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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah, but I see some real dubby-spack, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes! Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Ugh, they're killing... they're killing all the already-born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The alien is a big snitch.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super-soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking about the Saotron. They have dreaded super-soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
They don't know what they're doing.
What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you actually recording fucking Kyle this time?
Yes.
Okay.
Yo, welcome to Untitled Podcast, the 98th rendition of the Untitled Podcast today.
Goddamn.
This song's called Bloody 98 by the Suicide Boys.
Fucking here with the descendant of Robert E. Lee Tyler.
Thanks.
And, uh, call in recurring guest, Kyle Franklin.
What's up, buddy?
I think I'm just part of the podcast group.
Yeah, you're a good part of the podcast.
How about that more appearances than Ali Mack?
Well, Ali Mack had a stint where he didn't show up for like, what, seven months or something?
Yeah, a few months.
He's gone through his, like, medic shit.
Uh, join us for a hundredth episode in a few weeks.
We're gonna go ghost hunting.
Live from, uh, Lake Placid.
Lake Placid.
Hell yeah.
I'm down for it.
Yeah, I'm pretty excited to go to Lake Placid.
It's a nice area.
They got some good food up there and some ghosts and the miracle on ice, you know, all that cool stuff.
A hundredth episode, I could just get bombed or instead I'm gonna go fucking ghost hunting.
You could do both.
I would.
I'd be the one that gets, like, taken down by a succubus, you know?
I don't know if there's any succubuses up there, but if you want, you could probably try to summon one or something.
I don't know.
That'll get your rocks off.
If Ali Mack comes, it will be, like, $77 and if he doesn't come, it'll be, like, $93.
Yeah.
Where, uh, are we all in one room?
How many beds are there?
Now it's like two bedrooms and then there's, like, a big couch and, like, two people could sleep on.
Like cat-dog it.
So one person's sleeping in the fucking bathtub?
No.
Well, well, Kyle's sleeping on the toilet.
I asked for it.
Because he's gonna be, you know, have, like, 90 Bud Lights.
But...
I'm sure that's not...
I'm sure it's happened before.
I'm sure it's not the first time you slept on the toilet, Kyle.
It's not.
And it won't be the last either.
Uh, I'm looking forward to the roast.
It's gonna be fucking fun.
Oh, have you talked about it yet?
No, we haven't.
Are we officially announcing it?
Yeah, we'll announce it.
Yeah, bro.
We have a roast on the fucking 100th episode of just all of us.
They brought out the fucking roastmaster flex.
Come in here and just fucking lay it down, baby.
Kyle the roastmaster.
Alibex is gonna be like, we can't roast each other because we're gonna fight too much.
And I'm gonna shred him.
I'm gonna shred him to smithereens.
These guys fucking... these guys crashed out.
The fucking USA lost.
Fucking the national anthem was getting booed.
Tyler lost his fucking mind.
Ali Mac lost his mind.
Oh my God.
It was a bad day.
I was so obliterated I couldn't even pay attention to the fucking group chat.
Connor McFuckingDeucebag fucking sealed it for American overtime.
And you know what? I'm gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it.
Fuck Canada.
Fuck Canada. I agree.
I changed my mind. Fuck Canada. We need a fucking new Canada.
Yeah, they don't play hockey right.
They're fast. They're like, we're doing our shit fast.
America's just boarding people fucking left and right.
And that's the way it should be played.
Yeah, America, we just boarded...
Dude, they rejected three of our fights.
They rejected three fights like cowards.
Fucking Canada.
Fuck Canada.
I will say though that first game we go out there and just fucking coughs right off the rip.
We were trying to do that but Canada refused all the fights again.
They're like, we're not gonna fight.
Pussies.
Fucking cowards.
Don't fucking boo my national anthem.
I'll fucking...
You got zero nukes, bro.
How you gonna boo?
How you gonna fucking hate on us?
We got zero nukes.
How you gonna fuck with us when I'm with you?
I'll nuke you, bro.
I'll send you right to Toronto.
I'll take a bolt out.
You think I give a fuck about Buffalo?
What do we got?
Three thousand fucking nukes?
We have enough to blow up the world like I think ten times or something.
You know what would be funny is like...
Because like all of the Canadian population like 90% of it lives...
Five thousand.
...right around Toronto and Montreal.
Yeah.
So you could like nuke them.
Sacrifice like Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire.
Sacrificing Maine would be brutal though.
I love Maine.
Yeah, I mean, but it's a willing sacrifice.
It is.
We take them out and then we just leave Canada alone.
So now all like the French and British people are all dead.
The Inuits now move south.
But they become like the Mongolians.
The French and British?
What are they doing here?
Yeah, that's most of...
That's like the descendants of like, you know, like Quebec is mainly French.
Yeah, but they're not fucking...
To the right of that...
That was 300 years ago.
The French Canadians are the absolute worst Canadians though.
They really are.
Why is that?
Because the French Canadians are assholes.
They really are.
They're snobs.
I'm sure they are.
They're absolute snobs.
The farther west you go, the cooler the Canadians are.
Try fucking speaking French.
They won't be fucking assholes to you.
The Western Canadians are basically just like Midwestern people with weird accents.
Yeah, the Western Canadians are cool.
The Eastern Canadians and specifically the French Eastern Canadians are fucking annoying as shit.
Yeah, they're all stuck up and fucking hoity-toity.
They talk like these...
They sound like they need a hawker up a loogie.
Yeah.
I have this guy I work with that's from Toronto and he's like, why does nobody understand when I say the washroom?
It's the fucking bathroom you fucking need to hire.
Because you guys are so under the fucking Queen's ass.
You guys can't even act fucking North American for a day in your life.
Dude, it's fucking ridiculous the amount of French influence Eastern Canada has and it's disgusting.
I hate France itself too.
France sucks.
Fuck that place.
I mean, you try speaking their fucking language and they might connect with you.
No, they don't wear deodorant.
They should have done a lot better with Hitler.
Yeah, they can wear deodorant.
That would be a start too.
Yeah, I mean, they really fumbled the bag with Hitler.
Yeah.
I mean, I think Hitler had a more powerful army than France at the time.
I also think that the French women, they don't shave, do they?
I mean, France was...
That's a good thing that they don't do.
Yeah.
I heard the French women are very...
France was using still like old school World War I tactics.
Oh, they had fucking horses, bro.
Yeah, they were still riding horses.
They had to calvary.
Like, they didn't use fucking guerrilla warfare even.
They had been pulling gut, ass fucked, and then they went, whew, we're not doing something
right here.
The whole world went, God damn, Germany?
Fuck.
We let us catch up.
Kyle, do you agree or disagree with dropping the bomb on Japan?
I agree.
So, do you listen to hardcore history?
No.
Podcasts?
Because if you disagree...
Yeah, so hardcore history is Dan Carlin.
It's history podcasts, right?
Some of them are behind a paywall now, but I buy every single one of them, if you can.
They're so good.
Because it's not just a dry podcast where he's like, and then they did this, and then
this happened.
He brings in the human aspect.
The best one he's done is about World War I, where he doesn't just talk about what is
happening, but he's talking about the human aspect in the trenches.
But there's one called Supernova in the East, and it's all about the war on the Pacific
front.
And when the episode about the rape of Nanking...
That fucking was brutal.
...would just absolutely be like, we should have dropped 25 nukes on Japan.
Yeah.
But Japan still denies the rape of Nanking to this day.
To this day, they still deny it.
Dude, they were doing things like forcing sons to fuck their mothers.
They were cutting babies' heads off and sticking it on pikes.
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah, dude, Japan was fucking insane.
They were doing shit that was so disgusting.
Does that justify the...
They were also eating the corpses, too.
That was a thing, too, that they did.
Yeah, yeah.
They were eating, and they were forcing people to eat.
That's when the Chinese people and stuff like that to eat the fucking corpses.
And so you hear about all that stuff and then the shit that happened with PLW is like, we
should have dropped 25 fucking nukes on them.
But I like what they did with two nukes, because obviously, if you read any of the...
The Oppenheimer movie was good.
It's a movie, so it's got to have whatever, I guess, dramatic value.
But if you read any books on him, it's really actually kind of cool to learn that the whole
reason for the second bomb...
Because the bombs are for Germany.
There's supposed to be one for Germany, one for Japan, right?
And Germany bowed out of the war before the bombs were ready.
So, they said, well, we had the second bomb, and we'd already beat Germany and whatnot.
Then Russia starts acting up.
Don't want to waste it.
Here you go.
Right.
Well, Russia starts acting up, and they start acting a fool, and everybody's like, oh shit.
Russia, you better chill the fuck out.
The first bomb was enough to make Japan go, no, bro, we're good.
You evaporated the entire city.
You guys took out all of the entire city.
We're good.
Don't do it again.
And then Russia's fucking talking their shit, because they know the war's over.
They started talking their shit.
And it was basically like, oh yeah, Russia?
All right, bet.
So, we dropped another one on Nagasaki, and we went, yeah, listen, keep your shit up.
The next one's for you.
So, I kind of agree with it.
I think we should have done Operation Unthinkable, man.
That would have fucking saved the world so much fucking grief.
Well, the unthinkable part is the fact that we've gotten so wrapped up in this...
What's that?
Like 1950s anti-communist fucking bullshit.
Yeah.
And, you know...
What's Operation Unthinkable?
So, Operation Unthinkable was after World War II, Churchill came up with a plan that
all the allied countries would have invaded Russia after the war.
Right off the rip.
As soon as everybody gave up, they would have went right...
For Russia?
But the part was that nobody would have supported it, the people.
Because they're like, dude, we just suffered through 10 years of hell, and you just want
to go right back to war.
Because these people like Churchill, Eisenhower, they're warmongers.
They live off of war.
They do good in wartime, so the only thing they want to do is war.
They couldn't exist outside of a war.
Yeah, they're not good, I guess, politicians.
When it comes to peacetime, they're really good for war.
So, as long as there's a war going on, they're doing alright.
Yeah, I saw this video about this scientist that invented a nuclear bomb that could basically
blow up the entire world.
And they were like, yeah, this has fucking gone too far.
And they were planning to use it like, oh, it's like a last resort if you attack us,
we'll just fucking blow up the entire world.
And he's like, we're going to destroy this because this is just fucking ridiculous at
this point.
Well, like, if you read some of Oppenheimer's memoirs and stuff, he talks about the pain
and suffering he went through when he watched the first bomb that was tested.
And he writes a really good thing of like, today's the day that I became the destroyer
of worlds.
I am become death destroyer of worlds.
That's what it was.
Yeah, like I become death destroyer of worlds or something, you know, and he like realizes
the necessity for that bomb, I guess, because of the war.
And I guess a lot of people say, well, Japan was already on their way out.
But at the same time, I don't know if they were.
And you got to think about the whole political atmosphere was like, throughout the war, it
was really Russia versus the United States during World War Two the whole time.
Yeah.
But how do you justify like killing, you know, the innocent children, women, the rape and
necking?
Yeah, but just because, you know, they did something that doesn't mean that we have to
do something evil to, you know, you can't fucking kill demons being angels.
Yeah, I don't think you could justify really killing innocent civilians, but it's kind
of like, well, I guess it's like the whole, like the whole 9-11 thing, right?
Yeah.
So a lot of innocent people that have nothing to do with the turmoil in the Middle East
lost their lives, but some real angry people in the Middle East killed them as a fuck you
to the political leaders at that time.
And I guess I can kind of see what you're saying.
Probably 98% of the people that died from those bombs didn't deserve it.
Oh, a lot of, yeah, there was, I guess, you know, a military base or, you know, some kind
of military thing, but most of the people were just civilians, you know, just regular
people if you think about it.
And that's the issue with war is it generally is just people that, like you said, they don't
deserve, like what's happening.
Yeah.
And shit like that.
And it's kind of sad.
Most people who die in war weren't the people who deserve to die in war.
No, it's just, it's literally pawns that are used by the government to fulfill their targets
and whatnot.
I forgot who said it, but like the guy who said fucking like war, like the end of the
war, whoever wins the war, it doesn't show who was right, it just shows who was left.
Right.
I think what we should have done is like drop the fucking nuke on just like an island near
Japan and be like, yeah, the next one's coming through your city.
That wouldn't get the point across though.
It really wouldn't.
No, you had to, you had to like actually kill with it.
No.
Because you could drop it next to the island and be like, hey, we're going to fuck you
up.
Because we technically had four nukes.
We had, we had the one that they dropped in Nevada as the first test.
They had the one they dropped in Bikini Atoll and then they had the one, the twos that they
dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki because we want to test it out on like an island first
before we tested out on like an actual thing.
So we did the Bikini Atoll and then after that they're like, yeah, let's just drop it
on the real ones.
Let's just test it on the Japs.
Well, and you got to think like the, the political atmosphere at that time too of like, you know,
they weren't as connected as we are today where like you can just see a war ongoing.
Like you go on YouTube and watch a Ukrainian war being fought right now.
Yeah.
I mean, they were probably still fucking pissed about Pearl Harbor and like,
Oh yeah.
I mean, like we'll think about how many people were pissed during 9-11.
Look at how many people are still pissed about 9-11.
Right.
They're like go over there and kill them all.
Fucking kill every single one of them.
And you know, that's like a crazy thing to think about, but it's true.
Yeah.
I saw like this week Trump's trying to like negotiate a war or a peace deal for Ukraine
and shit.
And so he's like kind of, I don't know, siding with Russia to end the war.
And I mean, let's be fair.
I mean, Ukraine is literally just a harbor of fucking neo-Nazis.
I don't know much about Ukraine.
I mean, the thing is Ukraine, if, if, if, if you went to, if you went to like the beginning of the war,
Ukraine already won the war that they wanted to win.
Now they're just basically invading Russia currently.
Like I was okay with them, you know, pushing them back out of Ukraine and then just, you know,
leaving it at that, but they're going into Russia at this point.
Like that's the problem.
But they're saying, but Trump's saying that like you have to accept, Ukraine has to accept that
Russia's going to get some of their, their land in Ukraine.
They just want their fucking land that they had before.
The land that they had before or the land that they, they took during the original assault.
No, like the land that was originally part of Ukraine.
Cause they would never really a nation.
I still think that pushing Russia back to the point where they are now, if they, if they just left it at
like, but the Ukrainians aren't going to take it.
If they left it at, okay, we pushed Russia out, just leave us, leave us the fuck alone now.
Like we pushed you out of our country, just fucking stay in Russia where you belong.
And that's fine.
Like, I feel like that'd be fine.
Is he going to let them join fucking NATO though?
I don't know what the fucking whole thing with that is.
I don't know.
He said if Zelensky steps down then, and they fucking get to join NATO, then they would stop fighting.
So like Zelensky steps down or steps down?
Zelensky.
What do you mean?
If, if they joined NATO and Zelensky?
No, Zelensky said he would step down and, and stop the war if they were able to join NATO and they got their land, like their original land.
I don't think that's too bad of a fucking case.
Yeah.
Or I don't think, I don't think he even mentioned the land.
I just, I think he just wanted to join fucking NATO and stop the war.
That whole thing though, like we're, Russ, I, I, I don't like Russia more than most people, but like we're really encroaching on Russia at this point.
Like we're surrounding them.
They're kind of like a fucking rat that's like trapped in the corner.
They don't know.
They're just like biting at anything now, but like they're surrounded by people who don't like them.
Like it's getting to the point where it's like you're surrounded by people who don't like you.
You're eventually going to, in the end, eventually Russia is going to fall, but it's going to be a brutal either war or a revolution that happens inside Russia.
Like I don't think.
Yeah.
For like the fucking what?
Four time the last hundred years.
They have had a lot of revolutions.
They had the Russian revolution.
Then they had the fucking, then there were Soviets and they had like the revolution of not being fucking communist anymore.
And now we got another one.
They just keep.
Well, the, the one revolution, the, uh, between the whites and the reds, wasn't that like spurred on by Hitler?
I think so.
I'm not.
That was 19 and 1917.
It was like a real hoi four sort of fucking sort of thing.
You know?
Like when they overtook the government to, uh, and so they have.
Like they, they released a bunch of political fugitives to.
I guess, uh, promote communism and shit.
Get the people riled up, you know?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Do you think we should be on Russia's side or or like what?
Should we try to negotiate with Russia?
I think we should not even be fucking involved at all on either side.
I think it's whatever is good for America, which is probably keep our nose out of shit.
Yeah.
America has its hands in too many fucking pots.
That's the problem.
America was doing the best for itself.
When we were moderate isolationists, we were just kind of keeping an eye on people and we say, listen, you're fucking around.
Don't fuck around too much.
We'll come over and sort you out.
You know, when we became a global economy is when everything fucking went downhill.
When America was its own.
Yeah.
When America was its own economy and we didn't worry about anybody else, we were fucking great.
I think like the major issue for me is that, uh, you know, we're talking about.
We want to be like world leaders for whatever reason.
I don't, I don't think we need to be.
Yeah. Just fucking protect your own country.
Yeah.
It's cool that we're like doing so good that we're fucking a lot of other people up.
But I mean, it's not what, you know, what truck, what fucking Britain tried to do is be, you know, have an empire in all different parts of the world.
I mean, look at what happened in France.
Look at what happened in fucking England.
Look at what happened to every fucking thing that spread itself too thin.
They collapse because they couldn't handle the weight of itself.
Didn't Trump say like calling themselves like a king or something like long live the king.
Oh, what did he say?
Yeah.
He did say some shit like that.
Yeah.
He's like celebrating.
He's like long live the king.
What the fuck?
I will.
I will give it to Trump.
He's a fucking.
He's fucking insane.
He really is.
He's a funny guy.
Look, I would rather have Tyler as president.
I'd be a great president.
I'd make us a Christo fascist company just as a country.
I would appoint Kyle as my secretary of prison reform.
It'd be like, like, Mr. Franklin, we're having a hard time producing goods and keeping a proper workforce.
Why is that?
Well, you put three point five million people in prison.
Our friend Dan Farley is in prison now.
What do you do?
No, he didn't.
He's in the military.
Yeah, he's in the military and he's guarding the prisoners.
Fucking Hokel sent him in.
Yeah, because fucking Hokel is being a fucking bitch and not, you know.
Yeah.
Hokel is really ruining this fucking.
I think they're just pissed off that fucking they got cams now and they got caught killing somebody.
No, but this whole thing like Hokel is not a great governor.
She's fucked up.
Well, we haven't had a good governor since like what Pataki when he was fucking the hookers
with the helicopter.
No, I don't.
I thought that was Spitzer who fucked the hookers.
I thought Pataki was just blind.
Yeah, that was Spitzer.
Pataki was just blind and he was like the lieutenant governor to Spitzer and then became
the governor after Spitzer stepped down.
Yeah.
And then Pataki was like blind as shit and I just remember that he was like governor
for like what three years or something and then like he got voted out for Cuomo, I think.
No, it was Pataki and then Spitzer and Patterson.
That fucking blind.
Patterson was a blind guy.
No, I thought Pataki was a blind guy.
No, Pataki was a Republican that was president from like 2000 to like 2007 or some shit.
I don't remember that.
And then the guy after that was the blind guy that didn't last and then Cuomo came along.
Like after Spitzer was the blind guy?
Yeah.
Because he was the lieutenant governor.
Yeah.
And then he became governor.
But fucking what's his name?
Cuomo was just awful.
It is fucking hilarious though that we got, we had a governor just like get ousted because
he was fucking hookers with the...
Well, he came in claiming to be the fucking sheriff and trying to clean up New York and
then he got fucking caught fucking hookers and you can't really be the sheriff if you're
fucking hookers, you know?
I mean, go for him though.
That's what he enjoys.
I mean, I don't think he did anything too wrong.
Like fucking Bill Clinton got his dick sucked in the White House.
Like go for him too.
I mean, it might not be a bad thing for, you know, next election for New York to elect
like a moderate Republican president fucking... or a governor to fucking take things a little
in the other direction.
Cause like this shit is getting terrible.
Like people are leaving New York, like the fucking plague is here or some shit.
Cause it's just impossible to live here.
Yeah.
Fucking have you seen Albany fucking the entire speed limit for the entire city is fucking
25 miles per hour now.
And they had the whole fucking thing in New York City where you, if you drive a car, you
have to pay like an extra like fucking $15 per day.
Oh, on the bridges, on the bridges.
You have to pay like...
But Trump ended that with his executive order.
An exorbitant amount of money every time you cross it was like fucking $13 or something.
Now multiply that by whatever, 10 days.
And then if you drive in Manhattan now, you have to pay fucking X amount of dollars too.
Like just driving in Manhattan.
It's all the bridges.
Like the bridges that goes into all that.
No, they made another one with a congestion fee where they scan your license plate.
If you're driving through Manhattan, you have to pay $14 or something a day that you're driving
in Manhattan.
But Trump just signed an executive order to like ban that.
But then Hoechlin said that she was denying that and she's keeping it, which I don't know
how you can do that.
They're fighting, but they're probably going to go to court.
They're actually, yeah, they're going to court over it.
Because that's fucking stupid.
Fucking a congestion fee that's fucking retarded.
Like this bitch is just like, this would be a great idea.
It's a way for the government to make more money.
No, it's not. It's a way to fucking make rich people not have to fucking see cars.
That's the fucking thing.
They're like, there's too many cars in New York City.
We need to do something about it.
Fucking rich scumbags, dude.
I hate rich people.
The rich people make me annoyed.
I hate them.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Like it's not fucking, you know, Democrats versus Republicans.
It's the fucking working class and the rich rise up.
But like, you know fucking everybody in New York City is going to be pissed about this fucking,
this fucking congestion fee.
And she doesn't care because she knows she's still going to get elected
because the people in New York City are too fucking stupid.
Actually, the lieutenant governor is now saying that he's not going to run with her
and he's actually starting his own campaign for governor.
Dude, she's fucking stupid.
She really is.
Dude, Lee Zeldin would have been a much better governor than her.
I actually really liked Lee Zeldin.
I liked him a lot.
When I voted for governor, I voted for Lee Zeldin, but you know, fucking we live in New York,
so we're never going to get anybody who's not a Democrat.
I kind of regret voting for Hokel.
She's such a bitch.
You voted for Hokel.
What?
You voted for Hokel.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Jeez.
Why did you do that?
What was the reasoning?
He's a bipartisan cuck.
Because, I don't know, because I'm a fucking Democrat.
Hokel is a fucking idiot.
She's really stupid, dude.
I know, but I didn't know her.
When I voted for her, she had just become governor and I didn't know her at all.
Why did you vote for her again?
Well, because I-
Because he's a bipartisan cuck.
My fucking ideals align more with the Democratic Party.
Dude, look at all the roads in the entirety of New York State.
I'm not saying the Democrats are always right about everything.
Look at all the roads.
That's all you have to look at in our fucking state is look at our fucking roads.
If you look at our roads, they're like, wow, the government isn't doing fucking shit.
I've actually never voted for a Republican.
I hit a fucking pothole in Albany in the ambulance.
I popped a tire on a fucking ambulance in a fucking pothole in Albany.
If it can pop an ambulance tire, it's going to pop a regular tire in a fucking second.
I don't know.
This shit's out of hand.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would probably vote for a Republican if Kathy Ogle was running again.
I fucking hate Kathy Ogle, dude.
She's such an idiot.
And like she keeps doing this shit that like people fucking hate.
It's, it's, it's out of fucking control, dude.
It really is.
You see, uh, Trump got into it with the fucking governor of Maine.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Like you're not going to comply.
We're going to cut your federal funding.
No, because isn't like the governor, like trans or something like, wasn't that like the whole thing?
Well, the issue was allowing men and women's sports.
Yeah.
And I think the governor's actually trans.
And then like the governor's just like, well, I'm here.
And then Trump's like, yeah, yeah, we'll cut your funding.
Unreal.
Dude, I don't like, I exist.
He's just like, no, you don't.
I'm going to cut your foot.
How do you feel about men in women's sports or like trans people?
Oh, it's fucking retarded, bro.
It really is.
I mean, like a perfect example is that, I mean, it's just, I don't know.
Sports is such a sanctum for me that it's like so holy for me.
And I just hate to fuck it up with like, you know, I'm not anti-trans, but like, fuck it up with like allowing men into the women's sports.
You went through puberty as a fucking man and then you're going to come in and like play fucking, you know, you're going to do fucking MMA with a fucking biological, like full on woman.
It's not fair.
You obviously have an advantage and I know like people don't want to say like, well, women can do what men can do.
I'm pretty sure if any of us fought a woman in a boxing match, we'd win.
It depends. If I fought a professional boxer, I wouldn't win.
Even like, I've seen semi-pro men boxers beat professional women's boxers.
But I've never boxed before.
Well, me and Kyle have, so.
Right, right.
But like if like me or Kyle did it, I think that we could beat most, most women in boxing because we have like actual training.
You think you could be the top fucking women's top woman.
Like you think you could just beat the top woman boxer?
Isn't there heavy weight, not even like over 200 pounds though.
I don't, I don't know if they have like what?
Straw weight, bantam weight.
They have like, it doesn't go up to 200.
I think all right, a hundred episodes.
We're going to get, we're going to get Tyler and a woman boxer and fucking fight each other in the home.
200, I'm 214 pounds.
They, I couldn't be in the same weight class as a woman.
There's women that are 214 pounds.
No, but they don't have the division.
They don't have that.
Let me look it up, but you can still fight.
No, you can't.
You can't fight out of your division by like, like I think it's two divisions up.
You can't fight.
I think you can fight.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about if I put you up against the top women boxer in America, which weight class
in the fucking heavyweight class, it's not there.
They have to be like under 180 pounds or something or 185 pounds.
Like they wouldn't be able, like I'd be a heavyweight male boxer at this point.
Okay.
So they got, but I'm not talking about weight classes.
I'm talking about if I just put you in the Olympic weight classes is flyweights, one 12 featherweight, one 26
lightweight, one 32 welterweight, one 52 middleweight, one 65.
So there's no actual Olympic wise, anything over one 65.
So a woman couldn't like, I would be, is above one 75.
Yeah.
I'm 60 pounds heavier than the heaviest fucking female boxer.
Which Casey, that is a massive power advantage.
Yeah.
Like even a 10 pound.
A weight behind your punch.
Yeah.
Even 10 pounds is a fucking significant.
So you're saying there's no woman that's bigger than Tyler.
No, that's not what we're trying to say, but in the actual divisions of boxing, like there's no women that are heavier than what I am.
Like you can't like for a male boxer, I'd be perfectly normal.
I want to be, I would be, I'd get my fucking teeth kicked in, in the, in a heavyweight match between a professional boxer.
That's a man.
I would hold my own against a fucking woman that was in the, you know, the, the, what was it?
Welterweight was the, was the highest one that they had or was it?
Yeah.
I believe it was middleweight.
It was like one 55 or one 64.
It was very, or one 45.
Yeah.
I'm 60 pounds heavier than that.
That's a big difference.
And you're talking massive reach advantage.
How tall are you?
I am five 11.
So five 11.
I mean, he's probably got four or five inch reach advantage.
That's a huge difference.
But what if there was a woman that was 200 pounds and like muscular?
That's, that's a very rare case.
There's very rare woman that could, that is built like as a chick with a dad.
If she's six, five, that's probably normal for a height of six, five.
Yeah.
But that would be a totally different thing.
Like how many six, five women do you know?
We'll get the WNBA.
They're not even over six feet.
Like I'm like, I'd be like the same height as a lot of women.
Angel Reese is pretty tall.
I mean fucking what's her name?
Caitlin Clark's, Caitlin Clark's, I think six foot, like exactly.
And she's one of the best players in the league.
She's only six three.
And like, if you look at the fucking male NBA, what's the fucking average height?
Six threes is small in the NBA.
Tallest NBA WNBA player seven two.
Yeah.
That's a fucking outlier.
What's the tallest in the NBA?
Seven three seven seven seven.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah.
I think Bobo is like seven six or seven seven.
Jesus Christ.
That's unbelievable.
I mean, I mean like even then like the tallest players in the NBA are like just barely over
seven feet.
Like on average as your tallest guys.
Yeah.
But like I think like most NBA players are around six five.
Like I think that's like the average.
I think like six five six six is like your, your meeting.
So you say if I play basketball against Angel Reese, I would win.
No, I think Angel Reese would destroy you.
I think you have no chance against Angel Reese.
I'm not bad at basketball.
So, so all right.
But we're talking primarily fight sports here.
I think me and Tyler got a bit of an advantage.
Yeah.
We're, we're a little bit heavier.
We're a little bit heavier, a little bit taller.
Yeah.
And weight and height and fight sports is a very big like that's a, that's a huge like
advantage that you'd have.
I mean when I boxed I was like I was six foot two.
You were 95.
So I was a cruiser weight.
Did you lose height?
Yeah.
I was probably like 50 50.
There's an obvious reason why I didn't have a boxing career Casey.
Yeah.
Because I know you said you were six two.
No, yeah, because I lost an inch somewhere.
Oh, how'd that happen?
Yeah.
Apparently when you get older you just lose inches, I guess.
You're not that old.
I was like, fuck, I've been six two my whole life.
You mean to tell me I'm six one?
Because when I fought I was, I was five eight when I first started fighting and I was 180
pounds and like I was short compared to most of the guys that I was fighting.
Like it was a problem.
If I fought now I'd be a heavyweight.
But like back then I was like, I think I was welter.
I think welter.
And at five eleven you're going to get destroyed at a heavyweight.
Yeah.
But like I was five eight at welter.
So I was like.
Like even me at six foot two I would have got destroyed at a heavyweight.
Yeah.
And like some of these dudes in the heavyweight you're like, Jesus Christ, how are you fucking
like, you're, you're human.
You're like.
Right.
Like you're like fucking like just piles of muscle.
Like fucking look at Mike Tyson.
Like Mike Tyson was only five ten I think.
But he was like a pile of muscle.
And he was just massive.
Yeah.
But he was, he was short, but he was massive.
But like that fucking like he was, I think his heaviest was two twenty I believe.
I'm not positive.
He was never very big.
I mean what it really comes down to with like guy like Tyson or like Joe Frazier was very
similar in size was that there's not a lot going on in the cruiserweight.
Everybody's worried about the heavyweights.
So a lot of these guys, they, they try to find a way to get into the heavyweights.
Yeah.
You put on, you put on a decent amount of muscle or fucking put on some weight because
the heavyweights where fucking all the money is too.
A hundred percent.
Like a fucking, you're not going to get like the same fucking paycheck for a fucking welterweight
as you will for a heavyweight.
No.
Because people want to see the best of the best and the best of the best is normally
fucking heavyweight.
Like, you know, I'm not putting down like flyweights or anything like that because those
fights are like brutal and like then really technically.
Well, you just like look at the look at the best boxers in history is, you know, like
Ali and Tyson, fucking Frazier, a lot of these guys like it's just so primal to watch them
to massive human beings.
Just beat the fuck.
Yeah.
Like two fucking six foot five, 230 pound meat, meat sticks, just beat the fuck out
of each other.
You know, so I'm a, I'm a, I'm, I'm big into boxing still, but like, I never could get
into, to MMA.
Like I, I, I, I watch both, I'm a boxing fan through and through because like MMA, I feel
like it feels like they're like in boxing, there's like some honor to it, you know, like
when you knock somebody down, it's like imposing your will on them being like, all right, I'm
going to go back to my corner.
Yeah.
MMA is fucking brutal.
MMA is like, I'm going to, I'm going to knock you down, then punch you in the throat.
That's fucking brutal.
But like, I also really love MMA too.
I just like, I am a boxing like through and through.
Because my buddy who was an MMA guy, like he's like a purple belt and like jujitsu or
some shit.
We did like a, we did two fights.
We did one, I was boxing in one that was like an MMA fight.
I beat him in a boxing match.
He fucking like floored me in like fucking less than two minutes in an MMA fight.
Cause he kicked me in the head.
I'm like, I'm good.
I'm good.
You can kick me in the head.
I'm good.
That was a fair legs.
You could do that.
Cause I was still trying to do my boxing shit.
He just came up and he fucking nailed me in the side of head with a kick.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm like, I fucking got floored.
And then he like got into like, you know, pinning.
He started like, you know, trying to submit me.
I'm like, I'm good.
I'm good.
Tap out.
I'm good.
Like, I feel like if you fight in whatever discipline you're trained in, you're going
to normally win that.
Like I won in a boxing match.
He won an MMA.
I could never fight in an MMA fight.
He could, like MMA guys, but you also seen it when MMA guys try to come into a boxing
match is completely different thing and they lose a lot of the time.
So I think it's just, it's, it's one of the things where you can't really compare and
contrast them because it's almost like two, it's like painting versus drawing type thing,
you know?
Like it's still art technically, but it's two different like studies of it.
Like, right.
But like that's one of the things like, and then like when people are like, oh, I'm
going to go into MMA.
They get their fucking asses kicked.
It's like, of course they're going to get their fucking asses kicked.
They never use their legs fucking.
But then like a fucking MMA guy who's normally, you know, they got their legs, which is a
fucking super powerful resource when they can only use their fist.
It's a completely different game.
And they normally get their heads kicked in because they don't know how to fucking just
use their arms.
I mean, obviously in boxing, you gotta use your legs for like, you know, power and like,
you know, moving around and stuff, but like you're not kicking with them.
So it's a completely different thing.
Yeah.
It's a different sort of discipline.
What about, what about if it was a woman in men's sports?
Like would you be supportive of, of boxing a woman who is like a trans man?
No, like I think women should compete with women when men should compete with men.
I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want to box a person who is it.
Okay.
Something just fell upstairs.
I actually, I heard that.
Yeah.
But, uh, yeah, we like, I wouldn't want to box like a person who like was even like,
like even if they were trans man, I wouldn't want to box a person who was born a woman.
Like I just, I wouldn't want to.
What if they beat you?
I don't think they would, but it's one of those things where I just like, I wouldn't
want to do that.
Like it's not even like a thing that I'd want to do.
Would you fight Elliot Page?
I'd fight Elliot Page just because I don't like them.
That's not anything to do with gender.
I just don't like them.
I like how, I like how, you know, Ellen Page back in the day, she was fucking hot.
Oh yeah.
Ellen Page was really hot.
Everybody wanted to see her tits and now you can just go online and see like a picture
of Elliot Page's fucking cut titties.
I mean, I always thought that Elliot Page was a good looking girl.
I liked Ellen Page when she was, when she was a she, now she looks real sad or he looks
real sad.
I think he's happier now.
But they look way sadder.
Like have you seen like pictures of them recently?
They look miserable.
Looks like he's smiling.
I don't know.
That's a smile.
He's like, he's got that one where he's like flexing.
Yeah, but like she was in Juneau is fucking.
Let me ask you, would you right now, would you with Elliot Page, do they still have a
vagina?
Yeah, they say I don't think she got a, he got a sex change.
That's a tough one.
How about you, Kyle?
That's a tough one.
Can I, can I, can I close my eyes and picture her as she was?
I guess.
I can do anything.
Yeah.
Fake vagina.
No, they have a real vagina.
I don't think he got a sex change.
Wait, let me look this up.
They got their, they, they got their tits cut off, but they didn't get their, their
pussy, you know, pulled out.
Cause I want to know what the fake vagina feels like.
You know, guy to a girl.
Really?
Top surgery.
I just want to know what it's like.
He still has a vagina.
He still has Elliot Page's vagina.
He still has Alan Page's fucking vagina.
Would you do it?
It's still a vagina.
So maybe I'll give it a, maybe you're fucking plow them out.
You do a good bro.
Real fucking good.
I'll tell you that right now.
But it's still a vagina.
So it's like, like it's a, it's a natural vagina that you're still fucking.
So it's one of those things.
If you eat it, does that mean you sucked a deck?
No, it's still a vagina.
Like it didn't get like surgery done or anything.
This is what I think is wrong with your, your dick tests that you were talking about last
time.
Kyle is this, I was saying this is straight up through and through.
There's no outliers involved.
Yeah.
Talking men, women.
But what if you're like, I want to eat a fucking trans man's pussy.
Then what are you?
I think we can't count switcheroo's.
So if you fuck a vagina that's on a trans man, that's straight.
I mean, oh God, the tough questions.
We're asking the hard ones.
What if you get paid?
We're doing a great cast.
Hear me out.
What if you get pegged by a trans man, a trans or trans woman?
You mean, yeah.
Like what if Elliot page pegged you without being gay?
What it, well, here's a good one.
Here's an actual good one.
You can ponder what if you get pegged by a Thai lady boy?
Oh, like a twink.
No, you don't know what a lady boy is.
You don't know what a lady boy is.
Like a twink.
No, it's a lady.
No, you need to look up a lady boy right now.
Okay.
I mean, Thailand, I lady boy.
Oh, wait, what is Katowice translated as lady boys in English?
The term used by some people in Cambodia, Laos and Thailand, whose identities in English
may best be described as transgender women in some cases or effeminate gay men.
These people are not traditionally transgender, but are seen as a third gender.
So what I, what my conclusion on this is if you fuck a trans man that still has a vagina,
that was the natural vagina, not gay, but if you fucking have to fuck a butthole of
somebody who is a trans woman, that means that it's still gay because there's still
a dick attached to it, I think.
Yeah, but what if you get fucking pegged by a strap on in your asshole by fucking Elliot
Page, is that gay?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think probably.
So these, these lady boys are men, technically.
They are.
They have a penis.
Is that gay?
Getting sucked in.
I think sucking any kind of dick is gay, right?
I think sucking a dick immediately is gay.
But fully she'll makes you partially a woman.
But like fucking a vagina on a person that says that they're a man, like they're trans
trans man.
Right.
That's the correct term for it.
Right.
Like if you fuck that one hell of a that'd be one hell of like a superhero style wrestler.
I'm trans man.
It's not like fucking, you know, Macho Man Randy Savage.
I'm trans man, brother.
But like the woman who's who transitioned to being a man but did not get bottom surgery,
not gay to fuck that?
Well, honestly, like in with trans men in the WWE, like he could like go out there or
she could go out there and have the fake dick on.
It's like their fucking their special move was to rip the fake dick off and then use
it as a weapon.
Oh, was that an actual person?
No, that's that's I just created this.
Oh, because it actually I've become a wrestler.
I'm going to become trans man.
Brother, I'll take this fucking dick off.
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to go in there and I'm going to read my cock off.
All right.
I'm going to come down here and I'm going to take this cock off and I'm going to shove
it in your mouth.
The power power is too sweet to be sour.
The sky's the limit and the space is the place.
Oh, yeah.
How's my cock taste, brother?
How much cocaine did he do?
Come on.
We're fucking fucking fucking a pedo.
Dude, Macho Man Randy Savage is one of my favorite people on the planet, even though he's dead.
Like I love every now and again.
Oh, yeah.
So pop up on my Facebook.
It's just a promo with Randy Savage.
He's the queen.
Yeah.
All right, brother.
The fuck is that?
Enjoying life.
I like the what was the fucking one?
Did you ever see him on Arsenio when he fucking went on there?
It was Daniel on the way.
He just fucking comes out at the thing and he just goes and Arsenio goes, you're wearing
a one black boot, one white boot.
What's going on here?
He's like, I'm not racist.
Okay.
I'm more racist.
Did you watch wrestling a lot as a kid?
Yeah, but I didn't watch the like 2000s wrestling.
My dad had like video tapes.
So my dad had video tapes from the 1980s wrestling and that's the ones that I used to watch because
I love.
What would you say was the greatest moment you ever watched wrestling?
Oh damn.
So I watched wrestling.
I like the modern like 2000 wrestling from like 2008 to like 2012.
Yes.
Yeah.
I was before that was like attitude error.
The attitude error was pretty cool, but I liked the golden.
I liked the golden era of the Hulk Hogan's and the macho man's and the ultimate war and
shit.
I remember like we were at central one time and you were just doing fucking impressions
of all these wrestlers talking about fucking wrestling.
So Larry's wrestling was a big part of my life as a kid.
You know, I watched you're talking about like how like fucking drunk your parents were like
watching wrestling or some shit.
So Kyle, did you watch the golden age era like shit younger?
I haven't really much, but like that Vince McMahon documentary.
I didn't watch that.
Was it good?
Oh my God.
You absolutely have to watch it.
I like fucking wrestling fan.
Like I think like it's just that fucking good.
I mean, I hear that they're releasing a New York Rangers documentary on Netflix soon.
So who's your who's your favorite wrestler?
Mine of all time.
I like macho man macho man macho man.
Randy Savage.
Oh my God.
This is a hard one.
Macho man or Hulk.
I like Hulk Hogan too.
I think but I think I think macho man squeaks squeaks him out.
My generation.
I liked John Cena and Triple H.
I really like Triple H.
Fucking Randy Orton was like the classic bad guy.
You know, Stone Cold Steve Autism.
That was pretty cool.
No, I did like Stone Cold.
I tried my first beer.
I got from Stone Cold when I was like five years old.
He sprayed the crowd in Albany with a decrescented beer truck.
Oh, you remember Jeff Hardy?
Yeah, Jeff Hardy.
Like Jeff Hardy was one of my favorites.
That one where he jumped off like the like 50 foot fucking pole.
Like he climbed up to the fucking roof and just did a fucking flip and landed on Randy
Orton.
I genuinely think my favorite wrestler might be like probably maybe The Undertaker.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
I see The Undertaker, Triple H. I remember when I was a kid though, like as like I'm
talking now like my favorite wrestler.
As a kid though, when I like really watched it, I was so super stoked on The Rock.
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
I like The Rock and I like Stone Cold.
My dad was like a Triple H guy and we always fought all the time.
I would always watch wrestling and my dad would come in and he'd be like, you know,
that's not real, right?
I'm like, yes it is.
It's real.
One of the first moments in my childhood was when I was like 11 years old and I found out
wrestling was fake.
I'm like, no, it's not.
You know, like and then I found out it was fake.
I was crushed.
Yeah.
Like devastated.
I'm like, these guys really aren't throwing each other.
Like what?
But like talk about throwing though, like the greatest moment I ever saw in wrestling
was when Man Con.
Oh, that was mine.
Dude, dude, when he jumped fucking like off that on the fucking on to The Undertaker.
He told Undertaker, because they started falling through the hell in the cell.
They didn't expect that to happen.
And he just goes, throw me off the fucking cage.
And he's like, and another thing like, no, I'm not doing that.
You're going to kill it, bro.
Throw me off the fucking cage.
You hear the announcers say, fuck God, they killed him.
But God is my witness.
He is dead.
Oh, that's what you're saying.
I just thought you were like, this man's got a family.
My God, this man.
And then the fucking medics came over.
It was DB.
You know, you guys know what I'm talking about.
DB suck dick behind the fucking McDonald's.
So we go up there and he's laying on the ground just passed out.
And all it is with cops.
There's like two old cops and it was Coleman's brother was one of them.
And it was like all of like the edge of five crew, whoever's down there, who's down there.
But like the whoever the edge of crew was standing around him, just laying on the ground.
And I just walk up with fucking Thompson.
I go with God is my witness.
His soul is black as hell.
I tell you, he is dead.
They killed him.
I got he is dead.
It's I was like, you know, my fucking body came on.
And I looked at the body came.
I just got a promo.
Listen to the entire podcast.
I was watching this.
I'm coming for you.
I swear to God, I hope and pray that you one day come out in that ring and face me in that
square circle.
But you got to admit that fucking the golden era promos were so much better than the like
the 2000s promos because all the fathers were talked out of the light.
I hated you know who I hated that I absolutely love now.
Like in wrestling was edge.
Oh, fucking yeah.
I hated him and I think everybody did.
But then, you know, he breaks his neck and like everything happened.
But like you ever seen the video of him when he come out for fucking the Royal Rumble?
No, I don't think so.
No, it's the loudest crowd reaction pop you'll ever hear because like, you know, the Royal
Rumble, they have, you know, and they're like, five, four, three, two, one.
And now like context, I don't think edge had been in the ring for like over 10 years because
he broke his neck and everything.
And so like he the whole idea is he's never going to wrestle again.
And you know how his song his entrance songs like you think you know me.
He's fine.
And it starts to think and it was just like it was quiet for like five seconds.
It was like, you think you know me, you know, in the whole fucking crowd like like just
goes nuts.
And he comes out and you can see he's almost fucking crying because everybody's going crazy.
He's coming up for the match and he just comes down and say, oh, my God, you have to watch
the video.
It doesn't.
I'm not doing it justice right now.
Yeah, but the fucking the mankind versus fucking Undertaker fucking hell in the cell match
was insane.
I probably would put that as my top one, too.
So my top that's my top moment.
Yeah.
So you we used to play at Central.
It was a smack down versus raw twenty ten.
That's one of the golden games ever.
Dude, we love that shit.
It was we made fucking Fred.
It was like a custom character and we made a we made turtle, too, and we made him fight
each other.
We did it was Freddie versus turtle in front of match.
They had like the fucking fucking hospital gloves on and everything.
Yeah, I still have that.
I probably still have that same game.
It is fucking so fun.
Cruz's fucking turtle and red.
I definitely still have that disk with the saved out of Fred and turtle on it.
Oh, my God.
It was so funny.
God, dude, we made everybody we made each other like we had each other in the game,
too, like that we address with.
And then I can't believe I never made the game.
This is fucking ridiculous.
It was awesome.
What else do we have?
Officer skullcracker.
Oh, yeah, he was cool.
This fucking dude was like an officer on this one call.
He got fired like two days later.
He was like he's like, yeah, I'm going to once I go off orientation, I'm going to go
out there and fucking crack some schools, man.
Like I'm going to fuck him up like he fucking sees us listening.
He's like, you guys didn't hear that.
Like I'm like, hear what he never made it off orientation.
Yeah, I was just like, oh, okay, that's interesting.
Oh, my God, there's so much stupid shit.
What was another one that we did?
We play guitar here all the time.
Guitar hero was a huge fucking thing that we played.
Oh, my God.
You got to get Sean on here to talk about his fucking guitar hero.
Fuck you.
I'm doing this for me.
So you ever played Guitar Hero 3, Kyle?
I definitely played Guitar Hero, but I don't know which numbers.
So the song at the last song of Guitar Hero 3 is won by Metallica.
And once we get to the solo, everybody fucks it up.
Oh, yeah.
So it was brutal.
So fucking deepest is trying to fucking play the solo for one and he keeps crashing out
every single time.
It's the part where it's like everybody fucks up on it.
So it's a beef is keep fucking failing and he's like, he's like, I got to do this for
me.
What's that?
Lars is coming for you.
Oh, yeah.
This fucking locked my PS2 in the soup's office because he couldn't be won by Metallica.
Well, like, so did you ever I don't know how much music like live music gets listened to.
But did you ever watch the the fucking what do you call it?
The Monsters in Moscow thing?
No, no.
So it's like Pantera, Metallica, some Russian band fucking.
Who else is there?
There's two other like metal bands.
But basically, like so Pantera comes out, it goes to bands, Pantera, Metallica.
And that was it.
Like that was that was the end of the show.
There is probably no less than three million people in the crowd.
Jesus Christ.
And it's in Moscow during like right before the fall of the Soviet Union, like the same
year as the fall of Soviet Union.
And fucking Pantera goes out there.
They play their set like a five song set, but they end with domination.
They don't have a breakdown.
Domination.
Just they like you see the funniest part of the video is like during the breakdown of
domination, you see one of the Russian soldiers like fucking take his uniform off and just
set it on the ground and go into the crowd.
And like so after Pantana gets done, fucking like they play floods and shit to floods is
probably our song.
They just fucking do it.
It was wild.
They played they played domination.
They played walk.
They played what's the floods?
Ah, fuck.
What's the name of that song?
It's like, oh, God, I'm going to I'm going to this love this love.
They play that song.
This love love.
Yeah, fucking they just play a killer set and but basically like so they get done.
Pantana gets done and die back there.
Looks at Kirk Hammett goes top that bitch.
So now like Kurt is like, all right, I guess I got to try to top this.
And they go out there just absolutely crushed.
They play like an hour and a half set.
They don't play like five songs.
They play an hour and a half set.
They start with Enter Sandman.
They start with Enter Sandman and the whole crowd the whole time is like, and the whole
crowd is just like a giant wave going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And they leave.
And so the fucking video is surreal.
There's fucking war helicopters flying around and shit.
Soldiers holding rifles in this crowd just going crazy.
But then when they played, they leave off the stage, say the concert's done.
And then, you know, all the crowds like, you know, yelling for an encore, encore, encore.
And all of a sudden you just hear boom, click the guns going off and they come out and they
start playing one.
Oh, that's awesome.
At that point in time, I'm pretty sure that's when the Soviet Union fell.
Like they started playing one and then they get to the whole crowd.
They're moshing out there.
Soldiers are taking their uniforms off, putting them on the ground and saying, you know what,
fuck this.
Dude, we can take down fucking the Soviets.
We can take down the Russians now with fucking Metallica, dude.
The power of rock and roll, dude.
Send them back over.
They'll stop fucking around.
Fucking Soviets.
They'll be like, hey, Russia, remember what happened last time?
We're going to do it again.
But yeah, you got to watch that Monsters and Monskow.
One of my favorites.
Did you ever see this isn't metal, but this is just a fucking fantastic show.
Did you ever see Peter Frampton?
Do you feel like we do that one live show where he's fucking had like a fever and he's
like delirious and it was one of the best times that he ever played.
Fucking do you feel like we do?
Oh my God, it's fucking awesome.
Dude, like that's a that's if you like, if you, if you, if you look it up, it's literally
just called like it's Peter.
If you look up Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do live and you watch it?
Dude is fucking, he had a fever of a hundred and four and he went out on the stage and
just played that being delirious.
And it's like the part where he makes his guitar talk by being like, do you feel like
we do?
Yeah.
The talk box.
Yeah.
Fucking when he did that, the entire crowd goes fucking nuts.
And he, and then like Peter Frampton did like an interview later.
He's just like, I could never do that.
Like I could never do that show ever again.
He just goes, that was the best time I'm ever going to play that song because it's just
like so many, like he was like, yeah, the fucking, the fucking fever.
It makes you fucking, I don't know, go to another level or some shit.
Yeah.
But he's like Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan when he played that flu game.
Oh yeah.
Flu game.
Yeah.
Dude, dude, when you're, when your body's like at it, like it's, it's, it's breaking
point.
It starts pulling out shit that you don't know that it could do.
But like, dude, fucking if you, if, if you got time eventually, it's, I think it's a
12 minute like thing because he did like the fucking whole extended of the song.
But Peter Frampton, do you feel like we do live was fucking awesome?
Like, I love you.
Have you seen, have you seen the Prince, uh, rock and roll hall of fame thing?
Uh, I think you talked about it last time.
Oh my God.
I will continue to beat this drum.
Like he just pretty much gives a massive middle finger to Rolling Stone magazine and just
says like, fuck you.
I'm the fucking God.
Yeah.
And why am I good out there for the plate?
George Harrison's, uh, what is it?
Why my guitar gently weeps.
Yeah.
And you don't even realize Prince is out there.
You know, it's Tom Petty singing and they got a whole bunch of people with his plan.
It's like 12 musicians up there playing all different instruments and it comes time for
the final solo and he just shreds it for 10 minutes straight.
And at the end of it just takes the guitar off, throws it at the Rolling Stone magazine
people pretty much throws him a middle finger and just walks off the stage.
He was like, fuck you.
Yeah.
Just like I've never seen better.
Like just shreds, bro.
Absolutely shreds.
Do you want to say like, Oh, you guys want to leave me off of the, uh, top guitars of
all time list?
Me?
Do you have that?
Here's another really good one, a fucking, um, Phil Collins doing, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
in the, uh, feeling in the air tonight.
Like, um, it was on his last leg of his, uh, of his farewell tour and it was the last time
that he was going to play it live and it was fucking nuts.
Like when the fucking, it's the, all the drops get me every time, dude.
Oh my God.
And like watching that shit live because like he just fucking, he walks around the stage
without an instrument for fucking like the first like four minutes of the song.
And then he progressively gets closer to the drum kit and you're like, Oh fuck, it's coming.
I know it's common.
And he sits down at the drum kit, like right before the thing.
And he starts like holding up the sticks and everyone's going nuts.
And he's just like, all right, Jay Paul, and he just goes, okay.
And then like they're like, and the hurt doesn't show the pain still grows.
So strange to you and he's do do do do do do.
And it's fucking, ah, it was so weird.
So fucking cool, man.
I wish I was there, but I was, you know, fucking like 14.
I call him right then there.
Dude, because we used to play that before he played football matches.
Like that was like our, like our before, like, like the air.
Yeah.
We do that was your, that was like, that was our, like our locker room pregame hype song.
Like we do that.
But right before we walked out to play the game and that shit would fucking get you fired
up.
Ours was probably sky's the limit by a little Wayne.
Yeah.
And then when we got back after we won, we played birthday song.
Last birthday, all I want for my birthday is a big booty ho.
All I want for it.
But like we wouldn't even let the song finish.
We'd get to the fucking breakdown.
Like where you start fucking doing like the do do do do.
And we just start punching the lockers and shit because it just gets fucking hyped.
So we just start punching the fucking lockers and we're like, let's fucking go.
I kid have played with, got an eye infection because he smashed his head off a locker once.
Really?
Like before.
Yeah.
He smashed his head off a locker before it came.
He was so hyped up.
We were all hyped.
He smashes his head off the locker.
Now he's bleeding into his eye the entire game and he got a massive eye.
Yeah.
Because we would do that, but we do the entire thing in complete darkness.
We had cut, we'd cut off the entire lights to the entire locker room.
So it would just be pitch black in there.
And all you'd see was the fucking light from the JBL speaker, like flashing.
And then like it would flash to like the beat of the song.
So like when we were all like fucking hyped up and hitting the lockers, it was just going
do do do do.
And like the fucking light was like flashing like through the beat of the song.
It was always such a cool vibe, man.
It really was.
Dude, I got so fucking hyped to that shit.
I was like to this day, if I'm doing like a like if I'm at the gym and I have to and
I'm doing like my one met one rep maps, I will sit there on the bench for fucking two
minutes listening to the song until the fucking thing goes until the drum fucking kicks in.
And I'm like, all right, fucking just do that one rep max.
Dude, that song still gets me hyped to this day.
I fucking love that song.
What?
In the air tonight?
Yeah.
Fuck.
My back hurts.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
Oh, no.
All right.
I think Dan will be here soon.
Let's take a break and we'll be back on Untitled Podcast.
All right.
Yeah, welcome back to the Untitled Podcast.
So 98, boy, got the suicide boys on the fucking on the line, Tyler.
Airwaves.
So we're talking about ghost hunting at this hotel.
Sarah, what's your what's your game plan going into the ghost?
I'm here.
I'm just going to bring some gear, maybe leave it out at the night, see if we get anything
done, you know, type of thing, you know, maybe maybe ask some questions here and there, a
couple of sessions, do a little spirit box.
I got a voice recorder.
I got a night night vision camera connecting charge all night.
I got to figure out how to charge it because it's been fucking up when I tried it lately.
Like what if we keep the charger on it and just keep it running all night?
Yeah, I could do that.
I could do that.
Yeah, you know, kind of connect to a computer.
Oh, that's that's good.
Just keep it running from like an angle of the room.
Yeah, and then see if anything good happens throughout the night and we don't see, you
know, Kyle jerking off or something.
Kyle, Kyle's going to have way too many Bud Lights to even get an erection that day.
So got that whiskey dick.
Yeah.
So you hear of I watch what's it called Sam and Kobe or whatever on YouTube.
There are ghost hunters.
Oh, those fags.
Yeah.
But they do this thing called the fucking essence method where they have one one guy
listens to a spirit box with headphones.
Right.
And another guy is asking questions, but the guy with the headphones can't hear him.
So it's like whenever so they ask questions and then the other guy hears something in
the spirit box and sometimes like an answer to the question and then they say what they
hear.
Yeah, I can do.
I could do the listening in because I'm pretty good at picking out voices through it because
I've done it a lot like you'll just.
So I guess you just put on the headphones and like whenever you hear like a word or
something, you just say it.
And sometimes like I'll be asking questions and yeah, the answer that might work out.
That seems like a pretty good, you know, that's not a that's not a bad theory.
Like what is your name?
Beelzebub.
You'll be like, huh, interesting.
Do you know, do you know like the history behind the hotel or why it's haunted?
Just an old ass hotel.
I think that, you know, hotels are the places where most suicides happen.
That's correct.
Why?
People like to kill themselves not in their house and they'll have somebody.
But if you think about it, kill yourself in a hotel.
Oh, someone's always going to find you because you got, you know, the like the cleaning people
that are.
Well, why do you care about people finding you?
Because that some people when they die, they want to have somebody, you know, find them.
That's a weird thing to think about when you're dying.
Yeah.
It's like I want somebody to find my dead body.
Well, I guess like you don't want like your family to find you.
Yeah, that type of thing.
So you're going to have somebody find you and it's not going to be your family, you
know, type thing.
But I would say a lot of people like that don't have like a close family.
It's not necessarily true.
Not necessarily.
A lot of fucking murders happen at hotels, right?
Yeah.
Murders happen at hotels.
Look it up.
Look up the ghost stories on the hotel.
You got the Jamie.
Look that up for me.
I'm going to go dive deeper into this shit.
But while you're diving deeper, I don't know if I'm going to say that.
It's a story that I might tell off the podcast.
And if we come back after another break, I can see if we can talk about that because
that's really funny.
But what are you referring to?
I'll tell you after like we go on a break again.
Hotels and saranac lake, goblins ghosts and other spirits of the night.
Do they got goblins do?
Hell yeah.
They got fucking goblins.
Do goblins ghosts and other spirits and they all promise to be wandering the streets of
serenac lake on Halloween.
But even the battles of Hotel Serenac, there may be a sighting of a distinguished man dressed
in a black suit with tails and top hat.
Yeah.
top hat? What does that mean? Like you ever see like the old like old style like
tuxedo tails like coattails? Yeah. So is this the hat man? Might be a hat man,
dude. We might see a hat man. Dude, we might see the fucking hat man. It's a man
dressed in a black suit with tails and a top hat. Do they have red eyes and you
know shadow? People will say this man is Howard Little and no he's not a costume.
Saranac Lakes High School once stood on the grounds where Hotel Saranac
currently is located and dearly departed Little was the superintendent of schools
for 35 years. He was known for roaming the high school hallways and keeping the
students in line. What he just beat the shit out of the kids. Hotel Saranac replaced the high school in 1926. Little moved on to the new high school.
Apparently his spirit did not. People claim to have seen him wandering the
halls of the hotel perhaps looking to keep a stray student in line. This dude's
really a hard ass. Fuck that guy. Dude, so we're gonna we're gonna go hunting after
Little here? Yeah I guess he's one of the guests. Saranac Lake has also been known
for its treatment of tuberculosis. Interesting. It has a share of ghost stories
associated with people who were treated there. Hotel Saranac was among the many
grand hotels populating Saranac Lake during that time where people came from
around the country to be treated for tuberculosis. Susan Murphy-Goth.
Murphy-Goth. Part of the Adirondack Park. Like Nick Groff? Yeah like Nick Groff.
They conducted a two-day paranormal investigation in the Hotel Saranac.
Worked up the hotel for five years and experienced frequent paranormal activity.
Interesting. Among her stories include brushes with the spirit of the cat
believed to belong to Emily Balslam, a long-term resident who died in 83. Every
floor seems to have a story from the sightings near the ball roof on the
second floor. There's a little girl who supposedly walks in the halls on the
fourth floor. Singing that can be heard on the sixth floor and of course signs
that Howard Little is still roaming the basement of the building. Yo dude! What? We
gotta ask him if we can you know roam some of the floors see what's going on.
So there's a cat on the third floor. There's a little girl who walks the
halls of the fourth floor. That one's kind of cool. And there's people that are
singing on the sixth floor and fucking Howard Little the hat man is in the basement.
That's fucking sick dude. I wonder if they fucking let people ghost hunt.
We'll ask them. Why don't you give them a call and see what we can do. They think we're
fucking insane. No they wouldn't. They probably have a bunch of people asking.
I'm gonna see if Dan got in a car accident because it's been like it's
been like 40 minutes. Oh shit. Oh fuck. His phone is dead. Oh no remember what he said?
He said he hasn't been taking his phone to work right? Oh yeah. It's getting off
the grid. I appreciate that. I've been uh. Detoxing from. Well no I mean I
should. I've been too crashing out too much about the fucking Blakel shit.
Yeah you have been. You really have been crashing out too much dude. You've crashed out a whole lot dude.
Oh it's just like the shit that's going on. It's just unbelievable. Like I wouldn't
fucking imagine it in my wildest dreams that this fucking shit could get this
retarded this quickly. You know what I mean? Shit's always fucking retarded dude. But then you realize like people
uh people are crashing out about like Obama and shit and George Bush and shit
like back in the day. Crashing out all the time dude. Yeah like you had fucking
American idiot. That was a political diss towards Bush apparently? Yeah American idiot was like. Or was that just like at
Republicans in general? Yeah it was like kind of towards Republicans because it
was like all anti-war like the Iraq war started for no reason. We basically
attacked the wrong country because we said they were responsible for 9-11 but
it was kind of like a military political protest of that war and George Bush.
George Bush does not care about black people. George Bush does not care about black people. That was one of the
funniest like just random Kanye things. Fucking yay. You know I hear like the
ghost of Dan upstairs but I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's him or not. Might be. I gotta take a piss. We'll be put right back and we're gonna
investigate what happened to Dan.
Welcome back to onto the podcast. We got Dan here. Oh yeah. Kyle uh Kyle's power went out or some shit. I think we already went over that.
Oh did we? Yes. Oh damn. Welcome Dan to the podcast. We were talking about whether
fucking Ellen Page was gay. We gotta get Dan's opinion on that. Dude that's gayer. That's gayer than having sex with an actual guy.
Well how is that gayer than having sex with an actual guy? It's a vagina though. Dude I don't care. Okay let me see a picture of her.
Let me see how trans they are. How transitioned this person is. Let's see here. Oh jeez there we go Dan. I can't turn my computer around.
I actually might make this the uh that's really gay. That's so gay but they still have a vagina. Dude it's not the one percent of the person that matters.
That's like that's fucking gay. What if they have a sheet over their entire body from like the top down or like like the entire like
abdomen and face. It was just a vagina. What about Ellen Page when she was still Ellen Page? Yeah. Oh yeah of course. But what's the
difference then? Yeah what is the difference? She looks like a fucking guy. Well what if there was a sheet over him? She kind of looked like a guy before anyway.
What I'm saying is there was a sheet over him. If there's a sheet over him now apparently. But there's a vagina that you can fuck. Yeah it's just like a vagina.
I don't know dude it takes so much more for me than just a fucking vagina. Really? Yeah. I gotta have the whole thing going on dude. I'm a big curves guy.
I like feeling like the you know the whole like you know what I mean. Yeah. That's cool. But like so so would you say that a trans man if you fuck them that's straight?
Or a trans woman fucking them is straight. Dude I feel like it's less a lot less gay than that. So fucking an asshole with a penis attached
you know that's that's that has tits and it's shaped like a woman. If you're sitting at a dinner table with this person what do other people think? Listen they don't need to know what we're doing behind closed doors.
Like your family. Like that aside I don't care about that dude. You know what I mean? Like in the dark you don't even know any of that all right. What I'm saying is you're sitting at a dinner table.
We're not taking them out to dinner we're just fucking them. Okay but but that's that's what I'm looking at. I'm looking at the whole I'm a holistic person. So you're a social you're looking at this socially not socially yeah.
But what like just I don't think I don't think. Primarily would you fuck the vagina? No not if it's attached to that thing dude it's disgusting. But it's a real vagina. Okay have you ever seen. You don't even look that fucking masculine.
Have you ever seen. I dude it's even worse. That's even worse. He looks like he's fucking 15 years old. Looks like a 15 year old boy. He's fucking 30 though. That's fucked up. I thought they were older. I thought they were like 35. Yeah probably 35.
Pull up Buck Angel. Who's Buck Angel? Who the fuck is Buck Angel? Elliot Page 38 years old. No it's not that much older than you Dan. Buck Angel. How old are you like 33? Buck Angel is American sex educator and former pornographic film actor.
I can't even see this fucking. What the fuck is that? He's a transsexual man. Oh shit. Did you see pictures of his man gina? No. Look at it. Vagina? Look. Images. Oh no. Controversial. Are you 21? No. I gotta put my fucking ID for this shit. What the fuck. I'd be like are you 21? I love when they ask that now. Just turn off safe search.
Turn off the blur there. Oh my god. What the fuck is going on here? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? I can't see any of this. I just see the expressions on their faces. I wish that could have been the podcast photo. Somebody give me your phone and then go back to the screen. No no look at this one. What? What do you want to talk about? The man with a pussy. What the fuck is that?
All right. All right. So if it's fucking that is fucking that gay. Yes, that's my point. It's like it doesn't come down to the fucking, you know, this fucking tiny piece of real estate. What the fuck? You know, that's fucking gay. That is disgusting. That person. Buck Angel is famous. I don't know who the fuck that is. I don't know who the fuck that is either. Oh yeah. Buck Angel is super famous. That like in like he's famous in the trans foreign community.
No, Buck Angel is like really well known. I've never heard of this person in my life. Yeah, it was like it was like Buck Angel is like the original like what the fuck is that? Like how long has Buck Angel been a thing? Oh dude, like I remember in high school. Buck Angel is a thing. When did you graduate high school? 2008. Damn. Yeah. So you guys were still watching like two girls, one cup type shit dude. No, not in 2008. That was like that was like no. It was like 2008.
2004. Was it? Yeah, I've actually never seen it. I've never seen either. Never seen it. I saw it. No, but I remember everybody talking about it. I don't want to. Yeah, me neither. It's rough. Don't don't. I heard it's like not real though. It's not. It's ice cream, but it's still. Oh really? Looks fake. I mean it still looks semi real. Damn. So it actually is fucking ice cream. Yeah, that's that's what it came out as that it was ice cream. But like.
Still like it's coming out of their asshole like they shoved ice cream in their ass and then made the oh, that's not gross. That's not that bad. That is pretty. That's there's I mean, dude, for fucking it's two thousand twenty five now. That's out there like that. That bad. That's pretty. Do you remember back for back then? The shock video like the pain Olympics. You remember those? I never saw that. That was like a shock like site where they like show like people like getting like their hands cut off and shit like it was like one of those like shock sites kind of like a
like rotten dot com and shit. You remember that like like how they had like, you know, like people getting their heads blown off and shit like it was like something like that, but like it progressively got like the pain Olympics was like you ever watch the video of the ISIS guy sawing off the person's fucking head. Yeah, I didn't see any of that shit. That was rough because he was like a serrated edge to it wasn't like straight. There's it was not a sharp knife. No, it was awful. It's pretty fucking awful. I mean, we've actually seen real
people die, so you know, like for us being like, that's kind of rough. I couldn't imagine like a normal person seeing that and being like some people love that shit really. Yeah, there was like fucking like people get off to like people getting their heads. Hell yeah. If you ever go for Chan, there's like people that like like fucking gore porn. Dude, that's that's fucked up. Like how could that like get anything out of you, dude? It's just like I feel like I don't know. It's probably the people that are like,
really in the horror movies and like I'm in the horror movies, but I don't want to see someone like a real person get cut in half and shit. Yeah, like I'm not like sexually aroused when fucking I see someone in saw get their head crushed or some shit like it's not. How do we let that happen though? Like how do we just let fucking ISIS kidnap this American and not go into there before American? Yeah, yeah, it was American reporters that got killed really. I says yeah, that got their fucking heads cut off. Oh, well, they got it. They got theirs.
What they got theirs. Isis fucked them up. I don't know. This isn't even really a thing anymore. Yeah, we like yeah, but this was back in like 2013 ish. That was a Taliban. That's not Isis. I just didn't come around to like 2017. Oh, maybe it was. Yeah, maybe it was like later than that. I think they fucking cut their heads off and then like how did the Americans not go in there and like stop that like I think they did though we did. Yeah, I think I like really hard like really like like
a lot of money and a lot of guns, a lot of airplanes, a lot of helicopters, a lot of MRAPs, a whole lot of fucking missiles like I think we did. I don't think we just sat there said, oh, that's unfortunate. I know, but I definitely I definitely watched the video of a guy getting his head cut off though.
I mean, they're going to capture people and they're going to kill him because they're fucking terrorists. That's what they fucking do. You can't like like one guy getting killed and then a bunch of Americans going in and slaughtering their entire fucking like organization like.
Yes, damn, that's right, dude, fuck man. If I was over there though, like if I grew up over there, if we all grew up over there, we'd all be in Isis probably yeah, but like yeah, maybe I mean, are you able to choose what side? Aren't there some people that are just regular civilians though, like not Isis? Yes, it's a country. It's a country. That's not just like the country of Isis.
Why did you say we would all be in Isis? Because we're all extremists over in America. We'd probably be extremists in the Middle East too.
So my my buddy, well, as a kid, I used to work with at Home Depot. Fucking kid was hilarious. Used to come in fucking just rolling on Xanax dude.
All the time because he got blown up in an IED in Iraq in his Humvee. So dude, of course, he's going to be fucking addicted to pills.
Like Valium and shit. No, I think it was just Xanax was his thing. Really? Yeah, that's not even a painkiller. No, but I don't know. They probably gave gave it to him for anxiety. I'm sure. Yeah, I mean, I have crippling PTSD at that point. But he said that he's like, dude, if look, if I was over there, like if I grew up over there, I'd join Isis because there's literally fucking nothing to do. Just sand is like, yeah, I would just everybody like you would do it. I would do it. Everybody. Yeah, I mean, you would have to be a part of the.
You know, political group that is in control. I actually think he's talking about the Taliban, but same shit, you know, they're they're they're two sides the same coin. Yeah, same thing. But I had a thing that I talked about with Casey before the break.
Or after that during the break that I was worried about saying it, but I think it's pretty funny. So I think it's funny. One of my ex girlfriends was a cutter.
Like pretty bad, like her arms and legs were all like scard up and shit. But I'm autistic. So like, you know, when we were just hanging out like together and stuff, I'd be like rubbing her scars like back and forth, like kind of like getting like a weird like like a sensation of like the bumps on like the skin.
And like I used to fucking love that feeling. And she was like, she was just like, she's like, you love me, even though my scars. I'm just like, your scars are beautiful. But in my autistic mind, I'm like, that just feels real nice. Right. So really smooth skin, except for the scars.
This is going to sound weird. I'm like, I'm trying to think of like what that would feel like. I want you when we leave. I want you to feel the seats in my car. Really? Yeah. And I bet it feels exactly as like ribs, rig, rig, rig, ridges in it. Yeah, it's got an extremely light texture on place.
It's got an extremely light texture on plastic seats. Right. So it's like, it's like you just and it's like lines. Oh, yeah. So the way you're describing it, that's like what I feel like in my head. It would feel like. Yeah. Because it's like imagine like a woman's smooth skin.
Like you know, bumps like scarring just light though. Like, yeah, I'm just like, I'm not like doing like fucking like doing that. Like I'm like, no, no, no. But they're light scars. Oh, no. They're heavy scars. Oh, really? She was a bad cutter. Oh, no. Like she was like, no, no. She was cutting.
Like she was cutting to end it. But like, like from from like here all the way up to her shoulder on both arms and from her knees up to her like pretty much her pussy was all just scarring like cutting scars. Kind of hot, though. Not gonna lie.
But like I'd be like rubbing the scars because I just like the feeling of it because I'm autistic and she's like, oh, you love me because of my scars. I'm like, yeah, I love you. Even if you have scars. I'm like, and I'm just doing this like rubbing on it. I was like, I was feeling nice.
Damn. What do you think that's all about? What the cutting? Yeah, I know what it's all about. I'm not going to talk about that part on the podcast. I know what's all about. But like the fuck we can't. What? This is off limits. I don't think it should be. I don't think it should be Tyler.
I think it's mental health awareness. I just don't like talking about what happened with her. It's a sad story. Well, I mean, I got nothing but time. Like I still I care about her. Like we ended things on a bad note, but like I still like, you know, care enough about her that I don't want to put her on blast for that. But yeah, it was fucking weird, dude. It was a wild relationship. Yeah, damn. I don't know. I kind of got into.
I don't have one with crazy girl. I shouldn't call it crazy. Oh, she was with. I kind of got into the whole thing when I was in like high school. It was like, yeah. Really? Yep. No way. Way. And it was like, I don't know. Listen to emo music. Just like, no, I wasn't even listening to music. I was just like, I don't know. Like my, I couldn't like express my feelings or like my frustrations in a good way. So it was like cutting yourself kind of made you feel like in control of your emotions.
Like I have, I have like the power to like control what you like your legs, your arms, my arms right there. It was like, oh damn it. It was like, I don't know, because when you when you get cut or you get an injury or something, your body releases endorphins. Right. Right. And so it's like kind of like exercising where you get that kind of high. So it's like, yeah, right there. Yeah. Wow.
See that. That's actually, that's what I thought it was all about is that the actual like neurotransmitter release.
It gives you a little bit of dopamine like type thing. But like, so I, I was in a similar situation to Casey there. I didn't cut myself, but because I loved going to the gym when I was at, I would work myself out to like the point of hurting myself.
Like, like that was my way of like self harm is that I would go to the gym and like with way too heavy weights and do like, I would like, you know, when your body's like screaming, like stop, like this is like too heavy. I'm still like, you just Jim brought it to the extreme.
Like, I literally like my, I tore my bicep, like I tore my left bicep completely because I was like just pushing it way too hard. Like I tore it right down the middle here. Like, I like, cause I was just, I was so angry and so like, I'm not laughing.
It's just, he goes and he's like, yeah, I just hurt myself in the gym. Just pumping iron dude. It's just like your situation, Casey. Exactly like it was. It was trying to come to the same ends of hurting myself for, you know, I hated myself.
So I wanted to hurt myself, but I didn't cut myself because I'm like, I'm not a pussy. I'm going to rip my bicep. The biggest scar I have actually was I was fucking, this is so stupid.
I was fucking drunk and I was watching this movie, this horror movie called the ABCs of death. And one fucking girl just fucking cuts her wrists and fucking kills herself.
And I was like, I wonder what that feels like. Oh, that kind of feels weird. Where was it? Where did you do this? Like up in the loft in the library? No, just like at home when I was a kid and like a teenager. How old?
I don't know. Probably between 16 and 19. Damn. See, you should have been in the cars. I feel like that would have stopped you from doing a lot of that. And then like, I got a car to go work on.
Yeah, it was bad. Like that whole generation, like the whole emo fad kind of like, I don't know, glorified cutting. It did. It really did cut. It did like glorify like the cutting culture.
I don't know that that was like that real though. No, no people. Like there's a lot of people. My fiance was a cutter at one point. Like she like most of my ex girlfriends were cutters. I think that says more about same thing.
Yeah, but I think a lot of people, more people than like you would imagine, like did it back back in like the times of like the mid two thousands. Yeah, no, I think like the mid two thousand. So like the like mid twenty tens was like the peak era of like cutters.
Yeah, that's wild. That's so crazy. I like I knew one person told me that she used to do it on her thighs and I was just like, oh, well, maybe she's just lying. Maybe she's making that up. She probably did.
Yeah, but if you if you notice somebody like this is something I've noticed with like a lot of cutters, specifically girl cutters, is that they they wear like long sleeve shirts like in the summertime, like all the time.
Like if you notice like a girl who like wears like just long sleeve shirts like year round, like it's like it's too hot for a long sleeve shirt and they're still wearing one, they're probably a cutter.
Like that's one of like that's one of like the telltale signs for for me who's been dating who dated girls who were cutters and you know all that.
Like most of the time if they were cutters, they wear shorts that are long enough to cover their legs where they cut and they wore long sleeves to like cover where they cut.
Yeah, I mean, that's what my girlfriend did with my family, but we'll get into that.
But yeah, they would always wear like long sleeves. Damn, that's why. But then people people thought that I was a cutter because I always wear hoodies like, you know, I wear fucking hoodies in the middle of the summer.
But it's just like I just I'm autistic. So I just like the feeling of that. Yeah. But I never know what to say.
Like like when people like everybody saw like a scar, like what happened? Be like, I don't know. Fucking got mulled by a bear.
What people ask you about it? No, like my girlfriend, she like she works with kids. People ask her about her arms.
She's like, oh, like the little kids. She's like, oh, I got mulled by a bear.
She has some. Yeah. Oh, OK. I've never noticed. Oh, really? She's probably always wearing long sleeves or no.
No. Oh, it's just out in the open. Yeah. So some people like who've moved past that are like, I don't really care.
Like it's like kind of like I like. Yeah, I used to do this. It's kind of like a like a yeah, I did do that before.
But the fun like speaking of scars, like not trying to get off like the sad boys, the suicide talk, but like I have the facial scar here.
And like people like people who've known me for years are like, wait, you have a facial scar on your chin?
I'm like, yeah. But they're like, when did that happen?
Like like my boss that I work with now, like I was sitting on the couch and I was like like fucking nodding off because I was like it was like super late at night.
And he came in like to cover like somebody from like 3 a.m. to like 6 a.m. And I'm sitting there and he goes, hey, I'm like, what?
He goes, what's up with the cut on your face? And like I get cut on my face. He's like, no, it's like right there.
I'm like, that's a fucking scar, dude. I've had this scar since I was like 10 years old.
He's like, really? I'm like, dude, you were the fucking you were the paramedic that fucking came to the school when I got this.
He's like, he's like, oh, yeah, I was. Yeah. I'm like, yeah.
Like he was he was a firefighter in my hometown before he was my boss.
Now, like he just moved apartments and he's like the boss, like at my current apartment.
But like he was the he was a firefighter paramedic in the town that I grew up in.
And I was at school and I smashed my face off a baseball backstop and I caught one of the bolts that were hanging out the back.
Oh, they caught me in the chin and slid up.
They actually went down to my jawbone.
And when they did an X-ray of my skull, I actually shaved off part of my bone there when when I got cut.
But like when he came in, like you were the paramedic there, dude.
Like you treated me like I treat a lot of kids that did stupid things like, yeah, but you like you're asking me.
It's like, dude, I'm friends with your daughter.
Like we went to school together, like you'd figure you'd remember treating me because I like I didn't take the ambulance.
I like my mom picked me up and I took me to like Memorial or some shit.
But yeah, I just had a fucking gas on my face.
They put stereo strips on it and they're like, do you want to go to the hospital or like via ambulance or do you want your mom driving?
Like I'm not going to fucking ambulance.
You didn't get stitched.
No, I did get a stitch.
This actually took fucking.
So there's 20 on the outside and I had 15 on the inside that I had to get.
Like they had like internal stitches because it was so deep that they had they had to do more stitches on the inside.
So they did the inside stitches and then did the outside stitches.
And like when I have a beard, like when I grow my beard out, it's way more noticeable because I don't grow hair on the scar.
But like if I don't have like my facial hair growing or anything, it just kind of like it kind of contours my chin so people don't really see it.
But when I do have a beard, it's just I like my my fiance always jokes with me.
She's like, they call you scar beard if you were a pirate scar beard.
Yeah, but like like right here, it's just like a complete bald spot.
Wow.
You just take a marker.
It's just dab it like black to just do some dots on it.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen people with scars on their face and their facial hair.
It's just like a line.
Yeah, it's just like a peach line right through their beard.
I have a couple facial scars.
I have the one here that's the worst one.
I have one that goes across my eye here.
I got hit in the face with a snow shovel and that one is that one goes across like here.
And I actually have to take my sideburns and like comb them down because I have a bald spot right here.
If I actually lift it up, you can kind of I don't know if you can see it from over there, but if you can see there's kind of a bald spot on like that spot.
It's hard to see.
It might be the lighting, but I I notice it because it's on my fucking face.
But I got hit with a snow shovel there and then I had one.
My buddy hit me with I keep getting hit with shovels for whatever reason.
I got one here and then my buddy hit me with a shovel and it clipped me here and I caught my face here.
So also I have a scar here that doesn't grow hair.
Jesus.
So like it's I have one that kind of goes down my eye, but I was wearing my glasses so I didn't catch my it didn't catch here.
So I have a scar here and a scar here that kind of that finished off because he like did a downward like strike with like the edge like a spade.
And it did like one of those and I'm like, ow, how did that happen?
We were arguing about something and kids don't realize that you know, you can kill somebody with, you know, objects.
Jesus.
So like he like he, you know, being a kid, like just kind of did one of those the shovel and caught me in the head and then just slit my face open a little bit.
Oh my God.
Dan, did you ever have an emo phase where you went fucking full emo?
Yeah, I mean, I dude, I remember being a fucking jackass wearing fucking long socks with shorts.
Oh, I thought you were going to say jankos.
No, like dress dress socks with shorts.
That's fucking.
Yeah.
And Mcbeth sneakers.
Yeah, I was just like.
You went like, like you were like a cholo.
Did you go like punk or did you go like?
No, it's probably punk more than anything.
Yeah.
Dye your hair.
No, no, never did that pierce ears piercing anything like that.
No, dude, it was just clothes really, you know, like I was obsessed with blank when he too.
So I always had a bunch of yeah, that's why I had Mcbeth's because that's a shoe brand.
Famous stars and strap shirts are fucking is or Mcbeth's even still a thing.
I doubt it.
I I mean, he's not that big anymore.
I mean, blanks still big, but I don't think Tom is that like not like he was back in the day.
Yeah, I mean.
Oh, I wonder.
I have to look that up.
But did you ever go to zoomies all the time?
That's why I got my Mcbeth's.
Yeah, I fucking hated that place.
Dude, zoomies is such a poser place now.
Yeah, it really is.
Like it went from being like kind of cool, like back in like the 2000s to like being
like fully sold out now, like now, like the people that I go that go there, I'm like,
come on, like really?
I can't believe they're even still in business.
I mean, think about like you have like all like the e girls and like the fake goth girls
that like want like punk clothing, but they don't want to like do like the research for
like actual like punk brands.
So they go to like places like Hot Topic and zoomies so they can kind of be like,
oh, look at me.
I'm wearing like these punk clothes.
It's like it's the most sold out like punk clothes, like fucking ripping dip and fucking like.
Dude, I had these goth like emo people that I would hang out with in like six, seventh grade
because all my friends were in the other fucking lunch period and I would hang out with the
fucking emo kids.
Were they smoking outside the lunch room?
Yeah, they'd be like, they'd be like, they'd see me sitting alone.
They'd be like, hey, come, come hang out with us.
So I'd sit with the fucking emo kids at lunch.
And then some kid blew his head off with a fucking shotgun when I was in fucking ninth
grade and they were like, oh, we should we should probably stop being like the big thing
of like this kid fucking, you know, killed himself.
So I lost a bet and that's the first time that I dyed my hair.
So I dyed my hair.
That was a quick transition.
Yeah, blow his brains out with a shotgun.
So I lost a bet.
It brings back to the lunch period thing.
Because like I like normally I was in my whole.
The first two years I was in like the lunch period with everybody on my football team
and all the football team sat together.
But my junior year I was no, it was my sophomore year.
It was my junior, my freshman year, my junior year, my senior year.
I was in like I was in lunch with like all the football players and I just sat with them
because I was on the team.
But my sophomore year I sat with like the emo kids because there was no one else to sit with
because like you know how every fucking high school has like the popular kid table.
Then it has like the weird kid table.
Then it has like the outcast kid.
Yeah, the evil kids will just be like, come hang out like you're cool.
Like and like they would be like the nerd table and like all that.
Like but like the emo kids were just like, you know, kids are like, you want to sit with
us?
I'm like, yeah, sure.
So like we were like, you know, shooting the shit one day.
And like one of the guys goes because I always ate apples at school.
Like I ate apples like all the time because like that's funny.
Me too.
That was like that's like all I ate.
Yeah, like I ate like I would get so I still eat.
I like at like at like lunchtime I would get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I get a lactose free chocolate milk and then I'd get an apple.
Now I pretty much be like my lunch every day.
I'd pay like, you know, the dollar that it was for like all those.
And then I just go back to my table.
And because I ate so many apples, one of like the kids at the table is like, yo, man, I bet
I can eat an apple faster than you.
I'm like, all right.
He just goes, you want to bet on it?
I'm like, sure.
I'll fucking dye my hair if you can eat an apple faster than me.
So we start eating the apple and then I eat it and I'm almost done.
And then the dude just eats the fucking core.
Oh, just whole thing core down.
I'm like, no, like he wins.
He ate the core.
All right.
I'm like, all right.
And then like, you got to dye your hair now.
And I'm like, I'm not going to back out of a bet when I make a bet.
So it sounds like you made a bet for something that you already planned on doing.
No, no.
But the funny, this isn't the, that's not the funny part is the funny part is how I
dyed my hair.
How'd you do it?
So I got home and I'm like, oh boy, I got to dye my hair.
So I took fucking Clorox bleach and put it in a bucket and I stuck my head in it.
Does that work?
Fucking M&M, right?
It fucking made my hair piss yellow.
Wow.
I don't like yellow piss.
I used to, there used to be like a bully, this fucking bully kid, this big fat fucking
ginger kid that used to bully me in middle school and high school.
Ginger.
Oh, I thought he was a gendered kid.
I was like, yeah.
And he would like fucking punch me.
And one day like in the chest and shit, like all over.
And I, one day we got sent to the principal's office.
Like he got in trouble for it.
Right.
And they're like, you can't sit together at lunch anymore.
So all my friends are sitting with this fucking bully kid.
I was sitting with him because he was friends with my friends.
Right.
But I fucking hated them.
They're like you now as the punishment, you can't sit at the table.
Your friend.
So I had to go sending Ali back to the past.
I had to go sit with the fucking, you know, rich kids or whatever.
But yeah, just like a, like an outcast.
That's bullshit.
I used to pick on this one, ginger kid.
I feel so bad about it till this day.
He was my friend, but like, cause we rode the bus together,
but I just used to do so much fucked up stuff to him.
Like it was just so easy.
He's such an easy target.
He was like a little awkward.
And he was just like, he always had like pursed lips.
He's always like this.
And I kind of want to say his name, but I'm not going to say his name.
So I used to come up behind him and well, I got to say his name.
Can you bleep it out?
I guess.
Yeah.
No, no, I'll change it.
I'll change it.
All right.
Change it.
Yeah.
Change it.
Change it like dinkle or something.
His name was Craig.
Yeah.
Craig.
All right.
So I used to, I used to come up behind him and I'd jump on his back and start choking him.
And I'd be like, go to sleep, John Weiser, go to sleep.
And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, make him go to sleep.
Make him go to sleep.
And he was so much bigger than me that that was actually his name was John Weiser.
I'm just going to fucking say.
He used to, he used to just like whip me off and I like go flying across the room.
But people, people used to love it.
So they'd like egg me on to do it.
They'd be like, go make John Weiser, go to sleep, make him go to sleep.
And so I come up behind him at the lunch table.
I'd be like, go to sleep.
And he just like, I'm literally trying to choke him out.
And he just stands up like this, right?
It just like, like shakes me off.
But one time we, uh, Saran wrapped this car and covered it in muffin mix.
Oh no.
Why the fuck would you do that?
I don't fucking know.
Just covered it in a bunch of fucking muffin mix.
But we used to just do fucked up stuff to him like that all the time.
And he got to, he just took a lot of heat because he was a ginger.
It's one of those things, man.
You can't be ginger.
Right. Dude, my, my one buddy, he's like five, three.
He's like, dude, we all have our short straws.
We draw on the short.
He's ginger.
It's just not worth it.
Dude, you can't do anything about it.
Right. It just is what it is.
Oh, you got more on that?
No, I was just going to say me and my buddy like talk about it.
And we're like, dude, that was fucked up.
What we did to that kid.
Like he was our friend, but we used to fuck with him hard.
So, and I'm like, that was bullying, bro.
That was pretty fucking bad.
I had one bad thing.
Like I, I wasn't a big bully.
Like I didn't bully like anybody except for this one kid.
He was my friend too.
But like he came in and I was sitting at the football table, you know, you know, where,
where most of the bullies sit, but I was just sitting there and like, he came up to me
and like, he made it well known to everybody that he loved my little pony.
And he was a brony, which was a big no, no, because that's, you know, fag shit.
Right. But he came up to me and like, he was my friend, but like nobody else on the
football team liked him because you know, he was a brony, you know, type guy.
And he came up to me and was talking to me and like, he just said some stupid shit and
I was having a bad day and I'm just like, Hey, why don't you go fuck your fucking my
little ponies, you fucking fag.
And then like, I sit you not like his face went from like a smile to like just complete frown.
And he just activated the school shooter, but his file went from like, he went from
like, he was like smiling so much to complete frown and he just started crying.
And I'm like, Oh, and he's just like, never talk to me ever again.
And then ran off and I'm like, he said, he's like, fuck you, fuck you, man.
Really? Fuck you.
I never want to talk to you again.
And he's ran off and I'm like, no, he is like my little pony.
That's fucking weird, dude.
Yeah. But like, you can't be like that weird and like come up to like, you know,
the football guys and then act like, you know, that's normal.
It's like, dude, we're over here fucking ripping our biceps in the gym,
dude, ourselves to death.
And he come over here with that pony pussy shit.
I had one kid like that who got bullied all the time that always used to say that like in
fifth grade, I told him to jump out a window and I was like, bro, I never said that like,
like you're fucking fake it like people, like so many people fucking bullied this kid.
And I was like, I did not say that to you.
You're almost one of the victims in school shooting.
You didn't even do anything.
Right. And we used to fucking tabletop each other in soccer.
That sounds like some gay shit.
I don't know what that is.
You're not on a tabletop anymore?
No, like you'd have one guy who would like, like do like on all fours, like go behind somebody.
And one guy would come along and like, like push him over the guy.
So we trip over.
But this was a better version of that because my soccer field.
So my my soccer field had a bunch of hills.
Like it was like a hill and then a soccer field and then a fucking big hill.
So we would tabletop each other down the fucking hills.
I would always be like the victim of table topping.
There was a bunch of fucking stones in the parking lot and people just fucking chuck stones at me.
Like I was like fucking stoned against the fucking wall.
You got bullied.
Yeah, that was okay.
Okay, I got bullied to shit. I people with my my fucking best friends would fucking join in
fucking stoning me.
Fucking assholes.
One time,
one time people know how like in football when there's like a fumble or something, all the
people pile on top of each other.
Yeah, people dog piled on me one time.
I couldn't breathe for like a solid two minutes.
I fucking almost fucking suffocate.
I got out and we did it to this other fucking kid, which I feel bad about.
We killed him.
He fucking hated me for that.
Wow.
Yeah, because we did.
I was only bullied when I was like elementary school because before I got my braces,
my teeth were even more fucked than they are now.
Like I shit you not.
This tooth was up here and this tooth was like fucking over in the corner,
like over here and like this one was like sideways.
So people would always make fun of me for my teeth when I was younger.
And like when I got braces, it really changed like, you know, people's interactions with me
because, you know, I went from being like, you know, an ugly little fuck to, you know,
looking like a normal human.
Fucking weird tooth fucking freak trying to talk to me.
Yeah, like, but like, and also my overbite.
I shit you not.
When I was younger, before I got like my braces and stuff, my teeth were like this and I had,
and I talked like this because my teeth were so far out.
So, so I couldn't like talk like a person because I'd be doing like this.
And I'm like, that's just how my fucking mouth.
You're like a fucking cartoon character.
I was, I really was.
I got to find, I did.
There's pictures of me like that back then, but like my teeth,
because I couldn't, my mouth was like this.
So like, and like I would always get dried lips because, you know, my mouth was,
my teeth were out of my mouth.
How'd they fix that?
They had, so I got my regular braces.
They fixed the fuckery of my teeth here.
And then they put like these almost piston looking things
that connected to my back tooth here and my tooth here.
And they'd progressively tighten it as I would, as I had my braces.
I had my braces for I think five years because my teeth were so fucked.
Like I had my braces on for five years because my teeth were fucked.
So they would constantly just tighten it a little bit.
Like it wouldn't be like, it'd be noticeable.
I'd be like, it's kind of tight, but like, it'd be progressively,
they tightened down the thing to the point where like my teeth
went to like the way they're supposed to.
And then towards the end of my time that I had braces,
I had rubber bands that I had to put on that would like continually pull it back.
But I didn't want to wear my rubber bands because I was so,
like when you had the piston in your mouth, you could only open your mouth this much.
So I was like pissed that I, and I was finally free
that I didn't have a fucking piston in my mouth.
So I would be like, all right, I'm going to.
Yeah. Did you have the expander?
Or it was like, I had to do that a couple of times for like my bottom teeth.
That shit sucked.
It was like that thing in the roof of your mouth that like food got stuck in it constantly.
Yeah. So I had that.
And then I got, once I got that taken out,
the reason why I still have somewhat of an overbite, it's not like for me,
this overbite is like a thousand times better than what, you know, fucking talking like this.
Same.
So like I can, I can, you know, talk with a person and my teeth are like, literally the only thing
I can do is like, if I close my mouth, I can't even, I used to be able to fit my thumb and my
finger like this between my bottom teeth and my front teeth. Like they were that fucking,
that was that, that's how much of an overbite I had.
Damn. You got this one. They literally, an underbite.
Yeah. I was just asking my friend about it. She's a dental hygienist.
They have to break your jaw.
Really?
Yeah. And like shorten it.
No shit.
I don't think it's that much of a big deal. You're like, oh,
we're right.
Let me see. There's a picture of me on my fucking snaggle teeth.
Um, let's say though, in fucking this one time,
that should be the episode picture.
Yeah. That's like what I looked like in back then.
You do look like a cartoon character.
We already got Elliot Page on there. Um, this one, this was right before I got my braces.
That's, that's even worse.
Oh my God.
Did I hate it? I hate it. Like in that old pictures of myself, but yeah, I hate it.
I, I'm just like, look at this fucking clam.
Oh my God. This one, I've been touched this because my lips were so chapped.
They had to after touch my lips to being normal colored.
Wow.
Yeah. The fedora really sells it.
You wore a fedora. You fucking douche.
Yeah, dude. That's a fedora.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck is Ali Mac? I just noticed he's not here.
He's working.
Fucking Ali.
Yeah, I did look like a fucking like kid.
Like I looked like the fucking store little fucking kid.
Like cartoon character.
Yeah. That was rough.
Fucking Ali Mac. Do you think I pissed him off in the chat?
No, we were talking about, um, you know, we, we all, well, those two basically crashed out
last Thursday, right?
Yeah. I was trying to get some aftershocks because I missed it.
Cause I left my phone at home.
Right. I was gonna say, oh yeah.
So there's one time in soccer, right?
We were, we were, uh, it was like a hot sept September day and, uh, we had to be
like the ball boys for the varsity team.
And, uh, I was like the most dehydrated I've ever been.
I'm so fucking thirsty.
I want some water.
So Kate, our fucking coach gave us water and, uh, the kid to like fuck with me.
He's like here, have some water and he fucking pours it on the ground.
I'm like, fuck you, you dick.
That's fucked up.
I know, right? Well, I'm trying to think of the time I got bullied.
I there's, I got a prank pulled on me.
It wasn't really getting bullied.
I was, um, in gym class and, uh, my friends were all fucking laughing at me.
And I'm like, yeah, what the fuck are they laughing at, bro?
Right. I'm like, did they know?
Do they know something that I don't know?
Like what's going on here?
And I like this girl named Morgan Kelly and, uh, real name or do I have to believe that?
No, her name is Morgan Kelly.
Okay. You don't care about it.
I'm like, oh, are they fucking?
Maybe they like her.
Maybe that's what's going on.
And they're like, they're laughing at me.
They're doing, I don't, I thought I had something to do with that.
Right. And finally, after like halfway through the gym class, dude, my buddy comes out to me.
He's like, dude, he goes, we put your gym clothes on an ant hell that was in the locker room.
It was like coming through the floor.
Right. So it was like everywhere.
And where did you go to high school?
Dwaynesburg and he's like, and dude, he's like, there's ants crawling all over your fucking face.
And he's like, you've been talking to us and there's literally ants all over you, dude.
And I'm like, what the fuck, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?
So I like literally had to leave school and go home and take a fucking shower
because I'm not going to shower at school.
And that's fucking good.
That's a good prank.
Yeah. I mean, it was like, I'm trying to think if there's like any other way I got bullied.
A hundredth episode coming up, Dan, you got to read some jokes or a roast for a roast.
Yeah.
What is this roast about, dude?
We're just roasting each other.
It's going to be a fucking good time.
I don't know if I like that.
No, bro.
Listen, I'm not offended by anything.
Kyle's got like three pages on all of us.
Fucking Kyle.
It's going to be a good time.
I don't know.
I'm not into the roast thing.
I'm not into it.
Are you in the ghost on anything?
Yeah, I'm into that.
Are you able to take that day off?
Yeah, I can take any day.
I got three and a half weeks of vacation time.
Oh yeah.
All right.
March 20th, 100th episode coming up.
It'd be fucking sick.
March 20th.
So he like, he wants to take two separate cars.
So if you want to hop in with my car, we'll fucking drive up the fucking Lake Classic.
It's all good.
I just need to change my oil and then we're good.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't say my fucking did I, did I say it on the podcast?
And my fucking tire just got fucking exploded on the fucking, when I was on the Northway.
When?
I don't know if you saw that.
Saturday.
Damn.
Yeah.
My tire fucking exploded when I was on the Northway.
And I had, there was no place to pull over because, you know, I was in the fast lane.
So everybody was fucking, you know, walking me.
So I had to ride on the fucking flat for like five miles.
And then I pulled off and-
Did it damage your rim?
Surprisingly, no, but it did snap my, my stabilizer.
But the strut?
Yeah.
So did the tire hit the strut?
Yeah, it might've.
I, I, I'm not positive.
I know my fucking tire had a blowout and then I, my strut was fucked.
So I had to get that fucking fixed up.
Yeah.
It must've from driving on it flat.
Yeah.
It probably kicked up and hit the fucking-
Yeah, cause-
Was the tire still there?
Yeah.
Tire was still there.
Oh, it was?
Yeah.
So.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It fucking, it got real fucked.
I might've hit a fucking pothole with that too.
Like it just fucking did that.
But like, I had to get my fucking car, you know, fucking fixed up.
So now I have brand new tires.
I have, I have two brand new tires because, you know, the other one got fucked up too.
And then I got a new fucking strut.
It was only 420 bucks.
I swear a fucking Mavis tire goes and sprinkles the fucking road with nails.
But yeah, I went to, I went to my mechanic and he's just like, oh.
Oh, ghosty man has a song called Uronimus.
So, but like I did that and I'm like, okay.
And then like, they're like, yeah, 420 bucks.
I'm like, that's less than I thought it was going to be.
For, did you get a whole new set or just two?
I got two new, I got two and I got this, this truck replaced.
Oh, that's not bad.
So I'm like, that's not, I thought it was going to be worse.
So I'm like, I got two, two brand new tires on my back.
And then I got, you know, just a strut replaced.
So.
Can you do that on your car?
What?
You can do just two new tires.
It's a Subaru.
Because I got, I literally got tires like a couple of months ago.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So I just, I just replaced two identical tires to the rest of them.
Right.
And then from, from what I had, like it wasn't the front tires weren't fucked up enough to
the point where I need like, you know, to replace everything.
So I just got my two back ones replaced.
But yeah, I got new tires.
I got, you know, my alignment refixed and then all I need to do is my fucking oil.
But it's been fucking too cold and fucking rainy and snowy to do shit.
But a couple, a couple of good days are coming up soon.
So I'm going to probably do good days are coming.
Episode 100 is coming.
Yeah.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't know if I want to turn it into a fucking roast.
It's going to be, it's going to be a great time, Dan.
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Alley Mac's probably not going to be there.
I'll roast the alley Mac.
He's not going to be.
Yeah.
I know.
You, you'll fucking, you can roast me.
You can roast alley back.
You roast fucking Tyler.
I don't like roasting people, dude.
It's not my style.
I love getting roasted.
I don't, I don't like it.
No, no.
Damn.
I wrote some good jokes about you.
You do that about you, dad.
That's fine.
I don't care.
I just don't want to do the roasting.
Why not?
That's fun.
That's one of the fun parts.
I don't like cause dude, I don't know.
It's mostly everybody.
We'll give Dan like, like a very short segment where he can just be like,
you can do like a fun roast.
You can be like, you're so fucking gay that you suck cock, but some stupid shit like that.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Yeah.
Alley Mac is fucking.
It's, it's like not, it's not the whole episode.
It's just a coming to the episode 100.
Yeah.
Huh?
I like my name coming to episode 100.
If he doesn't come to episode 100, he's a part-time guest.
He is.
Kyle has replaced him.
Yeah.
Uh, gentlemen, it's been too long.
Let's get to a fucking game.
Oh yeah, baby.
Do I want some of this?
I don't want this today.
Yeah, I'll tell you why I don't want that today.
You got to turn that on.
But the fuck's.
Oh, holy fuck.
I would say it's not some, I forgot how fucking good that was.
I was going to take some B1, but my dopamine is already through the roof today.
Oh, I got a second hit in the air.
Oh, welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm Alex Trebek.
We're here with your 29 times winner Tyler.
So I just, should I throw the game and win our, our, our.
He's going for his 30th win.
Should I win my 30th on the 100th episode?
Is that what I should do?
I should throw this one.
Are you going to throw the game today?
I can throw the next two.
Don't fucking throw the game, bro.
That's some pussy shit.
13 times.
That's better than fucking Buck Angel.
13 time winner Dan the vitamin man.
Oh yeah.
Let's go folks.
Country categories today.
We got what am I made of colorful bands belly up the classic algebra, bro.
Sir.
Yes, sir.
Fairy tales and sports measurements.
Tyler one last time.
What's color colorful bands for 200.
This band's debut album songs about Jane was released in 2002.
Wait, songs about Jane.
Yep.
That's not color.
That's all I need.
What year 2002?
Anyone.
Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on.
Songs about Jane.
I thought that was a fucking I thought that was a name band.
I'm not going to.
That's the name of the album.
No, I know.
I thought that the band that did it was named after a person's name.
It's called colorful bands.
What is yellow card?
Are you buzzing in?
No.
Okay.
I thought it was breaking Benjamin.
That would be Maroon five.
Oh, my God.
Oh, diary of Jane was breaking Benjamin.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Because I keep diary.
Fuck my fucking fucking.
Tyler's next one on that 400 most well known for the hit Smoke on the Water.
It's deep purple.
You know.
Oh, oh.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Tyler's 600.
This punk band's name is a reference to marijuana.
What is purple haze?
What is Green Day?
Oh, Green Day, Dan.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that either.
I don't know either.
I'm just guessing.
Dan's pick.
Same category.
800.
A seven nation army couldn't hold this.
It is a right.
Yes.
Baby.
Oh, right there.
God damn it.
I was right there.
You're going to fuck up the mic.
Dan's pick.
Same category.
1000.
This band were considered the pioneers of heavy metal.
Pioneers of heavy metal.
Yep.
No one.
Black Sabbath.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Black and white aren't colors, but OK.
Dan, you got what am I made of?
Belly up algebra.
Sir, yes, sir.
Fairy tales.
What am I made of?
What am I made of for 200?
One of these two metals that make up Earth's inner core.
One of two metals that make up Earth's inner core.
What is iron?
Iron.
Iron and nickel.
That's correct.
OK.
Oh, OK.
Belly up algebra.
Sir, yes, sir.
Fairy tales.
Sports measurements.
I'll do sir, yes, sir, just to figure out what the fuck that is.
For 200.
This 1976 Olympic gold medalist might be offended if he called her sir.
What is Bruce Jenner?
Fuck.
Or do you want to do the other one?
Caitlyn Jenner.
Either one.
God damn it.
I got one.
Like, I got Mike, do you want Bruce Jenner or do you want Caitlyn?
Mike.
Tyler Speck.
Are these sirs?
400.
Instead of sir, contestants address Gordon Ramsay as this on series Hell's Kitchen.
What is chef?
Chef.
Yes, chef.
Sorry, chef.
Tyler Speck.
What are you?
I'm an Indian sandwich.
I'll continue on that one.
600.
John Voight played this funny named camp counselor in the film Holes.
Oh, fuck.
What was his fucking name?
Can Tyler pull it off?
No.
Nope.
That'd be Mr. Sir.
Fuck.
God damn it.
All right, I'll finish.
We'll do it again.
800.
This 1977 hit song by Stevie Wonder was a tribute to jazz musician Duke Ellington.
I don't know.
I only know one Stevie Wonder song.
That'd be Sir Duke.
Whatever.
We'll finish that one.
1000.
Sir Elton John was knighted by this monarch in 1998.
Queen Elizabeth.
More specific.
Queen Elizabeth of England, the second.
Yes.
Tyler, you got one of my.
Asshole.
You got one of my.
Well, I mean, Queen Elizabeth, the first.
I don't know.
You got one of my made of belly up algebra fairy tales, sports measurements, sports
measurements for 200 height of the rim and standard basketball game.
What is 13 feet?
No.
My wrong answer is not working.
I don't fucking know.
Just skip this one.
No.
That'd be 10 feet.
Damn it.
It's 10 feet.
Tyler's play.
400.
Distance from the 50 yard line to a team's own field goal post in American football.
What is 60 yards?
60 yards.
All right, I'm ahead out.
The end zone is 10 yards.
Tyler's fake.
600.
A standard marathon is this many miles.
26.2.
No.
Six point.
No.
What?
26.2.
Wait, what did you say?
26.2.
Oh, I thought you said 6.2.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
He said 26.
26.2.
Correct.
Yes.
Damn, it's big.
What am I made of, bro?
400.
For 400.
Diamonds or graphite?
One is carbon.
What's the other category?
Belly up.
Algebra, bro.
Fairy tale sports measurement.
What's fairy tales?
Fairy tales for 200.
The story is about a colonial man who went to sleep for 20 years.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Damn, it's big.
What am I made of?
I'm made of her 600.
The two main components of Earth's atmosphere.
What is nitrogen and oxygen?
Oh, pull it off.
Yeah, Daniel.
I thought you were going to say hydrogen.
Damn, it's big.
Same category.
What am I made of?
For 800.
The Statue of Liberty.
Copper.
God damn it.
Copper.
You buzzed it faster.
Daniel's big.
Same category.
1000.
Tums or chalk?
Oh, what is calcium carbonate?
Oh, my God.
The vitamin man.
The vitamin man strokes again.
Dan, you got belly up.
Algebra, fairy tale sports measurements.
Belly up.
200.
This restaurant chain filed for bankruptcy in 2024 after a failed.
What is Hooters?
No.
Filed for bankruptcy in 2024 after a failed endless shrimp deal.
Oh, fuck.
What is Red Lobster?
Yes.
Dude, there's no Red Lobsters anymore?
No, they have like they have like they they they close.
They didn't go out of business.
They close a lot.
Like there's like less 90% less Red Lobsters now.
Uh, Tyler's big.
Uh, fairy tales.
Fairy tales for 400.
Tyler's got 2400.
Dan's got 4400.
I get true daily double.
True daily double.
Uh, for the true daily double, the third pig builds his house out of this material
and the three little pigs.
Brick.
Bricks.
That's correct.
Wow, dude.
What is it?
It was straw.
Tyler comes back.
It was straw sticks.
Brick.
Of course, he would know that.
Tyler's big.
Fairy tales.
For 600.
The title of this 2020 horror film based on the classic children's story about two
kids lost in the woods was.
No.
Oh, shit.
The title of this 2020 horror film based on the classic children's story about two
kids lost in the woods was reversed.
What's Gretel and Hansel?
Yes.
That's stupid as fuck.
Tyler's big.
Fairy tales.
For 800.
The protagonist in the story beats many tiny friends all named after a different personality
trait.
What is Snow White?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Fucking fairy tales.
Fucking me off right now.
For a thousand.
This collection of fairy tales features a story where a serpent and tree of the knowledge
of good and evil.
What is the Bible?
That's not a fucking fairy tale.
Well, it actually is.
It's such a dick thing.
Fuck you.
Tyler got belly up algebra and sports measurements.
Let's do sports measurements.
For 800.
Distance to run around all the bases in the MLB.
I don't fucking know.
There's an Ali mad question.
360 feet.
Really?
I was going to say 450.
I guess.
Is there any more in that?
Yeah.
One thousand.
This Houston Rockets player measured seven feet, six inches.
The tallest player in the NBA at the time.
It's Yao Ming.
Yes.
Fuck.
Damn Daniel.
The only tall Asian man.
Tyler, you got belly up and algebra.
I'll do it.
Bally up.
400.
Spokesman Guy Fieri would call this American restaurant a dive after it filed for bankruptcy
in 2024.
It's Guy Fieri's flavor town.
Nope.
No.
Wait, that's it?
Just he would call it a dive?
Spokesman Guy Fieri would call this American restaurant a dive after it filed for bankruptcy
in 2024.
It was Friday's TGI Fridays.
That doesn't have anything to do with fucking Guy Fieri.
Yeah.
He's the spokesperson for Friday.
He also owns Guy's flavor town.
But that didn't go bankrupt though.
It did go bankrupt twice.
Yes.
Tyler's pick.
Fucking whatever.
Continue that one.
Belly up.
Whatever.
This sucks.
For 600.
Tyler got 7200.
Dan's got 44,400.
Another 1,000.
This ghostly airline company went belly up last November.
Spirit Airlines.
Yes.
Fucking nerd.
Tyler got a thousand for that one.
Belly up.
Belly up for 800.
There's only one of these entertainment stores left in the world located in Bend, Oregon.
Yes.
There's a blockbuster?
Yeah, there's one left.
There's a single one left.
Are you kidding me?
It's in Oregon.
Yeah.
There's a single blockbuster.
Why?
Because they wanted to keep it open for nostalgia stays.
They're assholes.
So somebody still owns the fucking company.
Yeah, so people can't like, you know, like when like something's like not in service
for like X amount of years, you can start using it as public domain, I think.
So you can go in and rent VHSs.
You can go and rent VHSs, Blu-rays and DVDs.
That's kind of fucking cool, actually.
We should have went there for a hundredth episode.
Right.
Tyler's back.
Is there any more in that?
Yeah, 1,000.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Both Santa and kids everywhere were saddened to see the store file for bankruptcy.
What is Toys R Us?
Christmas Tree Store.
What is Toys R Us?
Fuck.
Yes, Toys R Us, Daniel.
Dan, you got algebra, bro.
Fucking algebra.
God damn it.
OK.
200.
A letter such as X or Y is known as this in algebra, bro.
What is a variable, bro?
Yes, bro.
You can sweep this category, Dan.
No, I can't, dude.
You can.
I'm fucking retarded.
You can sweep this.
I can't.
Dan's pick for 400.
You got 5,600.
Tyler's got 8,000.
5,600.
It's algebra.
Man, that sucks.
That sucks.
Hold on.
Let me think.
What do I want to do?
A daunting decision for Dan on today's episode.
Well, I think I'm fucked either way.
It's algebra, though.
So I'm only going to do this.
This is this would actually.
How many questions are left?
Like three.
Three questions left.
True daily double, dude.
Oh, my God.
True daily double.
This is the smallest number divisible by both six and eight, bro.
Do I have infinite time?
Yes.
You have infinite time, Daniel.
The smallest.
You have eternity according to Tyler.
OK, so the smallest number divisible by both six and eight.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on a sec.
It would be six times eight, which would be forty eight.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on.
Now, let me think about that.
Hold on.
No, I don't think that's true.
I just made that up.
Twenty four.
Final.
What is twenty four, bro?
What is twenty four?
That's correct.
True daily double, Daniel.
Where did you get forty eight from?
Oh, because I did six times eight because that would definitely be divisible by
eleven thousand two hundred dollars.
Oh, baby, it feels good.
But Tyler's still in the race.
We got algebra for six hundred.
The square root of two squared plus two, bro.
This was a question.
No, it wasn't.
The square root of the square root of two squared plus two.
What is three, bro?
No, three.
What's three?
Square root.
No, no one before.
Oh, fuck.
The square root of ten square root of two squared is two plus two is four.
Two times two.
All right.
What is two squared?
This brings me such joy.
You guys not knowing sixth grade fucking algebra.
What is two squared?
Joy in my life.
What is two squared?
No, it's the square root of two squared because two squared is four and a square root.
But if you do the square root of something squared is just itself.
OK, but you have to in order to like if it was an equation,
wouldn't you first have to figure out two squared?
Right.
I feel two squared is four.
Is four.
Square root of four is two.
I failed geometry twice, so I did four plus two.
No, two plus two.
How did you get three though?
I was the three in that because I did two squared, which is four plus two.
No, the square root of that.
The square.
No, not six and the square root of that is three.
Right.
I don't know.
It's the square root of two square.
No, no, no square root of that would be.
OK, no matter.
Yeah, you just did anyway.
800, 800, the father of algebra who shares his name with a historical religious figure.
What's Martin Luther?
No.
The father of algebra.
Yep.
He shares his name with a historical religious figure.
Hold on a sec.
He's Greek.
Right.
Is he?
I think he is.
Does it begin with an A?
You can't ask me.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on.
Don't do it.
Is this the last question?
No.
The father of algebra.
Hold on a sec.
He was a vegetarian.
How do you know that?
He was.
He was a stoic too.
Beans with an A, I think.
How was it?
Gibranus?
No, and he had a oh, oh, oh, Pythagorean.
No, don't say that.
I'm not going to buzz in.
I can't buzz in because it's not always just for your time.
That would be Mohammed Al-Khura.
He's not the father of math.
No, that's father of his name is Mohammed.
That's bullshit.
It was Pythagorean.
Pythagorean.
No, Pythagoras was geometry.
That Pythagoras was geometry.
Fucking math.
Same shit.
He was the father.
This is algebra, bro.
Final question for a thousand.
It's the value for X in the equation three X plus seven equals sixteen.
Three X plus seven equals sixteen.
What is three, bro?
Three, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, Daniel.
Three times seven is.
It's still a close game.
We got three is nine plus seven.
Oh, yeah, we got Dan's got eleven thousand six hundred times got seventy two hundred.
I'm already telling you I'm betting it all.
But what's Daniel in a bit?
What is Dan willing to bet?
Do I have to do I have to put in?
I'll put it in.
I'm going to fucking the thing here.
Where are you fucking?
I don't know.
You're going to buy that jersey for when we go.
Maybe.
Dan, you got to get a miracle on ice jersey because me and Ali Macker are bringing ours
and Kyle definitely has one.
You needed a USA team because he's going to wear the fucking Soviet one.
I'll wear a hockey jersey, but we'll see.
Fucking slap shot jersey.
We should go to we should just cross the border into Canada.
Do you have a passport?
You said you do.
I just got my new passport.
Yeah, we should just fucking go over the border from fucking Lake Placid.
That is like two hours.
Oh, it's still even the border.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck that.
All right.
Let me see.
Dude, you can get you can get a lake.
You can get a miracle on ice jersey for this question would piss off.
All right.
Tyler's the Tyler's behind a little bit.
We'll let him pick the category.
One of these questions is going to piss them off royally.
Do you want geography or American history?
American history.
That's bullshit.
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm from hey, listen, you got this.
Hey, sometimes when you're behind, you get some good things going your way.
We're going to America.
That's fine.
What did Dan bet?
Did you text me?
I don't know what I'm going to do yet.
But yeah, you can you can get a miracle on ice jersey for like fucking 30 bucks on Amazon.
You get a Jim Craig jersey.
If Peepus goes, we got to get him a Jim Craig jersey because he looks exactly like the actor.
And deciding whether to play it safe or go for the gold or I mean, you could just bet like 3500.
But then if Tyler gets it.
Yeah.
So if I bet 3500.
Well, 4000 actually.
Yeah.
4400 you have.
Doesn't this actor look exactly like fucking Sean a little bit?
Yeah.
Look at him.
All right.
So if he goes, we got to get him a Jim Craig jersey.
So if I play it safe, I'm banking on a tattoo.
If I play it safe, I'm banking on Tyler, not knowing.
Yeah.
And if I do 4000, that's for that puts me at 15000.
All right.
You're 4400 ahead.
Yeah.
What's how much do I have total?
11600.
Okay.
So that puts me on 15, six.
So if he bets it all, then he would be a 14, 14, four.
Okay.
I'm telling them all my secrets here.
You got to do the math.
Are you going to fucking go for a kill shot?
I kind of want to alley Mac and flip a coin.
Damn.
Hurry dead.
The shit.
Are we dead?
We got a coin here somewhere.
I don't know if there's any coins in the slur jar.
Fuck.
We got AI though.
Ask chat GPT.
We'll have to chat with GPT.
All right.
So heads, I'm betting it all.
Yeah.
Because look at the fucking CCP Jersey that he can get.
Oh, that's pretty sweet.
All right.
Heads, I'm betting it all.
And then tails.
I'm doing 4400.
You're going to go for a kill shot?
3500 heads is all tails is.
Hey, listen, I don't care if I lose because I want to get the 30th way.
So what do you do episode heads?
I'm doing it all.
Oh, it was heads.
I'm doing it all.
All betting it all.
All right.
Here's the question.
This is the number of Republicans peering on Mount Rushmore.
Okay.
The number of Republicans appearing on Mount Rushmore.
Dude, I honestly, it's been so long.
I forgot who's on it.
You forgot who's on that Rushmore.
I really, really going to do this again.
Ali Mack.
All right.
George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson.
Who's who?
I already put my answer in, so I'm going to look up the answer because I think I know it.
Who would you say was on Mount Rushmore, Dad?
It was George Washington.
Yeah.
Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson.
So think about which one of the Republicans, George Washington, is a Republican.
No way.
Really?
All right.
Can you do me a favor, Casey?
Yeah.
Can you ask Chad GPT to pick a number one through four?
Is this really how we're going to go down?
Yeah.
Oh, no way.
Really?
No shit.
That was fucking.
That's a wild statement.
I didn't know that.
I can't do you dirty like this.
Daniel, you're going to have to work it out for yourself.
George Washington.
All right.
Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, which ones are Republicans?
Fuck, man.
Fuck.
I'm going to say three.
You can narrow it down.
You're going to say three.
All right.
I already put my answer in.
Whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
This is fucking.
I don't care.
Dan says three, he bet it all on zero.
Tyler says two.
That's correct.
Because George Washington was unaffiliated.
Tyler, 14,000.
You win.
George Washington was unaffiliated and Jefferson or Lincoln.
No, no.
That was dope.
Actually, I respect that one.
That was good.
Jefferson was a Democratic Republican.
The Republicans were Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.
And then a Democratic Republican.
Chad, you fucked me.
Thomas Jefferson was Democrat Republican.
George Washington was independent.
I thought he was unaffiliated.
Yeah, independent.
Wait, so who were the two Republicans?
Teddy Roosevelt and Abe Lincoln.
I knew those two were, and I'm like, I don't think that the Republican Party was called.
The Republicans party back in the Congress of Jefferson.
And then I'm like, and then my thought process was like, and George Washington was unaffiliated.
So I'm like, let's get a vote.
Almost had that one.
Almost fucking had it.
No, that's dirty, motherfucker.
For ECU.
Dirty.
Tyler's 30th win.
Is that the golden win?
Is that a golden win?
Who's the golden win?
50.
When you get to 50.
When I get to 50, that's a golden win?
That's like, there's going to be some money involved.
There's going to be some money involved on the hundred episode.
Actually, why is that?
Yeah, because it's a hundred wins gets a slur jar.
Right.
No, get that fake money.
Just make sure, make sure you don't try to fucking spend it.
It would be fucking funny if somebody tried to spend my fucking a hundred dollar bill
that was motion picture use only fucking got arrested.
Then you'd have to explain that it's actually on the back of our head.
What's that?
We get a knee on the back of our head.
Yeah.
You know, I think that it would be a smart idea.
All right.
Starting from our hundredth episode, we can start getting Polaroid pictures of all
our Jeopardy winners and just putting them on the wall.
Okay.
So I know I'd be just you.
30 pictures of me on the wall.
And you can do each episode with the number being like, we got that.
How many games of Jeopardy have we played?
So I won.
Well, I actually number them.
I'm now on 52.
There's 52 games of Jeopardy and I've won 30.
Yeah.
I've won more than half.
Dan's won 13.
Ali Max won six.
I think that works out to about 51.
We, I thought we also had one winner that wasn't one of us.
Yeah.
It was like, uh, who won Jeopardy?
I think it was boat boy.
I think boat boy won.
Yeah.
I could picture him.
I think, I think, if he was here, I think he won once because he did it.
But I think he'd be a better contender for you, Tyler than the year.
So Dan, are you fucking afraid of ghosts?
Are you scared to investigate a haunted hotel?
Am I afraid of ghosts?
Like if some fucking ghost shit happens in the hotel when you're sleeping, are you going
to fucking freak out?
No, no, no.
So, so he had a, he had a cool idea that these, that these paranormal investigators did.
Yeah.
Um, where if he's going to ask questions that I'm going to have headphones on listening
to the spirit box, listening for voices.
So, and I can't hear the questions that he's asking because I'm wearing headphones listening
to the spirit box, which is pretty loud.
So, and then when he asked a question, and if I hear a voice come through, I'll be like,
well, like he could say, like, like he's asking a question and I just go, and I'm wearing
headphones and I just go purple.
And it'd be like, if he asked like a question, like what's your favorite color type?
And I said purple that kind of like code coincides, like what, what we were talking about.
Or if I say like, when were you born?
And I was like 1929.
Or, or you could say when you were, when were you born?
And I say like lemons.
It'd be like that.
They don't connect like at all type thing, but he can't hear the voices that I can hear
through the box and I can't hear the questions that he's, he's listening to.
But the SS method.
And I can, and we can put the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the
and I can, and we can plug it into a computer.
So when like we, we layer them together, they can hear both going on.
So it's like.
Right, right.
So you guys don't like contaminate contaminate each other.
So I can just sit there and like, I'll always be sitting there with my headphones on
listening to the box and he'll be asking questions and every time I hear a voice, I'll be like,
Ah, yes, I hear, I hear the word, yes.
Like, and he, and he might not even be a yes or no question.
We can go back and he'll be like, okay, I'll be like,
Murder.
I hear the word murder.
Like if like he asked like a question, how did you die?
How did you die?
But I'm not listening because I'm hearing that.
I just hear murder.
Like murder.
And then it just keeps going back and forth type thing.
Damn.
Do people do this and it works?
Yeah, it works.
Yeah, I got it from that one YouTube channel, Sam and Coby.
And then we can do a group spirit box session where we can
all listen in and try to hear things like happen.
And I have an EMF reader where it goes from green to red,
wherever like the voltage or whatever the electrical thing.
I think the coolest thing in ghost hunting is the fucking
EVPs where you can actually like hear the spirits voice.
Yeah, they're creepy.
So my favorite my favorite fake one.
I got to I got to pull this up.
It's fucking hysterical every time I hear it.
It's it's one of the fakest EVPs I've ever heard, but it
makes me die every time.
That's fucking crazy because you're like, who's fucking
talking, bro?
Like that's not like a person that's a fucking spirit that's
talking to you.
Listen to this.
This is one of the funniest fucking this is one of the
funniest like like fake EVPs I've ever heard.
I have the body of a pig.
Oh, that sounds retarded.
Hold on.
There's a.
I got to go back.
What did it say?
Listen.
And then they did it with.
What do you think it said?
I have no idea.
I have the body of a pig.
What is that from?
It's from some random like ghost hunting video from like
two thousand three and it two thousand.
It was sixteen years ago.
So how long ago was that April two thousand eight, but are
we going to summon some fucking demons?
We're not going to summon anything, dude.
I have a book of Solomon though that you can.
I feel like whatever that is.
I don't know what that is, but it sounds like some
fucking dark shit.
It's something you don't want to fuck with.
Book of Solomon.
Yeah, it sounds like some dark arts.
You know who Solomon is from the Bible.
Yes, King Solomon, King Solomon.
Yeah, it's his book.
He it's the keys of Solomon.
He has the lesser the major and the books of Solomon and
I have all three of them.
But the lesser key is about demons and how to summon
slash banish them.
The major key is about how to summon and summon and have
angels protect you and the book of Solomon's is just like
his memoirs. I feel like this is made up.
No, it's it's legit like they've had like whole things
on it and like it's pretty whole things.
It's a whole thing.
No, but like it has like like detailed like things on
how to like like summon slash like depart demons.
Now, why is it like major and minor major is for angels
miners for demons like it's like kind of like how angels
are higher than demons on like a celestial hierarchy type
thing. But like the lesser key of Solomon is is about
demons and you know, they cool like the dark stuff.
The major key is basically so in that story, I don't know
if you guys need to get home soon.
I'll make a quick one.
I know it's 1216 but I'm already home.
I need to go to the gym, but like I'll do a quick one.
I don't I don't mind staying for a little bit just to
talk about this because it's interesting.
So but Dan Dan's more interested in this than you are.
So whatever but so in the books of Solomon, it's basically
an extension of the books of Solomon were in the Catholic
Bible before they were taken out because they said humans
shouldn't know about what this is.
So it was actually a book in the Bible before it got taken
out. So the Catholic Bible actually had three more extra
books than the ones that we have now, which was Solomon Enoch
and something else, but it used to be in the Bible, but
it got taken out because they're like we shouldn't be
telling people how to summon and banish demons and shit
because that's not really a thing that most people should
know. So that's why I'm like it's more legit than than
other things.
But so apparently every demon could it list every demon
by name their weaknesses their strengths and how to summon
them and how to and how to banish them.
Dude, this sounds like some fucking magic card shit.
I love magic to gathering.
I don't know if you ever play like if you if you play I'll
bring a magic.
I'll bring my magic deck and we can play at you never
played magic.
No, it's really fun.
Anyways, but like it has like like it's not like a like
a like a fucking Excel sheet of fucking demons and shit.
It just like has like this demon and then this demon like
each demon has like a couple pages about it.
But basically back in the in Solomon's time God gave
Solomon a ring that can control any demon like if like
he could summon a demon and then bend it to his will
because he had this the ring of Solomon.
It's been lost to time and whatever but people say the
Vatican has it currently though, but the ring of Solomon
let him control demons like he would summon a demon talk
to it basically like bend its will to be like what's your
name?
What's your weakness?
How do I summon you and how do I banish you type thing and
he'd ask he summoned every demon that he could to fucking
be like, how do I fucking put you back where you belong
type thing?
But the more demons that he interviewed like pretty much
interviewed he's the more he was like so every demon has
a torturing angel.
So if you know the demon and you know the angel that
tortures it you can have that angel torture that demon
and send it back to hell.
It sounds like there's a lot of fucking rules that are like
not like the way anything else works in the Bible.
They got demons have rules and so do angels because I
explained to me the concept of eternity like how does your
soul last for eternity with just nothing, you know stopping
it.
How does time how is time eternal times always been
eternal?
How the fuck do you want me to explain that?
Like eternity is forever.
Once you get sick of existing after so early.
So if you look in the Bible, it says that heaven is the
land of milk and honey type thing and basically there's no
suffering.
There's no pain.
There's no anything in heaven.
There's only like the best feelings that you could possibly
ever have and the suffering and pain comes along with boredom.
So basically when you get to heaven that suffering and pain
is gone.
So you're no longer bored or anything like you're just you're
happy. You're living you're perfect.
So there's several different there's several different get
down with that.
So there's there's several different interpretations of
heaven something.
It's like a actual place in the clouds with angels flying
around and you know shit like that.
I feel like heaven for personally.
I feel like heavens more of a personal thing for each person
that goes to heaven like God makes a specific place in
heaven for you and then has like say I die and I'm like
when I go to heaven, I'm going to miss my family.
I'm going to miss my like I'm going to miss my kids.
I'm going to miss my mom and dad.
If I go to heaven, I'll be able to spend my life just or my
my eternity in a perfect place.
Perfect temperature perfect house fucking abundant like food
that I love that I'll never get bored of and I can watch like
TV or something like, you know everything that I ever wanted
right there.
And then if I want to see like say my dad dies before me
because that's what it should happen.
I don't want it. You know, you never want your parents to die
and stuff but like my dad dies before me and I'm like, I
really miss my dad.
I don't want to go see my dad.
You can I feel like in some and a lot of interpretations.
It's like everybody has their own personal heaven, but you
can go and visit your family members and people that you
that you had like relationships with your whole life and stuff
and you can kind of go talk to them and like everybody.
This is one thing that they said everybody in heaven is their
peak like age that they were like if you if your peak age
was like 27, let's say like my peak age is currently like
let's say if when I die if I die like, you know 80 like my
body and like everything that I have like a physical representation
of as my soul is still 27 years old.
So everybody is that age.
But when you go to heaven and you talk to like say I want
to talk to my grandmother who died when she was like 80
something or 90 something I'll see her as I remember her
in like how I remember her peak form like I remember her
when she was like 80 and like, you know make like knitting
on the couch and stuff.
She'll see me is how she saw me like in my like in the way
that I saw perfectly.
So she'll see me probably as like, you know, a little seven
year old running around like type thing, but you can like
have like conversations with the people that you you you
love throughout your entire life and then you can go back
to your heaven or you can hang out in their like little
section of heaven and like everybody I feel like has their
own little section of heaven that they have that was made
by God specifically for them.
Yeah, that's a cool concept. But don't you think that like
part of like the joy of life is overcoming challenges, but
that's what you have to have some challenges and but like
that's the thing that that that heaven seems like such a
reward for you because you spent God says that this life
will be hard.
This life is going to be suffering throughout everything
like you're going to suffer through life.
You're going to you're going to overcome struggles.
You're going to have to go through struggles.
You're going to fail.
You're going to be miserable.
You're going to be depressed.
Sometimes you're going to have to go through hell.
You're going to feel pain.
You're going to feel suffering.
You're going to feel depressed.
You're going to feel, you know, all this awful negative
emotions, but going through that and surviving and and still
trying to be a good person and still keeping the faith
throughout all that your reward is never having to experience
any of that ever again.
You're only going to experience the good things and when
you're in heaven, you won't even have those feelings at
all like those feelings will be foreign to you because they're
so they're just gone.
Like your your feelings of pain never like your let's say
you get your hand cut off and you go to heaven.
You get your hand back like type thing like it's just like
you're you're it's like the purest form of joy that you
can possibly have and that's for eternity.
That's what heaven supposed to be.
So and then you can, you know, talk to like, you know,
angels and saints and God if you want to like all that
stuff, but like you have your own little personal section
of heaven.
That's just for you.
You don't have to deal with the negative human emotions that
come with like life in general.
Yeah, you just it's it's it the land of milk and honey was
was described that way because that was considered like the
peak of what what it was back in specifically like the
Judea like the like the Israelites time like when they
were going to the thing they were always searching for the
land of milk and honey because if you have a land of milk
and honey, there's you you're perfect.
You have everything that you need at that point like that's
like your your your peak thing.
So their peak thing my their peak heaven might be there
literally a land of milk and honey.
They don't have to worry about being in a desert for fucking
40 years.
They can just eat when they want to they can drink when they
want to they can you know do that but I think it's a good
idea and it makes sense.
I just I don't know how you could prove that that's real or
how we know that you know, well, there's been a lot of
circumstances where people had like near-death experiences
or they did flatline and they came back and they did a study
on it and people specifically did they did exams on people
who came back like from like death and they they did it at
certain high.
I think it was a hospital in England, but they wrote words
on top of like the the medical lights that like you you
wouldn't be able to even fucking notice like looking up
at it.
You can only see if you're floating above it looking down
and they asked the patients and stuff that came back.
They're like, did you see a word on top of that and they
say the exact word that was on top of the thing as they as
they're going up and almost every single person that's
shows up my spine.
Yeah, I've dude.
I've listened to whole like like two hour long podcast on
this shit.
Yeah, and people talking about how like this one doctor like
was researching it and dude by the end of it this podcast.
I was just like, oh that shit's fucking real.
Yeah, dude, then like almost every person they interviewed
they had they there was a person that was that was there
like they said they floated up almost every single person
floated up and they met a person they said person doesn't
look threatening isn't like but they're like you don't know
him but you feel like you know them type thing like it's
like it's like a thing where you're like, I know this person
type thing but it's not like a threatening like or anything.
It's just like I know I know you from somewhere and then
it's like all right and they like hey come along.
I got we got some places to go just follow me and they
follow you and then they get to like a place and like this
happened to a bunch of people.
They said that person was different for each person though.
So the person comes along kind of like guides them along
and like and the Christian and Catholic form of death
you're you're you're guided to heaven by an angel of death
that kind of is like and that's kind of what I'm gathering
from like these people talking to this person that you kind
of feel like, you know, but you don't I feel like that's
an angel of death being like come on like in like like for
Christians and Catholics and you know that death isn't
a isn't supposed to be a scary thing like death going to
come along and be like hey, hey you died.
You're going to you're going to come with it.
We're going to come with me.
We're going to we're going to go talk to God real quick.
And then after that we'll see where we're going after that,
right?
But you can accept that as like even as an atheist but
you can accept death as not a scary fucking scary thing.
But like like the whole thing with that though, it gets
even crazier towards the end of these stories because like
almost and they interviewed so many people I got I got to
find the thing on it, but it's fucking nuts because almost
every single person felt like this this overwhelming feeling
of like being loved by something or being loved by
someone and they go and they follow this this person they
open up a door and you're in like the semi white void.
They said it's kind of like a room, but it's like a very
bright like white room and every person had a different
version of this.
Some people said they had a TV that popped up and a voice
that came in in this goes you will now be judged and then
they're like and like people get like scared, but then they
feel like a hand like kind of like grab their shoulder and
be like this isn't going to go the way you think it's going
to go type thing like he's goes you're going to be judged.
But this and it shows you basically like and all these
people said it shows you like a highlight reel of your life
whether it's a TV or like a movie screen or like you look
through like someone's glasses or something like they
say you look through like a TV screen or like whatever and
like you see the highlights of your life everything that
you did like that you saw that you thought was beautiful.
That was great every every like every sports game that
you want every like your first kiss like like your kids
all that they said they saw all this and they said it
happened so fast, but it felt like you were reliving all
those memories all those good memories and it fills you
with all this and they go that's how you saw you and then
he said a lot of people it wasn't everybody but they said
almost everybody he goes now look at you through my eyes
and then they see he then he see like a big hand point to
a giant pair like glasses and like the person's like I
can't put those glasses on their fucking gigantic type
thing and God's and I see it as God and God goes put on
my glasses and you can see how I saw you throughout your
life.
This is your judgment.
So they go over and the more closer they get to the
glasses the smaller they get and they eventually put
fit perfectly on your face to when you get closer to them.
This is this is just what they the people who died said
that that they that when they came back they did that
and they put on the glasses and then it shows all the
good things that you did like all the good things that
like even that you don't even remember that you don't
even think like all the people that you helped all the
people that like you went out of your way to do this
and he just goes I love all of my children.
I love all of my children and this is what this is and
you had faith you did this and I welcome you in but he
just goes but and then they're like you can open up
this door, but then he feel you feel like kind of holds
you back and he just goes if you do know and they kind
of did like it.
You do know if you look at me, there's no turning back.
You'll never go back.
He just goes this he just goes you can go back because
you're not completely dead yet.
He's like you can go back.
But if you turn around and look at me no one can see
God and go back to Earth.
And then like a lot of people are like I can go back
and he's like you'll I will still love you.
You'll still have this will have this conversation again.
But if you don't want to be your time, you doesn't have
to be your time right now.
And then these people said I'm going to go back and he
just goes go and do my work and we'll see each other
again and then they get sent back down and they wake
up and then the doctors ask him all these questions
and they're like that's and like these people became
like devoutly like religious like did like all the
stuff.
There's one person though that they interviewed.
He was an atheist from Russia.
He was a he was a like a professor or something that
was like very like not just like an atheist but like
a super atheist like there is absolutely no God.
I denounce it all that shit when he died.
He went to a black room with two people with robes
over their head.
And he said that when they when like the two people
came along he didn't feel like a warm like welcoming
thing.
It was like utter dread and then they said it's time
to go down now.
So and then he felt like them being pulled and all
he saw was was was people.
He said there wasn't fire.
It wasn't anything like that.
But he said it was a bunch of naked people laying on
the ground reaching up for him being like this and
then he felt a hand like a big hand grab him and he
just goes this is your fate.
If you don't turn your life around and he just goes
he just goes you can denounce your your atheism
and come to me or this is this is your fate and he
just goes I'm giving you a chance here like it's not
verbatim what he said but he's basically said I'm
giving you another chance go back and turn your life
around type thing and then he just goes he just goes
or we can let you go and this is what you'll be for
eternity.
So he just goes you have a second chance.
Do you want to take it or is this where you want to
be for eternity and they're like the guys like I want
to go back then he came back and became a devout he
became a priest I think.
But do you know how much DMT is released in your
brain when you die?
How do you know that is not a result of that?
How come is it so similar for everybody?
Because you're you're thinking about your life and
everything that you did wrong and everything that
you want to accomplish you're thinking that oh I
want to have an afterlife.
So I have to find a way to explain it in my head and
you have all this fucking DMT being released in
your brain.
It's like why how can you not see that like that's
part of the equation like that fucking hallucinogenic
drug.
So you think that the hallucinogenic DMT that's in
the back here like it's the spine like right here
right like somewhere.
I think it could be possible.
I think it could explain some things but how would
that explain the people that came back that were
able to like read the words that are on top of like
the the lights and stuff and like all that there's
there's something to that.
There just is there's I think there's something more
to it.
Do you think Casey?
I just want to say it's religious either but Casey
I'm just going to ask you do you when you die?
Do you think it's over?
Do you think everything's over?
Do you think that like you just you just fade to
nothing or do you think that there is something
after we die?
I think there's no way to know that actually.
I don't think you can specifically I'm not asking
you for a scientific dissertation on it.
I'm asking you do you personally think that there
is something after we die?
I think there may be because I believe in ghosts.
I think there may be something after you die.
I think that your fucking spirit might stick around
the spirit in a certain way.
So that's the thing that confuses me about you if
you believe that there's ghosts that can be around
right?
If you believe that there's ghosts and that means
that you believe that there's a soul.
Well, I don't know that for sure.
That's why I like ghost hunting because I want to see
you know, if there's actual evidence of life after
death.
I haven't actually seen it, but I'm interested in
the fact that I can see it.
Okay.
What would it take for you to say that there's an
afterlife 100%?
What would what would be something that you saw
with your own eyes or heard with your own eyes that
would convince you that there is a life after this
one?
Like if we like when ghost hunting and I saw like
a ghost that was like, yeah, there's fucking something
after this.
I saw like actual proof of ghosts.
Okay, I would believe that there was something after
death or something stick around after death.
So Dan, what do you think?
Do you think that there is a life after this one?
Do you think there's a like that could be reincarnation
could be going to heaven could be something could be
just becoming a ghost.
Do you think that there is a a thing that happens
after we die or do you think that just fades out?
I think that I think one can die happy if there is
no one to die by the time death catches up with them.
That was like that was very deep.
That was a quote of the podcast and I think that
we're all the universe playing hide-and-seek with
itself because if you were God, what else would you
do?
I think we are God and I think we're all part of the
same energy and we find that out when we die.
So there's a there's a theory where it kind of embarks
in reincarnation and also into a almost Christian
theology type thing, but also almost all the other
religions incorporate into this one theory.
I think it's an interesting theory.
I don't know how much I believe about this theory.
I just think that it's an interesting theory.
I don't necessarily believe it.
But there's a theory that in order to become that
we are in your in your terms.
We are all God.
But in order to become God you have to live every
life that ever existed on this planet.
Fuck that dude.
I don't want that shit.
I'm the same Asian guy for the 10 millionth time.
Fuck this.
In order to become God and become omnipotent every
time that you die that gets put into the God egg
for lack of a better term.
Like you're an incubating God at this point in the
terms of this.
Like I said, I don't necessarily believe it.
I think it's an interesting concept.
But when you die all the memories that this vessel
had like my my vessel before I became Dan or before
I became Casey and I lived all your lives every
single life that you live goes into the God egg
that happens and then or the God incubation that
happens and then once you end up living every
single life you've lived all the experience that
can happen.
So once you've lived all these experiences you've
experienced every single person's life on this
planet that you went through then the incubate your
God incubation turns into you turn into the God
actually and then you become God because you know
every experience that there is to have in life.
Yeah, I mean I don't necessarily I don't agree
with that one.
I just think that's an interesting.
I don't I don't feel I don't feel like that.
I mean that's interesting, but I don't feel like
that's what it's about.
Yeah, I don't either.
That's why I said I don't I don't necessarily
believe this one, but I just think that's an
interesting theory that some people have have come
to the the thing of so I believe I believe a lot
of what I said before right maybe maybe not that
I mean that we're all God more like the entire
energy of the universe is God right and we're part
of that like we're all part of the Big Bang right
like we're all part of this like this never-ending
energy and there is some intelligence to it right
because there's rules to our universe and when you
start to break them you start to see the universe
do weird things to like to be like oh gotta fix
that glitch.
Oh you didn't see that like that's like dark matter
how dark matter shouldn't exist and every time
that it does something fucking weird happens
around it.
Yeah, like that kind of stuff or like the what is
the one with the double sled experiment like that
or like the fucking like Schrodinger's cat or
Schrodinger's cat Schrodinger's I gotta be careful.
I was a little racial slayer but like like like the
large positron collider when like it made dark
matter everything broke down on it and they weren't
able to use it again.
It's like one of those things where it's like maybe
we shouldn't be fucking with dark matter type of
things.
Yeah, but like dark matter in itself theoretically
shouldn't exist because that's why it's dark matter
because it shouldn't exist and they made like the
God particle with that too and like I don't I didn't
research too far into the God particle, but I know
they made something that like I I I'll have to
research.
I'll come back next week and talk about that one.
But but I think that the whole thing of energy can
neither be created nor destroyed type thing and
specifically like the electricity that's in our in
our body that just keeps us going.
How the fuck did that get there and how the fuck
does it go?
It's potassium, potassium and sodium pump.
Yeah, but like help like it's like tell me you didn't
take anatomy and physiology without telling me how
just fuck with it.
But like how the fuck did that like become a thing
evolution?
Because where did it start?
Yeah, like it started with the need to make energy
and so but like even like single-celled organisms
have electricity in it.
It's really interesting like actually dude our
mitochondria are not part of the human genome.
What do you mean?
They're they're actually bacteria.
Yeah, they're their own organism.
Yeah.
Yeah, like human it's not part of you.
They have their own DNA separate from from our
DNA humans evolved to have a symbiotic relationship
with mitochondria right to incorporate with them.
Yeah.
So the things that produce energy are actually
single-celled bacteria that that morphed with humans
basically, right?
Am I saying that right?
Yeah, they provide the you know, the power to the
cells and they're not they're their own organism.
They're not the powerhouse of the cell.
It's fucking crazy.
If you're not part of the they don't have human DNA.
Yeah, what DNA is it then?
It's bacterial.
Yeah, but like we're like what bacteria like
mitochondria.
Yeah, I know it's mitochondria, but where did
mitochondria come from?
It evolved from other bacteria, but like it eventually
there's there's a start to everything.
Where did it start?
So it started in like when the ocean was fucking
hot all the all the organic molecules came together
and they eventually formed like the first cell or
bacteria.
Also, if you're thinking about that how many like
like you did like the thing with chat GPT like how
many coincidences had to fucking happen for humans
to be able to exist right like that's something that
kind of like that boggles my mind that people don't
like like think about like how much shit had to
happen.
Here's here's a really big one that I think people
don't think about at all is when you look up into
the sky.
The moon is the same size as the Sun.
Oh my God.
Here we go.
No, no, really.
What's so funny about this?
I I told you in the chat.
What right the moon is the same size as the Sun,
but that happens basically about six trillion times
but you said the chances of that are what one in
million.
No, no, it's like one in three hundred million right
one in five hundred million.
It's one in three hundred million.
So there's about you know, six trillion fucking
stars.
So the chances of that happening are actually but
how many of those stars actually have fucking human
right right but the one place that has humans right
the chain so the chances of the Sun and the moon
being the same size or one in five hundred million
on the same planet that also has humans.
It's like, okay, like if you put those two things
together, it's impossible.
It's not even it's like one in one in a million
trillion, you know, it's not even planets have we
discovered Casey a lot a lot.
We know covered a lot of plants.
How many planets have we actually looked at that
had actual life on them?
Right.
There's there's no other life that we found but the
universe is also fucking infinitely huge.
So there's like fucking that I thought there's like
ninety eight percent of the universe.
We haven't seen yet and that's why we're the only
ones here.
Ever see the planet that they that they think that
they discovered like artificial light sources on
like you ever see that like they like they were
doing like a satellite and like it went out of our
like galaxy not galaxy our local cluster and then
went to another cluster of things and they saw on a
planet it looked like there was artificial lights
on like the dark side of it.
Wow.
Maybe there's something to that.
Maybe there's just like a bunch of volcanoes or
something or but like when they looked at it,
they're like that's those are light sources.
But like, you know, if you look at if you look at
Earth from space and there's a bunch of volcanoes
going off, it would look like artificial light
sources.
So it could just be a planet.
That's just a bunch of volcanoes, but it's
something interesting to like think about like you
seen Google Earth and stuff when you like look at
Earth and you look at like, you know, America and
you can see like the big lights and in the little
little smaller lights where you know, you're like
that's all and also it's crazy when you when you
can see Earth from like that and like see all the
lights and all that shit that you like looking at
you're like every single one of those bright ass
lights is a fucking major city that's on a thing.
It's like no no, there's no other animal on this
planet that can make an artificial light source.
There's no other animal on this planet that can
make a fucking microphone.
There's no other like how we became humans like if
you figured if you thought that if intelligence
and and sentience and all that shit was such an
easy thing to or like such a such a common thing
that could happen like if that was all a common
thing you'd figure there'd be other speed like
deers would be able to talk and like deers would
be able to like make like fire and deers would be
like but here's what I'm saying.
There's a so you said there's a one in 100 million
chance of the moon or whatever the sun being close
to Earth.
So no no no no not that I'm saying that when you're
on Earth the moon and the sun appear to be the same
exact size right, but there's also the sky there's
there's about a sex tillian planets.
So there's 10 sextillion planets in the universe
bro.
There's fucking space pussy out there fucking fine.
So if it's a one in 100 million chance that means
there's one trillion planets that also have that
that's not true though because there's okay because
you're assuming that they have a moon.
Yeah, not all planets have moons.
Pluto doesn't have a moon actually Pluto does have
a moon, but it's almost the same size as Pluto.
I think that's hysterical.
So you're assuming a lot of things and the chances
are like it's like impossible.
But then there's other plants that like seven moons
and I feel like having seven moons is cheating.
I feel like if you got seven one of them might be
the same size.
I feel like it's cheating in the fact that they can
do they cross over each other in the sky and make
an eclipse.
It's like dude by accident.
You know what I mean?
I think I feel like that right if there is a God.
I don't think there's an F about it right.
There is some eternal energy.
That's intelligent.
I think there is an intelligence out there.
You believe in intelligent design.
I do.
Yeah, right.
And I also believe in evolution though, like hands
down like irrefutable.
So that's that's another thing that like I people
think that just because I'm Catholic.
I don't believe in evolution.
I think that evolution is proof that God made us
and they're like, well, what about the whole seven
days thing?
I'm like, I don't think it's a literal seven days
that God created Earth maybe in his in God's vision.
It was seven days, but to everything else.
It was millions upon millions of years, but because
God is so eternal seven days seems like a million
plus years seems like a day.
So like him doing this and like him like sculpting
like a monkey and then turning it could continuously
building it up to until it becomes a human is seven
days like psych that like that whole thing.
He's like me.
Okay, that took seven days to do and it's just like
that actually took millions of years, but God said
he couldn't God couldn't be like to the fucking the
Israelites that you know, have lived in the sand
for fucking you know their whole life.
They couldn't explain he couldn't explain millions
upon millions of years to them because they wouldn't
they wouldn't comprehend it.
So they're like in seven days.
I did this as a as a metaphorical thing being like
hey, I did this in seven days and in my thing.
So basically being like I did this in seven days.
I like oh that I can I can comprehend seven days
trying to talk to a fuck talking a fucking medieval
peasant not even a fucking Israel Israelite from
like, you know, the 500 era like talk to like a
medieval peasant from like 800 and try to explain
a million years to them.
Right.
They would be like if you fucking showed a medieval
peasant fucking promiscuous by fucking like this
dog song promiscuous they would fucking explode
but like fucking promiscuous they'd be like oh they
have a seizure and die.
They're like just trying to eat oatmeal.
Yeah, they're like shivering.
But like imagine like I feel like God explaining
like the way that he created the universe is like
you trying to explain quantum physics to a baby.
Like a baby's gonna be like what and you're just
like so if you take the quantum particles when you
do this, I'll be like and it'd be like the sun sets
at nighttime the baby be like, oh I get that like a
toddler would be able to comprehend.
Oh the sun sets at nighttime, but trying to explain
to that same toddler advanced rocket science or
fucking advanced quantum mechanics.
They'd be like this is too much for me to even
fucking comprehend.
So I think God's way of making his incomprehensibleness
like comprehensible to people, especially back then
it's kind of like, oh, all right.
I did this in seven days.
I created the earth in seven days and I did all
this and it's like, okay, and then people were like
I can understand seven days, but people have people
have grown in intelligence and the phone has made
people way more intelligent, but also more stupid
at the same time.
But like I think if God like was doing this shit
now, he'd be able to tell us, okay, it took me a
billion years to do one thing here.
It took me a billion years to do this.
It took me a million years to do this, but I think
because people didn't have a concept of that much
time back then they'd be like, I don't understand
three years, let alone fucking billions like even
like like even like a billion is an almost
incomprehensible number to a fucking person like
you ever see those videos of like one like a million
dollars versus a billion dollars or trillion dollars
like like like show like a billion like and it's
just like all these are hundreds and it's like fucking
like the size of like the like the World Trade
Center or something.
It's just like and then it shows a million dollars
and it's like a crate that's like this and it's
just like the difference between these two are
fucking insurmountable and like it's all hundred
dollar bills.
That's in the crate.
You're like, well, that's a lot of money.
Then you look over and that's a trillion dollars.
You like I can't even comprehend that much of something,
you know, so trying to explain the creation of
fucking time and space and Earth and humanity trying
to explain that to something it'd be like trying to
like, you know, visualize a trillion dollars or a
trillion something and it I'm a person who lived in
the 21st century my whole life trying to visualize
a trillion dollars is still fucking staggering to
me like trying to visualize a trillion thousand billion.
Yeah, and trying and trying and like and how much
how much is and a billion is a thousand millions,
right?
So a thousand millions a thousand billions and it's
just it's almost incomprehensible like think of
try to think of sextillion like I can't eat like
that's a that's a that's an insane integer of things
a thousand a thousand billions or a thousand
millions is a trillion a million millions.
What's the what's the thing?
What is a trillion a million millions?
No, it's a bill.
It's a million.
And then a billion is a thousand millions and the
trillion is a thousand billions a thousand billions,
but would that be a million millions?
No, it would be a hundred thousand.
What's a million millions?
I think sextillion or
What's a million millions is fucking like but like these numbers that are so incomprehensible
these are just fucking number a million times a million is one trillion it is a trillion
you know a million millions a million millions damn that's like I can't even wrap my fucking
head around that like like the number like and that's us in the 21st century being explained
numbers that we know what numbers are try explaining to fucking Israelites in you know
500 BC about what the fuck is going on with that it's a it's it'd be like it's it's we
can't even comprehend things that we know are things so he's trying to explain the astro
meant to astronomical like levels of things to to people who don't even know what numbers
are type thing so it's like you you have to dumb it down I feel like almost everything
in the Bible is dumbed down to the point where lowest common denominator can read it or understand
it one in ten can even I'm not gonna lie I feel like I'm in fucking exception right now
with fucking Elliot page that's fucking gay not gonna lie but like like you understand
what I'm saying like how I think that God had to dumb down a lot of shit so people could
understand it I think God is so far above us that he's like all right how can I dumb
this down to the point where people who are like you know room temperature IQ can understand
it well I mean science we're always discovering things that we don't know so I mean like it
could be like related to that shit like if you'd be like we don't know the rules math
has rules earth has physical rules that can't be broken grab you can't destroy gravity gravity's
always gonna be a fucking thing like there's the reason why I think that there's God and
an intelligent design is because there's so many things have so many rules if they're
if things if things were chaos there wouldn't be rules if there was if there was a if there
is if everything was random and up to chance there wouldn't be rules and laws of these
things there's laws of physics there's laws of mathematics there's laws of all this because
you can't break them because if you break them it just disappears if it gets if it's
chaos then nothing matters and nothing has rules if it was chaos I could say I want to
jump 20 feet in the air and you wouldn't have to listen to the laws of gravity because it
doesn't matter because it's chaos so because there's order it shows me that there's some
intelligent design that made these laws happen we discover more and more laws of science
and more more and more laws of mathematics because there are laws of this why are there
laws what's limiting this what's what's the thing that's that that made these things into
this constraint it's like there's so many things that are showing me you have these
laws of reality that can't be broken because it's like yeah you discovered the laws the
laws have always been there the law of gravity has always been the law of gravity even if
we didn't know what the law of gravity was we had the law of gravity so that's like the
thing that I'm saying like there might be laws of science and stuff but why are there
laws of science if there's laws of science where did these laws of science come from
they just discovered these laws of science these were laws of the fucking universe like
that had been there forever they might be like we might discover and be like well this
person discovered the law of gravity like Isaac Newton discovered gravity it's like
gravity was always there he didn't discover it like like all these things were here way
before we were that's why their laws but where did the laws come from it's not the scientists
that are making the laws because if the scientists made the laws they'd be like oh we made these
things so we can break these laws but every time they try to break the laws of XYZ law
of something they can't they physically can't break the laws and they can't figure out a
way to break the laws so they're like if we can't break the laws there's a reason why
we're limited at this point and it's like we have limits put on us through some sort
of intelligent design yeah I you know man I when I pick up my cat I just like I'm
like I know I'm like oh yeah God is real I just know you know I mean it's like not even
like a thing it's not a religious thing it's just I know that there's some intelligent
design out there some intelligent creator some higher power at the bare minimum because
it's just like dude like it goes beyond just like oh you could say oh you get serotonin
released in your stomach and that's why you get that little burn when you kiss it on the
nose right like you could say all that but fucking weird-ass cat smells my armpit yeah
she's gonna do that as soon as I go home she's gonna bury her face in my armpit and go crazy
but like another thing love shouldn't exist love for anything shouldn't exist that's another
thing that's showing that there's that there's something else out here that's doing different
things because it's like why do you like why do I love my wife there's nothing like well
there's a biological it's like yeah but after we have children I shouldn't care about her
right like if there was no intelligent design and it was just about procreation I wouldn't
love my wife yeah like I do love my wife that's I'm not saying I don't love my wife that's
what I'm trying to say is that because I love my wife there's a there's a there's a there's
something there that that's different like I I love my wife I love my I love my family
like there's no reason that you should love something if we were all just biologically
driven things you shouldn't love anything you should be like I'm gonna live no matter
what right it's just for like instant gratification yeah yeah instantaneous pleasure instantaneous
pleasure I don't like that I I dislike that thing I'm gonna kill it like we have these
in ingrained things like you you can see a person that you don't even know die and it
still hurts you to see another person die because you have something in you that that
is like that was another person right like it's just it's there's something inside us
that is different than I think anything else on this planet because a deer I don't think
a deer loves another deer you know they might they might have kids and stuff and then they
they go their separate ways like if they they don't they're not gonna mate for life there's
only like three animals on the planet and humans are one of them that mate for life
like like they do that like and even like let's look at lions like the lion pride like
it's like the the fucking the the the king lion that does this shit and like goes out
and like kills and does that it's not protecting its family it's protecting its lineage once
the once the other lions become adults and then they can do it they kill their dad right
they kill their they kill their dad lion to to show dominance it's like almost everything
else like the the the the the the way of of showing dominance is killing your own father
the thing or killing the the the hierarchy thing that was that normally in nature and
everything is your father because they're the most powerful thing because they were
able to sire children at that point and but humans we don't have that like i still i still
love my dad like i i am a grown man and i if this was if we were like you know other
animals and other like like a like a lion or something at this point i'd be trying to
kill my dad right like it's we're we're not we're not like animals like that because there's
something different about us yeah dude i you know i think i mentioned this before i think
it's incredibly obvious that humans whatever like our purposes like we're here to learn
lessons oh yeah and we're here like you have to you know you love your parents and they
raised you right so they sacrificed all this for you for you and then you have to watch
them grow old and die that's a lesson and then the whole process repeats right your
kids do it for you like you raise them and then they have to bury you so it's like watching
somebody who is selfless not everybody's parents are selfless but like in the vast majority
in general like people's parents are selfless and then they love their parents and they
have to watch them grow old and die and i think there's a big lesson there another big lesson
is like you don't get anything without sacrifice that's it that's it that's like i feel like
sacrifice is almost a law of the universe of its of its own it is because like when
you're when you're thinking about it like you have to sacrifice to get anything that
you want right you can some of them are small sacrifices like oh i want to i want to look
better so i'm not going to eat burger king every day like that's a sacrifice it's not
like you know putting your life on the line for your brother type thing right but like
you have to make sacrifices but also do you have any you have a sibling right you have
a brother too brother and sister are you the oldest middle middle your middle or sorry
no youngest you're the youngest yeah i had to think about i'm good but like so i'm the
oldest brother right and um i i truly feel like if it was a life or death situation where
either i had to die or my brother had to die my brother's a younger brother he's the he's
i'm like i i would sacrifice myself for my brother because i'm i i lived more of a life
than him i i have more of a like a legacy to to leave than my brother does he hasn't
lived his life yet type thing so it's kind of like a i'm the oldest one that and like
where does that come from because it's like there wasn't really anything like that it
just became to me naturally as an older brother like my brother might want to be like that
but i'd be like no i'm making a choice i'm the oldest here i'm gonna i'll if somebody
has to take the bullet metaphorically or like you know literally like somebody has to do
it i'll take the bullet so you can go on because you have more of a life to live and where
does that come from like where where does the duty of being like the older brother or
like the older sibling come from in that point like so taking a bullet right like yeah that's
like i feel like i could take a bullet right like i feel like for someone like i really
cared about i could jump in front of a fucking bullet for him right yeah but do you think
that your older brother would take a bullet for you over you taking a bullet i don't know
i don't know because i feel like because i've never been the younger sibling i've always
been the older brother so i don't know what the younger siblings like outlook on things
are but like me and my brother like whenever we do something i'm like i'm i'm the older
brother if something bad's gonna happen i'll take it type thing all right what if what
if it wasn't a bullet what if it was one of you had to jump into a woodchipper i'd still
do it i i don't because like i think it's just in ground in my head that like i'm the
older brother if something bad's gonna happen i gotta i'll take it like to save his life
you gotta jump in a woodchipper i do it and it's like the hole is like only a you know
six inches by six inches i jump head first just to suck you in i do i do head first just
to make it over first but like like that's like the thing like i would be like if it's
if it's for my brother for my wife like that type of thing like but it's the same thing
like if it's your parents or you your parents would 100 jump in front of a bullet for you
or they jump in that woodchipper for for your thing but like your parents would do that
for you and your parents would refuse the hidden the whatever like that you know the
word i'm trying to say like just like 100 yeah i can't pronounce words that's right
it's like yeah but like you would your parents would be like no i'm i'll do that first like
and as a child i would understand like i think i would get that more than like i'd be i'd
be upset that my parents had to do this for me but i'd understand like okay my parents
like my my dad jumped into this for me like type thing he did this so i could move on
type thing like and if i had a son or a daughter or you know something like that and like i
had to make that choice i wouldn't want my kid to make that to do that for me i'd be
like i'm gonna do this you have an entire life to live type thing yeah like i feel like
a parent sacrificing for a child is is you will do anything for that child type thing
but if you're gonna be a child sacrificing for a parent i feel like that's where things
go wrong you shouldn't sacrifice for your parents like i'm not saying that you don't
like you know help them and like like if they're old like doing that stuff but like if it comes
down to like the life or death things your parents should be the one to do that because
that's just a natural instinct for them i'm not saying that's i i like how that is but
just like how nature like intends things your parents should take the the the brunt of the
impact when they can but it gets to the point where your parents can't take an impact anymore
type thing there when they get too old then you're the head of the house that's why the
whole thing like throughout all time let me what is what are you drinking here
it's a red bull
tyler's on a midnight rant he is on what's he drinking this is red bull uh winter the
winter edition red bull how many milligrams of caffeine a lot all right so we got 120
percent of your daily value of b12
i was drinking more caffeine than i drink alcohol
i was like that wasn't made in seven days you think i was fucking seven days nobody
can understand that god damn
i'm like i'm like wow tyler's got some fucking energy
tyler's going fucking joe olson
the whole thing with your parents though like there comes a point when your parents can't
do what they used to type thing like my parents can't do what i can do now type thing like
if if like my parents like let's even say i like they need to go up on the roof and
do something like no i got it i like you guys you're getting older i'll go up and do like
you know like a shingle needs to be like replaced or something like i'll go up there and then
they're like no i'll do it back no i like you're like i got it type thing my dad fucking
fell off his roof and fucking broke his neck that's why i don't go up on the roof anymore
yeah dude ironically enough most of my like a lot of the men in my family fell off roofs
and died dude it's no joke i read trauma records all day like fucking you don't go up on the
roof i would say dude what fucks people up the most is motorcycles roofs roofs ladders
skis and stairs stairs are killer fuck everybody dude stairs are killer man just being old
literally just falling from fucking standing like that takes out old people dude like that's
like a thing though like i don't think humans are supposed to live till a hundred years
old like when your body gets to the point where you can't get up out of bed yourself
right like think that is like think back to like ancient times if you got to that point
you're done right you're done you're done son we're fucking getting to the point now
where we're making people who are like fucking jimmy carter yeah like fucking jimmy carter
like we get to the point where like you're just a corpse that's just laying there that's
like alive for the sake of being alive like dude i think i think the average person in
a nursing home is on 30 medications it's like dude if you're a pharmaceutical company you
fucking love nursing homes because it is just a fucking money grab you think it's moral
to keep people alive that long though where's your quality of life like what where what
what level of quality of life is life worth living yeah like if it gets to the point where
i can't even move out of my fucking chair i have fucking cataracts in my eyes i can't
see my ears are so fucked i need like 70 i need level fucking 2000 hearing aids i can't
talk i'm fucking shitting myself i'm pissing myself i can't even fucking roll over in bed
yeah like what why where's the point in living with that and i feel like that's almost in
the front to like a god if there is like there is a god i think there's a god but if there
is a god in other people's eyes i feel like that's almost in the front to god being like
you're just keeping him here as a pet yeah it's it's it's lifespan versus healthspan
it's like what do you want i want a healthspan i don't necessarily want a long life i want
a long healthspan what if you got to have 75 if i could have 75 fucking awesome years
where i have rock solid health and then die i'd be fine with that over living to 95 in
the last 25 or 20 yeah 20 years of your life you're fucking tied up in a bed you're bedbound
yeah you know fuck that and also your brain's deteriorating fuck that and like all that
like like i feel like alzheimer's and getting shit like that is just hell on earth like
you're losing all your memories and like i i've done a decent amount of research on alzheimer's
and like dimension stuff the last memories that you hold on to are around 18 to like
20 years old is like where you are before you drop off the edge and you're just brain
dead almost and really yeah i i did a decent amount of research on that but like 18 to
20 is where your your your brain oh with alzheimer's yeah oh so like when you're when like when
you're in the late stages of alzheimer's right before like the the abyss of just nothing
like you're just almost just like a sitting corpse there uh you you're you relive 18
to 20 years old and the reason why i did that is because i kept talking and experiencing
patients who were like in like the later stages of alzheimer's and they kept on having terrors
like mostly men like they had terrors of things and i'm like what what's going on with that
and the thing is they're going back to most of these guys were fucking world war two vets
and they're reliving the worst moments of their life right before they they jump off
the edge of non-sentience so just imagine the worst moments of your life from 18 to
20 years old if especially if you were a soldier back in like the day that's your last memories
that's it i feel like that's another hell because you have to relive that hell over
again like also for us like i joined i joined ems when i was 18 my last memories will be
fucking mohawk god damn same mine's gonna be running from the cops on a motorcycle that's
like where my memories got cut off 19 years old yeah but like it's crazy like just think
about that like especially like soldiers who went to war at 18 years old and stuff like
that's your last memories your last memory like the fucking like like the last memories
could be for this guy's fucking d-day and then you just drop off into the non-sentience
god that sucks like just imagine like just imagine the hell that is you lost all your
memories you you lost your kids you you you you lose your grandkids you lose your your
kids your your wife everything like all that's gone and the last thing you remember is hell
wow like and and i i couldn't imagine that like i like and i know we saw some we we saw
some awful things when we were at like you know working ems and stuff and like if my
last memories are just seeing all these awful things again that's that's the work that's
worse than hell that's like reliving all these awful things and they said the bad memories
are way more powerful than the good memories the farther along into the the the dimension
alzheimer's as you get because the the bad memories are seared into your head so when
these people they're not reliving the good memories of when they're 18 and 20 they're
reliving the horrible horrible shit so that's why i think that the the the the the final
levels of clear clarity is the absolute worst part that you can do because it's all the
awful things that happen between 18 and 20 years old so you're just you're reliving and
especially for like soldiers and like people who just got into like you know first response
and stuff like all those people when you're 18 years old and you're experiencing all that
shit you're experiencing that shit again like it's happening right there because all you
can do is stay in your brain because your body's fucking a corpse so you're just living
hell over again damn and then after you live hell nothing you're just unsentient at that
point dude i feel like as i get older i have less and less positive emotions really yeah
yeah for sure i used to be so much happier so but like i just like i just don't feel
the same level of happiness that i used to feel when i was in my 20s so i i got a question
and this might be younger than like like early 20s so this is like a question that i and
you don't have to get into it if you don't want to but um what i'm saying about this
is like i feel like you start getting to that point like when you're you know in your 30s
and stuff if especially if you don't have children like i feel like that's one of the
reason why children are such a boost for these for for people who are in like their late
20s early 30s is because you're going through that cycle that you're going down that you're
just getting into negative emotions yeah but if you had a kid somewhere in between there
you have something to live for you have a you have a legacy you have like something like
that you care about more than yourself that's why people fucking have kids yeah to fucking
live for something yeah like you're you're living for someone else at that point because
at this point you might love your you might love your girlfriend fiance girlfriend still
yeah girlfriend that you might love her you're not living for her right like like even if
you're married to somebody like i'm getting married to to to my fiance and i love her
to death but it's still something that you can't there's no way that you can love something
more than yourself until you have a child like like i love my girlfriend still or my
my fiance i love my i love my fiance it's still like she's close she's like here but
you still still care more about yourself once you have a kid you're down here your kid's
up here and that's the thing that i think that especially when you start getting older
like i'm not like i'm not digging on you for not having kids that's not what i'm trying
to say but like i feel like if like you had a kid or something it might boost up everything
again because you're you're like i have my life has a meaning again my life has my life
has a meaning i'm gonna raise this kid i'm gonna make my i'm gonna make this kid better
than i ever could have been i'm gonna i'm gonna be there for my kid like the way my
parent like i'm gonna fix all my parents mistakes with me that they ever did even if
my parents were good they all made mistakes i'm not gonna make those same mistakes with
my kid i'm gonna make my kid have a better life than i could have and then you're just
you're you're out there living for another person and i feel like the the act of living
for another person might be just a completely like i i can't even comprehend the the level
of like of like that is going to be when i have kids like me and me and my fiance are
planning on having kids but once i have that i feel like once you are out there and you
have a a living being that came from you and you're in your wife's love or you're in your
girlfriend like that thing that that living thing came from half of you that's half of
you right there and i feel like that's another reason why people love their kids more than
themselves because it's also part of them you gave up part of you to make that and you
have that kid and it's like and like and there's a whole bunch of people that say like once
you first lay eyes on your own child like it's a completely different world like you
and i've heard that from almost everybody that had kids like they're like once you hold
that baby that's like you can hold babies like oh it's a fucking baby but like when
it's your child and you look down at that and you have that like connected that that's
like that's my kid completely different world type thing and i feel like it's a it's a sad
thing though when you have like people who are like step parents they'll never have that
like connection like with that kid but like if it's your flesh and blood that you have
you're holding in your hand you're like i will do anything for this because this is
this is my legacy in the world yeah and that's why a whole bunch of rich people who don't
have kids are so fucking miserable because they don't have a legacy all they have is
money and when all you have is money what's what's money good for if you're gonna die
and leave nothing to anybody absolutely nothing absolutely nothing yeah um i don't know man
like i just i don't want if i have kids i don't want them to have the upbringing that
i had yeah right and so my thing right now is like i've got to get in a good financial
spot that's exactly i'm in the same spot and i'm not because i'm just not going to do that
like dude my upbringing was fucking terrible but not not completely terrible right from
a financial aspect oh yeah same here because my parents dude i did not have uh carpets
on like in half the house there's no carpets it was just subfloor just the plywood yeah
that's what we walked on there was mold in my bathroom mold in my fucking house there's
no kitchen sink it was like in another room like a sink in another room it was just fucked
up i couldn't have people over because i was so embarrassed in my fucking house that was
in shambles i said i will never do this to somebody ever and dude everything else like
your relish your relationship really rides on like finances oh yeah you know it's there's
no two ways about it like like i and i i wouldn't 100 agree with that because you know when
i moved in with my fiance and you know money's not we're not we're not struggling to the
point of like you know like underwater but like you know we're just scraping by and that
makes fucking you know it makes like friction between the two of you oh yeah because you're
just like you're like we're just scraping by it's like all right i you you can't buy
like three things like a chicken this week you can only buy two it's just like what the
fuck but it's like we can't afford that like we can afford enough to get by we can't afford
abundance right and then throw a kid in yeah and it's like now i'm trying to eat and this
motherfucker's trying to eat you know what i mean it's like i gotta feed him i gotta
starve and then you're thinking about like all the other things in your life right like
you know what about my physical health i'm trying to stay on routine with that what about
my mental health i'm trying to keep that in check what about you know just everything
what about things i still want to do in my life you know things i want to experience
and then you have a kid and you can't do that you know i want to see the fucking pyramids
i want to go to japan like that kind of thing but do what do do you want to ever have kids
is that something that's yeah yeah i'm not i'm not opposed to having kids but only if
they're in a good position so the reason why i'm trying to get completely out of ems like
and get this job with like my my father-in-law which is looking better and better as it's
going along which i'm happy about because i don't think i'm going to like the job i
don't like i i 100 know that going into it but the money that i'll be making will be
enough to give me the life that i want to give for my kids yeah because i my parents
they it wasn't quite like that my parents had me at 18 and 19 respectively so i lived
with my grandmother for the first i think eight years of my life not nine years i moved
out in 2005 so i was seven i was seven but for the first seven years of my life like
we had this grounds like my parents didn't eat some days to make me eat and i think the
reason why i like you know like these like quote unquote poor people foods like kraft
mac and cheese and like you know all that shit is because when i was a kid kraft mac
and cheese was great but i didn't realize that my parents weren't eating because they
wanted to feed me it's like the fucking shit yeah but like it's one of those things where
like i love that now and i'm like but like it's like one of those things where it's
just like i didn't realize when i was younger that my parents like sacrificed like and i
guarantee like i like that's like shit that you had to go through but like i guarantee
your parents were also doing shit like that being like well we're not going to eat today
but but our kids are going to be able to like now like me and my brother have a completely
different upbringing my i had my parents had me at 18 and 19 my parents were uh 20 28 and
29 when they had my my brother and my mom was a doctor at that point my dad owned the
business so it's a completely 180 like thing my brother is super smart super intelligent
super intelligent super athletic super like this he he's good at school he i'm like i
think a big reason why i struggled so much is because i just didn't have the the thing
for it but yeah that's a real fucking thing dude yeah i'm like i'm not resentful to my
parents for that like i'm not like i could be but i'm not but like it's one of those
things where i'm like i'm happy that my brother got the the things that i wasn't able to type
yeah but i want to i but the reason why i i want to get this thing with my my my my
father-in-law is that it might be a shitty job however not a shitty job it's a it's a
really good job and it pays really good i might not enjoy doing it right but i'll do
that so my kids can have a better life dude so here's the thing right when i started in
ems it was i was doing it because it's fucking fun oh yeah i was like oh dude this is i was
working in the warehouse i'm like this is fucking way cool this is way cooler right
you get a hero get a uniform get to be part of a team you get to run lights and sirens
and shit right but then when the cool factor dies that's gone it's like fuck now where
the fuck am i right and then you realize that every job sucks oh yeah it's like they all
suck so every dude but think of the coolest job in the world there's somebody sick of
fucking doing it oh yeah right like if you got to blow a thousand loads in a girl a day
that's your fucking job right that's not funny star it's a job fucking sick of it it's a
job then fucking sick of it i feel like if you do anything over and over and over again
it's not fun dude every job sucks and basically you just gotta fucking suck it up and do it
right it's not gonna be fun right that's why it's called a job right it's not called fun
right so you just got to do it and just realize everybody's in the same boat and i know i
know for the most part like you just go in you do something you don't like and they give
you money for it and you know you can get out of it if you start your own business right
you're still gonna it's that there's still things that suck about there's things that
suck about everything oh yeah there's no like so if you sit around and wait and be like
oh i'm gonna wait until i find the right fucking thing you're not gonna find it no right never
gonna find exactly what you need yeah dude take it from somebody who's 34 years old right
you're if you sit around and be like well maybe i'll do this and maybe i'll do that
and then you end up just waiting and not doing it because you realize i wish somebody told
me at 28 like hey dude look all those jobs they all fucking suck so just fucking pick
one right don't sit around and wait like just fucking do one suck it up and also i'm gonna
admit i got really lucky with who i who i i i got engaged to because sometimes i i you
could you could date somebody and like you know all this shit and then i got i'm getting
a lucky break which most people don't get and i know it's a lucky break and like that's
that's something that i'm taking into it you can work your fucking ass off for your entire
life and still be poor to the day that you die even if you did everything right because
you're unlucky right you could be a lazy piece of shit that's because you didn't invest right
but like you can be a lazy piece of shit and you got lucky once and you're sitting cozy
for the rest of your life like elon musk crazy he didn't get fucking lucky bro elon got fucking
lucky he didn't get lucky at all but like you got lucky eight times eight companies
but you know what i mean by that like you can get like you can like there's people that
you like you know we all know at least one person that just is a lazy piece of shit but
they just got real lucky with something and then they're better off than all of us combined
you know musk but like personally you know people like that yeah yeah dude some people
just are they're born into money they come into money they win a fucking lawsuit so i
gotta win a lot dude if i could win a lawsuit for like a milli just get a cool milli dude
i'm done i'm in the fucking med dude i'm in the mediterranean chilling on a yacht i'm
done i'm retired that's making me 80 grand a fucking year just an interest i'm making
80 grand a year to just fucking dude sit sit in the med eat fucking cheese and tomatoes
and cucumbers with olive oil and bread dude i'm fucking that's what i'm doing what are
you doing today all right this is how we'll end it i know casey wants to fucking end it
because i showed up so late it's 124 in the morning he's like i want to go to fucking
bed i'm gonna hit my fucking my girlfriend is gonna fucking kill us i'm fucking crushed
her i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm good i'm good all right here's no you're not here's what
we're gonna do all right we're gonna go around and say cool milli today if we got a cool
milli what we would do with it what we would do a million dollars million bucks get that
eighty thousand dollar a year thing i would do that okay so you're making 80 grand a year
in making 80 grand a year in interest i'm just doing that and i keep on investing 660
to 80 i would invest 800 000 in tesla and then 800 000 that sounds like putting a lot
of your eggs in one basket case you gotta diversify your portfolio yeah but i would
do the i do like the blue chip stocks that are gonna consistently just do you know give
me give me extra money get like a decent one then every time every year that comes along
after that i'll keep putting more and more in like the more spare that i have with it
just keep doing that so i keep getting more and more money as i go along and um what i
would do like if i could retire and just do whatever the fuck i want i would want to go
i'd want to take a road trip to every single uh every single state in the united states
spend a like a week in each state that's fucking awesome i love that like i'd want to get
an rv yep i'd start i'd start all the way up in maine i'd do a week up in maine and
i'd go progressively down new england you know i already live in new york but i'd still
i'd spend a week in new york then i'd go down i'd go to pennsylvania new jersey all these
places i'd go i'd go up and down i'd go eat down the east coast spend a week in each of
the states down the coast then go over and then pretty much go up and down like like
up and down the whole the whole thing just back and forth until i got all the way to
california spend a week in california then um after that i would drive all the way back
to new york and um i'd start a homestead i'd build a i'd build like a like a cabin out
in the woods not like it'd be a modern cabin like i'd still have the modern amenities like
stove wi-fi all that shit but i'd get uh i'd get some chickens i'd get you know a couple
livestock animals and then um you know sit out on the porch with my wife and uh have
a couple kids and uh just just do that like i'd go around and uh i'd do that and i'd start
a homestead out in like the aterondacks somewhere and then i wouldn't worry about anything i
wouldn't worry about anybody you know coming in and doing stuff because i'm like i'm done
i'm doing i did i did my duties i did everything i need to do i'm gonna raise my kids and i'm
gonna work i'm gonna you know get the eggs in the morning cook like fresh eggs and on
the on the stove you know take care of my kids take care of my wife watch some fucking
youtube when i get back you know in the house or something and then yeah just just hang
out on the couch like my my my goal i want i always wanted i've always wanted to hit
every 50 state i want to hit all 50 states and then afterwards i want to open up a homestead
and just just dude i think that's awesome that's that's my goal dude i think um add
is like a superpower for that kind of lifestyle oh yeah on homestead dude because all right
so you when you have add you can't sit still i have adhd but yeah really well that's what
i mean yeah right so hyperactivity yep can't sit still and people are like oh that's a
fucking problem yeah it's a fucking problem for sitting at a desk for 10 hours a day yeah
like working for somebody else like you know what i mean that's a fucking problem but the
thing i realize is like when i was on vacation right in greece like other people can sit
and chill on the beach i can't do that i want to be working on shit yeah so it's not like
oh you don't want to work on anything it's like no i i want to be working on things that
like are fun like i need movement you know what i mean yep and i don't i actually like
i don't even want to relax like i don't want to do that kind of sitting it's not like i
don't want to do work sitting only it's like i don't want to do relaxed sitting either
like i i just want to be moving like working on shit like dude that's another thing with
the homestead too that i was talking about is that if you don't want to work that one
day you can just and you don't have anything else like you're you're already making like
a passive income coming in you don't have to do shit you can just lay in bed like you're
like well today i don't actually want to do anything i'm just going to sit on my couch
and then but like most days you're going to get up and be like all right i want my i want
my farm fresh eggs i want to go out and milk a cow and you know get some like pasteurize
that milk and then be like all right i have this now i can't even fucking afford eggs
because i'm fucking down with trump i got some sitting in the fucking car nine bucks
bro fucking nine dollars for 18 let's do that algebra bro my fucking egg price has gone
down but like it's one of those things you know like i think that's what i want to do
with my life like i want to be able to get to the point where i can i can just homestead
i like that dude be done that's what i would want to because then i travel to everywhere
i wanted to in the country i do all that and then i'd go home and uh i'd have you know
a couple kids hang out my wife give my kids the best life that they could and then let
them out and do their own thing and then if they get into trouble i have all that passive
income still coming in and all saved up all those fucking descendants of fucking robert
e lee runner but like i fucking bastard also that's another thing that i want to do with
my kids like if my kids ever get into trouble monetarily i want to be able to help them
out right like if like they're like dad i'm i'm i'm i'm fucking pass rent on this i'll
be like here have like have two thousand dollars pay your rent don't worry about it and i want
to be like that to be able to think that i can do and not worry about it right like you're
late on rent like don't make this a regular thing kind of like teach them responsibility
but like if like they're in a really tough spot like they they had like a car breakdown
or something they had to fix that it's like i'm doing the best i can and i just i just
came up short this month i'll be like here's two grand we'll get the fucking slave to fix
it for you. What if he said dad i want a confession i'm gay i masturbated in the library i masturbated
to do a photo of elliot page yeah casey what would you do what what would you do if you
if you didn't have to work for the rest of your life and you were set for good yeah i
just made i you know i'd make some music that's my passion bro fucking making music all right
that's that's that's that's a good one too play some video games yeah yeah oh dude like
if i had if i had time i would just cook i would do so many fucking things you would
i would cook i'd play music i'd play video games you know i teach myself a couple instruments
like i mean like another thing like i just sit down on my porch you know at like nine
p.m. seeing like you know during like a summer night when the sun's just like you know cresting
the horizon just playing a fucking acoustic guitar with my with my wife on a porch rocking
in a rocking chair man i have one of those fucking slave songs i want to i want to retire
now i'm ready we all want to play in the water all those fucking slaves are fucking singing
to get them out of the fucking water all right i actually i gotta get home i gotta keep working
for all right the right out the four hour mark actually i was going to our his wow let's
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and as always be kind to yourself and each other we out fuck off for all we know robots
have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet yeah no no we
are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb extended episodes where the fuck did the skirmish come from where the fuck
did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts oh
they're killing they're killing all already born babies and selling them to the chinese
aliens exist somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay okay so did they come from our planet
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens i do not agree with them
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government
has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross caps
with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking
real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut
it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology
is out of social biology which by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually
worked with the fucking nazis during the holocaust he says that he was doing it just to survive
but he's fucking love he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil
okay he's not fucking doing this shit george soros is the fucking leader he's the actual
fucking leader for all this shit he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit just don't
fucking get it okay everybody's like no donald trump the fucking word person out there fuck
trump right fuck trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill
gays fucking elon musk everyone out there everybody
just don't fucking get it all