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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 94.
This song goes out to Donald Trump because he's breaking the law.
94?
Oh yeah, 94.
Six episodes from the hundo.
I'm here with Dan, Ali Mac is missing and Tyler is in my office.
Yeah, but Trump's fucking, he signed some executive orders.
They're not the most legal.
I saw the one where he signed about the birthright citizenship.
Just got struck down by a federal judge.
So wait, it's an executive order though.
Yeah, but you can't just executively order anything.
Like that's what like Hitler did.
Yeah, like I order you to burn the Jews, but you can't just order anything.
But he's the president, but you can't, you can't just be a dictator though.
There has to be laws.
There has to be limits as to what the president can do.
Okay, so they said it was unconstitutional.
Yeah, because if you're, if you're born in America, you're an American citizen.
That's why like it says in the constitution, the president has to be, you know, be born in America.
So technically one of these kids that he's deporting could still be president.
All right, hold on a sec.
I got to ask Chachi BT.
Stand by.
Come on, get the fuck out of here.
Let's see this.
I got to find out if this is true, Casey, because I thought he could executive order anything, anything, anything.
Yeah.
So he could just be like, I mean, he could order anything, but it's not legal.
Right.
Like he couldn't just be like, you know, start throwing people in ovens.
Well, I mean, I feel like you get lucky.
I wasn't this fucking money.
All right, let's see.
The whole point of the government is to have checks and balances.
So like one branch of government can't just do whatever the fuck they want.
Can the president can an executive order be against the Constitution?
What?
Yes, an executive order can be challenged if it is believed to violate the Constitution.
It would then be reviewed by the judicial branch and if found unconstitutional, it can be overturned.
OK, all right. Fair enough.
Well, here's the thing with that.
I don't agree with Tyler on that about the birthright citizenship.
I think that if you take your first breath in America, you're American.
Yeah, you know, I'm looking at it from like a spiritual perspective.
Tyler's looking at it from a legal perspective.
I don't think that's right, man.
You're born here.
Like, that's how it works.
Like, sorry.
Like you're born in the U.S.
Doesn't matter how you got here.
And they say where they're saying, like, even if one of your parents was not in the U.S. legally, then you wouldn't would be denied citizenship.
Like if you're if your dad was fucking Japanese visiting over here, your mom's fucking American.
You're born in America. What are they going to do?
Send you to the fucking Japanese guy?
Yeah, yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
So yeah, I don't know.
I dude, I don't agree with it.
Like, I don't understand where they're coming from with that.
Let's dissect this.
So if your mom gets creampied by a Japanese person that's just on vacation here, he goes back to his country, never going to see him again.
She's pregnant.
You get born.
You're now not an American citizen and you have to go fucking travel to Japan.
Right.
How would they even prove that?
How would they even prove like who you're where your father was from?
Right. There's no way to prove it.
They make everybody get a DNA test.
No, you know what we should do?
We should start taking all this fucking garbage that's floating around in the South Pacific garbage patch.
And we should just like use those plastic bottles to make a floating city like at least the basis of a floating city.
Right.
And all the people that don't have US citizenship will just put them on that fucking island.
They can live there.
I think it's a good idea.
You can put the homeless there too.
Yeah, it'd be good.
Maybe they could start something like LA.
Yeah, be nice.
But yeah.
So what if somebody say somebody's visiting the US right on vacation and then they accidentally give birth here?
Like does that child have US citizenship?
Yeah, technically.
That's that's fucking crazy.
Like if you're just here on vacation and you pop a kid out, it's like now it's everybody's problem.
Well, I guess I mean, the I mean in order the kid would still have citizenship.
But in order for like the parents to come here, they'd still have to come here legally.
I'm going to ask Chachi BD.
If someone's visiting the United States on vacation and they give birth to a child, does the child have US citizenship?
Yes, generally a child born in the United States is automatically granted US citizenship,
regardless of the parent citizenship status due to the principle of you solely or right of the soil.
Wow, that's fucking crazy.
But the parents don't have their citizenship.
So the kid will have to come back when he's 18 and he can just live here.
Yeah, I mean, they're probably going to go back to where they came from.
Dude, that's fucking ingenious.
Just fucking stay here for a little while and have a fucking baby.
Yeah.
And then fucking the kids got their citizenship.
And then that saves a lot of fucking paperwork.
Right. I mean, that's what people have been doing for years.
They were doing.
That's a thing that people actually do.
Yeah, that's why the Mexican people when they're pregnant come over and they have their kid in the US.
Right.
They're a citizen.
I know that, Mexicans, they're always trying to get in.
But I didn't know if people from other countries did it.
Well, I guess it depends if you want your kid to be a US citizen.
I was talking to this one of my patients, this old Italian guy this week.
And he was like, I was like, how long you been in the US?
He said since 1964.
He's like, when I came over, this was like the land of dreams.
And that was just a fucking shit hole.
I'm like, yeah, it is.
But still people are coming to this country.
Like it's the promised land still.
Right. Why?
No, the US is like, dude, they're light years ahead of any other country in technology.
It's not even comparable.
And it's like the United States is the size of fucking Europe.
And not quite with population.
I think it's like what, three quarters the size of Europe in population.
But everybody speaks the same language.
So that knocks down barriers to advancing technology.
So even though most people speak English, it's like in Europe, it's just not the same as the United States.
It's like we all, unless you go to parts of Florida, where I can understand some of those fucking people.
But mostly everybody in this country speaks the same language.
So it's like you're just never going to be able to compete with the United States, bro.
Right.
So if you look at some of Trump's executive orders, I think he signed like 147 or something.
Wow.
And also, what do you think about him pardoning all the 1600 protesters that invaded the Capitol building?
Love it.
Wait, so you're OK with the ones that assaulted police officers?
All of them?
Yeah, no, you pardoned all of them.
All of them. No, I'm not OK with that.
I'm not OK with any of the ones that did anything that's normally illegal.
People that assaulted police officers were let out of jail.
No, I think that people should, if they did something illegal that's normally illegal,
they should be charged with that and have the normal sentence that anybody would have.
Right. But having nothing to do, it doesn't matter if it had anything to do with January 6th.
It's just, dude, you committed a crime.
So go serve the time for committing that crime.
But they all committed a crime.
You can't just walk in the Capitol building whenever you want to.
You can't just walk into the Senate.
Yeah. You know what?
Yeah, fuck him.
Whatever. I don't agree with this.
You know what, dude?
He can do whatever he wants.
If he wants to fucking pardon him, go ahead and fucking pardon him.
But that's the problem.
You say he can do whatever he wants, but that's how dictators get made.
He can do whatever he wants.
Yeah, but dude.
There's so many similarities between Trump and the rise of fascism.
Dude, look, you're so against fascism.
You haven't even tried it.
I still think that you and Tyler were trolling me last night when you both said that you
supported fascism.
Bro, look, I'm all about things in balance, right?
Just everything in the right dose.
A little fascism sprinkled here.
No, like, don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Tyler said he was a chrysofascist.
And you were saying that you've got to try fascism or some shit.
Yeah. Just try it once.
Bro, you haven't even tried it.
You just go based on what...
Do you do that with everything in your life?
You just go based on what other people say about it or do you try it for yourself?
It's based on history, though.
It's based on the fucking Nazis.
It's based on the version of history that they told you.
You know, Dwight D. Eisenhower walked into the Holocaust camps after World War II, and
he made all the fucking people take a bunch of pictures of it because he's like, I want
this documented and release to the public so this never happens again.
Right.
That's not going to happen again.
Oh, you've got to learn from history.
Okay.
Yeah.
But this isn't...
We're not talking about Nazis here.
We're just talking about some fucking soft core fascism.
Well, what Taylor did was he blamed a particular group of people for the country's problems.
Even if it's not relating to the border crisis, like if it's healthcare or something, Trump
just blames it on the fucking Mexicans.
Oh, there's too many Mexicans.
We've got to control the border.
You know, everything is like the Mexicans, the Mexicans.
Yeah.
I mean, it's always good to have somebody to blame.
You know, it's like, if this was just all our fault, that'd be terrible.
I mean, it is our fault, but...
Yeah, but it's got...
I mean, it just helps to spread the blame a little bit.
I'm all for locking down the border.
He sent some military to the border, and I think we should lock the border down, but
I don't think it should be spread to the point of where it's just racism.
You know, where we fucking blame the Mexicans for everything.
I don't think it's racism, though.
I think it's literally just Mexicans coming in.
I think it's like a known thing.
Like, it's okay to say.
What's okay to say?
It's okay to be like it's Mexicans because it's literally fucking Mexicans.
But, you know, dude, with the fascism thing, I mean...
Yeah, it's fascism.
No, I'm just joking.
It's not.
It's not fascism, bro.
What it is is that we've just had this fucking lame duck fucking president, Joe Biden, and
now we need somebody that's going to get shit done.
And people are like, it seems aggressive.
And it's like, no, it's not aggressive.
It's like, it's what should have been done this entire time.
And it's only aggressive because it's like, you know, we've been fucking procrastinating
for so long and doing this shit.
You know, not we, but the last administration, they just did a terrible fucking job, dude.
They accomplished absolutely nothing.
Sure.
But I just don't agree with these orders.
So like, if we look at some of the executive orders that Trump declared this week, he declared
a national emergency at the Mexico border, which basically gives him more power.
Like the president emergency powers.
So he's basically like, you know, heightening his own power in order to deal with this.
Do you think that's what he wants, though?
You think he just wants to heighten his own power?
I mean, that's how Hitler did it.
But do you think that's what he just wants to have power?
I mean, dude, you got to think this guy could literally be chilling on a yacht in the Mediterranean,
right?
Having fucking grapes fed to him by super supermodels.
But like it's all though, like Conor McGregor said, he should be playing golf in the Mediterranean.
But instead here, he's catching bullets and spitting them out for his fucking country
because he's probably bored.
What you have?
Everything you could ever want in the world for years.
I mean, you got all that's left is power.
Right.
Well, why is that?
Like why?
Because you're bored of having, you know, right.
So everything that you ever wanted.
Okay.
Is that natural or unnatural?
I think it's natural.
I think it depends on like the kind of person you are.
Right.
So the universe rewards people that like keep pushing forward.
Right.
So you get to a threshold, you're bored of this, right?
You got to move up to the next level, move up to the next level.
If you keep being successful, the universe keeps pushing you in that direction.
Like that's how the game is set up.
You just keep going.
So why wouldn't he?
Like that's the next logical step.
Why wouldn't he?
And then he won again.
Because he won the presidency twice.
You know what I mean?
Like.
Because I feel like we should limit the power.
Like one person, I feel like the president has too much power.
Like one person in the United States, a free country, should not have that much power.
Like I think.
No, no, no, no.
He only has too much power because he's the guy you don't like.
But you weren't saying anything about this.
The president has too much power when it was the guy you wanted in office.
I still think the position of the president that he can order any executive executive
order that he wants to is too much power.
Like I think that stuff like that should have to be voted on, at least by the representatives.
Yeah, if we do that shit, nothing will ever get done.
Like it'll literally just be nothing like it's like, dude, Washington, D.C. is so gridlocked already.
They can't they can't do anything efficiently.
Right, because people are so divided and there's like almost an equal number of them.
Yeah, they're just Washington, D.C. is like useless.
Yeah.
So his birthright citizenship executive order, birthright citizenship is protected by the U.S. Constitution.
And the order already faces legal challenges.
The he ordered agencies not to recognize babies as citizens if their mothers were unlawfully present at the time of birth and their father was not a U.S. citizen.
Yeah, I don't agree with that, dude.
Also, I don't I don't have to agree with everything.
And that's fine because I'm using my own, you know, I'm thinking for myself.
Withdrawal from the Paris Paris climate agreement.
Paris, dude.
Fucking the Paris climate accord.
I give two fucks about that declared a national energy emergency ordered expedited deregulated drilling.
He repeatedly vowed to drill baby drill.
Yeah. Well, it's going to bring down the price of groceries and it's going to target.
Yeah, it specifically targets Alaska.
Yeah, fucking do it.
Oh, transgender Americans.
If the policy of the United States is to recognize two sexes, male and female, undocumented, these sexes are not changeable and are grounded in fundamental incontrovertible reality.
Transgender Americans were a central target of Trump's hyperbolic and outright false campaign trail messaging.
Right. So what's the deal with that?
So so if somebody transitions, they can't put on their driver's license.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that.
He also rescinded a Biden administration that allowed transgender people to serve in the military.
So he banned transgender people from the military.
Yeah, I mean, dude, he did immediately ban trans from serving the military as he did under his first administration.
But he paved the path to revive the ban.
Yeah, I am. That's a tough one, dude.
Look, you can't be on hormone therapy and be in the military.
Like, it's not a joke.
Like hormone therapy is a very serious treatment.
So you're going to go overseas and then not have your hormones.
Like, what do you think they're going to make a special delivery for you an airdrop while you're fucking serving in a combat zone?
Like, just drop you your fucking hormones.
Like, you're on that for life once you're on it, it's a lifelong decision.
And, dude, if I could get barred from the military for having a very mild condition like hyperthyroidism,
to have somebody that's on a lifelong prescription drug that they have to take like either on, you know, like every couple of days or a weekly basis.
That's a very serious thing, dude.
It's not a joke, you know, and then how does it's not really a true replacement for what that hormone would do in the body.
So if somebody's on testosterone, you're just like elevating one hormone out of a range of like 20 hormones, right?
More than that, say 60 hormones.
You're just taking one hormone and driving it through the roof.
It's like, dude, it doesn't work like that.
Like, yeah, it might give you the effects that you want.
But now your hormones are out of balance, like completely out of whack.
Well, not every transgender person is on hormones.
Most of them are.
Yeah.
Some of them are women with beards.
So they're they thems.
You took away some policies that were basically affirmative action that the GOP describes as woke culture.
And federal workers, I can't believe they said that.
I can't believe that's like a regular household term now.
Woke.
Yeah, I don't even really know what that meant.
Like a year ago.
Yeah.
What it means is it's like it's people that want to feel like they're superior to other people and they're virtuous.
And it's usually white females, white, white college educated females that want to save the world.
So they they tell other other races what they can and can't say, you know, like Latin X, like Jeff was saying.
He's like, dude, Spanish people don't fucking say like and I looked it up like half half of Hispanic people get offended by the term Latin X.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Because white people made it up.
Exactly.
It's made up by white people so they can feel superior to people like, dude, white people want to end racism so long as they're the ones to do it.
Right. You know, it's fucking ridiculous.
What about pulling out of the the World Health Organization?
I don't pull out of shit pulling out of the who I mean, dude, I don't know enough about it.
Like it kind of sounds like there's some fuckery going on with the whole covert thing.
And like Trump's all about like the US being treated fairly and he doesn't believe in that deal that we were being treated fairly.
So I don't know.
I think Trump really really was responsible for the covert.
How he was responsible for it because of retaliation by China for all the time.
I mean, fucking Biden had to pardon Fauci preemptively because Trump was going to prosecute.
We have a fucking leading doctor in the field who has specialized in epidemic.
Wow. It's crazy how he's a specialist in epidemics and he holds the patents on the vaccines before the epidemics happen.
But what did she actually do wrong other than tell people they had to wear a mask, which was, by the way, correct.
I'll agree with that.
But dude, Fauci is into some dark fucking shit.
He's into some dark arts, bro.
I'm telling you, he's into some black magic.
Yes, Anthony Fauci is not this fucking cool dude that like that they want you to think he is.
He's fucking not.
He's behind the strings doing voodoo and shit, bro.
He's sick.
Like what?
This is what the mass hysteria has gotten into your mind.
Fauci was a fucking doctor.
Fucking evil, bro.
He had the position since Ronald Reagan was president.
Yeah, it's too fucking hard about it.
Until he said, you know, we have to socially distance and wear a mask.
And then the whole fucking MAGA supporters were like, oh, that's not true.
And you know, you can't infringe upon our rights to congregate.
Dude, he's just if you look up like the shit that he's making money off of, it's all shit that he basically forces regulations on.
And he's not even an elected official.
So he's he was like, bro, all this shit with a gain of function with with, you know, the SARS virus that was all Fauci.
He was all into that.
So it's like basically like he fucking manufactured this shit.
You know, he was he was working with the Chinese on this.
But then it got out.
And then he has patents on the fucking vaccines.
It's like, come on, dude.
Back in like 2007, Fauci was still in his regular position.
And he you know, we never heard about him with like the SARS virus or the H1N1 or whatever.
Do you know, like, like volunteer firemen that start fires so they can be the first one on scene and say they're a hero?
I thought I thought China was responsible for COVID.
Yeah, but we were working with the Chinese.
Yeah.
So that's just a known thing, dude.
Like there's patents.
You can look up the patents online, the US Patent Office for the for the virus.
I don't know for the vaccine for the virus before.
Because the virus didn't exist until China made it right.
Yeah.
It was a joint effort between both of us.
I think the USA and China.
Why are they trying to make new viruses?
Biological warfare, I would guess.
But why would you work with China?
Because basically China is our enemy.
Yeah, I mean, we do.
So I mean, I think, dude, there's the world that we see and how we think things work in relationships.
And then there's behind the scenes, dude.
Like, I swear to God, fucking probably on Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket.
Fucking Trump was probably banging Hillary Clinton at parties back in the day.
They're closer than you know, dude.
They steamed all this.
They say, hey, we're going to have this like fake fight that everybody's going to think I hate you.
But it's really going to be to elevate me to power.
That's what I've been saying.
Did you see Obama and Trump talking at the funeral?
Well, yeah, I saw it.
But what were they talking about?
Oh, they were just, I don't know.
They were just very buddy buddy.
They were laughing about shit.
I don't know what they're talking about.
But yeah, I mean, they have to pretend like, I don't know.
I think Obama might really hate Trump.
But you never know behind the scenes.
Where's Michelle?
Where is he?
I don't know.
She has been president at the funeral or the inauguration.
Yeah, I mean, she's a husband.
You know, yeah, she's a fucking first president, though she could have.
Yeah, you know, and then we wouldn't have been here.
Yeah, but no, I'm just joking.
I want to be here.
I don't know how many people would vote for her.
Yeah, but I just think the Republican Party sometimes is kind of like the party.
Of fear, like we kind of like we're like we're afraid of this fucking virus coming from China.
And then people just freak out when you try to take away their rights.
But it's like, dude, we're trying to help you.
We're trying to limit the spread of this virus.
And you guys are just like making it worse.
Yeah, people should have no rights.
I agree.
I don't know.
It was just like, you know, really like fear God.
Yeah, but you know, it's so much of it is not just like we're here to help you.
So much of it is also like bureaucracies just flexing their power.
Right. And like just just they love the opportunity to to take power from people.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like they just they just they love the opportunity to show off their authority.
Right.
I think a lot of that is what really piss people off.
Like, you know, like people getting forced to get vaccines or quit their job, like get the fuck out of here.
You know, it's like me being vaccinated isn't going to save your fucking grandma.
We eat fucking donuts for breakfast every day of a fucking life.
And now she's morbidly obese and she's like, oh, it's the virus.
It's like, no, it's not the fucking virus.
It's your your shitty immune system.
Yeah, I guess. I mean, the vaccines don't really prevent the spread of like the contagious part of it.
They just like limited the symptoms.
Yeah. So that's just a question of whether you have want to force people to protect themselves, basically.
Force people to protect themselves.
Yeah. Force people, you know, to like have control of I'm doing what's best for you.
Like you have to get the vaccine. Right. Right.
But then there's like this thing people from themselves.
There's this rising distrust in the pharmaceutical industry.
Right. So you have Pfizer and Moderna, who nobody ever heard of before this.
Right. They just happen to be ready for all this. Right.
Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson and Johnson.
Like people already don't fucking trust the pharmaceutical industry.
Right. They shouldn't either.
And so now they're being forced to take this fucking vaccine, you know, and it's like literally to save people that wouldn't walk to their fucking mailbox.
If that's all they had to do is save their own life.
Like if you told these fucking fat people, all you got to do is you just got to walk to the mailbox and back every day and then you won't you won't be morbidly obese.
Like if that's all it took, they still wouldn't fucking do it.
They would not do it. It would find a way out of the trying to get out of it.
Right. But I have to inject my body with an experimental vaccine for these fat fucks that can't put the fucking donuts down.
Did you see Dave Blunt wants to crowd surf now?
Yeah, that might not be a good idea.
Unless you have a crane on standby.
There was a do you see the video I said where he was recording the song?
He's things like five words. It just starts passing out.
Oh, did he? Did he actually have like a medical thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
Damn.
He like spoke to like he spoke too loud.
He ran out of breath. He had a fucking COPD exacerbation.
He's working with his little tiny lungs and that big old body.
He sounded like Kyle Franklin on the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
I like a light, dude. Did he have his oxygen bottle?
No, he didn't. Oh, fuck.
He fucked up, dude.
I don't think he uses it while he sings.
You always got to keep that thing on you when you're that big.
I was going to say about the prescription drugs. Trump also rescinded a 2022 Biden order to lower the cost of prescription drugs.
Why would he do that?
To lower the cost? I mean, dude, there's probably why would we want to prevent lowering the cost of prescription?
I'll explain why.
All right.
Fat people are bankrupting this country. OK, twenty five percent of our national debt goes to these fucking people.
All right. And if we can just raise the cost of their medications a little bit, a couple of them can't get their medications, can't really afford it.
We pick off maybe, I don't know, a couple hundred thousand people, a couple million people.
Oh, so you're saying we let evolution kind of take its process.
Correct. Correct. You know exactly what I'm saying.
Yeah.
It like Daddy Trump knows what he's doing. He knows.
I don't know. I think it just shows that Trump is on the side of the big pharmacy, really.
I mean, why would you want to limit?
Why would he want to raise the cost of prescription drugs?
And also my grocery prices have gone down and also the war in Ukraine is still happening.
Yeah. That was a failure, right?
That was day one.
No, no, no. See, he said 24 hours from the time he meets with Putin.
No, no, no. See, he said day one. I will call Putin and add the war in Ukraine. You can listen to it.
Yeah. So is he president yet?
Is Donald Trump president?
Yeah.
Yeah. He was sworn in on Monday.
All right. So hold on a sec, because.
All right. So so it's a hundred percent official, right?
There's no like overlap period, right?
We have two presidents January 20th, right?
Yeah, it was official.
Yeah. OK. So he missed the mark. So what? He missed the one mark.
He said 24 hours. What else did he say he was going to do in 24 hours?
He said he was going to end the war in Ukraine. He was going to have a deal with the hostages. Did that happen?
Yeah, it did. And actually, he said if if hostages aren't returned prior to inauguration, it will be all hell.
All hell will break out in the Middle East. And then they fucking they came up with some hostages.
Who knows if they were really even Israeli hostages.
I just fucking say you're Jewish. We got to give these people something because it's like we could literally we could we could level.
We could level Gaza in 24 hours leveled.
It's very level. Yeah, but more like we could turn it into farmland.
No, it's like already just rubble. Yeah, I'm sure like I'm serious.
It could be like a blank slate in 24 hours. Like we could literally have probably five thousand bulldozers there within 12 hours.
You know, I don't I don't agree with what I mean, Israel's been doing.
So it doesn't really matter, though, if you agree with Israel, you kind of have to just smile and nod and go with it. Right.
Because they they've run all the banks. So because we're American. Just smile and be like, yep.
He read it designated the Houthi rebels in Yemen as a terrorist terrorist organization, which I mean, it's fine.
Formally established the Department of Government Efficiency, which, by the way, you can't just create a new government, you know, department without Congress approval.
It's actually not a department. Well, it's a Department of Government Efficiency. That's what it's called.
That's nominal. It's a department. It's not the richest person in the world is running. Love it. Love it.
I would I wouldn't want anybody else running it. The guy that turns every company he touches into fucking gold, the guy that's worth two percent of the S&P 500.
Yeah, the guy that that's worth one percent of the wealth of the US.
Yeah, you don't see a little problem with the richest person in the world now controlling government programs.
No, because the government's not doing anything. So I mean, somebody doing something is definitely better than, you know, nobody doing anything.
So he also suspended tick tock for seventy five days, which Trump actually was was posting that he wanted to ban tick tock in the first place.
And now he's just kind of like suspending the ban in order to get people to think that he did something.
So is that what happened or did because I tried to get it on Marketplace, not Marketplace on the App Store.
Yeah. People were saying that it's like weird. It's like weirdly censored now.
Huh? Yeah. Like I forget what they're saying.
Like you can't say some some word that you were able to before and it's like you sold to a different company now.
Huh? So I mean, the problem was that it was a Chinese company and basically they could just spy on people with it.
Right. I mean, but can we do that with like they probably don't allow Facebook in China, you know, so it's like fucking out their own thing.
If they don't allow Facebook, then why the fuck are we in?
You know, the other thing is, is what the fuck do they need to see on tick tock?
You know, a bunch of dudes sitting on the toilet like a girl shake their ass.
Yeah. Like what are you going to see?
The reals and the like tick tock is just making our society just fucking stupid.
Yeah, I don't even have to talk. And when somebody sends me a video on tick tock, I'm like, dude, I can't watch it because I'm not downloading tick tock.
Right. Just because it's like I've already got enough apps.
Like there's enough fucking tail on Instagram to keep me occupied.
I don't need to talk, you know, right. I don't need a third fucking app.
Like, did you ever get into Snapchat?
Yeah, I mean, when I was younger.
Yeah, I had it for like, you know, I don't know.
I used it a little bit.
Ali Maxxon to Snapchat.
Yeah.
Stupid streaks.
He also renamed Denali to Mount McKinley, whatever that is, and the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Love it. Love it.
What the fuck?
That's fucking awesome.
Yeah, it's still the Gulf of America.
And that was just going to be one of those things now where if you say Gulf of America, then like everybody knows you're Trump supporter.
Right.
Let me see if they, when does it go into effect?
Now.
Does it?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Let me see. Let me see if it shows up on Maps as Gulf of America.
I think it could change what you refer to as, but the United States does not own the Gulf of Mexico.
Right. It's international waters.
Well, they own, you know, 12 miles off the coast.
The coastline, yeah.
So does Mexico.
Mexico owns like by far larger amount of coastline in the Gulf of Mexico.
Yeah, I'll be honest.
That's kind of just, that's just a patriotic move.
You know.
That's just a retard move.
I think he's just trying to send a signal to fucking Mexico because it's like, dude, we, okay, we could, we could literally shut down their economy overnight.
And all we would have to do is say, okay, this is how much cocaine is coming into our country.
And we're going to let Pfizer make that same amount of cocaine.
All right.
The purest form.
Right. So you can go to your pharmacy and go to any pharmacy and you can buy cocaine at the pharmacy.
Right.
Made by American companies that would shut down Mexico's economy overnight.
But you would have to legalize cocaine.
No, it's a ball.
So what I'm saying is it's the same amount that's coming in anyway.
It's going to come in regardless, whether illegal or legal.
Right.
So we make it legally and people can go get it at their pharmacy instead of buying it from a fucking drug dealer on the street.
And it would have to be legal.
That's just insane.
Well, I mean, people are going to do it anyway.
Right.
So if people are going to do it anyway, let Pfizer fucking make it.
It's pure.
It's not cut with fentanyl and it shut down.
It shuts down Mexico's economy, dude, overnight.
That would be the end over done.
But cocaine is not weed.
Like actually has like dangerous health consequences.
Yeah, it does.
Definitely.
And people, people should know that, you know, and they're going to do it anyway.
Like, that's the thing.
Like if you're going to do it anyway, right.
But like, what does it fucking matter where you get it?
Might as well get it from an American made company made in a laboratory.
I guess I feel like if it's legal, then people that weren't going to do it can do it now.
Right.
So you'd have to find some way to limit it.
But you make it medical, medical cocaine, make it inconvenient.
You know, yeah, make it inconvenient to get.
I don't know.
It's tough because you're right.
More people would do it right.
If it was legal.
Yeah, like you got to make a way to make people be like, you're kind of a scumbag for doing it.
You know, like you don't make it socially acceptable.
I mean, I think you'd have to get like a medical like kind of certification or something like that.
Maybe it's just for people that are trying to get off of it.
Right.
Yeah, I think I think that would be fucking good.
Yeah.
So if you can prove that you're already addicted, right, then you're allowed to switch to medical grade.
Right.
Made in the U.S. cocaine.
That'd be tough.
But I mean, you can't just go handing it out because then everybody's going to fucking do it.
Right.
I mean, it's not like it's not like heroin where it's like one of the most addictive drugs.
But like if it was heroin, do you think like we should make just heroin legal because people are going to do it anyway and die?
No.
See, I don't think people are making a killing off heroin.
Making a what?
Like a ton of money off heroin.
Like heroin, I don't think is supporting like Mexico's economy.
It's cocaine.
Right.
So the whole point would be to take that money from Mexico and it would shut down the cartels and the violence.
It'd be over overnight.
They'd have to be avocado farmers.
You know, I guess.
Aren't there other things than cocaine that they're bringing in?
Oh, yeah, I don't know what other drugs really.
Weed.
Maybe some.
I don't know if they're doing weed anymore.
Yeah.
You know, it's so readily available.
But see, that's the thing.
Right.
Credibly available.
So they're not dealing with weed anymore.
So if you could do a similar thing for cocaine, you know what, dude?
Like maybe maybe allow people you can go buy cocaine twice a year.
Pharmaceutical grade dosed.
But there's fucking people that are peddling fucking meth and you're not going to make meth legal.
Why not?
Because it's so bad for you.
Yeah.
But then people just go and do it anyway illegally.
So you're not making it legal.
It's like half legal.
You know what I mean?
It's like monitored.
You can go get it.
Yeah.
Right.
And made in the laboratory.
Same exact shit.
You get on the street, but it's pure.
You know, and it's dosed.
You know what dose you're getting.
And then you have to you have to get in a program, a treatment program.
Right.
But you can treat those kind of withdrawals with other drugs that are legal now.
Make it so good that people are like, fuck, I don't even want that dirty street shit anymore.
You don't even have to make meth legal.
You can just give them, you know, something like Adderall or something.
Yeah.
Adderall is not meth.
I don't care what anybody says.
It's like how we have like, what's it called?
The fucking one that helps you get off Suboxone.
Right.
Yeah.
It's a good idea.
But Suboxone basically gets you fucking as high as heroin basically.
Does it?
Yeah.
I gotta try that shit.
I'm just joking.
Have you ever done cocaine, Casey?
No.
Me neither.
What a bunch of fucking pussies we are.
We haven't even done cocaine.
I know, right?
We're missing out, bro.
Damn.
I've done the smelling salt though.
I'm about to hit that shit up.
Yeah.
I don't think it's the same.
I'm just going out.
Give me that shit.
Oh, wow.
Damn.
This always makes my fucking nose.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that was a good one.
Is this new?
Or has it just been so long?
Look, Tyler's up.
Yeah, fucking Tyler.
Fucking.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Now that it's 11 o'clock at night.
Thanks, Tyler.
He responded 40 minutes ago.
Oh, did he?
Tell him to get his ass over here.
Fucking Tyler.
Damn, I forgot how strong the smelling salts were.
Yeah, dude.
I was like, I don't know.
I have this thing where my nose randomly starts running.
You ever get that?
Yeah.
It's probably from these fucking smelling salts.
Well, that's just from smoking.
Smoking?
Yeah.
Your nose starts to run?
Yeah, it's not smoking.
Smoking?
Yeah.
Smoking?
Yeah.
Smoking?
Yeah, sometimes.
So, Dan, you saw this, you saw Elon's salute this week?
Yeah, he was sending his heart out.
What?
He was sending his heart out to the crowd.
But that's literally what the Nazis did.
You know, sometimes, Casey, just because things look exactly like other things, it's not exactly
what they are.
There's a video of Hitler and Elon side by side.
They're both going.
Do you think that they believe in the same things?
There's a video of neo-Nazis and Elon side by side.
They're doing the exact same thing.
All right.
Do you think that Elon Musk?
Elon Musk wants to go to fucking Mars.
He does not give a fuck about anything else.
He's not a fascist.
He's not a Nazi.
They just want you to believe that so hard.
All right.
Let's take a break and see if Tyler's coming.
Word.
Welcome back to the total podcast here with Dan and Tyler's calling in.
Is there a girl down there with you guys?
No, not an alive one, at least.
I heard like a woman's voice come through my phone.
That was really weird.
Like neither of you guys have, there's no girls out there at all.
No.
That was fucking weird.
I actually heard like a woman's voice coming out of my phone.
All right, shut the music off.
Those are cases.
Welcome to the Jeopardy!
Here with your 27 time winner, Tyler.
Unbelievable.
You got your 13 time winner, Dan.
Oh, me!
The one and the man.
Can you hear this?
That work as a buzzer?
You could just download the app that we said to download, but you're too good for it.
He's got a new leg day.
Tyler's in a real rush to go to the fucking gym, bro.
Gym, bro.
Fucking Lunk alert.
I'm trying to get ripped from my wedding, guys.
I always hated the fucking Lunk alerts.
I never heard one go off ever.
Me neither.
I did.
It seems so stupid.
I went to I went to plant fitness twice and the Lunk alert was also twice.
Was it you?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Make sure we're actually recording this time.
No, because, you know, I.
You got categories today.
We got epic fails.
The numbers.
What do they mean?
Toxic substances.
I crashed.
You crash dishes of the country, the big house and presidential inauguration.
What was the first one?
Epic fails.
I guess Tyler one last time.
I think I won last time.
Oh, yeah.
I think epic fails.
Wait, no, Tyler one last.
Yeah, I won last time.
Epic fails.
All right.
Epic fails.
Whatever.
Epic fails for 200.
Daily double.
Me?
Yeah, Dan.
Wow.
I want to wager.
I wager.
Tyler's mad already.
I wager.
Tyler one last time.
Sorry, Tyler, you can wager up to a thousand.
God damn it.
I'm wagering a thousand already.
All right.
From 1990 to 1993, this team lost four consecutive Super Bowls.
What would be the Buffalo Bills?
Bills.
That's correct.
Damn, that sucks.
One thousand right off the rip.
Wide right.
How is Mac going to know that one?
Wide right.
Tyler's big.
I guess we'll continue on that.
Fails for 400.
Blockbuster video failed to buy the startup movie distribution.
What is Netflix?
Fuck you.
What is Netflix?
They failed to buy it in 2004 for 50 million dollars.
They're worth today over 150 billion.
150 billion?
Yeah.
Wow.
Maybe if Blockbuster bought it, we wouldn't have all these woke shows on it.
Yeah, Netflix kind of sucks now.
Dan's big.
Casey's just sipping wine.
Let's do the same category.
600 before the U.S.
Constitution, this document laid the framework for the new U.S.
government in 1777, but ultimately failed.
Yeah, fuck that.
I feel like that's a Tyler question.
You should know that.
That is a Tyler question.
I'm fucking half awake right now.
That'd be the Articles of Confederation.
Oh shit.
That sounds like some racist shit.
Dan's same category 800.
This space shuttle blew up in 1986.
What is the Challenger?
Fucking Tyler the fuck.
See, I didn't know I had to wait to see the year and Tyler said it before.
It's epic fails.
What do you fucking think it's going to be Columbia to do?
There's two specials that blew up.
Yeah, but the Challenger is more famous.
Tyler for a thousand.
Dude, they're both pretty fucking famous failures.
For a thousand, this Boston Red Sox player committed an error on a routine
ground ball in the 1986 World Series, losing the game for the Red Sox and
keeping the curse of the Bambino going.
All right, Ali Max question.
Just skip this one.
That would be Ali Max question.
It would be Bill Buckner.
Fuck that guy.
Tyler, you got the numbers.
What do they mean?
Toxic substances.
I crash, you crash dishes of the country in the big house presidential inauguration.
I crashed.
You crashed.
Is this little category?
I'll do it right in it.
Two hundred.
This actor died in a car crash in 2013 after driving.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, but I had seen here was because it could have been fucking James Dean.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, because that was also a Porsche for 400.
Oh, what do I got?
You got 600.
Tyler's got 1800.
You can wait up to a thousand.
What's the category?
I crashed.
You crash.
Oh, I'll do 300.
Three hundred.
This driver died from head trauma after a crash on the saddest day of 2001.
Oh, oh, this is my question.
This is February 18th, 2001.
Right.
This is Dale fucking Earnhardt.
Oh, yeah.
Dale Earnhardt.
That was the saddest day in 2001.
That's what I said.
I was born.
I was born the same day as him.
Just several years apart.
Welcome back, Dale.
Fucking hero.
Same category for 600.
This artist famous for his drip technique in painting died.
Why?
Driving under the influence in 1956.
That's Tyler went to art school.
Yeah, I did.
That's a Tyler question.
Was it Picasso?
Not really.
No.
Fucking Jackson Pollock was Jackson Pollock.
That's correct.
Yeah, but he said he said the wrong one first.
That's OK.
He gets a handicap because he's over the phone.
Yeah.
Tyler's back.
Jackson Pollock.
They will keep going, I guess.
800.
This 1980s manager of the Yankees died in an MVA on Christmas Day in 1989.
Hold on.
Is he Jewish?
I can't ask that.
Billy Martin.
No, I wasn't close.
Tyler's back.
I guess we'll finish out the category.
One thousand.
This original bassist of Metallica died in a Swedish bus accident in 1986.
What was his name?
Oh, fuck.
I can see his stupid face.
His stupid fucking face.
Damn.
I can't think of the name.
I think it's got a lot of people.
Cliff Burton.
I knew that one too.
I did.
Tyler, you got numbers, toxic substances, dishes of the country, the big house and presidential inauguration.
Big house.
Big house for 200.
This prison located on an island near San Francisco was notorious.
Fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Possible to escape.
Who got it?
I was both at the same time.
Oh, both get the points.
Yeah, it works.
Yeah, fine.
Tyler's back again.
Big house.
400.
In 2015, inmates returned.
What is Dana Mora?
What?
Oh, wait.
Yeah, that's correct.
They escaped this New York prison in Shawshank Redemption.
By the way, have you guys seen the Netflix show?
Yeah, I just watched it.
It was in it.
Was it on the last episode?
Albany met.
They filmed that Albany.
Oh, I didn't get that far.
It's an Albany medical.
I just he was like pounding out the fucking old lady.
This shit's hot, dude.
In real life, she was not.
Did you see the she wasn't hot in the fucking series?
She was hot to me.
I like an aged wine.
Did you see the Jerry Springer documentary?
Oh, no.
That was actually Patricia Arquette from.
She's kind of hot.
Yeah.
Dan's back from what?
What's she from medium and holes?
Oh shit.
She wasn't holes.
Yeah.
Damn.
Like she was in holes.
Yeah.
Wait, was she like the old lady in that?
No, she was like in the flashback.
She was the woman criminal.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Same category.
Six hundred.
The highest security prison in the U.S.
in the U.S.
ADX Florence is located in this state and houses prisoners such as the Unabomber, El Chapo and Boston.
Where's the Oklahoma?
Tyler says Oklahoma.
Correct.
What is Colorado?
Dan says Colorado.
That's correct.
Oh shit.
I knew it was one of those fucking flyover states.
Dan's big.
Same category 800.
This U.S.
Prison for military members is located in a town of obey.
No.
What is located in the Kansas town of the same name?
U.S.
Prison for military members.
No, it was for Leavenworth.
Oh, share.
That's like for a military member.
So if you commit a crime while you're in the military, go.
It's fucking wild.
Fort Leavenworth, huh?
Uh huh.
That's got to suck.
You take somebody who's like a soldier and then you you put them in prison.
That's fucking wild.
Well, in order to get, you know, prison time in the military, you got to do something pretty fucking crazy.
We'll go for a thousand.
Johnny Cash saying about being incarcerated here after shooting a man just to watch him die.
Oh, fuck.
Johnny Cash.
It starts with an F.
Fulcum County.
Oh, no.
What is that by your reaction?
That sounds like house clothes case.
Would it be Fulton County?
Oh, no, Dan.
Damn it.
All right.
Time's up.
Fulcum prison because there's like a hundred Fulton counties like it down south.
Fulton County, Georgia.
We got that one actually.
Dan, let me dance back.
You got the numbers.
Toxic substances, toxic substances, 200.
Hitler committed suicide by taking this substance.
I said, side.
Damn, that was a good one.
That was a good one, Tyler.
I didn't pull it to the head.
I respect.
I guess we'll continue a poison.
400 after Walt makes this poison to kill Gus and Breaking Bad.
He gives it to Jesse, who hides it in a cigarette.
All right, what is arsenic?
Oh, no.
Fuck.
That's an Ali mad question.
Hold on.
Don't time it out.
What is Reisen?
Dan says, Reisen.
That's correct.
Oh, yes.
Saved it.
Dan's bag.
Same category.
Pull that out of your ass.
Six hundred.
I did.
I watched it.
I remember the show.
Oh, really?
Also, the name of one of the big four thrash metal bands and back.
Fuck.
Tyler's on first.
Tyler's going 800.
This toxic chemical was once a ground breaking treatment and anesthetic for patients undergrowing
surgery.
Yeah.
Say it again.
This toxic chemical was once a ground breaking treatment and anesthetic for patients undergoing
surgery.
That'd be chloroform.
Oh, that's poison.
I thought that's how you get a date.
No, that was poison.
I guess finish out the category 1000 and Alice in Wonderland.
This substance, so Simon.
No, Alice in Wonderland.
This substance caused the mad hatter psychosis.
What is Mercury?
I'm at Dan Merck points back like Stan level.
Dan, you got the numbers.
What do they mean?
Dishes of the country, dishes of the country.
Come on.
Two hundred, two hundred sushi.
What is Japan?
Oh, yeah.
Out of the negative.
I was in the negative.
Fuck that.
That's bullshit.
Dance.
Same category.
Four hundred.
Kim Chi.
What is Korea?
Oh, Dan.
Oh, Kim Chi is Korean.
Yeah, bro.
I thought that was Japan.
Keep going.
Six hundred.
Venus.
It's all.
What is Germany?
Germany.
Correct.
What?
Dude, that's as German as it gets.
No, that is as German as it gets.
It originated in a different country.
What is Austria?
Fuckin.
Austria.
God damn it.
Back in the negative.
Tyler's.
I could tell you.
Eight hundred.
Rogi.
What is it?
Poland.
Oh, that's right.
Tyler's Poland.
Damn.
Sounded Italian.
And finally, for a thousand.
Haggis.
Oh, I don't know what the fuck that is.
I heard Scotland.
Yes.
It's the same fucking thing.
Dan.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I'm not sure about what.
No, nothing.
Oh, Dan, you got the numbers.
What do they mean?
And presidential inauguration.
The numbers, what do they mean?
Mason for two hundred seven dollars and twenty five cents.
The fuck does that mean?
What does the number mean?
What's the significance of the number?
If you add the last two together, it makes the first number.
I'm not even going to accept that.
What's the significance of seven dollars and twenty five cents?
What's the fucking significance of it?
Yeah, it's a number.
No one would be the federal minimum wage.
Dan's like, it's a number.
Same category.
Four hundred ninety three million miles.
Is that the circumference, like the the the hemisphere, the Earth, like the circle around
the circumference of the Earth?
No.
That is 93 million miles is how far it is to Mars.
Oh, no.
I said that with a lot of confidence.
That'd be a distance to the sun.
Fuck.
Whoops.
Dan's pick.
Same category.
Six hundred.
Three point one four one five pie.
Fucking pie.
Spell the P.I.
Tyler's pick.
Keep it going.
Eight hundred.
You got twenty hundred.
How much does Dan have?
Negative three hundred.
Yeah, that's bullshit because I didn't get a lot right.
The three hundred.
One thousand four hundred ninety two.
The fucking.
Oh, Dan got it right, but it's not his daily.
Wait, did you say fourteen hundred ninety two?
I said one thousand four hundred ninety two.
I thought you said some one thousand one hundred and eighty two or something.
I misheard you completely.
All right.
Yeah.
I guess keep going.
One thousand.
One hundred eighty six thousand two hundred eighty two miles per second.
Say it again.
One hundred eighty six thousand two hundred eighty two.
The speed of light.
Oh, the speed of light.
Damn.
Damn, that was good.
Dan, you got to cook this category.
I was thinking it was the speed of sound.
No, I'm just joking.
Presidential inauguration.
A lot lower than that.
I'm just joking.
I guess you had to just start at the bottom.
Two hundred.
The 1909 blizzard forced this portly president's inauguration to be held in size.
He says tapped.
Damn.
Tyler for four hundred.
A temperature of 20 degrees and stop this president from having his inauguration outside
in 2009.
Who's Barack Obama?
Obama.
There you go, Dan.
Am I out of the native?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I said it first.
No, I said it first.
I said it first.
I heard Dan first.
We'll let the audience decide on that one.
Six hundred.
This president gave his 1789 address in the nation's capital of time, New York City.
Jesus fucking Christ.
So Jimmy Carter was George Washington.
Damn.
Oh, that makes sense.
Eight hundred.
This president gave the longest inaugural speech in history in 1841.
He died of pneumonia from the cold 31 days later.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sorry.
That's correct.
Damn it.
Finally for a thousand.
This chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court has inaugurated every president since Barack
Obama.
I don't fucking know.
No.
John Roberts.
Final Jeopardy.
Dan's got one hundred.
Tyler's got forty five hundred.
I got one hundred.
Damn, Tyler, are you going to bet it all this time finally and make this interesting?
No.
I'm going to bet it all.
I'm just going to put that out there.
This is not like I got more right than that.
Actually, what the fuck's the category?
The U.S. government.
All right.
I was going to say he said fucking general knowledge again.
I was going to reach the phone and choke you.
All right.
Get your razor.
So name two of the three cities where a U.S. mint is located.
Got it.
One of the two.
Two of three.
Yeah.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me see one of these bills real quick.
Yo.
You can't do that.
Dan has already broken the rules.
I know one of them.
I don't think it says it on the notes.
I think it only says it on coins.
It says it on both.
Really?
Yeah.
I know one.
I can't think of the I can't think of the other two.
So I think it's this one.
This is bullshit.
Where is this?
I can't even find it.
We got a hundo here.
That's a fake hundo Dan.
That is not even a real hundo.
It says for motion picture use.
Maybe it really says on here though.
You fucking retard.
All right.
I'll tell you what Dan.
If you get three out of three, you can win.
You're going to win if you get all three.
Send me three, Dan.
You'll get a win.
All right.
Hold on a second.
Is he looking it up on his phone?
No, I'm not.
I'm typing it in.
He's typing the answer.
Hold on.
Let me think of the other one.
God, fuck would it be?
Where the fuck would they put something like this?
If I was the US government and I wanted to put, it's got to be somewhere like OG status.
It's got to be on the East Coast.
Hold on a second.
Well, that's not what I was expecting.
What did you look it up?
Yeah, I'm waiting for it.
Apparently there's four minutes or five minutes that I'm looking at right now.
There's actually four, but one only makes commemorative coins.
Not really real money that you use every day.
By the way, that one is in West Point, New York.
That's the one that makes it commemorative.
I don't know.
I just pulled that out of my ass.
Tyler says Philly and DC.
Fuck.
Six hundred and thirty nine hundred.
Dan said Philly, DC and Sacramento.
You're so close to answer was Philly, Denver and San Francisco.
Oh fuck.
I knew I thought there was someone on the last.
Tyler wins from the fucking Internet.
Yeah.
If you see a D on the coins, it's not Denver.
He is Philadelphia.
I thought the San Francisco is smaller, but this only has four G's on it.
What?
It's got G.
Did you know if you look at the back of the five of the one dollar bill, that's the the
all C.I.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
So that's like the free nation.
Yeah, it's kind of fucking crazy.
Yeah.
It's kind of creepy that we have a president of our country now that does the Nazi.
No, we don't.
That was Elon Musk.
Yeah, he's the president.
He's not the president.
It'd be cool if he was.
He was.
He's like the actual president.
I'm good with that.
Dude, you have the worst takes in history.
I'm good with a little.
Sorry, go ahead, Tyler.
Casey just has the fucking worst.
I know I have the worst takes on everything.
It's disgusting.
I don't know how you live.
It's gonna be good.
Four years, dude.
It's gonna be a travesty.
Just wait.
Dude, you've never even tried fascism on for size, bro.
You just know what you heard about it.
You didn't even live it.
So why don't you just live it for a little bit?
Just try a little bit out and see what it's like.
I'm gonna pass on the next season.
Communism has killed more people than fascism.
Yeah, it has.
I don't know about that one.
I'm just joking, dude.
I'm joking.
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For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah, well, I see some real dubby stuff, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
I wonder if y'all got the idea about the new big game here.
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already-born babies
and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base,
What the fuck?
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Anthropocasaur, they have dread,
and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them.
What the fuck, they're not supposed to be.
What?
We gotta go to the fucking moon
because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,
feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them,
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology is out of social biology.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
Oh!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Donald Trump, right?
Donald Trump, he's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool.
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool,
he made like a place for all of us.