1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:35,400 Viewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:49,400 Within the first few weeks of my term as president, I will promise you this, abolish every single political party there is. 4 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,400 I will put out an executive order banning any political party. 5 00:00:53,400 --> 00:01:00,800 And if you are a politician that sits in office, or a man or a woman that wants to run for office, 6 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:09,000 and you're found in collusion with other politicians in a political party, mark my words, you will go to prison. 7 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,800 I have a cell with your name on it. 8 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,400 We lack empathy, we lack care. 9 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,200 In these dark times, it's so important. 10 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,000 We need to love our neighbor. 11 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,600 We need to love our spouse. 12 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,400 We need to love our countrymen. 13 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,000 We need to hand out hugs. 14 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,800 We need to hand out care. 15 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,800 And we need to reform the social service systems. 16 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,600 We need to make them more forgiving. 17 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:38,200 And we need to make them to make it so that people can advance in this world. 18 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,400 Go to the homeless man who's sitting on the side of the road. 19 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,600 Buy him a beer. 20 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,800 Buy him a coffee. 21 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,000 Buy him a hamburger. 22 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,400 Give him a blanket. 23 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,200 That little old lady who struggles to get on the city bus with her groceries. 24 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,400 Pull your car over. 25 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,400 Help her on. 26 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,800 Pay for her fare. 27 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,600 Go home. 28 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,000 Kiss your spouse. 29 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Hug your family. 30 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,400 And tell your kids it's going to be alright. 31 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,000 Because Kyle's going to be in office for president. 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,600 And I'll leave you with this, a final message. 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,600 To any of those billionaires, or corporations, large businesses, 34 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:16,000 who think that they can use bribe money or anything to lobby their way through office 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,200 to make their bills be paid, I'm coming for you. 36 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:23,800 And to any politician that thinks they can take that money under the table 37 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:28,600 and think that they can be rich off the backs of our fellow countrymen 38 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:33,200 who worked their ass off to make this country good, I'll tell you what. 39 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:37,000 I got a name for you on a fucking prison cell. 40 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,200 It's everybody who doesn't pay their fair share of taxes 41 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:48,600 but runs this fucking country off the tax money of the working man in the lower class. 42 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,200 You better watch yourself. 43 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,400 Because I'm longer for you. 44 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,000 Brothers and sisters, with love and empathy, carry your heart. 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,200 Love your neighbor. And may this great country rise again. 46 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,400 For all we know, robots have souls. 47 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:11,200 We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? 48 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:17,000 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 49 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,200 Yeah, well, I was just a little dubby sack, right? 51 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,600 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 52 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,200 Yes, we are. 53 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,800 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 54 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,000 Extended episodes. 55 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,400 Where the fuck did this yearman come from? 56 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,200 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 57 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,000 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,200 Oh, they're killing... 59 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,400 They're killing all the already-born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 60 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,000 Aliens exist as... 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Somewhere in China, in some base, 62 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,400 there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. 63 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,600 Okay, I'm talking about the Sox, they have dread and super soldiers. 64 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,200 Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens. 65 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,000 They are aliens. 66 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,400 I do not acknowledge the alien pair. 67 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:34,600 Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 96. 68 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Goddamn. 69 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,600 96. 70 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:41,600 Yeah, here with Tyler, we got Collin in, we got Dan and Kyle. 71 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:46,200 What's up, bros? 72 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,800 You know, I'll tell you right now. 73 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:52,200 If you think for one fucking second in the year of 2036 74 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,600 you're gonna get rich off the backs of the working class 75 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,000 or the fucking middle class America or lower class... 76 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,600 Oh yeah, I love that speech. 77 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,200 I love that speech. 78 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,400 I got a name for you, fucking, for you on a prison cell. 79 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,200 I'm coming for you. 80 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,000 Kyle, for the president. 81 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I'm coming for you. 82 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,600 So how old will Kyle be in 2036? 83 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,400 Will you be able to run? 84 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,800 What's the year now? 85 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,000 2025. 86 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,600 Yeah, that's like 10 years away. 87 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,800 So I'll be what? 10 years older right now. 88 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,800 So yeah, no, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, yeah, what is it? 35? 89 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,000 I think it's 35, isn't it? 90 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,200 Yeah, I'll be old enough. 91 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,000 I'll be old enough. 92 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:27,800 I'm coming for you. 93 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,800 And you know what? 94 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,600 And if you think you're gonna get fucking lobby to your way to get your corporation ahead, 95 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,200 I'll put you in prison. 96 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:36,600 All right. 97 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,400 I'll come for you. 98 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,200 10-4. 99 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,600 What are you gonna do about all the illegals? 100 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,200 You gonna deport them? 101 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,800 Illegal immigrants. 102 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,200 So not violent illegal immigrants gonna get a fast track to citizenship. 103 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,800 I'm gonna get them the citizenship. 104 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,200 They're gonna pay taxes. 105 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:56,400 They're gonna get benefits from the government and they're just gonna work like the working man. 106 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,000 I support that. 107 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I like it. 108 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,200 Path to citizenship. 109 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:06,600 But if you're an illegal immigrant and you got a violent fucking history, I'll put you in prison. 110 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,400 I like that. 111 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,200 I'm taking notes. 112 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,200 I agree. 113 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:11,500 Yeah. 114 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,400 What do you think that Casey? 115 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,800 I so I support his path to citizenship thing. 116 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,200 I think that's a good idea. 117 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,200 You try to get them support that second thing. 118 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,000 What putting them in prison? 119 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,200 If you've got a violent history, if they're criminals. 120 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,400 Yeah, if they got a violent history, I'm gonna put you a prison. 121 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,400 So I better watch out Jeff Bezos. 122 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:38,800 Yeah, I mean or just why do we want to pay for them to be in prison just to support them? 123 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,400 We agree on we agree on two things on Casey. 124 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,600 Because no, but that's the other thing. 125 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:50,200 I'm gonna pay for them to go to prison because I had mass prison reform. 126 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,200 So explain this prison reform. 127 00:06:52,200 --> 00:07:00,000 Prison is no longer going to be locked in a cell for how many years you go do your time, whatever you eat mac and cheese, you know, blah, blah, blah. 128 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,200 Go back out to the real world. 129 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,000 You're not ready to go. 130 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,200 No, you're going to be required to do college. 131 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,600 You got to get a bachelor's degree before you can get out. 132 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,000 You're going to be required to do a work service program. 133 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:15,800 You can be required so many hours of therapy and you can require so many hours of social systems work. 134 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,000 So what about the people that are there for like two years? 135 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,200 The bachelor's degree thing. 136 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,700 They are required. 137 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:27,000 So if you're there for two years, obviously the bachelor's can get, you know, you have to start it. 138 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,400 Right. 139 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,500 So when you come out, you're still working on it. 140 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,000 But if you don't finish it, you go back. 141 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,800 Right. You're still going to get you're going to have all those college credits. 142 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:40,800 Right. So you have the option to go back to college, but you're going to you have to do a therapy. 143 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,300 You have to do social work. 144 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:50,600 You have to do all the reform work so that when you come out of prison, you're ready to step in the society as a working member of this society. 145 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,800 To make this country regrow from the ashes. 146 00:07:53,800 --> 00:08:00,000 So what about those those prisons out in like Norway and shit where you like they have like a PlayStation 5 and shit in the cells. 147 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,400 They could play PlayStation 5, bro. 148 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:08,800 No, I'm saying like are we going to do like something like that where like the prisons actually look, you know, so it's you know what? 149 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,000 If you want to keep it like cages, that's fine. 150 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:11,800 But you know what? 151 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,000 You're not going to spend 20 hours in a cage. 152 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,800 Four hours out. 153 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:20,500 You're going to spend whatever your eight hours sleeping eight hours in class and doing reform. 154 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:30,500 Work and doing things with your therapy and you're going to spend time out there working on your body doing some gym work, you know, talking to people doing community service shit like that. 155 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,600 You're going to become a member of the society when you come out. 156 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,300 You're going to be a standing member of the society. 157 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,500 Yeah, because I never I've never been to prison or jail. 158 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:45,500 I've only been detained, but it doesn't look nice in prison or jail. 159 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:52,000 You know, it doesn't have to look nice, but you know, the issue is we're putting people in prison for 10 years for bullshit charges. 160 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,300 And when they come out, all they know is prison. 161 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,100 So they're not ready to be a member of society. 162 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,000 And eventually they would just wind back up in prison. 163 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Bro, they were threatening. 164 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,400 They were threatening me with six months for fucking graffiti in graffitiing an abandoned building. 165 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:06,700 Right. 166 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,800 And so you would call. 167 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,000 You just dropped out. 168 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,400 And you come out a better man of society. 169 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,600 You know, you get mental health check. 170 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,200 You talk to therapists. 171 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,900 You start to work with social workers and you do community service, bro. 172 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:27,000 Do you think that a 16 year old that's graffitiing a wall deserves jail time? 173 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,600 It all depends on the the outcomes of the situation. 174 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,100 You know, maybe you had a bad upbringing. 175 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,500 Maybe that prison time would do good for you, bro. 176 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,100 You talk to a social worker. 177 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,900 You get a get a path in life. 178 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,000 Okay, I'm going to go to college for this. 179 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,100 You know, I'm going to fix my life. 180 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:50,900 I'm paying my bills and you get a direction in life and you come out and you become a functioning member in society to help rebuild this nation from the ashes like a Phoenix. 181 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:55,500 Do you disagree with the do you disagree with how we treat prisoners after they've gone to jail? 182 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,100 Because I disagree with that. 183 00:09:57,100 --> 00:10:01,500 I absolutely because like I'm going to as as president of the United States, 184 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:07,900 I'm going to make a stipend for businesses that will hire felons fresh out of fucking prison. 185 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:13,200 And so just like you know with veterans or whatever, there's going to be a program to hire felons. 186 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:20,900 So when felons come out of prison, they get hired and the business will get money for that on a tax break on the first year after hiring them. 187 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:25,200 Yeah, because I think I think they already have that because I've seen like so many of this shit. 188 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,000 They got one year. 189 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I'll do it for two years because I've seen this shit where it's like these dudes who go to prison. 190 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,800 They serve their time in prison. 191 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,500 Like I feel like serving your time is the punishment. 192 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:40,200 You shouldn't be punished for the rest of your life because you went to prison like, you know, 193 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:45,800 obviously there's some like violent crimes like if you murder somebody or whatever and you're in jail and then you get out. 194 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,600 Might be able to come out. 195 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,400 No, but what I'm saying is like they shouldn't be able to like have access to like firearms and stuff. 196 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:58,700 But like I feel like that should be only like a violent crime thing, not like an every felony thing because like let's say I did, 197 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:04,100 you know, I broke into a car and I got, you know, three years in prison. 198 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:08,200 I can't have a gun or vote for the rest of my life, which is fucking nuts. 199 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,300 And that's ridiculous. 200 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:16,400 If you did your time in my reforms, prison reforms, and you did your social service work, you saw your therapy, 201 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,200 you did your college work, all of that, you're going to come out and you're going to be a standing citizen. 202 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,400 You're not going to be a felon. 203 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,900 It's not going to be a record anymore. 204 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,300 You did your reform. 205 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,400 Prison is no longer going to be a holding cell. 206 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,100 It's going to be reform work. 207 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:31,300 What about the, what if they actually offend again though? 208 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,200 Is there like a three strike system that you're going to do or something? 209 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,600 No, if you offend again, I'm going to put you in prison, bro. 210 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,000 Three strikes and you're dead. 211 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,300 Three strikes and you're dead? 212 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,800 At the end of the day, you want to fuck with my reforms, bro? 213 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,600 I just did all this shit to help you out. 214 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,600 You're going to fucking spit in my face. 215 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,500 I might come down and spit in your face and put you back in prison. 216 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,600 Yeah, that'd be my motto. 217 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:57,600 Like the first you get, you know, a second chance if you fuck up and then third strike, you're dead. 218 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,600 Like you would just fucking execute you. 219 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:05,400 I mean, there are some states that have the three strike system where if you get like arrested for like certain crimes three times, 220 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,800 you're in life, you're in for life after that. 221 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:16,800 Yeah, but I thought it should be because like some people get like fucking 10 DWI's and still keep fucking drinking and driving. 222 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,800 I think pedophilia should be the death penalty though, but that's another thing. 223 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Oh yeah, but what about people that kill, kill other people about drunk driving? 224 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,000 That's like I think I think the death penalty should still be on the table. 225 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,200 Like just like I think getting rid of it entirely is is a bad thing. 226 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:39,900 I think getting I think the death penalty is a semi deterrent for things. 227 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,900 Yeah, definitely. 228 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:45,400 Dude, I don't know if the death penalty is the right way to fix that. 229 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,500 No, but I'm saying I don't think the death penalty should be completely outlawed. 230 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,100 There should be some crimes that the death penalty is on the table for. 231 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,700 It shouldn't be like, yeah, like it should be on the table for all crimes. 232 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,800 The death penalty should be for all crimes. 233 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,800 Yeah, as a as presidential candidate for 2034. 234 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,200 I have no comment on the death penalty. 235 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,400 So I K. 236 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:07,700 Okay. 237 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,500 This is one of the laws that I really want to be nationwide, not just in like Nevada and stuff. 238 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,900 You guys ever heard of the law of mutual combat? 239 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,600 No, what's that? 240 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:23,400 So mutual combat, I think in Nevada and a couple other like like states that were like cowboy states. 241 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:31,900 If you and another grown man agree to fight each other, you can have a witness and you can fist fight each other and then it's settled. 242 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,500 There's no like police involved or anything. 243 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,100 Oh, yeah, that's what boxing is. 244 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:40,500 No, but like it's a that's how it's going to go under my presidential campaign. 245 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:46,600 Every state's go all 50 states going to have the all 52 states because by the time I'm there, Canada, Greenland are going to be states. 246 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:55,200 And so I everybody can stand out there. All you got to do is call 911 and say, hey, listen, there's the two of us. 247 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,400 We don't like each other. 248 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,700 We got a disagreement to settle. 249 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:02,300 We're going to fist fight a cop comes down and pretty much he just plays referee at that point. 250 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,500 You guys slug it out. 251 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:09,300 When you get done, you both agree that it's over with no matter who won be settled, right? 252 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,300 You shake hands. 253 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,000 That's it. 254 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:20,600 Like I think that's a I disagree with how we deal with like fighting now because like I feel like if you both agree to fight each other, 255 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,900 there shouldn't be like assault charges on both of you. 256 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,600 Like both of you agreed to fight. 257 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,800 Let him Duke it out. 258 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,700 And then, you know, there's still obviously if you're sucker punching somebody without agreeing to fight, that's a different story. 259 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:37,200 But if you both agree to fight each other, I feel like agreeing to fight each other is a thing that you should be able to do as a grown man. 260 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:42,700 Like if I say, hey Casey, let's take it outside and let's punch the shit out of each other because I don't like you. 261 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,600 Let's fucking do it. 262 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,600 Like that shouldn't be a crime like that. 263 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,400 Like we both agreed to fight each other. 264 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400 That shouldn't be a crime. 265 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,000 I dislike how fighting has become a crime. 266 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,200 It's already legal in sports though, right? 267 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,000 Yeah, like sports is a different thing. 268 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:03,600 But like I feel like person to person like if I'm at a bar somebody's like comes in and hits on my girl and I say, hey, I want to challenge you to mutual combat. 269 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,100 And they're like, yeah, let's go do that. 270 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,600 You go fight each other in the parking lot. 271 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,100 I think that should be completely legal. 272 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,600 Well, I agree with that actually. 273 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:16,600 But I mean, I think people are going to be able to make their own decisions one way or the other. 274 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,200 They're going to fucking fight each other. 275 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,000 Yeah, but they're going to fight each other anyways. 276 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 It shouldn't be a fucking crime to fight each other. 277 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:27,200 It's a fucking it's where we live in like a pussy society where we can't fucking punch each other anymore. 278 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,600 Didn't one president die in a duel or something? 279 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:36,600 Andrew Jackson got into like fucking 30 duels on the White House lawn and won all of them. 280 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:41,200 Probably Hamilton died a little sooner rather than later. 281 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:46,000 But you know, yeah, Andrew Jackson fucking shot like 30 people on the lawn in the White House. 282 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 That's amazing. 283 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,400 Yeah, dude, he was fucking nuts. 284 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,200 Also, he's the first president that had an assassination attempt against him. 285 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,800 And then he beat the would be assassin with his cane almost to death. 286 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:08,200 I will I will say in my presidential, you know, time in my years as a president, I will say duels will be brought back. 287 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,400 I agree with that, too. 288 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400 I think that duels should be legal, too. 289 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,800 I think that you should get there is you should both get firearms or swords. 290 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:20,200 If there is two consenting parties, you guys can go there at high noon. 291 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:25,800 And when the clock strikes noon, you guys both pulled the trigger and whoever is left standing wins. 292 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:30,800 Do you think it should be flintlock pistols like the old days or do you think it should be modern pistols? 293 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,000 No modern pistols. 294 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 We're going flintlock. 295 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,400 You get one shot. 296 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,600 And then what about the sword combat? 297 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,200 Because that was that was another thing that you could duel with back. 298 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:46,800 So sword combat is going to be done within the arena like much like Rome or whatever an amphitheater. 299 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:53,000 I think I told this is like it's not an insane like thing for me. 300 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,200 I think that dueling and fighting should be legal still. 301 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,200 I feel like that would solve so many problems. 302 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Also, if you had a fucking problem with the president and you were like the person I was trying to run against the president, 303 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,800 you two should be able to duel on the White House lawn in a public thing. 304 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,000 And it's filmed and whoever lives gets to be the president. 305 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,400 Yeah. 306 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:20,600 I will challenge any person that opposes me in my campaign for 2034 to a boxing match. 307 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,400 12 round championship match on the White House lawn. 308 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,600 I would fucking love that. 309 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,800 I think presidential boxing would be fucking awesome. 310 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,400 I do it. 311 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,400 This says Andrew Jackson was in a hundred duels. 312 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,200 That's incredible, bro. 313 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,200 This dude was fucking nuts. 314 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,400 Andrew Jackson walk up to every single meeting, every single political meeting and say, 315 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,000 you don't keep that motherfucking thing on me. 316 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:51,000 It says that many of these confrontations were in defense of his wife's honor. 317 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,800 Dude, his wife was a whore. 318 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:58,600 Probably his wife was a whore. 319 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,600 Dude, fucking he just was like, you fucking disrespect my wife. 320 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,800 I'll shoot you on the White House lawn. 321 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,400 My wife sucked whose dick? 322 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,600 All right, let's go have a duel out in front of high noon. 323 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:14,200 Just fucking dude, just fucking shoot each other in the White House. 324 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,000 I did a hundred dude, a hundred duels. 325 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 One hundred and oh bro. 326 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,200 Brother was catching bullets here and there. 327 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,400 Oh, we got caught a couple of times. 328 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,200 Yeah, Jackson caught a couple of straights. 329 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,200 They said he carried the bullet for the rest of his life. 330 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,400 Good for him. 331 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,200 Fucking that's a badass dude. 332 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 I hated it. 333 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,800 Jackson my whole life for what he did to them engines. 334 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,600 Now I'm starting to earn some fucking respect for dude. 335 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:51,000 He fucking dude, Andrew Jackson was one of the most insane presidents we've ever had. 336 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,600 He had a hundred duels. 337 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:57,400 He had the first assassination attempt against him that he beat a guy to death with a cane. 338 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:02,240 Then he fucking had he made government cheese a thing like government cheese was because 339 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,000 of fucking Andrew Jackson. 340 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Talking cheese talking about beating somebody with a cane, bro. 341 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000 We need to bring back the times in Congress and like House of Representatives and all 342 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,200 of a sudden, like instead of people just like yelling at each other over the mic, they just 343 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,200 fucking fist fight. 344 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,200 Cause like that shit happened back then. 345 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:25,300 So like all the way up to like after the Civil War, like if there was a disagreement, some 346 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,600 guy said, you know what? 347 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,800 I want to free slaves. 348 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,500 And some guy from the South is like, fuck you. 349 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,900 We're not free slaves. 350 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,760 And now all of a sudden there's this massive fucking fist fight going on in Congress. 351 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,800 Like we got to bring that shit back, bro. 352 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,320 I think that fighting should be completely legal. 353 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,760 It's a fucking problem that fighting isn't legal anymore. 354 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760 Yeah. 355 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,760 Didn't they get into like a fist fight in Congress? 356 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,200 The issue is when people get jumped and they get hurt real bad because of that, you know, 357 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,920 but if you want to do a one-on-one fight or a two-on-one fight, your boys come down. 358 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,400 What's the point of the other one? 359 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,000 A couple of blocks down, come down. 360 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,200 You say, you know what? 361 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000 Our five best against your five best. 362 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,440 You two get the fuck out. 363 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440 Call it a day. 364 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,440 That's all right. 365 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,440 What's the point of having this one? 366 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:08,440 Dude, fight like, like I said, mutual combat should be a fucking thing. 367 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440 Like it's like, I agree. 368 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440 Oh, Ellie back. 369 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440 Oh, damn it. 370 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:16,440 So it's one or the other. 371 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,440 It's a prisoner. 372 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,440 We're back. 373 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440 Yeah. 374 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,360 If Valley packs out my VPs and present. 375 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,240 So welcome back to the show. 376 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240 Welcome. 377 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,840 I was going to ask how he met, why he put the earbud in his left ear. 378 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,040 Can't even get out of it. 379 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,840 If it makes you feel any better, I'll take it out. 380 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,840 All right. 381 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,840 I don't care. 382 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,640 I just wondered why. 383 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,640 Yeah. 384 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640 I need some more. 385 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,640 Like, are you completely deaf in that ear? 386 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,640 Yes. 387 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,640 I got here. 388 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640 Nothing. 389 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,840 I mean, I can have some more questions from my campaign or what I agree with the fighting 390 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,040 and dueling stance. 391 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,040 I think those are two perfectly good things. 392 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,840 How do you feel about black people? 393 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,320 I do like your prison reform. 394 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,840 I love black people. 395 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,440 They should be seen as equal though. 396 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440 All right. 397 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,840 Get rid of affirmative action. 398 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,040 There's a lot of African American ice out there currently, you know, 399 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,480 I'm going to get rid of affirmative action because black people are currently owning 400 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,040 the NBA and the rap game. 401 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,040 All right. 402 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040 So I think they've won. 403 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,240 That's right. 404 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:20,240 I think affirmative action really is an insult to the groups that it's for. 405 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,520 It's an insult to the Asians, bro. 406 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,400 They're the smartest fucking people in this country and they fucking, you tell me they 407 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440 don't get scholarships? 408 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:36,440 Dude, the Asians, I dislike the Asians because they took my last name. 409 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,280 I want to try Tyler's. 410 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:43,360 Motherfuckers just, you know, decided that Lee was their name and it's not, it's my name. 411 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,040 You can't take that. 412 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,080 Lee's German, not fucking Asian. 413 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,840 Well, you know, families marry, Tyler. 414 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840 Yeah, but- 415 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,800 You know what the issue I have with you, Lee? 416 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,800 What's that? 417 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:58,800 Is you share the same name as General Lee. 418 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,120 Well, he is actually, he's actually my grandfather. 419 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,120 Yeah. 420 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,120 Well, you know what? 421 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:08,760 He's a fucking loser and us in the North, we beat his fucking sorry ass across the fucking 422 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,760 South. 423 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760 Well, my family got- 424 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,760 Can I get a fucking, how do you do for the North, baby? 425 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,280 Well, my family got, my family got this- 426 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280 Fuck yeah. 427 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,000 My family got disgraced after the civil war. 428 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Fucking government! 429 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 As they should. 430 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 As they should. 431 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 How dare you? 432 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,360 How dare you stand against the union? 433 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,800 So we got, you know, scattered and- 434 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:34,560 And you know what, when I give over to you on January 6th of 2034, Tyler Lee, you'll 435 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,880 be the second person I put in fucking prison. 436 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,880 How about that? 437 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,360 For the crimes of my ancestor? 438 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,800 For the crimes of my ancestor. 439 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,700 I'll fucking pardon him when I become president. 440 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,840 You gotta lock me and Tyler in semi, semi solitary confinement. 441 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960 It's just me and him sharing a solitary confinement. 442 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,760 You might be my vice president, Ali Maca, right? 443 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,680 So I might not lock you up yet. 444 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,680 All right. 445 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,920 No, I think, I think you two- 446 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,680 Wow, this is fucking delayed. 447 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,680 Yeah, there is. 448 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,680 I'll be the scapegoat. 449 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,680 Give me a sec. 450 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680 Now we're back. 451 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:12,080 When things fall apart, the first thing I'm going to do is throw Ali Mac in prison. 452 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,720 He fucked everything up. 453 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,720 He was the worst in my area. 454 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:21,640 When the CIA comes to me, it goes, uh, Mr. President, yeah, there's been three assassination 455 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,680 attempts on your, uh, your head. 456 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,040 We've thwarted all of them, but things are not going well. 457 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,480 I'm going to go like, what do you mean? 458 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,960 The CIA is going to be the one trying to whack you. 459 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:36,400 I'm going to go get that fat fuck Ali Mac out of bed, throw him in prison. 460 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400 Don't worry guys. 461 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,480 It's all fixed. 462 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,120 Then Tyler comes in out of you. 463 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,240 You pardon Tyler, bring him in. 464 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,680 And then when you fuck the second term up again, then Tyler goes into claim. 465 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,000 Well, no, that's what I'm going to have to do when I lose the favor of the South. 466 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,840 I'm going to be like, I am now pardoning a member of General Lee's family. 467 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,280 He's not going to be the vice president. 468 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,200 I'll be like, hello. 469 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,200 Thank you. 470 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,200 Thank you. 471 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,200 Yes. 472 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200 I'm here. 473 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,520 And then I'll resurrect one statue, one statue, Andrew Stonewall Jackson. 474 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,120 I'll just resurrect that somewhere. 475 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,560 Arizona, where nobody wants to go because it's too fucking hot. 476 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:15,360 You know, I bet people, I feel like Georgia would be a better spot for that because fucking 477 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:21,120 if they have George is way worse than Arizona, people would go crazy. 478 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,360 I've already resurrected three George Floyd statues in the North. 479 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:29,240 Did you see the fucking the mural for George Floyd got struck with fucking lightning that 480 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240 one time? 481 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,240 Oh, it's terrible. 482 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,240 It's terrible. 483 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,240 It just fucking exploded. 484 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,240 Like they had like a video of it. 485 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,080 But listen, at all, you know, that's a loss that should not have happened. 486 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:44,440 You know, for, for which group, whatever you want, but that's a loss of life. 487 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,280 It shouldn't have happened, but is it like that much of a loss? 488 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,280 Jesus Christ. 489 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:57,480 He's like a crack head who would beat his pregnant girlfriend. 490 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,480 Yeah. 491 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,040 But under my prison reforms, he would have got arrested for one of them and he would 492 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040 have come out a better man of society. 493 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,680 Yeah, I don't know. 494 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,720 I just don't think it's that you do know. 495 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720 You do know. 496 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 And you know what? 497 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,880 If you fucking disagree with my prison reforms, Dan, I'll put you in prison. 498 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,440 So I got a, I got a non-political question. 499 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440 All right. 500 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,240 What size of tits is too big? 501 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240 You know what? 502 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,040 I think you go past triple D. You're talking about sagging at that point and you're probably 503 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,240 talking about a gut. 504 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240 You're dealing with a gut. 505 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240 Right. 506 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240 They're fat boobs. 507 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,240 They're not real boobs. 508 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,240 Yeah. 509 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,360 At that point in time, did you earn those boobs by eating too much? 510 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,360 Yeah, probably. 511 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,800 It wasn't like a genetic thing. 512 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,160 What if you, what if you're like, it's like a real thin person and you just got fucking 513 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,600 massive honkers? 514 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,240 Is there, is there a pardon card for that? 515 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240 That's completely different. 516 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,200 But now we're talking about anomalies, anomalies of science. 517 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,200 Okay. 518 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,200 Yeah. 519 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200 Their backs going to be fucked up too. 520 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,200 I might, I'm just- 521 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,560 Probably going to be rolling around in a wheelchair. 522 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,560 My fiance is a hundred and- 523 00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,840 If they got tits that big, their backs going to be fucked up after I get out of the wall 524 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,840 and out and fucking walk. 525 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,840 Oh no. 526 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,840 I know it every fucking day. 527 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,600 Fucking, my fiance is 130 pounds and she has fucking jade tits. 528 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600 Yeah. 529 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,680 I mean, I'm not going to believe it unless you, unless I see it in, you know. 530 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,680 I need proof for that. 531 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,680 Yeah, I'm going to need a picture. 532 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,680 I'm going to need a picture for science. 533 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,760 For scientific reasons. 534 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,160 But no, her back says, she constantly says like her backs like just fucking crooked as 535 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,160 a question mark. 536 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,160 Fucking, it's ridiculous. 537 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,600 Well, we know it's cause you're not blowing it the fuck out. 538 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600 That's for sure. 539 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,600 Nah, dude. 540 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,840 I fixed her back like six times and it's not working. 541 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,840 I'm sure. 542 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,840 I'm sure you fix her back. 543 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,640 He's a chiropractor in his spare time. 544 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,640 I'm a chiropractor. 545 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:47,760 All I'm going to say is man, you see that homeless guy outside the gas station? 546 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,760 Sometimes. 547 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,760 Buy him a beer. 548 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,760 Buy him a hamburger. 549 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,760 Buy him a coffee. 550 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,760 Give him a blanket. 551 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,760 Kiss him on the forehead. 552 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,760 What if he's doing some schizo shit? 553 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,520 Empathy, love, and consideration for your neighbor. 554 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,320 I'm going to make this once great nation rise from the ashes like a phoenix. 555 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,960 What about the schizo ones that are telling you that they're going to eat your liver? 556 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:11,960 Buy him a beer. 557 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,960 Buy him a hamburger. 558 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,960 Buy him a coffee. 559 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,960 Give him a blanket. 560 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,960 Kiss him on the forehead. 561 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960 Give him your liver. 562 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,960 Love, empathy. 563 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,760 I'm going to make this once great nation rise from the ashes like a phoenix. 564 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,520 I feel like that's just a soundbite because that was the same exact tone in everything. 565 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,440 Yeah, you want to make this a fucking soundbite? 566 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,440 I'll put you in prison. 567 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,160 Dude, I think this country has risen from the ashes in the past couple of weeks. 568 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160 Oh, you think so, Dan? 569 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160 You think so? 570 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,160 You think I can't fix this fucking country? 571 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,200 No, I think, you know, maybe- 572 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,200 Watch your fucking tone. 573 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,200 Watch your tone. 574 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200 Because I'll put you in fucking prison, bro. 575 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,840 You're putting people in prison? 576 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,960 I think Trump's doing a fantastic job so far. 577 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,960 Yeah, you think so? 578 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,400 You don't think he's going to do a better job than me? 579 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,600 Did you know the White House, they actually bag your shit? 580 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,760 What does that mean? 581 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,640 Like the president's fecal matter does not go to the general source system. 582 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 What? 583 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,640 Stop. 584 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,640 That's a true thing. 585 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640 You can look that up. 586 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 I have heard that before. 587 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,640 You can go out with the president on a leash like he's a dog. 588 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,640 He like takes his shit- 589 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,640 No, no. 590 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,640 If you take his shit- 591 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,640 The guy's got to like- 592 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,680 If you take his shit in the White House, you take his shit in the White House as a government 593 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,800 official, there's bags in the toilet that collect your shit and then they get incinerated. 594 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800 That's a fact. 595 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800 What's the point of that though? 596 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Because then they can't- 597 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800 Well, they can't steal the fucking DNA of Bill Biden. 598 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,240 They can't steal the DNA and then- 599 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,240 And fucking clone him, right? 600 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240 False news. 601 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,240 False news. 602 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240 That's fucking real, dude. 603 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,240 He's a liar. 604 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,240 I'll fact check it. 605 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,520 Tyler, Tyler, he's pale white. 606 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,800 I am super pale. 607 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,920 I am really pale, dude. 608 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:52,000 You know, if I get elected president, I'm going to put him and his whole family in prison 609 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,400 for what they did to the union. 610 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,520 What about my mom's side? 611 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,320 Do they get to stay out? 612 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,000 Yeah, you know what? 613 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,440 Your slut of a mother wanted to fucking marry into General Lee's family. 614 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,160 I'll put her in prison too. 615 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,640 Yeah, that makes sense. 616 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,720 I support putting all of General Lee's ancestors in prison. 617 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:15,320 My wife wanted to marry a member of General Lee's fucking family. 618 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,940 I'll put her in prison. 619 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,600 Everybody you know is going to put you in prison. 620 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,000 Everybody, including Kyle himself. 621 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,400 Kyle himself is going. 622 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,880 I will complete- 623 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:33,680 Press conference is like, well, I did a few podcasts with General Lee's great, great, 624 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,680 great grandson. 625 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,840 Apparently now I have to go to prison. 626 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,920 Kyle, when you become president, will you put former president Trump in prison for his 627 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,920 34 felonies? 628 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920 He's probably going to be dead. 629 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920 I'm going to be- 630 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920 Well, the thing is- 631 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,920 Even if he's like 90 years old. 632 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,920 None of them are actually felonies. 633 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:54,560 They just like upcharged him or whatever they're all in this misdemeanor account. 634 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,560 So what I'm going to do is he's going to spend six months in prison under my prison 635 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,560 reform. 636 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,560 He's going to come out a brand new man. 637 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,240 He's going to be a great member of society. 638 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,640 Is it going to be like a fucking pound me in the ass prison? 639 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,640 It's going to be a pro. 640 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,160 There's going to be no more rich people prisons, bro. 641 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,240 Martha Stewart went to this fucking beautiful prison and sold Tupperware. 642 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,240 Fuck no. 643 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,240 She's going to go to prison with fucking Derry the fucking dyke. 644 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240 All right? 645 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,520 They're going to share a fucking cell. 646 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,160 Diddy's in that fucking terrible prison in New York. 647 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:30,360 He's with fucking Luigi and fucking- He's with the Diddler, Luigi, fucking- 648 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,360 It's pro. 649 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,720 It's Diddy, Luigi, and R. Kelly are all in the same- 650 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,880 So, uh, Jesleen fucking- or what the fuck her name? 651 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,880 Jesleen? 652 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,880 Jesleen? 653 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,880 Jesleen? 654 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Yeah, she's in the same prison. 655 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,880 My mind is telling me no. 656 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:53,880 But my body, my body is telling me yeah. 657 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,880 I can't tell if that's Dan or Kyle. 658 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,880 That's your 2034 president-elect Kyle Franklin. 659 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,880 All right? 660 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,880 What the fuck was that? 661 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,280 I just dropped fucking a glass across the floor. 662 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,280 That's even worse. 663 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,400 Have you ever done a thing where you drop a knife and you try to reach for it and you're 664 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,760 like, oh, no, no, don't try to catch that one. 665 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,280 One time I dropped a knife straight through my foot. 666 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280 That sounds awesome. 667 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,280 Yeah, it was not good. 668 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,800 Casey, why do you fucking drink wine with fucking ice in it? 669 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,800 You fucking absolute fucking mongoloid. 670 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:36,040 I'm fucking old because I'm a liberal and I support the Democratic Party. 671 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,400 I'll tell you what, Casey, if you're going to support a political fucking party, you 672 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:47,040 know, Democrats, Republicans, whatever, and you get colluding with other fucking politicians, 673 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,360 I'd gladly put you in fucking prison, bro. 674 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,000 Can you take the premium cracker company and fucking put them in prison because the generic 675 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 crackers- 676 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,960 The first thing I'm going to do, the first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to abolish 677 00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,960 fucking political parties. 678 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:05,680 And if you're caught colluding with other politicians, you're going to prison, bro. 679 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:12,400 Nah, dude, I need you to fucking put the premium cracker company in prison because you get 680 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,920 the generic crackers and it completely fills the sleeve of crackers. 681 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:21,160 And then you get the quote unquote premium cracker company and they only fill like 90% 682 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,160 of it. 683 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,800 There's a 10% fucking cracker taken away from you and that shouldn't be allowed. 684 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,560 Tyler wants all crackers to go to prison. 685 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560 Yeah. 686 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,360 It sounds like you're fucking race baiting here. 687 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,240 So everybody's got some skeletons in their closet, right? 688 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,240 Right, right. 689 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240 You go to run for president. 690 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,640 What are they digging up on Kyle? 691 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,640 Oh shit. 692 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,640 Kyle's on drugs. 693 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,760 He fucked a lot of hookers. 694 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,760 That's about it, bro. 695 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760 But who hasn't done that? 696 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,400 You just got to come out and fucking say it at the beginning so everybody knows. 697 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,600 I'm going to tell them. 698 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,160 You ever fuck a hooker? 699 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,160 A hooker? 700 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,160 Yeah. 701 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160 A hooker. 702 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,160 What do you hookers, bro? 703 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:14,000 If you're not paying for sex, are you really a US president? 704 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000 I never have. 705 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,200 Only strippers. 706 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,840 What's the best strip club you've been to, Kyle? 707 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,840 Decarlos. 708 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,840 I love it. 709 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,840 Greasy, dirty, and with cockroaches in the corner. 710 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,840 Is that the best girls? 711 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,040 Actually, Sex Pistol in Montreal because they show everything, bro. 712 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,760 Full touch. 713 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,240 The best part was there was eight of us. 714 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,240 There was a bachelor party. 715 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,240 We were up there in Montreal. 716 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,240 We were all fucking 19 years old, except for the guy that's getting married. 717 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,320 He's 20. 718 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,320 He's going away military, whatever. 719 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,720 He's going to go to fucking Afghanistan. 720 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,720 There's fucking three strippers. 721 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,880 I don't want to call them hookers. 722 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,880 Three strippers. 723 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,280 Full fucking... They got their panties off and everything. 724 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,320 I look over and my buddy's just fucking finger blasting this one boy. 725 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,800 There's another one just fucking eating her ass. 726 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,800 I'm like, Jesus Christ. 727 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,800 I love Canada, bro. 728 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,960 The strippers are hookers, though. 729 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,960 Is prostitution legal in Canada? 730 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960 No. 731 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960 Well, I think it's frowned upon. 732 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,200 All I'm saying is the strip clubs are full show. 733 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,280 The strip clubs here are also full show, but they're like, you can't touch me type shit. 734 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,760 See, I don't like that. 735 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,400 No, but Montreal, you could be sitting there with your whole fist in her asshole, bro. 736 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,400 Jesus Christ. 737 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:39,240 Speaking of that, we're going to do episode 99 or 100 in Canada, I guess. 738 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,600 Episode 100 in Montreal in a strip club would be fantastic. 739 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,120 That's where we're planning on going, Montreal. 740 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:54,880 I will do my first presidential video or whatever for 2034 in the Montreal strip club. 741 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,280 I'll be like, you want to get fucking French bitches like this that look fucking sexy? 742 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,400 Dude, I hate the French accent. 743 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,200 French accent makes me want to fucking kill myself. 744 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,840 That French accent, suck a dick. 745 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,840 Oh my God. 746 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,520 We should do the podcast live from the strip club. 747 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,520 They wouldn't let us. 748 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,840 Just bring a bit of the fucking mics in. 749 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,840 Yeah, we're doing a podcast. 750 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:23,040 We could get a stripper on an interviewer for a guest. 751 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,680 How much do you think you'd have to pay a stripper to have her as a guest on a podcast? 752 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,320 A hundred bucks. 753 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,880 You think a hundred bucks? 754 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,880 Yeah. 755 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,880 Maybe even 50. 756 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,880 It depends on how fucking. 757 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,640 Just buy a private dance and be like, yeah, we just want to talk to you on the podcast. 758 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:42,160 You're going to Decarlo's, you're talking $15. 759 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,160 Why are you paying? 760 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,160 You say we want to have an interview. 761 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,600 Don't even tell them it's a podcast. 762 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,600 We'd like to interview you. 763 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,600 Hi, my name's Ali Max. 764 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,600 Oh, here we fucking go. 765 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,600 I was half promised the vice presidency in 2013. 766 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,600 If without paying you, if you'd come on as a fucking podcast guest on my podcast. 767 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,600 I don't think I sound like that. 768 00:35:54,600 --> 00:36:12,600 Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, listen, if you put me in prison, do I get conjugal 769 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,400 visits by strippers? 770 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,880 Oh bro. 771 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:23,240 I already told you there's four pillars therapy, social service work, uh, fucking community 772 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,040 service and a bachelor's degree in college. 773 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,480 That's all you're fucking doing, bro. 774 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:33,360 If you're, if you think you're getting pussy and fucking prison, you're fucking high, bro. 775 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,360 I don't want to go to prison. 776 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,360 That hurts. 777 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,520 Well then you will, bro. 778 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,920 You're fucking doomed, bro. 779 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,400 Your family already broke the law. 780 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,400 How dare they fucking. 781 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,120 Over a hundred years ago. 782 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120 Oh fuck. 783 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,120 Somebody's got to fucking punishment. 784 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:52,760 Tyler South was punished for fucking like 20,000 years. 785 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,160 You are direct descendant of general Lee. 786 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,440 Just go back and punish the cell again. 787 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,520 I'm going to abolish slavery. 788 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,920 It's already abolished, but I want Tyler to pay for slavery. 789 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:12,000 Yeah, he's going to make his vice president, re-institute slavery, throw him in prison 790 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,480 and then get rid of it. 791 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,480 That's perfect. 792 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,080 Ali back to be like, I've re-instituted slavery. 793 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,320 One day later I'll be like, I'm putting him in fucking prison. 794 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,200 Slavery abolished. 795 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,760 Slavery is legal in California. 796 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,760 See America. 797 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,800 I got your fucking back. 798 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,920 Slavery legitimately is legal in California. 799 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,920 Yeah. 800 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,920 You know what? 801 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,040 Every politician in California, I'll throw them in prison. 802 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,840 Mike, they haven't abolished it yet, which is hysterical. 803 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,160 It's abolishing the federal rule. 804 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:46,920 The issue is I'm probably getting assassinated because I'm throwing a lot of people in prison. 805 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:56,160 Trump this week, he signed an executive order to put all biological males back in male prison, 806 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,160 which I think is a good idea. 807 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,160 What? 808 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,160 They're going to get their busies? 809 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,680 Yeah, because then you don't have- 810 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,680 Do they have busies yet? 811 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,880 Or are they just, they have cocks still? 812 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,880 No, they're just- 813 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,880 So wait, wait, wait. 814 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,760 Hold on a sec. 815 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,160 So we're looking at a future. 816 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,600 Kyle becomes president. 817 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,040 I can go to jail. 818 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,600 I can get a bachelor's degree and there's trannies. 819 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,600 Get the fuck out of here. 820 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,600 No, no. 821 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,640 There's no trannies because Trump just banned them from the jails. 822 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,640 Oh no, listen. 823 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,640 No, no, no. 824 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,640 They're biological males. 825 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,400 They have to go back to the male prisons. 826 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:35,840 If you think I'm separating prisons between males and females, you're high. 827 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,040 It's going to cost too much fucking money. 828 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,400 Everybody's getting lumped into one fucking cell. 829 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,640 If you want to fuck, listen, here's the fucking thing. 830 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,480 If you're in prison for over four years and you don't get your bachelor's degree, you're 831 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480 going to get killed. 832 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,480 I support it. 833 00:38:51,480 --> 00:39:00,280 I got a four year degree, but I spent two and a half years of it fucking this broad 834 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,840 bed, next to my fucking prison cell and I fucking failed college. 835 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,840 I'm sorry, bro. 836 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,840 Death penalty. 837 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,840 What did he do? 838 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:07,840 Death penalty. 839 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,840 Arm robbery. 840 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,840 What did he do? 841 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,840 Arm robbery. 842 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,840 Well, don't chase pussy, bro. 843 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,840 I gave you a chance to be a member of society. 844 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,040 45% of incarcerated individuals have ADHD. 845 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,040 So do I. 846 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,040 You know how that bachelor's degree thing is going to work out. 847 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,040 They'll die, bro. 848 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,040 They'll die. 849 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,040 I guess they're just going to die. 850 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,040 Hey. 851 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,040 I'm giving you a fucking chance, bro. 852 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,760 Do you want to sit and rot in a fucking cell until you come out to go back in the cell? 853 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,360 Or do you want to come out a member of society? 854 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,360 But what if you have autism, dude? 855 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,360 You're going to die, bro. 856 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,000 You can make it easier for people. 857 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 No, fuck you. 858 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,880 Listen, you did something to get put there too. 859 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,880 I laid the groundwork. 860 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:48,880 There's four pillars. 861 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,840 I'd be a political prisoner, dude. 862 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,200 I didn't do anything to get there. 863 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,720 Social work. 864 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,440 Fucking therapy. 865 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,920 Community service and a bachelor's degree. 866 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,720 If you can't do those four things before you get out of prison, you're dead. 867 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,000 What if it's like an art degree? 868 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,360 It's fucking useless. 869 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,440 You got your bachelor's. 870 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440 You know what? 871 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,440 I'm proud of you. 872 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,080 You can go back for art history, Tyler. 873 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:18,160 Dude, I have almost all my credits for fucking fine arts at the Valley, dude. 874 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,160 You know, but the thing is, you know, I'm going to put you in prison for a free bachelor's 875 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,480 degree, right? 876 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,160 If you're going to waste your time on a useless degree, that's on you, bro. 877 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,360 What's more useless? 878 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,720 Fucking art degree or European history degree? 879 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:39,040 Probably art, because listen, you can become a professor with the European history. 880 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,040 I could be an art teacher. 881 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,200 Don't you think this is going to lead to people intentionally getting incarcerated to go to 882 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,480 college, though? 883 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,240 What if you make it a problem? 884 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,560 If you want to get incarcerated, be my fucking guest, bro. 885 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,560 I'll put you in prison. 886 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,560 I'll put everybody in prison. 887 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,240 I don't give a fuck. 888 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,320 Who's paying for that? 889 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,320 Who's paying for it? 890 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,320 The fucking taxpayers. 891 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,320 I love it. 892 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,480 I support it. 893 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,160 It's at socialism and I support it. 894 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,040 All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is you want a better society. 895 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,600 We got to reform people. 896 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,000 We got to make them a better member of society. 897 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,340 Are you going to put yourself on a dollar bill? 898 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,360 I will be printed on the three dollar bill. 899 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,360 Correct. 900 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,360 There we go. 901 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,360 Let me be your vice president. 902 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,080 No, do not ever let fucking Casey O'Neill near anything. 903 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,080 We're on the same side. 904 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,080 Casey will be my second vice president after I put that fat fuck Ali Maxson in. 905 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,080 Oh my God. 906 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:37,040 We got to talk about some of this crazy shit that Trump was doing this week. 907 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,040 Like fucking Canada. 908 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,040 That works though. 909 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,040 That works. 910 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:46,960 Before we get too far into it, any final questions before I... I got to go wash my ass and go 911 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,960 to bed. 912 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:48,960 All right. 913 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,960 What'd you say? 914 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,800 I got to wash my ass and go to bed, Dan. 915 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:53,800 All right. 916 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,800 Some people got to work for a living. 917 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,600 And if you don't want to work for a living, I'll put you in prison. 918 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,940 Prison for everyone. 919 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:06,080 We need to make a fucking political poster that just says prison underneath Kyle. 920 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,560 It's going to be my face. 921 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,560 It's just going to say prison. 922 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,560 Prison needs you. 923 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,560 It's going to say Franklin 2034. 924 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,560 Prison. 925 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:25,640 I swear to God, bro, I'm putting cops, firefighters, politicians, business owners. 926 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,640 Everybody's going to prison. 927 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,640 What about babies? 928 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640 Can we put babies in prison? 929 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,960 If a baby wants to break the fucking law, try me, bitch. 930 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,960 How many firefighters going to prison? 931 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,680 Because I swear to God, you want to cheat on your wife 17 fucking times, you're going 932 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680 to go to prison. 933 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:40,680 That's a fact. 934 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,680 I don't think they all do that though, bro. 935 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,800 My good fucking portion of them do, Daniel. 936 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,280 Why is that such a big problem of firefighters cheating on their wives? 937 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,560 Because all these fucking hot sluts go to these fucking commercial agencies to work 938 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,040 as EMTs at 18 years old. 939 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040 It's hard. 940 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,040 You're going to put all these pussy around them? 941 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,040 What are they going to do? 942 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,040 Have restraint. 943 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,080 Also the kind of people that become firemen. 944 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,080 Correct. 945 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,080 Correct. 946 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,400 Some of the people that become firemen are just fucking, you know, we'll leave it there. 947 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:17,160 All I say is those kind of people are going to prison. 948 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,160 Everyone's prison. 949 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,160 Kyle Franklin, prison for everyone. 950 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,480 There's going to be a prison in every fucking city. 951 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,720 That's how many people I'm putting in prison. 952 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,200 You want to act the fuck up? 953 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200 Try me, bitch. 954 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,200 So that's you, you're going to college, bitch. 955 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200 I'll do it. 956 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200 But that's the thing too, bro. 957 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200 You're going to prison? 958 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,200 No, fuck, yeah, you're going to prison, but you're going to fucking college. 959 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,640 You did do hard time. 960 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,920 So can we just change all the colleges, the prisons? 961 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,560 A good 50% of them, correct. 962 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,560 Because you know what? 963 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,240 50% of the colleges are prisons anyways. 964 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,240 All right. 965 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,240 Yeah. 966 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,240 Hudson Valley Community College, just put a fucking fence up around it. 967 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,200 I wasn't allowed to rollerblade there. 968 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,200 It is a prison. 969 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,200 Prison. 970 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,280 Dude, I fucking, I almost got kicked out of college because I refused to stop rollerblading 971 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,960 at fucking Hudson Valley. 972 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,960 What? 973 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:07,960 Yeah, dude. 974 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,920 That's a weird hill to die on. 975 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,720 I kept rollerblading the class because one of my classes was at the very other end and 976 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,720 I had five minutes to get to my other class. 977 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,400 So I just rollerbladed to my other class. 978 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,400 What's the matter? 979 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,600 You couldn't buy a bike? 980 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,600 Fuck bikes, dude. 981 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,600 Rollerblading is better. 982 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,600 Dude, I love rollerblading. 983 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,600 Listen. 984 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,160 Yeah, but you know what, Dan? 985 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,160 Rollerblading was illegal. 986 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,160 Bikes weren't. 987 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,160 Tyler, you're going to prison. 988 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,520 Fucking send him to fucking prison. 989 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,520 You're rollerblading. 990 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,520 You can't do it. 991 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,680 Ironically enough, you're going to the prison, which is on the grounds of the college you 992 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,680 committed the crime on. 993 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,680 So you don't have to go very far. 994 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,240 You better hope you get your fucking bachelor's degree because if not- 995 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,720 What if it's an associate's degree college? 996 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,720 What happens then? 997 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,720 Doesn't matter, bro. 998 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,180 I'm not talking about associate's degree. 999 00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,200 You want to spend four years in prison to get your associate's degree? 1000 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,200 Death penalty. 1001 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,200 All right? 1002 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,200 There's no use for you in society. 1003 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,640 What if you didn't get your GED by the time you go to prison? 1004 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,080 Is that just grounds for automatic execution or do you have a chance? 1005 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,080 No, bro. 1006 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,840 You're going to work your ass off for two months before you start your college program, 1007 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,000 get your GED, and if you don't get it, do I have to say it? 1008 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,200 No, I think we got the point. 1009 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,000 How many people on this podcast don't have their bachelor's degree? 1010 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,880 I don't even have my fucking associate's. 1011 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,880 I'm a couple of- 1012 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,880 I have 32 college credits. 1013 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,000 A lot of you guys are going to the death penalty. 1014 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I hate to tell you. 1015 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000 I have my bachelor's. 1016 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,680 I have 48 credits. 1017 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,880 I graduated college without a degree. 1018 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,880 He's not safe. 1019 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,880 I have a certificate. 1020 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,880 Does that count? 1021 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,880 Right. 1022 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,880 Oh, you're going to prison. 1023 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,880 All right, Kyle. 1024 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,720 Kyle, crazy, crazy thought. 1025 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,020 What if you already have your bachelor's degree when you go to prison? 1026 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,020 What happens then? 1027 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:53,280 Well, then you're going to a master's program, bro. 1028 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,720 Free ride to a master's. 1029 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,720 Oh, you're sweet. 1030 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,320 What if a fucking doctor goes to prison? 1031 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,800 Yeah, what if you have your PhD? 1032 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,400 Have you ever met a good guy with a PhD? 1033 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,400 No. 1034 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Exactly. 1035 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,400 Death penalty. 1036 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:13,040 If you got your life so in order, if you got your doctorate, your PhD, whatever, and you 1037 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,160 doing so well that you wind up in prison, I just hate to tell you, bro, you got a year 1038 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,160 and a half left to live. 1039 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,920 How do you intend to execute? 1040 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:27,240 Is that going to be lethal injection, hanging, firing squad, gas chamber? 1041 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,240 No, bro. 1042 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,240 I'm not putting the guilt on anybody. 1043 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,720 I'm giving you a fucking nine millimeter. 1044 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,120 You're going to shoot yourself. 1045 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,040 What if you refuse to do it, then do you get shot? 1046 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:40,280 Actually, actually, are you guys a big fan of bread and games? 1047 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,280 Of what? 1048 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,640 Of bread and games. 1049 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,960 I've heard of bread and games. 1050 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,080 Hang on, hang on. 1051 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,800 Let me crack a fucking other. 1052 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,800 Happy Dad. 1053 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,200 God, fucking Happy Dad sounds good right about now. 1054 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,600 Isn't Happy Dad's like a fucking brand by somebody? 1055 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,600 It's a Celtic, correct? 1056 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,600 Yeah, are you guys not a... 1057 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,600 You want a drink? 1058 00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,600 No, why not? 1059 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,600 Why not? 1060 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,760 I only have wine or whiskey. 1061 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,760 We're drinking wine. 1062 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,760 Fuck yeah, baby. 1063 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:12,360 If you guys are sentenced to the death penalty, instead of me killing you or executing you, 1064 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,360 right? 1065 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,360 Throw some ice in there. 1066 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,360 I want to see what this is all about. 1067 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,360 Please. 1068 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,360 You now become a gladiator. 1069 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,360 You're a gladiator. 1070 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,360 I'll fucking take gladiator. 1071 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:25,920 And at the minimum, four times a year, I'm going to hold bread and games. 1072 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,960 And when things get bad, really bad in the nation, I'll hold bread and games again. 1073 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,560 So it's going to be like the Hunger Games? 1074 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,120 No, it'll be free food to everybody. 1075 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,720 And you go to the Coliseum and you watch the gladiators kill each other. 1076 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,160 Can I sign up to be a gladiator? 1077 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,800 I mean, you can relinquish your freedom to become a gladiator. 1078 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,760 But let's see, could it be professional gladiators versus prisoners? 1079 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:49,760 I think that'd be... 1080 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,720 A professional gladiator is a prisoner. 1081 00:47:53,720 --> 00:48:00,360 In the moment times, you know, technically gladiators was slaves, so they had no rights. 1082 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,880 You know, so that's kind of what I'm going for here. 1083 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,280 Hey, did you know that you could drink gladiator semen and like that was like a potion back 1084 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,280 then? 1085 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,280 That is a strong fucking stream, bro. 1086 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,880 What the fuck? 1087 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:19,880 Did you just dig out, dude? 1088 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,880 Yeah, he was pissing, bro. 1089 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,880 I think he was dying. 1090 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,880 Oh shit. 1091 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,880 Kyle, take your dick out. 1092 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,880 I want to hear it on the podcast. 1093 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,880 Take your dick out, bro. 1094 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,880 Hit it against something. 1095 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,880 We'll guess how big it is if you flop it on something. 1096 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,880 What if I... 1097 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:35,880 Hang on. 1098 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,880 I got a bottle here. 1099 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,880 I got a piss. 1100 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,880 I'm going to piss in it. 1101 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,880 Jesus Christ. 1102 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,880 What happened? 1103 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,880 He's pissing in a bottle. 1104 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,760 Oh, that's a first on the podcast. 1105 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,760 Or is it? 1106 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:54,320 I asked one of my friends at work, it was his last day, so I was like, you should come 1107 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,320 on the podcast. 1108 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,720 He's like, I'm a bleeding heart liberal. 1109 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,720 I would probably cry. 1110 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:01,320 I was like, that would be a first on our podcast. 1111 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,320 No one's cried. 1112 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320 Yeah. 1113 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,680 That wouldn't do very well for your argument if you brought a strong liberal here and they 1114 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,720 just had a sobbing meltdown. 1115 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,120 I feel like that would just fuel the fire for David Piper. 1116 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,120 That would be awful. 1117 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,120 That would just be a disaster on all of them. 1118 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,120 All right. 1119 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,720 I'm going to make you cry. 1120 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,040 I couldn't even fucking hear it. 1121 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,040 It just was like a... 1122 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,040 Yeah. 1123 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,040 I noticed the audio wasn't capturing it. 1124 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,040 Yeah. 1125 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,040 That's probably... 1126 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,520 In reality, I have a small dick. 1127 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,520 All right. 1128 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,120 So, like, what's your favorite bottle to piss in if you have to choose a bottle to piss in? 1129 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,800 I prefer Gatorade bottles. 1130 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,800 Absolutely. 1131 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,800 Thank you. 1132 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,640 Gatorade bottles are the best ones. 1133 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,880 You can shove your whole dick in there. 1134 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,720 When you do cans, that's a risky game. 1135 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,720 Now cans too risky. 1136 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,640 Yeah, you can slice your fucking cock tip off if you're too in the bag. 1137 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,520 Well, this was a screw-off top monster can. 1138 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,520 Oh, yeah. 1139 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,520 You're good. 1140 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,440 That's got a good diameter there. 1141 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,440 You can get some good flow. 1142 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,440 It's quite warm, bro. 1143 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,440 I'm holding it now. 1144 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,440 It's almost like a hand warmer. 1145 00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,440 You can actually... 1146 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,440 That's a survival tactic. 1147 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,720 If you have a bottle, you can actually piss in it and then huddle around it. 1148 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:07,080 And then put it within your jacket, like on your heart. 1149 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,080 And then it warms you up. 1150 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,080 On your forearm. 1151 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,080 And then you drink it when you get thirsty. 1152 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,080 That is actually pretty warm. 1153 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:19,680 I am now going to invent a hollow dildo that you piss in and then give it to your lover 1154 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,040 to fuck herself with. 1155 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,760 Or you can cum in it and then when it comes, it just... 1156 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,640 How much cum are you shooting at? 1157 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,760 You're going to put the whole dildo up, really? 1158 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,920 Have you ever seen the horror stories out of nine of the jars of cum that people put 1159 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,640 action figures and shit in? 1160 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640 What? 1161 00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,600 What are you doing with that, bro? 1162 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,880 That's insane. 1163 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:43,880 I've heard horror stories of people putting My Little Ponies in fucking jars and just 1164 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880 cumming in it. 1165 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880 You make me want to chug this entire glass of wine with the shit you're talking about. 1166 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,000 You could grow a fucking Chia Pet with all that cum. 1167 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 I'm too sober for this podcast right now. 1168 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,760 You're going to chug the whole glass of wine, Ali Mac? 1169 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,760 Really? 1170 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,760 Get the iced wine. 1171 00:50:54,760 --> 00:51:00,280 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1172 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,080 I'm on my 12th happy death. 1173 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,080 All right? 1174 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,080 Good. 1175 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,080 I'm running for president in 2034. 1176 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,800 If I was at home, I'd be just as in the bag. 1177 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,240 I do not drink. 1178 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,920 I was very in the bag when we guest starred on your podcast. 1179 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,920 That was... 1180 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,920 Yeah, me too. 1181 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920 I don't even remember. 1182 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920 If anybody... 1183 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,920 I'm so fucking frustrated on that day. 1184 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:25,400 If anybody was really in the bag was 19 Bud Light Deep Kyle that fell asleep. 1185 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,400 That was so fucking funny. 1186 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,200 That was so funny. 1187 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,120 I love how the tactic I came up with too. 1188 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,200 It was like, all right, it's like a dog, like panting. 1189 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,720 If everybody gets quiet, it's going to put the attention on them and we all shut up for 1190 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:44,160 a second and then you were like, oh man, I was muted the whole time. 1191 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,920 It's like, yeah, sure you fucking worked Kyle. 1192 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:47,920 Whatever. 1193 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,000 I was like, oh bro, I've been talking the whole time. 1194 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,440 Nah, we heard you fucking snoring. 1195 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,520 Like, well, I can see on my screen that your mic was definitely going. 1196 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,760 I don't think you were talking though. 1197 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,760 You tried to backpedal. 1198 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,760 It just didn't work out for you. 1199 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:09,640 It was like, if you could just imagine some like fat white security guard with stains 1200 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:15,120 on his shirt and he's like doubled over with his triple chin showing. 1201 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,120 That was me. 1202 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,120 That was me. 1203 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,120 You were Paul Blart in it. 1204 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,120 Oh shit. 1205 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,480 That was a good time. 1206 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,160 Oh man. 1207 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,200 Your podcast is a lot more serious than ours, dude. 1208 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,680 Like I feel like underdressed. 1209 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,640 Like I feel like I went to like a formal event and I'm wearing a fucking hoodie and everyone 1210 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,800 else is wearing a tuxedo and I'm like, Ooh, I'm in the wrong place right now. 1211 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,960 It was just the way I thought it was going to, to be completely. 1212 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,480 It's why I like coming on here. 1213 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,240 Cause I'm like, I don't have to have any filter. 1214 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,560 You can take your ties off. 1215 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,160 You can just come on this fucking trash podcast. 1216 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,160 You want 1217 00:52:53,160 --> 00:53:08,520 to come on my podcast is like, all right, this is like the fucking dumpster podcast 1218 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,520 where anything goes. 1219 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,520 The trailer part podcast. 1220 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,520 Basically what it is is like, I got a whole fucking comedy venue and we're doing a PC 1221 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,520 comedy on my podcast in the fucking venue. 1222 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,520 But then when you step out the back by the dumpster where people are smoking cigarettes, 1223 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,920 that's where you guys are. 1224 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,200 We're the Jerry Springer of podcast, dude. 1225 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,200 And they're like, Kyle, why are you always out there by the dumpster smoking cigarettes? 1226 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,240 I'm like, don't fuck a worry about it. 1227 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,240 All right. 1228 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,800 We have a clean comedy club. 1229 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,560 This is the, this is the cool kids zone. 1230 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,560 Yeah. 1231 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:41,840 We'll do a, uh, we'll do a collab untitled podcast, survive the 6.5 in Montreal, live 1232 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,840 in Montreal. 1233 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,800 Dude, I have to get Shane. 1234 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:49,760 Oh, like the only thing is Shane can't do Thursday nights because he works 24 on Thursday. 1235 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,000 So I gotta get all you guys free. 1236 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,880 You guys are fucking off over there, aren't you? 1237 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,880 Oh my God. 1238 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,000 All you guys pretty much Shane's free. 1239 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,440 Cause it'd be me and Shane together. 1240 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,480 I'm off fucking Wednesday through Saturday. 1241 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,600 Well, we could do a fucking Friday night or Saturday night, you know? 1242 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600 Yeah. 1243 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,600 Friday. 1244 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,600 Yeah. 1245 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,600 But I, so I'll leave you guys. 1246 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:23,200 I'll leave you with a funny open mic story. 1247 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,200 Yeah. 1248 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,960 Tuesday night I'm going to open mic, right? 1249 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,200 And so I started, let me go back here. 1250 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:39,240 This, I wrote this new bit about how I, uh, was like 17 years old, half a mile to the 1251 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,520 road to my, Jesus Christ. 1252 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:47,240 I'll just fucking wait till you guys are done doing fucking smell assault over there. 1253 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:51,600 At least we're not fucking falling asleep, Kyle. 1254 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600 Okay. 1255 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,080 You fucking set yourself up for that one. 1256 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080 It's good. 1257 00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,800 I drove by Alan Mack and a gilded on an ambulance the other day. 1258 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,800 All right. 1259 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,520 And he didn't fucking waving me up with the air horn at him. 1260 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,040 I did not even, I did not see that. 1261 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,400 I'm checked out when I'm at work. 1262 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,400 It was, it was last week. 1263 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,760 I was pretty sure it was a Wednesday or Thursday. 1264 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,480 I blew the air horn out of a gilded on an ambulance. 1265 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,960 I'm like, Oh, that's Ali Mack. 1266 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,520 And I was like, whoa, whoa. 1267 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,760 And he just fucking fucked off. 1268 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,040 What were you driving? 1269 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,760 A fucking garbage truck. 1270 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,760 All right. 1271 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,160 I'll keep an eye out for the fucking garbage man. 1272 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,160 My bad. 1273 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,160 Fuck. 1274 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,360 What company do you work for? 1275 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,360 County waste. 1276 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,360 Oh, okay. 1277 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,360 I have city waste for mine. 1278 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,640 I was wondering if it was like twin bridges or something. 1279 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,640 Fuck twin bridges. 1280 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,640 All right. 1281 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,640 Don't even get me started. 1282 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,640 All right. 1283 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,440 I'm going to come up for a whole podcast to talk about those scumbags. 1284 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,440 It's on site. 1285 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,080 It's on site with twin bridges. 1286 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,680 That's what I have. 1287 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,480 I swear to God it is on site. 1288 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:58,040 Anyone, any you twin bridges motherfuckers want to step up to me, you brown motherfuckers 1289 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,320 with your stupid white trucks and your brown cans. 1290 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,320 I'll fuck you up. 1291 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,320 I got 20 of those. 1292 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,960 I'm the fucking president in 2034. 1293 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,320 I swear to God, if you're employed by twin bridges that time, I'll put you in prison. 1294 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,000 Twin bridges gave me a full year of free trash. 1295 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,400 So that's what they did. 1296 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400 That's the thing. 1297 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,400 I can't do it. 1298 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,400 I can't get on it. 1299 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,400 I can't get on it. 1300 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,400 No, I want to hear it. 1301 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,400 I want to hear it. 1302 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,400 It's going to take me an hour and a half. 1303 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,400 I can't do it. 1304 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,400 I'll talk about twin bridges. 1305 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,400 I got a story. 1306 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,400 All right. 1307 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,400 Okay. 1308 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:34,920 I got permanently banned from a comedy club. 1309 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,160 So how'd it happen? 1310 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:45,240 I'm working on a new bit about how I, when I was 17 years old, I drunk drove for a half 1311 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:48,200 a mile down my street. 1312 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:54,640 And then I eventually drove through my parents' garage door and broke it. 1313 00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:00,800 And so the whole bit pretty much is just me and my dad fist fighting in the driveway. 1314 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:06,280 But it comes down to like my mom, and this is all true story. 1315 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,440 My mom came out with a cast iron pan and like hit my dad in the head with like a cast iron 1316 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,440 pan. 1317 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,080 Like she was fucking Gary Sheffield in his fourth home run for the year. 1318 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,040 And then she was like threatening to hit me with the pan. 1319 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,520 But instead my dad like punched her in the mouth. 1320 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,920 Well, the whole joke was funny, right? 1321 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,800 All the way up until my dad punched her in the mouth and then the whole comedy club was 1322 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:37,040 like, Oh, and I went, all right. 1323 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,040 Like why is this guy trauma dumping on the stage? 1324 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:43,680 I had the mic up and I went, all right. 1325 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,680 So that bombed. 1326 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:45,680 That wasn't funny. 1327 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,680 So I go to go onto another bed. 1328 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,680 I had two more minutes left. 1329 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,680 This girl in the back heckled me. 1330 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,680 It was like, you think the plastic violence is funny? 1331 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,680 And I was like, I'll tell you what. 1332 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:51,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1333 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:52,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1334 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1335 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1336 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1337 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680 I'm going to go to another bed. 1338 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,520 And I was like, I'll tell you what, if I was married to you, I think it's real fucking 1339 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,520 funny. 1340 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:06,040 I saw the red light come on. 1341 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:13,880 I was like, all right, that's why I said we don't ever want to see you here ever again. 1342 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,800 And I'm like, say the fucking comedy club. 1343 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,400 I don't want to fuck it from a blast. 1344 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,260 Now you should say it. 1345 00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:22,800 That's what we do on this podcast. 1346 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,960 We're like, we don't ever want to see you here ever again. 1347 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,120 Oh God. 1348 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:33,160 That's got to be a terrible feeling. 1349 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:39,120 It was horrible because like the worst part is like the whole joke was like funny and 1350 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:44,440 I didn't even get to the punch line of after my dad like punched my mom in the mouth and 1351 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:49,680 then like, but then my mom becomes fucking a super saiyan and like knocks my dad out 1352 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680 and then like goes. 1353 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:55,520 It was a whole, there's a whole bit after my dad punches her in the mouth, but like I 1354 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,640 couldn't get to it. 1355 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,040 So I'm like, fuck, I didn't even hit the funniest part. 1356 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,580 Now they're heckling me. 1357 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,280 Now I got to do like, now I got to go after the heckler. 1358 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,900 Now I'm the asshole. 1359 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:07,520 And then I get off and they're like, we don't ever want to see you here again. 1360 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,720 And I was like, this fucking sucks. 1361 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,760 Did the line against the heckler at least get a chuckle out of some people? 1362 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,240 Please tell me some people found that funny. 1363 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,120 Yeah, like there were some people that laughed, but now I'm sitting out in my truck like after 1364 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,560 the fucking sets, like 1130 a night. 1365 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,320 And I was like, I fucking suck, bro. 1366 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,320 I think that's fucking funny. 1367 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,320 What the fuck am I doing? 1368 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,320 What was the rest of it? 1369 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:31,760 It's like, why the fuck am I doing comedy? 1370 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,200 I fucking suck, bro. 1371 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,840 What was the punchline on it though? 1372 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,840 Yeah. 1373 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,040 What happened after your dad punched your mom in the mouth? 1374 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,280 Your dear old dad. 1375 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,160 It like goes into another like couple minutes story about how my parents reformed their 1376 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:52,560 marriage and I became the oddball out like an illegal immigrant and all this and that. 1377 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:57,440 I have to tell the whole fucking joke and like, it just, I'm so flustered about the 1378 00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,440 joke now. 1379 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:06,440 I've told it to people and they're like, bro, that's fucking hilarious. 1380 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:11,120 And then I tell it on stage and the first time I tell it on stage, I get fucking canceled. 1381 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,120 Fuck me. 1382 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:18,360 And I spent like an hour in my truck, like you're a piece of shit. 1383 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,000 You're a fat fucking piece of shit. 1384 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,280 Nobody's ever going to find you funny. 1385 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,280 Stop doing comedy. 1386 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,280 Why the fuck are you doing this? 1387 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,920 Terrible fucking comic. 1388 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,920 Nobody finds you funny. 1389 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,720 You've been canceled already. 1390 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,160 Well, Kyle, I find you very funny. 1391 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:34,160 Let's just be real. 1392 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,120 It's like eight mile movie. 1393 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,800 Well, absolutely. 1394 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,440 Like at some point in time, I can't wait. 1395 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:46,480 Like I hope I make it big for this one reason that I can go back to that comedy club that 1396 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,280 will not be named and just fucking sell it out. 1397 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:55,680 And they're like, who's back motherfucker? 1398 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,680 Places probably under new ownership. 1399 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,080 Nobody from the crowd. 1400 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:05,760 That's the only thing that keeps me going is the fact that Shane Gillis got like canceled, 1401 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:11,160 you know, well, he got hired as SNL and then he came back to SNL and well, my favorite 1402 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,280 podcast, Matt and Shane secret podcast and well, obviously on title. 1403 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,280 All right. 1404 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,280 Thank you. 1405 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,280 Thank you. 1406 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,280 Yeah. 1407 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,280 You guys are good. 1408 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,280 You guys keep me going sometimes, but Matt and Shane secret podcast. 1409 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:26,440 If you guys get ahold of the old Testament, that shit's good. 1410 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:30,640 But like just hearing the fact that he got canceled and I came back like I'm like, all 1411 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,240 right, maybe I could do it. 1412 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,240 Yeah. 1413 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:38,960 All right, Kyle, Kyle, before you go, before you go, I got to see a woman get punched in 1414 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:45,200 the fucking mouth by a grown man, but the shit's funny. 1415 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:51,440 Before you go to the story, I got my ass beat by my mother, bro. 1416 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,720 I'm looking at a, I'm looking at a Jersey right now of Adam Fox and the four nation 1417 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,600 face off the USA Jersey. 1418 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,000 Should I pull the trigger on it? 1419 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Yes. 1420 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Wait, hang on. 1421 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000 How much? 1422 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:07,200 Uh, two 50 do it, do it, do it. 1423 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,200 I might do it. 1424 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,200 I might do it. 1425 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,440 Oh, Foxy is the best player on the fucking roster, bro. 1426 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,440 Yeah. 1427 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,600 It's the four nations face off USA Jersey. 1428 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,240 I'm like, Ooh, that looks beautiful. 1429 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,840 I don't even want to talk about my Sabres right now. 1430 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,640 Did you guys see what happened with the Sabres this week? 1431 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,640 No. 1432 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:26,800 So Tage Thompson was like the Sabres best player gets like a super dirty hit late on 1433 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,160 him and nobody on the Sabres did a fucking thing. 1434 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,160 Really? 1435 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,320 Did you guys go after the guy? 1436 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,900 Nobody even checked on Tage. 1437 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,440 He was on the ground for like two minutes. 1438 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,440 Yeah. 1439 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,520 And then like after the, like it was just disgusting. 1440 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,280 Even the announcers are like, is there really no answer to that? 1441 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,720 Like he just got a fucking chicken wing thrown at his fucking head. 1442 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:50,660 Like he went one way, his helmet went the other, and he was just on the ground face 1443 01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:56,320 down like a fucking dead guy in a pool for like, for like 30 seconds and nobody did a 1444 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,320 fucking thing. 1445 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,160 Did you see that fucking nasty ass hit? 1446 01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,640 The fucking one Rangers dude fucking landed on the dude. 1447 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,000 I think two games ago. 1448 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,200 Kyle, Kyle, you know what, uh, were you watching that? 1449 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,840 Uh, the two games ago when fucking, uh, what's his name hit the fucking dude and like the 1450 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,320 dude did a flip. 1451 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:16,480 Oh, oh, who was it? 1452 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,480 Yeah. 1453 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,820 Dude, that was a fucking brutal. 1454 01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:22,800 It wasn't Braden Schneider, but it was a defenseman. 1455 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,800 I can't remember. 1456 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,120 But yeah, he put like a hip check on the dude. 1457 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,120 Was it Miller? 1458 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,120 Was it Keandre? 1459 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,320 It might have been Keandre Miller, it might have been Keandre Miller. 1460 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,800 Dude, he fucking crushed him. 1461 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,280 He threw like a half assed hip check, but he missed the hip check, but then like blew 1462 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,280 right through him and threw him over the top. 1463 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,280 He fucking killed the dude. 1464 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,680 And then immediately the gloves dropped. 1465 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680 I'm like, Oh, uh oh. 1466 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,920 As soon as you see a hit like that, you're like, yup, there it goes. 1467 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,920 Where's the gloves? 1468 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,920 Where's the gloves? 1469 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:49,920 There they are. 1470 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,920 Dude, the worst part about that. 1471 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,920 That's how life should be. 1472 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:52,920 That's how life should be, right? 1473 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:53,920 Oh yeah. 1474 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:54,920 Your boy gets hit, you fucking drop your gloves. 1475 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:58,280 Your boy got fucked up, you know, now you dropped the gloves. 1476 01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:04,120 But I mean, listen, at the end of the day, we played my speech at the beginning of this 1477 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,120 podcast. 1478 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:09,960 But I'll tell you right now, to the corporations and the billionaires, I think they can get 1479 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:14,280 rich off the back of the working class and lower class men in this country. 1480 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:19,040 To the people who think they can evade the taxes and evade the law because they're politicians 1481 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,440 and they can make their career grow off the backs of the middle class and the working 1482 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,640 class America, I'll tell you what, I have empty prison cells. 1483 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,200 They have your names on them. 1484 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,200 Amen. 1485 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,200 Hallelujah. 1486 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:36,560 It made this great country rise again from the ashes that have been left by the Republicans 1487 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,560 and Democrats. 1488 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:42,760 And if I ever find any politician colluding together with another politician or starting 1489 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,560 a political party, I will put you in prison. 1490 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:50,560 And at the end of the day, love your neighbor, love your wife, love your family, hug them, 1491 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:56,120 kiss them, buy them a beer, buy them something to eat, get them a blanket and fucking love, 1492 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,800 empathy, passion, compassion. 1493 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,960 That's what this nation's about. 1494 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:04,920 May we rise from the ashes again and become a great nation forever for once. 1495 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:09,320 And we steamroll every fucking enemy we have America. 1496 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,320 Hell yeah. 1497 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,320 Franklin 2034. 1498 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:12,320 Let's go. 1499 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,320 Yeah. 1500 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,320 Share share can still get it. 1501 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,320 Share. 1502 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:24,160 Dude, fucking that, that fucking wonderful six pack that she had back in the fucking 1503 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,160 like seventies. 1504 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,160 Ooh, Jesus Christ. 1505 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,960 He's talking about washboard apps. 1506 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:28,960 All right, fellas. 1507 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,800 Have a good fucking night. 1508 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,800 All right. 1509 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800 See you later. 1510 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,840 No, I'd still fuck share still to this day, Tyler, to this day. 1511 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,440 You can't take my take to this day. 1512 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:41,440 I'd fuck share. 1513 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,880 That's what I'm supposed to be the guy that likes old ladies. 1514 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,840 Share is a diff, share is in a different league. 1515 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,920 You fucking corrupted Tyler Dan. 1516 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,920 Share's in a different league. 1517 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:55,720 Yeah, but dude, 78 year olds, like, come on. 1518 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,240 That is typically your territory. 1519 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,240 Yeah. 1520 01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,240 Yeah. 1521 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:05,600 But I'm talking like up to 62, like maybe like you might find, you know, a unicorn 65 1522 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,600 year old. 1523 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:07,600 That's still attractive. 1524 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:08,880 Share though. 1525 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,640 But 78 Tyler. 1526 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,760 Share it's fucking share, dude. 1527 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,320 All right, let me see what she looks like in 2025. 1528 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,560 Probably not too great if I do imagine. 1529 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,000 I mean, I actually haven't seen a picture of her in 2025. 1530 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Let's see. 1531 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,120 Well, why are you taking the stance of you definitely fuck her? 1532 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,600 I'm just thinking of the 70s. 1533 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,600 You don't even know what she looks like. 1534 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:33,040 Yeah, you're thinking about the her from 50 years ago. 1535 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:34,040 You know what? 1536 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,960 The face is kind of fucked up, but I'd still do it, you know. 1537 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:41,360 No, dude, it's all what's going to happen is you're going to start unbuttoning clothes 1538 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,320 and you're going to find that it's all smoke and mirrors, bro. 1539 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:46,000 That is not good. 1540 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,360 I can see like in this one picture, her face looks OK. 1541 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:54,480 Like it's fucking being held together with like some next level plastic surgery. 1542 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,600 But her hand is like wrinkly, like a fucking ball sack. 1543 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,800 Dude, she looks like the nun from that fucking horror movie. 1544 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:01,800 She looks creepy. 1545 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,600 She looks like a fucking goblin. 1546 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,600 Still do it. 1547 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,600 Right. 1548 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,600 Worth it. 1549 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,600 Right. 1550 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:08,600 This is Christ. 1551 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,520 They probably have to conduct a fucking seance before she takes the stage. 1552 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:11,520 Not Madonna, though. 1553 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,520 Madonna. 1554 01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,520 Absolutely not. 1555 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,600 Dan kind of sounds like Don Juan right now because he's like, I think you got some like 1556 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,600 nasal congestion. 1557 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,600 Yeah, I'm like, damn, dude. 1558 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,600 Fuck her, bro. 1559 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:25,160 Look at this shit in the 70s. 1560 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,520 Oh, look at that. 1561 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,240 Dude, she looks older in that. 1562 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:30,920 She does now, which is not good. 1563 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,760 She made a deal with the fucking devil. 1564 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,360 Dude, her fucking abs. 1565 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,320 I would fucking lick shit off them. 1566 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,320 Damn. 1567 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,320 Actual shit. 1568 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,320 No, not actual shit. 1569 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,320 Got you. 1570 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:44,320 Bro, back in the day. 1571 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,080 Okay, so what decade? 1572 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,920 What decade, Cher? 1573 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,600 1900s would you go back to? 1574 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,080 If I could go back to the 1900s? 1575 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,160 Yeah. 1576 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,920 And I had to live my life through that. 1577 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,880 I don't get to come back, right? 1578 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:07,200 After the profound question about fucking Cher right now. 1579 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,440 Yeah, you don't get to come back. 1580 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,440 You don't get to come back. 1581 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,840 So this is not about fucking share, this is just living in that decade, or do I get to 1582 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,160 fuck share in that decade? 1583 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,160 Actually from 1900 to now. 1584 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,160 If you play your cards right. 1585 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:21,360 You could go back to the 2010s, dude. 1586 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,800 Any decade from 1900 to now, what would you? 1587 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,200 How old would I be at the start of the decade? 1588 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,520 My age now? 1589 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,000 Right now, same age. 1590 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000 1990. 1591 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,520 You go back to 1990? 1592 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:33,520 1990. 1593 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,520 No. 1594 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,320 1990, invest in Apple. 1595 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,120 No, you go back to 1960. 1596 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,640 That's actually a great idea. 1597 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:40,640 That's a great idea. 1598 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:41,640 Back to the fucking 60s. 1599 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,800 Nah, dude. 1600 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,960 Back to 1990, then you invest in Apple. 1601 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:46,960 And guess what? 1602 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:51,960 When you're in your 40s, I'd be like 47, but you'd be back in the 2020s and you'd have 1603 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,680 fucking disgusting amounts of money. 1604 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,400 I think 1990 is the way to go. 1605 01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,420 Or you could just do fucking Bitcoin if you're willing to wait a little bit longer. 1606 01:08:58,420 --> 01:09:02,560 Or you just want to exponentially grow your shit even more after Apple hits. 1607 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:08,040 Or would it be, what could you do like, all right, I'm in the... 1608 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,120 What are you going to fucking put your money on once you get back to modern day? 1609 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,120 Is it all Dogecoin? 1610 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,800 Dogecoin, Tesla, hope it takes off. 1611 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:18,000 Nah, dude, because I'd be like, all right, I'm going to go back to the 90s. 1612 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,400 The 90s was a decent decade. 1613 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,800 We had decent everything back then. 1614 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,800 And then I would put money in Apple. 1615 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,480 After I put money in Apple, I'd let that sit. 1616 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:30,040 I'd wait a good decade. 1617 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:34,360 And then the 2000s hit, 9-11 happens. 1618 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:37,360 Would you go to New York City during 9-11 just to see it happen in person? 1619 01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,360 You know? 1620 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,360 No. 1621 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,360 I would try and stop it. 1622 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:41,360 What the fuck? 1623 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,360 You want to just witness the terrorism? 1624 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,360 You can prevent it. 1625 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:44,360 Where would you pick to have a... 1626 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:51,520 You're just going to try to find Gerard Way and watch the towers go down. 1627 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,480 Just to really put yourself in his shoes. 1628 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,000 I would stand next to him. 1629 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,560 He was there the day the towers fell. 1630 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,680 I'll find exactly where Gerard Way was and just be like, yo, I'm on the street with Tim 1631 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,680 now. 1632 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,800 But then when he talks about it in the song, I'll be like, well, brother, dude, I was right 1633 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:06,800 there. 1634 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,240 And then I hear you guys are forming a band. 1635 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,040 Do you guys want a sixth rhythm guitar? 1636 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:13,880 Because I'm your fucking guy now. 1637 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,240 You need another bassist, dude? 1638 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,520 I know your brother sucks, so you know. 1639 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,920 Dude, okay, so you can only stop one thing. 1640 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:26,720 Just see if 9-11 is your fucking highway into the fucking band. 1641 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:29,560 You can only stop one thing. 1642 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,600 You can stop Dale Earnhardt from dying or you can stop 9-11. 1643 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,440 Well, if you stop Dale Earnhardt from dying, 9-11 doesn't happen. 1644 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:37,440 I agree. 1645 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,440 Actually, I agree. 1646 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,080 Wait, can I hear the... 1647 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,120 Is there actual logic behind that? 1648 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,120 Why is that? 1649 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:47,840 Because people wouldn't have been as sad and depressed. 1650 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:48,840 They would have to want it. 1651 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:49,840 I don't think Dale... 1652 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:50,840 Okay, don't get me wrong. 1653 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,440 Dale Earnhardt Sr., he's the fucking man. 1654 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:57,800 There would be no terrorism if Dale Earnhardt hadn't died. 1655 01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:01,640 Dare I say, I think there might be more because Americans would have been more proud. 1656 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,800 No, that's the only thing the fucking Arabs were holding on for. 1657 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,800 It was Dale Earnhardt. 1658 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800 Okay. 1659 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,800 We can't attack America. 1660 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,800 They got Dale, guys. 1661 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:10,800 They got Dale, all right? 1662 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,800 They're untouchable right now. 1663 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,800 Oh, he's dead? 1664 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:13,800 All right, all right, let's get some people. 1665 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:14,800 All right, let's talk to the US government. 1666 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800 Let's see if they want to collab on a terrorist attack. 1667 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,800 And that's how it fucking happened. 1668 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,800 So I was born the same day that Dale Earnhardt was. 1669 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,800 I'll pay you. 1670 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,800 60 years later. 1671 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800 One of those. 1672 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,800 60 years later? 1673 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,800 Yep. 1674 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,800 Dale Earnhardt was born 60 years before me on the same day. 1675 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,800 April 29th, Dale Earnhardt was born and so was I. 1676 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:25,800 So... 1677 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:26,800 That's how it's Hitler. 1678 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:27,800 So, I was born on the same day. 1679 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:47,280 So I think that I am the reincarnation of Dale. 1680 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,280 Just get me a NASCAR. 1681 01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:53,080 Well, you were alive at the same time as Dale, though. 1682 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,920 No, Dale died in, I think, 97. 1683 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,920 He died in 2001. 1684 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:56,920 Did he? 1685 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:57,920 He died in 2011. 1686 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,920 Oh, he did. 1687 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:03,000 Oh, well, I guess his soul transferred to me during that time period. 1688 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,400 That's about when I gained sentience. 1689 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,080 So when Dale died, I gained sentience. 1690 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,200 I think that's what happened. 1691 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,480 I remember the exact moment I gained consciousness. 1692 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,480 Really? 1693 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:14,480 Yeah. 1694 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,480 So, does anybody remember? 1695 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,200 Did anyone have direct TV as a kid? 1696 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,080 I had a Time Warner cable. 1697 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:21,080 Okay, yes. 1698 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,080 Cable, yeah. 1699 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:25,960 But the military and NASA actually used to have their own TV channels. 1700 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:30,720 They both since have, I'm assuming the funding got pulled on that one. 1701 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,840 But I was watching some World War II thing, playing with my World War II action figure. 1702 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:40,960 And then I was just like, all of a sudden, the concept of forever just dawned on me. 1703 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,760 And I had an existential crisis at six years old. 1704 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,560 And I was like, holy fuck. 1705 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,960 I was just tripping for the rest of the day. 1706 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,760 It was an out of fucking body experience. 1707 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,840 And I was like, oh, do I even want to go to heaven? 1708 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:58,200 And I was like, I don't know if I want to be around forever. 1709 01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,240 That sounds like hell. 1710 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,240 What if heaven is hell? 1711 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,240 Oh my God. 1712 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:05,160 And then I flipped over to the NASA channel and they talk about how big space is. 1713 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,160 And I'm like, fuck. 1714 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,160 Holy shit. 1715 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,440 This is so much bigger than I thought it was. 1716 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,440 We're so small. 1717 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:11,440 We're so small. 1718 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:16,080 So I remember through my fucking World War II action figure down, I was like, I got 1719 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,680 to fucking, I don't know what I got. 1720 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,680 I got to grow up. 1721 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:19,680 I can't keep doing. 1722 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:20,680 I got to get a job. 1723 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:21,680 I got to invest. 1724 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,680 What am I doing? 1725 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:23,680 So I remember. 1726 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,680 And then I didn't. 1727 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,680 I remember my first consciousness. 1728 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:35,600 I was in preschool and I made a fake stage for myself with the wooden plank things that 1729 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,800 they had in old classrooms. 1730 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:41,320 They were like the semi-wooden boxes things that were about that big, that wide. 1731 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,320 Yeah, you could build a little. 1732 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:47,200 So I built a stage with that and they had a fake two by, they had a two by four, but 1733 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,200 it was a smaller one. 1734 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,680 It was probably a one by four or whatever. 1735 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:54,540 And I was like holding onto it, pretending to play guitar. 1736 01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:59,200 And then I fucking came into existence, you know, consciously. 1737 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,240 And I go, this is fucking stupid. 1738 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,240 And I just dropped it. 1739 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,240 I'm like, fuck it. 1740 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,560 That's when Dale Earnhardt took your soul. 1741 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,720 That's what Dale Earnhardt just overlapped my soul. 1742 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,320 It was at that exact moment. 1743 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:13,800 Dale just emerges from the fucking classroom. 1744 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:17,800 Doran says, Hey kid, you got to grow up. 1745 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,840 We can't be playing imaginary guitars forever. 1746 01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:20,840 All right. 1747 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,760 You're going to buy a bass and you're going to learn how to play it. 1748 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,760 Okay. 1749 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:25,760 I'm Dale Earnhardt. 1750 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,760 Bye. 1751 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,760 I'm Dale Earnhardt. 1752 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:28,760 I'm dead. 1753 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:29,760 Goodbye. 1754 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:30,760 It just fucking disappears. 1755 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:31,760 I'm like, what the fuck just happened? 1756 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,320 I'll see you on the other side. 1757 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:34,320 Walks out. 1758 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:38,480 You just hear his fucking car screech out of the parking lot. 1759 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:40,600 Did anybody see that number three car go? 1760 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,680 What the fuck are you talking about? 1761 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,320 Like Dale Earnhardt's dead now. 1762 01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:48,960 Like before anybody knows that I'm in, I'm just sitting in a fucking preschool. 1763 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,120 Let's go Dale Earnhardt just died. 1764 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,160 Did an airplane just take off in the parking lot? 1765 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:57,120 I saw something that said good wrench on it. 1766 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,800 What the fuck was that? 1767 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,600 The ghost of Dale Earnhardt. 1768 01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:06,400 The fucking Dale Earnhardt pass. 1769 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:12,120 I think my, my, uh, rise to consciousness was actually watching nine 11 happen on TV 1770 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,600 at my grandma's house. 1771 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:18,120 And then my grandma just comes out and looks up TV and she's like, Oh, that sucks. 1772 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:20,040 I'm going back to making lunch. 1773 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,040 All right. 1774 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,080 So I can see she has the same demeanor as you. 1775 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,080 Okay. 1776 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,080 Oh, well shit. 1777 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,560 All right. 1778 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:33,760 I'm just like watching people jump off the fucking story. 1779 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,520 They got parachutes, right? 1780 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:36,520 No sweetie. 1781 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:37,520 They don't. 1782 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:41,960 All right, Dan, Dan, how old were you when nine 11 happened? 1783 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,500 I was 12. 1784 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,040 So what do you remember of nine 11? 1785 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:48,000 Cause I feel like you remember it better than anybody at this table. 1786 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,000 He's told it before. 1787 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,000 Yeah. 1788 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:57,680 I, uh, I was in sixth grade and, uh, an announcement came on over the intercom of the school and 1789 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:01,640 they told us to turn our TVs on. 1790 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,960 I don't know why they made that announcement, right? 1791 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,920 Like why you would want children to see those, right? 1792 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:07,920 What's history? 1793 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:12,480 They told us to turn our TVs on and that a plane just hit the world trade center. 1794 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,480 Oh yeah. 1795 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,040 They're like, you have to watch this. 1796 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,680 Watch the horror unfold in real time. 1797 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:25,400 So that was when the first one hit and then I saw the second one hit live. 1798 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,800 Jesus Christ. 1799 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:31,080 Well, while they were burning the towers, um, the bell rang. 1800 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:32,680 So class let out. 1801 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:38,380 And so I was sitting there alone with my teacher just like glued to the TV, right? 1802 01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:39,960 Because I was like, I knew this was something big. 1803 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,240 I didn't understand what it was though. 1804 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:44,520 And you know, I was like all in a flight simulator and stuff, right? 1805 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:47,880 So to me, this is like fascinating, right? 1806 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:52,560 Because I had like done that, you know, I had hit the world trade center with planes. 1807 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,840 You were playing it back then, damn. 1808 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:57,840 Oh yeah. 1809 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,840 Flight simulator 2000. 1810 01:16:58,840 --> 01:16:59,840 Yeah. 1811 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:00,840 Damn. 1812 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,200 So like, I knew like a little bit about aviation just from that. 1813 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,600 So this was like fascinating to me. 1814 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,600 But um, yeah. 1815 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,480 Uh, what was I going to say? 1816 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:14,200 Oh, my one teacher, uh, who, who, uh, he's dead now. 1817 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,040 But uh, he used to be like, um, a news cameraman. 1818 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:23,280 Uh, he was, he just started screaming as soon as the tower started to fall. 1819 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,280 Jesus Christ. 1820 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:25,280 Yeah. 1821 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,280 Yeah. 1822 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,960 I was, so I was alone in the room with him and he's like, he's like not screaming, but 1823 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,000 he's like, Oh my God. 1824 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,000 Oh my God. 1825 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,480 And I'm like, what is happening? 1826 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:42,080 Like I couldn't, I didn't understand the gravity of it. 1827 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:47,600 I'm like, okay, so the buildings are falling, but he was a newscaster and not a newscaster 1828 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:48,920 and news cameraman. 1829 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:54,240 So he like really like got around and like he was cultured and he like understood like 1830 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,960 what the twin towers were. 1831 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,840 You know what I mean? 1832 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:01,520 So he, this to him, he knew the gravity of the situation. 1833 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,040 Um, but uh, he actually went on to be like a local politician. 1834 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,040 Yeah. 1835 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,800 But um, yeah, but uh, yeah, I just have that burned into my brain, dude. 1836 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,320 Just him saying, Oh my God. 1837 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,680 Oh my God. 1838 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,680 That's crazy. 1839 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:21,960 The only thing I can compare that to is, you know, so I, so McGeary's there's a bar in 1840 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:22,960 Albany. 1841 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,200 It's a big Bill's backer bar. 1842 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,200 Yeah. 1843 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:31,640 So it was a, like a crucial matchup against the, um, the chiefs, no, the Cincinnati bangles. 1844 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:37,760 And um, that was the game where, uh, Demar Hamlin got commotion, cordis and fucking die. 1845 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:41,600 And every, the whole place went dead silent because everybody's like this place, like 1846 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:46,800 when this, when the fucking bill score touchdown, they play the touchdown song over the loud 1847 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,800 speakers. 1848 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:48,800 Everybody's drunk. 1849 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,200 Everybody screams every fucking word of it. 1850 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:54,520 So like that happened in like the first quarter and the whole place was just crickets and 1851 01:18:54,520 --> 01:19:00,560 like I hated to be that guy, but it was just a weird scenario because like I'm watching 1852 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:01,560 it with my girlfriend. 1853 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:06,240 I see like the ambulance come out on field and I was like, that doesn't happen like that. 1854 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,000 It's like, this guy's dead. 1855 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,560 He's, he's fucking dead. 1856 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:10,680 They don't bring an ambulance out. 1857 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,280 Like they are going to, they'd stretch it. 1858 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:16,400 Like even if he had a spinal injury or he was unconscious after like a fucking, yeah, 1859 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,400 they would cart them. 1860 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:22,240 So the fact that there's an ambulance on the field, I was like, honey, I don't want to 1861 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:26,720 fucking like be the bearer of bad news, but he is absolutely like they're working him 1862 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:27,720 right now. 1863 01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:32,920 And then like, sure enough, like some people at the table over next to me overheard me and 1864 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:34,680 they're like, what, what, what, why do you think that? 1865 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:38,440 And then like my girlfriends, of course, like, oh, he's an EMT. 1866 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,400 And then it turns into like a bunch of more people hear that. 1867 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:46,060 And then like fucking what's his face, not Chris Collins, where Joe bucks, like we have 1868 01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:49,640 word that they are performing CPR on Damar Hamlin. 1869 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,280 This is a very sad site to see. 1870 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:53,080 We're going to cut to commercial break here. 1871 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,080 Wopper, Wopper, Wopper, Wopper. 1872 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,080 Fucking Christ. 1873 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,080 I was watching that. 1874 01:19:58,080 --> 01:19:59,080 I like turned it down. 1875 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,080 It was so fucking bad. 1876 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:09,880 Dude, I was watching that game at work because I was, I was, I wasn't on call and like we 1877 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,120 all did like the same thing. 1878 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:12,560 We're like, oh fuck, he's dead. 1879 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:17,240 And then I, I do remember the whoppers thing just came up immediately after it. 1880 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:21,780 It was every commercial break because they didn't budget for, for like that many commercial 1881 01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:22,780 breaks to happen. 1882 01:20:22,780 --> 01:20:25,080 They weren't expecting the game to stop like that. 1883 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:30,040 So at a certain point they had to rerun their set list of ads and the fucking Burger King 1884 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,000 BK have it your way. 1885 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,800 That was the fucking go to ad. 1886 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:37,600 So like they kept going through and every time it cut to commercials, everybody, because 1887 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:42,040 at this point now like the tables next to us fucking all heard, oh, this guy's EMS. 1888 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,480 And it turns into like everybody's looking at me like I'm fucking Rain Man. 1889 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,400 Like what are they going to do, bro? 1890 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:49,440 I'm like, he's in cardiac arrest. 1891 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:50,440 Like fucking dead. 1892 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:53,240 I'm like, they're probably like, hopefully they're going to get it back. 1893 01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:55,780 Like it's, it's fairly reversible. 1894 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:57,060 They got to him quickly. 1895 01:20:57,060 --> 01:21:00,560 Like I don't know, like he could fucking die. 1896 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:04,840 That was a thing though, back like when, like when it happened, like because they got to 1897 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:08,560 him so fucking fast is the only reason he's alive. 1898 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,360 Like if, like if it was like he did that, like in like a car accident, it took like 1899 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,520 the EMS to get like five minutes there, he would have been dead. 1900 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,520 Yeah. 1901 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,720 The only people that die from commotio cordis. 1902 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:17,720 Oh, thank you, Casey. 1903 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:22,600 You know, the only people that die from that in like sports are like, unfortunately, like 1904 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:26,720 little kids playing fucking baseball because whenever a little kid gets hit by a baseball 1905 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:31,000 and goes down, it's always like, Oh, come on, shake it off, buddy. 1906 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,000 Yeah. 1907 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,520 You got a base way to, way to take the hit, way to take it. 1908 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,520 Take your base. 1909 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:37,520 Good eye, good eye. 1910 01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:40,920 And then it's like, no, he's literally fucking dead. 1911 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:47,000 And that's why I like, can I just say Alex, you seeing a cardiac arrest during a football 1912 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:50,480 game is no way comparable to the left. 1913 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:51,480 I know. 1914 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,480 No, no, I, I know. 1915 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:56,520 I think if you get a kick out of that too, that's half the reason I said. 1916 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,520 Yeah. 1917 01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:58,520 Okay. 1918 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,240 And then think about how much it must suck to be a fucking parent. 1919 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:06,760 Like imagine if you were a parent, Alex McDonald, and your kid got hit in the chest with a baseball 1920 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,680 and nobody around knew what to do. 1921 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:10,680 Yeah. 1922 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:11,680 And your kid died. 1923 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,720 And it's like, you knew that it's devastating. 1924 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:17,880 At least you could have like ran up and done like a precordial thump or gotten an AED there 1925 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,240 quick and done something. 1926 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,240 Yeah. 1927 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:24,400 You know, anything like, but there's nobody around that knows how to do anything and your 1928 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,400 kid dies. 1929 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:26,400 That fucking sucks, dude. 1930 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,400 Yeah. 1931 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:28,400 And it's, unfortunately that's happened. 1932 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:32,400 It's, oh God, I don't know what he wants to see. 1933 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:39,920 But unfortunately what, what happened there is now like, thankfully like most minor league, 1934 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:43,520 not minor league fucking most like, but what's the name of it? 1935 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:46,240 Like Babe Ruth, little league, little league, most little league. 1936 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:52,440 It's a, it's mandatory once you reach a certain point where players can like throw around 1937 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:54,480 like 70 or so. 1938 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:58,780 Like I think that's probably like, it's probably Babe Ruth or maybe little league majors kind 1939 01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,120 of that, that level. 1940 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:05,840 It's mandated that you have AEDs inside of both of the dugouts and every player has to 1941 01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:06,840 wear chest protectors. 1942 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:07,840 Yeah. 1943 01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,080 That started when I was playing baseball. 1944 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:10,080 Really? 1945 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:14,660 Because there was a kid not too far from, it was upstate New York for sure, but somebody 1946 01:23:14,660 --> 01:23:15,660 did die. 1947 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:17,160 And unfortunately it was Rochester. 1948 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:18,160 Yeah. 1949 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,520 It's, it's, it's like a state by state basis. 1950 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,880 Everybody was super fucking reactive to it. 1951 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,160 Nobody was proactive. 1952 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:28,160 Nobody was doing this shit before it happened because it's like nobody wanted to spend money 1953 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:30,040 to get a fucking AED in every dugout. 1954 01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,240 And it was like such a fluke of it happening. 1955 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:37,480 Like it is like, the chances of it are like one in 700,000. 1956 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:42,760 Like it's, it's just so, it's so rare, but like you need to prepare for that. 1957 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,360 Like that is a possibility that can happen. 1958 01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,160 And it's, it's crazy. 1959 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:53,080 It blows my mind that it happens so much on like a little league level and it hasn't happened 1960 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,040 in the major leagues to this day. 1961 01:23:55,040 --> 01:24:01,880 Nobody has died on the field in the MLB, which blows my fucking mind because some people 1962 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:09,000 have taken like 107 mile per hour fastballs to the fucking nose and they're completely 1963 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,000 fine. 1964 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:15,640 I think actually Babe Ruth fucking got fucking knocked the fuck out by a fastball and then 1965 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,680 returned to his at bat because it was a foul technically. 1966 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,280 And then he hit a home run later that at bat or maybe he was Mickey Mantle. 1967 01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:23,280 I can't remember. 1968 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,600 It was one of the all time greats, Lou Gehrig. 1969 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:28,360 I don't fucking know one of them, one of the Yankee greats, but it's like, it blows my 1970 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:32,720 mind that it happens at a little league level, like on a fairly regular basis. 1971 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:36,280 And it just doesn't happen in the majors because you'd think it would be so much more prevalent 1972 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,280 there. 1973 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,520 And the crazy thing about the whole Damar Hamlin thing is, is like, they showed the 1974 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,520 replay like a hundred times before they knew he fucking got whacked. 1975 01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:44,760 He just fucking died. 1976 01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:45,760 Yeah. 1977 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,920 Because like they were just like, Oh man, brutal injury. 1978 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:50,520 But like nobody thought he was actually getting like worked. 1979 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:53,780 Like that word took a while to make it to the fucking press box. 1980 01:24:53,780 --> 01:24:56,360 So they kept showing it over and over. 1981 01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:02,120 And then like, I will say though, I'm not the only comparison I was making to 9 11. 1982 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,120 Obviously it's different. 1983 01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:07,120 There's 3,400 something people that lost their lives that day. 1984 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,120 You're comparing that to 9 11. 1985 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:12,920 Just know the ambiance in the room because it's like everybody shows up to see like this 1986 01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:16,540 crazy fucking matchup and everybody's all hyped up over it. 1987 01:25:16,540 --> 01:25:18,240 And then it was just this somber mood. 1988 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:21,960 Like they, they canceled like the giveaways they had going on. 1989 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,440 They, I don't know. 1990 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:25,520 It was just, it was a weird vibe. 1991 01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,240 It was just, everybody was so hyped. 1992 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:31,400 And then like people were crying because like there was people, like it was traumatic. 1993 01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,560 There's like a little, not like little kids there, but there was some little kids that 1994 01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:35,840 like went with their parents and stuff. 1995 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:39,920 Cause it's like the place in Albany to watch a football game if you're a Bills fan. 1996 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:44,840 So it was like when that happened, it was just an eerie eerie fucking vibe. 1997 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,360 It was just weird. 1998 01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,700 It was really weird. 1999 01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:53,360 And like if you leave there and you just like, I don't know, like obviously I can't compare 2000 01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:58,320 it to 9 11, but it was kind of like, it was a pretty silent ride on the way home. 2001 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,920 And it was just like everybody there. 2002 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:01,920 Like I don't know. 2003 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,040 It's just like, it killed the vibes immediately. 2004 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:10,400 But goddamn what fucking like, what a, what a, what a fucking quote that you can have 2005 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,120 that you actually killed somebody on a football field because you hit him. 2006 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:15,120 Yeah. 2007 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:19,640 Cause he, I can't remember what the player's name was, but he was devastated. 2008 01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,160 He struggled with that for a while and he still does. 2009 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,560 He hasn't been the same player since I wouldn't care. 2010 01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:26,160 I'd be like, that's fucking awesome. 2011 01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:31,320 And unfortunately I hate to say this as a Bills fan, but like Damar Hamlin is not that 2012 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:34,120 good of a player, but it's like, you can't caught the guy. 2013 01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,120 Yeah. 2014 01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:37,280 He fucking died on the field for you. 2015 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:38,920 Like you gotta leave him in there. 2016 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:42,040 But now it's at the point, like I hate to say it, but like this last game when they 2017 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:46,480 got fucking bumped out of the playoffs by the chiefs, they were attacking his zone. 2018 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,440 Cause it was just like, he's so plays. 2019 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,440 Yeah. 2020 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,040 He fucking came back a year after. 2021 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,040 Cause that's what I was saying. 2022 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,240 Like everybody's like, Oh, like the AFC done forever. 2023 01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:57,640 Wasn't it the AFC championship that he came back with like his jacket on that like had 2024 01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:00,080 like all like his patches and shit from his Jersey. 2025 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,720 No, that was the first game back the next season. 2026 01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:06,400 He was, he was starting as a safety, the beginning, the next season. 2027 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:07,400 Jesus Christ. 2028 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:11,080 He was, he was like a third stringer and him dying on the field. 2029 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,080 Made him a legend. 2030 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:14,440 Got him promoted to a starter. 2031 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:19,560 And the sad thing is, is that the year after that happened, the bills used him as a, so 2032 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,400 they did a fake punt at a crucial spot. 2033 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:27,480 And it was like the play where if they got a first down, the bills were probably going 2034 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:30,160 to beat the chiefs and they were going to go to the super bowl and the chiefs are like 2035 01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:33,080 the fucking impenetrable wall for the fucking bills. 2036 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,000 Three, three, four years going now. 2037 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,600 Well that fucking, that missed kick was the, was the real kicker. 2038 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:39,600 Yeah. 2039 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:40,600 I mean, but that's forever ago. 2040 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,360 That kind of sounds like affirmative action. 2041 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:47,000 Sounds like a D I hire a D I E hire. 2042 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280 You fucking die. 2043 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:49,280 So he gets promoted. 2044 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:50,280 It's a die hire. 2045 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:55,120 I was sitting, so I had my girlfriend and my family went to this game. 2046 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:58,280 I went to the game the week beforehand, so I didn't want to go. 2047 01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:02,200 I had a feeling that they were going to lose and that's a long drive to make two weeks 2048 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,200 back to backs. 2049 01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:09,000 I don't know if that drive to Buffalo is miserable that time of year, but it was like, it sucked 2050 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:13,440 because it was just like, it would have been so poetic if it happened. 2051 01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:16,040 But like I was watching the game with Brian at my dad's house. 2052 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:21,720 We were dog sitting cause my dad's at the game and I saw Damar Hamlin on the field and 2053 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:25,560 I saw him lined up in the spot where they could direct snap it to him for a fake punt. 2054 01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:27,160 And I was like, he's never there. 2055 01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,960 It's like he's, he's never on the field. 2056 01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:30,440 Like the chiefs, like they're going to fake it. 2057 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,660 They're going to fucking fake it and they're going to give him the ball and they're going 2058 01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:36,920 to try to make this like a fucking Cinderella story of like, Oh, he died last year and he 2059 01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:39,840 got the first down that won us and sent us to the super bowl. 2060 01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:44,740 And it would have been like a beautiful, like miracle on ice level story if it happened, 2061 01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:45,960 but it fucking didn't. 2062 01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:50,440 He got the ball, snapped to him and got fucking clobbered immediately and it lost them the 2063 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,440 game. 2064 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:52,440 It was devastating. 2065 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:56,080 But like in the moment I was yelling before the play even started, I was like, don't fake 2066 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,080 it. 2067 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,080 Don't fake it. 2068 01:28:58,080 --> 01:28:59,080 Like, please God get tomorrow off the field. 2069 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:03,960 And then it happened and it was just like, I was speechless for like 20 minutes. 2070 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:08,960 Ryan was like consoling me practically cause I was just like, I saw it happen before it 2071 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:09,960 did. 2072 01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:15,640 But yeah, I, I, you know, in retrospect, I kind of feel do shitty to comparing that to 2073 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:16,640 nine 11 actually. 2074 01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:17,640 Yeah, that's a little extreme. 2075 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:18,640 That was, that was very extreme. 2076 01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:22,640 I don't know why that popped in my fucking head. 2077 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:24,440 It's like a good thing to say there. 2078 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,180 I'd like to redact that. 2079 01:29:26,180 --> 01:29:27,180 It's a cool story. 2080 01:29:27,180 --> 01:29:28,840 Not comparable to nine 11 at all. 2081 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:29,840 I retract. 2082 01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:30,840 Thank you. 2083 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:34,240 We're talking about people fucking jumping off towers. 2084 01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:38,600 Alex talking about being at a bar, watching the bills. 2085 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:44,480 He's like, I don't know what this is going to mean for the rest of the year. 2086 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:50,360 It was comparable in some ways, but not nearly to the extent of the gravity of the situation. 2087 01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,920 There was very, two thousand people die. 2088 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:54,720 One guy dies on the field. 2089 01:29:54,720 --> 01:30:00,480 It was 3000 something, but yeah, it was a, yeah, those are not, those are not comparable. 2090 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:04,000 There was not as many similarities in that story as I was telling it. 2091 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,560 It was going to the back of my head like Dan's going to read the shreds. 2092 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:12,720 But it felt like you, so no, that felt like what you think nine 11. 2093 01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:13,720 No, no. 2094 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:19,400 Like I imagine nine 11 was like at least 10 to 20 times the size of that. 2095 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:24,240 I'm just saying it was like that eerie moment of like the, the complete unexpected happening 2096 01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:27,720 and just like everybody's eyes glued to the TV. 2097 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,760 Like what the fuck is happening? 2098 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,760 You guys probably don't remember. 2099 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:33,040 That's the only comparison I was really drawing. 2100 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:37,160 I did not like the fucking weight and the impact it had on the world. 2101 01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,840 You guys, do you guys not remember nine 11? 2102 01:30:39,840 --> 01:30:40,840 Cause you're too young. 2103 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,280 I vaguely remember it. 2104 01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:46,520 I think I do, but it very well could just be me thinking I remember it. 2105 01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:51,440 I know it was, we had just moved from Vermont. 2106 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:55,840 My birth state, Bernie Sanders, rep and VT, my name Bernie Sanders. 2107 01:30:55,840 --> 01:31:02,200 But anyways, no, we, we were staying at my grandparents house while my dad and my mom 2108 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:06,840 were like house shopping and they were, they were both at work, but I was at home with 2109 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,000 my grandma. 2110 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:16,560 I think I was, I would have been, oh, it was right before I got hospitalized with meningitis. 2111 01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:19,840 I was not deaf in my left ear at that point. 2112 01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:26,560 But I think, I think like I vaguely, vaguely remember like watching it on like their fucking 2113 01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:30,240 little small CRT TV in their living room there. 2114 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:33,920 And my grandpa wasn't, he was either asleep or he wasn't home. 2115 01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:36,040 I was just there with my, with my grandma. 2116 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:41,000 And that's the reason why I think I do remember it is because my mom and my dad validated 2117 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:44,520 the fact that my grandpa wasn't there because they thought I was blowing smoke out of my 2118 01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:45,520 ass when I told that. 2119 01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:48,520 But I was like, I don't remember grandpa being there, but I think grandma was in the room 2120 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:49,760 with me. 2121 01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:52,640 And they're like, oh, well, that would have been what happened. 2122 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:53,640 So I don't know. 2123 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:57,600 Maybe they told me that a couple of years prior and I just manufactured this memory. 2124 01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,840 I think that's the most probable scenario. 2125 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:03,460 I doubt I was at like an age where I could remember anything to be honest, because that 2126 01:32:03,460 --> 01:32:05,120 would have been my first memory. 2127 01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:11,160 I do remember being in the hospital as a kid with meningitis, but that's, that's the first 2128 01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:12,160 thing. 2129 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:13,160 I know. 2130 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:17,000 I'm probably like the last generation that will remember 9-11. 2131 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,000 Yeah. 2132 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,000 How old were you? 2133 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,000 I was six. 2134 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,000 Six, I think. 2135 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:28,080 The closest thing that you guys probably have is COVID, honestly. 2136 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,080 Not really. 2137 01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:31,400 COVID's not really, I think COVID was fake anyways. 2138 01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:33,360 I'd have to agree with Dan. 2139 01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:37,080 I'd have to agree with Dan because it was just a time of uncertainty. 2140 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,880 It was just, nobody knew what was going on. 2141 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:40,920 I thought it was stupid from the start. 2142 01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:43,400 I was telling you guys that it's fucking gay from the start. 2143 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:44,760 Oh, shut the fuck up, dude. 2144 01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,200 We all thought we were fucking heroes during that. 2145 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:48,200 No, I didn't. 2146 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:53,600 Go back and listen to the fucking podcast during COVID and you can hear me saying it 2147 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:54,600 was fake the whole time. 2148 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:55,600 We weren't recording it. 2149 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,600 Yes, we were. 2150 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,600 We absolutely were. 2151 01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:58,600 Yes, we were. 2152 01:32:58,600 --> 01:32:59,600 In 2020? 2153 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,600 Yes, we were. 2154 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:01,600 We fucking were. 2155 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:02,600 We fucking were. 2156 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:03,600 We started it in 2022. 2157 01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:08,600 No, you can go back and listen to it. 2158 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:09,600 Manufactured memories. 2159 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:10,600 Jesus Christ. 2160 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:11,600 Nah, dude, you can listen. 2161 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:12,600 Go back. 2162 01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:13,600 No, dude. 2163 01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:15,600 Maybe the first podcast. 2164 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:19,640 Like COVID, you knew that things weren't going to be the same after. 2165 01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:20,640 COVID fucking was stupid. 2166 01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:23,080 That was the overall feeling. 2167 01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:24,080 It's not even that. 2168 01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:27,760 COVID is the only reason why Joe Biden won and we're in our position now. 2169 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,760 Let Dan say his piece. 2170 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:29,760 He's not talking about politics. 2171 01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:30,760 COVID was caused by fucking Trump. 2172 01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:31,760 No, it wasn't. 2173 01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:32,760 It was caused by fucking Joe Biden. 2174 01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:35,000 I want to hear what Dan has to say here. 2175 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:39,760 I'm going to say something really out in left field here. 2176 01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:45,800 I've heard from somebody who was at 9-11 or secondhand from somebody that heard it from 2177 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,400 somebody that was there that it wasn't that bad. 2178 01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:51,120 That 9-11 wasn't that bad? 2179 01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,040 Maybe not bad for them because they didn't fucking die. 2180 01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:54,040 No, no, no. 2181 01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:57,320 So I'm going to let me finish. 2182 01:33:57,320 --> 01:34:05,640 It wasn't that bad because it just... I don't know how to say this. 2183 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,520 There wasn't a lot left. 2184 01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:12,200 After the towers fell, it really was just a cleanup. 2185 01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:13,200 It wasn't like there was anybody to save. 2186 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:18,120 Yeah, I feel like that's just a normal thing for something like that. 2187 01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:19,120 There's nothing left. 2188 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:20,640 Yeah, it wasn't an ongoing event. 2189 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:26,640 It was just one day of just disaster and heart wrenching heartache, which definitely made 2190 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:27,640 waves. 2191 01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:31,680 I can see how if you didn't know anyone personally that died in it, I can see how it wouldn't 2192 01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:35,360 have that profound of an effect on you. 2193 01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:39,320 It would be a crazy day and just super uncertain because you're probably thinking in the back 2194 01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,680 of your head, we're going to go to war. 2195 01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:45,960 But again, how much does a war affect somebody who doesn't go? 2196 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,000 It's not really that much, unfortunately. 2197 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,880 I'm genuinely surprised that there people weren't taking the dust from 9-11 and selling 2198 01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:52,880 it. 2199 01:34:52,880 --> 01:35:00,240 Dude, there's people that you and I, that we all know that were taking body bags from 2200 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,240 9-11. 2201 01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:02,560 Jesus Christ. 2202 01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:04,520 You've talked about that on the pod too. 2203 01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:05,520 I remember that. 2204 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:13,000 Yeah, somebody that we know that used to work in our training center. 2205 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,000 You can guess. 2206 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,000 Yeah, I guess. 2207 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:23,000 My psych teacher in college only told the story about how her friend was a smoker and 2208 01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,840 he was working in the Twin Towers on 9-11. 2209 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:28,360 So he went downstairs outside to have a cigarette. 2210 01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:30,960 That's when the fucking plane crashed into the tower. 2211 01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:32,880 Well, I'm not going back to work. 2212 01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,440 Cigarettes saved my life. 2213 01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:35,440 Holy shit. 2214 01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:37,960 Vaping saved my life. 2215 01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:38,960 Five one vape. 2216 01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:41,760 Smoking kills cancer. 2217 01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:42,760 Smoking cures cancer. 2218 01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:43,760 Damn. 2219 01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:44,760 Oh man. 2220 01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:45,760 Oh, man. 2221 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:46,760 God, I was like... 2222 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:47,760 Yeah, sorry about that. 2223 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:48,760 Oh, fuck. 2224 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:49,760 No, I can't even remember. 2225 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:54,680 But I was going to say, I think the comparison to COVID is fair because especially with us 2226 01:35:54,680 --> 01:36:02,080 working in EMS at that time, it was to a certain extent scary because there weren't numbers 2227 01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:03,080 to back it up. 2228 01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:06,960 It was just all you knew at that point was that it was spreading like a fucking wildfire 2229 01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:07,960 in China. 2230 01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:08,960 Fake. 2231 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:12,360 Well, I mean, this is going to be worse with fucking what Trump's going to do. 2232 01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:16,080 But I was just going to say working in EMS though, Tyler, and for the love of God, I'm 2233 01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:17,080 not making this political. 2234 01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:18,360 I'm not saying any of that shit. 2235 01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:22,320 But what we had going on at that point, it was just like in EMS, it was like now all 2236 01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:27,480 of a sudden it's like, oh my God, it's killing people left and right. 2237 01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:30,440 And we don't have the N95s to give out. 2238 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:32,000 And we don't have the gowns to give out. 2239 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,760 There's a PPE crisis. 2240 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:34,960 Everybody fucking has it. 2241 01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,520 Like the transports are off the fucking wall. 2242 01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:38,840 Everybody's going to the hospital. 2243 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:42,240 Before there was that period where transports didn't happen as much and nobody was going 2244 01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,280 to the hospital, which was honestly kind of refreshing. 2245 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:49,840 But like it was definitely scary for a while because it was just like you had no idea. 2246 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:55,360 It was just like there was this ominous like final boss just like lurking around the corner 2247 01:36:55,360 --> 01:36:59,380 and you never knew what like any time you got toned out for like a difficulty breathing, 2248 01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:03,160 it was like, oh my God, I hope I don't bring COVID home to my family. 2249 01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:07,160 And like you're fucking throwing your clothes and garbage bags when you get home and throwing 2250 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:12,320 it right into the washer and stuff like it was scary before we realized it wasn't really 2251 01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:14,120 that big of a deal for us. 2252 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,120 Fake. 2253 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,120 Okay, well, okay. 2254 01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:21,320 So this is what I was getting at was saying that I heard somebody say that 9-11 wasn't 2255 01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:22,320 that bad. 2256 01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:26,120 It's not that the actual situation was that bad. 2257 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,040 It's not that COVID was that bad. 2258 01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:31,400 It's that it changed everything. 2259 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:34,440 It did. 2260 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:35,440 Everything fucking changed. 2261 01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,440 And that's the problem. 2262 01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:38,520 It's like it's not the actual situation that was that bad. 2263 01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:41,440 And then I've had COVID fucking six times. 2264 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:46,280 The only thing I will say is that I mean, I was one of those people that completely disregarded 2265 01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:47,280 COVID. 2266 01:37:47,280 --> 01:37:51,880 And I remember like there were people at work that like actually judged me because I mean, 2267 01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:53,680 I was in a really weird point. 2268 01:37:53,680 --> 01:37:56,080 I had just turned 21. 2269 01:37:56,080 --> 01:38:00,200 I had just moved out of my parents' house for the first time. 2270 01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:05,320 And I was like throwing ragers at my house every week and the bars were closed. 2271 01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:09,120 So the only place to really hang out was other people's houses if you didn't give a fuck 2272 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:10,120 about COVID. 2273 01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:11,120 We didn't give a shit about masks. 2274 01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:12,760 We didn't give a fuck about any of that stuff. 2275 01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:18,000 So it was just like by like twice a week, ragers at my house. 2276 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:22,480 It was weird because it was like we were unaffected, but we also felt like we were doing this weird 2277 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:26,060 thing that was taboo because everybody's like super isolationist. 2278 01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:31,040 But like within the EMS community, we didn't feel that way because while work changed for 2279 01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:34,680 us, like wearing respirators and all this stuff and the call volume and the call type 2280 01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:38,400 and all that shit changed, like our day to day didn't change. 2281 01:38:38,400 --> 01:38:40,000 Like my schedule didn't change. 2282 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:43,440 Like I went into work, I worked my fucking shift and I went home. 2283 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:49,080 And like I remember like I had family members that were like in a weird way, jealous of 2284 01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:55,280 me because they were like, I'm going fucking stir crazy in my house and this sucks balls. 2285 01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:59,000 Like I wish I could just be like working my regular job right now. 2286 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:02,400 I would give anything to have a job where I was like essential. 2287 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,800 And it was just like, I don't know. 2288 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:08,560 It's really weird to have worked through COVID and EMS. 2289 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:10,520 Like it's just, I don't know. 2290 01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:14,280 I think that we didn't, in some ways we got affected way more than anybody else, but in 2291 01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:18,440 others we got affected the absolute least by COVID. 2292 01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:19,440 Right. 2293 01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:24,240 Dude, like I, I, I don't know what people are talking about. 2294 01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:27,000 Like with like lockdowns and stuff. 2295 01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:28,000 Yeah. 2296 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,000 I didn't give a shit. 2297 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,760 Well, I don't, that didn't affect me at all. 2298 01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,480 I don't think it affected any of us. 2299 01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:40,320 It affected me in a way that I like prior to, prior to COVID, like one of the ways that 2300 01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:46,680 I will say that like COVID changed fucking everything was that like, I used to like enjoy 2301 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:51,080 going out to a restaurant on my own and like sitting down and eating a meal. 2302 01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:55,120 Like if I wanted to get like Wendy's or McDonald's, I never hit the fucking drive through unless 2303 01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:56,120 I had somewhere to be. 2304 01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,280 I would fucking go inside. 2305 01:39:57,280 --> 01:39:59,360 I'd place my order and I'd sit down and eat. 2306 01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:02,440 And there was a full fucking dining room full of people that were doing the same fucking 2307 01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,440 thing. 2308 01:40:03,440 --> 01:40:08,560 Now you walk into a McDonald's or a Sonic or a Wendy's or someplace that fucking dining 2309 01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:10,180 room is barren. 2310 01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:12,760 Nobody eats inside of restaurants anymore. 2311 01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:16,840 Restaurants are really the only exception to that because people like like the weird, 2312 01:40:16,840 --> 01:40:21,160 I don't know, degeneracy of being in a bar around a bunch of other people that are just 2313 01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:22,600 drinking their day away. 2314 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:27,960 Like so like that is kind of unaffected, but restaurants is the one thing I've noticed 2315 01:40:27,960 --> 01:40:31,000 that just still has not rebounded at all. 2316 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,600 Are you playing guitar, Dan? 2317 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:34,600 Looks like it. 2318 01:40:34,600 --> 01:40:35,600 Yes, I am. 2319 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:36,600 Damn. 2320 01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:44,360 Dave, is that John Denver? 2321 01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:49,480 Take me home. 2322 01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:53,560 Country roads to the place. 2323 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,560 All right. 2324 01:40:55,560 --> 01:41:00,120 We should take a break on the podcast and we'll be back. 2325 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:04,040 You see the way that COVID really changed us is Dan doesn't show up to the podcast anymore. 2326 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:05,040 He calls. 2327 01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:07,400 He's worried and he's going to contract it. 2328 01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:10,400 And that's not true. 2329 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:16,680 You know who you sound like kind of on this time on this podcast, just because you're 2330 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,680 sick is Mike Tyson. 2331 01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:21,000 Do I? 2332 01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:23,640 A little bit. 2333 01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:24,640 You got that. 2334 01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,320 You got that nasally thing going. 2335 01:41:26,320 --> 01:41:28,440 What's something that Mike Tyson said? 2336 01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:30,480 I'm going to eat your children. 2337 01:41:30,480 --> 01:41:32,440 Yeah, you don't know how to pronounce. 2338 01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:36,080 You're not in a scary place and you're all alone. 2339 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:37,080 All right. 2340 01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:39,080 Let's take that break guys. 2341 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:41,080 We'll be back in a little bit. 2342 01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:46,080 We'll be back on the podcast. 2343 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:51,080 Dan's way. 2344 01:41:51,080 --> 01:42:03,840 Oh, that's a winner of an intro right there. 2345 01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:04,840 Oh yeah. 2346 01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:05,840 Good fucking song. 2347 01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:06,840 Dan was playing us on guitar. 2348 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:07,840 Welcome back to our podcast. 2349 01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:08,840 It's episode 96. 2350 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:09,840 Don't forget to come. 2351 01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:10,840 Come see us live in Montreal for a hundred episodes. 2352 01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:11,840 I ain't going to be there. 2353 01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:12,840 Why not, Tyler? 2354 01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:13,840 I ain't going to be there. 2355 01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:14,840 I'm not going to be there. 2356 01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:15,840 I'm not going to be there. 2357 01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:16,840 I'm not going to be there. 2358 01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:17,840 I'm not going to be there. 2359 01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:18,840 I'm not going to be there. 2360 01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:19,840 I'm not going to be there. 2361 01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:20,840 I'm not going to be there. 2362 01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:21,840 No, no, no. 2363 01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:22,840 Come on. 2364 01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:23,840 Carpool with me, we can go up in the hole. 2365 01:42:23,840 --> 01:42:28,280 Do you really hate fucking Canada that much that you can't go to Montreal? 2366 01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:29,280 I'm done. 2367 01:42:29,280 --> 01:42:30,280 I do it. 2368 01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:31,280 I do it. 2369 01:42:31,280 --> 01:42:32,280 Yeah, we're going. 2370 01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:34,480 The drive sucks, but it's worth it. 2371 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:37,120 It's not the same drive. 2372 01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:39,860 I know, but I've done that drive too. 2373 01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:42,040 I did the fucking transport out there. 2374 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:45,520 It's through the Adirondacks. 2375 01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:46,520 The Adirondacks are beautiful. 2376 01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:47,520 They are beautiful. 2377 01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:48,560 I ain't fucking going to Canada. 2378 01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:49,560 Fuck that. 2379 01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:53,600 Fuck that Casey. How would you feel if why are you so opposed to going to Canada? 2380 01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:57,980 All right, I got a topic I want to talk about Casey 2381 01:42:57,980 --> 01:43:03,120 How would you feel right now if somebody gouged both your eyes out with forks and you were blind for the rest of your life? 2382 01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:05,120 I'd feel pretty bad about that actually 2383 01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:10,140 What do you think the psychological effects of that would be that you had sight for your whole life? 2384 01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:15,680 And you know that you're never getting it back. You're like I can't see so like I can't fucking you know 2385 01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:20,440 I'd feel like I was can't work. I feel like the one they wrote one about for Metallica. Yeah 2386 01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:27,160 Like I have no that's a that's a creepy story. I feel like starting IVs with no sight so the 2387 01:43:27,920 --> 01:43:32,600 Yeah, one is about with Metallica. It's about it. Yeah, it's about a war vet 2388 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:37,760 Well, they don't specify the war but it's assumed it's Vietnam, but you you come back from the war you have no limbs 2389 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:44,400 You you don't have hearing you have no eyesight and you're just existing hoping that you're dying 2390 01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:46,960 You don't even know if you're alive like it's such a deep 2391 01:43:47,440 --> 01:43:50,280 Psychological dive into where you would have to be yeah 2392 01:43:50,480 --> 01:43:56,320 That's one of the first movies or music videos I had on my iPod touch. I didn't even know when I 2393 01:43:57,040 --> 01:44:01,080 Yeah, I know the music was fucked up, and I had it like that's one of the first songs 2394 01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:06,320 I had on my iPod touch, and I kept watching that music video and it like fucked me up as a kid 2395 01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:08,120 Yeah 2396 01:44:08,120 --> 01:44:09,560 Yeah 2397 01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:12,400 Remember when you watch saw as a kid it was like scary 2398 01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:18,360 Yeah, I didn't see sawed till like later on so I was just weird because I don't know I I didn't have us 2399 01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:20,600 I wasn't scared of that shit when I was a kid 2400 01:44:20,800 --> 01:44:26,040 But like I don't know body horror just fucks with my head now like the one movie 2401 01:44:26,040 --> 01:44:30,360 I am so like I could never watch now is like like human centipede would get to me 2402 01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:35,040 I think I've seen that before but like I think if I watch that now would get to me, but have you ever into that movie? 2403 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:40,040 Tusk yeah, where the guy just like it's turned into fucking walrus or whatever it is. I saw that 2404 01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:43,520 That would fuck my head off fucking weird, bro 2405 01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:48,320 It would be weird, but that's the type of shit that would actually scare me like I feel like most horror movies 2406 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:50,320 Don't but like no 2407 01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,360 one thing that like I 2408 01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:53,640 Mean it yeah 2409 01:44:53,640 --> 01:45:00,080 It did its job effectively cuz I like I saw it and I was like I never want to watch anything like this again 2410 01:45:00,120 --> 01:45:01,280 Yeah 2411 01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:02,360 Yeah 2412 01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:08,200 Yeah, good horror you want to come back to you want to go back to it because it scared you but like you liked it 2413 01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:09,320 I 2414 01:45:09,320 --> 01:45:14,040 Don't know there's like I feel like it's cheap. There's it. Yeah, there's like I feel like 2415 01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:20,640 Yes, I think it's I think it's cheap too because like especially human centipede like that's meant to be like a borderline comedy 2416 01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:24,280 But like to me it still gets in my head a little bit. It didn't when I watched it 2417 01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:29,400 I was like ah this movie sucks. I wasn't even like oh it scares me. I was like this movie's just poorly filmed 2418 01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:34,080 I think the characters suck. It's completely unbelievable, and I just like wrote it off 2419 01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:36,620 But it was like if I went back and watched it now. I'm like 2420 01:45:36,620 --> 01:45:44,160 Oh, my god. They took the tendons out of their knees, so they can't stand up. Oh, they're just eating shit. Oh my god 2421 01:45:44,980 --> 01:45:46,980 fucking oh 2422 01:45:47,020 --> 01:45:49,020 my boot 2423 01:45:49,580 --> 01:45:55,140 Tyler yo, let's find out why Tyler hates Canada so much can is a bunch of pussies, dude 2424 01:45:55,140 --> 01:45:58,900 Why would I want to go they gave us hockey dude put some respect on their name? 2425 01:45:58,900 --> 01:46:01,780 What the fuck would I go to a worse fucking America? 2426 01:46:01,780 --> 01:46:08,940 So this is what happened this week the US are pretentious that sounds they're fucking good people Tyler. It's just the worst America 2427 01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:11,260 I don't think that they would disagree that America is better 2428 01:46:11,420 --> 01:46:17,560 But like that will better in most senses cuz like their politics fucking even beat them in fucking hockey, dude 2429 01:46:17,560 --> 01:46:19,720 We they don't they can't do anything to us now 2430 01:46:21,380 --> 01:46:26,220 Regularly beat us in hockey that's not true. Yeah, we're nice and face off, baby. We won 2431 01:46:26,220 --> 01:46:28,220 Yeah, every once in a while we do 2432 01:46:28,220 --> 01:46:33,300 Billy years are dominated. Yeah. Oh wow two years. Everything's fucking turning now 2433 01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:36,320 Canada Canada has that game on lock all the best 2434 01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:40,740 But let's be fucking real if Russia was able to have a team in that we wouldn't fucking Russia would have fucking annihilated 2435 01:46:40,820 --> 01:46:46,700 Everybody now bro miracle on ice we would have done it baby. They would have got fucking pen Aron fucking 2436 01:46:47,580 --> 01:46:49,580 What's his name? 2437 01:46:49,620 --> 01:46:52,620 There's a shit ton of dudes from Russia that are like fucking top players 2438 01:46:52,620 --> 01:46:55,000 I remember when Oh vetchkin was in his prime 2439 01:46:55,000 --> 01:47:01,540 That was when like when Sid the kid and fucking Oh vetchkin were both like in their primes was when I was the biggest hockey 2440 01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:03,540 fan and it was just like I 2441 01:47:03,780 --> 01:47:09,660 Fucking hated their guts watching hockey cuz like you played them and it was every single fucking time 2442 01:47:09,660 --> 01:47:14,080 They would bury the dagger you and they would bury the dagger in you. They were both so fucking good 2443 01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:21,100 I mean the Rangers best players are all Russian. Yeah, and sweet. I got Fox though. He's American 2444 01:47:21,100 --> 01:47:26,060 Yeah, but like Fox almost all the best players on like Paneran's Russian 2445 01:47:27,700 --> 01:47:29,700 Fucking sisterkins Russian 2446 01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:32,300 Is Mika Russian? No, that's a Swedish 2447 01:47:33,020 --> 01:47:35,020 It's a bandage. I was Swedish 2448 01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:39,540 Fuckin it's either you're either Russian or Canadian 2449 01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:42,460 They the right the Rangers only have like three Americans on their team 2450 01:47:42,460 --> 01:47:46,360 I gotta look I can't remember if Dahlene is fucking Russian or if he's a check 2451 01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:51,640 So so this week he doesn't I saw it in Canada 2452 01:47:54,840 --> 01:48:00,960 But actually I was gonna say you know, this is a news story that happened with hockey this week is that like people in 2453 01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:03,640 Canada to separate 2454 01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:09,120 Booying the national anthem. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Fuck you. And you know, I get it 2455 01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:09,760 I get it too 2456 01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:15,720 You know we did in Nashville as we actually booed the national anthem of Canada, which that's fucked up 2457 01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:21,240 That is fucked up. That's why we should not be doing because they're a fucking ally like Canada's never done anything 2458 01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:23,360 Sure, they can tighten up the border and like they did 2459 01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:27,760 Say it but like it were here if in that in that instance did work 2460 01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:30,240 Because like we had to hold them accountable 2461 01:48:30,240 --> 01:48:35,320 But like but I feel like we didn't have to go that hard with like but here's the thing 2462 01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:42,280 Relationship I didn't already Canada was already going to send these number of troops to the border 2463 01:48:42,280 --> 01:48:45,800 Because they actually agreed to do it under Biden 2464 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:50,560 So really Trump's terrorists didn't do anything except get fucking Canadians to hate us 2465 01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:54,560 Yeah, that's that's the one thing I will say is that like that's what I mean 2466 01:48:54,560 --> 01:49:00,320 It's like if we again like Biden I guess did which I didn't know that but like just ask them 2467 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:03,700 Like they're gonna do it like there are ally we work with them 2468 01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:07,440 They fucking get it to a certain extent and they depend on us quite a bit 2469 01:49:07,440 --> 01:49:11,960 So like like what was the point of that? I guess like it got like it because it's like 2470 01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:17,100 I don't know cuz on paper it looks like a massive win for Trump because like I was assuming it was I didn't know that 2471 01:49:17,100 --> 01:49:23,140 Biden fucking actually put that in but I don't think Biden did I think somebody fucking told him to but um Biden's a retard 2472 01:49:23,140 --> 01:49:25,200 but like regardless, it's like 2473 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:29,080 Yeah, why would we do that like Mexico and China? 2474 01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:35,840 I kind of get the tariffs like that makes sense a little bit because we we don't get along great with either of those countries 2475 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:37,680 anyways, so like 2476 01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:43,720 Well, he suspended the tariffs in Mexico too because they you know agreed to send troops to the border 2477 01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:51,520 Which I don't think it's a bad thing, but I don't think I don't think the method of going about it really is the best 2478 01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:54,520 It's kind of like, you know when it raises 2479 01:49:54,800 --> 01:50:00,040 Tensions, it's it raises tension and China is like our by far, you know one of our most 2480 01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:05,120 Suppliers of trade, you know everything's amazing. Yeah, everything's made in China 2481 01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:10,120 That's the crazy thing is even though like we hate China and they hate us like we still do 2482 01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:16,600 Kind of rely they don't even really rely. I mean they do rely on us for a lot but not 2483 01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:25,120 Not the way we do with them. Yeah, everything's made in China fucking the fuck probably every sign in this room is made by China 2484 01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:31,560 That's that's like a no step on snack probably made in China. Let me look. I'm gonna check. I'm gonna take a look 2485 01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:35,520 It's got I know that's I've definitely made in China. I 2486 01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:45,120 Think we're still in 2487 01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:53,120 And we're back and we're back so fucking fly didn't even have it on it 2488 01:50:53,120 --> 01:50:57,480 I know a tall are sick of you know, defending mr. Trump 2489 01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:05,480 But today, you know, I saw this news story when I woke up that Trump was establishing a committee in the government 2490 01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:08,240 to combat anti 2491 01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:10,720 Christian discrimination 2492 01:51:10,720 --> 01:51:12,040 Yeah 2493 01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:14,040 Antichrist and bias 2494 01:51:14,120 --> 01:51:21,480 It is a problem because 90 fucking percent of the people are Christian and all they do is discriminate against people for not being Christian 2495 01:51:21,480 --> 01:51:27,040 Jesus fucking crazy. I don't think that there is that much Christian discrimination in the world 2496 01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:33,200 He's basically adding, you know religion to the government now, which is 2497 01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:39,360 That's not the fucking case at all. You're just trying to pick cherry pick things that you're just like 2498 01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:46,800 We can't even make fun of the Catholics and Christians anymore 2499 01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:53,600 Fucking every other religions a protected class except for Christians every other one. Can you can you go out there and make fun of religion? 2500 01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:56,160 There's a perfect every religion is a 2501 01:51:56,880 --> 01:52:00,080 Casey can you can you go out there? I love watching this 2502 01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:04,400 Casey can you go out there right now? Like it just can you go out? 2503 01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:10,840 Hold on. Let me fucking speak. Can you go on the street right now at any point and say I hate Islam and 2504 01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:15,200 Not have a problem. Hold on. Hold on. Can you do the same thing? 2505 01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:21,520 But say I hate Christianity if you said hey, I hate Christianity and then you went out there 2506 01:52:21,520 --> 01:52:25,360 There's a whole bunch of people that yeah, man. I fucking hate Christianity, but you go out there 2507 01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:27,360 I don't know if that's true 2508 01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:29,360 I think it's still because we have freedom of speech 2509 01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:36,400 No, no, no, but like like the reason why I'm saying that all their religions are protected classes. Can you go out there? 2510 01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:41,440 Let's say this you go out there on a soapbox and you have a sign that says I hate Jews 2511 01:52:41,440 --> 01:52:48,480 Is that are people gonna react to that crazily? Yes people are gonna go out there and try to fight you and try to do all this stuff 2512 01:52:48,480 --> 01:52:52,720 But you can wear a shirt that says I hate Jesus and stand in the same spot 2513 01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:59,040 You will get barely any fucking reaction. Well Tyler. I think we should be able to hate all religions equally actually 2514 01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:00,960 but 2515 01:53:00,960 --> 01:53:01,840 I agree with that 2516 01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:04,400 I I agree that you should be able to hate all religions equally 2517 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:08,240 but the thing is that you can't hate all religions equally because 2518 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:12,640 Islam is Muslims are a protected class Jews are protected class 2519 01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:16,480 The only one that wasn't was Christianity and now they're protected class 2520 01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:21,040 You know what's gonna happen soon is it's gonna be a crime to be anything but Christian 2521 01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:25,280 And that's what this department of case your fear-mongering is hysterical 2522 01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:30,240 But am I gonna get like arrested for wearing like a fucking I don't know like if I wore like yeah 2523 01:53:30,240 --> 01:53:35,360 No, you can't say a crazy like art depiction of like like what if I had a tattoo? 2524 01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:40,480 Of like I don't know just to be edgy here like Jesus shooting himself in the head 2525 01:53:40,480 --> 01:53:46,240 Yeah, like crazy Trump told the Attorney General to prosecute anybody that had anti-christian 2526 01:53:46,800 --> 01:53:51,760 So like some people get crazy tattoos like that. I don't think like that should be like. Oh, sorry, buddy 2527 01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:54,000 You're going to jail. Well, no, that's freedom of speech 2528 01:53:55,040 --> 01:53:58,240 Right, but like I don't know but like because hate speech 2529 01:53:58,240 --> 01:54:02,400 Is that what you're saying? Like now like if you were to do something like that, it will be considered hate speech 2530 01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:06,640 Now, like if you were to do something like that, it will be considered hate speech now that they're a protected class 2531 01:54:06,640 --> 01:54:11,920 Yes, like that's what I'm saying. Like that are you a grandfathered in with stuff like that too? 2532 01:54:13,680 --> 01:54:20,720 What hate speech in itself is not illegal you have freedom of speech to say what it's just giving them that like it's 2533 01:54:21,640 --> 01:54:28,800 Like it's the whole thing like the whole thing with like I'm just gonna use Jews as the example because they're like a pretty 2534 01:54:28,800 --> 01:54:33,440 well known and respected like class of people but like 2535 01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:42,400 Specifically like Jews and Muslims you cannot fucking go out there like look at fucking like specifically. Okay, let's talk about the South Park episode 2536 01:54:43,040 --> 01:54:47,120 Remember when they were gonna show Mohammed on that one South Park episode 2537 01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:51,680 Remember that whole controversy and like they literally had a bomb sent to their fucking office because of it 2538 01:54:52,000 --> 01:54:57,600 But they could show Jesus and make fun of Jesus on that no matter what I'm not saying that Jesus shouldn't be able to 2539 01:54:57,600 --> 01:55:01,840 Be made fun of but the reason why I'm saying that these other ones are protected classes is because 2540 01:55:02,480 --> 01:55:06,960 Comedycentral specifically said if you do that, we're not showing the episode. We can't show that episode 2541 01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:07,840 We're not doing anything 2542 01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:11,560 But if you make fun of Jesus in an episode you can do you like no problem 2543 01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:14,920 You know why that is times because Christians don't fly planes into 2544 01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:19,000 Wow 2545 01:55:23,160 --> 01:55:25,160 They did used to do some 2546 01:55:25,160 --> 01:55:29,560 Some like crazy shit where like they would fucking like make fun of terrorists and stuff 2547 01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:32,760 I don't know. There was like a heavy Islamic like implication there 2548 01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:36,760 I mean there always is a heavy Islamic implication on terrorism jokes 2549 01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:44,520 But like I really think that Islam and you know Christianity should be able to be like made fun of freely 2550 01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:49,320 for both equally because they're both equally ridiculous 2551 01:55:49,320 --> 01:55:53,720 I remember fucking South Park went hard with those fucking jokes 2552 01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:59,880 For like a long time and they probably still do so that's a family guy family guys 2553 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:01,880 what I meant to say with like the 2554 01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:10,000 Anti-muslim kind of terrorist bit. They really fucking rang that thing dry. They made a lot of jokes about that shit back in the day 2555 01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:11,600 It's like I don't know 2556 01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:16,400 I always thought that was kind of weird like you guys remember like I remember there was like a fucking flash game on like 2557 01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:21,280 E bombs were older like addicting games calm or it'd be like kill Osama bin Laden 2558 01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:27,800 It's like a some weird where there would be like fucking gore porn when you shot him in the fucking head 2559 01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:33,920 It's just like weird and it was like by far the most obscene thing on the website and there was no problem to it 2560 01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:35,920 It was like, I don't know. It's weird 2561 01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:42,360 politically charged fucking flash game for like the mid-2000 9-eleven piss them off 2562 01:56:42,360 --> 01:56:49,640 a long fucking time the game interactive buddy 2563 01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:59,800 Yeah, but you could make it a face yeah, you could make a George W Bush and just torture 2564 01:57:01,360 --> 01:57:05,480 Did you ever guys ever have the fucking like game on your phone called max injury I 2565 01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:07,960 Fucking like I wait 2566 01:57:07,960 --> 01:57:14,560 Isn't that like where like you flail off of like a fucking building like a staircase or buildings and like measures your injuries 2567 01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:20,160 Yeah, and like damages. Yeah, it's like a little test dummy guy that yes flick off, dude. It's not an app store 2568 01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:23,320 It's not an app story Mike. I wanted to redownload it cuz I'm like yo 2569 01:57:23,840 --> 01:57:28,800 But yeah, you can't even play it anymore remember like my favorite fucking game was on iPod touch 2570 01:57:28,800 --> 01:57:30,200 It was some BMX game 2571 01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:33,240 It was like one of the only 3d games that there was Blake 2572 01:57:33,240 --> 01:57:38,400 you'd like you put your fingers on the screen like this and you controlled the handlebars and like you'd go off a jump you'd 2573 01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:43,720 Like flick it and then like bike will like flip around a bunch of time. I don't know I'm describing 2574 01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:47,920 But it was a sick fucking game and it's gone. I play a game like that all the time 2575 01:57:47,920 --> 01:57:52,200 I think we might be playing the same game actually I felt like max dirt bike 2576 01:57:55,040 --> 01:58:00,920 Remember back in the day they had like the the lit version the light version of the games that like they're like well 2577 01:58:00,920 --> 01:58:05,240 You can do one level. Yeah, you can do one level now. You're done by the game fucker 2578 01:58:05,240 --> 01:58:09,680 Maybe you guys can help me remember the name of this game because I wanted to get it 2579 01:58:09,680 --> 01:58:12,580 So there's the reason I wanted to get an iPod touch 2580 01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:17,680 Maybe it was the game. I wanted to get an iPod touch for it was the game 2581 01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:23,920 We're like you play as an arrow and you have to tilt your phone to like navigate through a bunch of boxes 2582 01:58:23,920 --> 01:58:26,360 And there's like this weird trancey music playing 2583 01:58:26,360 --> 01:58:33,320 Geometry Dash no not geometry dash. It's 3d. It's 3d and your phone to like not 2584 01:58:34,160 --> 01:58:40,600 Man, dude, it's like a popular game in the same era as like jelly car. I cannot remember the name of it though 2585 01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:42,220 I'm a pocket. God 2586 01:58:42,220 --> 01:58:48,140 Pocket God was fucking wild pocket God is still on the app store, but it hasn't been updated in 15 years 2587 01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:51,960 Forgot about fucking that oh my god 2588 01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:58,240 We're scribble knots shit, but the thing is it's not in the aspect ratio that you that modern phones are 2589 01:58:58,240 --> 01:59:00,880 So you get like the black box around the entirety of it 2590 01:59:00,880 --> 01:59:06,560 I read download it the other day just to see like what it was see if they update it no fucking hasn't been updated since 2591 01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:12,960 Like 2012 I know I used to play that game all the time. So oh my god. Do you remember fucking Temple Run? 2592 01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:20,340 Yeah, oh my god when that game was like a sensation the world was healing that was incredible. Everybody was playing that fucking game 2593 01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:24,440 I remember everyone Pokemon go made world peace happen for like two weeks 2594 01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:31,400 Fucking Pokemon go to the polls. I don't know about Pokemon go 2595 01:59:32,000 --> 01:59:34,560 But how about Pokemon go to the polls? 2596 01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:39,480 Fuck does anybody remember the name of this game? I tried track this one down, too 2597 01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:41,480 I think it was called like blade or some shit 2598 01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:46,200 But it was like a game where like you played as a knight and you had to work your way through these fucking bosses 2599 01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:52,160 In Fanny blade infinity blade. Holy shit. I looked that one up. I could three 2600 01:59:52,160 --> 01:59:58,040 Oh my god, dude, that game was fucking next level for its time. It was it was pretty good 2601 01:59:58,040 --> 02:00:03,160 I remember in Fanny blade but then you got past like a certain point and then you had to be like, alright 2602 02:00:03,160 --> 02:00:05,760 I literally can't beat these guys unless I pay for everything 2603 02:00:05,840 --> 02:00:07,360 You didn't have to pay for it 2604 02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:11,180 You just had to play the game a ton of times and I remember like the first time you go to the final boss 2605 02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:15,560 He just kills you. Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah you tried 2606 02:00:15,560 --> 02:00:22,540 Maybe you're oh, that was cool. Cuz this story was like your ancestor. Yeah, he was like fucking he was the first guy 2607 02:00:22,720 --> 02:00:27,000 Yeah, and then it like it's literally just like a time travel thing where you just keep going and it's like, yeah 2608 02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:30,700 Oh, it's like no, it's your son. It's like 15 years 18 years later 2609 02:00:33,280 --> 02:00:34,640 I 2610 02:00:34,640 --> 02:00:39,960 Know there was a sixth story though, cuz he was immortal and all his fucking guys were like immortal. Oh, man 2611 02:00:40,560 --> 02:00:43,240 That game was next level but it was literally just 2612 02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:50,080 Quick time event cutscenes. Let's be real. It wasn't quick time event cutscenes though because you had to see where 2613 02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:53,120 It was like fucking the game you were describing 2614 02:00:53,120 --> 02:00:59,960 It was like you had to see which direction their attack was coming and you had to swipe the opposite direction to but in the end 2615 02:00:59,960 --> 02:01:04,080 It was really the same exact thing every time like we didn't recognize that's good 2616 02:01:04,080 --> 02:01:07,080 But how is that any different from like Dark Souls or anything? 2617 02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:11,940 You learn their attack patterns, but they're still but like the thing is the things like Dark Souls and stuff 2618 02:01:11,940 --> 02:01:15,080 They're not gonna make it cuz it's such like a 3d thing. It's not like a 2619 02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:19,760 Real like a cutscene type thing they move around in different ways 2620 02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:23,880 So yeah, they're gonna use the same attacks, but they can be attacking you from a different area 2621 02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:27,840 Yeah, but I mean at the end of the day though, it's still they have the same attack 2622 02:01:28,160 --> 02:01:31,640 They stay the same set of attacks they can use in a random order 2623 02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:36,800 Which is what infinity blade is like sure but like you can't you're you're using touch controls 2624 02:01:36,800 --> 02:01:39,680 The best you're gonna get in that option is like what they did 2625 02:01:39,680 --> 02:01:45,960 I mean, I remember I got Grand Theft Auto Vice City for my iPod touch. I did too when the game ran like shit 2626 02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:52,120 Yeah, I was unplayable with a touchscreen. I beat it. I beat I beat San Andreas 2627 02:01:52,120 --> 02:01:56,180 I never got San Andreas because that one was more expensive that one was $15 instead of being five 2628 02:01:56,180 --> 02:02:03,400 I remember the only first-person shooter game I was ever good at on mobile was they made Call of Duty zombies on it. Yes 2629 02:02:04,400 --> 02:02:08,760 Remember yes. Oh my god. They had Shionuma and and 2630 02:02:08,760 --> 02:02:10,520 the original one 2631 02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:16,480 You want me to fucking blow your mind right now because it wasn't nearly as popular as the first and everybody didn't know it came out 2632 02:02:16,480 --> 02:02:21,800 Well, they came out with black ops zombies. We had Keno it had ascension 2633 02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:25,280 It had all the fucking D add mood on it. What dude? 2634 02:02:25,280 --> 02:02:32,480 Yeah, it fucking they made Call of Duty black ops zombies on fucking iPod touch. I swear to God you can't get it anymore 2635 02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:35,040 I've thought about fucking jailbreaking my phone 2636 02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:39,560 Just to get the old APK and fought and get it on Android you can do that 2637 02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:41,800 But like but actually no, you don't even need to jailbreak it 2638 02:02:41,800 --> 02:02:46,840 I could just download the APK but like you got to change a bunch of settings in your phone because it doesn't work with the 2639 02:02:46,840 --> 02:02:51,740 Modern firmware of anything even if you jailbreak an iPhone and throw it on there. It just doesn't work 2640 02:02:51,740 --> 02:02:54,400 So I still have my iPod touch from 2012 2641 02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:57,000 Bring it in. I 2642 02:02:57,120 --> 02:03:00,920 Don't know if it charges anymore, but if it does it has zombies on it. It has 2643 02:03:01,560 --> 02:03:03,880 Max injury it has a fucking 2644 02:03:03,880 --> 02:03:06,840 There's another if you if it does charge you could plug it into your computer 2645 02:03:06,840 --> 02:03:11,600 You could jailbreak it which there's no fucking risk now and you can have one to like up zombies 2646 02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:19,000 I have a touch from like 2010. It's still just chilling out in my fucking my my my old bedroom at my parents house. I 2647 02:03:20,080 --> 02:03:26,400 Have a bunch of old phones. I don't have anything. I still have my envy to that. I got a gameboy color 2648 02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:29,680 So do I yeah, but I still got my envy to yeah 2649 02:03:29,680 --> 02:03:35,360 I have a by the way. I just want you to know everything you're saying is muffled because of your hoodie right now 2650 02:03:35,960 --> 02:03:37,720 What? 2651 02:03:37,720 --> 02:03:39,720 everything you say was 2652 02:03:43,680 --> 02:03:49,160 Fuck I don't know the the most retro thing I have is a ps2 with like every game 2653 02:03:49,160 --> 02:03:52,480 I ever played on PS and I'm starting to play new shit on it, too 2654 02:03:52,480 --> 02:03:54,920 I'm playing shadow of the Colossus for the first time 2655 02:03:54,920 --> 02:03:59,960 I thought I bought Final Fantasy 7, but I was so stupid when I was in the 2656 02:04:00,640 --> 02:04:07,000 Store I read the Roman numerals wrong. I thought I was getting seven so I remember I get six or eight 2657 02:04:07,000 --> 02:04:10,540 No, I got fucking 11. I got the X and the V mixed up 2658 02:04:10,540 --> 02:04:13,920 I saw it and it was like it was the only final fantasy that was on the wall 2659 02:04:13,920 --> 02:04:20,920 And I knew that like Final Fantasy 7 was super fucking that was like the one on PS 2 that everybody loved PS 1 2660 02:04:20,920 --> 02:04:26,160 Oh, this was a question on jeopardy that you missed Final Fantasy 10 is the one for PS 2 2661 02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:29,360 What 10 I? 2662 02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:35,880 11 and 12 I at 12 is the one I have because I thought I got 7 because that's VII I got XII 2663 02:04:36,800 --> 02:04:40,160 12 is not awful, but I heard it's good. I had 10 better 2664 02:04:41,080 --> 02:04:43,080 7 is the best one 8 2665 02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:48,560 8 could have been good if they didn't have a weird leveling system because I don't mind 8 story 2666 02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:53,160 But like the leveling system it isn't like kill kill an enemy you get XP 2667 02:04:53,160 --> 02:04:57,840 It's you have to kill an enemy that take like its soul or something. It's fucking weird 2668 02:04:57,840 --> 02:05:00,500 I just like that when I called you you were just like 2669 02:05:01,320 --> 02:05:05,200 Like alright, the only thing I'm gonna tell you bro is don't level this one character 2670 02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:10,040 I know it's a spoiler, but they get killed off don't level it cuz you're probably gonna want to stop playing 2671 02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:16,400 It's gonna set you back so far. Yeah, so don't even don't fucking level heiress ever do not level heiress 2672 02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:18,920 That's the name my hamster by the way his heiress. It's named after her 2673 02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:24,440 But my first answer was named after Tifa after another character from the same game 2674 02:05:25,400 --> 02:05:32,320 Massive tits love that I know that name. What's the fucking last name Lockhart? Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I know that one everybody 2675 02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:34,920 If I showed you a picture you'd be like oh, that's her 2676 02:05:34,920 --> 02:05:40,800 It's like the white tank top and the oh, yeah fucking little black short skirt chick. Yeah, it's gotta be it 2677 02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:47,420 Yeah, I know see I never even played the fucking game Casey Jesus Christ. I am crossfaded. I'll be back 2678 02:05:47,600 --> 02:05:53,200 So you miss this question on jeopardy? What year was the first Super Bowl played in I? 2679 02:05:54,000 --> 02:06:00,280 Still don't know that you don't know that I cuz I I don't I literally don't pay attention to what Super Bowl run 2680 02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:02,280 I think we're on like 50 something maybe 2681 02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:07,400 59 yeah, I don't I don't I don't track the numbers 2682 02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:14,240 I just like remember like if you ask me what fucking world series that was I have no fucking idea 2683 02:06:14,280 --> 02:06:20,400 That's the only sport that like numbers it every other year. It's like oh, it's the Stanley Cup or oh, it's the World Series 2684 02:06:20,640 --> 02:06:24,680 Stanley Cup 2025 like type shit the you'll go back and be like the 2685 02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:30,280 2025 World Series but like Super Bowl they number it like they don't it's not like oh, it's the 2686 02:06:30,960 --> 02:06:34,360 115th World Series it's like no it's the 2025 World Series 2687 02:06:34,360 --> 02:06:40,120 Yeah, well the Super Bowl was actually always the same age as my dad was because he was born in 2688 02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:43,000 1966 and the first one was 2689 02:06:43,720 --> 02:06:45,720 67 2690 02:06:52,080 --> 02:06:54,080 Enough for this jeopardy 2691 02:06:56,200 --> 02:06:58,400 Casey give me that vape I'm stressing I 2692 02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:02,840 Just woke Megan up I apologize 2693 02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:04,840 That was way too loud 2694 02:07:07,240 --> 02:07:13,640 Welcome back to jeopardy my name's Alex Rebecca. I should just fucking hand the wind to Tyler now 2695 02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:19,400 There's no you got believe in you alley back. You can fucking do it dude. I'm usually not this inebriated 2696 02:07:19,640 --> 02:07:22,840 I don't know why I guess I was just in a weird mindset 2697 02:07:22,840 --> 02:07:26,240 I got the next like four days off so like fuck it when I have a little fun tonight 2698 02:07:26,240 --> 02:07:31,120 Here's your 28 time winner Tyler. Let's fucking get it 2699 02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:34,800 My time 2700 02:07:35,600 --> 02:07:43,400 Alley back all right, I need if you're working rooting for the underdog. I'm your guy. I am your guy tonight listeners 2701 02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:47,160 Fuck, please tell me we're good. No, we're good. Okay good 2702 02:07:48,400 --> 02:07:54,280 Does the it noise does that come across in the podcast and I don't think I'm just cuts out 2703 02:07:54,280 --> 02:07:56,280 I'll be funny 2704 02:07:57,080 --> 02:07:59,680 I'll be back. I believe in you even though you're inebriated 2705 02:08:01,160 --> 02:08:03,160 That makes one of us 2706 02:08:13,880 --> 02:08:20,400 Categories today you got Game of Thrones all right all right. I might be able to get a couple there 2707 02:08:20,400 --> 02:08:22,920 I'm still probably not gonna get them all though rhyme time 2708 02:08:22,920 --> 02:08:24,920 non English artists 2709 02:08:25,960 --> 02:08:27,960 the Mandela effect 2710 02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:30,560 eight days a week 2711 02:08:30,720 --> 02:08:37,880 All in the family and what continent do I belong on I can already see us getting into a fucking fight on the Mandela effect 2712 02:08:41,040 --> 02:08:43,160 Tyler one last time of course he did 2713 02:08:45,200 --> 02:08:49,520 I wasn't here for that one was I know you won like the last two or three 2714 02:08:49,520 --> 02:08:51,040 I 2715 02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:55,280 Should have been here more the categories game Game of Thrones rhyme time 2716 02:08:56,360 --> 02:09:01,760 non English artists Mandela effect eight days a week all in the family 2717 02:09:05,760 --> 02:09:08,180 Wait let me test it make sure mine works, too 2718 02:09:08,180 --> 02:09:16,280 Oh, we're good. Yes, you got to have the power button. Well doesn't it go away on its own it does, but if you have the power 2719 02:09:19,800 --> 02:09:25,220 For a thousand give me a break. I just realized there was no hyphen in the name of this candy bar 2720 02:09:28,780 --> 02:09:35,220 Fuck fuck it clicked the second you buzzed in I got a little delay I do I have 2721 02:09:35,220 --> 02:09:37,980 All right, we're back and tires back 2722 02:09:40,820 --> 02:09:49,860 100 true or false mr.. Monopoly from the infamous board game. Where's a monocle? It's false. What is false? Oh, yeah, I 2723 02:09:50,740 --> 02:09:55,700 Know most of the Mandela effects because I did fucking copious amounts of research on great great 2724 02:09:55,900 --> 02:09:58,400 I'm not doing copious amounts of research 2725 02:09:58,400 --> 02:10:04,060 I'm not taking guesses of these it's about to just say false Tyler's big 2726 02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:10,000 600 actually I was gonna say 600 I damn buzz in there's an ongoing debate as to whether a 2727 02:10:10,520 --> 02:10:12,520 Cornucopia was ever included in this clothing 2728 02:10:13,720 --> 02:10:15,720 Yes 2729 02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:24,640 It was right yeah, okay good no no there wasn't a cornucopia like that was like like I thought there's a cornucopia in it forever 2730 02:10:24,640 --> 02:10:31,600 There was actually back in like that fucking like 20. I should get why because there was why is there a picture of an on the internet? 2731 02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:36,520 Of a cornucopia in it, then there's a whole bunch of pictures of fucking the band steam bears, too 2732 02:10:38,160 --> 02:10:40,240 All right, talk to hundred 2733 02:10:41,240 --> 02:10:46,620 bullshit 200 people frequently miss quote Darth Vader saying Luke I am your father 2734 02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:52,400 No, Luke. I know Luke. I am your father right incorrect 2735 02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:54,400 No, I am your father 2736 02:10:54,800 --> 02:10:56,800 Yes, Ellie back 2737 02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:00,400 Bang oh, baby, I got 200 2738 02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:03,920 Do much for you fuck you Casey oh 2739 02:11:04,800 --> 02:11:13,020 Man Game of Thrones Game of Thrones for 200 yeah the throne of the UK is currently occupied by him 2740 02:11:15,440 --> 02:11:17,440 Yes 2741 02:11:17,600 --> 02:11:19,600 You really get me into that headspace 2742 02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:22,480 It's not about it's not about Game of Thrones I 2743 02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:27,040 Have no hope 2744 02:11:27,040 --> 02:11:30,640 Do you I'm hopeless do you know Game of Thrones? Yeah? 2745 02:11:31,880 --> 02:11:34,760 You fucking do you know monarchs no? 2746 02:11:35,360 --> 02:11:39,580 I don't know monarchs. I don't know presidents. I'm politically 2747 02:11:42,760 --> 02:11:44,120 Buzzer down 2748 02:11:44,120 --> 02:11:49,480 No, the fact 400 despite what you remember this has always been the color of Pikachu's tail 2749 02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:59,880 It's fucking ears everybody thought it was on the tail 2750 02:12:03,320 --> 02:12:11,360 Game of Thrones rhyme time non-english artists eight days a week all in the family what continent, but do I belong? 2751 02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:13,360 to 2752 02:12:16,680 --> 02:12:17,840 200 in 2753 02:12:17,840 --> 02:12:21,700 2022 this member of the Adams family received a Netflix spin-off 2754 02:12:22,800 --> 02:12:24,880 How am I supposed to fucking know that? 2755 02:12:26,120 --> 02:12:29,000 How am I supposed to know that it's a day of the week? 2756 02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:36,880 All right, so I would have taken a shot in the dark down what the fuck is the Adams family what am I fucking 90? 2757 02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:41,680 What is the items? Tyler? Oh? 2758 02:12:44,480 --> 02:12:46,560 It is a week for 400 2759 02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:59,420 You got 34 alimax got 200. Oh, I'm not even touching it dude. No, I'm not even touching the fire fire 2760 02:13:02,400 --> 02:13:04,400 200 2761 02:13:04,400 --> 02:13:09,600 I'm real all right. I got a delay fuck hello. Yeah, it's a 2762 02:13:11,240 --> 02:13:17,080 You fucking time when you lose. I want you guys you win. You just you're just like my home 2763 02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:24,060 You win all the time, but whenever you lose. It's just like ah fuck. How much you bet to ice you know one 2764 02:13:24,320 --> 02:13:27,720 200 Rebecca black loves to get tell him this day. What is Friday? 2765 02:13:27,720 --> 02:13:32,600 Friday we'll continue this category 2766 02:13:41,160 --> 02:13:45,040 For 600 name of Leonard Skinner's woman that left too soon 2767 02:13:48,240 --> 02:13:51,120 There's seven inches, but I'm not I'm not sure 2768 02:13:51,120 --> 02:13:57,880 What is wait the full name or just the day of the week first name? 2769 02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:10,000 So you're telling me that is the name just one day yeah 2770 02:14:13,280 --> 02:14:15,280 What is Tuesday 2771 02:14:15,560 --> 02:14:17,560 access Tuesday 2772 02:14:17,560 --> 02:14:19,560 Oh 2773 02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:24,460 It's like well we already use the ones I thought it was days gone with the wind Ellie Mac 2774 02:14:26,200 --> 02:14:28,200 Repect fuck 2775 02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:35,640 Is there any more in that category yeah 800 according to Elton John this night's all right for fighting 2776 02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:40,040 What is Saturday oh yeah, I 2777 02:14:44,720 --> 02:14:47,120 Can throw this wine glass so hard right now 2778 02:14:48,600 --> 02:14:49,960 Why am I drinking wine? 2779 02:14:49,960 --> 02:14:55,240 I'm literally a tenth of a so this game would be neck and neck if I wasn't drinking cuz I've gotten most of these 2780 02:14:55,240 --> 02:14:58,520 It's just clicked a split second after you buzz in 2781 02:14:59,200 --> 02:15:01,200 Fuck me dude 2782 02:15:01,200 --> 02:15:07,800 One thousand this massacre in 1972 where the British killed 26 armed unarmed protest 2783 02:15:07,800 --> 02:15:10,320 What is Sunday? What is Sunday bloody son? Yeah? 2784 02:15:10,960 --> 02:15:13,320 Yeah, I love it 2785 02:15:14,200 --> 02:15:19,240 Great you to song by the way you got you to you got Game of Thrones rhyme time 2786 02:15:19,960 --> 02:15:21,680 Non-english artists all right 2787 02:15:21,680 --> 02:15:25,520 Let's get boned on fucking Game of Thrones again because I'm not gonna know anything 2788 02:15:25,520 --> 02:15:30,760 For 400 in this country the occupant of the throne was called the czar I 2789 02:15:34,360 --> 02:15:38,080 Was gonna say what is Prussia, and I believe it's also bizarre there 2790 02:15:38,080 --> 02:15:42,960 I think there's a couple countries that czar it could be a czar do I get partial credit? 2791 02:15:44,840 --> 02:15:48,040 Yeah, but I said Prussia after next time count for something right 2792 02:15:49,120 --> 02:15:51,800 600 during World War two the king of this country 2793 02:15:51,800 --> 02:15:57,960 Symbolized resistance to the German occupation by riding his horse through Copenhagen without guards 2794 02:16:05,080 --> 02:16:07,880 Don't go to the king of this country symbolized 2795 02:16:08,160 --> 02:16:15,440 Resistance to the German occupation by riding his horse through Copenhagen without birds. He's gonna guess what is France nope 2796 02:16:15,440 --> 02:16:21,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah figured that was gonna go that way 2797 02:16:23,040 --> 02:16:25,040 Fucking 2798 02:16:26,360 --> 02:16:32,480 Yeah, I get the note you got to see the the the drips on it see how far I am Tyler you want to give that a 2799 02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:33,880 Guess no 2800 02:16:33,880 --> 02:16:38,360 Please come on. Just throw one out there. I'll be done mark make it a competition 2801 02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:45,000 Competition so fucking throw me a bone dude. See I'm not crazy buddy. I'm not patch my homes and Tom Brady 2802 02:16:45,800 --> 02:16:49,680 Tom Brady was the same fucking way he won all the time and when he lost you 2803 02:16:50,960 --> 02:16:57,280 Ready did the same shit. He's just on his side. Yes. They were the top rule got invented because of him 2804 02:16:57,280 --> 02:16:59,000 They were more on his side 2805 02:16:59,000 --> 02:17:05,440 I know you're not I'm not saying anything about the rest, but the rest absolutely were on Brady's side and he cheated 2806 02:17:05,440 --> 02:17:10,320 They're more on and he fucking cheated. Yeah, you are Tom Brady you fucking I'm back 2807 02:17:10,320 --> 02:17:12,560 So you got plenty of time to come back? No, I don't 2808 02:17:13,160 --> 02:17:17,580 Respect with what Game of Thrones? Yeah fucking right for 800 2809 02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:25,480 You got 4800 I'm playing this game under protest 800 800 2810 02:17:25,480 --> 02:17:34,120 This king of England married his sixth wife in 1543 after the previous five cannot bear him a son 2811 02:17:34,120 --> 02:17:36,120 Oh fuck what was his name? 2812 02:17:36,120 --> 02:17:38,120 What was the question? 2813 02:17:38,120 --> 02:17:40,120 Give me a second 2814 02:17:40,120 --> 02:17:46,680 The king of England that married his sixth wife in 1543 after the previous five cannot bear him a son 2815 02:17:46,680 --> 02:17:50,760 I fucking know this what the fuck was his name? 2816 02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:57,160 There's really only two names I think of when I think of British Kings back on yeah 2817 02:17:59,160 --> 02:18:01,160 Yeah, I have to get the number right 2818 02:18:02,200 --> 02:18:04,200 You're fucked 2819 02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:09,760 It's 50 50s either Louie or Henry, I don't know which one 2820 02:18:09,760 --> 02:18:17,520 King Henry is either Louie or Henry. Oh 2821 02:18:22,240 --> 02:18:24,240 Tyler 2822 02:18:24,520 --> 02:18:29,520 1000 King Henry the ace daughter who has a cocktail named after her 2823 02:18:31,640 --> 02:18:36,440 Well, you marry are you fucking joking she bathed in the blood of fucking 2824 02:18:36,440 --> 02:18:38,440 Babies 2825 02:18:38,440 --> 02:18:44,200 You got rhyme time non-english are you know that why the fuck do you know that she was the inspiration? 2826 02:18:46,720 --> 02:18:51,800 That's why she was the inspiration of Dracula fucking forgive me how can I fucking forget 2827 02:18:53,120 --> 02:18:56,040 All in the family and what comment do I belong on? 2828 02:18:56,040 --> 02:19:04,700 On the family for 200 Jim Paul Mark and Donnie 2829 02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:15,360 What is the Adam Stanley who said the Walbergs are you fucking kidding me Tyler there's more than one of them 2830 02:19:19,840 --> 02:19:22,000 Fucking Mandela fact right there. Yeah 2831 02:19:22,000 --> 02:19:24,000 I'm gonna go with the family 2832 02:19:24,000 --> 02:19:27,300 400 well Jada Jaden and Willow 2833 02:19:30,840 --> 02:19:32,840 Tyler 2834 02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:58,040 All the family 600 Theodore Franklin and Eleanor that was 2835 02:19:58,040 --> 02:20:04,360 You hear what I buzzed in it was fucking right there, dude. It was almost there. You gotta be kidding me 2836 02:20:04,360 --> 02:20:06,360 You have got to be kidding me 2837 02:20:08,120 --> 02:20:11,840 800 Alex Eddie and Wolf King 2838 02:20:16,000 --> 02:20:24,160 Alex Eddie Wolf King, it's not worth the guess. I'm probably wrong. I got a fucking echo again. Oh 2839 02:20:25,680 --> 02:20:27,440 Yeah 2840 02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:29,960 I knew it as soon as he said it that it was right 2841 02:20:30,560 --> 02:20:34,160 Never would have came up on it on my own. You see I got a pretty profound 2842 02:20:35,040 --> 02:20:37,040 We're back Tyler's pick 2843 02:20:39,200 --> 02:20:42,240 Families for a thousand Ron and Rand 2844 02:20:44,760 --> 02:20:46,760 Paul yes 2845 02:20:48,840 --> 02:20:51,600 Ron Paul not related 2846 02:20:51,600 --> 02:21:00,160 Ali Mack you got prime time non-english artists and what comment do I belong on it's a song 2847 02:21:01,120 --> 02:21:03,680 What kind of end do I belong on for a thousand? 2848 02:21:05,960 --> 02:21:07,960 CG 2849 02:21:10,600 --> 02:21:12,840 Continent I thought CG was an island 2850 02:21:12,840 --> 02:21:21,880 I thought it was it wasn't on a continent. It was on an island. It's are we talking like tectonic plates here? 2851 02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:27,720 Every island belongs to a continent does it? Yeah, I thought islands were like separate things 2852 02:21:27,720 --> 02:21:32,400 It ain't worth a guess well like midway that like midways in the middle of the fucking Pacific 2853 02:21:32,400 --> 02:21:37,360 That doesn't belong to a condom, but Fiji is near a condom. Fiji's near a continent 2854 02:21:37,360 --> 02:21:40,920 I thought we thought it was like some isolated island where they made water. Yeah, it's not worth 2855 02:21:40,920 --> 02:21:42,920 No, that'd be Oceania 2856 02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:45,040 That's not a continent. It is 2857 02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:49,220 Wow that was a fucking thank fucking God 2858 02:21:56,920 --> 02:21:58,920 Ali Max pick 2859 02:22:00,240 --> 02:22:07,320 Fuck it. All right, let's reel it in. We'll go that cut that one for 200 200 Mozambique 2860 02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:09,320 Oh 2861 02:22:10,560 --> 02:22:14,960 Yes, I just thought of a dirty son of a bitch 2862 02:22:16,000 --> 02:22:18,000 Mozambique that sounds pretty 2863 02:22:18,360 --> 02:22:22,480 Where the other categories rhyme time non-english artists? 2864 02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:29,660 Rhyme time I was hoping it was gonna be like animals. I would have got that be like the penguin Antarctica 2865 02:22:30,680 --> 02:22:35,000 Fuck for 200 president Biden's political opponents 2866 02:22:35,000 --> 02:22:38,920 What is this what category rhyme time 2867 02:22:43,080 --> 02:22:48,560 Yeah, I don't think you guys are you that'd be Joe's foes 2868 02:22:48,560 --> 02:23:03,600 I would be mad at myself. I did get that. I think if I buzzed it and got that Tyler would have punched me in the face 2869 02:23:08,520 --> 02:23:12,800 Fuck it continents, I guess that's that's a fucking wash of a category 2870 02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:16,080 400 Guadalupe. Oh 2871 02:23:16,080 --> 02:23:18,080 Fuck 2872 02:23:21,800 --> 02:23:23,800 Are you buzzing in yeah 2873 02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:35,040 He changed he said what is America yeah, that's an option and then he gets his points back he buzzed him with the wrong answer 2874 02:23:35,040 --> 02:23:41,280 What do you think the rules are here Casey? He answered incorrectly you fucking let you think you're buzzing in and he said yes 2875 02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:46,000 And then he changed it after you can't we're gonna keep time score 2876 02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:49,640 Thank God at least the refs aren't on your side. It's 2877 02:23:50,920 --> 02:23:53,400 Kind of for 600 Myanmar 2878 02:23:54,240 --> 02:23:56,240 Myanmar Myanmar Myanmar 2879 02:24:00,240 --> 02:24:04,520 Like I'm at the level where I should probably start guessing but I'm so uneducated I'm 2880 02:24:06,360 --> 02:24:08,360 7200 to 2200 2881 02:24:08,360 --> 02:24:10,360 Oh 2882 02:24:27,960 --> 02:24:29,960 Fuck it Kelsey's down there somewhere 2883 02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:34,240 Fear it's boom 40 yards that was for drunk 2884 02:24:34,240 --> 02:24:38,160 Fucking unreal Tyler's yes for Aaron Hernandez 2885 02:24:41,040 --> 02:24:46,080 That's who you fucking threw it to made a deal with the devil that fucking dude hung himself fuck 2886 02:24:46,960 --> 02:24:50,600 Murderer. All right next question on that category 800 2887 02:24:54,680 --> 02:25:02,600 You got 7800 I would take is one of those to get me back in the game about 100 what 800 800 and Dora 2888 02:25:02,600 --> 02:25:05,000 and Dora and Dora 2889 02:25:08,520 --> 02:25:14,480 Like an avatar question and Dora and Pandora and 2890 02:25:16,720 --> 02:25:19,440 What's South America probably 2891 02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:23,680 Those Europe 2892 02:25:23,680 --> 02:25:32,440 Yep, take this vape away from me before I throw on Tyler you got rhyme time non-english artists 2893 02:25:37,520 --> 02:25:39,520 First one who says the name 2894 02:25:39,760 --> 02:25:44,400 Smelling salts before we fucking do it. I gotta wake up or some you gotta put some headphones on actually 2895 02:25:44,400 --> 02:25:50,840 I gotta make this why competitive rhyme time. Nope. I'm not an English artist non-english art 2896 02:25:50,840 --> 02:25:54,040 You gotta you tell me the name of the artist I 2897 02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:58,560 All right, I'm in 2898 02:26:00,440 --> 02:26:01,960 What is I yes 2899 02:26:04,760 --> 02:26:08,080 I thought it was the country now it's gonna say South Korea and I would have been 2900 02:26:10,920 --> 02:26:11,680 Tyler's back 2901 02:26:12,480 --> 02:26:18,240 Continuing rhymes right. No, no, no, no fucking whatever the fuck that category was 2902 02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:25,280 English artists. Yeah, what is Romstein Rob? 2903 02:26:27,160 --> 02:26:31,640 They know that one I'm like this sounds like Romstein I haven't heard this song 2904 02:26:31,640 --> 02:26:35,480 But I think it sounds like Romstein Dan if you're listening to this go fuck yourself 2905 02:26:35,480 --> 02:26:49,120 I didn't even touch it. No, it's fine. Tyler's we'll do that that category on real 600. What is Mexico? 2906 02:26:49,120 --> 02:26:55,540 I can't think of the guy's name fuck. I know the name of the song does that count? That would be Lewis Fonzie 2907 02:27:01,440 --> 02:27:04,320 We're back times, but how many delays have we had this episode a lot? 2908 02:27:05,240 --> 02:27:07,240 All right, can we get a little bit of a break? 2909 02:27:07,240 --> 02:27:09,840 I'm gonna go back to the song I was listening to the song 2910 02:27:09,840 --> 02:27:12,840 I'm gonna go back to the song I was listening to the song 2911 02:27:12,840 --> 02:27:14,840 I'm gonna go back to the song I was listening to the song 2912 02:27:14,840 --> 02:27:16,840 I'm gonna go back to the song I was listening to the song 2913 02:27:16,840 --> 02:27:22,800 I had this episode a lot. I continue because my mic's a temperamental con for 800 2914 02:27:29,660 --> 02:27:31,660 Nope 2915 02:27:32,740 --> 02:27:35,860 I'm digging what is towards yellow cordia? I can't 2916 02:27:35,860 --> 02:27:45,660 Would you know? Maybe wait till I start singing. Oh, yeah, they are seeing 2917 02:27:47,260 --> 02:27:49,260 What's baby metal? Oh 2918 02:27:49,900 --> 02:27:51,460 Yes 2919 02:27:51,460 --> 02:27:54,660 Are you looking at the screen? I can't see the fucking screen 2920 02:27:55,500 --> 02:27:59,460 Casey was on the screen at that point. No, so Tyler got a rope 2921 02:28:00,740 --> 02:28:02,740 I was like fuck 2922 02:28:02,740 --> 02:28:08,140 After I heard on my pockets baby battle you fucking my home baby metal is a good fucking band 2923 02:28:08,140 --> 02:28:13,540 They would never heard of them before in my entire life. Really? Yeah, they're looking this Japanese band that like 2924 02:28:14,260 --> 02:28:19,660 Japanese yeah, no, they have a bunch of chicks singing metal. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Those were chicks. Yeah 2925 02:28:20,420 --> 02:28:23,740 And they all were like fucking goth like outfits and shit. It's fucking awesome 2926 02:28:24,140 --> 02:28:27,740 Literally had zero idea that this ever existed. Yeah 2927 02:28:27,740 --> 02:28:32,300 I'm Tyler's we'll continue. I guess there's that no 1000 2928 02:28:50,220 --> 02:28:52,220 I don't think either of us are gonna get this 2929 02:28:52,220 --> 02:28:58,000 No, I know you guys know this one. I know you guys know this one 2930 02:29:01,180 --> 02:29:05,720 Come on no one knows I've I've never heard this on know my life 2931 02:29:06,740 --> 02:29:11,380 That'd be six nine. That was six nine. That was six nine singing Spanish 2932 02:29:12,080 --> 02:29:14,080 You fucking idiot 2933 02:29:14,080 --> 02:29:19,800 I didn't know that I thought he was like fake black 2934 02:29:22,440 --> 02:29:24,440 Wow, is that racist? 2935 02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:30,640 Like black people wouldn't claim him Tyler. You got rhyme time. Let's fuck dude. This one's no one's getting it's 2936 02:29:31,240 --> 02:29:33,740 400 miss Montana's yellow fruit 2937 02:29:33,740 --> 02:29:40,620 Miss Montana, what is Montana banana? 2938 02:29:46,060 --> 02:29:48,060 Wait, I'm so fucking rhymes. Yeah 2939 02:29:49,980 --> 02:29:51,980 What is Hannah banana 2940 02:29:52,820 --> 02:29:54,820 What is Hannah Hannah 2941 02:29:56,660 --> 02:30:00,980 Tannis miss Montana's yellow fruit. Yeah this category 2942 02:30:00,980 --> 02:30:02,980 I 2943 02:30:03,580 --> 02:30:06,500 Hate my life. All right continue this category 2944 02:30:08,500 --> 02:30:10,500 I swap here 2945 02:30:11,380 --> 02:30:15,900 Stop outsourcing six hundred mr. Sinatra's baseball team 2946 02:30:15,900 --> 02:30:27,260 What is Frank's yanks, yes, are you fucking kidding me I know is the Yankees I was gonna be Sinatra's miniaturas 2947 02:30:36,860 --> 02:30:41,260 800 a charge of one cent to call eight six seven five three. Oh nine 2948 02:30:41,260 --> 02:30:46,740 What's Jenny's penny? Yeah, are you fucking how are you getting this? 2949 02:30:47,340 --> 02:30:50,540 My brain can't work that quick not right now 2950 02:30:51,380 --> 02:30:57,120 If I was sober and on Adderall, I think I had a chance but next next on that 2951 02:30:59,620 --> 02:31:04,180 Rhyme time for 1000. Yeah, mr. Lee's barber 2952 02:31:04,180 --> 02:31:10,980 If you pull this out of your ass, I'm mr. Lee's barber, I'm gonna jump out a fucking window 2953 02:31:16,180 --> 02:31:18,180 Mr. Lee is it me 2954 02:31:19,620 --> 02:31:24,420 Is that the joke is that the joke is there like a joke here there might be a joke 2955 02:31:26,340 --> 02:31:29,380 Mr. Lee's barber. Yeah. Yeah, wait 2956 02:31:30,260 --> 02:31:32,260 No, I feel like 2957 02:31:32,260 --> 02:31:34,260 No, I feel like 2958 02:31:38,660 --> 02:31:45,300 No, I feel like wait is is it my actual barber shop because I know my barber shop rhymes with my name 2959 02:31:45,620 --> 02:31:49,220 It's been doing fucking surveillance on you. He knows where you get your hair cut 2960 02:31:49,220 --> 02:31:54,260 Like I do like my barber shop does rhyme with my name like that's I'm gonna talk about 2961 02:31:54,260 --> 02:32:02,580 Is it Tyler's Skylar barber? No, that'd be Tyler's styler. Oh 2962 02:32:04,340 --> 02:32:07,300 Yeah, you're upset wow you're real upset 2963 02:32:10,420 --> 02:32:13,060 Really fucking really close one we got 2964 02:32:14,180 --> 02:32:20,740 Not a fucking barn burner at all. I'm right in this anything could happen Tyler. You got 8600 2965 02:32:20,740 --> 02:32:26,820 I even got 2200 fucking so stupid 2966 02:32:30,500 --> 02:32:33,000 Categories music. All right 2967 02:32:44,900 --> 02:32:46,900 What 2968 02:32:46,900 --> 02:32:48,900 I 2969 02:32:50,100 --> 02:32:53,220 Already know this is gonna be the most stupid fucking question 2970 02:32:54,420 --> 02:32:56,740 it's always like oh music and then it'll be like 2971 02:32:57,700 --> 02:33:03,940 Some fucking classical like what year did mozart come out with his sixth sympathy symphony? 2972 02:33:03,940 --> 02:33:15,380 I'm gonna say the theme for the devil fuck. Ah 2973 02:33:17,780 --> 02:33:24,500 Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste 2974 02:33:24,500 --> 02:33:33,460 Ah, that's a good song all right, I got your wagers question 2975 02:33:34,500 --> 02:33:41,700 Put these wrappers in order according to their date of death little peep juice world and xxx 2976 02:33:45,540 --> 02:33:48,900 Put these wrappers in order according to the date of death will peep 2977 02:33:48,900 --> 02:33:56,740 So most recent first xxx. I think that let's make this interesting if you can get all three years 2978 02:33:57,060 --> 02:33:59,060 Correct. I'll give you a win. Oh 2979 02:33:59,220 --> 02:34:01,220 No, that's not fucking fair 2980 02:34:02,100 --> 02:34:04,260 He's not gonna get it 2981 02:34:04,260 --> 02:34:09,620 But if you got nothing to worry about if tyler gets so the years collect correct. I'll win too 2982 02:34:11,060 --> 02:34:13,060 I'm already gonna win 2983 02:34:13,380 --> 02:34:16,500 What's the uh, what was it? What was the thing peeps? Uh 2984 02:34:16,500 --> 02:34:18,980 No, little peep juice world 2985 02:34:20,500 --> 02:34:25,700 I wonder who died first nasa little pea nasa still alive exactly 2986 02:34:26,260 --> 02:34:29,380 Uh little peep juice world xxx. Tentacion 2987 02:34:31,140 --> 02:34:33,140 I know the first one for sure 2988 02:34:38,900 --> 02:34:40,900 I think that's it 2989 02:34:41,460 --> 02:34:43,460 And do you want the years? 2990 02:34:43,700 --> 02:34:45,700 If you want to get an automatic win 2991 02:34:45,700 --> 02:34:49,940 Automatic win do I get minus points if I don't get the years? 2992 02:35:09,620 --> 02:35:11,620 The three dead motherfuckers 2993 02:35:11,620 --> 02:35:13,620 Oh 2994 02:35:15,860 --> 02:35:17,860 No 2995 02:35:18,820 --> 02:35:20,900 Fuck I I just remembered the fucking 2996 02:35:22,100 --> 02:35:27,060 I remembered the fucking the gravestone in vr chat. I'm wrong. Do you want to change it? 2997 02:35:28,900 --> 02:35:30,660 Go ahead and change it 2998 02:35:30,660 --> 02:35:42,100 I just remembered the vr chat gravestone. I'm like fuck you're throwing me off now tyler gets another chance to change it 2999 02:35:47,620 --> 02:35:49,620 I think I got it wrong 3000 02:35:51,460 --> 02:35:53,460 I think I fucking blew it 3001 02:35:53,460 --> 02:36:01,540 I fucking I don't know shit about x I know he got fucking shot in the throat 3002 02:36:02,180 --> 02:36:06,100 He got shot in the throat juice fucking od on fucking xanax 3003 02:36:07,620 --> 02:36:15,460 And then peep just and then little peep just straight on got your answers tyler says peep x and juice 3004 02:36:17,380 --> 02:36:18,980 That's correct 3005 02:36:18,980 --> 02:36:20,980 He said 2018 3006 02:36:20,980 --> 02:36:22,980 2019 and 21 3007 02:36:24,360 --> 02:36:26,360 It's incorrect 3008 02:36:27,000 --> 02:36:30,440 But uh tyler got some points you got a thousand points for that 3009 02:36:31,560 --> 02:36:33,560 up to 9600 3010 02:36:34,840 --> 02:36:36,840 Did you end up changing it? 3011 02:36:37,480 --> 02:36:39,480 Wow 3012 02:36:39,480 --> 02:36:41,480 Why did we let the change happen? 3013 02:36:42,360 --> 02:36:48,200 Unreal the rest wanted to say how you maxed out peep x and juice. No, I didn't I I changed the year 3014 02:36:48,200 --> 02:36:51,640 Yeah, I maxed out peep x and juice. That's correct 3015 02:36:53,800 --> 02:36:59,180 For years we'll do fuck it 2017 2018 and 2019 3016 02:36:59,180 --> 02:37:15,180 That's correct 3017 02:37:29,180 --> 02:37:31,180 There's no way that that's a win 3018 02:37:52,860 --> 02:37:56,060 No, we're back and uh tyler rage quit 3019 02:37:56,060 --> 02:37:58,060 I'm still here 3020 02:37:59,100 --> 02:38:01,100 He's six time champion 3021 02:38:01,660 --> 02:38:03,660 We're fucking back 3022 02:38:04,140 --> 02:38:05,420 um 3023 02:38:05,420 --> 02:38:09,100 Tyler's out of here. I'm back. Congratulations on your sixth win 3024 02:38:09,820 --> 02:38:12,620 I can't believe that just happened 3025 02:38:13,340 --> 02:38:14,300 Um 3026 02:38:14,300 --> 02:38:16,300 I really wish you stayed 3027 02:38:17,420 --> 02:38:23,340 I know I heard him walking upstairs. I don't I think he might not have left yet. I hope he comes back down 3028 02:38:23,340 --> 02:38:25,340 I hope he comes back down 3029 02:38:25,820 --> 02:38:27,820 We'll take a break and we'll we'll come back 3030 02:38:28,940 --> 02:38:30,940 Oh my god, that felt good though 3031 02:38:31,020 --> 02:38:36,220 That felt that's like the biggest drop of serotonin i've had in a in a long time 3032 02:38:36,380 --> 02:38:38,380 You did a good job with that one actually 3033 02:38:39,980 --> 02:38:44,620 The craziest thing is that there was like a logical thought process that went behind it because I was like 3034 02:38:45,340 --> 02:38:51,660 Pete died like probably the year after I got out of high school in 2016. Yep, and then it was like 3035 02:38:51,660 --> 02:38:55,260 Like it made sense that fucking x died after 3036 02:38:55,900 --> 02:38:58,860 Yeah, and then I knew that juice was just before covid 3037 02:39:00,140 --> 02:39:02,140 And I almost said 20 3038 02:39:02,680 --> 02:39:06,960 2017 2019 2019 or 2017 2020 2020 3039 02:39:07,660 --> 02:39:10,220 And I was like, ah, why not? Why don't we just put them in a row? 3040 02:39:11,260 --> 02:39:15,740 Those divine intervention. I just I can't believe that the big clutchy 3041 02:39:15,740 --> 02:39:22,540 I'm sorry. That's unbelievable. I I know whoever fucking whoever listened to this had to have gotten a kick out of that 3042 02:39:23,020 --> 02:39:25,900 They had to probably fucking come to pants for that actually 3043 02:39:26,940 --> 02:39:28,940 I mean, I have to imagine 3044 02:39:29,180 --> 02:39:34,140 I I feel like most people probably tuned out halfway through that game. They're probably like, ah, well 3045 02:39:34,780 --> 02:39:39,980 I'll tell you what if you have a giant load in your pants because of alivax win email us 3046 02:39:40,940 --> 02:39:43,040 I'm telling the podcast 73 at gmail.com 3047 02:39:43,040 --> 02:39:45,040 All right 3048 02:39:45,360 --> 02:39:49,060 I think we should take a break. We'll be right back on untill the podcast 3049 02:40:01,360 --> 02:40:05,760 Yeah, welcome back to our type of broadcast what a song 3050 02:40:07,040 --> 02:40:08,640 What a tune 3051 02:40:08,640 --> 02:40:12,080 All right episode level six to tell me what you think 3052 02:40:12,080 --> 02:40:15,120 About me. I would try to argue 3053 02:40:16,800 --> 02:40:20,320 Against you. I don't care what Tyler says. I'm excited to go to canada 3054 02:40:21,120 --> 02:40:23,120 me too 3055 02:40:23,200 --> 02:40:24,400 Me too 3056 02:40:24,400 --> 02:40:26,400 He better fucking come 3057 02:40:26,480 --> 02:40:27,920 Yeah 3058 02:40:27,920 --> 02:40:29,920 I don't know 3059 02:40:32,080 --> 02:40:37,280 I don't know just when I when I saw uh, you know the canadians this week burning the 3060 02:40:37,280 --> 02:40:42,240 The american flag and burn it and booing the national anthem 3061 02:40:42,880 --> 02:40:44,400 I was just like 3062 02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:46,400 You know fucking trump did this 3063 02:40:46,720 --> 02:40:48,880 Yeah, we fucking did this to our allies 3064 02:40:49,680 --> 02:40:53,040 Basically a country that's already part of the united states 3065 02:40:53,680 --> 02:40:55,680 So like it's closest ally 3066 02:40:55,680 --> 02:41:03,360 Like what's the purpose of that? I don't know it just it hurt to see too because like i'm a huge hockey fan. So like 3067 02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:05,520 hockey is like 3068 02:41:05,520 --> 02:41:11,120 That's like an integral thing that links the us and canada. That's like one of the first things you think of it's 3069 02:41:11,600 --> 02:41:18,320 All interleague like half the teams are canadian half of them are american like it's a very unique sport in that way 3070 02:41:18,800 --> 02:41:21,760 It's called the nhl, but it's two nations to play in it 3071 02:41:22,240 --> 02:41:26,080 Yeah, it's like I don't know so it's like to see something like that in the sports 3072 02:41:26,080 --> 02:41:28,960 Like I don't blame the canadian fans for thinking that 3073 02:41:29,760 --> 02:41:34,180 But like it stings to see as an american. I hate to see that relationship tarnish 3074 02:41:34,180 --> 02:41:38,420 Yeah, he's basically punishing them for no reason 3075 02:41:39,300 --> 02:41:42,500 Right and now we fucking got uh, well, I wouldn't say 3076 02:41:43,220 --> 02:41:50,660 All right. So I wouldn't say no reason so yes, like whatever the biden administration said that they were going to send people to the border, right? 3077 02:41:51,540 --> 02:41:58,340 Like under the biden administration canada said that they were going to have they already agreed to whatever they were going to do 3078 02:41:58,820 --> 02:42:03,780 I guess uh trump just wasn't uh, he wanted it to happen sooner 3079 02:42:03,780 --> 02:42:09,780 Yeah, because I the one thing that I did see though is that I was I did a little bit of research into this in particular 3080 02:42:09,860 --> 02:42:15,620 Not research actually. I watched a youtube video by like a canadian guy like some ordinary gamers. He's a fucking 3081 02:42:16,260 --> 02:42:17,300 cool dude 3082 02:42:17,300 --> 02:42:23,460 Covers like ai and video game stuff great great fucking youtube channel check him out mudahar. He's a fucking good dude, but 3083 02:42:24,180 --> 02:42:26,420 He was like I never talk about politics 3084 02:42:26,420 --> 02:42:31,540 but I feel like I have to show this and he showed the fucking thing with the canada and the you uh, 3085 02:42:31,540 --> 02:42:34,900 then booing the uh, u.s. National Anthem and it's just like 3086 02:42:36,020 --> 02:42:40,980 Stunk but then he also delved into the facts of the border and it was like they had like a seven 3087 02:42:41,380 --> 02:42:45,540 Seven month gap where canada made no drug seizures at all 3088 02:42:46,420 --> 02:42:49,220 at all for like seven months like dude 3089 02:42:49,860 --> 02:42:54,980 You're not checking at that point because like there's definitely drugs coming in through the border 3090 02:42:54,980 --> 02:43:00,180 It's so weak there everybody thinks like oh, it's not coming from canada. Yeah, sure the drugs aren't coming from canada 3091 02:43:00,180 --> 02:43:04,100 But they get up there because these people know that they can get in through that border so easy 3092 02:43:04,420 --> 02:43:08,020 So it's like a fucking loophole. Isn't that on the u.s border patrol? 3093 02:43:08,660 --> 02:43:12,420 Don't they doesn't the u.s border patrol control the border with canada? 3094 02:43:13,540 --> 02:43:19,060 Not completely you go through a check on both ends, but typically the check that's more rigorous is 3095 02:43:19,620 --> 02:43:21,620 the coming into the united states 3096 02:43:22,500 --> 02:43:23,540 right 3097 02:43:23,540 --> 02:43:25,300 yeah, but like 3098 02:43:25,300 --> 02:43:30,420 so for example, like when we left for canada we literally just like 3099 02:43:30,900 --> 02:43:32,900 walked across the bridge 3100 02:43:33,140 --> 02:43:38,100 I know when I went to canada they were just like what are you doing here and like go ahead? 3101 02:43:38,420 --> 02:43:41,380 But when you come back to the united states, they like search you and shit 3102 02:43:42,340 --> 02:43:49,780 Honestly the u.s part there was nothing like when you return to the when you return there like it's like canada did their thing 3103 02:43:50,580 --> 02:43:52,660 We talked to a canadian border guy 3104 02:43:52,660 --> 02:43:56,180 Who like checked our stuff going back in and then that was it? 3105 02:43:56,180 --> 02:44:00,500 We really only spoke to the canadians at all, which was kind of weird 3106 02:44:02,980 --> 02:44:03,780 I don't know 3107 02:44:03,780 --> 02:44:07,380 it's different when you're in a car because the car searches are like way more because it's like 3108 02:44:07,700 --> 02:44:10,340 We're pedestrian traffic. So like I feel like 3109 02:44:10,980 --> 02:44:14,180 That's also it has to be a loophole. I would imagine because like 3110 02:44:14,740 --> 02:44:16,820 We could have had anything on us and it wasn't gonna matter 3111 02:44:16,820 --> 02:44:19,940 I think we walked through like a metal detector or something and that was it 3112 02:44:19,940 --> 02:44:23,620 But like it's fucking it's a joke like you could just walk through there 3113 02:44:23,620 --> 02:44:26,500 They weren't searching us or like patting us down or anything 3114 02:44:28,020 --> 02:44:34,980 Yeah, I feel like uh when you go through with the cars they've they definitely search you uh a lot more 3115 02:44:35,620 --> 02:44:37,140 but uh 3116 02:44:37,140 --> 02:44:42,820 What was I gonna say? But how is there no seizures for seven months? That's what i'm saying like 3117 02:44:43,620 --> 02:44:46,180 They're probably they're like, oh, let's check the trunk 3118 02:44:46,180 --> 02:44:50,900 Somebody's smuggling a shitload of drugs. They're probably in the seat like underneath like 3119 02:44:51,940 --> 02:44:56,580 I don't know. I've never seen a dog at that border ever in my life 3120 02:44:57,460 --> 02:45:03,300 But was it really necessary? No, no, it wasn't it was completely it was so hyper aggressive 3121 02:45:03,860 --> 02:45:05,860 I threatened that severe terrorist 3122 02:45:06,180 --> 02:45:07,300 Oh, no 3123 02:45:07,300 --> 02:45:10,340 I'm not even touching it. I'm not even touching it. Oh, no, we're good 3124 02:45:11,540 --> 02:45:14,580 Yeah, I don't know he did the same fucking thing 3125 02:45:14,580 --> 02:45:19,060 He did the same fucking shit with mexico, too. I know and china 3126 02:45:19,700 --> 02:45:23,700 China we didn't hit. I got an echo fuck. All right, here we go 3127 02:45:25,700 --> 02:45:31,780 Then we grubbed up something from here we fucking ordered denny's and I got you something I think 3128 02:45:32,500 --> 02:45:33,380 and 3129 02:45:33,380 --> 02:45:38,340 You knocked you went to your room and knocked and I knocked on the couch and I woke up the next morning 3130 02:45:39,220 --> 02:45:42,820 And just brought it in and like yeah, no, it was here when you woke up 3131 02:45:42,820 --> 02:45:45,460 I know I took it home and ate it but I was like 3132 02:45:46,180 --> 02:45:52,980 Fuck I was like hungry last night. That would have been perfect then but why does it why does everything from denny smell the same? 3133 02:45:54,500 --> 02:45:57,960 I don't know. I got fucking delay again. Oh jesus 3134 02:46:01,300 --> 02:46:03,300 Yeah, so I mean 3135 02:46:03,940 --> 02:46:07,700 Fucking uh trump's doing a lot of crazy shit this week, right? Yeah 3136 02:46:08,340 --> 02:46:11,620 He's fucking trying to uh, you know take over greenland 3137 02:46:11,620 --> 02:46:14,900 And you know, we're going to war right? He's trying to purchase it 3138 02:46:14,980 --> 02:46:18,600 We're going to war trade war with canada and mexico 3139 02:46:19,300 --> 02:46:21,300 and china 3140 02:46:21,300 --> 02:46:24,340 We're fucking making the u.s. A christian 3141 02:46:25,040 --> 02:46:27,040 religious state 3142 02:46:27,300 --> 02:46:29,320 It's it's not good not good 3143 02:46:30,340 --> 02:46:32,340 I know 3144 02:46:32,900 --> 02:46:35,460 But you know you voted for him 3145 02:46:35,460 --> 02:46:40,420 You know 3146 02:46:41,540 --> 02:46:45,460 I think that you you may be blowing some things out of proportion there 3147 02:46:45,540 --> 02:46:49,220 I don't think it's as disastrous as it is like these tariffs. I don't think 3148 02:46:49,860 --> 02:46:55,540 Like they got the job done. They were like a bluff. I don't I don't really think that we really we're really going to follow through on that 3149 02:46:55,540 --> 02:46:59,860 It was more like a pull your heads out of your asses even though in the cases of canada 3150 02:47:00,020 --> 02:47:02,340 It was not fucking deserved at all 3151 02:47:02,340 --> 02:47:09,540 I know it's like a complete bluff because we rely on them too hard, but what do we what do we want from china? 3152 02:47:10,180 --> 02:47:12,340 What are we trying to accomplish out of this? 3153 02:47:13,540 --> 02:47:15,540 these tariffs 3154 02:47:16,420 --> 02:47:18,420 Money yeah 3155 02:47:19,700 --> 02:47:22,100 Less drugs in theory 3156 02:47:22,900 --> 02:47:24,900 That's what the government tells you 3157 02:47:25,460 --> 02:47:29,060 You think uh, you think we're getting a lot of drugs from china. I don't know 3158 02:47:29,060 --> 02:47:35,300 Actually, they say that fentanyl is where a lot of it's where a lot of fentanyl is made is giant 3159 02:47:38,900 --> 02:47:41,380 It's uh, it's definitely here in the u.s. Too 3160 02:47:42,100 --> 02:47:43,460 definitely, uh 3161 02:47:43,460 --> 02:47:47,700 made and manufactured in mexico in the u.s. In canada 3162 02:47:48,660 --> 02:47:52,900 And I I really think we should uh shut down the border for all their countries 3163 02:47:52,900 --> 02:47:58,660 Don't you think that's a little extreme casey? I don't know. I'll tell you what ellie mac 3164 02:48:04,340 --> 02:48:06,340 Okay 3165 02:48:07,380 --> 02:48:09,380 Lay it on 3166 02:48:10,020 --> 02:48:14,180 I'll tell you what i'm kind of fucking frosty. We're gonna end this episode here 3167 02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:21,460 Listen if you like their guests on i'm total podcast today 3168 02:48:21,460 --> 02:48:22,900 i'm 3169 02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:24,900 franklin tyler lee 3170 02:48:25,140 --> 02:48:27,140 daniel delaney 3171 02:48:27,540 --> 02:48:30,260 Email us total podcast 73 at gmog 3172 02:48:30,820 --> 02:48:38,600 Sace baby. I hit the sace today in dramatic fashion and of course join us for episode 100 live from montreal 3173 02:48:40,580 --> 02:48:42,580 Fuck yeah 3174 02:48:42,660 --> 02:48:44,580 Fuck yeah 3175 02:48:44,580 --> 02:48:48,180 You know and just fucking try to love yourselves and love each other 3176 02:48:48,180 --> 02:48:50,840 Uh and as always be kind to yourselves 3177 02:48:52,100 --> 02:48:54,100 and each other 3178 02:48:54,180 --> 02:48:59,060 Then then uh dan would say we out and then I would say fuck off 3179 02:49:00,900 --> 02:49:02,900 God love you all 3180 02:49:04,660 --> 02:49:09,460 For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know? 3181 02:49:10,420 --> 02:49:13,220 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 3182 02:49:13,220 --> 02:49:15,220 Cyborg or a robot? 3183 02:49:17,620 --> 02:49:20,260 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet 3184 02:49:23,780 --> 02:49:31,380 No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts 3185 02:49:32,500 --> 02:49:34,020 extended 3186 02:49:34,020 --> 02:49:41,060 Episodes where the fuck did this gear come from where the fuck did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts 3187 02:49:41,060 --> 02:49:45,780 Oh, they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese 3188 02:49:48,820 --> 02:49:55,460 Somewhere in china, right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall 3189 02:49:55,460 --> 02:50:06,660 So then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens 3190 02:50:25,540 --> 02:50:30,660 But I see I hate jfk was killed by the government before my eyes 3191 02:50:31,140 --> 02:50:37,700 While holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing 3192 02:50:38,020 --> 02:50:42,020 They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has 3193 02:50:42,820 --> 02:50:44,820 Taken it to the next level with the birds 3194 02:50:48,740 --> 02:50:54,420 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make 3195 02:50:54,420 --> 02:51:00,180 Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 3196 02:51:00,260 --> 02:51:03,220 They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it open 3197 02:51:03,220 --> 02:51:06,260 You're going to see blood guts. No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology 3198 02:51:09,060 --> 02:51:11,620 Which by the way big brother is the overlord 3199 02:51:11,620 --> 02:51:20,900 Or if we're only living in the third dimension 3200 02:51:41,620 --> 02:51:43,620 So 3201 02:51:49,700 --> 02:51:55,700 George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real 3202 02:51:56,020 --> 02:52:03,540 Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home 3203 02:52:04,180 --> 02:52:09,300 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time 3204 02:52:09,300 --> 02:52:14,900 I'm doing this shit george soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit 3205 02:52:15,540 --> 02:52:19,460 George soros is fucking he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit 3206 02:52:19,620 --> 02:52:21,620 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit 3207 02:52:22,740 --> 02:52:24,740 Just don't fucking get it 3208 02:52:25,460 --> 02:52:27,700 Oh donald trump the fucking word person out there 3209 02:52:27,700 --> 02:52:36,500 Looks rough right fuck trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there everybody 3210 02:52:36,500 --> 02:52:55,940 Am I what I did