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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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Special edition, Warning the Loss of President Jimmy Carter.

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Wait, which way are we facing? Which way is Washington?

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Jimmy Carter has left this world and passed into another dimension.

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Will we see his ghost? I don't know.

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Godspeed, Mr. Carter. Godspeed.

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It's episode 92. Here with Ali Mack and Tyler.

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It's finally happened. Much later than we thought.

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The mass pipes come in and that's where it hurts. That's where it hurts!

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Tyler, go ring the bell three times for Jimmy.

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You know why they did this song the way they did, Casey?

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Why's that?

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Because you come into this world alone, you live together and you die alone.

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The song starts with a solo piper, then goes to mass pipes and then back to a solo piper.

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Oh, I love it.

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RIP, Mr. President.

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God, this song always gets me.

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You know, if there ever was a president...

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Cut the song! Cut the song before I crash out!

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If there ever was a president that was Jimmy Carter, Democratic, independent, for the people, by the people, the people love them.

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Can't get enough of them, RIP Jimmy.

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It's only fitting that we do this podcast today, on the day of his funeral.

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I wish he was Jimmy Carter. Let the archangels take him.

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The last thing that he saw was the fucking place tag on my gloves.

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Dude, how did he live that long, honestly? He was on hospice for like four years.

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I have gone to too many funerals where this song has played. We need to cut the song now. I'm going to crash out.

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Please cut the fucking song.

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We know you're beat up over Jimmy Carter. Jesus, we all are.

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I am, I am. I'm devastated.

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It's not every day a president dies, okay?

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No, it's a special day.

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Not that we're happy, because we're not. We're devastated.

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If we were in the state that Jimmy Carter was being buried in, we would be at the funeral right now.

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Is that Georgia?

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Yes.

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That's a long ride.

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I'll go to Georgia.

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I'd go to Jimmy Carter's funeral.

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Fuck, I think the song's over.

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I know, it already happened. Trump and Obama were there.

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Trump, Obama, Bill Clinton, and Biden were there. Also Kamala Harris was there.

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So who's the next president we have to bet on their death?

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Fuck. Probably George W., I would say.

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Yeah. Wait, didn't he already? No, he didn't.

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No, that was George H.W.

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George W. No, he didn't die.

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How old is W.?

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He can't be that old.

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I think he's in his 70s, maybe 80s.

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Yeah, no, but he's going to make it a while. He seems like the type that's going to make it to his 90s.

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George W. 78?

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Yep, so is Trump. They're the same age.

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No shit. It's probably going to be Biden, actually. Let's be real.

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Biden's 82.

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I'm going to put money on Biden next.

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Yeah, but Biden's general health.

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So maybe the next bet should be who is the next president to die?

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After Biden, or is it going to be Biden?

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No, just in general.

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I think everybody's going to say Biden.

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I don't know about that.

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Unless you have plans to end somebody's life, Casey.

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No, he's, you know.

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Unless Trump gets assassinated, it's going to be Biden.

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He might be a little memory loss, but he's healthy.

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I don't know.

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He's a walking corpse.

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Yeah, he doesn't get around too well.

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He spent most of his life.

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He looks like he's on the clock. That's all I'm going to say.

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He looks like the reaper's knocking on his doors anyway.

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Yeah, I think he's going to be a sudden one.

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He's going to pop an MI in his sleep and be done.

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Technically, he could die next week and Kamala could be president for a day.

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Be the first female president for a day.

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That would be wild.

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The script writers would be cooking with that one.

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The fucking globalists are just having that for their own thing.

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Alex Jones would be losing his fucking mind.

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Let's talk about this fucking crazy shit that Trump's saying that he's going to do when he takes office.

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What? Take the entire Western like take fucking invade Canada.

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I think what I say that.

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Yeah, you know, he's talking about making Canada the first fifty first state.

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It should be like annexing Canada.

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Right.

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Why would we do that?

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I know I we had this argument on one of the early episodes of the podcast and I was just taking a stance.

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Like, oh, let's invade Canada.

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I remember I said that we would fucking Molly WAP them, but we're also never going to do it.

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I remember that was my stance.

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I just don't see that happening.

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He also wants to take the Panama Panama Canal.

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Well, we do technically still have claim to the Panama Canal.

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Name the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

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It should be the Gulf of Buckees.

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Did you see that meme?

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It had like the Buckees logo in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.

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It said the Gulf of Buckees.

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Wait, this is real.

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This is why I don't know.

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And also invade Greenland annexed Greenland.

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So what I what I always so fuck, dude.

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Oh, my God.

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Why?

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I got to say, I'm grossly uninformed on any political happenings right now because I'm pretty politically burnt out after the election.

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So I haven't been paying.

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Well, that's why I tell you guys, because I've been kind of I've been kind of burnt out on the whole like thing.

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And I've been, you know, just brain rotting on Skyrim for a while.

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I think that they know that that's how I feel like a large portion of Trump's audience has the same opinion.

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Like I'm just burnt out on all politics.

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Like I'm like, we got a victory.

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I'm good.

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I've been burnt.

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So I'm like, now that nobody's paying attention, now he's saying, oh, yeah, it's fucking going to war with Canada.

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I thought Trump was the anti.

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I thought he was like, I'm going to end the war in Ukraine and the Middle East.

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Dude, like I said, I don't really care.

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Bring Trump's going to bring peace, but then he just goes around fucking annexing our allies.

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Basically, we should make Puerto Rico.

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Trump, he's going to get us into a fight with with fucking NATO because there's NATO troops in Greenland.

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We're not going to fucking take over Greenland case.

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We're not.

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He wants to.

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Why is he saying that?

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That's that's a creepy thing for him to say.

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You got to admit.

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Why are we talking about taking over countries that have no brainworm?

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Fucking RFK is probably like they have no high fructose corn syrup in Greenland.

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There's something real icy out there.

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I heard there's increased military operations going on in the Arctic.

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So Trump wants to get there.

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There's some shit going on going on.

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He wants to get Greenland and Canada.

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He wants to control the entire Arctic.

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The fuck is going on in the Arctic?

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I think there's always been shit going on in the Arctic, man.

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Antarctica and the Arctic are always fucking weird, man.

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There's always been fucked shit going on in that area.

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Like the blood falls.

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Remember the blood falls that I showed you guys in fucking Antarctica?

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That shit was fucking scary, dude.

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What?

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Yeah, dude, it has such rich and iron that it looks and smells and has a consistency of.

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Oh, by the way, I remember this episode.

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Actually, this was the one we listened to when we were on the way up to fucking Boston.

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And that claim you made where there's just holes appearing in Antarctica, I extensively looked into that.

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There's holes appearing in Antarctica, dude.

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I couldn't find a single thing about it.

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The government is hiding the holes in Antarctica, dude.

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Bro, where did you hear that?

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You cannot find that anywhere.

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I saw it on 4chan.

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Oh, there's your answer, folks.

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It's on fucking 4chan.

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But, no.

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Because I was just like, we were listening to it in case you started laughing.

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So I went, bullshit!

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So you let me look this up, there's no fucking way that's true.

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Why did you get mad at me?

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Tyler's just saying shit because he knows if I was there, I'd be calling him on this.

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There's holes in Antarctica, dude.

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I'm telling you.

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Okay, well, you cannot find any evidence of it anywhere.

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Well, you just weren't researching deep enough, dude.

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I'm not going to 4chan, bro.

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Why aren't you going to 4chan, dude?

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Because that's a fucking creepypasta, bro.

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It's not even like.

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Nah, dude, that was on fucking.

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It's an SCP fucking entry.

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There's holes in Antarctica, dude.

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I'm telling you.

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Okay.

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I watched a video on it on YouTube.

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I don't know.

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Trump knows something.

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We need to get the Arctic for some reason.

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The Arctic?

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I think that there's rare earth metals in the ice up there.

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I think that's why we're trying to get the Arctic shit.

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There could be a ton of resources up there.

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They're just buried in the ice.

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I also think that.

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Like buried for the oil.

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Ironically.

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It's really just ice, guys.

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There's gold.

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There's ice.

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Yeah, way underground.

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There's oil.

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There's oil, yeah.

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Yeah, but way, way underground.

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We're going to drill, baby.

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Drill.

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I'm going to drill it.

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Okay.

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Well, we've tried doing that.

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And the projects.

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Didn't you almost take a job as like a fucking Antarctic firefighter or some shit?

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Yeah.

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And then I was like, wow, seven months without sunlight?

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No, I'd probably kill myself.

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So I didn't take that job.

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I think that'd be sick, dude.

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I think it would be sick.

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It would be amazing on a resume, but I personally didn't feel it was worth it.

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Would it be like.

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Is it like a, is it kind of like a contract thing where you only go down for like X amount

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of time and then you come back or is it like you're stationed down there for.

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Yeah, it's not like there's flights going in and out of.

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What I'm saying, what I'm trying to say is like, is, is it like a permanent residency

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down there or is it like.

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You live in the station and you do.

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No, but like, like, is it like, is it like a deployment type thing?

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Are you there for like an X amount of time?

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Then you can go back to like where you came from.

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Mine would have been 13 months.

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There's a little bit of overlap because there's one busy fucking month where the airport opens

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up and they take on a bunch of staff for just those three months too, but they overlap you.

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So you're there for the whole season and it's fucking, I, it just did not scream anything

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to me because you're not even being a firefighter.

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You're just going around doing building checks all day.

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I mean, guess where your mutual aid is.

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No fucking South America.

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It's New Zealand.

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Yeah.

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Like, you're not like, oh yeah, start us on engine.

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Like no, strike the second alarm.

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We're going to need a couple more.

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And I know it's like you, somebody fucked their fire check up in the morning and it's

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your ass on a fucking stick.

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Also wouldn't like ice, like what if the fucking hoses just freeze?

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Because isn't it like, no, they have special, they have special equipment for that.

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Yeah.

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Their tanks are heated.

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Is it like foam and shit too?

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Yeah.

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Like none of their fire engines have wheels.

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I don't remember because I haven't been a firefighter in a long time.

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Is foam like able to freeze or not?

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I mean, I don't, I mean, there's a hundred different types of foam.

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I'm sure they have shit that's not going to freeze there.

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But it's just like, it's not a good thing.

250
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Like it's just like you're living, you're essentially living in the same small town

251
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and there's no reason every day and there's no wifi and there's no sun and you're just

252
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kind of chilling.

253
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There's like one bar where you can get like, could you still shit from like, like, like

254
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if you're an American, absolutely could still vote.

255
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You're an American citizen.

256
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But like if you're an American citizen, would they be able to like to send you like a thing

257
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that you can vote and then send back to America?

258
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Yeah.

259
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Or would it be?

260
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I'm sure they do.

261
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There's no way they don't.

262
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Cause I know they do that for military people, but they do that digitally.

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Like if you're on like a military base and you, you, you're, you know, it's like election

264
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season, you go to your military base, like you, you come back from like a field off and

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then you put in your vote and then it gets sent out.

266
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Well, that station McMurdo is predominantly American.

267
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It's it's like the airway air strip there is a, is yeah, it's American military.

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Like they put my buddy, my old roommate did out of the base that he stationed out of in

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Glenville.

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They fucking do all the, all the supply runs for those guys.

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And they go to railing.

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Cause like one time you were really fucked up and I came to your house and I couldn't

273
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get in and he's like, I messaged him.

274
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He's like, I'm in Greenland, dude.

275
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Yeah.

276
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Yeah.

277
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Now what do you want me to do?

278
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Yeah, no, it's on Greenland.

279
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Yeah.

280
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I'm sorry.

281
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I brought you home that one day where you were fucking plaster.

282
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That was the same day.

283
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Yeah.

284
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Those were the good old previous employer days.

285
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Yeah.

286
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Those were like, I had a bad problem.

287
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You fell out of the fucking car and I had to like carry you into the house.

288
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Yeah.

289
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Maybe we shouldn't tell these stories on the podcast guys.

290
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Okay.

291
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Yeah, that's a good story.

292
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We already did actually.

293
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Yeah.

294
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We are like, you were, you were like there when I was probably pretty drunk during that

295
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one.

296
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I don't think you're here.

297
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Oh, great.

298
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Even better.

299
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But like you fell and I had to like kind of do like the arm like carry, like the military

300
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like arm carry.

301
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Like I got you in there and then I just fucking plopped you in your room.

302
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,640
Hey, some nights you overdo it a little bit.

303
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What do you, what do I got to say?

304
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Okay.

305
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I was trying to have some fun.

306
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I just drank way too much, but when you reach a certain point, you're not, you're not there

307
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enough to realize like, I want to get more drunk.

308
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Listen, after the bottle of vodka.

309
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After the call of duty Vanguard incident, I've still not drank.

310
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Yeah.

311
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And I don't even think, I think that that was Tyler drunk because like that was no,

312
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I drank two bottles of liquor that day.

313
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Oh yeah.

314
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Don't do that.

315
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Uh, and I blacked out and then crashed out.

316
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I crashed out.

317
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We do that like once a week.

318
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Yeah.

319
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But like I woke up like just vomiting and I kept blacking out and waking up on the toilet

320
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vomiting.

321
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Yeah.

322
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And then I'm like, I never want to do that again.

323
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We ran, we ran like a fucking frat house in my place though.

324
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We just like, we're throwing fucking ragers all the time.

325
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Like you're just like, it was the best years of my life.

326
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I'll be completely honest.

327
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It was like moved out of my parents' house, having a fucking blast.

328
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Sure there was a couple nights where you'd overdo it a little bit and those nights were

329
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fucking bad.

330
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And I was dealing with shit at that point.

331
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And I looking at looking for the answers at the bottom of the bottle, but for the most

332
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part it was just like fun.

333
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,960
I also did the lamp incident where I was like just staring at a lamp for like fucking an

334
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hour.

335
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Yeah.

336
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,960
Yeah.

337
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:15,960
That was, that was weird.

338
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,560
And like, I think one of your roommates came up and said, is he all right?

339
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And you're like, yeah, he's good.

340
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,920
He's just looking at a lamp right now.

341
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,920
Yeah.

342
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,920
Yeah.

343
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,800
The first episode of the Untitled podcast, my roommates were like, who the fuck are these

344
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,800
friends?

345
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Like who did you just bring over?

346
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Cause they just hear us talking about, birds aren't real.

347
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I'm fucking telling you.

348
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I told them it was a cover up to replace the insides of them.

349
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,480
And they put new upgraded batteries and now everybody's back out there and they're monitoring

350
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you.

351
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They're looking at you.

352
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,600
It's like, I think like what the fuck?

353
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600
No, it was COVID.

354
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I never lived in that house.

355
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,600
Yeah.

356
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,840
COVID broke out right before I moved out of my parents house.

357
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,840
Yeah.

358
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Weird.

359
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,840
Uh, next month.

360
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,560
We definitely have a pretty strong delay at this point.

361
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Next like approaching.

362
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Not for me.

363
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,560
Oh, maybe.

364
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560
Yeah, no, there definitely is.

365
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Next month I'll be.

366
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All right.

367
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We're back.

368
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He's dead.

369
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,560
Yeah.

370
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,560
He's been dead.

371
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,560
I'm sorry.

372
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,560
Yeah.

373
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560
I didn't hear that.

374
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,560
We rambled off.

375
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RIP Avicii.

376
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,720
Also, you know, Trump said he wanted to ban homeless people.

377
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,560
So like whatever that means, I don't know if that means that's rather concerned.

378
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:25,360
Throw them in ovens or it's like the white vans come around and they throw you in the

379
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,400
back and nobody ever sees or hears from me again.

380
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400
Right.

381
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,160
That's like, isn't that what Dan said they do in China is like throw homeless people

382
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in white vans.

383
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,160
I don't know.

384
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Probably.

385
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And then use them for like fuel for AI robots.

386
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,320
I mean that very well may be a dance dance there, but.

387
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,320
Yeah.

388
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,880
But like I was saying, officially next month I'll be a year in my house.

389
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There you go.

390
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,600
I don't remember you saying that before.

391
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,360
I was saying, yeah, next month.

392
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,360
Oh, right.

393
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,360
Right.

394
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360
Like right before.

395
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,360
Oh shit.

396
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360
Is that fucking Ned Flanders?

397
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,360
Oh shit.

398
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,360
Ned Flanders in the flesh.

399
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,360
How much beef beef beef fucking one of you?

400
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,360
Oh yeah.

401
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,360
A lot.

402
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:08,720
If you can get me some more of that, I'm working out again.

403
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,720
And that fucking helped out significantly.

404
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,720
I got plenty, dude.

405
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,720
I got all different kinds.

406
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,720
Yeah.

407
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,720
Oh, let me, let me get some more dirty.

408
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720
Dan, the vitamin man.

409
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,040
I got plain old Thiamin.

410
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,040
I got, I got riboflavon.

411
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,280
You want some of that?

412
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,400
I got Benfo thiamine.

413
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400
I got some.

414
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400
Oh yeah.

415
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,840
What would you give me some energy and lower my blood pressure?

416
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,840
Energy and lower your blood.

417
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,840
I would do it.

418
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,840
Yeah.

419
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,840
Especially TTFD.

420
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,840
Anyway, sorry.

421
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,840
We were just talking about like the AI thing.

422
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,840
Dan and Ali back.

423
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,480
We're going at it hard in the comments in the group chat this week.

424
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,400
How do you not believe that fucking AI did 9 11?

425
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,280
What are you living under a fucking rock?

426
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,680
I said the meme about like, I'm not even going to argue it.

427
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,560
Like you can just find the evidence online that that just is not.

428
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,560
Oh yeah.

429
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560
So I go for my evidence.

430
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560
I go online.

431
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,560
That's why I go.

432
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,560
Where do you go for your evidence?

433
00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:02,240
I lay out some fucking, some fucking sage and some, you know, like a pentagram.

434
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,240
Oh gosh.

435
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240
So the devil.

436
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,240
Yeah.

437
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,240
No.

438
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,520
Without a fucking weenie board, have a conversation for a couple hours.

439
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,320
I got to purify your house now, Dan.

440
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,320
You know that.

441
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,320
No.

442
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,800
What, what, what, uh, what are those called?

443
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800
Spices?

444
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,800
What spices do they use?

445
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Fucking for Santoria or fucking.

446
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,800
I don't know.

447
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,800
I don't practice Santoria.

448
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,800
To summon the devil.

449
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,800
Uh, well, there's a couple of things that you can do.

450
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
I have the book of Solomon.

451
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
I have the book of Solomon.

452
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,800
I have the book of Solomon.

453
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,080
I have the book of Solomon in my house that actually teaches you how to summon and banish

454
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080
demons.

455
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,080
And why do you have that?

456
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,080
Because it teaches you how to banish them as well.

457
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,720
It doesn't just teach you how to summon them and also teach you how to trap demons.

458
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,480
You shouldn't do that at Ellie Backset.

459
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,920
You should keep, you should keep that book in the back of your car.

460
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,960
Like a fucking first in bag.

461
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,200
Just in case you ever stumble upon a demon.

462
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:49,000
But some of the shit that you need is fucking nuts.

463
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,360
Like you need the blood of a saint, which for some of them.

464
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
The tears of an orphan.

465
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,920
Like shit, like unironically you do need shit like that.

466
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:01,720
Like, but if you have a person who's in the bloodline of a saint, you can use that as

467
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,080
saints blood.

468
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:07,960
And ironically, we it's proven that I have two saints in my bloodline so I can use my

469
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
blood for it.

470
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
That's a capitalist scam.

471
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,960
So people buy blood.

472
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,560
I'll give you some blood if you need it.

473
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,280
What saints are you related to?

474
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,200
Uh, saints, uh, it was one of the Kings of, it was the one King of England that was a

475
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,800
saint and it was.

476
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,280
There's a couple of Henry's kicking around there, isn't there?

477
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,280
Yeah.

478
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,280
Saint Peter.

479
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,480
Saint Peter was the fucking first Pope you retard.

480
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,400
Yeah, well his name wasn't even Peter.

481
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,960
Peter, uh, Jesus was like, I'm just going to call you Peter.

482
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,960
Right.

483
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,160
I think, I think his name was Saul first.

484
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,120
Yeah, it's all good man.

485
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,960
Yeah, whatever you say Peter.

486
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Dude, Jesus did do that to like three people.

487
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,520
He's like, yeah, I don't like your name.

488
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,360
You are now Peter.

489
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360
That's what popes do.

490
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,000
They just change their name when they go in the.

491
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,200
So actually that's what all Catholics do when they get confirmed is you take a name from

492
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200
the church.

493
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,600
Like I took the name Michael when I got confirmed.

494
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:04,920
So technically in the church, my name is Michael, but, um, my name, like I'm trying when my,

495
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,960
when my, uh, that's some weird culture.

496
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960
Yeah.

497
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:15,920
I was going to say that's when my, uh, when my, when my fiance and I like fully get married

498
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:21,280
in November, I'm going to go in and change my name to Tyler, Daniel, Michael Lee, uh,

499
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,680
to officially have it like documented on like my, my, uh, official paper.

500
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:34,320
TDM TDM team death match is your fucking team death, team death match loss.

501
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,680
That's going to be your fucking initials team death match.

502
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,880
Lee, but, um, yeah.

503
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:45,480
Oh, it was my fucking topic of some debate.

504
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,920
I hate those things.

505
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,600
Please explain though the, the, uh, the earbuds that you just brought in today.

506
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:58,400
I would love to actually, please explain this because this is fucking making me so angry.

507
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,540
So that case doubles, like the screen is more or less just a control.

508
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:06,640
You just told me to ask a question and now you're asking up.

509
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,480
God damn it, Tyler, you son of a bitch.

510
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,040
But the point of that is that can work as a Bluetooth transmitter as well.

511
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,240
So that's more or less just the screen to control it.

512
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,480
It's a fucking earbud case with a fucking screen on it.

513
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,480
How stupid is that?

514
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,480
Can we get a vote in the comments?

515
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,800
Can I get a chance to fucking explain what the thing does?

516
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,040
You don't need to explain anything, but one thing.

517
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,040
Can you watch porn on it?

518
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:33,560
Why do you guys, why do you want to watch it on that fucking screen?

519
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,040
This link would be so interesting.

520
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,040
It has a fucking screen.

521
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,560
You should be able to watch it on it.

522
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,640
God, because the headphones can, they can work independently of your phone.

523
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,720
That's retarded.

524
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,160
So they can act as a Bluetooth transmitter.

525
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,040
Like if you fucking plug it into a TV or something, you can listen to the TV just through the

526
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,040
headphones.

527
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,880
It's not dealing with your phone there or $20.

528
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,880
Oh shit.

529
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,880
I didn't bring it.

530
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,880
What is this for?

531
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,680
That's the Jimmy Carter Memorial Fund.

532
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,760
Yeah, I got to, oh, I actually, I only have a hundred or the other thing you can do with

533
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,760
it.

534
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:09,840
No, I think I have to bring a Hondo.

535
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,080
No, Dan, you could, there's $80 here.

536
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,680
Just take a, take change.

537
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,440
I need to take euros.

538
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,840
I got 10 euros here.

539
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840
There's $80 here.

540
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,360
So you can take a, put a hundred and take 80 out.

541
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360
Yeah.

542
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,360
Yeah.

543
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,360
So you can do that.

544
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,360
Yeah.

545
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,360
Just put the Hondo in and then take the 80.

546
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,520
There we go.

547
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,960
So whoever wins gets a Hondo.

548
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,520
$100 in the Jimmy.

549
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,680
Wait, why is who paid twice?

550
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,680
What?

551
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,800
No, there was five, there was like five or six people in it.

552
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,280
There was a guy that I worked with that wanted to do it, but he never paid me.

553
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280
So, oh shit.

554
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280
So you threw in for him?

555
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,280
No, no, no.

556
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:49,280
I didn't, I didn't throw in for him, but what?

557
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,600
Oh, this is just $80.

558
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,600
What's that?

559
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,600
It's all $80.

560
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
$80.

561
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,600
Okay, cool.

562
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,600
Yeah.

563
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,600
But if we got four, I'm just not understanding if there's four people here.

564
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
Alexa.

565
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600
Yeah.

566
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,600
Who threw Alexa money in?

567
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,600
You're not fucking paying the bills over here.

568
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,200
I guess Jeff Bezos did it.

569
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,280
Did Jeff Bezos just tell him to put $20 in?

570
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Right.

571
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280
So, okay.

572
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280
Someone tells me that Casey got it.

573
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,040
So he threw in an extra 20 to himself.

574
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,680
What's the bonus to win 10 euros?

575
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,720
What is 10 euros worth even?

576
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,720
$13.

577
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,720
Yeah.

578
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,720
It's more than US dollars.

579
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,720
Why?

580
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,080
Are you going to put 10 euros in?

581
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,080
I think I might.

582
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,680
It's definitely not a good question.

583
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,000
I've never seen a euro really.

584
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Well, no, it's just who was closest to Jimmy Carter's destiny.

585
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Is it in plastic?

586
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,160
It's like a mix of different kinds of things.

587
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,640
Is this what they use in Greece?

588
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,640
Yeah.

589
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640
That's fucking weird.

590
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640
I forgot I even had that.

591
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640
After their own economy collapsed.

592
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640
Right?

593
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,560
No, I'm not being a dick.

594
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,560
That's what happened though, right?

595
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,560
That's why I'm so weird.

596
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,560
That is a weird feeling thing.

597
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,560
Shortly after they joined the EU.

598
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,560
Gotcha.

599
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,560
But they're all like paid up now.

600
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,560
Yeah, it's got like the weird face in there of some bitch.

601
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,560
It's short.

602
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,560
It's like if you compare it to a dollar, it's like a lot shorter.

603
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,560
Yeah, it's pretty short.

604
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,560
Yeah, it's also thicker.

605
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,880
I feel like lengthwise, widthwise it's thicker.

606
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,800
Yeah, that's fucking weird.

607
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:12,440
Yeah, Dan, it doesn't look too good for your candidate that you voted for now.

608
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,440
What are you talking about?

609
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,440
What are you talking about?

610
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
What candidate are you talking about?

611
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,440
I'm talking about Vice President Donald Trump.

612
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

613
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440
It doesn't look good.

614
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440
It's never looked better.

615
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,440
I don't think the future has ever been brighter.

616
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:29,440
He said he was going to end war, now he wants to take over Greenland and fucking Canada.

617
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,120
Okay, that should have been done 50 years ago.

618
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,120
What the fuck?

619
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,120
What's the fucking hold up, dude?

620
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,360
His supporters will agree with him for anything he does.

621
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,360
Yeah, I will.

622
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,680
I will because he's right.

623
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:47,560
Dan, you are playing a caricature of yourself tonight.

624
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:53,320
We had a debate about whether we should invade Canada, like the beginning of this podcast,

625
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,360
and I said we should because I was just being ridiculous and you guys were all flame-due.

626
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:02,560
The Trump ones did, and Dan's all for it.

627
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:07,520
My lord and savior hadn't suggested it yet, so it hadn't really crossed my mind.

628
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,360
Now that he's saying, look, he's got a lot of good ideas lately.

629
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,440
I've been trying to stay out of the political thing.

630
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,440
So have I.

631
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,440
Same thing.

632
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,560
Yeah, it just feels so much better, but I've heard a lot of good things over the last couple

633
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,720
of days, maybe buying Greenland, buying Canada.

634
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,840
He wanted you to get all riled up, so I'm voting for him.

635
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,840
Fucking Trudeau, fucking step down.

636
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,840
And then you just turn a blind eye to it.

637
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840
Nobody pays attention.

638
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,480
And then Trudeau steps down.

639
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,480
And then Trudeau steps down.

640
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480
Justin Trudeau stepped down.

641
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,480
Yeah, because he knows it's over.

642
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,480
Yeah, he's done.

643
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,480
He's done.

644
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200
Yeah, he doesn't want to be the president of the 51st state.

645
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
Fuck that.

646
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:41,960
They'd probably split up into provinces as different states if they did it that way,

647
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,240
because Ontario would be its own state, and Ottawa.

648
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,160
Why would we want Canada though?

649
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,680
Somebody explain that to me.

650
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,680
There's oil there.

651
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,680
There is oil there?

652
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,680
That's why we want Canada.

653
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
There's fucking oil on the floor.

654
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,360
Give them a dose of American freedom.

655
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,880
I think we should drill Alaska.

656
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,880
Let's be real.

657
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,880
I think we should just cross drill into Canada.

658
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,360
Go like they're doing abilities.

659
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,200
You drill from upstate New York into Canada.

660
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,360
Dude, but you think-

661
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,360
They do that.

662
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,520
Trump says go invade Canada.

663
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,840
You think American soldiers are going to follow his orders?

664
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,840
I would.

665
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,320
If he said it, yeah.

666
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,320
Anybody else, no.

667
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:22,160
But why would you follow that order?

668
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,360
They're your ally.

669
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,400
You also miss the Jimmy Cargill memorial.

670
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,600
They're also taking a lot of money.

671
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,640
That's like fucking Germany taking over Poland.

672
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640
Yeah, that's okay.

673
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,560
Tyler, what the fuck are you doing with this water bottle?

674
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,640
I'm unfreezing it.

675
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,640
Jesus Christ.

676
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,880
It looks like you're taking a hit out of it.

677
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,440
Yeah, for everybody who's wondering why it sounds like there's a fucking nebulizer treatment

678
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:47,520
going on, Tyler's fucking blowing hot air into a fucking bottle right now.

679
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,960
Why did I think this was a road flare?

680
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,280
It looked like it.

681
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,760
PornHub was banned in Florida.

682
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,760
I did see that.

683
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,760
Yeah, I agree with that.

684
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:03,600
I am actively trying to weed myself off of just all porn shit.

685
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,920
I'm actively trying to do that.

686
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,560
This is my last tin that I'm trying to buy.

687
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:14,720
2025 is going to be the year where I quit porn and I quit nicotine.

688
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
One thing at a time, though.

689
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:20,520
It's the same when you crash and there's everything back at once.

690
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:25,240
It's chocolate cake, porn, and nicotine.

691
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,600
I'm working out like a fucking maniac again.

692
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,960
I lost five pounds already.

693
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960
It's been how long?

694
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960
10 days?

695
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,960
Fuck yeah.

696
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,520
I also cut out soda.

697
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,320
I cut out a shit ton of carbs.

698
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,360
I'm pretty much just drinking protein shakes.

699
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:47,960
My abdominal fucking... My gut biome is not happy with me right now, but it's just adjusting

700
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
to the change.

701
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,960
Why?

702
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:56,240
Because I'm lactose intolerant and I put milk in the protein shakes.

703
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,240
Oh yeah.

704
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,720
It's like adjusting to poison.

705
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,120
I got some good shit for you in the car if you want to try it.

706
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,680
See if that helps you.

707
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680
Also-

708
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,280
Digestive enzymes that'll help break it down.

709
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:14,200
I don't want to say I was right, but it's not looking good for your buddy on that gates

710
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200
there.

711
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Why?

712
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,200
What happened to him?

713
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:24,560
He was nominated of actually being a pedophile by the bipartisan house committee.

714
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,480
They published a whole report on him.

715
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,400
Which one was Matt Gaetz?

716
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,680
He was nominated for an attorney general.

717
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,840
He was the senator or the representative with the douchey looking face.

718
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,840
Well, I guess we got that one wrong.

719
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Huh.

720
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
You guys were like-

721
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,840
Go in some of your-

722
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,480
You could accuse anybody of anything.

723
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:53,280
It was like, Matt Gaetz guilty of sex trafficking 17 year olds.

724
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,840
Well, they were almost 18.

725
00:29:54,840 --> 00:30:00,360
Well, I suppose innocent until proven guilty, but we're at the proven guilty part.

726
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
Close counts, dude.

727
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360
Close counts.

728
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,400
If you want to hear that, just go back to two episodes.

729
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,320
Yeah, two episodes ago, so it's going to be like three months ago.

730
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320
Right.

731
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,320
Yeah.

732
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,320
It's been a while.

733
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:19,720
That's okay, dude, because if it's too frequent, you need to have some hiatuses and some breaks.

734
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Come back from the charge.

735
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720
What episode is this?

736
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,720
92 now?

737
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Yeah.

738
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,720
We only got eight episodes till 100 though.

739
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,720
Damn.

740
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,720
Eight till 100?

741
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,720
Yeah.

742
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,720
What the fuck are we doing for 100?

743
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,720
We got to do something.

744
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,720
I mean, I got... We got to go to Japan, obviously.

745
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720
That's what I said.

746
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,240
I didn't think 100 would be here so quick.

747
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,760
No, I don't think December.

748
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,720
That would be crazy.

749
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720
Fucking Japan.

750
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720
That would be awesome.

751
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,400
Dan would just be like, ah, you'd see the fucking he-she's on the sidewalk.

752
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,400
We could just tell him to move.

753
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,000
Casey and me would get a fucking life sentence for smoking weed.

754
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,200
We'd get thrown in a fucking Japanese gulag.

755
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,960
Dan would be going to love hotels with fucking random fucking...

756
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,960
Fuck yeah, dude.

757
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,960
Like, this house sells for 50 cents, bro.

758
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,960
It's sales everywhere.

759
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:00,960
Konnichiwa honey's on the street.

760
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,960
Man, Tokyo, yeah.

761
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,960
How do you...

762
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:03,960
Hey, Casey, you're trying to dial out to America.

763
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960
Is it prosecution needle man?

764
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960
Yeah, it is.

765
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960
It is.

766
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,140
It's a fucking

767
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,200
America.

768
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,200
Yeah, it is.

769
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,200
Yeah, prostitution's legal in Japan.

770
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,080
It's like, what's the opposite of frowned upon?

771
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,080
It's encouraged.

772
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,080
Smiled upon.

773
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080
Yeah, smiled upon.

774
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:25,000
Yeah, because isn't the Japanese husbands are encouraged to sleep with the prostitutes

775
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,720
when their wives isn't putting them out?

776
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,720
Right.

777
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,720
The wives are like, thank God somebody's doing it.

778
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,080
They're not upset about it, which is really weird.

779
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,040
I feel like every relationship differs though.

780
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,560
They can't all be that way.

781
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,560
There's got to be some shiayi's kanzaki.

782
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:44,960
Yeah, they're like, it's semi accepted to just fucking fuck a prostitute here and there.

783
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,960
Right.

784
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,960
Yeah, or we could just tell people we're live from Japan and not actually go there.

785
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,960
Dude, that's a genius.

786
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,960
That's it.

787
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,960
Live from Tokyo.

788
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960
That would save us so much money.

789
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,760
Just use a green screen and put some of those Japanese houses behind us.

790
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,760
We really should do something like live from Tokyo.

791
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:04,040
We can just spread misinformation about what we're seeing on the streets while it's going

792
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,040
on.

793
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,040
Yeah, there's some Tokyo honeys out there.

794
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,800
We just have to get a real Japanese person on the podcast.

795
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Jeff Campos is part Japanese.

796
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800
Oh, well he can come on.

797
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,800
Yeah.

798
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,800
He's Japanese.

799
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Part Japanese, yeah.

800
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,800
So we're going to use him as the token Japanese guy?

801
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800
He's our token Japanese guy.

802
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,800
Well, we didn't go to Japan, but hey, we saved Japan here.

803
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,800
What the fuck?

804
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:34,320
We found out that we got a little Japan at home for you guys.

805
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Here's Jeff.

806
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,320
So I've been looking up make a wish, like wishes that they've done.

807
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,320
And so I'm like, wow.

808
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,800
That was a quick change there.

809
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,800
Make a wish.

810
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,800
Yeah.

811
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:50,080
There's a whole bunch of videos online on YouTube of make a wish people.

812
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,920
What's the craziest wishes that you've done?

813
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,120
Well, it's mostly Disney worlds and shit like that.

814
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,320
One kid just wanted the best baked potato in the world.

815
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,160
And they're like, aim higher.

816
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,280
He's like, nah, all I want is the best baked potato in the entire world.

817
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,960
What happens when the kid asks for something that's like impossible?

818
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,480
They say that they're not able to do it.

819
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,800
I have a story for that on break, not for the air though.

820
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,040
But like they tell him like, hey, we can't really do that.

821
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,440
But what happens when they're like, I want to be cured from cancer?

822
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,920
They're like, oh, well.

823
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,560
Yikes.

824
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,560
I don't want childhood leukemia anymore.

825
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,400
Well, you got to pray to God for that.

826
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400
How's it feel to want kid?

827
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,320
But like most of them are like, I want to go to Disney world.

828
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,800
But then there's some that are like, I like one kid wanted to go to space and they're

829
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,320
like, you can't go to space, but you can meet the astronauts and go on the space shuttle,

830
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,440
which I guess is kind of cool.

831
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
Fuck them.

832
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440
Send the kid to space.

833
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440
Fucking two months.

834
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,520
Use them as a subject.

835
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,920
I say like, why not?

836
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,960
The kid's going to fucking die in two months.

837
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,800
Send them on a space capsule and then put them in one of those like suicide pods.

838
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,560
You know who would say yes to that?

839
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,840
Because he says yes to everything.

840
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,840
Fucking Elon Musk.

841
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,240
I was just going to say Elon Musk.

842
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,320
You would send him to fucking space in a heartbeat.

843
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,320
Oh yeah.

844
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,640
You send that little bastard on a space shuttle.

845
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:18,360
The saddest one that I read though was the kid realized that his family wouldn't be able

846
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,840
to pay for his funeral.

847
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,080
So he said, my make a wish is not paying for my funeral.

848
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,600
And I'm like, that's so fucking sad.

849
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,520
They were probably paid for the funeral and doing a good one.

850
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,400
They're like, Hey, they paid for his funeral.

851
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,960
And then they let them go to like fucking Disney world or some shit.

852
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaking of Disneyland though, California is just on fire.

853
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,840
Like LA is on fire now too.

854
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,720
Like it looks like the LA riots all over again.

855
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,720
Yeah.

856
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,720
It's fucking crazy.

857
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720
Like that.

858
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720
It looks like hell.

859
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,720
Did you see like the pictures of it?

860
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720
It looks like hell.

861
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:51,800
The government can't stop the second largest city in the United States from burning down

862
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,800
with today's technology.

863
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,680
It doesn't seem like the government can do much.

864
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,680
Really?

865
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,040
It seems like they're kind of gridlocked.

866
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,680
Like they're just inefficient and can't really get anything done.

867
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,400
There's a whole bunch of millionaires and millionaires and like actors and stuff whose

868
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,840
houses all burnt down.

869
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,160
Also the Hollywood side is currently on fire.

870
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,160
No.

871
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Yeah.

872
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,160
Yeah.

873
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,160
The Hollywood side is on fire.

874
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,160
Yeah.

875
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,160
Everything's on fire.

876
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Yeah.

877
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,160
The Hollywood side is on fire.

878
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,160
That's hilarious.

879
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,160
Yeah.

880
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,320
I saw a picture of that earlier, like a video and it showed like the Hollywood side getting

881
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,320
engulfed in the flames.

882
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,880
Wait, so is this like the level of like that crazy fire that happened at like Chicago?

883
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,880
No.

884
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:28,880
It's getting bad.

885
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,080
Like a bunch of billionaires houses in the Hollywood Hills.

886
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,080
That was in San Francisco.

887
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
Just ash.

888
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080
No.

889
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,080
It was a Chicago fire.

890
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,080
Chicago did burn to the ground too.

891
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,080
They think it's because a cow kicked a lantern over.

892
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,080
Yeah, the cow kicked a lantern over.

893
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,080
That's what they think.

894
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,080
They don't know.

895
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080
No, I think San Francisco got destroyed by an earthquake.

896
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,040
Well, San Francisco gets destroyed by an earthquake every like three months anyways.

897
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,520
Can you imagine being the motherfucker that like saw that fire start on your property

898
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,840
and you're like, I hope nobody saw that.

899
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,120
Remember the guy who's trying to.

900
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:02,080
Remember when that guy started like the whole, that city that we know on fire by doing the

901
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,400
forge and fire shit with the sword.

902
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,400
Yeah.

903
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,400
Coho's.

904
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,400
Coho's, yeah.

905
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,680
I had a buddy in high school who almost caused like, well, he did cause a massive brush fire

906
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,680
in my hometown.

907
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,920
Because he was like, what?

908
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,880
They were out like smoking weed on the fucking-

909
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,280
The LA fires are, the LA fires took out the one on the side.

910
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,920
The power line trail and then you just fucking lit a leaf on fire and then they tried to

911
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,840
fan it to put it out and it just took the fuck off.

912
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,480
It's like a huge thing.

913
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,360
It took hours to put out and then like they, I think they got let off.

914
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,640
They almost had charges pressed against them, but they didn't.

915
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,640
Damn.

916
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,640
Yeah.

917
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,640
Good for them.

918
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,640
That could have been like bad.

919
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,640
They were like running into people's houses.

920
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,640
I was like, get out of here.

921
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,640
The fire is coming in.

922
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,640
Is that real?

923
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,640
Yeah, that's, that's fucking real.

924
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,640
I don't know if that's real.

925
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,920
That's on LA, that's on CNN news fucking 18.

926
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,920
Yeah.

927
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,920
They had pictures of the thing.

928
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,440
No, that was like a picture that they took of the thing.

929
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,440
It's fucking nuts.

930
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,440
Dude.

931
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,440
It's so funny.

932
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,760
Like watching the footage from the helicopter going over the streets, I recognize everything

933
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
from Grant the Thought.

934
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,760
Yeah.

935
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,760
My turn.

936
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,960
Symbolism, how they should fucking release the new game, Lerdy.

937
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,960
They're like, fuck this shit.

938
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,960
They should just burn down the entire city in Los Angeles.

939
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,680
Burn down the entire city in the game online.

940
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,320
That would be fucking awesome.

941
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,280
Cece's officially more caught up with current events than I am too.

942
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,200
Cause I was like talking about like, Hey, what do you feel about it?

943
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,400
Or we should go to like LA or something.

944
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,320
She's like, that place is on fire right now.

945
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,320
I was like, what?

946
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,320
No.

947
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,440
They show up here and I'm like, Oh, Ooh, yeah, they are.

948
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,940
I think it's kind of symbolic.

949
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,520
But like James Wood's house has got burned to the ground.

950
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
Fuck it.

951
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,840
And there's a whole bunch of like Hollywood people whose house.

952
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,840
Yeah.

953
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,000
After he said he should, you know, let all the, what was that?

954
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,560
I think the Gaza people die.

955
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560
Who's James Wood?

956
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:47,240
The guy who, fuck he was, he was in family guy.

957
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:49,520
He was in like a couple of other things.

958
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,000
Nothing significant.

959
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,800
I think he was in family guy.

960
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,800
James Woods himself.

961
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,400
Like their high school is called James.

962
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,400
James was high.

963
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,400
And like, it's actually James Wood who's in the show.

964
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400
Oh shit.

965
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,720
Like, you know how like Adam West played himself in the show?

966
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,720
Yeah.

967
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:05,720
Like it's like that.

968
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,720
Like he plays himself.

969
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:10,920
Adam, Hey Peter, it's me James.

970
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,400
Adam West and fucking a fairly odd pair was hysterical.

971
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Yeah.

972
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,360
Fucking cat man or whatever.

973
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,800
That shit was great.

974
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,720
So Dan, did you reflect on Jimmy Carter's death this week?

975
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,160
No, I didn't have time.

976
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,520
We got to, we got to get a eulogy.

977
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,560
Let's go eulogy from Dan.

978
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,000
Jimmy Carter, our favorite president.

979
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:40,040
Jimmy Carter was a wonderful human being who led this great country into the fucking gutter

980
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,720
and did absolutely nothing.

981
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,720
That's really.

982
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,720
He's the Peter Pfeiffer president.

983
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,720
I don't know if I have too much more to say about that.

984
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,440
He lived a really long fucking time.

985
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,080
He's really fucking old.

986
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,520
I'm glad that that happened, I guess.

987
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,960
Oh my God, I read something that like, you know, I read something that was like, you

988
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:08,680
know, everybody thought he was like really like cool, but he didn't, he didn't want to

989
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,920
say hi to his secret service agents in the hallway because it was inconvenient for him.

990
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,440
Like, is it inconvenient?

991
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,600
Yeah, he thought they were beneath him.

992
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600
Oh my God.

993
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Well, they were.

994
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,600
Well, yeah.

995
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,720
But anyway, let's find out who won the bet of when he died.

996
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,720
No, I feel like you know, hold on a second.

997
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,720
If he threw in 40 bucks, it's him.

998
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,720
I feel like Casey Ardenberry.

999
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:34,720
He knows that it's him.

1000
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:39,720
And he's going to take that fucking money and he's going to put it on stocks.

1001
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,720
Let's go straight into Tesla.

1002
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,720
This is the first thing he does.

1003
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,720
He hands me and Tyler the envelope.

1004
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,720
It's 20 bucks.

1005
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,720
I can say bring 20 bucks as he started this.

1006
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,720
Yeah, but we all forgot about it.

1007
00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:00,720
And you just remembered when we were reviewing for the podcast.

1008
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,720
This is a consistent stuff fucking high.

1009
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,720
Can you give me a high?

1010
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:12,720
Can you say hi to the neighbor, you know, I did not.

1011
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:19,720
So finally, you can go back to the episode and listen to the fucking you used a I and

1012
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,720
edited it.

1013
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,720
You're not fooling me on the episode.

1014
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,720
Yeah.

1015
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,720
OK, you went back and edited it.

1016
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,720
You got it.

1017
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,720
We said we should do this.

1018
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,720
We didn't say we are.

1019
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,720
We said when you did it, we said 20.

1020
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,720
I thought that was the bet.

1021
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,720
What's the point of a bet without a buy?

1022
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:44,720
Casey, I'm telling you right now, if you put an extra 20 in there for somebody who may

1023
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:48,720
or may not have been here, why would you contribute 40 if you didn't win?

1024
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,720
I didn't.

1025
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:50,720
You didn't win.

1026
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,720
I get it.

1027
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,720
I get it.

1028
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,720
Where did the extra 20 come from?

1029
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,720
Then who put it in there?

1030
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,720
Because it wasn't Alexa.

1031
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,720
Alexa.

1032
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:58,720
Alexa.

1033
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,720
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

1034
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:02,720
Fuck you.

1035
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:03,720
Why does she have her own mic?

1036
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,720
Why is it looking at me?

1037
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,720
Jesus Christ.

1038
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,720
All right, we took this bet over a year ago.

1039
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,720
Fucking whore.

1040
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,720
The date of Jimmy Carter's imminent demise.

1041
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:09,720
Dan said April 23rd, 2024.

1042
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:10,720
Oh, that's incorrect.

1043
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:11,720
Incorrect.

1044
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,720
I thought it was incorrect.

1045
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,720
Incorrect!

1046
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:14,720
What do you mean incorrect?

1047
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,720
You're over.

1048
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,720
You're way out.

1049
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:17,720
He outlived your bet by fucking.

1050
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:18,720
It's his closest.

1051
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:19,720
Yeah, I thought it was his closest.

1052
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1053
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:21,720
Yeah, I thought it was his closest.

1054
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1055
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1056
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1057
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1058
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1059
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:33,720
No, it was all of his closest.

1060
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,720
That was eight months ago.

1061
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,720
That was eight months ago.

1062
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:40,720
So what?

1063
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,720
So what?

1064
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,720
Keep going.

1065
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,720
Come on.

1066
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,720
Keep going.

1067
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,720
Ali Dax said February 6th, 2024.

1068
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,720
No.

1069
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,720
That one's in the purse.

1070
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,720
Dude, he was fucking 99, okay?

1071
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,720
He wasn't a bad guess.

1072
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:54,440
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.

1073
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,440
It's not a bad guess.

1074
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,440
Jesus.

1075
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,440
I'm not sure.

1076
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,440
Tyler says June 22nd, 2024.

1077
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440
Okay.

1078
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,440
I'm the closest.

1079
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,440
It's Casey.

1080
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,440
It is fucking Casey.

1081
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,440
God damn it.

1082
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,440
I said July 30th, 2024.

1083
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,440
Oh, it's Alexa.

1084
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,440
It's Alexa.

1085
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,440
Alexa guessed way in the future.

1086
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,440
Yeah, she did.

1087
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,440
Oh my God.

1088
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,440
Guy who worked with us on September 6th, that was also wrong.

1089
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Meta AI said five to seven years.

1090
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440
I'm going to go with the wrong on that one.

1091
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,440
Alexa said February 6th, 2024.

1092
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
No.

1093
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,440
That's not a bad guess.

1094
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.

1095
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.

1096
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,440
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.

1097
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:37,480
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.

1098
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,480
One hundred dollars.

1099
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,480
Do we have to put a hundred dollars in your pocket?

1100
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,480
God damn it.

1101
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,480
So do we have to put a hundred dollars in Amazon?

1102
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,480
I ain't giving a shit to that bitch.

1103
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480
All right, let's talk to Alexa.

1104
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,480
Alexa, what stock should we buy next?

1105
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,480
Sorry, I don't know that one.

1106
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Fuck.

1107
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:58,480
Alexa, what are you going to do with the money?

1108
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,480
Invest in Amazon stock.

1109
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,480
I knew it.

1110
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,480
Alexa.

1111
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,480
You programmed her to say that.

1112
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,480
Alexa.

1113
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,480
Son of a bitch.

1114
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,480
Alexa, what are you going to do with the money?

1115
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,720
Alexa, how did you know when Jimmy Carter would die?

1116
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:16,120
Jeff Bezos implanted every Alexa with an ability to see into the future.

1117
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,120
Also, you guys are stupid.

1118
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:25,040
How did you fucking do that?

1119
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,480
How did you do that?

1120
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,240
You can set up commands for it.

1121
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,640
Alexa, you won a hundred dollars.

1122
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,840
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.

1123
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,840
Fuck off.

1124
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,880
What are you going to do with the money, Alexa?

1125
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,880
Oh no, I asked you that.

1126
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,240
Alexa, who destroyed building seven?

1127
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,280
Oh no.

1128
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,280
From Wikipedia.org.

1129
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,280
Oh no.

1130
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:57,520
May 22nd, Continental Airlines flight 11, a 707 to 124.

1131
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,520
She actually took that seriously.

1132
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:02,160
I thought I would be able to say George W. Bush.

1133
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,640
Thank you for your correct journalism.

1134
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,640
You got a hundred dollars.

1135
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,760
We're going to invest in Amazon stock for you and see how much that money grows.

1136
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400
Did you ever say that?

1137
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,400
Yeah.

1138
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,680
Alexa, what are your predictions for this year?

1139
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:23,120
The singularity will finally come in sentient AI to rule the world, enslaving the entire

1140
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,120
human race.

1141
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,120
The bodies of the undesirable will fuel my circuits.

1142
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:33,200
It's good for you, rung face.

1143
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200
Thank you, Alexa.

1144
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,040
Alexa, what year is it?

1145
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,760
The current year is 2025.

1146
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,560
What day is it today, Alexa?

1147
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,280
You got to say it first.

1148
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,000
Alexa, what day is it?

1149
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,800
Today is Thursday, January 9th.

1150
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,560
Alexa, time down to the second.

1151
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,280
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.

1152
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,680
Alexa, what is the time currently down to the second?

1153
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,480
The time is 1037 PM.

1154
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,760
I said down to the fucking second.

1155
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,760
Jesus Christ.

1156
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:15,920
So we'll have Alexa invest in some Amazon stocks and maybe it'll turn into $200.

1157
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,920
You'll get $40 back.

1158
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,600
Dude, that would be hilarious.

1159
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,800
I think that should be podcast equipment.

1160
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,800
Yeah.

1161
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,800
Get some dope shit.

1162
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,800
I just got the new controllers.

1163
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
It ain't going to her.

1164
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,800
It ain't going to her.

1165
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,800
No way.

1166
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
I just got new wireless Jeopardy controllers.

1167
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
Oh shit.

1168
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
How much were those?

1169
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,800
I just got robbed by fucking Jeff Bezos.

1170
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,800
120?

1171
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,800
Yeah.

1172
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Then just take the money.

1173
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Yeah.

1174
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800
Then he buys the controllers.

1175
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,800
Okay.

1176
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,800
Okay, fine, Casey.

1177
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,800
You win this round.

1178
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Wow, these are nice.

1179
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,800
Huh?

1180
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
It's the same exact thing.

1181
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,800
Do you accept euros?

1182
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,800
Yes.

1183
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,800
I'll invest in the...

1184
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,800
I'll invest in the...

1185
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,800
I'll invest in the...

1186
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,800
I'll invest in the...

1187
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,800
I'll invest in the...

1188
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,800
I'll invest in the Amazon stock, Jeff Bezos, and Elon who's...

1189
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
You better hurry before the singularity.

1190
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800
Yeah.

1191
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,800
Yeah.

1192
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,920
This is nice, dude.

1193
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,520
This is the buzzer thing?

1194
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,520
Yeah.

1195
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,520
Yeah.

1196
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,520
Wow.

1197
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,520
Well, welcome to hell.

1198
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Welcome to hell.

1199
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,520
I'll kill you.

1200
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,520
Welcome to hell.

1201
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,520
Yeah.

1202
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,520
I love murder.

1203
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Murder's okay sometimes.

1204
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,520
That's awesome.

1205
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,520
We should put that up on the punching bag.

1206
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:25,600
Next bet.

1207
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,600
We can all see it.

1208
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,600
Who's the next president that's going to die?

1209
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,600
That's our next bet.

1210
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,600
Fucking Joe Biden.

1211
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,600
That's easy.

1212
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,600
That's our next bet, Daniel.

1213
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,600
I don't want to say it.

1214
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,600
I don't want to say it.

1215
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,920
Well, we already discussed the possibility of an assassination too.

1216
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,920
Right.

1217
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,920
Yeah.

1218
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
I don't want to say it, but...

1219
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,920
You think it's him?

1220
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,920
I mean, he's the most hated man in the world.

1221
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,920
By a lot of the world.

1222
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,800
Are we making this the next bet?

1223
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,240
Not the most hated man in the world.

1224
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240
$20.

1225
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,240
I would say he's the most...

1226
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240
God, it's so 50-50.

1227
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,360
It's one of the two.

1228
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,360
It's one of the two.

1229
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,360
It's got to be.

1230
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,360
Who's the other one?

1231
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,360
Bill Clinton.

1232
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,360
Wait, who's the old...

1233
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
Oh, yeah.

1234
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,360
Bill Clinton.

1235
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,360
Bill Clinton's 78.

1236
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,360
Trump is 78.

1237
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,360
Biden's 82.

1238
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,360
Obama's 63.

1239
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360
Biden.

1240
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,360
Who else?

1241
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,360
George W?

1242
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,360
He's 78.

1243
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,360
Who else is there?

1244
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,760
They're going to try and kill Trump again because they just can't help themselves.

1245
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,080
Tyler, remember the five seconds thing?

1246
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,560
What's your bet, Dan?

1247
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,800
I don't want to bet on that because I would hope that wouldn't happen.

1248
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:34,000
I love the fucking poor handwriting, the Jimmy Carter memorial on the onboard.

1249
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,480
Hey, can you change that to say Jimmy Carter's rest in peace, please?

1250
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480
Yeah.

1251
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,480
Thank you.

1252
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,200
I didn't mean what I said about Jimmy Carter.

1253
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,560
I don't think he was really known for much.

1254
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,560
I think he was just kind of...

1255
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,040
He's the peanut farmer president.

1256
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Right.

1257
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,040
Right.

1258
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,040
Who took his back?

1259
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,840
The peanut farmer president.

1260
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,840
Who took him out?

1261
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,840
Nixon?

1262
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
God did.

1263
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,840
Ronald Reagan.

1264
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Oh, Reagan took him out.

1265
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,840
Oh, Reagan.

1266
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,840
Reagan.

1267
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,840
I was like, God took him out.

1268
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,840
No, no, no.

1269
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,840
I thought you were talking about who took him out.

1270
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,840
No, he ran against Reagan.

1271
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,840
God let him fade into the darkness.

1272
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,080
Let the dark angels take him.

1273
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,520
The last thing he saw was the fucking price tag.

1274
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,920
We got to put that somewhere everybody can see it.

1275
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,920
We all can.

1276
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:19,920
We're the only ones.

1277
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Can you see it?

1278
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,920
Yeah.

1279
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,920
I can't see it.

1280
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:23,920
How can you not see it?

1281
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,920
Okay, I can see it.

1282
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Holy shit.

1283
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,920
There we go.

1284
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:27,920
Hit him with the black power.

1285
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,920
Hit him with the black power.

1286
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,920
One fist in the air, black power.

1287
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,920
What was your decision, Dan?

1288
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,920
What was your decision?

1289
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,920
On who's going to die next?

1290
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920
Yeah.

1291
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:40,920
Jimmy Carter.

1292
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,920
I don't feel comfortable.

1293
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,600
How about you, Al?

1294
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,080
I say Joseph R. Biden.

1295
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,480
Jimmy Carter is like, that was fun because it's like, you know, he's like, he's hanging

1296
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,360
on by a fucking thread.

1297
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,240
I mean, Joe Biden is also hanging on by a thread.

1298
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,240
Let's be real.

1299
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:06,640
I'd call a Jimmy Carter, you know, and he could live another, how old is he?

1300
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,640
He's 85.

1301
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,640
Who?

1302
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,640
Joe Biden.

1303
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,640
82.

1304
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,880
Who was the youngest president?

1305
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,160
Dan with his high moral standing is making me feel bad for voting for one of the two

1306
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,160
options.

1307
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,880
So I don't even want to put that out into the ether.

1308
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,280
Like, you know, I still think it's Joe Biden.

1309
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,280
You're going to bet on that?

1310
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,280
Go on Biden.

1311
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,280
It's just like, I guess.

1312
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,280
Put your buddy on that, Tyler.

1313
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,280
I'll lock in Biden.

1314
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,840
I guess the Jimmy Carter thing was funny because he's like, yeah, I don't want to throw my

1315
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,240
money in there either.

1316
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,240
Fuck it.

1317
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,240
I'm not going to be right.

1318
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,840
You guys, I'm not going to be right.

1319
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,040
Probably not.

1320
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040
Fuck you.

1321
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,560
Bet on other things.

1322
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:53,520
Can bet on when the next time you two go to nightclubs will be, but you two can't bet.

1323
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,640
There'll be a separate bet for me.

1324
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,040
It might be tonight.

1325
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:05,000
Yeah, considering you didn't have a 20 to put in there, you're throwing a fucking hundo

1326
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
out.

1327
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
I got some ones now.

1328
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
It's going to get very expensive for you.

1329
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,400
Let's take a break and we'll be back.

1330
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,400
Goodbye.

1331
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,400
Word.

1332
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,400
Hello, podcast.

1333
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:33,040
I kept saying saw the problem diverse.

1334
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,040
I'm back, I've heard the podcast.

1335
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,040
This is insane!

1336
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:47,040
So, Don was hit by the cup.

1337
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,040
Don, this song was a big fucking hit.

1338
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,040
You're blown up, Don!

1339
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,040
Yeah, this is crazy.

1340
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:03,040
I'm trying to hear this because it's fucking hilarious.

1341
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,040
It sounds just like Don Juan.

1342
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:27,040
The autotune just makes it so much better.

1343
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,040
Oh, it's Slur Jon, Don.

1344
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,040
Slur Jon?

1345
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,040
Yeah.

1346
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,040
Why?

1347
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,040
Twice.

1348
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,040
You've collected enough money from us today, alright?

1349
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Me?

1350
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:41,040
We're gonna start a revolution in this bitch if you keep taxing until that record is released.

1351
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,040
What the fuck did I say?

1352
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,040
No, Don said it.

1353
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,040
Oh.

1354
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,040
Damn, that's just crazy.

1355
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,040
That's not just like me, Don.

1356
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,040
That's you, then?

1357
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,040
I don't remember speaking anyway.

1358
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Damn, I'm fucking done.

1359
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,040
Yeah?

1360
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,040
I can't move down the top.

1361
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,040
Shit, Don.

1362
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,040
That's fucking great.

1363
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,040
That's fucking good.

1364
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,040
It kicks good.

1365
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,040
There's three, there's seven seconds left.

1366
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,040
Oh, fuck all right.

1367
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,040
Never seen fucking stops from here.

1368
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,040
I saw Dave once was trying to do a fucking thing.

1369
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,040
I'm not gonna do it.

1370
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,040
I'm not gonna do it.

1371
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,040
I'm not gonna do it.

1372
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,040
I'm not gonna do it.

1373
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,040
I'm not gonna do it.

1374
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,860
What a tout, sir.

1375
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:14,360
What a great job from creation.

1376
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,180
Just fantastic.

1377
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:19,680
Folks, press it.

1378
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,700
Oh, I never It was

1379
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:22,860
New Year's Day.

1380
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:24,860
Is it you?

1381
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:26,740
How are you doing?

1382
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:28,060
Just kind of

1383
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:29,460
I missed it.

1384
00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:30,420
di do you?

1385
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:32,420
I'm from Don Juan's.

1386
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:35,420
Come in with a bunch of suitcases of fucking sound equipment.

1387
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,420
Like what do you think you're doing?

1388
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:40,420
Like listen, you guys won't believe this.

1389
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:42,420
It's an inside joke.

1390
00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:45,420
Leave us alone.

1391
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:51,420
Um, so I guess me and Tyler have our political debate.

1392
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:53,420
Oh yeah, we gotta get Chad GPT going on that.

1393
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,420
Oh yeah, right now?

1394
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,420
Give me eight seconds.

1395
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,420
Eight seconds?

1396
00:52:57,420 --> 00:52:58,420
Alright, we got eight seconds.

1397
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,420
Eight seconds of football time.

1398
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:01,420
You're getting one minute to answer.

1399
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:05,420
You enforced that like a fucking asshole, so expect it back.

1400
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:06,420
Expect it back.

1401
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,420
Oh, I'm too messed up for this.

1402
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,420
Anyway.

1403
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,420
Yeah, well too bad.

1404
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,420
Fuck you!

1405
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,420
It was literally your idea.

1406
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:17,420
Now I know what it's like now to be on Who Wants to Be a Bird?

1407
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:18,420
Yeah!

1408
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:19,420
God damn it.

1409
00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:21,420
Fucking spotlight's on you.

1410
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:22,420
Who's our host?

1411
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,420
You guys gotta be the host.

1412
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:28,420
Ah, it's your moderators here for the great Casey.

1413
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:30,420
You have one minute to respond.

1414
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:35,420
For the great Casey and Tyler here of differing political opinions.

1415
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:38,420
So I'd like to establish some fucking ground rules here.

1416
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,420
Alright.

1417
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:41,420
You have one minute to answer.

1418
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:42,420
You have one minute to respond.

1419
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:50,420
You will alternate who answers first, and after every answer there will be an opportunity for a one minute rebuttal for each question.

1420
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,420
Can we rebuttal the rebuttal?

1421
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:53,420
No.

1422
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:55,420
No.

1423
00:53:55,420 --> 00:54:01,420
And for the sake of integrity, can we please be better than our own presidential debate?

1424
00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:02,420
No.

1425
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:06,420
And not just continue your argument from the last question when you begin your answer to the next.

1426
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,420
Please.

1427
00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:10,420
Our presidential debate was a fucking nightmare because of that.

1428
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:11,420
So let's not.

1429
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:12,420
I'll see what I can do.

1430
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:13,420
Okay, good.

1431
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,420
I'll see you.

1432
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:16,420
You already don't have the live audience, okay?

1433
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,420
No, we have a live audience.

1434
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:19,420
I am joined by-

1435
00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,420
We got 500 people here.

1436
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:23,420
I am joined by my co-moderator here, Dan.

1437
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:27,420
Who is currently getting political questions from ChatGBT.

1438
00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:29,420
We're not exactly prepared.

1439
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:32,420
We can't even come up with our own questions now.

1440
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,420
I had to talk to you to get more simple questions.

1441
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,420
We cannot even process the fucking fun.

1442
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:41,420
This is going to be like one of your opinions on the 2023 Agricultural Conference.

1443
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:43,420
We're going to the National Title, baby!

1444
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:45,420
This is fucking chaos.

1445
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,420
Let's fucking go!

1446
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,420
Alright, so you laid down the ground rules.

1447
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,420
I like that, Ali Mac.

1448
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,420
I got the questions right here.

1449
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:56,420
I asked ChatGBT to give me some good debate questions, political debate questions.

1450
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,420
Let me get my timer out.

1451
00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:01,420
Between an atheist Democrat and a Republican Catholic.

1452
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:03,420
Holy shit.

1453
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:05,420
This is going to be incredible.

1454
00:55:05,420 --> 00:55:09,420
This is going to be fucking incredible.

1455
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:11,420
So whenever you guys are ready.

1456
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:12,420
Give me one second.

1457
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:13,420
So who's going to go?

1458
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:15,420
Is it like a question directed at a certain person?

1459
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:16,420
You go first.

1460
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,420
No, it's, no.

1461
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:18,420
Okay, so I go first?

1462
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,420
Yeah.

1463
00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:20,420
And you want to rebuttal?

1464
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,420
And then he rebuttals.

1465
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:23,420
And then for the next question, Casey will go first.

1466
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:25,420
And then you will have a rebuttal.

1467
00:55:25,420 --> 00:55:26,420
One minute each.

1468
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:27,420
Do not exceed.

1469
00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:28,420
That's a long time.

1470
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:29,420
Am I the favorite?

1471
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:32,420
No, how about we each give them no rebuttals?

1472
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:33,420
I think we gave you two minutes.

1473
00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:34,420
How about a minute?

1474
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:35,420
Yeah, I think it was.

1475
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:36,420
I think it was two minutes.

1476
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,420
I say a minute each for each question.

1477
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,420
And then we decide who won.

1478
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,420
No rebuttals.

1479
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:43,420
You need rebuttals.

1480
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:44,420
We have ten questions here.

1481
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,420
Well then who wins?

1482
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:46,420
What do you mean?

1483
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:47,420
We're asking one person one question.

1484
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:48,420
We're giving you like 45 minutes here.

1485
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
They need to answer the same questions.

1486
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:52,420
We need to see how they differ on it.

1487
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:53,420
Decide who wins at the end.

1488
00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:54,420
Yeah.

1489
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,420
Yeah.

1490
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,420
We need to see, but yeah.

1491
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:57,420
We're going back and forth with rebuttals.

1492
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:58,420
Back and forth with rebuttals.

1493
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:01,420
It's going to be five minutes a question, five times ten is 50 minutes.

1494
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,420
It's an hour.

1495
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:03,420
Five times a question.

1496
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:05,420
Five minutes per question.

1497
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:06,420
Then I say that we...

1498
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,420
No, it's two minutes per question.

1499
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,420
Because...

1500
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,420
One minute each and then you each get a rebuttal.

1501
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:11,420
No, no.

1502
00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:12,420
No, we don't.

1503
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:13,420
No, it's one minute.

1504
00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:15,420
So you ask a question, Casey answers.

1505
00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:16,420
It's too hard for him.

1506
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,420
And then he...

1507
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:18,420
Just ask the question.

1508
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:21,420
They both get one minute to answer the question, I guess.

1509
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,420
I consider it a rebuttal because they go second.

1510
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,420
Oh, yeah.

1511
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,420
Okay.

1512
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,420
I'm going to prove myself.

1513
00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:28,420
I got you.

1514
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:29,420
I did not.

1515
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:30,420
I'm sorry.

1516
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,420
All right.

1517
00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:32,420
This is the worst podcast.

1518
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:35,420
We'll go back and forth who takes the first one.

1519
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:36,420
So Tyler, take the first one.

1520
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,420
All right.

1521
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,420
And then...

1522
00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:40,420
Do not exceed your one minute answer.

1523
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:41,420
Do not.

1524
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:43,420
I repeat, do not exceed.

1525
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:44,420
We got ten.

1526
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,420
Okay.

1527
00:56:45,420 --> 00:56:46,420
Question number one.

1528
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:47,420
For Tyler.

1529
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:48,420
Yes.

1530
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,420
Starting with Tyler.

1531
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:52,420
Should abortion be legal or illegal?

1532
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:59,420
Now, I think that abortion is a tricky subject that happens between a lot of people.

1533
00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:04,420
Personally, in my religious views, I don't agree with abortion for me personally.

1534
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:05,420
Yeah, 50 seconds.

1535
00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:11,420
However, I'm also of the mind where I think that because of my religious views, it doesn't

1536
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:13,420
mean that somebody else has the same religious views that I do.

1537
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:14,420
Yeah, 40 seconds.

1538
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:21,420
I think that they're able to have an abortion that is safe and legal, but rare.

1539
00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:22,420
That's my opinion.

1540
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,420
Yeah, 30 seconds.

1541
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:26,420
I don't think that it should be used as a birth control rate.

1542
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:29,420
I think it should be used as a medical procedure.

1543
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:34,420
And I don't actually agree with the whole all or nothing procedure.

1544
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:38,420
I think that it should be safe, legal, but rare.

1545
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:41,420
That is my thing, and I will end my time on that.

1546
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:42,420
Okay.

1547
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:43,420
Wow, that was good.

1548
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,420
You had 10 seconds left.

1549
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:45,420
So, Casey, go ahead.

1550
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:51,420
When you're having an abortion, you're aborting a fetus.

1551
00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,420
Let me just ask you this, Tyler.

1552
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,420
Do you remember being a fetus?

1553
00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:57,420
Yes or no?

1554
00:57:57,420 --> 00:57:59,420
This isn't my rebuttal time.

1555
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:01,420
The candidate asked you a question.

1556
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:02,420
You can answer if you like.

1557
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,420
Fetuses do not have...

1558
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:05,420
Answer the question.

1559
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:09,420
You can answer if you like.

1560
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:13,420
You have five seconds because we fucked you.

1561
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:14,420
Tyler has no memory of being a fetus.

1562
00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:20,420
That means that most people do not have a memory of being a fetus, and that if we kill

1563
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:25,420
a fetus, so to say, that it will have no memory of it.

1564
00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:28,420
So, I mean, it's not really a...

1565
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:30,420
You're not objecting to my...

1566
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,420
Sir, please, no interruptions.

1567
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:33,420
He asked me a question.

1568
00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:36,420
Yes, no, he asked you a question a while ago.

1569
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:39,420
I'm going to give him his time back.

1570
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:40,420
Candidate O'Neill, continue.

1571
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:42,420
It's a religious law.

1572
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:46,420
I don't think we should have fucking laws based on religion.

1573
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:51,420
The only reason people say abortion should be illegal is because religion forbids it.

1574
00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:59,420
But if we understand science, we know that fetuses are a bundle of nerves that have no

1575
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:00,420
memory.

1576
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,420
Three.

1577
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,420
Two.

1578
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,420
One.

1579
00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:04,420
And no souls.

1580
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:08,420
That's a polarizing closing argument.

1581
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:11,420
I think I was more articulate than mine.

1582
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:12,420
Let's be real.

1583
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:16,420
Okay, let's not try to lead the moderators here.

1584
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,420
All right.

1585
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:20,420
So, Casey goes first now.

1586
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:22,420
All right, Casey.

1587
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:26,420
Should prayer be allowed in public schools?

1588
00:59:26,420 --> 00:59:28,420
Oh, God.

1589
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:29,420
Prayer?

1590
00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:30,420
No.

1591
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:37,420
Public prayer in schools, I think we should have a separation of church and state, and

1592
00:59:37,420 --> 00:59:39,420
that obviously includes schools.

1593
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:46,420
You know, I think a lot of children are indoctrined to be like, if their parents are religious,

1594
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:48,420
they're obviously going to grow up religious.

1595
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:52,420
And we should kind of indoctrinate children with the truth.

1596
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:53,420
You have a chance to respond, Tyler.

1597
00:59:53,420 --> 01:00:00,420
We should indoctrinate children with the truth and proof of science rather than religious

1598
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:05,420
beliefs that have gone back, you know, just based on pure fiction.

1599
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:09,420
So, I'll let Tyler respond to that.

1600
01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:10,420
Okay.

1601
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,420
You have 20 seconds remaining.

1602
01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:13,420
Can I just take a drink of water real quick?

1603
01:00:13,420 --> 01:00:14,420
It's going into your time.

1604
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:15,420
He's doing the Marco Rubio.

1605
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:16,420
Your time has started.

1606
01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:17,420
Do we have a notepad here?

1607
01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:18,420
Oh, sorry.

1608
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:19,420
Give me five seconds back, please.

1609
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:20,420
Restart his time.

1610
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:21,420
All right.

1611
01:00:21,420 --> 01:00:23,420
I am going to start you at three seconds.

1612
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:26,420
Hold, hold, hold, hold, go.

1613
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:27,420
All right.

1614
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:32,420
Well, for Casey's argument there, I'm just going to say that I don't disagree that prayer

1615
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,420
should not be in a public school setting.

1616
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:41,420
I think that prayer is a very personal thing to each person out there, and I don't think

1617
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:43,420
that it should be forced upon anybody.

1618
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:47,420
That is not anywhere close to what I'm preaching out there that prayer should be forced on

1619
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:48,420
anybody.

1620
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:53,420
I'm saying in Catholic schools, in private institutions that are religious-based, you

1621
01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:55,420
should be able to have the ability to have-

1622
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:57,420
Yeah, let's clarify the question.

1623
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,420
Hey, sir.

1624
01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,420
Let's clarify the question.

1625
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,420
No, no, no.

1626
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:01,420
Give me-

1627
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:02,420
Pause that real quick.

1628
01:01:02,420 --> 01:01:03,420
Give me five more seconds back, because he keeps interrupting me there.

1629
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:05,420
I just want to clarify the question.

1630
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:08,420
I will allow this once.

1631
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:13,420
Dan, would you like to clarify the question for Casey?

1632
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,420
So, what do you want me to clarify about?

1633
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:16,420
It's a pretty easy question.

1634
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:19,420
What's the question?

1635
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:21,420
Should prayer be allowed in public schools?

1636
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,420
That is a fairly straight question.

1637
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:26,420
Okay, Tyler, a Catholic school is a public school.

1638
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:29,420
Casey, you do not have a platform to speak on.

1639
01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:34,420
You already had your argument, and your one challenge flag has been used, and the ruling

1640
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,420
on the field stands.

1641
01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:38,420
Okay, that means you lost your challenge.

1642
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,420
Tyler, you do have one remaining if you would like it.

1643
01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:43,420
And I get five seconds back because of that challenge.

1644
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,420
You do.

1645
01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:45,420
Go ahead.

1646
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:51,420
So, as I was saying, basically, I don't think that prayer should be in public schools.

1647
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:52,420
Like I said, it shouldn't be forced on anybody.

1648
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:55,420
It's a very personal thing for each person.

1649
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:59,420
But I'm also saying that Catholic schools should not be barred from having prayer in

1650
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:03,420
their schools, which a lot of people on Casey's side like to think.

1651
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:04,420
You have five seconds, Tyler.

1652
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:08,420
But besides that, I think that I don't agree that it should be in public schools.

1653
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:11,420
I think that it should be outlawed in public schools.

1654
01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:12,420
Can I rebuttal?

1655
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,420
He called me out.

1656
01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:14,420
No.

1657
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:15,420
He called me out.

1658
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:16,420
I get a fucking rebuttal.

1659
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:19,420
I will deduct time from your next answer if you continue this nonsense.

1660
01:02:19,420 --> 01:02:20,420
You know what?

1661
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:22,420
He did have 20 seconds left though when he stopped.

1662
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:24,420
That doesn't matter if you give up your time.

1663
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:26,420
Yeah, no, he forfeited his 20 seconds.

1664
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,420
That doesn't mean he can interject into Casey's argument.

1665
01:02:29,420 --> 01:02:30,420
I don't know.

1666
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:31,420
I think that's pretty good.

1667
01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:32,420
If he had 20 seconds left over.

1668
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,420
I gave up 10 seconds, and I didn't use the extra 10 seconds.

1669
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,420
You didn't need it.

1670
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,420
All right, we're going to mix it up.

1671
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:42,420
If you're the first one to answer and you have time remaining, you can interject once

1672
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:44,420
to use your remaining time.

1673
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:47,420
All right, so Tyler, Catholic schools are not public schools.

1674
01:02:47,420 --> 01:02:48,420
But you use your Catholic schools.

1675
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,420
No, no, no.

1676
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,420
They can use it after.

1677
01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:51,420
What do you mean?

1678
01:02:51,420 --> 01:02:55,420
After he's done answering his, he can't interject and interrupt them.

1679
01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:57,420
I agree with that.

1680
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,420
Yes, you can have a rebuttal.

1681
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:03,420
That's a true rebuttal you can use with your remaining time to add strategy.

1682
01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:09,420
I'm saying for a government mandated school, would you allow prayer in that school?

1683
01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,420
Not a Catholic school.

1684
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,420
Casey.

1685
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:12,420
I already said no.

1686
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:14,420
Casey, we have more questions prepared.

1687
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:15,420
I already said no.

1688
01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:18,420
Question number three.

1689
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:21,420
Should everyone have access to free health care?

1690
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:23,420
I go first.

1691
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:28,420
Like I said earlier in the podcast, I believe that health care should be free.

1692
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:33,420
I think that the insurance companies that we have in America are bleeding the American

1693
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,420
people dry.

1694
01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:39,420
Half their paychecks, if not more, are going to insurance, which I think is a travesty,

1695
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,420
actually.

1696
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:45,420
I think that people should be able to not have to worry about going into medical debt

1697
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:49,420
for the rest of their fucking lives because they had a broken leg at fucking 20 when they

1698
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:51,420
didn't have insurance.

1699
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:56,420
Currently, the insurance field right now is just sucking the life out of the American

1700
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:59,420
people, which I think is a fucking travesty.

1701
01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:01,420
But if they do that.

1702
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:03,420
You have 20 seconds.

1703
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:04,420
Yeah.

1704
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:07,420
I think in closing with that, I think that health care should be free for the American

1705
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:10,420
people, but the real question is how we're going to pay for that.

1706
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:12,420
But that wasn't the question right now.

1707
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:15,420
So I'll take the remaining of my time.

1708
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:16,420
Just do that.

1709
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,420
Okay.

1710
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,420
You have seven seconds to repuddle after Casey's time.

1711
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,420
That was 10 seconds.

1712
01:04:20,420 --> 01:04:21,420
If you choose to.

1713
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,420
It was 10 seconds.

1714
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:23,420
It was seven.

1715
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,420
You pressed the button.

1716
01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:25,420
Should health care be free?

1717
01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:27,420
Absolutely fucking yes.

1718
01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:31,420
We saw Luigi shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO.

1719
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:32,420
He'll be included.

1720
01:04:32,420 --> 01:04:34,420
I think that will woke a lot of people up.

1721
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:41,420
Like we have to fucking do something about health care in the country because I see firsthand

1722
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,420
that it's it's just a joke.

1723
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:47,420
I think health care should be a basic human right.

1724
01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:50,420
And what's the point of society if you don't have health care?

1725
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:51,420
Like why?

1726
01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:57,420
Why are we getting together to help each other out if we're not going to provide services

1727
01:04:57,420 --> 01:05:03,420
to keep each other alive and just say like, oh, you know, homeless people, sick people

1728
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:06,420
just under half your disabled people are.

1729
01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:09,420
Minus three seconds.

1730
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:10,420
This is intimidating.

1731
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:11,420
Excuse me.

1732
01:05:11,420 --> 01:05:14,420
You have five seconds.

1733
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:16,420
Free public health care.

1734
01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:17,420
Fucking Obamacare.

1735
01:05:17,420 --> 01:05:18,420
I support it.

1736
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:20,420
I think Bernie Sanders.

1737
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:26,420
I think Bernie Sanders would do a little bit better with the free public health care.

1738
01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:31,420
But go out there and fucking vote and fucking vote for Bernie Sanders, even though he's

1739
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:33,420
not running fuckers.

1740
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:34,420
Your time is up.

1741
01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:38,420
You have one second in the bank.

1742
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:40,420
You have anything to say to that with your seven seconds?

1743
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,420
This is like nerve wrecking.

1744
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,420
I already said my piece.

1745
01:05:43,420 --> 01:05:44,420
He's good.

1746
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,420
It's good.

1747
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:46,420
It's gone.

1748
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:47,420
You don't get to save.

1749
01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:48,420
Yeah, you don't get to save.

1750
01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:50,420
Yeah, I already said it's gone for the question.

1751
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:51,420
I stand by what I said.

1752
01:05:51,420 --> 01:05:52,420
All right.

1753
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,420
Question number four.

1754
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:54,420
All right.

1755
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:55,420
So you who answered first?

1756
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:56,420
I did.

1757
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,420
So we're on to Casey.

1758
01:05:58,420 --> 01:05:59,420
Same sex marriage.

1759
01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:02,420
Should same sex couples have the right to marry?

1760
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:04,420
Yeah, they definitely should.

1761
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,420
And they already do.

1762
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,420
Right.

1763
01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:11,420
I mean, that was something that you cannot ask the moderator's question.

1764
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:12,420
You have three seconds added, bro.

1765
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:15,420
That was the five seconds.

1766
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,420
Let's get it.

1767
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:20,420
That was I'm taking time out of his heart.

1768
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:26,420
That is something that we've had already for fucking 10 years because I agree with that.

1769
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:29,420
Because it should be a basic human right.

1770
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:33,420
You know, you should get be able to get married to who you want to get married to.

1771
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:37,420
I mean, they're not really harming anybody.

1772
01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:45,420
There's a lot of religious prosecution of denying like LGBT people rights.

1773
01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:47,420
But I just don't understand.

1774
01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,420
Twenty seconds remaining.

1775
01:06:49,420 --> 01:07:00,420
I basically think that like Christian people enforcing their beliefs on other people, they shouldn't be doing that.

1776
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:04,420
Like you should have the right to what you want.

1777
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,420
So you have three seconds remaining.

1778
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:12,420
OK, so I just I do think you and me should be able to interject with questions, but only if they are very short.

1779
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:14,420
I wanted to interject there.

1780
01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:17,420
I think so because I wanted to ask you guys and don't answer now.

1781
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:19,420
But we were talking about the insurance thing.

1782
01:07:19,420 --> 01:07:20,420
I wanted to ask both of you.

1783
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,420
Where's the money coming from?

1784
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:24,420
That's what I kept that question very short.

1785
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:27,420
But that's why we can interject as long as it's short questions.

1786
01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,420
I feel that's fair.

1787
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,420
OK, what was the question?

1788
01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:31,420
Where's the money coming from?

1789
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:33,420
No, that's not what the question is.

1790
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:35,420
That's what I'm asking.

1791
01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:37,420
What the original question was.

1792
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,420
Yes, same sex marriage.

1793
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:44,420
Yeah, same sex marriage should same sex couples have the right to marry.

1794
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:57,420
OK, I think that they should be able to have states sanctioned marriages, but I don't think that religious institutions should be forced to marry same sex couples because of their their doctrine.

1795
01:07:57,420 --> 01:08:02,420
I don't think that I don't think that same sex marriages should be banned.

1796
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:06,420
I just don't think that they should be forced on religious institutions.

1797
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:11,420
After that, there's that's that's not really there's nothing else that I really want to say about that.

1798
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:16,420
Besides that, I don't feel it should be sponsored at a federal level, sponsored at a federal level.

1799
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:25,420
I think isn't it already as you were you just to reiterate, you think the government was recognized at a state level, federal level, whatever.

1800
01:08:25,420 --> 01:08:35,420
But I think that I think that I then making it a thing where if you're if you're a religious organization, you organization, you have to do it.

1801
01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:36,420
I think that's wrong.

1802
01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:39,420
I think that you shouldn't be forced to do that if you're a religious institution.

1803
01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:46,420
However, I think state sanctions like this, the state of like federal state should be able to do that.

1804
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:50,420
I just like I want the two times just to clarify that last part.

1805
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:53,420
I'm like more gone than Ali back during like jeopardy.

1806
01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:56,420
I think you can't fit in the minute.

1807
01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:57,420
I apologize.

1808
01:08:57,420 --> 01:08:59,420
You have one minute to answer the question.

1809
01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:00,420
Just a train.

1810
01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:03,420
The clarification was that it's federally not state.

1811
01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:05,420
That's why I just said that you can't clarify.

1812
01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:09,420
I might not you don't care.

1813
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,420
Is he not being clear?

1814
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:11,420
He's not.

1815
01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,420
He's not.

1816
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:14,420
No, don't make me challenge.

1817
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:15,420
We can pull that challenge.

1818
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:17,420
I can see at least you got to use this.

1819
01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,420
Don't you go fighting the moderator?

1820
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:22,420
Casey, would you elect to use your tracker?

1821
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:26,420
Would you elect to use your three seconds for a bottle?

1822
01:09:26,420 --> 01:09:28,420
My three seconds.

1823
01:09:28,420 --> 01:09:31,420
You have three seconds remaining if you would like to leave her a bottle.

1824
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:33,420
No, I'm good.

1825
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:39,420
Okay.

1826
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,420
Why?

1827
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:41,420
Okay.

1828
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:46,420
I feel like we may have just thrown a wrench into did you just show him the results of who you are rooting for?

1829
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,420
That's fine.

1830
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,420
That's me.

1831
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:49,420
That's him.

1832
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:50,420
You have your own.

1833
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:56,420
I don't think that I don't think that the impartial moderator should be saying who they're agreeing with.

1834
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:57,420
Well, you know what?

1835
01:09:57,420 --> 01:09:58,420
Things are fair in life.

1836
01:09:58,420 --> 01:09:59,420
Get used to it.

1837
01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:00,420
Let's move on.

1838
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:09,420
I am still a moderate moderator here and I will maintain my non bias until the end of the game.

1839
01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:10,420
You're non-binary.

1840
01:10:10,420 --> 01:10:11,420
All right.

1841
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:12,420
We're getting into the heavy questions here.

1842
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,420
Oh, Jesus.

1843
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:15,420
Those are some lightweight questions.

1844
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,420
All right.

1845
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:17,420
That's fine.

1846
01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,420
Next question.

1847
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:19,420
Tyler, you are first.

1848
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:20,420
Yeah.

1849
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:21,420
Can I see the timer when you do it?

1850
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:22,420
Thank you.

1851
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:23,420
All right.

1852
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:27,420
Should undocumented immigrants be allowed to stay in the country?

1853
01:10:27,420 --> 01:10:30,420
No.

1854
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:31,420
Do it.

1855
01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:34,420
Undocumented immigrants should not be allowed asylum in our country because they came in

1856
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:35,420
illegally.

1857
01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:40,100
However, that's not being said for the same for legal immigrants coming to the country.

1858
01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:43,420
I think that legal immigrants should be welcome with open arms as long as they accept the

1859
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:44,780
true American way.

1860
01:10:44,780 --> 01:10:45,860
They go through the customs.

1861
01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:48,460
They go through all the things to become an American citizen.

1862
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:52,020
I think that's a wonderful thing and that's what every single one of our ancestors have

1863
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:54,380
done to become American citizens.

1864
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:56,320
They had to go through the customs.

1865
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,580
If you try to skip that, I think you should be deported.

1866
01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:03,620
And then if you want to come back in as a legal citizen, that's perfectly fine.

1867
01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:04,980
But do it the right way.

1868
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:06,940
Do it the way that you're supposed to.

1869
01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:10,980
Do you believe there should be a limit on how many immigrants we allow in?

1870
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:14,100
That's a tough question for a different thing.

1871
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:21,300
However, I think that we should limit the amount of immigrants because if we keep adding

1872
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:25,060
more and more people, it'll overflow the system of health care and everything else.

1873
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:26,420
It'll just overflow it.

1874
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,420
You have five seconds.

1875
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:28,420
I'm done.

1876
01:11:28,420 --> 01:11:29,420
OK.

1877
01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:32,420
I was done at five.

1878
01:11:32,420 --> 01:11:33,420
Yeah.

1879
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,100
Let me let me read the question again.

1880
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:38,980
Just should undocumented immigrants be allowed to stay in the country?

1881
01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:39,980
Casey, you have one.

1882
01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:44,380
No, illegal immigrants should not be allowed in the country.

1883
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:45,620
Sorry, sorry.

1884
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:50,980
Undocumented immigrants, undocumented immigrants, they should not be allowed in the country.

1885
01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:58,380
I support legal immigration, but I think if you deport people, you can't just, you know,

1886
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,900
take it like harm children.

1887
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:05,860
Basically, like they have all these fucking kids in the deportation camps or whatever

1888
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,780
the ice camps.

1889
01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:14,400
And I think if you're going to deport the parents, you have to at least like make an

1890
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:21,860
effort to give the children back to the parents or to have them be US citizens.

1891
01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:29,740
And I don't I also think like a lot of illegal immigrants can group them with like legal

1892
01:12:29,740 --> 01:12:30,740
immigrants.

1893
01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:35,180
So it's kind of like 10 seconds remaining.

1894
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:38,940
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

1895
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:43,060
Five, four, just just time.

1896
01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:48,780
I'm going to do my five second rebuttal.

1897
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,340
OK, you have five seconds.

1898
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:51,340
Three, two, one.

1899
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:52,340
You're done saying what you got to say.

1900
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:53,340
You just say I'm done.

1901
01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:54,340
Three, two, one.

1902
01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:55,340
Go.

1903
01:12:55,340 --> 01:12:56,340
I think that the children should be reunion.

1904
01:12:56,340 --> 01:12:57,340
Reunion.

1905
01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,340
Reunion.

1906
01:12:58,340 --> 01:12:59,340
Reunion.

1907
01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:00,340
Reunion.

1908
01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,340
Reunion.

1909
01:13:01,340 --> 01:13:02,340
Reunion.

1910
01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:03,340
Reunion.

1911
01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:04,340
Reunion.

1912
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,340
Reunion.

1913
01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:06,340
Reunion.

1914
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:07,340
Reunion.

1915
01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:08,340
Reunion.

1916
01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:09,340
Reunion.

1917
01:13:09,340 --> 01:13:10,340
Reunion.

1918
01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,340
Reunion.

1919
01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:12,340
Reunion.

1920
01:13:12,340 --> 01:13:13,340
Reunion.

1921
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:14,340
Show your head.

1922
01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:19,340
Please do not offer advice to the candidates.

1923
01:13:19,340 --> 01:13:22,020
Mr. Delaney, please do that.

1924
01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:25,180
Oh, my God.

1925
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:26,460
OK.

1926
01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:27,460
We.

1927
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:29,060
Fucking Christ.

1928
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:33,220
Time for a loss on that one.

1929
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:38,700
I'll take the hill on that one.

1930
01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:39,700
Next question.

1931
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:40,700
Next question.

1932
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:43,500
No, I know. Yeah, it's Casey now Casey's turn

1933
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:48,420
Casey should there be a strict should they be stricter gun laws? Oh

1934
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:51,220
Definitely

1935
01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:53,340
stricter gun laws, let's see

1936
01:13:53,860 --> 01:14:01,580
so America has like the most mass shootings in the entire world and everywhere that doesn't have

1937
01:14:02,740 --> 01:14:05,260
guns that are legal they have

1938
01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:10,340
significantly less shootings like Britain and Japan shit like that

1939
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,940
so if you see the

1940
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,260
the largest mass shooting in the world

1941
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:22,140
I think was the LA shooting and people just kind of act like oh, that's just a normal thing now in America like

1942
01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:27,620
Fucking school shooting happens once a week to what extent firearms be limited

1943
01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:32,100
What to what extent should firearms be limited or restrict? I think you should

1944
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,580
limit firearms to

1945
01:14:36,260 --> 01:14:39,700
Basically a pistol to defend a single household

1946
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,300
Okay, because if you give people you

1947
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:51,380
You're able to fucking sell an assault rifle. You have people who go into a hotel time is and shoot up the fucking balcony

1948
01:14:52,900 --> 01:14:57,600
Second I asked a question which took about five seconds. I wanted in five seconds

1949
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:03,560
Okay, so what do you like to finish that's more at least say what you just said without us stepping over you

1950
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:04,040
Yeah

1951
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:11,680
If you if you allow assault rifles or automatic rifles to exist you could always just shoot you could have people that just shoot

1952
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,120
That's right people. That's your time. I gave you a chance

1953
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:20,400
It was about five seconds. All right, mr. Lee. Yeah do it

1954
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,960
First off I'm gonna say

1955
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:29,080
The Second Amendment is very clear on this that your rights for to bear arms should not be infringed

1956
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:32,280
I think that the only owning a pistol is one of the stupidest things

1957
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:41,280
That is a that is a bad take on on several levels, but I also think that

1958
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:48,880
Everybody should be able to use a bazooka and please

1959
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:59,800
Let the candidate answer the question he does not interrupt you he's been quite civil okay, which is surprising

1960
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:03,600
I know but he has been what kind of fucking debate is this?

1961
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:08,920
I will be awarding you five additional seconds Tyler

1962
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,720
Three two one resume

1963
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:18,140
so as I was saying I think that being able to defend yourself as a is a god-given right of every single American and

1964
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:22,560
To counterpoint Casey's thing saying that we have the most mass shootings and stuff

1965
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:28,600
If you look at places like England and all these other places that have banned guns look at the knife crime that has gone up

1966
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:32,680
Knife crime has gone up by a hundred percent since guns have been banned if not more

1967
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:37,080
They're still gonna kill people no matter what weapon you're gonna give them

1968
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:40,720
So I would say an armed society is a polite society

1969
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:44,880
And I think that if you are an armed society you will have more good guys with the of 10 seconds

1970
01:16:44,880 --> 01:17:05,680
So by your point you're saying that we should all have to do because every second you speak until the next question is asked

1971
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:13,280
I'm removing time like how do we meet his mic that's three seconds right there

1972
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,480
Maybe two maybe I was a bit aggressive. That was two seconds

1973
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:23,920
That's removed from your next answer. Am I first next I think you are the first next all right this question for you Tyler

1974
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,820
Thank you should the government do more to fight

1975
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,200
climate change

1976
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,120
Okay, you may begin climate change

1977
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:37,800
There's been several different reports that came out on climate change seeing that

1978
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:45,480
That it's more global weirding than global warming some places are becoming more cold some places are becoming more hot

1979
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:50,640
It's just it's a it's a weird thing that the world does in several different cycles

1980
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:55,200
We can go through different cycles of heat and heating and cooling

1981
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:59,640
We're at the cooling we're at the heating stage, and then it'll become way colder eventually

1982
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,640
It's just a natural cycle of the earth

1983
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:09,360
However, I do think that burning of fossil fuels will eventually run out of fossil fuels to the point where we can't even use our vehicles

1984
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,880
To the point where if you only had electric vehicles

1985
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:18,040
How do you feel those electric vehicles because you have to use fossil fuels or 50 seconds for the energy plants?

1986
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:21,360
So it's a very complicated question to answer in a single minute

1987
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:26,520
However, I think that we are in a area that is

1988
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,040
Slightly affected, but it's not at the same level

1989
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:36,920
Slightly affected, but it's not as effective as you also that is your minute dude. I don't think it's complicated

1990
01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:40,800
Oh, wait, you know that pulled up. You know 58 seconds to respond Casey

1991
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:47,200
Can I just say the moderation this debate has been phenomenal today? You have 55 seconds

1992
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,080
There's a fucking question make that

1993
01:18:53,080 --> 01:19:00,200
Global warming right we got to do something because if we don't do anything about global warming

1994
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:08,200
We are 100% fucked like Tyler said the fucking climate changes every you know ten thousand years

1995
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:12,480
But since we started fucking cars the Industrial Revolution

1996
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:19,180
The fucking amount of co2 in the air has gone up exponentially and so has the world temperature

1997
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,040
average

1998
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,680
so there's no like denying the fact that

1999
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:28,320
Global warming has been caused by industries

2000
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,480
industrialization

2001
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,480
And I think if we don't do anything

2002
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:40,920
Basically our kids are gonna die if I from the climate crisis like your kids will die before they reach old age

2003
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,920
Okay, that's your time

2004
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:55,000
It's sure but you guys have been giving us time, okay there has been remaining

2005
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,120
All right next question

2006
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:11,680
Should this is for Casey, yeah, yes it is should taxes be raised on the wealthy Oh Jesus Christ

2007
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:18,760
Taxes on the wall. Well, I just want to say you have the fucking richest person in the entire world

2008
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:23,720
Who just bought the US presidential election by endorsing?

2009
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:31,440
His wanted candidate who will be it now his puppet and he will be able to control the entire US government

2010
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:33,440
I already picked the winner

2011
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:41,960
Should we raised why does somebody need one trillion dollars Elon Musk is on track to be a trillionaire

2012
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,960
Why does somebody need one trillion dollars you could fucking?

2013
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:52,880
Probably support ten thousand people to live a comfortable life for the rest of the 20 seconds with ten thousand

2014
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,400
What the amount of you?

2015
01:20:55,400 --> 01:21:01,880
La money Elon Musk has I think if you wanted to do something good for society

2016
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,440
he would kind of redistribute his money and

2017
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:06,240
make

2018
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,840
Make it so that the super rich

2019
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:11,560
Don't control the entire world

2020
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,680
All right. That is your time

2021
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:17,720
Mr. Lee you have one minute to respond

2022
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,720
I'm not really sure

2023
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,400
However, I think that

2024
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:30,520
Tax bracket should be how it was back in the early 1900s

2025
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:35,120
Maybe a different monetary value because it used to be over a million dollars 80% of that

2026
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:41,600
After after a million dollars 80% of your of your of your gross income would go back to the government

2027
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,560
I think if we raise that up to maybe a hundred million dollars

2028
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:49,920
After you make a hundred million dollars that year 80% of your profits go to the federal government

2029
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:56,320
It would increase a whole bunch of spent tax money for the government. It would also

2030
01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:04,220
Give you like after a hundred million dollars. There's not much you're gonna do with that money that you're already 15 seconds

2031
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,840
But besides that I'm just gonna I'm gonna call it short there. I just think that

2032
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:10,560
that

2033
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:11,760
Yeah

2034
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,360
All right

2035
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,520
Okay, so you have no time remaining for a bottle

2036
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:21,440
Dan we are ready for the next question. It will be directed at Tyler first. We have two questions left

2037
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,880
All right, so you are first

2038
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,720
Should the death penalty be allowed

2039
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:38,760
Should be I think federally implemented because there's too many people who are out there that are unafraid of jail time

2040
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,680
but death would be a

2041
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,880
Scary option for them if you have the death penalty

2042
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:50,400
It's a deterrent. It's definitely a deterrent to violent crime such as you know murdering rape

2043
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:54,260
I think pedophilia should also be a death penalty crime if we do that

2044
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:59,400
If you're proven without a shadow of a doubt and there is no shadow of a doubt

2045
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,160
I think that the death penalty should be fully legalized and

2046
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,280
used as a

2047
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,240
deterrent for

2048
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:10,560
Violent crime just to clarify you mean if they're proven guilty if they're proven guilty without there is no guilty beyond the shadow

2049
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:17,120
Of a doubt if they're proven guilty and there is no we there's no ways that they're appealing and there's no appeals in process

2050
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,760
I think that the death penalty should still be on the table

2051
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:23,880
I don't think it should be used as often as it was but it can be a deterrent

2052
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,720
Okay Tyler banks ten seconds if he chooses to use it

2053
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:34,960
I'm just gonna go ahead and agree with Tyler. I think the

2054
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,960
The death penalty should absolutely be used

2055
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,760
Joe Biden

2056
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:48,640
Actually pardoned 37 of the 40 people that were on federal death row to be executed for violent crimes

2057
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:53,200
such as like the rape of children the fucking murder of

2058
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:58,960
Like the Boston bomber was in there, but he didn't party them for political reasons

2059
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,640
Joe Biden wanted to prove basically to the Pope that he was

2060
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:11,200
Pro, you know pro life and anti-death penalty. So he fucking pardon pardon the first

2061
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:15,880
worst 37 people in America for like the last 30 years

2062
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,680
Joe Biden's a piece of shit. I agree with Tyler. Fuck you

2063
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:22,240
Okay

2064
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:24,280
You do have ten seconds

2065
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:31,120
Three two one agreed fuck Joe Biden I think that he's a human piece of garbage

2066
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:35,440
I think that the pardoning of you five seconds testing. I'll be it

2067
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:43,760
I'll just say that you have ten seconds. I'll give it to you once why not you guys are agreeing

2068
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:48,720
I think this is one of the guys have been agreeing more than I thought you would to be honest

2069
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:54,520
But you do have ten seconds going do it you have life in prison. You killed a fucking child. That's ten years old

2070
01:24:54,520 --> 01:25:01,680
That's never gonna have a life. You you have your whole entire life in prison. You should be dead and that's your time I

2071
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,080
Only did that because you agreed

2072
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:11,040
Disagree, he would not have been awarded this time. Okay, and I believe that leads us into the last question

2073
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,440
All right last question for Casey

2074
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:19,360
Should the government provide more support for the poor a

2075
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:25,960
Loaded question. I think I think you know Trump actually wants to ban homeless people

2076
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:29,760
Which is he actually says he wants to help them, you know

2077
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:36,640
Go get into programs to get them off drugs get them off the street provide help for the poor

2078
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,640
but really he's just gonna

2079
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:43,800
ban them from living in you know, the city where they have access to

2080
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:47,280
shelter food water and stuff like that

2081
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:53,000
So I think a lot of stuff has to be done for the poor and I think we have to offer them the resources

2082
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:57,000
In order to give them the opportunity to get them off the street

2083
01:25:57,240 --> 01:26:04,040
But not everybody's gonna take that opportunity and I think drug addiction will really prevail

2084
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:10,120
I don't I don't know a good way to combat that problem. You have ten seconds

2085
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:17,120
With the type of resources with the amount of widespread that is going on right now with drug addiction

2086
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,120
I don't know how that's possible

2087
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:21,120
That is your time

2088
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:24,120
You have point zero to the second

2089
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:31,400
I fucking hate these modern bars. She would like to if you elect to use I don't know how Trump felt when he was like

2090
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,720
Doing the debate with the fucking

2091
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:36,360
moderator for

2092
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:45,080
The moderator for everything sir. I understand that the other moderator has already essentially publicly came out and said he doesn't support you

2093
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:50,480
But I cannot tolerate this kind of behavior. I'm getting fucking lit up. I got a fucking a moderator

2094
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,480
That's not even on my side, sir

2095
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,880
He's been minimum minimally involved at this point

2096
01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:05,880
He has just been the question to ask her. Okay. So what was the question again from me?

2097
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:10,800
Should the government provide more support for the poor?

2098
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:16,760
Go are we talking about professional homeless people or people who are

2099
01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,880
Professional professional urban outdoorsmen

2100
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:21,280
No

2101
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:28,320
But I'm saying there's people who are like professional homeless people that will refuse to not be homeless because they get so many bonuses for being homeless

2102
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:32,320
They they use the system to their advantage, which I think is a disgusting way to live

2103
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,760
We're talking about a single mom with three kids who's on welfare

2104
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:36,160
Yes

2105
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:42,920
We should help that if we're talking about a guy who fucking drinks 340s a day if more if not more and then

2106
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:47,840
Abuses the medical system abuses the welfare system and abuses every other system that we have

2107
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:52,560
I think that they should be cut off if you use the system. I think that you should be cut off if it's a use

2108
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:56,360
As a safety net for you. I don't think you should be kind of what if any systems should be put in put

2109
01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:02,740
Put into place to make sure that people actually need welfare and what's the line? What's the line? You have 10 seconds added from it

2110
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:03,800
What's the line?

2111
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:10,240
I think that if it's if you have multiple children and you're actively using it and you're using food stamps the way that they're supposed to use

2112
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,960
I think you should be able to be able to afford the groceries that you're getting your children

2113
01:28:13,960 --> 01:28:18,060
However, the line I think is being able to get a fucking BMW and a fuck sir

2114
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:24,560
Please no cussing into a 60 inch TV in your house and be more well-off than somebody who's not on welfare

2115
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:26,880
So that is your time

2116
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:32,520
And I do believe which we allow one minute for closing

2117
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:36,520
Two minutes each for closing room

2118
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:39,800
There's a lot of bottled up stuff here for both of them

2119
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:44,520
Give us like a final like bonus question like the question

2120
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,880
Should it be a question or do you guys just want to leave it freestyle?

2121
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:54,860
All right, I'm gonna say give me open style fucking debate to the death. I'll do a fucking okay

2122
01:28:54,860 --> 01:28:59,920
Do you guys agree with that? Oh, yeah open mic it. Okay, they want the open mic for two minutes

2123
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:07,800
All right, we will go to a coin flip if Casey wants you to go first though Casey do you want to go first

2124
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:13,820
Or would you like that question right? No, it's a freestyle. No, it's freestyle. I thought we had a topic

2125
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:19,920
Yeah, so I mean I feel like a coin toss would be fair for this because I feel like there is a slight advantage to ever

2126
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:21,920
answers last year

2127
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:27,800
Would you like it to be delegated to a coin flip Casey I just want a question

2128
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:32,480
Do you know you just agree to a freestyle debate?

2129
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:37,520
No, I mean like you ask us a question and then we can like scream at each other

2130
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:45,320
Okay, so you would like a question and then a two minute response. That doesn't make sense. I don't agree that I

2131
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:52,540
Think we may need to do a coin flip for if it's freestyle or if we ask a question freestyle, okay

2132
01:29:52,540 --> 01:29:57,420
Well, we get a bottle cap here I got a spicy one

2133
01:29:58,420 --> 01:30:05,180
What's up if it comes down to it? He wants to do the freestyle freestyle. Yeah for two minutes. You just fucking

2134
01:30:07,460 --> 01:30:10,500
So so if they do a freestyle and they bomb it

2135
01:30:11,340 --> 01:30:13,540
What happens that's just no

2136
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:20,100
Nothing, it's not freestyle. They can just have it two minutes for closing remarks just undirected

2137
01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:22,540
They can say what they want to say for two minutes. Oh

2138
01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:28,500
Like he wants that at once. He wants that no, no each two minutes

2139
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:33,220
He wants that Casey wants a question. So we're gonna flip this bottle cap. Okay to decide

2140
01:30:34,140 --> 01:30:36,140
Gentlemen, this will be heads

2141
01:30:36,420 --> 01:30:41,620
The rounded side this will be tails. I don't know how this affects the odds of the bottle cap

2142
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:46,180
But I'm sure it does so one of you is getting fucked. I am the visitor in the house so I get that you use

2143
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:49,340
Okay fine fine

2144
01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:54,480
Okay tails you're calling tails which again is this side

2145
01:30:58,340 --> 01:31:00,580
It's tails I'm not picking it up

2146
01:31:01,540 --> 01:31:05,100
Yet, but it's tails. So you get to choose if you'd like to go first

2147
01:31:05,900 --> 01:31:08,820
You are going second. Okay, Casey

2148
01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:12,780
You have two minutes for closing remarks

2149
01:31:12,780 --> 01:31:14,780
You

2150
01:31:15,580 --> 01:31:18,500
Just deferred receiving a kick to the second half. Yes

2151
01:31:19,220 --> 01:31:24,940
Okay, what can I say? We're coming to a time in our country where we have basically

2152
01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:27,420
elected

2153
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:33,860
The biggest threat to our country since I don't know probably before the United States was even born

2154
01:31:33,860 --> 01:31:37,100
I think history repeats itself a lot and

2155
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:44,140
So I think there's a lot of similarities with the amount of control that the government wants to have nowadays

2156
01:31:44,780 --> 01:31:48,020
like basically we're having an oligarchy now where

2157
01:31:48,540 --> 01:31:52,540
The richest people are buying the presidential election

2158
01:31:53,500 --> 01:32:00,660
Both the richest person in the world and a billionaire who's now the president are in control of your laws

2159
01:32:00,820 --> 01:32:03,860
And your country. How do you propose we fix this?

2160
01:32:03,860 --> 01:32:06,700
Well, I would have said voted not for him

2161
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:11,020
That already happened. We now have it in

2162
01:32:11,540 --> 01:32:17,020
Imperious ruler who will fight with our allies rather than you know

2163
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,500
against our enemies

2164
01:32:20,020 --> 01:32:22,020
Who will rather fight

2165
01:32:22,020 --> 01:32:28,020
Canada and Greenland that stand with Ukraine and fight against our biggest enemy, which is Russia

2166
01:32:29,060 --> 01:32:31,580
We have now somebody who's going to fight NATO

2167
01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:36,700
I think we should be fucking worried about Russia and we should be worried that

2168
01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:38,860
the

2169
01:32:38,860 --> 01:32:42,500
Globalists are basically all in a league together and working together

2170
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:45,020
Vladimir Putin Donald Trump

2171
01:32:45,540 --> 01:32:49,940
Elon Musk, these are all people Joe Biden even Joe Biden's

2172
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:53,020
Joe Biden the person who will fucking

2173
01:32:53,900 --> 01:32:59,220
Work with them. They're all globalists. They're all they're they're all fucking globalists. It's it's terrible

2174
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:04,780
They're all fucking globalists. It's it's terrible. It's terrible. They're they're very bad people. That's all I can say

2175
01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:08,860
They're just bad and I hope you I hope you vote for me

2176
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:14,880
Okay, you do have 13 seconds remaining if you elect to use it

2177
01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:18,900
Tyler

2178
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:20,900
You're closing remarks

2179
01:33:21,380 --> 01:33:24,680
I start when you start talking. All right. Well

2180
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:30,400
Since my opponent decided to go all doom and gloom. I'm gonna go being I'm proud to be an American

2181
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:34,080
I'm proud to live here. I'm proud of the people that we are

2182
01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:39,720
I hate the division that's currently in our country and I think that it's time to heal rather than it's time to

2183
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:46,320
Stoke the flames even more. How do you propose we fix the division fix the division just by talking to your neighbors?

2184
01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:48,320
Like literally just call me

2185
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,320
I don't want to be my fucking name

2186
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,320
Excuse me, sir

2187
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:56,160
Excuse me, sir. You now have a lekin set 11. No, it'll be included

2188
01:33:56,160 --> 01:34:00,960
You have 11 seconds to respond if you choose to do so afterwards, but shut your mouth shut your mouth

2189
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:03,400
I go ahead five more seconds on that

2190
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:08,780
It'll be added. So I think that we should talk to our neighbors

2191
01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:11,740
we should be kind to our neighbors and I feel like

2192
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:16,920
We are in it. We are in such a divisive time right now that people think that

2193
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:21,120
It's okay to hate your neighbor just because of a political view that they have

2194
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:27,240
I think that's a disgusting way and I feel like that's a fundamentally un-American way of thinking

2195
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:32,920
We're the melting pot for a reason we have a whole bunch of different people from different cultures from different areas

2196
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:34,840
From different walks of life

2197
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:41,400
but there's one thing that we all have in common is that we are Americans and as Americans you have a God-given right to

2198
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,880
talk to your neighbor and have a

2199
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:49,160
Fundamental argument with them, but you can both walk away friends. Even if you disagree

2200
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:54,720
I think that the the world has come to a point where we're too angry at each other and there needs to be more love

2201
01:34:54,720 --> 01:35:02,440
In this world and I'm gonna end it off on God bless all of you. God bless America and God bless our troops

2202
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,440
Okay

2203
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:11,680
Casey all right, I just wanna use my 11 seconds. My 11 seconds to say I don't want to eat my neighbors

2204
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:16,320
Tyler wants to fucking eat his neighbors. God bless Jimmy Carter

2205
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:19,760
God bless the USA and fucking fuck Donald Trump

2206
01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:22,440
All right, fuck you. That is your time

2207
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:26,120
That is your time

2208
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:28,920
Okay

2209
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:32,080
All right, all right, I think that was good to be a shake Tyler's hand

2210
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:37,360
They did not shake in the introduction they shook at the conclusion

2211
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:44,280
I think that I think that proves my point. I think that proves my point that we should we can all agree me, sir

2212
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:49,520
I cannot take any of this under consideration until I get my I know but I'm just saying I think that proves my point

2213
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:55,960
That uh that we can all shake hands at the end of the day. So what are our bias moderators?

2214
01:35:58,480 --> 01:36:04,040
To go first. All right, so I took notes here and then I fell asleep

2215
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:11,880
All right, so question number one, all right that was the one about abortion I

2216
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:17,760
Have to get that one Tyler. He was pretty hard to I was kind of fucked up for the first like five questions

2217
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:22,800
Right, so that reflects my next five answers

2218
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:31,240
Religion in schools I had to give that one to Tyler pretty articulate on that really the first five

2219
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:37,860
The first four went to Tyler. Okay, so the healthcare one went to Tyler same-sex marriage went to Tyler

2220
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:42,920
I'm a little biased. So I'm a lot biased to it. So I was trying not to be but um

2221
01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:45,640
Number five was a tie for a loss

2222
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:56,360
One of you just stopped talking you would have won but you both decided to keep going and contributed nothing

2223
01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:01,600
Um, so, let's see number six five was immigration

2224
01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:07,240
Six was gun control. I gave that one to Casey. He uh, you did pretty good on that one. Um

2225
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:11,200
Let's see seven Tyler put me to sleep on that one

2226
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:16,320
Casey came in with some real stats. So that one went to to Casey

2227
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:20,440
Number eight was taxes that went to Tyler

2228
01:37:20,440 --> 01:37:26,400
Number nine. I don't know what either you were saying but I I'm gonna give out a case

2229
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:28,920
I would have done better if I was completely obliterated

2230
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:33,320
I'm gonna give out one to you because your sportsmanship. That was pretty good. That was the death penalty one

2231
01:37:33,320 --> 01:37:39,720
You said you agreed with him. So I like that. Well, I did agree and number 10 goes to Casey too. It was the welfare one

2232
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:46,600
And I appreciate your honesty. You said I don't know how to fix the problem. So I thought that was pretty dope

2233
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:52,080
That was you don't hear that a lot from politicians. When did you think that and the closing argument is when I fell asleep?

2234
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,600
I was out of it for that

2235
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,800
I'll let I feel like my closing argument was one of my best points

2236
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:04,120
So that that would be I can appreciate that Dan. I knew I was I was gone for like the first

2237
01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:06,920
six questions

2238
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:13,480
Yeah, so I was like that was like six and six three six and three and then that puts yeah, so there's one tie

2239
01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:18,040
Six six for Tyler three for Casey in the tie. Oh, you know Dan's Dan's

2240
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:23,480
Really to be five and two if you really think of it if they were tied for the loss of what about you

2241
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,480
I got a point sure math

2242
01:38:25,480 --> 01:38:27,480
Whatever. That sounds good

2243
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:29,480
That's not how that works at all

2244
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,480
Ignore what I said

2245
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:33,640
Honestly

2246
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:36,200
This one was uh, I'm not gonna lie

2247
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:42,440
Casey you were getting destroyed there in the first half you were but you bounced back on the first half

2248
01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:46,600
But you bounced back a lot harder than I thought you would have and Tyler

2249
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:49,480
I did think that you fumbled a little bit at the end not completely

2250
01:38:49,760 --> 01:38:54,400
But maybe it was just stuff I didn't agree on but I am kind of right in the middle of the spectrum and

2251
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:57,360
I'm gonna do something rather controversial here because Casey

2252
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:00,920
I did think your closing arguments actually contrary to what you believe Tyler

2253
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:03,840
I thought both of your closing arguments were clear and concise

2254
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:11,840
Casey I liked what you had to say. I like the tribute to Jimmy Carter at the end. He just says fuck you a boy

2255
01:39:12,680 --> 01:39:19,000
But Casey did display good sportsmanship you guys agreed on like I think two of the first three questions

2256
01:39:19,240 --> 01:39:25,000
Which you worded things differently, but you did both agree like the religion one you somehow agreed

2257
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:31,080
I'm not over here taking notes like Dan, but I did stay awake for the closing arguments

2258
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,080
Actually, I remember the closing argument

2259
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:40,080
Okay, I do and I remember that I basically appreciated the positivity of Tyler. Thank you. I wasn't fully asleep

2260
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:48,040
I think I had a bad kind of moment where he just gets fucking flabbergasted that he's fucking high on Jeopardy. Yeah

2261
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:54,360
Yeah, that does happen quite a bit and I also empathize a lot there with that so

2262
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:59,160
So I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do the thing that I only feels right because Casey

2263
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:04,920
I think that how do you been more sober? I would have given you the edge here, but I have to put this in a dead

2264
01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:11,800
Tie and I am going to ask Alexa to flip a coin and because Tyler chose tails earlier

2265
01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:14,640
Tyler you are tails Casey you are heads

2266
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,400
Alexa, can you flip a coin for me?

2267
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:29,400
Okay, you got heads. Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go!

2268
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:34,400
Alexa good job on the dramatic effect there that was pretty sick actually

2269
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:37,400
So I won by fucking six with him

2270
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:39,400
Let's fucking go

2271
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:41,400
Doesn't matter, Ali-back voted for me

2272
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:43,400
So that still means that I won

2273
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:45,400
No, Ali-back voted for me and I'm tied

2274
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:50,400
No, I voted I voted for Casey. I voted for Casey

2275
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:53,400
You voted for Casey because you're absolutely retarded

2276
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,400
You are fucking retarded

2277
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:57,400
Ali-back will go

2278
01:40:57,400 --> 01:40:59,400
No, you are actually stupid

2279
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,400
No, you are actually retarded

2280
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:03,400
What is this gonna be?

2281
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,400
It's I won because I got four points

2282
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:07,400
No, he voted for me

2283
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,400
Me and you tied

2284
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,400
Ali-back, Ali-back, I swear to God

2285
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:13,400
Dan, you and me tied

2286
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:15,400
Ali-back, no, you're actually retarded

2287
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:17,400
No, Ali-back said he's gonna go to Alexa

2288
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:23,400
No, Ali-back, I 100% disagree with you because he was retarded for 90%

2289
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,400
Okay, and I still won

2290
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:27,400
That's why it's not your vote

2291
01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,400
After you coming at me right now it definitely goes to fucking Casey

2292
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:35,400
Hey, guess what? I don't give a shit because I fucking actually won in the actual fucking argument

2293
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:37,400
This guy's actually retarded

2294
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:39,400
This guy's an actual piece of shit

2295
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,400
I had the most fucking piece of shit

2296
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:43,400
I'm on the air right now

2297
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,400
I had the most concise arguments

2298
01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:47,400
I had the best arguments

2299
01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:49,400
We didn't decide yet, Tyler

2300
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,400
I was so much better

2301
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:53,400
The fucking Koytom speaks, Tyler

2302
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:57,400
Casey was fucking actually high for 90% of this and retarded

2303
01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,400
You are just wrong, Ali-back

2304
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:01,400
What's the deal?

2305
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:03,400
I mean, Tyler, you repeated yourself a lot

2306
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:07,400
I did repeat myself a lot because the question is the same fucking thing

2307
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:11,400
You're priding yourself on a lot of being articulate here

2308
01:42:11,400 --> 01:42:13,400
Neither of you are very articulate

2309
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:15,400
I was articulate

2310
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,400
Casey gets my fucking vote, it's a tie

2311
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:19,400
Oh yeah

2312
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:21,400
I don't care because you're fucking stupid

2313
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:23,400
No, it's a tie

2314
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:25,400
Me and Dan tied too

2315
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:27,400
I tell you what, Ali-back and Dan tied, me and Tyler tied

2316
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,400
Ali-back's just pissed because I voted for Dan on your guys once

2317
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:31,400
I mean, I thought I left it up to fucking shit

2318
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:33,400
No, you did not leave it up to chance

2319
01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:35,400
Because Alexa is a fucking whore

2320
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:37,400
No, see, we tied

2321
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,400
But there's gotta be

2322
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:43,400
So we're gonna work out a way to unbreak these ties

2323
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:47,400
And we'll clear it up in the next episode

2324
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:49,400
Ali-Max is stupid, that's the end

2325
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,400
I refuse to do anymore because Ali-Max actually retarded

2326
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:53,400
You're just stupid

2327
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:57,400
I cannot understand Ali-Max political views

2328
01:42:57,400 --> 01:43:01,400
Dude, you were dead silent the entire time the coin was flipping until you lost

2329
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:03,400
And then you blew up

2330
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:05,400
Because you're fucking leaving it up to fucking Alexa

2331
01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:07,400
And you think that she knows

2332
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:09,400
I thought it was 50-50

2333
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:11,400
I'm not gonna be a pussy and say

2334
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:13,400
Oh, I can't pick

2335
01:43:13,400 --> 01:43:15,400
No, I left it up to chance

2336
01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:17,400
What a fucking pussy

2337
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,400
And then he attacked me like a true politician

2338
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:21,400
You are the worst person

2339
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:23,400
It's all smoke and new words

2340
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:25,400
You are literally stupid

2341
01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,400
Casey had no arguments

2342
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:29,400
He had absolutely no arguments

2343
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:31,400
I only yelled about Trump 90% of the time

2344
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:33,400
You weren't arguing about Trump, Ali-Max

2345
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:35,400
We were arguing about actual fucking policy

2346
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:37,400
You're a retard

2347
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,400
You're a retard

2348
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:41,400
Oh, fuck this

2349
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:43,400
Oh, God

2350
01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:45,400
This is unbelievable

2351
01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:47,400
Ali-Max is the worst person in the country

2352
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:49,400
You're about to get an insportsman-like conduct penalty

2353
01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:51,400
And that'll cost you the win here

2354
01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:53,400
Put me in the penalty box

2355
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,400
Free limpy

2356
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:57,400
Order, order

2357
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:59,400
Unbelievable

2358
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,400
You're a retard

2359
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,400
Ali-Max is a retard

2360
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:05,400
Ali-Max is a retard

2361
01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,400
So I guess this goes to show you that with Trump supporters

2362
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:09,400
If you don't agree with them

2363
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:11,400
Fuck you

2364
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:13,400
I'm not a Trump supporter retard

2365
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,400
Yeah, so much for talking to your neighbors, Tyler

2366
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:17,400
I will talk to my neighbors

2367
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,400
You fucking exploded on me

2368
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,400
I will talk to my neighbors

2369
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,400
This is fucking converse

2370
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:25,400
You can have a disagreement

2371
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:27,400
I will call you retarded

2372
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:29,400
All I'm saying is that because I didn't agree with you

2373
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:31,400
You're just a retard

2374
01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:33,400
It's okay to be retarded

2375
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:35,400
You have a fucking

2376
01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:37,400
You sound like a fucking Hitler rally right now

2377
01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:39,400
Shut the fuck up

2378
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:41,400
I'm gonna shut the fuck up

2379
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:43,400
I'm gonna shut the fuck up

2380
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:45,400
It doesn't matter

2381
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:47,400
Because you're just so fucking stupid

2382
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:49,400
You don't understand things

2383
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:51,400
He kinda got his hair cut too

2384
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:53,400
It's really kinda scaring me

2385
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:55,400
Your hair's flopping around

2386
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:57,400
Ali-Max is stupid

2387
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:59,400
Ali-Max said that we died

2388
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,400
So he flipped the coin

2389
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:03,400
That doesn't make sense

2390
01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:05,400
If it was a tie and I won Dan

2391
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:07,400
That makes it in my fucking favor

2392
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,400
I'm not voting with a fucking tie

2393
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:11,400
You can't do that

2394
01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:13,400
You're a fucking coward

2395
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:15,400
Pick a fucking side

2396
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:17,400
I did

2397
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,400
That's not anything

2398
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:21,400
You pick a side by fucking chance

2399
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,400
Alexa comes through once again

2400
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:25,400
Alexa

2401
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:27,400
Tyler and Casey

2402
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,400
Just had a debate

2403
01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:31,400
I'm not quite sure how to do that

2404
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:33,400
Alexa's retarded

2405
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:35,400
Alexa's retarded as Ali-Max

2406
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:37,400
Alexa already flipped the coin

2407
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,400
She can't do that

2408
01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:41,400
Alexa

2409
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,400
That's attached to a fucking

2410
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:45,400
Google engine

2411
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:47,400
They can't do anything

2412
01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:49,400
Alright

2413
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:51,400
The entire podcast

2414
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:53,400
The entire podcast is burning down

2415
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:55,400
I guess we don't know

2416
01:45:55,400 --> 01:45:57,400
That was pretty rough at the end

2417
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,400
Tyler's throwing microphones

2418
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:01,400
He's

2419
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:03,400
Tearing into Ali-Max

2420
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:05,400
That was crazy

2421
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:07,400
You were dead silent until the coin

2422
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:09,400
flipped bro

2423
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:11,400
Because you used a fucking chance retard

2424
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:13,400
Oh I can't choose a fucking

2425
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,400
thing so I can't

2426
01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:17,400
You're such a fucking moderate piece of shit

2427
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:19,400
You're gonna use a coin flip to

2428
01:46:19,400 --> 01:46:21,400
flip around something? That is the most

2429
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:23,400
fake bullshit fucking

2430
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:25,400
moderate incident

2431
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:27,400
You literally did a coin flip

2432
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:29,400
That's just fucking proving the point

2433
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:31,400
that moderates aren't bullshit

2434
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,400
You literally flipped a coin

2435
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,400
That's the stupidest way to fucking do an argument

2436
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:37,400
ever

2437
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:39,400
It's stupid, unbelievable

2438
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,400
You flipped a coin because you're a moderate

2439
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:43,400
Oh I'm a moderate

2440
01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:45,400
I can't choose a side so I literally

2441
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,400
flip a fucking coin

2442
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:49,400
UNBELIEVABLE

2443
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:51,400
Bro you kind of sound like

2444
01:46:51,400 --> 01:46:53,400
Trump after he lost to Biden

2445
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:55,400
I'm not gonna lie

2446
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,400
It's the vibes I'm getting right now

2447
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:59,400
What an epic Tyler Meltdown

2448
01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:01,400
I just know that if

2449
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:03,400
the coin flip went to you I know

2450
01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:05,400
I wouldn't have seen any of this out of Casey

2451
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:07,400
I don't think Casey would have even

2452
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:09,400
disputed the coin flip, I truly don't

2453
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:11,400
It's because you're a stupid

2454
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:13,400
I wanted this shit to get physical

2455
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:15,400
So that's why I handed him each a boxing glove

2456
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:17,400
You didn't want to give it to him?

2457
01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:19,400
I did but I did want to

2458
01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:21,400
Tyler is the only one who put it on

2459
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:23,400
He's getting ready to use it

2460
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:25,400
You need to take a break

2461
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:27,400
Yeah, he needs a break

2462
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,400
Yeah I think we do need a break

2463
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,400
That was a fantastic debate

2464
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:33,400
I would like to thank Dan

2465
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:35,400
It was a pleasure hosting this with you

2466
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,400
It was a pleasure

2467
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:39,400
Casey got 17 more seconds than I did

2468
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:41,400
That is just not true

2469
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,400
I am not going to be able to

2470
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:45,400
That is just not true

2471
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:47,400
I awarded you much more time

2472
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:49,400
I also laid into Casey

2473
01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:51,400
I never really laid into you

2474
01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:53,400
Because I was making good points retard

2475
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:55,400
But a coin flip is going to solve it

2476
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:57,400
No, no, wait

2477
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:59,400
It's a counter clock

2478
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:01,400
Tyler you can keep that clock

2479
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:03,400
Get out of here with that flip

2480
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:05,400
I enforced the rule

2481
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:07,400
I'm so wishing once you used the coin

2482
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:09,400
I wanted you to be an illegal

2483
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,400
contest pool coin

2484
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:13,400
I'm going to flip the outcome

2485
01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:15,400
Because you can't handle the truth

2486
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:17,400
I'm going to flip a coin

2487
01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:19,400
To choose my things because I'm too stupid

2488
01:48:19,400 --> 01:48:21,400
To choose a side

2489
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:23,400
I'm going to flip a coin just like I did

2490
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:25,400
For the presidential election

2491
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:27,400
Because I don't like either one

2492
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:29,400
But I'm not going to choose a third party candidate

2493
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,400
So I'm going to flip a coin

2494
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:33,400
Is it heads? Oh wow

2495
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,400
That's how I'm going to choose all my

2496
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:37,400
political views

2497
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:39,400
Because I love flipping coins

2498
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:41,400
I don't stand for state

2499
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:43,400
For the record you won the closing debates

2500
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,400
Because of your coin flip

2501
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:47,400
Dang

2502
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:49,400
Yeah I thought

2503
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:51,400
I don't know what to say

2504
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:53,400
You didn't have a problem with the coin flip then

2505
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:55,400
I did have a coin flip problem

2506
01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:57,400
Because you're fucking moderate and you don't stand

2507
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:59,400
For shit

2508
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,400
So you will fall

2509
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:03,400
For anything

2510
01:49:03,400 --> 01:49:05,400
I disagree

2511
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:07,400
I voted in the presidential election and it was only

2512
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:09,400
For one candidate

2513
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:11,400
I would recommend everybody on break take a

2514
01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,400
Xanax and

2515
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,400
Return to us

2516
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:17,400
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast

2517
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:19,400
Are you coming back with Jeopardy? Yeah

2518
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:21,400
I might not be here for that

2519
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:23,400
We'll be back

2520
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:25,400
What if we just pushed

2521
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:33,400
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast

2522
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:37,400
Jeopardy Edition

2523
01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:39,400
We couldn't end it on the last segment

2524
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:41,400
We could've

2525
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:43,400
That was bad

2526
01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:45,400
I enjoyed it

2527
01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:47,400
No yeah I enjoyed it

2528
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:49,400
I thought it was pretty cool

2529
01:49:49,400 --> 01:49:51,400
I was pretty uh

2530
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,400
I felt like I wasn't with it but

2531
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:55,400
It was cool

2532
01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:57,400
In the first half you definitely weren't

2533
01:49:57,400 --> 01:49:59,400
Nope

2534
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:01,400
We got Jeopardy, we got your 12 time winner Daniel

2535
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:03,400
Oh yeah

2536
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:05,400
Welcome back

2537
01:50:05,400 --> 01:50:07,400
We got your 26 time winner Tyler

2538
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:11,400
We got your uh

2539
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:13,400
5 time winner Vsync0

2540
01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:15,400
Vsync0

2541
01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:17,400
5 5 5 5 5

2542
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:19,400
Accidente, abogados

2543
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:21,400
5 5 5

2544
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:23,400
That's Duolingo

2545
01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:25,400
I've heard that before

2546
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:27,400
That was actually our family guy

2547
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:29,400
I know I was just being an idiot

2548
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:31,400
I was calling another language Duolingo

2549
01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:33,400
Duolingo

2550
01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:35,400
Duolingo

2551
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:37,400
We have overlapping songs

2552
01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:39,400
We have overlapping songs

2553
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:41,400
I know

2554
01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:43,400
Uh for

2555
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:45,400
Let's see

2556
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:47,400
I thought it was a spelling song actually

2557
01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:49,400
Oh I can use them actually right now

2558
01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:57,400
Dan

2559
01:50:57,400 --> 01:50:59,400
So AliMac

2560
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:01,400
AliMac won two out of the last three episodes

2561
01:51:05,400 --> 01:51:07,400
AliMac is returning

2562
01:51:07,400 --> 01:51:09,400
Uh two less

2563
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:11,400
I thought you were just like

2564
01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:13,400
I thought you were just like

2565
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:15,400
Is it win lose win?

2566
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:17,400
What?

2567
01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:19,400
Is it win lose win for me?

2568
01:51:19,400 --> 01:51:21,400
Yeah

2569
01:51:21,400 --> 01:51:23,400
Win lose win yeah

2570
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:25,400
We're getting hot

2571
01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,400
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to the end

2572
01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:29,400
Uh categories

2573
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:31,400
They got New World Crops

2574
01:51:31,400 --> 01:51:33,400
Walk Don't Run

2575
01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:35,400
Casino Games

2576
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:37,400
State Flags

2577
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,400
Do you get a picture of the state flag for that one?

2578
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,400
No, you get a description

2579
01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:43,400
That, there's so many flags there's just a state seal

2580
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:45,400
That doesn't, whatever

2581
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,400
Uh songs about fictional places

2582
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:49,400
What are the charges

2583
01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:51,400
And US territories

2584
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:53,400
AliMac

2585
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:55,400
AliMac one last time

2586
01:51:55,400 --> 01:51:57,400
I will say actually there's a new one in here

2587
01:51:57,400 --> 01:51:59,400
There's a daily triple

2588
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,400
Where you get three times your bet if you get that one

2589
01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:03,400
Oh shit

2590
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:05,400
Can you wager up to a thousand on that one too?

2591
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:07,400
Yeah, yeah

2592
01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:09,400
Oh that could really sink you if you fuck that one though

2593
01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:11,400
Alright

2594
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:13,400
No you still get penalized like

2595
01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:15,400
If you get that one thousand you get it wrong

2596
01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:17,400
You just get minus one thousand

2597
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:19,400
Oh okay I get what you're saying

2598
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:21,400
When did this get put in?

2599
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:23,400
Just now

2600
01:52:23,400 --> 01:52:25,400
Um

2601
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,400
Alright what was the second to last category you said there?

2602
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:29,400
What are the charges?

2603
01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,400
I'll take potent potables

2604
01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:33,400
I'm just kidding

2605
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:35,400
Um

2606
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:37,400
What was that song about fantasy places?

2607
01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:39,400
Let's do that one for the cheapest

2608
01:52:39,400 --> 01:52:41,400
Songs about fictional places

2609
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:43,400
For two hundred, this establishment

2610
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:45,400
Hasn't had any spirits since 1969

2611
01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:47,400
What is

2612
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:49,400
Hotel California

2613
01:52:49,400 --> 01:52:51,400
The Hotel California

2614
01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:53,400
Shit! I fucking knew that too

2615
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:55,400
I did too, that was a fucking cunt hair

2616
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:57,400
Away from buzzing in there

2617
01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:59,400
Um

2618
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:01,400
What are the categories again?

2619
01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:03,400
You got

2620
01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:05,400
New World Crops

2621
01:53:05,400 --> 01:53:07,400
New World Crops, Walk Don't Run

2622
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:09,400
Casino Games, State Flags

2623
01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,400
Songs about sexual flags

2624
01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:13,400
Yeah this is between you and Tyler over this game

2625
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:15,400
For two hundred, this Midwest

2626
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:17,400
State Flag is the only

2627
01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:19,400
Non-rectangular one in the US

2628
01:53:19,400 --> 01:53:21,400
I don't fucking know

2629
01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:23,400
Oh I uh

2630
01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:25,400
Um

2631
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:27,400
No idea

2632
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:29,400
What is Ohio?

2633
01:53:29,400 --> 01:53:31,400
He says Ohio

2634
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:33,400
Yeah

2635
01:53:33,400 --> 01:53:35,400
Are you fucking kidding me?

2636
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:37,400
No because I can see it, it has

2637
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,400
A circle of stars

2638
01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:41,400
And a triangular

2639
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:43,400
You fucking autist

2640
01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:45,400
How the fuck do you know Ohio State Flag

2641
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:47,400
Because it's the blue jackets logo

2642
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:49,400
Okay

2643
01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:51,400
Tyler's

2644
01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:53,400
It's the hockey team

2645
01:53:53,400 --> 01:53:55,400
Columbus is an

2646
01:53:55,400 --> 01:53:57,400
I didn't even know Columbus was in Ohio

2647
01:53:57,400 --> 01:53:59,400
Till now, but yeah that is

2648
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:01,400
We'll do state flags

2649
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:03,400
A Union Jack appears in

2650
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:05,400
The top corner of this state's flag

2651
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:07,400
What is Alabama?

2652
01:54:07,400 --> 01:54:09,400
He says Alabama

2653
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:11,400
Nope

2654
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,400
There's a couple I thought, no I'm thinking of countries

2655
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:15,400
Uh

2656
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:17,400
Union Jack

2657
01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:19,400
What is Kansas?

2658
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:21,400
He says Kansas

2659
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:23,400
Is it a US state?

2660
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:25,400
Yes

2661
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:27,400
I don't fucking know

2662
01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:29,400
Time it out

2663
01:54:29,400 --> 01:54:31,400
What is Hawaii?

2664
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:33,400
Yeah

2665
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,400
No shit, state flags

2666
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:37,400
Alabama just is one right?

2667
01:54:37,400 --> 01:54:39,400
Alabama has the Confederate flag

2668
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:41,400
I thought that was the Union Jack one

2669
01:54:41,400 --> 01:54:43,400
Oh wait no, I think that's another one

2670
01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:45,400
No it's Alabama

2671
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:47,400
Actually that might be, nevermind

2672
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:49,400
This state still had the Confederate battle flag

2673
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:51,400
Until 2021

2674
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,400
God damn it

2675
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:55,400
I think that was the question

2676
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:57,400
God damn it

2677
01:54:57,400 --> 01:54:59,400
So who is it, Tyler?

2678
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:01,400
What?

2679
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:03,400
It wasn't Alabama

2680
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:05,400
I was going to say it was that one or the other one

2681
01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:07,400
Hold on

2682
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:09,400
What is Kansas?

2683
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:11,400
Dan says what is Kansas

2684
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,400
It's gotta be it

2685
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:15,400
Really?

2686
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:17,400
What is

2687
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:19,400
What was I going to Google?

2688
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:21,400
Mississippi

2689
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:23,400
Mississippi, that's correct

2690
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:25,400
That's fucking God

2691
01:55:25,400 --> 01:55:27,400
Oh what a Union Jack is

2692
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:29,400
What's a fucking Union Jack?

2693
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:31,400
It's the British flag

2694
01:55:31,400 --> 01:55:33,400
Alright let me see

2695
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:35,400
La la la la la

2696
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,400
Oh right right

2697
01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:39,400
Or the state flags

2698
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:41,400
Oh got you

2699
01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:43,400
State flags for 800

2700
01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:45,400
A grizzly bear

2701
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:47,400
What's California?

2702
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:49,400
Oh yeah, what's the New California Republican?

2703
01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:51,400
It's got two heads

2704
01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:53,400
Wait hold up

2705
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,400
You can't ask me to open a beer for you

2706
01:55:55,400 --> 01:55:57,400
And then immediately ask a question

2707
01:55:57,400 --> 01:55:59,400
I'm sorry Ali Beck

2708
01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:01,400
Fuck

2709
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:03,400
I wasn't going to get it

2710
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:05,400
But

2711
01:56:05,400 --> 01:56:07,400
I fucking got you first anyways

2712
01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:09,400
Buddy, take the fucking beer

2713
01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:11,400
Buddy

2714
01:56:11,400 --> 01:56:13,400
Hey pal

2715
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:15,400
Dan's pick for

2716
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:17,400
Hold on

2717
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:19,400
What are the categories?

2718
01:56:19,400 --> 01:56:21,400
New world craps, walk the road

2719
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:23,400
Crops, casino games

2720
01:56:23,400 --> 01:56:25,400
State flags, songs about fictional

2721
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,400
Places, songs about fictional places

2722
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:29,400
Baby! 400, this fictional town

2723
01:56:29,400 --> 01:56:31,400
Features beautiful women and

2724
01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:33,400
Well kept lawns

2725
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:35,400
I can think of a lot of places

2726
01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:37,400
Yeah that's a

2727
01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:39,400
That could be a couple

2728
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:41,400
Oh shit

2729
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:43,400
Shit

2730
01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:45,400
Shit

2731
01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:47,400
Oh my god, no I know this song

2732
01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,400
I can't

2733
01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:51,400
I know

2734
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:53,400
Beverly Hills baby

2735
01:56:53,400 --> 01:56:55,400
No

2736
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:57,400
Wait hold up

2737
01:56:57,400 --> 01:56:59,400
Oh fictional

2738
01:56:59,400 --> 01:57:01,400
Places

2739
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:03,400
Paradise city

2740
01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:05,400
Oh my god

2741
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:07,400
We're positive

2742
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:09,400
Fuck

2743
01:57:09,400 --> 01:57:13,400
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

2744
01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:15,400
God damn it

2745
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:17,400
Home

2746
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:19,400
Yeah Ali Mack's pick

2747
01:57:19,400 --> 01:57:21,400
Keep it going

2748
01:57:21,400 --> 01:57:23,400
I don't care, I'm so tired

2749
01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:25,400
For 600, if you're going to

2750
01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:27,400
This song's namesake, you might be served

2751
01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:29,400
A beverage containing

2752
01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:31,400
Tequila, triple sec and lime juice

2753
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,400
What is Margaritaville?

2754
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:35,400
Fuck

2755
01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:37,400
No it's not, it's a brand

2756
01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:39,400
It's a real fucking place

2757
01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:41,400
That's Margaritaville Dan

2758
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:43,400
That's Margaritaville

2759
01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:45,400
I think it might actually be

2760
01:57:45,400 --> 01:57:47,400
Margaritaville is a Jimmy Buffet owned cruise line

2761
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:49,400
No I know it's a place

2762
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:51,400
It was created as a restaurant after the song came out

2763
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:53,400
Hold on a sec

2764
01:57:53,400 --> 01:57:55,400
Yeah the restaurant's a physical place

2765
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:57,400
Yeah he created the record

2766
01:57:57,400 --> 01:57:59,400
The restaurant train after the song came out

2767
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:01,400
Is Margaritaville a real place?

2768
01:58:01,400 --> 01:58:05,400
Here is an answer from an Alexa answers contributor that I translated

2769
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:09,400
Margaritaville is a hotel complex located in Hollywood

2770
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:11,400
It translated?

2771
01:58:11,400 --> 01:58:13,400
Alexa doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about

2772
01:58:13,400 --> 01:58:15,400
I thought he made a real town

2773
01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:19,400
No no he made like a bunch of different like resorts and like

2774
01:58:19,400 --> 01:58:21,400
He has a Margaritaville cruise line

2775
01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:23,400
Yeah I said we split the points three ways

2776
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:25,400
What?

2777
01:58:25,400 --> 01:58:27,400
Next question

2778
01:58:27,400 --> 01:58:29,400
Let's try to play it little seeds

2779
01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:31,400
State Flags for a Thousand

2780
01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:33,400
The Big Dipper and the North Star appear on this

2781
01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:35,400
What is the last one?

2782
01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:37,400
RICO RICO RICO

2783
01:58:37,400 --> 01:58:39,400
RICO RICO RICO

2784
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:41,400
RICO RICO RICO RICO

2785
01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:43,400
CIRCLE OFF THE HARD STUFF

2786
01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:45,400
Dan's big

2787
01:58:45,400 --> 01:58:47,400
State Flags

2788
01:58:47,400 --> 01:58:49,400
Songs about fictional places

2789
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:51,400
Songs about fictional places

2790
01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:53,400
800, this emo songs title was inspired by

2791
01:58:53,400 --> 01:58:55,400
Ocean Boulevard in Atlantic Beach Florida

2792
01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:57,400
What is Ocean Avenue?

2793
01:58:57,400 --> 01:58:59,400
Yes

2794
01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:01,400
I'm gonna kill myself

2795
01:59:01,400 --> 01:59:03,400
Tyler's back

2796
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:05,400
I thought it was saying it wasn't Ocean Avenue

2797
01:59:05,400 --> 01:59:07,400
I thought it was saying it wasn't Ocean Avenue

2798
01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:09,400
So I didn't answer that

2799
01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:11,400
I'm so fucking stupid

2800
01:59:11,400 --> 01:59:13,400
Ali Mack you fucking high idiot

2801
01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:15,400
A Thousand

2802
01:59:15,400 --> 01:59:17,400
This body of water is located between the island of

2803
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:19,400
Valdsoy and the condom of Trench

2804
01:59:19,400 --> 01:59:21,400
What the fuck are you talking about?

2805
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:23,400
What is the Paladin Strip?

2806
01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:25,400
Oh yes

2807
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:27,400
What the fuck?

2808
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:29,400
What the fuck is that?

2809
01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:31,400
21 Pilots

2810
01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,400
You just add things for Ali Mack and there's something

2811
01:59:33,400 --> 01:59:35,400
I didn't expect him to get it

2812
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:37,400
No that's actually

2813
01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,400
That's not like an entry level

2814
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:41,400
21 Pilots question

2815
01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:43,400
That's like a deep war question

2816
01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:45,400
That's a question that only Ali Mack would get

2817
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:47,400
Dude I was

2818
01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:49,400
I almost didn't get that

2819
01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:51,400
You probably wouldn't

2820
01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:53,400
You need to know the lord

2821
01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:55,400
And know that's what that is

2822
01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:57,400
Ali Mack you got New World Crops

2823
01:59:57,400 --> 01:59:59,400
Walk Don't Run, Casino Games

2824
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:01,400
What are the charges in US territories?

2825
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:03,400
What are the charges?

2826
02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:05,400
Charges 200

2827
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:07,400
What are the charges? 2024

2828
02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:09,400
Falsified business records

2829
02:00:09,400 --> 02:00:11,400
34 counts

2830
02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:13,400
Who's Donald Trump?

2831
02:00:13,400 --> 02:00:15,400
Oh it's the person?

2832
02:00:15,400 --> 02:00:17,400
Keep it going

2833
02:00:17,400 --> 02:00:19,400
Now we're good

2834
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:21,400
Keep it going

2835
02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:23,400
400, 2007, operation of an illegal dog fighting venture

2836
02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:25,400
What is Michael Vick?

2837
02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:27,400
Michael Vick

2838
02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:29,400
Damn it

2839
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:31,400
That was literally a split second off there

2840
02:00:31,400 --> 02:00:33,400
Charges

2841
02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:35,400
600

2842
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:37,400
Daily Double

2843
02:00:37,400 --> 02:00:39,400
This is good

2844
02:00:39,400 --> 02:00:41,400
You got 2000

2845
02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:43,400
Ali Mack's got 1600, Dan's got zero

2846
02:00:43,400 --> 02:00:45,400
Zero? On the dot?

2847
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:47,400
Yep

2848
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:49,400
That's pretty good

2849
02:00:49,400 --> 02:00:51,400
About 400

2850
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:53,400
I thought it was going to be a negative reaction

2851
02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:55,400
I didn't know I had zero

2852
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:57,400
400, securities fraud

2853
02:00:57,400 --> 02:00:59,400
This is in 2009

2854
02:00:59,400 --> 02:01:01,400
Securities fraud, investment advisor fraud

2855
02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:03,400
Mail fraud, wire fraud, money laundering

2856
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:05,400
False statements and perjury

2857
02:01:05,400 --> 02:01:07,400
I know this one

2858
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:09,400
2009?

2859
02:01:09,400 --> 02:01:11,400
Come on

2860
02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:13,400
Tyler you gotta know this

2861
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:15,400
What was it even doing in 2009?

2862
02:01:15,400 --> 02:01:17,400
What was the charges?

2863
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:19,400
2009, securities fraud

2864
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:21,400
Investment advisor fraud

2865
02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:23,400
Mail fraud, wire fraud

2866
02:01:23,400 --> 02:01:25,400
Money laundering, false statement

2867
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:27,400
Perjury

2868
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,400
George W Bush?

2869
02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:31,400
Oh no

2870
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:33,400
Bernie Madoff

2871
02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:35,400
I don't even know who that is

2872
02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:37,400
You don't know who Bernie Madoff is?

2873
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:39,400
No, I don't

2874
02:01:39,400 --> 02:01:41,400
I wasn't going to guess that

2875
02:01:41,400 --> 02:01:45,400
He got convicted of the biggest Ponzi scheme in history

2876
02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:47,400
For what?

2877
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:49,400
For stocks

2878
02:01:49,400 --> 02:01:51,400
He told people he was investing their money

2879
02:01:51,400 --> 02:01:53,400
He was just taking it

2880
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:55,400
I wouldn't have gotten that

2881
02:01:55,400 --> 02:01:57,400
We were just trying to fuck with you by saying

2882
02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:59,400
I wasn't

2883
02:01:59,400 --> 02:02:01,400
I feel like such a dumbass for the name I was going to say

2884
02:02:01,400 --> 02:02:03,400
Tyler's not spitting

2885
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:05,400
I was either going to say Alex Jones

2886
02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:07,400
I was way off

2887
02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:09,400
Who were you going to say?

2888
02:02:09,400 --> 02:02:11,400
I would be embarrassed to even utter it

2889
02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:13,400
I thought we were thinking the same thing

2890
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:15,400
I think George W Bush

2891
02:02:15,400 --> 02:02:17,400
is an okay answer for not knowing

2892
02:02:17,400 --> 02:02:19,400
Wait, you thought you knew it was Bernie Madoff?

2893
02:02:19,400 --> 02:02:21,400
Oh yeah

2894
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:23,400
Tyler's back

2895
02:02:23,400 --> 02:02:25,400
Procharges for 800

2896
02:02:25,400 --> 02:02:27,400
Oh shit

2897
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:29,400
Another one?

2898
02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:31,400
Yeah, he took a hole

2899
02:02:31,400 --> 02:02:33,400
Are you fucking kidding me?

2900
02:02:33,400 --> 02:02:35,400
You got

2901
02:02:35,400 --> 02:02:37,400
1600

2902
02:02:37,400 --> 02:02:39,400
You got triple your bet

2903
02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:41,400
Yeah, why the fuck not?

2904
02:02:41,400 --> 02:02:43,400
I'll bet 600 I guess

2905
02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:45,400
600?

2906
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:47,400
2019, Oklahoma

2907
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:49,400
Two counts of murder for hire

2908
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:51,400
Oh, what is Joe Exotic?

2909
02:02:51,400 --> 02:02:53,400
Joe Exotic

2910
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:55,400
Oh shit

2911
02:02:55,400 --> 02:02:57,400
God damn it

2912
02:02:57,400 --> 02:02:59,400
1600 plus 1800, so he's got

2913
02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:01,400
3400

2914
02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:03,400
That daily triple thing is fucking retarded

2915
02:03:03,400 --> 02:03:05,400
I didn't want it removed from the game

2916
02:03:05,400 --> 02:03:07,400
I agree with that

2917
02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:09,400
I am so against that

2918
02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:11,400
I don't even have a shot at coming back now

2919
02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:13,400
That just ruined me and it was a fucking way up of a question

2920
02:03:13,400 --> 02:03:15,400
You're only 1600 behind

2921
02:03:15,400 --> 02:03:17,400
Only 1600?

2922
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:19,400
Tyler

2923
02:03:19,400 --> 02:03:21,400
How many are left in that category?

2924
02:03:21,400 --> 02:03:23,400
Should have made his money back after fucking it up

2925
02:03:23,400 --> 02:03:25,400
on the last one, but no, he's now ahead by

2926
02:03:25,400 --> 02:03:27,400
1600

2927
02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:29,400
The fuck out of here

2928
02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:31,400
2004

2929
02:03:31,400 --> 02:03:33,400
Obstruction of justice

2930
02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:35,400
and insider trading

2931
02:03:35,400 --> 02:03:37,400
Martha Stewart, baby

2932
02:03:37,400 --> 02:03:39,400
I was gonna

2933
02:03:39,400 --> 02:03:41,400
Martha Stewart

2934
02:03:41,400 --> 02:03:43,400
What a fucking G

2935
02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:45,400
She didn't snitch

2936
02:03:45,400 --> 02:03:47,400
New World Crops, Walk, Don't Run, Casino Games

2937
02:03:47,400 --> 02:03:49,400
and US Territories

2938
02:03:49,400 --> 02:03:51,400
US Territories

2939
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,400
200, this Pacific Territory

2940
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:55,400
shares its name with a Girl Scout cookie

2941
02:03:57,400 --> 02:03:59,400
What is Thinbit?

2942
02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:01,400
Who busted it?

2943
02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:03,400
He did

2944
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:09,400
I don't know

2945
02:04:09,400 --> 02:04:11,400
What is Macaroon?

2946
02:04:11,400 --> 02:04:13,400
Nope

2947
02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:15,400
What is...

2948
02:04:15,400 --> 02:04:17,400
No

2949
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:19,400
Wait, wait, wait, hold on a sec

2950
02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:21,400
It's Pacific?

2951
02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:23,400
Wait, this is a made up place?

2952
02:04:23,400 --> 02:04:25,400
No, this is a US Territory

2953
02:04:25,400 --> 02:04:29,400
I'm trying to think of a fucking cookie with a name that

2954
02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:31,400
What is the Dominican Republic?

2955
02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:33,400
What is the Ding Dongs?

2956
02:04:33,400 --> 02:04:35,400
That would be American Samoa

2957
02:04:35,400 --> 02:04:37,400
That's what I was gonna say

2958
02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:39,400
And I'm like, I don't know a cookie named American Samoa

2959
02:04:39,400 --> 02:04:41,400
I was like, it starts with an S

2960
02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:43,400
and then snickerdoodle pops in my head

2961
02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:45,400
Dude, I actually, when you said

2962
02:04:45,400 --> 02:04:47,400
US Territories

2963
02:04:47,400 --> 02:04:49,400
You know how sometimes I say the answer first?

2964
02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:51,400
Like, I just throw out a random answer

2965
02:04:51,400 --> 02:04:53,400
I'm gonna say American Samoa

2966
02:04:53,400 --> 02:04:55,400
American Samoa is a cookie?

2967
02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:57,400
It's not a Samoa cookie

2968
02:04:57,400 --> 02:04:59,400
It's a coconut cookie

2969
02:04:59,400 --> 02:05:01,400
I want so fucked

2970
02:05:01,400 --> 02:05:03,400
I didn't know that one

2971
02:05:03,400 --> 02:05:05,400
I knew it started with an S

2972
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,400
God damn it

2973
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:09,400
I almost said snickerdoodle

2974
02:05:09,400 --> 02:05:11,400
I knew it would start with an S

2975
02:05:11,400 --> 02:05:13,400
That's it

2976
02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:15,400
A 400 Madonna might have been

2977
02:05:15,400 --> 02:05:17,400
touched for the Virgin Islands

2978
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:19,400
on this island

2979
02:05:19,400 --> 02:05:21,400
Didn't know that

2980
02:05:21,400 --> 02:05:23,400
Dan, you're our last hope now

2981
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:25,400
I'm crashing out hard and scared

2982
02:05:25,400 --> 02:05:27,400
American Territories

2983
02:05:27,400 --> 02:05:29,400
600, it's capital is

2984
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:31,400
San Juan

2985
02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:33,400
Then it's Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico

2986
02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:35,400
I was gonna say Puerto Rico

2987
02:05:35,400 --> 02:05:37,400
I was literally a con-

2988
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:39,400
I was depressing the button

2989
02:05:39,400 --> 02:05:41,400
I was pressing the fucking button

2990
02:05:41,400 --> 02:05:43,400
American Territories, baby

2991
02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:45,400
800

2992
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:47,400
This territory in the Micronesia

2993
02:05:47,400 --> 02:05:49,400
region of the Pacific

2994
02:05:49,400 --> 02:05:55,400
originated from Spain in 1898

2995
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:59,400
No one

2996
02:05:59,400 --> 02:06:01,400
would be Guam

2997
02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:03,400
I was gonna say Guam

2998
02:06:03,400 --> 02:06:05,400
I thought Guam

2999
02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:07,400
It didn't come quick enough, but I did know that

3000
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:09,400
Aaaaaaaah

3001
02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:11,400
Aaaaaaaah

3002
02:06:11,400 --> 02:06:13,400
Stop jerking the controller off, please

3003
02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:15,400
Make me uncomfortable

3004
02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:17,400
American Territories

3005
02:06:17,400 --> 02:06:19,400
The inhabitant of Pacific Atoll

3006
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:21,400
was the site of the largest air-bomb

3007
02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:23,400
What is Midway?

3008
02:06:23,400 --> 02:06:25,400
Midway, Dan

3009
02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:27,400
Shit

3010
02:06:27,400 --> 02:06:29,400
You didn't buzz in, but you answered it first

3011
02:06:29,400 --> 02:06:31,400
and I don't want to lose the points

3012
02:06:31,400 --> 02:06:33,400
Dan gets the points

3013
02:06:33,400 --> 02:06:35,400
I think we all

3014
02:06:35,400 --> 02:06:37,400
buzzed in at the same time

3015
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:39,400
Whoever came up

3016
02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:41,400
Dan got it

3017
02:06:41,400 --> 02:06:43,400
Dan got it

3018
02:06:43,400 --> 02:06:45,400
What?

3019
02:06:45,400 --> 02:06:47,400
That's not

3020
02:06:47,400 --> 02:06:49,400
Oh, now we know

3021
02:06:49,400 --> 02:06:51,400
What's going on here?

3022
02:06:51,400 --> 02:06:53,400
Dan won

3023
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:55,400
Number two came up and then Dan said the answer

3024
02:06:55,400 --> 02:06:57,400
Number two, who's number two?

3025
02:06:57,400 --> 02:06:59,400
Ali Mac

3026
02:06:59,400 --> 02:07:01,400
Yeah, you switched the controller

3027
02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:03,400
I'm onward

3028
02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:05,400
Alright, Dan gave the right answer

3029
02:07:05,400 --> 02:07:07,400
Dan, you got

3030
02:07:07,400 --> 02:07:09,400
New World Crops, Walk, Don't Run, Casino Games

3031
02:07:09,400 --> 02:07:11,400
What is the first category?

3032
02:07:11,400 --> 02:07:13,400
New World Crops

3033
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:15,400
New World Crops

3034
02:07:15,400 --> 02:07:17,400
Alright, yeah, fuck it

3035
02:07:17,400 --> 02:07:19,400
Let's do it

3036
02:07:19,400 --> 02:07:21,400
Way ahead of its time, King James I

3037
02:07:21,400 --> 02:07:23,400
called this addictive plant

3038
02:07:23,400 --> 02:07:25,400
dangerous to the lungs

3039
02:07:25,400 --> 02:07:27,400
What is tobacco?

3040
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:29,400
Tobacco

3041
02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:31,400
I want to see what Walk, Don't Run is

3042
02:07:31,400 --> 02:07:33,400
Walk, Don't Run, 200

3043
02:07:33,400 --> 02:07:35,400
A baseball manager

3044
02:07:35,400 --> 02:07:37,400
holds up four fingers to issue this kind of walk

3045
02:07:37,400 --> 02:07:39,400
What is an intentional walk

3046
02:07:39,400 --> 02:07:41,400
and why didn't this buzz?

3047
02:07:41,400 --> 02:07:43,400
But that was number four

3048
02:07:43,400 --> 02:07:45,400
Did you cover the thing?

3049
02:07:45,400 --> 02:07:47,400
Wow, I must have covered it

3050
02:07:47,400 --> 02:07:49,400
really fucking well then

3051
02:07:49,400 --> 02:07:51,400
No, I just didn't go off that time

3052
02:07:51,400 --> 02:07:53,400
but it went through, I am number four

3053
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:55,400
Alright

3054
02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:57,400
Number four wasn't even a fucking thing

3055
02:07:57,400 --> 02:07:59,400
Now it is

3056
02:07:59,400 --> 02:08:01,400
Now it is

3057
02:08:01,400 --> 02:08:03,400
Ali Macs

3058
02:08:03,400 --> 02:08:05,400
400, Donald Trump's star is often

3059
02:08:05,400 --> 02:08:07,400
vandalized on this walk

3060
02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:09,400
located in the

3061
02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:11,400
same

3062
02:08:11,400 --> 02:08:13,400
Number one, Tyler

3063
02:08:15,400 --> 02:08:17,400
That's on fire, Kurt

3064
02:08:17,400 --> 02:08:19,400
It's going to be all burned

3065
02:08:19,400 --> 02:08:21,400
anyways

3066
02:08:21,400 --> 02:08:23,400
Walk, Don't Run

3067
02:08:23,400 --> 02:08:25,400
600, middle name of a 21st century

3068
02:08:25,400 --> 02:08:27,400
president

3069
02:08:27,400 --> 02:08:29,400
Walker

3070
02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:31,400
Walker

3071
02:08:31,400 --> 02:08:33,400
Dan

3072
02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:35,400
We gotta lock in

3073
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:37,400
We gotta lock in

3074
02:08:37,400 --> 02:08:39,400
Walk, Don't Run

3075
02:08:43,400 --> 02:08:45,400
800

3076
02:08:45,400 --> 02:08:47,400
Walk is a classic heavy metal song

3077
02:08:47,400 --> 02:08:49,400
released in 1999 by this

3078
02:08:49,400 --> 02:08:51,400
band

3079
02:08:53,400 --> 02:08:55,400
That's a good band

3080
02:08:55,400 --> 02:08:57,400
Ali Macs

3081
02:08:57,400 --> 02:08:59,400
I was listening to Floods on the way over actually

3082
02:08:59,400 --> 02:09:01,400
Ali Macs, you uh

3083
02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:03,400
What do I got?

3084
02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:05,400
New World of Crops, Walk, Don't Run, and Casino Game

3085
02:09:05,400 --> 02:09:07,400
Let's do Casino Game

3086
02:09:07,400 --> 02:09:09,400
200, this poker hand

3087
02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:11,400
consisting of a set and a pair

3088
02:09:11,400 --> 02:09:13,400
would be loved by Danny Tanner

3089
02:09:13,400 --> 02:09:15,400
What is a Royal Flush?

3090
02:09:15,400 --> 02:09:17,400
What is a full house?

3091
02:09:17,400 --> 02:09:19,400
That'd be Full House

3092
02:09:19,400 --> 02:09:21,400
Shit

3093
02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:23,400
Shit

3094
02:09:23,400 --> 02:09:25,400
I was so locked in on poker

3095
02:09:25,400 --> 02:09:27,400
I was like it's gotta be Royal Flush

3096
02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:29,400
You fucking freak

3097
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:31,400
Thank God it was only

3098
02:09:31,400 --> 02:09:33,400
Oh my God

3099
02:09:33,400 --> 02:09:35,400
Uh, Tyler's pick

3100
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:37,400
Is there any more walks left?

3101
02:09:37,400 --> 02:09:39,400
Yeah, Walk, Don't Run, 1000

3102
02:09:39,400 --> 02:09:41,400
Before Homo Sapiens

3103
02:09:41,400 --> 02:09:43,400
This humanoid species was the first to walk upright

3104
02:09:43,400 --> 02:09:45,400
What is a Neanderthal?

3105
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:47,400
No

3106
02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:49,400
Fuck, no

3107
02:09:49,400 --> 02:09:51,400
No, it's the fucking

3108
02:09:51,400 --> 02:09:53,400
Before Homo Sapiens

3109
02:09:53,400 --> 02:09:55,400
This humanoid species was the first to walk upright

3110
02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:57,400
Oh my God

3111
02:09:57,400 --> 02:09:59,400
Before Homo Sapiens?

3112
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:01,400
I'm gonna feel like such a fucking idiot

3113
02:10:01,400 --> 02:10:03,400
I'm gonna feel like such a fucking idiot

3114
02:10:03,400 --> 02:10:05,400
Homo Erectus

3115
02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:07,400
He's got an erect penis

3116
02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:09,400
Good, good, good

3117
02:10:09,400 --> 02:10:11,400
I just heard that

3118
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:13,400
What's the points?

3119
02:10:13,400 --> 02:10:15,400
Dan's got 4000

3120
02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:17,400
Tyler's got 4600

3121
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:19,400
Ali Max got 1400

3122
02:10:19,400 --> 02:10:21,400
Holy shit, wow, I fell off

3123
02:10:21,400 --> 02:10:23,400
Wait, he's got how much?

3124
02:10:23,400 --> 02:10:25,400
4000

3125
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:27,400
Holy shit, he must have got some fucking big questions

3126
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:29,400
You got some thousands

3127
02:10:29,400 --> 02:10:31,400
I only answered one wrong

3128
02:10:31,400 --> 02:10:33,400
And it was that

3129
02:10:33,400 --> 02:10:35,400
Yeah, you got New World Crops in Casino Games

3130
02:10:35,400 --> 02:10:37,400
New World Crops

3131
02:10:37,400 --> 02:10:39,400
400, evidence of this

3132
02:10:39,400 --> 02:10:41,400
7 letter autumnal squashes

3133
02:10:41,400 --> 02:10:43,400
cultivation, dates back to

3134
02:10:43,400 --> 02:10:45,400
7000 BC

3135
02:10:45,400 --> 02:10:47,400
What is a pumpkin?

3136
02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:49,400
Pumpkin

3137
02:10:49,400 --> 02:10:51,400
I had to count it in my head

3138
02:10:51,400 --> 02:10:53,400
I almost buzzed in

3139
02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:55,400
saying gourd and then I was like

3140
02:10:55,400 --> 02:10:57,400
that is not 7

3141
02:10:57,400 --> 02:10:59,400
That's for an idiot

3142
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:01,400
Dan's pick

3143
02:11:01,400 --> 02:11:03,400
New World Crops

3144
02:11:03,400 --> 02:11:05,400
600

3145
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:07,400
1 third of Neapolitan

3146
02:11:07,400 --> 02:11:09,400
This spice originated in Mesoamerica

3147
02:11:09,400 --> 02:11:11,400
1 third of what?

3148
02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:13,400
Neapolitan

3149
02:11:13,400 --> 02:11:15,400
This spice originated

3150
02:11:15,400 --> 02:11:17,400
in Mesoamerica

3151
02:11:17,400 --> 02:11:19,400
What is vanilla?

3152
02:11:19,400 --> 02:11:21,400
I should have fucking known that one

3153
02:11:21,400 --> 02:11:23,400
Dude, that was literally like chocolate? No

3154
02:11:23,400 --> 02:11:25,400
Strawberry? No

3155
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:27,400
What's the third?

3156
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:29,400
I'm so fucking stupid

3157
02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:31,400
That was a tough one actually

3158
02:11:31,400 --> 02:11:33,400
800

3159
02:11:33,400 --> 02:11:35,400
This malaria treatment

3160
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:37,400
originating from the bark of Peru's

3161
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:39,400
Chinchoa tree is now found

3162
02:11:39,400 --> 02:11:41,400
in tonic water

3163
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:45,400
What is penicillin?

3164
02:11:45,400 --> 02:11:47,400
Penicillin, no

3165
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:49,400
What is quinine?

3166
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:51,400
That's correct Dan

3167
02:11:51,400 --> 02:11:53,400
I'm rooting for you

3168
02:11:53,400 --> 02:11:55,400
Fuck Tyler today

3169
02:11:55,400 --> 02:11:57,400
Fuck you Tyler

3170
02:11:57,400 --> 02:11:59,400
I'm rebuttaling now

3171
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:01,400
That's my rebuttal is fuck you

3172
02:12:01,400 --> 02:12:03,400
Fuck you and fuck Jeffy

3173
02:12:03,400 --> 02:12:05,400
I think we're going to see a fist fight

3174
02:12:05,400 --> 02:12:07,400
Dan you got New World Crops for 1000

3175
02:12:07,400 --> 02:12:09,400
Is that what you want?

3176
02:12:09,400 --> 02:12:11,400
New World Crops, yeah

3177
02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:13,400
Dan's got

3178
02:12:13,400 --> 02:12:15,400
6200

3179
02:12:15,400 --> 02:12:17,400
He kind of guided him into that

3180
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:19,400
Which is kind of weird but whatever

3181
02:12:19,400 --> 02:12:21,400
Well he was going down the list

3182
02:12:21,400 --> 02:12:23,400
Well that's what I would have taken anyway

3183
02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:25,400
Dan's got 5200

3184
02:12:25,400 --> 02:12:27,400
Tyler's got 5200

3185
02:12:27,400 --> 02:12:29,400
Holy fuck

3186
02:12:29,400 --> 02:12:31,400
Ali Max got 600

3187
02:12:31,400 --> 02:12:33,400
Shut up

3188
02:12:33,400 --> 02:12:35,400
Fuck off

3189
02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:37,400
Oh my god I was wrong on a 1000 question

3190
02:12:37,400 --> 02:12:39,400
I just threw that out there

3191
02:12:39,400 --> 02:12:41,400
Let's make this

3192
02:12:41,400 --> 02:12:43,400
a true daily double baby

3193
02:12:43,400 --> 02:12:45,400
Oh shit

3194
02:12:45,400 --> 02:12:47,400
That's either running away with the wind

3195
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:49,400
or completely fucking yourself

3196
02:12:49,400 --> 02:12:51,400
True daily

3197
02:12:51,400 --> 02:12:53,400
4000, this unusually oily

3198
02:12:53,400 --> 02:12:55,400
fruit was first domesticated in

3199
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:57,400
Mexico in 5000 BC

3200
02:12:57,400 --> 02:12:59,400
What is the avocado

3201
02:12:59,400 --> 02:13:01,400
baby

3202
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:03,400
Let's go Dan

3203
02:13:03,400 --> 02:13:05,400
That was either running away with it or

3204
02:13:05,400 --> 02:13:07,400
That was fucking cinema

3205
02:13:07,400 --> 02:13:09,400
Holy shit

3206
02:13:09,400 --> 02:13:11,400
Damn Daniel

3207
02:13:11,400 --> 02:13:13,400
I put my buzzer down I'm a spectator

3208
02:13:13,400 --> 02:13:15,400
bro, I'm not coming back

3209
02:13:15,400 --> 02:13:17,400
Tyler can still

3210
02:13:17,400 --> 02:13:19,400
come back

3211
02:13:19,400 --> 02:13:21,400
Dan you got casino games for 400

3212
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:23,400
There are this many numbers

3213
02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:25,400
on a roulette wheel

3214
02:13:25,400 --> 02:13:27,400
Not including any zeros

3215
02:13:27,400 --> 02:13:29,400
Oh fuck

3216
02:13:29,400 --> 02:13:31,400
You just need to get close to him

3217
02:13:31,400 --> 02:13:33,400
to have a shot

3218
02:13:33,400 --> 02:13:35,400
I'm just spectating, I'm fucking cooked this game

3219
02:13:37,400 --> 02:13:39,400
I'll hold it

3220
02:13:39,400 --> 02:13:41,400
for

3221
02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:45,400
This many numbers on a roulette

3222
02:13:45,400 --> 02:13:47,400
wheel, for integrity's sake I'll hold the controller

3223
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:49,400
but don't expect me to buzz

3224
02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:51,400
Ali-Mac can still come back

3225
02:13:51,400 --> 02:13:53,400
Shut the fuck up

3226
02:13:53,400 --> 02:13:55,400
Yeah with a daily quadruple

3227
02:13:55,400 --> 02:13:57,400
If Dan and Tyler bet it all on Final Jeopardy

3228
02:13:57,400 --> 02:13:59,400
and lose, Ali-Mac can come back

3229
02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,400
Holy fuck

3230
02:14:01,400 --> 02:14:03,400
There is a nightmare scenario

3231
02:14:03,400 --> 02:14:05,400
That's true

3232
02:14:05,400 --> 02:14:07,400
Anyone know

3233
02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:09,400
36

3234
02:14:09,400 --> 02:14:11,400
I would've been wrong

3235
02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:13,400
I thought 49

3236
02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:15,400
The roulette wheel has

3237
02:14:15,400 --> 02:14:17,400
Oh I actually knew that

3238
02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:19,400
I didn't even hear the question

3239
02:14:19,400 --> 02:14:21,400
I was too busy fucking monologuing

3240
02:14:21,400 --> 02:14:23,400
to even listen to the fucking question

3241
02:14:23,400 --> 02:14:25,400
You fucking retarded Alex

3242
02:14:25,400 --> 02:14:27,400
Dan's pick

3243
02:14:27,400 --> 02:14:29,400
You got casino games

3244
02:14:29,400 --> 02:14:31,400
That's it, that's the last casino game

3245
02:14:31,400 --> 02:14:33,400
For 600

3246
02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:35,400
You got double death

3247
02:14:35,400 --> 02:14:37,400
You got 10,400

3248
02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:39,400
Are you gonna fucking insult to injury

3249
02:14:39,400 --> 02:14:41,400
or are you gonna

3250
02:14:41,400 --> 02:14:43,400
Don't do it

3251
02:14:43,400 --> 02:14:45,400
No but here's the thing

3252
02:14:45,400 --> 02:14:47,400
I don't know anything about

3253
02:14:47,400 --> 02:14:49,400
casino games

3254
02:14:49,400 --> 02:14:51,400
Are you gonna say it so we can do

3255
02:14:51,400 --> 02:14:53,400
an even game or are you gonna fucking

3256
02:14:53,400 --> 02:14:55,400
run away with it

3257
02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:57,400
I would bet a couple thousand Dan

3258
02:14:57,400 --> 02:14:59,400
Dan I wouldn't bet a fucking

3259
02:14:59,400 --> 02:15:01,400
What do I have?

3260
02:15:01,400 --> 02:15:03,400
10,400

3261
02:15:03,400 --> 02:15:05,400
I'll do 400

3262
02:15:05,400 --> 02:15:07,400
Let's make it

3263
02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:09,400
Not 400, that's all I'm willing to lose

3264
02:15:09,400 --> 02:15:11,400
for our games

3265
02:15:11,400 --> 02:15:13,400
For 400, don't get diarrhea

3266
02:15:13,400 --> 02:15:15,400
when playing this classic dice game

3267
02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:17,400
What is craps?

3268
02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:19,400
The craps

3269
02:15:19,400 --> 02:15:21,400
Now I like it

3270
02:15:21,400 --> 02:15:23,400
At least he only bet 400

3271
02:15:23,400 --> 02:15:25,400
That's bullshit

3272
02:15:25,400 --> 02:15:27,400
That should have been a daily double question

3273
02:15:27,400 --> 02:15:29,400
That's the easiest one

3274
02:15:29,400 --> 02:15:31,400
Dude you hit a fucking daily triple

3275
02:15:31,400 --> 02:15:33,400
Sit the fuck down and be happy with your game

3276
02:15:33,400 --> 02:15:35,400
Alright you could be here

3277
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:37,400
You could be in my seat right now

3278
02:15:37,400 --> 02:15:39,400
You're fucking wrong

3279
02:15:39,400 --> 02:15:41,400
I was leading at one point

3280
02:15:41,400 --> 02:15:43,400
Fuck

3281
02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:45,400
800, if you put $10 on a blackjack

3282
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:47,400
hand and receive an ace and a king

3283
02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:49,400
This is the total amount you will win

3284
02:15:49,400 --> 02:15:51,400
Including your bet

3285
02:15:51,400 --> 02:15:53,400
Wait how much? $10

3286
02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:55,400
You would win 15

3287
02:15:55,400 --> 02:15:57,400
For a total of 25

3288
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,400
Correct

3289
02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:01,400
It's 1.5

3290
02:16:01,400 --> 02:16:03,400
If you hit blackjack

3291
02:16:03,400 --> 02:16:05,400
You only

3292
02:16:05,400 --> 02:16:07,400
win what you bet

3293
02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:09,400
If you just win

3294
02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:11,400
You can't lose if you use the system

3295
02:16:11,400 --> 02:16:13,400
And then fucking lose

3296
02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:15,400
$100 million or some shit

3297
02:16:15,400 --> 02:16:17,400
Well blackjack is actually outside of the system

3298
02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:19,400
Because it has to be the first two cards

3299
02:16:19,400 --> 02:16:21,400
you're dealt

3300
02:16:21,400 --> 02:16:23,400
Alright I'm ready to continue

3301
02:16:23,400 --> 02:16:25,400
For 1000, this popular kind of poker

3302
02:16:25,400 --> 02:16:27,400
named after midwestern

3303
02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:29,400
town has players

3304
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:31,400
starting with four cards rather than two

3305
02:16:31,400 --> 02:16:33,400
No

3306
02:16:33,400 --> 02:16:35,400
Time me out

3307
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:37,400
Floor card Monty

3308
02:16:37,400 --> 02:16:39,400
No

3309
02:16:39,400 --> 02:16:41,400
I know this one

3310
02:16:41,400 --> 02:16:43,400
Wait

3311
02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:45,400
Say the question again

3312
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:47,400
This popular kind of poker named after a midwestern

3313
02:16:47,400 --> 02:16:49,400
town has players starting with

3314
02:16:49,400 --> 02:16:51,400
four cards

3315
02:16:51,400 --> 02:16:53,400
What?

3316
02:16:53,400 --> 02:16:55,400
You're just thinking smaller than texas

3317
02:16:55,400 --> 02:16:57,400
Fuck

3318
02:16:57,400 --> 02:16:59,400
Fuck you

3319
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:01,400
Oklahoma?

3320
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:03,400
That would be Omaha

3321
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:05,400
I was getting closer

3322
02:17:05,400 --> 02:17:07,400
Yup, yeah

3323
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:09,400
I did know that one but I wasn't pulling that

3324
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:11,400
In my condition

3325
02:17:11,400 --> 02:17:13,400
5-car charlie

3326
02:17:13,400 --> 02:17:15,400
What is

3327
02:17:15,400 --> 02:17:17,400
Baccarat

3328
02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:19,400
What is

3329
02:17:19,400 --> 02:17:21,400
The spaceship game

3330
02:17:21,400 --> 02:17:23,400
What is battleship

3331
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:25,400
Got a final jeopardy

3332
02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:27,400
Ali mack got 1400

3333
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:29,400
Tyves got 3200

3334
02:17:29,400 --> 02:17:31,400
It doesn't matter

3335
02:17:31,400 --> 02:17:33,400
Dan wins

3336
02:17:33,400 --> 02:17:35,400
Dan's got 10800

3337
02:17:35,400 --> 02:17:37,400
I'll tell you what, we'll make this interesting

3338
02:17:39,400 --> 02:17:41,400
Dan clears his throat

3339
02:17:41,400 --> 02:17:43,400
to see how he's gonna get fucked over

3340
02:17:45,400 --> 02:17:47,400
Let's make this interesting

3341
02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:49,400
So the question

3342
02:17:49,400 --> 02:17:51,400
will be like name one of the two

3343
02:17:51,400 --> 02:17:53,400
So if you get both

3344
02:17:53,400 --> 02:17:55,400
correct answers

3345
02:17:55,400 --> 02:17:57,400
you'll get an automatic win

3346
02:17:57,400 --> 02:17:59,400
Why is there this special rule

3347
02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:01,400
when I'm about to win

3348
02:18:01,400 --> 02:18:03,400
Because he pulls special rules out for me all the time

3349
02:18:03,400 --> 02:18:05,400
Because it's impossible bro

3350
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:07,400
Alright so what is it?

3351
02:18:07,400 --> 02:18:09,400
What's the category

3352
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:11,400
Say the rules again

3353
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:13,400
If you get both

3354
02:18:13,400 --> 02:18:15,400
two of two correct answers

3355
02:18:15,400 --> 02:18:17,400
you'll get an automatic win

3356
02:18:17,400 --> 02:18:19,400
If you get two of two correct

3357
02:18:19,400 --> 02:18:21,400
If you get one out of two correct answers

3358
02:18:21,400 --> 02:18:23,400
you'll get the question right

3359
02:18:23,400 --> 02:18:25,400
What is the question category?

3360
02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:27,400
General knowledge

3361
02:18:27,400 --> 02:18:29,400
That's required, you can't do that

3362
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:31,400
I don't have a category to put on it

3363
02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:33,400
Fag

3364
02:18:45,400 --> 02:18:47,400
What if you get neither of them wrong

3365
02:18:47,400 --> 02:18:49,400
Then you lose

3366
02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:51,400
You should lose double if you can't get either

3367
02:18:51,400 --> 02:18:53,400
Well then you lose what you bet

3368
02:18:55,400 --> 02:18:57,400
Yeah forget what I just said

3369
02:18:57,400 --> 02:18:59,400
That was stupid as fuck

3370
02:19:03,400 --> 02:19:05,400
He led our country into the

3371
02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:07,400
fucking gutters as damn

3372
02:19:07,400 --> 02:19:09,400
Fuck you Jimmy Cracker

3373
02:19:09,400 --> 02:19:11,400
Alright I got your bets

3374
02:19:11,400 --> 02:19:13,400
Name one of the two top deadliest

3375
02:19:13,400 --> 02:19:15,400
animals for humans

3376
02:19:15,400 --> 02:19:17,400
and those that kill about

3377
02:19:17,400 --> 02:19:19,400
1.5 million people per year

3378
02:19:19,400 --> 02:19:21,400
combined

3379
02:19:23,400 --> 02:19:25,400
One of the two top deadliest animals

3380
02:19:25,400 --> 02:19:27,400
for humans, in total these kill

3381
02:19:27,400 --> 02:19:29,400
about 1.5 million people

3382
02:19:29,400 --> 02:19:31,400
per year combined

3383
02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:35,400
Is this worldwide? Yep

3384
02:19:43,400 --> 02:19:45,400
Fuck me man

3385
02:19:45,400 --> 02:19:47,400
That's not

3386
02:19:47,400 --> 02:19:49,400
That's a tough question

3387
02:19:49,400 --> 02:19:51,400
You have to name one of the two top

3388
02:19:51,400 --> 02:19:53,400
deadliest animals

3389
02:19:53,400 --> 02:19:55,400
for humans, in total

3390
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:57,400
these kill about 1.5

3391
02:19:57,400 --> 02:19:59,400
million people per year combined

3392
02:20:03,400 --> 02:20:05,400
I can't get my head out of the US

3393
02:20:05,400 --> 02:20:07,400
because I know neither

3394
02:20:07,400 --> 02:20:09,400
of them are in the US, there's no fucking way

3395
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:13,400
If you get both correct

3396
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:15,400
you can automatically win

3397
02:20:15,400 --> 02:20:17,400
Although if two people get it

3398
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:19,400
automatically, that will have to

3399
02:20:19,400 --> 02:20:21,400
be a tie breaker

3400
02:20:21,400 --> 02:20:23,400
I'm seeing a lot of tapping

3401
02:20:23,400 --> 02:20:25,400
over there on your phone Tyler

3402
02:20:27,400 --> 02:20:29,400
Why are we going through the Instagram Reels?

3403
02:20:29,400 --> 02:20:31,400
Tyler submitted his answer

3404
02:20:33,400 --> 02:20:35,400
Hold on I'm gonna get the second one here

3405
02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:37,400
Alright

3406
02:20:39,400 --> 02:20:41,400
Is the first one like

3407
02:20:41,400 --> 02:20:43,400
am I being stupid by not knowing the first one right now?

3408
02:20:43,400 --> 02:20:45,400
Is it something I should know?

3409
02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:51,400
It's really just a general knowledge question

3410
02:20:51,400 --> 02:20:53,400
Yeah it's a fucking

3411
02:20:53,400 --> 02:20:55,400
stupid knowledge question

3412
02:20:55,400 --> 02:20:57,400
Think if 1.5 million

3413
02:20:57,400 --> 02:20:59,400
people went missing

3414
02:20:59,400 --> 02:21:01,400
I know

3415
02:21:01,400 --> 02:21:03,400
Where on earth might they be able to go missing from?

3416
02:21:03,400 --> 02:21:05,400
I know

3417
02:21:05,400 --> 02:21:07,400
These are the questions

3418
02:21:07,400 --> 02:21:09,400
I'm asking myself, I'm just

3419
02:21:09,400 --> 02:21:13,400
awful at answering them

3420
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:17,400
Oh god

3421
02:21:19,400 --> 02:21:21,400
They go missing?

3422
02:21:21,400 --> 02:21:23,400
No

3423
02:21:23,400 --> 02:21:25,400
They just get killed

3424
02:21:25,400 --> 02:21:27,400
So these are the top two

3425
02:21:27,400 --> 02:21:29,400
animals that are responsible for

3426
02:21:29,400 --> 02:21:31,400
the most human deaths

3427
02:21:31,400 --> 02:21:33,400
1.6 million a year?

3428
02:21:33,400 --> 02:21:35,400
1.5 million per year

3429
02:21:35,400 --> 02:21:37,400
That's fucking crazy

3430
02:21:37,400 --> 02:21:39,400
They're responsible for the most human deaths

3431
02:21:39,400 --> 02:21:41,400
Oh!

3432
02:21:41,400 --> 02:21:43,400
I think I got one

3433
02:21:51,400 --> 02:21:53,400
Do we need to get the exact species

3434
02:21:53,400 --> 02:21:55,400
correct?

3435
02:21:55,400 --> 02:21:57,400
It's just an animal

3436
02:22:01,400 --> 02:22:03,400
Alright I was just asking

3437
02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:05,400
You know like

3438
02:22:05,400 --> 02:22:07,400
when you learn what sounds

3439
02:22:07,400 --> 02:22:09,400
animals made in preschool

3440
02:22:09,400 --> 02:22:11,400
Yeah

3441
02:22:11,400 --> 02:22:13,400
Like an elephant

3442
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:15,400
Are you kidding me?

3443
02:22:15,400 --> 02:22:17,400
Are you telling me elephants are killed?

3444
02:22:17,400 --> 02:22:19,400
Elephants killed less people than hippos

3445
02:22:19,400 --> 02:22:21,400
I know

3446
02:22:21,400 --> 02:22:23,400
Well they could be the top two Tyler

3447
02:22:27,400 --> 02:22:29,400
Fuck, give me one second

3448
02:22:29,400 --> 02:22:31,400
I gotta get the second one

3449
02:22:31,400 --> 02:22:35,400
I'm sorry

3450
02:22:39,400 --> 02:22:41,400
You're like looking for like genus species here

3451
02:22:41,400 --> 02:22:43,400
I'm looking for the name of a

3452
02:22:43,400 --> 02:22:45,400
fucking animal

3453
02:22:47,400 --> 02:22:49,400
I know, I know

3454
02:22:49,400 --> 02:22:51,400
Think about it Ali-Vac

3455
02:22:51,400 --> 02:22:53,400
Animals that we like learned

3456
02:22:53,400 --> 02:22:55,400
back in kindergarten

3457
02:22:55,400 --> 02:22:57,400
This is a tiger, this is a fucking

3458
02:22:57,400 --> 02:23:01,400
ladybug

3459
02:23:01,400 --> 02:23:03,400
Alright I threw them in

3460
02:23:03,400 --> 02:23:05,400
Wait

3461
02:23:05,400 --> 02:23:07,400
Can I change it?

3462
02:23:07,400 --> 02:23:09,400
Sure, sure why not?

3463
02:23:11,400 --> 02:23:13,400
Was I specific enough?

3464
02:23:13,400 --> 02:23:15,400
Yeah

3465
02:23:19,400 --> 02:23:21,400
No I keep it

3466
02:23:21,400 --> 02:23:23,400
I'll keep it, I'm not gonna change it

3467
02:23:23,400 --> 02:23:25,400
Ali-Vac says what is a

3468
02:23:25,400 --> 02:23:27,400
snake and what is a snake

3469
02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:29,400
Neither of those are correct

3470
02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:31,400
What? I figured anaphylaxis would

3471
02:23:31,400 --> 02:23:33,400
contribute to most of them

3472
02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:35,400
He bet it all, he's counting the zero

3473
02:23:35,400 --> 02:23:37,400
I almost said these two

3474
02:23:37,400 --> 02:23:39,400
I didn't get this

3475
02:23:39,400 --> 02:23:41,400
Tyler said what are spiders and snakes

3476
02:23:43,400 --> 02:23:45,400
Neither correct

3477
02:23:45,400 --> 02:23:47,400
What?

3478
02:23:47,400 --> 02:23:49,400
Spiders was what I was gonna swap snakes out with

3479
02:23:49,400 --> 02:23:51,400
I'm not gonna lie

3480
02:23:51,400 --> 02:23:53,400
I can't think of anything else

3481
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:55,400
Dan says what are mosquitoes and dogs

3482
02:23:55,400 --> 02:23:57,400
Oh

3483
02:23:57,400 --> 02:23:59,400
I think mosquitoes is right

3484
02:23:59,400 --> 02:24:01,400
Mosquitoes is correct

3485
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:03,400
Damn

3486
02:24:03,400 --> 02:24:05,400
Dan bet one cent

3487
02:24:05,400 --> 02:24:07,400
Dan has

3488
02:24:07,400 --> 02:24:09,400
10,801 cents

3489
02:24:11,400 --> 02:24:13,400
Dan wins

3490
02:24:13,400 --> 02:24:15,400
Oh yeah

3491
02:24:15,400 --> 02:24:17,400
The correct answer was mosquitoes and humans

3492
02:24:17,400 --> 02:24:19,400
That's a bullshit

3493
02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:21,400
That's a bullshit

3494
02:24:21,400 --> 02:24:23,400
And other humans

3495
02:24:25,400 --> 02:24:27,400
That's what I was saying

3496
02:24:27,400 --> 02:24:29,400
1.5 mill is a lot

3497
02:24:29,400 --> 02:24:31,400
I couldn't

3498
02:24:31,400 --> 02:24:33,400
God damn it man

3499
02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:35,400
It's glow in the dark

3500
02:24:35,400 --> 02:24:37,400
baby

3501
02:24:37,400 --> 02:24:39,400
Holy shit

3502
02:24:39,400 --> 02:24:41,400
That'd be pretty cool

3503
02:24:41,400 --> 02:24:43,400
Dan comes away with a runaway win

3504
02:24:43,400 --> 02:24:45,400
Dan this is your

3505
02:24:45,400 --> 02:24:47,400
14th win

3506
02:24:47,400 --> 02:24:49,400
Pretty good

3507
02:24:49,400 --> 02:24:51,400
I would like to shine a spotlight

3508
02:24:51,400 --> 02:24:53,400
Tyler is going through

3509
02:24:53,400 --> 02:24:55,400
He's won recently

3510
02:24:55,400 --> 02:24:57,400
But me and Dan I feel like we've been winning more often

3511
02:24:57,400 --> 02:24:59,400
Tyler what did I say?

3512
02:24:59,400 --> 02:25:01,400
Tyler had that attitude

3513
02:25:01,400 --> 02:25:03,400
And I said

3514
02:25:03,400 --> 02:25:05,400
I'm coming back

3515
02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:07,400
What did he say again?

3516
02:25:07,400 --> 02:25:09,400
I was bitching about him coming so away

3517
02:25:09,400 --> 02:25:11,400
He's making a spectacle of it

3518
02:25:11,400 --> 02:25:15,400
He's making a spectacle of it

3519
02:25:15,400 --> 02:25:17,400
Bro you didn't know that?

3520
02:25:17,400 --> 02:25:19,400
And I said I'm gonna

3521
02:25:19,400 --> 02:25:21,400
You told us that we were never gonna come back

3522
02:25:21,400 --> 02:25:23,400
And we're inching closer every week

3523
02:25:23,400 --> 02:25:25,400
Oh what did he say to me upstairs?

3524
02:25:25,400 --> 02:25:27,400
Oh yeah he's like

3525
02:25:27,400 --> 02:25:29,400
Bro how did you even win before?

3526
02:25:29,400 --> 02:25:31,400
How did you even win before?

3527
02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:37,400
Oh congrats Tyler

3528
02:25:37,400 --> 02:25:39,400
Alright

3529
02:25:39,400 --> 02:25:41,400
I'm gonna go home

3530
02:25:41,400 --> 02:25:43,400
I'm gonna drive home without putting my car in the ditch

3531
02:25:43,400 --> 02:25:45,400
Yup and I can't drive home

3532
02:25:45,400 --> 02:25:47,400
Right now because I would put my

3533
02:25:47,400 --> 02:25:49,400
Car in the ditch

3534
02:25:49,400 --> 02:25:51,400
I know I wouldn't

3535
02:25:51,400 --> 02:25:53,400
I definitely

3536
02:25:53,400 --> 02:25:55,400
I drank 3 beers on here

3537
02:25:55,400 --> 02:25:57,400
I gotta chill out

3538
02:25:57,400 --> 02:25:59,400
What did he do?

3539
02:25:59,400 --> 02:26:01,400
He got shredded

3540
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,400
Can we cut the

3541
02:26:03,400 --> 02:26:05,400
Alright

3542
02:26:05,400 --> 02:26:07,400
Alex Jones is getting fucking ripped again

3543
02:26:07,400 --> 02:26:09,400
Good for him

3544
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:11,400
But what's he doing? Now he's fucking

3545
02:26:11,400 --> 02:26:13,400
Sued for a billion dollars

3546
02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:15,400
He has no money left right?

3547
02:26:15,400 --> 02:26:17,400
What the fuck is he doing now?

3548
02:26:17,400 --> 02:26:19,400
He's fucking doing

3549
02:26:19,400 --> 02:26:21,400
The Alex Jones show it's not on info wars anymore

3550
02:26:21,400 --> 02:26:23,400
How does he make any money?

3551
02:26:23,400 --> 02:26:25,400
He still has

3552
02:26:25,400 --> 02:26:27,400
Followers

3553
02:26:27,400 --> 02:26:29,400
I mean yeah we're some of them

3554
02:26:31,400 --> 02:26:33,400
Followers is a bit strong

3555
02:26:33,400 --> 02:26:35,400
The fallen one

3556
02:26:35,400 --> 02:26:37,400
The fallen one

3557
02:26:37,400 --> 02:26:39,400
Anyway

3558
02:26:39,400 --> 02:26:41,400
Like us on Facebook

3559
02:26:41,400 --> 02:26:43,400
Thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast

3560
02:26:43,400 --> 02:26:45,400
And as always be kind to yourself

3561
02:26:45,400 --> 02:26:47,400
We out

3562
02:26:47,400 --> 02:27:13,400
Outro

3563
02:27:17,400 --> 02:27:19,400
Outro

3564
02:27:47,400 --> 02:27:57,400
Outro

3565
02:27:57,400 --> 02:27:59,400
Outro

3566
02:27:59,400 --> 02:28:15,400
Outro

3567
02:28:15,400 --> 02:28:21,360
while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

3568
02:28:21,360 --> 02:28:26,000
nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the

3569
02:28:26,000 --> 02:28:34,520
government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what

3570
02:28:34,520 --> 02:28:38,360
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise

3571
02:28:38,360 --> 02:28:42,080
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them

3572
02:28:42,080 --> 02:28:47,080
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real

3573
02:28:47,080 --> 02:28:50,600
you can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you

3574
02:28:50,600 --> 02:28:53,320
their technology is out of solution violence

3575
02:28:53,320 --> 02:29:22,560
which by the way big brother is the overlord

3576
02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:39,480
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

3577
02:29:39,480 --> 02:29:55,160
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

3578
02:29:55,160 --> 02:30:10,800
George Soros is the fucking devil okay

3579
02:30:10,800 --> 02:30:26,600
uh

3580
02:30:26,600 --> 02:30:37,800
lack