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I'm here with Dan. Oh yeah. Or rather known as
the Dan and Casey Podcast. That's right. All
these fucking flakes. It's episode 99 .5. Or
episode 99 part 2 if you will. The one before
it. 100. I just went to see Downswing actually.
How were they? They're fucking great. Yeah, it
was a good time. They're very metal. I can never
tell if you're making fun of them or if you actually
like them. I think it started out as like making
fun of them, but then I was like, oh, hey, this
man's good. Are they actually pretty good? Yeah,
this is them here. Oh, no shit. Yeah. They're
getting pretty big. Actually, this music video.
They're playing a music video right now, and
they're like in a fire station with the fire
engines and the lights going. Stop. Stop. No,
I can't do that. No, look at it. I think I've
seen it. Have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't
be caught dead, but that's okay. To each his
own. I like Chris. It's pretty cool. The effects
are cool of the lights and shit. He's probably
like, I know a guy that can hook us up. Yeah,
right. I wonder which fire station that is. Probably
some Jolly Molly. Probably. Yeah. All right,
Dan, what's the story about the water? I think
I told this story on the podcast and I was telling
it to somebody today. The time my motorcycle
caught on fire. Did I tell that story? Is that
like when you're running from the cops? No, no,
not that one. I don't think so. So I was, um,
do you remember how we used to have to go and
vote for the union at Mohawk? Yeah. So I took
my motorcycle down to do the vote in Schenectady
and my girlfriend was riding on the back and
I had, it was a pretty sweet little motorcycles,
a BMW fundero they're called. So it's like an
Enduro motorcycle. They're on road and off road.
And, um, So after I did the vote, I was, I was
flying to get there too. And I should not have
been driving like that. Like with my girlfriend
on the back, like I realized that now, but like
then it was just like a stupid, like I should
not have been driving that fast, but I was trying
to get there in time. So, um, anyway, after I
went and did the vote, uh, I don't know if you
know the stewards that's on Michigan Ave. Oh
yeah. It's connected. Yeah, in the city. Yeah,
right there. My girlfriend started hitting me
like just before we were in front of that. She's
like, she's like, it's really hot, right? She's
like talking through her helmet and I'm like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it's always hot. The mufflers
right there. She's like, no, it's really hot.
It's really hot. I look down and I'm like, oh,
it's fucking on fire. I stopped right in front
of that Stewart's. And we both got off the motorcycle.
I just let it tip over, right? Because I'm like,
I just got to get the fuck away from this, right?
Yeah. So there's a guy behind me, you know, in
a car. And I just like, he was kind of confused
like what was going on, why I did that. And I
asked him like, can you, like I mouthed to him,
like dial 911, right? Yeah. And he saw I was
on fire. He's like, okay. And he like nodded
to me. And so I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. What
do I do? So I run into Stewart's. And I go to
the guy behind the counter, and I'm like, hey,
man, do you have a fire extinguisher? And he's
like, I don't know. I think I've seen one around
here somewhere. Let me go ask someone. Let me
look for this. I'm like, bro. I do not have time.
That's not a good place to get abandoned. I do
not have time for you to axe somebody if you
got a fucking fire signature. If you're axing
somebody, this ain't going to work, bro. So anyway,
I'm looking around and I see by the door they
have 24 packs of this water right here, Nirvana
water, right? And it was like $4 .59. So I said,
hey man, I'll be back to pay for this, right?
And I grabbed the 24 pack and ran out with it,
right? So I you know get out to my motorcycle
undid the cap dumped a bottle on still on fire
undid another cap dumped it on and put the fire
out right took two bottles of water out of the
24 pack put it out so anyway like 30 seconds
later schenectady fire rolls up and schenectady
police department right maybe it was like a minute
or two later actually um but uh the firemen just
like pissed off that they had to do something.
They're just like, what the fuck is this about?
It's like, like you're not making $80 ,000 a
year. You know what I mean? Like that's what
you signed up for a problem. Like somebody called
you who's a taxpayer in your County and needs
a fire put out. Like I thought you guys got off
on that shit. Right. So anyway, I'm not, you
know, not bashing them, but they were just, this
guy like legitimately looked angry. Or he was
angry because I put the fire out and he wanted
to put it out. They acted the same way the only
time I called 911. I'm not bashing them, you
know what I mean? You don't know if they just
got back from an arrest and they're like, you
know, fucking beat and not bashing them. I'm
just saying this particular guy was not happy.
But the cop comes up to me, right? Well, actually,
no. The guy comes running out of the store, the
cashier, and he's like, hey, hey, yo, you stole
that. You stole that water, right? And I'm like,
dude, I fucking stole it. Like, I just asked
you for a fire extinguisher. Like, what do you
think is going on here? Right. And he's like,
yeah, I caught him stealing. I caught him stealing
this water. And the cop is like, did you took
the water from there? I'm like. yeah to put out
a fire man yes it was an emergency he's like
shaking his head and he's like just go pay for
the fucking water like what the fuck so anyway
he's like the whole time like back to stores
he's like yeah i caught him stealing and he's
telling my girlfriend he's like yeah i caught
him stealing what do you think of that try to
try to take that water right I'm like, yo, this
guy does not get it. It is just the situation
is so far over his head. What's happening? You
should have pulled your motorcycle into a store.
So anyway, there's all these people. around outside
like you know happens in the hood whenever there's
any kind of anything going on a crowd starts
to develop and people are like yo is he is he
giving you a hot tub for taking that water i'm
like yeah and somebody's like he's really trying
to give you a hot tub another guy i'm like yeah
and i'm getting this whole crowd riled up against
this guy and i'm like yeah man you hear this
you're in the crowd i go in and i pay for the
water But I ended up having to get my motorcycle
towed, but I wrote a letter to stewards about
that. I'm like, this guy really did not understand
why I was asking one for a fire extinguisher
and two, why after I asked for a fire extinguisher,
I may have stolen some water, commandeered some
water because this was a life or limb, you know,
emergency. Like if that thing blows up in the
middle of an intersection, you know, fucking
shrapnel hits somebody. It's like, I don't know.
I got to put this fucking fire out, bro. So it's
like, you think he would like come help me do
it, but no. Yeah. Well, you could have picked
a worse place to have your motorcycle on fire.
Right. Yeah. I mean, well, yeah, it was pretty
funny. That's hilarious. Made for a funny story.
Yeah. That story had some ethnic undertones.
I didn't say anything about any kind of ethnicity
about nothing. All those people in there were
actually white. I'm stating the exact facts,
bro. Exactly. I didn't change anything. That's
just how the story went and the conversation
went. There's nothing ethnic about it. I don't
know what you're picking up on, bro. I know you're
painting a picture in your mind, but I'm just
telling the facts. That's weird. It's kind of
weird how... You know, people from like the rural
areas and people from the city like have specific
accents. Yeah. Like no matter really what their
ethnicity is. Like what do you mean? Like, you
know, like the catch me outside girl. Catch me
outside. How about that? Yeah. She's like from
the hood. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But she talks, you
know, she talks. She speaks in Ebonics. Yeah.
She's white. Yeah. Right. Right. So. And like
this guy, this fucking kid I listen to, B .L
.P. Kosher, same thing. He's Jewish. Yeah, it's,
you know, there's something to like language
where I think you want to have a language with
your tribe that you don't want other people to
understand. That's a protection mechanism, right?
So you can communicate with them, but other people
can't. And that's why, you know, like the Gen
Z's have their own language, like no cap. You
know what I mean? Like that kind of shit, like,
like Boston. Yeah. Like that's that language
has to evolve like that so that the older people
don't understand because otherwise you get in
this position where, uh, the people that are
older control everything. Right. And you don't,
eventually you don't want them understanding
what's going on. Right. So right now, like no
cap and Boston, those are just a couple of words,
right? There's a couple of things that you can't
understand from Gen Z. But for the most part,
you can. But as you get older and the generations
get further apart, you understand less and less.
It makes less sense to you. But that's how it's
supposed to be because the language is supposed
to evolve so that you don't get this situation
like we have with the fucking boomers controlling
everything. Eventually, they have to not understand
what's going on. And that's evolution. That's
nature. Right. I see a lot of grandparents. But
did you see that Trump just signed an order to
make English the official language of the U .S.?
It's like that was already the language that
we speak. I feel like we didn't need to do that.
I feel like that might have been a waste of time.
It's a little redundant. Yeah, you know what?
I think... They're not speaking, what, English
already in the House, in the Senate? Well, I
think I see the purpose behind it because he
just wants to reaffirm that we don't like Mexicans.
I think that's what it is. All this fucking...
No, I'm just joking. I love Mexicans. That's
a joke. My favorite food is Mexican food. Yeah,
I just read a headline. before this that Trump
invoked the alien penalty law, which is like
a wartime law that says that he can deport and
detain anybody from a, um, like a, uh, nation
that they're at war with and then deport their
citizens. Really? So he could like, even if somebody's
like here legally, he could just like take, take
a Mexican and just send them back to Mexico.
Hmm. I don't know how I feel about that. I don't
know. Didn't we have that problem with Asians
during World War II? Well, during World War II,
we fucking put Japanese people in fucking labor
camps. Right, right. Yeah, I thought we went
through this, though. I thought we didn't want
to do that. What do you mean? I thought we were
not doing that kind of thing anymore. Well, I
mean, you elected a guy that put the people in
Guantanamo Bay. And I guess they're not there
anymore. He sent them back to America or some
shit. Who did? Trump. Sent who back to America?
The illegal immigrants that were at Guantanamo
Bay. Oh. Well, why were they there to begin with?
Because they got detained for being there illegally.
Oh. And I guess instead of deporting them. So
he brought them into the United States? No, they
came here illegally. Yeah, but he moved them
from Guantanamo Bay to where? Uh, like fucking
back to like, uh, Texas or whatever. Oh, I thought
we were trying to get them out. Yeah, I know.
I guess, um, I thought there's some kind of issue
with deporting the citizens. Like Mexico has
to like accept them back or some shit. Like remember
when they were trying to land the plane in Columbia
and they wouldn't let the fuck, they wouldn't
fucking let the plane land cause it had all the
illegal immigrants on it. Right, right. And then
they like, they. they strong armed them somehow.
They finally let them, they're like, we're landing
anyway. Right, right. Yeah, they were like, I
think they, they said they're going to do something
with like tariffs, of course. That's how, that's
how Trump strong arms everybody. Right. But,
um, the fucking, we were talking about how, uh,
you know, the stock market's gone down by a lot.
I think, uh, Tesla was down like 50%, um, I see
people like fucking vandalizing all the Tesla
dealerships, boycotting Tesla. I don't know.
I just don't think the tariffs really worked
well or at all. I think all the fucking neighboring.
How long has he been in office? Like a month
or two months. Two months. Do you think March
13th? Almost two months. Do you think that in
two months? that anything you okay so we had
nobody at the helm for four years do you think
in two months you can correct the ship well whatever
they were doing like trump did something uh well
specifically the tariffs that caused the stock
market to go down like 50 like the fastest it's
ever gone down from a new president right like
fucking when Obama took office, Biden took office,
it was just like a slow increase. So do you think
the stock market just, just cooks with fire nonstop
all the time? Well, no, but it's like, you know,
it's a clear cause and effect situation from
when he took office that the stock market rapidly
declined. Okay. So, or what was from directly
from the tariffs. All right. So say, say you
have a bank account, right? and you're constantly
spending money out of your bank account, constantly
spending money, but you, you have a loan over
here that you can take and you can put money
into your bank account. Right. Yeah. To keep
it elevated. So you never run out of money. Right.
And it looks, you're always like, Hey, Hey, we
got all kinds of money here. This is great. Everything
looks great. Right. Right. But all of a sudden
somebody comes along and says, yeah, no more
loans for you. We're not going to do that anymore.
We're going to just spend what's actually in
our bank account. Because we're going to eventually
have to pay this back. And then all of a sudden
your money starts going down because there's
no loans coming in. And you're like, hey, this
fucking asshole is fucking everything up, man.
Everything was good. My bank account was full
all the time. But it's like the way it was run
before is it was basically run on loans, right?
Without any regard for the future. Because what
the fuck do these people care? Because they're
not going to be around. for when it's a problem.
So now we're going over the books and tightening
things up. And yeah, it's not going to be fun,
dude. It's not going to be fun to not be in debt.
Like to get from $35 trillion of debt to no debt,
it's going to suck to be us, dude. Like if we're
the generation that has to suck that up, it fucking
blows. But you know what? That's how it is. And
it's either going to hurt now or it's going to
hurt later. Yeah, it's hurting the fucking citizens,
the consumers. The prices are fucking going up
so much. So would you rather have false insurance,
like thinking that everything's okay and then
all of a sudden one day it's really not okay
and it's really fucking bad? Like teachers giving
blowjobs for food bad? Or do you want to just
kind of, it sucks right now, but it's going to
suck for a couple of years, but then it's going
to be really fucking awesome. It's already sucked
for more than a few years. Well, I don't know.
I mean, The price of groceries, yeah, it's been
pretty bad. But also, a lot of these problems
are because we just printed fake fucking money.
All right? We printed fake money, especially
during COVID, like more money than has ever been
printed, ever, in the history of our country,
just in those few years. And so we printed a
bunch of fake money and bought real assets with
it. Fake money? Yes, fiat currency. The money
the government puts out there is not real. It's
fugazi. It's fake. Like paper money? Yeah. Fiat
currency is not backed by anything, right? Oh,
yeah. However much they say is in circulation
is in circulation. It's not like, oh, we can
only have this much in circulation because it's
backed by gold. It's backed by a real asset.
It is backed by whatever the fuck they, by nothing.
And it's however much is out there is however
much the federal reserve wants to put out there.
Yeah. Just cause you print more money. It doesn't
mean there's more, we have more assets, gold
or whatever. So the thing is, is that there's
all this money in circulation. People bought
real assets with it, real things, food. They
went out and bought chicken eggs. They went out
and bought gasoline. They just bought, they bought
real things. So they converted fake money into
real stuff. So eventually that, that, has to
balance out, okay? Like eventually that's going
to come. So we did see it balance out because
of inflation. The dollar's worth less, right?
Because there's so many dollars out there, eventually
it catches up. Yeah. Well, the economists are
saying that they're worried a recession is starting
now. It's heading that way. They've been saying
that for years, for two years. But now it's finally
happening. Okay, let it happen. I mean, the thing
is, what do you expect? You cannot print that
much money and not have a recession. It's just,
it cannot happen. Who printed the money? The
Federal Reserve. When, though? During COVID.
Who was president? Joe Biden. For a lot of it.
Wasn't Trump president when COVID started? I'm
not saying that it's exactly anybody's fault,
right? Because these are natural cycles, right?
They just, these are natural ebbs and flows.
Yeah. So it just is what it is, you know? But
I don't think you have anything to worry about.
You know, you have a stable job. That's, oh,
that's a necessity, you know? Yeah. So I don't
think I'd be worried if I was you. But yeah,
I mean, I lived through 2008. Like that was a
bad recession. Yeah. I didn't even get laid off,
dude. I was like, I was working at Home Depot
and like nothing even happened. Yeah. I heard
it was bad, but then my fucking 401k was cranking
when we came through that. Oh damn. Yeah. I was
too young to work. Yeah. I mean, I had, I had
like 10 grand in my 401k at fucking, you know,
20 years old. Like it was cooking. So if you
just take this as an opportunity to invest, you
want these ebbs and flows, dude. You know, you
want stocks to, you want the stock market to,
really, like, if you load it up when the stock
market hit those circuit breakers back during
COVID, the pandemic, remember that? Yeah, you'd
be rich, yeah. You'd be fucking loaded. Dude,
I had $1 ,200 worth of Royal Caribbean Cruise
Line stock, and I bought it at, like, $14 a share.
And, dude, I think it went up to, like, $60 or
$70, you know? But, like, whatever that is, you
know? Fucking Elon just lost half his net worth.
He doesn't care. He lost fucking $200 billion.
He doesn't care. He doesn't fucking obsess about
money. He does care. He's panicking. He thinks
about his money less. He's actually panicking
because nobody wants to buy a Tesla. Do you hear
about like, you know, how people are getting
called Nazis in the parking lots and like getting
their Teslas vandalized? Let them. I look, I.
I think that people who buy Teslas and drive
Teslas are badasses. And now Trump's doing a
car commercial trying to sell Teslas on the White
House lawn. No, I think he was just driving one.
No, he was doing a commercial for Tesla. No,
he wasn't. Yeah, he was. They're recording a
commercial. Get out of here. I'm serious. It
was Elon. How the fuck is that legal? Well, I
mean, how is any of this legal? How is Elon,
you know? He's being investigated by all these
departments, and these are the departments. He's
cutting their funding. Good. That's obvious corruption.
No, they're corrupt, bro. Because they're investigating.
These are corrupt boomers. No, because here's
what happens, bro, okay? I think I told this
last time, right? But the Securities and Exchange
Commission, right? Did I tell this story? Came
to Elon, and they said, you need to confess to
this crime. or else we're going to make Tesla
go bankrupt. You can't do any business. And he's
like, but I didn't do that. They're like, yeah,
we don't care. Because the guy at the Securities
and Exchange Commission wanted to be the one
who got Elon Musk, right? He wanted that fucking,
that plaque on his wall that said he got Elon.
Well, now he looks like a fucking asshole. So
the Biden administration was going after Elon,
just trying to get him for fucking anything,
just fucking with him. So this is what drove
him. So you can thank Joe Biden. right. For driving
Elon to join Trump. He was a liberal, but Joe
Biden was fucking harassing him with litigation
and they tried to give him a hard time. I told
this last time. I know I did. Um, they tried
to give him a hard time, uh, for not hiring illegals
or something like that. Right. Or people that
weren't natural born citizens, but he's a defense
contractor. So it's actually illegal for the
company to hire people who aren't natural born
citizens. Oh, so he can't, he can't do that.
You know what I mean? So they were trying to
force him to do something that's illegal. So
you have all this, it's all bureaucracy, bro.
There's nothing good about these organizations.
There might be some good, right? But I really,
I think the government could be cut down by 75
to 80 % and we'd be. fucking fine dude a lot
of this is just people that want to jerk off
to oh i work for the securities and exchange
commission oh my god i can't wait to tell a girl
at the bar she's gonna think that's so fucking
hot i'm gonna tell her i got elon musk i took
down elon musk because dude literally He's the
most powerful guy in the world, and when you're
just a beta bitch who works at the government,
just think how jealous you are of him. You're
like, oh, he's got so much power and a private
jet and billions of dollars, and I'm just a little
fucking twinkie dick bitch sitting here at the
SEC. What kind of little prick am I? Like, fuck
that. I'm going to take down Elon Musk because
I'm jealous. That's what happens, dude. It's
literally a dick measuring contest. So he said,
oh, okay, you want to measure dicks? Watch this.
You want to see the left lose an election? Boom.
And that's what he did. And then he bought the
election. Right, right. It was just because little
shrimp dick guys like that sitting in fucking
business suits and offices in the government
being like, I want to take down Elon Musk. Well.
You tried to take him down and you fucking lost.
You fucked everything real bad. It's bureaucracy
and corruption on both sides. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Do you see that thing that like Joe Biden, actually
all the bills that he signed were in his auto
pen signature, except like the one that he was
withdrawing from the election. Like he signed
everything. Like somebody else signed everything
for him with the auto pen. It's like we all knew
that though. Like, dude, do you think his fucking
arthritic fucking crusty hands could have signed
anything? Yeah, but I think, you know, we're
so divided on party lines. Like, you see, like,
every Democrat in the fucking House votes yes
for a bill. Every Republican votes no. Like,
there should be some people, like, you know,
I think the best people are in between because
they consider both sides. Like, having one side
that's right all the time. you have to consider
some things from the other side. Right. I'm dead
in the middle, bro. Really? No. I mean, so on
my values, yes. But currently, that position's
no fun to fucking fight with people, dude. So
I just like, I go hard to the right. It's a lot
more fun for just getting in little fucking spats.
You can get in spats with conservatives. They
fucking, they go hard. They fucking start quoting
Bible verses. Yeah. Just look at Tyler. Yeah.
Yeah. Tyler, I feel like Tyler, given the opportunity,
he might be far right. I think he, I know he
already was. I think he was. Yeah. And he came
back a little center, but yeah. That thing was
fucking funny where they're trying to ban anything
with trans. So they like bands like transmissions.
They were talking about transgenic mice, right?
Which are mice that have implanted genes of another
species. And Trump's like, I abandoned those
transgender mice. I don't want nothing to do
with nothing trans. I don't want no transistors.
No transmission. Transmitters. No transmitters.
Yeah. No radios anymore. Right. What else is
trans? Transatlantic. Yep. Transdermal. Transdermal.
Yeah. No more nicotine patches. Yeah. Fuck, man.
So, yeah, we're actually being led by an agent
of the KGB. Yeah, I mean, you keep saying that,
but... Do you know Trump was actually recruited
in 1986 by the KGB? Dude, we already tried this.
We wasted like $15 billion in legal fees. Not
billion, but I think it was like $60 million
or something with the whole Russiagate thing.
It's like, dude, it's not going to work. It's
just not going to fucking work. Dude, Trump fucking...
He tried in 2000. The fucking KGB tried to get
Trump elected in 2000, but his campaign failed.
That sounds like... You know how sometimes I
just come up with these bullshit conspiracies
and I just yank them out of my ass? And so...
That's exactly what that's... 9 -11 was actually
done by the KGB in response to Trump not getting
elected. Yeah, I mean... Well, you know, there
are some connections there, but because we were
both fighting the Taliban. Or no, no, no. We
armed the Taliban. The Taliban were fighting
Russia. I thought Russia armed the Taliban. No,
we did. We did to take out the Russians. Yeah,
but that was before. No, you're right. You just
solved 9 -11, bro. I know, right? Holy fuck.
I told you. Live on the air. Dude, delete this
episode. Delete this right now. You think I'm
right? Well, I mean, we just put the fucking
puzzle pieces together, bro. Right? Because we
were arming the Taliban to take out the Russians
in Afghanistan. Yeah. Because there's something
that the fucking Russians wanted there. Yeah.
So then what if they just like said, Oh, okay.
Well, you fucking killed our soldiers, took out
our helicopters with your fucking surface to
air missiles and your shoulder fired missiles
or whatever. Okay. Okay. We'll see. We'll see
about that. And then they just whispered in the
ear of the Taliban. They're like, Hey, we'll
give you some money. If you come over here and
you got to do something for me, you got to fly
some planes and some buildings in New York city.
It's going to be, it's not going to be that hard.
I'm one into the Pentagon, you know? And then
they're like, Oh yeah. How much money? And he's
20 versions, right? Whispering in their fucking
ear. And then they're just like, yeah. And then
they got them juiced up and then they probably
have their own version of like MK Ultra and got
these guys all fucking hyped up to go fly some
fucking commercial airliners into some buildings.
Yeah, dude. And it was the Taliban. It was all
the Taliban. It's like, dude, what if the whole
fucking thing in Afghanistan was us really fighting
a proxy war with Russia? It was. That's all it
always was. Fuck, bro. Because didn't, you know,
we fought the Taliban right after, you know,
9 -11. And didn't Russia give aid to Afghanistan
and shit? Dude, based on this theory we just
put together, I think it's quite plausible. Yeah.
I think they did, actually. I believe it. The
Russians are... I mean, dude, I understand you
got to be the baddest dude on the block to take
care of your people. Yeah. But the Russians fucking
eat glass, bro. They just do not give a fuck.
I know. I saw that video of the guy getting arrested
for holding up the blank sheet of paper, and
I was like, I would never want to live there.
Yeah. That's like a fucking dictatorship. Right.
Well, it's like, you know. Fucking totalitarian.
That's like 1985. However you got to keep people
in line, bro. That's just how they do it. That's
their flavor. Fucking Elon's going to. You know,
start arresting people. I saw, you know, Trump
was trying to arrest people that were protesting
the war in Gaza or the people that were on the
Palestine side. Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard about
that. Like he's trying to put down the, you know,
like the movement. Right. The protests that they're
having. Yeah, but that's just because, you know,
Trump is, He's all about Israel. Yeah. Yeah.
So anything that's against Israel, he's just,
you know. Our president is really fucking Netanyahu.
No, he's not. He actually is. No, he's not. Oh,
no. I'm sorry. Putin is our president. Oh, no.
It was Elon Musk. Right. You don't even know.
You just want everybody you don't like to be.
It's just the oligarchy speaking. That's a buzzword.
That's a buzzword. It's Trump and Elon. That's
a buzzword. Controlled by basically. You didn't
know what an oligarch was, fucking. 10 years
ago, five years ago. You'd have been like, what
the fuck is an oligarch? So Trump's the president,
right? But who is he being controlled by? He's
being controlled by foreign dictators and billionaires.
No, no, no, dude, come on. It's obvious who owns
him, though. No, no. How do you not see that?
Putin and Elon Musk obviously own Trump. Bro,
no. You know who owns Trump? Who owns everybody?
is the banks and this whole thing with Canada.
Is that why we like we have to support Israel
so much? Yes. Yes. To keep it simple. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. That's exactly why and that's okay. Whatever.
Don't talk about it. So, you know, Canada doesn't
allow us banks, right? And that's not okay. Because
we have the best banks. You want our banks, right?
So Canada, the Canadian dollar or whatever the
fuck they call it, I don't know if it's called
a dollar. What is it? I think it's Canadian dollar.
Oh, fine. Canadian dollar. They copy everything
we do. It's down like 40 or 50 % right now. So
Canada has a very weak economy. So if you put
these... these tariffs on canada they can't sustain
that dude you put them on the uh canada they're
fucked yeah yeah i mean they have a right to
be angry about it okay be angry about it you
you don't have one nuclear missile dude not one
nuclear weapon but we protect them with ours
so we we foot the bill for the nuclear weapons
but they signed a treaty that says oh we don't
get involved but the u .s will protect us so
basically they're saying well we don't want to
pay for it okay but you can protect us We want
all the benefits of paying into it without having
to pay into it. Oh, and you can't have your banks
here. So it's just the Royal bank of Canada.
Why don't they have nuclear weapons? Like they
just don't want to pay for it or they just aren't
allowed. So they're not paying their fair share
at all. We protect all of Canada, the United
States. Why is that fair that we have to maintain
this arsenal of weapons that costs like $70 billion
over the course of 10 years. All right. To maintain
them. Like, why the fuck do we have to do that?
But why did Canada have to go to war with Japan
after Pearl Harbor? Did they? I don't know. Did
they? Canada was in World War II. They were literally
on one of the beaches in Normandy. I mean, you
could have fooled me. Because of Pearl Harbor.
Canada joined the war because the United States
was attacked. Would they sound like five people?
No, they literally had one of the beaches in
Normandy was just a Canadian. Yeah, one of five,
one of five. How many really was Canada? But
if you know how many it was, half the world were
on the allies, right? Okay, I mean, I'm sure
if you say it was like one France, one England,
I think it was all America and there was one
there was one United States and that was at Omaha
Beach. Oh, I thought it was all America. Just
fucking up the world. It was one American. I
guess the American unit at Omaha Beach got fucked
up the most. That's why it's famous. Oh. Yeah,
like they like fucking took heavy losses there.
They're probably like fucking Canada's here.
They're like, yeah, shoot at Canada. What the
fuck? What is happening right now? Yeah, so it
was like Canada on one beach in the US, England,
France and something else. Wow, but that's fucking
crazy, dude. Maybe too British. Actually, I got
to go watch some movies and like get brushed
up on that shit again. Yeah, you ever watch Saving
Private Ryan? Yeah. That movie's hardcore. That
movie was actually, it was supposed to be, when
they actually watched the movie for the first
time, like the people rating it, it was supposed
to be like NC -17 rating, which is like worse
than R, which is like, it's like a super adult
video. Right. But they had, they made it R because
of the historical accuracy. Right. I could, that
totally makes sense because it's not just like
gore for like the fun of it. You know what I
mean? It's like gore for like, this is, this
is what fucking happened. Megan said she like
passed out during middle school in the movie
or something. Really? Oh my God. Wow. I mean,
it was pretty like that, that scene on the, uh,
on the beaches of Normandy. Like you got to think
like there's no going back. Once you get in that
boat, you can't fucking swim back. Like you're
going into the bullet fire and like you're either
going to die or, you know, you're going to overtake
every single German machine gun. God, that's
fucking wild, bro. God, what the fuck, man? I
mean. Only thing you have to hide behind is those
fucking. What were those fucking X shaped pillars?
Oh yeah. Those are like tank stoppers. Oh right.
Yeah. They use them in Ukraine still. Oh right.
Yeah. They're just like two bars cause tanks
can't get over them for some reason. They like
fucks them up. That's the only thing they had
to hide behind. God, that's fucking wild bro.
God, they just, can you imagine just being on
that and you're like, there's no way out. I probably
would have shit myself dude. Yeah. I mean you,
I think there was a scene, actually, where the
guy was puking before. Wow. I mean, it had to
be fucking scary. Tom Hanks, though, was pretty
brave about it. What was his role again? I think
it was a lieutenant or a sergeant or something.
He was the leader of the little group that they
had. I don't know what it's called. Battalion,
unit, whatever. Do you think... Do you think
war is natural or unnatural? Oh, I think it's
very natural. I mean, you look at fucking, I
don't know, animals, right? There's groups of
animals. You fucking fuck with a herd of, I don't
know, something in the wild. And they fucking
all, like, say a lion, right, attacks like a
fucking gazelle or like a herd of fucking gazelle.
And all the fucking gazelle just fucking, you
know, attack the lion back because they outnumber
them. There's a war is natural, I think. Yeah.
You know, I think that I think war actually serves
a couple of purposes in nature because I think
I was talking about this before how we think
that the things we do as humans are unnatural,
right? Like flying in an airplane, you're like,
oh, that's just like an unnatural human thing.
I think it's natural, but it's like stupid. It's
something that we shouldn't do. What is the purpose?
What is the point of a million people dying in
the Ukraine war when it's all just about a little
piece of land? Right. What's the point of that?
Well, it's over resources, right? Yeah. And nature
balances out resources somehow, right? We think
that we're, I know I've gotten into this before,
but we think that we're separate from the earth,
right? But we're actually just something that
the earth does and the earth peoples. It makes
peoples. It makes people like, just like a fruit
tree makes fruit, right? The earth makes people.
Yeah. All your, all the molecules in your body
came from something else in the earth. Right.
And you only exist because there was, there was
a sliver of resources available in nature for
you to exist. There was enough calories in the
environment for your mother to have the right
hormone profile to produce a child. And same
with your father. There's enough available resources
for you to exist. Tyler would say that's proof
of God. I mean, it's proof that if there's enough
calories, then humans can exist. Exactly. Proof
of God. And you're like, we're shaped by our
environment. Like, you know, you see, like, if
you look at, we'll use a cat as an example, right?
You see its ears and you see it's like eyes and
it's the shape of its body, its claws. All that
is molded by the environment, right? The environmental
pressures put on it shape it, right? So we just
see the cat. But a cat is actually a representation
of what the environment looks like, right? So
what food was available determines how big it
can be, right? What food it had to hunt determines
if it has claws or not, you know? How sharp its
teeth have to be. All these things through evolution.
So when you look at something that's living,
you're actually seeing the negative of the environment.
You know what I mean? You're seeing the opposite.
We think that we are the thing, but we are actually
just a mold of the environment, right? So it's
like if you took a mold and you shaped something,
right? Like the mold is the thing. The thing
that fills the void in the mold is not the thing.
That's just the thing that comes out of it. Yeah,
I agree. Does that make sense? Yeah, the thing.
Am I getting too out there? No, no, no. I got
it. The thing. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So
the environment is the thing. It's the actual
thing that's going to be here forever, has been
here forever, and will remain. And we're just
a byproduct of the thing, you know? Right. But
we have a role in the environment, right? So
what do humans do? Humans gather resources, right?
That's what we take. We developed trichomatic
color vision to see fruit, right? Right fruit
on a tree. That's why we have color vision. Really?
So we take, you know, the plant seeds that are
in the fruit and we bring it with us. We eat
it and we throw those seeds somewhere. We don't
eat the seeds. Right. Yeah. So we disperse the
seeds for the plants. So it's like, that's part
of what we do. And then we take resources from
like lower levels in the food chain and move
them up. Right. So, and the other thing humans
like to do is they like to go, they like to travel.
Right. We think all the things we like are just
like, Oh, that's your personality. That's like
different people. It's like people really like
to travel. They like to go other places. Their
genes change when they travel. So. maybe like
what's that all about are you saying they're
transgenic no no but like um get that shit out
of here so we developed airplanes that's not
in war developed airplanes so there's another
reason why like war might exist but you know
how much fuel we take out of the ground to pump
into airplanes must have been crazy for the first
people that ever flew fucking planes they're
like i don't know if i'm gonna die like in this
contraption yeah but dude what's the other fucking
option you're just gonna sit around and fucking
eat oatmeal like dude shit was born what they
did oh i want to go dance at a ball and learn
to play violin and eat oatmeal and that's it
there's like nothing else to do it's like it's
like dude i would you want to fucking do something
you know Yeah, get something cooking like there's
fucking nothing. Fuck that. Yeah, they had to
do something like you're getting blowies from
the same fucking town hooker. You know, it's
like you've done everything seen everything.
Yeah, it was like in Red Dead. Yeah, all you
have to do is just murder people and be a serial
killer. Was I getting too far off on a tangent
with the plane thing? No, I don't think so. Well,
what I was saying is that maybe our purpose.
is to extract hydrocarbons from the ground and
release them into the atmosphere. And we think
we have some big purpose and that's actually
our only purpose. And that's why people like
going fast and they like flying and they like
doing all these things that expel hydrocarbons,
you know, because it releases carbon dioxide,
which feeds plants. And then maybe there's a
negative feedback mechanism. So that happens,
that starts to happen too much and there's too
much carbon dioxide and then something catastrophic
happens. catastrophic happens and kills us all
and then it all resets and it's a natural cycle
that just goes throughout history and we have
it takes so long for this cycle to repeat that
we don't see the last one it was so long ago
that that that last one that happened is covered
in like 50 feet of soil you know 50 feet of dirt
Yeah, what if there was a fucking civilization
that got, you know, more advanced than us and
they're just buried under all the dirt? I think
it's quite possible. I mean, we've dug like,
you know, in the dirt, but what if there's under
that, like farther down than we've ever dug,
right? Right, and what if it just keeps happening
and building and building on top of the earth
and like all these... I think the farthest they've
ever dug down was like 2 % of the earth. Right.
Yeah. You have no idea what's down there. Right.
Millions of fucking years. Millions, bro. What
the fuck is down there, dude? I was thinking
about how, you know, they say like it's proof
of God that we exist because we can't see any
other evidence of alien life. Like we're the
only fucking life that we have seen so far. Yeah.
And why isn't there like other people? But you
got to think about how big the universe is. Like
another civilization would have to evolve that
had the ability to communicate with us. We don't
have the ability to communicate with like a civilization
that's millions of light years away yet, do we?
So they wouldn't have the ability to communicate
with us either. Do you think they're out there?
They're definitely out there. And like the universe
that we can actually see is only like probably
2%. Right. Of the entire universe. It could be
infinite. We don't know. I don't think, I don't
think, I mean, it'd be cool to meet them, but
bro, look how we treat people that are just a
fucking couple of notches below us. Right. Like
we go to Somalia and just like, look how we treat
those people. What if we were the Somalians to
them? You know what I mean? Yeah. I think they
are out there and we actually already met them.
They just keep them contained. You think we already
met them? Yeah, like at Area 51 and shit. We
might have. It's possible. But I think if we
aren't the only thing, it's pretty depressing,
bro. Like if we aren't the only thing and there's
something smarter than us out there, that's kind
of fucking depressing. If something's smarter,
if somebody's smarter than... us discovers us
you know it's not long until they fucking colonize
and enslave and kill us right like we did to
the native americans well the other thing is
is like what if we're already enslaved and we
just don't know it yeah you know i mean we have
nuclear weapons but can't launch a nuke at a
fucking planet that's you know light years away
dude i mean ah it's kind of scary to think about
bro but that's when you start hoping that there
is a god you know yeah i mean there's no way
to know i mean dude the worst thing that could
happen like dying isn't the worst thing right
yeah no sometimes living is the worst thing right
like dying i mean you know Dying is easy. Living
is harder. What even is dying? Like, what is
that? What is dying? I'd say if you ask like
a doctor, it's the cessation of brain activity
and respiration and cardiac output. So consciousness
just ceases. Yeah. Just stops. It's a stop of
consciousness. That's what death really, I mean,
besides the whole mechanical reasons, right?
Right. So it's the end of consciousness. Right?
So if something is trying to get you in this
realm and it kills you, you die. You just, your
consciousness just stops. Nothing really happens.
Oh. Right. So that's actually like, that's pretty,
that's not bad. But what if you believe in God
and you have to be like judged and all that shit,
go to hell? Go to heaven. I don't know. Dude,
it just shuts off. You just shut off. That's
it. The worst thing that can happen is you just
shut off. And we're all going to just shut off.
But we're so ingrained to be afraid of that.
Right. Why? Because, I don't know. It's just
evolution, I guess. You want things that are
able to protect themselves. are more inclined
to survive. And so everybody's just ingrained
to have a fear of death. Because that's just
evolution. You have to be afraid of death. What
is fear? Fear is actually generated in the amygdala.
It's just like a response from chemicals in your
brain causing, I don't know how else to describe
it, fear. But you just shut off, dude. Yeah.
That's it. That's the worst. You think of the
absolute worst situation you could be in. The
worst thing that happens is you just shut off.
So that's like an atheist perspective. Is that
just nothing? You know, there's nothing after
you die. And where do you go? Where does it go?
Where does consciousness go? The consciousness
just stops? It just stops. Yeah. It's like when
you shut off, like when you say, when you shut
off a computer. Where does its consciousness
go? Where does its fucking memory go? It's like
it's on the memory card. And when you disconnect
that, it's gone. Right. Like we have memories
ingrained in our brain. But if there's no oxygen
to our brain, our brain doesn't work. Right.
But why does it have to work? Why does it have
to work? Yeah. Why is your body doing all this
work to make everything? Right. Because we say
that the main reason you do everything is to
stay alive. Right. So you're for your survival.
Yeah. But why? Why? Why are we surviving? Like,
why? What is why? Why survive? Right. What is
the purpose? Right. What's the point of surviving?
It's a lot easier to be dead. You don't have
to gather resources. You don't have to do anything.
So if the universe is a path of least resistance
to everything, that would be an anomaly because
being dead takes a lot less energy. right than
being alive yeah so what's all the hubbub about
being fucking alive i know that's what some people
fucking i guess realize and that's what um you
know a lot of people with like depression and
shit are like what is actually the point of being
alive right there's just this drive by everything
though like everything just wants to be alive
it wants to live what what is that all about
I think it's just a natural response that's ingrained
in your brain from all those millions of years
of evolution. Right. So if that plays out, dude,
right? Everything just wants to live. We're just
here to gather resources, right? Find the most
suitable mate, right? Make a child. And then
that process repeats, right? Yeah. So, you know,
women are like the gatekeepers. of like keeping
men in check, right? If you're acceptable, if
you're an acceptable sexual partner, if you have
what it takes, right? Yeah. So they're like,
they're the gatekeepers. So not just anybody
can procreate, right? You have to pass the test.
You have to show that you have resources. She
has to show that she has physical resources.
Well, anybody can procreate. Well, no, I mean,
you need approval from a woman, right? Not necessarily.
People that just rape people. There's that, too.
Like the current president. But then they get
stoned. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure he did that.
I'm sure as a billionaire, he needs to rape people.
I saw the funniest video yesterday. Where it's
like this biker dude on a bike, you know, wearing
sunglasses. He's got a sign on the back of his
motorcycle that says, fuck Trump. And this fucking
guy in a pickup truck, Trump supporter, comes
along. And he starts screaming at him. And he's
like, fuck you, man. Your fucking president's
a fucking rapist. Oh, my God. And they just scream
at each other. It's fucking funny as shit. Dude,
it's fucking crazy because we all think that
we're not slaves. right like you said i would
never live in russia right it's so bad over there
yeah but we're slaves to fucking capitalism we're
slaves to fucking whatever the media tells us
is true whatever they want whatever flavor actually
slaves to capital whatever flavor of whatever
they want us to believe right gets implanted
into our brains by watching the news right like
watching all these stories on our fucking cell
phone we just get indoctrinated and we're actually
slaves We're actually safe because the people,
1 % of people are controlling 99 % of people.
How though? Remember how you were talking about
feudalism? I was basically, I'm middle class
or I'm lower class. My parents are middle class.
It's just fucking generational. Unless some anomaly
happens, you're always going to be in the same
class. Like all the rich people are going to
have fucking money passed down to them. And those
people are always going to have more than people
who grew up with nothing. And it's like just
modern fucking slavery. But how are you a slave
to them though? We're a slave to the rich people
because they're making us work in, you know.
Casey, do you know that us having like showers
in our house? That's a thing that happened in
the last hundred years, like having running water.
That's like, for most of human history, that
has not existed. You live in the top 0 .5 % of
human beings that have ever existed on this planet.
How are you a slave? You live, it just goes to
show that no matter what people have, they will
always want more, right? So that is like, you
have it so good. It couldn't be better, and you're
mad that somebody else has it better. That's
insane. I didn't say that. If you have running
water, you have a fucking box in your kitchen
that you open up and there's food 24 -7. You
don't even have to go outside to get water. You
flick a little lever and water comes out. You
don't even have to go outside to take a shit.
You sit down on something that somebody else
invented because of capitalism. You know, because
somebody was getting paid. It's okay for people
to get paid, right? So somebody invented the
toilet. All these things because of capitalism.
Because they want to have a better life. Because
they want to obtain resources. That's what humans
do. They obtain resources. So because of that,
that's why we have all these things. But what
do you want? What is it that you don't like about
these fucking billionaires, Casey? So if I work
harder, if I say I do a really good job and I
work harder, very efficient at work, I'm just
a working class person and I make more money
for the company, who gets the money? I don't
get the money. I still get paid the same. The
fucking billionaires get the money. What do the
billionaires do? Nothing. Start your own business.
I did the work. I did the hard work. Start your
own business. Nobody's stopping you. Well, I
mean, it's part of that generational wealth thing
where I think you have to have... Do you know
the average generational wealth lasts like three
generations before it's all spent? Sure, but
I need to have $50 ,000 to $100 ,000 to start
up a business. I don't have... Go take out a
loan. But I'm already so much in debt from student
loans and shit. Okay, but these are all decisions
that Casey made. Actually, some of them are decisions
that were very much my parents. See, but we're
getting down to the root cause of all your problems,
right? Why you're mad at billionaires. So like,
dude, it's like once you get past like $60 ,000
a year, your life does not get that much better,
bro. That's, like, statistically proven. Oh,
no, I remember that. It was, like, I think it
was around $80 ,000. Right. Where $80 ,000 would
be, like, the optimal salary. Like, if you have
any more money, then... I forget what happens.
It's just, like, you're, like, you can become...
You can have too much money. Right. Where there
needs to be some kind of challenge that you need
to go through. Like, humans have to have, like,
a challenge or, like, a puzzle to solve. They
can't just, like... if you're fucking given everything
all the time, you're not, you don't feel like
you accomplished anything. Right. Right. No.
Yeah, bro. I mean, it's never been better and
you're just sitting here bashing capitalism.
It's like, but then you're like, oh, but I would
never live in Russia, but fuck capitalism. Fuck.
I could retire. If I just, if I just put 15 %
of my income into a 401k for like 30 years, I
can be a millionaire, but fuck capitalism. It
doesn't exist anywhere on planet Earth. There's
never been a time in history when you could take
just 15 % to 20 % of your income and shove it
away into a 401k. Your company matches some of
it, and it grows at 9 % to 10 % without you doing
anything every year. That's insanity. That's
free money, dude. You get to be a millionaire.
You could if you had enough money to invest and
didn't need that money to live. Dude, but 15
% of your income, it's like nothing, dude. And
you'll be a millionaire by the time you go to
retire. You'll be a millionaire. You don't get
to access that money until you retire. What if
you die when you're 50? So what? It's like, dude,
that's retirement. That's what it's all about.
You work hard while you're young and then when
you're old. But what if you die when you're 50?
I mean, so what? So what? So you never get to
access all that money. What was the point of
all that money that you were making? Live a life
that you don't need to have all that money. Or
you could live a life that... Or you can just
sit around and be jealous of billionaires. Like,
which one is a better option, dude? Well, or
you could live a life that, you know, you're
involved in. It's not, like you said, it's not
like you don't always want to sit in an office
all the time. Right. Like you want to, humans
want to... do stuff that makes them happy. They
want to go outside and fucking enjoy life sometimes.
They don't want to be a slave to work all the
time. Right. You don't have to be. Wow. I mean,
if you're a minimum wage or worker, you have
to be, you know, working 80 hours to afford to
live, afford a family. Yeah. I mean, you know,
dude, maybe with AI, we could get some universal
basic income. You know, I'm not off the UBI train.
I think it's a pretty good idea. Maybe we could
get AI to make more money, just make it more
money available. Then we just have more money.
I mean, that's kind of going to happen. I mean,
it's going to increase our GDP. Yeah. What if
we just get AI to mine Bitcoin and just put it
in our bank account? We're already doing that
though. No, like what if we use that for the
debt? I mean, I don't think that would work.
It all comes down to basically... I mean, the
government could do that. They could mine Bitcoin,
but they just like to print money. It's just
easier. But maybe I think Bitcoin has some actual
value, whereas if you're just printing money,
it's just paper. Right. Like now... Now Bitcoin
doesn't really actually have any value. It only
has as much value as people say it has. Right,
but now everything's electronic and... you know,
a lot of things are being bought, bought with
crypto. So I think it has a lot more value now,
you know, went up from a cent to a hundred thousand
dollars in the last 10 years. Right. Yeah. It'll
be interesting to see where it goes. Did you
say you knew some guy that like had like a bunch
of Bitcoin in like 2010 or somebody said that?
Oh, no. I mean, I knew one person that happened
to have a little bit because they were buying
drugs on the dark web back in the day. So they
just happened to, which is fucking crazy because
probably so many people did that, right? You
know what's even scarier, dude, is that there's
probably people that were buying some real fucked
up shit on the dark web. Oh, there is, yeah.
I've watched those YouTube videos. And now those
guys are kabillionaires. Oh, right. Right, because
they were like buying child porn on the fucking
dark web. And they said, oh, yeah, well, I used
fucking Bitcoin to buy that back fucking 20 years
ago. Like, oh, let me see what it's worth now.
And then they're fucking billionaires. Imagine
if you left like 20 Bitcoins in your wallet like
10 years ago. Right. And now you just have like
over 200K. Fuck, we just made all those pedophiles
fucking billionaires. God damn it. God damn it.
Motherfucker. I saw that guy, you know. On the
dark web, there used to be that website called
Silk Road where you could just buy all the drugs.
Yeah. And the FBI kept taking it down. And the
one guy who made it actually just kept fucking
putting it up over and over again and just renaming
it something else. But I guess the FBI finally
got to him and he got like in prison for a bunch
of shit. Yeah, he got, what's that called? Pardoned
by Trump. He got pardoned. Why? Because it's
like not that serious of a fucking offense. Not
that serious. Yeah. He led a drug empire online.
Yeah. I mean, he just provided a website. He
probably had thousands of counts of felonies.
Yeah, but he just made the website. He didn't
actually do anything illegal. It was like Craigslist.
But for drugs. Well, it's not necessarily for
that. It's for anything. But he kept putting
it up and it was taken down. Right. Because he
was like, that was his livelihood, you know?
I mean, you could make an argument either way,
I think. It's just, it's like having a website
like Craigslist, you know? It's like, if there's
prostitutes on Craigslist, it's like, that's
not the owner of Craigslist's fault, you know?
It's like, if people are fucking calling hookers
on their cell phone, it's not Apple's fault,
you know? They're just the ones that are providing
the thing that people are using to do bad shit,
you know? Yeah, the best thing that Trump did
was pardon Kodak Black, the rapper. Yeah, see,
you don't give him enough credit, bro. You gotta
give him some credit. That was like the best
thing he did. We got a meme president. This shit
is awesome, dude. What do you think people are
saying? Elon actually was supported that he wants
Trump to pardon Derek Chauvin. Who's that? The
guy that killed George Floyd. He didn't say that.
No, Elon wants him to. No way. No, I'm serious.
Elon wants him to pardon Derek Chauvin. No. And
they're getting Trump to try to consider it.
That's fucking insane, dude. Why would you poke
that bear? But he literally murdered somebody.
There was clear video of him murdering somebody.
Is that murder? I mean, he put his knee on his
neck and suffocated him while he was in handcuffs.
I mean, you know, I don't know. I'd have to look
more into it. you never saw the george floyd
yes i saw the video yeah i mean it's fucked up
you know but you don't know what kind of fucking
brute strength this fucking hood crackhead had
you know maybe this guy i mean he had a reputation
for like beating up pregnant women so he's kind
of a scumbag so maybe this cop like i guess this
cop knew him beforehand Like, had interactions
with him. Knew he was a straight scumbag. I never
said he was a good guy. Right. And it's like,
you see that thing with the corrections officers
in the New York State Prison that killed that
guy? Yeah. Yeah, that was fucked up. Yeah, that
was messed up. It was like a, I think it was
more like a pack mentality kind of thing where,
you know, everybody else is doing this, so it's
okay for me to do this. I think, I think you
kind of get like the same people on both sides
of the bars in a prison. It's like the COs aren't
that much different than the inmates. Oh, yeah.
I know. When we're talking about IQ, it's like
pretty comparable. Just because you're a cop
doesn't mean you're a good person. There's bad
cops. There's good criminals. Yeah, but COs aren't
really cops. They're officers. Yeah, I mean,
technically. Not really. They're fucking dressed
like janitors, bro. I know, but would you want
to be in a prison with all these fucking murderers
and people that don't care about the law? No,
nobody wants to do that. There's three of officers
in a unit and there's like 50 prisoners that
don't care about the law. You're supposed to
guard them without a weapon. Right, it's a joke.
It's like, what are you going to do? Yeah. It's
like, who would sign up for that? I know. And
I just saw that Kathy Hochul fired the 2 ,000
people that were still protesting. Yeah, that's
striking. In just typical New York fashion. Right.
Like, oh, you're going to challenge us? But who's
going to replace them? The National Guard? Are
they going to stay there forever? Right. Nobody's
going to do that fucking job. Oh, yeah. Let me
make 50 grand a year to go dress like a janitor
and fucking fight hood rats. And you know...
Fuck no, bro. Right? No. I'm not doing that.
And like the Army, the National Guard and the
Army and shit and our friend Farley is basically
being forward. Because you can't say no to that.
Right. You can't just quit the Army. Right. Like
you have to do what they fucking tell you. Dude,
that shit sucks. And now, actually, he was saying
how he was doing 12 -hour shifts for 14 days
and just fighting the female prisoners at this
max security prison. And he was just, they got
out of the line, so he was just fucking popping
them. Well, dude, it's like, they probably don't
have fucking guns. No, they can't. They can't
allow guns in the prison. That's fucking wild,
bro. Because if somebody, A prisoner fucking
gets a gun, that's really bad. That's a way for
them to hurt so many people. I think that Kathy
Hochul might not know what the National Guard
is. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know. But our
friend Farley isn't even in the National Guard.
He's in the Army, isn't he? Army National Guard.
Oh. Yeah. I thought he was in the Army. Didn't
he go to Somalia? Yeah, but it's the Army National
Guard. I guess I'm confused as to what that is.
Google it. Let's look it up. That's fucking ridiculous,
bro. It's like, but that's typical New York shit,
dude. Oh, it's a state -based part -time military
force that serves as a reserve for the U .S.
Army capable of responding to both state and
federal missions. But it's also the New York
National Guard, right? It's called. The Army
National Guard. But I think it goes by state,
too. Right. But I think the military is just
the U S military. Right. But I think they have
like soldiers that are available to the state
governors as well as like the federal. Yeah.
Like Trump can control them, but also the governors
can control them. Dude, it's fucking like, this
is what, this is what lost the left and election
is them flexing their nuts. I know. And it's
like, why? I don't think there's anybody in the
fucking state that thinks it's a good idea what
the fuck she's doing. It's like, just give them
what they're looking for, dude. They're not asking
for more money. They're just asking for a safe
fucking place to work. So come up with some way
to reprimand inmates so they don't have to fear
for their lives on a 24 -hour shift. Right. What
the fuck are you doing, bro? They're making 50
grand a fucking year. It's like while you're
sitting in Albany getting fed fucking grapes.
You know what I mean? What the fuck is happening?
How out of touch are you? Dude, Kathy Hochul
is like... Remember how I said, I think last
episode, they told her the COs were striking.
She's like, what about? Dude, so fucking out
of touch. So out of touch. It's like they were
bashing Albany on this fucking college basketball
game, right? Did you see that? It was like...
six months ago or seven months ago. No. Yeah.
Somebody was like, it was at U Albany and, uh,
the cast, it was on ESPN and the caster was like,
uh, the news, the ESPN newscaster or whatever
was like, uh, oh yeah, good luck finding anything
to do in Albany. Right. And it caused, yeah,
it causes big fucking uproar. And, uh, I think
it was, uh, I think it was either Kathy Hochul
or Sheehan, Mayor Sheehan. I don't know which
one it is. They're like, oh, we have plenty to
do in Albany. There's this pub and that pub and
this pub. And it's like, yeah, no shit. If you
want to sit around, eat pizza and drink fucking
beer, like Albany is pretty fucking good. Anywhere
in the northern latitudes is good if that's your
thing. But it's like if you're looking to do,
I don't know, anything fucking else. Go to the
beach. Yeah, it's not fucking good, bro. And
I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but it's
like. You know, if you brought some fucking industry
here and there's jobs and attracts people to
the area and then they bring, you know, their
businesses, their family have businesses and
it just brings an energy to the area that just
doesn't exist. Like they're out of fucking touch.
They're so fucking clueless, these people. She
literally had the fucking nerve to say, oh, we
have a really good pub. A really good bar in
Albany. It's like, yeah, wow. Yeah, there's no
other city in this country that has a good bar.
Yeah, you're right. Albany's the place I'm going
to go for a nice fucking bar. Let me drive across
the country. Let me drive from Florida to Albany
to go to a bar. Right. It's like you're promoting
alcoholism. It's like, that's the good thing
we got here. It's like, God, these fucking people.
What do we really have that's special? What,
in Albany? Yeah, yeah. We got those fucking big
buildings. Empire State Plaza. That's pretty
cool to look at. Whenever I'm like... It's cool
to look at, but you can't really do that multiple
days in a row. I do it every day. Really? I go
to my break room window and I just stare at them.
And I'm just like, oh, I'm like an actual...
I'm an actual slave. Did you know when Nelson
Rockefeller built that shit, he like... kicked
all the poor people out of where they built it
like the street where he built it he was just
like goodbye yeah i was like didn't pay them
at all yeah i was watching this documentary about
it on pbs and uh they at the end of the documentary
they had a list like scrolling credits but it
was like all the businesses that got kicked out
of the area yeah and it just went on for like
five minutes Just fucking gone. I mean, but at
least we got that, you know, and if you're into
looking at tall buildings, that's a pretty good
thing to have. Yeah. I mean, you could just stand
there all day and, you know, look at a building.
Right. And I like to do that occasionally. I
know a lot of other people that like to do that.
And you can see them from a lot of places, too.
Like if you go across the river, you can see
it from there. If you go to the Halderbergs and
Thatcher Park, you can see it from there. So
there's a lot of places you can see it. And it's,
you know, that's good. Yeah, that's where I used
to live. Yeah. Yep. And that's where it ends,
though. just looking at it and then what do you
do you go uh you go to the bar and get drunk
you go to the bar and get drunk because what
else you know i mean some pizza i'm not saying
there's a good new york pizza yeah i mean dude
like look there was a time in my life and that
was my thing i like to eat pizza and drink right
but now you're just like thinking about moving
to florida right and i never dude i never when
i was a pizza a pizza eater and a beer drinker
i never fucking thought about like how much winter
suck in New York. Cause it just didn't cross
my mind. I'm like, I think, yeah, a lot of people
like just, uh, in the winter they just use alcohol
to warm up. Why not? It's the greatest thing.
But dude, once I started like exercising every
day and eating really healthy, I'm like, yo,
this is kind of shitty dude. Taking your vitamins.
Right, right. But, um, I kinda, I think I'm going
to go back to a pizza and beer. day a week you
know you should it should be like the podcast
day you can have some beers right i do miss it
i miss it terribly but do you oh yeah are you
kidding me dude there's nothing better so you
don't drink at all no no i think the last drink
i had was a couple years ago here i had a shot
oh really yeah and then maybe before that jeff
campos's wedding damn so that's it That's crazy.
I mean, I guess a little bit of alcohol is supposed
to be good for your system. Like if it's just
like a glass of red wine a week or some shit
like that. Yeah, I think that's great. Antioxidants.
Yeah, polyphenols, all that shit. It's real good
for you. Yeah. Just not too much. In excess,
probably not good for you. Right. I got to pee.
Can we take a break? I actually, it's 1230. I
should probably get going. All right. So this
is a half episode. So it's about the bonus episode.
Thanks for listening. We'll see you on episode
100 in Lake Placid. Join us next week. This will
be interesting. All right. As always, be kind
to yourselves and each other. We out. Fuck off.
For all we know robots have souls. We just don't
know if they do or don't how do you know? Have
you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become
ghosts? They're killing already born babies and
sell them to the Chinese. Alien race. somewhere
in China in some base there are super soldiers
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall they have
dread and super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials
they are aliens I do not negotiate with parents
I do not while holding their pulse, feel them
die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,
beep! Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen
it happen. I think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds. They know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they
are going to make them so fucking real. They're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if you cut it open you're going to see blood
guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology
which by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension is an
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it up. He said that he was doing this shit. George
Soros actually