we could get

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it. What? I think we could get it. Three quarters?

00:22:09.019 --> 00:22:13.099
No. Yeah. Three quarters? No. I don't think so.

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I think we could do it. I think we could do it.

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We might have to fudge the numbers a little bit,

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but we could get there. There's a reason for

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it. There's a reason why George Washington was

00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:25.339
like, I'm not going to be president for more

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than eight years because we don't want a king.

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We just fucking escaped from a king. We don't

00:22:30.599 --> 00:22:33.440
want another king. We could try it once. We haven't

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tried it yet. Well, we tried it with FDR, and

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that's when they made the amendment that you

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could only be president for eight years. It was

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after FDR. I feel like that's not long enough.

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What do you mean? I feel like it should be 12.

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You can get a lot. Three times. 12 is like more

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than a decade. It's like a generation. Yeah,

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you know what? Yeah, you're right. Here's what

00:22:59.140 --> 00:23:02.559
they should do. Don't fuck with the Constitution.

00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:06.640
Don't change anything. Don't try and go for a

00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:10.579
third term like normally. What he should do is

00:23:10.579 --> 00:23:13.619
he should run as VP with Vance and then have

00:23:13.619 --> 00:23:16.680
Vance step down and then he automatically becomes

00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:19.200
president. No, that's still unconstitutional.

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How? How? Because you're not allowed to be president

00:23:23.539 --> 00:23:25.660
for more than eight years. He doesn't say that.

00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:30.279
Yeah. Ask Chad GBT. You want to read the actual

00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:32.380
amendment? Hold on a second. I'm just going to

00:23:32.380 --> 00:23:35.380
ask Chad GBT, bro. Yo, let me ask you a question.

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Sure, go for it. If Donald Trump ran as vice

00:23:42.609 --> 00:23:44.750
president with J .D. Vance after this current

00:23:44.750 --> 00:23:48.549
term and J .D. Vance stepped down, could he become

00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:52.589
president again? So if a vice president steps

00:23:52.589 --> 00:23:55.269
down, the president appoints a new one. But that

00:23:55.269 --> 00:23:57.269
doesn't automatically change the president's

00:23:57.269 --> 00:24:00.589
term limits. If Trump served two terms, he can't

00:24:00.589 --> 00:24:04.170
run for. So she said yes. What? She said, yeah,

00:24:04.250 --> 00:24:07.970
he can do it. It's good. No, that's not what

00:24:07.970 --> 00:24:11.170
she said. Hold on. Let's ask. She said yes. She

00:24:11.170 --> 00:24:13.529
said it's good, dude. She said it's all set.

00:24:14.369 --> 00:24:16.650
Well, I mean, all I'm saying is the amendment

00:24:16.650 --> 00:24:18.529
says that you can't be president for more than

00:24:18.529 --> 00:24:22.750
two terms. So even that kind of loophole, I don't

00:24:22.750 --> 00:24:26.829
think it's going to work. Look, I say we try

00:24:26.829 --> 00:24:30.250
it. We give them the reins. But why? Why not?

00:24:31.150 --> 00:24:36.980
Are you afraid? No, I think this is like fucking

00:24:36.980 --> 00:24:41.400
nightmare world that we're living in now. Nothing

00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:43.740
has literally, literally nothing has changed.

00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:45.940
Great. We didn't even get anything done that

00:24:45.940 --> 00:24:48.880
like the fucking war is not over, right? My grocery

00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:51.319
prices aren't down. My fucking eggs aren't down.

00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:54.720
It's been three months, bro. How fast? You're

00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:56.140
going to be sitting here in three years and be

00:24:56.140 --> 00:24:58.220
like, it's only been three years, bro. He needs

00:24:58.220 --> 00:25:01.140
two more terms. Dude, how fast do you unfuck

00:25:01.140 --> 00:25:03.349
the economy? Like you think you can just you

00:25:03.349 --> 00:25:05.390
think it's like it's like a fucking train. He's

00:25:05.390 --> 00:25:07.730
actually fucked it worse. We actually lost two

00:25:07.730 --> 00:25:09.990
trillion dollars. What's happening right now

00:25:09.990 --> 00:25:12.170
is like the liberals are like the fat kids in

00:25:12.170 --> 00:25:14.309
gym class. Two trillion dollars went missing.

00:25:14.329 --> 00:25:16.309
They don't want to exercise and now we're making

00:25:16.309 --> 00:25:18.569
them exercise and they're like this sucks. It's

00:25:18.569 --> 00:25:21.029
like yeah, it sucks at first. Two trillion dollars

00:25:21.029 --> 00:25:23.410
that was there yesterday in the US stock market

00:25:23.410 --> 00:25:27.049
is now gone. All right, fine, but dude, it means

00:25:27.049 --> 00:25:30.480
everything's on sale. You know, the last time

00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:33.279
that they tried all these tariffs was in 1930.

00:25:33.619 --> 00:25:36.880
That's not true. That is true. No. That's worked

00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:40.220
out well, right? No, that was like after the

00:25:40.220 --> 00:25:43.420
Great Depression started. It was one of the factors

00:25:43.420 --> 00:25:46.339
that led to the Great Depression. Like it didn't

00:25:46.339 --> 00:25:49.319
just start when the stock market crashed. Like

00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:53.160
there's factors that led up to it. Yeah. Huh.

00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:56.980
I mean, I guess we'll just have to wait and see,

00:25:57.059 --> 00:25:59.559
huh? Well, the stock market, I think the stock

00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:04.059
market's been in a downward spiral since the

00:26:04.059 --> 00:26:06.880
change in office there. That's fine. But you

00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:09.680
know what? There's going to be more jobs. So

00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:13.220
it's like, do you understand why he's putting

00:26:13.220 --> 00:26:16.400
the tariffs in place? Something about fentanyl

00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:19.420
in Canada? No. No, he's trying to force domestic

00:26:19.420 --> 00:26:23.480
production. I know I've talked about this a million

00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:26.460
times, but I'm going to hammer down on it one

00:26:26.460 --> 00:26:29.940
more time. Just take a drive down any highway

00:26:29.940 --> 00:26:32.220
in New York State and you will see abandoned

00:26:32.220 --> 00:26:37.119
factories lining just every river, every road,

00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:39.039
everywhere. They're everywhere. Just abandoned

00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:41.859
fucking factories because there's no industry

00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:44.339
in New York State. The only industry they have

00:26:44.339 --> 00:26:47.759
in New York State is it's like manufactured.

00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:50.500
It's like fake. They had to bring people in.

00:26:50.890 --> 00:26:53.730
You know what I mean? It's like they don't have

00:26:53.730 --> 00:26:57.750
an environment that's conducive to businesses,

00:26:57.869 --> 00:27:00.930
right? To running a business, right? The tax

00:27:00.930 --> 00:27:05.950
environment isn't good. It's just the laws are

00:27:05.950 --> 00:27:08.289
like anti -business. Everything is like it's

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:12.309
an anti -business state, you know? They don't

00:27:12.309 --> 00:27:16.410
bring business in. Sure. What I mean, you don't

00:27:16.410 --> 00:27:19.509
believe that? No, I do. Okay. So what I mean

00:27:19.509 --> 00:27:23.630
by that is, um, like, like what I mean by like

00:27:23.630 --> 00:27:25.490
artificial, like they have to drum up business.

00:27:25.549 --> 00:27:28.910
Like you have like the big companies, like global

00:27:28.910 --> 00:27:31.809
foundries, right? That's like something the New

00:27:31.809 --> 00:27:33.730
York state government had to like beg them to

00:27:33.730 --> 00:27:36.250
come here and like give them all these tax breaks.

00:27:36.289 --> 00:27:39.329
And like, you shouldn't have to beg companies

00:27:39.329 --> 00:27:42.150
to come where you are, right? Like Tesla and

00:27:42.150 --> 00:27:44.450
Buffalo, right? New York state gave them like

00:27:44.450 --> 00:27:48.700
$2 billion to come here. OK, it shouldn't have

00:27:48.700 --> 00:27:51.000
to be like that. They should just be like, oh,

00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:53.180
the economy is really pumping in this place.

00:27:53.259 --> 00:27:55.839
It's really good. It's a really good tax environment.

00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:58.339
It's really good, really business friendly state.

00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:01.019
We should just we should go there because they're

00:28:01.019 --> 00:28:03.240
offering us zero tax as long as we provide jobs

00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:06.640
for the community. Right. But New York State

00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.420
is just like they don't make they don't make

00:28:09.420 --> 00:28:11.759
it a tax haven. They don't make it easy for places

00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.559
to do business. So the big businesses that are

00:28:14.559 --> 00:28:16.420
here, they basically had to beg them to come

00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:21.019
here. They had to work out a special deal. It's

00:28:21.019 --> 00:28:23.019
not like it's a rally in North Carolina or like

00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:25.759
it's in Austin, Texas or anywhere like that.

00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:28.579
Places like that are just popping off right now.

00:28:28.740 --> 00:28:31.900
The economy is just out of control. Amazing.

00:28:32.740 --> 00:28:35.990
Yeah. But how many people did Trump... fire,

00:28:35.990 --> 00:28:40.349
an Elon fire, federal workers fire so far in

00:28:40.349 --> 00:28:42.650
his term. Who cares, Casey? It's fucking hundreds

00:28:42.650 --> 00:28:45.289
of thousands. Let him go. Let him go get a real

00:28:45.289 --> 00:28:49.410
job. But he's trying to create jobs, but he's

00:28:49.410 --> 00:28:52.829
cutting jobs. Literally the jobs that he has

00:28:52.829 --> 00:28:55.890
control of, he's cutting them. Okay, but those

00:28:55.890 --> 00:28:57.390
aren't the jobs he's talking about. Creating

00:28:57.390 --> 00:29:00.009
jobs. He's talking about industry. Creating industry

00:29:00.009 --> 00:29:01.710
to create jobs. He wants to create more capitalism.

00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:05.420
He wants to privatize business. The reason for

00:29:05.420 --> 00:29:10.720
the tariffs is because... Say China wants to

00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:14.960
sell a car in the US. They make fantastic electric

00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.539
cars in China. BYD is a Chinese electric car

00:29:18.539 --> 00:29:23.339
company. Elon said they're amazing. We don't

00:29:23.339 --> 00:29:26.759
have them here. They would put our auto industry

00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:30.539
out of business. Maybe not BYD alone because

00:29:30.539 --> 00:29:33.079
not everybody wants an electric car. But, you

00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:36.079
know... Good. I say let him put us out of business.

00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:38.640
It's fucking survival of the fittest, right?

00:29:38.660 --> 00:29:41.500
Yeah, not when it's your own country. You don't

00:29:41.500 --> 00:29:45.480
let other countries come here and make money.

00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:48.900
Oh, like Elon did? Yeah, you're right. He's African.

00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.920
He's African -American. Right. He's the most

00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:57.519
hated African -American in history. But, yeah,

00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:01.279
it forces domestic production, right? So... if

00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:03.819
people are less likely to pay that added expense

00:30:03.819 --> 00:30:07.160
on a product that's foreign right it's just going

00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.839
to drive down their production and then it's

00:30:09.839 --> 00:30:13.019
going to force domestic production so people

00:30:13.019 --> 00:30:15.259
are going to be more more inclined to buy you

00:30:15.259 --> 00:30:17.019
know the car made by general motors than they

00:30:17.019 --> 00:30:19.339
are the toyota well toyota's technically similar

00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:21.900
cars are made in the u .s a lot of more Yeah,

00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:24.140
it's cutting government jobs and giving it to

00:30:24.140 --> 00:30:27.440
a private sector and that has less regulations.

00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:30.980
People get treated like shit by private companies.

00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.960
People want to work for the fucking government

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:35.940
because they actually get good benefits. They

00:30:35.940 --> 00:30:38.900
do, yeah. And they don't get fucking screwed

00:30:38.900 --> 00:30:41.339
over by the fucking capitalists. Like you work

00:30:41.339 --> 00:30:44.039
for fucking Walmart. You work for Walmart for

00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:47.259
40 years and what do you fucking get? No, I actually

00:30:47.259 --> 00:30:50.680
have a friend who works for Walmart corporate.

00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:53.539
And it's pretty fucking... Yeah, corporate. I'm

00:30:53.539 --> 00:30:56.079
talking about like a regular Walmart store. Yeah,

00:30:56.099 --> 00:30:57.660
well, I mean, dude, you're at the bottom of the

00:30:57.660 --> 00:30:59.220
food chain. What do you expect? What if you're

00:30:59.220 --> 00:31:03.000
a manager? Yeah, I mean, they actually make like

00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:07.640
100 grand a year. They make good money. So...

00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.500
I worked in Price Chopper and in the Starbucks

00:31:11.500 --> 00:31:13.299
inside of Price Chopper and there's this one

00:31:13.299 --> 00:31:16.500
manager. called fucking AJ. And he would always

00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:19.220
just be so fucking anal about everything. And

00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:21.140
he would just go around and like shining all

00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:23.880
the produce on his fucking shirt and shit before

00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.279
like the doors opened. That's fucking disgusting.

00:31:26.660 --> 00:31:29.140
I know. I fucking eat apples without washing

00:31:29.140 --> 00:31:31.539
them. Oh, you know what? He was the produce manager

00:31:31.539 --> 00:31:34.160
actually. There's some douchebag named AJ going

00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:36.160
around rubbing my apples on his fucking shirt.

00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:39.420
Yeah, yeah. Like I worked in the Starbucks and

00:31:39.420 --> 00:31:41.220
it was in the produce section and it was just

00:31:41.220 --> 00:31:42.980
like I had a view of the whole produce section.

00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:45.630
So we just watched him. you know, going around

00:31:45.630 --> 00:31:49.289
being OCD about the fucking apples. Fuck dude.

00:31:49.890 --> 00:31:53.009
I mean, there's, there's something to be said

00:31:53.009 --> 00:31:56.349
for having a brain off fucking job. You know

00:31:56.349 --> 00:31:59.410
what I mean? It's like I'm at work trying to

00:31:59.410 --> 00:32:02.170
figure out if like this traumatic brain injury,

00:32:02.269 --> 00:32:04.970
the subarachnoid hemorrhage is traumatic or not.

00:32:05.049 --> 00:32:06.690
And this guy's rubbing apples on his fucking

00:32:06.690 --> 00:32:09.369
shirt. You know what I mean? It's like, fuck

00:32:09.369 --> 00:32:11.630
me. He wants the, he wants it to look good for

00:32:11.630 --> 00:32:15.789
the customers. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm

00:32:15.789 --> 00:32:18.869
sure they're going to fucking notice when they're

00:32:18.869 --> 00:32:20.430
staring at their fucking phone walking around

00:32:20.430 --> 00:32:24.930
the grocery store. Right, right. What's the worst

00:32:24.930 --> 00:32:27.269
job that you've ever had? Was it the one where

00:32:27.269 --> 00:32:30.109
you're cutting up bodies? I was thinking about

00:32:30.109 --> 00:32:33.269
that today. It's a sore subject. I was thinking

00:32:33.269 --> 00:32:34.609
about that on the way over. Would you rather

00:32:34.609 --> 00:32:43.329
work in an office or cut up bodies? Office. That

00:32:43.329 --> 00:32:46.250
was bad. It was bad, dude. Yeah, I only did it

00:32:46.250 --> 00:32:48.589
for two days and I'm like, hey, listen, me and

00:32:48.589 --> 00:32:50.990
this one other kid that went to you Albany. He

00:32:50.990 --> 00:32:53.230
was like his name was Dan, too, but he was Japanese.

00:32:53.349 --> 00:32:56.009
He was like the Japanese version of me. Yeah,

00:32:56.009 --> 00:32:59.410
except he was like super smart. He was like like

00:32:59.410 --> 00:33:00.910
one of those people you talk to and then you

00:33:00.910 --> 00:33:03.869
just know that they're like just not even autistic.

00:33:04.329 --> 00:33:06.930
They're just like actually really smart and like

00:33:06.930 --> 00:33:10.309
socially smart. Yeah. he put in his notice the

00:33:10.309 --> 00:33:12.250
next day too. He's like, yeah, I'm not, I'm good.

00:33:13.329 --> 00:33:16.269
I was like, yeah, I'm, I'm all set. I appreciate

00:33:16.269 --> 00:33:18.849
the offer. Um, I don't imagine they have a lot

00:33:18.849 --> 00:33:21.990
of, uh, retention actually. Yeah, bro. I felt

00:33:21.990 --> 00:33:30.269
so fucking just wrong. Um, yeah. So fucking,

00:33:30.349 --> 00:33:31.990
did you see the thing where they leaked their

00:33:31.990 --> 00:33:34.809
fucking work plans to a group chat with like

00:33:34.809 --> 00:33:37.930
the fucking reporter? Yeah, that shit's fucking

00:33:37.930 --> 00:33:41.269
hilarious. They're all like, yeah, we're going

00:33:41.269 --> 00:33:43.329
to bomb them. And then they're like doing the

00:33:43.329 --> 00:33:45.910
little pound symbol and the American flag. Were

00:33:45.910 --> 00:33:47.750
they actually doing that? That's fucking cringe

00:33:47.750 --> 00:33:50.910
as fuck. They're like, we're going to bomb the

00:33:50.910 --> 00:33:54.569
shit out of them. And then they're like all celebrating

00:33:54.569 --> 00:33:57.490
and then it got fucking leaked. Shit's fucking

00:33:57.490 --> 00:34:00.529
crazy. Dude, we were bombing Yemen, the fucking

00:34:00.529 --> 00:34:04.150
terrorists in Yemen, right? The Houthi. Yeah,

00:34:04.150 --> 00:34:06.930
dude, I honestly, I don't even, I couldn't tell

00:34:06.930 --> 00:34:09.949
you where Yemen is on a fucking map. Yemen, it's

00:34:09.949 --> 00:34:13.150
below Saudi Arabia. Oh, yeah, what the fuck are

00:34:13.150 --> 00:34:16.090
we doing over there? Oh, well, I think they have

00:34:16.090 --> 00:34:18.389
like a terrorist group, you know, it's called

00:34:18.389 --> 00:34:21.789
like the Houthi. It's like, you know, Hamas or

00:34:21.789 --> 00:34:25.130
Al -Qaeda or whatever. They're starting to...

00:34:25.130 --> 00:34:26.510
Oh, you know what they're doing? They're starting

00:34:26.510 --> 00:34:29.110
to attack Israel. That's why we're having that.

00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:33.070
Oh, yeah. Fuck that. Fuck now. That's what happened.

00:34:33.230 --> 00:34:35.690
Yeah, we got to be there. Never mind. Yeah, fuck

00:34:35.690 --> 00:34:41.630
them. Fuck them. Yeah. You know, one idea actually

00:34:41.630 --> 00:34:43.469
I liked, you know, you were talking about how

00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:45.250
you didn't want to work in an office anymore

00:34:45.250 --> 00:34:48.630
and you said we should start a business. Yeah.

00:34:48.650 --> 00:34:51.150
And I actually thought that was a unique idea

00:34:51.150 --> 00:34:55.309
actually. like the simulator thing where you

00:34:55.309 --> 00:34:58.730
like rob a bank. Yeah, dude, I think I think

00:34:58.730 --> 00:35:01.289
that would be a really good like I see. I say

00:35:01.289 --> 00:35:05.730
that because my life has become so boring, right?

00:35:05.869 --> 00:35:09.469
And I'm so under stimulated like it's literally

00:35:09.469 --> 00:35:14.210
like just just so much boring going on that I

00:35:14.210 --> 00:35:16.809
don't know how much more I can bear. And if after

00:35:16.809 --> 00:35:19.309
work I had a place to look forward to where I

00:35:19.309 --> 00:35:23.119
could go and pretend to rob a bank. Right. Like,

00:35:23.300 --> 00:35:26.539
you know, you got fake guns, you got like, you

00:35:26.539 --> 00:35:29.699
know, fake cops. It just, it'd be hard to get

00:35:29.699 --> 00:35:31.659
enough people together to like, you know, make

00:35:31.659 --> 00:35:34.539
it worth it monetarily. So the idea is like,

00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:37.039
if you ever wanted to rob a bank, we just have

00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:39.940
like the simulation where we have like people

00:35:39.940 --> 00:35:42.159
in the store, people in the bank and like the

00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:44.880
cops and shit are actors. And like, you kind

00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:47.260
of just like see how well you can, if you can

00:35:47.260 --> 00:35:49.320
actually rob the bank, like you have like a fake

00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:51.809
gun and shit. Right. And maybe they have sensors

00:35:51.809 --> 00:35:54.489
on them that they start bleeding when they get

00:35:54.489 --> 00:35:57.369
shot. So I actually found these guns when I was

00:35:57.369 --> 00:36:01.269
actually thinking about that, that you put a

00:36:01.269 --> 00:36:05.929
pack that goes on your abdomen and it shocks

00:36:05.929 --> 00:36:09.409
you when you get hit. Yeah. So you can act really

00:36:09.409 --> 00:36:10.909
like you're getting hit because it's shocking

00:36:10.909 --> 00:36:13.329
you. It hurts. It's not just like... you know,

00:36:13.369 --> 00:36:15.110
like somebody's pretending to shoot you and you

00:36:15.110 --> 00:36:17.309
gotta be like, Oh, so our actors are going to

00:36:17.309 --> 00:36:19.670
have to deal with some pain. Yeah. Yeah. But

00:36:19.670 --> 00:36:21.170
I mean, you would wear it too. We're going to

00:36:21.170 --> 00:36:23.349
need to get a cop shoot you. You get shocked.

00:36:23.730 --> 00:36:25.349
We're going to get, we're going to need to, uh,

00:36:25.449 --> 00:36:28.769
get a lawyer, sign some waiver, create some waivers

00:36:28.769 --> 00:36:30.750
for people to sign. But if you made it, it's

00:36:30.750 --> 00:36:33.409
like, say people pay, like say they pay a hundred

00:36:33.409 --> 00:36:35.309
bucks a pop and there's like a group of like

00:36:35.309 --> 00:36:39.510
six guys, 700 bucks, dude. Right. And it's just

00:36:39.510 --> 00:36:42.230
like, you can pay, charge people $250 for that.

00:36:42.570 --> 00:36:44.769
Yeah. And you have it set up like people would

00:36:44.769 --> 00:36:46.869
like bachelor parties and shit. Right. You know,

00:36:46.889 --> 00:36:48.730
and you can have food like fucking all you can

00:36:48.730 --> 00:36:51.409
eat taco buffet right afterwards and you could

00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:55.570
talk about it. But I'm saying like, oh, this

00:36:55.570 --> 00:36:58.889
is a scenario where you get on a fucking. It's

00:36:58.889 --> 00:37:01.429
like Flight 93. You get on a fucking plane and

00:37:01.429 --> 00:37:04.889
you're in the flight simulator, like that real

00:37:04.889 --> 00:37:07.170
one that moves and shit. So you feel like you're

00:37:07.170 --> 00:37:10.329
actually taking off. And then the fucking terrorists

00:37:10.329 --> 00:37:15.030
hijack the plane. And then you have to overpower

00:37:15.030 --> 00:37:17.349
the hijackers. You have to fucking shoot them

00:37:17.349 --> 00:37:18.989
or something. And they're like, does anybody

00:37:18.989 --> 00:37:21.829
know how to fly a plane? And you get to fly the

00:37:21.829 --> 00:37:25.460
flight sim. Dude, that'd be awesome. We can have

00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:27.820
like multiple different scenarios. And then like

00:37:27.820 --> 00:37:30.539
what if it like almost crashed and you had to

00:37:30.539 --> 00:37:32.980
like pull up or whatever back to like 10 ,000

00:37:32.980 --> 00:37:36.239
feet and then they're like, oh, we got to abandon

00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.800
the plane. You fucking jump out of it into one

00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:41.179
of those fucking skydiving simulators with like

00:37:41.179 --> 00:37:43.000
the wind tunnel that like blows you up and you're

00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.179
like skydiving. Dude, that'd be fucking awesome.

00:37:45.300 --> 00:37:47.219
So it's like it actually feels like you jumped

00:37:47.219 --> 00:37:49.360
out of a plane. Yeah, yeah. that'd be fucking

00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.780
wild oh yeah it was vr it's like if it was in

00:37:52.780 --> 00:37:55.039
vr you would think it was like the whole room

00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:59.340
being vr yeah yeah and then and then there's

00:37:59.340 --> 00:38:05.250
the one where you get to bury the sex doll Bury

00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:08.230
the sex doll. Yeah. That was actually an impractical

00:38:08.230 --> 00:38:13.130
Joker skit. They had to get people to help them

00:38:13.130 --> 00:38:17.329
bury a sex doll in the park. See, people want

00:38:17.329 --> 00:38:20.550
to do it, bro. You know, it's like you go and

00:38:20.550 --> 00:38:24.250
have your way with it and then you bury it. yeah

00:38:24.250 --> 00:38:26.809
they made like the they made the doll like talk

00:38:26.809 --> 00:38:32.150
while they're trying to bury it but but really

00:38:32.150 --> 00:38:34.750
i'm telling you the fucking bank thing dude you

00:38:34.750 --> 00:38:37.030
go in there and you have just like checks that

00:38:37.030 --> 00:38:39.289
look just like regular bank tellers right yeah

00:38:39.289 --> 00:38:41.730
and then like you got you do your whole thing

00:38:41.730 --> 00:38:45.630
you you slip them a fucking note like unlock

00:38:45.630 --> 00:38:47.849
the fucking vault all right give me give me the

00:38:47.849 --> 00:38:50.389
fucking money and then they fucking scream they

00:38:50.389 --> 00:38:52.559
hit the alarm and then you get to fucking point

00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:54.960
the gun at them. You know what I mean? But they

00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:56.800
put you through a whole thing before, like, hey,

00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:58.900
you can't touch anybody. You can't put your hands

00:38:58.900 --> 00:39:00.920
on anybody. You can't touch anybody. You can't

00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:03.559
hurt anybody. You could shoot them, though. Right,

00:39:03.619 --> 00:39:05.900
right. So they're all wearing, like, the packs.

00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:08.500
You can scream at people. Right. So you can't

00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:10.579
get too out of control. You can scream as loud

00:39:10.579 --> 00:39:12.280
as you want, though. It comes from that, like,

00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.360
old, yeah. It comes from the, there's an old

00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:17.179
Dane Cook skit. I think it was Dane Cook. He

00:39:17.179 --> 00:39:19.960
said, every guy wants to be part of a heist.

00:39:20.780 --> 00:39:22.380
Right, yeah. I was going down, like, a rabbit

00:39:22.380 --> 00:39:24.119
hole the other day because I was watching Place

00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:26.739
B on the Pines, actually. And, like, they had

00:39:26.739 --> 00:39:28.579
the whole, like, bank robbery shit and that.

00:39:28.820 --> 00:39:30.619
And you know how he's like, go to the oldest,

00:39:30.699 --> 00:39:33.300
most vulnerable woman and fucking take her hostage.

00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:37.400
Like, damn. Yeah. But they're like fucked up.

00:39:37.420 --> 00:39:39.900
They're like, yeah, that's like the biggest rush

00:39:39.900 --> 00:39:42.400
of your life. Big, biggest adrenaline rush of

00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:47.719
your life. It's robbing a bank to see like people.

00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:50.539
I think every guy thinks like, hey, I think I

00:39:50.539 --> 00:39:53.539
could do that. Yeah, we have GTA. Right. I kind

00:39:53.539 --> 00:39:56.659
of wonder what like like if I could do that actually,

00:39:56.760 --> 00:39:59.440
you know, but nobody would ever do it. You know,

00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:02.199
so I mean crackheads do it, but now there's like

00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:05.039
people. People were like Writing online, they're

00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.159
like, it's not actually that hard. Like they

00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:08.820
said in the movie, as long as you don't do it

00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:12.159
too many times, it's not that hard. Damn, I think

00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.599
it's pretty hard. I worked with a kid that tried

00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:17.320
it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. How did it go for him? It

00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:19.900
was fucking wild, dude, because he was like the

00:40:19.900 --> 00:40:23.679
whitest black kid I ever met. Oh. Like whiter

00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:27.039
than me. And then come to find out, he fucking

00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:30.219
robbed a bank. Did he go to prison? Yeah. Oh,

00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:33.750
yeah. But it's like... Dude, what the fuck are

00:40:33.750 --> 00:40:39.650
you thinking, bro? What? Yeah, I mean, it's a

00:40:39.650 --> 00:40:42.130
huge fucking risk. I mean, going to prison for

00:40:42.130 --> 00:40:45.389
you. How long do you think you go to prison if

00:40:45.389 --> 00:40:47.590
you attempt to rob a bank? 10 years at least?

00:40:47.750 --> 00:40:50.230
Oh my God, yeah. Hold on, let's ask ChatGPT.

00:40:52.190 --> 00:40:55.889
How long? But there's people that are like, yeah,

00:40:55.909 --> 00:40:57.889
I mean, as long as you're in and out within like

00:40:57.889 --> 00:41:00.969
five minutes, you know, and you only do it like

00:41:00.969 --> 00:41:03.610
once or twice. You don't get caught. You're fucking

00:41:03.610 --> 00:41:07.329
good. I don't think it's that easy. There's because,

00:41:07.469 --> 00:41:09.889
dude, you got to think like these cops are so

00:41:09.889 --> 00:41:12.239
well trained. and they're all looking for an

00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:14.119
attaboy. They're looking for that pat on the

00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.239
back. They want to be the guy with the story

00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:18.219
that telling their kids after they retire in

00:41:18.219 --> 00:41:21.239
20 years. I'm the one who got that bank robber.

00:41:21.260 --> 00:41:24.000
You know what I mean? Their fucking kids go on

00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:25.360
to tell their kids. Oh, yeah, your grandfather

00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:27.920
caught a bank robber. What, like the cops? Yeah.

00:41:28.340 --> 00:41:30.940
They're fucking salivating over that shit. That

00:41:30.940 --> 00:41:35.800
was in the movie, too. Bradley Cooper. Oh, what's

00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:38.059
that? In the movie, he was the cop, and they

00:41:38.059 --> 00:41:41.269
were all like... his department was all like

00:41:41.269 --> 00:41:43.329
crooked and shit like corrupts connected. He

00:41:43.329 --> 00:41:48.190
police. Yeah, that is based on a true story and

00:41:48.190 --> 00:41:51.070
they're like, oh, did you shoot first and he

00:41:51.070 --> 00:41:53.250
shot first and like in the movie like it was

00:41:53.250 --> 00:41:56.070
really quick, but he actually shot first and

00:41:56.070 --> 00:41:59.230
he's like, no, I think I think he shot first.

00:41:59.510 --> 00:42:03.650
Yeah, that's what you gotta say, but don't bullshit

00:42:03.650 --> 00:42:06.050
me. Yeah, dude, you know, they're just like you

00:42:06.050 --> 00:42:09.690
want some table wine. No, that's right. under

00:42:09.690 --> 00:42:14.170
the table one let me let me see how long you

00:42:14.170 --> 00:42:17.869
would do for robbing a bank let's see what's

00:42:17.869 --> 00:42:22.369
like the minimum hey siri because no it's not

00:42:22.369 --> 00:42:25.030
siri we could just get out a good behavior hey

00:42:25.030 --> 00:42:31.349
chat gpt hey what's up hey um how long does somebody

00:42:31.349 --> 00:42:35.159
go to jail for robbing a bank It depends on the

00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.820
circumstances, like if a weapon was used or if

00:42:37.820 --> 00:42:40.820
anyone was harmed. Typically, sentences can range

00:42:40.820 --> 00:42:43.980
from several years to decades in prison. Several

00:42:43.980 --> 00:42:48.659
years. You know, that fucking sucks. Decades

00:42:48.659 --> 00:42:51.019
in prison. Oh, yeah, we should ask our lawyer.

00:42:51.659 --> 00:42:55.179
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would have been a good thing

00:42:55.179 --> 00:43:00.940
to ask him. But, yeah, so, dude, you picture

00:43:00.940 --> 00:43:03.920
you got this fucking. it's just like a real bank

00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:07.000
you go in yeah you know you fucking you get your

00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:09.840
gun out nobody move you take a hostage you know

00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:11.820
what i mean and then you have the girl like take

00:43:11.820 --> 00:43:14.139
you to the vault and then you got to try and

00:43:14.139 --> 00:43:16.199
you got to control the whole scene like there's

00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:18.000
people in there that i was thinking like there

00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:20.199
should be like actors that are like your fellow

00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:22.019
bank robbers that kind of like guide you through

00:43:22.019 --> 00:43:26.940
it uh no i think i think it should be just like

00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:29.280
either you or a group of your friends are actually

00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:31.460
trying to figure it out like you gotta you gotta

00:43:31.460 --> 00:43:33.920
crack the you gotta figure out how to get into

00:43:33.920 --> 00:43:36.880
the safe or you know it's like it's kind of like

00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:39.820
a video game in real life right yeah like uh

00:43:39.820 --> 00:43:43.559
there's that game that video game payday three

00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:45.599
that me and ali mac played before which is uh

00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:48.400
kind of the similar where you rob a bank yeah

00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:52.199
but uh what were you gonna say oh no so like

00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:55.139
all right so you get through You know, you're

00:43:55.139 --> 00:43:56.760
controlling the scene. You know the cops are

00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:58.619
on their way. Yeah. Right? Because they hit the

00:43:58.619 --> 00:44:00.960
alarm. So you got to get in the vault before

00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:03.699
the cops get there. Or they get there and you

00:44:03.699 --> 00:44:05.119
haven't opened the vault yet. So then you're

00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.179
super fucked and you got to get away. Right.

00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:11.380
So you get in the vault, get the money, take

00:44:11.380 --> 00:44:13.619
as much as you can, and then you get out to the

00:44:13.619 --> 00:44:16.340
escape car, and then you run, and then you get

00:44:16.340 --> 00:44:19.119
in a police chase. Yeah. So are you like in one

00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:22.320
of those driving simulators? No, no. It's like

00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.900
a building. Because there's so many fucking abandoned

00:44:24.900 --> 00:44:26.900
buildings around here. You're in a building.

00:44:26.980 --> 00:44:29.599
You're like on a go -kart. No, no, no. So you

00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:31.679
go outside. It's like on some property, like

00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:33.320
a big parking lot or something. Oh, you're actually

00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:35.940
in a car? Yeah. But how would that work? Why

00:44:35.940 --> 00:44:39.500
not? Because wouldn't people get hurt? Dude,

00:44:39.579 --> 00:44:42.079
they sign a fucking waiver. You could put a limit

00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:43.360
on it. Well, you don't want people to actually

00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:46.320
get hurt. What if you're like in a race car simulator?

00:44:48.279 --> 00:44:50.519
Nah, dude, that's gay. No, it's good. Yeah, it's

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.699
good. Okay. All right. Well, it's not a waiver.

00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:55.119
You want to get to the fucking van, right? It's

00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:58.099
like a van, like a getaway van, right? Yeah.

00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:01.679
Yeah. So you want to get out to the van and if,

00:45:01.739 --> 00:45:03.260
you know, if it's on some property or something,

00:45:03.340 --> 00:45:06.019
you just have like, you know, it's not like you

00:45:06.019 --> 00:45:07.480
have to go far. You got to make a couple like

00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.119
right and left turns through a little fucking

00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:12.639
like connex box city, you know, while the cops

00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:14.820
are chasing you. You get to the finish line.

00:45:14.900 --> 00:45:16.559
We should get Linsky on and be like. And then

00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:19.199
you got to run on foot. Like how much crazy shit

00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:21.920
can we have people do before it's like. Well,

00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:23.800
if they sign a waiver and you have insurance.

00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:26.300
You can't just. Somebody can't sign a waiver

00:45:26.300 --> 00:45:29.239
and say like you can murder me and then you murder

00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:31.619
them. Dude, but no. They're just driving. They're

00:45:31.619 --> 00:45:34.039
literally just driving a van. Like you're driving

00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:36.199
a van. You could limit it to 20 miles an hour

00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:40.780
if you want. 20 miles an hour? Yeah. Okay. Limit

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:44.739
it to 40 miles an hour. Yeah, I think if you're

00:45:44.739 --> 00:45:47.300
having people do like driving stunts that they

00:45:47.300 --> 00:45:49.539
wouldn't do in real life, that kind of puts some

00:45:49.539 --> 00:45:53.219
liability on you. Oh, but they signed a waiver.

00:45:53.340 --> 00:45:57.119
Never mind. No, I'm all for it. I'm all for it.

00:45:57.139 --> 00:45:59.619
You just got to get to the escape van. No, we

00:45:59.619 --> 00:46:03.500
just have to have medics on standby. No, what's

00:46:03.500 --> 00:46:05.440
going to happen, dude? Well, what could happen

00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:08.440
is somebody fucking somebody run somebody over.

00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:11.710
Right. That'd be bad. Yeah. So. That would be

00:46:11.710 --> 00:46:13.510
like shut down the operation. There's somebody

00:46:13.510 --> 00:46:16.670
watching. You have somebody watching, a proctor,

00:46:16.730 --> 00:46:18.690
that watches to make sure everybody's in the

00:46:18.690 --> 00:46:21.750
van. And then you have a switch. You allow the

00:46:21.750 --> 00:46:23.929
van to go once everybody's in. That's what I'm

00:46:23.929 --> 00:46:26.010
saying. You have a guide that's in the passenger

00:46:26.010 --> 00:46:29.250
seat or something that's telling you go left,

00:46:29.250 --> 00:46:32.710
right, speed up, whatever. Right. So you could

00:46:32.710 --> 00:46:34.590
have somebody that's on your team that's actually

00:46:34.590 --> 00:46:38.860
a guide. Yeah, yeah. That works there. But, dude,

00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:40.340
how fun would that be? And then the cops are

00:46:40.340 --> 00:46:43.400
chasing you, right? And then you got to stop

00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:46.000
at a certain point and get out and run across

00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:47.679
to the finish line while the cops are trying

00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:49.900
to get to you. Now, if you get shot. Is that

00:46:49.900 --> 00:46:52.300
legal, though? Like, think about it. Like, if

00:46:52.300 --> 00:46:56.139
we're doing this, like, to real people, like,

00:46:56.179 --> 00:46:58.139
are the cops, like, the actual cops going to

00:46:58.139 --> 00:47:01.780
let us just fucking eat around in cars on a car

00:47:01.780 --> 00:47:05.460
chase? Dude, it's your own property. It's like

00:47:05.460 --> 00:47:08.099
there's still laws still apply in your own property,

00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:12.659
though. No, dude, but if you want to have a mock

00:47:12.659 --> 00:47:14.239
police chase on your own property, there's still

00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:17.579
laws that say you can't do that. Really? Yeah,

00:47:17.699 --> 00:47:20.880
of course not. So if I had cops and robbers do

00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.760
it on your own, if I had a field, I could just

00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:24.940
gun it under 20 miles an hour down the field.

00:47:25.420 --> 00:47:29.400
Yes. Oh, shit. Whatever you want. America. Yes,

00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:32.199
dude. Of course. I don't think that's true, but

00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:36.400
of course it is. Look, dude, I mean, I'm getting

00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:38.599
sick of asking chat GPT. Yes, there's no you

00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:40.480
can't drink and drive on your own property. It's

00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:43.579
always illegal. But you could you could do 200

00:47:43.579 --> 00:47:46.019
miles an hour on your own property. Really? Yes.

00:47:46.099 --> 00:47:47.619
If you had your own track, you can do whatever

00:47:47.619 --> 00:47:50.039
you want. Oh, yeah. So if you had a big open

00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:53.960
parking lot. Right. And, you know, in the escape

00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:55.900
vehicle, you got to get across the parking lot,

00:47:56.099 --> 00:47:59.739
stop at a certain location and then, you know,

00:47:59.739 --> 00:48:01.320
get out and you have to run a certain distance

00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:04.380
on foot. Okay. Yeah. So meanwhile, the distance

00:48:04.380 --> 00:48:06.539
on foot is because you want to make it a little

00:48:06.539 --> 00:48:08.760
challenging. At least cops are chasing you. At

00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:10.559
least like three people a day are going to have

00:48:10.559 --> 00:48:13.460
MI. We got to have medics on standby. Nah, fuck

00:48:13.460 --> 00:48:16.039
that. You know, he's called 911. Yeah. But, um,

00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:18.000
yeah. And then you get over the finish line and

00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:20.920
then you're scored on how long it took you. Right.

00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.159
If you got shot or not. And how much, how much

00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:26.219
money you took. That's great. Yeah. You could

00:48:26.219 --> 00:48:27.920
have like high scores and shit. And then it's

00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:29.619
like, oh dude, you got the fucking high score

00:48:29.619 --> 00:48:32.159
for the week. And then I don't know. you could

00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:33.960
get something for that or you could do one that's

00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:36.960
like a vault robbery or uh yeah vault robbery

00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:39.139
where you have like you ever go in those things

00:48:39.139 --> 00:48:41.019
where they have like the fake lasers and you

00:48:41.019 --> 00:48:43.619
have to step around the lasers oh yeah yeah you

00:48:43.619 --> 00:48:45.760
could have one of those and like try to fucking

00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.239
and then like the security guards show up and

00:48:48.239 --> 00:48:50.440
they start shooting at you yeah and you start

00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:52.179
shooting them back dude you could you could have

00:48:52.179 --> 00:48:54.360
all kinds of scenarios not just the bank thing

00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.340
but you could have like um you could just have

00:48:57.340 --> 00:49:00.400
like um but like what's another like cool scenario

00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:04.500
yeah there was actually a game i played like

00:49:04.500 --> 00:49:06.780
this in vr that was just like a bunch of crazy

00:49:06.780 --> 00:49:09.820
shit like this um and it was when vr first came

00:49:09.820 --> 00:49:13.780
out actually in uh psvr oh right right and so

00:49:13.780 --> 00:49:15.539
they had this like they had the bank robbery

00:49:15.539 --> 00:49:18.460
thing um and they had one where you were like

00:49:18.460 --> 00:49:21.380
in a car and you were like the guy gave you a

00:49:21.380 --> 00:49:23.340
fucking mp5 and you're just like shooting at

00:49:23.340 --> 00:49:25.139
the it was like a car chase but you should be

00:49:25.139 --> 00:49:27.800
shooting at the police in the car it was cool

00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:30.880
dude yeah if see that'd be sweet like if you

00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:33.690
could have like uh like an actual like shooting

00:49:33.690 --> 00:49:36.070
while driving kind of thing. Or that you could

00:49:36.070 --> 00:49:38.929
do like a space scenario, right? Where you get

00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:40.949
like a fucking, I don't know if that's possible,

00:49:41.070 --> 00:49:44.789
a zero gravity thing. No, I don't think so. I

00:49:44.789 --> 00:49:46.250
don't think you're going to simulate space. But

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:48.590
anyway, no, but what if you're like on a spaceship

00:49:48.590 --> 00:49:52.010
or something and you're in fucking space? I don't

00:49:52.010 --> 00:49:54.909
know. It's an idea. I think that'd be a little

00:49:54.909 --> 00:49:58.539
hard. I mean, but it's a space camp. No, like

00:49:58.539 --> 00:50:01.219
you fucking go for a ride. You take off in the

00:50:01.219 --> 00:50:04.639
spaceship, go to the fucking ISS, and then you

00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:07.059
get into some fucking shootout with the Russians.

00:50:07.340 --> 00:50:09.159
What kind of budget do we have? It's like fucking

00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:13.119
Star Wars. I would say we need at least $50 million.

00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:16.800
If you know what I mean. For something like that.

00:50:17.420 --> 00:50:20.360
See, I think the bank one would be so easy, dude,

00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:22.900
because it's just like banks are so simple in

00:50:22.900 --> 00:50:24.940
a fucking vault. Like you could actually probably

00:50:24.940 --> 00:50:29.090
even find. that's closed down and just do it

00:50:29.090 --> 00:50:31.710
at that bank. There's so many banks around. They

00:50:31.710 --> 00:50:35.289
probably give bank vaults away. I guess it wouldn't

00:50:35.289 --> 00:50:37.789
be that expensive if you had just real cars that

00:50:37.789 --> 00:50:39.710
you could drive. No, you get a just beater little

00:50:39.710 --> 00:50:42.610
fucking car or some beater shitty van that looks

00:50:42.610 --> 00:50:45.670
like one of those fucking terrorist vans. You

00:50:45.670 --> 00:50:48.269
know what I mean? Those like work vans. Yeah,

00:50:48.289 --> 00:50:50.989
the Libyans. Yeah, and then you just get like

00:50:50.989 --> 00:50:54.230
a fucking Crown Vic, which are like $800. For

00:50:54.230 --> 00:50:56.269
Crown Vic. I saw some woman driving. Somebody

00:50:56.269 --> 00:51:00.309
to play a cop. Hold it! Please, asshole! This

00:51:00.309 --> 00:51:03.070
fucking lady was driving like a 90s Crown Vic

00:51:03.070 --> 00:51:06.030
around and it said faded police on the side of

00:51:06.030 --> 00:51:08.969
it. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, you can

00:51:08.969 --> 00:51:11.349
get those things for like free, dude. That's

00:51:11.349 --> 00:51:14.469
fucking awesome, though. And how fun would it

00:51:14.469 --> 00:51:17.269
be? It's like that's your side hustle as you're

00:51:17.269 --> 00:51:20.869
just like playing fucking cop on your own property

00:51:20.869 --> 00:51:23.510
trying to catch people running away in a van.

00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:26.619
So what would the name of this be? This place

00:51:26.619 --> 00:51:37.219
be? I don't know. Something to do with armed

00:51:37.219 --> 00:51:41.599
robbery. I think you could expand it so you have

00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:45.039
like a lot of different scenarios that you could

00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:49.780
have. Like you could be do shit like underwater.

00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:57.190
Do shit like on the moon shit. I'm thinking like,

00:51:57.269 --> 00:51:59.929
Oh, like I could write a script. You get a shootout

00:51:59.929 --> 00:52:01.670
in a warehouse with some Russians. That'd be

00:52:01.670 --> 00:52:03.630
cool. You know what I mean? Like that's one scenario.

00:52:03.750 --> 00:52:05.449
That's pretty easy, dude. Cause you're on the

00:52:05.449 --> 00:52:07.949
moon though. Yeah. Right. He's talking about

00:52:07.949 --> 00:52:11.510
like get in touch with MIT and get some anti

00:52:11.510 --> 00:52:13.949
-gravity machines. It's like, I'm talking about

00:52:13.949 --> 00:52:17.510
like, like renting an abandoned warehouse. Yeah.

00:52:17.530 --> 00:52:20.550
You know what I mean? These vests are fucking

00:52:20.550 --> 00:52:24.289
these, um, the simulator vests that shock you

00:52:24.289 --> 00:52:26.210
when you get shot they're pretty fucking cool

00:52:26.210 --> 00:52:28.710
oh right so you get the until they detect where

00:52:28.710 --> 00:52:31.670
you get shot yeah so it comes with the pistols

00:52:31.670 --> 00:52:33.909
it's like i think the set is like three thousand

00:52:33.909 --> 00:52:35.989
dollars or something but if it's a business it's

00:52:35.989 --> 00:52:39.389
like a business expense you know yeah so um they

00:52:39.389 --> 00:52:40.969
use them for like law enforcement and shit for

00:52:40.969 --> 00:52:43.190
training oh cool so it's like it's like high

00:52:43.190 --> 00:52:46.210
-tech laser tag you know yeah that's cool so

00:52:46.210 --> 00:52:48.829
i think some of the um some of the guns have

00:52:48.829 --> 00:52:50.750
actual like then you can put one of those like

00:52:50.750 --> 00:52:53.789
uh pop packs in there so like uh you know you

00:52:53.789 --> 00:52:56.090
start bleeding when you get shot right like you

00:52:56.090 --> 00:52:58.050
probably have one person set up with that or

00:52:58.050 --> 00:53:00.150
something well no they have like packs in it

00:53:00.150 --> 00:53:02.489
that sense when you get shot and they they pop

00:53:02.489 --> 00:53:05.809
and they shoot blood yeah yeah like in movies

00:53:05.809 --> 00:53:08.389
and shit right but you couldn't like do that

00:53:08.389 --> 00:53:11.900
for everybody you know but you could They're

00:53:11.900 --> 00:53:13.880
probably not that expensive. Fake blood's not

00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.480
expensive. All right, so you get a group of seven

00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.760
guys, right? Seven times, what do they pay, $200

00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:22.559
each? $250. Do you think you could charge that?

00:53:23.059 --> 00:53:24.780
You could definitely charge that. All right,

00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:27.179
so that's $1 ,700. So say you got six people

00:53:27.179 --> 00:53:30.960
working, divided by six. So it's $300 each. I

00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:32.280
would think there would be a lot more actors,

00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:35.039
though. Right, I mean, you got a couple people

00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:39.099
at the bank, right? Some people in line. You

00:53:39.099 --> 00:53:40.199
got to have a lot of safety people. And then

00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:43.349
a cop. You got to have safety. Okay. Mr. Place.

00:53:44.469 --> 00:53:49.409
And then you got like me, you, Tyler, Ally, Mac

00:53:49.409 --> 00:53:52.630
paying these actors like starvation wages while

00:53:52.630 --> 00:53:55.170
we're breaking in the dough. No, I want fucking

00:53:55.170 --> 00:53:59.329
auditions and I want good actors. That's how

00:53:59.329 --> 00:54:01.710
we're going to make this realistic. Like if you

00:54:01.710 --> 00:54:03.329
go to a fucking haunted house and you have a

00:54:03.329 --> 00:54:05.449
good actors, that makes it so much better, right?

00:54:05.650 --> 00:54:10.000
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know where you get good actors.

00:54:10.059 --> 00:54:14.500
We'll just vet them, dude. You just post a lot

00:54:14.500 --> 00:54:16.760
of actors. It's been a real bank teller. They

00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:20.900
have a site where all the actors post their profile.

00:54:21.219 --> 00:54:24.739
You pick out actors. Dude, that shit would be

00:54:24.739 --> 00:54:27.679
so fun. I would pay $200 to do that right now.

00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:30.619
Same. You ever see those haunted houses where

00:54:30.619 --> 00:54:33.480
you have to sign a waiver and they can do whatever

00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:36.599
they fucking want to you? Oh, no. And they can

00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.780
like fucking electrocute you. Oh, shit. They

00:54:39.780 --> 00:54:42.039
like fucking put spiders on the dude's head.

00:54:42.500 --> 00:54:46.059
Like, it's fucking crazy. See, this is way less

00:54:46.059 --> 00:54:48.440
dangerous than that. Right. Like, they can actually

00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:51.199
fucking, you know, hurt people. Like, you're

00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:53.179
just, the most dangerous part would be getting

00:54:53.179 --> 00:54:56.139
to this car, right? No, the most dangerous part

00:54:56.139 --> 00:54:58.920
would be letting people get into a fucking car

00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:01.900
chase. Right. But it's like you have somebody

00:55:01.900 --> 00:55:04.139
you make sure everybody's seat belted and everything.

00:55:04.750 --> 00:55:06.829
Right. And then you tell them they can go, you

00:55:06.829 --> 00:55:08.369
know, and you have a thing to control the car.

00:55:08.510 --> 00:55:11.989
So it can't leave without you ensuring that everybody's

00:55:11.989 --> 00:55:14.590
safe and buckled, you know, but you don't have

00:55:14.590 --> 00:55:17.989
to wear helmets. Oh, so like, can you put a,

00:55:18.010 --> 00:55:20.110
can you put a thing on a car where it limits

00:55:20.110 --> 00:55:23.690
the speed? Yes. Oh, of course. So you limit it

00:55:23.690 --> 00:55:27.050
to 40, 50 miles, 40 miles an hour. Yeah. You

00:55:27.050 --> 00:55:29.409
know? Yeah. I think that'd be good. If you had

00:55:29.409 --> 00:55:31.789
like a fucking, you know, seatbelt on and shit.

00:55:32.030 --> 00:55:38.090
Yeah. And then that'd be a lot of airbag expenses,

00:55:38.329 --> 00:55:42.050
though. No, not only if they crash it. Well,

00:55:42.190 --> 00:55:45.050
I mean, how often does somebody crash it, though?

00:55:45.110 --> 00:55:48.949
They've never run a bank before. They've never

00:55:48.949 --> 00:55:51.010
ran from the cops before. I don't know. You just

00:55:51.010 --> 00:55:52.829
get beaters, though, dude. Who cares? You don't

00:55:52.829 --> 00:55:56.130
need airbags in them. Right. You know, I would

00:55:56.130 --> 00:55:58.670
just be so fun and grimy. We can use your Prius

00:55:58.670 --> 00:56:02.880
as the first one. No. My Prius is nice, dude.

00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:05.619
I don't want to beat it up. But it's like, can

00:56:05.619 --> 00:56:07.440
you imagine being all grimy, like lighting a

00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:09.760
cigarette in this beater car while you're running

00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:12.440
from the cops? Yeah, yeah. How fucking cool would

00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:14.420
that be? Where you're trying to get your stash

00:56:14.420 --> 00:56:16.400
away. That'd be cool. And trying to get over

00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:19.159
the high score. I mean, but how else could you

00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:25.219
do it? Like, so that, like, what else could you

00:56:25.219 --> 00:56:27.059
do to me? So then we have to have a rule that

00:56:27.059 --> 00:56:29.159
people can't drink because you can't drink and

00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:34.119
drive. Yeah, you can't. I mean, dude, if you're

00:56:34.119 --> 00:56:35.659
intoxicated, you just wouldn't let him do it.

00:56:35.699 --> 00:56:40.139
Right. You know? Yeah, yeah. But anyway, we can

00:56:40.139 --> 00:56:43.099
daydream about that another time. I think it's

00:56:43.099 --> 00:56:50.679
pretty cool. Yeah, I think it'd be fun. All right,

00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:56.400
what else we got, Dan? I don't know, man. I don't

00:56:56.400 --> 00:57:01.070
know. What time is it? 1133. Might have to call

00:57:01.070 --> 00:57:05.409
this a short episode. All right. I liked episode

00:57:05.409 --> 00:57:09.050
100. It was fun. Yeah, that was good, dude. Good

00:57:09.050 --> 00:57:16.110
time. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, it was a long

00:57:16.110 --> 00:57:20.269
drive up there. Yeah. Right? You wanted to go

00:57:20.269 --> 00:57:23.650
by yourself. You didn't care about the hockey

00:57:23.650 --> 00:57:26.079
shit. No, I didn't care about it at all. I wanted

00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:28.679
to get my exercise in for the day, dude. Yeah,

00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:33.260
we didn't see a lot of ghost shit, but it was

00:57:33.260 --> 00:57:35.840
a good podcast. Yeah, you didn't have any nightmares

00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:40.579
or anything? No. I did. Really? Yeah, I had a

00:57:40.579 --> 00:57:46.219
dream that... You know where I was sleeping on

00:57:46.219 --> 00:57:49.900
the two chairs pushed together? Yeah, yeah. With

00:57:49.900 --> 00:57:54.469
the footrests in between? Yeah. I had a dream

00:57:54.469 --> 00:57:59.010
that I was in an ambulance and somebody was starting

00:57:59.010 --> 00:58:03.409
an IV on me and the girl starting the IV on me,

00:58:03.469 --> 00:58:06.190
instead of like, you know, like prepping the

00:58:06.190 --> 00:58:09.050
skin and like starting it normally, she just

00:58:09.050 --> 00:58:11.769
took it and started slicing my wrist. Oh Jesus.

00:58:13.349 --> 00:58:16.469
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? She's

00:58:16.469 --> 00:58:18.590
just going like this and just. I'm just bleeding

00:58:18.590 --> 00:58:20.610
out and she's just fucking slicing my wrist.

00:58:20.809 --> 00:58:22.889
Was she a big titty goth girl? Cause that wouldn't

00:58:22.889 --> 00:58:26.409
make it acceptable. No, she wasn't, but she was

00:58:26.409 --> 00:58:30.489
hot, but, um, no, it was just fucked up. I was

00:58:30.489 --> 00:58:32.010
like, dude, that was kind of, I like checked

00:58:32.010 --> 00:58:33.969
my wrist in the morning to see if I had like

00:58:33.969 --> 00:58:36.530
fucking stigmata, you know, those like marks

00:58:36.530 --> 00:58:39.309
you get from like, like when people go to graveyards

00:58:39.309 --> 00:58:40.989
and shit, they get the scratches on their back.

00:58:41.110 --> 00:58:43.670
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I thought I was going

00:58:43.670 --> 00:58:44.949
to have that. I'm like, oh, this fucking place

00:58:44.949 --> 00:58:47.489
is haunted. I have this fucking nightmare that

00:58:47.489 --> 00:58:50.829
this girl is fucking slicing my arm open. That's

00:58:50.829 --> 00:58:53.050
a crazy fucking dream. Yeah, it's fucking weird.

00:58:53.590 --> 00:58:56.070
I'll tell you who the paramedic was after. Oh,

00:58:56.070 --> 00:59:00.989
yeah. All right. Well, thanks for listening to

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this is I don't know 2025 instead of email. We're

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going to start using Instagram. If anybody's

00:59:38.059 --> 00:59:42.400
listening like us on Facebook and X that Elon

00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:46.380
just sold. to himself at an eleven billion dollar

00:59:46.380 --> 00:59:49.619
loss. Dude, that's fucking. He just showed him

00:59:49.619 --> 00:59:51.960
an eleven billion dollar loss. That's genius.

00:59:52.219 --> 00:59:54.579
That's a genius to just lose an eleven billion

00:59:54.579 --> 00:59:57.119
dollars right there. Yeah, dude. I'm telling

00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:59.900
you this guy's next level. You know, he's playing

00:59:59.900 --> 01:00:04.480
five D chess, bro. Anyway, see you next time.

01:00:04.539 --> 01:00:07.380
Be kind to yourselves and each other. We out.

01:00:07.940 --> 01:00:13.570
Fuck off. For all we know robots have souls.

01:00:13.690 --> 01:00:15.949
We just don't know if they do or don't how do

01:00:15.949 --> 01:00:19.969
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:25.519
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:31.179
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down

01:00:31.179 --> 01:00:34.619
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

01:00:34.619 --> 01:00:37.039
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

01:00:38.500 --> 01:00:41.760
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramid

01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:44.360
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:45.840
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:48.739
and become ghosts? Ugh, they're killing... They're

01:00:48.739 --> 01:00:50.679
killing all the already born babies and sell

01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:55.079
them to the Chinese. Alien races. somewhere in

01:00:55.079 --> 01:00:59.619
China in some base there are super soldiers that

01:00:59.619 --> 01:01:04.440
are at least 9 or 10 feet tall they have bread

01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:07.679
and super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials

01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:37.699
they are aliens My eyes. While holding their

01:01:37.699 --> 01:01:41.079
pulse. Feel them die. Of this. Virus. You feel

01:01:41.079 --> 01:01:44.139
bump. Bump. Bump. Beep. Nothing. They're fucking

01:01:44.139 --> 01:01:46.980
gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government.

01:01:47.300 --> 01:01:50.380
Has. Taken it to the next level. With the birds.

01:01:54.219 --> 01:01:56.659
They know what birds. Are going to cross paths.

01:01:56.800 --> 01:01:59.059
With you. That you are going to be able to raise.

01:01:59.219 --> 01:02:01.480
And they are going to make them. So fucking real.

01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:03.179
They're going to sink money into them. Because

01:02:03.179 --> 01:02:05.320
they know. That if you. put that motherfucker

01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:07.019
in a cage, they're gonna be able to convince

01:02:07.019 --> 01:02:08.760
you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it

01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:10.719
open, you're gonna see blood guts, no circuitry,

01:02:10.739 --> 01:02:12.960
but let me tell you, their technology, it's out

01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:16.059
of silicon bottles. Which, by the way, big brother,

01:02:16.219 --> 01:02:22.300
is the overlord. We're only living in the third

01:02:22.300 --> 01:02:58.809
dimension! is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay?

01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:01.929
I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay?

01:03:02.010 --> 01:03:05.530
Look it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing

01:03:05.530 --> 01:03:07.170
this shit. George Soros actually