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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Yeah, but I see some real dubby-spack, right?

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes! Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Ugh, they're killing... they're killing all the already-born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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The alien is a big snitch.

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Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super-soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

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Okay, I'm talking about the Saotron. They have dreaded super-soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

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They don't know what they're doing.

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What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Are you actually recording fucking Kyle this time?

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Yes.

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Yo, welcome to Untitled Podcast, the 98th rendition of the Untitled Podcast today.

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Goddamn.

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This song's called Bloody 98 by the Suicide Boys.

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Fucking here with the descendant of Robert E. Lee Tyler.

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Thanks.

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And, uh, call in recurring guest, Kyle Franklin.

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What's up, buddy?

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I think I'm just part of the podcast group.

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Yeah, you're a good part of the podcast.

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How about that more appearances than Ali Mack?

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Well, Ali Mack had a stint where he didn't show up for like, what, seven months or something?

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Yeah, a few months.

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He's gone through his, like, medic shit.

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Uh, join us for a hundredth episode in a few weeks.

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We're gonna go ghost hunting.

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Live from, uh, Lake Placid.

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Lake Placid.

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Hell yeah.

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I'm down for it.

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Yeah, I'm pretty excited to go to Lake Placid.

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It's a nice area.

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They got some good food up there and some ghosts and the miracle on ice, you know, all that cool stuff.

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A hundredth episode, I could just get bombed or instead I'm gonna go fucking ghost hunting.

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You could do both.

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I would.

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I'd be the one that gets, like, taken down by a succubus, you know?

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I don't know if there's any succubuses up there, but if you want, you could probably try to summon one or something.

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I don't know.

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That'll get your rocks off.

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If Ali Mack comes, it will be, like, $77 and if he doesn't come, it'll be, like, $93.

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Yeah.

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Where, uh, are we all in one room?

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How many beds are there?

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Now it's like two bedrooms and then there's, like, a big couch and, like, two people could sleep on.

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Like cat-dog it.

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So one person's sleeping in the fucking bathtub?

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No.

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Well, well, Kyle's sleeping on the toilet.

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I asked for it.

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Because he's gonna be, you know, have, like, 90 Bud Lights.

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But...

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I'm sure that's not...

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I'm sure it's happened before.

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I'm sure it's not the first time you slept on the toilet, Kyle.

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It's not.

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And it won't be the last either.

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Uh, I'm looking forward to the roast.

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It's gonna be fucking fun.

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Oh, have you talked about it yet?

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No, we haven't.

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Are we officially announcing it?

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Yeah, we'll announce it.

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Yeah, bro.

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We have a roast on the fucking 100th episode of just all of us.

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They brought out the fucking roastmaster flex.

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Come in here and just fucking lay it down, baby.

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Kyle the roastmaster.

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Alibex is gonna be like, we can't roast each other because we're gonna fight too much.

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And I'm gonna shred him.

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I'm gonna shred him to smithereens.

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These guys fucking... these guys crashed out.

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The fucking USA lost.

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Fucking the national anthem was getting booed.

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Tyler lost his fucking mind.

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Ali Mac lost his mind.

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Oh my God.

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It was a bad day.

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I was so obliterated I couldn't even pay attention to the fucking group chat.

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Connor McFuckingDeucebag fucking sealed it for American overtime.

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And you know what? I'm gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it.

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Fuck Canada.

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Fuck Canada. I agree.

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I changed my mind. Fuck Canada. We need a fucking new Canada.

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Yeah, they don't play hockey right.

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They're fast. They're like, we're doing our shit fast.

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America's just boarding people fucking left and right.

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And that's the way it should be played.

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Yeah, America, we just boarded...

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Dude, they rejected three of our fights.

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They rejected three fights like cowards.

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Fucking Canada.

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Fuck Canada.

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I will say though that first game we go out there and just fucking coughs right off the rip.

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We were trying to do that but Canada refused all the fights again.

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They're like, we're not gonna fight.

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Pussies.

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Fucking cowards.

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Don't fucking boo my national anthem.

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I'll fucking...

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You got zero nukes, bro.

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How you gonna boo?

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How you gonna fucking hate on us?

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We got zero nukes.

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How you gonna fuck with us when I'm with you?

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I'll nuke you, bro.

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I'll send you right to Toronto.

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I'll take a bolt out.

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You think I give a fuck about Buffalo?

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What do we got?

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Three thousand fucking nukes?

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We have enough to blow up the world like I think ten times or something.

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You know what would be funny is like...

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Because like all of the Canadian population like 90% of it lives...

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Five thousand.

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...right around Toronto and Montreal.

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So you could like nuke them.

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Sacrifice like Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire.

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Sacrificing Maine would be brutal though.

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I love Maine.

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Yeah, I mean, but it's a willing sacrifice.

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We take them out and then we just leave Canada alone.

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So now all like the French and British people are all dead.

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The Inuits now move south.

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But they become like the Mongolians.

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The French and British?

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What are they doing here?

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That's like the descendants of like, you know, like Quebec is mainly French.

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To the right of that...

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That was 300 years ago.

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The French Canadians are the absolute worst Canadians though.

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They really are.

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Because the French Canadians are assholes.

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They really are.

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They're snobs.

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I'm sure they are.

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They're absolute snobs.

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The farther west you go, the cooler the Canadians are.

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Try fucking speaking French.

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They won't be fucking assholes to you.

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They talk like these...

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They sound like they need a hawker up a loogie.

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I have this guy I work with that's from Toronto and he's like, why does nobody understand when I say the washroom?

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It's the fucking bathroom you fucking need to hire.

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Because you guys are so under the fucking Queen's ass.

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You guys can't even act fucking North American for a day in your life.

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Dude, it's fucking ridiculous the amount of French influence Eastern Canada has and it's disgusting.

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I hate France itself too.

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France sucks.

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Fuck that place.

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I mean, you try speaking their fucking language and they might connect with you.

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No, they don't wear deodorant.

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They should have done a lot better with Hitler.

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Yeah, they can wear deodorant.

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That would be a start too.

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Yeah, I mean, they really fumbled the bag with Hitler.

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I mean, I think Hitler had a more powerful army than France at the time.

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I also think that the French women, they don't shave, do they?

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That's a good thing that they don't do.

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I heard the French women are very...

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France was using still like old school World War I tactics.

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Oh, they had fucking horses, bro.

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Yeah, they were still riding horses.

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They had to calvary.

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Like, they didn't use fucking guerrilla warfare even.

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They had been pulling gut, ass fucked, and then they went, whew, we're not doing something

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The whole world went, God damn, Germany?

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We let us catch up.

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I agree.

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So, do you listen to hardcore history?

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No.

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Podcasts?

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Because if you disagree...

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Yeah, so hardcore history is Dan Carlin.

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It's history podcasts, right?

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Some of them are behind a paywall now, but I buy every single one of them, if you can.

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They're so good.

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Because it's not just a dry podcast where he's like, and then they did this, and then

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He brings in the human aspect.

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The best one he's done is about World War I, where he doesn't just talk about what is

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But there's one called Supernova in the East, and it's all about the war on the Pacific

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And when the episode about the rape of Nanking...

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That fucking was brutal.

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...would just absolutely be like, we should have dropped 25 nukes on Japan.

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But Japan still denies the rape of Nanking to this day.

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To this day, they still deny it.

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Dude, they were doing things like forcing sons to fuck their mothers.

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They were cutting babies' heads off and sticking it on pikes.

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What the fuck, bro?

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Yeah, dude, Japan was fucking insane.

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They were doing shit that was so disgusting.

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Does that justify the...

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They were also eating the corpses, too.

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That was a thing, too, that they did.

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They were eating, and they were forcing people to eat.

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That's when the Chinese people and stuff like that to eat the fucking corpses.

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should have dropped 25 fucking nukes on them.

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The Oppenheimer movie was good.

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It's a movie, so it's got to have whatever, I guess, dramatic value.

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Because the bombs are for Germany.

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There's supposed to be one for Germany, one for Japan, right?

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And Germany bowed out of the war before the bombs were ready.

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So, they said, well, we had the second bomb, and we'd already beat Germany and whatnot.

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Then Russia starts acting up.

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Don't want to waste it.

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Here you go.

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Well, Russia starts acting up, and they start acting a fool, and everybody's like, oh shit.

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Russia, you better chill the fuck out.

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The first bomb was enough to make Japan go, no, bro, we're good.

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You evaporated the entire city.

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You guys took out all of the entire city.

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We're good.

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Don't do it again.

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And then Russia's fucking talking their shit, because they know the war's over.

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They started talking their shit.

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And it was basically like, oh yeah, Russia?

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All right, bet.

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So, we dropped another one on Nagasaki, and we went, yeah, listen, keep your shit up.

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The next one's for you.

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So, I kind of agree with it.

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I think we should have done Operation Unthinkable, man.

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That would have fucking saved the world so much fucking grief.

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Well, the unthinkable part is the fact that we've gotten so wrapped up in this...

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What's that?

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Like 1950s anti-communist fucking bullshit.

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Yeah.

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And, you know...

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What's Operation Unthinkable?

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So, Operation Unthinkable was after World War II, Churchill came up with a plan that

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all the allied countries would have invaded Russia after the war.

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Right off the rip.

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As soon as everybody gave up, they would have went right...

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For Russia?

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But the part was that nobody would have supported it, the people.

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Because they're like, dude, we just suffered through 10 years of hell, and you just want

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to go right back to war.

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Because these people like Churchill, Eisenhower, they're warmongers.

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They live off of war.

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They do good in wartime, so the only thing they want to do is war.

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They couldn't exist outside of a war.

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Yeah, they're not good, I guess, politicians.

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When it comes to peacetime, they're really good for war.

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So, as long as there's a war going on, they're doing alright.

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Yeah, I saw this video about this scientist that invented a nuclear bomb that could basically

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blow up the entire world.

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And they were like, yeah, this has fucking gone too far.

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And they were planning to use it like, oh, it's like a last resort if you attack us,

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we'll just fucking blow up the entire world.

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And he's like, we're going to destroy this because this is just fucking ridiculous at

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this point.

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Well, like, if you read some of Oppenheimer's memoirs and stuff, he talks about the pain

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and suffering he went through when he watched the first bomb that was tested.

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And he writes a really good thing of like, today's the day that I became the destroyer

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of worlds.

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I am become death destroyer of worlds.

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That's what it was.

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Yeah, like I become death destroyer of worlds or something, you know, and he like realizes

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the necessity for that bomb, I guess, because of the war.

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And I guess a lot of people say, well, Japan was already on their way out.

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But at the same time, I don't know if they were.

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And you got to think about the whole political atmosphere was like, throughout the war, it

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was really Russia versus the United States during World War Two the whole time.

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Yeah.

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But how do you justify like killing, you know, the innocent children, women, the rape and

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necking?

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Yeah, but just because, you know, they did something that doesn't mean that we have to

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do something evil to, you know, you can't fucking kill demons being angels.

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Yeah, I don't think you could justify really killing innocent civilians, but it's kind

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of like, well, I guess it's like the whole, like the whole 9-11 thing, right?

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Yeah.

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So a lot of innocent people that have nothing to do with the turmoil in the Middle East

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lost their lives, but some real angry people in the Middle East killed them as a fuck you

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to the political leaders at that time.

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And I guess I can kind of see what you're saying.

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Probably 98% of the people that died from those bombs didn't deserve it.

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Oh, a lot of, yeah, there was, I guess, you know, a military base or, you know, some kind

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of military thing, but most of the people were just civilians, you know, just regular

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people if you think about it.

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And that's the issue with war is it generally is just people that, like you said, they don't

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deserve, like what's happening.

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Yeah.

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And shit like that.

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And it's kind of sad.

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Most people who die in war weren't the people who deserve to die in war.

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No, it's just, it's literally pawns that are used by the government to fulfill their targets

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and whatnot.

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I forgot who said it, but like the guy who said fucking like war, like the end of the

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war, whoever wins the war, it doesn't show who was right, it just shows who was left.

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Right.

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I think what we should have done is like drop the fucking nuke on just like an island near

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Japan and be like, yeah, the next one's coming through your city.

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That wouldn't get the point across though.

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It really wouldn't.

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No, you had to, you had to like actually kill with it.

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No.

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Because you could drop it next to the island and be like, hey, we're going to fuck you

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up.

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Because we technically had four nukes.

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We had, we had the one that they dropped in Nevada as the first test.

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They had the one they dropped in Bikini Atoll and then they had the one, the twos that they

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dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki because we want to test it out on like an island first

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before we tested out on like an actual thing.

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So we did the Bikini Atoll and then after that they're like, yeah, let's just drop it

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on the real ones.

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Let's just test it on the Japs.

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Well, and you got to think like the, the political atmosphere at that time too of like, you know,

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they weren't as connected as we are today where like you can just see a war ongoing.

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Like you go on YouTube and watch a Ukrainian war being fought right now.

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Yeah.

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I mean, they were probably still fucking pissed about Pearl Harbor and like,

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Oh yeah.

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I mean, like we'll think about how many people were pissed during 9-11.

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Look at how many people are still pissed about 9-11.

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Right.

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They're like go over there and kill them all.

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Fucking kill every single one of them.

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And you know, that's like a crazy thing to think about, but it's true.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I saw like this week Trump's trying to like negotiate a war or a peace deal for Ukraine

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and shit.

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And so he's like kind of, I don't know, siding with Russia to end the war.

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And I mean, let's be fair.

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I mean, Ukraine is literally just a harbor of fucking neo-Nazis.

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I don't know much about Ukraine.

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I mean, the thing is Ukraine, if, if, if, if you went to, if you went to like the beginning of the war,

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Ukraine already won the war that they wanted to win.

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Now they're just basically invading Russia currently.

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Like I was okay with them, you know, pushing them back out of Ukraine and then just, you know,

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leaving it at that, but they're going into Russia at this point.

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Like that's the problem.

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But they're saying, but Trump's saying that like you have to accept, Ukraine has to accept that

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Russia's going to get some of their, their land in Ukraine.

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They just want their fucking land that they had before.

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The land that they had before or the land that they, they took during the original assault.

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No, like the land that was originally part of Ukraine.

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Cause they would never really a nation.

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I still think that pushing Russia back to the point where they are now, if they, if they just left it at

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like, but the Ukrainians aren't going to take it.

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If they left it at, okay, we pushed Russia out, just leave us, leave us the fuck alone now.

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Like we pushed you out of our country, just fucking stay in Russia where you belong.

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And that's fine.

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Like, I feel like that'd be fine.

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Is he going to let them join fucking NATO though?

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I don't know what the fucking whole thing with that is.

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I don't know.

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He said if Zelensky steps down then, and they fucking get to join NATO, then they would stop fighting.

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So like Zelensky steps down or steps down?

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Zelensky.

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What do you mean?

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If, if they joined NATO and Zelensky?

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No, Zelensky said he would step down and, and stop the war if they were able to join NATO and they got their land, like their original land.

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I don't think that's too bad of a fucking case.

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Yeah.

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Or I don't think, I don't think he even mentioned the land.

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I just, I think he just wanted to join fucking NATO and stop the war.

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That whole thing though, like we're, Russ, I, I, I don't like Russia more than most people, but like we're really encroaching on Russia at this point.

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Like we're surrounding them.

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They're kind of like a fucking rat that's like trapped in the corner.

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They don't know.

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They're just like biting at anything now, but like they're surrounded by people who don't like them.

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Like it's getting to the point where it's like you're surrounded by people who don't like you.

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You're eventually going to, in the end, eventually Russia is going to fall, but it's going to be a brutal either war or a revolution that happens inside Russia.

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Like I don't think.

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Yeah.

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For like the fucking what?

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Four time the last hundred years.

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They have had a lot of revolutions.

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They had the Russian revolution.

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Then they had the fucking, then there were Soviets and they had like the revolution of not being fucking communist anymore.

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And now we got another one.

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They just keep.

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Well, the, the one revolution, the, uh, between the whites and the reds, wasn't that like spurred on by Hitler?

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I think so.

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I'm not.

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That was 19 and 1917.

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It was like a real hoi four sort of fucking sort of thing.

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You know?

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Like when they overtook the government to, uh, and so they have.

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Like they, they released a bunch of political fugitives to.

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I guess, uh, promote communism and shit.

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Get the people riled up, you know?

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Do you think we should be on Russia's side or or like what?

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Should we try to negotiate with Russia?

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I think we should not even be fucking involved at all on either side.

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I think it's whatever is good for America, which is probably keep our nose out of shit.

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Yeah.

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America has its hands in too many fucking pots.

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That's the problem.

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America was doing the best for itself.

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When we were moderate isolationists, we were just kind of keeping an eye on people and we say, listen, you're fucking around.

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Don't fuck around too much.

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We'll come over and sort you out.

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You know, when we became a global economy is when everything fucking went downhill.

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When America was its own.

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Yeah.

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When America was its own economy and we didn't worry about anybody else, we were fucking great.

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I think like the major issue for me is that, uh, you know, we're talking about.

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We want to be like world leaders for whatever reason.

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I don't, I don't think we need to be.

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Yeah. Just fucking protect your own country.

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Yeah.

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It's cool that we're like doing so good that we're fucking a lot of other people up.

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But I mean, it's not what, you know, what truck, what fucking Britain tried to do is be, you know, have an empire in all different parts of the world.

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I mean, look at what happened in France.

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Look at what happened in fucking England.

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Look at what happened to every fucking thing that spread itself too thin.

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They collapse because they couldn't handle the weight of itself.

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Didn't Trump say like calling themselves like a king or something like long live the king.

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Oh, what did he say?

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Yeah.

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He did say some shit like that.

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Yeah.

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He's like celebrating.

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He's like long live the king.

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What the fuck?

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I will.

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I will give it to Trump.

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He's a fucking.

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He's fucking insane.

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He really is.

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He's a funny guy.

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Look, I would rather have Tyler as president.

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I'd be a great president.

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I'd make us a Christo fascist company just as a country.

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I would appoint Kyle as my secretary of prison reform.

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It'd be like, like, Mr. Franklin, we're having a hard time producing goods and keeping a proper workforce.

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Why is that?

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Well, you put three point five million people in prison.

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Our friend Dan Farley is in prison now.

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What do you do?

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What do you do?

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No, he didn't.

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He's in the military.

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Yeah, he's in the military and he's guarding the prisoners.

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Fucking Hokel sent him in.

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Yeah, because fucking Hokel is being a fucking bitch and not, you know.

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Yeah.

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Hokel is really ruining this fucking.

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I think they're just pissed off that fucking they got cams now and they got caught killing somebody.

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No, but this whole thing like Hokel is not a great governor.

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She's fucked up.

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Well, we haven't had a good governor since like what Pataki when he was fucking the hookers

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with the helicopter.

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No, I don't.

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I thought that was Spitzer who fucked the hookers.

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I thought Pataki was just blind.

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Yeah, that was Spitzer.

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Pataki was just blind and he was like the lieutenant governor to Spitzer and then became

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the governor after Spitzer stepped down.

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Yeah.

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And then Pataki was like blind as shit and I just remember that he was like governor

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for like what three years or something and then like he got voted out for Cuomo, I think.

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No, it was Pataki and then Spitzer and Patterson.

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That fucking blind.

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Patterson was a blind guy.

495
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No, I thought Pataki was a blind guy.

496
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:43,000
No, Pataki was a Republican that was president from like 2000 to like 2007 or some shit.

497
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
I don't remember that.

498
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:50,000
And then the guy after that was the blind guy that didn't last and then Cuomo came along.

499
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Like after Spitzer was the blind guy?

500
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Yeah.

501
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Yeah.

502
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Because he was the lieutenant governor.

503
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Yeah.

504
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
And then he became governor.

505
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000
But fucking what's his name?

506
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Cuomo was just awful.

507
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:10,000
It is fucking hilarious though that we got, we had a governor just like get ousted because

508
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
he was fucking hookers with the...

509
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Well, he came in claiming to be the fucking sheriff and trying to clean up New York and

510
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
then he got fucking caught fucking hookers and you can't really be the sheriff if you're

511
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
fucking hookers, you know?

512
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
I mean, go for him though.

513
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
That's what he enjoys.

514
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I mean, I don't think he did anything too wrong.

515
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Like fucking Bill Clinton got his dick sucked in the White House.

516
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Like go for him too.

517
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I mean, it might not be a bad thing for, you know, next election for New York to elect

518
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:43,000
like a moderate Republican president fucking... or a governor to fucking take things a little

519
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
in the other direction.

520
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Cause like this shit is getting terrible.

521
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Like people are leaving New York, like the fucking plague is here or some shit.

522
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Cause it's just impossible to live here.

523
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Yeah.

524
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Fucking have you seen Albany fucking the entire speed limit for the entire city is fucking

525
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
25 miles per hour now.

526
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
And they had the whole fucking thing in New York City where you, if you drive a car, you

527
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
have to pay like an extra like fucking $15 per day.

528
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Oh, on the bridges, on the bridges.

529
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
You have to pay like...

530
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
But Trump ended that with his executive order.

531
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000
An exorbitant amount of money every time you cross it was like fucking $13 or something.

532
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Now multiply that by whatever, 10 days.

533
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
And then if you drive in Manhattan now, you have to pay fucking X amount of dollars too.

534
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Like just driving in Manhattan.

535
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
It's all the bridges.

536
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Like the bridges that goes into all that.

537
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,000
No, they made another one with a congestion fee where they scan your license plate.

538
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,000
If you're driving through Manhattan, you have to pay $14 or something a day that you're driving

539
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
in Manhattan.

540
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000
But Trump just signed an executive order to like ban that.

541
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
But then Hoechlin said that she was denying that and she's keeping it, which I don't know

542
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
how you can do that.

543
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
They're fighting, but they're probably going to go to court.

544
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
They're actually, yeah, they're going to court over it.

545
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Because that's fucking stupid.

546
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Fucking a congestion fee that's fucking retarded.

547
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Like this bitch is just like, this would be a great idea.

548
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
It's a way for the government to make more money.

549
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000
No, it's not. It's a way to fucking make rich people not have to fucking see cars.

550
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
That's the fucking thing.

551
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
They're like, there's too many cars in New York City.

552
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
We need to do something about it.

553
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Fucking rich scumbags, dude.

554
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I hate rich people.

555
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
The rich people make me annoyed.

556
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
I hate them.

557
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Yeah, that's what I was saying.

558
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Like it's not fucking, you know, Democrats versus Republicans.

559
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000
It's the fucking working class and the rich rise up.

560
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:29,000
But like, you know fucking everybody in New York City is going to be pissed about this fucking,

561
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
this fucking congestion fee.

562
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000
And she doesn't care because she knows she's still going to get elected

563
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,000
because the people in New York City are too fucking stupid.

564
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Actually, the lieutenant governor is now saying that he's not going to run with her

565
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
and he's actually starting his own campaign for governor.

566
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Dude, she's fucking stupid.

567
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
She really is.

568
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Dude, Lee Zeldin would have been a much better governor than her.

569
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
I actually really liked Lee Zeldin.

570
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
I liked him a lot.

571
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000
When I voted for governor, I voted for Lee Zeldin, but you know, fucking we live in New York,

572
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
so we're never going to get anybody who's not a Democrat.

573
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
I kind of regret voting for Hokel.

574
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
She's such a bitch.

575
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
You voted for Hokel.

576
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
What?

577
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
You voted for Hokel.

578
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Yeah, unfortunately.

579
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Jeez.

580
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Why did you do that?

581
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
What was the reasoning?

582
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
He's a bipartisan cuck.

583
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Because, I don't know, because I'm a fucking Democrat.

584
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Hokel is a fucking idiot.

585
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
She's really stupid, dude.

586
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I know, but I didn't know her.

587
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:36,000
When I voted for her, she had just become governor and I didn't know her at all.

588
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Why did you vote for her again?

589
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Well, because I-

590
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Because he's a bipartisan cuck.

591
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
My fucking ideals align more with the Democratic Party.

592
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Dude, look at all the roads in the entirety of New York State.

593
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
I'm not saying the Democrats are always right about everything.

594
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Look at all the roads.

595
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000
That's all you have to look at in our fucking state is look at our fucking roads.

596
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
If you look at our roads, they're like, wow, the government isn't doing fucking shit.

597
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
I've actually never voted for a Republican.

598
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:10,000
I hit a fucking pothole in Albany in the ambulance.

599
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000
I popped a tire on a fucking ambulance in a fucking pothole in Albany.

600
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,000
If it can pop an ambulance tire, it's going to pop a regular tire in a fucking second.

601
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
I don't know.

602
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
This shit's out of hand.

603
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would probably vote for a Republican if Kathy Ogle was running again.

604
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I fucking hate Kathy Ogle, dude.

605
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
She's such an idiot.

606
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000
And like she keeps doing this shit that like people fucking hate.

607
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
It's, it's, it's out of fucking control, dude.

608
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
It really is.

609
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000
You see, uh, Trump got into it with the fucking governor of Maine.

610
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Yeah, I did.

611
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Yeah.

612
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Like you're not going to comply.

613
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
We're going to cut your federal funding.

614
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:54,000
No, because isn't like the governor, like trans or something like, wasn't that like the whole thing?

615
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Well, the issue was allowing men and women's sports.

616
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah.

617
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
And I think the governor's actually trans.

618
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
And then like the governor's just like, well, I'm here.

619
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
And then Trump's like, yeah, yeah, we'll cut your funding.

620
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Unreal.

621
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Dude, I don't like, I exist.

622
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
He's just like, no, you don't.

623
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I'm going to cut your foot.

624
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,000
How do you feel about men in women's sports or like trans people?

625
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Oh, it's fucking retarded, bro.

626
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
It really is.

627
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I mean, like a perfect example is that, I mean, it's just, I don't know.

628
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Sports is such a sanctum for me that it's like so holy for me.

629
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:53,000
And I just hate to fuck it up with like, you know, I'm not anti-trans, but like, fuck it up with like allowing men into the women's sports.

630
00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:02,000
You went through puberty as a fucking man and then you're going to come in and like play fucking, you know, you're going to do fucking MMA with a fucking biological, like full on woman.

631
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
It's not fair.

632
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:10,000
You obviously have an advantage and I know like people don't want to say like, well, women can do what men can do.

633
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000
I'm pretty sure if any of us fought a woman in a boxing match, we'd win.

634
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000
It depends. If I fought a professional boxer, I wouldn't win.

635
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Even like, I've seen semi-pro men boxers beat professional women's boxers.

636
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
But I've never boxed before.

637
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Well, me and Kyle have, so.

638
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Right, right.

639
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:40,000
But like if like me or Kyle did it, I think that we could beat most, most women in boxing because we have like actual training.

640
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:46,000
You think you could be the top fucking women's top woman.

641
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Like you think you could just beat the top woman boxer?

642
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Isn't there heavy weight, not even like over 200 pounds though.

643
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I don't, I don't know if they have like what?

644
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Straw weight, bantam weight.

645
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
They have like, it doesn't go up to 200.

646
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
I think all right, a hundred episodes.

647
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,000
We're going to get, we're going to get Tyler and a woman boxer and fucking fight each other in the home.

648
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
200, I'm 214 pounds.

649
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000
They, I couldn't be in the same weight class as a woman.

650
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
There's women that are 214 pounds.

651
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
No, but they don't have the division.

652
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
They don't have that.

653
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Let me look it up, but you can still fight.

654
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
No, you can't.

655
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
You can't fight out of your division by like, like I think it's two divisions up.

656
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
You can't fight.

657
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
I think you can fight.

658
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I'm not talking about that.

659
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,000
I'm talking about if I put you up against the top women boxer in America, which weight class

660
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
in the fucking heavyweight class, it's not there.

661
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
They have to be like under 180 pounds or something or 185 pounds.

662
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Like they wouldn't be able, like I'd be a heavyweight male boxer at this point.

663
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Okay.

664
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
So they got, but I'm not talking about weight classes.

665
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I'm talking about if I just put you in the Olympic weight classes is flyweights, one 12 featherweight, one 26

666
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,000
lightweight, one 32 welterweight, one 52 middleweight, one 65.

667
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:07,000
So there's no actual Olympic wise, anything over one 65.

668
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000
So a woman couldn't like, I would be, is above one 75.

669
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Yeah.

670
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
I'm 60 pounds heavier than the heaviest fucking female boxer.

671
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Which Casey, that is a massive power advantage.

672
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yeah.

673
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Like even a 10 pound.

674
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000
A weight behind your punch.

675
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Yeah.

676
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Even 10 pounds is a fucking significant.

677
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
So you're saying there's no woman that's bigger than Tyler.

678
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:38,000
No, that's not what we're trying to say, but in the actual divisions of boxing, like there's no women that are heavier than what I am.

679
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Like you can't like for a male boxer, I'd be perfectly normal.

680
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I want to be, I would be, I'd get my fucking teeth kicked in, in the, in a heavyweight match between a professional boxer.

681
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
That's a man.

682
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I would hold my own against a fucking woman that was in the, you know, the, the, what was it?

683
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Welterweight was the, was the highest one that they had or was it?

684
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Yeah.

685
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I believe it was middleweight.

686
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
It was like one 55 or one 64.

687
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
It was very, or one 45.

688
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah.

689
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I'm 60 pounds heavier than that.

690
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
That's a big difference.

691
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
And you're talking massive reach advantage.

692
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
How tall are you?

693
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I am five 11.

694
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
So five 11.

695
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I mean, he's probably got four or five inch reach advantage.

696
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
That's a huge difference.

697
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,000
But what if there was a woman that was 200 pounds and like muscular?

698
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000
That's, that's a very rare case.

699
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
There's very rare woman that could, that is built like as a chick with a dad.

700
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,000
If she's six, five, that's probably normal for a height of six, five.

701
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah.

702
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
But that would be a totally different thing.

703
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Like how many six, five women do you know?

704
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
We'll get the WNBA.

705
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
They're not even over six feet.

706
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Like I'm like, I'd be like the same height as a lot of women.

707
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Angel Reese is pretty tall.

708
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I mean fucking what's her name?

709
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Caitlin Clark's, Caitlin Clark's, I think six foot, like exactly.

710
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
And she's one of the best players in the league.

711
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
She's only six three.

712
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
And like, if you look at the fucking male NBA, what's the fucking average height?

713
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Six threes is small in the NBA.

714
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Tallest NBA WNBA player seven two.

715
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Yeah.

716
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
That's a fucking outlier.

717
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
What's the tallest in the NBA?

718
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Seven three seven seven seven.

719
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Are you fucking kidding me?

720
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Yeah.

721
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I think Bobo is like seven six or seven seven.

722
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Jesus Christ.

723
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
That's unbelievable.

724
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I mean, I mean like even then like the tallest players in the NBA are like just barely over

725
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
seven feet.

726
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Like on average as your tallest guys.

727
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Yeah.

728
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000
But like I think like most NBA players are around six five.

729
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Like I think that's like the average.

730
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I think like six five six six is like your, your meeting.

731
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000
So you say if I play basketball against Angel Reese, I would win.

732
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
No, I think Angel Reese would destroy you.

733
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I think you have no chance against Angel Reese.

734
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I'm not bad at basketball.

735
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
So, so all right.

736
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
But we're talking primarily fight sports here.

737
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I think me and Tyler got a bit of an advantage.

738
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Yeah.

739
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
We're, we're a little bit heavier.

740
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
We're a little bit heavier, a little bit taller.

741
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah.

742
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,000
And weight and height and fight sports is a very big like that's a, that's a huge like

743
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
advantage that you'd have.

744
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I mean when I boxed I was like I was six foot two.

745
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
You were 95.

746
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000
So I was a cruiser weight.

747
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Did you lose height?

748
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah.

749
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I was probably like 50 50.

750
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
There's an obvious reason why I didn't have a boxing career Casey.

751
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Yeah.

752
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Because I know you said you were six two.

753
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
No, yeah, because I lost an inch somewhere.

754
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Oh, how'd that happen?

755
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Yeah.

756
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Apparently when you get older you just lose inches, I guess.

757
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
You're not that old.

758
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I was like, fuck, I've been six two my whole life.

759
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
You mean to tell me I'm six one?

760
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Because when I fought I was, I was five eight when I first started fighting and I was 180

761
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,000
pounds and like I was short compared to most of the guys that I was fighting.

762
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Like it was a problem.

763
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
If I fought now I'd be a heavyweight.

764
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
But like back then I was like, I think I was welter.

765
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
I think welter.

766
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
And at five eleven you're going to get destroyed at a heavyweight.

767
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Yeah.

768
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
But like I was five eight at welter.

769
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
So I was like.

770
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Like even me at six foot two I would have got destroyed at a heavyweight.

771
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah.

772
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000
And like some of these dudes in the heavyweight you're like, Jesus Christ, how are you fucking

773
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
like, you're, you're human.

774
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
You're like.

775
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Right.

776
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Like you're like fucking like just piles of muscle.

777
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Like fucking look at Mike Tyson.

778
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Like Mike Tyson was only five ten I think.

779
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
But he was like a pile of muscle.

780
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
And he was just massive.

781
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Yeah.

782
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
But he was, he was short, but he was massive.

783
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,000
But like that fucking like he was, I think his heaviest was two twenty I believe.

784
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I'm not positive.

785
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000
He was never very big.

786
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I mean what it really comes down to with like guy like Tyson or like Joe Frazier was very

787
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:01,000
similar in size was that there's not a lot going on in the cruiserweight.

788
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Everybody's worried about the heavyweights.

789
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:10,000
So a lot of these guys, they, they try to find a way to get into the heavyweights.

790
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Yeah.

791
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,120
You put on, you put on a decent amount of muscle or fucking put on some weight because

792
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,000
the heavyweights where fucking all the money is too.

793
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
A hundred percent.

794
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,400
Like a fucking, you're not going to get like the same fucking paycheck for a fucking welterweight

795
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,000
as you will for a heavyweight.

796
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
No.

797
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,560
Because people want to see the best of the best and the best of the best is normally

798
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,560
fucking heavyweight.

799
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,680
Like, you know, I'm not putting down like flyweights or anything like that because those

800
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,720
fights are like brutal and like then really technically.

801
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:41,000
Well, you just like look at the look at the best boxers in history is, you know, like

802
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Ali and Tyson, fucking Frazier, a lot of these guys like it's just so primal to watch them

803
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,600
to massive human beings.

804
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,200
Just beat the fuck.

805
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,200
Yeah.

806
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:03,240
Like two fucking six foot five, 230 pound meat, meat sticks, just beat the fuck out

807
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,640
of each other.

808
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:09,520
You know, so I'm a, I'm a, I'm, I'm big into boxing still, but like, I never could get

809
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,440
into, to MMA.

810
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:18,080
Like I, I, I, I watch both, I'm a boxing fan through and through because like MMA, I feel

811
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:23,320
like it feels like they're like in boxing, there's like some honor to it, you know, like

812
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,560
when you knock somebody down, it's like imposing your will on them being like, all right, I'm

813
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,560
going to go back to my corner.

814
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,560
Yeah.

815
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,560
MMA is fucking brutal.

816
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,160
MMA is like, I'm going to, I'm going to knock you down, then punch you in the throat.

817
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,600
That's fucking brutal.

818
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,840
But like, I also really love MMA too.

819
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,780
I just like, I am a boxing like through and through.

820
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:48,800
Because my buddy who was an MMA guy, like he's like a purple belt and like jujitsu or

821
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,880
some shit.

822
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,840
We did like a, we did two fights.

823
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,600
We did one, I was boxing in one that was like an MMA fight.

824
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,220
I beat him in a boxing match.

825
00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:01,160
He fucking like floored me in like fucking less than two minutes in an MMA fight.

826
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Cause he kicked me in the head.

827
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,160
I'm like, I'm good.

828
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,200
I'm good.

829
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200
You can kick me in the head.

830
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,200
I'm good.

831
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,360
That was a fair legs.

832
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,360
You could do that.

833
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,880
Cause I was still trying to do my boxing shit.

834
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,040
He just came up and he fucking nailed me in the side of head with a kick.

835
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,920
And I'm like, yeah, I'm good.

836
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,920
I'm good.

837
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,320
I'm like, I fucking got floored.

838
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,840
And then he like got into like, you know, pinning.

839
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,760
He started like, you know, trying to submit me.

840
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,120
I'm like, I'm good.

841
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120
I'm good.

842
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,120
Tap out.

843
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,120
I'm good.

844
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:38,640
Like, I feel like if you fight in whatever discipline you're trained in, you're going

845
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,320
to normally win that.

846
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,480
Like I won in a boxing match.

847
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,480
He won an MMA.

848
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,600
I could never fight in an MMA fight.

849
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:49,040
He could, like MMA guys, but you also seen it when MMA guys try to come into a boxing

850
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,280
match is completely different thing and they lose a lot of the time.

851
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,320
So I think it's just, it's, it's one of the things where you can't really compare and

852
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,520
contrast them because it's almost like two, it's like painting versus drawing type thing,

853
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,520
you know?

854
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,800
Like it's still art technically, but it's two different like studies of it.

855
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Like, right.

856
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,280
But like that's one of the things like, and then like when people are like, oh, I'm

857
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,760
going to go into MMA.

858
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,160
They get their fucking asses kicked.

859
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,000
It's like, of course they're going to get their fucking asses kicked.

860
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,520
They never use their legs fucking.

861
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,320
But then like a fucking MMA guy who's normally, you know, they got their legs, which is a

862
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,220
fucking super powerful resource when they can only use their fist.

863
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:27,480
It's a completely different game.

864
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,280
And they normally get their heads kicked in because they don't know how to fucking just

865
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,560
use their arms.

866
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,000
I mean, obviously in boxing, you gotta use your legs for like, you know, power and like,

867
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,720
you know, moving around and stuff, but like you're not kicking with them.

868
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,480
So it's a completely different thing.

869
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,480
Yeah.

870
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,400
It's a different sort of discipline.

871
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,480
What about, what about if it was a woman in men's sports?

872
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:54,080
Like would you be supportive of, of boxing a woman who is like a trans man?

873
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:58,080
No, like I think women should compete with women when men should compete with men.

874
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:03,520
I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want to box a person who is it.

875
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,320
Okay.

876
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,320
Something just fell upstairs.

877
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,920
I actually, I heard that.

878
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920
Yeah.

879
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,760
But, uh, yeah, we like, I wouldn't want to box like a person who like was even like,

880
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,120
like even if they were trans man, I wouldn't want to box a person who was born a woman.

881
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,440
Like I just, I wouldn't want to.

882
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,640
What if they beat you?

883
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,120
I don't think they would, but it's one of those things where I just like, I wouldn't

884
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,400
want to do that.

885
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,560
Like it's not even like a thing that I'd want to do.

886
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,120
Would you fight Elliot Page?

887
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:40,440
I'd fight Elliot Page just because I don't like them.

888
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,720
That's not anything to do with gender.

889
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,960
I just don't like them.

890
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:50,040
I like how, I like how, you know, Ellen Page back in the day, she was fucking hot.

891
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,040
Oh yeah.

892
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,040
Ellen Page was really hot.

893
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,680
Everybody wanted to see her tits and now you can just go online and see like a picture

894
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:01,280
of Elliot Page's fucking cut titties.

895
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,640
I mean, I always thought that Elliot Page was a good looking girl.

896
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:12,240
I liked Ellen Page when she was, when she was a she, now she looks real sad or he looks

897
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,240
real sad.

898
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,760
I think he's happier now.

899
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,240
But they look way sadder.

900
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,520
Like have you seen like pictures of them recently?

901
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,320
They look miserable.

902
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320
Looks like he's smiling.

903
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,320
I don't know.

904
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,320
That's a smile.

905
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:29,960
He's like, he's got that one where he's like flexing.

906
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,320
Yeah, but like she was in Juneau is fucking.

907
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:41,440
Let me ask you, would you right now, would you with Elliot Page, do they still have a

908
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,440
vagina?

909
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:46,120
Yeah, they say I don't think she got a, he got a sex change.

910
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,120
That's a tough one.

911
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,080
How about you, Kyle?

912
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,520
That's a tough one.

913
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,680
Can I, can I, can I close my eyes and picture her as she was?

914
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,680
I guess.

915
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,680
I can do anything.

916
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,680
Yeah.

917
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,680
Fake vagina.

918
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,680
No, they have a real vagina.

919
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,680
I don't think he got a sex change.

920
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,320
Wait, let me look this up.

921
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,320
They got their, they, they got their tits cut off, but they didn't get their, their

922
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,280
pussy, you know, pulled out.

923
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,400
Cause I want to know what the fake vagina feels like.

924
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,960
You know, guy to a girl.

925
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:16,960
Really?

926
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,960
Top surgery.

927
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,160
I just want to know what it's like.

928
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,520
He still has a vagina.

929
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,360
He still has Elliot Page's vagina.

930
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,840
He still has Alan Page's fucking vagina.

931
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,840
Would you do it?

932
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,080
It's still a vagina.

933
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,120
So maybe I'll give it a, maybe you're fucking plow them out.

934
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,120
You do a good bro.

935
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120
Real fucking good.

936
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,120
I'll tell you that right now.

937
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,120
But it's still a vagina.

938
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:49,440
So it's like, like it's a, it's a natural vagina that you're still fucking.

939
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,160
So it's one of those things.

940
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,920
If you eat it, does that mean you sucked a deck?

941
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,120
No, it's still a vagina.

942
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,800
Like it didn't get like surgery done or anything.

943
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,800
This is what I think is wrong with your, your dick tests that you were talking about last

944
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,800
time.

945
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,960
Kyle is this, I was saying this is straight up through and through.

946
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,480
There's no outliers involved.

947
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,480
Yeah.

948
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,160
Talking men, women.

949
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,000
But what if you're like, I want to eat a fucking trans man's pussy.

950
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,320
Then what are you?

951
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:28,560
I think we can't count switcheroo's.

952
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:35,000
So if you fuck a vagina that's on a trans man, that's straight.

953
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:42,440
I mean, oh God, the tough questions.

954
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,680
We're asking the hard ones.

955
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,680
What if you get paid?

956
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,680
We're doing a great cast.

957
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,680
Hear me out.

958
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,760
What if you get pegged by a trans man, a trans or trans woman?

959
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,760
You mean, yeah.

960
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,040
Like what if Elliot page pegged you without being gay?

961
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,720
What it, well, here's a good one.

962
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:00,720
Here's an actual good one.

963
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,800
You can ponder what if you get pegged by a Thai lady boy?

964
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,480
Oh, like a twink.

965
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,120
No, you don't know what a lady boy is.

966
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,640
You don't know what a lady boy is.

967
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,640
Like a twink.

968
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,640
No, it's a lady.

969
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,840
No, you need to look up a lady boy right now.

970
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,840
Okay.

971
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:22,040
I mean, Thailand, I lady boy.

972
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:36,840
Oh, wait, what is Katowice translated as lady boys in English?

973
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:41,720
The term used by some people in Cambodia, Laos and Thailand, whose identities in English

974
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:49,280
may best be described as transgender women in some cases or effeminate gay men.

975
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:55,840
These people are not traditionally transgender, but are seen as a third gender.

976
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:03,780
So what I, what my conclusion on this is if you fuck a trans man that still has a vagina,

977
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:10,040
that was the natural vagina, not gay, but if you fucking have to fuck a butthole of

978
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:16,040
somebody who is a trans woman, that means that it's still gay because there's still

979
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,920
a dick attached to it, I think.

980
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:24,480
Yeah, but what if you get fucking pegged by a strap on in your asshole by fucking Elliot

981
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,480
Page, is that gay?

982
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,480
I don't know.

983
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480
I don't know.

984
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,480
Yeah, I don't know.

985
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,480
I think probably.

986
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:35,800
So these, these lady boys are men, technically.

987
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,800
They are.

988
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,800
They have a penis.

989
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,800
Is that gay?

990
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,800
Getting sucked in.

991
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,680
I think sucking any kind of dick is gay, right?

992
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,520
I think sucking a dick immediately is gay.

993
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:53,020
But fully she'll makes you partially a woman.

994
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:57,960
But like fucking a vagina on a person that says that they're a man, like they're trans

995
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,960
trans man.

996
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,960
Right.

997
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,960
That's the correct term for it.

998
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,960
Right.

999
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:07,080
Like if you fuck that one hell of a that'd be one hell of like a superhero style wrestler.

1000
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,080
I'm trans man.

1001
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,280
It's not like fucking, you know, Macho Man Randy Savage.

1002
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,120
I'm trans man, brother.

1003
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:22,480
But like the woman who's who transitioned to being a man but did not get bottom surgery,

1004
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,960
not gay to fuck that?

1005
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,760
Well, honestly, like in with trans men in the WWE, like he could like go out there or

1006
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,400
she could go out there and have the fake dick on.

1007
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:38,360
It's like their fucking their special move was to rip the fake dick off and then use

1008
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:39,360
it as a weapon.

1009
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,360
Oh, was that an actual person?

1010
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,160
No, that's that's I just created this.

1011
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,800
Oh, because it actually I've become a wrestler.

1012
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,800
I'm going to become trans man.

1013
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,320
Brother, I'll take this fucking dick off.

1014
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,040
Let me tell you something.

1015
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,160
I'm going to go in there and I'm going to read my cock off.

1016
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,160
All right.

1017
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:04,000
I'm going to come down here and I'm going to take this cock off and I'm going to shove

1018
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
it in your mouth.

1019
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,320
The power power is too sweet to be sour.

1020
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,520
The sky's the limit and the space is the place.

1021
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,520
Oh, yeah.

1022
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:18,520
How's my cock taste, brother?

1023
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,520
How much cocaine did he do?

1024
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,520
Come on.

1025
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,520
Come on.

1026
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,360
We're fucking fucking fucking a pedo.

1027
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:30,000
Dude, Macho Man Randy Savage is one of my favorite people on the planet, even though he's dead.

1028
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Like I love every now and again.

1029
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Oh, yeah.

1030
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
So pop up on my Facebook.

1031
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
It's just a promo with Randy Savage.

1032
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
He's the queen.

1033
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Yeah.

1034
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
All right, brother.

1035
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
The fuck is that?

1036
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Enjoying life.

1037
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:48,000
I like the what was the fucking one?

1038
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,800
Did you ever see him on Arsenio when he fucking went on there?

1039
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,720
It was Daniel on the way.

1040
00:50:53,720 --> 00:51:00,240
He just fucking comes out at the thing and he just goes and Arsenio goes, you're wearing

1041
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,240
a one black boot, one white boot.

1042
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,240
What's going on here?

1043
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240
He's like, I'm not racist.

1044
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,240
Okay.

1045
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,240
I'm more racist.

1046
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,560
Did you watch wrestling a lot as a kid?

1047
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,160
Yeah, but I didn't watch the like 2000s wrestling.

1048
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,680
My dad had like video tapes.

1049
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,880
So my dad had video tapes from the 1980s wrestling and that's the ones that I used to watch because

1050
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,880
I love.

1051
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,840
What would you say was the greatest moment you ever watched wrestling?

1052
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:24,840
Oh damn.

1053
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,840
So I watched wrestling.

1054
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:32,080
I like the modern like 2000 wrestling from like 2008 to like 2012.

1055
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,080
Yes.

1056
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,080
Yeah.

1057
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,800
I was before that was like attitude error.

1058
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,180
The attitude error was pretty cool, but I liked the golden.

1059
00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:42,560
I liked the golden era of the Hulk Hogan's and the macho man's and the ultimate war and

1060
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,560
shit.

1061
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:48,200
I remember like we were at central one time and you were just doing fucking impressions

1062
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,240
of all these wrestlers talking about fucking wrestling.

1063
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:56,200
So Larry's wrestling was a big part of my life as a kid.

1064
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:02,400
You know, I watched you're talking about like how like fucking drunk your parents were like

1065
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,960
watching wrestling or some shit.

1066
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,880
So Kyle, did you watch the golden age era like shit younger?

1067
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:16,600
I haven't really much, but like that Vince McMahon documentary.

1068
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,600
I didn't watch that.

1069
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,600
Was it good?

1070
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600
Oh my God.

1071
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,280
You absolutely have to watch it.

1072
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,680
I like fucking wrestling fan.

1073
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,560
Like I think like it's just that fucking good.

1074
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,480
I mean, I hear that they're releasing a New York Rangers documentary on Netflix soon.

1075
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,600
So who's your who's your favorite wrestler?

1076
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,900
Mine of all time.

1077
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,720
I like macho man macho man macho man.

1078
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Randy Savage.

1079
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,720
Oh my God.

1080
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:40,720
This is a hard one.

1081
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,240
Macho man or Hulk.

1082
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,440
I like Hulk Hogan too.

1083
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,080
I think but I think I think macho man squeaks squeaks him out.

1084
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,080
My generation.

1085
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,920
I liked John Cena and Triple H.

1086
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,680
I really like Triple H.

1087
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,720
Fucking Randy Orton was like the classic bad guy.

1088
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,080
You know, Stone Cold Steve Autism.

1089
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,080
That was pretty cool.

1090
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,640
No, I did like Stone Cold.

1091
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,920
I tried my first beer.

1092
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,320
I got from Stone Cold when I was like five years old.

1093
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,320
He sprayed the crowd in Albany with a decrescented beer truck.

1094
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,880
Oh, you remember Jeff Hardy?

1095
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,800
Yeah, Jeff Hardy.

1096
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,600
Like Jeff Hardy was one of my favorites.

1097
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,560
That one where he jumped off like the like 50 foot fucking pole.

1098
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:27,720
Like he climbed up to the fucking roof and just did a fucking flip and landed on Randy

1099
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720
Orton.

1100
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:33,120
I genuinely think my favorite wrestler might be like probably maybe The Undertaker.

1101
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,840
Yeah, that's a good one.

1102
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,840
That's a good one.

1103
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:40,400
I see The Undertaker, Triple H. I remember when I was a kid though, like as like I'm

1104
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,240
talking now like my favorite wrestler.

1105
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,400
As a kid though, when I like really watched it, I was so super stoked on The Rock.

1106
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,960
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

1107
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,320
I like The Rock and I like Stone Cold.

1108
00:53:54,320 --> 00:54:00,840
My dad was like a Triple H guy and we always fought all the time.

1109
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,000
I would always watch wrestling and my dad would come in and he'd be like, you know,

1110
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
that's not real, right?

1111
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
I'm like, yes it is.

1112
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
It's real.

1113
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,480
One of the first moments in my childhood was when I was like 11 years old and I found out

1114
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,480
wrestling was fake.

1115
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,480
I'm like, no, it's not.

1116
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,120
You know, like and then I found out it was fake.

1117
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,120
I was crushed.

1118
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,120
Yeah.

1119
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,120
Like devastated.

1120
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,120
I'm like, these guys really aren't throwing each other.

1121
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Like what?

1122
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:28,640
But like talk about throwing though, like the greatest moment I ever saw in wrestling

1123
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,360
was when Man Con.

1124
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,680
Oh, that was mine.

1125
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:36,960
Dude, dude, when he jumped fucking like off that on the fucking on to The Undertaker.

1126
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,040
He told Undertaker, because they started falling through the hell in the cell.

1127
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,960
They didn't expect that to happen.

1128
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,960
And he just goes, throw me off the fucking cage.

1129
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:49,240
And he's like, and another thing like, no, I'm not doing that.

1130
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,680
You're going to kill it, bro.

1131
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,680
Throw me off the fucking cage.

1132
00:54:53,680 --> 00:55:00,920
You hear the announcers say, fuck God, they killed him.

1133
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,160
But God is my witness.

1134
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,160
He is dead.

1135
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,160
Oh, that's what you're saying.

1136
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,160
I just thought you were like, this man's got a family.

1137
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,160
My God, this man.

1138
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:19,520
And then the fucking medics came over.

1139
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,520
It was DB.

1140
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,520
You know, you guys know what I'm talking about.

1141
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,840
DB suck dick behind the fucking McDonald's.

1142
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:33,680
So we go up there and he's laying on the ground just passed out.

1143
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,680
And all it is with cops.

1144
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:40,560
There's like two old cops and it was Coleman's brother was one of them.

1145
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:46,640
And it was like all of like the edge of five crew, whoever's down there, who's down there.

1146
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:51,880
But like the whoever the edge of crew was standing around him, just laying on the ground.

1147
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,480
And I just walk up with fucking Thompson.

1148
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,080
I go with God is my witness.

1149
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,080
His soul is black as hell.

1150
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:02,080
I tell you, he is dead.

1151
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,080
They killed him.

1152
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,080
I got he is dead.

1153
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,480
It's I was like, you know, my fucking body came on.

1154
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,960
And I looked at the body came.

1155
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,440
I just got a promo.

1156
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,440
Listen to the entire podcast.

1157
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,440
I was watching this.

1158
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,440
I'm coming for you.

1159
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,440
I swear to God, I hope and pray that you one day come out in that ring and face me in that

1160
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,440
square circle.

1161
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:39,080
But you got to admit that fucking the golden era promos were so much better than the like

1162
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,360
the 2000s promos because all the fathers were talked out of the light.

1163
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,040
I hated you know who I hated that I absolutely love now.

1164
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,560
Like in wrestling was edge.

1165
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,760
Oh, fucking yeah.

1166
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,160
I hated him and I think everybody did.

1167
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,440
But then, you know, he breaks his neck and like everything happened.

1168
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:03,920
But like you ever seen the video of him when he come out for fucking the Royal Rumble?

1169
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,520
No, I don't think so.

1170
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:11,400
No, it's the loudest crowd reaction pop you'll ever hear because like, you know, the Royal

1171
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:18,320
Rumble, they have, you know, and they're like, five, four, three, two, one.

1172
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:23,760
And now like context, I don't think edge had been in the ring for like over 10 years because

1173
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,880
he broke his neck and everything.

1174
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:30,760
And so like he the whole idea is he's never going to wrestle again.

1175
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,720
And you know how his song his entrance songs like you think you know me.

1176
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:35,720
He's fine.

1177
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:40,440
And it starts to think and it was just like it was quiet for like five seconds.

1178
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:46,960
It was like, you think you know me, you know, in the whole fucking crowd like like just

1179
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,960
goes nuts.

1180
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:52,480
And he comes out and you can see he's almost fucking crying because everybody's going crazy.

1181
00:57:52,480 --> 00:58:01,440
He's coming up for the match and he just comes down and say, oh, my God, you have to watch

1182
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,440
the video.

1183
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,440
It doesn't.

1184
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,560
I'm not doing it justice right now.

1185
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:10,360
Yeah, but the fucking the mankind versus fucking Undertaker fucking hell in the cell match

1186
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,440
was insane.

1187
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,120
I probably would put that as my top one, too.

1188
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,320
So my top that's my top moment.

1189
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,320
Yeah.

1190
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,280
So you we used to play at Central.

1191
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,760
It was a smack down versus raw twenty ten.

1192
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,640
That's one of the golden games ever.

1193
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,240
Dude, we love that shit.

1194
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,480
It was we made fucking Fred.

1195
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:38,520
It was like a custom character and we made a we made turtle, too, and we made him fight

1196
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,520
each other.

1197
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:46,280
We did it was Freddie versus turtle in front of match.

1198
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:52,480
They had like the fucking fucking hospital gloves on and everything.

1199
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,240
Yeah, I still have that.

1200
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,920
I probably still have that same game.

1201
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,400
It is fucking so fun.

1202
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,080
Cruz's fucking turtle and red.

1203
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,920
I definitely still have that disk with the saved out of Fred and turtle on it.

1204
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920
Oh, my God.

1205
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:07,920
It was so funny.

1206
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,840
God, dude, we made everybody we made each other like we had each other in the game,

1207
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,560
too, like that we address with.

1208
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,840
And then I can't believe I never made the game.

1209
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:17,840
This is fucking ridiculous.

1210
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:22,560
It was awesome.

1211
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,720
What else do we have?

1212
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,720
Officer skullcracker.

1213
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,720
Oh, yeah, he was cool.

1214
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:34,360
This fucking dude was like an officer on this one call.

1215
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,800
He got fired like two days later.

1216
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,440
He was like he's like, yeah, I'm going to once I go off orientation, I'm going to go

1217
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,520
out there and fucking crack some schools, man.

1218
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:48,400
Like I'm going to fuck him up like he fucking sees us listening.

1219
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,200
He's like, you guys didn't hear that.

1220
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:55,720
Like I'm like, hear what he never made it off orientation.

1221
00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:01,560
Yeah, I was just like, oh, okay, that's interesting.

1222
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:05,480
Oh, my God, there's so much stupid shit.

1223
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,600
What was another one that we did?

1224
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,360
We play guitar here all the time.

1225
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,240
Guitar hero was a huge fucking thing that we played.

1226
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,240
Oh, my God.

1227
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,080
You got to get Sean on here to talk about his fucking guitar hero.

1228
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,080
Fuck you.

1229
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,920
I'm doing this for me.

1230
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,760
So you ever played Guitar Hero 3, Kyle?

1231
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:27,800
I definitely played Guitar Hero, but I don't know which numbers.

1232
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:33,120
So the song at the last song of Guitar Hero 3 is won by Metallica.

1233
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,160
And once we get to the solo, everybody fucks it up.

1234
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,160
Oh, yeah.

1235
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,160
So it was brutal.

1236
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:46,920
So fucking deepest is trying to fucking play the solo for one and he keeps crashing out

1237
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,920
every single time.

1238
01:00:47,920 --> 01:01:07,800
It's the part where it's like everybody fucks up on it.

1239
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:12,320
So it's a beef is keep fucking failing and he's like, he's like, I got to do this for

1240
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,320
me.

1241
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,320
What's that?

1242
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,320
Lars is coming for you.

1243
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,880
Oh, yeah.

1244
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,640
This fucking locked my PS2 in the soup's office because he couldn't be won by Metallica.

1245
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:31,440
Well, like, so did you ever I don't know how much music like live music gets listened to.

1246
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:38,080
But did you ever watch the the fucking what do you call it?

1247
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,200
The Monsters in Moscow thing?

1248
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,760
No, no.

1249
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:49,600
So it's like Pantera, Metallica, some Russian band fucking.

1250
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,960
Who else is there?

1251
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,620
There's two other like metal bands.

1252
01:01:54,620 --> 01:02:01,600
But basically, like so Pantera comes out, it goes to bands, Pantera, Metallica.

1253
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,600
And that was it.

1254
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,520
Like that was that was the end of the show.

1255
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:09,440
There is probably no less than three million people in the crowd.

1256
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,440
Jesus Christ.

1257
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:15,600
And it's in Moscow during like right before the fall of the Soviet Union, like the same

1258
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,840
year as the fall of Soviet Union.

1259
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:22,840
And fucking Pantera goes out there.

1260
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,880
They play their set like a five song set, but they end with domination.

1261
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,920
They don't have a breakdown.

1262
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,920
Domination.

1263
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:33,320
Just they like you see the funniest part of the video is like during the breakdown of

1264
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:40,800
domination, you see one of the Russian soldiers like fucking take his uniform off and just

1265
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,880
set it on the ground and go into the crowd.

1266
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:52,200
And like so after Pantana gets done, fucking like they play floods and shit to floods is

1267
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,320
probably our song.

1268
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,560
They just fucking do it.

1269
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,000
It was wild.

1270
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,960
They played they played domination.

1271
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:01,160
They played walk.

1272
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:05,000
They played what's the floods?

1273
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,320
Ah, fuck.

1274
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,200
What's the name of that song?

1275
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,480
It's like, oh, God, I'm going to I'm going to this love this love.

1276
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,080
They play that song.

1277
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,880
This love love.

1278
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:27,000
Yeah, fucking they just play a killer set and but basically like so they get done.

1279
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,320
Pantana gets done and die back there.

1280
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:34,760
Looks at Kirk Hammett goes top that bitch.

1281
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:41,600
So now like Kurt is like, all right, I guess I got to try to top this.

1282
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:45,200
And they go out there just absolutely crushed.

1283
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,840
They play like an hour and a half set.

1284
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,840
They don't play like five songs.

1285
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:48,840
They play an hour and a half set.

1286
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,160
They start with Enter Sandman.

1287
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:56,720
They start with Enter Sandman and the whole crowd the whole time is like, and the whole

1288
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:02,280
crowd is just like a giant wave going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

1289
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,240
And they leave.

1290
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,880
And so the fucking video is surreal.

1291
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:11,040
There's fucking war helicopters flying around and shit.

1292
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,380
Soldiers holding rifles in this crowd just going crazy.

1293
01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:19,200
But then when they played, they leave off the stage, say the concert's done.

1294
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,680
And then, you know, all the crowds like, you know, yelling for an encore, encore, encore.

1295
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:29,240
And all of a sudden you just hear boom, click the guns going off and they come out and they

1296
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,240
start playing one.

1297
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,240
Oh, that's awesome.

1298
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,320
At that point in time, I'm pretty sure that's when the Soviet Union fell.

1299
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:40,520
Like they started playing one and then they get to the whole crowd.

1300
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,560
They're moshing out there.

1301
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:46,120
Soldiers are taking their uniforms off, putting them on the ground and saying, you know what,

1302
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,120
fuck this.

1303
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,360
Dude, we can take down fucking the Soviets.

1304
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,320
We can take down the Russians now with fucking Metallica, dude.

1305
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,560
The power of rock and roll, dude.

1306
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,560
Send them back over.

1307
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,560
They'll stop fucking around.

1308
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,840
Fucking Soviets.

1309
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,440
They'll be like, hey, Russia, remember what happened last time?

1310
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:09,040
We're going to do it again.

1311
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,480
But yeah, you got to watch that Monsters and Monskow.

1312
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,520
One of my favorites.

1313
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:16,280
Did you ever see this isn't metal, but this is just a fucking fantastic show.

1314
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,880
Did you ever see Peter Frampton?

1315
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,640
Do you feel like we do that one live show where he's fucking had like a fever and he's

1316
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,720
like delirious and it was one of the best times that he ever played.

1317
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,920
Fucking do you feel like we do?

1318
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,600
Oh my God, it's fucking awesome.

1319
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:35,040
Dude, like that's a that's if you like, if you, if you, if you look it up, it's literally

1320
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,440
just called like it's Peter.

1321
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:41,120
If you look up Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do live and you watch it?

1322
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,640
Dude is fucking, he had a fever of a hundred and four and he went out on the stage and

1323
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,760
just played that being delirious.

1324
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:52,000
And it's like the part where he makes his guitar talk by being like, do you feel like

1325
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
we do?

1326
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Yeah.

1327
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000
The talk box.

1328
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,000
Yeah.

1329
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Fucking when he did that, the entire crowd goes fucking nuts.

1330
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,680
And he, and then like Peter Frampton did like an interview later.

1331
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,280
He's just like, I could never do that.

1332
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,080
Like I could never do that show ever again.

1333
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:06,600
He just goes, that was the best time I'm ever going to play that song because it's just

1334
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:11,040
like so many, like he was like, yeah, the fucking, the fucking fever.

1335
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,960
It makes you fucking, I don't know, go to another level or some shit.

1336
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,960
Yeah.

1337
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,960
But he's like Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan when he played that flu game.

1338
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:19,960
Oh yeah.

1339
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:20,960
Flu game.

1340
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,960
Yeah.

1341
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,000
Dude, dude, when you're, when your body's like at it, like it's, it's, it's breaking

1342
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000
point.

1343
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,960
It starts pulling out shit that you don't know that it could do.

1344
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,840
But like, dude, fucking if you, if, if you got time eventually, it's, I think it's a

1345
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:37,060
12 minute like thing because he did like the fucking whole extended of the song.

1346
01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:40,040
But Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do live was fucking awesome?

1347
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,040
Like, I love you.

1348
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:48,320
Have you seen, have you seen the Prince, uh, rock and roll hall of fame thing?

1349
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,600
Uh, I think you talked about it last time.

1350
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,600
Oh my God.

1351
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,600
Oh my God.

1352
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,760
I will continue to beat this drum.

1353
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:02,200
Like he just pretty much gives a massive middle finger to Rolling Stone magazine and just

1354
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,040
says like, fuck you.

1355
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,920
I'm the fucking God.

1356
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:06,920
Yeah.

1357
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,680
And why am I good out there for the plate?

1358
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,040
George Harrison's, uh, what is it?

1359
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,280
Why my guitar gently weeps.

1360
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,280
Yeah.

1361
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,040
And you don't even realize Prince is out there.

1362
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:22,760
You know, it's Tom Petty singing and they got a whole bunch of people with his plan.

1363
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:26,960
It's like 12 musicians up there playing all different instruments and it comes time for

1364
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:31,560
the final solo and he just shreds it for 10 minutes straight.

1365
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:36,280
And at the end of it just takes the guitar off, throws it at the Rolling Stone magazine

1366
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:40,480
people pretty much throws him a middle finger and just walks off the stage.

1367
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,480
He was like, fuck you.

1368
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,480
Yeah.

1369
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,680
Just like I've never seen better.

1370
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,080
Like just shreds, bro.

1371
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,080
Absolutely shreds.

1372
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:55,760
Do you want to say like, Oh, you guys want to leave me off of the, uh, top guitars of

1373
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,400
all time list?

1374
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400
Me?

1375
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,160
Do you have that?

1376
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:07,120
Here's another really good one, a fucking, um, Phil Collins doing, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

1377
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,120
in the, uh, feeling in the air tonight.

1378
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:14,840
Like, um, it was on his last leg of his, uh, of his farewell tour and it was the last time

1379
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,040
that he was going to play it live and it was fucking nuts.

1380
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:23,200
Like when the fucking, it's the, all the drops get me every time, dude.

1381
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,640
Oh my God.

1382
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,200
And like watching that shit live because like he just fucking, he walks around the stage

1383
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:33,360
without an instrument for fucking like the first like four minutes of the song.

1384
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:37,080
And then he progressively gets closer to the drum kit and you're like, Oh fuck, it's coming.

1385
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,320
I know it's common.

1386
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,600
And he sits down at the drum kit, like right before the thing.

1387
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,960
And he starts like holding up the sticks and everyone's going nuts.

1388
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,640
And he's just like, all right, Jay Paul, and he just goes, okay.

1389
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:53,480
And then like they're like, and the hurt doesn't show the pain still grows.

1390
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:57,440
So strange to you and he's do do do do do do.

1391
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,120
And it's fucking, ah, it was so weird.

1392
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,600
So fucking cool, man.

1393
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,000
I wish I was there, but I was, you know, fucking like 14.

1394
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,800
I call him right then there.

1395
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:08,680
Dude, because we used to play that before he played football matches.

1396
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,000
Like that was like our, like our before, like, like the air.

1397
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,000
Yeah.

1398
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:18,120
We do that was your, that was like, that was our, like our locker room pregame hype song.

1399
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,120
Like we do that.

1400
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,520
But right before we walked out to play the game and that shit would fucking get you fired

1401
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,520
up.

1402
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:27,040
Ours was probably sky's the limit by a little Wayne.

1403
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,040
Yeah.

1404
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:33,640
And then when we got back after we won, we played birthday song.

1405
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:42,600
Last birthday, all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho.

1406
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,480
All I want for it.

1407
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,160
But like we wouldn't even let the song finish.

1408
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,760
We'd get to the fucking breakdown.

1409
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:51,680
Like where you start fucking doing like the do do do do.

1410
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:56,040
And we just start punching the lockers and shit because it just gets fucking hyped.

1411
01:09:56,040 --> 01:10:00,280
So we just start punching the fucking lockers and we're like, let's fucking go.

1412
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:07,960
I kid have played with, got an eye infection because he smashed his head off a locker once.

1413
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,960
Really?

1414
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:09,960
Like before.

1415
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:10,960
Yeah.

1416
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:11,960
He smashed his head off a locker before it came.

1417
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:12,960
He was so hyped up.

1418
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:13,960
We were all hyped.

1419
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,160
He smashes his head off the locker.

1420
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:21,440
Now he's bleeding into his eye the entire game and he got a massive eye.

1421
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,080
Yeah.

1422
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,360
Because we would do that, but we do the entire thing in complete darkness.

1423
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,660
We had cut, we'd cut off the entire lights to the entire locker room.

1424
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,060
So it would just be pitch black in there.

1425
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:35,160
And all you'd see was the fucking light from the JBL speaker, like flashing.

1426
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,800
And then like it would flash to like the beat of the song.

1427
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,520
So like when we were all like fucking hyped up and hitting the lockers, it was just going

1428
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:41,520
do do do do.

1429
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,360
And like the fucking light was like flashing like through the beat of the song.

1430
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,080
It was always such a cool vibe, man.

1431
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,080
It really was.

1432
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,400
Dude, I got so fucking hyped to that shit.

1433
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:55,720
I was like to this day, if I'm doing like a like if I'm at the gym and I have to and

1434
01:10:55,720 --> 01:11:00,000
I'm doing like my one met one rep maps, I will sit there on the bench for fucking two

1435
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,560
minutes listening to the song until the fucking thing goes until the drum fucking kicks in.

1436
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,160
And I'm like, all right, fucking just do that one rep max.

1437
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:12,200
Dude, that song still gets me hyped to this day.

1438
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,680
I fucking love that song.

1439
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,680
What?

1440
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,680
In the air tonight?

1441
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,680
Yeah.

1442
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,680
Fuck.

1443
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,680
My back hurts.

1444
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:23,680
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

1445
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,680
Oh, no.

1446
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,680
All right.

1447
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,920
I think Dan will be here soon.

1448
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:38,160
Let's take a break and we'll be back on Untitled Podcast.

1449
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,160
All right.

1450
01:11:39,160 --> 01:12:00,920
Yeah, welcome back to the Untitled Podcast.

1451
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:10,120
So 98, boy, got the suicide boys on the fucking on the line, Tyler.

1452
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,120
Airwaves.

1453
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:17,440
So we're talking about ghost hunting at this hotel.

1454
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:21,320
Sarah, what's your what's your game plan going into the ghost?

1455
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,320
I'm here.

1456
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,320
I'm just going to bring some gear, maybe leave it out at the night, see if we get anything

1457
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:31,080
done, you know, type of thing, you know, maybe maybe ask some questions here and there, a

1458
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,200
couple of sessions, do a little spirit box.

1459
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,320
I got a voice recorder.

1460
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:40,760
I got a night night vision camera connecting charge all night.

1461
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:45,240
I got to figure out how to charge it because it's been fucking up when I tried it lately.

1462
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,200
Like what if we keep the charger on it and just keep it running all night?

1463
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,200
Yeah, I could do that.

1464
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:50,200
I could do that.

1465
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,320
Yeah, you know, kind of connect to a computer.

1466
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:53,600
Oh, that's that's good.

1467
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,040
Just keep it running from like an angle of the room.

1468
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:59,480
Yeah, and then see if anything good happens throughout the night and we don't see, you

1469
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:02,480
know, Kyle jerking off or something.

1470
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:10,840
Kyle, Kyle's going to have way too many Bud Lights to even get an erection that day.

1471
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,440
So got that whiskey dick.

1472
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:14,440
Yeah.

1473
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:22,320
So you hear of I watch what's it called Sam and Kobe or whatever on YouTube.

1474
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,320
There are ghost hunters.

1475
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,320
Oh, those fags.

1476
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,320
Yeah.

1477
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:30,760
But they do this thing called the fucking essence method where they have one one guy

1478
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,400
listens to a spirit box with headphones.

1479
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,520
Right.

1480
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,940
And another guy is asking questions, but the guy with the headphones can't hear him.

1481
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:43,400
So it's like whenever so they ask questions and then the other guy hears something in

1482
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:47,640
the spirit box and sometimes like an answer to the question and then they say what they

1483
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:48,640
hear.

1484
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,060
Yeah, I can do.

1485
01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:54,080
I could do the listening in because I'm pretty good at picking out voices through it because

1486
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,600
I've done it a lot like you'll just.

1487
01:13:56,600 --> 01:14:00,400
So I guess you just put on the headphones and like whenever you hear like a word or

1488
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,000
something, you just say it.

1489
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:07,200
And sometimes like I'll be asking questions and yeah, the answer that might work out.

1490
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,920
That seems like a pretty good, you know, that's not a that's not a bad theory.

1491
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,200
Like what is your name?

1492
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,200
Beelzebub.

1493
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:18,080
You'll be like, huh, interesting.

1494
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:23,240
Do you know, do you know like the history behind the hotel or why it's haunted?

1495
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,520
Just an old ass hotel.

1496
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:29,800
I think that, you know, hotels are the places where most suicides happen.

1497
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:30,800
That's correct.

1498
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:31,800
Why?

1499
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,160
People like to kill themselves not in their house and they'll have somebody.

1500
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,320
But if you think about it, kill yourself in a hotel.

1501
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,560
Oh, someone's always going to find you because you got, you know, the like the cleaning people

1502
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,560
that are.

1503
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,960
Well, why do you care about people finding you?

1504
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:47,480
Because that some people when they die, they want to have somebody, you know, find them.

1505
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,480
That's a weird thing to think about when you're dying.

1506
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:50,480
Yeah.

1507
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:52,000
It's like I want somebody to find my dead body.

1508
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,040
Well, I guess like you don't want like your family to find you.

1509
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,040
Yeah, that type of thing.

1510
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,760
So you're going to have somebody find you and it's not going to be your family, you

1511
01:14:58,760 --> 01:14:59,760
know, type thing.

1512
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:06,600
But I would say a lot of people like that don't have like a close family.

1513
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,600
It's not necessarily true.

1514
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,840
Not necessarily.

1515
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,440
A lot of fucking murders happen at hotels, right?

1516
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,440
Yeah.

1517
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:15,440
Murders happen at hotels.

1518
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,440
Look it up.

1519
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,440
Look up the ghost stories on the hotel.

1520
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:18,440
You got the Jamie.

1521
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,440
Look that up for me.

1522
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:21,920
I'm going to go dive deeper into this shit.

1523
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:29,760
But while you're diving deeper, I don't know if I'm going to say that.

1524
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,960
It's a story that I might tell off the podcast.

1525
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:38,720
And if we come back after another break, I can see if we can talk about that because

1526
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:39,720
that's really funny.

1527
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:41,160
But what are you referring to?

1528
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:47,040
I'll tell you after like we go on a break again.

1529
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:52,320
Hotels and saranac lake, goblins ghosts and other spirits of the night.

1530
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,340
Do they got goblins do?

1531
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:55,340
Hell yeah.

1532
01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:57,020
They got fucking goblins.

1533
01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:01,080
Do goblins ghosts and other spirits and they all promise to be wandering the streets of

1534
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:04,180
serenac lake on Halloween.

1535
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:10,480
But even the battles of Hotel Serenac, there may be a sighting of a distinguished man dressed

1536
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:15,080
in a black suit with tails and top hat.

1537
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080
Yeah.

1538
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,680
top hat? What does that mean? Like you ever see like the old like old style like

1539
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:25,200
tuxedo tails like coattails? Yeah. So is this the hat man? Might be a hat man,

1540
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:28,680
dude. We might see a hat man. Dude, we might see the fucking hat man. It's a man

1541
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:32,760
dressed in a black suit with tails and a top hat. Do they have red eyes and you

1542
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:38,360
know shadow? People will say this man is Howard Little and no he's not a costume.

1543
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:42,480
Saranac Lakes High School once stood on the grounds where Hotel Saranac

1544
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:47,200
currently is located and dearly departed Little was the superintendent of schools

1545
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:52,560
for 35 years. He was known for roaming the high school hallways and keeping the

1546
01:16:52,560 --> 01:17:06,080
students in line. What he just beat the shit out of the kids. Hotel Saranac replaced the high school in 1926. Little moved on to the new high school.

1547
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:09,720
Apparently his spirit did not. People claim to have seen him wandering the

1548
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:16,140
halls of the hotel perhaps looking to keep a stray student in line. This dude's

1549
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:20,700
really a hard ass. Fuck that guy. Dude, so we're gonna we're gonna go hunting after

1550
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:28,360
Little here? Yeah I guess he's one of the guests. Saranac Lake has also been known

1551
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:33,120
for its treatment of tuberculosis. Interesting. It has a share of ghost stories

1552
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:38,080
associated with people who were treated there. Hotel Saranac was among the many

1553
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:42,080
grand hotels populating Saranac Lake during that time where people came from

1554
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:49,600
around the country to be treated for tuberculosis. Susan Murphy-Goth.

1555
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:57,240
Murphy-Goth. Part of the Adirondack Park. Like Nick Groff? Yeah like Nick Groff.

1556
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:02,360
They conducted a two-day paranormal investigation in the Hotel Saranac.

1557
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:07,320
Worked up the hotel for five years and experienced frequent paranormal activity.

1558
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:11,480
Interesting. Among her stories include brushes with the spirit of the cat

1559
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:17,840
believed to belong to Emily Balslam, a long-term resident who died in 83. Every

1560
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:23,160
floor seems to have a story from the sightings near the ball roof on the

1561
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:27,840
second floor. There's a little girl who supposedly walks in the halls on the

1562
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:34,560
fourth floor. Singing that can be heard on the sixth floor and of course signs

1563
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:40,480
that Howard Little is still roaming the basement of the building. Yo dude! What? We

1564
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,800
gotta ask him if we can you know roam some of the floors see what's going on.

1565
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:49,480
So there's a cat on the third floor. There's a little girl who walks the

1566
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:52,960
halls of the fourth floor. That one's kind of cool. And there's people that are

1567
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:59,080
singing on the sixth floor and fucking Howard Little the hat man is in the basement.

1568
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:08,960
That's fucking sick dude. I wonder if they fucking let people ghost hunt.

1569
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:13,880
We'll ask them. Why don't you give them a call and see what we can do. They think we're

1570
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:19,080
fucking insane. No they wouldn't. They probably have a bunch of people asking.

1571
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:29,400
I'm gonna see if Dan got in a car accident because it's been like it's

1572
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:37,120
been like 40 minutes. Oh shit. Oh fuck. His phone is dead. Oh no remember what he said?

1573
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:42,040
He said he hasn't been taking his phone to work right? Oh yeah. It's getting off

1574
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:48,840
the grid. I appreciate that. I've been uh. Detoxing from. Well no I mean I

1575
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:55,000
should. I've been too crashing out too much about the fucking Blakel shit.

1576
01:19:55,000 --> 01:20:02,480
Yeah you have been. You really have been crashing out too much dude. You've crashed out a whole lot dude.

1577
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:07,880
Oh it's just like the shit that's going on. It's just unbelievable. Like I wouldn't

1578
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:12,840
fucking imagine it in my wildest dreams that this fucking shit could get this

1579
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:21,640
retarded this quickly. You know what I mean? Shit's always fucking retarded dude. But then you realize like people

1580
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:27,240
uh people are crashing out about like Obama and shit and George Bush and shit

1581
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:34,320
like back in the day. Crashing out all the time dude. Yeah like you had fucking

1582
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:47,740
American idiot. That was a political diss towards Bush apparently? Yeah American idiot was like. Or was that just like at

1583
01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:52,120
Republicans in general? Yeah it was like kind of towards Republicans because it

1584
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:58,120
was like all anti-war like the Iraq war started for no reason. We basically

1585
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:04,480
attacked the wrong country because we said they were responsible for 9-11 but

1586
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:09,560
it was kind of like a military political protest of that war and George Bush.

1587
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:16,400
George Bush does not care about black people. George Bush does not care about black people. That was one of the

1588
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:22,640
funniest like just random Kanye things. Fucking yay. You know I hear like the

1589
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:31,160
ghost of Dan upstairs but I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's him or not. Might be. I gotta take a piss. We'll be put right back and we're gonna

1590
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:34,400
investigate what happened to Dan.

1591
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:52,280
Welcome back to onto the podcast. We got Dan here. Oh yeah. Kyle uh Kyle's power went out or some shit. I think we already went over that.

1592
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:58,520
Oh did we? Yes. Oh damn. Welcome Dan to the podcast. We were talking about whether

1593
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:06,600
fucking Ellen Page was gay. We gotta get Dan's opinion on that. Dude that's gayer. That's gayer than having sex with an actual guy.

1594
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:15,160
Well how is that gayer than having sex with an actual guy? It's a vagina though. Dude I don't care. Okay let me see a picture of her.

1595
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:28,920
Let me see how trans they are. How transitioned this person is. Let's see here. Oh jeez there we go Dan. I can't turn my computer around.

1596
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:48,440
I actually might make this the uh that's really gay. That's so gay but they still have a vagina. Dude it's not the one percent of the person that matters.

1597
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:58,760
That's like that's fucking gay. What if they have a sheet over their entire body from like the top down or like like the entire like

1598
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:09,960
abdomen and face. It was just a vagina. What about Ellen Page when she was still Ellen Page? Yeah. Oh yeah of course. But what's the

1599
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:16,040
difference then? Yeah what is the difference? She looks like a fucking guy. Well what if there was a sheet over him? She kind of looked like a guy before anyway.

1600
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:26,440
What I'm saying is there was a sheet over him. If there's a sheet over him now apparently. But there's a vagina that you can fuck. Yeah it's just like a vagina.

1601
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:35,000
I don't know dude it takes so much more for me than just a fucking vagina. Really? Yeah. I gotta have the whole thing going on dude. I'm a big curves guy.

1602
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:46,680
I like feeling like the you know the whole like you know what I mean. Yeah. That's cool. But like so so would you say that a trans man if you fuck them that's straight?

1603
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:56,360
Or a trans woman fucking them is straight. Dude I feel like it's less a lot less gay than that. So fucking an asshole with a penis attached

1604
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:08,440
you know that's that's that has tits and it's shaped like a woman. If you're sitting at a dinner table with this person what do other people think? Listen they don't need to know what we're doing behind closed doors.

1605
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:18,920
Like your family. Like that aside I don't care about that dude. You know what I mean? Like in the dark you don't even know any of that all right. What I'm saying is you're sitting at a dinner table.

1606
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:31,080
We're not taking them out to dinner we're just fucking them. Okay but but that's that's what I'm looking at. I'm looking at the whole I'm a holistic person. So you're a social you're looking at this socially not socially yeah.

1607
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:42,520
But what like just I don't think I don't think. Primarily would you fuck the vagina? No not if it's attached to that thing dude it's disgusting. But it's a real vagina. Okay have you ever seen. You don't even look that fucking masculine.

1608
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:57,560
Have you ever seen. I dude it's even worse. That's even worse. He looks like he's fucking 15 years old. Looks like a 15 year old boy. He's fucking 30 though. That's fucked up. I thought they were older. I thought they were like 35. Yeah probably 35.

1609
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:16,520
Pull up Buck Angel. Who's Buck Angel? Who the fuck is Buck Angel? Elliot Page 38 years old. No it's not that much older than you Dan. Buck Angel. How old are you like 33? Buck Angel is American sex educator and former pornographic film actor.

1610
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:46,440
I can't even see this fucking. What the fuck is that? He's a transsexual man. Oh shit. Did you see pictures of his man gina? No. Look at it. Vagina? Look. Images. Oh no. Controversial. Are you 21? No. I gotta put my fucking ID for this shit. What the fuck. I'd be like are you 21? I love when they ask that now. Just turn off safe search.

1611
01:25:46,440 --> 01:26:15,000
Turn off the blur there. Oh my god. What the fuck is going on here? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? I can't see any of this. I just see the expressions on their faces. I wish that could have been the podcast photo. Somebody give me your phone and then go back to the screen. No no look at this one. What? What do you want to talk about? The man with a pussy. What the fuck is that?

1612
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:42,760
All right. All right. So if it's fucking that is fucking that gay. Yes, that's my point. It's like it doesn't come down to the fucking, you know, this fucking tiny piece of real estate. What the fuck? You know, that's fucking gay. That is disgusting. That person. Buck Angel is famous. I don't know who the fuck that is. I don't know who the fuck that is either. Oh yeah. Buck Angel is super famous. That like in like he's famous in the trans foreign community.

1613
01:26:42,760 --> 01:27:12,720
No, Buck Angel is like really well known. I've never heard of this person in my life. Yeah, it was like it was like Buck Angel is like the original like what the fuck is that? Like how long has Buck Angel been a thing? Oh dude, like I remember in high school. Buck Angel is a thing. When did you graduate high school? 2008. Damn. Yeah. So you guys were still watching like two girls, one cup type shit dude. No, not in 2008. That was like that was like no. It was like 2008.

1614
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:42,720
2004. Was it? Yeah, I've actually never seen it. I've never seen either. Never seen it. I saw it. No, but I remember everybody talking about it. I don't want to. Yeah, me neither. It's rough. Don't don't. I heard it's like not real though. It's not. It's ice cream, but it's still. Oh really? Looks fake. I mean it still looks semi real. Damn. So it actually is fucking ice cream. Yeah, that's that's what it came out as that it was ice cream. But like.

1615
01:27:42,760 --> 01:28:12,760
Still like it's coming out of their asshole like they shoved ice cream in their ass and then made the oh, that's not gross. That's not that bad. That is pretty. That's there's I mean, dude, for fucking it's two thousand twenty five now. That's out there like that. That bad. That's pretty. Do you remember back for back then? The shock video like the pain Olympics. You remember those? I never saw that. That was like a shock like site where they like show like people like getting like their hands cut off and shit like it was like one of those like shock sites kind of like a

1616
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:42,760
like rotten dot com and shit. You remember that like like how they had like, you know, like people getting their heads blown off and shit like it was like something like that, but like it progressively got like the pain Olympics was like you ever watch the video of the ISIS guy sawing off the person's fucking head. Yeah, I didn't see any of that shit. That was rough because he was like a serrated edge to it wasn't like straight. There's it was not a sharp knife. No, it was awful. It's pretty fucking awful. I mean, we've actually seen real

1617
01:28:42,760 --> 01:29:12,760
people die, so you know, like for us being like, that's kind of rough. I couldn't imagine like a normal person seeing that and being like some people love that shit really. Yeah, there was like fucking like people get off to like people getting their heads. Hell yeah. If you ever go for Chan, there's like people that like like fucking gore porn. Dude, that's that's fucked up. Like how could that like get anything out of you, dude? It's just like I feel like I don't know. It's probably the people that are like,

1618
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:42,760
really in the horror movies and like I'm in the horror movies, but I don't want to see someone like a real person get cut in half and shit. Yeah, like I'm not like sexually aroused when fucking I see someone in saw get their head crushed or some shit like it's not. How do we let that happen though? Like how do we just let fucking ISIS kidnap this American and not go into there before American? Yeah, yeah, it was American reporters that got killed really. I says yeah, that got their fucking heads cut off. Oh, well, they got it. They got theirs.

1619
01:29:42,760 --> 01:30:12,760
What they got theirs. Isis fucked them up. I don't know. This isn't even really a thing anymore. Yeah, we like yeah, but this was back in like 2013 ish. That was a Taliban. That's not Isis. I just didn't come around to like 2017. Oh, maybe it was. Yeah, maybe it was like later than that. I think they fucking cut their heads off and then like how did the Americans not go in there and like stop that like I think they did though we did. Yeah, I think I like really hard like really like like

1620
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:30,280
a lot of money and a lot of guns, a lot of airplanes, a lot of helicopters, a lot of MRAPs, a whole lot of fucking missiles like I think we did. I don't think we just sat there said, oh, that's unfortunate. I know, but I definitely I definitely watched the video of a guy getting his head cut off though.

1621
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:43,960
I mean, they're going to capture people and they're going to kill him because they're fucking terrorists. That's what they fucking do. You can't like like one guy getting killed and then a bunch of Americans going in and slaughtering their entire fucking like organization like.

1622
01:30:43,960 --> 01:31:13,560
Yes, damn, that's right, dude, fuck man. If I was over there though, like if I grew up over there, if we all grew up over there, we'd all be in Isis probably yeah, but like yeah, maybe I mean, are you able to choose what side? Aren't there some people that are just regular civilians though, like not Isis? Yes, it's a country. It's a country. That's not just like the country of Isis.

1623
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:19,960
Why did you say we would all be in Isis? Because we're all extremists over in America. We'd probably be extremists in the Middle East too.

1624
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:28,720
So my my buddy, well, as a kid, I used to work with at Home Depot. Fucking kid was hilarious. Used to come in fucking just rolling on Xanax dude.

1625
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:38,480
All the time because he got blown up in an IED in Iraq in his Humvee. So dude, of course, he's going to be fucking addicted to pills.

1626
01:31:38,480 --> 01:32:08,400
Like Valium and shit. No, I think it was just Xanax was his thing. Really? Yeah, that's not even a painkiller. No, but I don't know. They probably gave gave it to him for anxiety. I'm sure. Yeah, I mean, I have crippling PTSD at that point. But he said that he's like, dude, if look, if I was over there, like if I grew up over there, I'd join Isis because there's literally fucking nothing to do. Just sand is like, yeah, I would just everybody like you would do it. I would do it. Everybody. Yeah, I mean, you would have to be a part of the.

1627
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:21,440
You know, political group that is in control. I actually think he's talking about the Taliban, but same shit, you know, they're they're they're two sides the same coin. Yeah, same thing. But I had a thing that I talked about with Casey before the break.

1628
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:31,680
Or after that during the break that I was worried about saying it, but I think it's pretty funny. So I think it's funny. One of my ex girlfriends was a cutter.

1629
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:48,960
Like pretty bad, like her arms and legs were all like scard up and shit. But I'm autistic. So like, you know, when we were just hanging out like together and stuff, I'd be like rubbing her scars like back and forth, like kind of like getting like a weird like like a sensation of like the bumps on like the skin.

1630
01:32:48,960 --> 01:33:04,200
And like I used to fucking love that feeling. And she was like, she was just like, she's like, you love me, even though my scars. I'm just like, your scars are beautiful. But in my autistic mind, I'm like, that just feels real nice. Right. So really smooth skin, except for the scars.

1631
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:18,440
This is going to sound weird. I'm like, I'm trying to think of like what that would feel like. I want you when we leave. I want you to feel the seats in my car. Really? Yeah. And I bet it feels exactly as like ribs, rig, rig, rig, ridges in it. Yeah, it's got an extremely light texture on place.

1632
01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:34,440
It's got an extremely light texture on plastic seats. Right. So it's like, it's like you just and it's like lines. Oh, yeah. So the way you're describing it, that's like what I feel like in my head. It would feel like. Yeah. Because it's like imagine like a woman's smooth skin.

1633
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:49,000
Like you know, bumps like scarring just light though. Like, yeah, I'm just like, I'm not like doing like fucking like doing that. Like I'm like, no, no, no. But they're light scars. Oh, no. They're heavy scars. Oh, really? She was a bad cutter. Oh, no. Like she was like, no, no. She was cutting.

1634
01:33:49,000 --> 01:34:07,600
Like she was cutting to end it. But like, like from from like here all the way up to her shoulder on both arms and from her knees up to her like pretty much her pussy was all just scarring like cutting scars. Kind of hot, though. Not gonna lie.

1635
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:21,280
But like I'd be like rubbing the scars because I just like the feeling of it because I'm autistic and she's like, oh, you love me because of my scars. I'm like, yeah, I love you. Even if you have scars. I'm like, and I'm just doing this like rubbing on it. I was like, I was feeling nice.

1636
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:37,280
Damn. What do you think that's all about? What the cutting? Yeah, I know what it's all about. I'm not going to talk about that part on the podcast. I know what's all about. But like the fuck we can't. What? This is off limits. I don't think it should be. I don't think it should be Tyler.

1637
01:34:37,280 --> 01:35:07,200
I think it's mental health awareness. I just don't like talking about what happened with her. It's a sad story. Well, I mean, I got nothing but time. Like I still I care about her. Like we ended things on a bad note, but like I still like, you know, care enough about her that I don't want to put her on blast for that. But yeah, it was fucking weird, dude. It was a wild relationship. Yeah, damn. I don't know. I kind of got into.

1638
01:35:07,280 --> 01:35:37,200
I don't have one with crazy girl. I shouldn't call it crazy. Oh, she was with. I kind of got into the whole thing when I was in like high school. It was like, yeah. Really? Yep. No way. Way. And it was like, I don't know. Listen to emo music. Just like, no, I wasn't even listening to music. I was just like, I don't know. Like my, I couldn't like express my feelings or like my frustrations in a good way. So it was like cutting yourself kind of made you feel like in control of your emotions.

1639
01:35:37,200 --> 01:36:07,120
Like I have, I have like the power to like control what you like your legs, your arms, my arms right there. It was like, oh damn it. It was like, I don't know, because when you when you get cut or you get an injury or something, your body releases endorphins. Right. Right. And so it's like kind of like exercising where you get that kind of high. So it's like, yeah, right there. Yeah. Wow.

1640
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:14,640
See that. That's actually, that's what I thought it was all about is that the actual like neurotransmitter release.

1641
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:29,600
It gives you a little bit of dopamine like type thing. But like, so I, I was in a similar situation to Casey there. I didn't cut myself, but because I loved going to the gym when I was at, I would work myself out to like the point of hurting myself.

1642
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:45,520
Like, like that was my way of like self harm is that I would go to the gym and like with way too heavy weights and do like, I would like, you know, when your body's like screaming, like stop, like this is like too heavy. I'm still like, you just Jim brought it to the extreme.

1643
01:36:45,520 --> 01:37:02,080
Like, I literally like my, I tore my bicep, like I tore my left bicep completely because I was like just pushing it way too hard. Like I tore it right down the middle here. Like, I like, cause I was just, I was so angry and so like, I'm not laughing.

1644
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:20,560
It's just, he goes and he's like, yeah, I just hurt myself in the gym. Just pumping iron dude. It's just like your situation, Casey. Exactly like it was. It was trying to come to the same ends of hurting myself for, you know, I hated myself.

1645
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:34,080
So I wanted to hurt myself, but I didn't cut myself because I'm like, I'm not a pussy. I'm going to rip my bicep. The biggest scar I have actually was I was fucking, this is so stupid.

1646
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:44,440
I was fucking drunk and I was watching this movie, this horror movie called the ABCs of death. And one fucking girl just fucking cuts her wrists and fucking kills herself.

1647
01:37:44,440 --> 01:38:01,720
And I was like, I wonder what that feels like. Oh, that kind of feels weird. Where was it? Where did you do this? Like up in the loft in the library? No, just like at home when I was a kid and like a teenager. How old?

1648
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:17,880
I don't know. Probably between 16 and 19. Damn. See, you should have been in the cars. I feel like that would have stopped you from doing a lot of that. And then like, I got a car to go work on.

1649
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:29,640
Yeah, it was bad. Like that whole generation, like the whole emo fad kind of like, I don't know, glorified cutting. It did. It really did cut. It did like glorify like the cutting culture.

1650
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:41,080
I don't know that that was like that real though. No, no people. Like there's a lot of people. My fiance was a cutter at one point. Like she like most of my ex girlfriends were cutters. I think that says more about same thing.

1651
01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:58,600
Yeah, but I think a lot of people, more people than like you would imagine, like did it back back in like the times of like the mid two thousands. Yeah, no, I think like the mid two thousand. So like the like mid twenty tens was like the peak era of like cutters.

1652
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:10,680
Yeah, that's wild. That's so crazy. I like I knew one person told me that she used to do it on her thighs and I was just like, oh, well, maybe she's just lying. Maybe she's making that up. She probably did.

1653
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:21,800
Yeah, but if you if you notice somebody like this is something I've noticed with like a lot of cutters, specifically girl cutters, is that they they wear like long sleeve shirts like in the summertime, like all the time.

1654
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:30,840
Like if you notice like a girl who like wears like just long sleeve shirts like year round, like it's like it's too hot for a long sleeve shirt and they're still wearing one, they're probably a cutter.

1655
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:37,960
Like that's one of like that's one of like the telltale signs for for me who's been dating who dated girls who were cutters and you know all that.

1656
01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:46,200
Like most of the time if they were cutters, they wear shorts that are long enough to cover their legs where they cut and they wore long sleeves to like cover where they cut.

1657
01:39:46,200 --> 01:39:52,920
Yeah, I mean, that's what my girlfriend did with my family, but we'll get into that.

1658
01:39:52,920 --> 01:40:01,400
But yeah, they would always wear like long sleeves. Damn, that's why. But then people people thought that I was a cutter because I always wear hoodies like, you know, I wear fucking hoodies in the middle of the summer.

1659
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:09,000
But it's just like I just I'm autistic. So I just like the feeling of that. Yeah. But I never know what to say.

1660
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:20,200
Like like when people like everybody saw like a scar, like what happened? Be like, I don't know. Fucking got mulled by a bear.

1661
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:29,720
What people ask you about it? No, like my girlfriend, she like she works with kids. People ask her about her arms.

1662
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:35,400
She's like, oh, like the little kids. She's like, oh, I got mulled by a bear.

1663
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:42,040
She has some. Yeah. Oh, OK. I've never noticed. Oh, really? She's probably always wearing long sleeves or no.

1664
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:49,000
No. Oh, it's just out in the open. Yeah. So some people like who've moved past that are like, I don't really care.

1665
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:56,120
Like it's like kind of like I like. Yeah, I used to do this. It's kind of like a like a yeah, I did do that before.

1666
01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:04,280
But the fun like speaking of scars, like not trying to get off like the sad boys, the suicide talk, but like I have the facial scar here.

1667
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:09,080
And like people like people who've known me for years are like, wait, you have a facial scar on your chin?

1668
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:12,760
I'm like, yeah. But they're like, when did that happen?

1669
01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:20,440
Like like my boss that I work with now, like I was sitting on the couch and I was like like fucking nodding off because I was like it was like super late at night.

1670
01:41:20,440 --> 01:41:28,600
And he came in like to cover like somebody from like 3 a.m. to like 6 a.m. And I'm sitting there and he goes, hey, I'm like, what?

1671
01:41:28,600 --> 01:41:34,760
He goes, what's up with the cut on your face? And like I get cut on my face. He's like, no, it's like right there.

1672
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:38,200
I'm like, that's a fucking scar, dude. I've had this scar since I was like 10 years old.

1673
01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:45,880
He's like, really? I'm like, dude, you were the fucking you were the paramedic that fucking came to the school when I got this.

1674
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:51,640
He's like, he's like, oh, yeah, I was. Yeah. I'm like, yeah.

1675
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:55,640
Like he was he was a firefighter in my hometown before he was my boss.

1676
01:41:55,640 --> 01:42:00,280
Now, like he just moved apartments and he's like the boss, like at my current apartment.

1677
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:04,600
But like he was the he was a firefighter paramedic in the town that I grew up in.

1678
01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:11,400
And I was at school and I smashed my face off a baseball backstop and I caught one of the bolts that were hanging out the back.

1679
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:14,120
Oh, they caught me in the chin and slid up.

1680
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:16,280
They actually went down to my jawbone.

1681
01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:23,000
And when they did an X-ray of my skull, I actually shaved off part of my bone there when when I got cut.

1682
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:27,320
But like when he came in, like you were the paramedic there, dude.

1683
01:42:27,320 --> 01:42:33,800
Like you treated me like I treat a lot of kids that did stupid things like, yeah, but you like you're asking me.

1684
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:36,360
It's like, dude, I'm friends with your daughter.

1685
01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:42,440
Like we went to school together, like you'd figure you'd remember treating me because I like I didn't take the ambulance.

1686
01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:46,680
I like my mom picked me up and I took me to like Memorial or some shit.

1687
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:49,960
But yeah, I just had a fucking gas on my face.

1688
01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:55,640
They put stereo strips on it and they're like, do you want to go to the hospital or like via ambulance or do you want your mom driving?

1689
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:57,240
Like I'm not going to fucking ambulance.

1690
01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:58,360
You didn't get stitched.

1691
01:42:58,360 --> 01:42:59,520
No, I did get a stitch.

1692
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:01,880
This actually took fucking.

1693
01:43:01,880 --> 01:43:05,800
So there's 20 on the outside and I had 15 on the inside that I had to get.

1694
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:11,400
Like they had like internal stitches because it was so deep that they had they had to do more stitches on the inside.

1695
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,920
So they did the inside stitches and then did the outside stitches.

1696
01:43:14,920 --> 01:43:21,960
And like when I have a beard, like when I grow my beard out, it's way more noticeable because I don't grow hair on the scar.

1697
01:43:21,960 --> 01:43:28,440
But like if I don't have like my facial hair growing or anything, it just kind of like it kind of contours my chin so people don't really see it.

1698
01:43:28,440 --> 01:43:33,080
But when I do have a beard, it's just I like my my fiance always jokes with me.

1699
01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:36,360
She's like, they call you scar beard if you were a pirate scar beard.

1700
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:40,680
Yeah, but like like right here, it's just like a complete bald spot.

1701
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:41,320
Wow.

1702
01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:42,200
You just take a marker.

1703
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:46,200
It's just dab it like black to just do some dots on it.

1704
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:50,760
Yeah, yeah, I've seen people with scars on their face and their facial hair.

1705
01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:51,800
It's just like a line.

1706
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:53,720
Yeah, it's just like a peach line right through their beard.

1707
01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:55,560
I have a couple facial scars.

1708
01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:57,800
I have the one here that's the worst one.

1709
01:43:57,800 --> 01:44:00,120
I have one that goes across my eye here.

1710
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:05,080
I got hit in the face with a snow shovel and that one is that one goes across like here.

1711
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:10,360
And I actually have to take my sideburns and like comb them down because I have a bald spot right here.

1712
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:17,880
If I actually lift it up, you can kind of I don't know if you can see it from over there, but if you can see there's kind of a bald spot on like that spot.

1713
01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:19,720
It's hard to see.

1714
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:24,680
It might be the lighting, but I I notice it because it's on my fucking face.

1715
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:27,240
But I got hit with a snow shovel there and then I had one.

1716
01:44:27,240 --> 01:44:32,840
My buddy hit me with I keep getting hit with shovels for whatever reason.

1717
01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:38,360
I got one here and then my buddy hit me with a shovel and it clipped me here and I caught my face here.

1718
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:40,920
So also I have a scar here that doesn't grow hair.

1719
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:41,560
Jesus.

1720
01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:47,720
So like it's I have one that kind of goes down my eye, but I was wearing my glasses so I didn't catch my it didn't catch here.

1721
01:44:47,720 --> 01:44:55,560
So I have a scar here and a scar here that kind of that finished off because he like did a downward like strike with like the edge like a spade.

1722
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:59,160
And it did like one of those and I'm like, ow, how did that happen?

1723
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:05,320
We were arguing about something and kids don't realize that you know, you can kill somebody with, you know, objects.

1724
01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:05,880
Jesus.

1725
01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:13,160
So like he like he, you know, being a kid, like just kind of did one of those the shovel and caught me in the head and then just slit my face open a little bit.

1726
01:45:13,160 --> 01:45:13,720
Oh my God.

1727
01:45:13,720 --> 01:45:17,800
Dan, did you ever have an emo phase where you went fucking full emo?

1728
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:25,480
Yeah, I mean, I dude, I remember being a fucking jackass wearing fucking long socks with shorts.

1729
01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:27,080
Oh, I thought you were going to say jankos.

1730
01:45:27,080 --> 01:45:29,400
No, like dress dress socks with shorts.

1731
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:29,960
That's fucking.

1732
01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:30,440
Yeah.

1733
01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:31,960
And Mcbeth sneakers.

1734
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:33,800
Yeah, I was just like.

1735
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:36,280
You went like, like you were like a cholo.

1736
01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:39,160
Did you go like punk or did you go like?

1737
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:42,200
No, it's probably punk more than anything.

1738
01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:42,600
Yeah.

1739
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:43,640
Dye your hair.

1740
01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:47,880
No, no, never did that pierce ears piercing anything like that.

1741
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:52,360
No, dude, it was just clothes really, you know, like I was obsessed with blank when he too.

1742
01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:57,400
So I always had a bunch of yeah, that's why I had Mcbeth's because that's a shoe brand.

1743
01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:02,600
Famous stars and strap shirts are fucking is or Mcbeth's even still a thing.

1744
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:04,680
I doubt it.

1745
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:07,880
I I mean, he's not that big anymore.

1746
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:13,320
I mean, blanks still big, but I don't think Tom is that like not like he was back in the day.

1747
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:13,800
Yeah, I mean.

1748
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:15,080
Oh, I wonder.

1749
01:46:15,080 --> 01:46:15,880
I have to look that up.

1750
01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:20,040
But did you ever go to zoomies all the time?

1751
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:21,240
That's why I got my Mcbeth's.

1752
01:46:21,240 --> 01:46:23,880
Yeah, I fucking hated that place.

1753
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:26,120
Dude, zoomies is such a poser place now.

1754
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:27,240
Yeah, it really is.

1755
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:31,160
Like it went from being like kind of cool, like back in like the 2000s to like being

1756
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:35,640
like fully sold out now, like now, like the people that I go that go there, I'm like,

1757
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:37,240
come on, like really?

1758
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,240
I can't believe they're even still in business.

1759
01:46:39,240 --> 01:46:43,720
I mean, think about like you have like all like the e girls and like the fake goth girls

1760
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:47,560
that like want like punk clothing, but they don't want to like do like the research for

1761
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:49,160
like actual like punk brands.

1762
01:46:49,160 --> 01:46:52,680
So they go to like places like Hot Topic and zoomies so they can kind of be like,

1763
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:53,480
oh, look at me.

1764
01:46:53,480 --> 01:46:54,680
I'm wearing like these punk clothes.

1765
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:59,320
It's like it's the most sold out like punk clothes, like fucking ripping dip and fucking like.

1766
01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:05,640
Dude, I had these goth like emo people that I would hang out with in like six, seventh grade

1767
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:10,280
because all my friends were in the other fucking lunch period and I would hang out with the

1768
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:11,240
fucking emo kids.

1769
01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:13,240
Were they smoking outside the lunch room?

1770
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:16,040
Yeah, they'd be like, they'd be like, they'd see me sitting alone.

1771
01:47:16,040 --> 01:47:18,600
They'd be like, hey, come, come hang out with us.

1772
01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:20,680
So I'd sit with the fucking emo kids at lunch.

1773
01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:27,160
And then some kid blew his head off with a fucking shotgun when I was in fucking ninth

1774
01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:35,800
grade and they were like, oh, we should we should probably stop being like the big thing

1775
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:38,600
of like this kid fucking, you know, killed himself.

1776
01:47:39,160 --> 01:47:42,520
So I lost a bet and that's the first time that I dyed my hair.

1777
01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:44,760
So I dyed my hair.

1778
01:47:44,760 --> 01:47:46,120
That was a quick transition.

1779
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:49,000
Yeah, blow his brains out with a shotgun.

1780
01:47:49,560 --> 01:47:50,680
So I lost a bet.

1781
01:47:52,520 --> 01:47:54,440
It brings back to the lunch period thing.

1782
01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:59,000
Because like I like normally I was in my whole.

1783
01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:05,080
The first two years I was in like the lunch period with everybody on my football team

1784
01:48:05,080 --> 01:48:06,520
and all the football team sat together.

1785
01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:10,520
But my junior year I was no, it was my sophomore year.

1786
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:13,720
It was my junior, my freshman year, my junior year, my senior year.

1787
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:18,200
I was in like I was in lunch with like all the football players and I just sat with them

1788
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:19,320
because I was on the team.

1789
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:26,840
But my sophomore year I sat with like the emo kids because there was no one else to sit with

1790
01:48:26,840 --> 01:48:31,240
because like you know how every fucking high school has like the popular kid table.

1791
01:48:31,240 --> 01:48:33,240
Then it has like the weird kid table.

1792
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:34,920
Then it has like the outcast kid.

1793
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:39,160
Yeah, the evil kids will just be like, come hang out like you're cool.

1794
01:48:39,160 --> 01:48:42,280
Like and like they would be like the nerd table and like all that.

1795
01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:45,720
Like but like the emo kids were just like, you know, kids are like, you want to sit with

1796
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:46,200
us?

1797
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:47,000
I'm like, yeah, sure.

1798
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,400
So like we were like, you know, shooting the shit one day.

1799
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:52,360
And like one of the guys goes because I always ate apples at school.

1800
01:48:52,360 --> 01:48:55,240
Like I ate apples like all the time because like that's funny.

1801
01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:56,040
Me too.

1802
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:58,040
That was like that's like all I ate.

1803
01:48:58,040 --> 01:49:00,520
Yeah, like I ate like I would get so I still eat.

1804
01:49:00,520 --> 01:49:04,920
I like at like at like lunchtime I would get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

1805
01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:08,040
I get a lactose free chocolate milk and then I'd get an apple.

1806
01:49:08,040 --> 01:49:09,720
Now I pretty much be like my lunch every day.

1807
01:49:09,720 --> 01:49:12,760
I'd pay like, you know, the dollar that it was for like all those.

1808
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:14,280
And then I just go back to my table.

1809
01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:18,280
And because I ate so many apples, one of like the kids at the table is like, yo, man, I bet

1810
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:19,800
I can eat an apple faster than you.

1811
01:49:19,800 --> 01:49:21,640
I'm like, all right.

1812
01:49:21,640 --> 01:49:23,400
He just goes, you want to bet on it?

1813
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:24,840
I'm like, sure.

1814
01:49:24,840 --> 01:49:28,680
I'll fucking dye my hair if you can eat an apple faster than me.

1815
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:32,760
So we start eating the apple and then I eat it and I'm almost done.

1816
01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:34,920
And then the dude just eats the fucking core.

1817
01:49:34,920 --> 01:49:37,240
Oh, just whole thing core down.

1818
01:49:37,240 --> 01:49:38,920
I'm like, no, like he wins.

1819
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:40,120
He ate the core.

1820
01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:42,120
All right.

1821
01:49:42,120 --> 01:49:44,120
I'm like, all right.

1822
01:49:44,120 --> 01:49:46,280
And then like, you got to dye your hair now.

1823
01:49:46,280 --> 01:49:48,760
And I'm like, I'm not going to back out of a bet when I make a bet.

1824
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:53,400
So it sounds like you made a bet for something that you already planned on doing.

1825
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:54,520
No, no.

1826
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:58,120
But the funny, this isn't the, that's not the funny part is the funny part is how I

1827
01:49:58,120 --> 01:49:58,920
dyed my hair.

1828
01:49:59,800 --> 01:50:00,920
How'd you do it?

1829
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:03,480
So I got home and I'm like, oh boy, I got to dye my hair.

1830
01:50:03,480 --> 01:50:07,800
So I took fucking Clorox bleach and put it in a bucket and I stuck my head in it.

1831
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:08,440
Does that work?

1832
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:09,560
Fucking M&M, right?

1833
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:12,280
It fucking made my hair piss yellow.

1834
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:13,080
Wow.

1835
01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:14,200
I don't like yellow piss.

1836
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:16,120
I don't like yellow piss.

1837
01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:23,240
I used to, there used to be like a bully, this fucking bully kid, this big fat fucking

1838
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:27,240
ginger kid that used to bully me in middle school and high school.

1839
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:27,800
Ginger.

1840
01:50:27,800 --> 01:50:29,160
Oh, I thought he was a gendered kid.

1841
01:50:29,160 --> 01:50:30,280
I was like, yeah.

1842
01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:31,880
And he would like fucking punch me.

1843
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:35,960
And one day like in the chest and shit, like all over.

1844
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:39,000
And I, one day we got sent to the principal's office.

1845
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:40,280
Like he got in trouble for it.

1846
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:41,000
Right.

1847
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:43,720
And they're like, you can't sit together at lunch anymore.

1848
01:50:44,520 --> 01:50:47,960
So all my friends are sitting with this fucking bully kid.

1849
01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:52,200
I was sitting with him because he was friends with my friends.

1850
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:52,520
Right.

1851
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:53,960
But I fucking hated them.

1852
01:50:53,960 --> 01:50:58,440
They're like you now as the punishment, you can't sit at the table.

1853
01:50:58,440 --> 01:50:59,400
Your friend.

1854
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:01,960
So I had to go sending Ali back to the past.

1855
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:05,800
I had to go sit with the fucking, you know, rich kids or whatever.

1856
01:51:05,800 --> 01:51:09,320
But yeah, just like a, like an outcast.

1857
01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:10,120
That's bullshit.

1858
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:13,000
I used to pick on this one, ginger kid.

1859
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:15,400
I feel so bad about it till this day.

1860
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:19,480
He was my friend, but like, cause we rode the bus together,

1861
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:23,160
but I just used to do so much fucked up stuff to him.

1862
01:51:23,160 --> 01:51:24,280
Like it was just so easy.

1863
01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:25,320
He's such an easy target.

1864
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:26,440
He was like a little awkward.

1865
01:51:27,080 --> 01:51:30,040
And he was just like, he always had like pursed lips.

1866
01:51:32,040 --> 01:51:32,920
He's always like this.

1867
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:36,280
And I kind of want to say his name, but I'm not going to say his name.

1868
01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:41,400
So I used to come up behind him and well, I got to say his name.

1869
01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:42,440
Can you bleep it out?

1870
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:44,200
I guess.

1871
01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:44,440
Yeah.

1872
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:46,280
No, no, I'll change it.

1873
01:51:46,280 --> 01:51:47,160
I'll change it.

1874
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:47,640
All right.

1875
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:48,040
Change it.

1876
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:48,280
Yeah.

1877
01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:48,680
Change it.

1878
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:50,040
Change it like dinkle or something.

1879
01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:51,800
His name was Craig.

1880
01:51:52,440 --> 01:51:53,160
Yeah.

1881
01:51:53,160 --> 01:51:53,480
Craig.

1882
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:54,920
All right.

1883
01:51:55,800 --> 01:52:00,040
So I used to, I used to come up behind him and I'd jump on his back and start choking him.

1884
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:04,280
And I'd be like, go to sleep, John Weiser, go to sleep.

1885
01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:06,680
And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, make him go to sleep.

1886
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:07,640
Make him go to sleep.

1887
01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:11,480
And he was so much bigger than me that that was actually his name was John Weiser.

1888
01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:12,600
I'm just going to fucking say.

1889
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:18,920
He used to, he used to just like whip me off and I like go flying across the room.

1890
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:21,640
But people, people used to love it.

1891
01:52:21,640 --> 01:52:23,240
So they'd like egg me on to do it.

1892
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:25,880
They'd be like, go make John Weiser, go to sleep, make him go to sleep.

1893
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:28,680
And so I come up behind him at the lunch table.

1894
01:52:28,680 --> 01:52:30,040
I'd be like, go to sleep.

1895
01:52:30,040 --> 01:52:32,200
And he just like, I'm literally trying to choke him out.

1896
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:34,280
And he just stands up like this, right?

1897
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:36,040
It just like, like shakes me off.

1898
01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:42,040
But one time we, uh, Saran wrapped this car and covered it in muffin mix.

1899
01:52:42,040 --> 01:52:42,520
Oh no.

1900
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:44,280
Why the fuck would you do that?

1901
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:45,720
I don't fucking know.

1902
01:52:45,720 --> 01:52:48,120
Just covered it in a bunch of fucking muffin mix.

1903
01:52:48,120 --> 01:52:50,680
But we used to just do fucked up stuff to him like that all the time.

1904
01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:54,040
And he got to, he just took a lot of heat because he was a ginger.

1905
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:56,440
It's one of those things, man.

1906
01:52:56,440 --> 01:52:57,640
You can't be ginger.

1907
01:52:57,640 --> 01:53:00,200
Right. Dude, my, my one buddy, he's like five, three.

1908
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:02,280
He's like, dude, we all have our short straws.

1909
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,960
We draw on the short.

1910
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:04,680
He's ginger.

1911
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:06,040
It's just not worth it.

1912
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:07,320
Dude, you can't do anything about it.

1913
01:53:07,320 --> 01:53:08,520
Right. It just is what it is.

1914
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:11,240
Oh, you got more on that?

1915
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:13,560
No, I was just going to say me and my buddy like talk about it.

1916
01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:15,720
And we're like, dude, that was fucked up.

1917
01:53:15,720 --> 01:53:16,600
What we did to that kid.

1918
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:20,120
Like he was our friend, but we used to fuck with him hard.

1919
01:53:20,120 --> 01:53:22,280
So, and I'm like, that was bullying, bro.

1920
01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:23,320
That was pretty fucking bad.

1921
01:53:23,320 --> 01:53:24,600
I had one bad thing.

1922
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:26,520
Like I, I wasn't a big bully.

1923
01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:29,320
Like I didn't bully like anybody except for this one kid.

1924
01:53:29,320 --> 01:53:30,680
He was my friend too.

1925
01:53:30,680 --> 01:53:35,480
But like he came in and I was sitting at the football table, you know, you know, where,

1926
01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:40,920
where most of the bullies sit, but I was just sitting there and like, he came up to me

1927
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:44,760
and like, he made it well known to everybody that he loved my little pony.

1928
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:50,040
And he was a brony, which was a big no, no, because that's, you know, fag shit.

1929
01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:55,640
Right. But he came up to me and like, he was my friend, but like nobody else on the

1930
01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:58,680
football team liked him because you know, he was a brony, you know, type guy.

1931
01:53:58,680 --> 01:54:02,760
And he came up to me and was talking to me and like, he just said some stupid shit and

1932
01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:07,160
I was having a bad day and I'm just like, Hey, why don't you go fuck your fucking my

1933
01:54:07,160 --> 01:54:08,760
little ponies, you fucking fag.

1934
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:15,480
And then like, I sit you not like his face went from like a smile to like just complete frown.

1935
01:54:15,480 --> 01:54:19,880
And he just activated the school shooter, but his file went from like, he went from

1936
01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:23,320
like, he was like smiling so much to complete frown and he just started crying.

1937
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:28,920
And I'm like, Oh, and he's just like, never talk to me ever again.

1938
01:54:28,920 --> 01:54:35,080
And then ran off and I'm like, he said, he's like, fuck you, fuck you, man.

1939
01:54:35,080 --> 01:54:35,960
Really? Fuck you.

1940
01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:37,320
I never want to talk to you again.

1941
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:41,480
And he's ran off and I'm like, no, he is like my little pony.

1942
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:42,680
That's fucking weird, dude.

1943
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:46,760
Yeah. But like, you can't be like that weird and like come up to like, you know,

1944
01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:49,480
the football guys and then act like, you know, that's normal.

1945
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:53,800
It's like, dude, we're over here fucking ripping our biceps in the gym,

1946
01:54:53,800 --> 01:54:56,520
dude, ourselves to death.

1947
01:54:56,520 --> 01:54:58,760
And he come over here with that pony pussy shit.

1948
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:04,520
I had one kid like that who got bullied all the time that always used to say that like in

1949
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:10,200
fifth grade, I told him to jump out a window and I was like, bro, I never said that like,

1950
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:16,440
like you're fucking fake it like people, like so many people fucking bullied this kid.

1951
01:55:16,440 --> 01:55:20,200
And I was like, I did not say that to you.

1952
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,840
You're almost one of the victims in school shooting.

1953
01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:24,520
You didn't even do anything.

1954
01:55:24,520 --> 01:55:29,000
Right. And we used to fucking tabletop each other in soccer.

1955
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,360
That sounds like some gay shit.

1956
01:55:30,360 --> 01:55:31,480
I don't know what that is.

1957
01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:33,000
You're not on a tabletop anymore?

1958
01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:37,880
No, like you'd have one guy who would like, like do like on all fours, like go behind somebody.

1959
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:41,960
And one guy would come along and like, like push him over the guy.

1960
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:42,840
So we trip over.

1961
01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:46,040
But this was a better version of that because my soccer field.

1962
01:55:46,040 --> 01:55:49,960
So my my soccer field had a bunch of hills.

1963
01:55:49,960 --> 01:55:53,400
Like it was like a hill and then a soccer field and then a fucking big hill.

1964
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:56,120
So we would tabletop each other down the fucking hills.

1965
01:55:57,720 --> 01:56:00,680
I would always be like the victim of table topping.

1966
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:07,160
There was a bunch of fucking stones in the parking lot and people just fucking chuck stones at me.

1967
01:56:07,160 --> 01:56:10,120
Like I was like fucking stoned against the fucking wall.

1968
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:11,320
You got bullied.

1969
01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:12,680
Yeah, that was okay.

1970
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:20,120
Okay, I got bullied to shit. I people with my my fucking best friends would fucking join in

1971
01:56:20,120 --> 01:56:21,160
fucking stoning me.

1972
01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:24,280
Fucking assholes.

1973
01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:26,440
One time,

1974
01:56:27,640 --> 01:56:33,400
one time people know how like in football when there's like a fumble or something, all the

1975
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:35,480
people pile on top of each other.

1976
01:56:35,480 --> 01:56:38,360
Yeah, people dog piled on me one time.

1977
01:56:38,360 --> 01:56:40,440
I couldn't breathe for like a solid two minutes.

1978
01:56:40,440 --> 01:56:42,840
I fucking almost fucking suffocate.

1979
01:56:44,680 --> 01:56:50,120
I got out and we did it to this other fucking kid, which I feel bad about.

1980
01:56:50,120 --> 01:56:50,760
We killed him.

1981
01:56:50,760 --> 01:56:53,400
He fucking hated me for that.

1982
01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:54,920
Wow.

1983
01:56:54,920 --> 01:56:56,040
Yeah, because we did.

1984
01:56:56,040 --> 01:56:59,880
I was only bullied when I was like elementary school because before I got my braces,

1985
01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:01,880
my teeth were even more fucked than they are now.

1986
01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:04,120
Like I shit you not.

1987
01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:07,560
This tooth was up here and this tooth was like fucking over in the corner,

1988
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:10,280
like over here and like this one was like sideways.

1989
01:57:10,280 --> 01:57:12,920
So people would always make fun of me for my teeth when I was younger.

1990
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:17,960
And like when I got braces, it really changed like, you know, people's interactions with me

1991
01:57:17,960 --> 01:57:22,040
because, you know, I went from being like, you know, an ugly little fuck to, you know,

1992
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:23,720
looking like a normal human.

1993
01:57:23,720 --> 01:57:27,560
Fucking weird tooth fucking freak trying to talk to me.

1994
01:57:27,560 --> 01:57:29,640
Yeah, like, but like, and also my overbite.

1995
01:57:29,640 --> 01:57:30,600
I shit you not.

1996
01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:35,080
When I was younger, before I got like my braces and stuff, my teeth were like this and I had,

1997
01:57:35,080 --> 01:57:37,720
and I talked like this because my teeth were so far out.

1998
01:57:37,720 --> 01:57:41,160
So, so I couldn't like talk like a person because I'd be doing like this.

1999
01:57:41,160 --> 01:57:42,680
And I'm like, that's just how my fucking mouth.

2000
01:57:42,680 --> 01:57:44,520
You're like a fucking cartoon character.

2001
01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:45,960
I was, I really was.

2002
01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:47,480
I got to find, I did.

2003
01:57:47,480 --> 01:57:50,840
There's pictures of me like that back then, but like my teeth,

2004
01:57:50,840 --> 01:57:52,760
because I couldn't, my mouth was like this.

2005
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:57,320
So like, and like I would always get dried lips because, you know, my mouth was,

2006
01:57:57,320 --> 01:57:58,920
my teeth were out of my mouth.

2007
01:57:59,640 --> 01:58:00,520
How'd they fix that?

2008
01:58:01,160 --> 01:58:04,520
They had, so I got my regular braces.

2009
01:58:04,520 --> 01:58:07,640
They fixed the fuckery of my teeth here.

2010
01:58:07,640 --> 01:58:11,480
And then they put like these almost piston looking things

2011
01:58:11,480 --> 01:58:16,440
that connected to my back tooth here and my tooth here.

2012
01:58:16,440 --> 01:58:21,240
And they'd progressively tighten it as I would, as I had my braces.

2013
01:58:22,760 --> 01:58:26,600
I had my braces for I think five years because my teeth were so fucked.

2014
01:58:26,600 --> 01:58:30,280
Like I had my braces on for five years because my teeth were fucked.

2015
01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:32,680
So they would constantly just tighten it a little bit.

2016
01:58:32,680 --> 01:58:34,680
Like it wouldn't be like, it'd be noticeable.

2017
01:58:34,680 --> 01:58:38,280
I'd be like, it's kind of tight, but like, it'd be progressively,

2018
01:58:38,280 --> 01:58:42,120
they tightened down the thing to the point where like my teeth

2019
01:58:42,120 --> 01:58:43,400
went to like the way they're supposed to.

2020
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:47,320
And then towards the end of my time that I had braces,

2021
01:58:47,320 --> 01:58:51,240
I had rubber bands that I had to put on that would like continually pull it back.

2022
01:58:51,240 --> 01:58:54,760
But I didn't want to wear my rubber bands because I was so,

2023
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:57,800
like when you had the piston in your mouth, you could only open your mouth this much.

2024
01:58:58,920 --> 01:59:01,320
So I was like pissed that I, and I was finally free

2025
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:03,720
that I didn't have a fucking piston in my mouth.

2026
01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:05,800
So I would be like, all right, I'm going to.

2027
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:07,400
Yeah. Did you have the expander?

2028
01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:10,760
Or it was like, I had to do that a couple of times for like my bottom teeth.

2029
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:11,720
That shit sucked.

2030
01:59:11,720 --> 01:59:16,360
It was like that thing in the roof of your mouth that like food got stuck in it constantly.

2031
01:59:16,360 --> 01:59:18,120
Yeah. So I had that.

2032
01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:20,600
And then I got, once I got that taken out,

2033
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:25,000
the reason why I still have somewhat of an overbite, it's not like for me,

2034
01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:29,960
this overbite is like a thousand times better than what, you know, fucking talking like this.

2035
01:59:29,960 --> 01:59:30,760
Same.

2036
01:59:30,760 --> 01:59:35,240
So like I can, I can, you know, talk with a person and my teeth are like, literally the only thing

2037
01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:39,720
I can do is like, if I close my mouth, I can't even, I used to be able to fit my thumb and my

2038
01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:44,280
finger like this between my bottom teeth and my front teeth. Like they were that fucking,

2039
01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:46,360
that was that, that's how much of an overbite I had.

2040
01:59:46,360 --> 01:59:50,120
Damn. You got this one. They literally, an underbite.

2041
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:53,160
Yeah. I was just asking my friend about it. She's a dental hygienist.

2042
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,720
They have to break your jaw.

2043
01:59:56,280 --> 01:59:56,920
Really?

2044
01:59:56,920 --> 01:59:58,120
Yeah. And like shorten it.

2045
01:59:58,120 --> 01:59:58,600
No shit.

2046
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:02,680
I don't think it's that much of a big deal. You're like, oh,

2047
02:00:02,680 --> 02:00:03,240
we're right.

2048
02:00:03,240 --> 02:00:05,960
Let me see. There's a picture of me on my fucking snaggle teeth.

2049
02:00:05,960 --> 02:00:09,400
Um, let's say though, in fucking this one time,

2050
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:12,280
that should be the episode picture.

2051
02:00:12,280 --> 02:00:14,840
Yeah. That's like what I looked like in back then.

2052
02:00:15,960 --> 02:00:18,760
You do look like a cartoon character.

2053
02:00:18,760 --> 02:00:25,400
We already got Elliot Page on there. Um, this one, this was right before I got my braces.

2054
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:28,200
That's, that's even worse.

2055
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:28,920
Oh my God.

2056
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:32,920
Did I hate it? I hate it. Like in that old pictures of myself, but yeah, I hate it.

2057
02:00:32,920 --> 02:00:35,000
I, I'm just like, look at this fucking clam.

2058
02:00:35,960 --> 02:00:39,560
Oh my God. This one, I've been touched this because my lips were so chapped.

2059
02:00:39,560 --> 02:00:42,440
They had to after touch my lips to being normal colored.

2060
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:43,080
Wow.

2061
02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:46,040
Yeah. The fedora really sells it.

2062
02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:49,080
You wore a fedora. You fucking douche.

2063
02:00:49,080 --> 02:00:50,360
Yeah, dude. That's a fedora.

2064
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:51,400
What the fuck?

2065
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:54,360
Where the fuck is Ali Mac? I just noticed he's not here.

2066
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:55,080
He's working.

2067
02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:56,440
Fucking Ali.

2068
02:00:56,440 --> 02:00:58,840
Yeah, I did look like a fucking like kid.

2069
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:00,840
Like I looked like the fucking store little fucking kid.

2070
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:03,240
Like cartoon character.

2071
02:01:04,200 --> 02:01:05,800
Yeah. That was rough.

2072
02:01:05,800 --> 02:01:08,280
Fucking Ali Mac. Do you think I pissed him off in the chat?

2073
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:16,200
No, we were talking about, um, you know, we, we all, well, those two basically crashed out

2074
02:01:16,200 --> 02:01:17,560
last Thursday, right?

2075
02:01:17,560 --> 02:01:21,880
Yeah. I was trying to get some aftershocks because I missed it.

2076
02:01:21,880 --> 02:01:22,920
Cause I left my phone at home.

2077
02:01:23,960 --> 02:01:25,800
Right. I was gonna say, oh yeah.

2078
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:27,560
So there's one time in soccer, right?

2079
02:01:27,560 --> 02:01:33,480
We were, we were, uh, it was like a hot sept September day and, uh, we had to be

2080
02:01:33,480 --> 02:01:36,040
like the ball boys for the varsity team.

2081
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:39,080
And, uh, I was like the most dehydrated I've ever been.

2082
02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:40,680
I'm so fucking thirsty.

2083
02:01:40,680 --> 02:01:42,040
I want some water.

2084
02:01:42,040 --> 02:01:47,320
So Kate, our fucking coach gave us water and, uh, the kid to like fuck with me.

2085
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:50,680
He's like here, have some water and he fucking pours it on the ground.

2086
02:01:50,680 --> 02:01:51,960
I'm like, fuck you, you dick.

2087
02:01:53,240 --> 02:01:54,120
That's fucked up.

2088
02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:57,400
I know, right? Well, I'm trying to think of the time I got bullied.

2089
02:01:57,960 --> 02:02:01,080
I there's, I got a prank pulled on me.

2090
02:02:01,080 --> 02:02:02,760
It wasn't really getting bullied.

2091
02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:08,520
I was, um, in gym class and, uh, my friends were all fucking laughing at me.

2092
02:02:08,520 --> 02:02:11,240
And I'm like, yeah, what the fuck are they laughing at, bro?

2093
02:02:11,240 --> 02:02:13,880
Right. I'm like, did they know?

2094
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:15,560
Do they know something that I don't know?

2095
02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:16,600
Like what's going on here?

2096
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:22,520
And I like this girl named Morgan Kelly and, uh, real name or do I have to believe that?

2097
02:02:22,520 --> 02:02:23,720
No, her name is Morgan Kelly.

2098
02:02:23,720 --> 02:02:25,320
Okay. You don't care about it.

2099
02:02:25,320 --> 02:02:27,160
I'm like, oh, are they fucking?

2100
02:02:27,160 --> 02:02:27,960
Maybe they like her.

2101
02:02:27,960 --> 02:02:29,160
Maybe that's what's going on.

2102
02:02:29,160 --> 02:02:30,920
And they're like, they're laughing at me.

2103
02:02:30,920 --> 02:02:33,000
They're doing, I don't, I thought I had something to do with that.

2104
02:02:33,000 --> 02:02:37,960
Right. And finally, after like halfway through the gym class, dude, my buddy comes out to me.

2105
02:02:37,960 --> 02:02:46,200
He's like, dude, he goes, we put your gym clothes on an ant hell that was in the locker room.

2106
02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:47,480
It was like coming through the floor.

2107
02:02:47,480 --> 02:02:49,400
Right. So it was like everywhere.

2108
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:51,000
And where did you go to high school?

2109
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:57,400
Dwaynesburg and he's like, and dude, he's like, there's ants crawling all over your fucking face.

2110
02:02:57,400 --> 02:03:01,720
And he's like, you've been talking to us and there's literally ants all over you, dude.

2111
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:03,800
And I'm like, what the fuck, man?

2112
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:05,000
Are you fucking kidding me?

2113
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:08,600
So I like literally had to leave school and go home and take a fucking shower

2114
02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:10,280
because I'm not going to shower at school.

2115
02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:10,920
And that's fucking good.

2116
02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:11,720
That's a good prank.

2117
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:17,000
Yeah. I mean, it was like, I'm trying to think if there's like any other way I got bullied.

2118
02:03:17,000 --> 02:03:22,680
A hundredth episode coming up, Dan, you got to read some jokes or a roast for a roast.

2119
02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:23,400
Yeah.

2120
02:03:23,400 --> 02:03:24,920
What is this roast about, dude?

2121
02:03:24,920 --> 02:03:26,680
We're just roasting each other.

2122
02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:28,040
It's going to be a fucking good time.

2123
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:30,920
I don't know if I like that.

2124
02:03:30,920 --> 02:03:31,480
No, bro.

2125
02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:33,800
Listen, I'm not offended by anything.

2126
02:03:33,800 --> 02:03:35,960
Kyle's got like three pages on all of us.

2127
02:03:35,960 --> 02:03:36,760
Fucking Kyle.

2128
02:03:39,720 --> 02:03:40,680
It's going to be a good time.

2129
02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:42,120
I don't know.

2130
02:03:42,120 --> 02:03:43,800
I'm not into the roast thing.

2131
02:03:44,520 --> 02:03:45,560
I'm not into it.

2132
02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:47,000
Are you in the ghost on anything?

2133
02:03:48,040 --> 02:03:48,920
Yeah, I'm into that.

2134
02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:50,600
Are you able to take that day off?

2135
02:03:51,320 --> 02:03:52,520
Yeah, I can take any day.

2136
02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:54,200
I got three and a half weeks of vacation time.

2137
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:55,160
Oh yeah.

2138
02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:55,560
All right.

2139
02:03:55,560 --> 02:03:58,440
March 20th, 100th episode coming up.

2140
02:03:58,440 --> 02:03:59,160
It'd be fucking sick.

2141
02:03:59,160 --> 02:04:00,120
March 20th.

2142
02:04:00,120 --> 02:04:02,200
So he like, he wants to take two separate cars.

2143
02:04:02,200 --> 02:04:05,480
So if you want to hop in with my car, we'll fucking drive up the fucking Lake Classic.

2144
02:04:06,520 --> 02:04:07,160
It's all good.

2145
02:04:07,160 --> 02:04:08,600
I just need to change my oil and then we're good.

2146
02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:10,040
Yeah.

2147
02:04:10,040 --> 02:04:13,640
Oh, I didn't say my fucking did I, did I say it on the podcast?

2148
02:04:13,640 --> 02:04:17,960
And my fucking tire just got fucking exploded on the fucking, when I was on the Northway.

2149
02:04:17,960 --> 02:04:18,440
When?

2150
02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:19,480
I don't know if you saw that.

2151
02:04:19,480 --> 02:04:20,440
Saturday.

2152
02:04:20,440 --> 02:04:20,840
Damn.

2153
02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:21,000
Yeah.

2154
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:23,640
My tire fucking exploded when I was on the Northway.

2155
02:04:24,200 --> 02:04:28,280
And I had, there was no place to pull over because, you know, I was in the fast lane.

2156
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:31,720
So everybody was fucking, you know, walking me.

2157
02:04:31,720 --> 02:04:34,760
So I had to ride on the fucking flat for like five miles.

2158
02:04:36,040 --> 02:04:38,600
And then I pulled off and-

2159
02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:39,640
Did it damage your rim?

2160
02:04:39,640 --> 02:04:43,960
Surprisingly, no, but it did snap my, my stabilizer.

2161
02:04:44,680 --> 02:04:45,560
But the strut?

2162
02:04:45,560 --> 02:04:45,880
Yeah.

2163
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:48,760
So did the tire hit the strut?

2164
02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:49,720
Yeah, it might've.

2165
02:04:49,720 --> 02:04:50,840
I, I, I'm not positive.

2166
02:04:50,840 --> 02:04:53,960
I know my fucking tire had a blowout and then I, my strut was fucked.

2167
02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:55,560
So I had to get that fucking fixed up.

2168
02:04:55,560 --> 02:04:55,800
Yeah.

2169
02:04:55,800 --> 02:04:57,720
It must've from driving on it flat.

2170
02:04:57,720 --> 02:04:57,880
Yeah.

2171
02:04:57,880 --> 02:04:59,800
It probably kicked up and hit the fucking-

2172
02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:00,360
Yeah, cause-

2173
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:02,040
Was the tire still there?

2174
02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:02,360
Yeah.

2175
02:05:02,360 --> 02:05:03,160
Tire was still there.

2176
02:05:03,160 --> 02:05:03,800
Oh, it was?

2177
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:04,040
Yeah.

2178
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:04,920
So.

2179
02:05:05,640 --> 02:05:06,680
What the fuck?

2180
02:05:06,680 --> 02:05:06,920
Yeah.

2181
02:05:06,920 --> 02:05:07,560
I don't know.

2182
02:05:07,560 --> 02:05:09,000
It fucking, it got real fucked.

2183
02:05:09,000 --> 02:05:11,000
I might've hit a fucking pothole with that too.

2184
02:05:11,000 --> 02:05:12,360
Like it just fucking did that.

2185
02:05:12,360 --> 02:05:16,440
But like, I had to get my fucking car, you know, fucking fixed up.

2186
02:05:16,440 --> 02:05:18,200
So now I have brand new tires.

2187
02:05:18,200 --> 02:05:22,600
I have, I have two brand new tires because, you know, the other one got fucked up too.

2188
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:24,520
And then I got a new fucking strut.

2189
02:05:24,520 --> 02:05:25,880
It was only 420 bucks.

2190
02:05:25,880 --> 02:05:30,600
I swear a fucking Mavis tire goes and sprinkles the fucking road with nails.

2191
02:05:32,280 --> 02:05:34,920
But yeah, I went to, I went to my mechanic and he's just like, oh.

2192
02:05:34,920 --> 02:05:38,680
Oh, ghosty man has a song called Uronimus.

2193
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:42,200
So, but like I did that and I'm like, okay.

2194
02:05:42,200 --> 02:05:44,280
And then like, they're like, yeah, 420 bucks.

2195
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:46,360
I'm like, that's less than I thought it was going to be.

2196
02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:48,760
For, did you get a whole new set or just two?

2197
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:51,320
I got two new, I got two and I got this, this truck replaced.

2198
02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:52,120
Oh, that's not bad.

2199
02:05:52,120 --> 02:05:54,120
So I'm like, that's not, I thought it was going to be worse.

2200
02:05:54,120 --> 02:05:56,920
So I'm like, I got two, two brand new tires on my back.

2201
02:05:56,920 --> 02:05:59,000
And then I got, you know, just a strut replaced.

2202
02:05:59,560 --> 02:05:59,720
So.

2203
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:02,040
Can you do that on your car?

2204
02:06:02,040 --> 02:06:02,680
What?

2205
02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:04,040
You can do just two new tires.

2206
02:06:04,040 --> 02:06:05,000
It's a Subaru.

2207
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:08,360
Because I got, I literally got tires like a couple of months ago.

2208
02:06:08,360 --> 02:06:09,160
Oh, okay.

2209
02:06:09,160 --> 02:06:09,560
Yeah.

2210
02:06:09,560 --> 02:06:13,560
So I just, I just replaced two identical tires to the rest of them.

2211
02:06:13,560 --> 02:06:13,880
Right.

2212
02:06:13,880 --> 02:06:19,080
And then from, from what I had, like it wasn't the front tires weren't fucked up enough to

2213
02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:23,400
the point where I need like, you know, to replace everything.

2214
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:25,080
So I just got my two back ones replaced.

2215
02:06:26,520 --> 02:06:28,600
But yeah, I got new tires.

2216
02:06:28,600 --> 02:06:32,200
I got, you know, my alignment refixed and then all I need to do is my fucking oil.

2217
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:35,720
But it's been fucking too cold and fucking rainy and snowy to do shit.

2218
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:38,520
But a couple, a couple of good days are coming up soon.

2219
02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:40,600
So I'm going to probably do good days are coming.

2220
02:06:41,160 --> 02:06:42,440
Episode 100 is coming.

2221
02:06:43,080 --> 02:06:43,320
Yeah.

2222
02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:44,120
I'm looking forward to it.

2223
02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:46,360
I don't know if I want to turn it into a fucking roast.

2224
02:06:47,320 --> 02:06:49,640
It's going to be, it's going to be a great time, Dan.

2225
02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:50,520
I don't know.

2226
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:51,240
I don't know, bro.

2227
02:06:51,800 --> 02:06:53,400
Alley Mac's probably not going to be there.

2228
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:55,240
I'll roast the alley Mac.

2229
02:06:55,240 --> 02:06:55,880
He's not going to be.

2230
02:06:55,880 --> 02:06:56,120
Yeah.

2231
02:06:56,120 --> 02:06:56,840
I know.

2232
02:06:56,840 --> 02:06:58,760
You, you'll fucking, you can roast me.

2233
02:06:58,760 --> 02:06:59,880
You can roast alley back.

2234
02:06:59,880 --> 02:07:01,000
You roast fucking Tyler.

2235
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:02,280
I don't like roasting people, dude.

2236
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:03,480
It's not my style.

2237
02:07:03,480 --> 02:07:04,760
I love getting roasted.

2238
02:07:04,760 --> 02:07:05,960
I don't, I don't like it.

2239
02:07:06,520 --> 02:07:07,240
No, no.

2240
02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:08,360
Damn.

2241
02:07:08,360 --> 02:07:09,640
I wrote some good jokes about you.

2242
02:07:09,640 --> 02:07:10,920
You do that about you, dad.

2243
02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,400
That's fine.

2244
02:07:11,400 --> 02:07:12,040
I don't care.

2245
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:13,640
I just don't want to do the roasting.

2246
02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:14,120
Why not?

2247
02:07:14,120 --> 02:07:14,600
That's fun.

2248
02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:15,720
That's one of the fun parts.

2249
02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:17,880
I don't like cause dude, I don't know.

2250
02:07:18,680 --> 02:07:19,720
It's mostly everybody.

2251
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:23,720
We'll give Dan like, like a very short segment where he can just be like,

2252
02:07:24,360 --> 02:07:25,880
you can do like a fun roast.

2253
02:07:25,880 --> 02:07:33,320
You can be like, you're so fucking gay that you suck cock, but some stupid shit like that.

2254
02:07:33,320 --> 02:07:33,800
I don't know.

2255
02:07:33,800 --> 02:07:34,760
We'll see.

2256
02:07:34,760 --> 02:07:35,000
Yeah.

2257
02:07:35,000 --> 02:07:36,440
Alley Mac is fucking.

2258
02:07:36,440 --> 02:07:38,600
It's, it's like not, it's not the whole episode.

2259
02:07:38,600 --> 02:07:42,120
It's just a coming to the episode 100.

2260
02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:42,760
Yeah.

2261
02:07:42,760 --> 02:07:43,260
Huh?

2262
02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:46,200
I like my name coming to episode 100.

2263
02:07:46,200 --> 02:07:49,160
If he doesn't come to episode 100, he's a part-time guest.

2264
02:07:49,160 --> 02:07:49,960
He is.

2265
02:07:49,960 --> 02:07:51,400
Kyle has replaced him.

2266
02:07:51,400 --> 02:07:51,900
Yeah.

2267
02:07:51,900 --> 02:07:55,180
Uh, gentlemen, it's been too long.

2268
02:07:55,180 --> 02:07:57,020
Let's get to a fucking game.

2269
02:07:57,020 --> 02:07:58,940
Oh yeah, baby.

2270
02:08:03,420 --> 02:08:04,300
Do I want some of this?

2271
02:08:04,300 --> 02:08:05,420
I don't want this today.

2272
02:08:05,420 --> 02:08:08,140
Yeah, I'll tell you why I don't want that today.

2273
02:08:08,140 --> 02:08:09,580
You got to turn that on.

2274
02:08:09,580 --> 02:08:11,020
But the fuck's.

2275
02:08:11,980 --> 02:08:14,940
Oh, holy fuck.

2276
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:28,060
I would say it's not some, I forgot how fucking good that was.

2277
02:08:36,620 --> 02:08:41,980
I was going to take some B1, but my dopamine is already through the roof today.

2278
02:08:41,980 --> 02:08:43,500
Oh, I got a second hit in the air.

2279
02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:45,580
Oh, welcome back to Jeopardy.

2280
02:08:45,580 --> 02:08:46,460
I'm Alex Trebek.

2281
02:08:46,460 --> 02:08:49,980
We're here with your 29 times winner Tyler.

2282
02:08:49,980 --> 02:08:52,860
So I just, should I throw the game and win our, our, our.

2283
02:08:52,860 --> 02:08:54,380
He's going for his 30th win.

2284
02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:56,380
Should I win my 30th on the 100th episode?

2285
02:08:56,380 --> 02:08:57,100
Is that what I should do?

2286
02:08:57,100 --> 02:08:58,140
I should throw this one.

2287
02:08:58,140 --> 02:08:59,500
Are you going to throw the game today?

2288
02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:00,780
I can throw the next two.

2289
02:09:00,780 --> 02:09:02,780
Don't fucking throw the game, bro.

2290
02:09:02,780 --> 02:09:04,620
That's some pussy shit.

2291
02:09:04,620 --> 02:09:05,260
13 times.

2292
02:09:05,260 --> 02:09:07,260
That's better than fucking Buck Angel.

2293
02:09:08,140 --> 02:09:10,700
13 time winner Dan the vitamin man.

2294
02:09:10,700 --> 02:09:11,200
Oh yeah.

2295
02:09:11,200 --> 02:09:13,600
Let's go folks.

2296
02:09:21,280 --> 02:09:22,640
Country categories today.

2297
02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:30,240
We got what am I made of colorful bands belly up the classic algebra, bro.

2298
02:09:32,240 --> 02:09:32,560
Sir.

2299
02:09:32,560 --> 02:09:33,040
Yes, sir.

2300
02:09:34,000 --> 02:09:36,960
Fairy tales and sports measurements.

2301
02:09:36,960 --> 02:09:39,440
Tyler one last time.

2302
02:09:40,800 --> 02:09:44,880
What's color colorful bands for 200.

2303
02:09:44,880 --> 02:09:50,480
This band's debut album songs about Jane was released in 2002.

2304
02:09:54,080 --> 02:09:55,440
Wait, songs about Jane.

2305
02:09:55,440 --> 02:09:56,000
Yep.

2306
02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:57,840
That's not color.

2307
02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:00,800
That's all I need.

2308
02:10:00,800 --> 02:10:02,960
What year 2002?

2309
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:04,800
Anyone.

2310
02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:06,080
Wait, hold on a second.

2311
02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:07,200
Hold on.

2312
02:10:08,240 --> 02:10:09,520
Songs about Jane.

2313
02:10:09,520 --> 02:10:12,400
I thought that was a fucking I thought that was a name band.

2314
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:12,800
I'm not going to.

2315
02:10:12,800 --> 02:10:13,920
That's the name of the album.

2316
02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:15,360
No, I know.

2317
02:10:15,360 --> 02:10:20,560
I thought that the band that did it was named after a person's name.

2318
02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:23,200
It's called colorful bands.

2319
02:10:23,200 --> 02:10:24,080
What is yellow card?

2320
02:10:25,120 --> 02:10:26,080
Are you buzzing in?

2321
02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:26,640
No.

2322
02:10:26,640 --> 02:10:27,140
Okay.

2323
02:10:27,920 --> 02:10:29,360
I thought it was breaking Benjamin.

2324
02:10:29,360 --> 02:10:31,360
That would be Maroon five.

2325
02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:32,160
Oh, my God.

2326
02:10:33,680 --> 02:10:35,840
Oh, diary of Jane was breaking Benjamin.

2327
02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:37,120
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

2328
02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:39,200
Because I keep diary.

2329
02:10:39,200 --> 02:10:41,200
Fuck my fucking fucking.

2330
02:10:41,200 --> 02:10:46,240
Tyler's next one on that 400 most well known for the hit Smoke on the Water.

2331
02:10:47,280 --> 02:10:48,400
It's deep purple.

2332
02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:48,880
You know.

2333
02:10:48,880 --> 02:10:50,080
Oh, oh.

2334
02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:53,760
Okay.

2335
02:10:53,760 --> 02:10:54,160
Okay.

2336
02:10:55,360 --> 02:10:56,240
Gotcha.

2337
02:10:56,240 --> 02:10:58,880
Tyler's 600.

2338
02:10:58,880 --> 02:11:07,840
This punk band's name is a reference to marijuana.

2339
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:10,400
This punk band's name is a reference to marijuana.

2340
02:11:11,840 --> 02:11:12,880
What is purple haze?

2341
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:14,880
What is Green Day?

2342
02:11:15,520 --> 02:11:16,720
Oh, Green Day, Dan.

2343
02:11:17,520 --> 02:11:18,240
I didn't know that.

2344
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,040
I didn't know that either.

2345
02:11:19,840 --> 02:11:20,960
I don't know either.

2346
02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:21,680
I'm just guessing.

2347
02:11:23,760 --> 02:11:24,800
Dan's pick.

2348
02:11:24,800 --> 02:11:25,840
Same category.

2349
02:11:25,840 --> 02:11:26,720
800.

2350
02:11:26,720 --> 02:11:28,560
A seven nation army couldn't hold this.

2351
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:29,200
It is a right.

2352
02:11:29,200 --> 02:11:29,840
Yes.

2353
02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:30,480
Baby.

2354
02:11:30,480 --> 02:11:32,240
Oh, right there.

2355
02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:35,680
God damn it.

2356
02:11:35,680 --> 02:11:36,560
I was right there.

2357
02:11:38,720 --> 02:11:39,920
You're going to fuck up the mic.

2358
02:11:40,720 --> 02:11:41,360
Dan's pick.

2359
02:11:41,360 --> 02:11:42,400
Same category.

2360
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:43,280
1000.

2361
02:11:43,280 --> 02:11:46,400
This band were considered the pioneers of heavy metal.

2362
02:11:48,800 --> 02:11:50,320
Pioneers of heavy metal.

2363
02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:50,820
Yep.

2364
02:11:55,200 --> 02:11:56,160
No one.

2365
02:11:56,160 --> 02:11:57,200
Black Sabbath.

2366
02:11:57,200 --> 02:11:58,320
Oh, yeah.

2367
02:11:58,320 --> 02:11:58,800
Yeah.

2368
02:11:58,800 --> 02:12:00,800
Black and white aren't colors, but OK.

2369
02:12:00,800 --> 02:12:02,560
Dan, you got what am I made of?

2370
02:12:02,560 --> 02:12:04,400
Belly up algebra.

2371
02:12:04,400 --> 02:12:05,440
Sir, yes, sir.

2372
02:12:05,440 --> 02:12:06,080
Fairy tales.

2373
02:12:06,080 --> 02:12:07,040
What am I made of?

2374
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:08,480
What am I made of for 200?

2375
02:12:09,520 --> 02:12:13,600
One of these two metals that make up Earth's inner core.

2376
02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:17,120
One of two metals that make up Earth's inner core.

2377
02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:18,880
What is iron?

2378
02:12:19,600 --> 02:12:20,400
Iron.

2379
02:12:20,400 --> 02:12:21,600
Iron and nickel.

2380
02:12:21,600 --> 02:12:22,240
That's correct.

2381
02:12:24,000 --> 02:12:24,500
OK.

2382
02:12:24,500 --> 02:12:28,340
Oh, OK.

2383
02:12:28,340 --> 02:12:30,260
Belly up algebra.

2384
02:12:30,260 --> 02:12:31,460
Sir, yes, sir.

2385
02:12:31,460 --> 02:12:32,500
Fairy tales.

2386
02:12:32,500 --> 02:12:33,780
Sports measurements.

2387
02:12:33,780 --> 02:12:36,740
I'll do sir, yes, sir, just to figure out what the fuck that is.

2388
02:12:36,740 --> 02:12:37,940
For 200.

2389
02:12:37,940 --> 02:12:43,780
This 1976 Olympic gold medalist might be offended if he called her sir.

2390
02:12:45,860 --> 02:12:46,900
What is Bruce Jenner?

2391
02:12:46,900 --> 02:12:47,400
Fuck.

2392
02:12:48,660 --> 02:12:50,820
Or do you want to do the other one?

2393
02:12:50,820 --> 02:12:51,460
Caitlyn Jenner.

2394
02:12:51,460 --> 02:12:52,340
Caitlyn Jenner.

2395
02:12:52,340 --> 02:12:52,840
Either one.

2396
02:12:52,840 --> 02:12:53,340
God damn it.

2397
02:12:53,340 --> 02:12:55,940
I got one.

2398
02:12:55,940 --> 02:12:58,500
Like, I got Mike, do you want Bruce Jenner or do you want Caitlyn?

2399
02:12:58,500 --> 02:12:59,000
Mike.

2400
02:12:59,780 --> 02:13:00,580
Tyler Speck.

2401
02:13:00,580 --> 02:13:01,380
Are these sirs?

2402
02:13:02,020 --> 02:13:02,660
400.

2403
02:13:02,660 --> 02:13:07,620
Instead of sir, contestants address Gordon Ramsay as this on series Hell's Kitchen.

2404
02:13:07,620 --> 02:13:08,660
What is chef?

2405
02:13:08,660 --> 02:13:09,160
Chef.

2406
02:13:12,100 --> 02:13:12,600
Yes, chef.

2407
02:13:13,700 --> 02:13:14,200
Sorry, chef.

2408
02:13:15,060 --> 02:13:15,560
Tyler Speck.

2409
02:13:15,560 --> 02:13:16,060
What are you?

2410
02:13:16,060 --> 02:13:17,180
I'm an Indian sandwich.

2411
02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:20,340
I'll continue on that one.

2412
02:13:20,340 --> 02:13:21,300
600.

2413
02:13:21,300 --> 02:13:25,220
John Voight played this funny named camp counselor in the film Holes.

2414
02:13:26,580 --> 02:13:28,020
Oh, fuck.

2415
02:13:28,020 --> 02:13:29,940
Oh, fuck.

2416
02:13:31,700 --> 02:13:32,980
What was his fucking name?

2417
02:13:38,180 --> 02:13:39,540
Can Tyler pull it off?

2418
02:13:39,540 --> 02:13:40,260
No.

2419
02:13:40,260 --> 02:13:40,900
Nope.

2420
02:13:40,900 --> 02:13:42,420
That'd be Mr. Sir.

2421
02:13:42,420 --> 02:13:42,920
Fuck.

2422
02:13:43,860 --> 02:13:44,660
God damn it.

2423
02:13:45,780 --> 02:13:46,580
All right, I'll finish.

2424
02:13:46,580 --> 02:13:47,620
We'll do it again.

2425
02:13:47,620 --> 02:13:48,340
800.

2426
02:13:48,340 --> 02:13:54,740
This 1977 hit song by Stevie Wonder was a tribute to jazz musician Duke Ellington.

2427
02:13:59,940 --> 02:14:00,660
I don't know.

2428
02:14:00,660 --> 02:14:02,020
I only know one Stevie Wonder song.

2429
02:14:02,020 --> 02:14:03,060
That'd be Sir Duke.

2430
02:14:04,260 --> 02:14:04,740
Whatever.

2431
02:14:04,740 --> 02:14:06,420
We'll finish that one.

2432
02:14:06,420 --> 02:14:07,140
1000.

2433
02:14:07,140 --> 02:14:10,820
Sir Elton John was knighted by this monarch in 1998.

2434
02:14:12,020 --> 02:14:12,820
Queen Elizabeth.

2435
02:14:15,220 --> 02:14:16,020
More specific.

2436
02:14:16,020 --> 02:14:19,140
Queen Elizabeth of England, the second.

2437
02:14:19,140 --> 02:14:19,640
Yes.

2438
02:14:23,780 --> 02:14:24,980
Tyler, you got one of my.

2439
02:14:24,980 --> 02:14:25,480
Asshole.

2440
02:14:28,180 --> 02:14:29,060
You got one of my.

2441
02:14:30,820 --> 02:14:33,060
Well, I mean, Queen Elizabeth, the first.

2442
02:14:33,060 --> 02:14:33,780
I don't know.

2443
02:14:33,780 --> 02:14:39,620
You got one of my made of belly up algebra fairy tales, sports measurements, sports

2444
02:14:39,620 --> 02:14:45,060
measurements for 200 height of the rim and standard basketball game.

2445
02:14:45,060 --> 02:14:46,500
What is 13 feet?

2446
02:14:46,500 --> 02:14:47,000
No.

2447
02:14:50,180 --> 02:14:51,540
My wrong answer is not working.

2448
02:14:53,380 --> 02:14:54,340
I don't fucking know.

2449
02:14:54,340 --> 02:14:55,220
Just skip this one.

2450
02:14:55,940 --> 02:14:56,440
No.

2451
02:14:58,180 --> 02:14:59,860
That'd be 10 feet.

2452
02:14:59,860 --> 02:15:00,340
Damn it.

2453
02:15:00,340 --> 02:15:00,900
It's 10 feet.

2454
02:15:02,900 --> 02:15:03,540
Tyler's play.

2455
02:15:05,060 --> 02:15:05,700
400.

2456
02:15:05,700 --> 02:15:10,580
Distance from the 50 yard line to a team's own field goal post in American football.

2457
02:15:10,580 --> 02:15:11,860
What is 60 yards?

2458
02:15:11,860 --> 02:15:15,220
60 yards.

2459
02:15:15,220 --> 02:15:16,340
All right, I'm ahead out.

2460
02:15:17,620 --> 02:15:19,140
The end zone is 10 yards.

2461
02:15:19,780 --> 02:15:20,420
Tyler's fake.

2462
02:15:23,220 --> 02:15:23,860
600.

2463
02:15:23,860 --> 02:15:25,940
A standard marathon is this many miles.

2464
02:15:25,940 --> 02:15:27,620
26.2.

2465
02:15:27,620 --> 02:15:28,120
No.

2466
02:15:31,620 --> 02:15:32,260
Six point.

2467
02:15:32,260 --> 02:15:32,760
No.

2468
02:15:33,300 --> 02:15:33,620
What?

2469
02:15:33,620 --> 02:15:34,740
26.2.

2470
02:15:34,740 --> 02:15:35,540
Wait, what did you say?

2471
02:15:35,540 --> 02:15:36,340
26.2.

2472
02:15:36,340 --> 02:15:37,860
Oh, I thought you said 6.2.

2473
02:15:37,860 --> 02:15:38,360
I'm sorry.

2474
02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:38,860
Oh, no.

2475
02:15:38,860 --> 02:15:39,860
He said 26.

2476
02:15:39,860 --> 02:15:40,900
26.2.

2477
02:15:40,900 --> 02:15:41,940
Correct.

2478
02:15:41,940 --> 02:15:42,440
Yes.

2479
02:15:45,940 --> 02:15:46,580
Damn, it's big.

2480
02:15:48,580 --> 02:15:50,260
What am I made of, bro?

2481
02:15:50,260 --> 02:15:51,700
What am I made of, bro?

2482
02:15:51,700 --> 02:15:52,200
400.

2483
02:15:53,700 --> 02:15:54,500
For 400.

2484
02:15:54,500 --> 02:15:56,020
Diamonds or graphite?

2485
02:15:57,060 --> 02:15:57,940
One is carbon.

2486
02:16:03,940 --> 02:16:05,300
What's the other category?

2487
02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:05,860
Belly up.

2488
02:16:06,420 --> 02:16:07,540
Algebra, bro.

2489
02:16:07,540 --> 02:16:09,140
Fairy tale sports measurement.

2490
02:16:09,140 --> 02:16:10,580
What's fairy tales?

2491
02:16:10,580 --> 02:16:11,860
Fairy tales for 200.

2492
02:16:12,660 --> 02:16:15,940
The story is about a colonial man who went to sleep for 20 years.

2493
02:16:18,340 --> 02:16:18,840
Oh, yeah.

2494
02:16:22,100 --> 02:16:22,600
Damn.

2495
02:16:23,620 --> 02:16:24,260
Damn, it's big.

2496
02:16:25,380 --> 02:16:26,260
What am I made of?

2497
02:16:27,140 --> 02:16:28,980
I'm made of her 600.

2498
02:16:28,980 --> 02:16:31,940
The two main components of Earth's atmosphere.

2499
02:16:33,460 --> 02:16:36,420
What is nitrogen and oxygen?

2500
02:16:37,220 --> 02:16:38,420
Oh, pull it off.

2501
02:16:38,420 --> 02:16:40,020
Yeah, Daniel.

2502
02:16:40,020 --> 02:16:42,820
I thought you were going to say hydrogen.

2503
02:16:44,580 --> 02:16:45,380
Damn, it's big.

2504
02:16:46,660 --> 02:16:47,300
Same category.

2505
02:16:47,940 --> 02:16:48,820
What am I made of?

2506
02:16:48,820 --> 02:16:49,780
For 800.

2507
02:16:49,780 --> 02:16:51,140
The Statue of Liberty.

2508
02:16:52,020 --> 02:16:52,420
Copper.

2509
02:16:52,420 --> 02:16:53,060
God damn it.

2510
02:16:53,060 --> 02:16:53,560
Copper.

2511
02:16:54,740 --> 02:16:55,780
You buzzed it faster.

2512
02:16:58,580 --> 02:16:59,460
Daniel's big.

2513
02:16:59,460 --> 02:17:00,500
Same category.

2514
02:17:00,500 --> 02:17:01,000
1000.

2515
02:17:01,700 --> 02:17:02,980
Tums or chalk?

2516
02:17:04,580 --> 02:17:07,060
Oh, what is calcium carbonate?

2517
02:17:07,060 --> 02:17:09,540
Oh, my God.

2518
02:17:09,540 --> 02:17:11,540
The vitamin man.

2519
02:17:11,540 --> 02:17:13,380
The vitamin man strokes again.

2520
02:17:14,020 --> 02:17:15,620
Dan, you got belly up.

2521
02:17:15,620 --> 02:17:18,180
Algebra, fairy tale sports measurements.

2522
02:17:18,180 --> 02:17:18,680
Belly up.

2523
02:17:19,140 --> 02:17:19,700
Belly up.

2524
02:17:19,700 --> 02:17:20,200
200.

2525
02:17:21,540 --> 02:17:26,020
This restaurant chain filed for bankruptcy in 2024 after a failed.

2526
02:17:27,380 --> 02:17:28,580
What is Hooters?

2527
02:17:28,580 --> 02:17:29,080
No.

2528
02:17:30,820 --> 02:17:34,740
Filed for bankruptcy in 2024 after a failed endless shrimp deal.

2529
02:17:35,940 --> 02:17:36,500
Oh, fuck.

2530
02:17:36,500 --> 02:17:37,780
What is Red Lobster?

2531
02:17:37,780 --> 02:17:38,280
Yes.

2532
02:17:40,180 --> 02:17:41,940
Dude, there's no Red Lobsters anymore?

2533
02:17:41,940 --> 02:17:44,500
No, they have like they have like they they they close.

2534
02:17:44,500 --> 02:17:45,540
They didn't go out of business.

2535
02:17:45,540 --> 02:17:46,420
They close a lot.

2536
02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:50,660
Like there's like less 90% less Red Lobsters now.

2537
02:17:51,380 --> 02:17:52,660
Uh, Tyler's big.

2538
02:17:52,660 --> 02:17:54,980
Uh, fairy tales.

2539
02:17:56,580 --> 02:17:58,500
Fairy tales for 400.

2540
02:18:00,900 --> 02:18:02,100
Tyler's got 2400.

2541
02:18:02,100 --> 02:18:03,540
Dan's got 4400.

2542
02:18:03,540 --> 02:18:04,900
I get true daily double.

2543
02:18:04,900 --> 02:18:07,860
True daily double.

2544
02:18:07,860 --> 02:18:13,220
Uh, for the true daily double, the third pig builds his house out of this material

2545
02:18:13,220 --> 02:18:14,580
and the three little pigs.

2546
02:18:14,580 --> 02:18:15,080
Brick.

2547
02:18:16,100 --> 02:18:16,500
Bricks.

2548
02:18:16,500 --> 02:18:17,140
That's correct.

2549
02:18:17,780 --> 02:18:18,740
Wow, dude.

2550
02:18:20,020 --> 02:18:20,580
What is it?

2551
02:18:20,580 --> 02:18:21,780
It was straw.

2552
02:18:21,780 --> 02:18:22,580
It was straw.

2553
02:18:22,580 --> 02:18:23,700
Tyler comes back.

2554
02:18:23,700 --> 02:18:24,900
It was straw sticks.

2555
02:18:24,900 --> 02:18:25,400
Brick.

2556
02:18:27,460 --> 02:18:28,740
Of course, he would know that.

2557
02:18:28,740 --> 02:18:29,460
Tyler's big.

2558
02:18:29,460 --> 02:18:30,180
Fairy tales.

2559
02:18:30,980 --> 02:18:32,100
For 600.

2560
02:18:32,100 --> 02:18:36,740
The title of this 2020 horror film based on the classic children's story about two

2561
02:18:36,740 --> 02:18:38,260
kids lost in the woods was.

2562
02:18:42,660 --> 02:18:43,160
No.

2563
02:18:44,820 --> 02:18:45,860
Oh, shit.

2564
02:18:45,860 --> 02:18:51,380
The title of this 2020 horror film based on the classic children's story about two

2565
02:18:51,380 --> 02:18:53,540
kids lost in the woods was reversed.

2566
02:18:55,140 --> 02:18:56,580
What's Gretel and Hansel?

2567
02:18:56,580 --> 02:18:57,080
Yes.

2568
02:18:57,080 --> 02:19:00,520
That's stupid as fuck.

2569
02:19:02,360 --> 02:19:03,080
Tyler's big.

2570
02:19:03,960 --> 02:19:04,840
Fairy tales.

2571
02:19:04,840 --> 02:19:05,400
Fairy tales.

2572
02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:05,960
For 800.

2573
02:19:05,960 --> 02:19:11,160
The protagonist in the story beats many tiny friends all named after a different personality

2574
02:19:11,160 --> 02:19:11,480
trait.

2575
02:19:11,480 --> 02:19:12,440
What is Snow White?

2576
02:19:13,640 --> 02:19:14,200
Yeah.

2577
02:19:14,200 --> 02:19:14,700
Fuck.

2578
02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:19,960
Fucking fairy tales.

2579
02:19:19,960 --> 02:19:21,080
Fucking me off right now.

2580
02:19:22,040 --> 02:19:22,760
For a thousand.

2581
02:19:22,760 --> 02:19:29,080
This collection of fairy tales features a story where a serpent and tree of the knowledge

2582
02:19:29,080 --> 02:19:29,960
of good and evil.

2583
02:19:30,840 --> 02:19:31,560
What is the Bible?

2584
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:37,880
That's not a fucking fairy tale.

2585
02:19:37,880 --> 02:19:38,760
Well, it actually is.

2586
02:19:38,760 --> 02:19:40,680
It's such a dick thing.

2587
02:19:40,680 --> 02:19:41,180
Fuck you.

2588
02:19:42,600 --> 02:19:46,040
Tyler got belly up algebra and sports measurements.

2589
02:19:47,320 --> 02:19:48,760
Let's do sports measurements.

2590
02:19:49,720 --> 02:19:50,440
For 800.

2591
02:19:50,440 --> 02:19:54,280
Distance to run around all the bases in the MLB.

2592
02:19:54,280 --> 02:19:55,320
I don't fucking know.

2593
02:19:56,680 --> 02:19:57,960
There's an Ali mad question.

2594
02:19:58,680 --> 02:20:00,200
360 feet.

2595
02:20:00,200 --> 02:20:00,700
Really?

2596
02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,040
I was going to say 450.

2597
02:20:03,080 --> 02:20:03,580
I guess.

2598
02:20:03,960 --> 02:20:04,840
Is there any more in that?

2599
02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:05,160
Yeah.

2600
02:20:05,160 --> 02:20:05,800
One thousand.

2601
02:20:06,680 --> 02:20:07,240
One thousand.

2602
02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:10,840
This Houston Rockets player measured seven feet, six inches.

2603
02:20:10,840 --> 02:20:12,840
The tallest player in the NBA at the time.

2604
02:20:15,080 --> 02:20:16,120
It's Yao Ming.

2605
02:20:16,120 --> 02:20:16,620
Yes.

2606
02:20:17,720 --> 02:20:18,220
Fuck.

2607
02:20:18,220 --> 02:20:20,780
Damn Daniel.

2608
02:20:20,780 --> 02:20:22,140
The only tall Asian man.

2609
02:20:22,140 --> 02:20:24,060
Tyler, you got belly up and algebra.

2610
02:20:24,060 --> 02:20:24,560
I'll do it.

2611
02:20:25,100 --> 02:20:26,140
Bally up.

2612
02:20:26,140 --> 02:20:26,700
Bally up.

2613
02:20:26,700 --> 02:20:27,200
400.

2614
02:20:27,660 --> 02:20:32,700
Spokesman Guy Fieri would call this American restaurant a dive after it filed for bankruptcy

2615
02:20:32,700 --> 02:20:33,500
in 2024.

2616
02:20:37,260 --> 02:20:39,260
It's Guy Fieri's flavor town.

2617
02:20:39,260 --> 02:20:39,900
Nope.

2618
02:20:39,900 --> 02:20:40,400
No.

2619
02:20:43,500 --> 02:20:45,180
Wait, that's it?

2620
02:20:45,180 --> 02:20:46,780
Just he would call it a dive?

2621
02:20:46,780 --> 02:20:51,500
Spokesman Guy Fieri would call this American restaurant a dive after it filed for bankruptcy

2622
02:20:51,500 --> 02:20:52,380
in 2024.

2623
02:20:58,220 --> 02:21:00,860
It was Friday's TGI Fridays.

2624
02:21:01,420 --> 02:21:03,820
That doesn't have anything to do with fucking Guy Fieri.

2625
02:21:03,820 --> 02:21:04,060
Yeah.

2626
02:21:04,060 --> 02:21:05,820
He's the spokesperson for Friday.

2627
02:21:09,180 --> 02:21:10,860
He also owns Guy's flavor town.

2628
02:21:10,860 --> 02:21:12,140
But that didn't go bankrupt though.

2629
02:21:12,140 --> 02:21:13,740
It did go bankrupt twice.

2630
02:21:13,740 --> 02:21:14,240
Yes.

2631
02:21:16,380 --> 02:21:17,100
Tyler's pick.

2632
02:21:17,100 --> 02:21:17,820
Fucking whatever.

2633
02:21:17,820 --> 02:21:18,620
Continue that one.

2634
02:21:18,620 --> 02:21:19,260
Belly up.

2635
02:21:19,260 --> 02:21:19,740
Whatever.

2636
02:21:19,740 --> 02:21:20,460
This sucks.

2637
02:21:20,460 --> 02:21:21,260
For 600.

2638
02:21:23,260 --> 02:21:24,940
Tyler got 7200.

2639
02:21:24,940 --> 02:21:26,860
Dan's got 44,400.

2640
02:21:26,860 --> 02:21:27,660
Another 1,000.

2641
02:21:28,460 --> 02:21:29,500
Another 1,000.

2642
02:21:29,500 --> 02:21:32,620
This ghostly airline company went belly up last November.

2643
02:21:32,620 --> 02:21:33,900
Spirit Airlines.

2644
02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:34,400
Yes.

2645
02:21:38,140 --> 02:21:38,860
Fucking nerd.

2646
02:21:40,860 --> 02:21:42,380
Tyler got a thousand for that one.

2647
02:21:42,380 --> 02:21:44,620
Belly up.

2648
02:21:44,620 --> 02:21:46,140
Belly up for 800.

2649
02:21:46,140 --> 02:21:51,420
There's only one of these entertainment stores left in the world located in Bend, Oregon.

2650
02:21:53,660 --> 02:21:54,140
Yes.

2651
02:21:54,140 --> 02:21:55,660
There's a blockbuster?

2652
02:21:55,660 --> 02:21:56,940
Yeah, there's one left.

2653
02:21:56,940 --> 02:21:58,460
There's a single one left.

2654
02:21:58,460 --> 02:21:59,100
Are you kidding me?

2655
02:21:59,100 --> 02:21:59,740
It's in Oregon.

2656
02:21:59,740 --> 02:22:00,700
Yeah.

2657
02:22:00,700 --> 02:22:03,900
There's a single blockbuster.

2658
02:22:03,900 --> 02:22:04,400
Why?

2659
02:22:04,860 --> 02:22:07,020
Because they wanted to keep it open for nostalgia stays.

2660
02:22:07,020 --> 02:22:07,660
They're assholes.

2661
02:22:08,220 --> 02:22:11,100
So somebody still owns the fucking company.

2662
02:22:11,100 --> 02:22:16,460
Yeah, so people can't like, you know, like when like something's like not in service

2663
02:22:16,460 --> 02:22:21,580
for like X amount of years, you can start using it as public domain, I think.

2664
02:22:21,580 --> 02:22:24,380
So you can go in and rent VHSs.

2665
02:22:24,380 --> 02:22:28,860
You can go and rent VHSs, Blu-rays and DVDs.

2666
02:22:28,860 --> 02:22:30,540
That's kind of fucking cool, actually.

2667
02:22:30,540 --> 02:22:32,460
We should have went there for a hundredth episode.

2668
02:22:32,460 --> 02:22:32,960
Right.

2669
02:22:33,980 --> 02:22:34,620
Tyler's back.

2670
02:22:34,620 --> 02:22:35,980
Is there any more in that?

2671
02:22:35,980 --> 02:22:37,180
Yeah, 1,000.

2672
02:22:37,180 --> 02:22:37,820
Yeah, we'll do that.

2673
02:22:37,820 --> 02:22:42,140
Both Santa and kids everywhere were saddened to see the store file for bankruptcy.

2674
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:43,340
What is Toys R Us?

2675
02:22:43,340 --> 02:22:44,380
Christmas Tree Store.

2676
02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:45,900
What is Toys R Us?

2677
02:22:45,900 --> 02:22:46,400
Fuck.

2678
02:22:46,540 --> 02:22:47,980
Yes, Toys R Us, Daniel.

2679
02:22:52,700 --> 02:22:54,140
Dan, you got algebra, bro.

2680
02:22:54,940 --> 02:22:56,540
Fucking algebra.

2681
02:22:56,540 --> 02:22:57,340
God damn it.

2682
02:22:57,340 --> 02:22:57,740
OK.

2683
02:22:57,740 --> 02:22:58,380
200.

2684
02:22:58,380 --> 02:23:02,700
A letter such as X or Y is known as this in algebra, bro.

2685
02:23:03,580 --> 02:23:05,260
What is a variable, bro?

2686
02:23:05,260 --> 02:23:09,020
Yes, bro.

2687
02:23:09,020 --> 02:23:11,020
You can sweep this category, Dan.

2688
02:23:11,020 --> 02:23:11,820
No, I can't, dude.

2689
02:23:11,820 --> 02:23:12,300
You can.

2690
02:23:12,300 --> 02:23:13,180
I'm fucking retarded.

2691
02:23:13,180 --> 02:23:14,140
You can sweep this.

2692
02:23:14,140 --> 02:23:14,780
I can't.

2693
02:23:14,780 --> 02:23:17,340
Dan's pick for 400.

2694
02:23:20,140 --> 02:23:21,660
You got 5,600.

2695
02:23:21,660 --> 02:23:22,860
Tyler's got 8,000.

2696
02:23:23,660 --> 02:23:24,700
5,600.

2697
02:23:27,020 --> 02:23:27,820
It's algebra.

2698
02:23:30,140 --> 02:23:32,540
Man, that sucks.

2699
02:23:32,540 --> 02:23:34,300
That sucks.

2700
02:23:37,100 --> 02:23:37,420
Hold on.

2701
02:23:37,420 --> 02:23:38,140
Let me think.

2702
02:23:38,140 --> 02:23:39,020
What do I want to do?

2703
02:23:42,620 --> 02:23:46,380
A daunting decision for Dan on today's episode.

2704
02:23:46,380 --> 02:23:50,380
Well, I think I'm fucked either way.

2705
02:23:51,020 --> 02:23:52,060
It's algebra, though.

2706
02:23:52,060 --> 02:23:57,660
So I'm only going to do this.

2707
02:23:57,660 --> 02:23:58,620
This is this would actually.

2708
02:23:59,260 --> 02:24:00,380
How many questions are left?

2709
02:24:00,380 --> 02:24:02,700
Like three.

2710
02:24:02,700 --> 02:24:03,980
Three questions left.

2711
02:24:03,980 --> 02:24:05,180
True daily double, dude.

2712
02:24:05,180 --> 02:24:05,980
Oh, my God.

2713
02:24:05,980 --> 02:24:07,580
Oh, my God.

2714
02:24:07,580 --> 02:24:08,380
Oh, my God.

2715
02:24:08,380 --> 02:24:09,740
Oh, my God.

2716
02:24:09,740 --> 02:24:11,020
True daily double.

2717
02:24:11,020 --> 02:24:15,340
This is the smallest number divisible by both six and eight, bro.

2718
02:24:15,900 --> 02:24:17,100
Do I have infinite time?

2719
02:24:17,100 --> 02:24:17,600
Yes.

2720
02:24:18,860 --> 02:24:20,540
You have infinite time, Daniel.

2721
02:24:20,540 --> 02:24:21,260
The smallest.

2722
02:24:21,260 --> 02:24:23,660
You have eternity according to Tyler.

2723
02:24:23,660 --> 02:24:28,380
OK, so the smallest number divisible by both six and eight.

2724
02:24:28,380 --> 02:24:28,860
Yeah.

2725
02:24:28,860 --> 02:24:30,060
Wait, hold on a sec.

2726
02:24:30,060 --> 02:24:32,700
It would be six times eight, which would be forty eight.

2727
02:24:33,820 --> 02:24:34,700
Hold on a sec.

2728
02:24:34,700 --> 02:24:35,180
Hold on.

2729
02:24:35,180 --> 02:24:35,660
Hold on.

2730
02:24:35,660 --> 02:24:37,100
Now, let me think about that.

2731
02:24:37,100 --> 02:24:37,600
Hold on.

2732
02:24:42,300 --> 02:24:43,420
No, I don't think that's true.

2733
02:24:43,420 --> 02:24:44,220
I just made that up.

2734
02:24:48,700 --> 02:24:49,260
Twenty four.

2735
02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:50,780
Final.

2736
02:24:50,780 --> 02:24:52,220
What is twenty four, bro?

2737
02:24:52,220 --> 02:24:53,100
What is twenty four?

2738
02:24:53,100 --> 02:24:53,740
That's correct.

2739
02:24:55,180 --> 02:24:56,860
True daily double, Daniel.

2740
02:24:56,860 --> 02:24:58,540
Where did you get forty eight from?

2741
02:24:58,540 --> 02:25:03,100
Oh, because I did six times eight because that would definitely be divisible by

2742
02:25:04,700 --> 02:25:06,380
eleven thousand two hundred dollars.

2743
02:25:06,380 --> 02:25:09,020
Oh, baby, it feels good.

2744
02:25:09,020 --> 02:25:10,940
But Tyler's still in the race.

2745
02:25:12,380 --> 02:25:13,820
We got algebra for six hundred.

2746
02:25:15,580 --> 02:25:19,420
The square root of two squared plus two, bro.

2747
02:25:19,980 --> 02:25:20,780
This was a question.

2748
02:25:23,100 --> 02:25:23,660
No, it wasn't.

2749
02:25:23,660 --> 02:25:28,940
The square root of the square root of two squared plus two.

2750
02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:30,700
What is three, bro?

2751
02:25:31,500 --> 02:25:32,060
No, three.

2752
02:25:33,260 --> 02:25:34,460
What's three?

2753
02:25:36,460 --> 02:25:37,740
Square root.

2754
02:25:37,740 --> 02:25:39,100
No, no one before.

2755
02:25:39,980 --> 02:25:40,780
Oh, fuck.

2756
02:25:40,780 --> 02:25:46,780
The square root of ten square root of two squared is two plus two is four.

2757
02:25:46,780 --> 02:25:48,220
Two times two.

2758
02:25:48,220 --> 02:25:48,700
All right.

2759
02:25:51,180 --> 02:25:52,140
What is two squared?

2760
02:25:52,140 --> 02:25:53,900
This brings me such joy.

2761
02:25:54,620 --> 02:25:57,100
You guys not knowing sixth grade fucking algebra.

2762
02:25:57,100 --> 02:25:58,540
What is two squared?

2763
02:25:58,540 --> 02:25:59,660
Joy in my life.

2764
02:25:59,660 --> 02:26:00,940
What is two squared?

2765
02:26:00,940 --> 02:26:06,300
No, it's the square root of two squared because two squared is four and a square root.

2766
02:26:06,300 --> 02:26:09,420
But if you do the square root of something squared is just itself.

2767
02:26:10,220 --> 02:26:13,020
OK, but you have to in order to like if it was an equation,

2768
02:26:13,020 --> 02:26:15,580
wouldn't you first have to figure out two squared?

2769
02:26:15,580 --> 02:26:15,820
Right.

2770
02:26:16,380 --> 02:26:18,460
I feel two squared is four.

2771
02:26:18,460 --> 02:26:19,020
Is four.

2772
02:26:19,020 --> 02:26:20,060
Square root of four is two.

2773
02:26:20,060 --> 02:26:24,540
I failed geometry twice, so I did four plus two.

2774
02:26:24,540 --> 02:26:26,460
No, two plus two.

2775
02:26:26,460 --> 02:26:28,060
How did you get three though?

2776
02:26:28,060 --> 02:26:32,780
I was the three in that because I did two squared, which is four plus two.

2777
02:26:33,660 --> 02:26:35,740
No, the square root of that.

2778
02:26:35,740 --> 02:26:36,300
The square.

2779
02:26:36,300 --> 02:26:39,580
No, not six and the square root of that is three.

2780
02:26:39,580 --> 02:26:40,080
Right.

2781
02:26:40,380 --> 02:26:40,780
I don't know.

2782
02:26:40,780 --> 02:26:42,380
It's the square root of two square.

2783
02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:43,740
No, no, no square root of that would be.

2784
02:26:43,740 --> 02:26:44,460
OK, no matter.

2785
02:26:44,460 --> 02:26:46,220
Yeah, you just did anyway.

2786
02:26:46,220 --> 02:26:53,740
800, 800, the father of algebra who shares his name with a historical religious figure.

2787
02:26:56,060 --> 02:26:57,740
What's Martin Luther?

2788
02:26:57,740 --> 02:26:58,060
No.

2789
02:27:01,180 --> 02:27:03,260
The father of algebra.

2790
02:27:03,260 --> 02:27:03,580
Yep.

2791
02:27:03,580 --> 02:27:06,620
He shares his name with a historical religious figure.

2792
02:27:07,260 --> 02:27:08,060
Hold on a sec.

2793
02:27:08,060 --> 02:27:08,700
He's Greek.

2794
02:27:10,540 --> 02:27:10,780
Right.

2795
02:27:11,980 --> 02:27:12,780
Is he?

2796
02:27:12,780 --> 02:27:13,660
I think he is.

2797
02:27:13,660 --> 02:27:14,540
Does it begin with an A?

2798
02:27:14,540 --> 02:27:16,620
You can't ask me.

2799
02:27:19,740 --> 02:27:20,380
Hold on a sec.

2800
02:27:20,380 --> 02:27:21,020
Hold on.

2801
02:27:21,020 --> 02:27:21,500
Don't do it.

2802
02:27:21,500 --> 02:27:21,980
Don't do it.

2803
02:27:21,980 --> 02:27:23,100
Is this the last question?

2804
02:27:23,100 --> 02:27:23,260
No.

2805
02:27:26,060 --> 02:27:27,740
The father of algebra.

2806
02:27:28,380 --> 02:27:29,100
Hold on a sec.

2807
02:27:29,100 --> 02:27:30,140
He was a vegetarian.

2808
02:27:31,100 --> 02:27:31,980
How do you know that?

2809
02:27:33,100 --> 02:27:33,820
He was.

2810
02:27:33,820 --> 02:27:35,100
He was a stoic too.

2811
02:27:37,500 --> 02:27:39,820
Beans with an A, I think.

2812
02:27:39,820 --> 02:27:40,380
How was it?

2813
02:27:40,380 --> 02:27:41,020
Gibranus?

2814
02:27:41,020 --> 02:27:46,220
No, and he had a oh, oh, oh, Pythagorean.

2815
02:27:46,220 --> 02:27:48,220
No, don't say that.

2816
02:27:48,220 --> 02:27:49,260
I'm not going to buzz in.

2817
02:27:49,260 --> 02:27:51,740
I can't buzz in because it's not always just for your time.

2818
02:27:51,740 --> 02:27:56,220
That would be Mohammed Al-Khura.

2819
02:27:56,220 --> 02:27:58,220
He's not the father of math.

2820
02:27:58,220 --> 02:28:00,860
No, that's father of his name is Mohammed.

2821
02:28:00,860 --> 02:28:01,660
That's bullshit.

2822
02:28:01,660 --> 02:28:03,660
It was Pythagorean.

2823
02:28:03,660 --> 02:28:05,660
Pythagorean.

2824
02:28:05,660 --> 02:28:08,700
No, Pythagoras was geometry.

2825
02:28:08,700 --> 02:28:11,500
That Pythagoras was geometry.

2826
02:28:11,500 --> 02:28:12,140
Fucking math.

2827
02:28:12,140 --> 02:28:12,620
Same shit.

2828
02:28:12,620 --> 02:28:13,980
He was the father.

2829
02:28:13,980 --> 02:28:15,420
This is algebra, bro.

2830
02:28:16,460 --> 02:28:17,980
Final question for a thousand.

2831
02:28:19,420 --> 02:28:24,140
It's the value for X in the equation three X plus seven equals sixteen.

2832
02:28:26,380 --> 02:28:29,100
Three X plus seven equals sixteen.

2833
02:28:35,740 --> 02:28:36,700
What is three, bro?

2834
02:28:36,700 --> 02:28:38,300
Three, bro.

2835
02:28:38,300 --> 02:28:41,020
Oh, oh, oh, Daniel.

2836
02:28:41,020 --> 02:28:42,860
Three times seven is.

2837
02:28:44,140 --> 02:28:45,340
It's still a close game.

2838
02:28:45,340 --> 02:28:47,580
We got three is nine plus seven.

2839
02:28:47,580 --> 02:28:53,980
Oh, yeah, we got Dan's got eleven thousand six hundred times got seventy two hundred.

2840
02:28:53,980 --> 02:28:55,580
I'm already telling you I'm betting it all.

2841
02:28:57,420 --> 02:28:58,780
But what's Daniel in a bit?

2842
02:28:59,820 --> 02:29:01,980
What is Dan willing to bet?

2843
02:29:01,980 --> 02:29:03,740
Do I have to do I have to put in?

2844
02:29:03,740 --> 02:29:04,460
I'll put it in.

2845
02:29:04,460 --> 02:29:06,860
I'm going to fucking the thing here.

2846
02:29:06,860 --> 02:29:08,380
Where are you fucking?

2847
02:29:08,380 --> 02:29:09,500
I don't know.

2848
02:29:09,500 --> 02:29:11,260
You're going to buy that jersey for when we go.

2849
02:29:11,900 --> 02:29:12,300
Maybe.

2850
02:29:13,500 --> 02:29:18,220
Dan, you got to get a miracle on ice jersey because me and Ali Macker are bringing ours

2851
02:29:18,220 --> 02:29:19,660
and Kyle definitely has one.

2852
02:29:19,660 --> 02:29:22,620
You needed a USA team because he's going to wear the fucking Soviet one.

2853
02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:29,100
I'll wear a hockey jersey, but we'll see.

2854
02:29:29,100 --> 02:29:30,460
Fucking slap shot jersey.

2855
02:29:31,420 --> 02:29:33,980
We should go to we should just cross the border into Canada.

2856
02:29:33,980 --> 02:29:34,780
Do you have a passport?

2857
02:29:34,780 --> 02:29:35,740
You said you do.

2858
02:29:35,740 --> 02:29:37,580
I just got my new passport.

2859
02:29:37,580 --> 02:29:40,700
Yeah, we should just fucking go over the border from fucking Lake Placid.

2860
02:29:40,700 --> 02:29:42,780
That is like two hours.

2861
02:29:42,780 --> 02:29:44,380
Oh, it's still even the border.

2862
02:29:44,380 --> 02:29:44,940
Yeah.

2863
02:29:44,940 --> 02:29:45,580
Oh, fuck that.

2864
02:29:48,220 --> 02:29:48,540
All right.

2865
02:29:48,540 --> 02:29:49,180
Let me see.

2866
02:29:49,180 --> 02:29:50,700
Dude, you can get you can get a lake.

2867
02:29:50,700 --> 02:29:54,780
You can get a miracle on ice jersey for this question would piss off.

2868
02:29:54,780 --> 02:29:55,180
All right.

2869
02:29:55,180 --> 02:29:57,580
Tyler's the Tyler's behind a little bit.

2870
02:29:57,580 --> 02:29:59,420
We'll let him pick the category.

2871
02:29:59,420 --> 02:30:02,940
One of these questions is going to piss them off royally.

2872
02:30:02,940 --> 02:30:05,420
Do you want geography or American history?

2873
02:30:06,060 --> 02:30:06,780
American history.

2874
02:30:06,780 --> 02:30:07,660
That's bullshit.

2875
02:30:08,540 --> 02:30:09,260
Are you kidding me?

2876
02:30:10,060 --> 02:30:11,500
Are you fucking kidding me?

2877
02:30:11,500 --> 02:30:13,740
I'm from hey, listen, you got this.

2878
02:30:13,740 --> 02:30:16,860
Hey, sometimes when you're behind, you get some good things going your way.

2879
02:30:16,860 --> 02:30:17,420
We're going to America.

2880
02:30:17,420 --> 02:30:17,900
That's fine.

2881
02:30:21,100 --> 02:30:21,820
What did Dan bet?

2882
02:30:21,820 --> 02:30:22,700
Did you text me?

2883
02:30:22,700 --> 02:30:24,300
I don't know what I'm going to do yet.

2884
02:30:24,300 --> 02:30:33,260
But yeah, you can you can get a miracle on ice jersey for like fucking 30 bucks on Amazon.

2885
02:30:33,260 --> 02:30:41,740
You get a Jim Craig jersey.

2886
02:30:41,740 --> 02:30:45,500
If Peepus goes, we got to get him a Jim Craig jersey because he looks exactly like the actor.

2887
02:30:45,500 --> 02:30:58,860
And deciding whether to play it safe or go for the gold or I mean, you could just bet like 3500.

2888
02:31:01,740 --> 02:31:03,020
But then if Tyler gets it.

2889
02:31:03,660 --> 02:31:04,460
Yeah.

2890
02:31:04,460 --> 02:31:04,780
Yeah.

2891
02:31:04,780 --> 02:31:08,220
So if I bet 3500.

2892
02:31:09,420 --> 02:31:11,100
Well, 4000 actually.

2893
02:31:11,100 --> 02:31:11,500
Yeah.

2894
02:31:11,500 --> 02:31:12,940
4400 you have.

2895
02:31:12,940 --> 02:31:16,780
Doesn't this actor look exactly like fucking Sean a little bit?

2896
02:31:16,780 --> 02:31:17,420
Yeah.

2897
02:31:17,420 --> 02:31:18,060
Look at him.

2898
02:31:18,060 --> 02:31:18,380
All right.

2899
02:31:21,580 --> 02:31:23,820
So if he goes, we got to get him a Jim Craig jersey.

2900
02:31:23,820 --> 02:31:26,780
So if I play it safe, I'm banking on a tattoo.

2901
02:31:26,780 --> 02:31:29,500
If I play it safe, I'm banking on Tyler, not knowing.

2902
02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:29,900
Yeah.

2903
02:31:29,900 --> 02:31:33,740
And if I do 4000, that's for that puts me at 15000.

2904
02:31:33,740 --> 02:31:34,220
All right.

2905
02:31:34,220 --> 02:31:35,580
You're 4400 ahead.

2906
02:31:36,700 --> 02:31:37,100
Yeah.

2907
02:31:37,100 --> 02:31:38,380
What's how much do I have total?

2908
02:31:39,100 --> 02:31:40,700
11600.

2909
02:31:40,700 --> 02:31:40,940
Okay.

2910
02:31:40,940 --> 02:31:43,500
So that puts me on 15, six.

2911
02:31:43,500 --> 02:31:49,980
So if he bets it all, then he would be a 14, 14, four.

2912
02:31:51,420 --> 02:31:51,740
Okay.

2913
02:31:51,740 --> 02:31:53,500
I'm telling them all my secrets here.

2914
02:31:55,340 --> 02:31:56,140
You got to do the math.

2915
02:31:56,140 --> 02:31:57,820
Are you going to fucking go for a kill shot?

2916
02:31:58,460 --> 02:32:00,300
I kind of want to alley Mac and flip a coin.

2917
02:32:00,940 --> 02:32:01,660
Damn.

2918
02:32:01,660 --> 02:32:02,300
Hurry dead.

2919
02:32:02,300 --> 02:32:02,780
The shit.

2920
02:32:02,780 --> 02:32:03,340
Are we dead?

2921
02:32:03,980 --> 02:32:05,820
We got a coin here somewhere.

2922
02:32:07,900 --> 02:32:10,380
I don't know if there's any coins in the slur jar.

2923
02:32:10,380 --> 02:32:10,780
Fuck.

2924
02:32:12,540 --> 02:32:13,580
We got AI though.

2925
02:32:15,820 --> 02:32:17,260
Ask chat GPT.

2926
02:32:18,300 --> 02:32:19,660
We'll have to chat with GPT.

2927
02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:20,780
All right.

2928
02:32:20,780 --> 02:32:22,380
So heads, I'm betting it all.

2929
02:32:22,940 --> 02:32:23,180
Yeah.

2930
02:32:23,180 --> 02:32:26,300
Because look at the fucking CCP Jersey that he can get.

2931
02:32:27,020 --> 02:32:27,900
Oh, that's pretty sweet.

2932
02:32:29,500 --> 02:32:29,740
All right.

2933
02:32:29,740 --> 02:32:31,260
Heads, I'm betting it all.

2934
02:32:32,620 --> 02:32:33,740
And then tails.

2935
02:32:35,740 --> 02:32:37,020
I'm doing 4400.

2936
02:32:37,020 --> 02:32:38,300
You're going to go for a kill shot?

2937
02:32:38,300 --> 02:32:43,580
3500 heads is all tails is.

2938
02:32:44,460 --> 02:32:47,260
Hey, listen, I don't care if I lose because I want to get the 30th way.

2939
02:32:47,260 --> 02:32:50,060
So what do you do episode heads?

2940
02:32:50,060 --> 02:32:51,260
I'm doing it all.

2941
02:32:51,260 --> 02:32:52,060
Oh, it was heads.

2942
02:32:52,780 --> 02:32:53,740
I'm doing it all.

2943
02:32:56,220 --> 02:32:57,260
All betting it all.

2944
02:32:57,260 --> 02:32:57,660
All right.

2945
02:32:58,860 --> 02:32:59,660
Here's the question.

2946
02:33:00,460 --> 02:33:04,700
This is the number of Republicans peering on Mount Rushmore.

2947
02:33:06,220 --> 02:33:07,020
Okay.

2948
02:33:07,020 --> 02:33:09,500
The number of Republicans appearing on Mount Rushmore.

2949
02:33:17,980 --> 02:33:19,580
Dude, I honestly, it's been so long.

2950
02:33:19,580 --> 02:33:20,540
I forgot who's on it.

2951
02:33:21,580 --> 02:33:23,180
You forgot who's on that Rushmore.

2952
02:33:23,180 --> 02:33:25,420
I really, really going to do this again.

2953
02:33:26,060 --> 02:33:26,620
Ali Mack.

2954
02:33:27,340 --> 02:33:27,660
All right.

2955
02:33:27,660 --> 02:33:37,340
George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson.

2956
02:33:37,340 --> 02:33:45,020
Who's who?

2957
02:33:53,340 --> 02:33:59,020
I already put my answer in, so I'm going to look up the answer because I think I know it.

2958
02:33:59,020 --> 02:34:07,820
Who would you say was on Mount Rushmore, Dad?

2959
02:34:09,580 --> 02:34:13,500
It was George Washington.

2960
02:34:13,500 --> 02:34:13,820
Yeah.

2961
02:34:13,820 --> 02:34:18,460
Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson.

2962
02:34:19,020 --> 02:34:23,100
So think about which one of the Republicans, George Washington, is a Republican.

2963
02:34:25,100 --> 02:34:25,820
No way.

2964
02:34:25,820 --> 02:34:35,820
Really?

2965
02:34:39,660 --> 02:34:39,980
All right.

2966
02:34:41,260 --> 02:34:42,700
Can you do me a favor, Casey?

2967
02:34:42,700 --> 02:34:42,940
Yeah.

2968
02:34:44,140 --> 02:34:47,820
Can you ask Chad GPT to pick a number one through four?

2969
02:34:52,700 --> 02:34:54,460
Is this really how we're going to go down?

2970
02:34:54,460 --> 02:34:56,700
Yeah.

2971
02:34:56,700 --> 02:34:58,140
Oh, no way.

2972
02:34:58,140 --> 02:34:58,620
Really?

2973
02:34:59,580 --> 02:35:00,220
No shit.

2974
02:35:03,340 --> 02:35:04,060
That was fucking.

2975
02:35:04,060 --> 02:35:05,260
That's a wild statement.

2976
02:35:05,260 --> 02:35:05,900
I didn't know that.

2977
02:35:10,460 --> 02:35:11,820
I can't do you dirty like this.

2978
02:35:11,820 --> 02:35:14,540
Daniel, you're going to have to work it out for yourself.

2979
02:35:15,980 --> 02:35:17,180
George Washington.

2980
02:35:17,180 --> 02:35:17,660
All right.

2981
02:35:17,660 --> 02:35:25,100
Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, which ones are Republicans?

2982
02:35:25,100 --> 02:35:26,860
Fuck, man.

2983
02:35:27,660 --> 02:35:28,140
Fuck.

2984
02:35:28,140 --> 02:35:29,900
I'm going to say three.

2985
02:35:30,940 --> 02:35:31,900
You can narrow it down.

2986
02:35:34,300 --> 02:35:35,180
You're going to say three.

2987
02:35:35,180 --> 02:35:35,420
All right.

2988
02:35:35,420 --> 02:35:36,540
I already put my answer in.

2989
02:35:36,540 --> 02:35:37,020
Whatever.

2990
02:35:37,660 --> 02:35:38,540
I don't give a fuck.

2991
02:35:39,420 --> 02:35:40,140
This is fucking.

2992
02:35:42,060 --> 02:35:42,540
I don't care.

2993
02:35:43,180 --> 02:35:44,220
I don't care.

2994
02:35:44,220 --> 02:35:51,980
Dan says three, he bet it all on zero.

2995
02:35:54,220 --> 02:35:55,340
Tyler says two.

2996
02:35:57,420 --> 02:35:57,980
That's correct.

2997
02:36:00,140 --> 02:36:02,380
Because George Washington was unaffiliated.

2998
02:36:02,380 --> 02:36:03,500
Tyler, 14,000.

2999
02:36:03,500 --> 02:36:04,060
You win.

3000
02:36:04,060 --> 02:36:07,820
George Washington was unaffiliated and Jefferson or Lincoln.

3001
02:36:07,820 --> 02:36:08,620
No, no.

3002
02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:09,820
That was dope.

3003
02:36:09,820 --> 02:36:11,500
Actually, I respect that one.

3004
02:36:11,500 --> 02:36:12,860
That was good.

3005
02:36:12,860 --> 02:36:16,300
Jefferson was a Democratic Republican.

3006
02:36:16,300 --> 02:36:20,780
The Republicans were Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.

3007
02:36:20,780 --> 02:36:22,060
And then a Democratic Republican.

3008
02:36:22,060 --> 02:36:23,740
Chad, you fucked me.

3009
02:36:23,740 --> 02:36:25,820
Thomas Jefferson was Democrat Republican.

3010
02:36:25,820 --> 02:36:27,580
George Washington was independent.

3011
02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:29,740
I thought he was unaffiliated.

3012
02:36:29,740 --> 02:36:31,180
Yeah, independent.

3013
02:36:31,180 --> 02:36:33,260
Wait, so who were the two Republicans?

3014
02:36:33,260 --> 02:36:35,340
Teddy Roosevelt and Abe Lincoln.

3015
02:36:36,540 --> 02:36:40,860
I knew those two were, and I'm like, I don't think that the Republican Party was called.

3016
02:36:40,860 --> 02:36:45,820
The Republicans party back in the Congress of Jefferson.

3017
02:36:45,820 --> 02:36:50,540
And then I'm like, and then my thought process was like, and George Washington was unaffiliated.

3018
02:36:50,540 --> 02:36:51,980
So I'm like, let's get a vote.

3019
02:36:51,980 --> 02:36:52,940
Almost had that one.

3020
02:36:53,660 --> 02:36:54,540
Almost fucking had it.

3021
02:36:54,540 --> 02:36:56,620
No, that's dirty, motherfucker.

3022
02:36:56,620 --> 02:36:57,340
For ECU.

3023
02:36:59,100 --> 02:36:59,600
Dirty.

3024
02:37:01,020 --> 02:37:02,140
Tyler's 30th win.

3025
02:37:02,140 --> 02:37:03,020
Is that the golden win?

3026
02:37:03,820 --> 02:37:04,700
Is that a golden win?

3027
02:37:04,700 --> 02:37:05,820
Who's the golden win?

3028
02:37:05,820 --> 02:37:06,140
50.

3029
02:37:06,140 --> 02:37:06,700
When you get to 50.

3030
02:37:06,700 --> 02:37:08,300
When I get to 50, that's a golden win?

3031
02:37:08,300 --> 02:37:10,700
That's like, there's going to be some money involved.

3032
02:37:12,780 --> 02:37:16,060
There's going to be some money involved on the hundred episode.

3033
02:37:16,060 --> 02:37:19,180
Actually, why is that?

3034
02:37:22,140 --> 02:37:25,100
Yeah, because it's a hundred wins gets a slur jar.

3035
02:37:25,100 --> 02:37:25,600
Right.

3036
02:37:26,460 --> 02:37:29,420
No, get that fake money.

3037
02:37:29,420 --> 02:37:32,940
Just make sure, make sure you don't try to fucking spend it.

3038
02:37:32,940 --> 02:37:37,660
It would be fucking funny if somebody tried to spend my fucking a hundred dollar bill

3039
02:37:37,660 --> 02:37:42,860
that was motion picture use only fucking got arrested.

3040
02:37:43,820 --> 02:37:47,660
Then you'd have to explain that it's actually on the back of our head.

3041
02:37:47,660 --> 02:37:48,140
What's that?

3042
02:37:48,140 --> 02:37:49,580
We get a knee on the back of our head.

3043
02:37:49,580 --> 02:37:50,080
Yeah.

3044
02:37:52,780 --> 02:37:56,460
You know, I think that it would be a smart idea.

3045
02:37:56,460 --> 02:37:56,960
All right.

3046
02:37:58,940 --> 02:38:02,700
Starting from our hundredth episode, we can start getting Polaroid pictures of all

3047
02:38:02,700 --> 02:38:04,860
our Jeopardy winners and just putting them on the wall.

3048
02:38:04,860 --> 02:38:05,100
Okay.

3049
02:38:05,100 --> 02:38:06,780
So I know I'd be just you.

3050
02:38:06,780 --> 02:38:10,140
30 pictures of me on the wall.

3051
02:38:12,140 --> 02:38:16,540
And you can do each episode with the number being like, we got that.

3052
02:38:16,540 --> 02:38:18,220
How many games of Jeopardy have we played?

3053
02:38:18,220 --> 02:38:19,340
So I won.

3054
02:38:19,340 --> 02:38:21,340
Well, I actually number them.

3055
02:38:21,340 --> 02:38:23,180
I'm now on 52.

3056
02:38:23,820 --> 02:38:26,220
There's 52 games of Jeopardy and I've won 30.

3057
02:38:26,220 --> 02:38:26,720
Yeah.

3058
02:38:27,180 --> 02:38:28,300
I've won more than half.

3059
02:38:28,300 --> 02:38:30,300
Dan's won 13.

3060
02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:31,420
Ali Max won six.

3061
02:38:31,420 --> 02:38:33,820
I think that works out to about 51.

3062
02:38:34,540 --> 02:38:37,260
We, I thought we also had one winner that wasn't one of us.

3063
02:38:37,260 --> 02:38:37,820
Yeah.

3064
02:38:37,820 --> 02:38:40,300
It was like, uh, who won Jeopardy?

3065
02:38:40,300 --> 02:38:41,660
I think it was boat boy.

3066
02:38:41,660 --> 02:38:42,860
I think boat boy won.

3067
02:38:42,860 --> 02:38:43,500
Yeah.

3068
02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:44,700
I could picture him.

3069
02:38:44,700 --> 02:38:49,580
I think, I think, if he was here, I think he won once because he did it.

3070
02:38:49,580 --> 02:38:53,260
But I think he'd be a better contender for you, Tyler than the year.

3071
02:38:53,260 --> 02:38:58,380
So Dan, are you fucking afraid of ghosts?

3072
02:38:58,380 --> 02:39:00,380
Are you scared to investigate a haunted hotel?

3073
02:39:00,380 --> 02:39:04,380
Am I afraid of ghosts?

3074
02:39:04,380 --> 02:39:08,860
Like if some fucking ghost shit happens in the hotel when you're sleeping, are you going

3075
02:39:08,860 --> 02:39:09,820
to fucking freak out?

3076
02:39:09,820 --> 02:39:11,820
No, no, no.

3077
02:39:11,820 --> 02:39:17,820
So, so he had a, he had a cool idea that these, that these paranormal investigators did.

3078
02:39:17,820 --> 02:39:18,380
Yeah.

3079
02:39:18,380 --> 02:39:23,340
Um, where if he's going to ask questions that I'm going to have headphones on listening

3080
02:39:23,340 --> 02:39:25,340
to the spirit box, listening for voices.

3081
02:39:25,340 --> 02:39:29,660
So, and I can't hear the questions that he's asking because I'm wearing headphones listening

3082
02:39:29,660 --> 02:39:31,660
to the spirit box, which is pretty loud.

3083
02:39:31,660 --> 02:39:35,660
So, and then when he asked a question, and if I hear a voice come through, I'll be like,

3084
02:39:35,660 --> 02:39:40,620
well, like he could say, like, like he's asking a question and I just go, and I'm wearing

3085
02:39:40,620 --> 02:39:42,620
headphones and I just go purple.

3086
02:39:42,620 --> 02:39:46,380
And it'd be like, if he asked like a question, like what's your favorite color type?

3087
02:39:46,380 --> 02:39:50,940
And I said purple that kind of like code coincides, like what, what we were talking about.

3088
02:39:50,940 --> 02:39:52,940
Or if I say like, when were you born?

3089
02:39:52,940 --> 02:39:54,940
And I was like 1929.

3090
02:39:54,940 --> 02:39:57,900
Or, or you could say when you were, when were you born?

3091
02:39:57,900 --> 02:39:59,900
And I say like lemons.

3092
02:39:59,900 --> 02:40:01,900
It'd be like that.

3093
02:40:01,900 --> 02:40:06,940
They don't connect like at all type thing, but he can't hear the voices that I can hear

3094
02:40:06,940 --> 02:40:10,940
through the box and I can't hear the questions that he's, he's listening to.

3095
02:40:10,940 --> 02:40:12,940
But the SS method.

3096
02:40:12,940 --> 02:40:14,940
And I can, and we can put the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

3097
02:40:14,940 --> 02:40:16,940
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

3098
02:40:16,940 --> 02:40:18,940
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the

3099
02:40:18,940 --> 02:40:20,940
and I can, and we can plug it into a computer.

3100
02:40:20,940 --> 02:40:22,940
So when like we, we layer them together, they can hear both going on.

3101
02:40:22,940 --> 02:40:24,940
So it's like.

3102
02:40:24,940 --> 02:40:26,940
Right, right.

3103
02:40:26,940 --> 02:40:28,940
So you guys don't like contaminate contaminate each other.

3104
02:40:28,940 --> 02:40:30,940
So I can just sit there and like, I'll always be sitting there with my headphones on

3105
02:40:30,940 --> 02:40:34,940
listening to the box and he'll be asking questions and every time I hear a voice, I'll be like,

3106
02:40:34,940 --> 02:40:38,940
Ah, yes, I hear, I hear the word, yes.

3107
02:40:38,940 --> 02:40:42,940
Like, and he, and he might not even be a yes or no question.

3108
02:40:42,940 --> 02:40:46,280
We can go back and he'll be like, okay, I'll be like,

3109
02:40:49,840 --> 02:40:50,840
Murder.

3110
02:40:50,840 --> 02:40:52,140
I hear the word murder.

3111
02:40:52,140 --> 02:40:54,340
Like if like he asked like a question, how did you die?

3112
02:40:54,340 --> 02:40:55,340
How did you die?

3113
02:40:55,340 --> 02:40:57,140
But I'm not listening because I'm hearing that.

3114
02:40:57,140 --> 02:40:58,340
I just hear murder.

3115
02:40:58,340 --> 02:40:59,340
Like murder.

3116
02:40:59,340 --> 02:41:02,140
And then it just keeps going back and forth type thing.

3117
02:41:02,140 --> 02:41:03,140
Damn.

3118
02:41:03,140 --> 02:41:04,540
Do people do this and it works?

3119
02:41:04,540 --> 02:41:05,340
Yeah, it works.

3120
02:41:05,340 --> 02:41:09,540
Yeah, I got it from that one YouTube channel, Sam and Coby.

3121
02:41:09,540 --> 02:41:12,740
And then we can do a group spirit box session where we can

3122
02:41:12,740 --> 02:41:15,640
all listen in and try to hear things like happen.

3123
02:41:15,640 --> 02:41:18,740
And I have an EMF reader where it goes from green to red,

3124
02:41:18,940 --> 02:41:22,440
wherever like the voltage or whatever the electrical thing.

3125
02:41:22,440 --> 02:41:25,840
I think the coolest thing in ghost hunting is the fucking

3126
02:41:25,840 --> 02:41:29,240
EVPs where you can actually like hear the spirits voice.

3127
02:41:29,340 --> 02:41:30,440
Yeah, they're creepy.

3128
02:41:30,540 --> 02:41:32,540
So my favorite my favorite fake one.

3129
02:41:32,640 --> 02:41:34,140
I got to I got to pull this up.

3130
02:41:34,140 --> 02:41:37,140
It's fucking hysterical every time I hear it.

3131
02:41:37,240 --> 02:41:40,140
It's it's one of the fakest EVPs I've ever heard, but it

3132
02:41:40,140 --> 02:41:41,740
makes me die every time.

3133
02:41:41,740 --> 02:41:44,540
That's fucking crazy because you're like, who's fucking

3134
02:41:44,540 --> 02:41:45,440
talking, bro?

3135
02:41:45,440 --> 02:41:49,340
Like that's not like a person that's a fucking spirit that's

3136
02:41:49,340 --> 02:41:50,140
talking to you.

3137
02:41:50,140 --> 02:41:51,540
Listen to this.

3138
02:41:51,540 --> 02:41:53,740
This is one of the funniest fucking this is one of the

3139
02:41:53,740 --> 02:41:56,940
funniest like like fake EVPs I've ever heard.

3140
02:41:56,940 --> 02:42:12,340
I have the body of a pig.

3141
02:42:12,340 --> 02:42:16,940
Oh, that sounds retarded.

3142
02:42:16,940 --> 02:42:17,640
Hold on.

3143
02:42:17,640 --> 02:42:17,940
There's a.

3144
02:42:17,940 --> 02:42:32,940
I got to go back.

3145
02:42:32,940 --> 02:42:33,740
What did it say?

3146
02:42:33,940 --> 02:42:34,340
Listen.

3147
02:42:40,340 --> 02:42:41,240
And then they did it with.

3148
02:42:45,440 --> 02:42:46,540
What do you think it said?

3149
02:42:46,540 --> 02:42:47,940
I have no idea.

3150
02:42:48,140 --> 02:42:49,740
I have the body of a pig.

3151
02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,740
What is that from?

3152
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:55,340
It's from some random like ghost hunting video from like

3153
02:42:55,340 --> 02:42:58,340
two thousand three and it two thousand.

3154
02:42:58,440 --> 02:42:59,540
It was sixteen years ago.

3155
02:42:59,540 --> 02:43:03,740
So how long ago was that April two thousand eight, but are

3156
02:43:03,740 --> 02:43:05,440
we going to summon some fucking demons?

3157
02:43:05,640 --> 02:43:07,640
We're not going to summon anything, dude.

3158
02:43:09,540 --> 02:43:11,440
I have a book of Solomon though that you can.

3159
02:43:11,840 --> 02:43:13,740
I feel like whatever that is.

3160
02:43:13,740 --> 02:43:16,240
I don't know what that is, but it sounds like some

3161
02:43:16,240 --> 02:43:17,540
fucking dark shit.

3162
02:43:17,540 --> 02:43:18,840
It's something you don't want to fuck with.

3163
02:43:18,840 --> 02:43:19,340
Book of Solomon.

3164
02:43:19,340 --> 02:43:20,840
Yeah, it sounds like some dark arts.

3165
02:43:20,840 --> 02:43:23,340
You know who Solomon is from the Bible.

3166
02:43:23,340 --> 02:43:25,140
Yes, King Solomon, King Solomon.

3167
02:43:25,140 --> 02:43:26,140
Yeah, it's his book.

3168
02:43:26,140 --> 02:43:27,840
He it's the keys of Solomon.

3169
02:43:27,840 --> 02:43:31,940
He has the lesser the major and the books of Solomon and

3170
02:43:31,940 --> 02:43:33,140
I have all three of them.

3171
02:43:33,140 --> 02:43:36,540
But the lesser key is about demons and how to summon

3172
02:43:36,540 --> 02:43:37,540
slash banish them.

3173
02:43:37,740 --> 02:43:41,640
The major key is about how to summon and summon and have

3174
02:43:41,640 --> 02:43:45,140
angels protect you and the book of Solomon's is just like

3175
02:43:45,140 --> 02:43:47,840
his memoirs. I feel like this is made up.

3176
02:43:47,940 --> 02:43:50,540
No, it's it's legit like they've had like whole things

3177
02:43:50,540 --> 02:43:53,040
on it and like it's pretty whole things.

3178
02:43:53,940 --> 02:43:54,940
It's a whole thing.

3179
02:43:57,140 --> 02:43:59,740
No, but like it has like like detailed like things on

3180
02:43:59,740 --> 02:44:03,640
how to like like summon slash like depart demons.

3181
02:44:03,640 --> 02:44:08,040
Now, why is it like major and minor major is for angels

3182
02:44:08,040 --> 02:44:11,040
miners for demons like it's like kind of like how angels

3183
02:44:11,040 --> 02:44:15,040
are higher than demons on like a celestial hierarchy type

3184
02:44:15,040 --> 02:44:19,240
thing. But like the lesser key of Solomon is is about

3185
02:44:19,240 --> 02:44:22,840
demons and you know, they cool like the dark stuff.

3186
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:26,440
The major key is basically so in that story, I don't know

3187
02:44:26,440 --> 02:44:27,940
if you guys need to get home soon.

3188
02:44:27,940 --> 02:44:29,340
I'll make a quick one.

3189
02:44:29,340 --> 02:44:33,440
I know it's 1216 but I'm already home.

3190
02:44:36,140 --> 02:44:38,640
I need to go to the gym, but like I'll do a quick one.

3191
02:44:38,640 --> 02:44:40,540
I don't I don't mind staying for a little bit just to

3192
02:44:40,540 --> 02:44:41,940
talk about this because it's interesting.

3193
02:44:41,940 --> 02:44:45,640
So but Dan Dan's more interested in this than you are.

3194
02:44:45,640 --> 02:44:51,340
So whatever but so in the books of Solomon, it's basically

3195
02:44:51,340 --> 02:44:54,940
an extension of the books of Solomon were in the Catholic

3196
02:44:54,940 --> 02:44:57,540
Bible before they were taken out because they said humans

3197
02:44:57,540 --> 02:44:59,840
shouldn't know about what this is.

3198
02:45:00,040 --> 02:45:03,340
So it was actually a book in the Bible before it got taken

3199
02:45:03,340 --> 02:45:07,440
out. So the Catholic Bible actually had three more extra

3200
02:45:07,440 --> 02:45:12,640
books than the ones that we have now, which was Solomon Enoch

3201
02:45:12,640 --> 02:45:15,640
and something else, but it used to be in the Bible, but

3202
02:45:15,640 --> 02:45:18,140
it got taken out because they're like we shouldn't be

3203
02:45:18,140 --> 02:45:20,540
telling people how to summon and banish demons and shit

3204
02:45:20,540 --> 02:45:23,040
because that's not really a thing that most people should

3205
02:45:23,040 --> 02:45:27,740
know. So that's why I'm like it's more legit than than

3206
02:45:27,740 --> 02:45:28,440
other things.

3207
02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:32,740
But so apparently every demon could it list every demon

3208
02:45:32,740 --> 02:45:36,640
by name their weaknesses their strengths and how to summon

3209
02:45:36,640 --> 02:45:38,240
them and how to and how to banish them.

3210
02:45:38,440 --> 02:45:41,540
Dude, this sounds like some fucking magic card shit.

3211
02:45:43,040 --> 02:45:44,240
I love magic to gathering.

3212
02:45:44,240 --> 02:45:47,240
I don't know if you ever play like if you if you play I'll

3213
02:45:47,240 --> 02:45:47,640
bring a magic.

3214
02:45:47,640 --> 02:45:51,040
I'll bring my magic deck and we can play at you never

3215
02:45:51,040 --> 02:45:51,640
played magic.

3216
02:45:51,640 --> 02:45:52,640
No, it's really fun.

3217
02:45:52,740 --> 02:45:55,740
Anyways, but like it has like like it's not like a like

3218
02:45:55,740 --> 02:45:59,240
a like a fucking Excel sheet of fucking demons and shit.

3219
02:45:59,240 --> 02:46:01,940
It just like has like this demon and then this demon like

3220
02:46:01,940 --> 02:46:03,840
each demon has like a couple pages about it.

3221
02:46:03,840 --> 02:46:08,940
But basically back in the in Solomon's time God gave

3222
02:46:08,940 --> 02:46:12,340
Solomon a ring that can control any demon like if like

3223
02:46:12,340 --> 02:46:14,640
he could summon a demon and then bend it to his will

3224
02:46:14,640 --> 02:46:16,440
because he had this the ring of Solomon.

3225
02:46:16,440 --> 02:46:19,740
It's been lost to time and whatever but people say the

3226
02:46:19,740 --> 02:46:22,940
Vatican has it currently though, but the ring of Solomon

3227
02:46:22,940 --> 02:46:26,540
let him control demons like he would summon a demon talk

3228
02:46:26,540 --> 02:46:29,540
to it basically like bend its will to be like what's your

3229
02:46:29,540 --> 02:46:29,940
name?

3230
02:46:29,940 --> 02:46:30,940
What's your weakness?

3231
02:46:30,940 --> 02:46:34,040
How do I summon you and how do I banish you type thing and

3232
02:46:34,040 --> 02:46:37,040
he'd ask he summoned every demon that he could to fucking

3233
02:46:37,040 --> 02:46:39,340
be like, how do I fucking put you back where you belong

3234
02:46:39,340 --> 02:46:39,940
type thing?

3235
02:46:39,940 --> 02:46:44,340
But the more demons that he interviewed like pretty much

3236
02:46:44,340 --> 02:46:47,740
interviewed he's the more he was like so every demon has

3237
02:46:47,740 --> 02:46:48,940
a torturing angel.

3238
02:46:48,940 --> 02:46:52,140
So if you know the demon and you know the angel that

3239
02:46:52,140 --> 02:46:55,640
tortures it you can have that angel torture that demon

3240
02:46:55,640 --> 02:46:56,740
and send it back to hell.

3241
02:46:56,740 --> 02:47:00,940
It sounds like there's a lot of fucking rules that are like

3242
02:47:00,940 --> 02:47:03,540
not like the way anything else works in the Bible.

3243
02:47:03,540 --> 02:47:06,940
They got demons have rules and so do angels because I

3244
02:47:06,940 --> 02:47:12,440
explained to me the concept of eternity like how does your

3245
02:47:12,440 --> 02:47:17,440
soul last for eternity with just nothing, you know stopping

3246
02:47:17,440 --> 02:47:17,740
it.

3247
02:47:17,740 --> 02:47:21,140
How does time how is time eternal times always been

3248
02:47:21,140 --> 02:47:21,540
eternal?

3249
02:47:21,540 --> 02:47:23,040
How the fuck do you want me to explain that?

3250
02:47:23,040 --> 02:47:26,740
Like eternity is forever.

3251
02:47:26,740 --> 02:47:30,640
Once you get sick of existing after so early.

3252
02:47:30,640 --> 02:47:33,240
So if you look in the Bible, it says that heaven is the

3253
02:47:33,240 --> 02:47:36,740
land of milk and honey type thing and basically there's no

3254
02:47:36,740 --> 02:47:37,240
suffering.

3255
02:47:37,240 --> 02:47:38,040
There's no pain.

3256
02:47:38,040 --> 02:47:39,140
There's no anything in heaven.

3257
02:47:39,140 --> 02:47:42,240
There's only like the best feelings that you could possibly

3258
02:47:42,240 --> 02:47:46,340
ever have and the suffering and pain comes along with boredom.

3259
02:47:46,340 --> 02:47:49,240
So basically when you get to heaven that suffering and pain

3260
02:47:49,240 --> 02:47:49,640
is gone.

3261
02:47:49,640 --> 02:47:52,040
So you're no longer bored or anything like you're just you're

3262
02:47:52,040 --> 02:47:53,940
happy. You're living you're perfect.

3263
02:47:53,940 --> 02:47:58,340
So there's several different there's several different get

3264
02:47:58,340 --> 02:47:58,840
down with that.

3265
02:47:58,840 --> 02:48:01,740
So there's there's several different interpretations of

3266
02:48:01,740 --> 02:48:02,840
heaven something.

3267
02:48:02,840 --> 02:48:05,940
It's like a actual place in the clouds with angels flying

3268
02:48:05,940 --> 02:48:07,540
around and you know shit like that.

3269
02:48:07,540 --> 02:48:10,340
I feel like heaven for personally.

3270
02:48:10,340 --> 02:48:13,040
I feel like heavens more of a personal thing for each person

3271
02:48:13,040 --> 02:48:15,640
that goes to heaven like God makes a specific place in

3272
02:48:15,640 --> 02:48:21,940
heaven for you and then has like say I die and I'm like

3273
02:48:21,940 --> 02:48:23,840
when I go to heaven, I'm going to miss my family.

3274
02:48:23,840 --> 02:48:26,040
I'm going to miss my like I'm going to miss my kids.

3275
02:48:26,040 --> 02:48:27,340
I'm going to miss my mom and dad.

3276
02:48:27,440 --> 02:48:31,940
If I go to heaven, I'll be able to spend my life just or my

3277
02:48:31,940 --> 02:48:34,240
my eternity in a perfect place.

3278
02:48:34,340 --> 02:48:38,440
Perfect temperature perfect house fucking abundant like food

3279
02:48:38,440 --> 02:48:41,240
that I love that I'll never get bored of and I can watch like

3280
02:48:41,240 --> 02:48:44,440
TV or something like, you know everything that I ever wanted

3281
02:48:44,540 --> 02:48:45,140
right there.

3282
02:48:45,340 --> 02:48:49,140
And then if I want to see like say my dad dies before me

3283
02:48:49,140 --> 02:48:50,640
because that's what it should happen.

3284
02:48:50,640 --> 02:48:52,840
I don't want it. You know, you never want your parents to die

3285
02:48:52,840 --> 02:48:55,540
and stuff but like my dad dies before me and I'm like, I

3286
02:48:55,540 --> 02:48:56,440
really miss my dad.

3287
02:48:56,440 --> 02:48:57,740
I don't want to go see my dad.

3288
02:48:57,840 --> 02:49:01,440
You can I feel like in some and a lot of interpretations.

3289
02:49:01,440 --> 02:49:03,840
It's like everybody has their own personal heaven, but you

3290
02:49:03,840 --> 02:49:07,440
can go and visit your family members and people that you

3291
02:49:07,440 --> 02:49:10,240
that you had like relationships with your whole life and stuff

3292
02:49:10,340 --> 02:49:13,340
and you can kind of go talk to them and like everybody.

3293
02:49:13,740 --> 02:49:16,240
This is one thing that they said everybody in heaven is their

3294
02:49:16,240 --> 02:49:20,540
peak like age that they were like if you if your peak age

3295
02:49:20,540 --> 02:49:23,840
was like 27, let's say like my peak age is currently like

3296
02:49:23,840 --> 02:49:28,640
let's say if when I die if I die like, you know 80 like my

3297
02:49:28,640 --> 02:49:31,940
body and like everything that I have like a physical representation

3298
02:49:31,940 --> 02:49:34,440
of as my soul is still 27 years old.

3299
02:49:35,040 --> 02:49:36,840
So everybody is that age.

3300
02:49:37,040 --> 02:49:39,840
But when you go to heaven and you talk to like say I want

3301
02:49:39,840 --> 02:49:41,740
to talk to my grandmother who died when she was like 80

3302
02:49:41,740 --> 02:49:45,440
something or 90 something I'll see her as I remember her

3303
02:49:45,440 --> 02:49:48,840
in like how I remember her peak form like I remember her

3304
02:49:48,840 --> 02:49:51,540
when she was like 80 and like, you know make like knitting

3305
02:49:51,540 --> 02:49:52,540
on the couch and stuff.

3306
02:49:52,940 --> 02:49:56,640
She'll see me is how she saw me like in my like in the way

3307
02:49:56,640 --> 02:49:57,840
that I saw perfectly.

3308
02:49:57,840 --> 02:50:00,340
So she'll see me probably as like, you know, a little seven

3309
02:50:00,340 --> 02:50:02,840
year old running around like type thing, but you can like

3310
02:50:02,840 --> 02:50:05,140
have like conversations with the people that you you you

3311
02:50:05,140 --> 02:50:07,340
love throughout your entire life and then you can go back

3312
02:50:07,340 --> 02:50:09,140
to your heaven or you can hang out in their like little

3313
02:50:09,140 --> 02:50:11,840
section of heaven and like everybody I feel like has their

3314
02:50:11,840 --> 02:50:14,140
own little section of heaven that they have that was made

3315
02:50:14,140 --> 02:50:15,840
by God specifically for them.

3316
02:50:15,840 --> 02:50:19,540
Yeah, that's a cool concept. But don't you think that like

3317
02:50:19,540 --> 02:50:23,340
part of like the joy of life is overcoming challenges, but

3318
02:50:23,340 --> 02:50:25,540
that's what you have to have some challenges and but like

3319
02:50:25,540 --> 02:50:28,940
that's the thing that that that heaven seems like such a

3320
02:50:28,940 --> 02:50:33,740
reward for you because you spent God says that this life

3321
02:50:33,740 --> 02:50:34,340
will be hard.

3322
02:50:34,340 --> 02:50:37,540
This life is going to be suffering throughout everything

3323
02:50:37,540 --> 02:50:39,140
like you're going to suffer through life.

3324
02:50:39,340 --> 02:50:41,240
You're going to you're going to overcome struggles.

3325
02:50:41,240 --> 02:50:42,440
You're going to have to go through struggles.

3326
02:50:42,440 --> 02:50:43,140
You're going to fail.

3327
02:50:43,140 --> 02:50:44,140
You're going to be miserable.

3328
02:50:44,140 --> 02:50:44,940
You're going to be depressed.

3329
02:50:44,940 --> 02:50:46,540
Sometimes you're going to have to go through hell.

3330
02:50:46,640 --> 02:50:47,640
You're going to feel pain.

3331
02:50:47,640 --> 02:50:48,940
You're going to feel suffering.

3332
02:50:49,140 --> 02:50:50,040
You're going to feel depressed.

3333
02:50:50,040 --> 02:50:52,940
You're going to feel, you know, all this awful negative

3334
02:50:52,940 --> 02:50:57,340
emotions, but going through that and surviving and and still

3335
02:50:57,340 --> 02:50:59,740
trying to be a good person and still keeping the faith

3336
02:50:59,740 --> 02:51:03,240
throughout all that your reward is never having to experience

3337
02:51:03,240 --> 02:51:04,640
any of that ever again.

3338
02:51:04,840 --> 02:51:08,240
You're only going to experience the good things and when

3339
02:51:08,240 --> 02:51:10,140
you're in heaven, you won't even have those feelings at

3340
02:51:10,140 --> 02:51:12,440
all like those feelings will be foreign to you because they're

3341
02:51:12,440 --> 02:51:13,740
so they're just gone.

3342
02:51:13,740 --> 02:51:17,940
Like your your feelings of pain never like your let's say

3343
02:51:17,940 --> 02:51:20,240
you get your hand cut off and you go to heaven.

3344
02:51:20,240 --> 02:51:22,540
You get your hand back like type thing like it's just like

3345
02:51:22,540 --> 02:51:26,840
you're you're it's like the purest form of joy that you

3346
02:51:26,840 --> 02:51:30,640
can possibly have and that's for eternity.

3347
02:51:30,640 --> 02:51:32,140
That's what heaven supposed to be.

3348
02:51:32,140 --> 02:51:35,840
So and then you can, you know, talk to like, you know,

3349
02:51:35,840 --> 02:51:38,740
angels and saints and God if you want to like all that

3350
02:51:38,740 --> 02:51:41,440
stuff, but like you have your own little personal section

3351
02:51:41,440 --> 02:51:41,840
of heaven.

3352
02:51:41,840 --> 02:51:42,640
That's just for you.

3353
02:51:42,640 --> 02:51:46,540
You don't have to deal with the negative human emotions that

3354
02:51:46,540 --> 02:51:48,640
come with like life in general.

3355
02:51:48,640 --> 02:51:51,640
Yeah, you just it's it's it the land of milk and honey was

3356
02:51:51,640 --> 02:51:54,840
was described that way because that was considered like the

3357
02:51:55,440 --> 02:51:58,540
peak of what what it was back in specifically like the

3358
02:51:58,540 --> 02:52:01,640
Judea like the like the Israelites time like when they

3359
02:52:01,640 --> 02:52:03,740
were going to the thing they were always searching for the

3360
02:52:03,740 --> 02:52:06,140
land of milk and honey because if you have a land of milk

3361
02:52:06,140 --> 02:52:07,840
and honey, there's you you're perfect.

3362
02:52:07,840 --> 02:52:10,440
You have everything that you need at that point like that's

3363
02:52:10,440 --> 02:52:12,240
like your your your peak thing.

3364
02:52:12,240 --> 02:52:15,040
So their peak thing my their peak heaven might be there

3365
02:52:15,040 --> 02:52:16,540
literally a land of milk and honey.

3366
02:52:16,540 --> 02:52:19,040
They don't have to worry about being in a desert for fucking

3367
02:52:19,040 --> 02:52:19,740
40 years.

3368
02:52:19,740 --> 02:52:22,340
They can just eat when they want to they can drink when they

3369
02:52:22,340 --> 02:52:25,540
want to they can you know do that but I think it's a good

3370
02:52:25,540 --> 02:52:27,040
idea and it makes sense.

3371
02:52:27,040 --> 02:52:31,040
I just I don't know how you could prove that that's real or

3372
02:52:31,040 --> 02:52:34,940
how we know that you know, well, there's been a lot of

3373
02:52:34,940 --> 02:52:37,640
circumstances where people had like near-death experiences

3374
02:52:37,640 --> 02:52:41,340
or they did flatline and they came back and they did a study

3375
02:52:41,340 --> 02:52:46,540
on it and people specifically did they did exams on people

3376
02:52:46,540 --> 02:52:50,240
who came back like from like death and they they did it at

3377
02:52:50,240 --> 02:52:50,840
certain high.

3378
02:52:50,840 --> 02:52:54,040
I think it was a hospital in England, but they wrote words

3379
02:52:54,740 --> 02:52:57,740
on top of like the the medical lights that like you you

3380
02:52:57,740 --> 02:53:01,440
wouldn't be able to even fucking notice like looking up

3381
02:53:01,440 --> 02:53:01,840
at it.

3382
02:53:02,240 --> 02:53:05,740
You can only see if you're floating above it looking down

3383
02:53:05,940 --> 02:53:08,140
and they asked the patients and stuff that came back.

3384
02:53:08,140 --> 02:53:10,740
They're like, did you see a word on top of that and they

3385
02:53:10,740 --> 02:53:13,740
say the exact word that was on top of the thing as they as

3386
02:53:13,740 --> 02:53:16,540
they're going up and almost every single person that's

3387
02:53:16,540 --> 02:53:17,540
shows up my spine.

3388
02:53:17,540 --> 02:53:18,340
Yeah, I've dude.

3389
02:53:18,340 --> 02:53:21,840
I've listened to whole like like two hour long podcast on

3390
02:53:21,840 --> 02:53:22,340
this shit.

3391
02:53:22,340 --> 02:53:26,340
Yeah, and people talking about how like this one doctor like

3392
02:53:26,540 --> 02:53:31,540
was researching it and dude by the end of it this podcast.

3393
02:53:31,540 --> 02:53:33,240
I was just like, oh that shit's fucking real.

3394
02:53:33,240 --> 02:53:36,440
Yeah, dude, then like almost every person they interviewed

3395
02:53:36,440 --> 02:53:41,140
they had they there was a person that was that was there

3396
02:53:41,140 --> 02:53:44,640
like they said they floated up almost every single person

3397
02:53:44,640 --> 02:53:48,440
floated up and they met a person they said person doesn't

3398
02:53:48,440 --> 02:53:51,140
look threatening isn't like but they're like you don't know

3399
02:53:51,140 --> 02:53:53,640
him but you feel like you know them type thing like it's

3400
02:53:53,640 --> 02:53:56,440
like it's like a thing where you're like, I know this person

3401
02:53:56,540 --> 02:53:59,040
type thing but it's not like a threatening like or anything.

3402
02:53:59,040 --> 02:54:02,040
It's just like I know I know you from somewhere and then

3403
02:54:02,040 --> 02:54:04,640
it's like all right and they like hey come along.

3404
02:54:04,640 --> 02:54:08,240
I got we got some places to go just follow me and they

3405
02:54:08,240 --> 02:54:10,740
follow you and then they get to like a place and like this

3406
02:54:10,740 --> 02:54:11,940
happened to a bunch of people.

3407
02:54:11,940 --> 02:54:14,040
They said that person was different for each person though.

3408
02:54:14,640 --> 02:54:17,240
So the person comes along kind of like guides them along

3409
02:54:17,240 --> 02:54:21,240
and like and the Christian and Catholic form of death

3410
02:54:21,240 --> 02:54:24,240
you're you're you're guided to heaven by an angel of death

3411
02:54:24,240 --> 02:54:27,040
that kind of is like and that's kind of what I'm gathering

3412
02:54:27,040 --> 02:54:29,540
from like these people talking to this person that you kind

3413
02:54:29,540 --> 02:54:31,940
of feel like, you know, but you don't I feel like that's

3414
02:54:31,940 --> 02:54:34,840
an angel of death being like come on like in like like for

3415
02:54:34,840 --> 02:54:37,840
Christians and Catholics and you know that death isn't

3416
02:54:37,840 --> 02:54:40,040
a isn't supposed to be a scary thing like death going to

3417
02:54:40,040 --> 02:54:42,840
come along and be like hey, hey you died.

3418
02:54:42,840 --> 02:54:44,340
You're going to you're going to come with it.

3419
02:54:44,340 --> 02:54:45,440
We're going to come with me.

3420
02:54:45,440 --> 02:54:47,240
We're going to we're going to go talk to God real quick.

3421
02:54:47,240 --> 02:54:49,840
And then after that we'll see where we're going after that,

3422
02:54:49,840 --> 02:54:50,040
right?

3423
02:54:50,040 --> 02:54:53,640
But you can accept that as like even as an atheist but

3424
02:54:53,640 --> 02:54:58,340
you can accept death as not a scary fucking scary thing.

3425
02:54:58,440 --> 02:55:01,440
But like like the whole thing with that though, it gets

3426
02:55:01,440 --> 02:55:04,140
even crazier towards the end of these stories because like

3427
02:55:04,140 --> 02:55:06,540
almost and they interviewed so many people I got I got to

3428
02:55:06,540 --> 02:55:09,840
find the thing on it, but it's fucking nuts because almost

3429
02:55:09,840 --> 02:55:15,940
every single person felt like this this overwhelming feeling

3430
02:55:15,940 --> 02:55:18,640
of like being loved by something or being loved by

3431
02:55:18,640 --> 02:55:21,440
someone and they go and they follow this this person they

3432
02:55:21,440 --> 02:55:24,540
open up a door and you're in like the semi white void.

3433
02:55:24,540 --> 02:55:27,240
They said it's kind of like a room, but it's like a very

3434
02:55:27,240 --> 02:55:31,240
bright like white room and every person had a different

3435
02:55:31,240 --> 02:55:32,440
version of this.

3436
02:55:32,440 --> 02:55:34,840
Some people said they had a TV that popped up and a voice

3437
02:55:34,840 --> 02:55:40,640
that came in in this goes you will now be judged and then

3438
02:55:40,640 --> 02:55:43,240
they're like and like people get like scared, but then they

3439
02:55:43,240 --> 02:55:45,940
feel like a hand like kind of like grab their shoulder and

3440
02:55:45,940 --> 02:55:48,640
be like this isn't going to go the way you think it's going

3441
02:55:48,640 --> 02:55:51,440
to go type thing like he's goes you're going to be judged.

3442
02:55:51,740 --> 02:55:54,640
But this and it shows you basically like and all these

3443
02:55:54,640 --> 02:55:56,740
people said it shows you like a highlight reel of your life

3444
02:55:56,740 --> 02:55:59,340
whether it's a TV or like a movie screen or like you look

3445
02:55:59,340 --> 02:56:01,240
through like someone's glasses or something like they

3446
02:56:01,240 --> 02:56:04,840
say you look through like a TV screen or like whatever and

3447
02:56:04,840 --> 02:56:07,440
like you see the highlights of your life everything that

3448
02:56:07,440 --> 02:56:10,140
you did like that you saw that you thought was beautiful.

3449
02:56:10,140 --> 02:56:13,640
That was great every every like every sports game that

3450
02:56:13,640 --> 02:56:16,840
you want every like your first kiss like like your kids

3451
02:56:16,840 --> 02:56:19,540
all that they said they saw all this and they said it

3452
02:56:19,540 --> 02:56:21,840
happened so fast, but it felt like you were reliving all

3453
02:56:21,840 --> 02:56:24,140
those memories all those good memories and it fills you

3454
02:56:24,540 --> 02:56:28,440
with all this and they go that's how you saw you and then

3455
02:56:28,440 --> 02:56:31,640
he said a lot of people it wasn't everybody but they said

3456
02:56:31,640 --> 02:56:36,140
almost everybody he goes now look at you through my eyes

3457
02:56:36,140 --> 02:56:39,040
and then they see he then he see like a big hand point to

3458
02:56:39,040 --> 02:56:41,640
a giant pair like glasses and like the person's like I

3459
02:56:41,640 --> 02:56:43,940
can't put those glasses on their fucking gigantic type

3460
02:56:43,940 --> 02:56:48,240
thing and God's and I see it as God and God goes put on

3461
02:56:48,240 --> 02:56:51,740
my glasses and you can see how I saw you throughout your

3462
02:56:51,740 --> 02:56:52,140
life.

3463
02:56:52,240 --> 02:56:53,440
This is your judgment.

3464
02:56:53,640 --> 02:56:55,640
So they go over and the more closer they get to the

3465
02:56:55,640 --> 02:56:58,240
glasses the smaller they get and they eventually put

3466
02:56:58,240 --> 02:57:01,540
fit perfectly on your face to when you get closer to them.

3467
02:57:03,340 --> 02:57:05,840
This is this is just what they the people who died said

3468
02:57:05,840 --> 02:57:08,240
that that they that when they came back they did that

3469
02:57:08,640 --> 02:57:11,240
and they put on the glasses and then it shows all the

3470
02:57:11,240 --> 02:57:14,340
good things that you did like all the good things that

3471
02:57:14,340 --> 02:57:16,240
like even that you don't even remember that you don't

3472
02:57:16,240 --> 02:57:18,440
even think like all the people that you helped all the

3473
02:57:18,440 --> 02:57:21,440
people that like you went out of your way to do this

3474
02:57:21,440 --> 02:57:23,640
and he just goes I love all of my children.

3475
02:57:23,940 --> 02:57:27,240
I love all of my children and this is what this is and

3476
02:57:27,240 --> 02:57:32,240
you had faith you did this and I welcome you in but he

3477
02:57:32,240 --> 02:57:34,540
just goes but and then they're like you can open up

3478
02:57:34,540 --> 02:57:36,840
this door, but then he feel you feel like kind of holds

3479
02:57:36,840 --> 02:57:40,240
you back and he just goes if you do know and they kind

3480
02:57:40,240 --> 02:57:40,840
of did like it.

3481
02:57:40,840 --> 02:57:43,040
You do know if you look at me, there's no turning back.

3482
02:57:43,040 --> 02:57:44,040
You'll never go back.

3483
02:57:44,240 --> 02:57:48,340
He just goes this he just goes you can go back because

3484
02:57:48,340 --> 02:57:49,740
you're not completely dead yet.

3485
02:57:49,840 --> 02:57:51,240
He's like you can go back.

3486
02:57:51,540 --> 02:57:53,940
But if you turn around and look at me no one can see

3487
02:57:53,940 --> 02:57:55,440
God and go back to Earth.

3488
02:57:55,440 --> 02:57:58,940
And then like a lot of people are like I can go back

3489
02:57:58,940 --> 02:58:01,540
and he's like you'll I will still love you.

3490
02:58:01,540 --> 02:58:04,240
You'll still have this will have this conversation again.

3491
02:58:04,240 --> 02:58:06,940
But if you don't want to be your time, you doesn't have

3492
02:58:06,940 --> 02:58:08,140
to be your time right now.

3493
02:58:08,540 --> 02:58:12,140
And then these people said I'm going to go back and he

3494
02:58:12,140 --> 02:58:14,640
just goes go and do my work and we'll see each other

3495
02:58:14,640 --> 02:58:17,940
again and then they get sent back down and they wake

3496
02:58:17,940 --> 02:58:20,640
up and then the doctors ask him all these questions

3497
02:58:20,640 --> 02:58:23,240
and they're like that's and like these people became

3498
02:58:23,240 --> 02:58:25,940
like devoutly like religious like did like all the

3499
02:58:25,940 --> 02:58:26,340
stuff.

3500
02:58:26,540 --> 02:58:29,440
There's one person though that they interviewed.

3501
02:58:29,940 --> 02:58:31,440
He was an atheist from Russia.

3502
02:58:32,140 --> 02:58:34,940
He was a he was a like a professor or something that

3503
02:58:34,940 --> 02:58:37,740
was like very like not just like an atheist but like

3504
02:58:37,740 --> 02:58:40,840
a super atheist like there is absolutely no God.

3505
02:58:40,840 --> 02:58:44,240
I denounce it all that shit when he died.

3506
02:58:44,240 --> 02:58:46,840
He went to a black room with two people with robes

3507
02:58:47,140 --> 02:58:47,840
over their head.

3508
02:58:49,040 --> 02:58:52,940
And he said that when they when like the two people

3509
02:58:52,940 --> 02:58:56,140
came along he didn't feel like a warm like welcoming

3510
02:58:56,140 --> 02:58:56,340
thing.

3511
02:58:56,340 --> 02:59:00,040
It was like utter dread and then they said it's time

3512
02:59:00,040 --> 02:59:01,040
to go down now.

3513
02:59:01,540 --> 02:59:04,840
So and then he felt like them being pulled and all

3514
02:59:04,840 --> 02:59:07,040
he saw was was was people.

3515
02:59:07,140 --> 02:59:08,240
He said there wasn't fire.

3516
02:59:08,340 --> 02:59:09,440
It wasn't anything like that.

3517
02:59:09,640 --> 02:59:11,540
But he said it was a bunch of naked people laying on

3518
02:59:11,540 --> 02:59:14,440
the ground reaching up for him being like this and

3519
02:59:14,440 --> 02:59:18,940
then he felt a hand like a big hand grab him and he

3520
02:59:18,940 --> 02:59:20,240
just goes this is your fate.

3521
02:59:20,240 --> 02:59:22,740
If you don't turn your life around and he just goes

3522
02:59:22,740 --> 02:59:26,340
he just goes you can denounce your your atheism

3523
02:59:26,340 --> 02:59:30,740
and come to me or this is this is your fate and he

3524
02:59:30,740 --> 02:59:35,840
just goes I'm giving you a chance here like it's not

3525
02:59:35,840 --> 02:59:37,940
verbatim what he said but he's basically said I'm

3526
02:59:37,940 --> 02:59:41,440
giving you another chance go back and turn your life

3527
02:59:41,440 --> 02:59:44,340
around type thing and then he just goes he just goes

3528
02:59:44,640 --> 02:59:47,840
or we can let you go and this is what you'll be for

3529
02:59:47,840 --> 02:59:48,240
eternity.

3530
02:59:48,240 --> 02:59:49,940
So he just goes you have a second chance.

3531
02:59:50,040 --> 02:59:51,740
Do you want to take it or is this where you want to

3532
02:59:51,740 --> 02:59:54,740
be for eternity and they're like the guys like I want

3533
02:59:54,740 --> 02:59:57,340
to go back then he came back and became a devout he

3534
02:59:57,340 --> 02:59:58,340
became a priest I think.

3535
02:59:59,240 --> 03:00:01,740
But do you know how much DMT is released in your

3536
03:00:01,740 --> 03:00:02,940
brain when you die?

3537
03:00:03,040 --> 03:00:05,140
How do you know that is not a result of that?

3538
03:00:05,140 --> 03:00:07,440
How come is it so similar for everybody?

3539
03:00:08,440 --> 03:00:10,440
Because you're you're thinking about your life and

3540
03:00:10,440 --> 03:00:12,840
everything that you did wrong and everything that

3541
03:00:12,840 --> 03:00:15,540
you want to accomplish you're thinking that oh I

3542
03:00:15,540 --> 03:00:16,840
want to have an afterlife.

3543
03:00:16,840 --> 03:00:20,440
So I have to find a way to explain it in my head and

3544
03:00:20,440 --> 03:00:22,940
you have all this fucking DMT being released in

3545
03:00:22,940 --> 03:00:23,640
your brain.

3546
03:00:24,040 --> 03:00:28,840
It's like why how can you not see that like that's

3547
03:00:28,840 --> 03:00:33,440
part of the equation like that fucking hallucinogenic

3548
03:00:33,440 --> 03:00:34,040
drug.

3549
03:00:34,440 --> 03:00:37,040
So you think that the hallucinogenic DMT that's in

3550
03:00:37,040 --> 03:00:39,140
the back here like it's the spine like right here

3551
03:00:39,140 --> 03:00:39,940
right like somewhere.

3552
03:00:39,940 --> 03:00:41,340
I think it could be possible.

3553
03:00:41,340 --> 03:00:43,940
I think it could explain some things but how would

3554
03:00:43,940 --> 03:00:45,740
that explain the people that came back that were

3555
03:00:45,740 --> 03:00:47,840
able to like read the words that are on top of like

3556
03:00:47,840 --> 03:00:50,340
the the lights and stuff and like all that there's

3557
03:00:50,340 --> 03:00:51,640
there's something to that.

3558
03:00:52,040 --> 03:00:54,140
There just is there's I think there's something more

3559
03:00:54,140 --> 03:00:54,740
to it.

3560
03:00:55,240 --> 03:00:56,740
Do you think Casey?

3561
03:00:56,740 --> 03:00:59,240
I just want to say it's religious either but Casey

3562
03:00:59,240 --> 03:01:00,940
I'm just going to ask you do you when you die?

3563
03:01:00,940 --> 03:01:01,840
Do you think it's over?

3564
03:01:01,840 --> 03:01:02,840
Do you think everything's over?

3565
03:01:02,840 --> 03:01:04,840
Do you think that like you just you just fade to

3566
03:01:04,840 --> 03:01:07,240
nothing or do you think that there is something

3567
03:01:07,240 --> 03:01:09,440
after we die?

3568
03:01:09,940 --> 03:01:12,140
I think there's no way to know that actually.

3569
03:01:12,340 --> 03:01:15,540
I don't think you can specifically I'm not asking

3570
03:01:15,540 --> 03:01:17,440
you for a scientific dissertation on it.

3571
03:01:17,440 --> 03:01:20,640
I'm asking you do you personally think that there

3572
03:01:20,640 --> 03:01:22,140
is something after we die?

3573
03:01:22,640 --> 03:01:25,340
I think there may be because I believe in ghosts.

3574
03:01:25,640 --> 03:01:27,740
I think there may be something after you die.

3575
03:01:28,240 --> 03:01:31,740
I think that your fucking spirit might stick around

3576
03:01:31,740 --> 03:01:33,740
the spirit in a certain way.

3577
03:01:33,740 --> 03:01:35,840
So that's the thing that confuses me about you if

3578
03:01:35,840 --> 03:01:38,340
you believe that there's ghosts that can be around

3579
03:01:38,340 --> 03:01:38,740
right?

3580
03:01:39,740 --> 03:01:41,340
If you believe that there's ghosts and that means

3581
03:01:41,340 --> 03:01:42,540
that you believe that there's a soul.

3582
03:01:43,040 --> 03:01:44,240
Well, I don't know that for sure.

3583
03:01:44,240 --> 03:01:47,740
That's why I like ghost hunting because I want to see

3584
03:01:47,940 --> 03:01:50,640
you know, if there's actual evidence of life after

3585
03:01:50,640 --> 03:01:51,140
death.

3586
03:01:51,640 --> 03:01:55,340
I haven't actually seen it, but I'm interested in

3587
03:01:55,340 --> 03:01:57,140
the fact that I can see it.

3588
03:01:58,340 --> 03:01:58,940
Okay.

3589
03:02:01,840 --> 03:02:05,040
What would it take for you to say that there's an

3590
03:02:05,040 --> 03:02:06,340
afterlife 100%?

3591
03:02:06,940 --> 03:02:08,840
What would what would be something that you saw

3592
03:02:08,840 --> 03:02:11,540
with your own eyes or heard with your own eyes that

3593
03:02:11,540 --> 03:02:14,440
would convince you that there is a life after this

3594
03:02:14,440 --> 03:02:14,740
one?

3595
03:02:16,240 --> 03:02:19,140
Like if we like when ghost hunting and I saw like

3596
03:02:19,140 --> 03:02:23,040
a ghost that was like, yeah, there's fucking something

3597
03:02:23,040 --> 03:02:23,740
after this.

3598
03:02:23,840 --> 03:02:26,140
I saw like actual proof of ghosts.

3599
03:02:26,440 --> 03:02:28,640
Okay, I would believe that there was something after

3600
03:02:28,640 --> 03:02:31,240
death or something stick around after death.

3601
03:02:31,440 --> 03:02:32,640
So Dan, what do you think?

3602
03:02:32,640 --> 03:02:35,340
Do you think that there is a life after this one?

3603
03:02:35,340 --> 03:02:38,040
Do you think there's a like that could be reincarnation

3604
03:02:38,140 --> 03:02:40,440
could be going to heaven could be something could be

3605
03:02:40,440 --> 03:02:41,540
just becoming a ghost.

3606
03:02:41,540 --> 03:02:45,240
Do you think that there is a a thing that happens

3607
03:02:45,240 --> 03:02:48,540
after we die or do you think that just fades out?

3608
03:02:49,340 --> 03:02:55,140
I think that I think one can die happy if there is

3609
03:02:55,140 --> 03:02:58,040
no one to die by the time death catches up with them.

3610
03:02:59,140 --> 03:03:00,740
That was like that was very deep.

3611
03:03:00,740 --> 03:03:05,540
That was a quote of the podcast and I think that

3612
03:03:06,740 --> 03:03:09,040
we're all the universe playing hide-and-seek with

3613
03:03:09,040 --> 03:03:13,340
itself because if you were God, what else would you

3614
03:03:13,340 --> 03:03:13,640
do?

3615
03:03:14,440 --> 03:03:17,640
I think we are God and I think we're all part of the

3616
03:03:17,640 --> 03:03:19,840
same energy and we find that out when we die.

3617
03:03:21,040 --> 03:03:27,940
So there's a there's a theory where it kind of embarks

3618
03:03:27,940 --> 03:03:32,440
in reincarnation and also into a almost Christian

3619
03:03:32,440 --> 03:03:35,840
theology type thing, but also almost all the other

3620
03:03:35,840 --> 03:03:39,040
religions incorporate into this one theory.

3621
03:03:39,840 --> 03:03:40,940
I think it's an interesting theory.

3622
03:03:40,940 --> 03:03:43,840
I don't know how much I believe about this theory.

3623
03:03:43,840 --> 03:03:45,540
I just think that it's an interesting theory.

3624
03:03:45,540 --> 03:03:46,940
I don't necessarily believe it.

3625
03:03:48,840 --> 03:03:52,340
But there's a theory that in order to become that

3626
03:03:52,340 --> 03:03:54,740
we are in your in your terms.

3627
03:03:54,740 --> 03:03:56,140
We are all God.

3628
03:03:57,040 --> 03:03:59,640
But in order to become God you have to live every

3629
03:03:59,640 --> 03:04:01,440
life that ever existed on this planet.

3630
03:04:01,440 --> 03:04:02,640
Fuck that dude.

3631
03:04:02,640 --> 03:04:04,940
I don't want that shit.

3632
03:04:04,940 --> 03:04:09,240
I'm the same Asian guy for the 10 millionth time.

3633
03:04:09,240 --> 03:04:10,840
Fuck this.

3634
03:04:10,840 --> 03:04:16,040
In order to become God and become omnipotent every

3635
03:04:16,040 --> 03:04:19,040
time that you die that gets put into the God egg

3636
03:04:19,040 --> 03:04:20,940
for lack of a better term.

3637
03:04:20,940 --> 03:04:25,940
Like you're an incubating God at this point in the

3638
03:04:25,940 --> 03:04:26,440
terms of this.

3639
03:04:26,440 --> 03:04:28,540
Like I said, I don't necessarily believe it.

3640
03:04:28,540 --> 03:04:29,740
I think it's an interesting concept.

3641
03:04:29,740 --> 03:04:34,040
But when you die all the memories that this vessel

3642
03:04:34,040 --> 03:04:37,940
had like my my vessel before I became Dan or before

3643
03:04:37,940 --> 03:04:42,240
I became Casey and I lived all your lives every

3644
03:04:42,240 --> 03:04:45,740
single life that you live goes into the God egg

3645
03:04:45,740 --> 03:04:49,140
that happens and then or the God incubation that

3646
03:04:49,140 --> 03:04:51,640
happens and then once you end up living every

3647
03:04:51,640 --> 03:04:55,140
single life you've lived all the experience that

3648
03:04:55,540 --> 03:04:56,440
can happen.

3649
03:04:56,840 --> 03:04:59,240
So once you've lived all these experiences you've

3650
03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:01,340
experienced every single person's life on this

3651
03:05:01,340 --> 03:05:05,240
planet that you went through then the incubate your

3652
03:05:05,240 --> 03:05:08,340
God incubation turns into you turn into the God

3653
03:05:08,340 --> 03:05:11,340
actually and then you become God because you know

3654
03:05:11,540 --> 03:05:14,240
every experience that there is to have in life.

3655
03:05:15,140 --> 03:05:17,640
Yeah, I mean I don't necessarily I don't agree

3656
03:05:17,640 --> 03:05:18,140
with that one.

3657
03:05:18,140 --> 03:05:19,240
I just think that's an interesting.

3658
03:05:19,240 --> 03:05:21,840
I don't I don't feel I don't feel like that.

3659
03:05:21,840 --> 03:05:23,840
I mean that's interesting, but I don't feel like

3660
03:05:23,840 --> 03:05:24,940
that's what it's about.

3661
03:05:25,040 --> 03:05:26,140
Yeah, I don't either.

3662
03:05:26,140 --> 03:05:27,840
That's why I said I don't I don't necessarily

3663
03:05:27,840 --> 03:05:29,340
believe this one, but I just think that's an

3664
03:05:29,340 --> 03:05:31,840
interesting theory that some people have have come

3665
03:05:31,840 --> 03:05:36,640
to the the thing of so I believe I believe a lot

3666
03:05:36,640 --> 03:05:41,140
of what I said before right maybe maybe not that

3667
03:05:41,140 --> 03:05:44,640
I mean that we're all God more like the entire

3668
03:05:44,640 --> 03:05:47,440
energy of the universe is God right and we're part

3669
03:05:47,440 --> 03:05:50,640
of that like we're all part of the Big Bang right

3670
03:05:50,640 --> 03:05:53,740
like we're all part of this like this never-ending

3671
03:05:53,740 --> 03:05:56,940
energy and there is some intelligence to it right

3672
03:05:56,940 --> 03:05:59,140
because there's rules to our universe and when you

3673
03:05:59,140 --> 03:06:01,340
start to break them you start to see the universe

3674
03:06:01,340 --> 03:06:04,140
do weird things to like to be like oh gotta fix

3675
03:06:04,140 --> 03:06:04,840
that glitch.

3676
03:06:04,840 --> 03:06:07,040
Oh you didn't see that like that's like dark matter

3677
03:06:07,040 --> 03:06:08,840
how dark matter shouldn't exist and every time

3678
03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:10,940
that it does something fucking weird happens

3679
03:06:10,940 --> 03:06:11,540
around it.

3680
03:06:11,640 --> 03:06:15,140
Yeah, like that kind of stuff or like the what is

3681
03:06:15,140 --> 03:06:18,340
the one with the double sled experiment like that

3682
03:06:18,340 --> 03:06:20,540
or like the fucking like Schrodinger's cat or

3683
03:06:20,540 --> 03:06:23,640
Schrodinger's cat Schrodinger's I gotta be careful.

3684
03:06:23,640 --> 03:06:27,140
I was a little racial slayer but like like like the

3685
03:06:27,140 --> 03:06:30,440
large positron collider when like it made dark

3686
03:06:30,440 --> 03:06:32,440
matter everything broke down on it and they weren't

3687
03:06:32,440 --> 03:06:33,340
able to use it again.

3688
03:06:33,940 --> 03:06:36,540
It's like one of those things where it's like maybe

3689
03:06:36,540 --> 03:06:38,440
we shouldn't be fucking with dark matter type of

3690
03:06:38,440 --> 03:06:38,740
things.

3691
03:06:38,740 --> 03:06:43,840
Yeah, but like dark matter in itself theoretically

3692
03:06:43,840 --> 03:06:46,540
shouldn't exist because that's why it's dark matter

3693
03:06:46,540 --> 03:06:49,840
because it shouldn't exist and they made like the

3694
03:06:49,840 --> 03:06:53,840
God particle with that too and like I don't I didn't

3695
03:06:53,840 --> 03:06:55,940
research too far into the God particle, but I know

3696
03:06:55,940 --> 03:07:02,140
they made something that like I I I'll have to

3697
03:07:02,140 --> 03:07:02,440
research.

3698
03:07:02,440 --> 03:07:05,140
I'll come back next week and talk about that one.

3699
03:07:05,140 --> 03:07:10,140
But but I think that the whole thing of energy can

3700
03:07:10,140 --> 03:07:13,140
neither be created nor destroyed type thing and

3701
03:07:13,940 --> 03:07:16,340
specifically like the electricity that's in our in

3702
03:07:16,340 --> 03:07:18,440
our body that just keeps us going.

3703
03:07:19,640 --> 03:07:21,440
How the fuck did that get there and how the fuck

3704
03:07:21,440 --> 03:07:22,140
does it go?

3705
03:07:22,140 --> 03:07:27,340
It's potassium, potassium and sodium pump.

3706
03:07:27,340 --> 03:07:31,240
Yeah, but like help like it's like tell me you didn't

3707
03:07:31,240 --> 03:07:35,640
take anatomy and physiology without telling me how

3708
03:07:35,640 --> 03:07:36,440
just fuck with it.

3709
03:07:36,440 --> 03:07:38,940
But like how the fuck did that like become a thing

3710
03:07:39,240 --> 03:07:40,140
evolution?

3711
03:07:41,840 --> 03:07:43,640
Because where did it start?

3712
03:07:43,940 --> 03:07:47,640
Yeah, like it started with the need to make energy

3713
03:07:47,840 --> 03:07:51,040
and so but like even like single-celled organisms

3714
03:07:51,040 --> 03:07:52,340
have electricity in it.

3715
03:07:52,340 --> 03:07:54,940
It's really interesting like actually dude our

3716
03:07:54,940 --> 03:07:58,840
mitochondria are not part of the human genome.

3717
03:07:59,140 --> 03:07:59,740
What do you mean?

3718
03:07:59,740 --> 03:08:01,740
They're they're actually bacteria.

3719
03:08:01,740 --> 03:08:04,240
Yeah, they're their own organism.

3720
03:08:04,340 --> 03:08:04,840
Yeah.

3721
03:08:04,940 --> 03:08:05,340
Yeah.

3722
03:08:05,340 --> 03:08:07,240
Yeah, like human it's not part of you.

3723
03:08:07,240 --> 03:08:10,140
They have their own DNA separate from from our

3724
03:08:10,140 --> 03:08:13,840
DNA humans evolved to have a symbiotic relationship

3725
03:08:13,840 --> 03:08:16,440
with mitochondria right to incorporate with them.

3726
03:08:16,740 --> 03:08:17,140
Yeah.

3727
03:08:17,140 --> 03:08:19,440
So the things that produce energy are actually

3728
03:08:19,440 --> 03:08:24,740
single-celled bacteria that that morphed with humans

3729
03:08:24,740 --> 03:08:25,940
basically, right?

3730
03:08:25,940 --> 03:08:26,840
Am I saying that right?

3731
03:08:27,240 --> 03:08:30,140
Yeah, they provide the you know, the power to the

3732
03:08:30,140 --> 03:08:33,640
cells and they're not they're their own organism.

3733
03:08:33,940 --> 03:08:35,740
They're not the powerhouse of the cell.

3734
03:08:35,740 --> 03:08:37,140
It's fucking crazy.

3735
03:08:37,140 --> 03:08:39,740
If you're not part of the they don't have human DNA.

3736
03:08:40,040 --> 03:08:42,140
Yeah, what DNA is it then?

3737
03:08:42,240 --> 03:08:43,140
It's bacterial.

3738
03:08:43,140 --> 03:08:45,840
Yeah, but like we're like what bacteria like

3739
03:08:45,940 --> 03:08:46,840
mitochondria.

3740
03:08:46,940 --> 03:08:48,640
Yeah, I know it's mitochondria, but where did

3741
03:08:48,640 --> 03:08:49,840
mitochondria come from?

3742
03:08:50,440 --> 03:08:54,740
It evolved from other bacteria, but like it eventually

3743
03:08:54,840 --> 03:08:56,540
there's there's a start to everything.

3744
03:08:56,540 --> 03:08:57,540
Where did it start?

3745
03:08:58,540 --> 03:09:01,240
So it started in like when the ocean was fucking

3746
03:09:01,240 --> 03:09:05,440
hot all the all the organic molecules came together

3747
03:09:05,440 --> 03:09:09,240
and they eventually formed like the first cell or

3748
03:09:09,240 --> 03:09:10,140
bacteria.

3749
03:09:10,440 --> 03:09:14,440
Also, if you're thinking about that how many like

3750
03:09:14,440 --> 03:09:17,340
like you did like the thing with chat GPT like how

3751
03:09:17,340 --> 03:09:20,040
many coincidences had to fucking happen for humans

3752
03:09:20,040 --> 03:09:23,240
to be able to exist right like that's something that

3753
03:09:23,240 --> 03:09:25,440
kind of like that boggles my mind that people don't

3754
03:09:25,440 --> 03:09:29,140
like like think about like how much shit had to

3755
03:09:29,140 --> 03:09:29,640
happen.

3756
03:09:29,840 --> 03:09:32,240
Here's here's a really big one that I think people

3757
03:09:32,240 --> 03:09:37,040
don't think about at all is when you look up into

3758
03:09:37,040 --> 03:09:37,840
the sky.

3759
03:09:38,340 --> 03:09:40,340
The moon is the same size as the Sun.

3760
03:09:40,440 --> 03:09:41,140
Oh my God.

3761
03:09:41,140 --> 03:09:41,740
Here we go.

3762
03:09:42,140 --> 03:09:43,540
No, no, really.

3763
03:09:43,540 --> 03:09:44,640
What's so funny about this?

3764
03:09:44,640 --> 03:09:46,740
I I told you in the chat.

3765
03:09:46,740 --> 03:09:50,240
What right the moon is the same size as the Sun,

3766
03:09:50,240 --> 03:09:54,740
but that happens basically about six trillion times

3767
03:09:54,740 --> 03:09:57,840
but you said the chances of that are what one in

3768
03:09:57,840 --> 03:09:58,340
million.

3769
03:09:58,540 --> 03:10:01,940
No, no, it's like one in three hundred million right

3770
03:10:01,940 --> 03:10:03,040
one in five hundred million.

3771
03:10:03,040 --> 03:10:04,440
It's one in three hundred million.

3772
03:10:04,640 --> 03:10:08,040
So there's about you know, six trillion fucking

3773
03:10:08,040 --> 03:10:08,740
stars.

3774
03:10:09,040 --> 03:10:12,040
So the chances of that happening are actually but

3775
03:10:12,040 --> 03:10:14,040
how many of those stars actually have fucking human

3776
03:10:14,040 --> 03:10:17,140
right right but the one place that has humans right

3777
03:10:17,140 --> 03:10:21,240
the chain so the chances of the Sun and the moon

3778
03:10:21,240 --> 03:10:23,540
being the same size or one in five hundred million

3779
03:10:23,840 --> 03:10:25,940
on the same planet that also has humans.

3780
03:10:25,940 --> 03:10:29,140
It's like, okay, like if you put those two things

3781
03:10:29,140 --> 03:10:30,540
together, it's impossible.

3782
03:10:30,640 --> 03:10:33,440
It's not even it's like one in one in a million

3783
03:10:33,440 --> 03:10:35,940
trillion, you know, it's not even planets have we

3784
03:10:35,940 --> 03:10:38,140
discovered Casey a lot a lot.

3785
03:10:38,340 --> 03:10:39,740
We know covered a lot of plants.

3786
03:10:39,940 --> 03:10:41,940
How many planets have we actually looked at that

3787
03:10:41,940 --> 03:10:43,740
had actual life on them?

3788
03:10:43,740 --> 03:10:44,340
Right.

3789
03:10:44,340 --> 03:10:47,540
There's there's no other life that we found but the

3790
03:10:47,540 --> 03:10:50,540
universe is also fucking infinitely huge.

3791
03:10:51,040 --> 03:10:53,140
So there's like fucking that I thought there's like

3792
03:10:53,140 --> 03:10:54,540
ninety eight percent of the universe.

3793
03:10:54,540 --> 03:10:56,840
We haven't seen yet and that's why we're the only

3794
03:10:56,840 --> 03:10:57,340
ones here.

3795
03:10:57,340 --> 03:10:59,440
Ever see the planet that they that they think that

3796
03:10:59,440 --> 03:11:01,740
they discovered like artificial light sources on

3797
03:11:02,140 --> 03:11:04,240
like you ever see that like they like they were

3798
03:11:04,240 --> 03:11:06,540
doing like a satellite and like it went out of our

3799
03:11:06,540 --> 03:11:10,340
like galaxy not galaxy our local cluster and then

3800
03:11:10,340 --> 03:11:13,540
went to another cluster of things and they saw on a

3801
03:11:13,540 --> 03:11:15,940
planet it looked like there was artificial lights

3802
03:11:16,040 --> 03:11:17,540
on like the dark side of it.

3803
03:11:17,640 --> 03:11:18,340
Wow.

3804
03:11:19,440 --> 03:11:20,340
Maybe there's something to that.

3805
03:11:20,340 --> 03:11:22,240
Maybe there's just like a bunch of volcanoes or

3806
03:11:22,240 --> 03:11:24,340
something or but like when they looked at it,

3807
03:11:24,340 --> 03:11:26,340
they're like that's those are light sources.

3808
03:11:26,340 --> 03:11:28,640
But like, you know, if you look at if you look at

3809
03:11:28,640 --> 03:11:30,440
Earth from space and there's a bunch of volcanoes

3810
03:11:30,440 --> 03:11:32,140
going off, it would look like artificial light

3811
03:11:32,140 --> 03:11:32,540
sources.

3812
03:11:32,540 --> 03:11:33,540
So it could just be a planet.

3813
03:11:33,540 --> 03:11:35,240
That's just a bunch of volcanoes, but it's

3814
03:11:35,240 --> 03:11:39,040
something interesting to like think about like you

3815
03:11:39,040 --> 03:11:40,840
seen Google Earth and stuff when you like look at

3816
03:11:40,840 --> 03:11:42,940
Earth and you look at like, you know, America and

3817
03:11:42,940 --> 03:11:45,140
you can see like the big lights and in the little

3818
03:11:45,540 --> 03:11:47,740
little smaller lights where you know, you're like

3819
03:11:47,740 --> 03:11:50,740
that's all and also it's crazy when you when you

3820
03:11:50,740 --> 03:11:53,340
can see Earth from like that and like see all the

3821
03:11:53,340 --> 03:11:55,440
lights and all that shit that you like looking at

3822
03:11:55,440 --> 03:11:58,140
you're like every single one of those bright ass

3823
03:11:58,140 --> 03:12:00,640
lights is a fucking major city that's on a thing.

3824
03:12:00,640 --> 03:12:04,640
It's like no no, there's no other animal on this

3825
03:12:04,640 --> 03:12:06,540
planet that can make an artificial light source.

3826
03:12:06,740 --> 03:12:09,040
There's no other animal on this planet that can

3827
03:12:09,040 --> 03:12:10,240
make a fucking microphone.

3828
03:12:10,240 --> 03:12:15,640
There's no other like how we became humans like if

3829
03:12:15,640 --> 03:12:18,440
you figured if you thought that if intelligence

3830
03:12:18,440 --> 03:12:21,640
and and sentience and all that shit was such an

3831
03:12:21,640 --> 03:12:24,740
easy thing to or like such a such a common thing

3832
03:12:24,740 --> 03:12:29,040
that could happen like if that was all a common

3833
03:12:29,040 --> 03:12:31,040
thing you'd figure there'd be other speed like

3834
03:12:31,040 --> 03:12:32,840
deers would be able to talk and like deers would

3835
03:12:32,840 --> 03:12:35,740
be able to like make like fire and deers would be

3836
03:12:35,740 --> 03:12:37,740
like but here's what I'm saying.

3837
03:12:37,740 --> 03:12:41,340
There's a so you said there's a one in 100 million

3838
03:12:41,340 --> 03:12:45,540
chance of the moon or whatever the sun being close

3839
03:12:45,540 --> 03:12:46,240
to Earth.

3840
03:12:46,240 --> 03:12:49,740
So no no no no not that I'm saying that when you're

3841
03:12:49,740 --> 03:12:52,540
on Earth the moon and the sun appear to be the same

3842
03:12:52,540 --> 03:12:56,540
exact size right, but there's also the sky there's

3843
03:12:56,540 --> 03:12:59,940
there's about a sex tillian planets.

3844
03:13:00,840 --> 03:13:04,540
So there's 10 sextillion planets in the universe

3845
03:13:04,540 --> 03:13:04,840
bro.

3846
03:13:04,840 --> 03:13:08,340
There's fucking space pussy out there fucking fine.

3847
03:13:08,340 --> 03:13:11,240
So if it's a one in 100 million chance that means

3848
03:13:11,240 --> 03:13:14,740
there's one trillion planets that also have that

3849
03:13:15,140 --> 03:13:18,140
that's not true though because there's okay because

3850
03:13:18,140 --> 03:13:19,640
you're assuming that they have a moon.

3851
03:13:20,640 --> 03:13:22,440
Yeah, not all planets have moons.

3852
03:13:22,840 --> 03:13:25,840
Pluto doesn't have a moon actually Pluto does have

3853
03:13:25,840 --> 03:13:27,640
a moon, but it's almost the same size as Pluto.

3854
03:13:27,640 --> 03:13:28,540
I think that's hysterical.

3855
03:13:28,540 --> 03:13:32,140
So you're assuming a lot of things and the chances

3856
03:13:32,140 --> 03:13:34,340
are like it's like impossible.

3857
03:13:34,340 --> 03:13:36,840
But then there's other plants that like seven moons

3858
03:13:36,840 --> 03:13:39,140
and I feel like having seven moons is cheating.

3859
03:13:39,140 --> 03:13:42,140
I feel like if you got seven one of them might be

3860
03:13:42,140 --> 03:13:42,940
the same size.

3861
03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:46,840
I feel like it's cheating in the fact that they can

3862
03:13:46,840 --> 03:13:49,340
do they cross over each other in the sky and make

3863
03:13:49,340 --> 03:13:49,940
an eclipse.

3864
03:13:49,940 --> 03:13:53,340
It's like dude by accident.

3865
03:13:53,340 --> 03:13:54,340
You know what I mean?

3866
03:13:54,340 --> 03:13:58,240
I think I feel like that right if there is a God.

3867
03:13:58,240 --> 03:14:01,240
I don't think there's an F about it right.

3868
03:14:01,240 --> 03:14:02,940
There is some eternal energy.

3869
03:14:02,940 --> 03:14:03,940
That's intelligent.

3870
03:14:03,940 --> 03:14:05,540
I think there is an intelligence out there.

3871
03:14:05,540 --> 03:14:06,840
You believe in intelligent design.

3872
03:14:06,840 --> 03:14:07,340
I do.

3873
03:14:07,440 --> 03:14:08,340
Yeah, right.

3874
03:14:08,740 --> 03:14:11,240
And I also believe in evolution though, like hands

3875
03:14:11,240 --> 03:14:13,040
down like irrefutable.

3876
03:14:13,040 --> 03:14:14,940
So that's that's another thing that like I people

3877
03:14:14,940 --> 03:14:16,240
think that just because I'm Catholic.

3878
03:14:16,240 --> 03:14:17,840
I don't believe in evolution.

3879
03:14:18,240 --> 03:14:22,940
I think that evolution is proof that God made us

3880
03:14:23,140 --> 03:14:24,940
and they're like, well, what about the whole seven

3881
03:14:24,940 --> 03:14:25,240
days thing?

3882
03:14:25,240 --> 03:14:27,140
I'm like, I don't think it's a literal seven days

3883
03:14:27,140 --> 03:14:31,340
that God created Earth maybe in his in God's vision.

3884
03:14:31,440 --> 03:14:33,240
It was seven days, but to everything else.

3885
03:14:33,240 --> 03:14:36,340
It was millions upon millions of years, but because

3886
03:14:36,340 --> 03:14:39,840
God is so eternal seven days seems like a million

3887
03:14:39,840 --> 03:14:41,740
plus years seems like a day.

3888
03:14:42,240 --> 03:14:45,740
So like him doing this and like him like sculpting

3889
03:14:45,740 --> 03:14:48,540
like a monkey and then turning it could continuously

3890
03:14:48,640 --> 03:14:52,240
building it up to until it becomes a human is seven

3891
03:14:52,240 --> 03:14:54,440
days like psych that like that whole thing.

3892
03:14:54,440 --> 03:14:54,940
He's like me.

3893
03:14:54,940 --> 03:14:57,240
Okay, that took seven days to do and it's just like

3894
03:14:57,440 --> 03:15:00,140
that actually took millions of years, but God said

3895
03:15:00,140 --> 03:15:03,740
he couldn't God couldn't be like to the fucking the

3896
03:15:03,740 --> 03:15:07,040
Israelites that you know, have lived in the sand

3897
03:15:07,040 --> 03:15:08,940
for fucking you know their whole life.

3898
03:15:09,040 --> 03:15:11,040
They couldn't explain he couldn't explain millions

3899
03:15:11,040 --> 03:15:13,740
upon millions of years to them because they wouldn't

3900
03:15:13,840 --> 03:15:14,740
they wouldn't comprehend it.

3901
03:15:14,740 --> 03:15:16,140
So they're like in seven days.

3902
03:15:16,140 --> 03:15:19,340
I did this as a as a metaphorical thing being like

3903
03:15:19,340 --> 03:15:23,640
hey, I did this in seven days and in my thing.

3904
03:15:23,640 --> 03:15:25,540
So basically being like I did this in seven days.

3905
03:15:25,540 --> 03:15:28,440
I like oh that I can I can comprehend seven days

3906
03:15:28,440 --> 03:15:31,140
trying to talk to a fuck talking a fucking medieval

3907
03:15:31,140 --> 03:15:33,940
peasant not even a fucking Israel Israelite from

3908
03:15:33,940 --> 03:15:36,440
like, you know, the 500 era like talk to like a

3909
03:15:36,440 --> 03:15:39,840
medieval peasant from like 800 and try to explain

3910
03:15:39,840 --> 03:15:41,040
a million years to them.

3911
03:15:41,040 --> 03:15:41,540
Right.

3912
03:15:41,540 --> 03:15:46,240
They would be like if you fucking showed a medieval

3913
03:15:46,240 --> 03:15:49,240
peasant fucking promiscuous by fucking like this

3914
03:15:49,240 --> 03:15:51,440
dog song promiscuous they would fucking explode

3915
03:15:51,440 --> 03:15:58,840
but like fucking promiscuous they'd be like oh they

3916
03:15:58,840 --> 03:16:00,240
have a seizure and die.

3917
03:16:00,240 --> 03:16:02,440
They're like just trying to eat oatmeal.

3918
03:16:02,440 --> 03:16:04,240
Yeah, they're like shivering.

3919
03:16:06,240 --> 03:16:10,340
But like imagine like I feel like God explaining

3920
03:16:10,340 --> 03:16:13,140
like the way that he created the universe is like

3921
03:16:13,140 --> 03:16:15,840
you trying to explain quantum physics to a baby.

3922
03:16:16,440 --> 03:16:20,940
Like a baby's gonna be like what and you're just

3923
03:16:20,940 --> 03:16:23,240
like so if you take the quantum particles when you

3924
03:16:23,240 --> 03:16:28,240
do this, I'll be like and it'd be like the sun sets

3925
03:16:28,240 --> 03:16:31,240
at nighttime the baby be like, oh I get that like a

3926
03:16:31,240 --> 03:16:32,840
toddler would be able to comprehend.

3927
03:16:32,840 --> 03:16:36,640
Oh the sun sets at nighttime, but trying to explain

3928
03:16:36,640 --> 03:16:41,640
to that same toddler advanced rocket science or

3929
03:16:41,640 --> 03:16:43,540
fucking advanced quantum mechanics.

3930
03:16:43,540 --> 03:16:46,240
They'd be like this is too much for me to even

3931
03:16:46,240 --> 03:16:47,140
fucking comprehend.

3932
03:16:47,140 --> 03:16:52,040
So I think God's way of making his incomprehensibleness

3933
03:16:52,040 --> 03:16:55,240
like comprehensible to people, especially back then

3934
03:16:55,240 --> 03:16:58,540
it's kind of like, oh, all right.

3935
03:16:58,540 --> 03:17:00,240
I did this in seven days.

3936
03:17:00,240 --> 03:17:03,540
I created the earth in seven days and I did all

3937
03:17:03,540 --> 03:17:06,740
this and it's like, okay, and then people were like

3938
03:17:06,740 --> 03:17:11,540
I can understand seven days, but people have people

3939
03:17:11,540 --> 03:17:13,740
have grown in intelligence and the phone has made

3940
03:17:13,740 --> 03:17:15,940
people way more intelligent, but also more stupid

3941
03:17:15,940 --> 03:17:16,540
at the same time.

3942
03:17:16,540 --> 03:17:19,440
But like I think if God like was doing this shit

3943
03:17:19,440 --> 03:17:21,740
now, he'd be able to tell us, okay, it took me a

3944
03:17:21,740 --> 03:17:24,240
billion years to do one thing here.

3945
03:17:24,340 --> 03:17:26,640
It took me a billion years to do this.

3946
03:17:26,740 --> 03:17:29,140
It took me a million years to do this, but I think

3947
03:17:29,140 --> 03:17:31,240
because people didn't have a concept of that much

3948
03:17:31,240 --> 03:17:34,640
time back then they'd be like, I don't understand

3949
03:17:34,640 --> 03:17:38,940
three years, let alone fucking billions like even

3950
03:17:38,940 --> 03:17:41,640
like like even like a billion is an almost

3951
03:17:41,640 --> 03:17:44,640
incomprehensible number to a fucking person like

3952
03:17:44,640 --> 03:17:48,340
you ever see those videos of like one like a million

3953
03:17:48,340 --> 03:17:51,440
dollars versus a billion dollars or trillion dollars

3954
03:17:51,440 --> 03:17:55,640
like like like show like a billion like and it's

3955
03:17:55,640 --> 03:17:58,340
just like all these are hundreds and it's like fucking

3956
03:17:58,340 --> 03:18:00,640
like the size of like the like the World Trade

3957
03:18:00,640 --> 03:18:01,340
Center or something.

3958
03:18:01,340 --> 03:18:03,740
It's just like and then it shows a million dollars

3959
03:18:03,740 --> 03:18:05,840
and it's like a crate that's like this and it's

3960
03:18:05,840 --> 03:18:08,540
just like the difference between these two are

3961
03:18:08,540 --> 03:18:12,440
fucking insurmountable and like it's all hundred

3962
03:18:12,440 --> 03:18:12,940
dollar bills.

3963
03:18:12,940 --> 03:18:13,540
That's in the crate.

3964
03:18:13,540 --> 03:18:14,740
You're like, well, that's a lot of money.

3965
03:18:14,740 --> 03:18:16,540
Then you look over and that's a trillion dollars.

3966
03:18:16,540 --> 03:18:20,540
You like I can't even comprehend that much of something,

3967
03:18:20,940 --> 03:18:25,140
you know, so trying to explain the creation of

3968
03:18:25,140 --> 03:18:29,440
fucking time and space and Earth and humanity trying

3969
03:18:29,440 --> 03:18:32,140
to explain that to something it'd be like trying to

3970
03:18:32,140 --> 03:18:35,140
like, you know, visualize a trillion dollars or a

3971
03:18:35,140 --> 03:18:39,640
trillion something and it I'm a person who lived in

3972
03:18:39,640 --> 03:18:42,440
the 21st century my whole life trying to visualize

3973
03:18:42,440 --> 03:18:45,240
a trillion dollars is still fucking staggering to

3974
03:18:45,240 --> 03:18:47,840
me like trying to visualize a trillion thousand billion.

3975
03:18:47,840 --> 03:18:50,640
Yeah, and trying and trying and like and how much

3976
03:18:50,640 --> 03:18:53,140
how much is and a billion is a thousand millions,

3977
03:18:53,140 --> 03:18:53,540
right?

3978
03:18:53,840 --> 03:18:57,840
So a thousand millions a thousand billions and it's

3979
03:18:57,840 --> 03:19:01,640
just it's almost incomprehensible like think of

3980
03:19:01,840 --> 03:19:04,240
try to think of sextillion like I can't eat like

3981
03:19:04,240 --> 03:19:08,040
that's a that's a that's an insane integer of things

3982
03:19:08,140 --> 03:19:10,840
a thousand a thousand billions or a thousand

3983
03:19:10,840 --> 03:19:14,340
millions is a trillion a million millions.

3984
03:19:15,140 --> 03:19:16,640
What's the what's the thing?

3985
03:19:17,740 --> 03:19:20,540
What is a trillion a million millions?

3986
03:19:21,740 --> 03:19:23,140
No, it's a bill.

3987
03:19:23,140 --> 03:19:24,140
It's a million.

3988
03:19:24,240 --> 03:19:27,240
And then a billion is a thousand millions and the

3989
03:19:27,240 --> 03:19:30,440
trillion is a thousand billions a thousand billions,

3990
03:19:30,440 --> 03:19:32,740
but would that be a million millions?

3991
03:19:32,740 --> 03:19:34,040
No, it would be a hundred thousand.

3992
03:19:34,040 --> 03:19:35,240
What's a million millions?

3993
03:19:35,640 --> 03:19:37,140
I think sextillion or

3994
03:19:37,140 --> 03:19:44,860
What's a million millions is fucking like but like these numbers that are so incomprehensible

3995
03:19:44,860 --> 03:19:49,060
these are just fucking number a million times a million is one trillion it is a trillion

3996
03:19:49,060 --> 03:19:54,740
you know a million millions a million millions damn that's like I can't even wrap my fucking

3997
03:19:54,740 --> 03:20:00,020
head around that like like the number like and that's us in the 21st century being explained

3998
03:20:00,020 --> 03:20:07,340
numbers that we know what numbers are try explaining to fucking Israelites in you know

3999
03:20:07,340 --> 03:20:14,620
500 BC about what the fuck is going on with that it's a it's it'd be like it's it's we

4000
03:20:14,620 --> 03:20:22,380
can't even comprehend things that we know are things so he's trying to explain the astro

4001
03:20:22,380 --> 03:20:28,300
meant to astronomical like levels of things to to people who don't even know what numbers

4002
03:20:28,300 --> 03:20:33,860
are type thing so it's like you you have to dumb it down I feel like almost everything

4003
03:20:33,860 --> 03:20:39,220
in the Bible is dumbed down to the point where lowest common denominator can read it or understand

4004
03:20:39,220 --> 03:20:45,020
it one in ten can even I'm not gonna lie I feel like I'm in fucking exception right now

4005
03:20:45,020 --> 03:20:52,340
with fucking Elliot page that's fucking gay not gonna lie but like like you understand

4006
03:20:52,340 --> 03:20:56,060
what I'm saying like how I think that God had to dumb down a lot of shit so people could

4007
03:20:56,060 --> 03:21:00,220
understand it I think God is so far above us that he's like all right how can I dumb

4008
03:21:00,220 --> 03:21:05,900
this down to the point where people who are like you know room temperature IQ can understand

4009
03:21:05,900 --> 03:21:11,140
it well I mean science we're always discovering things that we don't know so I mean like it

4010
03:21:11,140 --> 03:21:16,880
could be like related to that shit like if you'd be like we don't know the rules math

4011
03:21:16,880 --> 03:21:24,420
has rules earth has physical rules that can't be broken grab you can't destroy gravity gravity's

4012
03:21:24,420 --> 03:21:28,380
always gonna be a fucking thing like there's the reason why I think that there's God and

4013
03:21:28,380 --> 03:21:32,900
an intelligent design is because there's so many things have so many rules if they're

4014
03:21:32,900 --> 03:21:37,740
if things if things were chaos there wouldn't be rules if there was if there was a if there

4015
03:21:37,740 --> 03:21:42,180
is if everything was random and up to chance there wouldn't be rules and laws of these

4016
03:21:42,180 --> 03:21:46,620
things there's laws of physics there's laws of mathematics there's laws of all this because

4017
03:21:46,620 --> 03:21:51,820
you can't break them because if you break them it just disappears if it gets if it's

4018
03:21:51,820 --> 03:21:57,540
chaos then nothing matters and nothing has rules if it was chaos I could say I want to

4019
03:21:57,540 --> 03:22:02,940
jump 20 feet in the air and you wouldn't have to listen to the laws of gravity because it

4020
03:22:02,940 --> 03:22:07,860
doesn't matter because it's chaos so because there's order it shows me that there's some

4021
03:22:07,860 --> 03:22:13,940
intelligent design that made these laws happen we discover more and more laws of science

4022
03:22:13,940 --> 03:22:19,820
and more more and more laws of mathematics because there are laws of this why are there

4023
03:22:19,820 --> 03:22:25,100
laws what's limiting this what's what's the thing that's that that made these things into

4024
03:22:25,100 --> 03:22:28,900
this constraint it's like there's so many things that are showing me you have these

4025
03:22:28,900 --> 03:22:34,140
laws of reality that can't be broken because it's like yeah you discovered the laws the

4026
03:22:34,140 --> 03:22:38,900
laws have always been there the law of gravity has always been the law of gravity even if

4027
03:22:38,900 --> 03:22:43,660
we didn't know what the law of gravity was we had the law of gravity so that's like the

4028
03:22:43,660 --> 03:22:48,040
thing that I'm saying like there might be laws of science and stuff but why are there

4029
03:22:48,040 --> 03:22:53,100
laws of science if there's laws of science where did these laws of science come from

4030
03:22:53,100 --> 03:22:58,500
they just discovered these laws of science these were laws of the fucking universe like

4031
03:22:58,500 --> 03:23:02,380
that had been there forever they might be like we might discover and be like well this

4032
03:23:02,380 --> 03:23:05,820
person discovered the law of gravity like Isaac Newton discovered gravity it's like

4033
03:23:05,820 --> 03:23:11,780
gravity was always there he didn't discover it like like all these things were here way

4034
03:23:11,780 --> 03:23:17,580
before we were that's why their laws but where did the laws come from it's not the scientists

4035
03:23:17,580 --> 03:23:21,740
that are making the laws because if the scientists made the laws they'd be like oh we made these

4036
03:23:21,740 --> 03:23:27,340
things so we can break these laws but every time they try to break the laws of XYZ law

4037
03:23:27,340 --> 03:23:32,420
of something they can't they physically can't break the laws and they can't figure out a

4038
03:23:32,420 --> 03:23:36,260
way to break the laws so they're like if we can't break the laws there's a reason why

4039
03:23:36,260 --> 03:23:40,860
we're limited at this point and it's like we have limits put on us through some sort

4040
03:23:40,860 --> 03:23:47,540
of intelligent design yeah I you know man I when I pick up my cat I just like I'm

4041
03:23:47,540 --> 03:23:53,620
like I know I'm like oh yeah God is real I just know you know I mean it's like not even

4042
03:23:53,620 --> 03:23:58,940
like a thing it's not a religious thing it's just I know that there's some intelligent

4043
03:23:58,940 --> 03:24:04,780
design out there some intelligent creator some higher power at the bare minimum because

4044
03:24:04,780 --> 03:24:09,560
it's just like dude like it goes beyond just like oh you could say oh you get serotonin

4045
03:24:09,560 --> 03:24:12,620
released in your stomach and that's why you get that little burn when you kiss it on the

4046
03:24:12,620 --> 03:24:20,740
nose right like you could say all that but fucking weird-ass cat smells my armpit yeah

4047
03:24:20,740 --> 03:24:25,700
she's gonna do that as soon as I go home she's gonna bury her face in my armpit and go crazy

4048
03:24:25,700 --> 03:24:32,120
but like another thing love shouldn't exist love for anything shouldn't exist that's another

4049
03:24:32,120 --> 03:24:36,060
thing that's showing that there's that there's something else out here that's doing different

4050
03:24:36,060 --> 03:24:42,300
things because it's like why do you like why do I love my wife there's nothing like well

4051
03:24:42,300 --> 03:24:48,180
there's a biological it's like yeah but after we have children I shouldn't care about her

4052
03:24:48,180 --> 03:24:54,460
right like if there was no intelligent design and it was just about procreation I wouldn't

4053
03:24:54,460 --> 03:25:00,780
love my wife yeah like I do love my wife that's I'm not saying I don't love my wife that's

4054
03:25:00,780 --> 03:25:05,900
what I'm trying to say is that because I love my wife there's a there's a there's a there's

4055
03:25:05,900 --> 03:25:12,700
something there that that's different like I I love my wife I love my I love my family

4056
03:25:12,700 --> 03:25:18,460
like there's no reason that you should love something if we were all just biologically

4057
03:25:18,460 --> 03:25:23,180
driven things you shouldn't love anything you should be like I'm gonna live no matter

4058
03:25:23,180 --> 03:25:29,940
what right it's just for like instant gratification yeah yeah instantaneous pleasure instantaneous

4059
03:25:29,940 --> 03:25:37,220
pleasure I don't like that I I dislike that thing I'm gonna kill it like we have these

4060
03:25:37,220 --> 03:25:41,900
in ingrained things like you you can see a person that you don't even know die and it

4061
03:25:41,900 --> 03:25:48,460
still hurts you to see another person die because you have something in you that that

4062
03:25:48,460 --> 03:25:53,720
is like that was another person right like it's just it's there's something inside us

4063
03:25:53,720 --> 03:25:58,740
that is different than I think anything else on this planet because a deer I don't think

4064
03:25:58,740 --> 03:26:04,900
a deer loves another deer you know they might they might have kids and stuff and then they

4065
03:26:04,900 --> 03:26:09,220
they go their separate ways like if they they don't they're not gonna mate for life there's

4066
03:26:09,220 --> 03:26:13,380
only like three animals on the planet and humans are one of them that mate for life

4067
03:26:13,380 --> 03:26:19,980
like like they do that like and even like let's look at lions like the lion pride like

4068
03:26:19,980 --> 03:26:24,900
it's like the the fucking the the the king lion that does this shit and like goes out

4069
03:26:24,900 --> 03:26:28,720
and like kills and does that it's not protecting its family it's protecting its lineage once

4070
03:26:28,720 --> 03:26:34,220
the once the other lions become adults and then they can do it they kill their dad right

4071
03:26:34,220 --> 03:26:40,020
they kill their they kill their dad lion to to show dominance it's like almost everything

4072
03:26:40,020 --> 03:26:45,820
else like the the the the the the way of of showing dominance is killing your own father

4073
03:26:45,820 --> 03:26:51,380
the thing or killing the the the hierarchy thing that was that normally in nature and

4074
03:26:51,380 --> 03:26:54,380
everything is your father because they're the most powerful thing because they were

4075
03:26:54,380 --> 03:27:01,700
able to sire children at that point and but humans we don't have that like i still i still

4076
03:27:01,700 --> 03:27:06,980
love my dad like i i am a grown man and i if this was if we were like you know other

4077
03:27:06,980 --> 03:27:10,900
animals and other like like a like a lion or something at this point i'd be trying to

4078
03:27:10,900 --> 03:27:17,980
kill my dad right like it's we're we're not we're not like animals like that because there's

4079
03:27:17,980 --> 03:27:26,580
something different about us yeah dude i you know i think i mentioned this before i think

4080
03:27:26,580 --> 03:27:33,740
it's incredibly obvious that humans whatever like our purposes like we're here to learn

4081
03:27:33,740 --> 03:27:40,660
lessons oh yeah and we're here like you have to you know you love your parents and they

4082
03:27:40,660 --> 03:27:46,940
raised you right so they sacrificed all this for you for you and then you have to watch

4083
03:27:46,940 --> 03:27:52,800
them grow old and die that's a lesson and then the whole process repeats right your

4084
03:27:52,800 --> 03:27:57,680
kids do it for you like you raise them and then they have to bury you so it's like watching

4085
03:27:57,680 --> 03:28:02,780
somebody who is selfless not everybody's parents are selfless but like in the vast majority

4086
03:28:02,780 --> 03:28:07,720
in general like people's parents are selfless and then they love their parents and they

4087
03:28:07,720 --> 03:28:14,020
have to watch them grow old and die and i think there's a big lesson there another big lesson

4088
03:28:14,020 --> 03:28:19,060
is like you don't get anything without sacrifice that's it that's it that's like i feel like

4089
03:28:19,060 --> 03:28:23,620
sacrifice is almost a law of the universe of its of its own it is because like when

4090
03:28:23,620 --> 03:28:27,420
you're when you're thinking about it like you have to sacrifice to get anything that

4091
03:28:27,420 --> 03:28:33,860
you want right you can some of them are small sacrifices like oh i want to i want to look

4092
03:28:33,860 --> 03:28:37,700
better so i'm not going to eat burger king every day like that's a sacrifice it's not

4093
03:28:37,700 --> 03:28:42,620
like you know putting your life on the line for your brother type thing right but like

4094
03:28:42,620 --> 03:28:46,780
you have to make sacrifices but also do you have any you have a sibling right you have

4095
03:28:46,780 --> 03:28:52,140
a brother too brother and sister are you the oldest middle middle your middle or sorry

4096
03:28:52,140 --> 03:28:57,620
no youngest you're the youngest yeah i had to think about i'm good but like so i'm the

4097
03:28:57,620 --> 03:29:05,000
oldest brother right and um i i truly feel like if it was a life or death situation where

4098
03:29:05,000 --> 03:29:10,420
either i had to die or my brother had to die my brother's a younger brother he's the he's

4099
03:29:10,420 --> 03:29:16,340
i'm like i i would sacrifice myself for my brother because i'm i i lived more of a life

4100
03:29:16,340 --> 03:29:22,260
than him i i have more of a like a legacy to to leave than my brother does he hasn't

4101
03:29:22,260 --> 03:29:27,380
lived his life yet type thing so it's kind of like a i'm the oldest one that and like

4102
03:29:27,380 --> 03:29:30,820
where does that come from because it's like there wasn't really anything like that it

4103
03:29:30,820 --> 03:29:36,620
just became to me naturally as an older brother like my brother might want to be like that

4104
03:29:36,620 --> 03:29:41,420
but i'd be like no i'm making a choice i'm the oldest here i'm gonna i'll if somebody

4105
03:29:41,420 --> 03:29:46,100
has to take the bullet metaphorically or like you know literally like somebody has to do

4106
03:29:46,100 --> 03:29:50,580
it i'll take the bullet so you can go on because you have more of a life to live and where

4107
03:29:50,580 --> 03:29:55,580
does that come from like where where does the duty of being like the older brother or

4108
03:29:55,580 --> 03:30:03,540
like the older sibling come from in that point like so taking a bullet right like yeah that's

4109
03:30:03,540 --> 03:30:09,580
like i feel like i could take a bullet right like i feel like for someone like i really

4110
03:30:09,580 --> 03:30:13,380
cared about i could jump in front of a fucking bullet for him right yeah but do you think

4111
03:30:13,380 --> 03:30:19,300
that your older brother would take a bullet for you over you taking a bullet i don't know

4112
03:30:19,300 --> 03:30:23,500
i don't know because i feel like because i've never been the younger sibling i've always

4113
03:30:23,500 --> 03:30:27,880
been the older brother so i don't know what the younger siblings like outlook on things

4114
03:30:27,880 --> 03:30:32,780
are but like me and my brother like whenever we do something i'm like i'm i'm the older

4115
03:30:32,780 --> 03:30:38,140
brother if something bad's gonna happen i'll take it type thing all right what if what

4116
03:30:38,140 --> 03:30:43,060
if it wasn't a bullet what if it was one of you had to jump into a woodchipper i'd still

4117
03:30:43,060 --> 03:30:48,140
do it i i don't because like i think it's just in ground in my head that like i'm the

4118
03:30:48,140 --> 03:30:52,020
older brother if something bad's gonna happen i gotta i'll take it like to save his life

4119
03:30:52,020 --> 03:30:56,700
you gotta jump in a woodchipper i do it and it's like the hole is like only a you know

4120
03:30:56,700 --> 03:31:02,500
six inches by six inches i jump head first just to suck you in i do i do head first just

4121
03:31:02,500 --> 03:31:08,460
to make it over first but like like that's like the thing like i would be like if it's

4122
03:31:08,460 --> 03:31:13,180
if it's for my brother for my wife like that type of thing like but it's the same thing

4123
03:31:13,180 --> 03:31:18,380
like if it's your parents or you your parents would 100 jump in front of a bullet for you

4124
03:31:18,380 --> 03:31:23,100
or they jump in that woodchipper for for your thing but like your parents would do that

4125
03:31:23,100 --> 03:31:27,820
for you and your parents would refuse the hidden the whatever like that you know the

4126
03:31:27,820 --> 03:31:32,820
word i'm trying to say like just like 100 yeah i can't pronounce words that's right

4127
03:31:32,820 --> 03:31:38,740
it's like yeah but like you would your parents would be like no i'm i'll do that first like

4128
03:31:38,740 --> 03:31:46,300
and as a child i would understand like i think i would get that more than like i'd be i'd

4129
03:31:46,300 --> 03:31:51,140
be upset that my parents had to do this for me but i'd understand like okay my parents

4130
03:31:51,140 --> 03:31:57,940
like my my dad jumped into this for me like type thing he did this so i could move on

4131
03:31:57,940 --> 03:32:03,620
type thing like and if i had a son or a daughter or you know something like that and like i

4132
03:32:03,620 --> 03:32:07,820
had to make that choice i wouldn't want my kid to make that to do that for me i'd be

4133
03:32:07,820 --> 03:32:12,460
like i'm gonna do this you have an entire life to live type thing yeah like i feel like

4134
03:32:12,460 --> 03:32:18,740
a parent sacrificing for a child is is you will do anything for that child type thing

4135
03:32:18,740 --> 03:32:22,820
but if you're gonna be a child sacrificing for a parent i feel like that's where things

4136
03:32:22,820 --> 03:32:27,140
go wrong you shouldn't sacrifice for your parents like i'm not saying that you don't

4137
03:32:27,140 --> 03:32:31,980
like you know help them and like like if they're old like doing that stuff but like if it comes

4138
03:32:31,980 --> 03:32:35,060
down to like the life or death things your parents should be the one to do that because

4139
03:32:35,060 --> 03:32:40,100
that's just a natural instinct for them i'm not saying that's i i like how that is but

4140
03:32:40,100 --> 03:32:45,160
just like how nature like intends things your parents should take the the the brunt of the

4141
03:32:45,160 --> 03:32:49,820
impact when they can but it gets to the point where your parents can't take an impact anymore

4142
03:32:49,820 --> 03:32:53,820
type thing there when they get too old then you're the head of the house that's why the

4143
03:32:53,820 --> 03:32:59,540
whole thing like throughout all time let me what is what are you drinking here

4144
03:32:59,540 --> 03:33:00,540
it's a red bull

4145
03:33:00,540 --> 03:33:07,740
tyler's on a midnight rant he is on what's he drinking this is red bull uh winter the

4146
03:33:07,740 --> 03:33:14,180
winter edition red bull how many milligrams of caffeine a lot all right so we got 120

4147
03:33:14,180 --> 03:33:17,300
percent of your daily value of b12

4148
03:33:17,300 --> 03:33:20,180
i was drinking more caffeine than i drink alcohol

4149
03:33:20,180 --> 03:33:27,060
i was like that wasn't made in seven days you think i was fucking seven days nobody

4150
03:33:27,060 --> 03:33:29,660
can understand that god damn

4151
03:33:29,660 --> 03:33:34,220
i'm like i'm like wow tyler's got some fucking energy

4152
03:33:34,220 --> 03:33:36,020
tyler's going fucking joe olson

4153
03:33:36,020 --> 03:33:40,420
the whole thing with your parents though like there comes a point when your parents can't

4154
03:33:40,420 --> 03:33:46,700
do what they used to type thing like my parents can't do what i can do now type thing like

4155
03:33:46,700 --> 03:33:50,460
if if like my parents like let's even say i like they need to go up on the roof and

4156
03:33:50,460 --> 03:33:55,020
do something like no i got it i like you guys you're getting older i'll go up and do like

4157
03:33:55,020 --> 03:33:58,820
you know like a shingle needs to be like replaced or something like i'll go up there and then

4158
03:33:58,820 --> 03:34:03,700
they're like no i'll do it back no i like you're like i got it type thing my dad fucking

4159
03:34:03,700 --> 03:34:09,860
fell off his roof and fucking broke his neck that's why i don't go up on the roof anymore

4160
03:34:09,860 --> 03:34:13,660
yeah dude ironically enough most of my like a lot of the men in my family fell off roofs

4161
03:34:13,660 --> 03:34:18,540
and died dude it's no joke i read trauma records all day like fucking you don't go up on the

4162
03:34:18,540 --> 03:34:29,460
roof i would say dude what fucks people up the most is motorcycles roofs roofs ladders

4163
03:34:29,460 --> 03:34:38,020
skis and stairs stairs are killer fuck everybody dude stairs are killer man just being old

4164
03:34:38,020 --> 03:34:43,820
literally just falling from fucking standing like that takes out old people dude like that's

4165
03:34:43,820 --> 03:34:48,860
like a thing though like i don't think humans are supposed to live till a hundred years

4166
03:34:48,860 --> 03:34:53,740
old like when your body gets to the point where you can't get up out of bed yourself

4167
03:34:53,740 --> 03:34:59,340
right like think that is like think back to like ancient times if you got to that point

4168
03:34:59,340 --> 03:35:03,780
you're done right you're done you're done son we're fucking getting to the point now

4169
03:35:03,780 --> 03:35:11,500
where we're making people who are like fucking jimmy carter yeah like fucking jimmy carter

4170
03:35:11,500 --> 03:35:14,940
like we get to the point where like you're just a corpse that's just laying there that's

4171
03:35:14,940 --> 03:35:21,140
like alive for the sake of being alive like dude i think i think the average person in

4172
03:35:21,140 --> 03:35:27,180
a nursing home is on 30 medications it's like dude if you're a pharmaceutical company you

4173
03:35:27,180 --> 03:35:32,460
fucking love nursing homes because it is just a fucking money grab you think it's moral

4174
03:35:32,460 --> 03:35:39,980
to keep people alive that long though where's your quality of life like what where what

4175
03:35:39,980 --> 03:35:45,140
what level of quality of life is life worth living yeah like if it gets to the point where

4176
03:35:45,140 --> 03:35:48,900
i can't even move out of my fucking chair i have fucking cataracts in my eyes i can't

4177
03:35:48,900 --> 03:35:55,020
see my ears are so fucked i need like 70 i need level fucking 2000 hearing aids i can't

4178
03:35:55,020 --> 03:36:00,020
talk i'm fucking shitting myself i'm pissing myself i can't even fucking roll over in bed

4179
03:36:00,020 --> 03:36:04,580
yeah like what why where's the point in living with that and i feel like that's almost in

4180
03:36:04,580 --> 03:36:09,700
the front to like a god if there is like there is a god i think there's a god but if there

4181
03:36:09,700 --> 03:36:13,820
is a god in other people's eyes i feel like that's almost in the front to god being like

4182
03:36:13,820 --> 03:36:19,860
you're just keeping him here as a pet yeah it's it's it's lifespan versus healthspan

4183
03:36:19,860 --> 03:36:24,060
it's like what do you want i want a healthspan i don't necessarily want a long life i want

4184
03:36:24,060 --> 03:36:32,020
a long healthspan what if you got to have 75 if i could have 75 fucking awesome years

4185
03:36:32,020 --> 03:36:38,100
where i have rock solid health and then die i'd be fine with that over living to 95 in

4186
03:36:38,100 --> 03:36:43,780
the last 25 or 20 yeah 20 years of your life you're fucking tied up in a bed you're bedbound

4187
03:36:43,780 --> 03:36:48,020
yeah you know fuck that and also your brain's deteriorating fuck that and like all that

4188
03:36:48,020 --> 03:36:55,260
like like i feel like alzheimer's and getting shit like that is just hell on earth like

4189
03:36:55,260 --> 03:37:00,180
you're losing all your memories and like i i've done a decent amount of research on alzheimer's

4190
03:37:00,180 --> 03:37:05,460
and like dimension stuff the last memories that you hold on to are around 18 to like

4191
03:37:05,460 --> 03:37:09,820
20 years old is like where you are before you drop off the edge and you're just brain

4192
03:37:09,820 --> 03:37:15,100
dead almost and really yeah i i did a decent amount of research on that but like 18 to

4193
03:37:15,100 --> 03:37:20,620
20 is where your your your brain oh with alzheimer's yeah oh so like when you're when like when

4194
03:37:20,620 --> 03:37:25,860
you're in the late stages of alzheimer's right before like the the abyss of just nothing

4195
03:37:25,860 --> 03:37:32,220
like you're just almost just like a sitting corpse there uh you you're you relive 18

4196
03:37:32,220 --> 03:37:37,980
to 20 years old and the reason why i did that is because i kept talking and experiencing

4197
03:37:37,980 --> 03:37:42,660
patients who were like in like the later stages of alzheimer's and they kept on having terrors

4198
03:37:42,660 --> 03:37:47,580
like mostly men like they had terrors of things and i'm like what what's going on with that

4199
03:37:47,580 --> 03:37:53,660
and the thing is they're going back to most of these guys were fucking world war two vets

4200
03:37:53,660 --> 03:37:58,780
and they're reliving the worst moments of their life right before they they jump off

4201
03:37:58,780 --> 03:38:03,980
the edge of non-sentience so just imagine the worst moments of your life from 18 to

4202
03:38:03,980 --> 03:38:08,420
20 years old if especially if you were a soldier back in like the day that's your last memories

4203
03:38:08,420 --> 03:38:13,180
that's it i feel like that's another hell because you have to relive that hell over

4204
03:38:13,180 --> 03:38:19,180
again like also for us like i joined i joined ems when i was 18 my last memories will be

4205
03:38:19,180 --> 03:38:26,420
fucking mohawk god damn same mine's gonna be running from the cops on a motorcycle that's

4206
03:38:26,420 --> 03:38:31,200
like where my memories got cut off 19 years old yeah but like it's crazy like just think

4207
03:38:31,200 --> 03:38:34,860
about that like especially like soldiers who went to war at 18 years old and stuff like

4208
03:38:34,860 --> 03:38:39,020
that's your last memories your last memory like the fucking like like the last memories

4209
03:38:39,020 --> 03:38:42,460
could be for this guy's fucking d-day and then you just drop off into the non-sentience

4210
03:38:42,460 --> 03:38:47,660
god that sucks like just imagine like just imagine the hell that is you lost all your

4211
03:38:47,660 --> 03:38:52,580
memories you you lost your kids you you you you lose your grandkids you lose your your

4212
03:38:52,580 --> 03:38:56,740
kids your your wife everything like all that's gone and the last thing you remember is hell

4213
03:38:56,740 --> 03:39:03,940
wow like and and i i couldn't imagine that like i like and i know we saw some we we saw

4214
03:39:03,940 --> 03:39:07,540
some awful things when we were at like you know working ems and stuff and like if my

4215
03:39:07,540 --> 03:39:12,420
last memories are just seeing all these awful things again that's that's the work that's

4216
03:39:12,420 --> 03:39:17,860
worse than hell that's like reliving all these awful things and they said the bad memories

4217
03:39:17,860 --> 03:39:21,940
are way more powerful than the good memories the farther along into the the the dimension

4218
03:39:21,940 --> 03:39:27,300
alzheimer's as you get because the the bad memories are seared into your head so when

4219
03:39:27,300 --> 03:39:31,140
these people they're not reliving the good memories of when they're 18 and 20 they're

4220
03:39:31,140 --> 03:39:36,140
reliving the horrible horrible shit so that's why i think that the the the the the final

4221
03:39:36,140 --> 03:39:40,820
levels of clear clarity is the absolute worst part that you can do because it's all the

4222
03:39:40,820 --> 03:39:45,380
awful things that happen between 18 and 20 years old so you're just you're reliving and

4223
03:39:45,380 --> 03:39:49,580
especially for like soldiers and like people who just got into like you know first response

4224
03:39:49,580 --> 03:39:53,460
and stuff like all those people when you're 18 years old and you're experiencing all that

4225
03:39:53,460 --> 03:39:57,380
shit you're experiencing that shit again like it's happening right there because all you

4226
03:39:57,380 --> 03:40:02,220
can do is stay in your brain because your body's fucking a corpse so you're just living

4227
03:40:02,220 --> 03:40:08,780
hell over again damn and then after you live hell nothing you're just unsentient at that

4228
03:40:08,780 --> 03:40:15,460
point dude i feel like as i get older i have less and less positive emotions really yeah

4229
03:40:15,460 --> 03:40:22,500
yeah for sure i used to be so much happier so but like i just like i just don't feel

4230
03:40:22,500 --> 03:40:27,980
the same level of happiness that i used to feel when i was in my 20s so i i got a question

4231
03:40:27,980 --> 03:40:33,140
and this might be younger than like like early 20s so this is like a question that i and

4232
03:40:33,140 --> 03:40:37,820
you don't have to get into it if you don't want to but um what i'm saying about this

4233
03:40:37,820 --> 03:40:42,860
is like i feel like you start getting to that point like when you're you know in your 30s

4234
03:40:42,860 --> 03:40:47,700
and stuff if especially if you don't have children like i feel like that's one of the

4235
03:40:47,700 --> 03:40:51,700
reason why children are such a boost for these for for people who are in like their late

4236
03:40:51,700 --> 03:40:55,580
20s early 30s is because you're going through that cycle that you're going down that you're

4237
03:40:55,580 --> 03:41:00,660
just getting into negative emotions yeah but if you had a kid somewhere in between there

4238
03:41:00,660 --> 03:41:05,340
you have something to live for you have a you have a legacy you have like something like

4239
03:41:05,340 --> 03:41:09,900
that you care about more than yourself that's why people fucking have kids yeah to fucking

4240
03:41:09,900 --> 03:41:13,900
live for something yeah like you're you're living for someone else at that point because

4241
03:41:13,900 --> 03:41:18,260
at this point you might love your you might love your girlfriend fiance girlfriend still

4242
03:41:18,260 --> 03:41:23,980
yeah girlfriend that you might love her you're not living for her right like like even if

4243
03:41:23,980 --> 03:41:27,900
you're married to somebody like i'm getting married to to to my fiance and i love her

4244
03:41:27,900 --> 03:41:32,340
to death but it's still something that you can't there's no way that you can love something

4245
03:41:32,340 --> 03:41:38,180
more than yourself until you have a child like like i love my girlfriend still or my

4246
03:41:38,180 --> 03:41:43,720
my fiance i love my i love my fiance it's still like she's close she's like here but

4247
03:41:43,720 --> 03:41:47,620
you still still care more about yourself once you have a kid you're down here your kid's

4248
03:41:47,620 --> 03:41:50,940
up here and that's the thing that i think that especially when you start getting older

4249
03:41:50,940 --> 03:41:55,220
like i'm not like i'm not digging on you for not having kids that's not what i'm trying

4250
03:41:55,220 --> 03:41:59,020
to say but like i feel like if like you had a kid or something it might boost up everything

4251
03:41:59,020 --> 03:42:03,460
again because you're you're like i have my life has a meaning again my life has my life

4252
03:42:03,460 --> 03:42:07,300
has a meaning i'm gonna raise this kid i'm gonna make my i'm gonna make this kid better

4253
03:42:07,300 --> 03:42:11,580
than i ever could have been i'm gonna i'm gonna be there for my kid like the way my

4254
03:42:11,580 --> 03:42:16,500
parent like i'm gonna fix all my parents mistakes with me that they ever did even if

4255
03:42:16,500 --> 03:42:20,100
my parents were good they all made mistakes i'm not gonna make those same mistakes with

4256
03:42:20,100 --> 03:42:24,020
my kid i'm gonna make my kid have a better life than i could have and then you're just

4257
03:42:24,020 --> 03:42:28,780
you're you're out there living for another person and i feel like the the act of living

4258
03:42:28,780 --> 03:42:35,820
for another person might be just a completely like i i can't even comprehend the the level

4259
03:42:35,820 --> 03:42:40,140
of like of like that is going to be when i have kids like me and me and my fiance are

4260
03:42:40,140 --> 03:42:44,740
planning on having kids but once i have that i feel like once you are out there and you

4261
03:42:44,740 --> 03:42:49,940
have a a living being that came from you and you're in your wife's love or you're in your

4262
03:42:49,940 --> 03:42:54,700
girlfriend like that thing that that living thing came from half of you that's half of

4263
03:42:54,700 --> 03:42:58,580
you right there and i feel like that's another reason why people love their kids more than

4264
03:42:58,580 --> 03:43:04,820
themselves because it's also part of them you gave up part of you to make that and you

4265
03:43:04,820 --> 03:43:09,340
have that kid and it's like and like and there's a whole bunch of people that say like once

4266
03:43:09,340 --> 03:43:13,700
you first lay eyes on your own child like it's a completely different world like you

4267
03:43:13,700 --> 03:43:17,300
and i've heard that from almost everybody that had kids like they're like once you hold

4268
03:43:17,300 --> 03:43:20,540
that baby that's like you can hold babies like oh it's a fucking baby but like when

4269
03:43:20,540 --> 03:43:24,620
it's your child and you look down at that and you have that like connected that that's

4270
03:43:24,620 --> 03:43:30,900
like that's my kid completely different world type thing and i feel like it's a it's a sad

4271
03:43:30,900 --> 03:43:33,780
thing though when you have like people who are like step parents they'll never have that

4272
03:43:33,780 --> 03:43:38,580
like connection like with that kid but like if it's your flesh and blood that you have

4273
03:43:38,580 --> 03:43:44,380
you're holding in your hand you're like i will do anything for this because this is

4274
03:43:44,380 --> 03:43:48,660
this is my legacy in the world yeah and that's why a whole bunch of rich people who don't

4275
03:43:48,660 --> 03:43:52,460
have kids are so fucking miserable because they don't have a legacy all they have is

4276
03:43:52,460 --> 03:43:59,420
money and when all you have is money what's what's money good for if you're gonna die

4277
03:43:59,420 --> 03:44:07,140
and leave nothing to anybody absolutely nothing absolutely nothing yeah um i don't know man

4278
03:44:07,140 --> 03:44:14,420
like i just i don't want if i have kids i don't want them to have the upbringing that

4279
03:44:14,420 --> 03:44:19,900
i had yeah right and so my thing right now is like i've got to get in a good financial

4280
03:44:19,900 --> 03:44:24,360
spot that's exactly i'm in the same spot and i'm not because i'm just not going to do that

4281
03:44:24,360 --> 03:44:31,020
like dude my upbringing was fucking terrible but not not completely terrible right from

4282
03:44:31,020 --> 03:44:37,780
a financial aspect oh yeah same here because my parents dude i did not have uh carpets

4283
03:44:37,780 --> 03:44:43,300
on like in half the house there's no carpets it was just subfloor just the plywood yeah

4284
03:44:43,300 --> 03:44:47,580
that's what we walked on there was mold in my bathroom mold in my fucking house there's

4285
03:44:47,580 --> 03:44:51,980
no kitchen sink it was like in another room like a sink in another room it was just fucked

4286
03:44:51,980 --> 03:44:55,620
up i couldn't have people over because i was so embarrassed in my fucking house that was

4287
03:44:55,620 --> 03:45:03,180
in shambles i said i will never do this to somebody ever and dude everything else like

4288
03:45:03,180 --> 03:45:08,920
your relish your relationship really rides on like finances oh yeah you know it's there's

4289
03:45:08,920 --> 03:45:13,980
no two ways about it like like i and i i wouldn't 100 agree with that because you know when

4290
03:45:13,980 --> 03:45:19,280
i moved in with my fiance and you know money's not we're not we're not struggling to the

4291
03:45:19,280 --> 03:45:24,620
point of like you know like underwater but like you know we're just scraping by and that

4292
03:45:24,620 --> 03:45:30,100
makes fucking you know it makes like friction between the two of you oh yeah because you're

4293
03:45:30,100 --> 03:45:35,140
just like you're like we're just scraping by it's like all right i you you can't buy

4294
03:45:35,140 --> 03:45:39,380
like three things like a chicken this week you can only buy two it's just like what the

4295
03:45:39,380 --> 03:45:44,820
fuck but it's like we can't afford that like we can afford enough to get by we can't afford

4296
03:45:44,820 --> 03:45:49,660
abundance right and then throw a kid in yeah and it's like now i'm trying to eat and this

4297
03:45:49,660 --> 03:45:53,420
motherfucker's trying to eat you know what i mean it's like i gotta feed him i gotta

4298
03:45:53,420 --> 03:45:57,620
starve and then you're thinking about like all the other things in your life right like

4299
03:45:57,620 --> 03:46:01,460
you know what about my physical health i'm trying to stay on routine with that what about

4300
03:46:01,460 --> 03:46:05,860
my mental health i'm trying to keep that in check what about you know just everything

4301
03:46:05,860 --> 03:46:10,020
what about things i still want to do in my life you know things i want to experience

4302
03:46:10,020 --> 03:46:13,220
and then you have a kid and you can't do that you know i want to see the fucking pyramids

4303
03:46:13,220 --> 03:46:18,460
i want to go to japan like that kind of thing but do what do do you want to ever have kids

4304
03:46:18,460 --> 03:46:23,980
is that something that's yeah yeah i'm not i'm not opposed to having kids but only if

4305
03:46:23,980 --> 03:46:28,900
they're in a good position so the reason why i'm trying to get completely out of ems like

4306
03:46:28,900 --> 03:46:33,620
and get this job with like my my father-in-law which is looking better and better as it's

4307
03:46:33,620 --> 03:46:37,860
going along which i'm happy about because i don't think i'm going to like the job i

4308
03:46:37,860 --> 03:46:42,980
don't like i i 100 know that going into it but the money that i'll be making will be

4309
03:46:42,980 --> 03:46:49,780
enough to give me the life that i want to give for my kids yeah because i my parents

4310
03:46:49,780 --> 03:46:55,220
they it wasn't quite like that my parents had me at 18 and 19 respectively so i lived

4311
03:46:55,220 --> 03:46:59,940
with my grandmother for the first i think eight years of my life not nine years i moved

4312
03:46:59,940 --> 03:47:07,260
out in 2005 so i was seven i was seven but for the first seven years of my life like

4313
03:47:07,260 --> 03:47:11,900
we had this grounds like my parents didn't eat some days to make me eat and i think the

4314
03:47:11,900 --> 03:47:15,780
reason why i like you know like these like quote unquote poor people foods like kraft

4315
03:47:15,780 --> 03:47:20,100
mac and cheese and like you know all that shit is because when i was a kid kraft mac

4316
03:47:20,100 --> 03:47:24,340
and cheese was great but i didn't realize that my parents weren't eating because they

4317
03:47:24,340 --> 03:47:30,580
wanted to feed me it's like the fucking shit yeah but like it's one of those things where

4318
03:47:30,580 --> 03:47:34,580
like i love that now and i'm like but like it's like one of those things where it's

4319
03:47:34,580 --> 03:47:39,060
just like i didn't realize when i was younger that my parents like sacrificed like and i

4320
03:47:39,060 --> 03:47:43,180
guarantee like i like that's like shit that you had to go through but like i guarantee

4321
03:47:43,180 --> 03:47:47,300
your parents were also doing shit like that being like well we're not going to eat today

4322
03:47:47,300 --> 03:47:51,900
but but our kids are going to be able to like now like me and my brother have a completely

4323
03:47:51,900 --> 03:47:58,340
different upbringing my i had my parents had me at 18 and 19 my parents were uh 20 28 and

4324
03:47:58,340 --> 03:48:01,860
29 when they had my my brother and my mom was a doctor at that point my dad owned the

4325
03:48:01,860 --> 03:48:08,300
business so it's a completely 180 like thing my brother is super smart super intelligent

4326
03:48:08,300 --> 03:48:13,540
super intelligent super athletic super like this he he's good at school he i'm like i

4327
03:48:13,540 --> 03:48:17,660
think a big reason why i struggled so much is because i just didn't have the the thing

4328
03:48:17,660 --> 03:48:21,860
for it but yeah that's a real fucking thing dude yeah i'm like i'm not resentful to my

4329
03:48:21,860 --> 03:48:26,860
parents for that like i'm not like i could be but i'm not but like it's one of those

4330
03:48:26,860 --> 03:48:31,020
things where i'm like i'm happy that my brother got the the things that i wasn't able to type

4331
03:48:31,020 --> 03:48:36,460
yeah but i want to i but the reason why i i want to get this thing with my my my my

4332
03:48:36,460 --> 03:48:42,140
father-in-law is that it might be a shitty job however not a shitty job it's a it's a

4333
03:48:42,140 --> 03:48:47,140
really good job and it pays really good i might not enjoy doing it right but i'll do

4334
03:48:47,140 --> 03:48:53,780
that so my kids can have a better life dude so here's the thing right when i started in

4335
03:48:53,780 --> 03:48:59,100
ems it was i was doing it because it's fucking fun oh yeah i was like oh dude this is i was

4336
03:48:59,100 --> 03:49:03,540
working in the warehouse i'm like this is fucking way cool this is way cooler right

4337
03:49:03,540 --> 03:49:07,980
you get a hero get a uniform get to be part of a team you get to run lights and sirens

4338
03:49:07,980 --> 03:49:15,580
and shit right but then when the cool factor dies that's gone it's like fuck now where

4339
03:49:15,580 --> 03:49:24,620
the fuck am i right and then you realize that every job sucks oh yeah it's like they all

4340
03:49:24,620 --> 03:49:30,100
suck so every dude but think of the coolest job in the world there's somebody sick of

4341
03:49:30,100 --> 03:49:34,620
fucking doing it oh yeah right like if you got to blow a thousand loads in a girl a day

4342
03:49:34,620 --> 03:49:39,100
that's your fucking job right that's not funny star it's a job fucking sick of it it's a

4343
03:49:39,100 --> 03:49:43,500
job then fucking sick of it i feel like if you do anything over and over and over again

4344
03:49:43,500 --> 03:49:51,260
it's not fun dude every job sucks and basically you just gotta fucking suck it up and do it

4345
03:49:51,260 --> 03:49:56,500
right it's not gonna be fun right that's why it's called a job right it's not called fun

4346
03:49:56,500 --> 03:50:02,020
right so you just got to do it and just realize everybody's in the same boat and i know i

4347
03:50:02,020 --> 03:50:05,820
know for the most part like you just go in you do something you don't like and they give

4348
03:50:05,820 --> 03:50:10,540
you money for it and you know you can get out of it if you start your own business right

4349
03:50:10,540 --> 03:50:13,500
you're still gonna it's that there's still things that suck about there's things that

4350
03:50:13,500 --> 03:50:17,940
suck about everything oh yeah there's no like so if you sit around and wait and be like

4351
03:50:17,940 --> 03:50:21,620
oh i'm gonna wait until i find the right fucking thing you're not gonna find it no right never

4352
03:50:21,620 --> 03:50:26,380
gonna find exactly what you need yeah dude take it from somebody who's 34 years old right

4353
03:50:26,380 --> 03:50:29,820
you're if you sit around and be like well maybe i'll do this and maybe i'll do that

4354
03:50:29,820 --> 03:50:33,580
and then you end up just waiting and not doing it because you realize i wish somebody told

4355
03:50:33,580 --> 03:50:38,580
me at 28 like hey dude look all those jobs they all fucking suck so just fucking pick

4356
03:50:38,580 --> 03:50:46,740
one right don't sit around and wait like just fucking do one suck it up and also i'm gonna

4357
03:50:46,740 --> 03:50:54,740
admit i got really lucky with who i who i i i got engaged to because sometimes i i you

4358
03:50:54,740 --> 03:50:58,660
could you could date somebody and like you know all this shit and then i got i'm getting

4359
03:50:58,660 --> 03:51:03,940
a lucky break which most people don't get and i know it's a lucky break and like that's

4360
03:51:03,940 --> 03:51:08,320
that's something that i'm taking into it you can work your fucking ass off for your entire

4361
03:51:08,320 --> 03:51:12,260
life and still be poor to the day that you die even if you did everything right because

4362
03:51:12,260 --> 03:51:18,820
you're unlucky right you could be a lazy piece of shit that's because you didn't invest right

4363
03:51:18,820 --> 03:51:24,100
but like you can be a lazy piece of shit and you got lucky once and you're sitting cozy

4364
03:51:24,100 --> 03:51:29,580
for the rest of your life like elon musk crazy he didn't get fucking lucky bro elon got fucking

4365
03:51:29,580 --> 03:51:35,260
lucky he didn't get lucky at all but like you got lucky eight times eight companies

4366
03:51:35,260 --> 03:51:38,580
but you know what i mean by that like you can get like you can like there's people that

4367
03:51:38,580 --> 03:51:43,820
you like you know we all know at least one person that just is a lazy piece of shit but

4368
03:51:43,820 --> 03:51:47,580
they just got real lucky with something and then they're better off than all of us combined

4369
03:51:47,580 --> 03:51:54,820
you know musk but like personally you know people like that yeah yeah dude some people

4370
03:51:54,820 --> 03:52:00,980
just are they're born into money they come into money they win a fucking lawsuit so i

4371
03:52:00,980 --> 03:52:06,340
gotta win a lot dude if i could win a lawsuit for like a milli just get a cool milli dude

4372
03:52:06,340 --> 03:52:11,460
i'm done i'm in the fucking med dude i'm in the mediterranean chilling on a yacht i'm

4373
03:52:11,460 --> 03:52:16,420
done i'm retired that's making me 80 grand a fucking year just an interest i'm making

4374
03:52:16,420 --> 03:52:21,780
80 grand a year to just fucking dude sit sit in the med eat fucking cheese and tomatoes

4375
03:52:21,780 --> 03:52:29,540
and cucumbers with olive oil and bread dude i'm fucking that's what i'm doing what are

4376
03:52:29,540 --> 03:52:35,140
you doing today all right this is how we'll end it i know casey wants to fucking end it

4377
03:52:35,140 --> 03:52:39,780
because i showed up so late it's 124 in the morning he's like i want to go to fucking

4378
03:52:39,780 --> 03:52:44,660
bed i'm gonna hit my fucking my girlfriend is gonna fucking kill us i'm fucking crushed

4379
03:52:44,660 --> 03:52:49,380
her i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm good i'm good all right here's no you're not here's what

4380
03:52:49,380 --> 03:52:54,100
we're gonna do all right we're gonna go around and say cool milli today if we got a cool

4381
03:52:54,100 --> 03:53:01,460
milli what we would do with it what we would do a million dollars million bucks get that

4382
03:53:01,460 --> 03:53:06,060
eighty thousand dollar a year thing i would do that okay so you're making 80 grand a year

4383
03:53:06,060 --> 03:53:10,300
in making 80 grand a year in interest i'm just doing that and i keep on investing 660

4384
03:53:10,300 --> 03:53:19,900
to 80 i would invest 800 000 in tesla and then 800 000 that sounds like putting a lot

4385
03:53:19,900 --> 03:53:25,340
of your eggs in one basket case you gotta diversify your portfolio yeah but i would

4386
03:53:25,340 --> 03:53:30,020
do the i do like the blue chip stocks that are gonna consistently just do you know give

4387
03:53:30,020 --> 03:53:35,460
me give me extra money get like a decent one then every time every year that comes along

4388
03:53:35,460 --> 03:53:40,780
after that i'll keep putting more and more in like the more spare that i have with it

4389
03:53:40,780 --> 03:53:45,540
just keep doing that so i keep getting more and more money as i go along and um what i

4390
03:53:45,540 --> 03:53:49,980
would do like if i could retire and just do whatever the fuck i want i would want to go

4391
03:53:49,980 --> 03:53:55,340
i'd want to take a road trip to every single uh every single state in the united states

4392
03:53:55,340 --> 03:54:00,980
spend a like a week in each state that's fucking awesome i love that like i'd want to get

4393
03:54:00,980 --> 03:54:05,740
an rv yep i'd start i'd start all the way up in maine i'd do a week up in maine and

4394
03:54:05,740 --> 03:54:10,340
i'd go progressively down new england you know i already live in new york but i'd still

4395
03:54:10,340 --> 03:54:14,660
i'd spend a week in new york then i'd go down i'd go to pennsylvania new jersey all these

4396
03:54:14,660 --> 03:54:18,460
places i'd go i'd go up and down i'd go eat down the east coast spend a week in each of

4397
03:54:18,460 --> 03:54:24,000
the states down the coast then go over and then pretty much go up and down like like

4398
03:54:24,000 --> 03:54:28,180
up and down the whole the whole thing just back and forth until i got all the way to

4399
03:54:28,180 --> 03:54:33,460
california spend a week in california then um after that i would drive all the way back

4400
03:54:33,460 --> 03:54:39,500
to new york and um i'd start a homestead i'd build a i'd build like a like a cabin out

4401
03:54:39,500 --> 03:54:43,060
in the woods not like it'd be a modern cabin like i'd still have the modern amenities like

4402
03:54:43,060 --> 03:54:48,500
stove wi-fi all that shit but i'd get uh i'd get some chickens i'd get you know a couple

4403
03:54:48,500 --> 03:54:53,420
livestock animals and then um you know sit out on the porch with my wife and uh have

4404
03:54:53,420 --> 03:55:00,780
a couple kids and uh just just do that like i'd go around and uh i'd do that and i'd start

4405
03:55:00,780 --> 03:55:05,380
a homestead out in like the aterondacks somewhere and then i wouldn't worry about anything i

4406
03:55:05,380 --> 03:55:09,140
wouldn't worry about anybody you know coming in and doing stuff because i'm like i'm done

4407
03:55:09,140 --> 03:55:13,620
i'm doing i did i did my duties i did everything i need to do i'm gonna raise my kids and i'm

4408
03:55:13,620 --> 03:55:17,700
gonna work i'm gonna you know get the eggs in the morning cook like fresh eggs and on

4409
03:55:17,700 --> 03:55:22,740
the on the stove you know take care of my kids take care of my wife watch some fucking

4410
03:55:22,740 --> 03:55:26,340
youtube when i get back you know in the house or something and then yeah just just hang

4411
03:55:26,340 --> 03:55:30,860
out on the couch like my my my goal i want i always wanted i've always wanted to hit

4412
03:55:30,860 --> 03:55:36,380
every 50 state i want to hit all 50 states and then afterwards i want to open up a homestead

4413
03:55:36,380 --> 03:55:42,660
and just just dude i think that's awesome that's that's my goal dude i think um add

4414
03:55:42,660 --> 03:55:48,580
is like a superpower for that kind of lifestyle oh yeah on homestead dude because all right

4415
03:55:48,580 --> 03:55:54,020
so you when you have add you can't sit still i have adhd but yeah really well that's what

4416
03:55:54,020 --> 03:55:59,220
i mean yeah right so hyperactivity yep can't sit still and people are like oh that's a

4417
03:55:59,220 --> 03:56:03,460
fucking problem yeah it's a fucking problem for sitting at a desk for 10 hours a day yeah

4418
03:56:03,460 --> 03:56:08,060
like working for somebody else like you know what i mean that's a fucking problem but the

4419
03:56:08,060 --> 03:56:14,020
thing i realize is like when i was on vacation right in greece like other people can sit

4420
03:56:14,020 --> 03:56:18,940
and chill on the beach i can't do that i want to be working on shit yeah so it's not like

4421
03:56:18,940 --> 03:56:23,140
oh you don't want to work on anything it's like no i i want to be working on things that

4422
03:56:23,140 --> 03:56:29,140
like are fun like i need movement you know what i mean yep and i don't i actually like

4423
03:56:29,140 --> 03:56:32,620
i don't even want to relax like i don't want to do that kind of sitting it's not like i

4424
03:56:32,620 --> 03:56:36,860
don't want to do work sitting only it's like i don't want to do relaxed sitting either

4425
03:56:36,860 --> 03:56:40,580
like i i just want to be moving like working on shit like dude that's another thing with

4426
03:56:40,580 --> 03:56:44,020
the homestead too that i was talking about is that if you don't want to work that one

4427
03:56:44,020 --> 03:56:47,620
day you can just and you don't have anything else like you're you're already making like

4428
03:56:47,620 --> 03:56:51,740
a passive income coming in you don't have to do shit you can just lay in bed like you're

4429
03:56:51,740 --> 03:56:56,100
like well today i don't actually want to do anything i'm just going to sit on my couch

4430
03:56:56,100 --> 03:56:59,620
and then but like most days you're going to get up and be like all right i want my i want

4431
03:56:59,620 --> 03:57:04,980
my farm fresh eggs i want to go out and milk a cow and you know get some like pasteurize

4432
03:57:04,980 --> 03:57:09,660
that milk and then be like all right i have this now i can't even fucking afford eggs

4433
03:57:09,660 --> 03:57:13,740
because i'm fucking down with trump i got some sitting in the fucking car nine bucks

4434
03:57:13,740 --> 03:57:21,140
bro fucking nine dollars for 18 let's do that algebra bro my fucking egg price has gone

4435
03:57:21,140 --> 03:57:25,140
down but like it's one of those things you know like i think that's what i want to do

4436
03:57:25,140 --> 03:57:29,420
with my life like i want to be able to get to the point where i can i can just homestead

4437
03:57:29,420 --> 03:57:34,100
i like that dude be done that's what i would want to because then i travel to everywhere

4438
03:57:34,100 --> 03:57:39,620
i wanted to in the country i do all that and then i'd go home and uh i'd have you know

4439
03:57:39,620 --> 03:57:44,340
a couple kids hang out my wife give my kids the best life that they could and then let

4440
03:57:44,340 --> 03:57:48,300
them out and do their own thing and then if they get into trouble i have all that passive

4441
03:57:48,300 --> 03:57:52,460
income still coming in and all saved up all those fucking descendants of fucking robert

4442
03:57:52,460 --> 03:57:58,100
e lee runner but like i fucking bastard also that's another thing that i want to do with

4443
03:57:58,100 --> 03:58:01,300
my kids like if my kids ever get into trouble monetarily i want to be able to help them

4444
03:58:01,300 --> 03:58:05,940
out right like if like they're like dad i'm i'm i'm i'm fucking pass rent on this i'll

4445
03:58:05,940 --> 03:58:10,580
be like here have like have two thousand dollars pay your rent don't worry about it and i want

4446
03:58:10,580 --> 03:58:15,300
to be like that to be able to think that i can do and not worry about it right like you're

4447
03:58:15,300 --> 03:58:19,420
late on rent like don't make this a regular thing kind of like teach them responsibility

4448
03:58:19,420 --> 03:58:22,900
but like if like they're in a really tough spot like they they had like a car breakdown

4449
03:58:22,900 --> 03:58:26,780
or something they had to fix that it's like i'm doing the best i can and i just i just

4450
03:58:26,780 --> 03:58:31,260
came up short this month i'll be like here's two grand we'll get the fucking slave to fix

4451
03:58:31,260 --> 03:58:42,380
it for you. What if he said dad i want a confession i'm gay i masturbated in the library i masturbated

4452
03:58:42,380 --> 03:58:53,540
to do a photo of elliot page yeah casey what would you do what what would you do if you

4453
03:58:53,540 --> 03:58:57,420
if you didn't have to work for the rest of your life and you were set for good yeah i

4454
03:58:57,420 --> 03:59:03,980
just made i you know i'd make some music that's my passion bro fucking making music all right

4455
03:59:03,980 --> 03:59:10,940
that's that's that's that's a good one too play some video games yeah yeah oh dude like

4456
03:59:10,940 --> 03:59:17,060
if i had if i had time i would just cook i would do so many fucking things you would

4457
03:59:17,060 --> 03:59:23,580
i would cook i'd play music i'd play video games you know i teach myself a couple instruments

4458
03:59:23,580 --> 03:59:26,740
like i mean like another thing like i just sit down on my porch you know at like nine

4459
03:59:26,740 --> 03:59:31,100
p.m. seeing like you know during like a summer night when the sun's just like you know cresting

4460
03:59:31,100 --> 03:59:35,620
the horizon just playing a fucking acoustic guitar with my with my wife on a porch rocking

4461
03:59:35,620 --> 03:59:42,220
in a rocking chair man i have one of those fucking slave songs i want to i want to retire

4462
03:59:42,220 --> 03:59:50,460
now i'm ready we all want to play in the water all those fucking slaves are fucking singing

4463
03:59:50,460 --> 03:59:55,780
to get them out of the fucking water all right i actually i gotta get home i gotta keep working

4464
03:59:55,780 --> 04:00:01,460
for all right the right out the four hour mark actually i was going to our his wow let's

4465
04:00:01,460 --> 04:00:07,460
go damn if you like this episode email us until the podcast seventy three at gmail.com

4466
04:00:07,460 --> 04:00:14,060
give us enough money where we can all retire hell yeah like us on facebook if you're listening

4467
04:00:14,060 --> 04:00:20,140
love you buddy give us all enough money to retire and we'll just we'll quit the podcast

4468
04:00:20,140 --> 04:00:28,420
and as always be kind to yourself and each other we out fuck off for all we know robots

4469
04:00:28,420 --> 04:00:34,020
have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a

4470
04:00:34,020 --> 04:00:45,540
cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet yeah no no we

4471
04:00:45,540 --> 04:00:51,260
are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some

4472
04:00:51,260 --> 04:00:58,740
really dumb extended episodes where the fuck did the skirmish come from where the fuck

4473
04:00:58,740 --> 04:01:02,820
did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts oh

4474
04:01:02,820 --> 04:01:06,980
they're killing they're killing all already born babies and selling them to the chinese

4475
04:01:06,980 --> 04:01:14,260
aliens exist somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super

4476
04:01:14,260 --> 04:01:21,260
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay okay so did they come from our planet

4477
04:01:21,260 --> 04:01:28,820
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens i do not agree with them

4478
04:01:28,820 --> 04:01:57,140
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump

4479
04:01:57,140 --> 04:02:02,740
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government

4480
04:02:02,740 --> 04:02:12,140
has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross caps

4481
04:02:12,140 --> 04:02:16,620
with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking

4482
04:02:16,620 --> 04:02:20,780
real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

4483
04:02:20,780 --> 04:02:23,940
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut

4484
04:02:23,940 --> 04:02:27,380
it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology

4485
04:02:27,380 --> 04:02:32,660
is out of social biology which by the way big brother is the overlord

4486
04:02:32,660 --> 04:03:02,340
we're only living in the third dimension

4487
04:03:02,340 --> 04:03:17,020
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real

4488
04:03:17,020 --> 04:03:22,580
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually

4489
04:03:22,580 --> 04:03:27,580
worked with the fucking nazis during the holocaust he says that he was doing it just to survive

4490
04:03:27,580 --> 04:03:33,660
but he's fucking love he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil

4491
04:03:33,660 --> 04:03:39,100
okay he's not fucking doing this shit george soros is the fucking leader he's the actual

4492
04:03:39,100 --> 04:03:44,100
fucking leader for all this shit he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit just don't

4493
04:03:44,100 --> 04:03:49,100
fucking get it okay everybody's like no donald trump the fucking word person out there fuck

4494
04:03:49,100 --> 04:03:54,380
trump right fuck trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill

4495
04:03:54,380 --> 04:04:10,300
gays fucking elon musk everyone out there everybody

4496
04:04:10,300 --> 04:04:29,640
just don't fucking get it all