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welcome to Untitled Podcast
oh my god my sexual awakening
I was about to say
it's episode 88 the Halloween special
I thought next week was a hot special
I know we're doing the party right
yeah but yeah holy shit this was my
sexual awakening
I was about to say Tyler had Anne Frank but I had the Hex girls
no I had both I had both the Hex girls were
fucking hot as hell
so the Hex girls were like these three
chicks from Scooby Doo where they like
magic like witch sisters and they're
super goth
oh they're so hot there's one with like
there's one with like red hair with red
and black hair
that's my favorite I fucking love Thorn
I'm looking at the other two they're
kind of beat actually
the other two are kind of beat but Thorn
I would fucking let her step on my nuts
or no the blonde one though
no the blonde one doesn't do it for me
the pigtails are weird I never liked
pigtails
yeah I would uh
I can change your whole direction on my Hex girl
I would watch this every Halloween
so like the entire gang is trying to
fuck the Hex girls every single one
of friends trying to fuck the Hex girls
Daphne's trying to fuck them Velma's
trying to get in there Shaggy's
obviously trying to fuck them even
trying to fuck Scooby that let's be
real
Scooby's even trying to fuck them look
at him oh my god they're so hot
Scooby's just sitting there going yeah
I'm gonna fuck
he's like are you guys
I actually have a Hex girl dude am I
wearing my Hex girls t-shirt
no I'm not I have a Hex girls t-shirt
it's fucking why I love dude I love the
Hex girls like I have their all their
songs on my on my playlist like that's
not a joke I genuinely have the Hex
girls songs my playlist because not only
are they hot their music fucking bops
dude yeah I love the Hex girls me too
oh my god which is ghost for not also
all the Scooby-Doo movies back in the
90s and early 2000s were fucking banging
first of all yet yet zombie island you
had fucking witches ghost you had oh
yeah
Martian invaders alien invaders
something like that and then you had
um it was the last one my favorite was
the hex girls one oh yeah it was
placing on there's that live live action
one oh yeah monsters unleashed or
whatever one in the mid 2000s the live
action was pretty good too because
Velma and that was fucking hot as shit
fucking now what's her name I the
actress I can't think of her name but
she's really good-looking also can we
just be fucking honest with ourselves
here that Daphne is not the hottest it's
always been Velma it's always been Velma
Velma has always been the hot one out of
the at a Scooby-Doo gang 100% Velma is
the best let's not count out Daphne
though nope nope I am counting out
Daphne cuz Velma besides oh you just
want to get paid by Fred what that would
just be getting fucked by Fred it's not
getting pegged if it's if it's not a
woman I would let fucking thorn fucking
peg me fucking thorn from the hex girls
100% you would let thorn from the hex
girls fucking peg you oh yeah is that
the main yeah that's the red-haired one
yeah yeah yeah they actually came the
hex girls were in another Scooby-Doo
series and they had a slightly different
look it wasn't as good as their original
look but it was still alright and thorn
still looked the best thorn there's
thorn what the fuck were the other two's
name I can't remember thorns the
important one thorn was so good looking
I love the hex girls 100% let's see the
names of the so I know it's thorn is it
I mean Luna and dusk oh thorn Luna and
dusk was the black one dusk there wasn't
this one a black yeah she's black the
the the one with the afro she's black
and in the later series they kind of
like made her like definitely black but
in the original she's kind of like
ambiguously like tan she's not even
black she's like white no she's she's
black look up the newer version of it
from mystery incorporated look up
Scooby-Doo mystery incorporated hex
girls and you can tell that she's she's
supposed to be black yeah maybe she's
Hispanic maybe she's not like dark skinned
no see I feel I feel like she's like a
light skin black but like she's
definitely not supposed to be white yeah
so lots of news this week Joe Rogan
Donald Trump happening tomorrow I'm
excited for it Kamala rejected the Joe
Rogan spot what yeah she said if she
wouldn't go on okay yeah she had a she
had one of her aides come out and talk
for her and then they her aid goes yeah
we we don't want her to be on Joe Rogan
at least she had the balls to go on in
fact Fox News and you know basically
have just a one-sided debate no I watched
that I watched that after I fucking left
oh so did I she fucking just kept
talking in circles he would try to ask a
question and she'd be like well our
response on immigration needs to be a
response you didn't let her finish
anything though you just argue with her
listen it's the same fucking thing when
when when Trump was on fucking any other
fucking thing it was just fucking never
let Donald Trump talk and it's just
you're upset that this is happening to
Kamala which has been happening to Trump
the whole fucking time Kamala had one
interview that didn't go her way and
people like you are trying to fucking do
the stupid fucking thing being like well
it actually was against her actually we
it was actually not really oh yeah her
home fucking course that's not biased at
all towards conservatives right oh every
other fucking every single other goddamn
thing is for conservatives I'd like to
see every other thing is against
conservatives I'd like to see Trump have
the balls to go on MSNBC or some he does
go on MSNBC he has been on MSNBC
they grow him just as hard as Fox News
grilled Kamala Kamala needs to be grilled
because no one grilled her sure all the
candidates need to be have some tell me
another tell me another time that Kamala
Harris was grilled hmm tell me a single
other time Kamala Harris was grilled she
was getting grilled by some Mexican dude
I'm like this foreign show or some shit
we're talking about American media here
Casey tell me one other time that Kamala
Harris was grilled tell me one give me
give me one other time I don't know I
don't watch many of her interviews
that's right because she hasn't been
fucking grilled ever she hasn't been
grilled ever you she she can't go on
something without a fucking teleprompter
she's been she got grilled by Trump
right that doesn't you're getting
grilled by your opponent opponent yeah
he's got you know in a debate but anyway
so fucking let's talk about how
basically the world is ending what are
you talking about fucking North Korea
is a fucking joke North Korea is a
fucking joke yeah you could send one
platoon of American soldiers and that
country's gone one platoon gone they're
now sending troops into Ukraine though
to fight with Russia yeah and they're
retarded they're just bullet sponges you
know you know like it have you ever
played a real-time strategy game like
you know like starfield or something
anything like that our field a little
bit but like you know how you had like
the fucking like the the the units that
you just send to get slaughtered you
ever play halo yeah you know the grunts
that's what the that's what the the
North Korean soldiers are you just send
them and they get slaughtered it's just
silly waste bullets that's what's
happening I think I think Kim's just
trying to get Putin like you know to
protect him if some shit goes down I
mean they're threatening you know
they're destroying the roads in between
like North and South Korea and they're
they're saying there's only one fucking
through way through North and South
Korea it's the fucking um the militarized
zone I don't know the name of it but
like it has other roads that they blew
up between the two and South Korea is
actually thinking of going into war to
fight with Ukraine so so sort North
Korea and South Korea are gonna fight
each other it's gonna do it it's gonna
be another civil war but they're gonna
do it in Ukraine it's gonna be the
stupidest fucking thing ever
that's good meanwhile you got looking
Israel and Hamas like 90% of that
fucking city is gone city it's a country
country yeah country Palestine do you
know there have been over there's been
like 20,000 women and children civilian
deaths in Gaza during the war oh my god
really it's a war it's gonna happen oh
my fucking god do I care not really I I
don't care I don't care about Israel and
Gaza I don't fucking care about Russia
and Ukraine why the fuck do I care it's
not my country because the United States
is gonna get involved in the war soon we
shouldn't and also your tax dollars are
going to pay like I said we shouldn't
you know what our tax money should be
going to the fucking hurricane victims
down in Florida and Georgia and shit we
shouldn't be sending billions of dollars
of aid when we don't have enough money
to fix fucking Florida Georgia and like
the Carolinas like that whole area is
fucking destroyed right now and they're
not even caring about that because they
want to send more money to Ukraine and
fucking Israel I we shouldn't be giving
any more money to Ukraine and Israel
until we fix our own fucking disaster
area nobody's gonna miss Florida too
much I do but I think what we're talking
about before that sending money to
fucking other countries oh yeah you're
fucking tax dollars are going there
whether Kamala or Trump become president
we're still gonna get involved in this
fucking war somehow we shouldn't well I
don't care who's gonna vote for that's
not gonna get involved in the war Trump's
the closer one to not getting involved
if we if we elect Kamala we're gonna
have boots on the ground if we elect
Trump we're just gonna send money that's
that's what that's what's gonna end up
being and if we get boots on the ground
on either places it's gonna start World
War three so a vote for Kamala is a vote
for World War three so to our valued
listeners just keep that in mind well
that's why that's why you care about
what's happening in the Middle East and
you know I don't care because I care
about Americans and I care about
starting World War three and we
shouldn't do fucking anything involved
with those motherfuckers I know you think
we shouldn't but I'm saying it's
probably going to happen why does it have
to happen well it doesn't have to but I
think the tensions are escalating to the
point now where there's gonna be like a
global fucking major pilot logical
nuclear warfare drill and we got air horn
brother you love to see it oh my god so
I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh for the next
couple days if anybody who's listening
to this wants to meet me I can sign some
autographs how many people in Pistor you
think you're talking to right now oh no
there might be a couple I'm gonna be at
this I'm gonna be at the Steelers game
this weekend if you beat a fan of
Untitled podcast in Pittsburgh I'll give
you $100 listen if you guys want if I
want to I want to win $100 so if we have
any listeners in Pittsburgh I'm gonna go
to the strip on on Sunday or Saturday
what's the date on that what's let's say
Friday's the 25th the 27th I will be
down there on the 26th or 27th you can
meet me down on the strip I'll be
probably shopping and going to a couple
bars down there not drinking but I'm
going with my fiance if you guys want to
meet me down there I'll sign some
autographs give you a handshake you can
take a picture with me if you want give
you a hand job give you a hand job free
autograph and a hand job come on the
autograph I'll come on the autograph
his signature is just as calm but yeah
I'll I'll I'll give you an autograph
and I'll shake your hand you can take a
picture with me if you're in the area so
what's in Pittsburgh the fucking
Steelers catch up no I mean that's why
you're going to Pittsburgh yeah I'm
going to Pittsburgh for fucking this
Steelers Giants game to watch the Giants
lose because I hate being a Giants fan
but you know the Yankees are in the
World Series that's gonna be good one
tomorrow when's that start tomorrow
yep also this week are the Dodgers gonna
win that Dodgers I think it's gonna be
evenly matched I think we just try to
hit Shohei Otani in the head as much we
might win also you see this week how the
Department of Justice issued Elon a
warning for giving away a 1 million
dollar randomly to people that signed a
petition to vote for Trump in
Pennsylvania that's awesome that's great
bro that you talk about voter fraud
that's not voter fraud that's just
encouraged Trump's already getting
getting set up to cry about road fraud
if you lose this right no but Elon's
basically paying people to vote for
Trump in the swing states your precious
polls are getting much much closer now
you fucking retired the polls the other
pretty pretty 50 50 and then if you look
at the betting odds the betting odds
Trump is fucking 20 points ahead what is
how do they calculate the betting odds
the betting odds people just bet on the
election who they think is gonna win for
money so they're putting their money
where their mouth is and they're betting
on Donald Trump winning and there's a
20 it's a fucking like I think Kamala's
just a bit of an underdog she's not an
underdog she's the fucking vice
president how is she an underdog because
I think most people think Trump's gonna
win and that's why the betting odds are
so high how is she an underdog she's the
vice president I don't get you and your
fucking friends on the left saying oh
it's an underdog story underdog on our
side oh my god she's such an under she's
the sitting fucking vice president are
you fucking kidding me how the fuck is
that an underdog are you retarded are
you retarded bitch are you retarded I
just think most people think expect
Trump to win so I think she's more than
underdog that way you're you're retarded
Casey you you are absolutely on fucking
hinged you have the most retarded fucking
I like ideas and shit I don't understand
why you you are the way you are what you
say your your opinions are absolutely
dog water how is she an underdog um she's
just you know people you know are
supporting Trump and people obviously
with the betting odds think that he's
gonna win can we just all right I want
to talk about this because it's a
semi upsetting we're not gonna name
names on this but we have a mutual
friends that we're friends with on
Facebook right who what the one that
posts like bat shit insane liberal shit
yeah like I hate the fact that there's
a whole bunch people that are like
online posting shit where it's like if
you are voting for Donald Trump never
talk to me ever again person on the
plate yeah I don't look like people like
that on either side because I think you
have to like it's too one-sided if you
just go and block everybody on the other
side but the thing is I don't see a lot
of people on the right doing that I see
way more people on the left being like
if you don't agree with trans rights we
can't be friends if you don't think that
that Kamala Harris should be president we
can't be friends if you don't agree like
on every single political sense that I
have we can't be friends cuz it's not
about a matter of opinion anymore it's
human rights we're talking about I don't
know I got an argument with a firefighter
one time on Facebook that was his
state and he goes bro if I ever see you
on the call you better watch your back
that's really well we're just arguing
about politics it's not like a big deal
and you're like taking it personally but
I think people that are extreme on
either side can really get like that
where they who are lovely listeners mean
Casey are probably about as far on the
political spectrum from each other as we
possibly can be on most things but we're
still very good friends like I don't care
if he's retarded in politics he's still
one of my good friends he's stupid but
we love him for being stupid
Tyler I mean you're MAGA supporter but
you know you still have to be have be
able to have discussions with people
that you disagree with and that's all we
do here but that's all we do here but I
think they're obviously Trump and Kamala
are trying to profit over like how
divided people are I mean the political
division in this country currently is
disastrous for both sides I don't think
that the the level of political division
that we have currently is helping either
but either side or anybody in this
goddamn country it's gonna it's just you
can't you can't run a country and you
can't live in a country where a single
political argument can turn into like
an actual fucking fistfight it's gotten
to the point where you know Trump's like
oh she's terrible she's like a socialist
she's the most liberal candidate ever
and it's gotten to the point where now
Kamala is calling Trump Hitler actually
yeah she's actively calling him Hitler
yeah because he said like his former
chief of staff he fired right yeah and
he was like he was like yeah Trump likes
like worships dictators that's it's like
it's getting and he said he said Hitler
did some good things so did Kanye
he said the exact same thing that Kanye
said Germany had a really cool leader at
one point so Trump actually said yeah
Hitler did some good things and Kamala
was like what what good things did
Hitler do? I can actually tell you
the good things that Hitler did Hitler
was the first global leader to implement
an anti-smoking campaign an anti-
littering campaign a clean air campaign
because Hitler saw that the
industrialization of Germany was
impacting the environment in a negative
way he also just happened to kill six
million people but he did do he did he
did implement oh he's the first person
that implemented animal abuse as a as a
felony in their country what yeah he was
but it kind of negates that when you
just murder six million people yeah but
he he did implement animal abuse being a
crime in country in Germany at the time
yeah I mean I think I think human abuse
is a little weird welcome Ali Mack
welcome Ali Mack he fucking made it
finally Jesus Christ you had a breath
Rangers lost good by two against the
fucking Panthers too good we were
talking about how Trump worships
Hitler he's Trump said he thinks he did
some good things so the Kanye but wait
I'm sorry you're gonna have to repeat
that for me Trump said Hitler did some
good things he said he say that like a
long time ago though he probably
probably did say he said it again this
week okay but I was telling him the good
things that Hitler actually did okay I'm
not defending Hitler but I know what
good things did he do Tyler let me hear
him like I was telling Casey I'll repeat
it sorry to the audience what oh by the
way I told the audience that since I'm
going to Pittsburgh if they want to meet
me on the strip down there they can take
pictures and I can sign autographs if
if you're gonna be down there at the
time you're gonna be murdered you're
gonna be murdered by somebody I told
gonna be far left extremists the fuck
out I'll do the Trump I'll just get up
fish in the air I told Tyler she
finds the one single fan of ours in
Pittsburgh I give him $100 in Shiba
Inu you know give him a hundred Shiba
Inu that's like a tenth of one said but
um Hitler was the first person to put in
a first global government power to put
in an anti-smoking mandate he was the
first one to that work out for you I
mean it's still still thing all three of
us use nicotine I think you should have
the fucking God-given right to fucking
smoke yourself away all right here's the
first one to implement gym class actually
Jim yeah he did class heroes he did a
huge thing for like the youth athletic
the point department but he also did the
first leader to like make animal abuse
as a federal crime he also was the first
one to implement like limits on factories
and stuff to to limit the harm on the
environment because he saw that the
environment was being harmed by things
then he also did kill six million so
you're admitting that climate change is
real I'm not saying anything about
climate change I never said anything
about climate change I don't really have
an opinion on climate change okay so
I'll be back doomsday update Tyler
doesn't think that this is a concerning
North Korea is now at war with Ukraine
all right so I've heard a couple things
there where it seems like they might
just be going there like as
reinforcements and they aren't actually
in conflict yet right but they're gonna
engage in conflict and both Russia and
North Korea are denying it but it
definitely seems like they're there
because Russia also denied invading
Ukraine very much were invading you know
they're definitely there there's like
pictures and they're like there was like
a squad of like 18 of them that just
defected immediately well yeah like I
mean I just don't alright so while I do
see that as like that's definitely gonna
raise international tensions I think
that the reason why that is a cause for
concern at least to me is that it shows
how desperate rush is getting if North
Korea are the only ones that you can
fucking rally to your cause no other
they're having talks with China now to
get them involved yeah man but here's the
thing is like alright in terms of like
us though like sure yeah Ukraine that's
fucking horrible and everything but like
this fluid shortage that I'm sure you've
seen in the hospital and you've seen in
EMS as well oh yeah guess who like the
number one supporter is who's sending us
fluids in millions is right now no China
China is and I mean that's like what's
going on with that like with the fluid
thing because like I'm like looking at
Mike like can't we just make more
sterile fluid so it was like so the
company I can't remember the name of it
you might fucking know I don't know you
can look it up in five seconds I got an
email about how we shouldn't give IVs to
people yeah literally because we're
concerned about using the saline that's
in the flushes it's insane it's what
it's absolutely crazy but it's because
this company in the United States
essentially had like a monopoly on on the
sea yeah like just on the fluid business
and they got wiped out in the hurricane
it got completely fucking destroyed and
Florida Georgia yeah I believe it's in I
think it's in Florida I don't fucking
know exactly where it is but whatever
that shit's out of commission and it's
not like you can just fucking build that
factory and also you can't like
refurbish sterile fluid no and but like
I don't think people realize how deep
this goes is like right now we're in the
beginning stages of it where it's like I
don't know if your employer has done it
yet but my employer has they've taken
the thousand bags out of our ambulances
and they've replaced them with hundred
bags and they tell us to only give them
in instances where like you really
fucking have to so we we didn't do that
yet but also but also good man good
man employer we do a lot of inner
facility transfers from urgent care
actually I should say our employer now
oh yeah it's kind of fucking crazy yeah
that's crazy yeah but we we haven't we
haven't gotten rid of that but I feel
like the main fucking like like the main
people who are wasting it our urgent
care providers because they're just
still giving every single person fluids
I just I don't necessarily think it's
that because there's not a whole lot of
urgent cares that exist that are similar
to the one that you're at all the time
yeah and it's just like well my my urgent
care wasting fluid fucking out the
fucking laws but the thing is though is
that it was never a concern of wasting
fluid there was such an abundance of it
it was never a problem and but like I
don't think people realize how deep this
goes just about every medication that's
inside of an EMS bag or in a hospital
yeah it's in a normal saline it's
suspended in normal saline so when the
saline fucking runs out we're just not
gonna have certain medications anymore
like if you're having a certain type of
medical emergency which most likely is
going to be the common ones that go
through first yep you're fucked yeah
like there's there's nothing like
fucking IVs o-fran fucking forget about
it that shits going PO all day from here
on out you can't fuck that that stuff's
gonna run I really feel like I feel like
we're gonna start doing IM medications
because like we a lot of a lot of the
medications you can do IM and it doesn't
require a flush a IV bag I'm talking
about like the actual medication that's
in the vial that's most of that is
saline you got to think oh yeah giving
like um like like so Fran that's four
milligrams and two mls yeah yeah but that
two mls is fucking normal saline there's
four little fucking tiny ass little
undans a tron milligrams in there so
rest is fucking normally illiterate
people in the in the fucked and you're
probably gonna die you're you're already
dead so so we understand okay Ali Mac I
know that we understand this but to our
audience who doesn't know medic medicine
if we don't have fluid we don't have
medication oh don't you worry the
viewers are gonna on the listeners are
gonna understand very quickly when
thousands and thousands of Americans die
from this there's just no way that the
death toll of this is not gonna be
colossal and fortunately because of how
reactive of a society we are I think
it's going to inspire change of like hey
we should maybe we should have a couple
of those plants not just like three or
four and not just have the major one in
a like colossal hurricane territory like
that's just not a good idea that'd be
like having a thing that is a sense of
the cold in Buffalo okay just be like
hey we know this is a very delicate
thing it needs to be warm let's put it
in Buffalo yeah so what happened because
the hurricane yeah the hurricane took it
out you can look it up I can't even
remember the fucking company name but
yeah they essentially have a monopoly on
the let me just check my email I don't
know if it's said to stop using it but
it said to limit what we use so what
they told us today and I think it was
yesterday the news broke about it no
prophylactic IVs whatsoever only give
them if you are 100% certain you are
going to give a medication and I think
the only other outlier to that is like
somebody who was like very clearly
having a stroke so fucking retards I
work with that fucking you know IV and
everybody your job is about to get
really fucking easy Casey I'm just gonna
say you're just gonna sort of watch him
die and that's yeah yeah no like it's
gonna get I mean I'm not excited but
like as a pneumatic it's gonna be like
oh shit well alright you're definitely
ALS I can't do anything for you but
alright then so our thing that we're
taking out is we're removing oral
rehydrate I re oral rehydration for
patients with mild dehydration should
that change they'll send out a separate
email but basically they're there they're
saying that we're not gonna carry the
oral hydration stuff yeah I mean I was
literally thinking about this in the way
over here so the thing for us is that our
county has a stockpile of it currently
currently that's that's what that's what
we have currently currently that's what
I'm saying like I think when that stock
pile goes down we're gonna do it it's
gonna go away a lot quicker than you
think it is we got like three more
months of it being pseudo normal and
what do you think as a as a federal
agency like the CDC and all that shit
do you think that they'll start kind of
outsourcing that and like because it's
such a critical thing that we need
they're gonna try to get something up
and running like in the meantime the
meantime is gonna be you're gonna see
like probably from like an EMS
standpoint I bet you you're gonna see a
nationally suggested protocol from the
Department of Health for oral rehydration
but um I think long term I think that
probably if I had to guess and I know
nothing about this it could be
substantially longer to be honest but I
think that we got three more months of
it being kind of status quo of like we
got the fluids but we're using
sparingly but then it's gonna get really
bad for three to six months until we can
get it up and coming because the shit
China's sending us IV fluids and England
is sending us a sorry the United Kingdom
is sending us just IV fluids yeah but
that's a that's a those are I from what
I've heard those are like the two
primary allies that we got going for us
there you know it's this you know it's
it you know it's insane is that during
this war in the Ukraine we sent over
thousands on maybe millions of bags of
fluid to Ukraine during time so we didn't
fucking know we didn't you can't you
can't it's an act of God you can't you
can't like make it make a thing for that
act of who an act of God fucking retired
it's a it's a term Casey don't die in
this we can't have it turned to religion
just like this we got a good topic here
but like we sent over millions of fluids
to the to the war effort which at the
time makes sense but in in retrospect
you're like fuck we could have used that
yeah but I mean like that's a lot of
things like when like in retrospect you
look at something and you're like oh
fuck we could have used that I don't
think it changes everything all that
much because again fluids are still a
supply and demand shit like they they
see like what the orders are being
placed in by these agencies and all this
shit and they make enough and then a lot
more I feel like I'm gonna be a lot more
be less transfers I mean the crazy thing
is I think they're still gonna be ALS
because they're still like it's still
technically a high enough acuity that it
demands at least like realistically if
you got somebody who's an IV fluids
they're probably gonna need cardiac
monitoring for one reason or another so
it's still gonna be ALS but like I'm not
gonna fucking say my partner's name or
anything today but every patient we had
was like right at that threshold of
borderline of acuity where it's like are
we dropping a line or are we not like I
don't have immediate plans to give you
medication but like it would sure be
fucking nice to have it in case you go
downhill rather than fucking panic when
you fucking tank and decompensate and
then I got to start a line on a fucking
corpse yeah I mean I had a similar
situation like that we had a borderline
and the patient started to seize in the
back of the ambulance and I'm like uh
hey yeah I don't have Zofran I mean I
don't have fuck I don't have Zofran yeah
he's gonna throw up I don't got Zofran I
don't care about the other stuff he's
gonna throw up give me some Zofran even
in that scenario though I feel like
they're gonna say just to conserve and
this is one of those instances where I
think that's Versed yeah it's gonna
for yeah you're gonna be giving Versed
to them but I think that you'll probably
see a strong push to go I am with it
before you touch a line that's just
crazy but it because that's just so
counterintuitive it's counterintuitive
but I feel like like what I was saying
earlier is that we're gonna be
switching to a lot of I am shit like
because I feel like for I am we don't
have to start a line we don't have to do
that shit but it's gonna still get the
medication on board it's just gonna take
longer I think I see a lot of those
tiny flushes yeah like the little five
ml ones you're gonna see a lot of those fuckers
hanging by the way I am means
intermuscular intermuscular fucking I
can't speak right now intramuscular so
there's there's actually IV is
intravenous we'll do we have a brand new
paramedic here what we got we got IV we
got I am we got PO we got I am you got
intranasal you got and what was the last one
I oh I oh yeah I am also we have what's
the one where you put it up your pooper
oh that's a suppository yeah but there's
a there's a other term for that I can't
remember what it is not rectal either
he's you know this shit yeah well yeah
you have to put shit yeah you gotta put
shit on people's ass what's the what's
the medical term for intranasal yeah
it's gonna be it's gonna be very
interesting I'm kind of like honestly it
like hit me today I was like fuck I'm
gonna like be a brand new medic in the
middle of all this shit and this is
probably gonna it's probably gonna suck
in a lot of ways but it's gonna make my
job a lot easier I mean I'm not gonna I
wouldn't be turfing anything that I
would otherwise be taking in but it's
still like fuck I'm just gonna kind of
sit there and be like well I'll check
your blood sugar get off my orientation
so you can fucking work with me I think
I think our boss is gonna keep that
going for probably about a month I don't
think that just because of my previous
tenure of employment yeah like he did
seem to my interview went very well but
I think that he was hesitant to see what
he was working with but I think that I
don't see I mean I hope it's less than a
month because I I'm confident that I
will be they're putting our other our
other mutual friend on a one-month
medic like ride time shift yeah is that
the dispatcher so do yeah it's so do
yeah yeah but he he's doing a he's doing
a like a month-long medic shift with me
and the cruise missile ah shit I wonder
who I'm gonna get I'm wondering depends
don't name drop people tell me after
yeah but depends on day or night shift
if you're going for um I told them I
didn't give a fuck which I was on it
just needs to work with my other
schedule I think I'm gonna be days for
my internship uh that could be two
people so I'll tell you out there but
it'd be a soup yeah it's always a soup
I hope it's not LA maybe maybe I mean I
get I get along with them it depends it
depends on if you want the beginning of
the end of the week it would have to be
it would be I mean my availability would
be Monday Tuesday Wednesday Friday then
you're probably getting that yeah great
wonderful I mean I get along with them
just fine but they had beef with my
girlfriend so that's fun yeah but yeah
my girlfriend is a rather vocal person
we still we still have her pants by the
way oh you do yeah they're just hanging
out in the room I made a joke I was like
should I bring your uniforms to my
interview like here you go I got these
back for you but yeah her pants her
pants are just hanging out in the in the
in the charting room I don't think she's
ever gonna use them again she says she
wants to ride and she's thinking about
like volunteering and I'm like don't do
that is she an EMT yeah I don't know she
just hates driving that's why she didn't
really like the best part of the job
not for her and not for whoever's I can
see why yeah I love driving oh I did a
trip to Westchester actually Casey her
driving was not that abysmal I think
that you just weren't used to being in
the back seat of a vehicle no it was bad
I mean I made Casey throw up when he was
like a roller coaster but worse I was
fucking in the bag before we even got
there so I needed yeah I did an LDT for
the first time a very well you can't
fucking get a bag bro alright Jesus
Christ we need to take a break yeah
we'll be back on total fuck yeah but
yeah dude and he was fun I wish I wish I
knew this was gonna be the Halloween
one I would say my spooky story from last week to this one
fuck I do have a spooky story but I
gotta fucking remember I had some weird
shit go oh right that's what it was so
two days in a row CC has a brand new
toothbrush right okay is it like this
like really fancy one no it's like a
fucking not dollar store but it's like
when you would get it like a CVS one
like it's an oral B toothbrush it's well
put together she she uses it one night
it's completely fine she puts it back in
the holder we walk into our bathroom the
next night just the head of it is like
shattered into a million pieces like a
shitload of force got put on the
bristles and just fucking cracked it
backwards like if the bristles are
facing my face it was like splintered
that way we were both like huh that's
kind of weird but like we just dismissed
it it was like whatever that was kind of
fucking just bizarre so so so just for
for the story's sake none of you guys
got up throughout the night to use a
bathroom or anything it just like no
nothing no we never do I mean like well
we both wake up in the middle of the
night but I think it's just because
we're both super light sleepers and I
don't think we're hearing anything it's
just like I wake up usually around like
four o'clock in the morning like an hour
before my alarm goes off that's fucking
normal for me though but I've never
heard anything nothing like that so
fucking toothbrush breaks she's like
fuck well I'm glad I bought a four-pack
fucking takes another one out the next
night brushes goes to bed same fucking
thing happens in the morning and we're
like all right what the fuck is
happening here I'm like that and she
she's not thinking it's like paranormal
or anything I'm like so until I
mentioned it and now she's just spooked
by it so she's worried so like is it
like somebody like took it like what in
between their hands like snapped it out
yeah man because I like I don't know
it's just like it happened the first
time and we just dismissed it even
though it was super fucking weird
because like to be honest man it like it
had to take a tremendous amount of force
because dude it wasn't like it was
cracked in one place it was like the
literally the back of it was just
shattered into like 40 or 50 pieces but
it was still clinging to the head of it
and it was also like snapped at the head
so you can take it off and it was like
that's kind of weird I had a second day
it happened and then I was like wait a
minute let's really think about this
like it's not like you brushed your
teeth too hard in a little crack went in
like your toothbrush was fine when you
put it in the holder and we woke up and
the thing was obliterated so now I mean
I'll be completely honest I live in a
pretty fucking good neighborhood so I
we frequently forget to lock the door at
night now I lock it every single night
and it stopped like it's a goblin
creature that just breaks into your
house and breaks into I don't know like I
made jokes there I'm like well it's
either a ghost or some fucking hobo is
breaking into our house not touching a
single thing not making a noise
breaking a toothbrush in a super
specific way and then running out the
door that's really for its ghost that'd
be that'd be a hysterical thing though
just imagine like a homeless guy doing
that that'd be really funny and like I
wish there was more to that story I'll
keep updates as they come I honestly one
of these toothbrushes is probably in the
fucking garbage bin in the bathroom
yeah cuz it's it's weird man like yeah
so you'll take my eyes that's not
normal I did have a spooky experience
the other day I forgot so as as you guys
know I bought a sauna very happy about
buying my sauna yes so I was using my
saw and so I was using my sauna and it
was like probably around 11 o'clock at
night or something and the sauna has
like a little like view me like a like a
clear piece of plastic yeah like where I
sit down so I'm sitting there and I'm
like I'm in there for like 15 minutes at
this point I have five minutes left on
it I'm like okay and like it's real real
steamy in there like it's like like hard
to see it's so steamy yeah and I'm like
sitting in there and then like from like
my little view thing because I just kind
of like closing my eyes and let's just
listen to music on my phone that I had
on the outside I'm kind of just like
vibing in there like it's it's it's
getting to the point where it's
uncomfortable in there like the last
five minutes are definitely super
uncomfortable but like that's why I do
it that way yeah so I'm sitting there
for the last five minutes I'm kind of
like doing like the I close my eyes I'm
like this sucks I'm trying to kind of
like power through it yeah and then I
just see something my door and I have
like a porch that I have it on and like
my door that was open I see something
walk through my kitchen come out into
like the thing and it looks like it
looked into my into my sauna backed off
and then walked away and I like did and
like Emily was like in the in the living
room so I thought that she just did
something real fucking weird I just like
walked out like just looked at me in the
Sun and then like dipped out and I was
gonna be like that was fucking weird and
I asked her she's like no no that wasn't
me so you gotta stop fucking
hallucinating your girlfriend yeah but I
was just like what the fuck but like I
was I was like I got out and I realized
that I was pretty dehydrated because I
could see my fucking veins so I'm like
maybe I was hallucinating like cuz I was
like like dehydrated like but I'm just
like it was creepy enough where I was
like but like there's enough like
evidence that I was like in the sauna
for too long I was kind of like I was I
was losing a little bit just water it
could have just been heat hysterics yeah
like I was like cuz like I was like this
is fucking like I was to the point where
I was Tyler just intentionally giving
himself heatstroke yeah it was it was
the point where I was like this isn't
this isn't good and then like when I got
out Mike I asked her Mike I'm just gonna
chalk that one up to fucking mirage it's
a heat mirage yeah what the fuck else
did I have happen oh I mean so this was
size you too now I lived in an apartment
and then I moved across the street like
a month later there was a bunch of
occurrences there that I still just for
whatever reason didn't think very much
of where we would just hear shit
crashing in the apartment at night like
almost always like before we went to bed
but it was like pretty heavy it was like
it sounded like almost like a small
bookshelf fell over yeah like it was like
it wasn't like house shaking loud but it
was like damn tight like like enough
that it would prompt me to get up and
check every time and I'm just thinking
like are we just moved we probably left
something on a shelf but then it's like
hold up now that happened probably three
or four times in the month I lived there
and a bunch of them were like several
weeks after we moved in so like how is
this shit happening and I remember I
would always joke about it walked out
fully expecting to find nothing never
dead but yeah that's I mean I had one
moment where it doesn't want us there I
actively thought someone broke into my
house because I heard like three
different crashes yeah like within like
a short period of time so I got my
shotgun out of my closet like I had told
like Emily like to stay there type thing
and I grabbed my shotgun and I put a
fucking shell in I put actually I put
three shells in and I was like I cuz I
was like I genuinely think someone's in
my house right now type thing like it
wasn't like I think there's a ghost or
something I'm like I got my gun because
I thought somebody was in my house yeah
so I fucking I racked it and I went out
and I like cleared my whole house all my
doors were locked all my I'm on the
second floor by the way yeah I all my
doors were locked all my windows locked
everything and I'm like and even if that
was the case like I'm like climbing
through the window and then climbing out
the window and then leaving yeah would
be not able to be done in that short
period of time yeah so I'm just clearing
my fucking house like it's fucking call
of duty I'm fucking going around corners
and I'm like cuz I'm full on expecting
to see a person yeah like I'm like I went
to my my side room where I have my PC
and stuff yeah this shelf where I keep a
lot of like my figures and my
collectibles completely knocked over
like it looked like somebody took it and
threw it yeah and I'm like interesting
and I'm like that was the last room that
I had to check and I have a closet in
there and I'm like hey like talking to a
possible person like I have a shotgun in
my hands right now Emily's probably like
Tyler would you please just come back
upstairs stop talking to the fucking
closet but like in my head I'm like
that's the last place it could be so
Mike bro I have a shotgun in my hands
I'm like if if you come out now I won't
shoot you but if I open up my store and
there's a person there you're getting a
slog to the fucking chest like you
threw my fucking Legos on the floor and
you're gonna pay I open up the door
nothing now you've chosen the path of
pain would you have shot the ghost I
didn't shoot the goat I Brian actually
almost got fucking pops by my old
roommate when I lived at uh well I lived
at my apartment that you guys came over
to oh really yeah he fucking came inside
one night to grab uh cuz I one night
we're like oh yeah let's fucking play
guitar hero so he grabbed all the
guitar hero shit from my old firehouse
and brought it home to my place and it
just stayed there until one night they
wanted to play it at the firehouse
like oh like Alex said like open door
policy like let's get and I was sleeping
I was off of a night I was working a
night shift and I was busy probably
fucking around with you two and they
just walked into my house and my roommate
was asleep and he heard people like
walking through being like because they
were calling my name like Alex you home
Alex where you at it's like they weren't
being quiet enough to where it woke my
roommate out of the sleep and that's
when they quieted down so he's like
there's people in the house there's
people drew his fucking gun fucking
let's just pointed around like literally
had fucking I don't know if it was him
or one of the other two fucking
chuckle heads that broken entered my
house but um he fucking was pointing a
gun and he's like Jesus Christ I almost
fucking shot you why the fuck are you in
my house without telling me like like I
know you're Alex's friends but like did
you fucking hear of knocking dude they're
like oh well we did once and nobody
answered so we figured Alex would just
like we thought he was sleeping we were
gonna wake him up he's like his fucking
car isn't here why would you think he was
fucking here you know what he drives
remember my roommate was so pissed about
that he's like I don't ever want to see
their fucking face fucking game around it
was beefing with my old roommate for a
while but right Brian and Brian and good
old we'll call him Sammy are back on
good terms but yeah that was that was
like I fucking I got to convince him to
come on oh man that would be a good one
that would be a good one because we could
talk about the fucking Henderson horror
stories I was like full-on ready to
blast somebody like I'm like someone's
gonna die but he would actually be I
gotta ask him he'd be a really good
fucking cast yeah but um you know who'd
actually really cool him and Farley
together yes and they know one another
yeah they've met before so they would
yeah they would um yeah cuz the the first
time I actually had CC over back the
first time when we were talking yeah
before we were together Dan came over
too yeah so but I met I met yeah I met
CC with Dan and then fucking yeah Dan
came over like a week later yeah so that's
Sammy so you get it you get it you get a
shotgun yet you got anything for your
house no my uncle's giving me one my
uncle's gonna give me a shotgun I have a
clock 19 replica BB gun yeah that's gonna
scare people I have looks like exactly
like a Glock but I think if someone
until someone else has a gun and you're
like I think if someone's breaking your
house they see a fucking clock pointing
out them they're getting the fuck out
of there I know that they also have a
Glock that's yeah that I would just
shoot him in the face with like a BB
oh if you shoot him in the face of the
BBs gonna go in to kill you you're gonna
be killed either way at that let's say
you go out funny let's say they don't
have good no I think that would scare
them away yeah you'll give them like a
fucking bad scab for a couple weeks put
them in a high if you hit him in the eye
there's a chance you could do like some
brain down no I hit him in the eye then
he drops his gun I fucking take it from
them and then I have the gun all right
John way we don't need gun necessarily
need like shotguns to defend our home
Casey I've seen you play Call of Duty I
don't think that there's the the
accuracy to pull that off in the combat
seat fuck oh fuck there's too many ah
fuck why are we playing multiplayer
honestly you were a liability for a
long time but then like it would just
click to you one day and then you were
just like I'm multiplayer this
motherfucker I don't think I don't think
you ever played multiplayer with me I
don't actually he sucks so I played the
original was it black ops 1 the black
ops 1 multiplayer I would play that all
the time and I would just get my shit
wrecked every single day so it takes me
a good couple like two weeks to get my
footing when I'm playing multiplayer and
then I'm like all right I got this but I
just met a game this shit like I you can
you guys can hate me all you want I run
fucking I run a fucking shotgun I was
gonna say you strike me as a fucking
r870 guy in fucking a fucking black ops
so stupid it's not even like a realistic
like war thing you just fucking spawn
you look around and somebody fucking
shoots you in the face and you die
well Call of Duty's not says like they
fucked your mom well I feel like I mean
for the most part we set up to the fuck
of the mom part that did sound realistic
I get I agree you're saying but Call of
Duty's always been like an arcade FPS
that like tries to put like a realism
filter over things depending on what I
got be like battlefield like battlefield
or or hell let loose hell hell let loose
is fucking awesome you have hello yeah
that came through we should play together
fucking awesome I would play that you
guys played battlefield one no I prefer
hell that loose hell that loose is like
battlefield one but like more I don't
know yeah you like crank the realism fat
like because like when you hit somebody
you don't have a hit marker you have no
idea also one bullet is enough to kill
anybody yeah like unless you hits hit
them in the fucking leg they're going
down in one shot and they're dead and
they just ragdoll yeah and then a
medic can only save you I think like
once yeah and like I normally run medic
just because I suck at getting kills but
I can revive people pretty well yeah but
like also you I have not actually just
sprinted in that game I've always been
like crouching going through shit
because you get hit once yeah you got a
that's done that's what fucks you up in
that game is every time you try to take
it quick and play it like cod you're
gonna die like there's a sniper
somewhere that's gonna yeah mean you and
if you're just fucking patient like you
can pull off some pretty sick shit in
that game like I had one where I had an
entire like squad because like I always
get put on the German team I like every
time it's yeah yeah I always get put on
the German team like all shocks I can't
believe I'm stuck on the German side so
I'm crawling like you ever play the
fucking sniping mission in modern
warfare 1 which one the like the the
fucking one where you're you're all
gillyed up yeah all gillyed up remember
that remember that part where you like
crawling through and there's just like a
bunch of guys coming through that one
takes place in Chernobyl yeah yeah
that's 50,000 people used to live here
now it's a ghost town but I was like I
was I was crawling and then these guys
there's a group of Americans that were
just walking I'm like because also
that's another thing in that game you
get you get killed it takes 30 seconds
to respond yeah and even then when you
respond you're not in the action oh
you're so far back takes you a minute to
get there so like that's that's like if
you want him I don't think you'd like
this game at all Casey I'll be
completely honest I think sounds like
battlefield I love battlefield yeah it's
a it's a rougher like yeah it's a
punishing it's a punishing game yeah I
mean I feel like it would be fun if we
actually like all hopped on it and just
like we're like tactical about like
that's a game where you almost got to be
as locked in as you are and like rocket
league like you need to be focused in it
yeah cuz like I was like crawling and
there's just a group of Americans like
walking and I'm like fuck fuck fuck fuck
I can't like there's no point in me
shooting yeah like there's like four of
them and like a group of foreign that
you're pretty solid cuz yeah one guy
gets hit everyone's gonna mow that guy
yeah you take one shot at them it's
you're just gonna end up like a fucking
extra from the Japanese extra from like
fucking the Pacific or so it's a
packs all rage last time we played
multiplayer I had like my stats were
like two kills and like 73 deaths that
was like my overall stats were like two
kills 70 deaths that is like honestly
kind of impressive that's crazy dude this
motherfucker would turn corners and he
wouldn't like be like I'm like his thing
he just be like still sprinting around
the corner cuz I'm used to playing
zombies bro I feel like I feel like you
strike me as a type of like when you do
aim down your sight at them I feel like
you're not moving either I feel like I
feel like you definitely would plant
wait what I don't know like did you move
what I just shoot somebody you're not
supposed to be running around while
you're shooting that's what called that
exactly what Call of Duty is you need
to I didn't know that yeah you gotta
say that's why people are like
drop-shotting and shit just movement is
your friend it's easier to hit a
stationary target than a moving one
people don't fucking do that your side
arm is always faster than reloading you
don't see the fucking indicator you don't
see the fucking Vietnamese fucking doing
a little dance while they're shooting a
gun aka you that's not meant to be
realistic Casey you have Bruce Willis
and you have fucking Robo cop and fucking
alucard from hell saying it's not
realistic Casey oh man fuck that game
was so it means I mean the zombies and
who's I know we've done we're going into
a loop now I remember what I was gonna
say that I haven't said before I am the
opposite of you the first two weeks of
Call of Duty I pop off and my kid is
like three or four and then I fall off
the face of the earth I don't know if
it's like other people I feel like my
initial skill is better but like I take
way longer to reach a skill ceiling
like once the fucking eight-year-olds
have had their hands on the game for a
couple weeks but they're gonna maul me
that's awesome I have like two weeks
where I can fucking hold my own and
punish them before they learn it but
that's the thing like y'all got this
game I'll be looking for this game so
that's like the thing though like love
it with Call of Duty and shit now like I
like I liked playing online when I was
younger now I had to work and like I
have to like you know adult
responsibilities so like the fucking
like you know hour or two that I get a
night to play these kids play for like
five six seven hours a day so I have
nowhere close to the level that these
kids are at dude I actually Brian might
be able to fucking elaborate a little
bit more but there was I played with
some kids that were fucking insane at
the game like probably could have gone
pro because like I would have like a
respectable I think I had like a 1.3 or
4k d when I was two when I was like I
was too Katie two for me was Cold War
but I didn't play a ton of it and I
sniped and I was a good fucking sniper
in that one but but with black ops 2 I
was always like okay but there was like
two or three friends I knew from high
school we were still in high school at
the time but fucking that we would play
with in high school I never would have
talked to these people otherwise and
they weren't even really my friends and
I don't think that they were my friends
friends who introduced me to them I
think they were just really good at the
game but they would play with us and
guys fucking they would go like 74
and 2 and be mad that they would be like
furious that they died twice the one
kid the one kid's name was fucking Jack
I remember he was like the chillest kid
ever and the most quiet kid at school
super fucking awkward was dropping
n-bombs in the game oh my god no no but
he would have just dropped in months he'd
be joking around to be having fun the
second he got killed once in a match
which usually was probably like well
over halfway through it he would get put
out and he would always scream the gun
they used the location he would drop
like six and bombs to the point where
like we would regularly mute him for the
rest of the math it's like Jack calm the
fuck down dude that's like a zombie's
right because you know we fucking die
once we kill thousand zombies we die
once and we get so upset that we just
fucking blow the rest of the match well
I think for me it's good I was paying
attention to my stats in cold war because
like you two would go to bed and then I
would just fucking get drunk and stay up
for like five hours and I just wouldn't
go down like I would always exfil
because I'd get to like round 40 and be
like it is taking way too long to kill
these zombies and I'm still just not
even getting touched like I have like
three thousand eliminations I've been
playing for two and a half hours I'm
bored like I don't want it like you run
a train long enough you just I don't
know like a Maurer totem was my shit
dude now we're dead Houghton was awesome
you gave me the upgraded Cerberus
whatever the fuck that thing was called
and I would just go to town for hours
but then eventually it's like all right
my guns aren't doing damage anymore I'm
shooting at the same 40 zombies I get a
nuke repeat dude I liked my favorite I
don't even care about the server is I
like my ray gun I will take a ray gun
anytime I love my ray gun I love ray
guns they were my favorite fucking
apparently Casey's been Casey's been
taunting me that fucking Rick Tofen is
gonna be in this one oh he will be he is
but he's like an American like there's a
trailer with him in it but like as if
like a playable guy like I I feel like
he's gonna make a maxis type guy where
he gets a playable like type thing
eventually and if he does dear Lord the
thing that fucking devastated me is that
with that initial release trailer for
like the zombies like teaser it's fucking
like American version of Rick Tofen in a
CIA office and it's like holy shit this
looks like five like we're gonna get to
play as Rick Tofen and they announced
the week later it's like nah it's like
Cold War you can just use whoever you
want like whichever operators you got
and none of them talk. Yeah we kind of just did the same thing we did three years ago and we changed nothing we
actually made some things worse and we're
gonna fix them in three years and then
we're gonna say it's a massive
improvement so like yeah we listen to the fans guys listen to the fans shout out
Activision publisher in the world also
Nvidia shaders have fun you're gonna be
stuck at that initializing shader screen
for about six months. Who are we to talk
because we fucking buy it every year
don't we? I don't I didn't. We're slaves. I was so mad dude you had me so fucking
mad. A man chooses a slave obeys. Yeah the last Call of Duty purchase I think I've
made I've always game passed it since I
mean I know I bought Modern Warfare 2 and
I was disappointed in it. I didn't mind
Modern Warfare 2 I did not mind it I
didn't buy three. Dude when I didn't buy
three either I remember Casey was bugging
me too and he's like no bro they're zombies
and I played the first mission of the
campaign. Yeah I played the zombies once and I was like I'm done. Did you hear the rumor that the
game's gonna like end on 9-eleven for for
Black Ops 6? Oh boy. Like there's a rumor
that like there are no Russians gonna be
fucking 9-eleven and you know be
hysterical if you were in building 7
when it happened. That would be wild you're
just in the CIA office you just push the
button. Oh my god that would be nuts. I doubt
it's gonna fucking happen there's no way
I don't think that they would be that
controversial I think that they were
cool like that and what they did with no
Russian the reason that was so impactful
was because it was just so unexpected it
was so jarring for a video game to have
you mow down civilians. Oh yeah that was
that was like a first like besides like
Grand Theft Auto and that's kind of like
the whole like thing of the game like
fucking dude. That had a huge anti-war
sentiment to it though when I was a kid
like that that impacted me in a positive
way like really made me grasp like the
scope of a tragedy like that of just
mowing down civilians. Oh yeah. This is
awful what is this game making me do?
But then you get back into the game
you're like all right this is fucking
rad. Yeah. So do you think when people say
video games incite violence? I feel like
it's the opposite. I think it's not I
don't think it has any effect. But what if it's like
like teenage like kids? So I played
we'll say I played Grand Theft Auto in
high school a lot like I played Grand
Theft Auto 5. Me too. When we got to
when I got to the part in the in the in
the story where Trevor has to torture
that guy that made me actually
uncomfortable torturing that guy. I was
like this is sick. Yeah that didn't bug me at all.
For me I don't know why like like when he's
like ripping out the dude's teeth like
and shit like that just bothered me. You're
not a body gore guy? I don't mind body gore
but like I think it's because like my
history with like being abused by a
dentist when I was a kid but like
they're like ripping out the teeth like
really bothered me. I think I'm just
desensitized that to be honest that
that never really had like a profound
impact on me. I think like the gasoline
dumping on them in like the electrocution
funny but like the ripping out the teeth
for me. A lot of people have a fucking teeth
thing I do too. Like that that that like
that like made my head ring type thing.
My teeth fall out in my dreams
constantly. That actually has a deeper meaning to it.
Everybody says it means that like you
have self-esteem issues or you're like
just general social anxiety and like I
don't necessarily think I have
self-esteem issues but like I mean
general anxiety sure but like I'm not
worried about my teeth. My teeth are just
fine and like I wake up and it's like I
worry about my teeth because of my
dreams but it's just a general meaning
of like. You are experiencing stress? No.
Yeah stress is the top one for teeth
falling out dreams. You might be losing
confidence. You are going through a
period of growth or a period of loss. I
mean I feel like if I feel like at most
points in someone's life you fall under
one of those categories. Yeah I mean I
had some fucking relatively weird
dreams over the past fucking couple days
like couple weeks actually. Like I
normally never dream and if I do dream I
have a nightmare. I'm a trauma dump after
this. Yeah I'll talk about the fucked up
dreams I used to have. But like. You lost four
swords. I had like. No I won't jump into the
beat. I had some weird dreams recently
like I had a dream like this one was
like more sad than anything. I don't even
know if I'd count as a nightmare or like
a really fucked up dream but I was at my
dad's funeral. My dad's alive by the way.
I was at my dad's funeral. Get him on the
pod. But my dad. I don't know my dad might
actually come on. That would be fucking
awesome. Like if I if I if I talk to him
he might come on the pod. He'd probably have to cool it
with the weed for a night though wouldn't it.
He's he's he's chill with it but he
wouldn't do like he'd be like just kind
of like. Okay. Just stay away. Dave stay
away from me with that. Come on Tyler's dad
smoke this shit. Come on dude. So my dad's name is
Chris. Christopher. But his name's Chris.
I'm big Chris. He's paralyzed.
But me I had a dream where I went to his
funeral but he was also just there
talking to me which was a real weird
like thing. Like he wasn't like it was a
funeral for him but his body wasn't in
the coffin and he was just standing
talking to me. Like just like a normal
like conversation and I'm like this is
your fucking funeral dude. He's just like
yeah but I'm not dying yet. I'm like what
do you mean you're not dying. You're
having a funeral. He's like yeah but I'm not
dead yet so. So like you always wasted
your time. Yeah. We can wrap this up. I
want to go home. He's like I'm not dead.
I'm here. I'm like what the fuck is. I
woke up. I'm going home. My Uber is here
in three minutes. I woke up. I'm like what
the fuck was that about. Because like I
went I went to my dad's funeral but my
dad was just like yeah I'm not dead
though. Like I was like whatever dude.
Yeah. The weird dreams I have been having
lately which this isn't like I'm having
them every night. It's like once every
couple weeks I'll have a dream like this.
I'm having dreams where like I just
experience like profound loss. Like
whether it be like Cece or like both of
my parents or like just some freak
accident or like I'll be charged for
like all have committed a crime I had no
recollection of committing and like I'm
getting like life in prison for
something. Like when the feds find
this podcast. Yes. Yes. Exactly. We're
going to get the fucking Alex Jones
treatment. I know what you completely
blow up and then like a bunch of people
just sue us for like nine to look like
fucking phone. I'm like dude fuck is
this. What if we blow up in nine eleven
victims families sue us like out they
did Alex Jones. Hey I said that I I
you're the one that's Joseph Pfeiffer. I
think that the reason that was a problem
with Alex Jones is that Alex Jones
whether he realized is it realizes it or
not he kind of incited his listeners to
attack the people of say it like the
families of Sandy Hook because of the
claims he was making and the ridiculous
follow it. I attack them not physically
attacked them but they were sending like
death threats to like the parents. You're
a crisis like they're all crisis actors
they're fucking horrible people. Like I
don't think we ever said that I mean
other than you would like Chief Pfeiffer
yeah that was kind of fucking weird. I
mean I think that's terrible but I think
it's also freedom of speech. So do I but
Joseph Pfeiffer did not cause 9-eleven.
Yeah but I have the freedom of speech to
say that he did. You do. That's just
generally spreading misinformation which
yes is most of what we do here. Yeah but
that's what fucking Trump does. Fuck my
mic's here. It's just fucking spread
misinformation. Jesus fucking Christ Casey
what's your fucking goddamn gay. But I
mean like that's indisputable though. I'm
not even gonna go on a fucking like
soapbox here but like even when I was
supporting Trump I knew that three
quarters of the shit that was coming out
of his mouth wasn't true. He was talking
about like how big Arnold Palmer's dick
was this way. That's hysterical. You said
he was like playing Avamiria with like
two people syncopized. The other thing I
can't remember the exact details of it
but he had like some fucking
interview on Bloomberg where he just
didn't understand like they were talking
about like taxes on imports or exports
and he just didn't know how the system
worked at all and the Bloomberg
interviewer was like well like you do
because he was like no we're gonna get
rid of the taxes and it's gonna be
completely fine and then like either
said we're gonna get rid of the taxes or
we're gonna like increase taxes for
exports on the other countries and there
was something like that and the Bloomberg
guy was like dude that's just like not
how it works and Trump was like yeah no
no it is it it is it's just gaslighting
this guy fucking is like a savant at
whatever he's like some fucking super
high-up stock dude. I don't know. I would be
fact-checked. I am giving I am giving the
worst explanation of this because I I
also don't understand the concepts that
were being discussed but it was like
the video I watched broken down and it was just like he
literally came into this interview
having no idea what he was talking about
and he just gaslit his way through the rest of it
while being called out and being
incorrect the entire time and like
that's just it's crazy to me man. Everything's
gonna get fixed and he goes on Joe Rogan
sounds about right. Get out there and vote.
Did the other thing dude he's going on
podcasts with like fucking a bunch of
fucking broccoli heads like gym rat guys
he's hopping on like it would be like a
Donald Trump shit like if we have like a
small following and Donald Trump just
appeared on our podcast. You're telling me you wouldn't want Donald Trump on this podcast.
I would love Donald Trump on the podcast. We'd give him dance medicine ball.
We'd get so famous from that. We'd give him
dance medicine ball for the day. Well it's just because Donald Trump is good socially.
He's a funny charismatic guy and it's he's
easy to follow but then I just feel like
he kind of realizes it's just like. I feel
like the Rogan interview is gonna do
fucking shit kind of favors to him. We should
send like the Trump campaign like an
email from our Untitled podcast email and
like. Yeah in two weeks. Yeah. Ask if Mr. Trump
could be a guest on our show. We have two weeks
until the election. Like our friend
Tyler has a terminal illness. He's your
number one fan. He has autism. Can you please like make a wish your way to this
podcast. I get the fucking Secret Service
shutting down my entire block like sir. Why
do you have seven pounds of marijuana. Are
you selling this. No he's just gonna smoke
it. Former president Trump will not be
performing the podcast on these grounds.
I know dude I could get I could get more
anyway. I know man I I should have had
more for you guys. So you're telling me if
you could interview Donald Trump you
wouldn't. No I would. I would love to
interview him but not for the not for
the reasons he went on this podcast. It
was just a bunch of bros who knew
nothing about politics and you could
tell that fucking they didn't talk about
anything political on the podcast. What
podcast is this. Flagrant. He was on a
popular podcast. Yeah it was the fucking
remember the guy who did like it was a
bunch of really irritating like Jake
Paul clones. Why do you go on this like
the guy who did like the like like the
super offensive stand up that like he
got canceled for so he had to like make
his own fucking stand up. Schultz or
something. Andrew Schultz sounds like a
name that might be a that might be a
sports player. That might be a sports player. Let me see what the fuck who runs
fragrant flagrant. Don't ever you went on
this fucking podcast and it was just
like dude you're literally just trying
to be on this so that people who are
politically uninformed vote for you.
Well if he wants to do that he's come on
our show. I know it would be great and
nobody would actually we would get
people to listen. We'd get a million
listens. We would blow up. His last name is Schultz. He doesn't say his first name.
Schultz. Andrew Schultz. Yeah it was
Andrew Schultz. You're right. He also did
he also did a podcast with the fucking
Undertaker. Yeah so last podcast before
the election right. Ellie Mack have you
solidified who you're gonna vote for yet?
No. No? But right now if the election was
today and this was not true last week it
would be Kamala. Fucking gay! It would be
Kamala. Gay. Just because of gay. The
trifecta of that fucking like podcast
shit the town hall. Gay. And then the
fucking Bloomberg thing. I was like this
guy has no fucking idea what he's
talking about. Kamala's gay. So Tyler we know who you're voting for. And he kept insisting
he kept insisting that the voters I can't
remember I think no this was in the town
hall he kept saying like oh yeah and I
really hope everybody supports me in
January and like even the whoever else
was on stage and at that point he's like
that's not what he meant. We didn't mean
January it's November it's definitely
November he's like I'll see you January
29th America January 6th January 6th
whatever it's just like what the fuck I
think I think how the fuck do you not
know I think you're like you're getting
to Biden point like this was how Biden
looked taking office four years ago
you're dead wrong on this fuck buddy no
you're dead wrong no bro fucking wrong
dude if we had Biden's dementia mixed
with Trump we're gone we're gone we would be
that's wrong. You're all right. You know
that's good Tyler your dead Rob Tyler
who you voting for fuck you think I
vote for Donald Trump my my vote for the
third time I'm voting for my vote this
elections going towards on this column
here pretty gay but again I could flip
flop again because Kamala also pisses
me the fuck off I don't know that he
does it's okay I respect you guys no
matter what but you guys are coming out
as gay saying this so that's pretty cool
you know gay rights it's really too bad
we only have two options you seek but
don't you see how you're fucking talking
about people in a negative light just
because you're gay oh yeah though yeah
you're voting for Kamala homosexual and
that's bad yeah but that's why I'm
saying bro you know I don't care I
fucking hate you Tyler all right if you
want to get coming your asshole that's
fine with me we gotta get we gotta get
to a head-to-head a head-to-head matchup
dude we still got an hour left dude all
right yeah don't don't dump me in there
yet so Casey have you had anything
spooky happen this year that you want to
talk about for Halloween I never have
any fucking spooky shit that happens to
me why not I don't know I just don't I
don't think better I don't think I have
any really spirits in my house so oh so
that's what it is they're fucking nine
point five percent oh that explains it
yeah that explains the buzz so fucking
one beer so for fucking um Halloween
since this is our this is our annual
Halloween episode is this our third
annual Halloween episode or second um
it's the third third annual Halloween
episode look at that but um since it's
our Halloween episode I just want to
like let's let's talk about um some some
some classic horror movie monsters and
let's get our opinions on them um what's
your what's your favorite like classic
Hollywood like horror monster there's a
lot I think in terms of creature not
this is not my favorite first one let's
let's start off with like this standard
Dracula Frankenstein wolf man invisible
man type shit like what they never
freaked me out what they never know not
for you but like what's your favorite
one like I am a big Dracula guy
personally I love Dracula I've always
loved Dracula big vampire guy big emo
big emo big hex girl I love the hex
girls we talked we went we we talked for
like the first 10 minutes on this
podcast and how much we want to fuck the
hex girls I don't know where the hex girls
are that's so unfortunate I'll need to
see a picture I like I like the fucking
dude from Jeepers Creepers that guy's
kind of crazy new from Jeepers Creepers
he fucking cuts people's eyes out so he
can use them you guys never seen that
movie I did really good I don't know I
don't know if he has a name so can we
talk about this uh have you ever seen
the movie terrifier yeah it's very nice
I do need it's mid what does that mean
it's not great have you seen terrifier
or terrifier 2 I've heard phenomenal
things about them and I've heard that
terrifier 3 in particular is very good
and I kind of want yeah it's like making
like people like passed out movie
theaters dude I watched terrifier 2 and
I'm not fucking squeamish but there was
like a few scenes in that where I was
like oh my god bro the only movie that's
had me like that was the no I was gonna
say evil dead remake that one I only
watched the original evil debts because
I just saw Ash Williams was fucking
hysterical you should watch the the
remake one because they got it got like
imagery very good I remember I almost
left the theater because I was just like
getting nauseous I was just like yeah at
one point it just starts raining blood
and it is just straight up body horror
and just gore for like almost an hour
straight and I still watching it here
anything that was directed by Eli Roth
is fucking brutal to watch hostile I
like that one the bear do the bear but
in her fire to there's this scene where
art is fucking killing this girl in her
bedroom did he cut like is that the one
where you cut her in half of the
chainsaw the long way no no he was just
fucking mutilating her with fucking like
knives and shit so he mutilated her whole
body and then you think she's dead right
and she's just sitting there and she's
like she fucking her mom comes in start
screaming she just wakes up and goes
fucking still alive after being fucking
he's like cutting muscles out of her
fucking legs and eating them it's just
awful I don't like listen I like horror
movies I do I'm playing some insane
clown like I don't want to watch
something like that like get that don't
call me a pussy or whatever I that's not
like that's not my style of movie like
it's like like gore like even saw I'm
like I don't I don't like watching saw
just like oh boy someone's getting
ripped apart or tortured blah blah it's
like it's just it doesn't it doesn't do
it for me like type thing yeah I don't
think you I don't think you would you
know necessarily like it if you're an
EMT you like fucking see that shit yeah
I don't know cuz my negative experiences
with all this shit was before I was an
EMT I don't think I've ever watched like
a true horror movie that's like grossed
me out since then I think I'm just so
desensitized it's not it's not not like
a girl I just don't want to like go out
of my way to just watch someone get
fucking mutilated on fucking movie I
like I just like I like horror movies
that have a good story to them I've
noticed I'm like I'm much more story
driven because like horror movies don't
scare me in the gore just even if it's
CGI it seems so fake to me like I just
I can't like immerse myself like once
you see why did you ever watch we're
not gonna I'm not gonna do BLS war
stories I'm not gonna do it you ever
did you ever watch late night with the
devil that just came out recently no but
you are like the fourth person who is
usually really good things 100% watch it
it's probably one of my favorite is it
in theaters it's on Hulu Hulu okay so
that's why my favorite horror movies
are like you know that re aster movies
like yeah yeah summer and yeah Terry
yeah that's yeah they're like
psychological oh you like hereditary
yeah everybody I fucking talked to about
that fucking shits on that movie that
movie was that movie actually kind of
creeped me out for that was like the
probably the best horror movie in my
opinion the two scenes in that that
really shook me and like actually kind
of had me like with her head yeah when
she that part was a little girl's head
oh yeah that part was kind of crazy that
was jarring I wasn't expecting that I
wasn't expecting this fucking get like I
wasn't expecting her to get whacked like
that yeah the two scenes that fucked me
are when she starts levitating in the
attic and sawing her head off with the
fucking a coping saw blade oh yeah I was
done with it by that point yeah that part
was fucking crazy and then there's this
other scene where she's holding on to
like it the attic door like cuz it's one
of those ones that's like the fucking
stairs on the top of it so like the
person who's up there pulls the stairs
up so that she can't get in and she you
don't see her climb up because I think
that that would ruin the immersion of it
but it just you just hear banging like
about when the mother like climbed up on
the fucking when she was crawling on the
ceiling in the walls in the corner that
was fucking scary yeah that was like I
watched that movie in theaters and like
the fucking vibe I had for the next like
three days I was just fucking depressed
yeah for me I just remember the one
that scared the fuck out of me was when
she was on that act or and she's banging
her head against it and it cuts away to
it for like a split second and she's
banging her head into the ceiling like
every three frames oh yeah she's fucking
going yeah it just looked like on
naturally fast and just super fucking
creepy or when she's fucking straight up
sets her husband on fire so yeah movies
that I don't like it's not fine scary
but I just genuinely enjoy I love the 80
slashers movies like I love Friday the
13th I love Nightmare on Elm Street I
love like fucking Halloween I love like
all that shit like I love like the old
school like fucking like Jason Voorhees
and Freddy Krueger's and shit I mean
they're classics how could you not like I
just like I like if I want to put on
like a horror movie I'm gonna put like
Friday the 13th on maybe fucking Stephen
King's it the original Stephen King's it
the new ones alright I still prefer the
old Stephen King it my favorite classic
horror movies I would say would probably
be The Shining number one shining
Stanley Kubrick he's just fucking I
remember that that one as a kid got me
where it's just like I'm just gonna bash
your pretty skull and fucking pieces with this act
stop it stop it
if you ever read the book it's a lot more
detailed in the movie is pretty good I
believe the books different I like the
book can I hit that thing also if you
read the book of Stephen King's it's a
lot more fucked up than the movie because
they have to have a child sex orgy in
order to beat the fucking Pennywise in
that oh I think I read the book yeah
it's fucking real weird like in order to
I don't know the books like over a
thousand pages yeah like they have to
like have a Stephen King write some long
but like he had to write he had he wrote
a child sex orgy and to beat Pennywise
and why I don't know like it was a
fucking insane he has some like almost
weird like what they Schneider ask
something some of his book included some
weird shit in the movie but like nothing
like that yeah like they in the fucking
book I'm like I was really like I don't
want to read this any I'm gonna try to
skip over this part if I can know in the
movie all the kids just wanted to fuck
and fuck Beverly yeah yeah yeah and then
like I never actually saw part two I
only saw I only saw the new Stephen King
like the first one the new part do is
actually pretty fucking funny dude it
starts out like the fucking they're just
fucking there's these two gay guys and
there's like the oh I forgot how it
starts yeah it's got a brutal opening
there's like these three guys that are
like homophobic or whatever and they go
to terrorize these gay guys and they
just start beating the shit out of the
one guy and they start calm like the
fucking f-word and you know you know
the word yeah and then a fucking petty
wise comes out of nowhere and he just
like fucking eats on yeah no it was a
crazy fucking opening but yeah Bill
Hader plays the kid who's like you gotta
stay on the great water oh yeah he pays
him then uh no I think he might play
Finn Wolfhard's character no I don't
think so I can't I like Bill Hader no
he's fucking this there like it's just
the comedic relief from the first movie
is 100% there and like there's a bunch
of flashbacks with like the kids like
Finn Wolfhard and yeah then it's just
like I don't know I thought part two was
well done the original part two or was
it just one movie no it's technically
two parts yeah it's just if they put
them together it was like three hours
but like it was originally actually a
mini series it was on TV actually yeah
it was I don't know the fucking the the
original ones yeah yeah it was and I
remember I tried to get through them it's
just like this fucking isn't good the
original it part one I think in some
ways is still creepier because I don't
know old horror movies that do it right
because everything is practical
everything was practical everything was
practical and in a lot of instances it
looked more realistic or at least jarring
in a way that's like so dissimilar to
the shit that we see in theaters now
which like that like in the shining that
blood elevator was completely practical
effects and they only had one chance to
get that shot done yeah but like the
blood elevator yeah I've never read I
never read the shining I read uh I read
it I read um doctor sleep actually the
sequel to the shining yeah I read
fucking who Joe is that the one the dog
yeah all right Kujo I read the one where
the fucking car came to life Christine
Christine yeah I was a big like Stephen
King like I like I read the best and
that's like the only book I think that
ending sucks dude that endings fucking
brutal that ending sucks I remember that
the scene from that scared the fuck out
of me because I think they remade it
into like a miniseries or something and
I don't I didn't hear anything about it
so it probably sucks but the old movie I
just remember the part where you fight
like it's just like oh let's get home we
finally left the grocery store let's see
if mom's okay and mom is just like
suspended in a cobweb in like a shed
they have and he's just like shit no
mommy's not doing too good he fucking
kills his son and the other people in
the car and doesn't have a bullet for
himself and then everything's completely
fine at the end spoiler alert by the way
always save a bullet for yourself yeah
no he didn't but no he lived but I mean
I'm assuming he probably just took the
quickest route to killing himself
afterwards because they're all dead I
really liked I really like the original
Stephen King's it though like that's
just me personally you can actually
fight me on that I just don't think of
the chapter 2 stuff was good I think the
original I actually like the chapter 2
stuff on that I did I liked it a lot I
think of the new one was really cool and
I think that if I watched the new
especially part one if I because part 2
the new one I don't think was really
it's more it's more comedy filled than
anything it's more funny art to part 2
part 1 is our one of the most dark yeah
but it's got like the comedic relief with
the kids just bantering but like
awesome the fucking horror also the
door that was like not scary scary
absolutely terrifying like I thought
like just as like a fucking like thing
that's just a really funny like just
like like I'm like I'd be like but I'm
like I'm gonna take the absolutely
scary one because I feel like it would
be like doing I know kid me would have
freaked the fuck out at the part where
he comes out of the fucking refrigerator
like he's like and just like fucking
gets himself back into his foot that
would have freaked me oh shit I forgot
about like the fucking og fucking
Stephen King movie that freaked me the
fuck out pep cemetery straight up the
most horrifying movie of my childhood
yeah the OG one when it goes black and
white and it's her fucking like this the
sister who is super sick and like she's
like her back is all cracking when she
walks in was like why you don't want to
take care of me anymore that was scary
as fuck to me I remember the part where
the fucking kid gets buried and he comes
back to life and he's got the scalpel
and he just fucking cuts the old man
from next door is Achilles
children of the corn many euthanizes his
kid the children of the corn remake is
fucking awful it's terrible oh yeah I
didn't watch it was so bad do one more
one more question have you seen that
human centipede movies I have seen yeah
it's just I saw I saw those I saw the
first one I didn't watch that stupid
one where it's like in prison or
whatever I don't really have anything
interesting to say about human
centipedes yeah the second one was the
worst that was the one where it was the
prison right no the second one was the
one with the really psychopathic British
guy is all in like black and white oh I
didn't watch that one oh that was the
worst one I watched the first one I was
just like this is just meant to be weird
and it's weird like it's scary in a weird
way it's like horror porn yeah right
yeah did you watch the movie sinister by
any chance oh yeah many times that one
freaked me the fuck out that's when I
first want when it first came out it was
like very you know nothing like it yeah
because it was just like the you're
scared of what you think you can see
because once you know he's once you know
that dudes and all the tape the sound
design and that movie is unparalleled I
love the soundtrack oh yeah that's what
I'm that is just fucking yeah all it's
the creepy weird droned out like slow
vinyl like one it's those like a little
VHS tapes of not VHS but like it's
called like eight track yes of yeah
fucking just like murdering people yeah
and in the back the background music
like you can hear a bunch of snares that
are like played in reverse and that's
like the drums that are used for it like
the weird or it's like it sounds like
the the sound effects and then even just
like in the parts where he's not
watching the movies like I remember the
soundtracks to the fucking home videos
that's probably the creepiest shit in
that movie to me but like even just like
the when he's bugging the fuck out and
he's like we gotta move we gotta leave
we gotta get out of here I remember the
song that plays during that is just like
chilling oh man that that movies freaked
me the fuck out that thing that's the
last movie that genuinely scared me I
thought insidious one had a really good
plot to it the the last horror movie
that I watched which I really enjoyed
the plot and did it didn't get me like
scared in like a jump scare kind of way
but it got me scared in a way where it
like the mystery and it was so good with
trying to figure out if what was going
on was paranormal or not was a long legs
with a Nick Cage believe Nick Cage is in
it yeah and he directed it and Nick Cage
might act yeah Nick Cage might actually
have a fucking knack for for horror
because I'm not even kidding that movie
like he does I see him some of like yeah
there's that movie like Mandy I haven't
seen that but Casey would you mind if I
grab one more Ranger here oh no all right
you just preemptively started handing
the vape give me one oh absolutely yeah
it was good I enjoyed Mandy's it was
weird but it was good what's like the
most age redemption arc I might buy his
character and then my day I did buy his
character yeah you were playing I got I
got Trevor Belmont from Castlevania
what's like the most fucked up or like
scary horror movie you've seen most
fucked up horror movie that I've seen
um there's a lot of Eli Roth ones that
are pretty rough hostile hostile what
else did he do a Serbian film was real
fucked up but I don't think that was
directed I saw that no um what about
Antichrist where there's like a scene in
Antichrist where there's a fucking woman
and she just cuts her own clit off oh
I'd probably say Serbian film is probably
the most fucked up one that I watched
yeah that's supposed to be like the most
like they just fucking tried to like do
like the most they could with that movie
Serbian film I probably say is the worst
one I gotta find this fucking movie no it
was a no it was a I have heard of that
one no it was a Korean movie and I
think it had devil in it was like the
devil inside or something weird that's
not the name of it's probably the name
of that's definitely the name of another
horror movie but um I watch it was one
of the first dubbed movies I watched and
it was a intense it was very intense the
whole plot of it was like there's just
this fucking psychopath who just rapes
and murders this guy's girlfriend and
then it's like him trying to track him
down while he's still murdering people
and the movie it's not like it's not
even really horror it's just like they
make you have such a deep hatred for
this piece of shit character yeah and by
the end he gets his fucking payback and
he cuts the guy's head off with a
guillotine and it's just like so
rewarding and then but like also it's
realistic because then the guy who
killed him is like fuck now I'm going to
prison because I killed the fucking
serial killer and also revenge didn't
feel as good as I thought it would do
the fucking Serbian films most unhinged
movie I've ever seen like we can't even
we can't even talk about what happened
yeah that movie Korean horror movie
where a guy rapes and kills another
dude's boyfriend I'm gonna need a lot of
help from Google AI on this one all
right so we get to our jeopardy here oh
yeah I saw the devil that's the name of
it
a secret agent exacts revenge on a
serial killer through a series of
captures and remases
yes there's that smelly salt wake up
yeah wake up drink out fucking 10% beer
Ali Mack
oh my god Jesus Christ
take that shit out of your back
I believe in you today I don't I don't
either I'm gonna try though it really all
comes down to the fucking categories
welcome back to jeopardy you got your
26 time winner Tyler that's fucking
fantastic I'm the quattro now I'm gonna
watch her the clock this is probably the
last week we can use Ali back because
it's that's looking that's looking at
for oh that is looking that's looking
at pretty day um Tyler you won last
again again those categories for
nonsense last time Dan buried himself
he was just buzzing in on everything I
know right all right today we got the
spooky some spooky the name is the same
musical numbers that's real spooky
things and Don Juan's house that's so
spooky spooky scary skeleton anatomy
oh sorry indigenous country names I want
candy and monster mesh monster god
there's so many categories I'll do monster
to under a type of key that can be used
to open a rock what is a skeleton key
keep it going one second let it let it
die 400 okay type of pain amputees have
long after removal what is phantom pain
can I get that they please I'm stressing
now because I knew it monster mash 600
this protest song that was released in
1994 by Irish rock band the cranberries
will surely get stuck in your head is
zombie all right the monster known by
this name is actually the name of the
doctor who created him in Mary Shelley
fuck you what is dr. Frankenstein keep
it going that's evens out the score 1000
this 2015 horror film set in the 1630s
New England follows a Puritan family
plagued by an evil force what is the
country no oh it's set in 1630s New
England it follows a Puritan family
plagued by an evil force I'm mixing
horror movies together because I'm
thinking of that one conjuring see the
nun nope it's the witch the witch all
right with the fucking goat yeah god
damn it I did know that fuck how you
got the names the same musical numbers
don Juan's house skeleton with that me
mr. Don Juan's house for a thousand oh
shit thousand this feminine spin-off of a
classic arcade game came out in 1981
feminine what is miss pac-man yes that
was a guess fucking hell shit let's go
reverse Don Juan's for 800 for 800
now we back got 2,000 points I'm in a
negative higher zero I'm zero and I'm
negative okay you know every ounce of
me wants to say make it a true daily
double do it then no let's go for you
get a true daily W Barry me nah man
there's still a lot of game left I might
go back and regret this but
what a great song 200 leto 200 things in
Don Juan house ready to die is the first
studio album by this rapper released in
1994 oh come on that's easy that's
fucking easy dude hold up repeat the
question ready to die it's the first
studio album by this rapper released in
1994 what is the notorious big yes 200
for that it's motherfuckers don Juan's
for 600 under 1995 saw the release of
this fifth generation console what is
PlayStation 1 yes you fucked me up with
the fifth generation but yeah it was
yes well I was about to buzz in it's
like two thousand categories the names
the same musical numbers spooky scary
skeleton anatomy indigenous country names
and I want candy business countries so
indigenous countries I'm gonna give you
the name of the country and its original
language language for 200 Deutschland
yeah I heard the word George it's a
Germany what is your I think you might have
buzzed in to see what don't do that for
the next one 400 hell ass what is Greece
thank you Dan thank you Dan Dan would have
got that before any I feel like we still
probably would have got it and it would
have pissed him the fuck off you like
Ali Max but keep it going 600 is on
Wow China China yes I was gonna say it
but I was like that's a leap of faith
yeah we'll continue on with that one
800 year spelled e I or are e spell it
again e I are e here I are e not time it
out Ireland oh my god yeah oh you
fucking idiot I was thinking like I was
thinking for some reason like I was more
thinking along the lines of like Asia I
don't know why I couldn't fucking knew
that fucking idiot fucking retard oh
1000 to bleep out the retards anyway
1000 Nippon what is Japan yes oh yeah
Nippon professional baseball league
times back in it you got the names the
same musical numbers Don Juan's house
spooky scary skeletons I want candy
what do I want candy 200 this candy bar
is named after a former New York Yankee
what is Babe Ruth the voodoo Rangers
taking hold I need to fight back I
continue 400 2600 what's he got 2600 oh
my god I'm making it true daily double
no fuck marry me bury me oh yeah all
right this is gonna be a might be a
tough one these are the three main
ingredients used to make a milk
chocolate bar what is milk yeah what is
chocolate and what is sugar
oh no Tyler what wait hold up milk
chocolate sugar it's eggs no that would
be milk sugar and cocoa oh no but that's
chocolate is literally cocoa plus sugar
Tyler let's go you can come back no
no come on you're coming back you still
got that shit he would have fucking
buzzed me out too yeah guess he would
have Tyler Tyler's having a little bit
of a meltdown uh so close but yet so
far I guess we're postponed right now
until we're Tyler's chair has been
thrown rain water all over Casey's
basement no because chocolate is
chocolate is cocoa plus sugar right and
you asked for the three main ingredients
so yeah you can't include it yeah I
understand I'm on the same page here and
I understand that I would have said this
I mean if I have ingredients for the
ingredients of chocolate you can't say
chocolate right no you can't you can't
so I think I was a pretty fair in that
judgment what what do you package the
what what's on the package for a hersey
bar let's look it up well no I'm saying
chocolate is a package on a herky hersey
bar say it says okay look it up look up
the nutrition facts if it does say that
I will concede my loss to alimak here
fucking have to get to go what the fuck
do you mean you can see your laws
because there's no way I'm coming back
with fucking ingredients so you got
sugar milk cocoa butter milk fat
lighten we are natural flavors
you just said so it was sugar milk and
cocoa butter it's not the ingredients
mannitol cocoa butter chocolate
chocolate oh oh it's chocolates on there
why I bought what were the three main
ingredients case what did it say did
that say did you guess mannitol the top
actually one of the top ones chocolate
oh wow one of the top ones is chocolate
here's what we're gonna do the judges
have decided that Tyler doesn't lose any
points tied again at 2600 I'll take that
okay that's fair I can I can agree with
that that's amicable how you got my
name's the same musical numbers don Juan's
house spooky scary skeletons are more
candy I want candy more candy 600 this
popular Halloween candy shares its name
with a vegetable it could have been
candy pumpkins too because I've seen
those two you ever had candy pumpkins
yeah they're all they're bullshit dude I
love candy corn and candy I don't eat
candy so I'm fucked in this category
candy 800 on the cartoon network show
and Eddie the guys frequently what is
job right
Tyler's right I finished off candy
thousand the makers of this candy often
wonder how many looks it will take to
get to the center what's a tootsie pop
yes you see Tyler I'm not over here
spitting water out and shining
flashlights into Casey's French drains
okay it's pretty full you might want to
turn yourself up I got Tyler you got
names the same musical numbers don Juan's
house spooky scary skeleton I'm not
gonna do skeletons very well so I'm
gonna do Don Juan 200 Don Juan has a
hard time getting this electronic
scooter now time it out we've been
allowing that what is a hover around
hover around you never heard of that
before my life are you kidding me Tyler
you got 400 this kind of sauce is made
with butter vinegar and cayenne peppers
yes I just was like Buffalo chicken
Pringles so my buffalo oh shit that was
Don Juan yeah I left the Don Juan no
voodoo ranger is taking hold what do we
got for us the names the same musical
numbers spooky scary skeletons I gotta
start being ballsy here musical numbers
for 200 Paul Simon said there are this
many ways to lose your lover time it out
no 50 I was gonna say 100 musical
numbers 200 Jenny's phone number
according to time to turn what is eight
six seven five three oh nine yeah I
didn't know that you know Jenny I mean I
know the song eight six seven five three
oh nine I didn't know that was Jenny's
phone number they said you go Jenny I
have your number I know it's that's not
a song that I'm frequently listening to I
probably haven't heard that since oh
three all right dollars like 600 Joe
Walsh claims Maserati goes this fast in
the song life's been good to me what is
I don't even know the song yes I don't
even know that song now the categories
are fucking me you'll beat me on the
skeleton for sure yeah but one category
is not gonna carry me we'll continue on
800 don't go easy into that dark night
for 800 number of guns Green Day had
what is 21 even going I guess 1000 this
numerical title is both a song by you
too and Metallica what is one yeah you
know the reason why I didn't get that
right is because I did trivia at a bar
like a week ago with my ex-roommate and
it was about what the name of their last
song was on an album that was a number
and it was like 40 it's like either 40
or 42 and they would close their
concerts out with it and I wanted to say
one and I was wrong I didn't even know
you two had a one song neither did I I
was focusing on you too I didn't even
listen to Metallica yeah it does
target names the same names the same
they've been saying for 200 to co
founders of Apple share this name
jobs nope Steve fuck keep it going 400
most common first name for US presidents
with six of them having this name what
is John nope what is George nope what
is Teddy what it's not it's not John or
George cuz I can think of it is not
Tyler it's George Washington George
Bush George other Bush good there's
another George a guy like this name
anyone though James Jimmy how the fuck
did we not James Carter James Madison
James Monroe James how the fuck did we
not get names the same 600 stars of the
TV series friends and the ghosts and the
series ghost whisper that have the same
name what the fuck's her name wait
repeat the question stars of the TV
series friends and the series ghost
whisper have the same name what is ghost
whisper I oh it was a series it was a
series back then I can see your face I
mean I want to take a couple shots here
because I know the chicks names and
friends but I don't fucking know what
ghost whisper is Oh fuck
Oh Jennifer fuck I was gonna fuck it
inside yeah wait fuck Jennifer love you
it right yeah yeah well I was gonna say
this was the actresses name yeah it was
like the characters name was wasn't
wasn't in Jennifer and goes whisper no
it was her name and you whisper
Jennifer and then on friends I didn't
know it was the fucking actresses name
you made it sound like it was a
character I know that was a bad question
I'll continue I guess 802 members of
Led Zeppelin to have this first name
nope Eddie was John John that was my go
to guess I'll finish this out 1000
yeah 7000 what does he have what does he
have he has 3200 making a true daily
double Alex
Tyler wager 1000 the notebook movie star
and American Idol host have this name
which which star are we talking about
the male lead or the female lead the
notebook movie star and an American Idol
host have this name
I can there's two what's Ryan
those Ryan the fuck is Ryan Ryan
Gosling Ryan Seacrest I was thinking
chicks for some reason because he said
what's her name no no now that I get a
buzzed in any back the only category
you left is a medical category yeah and
I'm fucking toasted
Tyler you want 200 this is the longest
bone in the body what is the femur yes
that might have been my one fucking
saving grace look we keep it going
Ellie Mac 400 also known as a jawbone
this can lock up from TMJ what is
mandible yeah yes for a thousand I just
just picture in the job I was my brain
so fucked right now the name for the
bones found in the middle of the hands
when it's flange ease oh no Ellie Mac
bones in the middle of the hands oh fuck
no it's this one what is the metacarpals
I suppose it is I was either gonna be
medic not metatarsals or metacarpals I
know what they are I know how to fix them
I don't know their names he broke his
hand that's what you get him pull Sarah
for me Casey my mom's a physical
therapist you got 600 800 800 there are
this many rib bones in the human body I
should really know are we counting the
floating rib yes total rib bone oh fuck
all right physical therapist get in
there 16 what is 16 oh no hey let me
just feel around here for a minute
good throw a pot shot out there no I'm
not you got any more guesses he's kind
of nail it if he gets let's get let's
get some guesses Tyler how many points
do I have he's got a lot you got 7600
and how many does he have 3400 it's I
said how many last time 16 18 he says 18
I'll do one more what's the last are we
timing out nice hey you're gonna do one
more all right he says 24 yes say that
was my guess I was hoping you changed it
to 26 I thought it was 24 but was not
confident enough to buzz in I was like
I'm pretty sure there's a handful of
those intercostal spaces I count those
not really rip all right you got a
final question for 600 a separated
shoulder occurs when this bone is
disconnected from the shoulder joints
sock scapula fuck this bone is
disconnected from scapula why do I keep
lying to say the fucking knee bones name
but it's not that no it's a shoulder
joint yeah I'm aware wait it's the name
way joint or the blade that wasn't
working for a second what's a humorous
he says humorous yeah this is dead it's
the bone that separated from the shoulder
joint it's the bone that separated from
scapula when you time this out I'm gonna
get real you gotta get the sustainable
can I called one dot one let's get done
while on the whole fucking Voto Ranger
is taking on what if Don Juan can give
you this answer I'll give you the points
don Juan fuck I'd sent this I've sent
this scoreboard overboard I'll be back
needs this question to have a shot at
this game you hear that gentlemen Ali
Max on fucking death row here all right
Donnie boy I think his chances
oh man I still don't think I have his
number I still do not have this number
I'm going to I find that absolutely
hysterical that I did not advance
number though
damn though damn though yo dad I got a
question for you Casey can you repeat
that question I need some help on that
fucking jeopardy show okay all right a
separated show a separated shoulder
occurs when this bone is disconnected
from the shoulder joint slash scapula
bone and that dude Tyler he already
guessed humorous so it's like the
shoulder call ended oh no no no no I
think I think I might have done that oh
shit I'm video call that damn dad all
right did you hear the question a
separated shoulder occurs when this bone
is disconnected from the shoulder joint
slash scapula bone
all right when you have a separate
shoulder done this bone is disconnected
from the shoulder joint it's
disconnected also from the scapula bone
and humorous has been guessed so we're
looking for like fucking more shoulder
here
no this is jeopardy jeopardy how do you
know no pressure but no pressure but if
I don't get this question right I don't
have a chance to compete with Tyler and
final jeopardy all right if you just give
me a second I can work it out I can
think about how you back no searching it
up alley back needs this point in order
to have a shot yes well Tyler did thank
God yes and it's not scapula either it's
connected to the scapula yes
the fucking scapula do it's the humorous
right it should be the humorous so would
you wreck yeah would you recommend that
I choose clavicle here because that is
the guess that has not been used I don't
know I think there's like a fucking bone
there I don't think it's I that just
doesn't seem right to me I don't think
you're wrong on this one actually I'm
not wrong I'm actually fucking sad that
you guys don't know this wait so it's
the name of the joint no it's a bone
fuck it's a separated shoulder
what's the name of a bone all right
we're done we're done a shoulder
dislocation is different than a
separated shoulder okay Casey what the
fuck you know it actually is this why am
I wrong you're wrong I'm playing this
game under protest I think that the
categories were shit well the first
couple were pretty all right the rest
sucked we're done I will literally read
you the Wikipedia page for the separated
shoulder and proof you why I'm worried
about this okay what we did but keep it
going and let me buzz no you gotta give
the answer first all right Dan any
just what other bones we got up there
bro just call him out yeah it's a whole
bone it's just a regular whole bone it's
a it's just a bone it's not like a dude
you are wrong on this one Casey you're
done I know you're done there's gotta be
a name like what's the shoulder bone
called the folder well it's a scape
killer escape they all meet together
and like I think it's a rotator
scapula that's like your your fucking
back though yeah that's like that's like
along your last like that's like what
things are for me that's your shoulder
blade what's your shoulder that I thought
your humorous was your shoulder now I
think Casey's gonna say this and all all
of us are gonna feel like idiots
humorous attaches to the scapula your
humorous connects into the ball joint
right I'm talking about separate
shoulder is up here oh you're fucking
clavicle ding it's your clavicle well I
mean in all fairness Casey when you said
clavicle you looked at me and started
shaking your head like this I did not
you did ding where you did fucking dance
said clavicle and you what is clavicle
and started going like this back what's
your answer what is clavicle correct are
you fucking kidding me I would have
locked that answer in ten minutes ago
you started shaking your head no no I
meant like no like I can't believe you
were correct I'm not like I'm not like I
can't believe you don't know this no I
should have got that I said clavicle Don
you did a great job did not say
clavicle ever title all right here we
are right you're such a gay all right I
hope I pull through you'll find out soon
you have AIDS Casey I can't wait until
you die of AIDS I catch you later though
a separate shoulder is a common injury
to the am acro my own father
can't even go with the fucking retarded the AC
joint is located at the outer end of the
clavicle Tyler and I am being dead
serious yeah I was going to buzz in but
Casey was fucking gearing my answer by
listening the AC joint is located at the
end of the clavicle where it attaches to
the scapula sag all right go find
differently times got 7,000 I'm ex got
4,000 what's the category retard
let's go with biology you said general
knowledge oh fuck all right alley mac
don't fuck your wager up on this one
you can't wait I was in your kitchen
yes you can win alley back can I bet
large all month again what can I bet
Lars all not again the toilet yeah
large large home rich yeah
so you're gonna watch the job tomorrow
yeah bro what's your wager I'm fucking
thinking okay give me a minute don't
kick the equipment Tyler hey you got
bailed out once too don't forget it
bailed out again I gave you the fucking
I gave I gave you multiple points
because I just was doing that shit I
mean you got it right though we only got
it wrong points you only lost a couple
points there so it was enough all right
I'm working on the wagers sorry oh god I
feel like there's only one right answer
here you know you got a better all right
we got your wagers oh I hope I got a
question here we go
they quantum charkeisha what oh great
listen they quantity here should
charkeisha's grandmother's our sisters
this is their relation to one another
they want in charkeisha our sisters
nope nope dig one in charkeisha their
grandmother's are our sisters
this is their relation to one another
they want in charge you said biology how
the fuck is this biology I want a
fucking recall
biology the fuck type of nonsense is
this this is fucking unbelievable this is
unbelievable I know just think about it
they want in charkeisha charkeisha
the revolution our sisters this is their
relation to one another
no yes no no you don't have to be more
so you do this is the answer the
question wait what what just happened
here why did he like get a little more
specific I'm assuming you guessed cousin
right yeah he's okay all right glad
because you just saved me 30 seconds
Casey what the fuck is this question it's
like a simple gin eyes push their
grandparent their grandparents or
sisters their grandmother's our sisters
hey you want to know the answer Casey
it's fucking family I have never met and
never will meet okay
my now Mac give me a minute dude you
fucking told me was biology fucking
douche this is a retarded you're
absolutely nonsense question I got
cousins that should have been enough
tell me if I need to be more specific
I like this was a removed cousin I don't
fucking know what that word means
means like your your your your aunts get
divorced and she's one of second
cousins that's correct you guys okay see
it's not fucking biology fucking twerp
I had to put a category at Tyler woods
hey Casey you know how every episode you
like me to be like oh I guess we'll call
it biology call genetics next time you
said biology I thought I was gonna be
doing good I didn't think I was gonna be
going down familial ancestral trees
it took you 20 minutes 20 minutes because
I got lied to about the fucking category
unreal controversial episode jeopardy
today gay episode I'm hopping on the
bandwagon it's a congratulations on
your win but that was fucking gay
how does it you bet I bet it all
I know I had to land the question
regardless I had to land the question so
I was betting it all it came down to I
needed to get that question right and
you needed to get it wrong in case he
said biology hey Casey let me tell you
what I learned about in biology class I
learned about fucking plants and like
fucking photosynthesis and chlorophyll
alright I never learned about fucking
second confidence Jesus fucking Christ
that is retarded I got fucking lied to
I'm playing under protest I expect a new
final jeopardy next week and I want to
be a fucking biology question I'll see
you in two weeks America what's the
formula for photosynthesis son equals
energy bitch so all right so listen next
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have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to
inhabit this planet no no we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are
there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts extended episode
where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
you're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts?
they're killing all already born babies
and sell them to the Chinese
fuck the green manes
somewhere in China in some base
what the fuck there are super soldiers
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
they have dread and super soldiers
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
I do not agonize with them
we gotta go to the fucking moon
because JFK got assassinated
by the fucking government
he got killed by the CIA
JFK was killed by the government
before my eyes while holding their pulse
feel them die of this virus
you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross
caps with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real
they're going to sink money into them
because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts
which by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual nazi collaborator
I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real
look it up
he says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the Holm
he says that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it
he was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil
okay he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay
everybody's like
Donald Trump is the fucking worst person out there
fuck Trump
he's not the actual fucking leader
it's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
it's everyone out there
everybody's like
everybody
it's Elon Musk
he's so evil
the actual government is trying
the actual true government
which is George Soros and all the fucking nazis
who are actually the ones that are fucking all over
the mere politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires
the pain, fucking, cloth
you