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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 94.

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This song goes out to Donald Trump because he's breaking the law.

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94?

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Oh yeah, 94.

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Six episodes from the hundo.

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I'm here with Dan, Ali Mac is missing and Tyler is in my office.

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Yeah, but Trump's fucking, he signed some executive orders.

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They're not the most legal.

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I saw the one where he signed about the birthright citizenship.

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Just got struck down by a federal judge.

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So wait, it's an executive order though.

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Yeah, but you can't just executively order anything.

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Like that's what like Hitler did.

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Yeah, like I order you to burn the Jews, but you can't just order anything.

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But he's the president, but you can't, you can't just be a dictator though.

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There has to be laws.

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There has to be limits as to what the president can do.

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Okay, so they said it was unconstitutional.

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Yeah, because if you're, if you're born in America, you're an American citizen.

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That's why like it says in the constitution, the president has to be, you know, be born in America.

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So technically one of these kids that he's deporting could still be president.

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All right, hold on a sec.

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I got to ask Chachi BT.

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Stand by.

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Come on, get the fuck out of here.

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Let's see this.

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I got to find out if this is true, Casey, because I thought he could executive order anything, anything, anything.

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Yeah.

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So he could just be like, I mean, he could order anything, but it's not legal.

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Right.

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Like he couldn't just be like, you know, start throwing people in ovens.

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Well, I mean, I feel like you get lucky.

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I wasn't this fucking money.

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All right, let's see.

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The whole point of the government is to have checks and balances.

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So like one branch of government can't just do whatever the fuck they want.

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Can the president can an executive order be against the Constitution?

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What?

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Yes, an executive order can be challenged if it is believed to violate the Constitution.

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It would then be reviewed by the judicial branch and if found unconstitutional, it can be overturned.

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OK, all right. Fair enough.

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Well, here's the thing with that.

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I don't agree with Tyler on that about the birthright citizenship.

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I think that if you take your first breath in America, you're American.

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Yeah, you know, I'm looking at it from like a spiritual perspective.

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Tyler's looking at it from a legal perspective.

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I don't think that's right, man.

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You're born here.

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Like, that's how it works.

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Like, sorry.

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Like you're born in the U.S.

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Doesn't matter how you got here.

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And they say where they're saying, like, even if one of your parents was not in the U.S. legally, then you wouldn't would be denied citizenship.

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Like if you're if your dad was fucking Japanese visiting over here, your mom's fucking American.

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You're born in America. What are they going to do?

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Send you to the fucking Japanese guy?

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Yeah, yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

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So yeah, I don't know.

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I dude, I don't agree with it.

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Like, I don't understand where they're coming from with that.

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Let's dissect this.

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So if your mom gets creampied by a Japanese person that's just on vacation here, he goes back to his country, never going to see him again.

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She's pregnant.

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You get born.

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You're now not an American citizen and you have to go fucking travel to Japan.

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Right.

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How would they even prove that?

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How would they even prove like who you're where your father was from?

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Right. There's no way to prove it.

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They make everybody get a DNA test.

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No, you know what we should do?

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We should start taking all this fucking garbage that's floating around in the South Pacific garbage patch.

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And we should just like use those plastic bottles to make a floating city like at least the basis of a floating city.

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Right.

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And all the people that don't have US citizenship will just put them on that fucking island.

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They can live there.

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I think it's a good idea.

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You can put the homeless there too.

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Yeah, it'd be good.

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Maybe they could start something like LA.

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Yeah, be nice.

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But yeah.

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So what if somebody say somebody's visiting the US right on vacation and then they accidentally give birth here?

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Like does that child have US citizenship?

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Yeah, technically.

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That's that's fucking crazy.

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Like if you're just here on vacation and you pop a kid out, it's like now it's everybody's problem.

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Well, I guess I mean, the I mean in order the kid would still have citizenship.

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But in order for like the parents to come here, they'd still have to come here legally.

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I'm going to ask Chachi BD.

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If someone's visiting the United States on vacation and they give birth to a child, does the child have US citizenship?

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Yes, generally a child born in the United States is automatically granted US citizenship,

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regardless of the parent citizenship status due to the principle of you solely or right of the soil.

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Wow, that's fucking crazy.

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But the parents don't have their citizenship.

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So the kid will have to come back when he's 18 and he can just live here.

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Yeah, I mean, they're probably going to go back to where they came from.

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Dude, that's fucking ingenious.

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Just fucking stay here for a little while and have a fucking baby.

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Yeah.

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And then fucking the kids got their citizenship.

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And then that saves a lot of fucking paperwork.

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Right. I mean, that's what people have been doing for years.

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They were doing.

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That's a thing that people actually do.

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Yeah, that's why the Mexican people when they're pregnant come over and they have their kid in the US.

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Right.

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They're a citizen.

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I know that, Mexicans, they're always trying to get in.

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But I didn't know if people from other countries did it.

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Well, I guess it depends if you want your kid to be a US citizen.

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I was talking to this one of my patients, this old Italian guy this week.

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And he was like, I was like, how long you been in the US?

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He said since 1964.

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He's like, when I came over, this was like the land of dreams.

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And that was just a fucking shit hole.

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I'm like, yeah, it is.

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But still people are coming to this country.

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Like it's the promised land still.

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Right. Why?

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No, the US is like, dude, they're light years ahead of any other country in technology.

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It's not even comparable.

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And it's like the United States is the size of fucking Europe.

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And not quite with population.

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I think it's like what, three quarters the size of Europe in population.

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But everybody speaks the same language.

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So that knocks down barriers to advancing technology.

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So even though most people speak English, it's like in Europe, it's just not the same as the United States.

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It's like we all, unless you go to parts of Florida, where I can understand some of those fucking people.

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But mostly everybody in this country speaks the same language.

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So it's like you're just never going to be able to compete with the United States, bro.

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Right.

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So if you look at some of Trump's executive orders, I think he signed like 147 or something.

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Wow.

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And also, what do you think about him pardoning all the 1600 protesters that invaded the Capitol building?

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Love it.

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Wait, so you're OK with the ones that assaulted police officers?

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All of them?

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Yeah, no, you pardoned all of them.

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All of them. No, I'm not OK with that.

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I'm not OK with any of the ones that did anything that's normally illegal.

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People that assaulted police officers were let out of jail.

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No, I think that people should, if they did something illegal that's normally illegal,

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they should be charged with that and have the normal sentence that anybody would have.

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Right. But having nothing to do, it doesn't matter if it had anything to do with January 6th.

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It's just, dude, you committed a crime.

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So go serve the time for committing that crime.

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But they all committed a crime.

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You can't just walk in the Capitol building whenever you want to.

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You can't just walk into the Senate.

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Yeah. You know what?

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Yeah, fuck him.

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Whatever. I don't agree with this.

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You know what, dude?

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He can do whatever he wants.

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If he wants to fucking pardon him, go ahead and fucking pardon him.

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But that's the problem.

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You say he can do whatever he wants, but that's how dictators get made.

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He can do whatever he wants.

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Yeah, but dude.

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There's so many similarities between Trump and the rise of fascism.

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Dude, look, you're so against fascism.

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You haven't even tried it.

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I still think that you and Tyler were trolling me last night when you both said that you

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supported fascism.

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Bro, look, I'm all about things in balance, right?

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Just everything in the right dose.

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A little fascism sprinkled here.

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A little fascism sprinkled here.

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No, like, don't knock it till you try it, bro.

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Tyler said he was a chrysofascist.

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And you were saying that you've got to try fascism or some shit.

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Yeah. Just try it once.

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Bro, you haven't even tried it.

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You just go based on what...

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Do you do that with everything in your life?

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You just go based on what other people say about it or do you try it for yourself?

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It's based on history, though.

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It's based on the fucking Nazis.

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It's based on the version of history that they told you.

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You know, Dwight D. Eisenhower walked into the Holocaust camps after World War II, and

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he made all the fucking people take a bunch of pictures of it because he's like, I want

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this documented and release to the public so this never happens again.

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Right.

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That's not going to happen again.

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Oh, you've got to learn from history.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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But this isn't...

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We're not talking about Nazis here.

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We're just talking about some fucking soft core fascism.

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Well, what Taylor did was he blamed a particular group of people for the country's problems.

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Even if it's not relating to the border crisis, like if it's healthcare or something, Trump

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just blames it on the fucking Mexicans.

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Oh, there's too many Mexicans.

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We've got to control the border.

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You know, everything is like the Mexicans, the Mexicans.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's always good to have somebody to blame.

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You know, it's like, if this was just all our fault, that'd be terrible.

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I mean, it is our fault, but...

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Yeah, but it's got...

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I mean, it just helps to spread the blame a little bit.

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I'm all for locking down the border.

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He sent some military to the border, and I think we should lock the border down, but

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I don't think it should be spread to the point of where it's just racism.

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You know, where we fucking blame the Mexicans for everything.

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I don't think it's racism, though.

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I think it's literally just Mexicans coming in.

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I think it's like a known thing.

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Like, it's okay to say.

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What's okay to say?

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It's okay to be like it's Mexicans because it's literally fucking Mexicans.

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But, you know, dude, with the fascism thing, I mean...

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Yeah, it's fascism.

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No, I'm just joking.

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It's not.

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It's not fascism, bro.

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What it is is that we've just had this fucking lame duck fucking president, Joe Biden, and

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now we need somebody that's going to get shit done.

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And people are like, it seems aggressive.

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And it's like, no, it's not aggressive.

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It's like, it's what should have been done this entire time.

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And it's only aggressive because it's like, you know, we've been fucking procrastinating

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for so long and doing this shit.

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You know, not we, but the last administration, they just did a terrible fucking job, dude.

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They accomplished absolutely nothing.

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Sure.

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But I just don't agree with these orders.

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So like, if we look at some of the executive orders that Trump declared this week, he declared

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a national emergency at the Mexico border, which basically gives him more power.

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Like the president emergency powers.

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So he's basically like, you know, heightening his own power in order to deal with this.

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Do you think that's what he wants, though?

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You think he just wants to heighten his own power?

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I mean, that's how Hitler did it.

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But do you think that's what he just wants to have power?

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I mean, dude, you got to think this guy could literally be chilling on a yacht in the Mediterranean,

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right?

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Having fucking grapes fed to him by super supermodels.

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But like it's all though, like Conor McGregor said, he should be playing golf in the Mediterranean.

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But instead here, he's catching bullets and spitting them out for his fucking country

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because he's probably bored.

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What you have?

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What you have?

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Everything you could ever want in the world for years.

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I mean, you got all that's left is power.

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Right.

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Well, why is that?

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Like why?

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Because you're bored of having, you know, right.

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So everything that you ever wanted.

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Okay.

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Is that natural or unnatural?

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I think it's natural.

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I think it depends on like the kind of person you are.

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Right.

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So the universe rewards people that like keep pushing forward.

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Right.

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So you get to a threshold, you're bored of this, right?

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You got to move up to the next level, move up to the next level.

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If you keep being successful, the universe keeps pushing you in that direction.

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Like that's how the game is set up.

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You just keep going.

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So why wouldn't he?

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Like that's the next logical step.

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Why wouldn't he?

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And then he won again.

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Because he won the presidency twice.

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You know what I mean?

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Like.

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Because I feel like we should limit the power.

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Like one person, I feel like the president has too much power.

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Like one person in the United States, a free country, should not have that much power.

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Like I think.

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No, no, no, no.

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He only has too much power because he's the guy you don't like.

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But you weren't saying anything about this.

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The president has too much power when it was the guy you wanted in office.

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I still think the position of the president that he can order any executive executive

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order that he wants to is too much power.

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Like I think that stuff like that should have to be voted on, at least by the representatives.

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Yeah, if we do that shit, nothing will ever get done.

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Like it'll literally just be nothing like it's like, dude, Washington, D.C. is so gridlocked already.

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They can't they can't do anything efficiently.

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Right, because people are so divided and there's like almost an equal number of them.

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Yeah, they're just Washington, D.C. is like useless.

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Yeah.

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So his birthright citizenship executive order, birthright citizenship is protected by the U.S. Constitution.

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And the order already faces legal challenges.

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The he ordered agencies not to recognize babies as citizens if their mothers were unlawfully present at the time of birth and their father was not a U.S. citizen.

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Yeah, I don't agree with that, dude.

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Also, I don't I don't have to agree with everything.

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And that's fine because I'm using my own, you know, I'm thinking for myself.

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Withdrawal from the Paris Paris climate agreement.

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Paris, dude.

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Fucking the Paris climate accord.

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I give two fucks about that declared a national energy emergency ordered expedited deregulated drilling.

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He repeatedly vowed to drill baby drill.

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Yeah. Well, it's going to bring down the price of groceries and it's going to target.

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Yeah, it specifically targets Alaska.

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Yeah, fucking do it.

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Oh, transgender Americans.

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If the policy of the United States is to recognize two sexes, male and female, undocumented, these sexes are not changeable and are grounded in fundamental incontrovertible reality.

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Transgender Americans were a central target of Trump's hyperbolic and outright false campaign trail messaging.

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Right. So what's the deal with that?

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So so if somebody transitions, they can't put on their driver's license.

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Right.

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Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that.

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He also rescinded a Biden administration that allowed transgender people to serve in the military.

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So he banned transgender people from the military.

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Yeah, I mean, dude, he did immediately ban trans from serving the military as he did under his first administration.

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But he paved the path to revive the ban.

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Yeah, I am. That's a tough one, dude.

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Look, you can't be on hormone therapy and be in the military.

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Like, it's not a joke.

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Like hormone therapy is a very serious treatment.

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So you're going to go overseas and then not have your hormones.

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Like, what do you think they're going to make a special delivery for you an airdrop while you're fucking serving in a combat zone?

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Like, just drop you your fucking hormones.

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Like, you're on that for life once you're on it, it's a lifelong decision.

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And, dude, if I could get barred from the military for having a very mild condition like hyperthyroidism,

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to have somebody that's on a lifelong prescription drug that they have to take like either on, you know, like every couple of days or a weekly basis.

328
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That's a very serious thing, dude.

329
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It's not a joke, you know, and then how does it's not really a true replacement for what that hormone would do in the body.

330
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So if somebody's on testosterone, you're just like elevating one hormone out of a range of like 20 hormones, right?

331
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More than that, say 60 hormones.

332
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You're just taking one hormone and driving it through the roof.

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It's like, dude, it doesn't work like that.

334
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Like, yeah, it might give you the effects that you want.

335
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But now your hormones are out of balance, like completely out of whack.

336
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Well, not every transgender person is on hormones.

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Most of them are.

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Yeah.

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Some of them are women with beards.

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So they're they thems.

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You took away some policies that were basically affirmative action that the GOP describes as woke culture.

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And federal workers, I can't believe they said that.

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I can't believe that's like a regular household term now.

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Woke.

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Yeah, I don't even really know what that meant.

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Like a year ago.

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Yeah.

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What it means is it's like it's people that want to feel like they're superior to other people and they're virtuous.

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And it's usually white females, white, white college educated females that want to save the world.

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So they they tell other other races what they can and can't say, you know, like Latin X, like Jeff was saying.

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He's like, dude, Spanish people don't fucking say like and I looked it up like half half of Hispanic people get offended by the term Latin X.

352
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Oh, really? Yeah.

353
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Because white people made it up.

354
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Exactly.

355
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It's made up by white people so they can feel superior to people like, dude, white people want to end racism so long as they're the ones to do it.

356
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Right. You know, it's fucking ridiculous.

357
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What about pulling out of the the World Health Organization?

358
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I don't pull out of shit pulling out of the who I mean, dude, I don't know enough about it.

359
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Like it kind of sounds like there's some fuckery going on with the whole covert thing.

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And like Trump's all about like the US being treated fairly and he doesn't believe in that deal that we were being treated fairly.

361
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So I don't know.

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I think Trump really really was responsible for the covert.

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How he was responsible for it because of retaliation by China for all the time.

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I mean, fucking Biden had to pardon Fauci preemptively because Trump was going to prosecute.

365
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We have a fucking leading doctor in the field who has specialized in epidemic.

366
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Wow. It's crazy how he's a specialist in epidemics and he holds the patents on the vaccines before the epidemics happen.

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But what did she actually do wrong other than tell people they had to wear a mask, which was, by the way, correct.

368
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I'll agree with that.

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But dude, Fauci is into some dark fucking shit.

370
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He's into some dark arts, bro.

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I'm telling you, he's into some black magic.

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Yes, Anthony Fauci is not this fucking cool dude that like that they want you to think he is.

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He's fucking not.

374
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He's behind the strings doing voodoo and shit, bro.

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He's sick.

376
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Like what?

377
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This is what the mass hysteria has gotten into your mind.

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Fauci was a fucking doctor.

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Fucking evil, bro.

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He had the position since Ronald Reagan was president.

381
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Yeah, it's too fucking hard about it.

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Until he said, you know, we have to socially distance and wear a mask.

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And then the whole fucking MAGA supporters were like, oh, that's not true.

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And you know, you can't infringe upon our rights to congregate.

385
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Dude, he's just if you look up like the shit that he's making money off of, it's all shit that he basically forces regulations on.

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And he's not even an elected official.

387
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So he's he was like, bro, all this shit with a gain of function with with, you know, the SARS virus that was all Fauci.

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He was all into that.

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So it's like basically like he fucking manufactured this shit.

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You know, he was he was working with the Chinese on this.

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But then it got out.

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And then he has patents on the fucking vaccines.

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It's like, come on, dude.

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Back in like 2007, Fauci was still in his regular position.

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And he you know, we never heard about him with like the SARS virus or the H1N1 or whatever.

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Do you know, like, like volunteer firemen that start fires so they can be the first one on scene and say they're a hero?

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I thought I thought China was responsible for COVID.

398
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Yeah, but we were working with the Chinese.

399
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Yeah.

400
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So that's just a known thing, dude.

401
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Like there's patents.

402
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You can look up the patents online, the US Patent Office for the for the virus.

403
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I don't know for the vaccine for the virus before.

404
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Because the virus didn't exist until China made it right.

405
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Yeah.

406
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It was a joint effort between both of us.

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I think the USA and China.

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Why are they trying to make new viruses?

409
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Biological warfare, I would guess.

410
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But why would you work with China?

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Because basically China is our enemy.

412
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Yeah, I mean, we do.

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So I mean, I think, dude, there's the world that we see and how we think things work in relationships.

414
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And then there's behind the scenes, dude.

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Like, I swear to God, fucking probably on Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket.

416
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Fucking Trump was probably banging Hillary Clinton at parties back in the day.

417
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They're closer than you know, dude.

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They steamed all this.

419
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They say, hey, we're going to have this like fake fight that everybody's going to think I hate you.

420
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But it's really going to be to elevate me to power.

421
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That's what I've been saying.

422
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Did you see Obama and Trump talking at the funeral?

423
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Well, yeah, I saw it.

424
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But what were they talking about?

425
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Oh, they were just, I don't know.

426
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They were just very buddy buddy.

427
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They were laughing about shit.

428
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I don't know what they're talking about.

429
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But yeah, I mean, they have to pretend like, I don't know.

430
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I think Obama might really hate Trump.

431
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But you never know behind the scenes.

432
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Where's Michelle?

433
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Where is he?

434
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I don't know.

435
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She has been president at the funeral or the inauguration.

436
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Yeah, I mean, she's a husband.

437
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You know, yeah, she's a fucking first president, though she could have.

438
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Yeah, you know, and then we wouldn't have been here.

439
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Yeah, but no, I'm just joking.

440
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I want to be here.

441
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I don't know how many people would vote for her.

442
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Yeah, but I just think the Republican Party sometimes is kind of like the party.

443
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Of fear, like we kind of like we're like we're afraid of this fucking virus coming from China.

444
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And then people just freak out when you try to take away their rights.

445
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But it's like, dude, we're trying to help you.

446
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We're trying to limit the spread of this virus.

447
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And you guys are just like making it worse.

448
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Yeah, people should have no rights.

449
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I agree.

450
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I don't know.

451
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It was just like, you know, really like fear God.

452
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Yeah, but you know, it's so much of it is not just like we're here to help you.

453
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So much of it is also like bureaucracies just flexing their power.

454
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Right. And like just just they love the opportunity to to take power from people.

455
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You know what I mean?

456
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Yeah, like they just they just they love the opportunity to show off their authority.

457
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Right.

458
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I think a lot of that is what really piss people off.

459
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Like, you know, like people getting forced to get vaccines or quit their job, like get the fuck out of here.

460
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You know, it's like me being vaccinated isn't going to save your fucking grandma.

461
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We eat fucking donuts for breakfast every day of a fucking life.

462
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And now she's morbidly obese and she's like, oh, it's the virus.

463
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It's like, no, it's not the fucking virus.

464
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It's your your shitty immune system.

465
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Yeah, I guess. I mean, the vaccines don't really prevent the spread of like the contagious part of it.

466
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They just like limited the symptoms.

467
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Yeah. So that's just a question of whether you have want to force people to protect themselves, basically.

468
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Force people to protect themselves.

469
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Yeah. Force people, you know, to like have control of I'm doing what's best for you.

470
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Like you have to get the vaccine. Right. Right.

471
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But then there's like this thing people from themselves.

472
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There's this rising distrust in the pharmaceutical industry.

473
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Right. So you have Pfizer and Moderna, who nobody ever heard of before this.

474
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Right. They just happen to be ready for all this. Right.

475
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Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson and Johnson.

476
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Like people already don't fucking trust the pharmaceutical industry.

477
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Right. They shouldn't either.

478
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And so now they're being forced to take this fucking vaccine, you know, and it's like literally to save people that wouldn't walk to their fucking mailbox.

479
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If that's all they had to do is save their own life.

480
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:58,800
Like if you told these fucking fat people, all you got to do is you just got to walk to the mailbox and back every day and then you won't you won't be morbidly obese.

481
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,800
Like if that's all it took, they still wouldn't fucking do it.

482
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,800
They would not do it. It would find a way out of the trying to get out of it.

483
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Right. But I have to inject my body with an experimental vaccine for these fat fucks that can't put the fucking donuts down.

484
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,800
Did you see Dave Blunt wants to crowd surf now?

485
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
Yeah, that might not be a good idea.

486
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Unless you have a crane on standby.

487
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,800
There was a do you see the video I said where he was recording the song?

488
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,800
He's things like five words. It just starts passing out.

489
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Oh, did he? Did he actually have like a medical thing?

490
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Yeah. Yeah.

491
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Damn.

492
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,800
He like spoke to like he spoke too loud.

493
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,800
He ran out of breath. He had a fucking COPD exacerbation.

494
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,800
He's working with his little tiny lungs and that big old body.

495
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,800
He sounded like Kyle Franklin on the podcast.

496
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Oh, yeah.

497
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,800
I like a light, dude. Did he have his oxygen bottle?

498
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,800
No, he didn't. Oh, fuck.

499
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800
He fucked up, dude.

500
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800
I don't think he uses it while he sings.

501
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,800
You always got to keep that thing on you when you're that big.

502
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:17,800
I was going to say about the prescription drugs. Trump also rescinded a 2022 Biden order to lower the cost of prescription drugs.

503
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Why would he do that?

504
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,800
To lower the cost? I mean, dude, there's probably why would we want to prevent lowering the cost of prescription?

505
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800
I'll explain why.

506
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800
All right.

507
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:38,800
Fat people are bankrupting this country. OK, twenty five percent of our national debt goes to these fucking people.

508
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:48,800
All right. And if we can just raise the cost of their medications a little bit, a couple of them can't get their medications, can't really afford it.

509
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,800
We pick off maybe, I don't know, a couple hundred thousand people, a couple million people.

510
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,800
Oh, so you're saying we let evolution kind of take its process.

511
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,800
Correct. Correct. You know exactly what I'm saying.

512
00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,800
Yeah.

513
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,800
It like Daddy Trump knows what he's doing. He knows.

514
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:09,800
I don't know. I think it just shows that Trump is on the side of the big pharmacy, really.

515
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,800
I mean, why would you want to limit?

516
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,800
Why would he want to raise the cost of prescription drugs?

517
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:20,800
And also my grocery prices have gone down and also the war in Ukraine is still happening.

518
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,800
Yeah. That was a failure, right?

519
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
That was day one.

520
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,800
No, no, no. See, he said 24 hours from the time he meets with Putin.

521
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:33,800
No, no, no. See, he said day one. I will call Putin and add the war in Ukraine. You can listen to it.

522
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
Yeah. So is he president yet?

523
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800
Is Donald Trump president?

524
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah.

525
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Yeah. He was sworn in on Monday.

526
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,800
All right. So hold on a sec, because.

527
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,800
All right. So so it's a hundred percent official, right?

528
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800
There's no like overlap period, right?

529
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,800
We have two presidents January 20th, right?

530
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Yeah, it was official.

531
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:57,800
Yeah. OK. So he missed the mark. So what? He missed the one mark.

532
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,800
He said 24 hours. What else did he say he was going to do in 24 hours?

533
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:07,800
He said he was going to end the war in Ukraine. He was going to have a deal with the hostages. Did that happen?

534
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:16,800
Yeah, it did. And actually, he said if if hostages aren't returned prior to inauguration, it will be all hell.

535
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,800
All hell will break out in the Middle East. And then they fucking they came up with some hostages.

536
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,800
Who knows if they were really even Israeli hostages.

537
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:34,800
I just fucking say you're Jewish. We got to give these people something because it's like we could literally we could we could level.

538
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:39,800
We could level Gaza in 24 hours leveled.

539
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:45,800
It's very level. Yeah, but more like we could turn it into farmland.

540
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,800
No, it's like already just rubble. Yeah, I'm sure like I'm serious.

541
00:32:49,800 --> 00:33:01,800
It could be like a blank slate in 24 hours. Like we could literally have probably five thousand bulldozers there within 12 hours.

542
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:09,800
You know, I don't I don't agree with what I mean, Israel's been doing.

543
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:16,800
So it doesn't really matter, though, if you agree with Israel, you kind of have to just smile and nod and go with it. Right.

544
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Because they they've run all the banks. So because we're American. Just smile and be like, yep.

545
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:34,800
He read it designated the Houthi rebels in Yemen as a terrorist terrorist organization, which I mean, it's fine.

546
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Formally established the Department of Government Efficiency, which, by the way, you can't just create a new government, you know, department without Congress approval.

547
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:52,800
It's actually not a department. Well, it's a Department of Government Efficiency. That's what it's called.

548
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:59,800
That's nominal. It's a department. It's not the richest person in the world is running. Love it. Love it.

549
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:08,800
I would I wouldn't want anybody else running it. The guy that turns every company he touches into fucking gold, the guy that's worth two percent of the S&P 500.

550
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,800
Yeah, the guy that that's worth one percent of the wealth of the US.

551
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:21,800
Yeah, you don't see a little problem with the richest person in the world now controlling government programs.

552
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:30,800
No, because the government's not doing anything. So I mean, somebody doing something is definitely better than, you know, nobody doing anything.

553
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:42,800
So he also suspended tick tock for seventy five days, which Trump actually was was posting that he wanted to ban tick tock in the first place.

554
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:48,800
And now he's just kind of like suspending the ban in order to get people to think that he did something.

555
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:56,800
So is that what happened or did because I tried to get it on Marketplace, not Marketplace on the App Store.

556
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,800
Yeah. People were saying that it's like weird. It's like weirdly censored now.

557
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800
Huh? Yeah. Like I forget what they're saying.

558
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:12,800
Like you can't say some some word that you were able to before and it's like you sold to a different company now.

559
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:21,800
Huh? So I mean, the problem was that it was a Chinese company and basically they could just spy on people with it.

560
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Right. I mean, but can we do that with like they probably don't allow Facebook in China, you know, so it's like fucking out their own thing.

561
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,800
If they don't allow Facebook, then why the fuck are we in?

562
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,800
You know, the other thing is, is what the fuck do they need to see on tick tock?

563
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,800
You know, a bunch of dudes sitting on the toilet like a girl shake their ass.

564
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,800
Yeah. Like what are you going to see?

565
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,800
The reals and the like tick tock is just making our society just fucking stupid.

566
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:54,800
Yeah, I don't even have to talk. And when somebody sends me a video on tick tock, I'm like, dude, I can't watch it because I'm not downloading tick tock.

567
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,800
Right. Just because it's like I've already got enough apps.

568
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,800
Like there's enough fucking tail on Instagram to keep me occupied.

569
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,800
I don't need to talk, you know, right. I don't need a third fucking app.

570
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Like, did you ever get into Snapchat?

571
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,800
Yeah, I mean, when I was younger.

572
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,800
Yeah, I had it for like, you know, I don't know.

573
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800
I used it a little bit.

574
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Ali Maxxon to Snapchat.

575
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,800
Yeah.

576
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,800
Yeah.

577
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,800
Yeah.

578
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,800
Stupid streaks.

579
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:34,800
He also renamed Denali to Mount McKinley, whatever that is, and the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

580
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,800
Love it. Love it.

581
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800
What the fuck?

582
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
That's fucking awesome.

583
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Yeah, it's still the Gulf of America.

584
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:47,800
And that was just going to be one of those things now where if you say Gulf of America, then like everybody knows you're Trump supporter.

585
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,800
Right.

586
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,800
Let me see if they, when does it go into effect?

587
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,800
Now.

588
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Does it?

589
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800
Yeah.

590
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,800
That's awesome.

591
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,800
Let me see. Let me see if it shows up on Maps as Gulf of America.

592
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:09,800
I think it could change what you refer to as, but the United States does not own the Gulf of Mexico.

593
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Right. It's international waters.

594
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Well, they own, you know, 12 miles off the coast.

595
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
The coastline, yeah.

596
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800
So does Mexico.

597
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,800
Mexico owns like by far larger amount of coastline in the Gulf of Mexico.

598
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,800
Yeah, I'll be honest.

599
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,800
That's kind of just, that's just a patriotic move.

600
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,800
You know.

601
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,800
That's just a retard move.

602
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:44,800
I think he's just trying to send a signal to fucking Mexico because it's like, dude, we, okay, we could, we could literally shut down their economy overnight.

603
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:50,800
And all we would have to do is say, okay, this is how much cocaine is coming into our country.

604
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:55,800
And we're going to let Pfizer make that same amount of cocaine.

605
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800
All right.

606
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,800
The purest form.

607
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Right. So you can go to your pharmacy and go to any pharmacy and you can buy cocaine at the pharmacy.

608
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,800
Right.

609
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Made by American companies that would shut down Mexico's economy overnight.

610
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,800
But you would have to legalize cocaine.

611
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800
No, it's a ball.

612
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,800
So what I'm saying is it's the same amount that's coming in anyway.

613
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,800
It's going to come in regardless, whether illegal or legal.

614
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,800
Right.

615
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:26,800
So we make it legally and people can go get it at their pharmacy instead of buying it from a fucking drug dealer on the street.

616
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800
And it would have to be legal.

617
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800
That's just insane.

618
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,800
Well, I mean, people are going to do it anyway.

619
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,800
Right.

620
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,800
So if people are going to do it anyway, let Pfizer fucking make it.

621
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,800
It's pure.

622
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,800
It's not cut with fentanyl and it shut down.

623
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800
It shuts down Mexico's economy, dude, overnight.

624
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
That would be the end over done.

625
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800
But cocaine is not weed.

626
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,800
Like actually has like dangerous health consequences.

627
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Yeah, it does.

628
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Definitely.

629
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,800
And people, people should know that, you know, and they're going to do it anyway.

630
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Like, that's the thing.

631
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,800
Like if you're going to do it anyway, right.

632
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,800
But like, what does it fucking matter where you get it?

633
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,800
Might as well get it from an American made company made in a laboratory.

634
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:13,800
I guess I feel like if it's legal, then people that weren't going to do it can do it now.

635
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Right.

636
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,800
So you'd have to find some way to limit it.

637
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,800
But you make it medical, medical cocaine, make it inconvenient.

638
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,800
You know, yeah, make it inconvenient to get.

639
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,800
I don't know.

640
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,800
It's tough because you're right.

641
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,800
More people would do it right.

642
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,800
If it was legal.

643
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,800
Yeah, like you got to make a way to make people be like, you're kind of a scumbag for doing it.

644
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
You know, like you don't make it socially acceptable.

645
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:49,800
I mean, I think you'd have to get like a medical like kind of certification or something like that.

646
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,800
Maybe it's just for people that are trying to get off of it.

647
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,800
Right.

648
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Yeah, I think I think that would be fucking good.

649
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800
Yeah.

650
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,800
So if you can prove that you're already addicted, right, then you're allowed to switch to medical grade.

651
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800
Right.

652
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,800
Made in the U.S. cocaine.

653
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800
That'd be tough.

654
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,800
But I mean, you can't just go handing it out because then everybody's going to fucking do it.

655
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Right.

656
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:23,800
I mean, it's not like it's not like heroin where it's like one of the most addictive drugs.

657
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:30,800
But like if it was heroin, do you think like we should make just heroin legal because people are going to do it anyway and die?

658
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800
No.

659
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,800
No.

660
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
See, I don't think people are making a killing off heroin.

661
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Making a what?

662
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
Like a ton of money off heroin.

663
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:46,800
Like heroin, I don't think is supporting like Mexico's economy.

664
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,800
It's cocaine.

665
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800
Right.

666
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,800
Right.

667
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:56,800
So the whole point would be to take that money from Mexico and it would shut down the cartels and the violence.

668
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,800
It'd be over overnight.

669
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,800
They'd have to be avocado farmers.

670
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,800
You know, I guess.

671
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,800
Aren't there other things than cocaine that they're bringing in?

672
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,800
Oh, yeah, I don't know what other drugs really.

673
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800
Weed.

674
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Maybe some.

675
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,800
I don't know if they're doing weed anymore.

676
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Yeah.

677
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800
You know, it's so readily available.

678
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800
But see, that's the thing.

679
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
Right.

680
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800
Credibly available.

681
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,800
So they're not dealing with weed anymore.

682
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,800
So if you could do a similar thing for cocaine, you know what, dude?

683
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:36,800
Like maybe maybe allow people you can go buy cocaine twice a year.

684
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Pharmaceutical grade dosed.

685
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:44,800
But there's fucking people that are peddling fucking meth and you're not going to make meth legal.

686
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Why not?

687
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Because it's so bad for you.

688
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800
Yeah.

689
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,800
But then people just go and do it anyway illegally.

690
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,800
So you're not making it legal.

691
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,800
It's like half legal.

692
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,800
You know what I mean?

693
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,800
It's like monitored.

694
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,800
You can go get it.

695
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Yeah.

696
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,800
Right.

697
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,800
And made in the laboratory.

698
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Same exact shit.

699
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,800
You get on the street, but it's pure.

700
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,800
You know, and it's dosed.

701
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,800
You know what dose you're getting.

702
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,800
And then you have to you have to get in a program, a treatment program.

703
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,800
Right.

704
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,800
But you can treat those kind of withdrawals with other drugs that are legal now.

705
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,800
Make it so good that people are like, fuck, I don't even want that dirty street shit anymore.

706
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800
You don't even have to make meth legal.

707
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,800
You can just give them, you know, something like Adderall or something.

708
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,800
Yeah.

709
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Adderall is not meth.

710
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,800
I don't care what anybody says.

711
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:40,800
It's like how we have like, what's it called?

712
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,800
The fucking one that helps you get off Suboxone.

713
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,800
Right.

714
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Right.

715
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,800
Yeah.

716
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Yeah.

717
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800
It's a good idea.

718
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,800
But Suboxone basically gets you fucking as high as heroin basically.

719
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,800
Does it?

720
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,800
Yeah.

721
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,800
I gotta try that shit.

722
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,800
I'm just joking.

723
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,800
Have you ever done cocaine, Casey?

724
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,800
No.

725
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800
Me neither.

726
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,800
What a bunch of fucking pussies we are.

727
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800
We haven't even done cocaine.

728
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,800
I know, right?

729
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,800
We're missing out, bro.

730
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Damn.

731
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800
I've done the smelling salt though.

732
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,800
I'm about to hit that shit up.

733
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800
Yeah.

734
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800
I don't think it's the same.

735
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,800
I'm just going out.

736
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Give me that shit.

737
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800
Give me that shit.

738
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,800
Oh, wow.

739
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,800
Damn.

740
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,800
This always makes my fucking nose.

741
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,800
Oh, shit.

742
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,800
Oh, that was a good one.

743
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Is this new?

744
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Or has it just been so long?

745
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
Look, Tyler's up.

746
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800
Yeah, fucking Tyler.

747
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,800
Fucking.

748
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,800
Oh, yeah.

749
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,800
What?

750
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800
Now that it's 11 o'clock at night.

751
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,800
Thanks, Tyler.

752
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,800
He responded 40 minutes ago.

753
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800
Oh, did he?

754
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800
Tell him to get his ass over here.

755
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800
Fucking Tyler.

756
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,800
Damn, I forgot how strong the smelling salts were.

757
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,800
Yeah, dude.

758
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,800
I was like, I don't know.

759
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,800
I have this thing where my nose randomly starts running.

760
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800
You ever get that?

761
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800
Yeah.

762
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
It's probably from these fucking smelling salts.

763
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,800
Well, that's just from smoking.

764
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,800
Smoking?

765
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800
Yeah.

766
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,800
Your nose starts to run?

767
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,800
Yeah, it's not smoking.

768
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,800
Smoking?

769
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,800
Yeah.

770
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
Smoking?

771
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Yeah.

772
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800
Smoking?

773
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Smoking?

774
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Smoking?

775
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
Smoking?

776
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
Smoking?

777
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Smoking?

778
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,800
Smoking?

779
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,800
Smoking?

780
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,800
Smoking?

781
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,800
Smoking?

782
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,800
Yeah, sometimes.

783
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:25,600
So, Dan, you saw this, you saw Elon's salute this week?

784
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,800
Yeah, he was sending his heart out.

785
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,800
What?

786
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,440
He was sending his heart out to the crowd.

787
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,720
But that's literally what the Nazis did.

788
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:38,080
You know, sometimes, Casey, just because things look exactly like other things, it's not exactly

789
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,080
what they are.

790
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,800
There's a video of Hitler and Elon side by side.

791
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,520
They're both going.

792
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,920
Do you think that they believe in the same things?

793
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,760
There's a video of neo-Nazis and Elon side by side.

794
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,360
They're doing the exact same thing.

795
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,360
All right.

796
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,280
Do you think that Elon Musk?

797
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,200
Elon Musk wants to go to fucking Mars.

798
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,400
He does not give a fuck about anything else.

799
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,400
He's not a fascist.

800
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,000
He's not a Nazi.

801
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
They just want you to believe that so hard.

802
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
All right.

803
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Let's take a break and see if Tyler's coming.

804
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Word.

805
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:32,040
Welcome back to the total podcast here with Dan and Tyler's calling in.

806
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:37,120
Is there a girl down there with you guys?

807
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:42,120
No, not an alive one, at least.

808
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,120
I heard like a woman's voice come through my phone.

809
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,120
That was really weird.

810
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,120
Like neither of you guys have, there's no girls out there at all.

811
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,120
No.

812
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,120
That was fucking weird.

813
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,120
I actually heard like a woman's voice coming out of my phone.

814
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,120
All right, shut the music off.

815
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,120
Those are cases.

816
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120
Welcome to the Jeopardy!

817
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,120
Here with your 27 time winner, Tyler.

818
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,120
Unbelievable.

819
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,120
You got your 13 time winner, Dan.

820
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,120
Oh, me!

821
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,120
The one and the man.

822
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Can you hear this?

823
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,120
That work as a buzzer?

824
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:20,120
You could just download the app that we said to download, but you're too good for it.

825
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,120
He's got a new leg day.

826
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:25,120
Tyler's in a real rush to go to the fucking gym, bro.

827
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,120
Gym, bro.

828
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,120
Fucking Lunk alert.

829
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,120
I'm trying to get ripped from my wedding, guys.

830
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,120
I always hated the fucking Lunk alerts.

831
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,120
I never heard one go off ever.

832
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,120
Me neither.

833
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,120
I did.

834
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,120
It seems so stupid.

835
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,120
I went to I went to plant fitness twice and the Lunk alert was also twice.

836
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,120
Was it you?

837
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,120
Yeah.

838
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,120
Oh, God.

839
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,120
Make sure we're actually recording this time.

840
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,120
No, because, you know, I.

841
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,120
You got categories today.

842
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,120
We got epic fails.

843
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,120
The numbers.

844
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,120
What do they mean?

845
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,120
Toxic substances.

846
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,120
I crashed.

847
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:14,120
You crash dishes of the country, the big house and presidential inauguration.

848
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,120
What was the first one?

849
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,120
Epic fails.

850
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,120
I guess Tyler one last time.

851
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,120
I think I won last time.

852
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,120
Oh, yeah.

853
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,120
I think epic fails.

854
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,120
Wait, no, Tyler one last.

855
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,120
Yeah, I won last time.

856
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,120
Epic fails.

857
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,120
All right.

858
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,120
Epic fails.

859
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,120
Epic fails.

860
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,120
Whatever.

861
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120
Epic fails for 200.

862
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Daily double.

863
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,120
Me?

864
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Yeah, Dan.

865
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Wow.

866
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,120
I want to wager.

867
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,120
I wager.

868
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Tyler's mad already.

869
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,120
I wager.

870
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,120
Tyler one last time.

871
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,120
Sorry, Tyler, you can wager up to a thousand.

872
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,120
God damn it.

873
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,120
I'm wagering a thousand already.

874
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,120
All right.

875
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:01,120
From 1990 to 1993, this team lost four consecutive Super Bowls.

876
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,120
What would be the Buffalo Bills?

877
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Bills.

878
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,120
That's correct.

879
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,120
Damn, that sucks.

880
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,120
One thousand right off the rip.

881
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,120
Wide right.

882
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,120
How is Mac going to know that one?

883
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,120
Wide right.

884
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,120
Tyler's big.

885
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:22,120
I guess we'll continue on that.

886
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Fails for 400.

887
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,120
Blockbuster video failed to buy the startup movie distribution.

888
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,120
What is Netflix?

889
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,120
Fuck you.

890
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,120
What is Netflix?

891
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:36,120
They failed to buy it in 2004 for 50 million dollars.

892
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,120
They're worth today over 150 billion.

893
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,120
150 billion?

894
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,120
Yeah.

895
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Wow.

896
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:48,120
Maybe if Blockbuster bought it, we wouldn't have all these woke shows on it.

897
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Yeah, Netflix kind of sucks now.

898
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,120
Dan's big.

899
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,120
Casey's just sipping wine.

900
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,120
Let's do the same category.

901
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,120
600 before the U.S.

902
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,120
Constitution, this document laid the framework for the new U.S.

903
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:09,120
government in 1777, but ultimately failed.

904
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,120
Yeah, fuck that.

905
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,120
I feel like that's a Tyler question.

906
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,120
You should know that.

907
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,120
That is a Tyler question.

908
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,120
I'm fucking half awake right now.

909
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,120
That'd be the Articles of Confederation.

910
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,120
Oh shit.

911
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,120
That sounds like some racist shit.

912
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,120
Dan's same category 800.

913
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,120
This space shuttle blew up in 1986.

914
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,120
What is the Challenger?

915
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,120
Fucking Tyler the fuck.

916
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,120
See, I didn't know I had to wait to see the year and Tyler said it before.

917
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:44,120
It's epic fails.

918
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,120
What do you fucking think it's going to be Columbia to do?

919
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,120
There's two specials that blew up.

920
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,120
Yeah, but the Challenger is more famous.

921
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,120
Tyler for a thousand.

922
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Dude, they're both pretty fucking famous failures.

923
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,120
For a thousand, this Boston Red Sox player committed an error on a routine

924
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:06,120
ground ball in the 1986 World Series, losing the game for the Red Sox and

925
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,120
keeping the curse of the Bambino going.

926
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,120
All right, Ali Max question.

927
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,120
Just skip this one.

928
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,120
That would be Ali Max question.

929
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,120
It would be Bill Buckner.

930
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,120
Fuck that guy.

931
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,120
Tyler, you got the numbers.

932
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,120
What do they mean?

933
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,120
Toxic substances.

934
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:26,120
I crash, you crash dishes of the country in the big house presidential inauguration.

935
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,120
I crashed.

936
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,120
You crashed.

937
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,120
Is this little category?

938
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,120
I'll do it right in it.

939
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,120
Two hundred.

940
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,120
This actor died in a car crash in 2013 after driving.

941
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Yes.

942
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,120
Yeah.

943
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:46,120
Yes, but I had seen here was because it could have been fucking James Dean.

944
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:52,120
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, because that was also a Porsche for 400.

945
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,120
Oh, what do I got?

946
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,120
You got 600.

947
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,120
Tyler's got 1800.

948
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,120
You can wait up to a thousand.

949
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,120
What's the category?

950
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,120
I crashed.

951
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,120
You crash.

952
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,120
Oh, I'll do 300.

953
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,120
Three hundred.

954
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:12,120
This driver died from head trauma after a crash on the saddest day of 2001.

955
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:19,120
Oh, oh, this is my question.

956
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:24,120
This is February 18th, 2001.

957
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,120
Right.

958
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,120
This is Dale fucking Earnhardt.

959
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,120
Oh, yeah.

960
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,120
Dale Earnhardt.

961
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,120
That was the saddest day in 2001.

962
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,120
That's what I said.

963
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,120
I was born.

964
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,120
I was born the same day as him.

965
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,120
Just several years apart.

966
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,120
Welcome back, Dale.

967
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,120
Fucking hero.

968
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:46,120
Same category for 600.

969
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,120
This artist famous for his drip technique in painting died.

970
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,120
Why?

971
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,120
Driving under the influence in 1956.

972
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,120
That's Tyler went to art school.

973
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,120
Yeah, I did.

974
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,120
That's a Tyler question.

975
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,120
Was it Picasso?

976
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,120
Not really.

977
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,120
No.

978
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,120
Fucking Jackson Pollock was Jackson Pollock.

979
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,120
That's correct.

980
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,120
Yeah, but he said he said the wrong one first.

981
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,120
That's OK.

982
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,120
He gets a handicap because he's over the phone.

983
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,120
Yeah.

984
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,120
Tyler's back.

985
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,120
Jackson Pollock.

986
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,120
They will keep going, I guess.

987
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,120
800.

988
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:30,120
This 1980s manager of the Yankees died in an MVA on Christmas Day in 1989.

989
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,120
Hold on.

990
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:36,120
Is he Jewish?

991
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,120
I can't ask that.

992
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Billy Martin.

993
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,120
No, I wasn't close.

994
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,120
Tyler's back.

995
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,120
I guess we'll finish out the category.

996
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,120
One thousand.

997
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:51,120
This original bassist of Metallica died in a Swedish bus accident in 1986.

998
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,120
What was his name?

999
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,120
Oh, fuck.

1000
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,120
I can see his stupid face.

1001
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,120
His stupid fucking face.

1002
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,120
Damn.

1003
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,120
I can't think of the name.

1004
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,120
I think it's got a lot of people.

1005
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,120
Cliff Burton.

1006
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,120
I knew that one too.

1007
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,120
I did.

1008
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:19,120
Tyler, you got numbers, toxic substances, dishes of the country, the big house and presidential inauguration.

1009
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,120
Big house.

1010
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,120
Big house for 200.

1011
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:27,120
This prison located on an island near San Francisco was notorious.

1012
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,120
Fuck.

1013
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,120
Oh, yeah.

1014
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,120
Possible to escape.

1015
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,120
Who got it?

1016
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,120
I was both at the same time.

1017
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,120
Oh, both get the points.

1018
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,120
Yeah, it works.

1019
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,120
Yeah, fine.

1020
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,120
Tyler's back again.

1021
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,120
Big house.

1022
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,120
400.

1023
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,120
In 2015, inmates returned.

1024
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,120
What is Dana Mora?

1025
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,120
What?

1026
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,120
Oh, wait.

1027
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,120
Yeah, that's correct.

1028
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,120
They escaped this New York prison in Shawshank Redemption.

1029
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,120
By the way, have you guys seen the Netflix show?

1030
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,120
Yeah, I just watched it.

1031
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,120
It was in it.

1032
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,120
Was it on the last episode?

1033
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,120
Albany met.

1034
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120
They filmed that Albany.

1035
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120
Oh, I didn't get that far.

1036
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
It's an Albany medical.

1037
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,120
I just he was like pounding out the fucking old lady.

1038
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,120
This shit's hot, dude.

1039
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,120
In real life, she was not.

1040
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Did you see the she wasn't hot in the fucking series?

1041
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,120
She was hot to me.

1042
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,120
I like an aged wine.

1043
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,120
Did you see the Jerry Springer documentary?

1044
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,120
Oh, no.

1045
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:36,120
That was actually Patricia Arquette from.

1046
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120
She's kind of hot.

1047
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,120
Yeah.

1048
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,120
Dan's back from what?

1049
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,120
What's she from medium and holes?

1050
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,120
Oh shit.

1051
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,120
She wasn't holes.

1052
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,120
Yeah.

1053
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,120
Damn.

1054
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,120
Like she was in holes.

1055
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,120
Yeah.

1056
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,120
Wait, was she like the old lady in that?

1057
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,120
No, she was like in the flashback.

1058
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,120
She was the woman criminal.

1059
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,120
Oh, OK.

1060
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Yeah.

1061
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,120
Same category.

1062
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Six hundred.

1063
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,120
The highest security prison in the U.S.

1064
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,120
in the U.S.

1065
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:14,120
ADX Florence is located in this state and houses prisoners such as the Unabomber, El Chapo and Boston.

1066
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Where's the Oklahoma?

1067
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,120
Tyler says Oklahoma.

1068
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,120
Correct.

1069
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,120
What is Colorado?

1070
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,120
Dan says Colorado.

1071
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,120
That's correct.

1072
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,120
Oh shit.

1073
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:30,120
I knew it was one of those fucking flyover states.

1074
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,120
Dan's big.

1075
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,120
Same category 800.

1076
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,120
This U.S.

1077
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,120
Prison for military members is located in a town of obey.

1078
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,120
No.

1079
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:45,120
What is located in the Kansas town of the same name?

1080
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,120
U.S.

1081
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,120
Prison for military members.

1082
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,120
No, it was for Leavenworth.

1083
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,120
Oh, share.

1084
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,120
That's like for a military member.

1085
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,120
So if you commit a crime while you're in the military, go.

1086
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,120
It's fucking wild.

1087
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,120
Fort Leavenworth, huh?

1088
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,120
Uh huh.

1089
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,120
That's got to suck.

1090
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:12,120
You take somebody who's like a soldier and then you you put them in prison.

1091
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,120
That's fucking wild.

1092
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:19,120
Well, in order to get, you know, prison time in the military, you got to do something pretty fucking crazy.

1093
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,120
We'll go for a thousand.

1094
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:27,120
Johnny Cash saying about being incarcerated here after shooting a man just to watch him die.

1095
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:31,120
Oh, fuck.

1096
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,120
Johnny Cash.

1097
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,120
It starts with an F.

1098
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,120
Fulcum County.

1099
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,120
Oh, no.

1100
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,120
What is that by your reaction?

1101
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,120
That sounds like house clothes case.

1102
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,120
Would it be Fulton County?

1103
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,120
Oh, no, Dan.

1104
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,120
Damn it.

1105
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,120
All right.

1106
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,120
Time's up.

1107
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:59,120
Fulcum prison because there's like a hundred Fulton counties like it down south.

1108
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,120
Fulton County, Georgia.

1109
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:07,120
We got that one actually.

1110
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Dan, let me dance back.

1111
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,120
You got the numbers.

1112
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,120
Toxic substances, toxic substances, 200.

1113
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:22,120
Hitler committed suicide by taking this substance.

1114
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,120
I said, side.

1115
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,120
Damn, that was a good one.

1116
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,120
That was a good one, Tyler.

1117
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,120
I didn't pull it to the head.

1118
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,120
I respect.

1119
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:37,120
I guess we'll continue a poison.

1120
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,120
400 after Walt makes this poison to kill Gus and Breaking Bad.

1121
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:45,120
He gives it to Jesse, who hides it in a cigarette.

1122
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,120
All right, what is arsenic?

1123
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,120
Oh, no.

1124
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,120
Fuck.

1125
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,120
That's an Ali mad question.

1126
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,120
Hold on.

1127
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Hold on.

1128
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
Hold on.

1129
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,120
Don't time it out.

1130
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,120
Don't time it out.

1131
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
What is Reisen?

1132
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,120
Dan says, Reisen.

1133
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,120
That's correct.

1134
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,120
Oh, yes.

1135
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,120
Saved it.

1136
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,120
Dan's bag.

1137
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,120
Same category.

1138
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,120
Pull that out of your ass.

1139
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,120
Six hundred.

1140
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,120
I did.

1141
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,120
I watched it.

1142
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,120
I remember the show.

1143
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,120
Oh, really?

1144
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:16,120
Also, the name of one of the big four thrash metal bands and back.

1145
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,120
Fuck.

1146
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,120
Tyler's on first.

1147
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:25,120
Tyler's going 800.

1148
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:31,120
This toxic chemical was once a ground breaking treatment and anesthetic for patients undergrowing

1149
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,120
surgery.

1150
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,120
Yeah.

1151
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,120
Say it again.

1152
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:46,120
This toxic chemical was once a ground breaking treatment and anesthetic for patients undergoing

1153
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,120
surgery.

1154
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:54,120
That'd be chloroform.

1155
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,120
Oh, that's poison.

1156
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:03,120
I thought that's how you get a date.

1157
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,120
No, that was poison.

1158
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:19,120
I guess finish out the category 1000 and Alice in Wonderland.

1159
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,120
This substance, so Simon.

1160
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:27,120
No, Alice in Wonderland.

1161
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,120
This substance caused the mad hatter psychosis.

1162
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120
What is Mercury?

1163
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:37,120
I'm at Dan Merck points back like Stan level.

1164
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,120
Dan, you got the numbers.

1165
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,120
What do they mean?

1166
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,120
Dishes of the country, dishes of the country.

1167
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,120
Come on.

1168
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,120
Two hundred, two hundred sushi.

1169
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,120
What is Japan?

1170
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,120
Oh, yeah.

1171
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,120
Out of the negative.

1172
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,120
I was in the negative.

1173
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,120
Fuck that.

1174
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,120
That's bullshit.

1175
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,120
Dance.

1176
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,120
Same category.

1177
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,120
Four hundred.

1178
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,120
Kim Chi.

1179
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,120
What is Korea?

1180
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,120
Oh, Dan.

1181
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:02,120
Oh, Kim Chi is Korean.

1182
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,120
Yeah, bro.

1183
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:09,120
I thought that was Japan.

1184
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,120
Keep going.

1185
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,120
Keep going.

1186
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,120
Six hundred.

1187
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,120
Venus.

1188
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,120
It's all.

1189
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,120
What is Germany?

1190
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,120
Germany.

1191
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,120
Correct.

1192
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,120
What?

1193
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:21,120
Dude, that's as German as it gets.

1194
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,120
No, that is as German as it gets.

1195
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,120
It originated in a different country.

1196
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,120
What is Austria?

1197
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,120
Fuckin.

1198
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,120
Austria.

1199
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:30,120
God damn it.

1200
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,120
God damn it.

1201
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,120
Back in the negative.

1202
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,120
Tyler's.

1203
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,120
I could tell you.

1204
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,120
Eight hundred.

1205
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,120
Rogi.

1206
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,120
What is it?

1207
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,120
Poland.

1208
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,120
Oh, that's right.

1209
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,120
Tyler's Poland.

1210
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,120
Damn.

1211
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,120
Sounded Italian.

1212
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,120
And finally, for a thousand.

1213
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,120
Haggis.

1214
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:59,600
Oh, I don't know what the fuck that is.

1215
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:00,600
I heard Scotland.

1216
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,600
Yes.

1217
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600
Yes.

1218
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,600
It's the same fucking thing.

1219
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Dan.

1220
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,600
Are you sure?

1221
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,600
Yeah.

1222
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,600
I'm not sure about what.

1223
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,600
No, nothing.

1224
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,600
Oh, Dan, you got the numbers.

1225
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,600
What do they mean?

1226
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,600
And presidential inauguration.

1227
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:16,280
The numbers, what do they mean?

1228
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:22,560
Mason for two hundred seven dollars and twenty five cents.

1229
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,800
The fuck does that mean?

1230
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,800
What does the number mean?

1231
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:33,080
What's the significance of the number?

1232
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,640
If you add the last two together, it makes the first number.

1233
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:44,760
I'm not even going to accept that.

1234
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,840
What's the significance of seven dollars and twenty five cents?

1235
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:50,040
What's the fucking significance of it?

1236
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,480
Yeah, it's a number.

1237
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,360
No one would be the federal minimum wage.

1238
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:59,360
Dan's like, it's a number.

1239
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
Same category.

1240
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,560
Four hundred ninety three million miles.

1241
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:10,000
Is that the circumference, like the the the hemisphere, the Earth, like the circle around

1242
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,240
the circumference of the Earth?

1243
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,240
No.

1244
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,040
That is 93 million miles is how far it is to Mars.

1245
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,040
Oh, no.

1246
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,440
I said that with a lot of confidence.

1247
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,440
That'd be a distance to the sun.

1248
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,440
Fuck.

1249
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,440
Whoops.

1250
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,440
Dan's pick.

1251
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,440
Same category.

1252
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:30,440
Six hundred.

1253
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,440
Six hundred.

1254
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:36,920
Three point one four one five pie.

1255
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,920
Fucking pie.

1256
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,920
Spell the P.I.

1257
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,200
Tyler's pick.

1258
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:47,440
Keep it going.

1259
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,440
Eight hundred.

1260
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:54,640
You got twenty hundred.

1261
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,640
How much does Dan have?

1262
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:56,640
Negative three hundred.

1263
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:04,040
Yeah, that's bullshit because I didn't get a lot right.

1264
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,040
The three hundred.

1265
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:13,160
One thousand four hundred ninety two.

1266
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,160
The fucking.

1267
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:20,520
Oh, Dan got it right, but it's not his daily.

1268
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:26,920
Wait, did you say fourteen hundred ninety two?

1269
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,560
I said one thousand four hundred ninety two.

1270
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:33,600
I thought you said some one thousand one hundred and eighty two or something.

1271
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,280
I misheard you completely.

1272
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,280
All right.

1273
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,280
Yeah.

1274
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:44,640
I guess keep going.

1275
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,360
One thousand.

1276
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,800
One hundred eighty six thousand two hundred eighty two miles per second.

1277
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,000
Say it again.

1278
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,240
One hundred eighty six thousand two hundred eighty two.

1279
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,240
The speed of light.

1280
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,240
Oh, the speed of light.

1281
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,240
Damn.

1282
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,240
Damn, that was good.

1283
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,240
Dan, you got to cook this category.

1284
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,240
I was thinking it was the speed of sound.

1285
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,240
No, I'm just joking.

1286
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,240
Presidential inauguration.

1287
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,240
A lot lower than that.

1288
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,240
I'm just joking.

1289
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:13,240
I guess you had to just start at the bottom.

1290
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,240
Two hundred.

1291
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:19,960
The 1909 blizzard forced this portly president's inauguration to be held in size.

1292
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,120
He says tapped.

1293
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,120
Damn.

1294
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,400
Tyler for four hundred.

1295
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:34,360
A temperature of 20 degrees and stop this president from having his inauguration outside

1296
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,360
in 2009.

1297
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,360
Who's Barack Obama?

1298
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,360
Obama.

1299
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,360
There you go, Dan.

1300
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,360
Am I out of the native?

1301
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:40,360
Yeah.

1302
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,360
Yeah, but I said it first.

1303
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,640
No, I said it first.

1304
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,160
I said it first.

1305
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,760
I heard Dan first.

1306
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:54,360
We'll let the audience decide on that one.

1307
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,360
Six hundred.

1308
01:04:55,360 --> 01:05:02,480
This president gave his 1789 address in the nation's capital of time, New York City.

1309
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,520
Jesus fucking Christ.

1310
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:16,720
So Jimmy Carter was George Washington.

1311
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:17,720
Damn.

1312
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,800
Oh, that makes sense.

1313
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,800
Eight hundred.

1314
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:26,560
This president gave the longest inaugural speech in history in 1841.

1315
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,960
He died of pneumonia from the cold 31 days later.

1316
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,800
Oh, fuck.

1317
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:39,600
I'm sorry.

1318
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,600
That's correct.

1319
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,200
Damn it.

1320
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,040
Finally for a thousand.

1321
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:51,720
This chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court has inaugurated every president since Barack

1322
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:52,720
Obama.

1323
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,760
I don't fucking know.

1324
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,160
No.

1325
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:04,800
John Roberts.

1326
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,800
Final Jeopardy.

1327
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,800
Dan's got one hundred.

1328
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,800
Tyler's got forty five hundred.

1329
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:08,800
I got one hundred.

1330
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:15,800
Damn, Tyler, are you going to bet it all this time finally and make this interesting?

1331
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,800
No.

1332
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,800
I'm going to bet it all.

1333
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,800
I'm just going to put that out there.

1334
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:32,320
This is not like I got more right than that.

1335
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:42,680
Actually, what the fuck's the category?

1336
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:51,120
The U.S. government.

1337
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,120
All right.

1338
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:56,040
I was going to say he said fucking general knowledge again.

1339
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,960
I was going to reach the phone and choke you.

1340
01:06:58,960 --> 01:06:59,960
All right.

1341
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,360
Get your razor.

1342
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:06,800
So name two of the three cities where a U.S. mint is located.

1343
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,680
Got it.

1344
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,680
One of the two.

1345
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:12,680
Two of three.

1346
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,680
Two of three.

1347
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:14,680
Yeah.

1348
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:15,680
All right.

1349
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,680
Hold on.

1350
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,680
Let me see one of these bills real quick.

1351
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:20,680
Yo.

1352
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,680
You can't do that.

1353
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:27,040
Dan has already broken the rules.

1354
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,040
I know one of them.

1355
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,640
I don't think it says it on the notes.

1356
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,080
I think it only says it on coins.

1357
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:35,080
It says it on both.

1358
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,080
Really?

1359
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,080
Yeah.

1360
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,440
I know one.

1361
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,400
I can't think of the I can't think of the other two.

1362
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:48,080
So I think it's this one.

1363
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,080
This is bullshit.

1364
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,080
Where is this?

1365
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:54,080
I can't even find it.

1366
01:07:54,080 --> 01:08:03,320
We got a hundo here.

1367
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:07,240
That's a fake hundo Dan.

1368
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:12,640
That is not even a real hundo.

1369
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,640
It says for motion picture use.

1370
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:21,680
Maybe it really says on here though.

1371
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:26,840
You fucking retard.

1372
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:42,000
All right.

1373
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:46,600
I'll tell you what Dan.

1374
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,400
If you get three out of three, you can win.

1375
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,080
You're going to win if you get all three.

1376
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,080
Send me three, Dan.

1377
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,080
You'll get a win.

1378
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,080
All right.

1379
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,080
Hold on a second.

1380
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,080
Hold on a second.

1381
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:03,080
Is he looking it up on his phone?

1382
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,080
No, I'm not.

1383
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,080
I'm typing it in.

1384
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,080
He's typing the answer.

1385
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:09,080
Hold on.

1386
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:14,080
Let me think of the other one.

1387
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:19,440
God, fuck would it be?

1388
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:25,080
Where the fuck would they put something like this?

1389
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:37,120
If I was the US government and I wanted to put, it's got to be somewhere like OG status.

1390
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:40,920
It's got to be on the East Coast.

1391
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:46,480
Hold on a second.

1392
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:53,080
Well, that's not what I was expecting.

1393
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,080
What did you look it up?

1394
01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:03,080
Yeah, I'm waiting for it.

1395
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:10,760
Apparently there's four minutes or five minutes that I'm looking at right now.

1396
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:16,400
There's actually four, but one only makes commemorative coins.

1397
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,080
Not really real money that you use every day.

1398
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:32,680
By the way, that one is in West Point, New York.

1399
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,720
That's the one that makes it commemorative.

1400
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:38,200
I don't know.

1401
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:44,440
I just pulled that out of my ass.

1402
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:47,280
Tyler says Philly and DC.

1403
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,280
Fuck.

1404
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,280
Fuck.

1405
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:54,400
Six hundred and thirty nine hundred.

1406
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,360
Dan said Philly, DC and Sacramento.

1407
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:07,240
You're so close to answer was Philly, Denver and San Francisco.

1408
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:08,360
Oh fuck.

1409
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:12,240
I knew I thought there was someone on the last.

1410
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:22,160
Tyler wins from the fucking Internet.

1411
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,160
Yeah.

1412
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,520
If you see a D on the coins, it's not Denver.

1413
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,520
He is Philadelphia.

1414
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:35,200
I thought the San Francisco is smaller, but this only has four G's on it.

1415
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,200
What?

1416
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,200
It's got G.

1417
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:49,960
Did you know if you look at the back of the five of the one dollar bill, that's the the

1418
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,960
all C.I.

1419
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:51,960
Yeah, of course.

1420
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:52,960
Yeah.

1421
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,960
Yeah.

1422
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:54,960
So that's like the free nation.

1423
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:55,960
Yeah, it's kind of fucking crazy.

1424
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:56,960
Yeah.

1425
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:07,120
It's kind of creepy that we have a president of our country now that does the Nazi.

1426
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,120
No, we don't.

1427
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,120
That was Elon Musk.

1428
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,120
Yeah, he's the president.

1429
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,120
He's not the president.

1430
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,120
It'd be cool if he was.

1431
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,120
He was.

1432
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,120
He's like the actual president.

1433
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:15,120
I'm good with that.

1434
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,120
I'm good with that.

1435
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,120
Dude, you have the worst takes in history.

1436
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,120
I'm good with a little.

1437
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,120
Sorry, go ahead, Tyler.

1438
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:20,120
Casey just has the fucking worst.

1439
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,120
I know I have the worst takes on everything.

1440
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,120
It's disgusting.

1441
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,120
I don't know how you live.

1442
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,120
It's gonna be good.

1443
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,120
Four years, dude.

1444
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1445
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1446
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1447
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:29,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1448
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1449
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,120
It's gonna be a travesty.

1450
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:37,640
It's gonna be a travesty.

1451
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:38,640
Just wait.

1452
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:39,640
Just wait.

1453
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,600
Dude, you've never even tried fascism on for size, bro.

1454
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,320
You just know what you heard about it.

1455
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:45,320
You didn't even live it.

1456
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:47,060
So why don't you just live it for a little bit?

1457
01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:48,060
Just try a little bit out and see what it's like.

1458
01:12:48,060 --> 01:12:51,060
I'm gonna pass on the next season.

1459
01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:53,060
Communism has killed more people than fascism.

1460
01:12:53,060 --> 01:12:54,060
Yeah, it has.

1461
01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:56,060
I don't know about that one.

1462
01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:57,060
I'm just joking, dude.

1463
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:58,060
I'm joking.

1464
01:12:58,060 --> 01:12:59,060
All right.

1465
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:02,060
Well, thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.

1466
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:05,060
Like us on Facebook.

1467
01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:08,060
And as always, be kind to yourselves.

1468
01:13:08,060 --> 01:13:11,060
And each other.

1469
01:13:11,060 --> 01:13:12,060
We out.

1470
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:13,060
Bye.

1471
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:15,160
For all we know, robots have souls.

1472
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,060
We just don't know if they do or don't.

1473
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,100
How do you know?

1474
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:23,580
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

1475
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:27,420
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

1476
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:30,420
Yeah, well, I see some real dubby stuff, right?

1477
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:34,420
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

1478
01:13:34,420 --> 01:13:35,420
Yes, we are.

1479
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:38,420
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

1480
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,420
I wonder if y'all got the idea about the new big game here.

1481
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,420
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

1482
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:45,420
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

1483
01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:48,420
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

1484
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:51,420
Oh, they're killing all the already-born babies

1485
01:13:51,420 --> 01:13:53,420
and selling them to the Chinese.

1486
01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:55,420
Aliens exist.

1487
01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:58,420
Somewhere in China, in some base,

1488
01:13:58,420 --> 01:13:59,420
What the fuck?

1489
01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:02,420
there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

1490
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:05,420
Anthropocasaur, they have dread,

1491
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:07,420
and super soldiers.

1492
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:10,420
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.

1493
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:12,420
They are aliens.

1494
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:14,420
I do not negotiate with them.

1495
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,420
What the fuck, they're not supposed to be.

1496
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:17,420
What?

1497
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:26,420
We gotta go to the fucking moon

1498
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:31,420
because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

1499
01:14:31,420 --> 01:14:33,420
He got killed by the CIA.

1500
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:36,420
JFK was killed by the government.

1501
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:39,420
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,

1502
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:41,420
feel them die of this virus.

1503
01:14:41,420 --> 01:14:44,420
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.

1504
01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:45,420
They're fucking gone.

1505
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:47,420
I've seen it happen.

1506
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:55,420
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

1507
01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:58,420
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you

1508
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:00,420
that you are going to be able to raise,

1509
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,420
and they are going to make them so fucking real.

1510
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:04,420
They're going to sink money into them,

1511
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:07,420
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,

1512
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,420
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

1513
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,420
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry,

1514
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:14,420
but let me tell you, their technology is out of social biology.

1515
01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:18,420
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

1516
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:23,420
We're only living in the third dimension.

1517
01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:45,420
Oh!

1518
01:15:53,420 --> 01:16:00,420
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

1519
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:02,420
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

1520
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,420
Okay, look it up.

1521
01:16:04,420 --> 01:16:07,420
Look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.

1522
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:10,420
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

1523
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:13,420
He says that he was doing it just to survive,

1524
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:14,420
but he fucking loved it.

1525
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:17,420
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

1526
01:16:17,420 --> 01:16:20,420
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?

1527
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:22,420
He's not fucking doing this shit.

1528
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:24,420
George Soros is fucking evil.

1529
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:26,420
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

1530
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:29,420
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

1531
01:16:29,420 --> 01:16:31,420
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

1532
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,420
Everybody's like, Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

1533
01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:35,420
Donald Trump, right?

1534
01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:38,420
Donald Trump, he's not the actual fucking leader.

1535
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:41,420
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

1536
01:16:41,420 --> 01:16:42,420
It's everyone out there.

1537
01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:45,420
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool.

1538
01:16:45,420 --> 01:16:48,420
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool,

1539
01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:53,420
he made like a place for all of us.