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Welcome to the All-Town Road, All-Town Road podcast.
Episode 93.
We're here at Dan's crib.
We're taking it on the road.
We're out here in Amish, smoking big doigs.
Got Dan and Tyler here.
And the Don Juan version of Old Town Road.
How many Don Juan versions do you have now?
I have a lot. I did a lot of covers of songs.
Don Juan wasn't allowed out here because he got lynched.
He got lynched?
Yeah.
It's real.
Yeah, when you said you lived in a not urban area, I did not realize how not urban this was.
How far out it was.
Yeah.
I do have to mention we are in front of a live studio audience tonight.
There is a live audience here for the first time.
This is our first time with a live studio audience.
Yeah. Yeah, it's good practice.
Studio of one.
Yeah, just one person.
All right.
So I got something to get off my chest about the gym that I went to today and I was fucking pissed.
What happened at the gym, Tyler?
I'm going to the gym again, getting in shape for my wedding, all that shit.
But Dan, you know gym etiquette pretty well, I'm guessing.
You don't talk to somebody with headphones on.
You don't stand in someone's mirror space, all that shit.
Well, I had a 70 year old woman that broke all the cardinal rules of gym etiquette to me.
So I was I think I was doing curls on a bench like in front of a mirror.
And I think you've been to ABC before, right?
Where is it?
It's in Latham.
No.
Well, there's basically there's like a like a like a power lifting section and then like a standard like machine section.
So I was in like the section where like people are doing like power lifts and stuff.
So I'm curling I think 35s or something.
And I was sitting there and this bitch just comes up to me like I was like getting like warmed up to do 40s after the 35s.
Like I dropped those ones and I had the 40s like hanging down and I'm sitting there like trying to get like all right.
I'm going to do this.
And some old lady like I was I closed my eyes and I opened it up and I shit you not.
There's a 70 year old lady just in my face like this.
And she just goes Mike what do you what?
And she's she not me.
She takes off my headphones and I'm like excuse me.
She goes can I take a picture of the machine you're using?
And I'm like I looked around.
I'm like I'm not on a machine like what machine are you talking about?
She's like the bench that thing that you're on that machine that you're on.
I'm like the bench.
And she's like yeah that.
I'm like lady you can't do that.
I'm like fine.
I got up and she took a picture.
She's like thank you Sonny.
And I'm like I was going to fucking punch a 70 year old woman for fucking doing that shit.
First of all you got into you got into my face.
And then second of all you took my headphones off.
Don't I almost lost my fucking mind when she did that.
Because she just came over and just went you want with my headphones.
I'm like don't fucking touch those.
And I'm like I'm never like I you know I always tell you guys I go to the gym at like 12 a.m.
This is the reason why I don't go to the gym during the daytime because fuckers like that.
They just come up like well excuse me.
Can I can I.
I'm like what are you taking a picture of.
It's a fucking bench.
There's four next to me that are empty.
And she's like I'm going to do this.
And I'm like what are you even doing here old lady you're like fucking 75.
And she just goes and then waddles away.
I'm like what the fuck.
And then I just threw off my rhythm.
So I was only able to do like five at each hand.
I'm like I like I can't.
It just threw like it literally threw off my entire workout after that because it just like threw off the entire rhythm of everything.
Dude it's enraging when somebody interrupts you while you're exercising.
Yeah.
It's like it's because you're like hormones and everything your blood pressure is up.
And then somebody comes along and interrupts you.
It's just like fucking.
Yeah. And then another like like another thing happened today at the gym.
I was literally I was I was I was I was dumbbell benching like just doing a dumbbell bench with my headphones on.
And another old dude just comes up and taps me on the shoulder when I have the weight in the air.
He goes are you almost done with your with your work.
I'm like dude what the fuck.
I literally have fucking 40 pounds above my face right now.
Actually 80 pounds because you know like either both hands.
But I'm like if I drop this it drops on my fucking head and kills me.
Like don't do that.
And then I'm just walking around and seeing fucking retards who've never been to the gym before because you know February January fucking whatever today.
And they're doing exercise that I'm like you're going to rip your fucking arm out of your socket doing that.
Like some dude was doing the rope pull downs with one arm and like pulling it like this.
And I'm like what the fuck are you doing.
Like it literally made the rope go through like the loop and then let's get caught on the loop.
And he's just pulling it and he's going like this with it.
And I'm like what the fuck are you guys doing.
I'm like you guys are going to fucking hurt yourself.
I love when they go to the gym on impractical jokers.
Like there's one where they just are like the guy has to go around and like tell everybody with a tattoo how gay their tattoo looks.
And he's like you're like go up to this the biggest guy in here and tell him nice ponytail cupcake.
Fuck.
I got my eyes.
Yeah that guy on impractical jokers he was a firefighter.
Which one?
Q.
Oh is that what his name is?
Yeah because he's on the What Say You podcast.
Oh yeah.
He was a fucking firefighter.
FDNY yeah.
That doesn't make sense to me.
That doesn't seem right.
Why because he's a goofball?
No just because of just the way he looks.
He looks like a goober.
When I think of FDNY like you know I know like we know firefighters and they don't all look like the TV shows.
But when I think of like FDNY I'm still thinking like the TV show firefighters.
I don't think a fucking Q.
Yeah there was an episode where they were like making fun of him for being a firefighter.
So he had them do all the drills that the firefighters have to do.
And Sal couldn't even like get up two steps on the ladder.
The ladder truck.
Really?
Was he like scared or like physically couldn't do?
No both.
He physically couldn't get up there because he was too scared.
Dude I was doing at my old volunteer agency we had the big stick which was the longest like ladder truck in the city that we had.
And I think it was like fucking eight stories or something.
And you had to climb all of it.
There was no boom on it.
You just had to climb it.
And I'm like this fucking sucks.
Like you had to climb all the way up fucking just with your fucking gear on.
I'm like this fucking sucks.
But the view from the top was pretty nice.
Like whatever I got up top I'm like this is nice.
And I'm like I got to get down now.
How high is it?
It's like 200 feet or something.
Something like that.
It's like 280 something like it was like really fucking tall.
Dude that's like nauseating.
Yeah like it was like it was the tallest.
I mean well the area that I was in had like a couple like high rise apartments that were like you know seven to eight stories.
So I'm like dude this sucks.
Like my volunteer agency specialty was foam and the ladder truck.
And we just got the foam like within like the last like 10 years.
Fucking foam that gives you cancer.
Yeah.
So if I get cancer I can you know be like I got to use the firefighter foam.
You have to do that thing where you have to crawl through the pipe with the really small pipe with all your gear on.
What are you talking about?
What?
Don't you have to like do some kind of claustrophobic thing where you have to crawl through like a small pipe?
I mean certain like drills and stuff you have to do that in.
It's not that bad.
Like it like you don't feel that tightened in.
Like the only thing that sucks is that it keeps banging on your fucking your pack.
So it makes like a dinging sound because like somebody's like pushing it down to like make it like tighter on you.
And like you know it's all training and stuff.
So if you like fucking panic somebody could you know just get you out.
But like the only thing that the most annoying part for me was the dinging sound or the fucking the pack like just getting hit with it.
And it was just going ding ding ding ding. I'm like can you stop it.
Fucking annoying.
And like I just crawled through and then just it's one of those things.
The worst was firefighter survival.
That sucked.
Fucking you have to get wrapped up in a fucking hose like that gets wrapped around you and then they blindfold you and then you have to get the you got to get out of like the hose that you're trapped in.
And that one was fucking weird.
I was like that sucked because like you have to do in like X amount of minutes.
I forgot what it was.
But like I was like trying to get the fucking like if I like once I found the nozzle I could start like maneuvering it back out and just kind of doing one of those.
But it's just like the more you thrash the tighter it got.
So I kind of just relax myself and then tried to find like the nozzle and I'd be like doing like this with my hands just trying to feel where it was.
And I'm like there it is.
And I just pushed it out and then it just progressively got looser to the point where I was able to get out of it.
Is this firefighter one.
No that's it.
That's a separate course is firefighter survival.
Oh yeah.
I wouldn't be able to do that to claustrophobic.
Yeah firefighter survival you have to do a bunch of like weird shit.
However it's it was fun.
It was pretty fun.
I did get I did get sprayed with the foam completely though.
So you know I got cancer or some shit.
Yeah they wouldn't allow that now.
No no it was by mistake.
They didn't like just spray me with the foam like on purpose.
Like I just got covered in it because I was you know working with it.
But like fire extinguisher phone.
No like the like the the fucking.
It's not fire extinguisher foam it's like a foam specifically made for like oil and stuff because through my jurisdiction we had the oil trains that go down to Albany.
And if one of those caught on fire we needed the foam for it.
So because water won't put that out and like sometimes down in down in the area where I was they would just have the oil tankers that are just fucking sitting there.
And even if there's no oil in it there's residual like you know oil slicks on like the walls and stuff.
If even that caught on fire that'll burn for like fucking weeks.
And it's really toxic smoke.
That's why my property value is so low because you know there's a risk of you know turning into fucking what's that place in Ohio that had like the oil train.
Yeah.
I forgot the name of it.
But yeah it like any day oil tanker could just explode in my fucking you know I had to evacuate my house for you know two years.
That's like everywhere in New York State.
Yeah.
There's like railroad tracks everywhere.
The closer you are to railroad tracks the less your property value is.
Which is really funny.
But like and the funniest part is I've lived next to railroad tracks my entire life like my house has been like two blocks away from railroad tracks my whole life.
Oh yeah I used to.
I loved it.
I really like because of the like the 3 a.m. train would come through almost every day and like it was relaxing to me because I could hear like the whistle from farther away.
You get used to it.
Yeah and like and like you see like the like the wheels like going on like each of the things and it just becomes like a calming sensation like up trains coming.
Yeah it still wakes you up though.
Not really not anymore.
No.
Like even like where I live now I live like I'm probably like four blocks away from the train the train tracks and I can still hear it like you know the thing that sucks for me though is I have the highway behind me and I had the train tracks four blocks away from me.
Like literally there's my house a nature trail and then the highway.
And then the other way is four blocks and then a railroad.
So I'm like no matter what time of night I hear fucking tractor trailers doing the word.
I'm like the jake.
Yeah I'm like yeah there it goes.
That's a good impression.
Do that again.
I'm like okay.
And like when I got what other impressions you got.
That was good.
I got I got a couple of them I want to be a clown.
Never tell you guys I tried to go to clown college.
I knew the type of person who would do that.
I knew the clown porn fetish.
I wanted I tried to go to clown college like that was like not a joke.
You still can.
No you can't.
It got shut down like three years ago.
It's called the HBCC.
Hey fuck that dude.
I went there I loved HBCC.
No I didn't know I went there for nursing.
I also went there too.
We all went there.
We're all alumni.
Yeah except for Allymack.
Allymack didn't.
Fucking fuck.
Fuck all this shit.
Whatever.
Blip that out.
But yeah I tried to go to clown college which is a real thing.
It was Barnum and Bailey circus clown college.
And then you get it's free.
It's 100 percent free.
But it also has a statistically lower acceptance rate than Harvard.
Dude Steve was talking about that.
Yeah.
I was trying to go to that college.
I think he did go to it.
He did.
Yeah.
He graduated from there.
Yeah.
Because you can get you can get when if you go there and you get quote unquote financial
aid you get ten thousand dollars to make a clown costume.
No shit.
Yeah.
And you have to do like you have to make your own clown paint on eggs and then it gets put
into the clown like museum so no one else can use your face paint because each each
clown's face paint is their own thing.
Like every clown has a different face paint and like it's kind of like a clown fingerprint
that they have their own face paint and they like in the clown museum if you graduate clown
college your your egg that you painted is in there.
No one else can use your face paint.
It's kind of like a trademark for clowns.
You get government grants to go to clown college.
It's free.
So it's free tuition.
Yeah.
It's free tuition.
And then if you're good enough the top I think 10 percent of class got like invited to be
in the Barnum and Bailey like actual like circus act and then the rest were just kind
of let out to the world.
And what are these people.
So actually I can look this up.
There's some really famous alumni from there.
Obviously Steve-O.
Steve-O is one.
They just let him out into the world.
Yeah.
Local college.
No it's in like Pennsylvania or Ohio.
And then they wander into Casey's ER.
That's homeless people.
Right.
Yeah.
I was.
Let's see.
I was talking about the train.
So I used to live in this like train town where the only thing that was going on was
like the trains basically.
And so me and my friends would hang out on the on the railroad tracks.
And my friend showed me this place that was like it was very like a nice like stream and
there's a bridge going over the tracks.
And he's like yeah this is a spot where we chill like no no trains ever come back this
way.
So like one day I was just like I had a fight with my ex and I was sitting on the train
tracks.
I just.
Oh my God.
I just hear the train coming.
I'm just sitting on the fucking tracks.
Hear the train coming.
And there's like a turn before the bridge.
I'm like oh yeah it's just gonna go that way.
It wasn't.
The train just keeps coming.
So I just sprinted off the bridge.
And like the guy like saw me.
He was like very close to me.
He saw me just run into the woods.
Rode my bike home as fast as I could.
You almost got me.
So notable alumni are Albert Atler.
I don't know who that is.
Stephen Banks.
Morton Dean.
Bill Irwin.
Penn Jillette.
So you know the comedian guy.
Michael Gredow.
Steve-O and Steve TJ Tattersmith.
I've only ever heard of Penn Jillette.
Oh Steve-O went there too.
Steve-O went there.
Who the fuck is Albert Atler?
Oh he was a he was just a clown clown.
Stephen Banks.
He was in SpongeBob.
Steve-O sounds like the kind of guy that would go to a clown college.
I'd go to clown college.
Do you think your parents would be proud of you?
My parents told me if I ever tried to go to clown college they'd disown me.
I don't think it was a bad idea but they did.
They also told me being a comedian was a bad idea and they said that.
Well basically you're now a comedian right because you're on the podcast.
Fuck you mom and dad.
Do you think it would be more ridiculous to go to art school or to clown college?
I went to art school.
That's like the point.
My parents paid to go to art school but they wouldn't let me go to clown college for free.
So who's the real clowns there?
Let's be honest.
But yeah I went to fucking art school which was the dumbest thing that I I still hate
that I went to art school.
Yeah I was listening to you talking about that.
I was listening to that episode where you're talking about art school and Ali Max like
oh the best painters didn't go to school but actually they did like Da Vinci Van Gogh.
They actually had like training.
They actually went to school for years to be artists.
Yeah there's always the fucking there's always it's kind of like the the whole argument.
It's just like well well Einstein did his best work when he was a patent clerk.
It's just like yeah that's fucking whatever.
However that's because he saw other people's work right.
But like didn't we talk about this?
Yeah yeah.
Wasn't that my fucking theory?
That he stole other people's work as a patent.
Yeah yeah you did say that.
Yeah the fuck man.
Yeah but like.
Nice classes.
But yeah when Ali Mac was just when Ali Mac was saying yeah it's like uh you know the
best artists didn't go to art school it's just like well that's not true because what
Casey was saying that like all like the classical ones were in like some sort of art training.
There's like there's exceptions to the rule.
Like if you're like modern artists will say quote unquote modern artists don't really
go to art school.
Like Banksy and stuff but we don't even know who Banksy is which is I still find pretty
interesting that like this guy who's been doing like graffiti and like art for like
the last like 20 years still we have no idea who this fucking guy is.
I saw that one where he like published the picture and then once it sold he like cut
it in half.
Oh yeah he automatically cut it in half by itself.
He gave it to a museum and like he just goes it was there was a button that says once sold
press this button.
And they're like all right like he sold it for like a half of like a million and a half
dollars 1.5 million and they're like and they're like all right now press the button this is
what Banksy said and it just shreds the fucking art piece.
And I'm like that's fucking like actually it was worth more after that.
Yeah but I'm like that's fucking hysterical.
Banksy is fucking so funny because he just says fuck you to everything in the art world
and like he's one of the best artists that we have currently.
I've never heard of him.
I did hear about that painting that cut itself in half.
Banksy I would probably say is probably one of my favorites like artists that we got right
now just due to the fact because I take some inspiration from him like because I used to
be a graffiti artist like myself.
Did he do one that was just like a fucking banana just pinned to the wall.
No that was someone else.
That was someone else.
Banksy actually does like things that almost all his things have meaning.
That shit sold for like like a million dollars.
Yeah and then it rotted away to nothing.
No I actually read that when you're when they pay the million dollars they're not actually
buying the actual banana.
They're just buying the right to do that and say that this is the painting.
Like they buy the canvas and you're allowed to put any banana on it at any time and it
will still be the painting.
That's absolutely fucking stupid.
Yeah.
But yeah Banksy is probably one of my favorites.
Banksy Bob Ross.
I like his paintings.
A famous Austrian painter that will not be named Hitler.
Hitler.
The joke is one of your favorites.
Actually he does have some pretty decent art though.
Have you ever seen Hitler's art.
I'm gonna.
I'm looking it up right now.
Look up a painting by Hitler.
But you know what's creepy.
There's no soul behind the painting.
Like if you look at it there's no like feeling behind it.
It's just a painting.
That's pretty good actually.
Yeah.
It's like architecture.
Like just.
I don't know man.
It's pretty good.
Hitler painted this shit.
Oh shit.
This is like he actually painted like the Virgin Mary.
The famous Austrian painter.
And nothing else.
Are these.
You think these photos still exist today.
Like somewhere in a museum.
I think they do still have copies of Hitler's paintings.
But.
He's not a bad artist.
Oh yeah.
They're showing.
They're showing the paintings are like locked away in like a safe in this vault thing.
Yeah.
Oh they're in the US Army Center of Military History.
Do you think Hitler paint like had his own paintings in like his like his palace like
up in the fucking the crow's nest.
He probably probably loved himself.
Or the eagle's nest.
Yeah he's the eagle's nest.
But.
Did you ever see the eagle's nest like at the end of World War Two.
So.
That was like Hitler's like personal like escape bunker in the fucking the fucking mountains
of Germany.
Basically.
Like the.
But it was under Berlin.
No that was his that was his like panic.
Your bunker.
That was his panic bunker.
Like his main like like like if he was able to escape and get to like a place that was
defendable it was called the eagle's nest.
And it was on top of fucking a mountain in like the middle of Germany.
And like it didn't even look like a bunker.
It looked like a palace inside of a bunker.
And like the US soldiers that like captured it like after like like towards the end of
the war.
They're going through and they're taking like fucking like you know super expensive bottles
of brandy fucking gold plated silverware.
Fucking they're taking all this shit like they're just going through fucking Hitler's
gold pistol.
They actually have Hitler's gold pistol in a museum right now.
And it was made by Walter Pete like what you know the Walter PPK.
You ever see that gun like the small like little like Russian looking handgun.
Basically it's it's it's basically like a gun that you can fit almost in like the palm
of your hand.
Like if you did it like this it was it's pretty small but it's entirely made out of gold and
it has a it has a pearl handle that has a little swastika and it says Adolf Hitler on
it.
Yeah.
How much do you think that's worth.
Oh it's they said it's worth like fucking millions because I think a private collector
just bought it.
Yeah that's dank dude.
Yeah.
Are you looking it up.
It's sick dude isn't it.
It's fucking awesome.
It says AH.
It looks like something out of fucking Harry Potter.
It looks like a fucking Call of Duty camo.
It looks like a Call of Duty World War 2 camo.
I can't picture Hitler just sitting and painting these.
Well I watched a documentary or what's it called when they have like the.
What the fuck is that one.
What.
It's just like some random dude just going sitting by this little girl's window.
It's like reaching her window is fucking weird.
Fuck I think it's called making of a monster or history's monsters or something and it's
like a doc.
It's like a docu drama series and it's about like the life of Hitler and basically Hitler
didn't know who his dad was because his mom slept around a lot and fucking Hitler also
was a weak child like like physically weak comparatively to most children his age and
when he signed up for the military he almost got denied in World War 1 because he was too
weak for it and he was deemed too weak for frontline combat so he made him a courier
like a military courier and he would like run back and forth between like generals and
stuff giving messages back and forth and I'm sure we all know the story of Hitler and the
British soldier pointed a gun at each other like in like one of like the like in like
a no man land trench and then they both didn't shoot each other like type thing because that's
like a doc that's a documented story like in his like memoirs he's like there's a British
soldier and we both kind of pointed our guns at each other and then we both kind of raised
our guns and then we went our separate ways that British soldier could have killed Hitler
right there.
Yeah but that guy feels bad.
Yeah but like and then like Hitler after the war got arrested for being a political radical
in prison he got like a palace suite like you know how um.
Was he though?
Was he a political radical?
Yes he's Hitler.
You think?
But I was talking about what was I saying oh he like you know how Al Capone and Alcatraz
had like a fucking like you know throne and like a whole bunch of other stupid shit that's
how Hitler's cell was.
Eventually Hitler broke out or didn't break out but like he got released on like quote
unquote good behavior and then he started you know the whole like Nazi party but there's
always something that Hitler was better at than almost everyone else on the planet was
he was charismatic as shit and like he was able to talk to people and like get them to
do what he wanted almost every time.
Like he was like.
That's how you get power.
Yeah.
Like it was like like it was known to like everybody that like Hitler was was like able
to like he had like a silver tongue like almost but my favorite part about Hitler's story
uh that's a that's a real funny sentence.
This is the Hitler episode.
My funny.
I mean it's just like Trump right?
It's a charisma.
It's just like him.
Just like him.
Exactly like him.
Hey Casey.
But like Hitler had a I think I've talked about this before but he had the Vril Society
I don't know I think I talked about it on the podcast I've had to talk about it on the
podcast.
Hitler's supernatural forces that he had this to yeah that was like episode like to yeah
Hitler fucking love the supernatural and he kept on trying to find relics of Christ and
they they the the documentation that they had was that Hitler was trying to piece together
the entire true cross of Jesus Christ get the spear of longinus which is the spear that
stabbed Jesus and the the the nails of Helena which are the nails that Jesus was nailed
with and then the crown of thorns which is still in the in Notre Dame Cathedral or Notre
Dame.
Is it actually it's actually still there yeah.
How do they know that was the crown they did they did test on it they did they did blood
samples off of it like the blood seeped into the crown they have Jesus's DNA they have
Jesus DNA yeah so technically they could clone Jesus what's not cloning you could you could
bring them back.
I want Jesus clone yeah I feel like a Jesus clone.
That would be you have his genetic information dude a Jesus clone would be the fucking anti-Christ
dude he would just be Jesus you'd look like every other Middle Eastern Mediterranean guy
so they actually when they when they did like the the shroud of tauren which is another
like a religious relic the shroud of tauren recently was proven that it was fucking real
because they did a they did a sample of it like I think 30 years ago and they took it
from the edge but the edge was actually sewn onto a newer fabric so when they took the
edge of like the fabric and then did like carbon dating on it it came back to only like
a hundred years like or like 300 years ago and so the 2000 and then they're like oh so
this disproves the shroud of tauren and they're like how about we take it from like the middle
area of it and when they took it out not only did it have did it come back to over 2000
years or about 2000 years old there was human blood DNA on it and it was singed in a way
that was we don't have they didn't have the ability to singe cloth that way back then
so if you look at the shroud of tauren like pull that up Jamie the shroud of tauren basically
it looks like a photonegative of Jesus on like a like a tarp thing and yeah I've seen
that and basically they're like with the technology that they had back then and even if like the
technology that they had back then the it had radiation on it it had radiation on it
because they're like when they tested it they're like there's no reason for this to have radiation
on it that's not actually Jesus that is this was this was made in the year 1300 Casey I
literally just told you the fucking the new documentation on it that's the old documentation
they haven't updated it yet how'd they get Jesus's image on there it was fucking because
Jesus fucking rose from the dead underneath it oh so this has a supernatural origin yes
Jesus fucking rose from the dead underneath it and it imprinted his image on it there's
there's several artifacts how that works I think you have to have like exposure photography
like a dark they didn't have fucking negatives back then Casey it was fucking zero ad actually
was 35 ad looks like a ghost kind of like well he was a fucking ghost at that point
dude who would who would have saved it though who would have saved the apostles you think
they would have saved a bed sheet no they did because it had fucking Jesus's fucking
photo negative image on it dude fucking and then they did a photo negative analysis of
it and like after they did the photo a negative analysis of it they're like holy shit this
this is what like it would look like and they're like this is a photo negative and they're
like there's no way that this that this could have happened even if it was in the 1300s
Casey they didn't have fucking photo negatives back then so it's a real weird fucking thing
I think we should just clone Jesus and like I don't think we should clone Jesus and we
can just test if he can do miracles that's not it wouldn't be the same Jesus I would
be the same you know DNA it wouldn't be the same Jesus like it like that same Jesus that
lived do you think clones have souls because I don't clone I mean they have to have some
course like if they're cloned you right now would the other clone have a soul no I'd kill
it because it wouldn't have a soul if if if we end up getting cloning technology would
killing a clone be the same charge as killing a human you think probably like an AI robot
or something also yeah that's another good point would an AI robot with a robot who is
but twins have souls they have the same DNA that's not the same thing dude that's literally
just a natural a natural way of nature cloning things is having Casey also you just you just
admitted that souls were a real thing I never said that souls can exist but they could exist
but it with the placement of a soul that means that there has to be some sort of afterlife
maybe some sort of religious truth out there yeah I believe in like the possibility of
an afterlife I mean obviously if I believe in ghosts you know there's evidence of do
you believe in a god well no just because just because I'm not saying it has to be the
Christian God but do you believe that there is a higher power that created us no and just
because there's an afterlife doesn't mean there has to be a higher power that that's
you're contradicting yourself if there's no if there's an afterlife that that means that
a higher power had to create that afterlife for us no doesn't could just be like the world
that just started with the Big Bang for no reason where the fuck would like then how
come aren't there fucking ghosts literally everywhere there are we just don't pay attention
to them right like there's probably ghosts hey motorcycle guy you out there yeah there's
probably ghosts in uh in dance board we have to we have a uh a ghost hunt this episode
many ghosts ghost hunt yeah but um fuck like it's just like it's one of those things where
so you believe that that humans have a soul okay you right I think the possibility of
soul existing do you find it weird how we have electricity in our body with no like
like reason for it like how like how our hearts based on electricity from like the SA node
and all that shit yeah the electricity comes to just comes from like potassium and sodium
yeah but like isn't it fucking weird that we have electricity in our body like just
just coursing through it like well we we evolved to generate the electricity from what an evolution
would make electricity happen inside of our body because you need something to beat the
heart so it doesn't it doesn't make sense though like and you need like biological beings
we shouldn't have electricity in us you need electricity to make your muscles contract
like all living organisms yeah but it's still like god create all living organisms so that
that little piece of god and everything is that electricity that helps like do stuff
what you eating there big guy electricity electricity is proof of god I mean if you
look at fucking back in like the the olden days electricity aka lightning was was proof
that Zeus existed was proof that Thor existed you know because we couldn't explain what
election what what thought like what lightning was we just thought it was from the gods I
don't know it's obviously conundrum because if you have like obviously if you have a ghost
that means the person had to have a soul in order for that do you think we have souls
I think we do I believe we have souls I think we do where do you think the soul goes after
we die I think I think we're here to learn a lesson and I think after we die I think
we either move on to the next level or if we didn't learn those lessons we stay here
so you think in like a reincarnation cycle type thing kind of but like if you don't if
you don't learn the lessons that you were sent here to learn right like you didn't learn
like compassion and you didn't feel this and shit you didn't feel enough pain and you didn't
suffer and make enough sacrifices like you get another round right you go on again so
like somebody who's like an Elon Musk let's say like somebody who's like fucking like
ridiculously wealthy and doesn't really struggle that much do you think that he would have
another round I don't think he wants struggles at all that's what I'm saying but do you think
Elon would have a another cycle to keep going Elon is going straight to hell there's no
question about it he doesn't get another chance no I think he beat the game I think I think
he learned all the lessons yeah he became a richest man in the world he bought the presidency
what else tomorrow do you need so I actually power anybody in the world I don't necessarily
subscribe to it but I thought it was an interesting theory where it's um I think it was a story
online I read actually it might not even be a theory but it was it every like everybody
has a soul because it's the same soul from the same person but they have to live every
single person's life before they can go on to the next life that sounds like a fucking
nightmare yeah oh yeah I gotta go live every pedophile and murderer's life yeah like fuck
that dude but like like that's like but like the theory is that like your soul is the is
an egg of a new god and in order to become the new god you have to live through every
single person's life I think reincarnation is actually the most plausible kind of belief
how would reincarnation work to you though Casey basically you just you die and your
soul goes into a new body so you have another chance at life you learn I don't think I'd
want to I don't think I'd want another one like you know I think that I'd be content
with the life I'm living and but the thing is if if we were reincarnated it would be
interesting if we were able to keep the memories of our old lives because if we were able to
keep the memories of our old lives then we could constantly learn and constantly get
better as we went and that's one of the reasons why I don't think reincarnation is a thing
specifically if reincarnation was an actual cycle to better yourself wouldn't if you're
in a cycle to better yourself you wouldn't you like a higher power that made like a reincarnation
cycle or something be like okay you had the memories of your past life they do there's
kids though that have memories of their no but like throughout your whole life like remembering
your whole like your whole life's all the lives that you lived so you can learn from
the mistakes of your past life to not make them in your current life I think you can
still learn from your mistakes without remembering it because you like you still know the feeling
of like what to do basically Dan I don't know your actual religious views do you believe
in a god yeah you know uh dude I kind of believe in like just this eternal power right of the
universe like I I kind of explained this before with the bee and the flower like if you know
by our human metrics a bee and a flower are separate organisms yeah but one can't live
without the other okay like you can't have flowers without bees and you can't bees without
flowers so are they actually separate organisms and we think that our organism ends at the
boundaries of our skin but then do you include the bacteria that live on your skin that are
part of your biome your skin biome do you include it's like where do you where do you
stop where does it actually stop where does the boundary between me and you actually stop
and I think that we're actually all kind of the same thing we're we're all part of the
same thing interesting we're one giant organism and do you think that there was a higher power
to design that um well dude it definitely feels like like humans are always seeking
a purpose like humans always come to religion right like without any intervention right
Native Americans had religion yeah they had fucking you know the the giant sky turtle
and um like the the demons of the of the woods and stuff like there and like one of the things
in religion there's always a good and a bad like that's what I find in most religions
I look at is that there's always I'll just put it in in Christian terms there's always
a god and there's always a devil there's always a right and a righteous and an evil thing
that's out there there's always a a a person that's a thing that is above us all that is
create us all that is all knowing all good and there's a thing that is evil that is trying
to pull us down to him so god the god is trying to raise us up and the devil is trying to
pull us down and it's the choices that we make it's always your choice to follow which
side you want to go with and there's like in almost every single organized religion
in almost every single like religion in general there's always a good there's always a bad
it's always your choice to to follow which one you're trying to follow right well people
had to invent religion because they needed a way to explain things they had no explanation
for like why does the sun come up every day you know like if you didn't know the reason
behind that you would have to create a reason otherwise everybody would just freak out like
where is this coming from and then once once you figure it out like with science then it's
like the old way of thinking is kind of obsolete I think atheists lesbians and vegans all exist
because grocery stores exist and I feel I feel like I feel like if you had to go out
and grow the food yourself like you would just you would believe in god like dude it's
insane that a fucking even like an apple just thinking about how an apple grows that's absolutely
wild like all the biology that goes into that just for you to eat a fucking apple and it's
like the apple isn't even a good thing that you want that's like the shitty thing that's
in the way of like the actual food you want to eat like it's incredible that just biology
is just amazing it's a crazy crazy thing and I know that you were latter-day saints was
that you know so like when you were younger and they did they take you to church and stuff
like every like weekend and shit dude three times a week three times a week three times
a fucking week two hours on Tuesday two hours on Sunday one hour on Saturday that's all
good nightmare that's yeah it was it really was like a cold right I read that I read that
literature that you sent me about it and I'm like this shit's fucking did you read that
book yeah that shit's fucking no it is fucking wild bro they think that the United Nations
is the final world power before Armageddon yeah before the world's destroyed it's they
compare every like world power to one of the beasts in the book of Revelation yeah I was
reading I'm like what the fuck well it's all like base and numerology and shit like very
cult like bro very very cold it is out there and it's like at face value I was talking
to a medic I'm not gonna say from which agency maybe later yeah yeah but he's like I was
talking about Jehovah's Witnesses and he's like he's like oh no they're just like you
know another non non like major religion I'm like yeah I mean my parents were Jehovah's
Witnesses so I kind of know so are they still Jehovah's Witnesses yeah yeah so I went until
I was 16 dude until I had a car and I could not go and I can go do something else you
know your parents were they mad that you didn't want to be come with Jehovah's Witness yeah
I mean but they didn't it was forced down my throat while naturally yeah of course right
it was forced down my throat up until about like seven sixteen seventeen and then after
that I could get away and they knew there's like I wasn't coming back you know but um
yeah what was your question again what'd you say were your parents mad that they didn't
do it oh yeah I mean there's always disappointment dude it's like it's kind of like a big disappointment
if your kid doesn't stay in the religion yeah yeah that's like frowned upon it like does
not look good for you you know but yeah I mean if you're six what what six-year-old
wants to be hope become a Jehovah's Witness though dude I guarantee you there's some that
are like brainwashed enough bro there are people that are hook line and sinker members
of my family hook line and sinker just no way about it like really yeah and you know
man I used to like rattle their cage a little bit I used to be like oh what about this and
what about this and I'd like find clear holes in their story about things they believed
and I stopped doing that because even though like look there's there's a lot of paths to
the same thing right and even though I don't believe everything they believe in I don't
believe a lot of what they believe in I think they're tapping into something that a lot
of religions tap into into a feeling into a positive energy that when other people come
around and they have the same thoughts and the same ideas and they're trying to stay
on like a righteous path if you want to say that or whatever you're tapping into something
that's good in the sense of community and it the minutiae doesn't matter whether whether
you believe you know what happens you know after this life you know how did it all come
to be like whatever it can all be different doesn't matter it's it's what you're tapping
into it's a good it's a generally positive thing and they they want to go knock on people's
doors to bring them into it because they found something that they think is good are those
the fucking door knockers yeah big time yeah I was waiting for one of those to come to
my door so you just get into a huge political me to religious debate with me too and they
came to my door and like here yeah no shit actually I would just know them and they're
like they knew not to waste their time on me really yeah they're just like oh hey oh
how's it going up nice to see okay see you later I'd be like I'm gay can I still join
right yeah you can be an nph what's an nph a non-practicing homosexual yeah you can
be gay you can be gay you just can't do anything I thought they shunned the gay people they
do but they still you know wanted to come get those numbers up oh no it's that's not
what they do it's that is a thing not practicing do they do like the whole like pray the gay
away shit no they don't do conversion therapy but if you want to hear something funny right
my my mom was always telling me she's like she's like yeah my cousin is he's some big
wig some psychological big wig like at some college or something and I'm like oh okay
and I didn't really think anything of it and then when I went to Greece to see my mom she
was talking about it again and she's like she mentioned his name and she's like and
I was just asking her some more questions like you know what did what like where was
he a professor or whatever and she's like here's his name look him up so I look him
up and he was head of the American Psychological Association the prerogative yeah and this
is back in like the 70s and 80s and dude he was so into conversion therapy like it was
like his thing Jehovah's Witness no no but um he uh let's go shock therapy and shit
no conversion like trying to convert homosexuals and he said he claimed that I pence he claimed
that it worked and uh well what was the other thing he was like instrumental in getting
like phd's like making that certificate a thing really it does work because if every
gay person kills themselves then you don't have any more gay people it worked right but
yeah I think he was like adamant about it until like the day he died but um I think
and later on I think he said like it was more like if somebody he's not saying somebody
who wants to be gay he's saying somebody who's gay but they don't want to be like there's
I know some gay guys that don't want to be gay well I do I've met gay guys who didn't
want to be gay they're like I don't want to be gay it's just how I am right right so
it's like you're gay and you like it he's not talking about those people he's talking
about the ones that are like you know like the ones that are like I don't want to be
gay right they're gay and they're like I want I want like well those people just don't want
to be treated like like a gay person you know they want like the stigma there's a lot of
there's like there's there is a minority of gay guys that are like really just like I
really wish that I wasn't gay not even because like the stigma thingers like I just wish
I wasn't I wish I was you wish you were gay bro are you kidding me you know how much easier
your life would be they do have the best music dude you just fucking go on grinder you can
fucking bang five dudes on the way home yeah just like you get as much as you want whenever
you want do you hear the mega past what just happened we are the fucking worst podcasts
of all time check check Dan you still in my still on dude but hold on hold on I want to
touch on that before you go on like you don't think like like you know you just fucking
bang a dude out and then you're like hey let's go work on the fucking car let's play some
video games like if I was a girl I want to be a lesbian for sure I don't want to look
at a fucking penis dude penises are weird like no fucking kid but like let's be fucking
let's be real fucking there's no there's there's no reason that women should be straight penises
are fucking terrible looking they look like fucking little aliens that are just sticking
out of your fucking crotch they're they're both strange they're they're real they like
yeah both both sex organs are real weird looking like you know one looks like an axe wound
and one looks like an alien I don't think there's gay guys out there who are like man
I wish I loved pussy like I just wish I loved this thing like no they don't they don't care
half of my why I'm saying this is I'm trying to get a reaction out of the live studio audience
how's that going for you but the mega pastor that I was talking about along the lines of
praying the gay away this mega pastor was like super like anti-gay like all his sermons
were like anti-gay all this stuff and it was found out that the guy that he was buying
meth off of he was having a gay affair with like for like 20 years so that he had but
he left the church to to find himself and then he came back and he's just like we prayed
the gay away also I'm no longer on meth and he's like the meth is what made me gay it
could be actually the meth makes you gay well so dude Pfizer I did we talk about how Pfizer
got sued with the chicks getting massive tits no no with uh it was a Parkinson's medication
that increases dopamine and uh one of the problems with like how much this medication
increased dopamine is people would get compulsive behaviors that they couldn't stop doing so
they get addicted to shit weird yeah yeah so people are getting addicted to gambling
and this one guy got addicted to gay sex but he wasn't gay that doesn't seem right dude
you want you won the lawsuit look it up so he's just like he's just like fucking a dude
and be like I fucking hate this but I can't stop it was like it was like a compulsive
sexual behavior um it was I think the medication was uh caburgling I won't fucking dudes but
I don't yeah but he like never had a history of that until he got on this medication and
then he was like a gambling addict and a gay sex addict and it like destroyed his life
so I hate jerking off but I do it like it's one of those things like I get I get what
you mean I get what like somebody means where like they have like a compulsive like addiction
to like you know sexual stuff and I'm like I don't want to jerk off like every time I
jerk off I feel terrible like I'm like I literally don't want to do this yeah but it's like dude
okay so if you think about it from a biological perspective right if it felt good even after
you did it you would do nothing else and so if you think about before we had like frontal
lobes and we were just like organisms so post-noclarity is it is it bought is a engineered thing go
out and eat yeah yeah it's like dude you would just sit home and jerk off all day because
it's like the most powerful stimulus so it's like you wouldn't go hunt you wouldn't build
a shelter did I just feel awful like for fucking like two hours after you're supposed to it's
it's literally your body saying go do something else for a little while like I just sit there
like I like there's been moments where like I jerked off I just sat like on the edge of
my bed like doing like the like the legs pose like doing one of these and you're just like
what have I done I think yeah I think that would be from the kind of porn you're watching
Tyler it's milf porn dude it's milf porn the hentai hentai is the milf the milf porn milf
porn and you know milf hentai milf porn and you know milf hentai I would feel like some
shame post-nuc clarity watching clown porn I would be like if that's what I was watching
I'd be like man I just this might be a step too far I've got I did that a few times with
the clown porn specifically and I'm like what the fuck am I doing man this might be this
might be a step in a strange direction Tyler how do you feel about the they're hot they're
they were dude dude there's there's hot clown porn dude they look pretty good like any like
you you honk their tits he's fucking that one video you sent to the chat yeah it was
like it wasn't porn but it was just like the clown is his nice titty yeah dude she's so
hot that's awesome clowns are great dude Tyler what do you think about the Westboro Baptist
Church I think they're scumbags they are scumbags but they're not in my denomination Casey I
don't fucking take fucking but they're Christian they're not they're not Catholics they're
schismed off of Catholics they're they're Catholic is a Christian no every Christian
is a Catholic but how do you come up with every Catholic is a Christian but no but not
every Catholic not every Christian is a Catholic because Catholics were the first ones to
show up and I don't care what anybody says Catholics were descendants of Paul or Peter
the the first pope and everything after that is bullshit but you can choose what to be
you can but you can choose wrong too but how do you how do you come to the conclusion that
soldiers are dying because gay people they weren't doing that they were protesting they
were they were trying to get reactions out of people they were fucking they they even
the the Baptist the Baptist Church fucking this disavowed them like completely like they
they excommunicated them from their entire church yeah I was actually looking at the
Westboro Baptist Church and if you look up the Google maps and there's a place right
across the street that has like pride yeah it has like a rainbow as like gay bride like
he he does not stand here but it's pretty funny because the church is still there but
well yeah because you can't limit I guess their freedom of speech yeah it's just a really
shitty thing to do to to you know protest a soldier's funeral well they kept getting
beat up and they couple of them got actually murdered so and also if gay being gay is not
like right or whatever why did God make gay people I don't know it's a test you know what
I think the other thing is once a society like once I think we've talked about this
multiple times like once all your needs are met as a society it starts selecting for the
best jeans right like the absolute best so like people that like don't really like have
ideal jeans like they can just kind of like have get taken out of the gene pool they can
just kind of go do whatever they want you know so are you saying that all gay people
are weak and no no no I'm gonna gene pool no no we don't it's like dude you don't need
okay so say 300 years ago while everybody's you got a family that's relying on you and
you're just like oh I'm gonna go out and bang dudes right like that you'd be an asshole
you know what I mean but now it's like you just go to the grocery store that's why I
said lesbians exist because grocery stores exist lesbians are cool though you know nobody's
relying on you it's like I always thought lesbians are cool so you're saying that lesbians
wouldn't have existed when we were hunter-gatherers no whatever no because everybody's fucking
going around picking up pine cones and blueberries and you're just over there like doing whatever
you feel like doing it's like dude we got to procreate we need help here like you know
we need help around the farm yeah but now that there's like such a problem with overpopulation
you know the world has too many people doesn't matter if you're able to reproduce right like
people like brag on Facebook about oh I have I have 10 kids and my job is so hard it's
like nobody asked you to have fucking 10 kids but you're just adding to the problem you
need to edit out that thing I said about the jeans what was that bad no I said much worse
okay no I'm not saying that I'm not saying that it really me I'm just like I'm no I mean
did you know just trying to pin this conversation or put a button in this conversation for porn
did you know that most like like porn stars are forced to do gay sex scenes or lesbian
sex scenes when they first start and that's all they can do in order to get into the industry
should like straight like straight people are forced to do gay and and lesbian sex to get
into the industry that's fucked up I feel like you can't like most most like gay porn
is actually straight guys yeah they did that for also you ever see like the YouTube compilations
of like gay porn dialogue it's fucking hysterical they're like they're like I remember one that
I saw which is really funny and it has a guy and like it looks like it's like 2 a.m. in
the morning and this is fucking ripped guy who doesn't have a shirt on he comes in and
he puts on like a tech support fucking like headset and he just goes what do you want
man it's 2 a.m. in the morning and the guy goes we have a massive virus coming through
our entire system he's like that's not good all right I'm gonna need I'm gonna need your
password or no he goes I'm gonna need you throw me some numbers and the guy starts listing
off numbers and you see the guy's going click click on the keyboard like doing like the
fucking finger like peck thing on it he's like all right I need your password and then
the guy just goes my password he just goes out with it and he goes oral cum shot he just
goes oral cum shot yeah that fits and then he types it in and he is I feel like I've
seen this yeah it's old it's real yeah like like 2010 yeah no no even farther back than
that like I think the videos from 2010 but I think like the actually let me let me let
me see if I can just pull up the thing because you only need the audio of it because really
fucking funny fucking just the words show show me show me some Tyler looks up gay porn
live on the podcast what we've resorted to now all right here here we go it's me Richard
okay throw me some numbers dude you recited this exactly okay give me your password my
password out with it or come shot or come shot yeah that fits that's one of my favorite
just like videos that's really from a fucking that's really from a gay porn yeah and there's
just and I remember there was one where it's like a bunch of guys and they're like I like
a dig a restaurant or like a dinner and there's like all right everybody thank you for coming
to this this fucking banquet or whatever and he does like this like half speech he's just
at the end he holds up a like a champagne glass he's like all right everybody congratulations
now let's suck some cocks dude I can I went to high school with is a gay porn star now
good for him yeah I well I think he's his name I his poor name is Jason Lee Scott no
he bangs so I think he does both I think he does like bye bye shit but I yeah is he actually
gay yeah well he came out like just before like he started with all this porn so I don't
know it was like it was weird he like came out and then like his videos came out you
know he told everybody's like by the way I'm a porn star so it's like but uh yeah there's
this uh I forget he posted it on his Facebook he's like dude he got he got fucking roasted
by kids we went to high school with though it was bad yeah they're tearing up like all
the rednecks I went to high school with they're tearing them apart dude I had a fucking disproportionate
amount of lesbians in my school like there was a lot of lesbians like my entire basketball
team like the entire women's basketball team at my school every single one of them all
20 of them on the team lesbians every single one of them they would fuck each other in
the locker room like that's not a joke like we caught like they were caught fucking each
other in the locker room like all of them I was going to school where you did yeah it
was a problem because the fucking every time that I flirt with somebody because there was
such a disproportionate level of fucking lesbians I'm like fuck I and they're like I like girls
like god fucking damn it again you too they're like well you look like a lesbian so they
might be into that I know I look like a lesbian yes the joke's been told a thousand times
who said that a lot of people yeah I look like a lesbian because of my fucking dyke
hairstyle and my fucking and my in my square glasses that I wear all the time and I have
a fucking semi you know oh my face is semi smooth so that means that I fucking look like
a lesbian because I don't grow a beard he actually looks like that woman who's uh who's
screaming at the the trump inauguration like the liberal with the green jacket she's going
to be like no not that no I don't see that she had a fucking longer hair and was a pussy
um but a hat on actually no she had the hair coming out of the hat but like yes I have
a dyke hairstyle and I have fucking you know square glasses and you know fucking uh I'm
built like a lesbian I don't think you are I'm built like a lesbian I could I could see
where they're coming from with a haircut I guess I kind of get that but uh I don't I
don't see another one I'd be a hot lesbian let's just say that I know I'd be a hot lesbian
I'd probably have the same hairstyle I'd probably dress exactly the same that I think that's
another thing is I wear sweatpants and hoodies constantly and that's like you know the lesbian
staple um so yeah but I just say wait wait wait we didn't miss the biggest thing you
drive a Subaru I did drive a Subaru she was the one that drives a Prius hey whoa dude
Prius is the middle-aged lesbians no dude you know the most million most millionaires
drive Priuses you know that all right there Jeff Bezos look Dan we got the last uh last
week of Biden presidency what what were your favorite moments of Biden's presidency so
far dude I'm still a big like corn pop guy I like to take it back I have the hairy legs
yeah that was gold Dan I mean I couldn't even believe that this guy was gonna be children
they like to rub my hairy legs in the pool yeah Trump's taking credit for the the Gaza
ceasefire he says he should he says he did it he ended the war before he was even president
damn well he did thread it they didn't end the war before he was president he was gonna
fucking blow them the smithereens is is there a ceasefire yeah there's a ceasefire but how
long is that ceasefire gonna last they were already done fighting six they already killed
six months so they're gonna recuperate and then start killing each other again that war's
never gonna end have nobody they have no more Gazans left to kill basically that city's
destroyed they're gonna rebuild and they're gonna blow it up after they rebuild it like
it's just this cycle goes through every fucking like five years Gaza gets rebuilt Gaza gets
angry they attack Israel Israel attacks them Gaza gets destroyed then it just starts over
again because how the fuck are a bunch of people with fucking AK-47s from the 1980s
gonna fucking destroy people with fucking cruise missiles from space like it's it's
unfair to the like I don't I don't really have a fucking side on this I just kind of
as a Catholic I think that the Catholic should have the the Holy Land but that's besides
the point the the Jews and the Muslims killing each other I'm like whatever I don't really
care like let them kill each other technically Judaism was around before Catholicism
Oh really the entire Old Testament's they're fucking is their entire fucking thing Jews
have the the Holy Land no cuz their Holy Land no because the Jews disregard Christ so they
don't they don't get my they don't get my stamp of approval yeah they're like fuck that
guy I still think we should bring back Jesus still bring back Jesus bring back Jesus clone
oh the clone yeah I choose dude no dude just ask him if you can perform perform some miracles
I want to fucking look at that barn that you're talking about you don't look at it yeah you
want to do like you want to do a recording and then we'll add it in to the podcast I
got the camera can you can we do an audio can we do an actual video part of the podcast
can you add that to it I can't have put on YouTube all right we have a YouTube channel
I forgot so we're investigating Dan's barn where yeah all my ghost stuff got lost in
the move it's still somewhere in one of my moving boxes how long ago did this happen
by the way two years ago I think do you still have the guys like necklace or whatever oh
no his watch I found his watch up there did you put it back or is it no I the neighbor
took it cuz she's like she was friends with him and she knows the family oh does she know
we're trying to find his ghost now no it'd be kind of awkward if she came out yeah we're
like trying to like ghost we're like can you hear me are you there what the fuck yeah so
this fucking guy right died in your barn and you think you think some of his spirit might
still be here his spirit his spiritual residue did I tell the story we got a little bit of
an echo here yeah I think we're gonna we're gonna close it off in a second anyways for
a little bit yeah let's just pause it and fix that echo and then we'll do a proper all
right all right we're back but you haven't noticed any any spiritual activity well me
and me and my friend were sitting out at the fire and he was looking off in the direction
of a barn and he was like he's like dude like I'm not trying to freak you out but my eyes
like I think my eyes are playing tricks on me I feel like I see a silhouette at the end
of the driveway hmm and I'm like dude that's fucked up because let me show you something
and I walked him out there and showed him the cross and I might do a kid died right
here like not too long ago drove his motorcycle into this barn and caught it on fire so they
marked it with a cross yeah there's a cross at the end of the driveway and he was like
dude I swear to God I saw a silhouette of a guy about six foot tall with a hoodie on
and the most fucked up part is that my neighbor asked me I I would walk up and down the road
try and get my steps in and my neighbor asked me he's like you don't walk down the middle
of the road at night in a black hoodie do you I was like no definitely not he's like
okay because I saw a guy walking down the middle of the road in a black hoodie yeah
I had to go down this road because I missed it the first time and that's a really fucking
whiny road and that's a road that you would never wear like I if I went out in the street
you couldn't see me right like you'd get fucking gatted dude yeah yeah it's fucked up but
um yeah we can go out there get some footage I was about to get I've never seen anything
it's about to get real autistic yeah sick dude Christman sanctuary part two all right
we'll be back on the podcast we're gonna end it we're fun yeah we played Jeopardy and
we forgot to record it Tyler wins Tyler once 27 27 episode 27 when you won by a lot it
was it wouldn't even be fun to listen to it probably it's probably better that it wasn't
recorded honestly yeah thanks for uh thanks for listening to the podcast thanks for having
us do yeah it was good sorry I was dragon night but uh it was good regardless now I
was dragging too the dragon D's nuts oh wait let me get a it's not even there anyway like
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exciting as always be kind to yourself each other we out die for all we know robots have
souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no no no we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts extended episodes where the fuck did the skirmish come from where
the fuck did Stonehenge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
oh they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese aliens
exist somewhere in China all right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers
that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay I'm talking about the Sauron they have dread
from our super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens I do not agree with them
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump
bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government
has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths
with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking
real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real you can cut
it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology
which by the way big brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying it's fucking real
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit George Soros actually
worked with the fucking Nazis during the holocaust he says that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time doing this shit George Soros
is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit George Soros is fucking evil
he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit he's fucking put down a whole bunch
of shit just don't fucking get it okay everybody likes Donald Trump the fucking word person
out there fuck Trump right fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's George
Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk it's everyone out there everybody says
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a play for the world
okay