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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah, but I see some little dead beast back, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes! Where the fuck did this yearman come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Ugh, they're killing... they're killing all the already-born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The alien race exists as...
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking about the Saotron. They have dreaded super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not associate with them!
Alright, welcome to the Untitled Podcast. Episode 99.
I'm here, fucking mobile with Dan, Daniel Delaney.
And Tyler's... Tyler's, uh, I think sleeping, not responding.
We gotta go fucking... we're on a mission to go find them.
At Waterpoint.
I'm kinda fuckin'...
Ugh, gotta take some of this Red Bull.
So what do you got... what are you taking there in your vitamin shop?
What's that?
What were you taking in your vitamin bottle there? You're taking some supplements?
I was taking a little vitamin R to help me with Jeopardy tonight.
So I could finally take... Tyler's been winning a little too much.
And he said, I'm gonna put an end to that tonight.
So we got a little help from some vitamin R.
Starting route to Waterpoint.
Oh, you're gonna have to leave that on.
In about one and a half miles, turn right onto Second Avenue.
So, yeah, of course these, uh, these PEDs, these performance enhancing drugs, are of course prescribed.
So, the Untitled Podcast does not promote...
Dan's kinda driving like he's in an ambulance right now.
Might wanna... might wanna...
Oh, yup.
Took it down there with those illegal...
In one mile, turn right onto Second Avenue.
Uh, so I was talking about...
They're legal, completely legal.
Right.
They are! What else would they...
The bottle's got my name on it.
Oh, so what does it get?
Vitamin R.
Oh, vitamin R. I've never heard of vitamin R. What does that do?
Uh, it picks you up a little bit.
I feel like that's what you say about every vitamin, huh?
Yeah, no, this one's not a vitamin.
Stay in the right lane.
Take a right?
Oh, no, no, straight.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see how that works. You know, traffic laws and stuff.
It's been a while since we, uh, rode around in a car, ambulance or something.
We used to do ambulance sessions, podcasts, where we'd be like...
I remember riding around at Fortress Fly that night, remember?
Yeah, that was awesome.
Back in the day.
Talking about all the fucking, uh...
You know, the fucking chicks that were walking around Washington Park.
Oh.
That's back when Albany was pretty nice.
Now it's a fucking liberal hellhole.
I think it's been a liberal hellhole for a while.
It's just getting, uh, getting a lot worse.
It's a liberal meal pad.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's what I was talking about with Tyler this week is like...
Anytime it goes too far in one direction or you have like one party that's controlling...
Oh, shit.
Controlling the whole city or the whole state or whatever, it just leads to corruption.
And like, it leads to people not having really any checks.
Right.
Like if you don't have any opposition, you can just fucking do whatever you want.
You know.
Go past this light.
Then at the next one, turn right.
The liberals have been in control of New York State for a little too long.
I think we ought to bring some Republican leadership back.
Like Mayor Jennings.
When Mayor Jennings?
When he was the mayor.
At the light, turn right.
Yeah, my grandpa was friend with him.
Your grandpa was friends with him in New York.
Unbelievable.
Was he a Republican?
Yeah.
He was the last Republican mayor of Albany.
Oh, I thought he was Doug Grant.
Which one?
Oh, right.
No, Albany was legit.
Yeah, let me make sure we go on the right way here.
At the light.
So left, right, right.
Left here?
Left here.
Ty was going to be like, what the fuck?
Ty was going to fucking come out with his shotgun and be like.
Or he's not there.
Oh, the broken glass on the street, I think, right there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's safety glass.
We're good.
All right.
Some of these windows.
At the stop sign, turn right onto Broadway.
Yeah, what was I saying?
How your grandfather betrayed Mayor Jennings, right?
Oh, no, he didn't betray him.
He's still friendly.
I mean, he's still he was friends with him.
In one and a half miles, the destination is on your left.
Like a principal or what?
A provisional.
You ever been here?
Oh, they got an ambulance and a fire truck there.
Used to go there all the time.
Oh, at Boll Hawk?
Yeah.
I don't remember that really.
All the time.
I think I kind of remember this place.
My grandpa was like the vice principal of one of the Albany schools.
Oh, was he?
Yeah.
So he got some new in there.
Was this your mom's dad or your dad's dad?
Yeah, my mom's dad.
Wow.
What did your grandma do?
She was a homemaker.
Yeah, basically, she retired when she was 40-ish, I think.
She had my sister kind of or my aunt.
Oh, yeah, we'll keep going straight.
She had my aunt like 15 years or something after my mom.
Oh, wow.
Came like a stay at home mom.
She worked at the state health department.
In one mile, the destination is on your left.
What mile?
The destination is on our left, the highway is on the left.
Now, his house is like the, I think, the last one of the last ones on the left.
Oh, because this is a military base.
Yeah.
The arsenal, right?
My other grandparents lived by the arsenal in Waterville, eat their whole life.
Well, basically, my dad's whole life.
So is there any merit to what Tyler was saying about the random explosions going off or is that just Tyler?
Here?
Yeah.
Or in the arsenal?
Like in all of Waterville.
Oh, I didn't hear that part.
There might be some like drones flying over there.
Oh, I see where his house is on that.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah.
Some drones.
Yeah.
Fucking, you hear like the terrorists are starting again on Canada and Mexico and fucking China.
China and Canada are retaliating.
The fucking governor or whatever you call it of Ontario says he's going to shut off the power to 1.5 million Americans in New York and Minnesota, Michigan.
Yeah.
That'd be so fucking funny.
What's his name?
Ford?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's the one who got caught doing crack.
Oh, is he still the governor?
Apparently.
Yeah.
He said I will shut off your power.
I will shut off the Americans power with a smile on my face.
That's what he said.
Yeah, that's fine, dude.
I see everybody loves America when it's in balance.
Right.
And they're getting they're getting something out of it.
But as soon as America starts looking out for America, nobody likes America.
It's like it's fun when you're getting a fucking paycheck.
You know, like if you're getting like China loves selling stuff to the US.
But the minute we're like there's going to be tariffs and we're going to balance out this trade deficit.
Now they're talking about war.
It's like, oh, go, go fuck yourselves.
Like, honestly, you fucking pussy.
And obviously, we're not going to get into a fucking war with Canada because so much we have such a bigger military.
Canada wouldn't really be a war, but I think it's just the principle of it.
Like, it's kind of like Russia overtaking Ukraine, just like a weaker nation that is their ally that they should be, you know, trying to be on the same side as them.
Oh, yeah.
The destination is on your left.
Arrived.
Just park on the street.
No, we're going to pull in.
Here's his car.
So here's Tyler's car.
Oh, we found Tyler's car.
He decides not to answer that license plate off.
Probably got to turn around here.
All right, I'm giving them a call.
I'm a guy got a pause recording.
Our back and we're fucking staking out Tyler's house, all the fucking lights are off.
I think we might.
Yeah, I think we might have to call fire for the box box.
Should I go knock on his door?
Well, you knock on his door.
I'll stay.
I'll stay here for cover.
What if he's got like a family?
Well, then he won't be here.
He won't answer.
Well, his car is here.
I feel like a dick.
You knock and I'll stay here for cover in case he comes out with a shotgun.
I think you think priestess have good like you think they're like bulletproof, like the doors and shit.
Because I was watching like cop videos and they say like the cops, if they're getting to a shootout, like if you stay in your car or like by your car, you're dead.
Basically, that's what they said.
No.
Yeah, because like it goes like the thing about like the bullets can go through the glass and like it can eventually penetrate the doors.
So what do you just start running?
Well, you have to find a better cover, like behind a building or some shit.
Why don't they put plates in the doors?
Yeah, I guess they could put like bulletproof plates or have it like the presidential vehicle.
It's all fucking bulletproof.
Well, I mean, that'd be a little expensive, but they should at least have like do a lot of things like just even steel plates are bulletproof.
Right.
You know, doesn't have to be like I think ceramic is both of you, right?
So I feel like if you shot a bullet at ceramic, it would probably blow it up.
Yeah, but I think it can stop it because they wear ceramic plates.
Oh, is that what bulletproof vests are made of?
Well, the plates are.
So like the bulletproof vests are Kevlar, I think.
Yeah.
They're Kevlar, but I think they have a carrier that holds like ceramic plates on the outside because ceramics light and it will stop the bullet.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like the lengths that they go to to do what's it called?
The beast, the car that takes the president around places.
Oh, right.
And they have like fucking bags of his blood in the fucking car and shit.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
They actually that's how Ronald Reagan survived.
The assassination attempt was they fucking transfuse them in the car.
Yeah.
Wow.
And they got to the hospital really quickly.
Dude, I would love to have like like after reading trauma records for so long, I would love to have a supply of autologous packed blood cells.
Because I don't want somebody else's fucking blood.
Oh, yeah, you could just do it.
Do a self transfusion.
Yeah.
They're good.
They can freeze them for 10 years.
All right.
Let me go bang on his door.
All right.
Am I going to do this?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll give it a little knock.
Or should we do like a fuck with him like like a ghost?
Just give it like a knock.
Like, you know, don't wake the neighbors up.
And see if he answers.
I may be witnessing Dan's death.
I don't know.
All right, Dan's knocking on the door.
No answer yet.
His lights are still off.
I think Tyler might have been on Sleeping Beauty today.
No luck.
Well, fucking lights didn't even come on.
I'm sure he'll wake up in within an hour.
It was fun, though, having the ambulance session here.
Maybe he's not here.
His car's here.
His car's here, but maybe he's not.
What does his girlfriend drive?
I don't know.
All right.
Well, we tried.
I don't want to bang on the door.
I knocked twice.
Well, Tyler's dead.
That's official.
So.
This is his.
Yeah, he's upstairs.
His lights are on.
What if Tyler was just fucking murdered?
And like now we're like, why did you go there and not report it?
What were you doing?
All right.
This is our there are alibi here.
This video, this voice recording is our alibi.
We documented the whole thing.
We tried.
What is that?
What?
Oh, is your seatbelt.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
How do I get back here?
Maps.
Oh, you got GPS on this shit.
Yeah.
2014 GPS.
Yeah, you just got to go back to Route 2 and then go take a left.
Damn.
Look how you drive with your high beams on everywhere.
Yeah, well, there's no cars.
Like in a city with streetlights.
I think I just like can't see that great at night.
So like gives me like makes me feel better.
But about the the terrorists, I think like once if the, you know,
one point five million Americans power goes out, I think it will wake a lot of people up.
Like this is for real.
Dude, power's not going out.
You think you think Canada gives us they have the power to do it.
I mean, it's one point five million.
I mean, it's that's like what, two percent of the U.S. but it's still like American population that you're cutting their fucking power.
Like it's still going to ruin fucking cities.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, I don't think that I don't think they have the balls to do it.
It's like Trump said he was going to do reciprocal tariffs.
He started the tariffs.
He started a 25 percent tariff.
And then they put a 25 percent tariff on us.
You know, yeah, I mean, dude, they're not going to survive without us, though.
I really like in trade war and Trump's the one who he's like, oh, this fucking agreement is Canada, Mexico trade agreement is, you know, so bad.
But he's the one who actually made it in his first term.
I don't know. He did.
He made the fucking trade agreement in probably like 2017 or some shit with Canada and Mexico.
Joe Biden didn't make it. Trump did.
And so he's basically fighting himself.
Why would he be complaining about his own trade agreement?
Because people don't people don't read fucking history.
All right, we're going to look at the fucking news.
He's the one who fucking made it.
We're looking that up when we get back.
Because he could say anything about even if it's something he did, he's like, oh, that's so I was so fucking great because I'm going to fix it.
Dude, honestly, the last four years are so bad.
He could just about do anything and I'd probably support him.
Flash.
It was just so like, well, that's the problem, though.
It's like, you know, before the fucking Nazis came into power, fucking Germany was basically bankrupt.
They had, you know, they were using money as their fucking fuel for fires because the money was worthless.
And it was better use this fucking fuel.
So people are like, oh, we want, you know, a strong leader who's going to unite us.
And that's what Hitler did.
And, you know, people supported them for five, like for five, ten years.
Do I just go?
Yeah, take a right.
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe there's some similarities.
But I mean, dude, what's the other option?
To just to just keep giving money away, to just keep hammering money like I don't understand.
I don't understand, like, I think people are all up in arms.
It's like, dude, we're tightening up our we're tightening up our our bank account, our budget.
Right.
Like we're trying to make sure there's a country, you know, it's like and everybody just wants to give money away.
It's ridiculous.
I don't think we should be giving money to Israel.
Keep fucking doing that.
I think we should be kind of supporting Ukraine a little bit to not give the Russians, you know, make it the fucking Soviet Union again.
That was a bad, bad time the first time.
Well, now that we cut off funding to Ukraine, it's like now they're not backed by the U.S.
It's like that was a pretty fucking stupid move, huh?
Right.
Well, they they really fucked around and found out. So OK, this could this could lead to World War Three.
It could. And he was like, you see that, you know, we talked about like the meeting with Zelensky that they had in the Oval Office.
And he was like, you're playing with World War Three.
Yeah, I mean, he actually is, though, legitimately.
OK, so say we we pull out right and. Russia keeps attacking, right?
So we're not supporting them. They're going to now they could they could take over all of Ukraine if they wanted without the U.S.
support, right? Right. So they're already giving up their territory.
And like, you know, in a year or two when all the fucking when nobody's you know, we forgot about it, they're just going to go and annex Ukraine again.
Or at least, you know, start another invasion.
Well, no. So we stop giving support to Ukraine.
They're going to get pounded, right? With no support at all.
Russia just support from all the European countries. Right.
But Russia could literally just without the U.S. support, though, the U.S.
If you look at it, the U.S. actually gives less money per person.
Like, say it's like five dollars per person, it's like ten dollars per person in like England and France that they give Ukraine for the war.
Really? Yeah. Yeah. Like per person. You mean you mean in the European Union?
Yeah. I mean, like any country like Great Britain, France, all these countries in Europe, they're giving more money per person than the United States is to Ukraine.
Right. So we've we've given Ukraine.
I did the math the other day.
Imagine every gas station in America, we gave them a check for two point five million dollars.
That's how much money we've given Ukraine.
How much was the total?
It was three hundred and fifty billion.
Three hundred and fifty billion.
Three hundred and fifty billion. And there's one hundred and sixty thousand gas stations in the U.S.
It would be like giving each gas station two point two point five million dollars.
Do you think we can afford that?
I don't know, because Elon says Elon says he saved so much money that he can give Americans, you know, five thousand dollars each.
Which is if you do the math on that, five thousand dollars times three hundred million Americans is about one.
Is this the turn for your house?
You say the left lane, just keep going.
So, yeah. What were you saying?
Five thousand dollars. Oh, yeah.
If you if you calculate five thousand dollars for American, it's about one trillion dollars that Elon says he saved so far with Dodge.
Do you think he's really saved that much money?
I think I think he has. But all these things he's coming up with, to be honest with you,
there's only been one that it's like really convincing, not convincing, but it's like, OK, that was a waste of money.
Yes, but it wasn't a lot of money. Right.
Like some of them, once you start getting up into the like deck of millions, right, like forty million dollars for transgender studies in Portugal.
That's fucking wild. Like that's that's ridiculous.
For what? Transgender studies in Portugal? Something like that.
Didn't hear about that. Right. And then there was one where there was what was it?
A hundred million just sitting in an account.
They literally just had it in an account, like unassigned, something like that.
It was I forget what the lady's name was, but she's some politician.
The money was just in her account.
It's like, what are you doing with this money here?
Yeah, I really don't know. It's like, yeah, you just have a tenth of a billion dollars.
Just I don't know. Next one.
This one. Next. Yeah.
Second, like take a look.
Oh, there's two. Yeah.
Next one. Oh, next. Yeah.
Fuck. So.
Yeah, I think it's I think it's really good what they're doing now.
Are they going to be able to do enough?
To make a difference, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I mean, that's what Elon is claiming that he saved that much money.
And I think so he's like flirting with the idea of giving us five thousand dollars each.
If he fucking doesn't do that, then they're like, how would you feel about him?
If he gave five thousand checks?
I would say, where the fuck did that money come from?
Would you be a little pissed? Like, wait a second.
Do you know how much that would prop up the economy?
To people took that and spent that consumer goods.
I would say, OK, if they were going to do that, say that you can have this five thousand dollar check,
but you have to spend it on American made goods.
That's right. Right. You cannot go to Amazon and spend this.
Because then it's just going to go straight to China.
I'll tell you what I do. I give fucking hundred dollars to nine eleven first responders.
That's something that I would do with the money.
I think I would probably hit night.
I don't take that shit.
Take that shit. The night moves. Fucking keep it popping.
You got to spend it on American. I'm going to spend it.
All right. We're back to the back to the studio.
It was fun. That was like ambulance sessions.
I was thinking to help the.
Overcome my fear of being in a car, I'll tell you on the podcast, the story.
Probably the one person you should be afraid of.
I know. All right. All right. We'll see you on the podcast.
Welcome to Unto the Podcast.
Episode ninety nine.
The one before one hundred.
Oh, yeah. We're back. We're back in the studio after a failed mission to find Tyler.
My.
Tyler also knows that Tyler was fucking and franking it.
Hiding upstairs with the lights off.
Oh, that's what you meant by he was like, yeah, he's hiding upstairs.
The lights off. He's got fucking he's got the fucking Dan knocking on his door.
You're not seeing. Are you harboring enemies of the state?
But we got me and Daniel here for episode ninety nine.
Pretty excited about episode one hundred and Lake Placid.
Two weeks. Yeah, I got to take that off of work.
Yeah. Yeah. What date? What date? March 20.
Yeah, I got to take it off. Yeah, I should take it off.
Wait, you said what day of the week is it? Thursday. Yeah, I got to take it off.
I'm sorry, folks. I mean, an apple here.
I'm trying to be healthy, but the delivery guy brought a bunch of food to Casey's too.
Yeah, for free. Yeah.
So I got somebody fucking.
It was funny. They took the wrong name.
It was like for like Chelsea or something.
The wrong name and the wrong address on the order and the wrong order.
It's like it's like you could have looked at any of those three things and be like, this is the wrong house.
I can tell you what the problem was.
Marijuana.
Like, dude, if you're if you're a kid working in a pizza shop, what are you doing?
Yeah, I mean, it was a real trip to ride in your car today.
Hi. But that was fun, though.
What was the story that you said you wanted to say about the suicide boys?
So I was at the Toyota dealer.
And there's this like lanky, tatted up kid and working behind the service desk.
Yeah. And he had like huge gauges in his ears.
And he's just like always every time I go in there, he's he's just like such a character.
But he stopped dead in his tracks while I was talking to him.
Yeah. He looks in the distance and he goes.
That's suicide boys.
I know that tune anywhere.
Right. And I was just like, you know, this guy is fucking the suicide boys with fire.
Yeah. But he's like he stopped and he's like looks in the distance.
Right. Like I was where you are, like behind the counter, you know, on the other side.
Yeah. And he's just like, that's suicide boys.
I know that tune anywhere. Right.
And so then he just like snap back into reality.
And there's this fucking like five hundred pound lady.
I should I should be careful because somebody might know like what dealership I'm talking about.
But it was like five hundred pound lady that also works behind the desk.
And she came back with like three pieces of pizza.
Right. And it's just like trying to like take my order.
Right. Like for parts.
And he looks over at her and he's like pissed off.
Right. And he's like shaking his head.
And he says to me, he's like, she doesn't need that.
Right. And then she comes around.
And behind behind you, like while you're standing at the desk, there's a soda machine.
So she comes around to the soda machine and he's just like looking at her just with his grimace on his face.
He's shaking his head like, man, she doesn't fucking she's got to slow down.
There's this type of shit.
Dude, you know what?
She's fucking happy. You know, whatever.
Fat and happy. Fat and happy.
Sometimes it's better than, you know, skinny and miserable.
Right. Or being happy and homeless.
Yeah. Can the homeless be happy? I don't know.
Dude, that's the only way to be happy. I'm convinced.
Yeah. I mean, fucking, you know, the Democrats are, I think, causing a lot of homelessness.
Actually, we were talking about at work.
If you see in Honolulu, Hawaii, they have to have like homeless camps on the beach and they're not allowed to sleep during the daytime.
So basically they stay up.
I think they stay up all night.
I know it's they're not allowed to sleep at night on the beach.
Right. In Honolulu.
So the homeless like pitch their fucking tents and there's like a mass number of like fucking homeless people in Honolulu.
And they fucking pinch their tents on the beach and they stay up all night.
And, you know, some of them do drugs or whatever.
But then they fucking sleep during the day because that's when they're allowed to sleep on the beach.
Wow. That's like how they.
I mean, would you really be so unhappy if you're homeless in Honolulu?
No, that's like that's why there's so many homeless people in California, because it's just such the weather is perfect.
It's like what better place to be? There's no hurricanes.
You know, if there's hurricanes, make sure there'd be a lot less homeless people.
It's like, you know, if you look at it like that, hurricanes kind of, you know, it's like taking a bath.
Comes along and like wipes out all the homeless people.
And then I mean, how do we lose fucking expensive shit?
So you got to think, is it like is it, you know, beneficial or could you still be happy if you lived in Honolulu but you didn't have a home?
Like you were just sleeping in fucking tents and living on the beach.
I would know. I mean, dude, because you kind of got to have somewhere like sort of a little shelter.
They could have a little beach bungalows for them. That'd be pretty fucking cool.
Not like a lean to, you know, I would rock that.
Right.
That'd be awesome.
What do you think the solution to eliminate those homeless people like to house those homeless people?
What do I think the solution is?
Yeah.
Well, I think you have to get to the bottom of the mental health crisis.
Right.
Yeah, definitely.
And then I think some people just aren't, I don't know.
Some people just don't want help.
You know, they just want to, I don't know, I guess they're just stuck in like the drug cycle where they're just doing drugs on the street and they're just now living to do drugs.
You know, I think that there's I think there's enough old abandoned factories and shopping malls that you could set up like kind of like a quick shelter.
Right. Like just quick, quick houses.
Yeah.
Like out of like, what do they call those? Like Connex boxes. Right. What are those fucking called? Storage containers.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Shipping containers.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah. Like if you're a company that just like converted those into houses for the homeless.
Yeah.
You just fucking take those and then when you want to get rid of these people, you know, it's the right size.
It fits perfectly onto a train and then you just ship it. That's what they do with those.
So we're just shipping homeless people.
Yeah. And then we can just ship them. Have you ever seen them stacked on a ship, on a transport ship?
Oh, so like we take all the fucking homeless people in Honolulu. We put them on the fucking cargo ship.
We just ship them to just like.
Well, no, no, no. You get them used to thinking that this is a little house they have. It's like their home.
And then we're like, we're going to find you a better home. Right. And then you take that and you ship it to like China.
What if hear me out? We took all the homeless people in America and just put them in the same location, just like I had a city dedicated to just being fucking for homeless people.
And then we built like, you know, like a million fucking just tents and they could just go in and out of the fucking tents and all the homeless people are just in that fucking city.
Dude, that'd be awesome. That'd be great. No, even better. Like, yeah, there's that. Right. But then that city has a Coliseum.
Yeah.
And then you fight that.
And then you slowly down. Right. You whittle it down to the last standing bum. Yeah. It's like a game show.
That'd be fucking amazing. I would pay money to see that called the last bum. Yeah.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah. What else? You know, homeless people. I mean, you don't see too many of them like out on the streets of Albany. I feel like they've got they've got it pretty much under control.
I think the homeless people might be other places though, because they're I don't know. They definitely come into my hospital.
Yeah. I mean, there's but they're always regulars or generally. Yeah. Yeah.
There's like one guy, literally one guy checks in at the same time. Basically comes in at midnight. He says he's he has an itch because, you know, he's itchy because he doesn't take a shower because he's homeless.
Yeah, that'll do that. Being homeless. You know, sleep in his little waiting room for six hours or whatever.
Does he take a shower? No, they don't let him. Oh, well, then he's going to be itchy. Let the guy take a shower.
I know my fucking hospital because then it's like, why are you here though? Like if you don't have a medical problem, why are you here? Just take a shower.
We can't give every homeless people homeless person in Albany a fucking shower because I know the memorial.
I don't even want to say that, but then the fucking hospital would turn into like a homeless shelter. Basically, right.
I think that they should be able to like mark people as homeless and identify when they're just abusing the system because, dude, how much of our fucking national debt is just homeless people doing that shit?
I looked at this one guy. He had, I think, 3000 ER visits last two years. Oh my God. 3000. Yeah. Do the math on that.
Three times a day. Three a day. What the fuck? That's insane. I know I looked at it. I was like, dude, they got to pay every time.
The only way I could look at it because I was scrolling down and it shows like how many items are loaded and every visit is like an item.
So I got down to like two years. I went down to two years. It was like 3000 items. Oh my God. Wow. So he just lives in the hospitals.
Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I mean, some people jump from like, they like, you know, they get discharged from one hospital kicked out of one hospital. They just go to a fucking other one.
Wow, dude. That's one way to live though. Make up a name and then just get a bunch of money charged to that. You don't even have to make up a name.
Just give them your real name and you get to fucking, you know, the doctor is so busy. They don't have time to go. They don't always have time to just go fucking dismiss a homeless person.
Right. Because everybody has to be seen by a doctor. So sometimes they fucking get to stay there for eight hours. Just sleep.
Dude, you could hospital hop around the country and nobody would know. You just work your way from city to city.
Yeah. I mean, these people just do it with just the four hospitals in the city. Yeah. But I mean, if you, cause eventually they'd know I'm saying if you just wanted to be like, like a, what do they call that? Vagrant?
Yeah. Vagabond. Yeah. You just want to drip. You want to be a doctor. Yeah. Hospital. The hospital. You have like the stick with the thing.
You just go around calling the ambulance, right? Give them a fake fucking name. So they can't tell you yet. Right. Right. And then they take you to the hospital. He sleep the night. Dude, you could, you could, I bet that you could work your way across the country just on ambulance rides.
Right. Yeah, you could just, and then get a free place to stay at a hospital, get your vitals checked. You know, hey, see how I'm doing. Right. They probably won't even check your vitals.
I mean, these people aren't paying for it. They're homeless. They don't have money. They're, you know, living on system. Nobody's who's paying for it. The fucking government's paying for it. Right. Which is really the taxpayers. But man. Yeah. So I mean, right. If somebody gave us a fake name in that ambulance, it's up to the billing to figure out if it's fake or not. Right. Yeah. There's nothing you can do about it. They give you a fake name and fake social. Yeah. I mean, you have to write it down.
Yeah. I mean, you have to write. Yeah. What they say. Right. And then you get to the hospital and you give them a fake name. So if you never have a fake name, they are, you never have a real name. They can't bill you. Right. So you get a free place to stay for the night. Yeah. And that's what some people that have realized that if I check into the ER, I can just, you know, have this place in the waiting room. That's not in the cold for, you know, six hours and I can be, you know, sleep here. It's ingenious. Right. But I mean, only a few homeless people do that.
Being homeless is, I don't think it's that bad, man. I think it's a good way to live.
Happy and homeless. We had a situation where, you know, the guy actually was that guy that would fucking comes in every day for the itching and shit. And it was like a cold. It was like that day that it was like literally negative two degrees a few months ago.
And so they fucking discharge this guy in like 15 minutes this time. They're like, we got to get it. Security is like, we got to get this fucking guy out of here. So it was like negative two degrees.
And the charge nurse was like, well, we have to get him a ride right to the city mission. We can't just discharge him. It's negative two degrees fucking weather to die. And security is like, well, you can't wait inside for the ride.
He's got to wait outside. And I guess eventually we didn't even give him a ride. So we're just like basically taking care of people and kicking them out into fucking negative degree weather to freeze. It doesn't make any sense. How the fuck?
How the fuck does he not have a ride? How can they do that? What do you mean? Like, how can they just send him off without a ride? Oh, he probably like some Uber drivers will pull up and be like this guy. I'm not taking this guy.
I'm not taking this guy. Oh, great. Yeah. And we can't, you know, we can't call ambulance to take him to the city mission. Damn. Yeah, that sucks for him. Like if they're so fucking disheveled. But usually most people like that are fucking schizophrenic or have some kind of mental health issue.
Yeah. Yeah.
Was it you that was saying you picked up one of our coworkers at the city mission?
No, I don't think so. No, no. Maybe Tyler. Somebody was the someone of our coworkers. They used to work at Mohawk.
Oh, oh, like they, they became became homeless. Yes. You got to tell me who that is. Yeah, I'll tell you off the air. Damn. Yeah, I thought we talked about that. No, I didn't hear about that. Okay.
That's crazy. Yeah. Remind me. I heard of another coworker that we used to work with that got charged with murder. Oh, oh, wait. Who? Well, I can't say I'm not gonna say I don't hear.
Got charged with murder like recently. Yeah, this is the one that Linsky put in the chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You saw that you remember. Yeah, I don't think it's murder though.
Or no stabbing attempted murder. Stabbing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. I'm trying to actually think of the name of the first one.
Fuck. I can't think of that's crazy. You like go to the call. You find your fucking former coworker in the fucking homeless shelter. It's wild, dude.
It's ridiculous. It's crazy how far you can fall. Maybe she figured it out. Maybe she's just driving ambulances around the city. She's like this is maybe she was just like she figured out what we just figured out.
She's like this is a half bed being an EMT is not far from being homeless. Right.
But yeah, what else are we going to talk about?
There's something else I wanted to bring up.
Oh yeah, we talked about this whole fucking shit with Ukraine.
The fucking meeting with JD Vance and Rubio and how Rubio is just sitting there like trying to sink into the couch.
And I made that meme that was like kind of fit each one of us perfectly where like Trump was like Tyler.
This is Linsky and you were JD Vance. Yeah, it's like like JD Vance is like you have to say please and thank you.
Mr. Zinzowinski. Yeah, that was really fucking awkward, dude. I've never seen anything like that in American politics and they're like they're like we have to. Oh, next time we have to have this meeting in private right like some things.
You just have to do in private, but I don't think any should be anything should be private. I think every fucking conference the American people should know about like I want to see that shit.
I want to see what's going on. That sounds good, but what you're overlooking is that one in ten people.
So there's their IQ is so well that they can't do anything without being counterproductive. Right. Okay, so they can't be known this stuff because the minute
they start knowing stuff they think that they haven't they have to have an opinion on it and it's like really it's like no you need to go drive a forklift.
That's what you're supposed to be doing. Not even a for they can't even do that. But really like in all honesty, they can't even drive a forklift. Yes, that would be productive. You can be productive. Yeah, forklift. You can get forklift certified.
Yeah, like I say I say that jokingly that one in ten people have such a low IQ that they can't do anything without being counterproductive. It's true. Yeah, right. Some days. That's me. Okay, but you have off days sometimes in reality.
That's that's an actual statistic from a psychologist. Okay, I know. I mean, I used to have days where I fucking missed every IV that's fucking counterproductive. Yeah, but that's not I know this is like what I would.
What I would what I would picture what I picture when I hear the psychologist talk about this Jordan Peterson actually this is during one of his Harvard lectures he brought that up because he said it's a real problem in society. He's like you can't just like he said Republicans think that that everybody can work right.
You can get everybody a job and then like liberals think that you can just give everybody a paycheck and he's like what Republicans don't understand is that literally these people are so stupid that they cannot do like. I forget what percentage of people can't be admitted into the armed services because their IQ is too low. You have to take an IQ test to be in the military. Well, the as bab is it's built in like if you can't pass the
as bab then it basically says your IQ is below like I think it's 83 anybody with an IQ below 83 can't be admitted into the armed services.
That's hilarious. Yeah, so it's illegal actually.
Oh, I'm just they just announced that they're kicking all the trans people out of the military, kicking them out. Yeah, they'll be discharged.
No way. Yeah, like a couple days ago.
Wow, Trump did it. I don't know how I feel about that.
I thought they're in dude. Well, I thought you were saying like trans people take hormones. It's not fucking safe for them to it's not safe for them to be on infantry.
But if you're like an air traffic controller, you know, in the military like who cares.
You know, well actually that you might not want to do that one either.
But if you if you have a job where you're sitting at a desk in the military, like that's kind of fucked up to just kick them out.
I know it's really fucked up. I don't agree with that because you let them they let them in.
Under new policy from the Pentagon, the military has been ordered to identify transgender troops and remove them from service troops.
Yeah, but it didn't say it didn't say what is it like? Well, truth is a troop like that's anybody in the military troops.
I think a troop is just somewhat means somebody that's in the military. Right.
Oh, maybe that's kind of fucked up, dude. I don't agree with that.
I it's one thing if you're like we're not going to allow any more beyond this point. Right.
Yeah, that's fine. Trump's second trans military ban shows that the old Republican Party is dead.
It's all MAGA now. Yeah, that's fine.
I don't got a problem with that. But what else? I did see something good.
A an executive order today. It was mandatory death penalty for someone who kills a police officer.
That that actually happened. He signed an executive order.
Yeah, mandatory mandatory death penalty. But usually the punishments right?
Like if you if you're like a murderer, you get tried by the state. You don't get tried federally.
Right. So I think if you kill the police officer, it would go become a federal matter and they would mandate that you get the death penalty.
I mean, I think that's right. I think if you if you kill a police officer in cold blood, like shoot them, like not like accidentally or something like that.
But murder. First degree. Yes, absolutely. Dude.
Like, yeah, you know, you can say, well, I was an addict at the time and I was on drugs. I didn't know what I was doing.
It's like that sucks, dude. Too bad. He was just fucking working.
You know, he was just trying to make fucking money for his fucking family.
So I think, yeah, any, you know, any type of first responder, even like nurses.
Did you see that thing in Pennsylvania a couple of weeks ago where the guy took the other nurses in the ICU hostage?
No. The guy fucking his wife died. Right.
And so he came back with a gun, took all the nurses in the ICU hostage, killed like two of them.
Oh, the police came in. He killed a police officer and then they shot him.
Oh, my God. Yeah. I see you. What the fuck?
That's fucking crazy. I know. This was in Pennsylvania. Yeah. Where?
Oh, let me look it up. Fucking dude. Can you imagine going?
You're like, I fucking hate my job. Right.
And then somebody fucking brings a gun in. Oh, my God.
Um, police officer and suspected hostage taker killed in Pennsylvania.
Hospital shootout that was UPMC Memorial Hospital.
What city? UPMC Memorial.
York, Pennsylvania.
Which side of Pennsylvania is that on?
Where is that?
It's like in the kind of like in the southern part, southeast part by Maryland.
Huh. How come I didn't hear about that?
So many things have been fucking happening recently.
I was trying to find the did you see like when they were like, do you own a fucking suit?
Dude, that shit was hilarious.
But the thing is, is like, dude, Elon Musk also doesn't wear a suit.
I know that's what makes it fucking funny. And I think he started wearing one after that.
Oh, did he? Yeah. Why don't you wear a suit?
You're the highest level in this country's office and you refuse to wear a suit.
Just want to see if you will own a suit. Yeah. Yeah.
He goes back at him. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the dignity of this office.
I will wear a costume after this war will finish.
Yes, maybe one. Maybe something like yours. Yes.
Maybe some something better. I don't know.
He's trying to be as sarcastic about it. It's fucking funny.
Thank you. He's like, maybe I'll wear a fucking nicer suit than you.
Maybe I won't. I just I like how he's like, yeah, maybe I'll wear a costume.
Because it's like, I mean, dude, it is disrespectful as fuck.
You know, it's like you never see Putin in a suit. He's in war, too.
Well, that's because he started the war. Yeah. Well, I mean, it doesn't really matter.
It's like who started it? Where your fucking suit wartime Winston Churchill didn't wear a suit.
Yeah, I mean, but it's like they're getting fucking three hundred and fifty billion dollars.
Did I? Oh, I said this because you're going to add what we said in the car about the two point five million dollars for every gas station in America.
If the federal government just signed a check for two point five million dollars for every gas station, every hundred and sixty thousand gas stations in the U.S., that's how much money we've given Ukraine.
Oh, damn fucking wild. But yeah, dude, you know, it's like
if somebody gave you that much money, like, yeah, have some respect.
Like, be respectful to the country. I don't think what was he doing that was disrespectful?
Well, I think they want to end it. Right. And he wants so they want to end it and they want to take a mineral deal where the U.S. will benefit, you know, off of the Ukraine's fucking minerals.
And part of that deal is that Ukraine will give up the territories that they were fighting over to Russia.
So, I mean, they don't want to give up their own territory, their own fucking people to Russia. They want their fucking territory back.
Right. And I think it's like one fifth. But yeah, 17, 18 percent. We've talked about this before.
Right. They had a 20 billion dollar. Russia gave them 20 billion dollars. And basically, the deal was we're going to supply you with energy.
It was a loan. Right. Twenty billion dollar loan. And Ukraine said, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Like, you supply us with energy and all this stuff. It's worth 20 billion dollars. However, it worked out.
And then the deal was is that they don't try and join NATO. So they said, yeah, that's good. Thanks for the money.
And then they turned around and tried to join me. And it's like, OK, they want part of that, too, is that they want to join NATO.
And why is why is Elon and Trump saying that they want to leave NATO and fucking leave the UN and all this shit?
Because it costs money. But the only countries that aren't in the UN are like North, North, fucking Korea.
Yeah. But I mean, they want to get rid of it because it's costing us money and nobody's paying into it.
So Trump said he's like, you know, the United Nations could be a really good thing, but they're not paying.
They're like nobody's paying up, you know, like nobody's paying into it to keep it afloat.
Like the United States is is paying for everything to make the United States so like the United Nations has a military.
Right. And what he's saying basically is like from what I understand, like imagine all that those tanks and all those weapons and everything we're paying for.
So if that costs billions of dollars, we're paying for it. So we're just we're getting rid of everything that's in every country.
Doesn't every country have to pay for United, but they don't.
That's the problem is that they're all obligated to pay and they don't pay.
So anything that's not benefiting benefiting us directly, we're getting rid of.
So if we're on the if we get the short end of the stick just because we're the United States, we have the money like we're getting rid of it.
So that's I'm I'm sure a lot of this is like scare tactics to to get people to pay their fair share to show he's not fucking around.
Right. Like the United States isn't fucking around anymore.
And I think part of what's going on, too, is, dude, when you when you just print money.
Right. Like we printed during Covid when you just print trillions of dollars like that.
All right. It's like it's like a rubber band effect.
Right. Like you're not going to feel it right away. Right.
You got to have something to back the money up. Right. You got to have something to back it up.
Eventually, you're not going to you can, you know, forestall and delay the pain.
But you hear that Trump wants to go to Fort Knox and actually physically inspect the gold reserves.
He should. Why? Why wouldn't he?
Why would you just believe that it's there?
I mean, why would you just say, oh, yeah, I've got a lot of faith that the most valuable substance.
I heard they weren't letting him into Fort Knox because he's not in the military.
He's he's the commander. I know that's why it's funny.
Did they really not let him in? Yeah.
I mean, that's like a news story that I guess it was. See if that's true.
Because I do. If he wants to go in, he can fucking go in.
He can do whatever he wants.
Trump and Musk raised questions without evidence about whether the nation's goal that Fort Knox has been stolen.
Oh, hey, well, look, do you saw Trump?
OK, OK. They raise concern without evidence.
You know what happens when my taxes get audited?
They're raising concern without any evidence. It's called an audit.
They just check randomly. It's a random check.
Not not accusing me of anything. It's just saying, hey, let's make sure that this is this guy is legit.
Right. Like, let's make sure he's doing his taxes properly.
Let's make sure he's not stealing any money. It's called an audit.
That's what an audit is. Not it isn't an accusation that you're doing anything wrong.
It's an audit. Right.
So it says President Donald Trump is casting doubt without providing evidence over whether much of the nation's store of gold still exists at the famous U.S.
Bullion Depos.
Very Fort Knox, Kentucky, raising questions about whether somebody stole it.
What's more, he said he wants to go to Fort Knox to see for himself.
The ultra secure facility holds approximately one hundred forty seven million ounces of gold according to the U.S.
Mint, Elon Musk, who is repeatedly questioned the whereabouts of the gold, the express skepticism comes despite Trump's Treasury Secretary Scott Best sent,
saying that there is an audit every year and all the gold is present and counted for.
I don't know. Wouldn't that be crazy if it was audited and it's all there.
But then in reality, the fuck took the gold.
Well, I mean, nobody's saying that it's not there, but they're just saying, like, let's check to make sure you see what this is.
So obvious what they're doing, dude. They're accounting for assets.
All right. They're they're doing their budget like this is they're balancing the books.
Why can't you just send some military general and be like, is there gold in here?
Because he wants to know for certain he's getting right down to the nitty gritty.
He's balancing the U.S. checkbook.
So things that are they got canceling subscriptions, right?
Just like you would balance your own checkbook.
He's he's, you know, canceling subscriptions to Netflix of this fucking photo app you download it and you're paying five dollars a month to, you know, to Apple Music.
He's getting rid of anything because we're going bankrupt.
Right. So he's trying to get out of debt is what he's trying to do.
So what do you do when you're trying to see how much money you have?
Right. You you cancel your subscriptions, you check your credit card balances and you see what your assets are, what you got in your bank account.
That's what he's just checking that.
That's one of the most valuable assets we have is our gold supply, or at least that was.
I don't know if it still is. But at one point it was.
No, apparently it's fucking missing now.
So who said it's missing?
Trump and Elon.
No, they didn't say that. They just they're doing an audit.
That's like saying they said they said without evidence that the gold may be that's like saying, let me see what's in my bank account and somebody saying, well, why would you just assume it's stolen?
I know.
And no, but that's like you asked me right now.
If you ask me right now, is the money in your bank account stolen?
I would say no, I just checked it yesterday.
No.
OK, so it would be like, no reason to believe that.
It would be like me saying, I'm going to check my bank account and you say, well, well, why do you think somebody stole it?
I say I didn't say that. I'm just checking my bank account to see what's in it.
And you're like, well, why are you saying somebody stole it?
Nobody's saying anything stolen. They're just checking. It is an audit.
But Trump and Elon are saying that it may have been stolen.
OK, well, you know what, if it was stolen, if it's counted improperly, whatever, like they're just they're doing a line item, right?
They're just checking line items on on the budget.
All right. They're checking assets and liabilities.
OK, so all this shit that Doge is doing, that's liabilities.
Elon's getting rid of liabilities, things that cost you money.
Assets are things that make you money.
That's actually cutting. Elon's cutting the fucking regulations for Tesla's so he can, you know, make more fucking Tesla's without regulation.
I think it's great. I think that conflict of interest.
I think it's a crazy conflict of interest if he's doing that.
What what laws is he changing? What? What has he changed?
What regulations is he getting rid of? Oh, for the testers.
It's probably like environmental shit like, you know, you have to follow certain environmental regulations.
Probably isn't good enough, Casey. What is the actual thing he's gotten rid of?
Oh, I don't know for sure. Yeah, right. OK, that's the answer.
But people people are saying like people that drive Tesla's now they're getting called like Nazis and this one.
It's like I don't I don't want to drive a Tesla anymore because I'm getting called a Nazi too much.
They're calling like they're calling like swastikars. Yeah, I love it.
We should get Jeff out here. He's got a Tesla. It makes me want more.
Like they're even cooler now. I wonder, has Jeff had any experience with getting called a Nazi versus Tesla?
I doubt it. Yeah, there's so many, dude.
That's a thing like that. The mass hypnosis media is like just trying to put out there in the ether because this is what the media does.
They just come up with an idea. There's a bunch of fucking fat bald guys sitting in a room and they're like, you know, in there,
they probably like fucking bang hookers, you know, a couple of times a month and just like, I don't know, just they're just sitting around in a room and they're like,
all right, what are we going to put out in the ether today about these fucking Elon Musk and doge?
And then they're like, let's let's come up with. Oh, somebody. What did you say, Ron? What did you say?
Oh, swastika swastika. Yeah, let's start saying that swastika.
And these are the people that they're pushing this fucking narrative out there.
You know, yeah, yeah. Our our friend Bepis.
This was the latest thing that Bepis just sent a thing out in the chat recently.
And he said a cult doesn't have over 77 million people.
That's the nation waking up. The cult has a few thousand people with blue hair and pronouns.
This was opposed by the New York State Firearms Association, the Firearms Association.
So that New York State. Yeah. Wow.
Speaking of New York State, I don't know if you realize, but it's burning to the ground.
Have you noticed that in terms of what?
Like the can't staff the presence. We have the National Guard in the presence.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Our friend, Dan Farley. He's a guard prisoners right now.
That's right. You remember you by him, right? Yeah. Yeah. We did podcast. I met him. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. He's guarding the prison. He said he fucked up.
He's fucking up the prisoners in jail. Dude, that's that shit sucks, dude.
Fucking Hokel refuses to even acknowledge she's like, you know, she's like sitting in her fucking desk and all, but they like, they're like, oh, the fucking prisoners.
All this fucking CEOs are protesting and nobody's fucking staffing the prisons.
And she's like, hmm, what are they protesting about? Right.
They're like they're working like, you know, fucking 80 hours a week.
Fucking they have nobody because when when you don't have like enough staff to guard the prisons, that puts so much pressure on every other officer.
Like it makes it so much dangerous. Like I saw videos of basically the prisoners are just outnumbering the staff and just beating the shit out of them.
Yeah, because they just don't have enough staff, dude. That's a shit job.
They're fucking keeping the prisoners in their cells like 24 7, dude, fucking making them fucking angry.
Right. And it's like, OK, so I saw somebody saying on Facebook, they're like somebody I really like, actually, but they're like a union person.
Right. And they work with a lot of unions and they're like, I forget what the, you know, the head of a union or something like that.
And they're like, oh, there's that's against Taylor laws. You can't do that.
You can't strike. It's like they can do whatever the fuck they want to tailor laws.
Oh, yeah, they're because they're public service, right? They can't. They're essential. They can't strike.
They're not allowed. It's like you're allowed to fucking not go to work.
It's fucking illegal to not go to work. Right. It's like you're in the military.
OK, well, be happy they're striking because the other option is this.
They walk off the job because they're not going to do it anymore.
I don't know. If you're like in the military, though, you have to like report to work or else it's like.
Dan was saying that they show up and pick them up. Yeah, yeah, but a CEO is not in the military.
No, no, they don't. Dude, no, that's I don't think I don't think that there's anything that says like because what if a cop just walked off the job?
Yeah, I think they make them take a little oath. So they're like, oh, man, I took that. Oh, thank you.
You can you can quit your job anytime you want to. They're technically peace officers. Right.
So I don't know what laws apply to them. But yeah, if you look at it like justice employment, it's like, OK, you're allowed to just leave.
Yeah, you don't have to keep doing it. Yeah, I mean, she's got to find a fucking solution.
I don't know what the solution is. If there's not enough people to work like you have to make the conditions such that maybe like pay them more money so you have more officers.
Right. What do you think? What do you think is the solution there? So for for New York State, the corrections, I would say the solution would be to make it more prestigious.
Dude, there's people there's people like me that, you know, I'm working on an office job. I don't want to be working an office job anymore.
Right. But say say they made that job a little more prestigious. It pays like a hundred thousand dollars a year and they don't have these stupid janitor looking outfits.
Give them like real outfits. Give them nice vehicles. Make it so it's like they're not going to prison to every that's a tough job. It's terrible.
You saw that show escape from Dan Amora, right? Yeah, I didn't finish it yet. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. When he's banging all the men in the last episode, I got to see it. And is it actually inside of Albany, man? Yeah, they three.
No, it's like in the we go in on the first floor and like the pavilion or whatever. You know, like that long hallway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like in there.
Wow. No shit. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. John Simmons drove him.
But that show is crazy. Like you see how like one one person can really fucking fuck up the whole system. Basically, you see how like corrupt basically the CEOs can be in order to, you know, get along with the prisoners.
Like they have like a relationship with the prisoners. I mean, dude, look, if you're just trying to write out your 20 year pension.
Right. Like, aren't you going to slip the prisoners some cigarettes here and there? Like, just to make them like, like, dude, like, let's be cool.
Right. Like, let's just fucking get through this together. Right. I just don't. They're both. They're both doing 20 years sentences.
I just don't understand how like there's a prison riot. Right. And there's probably like five CEOs guarding like a fucking section of whole prisoners. So they don't have guns inside the prison. The CEOs. Right.
No. So how do how do you like these the small group of people control all the prisoners that are rioting?
Yeah, they have emergency response teams. Right. So they're trained. I think they have like gas and shit and like, yeah, like rubber bullets. Yeah. Did you when you came to my house in my little office, did you see the one patch I had the state corrections patch? Yeah.
That was my uncle's. So he's part of the team that comes in. Like, it's like, you know how there's different stars on Grand Theft Auto. Yeah. Right. Like the guys in the blue like janitor looking outfits. That's like one star.
Oh, yeah. If you think about it, actually, when I did clinicals at CDPC, it was kind of like a, you know, prison because they have those officers with the light blue outfits. And there's like, there'll be like a code gray or whatever every so often.
And the the fucking patients, psychiatric patients, which some of them are in there because they committed murder are fighting each other. And basically, I knew I heard like nurses get assaulted. But I only ever saw the nurses behind their own like fucking desk.
That's like a fucking pane of glass. Like they have a barrier between them and the patients. Damn. Although they had us out with the patients. Dude, that's a fucking they were like, our clinical is basically like, yeah, just go in there and like interview like the site patients and like see why they're here.
That was our clinical. If you go in for clinical and then they don't let you leave. Right. It was so awkward. Like, hey, why are you here? Oh, you shot yourself in the face and kill yourself. Cool.
I saw I was looking at New York State jobs and I saw one for a nurse at CDPC. Oh yeah. It's like 125,000. Yeah. But yeah, you have to work like every other weekend. It's like a lot of hours. Yeah. It's like crazy, crazy hours. But that's a lot of money. That's RN. Yeah. Wow. But I mean, who would want to work in that environment? Right. I don't want to. I wouldn't want to go back there. I wouldn't go unless I had a fucking
weapon. Unless I had a T. Yeah, you know, like now fuck that. I felt I mean, the places I felt unsafe. That was one of the top ones. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know why they I mean, I get it. You have to like psych clinicals, but that's like fucking extreme to be in like that unit. They
Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't know why they I mean I get it you have to do like psych clinicals
But that's like fucking extra extreme to be in like that unit. They had like the unit
Um, I think it was called the D D block or D unit or something. It was like the most violent
fucking patients
You know people convicted of crimes
Like there's one dude who like fucking murdered his whole family that was there
like
Fucking you know that woman who shot half her face off and the fucking half her face is just missing
Damn
That you had to interview
we had to yeah, we had to you know, go around and talk to the patients and you know, just try to I
Don't know help them with their day-to-day activities
It was just you know nursing students. So do you know that reminded me of a patient I had once
She was I think we were taking her from Albany med to somewhere I don't remember where
But she had been
Like she had like her eye was missing. Yeah, right and like this like a large chunk of her face
and I was like I
Think she started talking about I don't think I asked her about it
But I was looking through her medical history and it said that she had medical history of a gunshot wound
And she said what happened is
Troy police police officers were celebrating 4th of July and they were shooting off guns at a party
What? Yeah, and one of the bullets
Hit her in the face. Like she was like on her balcony or something at her apartment and
The party was a couple blocks away. Did she get like she got shot in the fucking face
She must have got a lot of money for that. Oh
Dude, I'm I'm sure would you take if somebody was like you get a cool milly
But you get shot in the fucking eye. You lose an eye
I'll take the million. I don't know depends how much it was. Yeah. I mean a million's
Kind of a life-changing amount of money. It is a life-changing amount of money
I can live with one eye. I think I'd be broken have two eyes. I can live with I'd rather be chilling in the movie two eyes
I don't see fine with one eye
I'd rather be chilling in the movie two eyes. I'd rather see fine with one eye dude. I'd rather be chilling in the mediterranean
Like Ali back lives his fucking life without an ear
Yeah, but I mean, it's just fucking so what do you what do you hear with an extra ear that you don't hear with one ear?
Oh, it completely fucks up like your whole depth, uh, you know, like your audio spatial awareness
So like Ali mac doesn't know if somebody's like talking to the right of them or left of them or behind them or whatever
Yeah, I have a cat that's got kind of like an uh hearing
Probable hearing issue because she had like polyps in her ear
Yeah, and she'll hear a noise like over here and she'll look this way
So like, you know
She'll look it'll be to the right and she'll look off to the left because she won't be able to you know
To pinpoint where it is because she doesn't have the stereoscopic hearing but um, right. I think I take the milli
I don't think I would do
Yeah, I don't think it's I don't think it's worth it
I don't think it's worth it. I think it's better to be broke
Dude chilling in the mediterranean on a fucking sailboat with both your eyes
Dude, I know I just want to fucking be out of debt
and uh
I don't know this place new york upstate new york. It kind of gets like uh
Kind of get like cabin fever during winter sometimes. Yeah, this this winter seemed extra bad for some reason. I don't know why
Because it's so cold
Oh, there goes cool
Uh, it was so cold this winter. Um, you know electric bills are fucking high people
You know how to stay inside? I think when people like, um
Have to like stay inside for an extended amount of time. It definitely gives them like some psychological
Like issues like fucking cabin fever and shit. Yeah, dude
I you know what I never had a problem with the winners in new york state
Yeah, I think once you get older it's like this has happened so many times like this fucking winter has happened so many times
Yeah, right. Yeah, like my grandpa's like I fucking hate winter like like I have to get the fucking stubbler out every year
Well, I didn't have a problem with it until I started exercising
And like eating really healthy
I just don't have it in me
for winter anymore
But when I was just like, oh, you know what? I'll stop at stewart's i'll get a hot chocolate
Uh, you know, I'll get some fucking creamy chicken and rice and a breakfast sandwich like you know what I mean?
Like when I just like fucking didn't give a fuck right and just ate whatever I wanted and like didn't exercise
And I was just chilling playing video games
Like I didn't even feel winter bro. I fucking loved winter. It started snowing. I was like, oh I get to go
Yeah, I mean, I don't mind it. I mean I like I like the cold and I think snow is like beautiful, but
um, I think after like a while like when it gets to fucking march you're like, uh,
Yeah, I just want to be so I want to go fucking go outside down. Yeah, dude. I cannot wait for um,
I just can't wait for summer and I don't want to waste my entire summer
Like sitting behind a desk, dude
I gotta like either get started like earlier in the day because I want to be able to see the fucking sun come up
And I want to be able to see like the sunset
I'm like, dude
I would just wake up at like 3 a.m
And get all your work done by fucking noon and you have all day to fucking go outside and do shit, dude
I I should try that. Yeah, because you know what I do now is I
I exercise before work, but exercising is like not fun. So I procrastinate doing it
Yeah, so I'm like fuck I gotta get like a run-in and I gotta do like some push-ups and pull up some squats
And then I can go to work
but then I end up procrastinating on my phone like just like putting it off cuz dude like exercise like
No matter how many times you've done it. It never gets fun
All right, you know so well, I mean that's why I try to like I play basketball now
I feel like probably every week or every other week with my dad
And I think that's kind of a way to make exercise fun is like you're trying to like, you know improve your your skills
and basketball such like a you know a
Heavily physical sport in terms of like sprinting and shit because you gotta like fucking sprint. Yeah, it's not just like jogging
So I think that's a good way to like make exercise fun is like try to do sports and shit. Where do you guys do it?
What's that? Where do you guys?
In the winter, it's not my old high school. Oh no shit in the summer. It's at the town park
Huh where I'm from?
Damn, that's fun. I uh, I never played basketball with my dad
Yeah, it's fun. Um
My dad was really into basketball and so I played uh
Since I was like a little kid
Yeah, the only thing my dad ever did like sometimes we played catch like every once in a while
Yeah, that's it
but
I guess it depends, you know, if your parents are really into sports like my parents really um
Wanted me to get into sports a lot
Um, I was like okay at them, but I was more into like music and shit
So but my parents, you know, they didn't have any experience with music. So they're like didn't know much about it. Really?
So you didn't like
Your dad wasn't into music
He didn't he didn't play any instruments
He was into like like I like the same kind of music he listened to he showed me like a lot of rock music classic rock
Um hard rock that kind of shit metal
same
Um, but he didn't play anything acdc ac van halen
My dad liked uh likes a mega death a lot. We went to see really
We went to see them last year actually. No shit
Wow, your dad is into mega death. Yeah, you know, um
You know dave mustaine
The singer of mega death. He's the fucking guy with the long hair. He's really fucking angry all the time
And at the end of the show he was he was trying to fucking eat
Well, he's the the lead singer of mega death at the end of the show
he was trying to throw his fucking pick to a uh, a little kid in the stand and
Fucking security he was trying to give it to sec to uh security give it to the kid and security wasn't like
He was like fucking ignoring him. So he just storms off the stage and fucking throws all his picks into the audience
What the fuck?
He's got like a he's like known for having like a temper. Oh
It's funny
Damn, what else is your dad? Does he did he like uh?
like boston
boston, yeah kind of uh, what a classic rock, um metal like dio
Ronnie james dio right right?
Um, I listened to a lot of cds that he had when I was a kid. I grew up on like a fucking audio slave
I like that one a lot the one with the fucking flame into some like, uh
Some like new age shit. Yeah raging this machine. No shit. Yeah
Wow, your dad's cool as fuck dude. Yeah. Yeah good. Uh, good taste in music and he's a state worker you said
Yeah, what does he do for the state the tag?
department of taxation and finance
Wow listening to rage against the machine working for the machine
Like literally the machine the tax machine
The man well, he's just uh, you know writing documents. Yeah tax people
I guess um
That's really why uh, I got into the whole liberalism because my dad was more. Um, you know democrat. It was very uh,
when I was like younger like from
Like high school middle middle school shit. He was like, you know having these political arguments on facebook like we have
Really? Yeah, but he doesn't do as much it. He doesn't really do it anymore. But how old is your dad?
He's 59
Oh, wow. So he's a little bit younger than my I see my parents have been like 65 for the past three years
I'm not even sure how old they are anymore, but he's he's not
too much younger than my parents. Yeah, but um, you kind of got me into the whole thing like he was very um,
Active in the whole debate with obama and uh back then like 2012
2008 with obama and mccain and romney and shit. Yeah, and then I think once trump got in like it just
Took everything to the next level and people were like, oh, I don't want to deal with this shit anymore. Yeah
Yeah, I mean dude even i'm tapped out of it. It's like
Yeah, my mom used to be like get off get off facebook and stop arguing with people
Dude, it's such a waste of time because it's like what I realized is that everybody in the fucking comments
Like in the comment section on like videos and shit. They're all fucking experts
And it's like dude, nobody nobody can do anything right with all these fucking experts around like
Dude, you could have somebody who does like a perfect weld, right?
They're like a welder and they do make a video and do a perfect weld somebody will hop in the comments and be like
Oh, you didn't know preheat the metal and this and that it's gonna cause a crack and
Just like everybody just like nobody can control their fucking opinions
It's fucking negative dances. Yeah, it's literally like I think about it like the heart right and like
Like v fib right and how like random cells off the superconductive pathway are just firing randomly, right?
That's like the facebook comment section like people who are not important and are not supposed to have an opinion are just fucking
Sending their opinions out into the fucking ether, right and it's like ventricle fibrillation
Right, but like it's supposed to be like in a channel, right?
Superconductive pathway that only certain people should have like their opinions known
I really believe that now I didn't use to think that I think everybody should have their opinions now
No, people need to shut the fuck up because it's like dude you literally like you work for the water department
Like you know what? I mean, you've been there for like 40 fucking years or you're like nobody gives a fuck
What you have to say bro, like alley max from there, right? No, that's that's there. I shouldn't say I take that back
I take that back that kid is cool as fuck
But it's like, you know, it's some fucking guy that it's like I don't know like I want to say garbage man, but there's Kyle
I got some roast jokes actually about
Funny dude, my girlfriend had one. She's like, I'm gonna go get some
Roast jokes actually about Kyle funny dude. My girlfriend had one. She's like I want to write one about Kyle
I'm like no you can't dude dude
Have your girl. Yeah, have her write some jokes and you should write some fucking jokes
So I don't I know you'll write fucking jokes that are funny as fuck dude. I know but I
Nobody's gonna take it fucking serious. Nobody's gonna be offended like I'm gonna say like fucking terrible shit and like people are gonna laugh about it
All right, I'll write a couple but I'll go as long as you don't fuck as long as you don't boo the national anthem
Because that's crossing the line. Okay
Then then it's fine
I could I could actually I can't say
Who uh will come up with something? Yeah. Yeah, we'll come up with some um
Take a quick break. I gotta fucking take a pee and you gotta tell me who uh, you gotta tell me the off-air things
Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right something else. I wanted to say. Oh remind me to talk about uh, ai
I guess I was gonna talk about ai. Well, we'll get into it. I got something to say about that
All right, we'll be back on untitled podcast
Yeah, welcome back untitled podcast the song is called touch this flood
Fucking studios flooded today
Yeah, this is the wet episode
Uh, yeah, it's episode 99. I think uh next week we might have a episode 99.5
Yeah, maybe maybe make a part two and then uh, we'll have fucking episode 100 and lake classes. Oh, yeah
It's gonna be a good time. Oh, yeah, do some ghost hunting
did you hear the uh
Did you hear about like the uh hotel saranac?
Um, like what what was haunted and shit?
No
Me and tyler me and tyler were talking about on the podcast like there's like a fucking dude that looks like the hat man
That was like the former principal of the high school that just goes around and fucking tries to discipline students
Like that's the ghost. Yeah. Oh fuck
Damn, so you might see the hat man
jesus
God
man
Whatever. It's alley mac just texted us this week today actually he's like um,
You know regular stuff is happening in my apartment like fucking
Unexplainable shit is happening every day in my apartment and we're just fucking used to it now
Oh, and there was like a fucking woman that died in his apartment before he had it
Jesus and they just have like fucking ghostly shit. It's like fucking paranormal activity every day every day there
We got to fucking investigate that like what like what was one of the it's still going on
Yeah, like remember he was saying like his toothbrush would be like snapped in half. Yeah. Yeah, it exploded
Yeah, and that like now like the fucking shit is turning on by itself. Let me see what he's
He said yesterday
I heard a loud ass bang in my living room and soon as I went to the kitchen nothing was there
Then when I left for work cc texted me at 9 p.m. Saying that the fan turned itself on
He also noticed scratches on his side, oh shit
He's got fucking stigmata
Was that that's what like a stigmata?
Stigmata
Tyler
Was here he would bodily marks the wounds that appear in places that corresponded jesus
Jesus christ crucifixion wounds. Oh, that's fucking metal as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, but look up
So that's stigmata, but there's also look up wounds associated with paranormal or scratches associated with paranormal
I've seen that on uh ghost adventures a lot actually
Where um they get scratched? Yeah
Did you just scratch me dude, that's uh, one of my friends was telling me that at that
um cemetery that tyler was talking about
In troy
It'd be so cool if we could fucking investigate there. They don't let anybody in there though. Yeah, I wouldn't fucking investigate there
Yeah, it's like the gate to fucking hell there
Yeah, fuck that like people go in and they like they have like this blair witch fucking project
Um thing where they like they're like was I in there for like two weeks?
It's like no you're just in there for like an hour dude. That is fucking there's something going on there
Oh, yeah, it's like the gate to there's like some um kind of portal
Basically there to another world
What the fuck?
Dude, that's fucking wild. Um
Yeah, like me and jeff went outside of it for this car. Yeah
And his tesla and he was playing like fart noises over the
You just play fart noises to the fucking demons, yeah
Because what's like what kills like a spooky?
Like, you know the spirit right? You just make a laugh right quicker than like fart noises. Yeah
It's like can you even have like paranormal activity or fart noises? Right? It's like when um
Kyle's gonna be fucking telling stand-up jokes. Like can you have fucking paranormal activity while we're telling fucking stand-up jokes?
I don't think those two things can come inside
You know
right right right
Paranormal scratches can present the symptom
dermatolid
dermatological
Or systemic disease or as a parasomnia the fuck does that mean? I don't even know I don't understand any of that
I don't understand what that means. Is that on google?
Yeah, oh, it's talking about pure itis. No, no, no, no like
Type in like scratches associated with paranormal. I type the
Paranormal scratches. Oh, how about reddit?
I don't even know this woman's talking about how she got
Scratched by a demon in her sleep
Because she was messing around with a pendulum that she got
Um, because she was messing around with a pendulum that she got jesus fuck
I don't know. That's fucking weird. I know a lot of people get fucking scratched
Um, but what are you gonna say about ai or some shit?
Oh, yeah, dude, I think
I fear
What might be happening a lot of times we think that
We think that things are
The doing of like humans, right? Like we think that things are unnatural
Right now we're we're like somehow like twisting the arm of nature
Right, but when in reality we're doing exactly as nature intended
right
You think nature intended ai to
so
Dude what i'm
Wondering I think that
I'm wondering I feel like we're coming to a to a what is that a precipice, right? Is that the right word?
Is that you say I think so, right a peak. Yep of I I think we're coming to
the possibility of a third world war
Oh, definitely and
I think
There's a possibility that
Maybe humans
Were put here to make ai
But you know not put here. All right, because everything we're doing is a natural
Extension of the arms of nature, right? Right? So
us creating ai we we think because we're
You know human we're above all other creation, right?
And our egos make us think that we're gods, right and we're different than other
you know every other part of nature when in reality like
We're we're all
Part of the same fucking thing. We're all one organism everything on this planet. We are part of this planet
Yeah, and whatever we do is what the planet is doing, right? So we're
The earth just peoples that's what it does. It makes people just like an apple tree
Makes apples right a flower flowers the earth peoples, right?
So it's crazy like I think sorry. I'm not trying to cut you off. No, you're gonna say this quick
I think maybe
What we're here to do is make ai and then since there will be no other jobs for people
Then so you're saying it's beneficial for us to make ai in order to do our work for us
And then we can just like do what we want to do
No, no, no
No, because then say our purpose was to make ai
Yeah, say that was the purpose of humans
What do we do after that was to make ai?
What do we do after that? Right? What do we do after that?
What do we do after that casey? I think well, you mean are you saying if we have ai to do our jobs for us?
Well, then we're not needed. We're not needed so we can just do like whatever the fuck we want
What's the best way to get rid of humans?
with a robot
No
What events?
have
led to mass
killing killings of humans in the past
Like war like nuclear bombs and shit
Dude world wars
Yeah
Right we made ai now you have all these people that do not need to exist their jobs are gone
You're blowing my mind. So you're saying the robots are taking over because of world war three?
No, what i'm saying is nature
But we think that war is unnatural
We were put here to create ai
We're put here to create ai and once ai is created we're no longer needed
We're a vestigial organ
So you think ai are like fucking robots now basically own the world because we created them
Like they are intelligent enough that they can just you know own the world instead of humans
No, not necessarily
I'm saying that whatever reason ai needed to exist
Right like we have created it and we no longer need to exist
Right we were the tool that was put here to create artificial intelligence
And now ai can do everything
So once you have a couple robots
Right and you have
But who are they doing it for if we don't exist what is the purpose of ai?
They're just doing it to exist themselves or they're just doing it for other robots
Or are they doing things for humans?
Well we don't know what the purpose is
See a lot of times we don't know what the purpose is right but we're driven to do things and we don't know
Why do humans like speed?
Speed?
They love this yeah they love speed they love things that go fast
I think it's just a you know a natural high adrenaline rush
But what if there's something more to it that we don't understand
I think it releases chemicals in your brain that you know cause you'd be happy
Well what do you what do you need for speed?
What do you mean?
You need displacement of energy
You need you know a power mechanism
Power mechanism right?
So humans just like the things we think we're doing for fun are actually driving something much deeper
Right and we think that oh what humans do is unnatural
You know it's perfectly natural it's as natural as the apple I was eating right at the beginning of the episode
That's interesting
It's that natural like we think we think like the internet is an unnatural thing created by humans
Yeah
Right we think
Okay think about this okay
Megan's up there playing a video game
What do you need to play those video games?
Fucking controllers
You need you need graphics cards
Yeah
Right
NV, video
So we've thought this entire time that we're wasting time playing video games
But little did we know that we're actually feeding the machine that's going to give birth to AI
Right because you want better graphics we want it more realistic
Like it started off with Pong and it's just a ball going back and forth on an Atari
But now we're here at like two games like flight simulator
Right and why do why are we driven?
I want it more realistic I want this I want that I just want you know I want VR
Why do we want that?
I don't know we've essentially made it so that like we're in VR and we're like in another fucking world
And we don't even have to like worry about our regular lives because we can just fucking be in VR
Right
That's crazy
Right but it's like we from the outside looking in it looks like we were wasting time playing video games
Right
Like that was a waste of time
Why did I buy fake poker chips?
Right
And then become a fucking fake poker you know multi-millionaire
Right
It's like why?
Right
There's no it seems pointless
But I mean like you know how you got the you're doing the fucking plane thing and you got you know number one in the world for landing on the thing
Yeah
And like I got up to like number three in the world at blackjack
Right
I was like what am I doing?
Right but there's there's a deeper purpose that we're completely unaware of
Right so so us wanting to have better graphics right not just us but humans in general led to the advent of a supercomputer
Right these graphics processing units that gave birth to AI right AI would not exist without these GPUs
Yeah
So none of that was a waste of time the millions of hours that people have put into playing video games
People are like if you play video games like you're wasting your time
Right
No
I think you're really
No it just gave birth to artificial intelligence
Yeah
Like dude it would not have existed without a bunch of nerds sitting in their rooms eating pizza playing Nintendo 64
Right
Well now that we don't have to
That was not a waste of time because the more people that were into it the more money that they could allocate to it and investors would make more money off of it
Right
So a certain number of people had to be interested in it so none of it was a waste of time
Like actually like if you want to make the connection people who are playing video games were actually if AI goes on to cure cancer they were actually helping cure cancer
Right like you think watching pornography on the internet what you think that that's like you know just a fucking you're you know just filling a vice right
Right
Or just you know satisfying an urge it's like no actually like pornography drove the development of the internet
Yeah so why can't we ask AI what's the cure to cancer
Well I mean I think it's a complicated answer and we still have to give it information
Right
Yeah
So all the information that it gets is curated by probably pharmaceutical companies
I think it doesn't know because we don't know like all the you know all the information that we have available to us on cancer and biology and fucking research and shit
We can't come up with the definitive answer what's the best way to cure this
So neither can AI because that information is not out there
Right
But here's the difference what AI can do is it can see the summation of information all the information as a whole
Right
So say these researchers over here they're researching you know how a certain you know snippet of DNA is affected by you know a certain molecule or something I don't know just making that up right
And then these researchers these cancer researchers over here don't have that information right like they don't understand like they don't say they can't see the full picture and they're like we know there's something here
Right and we could solve this puzzle but we're missing this information AI can see the the breadth and depth of information right can see all of it
So I see the summation of information so you know then these these cancer researchers over here can ask AI like
Maybe some some human brains can do that too like Einstein he could look at all the information and just come up with these fucking crazy theories that would be just the laws of the fucking universe
Like if we have one brain that's like more powerful than everybody else's like fucking Einstein that's like all we need because once somebody so once somebody figures something out everybody on fucking Earth has access to that
Right
Like if I figure out how to do something invent something solve a problem everybody else on Earth is going to have the ability to do to do that now if I publish it
Right
See I was like I was reading about the guy who first isolated I think it was iodine
Yeah
And it actually happened simultaneously in three spots on Earth at once three different people invented it at the same time
Oh yeah that's like calculus out of the two guys invented at the same time Isaac Newton and Libnus
Oh I didn't the invented calculus at the exact same time published it they had no knowledge of each other's version of it so they're both credited with inventing calculus
That's so what happens is as soon as a certain technology is available that is the catalyst for the next step
Yeah
You know what I mean it's like I forget what it was some technology had just had just been invented and it allowed all three of those people to then isolate the same compound all at the same time
Right
Because it had not been possible until that technology came about I forget what it was it was like I don't know like glass tubes or something like that like I'm just making that up but whatever the fuck it was something something like that
It had to be like you know a certain I'll have to look it up again but once that was available then then they could all everybody could do it
Yeah it's like the Large Hadron Collider once you have access to that fucking particle accelerator you can do crazy shit
Yeah you do fucking crazy shit with that shit
Right so it's like everything is kind of dependent like you know
Can I shout out by the way to your brother who he didn't like the number of f-bombs that we dropped on this podcast
If I had my wall on me I'd give a dollar to slur jar
He wanted to be on this episode
Oh yeah he should be on
Maybe he can be on next episode I'll ask him if he still wants to do it even though there's one
What's he all about?
Swearing
What's he all about? He wanted to come on and tell us
Is he the guy that does stocks?
Yeah
Hell yeah let's get him on
He wanted to come on and he wanted to tell us some stories about he's had sex with a lot of women
And he wanted to tell us some of his stories
Hell yeah
I'll let him do that he said he wanted to talk about like finances
So it's your older brother?
Yeah
Like how old is he?
I think he's like 42
So
Yeah he
I'll see if he still wants to do it
I gotta ask him about like his uh he does day trading right?
Yeah
That's fucking awesome I try to do that and I fucking
Yeah
That didn't go well
He's deep into it
That's fucking awesome
Yeah
I want him to give me some fucking tips on day trading
Yeah
Yeah he will
I'll tell you exactly what to do
But no F-bombs right?
Oh dear dear I don't know where that's coming from
I don't know what he's talking about but
Um yeah
That's fucking funny that'd be awesome cause
You know I did the whole uh the whole stock market thing for a little while
And uh I think it's better if you just don't get into it
Yeah
I mean dude if if you just start throwing money at shit you're gonna lose money
Yeah
Like if you go in there it's like every single gun that just shoot money
Yeah
If you go in there and just like just start spraying money everywhere
Cause I get like you know obsessed like ADHD obsessed with things
Yeah
And that's why
That's why I became fucking number three in the world at blackjack
Right right exactly
So I kinda got into the stock market I'd be like
I would I remember like waking up
Um and I would fucking stay up at night and watch the fucking stocks at like 1am
Cause you would need to like research what stock was gonna take off for the day at like fucking 2 to 3am
Yeah
And then by like 5 it would start fucking taking off
And you'd be like oh damn making money
How much money did you make total?
I didn't I net lost
You net lost?
Yeah
I made I made in all of that I made 800 and something dollars
Okay
Okay but it was like having a part time job
It was so fun though
How long did we do that?
I did it longer than you I did it
So we started in what 2024?
Yeah that was the year that we started the stocks
Yeah
We started in March remember last March exactly one year ago
Okay
Yeah we started this fucking stock thing one year ago
Well it started back up
No
It was dude it was it was so time consuming
Yes and now I'm broke
And it's stressful you don't owe money do you?
I mean I have like I have a huge amount of debt that I'm repaying
I have like loans
No no no you don't owe anything from stocks
I don't owe anything to Robinhood no
Oh okay I don't know I didn't
No
I was wondering if you got debt for stocks
I was going to be like that's kind of crazy
But no dude it was like I would just like wake up
And I would be the only thing I was thinking about
Well I did do like on margin investing so I did fucking
Yeah I did like fucking margin investing
No you didn't
I did remember I told you about that
Yeah but you don't owe anything
No I don't owe anything but it was like it was like losing money that
Losing more money basically yeah
I mean dude I was throwing I had $10,000 out on loan
That I was buying stocks with
I was standing in line at the post office
And going to get my passport to go to Greece
And I was buying $7,500 of Tesla stock
While I was in line at the post office it was like getting ridiculous
And then I was sorry did I cut you off
No no it's just fucking crazy go ahead
Dude and it got I realized I had a problem when I was driving in day trading
And I was like watching the fucking stock like waiting for the right exact moment to fucking sell
I definitely did watch the stocks like at lights when I was driving
Dude it's such a fucking problem
It's like an adrenaline rush
Yeah I don't even bring my phone with me to work anymore
I don't even because it's just
I don't have any money in Robinhood
I got $46
Robinhood actually took a $40
It said that I made a recurring investment of $40 every month
I'm like the seventh or some shit
I'm like I haven't been a Robinhood in two months
Who the fuck did this?
Huh
And so I had $40 in Robinhood I fucking canceled it
Oh so take it out of your bank account
It was going to I canceled it
Wow huh yeah dude
Those fucking companies that sign you up for fucking subscriptions
I got fucked so hard by fucking Beagle
Beagle?
Yeah Beagle 401k
Oh
It was like this thing where you like check to see if you have old 401ks at other employers
And apparently I signed up for a fucking subscription
Like I wanted to use that every month
It's like no motherfucker I want to find out if I have it once
Like if there's extra money out there and if not then I'm good
So I thought it was like a one time $5 fee
But it was no it was recurring $40
$40 every three months
So I lost $80 because I
The first time I think I thought I canceled it and I didn't
Yeah
And then if they fucking hit me again for another one
$80 to check for old 401ks it's like fucking kidding me
Well the thing is I work with this girl
That I was training at work and she's like my boyfriend is
I think her boyfriend and her dad was in the stocks
And she's like my dad fucking is so good at stocks but he doesn't take his own advice
Like I feel like that's what I did basically
As I just like I like I know how to make money on fucking stocks
But I just didn't take my own advice and fucking use like a gambling day trade method
Which was like just terrible
Yeah
Like I feel like if I took my own advice I was into the fucking Shiba Inu
Coin remember that
And I was like yeah so it keeps going between like point
12 and point 30 so I was like sell it when it's like at point one and fucking
Or you know buy it when it's point one and fucking sell it when when it's at point three
You know keep fucking making money and that's what it's doing so I don't know
Should took my own advice
Dude I thought I had a fucking method hammered out and then
Oh dude I stepped out when fucking I lost a G in a day on Chipotle
Oh yeah
And I was like when I was swing trading yeah and it was like it's like I definitely happened
It was a 10% market correction right and fucking Tyler said to us Tyler said to us in the episode that we started
The fucking stocks he's like one of you is going to fucking fail me
Oh my god
You know what you know what's crazy is like dude when I was in it I was like reading all the news articles
Watching all the news segments and it's just like
How do I word this the way they talk about it they act like all these external influences are changing the stock market right
And they're like all this chipotle went down today because of this right this stock went up today because of this dude
I think it just it's random fluctuations and they make news segments saying oh this is what's happening this is what's happening
It's just it's generating new segments it's like yeah
You know what I mean it's like not actually like it's more random than than it's put out to be yeah
Yeah, it's you don't know what the fuck is going on and what's crazy is it's like being on a roller coaster
So right when you're following those news stories yeah, and then it's like when you step away from it all that shit is still happening
But you don't like if you're not paying attention to it
It's like you don't have a care in the world how many people who do stocks make money
I think it's like five percent of people who do stocks make actually make money off of it
No like people who actually invest always make money. Oh, no I talk about like swing trading like day trading
So I think you can actually do it, but dude you gotta have
You gotta have some fucking grit dude you gotta be able to take it when you watch your money just disappear and bro
That's not easy to just sit there and lose I know it fucking hurts
And then it's like you're like I'm not gonna fuck this dude like it's a lot safer to just I'm gonna throw a couple hundred
bucks every two weeks on SPY and forget about it. Yeah, I'm like what am I doing? I'm not a fucking day trader
I'm a fucking nurse like you
You know what it's like so if you take a little bit of your fucking tax return every year and throw it down
I want to do some risky shit boy. I want to do some like borderline gambling
I was there I got myself into too much debt and now I'm fucking broke but
You got yourself into too much debt on margin
Not necessarily on margin I think just a lot of things like the fucking this house the fucking student loans fucking personal loans all that shit
It's just I have a lot of monthly payments. I
You know, I had to like, you know credit card debt. I had to like
Fix shit when I bought the house. I had to fix a bunch of shit in this house
I had to fix my car which was like a few thousand for I don't remember but it was a lot of costs
Over the last few years. So and the fucking stock thing didn't help
Yeah, I went fucking crazy with that but yeah, I could tell you're getting a little even when I stepped out
You're still in it for a while. Yeah, like a few months. Yeah, you're still going
I was like my my thing is negative for like a whole time. What am I doing here?
Yeah, yeah, take the money and fucking run, right? Yeah, dude. You were getting reckless
So like I was like, dude, you had a good return
Just like quit while you're ahead right and like move on to something else and just like you know
I'm a whole now. That's like dude. You're wild
Yeah, I was going crazy. So do you think that like stocks are basically gambling or do you think
Do you think you can make a job out of it? Or do you think it's just fucking gambling?
Like, you know how they say though that basically the house always wins because there's there's more than a 50% chance
That the house has say there's like fifty nine percent for the house
They always fucking win. I think I think that if you really know what you're doing, like you have like
Like a master's degree level education in it. You can make money doing it. Is it really about education or is it just about like I
Q no equivalent, right? Yeah, you had like I mean I agree you have to know shit about the time and to learn how to do it
I learned how to do it. No, like I said, I think it's like a
No, like you like day trade. Yeah, I learned how to day trade. I don't know
Now you definitely didn't I mean I wasn't like great at it, but I learned like the principles of it. No like
My my brother's like serious dude. Oh, I'm sure he's five thousand times better than I'd I would
Like studies it like it's a like he's going to yeah for it. That's like a like his job, right? Yeah
That's awesome. So
What was I gonna say, where are we going with this
Your brother fucking day trades for a job
Right, but you said oh, do you think people can actually make money? Yes, right
If you have like if you've put the time in to really learn it
But as far as stocks go like yes, if you just invest your money over the long term
Yes, you will make out it has well one, you know, it's gonna make out because of inflation
Right. That's kind of like how our system works
Because right if you put a dollar in right to the stock market just with inflation, right?
Like if you put that dollar in it's gonna be in 30 years from now
It's just gonna be worth more
I thought it was gonna be a word less
So say you put a dollar in in 30 years that dollar's gonna be let's think about this inflation though
Yeah, let's let's think about this because that's why you said you shouldn't put your money in a bank account
You should put it in stocks, right?
So let's let's think this through if you have a dollar. Yeah, just leave it in your bank account in 30 years 30 years
It's worth it
30 years it's one dollar in 30 years that dollars gonna be worth less that dollars probably gonna be worth like a cent today
Right, right. It's it's
The unit doesn't change but the value goes down
Now if you had that dollar and you bought one share of stock
It's going to like say if that stock went up then you would make money
But you say you're buying the entire S&P which is gonna go up. Yeah, right. It always goes up
It always goes up historically since it's ever existed. It's gone up
So it might be ten dollars, but that ten dollars is worth what one dollar was thirty years ago
Right, that's just so hold on a sec. That's kind of confusing
So it's definitely at least a hedge against inflation at the bare minimum
Right. What do they mean when they say hedge a hedge is like
It's it's like a protection
Right. It's
Hedges you against
Inflation so saying the word again doesn't define it but
You know, it's a protection against inflation so okay, but
Let's let's use an example of
Say something more realistic say
Say you bought a five dollar stock
20 years ago
20 years ago, right? Yeah, just a general one of the stocks that's gonna rise in value, right? Like you bought
So you bought fucking the video I hear like I saw a stat that
75% of the video employees are millionaires. Oh, yeah, because they they got fucking stock back in the day. Oh, yeah
Yeah, imagine having stock like they gave you employees stock option and you weren't even paying attention
Yeah, and you check it and it's worth like multi millions of dollars. They have like at least fucking 90 million each
Damn and they work like crazy hours to though. They like get fucking micromanage. But yeah, I would be done
Yeah, I take my money and fucking run. Yeah, once you're like deck a millionaire status
Like you know, you have to work you just fucking you know invest in shit
Fucking give to charity and fucking do what you want. Give to charity. What the fuck?
What? Give to charity. You gotta fucking help people out. You have 90 million dollars. You gotta help people out. What the fuck?
I'm trying to get a fucking yacht bro. Even Elon gives a fucking charity
Get the fuck out of here with that shit. I'm getting a fucking g6. All right, I told you
Six I'm getting I'm gonna be living on a yacht in the Mediterranean fuck fucking charity
I told you dad. I mean lot gives me five thousand dollars
I will donate a hundred dollars to the first responders in 9-eleven because he took away their fucking funding
I ain't donating shit
I'm like look, here's the thing you get you think 90 million dollars is a lot
But when you roll up to the airport in your g6 and somebody rolls up with a g7 you're gonna be like
But you can get you can get fucking 100,000 g6. I gotta get a g8
Right? Yeah
That's how it goes though. You got good enough. It is never good enough
You got 90 million dollars. You have all that fucking money to spare that sounds like a lot of money to us poor people
Yeah, but once you have
90 million dollars you want 90 billion dollars
You want 90 billion dollars? You're like this shit ain't good enough, bro. Yeah, that's how that's how humans are designed
Nothing is ever good enough
It depends if you want to I mean, I think you could just kind of like chill back and like enjoy your life
Be like you want to be a poor broke
Millionaire
Well coming from someone that grew up with nothing like that's a lot better. You know what I mean? That's like your fucking
Marginally better if you grew up broke, but I mean you see somebody roll up and they're a billionaire
Right and it's like oh, I can't even afford to have full-time pilots
I got to rent them to fly my fucking jet. I'm a fucking loser
Like you think you're high class and everything. I don't even have fucking stewardesses on my plane
Like this is like they're having orgies billionaires are having orgies with the stewardess
Orgies with the stewardess. It's like this fucking private jet costs. What how much does a private jet fucking cost 90 million? Oh
100 million probably 30 million 30 million. I would guess 30. That's like a third of your fucking net worth, right?
You got I gotta have more money. If you're in the jet game, dude
Yeah, you gotta have more money for that shit. What kind of yacht can you afford to buy now?
Now that you blew it all on your fucking jet
Right, right dude. So if you want to be in the fucking orgy with stewardess's party
Right, like you want to be you want to be on that side of the aisle. It's like you got to be a billionaire, dude
Yeah, you gotta have a way to charity bro. It's like we got to play the game
We got to play the game dude. You want actually lost like 300 billion dollars of his uh, not 300 billion
He lost a lot of money
On the stock because Tesla stock has gone down
Yeah, the whole bargain has gone down right Trump became president
It's gone up and it's gone down. It's no it's gone down
Like Trump has like fucked the economy
Okay
Something at least doing at least fucking takes the economy and he's like fucking Joe Biden did this
Alright, so I get Bitcoin was Bitcoin at when by left office a hundred and five thousand bit coins got nothing
The coin doesn't even know what it's doing dude. Oh s&p. Look if somebody if you're driving down the road, right?
And all of a sudden the person driving the car just went
And just started snoring right yeah, and they were there the cars just drifting across lanes, yeah, right everybody's screaming, right?
Oh my god
Right, so if somebody grabbed the wheel
Somebody at least grabbed the wheel they pulled the car off to the side of the road. It's in the ditch, right?
At least somebody's in control and the car is stopped, right?
Instead of it just being out of control them asleep at the fucking wheel drifting across. Is this a reference to Joe Biden? Yes, obviously
Obviously he just I know like maybe Joe Biden had like some fucking dementia
But there were still people like behind him like controlling shit like trying to make actual policies you dude
No, they were literally like that. They were just having that dude sign shit and he had no idea what like they were
They were literally like opening a bank account in another country, right and setting up like a fake like oh, this is a
this is the
the
organization for transgender studies and
Uruguay Uruguay, right?
And then it's really just their organization and their bank account and then they're like sir
Could we send them a hundred million dollars and he's like, oh, yeah sure stamps it right sends them the money and it's just a fake
Organization, it's a shell organization. Yeah, that's what they were doing. Like that's what they were doing the entire time. This guy was
Because you know, he's not reading shit he's just fucking stamp and shit on this fucking desk right?
That's like literally is what's been they were like robbing the country blind and the worst part of it is is that I didn't
Even get in on it. I wish I did I wish I started an organization for transgender studies and DEI
You know in some foreign fucking African country
Yeah, and be like guys look you got to just pretend that you're working for this organization
And I'm gonna give you guys a lot of money
I'm gonna give you at least like five dollars each like this is gonna be crazy like cuz they're fucking African to them
That's like a ton of fucking money. Yeah, but you're getting hundreds of millions, you know, yeah
Yeah
Fucking sleepy Joe behind the wheel
Yeah, dude, at least somebody I don't care if the cut
I don't care if the economy's in the ditch at least it's somewhere because we don't know where it was going
So you think?
The economy being worse than it was before is a good thing
Yeah, cuz it's like dude. He was asleep at the helm
It's like what if you let that go on for fucking another four years, right?
And then you find out that the country's completely bankrupt
Because people were just like robbing the country. I think the president has too much power. I think
Like the president shouldn't be fucking have the power to sign executive orders that affect everybody in the country
I think we should have like a democratic process to vote on it. I think we should just have fucking monarchy again. Yeah
We should make him the king
Trump Trump. I would love that
No, there's actually like a thing of like if if the US was a monarchy back in the day
Who would be the current king like George Washington?
If if George Washington was the first king who would be king today and just make him the king
What do you mean like make George Washington's most direct descendant the king of America?
I wonder who it is. I thought I was reading some like headline about that, but I didn't get too far into it
I was watching an episode of this old house on PBS
and
They would do like house calls like people would say I'm having this problem and
The people the guys on the show would show up and like work on their house and like figure out what's going on
And one of the people on the show
She had a picture of George Washington above her mantle
Like oh, why do you have a picture of George Washington and she's like I'm actually a direct descendant of George Washington
Who would have been her like I forget like her great great great grandfather
Yeah
That's cool. Yeah, so they're alive. They're out there. Can you can you imagine fucking?
Pounding a descendant of George Washington. Oh, yeah, you know, he fucked all the slaves. So
But that's him
That's who he fucked what he fucked a lot of slaves. Yeah, that means he has descendants that are African
Well, I mean if he didn't pull out well, he didn't pull out it was fucking
1776 they have condoms. Yeah, but maybe he just pulled out what maybe he just pulled out. Yeah, but he's still he's
You don't know he's banging the slaves. I think George Washington and Thomas Jefferson had
fucking children with slaves
Really? Yep
I mean, dude
Yeah, that's like the joke remember on keen peel
They're like all the fucking black people are like
I'm a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson because he fucking fucks so many slaves and impregnated them
Wow, I mean
Hey, you know what dude? I what would you do? There's no internet. There's no TV, right?
So I won't want to go work on the farm. What are you gonna do for fun?
It's like, you know, and they had wives to hook up with some slaves. Yeah, something they had they had fucking wives
Everybody needs some strange, you know, you gotta keep it interesting. Oh my god
All right, then let's fucking check the email
All right, let's do it. I gotta check out. I am exhausted. All right
1226 Wow, damn
I'm gonna be up late
Um, Tyler still has not responded
Yeah, it's Tyler, okay
I don't know. We'll give it a day
Now we'll check on him
All right, we should let him come and tell a ghost story
Yeah, about how he heard knocking in his house fucking uh, the ghost got him
No, no, no, but I mean when I was knocking on the door, he thought it was a ghost
um
What does the bible teach about we got a lot of emails from the church of jesus christ of life
The church of jesus christ of latter-day saints
What does the bible teach about family uh, not much what does it say
Yeah, just some bullshit dude. I'll tell you those ads for those
Uh for the that's mormons, right?
I thought that was jehovah's witnesses. No latter-day saints. Yeah, that's mormons. Oh, what is jehovah's witnesses?
They're just jehovah's witnesses isn't it called something else watchtower
Or isn't called the like the church or something. No
Watchtower.org
I'll tell you what though those those mormon girls in the jesus christ of latter-day saints commercials. Yeah
Kind of babes kind of babes kind of makes me want to check it out and see what they're all about
It kind of makes you want to like be a polygamist right and have like seven wives
I'm not saying it would be the worst thing I was actually um
there's I was talking to a guy at my work real quick and there was a uh,
He's like an he's from like the arab world
Basically like tunisia and he's like every arab world. Yeah. Oh, he's like he speaks arabic
Like tunisia. Oh, I thought that was in africa. It's north africa. Oh, but that's arab
Oh, but like they're muslim, right? Right. It's like morocco. Yeah. Yeah, and so
He's like every guy's natural desire is to like have polygamist wives like to have like fucking ten wives
Like you're just like denying your natural desire if you don't think
that like
They're like because he was asking me like would you uh, would you have three wives if you could and I was like no
I just have one
And he's like that's not natural
Right. Yeah, I mean
I agree
No, I mean so I heard somebody talking about this
It's like really common in dubai, right? Because it's arab to have a bunch of wives
and
this guy uh
These two guys were talking about it. One of them was american one was arab. Yeah, and he's like, you know it
it's
He was asking the american was asking that arab guy like why he didn't have 10 wives or something
Yeah, and so they're walking through the airport and there was this one guy who had a bunch of wives, right?
And he was wheeling all their luggage through the airport and they said that he just looked like broken and miserable, right?
He was just like, you know wheeling five suitcases and there's like all this group of women around him
and
The guy was the arab guy was basically saying like look at that guy and like that's why
Like not everybody has 10 wives because it's like it sounds good on paper, but in reality, it's a nightmare
But you get so much
fucking pussy all the time
Yeah, I mean
Well, see, I mean if you kind of look at nature like women are on the rag once a month one week out of the month
It's like I think back in the old days
Yeah, it was um, it was designed so that like guys would pregnant multiple women because uh
You can only like women can only have a child every nine months guys can have a fucking child every fucking you know day
Yeah, so it was designed that men would go pregnant multiple women like back in the right
So I think that like times I think that that tells you
How many would you at least need to have on deck?
If women are on the rag one week out of the month
What do you mean? How many women would you need to have on deck to always this is a good math question to always?
have
One that's not well, you got to think about the fact that women when they're together their periods get in sync
So they would all be on the period at the same time. I don't know if that's really true. No, no, no, it is like
Like my girlfriend says I don't work and shit
Wow, you know, oh see so you got a
That forces you to go and find you know to explore
Yeah, that's nature telling you to go go out yonder and you know spread your wild oats
So you got to have like some like a group separated, right?
What's that you got to have like some that are separated from the other ones some of your wife
To communicate right? Yeah, no touching. No, uh, you can't even breathe the same air
So what was the math question that you asked? All right, so
so say
Say that they
All right, if they have their period for one week out of the month, right?
How many women would you need to have on deck?
so that
You always have one if it was just a random chance
Not a random chance. No like say they weren't synced up because that kind of sucks because then you do that's what I mean
Is it they're not synced up so it's random, right?
So basically if they're on their period for one week out of four, right?
It's an overview one and four. So you 25 chance that you can't fuck them. Yeah
So I'd say like so four well four then there's a chance that they all get synced up. All right
That doesn't happen say that doesn't happen
But you can't time the women's menstruation to be like this this week women this woman will menstruate and next week
This woman will menstruate like you can't time that perfectly
No, I know but say say that's how it worked out. Yeah, then you would have four
Right. So you want to have the highest likelihood that you would have
You'd always have one that wasn't yeah
Yeah, I think for it. Yeah, I think if you had just had two if you just had two not synced up
I think you'd be good
No, you're right. You're right. Yeah, because if you just had two
You know one goes on their period
And then I the other one's good to go for three weeks, you know, but but what if you're impregnating them then there's like nine months
You don't go you pull out. Oh
But what if if you want to spread your fucking jeans if you want to do it that way, I mean then
Man
My if you need a lot on deck
What if what if every time that you need Jeff here to do this?
This is hurting my head damn. What if every time that you fucked a woman you impregnated her?
How many women would you need to have in that cycle for nine months?
For wait, wait, wait, but for nine months, so you fucked a woman every day impregnated her. Okay, that would be
How many days are in a month?
So, okay, so you need three times nine thirty times nine
No, not in three hundred sixty five women because two hundred seventy women a road hanging schedule of two hundred seventy women
Yeah, I could do that would get pregnant every single day. I could do that and then you would have two hundred and seventy
Fucking kids every single nine months
Dude, what if what if
What if there's a difference between a woman and a man?
What if there's a different woman every day, right?
That's what i'm saying say you're a king and you just had a different woman. Could you live live like that?
Could you do that?
I don't think so. No, you don't think so. No
Because you gotta you know, you say you want to have relationships with people that you're familiar
You can count on every single day. You don't want a new fucking stranger every day. We'll have that and then and then have your you know
Have your other things I don't know. I feel like a lot of like western culture has like integrated us to be monogamous
And uh, I don't think it's a bad thing
What if what if it was your job?
To populate an entire planet. Yeah, and every day they needed you
To impregnate as many women as possible. Are you saying would I do it?
Yeah, is there a um
Compensation financially for this. It's your job to procreate and populate the earth
How much am I getting paid for this? Why do you got to get paid dude? It's
Look, he says a job. I'm not doing a fucking job for free. We just need you
To impregnate. Yeah a new girl every day
Okay for the rest of your life and how much time on this planet?
How much time are you going to pay for this?
Why are you gonna get paid you get her pregnant and they cart her off next because i'm doing a job
I want to get paid you wake up in the morning and then they they bring it deliver a fresh one
Yeah, and you're a pregnant her and then they ship her off and then the next day you wake up make breakfast
They deliver another one. Well, it just keeps happening for the rest of your life
The problem with that is that one in ten people one of one ten of those girls are so fucking stupid
Okay, they can't do anything. I'll be counterproductive. Please you
For the sake of saving the human race
That's a risk. We're just gonna have to take so do I do I have to identify the one ten people and just not in
Brain that you don't even have to say hi to her
you don't have to say anything that she just comes in and
She knows the drill right? She it's not this isn't like this is like she wants this
Right because this is saving the human race and she's been like, you know
She's been primed like they told her what it's all about and everything. She knows like this is this is a willing participant
This isn't like you're saying I would just do this to be saving the human race. I wouldn't do this for money
Yes every day. It's your you're mandated by the government because like a new woman in that situation
It would be because there's not enough males, right? Right
Right, right, like you there's some fucked up situation like
You got off on a fucking lifeboat off planet earth. You're on mars with fucking Elon Musk Elon Musk. Yeah fucking moon blow
Fucking cocaine Mars cocaine. I would think they want Elon to pregnant every woman. Well, he already has 14. I know right? Yeah, so anyway
Elon basically
commands you
To impregnate a new woman every day. Well in that situation, I'm not gonna fucking take orders from Elon
So
It's for the human race casey earth is gone. Okay. We have to populate the planet. Okay, okay and
Are you telling me that you would turn that down?
I would say if the population needed if the fucking planet needed
Repopulation. Yeah, I would say
Sure, I'd help. Okay. How many times a day you jerk off?
Okay, tyler how often you rub one out how many times a day how many times not usually multiple times
Okay, how often?
It depends really. Okay. Give me a figure just throw out our hand
Zero to one zero to one. Okay. So how many times in a week?
I don't know like
Three four, okay, that's normal
So you're telling me that you would rather
Bust in an old t-shirt and just throw it to the side of your bed
Then repopulate the planet with a new girl every day. Okay fine. You only have to do it
As many times as you're rubbing one out in a week for new women a week
I'd say that's fine. Yeah, but it depends if you're like signal or the single or if you're
Single. Yeah, I'm not sure
Or if you're obviously you're single. Yeah, all right third look you they came and they said all single men
They need to start procreating
I'm talking about if I was single kz this should be really I why is this
This should be such an easy answer. The answer is yes, I would do that
I would help repopulate the earth
But why do I care about the I would I would all right mars? I mean
I I would have sex with a new girl every single day
But you're saying those people would go on to be like mars colonists who live in some fucking futuristic
Society with elon musk as their fucking leader
Okay, those people are gonna have a fucking happy life or do you think we're just this is just some fucking
They don't ever live well then the fucking human race dies out, I mean I'll be fucking dead anyway
Oh, oh that you know what I didn't know that you were like that case. Yeah, I was talking to somebody here that uh,
Cared about humans, but I'll help
Apparently you'd rather bust an old t-shirt and throw it to the side of the bag
I would say populate the planet, you know, I would say that I would help repopulate the planet actually. Thank you
That was so hard and say dude
How many guys would say no, I would never I couldn't not I knew a different girl every day. No
I would never participate
Obviously like hypothetically you're single you're on I mean it's on mars, okay
All right, I think we ended there all right
I'm tired. It's like
That's like the plot of the movie fucking interstellar. Yeah, basically
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For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
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I'm telling you that they didn't die and become ghosts
They're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese
Somewhere in china, right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
So then they are extra terrestrial they are aliens
I do not know
Oh
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be a
Real you can cut it open. You're going to see blood guts. No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology which is out of social biology
Which by the way, big brother is the overlord
Yeah, we're only living in the third dimension
No
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real
Okay, look it up. Look it up
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the whole
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time
I'm not doing this shit george soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit
George soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it. Okay, everybody's like oh god. Oh trump the fucking word person out there
fuck trump
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there everybody's
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