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Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

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I do not negotiate with animals.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Hey yo, welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 95.

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You think it's after 100 we can call Untitled Podcast Season 2?

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I think so.

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I can make a new theme song and shit.

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Like after 100 it'll be Season 2.

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I'm here with Tyler and joining us again is our special guest Kyle Franklin from Survive

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the 6.5 Podcast.

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What's up?

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What's up big dog?

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Hey welcome back.

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I'm too, I'm so happy.

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This is my favorite podcast.

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We've had a very politically charged conversation in the group chat the last week and a half

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since fucking Trump did all his shit.

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It's just been wild.

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There's been a lot of shit that's been going on.

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I don't really, I mean I haven't really been paying attention to politics like I said last

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episode since Trump won.

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I'm just kind of fucking politics out you know.

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Well that's how he gets you though.

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Is he like gets you all riled up and then once he like starts throwing people in ovens

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you like not, you don't care about it.

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What the hell did you say?

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Casey's going from a long knife straight to the other.

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Kyle, you said your one of your friends is was deported and they had visas or something.

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I don't know what happened.

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I like all I know is I showed up and gathered them up.

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They have green cards.

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They have visas.

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They're both like less than two months away from their.

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What do you call it?

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Citizenship tests and we don't know what happened to them.

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And that's it.

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That's my dog.

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He just disappeared.

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Nice.

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What's the difference between a green card and a visa?

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Well I think they got their visa at first to work and then you know I think they got

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whatever the green card like to work towards a citizenship or something like that.

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I don't know how you know immigration works because I'm fucking stupid but it's just one

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of those things where it's a you know tricky situation and in total you know there's a

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lot of moving parts I feel like.

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Yeah.

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So Trump lost your support pretty much you said.

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He's definitely he's definitely on my shit list right now.

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I think he's on a lot of people's list and then you know what and then you know I'm gonna

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say this cocksucker thinks a good idea to abolish federal income tax.

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Like it sounds good but now I'm gonna have to what pay 40 percent sales tax here in New

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York State.

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You know New York State's going to take advantage of that shit.

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New York State is fucking brutal with fucking everything.

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Like I can't even breathe without getting fucking tax for it.

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We're gonna get an air tax soon probably.

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He's going to eliminate income tax so he wants to just so basically we don't have to pay

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taxes on our what on our paychecks anymore.

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They're probably going to do something else you know.

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They're probably going to leave but they'll make it up somehow.

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Like you know petroleum whatever.

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You know that.

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Yeah.

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Cigarettes go up fucking twenty dollars you know twenty dollars more pack.

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Dude I think that's one of the good things I'm happy that like I don't chain smoke cigarettes

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anymore because when I was fucking working back at the company that we both worked at

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I was smoking two packs a fucking day and it was rough.

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Like that was rough on the wallet.

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Rough on the lungs.

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Yeah I also love rough on the lungs.

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Were either of you guys there for terpening?

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No.

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I don't think so.

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This guy he was an interesting character but I remember he used to chain smoke cigarettes

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and there was a blizzard outside and I was working at Schenectady we got called on the

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air and I'm looking for him all over the station.

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I'm like where the fuck is this guy?

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So I open up the ambulance bay door.

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He was a paramedic.

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I was a driver at the time and he's standing outside chain smoking cigarettes.

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He had four inches of snow.

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Jesus Christ.

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It was just a snowman outside with a cigarette.

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He was out there smoking so chain smoking somebody's cigarettes.

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Four inches of fucking snow accumulated on his shoulder.

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Oh my god.

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I remember we had the cigarette Olympics at Central the one time.

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Hey what?

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Yeah the cigarette Olympics.

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It's like how much you can chain smoke in like a minute.

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And we'd have me and Ali Mack both had a cigarette in our mouth and we had to sprint around

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the station.

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You remember that?

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Were you there for that day?

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No I remember the time that Ali Mack chain smoked a cigar and like a cigarette or like

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three cigarettes at once and then just threw up in the parking lot.

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Yeah dude he fucking inhaled a cigar like completely.

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Like it was disgusting.

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I'm like you're speed running cancer.

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It wasn't just once either.

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It was like for 30 minutes he was just heaving.

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He's like I probably shouldn't inhale this but I'm going to inhale this.

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And you do that sound every time that he inhaled.

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It was fucking awesome.

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Oh my god.

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I destroyed my lungs working there every fucking time.

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Well as you should.

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As you should.

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And then I fucking.

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I think I destroyed my liver too working there.

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That was a sad thing for me because I was like fucking 19 when I started.

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I was 18 when we started.

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And I was I wasn't able to get fucking alcohol unless it was you know from another person

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from there.

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So I was rarely drinking until I turned 21 and I was in paramedic school and I turned

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to an alcoholic for a little bit and then I just quit drinking after an incident of

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playing call duty Vanguard zombies.

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And I drank two bottles of liquor at the same time.

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Blacked out.

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And what did you say right before I left you like oh he's never coming back.

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He's done.

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And because I just remember I blacked out.

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I heard him say something along those lines.

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I woke up like throwing up in the toilet blacked out again woke up in front of the toilet about

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two hours later still throwing up and then I blacked out on my bathroom.

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So that's how you do it.

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And then I'm like I'm not drinking again and I haven't drank in three years now because

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of that.

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But you know you drink sometimes like one like I'll have like a fucking sip of a fucking

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beer just to taste it because I want to know what it tastes like.

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I took one shot when fucking Ali Mack graduated paramedic school and I think that's it.

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Like in the last three years like that's pretty much been the whole thing.

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I'm going to get lit at your wedding.

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You probably are going to be disgraceful.

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I'm going to have to like scoop you off the floor.

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Is it going to be like a Catholic priest.

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Yeah it's going to be a Catholic and I'm going to boo the priest.

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You fucking suck bro.

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You're full of shit.

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I will duct tape your mouth and tie your hands behind your back for fucking you know the

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hour that we're at the ceremony afterwards you say whatever the fuck you want.

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No Catholic wedding I went to you stand up you sit down you stand up spin around sit

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down here comes the basket throw twenty dollars sit down stand up basket twenty dollars stand

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up sit down do a spin jake jake jake spin spin spin sit down do a fucking sit on your

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head stand up sit down here's a basket again.

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So before you know it you've given three hundred dollars to the basket and you fucking legs

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hurt.

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It's like a yoga class that you have to you know pay the piper for.

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I've never been to a Catholic wedding.

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I've never been to a Catholic wedding.

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It's a different from a regular wedding.

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It's the worst bro.

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You're up and down up and down and you're dancing.

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His basket never stops coming around.

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If you don't put shit in there forget about it like money.

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They're just like collecting money at the wedding.

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Yeah.

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They normally ask for all you they pass Catholics.

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I'm not give them a fucking money to Catholics.

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Every chance they get they pass that fucking.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm not putting shit in that.

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I am a I am a devoted Catholic and I still am like all the fucking beggars are here dude

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with a bag and they're like it's literally a fucking robbery for Jesus.

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I like I am a I'm a very Catholic boy but god damn it is robbery for Jesus.

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This kind of seems like a scam.

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Oh it is.

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The whole Catholic Church is a scam.

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Oh I know.

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I got a bit right.

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I got a new comedy but I'm working on it.

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You know I don't know if I want to say it because I want you know just deal with you

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know our listeners in Berlin.

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No I'm sure they love to hear it.

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You're doing stand up now.

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So basically I started off like this.

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So I'd like to talk about the the the tale of Gabriel the angel.

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You know we all know Gabriel came down and told Joseph about the Virgin Mother Mary.

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But we all know Mother Mary wasn't a virgin right.

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Basically what happened was you know Mary was a little promiscuous and she used to like

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to have trains run on her.

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And I just want to imagine this big fucking brolic dude named Tyrone was fucking blowing

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her out one night and he fucking blew a load in her on accident.

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So now he's got to do some fucking talking to Joe.

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He goes and meets Joe outside.

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He's shoveling hay.

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He said hey Joe I got to tell you something.

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So Joe goes all right.

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He goes Joe listen your wife Mary she's still a virgin.

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Okay.

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But she's going to have God's son.

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His name is going to be Jesus.

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But the thing is you guys got to pack your bags get the fuck out of town.

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All right.

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And so Tyrone still talking to him whatever.

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And he goes where should we head.

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He goes I don't know.

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Go to Bethlehem I think.

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Somewhere far away.

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You don't want to be here.

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Trust me.

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That's what God would want you to do.

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And he goes oh my God.

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Well what is your name.

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He goes well I'm an angel.

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And if anybody asks my name is Gabriel.

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All right.

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And so they go head off on their way.

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If fucking just imagine being the cock.

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Finally time travel comes alive and you're a Mormon you go you know what I'm going to

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nine months before Jesus was born.

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I want to see when the immaculate conception happens.

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He walks into some barn.

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It's a fucking haystack and there's Mary on her knees a fucking nine black guys around.

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All this happened.

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The entire fucking Christian religion happened because Joseph got cucked.

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The whole world got flipped on its fucking head.

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Tyler looks uncomfortable.

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Mary like to suck cock for a fucking whore.

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I'm thinking about the Mormons actually.

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Those motherfuckers scare the shit out of me.

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They they look they look like fucking clones like all of them.

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Like they all have like the same haircut.

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They all wear the same outfit.

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They knock on your door like priests.

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No dude.

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No they at least look slightly different.

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Like have you seen Mormons?

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They all look exactly the same like they look like a clone of a guy named fucking Ted from

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Arizona or some shit.

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Could you imagine soaking soaking is such an interesting concept.

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Sometimes I want to try it like one of these nights when I go to my let's soak can we try

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it so she'll probably tell me what the fuck is wrong with you.

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Oh like I just want to sit there for 30 minutes sitting there.

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Doesn't even feel good.

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Like I feel like you would just be like one of those things where like you just lay in

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there you're like you just lose feeling after a while fucking soft.

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I think you go in there.

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I think you go in there hoping for an act of God maybe an earthquake.

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Yeah.

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Like I'm like I don't know how soaking is a loophole.

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Like how the fuck is that not having sex.

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Your penis is still in her.

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Like that's I feel like like even like the act of her like dropping it on you like isn't

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that just sex in itself.

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Like like what's the what's the what's the the definition of sex in their book.

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Is it not penis and vagina.

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Is it like you have to move.

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Is that like the whole thing.

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I think yeah I think it's like moving or like fucking nothing inside.

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I mean fucking wouldn't so wouldn't if you wore a condom that doesn't count because you're

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not technically actually in there.

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There's a rubber piece between the two of you.

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So that's technically not having sex.

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Isn't there like a rule that like well maybe it's like a medieval times thing but like

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you're not allowed to actually enjoy sex.

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I don't know about that.

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That's a that's a weird one.

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Like you're just supposed to be up there.

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That sounds like some fucking Christian shit.

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Missionary missionary issue was the issue was the Christian church fucking ruin the

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world for how long after the Roman fucking church.

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Two thousand years.

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Thank God for the Vikings.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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The Vikings fucking didn't last too long either.

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They all turned out fucking Christians.

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Fucking Christian fucking weasels came over and destroyed them too.

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Yeah.

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The Vikings also all became Christians which is hysterical.

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They went from being these fucking you know feared warriors to being you know in God's

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church.

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Like we just that's the one thing you got to give like Christianity is that we just

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keep taking people and being like yeah they're ours now.

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We just kept we went through history like yeah we're taking you.

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You're with us now.

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The Romans.

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Yeah.

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You guys had this whole thing.

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Yeah.

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You're under us now.

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Italy.

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Yeah.

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It's just you know it's fucking the Vatican fucking entire fucking fucking country.

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But God damn like those communion wafers are delicious.

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I don't know what you're what everybody else is on about.

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Jesus.

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I get the unconsecrated communion wafers.

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I'll stand by this bro.

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What?

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I'll stand by this.

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Like I love talking about the Roman.

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I mean who doesn't love talking about the Roman Empire right.

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But I'll stand by this.

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Fuck Christian church fucking destroyed the Roman Empire.

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Oh it did.

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Absolutely.

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You know it destroyed a lot of empires I think.

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It's destroying our empire that we have now.

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We don't really have it.

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It's destroying our democracy.

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We got this fucking Christian church weaseling their way into this lovely country of America.

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We really have the definition of the Antichrist that is elected.

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I'll tell you what Casey.

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I'll tell you what.

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Nothing destroyed this country more than a Democrat selling themselves out.

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I swear to God.

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You guys you guys fucking fell in bed with warmongers and fucking millionaires.

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What the fuck were you guys.

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Hey I don't know who you guys is because I've never supported Joe Biden.

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I said since like probably Hillary that the Democratic Party has gone to shit before Hillary

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dude.

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No I like Obama.

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Obama was just kind of fucking was just done.

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Obama is just a fucking weird guy dude.

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Obama's like the coolest guy.

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Did you hear the conspiracy theory about Obama and fucking Jennifer Aniston.

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Big Mike is actually there's a there's a there's a conspiracy theory that they're actually

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getting divorced and that Obama is actually getting with Jennifer Aniston now.

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Probably.

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Good for him bro.

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Like that's like that's the conspiracy theory that I heard going around.

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I'm like brother.

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Mike Tyson.

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I think I got my first heart on the friends because of her.

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With the fucking you know that not wearing a bra that whole fucking show.

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Oh my god nipples poking out everything like Tyson is married to Jennifer Aniston.

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What the fuck are you talking about.

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Isn't that what you said.

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No I said Obama.

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What the fuck is going on with you Casey.

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Casey's so fucking high.

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I swear you said Mike Tyson.

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No there's Big Mike.

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Big Mike is fucking.

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Do you know who.

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I thought Big Mike was Big Mike Tyson.

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No Big Mike is fucking Michelle.

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Because she looks like a fucking man.

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So Casey you haven't heard of the conspiracy theory of Big Mike.

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I've heard that she might be a man.

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Basically yeah there's this thought that Michelle Obama is actually a trans gender.

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Yeah I can see it.

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So Michelle Obama has a cock.

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Yeah I can see that.

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So Obama gets blown out by Big Mike every night.

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And that's like the whole thing about the conspiracy about the chef too.

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Oh yeah that he was a that he is a gay lover that they got murdered.

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Yeah and he drowned in what two feet of water.

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Yeah two feet of water or some shit like that.

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Yeah just imagine being Obama.

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Like if it's not like an actual whatever like political hit that the chef just somehow

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drowns in two feet of water.

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He's like God damn it.

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This fucking guy.

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What the fuck.

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Two feet of water.

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This is going to look so bad.

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But yeah we got to talk about some headlines so do you see you guys see the fucking plane

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that crashed yesterday into Washington.

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Yeah there's no survivors.

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No there are both so few people out.

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Did you see the two kids that died.

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They're like fucking ice skating like protege's and they fucking burn to death in a plane

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crash.

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Yeah I'm blaming on Trump.

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They were all they were all like figure skaters.

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There was like Olympic figure skaters all died in that fucking crash.

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Like what the fuck.

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Why was there just like an ice skating like team on a fucking plane that crashed.

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Like that's that's a why was a military jet running into a fucking it was a helicopter.

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Why did it just fucking run into it.

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I don't know.

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It seems like some fucking CIA kind of shit.

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Oh yes the figure skaters were going to fucking leak government secrets.

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Oh this is last just last week Trump fired the head of the TSA and the Coast Guard disbanded

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the aviation security advisory committee.

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So he like really fucking cut the head off on the fucking airlines and I knew the traffic

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air traffic controllers were understaffed in the airport that day too.

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Well that's a fucking plane problem.

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That's not a me problem.

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That's a Donald Trump problem because you know if it was Biden people would be blaming

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him.

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No fucking this doesn't have to do with the president.

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This is just fucking the airport being fucking stupid.

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Well when he fired the director of the TSA just like last week.

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Fuck the TSA.

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Let's be fucking real.

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The TSA is a bunch of fucking fake cops that want that couldn't pass the fucking physical

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exam so they want to put fingers up people's butts for the fucking rest of their lives.

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We need to.

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Or they're just like these real snarky black women that make great food.

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They go that is not my job.

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Dude I went to the fucking airport I think a couple months back like November and I had

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to go through TSA and I have like the fucking TSA priest so I don't have to like take my

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shoes off or anything.

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I just go through the thing and then they fucking scanned me and they looked at me and

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they're like we're going to take you aside real quick.

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I'm like what the fuck did I do and they go let me see your phone.

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I'm like what?

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And they took my phone and they fucking like swabbed it with this fucking weird shit and

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then they threw it into a fucking scanner thing and they're like alright you're good.

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I'm like what fucking came up on my phone that you want to like scan it.

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Yo what?

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Maybe looking for like if your phone was if you had like an explosive device inside your

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phone like hollowed it out or something.

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I don't know but like they fucking like they're like turn it on and like I turned it on and

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then like they fucking they didn't even like they didn't even like do it.

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They took like a Q-tip and like went around my phone case with it and then they put it

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into like this box thing and then they took it out and they said I was good to go.

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I'm like what the fuck was that about?

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That was fucking weird.

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And what if they had asked to look like through your phone?

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I would be like that's I don't think the TSA can do that.

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No the police can't do that without a warrant.

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Yeah I've been like no you can't do that.

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You don't want to see my fucking cock pictures dude.

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I once fucking I was coming back from hang on sorry I sent this text work related.

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Work related?

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I'm such a great fucking podcast.

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He's like yeah I gotta pick up this garbage tomorrow.

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It was dude I'm so behind I'm trying to get people to help me pick up some of my garbage.

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I broke down on Tuesday.

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My truck wasn't fixed on Wednesday so I didn't work and then I broke down today so I'm so

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behind I'm trying not to have to work Saturday.

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I gotta fucking record a podcast tomorrow hopefully.

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I don't even have a guest for yet.

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Damn well maybe one of us can be on.

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I might have to.

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I might have to call one of you guys out.

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I might have Cabrera though.

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She wants to come on.

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Cabrera?

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I haven't fucking talked to her in forever.

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No not Cabrera.

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Cabrera.

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She's a little Latin girl.

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Yeah yeah yeah.

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Yeah yeah.

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She'll be a good one.

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But one time I was coming back from Vegas.

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So me and my four best friends from high school we used to go to Vegas twice a year.

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That's fucking awesome.

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And we were coming back from Vegas and I forgot that I had this dildo from this hooker that

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we bought.

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We were gonna take this dildo and fuck and put it on a plaque.

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It just passed around as the fantasy football trophy.

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There was so much KY jelly on it.

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When it went through the fucking scanner it got flagged for explosives.

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It was in my bag so I got brought back to the back room and they got this whole bomb

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squad trying to figure out my bag.

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And I'm like I don't know what is in there.

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They're like sir what's in there?

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I was like clothes, chargers, a dildo.

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Oh it's the dildo.

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It'd be funny if they did it in front of everybody.

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They had this whole team in a suit and they pulled it out.

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They pulled this dildo out like it was a fucking bomb.

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They're holding it up, they got the scanner over it and it's like whee whee whee whee.

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I'm like yeah that's it.

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There it is right there.

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And they're like sir did you use any sort of oil based lubricants on this particular

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apparatus?

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And I was like yeah KY jelly.

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You need to wash it off and we can put it back in your bag to send it through the screen.

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So here I am in a sink with a towel.

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At least that didn't make you do it with your mouth.

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I'm jerking his dildo off.

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It reminds me of that fucking one scene in fucking Fight Club when he's just like what

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are you checking my bag for?

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He's like you know sometimes we find a dildo.

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Dude you just fucking were jerking off a fucking dildo in a sink in an airport.

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That's fucking hilarious.

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I'm fucking interested Kyle because you said you were doing stand up now and you said some

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people get mad about the shit that you say right?

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It's hard because obviously a lot of New York state especially when you get into the city

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areas it's kind of liberal.

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The one good thing about Trump getting voted in is that some of us what would be called

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alt comedians or whatever I guess kind of don't get prosecuted as much.

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But comedy is just comedy.

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All the things I say is just funny.

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I don't necessarily mean it in a demonstrative way or whatever.

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But I have a whole bit about how I have a little dick and I'm a garbage man and I support

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the transgender community because I'm dumpster diving in all the Planned Parenthood hoping

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to find a bigger cock than mine.

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It's so funny.

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There's always a handful of people in every open mic crowd that's like.

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That's disgusting.

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These people are transitioning because they are in a male body and they feel like they

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are a woman.

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And I'm like I understand that but where are the cocks going?

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I grew up in a new bit where I'm like we got all these fucking cocks getting chopped off.

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Why don't we start a fucking warehouse like a fucking used car sales lot.

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Cock sales?

500
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:07,760
Where we got cocks just fucking lined up like old cars and you can test drive them.

501
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,800
You can fucking wear it for a day and see if you like it.

502
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,020
Fuck your old lady.

503
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,680
Maybe she likes the bigger cock.

504
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,160
So I want to get my cock replaced with a giant black dick.

505
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,160
Like that would be.

506
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,160
That's the thing.

507
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
And you could go to this fucking warehouse or whatever it is.

508
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,960
You could put them on the street.

509
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,960
I don't care.

510
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,960
Fuck.

511
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,960
It's a waste of a huge cock.

512
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Come on down.

513
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960
What a waste.

514
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,320
So I make all these jokes and it's just out of funniness.

515
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,320
You know what I mean?

516
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,320
Yeah.

517
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,160
And there's just people that get offended.

518
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,680
If you get offended in a comedy center.

519
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680
I know right.

520
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,000
I'm like the worst person.

521
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
People don't understand what's coming.

522
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:55,160
And the worst part is these people will go up there and they'll be like, um, so I'm gay.

523
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,480
And they'll be like, woo!

524
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,520
They never say anything funny.

525
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,520
Ever.

526
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,020
They go up there for 10 minutes.

527
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,360
They don't say a single thing funny.

528
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,040
They're just looking for people to be like, oh yeah!

529
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,040
Woo!

530
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,040
That's fucking cringe.

531
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040
Yeah.

532
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040
And I'm like, okay.

533
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:16,360
Like, I'm very happy that you can wall this, but you didn't make me laugh.

534
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,800
And we're in a comedy fucking like club.

535
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
I came here to laugh.

536
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800
What are you here for?

537
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800
Yeah.

538
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,040
You might want to avoid those LGBT comedy clubs.

539
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,320
It's hard in this area where it's like, it's just so many people that like, that is.

540
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,520
But you said you're like a supporter for trans and gays.

541
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,200
Like I'm a massive supporter.

542
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,400
I go to the, I go to the pride parades.

543
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,480
Um, my literally one of my best friends in the entire world is not only gay, but he's

544
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:53,800
black and like, so he's got the double whammy, you know, Casey just cracked up as soon as

545
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,880
you said that I just looked over at him and he just fucking died.

546
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:05,480
And so every joke I have, call him every new joke I have, I call him and I say it to him

547
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,960
and he's like, that's fucking funny.

548
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,960
Here's how you can make it funnier.

549
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,200
It's always something dirtier and darker.

550
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,040
Literally every single time I go to a comedy club and I do these like fucked up jokes,

551
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:20,440
it's never the people that are like, like say, I say a racist joke towards like, I don't

552
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,120
know, white people.

553
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,440
It's never the white people that are upset.

554
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440
Oh yeah.

555
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,600
I say like a transphobic joke towards transgenders.

556
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,600
If there's a transgender in there, they'll be like, dude, that shit was funny as fuck.

557
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,600
Right.

558
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:38,120
I wrote a joke about, um, like fat black ladies.

559
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:43,240
There was a table of like, like relatively larger fat black ladies.

560
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:49,120
They were the only people laughing with like that, like you could tell their dude, they're

561
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,960
like their boyfriends wanted to laugh, but they couldn't cause like, you know, they're

562
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,960
doing Michael.

563
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960
Oh my God.

564
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,960
Yeah.

565
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,960
Fucking disgusting.

566
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,960
You can't even fucking say anything.

567
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,360
They're smoking a cigarette after and these black ladies are like, bro, you are so goddamn

568
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,360
funny.

569
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,400
I forgot and I'm like, what is wrong with the world?

570
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,600
But like, that's another thing that I see with like a lot with like comedians and stuff

571
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,600
specifically is that like the local comedians and like the ones that are doing like open

572
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,120
mic nights, they don't really have the past that like these like big comedians have because

573
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:26,080
like you get to a certain level, you can't like, they're not going to like go as hard

574
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,160
on like the jokes that you do because like you're doing the joke and like they paid to

575
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:35,280
see like they pay like a hundred dollars to fucking like see like Dave Chappelle or something

576
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,680
like not like you'd probably pay more for Dave Chappelle, but like, you know what I'm

577
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,680
saying?

578
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,360
Like I feel like the more money that you pay for a ticket, the less likely you are to get

579
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,200
offended if that makes sense.

580
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200
Like

581
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200
and that's the thing.

582
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,720
Like I just like, so if say I was, I was doing a political speech, I'm trying to run for

583
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,720
president, right?

584
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,240
And I'm up there doing shit like that.

585
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,760
I'm saying that can be offensive or whatever.

586
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:05,720
I would like, okay, time and place that guy, you know, but like if you go to a comedy club,

587
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,240
everything I'm saying is like tongue in cheek and funny.

588
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:15,360
And if like the people I'm talking about are dying laughing, like it's not that it's not

589
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,360
it.

590
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,360
You're the problem.

591
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,360
Maybe they're not the problem.

592
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,080
White chick with the fucking bowl cutter to shave fucking head.

593
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
Maybe you should turn around.

594
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,040
Hey, hey, hey, bald chicks are really hot.

595
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,680
Yeah, you know, when you shave your head and it's three different fucking colors, purple,

596
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,320
green and fucking orange and you want to look back and maybe they're fucking laughing.

597
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,320
Maybe you should laugh too.

598
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,800
Yeah, I got these people that were never oppressed ever.

599
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,800
Oh yeah.

600
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,200
They're like, like, you know what?

601
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,640
I want to feel like I'm oppressed.

602
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,640
Okay.

603
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,640
Fucking SJW Pakistan.

604
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,640
Go live in Pakistan.

605
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,480
Yeah, that's what's that's what went wrong with the fucking liberal party.

606
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,120
The Democratic Party is all these people.

607
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,120
It went too far.

608
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120
Yeah.

609
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,520
What a BPC and like, yeah, like I like aren't even offended.

610
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Like shut up.

611
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,880
I had it all right in the nineties and early 2000s.

612
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,880
Did you?

613
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,680
Yeah, I had Bill Clinton going to fucking McDonald's.

614
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,120
That was the coolest shit ever.

615
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,480
You had Bill Clinton getting his fucking dick.

616
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,240
So yeah, that's it's awesome, dude.

617
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Yeah, bro.

618
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,040
That's the party I want to vote for.

619
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:20,400
Yeah, I think if you really want to be equal, you have to be able to like make fun of everybody

620
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,240
and just have people know that it's a joke.

621
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,320
Like you said, yeah.

622
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,680
I think it's so crazy how people get so fucking offended.

623
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,200
Like Dave Chappelle got canceled for his fucking Netflix special.

624
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,080
And like that was funny as shit.

625
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,000
Dave Chappelle is so funny, though.

626
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,400
He really is good to get canceled now.

627
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,400
Yeah.

628
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400
Yeah.

629
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400
Look at Shane Gillis.

630
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Yeah, he fucking went off the fucking he went to the stratosphere now.

631
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,800
He got canceled.

632
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,280
Yeah, he got canceled from fucking Saturday Live.

633
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,240
I think it's because people are starting to like look back at.

634
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,640
They're starting to look back and be like, you know what?

635
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,640
Maybe we took it too far.

636
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,840
I mean, look at fucking like Josh Allen, the shit that he said in high school on Twitter.

637
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,680
They're fucking bringing up now.

638
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:07,960
It's like, dude, he was in high school and it was on fucking Twitter in 2015.

639
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,880
You could say anything on Twitter in 2015 and you'd be fine.

640
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,240
I think we lost the art of being able to learn from mistakes.

641
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,880
It's like instead of being defined by your mistakes, you know, like, like, here's a perfect

642
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,040
example for school.

643
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,200
I have to like do outreach and stuff for certain parts of my class for like internship and

644
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,200
stuff.

645
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,200
And I.

646
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,720
He dropped out there from you still like that.

647
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:41,880
And I really love this because these bad things, but they're looking to better their lives

648
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,540
in like that's a perfect microcosm of anything like everybody's done something bad.

649
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:54,280
But if you're not allowed in society to learn from it and better yourself to grow, then

650
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,320
are you never allowed to make a mistake ever?

651
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,320
Yeah.

652
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,360
I mean, I, I, I said awful things when I was in high school and middle school specifically.

653
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,200
I was fucking saying the worst jokes that you possibly could.

654
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200
Well, you were a Nazi.

655
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Yeah.

656
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,200
I mean, he still is.

657
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,200
I'm not a fucking Nazi anymore.

658
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,920
I made, I made, I was an angry, I was an angry young man.

659
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,880
I learned fucking from my mistakes.

660
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,520
I was going off in the chat this week and I named Tyler Adolf.

661
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,480
You want to talk about some of the things you, first of all, hang on.

662
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,800
Let me talk about how honored I am to be brought into the family.

663
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,800
Oh yeah.

664
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,800
Oh, pleasure.

665
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,960
And for your like, however many fans I'm going to be here more often family.

666
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,960
All right.

667
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,960
I hope you like me.

668
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,960
I hope you like me.

669
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,840
I think you're great every now and again.

670
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480
You're a great off my ass.

671
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,400
You are a great person to have on the podcast because you just bring in and fucking a lot

672
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,400
of fucking comedy.

673
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,840
But I just want, I just want one thing to, to, to, to go off of real quick before we

674
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:56,880
start diving into the, to the cesspool.

675
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:01,760
So you were talking about the, the, the joke like trophy of the dildo for like your fantasy

676
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,100
football thing.

677
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:07,160
So I told these guys about this joke gift that me and my buddies used to give each other

678
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:11,920
in college because it's the hardest thing to get rid of and you don't want it in your

679
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,600
house and it's one of those.

680
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,920
It's, it's the one like the half torso, like like sex dolls, like you ever see those?

681
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:25,520
Like, so we would give each other, you could get it on Amazon, the asshole, the vagina

682
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,520
and the tits.

683
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:32,720
It was like fucking like it was 20 pounds and you could get it on Amazon for $70.

684
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:36,120
So we would get it for each person's birthday and like give it to them.

685
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,000
And like the hardest part was getting rid of it because if you put it in a fucking trash

686
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,160
bag, it looks like a dismembered fucking body.

687
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:47,080
No one wants that in their house because it's like either you do the risk of throwing it

688
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,120
out and people think that you're throwing out a dismembered body or you keep it in your

689
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,260
house and then when you finally get a girlfriend, they're like, what the fuck is this when they're

690
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,560
going through your closet?

691
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,560
It was so funny.

692
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,120
When I was working at the landfill, I see one of those, but it didn't have the tits

693
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,120
on it.

694
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,800
It had like the ass and the fucking, uh, they had the vagina, the fucking asshole and I

695
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,240
seen it sticking out of the garbage.

696
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,920
I'm like, that's a fucking body.

697
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,520
It looks so real.

698
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
So I called an all stop.

699
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,080
I said, Hey guys, we got something over here.

700
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,560
I got to check it out.

701
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,560
And I like touched it.

702
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,480
The first thing I did was like, cause the ass cheeks are just sticking out and I touched

703
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,960
the ass cheeks and they fucking jiggled.

704
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,400
What is going on here?

705
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,480
So I picked this thing up and I'm like, this is a fucking sex toy.

706
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,160
All these guys coming over to the machines and they see me hold this thing.

707
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:46,200
I remember grabbing it by the two leg things and just fucking making it.

708
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,840
He's like, we have to test it out to make sure it works.

709
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,800
I remember fucking like basically gluing it to my dozer.

710
00:36:53,800 --> 00:37:01,240
So every time I like would like go over something in the tracks, the fucking ass is just jiggling

711
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,240
it.

712
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,240
Yeah.

713
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:09,040
But like, I thought that was the fucking funniest joke gift that I could give because no one

714
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,240
wants it.

715
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,920
It's so hard to get rid of.

716
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,000
And it's just like, you don't want it in your house.

717
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,160
So the joke was getting it and then telling you how they disposed of it.

718
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:25,560
So like eight years, eight years, we've been passing around this fucking dildo to the winner

719
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,640
of the league and it's on a plaque.

720
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:35,600
It's just this fucking used dildo that was in this fucking hooker.

721
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,400
The other one that you masturbated in the bathroom.

722
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:44,440
It was the worst thing, bro.

723
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,840
It was in my back because it was kind of my idea.

724
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,400
I'm like, bro, we should fucking pass this thing around as fancy football trophy.

725
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,560
And they're all like, dude, that's disgusting.

726
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,560
Throw the thing away.

727
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,360
I'm like, no, bro, we need to put it on a plaque and make it the trophy.

728
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,160
And they're like, all right, it's going in your bag.

729
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,640
I'm like, whatever, it's fucking dildo.

730
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:08,080
Yeah, when fuck a TSA, maybe fucking clean the dildo off the back.

731
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:14,440
I'm still cleaning it off and I'm like, what is wrong with my life?

732
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440
What am I doing here?

733
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:21,440
So we can go back to the cesspool that is Casey's a bit before that I was going to ask

734
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,440
Kyle.

735
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,520
So do people like heckle you at your shows and like how do you respond to them?

736
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,880
You just shut them down.

737
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,120
I'm so good at it.

738
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Like, fuck it.

739
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:35,200
It's one of my favorite things that I like doing crowd work too when I can.

740
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:41,920
But it can be hard because you can just pick on people like, hey, fat ass in the back.

741
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,680
But if you're going to heckle like that, because I know a lot of people, it could throw you

742
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,600
off if you're in the middle of a joke.

743
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Yeah, definitely.

744
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,760
Like somebody starts heckling like you, you kind of lose your steam.

745
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,600
And then before you know, it's like, fuck, I can't hit this punch line.

746
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:01,800
And for me, it's like, either take advantage of this heckler and make them the asshole

747
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,360
or you're just going to bomb the rest of your set because they're not going to stop.

748
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,480
And if it's a woman, which 95% of the time it is, I'll be like, what's the matter?

749
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480
You don't like comedy?

750
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,640
And then they like don't know what to do.

751
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,000
And I'm like, I haven't seen you laugh at one fucking joke yet.

752
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,840
I've been here for three hours.

753
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:25,080
And then, you know, depending on how they respond, they either respond like politically

754
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,040
and I'll shit on them for that.

755
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,200
Or I'll be like, and if there was a dude, if there was another guy, it makes it even

756
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,720
better because I'll be like, you look like Taylor Swift.

757
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:39,240
You give toothy blowjobs to their answering.

758
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:45,920
I'll ask the guy, does she suck your dick and scrape her teeth?

759
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:51,020
Because I honestly like one of my favorite comedians in the entire world is Andrew Dice

760
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,020
Clay.

761
00:39:52,020 --> 00:40:00,240
And I try to model myself in a way as Andrew Dice Clay, but like in my own thing too, like

762
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:05,040
being able because I'm a great storyteller to like tell funny stories, but I really like

763
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,720
Andrew Dice Clay, like his dirty shit, like, you know, all that.

764
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,720
So as soon as you want to start heckling me, I turn into Andrew Dice Clay.

765
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,720
Yeah.

766
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:20,320
And like, if I start losing the battle with the person, I'll be like, oh, what's in the

767
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,320
bowl, bitch?

768
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,800
And then I'll just start shitting on them.

769
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,640
I'll be like, you fucking bent over and I thought it was too flat.

770
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Fucking boards.

771
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,320
I put them up on my side wall.

772
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,560
Like you just shock them.

773
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,560
They don't know what to do.

774
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,040
And then you just fucking go after them.

775
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,240
At that point, the whole room starts laughing because you're just getting on them for a

776
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,240
while.

777
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,240
They look or whatever.

778
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,880
And then like, if you start getting laughs, then they just shut up.

779
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,680
Like I'll go, I'll go.

780
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:49,680
All right.

781
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,880
I got two and a half minutes left.

782
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,880
Can I finish my Saturday?

783
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,000
Want me to shit on you a little more bitch?

784
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
They shut up.

785
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,720
Then I'll go, all right, I'll tell one more joke.

786
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,240
If not, I'll keep it going.

787
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,240
I'm going to get the laughs.

788
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,080
I'm going to get the laughs from the people.

789
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:09,200
Cause like at an open mic, like probably 80% of people are also comedians that hate being

790
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,200
heckled.

791
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,880
But there's always people there or if they're like the politically correct people, comedians

792
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,400
that look again, they go up there, they don't tell jokes, but they say stuff, but they're

793
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,040
just looking for the, you go girl.

794
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,040
Yeah.

795
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040
Like that's what they're looking for.

796
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,040
That's fucking stupid.

797
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Don't be a public speaker.

798
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,040
Don't be a comedian.

799
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,040
Be a public fucking speaker.

800
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,040
Yeah.

801
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,240
It must be fun to fucking shit on people.

802
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,760
Just like it can be, but it can go terribly wrong.

803
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,320
Casey, one time I fucking, uh, I started going after this big biker dude who was just fucking

804
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,320
like blasted.

805
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,040
He was hammered and he like, he hit me with you ever been molested boy?

806
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,120
And I didn't know how to answer that.

807
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:54,280
I was like, no, but I wish I did.

808
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,760
My two cousins were about my uncle and he goes, I'm gonna ask you when you get done.

809
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,760
How do I answer this?

810
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,400
You can't go back into jokes.

811
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,600
Was there ever like a place that you like, you went for an open night that's like, we

812
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,880
don't accept profanity or any like political things.

813
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:17,080
It's like there's a hundred percent times like you can go to certain spots and like

814
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,520
so the way open mics usually work is like a comedian.

815
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:24,640
That's like not necessarily famous, but they're like starting to move up the ladder.

816
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,000
They'll still host it.

817
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,080
And so you go and sign up and be like, okay, Kyle, how you doing?

818
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,080
Like I'm doing all right.

819
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,080
Blah, blah, blah.

820
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,080
Hey, let's keep it clean.

821
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,080
No swearing.

822
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,720
Keep the jokes clean and right then and there I go.

823
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,720
Fuck.

824
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:46,800
So then I get up on the mic and I'll be like, yeah, so, um, I had a tough day at work today.

825
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,480
And like, I just bomb.

826
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,160
And I go, so that was my set.

827
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Nobody laughed crickets.

828
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,520
And then I go in the bathroom, stare at myself in the mirror and I'm like, just fucking kill

829
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,520
yourself.

830
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,040
Just definitely a toilet flush it eight times.

831
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,040
That must suck.

832
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,040
Yeah, that must suck.

833
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,760
But I mean, what are you going to do?

834
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,220
Because like people, you need like fucking, you need that shit to make comedy work.

835
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:15,080
Like I like, like there's some people that are really good at it.

836
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:19,360
Like they can do corporate shit where like they can be clean and whatever.

837
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:26,000
But at this point in time, I'm so like novice at it that all my shit's dirty and disgusting

838
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,360
and I can't, that's how I'd be too.

839
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,360
Yeah.

840
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,000
Like I don't think, I don't think I can get up there and not say the word fuck for three

841
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
minutes.

842
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Right?

843
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,600
Like I'll get up there and like all that's run through my head the entire time is like,

844
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600
don't swear.

845
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Don't talk about your deck.

846
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,960
Like that's, that's like 90% of my jokes.

847
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:54,440
Yeah, that's like 90% of our jokes on this podcast.

848
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,120
You would like be amazed how easy it is.

849
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,400
Maybe it's like an EMS thing or like first responders thing.

850
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,080
Like how easy it is to do comedy because you just make fun of yourself.

851
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,080
Oh yeah.

852
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,080
Yeah.

853
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:10,120
Or like just take like a story that like you had and it's kind of tweak it a little bit

854
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,960
and you know, make it funny.

855
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,960
Right.

856
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,800
And it's, and that's the cool thing about open mics is like you can have a funny story.

857
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,320
I could tell a story right now and you guys could laugh or whatever.

858
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:26,600
And but if you don't deliver it the right way, like on stage, you can kind of miss like

859
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,920
maybe you get people to be like, but if you like deliver it the right way, they're just

860
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,160
crying laughing.

861
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160
Yeah.

862
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,920
It's about just kind of about how you say it, you know?

863
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:44,280
So on the topic of penises, we went through, are you circumcised or you uncircumcised?

864
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,280
I'm caught.

865
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,620
I'm caught baby.

866
00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:47,620
I'm also caught.

867
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:48,620
We are.

868
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,220
Who's uncircumcised on the pod?

869
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:51,220
I don't think anybody.

870
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:53,720
I think, yeah, we're all clean cut, dude.

871
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:57,720
We got a bunch of dirty Jews on the pod.

872
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:01,280
I also, I'm also completely clean shaven besides my legs.

873
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,760
Like everything's fucking, you know, baby fucking.

874
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,280
So you are naked baby.

875
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Yeah.

876
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,440
I got like, you know, pants, but no dick.

877
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,680
Did you get like a, you get like razor rash?

878
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,680
I know.

879
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,200
Um, I used to, but then I done it so much and I kind of know how to like take care of

880
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200
it.

881
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,880
It's kind of like one of those things.

882
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:22,600
Like the only part that like I get like actual razor rash is like the like weird like connection

883
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,360
of your leg and like your, your pelvis area.

884
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,400
Like it's just hard to get.

885
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,600
But besides that, you rub a lot there.

886
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,600
Yeah.

887
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,600
But besides that, I am completely clean shaven.

888
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,040
Like I shave my, I shave my pews twice a year.

889
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,640
It's gotta be a fucking forest.

890
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:42,240
You have like a date, like a date in your calendar that you said, I just get in the shower.

891
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,040
I go, it's getting pretty thick.

892
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:50,600
I remember before I started dating my, my, uh, my fiance here, I was fucking like, I

893
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,120
was just like, I'm not having sex.

894
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,000
You know, I haven't been on a fucking date in like a fucking year and a half.

895
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,840
I'm just going to let this shit grow.

896
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,920
And then like, I finally started going on dates again.

897
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,440
I'm like, fuck, I gotta shave this shit.

898
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,480
And I had to like use like a fucking head razor on my dick cause the hair was so fucking

899
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,480
long.

900
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,200
Like I use scissors and shit.

901
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,840
Like I trimmed it down because even the fucking head razor wouldn't work.

902
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,920
So I had to like trim the fucking shit down.

903
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,800
And then I just was like, you know, I'm never letting it get that long again.

904
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,800
Like I'm just keeping this shit like fucking bald.

905
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,120
I just think, I think it's better.

906
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,120
Bald eagle.

907
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,480
I like, I like having it shaved better.

908
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,000
I think it makes it look bigger.

909
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,200
It looks nicer.

910
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,360
You know, even though a fucking penis looks like a fucking alien that's fucking attached

911
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,280
to your fucking, it also makes you look fucking gay.

912
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Oh yeah.

913
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,680
We have to ask Kyle your opinion on this.

914
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:46,760
We've had this long standing debate for about two years.

915
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,400
Is pegging gay?

916
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,360
Pagging?

917
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,600
Yeah.

918
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,320
Um, excuse me.

919
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,200
Are you in a relationship with a woman or not?

920
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,400
Is that, is that depending on the answer?

921
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,400
I don't know.

922
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,080
If you're getting pegged by a woman, is that gay?

923
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,480
Are you in a longterm relationship?

924
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,560
Let's say yes for, for, for argument's sake and then say no.

925
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,560
Yes.

926
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,960
I think if yes, there's a gray area that maybe you're not.

927
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,560
But if you're just going out there and getting pegged by random women, that is.

928
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,560
Might as well.

929
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,560
Why not just take a clock?

930
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,560
That's what I'm saying.

931
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,560
I see.

932
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:28,560
I have a, I have, I have a system if I were to become president, right?

933
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:35,400
Is when everybody turns 18 in high school, it's on your 18th birthday, you have to go

934
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,240
into like the office or whatever.

935
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,240
Okay.

936
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:43,880
And on the desk is going to be a woman with her, her pussy out.

937
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,880
Okay.

938
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,840
And there's going to be a guy with his cock out and they're both going to be in your face.

939
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:53,560
You have to, you either eat the pussy or you suck the cock.

940
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:59,120
And depending on what happens, you now get on your driver's license, gay or straight

941
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,480
stamped, bang, right then and there.

942
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,480
That's what you want.

943
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,560
But why do you need your sexuality on your sexual orientation?

944
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,560
You're straight, right?

945
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
You're straight, right?

946
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,880
Yeah.

947
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,800
If I put a cock in your face right now, are you going to suck it?

948
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,800
I don't think I would.

949
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,800
Cause you're straight, right?

950
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,800
Yeah.

951
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,800
You're straight, right?

952
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,800
Yeah.

953
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,800
I have fiance.

954
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,280
If I put a cock in your face, are you going to suck it?

955
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:30,600
Do you have a gun in my mouth or are you like, no, I'm fucking, I'm not sucking the cock.

956
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,600
What if you're bi though?

957
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Oh yeah.

958
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,720
That's a good, that's a good question for that.

959
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:38,840
You know how they bitch about, they teach the, you know, the gay stuff in school now

960
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,240
and shit like that.

961
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,240
Everybody gets in an uproar, right?

962
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,240
And they're like, well, they're conditioning the kids to be gay, right?

963
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,240
Yeah.

964
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,240
I just solved that problem.

965
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,800
You're either born gay or not.

966
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,280
If I put a fucking cock in your face, if you suck it, you're gay.

967
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,280
I like that actually.

968
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,120
Cause then you can't like go back and forth and shit.

969
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,120
Yeah, but what if you're bi?

970
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,360
The thing is like, if you're gay, if you're gay, you're going to want to suck a cock.

971
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,640
If you're not gay, you're not going to want to suck the cock.

972
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,400
No matter what I fucking taught you your whole life.

973
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,400
I see what you're saying.

974
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,440
You get down there and you make it fucking primitive, right?

975
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:16,520
And you make it fucking almost like, like this fucking a primate fucking response.

976
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,880
If a fucking cock is in front of your face, you're either going to go, you know what?

977
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,440
I don't want to put that in my mouth.

978
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,320
So is it going to be like, is it going to be like the hot teacher?

979
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,600
I think I'd enjoy having that in my mouth.

980
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,360
And at that point in time, it's like, now you know what you were born as.

981
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,360
Yeah.

982
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,320
But like, are the other people doing it like the hottest teachers like in the school?

983
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,280
Like you get like the hottest girl teacher and the hottest guy teacher?

984
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,760
No, I think you do it like the Hasidic Jews.

985
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,000
You just put a sheet up.

986
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,720
Ah, so you just get the vagina and just get the dick?

987
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,720
Yeah.

988
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,720
Like, but that's the thing.

989
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:50,120
Like it's, it's, you know, I guess I'm kind of talking tongue in cheek here again, but

990
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,000
like you're born gay or you're born not gay.

991
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Right?

992
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Yeah.

993
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Like, can we agree on that?

994
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Yeah.

995
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
What side you're on?

996
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
But what if, what if there's a like a overlap?

997
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,640
Like, what if there's like a spectrum, like you're bisexual?

998
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,280
Well, if you're bisexual, then you're going to eat the pussy and then you're going to

999
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,000
suck the cock and swallow the load.

1000
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,160
So you're just an overachiever at that point.

1001
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,480
And you know what?

1002
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:15,560
I think if you're fucking bisexual, you're just a little greedy sexually.

1003
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,160
You just love the fuck.

1004
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,160
Okay.

1005
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,160
Okay.

1006
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
So, okay.

1007
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
Third option.

1008
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,160
What if you're a fourth option?

1009
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,160
What if you're asexual?

1010
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,240
What if you don't want to suck either or you're not going to do anything.

1011
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,200
You're going to go, both of these are disgusting.

1012
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,640
I mean, this is the test.

1013
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,640
This is the tried and true test that these people want.

1014
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,640
Try it.

1015
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,640
They want to talk about, oh my God, they're conditioning the kids in the school to be

1016
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,640
gay.

1017
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,640
No, they're not.

1018
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,240
They're born gay or the born, not gay.

1019
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,240
So okay.

1020
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:48,440
What side of when you're born, is it, is it a circling race thing too?

1021
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:52,160
Is it like, you have like a white vagina in front of you if you're a white guy and like

1022
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,160
a black vagina?

1023
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,160
You can choose whatever color you want, I guess.

1024
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,080
Like, is it like, do you have like a circling thing?

1025
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,680
Like, nah, I want the white one.

1026
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,080
If I put a small white dick in front of you with a big black dick in front of you with

1027
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:09,480
a white vagina, you might go, I'm not sucking the black one, but I might try the white one.

1028
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,480
I might try the white one.

1029
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,480
No, but I'm like, I'm talking about like the girls.

1030
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:18,680
If you think in your head, I might try the white one, you're probably gay.

1031
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,280
No, but like there's a, there's a couple of people that would be like, like just imagine

1032
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,760
like you're a fucking like scared white girl.

1033
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,600
Like you're fucking like an 18 year old, like nerd white girl.

1034
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,440
And you go in there and there's just the hog of a black guy in there.

1035
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:35,400
That would terrify, I think most people including that.

1036
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,760
And I can be in an intimidation fucking thing.

1037
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,600
So is there like a neutral dick that they use?

1038
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,400
Is there like a neutral vagina that they use?

1039
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,400
Is it like a kind of like a mulatto?

1040
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,640
It could be like a racial neutral dick and a racial neutral.

1041
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,640
You're overthinking this.

1042
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,640
See you're doing what the Republicans always do.

1043
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,440
You try to filibuster your way through it.

1044
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,560
Because a dick and a vagina are in front of you and you have to prefer oral sex.

1045
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,560
I want specifics.

1046
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:02,800
Oral sex, I mean the one to whether or not you're gay.

1047
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,600
You like, it doesn't matter to color size, whatever.

1048
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,680
Why not, why not full on intercourse?

1049
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,960
Why can't you fuck the vagina or fuck the dick?

1050
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,640
You have to put it in your mouth because that's the most gay thing you can do.

1051
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,640
That's the most gay thing you can do.

1052
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,880
Bro, I went to put in a Foley on this old fucking demented guy a couple of weeks ago

1053
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:25,400
and his fucking soft cock was like fucking nine inches long.

1054
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,280
I guess we're doing this today and fucking grab it.

1055
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,280
So when you put in a Foley, do you have to like flop the cock in your hand and then do

1056
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280
something?

1057
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,480
Well, you have to hold it straight up and down.

1058
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,600
You have to hold, so you're just jerking off people all the time?

1059
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,600
You don't jerk it off.

1060
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,840
You just hold it up.

1061
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,040
So what if they get hard when you're doing it?

1062
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,040
Nobody ever gets hard.

1063
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:50,680
Once you, once you get a fucking tubes, ticked up your urethra, you don't fucking get hard.

1064
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,720
There's definitely somebody out there that's your absolutely people that hard.

1065
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:59,160
If you've done it in the past and like you associate that with like sexual, whatever

1066
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160
about sounding.

1067
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,160
Yeah.

1068
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:05,200
What about sound saying, but like a lot of people, most people aren't into sounding cause

1069
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,840
it fucking hurts like hell.

1070
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,240
There's like, you're not getting hard from that.

1071
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,520
It's like, yo, I'm going to take this and I'm going to shove it in your fucking dick.

1072
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,720
How big is it?

1073
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:15,800
Like I've never seen a Foley in like real life.

1074
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,400
Like how big is like the pole?

1075
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,720
Oh, the whole tube is like probably two feet long and like how like thick is it?

1076
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,680
Well, there's different sizes.

1077
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,040
The biggest one is like fucking thick as hell.

1078
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,040
Oh my God.

1079
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,040
You got to put it in like people with in large prostates.

1080
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,800
You got to put in a fucking coup day tip.

1081
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
That's like fucking that big.

1082
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,600
Does it like start small and then like spread open or is it like one of those things?

1083
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,600
It's big.

1084
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,680
It's like fucking inflated on the end.

1085
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:42,800
Oh my God.

1086
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,560
That's how it pushes past the prostate.

1087
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,920
That sounds terrible.

1088
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:51,360
It goes like it pushes past the prostate with like the big tip and then the rest is smaller.

1089
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,680
Oh my God.

1090
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680
Yeah.

1091
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,680
That's why you're not getting hard.

1092
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,680
Tyler.

1093
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,680
Oh my God.

1094
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:57,680
That's terrible.

1095
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,680
Sounds fucking disgusting.

1096
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,880
Dude, how many fucking, how many fucking Foley's have you put in?

1097
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,680
Oh, more than I can count now.

1098
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,080
Probably a hundred.

1099
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,600
So what about like the Cooder canoe that the fucking women get?

1100
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,880
Like the fucking like vacuum like thing that they just like stick on their pussies.

1101
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,520
Oh, that's like a pure wake that just like absorbs liquid.

1102
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,520
Yeah.

1103
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,760
That's fucking weird looking.

1104
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,600
I like the first time I saw one of those get like pulled off.

1105
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,280
I thought it was inside.

1106
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,280
So I was like, what the fuck was that?

1107
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:30,560
Oh no, I was just on the outside, but fucking looking for the urethra and some fucking women.

1108
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,560
It's just terrible.

1109
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,560
Just fucking, I can't find it.

1110
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,120
It literally takes three, three nurses to like hold each lip.

1111
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,960
Cause there's a lot of meat around there.

1112
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:40,960
Yeah.

1113
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,760
If they're like, you know, 400 pounds, that's got to smell terrible.

1114
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:44,760
Yeah.

1115
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,200
You gotta fucking, you gotta have fucking two nurses on each fucking lip.

1116
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,960
Do they normally have women nurses do it instead of men or is it just kind of like, you got

1117
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,960
to do what you got to do?

1118
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,960
Yeah.

1119
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,120
It's, it's, um, I guess it just depends on the patient.

1120
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:01,760
Like if they're like, I want to know a female, then you just get a female.

1121
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,720
But I've, I've done a lot of female folies.

1122
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,880
Listen for the hope of getting off a fucking Foley check.

1123
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,760
Can we talk about Casey staring the fucking pot in the chat?

1124
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,600
He just, he just crashes out every time that like fucking last time that Trump lost, he

1125
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,080
was like going like having a victory lap.

1126
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:24,300
But like during, like before, before Trump lost, before Trump lost in 2020, I remember

1127
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:28,480
we first started talking to each other in what 2017 is when we met, I think.

1128
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Yeah.

1129
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,960
We just talked in our group chat constantly crashing out about how fucking we're ran by

1130
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,140
a Nazi group.

1131
00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:40,160
Then for four years when he was, when, when, when fucking a Biden was president, he just

1132
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,480
kept on being like, Biden's great.

1133
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,480
I like this guy.

1134
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,480
He's

1135
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,480
Tyler, you full of shit.

1136
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,480
I've learned.

1137
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,400
I did not vote for Biden.

1138
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,520
I did not vote for Biden.

1139
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,520
I didn't support him.

1140
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,520
Yeah.

1141
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,200
But you're like, well, he he's better than Trump would be.

1142
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,200
Oh yeah.

1143
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:57,200
And as soon as Trump becomes president, motherfucker starts crashing out and naming everybody after

1144
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,800
Nazis in the chat because he's fucking lost his mind.

1145
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Like what the fuck?

1146
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,280
Well, I mean, don't elect Nazis then.

1147
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,920
I know I just spurred up this conversation before we get too deep.

1148
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:18,600
I know we don't necessarily want to fucking delve into the group chat too much, but I

1149
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:26,000
thought Jesus Christ, I said, Dan, your pussy call in because you know, I'm talking about

1150
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,200
what's gay or not.

1151
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:31,280
And he brings up that it's fucked up because there's some hot trainings out there now.

1152
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,280
Yeah.

1153
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,120
And he said a lot of them are hotter than his girlfriend.

1154
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,240
I'd like to think that that's not gay.

1155
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,240
Oh, fuck it.

1156
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:40,560
People are talking in the group chat.

1157
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560
I didn't even fucking notice.

1158
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,560
Yeah.

1159
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,560
And I said, would you suck their dick?

1160
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,960
And he said, yeah, but I wouldn't let them come in my mouth.

1161
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:54,920
So according to my scientific research and process, Dan is gay because he sucked the

1162
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:55,920
dick.

1163
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:56,920
So what are we doing here?

1164
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,800
Why are we, why are we having this debate in the group chat when we have a fucking podcast

1165
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:01,800
going on?

1166
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:07,400
Apparently everybody is too busy to come on and debate on the podcast, but they'll be

1167
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,760
able to come out here and air people out.

1168
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,480
Dan is fucking gay.

1169
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,480
No, no, no.

1170
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,480
I take it back.

1171
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:24,080
He said he puts the day, listen, a dick, still a dick, no matter how made up it is.

1172
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:31,880
This is fucking going off on Dan in the group chat.

1173
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,920
Well, I think Dan has made himself a bit of a martyr.

1174
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,800
Dan has some unhinged takes.

1175
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:42,160
Like he, uh, he really made himself a bit of a martyr with some of his takes.

1176
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:47,080
And uh, I like Casey did too.

1177
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,520
Dan has some unhinged takes.

1178
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:52,560
Allymack is such a fucking fence sitter that he'll flip a coin to vote for the president.

1179
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:57,120
That shit fucking pissed me off when he said he fucking voted for Trump because he was

1180
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:01,320
going, he was going on about how he couldn't fucking decide even when he fucking picked

1181
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,080
up the pen and uh, I don't know.

1182
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,920
He's like, Oh, flip a coin.

1183
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,800
Fucking that's the most.

1184
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:09,960
I thought that was pretty cool.

1185
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,680
That's the most moderate fucking thing that you can do is be like, I can't decide.

1186
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,320
So I'm going to flip a fucking coin.

1187
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,600
That doesn't solve anything.

1188
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,860
That shows that you have no fucking things that you stand for.

1189
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:23,880
If you stand for a coin flip, that means that you don't fucking value your fucking like

1190
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,600
things more than a coin flip.

1191
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:32,040
Like at least fucking like how I used to think, but I think it's more like you're taking really

1192
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,100
like the good points of both sides and trying to consider it.

1193
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,260
So you coin flip it.

1194
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,260
That's fucking stupid.

1195
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,800
I think it's stupid too.

1196
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:45,400
But so me and Tyler had a debate last time and Dan voted for Tyler to win and Allymack

1197
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:52,840
basically flipped the coin and these two got in a fucking huge, huge argument about it.

1198
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:54,960
But it was unbelievable.

1199
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:59,840
I fucking slaughtered Casey and then motherfucking Allymack's like, I'm going to flip a coin

1200
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,360
to see who I think wins.

1201
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,680
It's like, that's fucking stupid.

1202
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,860
Fucking stand for your points.

1203
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:09,680
Don't be a fucking idiot and go, I can't stand for either.

1204
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,760
I think that I don't know what I actually believe in.

1205
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,000
So I'm going to do a fucking coin flip flip.

1206
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Oh boy.

1207
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,440
I think that's modern politics, bro.

1208
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,000
I think that's modern politics.

1209
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,200
I think fucking modern politics is a fucking travesty.

1210
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,720
You know what we really need to do?

1211
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:28,440
We need to make a one world government and then take over the fucking stars.

1212
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:33,200
We're going out there and we're going to fucking take over the goddamn stars.

1213
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:37,080
We're going to start with the moon, go to Mars, then we're going to go from there and

1214
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,620
we're going to fucking get the local cluster under the United States of fucking earth.

1215
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,080
And then we're going to go outside of our local cluster and we're going to go to the

1216
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:49,320
next fucking cluster and we're going to take over our fucking galaxy.

1217
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,580
Then once we take over our galaxy, if there's any fucking aliens out there that think that

1218
00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:55,760
you can handle earth, guess what?

1219
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,560
We're coming for your ass motherfuckers.

1220
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:01,240
You are not made in the fucking image of God.

1221
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,840
Like we were, we're going to take you down and then we're going to take over the entire

1222
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,840
fucking universe.

1223
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,880
It'll be the United universe of earth.

1224
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,000
You know, fuck everything.

1225
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,600
We're going to kill the aliens.

1226
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,440
We're going to take everything, dude.

1227
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,800
We're taking over the fucking universe.

1228
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,080
Everything is the stars are ours.

1229
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,080
The stars are ours.

1230
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,560
Let's fucking go.

1231
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:30,920
Yeah, I would do all these smelling salts on the podcast.

1232
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,960
I wish I had some smelling salts right now.

1233
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,480
They're fucking like the strongest one.

1234
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:37,480
Motherfucker.

1235
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,480
Let's go.

1236
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,480
Give me another.

1237
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480
Take it over.

1238
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,480
Take it over the fucking stars, baby.

1239
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,480
Give me another round.

1240
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,480
I fucking.

1241
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,480
What was that?

1242
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:52,480
We had a fucking air horn going off.

1243
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,000
I'd, uh, I'd fucking alien.

1244
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Would you fucking alien?

1245
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,360
But like, would it have to be humanoid or would you fuck like a tentacle monster?

1246
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,920
I don't care what the fuck the thing looked like.

1247
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,880
I want a sweet, sweet alien puss.

1248
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:08,800
So what's your opinion on hentai?

1249
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:15,680
When I was younger, you know, below 18, I had seen a hentai porn that was like an hour

1250
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,680
and a half long.

1251
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,680
It was like a movie.

1252
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,680
Yeah.

1253
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,680
They do that a lot.

1254
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,680
It, um, changed my life.

1255
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:30,820
I never watched hentai after that, but, uh, it was like a student and a teacher and, um,

1256
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:31,820
it was interesting.

1257
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:35,960
Did like you follow it for the story or just the porn?

1258
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,600
It started off for the porn, but then.

1259
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,600
He's got sucked in.

1260
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:45,360
The story got me in and I'm like, Oh my God, this girl, her father has cancer and she's

1261
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,360
going to fail college.

1262
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,280
How is she ever going to do it?

1263
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,840
And then she like blew the teacher and then she was like, so upset, blah, blah, blah.

1264
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:59,920
She went back to class and the teacher said, you don't have to take the final exam, but

1265
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,800
you have to do a little bit more than what you did last time.

1266
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,240
And she says, um, the girl killed herself at the end.

1267
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,240
What the fuck?

1268
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:10,240
Yeah.

1269
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,240
I already had my nut off.

1270
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,520
And you're just like, Oh, this is, this is off to that.

1271
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,520
Yeah.

1272
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,840
Well, no, I, I jerked off to the fucking part.

1273
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:23,160
It was still like three minutes left and I'm like, this is too sad.

1274
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:26,240
She jumped off a bridge and died.

1275
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,240
Now cause like I was, I was super into hentai when I was a lot younger, like, you know,

1276
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:34,400
high school and there's this fucking one hentai that I used to fucking watch like all the

1277
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,200
time and it was three fucking milfs that like would come up and like talk to the fucking,

1278
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,600
like, uh, the, the, the, uh, the guy who lived next to them.

1279
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:46,440
And they're like, yo, you take out our garbage, you know, you, you, you hang out, you, you

1280
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:50,840
know, you kind of kind of clean, you're going to fucking have a, just a three way with you.

1281
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:56,160
And like, they just had like massive fucking, uh, anime titties and it was fucking awesome.

1282
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,520
And I fucking loved that shit.

1283
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,280
I watched that constantly.

1284
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:07,160
I fucking so into like milfs and older women, like that is my fucking shit.

1285
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,840
I'm a big, I'm a big, uh, milf guy.

1286
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:09,840
I don't know.

1287
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:10,840
How about you?

1288
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,980
I, I like milfs.

1289
01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:19,120
I just, I like, like even when I was in fucking, like, even when I was like an early, like

1290
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:22,880
college, like I would go after like women that are like in like their forties when I

1291
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,240
was like 20, like it was like fucking weird.

1292
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:31,360
I was very, very much into a milf hunting.

1293
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:36,840
Um, and then what's a more enjoyable for you, a ghost hunting or milf hunting?

1294
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:41,280
Well, now it's gotta be ghost hunting, but you know, back in the day, you know, the hay

1295
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,400
day before I was, you know, engaged and all that shit, like fucking milf hunting was pretty

1296
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,480
rad, but I do like the thrill of ghost hunting because you know, trying to find something

1297
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:54,440
that you know, has never been proven, but like every culture kind of has like a, a ghost

1298
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,200
story if you, if you know what I mean, like

1299
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:02,000
So what's the, what's the craziest, um, ghost shit that I've seen?

1300
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,400
Ghost thing that happened to you?

1301
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:09,440
So there's a couple I, I've been, I, I've had, you know, ghost like experiences pretty

1302
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:15,760
much my whole life, but like they got more profound and like, you know, actively like,

1303
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,320
oh fuck, this is like a ghost.

1304
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:21,400
That's like when I started, like, you know, getting into like middle school and high school,

1305
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,240
like shit started like peeking off then.

1306
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:28,600
Like I would, um, there's this place up in the Adirondacks and Casey will fucking yell

1307
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,960
at me because we fucking talk about this specific thing all the fucking time, but I, I like

1308
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:38,360
talking about it and you haven't heard the story yet, so I'm going to tell it anyways.

1309
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:42,080
Um, fucking, so there's a place up in the Adirondacks called Silver Bay.

1310
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,040
I don't know if you've ever been there.

1311
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,840
It's over on like the Northern part of Lake George.

1312
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,080
And it's pretty, pretty haunted up there.

1313
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:55,760
Um, most of my experience has happened there, like I've had a shit ton of like ghost experiences

1314
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:56,760
up there.

1315
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,760
Oh, Casey's coming back.

1316
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,160
Hey, I'm telling the Silver Bay story again, because he asked me to.

1317
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,160
Okay.

1318
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,160
Yes.

1319
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,480
I'm saying it because he asked me to.

1320
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:09,880
Um, so, um, one of my first experiences that I had up there was, um, so this is when I

1321
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,800
went up, I was, I think 19 years old.

1322
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,440
It was a dead of winter and it's a, it's a YMCA that's kind of closed down during this

1323
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,560
to the winter time.

1324
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,560
Right.

1325
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,200
So I went up there and, uh, I have an annual membership up there.

1326
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,280
So I had like the key that I could get into places with.

1327
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:30,320
Um, so there's a gym and, uh, I went up, I don't remember.

1328
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,200
I think I was like having like, you know, like some sort of problem or something that

1329
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:38,920
I just wanted to drive, like, you know, so I went up there and the first thing like that,

1330
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,280
like really was like a crazy thing happened this day.

1331
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:48,360
So I went in and, um, they have this, uh, this gym and this gym has a rock wall.

1332
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:53,600
It has like an actual, like, you know, like, uh, two basketball gyms and then a, uh, like

1333
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,280
a workout gym.

1334
01:05:55,280 --> 01:06:00,060
Um, and it has two floors and like the rock climbing wall is like the bottom floor.

1335
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:04,760
So I opened the door to the bottom and, um, I got in there and it was super fucking cold

1336
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,880
and I was only wearing a hoodie because I didn't realize how cold it was going to be

1337
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,920
up there.

1338
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,820
So I'm warming my hands up on the fucking heater there and I'm like, all right, this

1339
01:06:12,820 --> 01:06:13,820
fucking sucks.

1340
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,000
It's really cold.

1341
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:19,520
And then, um, out of fucking nowhere, I just felt this fucking like presence.

1342
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:28,400
Like it felt like the air got heavy and I'm like, uh, oh, and, um, I felt like you, you

1343
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:32,600
ever get like the thought in your head, like that somebody's saying something to you, but

1344
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,560
like you're like, they don't say it out loud.

1345
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,240
Like you can kind of like feel it from them.

1346
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,960
You know what I'm talking about?

1347
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:45,600
Um, so I get this feeling like that somebody behind me is like, don't fucking turn around.

1348
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,960
And I'm like, whoa, this is kind of fucking weird.

1349
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:53,000
And then the, like the craziest part of this whole thing is I felt two arms like press

1350
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,200
off behind me on the wall.

1351
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,240
And I'm like, oh fuck.

1352
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,440
And then like, I kind of was like, I said out loud, I'm like, listen, I'm just trying

1353
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,440
to fucking warm up.

1354
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,880
I will get out of here and get back to my car.

1355
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,400
Like just, just let me out.

1356
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,660
And like, I kind of felt like it kind of like back off on me.

1357
01:07:08,660 --> 01:07:11,600
But then I kind of felt it be like, I'm going to be fucking watching you.

1358
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,620
You warm the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.

1359
01:07:13,620 --> 01:07:14,880
So I'm like, all right.

1360
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:19,880
And it's like, also like, like I kept feeling like, like this dread in my stomach, like

1361
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:24,600
do not look in that corner wherever the fuck it went, like do not turn around, do not look

1362
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,260
at it, like just fucking get the fuck out of here.

1363
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:29,120
So I'm like, all right, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

1364
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,120
I'm leaving.

1365
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:35,420
So I ran away and I just, I ran back to my car and that was like the first like paranormal

1366
01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:39,360
experience that like, I was like, I don't have any explanation for that.

1367
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,280
And that was like really spooky.

1368
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:46,440
However, there was another time that I was with my fiance when she was just my girlfriend

1369
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:50,460
at this point, we'd been dating for like a year and she said, she's never had a ghost

1370
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:52,460
experience in her life, but she wants to.

1371
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:53,920
And I'm like, all right.

1372
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,400
So I took her up there and like, we were doing like the stupid shit with like a Polaroid

1373
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,280
and taking like stupid pictures of each other, you know, like we're doing like the, the fall

1374
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,240
photos or whatever.

1375
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:07,840
And then the same spot where I had that, like that, that like interaction down in like the

1376
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,860
basement, I just felt drawn to there for whatever reason.

1377
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:16,280
And I opened up the door and it looked like the entirety of the basement was just pitch

1378
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,280
black.

1379
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,520
And this is like during like kind of like sunset and there's a bunch of windows down

1380
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,520
there.

1381
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,200
So it shouldn't be pitch black.

1382
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:29,000
So I put the, the Polaroid up and I took the flash like camera and I flashed it and I shit

1383
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
you not.

1384
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:34,560
And I was like, there's a fucking like burned face in front of me and my, my fiance saw

1385
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:38,420
it and she said it was like right, whatever that figure was in the split second that the

1386
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:43,300
light flashed was right up to my face, like directly in front of me.

1387
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:46,020
And then I kind of like backed up and I'm like, yo, did you see that?

1388
01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:47,020
My wife's just running.

1389
01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:48,440
My she's running away.

1390
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,200
She's like, I don't want us to be here.

1391
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,200
So I started chasing her.

1392
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,200
I'm like, you're just going to fucking leave me.

1393
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,200
She's like, not running from you.

1394
01:08:55,200 --> 01:09:00,720
And then like I get back to the car and she's like, and I'm like, so one of the things that

1395
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:05,800
I like to do with like ghost like experiences is ask the person before I tell them what

1396
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,320
I saw so I can kind of collaborate, corroborate like what I saw.

1397
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:15,300
And I write down what I saw like on my phone, like notepad just before they start talking.

1398
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:19,560
So we can go back and if they, if they saw the same thing that I did, that's when I'm

1399
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,320
kind of like, okay, now there's two people that saw this.

1400
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:25,320
I wrote this down before they, before they talked to me.

1401
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,700
So I know that I didn't change this.

1402
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:30,560
So we talked to each other and she's dry, described the same exact thing to me.

1403
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,760
And I'm like, there's something credible there.

1404
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:36,720
Like, you know, and then there's a, there's a story about me and Allie Mack, but I think

1405
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,360
Casey would kill himself.

1406
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,360
Oh fuck.

1407
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:49,400
If I, uh, if I said anything about that, I have a major disaster on the podcast.

1408
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,520
Casey just spilled this wine everywhere.

1409
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:56,200
All right, we're going to take a break.

1410
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:03,400
We'll be right back and we're back.

1411
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:06,800
So after that, Travis, they fucking Casey spilled his wine.

1412
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,800
I did.

1413
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:12,320
Um, here's a article that I was looking at just now.

1414
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:17,280
Uh, Trump actually blamed the plane crash on diversity hires.

1415
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:22,880
He blamed it on Biden for hiring diversity hires.

1416
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:27,960
That's the lowest you could fucking go.

1417
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:35,760
It's not funny, but it's, well, all right.

1418
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:43,720
So Biden, he hires the blacks, he hires the women and we have a lot of blacks.

1419
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,400
We have a lot of women in the administration.

1420
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,400
Okay.

1421
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:56,320
Um, the black crash in the, in the pot, in the, in the, in the river by the, we have

1422
01:10:56,320 --> 01:11:00,400
a lot of blacks and women in the administration.

1423
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:06,120
President Trump blamed diversity requirements at the federal, at the FAA and his two democratic

1424
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:10,840
predecessors for the mid air collision, uh, saying that the standards for air traffic

1425
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,080
controllers had been too lax.

1426
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:26,800
Not that they were, it never really gets old.

1427
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,880
It's a, it's a tried and true formula for himself.

1428
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:36,880
Like if you think about it, Trump is like, has become like the, like the leader in basically

1429
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:41,320
standup comedy at this point, he'd just become fucking president and he could say whatever

1430
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,880
the fuck he wants.

1431
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:59,320
He just, well, I want the IA more so I'll blame this plane crash on D. Unreal.

1432
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:08,760
I mean, it's just such a, it's, it's so sad to be like, I just, I don't know.

1433
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,600
Yeah, I don't know.

1434
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:16,760
I think, uh, I think they're going to be, uh, investigating this and I think this might

1435
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:24,480
be, oh, definitely as it showed kind of, um, Trump's nine 11, if you will, you think it's

1436
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,480
that like serious?

1437
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:32,520
You think I mean, I'm a fucking military helicopter crashed into a jet and like 60 people died

1438
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,080
went to the fucking river in the Capitol.

1439
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,120
That's, that looks pretty fucking bad.

1440
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:40,840
Yeah, but to call it like a nine 11.

1441
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,840
Yeah.

1442
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:47,160
I just think it's funny how, you know, fucking Trump takes credit for ending the war in Gaza

1443
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,920
before he's president.

1444
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:52,160
Then while he's president, something bad happens and he blames Biden.

1445
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:55,760
Like the last guy, the fucking last guy did it with his fucking diver.

1446
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,560
He hired too many black people.

1447
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:01,040
This is the problem with iron blacks.

1448
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:05,760
They all fucking, we have a lot of blacks working for us.

1449
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,240
Okay.

1450
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:14,440
I'm the administration with when you hire the blacks, I also saw the, the, uh, the fucking

1451
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:20,080
Trump's chief of staff limited Elon Musk's access to Trump.

1452
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:23,460
So like, he's not like allowed to go in the white house without their permission because

1453
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:28,080
he was kind of, uh, he was kind of getting too much up in Trump's business and they like

1454
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,080
didn't want him in there.

1455
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,840
And he also made them look bad with like the Nazi salute and shit, dude, it fucking smells

1456
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,840
like a distillery down here.

1457
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:36,840
Yeah.

1458
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,560
It's cause I fucking spilled the wine all over the place.

1459
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:42,280
Tyler kind of wine was a case, you know, new war.

1460
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,240
Oh, refined pants.

1461
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,400
It's not about fancy.

1462
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,880
It was like $9.

1463
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,480
He's like, my favorite kind of wine.

1464
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,480
What's that?

1465
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,480
Riesling yeah.

1466
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:55,480
Riesling for sure.

1467
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,480
Hmm.

1468
01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:03,080
I like a semi either semi sweet or semi dry Riesling.

1469
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,480
When I still drink, I used to love Scotch.

1470
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:08,880
Scotch was my fucking go to, I fucking loved it.

1471
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:14,360
I used to have like this fucking like Japanese fucking Scotch that was fucking unbelievable.

1472
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:21,320
I forgot the name of it.

1473
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,120
So what did you guys talk about while I was gone?

1474
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:32,080
Um, we got after about the, uh, Elon Musk, uh, the, the helicopter crash into the plane.

1475
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,000
How autistic do you think Elon Musk is?

1476
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,640
Or do you think he's not autistic at all?

1477
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,400
He's got, no, he's got a little bit.

1478
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,320
I'm pretty sure he's got a touch of the Tism.

1479
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:46,080
I throw up a Nazi salute and you're trying to throw your heart to the crowd.

1480
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:54,000
And like, I'm, I'm fully in the party that like, he wasn't trying to do a Nazi salute.

1481
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
He's just that autistic.

1482
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,800
He just was, I don't know.

1483
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,520
Was he, cause he, he didn't just like fucking wave like Kamala and Obama when they were

1484
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,520
like doing it.

1485
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:07,120
That was just like a, um, like part of the video where they were just calling like this.

1486
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:13,440
No, but if you freeze it right here, it looks like you're giving a fucking Nazi salute.

1487
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:16,480
But what you did was the actual Nazi salute where you go like this.

1488
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,000
No, you fucking tap your chest and then that's what he did.

1489
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,800
No, he fucking did it with an open hand.

1490
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,800
You gotta do it with a closed hand and then you do the Nazi like arm thing.

1491
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,760
You said I'm giving my heart to the Nazi.

1492
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:28,760
Yeah.

1493
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,600
You do it with a closed fist with the Nazis and you go forward and then you take your

1494
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,600
thumb and you put it in.

1495
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,840
Oh, he knew what he was doing.

1496
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:35,840
You know what exactly.

1497
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,840
Like, look how awkward he looked while he was doing it.

1498
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,840
Like a Nazi would be like very poignant about it.

1499
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,960
Let's literally look at autistic man.

1500
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,720
So excited, but he didn't know what to do.

1501
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:53,320
So he just autistically did a not like when he was like jumping with his like fist up

1502
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:54,320
at the Trump rally.

1503
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,320
That was real weird.

1504
01:15:55,320 --> 01:16:00,800
Did you ever see how he's built like a fucking refrigerator to like, did you ever see his

1505
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:01,800
chest?

1506
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,440
He looks like he's a fucking Minecraft character.

1507
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,320
Like it's fucking ridiculous.

1508
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,680
Brood has brood has fucking barrel chest out the fucking wazoo.

1509
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,680
Jesus Christ.

1510
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,640
Try to get Ali back in this call is like fucking fucking calculus.

1511
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,640
I was calling him into the call.

1512
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,640
He's like, well, hang on.

1513
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,080
I'm going to give my PC.

1514
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,160
I got to download my shaders.

1515
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:28,200
I thought she was, was ready.

1516
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,200
All right.

1517
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,200
Oh my God.

1518
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:34,880
You ever fucking, so I got a fucking story that, you know, I probably don't want any

1519
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:40,800
of my family members or fucking, you know, well they don't listen to this thing to hear.

1520
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:49,240
So I was fucking eating out my girl at one point and I was, I was eating her out and

1521
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:53,840
she just shaved like a couple of days ago, but it was like still like stubble out there

1522
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,360
and I rubbed my nose in the stubble when I was doing it and I didn't realize it.

1523
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:03,800
And like, I thought that she was just really wet and I picked my head up and my head and

1524
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,800
she just goes, are you okay?

1525
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:05,800
And I go, what?

1526
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:10,680
And I'm covered in fucking blood because I fucking severed like a fucking vessel in my

1527
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:15,600
nose and I was just fucking dripping blood out of my nose, but I was just down there

1528
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,600
for so long.

1529
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,040
I'm like, I'm doing a great job.

1530
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,040
She's really wet.

1531
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:25,000
I come up and I'm just covered in blood and I'm like, oh, and then I'm like, I feel kind

1532
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,000
of weak.

1533
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,920
Actually I need to, you know, fucking stop this blood.

1534
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:36,320
So I had to fucking like stuff in my nose and I'm like, this sucks.

1535
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,280
That was one of the fucking, probably the most awkward sexual encounter I had was, was

1536
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,240
that, that was bad.

1537
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,240
That's a nightmare.

1538
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:49,320
Are you, you like a big clit work guy?

1539
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,320
Yeah.

1540
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:51,560
You know, I like doing the clit work.

1541
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:54,680
I like going up and down, you know, all this, all the fun stuff.

1542
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:55,680
Make the, make the alphabet.

1543
01:17:55,680 --> 01:18:01,960
I like to rest my chin somewhere in and around the hole.

1544
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,960
Have a couple of fingers in the hole, finger towards the ass.

1545
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,320
My tongue just stays on the clit the whole time.

1546
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,320
Yeah.

1547
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,960
It's a, it's a, it's, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a science.

1548
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:11,960
It's a science.

1549
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:12,960
You gotta be able to move.

1550
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:17,040
It's kind of like, you know, what I tell people is you can stick your tongue out there, lock

1551
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:21,160
it to your chin and use your head, put your head, do all the movement.

1552
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,720
Cause you move that tongue around too much.

1553
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:24,080
You're going to get tired.

1554
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,080
Yeah.

1555
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,080
Yeah.

1556
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:29,240
You know, unless you got a really strong tongue, right?

1557
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:33,360
If you're flicking your tongue around for fucking, you know, cause these women, it takes

1558
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,840
them fucking 10 minutes to come.

1559
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,960
You need to fucking flicking your tongue for 10 minutes.

1560
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,200
You're going to get fucking locked jaw.

1561
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,760
How about just headbutting the pussy dude?

1562
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:46,240
Like just fucking, it's a thing.

1563
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,520
This fucking dog dog dog dog.

1564
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,280
Hey, you gotta get a little spic.

1565
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:58,400
Oh, you know, you gotta get into it like that.

1566
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,640
It's just fucking, let's go dude.

1567
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,240
I fucking, I, I for the longest time, I hated doing it.

1568
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,840
It just fucking like, it tasted like sweat to me, dude.

1569
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:07,840
It's soft.

1570
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,480
Cause you don't want to go down near the hole.

1571
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,480
Yeah.

1572
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,240
Cause that just tastes like down there.

1573
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:15,240
Because I mean, that's when I was first started and I'm like, this is what I gotta do.

1574
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,240
Right?

1575
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,240
I gotta lick the hole.

1576
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,240
What's a clitoris?

1577
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:24,200
I don't know what the fuck daddy's that's fucking black magic.

1578
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,560
You gotta find the clitoris and get after it.

1579
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,160
Push that thing like a speed bag.

1580
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:31,880
What about eating ass?

1581
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,960
I know fucking, I love eating ass.

1582
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:35,560
I'll eat an ass all day.

1583
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,800
Tongue punch to the fart box.

1584
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,960
What about you getting your ass eaten?

1585
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,960
How about that?

1586
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:43,600
Listen, I love having my ass eaten.

1587
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,600
Oh, that's good.

1588
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,600
Nah, dude.

1589
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,640
Have you ever had your ass eaten, dude?

1590
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:47,640
It's fucking awesome.

1591
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:48,640
Casey, Casey's over here.

1592
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,640
Cause he's never gotten his ass eaten.

1593
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,000
He doesn't know the pleasures of it.

1594
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,680
Like, you know, that's pretty fucking sick, dude.

1595
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:56,680
It's awesome.

1596
01:19:56,680 --> 01:20:02,880
Casey, one day when you're getting blown up way up in the air, get that asshole out there.

1597
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:07,120
He spread your asshole to the fucking sun, dude.

1598
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,120
Gross.

1599
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:09,120
Unbelievable.

1600
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:13,960
You get a tongue on that sweet tight ass of yours.

1601
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,960
It'll change your life.

1602
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,960
It'll change your fucking life.

1603
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:22,240
You know, you guys say this and this is the reason why I think like Peking is gay and

1604
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,240
that shit.

1605
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:25,240
Cause you're just like fucking eating ass.

1606
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:26,240
Eating ass?

1607
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,240
Ow, fucking woman.

1608
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,120
That's a fucking, that's super straight.

1609
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,840
You don't eat ass, Casey?

1610
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:31,840
No, he doesn't.

1611
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:32,840
Gross.

1612
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,840
Fucking unbelievable.

1613
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,840
Unbelievable.

1614
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:39,280
There's nothing I love more than eating ass.

1615
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,280
Oh, hello?

1616
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,280
Hello?

1617
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,280
Oh, fuck you.

1618
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,280
Legalize eating ass, Ali Mac.

1619
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,480
Ali Mac, you eat ass or no?

1620
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,480
Oh yeah, of course.

1621
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:50,680
Fucking, let's fucking go, Ali Mac.

1622
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,960
Let's fucking go.

1623
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:56,400
Casey, this is three cultured men in a fucking chat and you're a little fucking boy.

1624
01:20:56,400 --> 01:21:00,200
I gotta say, if you told me I was going to be walking into this call and immediately

1625
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:03,880
I was going to have Kyle and Tyler backing me, I would have told you you were a fucking

1626
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:04,880
liar.

1627
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:08,960
I was doing it out in the group chat with everyone for an hour.

1628
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:13,360
I walked in and I'm immediately pitted against my only sometimes valid entry.

1629
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,760
I came up with a scientific experiment to figure out whether or not you're gay.

1630
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:20,880
You should do it at the age of 18 while you're in high school, your 18th birthday, you have

1631
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,800
to do this and it gets stamped on your license, right?

1632
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,480
I'm going to ask you.

1633
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:29,560
Are you straight or are you gay?

1634
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,040
I am straight.

1635
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:36,640
There's a sheet covering up everything but the pussy and the cock.

1636
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,760
There's a pussy and a cock in front of you.

1637
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,800
All you see is the pussy and the cock, right?

1638
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,880
You have to perform oil sex on one.

1639
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:47,080
Which one are you going to do it on?

1640
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:50,760
Wait, you got to explain this a little bit more to me.

1641
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:54,680
So walk into an office, it's a guessing game, there's a pussy.

1642
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,880
It's not a guessing game, Ali Mac.

1643
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,480
It's a preference game.

1644
01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:59,680
And there's a cock.

1645
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,480
There's a sheet covering everything else, right?

1646
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,720
You can't see the person, nothing.

1647
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:03,720
You see the pussy.

1648
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,040
No, for you to phrase it this way, it really is leading me to believe that this is a trick

1649
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,040
question.

1650
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,560
No, it's actually not.

1651
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,800
There's a pussy and there's a cock.

1652
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,000
There's a sheet about it.

1653
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,320
You identify as straight, whatever.

1654
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:18,320
What are you going to do?

1655
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,760
You have to perform oil sex on one of the two.

1656
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,600
Well I mean, I'm going to go for the pussy.

1657
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:23,600
I suck my own dick.

1658
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,240
Because you're straight, right?

1659
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:28,840
I mean, I would like to believe so, but I'm waiting for this to get turned against me.

1660
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:34,160
Well, if you were a gay man, what would you do?

1661
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,880
I mean, I wouldn't know.

1662
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,120
If you were a gay man, you would suck the cock.

1663
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,120
All right.

1664
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:40,120
It's not a trick question.

1665
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:46,040
Any better test to figure out whether somebody's straight or gay?

1666
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,960
Suck a dick or lick the puss, dude.

1667
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:51,400
I mean, I feel like eventually you're just going to figure it out.

1668
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:56,440
No, but what I was trying to say is like, all these people bitch about, oh my God, they're

1669
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,360
teaching gay in the schools and making all the kids gay.

1670
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:04,560
I am a firm believer you're either born gay or you're born straight, right?

1671
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:10,880
So at the age of 18, when you become 18, you either eat the pussy or you suck the cock

1672
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,400
and you get a stamp on your fucking license.

1673
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,120
Bang, straight, bang, gay.

1674
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:17,120
That's it.

1675
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,560
There should be an ass too.

1676
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,000
And if you eat ass, then you just get a golden star.

1677
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,000
We don't need the ass.

1678
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,160
We're trying to find out gay or straight.

1679
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,160
All right?

1680
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,360
So another thing that I want.

1681
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,400
We're not teaching the kids to be gay.

1682
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,400
I want to ask you.

1683
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,400
You're born gay or not.

1684
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:37,280
You're either born that you want to suck the cock or you want to eat the pussy.

1685
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,280
That's it.

1686
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:39,280
That's it.

1687
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,280
You're born that way.

1688
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,280
I got one more question about this.

1689
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,280
All right.

1690
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,520
Do you have to do it to completion on both of them?

1691
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:48,160
If you lick the pussy, do you have to make the girl cum?

1692
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:50,600
And if you suck the dick, do you have to suck it till they cum?

1693
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,280
Wait, is this a real person?

1694
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:56,040
So is this just a cock that's getting sucked over and over and a pussy is getting licked

1695
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,040
over and over?

1696
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:58,040
No, you can cycle.

1697
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,040
You can cycle them.

1698
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,040
They run the whole fucking 18 year old.

1699
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:01,040
Well, no, this is on your 18th birthday.

1700
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:06,040
So you can't imagine everybody's doing it on the same day.

1701
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,040
Jesus.

1702
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:10,280
But all I'm saying is if you've got to suck the cock, you're going to suck it till it

1703
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:12,840
either blows in your mouth or on your face.

1704
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:13,840
Right?

1705
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:18,280
Or if you eat the pussy, she's going to fucking cum and be normal or she's going to squirt

1706
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:19,280
all over the place.

1707
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,280
You have to change your fucking shirt.

1708
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,280
You've got to get a new fucking mattress, right?

1709
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:29,320
I just can't even believe this is like an out of body experience.

1710
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:33,640
Just walking into this chat and immediately just getting thrown straight into this discussion.

1711
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,640
How are you?

1712
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:35,640
How are you doing?

1713
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:36,640
Ali back?

1714
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:37,640
I'm doing pretty good.

1715
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,440
I'm a little tipsy right now.

1716
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,440
We're having fun.

1717
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:41,440
Damn.

1718
01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:42,440
He's a little tipsy.

1719
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:43,440
He can't come to the podcast.

1720
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,440
No, I'm just kidding.

1721
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:48,200
I, you know, you know, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be right back.

1722
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,200
Oh, there it is.

1723
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:51,520
Guys, guys, guys.

1724
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:57,840
I, uh, I can't make the podcast today because, uh, my old lady is sick, but, oh, hang on.

1725
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:05,640
I just pleased somebody on a messenger and I'm fucked up off a fucking, uh, alcohol.

1726
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:06,980
This is fucking cock.

1727
01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:07,980
You gotta love it.

1728
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:12,360
You know, the sad thing is I couldn't tell if that was Ali Mac or you, you did such a

1729
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:13,360
good job.

1730
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:17,200
I don't care if Ali makes here or not.

1731
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:24,360
The thing is Ali Mac, you voted for a fucking Trump and now you're like, you voted for Trump

1732
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:29,000
and now you're going on about how he's, you know, how he's a Nazi and how he's doing all

1733
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,000
this bad shit.

1734
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,600
You fucking voted for a motherfucker.

1735
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:34,720
Dude, I fucking think Kamala was even worse though.

1736
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,720
You flipped a fucking coin.

1737
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:39,280
Hey, hey guys, guys, hold on.

1738
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:40,280
Hold on a second.

1739
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:41,280
Hold on.

1740
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,880
I'm just going to send something to the group chat and tell me how you feel about that.

1741
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,760
I don't, I don't have my phone near me.

1742
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,760
Okay.

1743
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:47,760
I like that.

1744
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:48,760
That's pretty cool.

1745
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:49,760
Right?

1746
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:50,760
Oh, nevermind.

1747
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,760
It pops up right here.

1748
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:52,760
Yeah.

1749
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,760
What do you think of that?

1750
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:54,760
That's pretty cool.

1751
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:55,760
I don't know.

1752
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:56,760
It's not real people.

1753
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:57,760
So no, that's cool, dude.

1754
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:03,160
I will tell you, the stories in anime porn are always top notch.

1755
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:05,840
Dude, Hentai is an art form, dude.

1756
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:06,840
I'm telling you.

1757
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:13,240
I was just, I was just telling a story about the first and only Hentai porn I ever watched

1758
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,240
as a young lad.

1759
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:16,920
How did it affect you?

1760
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:22,880
Well, it definitely did because this girl was a student and she was like failing.

1761
01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:27,520
Who was, was some guy at cancer or somebody at cancer.

1762
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:32,800
And basically she blew the professor to get like a good grade.

1763
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,480
And then she like screwed the professor later on.

1764
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:36,960
All right.

1765
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,080
Like, Oh, all right.

1766
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:42,160
You get your nut all further screwing.

1767
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,160
There we go.

1768
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,360
Listen, you get three minutes left to the video.

1769
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,800
So you're like, I might as well finish this out.

1770
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:52,160
Basically she takes a nose dive off a bridge and kills herself to end the video.

1771
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,160
Yeah.

1772
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:54,160
Yeah.

1773
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,160
Yeah.

1774
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:58,600
So did you like get like an emotional attachment to her and you felt like actually bad when

1775
01:26:58,600 --> 01:26:59,600
she did it?

1776
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,880
Yeah, no, a hundred percent.

1777
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,880
Yeah.

1778
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,960
You know, she was a main character and you don't expect that.

1779
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,880
Well, that's, that's the thing about it.

1780
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:06,880
All right.

1781
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:12,600
I don't mean to say this in any form of derogatory way towards the Japanese, but they're just

1782
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:17,880
a little bit different when it comes to the forms of media that they create and digest.

1783
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:18,880
Yeah.

1784
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:19,880
Yeah.

1785
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:20,880
I don't know.

1786
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:24,720
It's just like, I mean, we talk to a lot of their cultural norms, like out there, like

1787
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:30,240
it, you literally just like, if, if your girlfriend's not putting out or something, they'd just

1788
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,120
be like, Oh yeah, why don't you go fuck a stripper?

1789
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:34,200
They encourage their boyfriends to do it.

1790
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,440
And that's like culturally accepted.

1791
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,440
Yeah.

1792
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:40,520
At the same time, if you walk out wearing a mini skirt, you're a fucking whore.

1793
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,760
Like it's just like their culture is just so different from us.

1794
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:48,920
It's so like fucking crazy, like so crazy just out there in some ways, but then they're

1795
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:50,800
so prudish in other ways.

1796
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,480
It's very, it's very weird.

1797
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,760
I can't really understand their culture, to be honest.

1798
01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:57,200
I'd love to go there to try to like figure it out a little bit better.

1799
01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:00,440
Do you ever see like the fucking like sleeping pods that they have?

1800
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:01,440
Like you can go and sleep.

1801
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,440
I love that.

1802
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:03,440
Yeah.

1803
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:04,440
Like they're a little like hostile pods.

1804
01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:05,440
Yeah.

1805
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:10,000
Like you can like they like I'm like a fucking like, like a, like a, like in like a, like

1806
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,760
a restaurant you can go and they have like a fucking like little pod.

1807
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,760
That's like a, it's, it's a semi bed.

1808
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:20,080
It's like a half like chair, half bed, and you can pay $10 and just sleep there for the

1809
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:21,080
night.

1810
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:25,500
Like that's, it's insane that like go like staying out that long, like because like you

1811
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:29,840
work like such long hours and instead of going home, you can just go there and pay $10 to

1812
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:30,840
sleep.

1813
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:31,840
That's fucking insane.

1814
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,680
Also, they have mandatory unpaid overtime over there.

1815
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:37,200
I don't know if you, if you heard that before.

1816
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:40,240
Well, that sounds fantastic.

1817
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,240
Yeah.

1818
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,240
So you think slavery is a good thing?

1819
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,240
No.

1820
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,240
Yeah.

1821
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,240
That slavery.

1822
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:51,120
So well, I mean, that's Japan is really like the, the big, you know, heart of capitalism

1823
01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:52,120
really.

1824
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:55,360
So that's just fucking Japanese people are slave.

1825
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,160
Basically the capitalism, they fucking work themselves to death.

1826
01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,160
They do.

1827
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:00,840
They do work themselves to death.

1828
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,760
That is a fact that they do actively work themselves to death.

1829
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:08,460
Like the male suicide rate in Japan is fucking unbelievable.

1830
01:29:08,460 --> 01:29:09,460
Like it's staggering.

1831
01:29:09,460 --> 01:29:11,880
How do we not work ourselves to death here?

1832
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,160
Because we do.

1833
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:14,640
We do in a different way.

1834
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:15,640
Yeah.

1835
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:16,640
Yeah.

1836
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:17,640
Everybody works themselves to death.

1837
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,440
I just forget mentally work myself to death.

1838
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:21,840
Fucking 24 hours a week.

1839
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:25,800
You mean, you know, 24 hours, seven days, I would fucking love that.

1840
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,760
Yeah, but 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

1841
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,120
No, I mean, I literally only have to work 24 hours a week.

1842
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,360
It's still fucking sucks ass.

1843
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:44,400
I was, I'm working twice that every single week and I load myself by the way, Tyler,

1844
01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:48,360
what I do this time, can I just, can I, can, no, you didn't do anything, but can I just

1845
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:52,280
fucking address the fact that I'm not going to throw any names out here, but a certain

1846
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:58,000
person at our now current mutual employer, holy fuck, man, that was one of the most bizarre

1847
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,120
shifts I've ever had in an ambulance ever.

1848
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:06,080
That was hands down, including Mohawk, the most miserable fuck I have ever worked with

1849
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,520
for fucking 12 hours a week.

1850
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,160
Off the air, off the air.

1851
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,160
I'll tell you.

1852
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,160
No, just don't say his name.

1853
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:16,120
No, no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a lot more off the air about how that guy's a fucking

1854
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,120
psychopath.

1855
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,120
Okay, I get like initials here or?

1856
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:22,120
No, I'm not even going to do that.

1857
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,480
I wouldn't, I wouldn't just because I don't know.

1858
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:28,640
Would I have ever met this person, worked with this person?

1859
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:29,640
Maybe he's been around.

1860
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,880
Is this the guy that used to work with us?

1861
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:34,520
No, he, he did work there.

1862
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:39,160
I don't know when he stopped though, because a couple of people at my full time job do

1863
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:41,480
know him from that place.

1864
01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:45,440
But I, he might've been before all of our times in that regard though, because the people

1865
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:48,640
I talked to had worked there long before most of us did.

1866
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:52,240
Um, but, uh, no, this guy was just fucking like terrifying.

1867
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:54,320
He's one of those guys you walk in.

1868
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,280
I wouldn't say terrifying.

1869
01:30:56,280 --> 01:31:01,000
If anything, like I hate to say it, like in a weird way, you almost just kind of feel

1870
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:07,480
bad because it's like what had to happen in your life for you to be that miserable?

1871
01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,160
Cause it's not just this job.

1872
01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:14,120
No, he's, he's fucking, no, he was, he was like X like fucking like special forces, like

1873
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:15,440
combat shit.

1874
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:20,520
Well, and I kinda, I kinda figured something along those lines, but like you walk into

1875
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:25,560
work for like four days in a row or something and you say good morning to someone and they

1876
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,360
look at you and just scoff.

1877
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:29,520
And it's like, huh.

1878
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:32,240
And then like I picked up not even knowing what the guy's name was.

1879
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:34,320
Like didn't realize it was that person.

1880
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,880
And I got put with them that night and holy shit dude, it was just like a fucking acid

1881
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:38,880
trip.

1882
01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:41,920
I give the same little fucking dissertation I get to any of my new partners and I'm like,

1883
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:44,400
Hey man, it seems like I'm missing something.

1884
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,400
Just like, just speak up a little bit.

1885
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,400
I'm deaf in one ear.

1886
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:48,400
I occasionally miss stuff.

1887
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:49,400
I'm not being an asshole.

1888
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:50,400
I'm not ignoring you.

1889
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,680
And he goes, yeah, no, I got selective hearing.

1890
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:55,920
So if it seems like I'm ignoring you, it's because I fucking am.

1891
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:57,360
Jesus Christ.

1892
01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:58,360
Fuck.

1893
01:31:58,360 --> 01:31:59,360
Wow.

1894
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,240
You're just a fucking peach.

1895
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:02,240
Aren't you?

1896
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:05,840
And then like fucking like we get in the start, we get in the ambulance.

1897
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:06,840
He's like, don't buckle the straps.

1898
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:08,800
You're just gonna fucking unbuckle them anyways.

1899
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:10,520
They like go to lock the ALS.

1900
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:12,400
No, no, no, no, no.

1901
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,400
Fuck you.

1902
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:14,520
Buckle those straps.

1903
01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:15,520
Make it look nice.

1904
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:16,520
That's what I'm saying.

1905
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,520
That's what I'm saying.

1906
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:18,520
That's what I'm saying.

1907
01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:19,520
That's what I'm saying.

1908
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:20,520
That's what I'm saying.

1909
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:21,520
That's what I'm saying.

1910
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:22,520
That's what I'm saying.

1911
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,760
I'm not gonna go up in cushy fucking neighborhoods.

1912
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,800
Maybe try spending a couple of years in Lansingburg.

1913
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:27,800
All right.

1914
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:29,680
You'll sell him the blow it out his fucking ass.

1915
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:30,680
No, bro.

1916
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,680
If you're the medic, you're the medic, right?

1917
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,680
I didn't.

1918
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:34,680
I didn't listen.

1919
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:35,680
No.

1920
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,680
So he is also one.

1921
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:37,680
We were double medic that day.

1922
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:41,480
But I mean, I didn't tell him to like blow it up his ass or anything.

1923
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:44,360
I would think it says that I would too.

1924
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:46,160
I said, what's the fucking problem?

1925
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:47,160
Bag it.

1926
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,160
I didn't.

1927
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,160
I didn't say that.

1928
01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,160
I just didn't do it.

1929
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:51,160
He told me to buckle this.

1930
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:52,520
He left the straps on buckle.

1931
01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:54,000
They just left them on buckled.

1932
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,800
And then like I'm wearing gloves.

1933
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:56,800
They're in patient care.

1934
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:57,800
Right.

1935
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,600
And he goes, oh, what are you doing?

1936
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,600
He tried to like pick out like some stipulation.

1937
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:06,600
He's like, that's like an infection control violation.

1938
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:07,600
To wear gloves?

1939
01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:08,600
Yeah.

1940
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,080
And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1941
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:11,080
I didn't say that.

1942
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,960
It would be an infection control issue if you didn't wear gloves.

1943
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:14,960
Yeah.

1944
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:15,960
I know.

1945
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:16,960
I know.

1946
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:17,960
And I just went like, oh.

1947
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:21,080
And he tried saying that in front of like, we walked into a hospital at this point.

1948
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,680
And I'm like still like actively doing patient care.

1949
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:26,940
But I'm also like, I mean, I wiped down the tablet I use every call.

1950
01:33:26,940 --> 01:33:28,880
Like just because like it does get gross.

1951
01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:29,880
You're wearing your gloves.

1952
01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:30,880
You're not wearing your gloves.

1953
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,640
Regardless, you're touching this thing all the time.

1954
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,560
You don't know who fucking used it before you.

1955
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,480
Things probably covered in fucking norovirus and corona and shit.

1956
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:39,600
So like wipe the fucking thing down.

1957
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,780
It's not that hard.

1958
01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:43,120
But he's dinging me on that shit.

1959
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:47,000
And he's like really trying to like lay into me and give me a dissertation about how what

1960
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:50,720
I'm doing is wrong in front of like three other ambulance crews.

1961
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:51,720
And they're sitting there.

1962
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:55,680
And that's the point where like I don't fire back at him, but I'm just obviously dismissing

1963
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:56,680
everything.

1964
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:57,680
I was like, oh, yeah.

1965
01:33:57,680 --> 01:33:58,680
Oh, shit.

1966
01:33:58,680 --> 01:33:59,680
OK.

1967
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,680
Yeah.

1968
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:01,680
Maybe next time, man.

1969
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:03,560
Like just very clearly being sarcastic.

1970
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:08,360
But this is the type of dude who is so out of it that he'll shit on you.

1971
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:13,320
But like if you're very clearly not giving a fuck about what he says and completely dismissing

1972
01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:18,120
everything and you can even actively be an asshole to him in front of him, he doesn't

1973
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:19,440
give a fuck.

1974
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:23,960
Like after the after the shift, I talked to the other crew that was on and I was like,

1975
01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:26,480
they were like sarcastically like, oh, how did it go tonight?

1976
01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:28,960
And I was like, is this dude always like this?

1977
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:29,960
Yep.

1978
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,200
And this dude's within earshot at this point.

1979
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:33,760
And I like didn't whisper that.

1980
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:37,080
But like I tried to keep it like somewhat quiet because I was like, I don't know, maybe

1981
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:38,600
this guy's just having a rough night.

1982
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,080
I don't know him.

1983
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,560
And I say that shit.

1984
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:46,960
And then the other medic I talked to just starts like very loudly, completely this guy

1985
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:50,360
heard it, just shitting on him for five straight minutes.

1986
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:54,280
And I know this motherfucker's in the other room hearing every word of it.

1987
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,640
And he just doesn't care.

1988
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:56,640
He doesn't.

1989
01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:59,160
And it's like, and that's just crazy to me.

1990
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:04,320
I just I've never met someone like that in my entire life that has had just blatant disregard.

1991
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:08,920
It's honestly kind of admirable in some ways, just such blatant disregard for the way that

1992
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:11,160
other people think about him.

1993
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:15,360
And then in every other way, like every other way in terms of like the job we're fucking

1994
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:16,360
doing and stuff.

1995
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:19,480
You got to have some sense of professionalism, even if you're burnt out.

1996
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,760
You got to clock in and do your job.

1997
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:26,640
Like even if you're like a week from retirement, you got to fucking come to work ready to do

1998
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:29,560
work, not just like be completely checked out.

1999
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:30,560
I don't know.

2000
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:31,560
It was just weird.

2001
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:34,200
He was just shitting on me the entire time.

2002
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:39,240
And like every patient I had, it was just like, what the fuck is this guy's deal?

2003
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:40,240
It was so weird.

2004
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:42,520
It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had.

2005
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:44,840
I'll never ever work with him again.

2006
01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:48,680
Yeah, I actively take shifts with him not on it.

2007
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:49,920
Yeah, no, no.

2008
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:52,120
I straight up told the other people on that crew.

2009
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:55,160
I was like, I will never ever work this shift again.

2010
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:56,560
I can't do it.

2011
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:58,200
Like it's just it's unbelievable.

2012
01:35:58,200 --> 01:35:59,200
Like how can you?

2013
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:00,200
No, boy.

2014
01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:01,200
All right.

2015
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:04,400
Well, well, we, we lost, we lost Kyle for a little bit there.

2016
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:08,360
He said dad, you calling now you shut that shit down, man.

2017
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:13,360
Like there's so many fucking people that just fucking disrespect you for no reason.

2018
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:14,360
So I did.

2019
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:15,360
I did.

2020
01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:16,680
But I did it in a way that didn't escalate.

2021
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:17,680
I know it's hard.

2022
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:20,240
It's hard to use a supervisor, right?

2023
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:21,240
Yeah.

2024
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:25,520
But like at the same time, dude, like I knew full well, not like off a rip, I had to get

2025
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:29,840
a read on the guy for like a call or two, but like just walking through it, I was just

2026
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:36,040
like once I got to a certain point, I was like, I don't care if I pissed this guy off

2027
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,040
like what?

2028
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,040
All right.

2029
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,960
So I knew I realized a couple of things after working this after working a call or two with

2030
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:41,960
him.

2031
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:45,720
I knew that escalating it further and like yelling at him wasn't going to do anything

2032
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:47,820
because he wasn't going to give a fuck.

2033
01:36:47,820 --> 01:36:49,800
So there's no point in doing that.

2034
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:53,280
Like there's no point in like standing my ground firmly because he's just going to sit

2035
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:56,840
there and yeah, the only thing you can do is just be like, shut the fuck up, dude.

2036
01:36:56,840 --> 01:37:00,440
Don't talk to me the rest of the shift and we're just going to fucking do our jobs.

2037
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:02,680
I didn't even say that because he wouldn't care.

2038
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:03,680
He wouldn't care.

2039
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:05,080
So I just, I stopped talking to him.

2040
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:09,400
I didn't have to say that I was going to, I just stopped talking to him and I just started

2041
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:12,880
dismissing everything he was saying and he was telling me to do certain shit and like

2042
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:15,240
telling me not to do shit that I knew I should have.

2043
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,960
And I just, I didn't listen to him.

2044
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:23,200
I just did it because I knew this motherfucker was lazy enough that he like, even if he wanted

2045
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:29,360
to go down that road, one, he's not going to write me up because I'm doing my job correctly.

2046
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:34,240
But even more importantly, even if he wanted to, he doesn't give enough of a shit about

2047
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,860
it to go through that process.

2048
01:37:36,860 --> 01:37:44,120
Like this is a guy who comes in and does the bear bear bear minimum, like just enough to

2049
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,480
fucking skate by.

2050
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:46,480
That sounds terrible.

2051
01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:48,720
How they let people fucking people like that work there.

2052
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:52,440
Still, you want to know the weirdest thing, the weirdest fucking thing Casey is that the

2053
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:56,600
one like nine one one call I went on with this guy, we weren't doing a transport or

2054
01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:57,600
anything.

2055
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:02,380
The one nine one one call we had, it was this little old lady who had some chest pain.

2056
01:38:02,380 --> 01:38:04,280
She threw up.

2057
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:08,600
She shit herself and it was just like overall like an irritating call.

2058
01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:10,020
It's like three o'clock in the morning.

2059
01:38:10,020 --> 01:38:12,240
It's an irritating time for this call to come through.

2060
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:15,400
I've seen some people get grumpy at old ladies like that.

2061
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:18,840
That's usually like the fucking burnout meter right there is if you're going to give this

2062
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:20,360
old lady shit.

2063
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:25,160
This guy surprisingly, his patient care was phenomenal.

2064
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:29,480
Like actually took care of the patient, treated them with a ton of respect and everything.

2065
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:30,480
Really?

2066
01:38:30,480 --> 01:38:32,840
And then as soon as he walked out of the room.

2067
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:33,840
Yeah, no.

2068
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:34,840
Exactly.

2069
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:39,160
We are made a patient as soon as we get back in the ambulance, straight back to being a

2070
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:44,960
fucking asshole out of fucking nowhere starts micro critiquing the little tiniest nuances

2071
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:50,360
I did on the call about shit that wasn't even like again, like stupid shit, like wearing

2072
01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:51,840
gloves and stuff like that.

2073
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:52,840
Like I don't even know.

2074
01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:55,400
Like I don't understand what he was even telling me.

2075
01:38:55,400 --> 01:39:00,680
He was telling me not to wear gloves, but only during certain points.

2076
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680
Like I don't know.

2077
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:03,880
He wasn't saying like no gloves entirely.

2078
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:06,240
That wasn't his point, but I couldn't understand what he meant.

2079
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:08,440
And I even tried to ask him a question or two.

2080
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:10,040
Like he was just trying to be a dick.

2081
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:13,760
I think he's like touch the stretcher with gloves that you're to use or something.

2082
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:14,760
It's like contaminating.

2083
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:16,800
That's fucking stupid.

2084
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:18,080
Which I wasn't doing.

2085
01:39:18,080 --> 01:39:21,080
There was three instances where he called me off the gloves and none of them.

2086
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:26,080
I was doing that because I, when I wanted to be a little dick at fucking our previous

2087
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:29,600
employer, I would say that shit even because it would just be like, oh, like, what are

2088
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:30,600
you doing?

2089
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:32,920
Like, don't do that shit because like we're walking into the house.

2090
01:39:32,920 --> 01:39:35,360
You haven't even seen the patient yet.

2091
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:38,960
Like we don't wipe that shit down or you don't know if the crew before you wipe that down.

2092
01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:41,320
You have no idea what you're touching people with, with those gloves.

2093
01:39:41,320 --> 01:39:42,840
All that shit's on your hand now.

2094
01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:44,280
That's not a bad point.

2095
01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:47,680
That's like some food for thought kind of, but I'm never going to ding someone super

2096
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:48,680
hard for it.

2097
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:51,040
But again, I wasn't even touching the stretcher.

2098
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,560
I was actively involved with patient care at that point.

2099
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:55,120
And you're yelling at me for wearing gloves.

2100
01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:58,800
So I'm sure he had a point to it that he just wasn't explaining.

2101
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:04,280
And again, he didn't give enough of a fuck to tell me about it.

2102
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:06,560
And it was just like, I don't know.

2103
01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:08,880
It was just, it was very, very weird.

2104
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:14,240
I've worked with some incredibly burnout people that I've had a tough time with at our previous

2105
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:15,360
employer.

2106
01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:20,360
I worked with that dude with the fucking mustache that worked up on the hill that refused to

2107
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:25,400
go lights and sirens in the city unless it was like a pediatric arrest, anything other

2108
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:29,240
than that he wasn't going to go lights and sirens with because in his mind, I ain't going

2109
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,720
to get a slavery faster.

2110
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,760
There's no fucking reason.

2111
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:36,240
Like, even that I was like, wow, this guy's burns.

2112
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,240
Fuck.

2113
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:39,960
This guy didn't hold a fucking candle to the guy I worked with.

2114
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:43,760
And then I go back to like my full time place and like, I talked to a couple people who

2115
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:48,240
used to work in that county and they're like, oh, they're like your first cleared shift

2116
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:49,240
as a medic.

2117
01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:50,320
You worked with that guy.

2118
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:51,320
That's fucking tough.

2119
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:57,440
It's like, I felt like somebody should have fucking give me and give me a PSA on this

2120
01:40:57,440 --> 01:40:58,440
guy.

2121
01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,240
Like I never ever would have picked that shift up.

2122
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:03,760
I thought I told you about him, but apparently you did.

2123
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:04,760
You did.

2124
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,280
But like, I didn't think anything of it.

2125
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:08,000
Like I figured it couldn't have been that bad.

2126
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:10,240
You never told me just how bad it was.

2127
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:11,240
Yeah.

2128
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:13,960
You told me it was just like, oh yeah, he's an asshole.

2129
01:41:13,960 --> 01:41:16,380
And it's like, I've worked with a million assholes in EMS.

2130
01:41:16,380 --> 01:41:17,380
That's not a problem to me.

2131
01:41:17,380 --> 01:41:18,960
I don't have to fucking get along with you.

2132
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:22,560
I'm working a 12 hour shift with you and if I really fucking hate you, I won't pick up

2133
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:23,560
with you again.

2134
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:27,540
But this was the type of guy that like, this is probably the only person that I would ever

2135
01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:31,000
actively tell other people never to pick up with.

2136
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,880
No, I got a couple of those.

2137
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:34,880
I know.

2138
01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:37,280
And there's a couple of them running around that place too.

2139
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:38,280
Like for sure.

2140
01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:39,280
Yeah.

2141
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:40,280
For sure.

2142
01:41:40,280 --> 01:41:41,280
There is not, not anymore.

2143
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:45,480
Actually that, that kind of, no, let me tell you the first time I worked there compared

2144
01:41:45,480 --> 01:41:47,960
to the second time I worked there miles better.

2145
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:48,960
Oh yeah.

2146
01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:49,960
Miles, miles better.

2147
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:53,100
I actually really enjoy working there and I'm not letting that one shift harness my

2148
01:41:53,100 --> 01:41:56,560
opinion on the place, but it was.

2149
01:41:56,560 --> 01:42:01,820
So I got, I got something for you that you haven't responded to me in the chat.

2150
01:42:01,820 --> 01:42:04,320
Have you heard the new bad flower fucking song?

2151
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:05,920
Oh, London, right?

2152
01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:06,920
Yeah.

2153
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:07,920
Great song.

2154
01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:09,720
I fucking love that song, dude.

2155
01:42:09,720 --> 01:42:12,880
Like I, I've been playing that on repeat since I fucking had that.

2156
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:15,360
I'm like, that song's fucking great.

2157
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:17,800
Music video is real fucking weird if you've seen it yet.

2158
01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:19,520
I have not seen it yet.

2159
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:22,880
It's one of those songs that like, you know, I like sometimes you log into Spotify and

2160
01:42:22,880 --> 01:42:25,400
it like tells you like new artists, like, oh yeah.

2161
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:26,400
Yeah.

2162
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:30,840
Somebody you listen to and I usually don't click on those, but I caught that one and

2163
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:32,280
I listened to it at work.

2164
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:34,640
Like I don't know, like three or four nights ago, whatever night it came out.

2165
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,240
And it was like five days ago.

2166
01:42:36,240 --> 01:42:37,240
Damn dude.

2167
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:42,720
It's fucking, I like, dude, I like how it goes from like a jazzy like to a thing back

2168
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:45,400
to like standard bad flower, then back to like jazzy.

2169
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:48,680
And then it does like a filthy breakdown towards the end there.

2170
01:42:48,680 --> 01:42:49,680
Yeah.

2171
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:53,880
Oh, their style is evolving a little bit, which is cool because for a while I hate to

2172
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:58,040
say it, like I really like bad flower, but they were kind of pumping out like the, the

2173
01:42:58,040 --> 01:42:59,840
same kind of music for a long time.

2174
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:02,480
Like the standard like pop punk ballads and shit.

2175
01:43:02,480 --> 01:43:03,480
Yeah.

2176
01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:09,200
Like the little like ghost jester, like it was just, it was starting to turn into all

2177
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:12,720
kind of the like promise me or whatever that song was.

2178
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:15,320
I can't remember, but it was like, I fucking love promise me, dude.

2179
01:43:15,320 --> 01:43:17,360
It's a great song.

2180
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:21,240
It's a great song, but it's like, that's one of those albums that like, if you listen to

2181
01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:27,280
all the songs are good, but that's a tough album to listen to front to back because every

2182
01:43:27,280 --> 01:43:29,080
song is kind of the same vibe.

2183
01:43:29,080 --> 01:43:30,080
Yeah.

2184
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:31,480
And they're switching it up a little bit now.

2185
01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:33,000
It's like, I don't know.

2186
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:36,960
It's like almost like a Nickelback kind of like a Nickelback or Creed kind of effect.

2187
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:39,000
They all have the same vibe to it.

2188
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:40,000
Yeah.

2189
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:41,000
But they're expanding.

2190
01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:42,000
They're, they're starting to differentiate.

2191
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,000
It's incredible.

2192
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,000
I really liked them a lot.

2193
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,000
Yeah.

2194
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:46,760
It's like a kind of, of, of London.

2195
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,160
I also liked Detroit too.

2196
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:50,040
Detroit was a good song.

2197
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:52,600
And then that's off the same little EP there, right?

2198
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:53,600
Yeah.

2199
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:55,100
It was, it was London, Detroit.

2200
01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:57,840
They put ghost on the EP for whatever reason.

2201
01:43:57,840 --> 01:44:01,280
I was wondering that too, because I was like, Oh, it's gotta be a different version of it.

2202
01:44:01,280 --> 01:44:02,280
Right?

2203
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:03,280
No, it was just the same ghost.

2204
01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:04,280
Nope.

2205
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:05,280
It's the same fucking song.

2206
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:07,280
And then, and then there was one other song that they put on there.

2207
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:11,080
I can't remember which one, but I think it was another one that was like, you know, from

2208
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:15,080
an old album that they just put on the EP just to like, be like, I guess there's a B

2209
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:16,360
side here.

2210
01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:18,060
There's a B side to this.

2211
01:44:18,060 --> 01:44:19,060
It's the same.

2212
01:44:19,060 --> 01:44:20,060
Yeah.

2213
01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:21,060
Which is, which is weird.

2214
01:44:21,060 --> 01:44:24,560
Cause usually when you see like an artist, like if they're releasing singles for an upcoming

2215
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,480
album, their first single will be in a solo little single album.

2216
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:28,480
Yeah.

2217
01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:32,520
And they release a second single and it'll be like that single and the first one.

2218
01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:37,200
And they like build the singles into like a little mini album until they put the whole

2219
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:38,200
thing out there.

2220
01:44:38,200 --> 01:44:39,200
But that's weird.

2221
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:40,660
They just released ghost on it.

2222
01:44:40,660 --> 01:44:42,640
That's like from three albums ago now.

2223
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:43,640
Yeah.

2224
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:44,840
But I don't really know why they did that.

2225
01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:49,160
I just, I really like, I think it's because it had a new music video that came out for

2226
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:50,160
it.

2227
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:52,320
That ghost actually got a music video.

2228
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:56,480
So that might be, that might be it, but I really liked, I really liked London.

2229
01:44:56,480 --> 01:45:01,160
Detroit was good too, but like London, I really, really liked that song.

2230
01:45:01,160 --> 01:45:03,440
I thought ghost has had, let me look this up.

2231
01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:06,840
I thought ghost had a music video for the longest time.

2232
01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:08,800
It was like the dude killing himself in the car.

2233
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:09,800
Right?

2234
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:15,000
I don't remember maybe, but like I, I, ghost is a good song, but I just get real fucking

2235
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,000
sad dude.

2236
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,000
Yeah.

2237
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,000
When I listen to that.

2238
01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:19,000
Yeah.

2239
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:20,000
They, they did.

2240
01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:24,280
They made the music video for that a couple of years ago, but no, no, I agree with you.

2241
01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:30,080
I will say with bad flower, they're kind of a weird artist where it's like, I love listening

2242
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:34,200
to them, but I need to be in the certain frame of mind to listen to them.

2243
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:40,200
And they're also another band that I've tried showing a couple people and that's one of

2244
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:43,440
those bands that is so sad boy.

2245
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:45,800
It's kind of hard to get other people into it.

2246
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:46,800
Oh, haunting haunting.

2247
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:47,800
Yeah.

2248
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:48,800
Like the other one.

2249
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:49,800
Okay.

2250
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:51,440
Haunting you was another good song too.

2251
01:45:51,440 --> 01:45:53,000
I liked haunting you a lot.

2252
01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:54,000
Yeah.

2253
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:58,720
Like EMS, EMS people I've been able to get into bad flower, but outside of that, like

2254
01:45:58,720 --> 01:46:02,580
I tried showing my cousin who more or less is the same music taste as me.

2255
01:46:02,580 --> 01:46:08,280
And he was like, Al, I'm not trying to be an asshole, but like, this is just too dark

2256
01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:09,280
for me.

2257
01:46:09,280 --> 01:46:10,280
Yeah.

2258
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,680
I'm listening to the lyrics and it just tells too sad of a story.

2259
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:14,520
He's like, I don't understand how you like that.

2260
01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:17,760
Every single song by bad flower has a sad story, dude.

2261
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:18,760
Yeah.

2262
01:46:18,760 --> 01:46:19,760
Yeah.

2263
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:20,760
It really does.

2264
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:21,920
Like promise me is a devastating story.

2265
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:22,920
Yeah.

2266
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:26,720
It's like your loved one dying of cancer and how they promised you that they were going

2267
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:29,480
to grow old with you and then they just fucking die.

2268
01:46:29,480 --> 01:46:30,760
Slowly digesting that.

2269
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:31,760
Yeah.

2270
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:32,760
Like, and then ghosts.

2271
01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:33,760
Yeah.

2272
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:36,760
And then ghosts is just about killing yourself.

2273
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:37,760
Yeah.

2274
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:40,320
It goes straight up just about offing yourself.

2275
01:46:40,320 --> 01:46:47,120
And unlike most bands, like for example, like MCR and like 21 pilots, and I hate, I know

2276
01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:51,240
Tyler that you hate that I just grouped those two into one another, but this part's true.

2277
01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:53,000
What I'm about to say next.

2278
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:58,120
They both have incredibly dark songs that juggle the topics of suicide and mental health,

2279
01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:00,380
like depression, stuff like that.

2280
01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:06,000
But usually towards, even if there's a song that is just straight up, desolation, darkness,

2281
01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:13,360
sadness, depression, usually towards the end of the album, there's a insightful uplifting

2282
01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:16,280
ballad that kind of like lifts you up.

2283
01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:19,200
And it's like, well, everything was shit, but we're going to keep fighting.

2284
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,360
We're going to get through it.

2285
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:21,360
Everything's going to get better.

2286
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:25,800
Or even if I'm fucking, even if I'm fucking dying, it's like the world's going to go on.

2287
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:29,760
And then it's just, we're going to go even darker.

2288
01:47:29,760 --> 01:47:30,760
Yeah.

2289
01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:31,760
Bad flowers.

2290
01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:34,880
Just like, I'm going to kill myself and it's fucking over, dude.

2291
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:41,480
It's a weird, it's a weird type of music, but like when you get in that head space,

2292
01:47:41,480 --> 01:47:42,480
it's cathartic.

2293
01:47:42,480 --> 01:47:44,360
I don't, I don't know how to describe it.

2294
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:48,840
And I haven't been in that head space, thankfully since we all worked at that place.

2295
01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:54,200
But I also think that like a song like London is like a good, like, like removal from like

2296
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:55,200
that.

2297
01:47:55,200 --> 01:48:01,240
It's a sad song, but like it's, it's not like, you know, like the edges of the oblivion type

2298
01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:02,240
fucking song.

2299
01:48:02,240 --> 01:48:07,320
It's more of a, you know, uh, you know, I really want to be with you type thing.

2300
01:48:07,320 --> 01:48:09,840
Like you'll, will you love me forever type thing?

2301
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:14,760
Like it's not like, like I can't buy your love, but will you still love me anyways?

2302
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:15,760
Type thing.

2303
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:18,720
It's not like an existential crisis song.

2304
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:19,960
It doesn't get that deep.

2305
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:21,280
Like most of their other shit does.

2306
01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:24,520
It's just like, do I actually deserve to be loved by you type thing?

2307
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:27,960
Like instead of being like, I'm going to kill myself now.

2308
01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:32,360
It's a ghost was literally like, I slit my wrist.

2309
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:33,800
I wasn't successful.

2310
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:35,440
It was so painful.

2311
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:38,720
Everybody around me, everybody around me hated me for it.

2312
01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:40,760
And then I did it three more times.

2313
01:48:40,760 --> 01:48:44,160
Do it again until I'm successful.

2314
01:48:44,160 --> 01:48:47,160
That song's fucking crazy.

2315
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:51,520
I'm like, dude, that's like, I, I listened to a lot of dark songs and like, like that's

2316
01:48:51,520 --> 01:48:56,040
kind of like my music tastes is like relatively dark, like songs.

2317
01:48:56,040 --> 01:49:00,640
And like, even sometimes like that one's a little too dark to listen to at some points.

2318
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:06,040
Like I'm like, especially if you're in a bad way, I'm like, this is a little too dark,

2319
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:09,600
but also sometimes if I'm in a bad way and I hear that song, I'm like, well, at least

2320
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:10,600
I'm not that bad.

2321
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:14,960
Like right now, it's like almost kind of cathartic.

2322
01:49:14,960 --> 01:49:16,920
It's just like, it helps you get it out.

2323
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:21,080
You listen to that song for like two or three, two or three times and you're like, all right,

2324
01:49:21,080 --> 01:49:22,080
it's out.

2325
01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,280
But it's like the fucking blade away from me.

2326
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:25,280
I am a freak.

2327
01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:29,320
I am afraid that all the blood escaping me won't end the pain and I'll be haunting all

2328
01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:30,840
the lives that cared for me.

2329
01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:35,640
Like fucking brutal, heavy, heavy, heavy fucking lines.

2330
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:40,200
That's like some, I don't know if I've discussed this on the pod before, but there was an episode

2331
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:45,200
actually if you can believe it or not, a Bojack Horseman, the animated show called the view

2332
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:46,200
from halfway down.

2333
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:47,920
Oh, that's a great episode.

2334
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:48,920
That's a good episode.

2335
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:49,920
That's really good.

2336
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:55,640
It's when the, yeah, it's when the main character essentially is going through an existential

2337
01:49:55,640 --> 01:50:01,600
like depressive episode where unintentionally kind of like he was contemplating suicide,

2338
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:08,520
but like this wasn't a, this wasn't like a intentional attempt, I should say, overdosed

2339
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:10,480
and was faced down in a pool.

2340
01:50:10,480 --> 01:50:14,080
And the whole episode takes place within his head.

2341
01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:19,880
And it's just him dying and it's him like saying goodbye to all the people he's known

2342
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:23,760
and they're like walking through a door of just blackness.

2343
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:24,760
And then he's like, Oh, where'd they go?

2344
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:25,760
And they're like, Oh, they're gone.

2345
01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:26,760
They're forever.

2346
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:27,760
No afterlife.

2347
01:50:27,760 --> 01:50:28,760
No, no, nothing like there.

2348
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:29,760
Yeah.

2349
01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:31,640
It's a fucking, it's a dark.

2350
01:50:31,640 --> 01:50:35,480
And then after everybody goes and the whole crowd, it's, it all takes place in the stage

2351
01:50:35,480 --> 01:50:40,360
of like a, of like a, everybody walks through the door and then they're like, all right,

2352
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:41,960
buddy, it's your turn.

2353
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:42,960
Go down.

2354
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:45,360
And he's like, I don't want to fucking, I don't want to do it.

2355
01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:48,480
He's like, Oh, no, no, it's not your choice anymore, buddy.

2356
01:50:48,480 --> 01:50:49,480
It's no, sorry.

2357
01:50:49,480 --> 01:50:50,480
It's done deal.

2358
01:50:50,480 --> 01:50:51,480
Yeah.

2359
01:50:51,480 --> 01:50:54,160
And he did not to be too depressive here.

2360
01:50:54,160 --> 01:50:58,640
He does get yanked out of the pool and he lives and everything and he struggles with

2361
01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:03,040
it for a while, but like it was just like a cerebral episode.

2362
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:07,280
And I almost think that like that same sort of catharsis is kind of what bad flower gives

2363
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:08,280
you.

2364
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:11,680
It's a fucking one line at the end though, is when he's like screaming that he should

2365
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:14,080
have told his mom that he loved her like a good son.

2366
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:18,760
I was just like, Holy shit, that's fucking like, and like, that's one of the last lines

2367
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:20,080
in the song too.

2368
01:51:20,080 --> 01:51:22,920
And I'm like, yeah.

2369
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:28,840
And what I can relate that to is when Bojack's on the phone with Diane and Diane's like,

2370
01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:29,840
I'm not actually here.

2371
01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:31,440
This is all in your head.

2372
01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:34,560
I can stay on the phone with you if my voice comforts you.

2373
01:51:34,560 --> 01:51:35,560
Yeah.

2374
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:38,440
He's like, can you just stay and talk to me for a little bit?

2375
01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:40,200
And she's like, I can do that.

2376
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,160
And I'm like, God damn, that sucks.

2377
01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:43,160
Yeah.

2378
01:51:43,160 --> 01:51:52,160
And it was just like, and from like a, I don't know, it's as like a way of symbolizing that

2379
01:51:52,160 --> 01:51:55,560
he's getting like more and more dead, essentially.

2380
01:51:55,560 --> 01:51:56,600
He's starting to overdose.

2381
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:59,960
This black ooze is just creeping into the room.

2382
01:51:59,960 --> 01:52:02,840
And at that point when he's on the phone, he just goes like, Oh, I just need you to

2383
01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:04,640
tell me everything is going to be okay.

2384
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,680
And he's just like, I can't tell you that.

2385
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:09,360
Like I'm not going to lie to you.

2386
01:52:09,360 --> 01:52:11,200
Like you're dying.

2387
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:15,440
Like you're overdosing and it's just like, I don't know.

2388
01:52:15,440 --> 01:52:18,400
That episode left such a crazy fucking impact on me.

2389
01:52:18,400 --> 01:52:20,200
And I was just like, yeah.

2390
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:24,240
It's one of those shows because it started off like, aha, depressed horse.

2391
01:52:24,240 --> 01:52:26,720
And it just turned into like, holy shit.

2392
01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:33,900
This is usually they use the depression and stuff as like a means for some dark, but kind

2393
01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:37,280
of like melancholic, really funny, dark humor.

2394
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:40,040
And then that was one of those episodes that wasn't even funny.

2395
01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:45,600
And then there was also, there's also the one episode where fucking, what was her name?

2396
01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:50,960
Sarah Jane or Mary Lynn, Mary Lynn, when she died and he just kind of turns to her and

2397
01:52:50,960 --> 01:52:55,480
she just goes and he kept saying her name and like, and then it just fades to black.

2398
01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:58,200
I'm like, dude, that's fucking brutal.

2399
01:52:58,200 --> 01:52:59,200
Yeah.

2400
01:52:59,200 --> 01:53:00,200
That episode.

2401
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:01,200
Yeah.

2402
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:03,960
That episode I think left just as crazy because they just put it on a downward spiral and

2403
01:53:03,960 --> 01:53:05,480
they were doing drugs the whole time.

2404
01:53:05,480 --> 01:53:13,800
And it's just like, man, that was just such a fucking it was a fucking like liberal.

2405
01:53:13,800 --> 01:53:14,800
It's a good series.

2406
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:17,820
And then it has like episodes that are like, you know, family guy and shit.

2407
01:53:17,820 --> 01:53:21,920
That's like, you know, just standard, like light hearted, light hearted, light hearted

2408
01:53:21,920 --> 01:53:22,920
and funny.

2409
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:26,680
And then it just fucking punches you in the balls.

2410
01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:28,440
That's like bad flower, though.

2411
01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:29,440
Bojack Horseman.

2412
01:53:29,440 --> 01:53:34,320
My, my success rate with getting people into that show is also pretty low.

2413
01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:35,320
Yeah.

2414
01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:39,760
But you need to be in a specific frame of mind to be receptive to a show like that and

2415
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:43,160
really understand the message it's trying to give you, because otherwise it's just going

2416
01:53:43,160 --> 01:53:45,120
to come across as like too edgy.

2417
01:53:45,120 --> 01:53:46,120
Yeah.

2418
01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:47,120
Yeah.

2419
01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,640
It's going to come across as like edgy for the sake of being edgy.

2420
01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:51,660
And that's not the message it's trying to give.

2421
01:53:51,660 --> 01:53:59,440
It's trying to give like a perspective into somebody with like a really dark and depressed.

2422
01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:01,160
So I like state.

2423
01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:02,880
I had a fucking like thing.

2424
01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:06,200
My mom was just like, oh, are you watching any shows?

2425
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:07,200
I'm like, not really.

2426
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:12,000
And she was like, oh, and I'm like, listen, like, and she's like trying to suggest shows

2427
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,000
to me.

2428
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:17,920
I'm like, the best way I can put this is I like shows that make me feel bad.

2429
01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:18,920
Yeah.

2430
01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:22,240
And she's like, this is why you're so depressed all the time.

2431
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:24,160
Like, no, that's not why I'm depressed.

2432
01:54:24,160 --> 01:54:32,080
I'm just, I like shows that can kind of like show you and like kind of explain like why

2433
01:54:32,080 --> 01:54:33,600
I feel bad.

2434
01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:38,560
And I like the shows that just like the like cyberpunk edge runners for another thing like

2435
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:41,480
that ending makes you feel terrible.

2436
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:45,640
But I'm like, I like shows that make me feel that way.

2437
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:47,920
Like sometimes there's not good endings.

2438
01:54:47,920 --> 01:54:52,560
Like that's what I liked about cyberpunk edge runners specifically is that even though

2439
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:58,080
he did that, like it's kind of like the whole the whole like, like, like themes of cyberpunk,

2440
01:54:58,080 --> 01:55:02,120
the game and the show is that there's not really going to be a good ending, but you

2441
01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:04,440
can still live life how you want to live life.

2442
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:09,160
And I like, I like that more than just, you know, super depressive like doing that.

2443
01:55:09,160 --> 01:55:13,520
But like, that's what I liked about like the cyberpunk universe is that, hey, you're probably

2444
01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:15,320
not going to get the good ending you want.

2445
01:55:15,320 --> 01:55:18,760
You know, the whole thing with Johnny Silverhand being like different.

2446
01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:20,440
You want you expected a better ending.

2447
01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:21,440
Yeah.

2448
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:22,840
Wrong people and wrong city type thing.

2449
01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:27,080
And I'm like, but it's, it's like, but you can live your life how you want to live your

2450
01:55:27,080 --> 01:55:29,080
life, even if you get a bad ending.

2451
01:55:29,080 --> 01:55:31,000
And I like that a lot.

2452
01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:32,000
Yeah.

2453
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:37,720
You need, you need pieces of media that don't end happily outside of outside of horror.

2454
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:43,000
Horror is one of the only categories where I've seen just a true dark ending where evil

2455
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:44,880
wins and stuff like that.

2456
01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:49,440
Because if you have every show with a happy ending, there's no risk.

2457
01:55:49,440 --> 01:55:54,560
There's no risk when you watch the happy shit where it's like, oh, this is gonna like everything's

2458
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:58,920
gonna work out and the hero is gonna live and he's gonna get the girl or the girl is

2459
01:55:58,920 --> 01:56:00,120
gonna get the guy.

2460
01:56:00,120 --> 01:56:03,320
It's like, you can't, every story can't end that way.

2461
01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:10,920
You need some that end more bittersweet and some that just end up straight up dreadful

2462
01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:13,400
where like evil just fucking wins.

2463
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:18,200
Like the, oh man, what's the one fucking horror movie I watched?

2464
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:19,200
Oh God.

2465
01:56:19,200 --> 01:56:21,840
It's the one where the fucking hereditary.

2466
01:56:21,840 --> 01:56:22,840
I don't know if you guys.

2467
01:56:22,840 --> 01:56:23,840
Yeah.

2468
01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:27,160
I think it's the one where the fucking hereditary hereditary at the end of that movie spoilers

2469
01:56:27,160 --> 01:56:28,160
for anyone.

2470
01:56:28,160 --> 01:56:31,040
Skip 30 seconds ahead if you haven't seen it.

2471
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:35,800
Actually I kind of already said what happens, but it's like the worst possible scenario

2472
01:56:35,800 --> 01:56:37,120
happens at the end.

2473
01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:38,560
The whole family dies.

2474
01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:41,440
The anti-Christ gets the male body it wanted.

2475
01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:42,440
Yeah.

2476
01:56:42,440 --> 01:56:44,360
And the movie ends on that note.

2477
01:56:44,360 --> 01:56:45,360
I love that movie.

2478
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:49,480
I think that was one of the most like after I saw that movie, I was just like fucked up

2479
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:50,480
for like two days.

2480
01:56:50,480 --> 01:56:56,760
That movie had some deeply disturbing scenes in it outside of like the girl getting decapitated

2481
01:56:56,760 --> 01:57:02,040
on the telephone pole, which was a major shocker, but like I think like the scene that just

2482
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:09,720
plays in her Pete in my head from that one, honestly is when the mother is possessed and

2483
01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:12,720
she's just banging her head on the attic door.

2484
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:13,720
Oh yeah.

2485
01:57:13,720 --> 01:57:16,240
That's a crazy scene.

2486
01:57:16,240 --> 01:57:20,840
And it just looks so unnerving because her head is banging into the wall at such like

2487
01:57:20,840 --> 01:57:22,760
a fast pace.

2488
01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:25,760
That's just so unnatural, but it doesn't look CGI.

2489
01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:30,920
I don't know how to describe it.

2490
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:32,720
It doesn't look like it's sped up.

2491
01:57:32,720 --> 01:57:33,720
It's visceral.

2492
01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:34,720
It doesn't look fake at all.

2493
01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:35,720
Yeah.

2494
01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:39,960
It just looks like something's powering her head into that fucking wall.

2495
01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:44,060
And then like the part when she gets into the attic and she's sawing her head off with

2496
01:57:44,060 --> 01:57:45,760
the fucking coping saw blade.

2497
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:46,760
Yeah.

2498
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:48,480
That was like crazy.

2499
01:57:48,480 --> 01:57:51,280
That's one of those movies that admittedly I showed it to my girlfriend.

2500
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:53,280
She fucking hated it.

2501
01:57:53,280 --> 01:57:57,920
It was just way too much.

2502
01:57:57,920 --> 01:58:04,720
I went on like this kick of watching the most disturbing horror movies and that was definitely

2503
01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:07,320
one of them.

2504
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:11,080
So like, is that like a 21, a 24 or whatever?

2505
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:13,240
Is it, is it one of those films?

2506
01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:15,720
I didn't know if it was.

2507
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:20,040
It's by the guy Ari Aster that directed Midsommar.

2508
01:58:20,040 --> 01:58:21,040
Yeah.

2509
01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:24,200
I think that is an a 24 film then.

2510
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:25,640
That's not, it's not a 24.

2511
01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:29,800
I got to know because I thought Midsommar was a 24.

2512
01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:30,800
Wasn't it?

2513
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:33,280
No, I'm getting the name of the studio wrong.

2514
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:34,800
It's not a 24.

2515
01:58:34,800 --> 01:58:39,120
I think it is a 24.

2516
01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:41,240
But it is a 24.

2517
01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:42,240
Yeah.

2518
01:58:42,240 --> 01:58:44,680
I think my Google searches weren't leading me down the right track for a minute.

2519
01:58:44,680 --> 01:58:49,320
Yeah, but you know, just going back to the, to the edge runners things for a second, you

2520
01:58:49,320 --> 01:58:54,440
watched that because I told you to, because you liked the game and like, I was fucking

2521
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:58,040
devastated for like the rest of the day after I finished that series.

2522
01:58:58,040 --> 01:59:02,320
Like I was like, God damn, like that sucked.

2523
01:59:02,320 --> 01:59:07,520
Like I really liked David as a character and I'm like, fuck dude, that sucks.

2524
01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:11,840
I was wondering if like you had like the same like, kind of like, fuck dude, this sucks.

2525
01:59:11,840 --> 01:59:16,160
Like, and you like, it like affected me for the rest of the day.

2526
01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:17,960
We talked about this actually once.

2527
01:59:17,960 --> 01:59:18,960
Actually we've probably talked about it.

2528
01:59:18,960 --> 01:59:21,360
I actually know we talked about this on Casey's back deck.

2529
01:59:21,360 --> 01:59:22,920
We didn't talk about it in the pod.

2530
01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:24,840
So cyberpunk edge runners.

2531
01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:27,200
I absolutely love the art style.

2532
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:32,200
I fucking adored the music.

2533
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:35,120
Edge runners didn't quite do it for me.

2534
01:59:35,120 --> 01:59:36,120
Really?

2535
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:37,440
Just because, and I'll tell you why.

2536
01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:43,480
It's just because I don't think me and Dave, I couldn't relate to David too much.

2537
01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:47,520
I think that David was, and you do like, and like, absolutely.

2538
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:51,720
When I, when I watched the show and like, I was almost looking through it.

2539
01:59:51,720 --> 01:59:56,440
Like unfortunately you can't like, live someone else's life.

2540
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:59,680
I wouldn't even say that, but it's like, you know how like, when somebody like suggests

2541
01:59:59,680 --> 02:00:05,320
you a movie or suggests you a song, you can't help but look at that piece of media through

2542
02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:06,320
that person's eyes.

2543
02:00:06,320 --> 02:00:10,920
So yeah, like you're, yeah, like you're looking through the lens of it, of like this was suggested

2544
02:00:10,920 --> 02:00:12,640
to me by this person.

2545
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:15,760
So it was like, I hate to say it, but it's like, I looked through that and I was like,

2546
02:00:15,760 --> 02:00:22,640
I can 100% see how Tyler fucking adores this because Tyler and David are the same person.

2547
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:24,840
I'm fucking built differently.

2548
02:00:24,840 --> 02:00:25,840
Yeah.

2549
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:30,480
Like I was just like, there's so many points in that show where I would have made different

2550
02:00:30,480 --> 02:00:32,080
decisions from David though.

2551
02:00:32,080 --> 02:00:33,080
Yeah.

2552
02:00:33,080 --> 02:00:35,760
It's just like, and I think you would have too.

2553
02:00:35,760 --> 02:00:40,720
But like, I think you would have made a lot more of the decisions that David did.

2554
02:00:40,720 --> 02:00:44,760
Cause he's kind of fucking retarded, you know, when it comes to shit, he's like, yeah, I

2555
02:00:44,760 --> 02:00:45,760
don't even mean that.

2556
02:00:45,760 --> 02:00:47,720
I don't even mean that in a deprecating way.

2557
02:00:47,720 --> 02:00:51,720
No, no, I'm saying that he's retarded because he's just like, yeah, I'm just going to keep

2558
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:53,280
putting shit in my body.

2559
02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:54,280
That's killing me.

2560
02:00:54,280 --> 02:00:55,280
Fuck it.

2561
02:00:55,280 --> 02:00:56,280
Whatever.

2562
02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,280
Keep going.

2563
02:00:57,280 --> 02:00:58,280
I'm built different.

2564
02:00:58,280 --> 02:00:59,280
I can take it.

2565
02:00:59,280 --> 02:01:06,080
And so you also do like the media that cyberpunk is based off of cyberpunk 2077.

2566
02:01:06,080 --> 02:01:07,080
And don't get me wrong.

2567
02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:13,560
I do love cyberpunk 2077 too, but admittedly you are way much more of a slut for that game

2568
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:14,560
than I am.

2569
02:01:14,560 --> 02:01:15,560
Oh fuck.

2570
02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:16,560
I love that.

2571
02:01:16,560 --> 02:01:20,440
I was an apologist at the beginning of cyberpunk 2077 and everybody's like, this game fucking

2572
02:01:20,440 --> 02:01:21,440
sucks.

2573
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:24,560
I'm like, dude, listen, listen, it's going to be better when they update it, but listen,

2574
02:01:24,560 --> 02:01:26,360
the story is fucking great.

2575
02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:27,720
Just give it a fucking chance.

2576
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:29,000
Like, like I know it's buggy.

2577
02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:30,000
I know it's buggy.

2578
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:33,000
You're going to fall through the earth like six times, but just please.

2579
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:35,160
It's such a good game.

2580
02:01:35,160 --> 02:01:36,160
And I did.

2581
02:01:36,160 --> 02:01:37,880
I played through it again, right?

2582
02:01:37,880 --> 02:01:42,360
My mistake was I played through it right again before the DLC for it came out.

2583
02:01:42,360 --> 02:01:43,360
Oh yeah.

2584
02:01:43,360 --> 02:01:45,360
Fucking Phantom Liberty.

2585
02:01:45,360 --> 02:01:46,360
Yeah.

2586
02:01:46,360 --> 02:01:50,880
So I bet you I revisit that game probably within the next six months and I download

2587
02:01:50,880 --> 02:01:54,760
Phantom Liberty and I enjoy the fuck out of it, but I haven't done that yet.

2588
02:01:54,760 --> 02:01:58,400
But it's like, I remember when the game came out, you and me were just getting into arguments

2589
02:01:58,400 --> 02:02:05,160
because you were a good, you were a huge pan am pan am beautiful lady.

2590
02:02:05,160 --> 02:02:08,200
That was the first game where I don't even know why I was drawn to do it.

2591
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:12,000
Cause usually I play as male characters and games, but I was like, ah, fuck it.

2592
02:02:12,000 --> 02:02:13,520
Like big RPG game like this.

2593
02:02:13,520 --> 02:02:15,500
I never play as a chick.

2594
02:02:15,500 --> 02:02:19,560
And there's so many games where when you play as a dude versus a chick, there's fucking

2595
02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:22,640
colossal differences with the way the story goes.

2596
02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:23,640
Yeah.

2597
02:02:23,640 --> 02:02:27,980
And I heard from you that that's how cyberpunk went because you told me that like certain

2598
02:02:27,980 --> 02:02:32,320
love interests and certain quests go different ways if you're a male or a female.

2599
02:02:32,320 --> 02:02:37,120
And I was like, all right, Tyler played the male version and I want to do some shit that

2600
02:02:37,120 --> 02:02:38,600
he hasn't done in the game.

2601
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:41,160
Like I want to see, so like I can talk to him about that.

2602
02:02:41,160 --> 02:02:48,520
So I played as like a female V and they did you do corporate too, or, or, or, um, you

2603
02:02:48,520 --> 02:02:49,920
didn't nomad or something.

2604
02:02:49,920 --> 02:02:52,960
Cause I did street kid and I think yet you didn't want to do that.

2605
02:02:52,960 --> 02:02:55,760
I did nomad my first play through.

2606
02:02:55,760 --> 02:03:00,880
And then the second time around, right before Phantom Liberty came out, I did a male V and

2607
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:03,720
I did, um, I did a corpo.

2608
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:04,720
Yeah.

2609
02:03:04,720 --> 02:03:07,200
Because I've done, I've done all three.

2610
02:03:07,200 --> 02:03:11,200
I played that I've replayed that game, I think like three or four times at this point.

2611
02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:13,460
I really liked the nomad beginning.

2612
02:03:13,460 --> 02:03:14,800
I like the street kid one.

2613
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:20,020
I think I just like it because it's just like more like gritty, I guess, because you know,

2614
02:03:20,020 --> 02:03:23,280
it's just you just getting into fucking trouble in the city already.

2615
02:03:23,280 --> 02:03:25,440
And like, you don't have to like come into it.

2616
02:03:25,440 --> 02:03:27,880
And I also, I think corporal was the worst one.

2617
02:03:27,880 --> 02:03:30,280
I really did not like corporal.

2618
02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:35,360
I think street kid is the most believable and probably like the most, I don't know how to

2619
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:41,360
say, like, I think like street kid and nomad are the, like the two honestly, like kind

2620
02:03:41,360 --> 02:03:43,640
of cannon beginnings to the game.

2621
02:03:43,640 --> 02:03:44,640
Yeah.

2622
02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:46,680
Corpo just seems a bit farfetched.

2623
02:03:46,680 --> 02:03:50,200
Like if Arasaka wanted you dead, they would have fucking whacked you.

2624
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,200
Yeah.

2625
02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:52,200
Like they would have whacked you.

2626
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:53,440
You start up in the beginning of the game.

2627
02:03:53,440 --> 02:03:56,640
That's no, you don't just slip through the cracks with Arasaka.

2628
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:58,520
They prove that time and time again.

2629
02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:02,880
But nomad, it was like, nomad, I thought was the best beginning because it's like you start

2630
02:04:02,880 --> 02:04:04,880
from the outside of the city.

2631
02:04:04,880 --> 02:04:09,320
And like, I can completely get like starting from street kid, how you wouldn't appreciate

2632
02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:14,980
nomad because I don't know how to describe this, but like nomad, you start on the outskirts

2633
02:04:14,980 --> 02:04:19,440
of the city and like far off in the distance for like the first two, three, four hours,

2634
02:04:19,440 --> 02:04:21,080
you're playing the game.

2635
02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:25,720
It's just like this night city is super far off, but like you can see it in the sky.

2636
02:04:25,720 --> 02:04:27,160
Oh no, I played it.

2637
02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:28,920
I played the nomad beginning.

2638
02:04:28,920 --> 02:04:29,920
Like I get it.

2639
02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:33,040
I know, but I'm just saying like the first time you play it though, the first thing you

2640
02:04:33,040 --> 02:04:34,460
don't know what's there yet.

2641
02:04:34,460 --> 02:04:38,320
So it's like this big buildup of like, you know, it's not the game yet.

2642
02:04:38,320 --> 02:04:40,360
Like you know, you're not there yet.

2643
02:04:40,360 --> 02:04:43,920
And then you finally get into the city and it's like, holy fuck.

2644
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:45,640
Like it's just such like a tension buildup.

2645
02:04:45,640 --> 02:04:49,560
The game just edges you for four hours and then you get in there and you just fucking

2646
02:04:49,560 --> 02:04:53,480
blow rope after rope for like three hours.

2647
02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:55,320
That's the best way I can describe it.

2648
02:04:55,320 --> 02:04:56,320
But I don't know.

2649
02:04:56,320 --> 02:04:57,440
Nomad was cool.

2650
02:04:57,440 --> 02:04:58,440
I liked nomad.

2651
02:04:58,440 --> 02:05:03,520
I feel like like for the game itself though, that StreeKid seems like the most canon option

2652
02:05:03,520 --> 02:05:04,520
of it.

2653
02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,520
The fuck was that?

2654
02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:06,520
Was that your phone?

2655
02:05:06,520 --> 02:05:08,600
Cause StreeKid just makes sense.

2656
02:05:08,600 --> 02:05:11,960
You were in the city and it's all about like a big escape from the city.

2657
02:05:11,960 --> 02:05:14,240
But nomad it's like, oh, we're on the outside of the city.

2658
02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:16,400
Now we're in here, but oh, I want to leave now.

2659
02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:20,760
And like that just doesn't cause it's not like you knew of Pan Am's click or anything.

2660
02:05:20,760 --> 02:05:25,360
And there's a couple of like unique dialogue options with Pan Am.

2661
02:05:25,360 --> 02:05:31,200
The one thing I will say is that when I was a nomad and, but I was like a female V it

2662
02:05:31,200 --> 02:05:36,120
felt kind of weird because like when you meet Pan Am it's like, oh man, like there's such

2663
02:05:36,120 --> 02:05:38,880
good chemistry here as a nomad background.

2664
02:05:38,880 --> 02:05:39,880
Like this would work perfect.

2665
02:05:39,880 --> 02:05:40,880
Yeah.

2666
02:05:40,880 --> 02:05:43,240
But I'm a chick and she's not gay.

2667
02:05:43,240 --> 02:05:46,880
So that's just not working.

2668
02:05:46,880 --> 02:05:51,240
It's like, you can sound like if it was like a male character, it's like, I think that's

2669
02:05:51,240 --> 02:05:56,520
like, I like, I think if you're a Pan Am dude, like you are nomads the way to go because

2670
02:05:56,520 --> 02:05:58,480
it's like you share something in common.

2671
02:05:58,480 --> 02:06:03,120
But that was the cool thing that I thought about it was that the whole thing with the,

2672
02:06:03,120 --> 02:06:08,160
with the StreeKid and Pan Am is that you two came from two totally different worlds.

2673
02:06:08,160 --> 02:06:13,000
So you actually get a bonus StreeKid dialogue with her, like asking about like what nomad

2674
02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:14,000
life is like.

2675
02:06:14,000 --> 02:06:17,880
And I thought that was a kind of like, you know, clashing of worlds type thing.

2676
02:06:17,880 --> 02:06:18,880
Yeah.

2677
02:06:18,880 --> 02:06:20,640
Boys, I'm not going to lie to you.

2678
02:06:20,640 --> 02:06:24,560
I got to take a piss really bad, but then I feel like we got to get Casey involved because

2679
02:06:24,560 --> 02:06:25,560
you have been bored.

2680
02:06:25,560 --> 02:06:26,560
I'm lost.

2681
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:27,560
Yeah.

2682
02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:30,200
Actually let's take a break and we'll be back.

2683
02:06:30,200 --> 02:06:31,200
All right.

2684
02:06:31,200 --> 02:06:33,040
All we can do that too.

2685
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:34,040
See you later.

2686
02:06:34,040 --> 02:06:35,040
Fuckos.

2687
02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:36,040
All right.

2688
02:06:36,040 --> 02:06:37,040
We'll be back.

2689
02:06:37,040 --> 02:06:38,040
God damn it.

2690
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:46,040
Why does it have to be severed?

2691
02:06:46,040 --> 02:06:48,040
Oh, welcome back to our podcast.

2692
02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:52,360
Music from downswing.

2693
02:06:52,360 --> 02:06:55,760
I couldn't hear the fucking music, but I'll take your word for it.

2694
02:06:55,760 --> 02:06:58,760
Here with Tyler now in that it's episode 95.

2695
02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:01,520
That sounds real weird.

2696
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:04,520
What does that sound?

2697
02:07:04,520 --> 02:07:09,440
What?

2698
02:07:09,440 --> 02:07:13,520
It was me putting the fucking headphones up to the microphone.

2699
02:07:13,520 --> 02:07:16,520
I can hear it for a minute.

2700
02:07:16,520 --> 02:07:17,520
Yeah.

2701
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:22,720
Ali Mac, I know we're not going to, we're not going to ignore the elephant in the room

2702
02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:26,360
so that you, uh, you voted for Donald Trump.

2703
02:07:26,360 --> 02:07:27,360
The elephant in the room.

2704
02:07:27,360 --> 02:07:30,640
Wouldn't, wouldn't that be you because of your being a Democrat?

2705
02:07:30,640 --> 02:07:32,760
No, it's an elephant.

2706
02:07:32,760 --> 02:07:37,240
Uh, no, an elephant's a Republican, a donkey's a, uh, whatever.

2707
02:07:37,240 --> 02:07:38,240
You know what I fucking meant?

2708
02:07:38,240 --> 02:07:40,240
What the fuck is that?

2709
02:07:40,240 --> 02:07:43,680
It's all fucking, it's all fucking elephants and donkeys at the end of the day.

2710
02:07:43,680 --> 02:07:44,680
Isn't it?

2711
02:07:44,680 --> 02:07:47,160
I don't really see why that's such a bad thing.

2712
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:50,800
Kamala suck balls, dude.

2713
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:56,040
Ali Mac, you have a Nazi versus a MILF.

2714
02:07:56,040 --> 02:07:58,000
Who are you going to vote for?

2715
02:07:58,000 --> 02:08:03,680
I have a Nazi versus a socially inept.

2716
02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:08,440
Just really that's all, that's, that's all she needs to be socially inept.

2717
02:08:08,440 --> 02:08:11,120
And dude, she was so just cringy.

2718
02:08:11,120 --> 02:08:18,160
She was trying so hard to like appeal to our demographic and it just wasn't working.

2719
02:08:18,160 --> 02:08:23,560
Remember when fucking Hillary did the fucking Pokemon go to the polls?

2720
02:08:23,560 --> 02:08:24,560
Yeah.

2721
02:08:24,560 --> 02:08:25,560
That was sad.

2722
02:08:25,560 --> 02:08:29,840
That was, and that's the same vibe that Democrats still give out.

2723
02:08:29,840 --> 02:08:35,320
It's just like, dude, for me, it's just like the Democrats make it seem like, Oh, we're,

2724
02:08:35,320 --> 02:08:36,920
we're groovy.

2725
02:08:36,920 --> 02:08:38,720
We're connecting with the youth.

2726
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:44,200
Yo, they just have to have a new fucking, they need to have a new generation that takes

2727
02:08:44,200 --> 02:08:49,280
a fucking control of the party because they're fucking, they're gone.

2728
02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:51,680
They're not, they're not in it anymore.

2729
02:08:51,680 --> 02:08:55,280
But you need to have somebody that's like 30 years old.

2730
02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:57,160
The Democrats weren't cool.

2731
02:08:57,160 --> 02:09:01,600
The Democrats were not cool since fucking Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton's an asshole,

2732
02:09:01,600 --> 02:09:03,440
but he was fucking cool.

2733
02:09:03,440 --> 02:09:05,480
No, it was fucking cool.

2734
02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:08,480
No, it was not fucking cool.

2735
02:09:08,480 --> 02:09:09,480
I don't know.

2736
02:09:09,480 --> 02:09:15,120
Why does every fucking Democrat, why does every single Democrat say Obama was looking

2737
02:09:15,120 --> 02:09:16,120
like he was right?

2738
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:17,120
He did everything right and you guys still fucking criticized him.

2739
02:09:17,120 --> 02:09:18,120
He did everything right.

2740
02:09:18,120 --> 02:09:21,120
He fucking bombed fucking civilians all the time.

2741
02:09:21,120 --> 02:09:23,120
You guys don't care about that.

2742
02:09:23,120 --> 02:09:24,120
Yes, I do.

2743
02:09:24,120 --> 02:09:25,120
I do.

2744
02:09:25,120 --> 02:09:26,120
But Gaza has been destroyed for the last fucking two years.

2745
02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:27,120
Gaza and Israel fucking doesn't have anything to fucking do with us.

2746
02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:28,120
It really fucking doesn't.

2747
02:09:28,120 --> 02:09:33,920
You're telling me you care about brown people in the Middle East.

2748
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:36,560
I don't care about anybody in the Middle East.

2749
02:09:36,560 --> 02:09:39,560
Why do I care about the Jews or the Muslims fucking murdering each other?

2750
02:09:39,560 --> 02:09:42,880
I've been doing it for the last thousand years.

2751
02:09:42,880 --> 02:09:44,280
Why do I fucking care?

2752
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:49,560
How could you care about Obama bombing the Middle East, but you don't care about Israel?

2753
02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:52,600
I care about bombing civilians from our president, dude.

2754
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:56,640
But you don't care about fucking Obama bombing the Middle East.

2755
02:09:56,640 --> 02:09:57,640
Let's be fucking honest.

2756
02:09:57,640 --> 02:09:59,240
You don't care about those people.

2757
02:09:59,240 --> 02:10:04,040
You're fucking out here being like, do you, what about the Palestinians and the Jews?

2758
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:05,680
I don't fucking care.

2759
02:10:05,680 --> 02:10:07,920
I think that there's, we have that.

2760
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:09,920
What did Obama do wrong?

2761
02:10:09,920 --> 02:10:11,480
Obama is a fucking idiot, dude.

2762
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:15,640
He fucked up our fucking our financial situation.

2763
02:10:15,640 --> 02:10:17,200
He made our debt worse.

2764
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:21,760
He fucking ruined our relationship with fucking a whole bunch of different countries made

2765
02:10:21,760 --> 02:10:23,960
our fucking debt worse.

2766
02:10:23,960 --> 02:10:26,080
We run off of China, dude.

2767
02:10:26,080 --> 02:10:29,200
We, I'm never like, if I was the president, I'd say China go fuck off.

2768
02:10:29,200 --> 02:10:30,280
We're never paying your debt.

2769
02:10:30,280 --> 02:10:31,920
I don't care how much we bought out.

2770
02:10:31,920 --> 02:10:32,920
Yeah.

2771
02:10:32,920 --> 02:10:33,920
And then we stopped living.

2772
02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:36,840
You know how everything you look at says made in China?

2773
02:10:36,840 --> 02:10:38,320
There's a reason we're in debt.

2774
02:10:38,320 --> 02:10:40,240
Well, that's why we got to bring the fucking.

2775
02:10:40,240 --> 02:10:44,520
So, so that's why we got to do fucking manufacturing in America again.

2776
02:10:44,520 --> 02:10:45,840
And Trump's not going to do that.

2777
02:10:45,840 --> 02:10:47,760
It's just going to keep getting outsourced, dude.

2778
02:10:47,760 --> 02:10:49,780
No, he's literally doing tariffs.

2779
02:10:49,780 --> 02:10:51,400
So we don't do that.

2780
02:10:51,400 --> 02:10:52,400
He's doing tariffs.

2781
02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:55,360
But the, the terrorists raise the price of the goods.

2782
02:10:55,360 --> 02:10:58,320
The terror, the terrorists don't fucking raise the price of the goods.

2783
02:10:58,320 --> 02:11:01,960
They raise the price of your fucking, they raise the price of your imported shit.

2784
02:11:01,960 --> 02:11:04,920
But if you're not, if you're getting locally fucking done stuff, it's actually going to

2785
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:05,920
lower the price.

2786
02:11:05,920 --> 02:11:06,920
Yeah.

2787
02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:11,600
So if America is going to find out that we can't just keep outsourcing stuff to child

2788
02:11:11,600 --> 02:11:13,920
labor and stuff's going to get really expensive.

2789
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:17,720
But let me say, I am, let me, let me add the floor for a moment.

2790
02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:23,000
I am fucking sick and tired of getting ridiculed by both groups here.

2791
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:27,720
Just I have been the fucking little fucking toilet of the group chat because I haven't

2792
02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:28,720
picked a side.

2793
02:11:28,720 --> 02:11:30,880
And it's because I think you're all fucking retarded.

2794
02:11:30,880 --> 02:11:32,840
Well, that's what happens.

2795
02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:36,760
If you choose to walk the path of the moderate, you're going to get fucking roasted by both

2796
02:11:36,760 --> 02:11:37,760
sides.

2797
02:11:37,760 --> 02:11:38,760
Everybody, everybody walks.

2798
02:11:38,760 --> 02:11:39,760
Yeah.

2799
02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:40,760
And that's stupid.

2800
02:11:40,760 --> 02:11:42,720
How can you be free thinking Tyler for the love of fucking.

2801
02:11:42,720 --> 02:11:43,720
I appreciate that.

2802
02:11:43,720 --> 02:11:44,720
I like Mac, but you're.

2803
02:11:44,720 --> 02:11:45,720
You want to know?

2804
02:11:45,720 --> 02:11:46,720
No, no.

2805
02:11:46,720 --> 02:11:47,720
No, hold up.

2806
02:11:47,720 --> 02:11:50,720
Let me, let me have the fucking floor for a minute.

2807
02:11:50,720 --> 02:11:51,720
Okay.

2808
02:11:51,720 --> 02:11:56,480
You want to know what initially made me left leaning and brainwashed me for like three

2809
02:11:56,480 --> 02:11:59,040
years was that I was pro choice.

2810
02:11:59,040 --> 02:12:00,040
I was pro choice.

2811
02:12:00,040 --> 02:12:05,000
I thought it was really fucking stupid that there was all these Republicans like, oh man,

2812
02:12:05,000 --> 02:12:07,120
we shouldn't, we shouldn't have fucking abortions.

2813
02:12:07,120 --> 02:12:09,480
And I was like, oh my God, like I got to fight against this.

2814
02:12:09,480 --> 02:12:13,720
I got to fight for the, for the guys that want to make that happen based on one issue.

2815
02:12:13,720 --> 02:12:14,720
No, no.

2816
02:12:14,720 --> 02:12:15,720
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2817
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:19,280
And then I start rooting for him.

2818
02:12:19,280 --> 02:12:20,280
All right.

2819
02:12:20,280 --> 02:12:21,680
Rooting for him, like a fucking sports team.

2820
02:12:21,680 --> 02:12:24,480
Then I go to college and take a couple of political science courses.

2821
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:26,940
And I was like, huh, big government.

2822
02:12:26,940 --> 02:12:28,840
You want to pay all this fucking money.

2823
02:12:28,840 --> 02:12:29,840
Oh, wow.

2824
02:12:29,840 --> 02:12:34,840
Some of your social beliefs are not trying to get myself canceled here, but out there.

2825
02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:41,480
And I was like, wow, I don't agree with any of this actually.

2826
02:12:41,480 --> 02:12:43,700
And then I'm like, oh, well, let's see what the right says.

2827
02:12:43,700 --> 02:12:44,700
Maybe I'll enjoy what they say.

2828
02:12:44,700 --> 02:12:48,360
And it's like, oh, well, we don't think.

2829
02:12:48,360 --> 02:12:50,000
And it's just the polar opposite.

2830
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:53,800
It is the most extremist belief on the other side.

2831
02:12:53,800 --> 02:12:55,160
And I was like, well, I agree with that.

2832
02:12:55,160 --> 02:12:58,840
The common ground is clearly somewhere in the middle here.

2833
02:12:58,840 --> 02:13:03,400
Like the, and, and, and I know Dan shits on me probably the most in the group chat, which

2834
02:13:03,400 --> 02:13:09,360
I find fucking hysterical because me and Dan more than anything, I know he is.

2835
02:13:09,360 --> 02:13:14,200
And I, I see right through that now, but the funniest thing is that I think me and Dan

2836
02:13:14,200 --> 02:13:17,600
are pretty much right hand in hand with one another.

2837
02:13:17,600 --> 02:13:19,840
He's just defending Trump a little bit more than I am.

2838
02:13:19,840 --> 02:13:22,360
I'm fucking more or less libertarian more than anything.

2839
02:13:22,360 --> 02:13:24,640
It's like, I like small government, but I like being a bro.

2840
02:13:24,640 --> 02:13:25,640
Me too.

2841
02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:32,160
I want me to, but I think I'm like this fucking, you know, real fucking socialist PC warrior.

2842
02:13:32,160 --> 02:13:37,080
Dan's not totally libertarian either because he's super for gun control too.

2843
02:13:37,080 --> 02:13:38,380
Like, you see what I mean?

2844
02:13:38,380 --> 02:13:39,380
Everybody has like that.

2845
02:13:39,380 --> 02:13:40,380
Oh, I'm right.

2846
02:13:40,380 --> 02:13:43,000
But oh, I'm left.

2847
02:13:43,000 --> 02:13:47,080
But and for me, it's like mine are so fucking in the middle.

2848
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:53,760
Like I'm fucking pro choice, but I want small government and I really like guns, but I also

2849
02:13:53,760 --> 02:13:59,040
think that people shouldn't be discriminated against if they're fucking gay or like, I

2850
02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:00,040
don't give a shit.

2851
02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:01,840
Fucking identifies whatever the fuck you want.

2852
02:14:01,840 --> 02:14:07,120
I don't, I don't give a shit.

2853
02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:09,320
Like, and I will respect you for that.

2854
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:10,320
There's a line.

2855
02:14:10,320 --> 02:14:14,360
I'm not going to like have you disrespect me because I misgendered you when you look

2856
02:14:14,360 --> 02:14:18,800
like a chick and I called you identify as a fucking velociraptor.

2857
02:14:18,800 --> 02:14:20,960
Like that's kind of fucked up.

2858
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:23,840
But like my opinions are very in the middle.

2859
02:14:23,840 --> 02:14:27,680
Like I'm sorry, but Tyler, when you come at me and you're like, oh yeah, like you're a

2860
02:14:27,680 --> 02:14:28,680
fucking independent.

2861
02:14:28,680 --> 02:14:29,840
You got to take a side.

2862
02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:31,080
No, that's not it.

2863
02:14:31,080 --> 02:14:32,080
That's not it.

2864
02:14:32,080 --> 02:14:37,760
I have strong beliefs on every subject and I agree with each party, usually on one or

2865
02:14:37,760 --> 02:14:38,760
the other.

2866
02:14:38,760 --> 02:14:42,840
There are a couple issues where I'm dead in the middle where I'm not in the middle because

2867
02:14:42,840 --> 02:14:45,840
a lot of the times these issues don't have a middle ground.

2868
02:14:45,840 --> 02:14:48,040
It's either you're fucking one way or the other.

2869
02:14:48,040 --> 02:14:49,800
And that's not a good answer.

2870
02:14:49,800 --> 02:14:54,360
Like no, no, don't come at me and tell me like, oh, I'm the scum of the earth because

2871
02:14:54,360 --> 02:14:55,360
I'm a moderate.

2872
02:14:55,360 --> 02:14:58,960
I just don't agree with this fucking stupid ass two party system.

2873
02:14:58,960 --> 02:15:02,960
If I don't agree with you, I'm not just going to say, oh, you're this like, and it wasn't

2874
02:15:02,960 --> 02:15:07,120
a coin flip when I, when I voted, I voted because I said, fuck it.

2875
02:15:07,120 --> 02:15:12,160
I agree more with what this guy has to say, even though I fucking despise him.

2876
02:15:12,160 --> 02:15:19,560
So I did it, but I fucking despise the other one less, but I agreed with much less.

2877
02:15:19,560 --> 02:15:27,620
I think of Kamala as a much better person than I do Trump, but I don't agree with more

2878
02:15:27,620 --> 02:15:29,780
of what she has to say than Trump.

2879
02:15:29,780 --> 02:15:31,600
So I voted that way.

2880
02:15:31,600 --> 02:15:32,800
I can appreciate that.

2881
02:15:32,800 --> 02:15:34,680
I think that was a good way to say it.

2882
02:15:34,680 --> 02:15:35,680
Actually.

2883
02:15:35,680 --> 02:15:39,840
But like, I'm not trying, like it's not that I'm in the middle and I'm flipping a coin.

2884
02:15:39,840 --> 02:15:40,840
That's not it.

2885
02:15:40,840 --> 02:15:45,560
I have distinct beliefs on everything, but there's not a place for me to be happy right

2886
02:15:45,560 --> 02:15:46,560
now.

2887
02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:48,600
So I tend to keep my mouth shut.

2888
02:15:48,600 --> 02:15:52,120
It's not because I don't want to fight, but it's because every fucking time I do open

2889
02:15:52,120 --> 02:15:54,760
my mouth, what happens in the group chat happens.

2890
02:15:54,760 --> 02:15:57,520
I catch flack from both groups.

2891
02:15:57,520 --> 02:16:00,000
Nobody agrees with me and that's fine.

2892
02:16:00,000 --> 02:16:02,240
And I will defend myself all day and night.

2893
02:16:02,240 --> 02:16:04,420
And I love getting people spun up over it.

2894
02:16:04,420 --> 02:16:07,800
But don't come at me and say, Oh, I can't pick a side because that's not true.

2895
02:16:07,800 --> 02:16:09,160
I fucking picked a side.

2896
02:16:09,160 --> 02:16:12,960
I definitely agree with you, Ali back with about like half the things I fucking agree

2897
02:16:12,960 --> 02:16:13,960
with you.

2898
02:16:13,960 --> 02:16:18,740
And that's why I think, you know, you're saying you being in the middle is appropriate.

2899
02:16:18,740 --> 02:16:22,440
But the thing is, I agree with the other half of the things that he says.

2900
02:16:22,440 --> 02:16:27,560
So that's where I know you're an extremist.

2901
02:16:27,560 --> 02:16:29,920
I know I don't, I don't agree with everything.

2902
02:16:29,920 --> 02:16:31,400
The fucking Democrats do.

2903
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:35,720
Well, I fucking, you know, I think most of the shit they did since Joe Biden was president

2904
02:16:35,720 --> 02:16:37,080
was fucking stupid.

2905
02:16:37,080 --> 02:16:40,480
The social shit is what fucking drew the line for me.

2906
02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:46,520
Fucking like I care more about being financially solve, solve, solve.

2907
02:16:46,520 --> 02:16:47,700
Is that the word for it?

2908
02:16:47,700 --> 02:16:48,700
Financially solvent.

2909
02:16:48,700 --> 02:16:50,680
Like you know what I'm trying to say?

2910
02:16:50,680 --> 02:16:52,680
Like I care more about finances.

2911
02:16:52,680 --> 02:16:57,240
Actually, please just explain it to me without that adjective because I truly don't know

2912
02:16:57,240 --> 02:16:58,960
what you're trying to like financially.

2913
02:16:58,960 --> 02:17:04,800
Like like able to like, you know, pay for things and like it's, it's, and like, you

2914
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:08,080
know, like have like extra money individually.

2915
02:17:08,080 --> 02:17:09,440
Okay.

2916
02:17:09,440 --> 02:17:14,920
I like, I want, like, I'm more interested in the financial aspect and like the more,

2917
02:17:14,920 --> 02:17:21,120
you know, um, like I care more about being able to pay for my groceries and having, you

2918
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:25,240
know, it not just be me able to pay for my groceries, but everybody else pay for their

2919
02:17:25,240 --> 02:17:28,960
groceries and, you know, be able to take a vacation and do all that shit.

2920
02:17:28,960 --> 02:17:34,040
I care way more about being able to live a life that's like that than I care about social

2921
02:17:34,040 --> 02:17:35,040
issues.

2922
02:17:35,040 --> 02:17:37,560
And I, I really don't care to say that.

2923
02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:41,680
Like it's the thing though, dude, is that when you have a president in power, they're

2924
02:17:41,680 --> 02:17:43,920
gonna have to handle both of those.

2925
02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:47,560
The social issue part though, issues are always going to be there.

2926
02:17:47,560 --> 02:17:50,760
It's not like the Democrats are the only ones that address social issues.

2927
02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:53,320
Like social issues are going to exist one way or the other.

2928
02:17:53,320 --> 02:17:58,840
I'm aware, but I feel like even if it's just not enforcing anything for the, for the thing

2929
02:17:58,840 --> 02:18:03,720
that I'm trying to say though here is that the Democrats have gone so far into the social

2930
02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:09,600
issues and only care about the social issues to the point where they're just taking away

2931
02:18:09,600 --> 02:18:11,680
the financial aspect of things.

2932
02:18:11,680 --> 02:18:12,680
They're like, I agree.

2933
02:18:12,680 --> 02:18:15,920
We don't, we don't care how much money it's going to take, but we want to give all these

2934
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:17,280
kids all this stuff.

2935
02:18:17,280 --> 02:18:21,480
It's like, yeah, that would be fucking great in a fucking utopia, but we can't fucking

2936
02:18:21,480 --> 02:18:25,120
just feed every single person and we can't house.

2937
02:18:25,120 --> 02:18:26,800
We can't give people free houses.

2938
02:18:26,800 --> 02:18:27,800
I disagree with that.

2939
02:18:27,800 --> 02:18:28,800
Casey, shut up.

2940
02:18:28,800 --> 02:18:33,160
I disagree with you on that too, because it's like, it's not like they aren't addressing

2941
02:18:33,160 --> 02:18:34,160
the other issues.

2942
02:18:34,160 --> 02:18:35,160
They just, I mean, sure.

2943
02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:38,920
They're a little bit more outspoken about their social beliefs, but dude, the right

2944
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:44,680
wing is just as outspoken about their social beliefs or should I say opposition to the

2945
02:18:44,680 --> 02:18:46,040
left's social beliefs?

2946
02:18:46,040 --> 02:18:50,260
It's not like the left is caught up in the social shit.

2947
02:18:50,260 --> 02:18:56,200
They have game plans for foreign policy and their game plans for foreign policies is so

2948
02:18:56,200 --> 02:18:57,200
cowardly.

2949
02:18:57,200 --> 02:19:02,800
Like what the Republicans do is we use the military to threaten other countries.

2950
02:19:02,800 --> 02:19:06,880
And like, as much as you might disagree with that, it's an effective way to fucking to

2951
02:19:06,880 --> 02:19:07,880
do things.

2952
02:19:07,880 --> 02:19:08,880
I know.

2953
02:19:08,880 --> 02:19:09,880
I know.

2954
02:19:09,880 --> 02:19:11,200
That's one of the reasons why I voted for Trump.

2955
02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:13,680
But the Democrats refuse to threaten people.

2956
02:19:13,680 --> 02:19:18,340
They like, they think that we can, we can talk at, we can talk through a fucking war

2957
02:19:18,340 --> 02:19:19,340
with somebody.

2958
02:19:19,340 --> 02:19:22,920
Like, no, sometimes we got to get boots on the ground and fucking kill some people.

2959
02:19:22,920 --> 02:19:24,960
Now, I also don't agree with that.

2960
02:19:24,960 --> 02:19:26,640
And also I am one.

2961
02:19:26,640 --> 02:19:30,320
And the reason I voted for Trump is because I'm trying to stay away from, no, I'm not

2962
02:19:30,320 --> 02:19:34,520
saying like that we have to do it, but like the threat that we will do it, like it's like,

2963
02:19:34,520 --> 02:19:36,040
we are willing to do that.

2964
02:19:36,040 --> 02:19:40,680
Like settle the fuck down or we'll fucking do this shit.

2965
02:19:40,680 --> 02:19:45,000
But that's kind of what, before you cut me off, just let me give my piece here for like

2966
02:19:45,000 --> 02:19:46,000
five seconds.

2967
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:50,120
The, so the left kind of did that with the whole middle Eastern shit with like, Oh, like

2968
02:19:50,120 --> 02:19:55,160
sending, sending missiles and all that shit over there, whether it be to Ukraine or Israel

2969
02:19:55,160 --> 02:19:57,600
and stuff, they're doing that.

2970
02:19:57,600 --> 02:19:58,600
They're being aggressive.

2971
02:19:58,600 --> 02:20:06,760
But when it comes from the place that it does, it's not like, I don't know, like threatening

2972
02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:07,760
really.

2973
02:20:07,760 --> 02:20:09,360
I could counterpoint to that.

2974
02:20:09,360 --> 02:20:12,040
You need a threatening figurehead behind it.

2975
02:20:12,040 --> 02:20:15,080
That's, that's, that's where I'm trying to go with that.

2976
02:20:15,080 --> 02:20:17,120
Like Kamala is not threatening.

2977
02:20:17,120 --> 02:20:24,000
No, is very much like, okay, everybody, we're going to make sure everything's okay here.

2978
02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:28,080
And yes, let's go America.

2979
02:20:28,080 --> 02:20:29,080
One America.

2980
02:20:29,080 --> 02:20:32,440
Like it's just like very, I don't know, corny and just fake.

2981
02:20:32,440 --> 02:20:34,640
And it all seems like a facade.

2982
02:20:34,640 --> 02:20:38,760
And every single time she speaks, she just never seems genuine.

2983
02:20:38,760 --> 02:20:43,200
It's like, she's always like not reading off a script, but it's like, she always rehearsed

2984
02:20:43,200 --> 02:20:45,840
bullet points of like what she wanted to talk about.

2985
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:49,360
And it's like with Trump, he goes up there and he just says what's on his mind.

2986
02:20:49,360 --> 02:20:54,880
So that's like, so before we get too far, too far off that part, like what I like, what

2987
02:20:54,880 --> 02:20:59,040
I'm trying to say is that being said with the shit that comes off of Trump's mind pisses

2988
02:20:59,040 --> 02:21:00,040
me the fuck off.

2989
02:21:00,040 --> 02:21:03,280
Nine out of 10 times, not nine out of 10 times, seven out of 10 times.

2990
02:21:03,280 --> 02:21:04,880
I fucking hate what comes out of his mouth.

2991
02:21:04,880 --> 02:21:07,680
The other three out of 10 times like, fuck yeah.

2992
02:21:07,680 --> 02:21:13,760
But so however though, like what you said there is that the Democrats haven't been putting

2993
02:21:13,760 --> 02:21:19,320
up somebody who can be that threat to the rest of like the world that like I want to

2994
02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:20,320
talk.

2995
02:21:20,320 --> 02:21:26,320
I want to have the I want a guy who a perfect president would be a Teddy Roosevelt, a guy

2996
02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:31,480
who's not who's not going to take shit from anybody, but will fucking like still help

2997
02:21:31,480 --> 02:21:33,320
out people when they need it.

2998
02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:39,440
Like Teddy Roosevelt was the perfect combination of things because he fucking hated, he hated

2999
02:21:39,440 --> 02:21:41,320
the fucking like the super rich.

3000
02:21:41,320 --> 02:21:42,600
He hated like the Rockefellers.

3001
02:21:42,600 --> 02:21:43,600
Oh yeah.

3002
02:21:43,600 --> 02:21:46,600
He hated all those guys.

3003
02:21:46,600 --> 02:21:47,980
He hated all that shit.

3004
02:21:47,980 --> 02:21:51,040
But also in other countries tried to like, you know, pull shit.

3005
02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:54,400
Like Teddy Roosevelt would be like, no, fuck you.

3006
02:21:54,400 --> 02:21:57,360
You're going to fucking listen to what we say or we're going to come down there.

3007
02:21:57,360 --> 02:21:59,200
We're going to kick the shit out of you.

3008
02:21:59,200 --> 02:22:03,360
Like I think JFK is what we I really need.

3009
02:22:03,360 --> 02:22:05,600
I fucking kill them.

3010
02:22:05,600 --> 02:22:06,600
I know.

3011
02:22:06,600 --> 02:22:07,600
I know.

3012
02:22:07,600 --> 02:22:08,600
But God, I don't know.

3013
02:22:08,600 --> 02:22:14,880
Like it's we need and I think that so the reason I say JFK and the reason I praise Obama

3014
02:22:14,880 --> 02:22:20,840
so much and this is something that you guys see me harp on time and time and time again

3015
02:22:20,840 --> 02:22:26,720
is we keep arguing over which side is doing it better and we can't be doing that right

3016
02:22:26,720 --> 02:22:27,720
now.

3017
02:22:27,720 --> 02:22:29,880
We can't be doing right now doing that right now.

3018
02:22:29,880 --> 02:22:32,400
We are in such a tumultuous time as a country.

3019
02:22:32,400 --> 02:22:35,600
I mean, neither side is completely right.

3020
02:22:35,600 --> 02:22:37,440
I know what we need.

3021
02:22:37,440 --> 02:22:41,760
We need to fucking come together just a fucking little bit.

3022
02:22:41,760 --> 02:22:44,600
And we are so, so, so far.

3023
02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:47,480
And I'm not even going to go into that whole thing about how Trump is the one that started

3024
02:22:47,480 --> 02:22:49,840
this culture, which he did, but it doesn't fucking matter.

3025
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:51,800
I don't even that wasn't even a factor.

3026
02:22:51,800 --> 02:22:53,480
That's the problem, though.

3027
02:22:53,480 --> 02:22:54,480
It's not.

3028
02:22:54,480 --> 02:22:55,480
And that no, it is.

3029
02:22:55,480 --> 02:22:56,480
It is a fucking.

3030
02:22:56,480 --> 02:23:02,680
It's not a fucking problem because you fucking people get fucking so upset about fucking

3031
02:23:02,680 --> 02:23:03,960
political views.

3032
02:23:03,960 --> 02:23:06,720
Just fucking shut the fuck up and listen to fucking.

3033
02:23:06,720 --> 02:23:08,600
How do you listen to fucking reason?

3034
02:23:08,600 --> 02:23:09,600
The group chat.

3035
02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:10,600
Listen, listen to fucking reason.

3036
02:23:10,600 --> 02:23:11,600
Listen to fucking reason.

3037
02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:19,000
Like everybody cares so much about fucking everything that's that's not even fucking

3038
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:20,080
should be political.

3039
02:23:20,080 --> 02:23:24,640
It should be social issues, social issues and fucking political stuff should not be

3040
02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:25,640
together.

3041
02:23:25,640 --> 02:23:28,880
Like, I don't understand why they fucking intertwine.

3042
02:23:28,880 --> 02:23:34,280
The Democrats are so fucking rotted to the core with social justice and shit that they

3043
02:23:34,280 --> 02:23:36,800
can't fucking see beyond that.

3044
02:23:36,800 --> 02:23:42,440
The Republicans, the Republicans are so fucking crazy that they fucking keep going against

3045
02:23:42,440 --> 02:23:43,440
that.

3046
02:23:43,440 --> 02:23:45,280
And it's just a fucking battle between those two.

3047
02:23:45,280 --> 02:23:46,280
I get it.

3048
02:23:46,280 --> 02:23:47,280
Yeah, it's the extremes.

3049
02:23:47,280 --> 02:23:49,800
You're saying that they shouldn't be focusing on social issues.

3050
02:23:49,800 --> 02:23:54,840
Then why the fuck is the right so heavy on fucking anti-choice?

3051
02:23:54,840 --> 02:23:56,200
Why is it like you need a more?

3052
02:23:56,200 --> 02:23:59,200
I don't fucking care about anti-choice.

3053
02:23:59,200 --> 02:24:01,240
I'm not saying that's like one of the main.

3054
02:24:01,240 --> 02:24:02,600
I understand that.

3055
02:24:02,600 --> 02:24:04,660
I understand that.

3056
02:24:04,660 --> 02:24:09,200
But what I'm saying is that neither side should care about any social shit.

3057
02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:10,600
It should be financial.

3058
02:24:10,600 --> 02:24:13,420
It should be what's best for our fucking country.

3059
02:24:13,420 --> 02:24:17,200
You guys in the states can figure out what you fucking want with your fucking things.

3060
02:24:17,200 --> 02:24:23,240
But if you don't, if you don't care about social shit or in policy like foreign policy

3061
02:24:23,240 --> 02:24:28,720
and financial shit, all that shit, it's not you can't just say, oh, that's social.

3062
02:24:28,720 --> 02:24:29,720
That's for the people.

3063
02:24:29,720 --> 02:24:34,640
If you don't care about social shit, that's how fucking segregation started.

3064
02:24:34,640 --> 02:24:37,360
That is not the fucking thing that happened with segregation.

3065
02:24:37,360 --> 02:24:38,360
You fucking idiot.

3066
02:24:38,360 --> 02:24:41,440
If you say we don't care about social shit, that's fucking racism.

3067
02:24:41,440 --> 02:24:42,440
It doesn't.

3068
02:24:42,440 --> 02:24:48,120
You think that if we fucking did this shit, you think that if you fucking think do you

3069
02:24:48,120 --> 02:24:52,360
actually fucking think that if we didn't have regulations, that segregation would be the

3070
02:24:52,360 --> 02:24:53,800
law, the land.

3071
02:24:53,800 --> 02:25:00,120
I think that people would be inherently racist because people are inherently, you know, inclined

3072
02:25:00,120 --> 02:25:02,680
to stick with their own people.

3073
02:25:02,680 --> 02:25:04,880
So are you saying that's a bad thing or not?

3074
02:25:04,880 --> 02:25:08,000
I'm saying that slavery and segregation is a bad thing.

3075
02:25:08,000 --> 02:25:11,540
Do you think that, but, but what you were saying is that people tend to be in their

3076
02:25:11,540 --> 02:25:12,640
own groups.

3077
02:25:12,640 --> 02:25:18,680
If it's not a federally segregation was a federally, like I don't, I don't, if one group

3078
02:25:18,680 --> 02:25:24,640
is in power, if one group is in power, then they are always going to want to be in control.

3079
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:27,040
They're never going to want to be equal.

3080
02:25:27,040 --> 02:25:28,040
Yeah.

3081
02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:32,440
If they have the option to be the upper class and they're not regulated there and they can

3082
02:25:32,440 --> 02:25:37,360
just be born into inequality that benefits them, there's no reason to change.

3083
02:25:37,360 --> 02:25:39,800
You need somebody to fucking snuff that shit out.

3084
02:25:39,800 --> 02:25:41,400
So people have fucking rights.

3085
02:25:41,400 --> 02:25:42,880
That's what America is for.

3086
02:25:42,880 --> 02:25:45,840
We all have the same fucking rights.

3087
02:25:45,840 --> 02:25:46,840
You fucking Mongoloids.

3088
02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:49,960
But Tyler, why did slavery happen?

3089
02:25:49,960 --> 02:25:52,600
Why did slavery go on for 300, 400 years?

3090
02:25:52,600 --> 02:25:55,240
Casey, listen to you fucking, let me fucking talk.

3091
02:25:55,240 --> 02:25:56,240
Let me fucking talk.

3092
02:25:56,240 --> 02:25:58,240
We don't all have the same rights though.

3093
02:25:58,240 --> 02:26:01,560
They fucking exploit women on the fucking pro-choice pro-life thing.

3094
02:26:01,560 --> 02:26:04,440
Like that's, you want to talk about a fucking social issue.

3095
02:26:04,440 --> 02:26:05,440
That's it right there.

3096
02:26:05,440 --> 02:26:06,440
Yeah.

3097
02:26:06,440 --> 02:26:09,440
Because so, so people use women to do pro-choice.

3098
02:26:09,440 --> 02:26:16,240
No, because people use the Democrats are using women just from that thing because that one

3099
02:26:16,240 --> 02:26:19,200
issue will get women on their fucking side.

3100
02:26:19,200 --> 02:26:20,200
And guess what?

3101
02:26:20,200 --> 02:26:22,640
Because the other side's fucking opinion on it is garbage.

3102
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:24,200
It's not the entire other side.

3103
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:25,320
It's a fucking group.

3104
02:26:25,320 --> 02:26:29,640
So listen, it's the same fucking thing with your, with, with the left side that cares

3105
02:26:29,640 --> 02:26:30,880
so much about this shit.

3106
02:26:30,880 --> 02:26:35,120
And there's a, there's a minority that's super loud that talks about this shit that's on

3107
02:26:35,120 --> 02:26:36,120
your side.

3108
02:26:36,120 --> 02:26:37,120
That's fucking crazy.

3109
02:26:37,120 --> 02:26:40,400
There's a minority on my side that goes fucking crazy with this shit.

3110
02:26:40,400 --> 02:26:44,600
I'm like, Hey, how about we both shut the fuck up and just fucking focus on things that

3111
02:26:44,600 --> 02:26:46,040
actually matter.

3112
02:26:46,040 --> 02:26:47,600
So fucking, you know what?

3113
02:26:47,600 --> 02:26:49,920
I already fucking said my opinion on abortion.

3114
02:26:49,920 --> 02:26:53,300
I don't agree with it, but that doesn't mean that other people shouldn't fucking be able

3115
02:26:53,300 --> 02:26:54,300
to do it.

3116
02:26:54,300 --> 02:26:55,300
And guess what?

3117
02:26:55,300 --> 02:26:56,300
That's my fucking opinion.

3118
02:26:56,300 --> 02:26:57,300
And that's how I think it should be.

3119
02:26:57,300 --> 02:27:02,560
I don't agree with it personally, but it doesn't affect me personally when you're doing it.

3120
02:27:02,560 --> 02:27:05,880
So just, I don't like it, but it doesn't mean that I don't think that you should have the

3121
02:27:05,880 --> 02:27:06,880
right to do it.

3122
02:27:06,880 --> 02:27:09,320
I think that's how everybody should fucking look at it.

3123
02:27:09,320 --> 02:27:10,880
Just leave it the fuck alone.

3124
02:27:10,880 --> 02:27:11,880
Let people do whatever the fuck they want.

3125
02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:15,880
I think I'm as a moderate now when I vote for them, even though I disagree with them,

3126
02:27:15,880 --> 02:27:18,520
but I still come under fire for it, right?

3127
02:27:18,520 --> 02:27:21,280
I don't understand fucking anti Christ.

3128
02:27:21,280 --> 02:27:23,280
What the fuck are you talking about?

3129
02:27:23,280 --> 02:27:24,880
The other side is going too far.

3130
02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:26,800
The left is going too far, right?

3131
02:27:26,800 --> 02:27:30,040
Like we're going to make, I know that's what I'm saying.

3132
02:27:30,040 --> 02:27:34,000
We're going to make fucking, you know, five year olds get trans gender surgery.

3133
02:27:34,000 --> 02:27:38,360
And if you don't like it, then you're, you know, transphobic like fuck you.

3134
02:27:38,360 --> 02:27:44,360
Like you are, they, they're the reason that, you know, people on the other side are getting

3135
02:27:44,360 --> 02:27:45,360
so extreme.

3136
02:27:45,360 --> 02:27:48,320
It's because we're getting so fucking extreme.

3137
02:27:48,320 --> 02:27:53,040
That's the fucking thing is that the left kept on going farther and farther and farther.

3138
02:27:53,040 --> 02:27:56,320
So the whites response to that was going for Casey.

3139
02:27:56,320 --> 02:27:57,320
Just this fucking listen.

3140
02:27:57,320 --> 02:27:58,320
I mean, that was me.

3141
02:27:58,320 --> 02:28:02,880
I'm agreeing, but they keep going farther and farther and fucking farther.

3142
02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:07,040
And it started, no, but that's what I'm trying to say is that the right was a response to

3143
02:28:07,040 --> 02:28:09,160
the left going as far as they did.

3144
02:28:09,160 --> 02:28:13,960
It started with the left literally like, okay, I don't disagree with gay marriage.

3145
02:28:13,960 --> 02:28:15,280
I'm going to say that outright.

3146
02:28:15,280 --> 02:28:16,280
Okay.

3147
02:28:16,280 --> 02:28:18,280
I think that gay people are fine.

3148
02:28:18,280 --> 02:28:20,440
Like I, I, I have gay friends.

3149
02:28:20,440 --> 02:28:22,200
I have fucking hopes.

3150
02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:26,160
But like, but like what I'm trying to say is that when we started with gay marriage,

3151
02:28:26,160 --> 02:28:27,880
the whole thing was okay.

3152
02:28:27,880 --> 02:28:29,060
Gay marriage is a thing.

3153
02:28:29,060 --> 02:28:30,160
They have the equal rights.

3154
02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:31,240
They can get fucking married.

3155
02:28:31,240 --> 02:28:32,240
They can do that.

3156
02:28:32,240 --> 02:28:33,240
Okay.

3157
02:28:33,240 --> 02:28:34,240
Whatever.

3158
02:28:34,240 --> 02:28:36,760
And then after that, they started pushing more and more.

3159
02:28:36,760 --> 02:28:40,320
Like it's, it's, it's the thing where you give them an inch, they'll take a mile type

3160
02:28:40,320 --> 02:28:41,320
thing.

3161
02:28:41,320 --> 02:28:45,680
So, and you know, it went from being, all right, we have the right to marry to, uh,

3162
02:28:45,680 --> 02:28:50,560
we, you, uh, we're going to keep putting it, we're going to tell your kids, uh, that it's

3163
02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:52,720
okay to cut their dicks off to a point.

3164
02:28:52,720 --> 02:28:56,520
Like it started off with just being like, Hey, we're okay with that.

3165
02:28:56,520 --> 02:28:59,200
We'll, we'll, it's like, all right, gay people are fine.

3166
02:28:59,200 --> 02:29:03,680
But then you get to the point where you're chemically castrating children.

3167
02:29:03,680 --> 02:29:05,020
That's a fucking problem.

3168
02:29:05,020 --> 02:29:09,400
And that's why the more extreme they just keep pushing, like they keep pushing the envelope.

3169
02:29:09,400 --> 02:29:11,640
It's like, where's the, where's the stopping point?

3170
02:29:11,640 --> 02:29:12,640
That's my fucking thing.

3171
02:29:12,640 --> 02:29:15,640
It's like, you're going to, what is the stopping point after that?

3172
02:29:15,640 --> 02:29:21,160
Like, okay, let's say if transgender ism is completely accepted 100%, where's the next

3173
02:29:21,160 --> 02:29:22,280
fucking goalpost?

3174
02:29:22,280 --> 02:29:23,280
Where are they going to go?

3175
02:29:23,280 --> 02:29:28,040
Uh, fucking like is, is just like, is, you know, assisted suicide going to be like the

3176
02:29:28,040 --> 02:29:32,040
thing, not to like critically ill patients or anything like just because you feel sad,

3177
02:29:32,040 --> 02:29:34,080
you can get critically, you can get assisted.

3178
02:29:34,080 --> 02:29:35,080
That's the thing actually.

3179
02:29:35,080 --> 02:29:38,320
I already just starting that that's in my Canada, but not here.

3180
02:29:38,320 --> 02:29:44,080
What I'm saying is, but like what I'm saying is like, I don't, I don't disagree with gay

3181
02:29:44,080 --> 02:29:45,080
marriage.

3182
02:29:45,080 --> 02:29:48,760
I don't think that like trans people should be like executed and put in camps and stuff.

3183
02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:53,920
Like I think that like, I'm like, I think that if a person's above the age of 18, they

3184
02:29:53,920 --> 02:29:56,000
can make their own fucking choice.

3185
02:29:56,000 --> 02:30:01,280
But what I'm saying is like, like the whole thing is that you're trying to do this, but

3186
02:30:01,280 --> 02:30:04,480
you're also semi indoctrinating children.

3187
02:30:04,480 --> 02:30:09,400
And like, that's the, I think that was the big line for, for most Republican people is

3188
02:30:09,400 --> 02:30:13,800
that they went from, you know, telling it's like, all right, you can like, like, okay,

3189
02:30:13,800 --> 02:30:14,800
my kid has a gay teacher.

3190
02:30:14,800 --> 02:30:18,360
They're going to talk about, you know, you know, being married to a man.

3191
02:30:18,360 --> 02:30:19,940
All right, that's fine.

3192
02:30:19,940 --> 02:30:23,600
But then there's like, Hey, how about these transgender things?

3193
02:30:23,600 --> 02:30:26,860
And there's also 6 million genders that you can be.

3194
02:30:26,860 --> 02:30:30,120
And this is like all the different like sexualities that you can be.

3195
02:30:30,120 --> 02:30:35,160
It's like, all right, I don't care that you're gay, but you're just pushing it further and

3196
02:30:35,160 --> 02:30:38,080
you're, and you're trying to indoctrinate my children into that.

3197
02:30:38,080 --> 02:30:39,760
Like I don't appreciate that.

3198
02:30:39,760 --> 02:30:41,040
I pretty much agree with that.

3199
02:30:41,040 --> 02:30:43,720
I don't think you should indoctrinate children.

3200
02:30:43,720 --> 02:30:50,880
I don't think, you know, transgender surgery should be legal if you're a fucking child.

3201
02:30:50,880 --> 02:30:54,760
I just, I think on the other side, you shouldn't fucking indoctrinate children with religion

3202
02:30:54,760 --> 02:30:57,080
either because that's just the opposite.

3203
02:30:57,080 --> 02:30:58,080
That's why I'm saying bulls.

3204
02:30:58,080 --> 02:31:03,240
The fucking LGBTQ fucking organization is becoming its own religion.

3205
02:31:03,240 --> 02:31:05,520
It's basically the less religion.

3206
02:31:05,520 --> 02:31:06,520
Let's be real.

3207
02:31:06,520 --> 02:31:10,280
If we're looking at it from a fucking like from a lens, they have their tenants that

3208
02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:11,680
you have to be.

3209
02:31:11,680 --> 02:31:13,760
You have to follow these rules.

3210
02:31:13,760 --> 02:31:18,120
If you don't follow these rules, you're labeled as a heretic, AKA somebody who's a transphobe

3211
02:31:18,120 --> 02:31:19,500
or homophobic.

3212
02:31:19,500 --> 02:31:22,000
It's like they it's its own religion.

3213
02:31:22,000 --> 02:31:23,920
It's the left's version of religion.

3214
02:31:23,920 --> 02:31:30,240
They have a lot of support from like dumb, uninformed people and so does you know, MAGA.

3215
02:31:30,240 --> 02:31:36,240
So it's basically the most uninformed, like, you know, unsentient beings just going at

3216
02:31:36,240 --> 02:31:41,800
it because like they told them to basically they're pitting them against each other.

3217
02:31:41,800 --> 02:31:43,040
But like let's let's be real.

3218
02:31:43,040 --> 02:31:47,520
When we were in, we were in school, did they tell you fucking that there were six million

3219
02:31:47,520 --> 02:31:48,520
genders?

3220
02:31:48,520 --> 02:31:50,520
I don't think they're clay.

3221
02:31:50,520 --> 02:31:55,320
There's six million, whatever, seventy three or whatever did like did they when you were

3222
02:31:55,320 --> 02:31:57,880
in biology class, what did they tell you?

3223
02:31:57,880 --> 02:32:03,520
So you know, I knew there was straight people right to genders and there was bi people and

3224
02:32:03,520 --> 02:32:09,600
there was gay people and there was like, you know, cross cross dressers, which is what

3225
02:32:09,600 --> 02:32:14,160
was more of like a taboo term, I guess, like being a trans.

3226
02:32:14,160 --> 02:32:16,080
It was called transvestite back then.

3227
02:32:16,080 --> 02:32:19,120
Yeah, that's like an offensive term or something now, I guess.

3228
02:32:19,120 --> 02:32:24,320
But like back when we were in school, I was told in biology class from my science teacher

3229
02:32:24,320 --> 02:32:26,520
that there are only two genders.

3230
02:32:26,520 --> 02:32:28,040
There is male and female.

3231
02:32:28,040 --> 02:32:30,600
There's XX chromosomes and there's XY chromosomes.

3232
02:32:30,600 --> 02:32:33,400
That makes you a male or a female.

3233
02:32:33,400 --> 02:32:39,640
But you also learned that sometimes dysfunctionalities happen and some people get XXY chromosomes

3234
02:32:39,640 --> 02:32:40,640
or something.

3235
02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:44,120
But like the thing is that was a that was a outlier.

3236
02:32:44,120 --> 02:32:45,380
That was a rare thing.

3237
02:32:45,380 --> 02:32:49,040
And now we're taking the outliers and making them the main point of things, which is the

3238
02:32:49,040 --> 02:32:50,040
problem.

3239
02:32:50,040 --> 02:32:54,520
I think that my problem with the left is that they take the outliers and they say that the

3240
02:32:54,520 --> 02:32:58,480
outliers are what we should all strive for and all protect.

3241
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:05,240
It's like, listen, I don't think that the the the the the trans and all these like communities

3242
02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:07,280
need to be constantly represented.

3243
02:33:07,280 --> 02:33:10,920
And I think it's also another thing with like the culture war that goes on.

3244
02:33:10,920 --> 02:33:17,200
Like it pushed so far into like every movie, like in like like in Hollywood and in the

3245
02:33:17,200 --> 02:33:18,200
TV shows.

3246
02:33:18,200 --> 02:33:20,480
You had to have a quota of black people.

3247
02:33:20,480 --> 02:33:23,320
You had to have a quota of this was like an actual thing.

3248
02:33:23,320 --> 02:33:26,440
Like you had to have like X amount of black people in your show.

3249
02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:28,440
You had an X amount of women in your show.

3250
02:33:28,440 --> 02:33:30,680
You had to have X amount of gay people in your show.

3251
02:33:30,680 --> 02:33:33,920
You had to have this much time for representation in the script and stuff.

3252
02:33:33,920 --> 02:33:35,680
And and they did that.

3253
02:33:35,680 --> 02:33:40,040
And they it's this isn't even like in politics, but like the whole culture of America, they

3254
02:33:40,040 --> 02:33:44,840
pushed it so far into this shit where it's like it gets to the point where it's like

3255
02:33:44,840 --> 02:33:51,680
unrealistically showing more of the group than there actually is in like that country.

3256
02:33:51,680 --> 02:33:55,880
Like they're like the trans community in the United States is less than I think three percent

3257
02:33:55,880 --> 02:33:57,560
or two percent or something.

3258
02:33:57,560 --> 02:34:03,360
But the media would make you think that like 17 or 18 percent of all of America is transgender.

3259
02:34:03,360 --> 02:34:10,380
Like it's it's it's kind of like you don't need to push this so far into like the highlighting

3260
02:34:10,380 --> 02:34:13,860
lens that it's like overtaking everything.

3261
02:34:13,860 --> 02:34:18,920
Like I think that specific this but like Tyler, that's what they said about black people joining

3262
02:34:18,920 --> 02:34:26,560
the MLB back in nineteen forty like why like why do we have to represent fucking black

3263
02:34:26,560 --> 02:34:27,560
people in this sport?

3264
02:34:27,560 --> 02:34:31,920
You know they have basically the same argument, but the thing is it's getting to the point

3265
02:34:31,920 --> 02:34:38,840
now where like I said it started with you know and implementing like the desegregating

3266
02:34:38,840 --> 02:34:43,480
things and like making like football teams with black and white kids on it and it started

3267
02:34:43,480 --> 02:34:47,680
like like that's the whole like that's the whole thing and I get that that's the right

3268
02:34:47,680 --> 02:34:49,680
side of history to be on.

3269
02:34:49,680 --> 02:34:55,840
But we're getting to the point where everybody has basically like on paper they basically

3270
02:34:55,840 --> 02:34:57,280
have the same rights.

3271
02:34:57,280 --> 02:35:02,000
So they're just going off in like into like the fucking left field and taking out weird

3272
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:06,720
fringe groups that they're like all right we already have black people have equal rights.

3273
02:35:06,720 --> 02:35:07,840
They have equal voting rights.

3274
02:35:07,840 --> 02:35:08,840
They can own homes.

3275
02:35:08,840 --> 02:35:11,200
They can do all it's like okay they're equal now.

3276
02:35:11,200 --> 02:35:12,200
All right we're taking women.

3277
02:35:12,200 --> 02:35:13,920
They have the right to own a home.

3278
02:35:13,920 --> 02:35:15,680
They have equal right to get a job.

3279
02:35:15,680 --> 02:35:16,680
They have equal rights.

3280
02:35:16,680 --> 02:35:19,640
Okay all right now okay gay people you now have the right to marry.

3281
02:35:19,640 --> 02:35:20,640
You have equal rights.

3282
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:23,320
I'm like that you have legally you're able to do this.

3283
02:35:23,320 --> 02:35:28,400
So they're like all right what else and they just keep so the left keeps on having to find

3284
02:35:28,400 --> 02:35:31,400
a victim to fucking put up on a pedestal.

3285
02:35:31,400 --> 02:35:35,160
That's one of my biggest problems with the left is that they use victimhood to progress

3286
02:35:35,160 --> 02:35:36,160
their things.

3287
02:35:36,160 --> 02:35:42,800
It's like is victimizing these people like I feel like it's almost insulting but they

3288
02:35:42,800 --> 02:35:49,120
all eat it up like if like if I was a quote unquote marginalized group and they're like

3289
02:35:49,120 --> 02:35:52,920
hey we're going to give you all this stuff because you can't do this.

3290
02:35:52,920 --> 02:35:54,360
You can't do this on your own.

3291
02:35:54,360 --> 02:35:56,080
So we're going to give you all this stuff.

3292
02:35:56,080 --> 02:35:57,940
It's like it's almost insulting.

3293
02:35:57,940 --> 02:36:02,040
If I was in like a thing and they're like hey you're a straight right guy.

3294
02:36:02,040 --> 02:36:04,980
We don't believe that you can do this without our help.

3295
02:36:04,980 --> 02:36:09,320
Like that's that's it's like the Democrats and specifically the left and all these people

3296
02:36:09,320 --> 02:36:14,840
like it's almost like talking down to these people and you're using them as your new victim

3297
02:36:14,840 --> 02:36:15,840
pet.

3298
02:36:15,840 --> 02:36:18,480
Hey look we're giving all this stuff to our new victim.

3299
02:36:18,480 --> 02:36:20,960
Hey look look this is a new victim over here.

3300
02:36:20,960 --> 02:36:22,440
We're going to give all these guys stuff.

3301
02:36:22,440 --> 02:36:26,120
It's like you ever see that picture from like the office of like Michael Scott like shaking

3302
02:36:26,120 --> 02:36:31,480
the hand of that one guy where it's like it's like it's it feels like that force like hey

3303
02:36:31,480 --> 02:36:33,400
we're shaking the hands of somebody.

3304
02:36:33,400 --> 02:36:38,880
And like it's like the more you other these people and the more that you make them a victim

3305
02:36:38,880 --> 02:36:43,320
the less likely people are to take them seriously as a actual thing.

3306
02:36:43,320 --> 02:36:47,880
And I think that's the main problem with the left is that they victimize people so much

3307
02:36:47,880 --> 02:36:52,660
to the point where once they get their things they have to find a new victim and every time

3308
02:36:52,660 --> 02:36:56,040
that they find a new victim it gets more and more out there.

3309
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:58,640
Like I feel like that's what they like the main.

3310
02:36:58,640 --> 02:37:00,680
That's why I say where's the stopping point.

3311
02:37:00,680 --> 02:37:05,000
Like you got to find another victim after after you you get everything for these people.

3312
02:37:05,000 --> 02:37:07,560
It's like so are we going to start giving like dogs rights.

3313
02:37:07,560 --> 02:37:09,680
Are we going to give them like you know voting rights.

3314
02:37:09,680 --> 02:37:10,920
It's like well this dog.

3315
02:37:10,920 --> 02:37:13,440
I think the next thing is robots right.

3316
02:37:13,440 --> 02:37:19,080
We're going to give people fucking robots right to get married to be like treated as

3317
02:37:19,080 --> 02:37:25,640
legal beings like can robots be fucking tried for murder.

3318
02:37:25,640 --> 02:37:28,560
We're going to Detroit become.

3319
02:37:28,560 --> 02:37:32,560
Yeah I think there's a lot of people that are fucking taking it too far like on the

3320
02:37:32,560 --> 02:37:39,960
fucking left like once they got to the point where it's like we want to start cutting like

3321
02:37:39,960 --> 02:37:41,480
fucking kids dicks off.

3322
02:37:41,480 --> 02:37:46,880
It was like that went too far but I think like the rights response to it was like we're

3323
02:37:46,880 --> 02:37:52,720
going to become actual Nazis and tell you not to cut to kids dicks off that that's also

3324
02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:53,720
taking it too far.

3325
02:37:53,720 --> 02:37:57,320
So I mean I see what you're saying.

3326
02:37:57,320 --> 02:37:58,800
Valley Mac are you even still there.

3327
02:37:58,800 --> 02:38:05,880
Oh no he said his internet was shitting the bed, but like you get where I'm coming from

3328
02:38:05,880 --> 02:38:06,880
with that.

3329
02:38:06,880 --> 02:38:12,440
It's like we need a new victim and like like what what ends up being like once like it's

3330
02:38:12,440 --> 02:38:14,720
it's like a fucking kid playing with a toy.

3331
02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:19,320
Once that toy isn't shiny and new and like what they want to do we they go on to the

3332
02:38:19,320 --> 02:38:25,880
next toy, but like I feel like they milk dry every single fucking thing that they do and

3333
02:38:25,880 --> 02:38:31,280
like it's getting to the point where like having fucking like a rainbow flag flying

3334
02:38:31,280 --> 02:38:38,840
at the Capitol like underneath the American flag is getting comically like just stupid.

3335
02:38:38,840 --> 02:38:45,000
Is it though because because Trump just banned the pride flags and the BLM flags from any

3336
02:38:45,000 --> 02:38:46,520
government building.

3337
02:38:46,520 --> 02:38:48,640
Do you think that's a bad thing.

3338
02:38:48,640 --> 02:38:54,680
I well I mean you had like didn't you have some kind of symbol when like segregation

3339
02:38:54,680 --> 02:38:56,400
was like Martin Luther King.

3340
02:38:56,400 --> 02:38:58,720
You had whites only signs.

3341
02:38:58,720 --> 02:39:02,480
No I mean did did they have like a symbol of their movement.

3342
02:39:02,480 --> 02:39:06,620
I mean I guess it's the black power fist thing maybe yeah.

3343
02:39:06,620 --> 02:39:13,560
So is it bad to celebrate Martin Luther King for you know going against segregation.

3344
02:39:13,560 --> 02:39:19,960
No the thing that's not the same thing is what I'm saying is if you put the fucking

3345
02:39:19,960 --> 02:39:25,360
rainbow flag underneath the American flag it's kind of showing like this is what we

3346
02:39:25,360 --> 02:39:30,360
this is this is the new this is the new regime if you don't like it then you don't belong

3347
02:39:30,360 --> 02:39:35,480
here type things like it's coming it's getting like the rainbow flag and whatever the fuck

3348
02:39:35,480 --> 02:39:41,640
that weird diamond thing on the rainbow flag is now like the weird like thing like it's

3349
02:39:41,640 --> 02:39:43,720
and they keep adding and removing stuff.

3350
02:39:43,720 --> 02:39:48,440
It's like like it's it's it's a fucking it's almost a religious symbol at this point you

3351
02:39:48,440 --> 02:39:55,000
know like you know how how like like Catholics and Christians have like crosses and stuff

3352
02:39:55,000 --> 02:39:56,720
and like they have like cross flags.

3353
02:39:56,720 --> 02:40:00,600
How would you feel if there was a giant cross flag underneath the American flag.

3354
02:40:00,600 --> 02:40:06,360
So you're saying we can't have crosses on flags basically yeah I kind of agree with

3355
02:40:06,360 --> 02:40:11,680
that like like I don't think you should be able to have a cross or any religious symbols

3356
02:40:11,680 --> 02:40:12,680
on the flags.

3357
02:40:12,680 --> 02:40:19,080
Okay then what about the people who who are so so so you're agreeing with me here okay.

3358
02:40:19,080 --> 02:40:23,600
So what I'm saying is if there was a giant cross flag underneath not a giant but like

3359
02:40:23,600 --> 02:40:28,120
the same size as the American flag and at the Capitol they had a giant cross like a

3360
02:40:28,120 --> 02:40:32,140
giant crucifix like flag underneath the American flag.

3361
02:40:32,140 --> 02:40:33,480
How would you feel about that.

3362
02:40:33,480 --> 02:40:36,000
Yeah no I wouldn't approve of that.

3363
02:40:36,000 --> 02:40:40,960
So so but but when you're looking at it so from the other side people putting up the

3364
02:40:40,960 --> 02:40:44,560
rainbow flag underneath the American flag that's like the same fucking thing.

3365
02:40:44,560 --> 02:40:49,920
It's basically them saying fuck you if you don't like this fuck you but did not the

3366
02:40:49,920 --> 02:40:55,440
like the Mississippi flag till twenty twenty one have the fucking Confederate you know

3367
02:40:55,440 --> 02:40:58,880
battle flag as part of its design.

3368
02:40:58,880 --> 02:41:02,240
I appreciate you and understanding that I was the battle flag and it wasn't the actual

3369
02:41:02,240 --> 02:41:04,280
flag of the Confederate.

3370
02:41:04,280 --> 02:41:10,400
So if we're going to still have you know this thing that supports racism and you know slavery.

3371
02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:14,880
It got taken off though that's what I'm saying twenty twenty one but like I'm saying it got

3372
02:41:14,880 --> 02:41:19,360
taken off but we're talking about was one hundred and eighty years later.

3373
02:41:19,360 --> 02:41:25,520
But what I'm talking about here is the is like I think at government buildings you shouldn't

3374
02:41:25,520 --> 02:41:29,660
have either like things you know what I'm talking about how you shouldn't have a rainbow

3375
02:41:29,660 --> 02:41:31,800
flag just like you shouldn't have a crucifix flag.

3376
02:41:31,800 --> 02:41:37,560
So then are you saying that the statues of Robert E. Lee should be demolished.

3377
02:41:37,560 --> 02:41:45,160
No that's not that's not the same thing like well like I don't think so America.

3378
02:41:45,160 --> 02:41:50,520
I think that like statues of generals and wars and stuff.

3379
02:41:50,520 --> 02:41:53,200
It's not just a symbol of that.

3380
02:41:53,200 --> 02:41:56,840
It's a symbol of all the men that lost their lives during that thing.

3381
02:41:56,840 --> 02:42:01,640
It's not just like the pro slavery side of the south like right but they've lost their

3382
02:42:01,640 --> 02:42:05,600
lives for the wrong reason just because you lost your life for the wrong reason.

3383
02:42:05,600 --> 02:42:08,160
Does that mean you shouldn't be memorialized like at all.

3384
02:42:08,160 --> 02:42:12,800
Do you think if you if you're a bad person you don't deserve a gravestone.

3385
02:42:12,800 --> 02:42:18,000
So you're saying like the Germans that fought for the Nazis and World War Two.

3386
02:42:18,000 --> 02:42:24,400
I obviously think you know they're not fucking Nazis and they're not you know to blame but

3387
02:42:24,400 --> 02:42:25,400
I'd say so.

3388
02:42:25,400 --> 02:42:28,920
But OK let's say you were conscripted into the German army.

3389
02:42:28,920 --> 02:42:30,920
You had you fought in the German army.

3390
02:42:30,920 --> 02:42:32,640
Yeah most of them were conscripted.

3391
02:42:32,640 --> 02:42:33,640
That's what I'm saying.

3392
02:42:33,640 --> 02:42:36,720
Like you're conscripted into the German army you fought for the German army.

3393
02:42:36,720 --> 02:42:38,440
You fought for the wrong side.

3394
02:42:38,440 --> 02:42:39,720
You die in battle.

3395
02:42:39,720 --> 02:42:43,520
You shouldn't have a memorial for your for you and your squad that died in battle because

3396
02:42:43,520 --> 02:42:45,000
you fought for the wrong side.

3397
02:42:45,000 --> 02:42:51,200
No I'm not blaming those people that you know are conscripted or just kind of tried to defend

3398
02:42:51,200 --> 02:42:56,680
their own land because they had to because they lived in the south.

3399
02:42:56,680 --> 02:43:01,240
But like like what I'm saying is like should you not have a memorial for people who did

3400
02:43:01,240 --> 02:43:02,240
that.

3401
02:43:02,240 --> 02:43:07,800
Like I feel like I'm of the fucking mind where even if like they're the worst bad guys ever

3402
02:43:07,800 --> 02:43:08,800
like.

3403
02:43:08,800 --> 02:43:12,240
You know the Germans during World War Two the people that fought weren't the fucking

3404
02:43:12,240 --> 02:43:13,640
guys who made the decisions.

3405
02:43:13,640 --> 02:43:15,320
They were just men that fought.

3406
02:43:15,320 --> 02:43:20,440
Sure you can have a memorial for them but putting up a statue of Robert E Lee is a different

3407
02:43:20,440 --> 02:43:21,440
story.

3408
02:43:21,440 --> 02:43:26,280
So Robert E Lee like the statue of him specifically that got taken down.

3409
02:43:26,280 --> 02:43:31,800
It was also a memorial for the for the south like people like it wasn't just like a Robert

3410
02:43:31,800 --> 02:43:38,720
E Lee statue and also Robert E Lee was a respected general before he joined the south and the

3411
02:43:38,720 --> 02:43:43,360
whole thing with Robert E Lee that I think I've went over the story before is that he

3412
02:43:43,360 --> 02:43:48,360
wasn't like super fucking like you know gun ho I love the south.

3413
02:43:48,360 --> 02:43:52,360
He fucking was devastated when he had when he told Abraham Lincoln that he wasn't going

3414
02:43:52,360 --> 02:43:56,080
to be able to fight for the union because he'd have to fight against Virginia.

3415
02:43:56,080 --> 02:43:58,780
And then the thing is even back then.

3416
02:43:58,780 --> 02:44:04,320
So back then Robert E Lee's house was less than 10 miles away from the White House.

3417
02:44:04,320 --> 02:44:05,320
It's still there.

3418
02:44:05,320 --> 02:44:06,320
You can still go to it.

3419
02:44:06,320 --> 02:44:08,780
It's the Lee house in Arlington National Cemetery.

3420
02:44:08,780 --> 02:44:13,480
It's less than 10 miles away from the White House and even Abraham Lincoln himself you

3421
02:44:13,480 --> 02:44:17,960
know the leader of the United States and General Grant and all these guys said do not go to

3422
02:44:17,960 --> 02:44:18,960
Lee's house.

3423
02:44:18,960 --> 02:44:19,960
Do not capture it.

3424
02:44:19,960 --> 02:44:23,280
This is like just leave leave the Lee house alone.

3425
02:44:23,280 --> 02:44:26,440
Like that's how much respect they had for even back then.

3426
02:44:26,440 --> 02:44:32,080
So I'm saying like not just like just because he fought for the wrong side doesn't mean

3427
02:44:32,080 --> 02:44:34,320
that he shouldn't be have a have a memorial.

3428
02:44:34,320 --> 02:44:35,320
Okay.

3429
02:44:35,320 --> 02:44:40,680
Well then why in Germany can't you put a bit such of Hitler up because he was the fucking

3430
02:44:40,680 --> 02:44:43,820
the general like there like he wasn't a general.

3431
02:44:43,820 --> 02:44:45,360
He was like the figurehead of it.

3432
02:44:45,360 --> 02:44:51,160
I don't think that we should have like fucking what the fuck was the president of the Confederacy

3433
02:44:51,160 --> 02:44:52,160
his name.

3434
02:44:52,160 --> 02:44:55,120
I know I can see his stupid face.

3435
02:44:55,120 --> 02:44:56,120
Jefferson Davis.

3436
02:44:56,120 --> 02:44:59,080
I'm not saying that we should have like Jefferson Davis statues and stuff.

3437
02:44:59,080 --> 02:45:03,760
I'm saying there probably is and you know the deep south.

3438
02:45:03,760 --> 02:45:06,960
But what I'm saying is that I don't agree with the Jefferson Davis statue because he

3439
02:45:06,960 --> 02:45:08,280
didn't fight in the war.

3440
02:45:08,280 --> 02:45:11,480
He was just like the figurehead of the south.

3441
02:45:11,480 --> 02:45:16,880
A guy who was in the war who was a general for an army that had several thousand hundred

3442
02:45:16,880 --> 02:45:18,400
thousand people die.

3443
02:45:18,400 --> 02:45:23,800
I feel like him being on a memorial isn't just being like oh we love Robert E. Lee.

3444
02:45:23,800 --> 02:45:28,640
It's a memorial not only to him but to everybody who fought like during that.

3445
02:45:28,640 --> 02:45:33,080
And at the end of the day as much as some people will disagree with it we everybody

3446
02:45:33,080 --> 02:45:35,360
who fought in the Civil War was an American.

3447
02:45:35,360 --> 02:45:39,040
Every single person that fought in the Civil War even after the war when they then they

3448
02:45:39,040 --> 02:45:41,320
read when they read it they were Americans.

3449
02:45:41,320 --> 02:45:43,440
They died Americans at the end.

3450
02:45:43,440 --> 02:45:47,680
Like if you were in the south and you fought during the Civil War and you survived the

3451
02:45:47,680 --> 02:45:51,520
Civil War and you died after the war you died as an American.

3452
02:45:51,520 --> 02:45:56,240
Like we like in the whole thing is we were fighting our brothers at that point.

3453
02:45:56,240 --> 02:45:59,040
Like literally sometimes you were fighting your brother.

3454
02:45:59,040 --> 02:46:06,440
Like there was a really sad like documented story that I heard of a saw two sons from

3455
02:46:06,440 --> 02:46:11,840
the same family fought on different sides and the one son from the north of the union

3456
02:46:11,840 --> 02:46:15,600
was doing a bayonet charge against the south and he stabbed the guy and when he looked

3457
02:46:15,600 --> 02:46:16,920
down it was his brother.

3458
02:46:16,920 --> 02:46:17,920
Oh sure.

3459
02:46:17,920 --> 02:46:20,920
And like this is the type of shit that was going.

3460
02:46:20,920 --> 02:46:24,520
Like brothers were literally fighting brothers in the war.

3461
02:46:24,520 --> 02:46:27,240
Like it was it was it was an awful war.

3462
02:46:27,240 --> 02:46:29,760
It was an awful time in American history.

3463
02:46:29,760 --> 02:46:33,960
But I don't think that the brother who got stabbed with the bayonet just because he fought

3464
02:46:33,960 --> 02:46:36,000
for the wrong side shouldn't be memorialized.

3465
02:46:36,000 --> 02:46:37,000
Yeah.

3466
02:46:37,000 --> 02:46:41,680
So you're saying like the German you know the German people that fought for the Nazis

3467
02:46:41,680 --> 02:46:44,280
shouldn't be necessarily called Nazis.

3468
02:46:44,280 --> 02:46:50,800
People in you know the south that fought for the Confederacy are not necessarily racist.

3469
02:46:50,800 --> 02:46:56,400
So like basically the party in control can can you know take control of them and make

3470
02:46:56,400 --> 02:46:59,400
them do fight for what they want to do.

3471
02:46:59,400 --> 02:47:02,120
Like I think that's happening now with Trump basically.

3472
02:47:02,120 --> 02:47:10,520
So do you think like Nazi symbolism should just be banned from like America basically?

3473
02:47:10,520 --> 02:47:19,040
I should be able to so what I what I think I because I'm a more of a free speech absolutist.

3474
02:47:19,040 --> 02:47:23,960
I don't think Nazi symbols or any symbol in general should be banned.

3475
02:47:23,960 --> 02:47:28,440
I just don't think that you know like I said I don't think that flags should be flown at

3476
02:47:28,440 --> 02:47:31,880
the Capitol that aren't United States flags and shit.

3477
02:47:31,880 --> 02:47:38,080
Like I think that like like if you if you as a fucking random like person just want

3478
02:47:38,080 --> 02:47:41,640
to buy a Nazi flag I don't think it's a fucking cool thing.

3479
02:47:41,640 --> 02:47:45,520
But I don't think it should be like I don't think any symbol should be fucking just completely

3480
02:47:45,520 --> 02:47:48,960
banned like you know how like that's like it sounds.

3481
02:47:48,960 --> 02:47:51,080
Semi fucking stupid.

3482
02:47:51,080 --> 02:47:57,840
That's like this symbol you cannot ever have ever because it was a bad symbol.

3483
02:47:57,840 --> 02:48:02,320
So it's like it's a fucking I like I could draw a swastika on a piece of paper like an

3484
02:48:02,320 --> 02:48:06,120
NP will be like bad symbol never bad.

3485
02:48:06,120 --> 02:48:08,600
It's like it's like it's a fucking drawing right.

3486
02:48:08,600 --> 02:48:14,520
But down should neo-Nazi hate groups be banned that are saying like oh we support this and

3487
02:48:14,520 --> 02:48:19,400
we fucking support the Nazis vision to purify the white race.

3488
02:48:19,400 --> 02:48:22,000
Should that be bad that is bad.

3489
02:48:22,000 --> 02:48:23,960
It's already fucking hate speech like that.

3490
02:48:23,960 --> 02:48:24,960
No it's not.

3491
02:48:24,960 --> 02:48:29,840
It's not it's not illegal to be neo-Nazi is not illegal to be a neo-Nazi but actively

3492
02:48:29,840 --> 02:48:35,480
like doing hate speech towards people is illegal like if they want to do their hate back and

3493
02:48:35,480 --> 02:48:37,300
forth to each other.

3494
02:48:37,300 --> 02:48:41,040
That's one thing but when you're actively attacking another person with hate speech

3495
02:48:41,040 --> 02:48:43,000
that's that's a that's a crime.

3496
02:48:43,000 --> 02:48:47,000
Now hate speech isn't illegal it's only if you do it why committing another crime.

3497
02:48:47,000 --> 02:48:49,520
So if you like do something physical.

3498
02:48:49,520 --> 02:48:52,200
Oh hey what's up.

3499
02:48:52,200 --> 02:48:56,160
Oh yo Ali back.

3500
02:48:56,160 --> 02:48:59,360
Hello hello.

3501
02:48:59,360 --> 02:49:01,400
Hello.

3502
02:49:01,400 --> 02:49:05,880
All right am I back in.

3503
02:49:05,880 --> 02:49:09,200
Yes all right good shit.

3504
02:49:09,200 --> 02:49:13,920
If you do something what's the argument is still reaching here.

3505
02:49:13,920 --> 02:49:16,120
Yes it is.

3506
02:49:16,120 --> 02:49:17,760
It's actually more of an agreement.

3507
02:49:17,760 --> 02:49:22,360
It's not it's not it's not illegal to just say something verbal though it's not it's

3508
02:49:22,360 --> 02:49:27,860
not illegal to commit hate speech unless you do something physical along with it.

3509
02:49:27,860 --> 02:49:34,440
But the whole thing I don't kind of get to is as like as a person like do you think that

3510
02:49:34,440 --> 02:49:40,000
we so so are you a person that's for limiting that free speech.

3511
02:49:40,000 --> 02:49:43,480
Do you think that you should be able to say whatever you want or do you think that some

3512
02:49:43,480 --> 02:49:46,320
words are just too bad that you can't say.

3513
02:49:46,320 --> 02:49:53,280
I think that you should be able to say whatever you want but I agree that basically hate speech

3514
02:49:53,280 --> 02:49:59,520
should be banned like like the fucking I don't think neo-nazis should be allowed to exist

3515
02:49:59,520 --> 02:50:06,400
or like you know a group that just inherently is exists to fucking hate people like the

3516
02:50:06,400 --> 02:50:08,160
Westboro Baptist Church.

3517
02:50:08,160 --> 02:50:10,040
I think that should be fucking manned to.

3518
02:50:10,040 --> 02:50:13,280
So what about the like the like a black supremacist group.

3519
02:50:13,280 --> 02:50:16,680
Do you think that should be allowed to if they're saying like you know kill all the

3520
02:50:16,680 --> 02:50:22,120
white people then I say that shouldn't exist now all right then I I agree with that I'm

3521
02:50:22,120 --> 02:50:26,200
just saying like I don't think that this should be a double standard for one side but black

3522
02:50:26,200 --> 02:50:30,480
place matters not saying like kill all the white people is just saying like we want equal

3523
02:50:30,480 --> 02:50:34,440
rights but black lives matter has done a lot of fucking shady shit.

3524
02:50:34,440 --> 02:50:37,360
There's a lot of people there's a lot of extremists in every group.

3525
02:50:37,360 --> 02:50:43,480
I said I would say that might be like yeah we got to kill all the white people like that.

3526
02:50:43,480 --> 02:50:47,760
I feel like is a problem in itself is that I feel like that's another thing with the

3527
02:50:47,760 --> 02:50:52,080
left that I feel like there's a double standard that you can say kill all the white people

3528
02:50:52,080 --> 02:50:54,760
and the people on the left would be like all right whatever.

3529
02:50:54,760 --> 02:51:00,280
But if you say kill all black people I'm saying this as a as a hypothetical by the way do

3530
02:51:00,280 --> 02:51:02,160
not take that out of context.

3531
02:51:02,160 --> 02:51:08,160
It would be you know you say like we're like we're taking this too far guys like we're

3532
02:51:08,160 --> 02:51:12,200
saying like we should just kill ourselves if we're white like I'm going to say that

3533
02:51:12,200 --> 02:51:19,560
we're fucking taking this too far and we should shut this down but like like do you think

3534
02:51:19,560 --> 02:51:24,040
that like but do you like do you agree that like there's almost a double standard with

3535
02:51:24,040 --> 02:51:29,680
that where you can say we should kill all white people and it's almost given a pass

3536
02:51:29,680 --> 02:51:33,680
but if you say kill all black people you're automatically nailed to a cross.

3537
02:51:33,680 --> 02:51:39,520
Yeah I guess I agree for some people you know it's like that I mean personally for not for

3538
02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:44,800
me it's not like that but I think a lot of people have taken it too far now.

3539
02:51:44,800 --> 02:51:45,800
Yeah.

3540
02:51:45,800 --> 02:51:46,800
Okay.

3541
02:51:46,800 --> 02:51:49,280
Then we don't disagree on that.

3542
02:51:49,280 --> 02:51:52,600
Ali back how you doing.

3543
02:51:52,600 --> 02:51:57,480
Okay.

3544
02:51:57,480 --> 02:52:01,680
I got I got to wrap this up relatively soon so I can you know get out of here and hit

3545
02:52:01,680 --> 02:52:07,560
the gym but I can I can probably say for a big gym guy in case anybody out there hasn't

3546
02:52:07,560 --> 02:52:08,560
heard.

3547
02:52:08,560 --> 02:52:15,280
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just I'm just I'm still in this you know you want to honestly

3548
02:52:15,280 --> 02:52:19,200
I know we've been gone for a minute I blame Dan for this Dan is the Donald Trump of our

3549
02:52:19,200 --> 02:52:20,200
group chat.

3550
02:52:20,200 --> 02:52:23,760
He really is he just tries to piss everybody off.

3551
02:52:23,760 --> 02:52:32,320
Yeah he is in he's incited just mass political just he's dividing us politically so you can

3552
02:52:32,320 --> 02:52:37,560
either be like me you can be a liberal or you can be a conservative like Tyler you can

3553
02:52:37,560 --> 02:52:43,280
be you know independent moderate free thinker like Ali Mack or you could just fucking want

3554
02:52:43,280 --> 02:52:48,880
to piss people off control them like Dan.

3555
02:52:48,880 --> 02:52:55,160
You want to know what Dan was getting Dan got me a lot actually to be to be quite honest

3556
02:52:55,160 --> 02:52:57,000
he's got me quite a bit.

3557
02:52:57,000 --> 02:53:01,920
Dan is literally like he's told us in person that he's trying to fish for your your your

3558
02:53:01,920 --> 02:53:08,960
responses and for a while I just thought he was genuinely trying to piss me off because

3559
02:53:08,960 --> 02:53:13,680
up to that point leading up to it there was a couple discussions and I forgive me I'm

3560
02:53:13,680 --> 02:53:18,200
a little drunk right now I can't remember what they were but there was a couple where

3561
02:53:18,200 --> 02:53:25,160
I was I was genuinely just trying to have a discussion with him and I could tell that

3562
02:53:25,160 --> 02:53:30,520
I was getting Dan riled up quite a bit and he wasn't even really saying anything to get

3563
02:53:30,520 --> 02:53:36,080
me riled up and I think that this may be a little bit retaliatory on his end which is

3564
02:53:36,080 --> 02:53:39,240
to be honest I do the same thing.

3565
02:53:39,240 --> 02:53:42,280
No he's just really good at it.

3566
02:53:42,280 --> 02:53:49,840
He is because he literally tells you I'm just trying to troll you like I'm not I'm not actually

3567
02:53:49,840 --> 02:53:56,060
serious and he's still I know but how many people say that shit it's like no but knowing

3568
02:53:56,060 --> 02:53:59,320
Dan that's actually what he's doing.

3569
02:53:59,320 --> 02:54:03,440
I know I know but how many how many times have you been arguing with someone and you

3570
02:54:03,440 --> 02:54:07,280
hit him with like zinger after zinger after zinger and you get him backed into a corner

3571
02:54:07,280 --> 02:54:12,840
and they go oh man bro bro I was just I was just trying to see how pissed I could get

3572
02:54:12,840 --> 02:54:17,560
you and it's like and this does not apply to Dan but the way you feel in that moment

3573
02:54:17,560 --> 02:54:22,600
is like fuck you you son of a bitch like I fucking had you dead to rights and then you

3574
02:54:22,600 --> 02:54:28,680
backed out like you didn't mean any of it and it's like yes yes now that is how Dan

3575
02:54:28,680 --> 02:54:37,160
is and the last time he kind of had me on it was about the whole 9 11 AI thing.

3576
02:54:37,160 --> 02:54:41,960
What are we talking about and I had I had train man texted me and train man's like what

3577
02:54:41,960 --> 02:54:45,720
the fuck is Dan on about right now and it's like well I don't know.

3578
02:54:45,720 --> 02:54:50,040
Didn't I have you about the Joseph Pfeiffer thing.

3579
02:54:50,040 --> 02:54:56,600
You did but you I could that wasn't done intentionally Casey because I have under what the fuck based

3580
02:54:56,600 --> 02:55:00,640
off based off of the way that you guys talk about me on the podcast.

3581
02:55:00,640 --> 02:55:04,960
So I'm on good authority that you did not think that I listened to the podcast.

3582
02:55:04,960 --> 02:55:09,760
I listened to that one and I came back to the podcast I said what the fuck were you

3583
02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:15,360
talking about the same way Tyler was saying there was fucking holes in Antarctica.

3584
02:55:15,360 --> 02:55:20,800
So I just I opened up my Facebook page and I just got fucking slammed with this a dude

3585
02:55:20,800 --> 02:55:24,560
that I went to high school with who is a known you know like I'd known gay guy at my school

3586
02:55:24,560 --> 02:55:30,280
he just goes it just post this just so everybody knows I take hormones and I have little boobs

3587
02:55:30,280 --> 02:55:38,440
now I also do gay porn have a wonderful day like what the fuck what the fuck is that shit

3588
02:55:38,440 --> 02:55:42,560
like I don't want to open up my Facebook and just fucking see that that's fucking insane

3589
02:55:42,560 --> 02:55:50,360
like what the fuck I just did so many so many.

3590
02:55:50,360 --> 02:55:56,560
So I'm going to fucking cut my cock off.

3591
02:55:56,560 --> 02:56:03,440
I would say I'm Tyler that no fuck I Tyler I would say I was trying to derail us there

3592
02:56:03,440 --> 02:56:08,560
but I wasn't but I am so I got into a little fucking hipster me.

3593
02:56:08,560 --> 02:56:11,720
I've been wanting to and I've been buying vinyl records for a while.

3594
02:56:11,720 --> 02:56:18,240
I do that finally got a turntable fucking fucking fleeced someone for a fucking Sony

3595
02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:19,760
really nice Bluetooth player.

3596
02:56:19,760 --> 02:56:23,880
I don't have a stereo system for it so I'm using a Bluetooth speaker so it doesn't really

3597
02:56:23,880 --> 02:56:28,280
do fucking anything because the whole point of having a vinyl player is that it's all

3598
02:56:28,280 --> 02:56:31,920
analog and you can hook it up to a stereo system and it's like a very warm sounding

3599
02:56:31,920 --> 02:56:35,520
thing but if you fucking compress it into a Bluetooth signal it's no different than

3600
02:56:35,520 --> 02:56:39,960
a shitty mp3 file actually it's even shittier so we're working on the stereo regardless

3601
02:56:39,960 --> 02:56:44,480
I'm building up my collection all the records I want to buy are so fucking expensive you

3602
02:56:44,480 --> 02:56:50,400
can buy me for that's what I do by Kanye West fuck that though I don't want reprints because

3603
02:56:50,400 --> 02:56:54,120
all right look so the whole reason I got this thing is because I'm a true fucking audio

3604
02:56:54,120 --> 02:56:59,480
file I fucking love really good audio fidelity which is hysterical because I'm fucking deaf

3605
02:56:59,480 --> 02:57:03,400
in one ear so like you'd think I wouldn't appreciate that stuff but I really do because

3606
02:57:03,400 --> 02:57:08,080
like I can sense it I can hear it I'm in tune with it and I fucking love it yeah he's like

3607
02:57:08,080 --> 02:57:12,120
Beethoven but the original prints of these fucking albums that I really wanted to get

3608
02:57:12,120 --> 02:57:16,400
that I used to have on CDs are so expensive my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by Kanye

3609
02:57:16,400 --> 02:57:24,520
West on Amazon goes for $75 and that's a reprint you go on eBay and you get an original print

3610
02:57:24,520 --> 02:57:29,080
which is still way too fucking expensive oh if you want to go to a place where you can

3611
02:57:29,080 --> 02:57:34,080
actually build up your collection for relatively cheap over there's a bunch of record stores

3612
02:57:34,080 --> 02:57:42,000
over in no but in in the mall which one Crossgates they have a Newberry comics there and they

3613
02:57:42,000 --> 02:57:45,880
have a whole bunch of like weird albums that like I think that like you are the ones that

3614
02:57:45,880 --> 02:57:49,920
you're like looking for and like they have a whole bunch of fucking records there like

3615
02:57:49,920 --> 02:57:55,160
I go there a lot to pick up like new ones like they don't just have like the standard

3616
02:57:55,160 --> 02:58:00,640
like you know oh yeah the Beatles we got you know Taylor Swift and stuff like they have

3617
02:58:00,640 --> 02:58:05,360
like fucking some weird deep cuts there that I'm like oh all right well the new shit it

3618
02:58:05,360 --> 02:58:11,560
regardless of who it's from the new shit is cheap yeah when you go back for the old cuts

3619
02:58:11,560 --> 02:58:18,000
like for example like I'm looking at blueprint 3 by Jay-Z another fucking like one of my

3620
02:58:18,000 --> 02:58:22,520
favorite albums I had it on a CD as a kid it's not even known as one of Jay-Z's best

3621
02:58:22,520 --> 02:58:29,400
albums but it's the one that had a run this town death of autotune Venus versus Mars couple

3622
02:58:29,400 --> 02:58:35,560
other fucking heaters on there forever young with mr. Hudson oh yeah that's a that's a

3623
02:58:35,560 --> 02:58:41,160
really good album that one the reprint on Amazon goes for $32 let's check it out on

3624
02:58:41,160 --> 02:58:46,080
eBay let's see how much that one goes for because eBay I'm noticing is my best friend when it

3625
02:58:46,080 --> 02:58:50,800
comes to vinyl you really don't want to fuck with Amazon for anything the one place which

3626
02:58:50,800 --> 02:58:55,280
is actually really really really good and I hate supporting massive companies like this

3627
02:58:55,280 --> 02:59:01,720
but the one that's really good for new records unfortunately is Walmart yeah I wouldn't yeah

3628
02:59:01,720 --> 02:59:09,080
it is Walmart is really good for new original print vinyl so the thing that I I like because

3629
02:59:09,080 --> 02:59:13,600
I I thought that I wanted to do like the the old school and like get like the old records

3630
02:59:13,600 --> 02:59:18,640
and I realized that that was just too much fucking money what I ended up doing was you

3631
02:59:18,640 --> 02:59:23,320
know I like so what I found is I like like the special edition of the records that have

3632
02:59:23,320 --> 02:59:29,200
like you know like the like the like the weird blue record or like a fucking like starburst

3633
02:59:29,200 --> 02:59:35,520
like formation in a clear record or like they have like art like pieces on the record like

3634
02:59:35,520 --> 02:59:39,720
I found I really like those types of ones so that's the ones that I've been going with

3635
02:59:39,720 --> 02:59:44,560
but it seems like you want to go with the more you know classic stuff but like I like

3636
02:59:44,560 --> 02:59:51,640
the special edition like I have on Post Malone's Beerbongs and Bentley's and the the clear one

3637
02:59:51,640 --> 02:59:56,400
I have that and I also like this is like I don't know why I'm talking just Post Malone

3638
02:59:56,400 --> 03:00:02,680
but he has two pretty cool like looking records and then Hollywood's Bleeding he has like

3639
03:00:02,680 --> 03:00:09,600
a it's a really cool like deep purple fucking coloring and I really like that it was really

3640
03:00:09,600 --> 03:00:16,200
cool like I like well whenever are you going but like the thing is like it's not only like

3641
03:00:16,200 --> 03:00:21,920
I like listening to the music but like I have it in my living room on my on my record player

3642
03:00:21,920 --> 03:00:26,280
just like out there and it's a really nice like conversation piece being like yo is that

3643
03:00:26,280 --> 03:00:30,800
a purple record and it's like oh yeah it's it's this it's Post Malone's fucking Hollywood

3644
03:00:30,800 --> 03:00:36,440
Bleed like all that shit like you like that album I'm not even shitting on you but do

3645
03:00:36,440 --> 03:00:42,440
you do you I I was never really that big of a big of a slough for that one I'll be honest

3646
03:00:42,440 --> 03:00:49,960
I liked it I liked the the the Ozzy feature I liked you know fucking like the actual song

3647
03:00:49,960 --> 03:00:55,800
Hollywood's Bleeding I liked you know that's the only song off that album I like is Hollywood's

3648
03:00:55,800 --> 03:01:01,080
Bleeding I like Take What You Take Take Take What You Want From Me I think that's the one

3649
03:01:01,080 --> 03:01:10,320
I like I like Better Now that one's on that I like like I like a lot of the songs on it

3650
03:01:10,320 --> 03:01:16,260
and I also is the coolest looking record that he has it's like a deep purple look I also

3651
03:01:16,260 --> 03:01:22,000
got the My Chemical Romance special edition Three Cheers for Sweet Sweet Revenge and it's

3652
03:01:22,000 --> 03:01:26,480
a clear record and it looks like it has blood drops in it which is pretty cool so here's

3653
03:01:26,480 --> 03:01:31,200
the thing when you can get special editions the old ones but for the most part special

3654
03:01:31,200 --> 03:01:36,000
edition like the the weird Prince of Vinyl is like a lot of these artists back in the

3655
03:01:36,000 --> 03:01:44,560
day for the most part like so vinyl was in its height between the 60s and the 90s that

3656
03:01:44,560 --> 03:01:50,920
was like the era of vinyl actually no I would say 60s to late 70s because then the cassette

3657
03:01:50,920 --> 03:01:56,120
tape even though it's a shittier audio fidelity was so much more convenient that it came at

3658
03:01:56,120 --> 03:02:00,320
the cost of some audio fidelity but nobody fucking gave a fuck about that it was so much

3659
03:02:00,320 --> 03:02:04,440
cheaper to put it on cassettes so cassettes took over for a little while vinyl kept its

3660
03:02:04,440 --> 03:02:08,080
crowd because people are like what the fuck I swapped to cassettes and these things suck

3661
03:02:08,080 --> 03:02:13,360
cock compared to this but it was like cassettes were huge in the car and everything so cassettes

3662
03:02:13,360 --> 03:02:19,160
caught on then CD was the best of both worlds because you had the audio fidelity and you

3663
03:02:19,160 --> 03:02:28,080
had the compactivity but vinyls are the only analog that we have now because CD is digital

3664
03:02:28,080 --> 03:02:34,440
yeah so it's all been compressed to a certain extent and what really blew me away was so

3665
03:02:34,440 --> 03:02:39,960
I had I got a cassette of Clancy by 21 Pilots because I got for like four bucks it was super

3666
03:02:39,960 --> 03:02:43,220
cheap like right after the album came out and I was like how can I not fucking buy this

3667
03:02:43,220 --> 03:02:47,640
thing so I did and it was like I thought it was really cool how it sounded warm but I

3668
03:02:47,640 --> 03:02:53,960
noticed that like there was in certain areas like the mids and the highs there was a little

3669
03:02:53,960 --> 03:03:00,200
bit better audio fidelity it sounded a little bit like closer than what digital does like

3670
03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:04,000
you can almost sniff out the compression a little bit to a certain extent so I started

3671
03:03:04,000 --> 03:03:10,200
fucking doing this vinyl shit Clancy and I know but yeah so I have a tape of Clancy

3672
03:03:10,200 --> 03:03:15,720
but I also bought one of the first days the album came out I bought the vinyl of Clancy

3673
03:03:15,720 --> 03:03:20,120
and I bought the vinyl of Clancy through Walmart because Walmart had the coolest vinyl it's

3674
03:03:20,120 --> 03:03:26,760
a black and red swirl and it just looks sick Amazon had one that was actually remarkably

3675
03:03:26,760 --> 03:03:34,480
cheaper but it was just this shitty just like solid color neon yellow and it just didn't

3676
03:03:34,480 --> 03:03:40,040
it just didn't look good to me it's like part I'd be lying so most of it for me is the audio

3677
03:03:40,040 --> 03:03:44,360
of it I like it I like knowing that's the analog it's the closest you can get to what

3678
03:03:44,360 --> 03:03:50,560
that music sounded like in the stair in the in the studio but another part of it is the

3679
03:03:50,560 --> 03:03:59,280
tactile feel of this is my autism speaking of just having the podcast is our autism speaking

3680
03:03:59,280 --> 03:04:05,680
I know I know but it's like you can touch the the music that you really like and when

3681
03:04:05,680 --> 03:04:09,640
you find an album that you really like is it you there's so many of us we like a song

3682
03:04:09,640 --> 03:04:14,760
or two off of an album but like I'm not gonna fucking buy a vinyl of an album I like a song

3683
03:04:14,760 --> 03:04:19,720
or two off of like I will shamelessly admit that today knowing that I was gonna fucking

3684
03:04:19,720 --> 03:04:24,800
fleece this woman for fucking vinyl player and thank God there's nothing wrong with it

3685
03:04:24,800 --> 03:04:31,840
the thing is actually phenomenal but uh I spent fucking I spent 90 dollars on stadium

3686
03:04:31,840 --> 03:04:36,960
arcade by uh the red hot chili peppers because that's one that that's probably my favorite

3687
03:04:36,960 --> 03:04:43,320
album of all time it's just a heater and it's four it's four vinyls because it's a long

3688
03:04:43,320 --> 03:04:48,880
ass album they had a bunch of B they had a bunch of uh B sides that they fucking threw

3689
03:04:48,880 --> 03:04:52,800
on there because they're like ah we don't want to get rid of them and even the B sides

3690
03:04:52,800 --> 03:04:58,680
are fucking sick my favorite fuck it fuck B side we'll have two full vinyls with A and

3691
03:04:58,680 --> 03:05:04,920
B of A sides and then we'll have two other vinyls of B sides yeah I spent 90 on that

3692
03:05:04,920 --> 03:05:10,400
today I'm not happy doing it that way my favorite record I ever got was when it first came out

3693
03:05:10,400 --> 03:05:16,520
was when um flower boy by Tyler the creator came out it came out with a special gold edition

3694
03:05:16,520 --> 03:05:23,560
uh vinyl that was like metallic gold colored and it's so fucking cool and it's so expensive

3695
03:05:23,560 --> 03:05:28,740
now but like I bought it when it first came out so I got it for I think 50 bucks like

3696
03:05:28,740 --> 03:05:33,720
for for like it was brand new like the album literally just came out and I just happened

3697
03:05:33,720 --> 03:05:38,880
to be like on like the pre-order list for the uh the gold edition and like that thing's

3698
03:05:38,880 --> 03:05:45,560
so fucking cool looking it's so nice looking and it's a great album too fucking flower

3699
03:05:45,560 --> 03:05:55,640
boy is one of my favorite albums like I love flower boy and that's the thing is just god

3700
03:05:55,640 --> 03:06:07,280
damn I love it I love it it's so great god damn well I think we gotta wrap this up I

3701
03:06:07,280 --> 03:06:13,840
think we do Tyler's gotta go to the gym bro yeah Tyler Tyler's gotta work out yeah dude

3702
03:06:13,840 --> 03:06:22,680
you gotta get swole Tyler get out there um if you uh fucking hate not to use email us

3703
03:06:22,680 --> 03:06:30,720
at untitled podcast seventy three at gmail.com okay of course like us on facebook do the

3704
03:06:30,720 --> 03:06:42,840
thing and as always be kind to yourself I need silver we out fuck off for all we know

3705
03:06:42,840 --> 03:06:48,520
robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever

3706
03:06:48,520 --> 03:06:57,240
been a cyborg or a robot do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck

3707
03:06:57,240 --> 03:07:05,400
no no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out

3708
03:07:05,400 --> 03:07:12,480
there with some really dumb thoughts extended episode where the fuck did the pyramids come

3709
03:07:12,480 --> 03:07:16,280
from where the fuck did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and

3710
03:07:16,280 --> 03:07:22,120
become ghosts they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

3711
03:07:22,120 --> 03:07:29,240
aliens exist somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super

3712
03:07:29,240 --> 03:07:38,120
soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay then they are extra terrestrials

3713
03:07:38,120 --> 03:08:06,440
they are aliens i do not negotiate with

3714
03:08:06,440 --> 03:08:14,200
eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump nothing

3715
03:08:14,200 --> 03:08:19,400
they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has taken it to

3716
03:08:19,400 --> 03:08:28,080
the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that

3717
03:08:28,080 --> 03:08:31,960
you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're

3718
03:08:31,960 --> 03:08:36,680
going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a

3719
03:08:36,680 --> 03:08:39,040
cage they're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it

3720
03:08:39,040 --> 03:08:45,320
open you're going to see blood gods no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which

3721
03:08:45,320 --> 03:08:47,640
by the way big brother is the overlord

3722
03:08:47,640 --> 03:09:03,800
we're only living in the third dimension

3723
03:09:03,800 --> 03:09:32,040
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real

3724
03:09:32,040 --> 03:09:37,560
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually

3725
03:09:37,560 --> 03:09:42,440
worked with the fucking nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive

3726
03:09:42,440 --> 03:09:48,680
but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil

3727
03:09:48,680 --> 03:09:54,280
okay he's not fucking doing this shit george soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking

3728
03:09:54,280 --> 03:10:02,680
leader for all this shit he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get

3729
03:10:02,680 --> 03:10:04,680
it okay everybody likes oh donald trump the fucking word person out there fuck trump right

3730
03:10:04,680 --> 03:10:09,320
fuck trump fuck trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill

3731
03:10:09,320 --> 03:10:15,240
gage it's fucking elon musk it's everyone out there everybody says

3732
03:10:15,240 --> 03:10:27,960
so

3733
03:10:27,960 --> 03:10:30,960
The fair politicians have paid off by the fucking billionaires.

3734
03:10:30,960 --> 03:10:52,960
That fucking talk of you, the Total Cleaners!