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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck it up.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes.

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Where the fuck did this year end come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist.

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Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

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Okay, so did they come from our planet?

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Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens.

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I do not agree with him.

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What a fucking mess.

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What?

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What?

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What?

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We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking

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government.

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He got killed by the CIA.

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JFK was killed by the...

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It's been a while.

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I was in Stale.

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Welcome to our final podcast.

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It's been a month.

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Sorry, sorry fellas.

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Can you hear this?

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It's fucking not on right.

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I can play it.

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We'd like to thank our viewers, especially Don Juan for providing the cover of this song.

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Welcome back to Unplugged Podcast.

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It's episode 90, the post-assassination special.

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Big 9-0.

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Here with Ali Mack and Tyler.

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And we're back.

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And we're fucking back.

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After a long night.

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Is this gonna be the post-assassination special?

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We might have to.

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We'll see where it goes.

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What?

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What the what special?

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The post-assassination.

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The assassination of who?

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The CEO fucking...

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Yeah.

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United Healthcare guy.

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What was his name?

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He had the whitest name ever.

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What was it?

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It was like Brian something.

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It was B-R-I-A-N.

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Brian.

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Brian James or some shit.

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I can't even remember.

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I forgot his name.

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And nobody knows his name.

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That's the craziest part.

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Like he left children behind to be like, I don't give a shit.

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Everyone knows he got whacked and fucking nobody knows who he is.

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Everyone knows the assassin now.

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Fucking Luigi.

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They know his job.

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We gotta tell Dan's here because he has a different opinion about...

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Guys, I think this is a historic moment where me and Casey actually agree on something.

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I mean, I'm kind of like, of course, Ali Mack has to have the fucking devil's advocate attitude.

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I don't condone the murder.

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But at the same time, it's like if somebody had to get whacked, I'm not gonna like...

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I condone murder.

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I like bad people.

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I do and I'm tired of pretending that I don't.

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You're laughing?

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A CEO is dead and you're laughing.

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This is funny.

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I just watched that movie yesterday.

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Dan's take was pretty crazy there.

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Dan was like, I don't know, he seemed upset that he died.

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What happened to our on air sign?

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It went down for a moment because Ali Mack had...

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No, that on air sign.

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It's not turning on.

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That one's off because I'm charging my phone, unfortunately.

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So did we decorate for Christmas at our houses yet?

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Because I literally just did mine last night.

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No, I'm never home.

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I got an emo Christmas tree.

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I did. I did see that.

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It's fucking sick.

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I actually like that a lot.

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It's a black Christmas tree with a big white bow, right?

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It's a black Christmas tree with two black and silver bows and silver garland.

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I like it. I like it.

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And then I have my actual Christmas tree in my living room and I put a strand of lights around with an activity scene and a couple nutcrackers.

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I can't believe that fucking Coca-Cola says all this shit.

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Now I got to go running around spending hundreds of dollars on other people every December.

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So starting off, it's been a while.

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Starting off since the last episode, Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.

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That was so sad.

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We haven't done an episode in a while.

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That wasn't even like Grease it.

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That was a mess.

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Like it was obviously like the more and more that comes out of it, it was obviously rigged.

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So why wouldn't they make it more interesting if it was rigged?

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Like I know it was rigged, but it was just a bad fight.

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I mean, it was rigged, but I think they winged it too.

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Like it was a dangerous combination.

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The dude didn't even throw like barely any punches.

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Because every time that Mike Tyson was going to throw a punch, you could see, like I watched like a whole breakdown.

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Like it showed like exactly Mike Tyson's movement that he was doing.

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He did like the duck down and the swerve up and he went for the hook that he was always known for.

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And you could see that like he pulled it and then kind of just tapped him.

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Wasn't he like biting his glove?

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He actually did that.

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It's better than biting somebody's ear.

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People are like, oh my God, he's biting his glove. Like that's not a weird thing that he's done.

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Like that's been a thing that he's been doing since the fucking 80s.

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Yeah, he goes like animal mode.

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Like he does that basically.

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And like he does that to keep his focus.

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But I also do think that part of it was like him kind of trying to contain himself being like, don't murder him.

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Don't murder him.

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Dude, I hate to say it.

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Do you really think that Mike Tyson would have won that fight?

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Did you see his training videos?

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Did you see everything that Mike Tyson has ever done?

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Yeah, man. But that's training.

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If you look at the first fucking round of that.

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Dude, he's a fossil.

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There's no way.

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Listen, if you look at that first round, you can see that Mike Tyson hit him with that one hook at the very beginning.

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And then immediately Logan or Jake. Which one is it?

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Logan or Jake?

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Jake. Logan is the fucking piece of shit.

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They're both pieces of shit, but Logan is the way bigger one.

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But like Jake then clenched up with him and you could see like he like said something in Mike's ear.

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And then you could see Mike tap him with his glove on his back.

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And then they unclench. And then after that, Mike didn't throw any punches.

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I don't know. That might be reading too far into it.

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I mean, I watched I've watched it in retrospect.

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I didn't watch it live, but you didn't want to live.

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No. But like, dude, Mike, Mike had gas and he was going full throttle for like the first round or two.

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And then you could just see he just got tired. Like he's old. He's got the power.

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That's why his training videos are crazy good.

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But he just runs out of steam quick. Like he's fucking always was though.

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Like, yeah, but he won that.

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It was good. He had a much he could go.

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He could go more than two rounds without looking like he was fighting Tyson in his prime.

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They would do around. I think like there is 10 to 15 rounds that they would do eight to 10 to 15, just depending on who he was fighting.

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But like during those fights, if you made it past like round four or five, you had a great good chance to win against Mike Tyson.

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Like Mike Tyson's like biggest things was trying to knock you out in the first round immediately.

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If you didn't get knocked out in the first round and you survived to the second, you still have to survive a fucking onslaught from the second round.

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And the third round and beyond, he his power punches kind of died down because he got tired.

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But like his his main like Mike Tyson would try to kill you fast.

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I mean, I mean, I get his prime.

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But, dude, like all these people were throwing money on fucking on on him.

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I was just like, don't do that. It was going to get his ass.

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It was it was like fucking Drake bet like one hundred thousand dollars, like a million dollars.

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Also, that fucking fight before the Tyson fight was fucking crazy.

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That was a good one. I didn't watch. I never watched really.

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I never really watched boxing until then. But that was good.

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Yeah, the two chicks fighting.

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And then it's just so arbitrary that the one like one, even though she obviously lost.

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Yeah, they're like I played it. You saw it too, right?

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Yeah, there's like some movement over there.

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Yeah, I think it was just somebody driving down the road. It was light reflecting in the screen.

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But do you think you have to have like a mental mentality in boxing before a match where like I fucking hate this person and then you take it out on them?

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I'll give you like a quick turn into an animal while you're there, a quick rundown of like how I did it when I before my matches, I would kind of like put myself into a zone of I try to put myself into a zone of this person's trying to kill me type thing.

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So it would activate like the like actively like fight or flight response being like as I'm walking out, I'm like this person's trying to actually kill me.

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So I'm going to fucking like when I was when I was boxing, I wasn't trying to win a fight. I was trying to kill them with my hands.

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Sound like Bruce Lee in the Quentin Tarantino movie.

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I am fucking my hands are registered weapons. If I try to kill somebody, I go to jail.

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If you kill anybody, you go to jail. It's called manslaughter.

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That was such a good movie. I fucking love that movie.

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Much upon a time in Hollywood.

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I like how they just beat the shit out of each other. They're like, yeah, bro, we're good.

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No, but like after the flight, it's kind of like the if you make it to the end of like a of like a fight and you neither of you get knocked out, it's kind of like a respect thing like you like you earned each other's respect by fighting each other like that.

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Like you don't knock each other out. You still have respect for them.

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No, that's what I'm saying.

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Yeah, unless you bite his ear off.

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But like that's kind of like the thing being like that's why I had those are wrenching. Yeah.

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At the end of fights, that's why you see him kind of like giving like each other like a handshake or like a hug.

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It's like like you you went the distance like with each other.

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You're like, OK, like you got my respect for making it to the end.

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Even in other sports, it's like when when the game's going on, you just get locked into a different heads.

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Like I remember when I was a catcher, when I played baseball, like my friends would be on the other team and they'd come up and they'd be like, hey, man, what's going on?

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Like before that, and I would just look at him, be like after the game and be like, sorry, man, I just I was locked in.

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We're not friends for like those nine innings and then they went back like in football.

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I did the same thing because we played a bunch of schools that we actually like were friends with.

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But like during the game, I'm like, I'm trying to kill you.

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And then after the game, I'm like, all right.

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And like my friends show me a picture, like sent me a picture after the game.

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I broke his ribs because I kept hitting him with my with my arm during football.

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Yeah. And like he just he sent me a picture after the game, like of him like at his house and his entire right side of his ribs was just bruised to shit.

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And he's just like, bro, what the fuck, man?

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I'm like, football, bro.

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It's that. Yeah, you just that's the thing about contact sports.

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I've noticed, like when me and my brother used to play like street hockey, even where like if you would line yourself up, like if you took a turn the right way and it's like, I can lay this motherfucker out right now.

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It takes so much mental restraint to like pull it.

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I was when we played street hockey, me and my brother would be the only ones on roller blades.

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So we'd be way faster than everybody.

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And there was definitely a couple of times like you turn to see somebody that you don't really like.

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You're fucking going down.

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Oh, my bad, bro.

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Shit. I didn't see you.

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I didn't see you there.

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So I never played lacrosse, but my brother did.

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And like you can do some nasty hits in lacrosse.

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Yeah. If you fucking like clip somebody pretty good in lacrosse, it's like because you can also you can also just use your fucking stick as a bat.

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Yeah, because Howser was actually telling me about how he would just fucking crush people in lacrosse.

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Yeah. But like it's so fucking weird because like in football, at least like there's like a OK, we have like everybody's lined up and you have like time where you're kind of like, OK, where is everybody type thing?

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Lacrosse is like a lacrosse open open area. You can get fucking crossed by anybody in the field at any time.

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And like you could be like, hopefully you can catch the ball and be like, all right.

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And then you turn your head and you get annihilated.

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One of those times where you get hit so hard in the fucking head, you see a white flash and you feel your neck go further than it should.

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God, it's been a long time since I was on the receiving end of like a tackle. When somebody knocks you like that, you fucking feel it for weeks, dude.

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So Casey, since you never played any contact sports like a fucking dweeb, basketball is more or less contact.

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I played contact basketball.

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That's not a contact.

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It's not a contact in the soccer is 100 percent not a contact sport.

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You fucking dweeb. I remember this one time I fucking was there was this like little like Haitian kid or some shit.

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And that's racist. Rocket League is a contact sport.

233
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I just defended. I kept fucking slide tackling.

234
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And every time he got the ball and I would just like go to like try to break his legs every single time.

235
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And I never got a foul on it.

236
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And I don't get the fouls in soccer.

237
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Like, how do you get them? It's like you're trying to just get the ball.

238
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You can't just like tackle somebody like in football.

239
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Like basically if it's like a football.

240
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Like what if you're both going for the ball?

241
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Can you kind of like shoulder somebody off the ball or is it like is that a penalty or whatever you can put them on their ass?

242
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Like you can push them with your body.

243
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You can't push with your hands.

244
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No, but like it's like you're both going for the ball.

245
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This guy's coming to the ball and you kind of like shoulder him off the ball.

246
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Then you take it. Is that a penalty?

247
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You can use like your elbows a little bit.

248
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Can't you not like throwing a fucking elbow?

249
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That's a penalty.

250
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No, but like if you do like one of these, like you take like the shoulder and kind of like do one of those.

251
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Yeah, you can push with your body. You can't an elbow is a penalty.

252
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That's what I meant. Yeah, maybe not.

253
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I didn't mean like soccer players though.

254
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I didn't mean like a lot of distance, but like if you're running and your arms out there.

255
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You know, basketball's rules are actually really weird because you're technically.

256
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I play basketball.

257
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Like the fouls in basketball.

258
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Yeah, they.

259
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You're technically not allowed to touch the other player at all.

260
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At all.

261
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Yeah, but that's not the way it's ever been.

262
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And you can also get laid the fuck out and it be your fault too, unless you're bracing for a charge.

263
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Like they have like a circle, like a zone, like a cylinder around their body.

264
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And if you invade their cylinder, that's a foul.

265
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Yeah, I remember when I was playing defense and I was a big defender in basketball when I played.

266
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I wasn't a big scorer, but like I was pretty good at defense.

267
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But like I would do like the hands like up thing.

268
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And like I kind of like do one of these and like try to like put my arms around and then they'd be like, hey, hey.

269
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So you play defense.

270
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So you're telling me like the rest of the day, hey, watch the arms.

271
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And I'm like, I'm literally just doing this.

272
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It's like, but you're right.

273
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They have like the weird like little halo around them that you can't like reach into.

274
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Now I got fucked up in basketball.

275
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Like basketball is like more violent sport than soccer.

276
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Yeah, a lot.

277
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Yeah, a lot of people discount basketball.

278
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I give you the flops in basketball that are hysterical.

279
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Yeah, but that's all NBA shit, dude.

280
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That doesn't really happen.

281
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Like we didn't really flop.

282
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Yeah.

283
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Like I would I would play like center or like forward and we would just be like in the paint, like just fucking pushing each other like the whole time you're trying to back them down.

284
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You know, when the guards in football are like pushing on each other to like, yeah, it's just all bodies.

285
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So yeah, yeah, that's what it's like.

286
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I was a shoving each other.

287
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I was a left wing when I played.

288
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That's not a.

289
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Like whatever the fuck it was called.

290
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I was like, you're a guard or a shooting guard.

291
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No, there's like the fucking like half circle.

292
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I was whatever the fucking front left guy was.

293
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Small forward?

294
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I think so.

295
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Yeah.

296
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No, small forwards.

297
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The guy is down by the fucking.

298
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No, that's center.

299
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The center.

300
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I thought the guy was in the middle and then you had like the forwards who were the guys by the layup box there.

301
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You I mean, it's man.

302
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You match up against whoever whoever is there for the most part.

303
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Like you switch off.

304
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I remember when I like like hurt my thumb this one time and I was like, I think I broke my thumb and my coach.

305
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I was like, I couldn't catch the ball.

306
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Which is like, why are you dropping passes?

307
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And I'm like, I think I broke my thumb coach.

308
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He's like, suck it up.

309
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When I played in like a league, my fucking coaches the same way we would.

310
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We would run fucking suicides all day in practice.

311
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And then like I would throw up and he'd be like, get out there.

312
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We're not even halfway done.

313
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Like get back to the fucking line.

314
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Like can we talk about how insane fucking like children's coaches are for fucking sports?

315
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Because they're fucking nuts.

316
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But just in my my high school career, I saw a kid like broke his fucking thumb in half in one of my games.

317
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That's fun.

318
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There's another kid from Bern that he fucking broke his whole arm, like snapped his arm.

319
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It was like an open, yeah, open fracture.

320
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And like the whole crowd was like thrown.

321
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Yeah, because it is Tyler.

322
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You got to think about like when you go up for a shot, especially if you're a center and you're like, well, not center, but like if you're making a play on the net and you jump up, you're defenseless.

323
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Like if somebody hits you on your bottom half, they're going to fucking helicopter you into the ground.

324
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Like I got I never got like hurt bad.

325
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One of the teams we played against, I don't fucking know, it was a CYO league.

326
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So every team was like it could be a church and they have a team.

327
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But like some kid fucking did you ever play St. Brigids?

328
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What did you ever play St. Brigids?

329
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I don't maybe it's been so long.

330
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I don't because like if you did, you might have played me.

331
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I was playing for the Jewish Community Center.

332
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That's the team I was on.

333
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They said they needed something.

334
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I played for a Catholic church.

335
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I played for St. Brigids.

336
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Yeah, it was an agnostic Catholic playing on a Jewish Community Center.

337
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Fucking basketball.

338
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Did you play in the Oriental basketball league?

339
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Oriental basketball league.

340
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Yeah.

341
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Some kid did fuck his ankle up though.

342
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He went for a layup and somebody on my team, they didn't mean to.

343
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They were trying to follow their guy who was running around the baseline and he turned his back and just ran into the kid when he went for the layup.

344
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Fucking literally just the kid got wrecked and landed right on his ankle and it was just like his foot just wasn't even attached.

345
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He picked his leg up and his foot just fucking dangled down.

346
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Oh fuck.

347
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Everybody was doing the get on one knee.

348
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They're calling fucking EMS. You're waiting for a stretcher to get there.

349
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,400
Oh man.

350
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,400
That was fucking wild.

351
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,400
We got whopped in that game too.

352
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They annihilate.

353
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When that kid broke his ankle, they fucking would not let us win after that.

354
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:20,400
I played in a pick up basketball league with my dad and last week, these kids take it too seriously sometimes for a pick up basketball league.

355
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,400
And so we were on defense.

356
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,400
Do you play for the court?

357
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,400
You can't play here anymore?

358
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,400
We play for the high school or my old high school court.

359
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,400
You can't play here anymore.

360
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,400
I was on defense and the one kid's like switch.

361
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If somebody gets by you, you switch defenders.

362
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,400
Yeah, if they set a screen or something.

363
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,400
And then one kid goes, don't fucking switch.

364
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This guy's like 60.

365
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And I told my dad that after.

366
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He's talking about my dad.

367
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I'm a 60 and 58.

368
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,400
That's funny as fuck.

369
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400
I always did love playing.

370
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:03,400
I would go to the court in the local town park in the summer and we would do that shit.

371
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,400
I wasn't very good, but a lot of the other people I was playing with weren't very good.

372
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,400
And there was a handful that were really fucking good.

373
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400
But there would always be shit like that.

374
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Usually I was the victim of that.

375
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400
Don't switch.

376
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,400
That kid doesn't know how to fucking play.

377
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,400
Anybody could blow by him.

378
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,400
You played competitively then, right?

379
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,400
Yeah, but like dude, I played one year.

380
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,400
And to be honest, really the only thing I got out of it was just like stamina training.

381
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,400
Like just the practices whooped my ass.

382
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,400
But like I sucked in the games.

383
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,400
I scored like I think I scored like four points the whole season.

384
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400
I was a role player.

385
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400
Were you a foul shot?

386
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,400
Two, one of them was a foul shot.

387
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400
I was in a tour.

388
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
I got good at foul shots after I quit.

389
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400
Yeah.

390
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400
No, I would sink every fucking foul shot.

391
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400
But can you like dribble and stuff?

392
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
Not really.

393
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
I can dribble.

394
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400
I can go like between my legs a little bit.

395
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:59,400
But I just think it would be funny if I brought like a friend to this pick up basketball league

396
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
and they had no idea how to play.

397
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400
Like no idea how to dribble.

398
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,400
Everybody would be like, what the fuck?

399
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Dude, I went.

400
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,400
You just travel.

401
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
You're just walking with the ball.

402
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,400
You're just like, dude, I went.

403
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,400
I fucking my old firehouse, a couple of the guys.

404
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,400
All right.

405
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,400
No, I was going to say those fucking played a couple of guys from my firehouse who were

406
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,400
like 15, 20 years older than me convinced me to go to this floor hockey game.

407
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
They're like, OK, yeah, sure.

408
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,400
I show up.

409
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400
I know like enough about hockey to get by.

410
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,400
Like, but like I've never played it professionally or like in like an organized fashion whatsoever.

411
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400
So I kind of kind of sucked balls.

412
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,400
Like I was very frequently out of place.

413
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,400
And one of their they told me everybody was super lax.

414
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,400
Most people just go there for a workout.

415
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,400
Like most people suck.

416
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,400
We played it with like a ball.

417
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,400
But like the goalies were still wearing all their fucking gear.

418
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400
Like you would really fucking like hit slap shot.

419
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400
And there was some surprising amount of contact.

420
00:21:53,400 --> 00:22:00,400
One guy when I like ended my shift, like my first shift of the game, screamed at me.

421
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,400
He got in my face.

422
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,400
What the fuck are you doing?

423
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,400
Who the fuck brought you here?

424
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Nobody fucking wants you here.

425
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,400
Like, this is unbelievable.

426
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:13,400
And my buddy who was in the net as a goalie just got out of the net was like, don't fucking

427
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,400
talk to him that way.

428
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,400
So he doesn't know anything.

429
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,400
Like we weren't going to play if we didn't have another person.

430
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,400
I was like, oh, I see.

431
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,400
I was invited to be the guy to make sure the game didn't get forfeited.

432
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,400
Awesome.

433
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400
And the guy.

434
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400
Was it like full equipment or was that like.

435
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:32,400
If you were on the, if you were like, so you would really just wear the gloves.

436
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,400
You didn't need to wear like a visor or anything, but like you would need to wear a helmet.

437
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,400
And then other than that, you're just running around.

438
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,400
Like a couple of people wear like knee pads and shin guards because if you're playing,

439
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,400
like I was playing defense the whole time, like the other guy, like the two people I went,

440
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,400
one of them was the goalie.

441
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,400
And then the other one was like, the guy was a defenseman with.

442
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,400
And dude, I took a couple of slap shots.

443
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,400
I had fucking welts on my body after that.

444
00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,400
Like those guys don't, and they were the one guy in the other team was so fucking accurate.

445
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,400
He'd be at like the other end of the court and he would just like every, and it would just beam.

446
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,400
It would be like 70 miles an hour on the other end of the court.

447
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400
That was a crazy thing.

448
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:18,400
Like when I went to the Rangers game, like hearing the fucking puck hit the fucking glass,

449
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:23,400
I'm like, holy shit, these guys are fucking shooting pepper, dude.

450
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,400
Like that shit was fucking like, oh my holy shit.

451
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,400
Like watching it on TV is one thing, but then like when you're at the stadium, you're like,

452
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,400
oh my God, that puck's going fucking like light speed.

453
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,400
What never gets old to me is when something rings off the post.

454
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,400
That you can hear that ding everywhere.

455
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,400
You could hear that in the bathroom, like outside.

456
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,400
That shit's so loud.

457
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:52,400
And I was watching, and because Quick was a goalie when I was there, and Quick was in the goal,

458
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,400
and he kind of like did like one of these and then they scored a goal.

459
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,400
I'm like, how the fuck did that goal get in?

460
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400
Because like Quick's a good goalie.

461
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,400
And I'm like, how the fuck did that happen?

462
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,400
And I looked up at the Jumbotron screen.

463
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,400
Fucking dude caught a fucking puck to the eye.

464
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,400
And he was doing like a stun thing like this at first.

465
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,400
And the puck, after it hit him in the eye, it just bounced off the post.

466
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,400
Oh shit.

467
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,400
Motherfucker.

468
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,400
I'm like, I can't blame him for that goal because literally he just couldn't see for a second.

469
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,400
He got a 70 mile per hour fucking slapshot to the fucking face.

470
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,400
And then it was like.

471
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400
It got his fucking bell rung.

472
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,400
And there's nothing I like more than like a crazy hockey save.

473
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,400
I was watching the other night.

474
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,400
He fucking it bounced off of his blocker on this arm.

475
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400
Then he it bounced away.

476
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,400
He had another one that hit his trapper.

477
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,400
And then it like flew behind him.

478
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,400
And it was like a super slow bounce over.

479
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,400
And he fucking contorted his arm and caught it backhand.

480
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400
The crowd went nuts.

481
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,400
Dude, their reaction time, they have like fucking cat like reflexes.

482
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400
It's crazy.

483
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:01,400
Also, it's much harder to be a goalie, especially in the NHL than people even fucking realize.

484
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,400
Because like you're getting you're getting screened the entire time.

485
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400
And also screen the entire time.

486
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:12,400
And like 90 mile per hour fucking slap shots are a regular fucking occurrence.

487
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400
So you're getting fucking hit real hard.

488
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400
And your defense can let you down a couple of times.

489
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:24,400
And if you just get burned on a breakaway, which is like a coin flip, then everybody's going to talk about how you fucking blew the game.

490
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400
Because you didn't make the saves.

491
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,400
Yeah, being a goalie, that's got to be fucking tough.

492
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,400
But then if you're a good goalie, people don't even they're like you're a good goalie.

493
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,400
But they won't like give you like the credit that you fucking deserve.

494
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:43,400
But like going back to fucking nasty sports injuries that you've seen me, I was playing I think I was a sophomore.

495
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,400
So I was on JV and this kid was running the ball.

496
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:54,400
And my buddies, Colin and Hunter, they were brothers, like just team tackled this kid.

497
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,400
And the kid tried to catch himself with his arm.

498
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,400
And I was standing I was standing right there where they tackled them.

499
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,400
And then like I saw the fucking arm snap in half.

500
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400
And then it snapped in half.

501
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:12,400
And then you could see the two bones split apart and pop out on both sides of his arm.

502
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,400
And I'm like, oh, fuck.

503
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:22,400
And then the kid like lifted his arm up and just like, yeah, I'm like, that's why you don't fucking lock your arm.

504
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,400
Yeah, you're never supposed to do that.

505
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:29,400
And like the kids is like, oh, and it was like, medic, get the fucking medic.

506
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,400
And it's just like the kids like the ambulance drivers immediately.

507
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400
And like he's going like this.

508
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,400
Oh, call your insurance company immediately.

509
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,400
Funny fucking.

510
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,400
That was so fucking funny.

511
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,400
But I forgot about that until you brought that up the other night.

512
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,400
Call your insurance company immediately.

513
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,400
I wish you could have seen that night from our perspective for the listeners that don't know a fire.

514
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,400
Oh, shit. Thank you.

515
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,400
A fucking fire was raging outside of our station.

516
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,400
And me and my buddy are in this me and our mutual friend are in dispatch together.

517
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,400
And Tyler, I was on LVG.

518
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,400
You were like in another state at the time.

519
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,400
He fucking called you telling that we were watching from the cameras the whole time.

520
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,400
We could see it happening and like your car was just in shrouded in smoke.

521
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,400
We had no idea if it was we thought it was gone.

522
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,400
Call your insurance company immediately.

523
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,400
Your car is on fire.

524
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,400
I'm like, what?

525
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,400
I forgot about that.

526
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,400
There was the blind hang up afterwards, too.

527
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400
It was unreal.

528
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,400
Like fucking it was me.

529
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,400
You texted me.

530
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400
You're like, what the fuck?

531
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,400
Can somebody explain to me what what do you mean my fucking car is on fire?

532
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:54,400
You said it like the insurance company is going to put out the fire.

533
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,400
It's just completely unwarranted advice.

534
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,400
It's like fucking 2 o'clock in the morning.

535
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,400
I think I was in your insurance company right fucking now.

536
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400
I think I was in another.

537
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,400
I was in Massachusetts because we were coming back from Boston.

538
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,400
Yeah. And then fucking it was me and Lyle's together.

539
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,400
And like she's like she was driving.

540
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400
No, no, I was.

541
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,400
Yeah. Yeah.

542
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,400
Her keys were in the station, though.

543
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,400
So somebody was able to move her car.

544
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,400
Yeah.

545
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400
So she was driving.

546
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,400
No, no, I was driving the thing.

547
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,400
And then I heard a call dispatch.

548
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,400
I'm like, OK, so I had contact communications.

549
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,400
So I had her like take my phone and like just dial like communications and put it on speaker.

550
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,400
I'm like, you know, it's like.

551
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400
Your car's fucked.

552
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Call your insurance company immediately.

553
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400
Click.

554
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,400
I'm like, what?

555
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,400
I just love that.

556
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400
You must have sent me like seven text messages.

557
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,400
I was like, what the fuck is happening?

558
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,400
The drive cams probably like distracted, distracted.

559
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400
I pulled over.

560
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,400
I pulled over to fucking text you.

561
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

562
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,400
Because then he got immediately on the line with the hospital to set up a transport.

563
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,400
So he just didn't elaborate.

564
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Yeah.

565
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,400
I'm like, what?

566
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,400
What the fuck just happened?

567
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,400
I remember that night distinctly because it was blowing up on our end.

568
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:19,400
We had like we had like four lines on hold and it was right then the fucking structure fire went out.

569
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,400
And it was just we're like trying to keep an eye on the cameras.

570
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,400
But there's too much other shit going down.

571
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Both cities were exploding just with calls.

572
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400
Yeah.

573
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:33,400
But like the thing was, like when I got back, it was just so like there's a soot on my car.

574
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,400
My car was completely.

575
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,400
I remember I texted you like an hour later when you were getting back, I'm like, your car is fine.

576
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,400
But like I came back.

577
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,400
They threw a ladder over your car, though.

578
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,400
It's fucking I have I literally have scratches on my roof from that day.

579
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,400
Yeah. That's like the only scratches I have in my car from my roof from that day.

580
00:29:53,400 --> 00:30:00,400
But I just thought it was really funny that like I came back and you immediately tried to send me on another transport.

581
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,400
As soon as I got back into the city lines, it wasn't.

582
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,400
No, it wasn't me.

583
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,400
It would have been him because I was doing the other city that he had you.

584
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400
They tried to keep trying to send me on another.

585
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Can I at least go see my fucking car?

586
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400
He's like, oh, yeah, right. Yeah.

587
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,400
Yeah. Go do that.

588
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400
Yeah. You can go back.

589
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,400
Make it quick.

590
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,400
It's pretty much that verbatim.

591
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
And I'm like, all right.

592
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400
And I went back and I'm like, my car's fucking fine.

593
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,400
That motherfucker knew how to send out transports.

594
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,400
He would clear that board.

595
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,400
But I was like, I just like came back and I'm like, there's nothing wrong.

596
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400
I have some soot on my car.

597
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Yeah, there's there's nothing else really wrong with it.

598
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,400
I think it seems to be working.

599
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,400
There was a fire.

600
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400
There was a fire.

601
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400
This this shit was funny this week.

602
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,400
Tyler, listen to this one.

603
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:52,400
So the Secret Service director and was being grilled by Congress this week.

604
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,400
The new Secret Service director.

605
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,400
Yeah.

606
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:01,400
So this is a Pat Phelan and the Secret Service director getting into a screaming match.

607
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Yes, Senate about 9 11.

608
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,400
Oh, that's awesome.

609
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,400
I am closest to the president of the United States.

610
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,400
This is gold security wise.

611
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400
The sack of the detail.

612
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,400
So special agent in charge of the detail.

613
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,400
Were you the special agent in charge of the detail that day?

614
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,400
That's the congressman actually.

615
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400
Let me address this.

616
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400
Could you please staff?

617
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400
No, leave that one up with the circle around me.

618
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400
Thank you.

619
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Actually, Congressman, what you're not seeing is the sack of the detail off out of the pictures view.

620
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:42,400
And that is the day where we remember the more than 3000 people that have died on 9 11.

621
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,400
I actually responded to ground zero.

622
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,400
I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center.

623
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400
I was there at fresh kills.

624
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,400
I'm not asking you that.

625
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,400
I'm asking you.

626
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400
You were the secret agent in charge.

627
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Show respect for a secret service member that died on 9 11.

628
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,400
You're trying to be do not invoke 9 11 for political purposes.

629
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,400
I'm not.

630
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,400
I'm infoking this.

631
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,400
You are, sir.

632
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,400
This is crazy.

633
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Please.

634
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,400
Order.

635
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,400
I'm an elected member of Congress and I'm asking you a serious question.

636
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,400
And you are public servant who has served this nation.

637
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:24,400
And you won't answer the question on our day on our country's darkest day.

638
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,400
Committee will come to order.

639
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,400
Committee will come to order.

640
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,400
I love how the guy's like, hey, stop.

641
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,400
And they're very simple.

642
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,400
They're not true questions.

643
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,400
Were you the special agent in charge that day?

644
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,400
No, I wasn't.

645
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,400
I was there representing the United States Secret Service, sir.

646
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,400
He is dodging the question.

647
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400
You know why you were there?

648
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,400
Because you weren't listening for this job.

649
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,400
I was there to pay respect for a foreign member of this agency.

650
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400
You are out of line, Congressman.

651
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:54,400
Vice President Harris' life because you put those agents out of position.

652
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,400
Mr. Chairman.

653
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,400
Did you have a radio?

654
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,400
This is crazy.

655
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,400
I did, sir.

656
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,400
And you are out of line.

657
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Mr. Chairman.

658
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,400
You were there.

659
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,400
Did you have a radio?

660
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,400
He sounds like fucking Alex Jones in that one.

661
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,400
That's crazy.

662
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,400
That was wild.

663
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,400
I can't imagine if I was just sitting there, I would be like, damn.

664
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,400
They're fucking going at it.

665
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400
It sounds like an episode of this podcast.

666
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400
It really does.

667
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,400
I love this subtle.

668
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,400
I was expecting the Secret Service guy to be the one who blew up, not the Congressman.

669
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:29,400
The Congressman was the first one who was like, you fuck it.

670
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,400
I know.

671
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,400
I serve this country as a public servant.

672
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,400
Did you have a fucking radio?

673
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,400
Can you imagine how stressful it is to be fucking interviewed by Congress?

674
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,400
I wouldn't care.

675
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,400
Yeah, probably not too great.

676
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,400
I can't imagine.

677
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400
He was definitely dodging that question, though, in all fairness.

678
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,400
They did ask him a pretty simple question.

679
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,400
Congress would be like, Mr. Lee.

680
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,400
He just started sharing a war story.

681
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,400
Mr. Lee, what do you think about this?

682
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,400
I don't really fucking know.

683
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,400
What happened the night you murdered that child?

684
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,400
It was a traumatic day.

685
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400
How could you bring that up?

686
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,400
I don't want to relive that.

687
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,400
How could you?

688
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400
Oh, you're such a bad person.

689
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,400
Don't ask me about that.

690
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,400
The knife was in my hands and I was stabbing the baby.

691
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,400
Oh, fuck.

692
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400
I shouldn't have said that.

693
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,400
I plead the fifth.

694
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,400
Fuck.

695
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,400
I rest my case.

696
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,400
Fuck.

697
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,400
On episode 68 of Untitled Podcast, you said horse cum 68 times.

698
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,400
What do you mean by horse cum?

699
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,400
Exactly what I said.

700
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,400
Horse cum.

701
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,400
How could you talk about horse cum?

702
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,400
It's a traumatic event.

703
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,400
Why would you bring that up?

704
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:43,400
The Republicans are really fucking grilling the Secret Service about the assassination

705
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,400
shit.

706
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,400
I wish they should.

707
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,400
Is it that guy that they're grilling about it?

708
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,400
Yeah.

709
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,400
He's the new, the old director was a lady that resigned.

710
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,400
Yeah, because she knew that she was going to get fucked if she didn't.

711
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,400
Wait, did she resign after the Trump assassination?

712
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,400
Yeah.

713
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,400
Okay.

714
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400
That makes sense.

715
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,400
Because they were focusing on...

716
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400
Yeah, that was a fucking joke.

717
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:10,800
They were focusing on DEI hires of... She literally went on record and said that she

718
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:16,920
wanted the Secret Service to be more than 50% women by 2025 or something.

719
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:22,760
It's like, guys, I'm all for having women and shit like that, but shouldn't it be the

720
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:27,800
best people for the job, not just that you're a woman and that you want to be in the Secret

721
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Service?

722
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,960
Yeah, you got to hire the best candidate for the job.

723
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,480
Which absolutely could be a woman, but you can't just have placement hires for the sake

724
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,480
of it being a woman.

725
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,280
Being 50% women.

726
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:45,160
It's like, guys, you do realize that that's really not the best tactic of doing things.

727
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,160
Yeah.

728
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,800
They should just make it so like... We could say that 50% of women are interviewed for

729
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,440
the job, but we're going to hire the best candidates.

730
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,880
I mean, you could... That's...

731
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,160
Well, technically, they should be interviewing everyone.

732
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,880
They can't gender discriminate in general.

733
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,880
That's what I'm saying.

734
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,880
Yeah.

735
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,400
They should just be like, if you go for the job, you get the job if you're the best person

736
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,400
for the job.

737
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:16,600
It shouldn't be this whole fucking... I think it's almost insulting to women if you're like,

738
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:22,520
hey, we don't think that you could get this job without us putting these in place.

739
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,520
We're going to say, hey...

740
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,720
Yeah, you're being inclusive for the sake of being inclusive.

741
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,720
It's diverse.

742
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,720
I'm sorry, diverse.

743
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:33,000
But it also... Doesn't it seem insulting?

744
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,600
If we went to a job field, let's say... I don't fucking know.

745
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,320
We'll say, we're all going to try to work at McDonald's.

746
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,320
I'd say it's somewhere in the middle.

747
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,320
I wouldn't...

748
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,720
No, but if they... McDonald's had like...

749
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,920
I'm not a rat.

750
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:53,560
If McDonald's hired 70% women and they're like, all right, we're going to try to make

751
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,280
it 50% men, but guess what?

752
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:01,960
You go in and I'm like, hey, I have qualifications, blah, blah, blah, and a woman has the same

753
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,400
qualifications and they're like, well, you're going to get the job because you're a man

754
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,280
and we need to get 50% men in this job field.

755
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,600
I'd be like, so... What?

756
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,600
What?

757
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:18,400
But there was like, so are you saying that I wouldn't have got the job if I wasn't a

758
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,920
man type thing?

759
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,720
I feel like I'd be insulted if they did something like that.

760
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:31,560
Like, hey, yeah, you have the same or less certifications and shit as this man here,

761
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,920
but because you're a woman and we want to get 50% women, you're the one that we hired.

762
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,100
But isn't that just kind of pandering to me?

763
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,100
It feels like...

764
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,100
It's all politics.

765
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:44,880
It's all politics and all politics is money.

766
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,440
It's all about money at the root.

767
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Yes.

768
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,440
Amen.

769
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:54,720
I just feel like the whole getting 50% women in all job fields, which I thought was a really

770
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:59,600
interesting thing that I saw a person online, them arguing about.

771
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,960
A woman was arguing that there's less than 50% women in Congress or something, and then

772
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,760
a guy goes, and she just goes, and this is about equality and representation.

773
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,160
He just goes, why aren't you upset that construction is 90% men?

774
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,080
It's like, if we're going for equal everything, why aren't you trying to fight for the rights

775
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,280
for women to be construction workers?

776
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,360
Why aren't you fighting for the rights for women to be McDonald's workers?

777
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,520
Or road workers or fucking-

778
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:32,160
And in regards to Congress thing, just, I don't know, vote for women then?

779
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,680
That's the choice of the people.

780
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,960
That's an elected office.

781
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,000
You can't be like, there needs to be more women.

782
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,400
Like, all right, then make it happen.

783
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,400
I don't know what to say.

784
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,440
I don't care if you're a fucking woman, a fucking gay, a transsexual, like whatever.

785
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,600
If you're the best person for the job, get the fucking job.

786
00:38:53,600 --> 00:39:00,800
If you're a fucking bi transgender person, but you're 100% the best person for the job,

787
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,600
I think you should get the job.

788
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,800
But also, if you're a cis white male-

789
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,200
Tyler, that might have been the most progressive thing I've ever heard.

790
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200
I know, right?

791
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,200
Which is pretty funny because-

792
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,200
Last time.

793
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,640
This is pretty funny, that's like the floor.

794
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,640
Last time you were-

795
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Being progressive.

796
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,360
You just spoke about everyone is like, I think whoever's most qualified should get it.

797
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,360
It doesn't matter what they are.

798
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,360
I've never heard you say that before.

799
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:29,840
I don't want to hear about any of this and this field.

800
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,840
There shouldn't be that.

801
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,840
They can do it better.

802
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,440
As long as they're not in the military, right Tyler?

803
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:39,480
I just think that the trans in the military is a shitty issue because we're going to have

804
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,600
to pay for their fucking shit.

805
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,560
What if they're the most qualified candidate for the job, Tyler?

806
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,800
I think that if we have a man who's trying to be a woman, but they're fucking a six-four

807
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:56,280
linebacker for the Buffalo Bills, be like, all right, go kill some motherfuckers.

808
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,200
I don't think that we should pay for fucking cutting your dick off surgeries.

809
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,240
I feel like cosmetic surgery should not be covered under the Military Act.

810
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,240
Yeah.

811
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:10,960
I mean, I want to, okay, so I'm going to be devil's advocate here again because I'm sort

812
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,440
of right in the middle.

813
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,520
I don't disagree with you.

814
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,040
I don't think that that surgery should be covered just because you're in the military,

815
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,840
but I also don't think that you can refer to that surgery as a cosmetic surgery.

816
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,920
It is a cosmetic surgery.

817
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,800
It's the definition of a cosmetic surgery.

818
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,600
In terms of what you're doing, yes, but in terms of like the-

819
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,120
The DSM-5 still considers transgenderism a mental illness?

820
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,160
Yeah, but the DSM-5 also doesn't recognize a bunch of other shit, so you can't really

821
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,560
base it on that.

822
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,280
It's the leading psychological-

823
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,720
Well, here's the thing.

824
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:46,000
It doesn't actually matter if it's a mental illness or not.

825
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yes.

826
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,160
No, it doesn't actually matter.

827
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,840
There's also another disorder.

828
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,360
I forgot what it's called, but it's-

829
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,960
Oh, I like that argument.

830
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,160
That's a good way to put it.

831
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,720
Because I don't know.

832
00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,720
You're a Christian, right?

833
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:00,720
I'm a Catholic.

834
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:08,680
I support freedom of religion, so everybody has their own beliefs that make them happy.

835
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,920
So if this belief is making someone happy, how is that different from religion?

836
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:17,480
As a Catholic, do I have the government pay for me to get Catholic reassignment surgery?

837
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,920
The government actually pays, gives churches tax breaks.

838
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,200
It's a fucking church.

839
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,760
It doesn't have taxes, but that's not only Catholics.

840
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,120
That's every fucking church.

841
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,960
You could start a thing and call it a church.

842
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,680
I don't think he was going at Catholics.

843
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,680
I think that-

844
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,320
No, but I'm just saying, if you wanted to, you could game the system.

845
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,880
There's a cult that was labeled new friends or something.

846
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,280
It was a legit cult, but they labeled themselves a religion.

847
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,640
They were making- No, it was Oculus Osiris.

848
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:53,680
They labeled themselves as a religion.

849
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,720
They were making millions and not having to pay taxes on it at all because they were a

850
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,720
church.

851
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,760
Sounds like a bunch of churches I know.

852
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760
Right?

853
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Right?

854
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:09,520
Listen, you're saying that transgenderism or whatever you want to call it is a mental

855
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,520
illness.

856
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,560
I'm saying that religion is a mental illness, but that's also socially acceptable.

857
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,520
That's a crazy take.

858
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,120
Yeah, I know, right?

859
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,040
90% of the people in America-

860
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,120
God, you two are equally as extreme just on opposite sides.

861
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880
I love watching this.

862
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,280
I never agree with either of you.

863
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,280
This is fantastic.

864
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,000
All right there, Karl Marx.

865
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Chill out.

866
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,680
The discrimination I face being an atheist.

867
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,680
The extermination.

868
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680
Discrimination.

869
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,680
You said extermination.

870
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,680
Yeah, he said discrimination.

871
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,680
I definitely believe in God.

872
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,920
If you say you don't believe in God, 90% of people will look at you like you're the fucking

873
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920
devil.

874
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,640
Well, if you say that you believe in God and they're like, all right, what denomination

875
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:54,040
are you, whatever the other denominations of whatever faith you are are going to hate

876
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,200
you no matter what.

877
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,200
So being-

878
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,200
That's why I hate religion.

879
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,200
Right, yeah.

880
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,600
Like the main reason I stay away.

881
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:09,000
As a side story here, me and my fiance are two different denominations of Christianity.

882
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,720
I'm a Catholic and she's a Lutheran Methodist.

883
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:19,300
When we first started dating, we disagreed on a whole bunch of shit about our religions

884
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:26,640
because a Catholic, we think that the body and blood of Christ are legitimately the body

885
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:31,820
and blood of Christ imbued into the bread and wine.

886
00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:37,480
We have saints, we have several other things that are just Catholic specific things.

887
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,200
Then she is like, that's heretical.

888
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,920
I'm like, you're heretical.

889
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:46,760
We just jokingly argue back and forth about how heretical each other's religion was.

890
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,760
Heretical was-

891
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,480
Tyler, I have a take that I know is going to piss you off, but I do need to voice it.

892
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:58,800
As somebody who's really not all that religious, watching all these people and part of their

893
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,600
own religions and they all have it out for a couple other different ones, there's very

894
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,160
few that are completely without conflict.

895
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,880
There's so many, it's like I'm watching sports.

896
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,880
I know.

897
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,880
It just makes you realize how much none of them makes sense.

898
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,940
I know that it's different from sports because it's people's spiritual beliefs, but the way

899
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:21,040
people talk about it and the way people feel about it, it's remarkably similar.

900
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:28,320
It's just that Catholics are right about everything and every other denomination is wrong.

901
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,360
They all feel the other way.

902
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,880
That's like saying, I think the Yankees are the best team in the league and everyone who

903
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,880
sees it another way is wrong.

904
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,120
Go Yankees, fuck everyone else.

905
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,040
You're all going to hell, but I'm going to heaven because I'm a Yankees fan.

906
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,040
Fuck you.

907
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,200
I just think it's funny.

908
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,640
I don't disagree entirely with that.

909
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:58,000
I feel like most religions are shattered off of... There is a one true religion, but I

910
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,360
also think that-

911
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,360
It's mine.

912
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,280
I think Catholicism is the closest to it.

913
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:08,080
I don't think it's perfect, but I feel in the actual Bible, it says that the church

914
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:13,120
was shattered into a bunch of little pieces, but I think certain religions have bigger

915
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,120
pieces than others.

916
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:22,440
If you think about the entire, the one true religion that's the truth is that window frame,

917
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,760
that window, and you take a hammer to it-

918
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,000
No, it's because they all originated around the same time.

919
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,040
Can I finish my fucking sentence?

920
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,080
Jesus Christ.

921
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,700
You think about it as a window and you shatter a window with a hammer.

922
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:40,320
There's going to be bigger pieces and there are going to be smaller pieces.

923
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:47,360
They all fit into the window frame, but some of the pieces are on the complete opposite

924
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,420
end of the window that aren't connected to your window shit, like your piece of glass

925
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,840
that is your own thing.

926
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,960
This is a hell of a metaphor here.

927
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:02,840
I feel like we all have a piece of the window, but some of them just don't match up to other

928
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,520
pieces of the window.

929
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,720
Because they're on the other side of the window, but still part of the same window, you just

930
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,520
don't see them as part of the same window.

931
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:16,760
To all those listeners out there, if you got a piece of a window, you hold on to that piece

932
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:21,840
of the window by your dear life and you keep believing in it, you keep believe, hold on

933
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,480
to the piece of the window.

934
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,480
If you understood what Tyler just-

935
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:32,040
We are fucking going to the levels of fucking, of the amount that this microphone can handle.

936
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,920
If you understand what Tyler just said, email us.

937
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,960
Untellapodcast73 at gmail.com.

938
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,680
I just think it's funny.

939
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,120
What is your big qualm against religion?

940
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,120
Wait, we're looking to say this.

941
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,440
I feel like we had this argument every time for the last 20 episodes.

942
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,760
First of all, I think this is funny because I've seen this going around a lot on social

943
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,080
media and it's about the Trump immigration issue.

944
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:02,160
Because the Bible, Leviticus 19.33 says, when a foreigner resides among you and your land,

945
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,800
do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native born.

946
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,800
Love them as yourself.

947
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,800
For you were foreigners in Egypt.

948
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,800
I am the Lord your God.

949
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,920
That was the Old Testament, the New Testament.

950
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,160
Oh, it's the Jewish one, so it doesn't count.

951
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,800
It is the Jewish one.

952
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,600
That's the old law.

953
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:24,120
Basically what that's saying is don't fucking just kill them, fucking treat them like they're

954
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,520
humans but also there's other parts.

955
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,320
The Bible has a whole bunch of things that overwrite the Old Testament and the New Testament.

956
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,800
Basically it says that there's people that are going to try to infiltrate your community

957
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:39,160
that don't belong in your community.

958
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,320
They came with malicious intent and you rebuke the people with malicious intent.

959
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,000
They enter your land, Casey, with a religious jihad.

960
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,560
I think you're just choosing to ignore some things that the Bible says like that.

961
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,440
For the sake of the... For the fact of the record, I was using jihad in its actual...

962
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,360
It can apply to any religion.

963
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,160
I was not singling out any of this.

964
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,040
You shall love your neighbor as yourself and who is your neighbor?

965
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,800
Anyone in need, even people we might expect to shun.

966
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:14,520
As a person who's a staunch atheist, you trying to use the Bible as quotes against religion

967
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,480
is probably the stupidest fucking thing you can do.

968
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,480
I'm not using it against religion.

969
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,420
I'm using it against the legal immigration.

970
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:25,240
You're still using the Bible in a... It's like me trying to use an astrophysics textbook

971
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,680
and try to use that as an argument for something I don't understand.

972
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,680
Well, I don't know.

973
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Actually, no.

974
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,920
He's just pointing out statements that religions supposedly stand by, but it doesn't work that

975
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920
way in reality.

976
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,920
Right.

977
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,920
Trump, this fucking moron has a book now.

978
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,240
Has his own version of the Bible.

979
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,240
That's heretical.

980
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,240
I know.

981
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:45,880
He's talking about like... I'm proud to be partnering with my very good friend, Lee Greenwood.

982
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:51,280
Who doesn't love his song, God Bless the USA, in connection with promoting the God Bless

983
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,520
the USA Bible.

984
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,240
This Bible is the King James Version and also includes our founding father documents.

985
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,040
Yes, the Constitution, which I'm proud of.

986
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,040
That's weird.

987
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,040
That's really weird.

988
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,040
I don't fucking like that.

989
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:10,960
He's saying... He's literally putting the Constitution and the Bible into his own book.

990
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,040
He's literally mixing church and state.

991
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,640
Yeah, you need to separate God and country.

992
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,840
What the fuck?

993
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,280
We knew this was going to happen, right?

994
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280
Oh my God.

995
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,280
That's scary, dude.

996
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,280
Yeah.

997
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,800
He's just not making more major waves.

998
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,800
That's pretty crazy.

999
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:32,360
Yeah, he's talking about bringing Christianity back into schools, teaching it as fact and

1000
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,800
shit.

1001
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,160
You can't do that.

1002
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,320
That's too traditional.

1003
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,720
I'm all for some traditional beliefs.

1004
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,440
That is fucking way too far, though.

1005
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,080
You got to separate God and state.

1006
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,160
You can't have those two together.

1007
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,160
You just can't.

1008
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160
That's crazy.

1009
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,920
Tyler agrees that the Bible shouldn't be part of the Constitution.

1010
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,920
You can't.

1011
00:49:53,920 --> 00:50:00,000
Imagine raising a child who's not Christian or Catholic, and you're trying to teach them

1012
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,760
a religion, and then they go to school and they get told that what they believe in is

1013
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,760
wrong.

1014
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,680
That's a situation that should not occur.

1015
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,680
That can't happen.

1016
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:13,880
You can't be teaching... It's okay to teach the history of religions, but you got to cover

1017
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880
them then.

1018
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,200
I'm not saying cover every religion, there's too many of them, but you got to point out

1019
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,200
the big ones.

1020
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:24,480
Not to say many of them are... People say, why are you teaching my kids evolution that's

1021
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,480
going against the beliefs that I taught them?

1022
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:33,880
I definitely remember learning about different religions and shit in school, but I feel like

1023
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,640
that was in a social studies class, to be honest.

1024
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,640
It was history.

1025
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,640
It wasn't a social studies class.

1026
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,640
It was history.

1027
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:47,280
Basically, I think that I don't necessarily agree...

1028
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,280
Do one more.

1029
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:55,760
I don't agree that the Bible should be taught as fact in a public setting.

1030
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,640
No, it should be taught in the church and at home.

1031
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:05,080
Do I think that the Bible... It's got time and a place, and it's not in

1032
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,440
a school.

1033
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,000
Do I think that the Bible is a thing that is fact?

1034
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,040
Personally, yes, but I'm not going to force another person to do it.

1035
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:20,360
That goes actually against what the whole teachings of Christianity and Catholicism

1036
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,360
is.

1037
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,360
Exactly.

1038
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,080
Why do they keep fucking trying?

1039
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,080
This is always been an argument our whole life.

1040
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:33,040
It's specifically the evangelical Christian right that is fucking insane.

1041
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,040
Think of Joel Olsteen type motherfuckers.

1042
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,600
Those motherfuckers are the ones that are pushing for this shit.

1043
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:46,740
The Joel Olsteen level people... Think of how many people go to see Joel Olsteen.

1044
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:48,320
Think of those fucking retards.

1045
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,040
It's like 10,000 people in this fucking megachurch.

1046
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,880
Those fucking retards are the ones that are trying to put this into... force this in

1047
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,880
the schools and stuff.

1048
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:57,880
How can you call them retards though?

1049
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,120
Because they're just believing in religion.

1050
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,680
They're being misguided by a fucking false prophet.

1051
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,520
But you believe the same thing though.

1052
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,520
No, I don't.

1053
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,120
I don't believe in what the evangelicals believe.

1054
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:16,280
The evangelicals were a fucking Christian right that was started in America in the 1800s.

1055
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:20,640
Basically they believe in prosperity gospel and a whole bunch of other shit that is heretical

1056
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,720
in most other Christianity things.

1057
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:29,400
But because the Bible Belt is mostly evangelical Christians, the people who are doing this

1058
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:34,320
shit are the evangelicals and I disagree with most of the evangelical teachings.

1059
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:40,840
The overall God is the creator, that's a basic thing that you need for Christianity.

1060
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:46,680
All their fucking bonus shit that they do for fucking evangelicals is fucking retarded.

1061
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:51,200
If you think of Joel Olsteen, you think of the fucking lizard looking motherfucker.

1062
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,040
You look at all these other motherfucking televangelist people.

1063
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,760
They're all fucking evil and they're Pharisees.

1064
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,640
The Bible would call them Pharisees.

1065
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:09,320
I disagree with evangelical teachings on almost every fucking level besides that God created

1066
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,600
earth and Jesus was his son.

1067
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,760
That's pretty much where our similarities end.

1068
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,200
That's the big thing.

1069
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:24,120
All Christianity gets lumped into, if there is a single group of Christians that did something,

1070
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,440
all Christianity gets lumped in with that group.

1071
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,360
I think a lot of groups did something like Catholics, evangelicals, Mormons.

1072
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:40,440
What I'm trying to say is that if, let's say, the whole molestation thing that happened

1073
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:48,120
back in the 80s and 90s with the Catholic Church happened, it shined a bad light on

1074
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,880
all Christianity.

1075
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:55,160
Obviously, all priests are not child molesters.

1076
00:53:55,160 --> 00:54:00,760
It's a lot, but there's a but there.

1077
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:04,720
It's a bigger percentage than the general population.

1078
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,160
It's actually way less than you'd fucking think it is.

1079
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,320
School teachers are the highest.

1080
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,200
Second highest is guidance counselors.

1081
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,920
Third highest is- Yeah, but per capita, I'm sure it's-

1082
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,480
Per capita, it's even per capita, it's that.

1083
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:22,400
I literally looked into this because I knew this would come up on the podcast eventually.

1084
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:29,920
Per capita and per the people, percentage-wise, a school teacher is the absolute highest.

1085
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,520
I think number 14- Show me the numbers.

1086
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,080
Show me the numbers, Mason.

1087
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,440
I can just see Tyler Googling child molesters- You could be right, but I want to see the

1088
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440
numbers.

1089
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440
I want to actually believe this.

1090
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,440
I'm not disagreeing with you.

1091
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:49,640
I'm saying it's a larger percentage than exists in the general population, right?

1092
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,080
That's a crazy search.

1093
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:58,280
I don't know if I told you guys, I know it's been a while, but I fucking, I remember one,

1094
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,120
I was looking up the name of a horror movie.

1095
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,560
I think it was the last episode where I was like, hey, it was like a Korean horror movie

1096
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,400
where dude's girlfriend gets raped and murdered in the beginning.

1097
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,000
One of my coworkers got onto a computer I was charting on and it was signed into my

1098
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Google user because I use a lot of that for my charting.

1099
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,600
They popped into the search bar to go to their charting website on my user and they just

1100
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,640
saw that as the top search result.

1101
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,800
What was the top search?

1102
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:30,320
It was like Korean horror movie where guy's girlfriend gets raped and murdered in the

1103
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,320
beginning.

1104
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,920
They were like, what are you looking up?

1105
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,200
Are you looking up a fucking snuff film?

1106
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,040
That's like, no man, I was on a podcast, I couldn't remember the name.

1107
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,080
What I'm more blown away is that it fucking got it.

1108
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,760
It was like the first or second search result.

1109
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,760
What movie is it?

1110
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,760
I can't remember.

1111
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,560
It's something like they call them the devil or something.

1112
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,880
I would have to look it up again and then we're going to run into the same problem again.

1113
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,000
It's something with the devil.

1114
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
I don't know.

1115
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:04,320
It was just like a serial killer mystery movie, but it's like a horror, a lot of body horror.

1116
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:10,120
I hate fucking logging into a public computer, not even at work, just in general, if you're

1117
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,600
just doing something.

1118
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,880
Someone forgets to sign out of their email and you're just like, oh god.

1119
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,680
I went to, I forgot what I was doing.

1120
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:26,040
I think I was at a library or something at Hudson Valley when I was going to school.

1121
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,040
They had the public computers for people and somebody forgot to sign out of their account

1122
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:35,240
and I just fucking disconnected and just kept doing my research on it.

1123
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,800
I typed in the thing and it was just literally just gay porn.

1124
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,080
I'm like, what?

1125
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:47,040
I looked over and I saw in the corner it was signed into X-Person's fucking thing.

1126
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:52,640
I'm like, I'm going to log out and then I'm going to sign in.

1127
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,000
I'm like, it's like big black cock destroys white bussy or some shit.

1128
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
I'm like-

1129
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Jesus Christ.

1130
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I'm like-

1131
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,960
Get me out of here.

1132
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
I've seen something.

1133
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,520
You feel dirty after it.

1134
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,720
I didn't need to know that.

1135
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,320
I didn't need to know that.

1136
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,000
Even funnier if it's a person that you know and you're like, oh.

1137
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,480
There was a kid in my fucking high school, no, it was middle school at this point, right

1138
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:22,320
around the time where Facebook was getting really popular in our age group.

1139
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:29,160
The kid made his Facebook and then started sharing all this porn to his page thinking

1140
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,240
that nobody could see it.

1141
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,360
Me and a couple of other... I was kind of friends with him.

1142
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:40,120
I was like, dude, your friends are half the high school in there and dude, that shit's

1143
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,120
all public.

1144
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,860
He got 50... I remember there was comments on it.

1145
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:46,000
People were ripping the kid to shreds.

1146
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,600
I don't know how you bounce back from that.

1147
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,000
How do you show up into school?

1148
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
He didn't know.

1149
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,800
He didn't know it was public.

1150
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,800
He thought he was saving it as... He thought he was bookmarking it, I guess.

1151
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:01,760
He thought he could go back to it, but he didn't realize that he was sharing it.

1152
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,120
He wasn't just liking it.

1153
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:07,520
He was fucking sharing it and it was popping up all over.

1154
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,680
It wasn't even called the timeline back then.

1155
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:15,080
It was like your wall and it was all over his fucking wall, just porn, porn, porn.

1156
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,080
When I was 13-

1157
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,080
It's like 15.

1158
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,800
When I was 13, they had... That's when I first got my Facebook.

1159
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Fuck, I'm sorry.

1160
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,920
He had to be 13 actually.

1161
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,920
I don't know what happened.

1162
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:29,560
I was 13 and there was... They still have pages back then.

1163
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,480
Being 13 years old, you're just like, I'm going to like the page called Boobs.

1164
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,720
I didn't realize that back then at least when you liked the page, it went directly onto

1165
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,720
your fucking thing.

1166
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:46,160
I'm like, oh no.

1167
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,920
Going on to weird porn shit that your friends did.

1168
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:54,400
That's like a topic you can draw from.

1169
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,400
There's multiple stories.

1170
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,400
I do actually have multiple stories.

1171
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,400
I don't have any stories.

1172
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,920
I happily don't have many of them.

1173
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,880
There was a kid in my high school.

1174
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,520
He was big, looked like Don Juan, motherfucker.

1175
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,520
Huge black dude.

1176
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,520
He looked like Dave Blunt.

1177
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,520
Unironically, looked like Dave Blunt.

1178
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,520
Unironically.

1179
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,000
He's wheeling his O2 cylinder behind him.

1180
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:23,240
He's fucking at least 350 pounds at 14, 15 years old and he's like 5'3".

1181
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,240
I'm like, this kid is fucking nuts.

1182
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,520
A rather large fellow.

1183
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,840
He's a rotund fella.

1184
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:34,720
He just was in the back of class and you just hear, ah, ee, ah, ee, ee.

1185
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:39,360
I'm like... Everyone is kind of like, what the fuck are you doing back there?

1186
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,840
This kid's like... Didn't realize he didn't have his headphones

1187
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,840
plugged in.

1188
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,840
Oh shit, ah.

1189
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:44,840
He's like, whatever man.

1190
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,840
I'm just watching porn.

1191
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,840
He's just openly, he didn't care.

1192
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,840
He didn't give a shit.

1193
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,840
That's wild.

1194
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,840
That's crazy.

1195
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,840
We asked him what the next period is like.

1196
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,840
Do you watch porn back there?

1197
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,840
He goes, yo, check this out.

1198
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:02,840
Opens up his Safari app on his iPhone and I shit you not, he had 400 tabs of porn open.

1199
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,840
Check this out bro.

1200
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,840
You wanted on some of this?

1201
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,840
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

1202
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,840
It's like 400 pages of just fucking porn.

1203
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:18,840
I'm like, oh my God, do you know what clearing your history is?

1204
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:19,840
He's like, I'm not clearing my history.

1205
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,840
I got some good videos on here.

1206
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:26,200
Meanwhile, my fucking mom yelled at me because I got one of those I heart boobies bracelets

1207
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,200
in eighth grade.

1208
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,200
That's so vulgar.

1209
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:35,400
This kid had 400 plus tabs of fucking porn open and we're like, oh my God.

1210
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,400
He's like, yo, check this one out.

1211
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:43,480
He knew exactly every single tab that he had, which was even more shocking to me that he

1212
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,240
just like went through and he's like, yo, check out this one.

1213
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,840
That dude could pass a porn final exam.

1214
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:54,600
Like it got to the point like when somebody's like, they would show like it was a game.

1215
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,960
Like you'd get like the tits of a porn star and show it to him.

1216
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,960
He's like this.

1217
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:58,960
It's this one.

1218
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,400
I'd be like, or like the ass cheeks.

1219
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,640
Just a real connoisseur.

1220
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:08,040
This guy was like straight up like you could show him a fucking foot of a porn star and

1221
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,240
he'd be like, it's this one.

1222
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,860
And I'll be like, how do you know how?

1223
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:14,060
Like it's ridiculous.

1224
01:01:14,060 --> 01:01:19,560
But you guys ever, have you ever been present for a scenario where like your, your phones

1225
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,040
like hooked up to a Chromecast or something?

1226
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,280
I had something similar.

1227
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,880
I had something similar.

1228
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,480
Like the first time I ever got caught looking up porn, I almost did that shit a couple of

1229
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,480
times.

1230
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,480
I live with my mom.

1231
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,260
I was fucking Chromecasted porn to the TV.

1232
01:01:33,260 --> 01:01:35,000
He was watching TV on.

1233
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:40,080
So I saved my, I never did it, but I saved myself every time.

1234
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,120
It's still was like a kick in the, it does like the thing where it pops up like where

1235
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,640
it's like, do you want to cast this to Chrome TV?

1236
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,160
But I was, you click a video and then you hear that it's not playing your phone and

1237
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,880
just like my gut reactions just turned down.

1238
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:52,880
Turned.

1239
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:59,520
I was, I was, I think 12 and like, I was just looking up like, you know, lesbians kissing

1240
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,920
on like my, my family computer and shit.

1241
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,200
And then like you probably just type boobs in the search.

1242
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,880
It was pretty, it was, it was like shit.

1243
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:11,800
Like on that level, I wish I, I wish I could go back in time and see what my first porn

1244
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,800
search was.

1245
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,560
My first porn start was boobs.

1246
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,560
It was literally boobs.

1247
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:20,800
Probably be like women with clothes not on.

1248
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,000
It was, it was free.

1249
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:29,680
I remember my first one was my first porn, my first porn search was just the word sex.

1250
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:34,360
It was just the word sex and like it came up and it was the first time I saw a vagina.

1251
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,720
I'm like, what the fuck is that?

1252
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,400
Like I feel like mine probably was some of the wrong around the same lines of like people

1253
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,400
having sex.

1254
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:44,880
Do you remember like the first time that you saw a vagina, you're like, what the fuck is

1255
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:45,880
that thing?

1256
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,360
Like, I was like, is she hurt?

1257
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,360
Yeah, they do.

1258
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,880
They do a pretty bad way of, of really showing it to us.

1259
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:57,240
Like in sex ed, it's like, yeah, I was expecting this weird tea looking thing.

1260
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,240
Yeah.

1261
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,840
It just looks like an ax wound.

1262
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,440
Like yeah, teacher did say it was going to look a lot different than the diagram.

1263
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,440
Yeah.

1264
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,000
But like I remember the first time I saw a vagina online, I'm like, what the fuck is

1265
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
that?

1266
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,680
Well, like I'm like, oh my God, what is that?

1267
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:19,880
Like I was like, like, you know, I have some people like, I had a busy year.

1268
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:25,040
Like I just remember like the whole like thing, like some people are like, oh yeah, I knew

1269
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,240
what they looked like cause I had like to change my sister's diapers or like whatever.

1270
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,480
And I'm like, I never knew what the fucking vagina looked like until I saw one online.

1271
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,080
And then I'm like, what the fuck is that thing?

1272
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:40,200
And then I'm like, and then like, I'm like, I don't, I don't know how I feel about that.

1273
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:41,200
That's that's kind of scary.

1274
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,200
Cause I'm fucking gay.

1275
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,200
Cause I'm gay.

1276
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,200
But then like, I'm like, okay.

1277
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
And then I guys, I got older.

1278
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
I'm like, oh, I get it.

1279
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,200
You put your fucking dick in there.

1280
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,200
And I'm like, cool.

1281
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,200
That's, that's, that's much better.

1282
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,200
You know, as you get older, you know, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1283
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:55,520
I'm like, cool, that's, that's, that's much better, you know, as you get older, it's like,

1284
01:03:55,520 --> 01:04:00,000
oh, I get the, I get the, I get the hype behind the pussy.

1285
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,640
But like, I first saw that I'm like, what the fuck is, and like, first time you watch,

1286
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,640
it's like, what?

1287
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,960
And like the first time like I watched like a porn, like I didn't know how like sex looked.

1288
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,880
I'm like, that just looks terrifying.

1289
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:16,960
I just remember distinctly being in like fifth grade and I remember just maliciously spreading

1290
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,940
information as I usually did.

1291
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:21,640
There was some third grader where it's like, what?

1292
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:22,640
You know how sex work?

1293
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,240
And I was like, yeah, bro.

1294
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:28,720
You stick your penis into their private part and you pee.

1295
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:34,320
I just remember I carried that belief firmly until I went through sex.

1296
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,680
I was like, oh, why is the pee white?

1297
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:43,080
I was like, and all I can think in that moment, even as like a fifth grader, whatever I was,

1298
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:48,680
was just like, that motherfucker is running around telling people to piss.

1299
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:52,320
Listen people, that kid probably is going to have some fucked up fetish for the rest

1300
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,320
of his life.

1301
01:04:53,320 --> 01:05:01,080
So I, I remember one guy who was like the first kid to like jerk off would like told

1302
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,640
us he's like, you got what?

1303
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,640
This is fucking crazy.

1304
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,480
He's like, did you guys ever do this?

1305
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,880
And like, it's just like, what are you fucking talking about?

1306
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,840
Cause like when you watch this,

1307
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:23,480
So you're going to spit on your hand a little bit.

1308
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:28,520
But like, groundbreaking discovery guys.

1309
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:33,840
When you get home, like his kid like found out that if you hump a pillow, white shit

1310
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,960
comes out and it feels real good.

1311
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:40,560
So then like, he had like fucking 14 kids go home and hump a pillow until we fucking

1312
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:41,560
came.

1313
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,160
But like, he's like, what does it feel like?

1314
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:48,200
He's like, dude, like just imagine though, if like you like really had to pee real bad

1315
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,200
and then you went pee.

1316
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,600
And I'm like, so did you like you pee on your bed?

1317
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,320
He's like, no, it's a different thing.

1318
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,960
I'm like, no, it sounds like you're just peeing, dude.

1319
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:01,640
And then like I did it and I was like, wow, what the fuck is this?

1320
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:09,160
Like I remember that was my first time that I ever like actually completed.

1321
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,720
I was like, wow, that is something.

1322
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,920
Tyler, don't you think that that's a sacred experience that you shouldn't share with others?

1323
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,960
I just think it's funny.

1324
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,960
Welcome to the segment completion stories with Tyler.

1325
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,460
Episode one.

1326
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:27,280
So there I was 12 years old.

1327
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:31,440
I went home and I looked at that pillow and let me tell you, I felt something.

1328
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,200
But like it was like, it's just funny because like everybody remembers the first time that

1329
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,200
they came.

1330
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,440
Like it was, it's a, it was a fucking crazy experience.

1331
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,040
Yeah, I would say so.

1332
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,960
Like I, I just remember the first time that I did it.

1333
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:49,040
I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I'm opening, open enough to share my story about it.

1334
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,040
I do.

1335
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,960
I humped a pillow to completion, dude.

1336
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,840
Like that, that's, that's pretty fucking weird.

1337
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,400
I don't think you can top that.

1338
01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:01,560
I have a Scooby Doo stuffed animal.

1339
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,760
That just went straight down the wrong pipe.

1340
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,560
Did you fuck Scooby Doo?

1341
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
No.

1342
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,440
No, I didn't even hear what you said.

1343
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,200
I took a sip and it went straight down my fucking windpipe.

1344
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,920
No, I didn't have a pillow.

1345
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,520
Oh, I apologize if I hit you with that.

1346
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,560
There was no con, I tried to get my head down as quick as I could.

1347
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,560
No, you didn't.

1348
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:22,560
Oh fuck.

1349
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:23,560
Did you fuck Scooby Doo?

1350
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:24,560
Well, I didn't have a pillow.

1351
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,560
So you fucked Scooby Doo.

1352
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,560
You fucked Scooby?

1353
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,560
That was the, that was the hell of a fuck.

1354
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,880
What's the Scooby Doo?

1355
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,880
I'm coming onto you.

1356
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:41,000
So you just like, did you cut a hole in it or did you just like rub your dick against

1357
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
it?

1358
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Yeah, no.

1359
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000
You guys can compare techniques.

1360
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,360
I will go on the record and say I've never fucked a pillow.

1361
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,000
I'm not quite sure I could have a completion episode on that.

1362
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,000
I was just like, I'm loving legs and shit.

1363
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,680
I'm just like, what the fuck?

1364
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,680
What the fuck?

1365
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:07,400
I just remember like, just like rubbing against it and I'm like, oh.

1366
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,720
I'm getting so uncomfortable right now.

1367
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:14,080
But like the funniest thing was I thought, I didn't know that like you had to insert

1368
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:17,480
into like a vagina to like, to like, you know, have sex.

1369
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:19,720
So I just thought the tits were the major part.

1370
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:24,840
So I just balled up a bunch of socks and made fake tits on the pillow and rubbed against

1371
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:25,840
that.

1372
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:26,840
That's crazy.

1373
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:27,840
That's crazy.

1374
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,820
And then I'm like, oh, there's a hole.

1375
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:33,480
So then I found like, I had like a, like a thing of like old spice soap and I just cut

1376
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:36,720
a hole in it and fucked it.

1377
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:37,720
That's crazy, man.

1378
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,720
Dude, it was fucking so stupid.

1379
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,680
I want to be honest.

1380
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,400
I don't even know if I can remember the method.

1381
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,360
You'd think that this would be like a core memory for me.

1382
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,920
The more I think about it, I actually can't even remember.

1383
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,640
Was there anything weird that you did like that though?

1384
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,760
Do you like fuck a stuffed animal?

1385
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,440
Do you fucking make a fucking Fifi or some shit?

1386
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,440
Not really.

1387
01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,440
I don't think so.

1388
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:00,440
No, I remember.

1389
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,280
Did you ever make a Fifi?

1390
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,320
What is a Fifi?

1391
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,320
You're using that as a term.

1392
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,920
I feel like that's a term of endearment.

1393
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,600
No, it's, it was a, basically it's how prisoners, you know, make fleshlights.

1394
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,560
Oh, you've said this where it's like the glove in the sponge.

1395
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,560
Yeah.

1396
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,000
It's been brought up on several episodes.

1397
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Somehow.

1398
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:24,960
I fucking, I made a Fifi a couple of times and I'm like, I get it.

1399
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,440
This feels a lot better than my hand.

1400
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:30,560
But then I'm like, there's too much work to do with this, so I'm not going to do it anymore.

1401
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,560
Yeah.

1402
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,520
I can't say I have any like.

1403
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,520
Did you ever have a flashlight?

1404
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,120
I feel like you told me you had a flashlight.

1405
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,760
No, I've never used one.

1406
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,760
I've used one.

1407
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:44,120
Like I bought one, like one of the cheap like $15 ones from like Spencer's one time.

1408
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:48,560
And I'm like, like after I finished, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?

1409
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,320
I tossed that shit out immediately.

1410
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:54,320
But I was just like, I was like, like I spent $15 cause I'm like, it's like a shitty, like

1411
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,320
cheap fucking flashlight.

1412
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,320
I'm like, I'll fucking see how it is.

1413
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,480
And I'm like, I finished and I'm like, what have I done?

1414
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,480
Yeah.

1415
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:05,920
I feel like that has to be a moment of self-reflection where you're just kind of that post-nut clarity

1416
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,920
hit.

1417
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,720
That's how to, oh, there you go.

1418
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,360
There you go.

1419
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,360
Yeah.

1420
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:15,200
They've been, they've been cooking for a while.

1421
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,880
They've definitely been cooking for a while.

1422
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,960
I remember when I was in college, like one of the joke gifts that like just kept on getting

1423
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:25,840
bought for our friend group was like the mini female body, like this big, like that had

1424
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,520
like the big ass fucking tits that were like out to here and like the fucking vagina.

1425
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,520
I'm not going to lie.

1426
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:31,520
I have no idea what you're talking about.

1427
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:35,200
It was basically like, like a, like a half of a sex doll without the head and the legs.

1428
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,360
It was just like, those things have always freaked me.

1429
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,840
I get, I get ads on those on my fucking, so okay.

1430
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,640
So for the record, I don't watch porn.

1431
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:50,080
I have not for a very long time, but I get ads for like just weird shit constantly.

1432
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:54,480
Like I'll get it like a team who ad and it'll be like a fucking crack pipe next to like

1433
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:56,800
a prostate massager.

1434
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:01,160
And then like a fucking like one of those, like I just, I don't even like know what's

1435
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:02,160
going on anymore.

1436
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:06,480
But like the, the torso of like a sex doll was like the joke gift that just kept on getting

1437
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,040
bought for each of our birthdays.

1438
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,080
Like it just ended up being like a fucking like thing.

1439
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:15,360
And like they got me one on like my 20th birthday and they're like, yo, check it out.

1440
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:19,840
And I'm like, how, where the fuck am I going to put the asshole bro?

1441
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,840
It's the deluxe model.

1442
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,200
I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?

1443
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,200
Spanks it's ass.

1444
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,200
Yeah.

1445
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,200
Check this out.

1446
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,720
And like, and like, I'm like, where the fuck am I going to put, I get, I live with my

1447
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:31,520
parents still and I can't fit this in my fucking backpack.

1448
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,840
Like the fuck am I going to do with this?

1449
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,600
So I kept it in my trunk for a while.

1450
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,760
And I'm like, if the cops ever pull me over and open my trunk and just see a fucking torso

1451
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:43,960
of a fucking sex doll, they're going to be like, what the fuck's going on with this thing?

1452
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:44,960
Yeah.

1453
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,560
So I like, I can't imagine my girlfriend finding that.

1454
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,520
How do you explain that?

1455
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:56,240
So I ended up taking it into a trash bag and then bringing it down and I'm like, this just

1456
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,240
looks awful.

1457
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,240
Like a prank mail.

1458
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Yeah.

1459
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:00,240
I want to mail that to someone.

1460
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,640
Like that's why it was such a good gift because like you had to get rid of it somehow and

1461
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,760
there's no good way to get rid of it.

1462
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,040
Like, no, it's quite an unwieldy bastard.

1463
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,040
It's a fuck.

1464
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,720
And like you put it in a trash bag and you like throw it in your, so are they like heavy?

1465
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,000
They're like 25 pounds.

1466
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,000
That's wild.

1467
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,240
Like, and like, it's like, it's, I supposedly have to withstand a lot, but like it was so

1468
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,400
fucking fucking insane.

1469
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:27,200
I'm like, I have to like fucking like put this in like a trash bag and throw it out.

1470
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:31,520
And I'm like, but then it's like the trash people just see a torso in the fucking, it's

1471
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:36,520
like, it's such a good gag gift because it's so hard to get rid of.

1472
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:41,240
You just want to like throw it in like a bayou somewhere and like have a crocodile eat it.

1473
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:46,480
So what I ended up doing is I cut it in half and then I cut the tits off it and then like,

1474
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:48,840
kind of like spread it out between a couple of bags.

1475
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:53,040
And they're like, that's, and it was Christ, Jeffrey Dahmer.

1476
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:57,040
I think you've got way more.

1477
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:01,240
This is way more suspicious than if you just threw it out.

1478
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:05,000
Like in the future, why did you dismember this blow up?

1479
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:09,800
Because I thought it would be less like conspicuous if it wasn't like just threw away like one

1480
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,800
part each week.

1481
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:17,560
Like I didn't think that like, like a full like sex doll torso, like I'm like, okay,

1482
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,560
they look at that.

1483
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,640
They're going to be like, yo, that's like a person.

1484
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:25,360
But if you cut it in half and you cut the tips off and you do shit like Tyler, why is

1485
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,960
there a plastic tit in our freezer?

1486
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,640
What do you mean?

1487
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:32,760
I'm supposed to throw that out.

1488
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:33,760
I mean what?

1489
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:40,440
Like I do the, the, the, the torso of the sex doll is literally the funniest gift you

1490
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:41,440
can give to anybody.

1491
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,280
Cause it's so hard to get rid of.

1492
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,280
Like there's no good way to do it.

1493
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:50,400
Like that's why it was such a funny gift to keep giving to like people on their birthday

1494
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,480
cause it was just so hard to get rid of.

1495
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:53,480
Yeah.

1496
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,920
Like it doesn't matter if you had a girlfriend, it doesn't matter.

1497
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:59,240
Like if you lived with your parents or something, the funny part was just the, the, and like

1498
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,920
you had to give the story on how you got rid of it like type thing.

1499
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,280
Like that was like the joke.

1500
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,600
Like it's like, how'd you get rid of it?

1501
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,440
And then when I said that to like, are you a fucking serial killer or something?

1502
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,480
I would find a dumpster and throw it in it.

1503
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,480
Just toss it.

1504
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,320
I wouldn't, I don't think I'd put it in my home trash.

1505
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,680
I know what I'm getting you as your wedding present.

1506
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,680
It's just a torso for the sex doll.

1507
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:22,840
We're going to do the fucking untitled secret Santa and everybody's just going to buy a

1508
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,640
sex doll for one of us.

1509
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,280
So it was going to be like, fuck.

1510
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,280
Yeah.

1511
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:30,280
Baby.

1512
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,280
Yeah.

1513
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,280
Awesome.

1514
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,280
Tera.

1515
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,280
I, this is the only one I don't have.

1516
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,440
The worst part was it didn't have a head.

1517
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:40,440
It didn't have arms.

1518
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:41,440
It didn't have legs.

1519
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:45,000
It was just tits, ass, vagina, and like asshole.

1520
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Like that was it.

1521
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:50,480
I feel like I do need to say after saying that Dan, I know you're not here to defend

1522
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,480
yourself.

1523
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,480
I'm sorry about that one.

1524
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:57,320
But like the thing was you could get it on Amazon for $50.

1525
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,920
Like that was like the, the, the going rate for them at the time.

1526
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,000
That honestly could be worth it as a guy.

1527
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,540
It was so funny.

1528
01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:08,600
Like I, I, as like the best part is you don't have that problem of worrying about how to

1529
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,600
get rid of it.

1530
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:10,600
Yeah.

1531
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,680
Like you give it to somebody else and then they have to get rid of it, which is the funniest

1532
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,680
part.

1533
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:19,360
Like, like I gave, I sent that like my, my, my high school friend that I went to like

1534
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:25,200
I went to high school with obviously, but he moved to Arizona and like that was a gag

1535
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,080
gift that I sent him for his birthday one year.

1536
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:29,320
And he's like, how the fuck do I get rid of this?

1537
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,720
Like I can't just throw it out.

1538
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,040
And I'm like, that's the funny part.

1539
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:38,960
You don't, you either have to just live with it or you have to like find a way to get rid

1540
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,960
of it.

1541
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,880
And like some people would just be like, I can't throw it.

1542
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,440
I can't find a way to throw this out.

1543
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,800
So they just had a fucking sex doll torso in their fucking closet.

1544
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:51,760
The only thing I worry about with that is like, if I were to buy that on like Amazon,

1545
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,440
that's going to fuck my like search algorithm forever.

1546
01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:55,440
It doesn't actually.

1547
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:59,240
Like it did it for like, like a couple of weeks and go to Amazon and then just nothing

1548
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:05,600
but like dildos are popping in a, you might also like still be like trying to watch Amazon

1549
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,280
prime and be like, what the fuck?

1550
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,760
Like, what did you buy?

1551
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:11,880
I mean, you guys do like getting paid.

1552
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:12,880
You do that.

1553
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880
I do not.

1554
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,440
My words have been taken out of context for the last time.

1555
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,440
God damn it.

1556
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,920
I said, I try anything once we did, like, cause I had, I bought it for like a gag gift

1557
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:25,680
for a couple of my friends and like it, it fucks up your algorithm for like probably

1558
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,440
like a week and a half until like, you start like looking up like other stuff, but like,

1559
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,440
because you only bought one of them.

1560
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:35,280
Wait, stand still for a sec.

1561
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:40,680
We, we got a fucking feedback issue, but it's so fucking funny.

1562
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:43,000
Like that's a hysterical gag gift.

1563
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,480
I would, I would fucking do it.

1564
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,800
I wish I did that with my brother.

1565
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,640
I think I'm, I mailed a bag of dicks to my brother's house one time and he never got

1566
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:55,000
it either that or he never admitted to getting it because I did one of those things where

1567
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,120
like you spend like 10 bucks and it ships it over.

1568
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:01,640
It's like a bag of like, you can get like candy or some shit, but the cheap one is just

1569
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:09,000
the one where it's spring loaded dick, like just paper thin dicks and I delivered it and

1570
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:13,680
it's, I don't think my brother ever got it cause he, I don't think he, I don't think

1571
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,920
it would have pissed him off to the level of he wouldn't bring it up to me to like not

1572
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,120
let me get the satisfaction.

1573
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:21,200
I think he would have been like, dude, what the fuck is that thing?

1574
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,640
Well, what if my daughter was about to get home, right?

1575
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,120
Like I know he would have been funny about it.

1576
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:29,800
What if he gave him the sex, the sex doll torso?

1577
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:34,640
I don't think I would have the opportunity to do that because of his daughter, which

1578
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,640
sucks.

1579
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,760
I don't think that's such a good gag gift.

1580
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:41,640
Yeah, because like I don't want to be able, I don't want to like be like, Oh, but don't

1581
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,120
open it when she's around.

1582
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,960
Like I'd rather it be like that.

1583
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,440
That's just a hard situation to get him in.

1584
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:49,440
I should fucking do that.

1585
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:52,160
That's such a funny fucking thing though.

1586
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,080
Oh my God.

1587
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:57,480
So you guys got a new idea for a gag gift?

1588
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:58,480
You know, you're welcome.

1589
01:17:58,480 --> 01:17:59,480
Yup.

1590
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:00,480
I'll take that.

1591
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:03,880
I don't think I've, I've never been like a big gag.

1592
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:04,880
No I got my brother.

1593
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,040
Did I get my brother?

1594
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,240
I think I might've got my cousin.

1595
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:08,240
I can't remember.

1596
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,240
I got, it might've been a friend too.

1597
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,240
I honestly can't remember.

1598
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:14,840
I got a book where I was like sucking cock for beginners or something.

1599
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:20,160
It was some gag gift that like, I found it like some weird, like an FYE, like someplace

1600
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,880
that you just really wouldn't expect it.

1601
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:23,000
And it was super cheap.

1602
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:27,320
It was like literally just like the first couple of pages were real.

1603
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:31,840
And then it was like this kind of convincing cardboard thing that had like an almost paper

1604
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,840
like, like it looked like a book on the outside.

1605
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,280
It looked like a full size book.

1606
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:38,360
It was indistinguishable, but it wasn't actually.

1607
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:41,080
And then inside it was like a little gift box for something.

1608
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:45,200
Give me a Trump Bible as a gag gift.

1609
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:49,840
That is a, that's actually a pretty good, that's a good idea.

1610
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,840
Fuck.

1611
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:51,840
All right.

1612
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:52,840
Let's take a break.

1613
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:54,320
The teachings of Joel Olsteen.

1614
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,320
I would fucking burn it.

1615
01:18:56,320 --> 01:19:00,760
Just a box set of fucking Joel Olsteen videos.

1616
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:01,760
That would be great.

1617
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,760
Oh fuck.

1618
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:05,560
All right, we'll be back on the podcast.

1619
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,960
Where's, where's my left?

1620
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:16,840
That's my left.

1621
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,720
I feel like I have AIDS sometimes.

1622
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,840
Tyler can never eat.

1623
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:23,840
You rang the headphones.

1624
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,360
You know, the songs go, I know the songs going on.

1625
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,360
We're in this fucking game.

1626
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:28,360
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

1627
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:40,160
So we got a, we got a special guest for you.

1628
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,160
Special.

1629
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,160
I'm not on the podcast.

1630
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:47,600
We got Kyle Franklin from the survive the 6.5 podcast.

1631
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,320
We're doing a little collab here.

1632
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,480
A very different vibe to ours.

1633
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:59,720
He talks a lot about like EMS, mental health, awareness, stuff like that.

1634
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:04,280
So he's a friend of a friend of the show and he's going to be calling him.

1635
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:08,480
We're going to ask him some questions about survive the 6.5.

1636
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:10,480
Oh hell yeah.

1637
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:13,440
We're actually fucking stupid.

1638
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:16,440
Not wrong.

1639
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:25,440
We're going to, we're going to, we're getting them on the show now.

1640
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:28,440
Oh, what's up?

1641
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:29,920
Yo, welcome.

1642
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,440
Alright, special guest, Kyle Franklin.

1643
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,440
I'm so happy to be here.

1644
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:35,880
Who's here?

1645
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,360
So we got, I don't know.

1646
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,440
Do you know Tyler Lee and Alex McDonald?

1647
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:40,440
Loud ass.

1648
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,440
Yo, what up?

1649
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:46,440
Yep.

1650
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:49,440
We got Alex McDonald.

1651
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:52,440
Allie, I got, I got a little ball in the pick with you, but we're going to save it.

1652
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,440
So we're recording.

1653
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,440
No, no, we're recorded.

1654
01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:56,440
Yeah.

1655
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,440
Oh, we're recording right now.

1656
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,440
Yeah.

1657
01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:00,440
Yeah.

1658
01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:01,440
Yeah.

1659
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,440
Is the lady here or no?

1660
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,440
No, he usually comes a little later.

1661
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,440
He should be coming sometimes.

1662
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,440
You guys are going to keep me up all night.

1663
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,440
I was going to go.

1664
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:12,440
So do you live in the, in the capital region still?

1665
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,440
I just moved back.

1666
01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:15,440
Oh, you moved back.

1667
01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:18,440
Where were you living?

1668
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:21,440
I was out in the Finger Lakes in the middle of nowhere.

1669
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,440
Oh, cool.

1670
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:25,440
So I like this.

1671
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:26,440
Yeah.

1672
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,440
But there's no concrete.

1673
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,440
There's no projects.

1674
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:32,440
There's no scumbags.

1675
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:34,440
Alex connected here.

1676
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:37,440
Right.

1677
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:46,440
So if there's no heroin addicts and hookers around, I just don't feel at home.

1678
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:49,440
You can't, you can't feel at home without the fucking heroin addicts.

1679
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:52,440
This strippers, you know, streetwalkers.

1680
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:58,440
I started in Schenectady for like four months straight and all we ever did was play fireworks

1681
01:21:58,440 --> 01:21:59,440
to gunshots.

1682
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:00,440
That's the fucking story.

1683
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,440
Yeah.

1684
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,440
Yeah.

1685
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:05,440
Especially it was where I belong.

1686
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,440
So we're recording right now.

1687
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,440
I just had to call in, you guys are recording.

1688
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:10,440
Now I'm back.

1689
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:11,440
Yeah.

1690
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,440
What's up?

1691
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,440
I've never met you a day in my life.

1692
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:19,440
I mean, I've definitely met you around the station, but it was very brief and passing.

1693
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,440
Well, you know, I got a certain persona.

1694
01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:24,440
I can't have people like you talking to me or whatever.

1695
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,440
Oh, I see how it is.

1696
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:29,440
I see how it is.

1697
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:39,440
But since Sean apparently won't return my calls for whatever reason, I can't contemplate

1698
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,440
the fact that I've been replaced as the fat best friend of his or whatever.

1699
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,440
Oh shit.

1700
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:47,440
You saw you could step in.

1701
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:48,440
All right.

1702
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:54,440
Well, for the record, for the record, when I met Sean, I was actually kind of skinny

1703
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:57,440
then now I'm fat, but he does like fat me too.

1704
01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,440
So he did.

1705
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,440
You went through a fat.

1706
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,440
He makes him feel better about himself.

1707
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,440
Yeah.

1708
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:07,440
I mean, Ali Mack did go through a skinny fat and now he's back to somewhat skinny.

1709
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,440
No, I am definitely not back to somewhat skinny.

1710
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:12,440
I think I'm at my heaviest I've ever been right now.

1711
01:23:12,440 --> 01:23:14,440
No, you looked a lot worse before.

1712
01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:16,440
Oh, thank you.

1713
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:17,440
Appreciate it.

1714
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:18,440
Damn.

1715
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:20,440
This sat, this stash must take like 30 pounds off.

1716
01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:25,440
Well, you probably can't do a beard now because you're probably on the job somewhere.

1717
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:29,440
So, but if you did a beard, you'd look like 20 pounds lighter.

1718
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,440
Yeah.

1719
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:31,440
The beard helps.

1720
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,440
Yeah.

1721
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:33,440
That would be nice.

1722
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,440
I've never been able to grow on.

1723
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:36,440
So what's this beef you have with Ali Mack?

1724
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,440
It's that being not Sean's friend.

1725
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,440
Oh, gotcha.

1726
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:44,440
If it makes you feel any better, he dodges my calls too.

1727
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:49,440
Listen, I've been trying to, I got a new podcast here, but trying to get them on for forever.

1728
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,440
The guy's been my best friend since I met him.

1729
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,440
We've been trying to get him on for two years.

1730
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,440
Yeah.

1731
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,440
Yeah.

1732
01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:57,440
We can't get him.

1733
01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,440
He goes ghost mode.

1734
01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:01,440
So there's one or two things that's going on here, right?

1735
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:04,440
He's either mad that I didn't get him on the first podcast, which I couldn't do.

1736
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,440
I like, it was the same thing with Coleman.

1737
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:10,440
I couldn't get one of my best friends on because it would just go off the rails.

1738
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:15,440
I had to get the first episode for a college project, which is why they curve it and done

1739
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,440
them.

1740
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:17,440
They're a little bit professional.

1741
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,440
Not that professional, but a little bit.

1742
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:20,440
Right?

1743
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,440
What are you going to school for?

1744
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,440
And the second part was, what did I get?

1745
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:24,440
I just got lost here.

1746
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:26,440
I just lost my fucking train of thought.

1747
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,440
Jesus.

1748
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:28,440
I'm like seven BLs.

1749
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,440
Sorry.

1750
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,440
What was I saying?

1751
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,440
Yeah.

1752
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:35,440
So I couldn't have him on because he was my best friend or whatever.

1753
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:42,440
But like the second part was like, I kind of wanted to like establish a little bit of

1754
01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,440
professionalism before I like started getting the degenerates on.

1755
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,440
Well, you've reached us.

1756
01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:50,440
I know what you mean.

1757
01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:51,440
Yeah.

1758
01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:54,440
We did that too with this podcast.

1759
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:59,440
I had Coleman on and then Shola wanted to come on.

1760
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:04,440
All they did was say one story before I know what I'm talking about, my dick pics.

1761
01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:07,440
That's how it goes on ours too.

1762
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:11,440
I was just like, Jesus Christ.

1763
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,440
Yeah.

1764
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,440
We were just talking about, what were we talking about?

1765
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:16,440
I was talking about my first time coming.

1766
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:22,440
I was humping a pillow because some guy in my elementary school told me that humping

1767
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:25,440
a pillow was a good idea to come.

1768
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:30,440
Why was he 45 years old?

1769
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:37,440
I mean, we're sharing the first time we come.

1770
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:41,440
I remember while I was watching a porno, but like I remember back in the day, if you're

1771
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:44,440
watching porno on the internet, you never got the full video.

1772
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:47,440
It was always like three minute clips.

1773
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:48,440
Yeah.

1774
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:53,440
I was watching the three minute clips of the video and I was just rubbing my fucking cock

1775
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,440
or whatever.

1776
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,440
It barely fits my hand.

1777
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:01,440
All of a sudden, the greatest moment of my life happened.

1778
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,440
I said, oh my God, I couldn't even touch the thing anymore.

1779
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:05,440
Nothing came out.

1780
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:09,440
I was 12 years old, but Jesus Christ.

1781
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:15,440
I was telling them, I remember the first time that I actually completed and I was like,

1782
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:19,440
this is a new experience that I've never wanted to stop.

1783
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:23,440
Then the jerking off addiction has not stopped since then.

1784
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:25,440
It's like that first day of heroin.

1785
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:26,440
You got to keep going.

1786
01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:27,440
It's never as good as first time.

1787
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:30,440
If we're going to talk about heroin, you guys want to talk about heroin?

1788
01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:37,440
We can't go down that path.

1789
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:39,440
I love the podcast.

1790
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:43,440
Have you listened to it or are you just saying that?

1791
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,440
No, I listen to it.

1792
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,440
I listen to it.

1793
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:52,440
These guys are wondering what does Survive the 645 mean?

1794
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:55,440
Basically, what I did was I procrastinated.

1795
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:58,440
I procrastinated with everything.

1796
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:03,440
In October, it all started with a college project.

1797
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:06,440
I'm working on my master's degree right now.

1798
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:13,440
Instead of writing a research paper, I was like, well, my thesis was basically the lack

1799
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:19,440
of mental health care and resources and the mandatory overtime causes people to lose their

1800
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:23,440
empathy towards patients and their love for the job.

1801
01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:24,440
I agree with that.

1802
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,440
Amen to that.

1803
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:27,440
Right.

1804
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:32,440
I was going to write a research paper on that, but there was a little snippet where the instructor

1805
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:36,440
said you could do something like a podcast or whatever.

1806
01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:37,440
I talked to her.

1807
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:42,440
I said, hey, what if I do a podcast with people I worked with, like a couple episodes, and

1808
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:46,440
you just get to hear their voices instead of me just write words, right?

1809
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:47,440
Oh, no, dude.

1810
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:52,440
She's like, oh, fantastic, which is why I got Curvin first because he can reel me in.

1811
01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,440
Yeah, he can tell a story.

1812
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,440
Yeah.

1813
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:56,440
Right.

1814
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:58,440
That's why I have Shane as a co-host.

1815
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,440
I need to be reeled in.

1816
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:08,440
Then I got Butters so I can, one, shit on him for putting me in Schenectady for two.

1817
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:11,440
And then two.

1818
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,440
Did you drop out?

1819
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:20,440
But when I put a Facebook post out, I shit you not, there was no less than 40 people

1820
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,440
that reached out to me and said, hey, we want to be on the podcast.

1821
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,440
Jesus Christ.

1822
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,440
Well, shit.

1823
01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,440
So I said, well, now I got to do it.

1824
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:30,440
And then I put it out and Casey reached out to me and said, hey, we do a podcast.

1825
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:32,440
I had no idea you guys were doing this thing.

1826
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:33,440
I love your podcast.

1827
01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:35,440
I've just been listening to the episodes.

1828
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,440
Yeah, we're in fucking 90 episodes deep now.

1829
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:38,440
I appreciate that.

1830
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:39,440
And I fucking love it.

1831
01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:42,440
Well, because one of my favorites is, and I don't know if it's sounding a little fucking

1832
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,440
generic or whatever, but I always listen to Joe Rogan.

1833
01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:49,440
I like those long form podcasts where it's just like, okay, here's a topic, but we're

1834
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:51,440
just going to rail off.

1835
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:54,440
Yeah, we got a lot of inspiration from Joe Rogan.

1836
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,440
We're going to top him.

1837
01:28:56,440 --> 01:28:57,440
It's inspiration from us.

1838
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,440
He's been stealing our ship for years.

1839
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:04,440
I just two years ago, I had two years ago, Christ's sake, two days ago, I had a dream

1840
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:06,440
where I was doing mushrooms with Joe Rogan.

1841
01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:07,440
We were on a podcast.

1842
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:09,440
That'd be sick.

1843
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:14,440
So like that's really like, if I hit that moment, I peaked.

1844
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:15,440
That is peak.

1845
01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:19,440
Ali Mack was just talking about a couple of episodes ago, his like first mushroom trip

1846
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:21,440
actually on the podcast.

1847
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:22,440
His first and probable last.

1848
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:24,440
Yeah, no, definite last for sure.

1849
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,440
You never do a mushroom.

1850
01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:27,440
Well, what happened?

1851
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:28,440
Can we talk through this?

1852
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:33,440
Yeah, no, it was just a profoundly negative experience in my eyes.

1853
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:36,440
I got super nauseous and lightheaded for like three hours.

1854
01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:43,440
And then as soon as it hit me, like just sort of like the visual distortions on stuff and

1855
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:48,440
the way people's faces looking just threw me into like an immediate panic attack that

1856
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:51,440
just kind of didn't go away until the high did.

1857
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,440
But you got some issues with your life.

1858
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,440
Oh, no, for sure.

1859
01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:56,440
Obviously.

1860
01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,440
No, for sure.

1861
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,440
No, absolutely.

1862
01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:05,440
You have an issue with the fact that you are all philosophical here, but I'm going to

1863
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:09,440
you saw all these people like visually distorted and not looking right or whatever.

1864
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:13,440
And you have an issue with the way people look at you.

1865
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,440
I don't necessarily think it's the way I don't necessarily think it's the way that people

1866
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:18,440
look at me.

1867
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:20,440
I like to think that I don't give a shit about that.

1868
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:24,440
I think for me, it's more just like honestly, it's just anxiety because of the profession

1869
01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,440
we're in.

1870
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:27,440
I really do.

1871
01:30:27,440 --> 01:30:30,440
I think that's where the root of that that issue is from.

1872
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:32,440
It's a tough thing to work through, though.

1873
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:33,440
So why?

1874
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,440
Right.

1875
01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:35,440
No.

1876
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:37,440
Well, that's like what led me to eventually.

1877
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:42,440
Well, I guess like working down towards getting the masters is just like being able to work

1878
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:44,440
as a therapist and shit like that.

1879
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:50,440
Then like I solely want to work with like first responders and shit because there's

1880
01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:52,440
not a lot out there and we all know that.

1881
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:53,440
Oh, yeah.

1882
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:57,440
Is that why you're going to school for like social work?

1883
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,440
Social work.

1884
01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,440
No shit.

1885
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:00,440
Good for you.

1886
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:01,440
Yeah.

1887
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:02,440
So I got a I got what?

1888
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:03,440
I don't know.

1889
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:08,440
A semester left to get the bachelor's, which then I have two years to get the masters

1890
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:13,440
and honestly eventually get a Ph.D. You know, that's the way to do it.

1891
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:15,440
Yeah, that'll be good.

1892
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:17,440
But yeah, I mean, it's a lot of work.

1893
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:21,440
But in the cool part, the only good part about me moving out to the Finger Lakes was that

1894
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:28,440
I found out about Kyuka's when I when I started having major issues with my PTSD and shit

1895
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:33,440
and anxiety and all that was I started seeing a therapist and she had gone to school at

1896
01:31:33,440 --> 01:31:35,440
Kyuka College and it's all online.

1897
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:37,440
So everything I do is online.

1898
01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:42,440
So I'm still living to work full time and do everything I got to do and also go to school

1899
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:43,440
online, which is kind of cool.

1900
01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:48,440
Yeah, I feel like that helps out a lot actually, because like, you know, working full time

1901
01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:52,440
and doing all that, you can kind of do it not like kind of almost at your own pace type

1902
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:53,440
thing.

1903
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,440
Right.

1904
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:55,440
You absolutely can.

1905
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:59,440
It's like you get deadlines, which is like, oh, this assignment is due on Monday.

1906
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:00,440
This is due on Thursday.

1907
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:01,440
This is due on Sunday.

1908
01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:04,440
And so you can kind of like, you know, do it whenever.

1909
01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:09,440
So if I want to attend 30 at night, do whatever it's and I don't have to go to a lecture.

1910
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:12,440
The only thing that sucks is you've got to do a lot of reading and shit, but, you know,

1911
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:15,440
I'm just kind of powering through it at this point.

1912
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:17,440
But, you know, nice, nice.

1913
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:18,440
Yeah.

1914
01:32:18,440 --> 01:32:23,440
So I can say that I saw I've been like seeing a therapist for a couple of years and like,

1915
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:27,440
you don't think it will help at first, but actually, you know, after a while, you realize

1916
01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:29,440
how much it helps.

1917
01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:32,440
But there is a yeah, there is a big time.

1918
01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:38,440
Like specifically when I was working back at the Hawk, I was in fucking, you know, nightmare

1919
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:40,440
nightmare mode, like every day.

1920
01:32:40,440 --> 01:32:44,440
But nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.

1921
01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:50,440
And then like as soon as I like went out to a lower acuity agency, pretty much like I

1922
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:55,440
started like, you know, being like, wow, shit was really fucked back then.

1923
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:56,440
Yeah.

1924
01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:57,440
The time to process it.

1925
01:32:57,440 --> 01:33:00,440
When you have a job that is downtime, it's like you have like two years of a come down

1926
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:05,440
from working in a place like that where you just like, like, I realized just how fucked

1927
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,440
I still can't of this stuff.

1928
01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:10,440
Why I still can't hear a fucking beep on the TV for me.

1929
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:11,440
Yeah, without freaking out.

1930
01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:12,440
I can't do it.

1931
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:13,440
Yeah, I can't.

1932
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:16,440
Well, I can't go to diners because the phone rings.

1933
01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:17,440
Yeah.

1934
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:19,440
And I'm like, fuck, I got to hurry up and eat the food.

1935
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,440
It's like I think I'm on the air.

1936
01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:24,440
I've been out of it for like three years.

1937
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:25,440
Yeah, it's same.

1938
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:26,440
Yeah.

1939
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:32,440
I heard that Albany Fire beep like this weekend when I was working, like I heard the Albany

1940
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:37,440
Fire radio just like just sent me back into like, you know, PTSD.

1941
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:38,440
Yeah, exactly.

1942
01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:41,440
It just like ramped up my anxiety.

1943
01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:44,440
Engine one rescue one Mohawk.

1944
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:50,440
I was just talking to Coleman and I don't know if he made it on the podcast or if it

1945
01:33:50,440 --> 01:33:55,440
was talking to one own, but like he was talking about how he didn't have anxiety until like

1946
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:58,440
he started having to worry about if he was next up.

1947
01:33:58,440 --> 01:33:59,440
Yeah.

1948
01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:02,440
And you know, when they're like, you heard the tones go out and you're like, oh shit,

1949
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:03,440
what is that?

1950
01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:04,440
Oh, no, it's a quail call.

1951
01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:07,440
You know, like that was like a start of anxiety.

1952
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,440
Yeah.

1953
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:14,440
I remember like it was like, I think a couple months back, but like I just had the TV on

1954
01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,440
when I was falling.

1955
01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:20,680
I was asleep with my fiance and then like I heard like someone swore twice in a row and

1956
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:27,000
I immediately peeked up, like perked up and like was like getting my pants on after getting

1957
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:30,120
my pants and my shoes on my fiance's like, what the fuck are you doing?

1958
01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:31,680
And I'm like, I gotta go to a call.

1959
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,680
What are you talking about?

1960
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:37,640
I remember you guys would drive me nuts because you will put, well, I mean, I loved watching

1961
01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:42,480
it too, but when we watched Jerry Springer, like the, they had like the censoring beep

1962
01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:44,320
was the same fucking like frequency.

1963
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:50,240
So it was like, if they swore twice in a row, you're like, yeah, most fuck, here we go.

1964
01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:53,400
Most shows use that same exact like the beeping sound.

1965
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:55,760
So it like activates you, right?

1966
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:59,080
I feel like a sleeper cell fucking agent when I hear that shit.

1967
01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:00,960
Like, you know, like, oh, fuck the training.

1968
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,960
Amazing from black out.

1969
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:08,560
So listen, I'll tell you, one of the biggest disappointments I had was like a couple of

1970
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:14,720
days ago was I had a, like for my new job, I have to like do, I do sanitation now.

1971
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:19,480
And so I have to go on one of the national guard bases or whatever.

1972
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:22,520
So I had to get like clearance and like get a card for that.

1973
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:23,520
Yeah.

1974
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:28,320
I'm so upset that I'm not on a watch list.

1975
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,720
We would be on a watch list.

1976
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:34,160
I feel like we all be, but no, but I don't, I don't think you would know we're not.

1977
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:35,840
I just had a background check done.

1978
01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:36,840
I was clean.

1979
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:39,720
I was kind of expecting something to come back.

1980
01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:43,600
I did TSA pre like a couple of months back because I was getting on a plane, but like

1981
01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:48,140
I wanted to skip the TSA line and you can actually do a thing where you can go to staples

1982
01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:49,960
and get a TSA pre check thing.

1983
01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:53,360
And you just gotta do your fingerprints and you gotta pass a federal back background check.

1984
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:54,360
Nothing.

1985
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:56,680
Like I got it like within two days.

1986
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:58,800
They haven't looked hard enough.

1987
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:02,360
I feel like the feds look over a lot of things for background checks.

1988
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,760
If we ever get big, we're burned boys.

1989
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:08,440
They let two fucking A-Reps steal planes if fucking prime in the building.

1990
01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:10,440
So I'm out here looking at some things over.

1991
01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:13,440
I was like, yeah, this is whatever.

1992
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:17,000
And what they've been training for fucking year, whatever.

1993
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,720
Yeah, I just let them, yeah.

1994
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:21,920
Obviously we talk a lot about conspiracy theories on this podcast.

1995
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:22,920
I love it.

1996
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:28,120
You think I hope it like, first off, Casey, I want to be able to get on when I get like

1997
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:30,120
real fucked up and get on this thing.

1998
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,120
Yeah.

1999
01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:32,120
Oh yeah.

2000
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:33,120
This isn't my only appearance.

2001
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,120
Oh no.

2002
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:35,120
Oh no.

2003
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:36,120
Absolutely not.

2004
01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:37,120
We'd love to have you on.

2005
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,120
You can actually come.

2006
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:39,120
You can come in person if you want.

2007
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:41,120
Well, yeah, that's probably the next step.

2008
01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:46,960
The only issue, like, so I, I, I, I am fortunate because I pick up recycling and shit like,

2009
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:50,120
so I start, usually I started like three or four in the morning.

2010
01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:54,000
So yeah, I mean the fucking Thursday thing is not going to work.

2011
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,000
Yeah.

2012
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:57,520
I mean, like I got Fridays off and Saturdays.

2013
01:36:57,520 --> 01:36:58,520
Yeah.

2014
01:36:58,520 --> 01:36:59,520
Friday nights would be beautiful.

2015
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:00,520
Friday.

2016
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:01,520
Yeah.

2017
01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:02,520
If we can do Friday.

2018
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:03,520
Yeah, I can do Friday.

2019
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:07,080
So I know you were looking for, um, like a collaboration.

2020
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:12,440
Obviously you're on our podcast and we'd like to be on your, you're looking for somebody

2021
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:13,680
tomorrow night, right?

2022
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:18,880
Yeah, I think we're going to, so me and Shane are trying to get like three or four like

2023
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:21,240
lined up ready to go.

2024
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,920
So when like Christmas time and shit comes around, we don't have to worry about recording

2025
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:25,920
or whatever.

2026
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:26,920
Yeah.

2027
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:32,520
So, and, uh, everybody wants to be on, but nobody's like flexible with a schedule to

2028
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:33,800
feel like, yeah, I'm ready.

2029
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:37,560
I can do Thursday at two in the afternoon.

2030
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:38,560
Yeah.

2031
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,560
Like what the fuck?

2032
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:44,160
Um, yeah, I can, I'm fucking busy next Friday.

2033
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:47,000
Just realized that shit I can do tomorrow.

2034
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:48,800
What time are you recording?

2035
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:54,400
Um, honestly, whatever time I think, uh, do you guys remember Zach Forrest?

2036
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:55,400
Yeah.

2037
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:56,400
Yeah.

2038
01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:57,400
Forrester.

2039
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:58,400
Yeah.

2040
01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:01,200
So, um, he's going to get on and I don't know.

2041
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:05,200
He said he's free anytime after like six Eastern.

2042
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:08,840
So I think Shane and I are going to record two episodes.

2043
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:14,400
So I got to like, see, would you like, what time are you like, what time would you be

2044
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:15,400
available?

2045
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:16,400
Yeah.

2046
01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:17,400
Anytime after six is good.

2047
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:20,880
Uh, yeah.

2048
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:23,640
And then Mike, get you guys on for the late night shift.

2049
01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:25,160
You know, I could do a late night shift.

2050
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,160
Yeah.

2051
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:29,000
I was going to say, I think I might be able to make it happen if it's late, but yeah,

2052
01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:33,720
cause I think like if we do Zach, cause honestly, we probably won't do Zach to like seven or

2053
01:38:33,720 --> 01:38:35,400
eight o'clock anyways.

2054
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:40,600
So cause I can do, I can do later a couple hours and then figure maybe you guys, I don't

2055
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:46,000
know if like fucking 10 30, 11 o'clock or whatever is too late, but that would be perfect.

2056
01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:49,040
It's going to be even better.

2057
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,600
Cause I'm going to have you guys on then.

2058
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:52,440
And I'm going to be real banged up.

2059
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:56,800
Cause I start the party.

2060
01:38:56,800 --> 01:39:01,440
I started with like a little glass of whiskey and a beer and then start drinking beers.

2061
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:02,440
The whole thing.

2062
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,440
Fair enough.

2063
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:04,440
Oh yeah.

2064
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:05,440
Wiggin' Medello tonight.

2065
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:12,320
I'm not sure if I'm going to put part two of, I don't know how much you guys have listened

2066
01:39:12,320 --> 01:39:15,960
to what we've done yet, but like part one, I do talk about Jeff Williams.

2067
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:16,960
Ball bag.

2068
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:19,120
I talk about my cock.

2069
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:21,920
We made, well, I got to, I got to tell you this after.

2070
01:39:21,920 --> 01:39:24,600
What was I going to say?

2071
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:29,040
Oh, do you record like virtually or like you have a guest?

2072
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:33,320
So I actually use this thing called, what the fuck's it called?

2073
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:37,880
It's like a website, but it, so basically what I do is like you give me your email and

2074
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:44,200
it gives a link and then like you click the link you pop in the room and a ta-da.

2075
01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:45,200
Oh, that's cool.

2076
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:48,480
So you guys aren't all like in the same room physically or like?

2077
01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:50,440
No, like eventually I want to do that.

2078
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:53,320
I want to get a nice little room where I could do like a studio or whatever.

2079
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:54,560
Yeah, we got like a studio.

2080
01:39:54,560 --> 01:39:57,160
I mean our studio looks like a fucking crack den half the time.

2081
01:39:57,160 --> 01:39:58,640
It's Casey's basement, but it gets it.

2082
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:02,360
It's going to be nice stuff on the walls, but there's going to be drug paraphernalia

2083
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:03,360
everywhere.

2084
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:05,560
We have, what do we have on the walls here?

2085
01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:09,600
We got a Titanic CD from, from eight that we had.

2086
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:10,600
Everyone signed.

2087
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,600
Yeah, that everyone signed.

2088
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:13,980
OJ's Ford Bronco.

2089
01:40:13,980 --> 01:40:17,640
We got the communist manifesto here on the, on the table.

2090
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:18,640
Oh, that's Casey.

2091
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:19,640
That's Casey.

2092
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:20,640
Yeah.

2093
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:21,640
We got the slurger.

2094
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:24,520
I actually got that from Eve, the nun.

2095
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:25,520
The nun.

2096
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:26,520
Yeah.

2097
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:34,680
Um, I actually got the Titanic CD from Eve also, but, uh, we got, there's more Eve paraphernalia

2098
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:35,680
here than we feel.

2099
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:41,560
So I was going to tell you, so, so Tyler made a really fucking autistic version of central

2100
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:42,560
and Minecraft.

2101
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:44,320
It's shocking me.

2102
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:45,320
It's remarkable.

2103
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:46,320
It's remarkable.

2104
01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:48,920
My autism knows no bounds.

2105
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:52,160
And so he put like Jeff Williams corpse upstairs and everything.

2106
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:53,160
Oh, beautiful.

2107
01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:54,160
I love it.

2108
01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:56,120
But like I shit you not.

2109
01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:01,560
I like, like I would fucking sit there and he'd be teaching a class or whatever and all

2110
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:03,960
I could see is his fucking ball bag.

2111
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,960
The entire time.

2112
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:09,360
Like, he wears these tight ass fucking khakis.

2113
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:11,160
Oh, like his actual ball bag.

2114
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:12,160
Yeah.

2115
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,360
Like he wears these tight fucking khakis.

2116
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:18,720
He sits on that tall ass black chair and his big ass fucking ball bag.

2117
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:20,720
No way his cock is that big.

2118
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:23,200
I made that up for free.

2119
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,200
It's his ball bag.

2120
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:25,200
It's just fucking balls.

2121
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:26,200
It's got to be.

2122
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:27,200
So I was telling-

2123
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:28,200
You gotta know what's there.

2124
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:33,040
There's no way you don't know what's there.

2125
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:37,940
Someone was telling me, uh, how they went on a call and they were with, uh, that old

2126
01:41:37,940 --> 01:41:39,960
supervisor that used to work in Troy.

2127
01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:44,680
I don't know if you know who I'm talking about, but he was, uh, or skip.

2128
01:41:44,680 --> 01:41:45,680
That's his name.

2129
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:46,680
You know, skip.

2130
01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:47,680
Yeah.

2131
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:54,600
And so they had a call at Jeff Williams house, uh, for his wife had some kind of, uh, exacerbation

2132
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:55,600
or whatever.

2133
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:57,800
Hippas going out the window on this one.

2134
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,800
Fucking Christ.

2135
01:41:58,800 --> 01:41:59,800
They were fucking-

2136
01:41:59,800 --> 01:42:00,800
Holy shit.

2137
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:01,800
What?

2138
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:02,800
This is third party.

2139
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:03,800
This is third party.

2140
01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:04,800
This is third party.

2141
01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:05,800
This was the name of the whole house.

2142
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:06,800
Yeah, this is third party.

2143
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,800
But they, they were like, oh, this is third party.

2144
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:08,800
This is third party.

2145
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:09,800
This is third party.

2146
01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:11,960
But they, anyway, they were taking too long on the call.

2147
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:14,000
So skip like fucked off to the store.

2148
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,040
It's, and he was like, I'm, I'm going to eat.

2149
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:22,240
And so they had this, they had the fucking stair chair, his wife or whatever skip came

2150
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:25,280
back and he didn't trust skip to a stair chair.

2151
01:42:25,280 --> 01:42:30,200
So Jeff Williams took the stair chair and stair chaired his own white down the stairs.

2152
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:33,320
He's like fucking 80 years.

2153
01:42:33,320 --> 01:42:34,320
Jesus Christ.

2154
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:36,680
Could you, could you imagine that?

2155
01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:39,720
Like just, uh, no, no way.

2156
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:40,720
I know.

2157
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:41,720
Yeah.

2158
01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:43,760
I guess he was getting really mad.

2159
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:44,920
You know, skip.

2160
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:46,480
So we got a sidebar here.

2161
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:47,840
What do you think about ghosts here?

2162
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:49,120
Like, what do you think?

2163
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:50,120
Yeah.

2164
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:53,540
We asked all our guests, what, uh, if do you believe in ghosts?

2165
01:42:53,540 --> 01:43:02,520
So I do, but I'm not like, cause I know Tyler does his fucking bullshit.

2166
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:05,440
I'm not chasing these fuckers down.

2167
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:07,320
I want to mug a ghost one day.

2168
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:08,800
That's my, that's my goal.

2169
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:11,160
I'm pretty sure I got mugged by a ghost once.

2170
01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:12,160
All right.

2171
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:17,040
Like, I don't know how far we got to get into the story time here, but, um, go for it.

2172
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:20,040
We're going to ask you if you have any ghost stories.

2173
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:21,160
I used to live in this.

2174
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:25,600
I don't know if any of you guys go, obviously Ali Mac wouldn't cause you were the fat guy

2175
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:26,600
that replaced me.

2176
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:27,600
But, uh, it partnered.

2177
01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:33,360
Um, but I don't know if like Casey, I don't know if you guys ever went to my apartment

2178
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:38,640
in Detroit for, um, for any of the parties I had or whatever when I was a little like

2179
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:39,640
ash born in them.

2180
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:41,920
No, I think, I think I was a little late for that one.

2181
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:44,800
I was also, you know, seven, like 19 years old.

2182
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:45,800
Yeah.

2183
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:46,800
You were a young one.

2184
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:47,800
Yeah.

2185
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:52,960
I was, I was real young when I started and, uh, but, um, well, Casey was probably too

2186
01:43:52,960 --> 01:43:59,120
fucking like deep into helping people cut their cocks off, but I'm going to wait.

2187
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:10,040
I've been working on a standup and I got a whole bit on that.

2188
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:14,400
I want to do some stand up, but I'm going to wait for that.

2189
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:21,520
Um, so basically I used to live with this, uh, uh, Casey might know Jeff Orvis and, uh,

2190
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:26,400
but like he's a Troy fireman now, but, um, it was him and I living together and he was

2191
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:27,400
in the firehouse at the time.

2192
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:39,000
It was just me home and, um, I'm pretty sure I hadn't done acid, but there's like a, like

2193
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:45,920
a weird thing here where like I might've done acid and may not have, um, but I was laying

2194
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:46,920
on the couch.

2195
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:49,520
It just got off a, like a reverse 20 or no, what was it?

2196
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:52,400
Wouldn't you know if you had done acid?

2197
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:56,960
Well, it was like, so I'm not sure because I saw a half drank beer, right?

2198
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:57,960
Yeah.

2199
01:44:57,960 --> 01:45:02,040
And something I used to do to like fuck with people was I put a little acid on the rim.

2200
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:06,120
That is a great practical joke.

2201
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:13,360
Cause I never want people on a day long trip.

2202
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:18,560
I never want to be alone.

2203
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:22,960
And so, well, remind me to tell the cocaine story too after this.

2204
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:27,720
Um, but like, you know, so I drank the half drank beer, you know, cause I was poor.

2205
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:31,880
I couldn't waste the money and I just was drinking, drinking, drinking.

2206
01:45:31,880 --> 01:45:36,680
And I remember somebody like opening the door into my, so I lived on the second floor of

2207
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:41,720
like an old, old ass house, opening the door, closing it and going into the bathroom.

2208
01:45:41,720 --> 01:45:43,720
And I'm like, this weird going on here.

2209
01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:45,600
So like I got up and walked into the bathroom.

2210
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:49,400
There was somebody in the shower, like taking a shower and I had a full conversation with

2211
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:50,400
them.

2212
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:52,800
They weren't real.

2213
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:54,600
And so then I like sat down on the couch.

2214
01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:58,480
I was just like watching TV or whatever, maybe playing like Xbox, whatever.

2215
01:45:58,480 --> 01:46:03,360
I got up, went into the bathroom and, um, none of the doors were, I didn't hear anything

2216
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:04,360
else.

2217
01:46:04,360 --> 01:46:08,000
I went into the shower and the water was still running, but there's nobody there.

2218
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:11,640
So there's, there's three things that could have happened here.

2219
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:15,840
I did acid, right?

2220
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:22,040
I had a mild psychosis, you know, which at that point in time I was real deep, very,

2221
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:25,300
very easy to feel like it should be like very relevant or it's a ghost.

2222
01:46:25,300 --> 01:46:28,920
And like, so sometimes I feel a little sensitive to these things because I get like scared

2223
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:32,060
of like demons and like scary shit or whatever.

2224
01:46:32,060 --> 01:46:35,960
So I believe in it, but I try not to delve into that side of things, you know, I'm not

2225
01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:37,360
going to fucking stir the pot.

2226
01:46:37,360 --> 01:46:38,360
All right.

2227
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,360
Yeah.

2228
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:41,600
I don't want to stay away from that stirring.

2229
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:46,220
The pots was probably the stupidest thing that I did in my life and I've got a lot of stupid

2230
01:46:46,220 --> 01:46:47,220
things in my life.

2231
01:46:47,220 --> 01:46:48,220
Yeah.

2232
01:46:48,220 --> 01:46:50,480
Fucking how's their plane with a Ouija board in dispatch with me.

2233
01:46:50,480 --> 01:46:54,300
Like get that dude. That's this is not the place to be playing with that thing

2234
01:46:58,220 --> 01:47:03,960
Fuck that shit every night. We touched that Ouija board in dispatch. It was a fucking nightmare

2235
01:47:03,960 --> 01:47:06,480
It's just nightmare in the field all night

2236
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:11,200
yeah, cuz that was my biggest thing was I I love doing the ghost shit and stuff, but

2237
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:16,480
Like I shit you not my dad thinks that he got paralyzed because he played with the Ouija board

2238
01:47:16,480 --> 01:47:22,800
I'm telling you don't fuck with that shit. All right. I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's not real

2239
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:24,800
I could tell you what's not real is

2240
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:27,600
Is whatever the fuck the Christians are preaching? All right

2241
01:47:33,080 --> 01:47:38,800
That ain't real, you know, they're using it to make money and diddle kids that's about as far as I'm gonna go with that

2242
01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:43,400
Well me and Casey agree

2243
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:49,240
Yeah, but good good but anyway, so I do the cocaine story now

2244
01:47:49,240 --> 01:47:52,500
Yeah, the cocaine story is one look like absolutely

2245
01:47:54,160 --> 01:47:55,480
Um

2246
01:47:55,480 --> 01:48:00,880
So everybody there's like we had a whole Troy crew, right? Yeah. Yeah, Sean Oh

2247
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:03,640
Kyle Eshborn

2248
01:48:04,080 --> 01:48:06,920
It was like a whole bunch of fucking what's-his-name

2249
01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:10,240
Ballman he lived right around the corner for me. So I hang out

2250
01:48:10,240 --> 01:48:15,700
That is a fucking crew right so in my house, it's it's me

2251
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:18,040
Eshborn

2252
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,040
Bowman Patagene

2253
01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:26,640
Who else was there there was a handful of others but like Sean wasn't there and he was like my you know

2254
01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:28,720
partner in crime before

2255
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:30,720
Alimak showed up I

2256
01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:38,240
Like thought I was texting Sean I went to the bathroom and I thought I texted Sean

2257
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:43,520
And I was like, yeah, you know, I just I just told that all these guys I was going to take a shit

2258
01:48:43,520 --> 01:48:47,200
But I really just ripped fucking half an eight ball off my toilet seat

2259
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:57,120
And I didn't get no response from like what the fucks I walk out to the living room and I look everybody just staring at me

2260
01:48:57,120 --> 01:49:05,120
It's like do you have a problem I was like what would you have a fucking problem? I

2261
01:49:09,120 --> 01:49:13,400
Did I look at my phone I said, oh god, I sent it to everybody in the living room

2262
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:16,400
Oh, like in the group chat. I said, all right

2263
01:49:17,560 --> 01:49:19,960
Fucking house. I'm a bad guy

2264
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:21,960
Oh

2265
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:27,800
You're reaching out right now

2266
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:46,360
So tell us a little bit about your podcast survive the 6.5 what's your

2267
01:49:46,360 --> 01:49:52,800
Your goals for this podcast. Um, I want to do I want it to be like a

2268
01:49:54,480 --> 01:49:57,160
Obviously, it's it's got a little bit of structure to it

2269
01:49:57,520 --> 01:50:02,900
But I kind of wanted to delve into I mean all all of us know about the when you go

2270
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:10,720
Either out front of the station people smoke cigarettes you're out around the kitchen table or like whatever you just bullshitting and like, you know

2271
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:16,440
How good that feels just to be like four people just bullshit now front station talk about that cool

2272
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:23,840
Talk about experiences talk about your old lady, whatever, you know, and so basically how I try to start it is

2273
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:28,800
Luckily right now it's a lot of people I already know so I can kind of break the ice with like a story or two

2274
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:30,800
Hmm, and then

2275
01:50:30,920 --> 01:50:32,920
Just let it kind of go

2276
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:36,800
However, it goes like have it be open kind of like this

2277
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:42,440
We're just having an open conversation you telling stories and everything like that, but there's an obvious

2278
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:47,160
focus towards um, I guess mental health and

2279
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:49,880
like

2280
01:50:49,880 --> 01:50:55,120
They're just just kind of preventing people from either taking their own life or PTSD

2281
01:50:55,120 --> 01:50:59,880
you know doing the drug addiction route or or whatever and and

2282
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:04,840
you know for me going through rehabs and stuff like that for a while like I

2283
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:10,480
I think the biggest thing with the 12-step program is is a lot of times you go in those rooms and you hear

2284
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:12,840
people talk about

2285
01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:19,200
The same story either you have or the same way you feel or the same things you've been through and you're like, you know

2286
01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:25,500
You hear that you can relate to the person and go, you know, oh my god, I'm not alone or whatever

2287
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:30,760
yeah, so and I don't know how many people have felt like that like they felt like they've been alone or

2288
01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:34,720
They have nobody to turn to or whatever and in a way I

2289
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:39,160
Hope the podcast could just reach out to people and just be like, you know

2290
01:51:40,920 --> 01:51:44,960
Maybe they hear their story in it or they hear something similar

2291
01:51:45,440 --> 01:51:48,720
Just something that like keeps people fighting keeps people going, you know

2292
01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:49,440
Yeah

2293
01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:55,160
there's also the counterculture of that too where it's like some people try to reach out and then they just it turns into a

2294
01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:58,440
pissing match of like who's seen the worst shit and that's like a

2295
01:51:58,440 --> 01:52:01,040
Toxic culture that can spread through it though, right?

2296
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:05,300
Like when me and Tyler say have you ever seen anybody cut in half?

2297
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:12,840
That's like the joke that we have when people are talking about like what's the worst thing you've ever seen

2298
01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:20,120
I think the first episode of made that joke. I was like, yeah a lot of you want to lose first

2299
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:22,880
What's the worst thing you ever seen? It's like well because I've

2300
01:52:22,880 --> 01:52:27,800
Compartmentalized everything it damaged myself worse. I don't remember right. Yeah

2301
01:52:28,480 --> 01:52:32,320
That's a pretty good singer to throw right back at him gets the point across

2302
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:37,440
Like there's also the the the other thing where you have people who are like

2303
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:40,760
Who weren't in EMS at all or anything like that?

2304
01:52:40,760 --> 01:52:46,920
And then they ask you that it's like you actually don't want to know like the worst thing that I've seen type shit

2305
01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:49,960
Like you guys like you guys think you want to know

2306
01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:55,720
And then you're like, oh like I like I told some pretty like gruesome stuff to like some people who yeah

2307
01:52:55,720 --> 01:53:01,640
Nothing to do with anything like my aunt fucking asked me about this at dinner. Yeah, like you don't want to know

2308
01:53:02,320 --> 01:53:05,320
Yeah, it seems to be like to people who aren't in on it

2309
01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:09,680
They just think it's like a topic that they can bring up and it's like you you don't want to know

2310
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:14,400
You know at all. Yeah, I've got the same time. I feel like people are so fucking desensitized to it

2311
01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:17,520
They just like expect that like you didn't have a negative reason to do it

2312
01:53:17,520 --> 01:53:22,000
They just like expect that like you didn't have a negative reaction to it and they're like, oh wow, that's pretty bad

2313
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:24,000
Well, anyways

2314
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:29,280
It's like okay grandma, I can't eat red jello anymore because I see a fucking fetus

2315
01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:38,120
Like like look at the start of World War one, right, you know, like, you know, obviously get a little nerdy here

2316
01:53:38,120 --> 01:53:45,040
But like people like went into that war early on and they wanted to join the army shit cuz like war was romanticized

2317
01:53:45,040 --> 01:53:49,440
Where he was all these people stood in the line. Yeah, like all quiet on the rest in front there like the beginning of that movie

2318
01:53:49,440 --> 01:53:51,280
Yeah, you know you were gonna be a hero

2319
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:56,760
You're gonna travel and see the world and blah blah blah and everything was cool and it's beautiful

2320
01:53:56,760 --> 01:53:59,640
And then all of a sudden you're shoved in a trench. You got trench foot

2321
01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:02,120
there's a mouse chewing on your kneecap and

2322
01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:06,160
There's just mustard gas everywhere with like like artillery shells

2323
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:10,400
You know, like what the fuck is going on and like that's what it's like, you know

2324
01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:15,360
A lot of people from the outside see like oh my god, these guys are the heroes. It was cool shit

2325
01:54:15,360 --> 01:54:19,360
Well, blah blah and it's like for us. We're the guys in the trenches

2326
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:26,660
Was thinking about that like like there's no

2327
01:54:27,520 --> 01:54:33,400
Active war going on right now in America. So like we're like the people who are seeing like the worst

2328
01:54:34,120 --> 01:54:37,900
Basically of America right now or I mean we were when I worked there

2329
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:41,200
But they're like the whole thing is like it's kind of like the whole

2330
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:48,920
Like I've been working in EMS for about eight years and I've yet to feel like a hero like I've gotten merit awards

2331
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:54,580
I've gotten like all that other bullshit and I've yet to feel like one and like I hate when my people are just like

2332
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:58,640
Wow, you do this job. You're a hero Mike. I never felt like one. It's been eight years

2333
01:54:58,840 --> 01:55:01,540
Just let me know when I am one, you know type shit

2334
01:55:01,540 --> 01:55:08,020
Yeah, well the way I kind of accredited to people is like, you know, the plumber doesn't feel like he's a hero

2335
01:55:08,140 --> 01:55:11,540
By making this shit go into the sewage or whatever, you know

2336
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:14,140
The garbage man doesn't feel like a hero by picking the garbage up

2337
01:55:14,140 --> 01:55:16,420
Yeah, the same thing with like the parametric in the empty

2338
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:19,440
They don't feel like a hero by doing their job because you're just doing your job

2339
01:55:19,440 --> 01:55:22,260
You expect people to do the job you go and you do the job

2340
01:55:22,460 --> 01:55:26,940
But when you get done with it, you know, you kind of look back at things

2341
01:55:26,940 --> 01:55:29,180
You know like man, I did some hero shit

2342
01:55:29,180 --> 01:55:34,760
I should maybe feel like a hero, you know, but you kind of don't you know

2343
01:55:34,760 --> 01:55:37,700
and I think you got to like take those small victories and

2344
01:55:38,620 --> 01:55:42,340
Kind of line them up and be like, you know what? I did make a difference today

2345
01:55:42,340 --> 01:55:49,360
Yeah, I think the most people that are you know heroes don't feel like they are like if you feel like you're a hero

2346
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:51,360
You're probably

2347
01:55:51,360 --> 01:55:58,360
I'm an actual American hero. It's just like you're trying to feed your own ego

2348
01:55:58,360 --> 01:56:02,900
You're not you're not in it for the right thing. Those are the far right comes out, you know

2349
01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:07,240
Fucking Tucker Carlson

2350
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:14,720
This is a very political podcast so we got it we gotta get some of your political views here

2351
01:56:14,840 --> 01:56:17,840
So I'm a weird one, right? Yeah, you're kind of in the middle

2352
01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:24,880
So according to according to the lot of the far right and the far left. I'm the biggest issue in America, right?

2353
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:28,400
Yeah, I

2354
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:36,600
I got attacked by some people on the far left because I didn't vote on the left side

2355
01:56:36,920 --> 01:56:42,320
Or whatever like I sit in the middle. I don't vote bipartisan for anything. I'm the biggest issue

2356
01:56:42,320 --> 01:56:48,160
Meanwhile while those people are just doing the Facebook messages or whatever. I've been an advocate for

2357
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:50,960
trans and gays, right

2358
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:54,080
I've marched in pride parades. I've

2359
01:56:55,240 --> 01:57:02,920
People like I've started a group for people that are like within like that are still in the closet like gay people still in

2360
01:57:02,920 --> 01:57:10,000
The closet, you know just some multitude of things but I'm the biggest issue and then now let me talk about the far right

2361
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:13,800
Right, you know, I'm the big enemy because I you know, oh my god

2362
01:57:13,800 --> 01:57:17,160
You're so socialist and you like you want to support the left blah blah blah

2363
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:19,760
I'm a gun owner

2364
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:23,440
you know like like like how far do I go on this like like it's just

2365
01:57:23,920 --> 01:57:27,680
It's so funny. Like I can't sit in the middle without getting attacked by

2366
01:57:28,480 --> 01:57:30,760
Amen to that. No, we've had you

2367
01:57:31,280 --> 01:57:32,960
No, go ahead. I

2368
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:38,600
Feel like we somewhat play characters on like this too like like hyper eyes versions of shit

2369
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:45,320
Well, I mean me first I've gotten a lot more in the middle from this podcast and I think a lot of us have yeah

2370
01:57:45,320 --> 01:57:51,400
I mean like we we all have you know our insane viewpoints sometimes and then like the issue is

2371
01:57:51,520 --> 01:57:56,320
You know, the biggest issue is is like people have lost the art of the argument

2372
01:57:56,600 --> 01:58:01,040
Like I can't sit like me and Casey can't sit here and argue right? Yeah

2373
01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:06,640
I can't argue we see things differently without me then go on a Facebook and going Casey is

2374
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,640
a

2375
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:10,640
liberal

2376
01:58:12,640 --> 01:58:15,280
Like vice versa or so divided my god

2377
01:58:15,280 --> 01:58:21,360
That's what I'm saying because like one of the guests you had on and not saying anything against him

2378
01:58:21,520 --> 01:58:28,320
But you know, he blocked me because I don't even know a joke that I said I'm like I'm on your side, bro

2379
01:58:30,320 --> 01:58:35,920
That's the other thing with comedy is like comedy it's comedy right like yeah

2380
01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:40,480
I was obviously being sarcastic that you can joke about yourself and others. It's yeah

2381
01:58:41,120 --> 01:58:44,840
It's a beauty of it. So like kill Tony a lot like obviously

2382
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:47,080
I'm a massive fan of Joe Rogan and stuff like that

2383
01:58:47,080 --> 01:58:52,520
He talks about all the time like comedians getting canceled and it's the dumbest fucking thing in the world

2384
01:58:52,720 --> 01:58:55,840
Yeah, they're fucking there to make fun of shit. Yeah

2385
01:58:56,840 --> 01:59:00,040
Like that's like one of the things that like I see like like jokes

2386
01:59:00,560 --> 01:59:05,080
Shouldn't be off the table for anybody like everybody should be able to be targeted by jokes

2387
01:59:05,080 --> 01:59:11,000
Like there's no golden calf for comedy type shit. Well, there's a difference between me making a joke or

2388
01:59:12,160 --> 01:59:18,040
Me making a bunch of racist jokes against like black people and then you find pictures of me in the Ku Klux Klan

2389
01:59:19,240 --> 01:59:25,920
There's like a major difference between the two, you know, if I made a joke, haha, it's funny. It's a joke

2390
01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:28,280
That's all point of the joke. It's not real. It's a joke

2391
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:32,120
But if I'm making the joke and I'm in the clan, alright now you can put

2392
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:36,120
I feel like I feel like it's also like the structure of the joke too

2393
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:41,520
Like if you're just like dropping n bombs for the sake of dropping n bombs hoping it's funny due to shock value

2394
01:59:41,520 --> 01:59:44,080
Like that's not it. It's not funny. Well, I mean

2395
01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:51,820
No, then like you if you're doing a joke like but it's structured and there's like there's a purpose to it other than you just

2396
01:59:51,820 --> 01:59:54,760
Saying like a buzzword that's gonna get people to laugh that makes it different

2397
01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:59,960
You can be an asshole, but like like Tyler can't make jokes about being a Nazi

2398
01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:04,920
I see is I'm not a Nazi. I told you this fucking thing

2399
02:00:04,920 --> 02:00:10,000
Even though you condemned them in the group chat, but I almost did become one. I did admit to that

2400
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:15,640
I did I like I was an angry fucking night like 17 year old back in 2016

2401
02:00:15,640 --> 02:00:20,440
I said I fucking almost fell into the alt-right I can picture you trying to grow the little stash too

2402
02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:22,440
I did try to go I

2403
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:24,960
Realized that I was you did no I said

2404
02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:29,800
Okay, no, I said I realized that I was in the wrong because I was just an angry kid

2405
02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:34,680
Oh gosh, how did you become a Nazi? I didn't become a Nazi

2406
02:00:34,680 --> 02:00:38,840
I said that I almost fell into like the alt-right using the neo Nazis like that

2407
02:00:38,840 --> 02:00:44,000
The alt-right was what they were calling neo Nazis like back then. Yeah, but like what so how are you?

2408
02:00:44,080 --> 02:00:47,640
How were you that far right? I would just fucking I was an angry

2409
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:53,600
I broke up with my like it was it started with a breakup obviously, you know how you had a Jewish girlfriend

2410
02:00:53,600 --> 02:00:55,600
I had a Russian

2411
02:00:59,560 --> 02:01:01,560
I had a Russian

2412
02:01:03,320 --> 02:01:09,840
I had a Russian Jewish girlfriend actually like they she was straight off the boat. I don't know it just was

2413
02:01:13,480 --> 02:01:15,480
Some of them survived cuz I dated one

2414
02:01:16,600 --> 02:01:18,860
But yeah, like I got I got cheated on

2415
02:01:18,860 --> 02:01:26,060
Fucking I was in a really angry place and I was just like the only group that like would like didn't like just yell

2416
02:01:26,060 --> 02:01:31,700
At me was was that one and I kind of gravitated towards it and then I'm like, oh these guys are the bad guys

2417
02:01:32,860 --> 02:01:37,500
Type shit. So it was like one of those things where like, you know, you're an angry kid

2418
02:01:37,500 --> 02:01:42,740
You can fall into the wrong things like I can totally see how people can fall into the wrong things

2419
02:01:42,740 --> 02:01:45,900
But I I feel like I'm also an example of being like hey

2420
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:50,460
If even if you're do are you do you did fall into that you can kind of get out of it and you know

2421
02:01:50,460 --> 02:01:52,460
Not be a psychopath anymore

2422
02:01:52,700 --> 02:01:56,060
well, I think it's so important to just fucking like um

2423
02:01:57,500 --> 02:02:01,220
Be willing to listen to other people's like opinions and arguments

2424
02:02:01,220 --> 02:02:05,600
Yeah, knock it like feel like you're getting attacked by it, you know

2425
02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:11,080
Like just because somebody has an opposite opinion of me doesn't mean I can't learn something from it

2426
02:02:11,080 --> 02:02:18,800
Right. I learned that I disagree more with that opinion or if it means well now I understand why they have that opinion

2427
02:02:18,800 --> 02:02:24,920
I still have my own opinion. I guess perfectly okay, and like that's why I hold myself in the middle because

2428
02:02:25,840 --> 02:02:32,460
You know, nobody's gonna tell me who to to vote for, you know, like I wrote in Bernie Sanders last election this election

2429
02:02:32,460 --> 02:02:42,200
I was a RFK voter, you know, it's like I mean, you know, I must might give you a million dollars to do it but listen

2430
02:02:42,200 --> 02:02:49,840
If Elon gets all those fat fucking pieces of shit that have been inside the office since fucking segregation was legal out of the office

2431
02:02:54,280 --> 02:02:56,280
So back baby

2432
02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:00,600
Yeah, that was kind of like the point of our podcast was

2433
02:03:00,600 --> 02:03:07,720
Having different opinions and being able to listen to the other side instead of just you know blocking them

2434
02:03:07,720 --> 02:03:11,920
Just kind of on an off topic here. Well, while we're while we talk about RFK here

2435
02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:18,760
Did like he just chainsawed the head off of a fucking whale and you know, like strapped it to his fucking what?

2436
02:03:19,720 --> 02:03:24,040
What you guys didn't hear about that? No, no

2437
02:03:24,040 --> 02:03:30,040
I'm sorry for now dude, so RFK fucking like back in like the 70s

2438
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:33,960
I think fucking found like a whale that was like beached up on like the thing

2439
02:03:33,960 --> 02:03:39,680
I like I'm like a beach and like he brought a chainsaw and cut the head off of the whale and like

2440
02:03:40,160 --> 02:03:44,480
Ratchet strapped it to his car to eat it back in his house. That's my president

2441
02:03:44,480 --> 02:03:58,480
If you watch if you watch

2442
02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:04,360
CIA you probably will it's too. All right. Yeah, I mean

2443
02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:07,640
Here's like I'm gonna eat some whale today

2444
02:04:07,640 --> 02:04:13,440
So and then like another another insane thing that I heard RFK do and I'm not saying like these are bad things

2445
02:04:13,440 --> 02:04:14,800
I just think they're hysterical

2446
02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:21,080
He ran over a bear with a fucking car and then threw it in Central Park and then just threw a bicycle on top

2447
02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:28,200
Of it and said yeah some bicyclist hit it and like it was a mystery in like New York City like NYPD for like fucking like

2448
02:04:28,720 --> 02:04:31,940
70 17 years and then like he just came out one day. He's like

2449
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:40,080
I actually hit that bear with my car and I threw the bike on it to make it look like I just got it by the bike

2450
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:46,200
And like it's like why would you drop a fucking bear off in Central Park, New York? I

2451
02:04:48,000 --> 02:04:50,000
Think it's great

2452
02:04:50,160 --> 02:04:53,360
Of all the places. Yeah. Oh shit

2453
02:04:54,480 --> 02:04:57,760
Like my art. I love the RFK voice. It's probably one of my favorites

2454
02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:02,960
Yeah, I don't why does he sound like he's been like he had like throat cancer or something

2455
02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:09,160
I don't know neurological condition where he he has his brain eaten by worms. Yeah

2456
02:05:11,160 --> 02:05:13,920
What Tyler said the mental illness

2457
02:05:19,120 --> 02:05:24,240
Of a different type where you where you're missing part of most of one of the parts your brain

2458
02:05:25,440 --> 02:05:31,820
Like it's like the worm thing like an actual like like fact like he was the one who came out and said that yeah

2459
02:05:31,820 --> 02:05:35,960
Like he's got worms in his brain. Yeah, and they I can't remember what part of his brain

2460
02:05:35,960 --> 02:05:37,960
I don't know the full context

2461
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:42,960
All I can think of is a Dracula flow fucking the worms the worms are back

2462
02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:47,920
I don't know what part of the brain it was but supposedly it's the one that doesn't affect memory or personality

2463
02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:52,400
So I I don't know just like he can't feel his toes anymore or something

2464
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:56,080
Honestly puts that no good Fauci in fucking prison

2465
02:05:57,520 --> 02:05:59,720
Fucking get I like RFK

2466
02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:01,720
So Kyle

2467
02:06:02,640 --> 02:06:08,640
Do you care to tell us who you voted for for president and why he already did Oh did he yeah, he said RFK

2468
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:15,320
Bernie Sanders the year before or the whatever the are you wrote him in the RFK this one?

2469
02:06:16,040 --> 02:06:18,840
Gotcha. Yeah wrote it Bernie feel the burn baby drain

2470
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:25,200
Because there's two reasons why I'm real excited right is like

2471
02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:30,440
Trump's ready to like let people in office that are gonna like like like the doge thing with

2472
02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:35,320
I'm like get all those fucking old-ass ancient pieces of shit out of office, right?

2473
02:06:35,320 --> 02:06:39,960
Get them all out of there shut down every office. All right, let's restructure the government

2474
02:06:39,960 --> 02:06:41,480
Whatever get them all out of there

2475
02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:46,360
If you got white hair and you don't care get him the fuck out the other part open up the jk-file

2476
02:06:46,360 --> 02:06:48,520
I want to see it. I want to see him tail

2477
02:06:49,080 --> 02:06:51,720
Yeah, I think he's going to release them

2478
02:06:51,720 --> 02:06:58,440
Actually, he said he said he was going to and that's the that's the conspiracy that got me started, you know, I

2479
02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:05,720
I 100% believe that the government killed JFK. Oh, no, there's no there's no doubt about it

2480
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:13,160
Yeah, whether or not they they had patsy's do they literally they ruled in a court of law that there was most likely

2481
02:07:13,800 --> 02:07:17,000
a conspiracy there, but the same thing with

2482
02:07:17,000 --> 02:07:21,840
That is that light the MMM MLK like that's 100%

2483
02:07:21,840 --> 02:07:29,880
Yeah, the evidence was in a CIA lockup about to be presented to a court the next day and it mysteriously went missing from the CIA

2484
02:07:30,040 --> 02:07:33,040
Lockup, so the CIA didn't get found guilty

2485
02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:36,200
there was the tape from the other side of the street and there was like

2486
02:07:36,840 --> 02:07:42,760
Countless eyewitness reports that said that they saw shots on the grassy. No, and none of that shit was immiscible in court

2487
02:07:42,760 --> 02:07:48,240
It doesn't take much research to like look around and see a CIA in that time. No, it's all out there

2488
02:07:48,240 --> 02:07:54,240
Yeah, it's a like he got assassinated a week after he said that if he could have his way

2489
02:07:54,240 --> 02:07:58,120
He would dismantle that he would rip if like the CIA was a piece of paper

2490
02:07:58,120 --> 02:08:01,640
He would rip it into a million pieces and then a couple weeks later. He gets whacked

2491
02:08:02,360 --> 02:08:05,640
It all comes down to whacked. I like that good man

2492
02:08:08,280 --> 02:08:10,280
It all comes down to

2493
02:08:10,280 --> 02:08:13,880
You know the military make a money we make a lot of money off of wars

2494
02:08:13,880 --> 02:08:20,320
I mean work world with it like look at the Gaza Strip and look at the fucking Ukrainian war like both could probably over

2495
02:08:20,320 --> 02:08:25,920
But we're making so much money off of that. Well you you and I are but you know, yeah somebody

2496
02:08:26,440 --> 02:08:28,680
You know war is a massive

2497
02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:35,920
Booster, I mean, I'm gonna make a prediction here, right? Yeah, we're not gonna get halfway through Trump's term before he gets assassinated

2498
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:42,800
Oh, we are like we already agree with that. Like I think there's at least gonna be attempts on from yep. I

2499
02:08:43,480 --> 02:08:45,840
think the secret service is so

2500
02:08:46,840 --> 02:08:52,240
Protective like in defense mode right now that they'll probably do a good job in protecting him

2501
02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:55,080
Because they fucked up so badly last time

2502
02:08:57,600 --> 02:09:02,280
Here's this guy walking around a rangefinder. Yeah, don't worry about yeah, don't worry about that guy

2503
02:09:02,280 --> 02:09:07,480
Hi, what about bow hunter? What do you think? What do you think of the CEO assassination?

2504
02:09:07,480 --> 02:09:10,280
Because I truly believe that that guy is a fucking hero

2505
02:09:11,280 --> 02:09:16,680
The fucking guy who killed the CA the CEO dude. What do you think? I think he's I think he's a good guy

2506
02:09:16,680 --> 02:09:20,600
I think that he just wasn't in New York City at the time. I don't know what happened

2507
02:09:22,360 --> 02:09:27,300
Are we talking about the United Health Care thing? Yeah, you know, that's a guy in the health care

2508
02:09:27,300 --> 02:09:29,300
I wanted all those cocksuckers data, right? I

2509
02:09:29,300 --> 02:09:35,100
Didn't do it too, right? I didn't do it. I don't think Luigi did anyways

2510
02:09:35,100 --> 02:09:38,220
I think he was at like my house the other day when when that was going on

2511
02:09:45,100 --> 02:09:52,300
He might be he might be I do find it crazy I mean like where does the government you know

2512
02:09:53,180 --> 02:09:55,860
Well, here's that theory. I just came up with in my head, right?

2513
02:09:55,860 --> 02:09:58,900
Because this is where all smart thinking comes from

2514
02:09:59,580 --> 02:10:04,200
What if they they see us starting to get on the trail, right? So I can get on the trail at JFK

2515
02:10:05,220 --> 02:10:09,020
Governments all fucked up. We're gonna get people out of there. They said, you know what we're gonna do

2516
02:10:09,020 --> 02:10:11,020
We're gonna whack a fucking insurance

2517
02:10:11,860 --> 02:10:16,860
CEO and then I don't get everybody on reddit and everybody just talking about that, you know now

2518
02:10:16,860 --> 02:10:18,860
He's a reverse martyr

2519
02:10:19,340 --> 02:10:21,340
Right, right, right. Yeah

2520
02:10:22,340 --> 02:10:24,340
Yeah, I heard there was some kind of

2521
02:10:24,340 --> 02:10:31,020
conspiracy around it where they think that this guy like killed him because to like covers

2522
02:10:31,540 --> 02:10:35,340
Shit up for the government or something like that. Well, that's how it always goes

2523
02:10:35,340 --> 02:10:39,340
I think people are still being MK. Ultrad and being fucking sleeper agents

2524
02:10:39,860 --> 02:10:45,780
Well, there definitely is like I feel like yeah, it's pretty naive to think that that stops like I feel like half of us

2525
02:10:45,780 --> 02:10:46,820
I

2526
02:10:46,820 --> 02:10:47,980
like

2527
02:10:47,980 --> 02:10:52,580
All out of all the people talking right now. We all might be ML and MK

2528
02:10:52,580 --> 02:10:54,580
Oh

2529
02:10:59,900 --> 02:11:03,500
This whole time you didn't know it I just keep having dreams

2530
02:11:04,940 --> 02:11:11,060
I don't like nobody. I don't think they're doing it with like acid and shit anymore. I think they're better at it

2531
02:11:11,060 --> 02:11:13,060
You know, yeah

2532
02:11:13,180 --> 02:11:18,460
On the floor right in the water and yeah, they were just they were just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what stuck

2533
02:11:18,460 --> 02:11:22,620
Back then for the most part they're like, oh fuck it. Let's take this hobo off the street. Give him a fucking

2534
02:11:23,140 --> 02:11:25,860
Guys ever heard of like wormwood or anything? Yeah

2535
02:11:27,020 --> 02:11:33,780
Scale, but I mean like I mean fucking come on. Yeah, it's somebody the guy jumped out the window like no, come on

2536
02:11:34,780 --> 02:11:40,180
It's it's in plain sight. Yeah at that point like what you guys are trying to do. Yeah, absolutely

2537
02:11:40,180 --> 02:11:44,380
It's a really good book that I let me see if I can get my phone. It's an audiobook

2538
02:11:44,380 --> 02:11:48,780
I think you guys should listen to about the JFK murders, but it also talks about patsies and shit

2539
02:11:49,540 --> 02:11:53,620
Yeah, the thing that I was saying was like the government will come out

2540
02:11:54,300 --> 02:12:00,900
75 years later and be like yeah the fucking get we did that like we killed you JFK

2541
02:12:01,340 --> 02:12:06,160
But nobody cares because they're all dead all the people that you know

2542
02:12:06,160 --> 02:12:11,340
That's why it's not hard to like like disclose those documents after it

2543
02:12:11,340 --> 02:12:15,700
Yeah, they can hide under the guise of well, we're different now. It's none of we're different

2544
02:12:15,700 --> 02:12:19,860
But it's nice my biggest thing with this fucking whole CEO

2545
02:12:20,380 --> 02:12:25,820
Assassination from like United Health Health Care is that I think rich people feel like they are like

2546
02:12:26,220 --> 02:12:32,700
Untouchable like they felt like they've been untouchable for fucking ever and that's why I think like the Second Amendment and all that shit

2547
02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:39,540
Is like important because it's like hey guys you aren't untouchable because bullets can still fucking touch you type shit

2548
02:12:39,540 --> 02:12:42,340
Yeah, like you're not untouchable as you fucking think

2549
02:12:43,060 --> 02:12:46,500
Yeah, it's a I mean a lot of a lot of bloods on that guy's hand

2550
02:12:46,500 --> 02:12:50,980
Maybe not directly but because of decisions that these insurance companies make it's like

2551
02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:59,380
Murder is still a murder like yeah, so like it's incredibly easy to see why why he got fucking why he got fucking killed

2552
02:12:59,380 --> 02:13:05,420
The thing that I find fascinating about the whole thing is how all these corporate businesses like Burger King are like

2553
02:13:05,700 --> 02:13:08,340
Taking the stance of like oh, yeah, we had him here

2554
02:13:08,340 --> 02:13:11,900
It's like it's the first time you've seen these corporate companies support a murder

2555
02:13:11,900 --> 02:13:15,980
It's kind that's where like my it kind of fucks in my head a little bit

2556
02:13:16,420 --> 02:13:21,460
You typically don't see that just accepted in society, but then if you look at like mainstream media

2557
02:13:21,460 --> 02:13:24,580
There's like this guy is not a hero. He should not be a

2558
02:13:25,900 --> 02:13:31,340
Good guy. He's a bad guy. This guy had a family. It's like yeah, well all the people yeah, they're playing it safe

2559
02:13:31,340 --> 02:13:36,260
Yeah, they gotta they gotta have all these people who you fucking denied the claims have also had families

2560
02:13:36,260 --> 02:13:40,440
So what about those guys you fucking asshole and usually these core business the same thing

2561
02:13:40,440 --> 02:13:46,460
I think this guy's not a hero because I think if I was like if if if if it was me, right?

2562
02:13:46,460 --> 02:13:50,020
I would go to some crackhead that has HIV

2563
02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:54,360
Right and I'd get a needle or syringe or whatever draw some blood back

2564
02:13:54,580 --> 02:13:59,500
And then I would stick this guy with the needle and then push the blood into him so he gets HIV

2565
02:13:59,500 --> 02:14:06,700
Oh, and then I make sure that all his insurance claims got denied to get the treatment to make sure he doesn't get AIDS, right?

2566
02:14:06,700 --> 02:14:11,460
That's fucking that's that's that's that's that's that's next level. I don't like that

2567
02:14:11,460 --> 02:14:17,420
Yeah, yeah. No, you're gonna suffer if I suffered my whole life. You're gonna suffer cocksucker. Go fuck yourself

2568
02:14:17,660 --> 02:14:23,180
Well, cuz you got a college degree and you got born into a rich family. You're better than me. Yeah, like fuck that

2569
02:14:23,180 --> 02:14:29,300
Yeah, these insurance companies want you to just pay money your entire life while you're healthy

2570
02:14:29,300 --> 02:14:31,300
And then as soon as you become sick

2571
02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:36,820
They want you dead as quick as Lee as you humanly can be so they can have more healthy people paying them

2572
02:14:36,820 --> 02:14:43,300
That's the unfortunate reality that industry but like my people worked in health care and we you see it's a racket

2573
02:14:43,300 --> 02:14:48,980
Oh, yeah, it's really a racket. I mean like for we all worked at commercial you know, we all started commercial UMS

2574
02:14:48,980 --> 02:14:51,060
Yeah, that's the biggest racket of more

2575
02:14:51,060 --> 02:14:55,900
Oh, yeah, really is but like the patient care. Let's make some money. Yeah

2576
02:14:55,900 --> 02:14:59,860
Yeah, but like that's like the whole thing. My dad is paralyzed from the waist down

2577
02:14:59,900 --> 02:15:05,660
But like because he's paralyzed from the waist down. He's not how he's he's perfectly healthy every other way

2578
02:15:05,900 --> 02:15:11,340
They they wouldn't they it took him forever to get a life insurance policy just because they're like well

2579
02:15:11,340 --> 02:15:14,060
He is paralyzed so it might not do it

2580
02:15:14,060 --> 02:15:19,660
It's just like he had to jump through so many fucking hoops and I get so many fucking testons being like he's perfectly healthy

2581
02:15:19,660 --> 02:15:22,540
He just can't use his legs and they're like, yeah

2582
02:15:23,180 --> 02:15:24,340
What's that?

2583
02:15:24,340 --> 02:15:28,340
Is it dick work? I have a brother. So yeah

2584
02:15:34,980 --> 02:15:38,900
But like yeah, like it's like the whole thing with that it's like he wasn't able to get it like

2585
02:15:39,180 --> 02:15:43,100
Life insurance policy for like fucking ten years like it took him forever

2586
02:15:43,100 --> 02:15:49,420
Yeah, that's a fun that happened or is he like riding around a wheelchair like Ricky's dad

2587
02:15:49,540 --> 02:15:53,860
He's um, he got into it's gone to a car accident when he was 18

2588
02:15:54,380 --> 02:15:57,860
The week before a state championship football game where he is a star running back

2589
02:15:58,820 --> 02:16:02,180
And then got paralyzed fucking it sounds like a soap opera

2590
02:16:02,180 --> 02:16:06,500
It does sound like a soap opera like a like

2591
02:16:09,900 --> 02:16:13,860
But he he was in a chair and now he kind of uses

2592
02:16:14,620 --> 02:16:19,620
Like two canes or like the the arm crutches like the ones that like attached to your wrist

2593
02:16:19,860 --> 02:16:25,940
Like he uses them to get around like he does he doesn't have feeling like but below like half is like

2594
02:16:26,580 --> 02:16:29,860
Like quads area like he can't feel below that

2595
02:16:29,860 --> 02:16:34,580
So like he kind of he he can kind of move his legs, but it's like a weird like like

2596
02:16:35,380 --> 02:16:37,380
It was like an L5 injury

2597
02:16:37,380 --> 02:16:42,460
I think so it was like a weird like he can kind of move like the tops of his legs

2598
02:16:42,460 --> 02:16:46,260
But nowhere like the bottom of his legs are just completely dead like they're all atrophied and shit

2599
02:16:46,980 --> 02:16:50,180
Shit, I was gonna say if he couldn't feel his cock anymore

2600
02:16:50,980 --> 02:16:52,980
Yeah, that's

2601
02:16:54,980 --> 02:16:57,980
He could cut it off in case you have all four of the president

2602
02:16:57,980 --> 02:16:58,980
Oh absolutely

2603
02:16:58,980 --> 02:17:00,980
Where did this come from?

2604
02:17:00,980 --> 02:17:02,980
I've been listening

2605
02:17:02,980 --> 02:17:04,980
I was gonna say he was the one episode

2606
02:17:04,980 --> 02:17:06,980
I gave him a material

2607
02:17:06,980 --> 02:17:10,980
They make it easy you know every episode we have starts with these two going at it for 40 minutes about politics

2608
02:17:10,980 --> 02:17:14,980
Then it shifts to religion and then we settle in it's the same beginning every epi

2609
02:17:14,980 --> 02:17:20,980
I don't recall particularly feeling one strongly one way about cutting cocks off

2610
02:17:20,980 --> 02:17:22,980
But I might have said that

2611
02:17:22,980 --> 02:17:29,180
Something at one point well, you know what the issue is. Here's the issue. I got right is that

2612
02:17:29,980 --> 02:17:33,480
You know it's almost got to the point where it's a fucking cult right?

2613
02:17:33,480 --> 02:17:39,480
There's some people that I know that are like transgender like and they've they've always felt like they were either a boy or a girl

2614
02:17:39,480 --> 02:17:44,980
And they're the opposite sex their whole life, and it's like yeah, no like you know so-and-so

2615
02:17:44,980 --> 02:17:46,980
Yeah, they got born as a girl

2616
02:17:46,980 --> 02:17:53,980
But they're definitely a dude you know whatever they go to transition it's like the non-binary shit that kind of fucks me up like it gets real

2617
02:17:53,980 --> 02:17:59,980
You don't want to switch your organs, but you want to be a part of the cult so now you're with a them

2618
02:17:59,980 --> 02:18:04,980
You know yeah, I feel I don't really even know what non-binary

2619
02:18:04,980 --> 02:18:10,980
It don't piss me off that people want to do that like there's some people that get pissed off like I can't believe

2620
02:18:10,980 --> 02:18:16,980
These fucking people want to like you know what for me. It's like whatever. Oh fuck is that Dan?

2621
02:18:16,980 --> 02:18:21,980
I don't understand it with dance here. Oh fuck. He's gotta get his headphones on

2622
02:18:25,980 --> 02:18:28,980
Dan welcome Dan to the podcast

2623
02:18:29,980 --> 02:18:33,980
We're talking to a special guest we're talking special guest Kyle Frank

2624
02:18:33,980 --> 02:18:40,980
Where is he he's in your head? Yeah, I'm right here Dan. I'm in your fucking mic

2625
02:18:45,980 --> 02:18:47,980
Microphone with drugs

2626
02:18:49,980 --> 02:18:51,980
And now I'm in your head

2627
02:18:53,980 --> 02:18:55,980
You can hear me

2628
02:18:57,980 --> 02:19:00,980
So you know I know Dan feels like he's in your head

2629
02:19:00,980 --> 02:19:07,980
So you know I know Dan feels a lot differently than all of us about the United Health Care CEO shooter

2630
02:19:08,980 --> 02:19:10,980
We gotta get

2631
02:19:11,980 --> 02:19:16,980
Dan yeah, what's up? We're so back America's fucking back

2632
02:19:22,980 --> 02:19:25,980
Dude it's just like it feels like we got back on the right timeline

2633
02:19:25,980 --> 02:19:30,980
Feels like we got off track there like that like I'm back to the future. We got to the BIF timeline

2634
02:19:31,980 --> 02:19:33,980
Yeah, yeah, we're on the BIF timeline

2635
02:19:34,980 --> 02:19:37,980
We're back. Yeah, oh dude. It's a beautiful thing

2636
02:19:38,980 --> 02:19:42,980
But they're gonna they're gonna try and kill Trump again. Well. Yeah, we just went over that yeah

2637
02:19:42,980 --> 02:19:46,980
Oh, they're gonna do these fucking drones. Have you seen that Kyle? Oh?

2638
02:19:47,980 --> 02:19:49,980
Well, that's like I was just talking to you

2639
02:19:49,980 --> 02:19:56,980
In the military actually like yeah wars. I'm gonna be war anymore. It's just all drones now. It'd be like all duty

2640
02:19:56,980 --> 02:20:00,980
Drones we're gonna kill each other's presidents and the world's gonna like go to shit

2641
02:20:00,980 --> 02:20:07,380
Yeah, they just mass produce them now. There's no there's really no counteraction to that. You're just EMPs dude

2642
02:20:07,540 --> 02:20:10,800
Yeah, yeah EMPs, but then you're fucking yourself, too

2643
02:20:10,800 --> 02:20:16,140
Yeah, you just start tossing nukes and we can all go to like you know we could all die and we can all go to

2644
02:20:16,480 --> 02:20:18,480
See y'all in Valhalla

2645
02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:20,480
Fucking gone Westchester Hospital

2646
02:20:25,120 --> 02:20:27,120
Loaded up in Shuckin, baby

2647
02:20:35,600 --> 02:20:37,600
That's gonna set the tent back up outside

2648
02:20:37,600 --> 02:20:45,960
Oh shit, you know I gotta use the skin from my ass of my face because of the nukes dude

2649
02:20:49,960 --> 02:20:56,640
Yeah, so Dan give us your opinion on the United healthcare CEO shooter, I think it's a tragedy

2650
02:20:56,640 --> 02:20:58,640
Oh

2651
02:21:06,280 --> 02:21:12,620
Let me say my piece okay, so I think think of how many people right going to work

2652
02:21:13,080 --> 02:21:19,040
Wake up every day, and they're just like fuck man. I can't believe I'm fucking doing this fucking job still

2653
02:21:19,760 --> 02:21:23,760
Every fucking day just because this motherfucker makes ten million dollars a year

2654
02:21:23,760 --> 02:21:28,880
Doesn't mean he doesn't feel that way, but he's employing the people that feel okay. He's the CEO

2655
02:21:28,880 --> 02:21:33,680
He doesn't really have a say in it dude. He's just going in he's got to say whatever the fuck he's got to say and then he goes home

2656
02:21:33,680 --> 02:21:39,920
You know what I mean? He doesn't he doesn't he probably hated that job more than everybody hates him

2657
02:21:39,920 --> 02:21:45,200
He's probably like I fucking hate this place. I could hate my job if I made ten million dollars a year

2658
02:21:45,200 --> 02:21:48,400
I would quit and still have ten million dollars and be happy

2659
02:21:48,960 --> 02:21:52,400
Yeah, but I mean, I don't know dude. I'm just saying he's probably like

2660
02:21:52,400 --> 02:21:56,160
I gotta fucking do this me. I don't know maybe he wanted to buy a yacht. Maybe that's his goal

2661
02:21:56,160 --> 02:21:59,920
Maybe he's like I want to get to that super yacht. I just got to do this for another fucking year

2662
02:21:59,920 --> 02:22:04,160
I feel like if you have a yacht you're automatically super villain level if you have a yacht

2663
02:22:04,160 --> 02:22:10,320
No, dude, because look it doesn't matter how much you get it's never good enough

2664
02:22:10,880 --> 02:22:15,520
So it's like even if you get to that top level you still think your life sucks

2665
02:22:16,080 --> 02:22:18,080
So it doesn't matter how high you go

2666
02:22:18,080 --> 02:22:22,400
So is that why is that why celebrities fuck children?

2667
02:22:23,840 --> 02:22:25,040
Probably

2668
02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:27,040
Maybe that was a jump

2669
02:22:27,040 --> 02:22:29,040
Yeah, that was a jump

2670
02:22:29,040 --> 02:22:32,480
I see where you're going like they've already fucked all the hottest supermodels

2671
02:22:32,800 --> 02:22:36,720
They're like well, who can I fuck that nobody else can fuck and it's like

2672
02:22:37,360 --> 02:22:40,960
Maybe maybe that's a thing, you know, that's why that's why dial up trump does it

2673
02:22:43,040 --> 02:22:46,480
That is fuck where did that come from prove it what prove it

2674
02:22:46,480 --> 02:22:54,560
He does not know bullshit. He was the uh, the you know, he started america's, uh

2675
02:22:56,240 --> 02:22:58,240
Pageant models or whatever the fuck

2676
02:23:00,000 --> 02:23:04,480
Do you like they're adults you think I know the kids the kids?

2677
02:23:05,040 --> 02:23:09,840
Yeah, no, he didn't bullshit. You think I could beat uh, donald trump and magic the gathering

2678
02:23:09,840 --> 02:23:15,920
I i would imagine so dude. He's like 85. No, I don't I don't think you can uh

2679
02:23:16,960 --> 02:23:22,400
Dan in the wise words of like rage against the machine. I mean like hell. Yeah, your anger is a gift

2680
02:23:24,800 --> 02:23:28,640
I want to say this shooter, you know, he used his anger as a gift

2681
02:23:29,440 --> 02:23:36,240
That's funny because this week I was uh making ai covers of dan singing rage against the machine songs

2682
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:38,240
I

2683
02:23:38,400 --> 02:23:44,560
Actually, I actually we used it to come in uh to uh start off this podcast one of his rage covers

2684
02:23:45,200 --> 02:23:49,520
I was gonna say can you do an ai cover of me and him doing uh, how I could just kill a man?

2685
02:23:50,240 --> 02:23:52,000
Yeah

2686
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:54,000
Definitely, yeah

2687
02:23:54,960 --> 02:24:00,560
Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't agree with it. I don't condone this violence, you know, I it's just like

2688
02:24:00,560 --> 02:24:07,440
Like no, I can't get on board with it. You're on kathy hokal's side now. How do you feel about that? Look? Here's the thing

2689
02:24:09,200 --> 02:24:13,200
I would bet you know how many times uh, this guy got his dick sucked by a 10 out of 10

2690
02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:16,000
What the guy who got killed probably a lot? Yeah

2691
02:24:16,640 --> 02:24:18,640
Yeah, I don't know dude

2692
02:24:19,360 --> 02:24:22,800
He pissed his pants on book maybe so what you're saying just his pants

2693
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:30,320
Yeah, just because he beat the game he doesn't deserve to live in his mugshot. He's your dick sucked in by a 10 out of 10 by a 10 out of 10

2694
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:32,720
zero

2695
02:24:37,840 --> 02:24:43,840
A little bit but I gotta pretend it doesn't we all gotta pretend it doesn't cd php's fucking ceo. Let's go do it

2696
02:24:45,840 --> 02:24:49,520
So who exactly would be considered a 10 out of 10 because I feel like that's subjective

2697
02:24:49,520 --> 02:24:53,760
To everybody like your 10 out of 10. It's probably not my 10 out of 10

2698
02:24:53,920 --> 02:24:58,320
Like if I have like a fucking like a goth domi mommy fucking coming at me

2699
02:24:58,640 --> 02:25:00,000
I'd be like that's a 10 out of 10

2700
02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:04,000
But a lot of people would be like I don't like the whole goth thing and I'd be like well, you're just wrong

2701
02:25:04,560 --> 02:25:06,240
but amen

2702
02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,760
amen like

2703
02:25:07,760 --> 02:25:11,920
What like what would consider a 10 out of 10 for you there dan would it be a fucking you know?

2704
02:25:12,240 --> 02:25:14,240
Kathy hochel would it be a fucking?

2705
02:25:14,240 --> 02:25:18,720
Kamala harris. Yeah, kathy hochel 10 out of 10 for you. It's female elon musk

2706
02:25:19,440 --> 02:25:22,960
Kamala harris, but she was a fucking smoke show back. Oh, yeah

2707
02:25:23,600 --> 02:25:27,360
We already said that we'd fuck her. Oh, yeah, I'd fuck kamala harris today

2708
02:25:28,640 --> 02:25:32,080
You know who else was a smoke show with gigantic fucking knockers

2709
02:25:32,960 --> 02:25:34,640
No, who?

2710
02:25:34,640 --> 02:25:36,640
Nancy polo. Yes

2711
02:25:36,720 --> 02:25:39,280
Was I showed it I remember we showed it back here. Yeah

2712
02:25:39,280 --> 02:25:45,920
Yeah, like I was on one of the earlier episodes we talked about nancy polo in massage. She was fucking uh, she was fucking jfk

2713
02:25:46,320 --> 02:25:48,720
She was fucking titty fucking jfk. Yeah

2714
02:25:49,280 --> 02:25:50,320
Yeah, dude

2715
02:25:50,320 --> 02:25:55,280
Look up pictures of her back in the day. She was a fucking smoke. She thinks she got a breast reduction

2716
02:25:56,240 --> 02:26:01,360
Probably no, I just think they deflated because she's so old and miserable. She looks like a corpse

2717
02:26:01,920 --> 02:26:02,800
Yeah

2718
02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:06,880
Also, what the fuck like did we ever figure out what happened with the guy who beat her?

2719
02:26:06,880 --> 02:26:10,640
His her husband with a hammer like what was what happened with that?

2720
02:26:11,360 --> 02:26:13,360
Absolute legend

2721
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:15,680
Drink in his hand

2722
02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:22,400
Obviously they both have nutted in each other's asses

2723
02:26:24,160 --> 02:26:29,680
Like you know, he'd never spilled one drop out of that drink until he fell on the ground and started snoring

2724
02:26:29,760 --> 02:26:32,100
Hey, he's a professional there. That's a professional

2725
02:26:32,100 --> 02:26:36,100
Professional and I love how he's just like yeah, he's my what did he say?

2726
02:26:36,100 --> 02:26:41,220
Like he's like my neighbor or something like he's he's fine. He's a fucking neighbor for sure. Geez

2727
02:26:42,740 --> 02:26:47,940
Assholes fucking residing paying rent. I got a whole fucking colony up there

2728
02:26:48,420 --> 02:26:52,660
Hillary clinton looks like a fucking lizard person and bill clinton looks like he hasn't had his fucking

2729
02:26:53,060 --> 02:26:58,580
Adrenochrome, if you go back far enough, Hillary was kind of hot too. You gotta go back pretty fucking far

2730
02:26:58,580 --> 02:27:05,460
I always had college. So you always had those fucking like scary like yeah, her and bill were fucking like hippies. Yeah

2731
02:27:06,580 --> 02:27:08,740
Why don't you come here and suck bill's dick?

2732
02:27:11,380 --> 02:27:13,700
One of my favorites though is the queen of england

2733
02:27:16,260 --> 02:27:18,260
The four was hard to get out

2734
02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:22,340
The former queen of england was a fucking smoke show back in the day, too

2735
02:27:22,340 --> 02:27:28,520
No, she yeah like back in like 1940. No, no like like queen elizabeth

2736
02:27:28,580 --> 02:27:31,960
Like she was former queen. We can't mention her by name anymore

2737
02:27:33,940 --> 02:27:41,000
She's like voldemort because like princess diane like I know she's like whatever england sweetheart and everybody loves her but I would absolutely

2738
02:27:42,100 --> 02:27:47,220
Let her step on your head with ideas. Definitely fucking beat the fucking walls off that thing. She was

2739
02:27:47,220 --> 02:27:49,220
Fucking

2740
02:27:51,460 --> 02:27:53,460
I feel like we're on the same page

2741
02:27:55,860 --> 02:27:58,420
She's about 50 years too young for damn

2742
02:28:01,060 --> 02:28:04,820
No, no, no, no, man, look maybe if she had lived till today

2743
02:28:06,340 --> 02:28:10,500
Like some mature woman. I like mature one. She's been there before she knows what she's doing

2744
02:28:10,500 --> 02:28:17,220
Yeah, the upper limit for me is like I probably wouldn't go too far into the 60s. Jesus christ

2745
02:28:18,100 --> 02:28:25,060
66 is okay, though, right? I try it. I try it. It depends. It depends if she's really well taken care of

2746
02:28:26,820 --> 02:28:32,100
Well, you know like the thing is like the older the older the cherry for everyone else. Yeah

2747
02:28:33,620 --> 02:28:35,620
What'd he say?

2748
02:28:35,620 --> 02:28:38,260
The older the cherry the sweeter the juice

2749
02:28:38,260 --> 02:28:43,220
Juicier the wine. Yeah. Yeah older the violin the sweeter the tune. Yeah

2750
02:28:45,300 --> 02:28:48,580
What about fucking so it's broken in a little bit it's like a baseball man

2751
02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:53,380
You don't want a brand new fucking catcher's

2752
02:28:54,980 --> 02:28:56,980
Garret coles fastball

2753
02:28:57,620 --> 02:29:02,820
What about that? I'm nowhere near garret coles fastball. I'm more like the leader little league guy there

2754
02:29:02,820 --> 02:29:09,620
I like the uh, i'm a big fan of um milf hentai. That's uh, that's the way to go

2755
02:29:10,980 --> 02:29:12,980
Now now we're going fully off the rails

2756
02:29:14,260 --> 02:29:18,660
I was wondering what the right point was gonna be with you guy. Your porn wasn't good enough

2757
02:29:20,260 --> 02:29:27,300
No, we gotta go milf hentai. That's specifically milf christ. They got the you know simpsons snuff porn

2758
02:29:27,300 --> 02:29:35,860
So dan what do you think's going on uh with these drones over new jersey you think that's china no russia

2759
02:29:36,020 --> 02:29:38,020
No, I think it's the u.s. Government

2760
02:29:38,100 --> 02:29:40,820
And why though why? Yeah, so

2761
02:29:41,700 --> 02:29:45,380
They were around trump's uh house in new jersey

2762
02:29:45,940 --> 02:29:48,740
What is that called west there around a lot of people's houses?

2763
02:29:49,540 --> 02:29:52,100
Westminster, right? Isn't that what it is his golf club?

2764
02:29:52,100 --> 02:29:58,020
I think so, yeah, i don't know whatever the name of his golf club is in jersey. He goes there sometimes

2765
02:29:58,660 --> 02:30:02,100
And uh marlago no, no, that's in florida. Yeah

2766
02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:06,340
But they were like close to that. I think that they're gonna say that

2767
02:30:06,740 --> 02:30:11,940
These drones are foreign. They're getting everybody thinking that they're foreign drones and then they're gonna drone strike trump

2768
02:30:12,420 --> 02:30:16,500
And then say that it was some foreign country that they want to wage war on anyway

2769
02:30:16,500 --> 02:30:22,740
So because I how else are they gonna get him dude. They've tried to assassinate him. It didn't work

2770
02:30:23,220 --> 02:30:24,900
They can't get close to him

2771
02:30:24,900 --> 02:30:28,420
So they're gonna try a fucking drone strike and just blame it on someone else

2772
02:30:28,420 --> 02:30:32,420
I mean if you just have a shooter with a good aim you could probably get him

2773
02:30:32,900 --> 02:30:36,500
Like that one guy had a clear fucking shot at him and he fucked up and

2774
02:30:37,860 --> 02:30:41,300
Now their defenses are too too high. So it's never gonna happen again

2775
02:30:41,300 --> 02:30:46,340
And you know, dude, they scrubbed his entire like everything about him

2776
02:30:47,300 --> 02:30:51,380
Oh that kid. Yeah. Yeah, and like say scrubbed everything about him

2777
02:30:51,460 --> 02:30:56,420
But yet the 23 and me is available for the guy that killed the united healthcare ceo

2778
02:30:57,300 --> 02:31:03,540
He has 23 and me is he full blown italian? He was like 98 percent albanian. Oh really? Oh shit

2779
02:31:04,180 --> 02:31:06,180
I thought he was italian

2780
02:31:06,180 --> 02:31:11,300
Yeah, so basically what he did he walked around queens eating a cheese slice in a fucking track

2781
02:31:12,340 --> 02:31:16,020
Right everybody thought he was italian. He stopped at a starbucks, too

2782
02:31:16,740 --> 02:31:20,420
They thought he they thought he was a made man, but no he's albanian

2783
02:31:22,420 --> 02:31:26,100
Yeah, but I mean the mcdonald's worker who fucking turned him in

2784
02:31:26,500 --> 02:31:30,740
Do you think they're gonna claim that reward or do you think that they're gonna get the fucking reward?

2785
02:31:31,140 --> 02:31:34,900
We're talking about the u.s. Government that guy's gonna get whacked too. They were saying that

2786
02:31:34,900 --> 02:31:41,940
Yeah, they're saying that they're not gonna get the the fucking reward because they didn't they called 911 instead of the tip line

2787
02:31:42,180 --> 02:31:44,180
That's stupid

2788
02:31:44,740 --> 02:31:49,860
That's unreal. I I read that and I still wasn't just disbelief over it. It's only 10

2789
02:31:50,580 --> 02:31:53,060
Yeah, like fucking 10 000. I thought it was 50 grand

2790
02:31:53,700 --> 02:31:56,660
I mean 10 grand could pay for rent for an entire year for me dude

2791
02:31:56,660 --> 02:32:00,660
But 10 grand there was the city of new york that was putting it up actually. No, that's that's a lie

2792
02:32:01,300 --> 02:32:03,780
That would pay for not even that's like eight months

2793
02:32:03,780 --> 02:32:06,180
It's it's honestly not that much

2794
02:32:06,820 --> 02:32:08,180
in the money

2795
02:32:08,180 --> 02:32:11,300
Uh, was it the feds? We are we are well, yeah

2796
02:32:12,820 --> 02:32:14,820
I think it was the city of new york

2797
02:32:14,820 --> 02:32:18,440
Right city of new york pisses away ten thousand dollars a millisecond

2798
02:32:19,860 --> 02:32:21,060
They just looked yeah

2799
02:32:21,060 --> 02:32:21,300
Yeah

2800
02:32:21,300 --> 02:32:27,140
When I went down there I saw more homeless than fucking you know anywhere like the bums out there were just you know

2801
02:32:27,620 --> 02:32:30,900
the bums in new york city are just kind of like a fucking like, you know, like

2802
02:32:30,900 --> 02:32:35,220
Like what's what's the word like a relic of the city? Like you're like if you don't see a bum

2803
02:32:35,220 --> 02:32:37,060
You're not in new york city type shit

2804
02:32:37,060 --> 02:32:42,820
But like the thing that really pissed me off like, you know, we we have our interactions with homeless people

2805
02:32:42,900 --> 02:32:46,340
Like, you know love them or hate them. We had some that we loved we had some that we hated

2806
02:32:46,660 --> 02:32:48,420
But like they're not a fucking spectacle

2807
02:32:48,420 --> 02:32:52,020
There's a guy that was sleeping on like the fucking sidewalk like at like 10 pm

2808
02:32:52,420 --> 02:32:56,180
And like there's a bunch of like chinese tourists like taking pictures like look

2809
02:32:56,180 --> 02:33:02,500
There's a homeless man sleeping on the ground. Look, that's so funny. Haha take pictures of homeless men

2810
02:33:02,500 --> 02:33:07,140
Like they're not a fucking spectrum. That's a fucking person dude. There's no homeless people in china

2811
02:33:07,780 --> 02:33:09,780
They shoot them I think or some shit

2812
02:33:11,220 --> 02:33:15,300
Yeah, white van picks you up and nobody ever sees you again. Yeah, it's like squid games

2813
02:33:17,140 --> 02:33:19,140
They probably put them into squid games

2814
02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:21,140
Oh

2815
02:33:24,180 --> 02:33:29,780
That's actually how they deal with their homeless problem in china, yeah, just kill them oh shit, yeah

2816
02:33:30,740 --> 02:33:32,900
Let me know how well documented this is

2817
02:33:33,540 --> 02:33:35,540
And then what is it like? Uh

2818
02:33:36,180 --> 02:33:40,740
It's only like one female per family. Is that a myth or no that was back in the 90s

2819
02:33:41,060 --> 02:33:44,020
It used to be one. Uh, you could only have one child

2820
02:33:44,020 --> 02:33:49,060
So they would kill the female babies because they wanted to to um to carry on that their family name. So

2821
02:33:49,300 --> 02:33:53,780
Yeah, and even in china like the the woman takes the the male's name type thing

2822
02:33:54,260 --> 02:33:59,940
So you imagine that like a law comes out. It's like yeah, you must finish your man off in your mouth

2823
02:34:01,380 --> 02:34:06,740
I think I I think it was actually a pretty good idea because I think over what the fuck are you talking about?

2824
02:34:06,820 --> 02:34:10,980
No, I think overpopulation is a big problem. It's a it's a very big problem

2825
02:34:10,980 --> 02:34:16,580
We have more fucking land than you we know what to do with but because no one wants to live in fucking like wyoming

2826
02:34:17,940 --> 02:34:24,820
Water though, it's about most part. Yeah, we have resources for fucking everybody, but no one wants to live in fucking wyoming

2827
02:34:25,380 --> 02:34:30,260
Let's take all this beautiful land. We have that's like nobody lives in we'll just plop fucking

2828
02:34:30,960 --> 02:34:32,960
18400 central afs all over the fucking

2829
02:34:34,900 --> 02:34:36,900
All over the country, you know

2830
02:34:37,700 --> 02:34:39,700
After that

2831
02:34:39,700 --> 02:34:42,180
What do you what do you want tyler you want all these people?

2832
02:34:42,260 --> 02:34:46,820
Do you want high rises all throughout the nation? I think that high rises are a beautiful

2833
02:34:47,280 --> 02:34:49,540
staple of american architecture

2834
02:34:49,540 --> 02:34:53,940
Yeah, you know about lands about how much money there is for everybody

2835
02:34:54,740 --> 02:34:56,740
What?

2836
02:34:59,620 --> 02:35:04,740
Why are there thousands of poor people in this country because we're because there's no economy

2837
02:35:04,740 --> 02:35:08,820
Fucking democrats because there's too many fucking people

2838
02:35:10,180 --> 02:35:13,300
Right because the democrats fucking drove the economy into the ditch

2839
02:35:16,340 --> 02:35:20,740
There was poor people before the democrats were in office there's always been

2840
02:35:26,260 --> 02:35:30,740
The wig party dude, you don't know the wig party. Yeah, that's gonna be a jeopardy question

2841
02:35:30,740 --> 02:35:32,740
Uh

2842
02:35:33,940 --> 02:35:40,260
Kyla kyla, do you play uh jeopardy? Are you gonna are you familiar? I do I I want to get on this game

2843
02:35:40,260 --> 02:35:46,820
But dude, it's 11 o'clock. Yeah, I had to say I got it. I do not have time to do it tonight. I need to go

2844
02:35:47,780 --> 02:35:51,300
All right, you can you can dip out we can continue and I got like 10 more minutes

2845
02:35:51,300 --> 02:35:56,020
But then I got to take off too until I get a new schedule in a couple weeks and i'm working fridays

2846
02:35:56,020 --> 02:36:01,060
It's it's just it sucks to come here. But I mean I have a great time but it sucks waking up in the morning

2847
02:36:01,060 --> 02:36:04,420
I should I just I just want to say before you go kyle at first

2848
02:36:04,420 --> 02:36:06,420
I was like when I heard about your podcast

2849
02:36:06,900 --> 02:36:10,820
I was like I started listening to it and I was like, oh this is gonna be an ems jerk-off session

2850
02:36:10,980 --> 02:36:16,820
Fuck this right like because you know how some people are like they just love talking about a couple whackers tugging the radio straps

2851
02:36:18,420 --> 02:36:21,700
I listened to I was like damn a lot of this shit is hitting home, dude

2852
02:36:21,700 --> 02:36:23,700
I just got addicted to it bro

2853
02:36:23,700 --> 02:36:26,740
Did you listen to the newest one we put out episode three?

2854
02:36:27,460 --> 02:36:30,020
Yeah, I did. Yep. I listened to it because I work from home

2855
02:36:30,500 --> 02:36:35,940
So just really curving and dunham talking about my uh cock and balls and jeff lee dude that shit was hilarious

2856
02:36:36,420 --> 02:36:38,420
His pants are oh

2857
02:36:45,300 --> 02:36:49,700
Everybody was freaking out you gotta edit that part out you gotta edit that part out that part's the best part

2858
02:36:49,700 --> 02:36:52,260
If anywhere in this episode is gonna hit home it's jeff lee

2859
02:36:55,540 --> 02:37:02,420
Spot-on kyle I gotta say you're getting out there pretty quick because even even my co-workers like I got brought up at shift change

2860
02:37:02,500 --> 02:37:05,700
Today and they're like, oh ellie mack don't you do a podcast too? I was like, oh

2861
02:37:06,420 --> 02:37:08,420
uh, yeah, yeah, I do

2862
02:37:09,780 --> 02:37:15,540
I wasn't expecting a collab to happen tonight, but I was like seriously everybody's fucking talking about it. It's pretty cool. Yeah

2863
02:37:15,540 --> 02:37:20,100
Yeah, that's dope. I like just for the sake of the message like man. I hope I hope it gets out there quick

2864
02:37:20,100 --> 02:37:24,980
Because like, you know, obviously like we guys do a podcast. It's not like a major monetary value

2865
02:37:24,980 --> 02:37:27,140
But if we can get a lot of decent amount of people out there

2866
02:37:27,780 --> 02:37:32,260
Listening to it and the message starts like spreading out that way like I think it'd be so much better

2867
02:37:33,140 --> 02:37:35,540
It's spreading like wildfire right now. That's for sure

2868
02:37:36,260 --> 02:37:38,260
Yeah, i've heard it brought up at both of my jobs

2869
02:37:38,580 --> 02:37:39,140
Yeah

2870
02:37:39,140 --> 02:37:44,020
Well, I also have to get off my lazy ass and like get vetted for like apple podcasts and all that shit

2871
02:37:44,020 --> 02:37:46,980
you know like the whole youtube thing's probably not cutting the

2872
02:37:47,780 --> 02:37:51,620
Cutting the cheese or whatever. But yeah, I really get used though

2873
02:37:51,700 --> 02:37:53,860
I like it like 200 on a couple of them, right?

2874
02:37:53,860 --> 02:37:59,140
I feel like youtube is the is the place to be at because specifically I mean at least for me personally

2875
02:37:59,140 --> 02:38:05,700
That's where I listen to all my podcast is on youtube like I I mostly like like spotify's for music

2876
02:38:05,780 --> 02:38:10,020
I listen to the podcast on on youtube like a thing that we're like

2877
02:38:10,020 --> 02:38:14,820
We've we've been tossing around the idea with is like trying to do youtube but like getting like face cams for us

2878
02:38:14,820 --> 02:38:18,820
Because I feel like a lot of the things that we do if we get like a face cam

2879
02:38:18,820 --> 02:38:22,660
You can kind of see more of like the emotion that we're giving off type shit, right?

2880
02:38:22,660 --> 02:38:29,380
Right, like it kind of connects people to like hey a voice over a voice over like uh, like, you know

2881
02:38:29,380 --> 02:38:35,060
A blank screen is one thing but like actually seeing like the face of somebody is a is a totally different thing

2882
02:38:35,060 --> 02:38:36,900
Like there's like some visual input too

2883
02:38:36,900 --> 02:38:40,340
It kind of keeps the eyes on the on the actual thing. Yeah

2884
02:38:40,340 --> 02:38:43,620
We definitely do a lot of shit on here where people have no idea what we're talking about

2885
02:38:43,860 --> 02:38:49,700
Yeah, somebody like we'll be like passing a meme around on someone's phone book for the listeners. This is what we're looking at

2886
02:38:50,500 --> 02:38:55,540
Yeah, like see I personally like I'm probably outlier beer, but I like that not me too

2887
02:38:55,780 --> 02:39:02,020
Me too that you just don't know what the fuck we're doing. Sometimes sometimes it's the episode picture sometimes

2888
02:39:02,340 --> 02:39:04,580
Yeah, I mean we had we had fucking ai

2889
02:39:04,580 --> 02:39:07,780
Elon musk with tits and dan was like i'd fuck it

2890
02:39:08,980 --> 02:39:14,500
The solar plexus client clown glider, that's a fucking callback. Oh the solar plexus clown glider

2891
02:39:15,220 --> 02:39:17,220
That is like episode two

2892
02:39:18,180 --> 02:39:20,180
That was an early one

2893
02:39:20,180 --> 02:39:25,220
Yeah, if you know if you if you hear of the solar plexus clown glider and you see it you're you're fucked

2894
02:39:25,620 --> 02:39:29,060
You know like it's a it's a mind virus from the demons

2895
02:39:29,060 --> 02:39:34,260
Now Kyle, I gotta ask about your podcast you guys are dropping them like every couple of days. Do you feel like you get

2896
02:39:34,580 --> 02:39:37,940
Do you feel like you run out of shit to talk about if you're going that rapid fire?

2897
02:39:38,740 --> 02:39:42,980
Um, i'm definitely we're definitely gonna slow it down. I think we're probably do one a week

2898
02:39:43,540 --> 02:39:48,420
I feel like that's healthy. I can't imagine if we were to do that here. We would run out of shit by day two

2899
02:39:48,420 --> 02:39:50,420
There's no way we need like a week of recharge

2900
02:39:50,980 --> 02:39:55,300
I guess the difference is like, you know, you guys are like talking to the same people every day

2901
02:39:55,300 --> 02:40:00,100
But like I can I could pull stories out of a different person. No issue

2902
02:40:00,580 --> 02:40:06,020
It might be the same story as the last guy told but like it's a little bit easier when it's a different person every time

2903
02:40:06,020 --> 02:40:10,020
Right. Well, there's a story that uh was shane was there for uh,

2904
02:40:10,500 --> 02:40:13,940
One of my bls war stories and alley mac was a dispatcher

2905
02:40:14,500 --> 02:40:20,100
Yeah, you guys fucking trash me on that. I can't wait to give my take you guys fucking trash me. Yeah

2906
02:40:20,580 --> 02:40:22,580
But yeah, shane was involved with that one

2907
02:40:22,580 --> 02:40:28,020
Well, uh, hey scooping radio's off the ground. I mean i'll be i'll be down to be on uh tomorrow night

2908
02:40:28,100 --> 02:40:33,300
I should be able to be on yeah, i'll be there but we can uh, yeah, i'll fight it. We can talk about you

2909
02:40:33,620 --> 02:40:40,740
Are you available tomorrow night or what? Uh, it's a calling. It's a calling like we're not physically there. Oh, right. Um, well i'm working tomorrow

2910
02:40:40,740 --> 02:40:42,740
Um, I don't know what i'm gonna be done but

2911
02:40:43,860 --> 02:40:47,540
Yeah, I don't know. Kyle what time are you saying? You're saying it was gonna be pretty late, right?

2912
02:40:48,180 --> 02:40:50,820
Yeah, I think it's gonna be pretty late because i'm gonna be working tomorrow

2913
02:40:50,820 --> 02:40:56,180
Yeah, I think it's gonna be pretty late because like I got somebody like probably eight or nine-ish

2914
02:40:56,900 --> 02:41:00,820
And we've been doing like an hour and a half for like the boring people

2915
02:41:03,060 --> 02:41:05,060
So we need about five hours for us

2916
02:41:06,260 --> 02:41:13,220
That's the thing is like I think two and a half hours was the episode we just dropped with uh me colman and shoaler and shane

2917
02:41:13,860 --> 02:41:17,060
But there's still two and a half more hours that I gotta go through

2918
02:41:17,060 --> 02:41:22,980
That i'm not sure if we're gonna drop it or not because we may have spent the entire time laughing and saying some degenerate shit

2919
02:41:23,380 --> 02:41:25,380
I feel like that like our

2920
02:41:26,180 --> 02:41:28,180
Before

2921
02:41:28,180 --> 02:41:30,520
We start name dropping a little bit too aggressively

2922
02:41:32,020 --> 02:41:37,300
Actually, I don't know we fucking put out like half episodes before because we were like, yeah

2923
02:41:37,300 --> 02:41:40,580
Yeah that that that ending half we should probably you know

2924
02:41:40,580 --> 02:41:46,420
Just even if we don't blow up like if anybody hears this it could be bad actually

2925
02:41:47,540 --> 02:41:53,540
You know the whole I I mean that that that stayed in the fucking whole my sexual awakening was watching and frank the movie

2926
02:41:54,100 --> 02:41:56,100
I thought

2927
02:41:59,060 --> 02:42:02,340
A lot of shit stayed in a lot of shit stayed in

2928
02:42:03,140 --> 02:42:07,540
We can't have people going through this podcast with a finely toothed comb or we're fucked

2929
02:42:07,540 --> 02:42:12,100
Okay, you're not in this room right now, but I actually have a picture of and frank on my t-shirt right now

2930
02:42:15,460 --> 02:42:17,460
She was a smoke show too

2931
02:42:22,980 --> 02:42:24,980
She wasn't that's not true guy

2932
02:42:26,420 --> 02:42:29,140
She was 12 or right 14 or something like that

2933
02:42:30,980 --> 02:42:35,780
Like ninth grade english and I had to read the diary of frank right? Yeah, so back then

2934
02:42:35,780 --> 02:42:40,260
Yeah, that's that's like I would say that I I i'll just rehash this real quick

2935
02:42:40,260 --> 02:42:46,340
But I like in like I was in I think sixth grade and then they showed um like uh one of the

2936
02:42:46,660 --> 02:42:52,260
Anne frank movies but like towards the end of the movie like when they went to the concentration camps like all the chicks had to

2937
02:42:52,260 --> 02:42:54,820
Like like strip down and like get their hair shaved off

2938
02:42:54,820 --> 02:42:59,460
But that was the first time that I saw titties in like, you know in a visual form

2939
02:43:00,100 --> 02:43:04,420
Uh, so I just kind of was like whoa, dude. They're naked man

2940
02:43:04,420 --> 02:43:07,140
So now I have a thing for bald chicks

2941
02:43:07,780 --> 02:43:10,340
Um because you're as checks and jewish chicks

2942
02:43:10,340 --> 02:43:15,540
I'll leave you guys with this right because uh, unfortunately my old man asses go to bed

2943
02:43:15,540 --> 02:43:20,420
But if you guys come out tomorrow, we're gonna have a lot of fun. Um, but I'll leave you with this, right?

2944
02:43:21,140 --> 02:43:27,620
Don't ever get too attached to a jew because they'll take all your money and send it to their national fund because they control the weather

2945
02:43:28,740 --> 02:43:31,140
Unfortunately, I'm marrying one so

2946
02:43:31,140 --> 02:43:36,900
Oh christ sake you made fucking big mistakes. All right, what are they gonna recircumcise you and the priest gonna suck you?

2947
02:43:36,900 --> 02:43:38,900
Yeah, they're gonna recircumcise me and suck my dick

2948
02:43:38,900 --> 02:43:42,900
They're gonna stick it back on they're gonna sew it back on and cut it off

2949
02:43:42,900 --> 02:43:44,900
Holy shit

2950
02:43:44,900 --> 02:43:46,900
That's fucking funny

2951
02:43:46,900 --> 02:43:48,900
Oh fuck

2952
02:43:48,900 --> 02:43:50,900
I'm not actually anti-semitic anybody that listens

2953
02:43:50,900 --> 02:43:52,900
I'm not I'm not anti-semitic

2954
02:43:52,900 --> 02:43:54,900
I'm just making jokes okay

2955
02:43:54,900 --> 02:43:56,900
This is all jokes

2956
02:43:56,900 --> 02:43:58,900
We're all just caricatures of ourselves that's all

2957
02:43:58,900 --> 02:44:01,380
They're gonna cancel me before I even got famous

2958
02:44:04,180 --> 02:44:06,180
We're in the same boat here

2959
02:44:07,460 --> 02:44:11,780
Well fellas hopefully I can get you guys on tomorrow that'd be great

2960
02:44:12,580 --> 02:44:14,580
Yeah, thanks

2961
02:44:14,580 --> 02:44:19,860
Hopefully, yeah, if you guys want to I'll message you guys or whatever. But yeah, um, it's very cool

2962
02:44:20,340 --> 02:44:21,460
Hopefully

2963
02:44:21,460 --> 02:44:26,580
We can like do it you guys could do like a friday night or a saturday night recording of one of these

2964
02:44:26,580 --> 02:44:30,740
Yeah, I could get like real wrecked if we can get deep into conspiracies because that's what I'm doing

2965
02:44:30,740 --> 02:44:32,740
Oh, yeah, that's we could do that

2966
02:44:33,780 --> 02:44:35,780
I got a whole notebook. All right

2967
02:44:35,780 --> 02:44:37,780
Oh, yeah

2968
02:44:37,780 --> 02:44:41,780
Hell yeah, and I might even just I like I might show up in person like that might be the best way to do it

2969
02:44:41,780 --> 02:44:43,780
Dude, that'd be awesome

2970
02:44:43,780 --> 02:44:47,780
Friday Friday nights are good Friday night funkin' brady

2971
02:44:47,780 --> 02:44:52,820
Yeah, and it's not like anything to like don't be stressed about how you look or anything like that

2972
02:44:52,820 --> 02:44:58,900
I I look like a fucking you obviously like that must not remember me. I'm gonna show up in like fucking shorts a hoodie

2973
02:44:59,620 --> 02:45:04,980
That's it. Well, damn i'm gonna be more stressed about whether or not I bring uh, one or two thirty racks of beer

2974
02:45:05,940 --> 02:45:08,740
Well, dan looks like ned flanders now, I don't look like

2975
02:45:10,580 --> 02:45:14,500
He's got when he when he puts on the glasses he has the mustache he looks like that

2976
02:45:16,500 --> 02:45:19,540
You got a mustache now, oh fuck yeah, dude

2977
02:45:19,540 --> 02:45:25,300
Definitely you're giving those mustache right? I I rock it too. I rock it. You know, I think you know

2978
02:45:25,300 --> 02:45:29,700
I'm the only person here clean shaven actually. Yeah, that's a fact. Yeah

2979
02:45:31,060 --> 02:45:34,340
Woman's trying to get me to dye mine. Die it. Yeah

2980
02:45:34,820 --> 02:45:40,500
No, because it's mostly blonde and red so it's it looks a lot thinner than it is. She's like it would look so

2981
02:45:41,140 --> 02:45:43,620
Not only did he replace me with a fat guy

2982
02:45:44,340 --> 02:45:48,180
But another redhead, you know, I'm like, oh my god

2983
02:45:48,180 --> 02:45:50,180
But another redhead

2984
02:45:50,660 --> 02:45:57,540
He's black-haired. I'm not black-haired. It's dark brown. It's dark brown. Yeah, I know boys listen

2985
02:45:57,940 --> 02:46:01,060
Dan, I hope you come on tomorrow night. I know these these guys can

2986
02:46:01,780 --> 02:46:05,940
Alright here from you casey. Thanks for bringing me uh tyler. Yo, yeah

2987
02:46:06,740 --> 02:46:08,740
That's what I do

2988
02:46:09,140 --> 02:46:11,140
Thanks for a special guest

2989
02:46:13,700 --> 02:46:15,780
It's go fuck yourself shawm was mine first

2990
02:46:15,780 --> 02:46:20,260
Dude he's dodging my calls too. Nobody can get a hold of him. So

2991
02:46:21,700 --> 02:46:24,900
I got somebody replaced me too. I don't even know who it is

2992
02:46:26,660 --> 02:46:28,660
He's right. He'll probably just you know

2993
02:46:29,140 --> 02:46:31,940
I don't know fucking tell us five weeks from now

2994
02:46:32,180 --> 02:46:35,540
He'll send us a meme and then not talk to us for you know, another five weeks

2995
02:46:35,620 --> 02:46:38,740
Yeah guy was in the group chat all day today. We asked him to come on the episode

2996
02:46:38,820 --> 02:46:42,740
He goes fucking ghost mode and he's done that every thursday for two years

2997
02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:48,980
It's unreal. There's another fat guy. He jumped to we just don't know who he is yet. I'll try to track him down

2998
02:46:50,260 --> 02:46:53,320
Then he can be on all of our shit lists. It's probably tj melton

2999
02:46:59,140 --> 02:47:01,620
Oh before you go, I just want to tell you poor guys

3000
02:47:02,260 --> 02:47:07,700
I know but like shot catching strays left and right shot. O'brien actually sent me a dick pic

3001
02:47:07,700 --> 02:47:12,820
Uh at one point because he thought my name was taylor instead of tyler on his snapchat

3002
02:47:13,860 --> 02:47:17,140
and uh, you know, I just hit him with a nice cock bro, and then uh,

3003
02:47:17,860 --> 02:47:19,860
You know, that's he just kind of left it at that

3004
02:47:20,980 --> 02:47:22,980
It's kind of how it went. So

3005
02:47:23,060 --> 02:47:26,980
This is the third last thing i'm gonna leave you guys with he does have a nice cock

3006
02:47:26,980 --> 02:47:38,340
He does it's it's it's solid length. Not so girthy but solid like I felt it in my ass. All right

3007
02:47:42,660 --> 02:47:49,780
Thanks for a special guest kyle franken listen to the survive the 6.5 podcast on youtube love it

3008
02:47:50,980 --> 02:47:52,980
All right. Thanks for being on buddy. We'll be you

3009
02:47:52,980 --> 02:47:56,420
All right, fellas, thanks for having me. Yeah. See you later

3010
02:47:57,220 --> 02:48:02,500
All right. We'll be back on untitled podcast probably without me. Have a good night. Fuck off

3011
02:48:04,660 --> 02:48:10,980
All right, welcome back to untitled podcast we're uh gonna get an outro here going

3012
02:48:12,500 --> 02:48:17,800
Don't forget to uh email us until podcast 73 at gmail.com

3013
02:48:18,820 --> 02:48:20,820
You don't even ever check it

3014
02:48:20,820 --> 02:48:24,900
We gotta beg you to check it if somebody's fucking send us the emails

3015
02:48:26,260 --> 02:48:32,020
We do get emails all the time from jesus christ latter-day saints, right? Yeah, i've been in uh a lot of those

3016
02:48:32,580 --> 02:48:36,260
Jehovah's witnesses or whatever the fuck you call them emails

3017
02:48:37,220 --> 02:48:38,420
uh

3018
02:48:38,420 --> 02:48:40,980
Thanks to our special guest kyle franken

3019
02:48:41,620 --> 02:48:43,460
and uh

3020
02:48:43,460 --> 02:48:45,220
Like us on facebook

3021
02:48:45,220 --> 02:48:50,900
Sure, you know, there's also a fake untitled podcast that keeps trying to message us on fucking

3022
02:48:51,620 --> 02:48:57,620
Uh on our on our uh on our page there and they're like do do you have spotify? Are you?

3023
02:48:57,940 --> 02:49:00,420
Oh, yeah, that's a scam. I've gotten that too. Yeah

3024
02:49:01,140 --> 02:49:07,940
Yeah, they're like are you uh untitled podcast on what facebook? Yeah facebook messenger. It just keeps doing that. I'm like, uh

3025
02:49:08,580 --> 02:49:10,420
Fuck that guy. Whatever

3026
02:49:10,420 --> 02:49:15,460
Like do you want to buy our fucking domain or something? I don't fucking know

3027
02:49:16,420 --> 02:49:22,120
Uh, anyway like us and uh, as always be kind to yourself each other motherfucker

3028
02:49:22,740 --> 02:49:24,740
We out

3029
02:49:28,020 --> 02:49:32,500
For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

3030
02:49:33,860 --> 02:49:36,500
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3031
02:49:36,500 --> 02:49:38,500
What

3032
02:49:39,620 --> 02:49:42,180
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

3033
02:49:45,780 --> 02:49:53,380
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

3034
02:49:54,580 --> 02:49:56,580
Extended episodes

3035
02:50:00,820 --> 02:50:03,060
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

3036
02:50:03,060 --> 02:50:07,780
Oh, they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese

3037
02:50:10,820 --> 02:50:17,460
Somewhere in china, right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

3038
02:50:17,460 --> 02:50:30,260
So then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

3039
02:50:47,540 --> 02:50:52,660
But I see I hate jfk was killed by the government before my eyes

3040
02:50:53,140 --> 02:50:59,700
While holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep nothing

3041
02:51:00,020 --> 02:51:04,020
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

3042
02:51:04,820 --> 02:51:06,820
Taken it to the next level with the birds

3043
02:51:10,740 --> 02:51:16,420
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make

3044
02:51:16,420 --> 02:51:22,180
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

3045
02:51:22,260 --> 02:51:26,260
They're going to be a convince you that thing's fucking real. You can cut it open. You're going to see blood guts

3046
02:51:26,260 --> 02:51:28,260
No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

3047
02:51:28,260 --> 02:51:44,260
Is absolutely violent which by the way big brother is the overlord

3048
02:51:58,500 --> 02:52:00,500
So

3049
02:52:11,700 --> 02:52:17,700
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real

3050
02:52:17,940 --> 02:52:19,940
Okay, look it up. Look it up

3051
02:52:20,180 --> 02:52:25,540
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home

3052
02:52:25,540 --> 02:52:31,300
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time

3053
02:52:32,260 --> 02:52:36,900
George soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit

3054
02:52:37,540 --> 02:52:41,460
George soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

3055
02:52:41,460 --> 02:52:45,860
He fucking put down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get it

3056
02:52:47,460 --> 02:52:49,460
Donald trump the fucking word person out there

3057
02:52:50,660 --> 02:52:52,180
fuck trump

3058
02:52:52,180 --> 02:52:57,940
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gays fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there

3059
02:52:57,940 --> 02:53:09,940
Everybody