For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck it up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this year end come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, so did they come from our planet?
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not agree with him.
What a fucking mess.
What?
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking
government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the...
It's been a while.
I was in Stale.
Welcome to our final podcast.
It's been a month.
Sorry, sorry fellas.
Can you hear this?
It's fucking not on right.
I can play it.
We'd like to thank our viewers, especially Don Juan for providing the cover of this song.
Welcome back to Unplugged Podcast.
It's episode 90, the post-assassination special.
Big 9-0.
Here with Ali Mack and Tyler.
And we're back.
And we're fucking back.
After a long night.
Is this gonna be the post-assassination special?
We might have to.
We'll see where it goes.
What?
What the what special?
The post-assassination.
The assassination of who?
The CEO fucking...
Yeah.
United Healthcare guy.
What was his name?
He had the whitest name ever.
What was it?
It was like Brian something.
Yeah.
It was B-R-I-A-N.
Brian.
Brian James or some shit.
I can't even remember.
Oh.
Yeah.
I forgot his name.
And nobody knows his name.
That's the craziest part.
Like he left children behind to be like, I don't give a shit.
Everyone knows he got whacked and fucking nobody knows who he is.
Everyone knows the assassin now.
Fucking Luigi.
They know his job.
We gotta tell Dan's here because he has a different opinion about...
Guys, I think this is a historic moment where me and Casey actually agree on something.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm kind of like, of course, Ali Mack has to have the fucking devil's advocate attitude.
I don't condone the murder.
But at the same time, it's like if somebody had to get whacked, I'm not gonna like...
I condone murder.
I like bad people.
I do and I'm tired of pretending that I don't.
You're laughing?
A CEO is dead and you're laughing.
This is funny.
I just watched that movie yesterday.
Dan's take was pretty crazy there.
Dan was like, I don't know, he seemed upset that he died.
What happened to our on air sign?
It went down for a moment because Ali Mack had...
No, that on air sign.
It's not turning on.
That one's off because I'm charging my phone, unfortunately.
So did we decorate for Christmas at our houses yet?
Because I literally just did mine last night.
No, I'm never home.
I got an emo Christmas tree.
I did. I did see that.
It's fucking sick.
I actually like that a lot.
It's a black Christmas tree with a big white bow, right?
It's a black Christmas tree with two black and silver bows and silver garland.
I like it. I like it.
And then I have my actual Christmas tree in my living room and I put a strand of lights around with an activity scene and a couple nutcrackers.
I can't believe that fucking Coca-Cola says all this shit.
Now I got to go running around spending hundreds of dollars on other people every December.
So starting off, it's been a while.
Starting off since the last episode, Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.
That was so sad.
We haven't done an episode in a while.
That wasn't even like Grease it.
That was a mess.
Like it was obviously like the more and more that comes out of it, it was obviously rigged.
So why wouldn't they make it more interesting if it was rigged?
Like I know it was rigged, but it was just a bad fight.
I mean, it was rigged, but I think they winged it too.
Like it was a dangerous combination.
The dude didn't even throw like barely any punches.
Because every time that Mike Tyson was going to throw a punch, you could see, like I watched like a whole breakdown.
Like it showed like exactly Mike Tyson's movement that he was doing.
He did like the duck down and the swerve up and he went for the hook that he was always known for.
And you could see that like he pulled it and then kind of just tapped him.
Yeah.
Wasn't he like biting his glove?
He actually did that.
It's better than biting somebody's ear.
People are like, oh my God, he's biting his glove. Like that's not a weird thing that he's done.
Like that's been a thing that he's been doing since the fucking 80s.
Yeah, he goes like animal mode.
Like he does that basically.
And like he does that to keep his focus.
But I also do think that part of it was like him kind of trying to contain himself being like, don't murder him.
Don't murder him.
Dude, I hate to say it.
Do you really think that Mike Tyson would have won that fight?
Did you see his training videos?
Did you see everything that Mike Tyson has ever done?
Yeah, man. But that's training.
If you look at the first fucking round of that.
Dude, he's a fossil.
There's no way.
Listen, if you look at that first round, you can see that Mike Tyson hit him with that one hook at the very beginning.
And then immediately Logan or Jake. Which one is it?
Logan or Jake?
Jake. Logan is the fucking piece of shit.
They're both pieces of shit, but Logan is the way bigger one.
But like Jake then clenched up with him and you could see like he like said something in Mike's ear.
And then you could see Mike tap him with his glove on his back.
And then they unclench. And then after that, Mike didn't throw any punches.
I don't know. That might be reading too far into it.
I mean, I watched I've watched it in retrospect.
I didn't watch it live, but you didn't want to live.
No. But like, dude, Mike, Mike had gas and he was going full throttle for like the first round or two.
And then you could just see he just got tired. Like he's old. He's got the power.
That's why his training videos are crazy good.
But he just runs out of steam quick. Like he's fucking always was though.
Like, yeah, but he won that.
It was good. He had a much he could go.
He could go more than two rounds without looking like he was fighting Tyson in his prime.
They would do around. I think like there is 10 to 15 rounds that they would do eight to 10 to 15, just depending on who he was fighting.
But like during those fights, if you made it past like round four or five, you had a great good chance to win against Mike Tyson.
Like Mike Tyson's like biggest things was trying to knock you out in the first round immediately.
If you didn't get knocked out in the first round and you survived to the second, you still have to survive a fucking onslaught from the second round.
And the third round and beyond, he his power punches kind of died down because he got tired.
But like his his main like Mike Tyson would try to kill you fast.
I mean, I mean, I get his prime.
But, dude, like all these people were throwing money on fucking on on him.
I was just like, don't do that. It was going to get his ass.
It was it was like fucking Drake bet like one hundred thousand dollars, like a million dollars.
Also, that fucking fight before the Tyson fight was fucking crazy.
That was a good one. I didn't watch. I never watched really.
I never really watched boxing until then. But that was good.
Yeah, the two chicks fighting.
And then it's just so arbitrary that the one like one, even though she obviously lost.
Yeah, they're like I played it. You saw it too, right?
Yeah, there's like some movement over there.
Yeah, I think it was just somebody driving down the road. It was light reflecting in the screen.
But do you think you have to have like a mental mentality in boxing before a match where like I fucking hate this person and then you take it out on them?
I'll give you like a quick turn into an animal while you're there, a quick rundown of like how I did it when I before my matches, I would kind of like put myself into a zone of I try to put myself into a zone of this person's trying to kill me type thing.
So it would activate like the like actively like fight or flight response being like as I'm walking out, I'm like this person's trying to actually kill me.
So I'm going to fucking like when I was when I was boxing, I wasn't trying to win a fight. I was trying to kill them with my hands.
Sound like Bruce Lee in the Quentin Tarantino movie.
I am fucking my hands are registered weapons. If I try to kill somebody, I go to jail.
If you kill anybody, you go to jail. It's called manslaughter.
That was such a good movie. I fucking love that movie.
Much upon a time in Hollywood.
I like how they just beat the shit out of each other. They're like, yeah, bro, we're good.
No, but like after the flight, it's kind of like the if you make it to the end of like a of like a fight and you neither of you get knocked out, it's kind of like a respect thing like you like you earned each other's respect by fighting each other like that.
Like you don't knock each other out. You still have respect for them.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, unless you bite his ear off.
But like that's kind of like the thing being like that's why I had those are wrenching. Yeah.
At the end of fights, that's why you see him kind of like giving like each other like a handshake or like a hug.
It's like like you you went the distance like with each other.
You're like, OK, like you got my respect for making it to the end.
Even in other sports, it's like when when the game's going on, you just get locked into a different heads.
Like I remember when I was a catcher, when I played baseball, like my friends would be on the other team and they'd come up and they'd be like, hey, man, what's going on?
Like before that, and I would just look at him, be like after the game and be like, sorry, man, I just I was locked in.
We're not friends for like those nine innings and then they went back like in football.
I did the same thing because we played a bunch of schools that we actually like were friends with.
But like during the game, I'm like, I'm trying to kill you.
And then after the game, I'm like, all right.
And like my friends show me a picture, like sent me a picture after the game.
I broke his ribs because I kept hitting him with my with my arm during football.
Yeah. And like he just he sent me a picture after the game, like of him like at his house and his entire right side of his ribs was just bruised to shit.
And he's just like, bro, what the fuck, man?
I'm like, football, bro.
It's that. Yeah, you just that's the thing about contact sports.
I've noticed, like when me and my brother used to play like street hockey, even where like if you would line yourself up, like if you took a turn the right way and it's like, I can lay this motherfucker out right now.
It takes so much mental restraint to like pull it.
I was when we played street hockey, me and my brother would be the only ones on roller blades.
So we'd be way faster than everybody.
And there was definitely a couple of times like you turn to see somebody that you don't really like.
You're fucking going down.
Oh, my bad, bro.
Shit. I didn't see you.
I didn't see you there.
So I never played lacrosse, but my brother did.
And like you can do some nasty hits in lacrosse.
Yeah. If you fucking like clip somebody pretty good in lacrosse, it's like because you can also you can also just use your fucking stick as a bat.
Yeah, because Howser was actually telling me about how he would just fucking crush people in lacrosse.
Yeah. But like it's so fucking weird because like in football, at least like there's like a OK, we have like everybody's lined up and you have like time where you're kind of like, OK, where is everybody type thing?
Lacrosse is like a lacrosse open open area. You can get fucking crossed by anybody in the field at any time.
And like you could be like, hopefully you can catch the ball and be like, all right.
And then you turn your head and you get annihilated.
One of those times where you get hit so hard in the fucking head, you see a white flash and you feel your neck go further than it should.
God, it's been a long time since I was on the receiving end of like a tackle. When somebody knocks you like that, you fucking feel it for weeks, dude.
So Casey, since you never played any contact sports like a fucking dweeb, basketball is more or less contact.
I played contact basketball.
That's not a contact.
It's not a contact in the soccer is 100 percent not a contact sport.
You fucking dweeb. I remember this one time I fucking was there was this like little like Haitian kid or some shit.
And that's racist. Rocket League is a contact sport.
I just defended. I kept fucking slide tackling.
And every time he got the ball and I would just like go to like try to break his legs every single time.
And I never got a foul on it.
And I don't get the fouls in soccer.
Like, how do you get them? It's like you're trying to just get the ball.
You can't just like tackle somebody like in football.
Like basically if it's like a football.
Like what if you're both going for the ball?
Can you kind of like shoulder somebody off the ball or is it like is that a penalty or whatever you can put them on their ass?
Like you can push them with your body.
You can't push with your hands.
No, but like it's like you're both going for the ball.
This guy's coming to the ball and you kind of like shoulder him off the ball.
Then you take it. Is that a penalty?
You can use like your elbows a little bit.
Can't you not like throwing a fucking elbow?
That's a penalty.
No, but like if you do like one of these, like you take like the shoulder and kind of like do one of those.
Yeah, you can push with your body. You can't an elbow is a penalty.
That's what I meant. Yeah, maybe not.
I didn't mean like soccer players though.
I didn't mean like a lot of distance, but like if you're running and your arms out there.
You know, basketball's rules are actually really weird because you're technically.
I play basketball.
Like the fouls in basketball.
Yeah, they.
You're technically not allowed to touch the other player at all.
At all.
Yeah, but that's not the way it's ever been.
And you can also get laid the fuck out and it be your fault too, unless you're bracing for a charge.
Like they have like a circle, like a zone, like a cylinder around their body.
And if you invade their cylinder, that's a foul.
Yeah, I remember when I was playing defense and I was a big defender in basketball when I played.
I wasn't a big scorer, but like I was pretty good at defense.
But like I would do like the hands like up thing.
And like I kind of like do one of these and like try to like put my arms around and then they'd be like, hey, hey.
So you play defense.
So you're telling me like the rest of the day, hey, watch the arms.
And I'm like, I'm literally just doing this.
It's like, but you're right.
They have like the weird like little halo around them that you can't like reach into.
Now I got fucked up in basketball.
Like basketball is like more violent sport than soccer.
Yeah, a lot.
Yeah, a lot of people discount basketball.
I give you the flops in basketball that are hysterical.
Yeah, but that's all NBA shit, dude.
That doesn't really happen.
Like we didn't really flop.
Yeah.
Like I would I would play like center or like forward and we would just be like in the paint, like just fucking pushing each other like the whole time you're trying to back them down.
You know, when the guards in football are like pushing on each other to like, yeah, it's just all bodies.
So yeah, yeah, that's what it's like.
I was a shoving each other.
I was a left wing when I played.
That's not a.
Like whatever the fuck it was called.
I was like, you're a guard or a shooting guard.
No, there's like the fucking like half circle.
I was whatever the fucking front left guy was.
Small forward?
I think so.
Yeah.
No, small forwards.
The guy is down by the fucking.
No, that's center.
The center.
I thought the guy was in the middle and then you had like the forwards who were the guys by the layup box there.
You I mean, it's man.
You match up against whoever whoever is there for the most part.
Like you switch off.
I remember when I like like hurt my thumb this one time and I was like, I think I broke my thumb and my coach.
I was like, I couldn't catch the ball.
Which is like, why are you dropping passes?
And I'm like, I think I broke my thumb coach.
He's like, suck it up.
When I played in like a league, my fucking coaches the same way we would.
We would run fucking suicides all day in practice.
And then like I would throw up and he'd be like, get out there.
We're not even halfway done.
Like get back to the fucking line.
Like can we talk about how insane fucking like children's coaches are for fucking sports?
Because they're fucking nuts.
But just in my my high school career, I saw a kid like broke his fucking thumb in half in one of my games.
That's fun.
There's another kid from Bern that he fucking broke his whole arm, like snapped his arm.
It was like an open, yeah, open fracture.
And like the whole crowd was like thrown.
Yeah, because it is Tyler.
You got to think about like when you go up for a shot, especially if you're a center and you're like, well, not center, but like if you're making a play on the net and you jump up, you're defenseless.
Like if somebody hits you on your bottom half, they're going to fucking helicopter you into the ground.
Like I got I never got like hurt bad.
One of the teams we played against, I don't fucking know, it was a CYO league.
So every team was like it could be a church and they have a team.
But like some kid fucking did you ever play St. Brigids?
What did you ever play St. Brigids?
I don't maybe it's been so long.
I don't because like if you did, you might have played me.
I was playing for the Jewish Community Center.
That's the team I was on.
They said they needed something.
I played for a Catholic church.
I played for St. Brigids.
Yeah, it was an agnostic Catholic playing on a Jewish Community Center.
Fucking basketball.
Did you play in the Oriental basketball league?
Oriental basketball league.
Yeah.
Some kid did fuck his ankle up though.
He went for a layup and somebody on my team, they didn't mean to.
They were trying to follow their guy who was running around the baseline and he turned his back and just ran into the kid when he went for the layup.
Fucking literally just the kid got wrecked and landed right on his ankle and it was just like his foot just wasn't even attached.
He picked his leg up and his foot just fucking dangled down.
Oh fuck.
Everybody was doing the get on one knee.
They're calling fucking EMS. You're waiting for a stretcher to get there.
Oh man.
That was fucking wild.
We got whopped in that game too.
They annihilate.
When that kid broke his ankle, they fucking would not let us win after that.
I played in a pick up basketball league with my dad and last week, these kids take it too seriously sometimes for a pick up basketball league.
And so we were on defense.
Do you play for the court?
You can't play here anymore?
We play for the high school or my old high school court.
You can't play here anymore.
I was on defense and the one kid's like switch.
If somebody gets by you, you switch defenders.
Yeah, if they set a screen or something.
And then one kid goes, don't fucking switch.
This guy's like 60.
And I told my dad that after.
He's talking about my dad.
I'm a 60 and 58.
That's funny as fuck.
I always did love playing.
I would go to the court in the local town park in the summer and we would do that shit.
I wasn't very good, but a lot of the other people I was playing with weren't very good.
And there was a handful that were really fucking good.
But there would always be shit like that.
Usually I was the victim of that.
Don't switch.
That kid doesn't know how to fucking play.
Anybody could blow by him.
You played competitively then, right?
Yeah, but like dude, I played one year.
And to be honest, really the only thing I got out of it was just like stamina training.
Like just the practices whooped my ass.
But like I sucked in the games.
I scored like I think I scored like four points the whole season.
I was a role player.
Were you a foul shot?
Two, one of them was a foul shot.
I was in a tour.
I got good at foul shots after I quit.
Yeah.
No, I would sink every fucking foul shot.
But can you like dribble and stuff?
Not really.
I can dribble.
I can go like between my legs a little bit.
But I just think it would be funny if I brought like a friend to this pick up basketball league
and they had no idea how to play.
Like no idea how to dribble.
Everybody would be like, what the fuck?
Dude, I went.
You just travel.
You're just walking with the ball.
You're just like, dude, I went.
I fucking my old firehouse, a couple of the guys.
All right.
No, I was going to say those fucking played a couple of guys from my firehouse who were
like 15, 20 years older than me convinced me to go to this floor hockey game.
They're like, OK, yeah, sure.
I show up.
I know like enough about hockey to get by.
Like, but like I've never played it professionally or like in like an organized fashion whatsoever.
So I kind of kind of sucked balls.
Like I was very frequently out of place.
And one of their they told me everybody was super lax.
Most people just go there for a workout.
Like most people suck.
We played it with like a ball.
But like the goalies were still wearing all their fucking gear.
Like you would really fucking like hit slap shot.
And there was some surprising amount of contact.
One guy when I like ended my shift, like my first shift of the game, screamed at me.
He got in my face.
What the fuck are you doing?
Who the fuck brought you here?
Nobody fucking wants you here.
Like, this is unbelievable.
And my buddy who was in the net as a goalie just got out of the net was like, don't fucking
talk to him that way.
So he doesn't know anything.
Like we weren't going to play if we didn't have another person.
I was like, oh, I see.
I was invited to be the guy to make sure the game didn't get forfeited.
Awesome.
And the guy.
Was it like full equipment or was that like.
If you were on the, if you were like, so you would really just wear the gloves.
You didn't need to wear like a visor or anything, but like you would need to wear a helmet.
And then other than that, you're just running around.
Like a couple of people wear like knee pads and shin guards because if you're playing,
like I was playing defense the whole time, like the other guy, like the two people I went,
one of them was the goalie.
And then the other one was like, the guy was a defenseman with.
And dude, I took a couple of slap shots.
I had fucking welts on my body after that.
Like those guys don't, and they were the one guy in the other team was so fucking accurate.
He'd be at like the other end of the court and he would just like every, and it would just beam.
It would be like 70 miles an hour on the other end of the court.
That was a crazy thing.
Like when I went to the Rangers game, like hearing the fucking puck hit the fucking glass,
I'm like, holy shit, these guys are fucking shooting pepper, dude.
Like that shit was fucking like, oh my holy shit.
Like watching it on TV is one thing, but then like when you're at the stadium, you're like,
oh my God, that puck's going fucking like light speed.
What never gets old to me is when something rings off the post.
That you can hear that ding everywhere.
You could hear that in the bathroom, like outside.
That shit's so loud.
And I was watching, and because Quick was a goalie when I was there, and Quick was in the goal,
and he kind of like did like one of these and then they scored a goal.
I'm like, how the fuck did that goal get in?
Because like Quick's a good goalie.
And I'm like, how the fuck did that happen?
And I looked up at the Jumbotron screen.
Fucking dude caught a fucking puck to the eye.
And he was doing like a stun thing like this at first.
And the puck, after it hit him in the eye, it just bounced off the post.
Oh shit.
Motherfucker.
I'm like, I can't blame him for that goal because literally he just couldn't see for a second.
He got a 70 mile per hour fucking slapshot to the fucking face.
And then it was like.
It got his fucking bell rung.
And there's nothing I like more than like a crazy hockey save.
I was watching the other night.
He fucking it bounced off of his blocker on this arm.
Then he it bounced away.
He had another one that hit his trapper.
And then it like flew behind him.
And it was like a super slow bounce over.
And he fucking contorted his arm and caught it backhand.
The crowd went nuts.
Dude, their reaction time, they have like fucking cat like reflexes.
It's crazy.
Also, it's much harder to be a goalie, especially in the NHL than people even fucking realize.
Because like you're getting you're getting screened the entire time.
And also screen the entire time.
And like 90 mile per hour fucking slap shots are a regular fucking occurrence.
So you're getting fucking hit real hard.
And your defense can let you down a couple of times.
And if you just get burned on a breakaway, which is like a coin flip, then everybody's going to talk about how you fucking blew the game.
Because you didn't make the saves.
Yeah, being a goalie, that's got to be fucking tough.
But then if you're a good goalie, people don't even they're like you're a good goalie.
But they won't like give you like the credit that you fucking deserve.
But like going back to fucking nasty sports injuries that you've seen me, I was playing I think I was a sophomore.
So I was on JV and this kid was running the ball.
And my buddies, Colin and Hunter, they were brothers, like just team tackled this kid.
And the kid tried to catch himself with his arm.
And I was standing I was standing right there where they tackled them.
And then like I saw the fucking arm snap in half.
And then it snapped in half.
And then you could see the two bones split apart and pop out on both sides of his arm.
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
And then the kid like lifted his arm up and just like, yeah, I'm like, that's why you don't fucking lock your arm.
Yeah, you're never supposed to do that.
And like the kids is like, oh, and it was like, medic, get the fucking medic.
And it's just like the kids like the ambulance drivers immediately.
And like he's going like this.
Oh, call your insurance company immediately.
Funny fucking.
That was so fucking funny.
But I forgot about that until you brought that up the other night.
Call your insurance company immediately.
I wish you could have seen that night from our perspective for the listeners that don't know a fire.
Oh, shit. Thank you.
A fucking fire was raging outside of our station.
And me and my buddy are in this me and our mutual friend are in dispatch together.
And Tyler, I was on LVG.
You were like in another state at the time.
He fucking called you telling that we were watching from the cameras the whole time.
We could see it happening and like your car was just in shrouded in smoke.
We had no idea if it was we thought it was gone.
Call your insurance company immediately.
Your car is on fire.
I'm like, what?
I forgot about that.
There was the blind hang up afterwards, too.
It was unreal.
Like fucking it was me.
You texted me.
You're like, what the fuck?
Can somebody explain to me what what do you mean my fucking car is on fire?
You said it like the insurance company is going to put out the fire.
It's just completely unwarranted advice.
It's like fucking 2 o'clock in the morning.
I think I was in your insurance company right fucking now.
I think I was in another.
I was in Massachusetts because we were coming back from Boston.
Yeah. And then fucking it was me and Lyle's together.
And like she's like she was driving.
No, no, I was.
Yeah. Yeah.
Her keys were in the station, though.
So somebody was able to move her car.
Yeah.
So she was driving.
No, no, I was driving the thing.
And then I heard a call dispatch.
I'm like, OK, so I had contact communications.
So I had her like take my phone and like just dial like communications and put it on speaker.
I'm like, you know, it's like.
Your car's fucked.
Call your insurance company immediately.
Click.
I'm like, what?
I just love that.
You must have sent me like seven text messages.
I was like, what the fuck is happening?
The drive cams probably like distracted, distracted.
I pulled over.
I pulled over to fucking text you.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
Because then he got immediately on the line with the hospital to set up a transport.
So he just didn't elaborate.
Yeah.
I'm like, what?
What the fuck just happened?
I remember that night distinctly because it was blowing up on our end.
We had like we had like four lines on hold and it was right then the fucking structure fire went out.
And it was just we're like trying to keep an eye on the cameras.
But there's too much other shit going down.
Both cities were exploding just with calls.
Yeah.
But like the thing was, like when I got back, it was just so like there's a soot on my car.
My car was completely.
I remember I texted you like an hour later when you were getting back, I'm like, your car is fine.
But like I came back.
They threw a ladder over your car, though.
It's fucking I have I literally have scratches on my roof from that day.
Yeah. That's like the only scratches I have in my car from my roof from that day.
But I just thought it was really funny that like I came back and you immediately tried to send me on another transport.
As soon as I got back into the city lines, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't me.
It would have been him because I was doing the other city that he had you.
They tried to keep trying to send me on another.
Can I at least go see my fucking car?
He's like, oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
Yeah. Go do that.
Yeah. You can go back.
Make it quick.
It's pretty much that verbatim.
And I'm like, all right.
And I went back and I'm like, my car's fucking fine.
That motherfucker knew how to send out transports.
He would clear that board.
But I was like, I just like came back and I'm like, there's nothing wrong.
I have some soot on my car.
Yeah, there's there's nothing else really wrong with it.
I think it seems to be working.
There was a fire.
This this shit was funny this week.
Tyler, listen to this one.
So the Secret Service director and was being grilled by Congress this week.
The new Secret Service director.
Yeah.
So this is a Pat Phelan and the Secret Service director getting into a screaming match.
Yes, Senate about 9 11.
Oh, that's awesome.
I am closest to the president of the United States.
This is gold security wise.
The sack of the detail.
So special agent in charge of the detail.
Were you the special agent in charge of the detail that day?
That's the congressman actually.
Let me address this.
Could you please staff?
No, leave that one up with the circle around me.
Thank you.
Actually, Congressman, what you're not seeing is the sack of the detail off out of the pictures view.
And that is the day where we remember the more than 3000 people that have died on 9 11.
I actually responded to ground zero.
I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center.
I was there at fresh kills.
I'm not asking you that.
I'm asking you.
You were the secret agent in charge.
Show respect for a secret service member that died on 9 11.
You're trying to be do not invoke 9 11 for political purposes.
I'm not.
I'm infoking this.
You are, sir.
This is crazy.
Please.
Order.
I'm an elected member of Congress and I'm asking you a serious question.
And you are public servant who has served this nation.
And you won't answer the question on our day on our country's darkest day.
Committee will come to order.
I love how the guy's like, hey, stop.
And they're very simple.
They're not true questions.
Were you the special agent in charge that day?
No, I wasn't.
I was there representing the United States Secret Service, sir.
He is dodging the question.
You know why you were there?
Because you weren't listening for this job.
I was there to pay respect for a foreign member of this agency.
You are out of line, Congressman.
Vice President Harris' life because you put those agents out of position.
Mr. Chairman.
Did you have a radio?
This is crazy.
I did, sir.
And you are out of line.
Mr. Chairman.
You were there.
Did you have a radio?
He sounds like fucking Alex Jones in that one.
That's crazy.
That was wild.
I can't imagine if I was just sitting there, I would be like, damn.
They're fucking going at it.
It sounds like an episode of this podcast.
It really does.
I love this subtle.
I was expecting the Secret Service guy to be the one who blew up, not the Congressman.
The Congressman was the first one who was like, you fuck it.
I know.
I serve this country as a public servant.
Did you have a fucking radio?
Can you imagine how stressful it is to be fucking interviewed by Congress?
I wouldn't care.
Yeah, probably not too great.
I can't imagine.
He was definitely dodging that question, though, in all fairness.
They did ask him a pretty simple question.
Congress would be like, Mr. Lee.
He just started sharing a war story.
Mr. Lee, what do you think about this?
I don't really fucking know.
What happened the night you murdered that child?
It was a traumatic day.
How could you bring that up?
I don't want to relive that.
How could you?
Oh, you're such a bad person.
Don't ask me about that.
The knife was in my hands and I was stabbing the baby.
Oh, fuck.
I shouldn't have said that.
I plead the fifth.
Fuck.
I rest my case.
Fuck.
On episode 68 of Untitled Podcast, you said horse cum 68 times.
What do you mean by horse cum?
Exactly what I said.
Horse cum.
How could you talk about horse cum?
It's a traumatic event.
Why would you bring that up?
The Republicans are really fucking grilling the Secret Service about the assassination
shit.
I wish they should.
Is it that guy that they're grilling about it?
Yeah.
He's the new, the old director was a lady that resigned.
Yeah, because she knew that she was going to get fucked if she didn't.
Wait, did she resign after the Trump assassination?
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Because they were focusing on...
Yeah, that was a fucking joke.
They were focusing on DEI hires of... She literally went on record and said that she
wanted the Secret Service to be more than 50% women by 2025 or something.
It's like, guys, I'm all for having women and shit like that, but shouldn't it be the
best people for the job, not just that you're a woman and that you want to be in the Secret
Service?
Yeah, you got to hire the best candidate for the job.
Which absolutely could be a woman, but you can't just have placement hires for the sake
of it being a woman.
Being 50% women.
It's like, guys, you do realize that that's really not the best tactic of doing things.
Yeah.
They should just make it so like... We could say that 50% of women are interviewed for
the job, but we're going to hire the best candidates.
I mean, you could... That's...
Well, technically, they should be interviewing everyone.
They can't gender discriminate in general.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
They should just be like, if you go for the job, you get the job if you're the best person
for the job.
It shouldn't be this whole fucking... I think it's almost insulting to women if you're like,
hey, we don't think that you could get this job without us putting these in place.
We're going to say, hey...
Yeah, you're being inclusive for the sake of being inclusive.
It's diverse.
I'm sorry, diverse.
But it also... Doesn't it seem insulting?
If we went to a job field, let's say... I don't fucking know.
We'll say, we're all going to try to work at McDonald's.
I'd say it's somewhere in the middle.
I wouldn't...
No, but if they... McDonald's had like...
I'm not a rat.
If McDonald's hired 70% women and they're like, all right, we're going to try to make
it 50% men, but guess what?
You go in and I'm like, hey, I have qualifications, blah, blah, blah, and a woman has the same
qualifications and they're like, well, you're going to get the job because you're a man
and we need to get 50% men in this job field.
I'd be like, so... What?
What?
But there was like, so are you saying that I wouldn't have got the job if I wasn't a
man type thing?
I feel like I'd be insulted if they did something like that.
Like, hey, yeah, you have the same or less certifications and shit as this man here,
but because you're a woman and we want to get 50% women, you're the one that we hired.
But isn't that just kind of pandering to me?
It feels like...
It's all politics.
It's all politics and all politics is money.
It's all about money at the root.
Yes.
Amen.
I just feel like the whole getting 50% women in all job fields, which I thought was a really
interesting thing that I saw a person online, them arguing about.
A woman was arguing that there's less than 50% women in Congress or something, and then
a guy goes, and she just goes, and this is about equality and representation.
He just goes, why aren't you upset that construction is 90% men?
It's like, if we're going for equal everything, why aren't you trying to fight for the rights
for women to be construction workers?
Why aren't you fighting for the rights for women to be McDonald's workers?
Or road workers or fucking-
And in regards to Congress thing, just, I don't know, vote for women then?
That's the choice of the people.
That's an elected office.
You can't be like, there needs to be more women.
Like, all right, then make it happen.
I don't know what to say.
I don't care if you're a fucking woman, a fucking gay, a transsexual, like whatever.
If you're the best person for the job, get the fucking job.
If you're a fucking bi transgender person, but you're 100% the best person for the job,
I think you should get the job.
But also, if you're a cis white male-
Tyler, that might have been the most progressive thing I've ever heard.
I know, right?
Which is pretty funny because-
Last time.
This is pretty funny, that's like the floor.
Last time you were-
Being progressive.
You just spoke about everyone is like, I think whoever's most qualified should get it.
It doesn't matter what they are.
I've never heard you say that before.
I don't want to hear about any of this and this field.
There shouldn't be that.
They can do it better.
As long as they're not in the military, right Tyler?
I just think that the trans in the military is a shitty issue because we're going to have
to pay for their fucking shit.
What if they're the most qualified candidate for the job, Tyler?
I think that if we have a man who's trying to be a woman, but they're fucking a six-four
linebacker for the Buffalo Bills, be like, all right, go kill some motherfuckers.
I don't think that we should pay for fucking cutting your dick off surgeries.
I feel like cosmetic surgery should not be covered under the Military Act.
Yeah.
I mean, I want to, okay, so I'm going to be devil's advocate here again because I'm sort
of right in the middle.
I don't disagree with you.
I don't think that that surgery should be covered just because you're in the military,
but I also don't think that you can refer to that surgery as a cosmetic surgery.
It is a cosmetic surgery.
It's the definition of a cosmetic surgery.
In terms of what you're doing, yes, but in terms of like the-
The DSM-5 still considers transgenderism a mental illness?
Yeah, but the DSM-5 also doesn't recognize a bunch of other shit, so you can't really
base it on that.
It's the leading psychological-
Well, here's the thing.
It doesn't actually matter if it's a mental illness or not.
Yes.
No, it doesn't actually matter.
There's also another disorder.
I forgot what it's called, but it's-
Oh, I like that argument.
That's a good way to put it.
Because I don't know.
You're a Christian, right?
I'm a Catholic.
I support freedom of religion, so everybody has their own beliefs that make them happy.
So if this belief is making someone happy, how is that different from religion?
As a Catholic, do I have the government pay for me to get Catholic reassignment surgery?
The government actually pays, gives churches tax breaks.
It's a fucking church.
It doesn't have taxes, but that's not only Catholics.
That's every fucking church.
You could start a thing and call it a church.
I don't think he was going at Catholics.
I think that-
No, but I'm just saying, if you wanted to, you could game the system.
There's a cult that was labeled new friends or something.
It was a legit cult, but they labeled themselves a religion.
They were making- No, it was Oculus Osiris.
They labeled themselves as a religion.
They were making millions and not having to pay taxes on it at all because they were a
church.
Sounds like a bunch of churches I know.
Right?
Listen, you're saying that transgenderism or whatever you want to call it is a mental
illness.
I'm saying that religion is a mental illness, but that's also socially acceptable.
That's a crazy take.
Yeah, I know, right?
90% of the people in America-
God, you two are equally as extreme just on opposite sides.
I love watching this.
I never agree with either of you.
This is fantastic.
All right there, Karl Marx.
Chill out.
The discrimination I face being an atheist.
The extermination.
Discrimination.
You said extermination.
Yeah, he said discrimination.
I definitely believe in God.
If you say you don't believe in God, 90% of people will look at you like you're the fucking
devil.
Well, if you say that you believe in God and they're like, all right, what denomination
are you, whatever the other denominations of whatever faith you are are going to hate
you no matter what.
So being-
That's why I hate religion.
Right, yeah.
Like the main reason I stay away.
As a side story here, me and my fiance are two different denominations of Christianity.
I'm a Catholic and she's a Lutheran Methodist.
When we first started dating, we disagreed on a whole bunch of shit about our religions
because a Catholic, we think that the body and blood of Christ are legitimately the body
and blood of Christ imbued into the bread and wine.
We have saints, we have several other things that are just Catholic specific things.
Then she is like, that's heretical.
I'm like, you're heretical.
We just jokingly argue back and forth about how heretical each other's religion was.
Heretical was-
Tyler, I have a take that I know is going to piss you off, but I do need to voice it.
As somebody who's really not all that religious, watching all these people and part of their
own religions and they all have it out for a couple other different ones, there's very
few that are completely without conflict.
There's so many, it's like I'm watching sports.
I know.
It just makes you realize how much none of them makes sense.
I know that it's different from sports because it's people's spiritual beliefs, but the way
people talk about it and the way people feel about it, it's remarkably similar.
It's just that Catholics are right about everything and every other denomination is wrong.
They all feel the other way.
That's like saying, I think the Yankees are the best team in the league and everyone who
sees it another way is wrong.
Go Yankees, fuck everyone else.
You're all going to hell, but I'm going to heaven because I'm a Yankees fan.
Fuck you.
I just think it's funny.
I don't disagree entirely with that.
I feel like most religions are shattered off of... There is a one true religion, but I
also think that-
It's mine.
I think Catholicism is the closest to it.
I don't think it's perfect, but I feel in the actual Bible, it says that the church
was shattered into a bunch of little pieces, but I think certain religions have bigger
pieces than others.
If you think about the entire, the one true religion that's the truth is that window frame,
that window, and you take a hammer to it-
No, it's because they all originated around the same time.
Can I finish my fucking sentence?
Jesus Christ.
You think about it as a window and you shatter a window with a hammer.
There's going to be bigger pieces and there are going to be smaller pieces.
They all fit into the window frame, but some of the pieces are on the complete opposite
end of the window that aren't connected to your window shit, like your piece of glass
that is your own thing.
This is a hell of a metaphor here.
I feel like we all have a piece of the window, but some of them just don't match up to other
pieces of the window.
Because they're on the other side of the window, but still part of the same window, you just
don't see them as part of the same window.
To all those listeners out there, if you got a piece of a window, you hold on to that piece
of the window by your dear life and you keep believing in it, you keep believe, hold on
to the piece of the window.
If you understood what Tyler just-
We are fucking going to the levels of fucking, of the amount that this microphone can handle.
If you understand what Tyler just said, email us.
Untellapodcast73 at gmail.com.
I just think it's funny.
What is your big qualm against religion?
Wait, we're looking to say this.
I feel like we had this argument every time for the last 20 episodes.
First of all, I think this is funny because I've seen this going around a lot on social
media and it's about the Trump immigration issue.
Because the Bible, Leviticus 19.33 says, when a foreigner resides among you and your land,
do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native born.
Love them as yourself.
For you were foreigners in Egypt.
I am the Lord your God.
That was the Old Testament, the New Testament.
Oh, it's the Jewish one, so it doesn't count.
It is the Jewish one.
That's the old law.
Basically what that's saying is don't fucking just kill them, fucking treat them like they're
humans but also there's other parts.
The Bible has a whole bunch of things that overwrite the Old Testament and the New Testament.
Basically it says that there's people that are going to try to infiltrate your community
that don't belong in your community.
They came with malicious intent and you rebuke the people with malicious intent.
They enter your land, Casey, with a religious jihad.
I think you're just choosing to ignore some things that the Bible says like that.
For the sake of the... For the fact of the record, I was using jihad in its actual...
It can apply to any religion.
I was not singling out any of this.
You shall love your neighbor as yourself and who is your neighbor?
Anyone in need, even people we might expect to shun.
As a person who's a staunch atheist, you trying to use the Bible as quotes against religion
is probably the stupidest fucking thing you can do.
I'm not using it against religion.
I'm using it against the legal immigration.
You're still using the Bible in a... It's like me trying to use an astrophysics textbook
and try to use that as an argument for something I don't understand.
Well, I don't know.
Actually, no.
He's just pointing out statements that religions supposedly stand by, but it doesn't work that
way in reality.
Right.
Trump, this fucking moron has a book now.
Has his own version of the Bible.
That's heretical.
I know.
He's talking about like... I'm proud to be partnering with my very good friend, Lee Greenwood.
Who doesn't love his song, God Bless the USA, in connection with promoting the God Bless
the USA Bible.
This Bible is the King James Version and also includes our founding father documents.
Yes, the Constitution, which I'm proud of.
That's weird.
That's really weird.
I don't fucking like that.
He's saying... He's literally putting the Constitution and the Bible into his own book.
He's literally mixing church and state.
Yeah, you need to separate God and country.
What the fuck?
We knew this was going to happen, right?
Oh my God.
That's scary, dude.
Yeah.
He's just not making more major waves.
That's pretty crazy.
Yeah, he's talking about bringing Christianity back into schools, teaching it as fact and
shit.
You can't do that.
That's too traditional.
I'm all for some traditional beliefs.
That is fucking way too far, though.
You got to separate God and state.
You can't have those two together.
You just can't.
That's crazy.
Tyler agrees that the Bible shouldn't be part of the Constitution.
You can't.
Imagine raising a child who's not Christian or Catholic, and you're trying to teach them
a religion, and then they go to school and they get told that what they believe in is
wrong.
That's a situation that should not occur.
That can't happen.
You can't be teaching... It's okay to teach the history of religions, but you got to cover
them then.
I'm not saying cover every religion, there's too many of them, but you got to point out
the big ones.
Not to say many of them are... People say, why are you teaching my kids evolution that's
going against the beliefs that I taught them?
I definitely remember learning about different religions and shit in school, but I feel like
that was in a social studies class, to be honest.
It was history.
It wasn't a social studies class.
It was history.
Basically, I think that I don't necessarily agree...
Do one more.
I don't agree that the Bible should be taught as fact in a public setting.
No, it should be taught in the church and at home.
Do I think that the Bible... It's got time and a place, and it's not in
a school.
Do I think that the Bible is a thing that is fact?
Personally, yes, but I'm not going to force another person to do it.
That goes actually against what the whole teachings of Christianity and Catholicism
is.
Exactly.
Why do they keep fucking trying?
This is always been an argument our whole life.
It's specifically the evangelical Christian right that is fucking insane.
Think of Joel Olsteen type motherfuckers.
Those motherfuckers are the ones that are pushing for this shit.
The Joel Olsteen level people... Think of how many people go to see Joel Olsteen.
Think of those fucking retards.
It's like 10,000 people in this fucking megachurch.
Those fucking retards are the ones that are trying to put this into... force this in
the schools and stuff.
How can you call them retards though?
Because they're just believing in religion.
They're being misguided by a fucking false prophet.
But you believe the same thing though.
No, I don't.
I don't believe in what the evangelicals believe.
The evangelicals were a fucking Christian right that was started in America in the 1800s.
Basically they believe in prosperity gospel and a whole bunch of other shit that is heretical
in most other Christianity things.
But because the Bible Belt is mostly evangelical Christians, the people who are doing this
shit are the evangelicals and I disagree with most of the evangelical teachings.
The overall God is the creator, that's a basic thing that you need for Christianity.
All their fucking bonus shit that they do for fucking evangelicals is fucking retarded.
If you think of Joel Olsteen, you think of the fucking lizard looking motherfucker.
You look at all these other motherfucking televangelist people.
They're all fucking evil and they're Pharisees.
The Bible would call them Pharisees.
I disagree with evangelical teachings on almost every fucking level besides that God created
earth and Jesus was his son.
That's pretty much where our similarities end.
That's the big thing.
All Christianity gets lumped into, if there is a single group of Christians that did something,
all Christianity gets lumped in with that group.
I think a lot of groups did something like Catholics, evangelicals, Mormons.
What I'm trying to say is that if, let's say, the whole molestation thing that happened
back in the 80s and 90s with the Catholic Church happened, it shined a bad light on
all Christianity.
Obviously, all priests are not child molesters.
It's a lot, but there's a but there.
It's a bigger percentage than the general population.
It's actually way less than you'd fucking think it is.
School teachers are the highest.
Second highest is guidance counselors.
Third highest is- Yeah, but per capita, I'm sure it's-
Per capita, it's even per capita, it's that.
I literally looked into this because I knew this would come up on the podcast eventually.
Per capita and per the people, percentage-wise, a school teacher is the absolute highest.
I think number 14- Show me the numbers.
Show me the numbers, Mason.
I can just see Tyler Googling child molesters- You could be right, but I want to see the
numbers.
I want to actually believe this.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
I'm saying it's a larger percentage than exists in the general population, right?
That's a crazy search.
I don't know if I told you guys, I know it's been a while, but I fucking, I remember one,
I was looking up the name of a horror movie.
I think it was the last episode where I was like, hey, it was like a Korean horror movie
where dude's girlfriend gets raped and murdered in the beginning.
One of my coworkers got onto a computer I was charting on and it was signed into my
Google user because I use a lot of that for my charting.
They popped into the search bar to go to their charting website on my user and they just
saw that as the top search result.
What was the top search?
It was like Korean horror movie where guy's girlfriend gets raped and murdered in the
beginning.
They were like, what are you looking up?
Are you looking up a fucking snuff film?
That's like, no man, I was on a podcast, I couldn't remember the name.
What I'm more blown away is that it fucking got it.
It was like the first or second search result.
What movie is it?
I can't remember.
It's something like they call them the devil or something.
I would have to look it up again and then we're going to run into the same problem again.
It's something with the devil.
I don't know.
It was just like a serial killer mystery movie, but it's like a horror, a lot of body horror.
I hate fucking logging into a public computer, not even at work, just in general, if you're
just doing something.
Someone forgets to sign out of their email and you're just like, oh god.
I went to, I forgot what I was doing.
I think I was at a library or something at Hudson Valley when I was going to school.
They had the public computers for people and somebody forgot to sign out of their account
and I just fucking disconnected and just kept doing my research on it.
I typed in the thing and it was just literally just gay porn.
I'm like, what?
I looked over and I saw in the corner it was signed into X-Person's fucking thing.
I'm like, I'm going to log out and then I'm going to sign in.
I'm like, it's like big black cock destroys white bussy or some shit.
I'm like-
Jesus Christ.
I'm like-
Get me out of here.
I've seen something.
You feel dirty after it.
I didn't need to know that.
Even funnier if it's a person that you know and you're like, oh.
There was a kid in my fucking high school, no, it was middle school at this point, right
around the time where Facebook was getting really popular in our age group.
The kid made his Facebook and then started sharing all this porn to his page thinking
that nobody could see it.
Me and a couple of other... I was kind of friends with him.
I was like, dude, your friends are half the high school in there and dude, that shit's
all public.
He got 50... I remember there was comments on it.
People were ripping the kid to shreds.
I don't know how you bounce back from that.
How do you show up into school?
He didn't know.
He didn't know it was public.
He thought he was saving it as... He thought he was bookmarking it, I guess.
He thought he could go back to it, but he didn't realize that he was sharing it.
He wasn't just liking it.
He was fucking sharing it and it was popping up all over.
It wasn't even called the timeline back then.
It was like your wall and it was all over his fucking wall, just porn, porn, porn.
When I was 13-
It's like 15.
When I was 13, they had... That's when I first got my Facebook.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
He had to be 13 actually.
I don't know what happened.
I was 13 and there was... They still have pages back then.
Being 13 years old, you're just like, I'm going to like the page called Boobs.
I didn't realize that back then at least when you liked the page, it went directly onto
your fucking thing.
I'm like, oh no.
Going on to weird porn shit that your friends did.
That's like a topic you can draw from.
There's multiple stories.
I do actually have multiple stories.
I don't have any stories.
I happily don't have many of them.
There was a kid in my high school.
He was big, looked like Don Juan, motherfucker.
Huge black dude.
He looked like Dave Blunt.
Unironically, looked like Dave Blunt.
Unironically.
He's wheeling his O2 cylinder behind him.
He's fucking at least 350 pounds at 14, 15 years old and he's like 5'3".
I'm like, this kid is fucking nuts.
A rather large fellow.
He's a rotund fella.
He just was in the back of class and you just hear, ah, ee, ah, ee, ee.
I'm like... Everyone is kind of like, what the fuck are you doing back there?
This kid's like... Didn't realize he didn't have his headphones
plugged in.
Oh shit, ah.
He's like, whatever man.
I'm just watching porn.
He's just openly, he didn't care.
He didn't give a shit.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
We asked him what the next period is like.
Do you watch porn back there?
He goes, yo, check this out.
Opens up his Safari app on his iPhone and I shit you not, he had 400 tabs of porn open.
Check this out bro.
You wanted on some of this?
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
It's like 400 pages of just fucking porn.
I'm like, oh my God, do you know what clearing your history is?
He's like, I'm not clearing my history.
I got some good videos on here.
Meanwhile, my fucking mom yelled at me because I got one of those I heart boobies bracelets
in eighth grade.
That's so vulgar.
This kid had 400 plus tabs of fucking porn open and we're like, oh my God.
He's like, yo, check this one out.
He knew exactly every single tab that he had, which was even more shocking to me that he
just like went through and he's like, yo, check out this one.
That dude could pass a porn final exam.
Like it got to the point like when somebody's like, they would show like it was a game.
Like you'd get like the tits of a porn star and show it to him.
He's like this.
It's this one.
I'd be like, or like the ass cheeks.
Just a real connoisseur.
This guy was like straight up like you could show him a fucking foot of a porn star and
he'd be like, it's this one.
And I'll be like, how do you know how?
Like it's ridiculous.
But you guys ever, have you ever been present for a scenario where like your, your phones
like hooked up to a Chromecast or something?
I had something similar.
Like the first time I ever got caught looking up porn, I almost did that shit a couple of
times.
I live with my mom.
I was fucking Chromecasted porn to the TV.
He was watching TV on.
So I saved my, I never did it, but I saved myself every time.
It's still was like a kick in the, it does like the thing where it pops up like where
it's like, do you want to cast this to Chrome TV?
But I was, you click a video and then you hear that it's not playing your phone and
just like my gut reactions just turned down.
Turned.
I was, I was, I think 12 and like, I was just looking up like, you know, lesbians kissing
on like my, my family computer and shit.
And then like you probably just type boobs in the search.
It was pretty, it was, it was like shit.
Like on that level, I wish I, I wish I could go back in time and see what my first porn
search was.
My first porn start was boobs.
It was literally boobs.
Probably be like women with clothes not on.
It was, it was free.
I remember my first one was my first porn, my first porn search was just the word sex.
It was just the word sex and like it came up and it was the first time I saw a vagina.
I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Like I feel like mine probably was some of the wrong around the same lines of like people
having sex.
Do you remember like the first time that you saw a vagina, you're like, what the fuck is
that thing?
Like, I was like, is she hurt?
Yeah, they do.
They do a pretty bad way of, of really showing it to us.
Like in sex ed, it's like, yeah, I was expecting this weird tea looking thing.
Yeah.
It just looks like an ax wound.
Like yeah, teacher did say it was going to look a lot different than the diagram.
Yeah.
But like I remember the first time I saw a vagina online, I'm like, what the fuck is
that?
Well, like I'm like, oh my God, what is that?
Like I was like, like, you know, I have some people like, I had a busy year.
Like I just remember like the whole like thing, like some people are like, oh yeah, I knew
what they looked like cause I had like to change my sister's diapers or like whatever.
And I'm like, I never knew what the fucking vagina looked like until I saw one online.
And then I'm like, what the fuck is that thing?
And then I'm like, and then like, I'm like, I don't, I don't know how I feel about that.
That's that's kind of scary.
Cause I'm fucking gay.
Cause I'm gay.
But then like, I'm like, okay.
And then I guys, I got older.
I'm like, oh, I get it.
You put your fucking dick in there.
And I'm like, cool.
That's, that's, that's much better.
You know, as you get older, you know, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, cool, that's, that's, that's much better, you know, as you get older, it's like,
oh, I get the, I get the, I get the hype behind the pussy.
But like, I first saw that I'm like, what the fuck is, and like, first time you watch,
it's like, what?
And like the first time like I watched like a porn, like I didn't know how like sex looked.
I'm like, that just looks terrifying.
I just remember distinctly being in like fifth grade and I remember just maliciously spreading
information as I usually did.
There was some third grader where it's like, what?
You know how sex work?
And I was like, yeah, bro.
You stick your penis into their private part and you pee.
I just remember I carried that belief firmly until I went through sex.
I was like, oh, why is the pee white?
I was like, and all I can think in that moment, even as like a fifth grader, whatever I was,
was just like, that motherfucker is running around telling people to piss.
Listen people, that kid probably is going to have some fucked up fetish for the rest
of his life.
So I, I remember one guy who was like the first kid to like jerk off would like told
us he's like, you got what?
This is fucking crazy.
He's like, did you guys ever do this?
And like, it's just like, what are you fucking talking about?
Cause like when you watch this,
So you're going to spit on your hand a little bit.
But like, groundbreaking discovery guys.
When you get home, like his kid like found out that if you hump a pillow, white shit
comes out and it feels real good.
So then like, he had like fucking 14 kids go home and hump a pillow until we fucking
came.
But like, he's like, what does it feel like?
He's like, dude, like just imagine though, if like you like really had to pee real bad
and then you went pee.
And I'm like, so did you like you pee on your bed?
He's like, no, it's a different thing.
I'm like, no, it sounds like you're just peeing, dude.
And then like I did it and I was like, wow, what the fuck is this?
Like I remember that was my first time that I ever like actually completed.
I was like, wow, that is something.
Tyler, don't you think that that's a sacred experience that you shouldn't share with others?
I just think it's funny.
Welcome to the segment completion stories with Tyler.
Episode one.
So there I was 12 years old.
I went home and I looked at that pillow and let me tell you, I felt something.
But like it was like, it's just funny because like everybody remembers the first time that
they came.
Like it was, it's a, it was a fucking crazy experience.
Yeah, I would say so.
Like I, I just remember the first time that I did it.
I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I'm opening, open enough to share my story about it.
I do.
I humped a pillow to completion, dude.
Like that, that's, that's pretty fucking weird.
I don't think you can top that.
I have a Scooby Doo stuffed animal.
That just went straight down the wrong pipe.
Did you fuck Scooby Doo?
No.
No, I didn't even hear what you said.
I took a sip and it went straight down my fucking windpipe.
No, I didn't have a pillow.
Oh, I apologize if I hit you with that.
There was no con, I tried to get my head down as quick as I could.
No, you didn't.
Oh fuck.
Did you fuck Scooby Doo?
Well, I didn't have a pillow.
So you fucked Scooby Doo.
You fucked Scooby?
That was the, that was the hell of a fuck.
What's the Scooby Doo?
I'm coming onto you.
So you just like, did you cut a hole in it or did you just like rub your dick against
it?
Yeah, no.
You guys can compare techniques.
I will go on the record and say I've never fucked a pillow.
I'm not quite sure I could have a completion episode on that.
I was just like, I'm loving legs and shit.
I'm just like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I just remember like, just like rubbing against it and I'm like, oh.
I'm getting so uncomfortable right now.
But like the funniest thing was I thought, I didn't know that like you had to insert
into like a vagina to like, to like, you know, have sex.
So I just thought the tits were the major part.
So I just balled up a bunch of socks and made fake tits on the pillow and rubbed against
that.
That's crazy.
And then I'm like, oh, there's a hole.
So then I found like, I had like a, like a thing of like old spice soap and I just cut
a hole in it and fucked it.
That's crazy, man.
Dude, it was fucking so stupid.
I want to be honest.
I don't even know if I can remember the method.
You'd think that this would be like a core memory for me.
The more I think about it, I actually can't even remember.
Was there anything weird that you did like that though?
Do you like fuck a stuffed animal?
Do you fucking make a fucking Fifi or some shit?
Not really.
I don't think so.
No, I remember.
Did you ever make a Fifi?
What is a Fifi?
You're using that as a term.
I feel like that's a term of endearment.
No, it's, it was a, basically it's how prisoners, you know, make fleshlights.
Oh, you've said this where it's like the glove in the sponge.
Yeah.
It's been brought up on several episodes.
Somehow.
I fucking, I made a Fifi a couple of times and I'm like, I get it.
This feels a lot better than my hand.
But then I'm like, there's too much work to do with this, so I'm not going to do it anymore.
Yeah.
I can't say I have any like.
Did you ever have a flashlight?
I feel like you told me you had a flashlight.
No, I've never used one.
I've used one.
Like I bought one, like one of the cheap like $15 ones from like Spencer's one time.
And I'm like, like after I finished, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
I tossed that shit out immediately.
But I was just like, I was like, like I spent $15 cause I'm like, it's like a shitty, like
cheap fucking flashlight.
I'm like, I'll fucking see how it is.
And I'm like, I finished and I'm like, what have I done?
Yeah.
I feel like that has to be a moment of self-reflection where you're just kind of that post-nut clarity
hit.
That's how to, oh, there you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
They've been, they've been cooking for a while.
They've definitely been cooking for a while.
I remember when I was in college, like one of the joke gifts that like just kept on getting
bought for our friend group was like the mini female body, like this big, like that had
like the big ass fucking tits that were like out to here and like the fucking vagina.
I'm not going to lie.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
It was basically like, like a, like a half of a sex doll without the head and the legs.
It was just like, those things have always freaked me.
I get, I get ads on those on my fucking, so okay.
So for the record, I don't watch porn.
I have not for a very long time, but I get ads for like just weird shit constantly.
Like I'll get it like a team who ad and it'll be like a fucking crack pipe next to like
a prostate massager.
And then like a fucking like one of those, like I just, I don't even like know what's
going on anymore.
But like the, the torso of like a sex doll was like the joke gift that just kept on getting
bought for each of our birthdays.
Like it just ended up being like a fucking like thing.
And like they got me one on like my 20th birthday and they're like, yo, check it out.
And I'm like, how, where the fuck am I going to put the asshole bro?
It's the deluxe model.
I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
Spanks it's ass.
Yeah.
Check this out.
And like, and like, I'm like, where the fuck am I going to put, I get, I live with my
parents still and I can't fit this in my fucking backpack.
Like the fuck am I going to do with this?
So I kept it in my trunk for a while.
And I'm like, if the cops ever pull me over and open my trunk and just see a fucking torso
of a fucking sex doll, they're going to be like, what the fuck's going on with this thing?
Yeah.
So I like, I can't imagine my girlfriend finding that.
How do you explain that?
So I ended up taking it into a trash bag and then bringing it down and I'm like, this just
looks awful.
Like a prank mail.
Yeah.
I want to mail that to someone.
Like that's why it was such a good gift because like you had to get rid of it somehow and
there's no good way to get rid of it.
Like, no, it's quite an unwieldy bastard.
It's a fuck.
And like you put it in a trash bag and you like throw it in your, so are they like heavy?
They're like 25 pounds.
That's wild.
Like, and like, it's like, it's, I supposedly have to withstand a lot, but like it was so
fucking fucking insane.
I'm like, I have to like fucking like put this in like a trash bag and throw it out.
And I'm like, but then it's like the trash people just see a torso in the fucking, it's
like, it's such a good gag gift because it's so hard to get rid of.
You just want to like throw it in like a bayou somewhere and like have a crocodile eat it.
So what I ended up doing is I cut it in half and then I cut the tits off it and then like,
kind of like spread it out between a couple of bags.
And they're like, that's, and it was Christ, Jeffrey Dahmer.
I think you've got way more.
This is way more suspicious than if you just threw it out.
Like in the future, why did you dismember this blow up?
Because I thought it would be less like conspicuous if it wasn't like just threw away like one
part each week.
Like I didn't think that like, like a full like sex doll torso, like I'm like, okay,
they look at that.
They're going to be like, yo, that's like a person.
But if you cut it in half and you cut the tips off and you do shit like Tyler, why is
there a plastic tit in our freezer?
What do you mean?
I'm supposed to throw that out.
I mean what?
Like I do the, the, the, the torso of the sex doll is literally the funniest gift you
can give to anybody.
Cause it's so hard to get rid of.
Like there's no good way to do it.
Like that's why it was such a funny gift to keep giving to like people on their birthday
cause it was just so hard to get rid of.
Yeah.
Like it doesn't matter if you had a girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
Like if you lived with your parents or something, the funny part was just the, the, and like
you had to give the story on how you got rid of it like type thing.
Like that was like the joke.
Like it's like, how'd you get rid of it?
And then when I said that to like, are you a fucking serial killer or something?
I would find a dumpster and throw it in it.
Just toss it.
I wouldn't, I don't think I'd put it in my home trash.
I know what I'm getting you as your wedding present.
It's just a torso for the sex doll.
We're going to do the fucking untitled secret Santa and everybody's just going to buy a
sex doll for one of us.
So it was going to be like, fuck.
Yeah.
Baby.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Tera.
I, this is the only one I don't have.
The worst part was it didn't have a head.
It didn't have arms.
It didn't have legs.
It was just tits, ass, vagina, and like asshole.
Like that was it.
I feel like I do need to say after saying that Dan, I know you're not here to defend
yourself.
I'm sorry about that one.
But like the thing was you could get it on Amazon for $50.
Like that was like the, the, the going rate for them at the time.
That honestly could be worth it as a guy.
It was so funny.
Like I, I, as like the best part is you don't have that problem of worrying about how to
get rid of it.
Yeah.
Like you give it to somebody else and then they have to get rid of it, which is the funniest
part.
Like, like I gave, I sent that like my, my, my high school friend that I went to like
I went to high school with obviously, but he moved to Arizona and like that was a gag
gift that I sent him for his birthday one year.
And he's like, how the fuck do I get rid of this?
Like I can't just throw it out.
And I'm like, that's the funny part.
You don't, you either have to just live with it or you have to like find a way to get rid
of it.
And like some people would just be like, I can't throw it.
I can't find a way to throw this out.
So they just had a fucking sex doll torso in their fucking closet.
The only thing I worry about with that is like, if I were to buy that on like Amazon,
that's going to fuck my like search algorithm forever.
It doesn't actually.
Like it did it for like, like a couple of weeks and go to Amazon and then just nothing
but like dildos are popping in a, you might also like still be like trying to watch Amazon
prime and be like, what the fuck?
Like, what did you buy?
I mean, you guys do like getting paid.
You do that.
I do not.
My words have been taken out of context for the last time.
God damn it.
I said, I try anything once we did, like, cause I had, I bought it for like a gag gift
for a couple of my friends and like it, it fucks up your algorithm for like probably
like a week and a half until like, you start like looking up like other stuff, but like,
because you only bought one of them.
Wait, stand still for a sec.
We, we got a fucking feedback issue, but it's so fucking funny.
Like that's a hysterical gag gift.
I would, I would fucking do it.
I wish I did that with my brother.
I think I'm, I mailed a bag of dicks to my brother's house one time and he never got
it either that or he never admitted to getting it because I did one of those things where
like you spend like 10 bucks and it ships it over.
It's like a bag of like, you can get like candy or some shit, but the cheap one is just
the one where it's spring loaded dick, like just paper thin dicks and I delivered it and
it's, I don't think my brother ever got it cause he, I don't think he, I don't think
it would have pissed him off to the level of he wouldn't bring it up to me to like not
let me get the satisfaction.
I think he would have been like, dude, what the fuck is that thing?
Well, what if my daughter was about to get home, right?
Like I know he would have been funny about it.
What if he gave him the sex, the sex doll torso?
I don't think I would have the opportunity to do that because of his daughter, which
sucks.
I don't think that's such a good gag gift.
Yeah, because like I don't want to be able, I don't want to like be like, Oh, but don't
open it when she's around.
Like I'd rather it be like that.
That's just a hard situation to get him in.
I should fucking do that.
That's such a funny fucking thing though.
Oh my God.
So you guys got a new idea for a gag gift?
You know, you're welcome.
Yup.
I'll take that.
I don't think I've, I've never been like a big gag.
No I got my brother.
Did I get my brother?
I think I might've got my cousin.
I can't remember.
I got, it might've been a friend too.
I honestly can't remember.
I got a book where I was like sucking cock for beginners or something.
It was some gag gift that like, I found it like some weird, like an FYE, like someplace
that you just really wouldn't expect it.
And it was super cheap.
It was like literally just like the first couple of pages were real.
And then it was like this kind of convincing cardboard thing that had like an almost paper
like, like it looked like a book on the outside.
It looked like a full size book.
It was indistinguishable, but it wasn't actually.
And then inside it was like a little gift box for something.
Give me a Trump Bible as a gag gift.
That is a, that's actually a pretty good, that's a good idea.
Fuck.
All right.
Let's take a break.
The teachings of Joel Olsteen.
I would fucking burn it.
Just a box set of fucking Joel Olsteen videos.
That would be great.
Oh fuck.
All right, we'll be back on the podcast.
Where's, where's my left?
That's my left.
I feel like I have AIDS sometimes.
Tyler can never eat.
You rang the headphones.
You know, the songs go, I know the songs going on.
We're in this fucking game.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
So we got a, we got a special guest for you.
Special.
I'm not on the podcast.
We got Kyle Franklin from the survive the 6.5 podcast.
We're doing a little collab here.
A very different vibe to ours.
He talks a lot about like EMS, mental health, awareness, stuff like that.
So he's a friend of a friend of the show and he's going to be calling him.
We're going to ask him some questions about survive the 6.5.
Oh hell yeah.
We're actually fucking stupid.
Not wrong.
We're going to, we're going to, we're getting them on the show now.
Oh, what's up?
Yo, welcome.
Alright, special guest, Kyle Franklin.
I'm so happy to be here.
Who's here?
So we got, I don't know.
Do you know Tyler Lee and Alex McDonald?
Loud ass.
Yo, what up?
Yep.
We got Alex McDonald.
Allie, I got, I got a little ball in the pick with you, but we're going to save it.
So we're recording.
No, no, we're recorded.
Yeah.
Oh, we're recording right now.
Yeah.
Is the lady here or no?
No, he usually comes a little later.
He should be coming sometimes.
You guys are going to keep me up all night.
I was going to go.
So do you live in the, in the capital region still?
I just moved back.
Oh, you moved back.
Where were you living?
I was out in the Finger Lakes in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, cool.
So I like this.
Yeah.
But there's no concrete.
There's no projects.
There's no scumbags.
Alex connected here.
Right.
So if there's no heroin addicts and hookers around, I just don't feel at home.
You can't, you can't feel at home without the fucking heroin addicts.
This strippers, you know, streetwalkers.
I started in Schenectady for like four months straight and all we ever did was play fireworks
to gunshots.
That's the fucking story.
Yeah.
Especially it was where I belong.
So we're recording right now.
I just had to call in, you guys are recording.
Now I'm back.
Yeah.
What's up?
I've never met you a day in my life.
I mean, I've definitely met you around the station, but it was very brief and passing.
Well, you know, I got a certain persona.
I can't have people like you talking to me or whatever.
Oh, I see how it is.
I see how it is.
But since Sean apparently won't return my calls for whatever reason, I can't contemplate
the fact that I've been replaced as the fat best friend of his or whatever.
Oh shit.
You saw you could step in.
All right.
Well, for the record, for the record, when I met Sean, I was actually kind of skinny
then now I'm fat, but he does like fat me too.
So he did.
You went through a fat.
He makes him feel better about himself.
Yeah.
I mean, Ali Mack did go through a skinny fat and now he's back to somewhat skinny.
No, I am definitely not back to somewhat skinny.
I think I'm at my heaviest I've ever been right now.
No, you looked a lot worse before.
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Damn.
This sat, this stash must take like 30 pounds off.
Well, you probably can't do a beard now because you're probably on the job somewhere.
So, but if you did a beard, you'd look like 20 pounds lighter.
Yeah.
The beard helps.
Yeah.
That would be nice.
I've never been able to grow on.
So what's this beef you have with Ali Mack?
It's that being not Sean's friend.
Oh, gotcha.
If it makes you feel any better, he dodges my calls too.
Listen, I've been trying to, I got a new podcast here, but trying to get them on for forever.
The guy's been my best friend since I met him.
We've been trying to get him on for two years.
Yeah.
We can't get him.
He goes ghost mode.
So there's one or two things that's going on here, right?
He's either mad that I didn't get him on the first podcast, which I couldn't do.
I like, it was the same thing with Coleman.
I couldn't get one of my best friends on because it would just go off the rails.
I had to get the first episode for a college project, which is why they curve it and done
them.
They're a little bit professional.
Not that professional, but a little bit.
Right?
What are you going to school for?
And the second part was, what did I get?
I just got lost here.
I just lost my fucking train of thought.
Jesus.
I'm like seven BLs.
Sorry.
What was I saying?
Yeah.
So I couldn't have him on because he was my best friend or whatever.
But like the second part was like, I kind of wanted to like establish a little bit of
professionalism before I like started getting the degenerates on.
Well, you've reached us.
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
We did that too with this podcast.
I had Coleman on and then Shola wanted to come on.
All they did was say one story before I know what I'm talking about, my dick pics.
That's how it goes on ours too.
I was just like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
We were just talking about, what were we talking about?
I was talking about my first time coming.
I was humping a pillow because some guy in my elementary school told me that humping
a pillow was a good idea to come.
Why was he 45 years old?
I mean, we're sharing the first time we come.
I remember while I was watching a porno, but like I remember back in the day, if you're
watching porno on the internet, you never got the full video.
It was always like three minute clips.
Yeah.
I was watching the three minute clips of the video and I was just rubbing my fucking cock
or whatever.
It barely fits my hand.
All of a sudden, the greatest moment of my life happened.
I said, oh my God, I couldn't even touch the thing anymore.
Nothing came out.
I was 12 years old, but Jesus Christ.
I was telling them, I remember the first time that I actually completed and I was like,
this is a new experience that I've never wanted to stop.
Then the jerking off addiction has not stopped since then.
It's like that first day of heroin.
You got to keep going.
It's never as good as first time.
If we're going to talk about heroin, you guys want to talk about heroin?
We can't go down that path.
I love the podcast.
Have you listened to it or are you just saying that?
No, I listen to it.
I listen to it.
These guys are wondering what does Survive the 645 mean?
Basically, what I did was I procrastinated.
I procrastinated with everything.
In October, it all started with a college project.
I'm working on my master's degree right now.
Instead of writing a research paper, I was like, well, my thesis was basically the lack
of mental health care and resources and the mandatory overtime causes people to lose their
empathy towards patients and their love for the job.
I agree with that.
Amen to that.
Right.
I was going to write a research paper on that, but there was a little snippet where the instructor
said you could do something like a podcast or whatever.
I talked to her.
I said, hey, what if I do a podcast with people I worked with, like a couple episodes, and
you just get to hear their voices instead of me just write words, right?
Oh, no, dude.
She's like, oh, fantastic, which is why I got Curvin first because he can reel me in.
Yeah, he can tell a story.
Yeah.
Right.
That's why I have Shane as a co-host.
I need to be reeled in.
Then I got Butters so I can, one, shit on him for putting me in Schenectady for two.
And then two.
Did you drop out?
But when I put a Facebook post out, I shit you not, there was no less than 40 people
that reached out to me and said, hey, we want to be on the podcast.
Jesus Christ.
Well, shit.
So I said, well, now I got to do it.
And then I put it out and Casey reached out to me and said, hey, we do a podcast.
I had no idea you guys were doing this thing.
I love your podcast.
I've just been listening to the episodes.
Yeah, we're in fucking 90 episodes deep now.
I appreciate that.
And I fucking love it.
Well, because one of my favorites is, and I don't know if it's sounding a little fucking
generic or whatever, but I always listen to Joe Rogan.
I like those long form podcasts where it's just like, okay, here's a topic, but we're
just going to rail off.
Yeah, we got a lot of inspiration from Joe Rogan.
We're going to top him.
It's inspiration from us.
He's been stealing our ship for years.
I just two years ago, I had two years ago, Christ's sake, two days ago, I had a dream
where I was doing mushrooms with Joe Rogan.
We were on a podcast.
That'd be sick.
So like that's really like, if I hit that moment, I peaked.
That is peak.
Ali Mack was just talking about a couple of episodes ago, his like first mushroom trip
actually on the podcast.
His first and probable last.
Yeah, no, definite last for sure.
You never do a mushroom.
Well, what happened?
Can we talk through this?
Yeah, no, it was just a profoundly negative experience in my eyes.
I got super nauseous and lightheaded for like three hours.
And then as soon as it hit me, like just sort of like the visual distortions on stuff and
the way people's faces looking just threw me into like an immediate panic attack that
just kind of didn't go away until the high did.
But you got some issues with your life.
Oh, no, for sure.
Obviously.
No, for sure.
No, absolutely.
You have an issue with the fact that you are all philosophical here, but I'm going to
you saw all these people like visually distorted and not looking right or whatever.
And you have an issue with the way people look at you.
I don't necessarily think it's the way I don't necessarily think it's the way that people
look at me.
I like to think that I don't give a shit about that.
I think for me, it's more just like honestly, it's just anxiety because of the profession
we're in.
I really do.
I think that's where the root of that that issue is from.
It's a tough thing to work through, though.
So why?
Right.
No.
Well, that's like what led me to eventually.
Well, I guess like working down towards getting the masters is just like being able to work
as a therapist and shit like that.
Then like I solely want to work with like first responders and shit because there's
not a lot out there and we all know that.
Oh, yeah.
Is that why you're going to school for like social work?
Social work.
No shit.
Good for you.
Yeah.
So I got a I got what?
I don't know.
A semester left to get the bachelor's, which then I have two years to get the masters
and honestly eventually get a Ph.D. You know, that's the way to do it.
Yeah, that'll be good.
But yeah, I mean, it's a lot of work.
But in the cool part, the only good part about me moving out to the Finger Lakes was that
I found out about Kyuka's when I when I started having major issues with my PTSD and shit
and anxiety and all that was I started seeing a therapist and she had gone to school at
Kyuka College and it's all online.
So everything I do is online.
So I'm still living to work full time and do everything I got to do and also go to school
online, which is kind of cool.
Yeah, I feel like that helps out a lot actually, because like, you know, working full time
and doing all that, you can kind of do it not like kind of almost at your own pace type
thing.
Right.
You absolutely can.
It's like you get deadlines, which is like, oh, this assignment is due on Monday.
This is due on Thursday.
This is due on Sunday.
And so you can kind of like, you know, do it whenever.
So if I want to attend 30 at night, do whatever it's and I don't have to go to a lecture.
The only thing that sucks is you've got to do a lot of reading and shit, but, you know,
I'm just kind of powering through it at this point.
But, you know, nice, nice.
Yeah.
So I can say that I saw I've been like seeing a therapist for a couple of years and like,
you don't think it will help at first, but actually, you know, after a while, you realize
how much it helps.
But there is a yeah, there is a big time.
Like specifically when I was working back at the Hawk, I was in fucking, you know, nightmare
nightmare mode, like every day.
But nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
And then like as soon as I like went out to a lower acuity agency, pretty much like I
started like, you know, being like, wow, shit was really fucked back then.
Yeah.
The time to process it.
When you have a job that is downtime, it's like you have like two years of a come down
from working in a place like that where you just like, like, I realized just how fucked
I still can't of this stuff.
Why I still can't hear a fucking beep on the TV for me.
Yeah, without freaking out.
I can't do it.
Yeah, I can't.
Well, I can't go to diners because the phone rings.
Yeah.
And I'm like, fuck, I got to hurry up and eat the food.
It's like I think I'm on the air.
I've been out of it for like three years.
Yeah, it's same.
Yeah.
I heard that Albany Fire beep like this weekend when I was working, like I heard the Albany
Fire radio just like just sent me back into like, you know, PTSD.
Yeah, exactly.
It just like ramped up my anxiety.
Engine one rescue one Mohawk.
I was just talking to Coleman and I don't know if he made it on the podcast or if it
was talking to one own, but like he was talking about how he didn't have anxiety until like
he started having to worry about if he was next up.
Yeah.
And you know, when they're like, you heard the tones go out and you're like, oh shit,
what is that?
Oh, no, it's a quail call.
You know, like that was like a start of anxiety.
Yeah.
I remember like it was like, I think a couple months back, but like I just had the TV on
when I was falling.
I was asleep with my fiance and then like I heard like someone swore twice in a row and
I immediately peeked up, like perked up and like was like getting my pants on after getting
my pants and my shoes on my fiance's like, what the fuck are you doing?
And I'm like, I gotta go to a call.
What are you talking about?
I remember you guys would drive me nuts because you will put, well, I mean, I loved watching
it too, but when we watched Jerry Springer, like the, they had like the censoring beep
was the same fucking like frequency.
So it was like, if they swore twice in a row, you're like, yeah, most fuck, here we go.
Most shows use that same exact like the beeping sound.
So it like activates you, right?
I feel like a sleeper cell fucking agent when I hear that shit.
Like, you know, like, oh, fuck the training.
Amazing from black out.
So listen, I'll tell you, one of the biggest disappointments I had was like a couple of
days ago was I had a, like for my new job, I have to like do, I do sanitation now.
And so I have to go on one of the national guard bases or whatever.
So I had to get like clearance and like get a card for that.
Yeah.
I'm so upset that I'm not on a watch list.
We would be on a watch list.
I feel like we all be, but no, but I don't, I don't think you would know we're not.
I just had a background check done.
I was clean.
I was kind of expecting something to come back.
I did TSA pre like a couple of months back because I was getting on a plane, but like
I wanted to skip the TSA line and you can actually do a thing where you can go to staples
and get a TSA pre check thing.
And you just gotta do your fingerprints and you gotta pass a federal back background check.
Nothing.
Like I got it like within two days.
They haven't looked hard enough.
I feel like the feds look over a lot of things for background checks.
If we ever get big, we're burned boys.
They let two fucking A-Reps steal planes if fucking prime in the building.
So I'm out here looking at some things over.
I was like, yeah, this is whatever.
And what they've been training for fucking year, whatever.
Yeah, I just let them, yeah.
Obviously we talk a lot about conspiracy theories on this podcast.
I love it.
You think I hope it like, first off, Casey, I want to be able to get on when I get like
real fucked up and get on this thing.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
This isn't my only appearance.
Oh no.
Absolutely not.
We'd love to have you on.
You can actually come.
You can come in person if you want.
Well, yeah, that's probably the next step.
The only issue, like, so I, I, I, I am fortunate because I pick up recycling and shit like,
so I start, usually I started like three or four in the morning.
So yeah, I mean the fucking Thursday thing is not going to work.
Yeah.
I mean, like I got Fridays off and Saturdays.
Yeah.
Friday nights would be beautiful.
Friday.
Yeah.
If we can do Friday.
Yeah, I can do Friday.
So I know you were looking for, um, like a collaboration.
Obviously you're on our podcast and we'd like to be on your, you're looking for somebody
tomorrow night, right?
Yeah, I think we're going to, so me and Shane are trying to get like three or four like
lined up ready to go.
So when like Christmas time and shit comes around, we don't have to worry about recording
or whatever.
Yeah.
So, and, uh, everybody wants to be on, but nobody's like flexible with a schedule to
feel like, yeah, I'm ready.
I can do Thursday at two in the afternoon.
Yeah.
Like what the fuck?
Um, yeah, I can, I'm fucking busy next Friday.
Just realized that shit I can do tomorrow.
What time are you recording?
Um, honestly, whatever time I think, uh, do you guys remember Zach Forrest?
Yeah.
Forrester.
Yeah.
So, um, he's going to get on and I don't know.
He said he's free anytime after like six Eastern.
So I think Shane and I are going to record two episodes.
So I got to like, see, would you like, what time are you like, what time would you be
available?
Yeah.
Anytime after six is good.
Uh, yeah.
And then Mike, get you guys on for the late night shift.
You know, I could do a late night shift.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I think I might be able to make it happen if it's late, but yeah,
cause I think like if we do Zach, cause honestly, we probably won't do Zach to like seven or
eight o'clock anyways.
So cause I can do, I can do later a couple hours and then figure maybe you guys, I don't
know if like fucking 10 30, 11 o'clock or whatever is too late, but that would be perfect.
It's going to be even better.
Cause I'm going to have you guys on then.
And I'm going to be real banged up.
Cause I start the party.
I started with like a little glass of whiskey and a beer and then start drinking beers.
The whole thing.
Fair enough.
Oh yeah.
Wiggin' Medello tonight.
I'm not sure if I'm going to put part two of, I don't know how much you guys have listened
to what we've done yet, but like part one, I do talk about Jeff Williams.
Ball bag.
I talk about my cock.
We made, well, I got to, I got to tell you this after.
What was I going to say?
Oh, do you record like virtually or like you have a guest?
So I actually use this thing called, what the fuck's it called?
It's like a website, but it, so basically what I do is like you give me your email and
it gives a link and then like you click the link you pop in the room and a ta-da.
Oh, that's cool.
So you guys aren't all like in the same room physically or like?
No, like eventually I want to do that.
I want to get a nice little room where I could do like a studio or whatever.
Yeah, we got like a studio.
I mean our studio looks like a fucking crack den half the time.
It's Casey's basement, but it gets it.
It's going to be nice stuff on the walls, but there's going to be drug paraphernalia
everywhere.
We have, what do we have on the walls here?
We got a Titanic CD from, from eight that we had.
Everyone signed.
Yeah, that everyone signed.
OJ's Ford Bronco.
We got the communist manifesto here on the, on the table.
Oh, that's Casey.
That's Casey.
Yeah.
We got the slurger.
I actually got that from Eve, the nun.
The nun.
Yeah.
Um, I actually got the Titanic CD from Eve also, but, uh, we got, there's more Eve paraphernalia
here than we feel.
So I was going to tell you, so, so Tyler made a really fucking autistic version of central
and Minecraft.
It's shocking me.
It's remarkable.
My autism knows no bounds.
And so he put like Jeff Williams corpse upstairs and everything.
Oh, beautiful.
I love it.
But like I shit you not.
I like, like I would fucking sit there and he'd be teaching a class or whatever and all
I could see is his fucking ball bag.
The entire time.
Like, he wears these tight ass fucking khakis.
Oh, like his actual ball bag.
Yeah.
Like he wears these tight fucking khakis.
He sits on that tall ass black chair and his big ass fucking ball bag.
No way his cock is that big.
I made that up for free.
It's his ball bag.
It's just fucking balls.
It's got to be.
So I was telling-
You gotta know what's there.
There's no way you don't know what's there.
Someone was telling me, uh, how they went on a call and they were with, uh, that old
supervisor that used to work in Troy.
I don't know if you know who I'm talking about, but he was, uh, or skip.
That's his name.
You know, skip.
Yeah.
And so they had a call at Jeff Williams house, uh, for his wife had some kind of, uh, exacerbation
or whatever.
Hippas going out the window on this one.
Fucking Christ.
They were fucking-
Holy shit.
What?
This is third party.
This was the name of the whole house.
Yeah, this is third party.
But they, they were like, oh, this is third party.
This is third party.
But they, anyway, they were taking too long on the call.
So skip like fucked off to the store.
It's, and he was like, I'm, I'm going to eat.
And so they had this, they had the fucking stair chair, his wife or whatever skip came
back and he didn't trust skip to a stair chair.
So Jeff Williams took the stair chair and stair chaired his own white down the stairs.
He's like fucking 80 years.
Jesus Christ.
Could you, could you imagine that?
Like just, uh, no, no way.
I know.
Yeah.
I guess he was getting really mad.
You know, skip.
So we got a sidebar here.
What do you think about ghosts here?
Like, what do you think?
Yeah.
We asked all our guests, what, uh, if do you believe in ghosts?
So I do, but I'm not like, cause I know Tyler does his fucking bullshit.
I'm not chasing these fuckers down.
I want to mug a ghost one day.
That's my, that's my goal.
I'm pretty sure I got mugged by a ghost once.
All right.
Like, I don't know how far we got to get into the story time here, but, um, go for it.
We're going to ask you if you have any ghost stories.
I used to live in this.
I don't know if any of you guys go, obviously Ali Mac wouldn't cause you were the fat guy
that replaced me.
But, uh, it partnered.
Um, but I don't know if like Casey, I don't know if you guys ever went to my apartment
in Detroit for, um, for any of the parties I had or whatever when I was a little like
ash born in them.
No, I think, I think I was a little late for that one.
I was also, you know, seven, like 19 years old.
Yeah.
You were a young one.
Yeah.
I was, I was real young when I started and, uh, but, um, well, Casey was probably too
fucking like deep into helping people cut their cocks off, but I'm going to wait.
I've been working on a standup and I got a whole bit on that.
I want to do some stand up, but I'm going to wait for that.
Um, so basically I used to live with this, uh, uh, Casey might know Jeff Orvis and, uh,
but like he's a Troy fireman now, but, um, it was him and I living together and he was
in the firehouse at the time.
It was just me home and, um, I'm pretty sure I hadn't done acid, but there's like a, like
a weird thing here where like I might've done acid and may not have, um, but I was laying
on the couch.
It just got off a, like a reverse 20 or no, what was it?
Wouldn't you know if you had done acid?
Well, it was like, so I'm not sure because I saw a half drank beer, right?
Yeah.
And something I used to do to like fuck with people was I put a little acid on the rim.
That is a great practical joke.
Cause I never want people on a day long trip.
I never want to be alone.
And so, well, remind me to tell the cocaine story too after this.
Um, but like, you know, so I drank the half drank beer, you know, cause I was poor.
I couldn't waste the money and I just was drinking, drinking, drinking.
And I remember somebody like opening the door into my, so I lived on the second floor of
like an old, old ass house, opening the door, closing it and going into the bathroom.
And I'm like, this weird going on here.
So like I got up and walked into the bathroom.
There was somebody in the shower, like taking a shower and I had a full conversation with
them.
They weren't real.
And so then I like sat down on the couch.
I was just like watching TV or whatever, maybe playing like Xbox, whatever.
I got up, went into the bathroom and, um, none of the doors were, I didn't hear anything
else.
I went into the shower and the water was still running, but there's nobody there.
So there's, there's three things that could have happened here.
I did acid, right?
I had a mild psychosis, you know, which at that point in time I was real deep, very,
very easy to feel like it should be like very relevant or it's a ghost.
And like, so sometimes I feel a little sensitive to these things because I get like scared
of like demons and like scary shit or whatever.
So I believe in it, but I try not to delve into that side of things, you know, I'm not
going to fucking stir the pot.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't want to stay away from that stirring.
The pots was probably the stupidest thing that I did in my life and I've got a lot of stupid
things in my life.
Yeah.
Fucking how's their plane with a Ouija board in dispatch with me.
Like get that dude. That's this is not the place to be playing with that thing
Fuck that shit every night. We touched that Ouija board in dispatch. It was a fucking nightmare
It's just nightmare in the field all night
yeah, cuz that was my biggest thing was I I love doing the ghost shit and stuff, but
Like I shit you not my dad thinks that he got paralyzed because he played with the Ouija board
I'm telling you don't fuck with that shit. All right. I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's not real
I could tell you what's not real is
Is whatever the fuck the Christians are preaching? All right
That ain't real, you know, they're using it to make money and diddle kids that's about as far as I'm gonna go with that
Well me and Casey agree
Yeah, but good good but anyway, so I do the cocaine story now
Yeah, the cocaine story is one look like absolutely
Um
So everybody there's like we had a whole Troy crew, right? Yeah. Yeah, Sean Oh
Kyle Eshborn
It was like a whole bunch of fucking what's-his-name
Ballman he lived right around the corner for me. So I hang out
That is a fucking crew right so in my house, it's it's me
Eshborn
Bowman Patagene
Who else was there there was a handful of others but like Sean wasn't there and he was like my you know
partner in crime before
Alimak showed up I
Like thought I was texting Sean I went to the bathroom and I thought I texted Sean
And I was like, yeah, you know, I just I just told that all these guys I was going to take a shit
But I really just ripped fucking half an eight ball off my toilet seat
And I didn't get no response from like what the fucks I walk out to the living room and I look everybody just staring at me
It's like do you have a problem I was like what would you have a fucking problem? I
Did I look at my phone I said, oh god, I sent it to everybody in the living room
Oh, like in the group chat. I said, all right
Fucking house. I'm a bad guy
Oh
You're reaching out right now
So tell us a little bit about your podcast survive the 6.5 what's your
Your goals for this podcast. Um, I want to do I want it to be like a
Obviously, it's it's got a little bit of structure to it
But I kind of wanted to delve into I mean all all of us know about the when you go
Either out front of the station people smoke cigarettes you're out around the kitchen table or like whatever you just bullshitting and like, you know
How good that feels just to be like four people just bullshit now front station talk about that cool
Talk about experiences talk about your old lady, whatever, you know, and so basically how I try to start it is
Luckily right now it's a lot of people I already know so I can kind of break the ice with like a story or two
Hmm, and then
Just let it kind of go
However, it goes like have it be open kind of like this
We're just having an open conversation you telling stories and everything like that, but there's an obvious
focus towards um, I guess mental health and
like
They're just just kind of preventing people from either taking their own life or PTSD
you know doing the drug addiction route or or whatever and and
you know for me going through rehabs and stuff like that for a while like I
I think the biggest thing with the 12-step program is is a lot of times you go in those rooms and you hear
people talk about
The same story either you have or the same way you feel or the same things you've been through and you're like, you know
You hear that you can relate to the person and go, you know, oh my god, I'm not alone or whatever
yeah, so and I don't know how many people have felt like that like they felt like they've been alone or
They have nobody to turn to or whatever and in a way I
Hope the podcast could just reach out to people and just be like, you know
Maybe they hear their story in it or they hear something similar
Just something that like keeps people fighting keeps people going, you know
Yeah
there's also the counterculture of that too where it's like some people try to reach out and then they just it turns into a
pissing match of like who's seen the worst shit and that's like a
Toxic culture that can spread through it though, right?
Like when me and Tyler say have you ever seen anybody cut in half?
That's like the joke that we have when people are talking about like what's the worst thing you've ever seen
I think the first episode of made that joke. I was like, yeah a lot of you want to lose first
What's the worst thing you ever seen? It's like well because I've
Compartmentalized everything it damaged myself worse. I don't remember right. Yeah
That's a pretty good singer to throw right back at him gets the point across
Like there's also the the the other thing where you have people who are like
Who weren't in EMS at all or anything like that?
And then they ask you that it's like you actually don't want to know like the worst thing that I've seen type shit
Like you guys like you guys think you want to know
And then you're like, oh like I like I told some pretty like gruesome stuff to like some people who yeah
Nothing to do with anything like my aunt fucking asked me about this at dinner. Yeah, like you don't want to know
Yeah, it seems to be like to people who aren't in on it
They just think it's like a topic that they can bring up and it's like you you don't want to know
You know at all. Yeah, I've got the same time. I feel like people are so fucking desensitized to it
They just like expect that like you didn't have a negative reason to do it
They just like expect that like you didn't have a negative reaction to it and they're like, oh wow, that's pretty bad
Well, anyways
It's like okay grandma, I can't eat red jello anymore because I see a fucking fetus
Like like look at the start of World War one, right, you know, like, you know, obviously get a little nerdy here
But like people like went into that war early on and they wanted to join the army shit cuz like war was romanticized
Where he was all these people stood in the line. Yeah, like all quiet on the rest in front there like the beginning of that movie
Yeah, you know you were gonna be a hero
You're gonna travel and see the world and blah blah blah and everything was cool and it's beautiful
And then all of a sudden you're shoved in a trench. You got trench foot
there's a mouse chewing on your kneecap and
There's just mustard gas everywhere with like like artillery shells
You know, like what the fuck is going on and like that's what it's like, you know
A lot of people from the outside see like oh my god, these guys are the heroes. It was cool shit
Well, blah blah and it's like for us. We're the guys in the trenches
Was thinking about that like like there's no
Active war going on right now in America. So like we're like the people who are seeing like the worst
Basically of America right now or I mean we were when I worked there
But they're like the whole thing is like it's kind of like the whole
Like I've been working in EMS for about eight years and I've yet to feel like a hero like I've gotten merit awards
I've gotten like all that other bullshit and I've yet to feel like one and like I hate when my people are just like
Wow, you do this job. You're a hero Mike. I never felt like one. It's been eight years
Just let me know when I am one, you know type shit
Yeah, well the way I kind of accredited to people is like, you know, the plumber doesn't feel like he's a hero
By making this shit go into the sewage or whatever, you know
The garbage man doesn't feel like a hero by picking the garbage up
Yeah, the same thing with like the parametric in the empty
They don't feel like a hero by doing their job because you're just doing your job
You expect people to do the job you go and you do the job
But when you get done with it, you know, you kind of look back at things
You know like man, I did some hero shit
I should maybe feel like a hero, you know, but you kind of don't you know
and I think you got to like take those small victories and
Kind of line them up and be like, you know what? I did make a difference today
Yeah, I think the most people that are you know heroes don't feel like they are like if you feel like you're a hero
You're probably
I'm an actual American hero. It's just like you're trying to feed your own ego
You're not you're not in it for the right thing. Those are the far right comes out, you know
Fucking Tucker Carlson
This is a very political podcast so we got it we gotta get some of your political views here
So I'm a weird one, right? Yeah, you're kind of in the middle
So according to according to the lot of the far right and the far left. I'm the biggest issue in America, right?
Yeah, I
I got attacked by some people on the far left because I didn't vote on the left side
Or whatever like I sit in the middle. I don't vote bipartisan for anything. I'm the biggest issue
Meanwhile while those people are just doing the Facebook messages or whatever. I've been an advocate for
trans and gays, right
I've marched in pride parades. I've
People like I've started a group for people that are like within like that are still in the closet like gay people still in
The closet, you know just some multitude of things but I'm the biggest issue and then now let me talk about the far right
Right, you know, I'm the big enemy because I you know, oh my god
You're so socialist and you like you want to support the left blah blah blah
I'm a gun owner
you know like like like how far do I go on this like like it's just
It's so funny. Like I can't sit in the middle without getting attacked by
Amen to that. No, we've had you
No, go ahead. I
Feel like we somewhat play characters on like this too like like hyper eyes versions of shit
Well, I mean me first I've gotten a lot more in the middle from this podcast and I think a lot of us have yeah
I mean like we we all have you know our insane viewpoints sometimes and then like the issue is
You know, the biggest issue is is like people have lost the art of the argument
Like I can't sit like me and Casey can't sit here and argue right? Yeah
I can't argue we see things differently without me then go on a Facebook and going Casey is
a
liberal
Like vice versa or so divided my god
That's what I'm saying because like one of the guests you had on and not saying anything against him
But you know, he blocked me because I don't even know a joke that I said I'm like I'm on your side, bro
That's the other thing with comedy is like comedy it's comedy right like yeah
I was obviously being sarcastic that you can joke about yourself and others. It's yeah
It's a beauty of it. So like kill Tony a lot like obviously
I'm a massive fan of Joe Rogan and stuff like that
He talks about all the time like comedians getting canceled and it's the dumbest fucking thing in the world
Yeah, they're fucking there to make fun of shit. Yeah
Like that's like one of the things that like I see like like jokes
Shouldn't be off the table for anybody like everybody should be able to be targeted by jokes
Like there's no golden calf for comedy type shit. Well, there's a difference between me making a joke or
Me making a bunch of racist jokes against like black people and then you find pictures of me in the Ku Klux Klan
There's like a major difference between the two, you know, if I made a joke, haha, it's funny. It's a joke
That's all point of the joke. It's not real. It's a joke
But if I'm making the joke and I'm in the clan, alright now you can put
I feel like I feel like it's also like the structure of the joke too
Like if you're just like dropping n bombs for the sake of dropping n bombs hoping it's funny due to shock value
Like that's not it. It's not funny. Well, I mean
No, then like you if you're doing a joke like but it's structured and there's like there's a purpose to it other than you just
Saying like a buzzword that's gonna get people to laugh that makes it different
You can be an asshole, but like like Tyler can't make jokes about being a Nazi
I see is I'm not a Nazi. I told you this fucking thing
Even though you condemned them in the group chat, but I almost did become one. I did admit to that
I did I like I was an angry fucking night like 17 year old back in 2016
I said I fucking almost fell into the alt-right I can picture you trying to grow the little stash too
I did try to go I
Realized that I was you did no I said
Okay, no, I said I realized that I was in the wrong because I was just an angry kid
Oh gosh, how did you become a Nazi? I didn't become a Nazi
I said that I almost fell into like the alt-right using the neo Nazis like that
The alt-right was what they were calling neo Nazis like back then. Yeah, but like what so how are you?
How were you that far right? I would just fucking I was an angry
I broke up with my like it was it started with a breakup obviously, you know how you had a Jewish girlfriend
I had a Russian
I had a Russian Jewish girlfriend actually like they she was straight off the boat. I don't know it just was
Some of them survived cuz I dated one
But yeah, like I got I got cheated on
Fucking I was in a really angry place and I was just like the only group that like would like didn't like just yell
At me was was that one and I kind of gravitated towards it and then I'm like, oh these guys are the bad guys
Type shit. So it was like one of those things where like, you know, you're an angry kid
You can fall into the wrong things like I can totally see how people can fall into the wrong things
But I I feel like I'm also an example of being like hey
If even if you're do are you do you did fall into that you can kind of get out of it and you know
Not be a psychopath anymore
well, I think it's so important to just fucking like um
Be willing to listen to other people's like opinions and arguments
Yeah, knock it like feel like you're getting attacked by it, you know
Like just because somebody has an opposite opinion of me doesn't mean I can't learn something from it
Right. I learned that I disagree more with that opinion or if it means well now I understand why they have that opinion
I still have my own opinion. I guess perfectly okay, and like that's why I hold myself in the middle because
You know, nobody's gonna tell me who to to vote for, you know, like I wrote in Bernie Sanders last election this election
I was a RFK voter, you know, it's like I mean, you know, I must might give you a million dollars to do it but listen
If Elon gets all those fat fucking pieces of shit that have been inside the office since fucking segregation was legal out of the office
So back baby
Yeah, that was kind of like the point of our podcast was
Having different opinions and being able to listen to the other side instead of just you know blocking them
Just kind of on an off topic here. Well, while we're while we talk about RFK here
Did like he just chainsawed the head off of a fucking whale and you know, like strapped it to his fucking what?
What you guys didn't hear about that? No, no
I'm sorry for now dude, so RFK fucking like back in like the 70s
I think fucking found like a whale that was like beached up on like the thing
I like I'm like a beach and like he brought a chainsaw and cut the head off of the whale and like
Ratchet strapped it to his car to eat it back in his house. That's my president
If you watch if you watch
CIA you probably will it's too. All right. Yeah, I mean
Here's like I'm gonna eat some whale today
So and then like another another insane thing that I heard RFK do and I'm not saying like these are bad things
I just think they're hysterical
He ran over a bear with a fucking car and then threw it in Central Park and then just threw a bicycle on top
Of it and said yeah some bicyclist hit it and like it was a mystery in like New York City like NYPD for like fucking like
70 17 years and then like he just came out one day. He's like
I actually hit that bear with my car and I threw the bike on it to make it look like I just got it by the bike
And like it's like why would you drop a fucking bear off in Central Park, New York? I
Think it's great
Of all the places. Yeah. Oh shit
Like my art. I love the RFK voice. It's probably one of my favorites
Yeah, I don't why does he sound like he's been like he had like throat cancer or something
I don't know neurological condition where he he has his brain eaten by worms. Yeah
What Tyler said the mental illness
Of a different type where you where you're missing part of most of one of the parts your brain
Like it's like the worm thing like an actual like like fact like he was the one who came out and said that yeah
Like he's got worms in his brain. Yeah, and they I can't remember what part of his brain
I don't know the full context
All I can think of is a Dracula flow fucking the worms the worms are back
I don't know what part of the brain it was but supposedly it's the one that doesn't affect memory or personality
So I I don't know just like he can't feel his toes anymore or something
Honestly puts that no good Fauci in fucking prison
Fucking get I like RFK
So Kyle
Do you care to tell us who you voted for for president and why he already did Oh did he yeah, he said RFK
Bernie Sanders the year before or the whatever the are you wrote him in the RFK this one?
Gotcha. Yeah wrote it Bernie feel the burn baby drain
Because there's two reasons why I'm real excited right is like
Trump's ready to like let people in office that are gonna like like like the doge thing with
I'm like get all those fucking old-ass ancient pieces of shit out of office, right?
Get them all out of there shut down every office. All right, let's restructure the government
Whatever get them all out of there
If you got white hair and you don't care get him the fuck out the other part open up the jk-file
I want to see it. I want to see him tail
Yeah, I think he's going to release them
Actually, he said he said he was going to and that's the that's the conspiracy that got me started, you know, I
I 100% believe that the government killed JFK. Oh, no, there's no there's no doubt about it
Yeah, whether or not they they had patsy's do they literally they ruled in a court of law that there was most likely
a conspiracy there, but the same thing with
That is that light the MMM MLK like that's 100%
Yeah, the evidence was in a CIA lockup about to be presented to a court the next day and it mysteriously went missing from the CIA
Lockup, so the CIA didn't get found guilty
there was the tape from the other side of the street and there was like
Countless eyewitness reports that said that they saw shots on the grassy. No, and none of that shit was immiscible in court
It doesn't take much research to like look around and see a CIA in that time. No, it's all out there
Yeah, it's a like he got assassinated a week after he said that if he could have his way
He would dismantle that he would rip if like the CIA was a piece of paper
He would rip it into a million pieces and then a couple weeks later. He gets whacked
It all comes down to whacked. I like that good man
It all comes down to
You know the military make a money we make a lot of money off of wars
I mean work world with it like look at the Gaza Strip and look at the fucking Ukrainian war like both could probably over
But we're making so much money off of that. Well you you and I are but you know, yeah somebody
You know war is a massive
Booster, I mean, I'm gonna make a prediction here, right? Yeah, we're not gonna get halfway through Trump's term before he gets assassinated
Oh, we are like we already agree with that. Like I think there's at least gonna be attempts on from yep. I
think the secret service is so
Protective like in defense mode right now that they'll probably do a good job in protecting him
Because they fucked up so badly last time
Here's this guy walking around a rangefinder. Yeah, don't worry about yeah, don't worry about that guy
Hi, what about bow hunter? What do you think? What do you think of the CEO assassination?
Because I truly believe that that guy is a fucking hero
The fucking guy who killed the CA the CEO dude. What do you think? I think he's I think he's a good guy
I think that he just wasn't in New York City at the time. I don't know what happened
Are we talking about the United Health Care thing? Yeah, you know, that's a guy in the health care
I wanted all those cocksuckers data, right? I
Didn't do it too, right? I didn't do it. I don't think Luigi did anyways
I think he was at like my house the other day when when that was going on
He might be he might be I do find it crazy I mean like where does the government you know
Well, here's that theory. I just came up with in my head, right?
Because this is where all smart thinking comes from
What if they they see us starting to get on the trail, right? So I can get on the trail at JFK
Governments all fucked up. We're gonna get people out of there. They said, you know what we're gonna do
We're gonna whack a fucking insurance
CEO and then I don't get everybody on reddit and everybody just talking about that, you know now
He's a reverse martyr
Right, right, right. Yeah
Yeah, I heard there was some kind of
conspiracy around it where they think that this guy like killed him because to like covers
Shit up for the government or something like that. Well, that's how it always goes
I think people are still being MK. Ultrad and being fucking sleeper agents
Well, there definitely is like I feel like yeah, it's pretty naive to think that that stops like I feel like half of us
I
like
All out of all the people talking right now. We all might be ML and MK
Oh
This whole time you didn't know it I just keep having dreams
I don't like nobody. I don't think they're doing it with like acid and shit anymore. I think they're better at it
You know, yeah
On the floor right in the water and yeah, they were just they were just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what stuck
Back then for the most part they're like, oh fuck it. Let's take this hobo off the street. Give him a fucking
Guys ever heard of like wormwood or anything? Yeah
Scale, but I mean like I mean fucking come on. Yeah, it's somebody the guy jumped out the window like no, come on
It's it's in plain sight. Yeah at that point like what you guys are trying to do. Yeah, absolutely
It's a really good book that I let me see if I can get my phone. It's an audiobook
I think you guys should listen to about the JFK murders, but it also talks about patsies and shit
Yeah, the thing that I was saying was like the government will come out
75 years later and be like yeah the fucking get we did that like we killed you JFK
But nobody cares because they're all dead all the people that you know
That's why it's not hard to like like disclose those documents after it
Yeah, they can hide under the guise of well, we're different now. It's none of we're different
But it's nice my biggest thing with this fucking whole CEO
Assassination from like United Health Health Care is that I think rich people feel like they are like
Untouchable like they felt like they've been untouchable for fucking ever and that's why I think like the Second Amendment and all that shit
Is like important because it's like hey guys you aren't untouchable because bullets can still fucking touch you type shit
Yeah, like you're not untouchable as you fucking think
Yeah, it's a I mean a lot of a lot of bloods on that guy's hand
Maybe not directly but because of decisions that these insurance companies make it's like
Murder is still a murder like yeah, so like it's incredibly easy to see why why he got fucking why he got fucking killed
The thing that I find fascinating about the whole thing is how all these corporate businesses like Burger King are like
Taking the stance of like oh, yeah, we had him here
It's like it's the first time you've seen these corporate companies support a murder
It's kind that's where like my it kind of fucks in my head a little bit
You typically don't see that just accepted in society, but then if you look at like mainstream media
There's like this guy is not a hero. He should not be a
Good guy. He's a bad guy. This guy had a family. It's like yeah, well all the people yeah, they're playing it safe
Yeah, they gotta they gotta have all these people who you fucking denied the claims have also had families
So what about those guys you fucking asshole and usually these core business the same thing
I think this guy's not a hero because I think if I was like if if if if it was me, right?
I would go to some crackhead that has HIV
Right and I'd get a needle or syringe or whatever draw some blood back
And then I would stick this guy with the needle and then push the blood into him so he gets HIV
Oh, and then I make sure that all his insurance claims got denied to get the treatment to make sure he doesn't get AIDS, right?
That's fucking that's that's that's that's that's that's next level. I don't like that
Yeah, yeah. No, you're gonna suffer if I suffered my whole life. You're gonna suffer cocksucker. Go fuck yourself
Well, cuz you got a college degree and you got born into a rich family. You're better than me. Yeah, like fuck that
Yeah, these insurance companies want you to just pay money your entire life while you're healthy
And then as soon as you become sick
They want you dead as quick as Lee as you humanly can be so they can have more healthy people paying them
That's the unfortunate reality that industry but like my people worked in health care and we you see it's a racket
Oh, yeah, it's really a racket. I mean like for we all worked at commercial you know, we all started commercial UMS
Yeah, that's the biggest racket of more
Oh, yeah, really is but like the patient care. Let's make some money. Yeah
Yeah, but like that's like the whole thing. My dad is paralyzed from the waist down
But like because he's paralyzed from the waist down. He's not how he's he's perfectly healthy every other way
They they wouldn't they it took him forever to get a life insurance policy just because they're like well
He is paralyzed so it might not do it
It's just like he had to jump through so many fucking hoops and I get so many fucking testons being like he's perfectly healthy
He just can't use his legs and they're like, yeah
What's that?
Is it dick work? I have a brother. So yeah
But like yeah, like it's like the whole thing with that it's like he wasn't able to get it like
Life insurance policy for like fucking ten years like it took him forever
Yeah, that's a fun that happened or is he like riding around a wheelchair like Ricky's dad
He's um, he got into it's gone to a car accident when he was 18
The week before a state championship football game where he is a star running back
And then got paralyzed fucking it sounds like a soap opera
It does sound like a soap opera like a like
But he he was in a chair and now he kind of uses
Like two canes or like the the arm crutches like the ones that like attached to your wrist
Like he uses them to get around like he does he doesn't have feeling like but below like half is like
Like quads area like he can't feel below that
So like he kind of he he can kind of move his legs, but it's like a weird like like
It was like an L5 injury
I think so it was like a weird like he can kind of move like the tops of his legs
But nowhere like the bottom of his legs are just completely dead like they're all atrophied and shit
Shit, I was gonna say if he couldn't feel his cock anymore
Yeah, that's
He could cut it off in case you have all four of the president
Oh absolutely
Where did this come from?
I've been listening
I was gonna say he was the one episode
I gave him a material
They make it easy you know every episode we have starts with these two going at it for 40 minutes about politics
Then it shifts to religion and then we settle in it's the same beginning every epi
I don't recall particularly feeling one strongly one way about cutting cocks off
But I might have said that
Something at one point well, you know what the issue is. Here's the issue. I got right is that
You know it's almost got to the point where it's a fucking cult right?
There's some people that I know that are like transgender like and they've they've always felt like they were either a boy or a girl
And they're the opposite sex their whole life, and it's like yeah, no like you know so-and-so
Yeah, they got born as a girl
But they're definitely a dude you know whatever they go to transition it's like the non-binary shit that kind of fucks me up like it gets real
You don't want to switch your organs, but you want to be a part of the cult so now you're with a them
You know yeah, I feel I don't really even know what non-binary
It don't piss me off that people want to do that like there's some people that get pissed off like I can't believe
These fucking people want to like you know what for me. It's like whatever. Oh fuck is that Dan?
I don't understand it with dance here. Oh fuck. He's gotta get his headphones on
Dan welcome Dan to the podcast
We're talking to a special guest we're talking special guest Kyle Frank
Where is he he's in your head? Yeah, I'm right here Dan. I'm in your fucking mic
Microphone with drugs
And now I'm in your head
You can hear me
So you know I know Dan feels like he's in your head
So you know I know Dan feels a lot differently than all of us about the United Health Care CEO shooter
We gotta get
Dan yeah, what's up? We're so back America's fucking back
Dude it's just like it feels like we got back on the right timeline
Feels like we got off track there like that like I'm back to the future. We got to the BIF timeline
Yeah, yeah, we're on the BIF timeline
We're back. Yeah, oh dude. It's a beautiful thing
But they're gonna they're gonna try and kill Trump again. Well. Yeah, we just went over that yeah
Oh, they're gonna do these fucking drones. Have you seen that Kyle? Oh?
Well, that's like I was just talking to you
In the military actually like yeah wars. I'm gonna be war anymore. It's just all drones now. It'd be like all duty
Drones we're gonna kill each other's presidents and the world's gonna like go to shit
Yeah, they just mass produce them now. There's no there's really no counteraction to that. You're just EMPs dude
Yeah, yeah EMPs, but then you're fucking yourself, too
Yeah, you just start tossing nukes and we can all go to like you know we could all die and we can all go to
See y'all in Valhalla
Fucking gone Westchester Hospital
Loaded up in Shuckin, baby
That's gonna set the tent back up outside
Oh shit, you know I gotta use the skin from my ass of my face because of the nukes dude
Yeah, so Dan give us your opinion on the United healthcare CEO shooter, I think it's a tragedy
Oh
Let me say my piece okay, so I think think of how many people right going to work
Wake up every day, and they're just like fuck man. I can't believe I'm fucking doing this fucking job still
Every fucking day just because this motherfucker makes ten million dollars a year
Doesn't mean he doesn't feel that way, but he's employing the people that feel okay. He's the CEO
He doesn't really have a say in it dude. He's just going in he's got to say whatever the fuck he's got to say and then he goes home
You know what I mean? He doesn't he doesn't he probably hated that job more than everybody hates him
He's probably like I fucking hate this place. I could hate my job if I made ten million dollars a year
I would quit and still have ten million dollars and be happy
Yeah, but I mean, I don't know dude. I'm just saying he's probably like
I gotta fucking do this me. I don't know maybe he wanted to buy a yacht. Maybe that's his goal
Maybe he's like I want to get to that super yacht. I just got to do this for another fucking year
I feel like if you have a yacht you're automatically super villain level if you have a yacht
No, dude, because look it doesn't matter how much you get it's never good enough
So it's like even if you get to that top level you still think your life sucks
So it doesn't matter how high you go
So is that why is that why celebrities fuck children?
Probably
Maybe that was a jump
Yeah, that was a jump
I see where you're going like they've already fucked all the hottest supermodels
They're like well, who can I fuck that nobody else can fuck and it's like
Maybe maybe that's a thing, you know, that's why that's why dial up trump does it
That is fuck where did that come from prove it what prove it
He does not know bullshit. He was the uh, the you know, he started america's, uh
Pageant models or whatever the fuck
Do you like they're adults you think I know the kids the kids?
Yeah, no, he didn't bullshit. You think I could beat uh, donald trump and magic the gathering
I i would imagine so dude. He's like 85. No, I don't I don't think you can uh
Dan in the wise words of like rage against the machine. I mean like hell. Yeah, your anger is a gift
I want to say this shooter, you know, he used his anger as a gift
That's funny because this week I was uh making ai covers of dan singing rage against the machine songs
I
Actually, I actually we used it to come in uh to uh start off this podcast one of his rage covers
I was gonna say can you do an ai cover of me and him doing uh, how I could just kill a man?
Yeah
Definitely, yeah
Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't agree with it. I don't condone this violence, you know, I it's just like
Like no, I can't get on board with it. You're on kathy hokal's side now. How do you feel about that? Look? Here's the thing
I would bet you know how many times uh, this guy got his dick sucked by a 10 out of 10
What the guy who got killed probably a lot? Yeah
Yeah, I don't know dude
He pissed his pants on book maybe so what you're saying just his pants
Yeah, just because he beat the game he doesn't deserve to live in his mugshot. He's your dick sucked in by a 10 out of 10 by a 10 out of 10
zero
A little bit but I gotta pretend it doesn't we all gotta pretend it doesn't cd php's fucking ceo. Let's go do it
So who exactly would be considered a 10 out of 10 because I feel like that's subjective
To everybody like your 10 out of 10. It's probably not my 10 out of 10
Like if I have like a fucking like a goth domi mommy fucking coming at me
I'd be like that's a 10 out of 10
But a lot of people would be like I don't like the whole goth thing and I'd be like well, you're just wrong
but amen
amen like
What like what would consider a 10 out of 10 for you there dan would it be a fucking you know?
Kathy hochel would it be a fucking?
Kamala harris. Yeah, kathy hochel 10 out of 10 for you. It's female elon musk
Kamala harris, but she was a fucking smoke show back. Oh, yeah
We already said that we'd fuck her. Oh, yeah, I'd fuck kamala harris today
You know who else was a smoke show with gigantic fucking knockers
No, who?
Nancy polo. Yes
Was I showed it I remember we showed it back here. Yeah
Yeah, like I was on one of the earlier episodes we talked about nancy polo in massage. She was fucking uh, she was fucking jfk
She was fucking titty fucking jfk. Yeah
Yeah, dude
Look up pictures of her back in the day. She was a fucking smoke. She thinks she got a breast reduction
Probably no, I just think they deflated because she's so old and miserable. She looks like a corpse
Yeah
Also, what the fuck like did we ever figure out what happened with the guy who beat her?
His her husband with a hammer like what was what happened with that?
Absolute legend
Drink in his hand
Obviously they both have nutted in each other's asses
Like you know, he'd never spilled one drop out of that drink until he fell on the ground and started snoring
Hey, he's a professional there. That's a professional
Professional and I love how he's just like yeah, he's my what did he say?
Like he's like my neighbor or something like he's he's fine. He's a fucking neighbor for sure. Geez
Assholes fucking residing paying rent. I got a whole fucking colony up there
Hillary clinton looks like a fucking lizard person and bill clinton looks like he hasn't had his fucking
Adrenochrome, if you go back far enough, Hillary was kind of hot too. You gotta go back pretty fucking far
I always had college. So you always had those fucking like scary like yeah, her and bill were fucking like hippies. Yeah
Why don't you come here and suck bill's dick?
One of my favorites though is the queen of england
The four was hard to get out
The former queen of england was a fucking smoke show back in the day, too
No, she yeah like back in like 1940. No, no like like queen elizabeth
Like she was former queen. We can't mention her by name anymore
She's like voldemort because like princess diane like I know she's like whatever england sweetheart and everybody loves her but I would absolutely
Let her step on your head with ideas. Definitely fucking beat the fucking walls off that thing. She was
Fucking
I feel like we're on the same page
She's about 50 years too young for damn
No, no, no, no, man, look maybe if she had lived till today
Like some mature woman. I like mature one. She's been there before she knows what she's doing
Yeah, the upper limit for me is like I probably wouldn't go too far into the 60s. Jesus christ
66 is okay, though, right? I try it. I try it. It depends. It depends if she's really well taken care of
Well, you know like the thing is like the older the older the cherry for everyone else. Yeah
What'd he say?
The older the cherry the sweeter the juice
Juicier the wine. Yeah. Yeah older the violin the sweeter the tune. Yeah
What about fucking so it's broken in a little bit it's like a baseball man
You don't want a brand new fucking catcher's
Garret coles fastball
What about that? I'm nowhere near garret coles fastball. I'm more like the leader little league guy there
I like the uh, i'm a big fan of um milf hentai. That's uh, that's the way to go
Now now we're going fully off the rails
I was wondering what the right point was gonna be with you guy. Your porn wasn't good enough
No, we gotta go milf hentai. That's specifically milf christ. They got the you know simpsons snuff porn
So dan what do you think's going on uh with these drones over new jersey you think that's china no russia
No, I think it's the u.s. Government
And why though why? Yeah, so
They were around trump's uh house in new jersey
What is that called west there around a lot of people's houses?
Westminster, right? Isn't that what it is his golf club?
I think so, yeah, i don't know whatever the name of his golf club is in jersey. He goes there sometimes
And uh marlago no, no, that's in florida. Yeah
But they were like close to that. I think that they're gonna say that
These drones are foreign. They're getting everybody thinking that they're foreign drones and then they're gonna drone strike trump
And then say that it was some foreign country that they want to wage war on anyway
So because I how else are they gonna get him dude. They've tried to assassinate him. It didn't work
They can't get close to him
So they're gonna try a fucking drone strike and just blame it on someone else
I mean if you just have a shooter with a good aim you could probably get him
Like that one guy had a clear fucking shot at him and he fucked up and
Now their defenses are too too high. So it's never gonna happen again
And you know, dude, they scrubbed his entire like everything about him
Oh that kid. Yeah. Yeah, and like say scrubbed everything about him
But yet the 23 and me is available for the guy that killed the united healthcare ceo
He has 23 and me is he full blown italian? He was like 98 percent albanian. Oh really? Oh shit
I thought he was italian
Yeah, so basically what he did he walked around queens eating a cheese slice in a fucking track
Right everybody thought he was italian. He stopped at a starbucks, too
They thought he they thought he was a made man, but no he's albanian
Yeah, but I mean the mcdonald's worker who fucking turned him in
Do you think they're gonna claim that reward or do you think that they're gonna get the fucking reward?
We're talking about the u.s. Government that guy's gonna get whacked too. They were saying that
Yeah, they're saying that they're not gonna get the the fucking reward because they didn't they called 911 instead of the tip line
That's stupid
That's unreal. I I read that and I still wasn't just disbelief over it. It's only 10
Yeah, like fucking 10 000. I thought it was 50 grand
I mean 10 grand could pay for rent for an entire year for me dude
But 10 grand there was the city of new york that was putting it up actually. No, that's that's a lie
That would pay for not even that's like eight months
It's it's honestly not that much
in the money
Uh, was it the feds? We are we are well, yeah
I think it was the city of new york
Right city of new york pisses away ten thousand dollars a millisecond
They just looked yeah
Yeah
When I went down there I saw more homeless than fucking you know anywhere like the bums out there were just you know
the bums in new york city are just kind of like a fucking like, you know, like
Like what's what's the word like a relic of the city? Like you're like if you don't see a bum
You're not in new york city type shit
But like the thing that really pissed me off like, you know, we we have our interactions with homeless people
Like, you know love them or hate them. We had some that we loved we had some that we hated
But like they're not a fucking spectacle
There's a guy that was sleeping on like the fucking sidewalk like at like 10 pm
And like there's a bunch of like chinese tourists like taking pictures like look
There's a homeless man sleeping on the ground. Look, that's so funny. Haha take pictures of homeless men
Like they're not a fucking spectrum. That's a fucking person dude. There's no homeless people in china
They shoot them I think or some shit
Yeah, white van picks you up and nobody ever sees you again. Yeah, it's like squid games
They probably put them into squid games
Oh
That's actually how they deal with their homeless problem in china, yeah, just kill them oh shit, yeah
Let me know how well documented this is
And then what is it like? Uh
It's only like one female per family. Is that a myth or no that was back in the 90s
It used to be one. Uh, you could only have one child
So they would kill the female babies because they wanted to to um to carry on that their family name. So
Yeah, and even in china like the the woman takes the the male's name type thing
So you imagine that like a law comes out. It's like yeah, you must finish your man off in your mouth
I think I I think it was actually a pretty good idea because I think over what the fuck are you talking about?
No, I think overpopulation is a big problem. It's a it's a very big problem
We have more fucking land than you we know what to do with but because no one wants to live in fucking like wyoming
Water though, it's about most part. Yeah, we have resources for fucking everybody, but no one wants to live in fucking wyoming
Let's take all this beautiful land. We have that's like nobody lives in we'll just plop fucking
18400 central afs all over the fucking
All over the country, you know
After that
What do you what do you want tyler you want all these people?
Do you want high rises all throughout the nation? I think that high rises are a beautiful
staple of american architecture
Yeah, you know about lands about how much money there is for everybody
What?
Why are there thousands of poor people in this country because we're because there's no economy
Fucking democrats because there's too many fucking people
Right because the democrats fucking drove the economy into the ditch
There was poor people before the democrats were in office there's always been
The wig party dude, you don't know the wig party. Yeah, that's gonna be a jeopardy question
Uh
Kyla kyla, do you play uh jeopardy? Are you gonna are you familiar? I do I I want to get on this game
But dude, it's 11 o'clock. Yeah, I had to say I got it. I do not have time to do it tonight. I need to go
All right, you can you can dip out we can continue and I got like 10 more minutes
But then I got to take off too until I get a new schedule in a couple weeks and i'm working fridays
It's it's just it sucks to come here. But I mean I have a great time but it sucks waking up in the morning
I should I just I just want to say before you go kyle at first
I was like when I heard about your podcast
I was like I started listening to it and I was like, oh this is gonna be an ems jerk-off session
Fuck this right like because you know how some people are like they just love talking about a couple whackers tugging the radio straps
I listened to I was like damn a lot of this shit is hitting home, dude
I just got addicted to it bro
Did you listen to the newest one we put out episode three?
Yeah, I did. Yep. I listened to it because I work from home
So just really curving and dunham talking about my uh cock and balls and jeff lee dude that shit was hilarious
His pants are oh
Everybody was freaking out you gotta edit that part out you gotta edit that part out that part's the best part
If anywhere in this episode is gonna hit home it's jeff lee
Spot-on kyle I gotta say you're getting out there pretty quick because even even my co-workers like I got brought up at shift change
Today and they're like, oh ellie mack don't you do a podcast too? I was like, oh
uh, yeah, yeah, I do
I wasn't expecting a collab to happen tonight, but I was like seriously everybody's fucking talking about it. It's pretty cool. Yeah
Yeah, that's dope. I like just for the sake of the message like man. I hope I hope it gets out there quick
Because like, you know, obviously like we guys do a podcast. It's not like a major monetary value
But if we can get a lot of decent amount of people out there
Listening to it and the message starts like spreading out that way like I think it'd be so much better
It's spreading like wildfire right now. That's for sure
Yeah, i've heard it brought up at both of my jobs
Yeah
Well, I also have to get off my lazy ass and like get vetted for like apple podcasts and all that shit
you know like the whole youtube thing's probably not cutting the
Cutting the cheese or whatever. But yeah, I really get used though
I like it like 200 on a couple of them, right?
I feel like youtube is the is the place to be at because specifically I mean at least for me personally
That's where I listen to all my podcast is on youtube like I I mostly like like spotify's for music
I listen to the podcast on on youtube like a thing that we're like
We've we've been tossing around the idea with is like trying to do youtube but like getting like face cams for us
Because I feel like a lot of the things that we do if we get like a face cam
You can kind of see more of like the emotion that we're giving off type shit, right?
Right, like it kind of connects people to like hey a voice over a voice over like uh, like, you know
A blank screen is one thing but like actually seeing like the face of somebody is a is a totally different thing
Like there's like some visual input too
It kind of keeps the eyes on the on the actual thing. Yeah
We definitely do a lot of shit on here where people have no idea what we're talking about
Yeah, somebody like we'll be like passing a meme around on someone's phone book for the listeners. This is what we're looking at
Yeah, like see I personally like I'm probably outlier beer, but I like that not me too
Me too that you just don't know what the fuck we're doing. Sometimes sometimes it's the episode picture sometimes
Yeah, I mean we had we had fucking ai
Elon musk with tits and dan was like i'd fuck it
The solar plexus client clown glider, that's a fucking callback. Oh the solar plexus clown glider
That is like episode two
That was an early one
Yeah, if you know if you if you hear of the solar plexus clown glider and you see it you're you're fucked
You know like it's a it's a mind virus from the demons
Now Kyle, I gotta ask about your podcast you guys are dropping them like every couple of days. Do you feel like you get
Do you feel like you run out of shit to talk about if you're going that rapid fire?
Um, i'm definitely we're definitely gonna slow it down. I think we're probably do one a week
I feel like that's healthy. I can't imagine if we were to do that here. We would run out of shit by day two
There's no way we need like a week of recharge
I guess the difference is like, you know, you guys are like talking to the same people every day
But like I can I could pull stories out of a different person. No issue
It might be the same story as the last guy told but like it's a little bit easier when it's a different person every time
Right. Well, there's a story that uh was shane was there for uh,
One of my bls war stories and alley mac was a dispatcher
Yeah, you guys fucking trash me on that. I can't wait to give my take you guys fucking trash me. Yeah
But yeah, shane was involved with that one
Well, uh, hey scooping radio's off the ground. I mean i'll be i'll be down to be on uh tomorrow night
I should be able to be on yeah, i'll be there but we can uh, yeah, i'll fight it. We can talk about you
Are you available tomorrow night or what? Uh, it's a calling. It's a calling like we're not physically there. Oh, right. Um, well i'm working tomorrow
Um, I don't know what i'm gonna be done but
Yeah, I don't know. Kyle what time are you saying? You're saying it was gonna be pretty late, right?
Yeah, I think it's gonna be pretty late because i'm gonna be working tomorrow
Yeah, I think it's gonna be pretty late because like I got somebody like probably eight or nine-ish
And we've been doing like an hour and a half for like the boring people
So we need about five hours for us
That's the thing is like I think two and a half hours was the episode we just dropped with uh me colman and shoaler and shane
But there's still two and a half more hours that I gotta go through
That i'm not sure if we're gonna drop it or not because we may have spent the entire time laughing and saying some degenerate shit
I feel like that like our
Before
We start name dropping a little bit too aggressively
Actually, I don't know we fucking put out like half episodes before because we were like, yeah
Yeah that that that ending half we should probably you know
Just even if we don't blow up like if anybody hears this it could be bad actually
You know the whole I I mean that that that stayed in the fucking whole my sexual awakening was watching and frank the movie
I thought
A lot of shit stayed in a lot of shit stayed in
We can't have people going through this podcast with a finely toothed comb or we're fucked
Okay, you're not in this room right now, but I actually have a picture of and frank on my t-shirt right now
She was a smoke show too
She wasn't that's not true guy
She was 12 or right 14 or something like that
Like ninth grade english and I had to read the diary of frank right? Yeah, so back then
Yeah, that's that's like I would say that I I i'll just rehash this real quick
But I like in like I was in I think sixth grade and then they showed um like uh one of the
Anne frank movies but like towards the end of the movie like when they went to the concentration camps like all the chicks had to
Like like strip down and like get their hair shaved off
But that was the first time that I saw titties in like, you know in a visual form
Uh, so I just kind of was like whoa, dude. They're naked man
So now I have a thing for bald chicks
Um because you're as checks and jewish chicks
I'll leave you guys with this right because uh, unfortunately my old man asses go to bed
But if you guys come out tomorrow, we're gonna have a lot of fun. Um, but I'll leave you with this, right?
Don't ever get too attached to a jew because they'll take all your money and send it to their national fund because they control the weather
Unfortunately, I'm marrying one so
Oh christ sake you made fucking big mistakes. All right, what are they gonna recircumcise you and the priest gonna suck you?
Yeah, they're gonna recircumcise me and suck my dick
They're gonna stick it back on they're gonna sew it back on and cut it off
Holy shit
That's fucking funny
Oh fuck
I'm not actually anti-semitic anybody that listens
I'm not I'm not anti-semitic
I'm just making jokes okay
This is all jokes
We're all just caricatures of ourselves that's all
They're gonna cancel me before I even got famous
We're in the same boat here
Well fellas hopefully I can get you guys on tomorrow that'd be great
Yeah, thanks
Hopefully, yeah, if you guys want to I'll message you guys or whatever. But yeah, um, it's very cool
Hopefully
We can like do it you guys could do like a friday night or a saturday night recording of one of these
Yeah, I could get like real wrecked if we can get deep into conspiracies because that's what I'm doing
Oh, yeah, that's we could do that
I got a whole notebook. All right
Oh, yeah
Hell yeah, and I might even just I like I might show up in person like that might be the best way to do it
Dude, that'd be awesome
Friday Friday nights are good Friday night funkin' brady
Yeah, and it's not like anything to like don't be stressed about how you look or anything like that
I I look like a fucking you obviously like that must not remember me. I'm gonna show up in like fucking shorts a hoodie
That's it. Well, damn i'm gonna be more stressed about whether or not I bring uh, one or two thirty racks of beer
Well, dan looks like ned flanders now, I don't look like
He's got when he when he puts on the glasses he has the mustache he looks like that
You got a mustache now, oh fuck yeah, dude
Definitely you're giving those mustache right? I I rock it too. I rock it. You know, I think you know
I'm the only person here clean shaven actually. Yeah, that's a fact. Yeah
Woman's trying to get me to dye mine. Die it. Yeah
No, because it's mostly blonde and red so it's it looks a lot thinner than it is. She's like it would look so
Not only did he replace me with a fat guy
But another redhead, you know, I'm like, oh my god
But another redhead
He's black-haired. I'm not black-haired. It's dark brown. It's dark brown. Yeah, I know boys listen
Dan, I hope you come on tomorrow night. I know these these guys can
Alright here from you casey. Thanks for bringing me uh tyler. Yo, yeah
That's what I do
Thanks for a special guest
It's go fuck yourself shawm was mine first
Dude he's dodging my calls too. Nobody can get a hold of him. So
I got somebody replaced me too. I don't even know who it is
He's right. He'll probably just you know
I don't know fucking tell us five weeks from now
He'll send us a meme and then not talk to us for you know, another five weeks
Yeah guy was in the group chat all day today. We asked him to come on the episode
He goes fucking ghost mode and he's done that every thursday for two years
It's unreal. There's another fat guy. He jumped to we just don't know who he is yet. I'll try to track him down
Then he can be on all of our shit lists. It's probably tj melton
Oh before you go, I just want to tell you poor guys
I know but like shot catching strays left and right shot. O'brien actually sent me a dick pic
Uh at one point because he thought my name was taylor instead of tyler on his snapchat
and uh, you know, I just hit him with a nice cock bro, and then uh,
You know, that's he just kind of left it at that
It's kind of how it went. So
This is the third last thing i'm gonna leave you guys with he does have a nice cock
He does it's it's it's solid length. Not so girthy but solid like I felt it in my ass. All right
Thanks for a special guest kyle franken listen to the survive the 6.5 podcast on youtube love it
All right. Thanks for being on buddy. We'll be you
All right, fellas, thanks for having me. Yeah. See you later
All right. We'll be back on untitled podcast probably without me. Have a good night. Fuck off
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You don't even ever check it
We gotta beg you to check it if somebody's fucking send us the emails
We do get emails all the time from jesus christ latter-day saints, right? Yeah, i've been in uh a lot of those
Jehovah's witnesses or whatever the fuck you call them emails
uh
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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
What
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
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So
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He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get it
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fuck trump
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