For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck it up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this yearman come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Anthropoclesauchron, they have a very large body.
They're very small.
They'll drop ladybugs everywhere.
We, we are coming out of this what have seen.
Those bastards.
I found a
ghost.
Check this out, J-J-JFK got assassinated by the fucking Tomarex!
He got killed by the-
Welcome back. It's day time in America again. Tyler, congratulations on your victory, comrade. Thank you, thank you.
Ali Mac, I don't know who you voted for, but- Hi all, Ali Mac. And for you, Tyler. Welcome back, America.
On Tyler Podcast, episode 89.
Casey refused to do one last week because he was too sad.
I was ecstatic. I can't tell you how much I wrote in that goddamn group chat on election night.
Oh man, it is day time in America again, boys. Welcome to the new golden age of America.
I am doomed, either way. I'm so ready. When Pennsylvania went red, I'm like, it's over. It is fucking Jover.
The Democrats are losing every swing state. They lost every swing state, they lost the House, and they lost the fucking Senate.
It's a beautiful day in America. God bless this land.
Wow, I knew it was bad. I didn't know it was that bad.
Yeah.
That bad of a fucking Melrose.
Fascism has prevailed yet again.
So, Ali Mac-
Are they saying it's mainly because of our generation, too?
No, because of the fucking Zoomers and the fucking Boomers.
It's because of the Amish, actually.
I heard it was mostly fucking 18 to 28 year olds.
Yeah, because they were saying that we're just like all over because there's so much shit on social media.
Yeah.
I love it.
You see, I can't keep these fucking generations apart.
All right. I was born. I thought I was a fucking millennial.
Then I think like-
We're Gen Z.
So who'd you vote for, Ali Mac?
I'm not a liberty to say.
I'm not. We're not going to judge you.
No, I think I like where I'm at right now.
Was it Jill Stein?
No, God no.
It was one of the two main candidates.
Okay, at least it's not fucking Jill Stein.
But Jill, did you see Jill Stein actually won a county in like a state?
Like she won an actual entire county.
It's probably the one that she was from.
No, it wasn't. It wasn't even her home county.
She actually won a county down south somewhere, though.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Did you guys see the one town where there's only six votes and it was three and three?
That's nuts.
Somebody's like, I need a documentary about this town tomorrow.
Yeah. So start off the night.
I was a little nervous, but I was confident and went in.
I was watching it at work.
We actually didn't do a call that entire night.
So we watched the election all night.
So I was watching it.
And then, you know, the early states came in.
Florida, we're like, all right, we got Florida.
Then all of a sudden, Georgia started blowing up red and Mike.
Ooh, George is one of the ones that we need.
Then North Carolina started glowing red and Mike.
Ooh.
And then, you know, as the night went on, votes were coming in.
All the red states came to fucking play.
Texas did not flip blue.
Thank fucking God.
We went through before the votes were even counted for California.
It was just blue.
I just thought that was real funny.
Yeah, they did the same thing with New York.
Yeah. Like before the vote, anybody was reporting there was nobody voted.
Like there's no votes counted.
And they're like, New York and California are fucking blue.
Yeah. You don't even really need to wait on that.
And then you're like, I'm looking through and Mike.
Okay. And then motherfucking Pennsylvania, you fucking magnificent bastards.
The Amish came out and fucking force for Trump, dude.
That's what happened.
Like, no, like not even joking.
The Amish actually are the people that flipped Pennsylvania.
They had the Amish come out in fucking mass to vote for Donald.
The Amish should be able to fucking vote.
They don't even want to live in a fuck.
Be a part of fucking America.
That's not true.
That is true.
They're not.
They're not a part of our society citizens of America, but they're not.
They're not engaged in modern.
Here.
They were fucking horses.
Yes, you can ride a horse.
They were born on American land and they lived on American land.
They're like, you don't want them to vote just because they're not voting for your
they think it's like 1800 or some shit.
No, they still deserve a vote.
Did you ever see that?
I'm not trying to get off the election because I still want to talk about this because I'm so excited.
I don't think you're going to want to get off the.
But the the Jersey, the show Amish Mafia on Discovery Channel.
Never before.
It was fucking hysterical.
They had a midget Amish guy who was in the Amish Mafia who like would break into people's
houses and smash their milk jugs.
It was real funny.
Like the Amish Mafia was an insane show and they had like rival Amish Mafia's that they had to fight with.
And then the main guy's name was fucking Levi fucking Levi.
What a class of method by Kamala Harris and Democrats.
Literally all you guys.
I will say it's just like I don't really think she had much support from from our generation.
Obviously.
Look at what happened.
That's what happens when you nominate the worst candidate possible.
If they did a fucking primary and put somebody in.
Yeah, I mean, it was just like I thought this race was over the fucking day.
Joe Biden dropped out because it's like you said for months that this was the best guy for the job.
He's currently the president of the United States and you're trying to endorse him again.
But now you're saying, oh, wait, never mind.
He definitely does have dementia.
We've just been kidding for a couple of years.
And then you fucking have him step down.
Like, that's such a weak look where it's like, oh, we're like a couple like up two months away.
Who are we putting up for election guys?
Dude, American.
Come on, this shows this just shows that America has lost all fucking like faith in the Democratic Party.
They lost every single ounce of faith in the Democratic Party because they just run on promises that they're just not going to keep.
And they and they fucking sold their soul to a familiar.
They sold their soul.
They sold their soul to identity politics and that's a little familiar.
Tyler, the ones who actually believe in the actual literal devil.
Okay, fair counterargument, fair counterargument.
I don't even know what he's talking about.
I don't either, but he's fucking got my vote.
That's not awful.
I agree with that.
It's not actually tastes very good.
It's a little strong, but it's not bad.
I can't even really taste the gin.
I can taste it.
It's parental advisory.
The Democratic Party put a lot of people off.
I say if Trump if Trump does what he says he's going to do.
Well, I don't agree with a lot of what he wants to do.
But if he's going to like fix the economy, I'll say, oh, good job.
You fucking fix the economy.
But I just don't believe it.
So this whole thing is going to end the war in ninety days.
You said he was going to work and the war in the fucking first day, and if he
doesn't, he's a liar.
So this whole thing now like good, I want to talk.
I want to talk one day.
He said he said day one.
I will end the war in Ukraine.
I will call Putin and the war in Ukraine.
I want to say now he says it's within ninety days.
He wants to already.
One is ninety.
I want to specifically talk about the meltdowns of people like that are
happening now, like these women that are going off the fucking rails by saying
that, well, now my rights don't exist.
It's like he's not going to take away your fucking everything.
You're just going off the rails.
Well, he's essentially arguing that trans people don't exist because he's
saying throughout human history, this has not been a thing until now.
So he's basically saying these people don't exist anymore.
We're going to take we're going to not be able to put on your birth certificate
that you're trans.
I think we're fucked either way.
Guys shouldn't be completely honest fucking putting trans on your birth
You're born a male or female.
That's what happens.
You fucking inbred.
I don't see why you can't just put male to female and your birth because you
weren't born a fucking female, then right that you fucking card.
Why like this?
I think like this Casey.
This is the exact reason why your side lost because we went too far with this
shit depends on swinging the other way.
And I'm so happy it did writing your birth certificate isn't too far.
Yes, it is like transgender surgeries for like prisoners and minors.
That's too far.
Yeah, that's what your party fucking ran on.
You fucking that's some crazy shit.
Come on, politics.
I fucking hate this shit.
I hate all of it.
I'm so happy.
This is a great day for America.
Biden invited Biden invited Trump to the White House.
Yeah, it went all right or like the transition of power, which is something
that Trump didn't do for Biden the first time.
Right.
And well, because they stole the election.
Well, so the Democrats aren't really saying that like they stole the election
this time.
Like, you know how Trump supporters like protested because they did the cap?
Where the fuck did two hundred thousand votes come from at 3 a.m.
3 a.m.
That's what happened during the last election.
That's what flipped Pennsylvania.
And that's why he lost.
Well, in Pennsylvania this time, Elon Musk paid people the bullshit.
It was like all he paid him to sign up for the side of petition to vote for Trump.
And now he wants the secretary.
What's the new government agency?
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
But what's the new government agency that he's making along the head of the
accountability, the accountability one or something?
Oh, the head of it's called Doge, right?
Yeah.
He's so he named after Dogecoin and Dogecoin like skyrocketed like the department of
government, 300, 300 percent government, the department of government efficiency.
Yeah.
Doge, the department of government efficiency.
So did he just name it that like for the meme?
Probably.
He also got fucking Rama Swami.
He did.
Who's another fucking bat shit crazy.
He's not fucking insane.
So so he's got Elon and Romswami as the fucking heads of this dude.
He's got the fucking Avengers, dude.
It's a good day for America.
And you're going to see it.
Who else does he have?
Tulsi fucking Gabbard.
Yeah, she's fucking great.
That traitor, that traitor.
She ran on the on the Democratic Party.
Yes.
Tulsi Gabbard is an amazing person.
She ran for the Democratic Party president.
Yes.
In like, you know, and the party rejected her because she was too extreme because she
said that there shouldn't be fucking transgenders in the military.
Was she too conservative?
Yes, she is too conservative for them.
And the rights like we'll take in.
She's like, okay.
But why would you not want to have transgender people in the military?
Because that's fucking retarded.
Why is that retarded?
It's just it's just a regular person.
I guess they're trying to take fucking hormones and shit like no join the military fucking,
you know, go and kill for our country and then come back and do whatever the fuck you
want.
But goddamn, you're not getting hormones in the military.
Well, if they're fighting for the country, what does it matter if they look like a male
or female?
It doesn't matter.
They are already in the military.
It doesn't matter if they look like a male or female.
But giving a male fucking estrogen when they're fucking in the military is the worst idea
of fucking ever.
You're absolutely retarded.
Casey, I'm so happy that you and all your little cronies are fucking dying and fucking
doing all this shit because you're like, you're all having meltdowns.
And I love that the salt mines have opened again.
You guys are crying tears of fear.
But Tyler, women are allowed in the military, right?
And they don't have testosterone.
Well, they don't have much testosterone.
So what does it matter if somebody is taking estrogen or if they don't have as much testosterone?
Because you're actively making them weaker as a person.
You're actively biologically weakening them as a person.
And that's another thing that the military they sent the the the Secretary of Defense
that he's got is saying that he's going to get the transgenders out of the military and
make the military fucking lethal again.
We're fucking we were fucking advertising the fucking insane people.
And now the military has become fucking pillow fucking fights.
Now they're fucking trying to make this shit fucking lethal again, dude.
Are you for gays in the military?
I don't fucking care as long as you don't fucking fuck other dudes while you're in combat,
dude.
But can you fuck other women in combat?
Fucking Dykes are some scary people, man.
They are some scary motherfuckers.
I would not want to cross one of them.
Yeah.
But you could argue that it's it's making them mentally stronger because now they feel
like the person that they actually want to be.
They shouldn't be in the military if you're fucking that fucked up in the brain.
All right.
So who else did Trump dominate?
Tulsi, Tulsi Gabbard.
Yep.
Fucking the Vic Ramaswami.
Robert F. Kennedy is Department of Health Department of Health Secretary.
The one the anti-vaxxer.
Yeah, he didn't.
The Aaron Burr of the Democrats.
Aaron Burr.
Aaron Burr fucking ran for president and then he ran for president again on the other side.
Oh, I thought you said I thought you meant Bill Burr.
I was like the Bill Burr.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Aaron Burr like the president with Alexander Hamilton.
Yeah, Aaron Burr.
R.F.K. is a fucking traitor because he just you are fucking his side, dude.
I was until he became a fucking blood traitor.
Oh, my God, Casey.
This is exactly the reason you guys fucking lost because it's like he changed party lines.
He's wrong now.
Everything about him.
I hate now.
That's you are.
Oh, my God.
You are such a fucking idiot, Casey.
I never agreed with his anti-vaxxer.
Oh, my God.
You are fucking hysterical.
You're making an anti-vaxxer the secretary of the health department.
We should we fucking show it.
Do you vaccines are I believe that we shouldn't be forced to get a vaccine that's untested.
That's the reason why he was an anti-vaxxer specifically for covid because it was untested.
We're also poisoning America and he's going to help us hear you from fucking upstairs.
Clearly this motherfucker.
This motherfucker thinks that our case a bad choice now, even though he was on our case
side, I was the vote for our he was an independent candidate.
Yeah, and then he changed to a Republican cabinet member and he's like he's wrong.
Turned into a fucking mega supporter.
You're wrong, Casey.
You are.
You are a hypocrite.
You are a fucking supporter.
He's if he's part of the fucking campaign.
You are so wrong, Casey.
So Ali, you are.
Have you heard about these Trump's picks for the his staff?
I heard Elon's in there, right to the department of the government.
The government.
The Doge, the Doge position is the Department of Government Officers.
Elon, Romswan, and that is ridiculous.
He put a fucking Matt Gates as attorney general.
Yeah, back big Gates is a far right extremist.
Sure, buddy.
Sure he is.
You're a far you're a far left extremist.
So anybody, anybody who is not who is any right of fucking center, you're like he's wrong.
Got to kill him.
Chirkoff to fucking him.
Yeah.
Oh, you're going to save us.
Oh, you did it.
I'm going to kill everyone.
We're going to have another fucking civil war.
It's bound to happen.
It's so close.
We are on the brink of another civil war.
I think of Kamala.
We would already be in a civil war.
Kamala's a piece of shit.
I wish.
But I fucking hate them both so much.
I hate both of the candidates.
So fucking great.
They're so bad.
Both of them are just so fucking bad.
Tyler, Matt Gates is literally a pedophile.
You're a pedophile.
He is.
He was investigated by the Department of Justice.
He was investigated and found not guilty fucking child trap.
But why do you get investigated for child trafficking?
If somebody puts in an anonymous fucking tip, you can get investigated for anything.
If you called the FBI and said I had a nuclear device in my apartment, the FBI would come
and look for a nuclear device in my fucking apartment.
But he literally had sex with a 17-year-old.
That's legal in New York State.
That's what he was being investigated for.
It's legal in New York State.
He was also under investigation for associating with a guy that was convicted of child trafficking.
Bill Clinton was on Epstein Island.
Yeah, so Donald Trump was best friends with Epstein.
He had one fucking grainy photo with Epstein at a fucking party and you're like, he's best friends.
They're friends forever.
No, that was like Epstein.
I was going to say they had a lot of a...
I saw a face in the window.
Is that Dan?
Yeah, that's probably fucking Dan.
But they fucking...
I can't fucking remember what I was going to say.
I don't know.
But I thought I saw Dan in the window.
Epstein was like, yeah, Trump was my best friend.
Oh, yeah.
No, I was going to say.
I thought they had like a well-documented pretty extensive path.
They did.
Fake news.
Epstein was like, don't vote for this guy because he's like crazy.
That was coming from Epstein.
Ali Bek looks like he wants to kill himself.
I do.
I love this.
I'm so happy.
This is a great day for America.
I just want you two to stop fucking arguing.
That'll never happen.
I know.
When one of us dies...
But it is the same shit every fucking week.
When one of us dies, that's going to be the end of our arguments.
Oh, God.
I'm so happy right now.
This is a good day.
I'm having a great time.
America is going to be great again.
I'm happy too.
Make America great again.
I can see the maga in your eyes, Ali Bek.
I love the enigma.
Who was it?
You're a sleeper agent, fucking call duty, fucking score streak.
Five, six.
We're going to fucking torture Ali until he tells us who he voted for.
Nope.
He's not getting it out of me.
The votes, Ali Bek.
What do they mean?
We're going to shove ghost peppers and smelly salts down your throat.
All right.
I either voted for Trump or Kamala.
I'll leave it at that.
But it was one of those two.
One of these days, you'll tell us.
One of these days, but not today.
I want to really let it cook and see if you guys can figure it out.
I know you did the right thing, Ali Bek.
I know you did the right thing.
That's why I didn't want to tell.
You both think I'm fucking backing you up.
I definitely did not vote for one of your candidates.
Ali Bek, you aren't crying about it on the internet, and you're not saying awful things about everybody in the Republican party like the rest of these people that we know.
Dude, I wouldn't be doing it one way or the other.
I fucking hate both of these parties so much, and I hated both the candidates.
Casey, Casey, you knew me when Donald Trump lost.
What did I do when he lost?
I don't know.
Did I do anything crazy?
Did I fucking cry on the internet?
Did I go dark?
Did I put a fucking black profile picture as my profile picture?
I think he did what a lot of other Republicans did and say that he falsely lost.
I do remember that.
He did falsely lose.
Remember when they did break in the Capitol building and fucking overthrow the government?
I think that the Democrats are going to do something.
That was pretty fucking wild.
I think the Democrats are going to do something worse.
Oh yeah?
Because Kamala Harris admitted the same day that she lost the election.
Because it was overwhelming.
Trump is the only one who ever didn't.
It always went that way.
They would concede later that night once the AP predicted that you were...
Because the fucking conservatives don't want to admit they lost.
Woohoo!
Holy shit.
Yeah.
It's a crazy...
Give me an air horn.
Fucking...
Give me an air horn, motherfucker.
Biden did it after Biden conceded the fucking election.
Fuck.
I'm so fucking hyped up, dude.
It's a great day for America.
Great day.
I am in tears because of the smelling salts.
But I'm also crying.
No, because of the election.
I'm crying tears of joy.
Dude, I actually am tearing up.
So Casey, we've heard a lot about what was going through his head during the election.
Results coming in.
He just went to sleep.
What was going through your ears?
I was kind of expecting Trump to win, but not hoping he wouldn't.
So I don't know.
It was just like, oh fuck.
It was just like, oh this sucks.
Can you walk me through your mind process when you saw that Pennsylvania was called
for Republicans?
What happened in your brain there?
I was thinking that Elon probably caused that to happen with his little sweepstakes there.
He gave out a chance to win a million dollars to everybody that voted for Trump.
That's a little bit of election fraud if you ask me.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty sketchy.
That was pretty fucking sketchy.
But even if he lost Pennsylvania, he won all the other swing states.
So it was a fucking massive, decisive victory.
He really did just turn voting into Trump, just voting for Trump, just a complete meme.
It's like, yeah, fuck it.
It's like a free lottery ticket.
Might as well do it.
I appreciate that he's a cult of personality.
Like a lot of people follow him.
A lot of people listen to him.
That's the Marine guy.
I think a lot of people are brainwashed by him.
He got the fucking Fox News host as the Defense Secretary General or whatever.
He did.
Defense Secretary.
And he's doing a pretty good job.
He's going to do a good job.
The dude had fucking three...
He got two Bronze Stars in the military.
You know how you get a fucking Bronze Star?
Tell us, Tyler.
You have to do some shit that is like, you know, like they call duty level missions in actual war to get a Bronze Star.
And he's got two of them.
What was wrong with the four-star general we had before?
He was a fucking loser.
He was a fucking Democrat.
He was a loser.
He made the fucking... he made the United States military fucking soft.
We need a guy who's going to be in there and make that shit hard as fuck, dude.
We need the military to be hard and fucking stonewall shit, dude.
We need to make them hard, lethal and fucking just like fucking monsters.
We need the military to be fucking monsters, dude.
Is Donald Trump going to want to pull out of, like not help Ukraine with the war?
He's going to end the war, dude.
Is he going to end? Is he going to let Russia take Ukraine?
He's not going to let Russia take Ukraine.
Russia is on the back foot of this war currently and fucking Putin's looking for a way out and he's going to fucking see Trump and be like, oh fuck, I can finally get a way out and not look weak because I won't surrender to fucking Joe Biden.
Like that's the thing.
Also, Hamas fucking chilled the fuck out when Donald Trump won the election. They're like, oh fuck, he's going to do some scary shit to us if we don't calm the fuck down.
Yeah, that's because he's losing.
But he won't stop the war until NATO or until Ukraine says they won't be in NATO.
If Ukraine joins NATO, Russia is still going to like fucking want to control them.
You sound like Jimmy Kimmel here where you're about to cry talking about Ukraine.
That was pretty good.
Our allies in Ukraine.
Dude, Jimmy Kimmel is so fucking punchable.
I love seeing all the fucking leftist pundits on fucking on like the late night shows when and then fucking fucking Stephen Colbert coming out and being like, hey, how you guys doing?
I'm guessing if you watch this show every day, you're not doing good.
Well, I'm not doing good either.
You fucking lost middle finger to you middle finger to you, Jimmy Kimmel middle finger to you Saturday Live. You all fucking can suck my fucking red Republican cock.
It's fucking bulging. I'm putting so much blood in my cock.
I've had an erection for two weeks.
I've had a fucking red throbbing Republican erection for the last two weeks, dude.
Wow.
I was thinking about starting a fallout shelter.
Pussy.
Because, you know, the end times are coming.
The end times aren't coming. Donald Trump stopped World War III.
January 20th, 2025, the date of our demise.
Why do you think that's?
Because that's a swearing day.
That's an inauguration day.
So I'm going to stock up some fucking soup cans, some mac and cheese.
Wow.
I got to survive like two weeks.
I got electric cookers.
I'm dead.
How renewable that food is.
I got a basement that's like five feet underground.
You know, this is going to be your fallout shelter.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. This won't do shit.
Now I'm going to put up some radioactive curtains.
Yeah. This isn't going to do shit.
Casey, that's not how that works.
I'm going to steal the lab.
You ever play the game Fallout?
It's going to look like that if Albany gets hit with a fucking nuke.
Yeah.
You mean fucking.
All you're going to hear is.
It's all over, but the cry.
I'm surprised Trump didn't pick Madri Taylor Green for anything yet.
Madri Taylor Green is a fucking anti-Trumper now.
No, she was on his side.
Yeah, but she fucking is too extreme for Trump.
We got to fucking stop talking about politics.
She is really.
I'm going to back my head against the table.
All right.
I will staple my nutsack to the fucking ceiling if we keep talking about politics.
I can.
I mean, Casey, we're watching something of the AI presidents raking the perks in Call
of Duty on a tier chart.
And I thought that could be interesting.
Like the perks in Call of Duty zombies.
We could actually have a conversation about and see where we would rank the perk of Colas.
I always love the fucking Destiny 2 memes where it's fucking Biden.
It's probably like, just be like, get your fucking Thunderlord.
Joe, Joe, he's like, huh?
Are you doing?
Why do we have crap?
We quit.
Huh?
What?
Why do you have it?
Joe?
Joe, we need you to tune in here.
Come on, Joe.
Lock in.
So we'll start.
I've been top fragging the entire time.
Donald, get the fuck off me.
Suck my cock.
So I'd say Jug is S tier.
I think I think I think my favorite will be quick.
Revive quick.
Revive.
I need a little.
But I say Jug is the top tier.
Like you can't do like higher than level 10 without job.
I think I think that that's faded as times moved on.
I don't think that Jug is as big of a deal as we think it is in this one.
I think Cold War was even kind of just stupid until you like upgraded it with those crystal things.
And then it became ridiculously overpowered.
But fucking all the other games, you need a job.
It's when I don't know you got armor.
You got a whole bunch of augments.
You have a million things that can kill a zombie in point two seconds.
What about speed?
Cole?
Spee Cole is a good one.
Speed Cole.
I put an A though.
Speed Cola and Stamin up I think are both A's.
It depends if you're using a shotgun.
Fucking Speed Cola is an absolute necessary or an SMG.
That's not a taste of while to reload.
Right.
Well, not it doesn't take a while, but it makes it super quick.
I was going to say if you're using an LNG, it makes it negligible.
You like if you're using if you're using an LNG, I feel like I feel like that could help out a lot too.
Yeah.
I haven't used the LNG.
I'm trying to camo.
The LNG is apparently sucking zombies right now really bad because I haven't used them yet, but I'm trying to camo grind.
I'm doing my marksman rifles right now.
My marksman rifles.
I'm almost done with my AK there.
I got to do that.
Then I got to do the fucking like actual sniper rifle.
That's a marksman rifle.
The fucking like yeah, that one.
That was nice.
Rifles are fun.
It's irritating for a while, but because it's what's the pack that you get with the fucking with the fucking sniper rifles.
What do you get for packing those?
I think the two of them are just normal, but they're just more powerful and then the one turns into a shotgun.
That'd be very useful.
Yeah, the one sniper.
I think it's the SVD.
I think that one just turns into a fucking shotgun if you hip fire it or you can still snipe by aiming down the side of it.
So Ali Mac, I'm just going to put this out there.
So before Black Ops 6 came out, you said that you would not spend a single cent.
And I'm the only one who didn't.
No, no, I put battle passes in a different tier because the way I see it.
You put battle passes in a different tier?
Because when I max this thing out, it gives me the points required to buy the next one.
So as long as you play the game, you can get the next one for free.
So I don't have a problem with pissing a couple bucks at a battle pass.
That is different than buying a fucking like the only reason I did that is because the fucking Vault Edition paid for the battle pass too.
If it didn't do that, I never in a million years would have bought the Vault.
That's exactly what I did too.
Because I'm like, I'm like, it gives you black sell and I'm like, it's the same price that you'd get.
So why not?
Like, why not?
And then you get Klaus, you get fucking Adler and you get Park and you get the fucking Warden.
I think it was from Alcatraz.
I will say, I think it's kind of fucking bullshit that they double tiered their fucking battle passes now.
I know this isn't the first year they've done it, but it's the first time I've been playing a cod where that's a thing.
And that is fucking stupid.
You do one battle pass.
Stop trying to get more money out of me just so my skin's a little fiery instead.
But there's got girls.
Yeah, because they're fucking know they know fucking for it.
Yeah, I did.
It's bullshit.
They're playing on me.
They know I'm going to buy the goth girl skins.
They fucking know it.
Mark my words.
I will not spend another cent on that game.
I will not do it.
I've bought the one battle pass.
I will be able to get the rest for free.
I have no reason to give them any more of my money until fucking naked Maxis comes out and they had a naked Maxis skin.
I would always buy the stupid ones and be like, oh shit, they got fucking Judge Dreg.
Damn dude.
Oh shit dude.
Black and white.
They got fucking shit dude.
I'd fucking buy it and I wake up in the morning and be like, you fucking idiot.
Yo, they have weed woods, dude.
I got to get that one, dude.
Yeah, that one.
I don't think many people have bought that skin sober.
That's a high.
Oh shit.
I'm high.
Hey, he's high.
Oh shit.
Oh, 20 bucks.
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
It's a steal, man.
Double XP for two hours.
Damn.
Do they ever answer email when you email them about me not getting the Eastern running skin?
No, but oh my God.
I wish I fucking saved it.
Fucking dog shit game.
You put no work into.
I've never seen such a colossal.
We have 200 plus.
And I fucking buy my friend's skin who would never give you a cent because he knows better
and you give him the wrong one.
It's like, what did you buy?
I bought him the fucking Easter bunny skin, but he got the Maxis one with the fucking
bike helmet.
Oh, I didn't even buy that one.
It was like short boss Sam and it was like, great.
Like what the fuck?
Fucking Maxis my wife.
Dude, if they fucking released a naked Maxis skin, I would pay a hundred dollars for that.
I did find it funny though that once you got the Easter bunny skin, you never changed your
skin again.
You were the Easter bunny forever.
That was the only skin.
You just don't give a shit about how the other thing's going on and got it all.
You got your Easter egg and that's all you're thinking about.
Me and Tyler fucking sinking into the demo grinds and doing all this shit, trying to
get calling cards.
You're like, what the fuck is that?
What do you mean?
I was my progress of my prestige.
It's like when I got obsessed with imaginary poker chips, it's like the same thing except
with fucking skins.
This fucker, this fucker, all he cares about is the goddamn.
This man hasn't played multiplayer once.
I haven't either.
I have.
I've at work the other day.
Fucking house was like, bro, you got to start playing multiplayer.
So I did.
And I'm like, oh, I got fucking addicted to the multiplayer too.
Like I've been going like I'm camo grinding in multiplayer.
No, no, you're gone.
Tyler fuck is gone.
Let it be known that only Ali Mack at the early terminus calling card.
Yeah, I tried.
I tried Casey.
You sealed that game though.
You're like, all right, pick him up guys.
We're like, no, no, no, no close it.
We're just sitting on the ladder looking at the closed door while we.
Here we go.
Good job, fucking asshole.
You fucking killed me.
Great.
I'm fucking trapped in this fucking box with you.
You fucking retard.
Ever be in Trevor are in the boat underneath this room that just turned into your sarcophagus. We're doing a gritty in the
Like a week or two ago like the night after we played I got on for like an hour or two
I mean we're trying to do it but Tyler's gotten so fucking mad the last two because I need to pack this I need to
Double-pack this I need to double pack my second weapon actually I need to get all my all I need one gun
You don't need to fucking get a second one
Not gonna be able to do any damage to this fucking Trevor dude
Here's Tommy know I do dude. He's not that bad. He's not he's not that bad
Literally all you know to do murders us like every time because you fucking you read you gotta stay
You gotta keep your distance from them
That's all you need to do with amalgams is literally just keep your fucking distance and shoot them
I'm gonna bring you in that's gonna kill
I have a shotgun
But but the other thing is like when we and Trevor did it we just I think it's called killjoys the gobble gum
It's a rare you get them all the fucking time it spawns an insta kill you fucking pop that thing the guy is melted in
two seconds literally
Literally what me and him did we fucking pop that killjoy when he came out of the tank then I popped my ether shroud
and I had to augment on it that passed it to him and
We just within one shroud just demolished the guy on around 15
Like before we even came out of the shroud we're too retarded for that
But we're just prepare it like a little bit. It's what it's way easier than you think it is
We just like you know randomly fall off cliffs and die
And I actually use my fucking
There I just can't believe it I can't believe it he's such a such a different person
Oh
Yo piano man, what's up piano man?
It's a good song it really is a good song
Yeah, he just bought that piano, and he's super excited about it like he was talking about it for like the last two weeks
That he bought it
That seems like something he'd be very excited about excited, but yeah, let me props to him
He's happy about motherfucker. Just this guy just goes hey. I need to double-pack this I need every single fucking part in the game
Dead shot daiquiri I need it. Yeah, you don't need all that shit for Nathan Nathan's fucking easy, bro
We took him out in not even 15 seconds
This motherfucker just goes oh, oh
Like it's level 15. I'm like we can kill this guy right now. He's like no
fucking 30 and he's like
You made to fucking 30 before you bought it
Yes, that's why he's melting you bro. He's meant to be fought on like 15. I'm fucking ready and this motherfucker just decides to be like I need to triple pack every gun that I have. I need every fucking part. I need to get my gun to rare. Fucking legendary rarity. I need a fucking napalm burst on my fucking thing. I need to do all this shit. And he's like alright I'm all set.
I'm like I'm fucked now Casey and you're yelling at me. You're yelling at me for that. No I'm yelling at you.
Okay, that's that's probably gonna go into the season two. We did kill Nathan in like 10 seconds one time though.
We had two mutant injectors. That is true. That is true.
I just can't believe the game that I played with you guys. I was that was like me peeking. I didn't die for like the entire fucking game got like 54 revives before I went down once and that was when we all failed. It's like fuck man. I went to bed seething over that game. I went on I played with Trevor the night after. We made it to the part where you defuse the bombs and that was just the one part. He didn't know what he was looking for so I was the only one who could really make a plan.
I was like I'm gonna die on him and I didn't fucking have I didn't have ether shroud at that point. I didn't have monkeys. I didn't have anything so I was just like trying to do them on my own and I got one of them done.
Trevor got one of them done and then we had like 11 seconds left and I finally had the ether shroud and I popped it and I ran over to the bomb and it fucking exploded with literally I was defusing it exploded with point six seconds left on it.
We were set to just jump straight into the boss battle. We just came in cripplingly underprepared for the bomb part so we just it it soft locked the game. I came in and it was just a white screen.
It was just a fucking white screen and like if I put my scoreboard I could see through it and I could see the game world and zombies were still spawning but they weren't coming at me and I couldn't move.
It was like fuck you can't exfil you can't do anything you have to forfeit your XP bonus. It was like a two and a half hour game. I was fuming and then we got him the next night and we just meant it and we're like all right we're fucking doing it tonight and we're beating it and we just destroyed it.
None of us went down. I think we beat fucking the main boss on round 27. Bing bang boom guy got fucked. We were in the final boss room for maybe two minutes two and a half minutes.
Yeah I was when I went down and solo on the part where you're defusing the bombs. You can't really defend yourself.
Yeah you just need the cashmere's and the monkeys bro. A monkey covers it for the entire time. So you just throw one monkey defuse bomb throw your other monkey defuse the bomb run over to the workbench grab another monkey throw that fucking monkey and then you got your third one done.
You got plenty of time to defuse the bombs. Yeah there's several minutes there.
Tyler how are you feeling? You're over here looking all sad. It's okay to feel sad sometimes. I hate playing zombies with Casey. Casey makes me hate the game. He really does.
Listening to you two banter when we were playing the game was hysterical. I played like one game with Trevor after that. He goes dude. He's like what's up with your fucking. It's like your one buddy is just fucking like hold on to his hobby for like a half hour.
Alright. Alright. Okay we need all the team where everybody know what we're doing now. Alright let's go anyways. Fuck it. After the team goes down. He's like your other friend is fucking screaming at him.
Yeah that's the fucking podcast. Last game we played. He loves it. He wants to play with you guys again. He thought that was fucking awesome. I'm never playing fucking zombies again. Because this motherfucker waits till level fucking ten thousand to do fucking shit.
He's like he doesn't get a single point while he's fucking Easter egging this shit. This motherfucker is just hopping around the bunny trail fucking doing this Easter egg shit. And then all of a sudden when it's time to actually do fucking revolution shit.
He's not there to do the revolution shit. He's like I got to stop and I need to get this double packed. I need to get my second gun double packed. Then I need to get some gobble gums and then I need some more points. So we need to go seven more rounds.
You sound like Rand Paul now who's now the new secretary of state.
No we cannot go back to politics please guys.
Oh my fucking god Casey you fucking make. When I play with Aliexpress.
You just got it. You just got to get kills while you're doing the Easter bunny. You know it doesn't like you have the ability to just do them as you play. You don't really need to be holding zombies while you're doing like the fucking whatever the fuck the name of that laser thing is.
Like that's that just takes a little while.
I don't anymore. I do when I'm figuring out the Easter egg.
When I play with you I'm playing with a person who's somewhat competent.
Oh my god playing the game when I'm playing somewhat competent too.
He's not. I think he just gets a little bit caught up in the Easter bunny sometimes and then I get surrounded by this. He's like are you going to go down. I'm like I took all of them for you.
I took all of them and then I go down and he's like all right we're good we're starting this thing now.
I lost everything Casey. I lost everything. I lost my guns. I lost my fucking perks. I lost my fucking everything.
And you're just like all right we're doing it now. And then you yell at me for not doing enough damage.
I'm like Casey I've been carrying you this whole fucking time.
Just knock her down.
It's level 32 by the time we meet fucking Tommy.
And then we get to the shit. I love that was Dean's Nathan but we just call him Tommy.
I'm always going to call that fucking Tommy. This is the next fucking Oydie.
It's fucking Tommy. Fucking Tommy.
Because I think one of us said something. He hit Tommy two times.
I forgot how that started but I think one of us was like what's his fucking name and someone goes I think his name is fucking Tommy or something.
I said that. That's why I just kept rolling with it.
And we're like all right it's fucking Tommy now.
I just love that because Trevor actually taught his name was Tommy and then we get down and he goes Alex his name is fucking Nathan. You weren't even close.
It's like nah his name is fucking Tommy bro.
It's Tommy now. We're going to fuck Tommy up.
Oh my god. Give me the Tommy code. We got to get in the fucking safe and blow Tommy up.
Dude oh my god playing with this motherfucker makes me so angry.
It is but it's funny though. It's funny too.
I lose my shit and I'm like I'm playing multiplayer and he's like I can't do that.
I think I had some catastrophic meltdowns on Casey when we would do Outbreak and it was just me and him because we would always be flawless.
Flawless up until right before the final boss.
No it was the one where you had to get the three keys. You would always go down in that section and it fucking drove me nuts because if he stayed up for literally 45 more seconds we would kill the boss.
But once you lose your perks you just get melted when you go topside.
So it was always just me trying to like split in between reviving him every two seconds trying to put damage on Legion trying to get him up. It just it wasn't working.
You want to know why we failed when me and Casey did it the last time?
Why is that?
We did everything up to the bombs. I used the fucking wonder ball to get a ray gun.
And then I used.
That's the rarest gobble gun in the game.
Yeah I used the wonder ball.
And then.
I love how you call it the wonder ball.
The wunderbar.
The wonder ball.
I used the wonder ball.
So I got that.
And then this motherfucker waits to level 30 again and we get to the bomb section.
And then I go down because he didn't help me take out any of the zombies at all.
And then lets me bleed out with a fucking ray gun triple packed.
That's why I had a meltdown.
That's why I had a fucking meltdown.
How did you not learn that Casey does not give a fuck about ray guns?
Vepes.
We literally haven't heard from Vepes in like years because Casey stole his fucking ray gun.
And I watched it happen in front of me.
I was just a. I bore. I bared witness to it.
I was a bystander.
Because I saw. I saw Sean go down.
Right as they killed Ordy.
And then Vepes was like oh shit he dropped the ray gun.
Like oh fuck I got the ray gun.
And Vepes did all the fucking damage to it whatsoever.
Casey runs over grabs the ray gun.
And then revives Sean.
That's evil.
You took my fucking ray gun you two-timed son of a bitch.
You two-faced motherfucker.
That's fucking evil dude.
And then Vepes has been gone forever.
Yeah you're the reason why Vepes doesn't play with us anymore Casey.
You. You stole his fucking ray gun.
How could you do that?
That was one of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen.
I see a ray gun I take it out on you.
You are always such a conniving son of a bitch.
That is the most evil thing I have ever heard.
He would always try to get the fucking free Cerberus.
He would always try to get the free Ray K.
He would always expect the free.
And I'd have to pay for all the fucking doors.
Take your wonder weapon.
I'll buy everything.
You could have done it before me.
You just didn't ever did it.
Felt like I was taking a prostitute out for lunch.
Fucking date night from a fucking gold digger.
Now you were what you were welcome to get the free weapon.
I just don't think you knew like the steps.
I did. I did for the Cerberus and the Ray K.
You want to know the craziest thing is I played that game for so many fucking hours and I've never gotten a Cerberus in my entire life because this motherfucker I have never been able to pick up a single Cerberus.
I fucking love that map.
And every fucking time.
Remember remember that one time when we were playing on that map.
We got all the way to the end and we all got a free pack of punch weapon and my free pack punch weapon was a fucking knife.
And I just lost my mind.
You were all in on that.
You wouldn't bought anything.
Your gun was starting to fucking suck and then you're like oh Ali Max.
This is going to give me the wonder weapon.
You know fucking knife out of the trial machine.
You're like great.
Tier five.
Oh.
I'm just running around stabbing things because my gun was out of ammo and wouldn't do anything.
So I'm just stabbing fuckers with a fucking knife.
Yeah. Yeah.
You really got a fucking.
It's not like you're always going to get the Cerberus.
Because you got a Cerberus.
He's got a fucking Cerberus.
I got a knife.
Yep. It happens sometimes.
My luck is awful.
It's happened to me a couple of times.
I was playing a solo match trying to get a ray gun.
I got I had 30,000 I had 30,000 essence.
I wasted all of it on the box and not a single ray gun.
He was level 28 and not a single ray gun came out and I turned my game off.
I get I get a little bit better luck than I think.
I feel like I pop ray guns probably once every like seven box rolls I'd say.
Nope. I have to fucking waste thousands.
I think it's pretty rare I have to move the box twice.
I've moved the box four times to get a ray gun.
Thunderball!
And then yeah you made me fucking waste that Casey.
My fucking Wonderball.
Oh yeah I wasted mine too.
Yeah because you're stupid.
Oh my god you made me waste it because you're so fucking stupid.
Actually I didn't waste mine because we beat the Easter egg that game that I used.
No the first time.
Yeah no I used when I used mine we beat the Easter egg.
I was gonna use raindrops and mine the one that spun the double points a nuke and an insta kill.
I did that.
And I got it out of the machine I never popped it though because we fucking I literally was trying to.
I'm like why won't it let me pop the gobble gum.
Trevor was like I fucking killed the boss ten seconds ago.
I was like oh oh awesome.
I didn't realize he popped the second insta kill one.
The third phase for us lasted five seconds.
He didn't even charge his attack up to fucking be able to blast us off.
How do you fucking stop the blue fucking crack?
So you either get in the water when he because you'll hear him charge up.
It's like whoo and then it gets quiet for a second and then goes.
You need to be in the water during the or behind those boxes.
So he was perched up on the right side.
I was perched up on the left side.
We got fucking our entire team got wiped by that.
Yeah because none of us knew what was going on.
The whole reason that all fell apart was because the first time he hit me with that attack I fucking went all the way.
He went to the other map.
I went to Rock Island.
He sent me to the other fucking island where you do the thing to get the blazer thing.
So oh even better even better.
But the time I crawled over I lost all my fucking.
Even better part about when me and Casey were doing this.
I had the fucking beam rifle whatever the fuck it's called.
Beam smasher that's the name of it.
And we were we are using that at level fucking two I got it out of the wonder out of the fucking mystery box.
And we're like oh dude we skipped like half the fucking Easter egg and then this motherfucker.
I fucking know what you did already.
You fucking did the thing for the dream smasher.
So I didn't get one yourself.
No I didn't know this motherfucker goes I need to triple pack everything.
No I did not.
We fought Nathan at like round 15.
Yeah and you didn't have shit dude.
And I wasn't ready yet.
You should have been ready.
I'm fucking.
Motherfucker Casey doesn't get a single headshot in the game.
She gets like.
That is the thing is you really should start going for headshots.
Because once you get headshots.
Dude if.
So the other thing that I was doing which was fucking melting everybody it's the most.
They're going to have to nerf it because it's insane.
On Deadshot Dockery one of the augments for that is if your targets at full health and your first shot is a headshot it does double damage.
And that just fucking makes any like SMG or any automatic gun it just fucking melts them.
Like I was I fucking went to around I think 45 the other day because I was just doing like a semi high round thing.
On Terminus.
And I just went to the Titanic once I got everything done.
I just kept training there and if you just go up towards like the front of the ship.
But like not onto the level where there's the armor crate and the wonder fist.
But like if you just go up it and then you wait till they all fucking start coming down.
And you come back the other way.
If you stay in the back left of the boat.
It's a straight path.
It's a narrow path the zombies have to come at you at.
You're just fucking headshot farming.
Like it's like round 45 you're killing like 25 with headshots every time you turn around.
Oh my god I fucking got like I literally fucking got 2000 headshots in a game.
I did that on the SMG.
It was just like the game took forever.
I could have been quicker if I ex-filled and started a new game.
Because at that point the guns were starting to get a little ineffective.
Actually you can save it.
You can save it now and come back.
Maybe I'll try to go I'll try to go for round 100.
Solo?
Round 100 is so it's not impossible.
But the way that you have to do that is a little bit irritating.
At a certain point every gun just becomes ineffective.
That includes the jack gun.
That includes the dream smasher the ray gun.
They all fucking do fucking jack shit.
So at that point you're relying almost entirely off of score streaks and traps.
Because those are the only things that fucking kill anything.
That damage scale.
And you're just you will literally dump your entire fucking ammo stock into a crowd and kill like three.
Fuck. And if you're rocking a ray gun that's 10 G's of fucking time on the ammo box.
You're gonna run out of money.
Oh yeah. I remember that's why I used to lose in the old black ops zombies.
Because the zombies would get too strong and I wouldn't have enough money to buy any more ammo.
It's like how are you supposed to has anybody supposed to win?
Like get to a higher round.
It becomes a grind. You just grind. You just need to knock it down.
Well I don't think I was using score streaks back then.
I don't know if they had them.
So you just have to use like chopper gunners.
Well I remember there was one time you got off pretty early when we were playing cold war.
And I did outbreak. And I was like fuck it.
Outbreak to me has always been insanely easy.
Because if the zombies come at you just run away.
You're in the middle of a fucking massive field.
I remember the first time we played with PEC we got to like round three.
And the fucking zombies, the elite zombies were so strong that it made like five, round five impossible to get to.
Yeah I fucking went to like I can't even remember like 20.
I think I made it to like world 20 or whatever the fuck it's called.
Because they're not really rounds at that point.
But I did like 20 and at that point when you had to do the objective shit got pretty tough.
Because it was just like 45 tempest, 96 manglers, 13 abominations and mimics everywhere you can possibly look.
It was like alright add seven disciples to the mix.
All the zombies are practically invincible. Have fun.
It was like alright ray guns doing nothing.
Speaking of zombies did you beat the campaign yet?
Did not beat it. I am on the final mission.
Did you get to the zombie one?
I did but don't spoil. Have you made?
He's never going to play the campaign.
I already started the campaign. It's so fun.
I'm on the first mission.
You got to play through the campaign. It's the best campaign Kod's had for a very long time.
I liked Cold War. I liked the campaign.
Cold War was pretty good. I liked Belle.
I think that some of the, I liked Belle a lot too.
Did you hear the theory that Belle was case?
I have. Yeah.
I was thinking that that's what they were going to tie in with the cradle a little bit.
But like if you actually do the timing of it right.
Ten years ago was when Adler was doing the MK Ultra shit with case at the fucking facility.
Yeah. I think it's almost implied that if he's not Belle he's just a product of the same.
The same thing that fucking Belle is.
And like the whole thing where Adler kills quote unquote kills Belle at the end.
And canonically.
Canonically Parks Alive.
That was so much worse than usual. What happened? That was pain.
I shook in a shit ton.
That was pain.
But yeah like I specifically like.
You've chosen the path of pain.
Rip Infowar.
Oh my God. It's gone.
The onion bought it and they plan to turn it into a satirical comedy news website.
I think Trump should choose Alex Jones as part of his administration.
I'm just bum man because don't get me wrong I don't support just about anything that fucking Alex Jones says.
He's way too far in the right for me.
But like that's what I'm saying. He was interesting.
Like and he was really fucking funny. He gets angry and I'm watching him.
He is funnier than most stand up comedians.
I will sit there watching. I follow an Instagram channel called Daily Alex Jones.
I follow the same one.
It's fucking awesome because every day I'll just scroll through Instagram.
It's like he's going on some fucking like.
We gotta rise up America.
We gotta fucking kill those interdimensional goblins that are coming.
They're trying to fuck your wives and kill your children and cut their dicks off.
It's like that is fucking hysterical to me.
And that man is serious.
And that's what makes it 10 times funnier is that he's that delusional.
Trump is pretty funny too.
It's just like when you're when he's being serious about stuff it's kind of different than when you're making a joke.
But like when you're actually like the head of the government it's like different when you're making a joke.
Yeah I mean I hate both of them a lot.
I really hate both.
Trump there was like this big controversy because Trump had at a rally like this comedian that was saying these racist jokes.
Yeah it was fucking Tony Hinchcliff.
Tony Hinchcliff.
The guy who fucking does Kill Tony.
I think I've talked about him on the podcast before.
I love Kill Tony as a fucking podcast because it's funny.
But like the guy who runs it Tony Hinchcliff is the most egotistical unfunny pompous douche bag.
And I just the guy who fucking did the thing.
I fucking can't stand him.
I hate him. I hate the host of the show.
But everybody else that's there is fucking hysterical.
He was just insulting people.
That's what he does during the show.
Yeah but like at the same time so the first the first couple of times I saw clips of Kill Tony I was like this show like this pisses me off.
I want to fucking go out there and I want to yell at it.
But like once you watch an episode or two you start to get that that's just the bit.
Everybody knows it's a fucking bit.
They're going to come up they're going to tear into you even if they don't fucking mean it.
Well I like offensive humor.
He was like he was like me and this black guy are going to go carve a watermelon for Halloween.
Well the one thing he said that I was talking to my partner about today he was just like yeah man like he was just like one joke.
He's like I he's like I was laughing he's like I'm pretty far in the left.
He's like I'm not going to lie I thought this guy was far right the whole time.
Yeah it kind of blew my mind.
He's like I'm pretty far in the left.
He's talking to me he's like do you realize how fucking bad of a joke you have to make to make a racist joke at a Trump rally and have it not land.
Because he fucking said something about how Puerto Rico he's like yeah we got a big fucking landfill over there like a couple thousand miles off the coast.
And the crowd is just crickets.
And I was like yeah my fucking girlfriend's Puerto Rican.
Fuck that dude.
I'm offended for her like that's a fucking American territory.
You're at a Trump rally and you're tearing into a territory.
It just crosses the line between like.
And that's the people in the fucking crowd are so stupid they probably didn't even know that Puerto Rico was American.
Like oh fuck and the joke still didn't land.
So Daily Alex Jones let's see what he has to say today.
First punch nose is gone.
It's when the overwhelming odds come in that the real power is there it's addicting.
And I don't like violence folks.
I think about these enemies how they want to kill me.
You know what scum go ahead and try it filth.
You're going to feel like your ancestors.
We got the guns.
We got the guts.
And we got God on our side.
You know it filth.
You may be able to take me down but you're never taking the spirit of liberty down filth.
The enemy comes in like a flood.
The spirit of the Lord lifts up a standard against it.
And we are that standard.
That's just motivated.
I would fucking run through a brick wall after that.
Fuck.
I'm animated.
It's got hot blood going through it fast.
I like to fight too.
You've got to set your eye on the enemy.
Not worry about what propaganda they put out.
You're the filth.
You're the murderers.
You're going down.
We're never stopping.
Tell her how you want her.
We're going over the top.
And you're never going to stop us.
Do you understand that?
Yeah. I love this shit.
It just gets me going.
I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about but it gets me going.
No man having a baby isn't a baby.
Even if you implant it in a woman.
It's not a human.
It's a humanoid.
You're now in a science fiction mood because you say, oh it's two gay men having a baby.
It's like oh, oh, oh.
No discussion about this humanoid or three lesbians that live together.
As long as we're going to have a baby soon.
They're almost ready and she's going to carry it.
The scientists are going to create it with our loving DNA.
And then we're all going to have our baby.
I fucking love it man.
It's fucking hysterical.
1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms.
Doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street begging for them to have their guns taken.
We will not relinquish them.
Do you understand?
That's why you're going to fail and the establishment knows.
No matter how much propaganda the Republic will rise again.
I'm a guy that takes depresses not pills.
Not at all.
Because I can't handle the truth.
I can't handle how alive I am right now in the fight against these tyrants.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
All right, I think we've heard enough from Alex Jones.
I think Alex Jones is just right about everything and like we're all just a crazy one.
We are all fucked.
I mean he's right about a surprising amount of the nonsense he says but for everything he's right about he's made some
So like it's not like everything he says is true, but it is kind of crazy how he's predicted some shit
But I don't know I just find his personality to be
Don't get me wrong what he did with the fucking that the school shooting thing that was awful
that was truly just horrible, but
At the same time the guy is fucking hysterical
He is he is one of the funniest people I think I've ever seen in my entire life
And it's just great because he's not even trying to be funny
It's like he just I feel like he kind of on easy self aware
He's kind of self aware that he's a meme
But like not completely he's still serious and he still wants to get his point across and he means it, too
I think he actually believes in these conspiracies. Yeah. Yeah
No, you know, it's the you know, it's the most the most sad thing
that I've seen in a long time is that
both Katy Perry and
Fucking what's black widow's name?
Fucking Scarlett Johansson both got breast reductions
That's just a sad Scarlett Johansson. Oh Katy Perry. They both got breast reductions
What a fucking sad world we live in when women take away their titties
I'm not gonna lie to you, man. I
Don't think them getting breast reductions as much of an effect on me
It does for me
Tyler's life is a ruin now. I miss it. I was gonna kill women
I see in the silver screen maybe two three times a year
Breast reductions. It's a sad day. It is a sad day. Let's be honest
When's the last time you saw a Scarlett Johansson movie? I saw a black widow
two years ago
No, what was that movie with her and Kylo Ren where they were like, you know, like they hated each other but they were married
Ren like Star Wars like Star Wars. Yeah, the guy who played Kylo Ren. I don't know. I don't know
It's pissing me off. I can't think of his name either cuz he's a good Adam driver driver
That's it. But like I just remember he was like every day I wish up and I hope you were dead
She's just like fuck you
Oh, I wish you would we haven't had sex in three years
Is that the the one that won the best picture? I think so. Yeah, you know what movie I watched like a couple years ago
That is just always sort of rang through my head is Donnie Darko. No
No
but kind of
I'm gonna say fucking the movie brothers with fucking Toby. Oh, dude, he just loses his fucking shit
I was the most insane. Yeah, I've seen in my entire life. Isn't his brother Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I said kinda. Yeah, that's a good movie though. It's a really good movie
I like that scene fucking he's like a POW or some shit
Yeah, and then he comes back home and his fucking brother is fucking his wife. Yeah with his kid
Yeah, and they're all like in the house together. It's like you're
Dolby Maguire is one of the most convincing meltdowns I've ever seen
I remember watching that movie in theaters and it was like it
Like scared me. Yeah, it seems so genuine. Oh
God great time the whole fucking thing like after that meltdown when he looked back at his brother and he's just like I'm drowning
Yeah, you got it. You got to help and it was right after he fucking was at the dinner table and his fucking kids said
Yeah, I'm like, I wish you just died in Iraq. Yeah, or whatever
Why didn't you just die in war mommy was happy with fucking uncle?
so and so like
You're my seed you disrespect me
I'm looking at
There's this reddit sub reddit for it's called band subs and it's all the subs that have been banned from reddit
Tom boy subreddit got banned. That's that's so upsetting. No, that's how I get it
So it's just funny looking at the fucking names that have been banned like reddit slash birds with human penises
The tomboy subreddit is so fucking sad that that's gone
The tomboy subreddit it's gone. Why because they didn't uh, they didn't like
They didn't do something. It wasn't because like they were like posting like, you know, they had like no moderation
Yeah, they had like no moderation or something
Wow fucking slash Adolf is banned. I
Saw one that's maybe not the worst
Fucking Sandy slash Sandy cheeks cock for
Sandy keeps cock what?
Oh, no
What is for?
It's something really weird
It's something weird. It's like fucking like eating people. It's like cannibalism or something
Oh, no, it's not
They don't eat them like they swallow them whole or some shit
It's like a fetish. Yeah, you're for that sounds like gore
No, my mind immediately goes to bad places. No nut november fails
Hey guys check it in fifth year I fucked up everybody again see you next november
November
White man has been banned and slash terrorists has been
Are they one of the same I
Saw one. I saw the one the other day. It was like magic school bus porn has been banned
That's probably a good one to bear
There's one character that is of age on that bus and that is miss Frizzle
so
slash trashy boners has been banned
Trashy what is trashy boner? I think it's just people who are like trash humans that get boners billions must have classy boners
Classy boners. Oh shit breaking bad porn has been banned. Oh, that's sad
God how is there not a moderation force?
Imagine like Skylar and fucking Mike or some shit
What the fuck is hex girls go porn band no that could I would quit what read it
Still going strong. I it was unfortunate to find out that Velma in the original series was 15. Oh
Slash poop sucking didn't know that
Yeah, that's quite weird in the later series. They're all 18, but in the in the first season Velma's 15
No, I didn't know that yeah Fred was the oldest. I don't even know how to tell the series apart
the animation
fair enough
And there's a lot of them that that took place in college to slash Japan circle jerk has been banned
What makes a difference between an American circle jerk in a Japan I think in the Japan one they're Japanese oh
Always that right? Yep
Why are people's fetishes that?
To me you know that slavery is legal in slavery is legal in California
And maybe indentured servitude is legal no look it up look up prop six
California slash far right furries rape was bad
I
Billions must ask billions must ask for far left non furry consent
Damn how many users do these fucking pages?
I mean Tom boy
That's so sad so here here it is
California proposition six prohibits slavery in voluntary servitude
This for this proposed amendment to California's Constitution would bar slavery in any form and repeal a current provision allowing involuntary servitude as punishment for a crime
50 54 percent of the voting people in California said no so slavery is currently legal in California
Yeah, but it's in the Constitution though in the Constitution and overrides that
Not in California you can have slaves in California. You cannot have slaves you can own slaves in California
You can own slaves in California
You're fucking they own slaves in California. This is this is this is your democratic fucking utopias
Utopia they fucking election was all red
No, the fucking the Californias are democratic utopia where their slavery
is not fucking their slavery look I fucking they they they voted to keep slavery Tyler it's the United States
Constitution that's all Roe v. Wade thing. It's like oh, we don't want to fucking not let you kill babies
We want to put it to the state level. Yeah, so in the state of California you can own slaves. Oh
My god, but that was because they fucking overturned the amendment of the Constitution
I'm sorry, man. Jesus Christ. Thank you
It is in the United States Constitution
It supersedes your state's amendments. Jesus fucking Christ put California own slavery
Oh my god, California voted for slavery. I wish you voted for Kamala now
Ellie Mac aren't you think I didn't vote for no, I think you did. I don't think you voted for Kamala
Both don't know I want to leave that there. I want to let that cook. I think Dan vote for Trump
I want to I want to wait to see if my candidate
You just you just fucking admitted no
No, I did you voted for Kamala didn't you know I didn't know what what do you say? No, you voted for no
No, I stopped that I stopped that sentence one word away from giving it away you fucking voted for Kamala
All I said was candidate
All I said was candidate you wanted to wait to see if my candidate yes, and then I stopped got out of jail
I
Got I'm gonna give it up. I'm gonna say I
Wanted to wait for my to see if my candidate was gonna succeed which now voted for Trump now now
Yeah, that's not what I meant I
Promise you that's not what I meant
I did not say anything that would have given you any direction as to where it was
Well, you did not say president-elect so I'm guessing that you voted for miss. Yeah, bro
I also had fucking two gin and juices and and and I mean a little in the bag right now
Lingo porn has been bad why that a thing because the fucking goth chick, dude
That could have been a good one I just love the ones where they talk about like
It tinder messages gone wrong and you can see the red flags from the first couple of like hey
Do you want to meet somewhere and somebody would just come back with the most fucking aggressive?
Like do I want to fucking meet somewhere who the fuck do you think you are?
Why the fuck would you ask me that it's like oh well?
It'll be like oh like you're gonna pay for dinner right and he's like well. Yeah, I planned on it, but
like fuck
Trains fucking dragons was bad
So really I
Want to I want to hear I want to hear the reasoning behind why you both think I voted for your candidate
I don't think you're stupid enough to vote for Kamala you were saying that you were leaning towards Kamala before the election
But the caveat that was that I was kind of on the Trump train for months beforehand
So I'm gonna tell you right now the decision I made for who I voted got made when I walked in I
Thought I had it figured out the day. I woke up on election day
I was like I'm gonna vote for so-and-so and then as the day went on I really went back and forth a couple times
It was like a fucking coin flip for me, and I left and the first feeling I had when I walked out was disappointment
I felt like I wish I could go back in and change it. Do you regret?
That's so good. No, I'm very I'm very glad I voted
But I still was like so conflicted cuz I fucking hate them both like I wanted to write in RFK so bad the RFK
Fuck RFK you can't write in anyone you want though, so you know you know the website I side with
Like it gives you like a quiz of like 40 questions
And it tells you what your party's affiliation who your top candidates are of every candidate that like was even removed like within the primaries
Or anything RFK was my top one. I scored like an 88 percent
Similarity with my beliefs. Are you an anti-vaxxer? What are you an anti-vaxxer? I?
I go back and forth on that. I'm not an anti-vaxxer like I'm personally I'm gonna get vaccines all the time
But I do think that there's something to be said for the freedom to not get them
Do you think the government is putting shit into the vaccine? No no no I don't I don't think that they're putting anything in there
It's just like Tyler was saying a lot of them kind of just get rushed through the door
And they're just untested sometimes like there's still a lot of things that kind of link cove it the cove in vaccines
So like a lot of like higher like higher chances of heart disease and stuff like this like it's not
It's it's nothing to scoff at like it's something that needs to be researched more
I think it's pretty crazy to be like hey guys
We just whipped this out of the lab last week you all need to get it or we're gonna fucking fire you
That shit was pretty irritating and I understand why that caused a huge health care crisis with all the nurses saying fuck this shit
I'm leaving and I don't even think that most a lot of them were not on the right either a lot of them were on
The left and they were still like fuck this shit
I was it was the fucking Trump supporters back then who were all fucking like
Anti-fouchy like we're not you don't have the right to make us wear a mask that shit. It was literally
That though well, he was literally saying that wearing a mask will mitigate the spread of coven and
People were like that's not true. It's like that is a scientific fact
Yeah, and that was pretty stupid
But when he got a bunch of people that are lying to you telling you that that's lies
Then yeah, you're gonna start to fucking believe it. I mean you see people that you think are intelligent say this shit
And then you're like, oh, that's why that's why people that are brainwashed by Trump and just believe everything that he says
That brainwashing is on both sides though, man. It really is it's on both sides
I see a lot of like there was a lot of liberals like, you know those two people that we always
Talk about in Facebook that the black picture people
I'll let Dan talk about that when he gets here, but those people who are like if you voted for Trump never talk to me again
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Like I got fucking unfriended by you know, our old supervisor at Mohawk or at the ambulance
And he's like the super liberal liberal who posts like all this fucking shit all the time
And I say like one joke on Facebook
I say like obviously like a sarcastic joke like the Democrats all the reactions on my comment were laughs for the most part
Yeah, and a good chunk of them were from people on the left too. Right? They know that you're a fucking communist
Yeah, they know that you're yeah, they know you're kidding because I'm you know, I'm obviously joking and he fucking blocks me
Yeah, that's crazy. I need to go dark
Bravo six going dark and I don't know it's like it just like this mass herd of sore losers. It's kind of weird
But you're now
Waging war with people that are on your side
I think what people need to realize is that it's like when Trump
Gets elected here. Everybody who's on the left needs to be like well whether I like it or not
He's the leader of my country for the next four years
So I hope he does good because that was my stance when I was super left wing when Trump got elected the first time
And I remember I was sitting there
I was watching the election with my mom and my dad and a couple of the swing states went to Trump and
Like it still said Hillary like had a huge lead because at that point all the ones that were reporting were blew up to that point
There and I was like, oh fuck. I was a political science major at the time
I fucking knew that it was gonna go down. It was like mom dad like
Trump's gonna fucking win this thing. Like he just won like two key states
Are your parents rather liberal?
They my dad is so my mom doesn't give a fuck about politics since that election and my dad is
He's kind of like me
He flips flops back and forth and he fucking hated both. I have the same I
Literally was texting my dad on election day being like who are you voting for? It's like I got no fucking idea man
He's like I'm gonna vote. I don't fucking know
Who am I voting for?
I wasn't saying who am I voting for?
I'm in the same boat, but now I remember I saw a couple swing states went to Trump and I was like, this is it
Like Trump's gonna win it and then as time went on my dad was like, oh my god
We've made a grave mistake and at the time I was like, yeah
I was tough night for me back then but it was also at the same time. I woke up in the morning and it was like
Well, I hope he does good
well
I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say
I'm not gonna say I find it. I find it so funny. I find it so funny
I'm not gonna say I find it. I find it so funny. I find it so funny that you both think I voted for Howard
I'm so glad I nipped that sentence in the bud because I literally was one my next word was gonna give it away
Well, that means that I can figure it out. So I'll do that. No. Yeah. No, I can't I can't he can't
Actually the way the way that I worded it. It almost made it sound like I was leaning towards one person
but
Believe me it wasn't I was just being saying a lot of now you're playing so just playing some mind games with us
You're saying some trumpets by being like believe me
Believe me. That's a trump ism. I think that you voted for
you
God King Trumped
You're not getting it out of me you're not getting it out of me I
Want to see how long I can let this do and I'm just gonna throw it in on an episode where we don't talk about
Politics the entire time. That's not I'm gonna throw a massive wrench into the mix like right once right when we finish like Jeopardy
Or something to be like hey guys. I voted for
One he's gonna start flipping out the other one's gonna be super happy
He's just gonna say he like wrote him Kanye or some shit. No, no, I did it
I did a serious I did a serious boat. It was one of the two
I mean, there's a 50-50 cent chance that you did a serious
Yes, there is on which side was I being serious oh you got that big
Handed it back to you. Did you yeah, I put it like over the top of this fucking thing
Not a scum so can we talk about the Mike Tyson fight?
Tell me all about it so Mike Tyson Jake Paul
Okay
Dude Jake Paul is awakening a fucking demon that wanted to stay fucking sleeping
Dude, I'm telling you I want Mike Tyson to win, but it's not gonna go that way
Jake Paul's whole thing is that he probably paid Mike Tyson a ton of money to let him win
Because it lets Jake Paul keep going on this fucking like villain arc
Everybody wants to see him lose so bad. He already did his money
I know but they want to keep seeing the only person that he lost to was an actual fighter
That was a contender and he lost to him like every other person like they're like
Well, he fought MMA greats and stuff. It's like
Listen MMA and boxing are two totally different things
You put a you put a boxer and then an MMA fight. They're gonna fucking lose a hundred percent of time you put a
MMA guy in a boxing ring most like almost a hundred percent of time. They're gonna lose
it's two totally different disciplines, they're two totally different styles of fighting and
Whoever is the like the trained person that you're gonna do that
You're gonna you're to ever trained in that discipline is probably gonna win in that fucking discipline. Yeah
Like me like perfect example. My buddy is a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and I was a boxer for eight years
so
We went to the gym. We had a sparring session
We did an MMA fight for three rounds and we did a boxing right fight for three rounds
He kicked the shit out of me in MMA
I beat him down and I living knocked him like not knocked him out
But like I I won clearly by decision in that fight
Clearly by decision in that because I boxed for eight years
he's been doing jiu-jitsu for fucking like 10 15 years at this point when we sparred against each other he
Beat me in his discipline. I beat him in my discipline
it's just one of those things where if you're fighting MMA fighters in a boxing match of
huge portion of MMA comes from your legs a huge portion comes from grappling like
There's barely any striking with your fist in MMA comparatively to boxing
Yeah, and like a lot of wrestling that goes into it, too
Yeah, but like if you're if you're a if you're a boxer you know boxing you know how to win a boxing match like
I know how to I love MMA though
It's just because like there's fighters that come because there's the boxing style of MMA
Like there's successful fighters that do that, but there's like mostly these boxers
They still do have yeah, and they still do have some grappling skills, too
But it's like it's mostly never gonna get yeah, they're never gonna get like a submission on somebody
They're going for the knockout or the decision
But like the thing was like I tried like I went into the sparring with my buddy. Who's an MA fighter
Like I went into that
Trying to do my boxing shit. He kicked me in the head once and I'm like oh fuck
I can't do boxing this way yeah like I got kicked in the head once like I caught it
I did like one of these and I blocked it
but I still got fucking clocked in the head with a foot and I'm like I
Got a fucking block with my legs and shit, and I can't I can't do that
He fucking submitted me and I think less than a round yeah
I beat him I beat I beat him to the point where he like was like alright
I'm done like with boxing in two rounds yeah, it's well. There's nothing fucking cooler in MMA when it's like a
fucking ten second winner by submission
I fucking love those where it's just like literally like some fucking run at him
They just turn into like a little fucking spider monkey for two seconds, and there's just a tangle of limbs
And then it's like alright. I'm gonna break your fucking arm. I'm trying to get it like but for my buddy
He's a he's a mostly like a grappler and kicking guy mm-hmm, so when it came just to punches I
Won that I won that fight like it's just one of those things like whoever whoever fights their discipline is probably gonna win the fight and
That's what that's a big thing where where Jake Paul's beating these guys who were MMA fighters and shit
Because he boxed them in a boxing ring in boxing rules
Yeah, so a boxer is gonna beat an MMA fighter in boxing rules. Just like a boxer will lose in MMA
Yeah, like I can't I can't switch to like I'm so ingrained into the boxing mindset
I don't think I could switch to MMA at all. Why do boxers have like one fight per year?
It takes a lot out of you it really like like the recovery period from a fight can last up to like four to three months
Three or four months yeah, because you're getting you're getting you're getting yeah, but you get injured
Okay, you're taking shots off the ribs for like
What could be like almost he knows yeah like almost like an over an hour of fight time?
Why would anyone do that? It's it's because they make millions also also if you're someone like me
It's just a it's a just show a willpower almost type thing like boxing is as much as a will sport as it is a
As it is a like physical sport some of the best fighters are the ones who like just weren't even that good at like
Landing punches they would just outlast their opponents because they would absorb all their fucking hits, and then they just wouldn't get tired
Yeah, so like later in the rounds. They would just fucking wipe the floor with them. They'd maul them
Yeah, so like that's the whole thing with boxing though
But if you are a fighter like that like that's the type of fire that I was I would just take a shit ton of
Tight take a shit ton of hits and wait till they got tired to fucking put them down
Like I'd hit them with a couple power like uppercuts a couple fucking haymakers and shit
They didn't go down the first the first round
I'm gonna I'm gonna take a bunch of hits till they get tired
Realize that they're tired, and I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna put them down
But I thought they had gloves on so didn't like hurt them boxing gloves hurt worst
It doesn't matter if you get if you get hit hard when you're wearing
It's somebody I boxed
Never like sanctioned at all yeah, but like when I was like 15 16 we would box on
Thanksgivings my family parties, and I would like go up against my I fucking went up against my cousin
Who's a Navy SEAL now every time that fucker landed a hit on me?
I saw I saw a white flash. Oh, yeah, like if you got clipped and like there was a couple times
I remember this one kid. I felt so bad for me
He was the neighbor from next door that my my aunt would always have over for Thanksgiving
I fucking punched him square in the face
Like right here, and he was wearing braces
So he started bleeding and he turned his head and I was so dreary because he caught me in the head a couple times
He's the same age same build as me. We were going like for a while
So I landed that one good hit on a minute made him start bleeding he turned his head
And I was just so still out of it. I fucking slant
I hit him in the back of the head and he dropped like when he then his older brother started coming at me
He's like that was a fucking dirty hit then my brother fucking opposite and those two started brawling
My brother comes out on top on that one
It was like holy fuck so we went home from that me my brother like
We just fucking destroyed those brothers, bro
So if you're looking like at this shit like Casey you're like why does it take so long?
My entire around my eye is all scar tissue right here like this whole thing of scar tissue like right around my eyes
I thought that's when he got shot at mo
The face
Got shot in the face on a call now, but I took a bullet through that
I lived it tell it to like this whole area when you're a boxer gets cut up significantly all the time
Because this is where your cheekbones are and then this is like your eyebrows get cut a lot because it's just so thin skin
Here compared to the rest of your face
So like after like most of my fights
I had to get at least two stitches in my face like at least like I had one fight
Where I got I got a cut here that I took three stitches
And I got a cut here that took two stitches to like close up like they have like the docks on standby at like the
Places it was wild that your parents let you do that. I mean fucking I didn't care
That's got stitches for my brother beating the shit out of me
Well, you just play tackle football all day like every day
And then we would get into fights over who won and then I taught my every game ended in a fucking fistfight
But my brother like the like my brother's ten years younger than me and like he wanted to learn how to box
I'm like, I don't want you to box like it's a it's a rough fucking thing. Like I got I got knocked out
once like actually knocked out like blacked out woke up at the eight count and
I got technically knocked out another time because I got cut so bad here that they called the match because just wouldn't stop
Like you can you can get technically knocked out if you're bleeding too much
Like if they can't like they put like this like Vaseline gel on your face
And like they they they put it into the cut that like they and like they they do that
And I was bleeding so bad that even the Vaseline wasn't stopping it
it was just bleeding through that and then the doc came over after round two and
Was looking at my eye and he's just like no I'm calling the fight. You're you're done. I'm like I can still fight
I feel fine. He's like not splitting too much. I was so pissed
I was so pissed at that cuz I'm like it was like one of those things where I'm like I can beat this guy
But I'm gonna get called out because I fucking am bleeding too much
So when I when I was growing up with my brother we would uh
He would make so we had like those little portable street hockey nets that we had set up at the end of our cul-de-sac and he
would
Buy plywood and he would draw like a folk cuz he's like a ridiculously good artist
He would draw like a photo realistic version of like an NHL goalie like Ryan Miller Marc Andre flurry
or fuck who was the
I was is was Lunkavis. He was he was Rangers who was the fucking?
Who is the devil's guy? Oh bro door?
Yeah, Marty bro door and he had we had like five or six of them and they all had different little gaps that you could
Go through so we would play one-on-one hockey with two nets with two like
photo realistic goalie cutouts that would block most of the balls and be like
We would get into actual fucking fights about that too because we were laying each other
We were laying bodies on one other because at that point I was faster than him, but I was
Yeah, we are roller blades. Yeah, so we would also play like during the daytime during the summer
We'd have all the kids on the block play with us, but nobody else knew how to roller blade
So me and my brother were the team captains and we would just pick people out. It was pretty fucking cool
But even then usually me and my brother would end up fighting one another and it was like a legit
Hockey fight and at that point you have all these witnesses to the fight still
No, the cops never got called we weren't pussies in this neighborhood, but like we fucking grabbing one another
Fucking fucking yanking going up high going down low and in the fucking telephone booth
Really are it's just like it was like a legit fucking yeah, and you're like slipping all over yourself
You're like trying to make them trip you like afterwards like we just be like we get up and start playing all the other people
With us didn't understand that we were treating it as like a hockey fight when it's over. It's over
We don't give a fuck. Yeah, but it was like everybody's like, oh my god. Oh my god, Alex. Are you okay?
Ian are you okay? It's like no like we're good drop the fucking ball
Fuck you, Ian. Come on. I
Was nasty on those roller blades I went ice skating I went on ice cold ice skating every year since but I just I'm not
Like I used to be yeah, because I could go so fast backwards
I was like fucking me and my friends did the same type of thing like we had like the hockey goals
But we actually had like real goalies. Yeah, and then we'd had
Almost everybody on my street knew how to rollerblade
Yeah, we just go back and forth and we just fucking bury people in the cars
Yes, we use the cars on this on either side of the street as like that as the boards
So I just be like
All the cars have dents and scratches in them because we were retarded
I would I would play goalie sometimes what we did was we took a
We took a dry erase board and we pulled the board off of it and we put that in front of the net
So it was like kind of a slick surface that you could glide on and I would wear my catcher's gear
And I would do it that way my brother made like some weird fucking blocker out of like a pillow or some shit
And then I have my my catcher's mitt on the other hand and it like we had like a legit goalie stick
It was like I was have decent at goalie. It was weird because it was just it was it was so much fucking fun, though
I just bury people in the fucking cars. Yeah
That was my main thing. I'm like I sucked at shooting. I sucked it like, you know, I mean my brother
We're both fucking filthy. I'm not gonna lie sucked. I sucked at shooting
I was really good at skating and I was really good at hitting so like people would be like going with the puck like
We had like the street pucks that could like that like the little metal things on them
Yeah, that you could use so we had those I hated them. We always like using balls
So the kids kids going with that he's fucking skating and then just go
I fucking skate up to him and just go boom fucking straight into a car fucking take it. I'm like
fucking
Just miss the goal completely just fucking nothing
I gotta show you I never tell you the podcast about the two times that the special ed kid tried to kill me
Oh, no, so he there's this like, you know, especially kid in our class
he was always a little touched and
Was that lunch one day I was drinking a water bottle. He fucking grabs the water bottle squeezes as hard as he can
Every all the water goes into my lungs
Start fucking joking
It's like oh my god, I did it took like 10 minutes to get over that so then like the next year
We're playing flag football in in gym class. I fuck I was playing wide receiver. I get the ball
He fucking tackles me as hard as he can with a headbutt into my chest
Like I couldn't breathe I was like I feel like I broke my sternum and I was like
I was like too shy of a kid to say anything to the coach
So I was like playing the game with like a broken sternum. It was great
That sounds fucking
That sounds true on to fall on tackle in the flag football though. It was it was good
Oh, man, I love I love playing tackle football
He used to play fucking tackle football on the pavement when I was I was so just just for fun
It made it like higher stakes. You didn't want to go down as much
this is the video I want to show you Tyler
Those skates are fucking destroyed
Oh
Go flames go
Fucking the flame sock dude that their fucking channel is hysterical fucking on the bench. They're great. Oh
I feel like we should probably take a break. I feel like we're losing steam here
All right
We'll be back on the title podcast or will we or will we?
Locally hopefully I'll be at the top soon
Watching cartoons welcome back to our title podcast
I really hope that Donald Trump uses this song as his rally is because he usually doesn't get the rights to the song
And this is actually a song about him
I fucking hate Donald Trump. He like did a whole thing where he called it out. He said I fucking hate Donald Trump
So why do you read this song or is this like just make it?
The dick he had to suck you
Maybe it's just like satire. He's like make in front of me
I think he's a fucking ball. Let's be real. Let's be real
It's more like I'm saying he's a fucking ball
It's it's morning in America. I forgot to give you that
It's I'm raps more regulations on your way. No, it's not like that
This is this is not Republicans wishes Democrats that's what they want you to think
They literally like the democrats are literally in the way and we're trying to shoot the establishment and they keep putting their head in the water
Oh, what about fucking abortion?
I'm like, dude, I don't want a fucking forever war in the middle east
I don't want a million dead brown people like get out of the fucking way. They're like what about fucking abortion?
What about women's rights? It's like get out of the fucking way
God damn it. You know what I mean? It's like it's not republican. Sorry. Was that too much?
No, it wasn't. We gotta get you untangled here before you fucking it's not
Republican establishment down here, dude, they're losing their minds like msnbc their voice. Oh my god
It's so funny dude
They're seeing Rachel Maddow like fucking like at the beginning of the night start off so confident and see her
Progressively losing confidence to downward spiral
Was was so fucking funny to me
I mean, that's the exact same thing that would happen if if kamala won for we already saw that in 2020
It wasn't like that. It wasn't like that. I mean I went into a little depression
I was like fuck this fucking suck. This is gonna suck for the next four years, which it did by the way
Uh, but it's more again
Hello
It's morning in america again, you know your eggs your milk your bread is gonna be affordable again
Your gas prices are gonna be down dude. Look
Like all the people that he's putting in his cabinet are they're fucking
They're they're gonna disrupt shit exactly hardcore dude. That's what you want like right and they're like
Like okay rfk
He's coming in to fucking clean our house the anti-vaxxer. You got matt gates a pedophile. He said okay, so that's the thing right?
Why did if he's a pedophile? Why didn't they charge him with anything?
Why did they investigate him for child trafficking?
Being investigated is not a charge. I look an accusation
I already went over this with him. I'm like casey could call in a threat that I have a nuclear device at my apartment
That's an accusation and the fbi will come and investigate to see if I have a nuclear device in my apartment
You were accused of it doesn't mean
But then if I went for government and I did that they're like well
He was accused of having a nuclear armament right an accusation is not a charge
And he was accused of it because he was uh fucking having sex with a 17 year old which was legal in new york state
Was he actually though? Yeah, and he was like he was um,
Associating with somebody who was like in a child trafficking who actually just associating with somebody associate with whoever you want
It could be your barber. It could be like dude
You can associate with whoever you want. Look. I'm I don't know enough about the guy. I'm gonna be honest on that one
I don't know enough about him
I just know he's a fucking bloodhound when it comes to like ripping people. He's a he's a far-right extremist
All right, is is he actually far right? He is he is very far right?
He's no no, he's very far right. He actually voted with the democrats one time because he didn't want like um
Fucking they were they were going against trump's bill. Okay, so so he he's bipartisan
No, no, no
The bill wasn't uh conservative enough. So he wanted to like get it shut down
I think it was like when the speaker of the house was being elected like the speaker wasn't conservative enough
So he voted with the democrats to uh, he voted no basically
So you hate a guy that votes for democrats. Oh, that's fucking weird casey
Are you on the right side vote for democrats alie mac refuses to tell us who he voted for?
Yeah, yeah, but that was like that was there's something about that. That was like it was like an extortion thing
Right. Was that true? Yeah, it's an assortment that that's what yeah, that's what he claims
Okay, well maybe I mean, I don't know enough about it. I'm not going to support him just because he's on this side
I'm gonna be honest with that. Look if you took a hundred people in a room
All right, 10 of them would be assholes and you don't even know if they're republicans or democrats. So it's on both sides
Right, there's the assholes on both sides
So i'm not going to just support somebody just because they're a republican or i'm not even a republican
I just registered that way to vote. All right, i'm a libertarian
So I vote against the establishment and right now
The establishment is the democratic party and in 20 years
It's going to be the fucking republican party is going to be the establishment and you're going to have to vote against them
It's just going to go back and forth. It's a stupid fucking game. They play it goes back and forth
So look america has a pyramid scheme that takes money from the w2 employees
Funnels it up to the top to the military contractors and just drops bombs on brown people. That's how it works
That's the machine. That's how we make money. I can agree with that half a million dead brown people agree with that dan
But if you're always voting against the machine, who do you want to be in charge of?
Who do if you're always voting against the machine? I I want the underdog to be in charge. This is like fucking star wars
But doesn't the underdog against the evil empire doesn't the underdog change every 10 20 years? Yeah, it does
So I figure it out dude, like look
One side here's how here's how to figure it out if the media
Is on your side?
All right, you're you're with the if the media is on your side. You're with the establishment. That's like you're not the resistance
Okay, i'm always going to be with the resistance because there's always going to be greedy old fucking people running the government
But but sometimes good people are the establishment and you have to be rarely very rare
But it does happen to alley macker. I wouldn't say now. I wouldn't say that
Listen, it may be the person to vote for if i'm looking for it
To vote for the good person. Yeah, I just um, I think he's the best option right now
Sometimes it's like i've always said this like sometimes it takes a bully to take care of evil people
That's fucking right dan. There's a fucking thank you. He doesn't even want to take care of like fucking people
It's a fucking joke you are so far left that you can't accept anything good that the right does you are such a pathetic
Little
To get he doesn't want to stand up to russia
Stand up to russia. Oh my god case
Fucking why should he why should he stand up to russia and keep throwing?
Why should we keep throwing money at ukraine?
Because we don't want russia to how do you have the worst opinion every time casey you really do
Ukraine wasn't even a country 30 years ago
All right, and we manufactured this war. We literally manufactured it. We were never supposed to put weapons over there
And we started putting weapons over there. We made a promise with them
We were we were never we we told them we said we will not move an inch to the east and we did it
And then that's why russia invaded like this is we set this up. We started this war. We wanted this war
This is this is everything we've dreamed of
Well, I think for a long time the soviet union had all these countries in it that didn't want to be a part of it
Right. They didn't want to be like communist countries. So ukraine broke away and now they're fighting to maintain their sovereignty
Yeah, well, you know what also pay your fucking bills because russia
russia came to ukraine and they're like hey if
you're in debt, right and
We'll protect you as long as you don't join nato and we'll give you 20 billion dollars to get out of debt
So they gave him 20 billion dollars and then they tried to join nato and they're like what the fuck are you doing?
Like we just gave you a check for 20 billion dollars. Okay, so basically ukraine's getting its dick kicked in right now
Because it's the cheating girlfriend. It's like you don't give somebody 20 billion dollars and then they say oh they stole 20 billion dollars
Is basically what happened and then started fucking the u.s
So russia's like, okay. Well, you're gonna fucking find you're gonna find out you fucked around and you're gonna find out
So do you think russia and china and like north korea are they our enemies? Should we be fighting them?
I don't know. I think they're so far around the other side of the world that they we should I don't give a fuck about them
Honestly, I don't want to hear about them. I don't even want to hear about them in the news
I don't even want to watch the news. So I don't want to hear china. I'm saying like i don't want to hear
I don't want to fucking hear it
But it's like okay, so it's okay for russia to invade ukraine, but if they ingrate invaded fucking great britain
Would we would you want us to go to war with russia?
That's a fucking nato country kasey
This is the sad fucking argument that we had two weeks ago kasey
You fucking idiot kasey kasey let me fucking talk for five fucking seconds
The reason why we didn't help immediately when ukraine was doing this shit and why we shouldn't help ukraine is because they're not in a
fucking military agreement with us that hey any country in nato if another
Foreign country comes in and tries to invade that means every single person in nato has to fight that country article five
Yeah, article five every single time
If if fucking russia put a fucking foot from a single soldier
A single russian soldier set foot in poland the entire the entirety of nato would have to fight russia
And why do you want ukraine to be?
I don't care about ukraine
I don't I don't like any of the ex-ussr countries because I fucking hate russians
I hate the soviets. I fucking hate russians. So why wouldn't you want to have more people on our side?
Why would you have more people on our side that agree with our viewpoints that want to fight with dude fucking zelinski's a puppet
Governor that was put in by the fuck on our side
He's a puppet that was put in by leftist pundits. You fucking imbecile. He's fighting russia
Yeah, dude, just give some land back to russia and fucking end it. It's like we got fucking
Homeless internment camps on the streets of california. We don't need to be given that little tracksuit wearing motherfucker anymore fucking money
Let's just get this done. Where's the tracksuit zelinski?
He's just a little fucking slavic fucking dweeb like get the fuck out of here, bro
I'm sorry. I'll just stick it in his fucking straw into our fucking money and go
Oh
He's done with politics
He's not telling us
You voted for conla didn't you
I know you I know you're smart. I know you vote for trump. We walk upstairs on break
He goes, but I think you might just be a slimy motherfucker
Honestly, I don't care who people voted for it doesn't mean anything to me because we get one vote but people are mad at me
Multiple people have gotten mad at me because like literally mad at me because of how I voted and it's like dude, bro
I was saying like people got mad
Anyone to know I got better be making some sarcastic joke on Facebook
So Dan bro, you're going dark, dude
What were you gonna say? So damn what I was gonna say is I made my decision when I walked into the polls
I was driving there. I was talking with my girlfriend the whole time and I'm like
Damn, honey, like I fucking hate both these people so much
like I don't know who I'm gonna fucking vote for and it was literally a coin flip decision for me because like I know
I was like Trump all year and then I kind of went Kamala at the very end
but like when I was walking in man, it was like I
Was going back and forth. I literally looked at my ballot like a solid five minutes on me just a little bit in just um
You know, what were the some things that were really standing out to you about Kamala Harris?
Some take home my key points where you're like, you know that really affects my life right now. I like that
Was it her price gouging thing?
Right because that's how inflation works is price gouging
I
Sold you on this is this is my next leader because a lot of my social beliefs are
More to the left all of my economical beliefs for the most part are to the right
like I
If I had to assign like if you put a gun to my head and you said like what party are you I would be?
Libertarian, but I'm not like I don't buy into the whole fucking like
Yeah, I can agree with that but it's like so, you know the website I side with where you answer like it's like a 100
Question quiz and it spits out like yeah, like a percent. So for me, I was 88% with RFK
Then a whole bunch of people that got fucking bumped in the primary like first round and then Trump was like
Trump was like 64 and Kamala was like 62
like I was
Pretty neck-and-neck with those two. Yeah, but like RFK was definitely like the main guy and like I was I really fucking liked RFK
Well, that's that's why I voted for Trump. I wasn't gonna vote. I was like, I'm gonna sit
I know you were kind of on the Kamala train in
On the Kamala train
I remember you were you were you were mr. Trump and he was mr. Trump guy for a little while
But then there was one podcast where I can't remember Tyler said something to you about Trump. I don't know man
They don't want this to be president. They're fucking gay
They're fucking gay. So that oh Jesus fucking AI. This is not a this is your new
director of
Towsie gathered. Yeah, the intelligence agencies. She's fucking gorgeous. Yeah, let's wait. She's the CIA
Yeah, she's overseas all dude. She fucking was dropping bodies in the Middle East for fucking like 15 years
It's such poetic justice. Oh, yeah, because they put her the Biden administration put her on a terror watch list
Yeah, right. So she got harassed. They were harassing harassing their political opponents. So that's another reason why well
We don't even know what's the established because she switches it, you know, every so that's fine
You should you should not be locked into a political ideology
If your party you shouldn't be like, oh my party's throwing people in ovens. I should just stick with this
This is good. This is great. Everything's okay. One of the propositions
Switch when you say this party sucks. Yes, slavery is legal in California. One of the you are fucking stupid
Jesus Christ
I don't want to cut you guys off. My dad just texted me this about the Mike Tyson fight
He just goes if Mike Tyson forgets that the other guy might die on live TV
Mike Tyson is 58 years old most people that age can barely walk up the stairs right now
Mike Tyson is full of steroids cocaine and Sour Patch kids. He's gonna blow a fuse
Good so I was gonna say that was my fucking there was a proposition on my ballot that was like I
Don't know why but like this proposition just infuriated me
This was like this was like a no no not prop one
I had prop two on mine and it was for local government and it was asking to
Increase the length of the term of the highway
Superintendent to two to four years and I don't know why but that made me irrationally angry
I was so mad that they asked that question because I'm like, well, why the fuck would you why would why the fuck would we want to?
Extend that like if I if everybody loves the fucking guy will vote him in in two years if I hate him
I want to be able to get his ass the fuck out. Why are we proposing a four-year plan?
Oh man got me angry wasn't happy about it slammed. No on that fucker
Yeah
But if we're all if we're all
Libertarian here, why don't we vote for the libertarian candidate?
Oh, you can't actually do anything with a third party it like
Has there how many third party presidents have there ever been?
One one. Okay, so it's like that's not looking too great
Yeah, but having two parties is just half as good as only having one party, right? So I think we should just have one
One thing one thing just to kick around about who I voted for I will say that whoever I voted for for president
I voted all the opposite party for every other office
So it's Donald Trump. Yeah
That's not that's crazy that that was the takeaway you two got from that
Yeah, and I can't I can't confirm or deny it, but that's not what I got from that
That's what I got from that because I've heard that so many times. I
Love my girlfriend. That's my girlfriend. That's why I don't think I don't think that really gives away who we voted for well, I mean
I kind of does because it's like that. I think it's crazy that you both think that
It's fucking awesome because it's not okay. So it was Kamala. I
I'm not saying who it was
You've seen to really think that it was Kamala though
You've seen to like be dead set on I don't know man. You might be right dude
I'm telling you it was literally a fucking coin toss for me
Did you actually toss a coin or what was the reason I essentially did in my head?
Well, I literally was like discussing it with my girlfriend when I walked in she goes Alex
I know nothing about politics the last thing she said before I walked in she's just like I don't know like I don't know
Anything about this stuff, but like go make a good decision think about our kids
What's the reason that you voted for a different party for president rather than all the other ones?
I can't give that away that would give it away. All right, so I can't I can't say that heads
This is tails I'm not gonna tell you that that's tails I would agree that's tails that's heads. Yes
Tails is Kamala
You fucking
Ah fucking globalist
You globalist scum I
What the fuck dude, we're dealing with fucking globalist scum here. What makes you think I voted for?
But here's the fucking crazy thing right I don't care who people voted for right because I'm like
Oh, that's cool that you get to vote for who you think like can meaningfully impact your life
Yeah, that's that's how it should be dope, dude. That's America, right?
But I told people who I voted for and they lost their shit like literally like kind of scary, dude
I got like the way people were going nuts online
Right like fucking changing their pictures black and it's like going dark. It's like dude you get one vote
I know it's like hey, dude, like you might weigh what three people way, but you only get one vote
This is my biggest fucking takeaway from it
The the absolute landslide that that happened because he won the popular vote. He won the electoral college
They won the Senate and the house right like that's just the American people as a whole saying fuck you
To the everything that's been going on. They literally said get fucking bent. Yeah, they're like go fuck yourself
We know you don't like Donald Trump. That's why we're voting for here's a problem, dude, right? It's not
It's not you need like I've said before right you need the empathy and the social welfare programs of liberals
You absolutely need that dude. My dad was on disability growing up. Okay, I would have starved to death if it wasn't for liberals
Okay, but you also need the law and order and the monetary logic of Republicans because liberals will just give it all away
Like East Germany, it's like everybody worked for the government
There was no industry and they just gave it the fuck away. All right, so I understand you need both
All right, it's a balancing act in this push and pull. This is this is the rule of our universe opposing forces
Okay, balance of opposing forces. You need a little bit of both in the right in the right amounts and too far in either direction
You go off the rails. It's like you got Nazis over here and communism over here. You don't want to go there, right?
But it's like they want you to think that this battle is going on between Republicans and Democrats
It's really the fucking boomers the Mitch McConnell's the Nancy Pelosi's that have been in office so fucking long
They control everything. It's like guys you need to retire or die
Millennials versus the boomers, it's like McConnell actually retiring because he's not gonna be the dude. I
Do I know what happens to him? I hope he fucking never shows up to work. He is like
Like what the fuck man, they just control everything and they have these like they just want to tell their buddies at their fucking golf club
Oh, yeah, I'm the head of this fucking agency
It's like you're supposed to be dead, dude. You're fucking 83 years old. You're not even supposed to live that long. Why are you working?
Yeah, what the fuck obviously they have no connection with what what like younger people want
And dude and they make up a large percentage of Congress. Yeah, it's like no
I saw a picture of Congress the other day like I saw a picture of like the whole Congress and
Everybody was fucking over the age of 75. Yeah
It was like a nursing home picture right
People used to die at fucking 45, you know, I mean like the founding fathers
I think the oldest one is probably Ben Franklin. He was 92
Not what during the signing of the Declaration of Independence? He was 82 at that point. No bullshit. He was like in his 70s
No, he was he was better. But Franklin was the oldest of the founding father. I actually know no no
There was one more who was in his 90s. I think let me see
Woodrow Wilson
Anyway, basically what this election was though. Okay, it's not it's not the Republicans versus the Democrats
Okay, because you got to look at what's behind Donald Trump. Okay, he's got JD Vance who's pretty fucking cool
He's got a brown wife. All right
Donald Trump is Elon Musk the richest man in the world. Elon Musk, Vakramaswamy
He's just got like all the fucking young people dude, basically what happened? All right
Look, this is not Republicans versus Democrats. This is young versus old. This is the
This is us versus the estate the oldest person to sign a declaration of independence with Samuel Whitmore at 81 years old
So so Donald Trump makes Elon Musk the head of the Department of Government Efficiency, right?
Right. So now he has the power to take away regulations
That will be on electric cars, right? Yeah, they're gonna use that against him dude. The first time he does anything that's associated with his business
He's regulating his own business. It's gonna come up before Congress. Yeah, but you got to understand how good Elon Musk is at
Running things and making sure he is. I
Have you seen a picture of the motors that rocket motors I sent you no like the first one how fucking tight that makes sense
It's just he's gonna cut off the fat. That's what we need
He says first you cut you cut
10% right and if that was too much then you cut back right?
He's like gonna go wild and then you go too far first
You cut too much and then you back look what he did with Twitter. He weighed off 90% of staff immediately
Yeah, 80 80% and then it was like still it was fine
But is he not just gonna cut not cut every fucking program that doesn't benefit his business
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up. Hey, he can have his opinions. So fucking you had the worst takes
You're awful
If we have a government agency that's there to benefit the environment and and his fucking cars aren't good for the environment
Is he gonna fucking endorse them? I don't think he's that evil Casey
No, he is he's like he's almost a trillionaire. Nobody's ever made a trillion dollars on earth. I can I can tell you one thing
They're definitely gonna accuse him of it
Everybody in this administration is gonna be accused of fucking everything under the Sun fucking Russian collusion
Fucking I don't know just a collusion with everything like they're just gonna they're just gonna make up so much shit
Here's what they're gonna do. The establishment is going to gridlock this administration with more fake fucking litigation
That's par for the course. That's what they've always done. But dude, the good thing is is that
Basically boomers have no idea what's happening
They're like wait, what's a fucking doge wait what is happening a dog it's a meme what the fuck is a meme
Who is this guy?
Actually, my grandparents used to fucking print out memes and put them on the fridge. They're like the original meme gods
No, it's really was chain emails. Yeah. Yeah. I used to I was thinking about this I used to
My mom used to give me pictures of like meme
They were like memes, but without the words back then they're like funny pictures and I would like sell them in in class in fourth grade
No, yeah, I would like some for like a quarter of me
This like meme seller
And my teacher pulls me aside he's like what's going on here like I'm selling memes and making bank
He's like now you you can't do that in school
This is a socialism you're a businessman
Do you know we all sell some merch? Oh, yeah make a couple bucks. You know, if you want to buy your merch
We don't have
My
It's just gonna be a picture of all her fucking dicks on a shirt. I think we should have a patch of the logo
What's the logo I'll buy some what does the logo like the oh like the cover on Spotify
I can make a patch out of that or something similar
That'd be pretty cool some t-shirts, yeah, would you rock an untitled t-shirt I would
Oh, I really think we should do some like untitled industries. That'd be awesome. We should get some merch
Yeah, that'd be dope on my on my brother design a t-shirt for us. If Jay, yeah, Jake
Paul can have merch we can have merch
Yeah, fuck it. And even if it like even if it's not a successful podcast
Maybe we could get some successful merch going. You're right. You know, yeah
What is going on with you?
I'm fucking exhausted. You got this smug look on your face. We can make a podcast letterman jazz
Smug look man. I'm just fucking exhausted
I've worked like six days in a row. I'm just fucking yeah, man
He's been working you gotta work like 14 days in a row or some shit. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit
All right, let's get to
A mandatory training tomorrow. Oh, yeah, it's four hours. So you're gonna watch the fight tomorrow. Oh
Tyson and I had probably will yeah
What time is it? It's at eight o'clock at night. Is it you gotta pay for it? No, it's free on Netflix
Is it really? Oh, I'll definitely watch it then dude. I feel like that's not even right though
I feel like this is gonna be like a fucking man and woman sports kind of thing, you know
He's just gonna get decimated
He's gonna mall Jason. No, he's like just cuz he's old doesn't mean he like dude. It's a bad fighter
We need more batteries. I don't know. Is it done? Yeah, it's done
I don't know if I feel right about it cuz he's so oh shit. What's going on with five?
I don't know. Would you rather have Michael Jordan at the end of his career or Ron James at the beginning of his career?
Five's fun. So is uh, yeah, that's a tough one. I don't really know a lot about basketball
Yeah, we might need to get a new one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that dude. I think it's gonna be yeah
We're gonna need a biol like we're gonna need some more batteries for this. Jay Paul's gonna win
It's gonna piss me off, but I think Jay Paul's
We need to it's gonna be kind of shitty to see like other people are saying this fight shouldn't happen. What we need to triple ace
Oh, okay, and a screwdriver and I got a very small one
Alright Dan and I
So
Dude I can't I can't fucking wait though, it's gonna be this is like dude. This is a fucking morning in America
This is a Trump Christmas, baby. It's great. How are things at your house? Oh, I'm loving it. Yeah
I just can't believe all the fucking shade people are throwing though, dude. I just didn't care
I'm like I was I I've had a fucking two-week long boner dude, like my rock hard about this. Oh, yeah
My my cock is throbbing red of Republican dude. This is just like a fucking poetic justice story
Absolutely, but they're gonna do everything
I already did throw everything they're gonna do look you can't just go and disrupt industries like this
I'm gonna make a prediction dude
Alright a couple things. I don't know which one
Alright, I don't know which one it's gonna be but there's either gonna be some assassinations
some
wars
The power grid is gonna go down
I
Don't know I don't know what else there's something big coming dude something real big any triple ace in that double
What to and a Phillips head aren't you fucking I need two triple A's in a Phillips head
You give me a two double A's and a fucking flathead
What the fuck Casey
Yeah, dude, there's no way like
There's so much money
Tied up in these industries that they're disrupting like RFK dude the pharmaceutical industry. Oh, yeah, like they're not gonna have that shit
I think that there might be another Kennedy
I'm right right performance ever in jeopardy
With the penis of the dick rip the penis rip the penis rip the penis
after jeopardy I'm not even alive I
Need a fucking it. I
But um fucking fall asleep behind the wheel if I stay any later
Yeah, yeah, what else was it? So Tulsi's gonna be in charge of the people that fucking fuck there that fucked her
Yeah, yeah
And what's the other one that was like poetic justice, there's a couple that it's just like it's just too perfect
but
Yeah, man politics is a fucking grimy fucking business, man
How do you do Donald Trump said himself? He's like politics are tough
Yeah, it really does feel like a war against evil though, doesn't it? Yep. I I'm loving it
It's it's a it's I just like how it's a fuck you to the establishment. Yeah. Yeah, dude
I mean just imagine imagine if you like that make night moves great again, dude
Imagine if you just let if you let the left just do just go unchecked. Where would that end up?
Where we are now, yeah pretty much
Fucking degenerates don't understand
What money is?
Breaking Donald Trump is appointed the hat man is head of pharmaceutical
Did you know how fucking scary that shit would be
Announces your pal Rowan is the next White House press
Dude, I wonder who the press secretary is gonna be they they want to Tucker Carlson to do it
I would love that dude, but he's like I hate being around politicians. He's like they're just the worst people in the world
He's also sponsored by Zin
Yeah, he says they're just the most selfish like power hungry people and he goes it was just I don't know
It's funny to hear him describe it
All right, so Casey, hold on before we go on
Who wants sorry, I'm sorry. I've been throwing so much shit in the chat, right?
I'm sorry if you look at me like I'm evil now because they voted for Donald Trump
I mean, I don't think I think you're kind of
Playing on both sides Casey. I just think that you're real stupid
Look if the Republicans went unchecked, okay, if they went unchecked I guaranteed in fucking eight years
I'd be like I'd be voting for Democrat. I promise you I would be I just think JD Vance is a great candidate for the next one. Yeah
We'll see. I love JD. Let's see if the fucking neocons a fucking neocons do the fucking
So if the Holocaust happens you will vote Democrat
I'm not afraid to switch
How many people in in the ovens does it take for a Democratic vote?
How many people that it's not really that it's just like dude what which?
What giant corporations have control the media at the time, right?
It's like that's the problem and a lot of people haven't forgot the war in Iraq dude. A lot of people haven't forgotten
That's why they still they're blue. No matter what now blue no matter who yeah, I don't blame them
But you know now now the left is captured. It's like
So I'm just gonna keep voting against the establishment and that's the way it's gonna go. Let's do jeopardy. Hell, yeah, bro
I like that Dan
Fucking work
No, it doesn't you fucking set me up for fucking failure, bro. Oh, is that the one that's disgusting Tyler?
That's a fucking something a Democrat would do fucking you set up for failure, Tai
We might need that double a by the way, then why?
You can just have my buzzer, I don't even know if I'm gonna be able to buzz in this game
Oh Jesus
I'm fucking falling asleep at the stand right now. I still gotta go to the gym and I still gotta finish work
I gotta go to bed. I gotta go home and I gotta go to bed
I'm gonna be fucking you're gonna you guys are gonna have to drag me to the finish line kicking and screaming tonight
Holy fuck
Fucking starving
It is that 2 a.m. Wendy's up. What's that the 2 a.m. Wendy's? Oh, dude, I could go for it
I got little Caesars tonight because I
Like an operator and call of duty black ops
I've been playing fucking didn't even get it. Got an order crazy puffs. He's like hey honey, there's some shit pizza in the fridge
If you want some
Down on ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
anyway, welcome to Japan that your
I mean, you know, huh? How many would you have again?
Yeah, 12 12 tie winner dead
12 tie we're dead here 20
6 time winner Thailand
And you got Ali back to quattro
From me no, I
Carried us in that fucking partners game. I did really good that game
Six
All the alley Mac fans out there I apologize in advance, but I am falling asleep at the stand tonight
I'm gonna do my best. I'm gonna try to bring home the job. It's probably not gonna happen though. No, you're gonna win
Maybe that's the one that just doesn't work
What the fuck
There's a way I got one here. Yeah, is that the one that works? It's unplugged
We're a business boom I'm number one
Unprepared jeopardy so far. Hey, you have a category say
The fuck can categories this I didn't even finish the writing the fucking word
Really stepping it up tonight guys
There is no nine
Categories got investing
All right
Where's the party?
seafood and pasta syndrome a weird Al covers
and
Arithmetic or it's arithmetic is
Tyler one last weird Al
Weird all covers 200 you got to give me the name of the real song it with the artist
200 fat
What is bad Michael Jackson?
Like he continued on that path
I don't even understand that the weird Al song fat. Oh, what song is it a parody of? Oh, I'm not good
White and nerdy
Riding dirty, but you got to get the artist to oh by Chamillionaire. Oh hell yeah, dad
I knew what I knew what riding dirty was but I did not know who the artist was
Time dance big
same one
600
I got it. What is gangsters paradise by coolio god fucking
Keep going down that rabbit hole 800 party in the CIA
Party what is party in the USA by Miley Cyrus?
Is this even working you trying to fuck me I'm not trying to fuck me like fuck Dan over
Tyler's back next
Okay now now we got a week
For 1000 girls just want to have lunch girls just want to have fun by Cyndi Lauper. Oh dad
Yeah category what about is I
Did you got
Investing where's the party investing? Oh investing for 200. Hope you're not in a china shop during this period of rising stock prices
What is a bull market fuck yeah, god damn it
On a china shop like is it a bear market or a bull market
What where's the party seafood imposter syndrome
No, it's two different categories, where's the party?
Where's the party 200 you gotta tell me what person what party this person's belong to
200 Mario
What is Democratic Party?
Wake the fuck up struggling right now damn
Let's go back to investing that piss me off that he got that one
Founded in 1950 neck I to
1950 neck I to 25 stock market
225 is a stock market index operating in this currency
What is yen, yes, I was gonna say USD
Investing testing 600
I'll do 500 wait how much is Tyler have 1800 okay, let's still go 500
Yeah
All right 500 if you fail to make timely payments on a loan you've done this
Come on
Well hold on a sec if you fail to make
Timely payments you've defaulted on your loan. Yes, that's correct
He didn't say what is
Investing 800 don't understand the date when the final payment for a debt is due you will when you're older
I think I might know but it's not worth it and I'm pretty sure it's wrong. I
Don't understand the date when the final payment for a debt is due you will when you're older
I think I might know but it's not worth it and I'm pretty sure it's wrong
No, I'd be maturity
Fuck glad I didn't go fuck
I was gonna say seniority
dance but
Investing 1000 this occurs when the percentage of an investor's equity in a margin account falls below the brokerage is
pre-agreed maintenance amount
Now fucking no, that's retarded god damn say it one more time
This occurs when the percentage of a investor's equity in a margin account falls below the brokerage is
Pre-agreed maintenance amount. What is it? What is it call?
correct
I'm surprised I got one in that category
Daddy got where's the party seafood imposter syndrome and sports arithmetic. Where's the party?
400 Jill Stein what's our green party? Oh damn it. That was my shot
I
Didn't even have my hand on the button
party for 600
William McKinley
Fuck oh McKinley he was he was a federalist
Yeah, let's just let's time it out I think it's
Republican
I'll be a Republican
Where's the tip of my tongue for 800
You got 2200 got 35 under that
Fuck it. It's what make it two daily double. Oh shit for daily double Lyndon B Johnson
What is a Democrat
He says Democrat
Damn damn
Yeah, 4400 Tyler
Party 1000 vermin supreme. Oh fuck. I didn't mean to press that what?
Is awesome. I love
He's a dude with he's a dude with a boot on his head what
I
That'd be libertarian he's a libertarian no shit. He's this old dude as a fucking boot on his head, okay?
That's two food seafood imposter syndrome
sports arithmetic
Two imposter syndrome because I don't know what that's gonna be
200 this libertarian politician ran for election to the US House to represent New Jersey's eighth
100 congressional district he lost the general election on November 8th
2022
What is Chris Christie Oh No main party he's Republican
From New Jersey
That would be Dan Delaney
Really the category is imposter syndrome
I
Will do imposter syndrome. I don't get this at all the answer was Dan Delaney
I know but why because that's his name the the
It is
There's a dandelion senator. Yeah, well know that you lost the election
This Republican ran for election to the US House to represent North Carolina's 12th district
General election in 2022
No, it's on the tip of my tongue is it Casey on the up to be Tyler Lee
Wash
All right, the keep going under it this stunt actor known for working with Tom Cruise has appeared in Top Gun mission impossible
And Lord of the Rings who is Casey O'Neill?
Keep it going
800 the chief economist of NASA has a doctorate in economics from Oxford University
Who's a doctorate in economics from Oxford University?
Who's Alex McDonald? Yeah, there's a professional soccer player with that name. That's what I thought it was gonna be for me
Fuck shit
Otherwise, I wouldn't throw me out there to dance pick
same category
1000 this 1824 poem portrays what is Don Juan?
What does this 1824 poem portrays what is Don Juan?
24 poem portrays a Spanish folk legend who was not a womanizer as historically portrayed but a victim easily seduced by women
Oh, Dan dude, there's a restaurant in Latham called Don Juan
No, yes stop, you know where Target is in Latham by Latham circle there. Yeah, yeah there go down
You know where Denny's used to be or friendlies like Denny
One either Denny or friendlies turned into Don Juan's Mexican restaurant. We need to go there
We need to go there. Do we could prank call?
There as Don Juan let's do sports arithmetic case awesome. All right 200 number of points for a safety in football
What is to know?
Didn't finish the question
Number of points for safety in football times the number of runs for a grand slam
What is eight? There you go. You fucking ass knuckle
You fucking expect
Penis you absolute knuckle of sperm
400 number of points for a free throw basketball times number of points for a field goal football
What is six?
Incorrect is three
What is three alley back?
six
Jesus Tyler
Come on. Hey, what was the second free throw versus a field goal?
I mean equals three times one six two. Yeah
All right, keep it going. You're a fucking
600 Tom Brady's jersey number minus the number of points a shot from the top of the key is worth in basketball
What is nine?
Why does the buzzer sound weird now
Because I was covering the speaker, okay mind in I didn't hear mine when I buzzed in my
What's the other categories seafood sports arithmetic?
I'll do sports arithmetic
I guess
800 number of players for each team on a soccer field plus the number of players on each team in American football
That is 22. Oh
Yeah, I wrote down the wrong answer for that one wait, what was it plus
Yeah, it's 11 for each
Keep it going correct
1000 getting a birdie on a par four divided by getting an eagle on a par five
Wait so that again getting a birdie of a par four divided by getting an eagle a par five
Isn't that a decimal
What is one yes
Yeah, cuz it's the negative so it would go back to positive. Okay, we're pretty close here
Oh, Dan's got 4300 times got who divided by two times got 4200 Ali Max got 4,000
Oh my god. Hey, what happened?
200
Hold up say this again. You know, he max got 4,000 toes got 4200 Dan's got 4300
In this game, I didn't buzz in until the last two cat that's true. Daily double really fucking saved my yeah, I really did
Tyler's pick for 200
Seafood this shellfish is sweeter and larger than traditional shrimp
Oh, it is jumbo shrimp. No, it's a sweeter. Yeah, it is fucking sweeter you piece of shit
Are we gonna tell me I'm wrong there that's a correct answer. It's a sweeter. Yeah, it is fucking sweeter you piece of shit
Shit it is
It's the what's the actual answer it's fucking really stupid
Is alright no, I'm gonna be prawns
I keep my fucking point. No, he's serious points for that. No, I shouldn't fucking
He's kind of correct anyway 400 this crustacean is often used in Cajun food popular in New Orleans
What is a crawfish? Yeah
I'm gonna go for a thousand
thousand name given to the expensive food made from sturgeon fish eggs
What is escargo?
No
I was just
Back you got 600
God that made my eyes glint up. Well fucking all right. Let's not start playing sore loser
Kamala Jesus Christ
You got 600 and 800 all right. How is having a mental breakdown? We're not even a final jeopardy yet
800 black people for 800 you got 4800
Tides got 3600. I'm gonna fucking dance got forty three hundred
I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. I'm just gonna rip your eyes out and feed him to a fucking squirrel
Good stop being a fucking sore loser the games not even over. Yes, it is. It's over. It's done. We're stuck
I'll fuck up. All right
I'm gonna bet one is sockeye salmon you know 100 yes all right if you ordered calamari
Or calamari at a restaurant you'd be eating this ocean fucking kidding all right
Can we stop fucking flipping the scoreboard off after every fucking turn?
Jesus Christ
He only been a hundred Tyler
What is octopus?
Squid isn't it?
Oh
They are different
That was the quickest like
Yeah, you should give me the points for that
You're still winning alley back final pick 600 this dish consisting of oysters filled with butter herbs and bread crumbs
It was named after the richest man in America at the time no
Anyone else no, what is oysters Rockefeller?
Tyler's got 3,000 Dan's got 4300 fucking Christ Ali max got 4700
Hey, can you go over it again? Tyler's got 3,000
Kids got 4300. What's the fucking alley max got 4700?
Dan's got how much?
Has got 4300 and I got how many 47 yeah?
What's the category?
What's the category yeah, what's the category?
Science oh fuck fuck. That's what I might actually know
If you do some bullshit with like hereditary genetics, there's some fucking nonsense like that. I will throw my phone at you
How'd you get so many points?
You answered like three questions dude you guys went through all the categories. I do nothing about
Star I got time to wake up. I got Tyler's bet and two insults with it
I'm still thinking fuck Dan. How much are you gonna fucking do man?
Four insults now
What's it like driving the worst takes on everything fucking to weebs
Damn all right. I got your got your wagers
Question is this element
Appropriately named lies between uranium and plutonium on the periodic table
This element appropriately named lies between uranium and plutonium on the periodic table
Between plutonium and uranium yeah
uranium and plutonium
I don't know what to spell it
I didn't know there was a thing between them but I think it's this one
Casey can I get a hit of your vape I need some mental clarity. You got this Elliot Eric
Hello, yeah, all right good
I got one but I just I don't think it's the correct answer
I know there's gonna be something better that's gonna come to me this element appropriately named lies between uranium and plutonium
on the periodic table
And that's what's leaning me towards one
God this is one I know I know this one I
Think I got it wrong too, but I'm gonna lock it in
That's definitely wrong
We got an echo echo echo we do have an echo it's a split second echo
You want to fix it
Yeah, fix it this is this fucking one
All right fucking kidding Tyler says a meritorium
That's incorrect
But at all he's down to zero
So I at least came in second
Dan says iridium
He better at all
He's down to zero Ali back says what is radon
That's incorrect
2150 he's down to 2550
the single baby
I'm back with the come back. Let's go back fucking Christ dude. I didn't answer the first four categories was neptunium. Oh shit
You know, why did you say I'm there?
So there was between uranium and plutonium
Neptune's between you rate Uranus and Pluto. Oh
Oh, man, I didn't look at it from that angle. I would have got it then shit doesn't matter though
Cuz I won that's the sinker baby
I'm kind of like stringing. I'm stringing them together here. I'm winning like every other
And then Americania it was the one after Dan I thought you were gonna put
You didn't say a baritone you said that's why I said I can't spell it right you fucking I do have a track record
You said a baritone. Oh
See the only ones that voted for Donald Trump
I voted for Kamala
Well, they won last week I wear a jersey every week it's been a while since I wore a charger
Oh, man you'd be surprised
No, he's not he's gonna do shrooms and he's gonna
Know no, I like I like the ambiguous right now. It's pretty funny
I have it lets me remain just completely neutral. I like
Trump I don't care. I know but it's cool that you think I voted
I said, I don't know I
Hopped on the Kamala bandwagon, but Dan was making a lot of sense
But at the same time, I really don't like Trump a lot. So it was like
It was literally a game. That's why I'm great. Is he so unlikable?
That's he's such a bully. He's such a dude
Yeah, but that is one of the traits I liked about him
But he also is in my eyes like way more of a fascist than anybody who has ever fucking run before in my life
What does he know? What's it? What has he done? That's fascist. He constantly lies. He says that he wants to get well
Obviously his former his former chief of staff so that he worshiped dictators like he looked up to he's like I wish
That's why yeah, he was like I wish I had the journals that Hitler had when he had even when he was a dictator
Yeah, and he's because they do what they're fucking doing. It's like but like at the same time though
It's like he is a bully. You know, we need a bully right now
Like it's I I see both ends of it and that's why it was like so fucked for me
It's like our best tactics from German generals after World War two. We the German tank commander
Fuck it. The way I see it Kamala is a low risk low reward pick and then Trump is high
Trump is high risk high reward
The reward is a fucking cooking economy, bro
Look, here's the thing history just repeats itself over and over the fucking the Trump is Trump is literally it's like Reagan 2.0
Because it was just the same setup like there's the red wave for Reagan, right?
And the economy sucked. There's high inflation. It's this literally
They're like I'm gonna fix the yeah, the grace commission is the same thing as Doge. They tried to do the same thing
It's like literally just history repeating and guess what the fucking Russians were going ape shit during that time
China was not doing anything but like Russia was the big bad guy at that point and then fucking
fucking big old fucking
Ronald Reagan came in he's like, all right America. We are not going to
Be under the control of the Soviets we must stand up to the Soviets but we will as Americans get through this
That's Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan have a southern accent
I got it
Have you ever heard Ronald Reagan's voice?
Fuck we survived
He's not from the fucking town, he's from California
He was one of the most beloved presidents and I have a statue of him in my house
Yeah, and people are saying they're like, oh I survived Reagan. I'll survive this it's like fun
You fucking survived dude the Reagan years were the greatest years right in a very low
The FDR years were the best years we have after your fucking pulled the economy out of
Here's what Ronald Reagan sounds like, here's what Ronald Reagan sounds like so you can understand what I'm saying
I was a Democrat most of my life. I became a Republican only not too many years ago
I had the pleasure of telling some of those people that are saying the Republican Party ought to broaden its base
The other day that when I switched parties, I didn't do it because the two parties were alike
I did it because they were different
It's Ronald Reagan fucking Ronald Reagan was the greenest presence of all time
I might put a poster up of Ronald Reagan. Yeah for him him Elon Musk Tulsi Gavard. Yeah
my idols I
Agree that you shouldn't be loyal to certain parties
No, you should burn them to the ground actually, but you can you're fucking done with them
But you know when you fucking nut and like an old t-shirt and you just fucking throw it to the side and you're fucking done
With it, but that's what you should do with your political
Don't tell me you haven't done that Ali Mac
That's how me haven't been feeling around on the side of the bed for something
Right your girlfriend sleeping next to you and you're like god
I just got a rub one out and you're just doing those little tiny
Waker up, you know
Don't you know the quick you're painting quite the picture in my mind
I've done it done have become a master of it
And then you feel you know you're gonna you know you're gonna bust, but you gotta find something to bust on you like
Fuck what I got and then you feel an old t-shirt and grab it
Fucking work uniform. Oh
Got into a load in the wash now
Fuck I just thought I don't think if you're a liberal you're gonna vote for
Republican
Yeah, I mean generally not but I mean do you mean like in this election or what?
Yeah, I mean you said like we shouldn't be loyal to certain political parties. I agree with that
Yeah, you should just vote and let us walk the fuck away, but if you have a liberal ideology you can't vote for Donald Trump
Yeah, no, it's not gonna align with your values, but it's like I really hope like our generation is the one that like
Stops the vitriol and the hate like really like dude. I like we need both
I really we really do it's not like it's it's like there's mail like if you think nature figured this out
Right you wonder why is there a mom and a dad?
It's because it's literally yin and yang. It's like you need the empathy of a mother, but what do you get with?
That's not always true though because sometimes like the father is the empathetic one
No, I mean they they both so if you look at it like a yin-yang, right?
There's elements of each one in each side, right?
It's like one sides black one sides white
But the black side has a little bit of white in it and the white side has a little bit of black in it
Right. So like there's men have some feminine traits and women have some manly traits like masculine traits
It's just that's the balance of nature. That's it's like if you had if the Sun shined 24 hours a day
24 hours a day, right it would scorch the plants. It'd be too much like they need that break period
You know, yeah the moon at night you need rest
It's like you need both but you don't necessarily know that the the female side is always gonna be like the empathy side
But generally generally speaking it is like in general. I don't know. I think women are more empathetic. I think it depends on the person I
Mean, yeah, but in general wouldn't you say that women are known to be the empathetic ones?
Not the Republican women and men are known to be the aggressive one not badgery Taylor green
You guys have met my fiance
She is the most passive person on the planet and you guys all know how fucking aggressive I am with everything I do
Like I feel like that's just proving Dan's point there, dude
It's like I mean they figured this out like like even the Chinese
It's like they have like sex is assigned to each thing on the for the for the yin and yang
You know, it's like it once you see that isn't the male portion the white part tail is white
Yeah, which is females black dark energy and yeah
Which is a weird thing because normally it's like when you when you think of those type of things the male energy is normally
The dark one right you would think but also with the yin and yang you have the spec of light and the spec of dark
Right both of them. So it's kind of the whole yin yang is really interesting
Perspective dude, it's like if you like I just I love duality like duality in general like just like the
Good the bad the fucking red the blue the white the black like I just
Duality in general is just a really cool dude. It's like thing. It's the literal rule of our universe
Yeah, we have to like compromise on certain things
We have just people who who say I'm gonna block you right here. No, but that's a thing with yin yang
that's why it has the spec of darkness in the light and
The spec of blood of light in that darkness is because even in those things
It has a spec of the other darkness is definitely the Republicans and then it implies each one implies the other one
Yeah, it's like you do in it like black implies that white exists and white implies that black exists
If you know what each one of those is, you know
It's you can't just look at somebody and be like, oh you voted this way like I'm fucking done with you
It's like if you understand that that person is necessary to support the balance
It's the counterweight to your views right because like right now the Republicans control everything, right?
I I'm glad that's only for two years because that's not necessarily great, right?
You don't want one. I think it's just a good system shot because I agree with that
But I don't agree with supporting Donald Trump as the leader of your party
Like I would agree with like JD Vance or something. You know, here's why it has to happen, dude
And here's here's why it has to be Donald Trump
Because he literally got dragged through the courts
They they literally turned New York State Department of Justice into a kangaroo court just to get this guy
Just so they could flex their boomer nuts, right? They're like, oh, I'm in the fucking Department of Justice
I'm gonna get Donald Trump. Oh, so there's like a bunch of nut nut flexing going on dude
They literally broke the law to go after him just because he's Hitler. He's he's the worst thing ever which he's he's not
He's just like another guy, right?
Yeah, I saw that post that was that was like yeah, it would have been okay to rig the election against against Hitler
So why not Trump?
Right
He hasn't burned six million Jews so he's not yeah, but you
Not Jews, right? Maybe Mexicans, but yeah, no, it's um
Dude, it was the police million number actually isn't just Jews. It's everybody involved, but the Jews take over the all really
Yeah, it's everybody involved like the cripples the retarded people the gays the gays like all of that
It's not just six million Jews and that was it. It was six million in total type things
But um, it was mostly the Jews. It was also like black people
Fucking gay call it genies genies
Jeans gypsies gypsies. Yes
Two different things fucking you know Eastern Europeans
fucking
black people
Women that's fucking wild, dude. You're probably just like well, we don't want to fucking feed them
I mean, I'm sorry. I've tried to think of how you get to that point where you can just kill somebody
There's just a lot of similarities
You know the final solution
basically Hitler wanted the the alpha race like the the white the white blonde hair blue-eyed tall
muscular like people like he he wanted the world to only be that because that's what he pictured as the
peak human and
Like he knew that he couldn't just kill people with brown hair and blue eyes like he would eventually get down to like me and you
Killing killing isn't Trump
Predators against a tire group of people like the Muslims and the Mexicans
Abraham accords bro, are you looking at peace to the Middle East?
Like like the emperor literally did that you'll never hear that on the news
But did you know that he made peace between Saudi Arabia and Israel? Yep, the Abraham Accords
It doesn't seem like Israel has any peace anymore
Well, there will be they won't we're not going to war dude, it's gonna be legit look
My thing is is the state of New York is so drunk on its own bureaucracy
That another part of the reason I voted for Donald Trump
Like I just want to see him get poetic justice against fucking New York State
I like I cannot stand the bureaucracy of New York State. Well, that's what happens when you have one party
That's in control of the entire well your party your party
Of wonderful Democrats in California said that slavery is legal. So now that I think they were talking about take that seriously
In New York, they definitely are control. I don't I don't agree with one party having on the control at all
Republicans or Democrats. I don't want to see that either way. That is terrible
You know, but for the next two years, it's gonna be mostly Republican
I don't want to see that either way. That is terrible
You know, but for the next two years, it's gonna be mostly Republican. So
You know morning in America, they'll get some shit done, but luckily they but they do another vote in two years. Yes
They do another vote for Congress in two years, but
Another presidential election in four years. Yeah. Yeah, so it'll probably balance back out, you know
So I think JD Vance is a great candidate and I would rather vote for gay Vance over Trump
Yeah, I mean you're not gonna have to though. I know I'm just saying like JD Vance would have been my pick this time
Right, right. I really like I watched a shit ton of interviews with him. I reviewed his policies. I like JD Vance a lot
But so tell me one thing one thing real quick
About to walk out. What is it? What is it that you like about the Democratic Party so much that makes it you say?
This is my party and I'm blue no matter who I
Don't really agree with the Democratic Party. I agree with liberalism
So, you know, I'm a liberal. I'm not a necessarily Democrat
I think the fucking Democrats have done a lot of fucking bad shit with
Fucking nominating Biden as their fucking president, but I still agree with everything
You know in the background of what they're saying about like, you know, so you like shady underhanded tactics. Okay. Yeah
Like I'm basically the opposite of Tyler
so
Because I don't like the Republicans, but I'm a conservative. So
Basically, I don't want my kids getting transgender hormones and I don't want my kids to have fucking sex books and fucking see
See that shit like
Really fucked things up like it just like and I think they're gonna get away from that. They should yeah
What's killing their party? Right?
Good identity politics has fucked the Democratic Party, right?
Because they put all their chips into identity policy like dude the thing I love about liberals is I say this all the time
Like they were the original pioneers of healthy food, right?
They like the Whole Foods is like because of liberals, you know, it was owned by liberals before
I'd love waking up on a Saturday morning and watching PBS watching this old house and just like I miss when you would watch
Nova and
The orchestral music at the end of that would like almost bring tears to my eyes, you know that show
I know and that's the America I fucking miss bro where you'd watch like a show about science on PBS
And you just got fucking inspired. I just think like you didn't have to worry about who Nova
No, what year were you born? Oh 1990 1990. So you had like like peak PBS
It was fucking awesome, dude
So me and Tyler had a debate earlier about
trans people in the military and I feel like it just follows because 20 years ago
We would have this debate about gay people being military, which is what Bernie Sanders said in his debate 20 years ago and
Like 50 years before that we were said. Oh black people can't be in the military
So people kind of just like come around to these friends people is a completely different fucking thing
Because you're actively giving them hormones if it's a man transitioning into a woman
You're actively giving them hormones to make them physically weaker. You are giving them estrogen
You are fucking with their chemistry so fucking much
That is the reason why I'm like trans people shouldn't be in the military
Because you're even if it's a female turning to even if it's a female trying to be a male fucking you give them testosterone
You're not just giving them testosterone. You're fucking their hormones and being a hormonal mess on a battlefield is the worst
Possible thing that you could do. Do you want to have people out there that are fucking hormonal fucking psychopaths?
Or do you want to have trained killers? Yeah, it's
It's tough me and if it was a branch that allows like hormones like it's like optimized and shit
It'd be fine, but you really are it's kind of like it's it's like it's loose. It's real loose, man
It's not like it's a dialed-in science where it's like
everything's perfect you got to think about the hormones of the body as like the
cables on a suspension bridge
Right or like the strings on a guitar if you if you mess with one it's gonna mess with all of them
Right
So if you like if you tune like your guitar like you take the e string and you lower it you do drop detuning
Right, it's gonna throw all the other strings off because you just change the tension on the entire guitar
That's what happens in the human body when you start messing with one hormone
it changes the entire cascade of hormones and people and a lot of people like even like
Guys that transition to girls end up coming off of estrogen because it fucks their hormones up so much like estrogen is actually a stress
Hormone, so you're actually putting your body in like a stressed state. It's it's not it's not great man in any way
It's not like a perfect science. Yeah for that argument
You could say that you know women shouldn't be in the military because they have too much estrogen
I don't know they have balanced hormones, but I also balance
I also for just like I think I don't believe that women
Belong on the front lines not because they're not capable of it
But this is an argument that's been in the fucking thing for like a man in a battle situation in a combat situation
This has been proven and they've done studies on it from like after action reports
if there is a woman on the battlefield on your side and
There is something going on the men will always protect the women over anybody else
They will sacrifice themselves for a woman. They will put themselves in danger
So a woman will not be it's just natural natural fucking constant like natural fucking hormones to protect the woman and the woman
They lowered the the the the the the whole thing with with women in the military
I don't I don't care if they're in the military, but make their make their things equal to men
I want everybody on that battlefield to have the same exact training you have to do the same amount of push-ups
You have to do the same amount of sit-ups
You have to carry the same amount of weight like it's not that confidence base
Yeah, it's it's not that I don't want women in the military
It's that I want them to do the same exact thing that a male soldier could do and if you can do that
And you don't have any like like you don't have to do fucking 30 less push-ups than the guy and carry
45 less pounds as a guy
It's like I think I think it's more about mental toughness rather than physical toughness
Because in order to like be a part of the military and be in war you got to be fucking mentally tough
But you also have to be physically able to do the job
It's like the same like like like there's a there's a there's a training course where you have to lift up another
Soldier and carry them the woman only has to carry another woman. They don't have to carry a man
Like and but like a man can carry a woman
But like the whole thing is a woman in the training course only has to carry another woman if a if and also
Let's say fucking you got fucking Jim Bob from fucking Kentucky who's six foot three and 250 pounds of muscle a five foot six
fucking
Rachel from New York who's fucking 125 pounds
Is fucking Rachel? Yeah fucking fucking men don't have the fucking mental toughness to go through childbirth a
Fucking man gets a flu and it's the man flu and it's like the worst thing
Male males are built for war women are built for childbirth. That's just what it is
Like but I'm saying you have to have more mental toughness
In order to be a soldier. It doesn't matter what gender you are. Okay, look at look at that
That's another thing look at the psychological studies women who come out of the military are ten times more likely to have PTSD than a male
Soldier that's an actual fact. They cannot they like they can they can handle like that. I don't think PTSD discriminates
I think it affects anybody who happens here. You're saying it's a mental toughness thing
The whole thing with that is that women come back from war and they are a lot more
Affected by the combat that they've seen than a man is that is an actual fact
Because men are bred to be a fucking killer. They're bred to hunt. They're bred to fight women are bred to be
Caretakers, it's not like it's not even like like a like a sexual preference thing. It's not even like thing
It's just naturally that's what we are bred to do a man goes to war
So a woman doesn't have to you can if there was one man left and also just it just as a
just as a
Let me finish just as a like
Population recuperation thing
If there's one man
he can he can help repopulate as long as there's enough women a woman has to take nine months to birth one child and
Just because of that they are higher value than us a
Single man can have sex with fucking 40 women and have 40 children in two day in like he can have sex with 40 women
In like six days and then if all of them got pregnant it takes them nine months until they have another child
This is just tasty. It's not a joke. This is this is like an actual like
Population like can you come 40 times in six days? I could probably
What's that I think I came about 40 times yesterday
But like like it's just like it's just an example for it
But like like what I'm saying is that a man like a single man would be able to help repopulate if you lose all the women
Like you can't repopulate the place that you're at. That's a good point
But then you're just talking about who's more valuable within our society women are more valuable in society
And every single one of us I think agrees with that. Yeah
Every single person here agrees that more women are more valuable
They're literally under 50 million women and 150 million men
Trannies cuz it's like it's like turning lead into gold
In the way fucking men just like just useless beta males
Did you if you ever if you ever want to see something shocking?
Look at the population before World War two and after World War two
It's fucking shocking
But that's what they used to say about gay people is gay people don't have the right hormones
To be masculine enough to be in the military, right Casey. I'm not talking about this shit
I'm talking about not being able to reproduce a fucking population. We're already falling population wise
We're what's the fucking word Dan? You might know this that like like the the minimum number required to keep like a country going like
Births, what's it called?
You know what I'm talking about though, right like the minimum amount of people required to have children
But under population is not a problem under population of massive we have way too many people in the world
We don't fucking idiot you don't
Is hunger not a problem in the world gentlemen, I'm sorry
Okay, that's generally like geopolitical things. I'll just give my end of the sign off right now fuck off
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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
Yeah, fuck
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
They're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
And we miss it
Somewhere in China
What the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
I don't think they come from our super-soldiers, then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens
but a C.I.A. J.F.T. was killed by the government
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump BEEP
Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real
They're going to sink money into them
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry
but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution violence
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibbit
We're only living in the third dimension
Oh!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator
Okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real
Okay? Look it up, look it up
He says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust
He says that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it, he was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump
The fucking word person out there, fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump! He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there, everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool
He made legislation for all of us
The actual government is trying
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires
He's fucking fucked