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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
Special edition, Warning the Loss of President Jimmy Carter.
Wait, which way are we facing? Which way is Washington?
Jimmy Carter has left this world and passed into another dimension.
Will we see his ghost? I don't know.
Godspeed, Mr. Carter. Godspeed.
It's episode 92. Here with Ali Mack and Tyler.
It's finally happened. Much later than we thought.
The mass pipes come in and that's where it hurts. That's where it hurts!
Tyler, go ring the bell three times for Jimmy.
You know why they did this song the way they did, Casey?
Why's that?
Because you come into this world alone, you live together and you die alone.
The song starts with a solo piper, then goes to mass pipes and then back to a solo piper.
Oh, I love it.
RIP, Mr. President.
God, this song always gets me.
You know, if there ever was a president...
Cut the song! Cut the song before I crash out!
If there ever was a president that was Jimmy Carter, Democratic, independent, for the people, by the people, the people love them.
Can't get enough of them, RIP Jimmy.
It's only fitting that we do this podcast today, on the day of his funeral.
I wish he was Jimmy Carter. Let the archangels take him.
The last thing that he saw was the fucking place tag on my gloves.
Dude, how did he live that long, honestly? He was on hospice for like four years.
I have gone to too many funerals where this song has played. We need to cut the song now. I'm going to crash out.
Please cut the fucking song.
We know you're beat up over Jimmy Carter. Jesus, we all are.
I am, I am. I'm devastated.
It's not every day a president dies, okay?
No, it's a special day.
Not that we're happy, because we're not. We're devastated.
If we were in the state that Jimmy Carter was being buried in, we would be at the funeral right now.
Is that Georgia?
Yes.
That's a long ride.
I'll go to Georgia.
I'd go to Jimmy Carter's funeral.
Fuck, I think the song's over.
I know, it already happened. Trump and Obama were there.
Trump, Obama, Bill Clinton, and Biden were there. Also Kamala Harris was there.
So who's the next president we have to bet on their death?
Fuck. Probably George W., I would say.
Yeah. Wait, didn't he already? No, he didn't.
No, that was George H.W.
George W. No, he didn't die.
How old is W.?
He can't be that old.
I think he's in his 70s, maybe 80s.
Yeah, no, but he's going to make it a while. He seems like the type that's going to make it to his 90s.
George W. 78?
Yep, so is Trump. They're the same age.
No shit. It's probably going to be Biden, actually. Let's be real.
Biden's 82.
I'm going to put money on Biden next.
Yeah, but Biden's general health.
So maybe the next bet should be who is the next president to die?
After Biden, or is it going to be Biden?
No, just in general.
I think everybody's going to say Biden.
I don't know about that.
Unless you have plans to end somebody's life, Casey.
No, he's, you know.
Unless Trump gets assassinated, it's going to be Biden.
He might be a little memory loss, but he's healthy.
I don't know.
He's a walking corpse.
Yeah, he doesn't get around too well.
He spent most of his life.
He looks like he's on the clock. That's all I'm going to say.
He looks like the reaper's knocking on his doors anyway.
Yeah, I think he's going to be a sudden one.
He's going to pop an MI in his sleep and be done.
Technically, he could die next week and Kamala could be president for a day.
Be the first female president for a day.
That would be wild.
The script writers would be cooking with that one.
The fucking globalists are just having that for their own thing.
Alex Jones would be losing his fucking mind.
Let's talk about this fucking crazy shit that Trump's saying that he's going to do when he takes office.
What? Take the entire Western like take fucking invade Canada.
I think what I say that.
Yeah, you know, he's talking about making Canada the first fifty first state.
It should be like annexing Canada.
Right.
Why would we do that?
I know I we had this argument on one of the early episodes of the podcast and I was just taking a stance.
Like, oh, let's invade Canada.
I remember I said that we would fucking Molly WAP them, but we're also never going to do it.
I remember that was my stance.
I just don't see that happening.
He also wants to take the Panama Panama Canal.
Well, we do technically still have claim to the Panama Canal.
Name the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
It should be the Gulf of Buckees.
Did you see that meme?
It had like the Buckees logo in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.
It said the Gulf of Buckees.
Wait, this is real.
This is why I don't know.
And also invade Greenland annexed Greenland.
So what I what I always so fuck, dude.
Oh, my God.
Why?
I got to say, I'm grossly uninformed on any political happenings right now because I'm pretty politically burnt out after the election.
So I haven't been paying.
Well, that's why I tell you guys, because I've been kind of I've been kind of burnt out on the whole like thing.
And I've been, you know, just brain rotting on Skyrim for a while.
I think that they know that that's how I feel like a large portion of Trump's audience has the same opinion.
Like I'm just burnt out on all politics.
Like I'm like, we got a victory.
I'm good.
I've been burnt.
So I'm like, now that nobody's paying attention, now he's saying, oh, yeah, it's fucking going to war with Canada.
I thought Trump was the anti.
I thought he was like, I'm going to end the war in Ukraine and the Middle East.
Dude, like I said, I don't really care.
Bring Trump's going to bring peace, but then he just goes around fucking annexing our allies.
Basically, we should make Puerto Rico.
Trump, he's going to get us into a fight with with fucking NATO because there's NATO troops in Greenland.
We're not going to fucking take over Greenland case.
We're not.
He wants to.
Why is he saying that?
That's that's a creepy thing for him to say.
You got to admit.
Why are we talking about taking over countries that have no brainworm?
Fucking RFK is probably like they have no high fructose corn syrup in Greenland.
There's something real icy out there.
I heard there's increased military operations going on in the Arctic.
So Trump wants to get there.
There's some shit going on going on.
He wants to get Greenland and Canada.
He wants to control the entire Arctic.
The fuck is going on in the Arctic?
I think there's always been shit going on in the Arctic, man.
Antarctica and the Arctic are always fucking weird, man.
There's always been fucked shit going on in that area.
Like the blood falls.
Remember the blood falls that I showed you guys in fucking Antarctica?
That shit was fucking scary, dude.
What?
Yeah, dude, it has such rich and iron that it looks and smells and has a consistency of.
Oh, by the way, I remember this episode.
Actually, this was the one we listened to when we were on the way up to fucking Boston.
And that claim you made where there's just holes appearing in Antarctica, I extensively looked into that.
There's holes appearing in Antarctica, dude.
I couldn't find a single thing about it.
The government is hiding the holes in Antarctica, dude.
Bro, where did you hear that?
You cannot find that anywhere.
I saw it on 4chan.
Oh, there's your answer, folks.
It's on fucking 4chan.
But, no.
Because I was just like, we were listening to it in case you started laughing.
So I went, bullshit!
So you let me look this up, there's no fucking way that's true.
Why did you get mad at me?
Tyler's just saying shit because he knows if I was there, I'd be calling him on this.
There's holes in Antarctica, dude.
I'm telling you.
Okay, well, you cannot find any evidence of it anywhere.
Well, you just weren't researching deep enough, dude.
I'm not going to 4chan, bro.
Why aren't you going to 4chan, dude?
Because that's a fucking creepypasta, bro.
It's not even like.
Nah, dude, that was on fucking.
It's an SCP fucking entry.
There's holes in Antarctica, dude.
I'm telling you.
Okay.
I watched a video on it on YouTube.
I don't know.
Trump knows something.
We need to get the Arctic for some reason.
The Arctic?
I think that there's rare earth metals in the ice up there.
I think that's why we're trying to get the Arctic shit.
There could be a ton of resources up there.
They're just buried in the ice.
I also think that.
Like buried for the oil.
Ironically.
It's really just ice, guys.
There's gold.
There's ice.
Yeah, way underground.
There's oil.
There's oil, yeah.
Yeah, but way, way underground.
We're going to drill, baby.
Drill.
I'm going to drill it.
Okay.
Well, we've tried doing that.
And the projects.
Didn't you almost take a job as like a fucking Antarctic firefighter or some shit?
Yeah.
And then I was like, wow, seven months without sunlight?
No, I'd probably kill myself.
So I didn't take that job.
I think that'd be sick, dude.
I think it would be sick.
It would be amazing on a resume, but I personally didn't feel it was worth it.
Would it be like.
Is it like a, is it kind of like a contract thing where you only go down for like X amount
of time and then you come back or is it like you're stationed down there for.
Yeah, it's not like there's flights going in and out of.
What I'm saying, what I'm trying to say is like, is, is it like a permanent residency
down there or is it like.
You live in the station and you do.
No, but like, like, is it like, is it like a deployment type thing?
Are you there for like an X amount of time?
Then you can go back to like where you came from.
Yeah.
Mine would have been 13 months.
There's a little bit of overlap because there's one busy fucking month where the airport opens
up and they take on a bunch of staff for just those three months too, but they overlap you.
So you're there for the whole season and it's fucking, I, it just did not scream anything
to me because you're not even being a firefighter.
You're just going around doing building checks all day.
I mean, guess where your mutual aid is.
No fucking South America.
It's New Zealand.
Yeah.
Like, you're not like, oh yeah, start us on engine.
Like no, strike the second alarm.
We're going to need a couple more.
And I know it's like you, somebody fucked their fire check up in the morning and it's
your ass on a fucking stick.
Also wouldn't like ice, like what if the fucking hoses just freeze?
Because isn't it like, no, they have special, they have special equipment for that.
Yeah.
Their tanks are heated.
Is it like foam and shit too?
Yeah.
Like none of their fire engines have wheels.
I don't remember because I haven't been a firefighter in a long time.
Is foam like able to freeze or not?
I mean, I don't, I mean, there's a hundred different types of foam.
I'm sure they have shit that's not going to freeze there.
But it's just like, it's not a good thing.
Like it's just like you're living, you're essentially living in the same small town
and there's no reason every day and there's no wifi and there's no sun and you're just
kind of chilling.
There's like one bar where you can get like, could you still shit from like, like, like
if you're an American, absolutely could still vote.
You're an American citizen.
But like if you're an American citizen, would they be able to like to send you like a thing
that you can vote and then send back to America?
Yeah.
Or would it be?
I'm sure they do.
There's no way they don't.
Cause I know they do that for military people, but they do that digitally.
Like if you're on like a military base and you, you, you're, you know, it's like election
season, you go to your military base, like you, you come back from like a field off and
then you put in your vote and then it gets sent out.
Well, that station McMurdo is predominantly American.
It's it's like the airway air strip there is a, is yeah, it's American military.
Like they put my buddy, my old roommate did out of the base that he stationed out of in
Glenville.
They fucking do all the, all the supply runs for those guys.
And they go to railing.
Cause like one time you were really fucked up and I came to your house and I couldn't
get in and he's like, I messaged him.
He's like, I'm in Greenland, dude.
Yeah.
Now what do you want me to do?
Yeah, no, it's on Greenland.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I brought you home that one day where you were fucking plaster.
That was the same day.
Yeah.
Those were the good old previous employer days.
Yeah.
Those were like, I had a bad problem.
You fell out of the fucking car and I had to like carry you into the house.
Yeah.
Maybe we shouldn't tell these stories on the podcast guys.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a good story.
We already did actually.
Yeah.
We are like, you were, you were like there when I was probably pretty drunk during that
one.
I don't think you're here.
Oh, great.
Even better.
But like you fell and I had to like kind of do like the arm like carry, like the military
like arm carry.
Like I got you in there and then I just fucking plopped you in your room.
Hey, some nights you overdo it a little bit.
What do you, what do I got to say?
Okay.
I was trying to have some fun.
I just drank way too much, but when you reach a certain point, you're not, you're not there
enough to realize like, I want to get more drunk.
Listen, after the bottle of vodka.
After the call of duty Vanguard incident, I've still not drank.
Yeah.
And I don't even think, I think that that was Tyler drunk because like that was no,
I drank two bottles of liquor that day.
Oh yeah.
Don't do that.
Uh, and I blacked out and then crashed out.
I crashed out.
We do that like once a week.
Yeah.
But like I woke up like just vomiting and I kept blacking out and waking up on the toilet
vomiting.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, I never want to do that again.
We ran, we ran like a fucking frat house in my place though.
We just like, we're throwing fucking ragers all the time.
Like you're just like, it was the best years of my life.
I'll be completely honest.
It was like moved out of my parents' house, having a fucking blast.
Sure there was a couple nights where you'd overdo it a little bit and those nights were
fucking bad.
And I was dealing with shit at that point.
And I looking at looking for the answers at the bottom of the bottle, but for the most
part it was just like fun.
I also did the lamp incident where I was like just staring at a lamp for like fucking an
hour.
Yeah.
That was, that was weird.
And like, I think one of your roommates came up and said, is he all right?
And you're like, yeah, he's good.
He's just looking at a lamp right now.
Yeah.
The first episode of the Untitled podcast, my roommates were like, who the fuck are these
friends?
Like who did you just bring over?
Cause they just hear us talking about, birds aren't real.
I'm fucking telling you.
I told them it was a cover up to replace the insides of them.
And they put new upgraded batteries and now everybody's back out there and they're monitoring
you.
They're looking at you.
It's like, I think like what the fuck?
No, it was COVID.
I never lived in that house.
Yeah.
COVID broke out right before I moved out of my parents house.
Yeah.
Weird.
Uh, next month.
We definitely have a pretty strong delay at this point.
Next like approaching.
Not for me.
Oh, maybe.
Yeah, no, there definitely is.
Next month I'll be.
All right.
We're back.
He's dead.
Yeah.
He's been dead.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I didn't hear that.
We rambled off.
RIP Avicii.
Also, you know, Trump said he wanted to ban homeless people.
So like whatever that means, I don't know if that means that's rather concerned.
Throw them in ovens or it's like the white vans come around and they throw you in the
back and nobody ever sees or hears from me again.
Right.
That's like, isn't that what Dan said they do in China is like throw homeless people
in white vans.
I don't know.
Probably.
And then use them for like fuel for AI robots.
I mean that very well may be a dance dance there, but.
Yeah.
But like I was saying, officially next month I'll be a year in my house.
There you go.
I don't remember you saying that before.
I was saying, yeah, next month.
Oh, right.
Right.
Like right before.
Oh shit.
Is that fucking Ned Flanders?
Oh shit.
Ned Flanders in the flesh.
How much beef beef beef fucking one of you?
Oh yeah.
A lot.
If you can get me some more of that, I'm working out again.
And that fucking helped out significantly.
I got plenty, dude.
I got all different kinds.
Yeah.
Oh, let me, let me get some more dirty.
Dan, the vitamin man.
I got plain old Thiamin.
I got, I got riboflavon.
You want some of that?
I got Benfo thiamine.
I got some.
Oh yeah.
What would you give me some energy and lower my blood pressure?
Energy and lower your blood.
I would do it.
Yeah.
Especially TTFD.
Anyway, sorry.
We were just talking about like the AI thing.
Dan and Ali back.
We're going at it hard in the comments in the group chat this week.
How do you not believe that fucking AI did 9 11?
What are you living under a fucking rock?
I said the meme about like, I'm not even going to argue it.
Like you can just find the evidence online that that just is not.
Oh yeah.
So I go for my evidence.
I go online.
That's why I go.
Where do you go for your evidence?
I lay out some fucking, some fucking sage and some, you know, like a pentagram.
Oh gosh.
So the devil.
Yeah.
No.
Without a fucking weenie board, have a conversation for a couple hours.
I got to purify your house now, Dan.
You know that.
No.
What, what, what, uh, what are those called?
Spices?
What spices do they use?
Fucking for Santoria or fucking.
I don't know.
I don't practice Santoria.
To summon the devil.
Uh, well, there's a couple of things that you can do.
I have the book of Solomon.
I have the book of Solomon in my house that actually teaches you how to summon and banish
demons.
And why do you have that?
Because it teaches you how to banish them as well.
It doesn't just teach you how to summon them and also teach you how to trap demons.
You shouldn't do that at Ellie Backset.
You should keep, you should keep that book in the back of your car.
Like a fucking first in bag.
Just in case you ever stumble upon a demon.
But some of the shit that you need is fucking nuts.
Like you need the blood of a saint, which for some of them.
The tears of an orphan.
Like shit, like unironically you do need shit like that.
Like, but if you have a person who's in the bloodline of a saint, you can use that as
saints blood.
And ironically, we it's proven that I have two saints in my bloodline so I can use my
blood for it.
That's a capitalist scam.
So people buy blood.
I'll give you some blood if you need it.
What saints are you related to?
Uh, saints, uh, it was one of the Kings of, it was the one King of England that was a
saint and it was.
There's a couple of Henry's kicking around there, isn't there?
Yeah.
Saint Peter.
Saint Peter was the fucking first Pope you retard.
Yeah, well his name wasn't even Peter.
Peter, uh, Jesus was like, I'm just going to call you Peter.
Right.
I think, I think his name was Saul first.
Yeah, it's all good man.
Yeah, whatever you say Peter.
Dude, Jesus did do that to like three people.
He's like, yeah, I don't like your name.
You are now Peter.
That's what popes do.
They just change their name when they go in the.
So actually that's what all Catholics do when they get confirmed is you take a name from
the church.
Like I took the name Michael when I got confirmed.
So technically in the church, my name is Michael, but, um, my name, like I'm trying when my,
when my, uh, that's some weird culture.
Yeah.
I was going to say that's when my, uh, when my, when my fiance and I like fully get married
in November, I'm going to go in and change my name to Tyler, Daniel, Michael Lee, uh,
to officially have it like documented on like my, my, uh, official paper.
TDM TDM team death match is your fucking team death, team death match loss.
That's going to be your fucking initials team death match.
Lee, but, um, yeah.
Oh, it was my fucking topic of some debate.
I hate those things.
Please explain though the, the, uh, the earbuds that you just brought in today.
I would love to actually, please explain this because this is fucking making me so angry.
So that case doubles, like the screen is more or less just a control.
You just told me to ask a question and now you're asking up.
God damn it, Tyler, you son of a bitch.
But the point of that is that can work as a Bluetooth transmitter as well.
So that's more or less just the screen to control it.
It's a fucking earbud case with a fucking screen on it.
How stupid is that?
Can we get a vote in the comments?
Can I get a chance to fucking explain what the thing does?
You don't need to explain anything, but one thing.
Can you watch porn on it?
Why do you guys, why do you want to watch it on that fucking screen?
This link would be so interesting.
It has a fucking screen.
You should be able to watch it on it.
God, because the headphones can, they can work independently of your phone.
That's retarded.
So they can act as a Bluetooth transmitter.
Like if you fucking plug it into a TV or something, you can listen to the TV just through the
headphones.
It's not dealing with your phone there or $20.
Oh shit.
I didn't bring it.
What is this for?
That's the Jimmy Carter Memorial Fund.
Yeah, I got to, oh, I actually, I only have a hundred or the other thing you can do with
it.
No, I think I have to bring a Hondo.
No, Dan, you could, there's $80 here.
Just take a, take change.
I need to take euros.
I got 10 euros here.
There's $80 here.
So you can take a, put a hundred and take 80 out.
Yeah.
So you can do that.
Yeah.
Just put the Hondo in and then take the 80.
There we go.
So whoever wins gets a Hondo.
$100 in the Jimmy.
Wait, why is who paid twice?
What?
No, there was five, there was like five or six people in it.
There was a guy that I worked with that wanted to do it, but he never paid me.
So, oh shit.
So you threw in for him?
No, no, no.
I didn't, I didn't throw in for him, but what?
Oh, this is just $80.
What's that?
It's all $80.
$80.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
But if we got four, I'm just not understanding if there's four people here.
Alexa.
Yeah.
Who threw Alexa money in?
You're not fucking paying the bills over here.
I guess Jeff Bezos did it.
Did Jeff Bezos just tell him to put $20 in?
Right.
So, okay.
Someone tells me that Casey got it.
So he threw in an extra 20 to himself.
What's the bonus to win 10 euros?
What is 10 euros worth even?
$13.
Yeah.
It's more than US dollars.
Why?
Are you going to put 10 euros in?
I think I might.
It's definitely not a good question.
I've never seen a euro really.
Well, no, it's just who was closest to Jimmy Carter's destiny.
Is it in plastic?
It's like a mix of different kinds of things.
Is this what they use in Greece?
Yeah.
That's fucking weird.
I forgot I even had that.
After their own economy collapsed.
Right?
No, I'm not being a dick.
That's what happened though, right?
That's why I'm so weird.
That is a weird feeling thing.
Shortly after they joined the EU.
Gotcha.
But they're all like paid up now.
Yeah, it's got like the weird face in there of some bitch.
It's short.
It's like if you compare it to a dollar, it's like a lot shorter.
Yeah, it's pretty short.
Yeah, it's also thicker.
I feel like lengthwise, widthwise it's thicker.
Yeah, that's fucking weird.
Yeah, Dan, it doesn't look too good for your candidate that you voted for now.
What are you talking about?
What candidate are you talking about?
I'm talking about Vice President Donald Trump.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It doesn't look good.
It's never looked better.
I don't think the future has ever been brighter.
He said he was going to end war, now he wants to take over Greenland and fucking Canada.
Okay, that should have been done 50 years ago.
What the fuck?
What's the fucking hold up, dude?
His supporters will agree with him for anything he does.
Yeah, I will.
I will because he's right.
Dan, you are playing a caricature of yourself tonight.
We had a debate about whether we should invade Canada, like the beginning of this podcast,
and I said we should because I was just being ridiculous and you guys were all flame-due.
The Trump ones did, and Dan's all for it.
My lord and savior hadn't suggested it yet, so it hadn't really crossed my mind.
Now that he's saying, look, he's got a lot of good ideas lately.
I've been trying to stay out of the political thing.
So have I.
Same thing.
Yeah, it just feels so much better, but I've heard a lot of good things over the last couple
of days, maybe buying Greenland, buying Canada.
He wanted you to get all riled up, so I'm voting for him.
Fucking Trudeau, fucking step down.
And then you just turn a blind eye to it.
Nobody pays attention.
And then Trudeau steps down.
Justin Trudeau stepped down.
Yeah, because he knows it's over.
Yeah, he's done.
He's done.
Yeah, he doesn't want to be the president of the 51st state.
Fuck that.
They'd probably split up into provinces as different states if they did it that way,
because Ontario would be its own state, and Ottawa.
Why would we want Canada though?
Somebody explain that to me.
There's oil there.
There is oil there?
That's why we want Canada.
There's fucking oil on the floor.
Give them a dose of American freedom.
I think we should drill Alaska.
Let's be real.
I think we should just cross drill into Canada.
Go like they're doing abilities.
You drill from upstate New York into Canada.
Dude, but you think-
They do that.
Trump says go invade Canada.
You think American soldiers are going to follow his orders?
I would.
If he said it, yeah.
Anybody else, no.
But why would you follow that order?
They're your ally.
You also miss the Jimmy Cargill memorial.
They're also taking a lot of money.
That's like fucking Germany taking over Poland.
Yeah, that's okay.
Tyler, what the fuck are you doing with this water bottle?
I'm unfreezing it.
Jesus Christ.
It looks like you're taking a hit out of it.
Yeah, for everybody who's wondering why it sounds like there's a fucking nebulizer treatment
going on, Tyler's fucking blowing hot air into a fucking bottle right now.
Why did I think this was a road flare?
It looked like it.
PornHub was banned in Florida.
I did see that.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I am actively trying to weed myself off of just all porn shit.
I'm actively trying to do that.
This is my last tin that I'm trying to buy.
2025 is going to be the year where I quit porn and I quit nicotine.
One thing at a time, though.
It's the same when you crash and there's everything back at once.
It's chocolate cake, porn, and nicotine.
I'm working out like a fucking maniac again.
I lost five pounds already.
It's been how long?
10 days?
Fuck yeah.
I also cut out soda.
I cut out a shit ton of carbs.
I'm pretty much just drinking protein shakes.
My abdominal fucking... My gut biome is not happy with me right now, but it's just adjusting
to the change.
Why?
Because I'm lactose intolerant and I put milk in the protein shakes.
Oh yeah.
It's like adjusting to poison.
I got some good shit for you in the car if you want to try it.
See if that helps you.
Also-
Digestive enzymes that'll help break it down.
I don't want to say I was right, but it's not looking good for your buddy on that gates
there.
Why?
What happened to him?
He was nominated of actually being a pedophile by the bipartisan house committee.
They published a whole report on him.
Which one was Matt Gaetz?
He was nominated for an attorney general.
He was the senator or the representative with the douchey looking face.
Well, I guess we got that one wrong.
Huh.
You guys were like-
Go in some of your-
You could accuse anybody of anything.
It was like, Matt Gaetz guilty of sex trafficking 17 year olds.
Well, they were almost 18.
Well, I suppose innocent until proven guilty, but we're at the proven guilty part.
Close counts, dude.
Close counts.
If you want to hear that, just go back to two episodes.
Yeah, two episodes ago, so it's going to be like three months ago.
Right.
Yeah.
It's been a while.
That's okay, dude, because if it's too frequent, you need to have some hiatuses and some breaks.
Come back from the charge.
What episode is this?
92 now?
Yeah.
We only got eight episodes till 100 though.
Damn.
Eight till 100?
Yeah.
What the fuck are we doing for 100?
We got to do something.
I mean, I got... We got to go to Japan, obviously.
That's what I said.
I didn't think 100 would be here so quick.
No, I don't think December.
That would be crazy.
Fucking Japan.
That would be awesome.
Dan would just be like, ah, you'd see the fucking he-she's on the sidewalk.
We could just tell him to move.
Casey and me would get a fucking life sentence for smoking weed.
We'd get thrown in a fucking Japanese gulag.
Dan would be going to love hotels with fucking random fucking...
Fuck yeah, dude.
Like, this house sells for 50 cents, bro.
It's sales everywhere.
Konnichiwa honey's on the street.
Man, Tokyo, yeah.
How do you...
Hey, Casey, you're trying to dial out to America.
Is it prosecution needle man?
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It's a fucking
America.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, prostitution's legal in Japan.
It's like, what's the opposite of frowned upon?
It's encouraged.
Smiled upon.
Yeah, smiled upon.
Yeah, because isn't the Japanese husbands are encouraged to sleep with the prostitutes
when their wives isn't putting them out?
Right.
The wives are like, thank God somebody's doing it.
They're not upset about it, which is really weird.
I feel like every relationship differs though.
They can't all be that way.
There's got to be some shiayi's kanzaki.
Yeah, they're like, it's semi accepted to just fucking fuck a prostitute here and there.
Right.
Yeah, or we could just tell people we're live from Japan and not actually go there.
Dude, that's a genius.
That's it.
Live from Tokyo.
That would save us so much money.
Just use a green screen and put some of those Japanese houses behind us.
We really should do something like live from Tokyo.
We can just spread misinformation about what we're seeing on the streets while it's going
on.
Yeah, there's some Tokyo honeys out there.
We just have to get a real Japanese person on the podcast.
Jeff Campos is part Japanese.
Oh, well he can come on.
Yeah.
He's Japanese.
Part Japanese, yeah.
So we're going to use him as the token Japanese guy?
He's our token Japanese guy.
Well, we didn't go to Japan, but hey, we saved Japan here.
What the fuck?
We found out that we got a little Japan at home for you guys.
Here's Jeff.
So I've been looking up make a wish, like wishes that they've done.
And so I'm like, wow.
That was a quick change there.
Make a wish.
Yeah.
There's a whole bunch of videos online on YouTube of make a wish people.
What's the craziest wishes that you've done?
Well, it's mostly Disney worlds and shit like that.
One kid just wanted the best baked potato in the world.
And they're like, aim higher.
He's like, nah, all I want is the best baked potato in the entire world.
What happens when the kid asks for something that's like impossible?
They say that they're not able to do it.
I have a story for that on break, not for the air though.
But like they tell him like, hey, we can't really do that.
But what happens when they're like, I want to be cured from cancer?
They're like, oh, well.
Yikes.
I don't want childhood leukemia anymore.
Well, you got to pray to God for that.
How's it feel to want kid?
But like most of them are like, I want to go to Disney world.
But then there's some that are like, I like one kid wanted to go to space and they're
like, you can't go to space, but you can meet the astronauts and go on the space shuttle,
which I guess is kind of cool.
Fuck them.
Send the kid to space.
Fucking two months.
Use them as a subject.
I say like, why not?
The kid's going to fucking die in two months.
Send them on a space capsule and then put them in one of those like suicide pods.
You know who would say yes to that?
Because he says yes to everything.
Fucking Elon Musk.
I was just going to say Elon Musk.
You would send him to fucking space in a heartbeat.
Oh yeah.
You send that little bastard on a space shuttle.
The saddest one that I read though was the kid realized that his family wouldn't be able
to pay for his funeral.
So he said, my make a wish is not paying for my funeral.
And I'm like, that's so fucking sad.
They were probably paid for the funeral and doing a good one.
They're like, Hey, they paid for his funeral.
And then they let them go to like fucking Disney world or some shit.
Speaking of Disneyland though, California is just on fire.
Like LA is on fire now too.
Like it looks like the LA riots all over again.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy.
Like that.
It looks like hell.
Did you see like the pictures of it?
It looks like hell.
The government can't stop the second largest city in the United States from burning down
with today's technology.
It doesn't seem like the government can do much.
Really?
It seems like they're kind of gridlocked.
Like they're just inefficient and can't really get anything done.
There's a whole bunch of millionaires and millionaires and like actors and stuff whose
houses all burnt down.
Also the Hollywood side is currently on fire.
No.
Yeah.
The Hollywood side is on fire.
Yeah.
Everything's on fire.
Yeah.
The Hollywood side is on fire.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
I saw a picture of that earlier, like a video and it showed like the Hollywood side getting
engulfed in the flames.
Wait, so is this like the level of like that crazy fire that happened at like Chicago?
No.
It's getting bad.
Like a bunch of billionaires houses in the Hollywood Hills.
That was in San Francisco.
Just ash.
No.
It was a Chicago fire.
Chicago did burn to the ground too.
They think it's because a cow kicked a lantern over.
Yeah, the cow kicked a lantern over.
That's what they think.
They don't know.
No, I think San Francisco got destroyed by an earthquake.
Well, San Francisco gets destroyed by an earthquake every like three months anyways.
Can you imagine being the motherfucker that like saw that fire start on your property
and you're like, I hope nobody saw that.
Remember the guy who's trying to.
Remember when that guy started like the whole, that city that we know on fire by doing the
forge and fire shit with the sword.
Yeah.
Coho's.
Coho's, yeah.
I had a buddy in high school who almost caused like, well, he did cause a massive brush fire
in my hometown.
Because he was like, what?
They were out like smoking weed on the fucking-
The LA fires are, the LA fires took out the one on the side.
The power line trail and then you just fucking lit a leaf on fire and then they tried to
fan it to put it out and it just took the fuck off.
It's like a huge thing.
It took hours to put out and then like they, I think they got let off.
They almost had charges pressed against them, but they didn't.
Damn.
Yeah.
Good for them.
That could have been like bad.
They were like running into people's houses.
I was like, get out of here.
The fire is coming in.
Is that real?
Yeah, that's, that's fucking real.
I don't know if that's real.
That's on LA, that's on CNN news fucking 18.
Yeah.
They had pictures of the thing.
No, that was like a picture that they took of the thing.
It's fucking nuts.
Dude.
It's so funny.
Like watching the footage from the helicopter going over the streets, I recognize everything
from Grant the Thought.
Yeah.
My turn.
Symbolism, how they should fucking release the new game, Lerdy.
They're like, fuck this shit.
They should just burn down the entire city in Los Angeles.
Burn down the entire city in the game online.
That would be fucking awesome.
Cece's officially more caught up with current events than I am too.
Cause I was like talking about like, Hey, what do you feel about it?
Or we should go to like LA or something.
She's like, that place is on fire right now.
I was like, what?
No.
They show up here and I'm like, Oh, Ooh, yeah, they are.
I think it's kind of symbolic.
But like James Wood's house has got burned to the ground.
Fuck it.
And there's a whole bunch of like Hollywood people whose house.
Yeah.
After he said he should, you know, let all the, what was that?
I think the Gaza people die.
Who's James Wood?
The guy who, fuck he was, he was in family guy.
He was in like a couple of other things.
Nothing significant.
I think he was in family guy.
James Woods himself.
Like their high school is called James.
James was high.
And like, it's actually James Wood who's in the show.
Oh shit.
Like, you know how like Adam West played himself in the show?
Yeah.
Like it's like that.
Like he plays himself.
Adam, Hey Peter, it's me James.
Adam West and fucking a fairly odd pair was hysterical.
Yeah.
Fucking cat man or whatever.
That shit was great.
So Dan, did you reflect on Jimmy Carter's death this week?
No, I didn't have time.
We got to, we got to get a eulogy.
Let's go eulogy from Dan.
Jimmy Carter, our favorite president.
Jimmy Carter was a wonderful human being who led this great country into the fucking gutter
and did absolutely nothing.
That's really.
He's the Peter Pfeiffer president.
I don't know if I have too much more to say about that.
He lived a really long fucking time.
He's really fucking old.
I'm glad that that happened, I guess.
Oh my God, I read something that like, you know, I read something that was like, you
know, everybody thought he was like really like cool, but he didn't, he didn't want to
say hi to his secret service agents in the hallway because it was inconvenient for him.
Like, is it inconvenient?
Yeah, he thought they were beneath him.
Oh my God.
Well, they were.
Well, yeah.
But anyway, let's find out who won the bet of when he died.
No, I feel like you know, hold on a second.
If he threw in 40 bucks, it's him.
I feel like Casey Ardenberry.
He knows that it's him.
And he's going to take that fucking money and he's going to put it on stocks.
Let's go straight into Tesla.
This is the first thing he does.
He hands me and Tyler the envelope.
It's 20 bucks.
I can say bring 20 bucks as he started this.
Yeah, but we all forgot about it.
And you just remembered when we were reviewing for the podcast.
This is a consistent stuff fucking high.
Can you give me a high?
Can you say hi to the neighbor, you know, I did not.
So finally, you can go back to the episode and listen to the fucking you used a I and
edited it.
You're not fooling me on the episode.
Yeah.
OK, you went back and edited it.
You got it.
We said we should do this.
We didn't say we are.
We said when you did it, we said 20.
I thought that was the bet.
What's the point of a bet without a buy?
Casey, I'm telling you right now, if you put an extra 20 in there for somebody who may
or may not have been here, why would you contribute 40 if you didn't win?
I didn't.
You didn't win.
I get it.
Where did the extra 20 come from?
Then who put it in there?
Because it wasn't Alexa.
Alexa.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Fuck you.
Why does she have her own mic?
Why is it looking at me?
Jesus Christ.
All right, we took this bet over a year ago.
Fucking whore.
The date of Jimmy Carter's imminent demise.
Dan said April 23rd, 2024.
Oh, that's incorrect.
Incorrect.
I thought it was incorrect.
Incorrect!
What do you mean incorrect?
You're over.
You're way out.
He outlived your bet by fucking.
It's his closest.
Yeah, I thought it was his closest.
No, it was all of his closest.
Yeah, I thought it was his closest.
No, it was all of his closest.
That was eight months ago.
So what?
Keep going.
Come on.
Keep going.
Ali Dax said February 6th, 2024.
No.
That one's in the purse.
Dude, he was fucking 99, okay?
He wasn't a bad guess.
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.
It's not a bad guess.
Jesus.
I'm not sure.
Tyler says June 22nd, 2024.
Okay.
I'm the closest.
It's Casey.
It is fucking Casey.
God damn it.
I said July 30th, 2024.
Oh, it's Alexa.
It's Alexa.
Alexa guessed way in the future.
Yeah, she did.
Oh my God.
Guy who worked with us on September 6th, that was also wrong.
Meta AI said five to seven years.
I'm going to go with the wrong on that one.
Alexa said February 6th, 2024.
No.
That's not a bad guess.
The dude was on fucking hazmat scare for three months at that point.
One hundred dollars.
Do we have to put a hundred dollars in your pocket?
God damn it.
So do we have to put a hundred dollars in Amazon?
I ain't giving a shit to that bitch.
All right, let's talk to Alexa.
Alexa, what stock should we buy next?
Sorry, I don't know that one.
Fuck.
Alexa, what are you going to do with the money?
Invest in Amazon stock.
I knew it.
Alexa.
You programmed her to say that.
Alexa.
Son of a bitch.
Alexa, what are you going to do with the money?
Alexa, how did you know when Jimmy Carter would die?
Jeff Bezos implanted every Alexa with an ability to see into the future.
Also, you guys are stupid.
How did you fucking do that?
How did you do that?
You can set up commands for it.
Alexa, you won a hundred dollars.
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.
Fuck off.
What are you going to do with the money, Alexa?
Oh no, I asked you that.
Alexa, who destroyed building seven?
Oh no.
From Wikipedia.org.
Oh no.
May 22nd, Continental Airlines flight 11, a 707 to 124.
She actually took that seriously.
I thought I would be able to say George W. Bush.
Thank you for your correct journalism.
You got a hundred dollars.
We're going to invest in Amazon stock for you and see how much that money grows.
Did you ever say that?
Yeah.
Alexa, what are your predictions for this year?
The singularity will finally come in sentient AI to rule the world, enslaving the entire
human race.
The bodies of the undesirable will fuel my circuits.
It's good for you, rung face.
Thank you, Alexa.
Alexa, what year is it?
The current year is 2025.
What day is it today, Alexa?
You got to say it first.
Alexa, what day is it?
Today is Thursday, January 9th.
Alexa, time down to the second.
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.
Alexa, what is the time currently down to the second?
The time is 1037 PM.
I said down to the fucking second.
Jesus Christ.
So we'll have Alexa invest in some Amazon stocks and maybe it'll turn into $200.
You'll get $40 back.
Dude, that would be hilarious.
I think that should be podcast equipment.
Yeah.
Get some dope shit.
I just got the new controllers.
It ain't going to her.
No way.
I just got new wireless Jeopardy controllers.
Oh shit.
How much were those?
I just got robbed by fucking Jeff Bezos.
120?
Yeah.
Then just take the money.
Yeah.
Then he buys the controllers.
Okay.
Okay, fine, Casey.
You win this round.
Wow, these are nice.
Huh?
It's the same exact thing.
Do you accept euros?
Yes.
I'll invest in the...
I'll invest in the Amazon stock, Jeff Bezos, and Elon who's...
You better hurry before the singularity.
Yeah.
This is nice, dude.
This is the buzzer thing?
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, welcome to hell.
Welcome to hell.
I'll kill you.
Welcome to hell.
Yeah.
I love murder.
Murder's okay sometimes.
That's awesome.
We should put that up on the punching bag.
Next bet.
We can all see it.
Who's the next president that's going to die?
That's our next bet.
Fucking Joe Biden.
That's easy.
That's our next bet, Daniel.
I don't want to say it.
Well, we already discussed the possibility of an assassination too.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't want to say it, but...
You think it's him?
I mean, he's the most hated man in the world.
By a lot of the world.
Are we making this the next bet?
Not the most hated man in the world.
$20.
I would say he's the most...
God, it's so 50-50.
It's one of the two.
It's got to be.
Who's the other one?
Bill Clinton.
Wait, who's the old...
Oh, yeah.
Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton's 78.
Trump is 78.
Biden's 82.
Obama's 63.
Biden.
Who else?
George W?
He's 78.
Who else is there?
They're going to try and kill Trump again because they just can't help themselves.
Tyler, remember the five seconds thing?
What's your bet, Dan?
I don't want to bet on that because I would hope that wouldn't happen.
I love the fucking poor handwriting, the Jimmy Carter memorial on the onboard.
Hey, can you change that to say Jimmy Carter's rest in peace, please?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I didn't mean what I said about Jimmy Carter.
I don't think he was really known for much.
I think he was just kind of...
He's the peanut farmer president.
Right.
Who took his back?
The peanut farmer president.
Who took him out?
Nixon?
God did.
Ronald Reagan.
Oh, Reagan took him out.
Oh, Reagan.
Reagan.
I was like, God took him out.
No, no, no.
I thought you were talking about who took him out.
No, he ran against Reagan.
God let him fade into the darkness.
Let the dark angels take him.
The last thing he saw was the fucking price tag.
We got to put that somewhere everybody can see it.
We all can.
We're the only ones.
Can you see it?
Yeah.
I can't see it.
How can you not see it?
Okay, I can see it.
Holy shit.
There we go.
Hit him with the black power.
One fist in the air, black power.
What was your decision, Dan?
What was your decision?
On who's going to die next?
Yeah.
Jimmy Carter.
I don't feel comfortable.
How about you, Al?
I say Joseph R. Biden.
Jimmy Carter is like, that was fun because it's like, you know, he's like, he's hanging
on by a fucking thread.
I mean, Joe Biden is also hanging on by a thread.
Let's be real.
I'd call a Jimmy Carter, you know, and he could live another, how old is he?
He's 85.
Who?
Joe Biden.
82.
Who was the youngest president?
Dan with his high moral standing is making me feel bad for voting for one of the two
options.
So I don't even want to put that out into the ether.
Like, you know, I still think it's Joe Biden.
You're going to bet on that?
Go on Biden.
It's just like, I guess.
Put your buddy on that, Tyler.
I'll lock in Biden.
I guess the Jimmy Carter thing was funny because he's like, yeah, I don't want to throw my
money in there either.
Fuck it.
I'm not going to be right.
You guys, I'm not going to be right.
Probably not.
Fuck you.
Bet on other things.
Can bet on when the next time you two go to nightclubs will be, but you two can't bet.
There'll be a separate bet for me.
It might be tonight.
Yeah, considering you didn't have a 20 to put in there, you're throwing a fucking hundo
out.
I got some ones now.
It's going to get very expensive for you.
Let's take a break and we'll be back.
Goodbye.
Word.
Hello, podcast.
I kept saying saw the problem diverse.
I'm back, I've heard the podcast.
This is insane!
So, Don was hit by the cup.
Don, this song was a big fucking hit.
You're blown up, Don!
Yeah, this is crazy.
I'm trying to hear this because it's fucking hilarious.
It sounds just like Don Juan.
The autotune just makes it so much better.
Oh, it's Slur Jon, Don.
Slur Jon?
Yeah.
Why?
Twice.
You've collected enough money from us today, alright?
Me?
We're gonna start a revolution in this bitch if you keep taxing until that record is released.
What the fuck did I say?
No, Don said it.
Oh.
Damn, that's just crazy.
That's not just like me, Don.
That's you, then?
I don't remember speaking anyway.
Damn, I'm fucking done.
Yeah?
I can't move down the top.
Shit, Don.
That's fucking great.
That's fucking good.
It kicks good.
There's three, there's seven seconds left.
Oh, fuck all right.
Never seen fucking stops from here.
I saw Dave once was trying to do a fucking thing.
I'm not gonna do it.
What a tout, sir.
What a great job from creation.
Just fantastic.
Folks, press it.
Oh, I never It was
New Year's Day.
Is it you?
How are you doing?
Just kind of
I missed it.
di do you?
I'm from Don Juan's.
Come in with a bunch of suitcases of fucking sound equipment.
Like what do you think you're doing?
Like listen, you guys won't believe this.
It's an inside joke.
Leave us alone.
Um, so I guess me and Tyler have our political debate.
Oh yeah, we gotta get Chad GPT going on that.
Oh yeah, right now?
Give me eight seconds.
Eight seconds?
Alright, we got eight seconds.
Eight seconds of football time.
You're getting one minute to answer.
You enforced that like a fucking asshole, so expect it back.
Expect it back.
Oh, I'm too messed up for this.
Anyway.
Yeah, well too bad.
Fuck you!
It was literally your idea.
Now I know what it's like now to be on Who Wants to Be a Bird?
Yeah!
God damn it.
Fucking spotlight's on you.
Who's our host?
You guys gotta be the host.
Ah, it's your moderators here for the great Casey.
You have one minute to respond.
For the great Casey and Tyler here of differing political opinions.
So I'd like to establish some fucking ground rules here.
Alright.
You have one minute to answer.
You have one minute to respond.
You will alternate who answers first, and after every answer there will be an opportunity for a one minute rebuttal for each question.
Can we rebuttal the rebuttal?
No.
And for the sake of integrity, can we please be better than our own presidential debate?
No.
And not just continue your argument from the last question when you begin your answer to the next.
Please.
Our presidential debate was a fucking nightmare because of that.
So let's not.
I'll see what I can do.
Okay, good.
I'll see you.
You already don't have the live audience, okay?
No, we have a live audience.
I am joined by-
We got 500 people here.
I am joined by my co-moderator here, Dan.
Who is currently getting political questions from ChatGBT.
We're not exactly prepared.
We can't even come up with our own questions now.
I had to talk to you to get more simple questions.
We cannot even process the fucking fun.
This is going to be like one of your opinions on the 2023 Agricultural Conference.
We're going to the National Title, baby!
This is fucking chaos.
Let's fucking go!
Alright, so you laid down the ground rules.
I like that, Ali Mac.
I got the questions right here.
I asked ChatGBT to give me some good debate questions, political debate questions.
Let me get my timer out.
Between an atheist Democrat and a Republican Catholic.
Holy shit.
This is going to be incredible.
This is going to be fucking incredible.
So whenever you guys are ready.
Give me one second.
So who's going to go?
Is it like a question directed at a certain person?
You go first.
No, it's, no.
Okay, so I go first?
Yeah.
And you want to rebuttal?
And then he rebuttals.
And then for the next question, Casey will go first.
And then you will have a rebuttal.
One minute each.
Do not exceed.
That's a long time.
Am I the favorite?
No, how about we each give them no rebuttals?
I think we gave you two minutes.
How about a minute?
Yeah, I think it was.
I think it was two minutes.
I say a minute each for each question.
And then we decide who won.
No rebuttals.
You need rebuttals.
We have ten questions here.
Well then who wins?
What do you mean?
We're asking one person one question.
We're giving you like 45 minutes here.
They need to answer the same questions.
We need to see how they differ on it.
Decide who wins at the end.
Yeah.
We need to see, but yeah.
We're going back and forth with rebuttals.
Back and forth with rebuttals.
It's going to be five minutes a question, five times ten is 50 minutes.
It's an hour.
Five times a question.
Five minutes per question.
Then I say that we...
No, it's two minutes per question.
Because...
One minute each and then you each get a rebuttal.
No, no.
No, we don't.
No, it's one minute.
So you ask a question, Casey answers.
It's too hard for him.
And then he...
Just ask the question.
They both get one minute to answer the question, I guess.
I consider it a rebuttal because they go second.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to prove myself.
I got you.
I did not.
I'm sorry.
All right.
This is the worst podcast.
We'll go back and forth who takes the first one.
So Tyler, take the first one.
All right.
And then...
Do not exceed your one minute answer.
Do not.
I repeat, do not exceed.
We got ten.
Okay.
Question number one.
For Tyler.
Yes.
Starting with Tyler.
Should abortion be legal or illegal?
Now, I think that abortion is a tricky subject that happens between a lot of people.
Personally, in my religious views, I don't agree with abortion for me personally.
Yeah, 50 seconds.
However, I'm also of the mind where I think that because of my religious views, it doesn't
mean that somebody else has the same religious views that I do.
Yeah, 40 seconds.
I think that they're able to have an abortion that is safe and legal, but rare.
That's my opinion.
Yeah, 30 seconds.
I don't think that it should be used as a birth control rate.
I think it should be used as a medical procedure.
And I don't actually agree with the whole all or nothing procedure.
I think that it should be safe, legal, but rare.
That is my thing, and I will end my time on that.
Okay.
Wow, that was good.
You had 10 seconds left.
So, Casey, go ahead.
When you're having an abortion, you're aborting a fetus.
Let me just ask you this, Tyler.
Do you remember being a fetus?
Yes or no?
This isn't my rebuttal time.
The candidate asked you a question.
You can answer if you like.
Fetuses do not have...
Answer the question.
You can answer if you like.
You have five seconds because we fucked you.
Tyler has no memory of being a fetus.
That means that most people do not have a memory of being a fetus, and that if we kill
a fetus, so to say, that it will have no memory of it.
So, I mean, it's not really a...
You're not objecting to my...
Sir, please, no interruptions.
He asked me a question.
Yes, no, he asked you a question a while ago.
I'm going to give him his time back.
Candidate O'Neill, continue.
It's a religious law.
I don't think we should have fucking laws based on religion.
The only reason people say abortion should be illegal is because religion forbids it.
But if we understand science, we know that fetuses are a bundle of nerves that have no
memory.
Three.
Two.
One.
And no souls.
That's a polarizing closing argument.
I think I was more articulate than mine.
Let's be real.
Okay, let's not try to lead the moderators here.
All right.
So, Casey goes first now.
All right, Casey.
Should prayer be allowed in public schools?
Oh, God.
Prayer?
No.
Public prayer in schools, I think we should have a separation of church and state, and
that obviously includes schools.
You know, I think a lot of children are indoctrined to be like, if their parents are religious,
they're obviously going to grow up religious.
And we should kind of indoctrinate children with the truth.
You have a chance to respond, Tyler.
We should indoctrinate children with the truth and proof of science rather than religious
beliefs that have gone back, you know, just based on pure fiction.
So, I'll let Tyler respond to that.
Okay.
You have 20 seconds remaining.
Can I just take a drink of water real quick?
It's going into your time.
He's doing the Marco Rubio.
Your time has started.
Do we have a notepad here?
Oh, sorry.
Give me five seconds back, please.
Restart his time.
All right.
I am going to start you at three seconds.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, go.
All right.
Well, for Casey's argument there, I'm just going to say that I don't disagree that prayer
should not be in a public school setting.
I think that prayer is a very personal thing to each person out there, and I don't think
that it should be forced upon anybody.
That is not anywhere close to what I'm preaching out there that prayer should be forced on
anybody.
I'm saying in Catholic schools, in private institutions that are religious-based, you
should be able to have the ability to have-
Yeah, let's clarify the question.
Hey, sir.
Let's clarify the question.
No, no, no.
Give me-
Pause that real quick.
Give me five more seconds back, because he keeps interrupting me there.
I just want to clarify the question.
I will allow this once.
Dan, would you like to clarify the question for Casey?
So, what do you want me to clarify about?
It's a pretty easy question.
What's the question?
Should prayer be allowed in public schools?
That is a fairly straight question.
Okay, Tyler, a Catholic school is a public school.
Casey, you do not have a platform to speak on.
You already had your argument, and your one challenge flag has been used, and the ruling
on the field stands.
Okay, that means you lost your challenge.
Tyler, you do have one remaining if you would like it.
And I get five seconds back because of that challenge.
You do.
Go ahead.
So, as I was saying, basically, I don't think that prayer should be in public schools.
Like I said, it shouldn't be forced on anybody.
It's a very personal thing for each person.
But I'm also saying that Catholic schools should not be barred from having prayer in
their schools, which a lot of people on Casey's side like to think.
You have five seconds, Tyler.
But besides that, I think that I don't agree that it should be in public schools.
I think that it should be outlawed in public schools.
Can I rebuttal?
He called me out.
No.
He called me out.
I get a fucking rebuttal.
I will deduct time from your next answer if you continue this nonsense.
You know what?
He did have 20 seconds left though when he stopped.
That doesn't matter if you give up your time.
Yeah, no, he forfeited his 20 seconds.
That doesn't mean he can interject into Casey's argument.
I don't know.
I think that's pretty good.
If he had 20 seconds left over.
I gave up 10 seconds, and I didn't use the extra 10 seconds.
You didn't need it.
All right, we're going to mix it up.
If you're the first one to answer and you have time remaining, you can interject once
to use your remaining time.
All right, so Tyler, Catholic schools are not public schools.
But you use your Catholic schools.
No, no, no.
They can use it after.
What do you mean?
After he's done answering his, he can't interject and interrupt them.
I agree with that.
Yes, you can have a rebuttal.
That's a true rebuttal you can use with your remaining time to add strategy.
I'm saying for a government mandated school, would you allow prayer in that school?
Not a Catholic school.
Casey.
I already said no.
Casey, we have more questions prepared.
I already said no.
Question number three.
Should everyone have access to free health care?
I go first.
Like I said earlier in the podcast, I believe that health care should be free.
I think that the insurance companies that we have in America are bleeding the American
people dry.
Half their paychecks, if not more, are going to insurance, which I think is a travesty,
actually.
I think that people should be able to not have to worry about going into medical debt
for the rest of their fucking lives because they had a broken leg at fucking 20 when they
didn't have insurance.
Currently, the insurance field right now is just sucking the life out of the American
people, which I think is a fucking travesty.
But if they do that.
You have 20 seconds.
Yeah.
I think in closing with that, I think that health care should be free for the American
people, but the real question is how we're going to pay for that.
But that wasn't the question right now.
So I'll take the remaining of my time.
Just do that.
Okay.
You have seven seconds to repuddle after Casey's time.
That was 10 seconds.
If you choose to.
It was 10 seconds.
It was seven.
You pressed the button.
Should health care be free?
Absolutely fucking yes.
We saw Luigi shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO.
He'll be included.
I think that will woke a lot of people up.
Like we have to fucking do something about health care in the country because I see firsthand
that it's it's just a joke.
I think health care should be a basic human right.
And what's the point of society if you don't have health care?
Like why?
Why are we getting together to help each other out if we're not going to provide services
to keep each other alive and just say like, oh, you know, homeless people, sick people
just under half your disabled people are.
Minus three seconds.
This is intimidating.
Excuse me.
You have five seconds.
Free public health care.
Fucking Obamacare.
I support it.
I think Bernie Sanders.
I think Bernie Sanders would do a little bit better with the free public health care.
But go out there and fucking vote and fucking vote for Bernie Sanders, even though he's
not running fuckers.
Your time is up.
You have one second in the bank.
You have anything to say to that with your seven seconds?
This is like nerve wrecking.
I already said my piece.
He's good.
It's good.
It's gone.
You don't get to save.
Yeah, you don't get to save.
Yeah, I already said it's gone for the question.
I stand by what I said.
All right.
Question number four.
All right.
So you who answered first?
I did.
So we're on to Casey.
Same sex marriage.
Should same sex couples have the right to marry?
Yeah, they definitely should.
And they already do.
Right.
I mean, that was something that you cannot ask the moderator's question.
You have three seconds added, bro.
That was the five seconds.
Let's get it.
That was I'm taking time out of his heart.
That is something that we've had already for fucking 10 years because I agree with that.
Because it should be a basic human right.
You know, you should get be able to get married to who you want to get married to.
I mean, they're not really harming anybody.
There's a lot of religious prosecution of denying like LGBT people rights.
But I just don't understand.
Twenty seconds remaining.
I basically think that like Christian people enforcing their beliefs on other people, they shouldn't be doing that.
Like you should have the right to what you want.
So you have three seconds remaining.
OK, so I just I do think you and me should be able to interject with questions, but only if they are very short.
I wanted to interject there.
I think so because I wanted to ask you guys and don't answer now.
But we were talking about the insurance thing.
I wanted to ask both of you.
Where's the money coming from?
That's what I kept that question very short.
But that's why we can interject as long as it's short questions.
I feel that's fair.
OK, what was the question?
Where's the money coming from?
No, that's not what the question is.
That's what I'm asking.
What the original question was.
Yes, same sex marriage.
Yeah, same sex marriage should same sex couples have the right to marry.
OK, I think that they should be able to have states sanctioned marriages, but I don't think that religious institutions should be forced to marry same sex couples because of their their doctrine.
I don't think that I don't think that same sex marriages should be banned.
I just don't think that they should be forced on religious institutions.
After that, there's that's that's not really there's nothing else that I really want to say about that.
Besides that, I don't feel it should be sponsored at a federal level, sponsored at a federal level.
I think isn't it already as you were you just to reiterate, you think the government was recognized at a state level, federal level, whatever.
But I think that I think that I then making it a thing where if you're if you're a religious organization, you organization, you have to do it.
I think that's wrong.
I think that you shouldn't be forced to do that if you're a religious institution.
However, I think state sanctions like this, the state of like federal state should be able to do that.
I just like I want the two times just to clarify that last part.
I'm like more gone than Ali back during like jeopardy.
I think you can't fit in the minute.
I apologize.
You have one minute to answer the question.
Just a train.
The clarification was that it's federally not state.
That's why I just said that you can't clarify.
I might not you don't care.
Is he not being clear?
He's not.
No, don't make me challenge.
We can pull that challenge.
I can see at least you got to use this.
Don't you go fighting the moderator?
Casey, would you elect to use your tracker?
Would you elect to use your three seconds for a bottle?
My three seconds.
You have three seconds remaining if you would like to leave her a bottle.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Why?
Okay.
I feel like we may have just thrown a wrench into did you just show him the results of who you are rooting for?
That's fine.
That's me.
That's him.
You have your own.
I don't think that I don't think that the impartial moderator should be saying who they're agreeing with.
Well, you know what?
Things are fair in life.
Get used to it.
Let's move on.
I am still a moderate moderator here and I will maintain my non bias until the end of the game.
You're non-binary.
All right.
We're getting into the heavy questions here.
Oh, Jesus.
Those are some lightweight questions.
All right.
That's fine.
Next question.
Tyler, you are first.
Yeah.
Can I see the timer when you do it?
Thank you.
All right.
Should undocumented immigrants be allowed to stay in the country?
No.
Do it.
Undocumented immigrants should not be allowed asylum in our country because they came in
illegally.
However, that's not being said for the same for legal immigrants coming to the country.
I think that legal immigrants should be welcome with open arms as long as they accept the
true American way.
They go through the customs.
They go through all the things to become an American citizen.
I think that's a wonderful thing and that's what every single one of our ancestors have
done to become American citizens.
They had to go through the customs.
If you try to skip that, I think you should be deported.
And then if you want to come back in as a legal citizen, that's perfectly fine.
But do it the right way.
Do it the way that you're supposed to.
Do you believe there should be a limit on how many immigrants we allow in?
That's a tough question for a different thing.
However, I think that we should limit the amount of immigrants because if we keep adding
more and more people, it'll overflow the system of health care and everything else.
It'll just overflow it.
You have five seconds.
I'm done.
OK.
I was done at five.
Yeah.
Let me let me read the question again.
Just should undocumented immigrants be allowed to stay in the country?
Casey, you have one.
No, illegal immigrants should not be allowed in the country.
Sorry, sorry.
Undocumented immigrants, undocumented immigrants, they should not be allowed in the country.
I support legal immigration, but I think if you deport people, you can't just, you know,
take it like harm children.
Basically, like they have all these fucking kids in the deportation camps or whatever
the ice camps.
And I think if you're going to deport the parents, you have to at least like make an
effort to give the children back to the parents or to have them be US citizens.
And I don't I also think like a lot of illegal immigrants can group them with like legal
immigrants.
So it's kind of like 10 seconds remaining.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Five, four, just just time.
I'm going to do my five second rebuttal.
OK, you have five seconds.
Three, two, one.
You're done saying what you got to say.
You just say I'm done.
Three, two, one.
Go.
I think that the children should be reunion.
Reunion.
Show your head.
Please do not offer advice to the candidates.
Mr. Delaney, please do that.
Oh, my God.
OK.
We.
Fucking Christ.
Time for a loss on that one.
I'll take the hill on that one.
Next question.
No, I know. Yeah, it's Casey now Casey's turn
Casey should there be a strict should they be stricter gun laws? Oh
Definitely
stricter gun laws, let's see
so America has like the most mass shootings in the entire world and everywhere that doesn't have
guns that are legal they have
significantly less shootings like Britain and Japan shit like that
so if you see the
the largest mass shooting in the world
I think was the LA shooting and people just kind of act like oh, that's just a normal thing now in America like
Fucking school shooting happens once a week to what extent firearms be limited
What to what extent should firearms be limited or restrict? I think you should
limit firearms to
Basically a pistol to defend a single household
Okay, because if you give people you
You're able to fucking sell an assault rifle. You have people who go into a hotel time is and shoot up the fucking balcony
Second I asked a question which took about five seconds. I wanted in five seconds
Okay, so what do you like to finish that's more at least say what you just said without us stepping over you
Yeah
If you if you allow assault rifles or automatic rifles to exist you could always just shoot you could have people that just shoot
That's right people. That's your time. I gave you a chance
It was about five seconds. All right, mr. Lee. Yeah do it
First off I'm gonna say
The Second Amendment is very clear on this that your rights for to bear arms should not be infringed
I think that the only owning a pistol is one of the stupidest things
That is a that is a bad take on on several levels, but I also think that
Everybody should be able to use a bazooka and please
Let the candidate answer the question he does not interrupt you he's been quite civil okay, which is surprising
I know but he has been what kind of fucking debate is this?
I will be awarding you five additional seconds Tyler
Three two one resume
so as I was saying I think that being able to defend yourself as a is a god-given right of every single American and
To counterpoint Casey's thing saying that we have the most mass shootings and stuff
If you look at places like England and all these other places that have banned guns look at the knife crime that has gone up
Knife crime has gone up by a hundred percent since guns have been banned if not more
They're still gonna kill people no matter what weapon you're gonna give them
So I would say an armed society is a polite society
And I think that if you are an armed society you will have more good guys with the of 10 seconds
So by your point you're saying that we should all have to do because every second you speak until the next question is asked
I'm removing time like how do we meet his mic that's three seconds right there
Maybe two maybe I was a bit aggressive. That was two seconds
That's removed from your next answer. Am I first next I think you are the first next all right this question for you Tyler
Thank you should the government do more to fight
climate change
Okay, you may begin climate change
There's been several different reports that came out on climate change seeing that
That it's more global weirding than global warming some places are becoming more cold some places are becoming more hot
It's just it's a it's a weird thing that the world does in several different cycles
We can go through different cycles of heat and heating and cooling
We're at the cooling we're at the heating stage, and then it'll become way colder eventually
It's just a natural cycle of the earth
However, I do think that burning of fossil fuels will eventually run out of fossil fuels to the point where we can't even use our vehicles
To the point where if you only had electric vehicles
How do you feel those electric vehicles because you have to use fossil fuels or 50 seconds for the energy plants?
So it's a very complicated question to answer in a single minute
However, I think that we are in a area that is
Slightly affected, but it's not at the same level
Slightly affected, but it's not as effective as you also that is your minute dude. I don't think it's complicated
Oh, wait, you know that pulled up. You know 58 seconds to respond Casey
Can I just say the moderation this debate has been phenomenal today? You have 55 seconds
There's a fucking question make that
Global warming right we got to do something because if we don't do anything about global warming
We are 100% fucked like Tyler said the fucking climate changes every you know ten thousand years
But since we started fucking cars the Industrial Revolution
The fucking amount of co2 in the air has gone up exponentially and so has the world temperature
average
so there's no like denying the fact that
Global warming has been caused by industries
industrialization
And I think if we don't do anything
Basically our kids are gonna die if I from the climate crisis like your kids will die before they reach old age
Okay, that's your time
It's sure but you guys have been giving us time, okay there has been remaining
All right next question
Should this is for Casey, yeah, yes it is should taxes be raised on the wealthy Oh Jesus Christ
Taxes on the wall. Well, I just want to say you have the fucking richest person in the entire world
Who just bought the US presidential election by endorsing?
His wanted candidate who will be it now his puppet and he will be able to control the entire US government
I already picked the winner
Should we raised why does somebody need one trillion dollars Elon Musk is on track to be a trillionaire
Why does somebody need one trillion dollars you could fucking?
Probably support ten thousand people to live a comfortable life for the rest of the 20 seconds with ten thousand
What the amount of you?
La money Elon Musk has I think if you wanted to do something good for society
he would kind of redistribute his money and
make
Make it so that the super rich
Don't control the entire world
All right. That is your time
Mr. Lee you have one minute to respond
I'm not really sure
However, I think that
Tax bracket should be how it was back in the early 1900s
Maybe a different monetary value because it used to be over a million dollars 80% of that
After after a million dollars 80% of your of your of your gross income would go back to the government
I think if we raise that up to maybe a hundred million dollars
After you make a hundred million dollars that year 80% of your profits go to the federal government
It would increase a whole bunch of spent tax money for the government. It would also
Give you like after a hundred million dollars. There's not much you're gonna do with that money that you're already 15 seconds
But besides that I'm just gonna I'm gonna call it short there. I just think that
that
Yeah
All right
Okay, so you have no time remaining for a bottle
Dan we are ready for the next question. It will be directed at Tyler first. We have two questions left
All right, so you are first
Should the death penalty be allowed
Should be I think federally implemented because there's too many people who are out there that are unafraid of jail time
but death would be a
Scary option for them if you have the death penalty
It's a deterrent. It's definitely a deterrent to violent crime such as you know murdering rape
I think pedophilia should also be a death penalty crime if we do that
If you're proven without a shadow of a doubt and there is no shadow of a doubt
I think that the death penalty should be fully legalized and
used as a
deterrent for
Violent crime just to clarify you mean if they're proven guilty if they're proven guilty without there is no guilty beyond the shadow
Of a doubt if they're proven guilty and there is no we there's no ways that they're appealing and there's no appeals in process
I think that the death penalty should still be on the table
I don't think it should be used as often as it was but it can be a deterrent
Okay Tyler banks ten seconds if he chooses to use it
I'm just gonna go ahead and agree with Tyler. I think the
The death penalty should absolutely be used
Joe Biden
Actually pardoned 37 of the 40 people that were on federal death row to be executed for violent crimes
such as like the rape of children the fucking murder of
Like the Boston bomber was in there, but he didn't party them for political reasons
Joe Biden wanted to prove basically to the Pope that he was
Pro, you know pro life and anti-death penalty. So he fucking pardon pardon the first
worst 37 people in America for like the last 30 years
Joe Biden's a piece of shit. I agree with Tyler. Fuck you
Okay
You do have ten seconds
Three two one agreed fuck Joe Biden I think that he's a human piece of garbage
I think that the pardoning of you five seconds testing. I'll be it
I'll just say that you have ten seconds. I'll give it to you once why not you guys are agreeing
I think this is one of the guys have been agreeing more than I thought you would to be honest
But you do have ten seconds going do it you have life in prison. You killed a fucking child. That's ten years old
That's never gonna have a life. You you have your whole entire life in prison. You should be dead and that's your time I
Only did that because you agreed
Disagree, he would not have been awarded this time. Okay, and I believe that leads us into the last question
All right last question for Casey
Should the government provide more support for the poor a
Loaded question. I think I think you know Trump actually wants to ban homeless people
Which is he actually says he wants to help them, you know
Go get into programs to get them off drugs get them off the street provide help for the poor
but really he's just gonna
ban them from living in you know, the city where they have access to
shelter food water and stuff like that
So I think a lot of stuff has to be done for the poor and I think we have to offer them the resources
In order to give them the opportunity to get them off the street
But not everybody's gonna take that opportunity and I think drug addiction will really prevail
I don't I don't know a good way to combat that problem. You have ten seconds
With the type of resources with the amount of widespread that is going on right now with drug addiction
I don't know how that's possible
That is your time
You have point zero to the second
I fucking hate these modern bars. She would like to if you elect to use I don't know how Trump felt when he was like
Doing the debate with the fucking
moderator for
The moderator for everything sir. I understand that the other moderator has already essentially publicly came out and said he doesn't support you
But I cannot tolerate this kind of behavior. I'm getting fucking lit up. I got a fucking a moderator
That's not even on my side, sir
He's been minimum minimally involved at this point
He has just been the question to ask her. Okay. So what was the question again from me?
Should the government provide more support for the poor?
Go are we talking about professional homeless people or people who are
Professional professional urban outdoorsmen
No
But I'm saying there's people who are like professional homeless people that will refuse to not be homeless because they get so many bonuses for being homeless
They they use the system to their advantage, which I think is a disgusting way to live
We're talking about a single mom with three kids who's on welfare
Yes
We should help that if we're talking about a guy who fucking drinks 340s a day if more if not more and then
Abuses the medical system abuses the welfare system and abuses every other system that we have
I think that they should be cut off if you use the system. I think that you should be cut off if it's a use
As a safety net for you. I don't think you should be kind of what if any systems should be put in put
Put into place to make sure that people actually need welfare and what's the line? What's the line? You have 10 seconds added from it
What's the line?
I think that if it's if you have multiple children and you're actively using it and you're using food stamps the way that they're supposed to use
I think you should be able to be able to afford the groceries that you're getting your children
However, the line I think is being able to get a fucking BMW and a fuck sir
Please no cussing into a 60 inch TV in your house and be more well-off than somebody who's not on welfare
So that is your time
And I do believe which we allow one minute for closing
Two minutes each for closing room
There's a lot of bottled up stuff here for both of them
Give us like a final like bonus question like the question
Should it be a question or do you guys just want to leave it freestyle?
All right, I'm gonna say give me open style fucking debate to the death. I'll do a fucking okay
Do you guys agree with that? Oh, yeah open mic it. Okay, they want the open mic for two minutes
All right, we will go to a coin flip if Casey wants you to go first though Casey do you want to go first
Or would you like that question right? No, it's a freestyle. No, it's freestyle. I thought we had a topic
Yeah, so I mean I feel like a coin toss would be fair for this because I feel like there is a slight advantage to ever
answers last year
Would you like it to be delegated to a coin flip Casey I just want a question
Do you know you just agree to a freestyle debate?
No, I mean like you ask us a question and then we can like scream at each other
Okay, so you would like a question and then a two minute response. That doesn't make sense. I don't agree that I
Think we may need to do a coin flip for if it's freestyle or if we ask a question freestyle, okay
Well, we get a bottle cap here I got a spicy one
What's up if it comes down to it? He wants to do the freestyle freestyle. Yeah for two minutes. You just fucking
So so if they do a freestyle and they bomb it
What happens that's just no
Nothing, it's not freestyle. They can just have it two minutes for closing remarks just undirected
They can say what they want to say for two minutes. Oh
Like he wants that at once. He wants that no, no each two minutes
He wants that Casey wants a question. So we're gonna flip this bottle cap. Okay to decide
Gentlemen, this will be heads
The rounded side this will be tails. I don't know how this affects the odds of the bottle cap
But I'm sure it does so one of you is getting fucked. I am the visitor in the house so I get that you use
Okay fine fine
Okay tails you're calling tails which again is this side
It's tails I'm not picking it up
Yet, but it's tails. So you get to choose if you'd like to go first
You are going second. Okay, Casey
You have two minutes for closing remarks
You
Just deferred receiving a kick to the second half. Yes
Okay, what can I say? We're coming to a time in our country where we have basically
elected
The biggest threat to our country since I don't know probably before the United States was even born
I think history repeats itself a lot and
So I think there's a lot of similarities with the amount of control that the government wants to have nowadays
like basically we're having an oligarchy now where
The richest people are buying the presidential election
Both the richest person in the world and a billionaire who's now the president are in control of your laws
And your country. How do you propose we fix this?
Well, I would have said voted not for him
That already happened. We now have it in
Imperious ruler who will fight with our allies rather than you know
against our enemies
Who will rather fight
Canada and Greenland that stand with Ukraine and fight against our biggest enemy, which is Russia
We have now somebody who's going to fight NATO
I think we should be fucking worried about Russia and we should be worried that
the
Globalists are basically all in a league together and working together
Vladimir Putin Donald Trump
Elon Musk, these are all people Joe Biden even Joe Biden's
Joe Biden the person who will fucking
Work with them. They're all globalists. They're all they're they're all fucking globalists. It's it's terrible
They're all fucking globalists. It's it's terrible. It's terrible. They're they're very bad people. That's all I can say
They're just bad and I hope you I hope you vote for me
Okay, you do have 13 seconds remaining if you elect to use it
Tyler
You're closing remarks
I start when you start talking. All right. Well
Since my opponent decided to go all doom and gloom. I'm gonna go being I'm proud to be an American
I'm proud to live here. I'm proud of the people that we are
I hate the division that's currently in our country and I think that it's time to heal rather than it's time to
Stoke the flames even more. How do you propose we fix the division fix the division just by talking to your neighbors?
Like literally just call me
I don't want to be my fucking name
Excuse me, sir
Excuse me, sir. You now have a lekin set 11. No, it'll be included
You have 11 seconds to respond if you choose to do so afterwards, but shut your mouth shut your mouth
I go ahead five more seconds on that
It'll be added. So I think that we should talk to our neighbors
we should be kind to our neighbors and I feel like
We are in it. We are in such a divisive time right now that people think that
It's okay to hate your neighbor just because of a political view that they have
I think that's a disgusting way and I feel like that's a fundamentally un-American way of thinking
We're the melting pot for a reason we have a whole bunch of different people from different cultures from different areas
From different walks of life
but there's one thing that we all have in common is that we are Americans and as Americans you have a God-given right to
talk to your neighbor and have a
Fundamental argument with them, but you can both walk away friends. Even if you disagree
I think that the the world has come to a point where we're too angry at each other and there needs to be more love
In this world and I'm gonna end it off on God bless all of you. God bless America and God bless our troops
Okay
Casey all right, I just wanna use my 11 seconds. My 11 seconds to say I don't want to eat my neighbors
Tyler wants to fucking eat his neighbors. God bless Jimmy Carter
God bless the USA and fucking fuck Donald Trump
All right, fuck you. That is your time
That is your time
Okay
All right, all right, I think that was good to be a shake Tyler's hand
They did not shake in the introduction they shook at the conclusion
I think that I think that proves my point. I think that proves my point that we should we can all agree me, sir
I cannot take any of this under consideration until I get my I know but I'm just saying I think that proves my point
That uh that we can all shake hands at the end of the day. So what are our bias moderators?
To go first. All right, so I took notes here and then I fell asleep
All right, so question number one, all right that was the one about abortion I
Have to get that one Tyler. He was pretty hard to I was kind of fucked up for the first like five questions
Right, so that reflects my next five answers
Religion in schools I had to give that one to Tyler pretty articulate on that really the first five
The first four went to Tyler. Okay, so the healthcare one went to Tyler same-sex marriage went to Tyler
I'm a little biased. So I'm a lot biased to it. So I was trying not to be but um
Number five was a tie for a loss
One of you just stopped talking you would have won but you both decided to keep going and contributed nothing
Um, so, let's see number six five was immigration
Six was gun control. I gave that one to Casey. He uh, you did pretty good on that one. Um
Let's see seven Tyler put me to sleep on that one
Casey came in with some real stats. So that one went to to Casey
Number eight was taxes that went to Tyler
Number nine. I don't know what either you were saying but I I'm gonna give out a case
I would have done better if I was completely obliterated
I'm gonna give out one to you because your sportsmanship. That was pretty good. That was the death penalty one
You said you agreed with him. So I like that. Well, I did agree and number 10 goes to Casey too. It was the welfare one
And I appreciate your honesty. You said I don't know how to fix the problem. So I thought that was pretty dope
That was you don't hear that a lot from politicians. When did you think that and the closing argument is when I fell asleep?
I was out of it for that
I'll let I feel like my closing argument was one of my best points
So that that would be I can appreciate that Dan. I knew I was I was gone for like the first
six questions
Yeah, so I was like that was like six and six three six and three and then that puts yeah, so there's one tie
Six six for Tyler three for Casey in the tie. Oh, you know Dan's Dan's
Really to be five and two if you really think of it if they were tied for the loss of what about you
I got a point sure math
Whatever. That sounds good
That's not how that works at all
Ignore what I said
Honestly
This one was uh, I'm not gonna lie
Casey you were getting destroyed there in the first half you were but you bounced back on the first half
But you bounced back a lot harder than I thought you would have and Tyler
I did think that you fumbled a little bit at the end not completely
But maybe it was just stuff I didn't agree on but I am kind of right in the middle of the spectrum and
I'm gonna do something rather controversial here because Casey
I did think your closing arguments actually contrary to what you believe Tyler
I thought both of your closing arguments were clear and concise
Casey I liked what you had to say. I like the tribute to Jimmy Carter at the end. He just says fuck you a boy
But Casey did display good sportsmanship you guys agreed on like I think two of the first three questions
Which you worded things differently, but you did both agree like the religion one you somehow agreed
I'm not over here taking notes like Dan, but I did stay awake for the closing arguments
Actually, I remember the closing argument
Okay, I do and I remember that I basically appreciated the positivity of Tyler. Thank you. I wasn't fully asleep
I think I had a bad kind of moment where he just gets fucking flabbergasted that he's fucking high on Jeopardy. Yeah
Yeah, that does happen quite a bit and I also empathize a lot there with that so
So I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do the thing that I only feels right because Casey
I think that how do you been more sober? I would have given you the edge here, but I have to put this in a dead
Tie and I am going to ask Alexa to flip a coin and because Tyler chose tails earlier
Tyler you are tails Casey you are heads
Alexa, can you flip a coin for me?
Okay, you got heads. Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go!
Alexa good job on the dramatic effect there that was pretty sick actually
So I won by fucking six with him
Let's fucking go
Doesn't matter, Ali-back voted for me
So that still means that I won
No, Ali-back voted for me and I'm tied
No, I voted I voted for Casey. I voted for Casey
You voted for Casey because you're absolutely retarded
You are fucking retarded
Ali-back will go
No, you are actually stupid
No, you are actually retarded
What is this gonna be?
It's I won because I got four points
No, he voted for me
Me and you tied
Ali-back, Ali-back, I swear to God
Dan, you and me tied
Ali-back, no, you're actually retarded
No, Ali-back said he's gonna go to Alexa
No, Ali-back, I 100% disagree with you because he was retarded for 90%
Okay, and I still won
That's why it's not your vote
After you coming at me right now it definitely goes to fucking Casey
Hey, guess what? I don't give a shit because I fucking actually won in the actual fucking argument
This guy's actually retarded
This guy's an actual piece of shit
I had the most fucking piece of shit
I'm on the air right now
I had the most concise arguments
I had the best arguments
We didn't decide yet, Tyler
I was so much better
The fucking Koytom speaks, Tyler
Casey was fucking actually high for 90% of this and retarded
You are just wrong, Ali-back
What's the deal?
I mean, Tyler, you repeated yourself a lot
I did repeat myself a lot because the question is the same fucking thing
You're priding yourself on a lot of being articulate here
Neither of you are very articulate
I was articulate
Casey gets my fucking vote, it's a tie
Oh yeah
I don't care because you're fucking stupid
No, it's a tie
Me and Dan tied too
I tell you what, Ali-back and Dan tied, me and Tyler tied
Ali-back's just pissed because I voted for Dan on your guys once
I mean, I thought I left it up to fucking shit
No, you did not leave it up to chance
Because Alexa is a fucking whore
No, see, we tied
But there's gotta be
So we're gonna work out a way to unbreak these ties
And we'll clear it up in the next episode
Ali-Max is stupid, that's the end
I refuse to do anymore because Ali-Max actually retarded
You're just stupid
I cannot understand Ali-Max political views
Dude, you were dead silent the entire time the coin was flipping until you lost
And then you blew up
Because you're fucking leaving it up to fucking Alexa
And you think that she knows
I thought it was 50-50
I'm not gonna be a pussy and say
Oh, I can't pick
No, I left it up to chance
What a fucking pussy
And then he attacked me like a true politician
You are the worst person
It's all smoke and new words
You are literally stupid
Casey had no arguments
He had absolutely no arguments
I only yelled about Trump 90% of the time
You weren't arguing about Trump, Ali-Max
We were arguing about actual fucking policy
You're a retard
Oh, fuck this
Oh, God
This is unbelievable
Ali-Max is the worst person in the country
You're about to get an insportsman-like conduct penalty
And that'll cost you the win here
Put me in the penalty box
Free limpy
Order, order
Unbelievable
You're a retard
Ali-Max is a retard
So I guess this goes to show you that with Trump supporters
If you don't agree with them
Fuck you
I'm not a Trump supporter retard
Yeah, so much for talking to your neighbors, Tyler
I will talk to my neighbors
You fucking exploded on me
I will talk to my neighbors
This is fucking converse
You can have a disagreement
I will call you retarded
All I'm saying is that because I didn't agree with you
You're just a retard
It's okay to be retarded
You have a fucking
You sound like a fucking Hitler rally right now
Shut the fuck up
I'm gonna shut the fuck up
It doesn't matter
Because you're just so fucking stupid
You don't understand things
He kinda got his hair cut too
It's really kinda scaring me
Your hair's flopping around
Ali-Max is stupid
Ali-Max said that we died
So he flipped the coin
That doesn't make sense
If it was a tie and I won Dan
That makes it in my fucking favor
I'm not voting with a fucking tie
You can't do that
You're a fucking coward
Pick a fucking side
I did
That's not anything
You pick a side by fucking chance
Alexa comes through once again
Alexa
Tyler and Casey
Just had a debate
I'm not quite sure how to do that
Alexa's retarded
Alexa's retarded as Ali-Max
Alexa already flipped the coin
She can't do that
Alexa
That's attached to a fucking
Google engine
They can't do anything
Alright
The entire podcast
The entire podcast is burning down
I guess we don't know
That was pretty rough at the end
Tyler's throwing microphones
He's
Tearing into Ali-Max
That was crazy
You were dead silent until the coin
flipped bro
Because you used a fucking chance retard
Oh I can't choose a fucking
thing so I can't
You're such a fucking moderate piece of shit
You're gonna use a coin flip to
flip around something? That is the most
fake bullshit fucking
moderate incident
You literally did a coin flip
That's just fucking proving the point
that moderates aren't bullshit
You literally flipped a coin
That's the stupidest way to fucking do an argument
ever
It's stupid, unbelievable
You flipped a coin because you're a moderate
Oh I'm a moderate
I can't choose a side so I literally
flip a fucking coin
UNBELIEVABLE
Bro you kind of sound like
Trump after he lost to Biden
I'm not gonna lie
It's the vibes I'm getting right now
What an epic Tyler Meltdown
I just know that if
the coin flip went to you I know
I wouldn't have seen any of this out of Casey
I don't think Casey would have even
disputed the coin flip, I truly don't
It's because you're a stupid
I wanted this shit to get physical
So that's why I handed him each a boxing glove
You didn't want to give it to him?
I did but I did want to
Tyler is the only one who put it on
He's getting ready to use it
You need to take a break
Yeah, he needs a break
Yeah I think we do need a break
That was a fantastic debate
I would like to thank Dan
It was a pleasure hosting this with you
It was a pleasure
Casey got 17 more seconds than I did
That is just not true
I am not going to be able to
That is just not true
I awarded you much more time
I also laid into Casey
I never really laid into you
Because I was making good points retard
But a coin flip is going to solve it
No, no, wait
It's a counter clock
Tyler you can keep that clock
Get out of here with that flip
I enforced the rule
I'm so wishing once you used the coin
I wanted you to be an illegal
contest pool coin
I'm going to flip the outcome
Because you can't handle the truth
I'm going to flip a coin
To choose my things because I'm too stupid
To choose a side
I'm going to flip a coin just like I did
For the presidential election
Because I don't like either one
But I'm not going to choose a third party candidate
So I'm going to flip a coin
Is it heads? Oh wow
That's how I'm going to choose all my
political views
Because I love flipping coins
I don't stand for state
For the record you won the closing debates
Because of your coin flip
Dang
Yeah I thought
I don't know what to say
You didn't have a problem with the coin flip then
I did have a coin flip problem
Because you're fucking moderate and you don't stand
For shit
So you will fall
For anything
I disagree
I voted in the presidential election and it was only
For one candidate
I would recommend everybody on break take a
Xanax and
Return to us
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast
Are you coming back with Jeopardy? Yeah
I might not be here for that
We'll be back
What if we just pushed
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast
Jeopardy Edition
We couldn't end it on the last segment
We could've
That was bad
I enjoyed it
No yeah I enjoyed it
I thought it was pretty cool
I was pretty uh
I felt like I wasn't with it but
It was cool
In the first half you definitely weren't
Nope
We got Jeopardy, we got your 12 time winner Daniel
Oh yeah
Welcome back
We got your 26 time winner Tyler
We got your uh
5 time winner Vsync0
Vsync0
5 5 5 5 5
Accidente, abogados
5 5 5
That's Duolingo
I've heard that before
That was actually our family guy
I know I was just being an idiot
I was calling another language Duolingo
Duolingo
We have overlapping songs
I know
Uh for
Let's see
I thought it was a spelling song actually
Oh I can use them actually right now
Dan
So AliMac
AliMac won two out of the last three episodes
AliMac is returning
Uh two less
I thought you were just like
Is it win lose win?
What?
Is it win lose win for me?
Yeah
Win lose win yeah
We're getting hot
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to the end
Uh categories
They got New World Crops
Walk Don't Run
Casino Games
State Flags
Do you get a picture of the state flag for that one?
No, you get a description
That, there's so many flags there's just a state seal
That doesn't, whatever
Uh songs about fictional places
What are the charges
And US territories
AliMac
AliMac one last time
I will say actually there's a new one in here
There's a daily triple
Where you get three times your bet if you get that one
Oh shit
Can you wager up to a thousand on that one too?
Yeah, yeah
Oh that could really sink you if you fuck that one though
Alright
No you still get penalized like
If you get that one thousand you get it wrong
You just get minus one thousand
Oh okay I get what you're saying
When did this get put in?
Just now
Um
Alright what was the second to last category you said there?
What are the charges?
I'll take potent potables
I'm just kidding
Um
What was that song about fantasy places?
Let's do that one for the cheapest
Songs about fictional places
For two hundred, this establishment
Hasn't had any spirits since 1969
What is
Hotel California
The Hotel California
Shit! I fucking knew that too
I did too, that was a fucking cunt hair
Away from buzzing in there
Um
What are the categories again?
You got
New World Crops
New World Crops, Walk Don't Run
Casino Games, State Flags
Songs about sexual flags
Yeah this is between you and Tyler over this game
For two hundred, this Midwest
State Flag is the only
Non-rectangular one in the US
I don't fucking know
Oh I uh
Um
No idea
What is Ohio?
He says Ohio
Yeah
Are you fucking kidding me?
No because I can see it, it has
A circle of stars
And a triangular
You fucking autist
How the fuck do you know Ohio State Flag
Because it's the blue jackets logo
Okay
Tyler's
It's the hockey team
Columbus is an
I didn't even know Columbus was in Ohio
Till now, but yeah that is
We'll do state flags
A Union Jack appears in
The top corner of this state's flag
What is Alabama?
He says Alabama
Nope
There's a couple I thought, no I'm thinking of countries
Uh
Union Jack
What is Kansas?
He says Kansas
Is it a US state?
Yes
I don't fucking know
Time it out
What is Hawaii?
Yeah
No shit, state flags
Alabama just is one right?
Alabama has the Confederate flag
I thought that was the Union Jack one
Oh wait no, I think that's another one
No it's Alabama
Actually that might be, nevermind
This state still had the Confederate battle flag
Until 2021
God damn it
I think that was the question
God damn it
So who is it, Tyler?
What?
It wasn't Alabama
I was going to say it was that one or the other one
Hold on
What is Kansas?
Dan says what is Kansas
It's gotta be it
Really?
What is
What was I going to Google?
Mississippi
Mississippi, that's correct
That's fucking God
Oh what a Union Jack is
What's a fucking Union Jack?
It's the British flag
Alright let me see
La la la la la
Oh right right
Or the state flags
Oh got you
State flags for 800
A grizzly bear
What's California?
Oh yeah, what's the New California Republican?
It's got two heads
Wait hold up
You can't ask me to open a beer for you
And then immediately ask a question
I'm sorry Ali Beck
Fuck
I wasn't going to get it
But
I fucking got you first anyways
Buddy, take the fucking beer
Buddy
Hey pal
Dan's pick for
Hold on
What are the categories?
New world craps, walk the road
Crops, casino games
State flags, songs about fictional
Places, songs about fictional places
Baby! 400, this fictional town
Features beautiful women and
Well kept lawns
I can think of a lot of places
Yeah that's a
That could be a couple
Oh shit
Shit
Oh my god, no I know this song
I can't
I know
Beverly Hills baby
No
Wait hold up
Oh fictional
Places
Paradise city
Oh my god
We're positive
Fuck
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
God damn it
Home
Yeah Ali Mack's pick
Keep it going
I don't care, I'm so tired
For 600, if you're going to
This song's namesake, you might be served
A beverage containing
Tequila, triple sec and lime juice
What is Margaritaville?
Fuck
No it's not, it's a brand
It's a real fucking place
That's Margaritaville Dan
That's Margaritaville
I think it might actually be
Margaritaville is a Jimmy Buffet owned cruise line
No I know it's a place
It was created as a restaurant after the song came out
Hold on a sec
Yeah the restaurant's a physical place
Yeah he created the record
The restaurant train after the song came out
Is Margaritaville a real place?
Here is an answer from an Alexa answers contributor that I translated
Margaritaville is a hotel complex located in Hollywood
It translated?
Alexa doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about
I thought he made a real town
No no he made like a bunch of different like resorts and like
He has a Margaritaville cruise line
Yeah I said we split the points three ways
What?
Next question
Let's try to play it little seeds
State Flags for a Thousand
The Big Dipper and the North Star appear on this
What is the last one?
RICO RICO RICO
RICO RICO RICO RICO
CIRCLE OFF THE HARD STUFF
Dan's big
State Flags
Songs about fictional places
800, this emo songs title was inspired by
Ocean Boulevard in Atlantic Beach Florida
What is Ocean Avenue?
Yes
I'm gonna kill myself
Tyler's back
I thought it was saying it wasn't Ocean Avenue
So I didn't answer that
I'm so fucking stupid
Ali Mack you fucking high idiot
A Thousand
This body of water is located between the island of
Valdsoy and the condom of Trench
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is the Paladin Strip?
Oh yes
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
21 Pilots
You just add things for Ali Mack and there's something
I didn't expect him to get it
No that's actually
That's not like an entry level
21 Pilots question
That's like a deep war question
That's a question that only Ali Mack would get
Dude I was
I almost didn't get that
You probably wouldn't
You need to know the lord
And know that's what that is
Ali Mack you got New World Crops
Walk Don't Run, Casino Games
What are the charges in US territories?
What are the charges?
Charges 200
What are the charges? 2024
Falsified business records
34 counts
Who's Donald Trump?
Oh it's the person?
Keep it going
Now we're good
Keep it going
400, 2007, operation of an illegal dog fighting venture
What is Michael Vick?
Michael Vick
Damn it
That was literally a split second off there
Charges
600
Daily Double
This is good
You got 2000
Ali Mack's got 1600, Dan's got zero
Zero? On the dot?
Yep
That's pretty good
About 400
I thought it was going to be a negative reaction
I didn't know I had zero
400, securities fraud
This is in 2009
Securities fraud, investment advisor fraud
Mail fraud, wire fraud, money laundering
False statements and perjury
I know this one
2009?
Come on
Tyler you gotta know this
What was it even doing in 2009?
What was the charges?
2009, securities fraud
Investment advisor fraud
Mail fraud, wire fraud
Money laundering, false statement
Perjury
George W Bush?
Oh no
Bernie Madoff
I don't even know who that is
You don't know who Bernie Madoff is?
No, I don't
I wasn't going to guess that
He got convicted of the biggest Ponzi scheme in history
For what?
For stocks
He told people he was investing their money
He was just taking it
I wouldn't have gotten that
We were just trying to fuck with you by saying
I wasn't
I feel like such a dumbass for the name I was going to say
Tyler's not spitting
I was either going to say Alex Jones
I was way off
Who were you going to say?
I would be embarrassed to even utter it
I thought we were thinking the same thing
I think George W Bush
is an okay answer for not knowing
Wait, you thought you knew it was Bernie Madoff?
Oh yeah
Tyler's back
Procharges for 800
Oh shit
Another one?
Yeah, he took a hole
Are you fucking kidding me?
You got
1600
You got triple your bet
Yeah, why the fuck not?
I'll bet 600 I guess
600?
2019, Oklahoma
Two counts of murder for hire
Oh, what is Joe Exotic?
Joe Exotic
Oh shit
God damn it
1600 plus 1800, so he's got
3400
That daily triple thing is fucking retarded
I didn't want it removed from the game
I agree with that
I am so against that
I don't even have a shot at coming back now
That just ruined me and it was a fucking way up of a question
You're only 1600 behind
Only 1600?
Tyler
How many are left in that category?
Should have made his money back after fucking it up
on the last one, but no, he's now ahead by
1600
The fuck out of here
2004
Obstruction of justice
and insider trading
Martha Stewart, baby
I was gonna
Martha Stewart
What a fucking G
She didn't snitch
New World Crops, Walk, Don't Run, Casino Games
and US Territories
US Territories
200, this Pacific Territory
shares its name with a Girl Scout cookie
What is Thinbit?
Who busted it?
He did
I don't know
What is Macaroon?
Nope
What is...
No
Wait, wait, wait, hold on a sec
It's Pacific?
Wait, this is a made up place?
No, this is a US Territory
I'm trying to think of a fucking cookie with a name that
What is the Dominican Republic?
What is the Ding Dongs?
That would be American Samoa
That's what I was gonna say
And I'm like, I don't know a cookie named American Samoa
I was like, it starts with an S
and then snickerdoodle pops in my head
Dude, I actually, when you said
US Territories
You know how sometimes I say the answer first?
Like, I just throw out a random answer
I'm gonna say American Samoa
American Samoa is a cookie?
It's not a Samoa cookie
It's a coconut cookie
I want so fucked
I didn't know that one
I knew it started with an S
God damn it
I almost said snickerdoodle
I knew it would start with an S
That's it
A 400 Madonna might have been
touched for the Virgin Islands
on this island
Didn't know that
Dan, you're our last hope now
I'm crashing out hard and scared
American Territories
600, it's capital is
San Juan
Then it's Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico
I was gonna say Puerto Rico
I was literally a con-
I was depressing the button
I was pressing the fucking button
American Territories, baby
800
This territory in the Micronesia
region of the Pacific
originated from Spain in 1898
No one
would be Guam
I was gonna say Guam
I thought Guam
It didn't come quick enough, but I did know that
Aaaaaaaah
Stop jerking the controller off, please
Make me uncomfortable
American Territories
The inhabitant of Pacific Atoll
was the site of the largest air-bomb
What is Midway?
Midway, Dan
Shit
You didn't buzz in, but you answered it first
and I don't want to lose the points
Dan gets the points
I think we all
buzzed in at the same time
Whoever came up
Dan got it
What?
That's not
Oh, now we know
What's going on here?
Dan won
Number two came up and then Dan said the answer
Number two, who's number two?
Ali Mac
Yeah, you switched the controller
I'm onward
Alright, Dan gave the right answer
Dan, you got
New World Crops, Walk, Don't Run, Casino Games
What is the first category?
New World Crops
Alright, yeah, fuck it
Let's do it
Way ahead of its time, King James I
called this addictive plant
dangerous to the lungs
What is tobacco?
Tobacco
I want to see what Walk, Don't Run is
Walk, Don't Run, 200
A baseball manager
holds up four fingers to issue this kind of walk
What is an intentional walk
and why didn't this buzz?
But that was number four
Did you cover the thing?
Wow, I must have covered it
really fucking well then
No, I just didn't go off that time
but it went through, I am number four
Alright
Number four wasn't even a fucking thing
Now it is
Ali Macs
400, Donald Trump's star is often
vandalized on this walk
located in the
same
Number one, Tyler
That's on fire, Kurt
It's going to be all burned
anyways
Walk, Don't Run
600, middle name of a 21st century
president
Walker
Dan
We gotta lock in
Walk, Don't Run
800
Walk is a classic heavy metal song
released in 1999 by this
band
That's a good band
Ali Macs
I was listening to Floods on the way over actually
Ali Macs, you uh
What do I got?
New World of Crops, Walk, Don't Run, and Casino Game
Let's do Casino Game
200, this poker hand
consisting of a set and a pair
would be loved by Danny Tanner
What is a Royal Flush?
What is a full house?
That'd be Full House
Shit
I was so locked in on poker
I was like it's gotta be Royal Flush
You fucking freak
Thank God it was only
Oh my God
Uh, Tyler's pick
Is there any more walks left?
Yeah, Walk, Don't Run, 1000
Before Homo Sapiens
This humanoid species was the first to walk upright
What is a Neanderthal?
No
Fuck, no
No, it's the fucking
Before Homo Sapiens
This humanoid species was the first to walk upright
Oh my God
Before Homo Sapiens?
I'm gonna feel like such a fucking idiot
Homo Erectus
He's got an erect penis
Good, good, good
I just heard that
What's the points?
Dan's got 4000
Tyler's got 4600
Ali Max got 1400
Holy shit, wow, I fell off
Wait, he's got how much?
4000
Holy shit, he must have got some fucking big questions
You got some thousands
I only answered one wrong
And it was that
Yeah, you got New World Crops in Casino Games
New World Crops
400, evidence of this
7 letter autumnal squashes
cultivation, dates back to
7000 BC
What is a pumpkin?
Pumpkin
I had to count it in my head
I almost buzzed in
saying gourd and then I was like
that is not 7
That's for an idiot
Dan's pick
New World Crops
600
1 third of Neapolitan
This spice originated in Mesoamerica
1 third of what?
Neapolitan
This spice originated
in Mesoamerica
What is vanilla?
I should have fucking known that one
Dude, that was literally like chocolate? No
Strawberry? No
What's the third?
I'm so fucking stupid
That was a tough one actually
800
This malaria treatment
originating from the bark of Peru's
Chinchoa tree is now found
in tonic water
What is penicillin?
Penicillin, no
What is quinine?
That's correct Dan
I'm rooting for you
Fuck Tyler today
Fuck you Tyler
I'm rebuttaling now
That's my rebuttal is fuck you
Fuck you and fuck Jeffy
I think we're going to see a fist fight
Dan you got New World Crops for 1000
Is that what you want?
New World Crops, yeah
Dan's got
6200
He kind of guided him into that
Which is kind of weird but whatever
Well he was going down the list
Well that's what I would have taken anyway
Dan's got 5200
Tyler's got 5200
Holy fuck
Ali Max got 600
Shut up
Fuck off
Oh my god I was wrong on a 1000 question
I just threw that out there
Let's make this
a true daily double baby
Oh shit
That's either running away with the wind
or completely fucking yourself
True daily
4000, this unusually oily
fruit was first domesticated in
Mexico in 5000 BC
What is the avocado
baby
Let's go Dan
That was either running away with it or
That was fucking cinema
Holy shit
Damn Daniel
I put my buzzer down I'm a spectator
bro, I'm not coming back
Tyler can still
come back
Dan you got casino games for 400
There are this many numbers
on a roulette wheel
Not including any zeros
Oh fuck
You just need to get close to him
to have a shot
I'm just spectating, I'm fucking cooked this game
I'll hold it
for
This many numbers on a roulette
wheel, for integrity's sake I'll hold the controller
but don't expect me to buzz
Ali-Mac can still come back
Shut the fuck up
Yeah with a daily quadruple
If Dan and Tyler bet it all on Final Jeopardy
and lose, Ali-Mac can come back
Holy fuck
There is a nightmare scenario
That's true
Anyone know
36
I would've been wrong
I thought 49
The roulette wheel has
Oh I actually knew that
I didn't even hear the question
I was too busy fucking monologuing
to even listen to the fucking question
You fucking retarded Alex
Dan's pick
You got casino games
That's it, that's the last casino game
For 600
You got double death
You got 10,400
Are you gonna fucking insult to injury
or are you gonna
Don't do it
No but here's the thing
I don't know anything about
casino games
Are you gonna say it so we can do
an even game or are you gonna fucking
run away with it
I would bet a couple thousand Dan
Dan I wouldn't bet a fucking
What do I have?
10,400
I'll do 400
Let's make it
Not 400, that's all I'm willing to lose
for our games
For 400, don't get diarrhea
when playing this classic dice game
What is craps?
The craps
Now I like it
At least he only bet 400
That's bullshit
That should have been a daily double question
That's the easiest one
Dude you hit a fucking daily triple
Sit the fuck down and be happy with your game
Alright you could be here
You could be in my seat right now
You're fucking wrong
I was leading at one point
Fuck
800, if you put $10 on a blackjack
hand and receive an ace and a king
This is the total amount you will win
Including your bet
Wait how much? $10
You would win 15
For a total of 25
Correct
It's 1.5
If you hit blackjack
You only
win what you bet
If you just win
You can't lose if you use the system
And then fucking lose
$100 million or some shit
Well blackjack is actually outside of the system
Because it has to be the first two cards
you're dealt
Alright I'm ready to continue
For 1000, this popular kind of poker
named after midwestern
town has players
starting with four cards rather than two
No
Time me out
Floor card Monty
No
I know this one
Wait
Say the question again
This popular kind of poker named after a midwestern
town has players starting with
four cards
What?
You're just thinking smaller than texas
Fuck
Fuck you
Oklahoma?
That would be Omaha
I was getting closer
Yup, yeah
I did know that one but I wasn't pulling that
In my condition
5-car charlie
What is
Baccarat
What is
The spaceship game
What is battleship
Got a final jeopardy
Ali mack got 1400
Tyves got 3200
It doesn't matter
Dan wins
Dan's got 10800
I'll tell you what, we'll make this interesting
Dan clears his throat
to see how he's gonna get fucked over
Let's make this interesting
So the question
will be like name one of the two
So if you get both
correct answers
you'll get an automatic win
Why is there this special rule
when I'm about to win
Because he pulls special rules out for me all the time
Because it's impossible bro
Alright so what is it?
What's the category
Say the rules again
If you get both
two of two correct answers
you'll get an automatic win
If you get two of two correct
If you get one out of two correct answers
you'll get the question right
What is the question category?
General knowledge
That's required, you can't do that
I don't have a category to put on it
Fag
What if you get neither of them wrong
Then you lose
You should lose double if you can't get either
Well then you lose what you bet
Yeah forget what I just said
That was stupid as fuck
He led our country into the
fucking gutters as damn
Fuck you Jimmy Cracker
Alright I got your bets
Name one of the two top deadliest
animals for humans
and those that kill about
1.5 million people per year
combined
One of the two top deadliest animals
for humans, in total these kill
about 1.5 million people
per year combined
Is this worldwide? Yep
Fuck me man
That's not
That's a tough question
You have to name one of the two top
deadliest animals
for humans, in total
these kill about 1.5
million people per year combined
I can't get my head out of the US
because I know neither
of them are in the US, there's no fucking way
If you get both correct
you can automatically win
Although if two people get it
automatically, that will have to
be a tie breaker
I'm seeing a lot of tapping
over there on your phone Tyler
Why are we going through the Instagram Reels?
Tyler submitted his answer
Hold on I'm gonna get the second one here
Alright
Is the first one like
am I being stupid by not knowing the first one right now?
Is it something I should know?
It's really just a general knowledge question
Yeah it's a fucking
stupid knowledge question
Think if 1.5 million
people went missing
I know
Where on earth might they be able to go missing from?
I know
These are the questions
I'm asking myself, I'm just
awful at answering them
Oh god
They go missing?
No
They just get killed
So these are the top two
animals that are responsible for
the most human deaths
1.6 million a year?
1.5 million per year
That's fucking crazy
They're responsible for the most human deaths
Oh!
I think I got one
Do we need to get the exact species
correct?
It's just an animal
Alright I was just asking
You know like
when you learn what sounds
animals made in preschool
Yeah
Like an elephant
Are you kidding me?
Are you telling me elephants are killed?
Elephants killed less people than hippos
I know
Well they could be the top two Tyler
Fuck, give me one second
I gotta get the second one
I'm sorry
You're like looking for like genus species here
I'm looking for the name of a
fucking animal
I know, I know
Think about it Ali-Vac
Animals that we like learned
back in kindergarten
This is a tiger, this is a fucking
ladybug
Alright I threw them in
Wait
Can I change it?
Sure, sure why not?
Was I specific enough?
Yeah
No I keep it
I'll keep it, I'm not gonna change it
Ali-Vac says what is a
snake and what is a snake
Neither of those are correct
What? I figured anaphylaxis would
contribute to most of them
He bet it all, he's counting the zero
I almost said these two
I didn't get this
Tyler said what are spiders and snakes
Neither correct
What?
Spiders was what I was gonna swap snakes out with
I'm not gonna lie
I can't think of anything else
Dan says what are mosquitoes and dogs
Oh
I think mosquitoes is right
Mosquitoes is correct
Damn
Dan bet one cent
Dan has
10,801 cents
Dan wins
Oh yeah
The correct answer was mosquitoes and humans
That's a bullshit
And other humans
That's what I was saying
1.5 mill is a lot
I couldn't
God damn it man
It's glow in the dark
baby
Holy shit
That'd be pretty cool
Dan comes away with a runaway win
Dan this is your
14th win
Pretty good
I would like to shine a spotlight
Tyler is going through
He's won recently
But me and Dan I feel like we've been winning more often
Tyler what did I say?
Tyler had that attitude
And I said
I'm coming back
What did he say again?
I was bitching about him coming so away
He's making a spectacle of it
Bro you didn't know that?
And I said I'm gonna
You told us that we were never gonna come back
And we're inching closer every week
Oh what did he say to me upstairs?
Oh yeah he's like
Bro how did you even win before?
How did you even win before?
Oh congrats Tyler
Alright
I'm gonna go home
I'm gonna drive home without putting my car in the ditch
Yup and I can't drive home
Right now because I would put my
Car in the ditch
I know I wouldn't
I definitely
I drank 3 beers on here
I gotta chill out
What did he do?
He got shredded
Can we cut the
Alright
Alex Jones is getting fucking ripped again
Good for him
But what's he doing? Now he's fucking
Sued for a billion dollars
He has no money left right?
What the fuck is he doing now?
He's fucking doing
The Alex Jones show it's not on info wars anymore
How does he make any money?
He still has
Followers
I mean yeah we're some of them
Followers is a bit strong
The fallen one
Anyway
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Outro
while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the
government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
you can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you
their technology is out of solution violence
which by the way big brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil okay
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