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Hey yo, welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 95.
You think it's after 100 we can call Untitled Podcast Season 2?
I think so.
I can make a new theme song and shit.
Like after 100 it'll be Season 2.
I'm here with Tyler and joining us again is our special guest Kyle Franklin from Survive
the 6.5 Podcast.
What's up?
What's up big dog?
Hey welcome back.
I'm too, I'm so happy.
This is my favorite podcast.
We've had a very politically charged conversation in the group chat the last week and a half
since fucking Trump did all his shit.
It's just been wild.
There's been a lot of shit that's been going on.
I don't really, I mean I haven't really been paying attention to politics like I said last
episode since Trump won.
I'm just kind of fucking politics out you know.
Well that's how he gets you though.
Is he like gets you all riled up and then once he like starts throwing people in ovens
you like not, you don't care about it.
What the hell did you say?
Casey's going from a long knife straight to the other.
Kyle, you said your one of your friends is was deported and they had visas or something.
I don't know what happened.
I like all I know is I showed up and gathered them up.
They have green cards.
They have visas.
They're both like less than two months away from their.
What do you call it?
Citizenship tests and we don't know what happened to them.
And that's it.
That's my dog.
He just disappeared.
Nice.
What's the difference between a green card and a visa?
Well I think they got their visa at first to work and then you know I think they got
whatever the green card like to work towards a citizenship or something like that.
I don't know how you know immigration works because I'm fucking stupid but it's just one
of those things where it's a you know tricky situation and in total you know there's a
lot of moving parts I feel like.
Yeah.
So Trump lost your support pretty much you said.
He's definitely he's definitely on my shit list right now.
I think he's on a lot of people's list and then you know what and then you know I'm gonna
say this cocksucker thinks a good idea to abolish federal income tax.
Like it sounds good but now I'm gonna have to what pay 40 percent sales tax here in New
York State.
You know New York State's going to take advantage of that shit.
New York State is fucking brutal with fucking everything.
Like I can't even breathe without getting fucking tax for it.
We're gonna get an air tax soon probably.
He's going to eliminate income tax so he wants to just so basically we don't have to pay
taxes on our what on our paychecks anymore.
They're probably going to do something else you know.
They're probably going to leave but they'll make it up somehow.
Like you know petroleum whatever.
You know that.
Yeah.
Cigarettes go up fucking twenty dollars you know twenty dollars more pack.
Dude I think that's one of the good things I'm happy that like I don't chain smoke cigarettes
anymore because when I was fucking working back at the company that we both worked at
I was smoking two packs a fucking day and it was rough.
Like that was rough on the wallet.
Rough on the lungs.
Yeah I also love rough on the lungs.
Were either of you guys there for terpening?
No.
I don't think so.
This guy he was an interesting character but I remember he used to chain smoke cigarettes
and there was a blizzard outside and I was working at Schenectady we got called on the
air and I'm looking for him all over the station.
I'm like where the fuck is this guy?
So I open up the ambulance bay door.
He was a paramedic.
I was a driver at the time and he's standing outside chain smoking cigarettes.
He had four inches of snow.
Jesus Christ.
It was just a snowman outside with a cigarette.
He was out there smoking so chain smoking somebody's cigarettes.
Four inches of fucking snow accumulated on his shoulder.
Oh my god.
I remember we had the cigarette Olympics at Central the one time.
Hey what?
Yeah the cigarette Olympics.
It's like how much you can chain smoke in like a minute.
And we'd have me and Ali Mack both had a cigarette in our mouth and we had to sprint around
the station.
You remember that?
Were you there for that day?
No I remember the time that Ali Mack chain smoked a cigar and like a cigarette or like
three cigarettes at once and then just threw up in the parking lot.
Yeah dude he fucking inhaled a cigar like completely.
Like it was disgusting.
I'm like you're speed running cancer.
It wasn't just once either.
It was like for 30 minutes he was just heaving.
He's like I probably shouldn't inhale this but I'm going to inhale this.
And you do that sound every time that he inhaled.
It was fucking awesome.
Oh my god.
I destroyed my lungs working there every fucking time.
Well as you should.
As you should.
And then I fucking.
I think I destroyed my liver too working there.
That was a sad thing for me because I was like fucking 19 when I started.
I was 18 when we started.
And I was I wasn't able to get fucking alcohol unless it was you know from another person
from there.
So I was rarely drinking until I turned 21 and I was in paramedic school and I turned
to an alcoholic for a little bit and then I just quit drinking after an incident of
playing call duty Vanguard zombies.
And I drank two bottles of liquor at the same time.
Blacked out.
And what did you say right before I left you like oh he's never coming back.
He's done.
And because I just remember I blacked out.
I heard him say something along those lines.
I woke up like throwing up in the toilet blacked out again woke up in front of the toilet about
two hours later still throwing up and then I blacked out on my bathroom.
So that's how you do it.
And then I'm like I'm not drinking again and I haven't drank in three years now because
of that.
But you know you drink sometimes like one like I'll have like a fucking sip of a fucking
beer just to taste it because I want to know what it tastes like.
I took one shot when fucking Ali Mack graduated paramedic school and I think that's it.
Like in the last three years like that's pretty much been the whole thing.
I'm going to get lit at your wedding.
You probably are going to be disgraceful.
I'm going to have to like scoop you off the floor.
Is it going to be like a Catholic priest.
Yeah it's going to be a Catholic and I'm going to boo the priest.
You fucking suck bro.
You're full of shit.
I will duct tape your mouth and tie your hands behind your back for fucking you know the
hour that we're at the ceremony afterwards you say whatever the fuck you want.
No Catholic wedding I went to you stand up you sit down you stand up spin around sit
down here comes the basket throw twenty dollars sit down stand up basket twenty dollars stand
up sit down do a spin jake jake jake spin spin spin sit down do a fucking sit on your
head stand up sit down here's a basket again.
So before you know it you've given three hundred dollars to the basket and you fucking legs
hurt.
It's like a yoga class that you have to you know pay the piper for.
I've never been to a Catholic wedding.
It's a different from a regular wedding.
It's the worst bro.
You're up and down up and down and you're dancing.
His basket never stops coming around.
If you don't put shit in there forget about it like money.
They're just like collecting money at the wedding.
Yeah.
They normally ask for all you they pass Catholics.
I'm not give them a fucking money to Catholics.
Every chance they get they pass that fucking.
Oh yeah.
I'm not putting shit in that.
I am a I am a devoted Catholic and I still am like all the fucking beggars are here dude
with a bag and they're like it's literally a fucking robbery for Jesus.
I like I am a I'm a very Catholic boy but god damn it is robbery for Jesus.
This kind of seems like a scam.
Oh it is.
The whole Catholic Church is a scam.
Oh I know.
I got a bit right.
I got a new comedy but I'm working on it.
You know I don't know if I want to say it because I want you know just deal with you
know our listeners in Berlin.
No I'm sure they love to hear it.
You're doing stand up now.
So basically I started off like this.
So I'd like to talk about the the the tale of Gabriel the angel.
You know we all know Gabriel came down and told Joseph about the Virgin Mother Mary.
But we all know Mother Mary wasn't a virgin right.
Basically what happened was you know Mary was a little promiscuous and she used to like
to have trains run on her.
And I just want to imagine this big fucking brolic dude named Tyrone was fucking blowing
her out one night and he fucking blew a load in her on accident.
So now he's got to do some fucking talking to Joe.
He goes and meets Joe outside.
He's shoveling hay.
He said hey Joe I got to tell you something.
So Joe goes all right.
He goes Joe listen your wife Mary she's still a virgin.
Okay.
But she's going to have God's son.
His name is going to be Jesus.
But the thing is you guys got to pack your bags get the fuck out of town.
All right.
And so Tyrone still talking to him whatever.
And he goes where should we head.
He goes I don't know.
Go to Bethlehem I think.
Somewhere far away.
You don't want to be here.
Trust me.
That's what God would want you to do.
And he goes oh my God.
Well what is your name.
He goes well I'm an angel.
And if anybody asks my name is Gabriel.
All right.
And so they go head off on their way.
If fucking just imagine being the cock.
Finally time travel comes alive and you're a Mormon you go you know what I'm going to
nine months before Jesus was born.
I want to see when the immaculate conception happens.
He walks into some barn.
It's a fucking haystack and there's Mary on her knees a fucking nine black guys around.
All this happened.
The entire fucking Christian religion happened because Joseph got cucked.
The whole world got flipped on its fucking head.
Tyler looks uncomfortable.
Mary like to suck cock for a fucking whore.
I'm thinking about the Mormons actually.
Those motherfuckers scare the shit out of me.
They they look they look like fucking clones like all of them.
Like they all have like the same haircut.
They all wear the same outfit.
They knock on your door like priests.
No dude.
No they at least look slightly different.
Like have you seen Mormons?
They all look exactly the same like they look like a clone of a guy named fucking Ted from
Arizona or some shit.
Could you imagine soaking soaking is such an interesting concept.
Sometimes I want to try it like one of these nights when I go to my let's soak can we try
it so she'll probably tell me what the fuck is wrong with you.
Oh like I just want to sit there for 30 minutes sitting there.
Doesn't even feel good.
Like I feel like you would just be like one of those things where like you just lay in
there you're like you just lose feeling after a while fucking soft.
I think you go in there.
I think you go in there hoping for an act of God maybe an earthquake.
Yeah.
Like I'm like I don't know how soaking is a loophole.
Like how the fuck is that not having sex.
Your penis is still in her.
Like that's I feel like like even like the act of her like dropping it on you like isn't
that just sex in itself.
Like like what's the what's the what's the the definition of sex in their book.
Is it not penis and vagina.
Is it like you have to move.
Is that like the whole thing.
I think yeah I think it's like moving or like fucking nothing inside.
I mean fucking wouldn't so wouldn't if you wore a condom that doesn't count because you're
not technically actually in there.
There's a rubber piece between the two of you.
So that's technically not having sex.
Isn't there like a rule that like well maybe it's like a medieval times thing but like
you're not allowed to actually enjoy sex.
I don't know about that.
That's a that's a weird one.
Like you're just supposed to be up there.
That sounds like some fucking Christian shit.
Missionary missionary issue was the issue was the Christian church fucking ruin the
world for how long after the Roman fucking church.
Two thousand years.
Thank God for the Vikings.
Right.
Yeah.
The Vikings fucking didn't last too long either.
They all turned out fucking Christians.
Fucking Christian fucking weasels came over and destroyed them too.
Yeah.
The Vikings also all became Christians which is hysterical.
They went from being these fucking you know feared warriors to being you know in God's
church.
Like we just that's the one thing you got to give like Christianity is that we just
keep taking people and being like yeah they're ours now.
We just kept we went through history like yeah we're taking you.
You're with us now.
The Romans.
Yeah.
You guys had this whole thing.
Yeah.
You're under us now.
Italy.
Yeah.
It's just you know it's fucking the Vatican fucking entire fucking fucking country.
But God damn like those communion wafers are delicious.
I don't know what you're what everybody else is on about.
Jesus.
I get the unconsecrated communion wafers.
I'll stand by this bro.
What?
I'll stand by this.
Like I love talking about the Roman.
I mean who doesn't love talking about the Roman Empire right.
But I'll stand by this.
Fuck Christian church fucking destroyed the Roman Empire.
Oh it did.
Absolutely.
You know it destroyed a lot of empires I think.
It's destroying our empire that we have now.
We don't really have it.
It's destroying our democracy.
We got this fucking Christian church weaseling their way into this lovely country of America.
We really have the definition of the Antichrist that is elected.
I'll tell you what Casey.
I'll tell you what.
Nothing destroyed this country more than a Democrat selling themselves out.
I swear to God.
You guys you guys fucking fell in bed with warmongers and fucking millionaires.
What the fuck were you guys.
Hey I don't know who you guys is because I've never supported Joe Biden.
I said since like probably Hillary that the Democratic Party has gone to shit before Hillary
dude.
No I like Obama.
Obama was just kind of fucking was just done.
Obama is just a fucking weird guy dude.
Obama's like the coolest guy.
Did you hear the conspiracy theory about Obama and fucking Jennifer Aniston.
Big Mike is actually there's a there's a there's a conspiracy theory that they're actually
getting divorced and that Obama is actually getting with Jennifer Aniston now.
Probably.
Good for him bro.
Like that's like that's the conspiracy theory that I heard going around.
I'm like brother.
Mike Tyson.
I think I got my first heart on the friends because of her.
With the fucking you know that not wearing a bra that whole fucking show.
Oh my god nipples poking out everything like Tyson is married to Jennifer Aniston.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Isn't that what you said.
No I said Obama.
What the fuck is going on with you Casey.
Casey's so fucking high.
I swear you said Mike Tyson.
No there's Big Mike.
Big Mike is fucking.
Do you know who.
I thought Big Mike was Big Mike Tyson.
No Big Mike is fucking Michelle.
Because she looks like a fucking man.
So Casey you haven't heard of the conspiracy theory of Big Mike.
I've heard that she might be a man.
Basically yeah there's this thought that Michelle Obama is actually a trans gender.
Yeah I can see it.
So Michelle Obama has a cock.
Yeah I can see that.
So Obama gets blown out by Big Mike every night.
And that's like the whole thing about the conspiracy about the chef too.
Oh yeah that he was a that he is a gay lover that they got murdered.
Yeah and he drowned in what two feet of water.
Yeah two feet of water or some shit like that.
Yeah just imagine being Obama.
Like if it's not like an actual whatever like political hit that the chef just somehow
drowns in two feet of water.
He's like God damn it.
This fucking guy.
What the fuck.
Two feet of water.
This is going to look so bad.
But yeah we got to talk about some headlines so do you see you guys see the fucking plane
that crashed yesterday into Washington.
Yeah there's no survivors.
No there are both so few people out.
Did you see the two kids that died.
They're like fucking ice skating like protege's and they fucking burn to death in a plane
crash.
Yeah I'm blaming on Trump.
They were all they were all like figure skaters.
There was like Olympic figure skaters all died in that fucking crash.
Like what the fuck.
Why was there just like an ice skating like team on a fucking plane that crashed.
Like that's that's a why was a military jet running into a fucking it was a helicopter.
Why did it just fucking run into it.
I don't know.
It seems like some fucking CIA kind of shit.
Oh yes the figure skaters were going to fucking leak government secrets.
Oh this is last just last week Trump fired the head of the TSA and the Coast Guard disbanded
the aviation security advisory committee.
So he like really fucking cut the head off on the fucking airlines and I knew the traffic
air traffic controllers were understaffed in the airport that day too.
Well that's a fucking plane problem.
That's not a me problem.
That's a Donald Trump problem because you know if it was Biden people would be blaming
him.
No fucking this doesn't have to do with the president.
This is just fucking the airport being fucking stupid.
Well when he fired the director of the TSA just like last week.
Fuck the TSA.
Let's be fucking real.
The TSA is a bunch of fucking fake cops that want that couldn't pass the fucking physical
exam so they want to put fingers up people's butts for the fucking rest of their lives.
We need to.
Or they're just like these real snarky black women that make great food.
They go that is not my job.
Dude I went to the fucking airport I think a couple months back like November and I had
to go through TSA and I have like the fucking TSA priest so I don't have to like take my
shoes off or anything.
I just go through the thing and then they fucking scanned me and they looked at me and
they're like we're going to take you aside real quick.
I'm like what the fuck did I do and they go let me see your phone.
I'm like what?
And they took my phone and they fucking like swabbed it with this fucking weird shit and
then they threw it into a fucking scanner thing and they're like alright you're good.
I'm like what fucking came up on my phone that you want to like scan it.
Yo what?
Maybe looking for like if your phone was if you had like an explosive device inside your
phone like hollowed it out or something.
I don't know but like they fucking like they're like turn it on and like I turned it on and
then like they fucking they didn't even like they didn't even like do it.
They took like a Q-tip and like went around my phone case with it and then they put it
into like this box thing and then they took it out and they said I was good to go.
I'm like what the fuck was that about?
That was fucking weird.
And what if they had asked to look like through your phone?
I would be like that's I don't think the TSA can do that.
No the police can't do that without a warrant.
Yeah I've been like no you can't do that.
You don't want to see my fucking cock pictures dude.
I once fucking I was coming back from hang on sorry I sent this text work related.
Work related?
I'm such a great fucking podcast.
He's like yeah I gotta pick up this garbage tomorrow.
It was dude I'm so behind I'm trying to get people to help me pick up some of my garbage.
I broke down on Tuesday.
My truck wasn't fixed on Wednesday so I didn't work and then I broke down today so I'm so
behind I'm trying not to have to work Saturday.
I gotta fucking record a podcast tomorrow hopefully.
I don't even have a guest for yet.
Damn well maybe one of us can be on.
I might have to.
I might have to call one of you guys out.
I might have Cabrera though.
She wants to come on.
Cabrera?
I haven't fucking talked to her in forever.
No not Cabrera.
Cabrera.
She's a little Latin girl.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah.
She'll be a good one.
But one time I was coming back from Vegas.
So me and my four best friends from high school we used to go to Vegas twice a year.
That's fucking awesome.
And we were coming back from Vegas and I forgot that I had this dildo from this hooker that
we bought.
We were gonna take this dildo and fuck and put it on a plaque.
It just passed around as the fantasy football trophy.
There was so much KY jelly on it.
When it went through the fucking scanner it got flagged for explosives.
It was in my bag so I got brought back to the back room and they got this whole bomb
squad trying to figure out my bag.
And I'm like I don't know what is in there.
They're like sir what's in there?
I was like clothes, chargers, a dildo.
Oh it's the dildo.
It'd be funny if they did it in front of everybody.
They had this whole team in a suit and they pulled it out.
They pulled this dildo out like it was a fucking bomb.
They're holding it up, they got the scanner over it and it's like whee whee whee whee.
I'm like yeah that's it.
There it is right there.
And they're like sir did you use any sort of oil based lubricants on this particular
apparatus?
And I was like yeah KY jelly.
You need to wash it off and we can put it back in your bag to send it through the screen.
So here I am in a sink with a towel.
At least that didn't make you do it with your mouth.
I'm jerking his dildo off.
It reminds me of that fucking one scene in fucking Fight Club when he's just like what
are you checking my bag for?
He's like you know sometimes we find a dildo.
Dude you just fucking were jerking off a fucking dildo in a sink in an airport.
That's fucking hilarious.
I'm fucking interested Kyle because you said you were doing stand up now and you said some
people get mad about the shit that you say right?
It's hard because obviously a lot of New York state especially when you get into the city
areas it's kind of liberal.
The one good thing about Trump getting voted in is that some of us what would be called
alt comedians or whatever I guess kind of don't get prosecuted as much.
But comedy is just comedy.
All the things I say is just funny.
I don't necessarily mean it in a demonstrative way or whatever.
But I have a whole bit about how I have a little dick and I'm a garbage man and I support
the transgender community because I'm dumpster diving in all the Planned Parenthood hoping
to find a bigger cock than mine.
It's so funny.
There's always a handful of people in every open mic crowd that's like.
That's disgusting.
These people are transitioning because they are in a male body and they feel like they
are a woman.
And I'm like I understand that but where are the cocks going?
I grew up in a new bit where I'm like we got all these fucking cocks getting chopped off.
Why don't we start a fucking warehouse like a fucking used car sales lot.
Cock sales?
Where we got cocks just fucking lined up like old cars and you can test drive them.
You can fucking wear it for a day and see if you like it.
Fuck your old lady.
Maybe she likes the bigger cock.
So I want to get my cock replaced with a giant black dick.
Like that would be.
That's the thing.
And you could go to this fucking warehouse or whatever it is.
You could put them on the street.
I don't care.
Fuck.
It's a waste of a huge cock.
Come on down.
What a waste.
So I make all these jokes and it's just out of funniness.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And there's just people that get offended.
If you get offended in a comedy center.
I know right.
I'm like the worst person.
People don't understand what's coming.
And the worst part is these people will go up there and they'll be like, um, so I'm gay.
And they'll be like, woo!
They never say anything funny.
Ever.
They go up there for 10 minutes.
They don't say a single thing funny.
They're just looking for people to be like, oh yeah!
Woo!
That's fucking cringe.
Yeah.
And I'm like, okay.
Like, I'm very happy that you can wall this, but you didn't make me laugh.
And we're in a comedy fucking like club.
I came here to laugh.
What are you here for?
Yeah.
You might want to avoid those LGBT comedy clubs.
It's hard in this area where it's like, it's just so many people that like, that is.
But you said you're like a supporter for trans and gays.
Like I'm a massive supporter.
I go to the, I go to the pride parades.
Um, my literally one of my best friends in the entire world is not only gay, but he's
black and like, so he's got the double whammy, you know, Casey just cracked up as soon as
you said that I just looked over at him and he just fucking died.
And so every joke I have, call him every new joke I have, I call him and I say it to him
and he's like, that's fucking funny.
Here's how you can make it funnier.
It's always something dirtier and darker.
Literally every single time I go to a comedy club and I do these like fucked up jokes,
it's never the people that are like, like say, I say a racist joke towards like, I don't
know, white people.
It's never the white people that are upset.
Oh yeah.
I say like a transphobic joke towards transgenders.
If there's a transgender in there, they'll be like, dude, that shit was funny as fuck.
Right.
I wrote a joke about, um, like fat black ladies.
There was a table of like, like relatively larger fat black ladies.
They were the only people laughing with like that, like you could tell their dude, they're
like their boyfriends wanted to laugh, but they couldn't cause like, you know, they're
doing Michael.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Fucking disgusting.
You can't even fucking say anything.
They're smoking a cigarette after and these black ladies are like, bro, you are so goddamn
funny.
I forgot and I'm like, what is wrong with the world?
But like, that's another thing that I see with like a lot with like comedians and stuff
specifically is that like the local comedians and like the ones that are doing like open
mic nights, they don't really have the past that like these like big comedians have because
like you get to a certain level, you can't like, they're not going to like go as hard
on like the jokes that you do because like you're doing the joke and like they paid to
see like they pay like a hundred dollars to fucking like see like Dave Chappelle or something
like not like you'd probably pay more for Dave Chappelle, but like, you know what I'm
saying?
Like I feel like the more money that you pay for a ticket, the less likely you are to get
offended if that makes sense.
Like
and that's the thing.
Like I just like, so if say I was, I was doing a political speech, I'm trying to run for
president, right?
And I'm up there doing shit like that.
I'm saying that can be offensive or whatever.
I would like, okay, time and place that guy, you know, but like if you go to a comedy club,
everything I'm saying is like tongue in cheek and funny.
And if like the people I'm talking about are dying laughing, like it's not that it's not
it.
You're the problem.
Maybe they're not the problem.
White chick with the fucking bowl cutter to shave fucking head.
Maybe you should turn around.
Hey, hey, hey, bald chicks are really hot.
Yeah, you know, when you shave your head and it's three different fucking colors, purple,
green and fucking orange and you want to look back and maybe they're fucking laughing.
Maybe you should laugh too.
Yeah, I got these people that were never oppressed ever.
Oh yeah.
They're like, like, you know what?
I want to feel like I'm oppressed.
Okay.
Fucking SJW Pakistan.
Go live in Pakistan.
Yeah, that's what's that's what went wrong with the fucking liberal party.
The Democratic Party is all these people.
It went too far.
Yeah.
What a BPC and like, yeah, like I like aren't even offended.
Like shut up.
I had it all right in the nineties and early 2000s.
Did you?
Yeah, I had Bill Clinton going to fucking McDonald's.
That was the coolest shit ever.
You had Bill Clinton getting his fucking dick.
So yeah, that's it's awesome, dude.
Yeah, bro.
That's the party I want to vote for.
Yeah, I think if you really want to be equal, you have to be able to like make fun of everybody
and just have people know that it's a joke.
Like you said, yeah.
I think it's so crazy how people get so fucking offended.
Like Dave Chappelle got canceled for his fucking Netflix special.
And like that was funny as shit.
Dave Chappelle is so funny, though.
He really is good to get canceled now.
Yeah.
Look at Shane Gillis.
Yeah, he fucking went off the fucking he went to the stratosphere now.
He got canceled.
Yeah, he got canceled from fucking Saturday Live.
I think it's because people are starting to like look back at.
They're starting to look back and be like, you know what?
Maybe we took it too far.
I mean, look at fucking like Josh Allen, the shit that he said in high school on Twitter.
They're fucking bringing up now.
It's like, dude, he was in high school and it was on fucking Twitter in 2015.
You could say anything on Twitter in 2015 and you'd be fine.
I think we lost the art of being able to learn from mistakes.
It's like instead of being defined by your mistakes, you know, like, like, here's a perfect
example for school.
I have to like do outreach and stuff for certain parts of my class for like internship and
stuff.
And I.
He dropped out there from you still like that.
And I really love this because these bad things, but they're looking to better their lives
in like that's a perfect microcosm of anything like everybody's done something bad.
But if you're not allowed in society to learn from it and better yourself to grow, then
are you never allowed to make a mistake ever?
Yeah.
I mean, I, I, I said awful things when I was in high school and middle school specifically.
I was fucking saying the worst jokes that you possibly could.
Well, you were a Nazi.
Yeah.
I mean, he still is.
I'm not a fucking Nazi anymore.
I made, I made, I was an angry, I was an angry young man.
I learned fucking from my mistakes.
I was going off in the chat this week and I named Tyler Adolf.
You want to talk about some of the things you, first of all, hang on.
Let me talk about how honored I am to be brought into the family.
Oh yeah.
Oh, pleasure.
And for your like, however many fans I'm going to be here more often family.
All right.
I hope you like me.
I think you're great every now and again.
You're a great off my ass.
You are a great person to have on the podcast because you just bring in and fucking a lot
of fucking comedy.
But I just want, I just want one thing to, to, to, to go off of real quick before we
start diving into the, to the cesspool.
So you were talking about the, the, the joke like trophy of the dildo for like your fantasy
football thing.
So I told these guys about this joke gift that me and my buddies used to give each other
in college because it's the hardest thing to get rid of and you don't want it in your
house and it's one of those.
It's, it's the one like the half torso, like like sex dolls, like you ever see those?
Like, so we would give each other, you could get it on Amazon, the asshole, the vagina
and the tits.
It was like fucking like it was 20 pounds and you could get it on Amazon for $70.
So we would get it for each person's birthday and like give it to them.
And like the hardest part was getting rid of it because if you put it in a fucking trash
bag, it looks like a dismembered fucking body.
No one wants that in their house because it's like either you do the risk of throwing it
out and people think that you're throwing out a dismembered body or you keep it in your
house and then when you finally get a girlfriend, they're like, what the fuck is this when they're
going through your closet?
It was so funny.
When I was working at the landfill, I see one of those, but it didn't have the tits
on it.
It had like the ass and the fucking, uh, they had the vagina, the fucking asshole and I
seen it sticking out of the garbage.
I'm like, that's a fucking body.
It looks so real.
So I called an all stop.
I said, Hey guys, we got something over here.
I got to check it out.
And I like touched it.
The first thing I did was like, cause the ass cheeks are just sticking out and I touched
the ass cheeks and they fucking jiggled.
What is going on here?
So I picked this thing up and I'm like, this is a fucking sex toy.
All these guys coming over to the machines and they see me hold this thing.
I remember grabbing it by the two leg things and just fucking making it.
He's like, we have to test it out to make sure it works.
I remember fucking like basically gluing it to my dozer.
So every time I like would like go over something in the tracks, the fucking ass is just jiggling
it.
Yeah.
But like, I thought that was the fucking funniest joke gift that I could give because no one
wants it.
It's so hard to get rid of.
And it's just like, you don't want it in your house.
So the joke was getting it and then telling you how they disposed of it.
So like eight years, eight years, we've been passing around this fucking dildo to the winner
of the league and it's on a plaque.
It's just this fucking used dildo that was in this fucking hooker.
The other one that you masturbated in the bathroom.
It was the worst thing, bro.
It was in my back because it was kind of my idea.
I'm like, bro, we should fucking pass this thing around as fancy football trophy.
And they're all like, dude, that's disgusting.
Throw the thing away.
I'm like, no, bro, we need to put it on a plaque and make it the trophy.
And they're like, all right, it's going in your bag.
I'm like, whatever, it's fucking dildo.
Yeah, when fuck a TSA, maybe fucking clean the dildo off the back.
I'm still cleaning it off and I'm like, what is wrong with my life?
What am I doing here?
So we can go back to the cesspool that is Casey's a bit before that I was going to ask
Kyle.
So do people like heckle you at your shows and like how do you respond to them?
You just shut them down.
I'm so good at it.
Like, fuck it.
It's one of my favorite things that I like doing crowd work too when I can.
But it can be hard because you can just pick on people like, hey, fat ass in the back.
But if you're going to heckle like that, because I know a lot of people, it could throw you
off if you're in the middle of a joke.
Yeah, definitely.
Like somebody starts heckling like you, you kind of lose your steam.
And then before you know, it's like, fuck, I can't hit this punch line.
And for me, it's like, either take advantage of this heckler and make them the asshole
or you're just going to bomb the rest of your set because they're not going to stop.
And if it's a woman, which 95% of the time it is, I'll be like, what's the matter?
You don't like comedy?
And then they like don't know what to do.
And I'm like, I haven't seen you laugh at one fucking joke yet.
I've been here for three hours.
And then, you know, depending on how they respond, they either respond like politically
and I'll shit on them for that.
Or I'll be like, and if there was a dude, if there was another guy, it makes it even
better because I'll be like, you look like Taylor Swift.
You give toothy blowjobs to their answering.
I'll ask the guy, does she suck your dick and scrape her teeth?
Because I honestly like one of my favorite comedians in the entire world is Andrew Dice
Clay.
And I try to model myself in a way as Andrew Dice Clay, but like in my own thing too, like
being able because I'm a great storyteller to like tell funny stories, but I really like
Andrew Dice Clay, like his dirty shit, like, you know, all that.
So as soon as you want to start heckling me, I turn into Andrew Dice Clay.
Yeah.
And like, if I start losing the battle with the person, I'll be like, oh, what's in the
bowl, bitch?
And then I'll just start shitting on them.
I'll be like, you fucking bent over and I thought it was too flat.
Fucking boards.
I put them up on my side wall.
Like you just shock them.
They don't know what to do.
And then you just fucking go after them.
At that point, the whole room starts laughing because you're just getting on them for a
while.
They look or whatever.
And then like, if you start getting laughs, then they just shut up.
Like I'll go, I'll go.
All right.
I got two and a half minutes left.
Can I finish my Saturday?
Want me to shit on you a little more bitch?
They shut up.
Then I'll go, all right, I'll tell one more joke.
If not, I'll keep it going.
I'm going to get the laughs.
I'm going to get the laughs from the people.
Cause like at an open mic, like probably 80% of people are also comedians that hate being
heckled.
But there's always people there or if they're like the politically correct people, comedians
that look again, they go up there, they don't tell jokes, but they say stuff, but they're
just looking for the, you go girl.
Yeah.
Like that's what they're looking for.
That's fucking stupid.
Don't be a public speaker.
Don't be a comedian.
Be a public fucking speaker.
Yeah.
It must be fun to fucking shit on people.
Just like it can be, but it can go terribly wrong.
Casey, one time I fucking, uh, I started going after this big biker dude who was just fucking
like blasted.
He was hammered and he like, he hit me with you ever been molested boy?
And I didn't know how to answer that.
I was like, no, but I wish I did.
My two cousins were about my uncle and he goes, I'm gonna ask you when you get done.
How do I answer this?
You can't go back into jokes.
Was there ever like a place that you like, you went for an open night that's like, we
don't accept profanity or any like political things.
It's like there's a hundred percent times like you can go to certain spots and like
so the way open mics usually work is like a comedian.
That's like not necessarily famous, but they're like starting to move up the ladder.
They'll still host it.
And so you go and sign up and be like, okay, Kyle, how you doing?
Like I'm doing all right.
Blah, blah, blah.
Hey, let's keep it clean.
No swearing.
Keep the jokes clean and right then and there I go.
Fuck.
So then I get up on the mic and I'll be like, yeah, so, um, I had a tough day at work today.
And like, I just bomb.
And I go, so that was my set.
Nobody laughed crickets.
And then I go in the bathroom, stare at myself in the mirror and I'm like, just fucking kill
yourself.
Just definitely a toilet flush it eight times.
That must suck.
Yeah, that must suck.
But I mean, what are you going to do?
Because like people, you need like fucking, you need that shit to make comedy work.
Like I like, like there's some people that are really good at it.
Like they can do corporate shit where like they can be clean and whatever.
But at this point in time, I'm so like novice at it that all my shit's dirty and disgusting
and I can't, that's how I'd be too.
Yeah.
Like I don't think, I don't think I can get up there and not say the word fuck for three
minutes.
Right?
Like I'll get up there and like all that's run through my head the entire time is like,
don't swear.
Don't talk about your deck.
Like that's, that's like 90% of my jokes.
Yeah, that's like 90% of our jokes on this podcast.
You would like be amazed how easy it is.
Maybe it's like an EMS thing or like first responders thing.
Like how easy it is to do comedy because you just make fun of yourself.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Or like just take like a story that like you had and it's kind of tweak it a little bit
and you know, make it funny.
Right.
And it's, and that's the cool thing about open mics is like you can have a funny story.
I could tell a story right now and you guys could laugh or whatever.
And but if you don't deliver it the right way, like on stage, you can kind of miss like
maybe you get people to be like, but if you like deliver it the right way, they're just
crying laughing.
Yeah.
It's about just kind of about how you say it, you know?
So on the topic of penises, we went through, are you circumcised or you uncircumcised?
I'm caught.
I'm caught baby.
I'm also caught.
We are.
Who's uncircumcised on the pod?
I don't think anybody.
I think, yeah, we're all clean cut, dude.
We got a bunch of dirty Jews on the pod.
I also, I'm also completely clean shaven besides my legs.
Like everything's fucking, you know, baby fucking.
So you are naked baby.
Yeah.
I got like, you know, pants, but no dick.
Did you get like a, you get like razor rash?
I know.
Um, I used to, but then I done it so much and I kind of know how to like take care of
it.
It's kind of like one of those things.
Like the only part that like I get like actual razor rash is like the like weird like connection
of your leg and like your, your pelvis area.
Like it's just hard to get.
But besides that, you rub a lot there.
Yeah.
But besides that, I am completely clean shaven.
Like I shave my, I shave my pews twice a year.
It's gotta be a fucking forest.
You have like a date, like a date in your calendar that you said, I just get in the shower.
I go, it's getting pretty thick.
I remember before I started dating my, my, uh, my fiance here, I was fucking like, I
was just like, I'm not having sex.
You know, I haven't been on a fucking date in like a fucking year and a half.
I'm just going to let this shit grow.
And then like, I finally started going on dates again.
I'm like, fuck, I gotta shave this shit.
And I had to like use like a fucking head razor on my dick cause the hair was so fucking
long.
Like I use scissors and shit.
Like I trimmed it down because even the fucking head razor wouldn't work.
So I had to like trim the fucking shit down.
And then I just was like, you know, I'm never letting it get that long again.
Like I'm just keeping this shit like fucking bald.
I just think, I think it's better.
Bald eagle.
I like, I like having it shaved better.
I think it makes it look bigger.
It looks nicer.
You know, even though a fucking penis looks like a fucking alien that's fucking attached
to your fucking, it also makes you look fucking gay.
Oh yeah.
We have to ask Kyle your opinion on this.
We've had this long standing debate for about two years.
Is pegging gay?
Pagging?
Yeah.
Um, excuse me.
Are you in a relationship with a woman or not?
Is that, is that depending on the answer?
I don't know.
If you're getting pegged by a woman, is that gay?
Are you in a longterm relationship?
Let's say yes for, for, for argument's sake and then say no.
Yes.
I think if yes, there's a gray area that maybe you're not.
But if you're just going out there and getting pegged by random women, that is.
Might as well.
Why not just take a clock?
That's what I'm saying.
I see.
I have a, I have, I have a system if I were to become president, right?
Is when everybody turns 18 in high school, it's on your 18th birthday, you have to go
into like the office or whatever.
Okay.
And on the desk is going to be a woman with her, her pussy out.
Okay.
And there's going to be a guy with his cock out and they're both going to be in your face.
You have to, you either eat the pussy or you suck the cock.
And depending on what happens, you now get on your driver's license, gay or straight
stamped, bang, right then and there.
That's what you want.
But why do you need your sexuality on your sexual orientation?
You're straight, right?
Yeah.
If I put a cock in your face right now, are you going to suck it?
I don't think I would.
Cause you're straight, right?
Yeah.
You're straight, right?
Yeah.
I have fiance.
If I put a cock in your face, are you going to suck it?
Do you have a gun in my mouth or are you like, no, I'm fucking, I'm not sucking the cock.
What if you're bi though?
Oh yeah.
That's a good, that's a good question for that.
You know how they bitch about, they teach the, you know, the gay stuff in school now
and shit like that.
Everybody gets in an uproar, right?
And they're like, well, they're conditioning the kids to be gay, right?
Yeah.
I just solved that problem.
You're either born gay or not.
If I put a fucking cock in your face, if you suck it, you're gay.
I like that actually.
Cause then you can't like go back and forth and shit.
Yeah, but what if you're bi?
The thing is like, if you're gay, if you're gay, you're going to want to suck a cock.
If you're not gay, you're not going to want to suck the cock.
No matter what I fucking taught you your whole life.
I see what you're saying.
You get down there and you make it fucking primitive, right?
And you make it fucking almost like, like this fucking a primate fucking response.
If a fucking cock is in front of your face, you're either going to go, you know what?
I don't want to put that in my mouth.
So is it going to be like, is it going to be like the hot teacher?
I think I'd enjoy having that in my mouth.
And at that point in time, it's like, now you know what you were born as.
Yeah.
But like, are the other people doing it like the hottest teachers like in the school?
Like you get like the hottest girl teacher and the hottest guy teacher?
No, I think you do it like the Hasidic Jews.
You just put a sheet up.
Ah, so you just get the vagina and just get the dick?
Yeah.
Like, but that's the thing.
Like it's, it's, you know, I guess I'm kind of talking tongue in cheek here again, but
like you're born gay or you're born not gay.
Right?
Yeah.
Like, can we agree on that?
Yeah.
What side you're on?
But what if, what if there's a like a overlap?
Like, what if there's like a spectrum, like you're bisexual?
Well, if you're bisexual, then you're going to eat the pussy and then you're going to
suck the cock and swallow the load.
So you're just an overachiever at that point.
And you know what?
I think if you're fucking bisexual, you're just a little greedy sexually.
You just love the fuck.
Okay.
So, okay.
Third option.
What if you're a fourth option?
What if you're asexual?
What if you don't want to suck either or you're not going to do anything.
You're going to go, both of these are disgusting.
I mean, this is the test.
This is the tried and true test that these people want.
Try it.
They want to talk about, oh my God, they're conditioning the kids in the school to be
gay.
No, they're not.
They're born gay or the born, not gay.
So okay.
What side of when you're born, is it, is it a circling race thing too?
Is it like, you have like a white vagina in front of you if you're a white guy and like
a black vagina?
You can choose whatever color you want, I guess.
Like, is it like, do you have like a circling thing?
Like, nah, I want the white one.
If I put a small white dick in front of you with a big black dick in front of you with
a white vagina, you might go, I'm not sucking the black one, but I might try the white one.
I might try the white one.
No, but I'm like, I'm talking about like the girls.
If you think in your head, I might try the white one, you're probably gay.
No, but like there's a, there's a couple of people that would be like, like just imagine
like you're a fucking like scared white girl.
Like you're fucking like an 18 year old, like nerd white girl.
And you go in there and there's just the hog of a black guy in there.
That would terrify, I think most people including that.
And I can be in an intimidation fucking thing.
So is there like a neutral dick that they use?
Is there like a neutral vagina that they use?
Is it like a kind of like a mulatto?
It could be like a racial neutral dick and a racial neutral.
You're overthinking this.
See you're doing what the Republicans always do.
You try to filibuster your way through it.
Because a dick and a vagina are in front of you and you have to prefer oral sex.
I want specifics.
Oral sex, I mean the one to whether or not you're gay.
You like, it doesn't matter to color size, whatever.
Why not, why not full on intercourse?
Why can't you fuck the vagina or fuck the dick?
You have to put it in your mouth because that's the most gay thing you can do.
That's the most gay thing you can do.
Bro, I went to put in a Foley on this old fucking demented guy a couple of weeks ago
and his fucking soft cock was like fucking nine inches long.
I guess we're doing this today and fucking grab it.
So when you put in a Foley, do you have to like flop the cock in your hand and then do
something?
Well, you have to hold it straight up and down.
You have to hold, so you're just jerking off people all the time?
You don't jerk it off.
You just hold it up.
So what if they get hard when you're doing it?
Nobody ever gets hard.
Once you, once you get a fucking tubes, ticked up your urethra, you don't fucking get hard.
There's definitely somebody out there that's your absolutely people that hard.
If you've done it in the past and like you associate that with like sexual, whatever
about sounding.
Yeah.
What about sound saying, but like a lot of people, most people aren't into sounding cause
it fucking hurts like hell.
There's like, you're not getting hard from that.
It's like, yo, I'm going to take this and I'm going to shove it in your fucking dick.
How big is it?
Like I've never seen a Foley in like real life.
Like how big is like the pole?
Oh, the whole tube is like probably two feet long and like how like thick is it?
Well, there's different sizes.
The biggest one is like fucking thick as hell.
Oh my God.
You got to put it in like people with in large prostates.
You got to put in a fucking coup day tip.
That's like fucking that big.
Does it like start small and then like spread open or is it like one of those things?
It's big.
It's like fucking inflated on the end.
Oh my God.
That's how it pushes past the prostate.
That sounds terrible.
It goes like it pushes past the prostate with like the big tip and then the rest is smaller.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's why you're not getting hard.
Tyler.
Oh my God.
That's terrible.
Sounds fucking disgusting.
Dude, how many fucking, how many fucking Foley's have you put in?
Oh, more than I can count now.
Probably a hundred.
So what about like the Cooder canoe that the fucking women get?
Like the fucking like vacuum like thing that they just like stick on their pussies.
Oh, that's like a pure wake that just like absorbs liquid.
Yeah.
That's fucking weird looking.
I like the first time I saw one of those get like pulled off.
I thought it was inside.
So I was like, what the fuck was that?
Oh no, I was just on the outside, but fucking looking for the urethra and some fucking women.
It's just terrible.
Just fucking, I can't find it.
It literally takes three, three nurses to like hold each lip.
Cause there's a lot of meat around there.
Yeah.
If they're like, you know, 400 pounds, that's got to smell terrible.
Yeah.
You gotta fucking, you gotta have fucking two nurses on each fucking lip.
Do they normally have women nurses do it instead of men or is it just kind of like, you got
to do what you got to do?
Yeah.
It's, it's, um, I guess it just depends on the patient.
Like if they're like, I want to know a female, then you just get a female.
But I've, I've done a lot of female folies.
Listen for the hope of getting off a fucking Foley check.
Can we talk about Casey staring the fucking pot in the chat?
He just, he just crashes out every time that like fucking last time that Trump lost, he
was like going like having a victory lap.
But like during, like before, before Trump lost, before Trump lost in 2020, I remember
we first started talking to each other in what 2017 is when we met, I think.
Yeah.
We just talked in our group chat constantly crashing out about how fucking we're ran by
a Nazi group.
Then for four years when he was, when, when, when fucking a Biden was president, he just
kept on being like, Biden's great.
I like this guy.
He's
Tyler, you full of shit.
I've learned.
I did not vote for Biden.
I didn't support him.
Yeah.
But you're like, well, he he's better than Trump would be.
Oh yeah.
And as soon as Trump becomes president, motherfucker starts crashing out and naming everybody after
Nazis in the chat because he's fucking lost his mind.
Like what the fuck?
Well, I mean, don't elect Nazis then.
I know I just spurred up this conversation before we get too deep.
I know we don't necessarily want to fucking delve into the group chat too much, but I
thought Jesus Christ, I said, Dan, your pussy call in because you know, I'm talking about
what's gay or not.
And he brings up that it's fucked up because there's some hot trainings out there now.
Yeah.
And he said a lot of them are hotter than his girlfriend.
I'd like to think that that's not gay.
Oh, fuck it.
People are talking in the group chat.
I didn't even fucking notice.
Yeah.
And I said, would you suck their dick?
And he said, yeah, but I wouldn't let them come in my mouth.
So according to my scientific research and process, Dan is gay because he sucked the
dick.
So what are we doing here?
Why are we, why are we having this debate in the group chat when we have a fucking podcast
going on?
Apparently everybody is too busy to come on and debate on the podcast, but they'll be
able to come out here and air people out.
Dan is fucking gay.
No, no, no.
I take it back.
He said he puts the day, listen, a dick, still a dick, no matter how made up it is.
This is fucking going off on Dan in the group chat.
Well, I think Dan has made himself a bit of a martyr.
Dan has some unhinged takes.
Like he, uh, he really made himself a bit of a martyr with some of his takes.
And uh, I like Casey did too.
Dan has some unhinged takes.
Allymack is such a fucking fence sitter that he'll flip a coin to vote for the president.
That shit fucking pissed me off when he said he fucking voted for Trump because he was
going, he was going on about how he couldn't fucking decide even when he fucking picked
up the pen and uh, I don't know.
He's like, Oh, flip a coin.
Fucking that's the most.
I thought that was pretty cool.
That's the most moderate fucking thing that you can do is be like, I can't decide.
So I'm going to flip a fucking coin.
That doesn't solve anything.
That shows that you have no fucking things that you stand for.
If you stand for a coin flip, that means that you don't fucking value your fucking like
things more than a coin flip.
Like at least fucking like how I used to think, but I think it's more like you're taking really
like the good points of both sides and trying to consider it.
So you coin flip it.
That's fucking stupid.
I think it's stupid too.
But so me and Tyler had a debate last time and Dan voted for Tyler to win and Allymack
basically flipped the coin and these two got in a fucking huge, huge argument about it.
But it was unbelievable.
I fucking slaughtered Casey and then motherfucking Allymack's like, I'm going to flip a coin
to see who I think wins.
It's like, that's fucking stupid.
Fucking stand for your points.
Don't be a fucking idiot and go, I can't stand for either.
I think that I don't know what I actually believe in.
So I'm going to do a fucking coin flip flip.
Oh boy.
I think that's modern politics, bro.
I think that's modern politics.
I think fucking modern politics is a fucking travesty.
You know what we really need to do?
We need to make a one world government and then take over the fucking stars.
We're going out there and we're going to fucking take over the goddamn stars.
We're going to start with the moon, go to Mars, then we're going to go from there and
we're going to fucking get the local cluster under the United States of fucking earth.
And then we're going to go outside of our local cluster and we're going to go to the
next fucking cluster and we're going to take over our fucking galaxy.
Then once we take over our galaxy, if there's any fucking aliens out there that think that
you can handle earth, guess what?
We're coming for your ass motherfuckers.
You are not made in the fucking image of God.
Like we were, we're going to take you down and then we're going to take over the entire
fucking universe.
It'll be the United universe of earth.
You know, fuck everything.
We're going to kill the aliens.
We're going to take everything, dude.
We're taking over the fucking universe.
Everything is the stars are ours.
The stars are ours.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, I would do all these smelling salts on the podcast.
I wish I had some smelling salts right now.
They're fucking like the strongest one.
Motherfucker.
Let's go.
Give me another.
Take it over.
Take it over the fucking stars, baby.
Give me another round.
I fucking.
What was that?
We had a fucking air horn going off.
I'd, uh, I'd fucking alien.
Would you fucking alien?
But like, would it have to be humanoid or would you fuck like a tentacle monster?
I don't care what the fuck the thing looked like.
I want a sweet, sweet alien puss.
So what's your opinion on hentai?
When I was younger, you know, below 18, I had seen a hentai porn that was like an hour
and a half long.
It was like a movie.
Yeah.
They do that a lot.
It, um, changed my life.
I never watched hentai after that, but, uh, it was like a student and a teacher and, um,
it was interesting.
Did like you follow it for the story or just the porn?
It started off for the porn, but then.
He's got sucked in.
The story got me in and I'm like, Oh my God, this girl, her father has cancer and she's
going to fail college.
How is she ever going to do it?
And then she like blew the teacher and then she was like, so upset, blah, blah, blah.
She went back to class and the teacher said, you don't have to take the final exam, but
you have to do a little bit more than what you did last time.
And she says, um, the girl killed herself at the end.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I already had my nut off.
And you're just like, Oh, this is, this is off to that.
Yeah.
Well, no, I, I jerked off to the fucking part.
It was still like three minutes left and I'm like, this is too sad.
She jumped off a bridge and died.
Now cause like I was, I was super into hentai when I was a lot younger, like, you know,
high school and there's this fucking one hentai that I used to fucking watch like all the
time and it was three fucking milfs that like would come up and like talk to the fucking,
like, uh, the, the, the, uh, the guy who lived next to them.
And they're like, yo, you take out our garbage, you know, you, you, you hang out, you, you
know, you kind of kind of clean, you're going to fucking have a, just a three way with you.
And like, they just had like massive fucking, uh, anime titties and it was fucking awesome.
And I fucking loved that shit.
I watched that constantly.
I fucking so into like milfs and older women, like that is my fucking shit.
I'm a big, I'm a big, uh, milf guy.
I don't know.
How about you?
I, I like milfs.
I just, I like, like even when I was in fucking, like, even when I was like an early, like
college, like I would go after like women that are like in like their forties when I
was like 20, like it was like fucking weird.
I was very, very much into a milf hunting.
Um, and then what's a more enjoyable for you, a ghost hunting or milf hunting?
Well, now it's gotta be ghost hunting, but you know, back in the day, you know, the hay
day before I was, you know, engaged and all that shit, like fucking milf hunting was pretty
rad, but I do like the thrill of ghost hunting because you know, trying to find something
that you know, has never been proven, but like every culture kind of has like a, a ghost
story if you, if you know what I mean, like
So what's the, what's the craziest, um, ghost shit that I've seen?
Ghost thing that happened to you?
So there's a couple I, I've been, I, I've had, you know, ghost like experiences pretty
much my whole life, but like they got more profound and like, you know, actively like,
oh fuck, this is like a ghost.
That's like when I started, like, you know, getting into like middle school and high school,
like shit started like peeking off then.
Like I would, um, there's this place up in the Adirondacks and Casey will fucking yell
at me because we fucking talk about this specific thing all the fucking time, but I, I like
talking about it and you haven't heard the story yet, so I'm going to tell it anyways.
Um, fucking, so there's a place up in the Adirondacks called Silver Bay.
I don't know if you've ever been there.
It's over on like the Northern part of Lake George.
And it's pretty, pretty haunted up there.
Um, most of my experience has happened there, like I've had a shit ton of like ghost experiences
up there.
Oh, Casey's coming back.
Hey, I'm telling the Silver Bay story again, because he asked me to.
Okay.
Yes.
I'm saying it because he asked me to.
Um, so, um, one of my first experiences that I had up there was, um, so this is when I
went up, I was, I think 19 years old.
It was a dead of winter and it's a, it's a YMCA that's kind of closed down during this
to the winter time.
Right.
So I went up there and, uh, I have an annual membership up there.
So I had like the key that I could get into places with.
Um, so there's a gym and, uh, I went up, I don't remember.
I think I was like having like, you know, like some sort of problem or something that
I just wanted to drive, like, you know, so I went up there and the first thing like that,
like really was like a crazy thing happened this day.
So I went in and, um, they have this, uh, this gym and this gym has a rock wall.
It has like an actual, like, you know, like, uh, two basketball gyms and then a, uh, like
a workout gym.
Um, and it has two floors and like the rock climbing wall is like the bottom floor.
So I opened the door to the bottom and, um, I got in there and it was super fucking cold
and I was only wearing a hoodie because I didn't realize how cold it was going to be
up there.
So I'm warming my hands up on the fucking heater there and I'm like, all right, this
fucking sucks.
It's really cold.
And then, um, out of fucking nowhere, I just felt this fucking like presence.
Like it felt like the air got heavy and I'm like, uh, oh, and, um, I felt like you, you
ever get like the thought in your head, like that somebody's saying something to you, but
like you're like, they don't say it out loud.
Like you can kind of like feel it from them.
You know what I'm talking about?
Um, so I get this feeling like that somebody behind me is like, don't fucking turn around.
And I'm like, whoa, this is kind of fucking weird.
And then the, like the craziest part of this whole thing is I felt two arms like press
off behind me on the wall.
And I'm like, oh fuck.
And then like, I kind of was like, I said out loud, I'm like, listen, I'm just trying
to fucking warm up.
I will get out of here and get back to my car.
Like just, just let me out.
And like, I kind of felt like it kind of like back off on me.
But then I kind of felt it be like, I'm going to be fucking watching you.
You warm the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.
So I'm like, all right.
And it's like, also like, like I kept feeling like, like this dread in my stomach, like
do not look in that corner wherever the fuck it went, like do not turn around, do not look
at it, like just fucking get the fuck out of here.
So I'm like, all right, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I'm leaving.
So I ran away and I just, I ran back to my car and that was like the first like paranormal
experience that like, I was like, I don't have any explanation for that.
And that was like really spooky.
However, there was another time that I was with my fiance when she was just my girlfriend
at this point, we'd been dating for like a year and she said, she's never had a ghost
experience in her life, but she wants to.
And I'm like, all right.
So I took her up there and like, we were doing like the stupid shit with like a Polaroid
and taking like stupid pictures of each other, you know, like we're doing like the, the fall
photos or whatever.
And then the same spot where I had that, like that, that like interaction down in like the
basement, I just felt drawn to there for whatever reason.
And I opened up the door and it looked like the entirety of the basement was just pitch
black.
And this is like during like kind of like sunset and there's a bunch of windows down
there.
So it shouldn't be pitch black.
So I put the, the Polaroid up and I took the flash like camera and I flashed it and I shit
you not.
And I was like, there's a fucking like burned face in front of me and my, my fiance saw
it and she said it was like right, whatever that figure was in the split second that the
light flashed was right up to my face, like directly in front of me.
And then I kind of like backed up and I'm like, yo, did you see that?
My wife's just running.
My she's running away.
She's like, I don't want us to be here.
So I started chasing her.
I'm like, you're just going to fucking leave me.
She's like, not running from you.
And then like I get back to the car and she's like, and I'm like, so one of the things that
I like to do with like ghost like experiences is ask the person before I tell them what
I saw so I can kind of collaborate, corroborate like what I saw.
And I write down what I saw like on my phone, like notepad just before they start talking.
So we can go back and if they, if they saw the same thing that I did, that's when I'm
kind of like, okay, now there's two people that saw this.
I wrote this down before they, before they talked to me.
So I know that I didn't change this.
So we talked to each other and she's dry, described the same exact thing to me.
And I'm like, there's something credible there.
Like, you know, and then there's a, there's a story about me and Allie Mack, but I think
Casey would kill himself.
Oh fuck.
If I, uh, if I said anything about that, I have a major disaster on the podcast.
Casey just spilled this wine everywhere.
All right, we're going to take a break.
We'll be right back and we're back.
So after that, Travis, they fucking Casey spilled his wine.
I did.
Um, here's a article that I was looking at just now.
Uh, Trump actually blamed the plane crash on diversity hires.
He blamed it on Biden for hiring diversity hires.
That's the lowest you could fucking go.
It's not funny, but it's, well, all right.
So Biden, he hires the blacks, he hires the women and we have a lot of blacks.
We have a lot of women in the administration.
Okay.
Um, the black crash in the, in the pot, in the, in the, in the river by the, we have
a lot of blacks and women in the administration.
President Trump blamed diversity requirements at the federal, at the FAA and his two democratic
predecessors for the mid air collision, uh, saying that the standards for air traffic
controllers had been too lax.
Not that they were, it never really gets old.
It's a, it's a tried and true formula for himself.
Like if you think about it, Trump is like, has become like the, like the leader in basically
standup comedy at this point, he'd just become fucking president and he could say whatever
the fuck he wants.
He just, well, I want the IA more so I'll blame this plane crash on D. Unreal.
I mean, it's just such a, it's, it's so sad to be like, I just, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think, uh, I think they're going to be, uh, investigating this and I think this might
be, oh, definitely as it showed kind of, um, Trump's nine 11, if you will, you think it's
that like serious?
You think I mean, I'm a fucking military helicopter crashed into a jet and like 60 people died
went to the fucking river in the Capitol.
That's, that looks pretty fucking bad.
Yeah, but to call it like a nine 11.
Yeah.
I just think it's funny how, you know, fucking Trump takes credit for ending the war in Gaza
before he's president.
Then while he's president, something bad happens and he blames Biden.
Like the last guy, the fucking last guy did it with his fucking diver.
He hired too many black people.
This is the problem with iron blacks.
They all fucking, we have a lot of blacks working for us.
Okay.
I'm the administration with when you hire the blacks, I also saw the, the, uh, the fucking
Trump's chief of staff limited Elon Musk's access to Trump.
So like, he's not like allowed to go in the white house without their permission because
he was kind of, uh, he was kind of getting too much up in Trump's business and they like
didn't want him in there.
And he also made them look bad with like the Nazi salute and shit, dude, it fucking smells
like a distillery down here.
Yeah.
It's cause I fucking spilled the wine all over the place.
Tyler kind of wine was a case, you know, new war.
Oh, refined pants.
It's not about fancy.
It was like $9.
He's like, my favorite kind of wine.
What's that?
Riesling yeah.
Riesling for sure.
Hmm.
I like a semi either semi sweet or semi dry Riesling.
When I still drink, I used to love Scotch.
Scotch was my fucking go to, I fucking loved it.
I used to have like this fucking like Japanese fucking Scotch that was fucking unbelievable.
I forgot the name of it.
So what did you guys talk about while I was gone?
Um, we got after about the, uh, Elon Musk, uh, the, the helicopter crash into the plane.
How autistic do you think Elon Musk is?
Or do you think he's not autistic at all?
He's got, no, he's got a little bit.
I'm pretty sure he's got a touch of the Tism.
I throw up a Nazi salute and you're trying to throw your heart to the crowd.
And like, I'm, I'm fully in the party that like, he wasn't trying to do a Nazi salute.
He's just that autistic.
He just was, I don't know.
Was he, cause he, he didn't just like fucking wave like Kamala and Obama when they were
like doing it.
That was just like a, um, like part of the video where they were just calling like this.
No, but if you freeze it right here, it looks like you're giving a fucking Nazi salute.
But what you did was the actual Nazi salute where you go like this.
No, you fucking tap your chest and then that's what he did.
No, he fucking did it with an open hand.
You gotta do it with a closed hand and then you do the Nazi like arm thing.
You said I'm giving my heart to the Nazi.
Yeah.
You do it with a closed fist with the Nazis and you go forward and then you take your
thumb and you put it in.
Oh, he knew what he was doing.
You know what exactly.
Like, look how awkward he looked while he was doing it.
Like a Nazi would be like very poignant about it.
Let's literally look at autistic man.
So excited, but he didn't know what to do.
So he just autistically did a not like when he was like jumping with his like fist up
at the Trump rally.
That was real weird.
Did you ever see how he's built like a fucking refrigerator to like, did you ever see his
chest?
He looks like he's a fucking Minecraft character.
Like it's fucking ridiculous.
Brood has brood has fucking barrel chest out the fucking wazoo.
Jesus Christ.
Try to get Ali back in this call is like fucking fucking calculus.
I was calling him into the call.
He's like, well, hang on.
I'm going to give my PC.
I got to download my shaders.
I thought she was, was ready.
All right.
Oh my God.
You ever fucking, so I got a fucking story that, you know, I probably don't want any
of my family members or fucking, you know, well they don't listen to this thing to hear.
So I was fucking eating out my girl at one point and I was, I was eating her out and
she just shaved like a couple of days ago, but it was like still like stubble out there
and I rubbed my nose in the stubble when I was doing it and I didn't realize it.
And like, I thought that she was just really wet and I picked my head up and my head and
she just goes, are you okay?
And I go, what?
And I'm covered in fucking blood because I fucking severed like a fucking vessel in my
nose and I was just fucking dripping blood out of my nose, but I was just down there
for so long.
I'm like, I'm doing a great job.
She's really wet.
I come up and I'm just covered in blood and I'm like, oh, and then I'm like, I feel kind
of weak.
Actually I need to, you know, fucking stop this blood.
So I had to fucking like stuff in my nose and I'm like, this sucks.
That was one of the fucking, probably the most awkward sexual encounter I had was, was
that, that was bad.
That's a nightmare.
Are you, you like a big clit work guy?
Yeah.
You know, I like doing the clit work.
I like going up and down, you know, all this, all the fun stuff.
Make the, make the alphabet.
I like to rest my chin somewhere in and around the hole.
Have a couple of fingers in the hole, finger towards the ass.
My tongue just stays on the clit the whole time.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a, it's, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a science.
It's a science.
You gotta be able to move.
It's kind of like, you know, what I tell people is you can stick your tongue out there, lock
it to your chin and use your head, put your head, do all the movement.
Cause you move that tongue around too much.
You're going to get tired.
Yeah.
You know, unless you got a really strong tongue, right?
If you're flicking your tongue around for fucking, you know, cause these women, it takes
them fucking 10 minutes to come.
You need to fucking flicking your tongue for 10 minutes.
You're going to get fucking locked jaw.
How about just headbutting the pussy dude?
Like just fucking, it's a thing.
This fucking dog dog dog dog.
Hey, you gotta get a little spic.
Oh, you know, you gotta get into it like that.
It's just fucking, let's go dude.
I fucking, I, I for the longest time, I hated doing it.
It just fucking like, it tasted like sweat to me, dude.
It's soft.
Cause you don't want to go down near the hole.
Yeah.
Cause that just tastes like down there.
Because I mean, that's when I was first started and I'm like, this is what I gotta do.
Right?
I gotta lick the hole.
What's a clitoris?
I don't know what the fuck daddy's that's fucking black magic.
You gotta find the clitoris and get after it.
Push that thing like a speed bag.
What about eating ass?
I know fucking, I love eating ass.
I'll eat an ass all day.
Tongue punch to the fart box.
What about you getting your ass eaten?
How about that?
Listen, I love having my ass eaten.
Oh, that's good.
Nah, dude.
Have you ever had your ass eaten, dude?
It's fucking awesome.
Casey, Casey's over here.
Cause he's never gotten his ass eaten.
He doesn't know the pleasures of it.
Like, you know, that's pretty fucking sick, dude.
It's awesome.
Casey, one day when you're getting blown up way up in the air, get that asshole out there.
He spread your asshole to the fucking sun, dude.
Gross.
Unbelievable.
You get a tongue on that sweet tight ass of yours.
It'll change your life.
It'll change your fucking life.
You know, you guys say this and this is the reason why I think like Peking is gay and
that shit.
Cause you're just like fucking eating ass.
Eating ass?
Ow, fucking woman.
That's a fucking, that's super straight.
You don't eat ass, Casey?
No, he doesn't.
Gross.
Fucking unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
There's nothing I love more than eating ass.
Oh, hello?
Hello?
Oh, fuck you.
Legalize eating ass, Ali Mac.
Ali Mac, you eat ass or no?
Oh yeah, of course.
Fucking, let's fucking go, Ali Mac.
Let's fucking go.
Casey, this is three cultured men in a fucking chat and you're a little fucking boy.
I gotta say, if you told me I was going to be walking into this call and immediately
I was going to have Kyle and Tyler backing me, I would have told you you were a fucking
liar.
I was doing it out in the group chat with everyone for an hour.
I walked in and I'm immediately pitted against my only sometimes valid entry.
I came up with a scientific experiment to figure out whether or not you're gay.
You should do it at the age of 18 while you're in high school, your 18th birthday, you have
to do this and it gets stamped on your license, right?
I'm going to ask you.
Are you straight or are you gay?
I am straight.
There's a sheet covering up everything but the pussy and the cock.
There's a pussy and a cock in front of you.
All you see is the pussy and the cock, right?
You have to perform oil sex on one.
Which one are you going to do it on?
Wait, you got to explain this a little bit more to me.
So walk into an office, it's a guessing game, there's a pussy.
It's not a guessing game, Ali Mac.
It's a preference game.
And there's a cock.
There's a sheet covering everything else, right?
You can't see the person, nothing.
You see the pussy.
No, for you to phrase it this way, it really is leading me to believe that this is a trick
question.
No, it's actually not.
There's a pussy and there's a cock.
There's a sheet about it.
You identify as straight, whatever.
What are you going to do?
You have to perform oil sex on one of the two.
Well I mean, I'm going to go for the pussy.
I suck my own dick.
Because you're straight, right?
I mean, I would like to believe so, but I'm waiting for this to get turned against me.
Well, if you were a gay man, what would you do?
I mean, I wouldn't know.
If you were a gay man, you would suck the cock.
All right.
It's not a trick question.
Any better test to figure out whether somebody's straight or gay?
Suck a dick or lick the puss, dude.
I mean, I feel like eventually you're just going to figure it out.
No, but what I was trying to say is like, all these people bitch about, oh my God, they're
teaching gay in the schools and making all the kids gay.
I am a firm believer you're either born gay or you're born straight, right?
So at the age of 18, when you become 18, you either eat the pussy or you suck the cock
and you get a stamp on your fucking license.
Bang, straight, bang, gay.
That's it.
There should be an ass too.
And if you eat ass, then you just get a golden star.
We don't need the ass.
We're trying to find out gay or straight.
All right?
So another thing that I want.
We're not teaching the kids to be gay.
I want to ask you.
You're born gay or not.
You're either born that you want to suck the cock or you want to eat the pussy.
That's it.
You're born that way.
I got one more question about this.
All right.
Do you have to do it to completion on both of them?
If you lick the pussy, do you have to make the girl cum?
And if you suck the dick, do you have to suck it till they cum?
Wait, is this a real person?
So is this just a cock that's getting sucked over and over and a pussy is getting licked
over and over?
No, you can cycle.
You can cycle them.
They run the whole fucking 18 year old.
Well, no, this is on your 18th birthday.
So you can't imagine everybody's doing it on the same day.
Jesus.
But all I'm saying is if you've got to suck the cock, you're going to suck it till it
either blows in your mouth or on your face.
Right?
Or if you eat the pussy, she's going to fucking cum and be normal or she's going to squirt
all over the place.
You have to change your fucking shirt.
You've got to get a new fucking mattress, right?
I just can't even believe this is like an out of body experience.
Just walking into this chat and immediately just getting thrown straight into this discussion.
How are you?
How are you doing?
Ali back?
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm a little tipsy right now.
We're having fun.
Damn.
He's a little tipsy.
He can't come to the podcast.
No, I'm just kidding.
I, you know, you know, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be right back.
Oh, there it is.
Guys, guys, guys.
I, uh, I can't make the podcast today because, uh, my old lady is sick, but, oh, hang on.
I just pleased somebody on a messenger and I'm fucked up off a fucking, uh, alcohol.
This is fucking cock.
You gotta love it.
You know, the sad thing is I couldn't tell if that was Ali Mac or you, you did such a
good job.
I don't care if Ali makes here or not.
The thing is Ali Mac, you voted for a fucking Trump and now you're like, you voted for Trump
and now you're going on about how he's, you know, how he's a Nazi and how he's doing all
this bad shit.
You fucking voted for a motherfucker.
Dude, I fucking think Kamala was even worse though.
You flipped a fucking coin.
Hey, hey guys, guys, hold on.
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
I'm just going to send something to the group chat and tell me how you feel about that.
I don't, I don't have my phone near me.
Okay.
I like that.
That's pretty cool.
Right?
Oh, nevermind.
It pops up right here.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
That's pretty cool.
I don't know.
It's not real people.
So no, that's cool, dude.
I will tell you, the stories in anime porn are always top notch.
Dude, Hentai is an art form, dude.
I'm telling you.
I was just, I was just telling a story about the first and only Hentai porn I ever watched
as a young lad.
How did it affect you?
Well, it definitely did because this girl was a student and she was like failing.
Who was, was some guy at cancer or somebody at cancer.
And basically she blew the professor to get like a good grade.
And then she like screwed the professor later on.
All right.
Like, Oh, all right.
You get your nut all further screwing.
There we go.
Listen, you get three minutes left to the video.
So you're like, I might as well finish this out.
Basically she takes a nose dive off a bridge and kills herself to end the video.
Yeah.
So did you like get like an emotional attachment to her and you felt like actually bad when
she did it?
Yeah, no, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
You know, she was a main character and you don't expect that.
Well, that's, that's the thing about it.
All right.
I don't mean to say this in any form of derogatory way towards the Japanese, but they're just
a little bit different when it comes to the forms of media that they create and digest.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just like, I mean, we talk to a lot of their cultural norms, like out there, like
it, you literally just like, if, if your girlfriend's not putting out or something, they'd just
be like, Oh yeah, why don't you go fuck a stripper?
They encourage their boyfriends to do it.
And that's like culturally accepted.
Yeah.
At the same time, if you walk out wearing a mini skirt, you're a fucking whore.
Like it's just like their culture is just so different from us.
It's so like fucking crazy, like so crazy just out there in some ways, but then they're
so prudish in other ways.
It's very, it's very weird.
I can't really understand their culture, to be honest.
I'd love to go there to try to like figure it out a little bit better.
Do you ever see like the fucking like sleeping pods that they have?
Like you can go and sleep.
I love that.
Yeah.
Like they're a little like hostile pods.
Yeah.
Like you can like they like I'm like a fucking like, like a, like a, like in like a, like
a restaurant you can go and they have like a fucking like little pod.
That's like a, it's, it's a semi bed.
It's like a half like chair, half bed, and you can pay $10 and just sleep there for the
night.
Like that's, it's insane that like go like staying out that long, like because like you
work like such long hours and instead of going home, you can just go there and pay $10 to
sleep.
That's fucking insane.
Also, they have mandatory unpaid overtime over there.
I don't know if you, if you heard that before.
Well, that sounds fantastic.
Yeah.
So you think slavery is a good thing?
No.
Yeah.
That slavery.
So well, I mean, that's Japan is really like the, the big, you know, heart of capitalism
really.
So that's just fucking Japanese people are slave.
Basically the capitalism, they fucking work themselves to death.
They do.
They do work themselves to death.
That is a fact that they do actively work themselves to death.
Like the male suicide rate in Japan is fucking unbelievable.
Like it's staggering.
How do we not work ourselves to death here?
Because we do.
We do in a different way.
Yeah.
Everybody works themselves to death.
I just forget mentally work myself to death.
Fucking 24 hours a week.
You mean, you know, 24 hours, seven days, I would fucking love that.
Yeah, but 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
No, I mean, I literally only have to work 24 hours a week.
It's still fucking sucks ass.
I was, I'm working twice that every single week and I load myself by the way, Tyler,
what I do this time, can I just, can I, can, no, you didn't do anything, but can I just
fucking address the fact that I'm not going to throw any names out here, but a certain
person at our now current mutual employer, holy fuck, man, that was one of the most bizarre
shifts I've ever had in an ambulance ever.
That was hands down, including Mohawk, the most miserable fuck I have ever worked with
for fucking 12 hours a week.
Off the air, off the air.
I'll tell you.
No, just don't say his name.
No, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a lot more off the air about how that guy's a fucking
psychopath.
Okay, I get like initials here or?
No, I'm not even going to do that.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't just because I don't know.
Would I have ever met this person, worked with this person?
Maybe he's been around.
Is this the guy that used to work with us?
No, he, he did work there.
I don't know when he stopped though, because a couple of people at my full time job do
know him from that place.
But I, he might've been before all of our times in that regard though, because the people
I talked to had worked there long before most of us did.
Um, but, uh, no, this guy was just fucking like terrifying.
He's one of those guys you walk in.
I wouldn't say terrifying.
If anything, like I hate to say it, like in a weird way, you almost just kind of feel
bad because it's like what had to happen in your life for you to be that miserable?
Cause it's not just this job.
No, he's, he's fucking, no, he was, he was like X like fucking like special forces, like
combat shit.
Well, and I kinda, I kinda figured something along those lines, but like you walk into
work for like four days in a row or something and you say good morning to someone and they
look at you and just scoff.
And it's like, huh.
And then like I picked up not even knowing what the guy's name was.
Like didn't realize it was that person.
And I got put with them that night and holy shit dude, it was just like a fucking acid
trip.
I give the same little fucking dissertation I get to any of my new partners and I'm like,
Hey man, it seems like I'm missing something.
Just like, just speak up a little bit.
I'm deaf in one ear.
I occasionally miss stuff.
I'm not being an asshole.
I'm not ignoring you.
And he goes, yeah, no, I got selective hearing.
So if it seems like I'm ignoring you, it's because I fucking am.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck.
Wow.
You're just a fucking peach.
Aren't you?
And then like fucking like we get in the start, we get in the ambulance.
He's like, don't buckle the straps.
You're just gonna fucking unbuckle them anyways.
They like go to lock the ALS.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck you.
Buckle those straps.
Make it look nice.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not gonna go up in cushy fucking neighborhoods.
Maybe try spending a couple of years in Lansingburg.
All right.
You'll sell him the blow it out his fucking ass.
No, bro.
If you're the medic, you're the medic, right?
I didn't.
I didn't listen.
No.
So he is also one.
We were double medic that day.
But I mean, I didn't tell him to like blow it up his ass or anything.
I would think it says that I would too.
I said, what's the fucking problem?
Bag it.
I didn't.
I didn't say that.
I just didn't do it.
He told me to buckle this.
He left the straps on buckle.
They just left them on buckled.
And then like I'm wearing gloves.
They're in patient care.
Right.
And he goes, oh, what are you doing?
He tried to like pick out like some stipulation.
He's like, that's like an infection control violation.
To wear gloves?
Yeah.
And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't say that.
It would be an infection control issue if you didn't wear gloves.
Yeah.
I know.
And I just went like, oh.
And he tried saying that in front of like, we walked into a hospital at this point.
And I'm like still like actively doing patient care.
But I'm also like, I mean, I wiped down the tablet I use every call.
Like just because like it does get gross.
You're wearing your gloves.
You're not wearing your gloves.
Regardless, you're touching this thing all the time.
You don't know who fucking used it before you.
Things probably covered in fucking norovirus and corona and shit.
So like wipe the fucking thing down.
It's not that hard.
But he's dinging me on that shit.
And he's like really trying to like lay into me and give me a dissertation about how what
I'm doing is wrong in front of like three other ambulance crews.
And they're sitting there.
And that's the point where like I don't fire back at him, but I'm just obviously dismissing
everything.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Yeah.
Maybe next time, man.
Like just very clearly being sarcastic.
But this is the type of dude who is so out of it that he'll shit on you.
But like if you're very clearly not giving a fuck about what he says and completely dismissing
everything and you can even actively be an asshole to him in front of him, he doesn't
give a fuck.
Like after the after the shift, I talked to the other crew that was on and I was like,
they were like sarcastically like, oh, how did it go tonight?
And I was like, is this dude always like this?
Yep.
And this dude's within earshot at this point.
And I like didn't whisper that.
But like I tried to keep it like somewhat quiet because I was like, I don't know, maybe
this guy's just having a rough night.
I don't know him.
And I say that shit.
And then the other medic I talked to just starts like very loudly, completely this guy
heard it, just shitting on him for five straight minutes.
And I know this motherfucker's in the other room hearing every word of it.
And he just doesn't care.
He doesn't.
And it's like, and that's just crazy to me.
I just I've never met someone like that in my entire life that has had just blatant disregard.
It's honestly kind of admirable in some ways, just such blatant disregard for the way that
other people think about him.
And then in every other way, like every other way in terms of like the job we're fucking
doing and stuff.
You got to have some sense of professionalism, even if you're burnt out.
You got to clock in and do your job.
Like even if you're like a week from retirement, you got to fucking come to work ready to do
work, not just like be completely checked out.
I don't know.
It was just weird.
He was just shitting on me the entire time.
And like every patient I had, it was just like, what the fuck is this guy's deal?
It was so weird.
It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had.
I'll never ever work with him again.
Yeah, I actively take shifts with him not on it.
Yeah, no, no.
I straight up told the other people on that crew.
I was like, I will never ever work this shift again.
I can't do it.
Like it's just it's unbelievable.
Like how can you?
No, boy.
All right.
Well, well, we, we lost, we lost Kyle for a little bit there.
He said dad, you calling now you shut that shit down, man.
Like there's so many fucking people that just fucking disrespect you for no reason.
So I did.
I did.
But I did it in a way that didn't escalate.
I know it's hard.
It's hard to use a supervisor, right?
Yeah.
But like at the same time, dude, like I knew full well, not like off a rip, I had to get
a read on the guy for like a call or two, but like just walking through it, I was just
like once I got to a certain point, I was like, I don't care if I pissed this guy off
like what?
All right.
So I knew I realized a couple of things after working this after working a call or two with
him.
I knew that escalating it further and like yelling at him wasn't going to do anything
because he wasn't going to give a fuck.
So there's no point in doing that.
Like there's no point in like standing my ground firmly because he's just going to sit
there and yeah, the only thing you can do is just be like, shut the fuck up, dude.
Don't talk to me the rest of the shift and we're just going to fucking do our jobs.
I didn't even say that because he wouldn't care.
He wouldn't care.
So I just, I stopped talking to him.
I didn't have to say that I was going to, I just stopped talking to him and I just started
dismissing everything he was saying and he was telling me to do certain shit and like
telling me not to do shit that I knew I should have.
And I just, I didn't listen to him.
I just did it because I knew this motherfucker was lazy enough that he like, even if he wanted
to go down that road, one, he's not going to write me up because I'm doing my job correctly.
But even more importantly, even if he wanted to, he doesn't give enough of a shit about
it to go through that process.
Like this is a guy who comes in and does the bear bear bear minimum, like just enough to
fucking skate by.
That sounds terrible.
How they let people fucking people like that work there.
Still, you want to know the weirdest thing, the weirdest fucking thing Casey is that the
one like nine one one call I went on with this guy, we weren't doing a transport or
anything.
The one nine one one call we had, it was this little old lady who had some chest pain.
She threw up.
She shit herself and it was just like overall like an irritating call.
It's like three o'clock in the morning.
It's an irritating time for this call to come through.
I've seen some people get grumpy at old ladies like that.
That's usually like the fucking burnout meter right there is if you're going to give this
old lady shit.
This guy surprisingly, his patient care was phenomenal.
Like actually took care of the patient, treated them with a ton of respect and everything.
Really?
And then as soon as he walked out of the room.
Yeah, no.
Exactly.
We are made a patient as soon as we get back in the ambulance, straight back to being a
fucking asshole out of fucking nowhere starts micro critiquing the little tiniest nuances
I did on the call about shit that wasn't even like again, like stupid shit, like wearing
gloves and stuff like that.
Like I don't even know.
Like I don't understand what he was even telling me.
He was telling me not to wear gloves, but only during certain points.
Like I don't know.
He wasn't saying like no gloves entirely.
That wasn't his point, but I couldn't understand what he meant.
And I even tried to ask him a question or two.
Like he was just trying to be a dick.
I think he's like touch the stretcher with gloves that you're to use or something.
It's like contaminating.
That's fucking stupid.
Which I wasn't doing.
There was three instances where he called me off the gloves and none of them.
I was doing that because I, when I wanted to be a little dick at fucking our previous
employer, I would say that shit even because it would just be like, oh, like, what are
you doing?
Like, don't do that shit because like we're walking into the house.
You haven't even seen the patient yet.
Like we don't wipe that shit down or you don't know if the crew before you wipe that down.
You have no idea what you're touching people with, with those gloves.
All that shit's on your hand now.
That's not a bad point.
That's like some food for thought kind of, but I'm never going to ding someone super
hard for it.
But again, I wasn't even touching the stretcher.
I was actively involved with patient care at that point.
And you're yelling at me for wearing gloves.
So I'm sure he had a point to it that he just wasn't explaining.
And again, he didn't give enough of a fuck to tell me about it.
And it was just like, I don't know.
It was just, it was very, very weird.
I've worked with some incredibly burnout people that I've had a tough time with at our previous
employer.
I worked with that dude with the fucking mustache that worked up on the hill that refused to
go lights and sirens in the city unless it was like a pediatric arrest, anything other
than that he wasn't going to go lights and sirens with because in his mind, I ain't going
to get a slavery faster.
There's no fucking reason.
Like, even that I was like, wow, this guy's burns.
Fuck.
This guy didn't hold a fucking candle to the guy I worked with.
And then I go back to like my full time place and like, I talked to a couple people who
used to work in that county and they're like, oh, they're like your first cleared shift
as a medic.
You worked with that guy.
That's fucking tough.
It's like, I felt like somebody should have fucking give me and give me a PSA on this
guy.
Like I never ever would have picked that shift up.
I thought I told you about him, but apparently you did.
You did.
But like, I didn't think anything of it.
Like I figured it couldn't have been that bad.
You never told me just how bad it was.
Yeah.
You told me it was just like, oh yeah, he's an asshole.
And it's like, I've worked with a million assholes in EMS.
That's not a problem to me.
I don't have to fucking get along with you.
I'm working a 12 hour shift with you and if I really fucking hate you, I won't pick up
with you again.
But this was the type of guy that like, this is probably the only person that I would ever
actively tell other people never to pick up with.
No, I got a couple of those.
I know.
And there's a couple of them running around that place too.
Like for sure.
Yeah.
For sure.
There is not, not anymore.
Actually that, that kind of, no, let me tell you the first time I worked there compared
to the second time I worked there miles better.
Oh yeah.
Miles, miles better.
I actually really enjoy working there and I'm not letting that one shift harness my
opinion on the place, but it was.
So I got, I got something for you that you haven't responded to me in the chat.
Have you heard the new bad flower fucking song?
Oh, London, right?
Yeah.
Great song.
I fucking love that song, dude.
Like I, I've been playing that on repeat since I fucking had that.
I'm like, that song's fucking great.
Music video is real fucking weird if you've seen it yet.
I have not seen it yet.
It's one of those songs that like, you know, I like sometimes you log into Spotify and
it like tells you like new artists, like, oh yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody you listen to and I usually don't click on those, but I caught that one and
I listened to it at work.
Like I don't know, like three or four nights ago, whatever night it came out.
And it was like five days ago.
Damn dude.
It's fucking, I like, dude, I like how it goes from like a jazzy like to a thing back
to like standard bad flower, then back to like jazzy.
And then it does like a filthy breakdown towards the end there.
Yeah.
Oh, their style is evolving a little bit, which is cool because for a while I hate to
say it, like I really like bad flower, but they were kind of pumping out like the, the
same kind of music for a long time.
Like the standard like pop punk ballads and shit.
Yeah.
Like the little like ghost jester, like it was just, it was starting to turn into all
kind of the like promise me or whatever that song was.
I can't remember, but it was like, I fucking love promise me, dude.
It's a great song.
It's a great song, but it's like, that's one of those albums that like, if you listen to
all the songs are good, but that's a tough album to listen to front to back because every
song is kind of the same vibe.
Yeah.
And they're switching it up a little bit now.
It's like, I don't know.
It's like almost like a Nickelback kind of like a Nickelback or Creed kind of effect.
They all have the same vibe to it.
Yeah.
But they're expanding.
They're, they're starting to differentiate.
It's incredible.
I really liked them a lot.
Yeah.
It's like a kind of, of, of London.
I also liked Detroit too.
Detroit was a good song.
And then that's off the same little EP there, right?
Yeah.
It was, it was London, Detroit.
They put ghost on the EP for whatever reason.
I was wondering that too, because I was like, Oh, it's gotta be a different version of it.
Right?
No, it was just the same ghost.
Nope.
It's the same fucking song.
And then, and then there was one other song that they put on there.
I can't remember which one, but I think it was another one that was like, you know, from
an old album that they just put on the EP just to like, be like, I guess there's a B
side here.
There's a B side to this.
It's the same.
Yeah.
Which is, which is weird.
Cause usually when you see like an artist, like if they're releasing singles for an upcoming
album, their first single will be in a solo little single album.
Yeah.
And they release a second single and it'll be like that single and the first one.
And they like build the singles into like a little mini album until they put the whole
thing out there.
But that's weird.
They just released ghost on it.
That's like from three albums ago now.
Yeah.
But I don't really know why they did that.
I just, I really like, I think it's because it had a new music video that came out for
it.
That ghost actually got a music video.
So that might be, that might be it, but I really liked, I really liked London.
Detroit was good too, but like London, I really, really liked that song.
I thought ghost has had, let me look this up.
I thought ghost had a music video for the longest time.
It was like the dude killing himself in the car.
Right?
I don't remember maybe, but like I, I, ghost is a good song, but I just get real fucking
sad dude.
Yeah.
When I listen to that.
Yeah.
They, they did.
They made the music video for that a couple of years ago, but no, no, I agree with you.
I will say with bad flower, they're kind of a weird artist where it's like, I love listening
to them, but I need to be in the certain frame of mind to listen to them.
And they're also another band that I've tried showing a couple people and that's one of
those bands that is so sad boy.
It's kind of hard to get other people into it.
Oh, haunting haunting.
Yeah.
Like the other one.
Okay.
Haunting you was another good song too.
I liked haunting you a lot.
Yeah.
Like EMS, EMS people I've been able to get into bad flower, but outside of that, like
I tried showing my cousin who more or less is the same music taste as me.
And he was like, Al, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but like, this is just too dark
for me.
Yeah.
I'm listening to the lyrics and it just tells too sad of a story.
He's like, I don't understand how you like that.
Every single song by bad flower has a sad story, dude.
Yeah.
It really does.
Like promise me is a devastating story.
Yeah.
It's like your loved one dying of cancer and how they promised you that they were going
to grow old with you and then they just fucking die.
Slowly digesting that.
Yeah.
Like, and then ghosts.
Yeah.
And then ghosts is just about killing yourself.
Yeah.
It goes straight up just about offing yourself.
And unlike most bands, like for example, like MCR and like 21 pilots, and I hate, I know
Tyler that you hate that I just grouped those two into one another, but this part's true.
What I'm about to say next.
They both have incredibly dark songs that juggle the topics of suicide and mental health,
like depression, stuff like that.
But usually towards, even if there's a song that is just straight up, desolation, darkness,
sadness, depression, usually towards the end of the album, there's a insightful uplifting
ballad that kind of like lifts you up.
And it's like, well, everything was shit, but we're going to keep fighting.
We're going to get through it.
Everything's going to get better.
Or even if I'm fucking, even if I'm fucking dying, it's like the world's going to go on.
And then it's just, we're going to go even darker.
Yeah.
Bad flowers.
Just like, I'm going to kill myself and it's fucking over, dude.
It's a weird, it's a weird type of music, but like when you get in that head space,
it's cathartic.
I don't, I don't know how to describe it.
And I haven't been in that head space, thankfully since we all worked at that place.
But I also think that like a song like London is like a good, like, like removal from like
that.
It's a sad song, but like it's, it's not like, you know, like the edges of the oblivion type
fucking song.
It's more of a, you know, uh, you know, I really want to be with you type thing.
Like you'll, will you love me forever type thing?
Like it's not like, like I can't buy your love, but will you still love me anyways?
Type thing.
It's not like an existential crisis song.
It doesn't get that deep.
Like most of their other shit does.
It's just like, do I actually deserve to be loved by you type thing?
Like instead of being like, I'm going to kill myself now.
It's a ghost was literally like, I slit my wrist.
I wasn't successful.
It was so painful.
Everybody around me, everybody around me hated me for it.
And then I did it three more times.
Do it again until I'm successful.
That song's fucking crazy.
I'm like, dude, that's like, I, I listened to a lot of dark songs and like, like that's
kind of like my music tastes is like relatively dark, like songs.
And like, even sometimes like that one's a little too dark to listen to at some points.
Like I'm like, especially if you're in a bad way, I'm like, this is a little too dark,
but also sometimes if I'm in a bad way and I hear that song, I'm like, well, at least
I'm not that bad.
Like right now, it's like almost kind of cathartic.
It's just like, it helps you get it out.
You listen to that song for like two or three, two or three times and you're like, all right,
it's out.
But it's like the fucking blade away from me.
I am a freak.
I am afraid that all the blood escaping me won't end the pain and I'll be haunting all
the lives that cared for me.
Like fucking brutal, heavy, heavy, heavy fucking lines.
That's like some, I don't know if I've discussed this on the pod before, but there was an episode
actually if you can believe it or not, a Bojack Horseman, the animated show called the view
from halfway down.
Oh, that's a great episode.
That's a good episode.
That's really good.
It's when the, yeah, it's when the main character essentially is going through an existential
like depressive episode where unintentionally kind of like he was contemplating suicide,
but like this wasn't a, this wasn't like a intentional attempt, I should say, overdosed
and was faced down in a pool.
And the whole episode takes place within his head.
And it's just him dying and it's him like saying goodbye to all the people he's known
and they're like walking through a door of just blackness.
And then he's like, Oh, where'd they go?
And they're like, Oh, they're gone.
They're forever.
No afterlife.
No, no, nothing like there.
Yeah.
It's a fucking, it's a dark.
And then after everybody goes and the whole crowd, it's, it all takes place in the stage
of like a, of like a, everybody walks through the door and then they're like, all right,
buddy, it's your turn.
Go down.
And he's like, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to do it.
He's like, Oh, no, no, it's not your choice anymore, buddy.
It's no, sorry.
It's done deal.
Yeah.
And he did not to be too depressive here.
He does get yanked out of the pool and he lives and everything and he struggles with
it for a while, but like it was just like a cerebral episode.
And I almost think that like that same sort of catharsis is kind of what bad flower gives
you.
It's a fucking one line at the end though, is when he's like screaming that he should
have told his mom that he loved her like a good son.
I was just like, Holy shit, that's fucking like, and like, that's one of the last lines
in the song too.
And I'm like, yeah.
And what I can relate that to is when Bojack's on the phone with Diane and Diane's like,
I'm not actually here.
This is all in your head.
I can stay on the phone with you if my voice comforts you.
Yeah.
He's like, can you just stay and talk to me for a little bit?
And she's like, I can do that.
And I'm like, God damn, that sucks.
Yeah.
And it was just like, and from like a, I don't know, it's as like a way of symbolizing that
he's getting like more and more dead, essentially.
He's starting to overdose.
This black ooze is just creeping into the room.
And at that point when he's on the phone, he just goes like, Oh, I just need you to
tell me everything is going to be okay.
And he's just like, I can't tell you that.
Like I'm not going to lie to you.
Like you're dying.
Like you're overdosing and it's just like, I don't know.
That episode left such a crazy fucking impact on me.
And I was just like, yeah.
It's one of those shows because it started off like, aha, depressed horse.
And it just turned into like, holy shit.
This is usually they use the depression and stuff as like a means for some dark, but kind
of like melancholic, really funny, dark humor.
And then that was one of those episodes that wasn't even funny.
And then there was also, there's also the one episode where fucking, what was her name?
Sarah Jane or Mary Lynn, Mary Lynn, when she died and he just kind of turns to her and
she just goes and he kept saying her name and like, and then it just fades to black.
I'm like, dude, that's fucking brutal.
Yeah.
That episode.
Yeah.
That episode I think left just as crazy because they just put it on a downward spiral and
they were doing drugs the whole time.
And it's just like, man, that was just such a fucking it was a fucking like liberal.
It's a good series.
And then it has like episodes that are like, you know, family guy and shit.
That's like, you know, just standard, like light hearted, light hearted, light hearted
and funny.
And then it just fucking punches you in the balls.
That's like bad flower, though.
Bojack Horseman.
My, my success rate with getting people into that show is also pretty low.
Yeah.
But you need to be in a specific frame of mind to be receptive to a show like that and
really understand the message it's trying to give you, because otherwise it's just going
to come across as like too edgy.
Yeah.
It's going to come across as like edgy for the sake of being edgy.
And that's not the message it's trying to give.
It's trying to give like a perspective into somebody with like a really dark and depressed.
So I like state.
I had a fucking like thing.
My mom was just like, oh, are you watching any shows?
I'm like, not really.
And she was like, oh, and I'm like, listen, like, and she's like trying to suggest shows
to me.
I'm like, the best way I can put this is I like shows that make me feel bad.
Yeah.
And she's like, this is why you're so depressed all the time.
Like, no, that's not why I'm depressed.
I'm just, I like shows that can kind of like show you and like kind of explain like why
I feel bad.
And I like the shows that just like the like cyberpunk edge runners for another thing like
that ending makes you feel terrible.
But I'm like, I like shows that make me feel that way.
Like sometimes there's not good endings.
Like that's what I liked about cyberpunk edge runners specifically is that even though
he did that, like it's kind of like the whole the whole like, like, like themes of cyberpunk,
the game and the show is that there's not really going to be a good ending, but you
can still live life how you want to live life.
And I like, I like that more than just, you know, super depressive like doing that.
But like, that's what I liked about like the cyberpunk universe is that, hey, you're probably
not going to get the good ending you want.
You know, the whole thing with Johnny Silverhand being like different.
You want you expected a better ending.
Yeah.
Wrong people and wrong city type thing.
And I'm like, but it's, it's like, but you can live your life how you want to live your
life, even if you get a bad ending.
And I like that a lot.
Yeah.
You need, you need pieces of media that don't end happily outside of outside of horror.
Horror is one of the only categories where I've seen just a true dark ending where evil
wins and stuff like that.
Because if you have every show with a happy ending, there's no risk.
There's no risk when you watch the happy shit where it's like, oh, this is gonna like everything's
gonna work out and the hero is gonna live and he's gonna get the girl or the girl is
gonna get the guy.
It's like, you can't, every story can't end that way.
You need some that end more bittersweet and some that just end up straight up dreadful
where like evil just fucking wins.
Like the, oh man, what's the one fucking horror movie I watched?
Oh God.
It's the one where the fucking hereditary.
I don't know if you guys.
Yeah.
I think it's the one where the fucking hereditary hereditary at the end of that movie spoilers
for anyone.
Skip 30 seconds ahead if you haven't seen it.
Actually I kind of already said what happens, but it's like the worst possible scenario
happens at the end.
The whole family dies.
The anti-Christ gets the male body it wanted.
Yeah.
And the movie ends on that note.
I love that movie.
I think that was one of the most like after I saw that movie, I was just like fucked up
for like two days.
That movie had some deeply disturbing scenes in it outside of like the girl getting decapitated
on the telephone pole, which was a major shocker, but like I think like the scene that just
plays in her Pete in my head from that one, honestly is when the mother is possessed and
she's just banging her head on the attic door.
Oh yeah.
That's a crazy scene.
And it just looks so unnerving because her head is banging into the wall at such like
a fast pace.
That's just so unnatural, but it doesn't look CGI.
I don't know how to describe it.
It doesn't look like it's sped up.
It's visceral.
It doesn't look fake at all.
Yeah.
It just looks like something's powering her head into that fucking wall.
And then like the part when she gets into the attic and she's sawing her head off with
the fucking coping saw blade.
Yeah.
That was like crazy.
That's one of those movies that admittedly I showed it to my girlfriend.
She fucking hated it.
It was just way too much.
I went on like this kick of watching the most disturbing horror movies and that was definitely
one of them.
So like, is that like a 21, a 24 or whatever?
Is it, is it one of those films?
I didn't know if it was.
It's by the guy Ari Aster that directed Midsommar.
Yeah.
I think that is an a 24 film then.
That's not, it's not a 24.
I got to know because I thought Midsommar was a 24.
Wasn't it?
No, I'm getting the name of the studio wrong.
It's not a 24.
I think it is a 24.
But it is a 24.
Yeah.
I think my Google searches weren't leading me down the right track for a minute.
Yeah, but you know, just going back to the, to the edge runners things for a second, you
watched that because I told you to, because you liked the game and like, I was fucking
devastated for like the rest of the day after I finished that series.
Like I was like, God damn, like that sucked.
Like I really liked David as a character and I'm like, fuck dude, that sucks.
I was wondering if like you had like the same like, kind of like, fuck dude, this sucks.
Like, and you like, it like affected me for the rest of the day.
We talked about this actually once.
Actually we've probably talked about it.
I actually know we talked about this on Casey's back deck.
We didn't talk about it in the pod.
So cyberpunk edge runners.
I absolutely love the art style.
I fucking adored the music.
Edge runners didn't quite do it for me.
Really?
Just because, and I'll tell you why.
It's just because I don't think me and Dave, I couldn't relate to David too much.
I think that David was, and you do like, and like, absolutely.
When I, when I watched the show and like, I was almost looking through it.
Like unfortunately you can't like, live someone else's life.
I wouldn't even say that, but it's like, you know how like, when somebody like suggests
you a movie or suggests you a song, you can't help but look at that piece of media through
that person's eyes.
So yeah, like you're, yeah, like you're looking through the lens of it, of like this was suggested
to me by this person.
So it was like, I hate to say it, but it's like, I looked through that and I was like,
I can 100% see how Tyler fucking adores this because Tyler and David are the same person.
I'm fucking built differently.
Yeah.
Like I was just like, there's so many points in that show where I would have made different
decisions from David though.
Yeah.
It's just like, and I think you would have too.
But like, I think you would have made a lot more of the decisions that David did.
Cause he's kind of fucking retarded, you know, when it comes to shit, he's like, yeah, I
don't even mean that.
I don't even mean that in a deprecating way.
No, no, I'm saying that he's retarded because he's just like, yeah, I'm just going to keep
putting shit in my body.
That's killing me.
Fuck it.
Whatever.
Keep going.
I'm built different.
I can take it.
And so you also do like the media that cyberpunk is based off of cyberpunk 2077.
And don't get me wrong.
I do love cyberpunk 2077 too, but admittedly you are way much more of a slut for that game
than I am.
Oh fuck.
I love that.
I was an apologist at the beginning of cyberpunk 2077 and everybody's like, this game fucking
sucks.
I'm like, dude, listen, listen, it's going to be better when they update it, but listen,
the story is fucking great.
Just give it a fucking chance.
Like, like I know it's buggy.
I know it's buggy.
You're going to fall through the earth like six times, but just please.
It's such a good game.
And I did.
I played through it again, right?
My mistake was I played through it right again before the DLC for it came out.
Oh yeah.
Fucking Phantom Liberty.
Yeah.
So I bet you I revisit that game probably within the next six months and I download
Phantom Liberty and I enjoy the fuck out of it, but I haven't done that yet.
But it's like, I remember when the game came out, you and me were just getting into arguments
because you were a good, you were a huge pan am pan am beautiful lady.
That was the first game where I don't even know why I was drawn to do it.
Cause usually I play as male characters and games, but I was like, ah, fuck it.
Like big RPG game like this.
I never play as a chick.
And there's so many games where when you play as a dude versus a chick, there's fucking
colossal differences with the way the story goes.
Yeah.
And I heard from you that that's how cyberpunk went because you told me that like certain
love interests and certain quests go different ways if you're a male or a female.
And I was like, all right, Tyler played the male version and I want to do some shit that
he hasn't done in the game.
Like I want to see, so like I can talk to him about that.
So I played as like a female V and they did you do corporate too, or, or, or, um, you
didn't nomad or something.
Cause I did street kid and I think yet you didn't want to do that.
I did nomad my first play through.
And then the second time around, right before Phantom Liberty came out, I did a male V and
I did, um, I did a corpo.
Yeah.
Because I've done, I've done all three.
I played that I've replayed that game, I think like three or four times at this point.
I really liked the nomad beginning.
I like the street kid one.
I think I just like it because it's just like more like gritty, I guess, because you know,
it's just you just getting into fucking trouble in the city already.
And like, you don't have to like come into it.
And I also, I think corporal was the worst one.
I really did not like corporal.
I think street kid is the most believable and probably like the most, I don't know how to
say, like, I think like street kid and nomad are the, like the two honestly, like kind
of cannon beginnings to the game.
Yeah.
Corpo just seems a bit farfetched.
Like if Arasaka wanted you dead, they would have fucking whacked you.
Yeah.
Like they would have whacked you.
You start up in the beginning of the game.
That's no, you don't just slip through the cracks with Arasaka.
They prove that time and time again.
But nomad, it was like, nomad, I thought was the best beginning because it's like you start
from the outside of the city.
And like, I can completely get like starting from street kid, how you wouldn't appreciate
nomad because I don't know how to describe this, but like nomad, you start on the outskirts
of the city and like far off in the distance for like the first two, three, four hours,
you're playing the game.
It's just like this night city is super far off, but like you can see it in the sky.
Oh no, I played it.
I played the nomad beginning.
Like I get it.
I know, but I'm just saying like the first time you play it though, the first thing you
don't know what's there yet.
So it's like this big buildup of like, you know, it's not the game yet.
Like you know, you're not there yet.
And then you finally get into the city and it's like, holy fuck.
Like it's just such like a tension buildup.
The game just edges you for four hours and then you get in there and you just fucking
blow rope after rope for like three hours.
That's the best way I can describe it.
But I don't know.
Nomad was cool.
I liked nomad.
I feel like like for the game itself though, that StreeKid seems like the most canon option
of it.
The fuck was that?
Was that your phone?
Cause StreeKid just makes sense.
You were in the city and it's all about like a big escape from the city.
But nomad it's like, oh, we're on the outside of the city.
Now we're in here, but oh, I want to leave now.
And like that just doesn't cause it's not like you knew of Pan Am's click or anything.
And there's a couple of like unique dialogue options with Pan Am.
The one thing I will say is that when I was a nomad and, but I was like a female V it
felt kind of weird because like when you meet Pan Am it's like, oh man, like there's such
good chemistry here as a nomad background.
Like this would work perfect.
Yeah.
But I'm a chick and she's not gay.
So that's just not working.
It's like, you can sound like if it was like a male character, it's like, I think that's
like, I like, I think if you're a Pan Am dude, like you are nomads the way to go because
it's like you share something in common.
But that was the cool thing that I thought about it was that the whole thing with the,
with the StreeKid and Pan Am is that you two came from two totally different worlds.
So you actually get a bonus StreeKid dialogue with her, like asking about like what nomad
life is like.
And I thought that was a kind of like, you know, clashing of worlds type thing.
Yeah.
Boys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I got to take a piss really bad, but then I feel like we got to get Casey involved because
you have been bored.
I'm lost.
Yeah.
Actually let's take a break and we'll be back.
All right.
All we can do that too.
See you later.
Fuckos.
All right.
We'll be back.
God damn it.
Why does it have to be severed?
Oh, welcome back to our podcast.
Music from downswing.
I couldn't hear the fucking music, but I'll take your word for it.
Here with Tyler now in that it's episode 95.
That sounds real weird.
What does that sound?
What?
It was me putting the fucking headphones up to the microphone.
I can hear it for a minute.
Yeah.
Ali Mac, I know we're not going to, we're not going to ignore the elephant in the room
so that you, uh, you voted for Donald Trump.
The elephant in the room.
Wouldn't, wouldn't that be you because of your being a Democrat?
No, it's an elephant.
Uh, no, an elephant's a Republican, a donkey's a, uh, whatever.
You know what I fucking meant?
What the fuck is that?
It's all fucking, it's all fucking elephants and donkeys at the end of the day.
Isn't it?
I don't really see why that's such a bad thing.
Kamala suck balls, dude.
Ali Mac, you have a Nazi versus a MILF.
Who are you going to vote for?
I have a Nazi versus a socially inept.
Just really that's all, that's, that's all she needs to be socially inept.
And dude, she was so just cringy.
She was trying so hard to like appeal to our demographic and it just wasn't working.
Remember when fucking Hillary did the fucking Pokemon go to the polls?
Yeah.
That was sad.
That was, and that's the same vibe that Democrats still give out.
It's just like, dude, for me, it's just like the Democrats make it seem like, Oh, we're,
we're groovy.
We're connecting with the youth.
Yo, they just have to have a new fucking, they need to have a new generation that takes
a fucking control of the party because they're fucking, they're gone.
They're not, they're not in it anymore.
But you need to have somebody that's like 30 years old.
The Democrats weren't cool.
The Democrats were not cool since fucking Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton's an asshole,
but he was fucking cool.
No, it was fucking cool.
No, it was not fucking cool.
I don't know.
Why does every fucking Democrat, why does every single Democrat say Obama was looking
like he was right?
He did everything right and you guys still fucking criticized him.
He did everything right.
He fucking bombed fucking civilians all the time.
You guys don't care about that.
Yes, I do.
I do.
But Gaza has been destroyed for the last fucking two years.
Gaza and Israel fucking doesn't have anything to fucking do with us.
It really fucking doesn't.
You're telling me you care about brown people in the Middle East.
I don't care about anybody in the Middle East.
Why do I care about the Jews or the Muslims fucking murdering each other?
I've been doing it for the last thousand years.
Why do I fucking care?
How could you care about Obama bombing the Middle East, but you don't care about Israel?
I care about bombing civilians from our president, dude.
But you don't care about fucking Obama bombing the Middle East.
Let's be fucking honest.
You don't care about those people.
You're fucking out here being like, do you, what about the Palestinians and the Jews?
I don't fucking care.
I think that there's, we have that.
What did Obama do wrong?
Obama is a fucking idiot, dude.
He fucked up our fucking our financial situation.
He made our debt worse.
He fucking ruined our relationship with fucking a whole bunch of different countries made
our fucking debt worse.
We run off of China, dude.
We, I'm never like, if I was the president, I'd say China go fuck off.
We're never paying your debt.
I don't care how much we bought out.
Yeah.
And then we stopped living.
You know how everything you look at says made in China?
There's a reason we're in debt.
Well, that's why we got to bring the fucking.
So, so that's why we got to do fucking manufacturing in America again.
And Trump's not going to do that.
It's just going to keep getting outsourced, dude.
No, he's literally doing tariffs.
So we don't do that.
He's doing tariffs.
But the, the terrorists raise the price of the goods.
The terror, the terrorists don't fucking raise the price of the goods.
They raise the price of your fucking, they raise the price of your imported shit.
But if you're not, if you're getting locally fucking done stuff, it's actually going to
lower the price.
Yeah.
So if America is going to find out that we can't just keep outsourcing stuff to child
labor and stuff's going to get really expensive.
But let me say, I am, let me, let me add the floor for a moment.
I am fucking sick and tired of getting ridiculed by both groups here.
Just I have been the fucking little fucking toilet of the group chat because I haven't
picked a side.
And it's because I think you're all fucking retarded.
Well, that's what happens.
If you choose to walk the path of the moderate, you're going to get fucking roasted by both
sides.
Everybody, everybody walks.
Yeah.
And that's stupid.
How can you be free thinking Tyler for the love of fucking.
I appreciate that.
I like Mac, but you're.
You want to know?
No, no.
No, hold up.
Let me, let me have the fucking floor for a minute.
Okay.
You want to know what initially made me left leaning and brainwashed me for like three
years was that I was pro choice.
I was pro choice.
I thought it was really fucking stupid that there was all these Republicans like, oh man,
we shouldn't, we shouldn't have fucking abortions.
And I was like, oh my God, like I got to fight against this.
I got to fight for the, for the guys that want to make that happen based on one issue.
No, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And then I start rooting for him.
All right.
Rooting for him, like a fucking sports team.
Then I go to college and take a couple of political science courses.
And I was like, huh, big government.
You want to pay all this fucking money.
Oh, wow.
Some of your social beliefs are not trying to get myself canceled here, but out there.
And I was like, wow, I don't agree with any of this actually.
And then I'm like, oh, well, let's see what the right says.
Maybe I'll enjoy what they say.
And it's like, oh, well, we don't think.
And it's just the polar opposite.
It is the most extremist belief on the other side.
And I was like, well, I agree with that.
The common ground is clearly somewhere in the middle here.
Like the, and, and, and I know Dan shits on me probably the most in the group chat, which
I find fucking hysterical because me and Dan more than anything, I know he is.
And I, I see right through that now, but the funniest thing is that I think me and Dan
are pretty much right hand in hand with one another.
He's just defending Trump a little bit more than I am.
I'm fucking more or less libertarian more than anything.
It's like, I like small government, but I like being a bro.
Me too.
I want me to, but I think I'm like this fucking, you know, real fucking socialist PC warrior.
Dan's not totally libertarian either because he's super for gun control too.
Like, you see what I mean?
Everybody has like that.
Oh, I'm right.
But oh, I'm left.
But and for me, it's like mine are so fucking in the middle.
Like I'm fucking pro choice, but I want small government and I really like guns, but I also
think that people shouldn't be discriminated against if they're fucking gay or like, I
don't give a shit.
Fucking identifies whatever the fuck you want.
I don't, I don't give a shit.
Like, and I will respect you for that.
There's a line.
I'm not going to like have you disrespect me because I misgendered you when you look
like a chick and I called you identify as a fucking velociraptor.
Like that's kind of fucked up.
But like my opinions are very in the middle.
Like I'm sorry, but Tyler, when you come at me and you're like, oh yeah, like you're a
fucking independent.
You got to take a side.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
I have strong beliefs on every subject and I agree with each party, usually on one or
the other.
There are a couple issues where I'm dead in the middle where I'm not in the middle because
a lot of the times these issues don't have a middle ground.
It's either you're fucking one way or the other.
And that's not a good answer.
Like no, no, don't come at me and tell me like, oh, I'm the scum of the earth because
I'm a moderate.
I just don't agree with this fucking stupid ass two party system.
If I don't agree with you, I'm not just going to say, oh, you're this like, and it wasn't
a coin flip when I, when I voted, I voted because I said, fuck it.
I agree more with what this guy has to say, even though I fucking despise him.
So I did it, but I fucking despise the other one less, but I agreed with much less.
I think of Kamala as a much better person than I do Trump, but I don't agree with more
of what she has to say than Trump.
So I voted that way.
I can appreciate that.
I think that was a good way to say it.
Actually.
But like, I'm not trying, like it's not that I'm in the middle and I'm flipping a coin.
That's not it.
I have distinct beliefs on everything, but there's not a place for me to be happy right
now.
So I tend to keep my mouth shut.
It's not because I don't want to fight, but it's because every fucking time I do open
my mouth, what happens in the group chat happens.
I catch flack from both groups.
Nobody agrees with me and that's fine.
And I will defend myself all day and night.
And I love getting people spun up over it.
But don't come at me and say, Oh, I can't pick a side because that's not true.
I fucking picked a side.
I definitely agree with you, Ali back with about like half the things I fucking agree
with you.
And that's why I think, you know, you're saying you being in the middle is appropriate.
But the thing is, I agree with the other half of the things that he says.
So that's where I know you're an extremist.
I know I don't, I don't agree with everything.
The fucking Democrats do.
Well, I fucking, you know, I think most of the shit they did since Joe Biden was president
was fucking stupid.
The social shit is what fucking drew the line for me.
Fucking like I care more about being financially solve, solve, solve.
Is that the word for it?
Financially solvent.
Like you know what I'm trying to say?
Like I care more about finances.
Actually, please just explain it to me without that adjective because I truly don't know
what you're trying to like financially.
Like like able to like, you know, pay for things and like it's, it's, and like, you
know, like have like extra money individually.
Okay.
I like, I want, like, I'm more interested in the financial aspect and like the more,
you know, um, like I care more about being able to pay for my groceries and having, you
know, it not just be me able to pay for my groceries, but everybody else pay for their
groceries and, you know, be able to take a vacation and do all that shit.
I care way more about being able to live a life that's like that than I care about social
issues.
And I, I really don't care to say that.
Like it's the thing though, dude, is that when you have a president in power, they're
gonna have to handle both of those.
The social issue part though, issues are always going to be there.
It's not like the Democrats are the only ones that address social issues.
Like social issues are going to exist one way or the other.
I'm aware, but I feel like even if it's just not enforcing anything for the, for the thing
that I'm trying to say though here is that the Democrats have gone so far into the social
issues and only care about the social issues to the point where they're just taking away
the financial aspect of things.
They're like, I agree.
We don't, we don't care how much money it's going to take, but we want to give all these
kids all this stuff.
It's like, yeah, that would be fucking great in a fucking utopia, but we can't fucking
just feed every single person and we can't house.
We can't give people free houses.
I disagree with that.
Casey, shut up.
I disagree with you on that too, because it's like, it's not like they aren't addressing
the other issues.
They just, I mean, sure.
They're a little bit more outspoken about their social beliefs, but dude, the right
wing is just as outspoken about their social beliefs or should I say opposition to the
left's social beliefs?
It's not like the left is caught up in the social shit.
They have game plans for foreign policy and their game plans for foreign policies is so
cowardly.
Like what the Republicans do is we use the military to threaten other countries.
And like, as much as you might disagree with that, it's an effective way to fucking to
do things.
I know.
That's one of the reasons why I voted for Trump.
But the Democrats refuse to threaten people.
They like, they think that we can, we can talk at, we can talk through a fucking war
with somebody.
Like, no, sometimes we got to get boots on the ground and fucking kill some people.
Now, I also don't agree with that.
And also I am one.
And the reason I voted for Trump is because I'm trying to stay away from, no, I'm not
saying like that we have to do it, but like the threat that we will do it, like it's like,
we are willing to do that.
Like settle the fuck down or we'll fucking do this shit.
But that's kind of what, before you cut me off, just let me give my piece here for like
five seconds.
The, so the left kind of did that with the whole middle Eastern shit with like, Oh, like
sending, sending missiles and all that shit over there, whether it be to Ukraine or Israel
and stuff, they're doing that.
They're being aggressive.
But when it comes from the place that it does, it's not like, I don't know, like threatening
really.
I could counterpoint to that.
You need a threatening figurehead behind it.
That's, that's, that's where I'm trying to go with that.
Like Kamala is not threatening.
No, is very much like, okay, everybody, we're going to make sure everything's okay here.
And yes, let's go America.
One America.
Like it's just like very, I don't know, corny and just fake.
And it all seems like a facade.
And every single time she speaks, she just never seems genuine.
It's like, she's always like not reading off a script, but it's like, she always rehearsed
bullet points of like what she wanted to talk about.
And it's like with Trump, he goes up there and he just says what's on his mind.
So that's like, so before we get too far, too far off that part, like what I like, what
I'm trying to say is that being said with the shit that comes off of Trump's mind pisses
me the fuck off.
Nine out of 10 times, not nine out of 10 times, seven out of 10 times.
I fucking hate what comes out of his mouth.
The other three out of 10 times like, fuck yeah.
But so however though, like what you said there is that the Democrats haven't been putting
up somebody who can be that threat to the rest of like the world that like I want to
talk.
I want to have the I want a guy who a perfect president would be a Teddy Roosevelt, a guy
who's not who's not going to take shit from anybody, but will fucking like still help
out people when they need it.
Like Teddy Roosevelt was the perfect combination of things because he fucking hated, he hated
the fucking like the super rich.
He hated like the Rockefellers.
Oh yeah.
He hated all those guys.
He hated all that shit.
But also in other countries tried to like, you know, pull shit.
Like Teddy Roosevelt would be like, no, fuck you.
You're going to fucking listen to what we say or we're going to come down there.
We're going to kick the shit out of you.
Like I think JFK is what we I really need.
I fucking kill them.
I know.
But God, I don't know.
Like it's we need and I think that so the reason I say JFK and the reason I praise Obama
so much and this is something that you guys see me harp on time and time and time again
is we keep arguing over which side is doing it better and we can't be doing that right
now.
We can't be doing right now doing that right now.
We are in such a tumultuous time as a country.
I mean, neither side is completely right.
I know what we need.
We need to fucking come together just a fucking little bit.
And we are so, so, so far.
And I'm not even going to go into that whole thing about how Trump is the one that started
this culture, which he did, but it doesn't fucking matter.
I don't even that wasn't even a factor.
That's the problem, though.
It's not.
And that no, it is.
It is a fucking.
It's not a fucking problem because you fucking people get fucking so upset about fucking
political views.
Just fucking shut the fuck up and listen to fucking.
How do you listen to fucking reason?
The group chat.
Listen, listen to fucking reason.
Listen to fucking reason.
Like everybody cares so much about fucking everything that's that's not even fucking
should be political.
It should be social issues, social issues and fucking political stuff should not be
together.
Like, I don't understand why they fucking intertwine.
The Democrats are so fucking rotted to the core with social justice and shit that they
can't fucking see beyond that.
The Republicans, the Republicans are so fucking crazy that they fucking keep going against
that.
And it's just a fucking battle between those two.
I get it.
Yeah, it's the extremes.
You're saying that they shouldn't be focusing on social issues.
Then why the fuck is the right so heavy on fucking anti-choice?
Why is it like you need a more?
I don't fucking care about anti-choice.
I'm not saying that's like one of the main.
I understand that.
But what I'm saying is that neither side should care about any social shit.
It should be financial.
It should be what's best for our fucking country.
You guys in the states can figure out what you fucking want with your fucking things.
But if you don't, if you don't care about social shit or in policy like foreign policy
and financial shit, all that shit, it's not you can't just say, oh, that's social.
That's for the people.
If you don't care about social shit, that's how fucking segregation started.
That is not the fucking thing that happened with segregation.
You fucking idiot.
If you say we don't care about social shit, that's fucking racism.
It doesn't.
You think that if we fucking did this shit, you think that if you fucking think do you
actually fucking think that if we didn't have regulations, that segregation would be the
law, the land.
I think that people would be inherently racist because people are inherently, you know, inclined
to stick with their own people.
So are you saying that's a bad thing or not?
I'm saying that slavery and segregation is a bad thing.
Do you think that, but, but what you were saying is that people tend to be in their
own groups.
If it's not a federally segregation was a federally, like I don't, I don't, if one group
is in power, if one group is in power, then they are always going to want to be in control.
They're never going to want to be equal.
Yeah.
If they have the option to be the upper class and they're not regulated there and they can
just be born into inequality that benefits them, there's no reason to change.
You need somebody to fucking snuff that shit out.
So people have fucking rights.
That's what America is for.
We all have the same fucking rights.
You fucking Mongoloids.
But Tyler, why did slavery happen?
Why did slavery go on for 300, 400 years?
Casey, listen to you fucking, let me fucking talk.
Let me fucking talk.
We don't all have the same rights though.
They fucking exploit women on the fucking pro-choice pro-life thing.
Like that's, you want to talk about a fucking social issue.
That's it right there.
Yeah.
Because so, so people use women to do pro-choice.
No, because people use the Democrats are using women just from that thing because that one
issue will get women on their fucking side.
And guess what?
Because the other side's fucking opinion on it is garbage.
It's not the entire other side.
It's a fucking group.
So listen, it's the same fucking thing with your, with, with the left side that cares
so much about this shit.
And there's a, there's a minority that's super loud that talks about this shit that's on
your side.
That's fucking crazy.
There's a minority on my side that goes fucking crazy with this shit.
I'm like, Hey, how about we both shut the fuck up and just fucking focus on things that
actually matter.
So fucking, you know what?
I already fucking said my opinion on abortion.
I don't agree with it, but that doesn't mean that other people shouldn't fucking be able
to do it.
And guess what?
That's my fucking opinion.
And that's how I think it should be.
I don't agree with it personally, but it doesn't affect me personally when you're doing it.
So just, I don't like it, but it doesn't mean that I don't think that you should have the
right to do it.
I think that's how everybody should fucking look at it.
Just leave it the fuck alone.
Let people do whatever the fuck they want.
I think I'm as a moderate now when I vote for them, even though I disagree with them,
but I still come under fire for it, right?
I don't understand fucking anti Christ.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The other side is going too far.
The left is going too far, right?
Like we're going to make, I know that's what I'm saying.
We're going to make fucking, you know, five year olds get trans gender surgery.
And if you don't like it, then you're, you know, transphobic like fuck you.
Like you are, they, they're the reason that, you know, people on the other side are getting
so extreme.
It's because we're getting so fucking extreme.
That's the fucking thing is that the left kept on going farther and farther and farther.
So the whites response to that was going for Casey.
Just this fucking listen.
I mean, that was me.
I'm agreeing, but they keep going farther and farther and fucking farther.
And it started, no, but that's what I'm trying to say is that the right was a response to
the left going as far as they did.
It started with the left literally like, okay, I don't disagree with gay marriage.
I'm going to say that outright.
Okay.
I think that gay people are fine.
Like I, I, I have gay friends.
I have fucking hopes.
But like, but like what I'm trying to say is that when we started with gay marriage,
the whole thing was okay.
Gay marriage is a thing.
They have the equal rights.
They can get fucking married.
They can do that.
Okay.
Whatever.
And then after that, they started pushing more and more.
Like it's, it's, it's the thing where you give them an inch, they'll take a mile type
thing.
So, and you know, it went from being, all right, we have the right to marry to, uh,
we, you, uh, we're going to keep putting it, we're going to tell your kids, uh, that it's
okay to cut their dicks off to a point.
Like it started off with just being like, Hey, we're okay with that.
We'll, we'll, it's like, all right, gay people are fine.
But then you get to the point where you're chemically castrating children.
That's a fucking problem.
And that's why the more extreme they just keep pushing, like they keep pushing the envelope.
It's like, where's the, where's the stopping point?
That's my fucking thing.
It's like, you're going to, what is the stopping point after that?
Like, okay, let's say if transgender ism is completely accepted 100%, where's the next
fucking goalpost?
Where are they going to go?
Uh, fucking like is, is just like, is, you know, assisted suicide going to be like the
thing, not to like critically ill patients or anything like just because you feel sad,
you can get critically, you can get assisted.
That's the thing actually.
I already just starting that that's in my Canada, but not here.
What I'm saying is, but like what I'm saying is like, I don't, I don't disagree with gay
marriage.
I don't think that like trans people should be like executed and put in camps and stuff.
Like I think that like, I'm like, I think that if a person's above the age of 18, they
can make their own fucking choice.
But what I'm saying is like, like the whole thing is that you're trying to do this, but
you're also semi indoctrinating children.
And like, that's the, I think that was the big line for, for most Republican people is
that they went from, you know, telling it's like, all right, you can like, like, okay,
my kid has a gay teacher.
They're going to talk about, you know, you know, being married to a man.
All right, that's fine.
But then there's like, Hey, how about these transgender things?
And there's also 6 million genders that you can be.
And this is like all the different like sexualities that you can be.
It's like, all right, I don't care that you're gay, but you're just pushing it further and
you're, and you're trying to indoctrinate my children into that.
Like I don't appreciate that.
I pretty much agree with that.
I don't think you should indoctrinate children.
I don't think, you know, transgender surgery should be legal if you're a fucking child.
I just, I think on the other side, you shouldn't fucking indoctrinate children with religion
either because that's just the opposite.
That's why I'm saying bulls.
The fucking LGBTQ fucking organization is becoming its own religion.
It's basically the less religion.
Let's be real.
If we're looking at it from a fucking like from a lens, they have their tenants that
you have to be.
You have to follow these rules.
If you don't follow these rules, you're labeled as a heretic, AKA somebody who's a transphobe
or homophobic.
It's like they it's its own religion.
It's the left's version of religion.
They have a lot of support from like dumb, uninformed people and so does you know, MAGA.
So it's basically the most uninformed, like, you know, unsentient beings just going at
it because like they told them to basically they're pitting them against each other.
But like let's let's be real.
When we were in, we were in school, did they tell you fucking that there were six million
genders?
I don't think they're clay.
There's six million, whatever, seventy three or whatever did like did they when you were
in biology class, what did they tell you?
So you know, I knew there was straight people right to genders and there was bi people and
there was gay people and there was like, you know, cross cross dressers, which is what
was more of like a taboo term, I guess, like being a trans.
It was called transvestite back then.
Yeah, that's like an offensive term or something now, I guess.
But like back when we were in school, I was told in biology class from my science teacher
that there are only two genders.
There is male and female.
There's XX chromosomes and there's XY chromosomes.
That makes you a male or a female.
But you also learned that sometimes dysfunctionalities happen and some people get XXY chromosomes
or something.
But like the thing is that was a that was a outlier.
That was a rare thing.
And now we're taking the outliers and making them the main point of things, which is the
problem.
I think that my problem with the left is that they take the outliers and they say that the
outliers are what we should all strive for and all protect.
It's like, listen, I don't think that the the the the the trans and all these like communities
need to be constantly represented.
And I think it's also another thing with like the culture war that goes on.
Like it pushed so far into like every movie, like in like like in Hollywood and in the
TV shows.
You had to have a quota of black people.
You had to have a quota of this was like an actual thing.
Like you had to have like X amount of black people in your show.
You had an X amount of women in your show.
You had to have X amount of gay people in your show.
You had to have this much time for representation in the script and stuff.
And and they did that.
And they it's this isn't even like in politics, but like the whole culture of America, they
pushed it so far into this shit where it's like it gets to the point where it's like
unrealistically showing more of the group than there actually is in like that country.
Like they're like the trans community in the United States is less than I think three percent
or two percent or something.
But the media would make you think that like 17 or 18 percent of all of America is transgender.
Like it's it's it's kind of like you don't need to push this so far into like the highlighting
lens that it's like overtaking everything.
Like I think that specific this but like Tyler, that's what they said about black people joining
the MLB back in nineteen forty like why like why do we have to represent fucking black
people in this sport?
You know they have basically the same argument, but the thing is it's getting to the point
now where like I said it started with you know and implementing like the desegregating
things and like making like football teams with black and white kids on it and it started
like like that's the whole like that's the whole thing and I get that that's the right
side of history to be on.
But we're getting to the point where everybody has basically like on paper they basically
have the same rights.
So they're just going off in like into like the fucking left field and taking out weird
fringe groups that they're like all right we already have black people have equal rights.
They have equal voting rights.
They can own homes.
They can do all it's like okay they're equal now.
All right we're taking women.
They have the right to own a home.
They have equal right to get a job.
They have equal rights.
Okay all right now okay gay people you now have the right to marry.
You have equal rights.
I'm like that you have legally you're able to do this.
So they're like all right what else and they just keep so the left keeps on having to find
a victim to fucking put up on a pedestal.
That's one of my biggest problems with the left is that they use victimhood to progress
their things.
It's like is victimizing these people like I feel like it's almost insulting but they
all eat it up like if like if I was a quote unquote marginalized group and they're like
hey we're going to give you all this stuff because you can't do this.
You can't do this on your own.
So we're going to give you all this stuff.
It's like it's almost insulting.
If I was in like a thing and they're like hey you're a straight right guy.
We don't believe that you can do this without our help.
Like that's that's it's like the Democrats and specifically the left and all these people
like it's almost like talking down to these people and you're using them as your new victim
pet.
Hey look we're giving all this stuff to our new victim.
Hey look look this is a new victim over here.
We're going to give all these guys stuff.
It's like you ever see that picture from like the office of like Michael Scott like shaking
the hand of that one guy where it's like it's like it's it feels like that force like hey
we're shaking the hands of somebody.
And like it's like the more you other these people and the more that you make them a victim
the less likely people are to take them seriously as a actual thing.
And I think that's the main problem with the left is that they victimize people so much
to the point where once they get their things they have to find a new victim and every time
that they find a new victim it gets more and more out there.
Like I feel like that's what they like the main.
That's why I say where's the stopping point.
Like you got to find another victim after after you you get everything for these people.
It's like so are we going to start giving like dogs rights.
Are we going to give them like you know voting rights.
It's like well this dog.
I think the next thing is robots right.
We're going to give people fucking robots right to get married to be like treated as
legal beings like can robots be fucking tried for murder.
We're going to Detroit become.
Yeah I think there's a lot of people that are fucking taking it too far like on the
fucking left like once they got to the point where it's like we want to start cutting like
fucking kids dicks off.
It was like that went too far but I think like the rights response to it was like we're
going to become actual Nazis and tell you not to cut to kids dicks off that that's also
taking it too far.
So I mean I see what you're saying.
Valley Mac are you even still there.
Oh no he said his internet was shitting the bed, but like you get where I'm coming from
with that.
It's like we need a new victim and like like what what ends up being like once like it's
it's like a fucking kid playing with a toy.
Once that toy isn't shiny and new and like what they want to do we they go on to the
next toy, but like I feel like they milk dry every single fucking thing that they do and
like it's getting to the point where like having fucking like a rainbow flag flying
at the Capitol like underneath the American flag is getting comically like just stupid.
Is it though because because Trump just banned the pride flags and the BLM flags from any
government building.
Do you think that's a bad thing.
I well I mean you had like didn't you have some kind of symbol when like segregation
was like Martin Luther King.
You had whites only signs.
No I mean did did they have like a symbol of their movement.
I mean I guess it's the black power fist thing maybe yeah.
So is it bad to celebrate Martin Luther King for you know going against segregation.
No the thing that's not the same thing is what I'm saying is if you put the fucking
rainbow flag underneath the American flag it's kind of showing like this is what we
this is this is the new this is the new regime if you don't like it then you don't belong
here type things like it's coming it's getting like the rainbow flag and whatever the fuck
that weird diamond thing on the rainbow flag is now like the weird like thing like it's
and they keep adding and removing stuff.
It's like like it's it's it's a fucking it's almost a religious symbol at this point you
know like you know how how like like Catholics and Christians have like crosses and stuff
and like they have like cross flags.
How would you feel if there was a giant cross flag underneath the American flag.
So you're saying we can't have crosses on flags basically yeah I kind of agree with
that like like I don't think you should be able to have a cross or any religious symbols
on the flags.
Okay then what about the people who who are so so so you're agreeing with me here okay.
So what I'm saying is if there was a giant cross flag underneath not a giant but like
the same size as the American flag and at the Capitol they had a giant cross like a
giant crucifix like flag underneath the American flag.
How would you feel about that.
Yeah no I wouldn't approve of that.
So so but but when you're looking at it so from the other side people putting up the
rainbow flag underneath the American flag that's like the same fucking thing.
It's basically them saying fuck you if you don't like this fuck you but did not the
like the Mississippi flag till twenty twenty one have the fucking Confederate you know
battle flag as part of its design.
I appreciate you and understanding that I was the battle flag and it wasn't the actual
flag of the Confederate.
So if we're going to still have you know this thing that supports racism and you know slavery.
It got taken off though that's what I'm saying twenty twenty one but like I'm saying it got
taken off but we're talking about was one hundred and eighty years later.
But what I'm talking about here is the is like I think at government buildings you shouldn't
have either like things you know what I'm talking about how you shouldn't have a rainbow
flag just like you shouldn't have a crucifix flag.
So then are you saying that the statues of Robert E. Lee should be demolished.
No that's not that's not the same thing like well like I don't think so America.
I think that like statues of generals and wars and stuff.
It's not just a symbol of that.
It's a symbol of all the men that lost their lives during that thing.
It's not just like the pro slavery side of the south like right but they've lost their
lives for the wrong reason just because you lost your life for the wrong reason.
Does that mean you shouldn't be memorialized like at all.
Do you think if you if you're a bad person you don't deserve a gravestone.
So you're saying like the Germans that fought for the Nazis and World War Two.
I obviously think you know they're not fucking Nazis and they're not you know to blame but
I'd say so.
But OK let's say you were conscripted into the German army.
You had you fought in the German army.
Yeah most of them were conscripted.
That's what I'm saying.
Like you're conscripted into the German army you fought for the German army.
You fought for the wrong side.
You die in battle.
You shouldn't have a memorial for your for you and your squad that died in battle because
you fought for the wrong side.
No I'm not blaming those people that you know are conscripted or just kind of tried to defend
their own land because they had to because they lived in the south.
But like like what I'm saying is like should you not have a memorial for people who did
that.
Like I feel like I'm of the fucking mind where even if like they're the worst bad guys ever
like.
You know the Germans during World War Two the people that fought weren't the fucking
guys who made the decisions.
They were just men that fought.
Sure you can have a memorial for them but putting up a statue of Robert E Lee is a different
story.
So Robert E Lee like the statue of him specifically that got taken down.
It was also a memorial for the for the south like people like it wasn't just like a Robert
E Lee statue and also Robert E Lee was a respected general before he joined the south and the
whole thing with Robert E Lee that I think I've went over the story before is that he
wasn't like super fucking like you know gun ho I love the south.
He fucking was devastated when he had when he told Abraham Lincoln that he wasn't going
to be able to fight for the union because he'd have to fight against Virginia.
And then the thing is even back then.
So back then Robert E Lee's house was less than 10 miles away from the White House.
It's still there.
You can still go to it.
It's the Lee house in Arlington National Cemetery.
It's less than 10 miles away from the White House and even Abraham Lincoln himself you
know the leader of the United States and General Grant and all these guys said do not go to
Lee's house.
Do not capture it.
This is like just leave leave the Lee house alone.
Like that's how much respect they had for even back then.
So I'm saying like not just like just because he fought for the wrong side doesn't mean
that he shouldn't be have a have a memorial.
Okay.
Well then why in Germany can't you put a bit such of Hitler up because he was the fucking
the general like there like he wasn't a general.
He was like the figurehead of it.
I don't think that we should have like fucking what the fuck was the president of the Confederacy
his name.
I know I can see his stupid face.
Jefferson Davis.
I'm not saying that we should have like Jefferson Davis statues and stuff.
I'm saying there probably is and you know the deep south.
But what I'm saying is that I don't agree with the Jefferson Davis statue because he
didn't fight in the war.
He was just like the figurehead of the south.
A guy who was in the war who was a general for an army that had several thousand hundred
thousand people die.
I feel like him being on a memorial isn't just being like oh we love Robert E. Lee.
It's a memorial not only to him but to everybody who fought like during that.
And at the end of the day as much as some people will disagree with it we everybody
who fought in the Civil War was an American.
Every single person that fought in the Civil War even after the war when they then they
read when they read it they were Americans.
They died Americans at the end.
Like if you were in the south and you fought during the Civil War and you survived the
Civil War and you died after the war you died as an American.
Like we like in the whole thing is we were fighting our brothers at that point.
Like literally sometimes you were fighting your brother.
Like there was a really sad like documented story that I heard of a saw two sons from
the same family fought on different sides and the one son from the north of the union
was doing a bayonet charge against the south and he stabbed the guy and when he looked
down it was his brother.
Oh sure.
And like this is the type of shit that was going.
Like brothers were literally fighting brothers in the war.
Like it was it was it was an awful war.
It was an awful time in American history.
But I don't think that the brother who got stabbed with the bayonet just because he fought
for the wrong side shouldn't be memorialized.
Yeah.
So you're saying like the German you know the German people that fought for the Nazis
shouldn't be necessarily called Nazis.
People in you know the south that fought for the Confederacy are not necessarily racist.
So like basically the party in control can can you know take control of them and make
them do fight for what they want to do.
Like I think that's happening now with Trump basically.
So do you think like Nazi symbolism should just be banned from like America basically?
I should be able to so what I what I think I because I'm a more of a free speech absolutist.
I don't think Nazi symbols or any symbol in general should be banned.
I just don't think that you know like I said I don't think that flags should be flown at
the Capitol that aren't United States flags and shit.
Like I think that like like if you if you as a fucking random like person just want
to buy a Nazi flag I don't think it's a fucking cool thing.
But I don't think it should be like I don't think any symbol should be fucking just completely
banned like you know how like that's like it sounds.
Semi fucking stupid.
That's like this symbol you cannot ever have ever because it was a bad symbol.
So it's like it's a fucking I like I could draw a swastika on a piece of paper like an
NP will be like bad symbol never bad.
It's like it's like it's a fucking drawing right.
But down should neo-Nazi hate groups be banned that are saying like oh we support this and
we fucking support the Nazis vision to purify the white race.
Should that be bad that is bad.
It's already fucking hate speech like that.
No it's not.
It's not it's not illegal to be neo-Nazi is not illegal to be a neo-Nazi but actively
like doing hate speech towards people is illegal like if they want to do their hate back and
forth to each other.
That's one thing but when you're actively attacking another person with hate speech
that's that's a that's a crime.
Now hate speech isn't illegal it's only if you do it why committing another crime.
So if you like do something physical.
Oh hey what's up.
Oh yo Ali back.
Hello hello.
Hello.
All right am I back in.
Yes all right good shit.
If you do something what's the argument is still reaching here.
Yes it is.
It's actually more of an agreement.
It's not it's not it's not illegal to just say something verbal though it's not it's
not illegal to commit hate speech unless you do something physical along with it.
But the whole thing I don't kind of get to is as like as a person like do you think that
we so so are you a person that's for limiting that free speech.
Do you think that you should be able to say whatever you want or do you think that some
words are just too bad that you can't say.
I think that you should be able to say whatever you want but I agree that basically hate speech
should be banned like like the fucking I don't think neo-nazis should be allowed to exist
or like you know a group that just inherently is exists to fucking hate people like the
Westboro Baptist Church.
I think that should be fucking manned to.
So what about the like the like a black supremacist group.
Do you think that should be allowed to if they're saying like you know kill all the
white people then I say that shouldn't exist now all right then I I agree with that I'm
just saying like I don't think that this should be a double standard for one side but black
place matters not saying like kill all the white people is just saying like we want equal
rights but black lives matter has done a lot of fucking shady shit.
There's a lot of people there's a lot of extremists in every group.
I said I would say that might be like yeah we got to kill all the white people like that.
I feel like is a problem in itself is that I feel like that's another thing with the
left that I feel like there's a double standard that you can say kill all the white people
and the people on the left would be like all right whatever.
But if you say kill all black people I'm saying this as a as a hypothetical by the way do
not take that out of context.
It would be you know you say like we're like we're taking this too far guys like we're
saying like we should just kill ourselves if we're white like I'm going to say that
we're fucking taking this too far and we should shut this down but like like do you think
that like but do you like do you agree that like there's almost a double standard with
that where you can say we should kill all white people and it's almost given a pass
but if you say kill all black people you're automatically nailed to a cross.
Yeah I guess I agree for some people you know it's like that I mean personally for not for
me it's not like that but I think a lot of people have taken it too far now.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then we don't disagree on that.
Ali back how you doing.
Okay.
I got I got to wrap this up relatively soon so I can you know get out of here and hit
the gym but I can I can probably say for a big gym guy in case anybody out there hasn't
heard.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just I'm just I'm still in this you know you want to honestly
I know we've been gone for a minute I blame Dan for this Dan is the Donald Trump of our
group chat.
He really is he just tries to piss everybody off.
Yeah he is in he's incited just mass political just he's dividing us politically so you can
either be like me you can be a liberal or you can be a conservative like Tyler you can
be you know independent moderate free thinker like Ali Mack or you could just fucking want
to piss people off control them like Dan.
You want to know what Dan was getting Dan got me a lot actually to be to be quite honest
he's got me quite a bit.
Dan is literally like he's told us in person that he's trying to fish for your your your
responses and for a while I just thought he was genuinely trying to piss me off because
up to that point leading up to it there was a couple discussions and I forgive me I'm
a little drunk right now I can't remember what they were but there was a couple where
I was I was genuinely just trying to have a discussion with him and I could tell that
I was getting Dan riled up quite a bit and he wasn't even really saying anything to get
me riled up and I think that this may be a little bit retaliatory on his end which is
to be honest I do the same thing.
No he's just really good at it.
He is because he literally tells you I'm just trying to troll you like I'm not I'm not actually
serious and he's still I know but how many people say that shit it's like no but knowing
Dan that's actually what he's doing.
I know I know but how many how many times have you been arguing with someone and you
hit him with like zinger after zinger after zinger and you get him backed into a corner
and they go oh man bro bro I was just I was just trying to see how pissed I could get
you and it's like and this does not apply to Dan but the way you feel in that moment
is like fuck you you son of a bitch like I fucking had you dead to rights and then you
backed out like you didn't mean any of it and it's like yes yes now that is how Dan
is and the last time he kind of had me on it was about the whole 9 11 AI thing.
What are we talking about and I had I had train man texted me and train man's like what
the fuck is Dan on about right now and it's like well I don't know.
Didn't I have you about the Joseph Pfeiffer thing.
You did but you I could that wasn't done intentionally Casey because I have under what the fuck based
off based off of the way that you guys talk about me on the podcast.
So I'm on good authority that you did not think that I listened to the podcast.
I listened to that one and I came back to the podcast I said what the fuck were you
talking about the same way Tyler was saying there was fucking holes in Antarctica.
So I just I opened up my Facebook page and I just got fucking slammed with this a dude
that I went to high school with who is a known you know like I'd known gay guy at my school
he just goes it just post this just so everybody knows I take hormones and I have little boobs
now I also do gay porn have a wonderful day like what the fuck what the fuck is that shit
like I don't want to open up my Facebook and just fucking see that that's fucking insane
like what the fuck I just did so many so many.
So I'm going to fucking cut my cock off.
I would say I'm Tyler that no fuck I Tyler I would say I was trying to derail us there
but I wasn't but I am so I got into a little fucking hipster me.
I've been wanting to and I've been buying vinyl records for a while.
I do that finally got a turntable fucking fucking fleeced someone for a fucking Sony
really nice Bluetooth player.
I don't have a stereo system for it so I'm using a Bluetooth speaker so it doesn't really
do fucking anything because the whole point of having a vinyl player is that it's all
analog and you can hook it up to a stereo system and it's like a very warm sounding
thing but if you fucking compress it into a Bluetooth signal it's no different than
a shitty mp3 file actually it's even shittier so we're working on the stereo regardless
I'm building up my collection all the records I want to buy are so fucking expensive you
can buy me for that's what I do by Kanye West fuck that though I don't want reprints because
all right look so the whole reason I got this thing is because I'm a true fucking audio
file I fucking love really good audio fidelity which is hysterical because I'm fucking deaf
in one ear so like you'd think I wouldn't appreciate that stuff but I really do because
like I can sense it I can hear it I'm in tune with it and I fucking love it yeah he's like
Beethoven but the original prints of these fucking albums that I really wanted to get
that I used to have on CDs are so expensive my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by Kanye
West on Amazon goes for $75 and that's a reprint you go on eBay and you get an original print
which is still way too fucking expensive oh if you want to go to a place where you can
actually build up your collection for relatively cheap over there's a bunch of record stores
over in no but in in the mall which one Crossgates they have a Newberry comics there and they
have a whole bunch of like weird albums that like I think that like you are the ones that
you're like looking for and like they have a whole bunch of fucking records there like
I go there a lot to pick up like new ones like they don't just have like the standard
like you know oh yeah the Beatles we got you know Taylor Swift and stuff like they have
like fucking some weird deep cuts there that I'm like oh all right well the new shit it
regardless of who it's from the new shit is cheap yeah when you go back for the old cuts
like for example like I'm looking at blueprint 3 by Jay-Z another fucking like one of my
favorite albums I had it on a CD as a kid it's not even known as one of Jay-Z's best
albums but it's the one that had a run this town death of autotune Venus versus Mars couple
other fucking heaters on there forever young with mr. Hudson oh yeah that's a that's a
really good album that one the reprint on Amazon goes for $32 let's check it out on
eBay let's see how much that one goes for because eBay I'm noticing is my best friend when it
comes to vinyl you really don't want to fuck with Amazon for anything the one place which
is actually really really really good and I hate supporting massive companies like this
but the one that's really good for new records unfortunately is Walmart yeah I wouldn't yeah
it is Walmart is really good for new original print vinyl so the thing that I I like because
I I thought that I wanted to do like the the old school and like get like the old records
and I realized that that was just too much fucking money what I ended up doing was you
know I like so what I found is I like like the special edition of the records that have
like you know like the like the like the weird blue record or like a fucking like starburst
like formation in a clear record or like they have like art like pieces on the record like
I found I really like those types of ones so that's the ones that I've been going with
but it seems like you want to go with the more you know classic stuff but like I like
the special edition like I have on Post Malone's Beerbongs and Bentley's and the the clear one
I have that and I also like this is like I don't know why I'm talking just Post Malone
but he has two pretty cool like looking records and then Hollywood's Bleeding he has like
a it's a really cool like deep purple fucking coloring and I really like that it was really
cool like I like well whenever are you going but like the thing is like it's not only like
I like listening to the music but like I have it in my living room on my on my record player
just like out there and it's a really nice like conversation piece being like yo is that
a purple record and it's like oh yeah it's it's this it's Post Malone's fucking Hollywood
Bleed like all that shit like you like that album I'm not even shitting on you but do
you do you I I was never really that big of a big of a slough for that one I'll be honest
I liked it I liked the the the Ozzy feature I liked you know fucking like the actual song
Hollywood's Bleeding I liked you know that's the only song off that album I like is Hollywood's
Bleeding I like Take What You Take Take Take What You Want From Me I think that's the one
I like I like Better Now that one's on that I like like I like a lot of the songs on it
and I also is the coolest looking record that he has it's like a deep purple look I also
got the My Chemical Romance special edition Three Cheers for Sweet Sweet Revenge and it's
a clear record and it looks like it has blood drops in it which is pretty cool so here's
the thing when you can get special editions the old ones but for the most part special
edition like the the weird Prince of Vinyl is like a lot of these artists back in the
day for the most part like so vinyl was in its height between the 60s and the 90s that
was like the era of vinyl actually no I would say 60s to late 70s because then the cassette
tape even though it's a shittier audio fidelity was so much more convenient that it came at
the cost of some audio fidelity but nobody fucking gave a fuck about that it was so much
cheaper to put it on cassettes so cassettes took over for a little while vinyl kept its
crowd because people are like what the fuck I swapped to cassettes and these things suck
cock compared to this but it was like cassettes were huge in the car and everything so cassettes
caught on then CD was the best of both worlds because you had the audio fidelity and you
had the compactivity but vinyls are the only analog that we have now because CD is digital
yeah so it's all been compressed to a certain extent and what really blew me away was so
I had I got a cassette of Clancy by 21 Pilots because I got for like four bucks it was super
cheap like right after the album came out and I was like how can I not fucking buy this
thing so I did and it was like I thought it was really cool how it sounded warm but I
noticed that like there was in certain areas like the mids and the highs there was a little
bit better audio fidelity it sounded a little bit like closer than what digital does like
you can almost sniff out the compression a little bit to a certain extent so I started
fucking doing this vinyl shit Clancy and I know but yeah so I have a tape of Clancy
but I also bought one of the first days the album came out I bought the vinyl of Clancy
and I bought the vinyl of Clancy through Walmart because Walmart had the coolest vinyl it's
a black and red swirl and it just looks sick Amazon had one that was actually remarkably
cheaper but it was just this shitty just like solid color neon yellow and it just didn't
it just didn't look good to me it's like part I'd be lying so most of it for me is the audio
of it I like it I like knowing that's the analog it's the closest you can get to what
that music sounded like in the stair in the in the studio but another part of it is the
tactile feel of this is my autism speaking of just having the podcast is our autism speaking
I know I know but it's like you can touch the the music that you really like and when
you find an album that you really like is it you there's so many of us we like a song
or two off of an album but like I'm not gonna fucking buy a vinyl of an album I like a song
or two off of like I will shamelessly admit that today knowing that I was gonna fucking
fleece this woman for fucking vinyl player and thank God there's nothing wrong with it
the thing is actually phenomenal but uh I spent fucking I spent 90 dollars on stadium
arcade by uh the red hot chili peppers because that's one that that's probably my favorite
album of all time it's just a heater and it's four it's four vinyls because it's a long
ass album they had a bunch of B they had a bunch of uh B sides that they fucking threw
on there because they're like ah we don't want to get rid of them and even the B sides
are fucking sick my favorite fuck it fuck B side we'll have two full vinyls with A and
B of A sides and then we'll have two other vinyls of B sides yeah I spent 90 on that
today I'm not happy doing it that way my favorite record I ever got was when it first came out
was when um flower boy by Tyler the creator came out it came out with a special gold edition
uh vinyl that was like metallic gold colored and it's so fucking cool and it's so expensive
now but like I bought it when it first came out so I got it for I think 50 bucks like
for for like it was brand new like the album literally just came out and I just happened
to be like on like the pre-order list for the uh the gold edition and like that thing's
so fucking cool looking it's so nice looking and it's a great album too fucking flower
boy is one of my favorite albums like I love flower boy and that's the thing is just god
damn I love it I love it it's so great god damn well I think we gotta wrap this up I
think we do Tyler's gotta go to the gym bro yeah Tyler Tyler's gotta work out yeah dude
you gotta get swole Tyler get out there um if you uh fucking hate not to use email us
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thing and as always be kind to yourself I need silver we out fuck off for all we know
robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever
been a cyborg or a robot do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck
no no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts extended episode where the fuck did the pyramids come
from where the fuck did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and
become ghosts they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
aliens exist somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay then they are extra terrestrials
they are aliens i do not negotiate with
eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump nothing
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has taken it to
the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that
you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a
cage they're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it
open you're going to see blood gods no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which
by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually
worked with the fucking nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil
okay he's not fucking doing this shit george soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking
leader for all this shit he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get
it okay everybody likes oh donald trump the fucking word person out there fuck trump right
fuck trump fuck trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill
gage it's fucking elon musk it's everyone out there everybody says
so
The fair politicians have paid off by the fucking billionaires.
That fucking talk of you, the Total Cleaners!