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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck it up.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes.

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Where the fuck did this yearman come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist.

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Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet

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tall.

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Anthropoclesauchron, they have a very large body.

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They're very small.

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They're very small.

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They're very small.

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The naan principals are right across the Seahorse Valley.

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They're very small.

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RE IN COR quantidade.

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I don't know what the hell...

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I do not associate with him!

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What a fucking bastard!

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I do not associate with him!

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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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Episode 88.

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Dan, Tyler, and Ali Mac are the special guests.

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Ali Mac.

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I will introduce him. My best friend.

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Not special guest, Ali Mac for the listeners.

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Ali Mac is introducing the special guest.

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Part-time Ali Mac is introducing the special guest.

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The one and only, Brian.

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How's it going?

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Oh, it's going pretty fucking good.

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Well, no, it's not actually.

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You're in the fucking Thunderdome now, buddy.

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You're in the fucking hot seat, buddy.

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I feel like we have someone that's on my side now against Tyler.

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Listen, I am a force me record.

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Brian, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You got a lot to learn about you.

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That's Brian with a Y.

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What, um, how old are you, Brian?

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27.

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27. Wow.

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You look younger than that.

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I know.

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Dude, that's great.

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That's a fantastic asset.

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I get that a lot, yeah.

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I don't know what for, but.

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Question number two.

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Picking up college girls.

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Do you believe in ghosts?

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Not really.

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Not really.

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Wow.

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Who are you bringing on this podcast?

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Do you know what this podcast is about?

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No.

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Brian, we should have discussed the ghosts before.

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No, no, we need both ends of the spectrum.

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We got Tyler over here who's adamant they existed.

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We got Brian over here who.

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We cover the whole spectrum on this podcast.

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We're all on the spectrum.

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Hell yeah.

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A lot to do on the spectrum.

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Holy fuck.

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Look, I don't believe in ghosts because like I haven't had any experiences with them.

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Like.

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We can change that.

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Want to come to the Condring?

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Let me tell you brother, you came to the right place.

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We should actually go to the Condring house.

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So Brian, what do you do for work?

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I work at a water plant.

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And we're going to talk about that.

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Town water purifying plant?

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I'm not going to say what town.

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Oh no, that's fine.

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Yeah, definitely don't.

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No personal information on this.

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Yeah, we're all fucked, but you might, you might be able to get out of this on screen.

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I got to talk to you about something before we go any further.

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Let me guess.

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I got nothing going.

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How much fluoride?

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That's what I thought.

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Are you the one?

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You're the one putting the fluoride in the water.

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Actually, we don't put any in.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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My town, my town.

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Dude, my water tastes like fucking chlorine.

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Which for the record, Dan means I haven't been drinking fluoride in my water.

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Well, you're.

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What's your name?

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Brian.

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Brian.

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Brian.

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Brian.

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Brian.

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Brian.

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Brian.

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What's your penis look like?

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Small.

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All right.

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So to the listeners, they're going to think you're asking Brian.

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No, no.

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Welcome to the podcast.

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How big's your cock?

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I would really think are fluoridated that they got some shit going on.

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Yeah, you would think so, but no, we don't.

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Are we all circumcised?

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Yes.

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Yeah, I am as well.

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Dan, to me.

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Brian, you do not have to answer that question.

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Dan, you seem like you're uncircumcised.

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uncircumcised I seem like an uncut yeah you uncircumcised vibe you do have

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uncircumcised what is it about me I just it's like the Greek I was gonna say it's

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the Greek bro it just gives me like it gives you the uncircumcised vibe yes

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all right here's what we'll do we all put our guesses in a hat and at the end

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I'll tell you I can tell you immediately based off your reaction you were 100% of a cut cock

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yeah okay on yeah you have a cut cock on no cut I rolled it back this will be this

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will give you a thousand points on jeopardy whoever gets that correct

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what correct whether I'm circumcised or uncircumcised oh you're circumcised how

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do you know because of like your reaction to what Ali Maxx just said oh no I have seen it you are

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you are circumcised you've seen it where did you see it? where the fuck did you see his cock? when you were like shredded that you're like yo I was saying this picture to the girl yeah oh fuck there's my dick

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my no my cock was not out that's your dream and you're not dude you're not your cut dude sounds like a pretty good dream not out like the gayest episode all right we gotta fucking get this back on the rails here guys we can't be talking about cut versus cut. I like this topic. So why did the practice why did it come to the practice to start cutting off the tips of people's foreskitties? God said. Oh shit. It was actually for sanitary reasons in the Bible

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like it wasn't like a god thing it was a lot of people back then were just getting like UTIs like constantly and like they'd get like you know STDs and shit but they're like you get you're less likely to get a fucking UTI if you're cut. Wow that's pretty

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That might be like the only time the Bible has ever supported science. That's pretty fucking insane

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You also lose a bunch of nerve endings. Yeah, just imagine how it feels though. It's got it makes me last longer, bro

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Just let it fucking let it ride. Just imagine like I I've been circumcised since you know, I was born, you know

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It's just like I don't know what it would be like to be circumcised

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Be uncircumcised like it like it's kind of like that

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I just you know, you never knew so you don't know what you're missing or not. So Tyler if you could be oh

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Shit. Oh shit. The messer come. Oh, no, that was the Dodgers games a fucking wash

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But what I was gonna say is if you could be a chick for one day or you could have an uncut cock for one day

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Which one would it be?

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Fucking gay dude. No, dude

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I feel like if it's like a one-day thing like you're like

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It's like you wake up you you're a woman and you go to sleep and you wake up like the same like as a man again

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You're telling me you don't want to know what it feels like to be like a woman like that

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You know just have something inside there. I

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Mean, I think I might want to be a woman for a day, but I don't think I want to experience getting railed by a man

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Let me fucking get on tinder quick

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Were collecting revenue today

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To come back I would absolutely fucking goth myself up to fucking one day for sure

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Tyler would have to come back to a certain point to like convert back and then he just like wouldn't show up or he'd be

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Like a daylight

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Fuck were you? I said to get that Dan you would take pictures of yourself and then save them for later

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You'd be a good-looking chick bro. Thanks, dude. I don't know

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Hey, hey we did the whole thing with Elon Musk and female Elon you agreed was pretty hot

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I'm just saying that if we put you through an AI generator you put a good-looking guy through there, but you get a good

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Pretty good though like being honest. Yeah, he was pretty hot, you know neck down. Yeah

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Listen, you know, you got you don't gotta look at the face. She's gonna take them

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That's what they make doggy style. Yeah, but you can't help you gotta look at the face and I was like, nah

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Yeah, and fucking you don't look at people's faces. Yeah, it's we're gonna keep that's fucking three weeks less than three weeks until the election

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So what are your political leanings?

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Yeah, have you decided who you're gonna vote for I'm not voting oh

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For you good for you. I got support either good for it good for you

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Know what dude, I'm yeah, I'm team MAGA, but I I completely respect I'm actually not team MAGA

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I'm just I want Trump to win. All right, because I really think that this is like there's a lot of civil liberties

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No, cuz my votes not really gonna matter I'm not sure what I'm here yet and I was

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Um up until like a week ago. I was on the same team as him

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So just like there's no good options you have voice that before yeah. Yeah, you said you weren't gonna vote

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That's the real question. Yes, I would. Yeah. Yes

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Ladies, can I see this shirt Casey? This is actually there's a lot going on here

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Obama says hope a picture of Trump says hate

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Biden is what?

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He'll come was grow look I'll vote for fucking Biden if the Yankees win a World Series under his administration

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Right a man all right a man if the Yankees win the World Series, oh man, no, but I do I'm a little bit leaning left

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That's it. Are you?

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I was raised that way. What are you registered as are you registered on affiliated? I was registered as a

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What's it called Democrat Republican?

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Independent yeah, like they they took that off the thing now

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You like if you were if you were independent cuz when I that can't be right. No, that's true

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They did I got a letter in the mail. Yeah, that's yeah

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I got the same letter cuz I registered as independent too. And then it's unreal. They sent me a letter that said you are now unaffiliated

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Yeah, I'm like, okay, I guess I'm unaffiliated. Yeah, I haven't done anything since yeah

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Wow

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How all-inclusive we are?

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Sorry, it's Kamala had some interviews this week that didn't go well. I didn't see them yet. Wow

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What does she has there? Yeah, they didn't go well because they didn't let her talk

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You know what somebody talk it's like. Yeah, it's not gonna go well. Is it? Yeah

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Well, I mean she was on Fox News, which I don't know why they just railroaded her dude

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It was like like I'm saying I want her to lose and that was fucking stupid

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Who was it Sean Hannity was it? Oh, no, it was that other fucking

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Fuck is he is had his huge

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God what is this fucking name? I thought it was a train wreck. God. I am so politically uninformed

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Right, how many years you got on the job?

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Oh, oh my god, he's gone to school and he's fucking

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He's gone to college courses to fucking learn about what he's doing. He's explained it to me. Yeah, I passed the classes and I

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Passed the final and I had this guy come into our plant and do a walkthrough with me

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Just test me on the plant and it went well. So yeah, that's awesome

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I sense next month because fucking knew more about that point than he did Wow good for you, dude

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Um nice pension

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Okay, 30 year or is it how many years you got to put in your tier six, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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You're same as me 30. Ah

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I mean it varies from profession to profession like they're fighting for us to

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To get less than that because we all fucking blow our backs out and less than that

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No fucking blow your back out bitch turn into a girl for one day

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You'll never fucking yourself as Ali I

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Mean, I feel like that would be the easy. Honestly, I feel like I have a pretty unisex name

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I think I might just be able to go by Ali. I don't think I would I think I go by Taylor

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There's bad memories. There's bad memories associated with that name. So we're not gonna go there. Brian was there for some of it

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I don't think you know, I'm gonna do it. You're you you'd go with Danielle. Yeah, of course

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You just be Casey because you could still be here

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Gender fluid just a K Casey with a K

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Also, let me say like I mean, I just want to take one minute here

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So I have the galaxy z flip six now

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There is nothing better than ending a phone call in 2024 and just going like alright. Yep. I'll catch you later

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Yeah, that just feels so fucking good

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Yeah, but Alex it's not an iPhone. We're bringing back fuck the iPhones bro

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What I want to flip iPhone if they brought that out that'd be fucking now

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That would be far too innovative for Apple being able to feel this crease is pissing me off though

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Yeah, so they just announced of course the fucking day I buy that they announced that they're gonna have a better one that has a much

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Less notable noticeable crease like you can actually feel a great fucking awesome. I couldn't wait three months

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I really got a it's got a fucking wrinkle in it barely though. I mean when you're watching videos

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How does this you can't see it if you're if you're watching a video head-on like sure if you tilt the screen you can

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Just feels like an iPhone like I mean, it's a phone, bro. Oh, yeah

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Fucking weird. Yeah, is that really gonna piss you off all that much?

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I mean I got like video. All right, let's like it feels like an iPhone in your hand though

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There you go. Casey hasn't seen it yet. It feels like an iPhone. I

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Mean it I mean dude it has square edges. So what do you do?

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I mean, what do you do for a case for that though?

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Do they have they have they have cases that cover the hinge too. So this one has a much more resilient hinge

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I would have gotten this phone as my last one if it wasn't for this hinge

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That was the major flaw in it because like especially if you got some like sand

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Or dust particles in it it like wouldn't open all the way it would like kind of get locked like right here

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That sucks and this hinge is like way fucking better. So you don't run into that

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So it's it's pretty fucking good

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Like you like dude, don't take this on the beach

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Like if you jam sand in there and on purpose you're gonna fuck your phone up

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So does like seal it like is there like a seal on like the side here?

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There's just a little bit of give to it. So like there's like you can kind of get shit out

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Like if you were to get sand in that hinge and open it up again

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You'd probably be able to get it out replacing the screen would be a fucking nightmare

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It would be which is why we enroll in the protection plan

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I feel and I'm covered under all that shit. So that's a solution for a problem that never existed. I mean, yes

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Yes, I don't know what problem it's solving. The other thing is is that I can with the fingerprint sensor

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I can I mean right now I only have apps that I would ever use in this view here

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It's like a problem because when you put your phone in your pocket

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I feel like bumped my leg against things and the screen is cracked. Yeah, if you're able to fold it

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Yeah, and none of that here that could still happen with this one

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Well, yeah, yeah like screen so like I got it so like I can open whatever app I want

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There's one app because Android is an open source software. You can do whatever the fuck you want with them

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New phone, yeah, but I mean I don't

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I'll take these Wi-Fi. Yeah

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That will literally never happen ever because I'm a fucking techie dude and everybody's

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Apple's fucking security software is better. No, it's fucking not

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You're stuck with what Apple gives you for security if you have a fucking Samsung or really any Android

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it's like like the it's like the Linux of

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fucking

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Let me explain something. Oh, yeah, you explain. Yeah, I'm gonna explain something if you need that slanders over here

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If you needed somebody to get into your phone, right?

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Mm-hmm, or say I stole your phone and I want to unlock it

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I could probably find somebody within a 40 mile radius to crack your phone

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Absolutely not with yes with with an Apple phone. They had to use like fucking like the feds and shit

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It's either the federal government

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I forget I even have these on

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It's either the federal government or it's

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Goes into camcorder mode or you gotta go to you gotta go straight to Apple

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Yeah, but that's it. That's it dude

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Apple's not gonna give up. Yeah, they have like the fucking

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The the Boston bomber guys didn't they have an iPhone?

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They had to like go through like fucking like six different hoops to like even as the federal government to like do it

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Well, there is that local case, dude. I don't know about the Boston bombers, but there's the local case with the homicides

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Oh, right. Yeah, that was a big fucking deal

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Yeah, that was a big fucking deal dude. Is that so what I'm explaining here is that with an Android you can install software

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That you could literally make on your own not that you would I'm not techie enough to fucking do that shit

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But you can install whatever the fuck you want on this thing. You can install applications from third-party

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Like you can install applications straight up from the fucking internet outside of like the Google Play Store the Galaxy Store and

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You can do that shit. There's nothing that regulates that you can put whatever the fuck you want on this phone

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So essentially what you have with an Android is a jailbroken iPhone, but they just give it to you

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Sure

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You need to be kind of smart like you can fuck your phone up like if you go installing like big boobs

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massive ass dot exe onto your fucking

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KKK website, that's right. Sure you're like NASA's about

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But if you have a fucking brain, you're not I don't have face ID

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I think that shit's cracked because you could literally fucking a face ID is retarded bro

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Because you can just be like oh wow a family photo. Hmm, and you're unlocked. I got your phone now

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Like I was really weird or kill you and then just yeah, you're fucking face

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Well, I mean if you're going that route, you can get a fucking fingerprint off me too. You can do the same thing long

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Oh, I know why you would need a phone like this

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I got a measure. Yeah, I'll tell you exactly why it's because I had a ruler app on my last fucking galaxy

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And it couldn't quite get I couldn't get an accurate measurement, but now now I can't

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So it was weird was my brother can get into my phone with his face ID with like like I didn't put him in my phone

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But my brother like scan like face scan does the same like he can get into my phone

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I didn't understand anything you just said

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My face scan whole sentences here Tyler what my iPhone face scan my brother can take my phone and get into my phone

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Because it just scans his face and it says it's mine. How the fuck did that happen? I don't know

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He doesn't look that similar to me

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Visual structure, but you might that might be a thing scorpion

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But I know

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He's the friend he's the friend I did the trifecta with we did go scorpion and Carolina Reaper

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I did him with this motherfucker this motherfucker raw dog all three of the peppers

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We got on the table without milk or ice cream or nothing

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And then as if that wasn't enough he literally in one session ate all three right now

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Oh, well, that's amazing. Am I making up a story? I thought you did that in

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2021 when the Packers are playing the 49ers in the play

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No, I sent out a text saying like to Alex and all my friends like if the Packers lose

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I'll eat three Carolina Reapers absolute madman completely undervoked and I eat them and it was the worst pain I've ever felt

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We're trying to get each other into trouble. We just fucking do shit like that

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So you guys are both from same town? I know where you're from you guys grew up together same town more or less

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We didn't become friends until

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I was gonna say yeah, we have the same friend groups for like

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Nine ten eleven twelve and we knew of one another and would run into one another but we weren't really friends until like

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11th and 12th grade and then after that he was part of the same firehouse as me because he kind of got sucked into it

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By a friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not a wacker. He never has

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I stole the words out of my mouth. He's never been he's so Brian. I will fully admit just has that fucking

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Great personality. He's just a good fucking dude. We're like he never wanted to I mean you never wanted to be like you were never super

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Into the firehouse, you know, they would keep him around and they would just be like come on man. You can't leave

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We don't expect you to go to classes. I can figure out

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Have you ever seen a house on fire and felt sexually around?

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I

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Fully admit but my answer to that question is yes

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And that was a period of my life. I went through and that is no longer

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So Ali Mack was an arson for a little bit. I

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Was not in the correct term would be arsonist and no I am NOT an arsonist. He was an arson

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No, don't you fucking shut my mic. I'm only a wacker. You I was I was a wacker and

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I was still are no

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Yeah, yeah a little bit

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How wackers like obsessed with like

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Yeah, nah, man. So so here so here I think you need to define what wacker is because like for me

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It's like I'm not obsessed. That's a far term from it. But like I think that like health care is interesting

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I like the I like the whole like I don't know. I like how the human body works

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That shit's pretty cool to me. But like I think it's gay

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It's not like I want to get in and be like, oh, I can't wait to use the fucking radio today

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Yeah, one of our good buddies

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He's a wacker and I don't think he's

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badge

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Dude, not only that

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That's bad, right? Yeah, wait, is this Lego guy? No, this is another guy

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Completely name-dropping shamelessly. Oh, you gotta believe that

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Wait Alex are we talking about the same guy? I believe family tall family

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Yeah tall guy in the firehouse like you know, no, no, I was talking about our closer friend

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I think I knew that no, I'm sorry about the other guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the big tune

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Why you got a name drop people? No, no, I didn't

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Look it pray to God. He doesn't know about this. All right, so this fucker

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He got a fleet that shit though lock it now this fucker though fucking had an EMS badge

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He had a bag of like random job garbage. Yeah, you know, he had a bag with drop epi in it and

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Maverick came over right and he goes you have drop epi

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He goes, what are you doing with that and call Matthews close his trunk? He's like, I gotta go upstairs

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All right, so I'll admit our previous

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Employer all four of us here our previous employer

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I got the rep for being a wacker because I had the wacker strap

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The reason I fucking did that though was because I wanted to take the radio for the agency that actually

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Listened to the fucking radio in with me because we constant I mean fucking Christ you and you and Saunders and the call you went on

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You know, I know medical. Yeah, you know exactly why you need that fucking radio. I had a radio exactly

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What am I supposed to do call up our fucking employers dispatch and be like, hey

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Can you give another call to the guys who can actually fucking do something?

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It was just like yeah, you're fine

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There yeah, we should be waiting for PD, but it should be alright your name dropping

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No, how's ours gonna house or wants to come on? Oh, okay. Oh, he would be a fucking legendary

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I ran into him at the Yankees game. Yeah, I saw you. Hey, he posted me

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Yeah, I back remember the time where you wanted to jump a call and now I'm involved in a murder trial

393
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We were gonna end up there anyways and if it wasn't I

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See, how did I knock it? They would have got their first? Yeah, you

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In a murder trial, but you can't

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I'm not that big of a wagger, but you got it. That call was pretty fucking wild though. Not a good one

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I mean, I thought it was pretty wild in the good was it was me you Saunders Casey and then he had Goodman and

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Goodman and

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Jake in the last ambulance. No, I thought it was pasta. No, he wasn't on that night

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He might have been medic truck, but no he wasn't he wasn't on that night

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I just remember all of us being there. We're just like whoa

402
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Well, I told Casey cuz they had a fucking trainee in dispatch

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I was like dude, this guy's a fucking Nimrod like he's not gonna dispatch us like we're gonna end up there

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We're already the closest unit and it's a fucking quintuple shooting like we're gonna go like there's

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We're not docking this call. So we might put it reverse until Tyler called on me

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Yeah, well I didn't do that because I wanted to fucking go there cuz I like fucking doing hood rat shit with my friends

407
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Okay, that was the most hood rat shit of all the shit. That was the biggest hood rat shit

408
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I've seen in my entire fucking life, bro. That was I'm not gonna go into BLS with me. We can't go

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No, we're fucking no, let's not do that. We're gonna be signing NDAs. No, we can't even talk about it

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I don't know. I don't think we've given enough details

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So I yeah, well can we talk about why the fucking trial got suspended or is that not allowed?

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No, no, we can't because that shows that we're involved in it. Oh my god

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00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:07,360
I don't know if I even told you about this that that's a story for the break. That's crazy though

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Yeah, I still can't believe the reason why that trials on hiatus

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Remember they had the fucking lady with the I had the lady with the high velocity nipple piercings. Yes, you did

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Yeah, she got both her nipples blown off with a single bullet

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That's a fucking sniper

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How do you think she's doing right now?

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Probably probably got like, you know nipple tattoos cuz I see like a lot of people who get like breast cancer

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They actually get like nipple tattoos on because they get like their whole like shit taken

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You think every guy who takes her to bed is just like oh, I can't wait to see what's underneath

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What the fuck is going on?

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We're so canceled. I also believe we also started a soundboard. Oh, yeah

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We got soundboard hid you'll want a fucking magic wand

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So I'm gonna place we're gonna be playing some sound from soundboard you'll hear

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I mean you could I'd say that at least 40 times an episode

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No, it's done one who's Dan? Oh, yeah, fuck the Freemason and finally

428
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I'm fucking shit. There's some sounds will be hearing. Oh my god

429
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So you see I changed it to Tesla up there. Did you see? Oh sweet

430
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We're gonna go down this road. Give me your goddamn vape you see what Elon's doing this week

431
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I thought I was gonna fucking stocked on he rolled up in a fucking cyber cyber cat

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I got you see the other shit the fucking robots. Yeah

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I

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In real life dude, like he's actually creating I wrote in five years

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Five to ten years. He will run the fucking world. This is what I've been saying

436
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There's gonna be a robot. Have you seen a video?

437
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I have of the guy going up and asking for cookies from the robot

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Yeah

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And then and then the guy the guys like handed the robot is handing the guy the bag like grab it Tyler, right?

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It goes like this and gets caught and the guy says oh and the robot goes oh like that

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Like just like oh my mistake. I was caught on it

442
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:26,380
Like it was fucking crazy dude, and then um the fucking robot taxis came out

443
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:31,540
They had 50 of them driving around and you've been saying that shit for a long time that they were gonna do that, too

444
00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:34,980
Like it's the new Tesla model. It's coming out like that. They did the taxis with

445
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Reboven did you guys see that I think I think they put the two on the back burner. Did you guys see?

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I thought that was

447
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Like the DeLorean fucking doors, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's gonna be crazy you got to think about this

448
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Do you fast forwarding us to like the fucking like actual cyberpunk fucking shit?

449
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:02,700
Yeah, dude, he this guy is thinking like 40 years into the future, right?

450
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:06,820
Yeah, gonna be robots and that's not even the biggest thing that he did this week. What do you do?

451
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,380
That's a good that's the least Wow. That was good

452
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:14,300
Did you guys see the SpaceX catch

453
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,820
The starship yeah, dude that

454
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,620
So they they caught for the first time in history

455
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:27,180
They recall a rocket booster and this is massive dude. This thing is is huge

456
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:31,380
They're gonna be doing four launches a day with the same rocket. They want to yeah

457
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,020
They want to do an hour turnaround time

458
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:38,420
So what they used to have to do with the boosters they'd have to drop it in the ocean and then fish it out and restore

459
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,820
It now it comes down and it lands right on the launch pad

460
00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:47,140
Not not like the old the other Rockets not the fault like the Falcon 9's where they land on the concrete

461
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:53,340
Yeah, this thing literally lands directly back in where it took off from right like five minutes later

462
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:55,380
So there's like they call them chopsticks

463
00:30:55,380 --> 00:31:01,300
they're two giant arms that go like this is the Rockets like coming in and they close on it and they squeeze it and they

464
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,860
catch it and

465
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,780
It's gonna make like travel to Mars like actually possible now

466
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:08,580
Like that's actually like feasible like in the next decade

467
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:13,060
I feel like we should we should focus on the moon probably five years actually. Where do you went to the moon?

468
00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:15,340
Yeah, I know they are like we should be focusing

469
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:18,940
We should be focusing more on the moon because if he's able to do that

470
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:23,620
Then we can actually start sending up supplies to the moon to actually start building shit

471
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,980
Yeah, but the thing is though is that there's nothing there's nothing there for a moon

472
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:32,660
you can't terraform the moon like his his big goal has always been Mars because

473
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:36,460
We we could terraform Mars, but we can't terraform the moon

474
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:42,900
Yes, why what's the gravity dude? It's just not big. It's not dense enough. You can make gravity generators

475
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,140
gravity

476
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:47,140
That shit isn't real

477
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:53,300
Dude you need to increase the mass of the moon to increase its gravitational pull

478
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,820
No, I played mass effect. They got grab generator. Yeah

479
00:31:56,820 --> 00:32:02,620
I mean that would be so badass if they could and don't get me wrong

480
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,980
Maybe in fucking a hundred years we could do that shit, but no that shit

481
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:12,500
He's like yeah, I made grab generators Brian. Give me a score check here on the Mets daughter's game

482
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,580
Yeah, I hate to say it buddy. I think

483
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:23,900
I think the Mets are digging their grave right now, so I got a

484
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:29,580
Topic I want I'm not done talking about Tesla. Oh you can do that dude

485
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,420
I'm just I just want I want the gravity of this situation. I want to hear it

486
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:39,460
This is where we kind of mix actually we get the space going we get the Elon Musk going

487
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,240
I want you to think about right now

488
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,900
It's crazy people aren't gonna need cars because there's gonna be robotaxes

489
00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:50,780
So all the automakers are shitting themselves right now because not that people aren't gonna buy cars

490
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:55,700
But 80% of people would rather pay $250 a month to just have a subscription

491
00:32:56,020 --> 00:33:00,460
To a cab that shows up when they have to go somewhere. I think I'd rather take my car well, dude

492
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:06,940
I thought what I you have so much more time because you can actually sit down and do stuff read a book finish homework

493
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:13,180
Whatever the fuck I can't like a car specifically you can't like not be in the driver's seat of a driverless car

494
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:17,660
Oh, dude, they're gonna have to change. Well. Yeah, it's gonna change soon. That's I would be real soon

495
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:21,240
They're like they have to be working on it like because I know in California

496
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,380
You can be in a driverless car like in the backseat

497
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:30,200
But in New York State like even with like the Tesla like self-driving you have to be in the driver's seat to do to do that

498
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,820
Well, that's that's different

499
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:36,700
That's there's different levels of like autonomous vehicles and the robotaxes are gonna be the highest level

500
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,620
So it's gonna be Delamain from fucking so

501
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:43,140
Tell me they all do can you need a cyberpunk Brian?

502
00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:49,260
So Tesla owns the insurance company, right? They are the insurance company for the cars

503
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:53,780
Oh, so so there's they're taking business from Geico from State Farm from Progressive and

504
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,740
Is that for all Tesla's to not just like the the self-driving ones for all of them?

505
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:03,100
Like if I had like a model three I could like get like Tesla insurance

506
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,700
Yeah, you can insure it with whoever you want, but Tesla offers their own insurance

507
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,900
What if I what if I don't have a test like if I want a Tesla insurer? No Subaru

508
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:16,380
I can't get it on now. No, but maybe maybe in the future who knows but um

509
00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:23,820
All right, so is it like insurance to I'm guessing I'm sure it's just like every other insurance company, but um

510
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:29,820
All right, so you got to charge that car somewhere. They they own the solar roof company

511
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,660
They own the company that makes the chargers for the house

512
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:37,660
It's just endless dude. They you're gonna be able to this is the biggest thing right with this

513
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:43,700
The Starship the reusable Starships that turn around in an hour. That's faster than any airline can turn around

514
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:47,820
There's no airliner on earth that turns around in an hour and takes off again, right?

515
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:53,340
It's got to be cleaned and everything so but they also I think they have like safety checks on like airplane stuff

516
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:57,220
That's like more in-depth than like a spaceship, right? But think about this, right?

517
00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:03,260
They're gonna be able to go anywhere on earth earth to earth travel with the Starship in 30 minutes

518
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:08,820
Okay, so I feel like that's got 30 minute travel from New York City to Australia

519
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,380
That's that's a 20-hour flight that nobody wants to fucking do nobody on earth

520
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:17,320
You know how many people would pay three grand to get out of that misery of sitting on a plane for 20 hours

521
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,180
You're gonna sit in the in the rocket ship to get there. Yeah

522
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:27,380
That goes like Mach 10. That's crazy. How do you not? How do you not throw up? Yeah?

523
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:31,420
This is probably what people said about airplanes back in the day. It's gonna be so

524
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:36,860
Why can't I go back to that I want to be able to smoke on a fucking airplane

525
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:41,460
I want to be able to smoke in a fucking restaurant isn't the g-force like a lot

526
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:45,660
Well, I mean, you're probably gonna need a certain certificate to get on and do that

527
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:49,520
But dude in the next 15 years this shit is gonna be so refined

528
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:54,240
I'd say it's probably gonna be 15 years until it's commercially available to the public

529
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,160
But they're going to be doing it doing earth to earth travel

530
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,920
Dude, you're gonna be able to go to London in fucking 15 minutes from New York

531
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,120
Like think about that. How long is it gonna be before?

532
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,240
Am I what do you mean? Am I sure am I sure about why?

533
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,120
We can do that

534
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:18,240
That sounds like a lot of cost we have done it actually I know how are you gonna make that affordable though, dude

535
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:23,320
It's are you gonna make that worth so they're communism they're talking they need to turn a profit on that

536
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:27,680
Alright, so they're talking about having four launches a day. Alright, this is soon

537
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,360
This is coming soon, right?

538
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,640
As soon as they get all the little kinks worked out be doing four launches a day coming soon to a theater near you

539
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:40,800
Now now think about is as you know, this is what people said about the airline industry people said that's not possible

540
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:47,660
Yeah, and once it's once it's commercialized dude, it's all over that's coming we will in our lifetimes

541
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:54,180
We're gonna be traveling to London in 15 minutes. Can you imagine just sitting just sitting on a ship, right?

542
00:36:54,180 --> 00:37:02,740
With what fucking money so we actually that's what people said about about airlines with what money it gets cheaper as things get as

543
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:05,060
You know as more people do it

544
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:11,740
So we could do a possible like I think we are talking about this. I still don't know how airlines like make a profit

545
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:17,100
Right, like it doesn't make sense to me that didn't Jeff break it down for us

546
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:21,580
I think he did yeah, and he's like actually he knew like he's actually

547
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:27,580
I don't know what he said, but he knew yeah, they made a profit. So now they can definitely make money

548
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:32,540
They're not doing it for free. How long is it gonna be damn before everybody has a robot their homes

549
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,540
That's the other fucking thing bro. The fucking robots

550
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:43,380
They're gonna be doing everything bro. Everything that people do they're gonna be doing they think there's gonna be a robot, right?

551
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,740
Oh, the taxi driver fucking hope jobs

552
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:51,340
Think about if you have a fucking swarm of a thousand of those and you're like, yeah

553
00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:57,980
We need a skyscraper right over there and these motherfuckers just start going and building the fucking skyscraper and they don't have to take a break

554
00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:03,740
They don't have to do shit. They just are you gonna make money. All right, so I know I know I don't know did

555
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:08,100
I know I'm quoted in the intro of this is saying how do we know robots don't have souls?

556
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:14,060
But at the same time man, you get you start getting robot rights that that active is a will exit

557
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:18,820
Oh right groups. It's gonna be like they're gonna be like the ASAP fucking like things but like

558
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:24,540
Their sensors to say that they have more like dopamine

559
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,420
Like dude like slave labor's

560
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:36,100
Then I just want you to know you're watching the fucking NLCS here on the front screen of my phone that's fucking crazy

561
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:42,260
Yeah, that's an Android right there. That's awesome. Um, so the other thing is okay, so say you come home though

562
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,700
Right and the robots fucking your wife. Yes

563
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,700
Taking your fucking wife to pound

564
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,020
Fucking robots gonna get fucking clock

565
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:55,820
I can fuck the robot like what if there's a right?

566
00:38:56,980 --> 00:39:00,220
That's what I'm saying. So it goes both ways but like

567
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,900
authorization

568
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:04,900
Fucking 69

569
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,700
Delta synthwave shut down code immediate

570
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:17,220
You hear like a few rooms away you don't make or make those fucking servos

571
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:26,900
It's like fuck I guess they're gonna take her jobs and you're gonna take her wives

572
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:35,060
He's just clapping taking everything there what do we order humans? You're like a robot they already have robot dicks

573
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:38,060
Do you have a fuck we're gonna be around for positions of power?

574
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:41,380
That's a great thing giving you like no, they actually do have fuck machine

575
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:45,220
You haven't seen the porn of those. No, like it's a fucking like dick on a piston that's

576
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:54,940
Don't you see now dirty day and there's no way he is that before you fucking

577
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,580
It's just a fuck machine yeah, that's a fucking motor

578
00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:05,460
He's got something to say about robotic decks and we're all

579
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:11,820
Cut them off a lot say about robotic. All right. No, but like what if like they give you the option to

580
00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,860
Like put a pussy in it upgrade. No

581
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:21,540
You're talking bionic yeah, are you I on dick

582
00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:28,480
Yeah, there's gonna be no strippers they're all gonna be robot strippers

583
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:34,860
No, I still think there's gonna be the need of like the human. Let me tell you at night moves is gonna be fucking fire

584
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:40,460
There's gonna be robot they have come receptacles in fucking Japan

585
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:44,740
Yeah, we've we have spoke about this before I got a real thing

586
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:51,460
Yeah, they have like like at like the at like like sperm clinics like so we have spoke about this at length

587
00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:56,200
But like they do have like like cum receptacles that like they have a thing

588
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,420
That's like a fucking like flesh light in a wall

589
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:03,580
Like fucking I talking to a wall and like it's fucking nuts, dude

590
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:07,360
It like sucks to come at you and then it just puts it in a little thing. It's like thank you for coming

591
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,200
I tried this I tried it. Yeah

592
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,800
Bitch

593
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,460
So one person finishes and then the next person goes in no no no, it's kind of like sloppy second

594
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,720
No, and it's the robots swaps it

595
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,720
You get cucked by everybody in front of you. They're just gonna be like

596
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,500
They're just gonna be cloning you at that point

597
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,920
Dude, would you just like would you do like a fucking run into your kid?

598
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,180
Would you fucking optimist if it had a flesh light in it?

599
00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:40,900
That was like a fucking super flesh light that like could like a what an optimist. That's what they're called super flesh light

600
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:46,920
Yeah, like he would like have like fucking like like it would make itself moist and like warm and it like be like, you know

601
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,800
Actually, I wouldn't fucking optimist, but I'd fuck a pessimist, baby

602
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:55,040
Well, that was a bad joke, you know, everybody on earth would

603
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:07,560
I wouldn't fuck a robot man. Oh stop cheating if you're fucking a robot. Yeah, okay. Oh, holy even now, Ali Mack. For a time, Ali Mack.

604
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,660
Hold your breath in the air. No, bro. I'm fucking saying

605
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:13,660
I'm so self-righteous, Ali Mack. I would never fuck a robot.

606
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,660
You haven't seen what's coming down the line.

607
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:23,660
Do you have no fucking shame, bro? You're gonna fuck a robot. You're gonna dump your fucking seed into a robot that's gonna use you maliciously.

608
00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:28,660
No, I kinda agree with Alex. I gotta fucking- What? What? No, I gotta fucking-

609
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:34,660
I gotta fucking- Hey, don't you want a human connection? What the fuck are we talking about right now?

610
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,660
Is this a fucking robot, Casey? Get a little closer to that mic. Fuck yeah, dude.

611
00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:42,660
He's making some good points right now. How is he making a good point? You're gonna dump your seed into a robot?

612
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:46,660
I have a better question. I'm self-righteousness in this fucking room right now.

613
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,660
I'm gonna hear who they're playing upon, Dan!

614
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:50,660
How do you know what that robot's gonna do with your seed later?

615
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:57,660
It's gonna incinerate it. Damn right. Oh, you're gonna read through all the terms of service? Fuck off. No.

616
00:42:57,660 --> 00:43:01,660
But it's going to China, bro. Is it morally cheating if you're fucking a robot?

617
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:09,660
No. Yes. No. 100%. Oh, hey, honey, sorry. I just got fucking- I know I'm homely. I just fucked six robots.

618
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:16,660
Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking lowlife scumbag, bro? I got this right here, dude.

619
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:21,660
How much better do you think you are than everybody? I don't think I'm better than anybody.

620
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:24,660
What the fuck, bro? I don't think I'm better than anyone, bro.

621
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:31,660
You wait until they come out with some fucking robots. When they come out with the Goth edition of the fucking robot?

622
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:37,660
I fucking look at a girl down the street and think, man, dude, she's pretty hot, but hey, I'm a taken man.

623
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:41,660
It doesn't have a soul. It's not cheating. It's a fucking machine, dude.

624
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:45,660
How would she feel? How am I supposed to go home and tell that to my girlfriend?

625
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,660
I don't think about that. Your girls are the period.

626
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:52,660
And that is the division right there. That's the division. That's where it is, bro.

627
00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:56,660
You just think you're better than every- I don't fucking think I'm better than anyone, no.

628
00:43:56,660 --> 00:44:01,660
I guarantee you, a couple beers deep, you're sitting at home alone, your girlfriend's out on a girls night,

629
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:04,660
and you're like, fuck, man, everybody's busy, I got nothing going on.

630
00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:08,660
Nah, man. And you see that fucking robot just making you dinner?

631
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:12,660
I couldn't even get my fucking cock hard. Could you make it like a Shapely robot, at least?

632
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:16,660
Like kind of like make it like, you know, have like- They're going to be so hot, you don't even understand.

633
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:19,660
I couldn't even get my cock hard. What the fuck am I doing there?

634
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:22,660
Oh, I can't wait to fucking dump my seat into some circuits, bro.

635
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:28,660
I got a fucking girlfriend now. Bro, you're shaping. It's just, it's two seconds away from being a robot dick.

636
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:36,660
Let's see here, 2024. 2024, Ali Mac fucks a robot. I call it right now, a robot.

637
00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:43,660
I think I actually have that. Someone's getting fucked by a strap on, this dumb, I'm fucking a robot. No, no, neither of them are happening.

638
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:47,660
Neither of them are happening. Is it gay if you get pegged by a robot?

639
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:51,660
Yes, no, I don't know. Does it identify as a man?

640
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:53,660
That's a good question, actually. That's a good question.

641
00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:56,660
I feel like robots be not binary. That's a good point, actually.

642
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:59,660
Because like you could interchange the parts of pussy and vagina.

643
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:02,660
It's not gay, it's cybersexual, bro.

644
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:08,660
You remember that part of Detroit Become Human where they actually had the sex robots and they went into the club?

645
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:15,660
And one of the robots, the dude started choking her and she actually started fighting back and killed him.

646
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:19,660
Yeah, well, robots shouldn't have that. Robots should be fucking slaves forever.

647
00:45:19,660 --> 00:45:23,660
Yeah, you should just be able to fucking rape a lifelike robot.

648
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:25,660
It's not a rape, it's something to have a soul.

649
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:27,660
I agree, Tyler. That's a great idea.

650
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,660
Robots don't have souls, they don't count.

651
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:33,660
Yeah, bro, but what type of fucking behavior? Oh man, I can't distinguish you from a human.

652
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:37,660
I feel like race would go down 90% if you could rape a robot.

653
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:41,660
I don't think so because I think that those motherfuckers...

654
00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,660
It's an ethical thing.

655
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,660
Hold up, hold up, I got something to say here.

656
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:51,660
I think that those motherfuckers that want to go out there and fucking rape a chick aren't fucking doing it because it's like, oh, I want to rape something.

657
00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:53,660
No, they're going to be like...

658
00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:55,660
That's a sound cliff. That's a sound cliff.

659
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:59,660
No, it's fucking not. Don't you fucking sound with me on that.

660
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:03,660
You motherfuckers. But no, they're not doing it because they want to fucking...

661
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:07,660
I'm going to fucking walk myself into another sound bite here.

662
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:15,660
No, what I'm saying though is that those motherfuckers, they want a human. That's the whole thing. It's a human interaction.

663
00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:19,660
They don't get off on the act of fucking defiling a human being.

664
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:20,660
All right, so...

665
00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:24,660
No, that is actually... They want that human being. They don't want a fucking robot.

666
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:28,660
They can fucking pay 10 bucks. Oh, you love me. Suck my cock. Oh, I'm happy now.

667
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,660
This could be a potential harm reduction.

668
00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:32,660
That's what I'm saying.

669
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:38,660
Because, dude, the in-cell shooters and shit, if they had a fucking robot fucking fuck toy...

670
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:39,660
To clap its cheeks.

671
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:42,660
They'd be like, all right, I got me off, dude.

672
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:46,660
All right, so hold up. Fucking another point I want to introduce here.

673
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:50,660
If they can't fucking find a human mate there, do you want the robot?

674
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:52,660
Yeah, but do you want them reproducing there?

675
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:54,660
They're not going to reproduce. They're going to fuck a robot.

676
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:57,660
That takes them out of the gene pool. It's a win-win.

677
00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:03,660
Yeah, but you're telling me we got fucking cum receptacles for all the fucking in-cells in Japan.

678
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:04,660
Are we okay with that?

679
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:05,660
Yes.

680
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:08,660
We're belittling the gene pool there, don't you think? Just a little bit?

681
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,660
No, they fucking use that sphere.

682
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:12,660
They don't use the cum.

683
00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:13,660
They do use the cum.

684
00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:14,660
Oh, for what?

685
00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:15,660
For fucking...

686
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:18,660
They're cum receptacle. If they're receiving it, I would hope it's for...

687
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,660
I wouldn't hope it's for...

688
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:20,660
But we're not getting robots.

689
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:22,660
You're saying we're just going to get robots pregnant?

690
00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,660
This is unbelievable.

691
00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:25,660
So what do they use the cum for?

692
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:26,660
This is unbelievable.

693
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:28,660
They use it for lesbians and shit.

694
00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:30,660
They use it for lesbians.

695
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:33,660
We're in the end times. It's all fucking over. I just need sleepy time.

696
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:39,660
I think this desire to have sex with a robot is a lot more commonplace than you guys think.

697
00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:40,660
Robo-sexuals.

698
00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:49,660
It seems unnatural, but a lot of things that we deem unnatural actually progress the human race forward more than anything.

699
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,660
Like video games. People are like, oh, you're just sitting around playing fucking video games.

700
00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:53,660
What are you contributing?

701
00:47:53,660 --> 00:48:00,660
But actually, people playing video games is what developed graphics cards, which is what got us artificial intelligence.

702
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,660
Nvidia.

703
00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:02,660
Yeah.

704
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:03,660
Nvidia.

705
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:07,660
And then pornography is what got us the internet.

706
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:14,660
So the desire to have sex with robots is what's going to make life-like robots.

707
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:17,660
I mean, they already have the life-like sex dolls.

708
00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:19,660
They just got to kind of like layer that over the robot, I feel like.

709
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:22,660
Right. We're closer than you guys fucking think.

710
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:25,660
I say 2034 Ali Max fucking robot.

711
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:26,660
Absolutely fucking not.

712
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:28,660
Check back in with me then, buddy.

713
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:29,660
I'm not going to do that.

714
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:33,660
I'm going to be happily married with a family of two, and I'm not going to be fucking robots.

715
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,660
Family of three, potentially four.

716
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,660
You're fucking lost, bro.

717
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,660
I'm lost?

718
00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:40,660
I'm fucking lost?

719
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:41,660
You're lost.

720
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,660
You're lost.

721
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:44,660
Oh, my loss.

722
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660
You're lost.

723
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:47,660
We're all going to go to Vegas and fuck robots.

724
00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:49,660
Fuck robot hookers.

725
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:52,660
You don't think Elon already has a sex robot?

726
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:54,660
Elon has like six sex robots.

727
00:48:54,660 --> 00:49:02,660
Yeah, and I'll be fucking downstairs, drunk as a skunk, winning at slots, and fucking hopefully winning big on some sports bets.

728
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:04,660
Whatever, dude.

729
00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:06,660
Whatever, man.

730
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:09,660
Fucking self-righteous, bro.

731
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,660
I don't see how it's self-righteous, man.

732
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:12,660
I really don't.

733
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:13,660
I don't see how my...

734
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,660
I mean, he learned to be able to take his...

735
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,660
He did fuck Grimes for a while, Danny.

736
00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:19,660
Him and Grimes were a thing, right?

737
00:49:19,660 --> 00:49:20,660
I thought it was his wife.

738
00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:21,660
Was it his wife?

739
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:22,660
I thought so.

740
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:23,660
Was that a robot?

741
00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:24,660
No, Grimes was like a fucking...

742
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,660
EDM artist.

743
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:26,660
EDM artist, yeah.

744
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:28,660
I think he has kids with her.

745
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:29,660
Does he?

746
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:34,660
Dan, I just want you to explain to me how me deciding not to fuck a robot...

747
00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,660
Stop acting like you're not fucking human.

748
00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:39,660
Stop acting like holier than thou.

749
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:42,660
How is that holier than thou?

750
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:46,660
I want to get to the bottom of this because I fucking love a woman.

751
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:48,660
The only one that I want to fuck is her.

752
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:51,660
So how does that make me self-righteous?

753
00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:53,660
Because you're not fucking a robot.

754
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,660
Maybe you're not self-righteous.

755
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:57,660
No, you are.

756
00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,660
You are.

757
00:49:58,660 --> 00:49:59,660
Fuck that.

758
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,660
Explain it to me, bro.

759
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:05,660
I see that as disingenuous if I were to fuck a robot.

760
00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:06,660
How...

761
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:07,660
I mean, that's my belief.

762
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,660
Brian's over here being like, what did I get myself into?

763
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,660
The ethics and the morals.

764
00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:15,660
I was looking up Elon's children's names because I remember more of them.

765
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:16,660
Aren't they insane?

766
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:18,660
Like fucking like Eelorb and shit.

767
00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:20,660
One of them is like T-A-U.

768
00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:22,660
I don't even know how to say that.

769
00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:23,660
Tua.

770
00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:24,660
Tua.

771
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,660
Tua.

772
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,660
Tua techno mechanicus.

773
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,660
Little X.

774
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,660
Little X.

775
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,660
Yeah, wait, hold on.

776
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,660
X, X, X, and Tavsia.

777
00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:33,660
Aren't the Tesla models, too?

778
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,660
I'm sorry for saying that.

779
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:35,660
Tua techno mechanicus.

780
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:38,660
I mean, I don't see it as an insult.

781
00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,660
I just want to dig deeper to find out the issues.

782
00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:42,660
You want to know what's really going on?

783
00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:43,660
You want to get to the bottom of this?

784
00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,660
I do want to get to the bottom of this.

785
00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:45,660
Okay.

786
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:52,660
Maybe your morally superior position is kind of making me feel inferior over here because...

787
00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,660
You see, you make me feel safe.

788
00:50:54,660 --> 00:51:00,660
...to come to the seduction of a fucking robot, a sex robot, and you say that you wouldn't,

789
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,660
and it kind of makes me feel...

790
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:02,660
I think it just comes down...

791
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,660
...like a piece of shit because I'm over here.

792
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:07,660
I bust to some circuitry, and you wouldn't.

793
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:08,660
You know?

794
00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:11,660
Listen, Dan's watched clown porn before.

795
00:51:11,660 --> 00:51:13,660
Yeah, because you sent it to me.

796
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:14,660
Yeah.

797
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:15,660
Jesus fuck.

798
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:16,660
You sent it to Dan.

799
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:17,660
Some kind of dragged me down with my gutter.

800
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:18,660
You're showing off your cock.

801
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:19,660
I did not.

802
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:20,660
You showed me your penis, Dan.

803
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:21,660
You showed me your penis.

804
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:22,660
Dude, he made that up.

805
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:23,660
Brian looks so overwhelmed right now.

806
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:24,660
I remember when you showed him a picture, and he was like, oh, my dick is out.

807
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:25,660
Yeah, you showed me that picture.

808
00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:26,660
I don't remember that.

809
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:27,660
Do you want me to pull the picture up?

810
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:28,660
Sure.

811
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:29,660
Fucking do it.

812
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,660
It's not.

813
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,660
My dick is not out.

814
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,660
My dick is out.

815
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:33,660
I'm not.

816
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:34,660
I'm not.

817
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:35,660
I'm not.

818
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,100
It's not.

819
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:39,800
My dick is not out.

820
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Your dick is out.

821
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,800
All right, Brian.

822
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,800
I know you just met Dan.

823
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,800
You're about to see his cock, bro.

824
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,720
Oh, no, that's at the end.

825
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,000
All right.

826
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,020
Because we have to determine if I'm circumcised or not.

827
00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:51,660
Pete Alonso better hit this home run.

828
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:55,240
There's only one way to prove it.

829
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,240
I'm sorry.

830
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,660
I might be a couple of seconds ahead of you.

831
00:51:57,660 --> 00:52:02,260
I think it just comes down to whether your wife or girlfriend is OK with you fucking

832
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,260
a robot.

833
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,260
Who the fuck cares?

834
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:05,260
Just fuck the robot.

835
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:09,580
Dude, if he gave the robot big enough tits, I'd be like, alright, fuck it.

836
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:14,020
What if after you came in the robot, it had something inside it to keep your cum warm,

837
00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:18,620
and then it went back to its factory and then cloned you and got rid of you?

838
00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:19,620
Isn't that...

839
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:20,620
Okay, that's wild.

840
00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:23,740
You had me in the first half there.

841
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:27,300
But the cum receptacle does keep the sperm alive though, right?

842
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,300
Yeah, it freezes it.

843
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:29,300
Okay.

844
00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:30,300
Yeah, they could just clone you.

845
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:31,300
It's not happening.

846
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,300
I don't want that.

847
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,300
I don't want that.

848
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,460
I don't think that's self-righteous either.

849
00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:40,580
I don't want to be like, oh, meet my fucking son down the road in a couple years because

850
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:42,780
I wanted to fucking get off one night.

851
00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:44,580
This is my son who's a genetic clone of me.

852
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:46,820
I went to Night Moves and paid for a lap dance.

853
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:49,380
Did you see a cock in that picture?

854
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,380
I mean, it's close.

855
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:51,380
Okay.

856
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,380
Don't get me wrong.

857
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,220
You look fantastic in it.

858
00:52:54,220 --> 00:53:00,460
I feel like I shouldn't have seen that picture though.

859
00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:03,700
I'm being completely honest.

860
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:11,660
You're an Adonis, but put some fucking boxers on my guy.

861
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:17,660
I will confirm you cannot tell of the circumstances.

862
00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:20,660
That's Dan's Grindr profile.

863
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:26,220
He's about to fucking get some fat ass robots on his cock with that picture.

864
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:29,220
There's going to be a Tinder for fucking robots.

865
00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:30,820
Dude, you know that.

866
00:53:30,820 --> 00:53:32,300
From robot to robot romance.

867
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:34,340
You can just blow out the app in order.

868
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,340
Do you think the robots are going to fuck one another?

869
00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:38,660
If they made a fucking robot that looked like video game characters, oh my fucking God,

870
00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:39,940
that would be a problem.

871
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,780
Do you think robots are going to fuck one another?

872
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:42,780
Oh, I'm sure.

873
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:47,220
Oh yeah, it'd be like at the strip club that there's robots fucking each other on stage

874
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:51,660
because it's technically not a person, so they can fuck on stage.

875
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:52,660
Yeah.

876
00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:53,660
Oh, fuck robots.

877
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:57,140
Elon is on Mars and people here are fucking robots.

878
00:53:57,140 --> 00:54:03,340
Yeah, but we'll be up on Mars fucking human to human, except for nevermind.

879
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:07,020
There are going to be robot strippers on Mars.

880
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:09,140
That's Elon's wish is robot strippers on Mars.

881
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:11,220
We're literally just approaching Futurama.

882
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:14,260
We're going to see fucking 25 cent suicide booths.

883
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,860
It's going to be the most dystopian.

884
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:18,900
We're being new New York City.

885
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:21,900
What are you looking forward to the most about the future?

886
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:25,340
I mean, I don't think there's much to it.

887
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:27,100
Saturday's literally my dream.

888
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,260
I didn't change my mind.

889
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:30,580
I'm still with Alex.

890
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:34,580
I think we're gone in like six months.

891
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:38,060
I'm looking forward to really immersive VR gaming.

892
00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:41,180
I don't know if that was a pissed off look or a disappointed look for me.

893
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,180
For me?

894
00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:43,180
Yeah.

895
00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:44,180
Oh no, no.

896
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:47,940
I was just, dude, my brain switches subjects so fast.

897
00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:48,940
I think I'm with Casey.

898
00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:50,660
That was neither.

899
00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:54,820
Maybe there was a little bit of disappointment that I don't have the same moral values as

900
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:55,820
you two.

901
00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:56,820
So I just gave up.

902
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:57,820
So I'll be honest.

903
00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:58,820
That was me giving up.

904
00:54:58,820 --> 00:54:59,820
No, just run here.

905
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:00,820
Like you're curious.

906
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:01,820
I don't care.

907
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:02,820
The shit that came through.

908
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:06,180
Thank you for being inclusive of my sexual identity.

909
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:08,180
I'm not trying to be not inclusive here.

910
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,180
I think I just take it.

911
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:10,180
You're canceled.

912
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:12,180
You are canceled, dude.

913
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,180
All right.

914
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,180
Hold up.

915
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:17,180
I mean, you two are super excited for like super immersive VR gaming.

916
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:18,380
Oh yeah, that'd be fucking sick.

917
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:20,100
You don't see that as a little bit scary?

918
00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:21,100
No.

919
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,380
You don't see that as a slippery slope?

920
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:24,980
If I could slip into fucking, you know.

921
00:55:24,980 --> 00:55:25,980
Oh yeah, definitely.

922
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:29,980
But if I could slip into being like fucking cloud in Final Fantasy, I'd do that in a

923
00:55:29,980 --> 00:55:30,980
second.

924
00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:31,980
So I'm going to be honest here.

925
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,420
I want to speak for a second.

926
00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:37,940
Casey, the most dystopian thing I've experienced in my entire life was when you went on that

927
00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:40,060
run in PokerStars VR.

928
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:47,060
And I think for a while, I truly do, I think for a while that line between fake money and

929
00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:49,340
real money got blurred.

930
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,340
It was.

931
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:52,260
And that shit was insane to me.

932
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,460
And if you make that shit much more immersive, it's going to be like, I go to my nine to

933
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:59,620
five and I come home and Casey goes, Oh my God, I just paid like 60 bucks.

934
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:00,620
Start.

935
00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:02,780
And I fucking made it like a hundred times bigger.

936
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,220
I'm in the top 10 worldwide.

937
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:07,340
And it's like, yeah, bro, can you cash out though?

938
00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:08,340
Yeah.

939
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,340
And at that point, exactly.

940
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:12,940
But at that point it's not going to be like, Oh, you can catch this.

941
00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:16,700
Be like, nah, but I can get some like sick clothes and I can move into a mansion or some

942
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,700
shit.

943
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:18,700
And that's going to be like, Holy fuck.

944
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:19,700
What the fuck?

945
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,700
And went wrong somewhere.

946
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:27,820
Do you think it was morally wrong when we had bullied children on VR chat?

947
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:28,820
At times.

948
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:31,700
Do you think at times we went too far with bullying them?

949
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:32,700
Oh, one.

950
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,420
I mean, I don't think we bullied them.

951
00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:37,140
I think this is for off the air.

952
00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:38,140
Yeah.

953
00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:41,140
I don't even want to go into what we, what we did there.

954
00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:45,700
But don't you think there's going to be kids that are like, Casey violated me on VR chat

955
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:49,820
every time we talked about, but do you think, don't you think?

956
00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:51,300
What the fuck did you guys do?

957
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:52,300
He fucking had it.

958
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:53,300
Yeah.

959
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:54,300
Let's talk about this again.

960
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:59,300
He had a fucking little, he had like a fucking little anime chick at this point and he could

961
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,900
change his outfit a little bit.

962
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,500
And the outfit popped a dildo in his hand and be like, come over here.

963
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,780
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

964
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:10,780
And I was like, what the fuck is happening right now?

965
00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:15,100
And I thought it was funny at the time, but then you realize you're running around a lobby

966
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:18,660
with God knows how old people and sure they should be above 18.

967
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:19,660
They signed the disclaimer.

968
00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:24,540
I know it's not on us at that point, but it's like, if you're in there and like, so, I mean,

969
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:28,260
I know me and Tyler would blow up people's dates and shit on VR, which was funny, but

970
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:34,380
probably intensely immoral, but those people probably weren't in the best space.

971
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:37,500
In fucking virtual reality, you deserve to have your day.

972
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,500
Yeah, bro.

973
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:41,860
But those are also probably the people who are on like their last straw.

974
00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:47,060
I feel like I've made somebody pass that last straw because I've ruined their VR date.

975
00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:48,060
Maybe the gene pool.

976
00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:51,060
I know, and I know Dan's probably going to think I'm being self righteous here, but I

977
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:55,020
go back and I actually feel bad about that because if you're going in there and all you

978
00:57:55,020 --> 00:58:00,380
have is a fucking VR chat date with someone, you're probably not in the best place.

979
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:05,140
And we go in there and blow that up and say, Hey, just a reminder, none of this shit is

980
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:06,140
real.

981
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:07,140
And also fuck you bitch.

982
00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:08,740
Hey, did you see my skin?

983
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:13,180
I'm a fucking cow with massive unclothed tits.

984
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,180
Like I don't know.

985
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:17,180
I feel, I feel pretty bad about that.

986
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:21,140
I remember walking into rooms and VR chat and like the hotel one because they forgot

987
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:24,300
to lock the door and I'd walk in and they're just, yeah, baby, come on.

988
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,700
And it's just fucking naked fucking VR avatars.

989
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,460
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

990
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:31,460
And they're like, Oh, close the door.

991
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:32,460
What the fuck?

992
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:33,460
Like you should have locked it, bro.

993
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:36,900
I'm like, this is fucking weird, dude.

994
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:40,260
I told you how I got locked out of my Oculus for three days, right?

995
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:43,180
No, I'm sure you have.

996
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:44,980
I just can't remember.

997
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:48,780
I'm sure you probably four times we pulled all the same shit.

998
00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:54,780
So I think what, what was the name of the, the meta, the, the meta like VR chat?

999
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:55,780
It was this world.

1000
00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:56,780
Meta world world.

1001
00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:57,780
Yeah.

1002
00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:58,780
Yeah.

1003
00:58:58,780 --> 00:58:59,780
So you make an avatar for that.

1004
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:03,100
So I'm like, Oh, I'm going to make my avatar like, like this fucking fat pervert.

1005
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,100
Right?

1006
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:09,580
So I don't know if you've ever seen the, um, the comedian Stavros.

1007
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:10,980
He's this great comedian.

1008
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:11,980
I have.

1009
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:12,980
Oh, let me see.

1010
00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:15,300
Stavros, I'll show you a picture of him.

1011
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,300
See this shit.

1012
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:17,300
Okay.

1013
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,300
Yeah.

1014
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,180
This is, this is what my fucking NLC has on the cover screen right there.

1015
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:21,180
This is what my avatar.

1016
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,180
Yeah.

1017
00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,180
That's pretty cool.

1018
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:24,180
That's cool.

1019
00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:25,180
It looked like this guy right here.

1020
00:59:25,180 --> 00:59:26,180
That's fucking funny.

1021
00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:27,180
Right?

1022
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,180
Yeah.

1023
00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:29,180
I have seen.

1024
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:31,060
And that's who I pictured when you said you were going to make it a fat pervert.

1025
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:33,060
So that's what I made my avatar like that.

1026
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:34,060
Okay.

1027
00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:41,940
So I go into the, um, to metal worlds and there's some like fucking hot, like some chick

1028
00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:43,300
with a hot avatar, right?

1029
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,820
And I go, Oh baby, come over here.

1030
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:47,820
Oh yeah.

1031
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,340
That's what I'm talking about.

1032
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:50,340
Right?

1033
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:54,460
And there's like moderators in there, like policing the rooms and shit.

1034
00:59:54,460 --> 01:00:00,820
And one of them was like, some person's like, Hey bro, she, she's only 14.

1035
01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:01,860
She's only 14.

1036
01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:06,860
And then he ran over to a moderator and he's like, he was saying, Hey baby, Hey baby to

1037
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:07,860
that 14 year old.

1038
01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:08,860
I'm like, Oh no, Oh no.

1039
01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:09,860
They're coming after me.

1040
01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:10,860
Oh yeah.

1041
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:11,860
They're coming after me.

1042
01:00:11,860 --> 01:00:12,860
Oh shit.

1043
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:17,100
And, um, Carducci could confirm this.

1044
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:18,100
Cause this was that Altamont.

1045
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,100
Yeah.

1046
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,100
It gets fucking swatted at Altamont.

1047
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:23,100
So dude, I signed up.

1048
01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:25,460
Fucking two way swings into the parking lot.

1049
01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:28,620
So I, I left the room so they couldn't get me.

1050
01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:32,820
Cause the everybody was like, get him, get him.

1051
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:33,820
Like a fucking witch hunt.

1052
01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:34,820
Right?

1053
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:35,820
They're trying to arrest you.

1054
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,820
Like in VR.

1055
01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:40,700
They're like, fucking, I'm going to run into the fool fighters concert.

1056
01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:43,860
So I'm like, I know she was like, God.

1057
01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:51,180
So the moderators told Meta and Meta locked me out of my fucking Oculus entirely.

1058
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,180
You couldn't do anything.

1059
01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,180
Dude could not get in.

1060
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,180
You're like, sorry guys.

1061
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:57,140
Don Juan's on hold for a couple of days.

1062
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:59,740
Dude, one, what the fuck is she doing in there?

1063
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,740
It's like 18 and over or whatever.

1064
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:04,620
I heard 60, whatever the fuck it is 18 and over.

1065
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:05,620
Right?

1066
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,180
I think I don't think metal worlds is that.

1067
01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:12,780
And then her fucking avatar is like a super seductive fucking high.

1068
01:01:12,780 --> 01:01:13,820
It was like an ego.

1069
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:16,620
So it was her fault for how she dressed in VR chat.

1070
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:18,900
Yeah, dude, I'm just playing.

1071
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,400
He was asking for it.

1072
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,400
So I'm just joking.

1073
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,900
And I said, all I said was, Oh baby.

1074
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:24,900
Right?

1075
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,900
That's literally all I said.

1076
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:29,940
And they've actually locked me out of my fucking Oculus for that.

1077
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:30,940
That's wild.

1078
01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:31,940
Yeah, dude.

1079
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,940
Fucking bullshit.

1080
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:33,940
I was so pissed.

1081
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,520
I'm like, guys, I'm the one you got fucking zucked on an Oculus.

1082
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,520
That's wild.

1083
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,700
I'm like, I paid $500 for this or whatever they were.

1084
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:41,700
Right?

1085
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,700
What were they when they were new?

1086
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:43,700
$300.

1087
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,700
Yeah.

1088
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,500
I paid $300 for it and I get fucking booed.

1089
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:47,500
Back before Bidenomics.

1090
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,500
You were fucking fed.

1091
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:49,500
Fucking horseshit.

1092
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,500
I thought that was actually you for a minute.

1093
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,780
I thought I triggered you with the Bidenomics.

1094
01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:59,140
So I got the thing that I want to talk about.

1095
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:03,380
Have any of you guys ever seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise?

1096
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:04,380
I have not.

1097
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:05,380
Nope.

1098
01:02:05,380 --> 01:02:06,380
So I'm going to be honest.

1099
01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:07,820
I'm going to be trying to go over your piss.

1100
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:08,820
All right.

1101
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:10,220
I can't talk about it.

1102
01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:12,100
You'll get it when you get back down.

1103
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:13,100
Okay.

1104
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:20,080
But it's basically a movie that was made by Stanley Kubrick back in 1999.

1105
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:28,020
And it's about Tom Cruise discovering basically like a Hollywood, like an elite cult, like

1106
01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:29,600
in the movie.

1107
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:38,580
And it's like an elite sex cult that has like, he walks in, the whole first half of the movie

1108
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:43,260
is him just being upset at his wife for not sleeping with him or some shit.

1109
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:48,900
And then he's going out, he went to a bar and then there's a prostitute on a street

1110
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:50,620
that tried to pick him up.

1111
01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:54,140
And his wife called him when he was about to start doing it with the prostitute.

1112
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:55,980
He's like, I should go.

1113
01:02:55,980 --> 01:03:01,060
But then he goes to a bar where his friend is playing the piano.

1114
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:04,700
And afterwards, his friend was playing the piano at the bar.

1115
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:09,980
And after he's done with his set, he walked in, they're in the last song of their set

1116
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:10,980
or whatever.

1117
01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:14,780
And he just goes, oh, I haven't talked to you in fucking 10 years or something, blah,

1118
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:15,780
blah, blah.

1119
01:03:15,780 --> 01:03:18,620
And then the guy's like, yeah, I actually got another gig after this.

1120
01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,740
And it's like midnight at this point.

1121
01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:22,300
He goes, you have another gig after this?

1122
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,140
He goes, yeah, it starts really late.

1123
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:25,540
It's like two o'clock in the morning.

1124
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:29,380
And he just goes, and the weird part is I play blindfolded.

1125
01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:33,820
And then fucking Tom Cruise is like, the fuck do you mean you play blindfolded?

1126
01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:37,620
He just goes, but sometimes they don't tie my blindfold tight enough.

1127
01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:43,660
And he just goes, and the women there, Jesus Christ, you have never seen women like this.

1128
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:48,180
And Tom Cruise is like, you got to tell me where this is, man, type thing.

1129
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:53,620
So the guy writes down Fidelio on a napkin.

1130
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:57,500
The guy gets a phone call during when they're talking to each other.

1131
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,900
He's just like, oh, yes, sir.

1132
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,740
OK, yeah, I'll be there, like thing.

1133
01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:01,980
He just goes, I got to go.

1134
01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:03,700
And he writes down Fidelio on a napkin.

1135
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:05,220
And then Tom Cruise goes, what's this?

1136
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,980
He's like, it's the password.

1137
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:10,780
And he just goes, but you'll need a mask and a tuxedo.

1138
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:11,940
Dude, that shit's real.

1139
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,340
Yeah.

1140
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:13,100
That shit happens.

1141
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:13,460
Yeah.

1142
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:15,300
But it's fucking nuts.

1143
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,260
But he just goes, you need a mask and a tuxedo.

1144
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,540
And he's just like, all right.

1145
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,300
So he goes to a costume store.

1146
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:23,820
That's a really weird scene in itself.

1147
01:04:23,820 --> 01:04:26,620
But then after he gets out, he gets in a taxi.

1148
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:30,420
And he goes to the movies in New York, like New York City.

1149
01:04:30,420 --> 01:04:32,620
He gets a taxi to go to upstate New York.

1150
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:33,940
They don't say where in upstate New York.

1151
01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:36,500
But they say he gets in a taxi and he goes to upstate New York.

1152
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,580
And the meter was like $200 or something.

1153
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:41,660
So he went pretty fucking far in upstate.

1154
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:46,500
And then the guy at the front is wearing a fucking tailcoat tuxedo type shit.

1155
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:49,260
And he just goes, password, please.

1156
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,500
And he goes, Fidelio.

1157
01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:54,420
And the guy's like, we'll drive you right up to the mansion now.

1158
01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,700
So they go into the fucking mansion.

1159
01:04:56,700 --> 01:05:01,260
And the guy at the front goes, second password.

1160
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:03,140
And he said, password.

1161
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:05,260
And he just goes, Fidelio.

1162
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,460
And the guy's like, OK.

1163
01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,820
And he just goes through the doors here.

1164
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:09,820
They open up the doors.

1165
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:11,220
And he walks in.

1166
01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:17,660
And there's fucking 60, 70 people all wearing masks with hoods and tuxedos

1167
01:05:17,660 --> 01:05:21,020
and wedding dress almost type thing.

1168
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:24,420
And there's a dude wearing a red mask and a red cloak.

1169
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:27,820
And he's going around singing a hymn backwards,

1170
01:05:27,820 --> 01:05:31,820
like a singing a Catholic hymn backwards, and walking around a circle

1171
01:05:31,820 --> 01:05:34,220
with like 20 women in a circle.

1172
01:05:34,220 --> 01:05:38,020
And then he's going around singing a hymn backwards and thumping a cane.

1173
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:41,260
And Tom Cruise at this point is like, what the fuck is going on?

1174
01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:44,220
And then all the women stand up and take their robes off.

1175
01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,940
And they're all completely naked.

1176
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:51,380
And Tom Cruise is like, what the fuck did I just walk down to?

1177
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:52,940
A cult.

1178
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:57,700
But then he goes around and taps the cane in front of each woman.

1179
01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:58,980
And they go through.

1180
01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:00,620
And they're all wearing masks.

1181
01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:02,940
And they go up.

1182
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:06,140
And each of the women pretends to, with the mask,

1183
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:08,660
they both kiss each other wearing masks.

1184
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,380
And then they walk.

1185
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:09,880
Ooh.

1186
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:10,380
Ooh.

1187
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:11,860
Oh my god.

1188
01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:13,820
I found the spelling salt.

1189
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,660
Oh my god.

1190
01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:17,300
That's a powerful one.

1191
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:22,020
So then fucking Tom Cruise gets one of these ladies that comes up

1192
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,780
and then kisses him and then starts walking him.

1193
01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,780
And she just goes, you shouldn't be here right now.

1194
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:32,540
And the lady goes, they know that you're not supposed to be here.

1195
01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:33,460
And then he just goes.

1196
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:35,380
I've never gone that close before.

1197
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:38,620
And he's like, what do you mean they know I'm not supposed to be here?

1198
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,180
He goes, I think you got the wrong guy.

1199
01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,540
He's trying to play it cool.

1200
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:44,260
And they're like, no, they know you're not supposed to be here.

1201
01:06:44,260 --> 01:06:47,900
I'm trying to save you right now.

1202
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:51,620
And he's like, and then everybody's like, oh.

1203
01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:53,620
So then he goes in.

1204
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:55,220
And then another guy in the mask.

1205
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,740
I'm sorry.

1206
01:06:56,740 --> 01:06:57,860
I'm sorry.

1207
01:06:57,860 --> 01:07:00,380
So another guy in the mask takes her and goes away.

1208
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,420
And then he just starts walking around the party.

1209
01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:05,860
And it's just a massive fucking cult sex orgy.

1210
01:07:05,860 --> 01:07:08,740
And he's just like, what the fuck's going on?

1211
01:07:08,740 --> 01:07:12,540
And then he gets a guy in a mask and a tuxedo, comes along.

1212
01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:15,140
But he's not like a guest one that has the hood up.

1213
01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:16,580
He's just like a waiter guy.

1214
01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:19,540
And he just goes, are you the man with the taxi waiting for him outside?

1215
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:21,500
And he's just like, yeah.

1216
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:24,380
And he just goes, well, he needs to desperately speak to you.

1217
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:25,180
Follow me.

1218
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,580
So he walks out.

1219
01:07:26,580 --> 01:07:29,160
And then he goes into the, he's going through.

1220
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,740
And then he gets led into a room where the guy in the red cloak

1221
01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:36,820
is sitting in a chair with two guys with purple cloaks with fucking swords,

1222
01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:38,300
just fucking sitting there.

1223
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:42,220
And he just goes, can you give me the password?

1224
01:07:42,220 --> 01:07:43,860
And he just goes, Fidelio.

1225
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:48,100
And he just goes, can you give me the second house password?

1226
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,580
And he just goes, I know.

1227
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:51,660
I think I forgot.

1228
01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:53,860
He just goes, it's not a matter of forgetting.

1229
01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:56,620
He goes, remove your mask.

1230
01:07:56,620 --> 01:07:57,980
And he's just like.

1231
01:07:57,980 --> 01:08:00,340
So then he has to take his mask off.

1232
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:08,020
And he just goes, well, you have broken the rules of the secrecy of this.

1233
01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:10,420
And then he just goes, take off your clothes.

1234
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:13,060
And he's just like, I don't want to do that.

1235
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:15,340
And he just goes, take them off.

1236
01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:19,760
And the one lady who took him away at the beginning of this whole thing

1237
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:24,660
says, I will purify him instead.

1238
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:26,540
I'll be the sacrifice for this.

1239
01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:29,660
And the guy goes, do you understand what redeeming him means?

1240
01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:31,180
And she just goes, yes.

1241
01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:34,020
So then a bunch of guys in masks take her away.

1242
01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:37,260
And then the guy in the red mask goes, you're free to leave.

1243
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:41,700
But he just goes, if you say a word of this to anybody, we will find you.

1244
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:45,620
And we will kill you and every single person in your family.

1245
01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:48,380
And he just goes, we know you have a daughter, and her name's this.

1246
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:49,260
I'll murder your family.

1247
01:08:49,260 --> 01:08:49,660
Yeah.

1248
01:08:49,660 --> 01:08:50,820
He goes, we know you have a daughter.

1249
01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:51,540
Her name's this.

1250
01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:52,380
We know you have a wife.

1251
01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:53,060
Her name's this.

1252
01:08:53,060 --> 01:08:55,020
And this is your address.

1253
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:58,260
And he is like, oh, fuck.

1254
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:01,860
So then the rest of the movie, he's just going around being paranoid

1255
01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:03,560
that these guys are going to kill him.

1256
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:07,780
And then at the end of the movie, fucking, he tells his wife

1257
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:09,860
what happened that whole time.

1258
01:09:09,860 --> 01:09:13,300
And then his daughter, they're at a toy store,

1259
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:14,720
and they're talking to each other.

1260
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,380
And if you look in the background, it's not like a,

1261
01:09:17,380 --> 01:09:20,620
it was kind of like a for if you watch the movie again type thing,

1262
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:23,540
you can see his daughter getting taken away by two of the guys that were

1263
01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:25,180
at the party.

1264
01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:26,300
No shit.

1265
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,300
And their daughter's like, 10.

1266
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,620
What movie is this?

1267
01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:30,620
Eyes Wide Shut.

1268
01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:33,340
It's a fucking crazy movie.

1269
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:39,180
And I'm like, and this was before any of the Bohemian Grove got fucking blown up

1270
01:09:39,180 --> 01:09:41,820
or the Diddy parties or any of this other shit.

1271
01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:45,620
But it seems like Stanley Krueger was trying to be like, this shit's fucking

1272
01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:46,120
going.

1273
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,300
He died before the movie came out.

1274
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:50,660
The week before the movie came out, he died.

1275
01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,900
Oh, shit.

1276
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:55,660
And people are like, did he get killed because he was trying to blow up

1277
01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:56,780
the whole spot of this shit?

1278
01:09:56,780 --> 01:10:01,480
Because this was before any of this shit got fucking released out to the public.

1279
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:07,420
So fucking he was like, it's kind of like his swan song.

1280
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:10,260
Because Stanley Kubrick's a fucking fantastic director.

1281
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:14,540
He directed Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, all that shit.

1282
01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:16,100
And like, 2001.

1283
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:17,300
Yeah, 2001, Space Odyssey.

1284
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,300
Yep.

1285
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,700
What's a swan song?

1286
01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:25,340
A swan song is kind of like a last piece of art that you're listening to.

1287
01:10:25,340 --> 01:10:26,800
It's your last piece, yeah.

1288
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,380
But people are saying, because this is his last piece,

1289
01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:35,420
that he's going to kind of do the thing where he's like, I'm going to blow this up.

1290
01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:36,780
Going out with a bang, kind of.

1291
01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:41,700
Yeah, he's like, I'm going to blow this up before I go type thing.

1292
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:47,340
But the craziest thing is, he didn't get to finish the last cut of the movie.

1293
01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:52,940
And 23 minutes of the movie has been cut and lost to time.

1294
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,660
Really?

1295
01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:55,140
Yeah.

1296
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:56,780
There's 23 minutes of runtime.

1297
01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:59,660
In case he goes to time.

1298
01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:03,900
Where'd that fucking shit go, dude?

1299
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:05,300
Where'd it go?

1300
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:08,100
There's 23 minutes of that movie that are missing.

1301
01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:09,140
Are you hanging in there?

1302
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,180
Those smelling salts.

1303
01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,940
That was my first time ever doing smelling salts.

1304
01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:13,660
Dude, you fucking jumped in there.

1305
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,820
And it all went up one nostril.

1306
01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:18,420
And I felt my nostril pulsating.

1307
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:19,220
I can tell.

1308
01:11:19,220 --> 01:11:22,140
Brian, you're kind of looking at me like the way

1309
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,980
you looked at me when we were on Troomz.

1310
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,340
I'm not going to lie right now, bro.

1311
01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:26,060
We're used to this.

1312
01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:29,180
But this is like the worst smelling salts there is.

1313
01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:32,860
I think I burned off every nerve receptor I have in my sinuses at this point.

1314
01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,460
I can only imagine what Brian just went through.

1315
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:38,540
I should have given you a fucking forewarning there.

1316
01:11:38,540 --> 01:11:40,580
All right, let's take a break.

1317
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:42,500
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast.

1318
01:11:48,780 --> 01:11:51,340
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

1319
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:54,820
Welcome to Insane Killer 8.

1320
01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:56,540
Back here with the special guest, Brian.

1321
01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:58,820
So let me ask you one quick question.

1322
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:02,500
Do you think 9-11 was an inside job?

1323
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,900
Shoot from the hip here.

1324
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:05,140
Don't overthink it.

1325
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:06,260
No.

1326
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:08,220
Man.

1327
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:09,580
I can vibe with that.

1328
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,620
Brian.

1329
01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:13,980
All right, all right, Chief Pfizer.

1330
01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:14,660
Pfeiffer.

1331
01:12:14,660 --> 01:12:15,420
Chief Phizer.

1332
01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:17,020
Something you don't really know about me.

1333
01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:18,900
I'm not really big into conspiracies.

1334
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:21,460
But I'll listen.

1335
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:22,380
Yeah.

1336
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,900
You came to the right place, buddy.

1337
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,020
You got to open mind.

1338
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:29,460
So you did like a mega dose of mushrooms.

1339
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:30,420
Oh, my god.

1340
01:12:30,420 --> 01:12:31,540
Right?

1341
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:32,180
How was that?

1342
01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:33,820
How did that feel?

1343
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:36,140
Pretty awesome.

1344
01:12:36,140 --> 01:12:36,660
Wait, what the?

1345
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,780
This fucking song.

1346
01:12:37,780 --> 01:12:38,380
The fucking, uh.

1347
01:12:38,380 --> 01:12:39,220
Did you listen to this song?

1348
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,460
Yeah.

1349
01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:41,620
What the fuck's the name of it?

1350
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:42,620
Go ask Alice.

1351
01:12:42,620 --> 01:12:43,580
Oh, man.

1352
01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:46,940
Go ask Alice.

1353
01:12:46,940 --> 01:12:48,900
Go ask Alex.

1354
01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:51,380
What's the other fucking song by this?

1355
01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:52,780
No, this is the one I'm thinking of.

1356
01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:53,620
A White Rabbit.

1357
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,260
White Rabbit.

1358
01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:55,460
Yeah, that's it.

1359
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:56,220
Yeah.

1360
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:57,140
Yep.

1361
01:12:57,140 --> 01:13:01,220
So tell us about your experience on the show.

1362
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:03,020
All right, so you want to know the entire story?

1363
01:13:03,020 --> 01:13:03,540
Yeah.

1364
01:13:03,540 --> 01:13:04,700
Just go through the whole thing.

1365
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:06,020
Just go through the whole thing.

1366
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:07,100
I'll try not to interrupt.

1367
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:10,380
All right, so start off with like, we were playing basketball.

1368
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:13,380
And we were just like trying to burn off a few calories

1369
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:16,420
before we ate the mushrooms and stuff.

1370
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:17,260
Yeah.

1371
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:19,260
And then we decided it's time.

1372
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:20,740
Actually, Alex decided it's time.

1373
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:22,460
It was up to him.

1374
01:13:22,460 --> 01:13:24,420
And we went back into his house.

1375
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:30,660
And I said I was going to take a lot that night.

1376
01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:32,180
How many mushrooms did you take?

1377
01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:33,620
I took four.

1378
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:34,580
No.

1379
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:35,060
No, I did.

1380
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:36,300
I took four.

1381
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:37,860
I thought it was more than that, bro.

1382
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:40,060
No, I took the four biggest ones in the bag.

1383
01:13:40,060 --> 01:13:41,660
All right, yeah.

1384
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,940
And Alex went for the smallest one, which was fine.

1385
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:44,820
I told him, like, yeah, I'm fine.

1386
01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:45,780
No, mine was medium.

1387
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:47,580
The first one I did was medium.

1388
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:50,180
And then the second one I did, I think, was around the same size.

1389
01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,900
I intentionally didn't pick the smallest,

1390
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,380
because I wanted to do something.

1391
01:13:53,380 --> 01:13:55,820
OK, so he picked a medium one.

1392
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:56,300
Sorry.

1393
01:13:56,300 --> 01:13:59,420
And you got to be fine with what you pick,

1394
01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:02,540
because you're going to be on the trip.

1395
01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:04,380
I'm not going to be able to help him very much.

1396
01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:05,420
There's no going back.

1397
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:05,940
Yeah.

1398
01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:07,060
No.

1399
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:09,540
So I ate four of them.

1400
01:14:09,540 --> 01:14:11,140
And it's tough to get them down.

1401
01:14:11,140 --> 01:14:14,140
The texture is bad.

1402
01:14:14,140 --> 01:14:17,140
I mean, if you eat a mushroom, you know what the texture is like.

1403
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:17,980
It's just not good.

1404
01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:19,500
I hate mushrooms.

1405
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:24,900
But I got them down, and then we started playing Mario Party.

1406
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:25,580
Yeah.

1407
01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:27,340
No, oh, yeah, we did.

1408
01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:30,260
We played Mario Party, and then I think we transitioned to Kart,

1409
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,260
maybe, for a minute.

1410
01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:32,780
No, I think we just did Party.

1411
01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:35,020
And then, yeah, it was just Party.

1412
01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:36,140
OK, yeah, just Party.

1413
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:38,220
Which Party?

1414
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:39,420
Superstars.

1415
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:43,180
Dude, Party 5 was the only one I played.

1416
01:14:43,180 --> 01:14:45,020
10-4.

1417
01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:46,300
So Alex is like.

1418
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:47,420
It's a good one, though.

1419
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:48,100
It is.

1420
01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,340
Alex is doing his usual thing.

1421
01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:50,500
He's overthinking everything.

1422
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:54,500
He's starting to talk a little bit like, this is how I feel right now.

1423
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,260
No, this is how I feel right now.

1424
01:14:56,260 --> 01:14:57,260
Wait, is it not working?

1425
01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:58,180
I think it's working.

1426
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,460
Like what I'm doing right now.

1427
01:14:59,460 --> 01:14:59,940
Yeah.

1428
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:04,780
And eventually, I just told him to shut the fuck up.

1429
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:06,060
He did do that.

1430
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,060
He was going to get me down, too.

1431
01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:09,620
He was going to make me overthink it.

1432
01:15:09,620 --> 01:15:12,540
And I took four giant ones, and it's absolutely going to work.

1433
01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:13,380
And it was.

1434
01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:18,700
Yeah, I think I just kept repeating, oh, man, I feel so lightheaded.

1435
01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,740
And I feel like I got to boot, but I can't.

1436
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:23,820
I feel like I said that exact line probably 45 times.

1437
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:24,660
You said it a bunch.

1438
01:15:24,660 --> 01:15:28,260
You and Cece were just like, dude, we fucking get it.

1439
01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:31,060
I felt like a dick.

1440
01:15:31,060 --> 01:15:33,300
Why did you boot?

1441
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:36,660
I didn't want to pull Treg, because I wanted to fucking keep him down.

1442
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:37,700
I wanted to feel it.

1443
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:40,460
I was hoping I was wrong, and they were still going to hit me,

1444
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,980
which I 100% was.

1445
01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:44,660
So I looked at the floor.

1446
01:15:44,660 --> 01:15:45,860
We finished Mario Party.

1447
01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:50,420
I looked at the floor to see if it was starting to move, and it was.

1448
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:53,300
And then after I figured out it was moving, I laid back,

1449
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,820
and Alex has got a popcorn ceiling.

1450
01:15:55,820 --> 01:15:58,860
And I was fascinated with that for probably like an hour.

1451
01:15:58,860 --> 01:16:00,700
I've heard that's a thing.

1452
01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:03,020
Dude, he kept grabbing me, and he's like, dude, come on.

1453
01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:04,500
You've got to check out this thing.

1454
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,100
And I would.

1455
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:07,700
And I think it was mostly placebo for me.

1456
01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:10,500
But shit in my periphery did seem like it was moving.

1457
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:15,260
But even then, you were past where I was, from that get-go.

1458
01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:17,260
That was my peak right there, probably.

1459
01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:19,620
The part of the ceiling I was looking at, there was light on it.

1460
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,340
So I could see everything perfectly fine.

1461
01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:24,000
Alex was on the other side of the room where there was no light,

1462
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,660
and he was just looking at a dark ceiling.

1463
01:16:26,660 --> 01:16:31,260
So I laid back, and at first it looked like ants on the ceiling,

1464
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:32,940
just moving everywhere.

1465
01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,900
That's fucked.

1466
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,660
That's fucked.

1467
01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:38,380
Like 15, 20 minutes later, it turned to liquid.

1468
01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:42,740
So it just looked like liquid coming together and appearing out of nowhere.

1469
01:16:42,740 --> 01:16:45,580
So do you have a fear of insects or anything?

1470
01:16:45,580 --> 01:16:47,780
Do they make you uncomfortable?

1471
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:49,340
Specifically spiders.

1472
01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:50,820
But ants didn't really bother you?

1473
01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:51,340
Not really.

1474
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:53,420
It's kind of like a, whoa, that's kind of weird type thing.

1475
01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:55,060
If I could add some color commentary.

1476
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:57,700
If I saw a ceiling that looked like ants, I would freak the fuck out.

1477
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,340
Well, but you know it's not ants.

1478
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:01,580
You're telling yourself, it's not real.

1479
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:07,420
You know it's moving around, and that it's not actually ants.

1480
01:17:07,420 --> 01:17:08,620
You know it's a ceiling.

1481
01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:11,580
I was just going to say, if I could add some color commentary at this point,

1482
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:14,340
you were very much having a good time.

1483
01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:15,780
This was very cool to you.

1484
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:16,860
It was all positive.

1485
01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:17,820
There was no negatives.

1486
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:19,380
I was having a blast.

1487
01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:21,780
My trip from Brian was completely separate.

1488
01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:24,220
We had two completely different experiences,

1489
01:17:24,220 --> 01:17:26,740
and I cannot emphasize that enough.

1490
01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:27,860
It's really kind of weird.

1491
01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,380
It's profound.

1492
01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:35,180
So I grab him and bring him to the side of the room that has light.

1493
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:38,100
I tell him to get on the ground, stare up the ceiling,

1494
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:41,340
and I think he sees it.

1495
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:45,500
You see the popcorn ceiling moving, right?

1496
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,580
Yeah, I mean, I did.

1497
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:50,140
Like I said, for me, it was more my periphery.

1498
01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:55,100
The best way I could describe it is something just wasn't quite right.

1499
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,740
I could tell that there was probably a little bit more going on.

1500
01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:00,300
And this could have, like I said, really could be placebo.

1501
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:01,500
I have no idea.

1502
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:04,900
But I'm pretty sure I saw shit moving, but I was not nearly

1503
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,620
at the level you were even then.

1504
01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:07,500
I didn't have that.

1505
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:10,260
You kept saying that shit, and I was like, that's wild.

1506
01:18:10,260 --> 01:18:14,940
And that's kind of what geared me to be like, I should take another.

1507
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,420
Because you looked like you were chilling.

1508
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:20,060
Yeah, I was having a good time.

1509
01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:25,100
What really was very, the first very trippy thing I saw, I looked at my arm,

1510
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,740
and I'm covered in freckles.

1511
01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:29,500
And I saw my freckles moving.

1512
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,620
I remember you saying that.

1513
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:33,380
That freaked me out.

1514
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,660
Right there, that would have been when I lost my shit.

1515
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:39,980
But I was like, it's kind of cool.

1516
01:18:39,980 --> 01:18:43,220
So we sat on his couch, and he put on Bojack Horseman,

1517
01:18:43,220 --> 01:18:44,380
which is not a good idea.

1518
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:46,220
No.

1519
01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:47,940
No, but I didn't really have a read.

1520
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,180
OK, my defense.

1521
01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:52,140
I didn't really have a read on what Trume's gave you at this point.

1522
01:18:52,140 --> 01:18:54,340
So I didn't know what was a good pick.

1523
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:55,780
So I was just like, fuck it.

1524
01:18:55,780 --> 01:18:56,820
It's animated.

1525
01:18:56,820 --> 01:19:00,500
It'll look crazy based off of what I can imagine.

1526
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,260
Then I threw it on.

1527
01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:03,980
But it deals with heavy topics.

1528
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:09,940
Yeah, and again, I mean, you've got to figure out what makes you happy.

1529
01:19:09,940 --> 01:19:12,580
Like, you can't just put on anything.

1530
01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:14,100
No, you can't.

1531
01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:14,860
And I did.

1532
01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:16,900
If you hate SpongeBob and you put on SpongeBob,

1533
01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:18,460
it's not going to do you any favors.

1534
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:21,980
Yeah, you're going to trip the fuck out in a bad way.

1535
01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:24,500
So trip and fall on your face.

1536
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:28,180
So after we turned off Bojack Horseman, we turned on music.

1537
01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:32,740
And I asked him for his Dap M. And so I took a little hit of it.

1538
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:35,100
And this is what did us in.

1539
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:37,100
At least me.

1540
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,180
Me too.

1541
01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:39,700
Yeah.

1542
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:46,260
So Weed actually enhances the Shroom experience by a lot.

1543
01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:49,780
So I took a little hit of his Dap M. And it didn't really do anything.

1544
01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:52,060
He put on Strobe by Deadmau5.

1545
01:19:52,060 --> 01:19:53,180
Fucking sick song.

1546
01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:53,660
Great song.

1547
01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:56,540
I wasn't really vibing with it, to be honest.

1548
01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:57,260
I don't know why.

1549
01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:57,980
I should have been.

1550
01:19:57,980 --> 01:20:02,940
You were kind of like, I don't know if this is the vibe,

1551
01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:05,900
until the fucking got to the later parts of the song,

1552
01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,300
once it builds up.

1553
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:10,860
And then you were like, all right, this song kind of slaps.

1554
01:20:10,860 --> 01:20:12,820
Because I went to put on your next suggestion,

1555
01:20:12,820 --> 01:20:13,940
which I'm sure you'll say.

1556
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:16,020
And you told me to stop.

1557
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,860
You were like, no, no, let it play.

1558
01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:18,780
Let it play.

1559
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:19,900
I want to hear the rest of it.

1560
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:22,660
Yeah, was that Time by Pink Floyd?

1561
01:20:22,660 --> 01:20:23,700
Yes, it was.

1562
01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:25,300
Oh, great song.

1563
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:25,820
Yeah.

1564
01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:27,140
Fantastic song.

1565
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:30,100
I listen to it every day since then, to see you know.

1566
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:31,740
It takes me back.

1567
01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:34,060
I've listened to Strobe a bunch, actually.

1568
01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:37,860
You think it was a positive experience, like did it change

1569
01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,380
you, like Allie Mack said?

1570
01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:39,900
Yeah.

1571
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:40,780
Yeah.

1572
01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:42,780
Was it the first time you did shrooms?

1573
01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:45,420
No, that was the fourth.

1574
01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:47,980
No, but Brian had never done this dose before.

1575
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:49,580
And we didn't even really get into it.

1576
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:50,260
I actually have.

1577
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:53,860
This isn't even, Brian's just in the beginning of his trip here.

1578
01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:55,580
Yeah, actually, I have done that much.

1579
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:56,260
It gets crazy.

1580
01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:57,580
It's way more profound.

1581
01:20:57,580 --> 01:21:00,980
I took like four grams random, I don't know,

1582
01:21:00,980 --> 01:21:01,860
day off or something.

1583
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:03,340
I was like, whatever.

1584
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,700
So it didn't do anything.

1585
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,900
How long did it take you to start feeling the effects?

1586
01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:08,140
Like how many minutes?

1587
01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:09,060
About two hours.

1588
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:11,660
For you, you started at one, though.

1589
01:21:11,660 --> 01:21:14,500
At one hour, that was when you started talking about the sealants.

1590
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,380
Around two hours.

1591
01:21:15,380 --> 01:21:18,580
I had a stopwatch on because I wanted to see how long it took.

1592
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:21,020
Like start to finish, how long did the trip last?

1593
01:21:21,020 --> 01:21:21,740
Like how many hours?

1594
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,580
Six?

1595
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:24,500
Yeah, like six, seven hours.

1596
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,420
And even then, you're still kind of feeling it.

1597
01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,940
Like I'm sure until like you're completely back to normal,

1598
01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:30,220
probably 12.

1599
01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:33,220
Like it stays in you for a while.

1600
01:21:33,220 --> 01:21:38,060
I woke up the next morning and still had like minor visual effects from it.

1601
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:41,140
It took a while to go away.

1602
01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:42,500
But no, Brian hasn't even reached.

1603
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,860
Brian was just fucking beginning the trip here.

1604
01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:45,660
I'm just starting.

1605
01:21:45,660 --> 01:21:46,460
Oh, really?

1606
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:47,300
Yeah.

1607
01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:51,420
So I take, I borrow his death pen again.

1608
01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:52,460
Oh my god.

1609
01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:56,900
I borrow his death pen again and I take a blinker this time.

1610
01:21:56,900 --> 01:21:58,100
Now you took a double blinker.

1611
01:21:58,100 --> 01:21:58,980
No, not that time.

1612
01:21:58,980 --> 01:21:59,820
OK.

1613
01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:02,420
Because you did probably six or seven blinkers there.

1614
01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:03,460
I did three.

1615
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,180
No, Brian, I was watching you.

1616
01:22:05,180 --> 01:22:05,700
OK.

1617
01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:07,380
And this was when you started to go.

1618
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:11,620
Dude, you looked at me after you took like three blinkers in a row,

1619
01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:13,780
possibly in a single inhale, I'm pretty sure.

1620
01:22:13,780 --> 01:22:17,420
And you were like, dude, you got to feel this.

1621
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:20,380
You got to experience the things I'm experiencing.

1622
01:22:20,380 --> 01:22:21,700
You got to feel it, bro.

1623
01:22:21,700 --> 01:22:24,460
And you handed me the death pen and you just motivated me.

1624
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:28,580
I never smoked that much and I fucking hit it like four times.

1625
01:22:28,580 --> 01:22:35,540
It was like instantly I was like, this is going to be a ride tonight.

1626
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:36,060
All right.

1627
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:40,460
Well, I mean, I thought I only took one.

1628
01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:41,580
No, you took a bunch.

1629
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:46,780
After that, it like I was in the stratosphere.

1630
01:22:46,780 --> 01:22:48,940
So like music was vibe.

1631
01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:50,620
I was vibing with music.

1632
01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,540
It sounded amazing.

1633
01:22:51,540 --> 01:22:53,900
Like the best sounding music you could think of.

1634
01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:55,220
You cried a good chunk.

1635
01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:56,820
I did cry.

1636
01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:57,940
I couldn't control it.

1637
01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:00,060
It was just like flowing down my face.

1638
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:04,620
And that's around when I took the second shroom because I was like,

1639
01:23:04,620 --> 01:23:07,340
by golly, I want to feel that.

1640
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:11,580
I would listen to Pink Floyd's entire, what's it called?

1641
01:23:11,580 --> 01:23:12,780
Entire catalog.

1642
01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,980
If I took shrooms.

1643
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:16,220
Yeah, man, it was wild.

1644
01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:19,980
And then fucking, Brian, that's when I think I put on.

1645
01:23:19,980 --> 01:23:20,460
Yeah.

1646
01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:22,100
Yeah, it was right after we played time.

1647
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:26,540
I put on, no, I put on a fucking, I think I did.

1648
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:27,740
Yeah, for a little bit.

1649
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:31,660
And then I put on, I put Alice in Wonderland on.

1650
01:23:31,660 --> 01:23:32,180
Oh, yeah.

1651
01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:34,660
And that was when you started to peak.

1652
01:23:34,660 --> 01:23:37,500
Alex, like for some reason was like, all right, let's stop the music.

1653
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,060
I think he just wanted to watch a movie and experience that.

1654
01:23:40,060 --> 01:23:41,380
But I was fine with it.

1655
01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:43,380
So he said, let's put on Alice in Wonderland.

1656
01:23:43,380 --> 01:23:45,780
And I was like, all right, yeah, that's a good idea.

1657
01:23:45,780 --> 01:23:46,980
And we started the movie.

1658
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:49,940
And probably like two minutes in, something was saying in my head,

1659
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:53,420
like, do not let Alice go down that route.

1660
01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:58,820
I don't know what was going to happen if I was just going to have a bad trip.

1661
01:23:58,820 --> 01:24:02,580
But like to me, it felt like I was going to be stuck in madness forever.

1662
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:05,380
I know he was saying like, you're like, don't go down the hole.

1663
01:24:05,380 --> 01:24:06,300
Yeah.

1664
01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:09,780
Something was really telling me, like, do not chase that rabbit.

1665
01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:13,940
And dude, even when you came back, like not just skipping forward a little bit,

1666
01:24:13,940 --> 01:24:18,220
even when you came back, you were still like, that was the best decision we ever

1667
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,380
made was getting off of that movie.

1668
01:24:20,380 --> 01:24:21,140
I do too.

1669
01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:22,300
I do too.

1670
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:26,220
Because it was just like, I watched a bit of that movie afterwards, to be honest.

1671
01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:32,340
And I was like, I can 100% see how this would have led to like the worst trip

1672
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:33,660
of my entire life.

1673
01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:37,220
Like, I just like, it's not the shit you want to see then.

1674
01:24:37,220 --> 01:24:38,340
Like, it's just, I don't know.

1675
01:24:38,340 --> 01:24:39,420
It's weird.

1676
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:42,020
It's too animated in a weird way.

1677
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,220
It's like a negative story.

1678
01:24:43,220 --> 01:24:44,740
You fall down the rabbit hole.

1679
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:46,980
There's just no other way to put it.

1680
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:48,700
You're literally down the rabbit hole.

1681
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:49,540
Yes.

1682
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:50,340
Yes.

1683
01:24:50,340 --> 01:24:54,660
But Brian pulled me off of that, and Brian, what did you tell me to fucking?

1684
01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,980
I couldn't really speak.

1685
01:24:55,980 --> 01:24:59,580
Like, I wasn't telling him, like, don't go down.

1686
01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:00,940
I can't go down the rabbit hole.

1687
01:25:00,940 --> 01:25:05,260
All I could get out was like, Christmas.

1688
01:25:05,260 --> 01:25:06,860
But I wasn't just saying Christmas.

1689
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:09,540
I was like, Christmas.

1690
01:25:09,540 --> 01:25:10,620
And he didn't understand.

1691
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:12,700
And I had to like, I said it a couple of times.

1692
01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:16,980
He's grabbing me with a fucking solid grip, like Christmas.

1693
01:25:16,980 --> 01:25:21,060
Because in my head, I was trying to get away from that bad trip.

1694
01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:23,700
And I was just thinking of the happiest thing I could think of.

1695
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:29,060
And Christmas, when you're a kid, is like, pure joy.

1696
01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:32,380
So I was like, please just put on a Christmas movie.

1697
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:34,700
I was really trying to think of a Christmas story.

1698
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:38,220
And I pulled the biggest Untitled podcast move of my life.

1699
01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:40,180
What's that, fucking Miracle?

1700
01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:43,780
Yeah, I was trying to tell him a Christmas story.

1701
01:25:43,780 --> 01:25:44,940
But he put on a Christmas movie.

1702
01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:46,140
That's the best Christmas movie.

1703
01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:47,380
Yeah, it is.

1704
01:25:47,380 --> 01:25:50,100
And he put on a Miracle on it.

1705
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,100
No problem with that.

1706
01:25:51,100 --> 01:25:52,020
I love that movie.

1707
01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:53,060
It's a great movie.

1708
01:25:53,060 --> 01:25:55,140
I remember you were very positive.

1709
01:25:55,140 --> 01:25:56,780
We made it like 30 seconds of the movie.

1710
01:25:56,780 --> 01:25:59,260
I was like, is this good, Brian?

1711
01:25:59,260 --> 01:26:03,100
I know you can't talk to me, but are you all right with this?

1712
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:06,540
And Brian was like, yeah.

1713
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:08,820
At this point, dude, you were breathing pretty deep.

1714
01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:10,500
You were laying back on the couch.

1715
01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:13,140
Your pupils were fucking colossal.

1716
01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:17,420
And you were just like, you were taking big, long, deep breaths.

1717
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:20,420
So not to cut you guys' stories off,

1718
01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:23,980
but he kept on saying that Herb Brooks in Miracle

1719
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:25,340
looked like a demon and shit.

1720
01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:26,940
And he'd start looking scary.

1721
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,460
No, Bill Burwood.

1722
01:26:28,460 --> 01:26:29,780
And that was on the come down.

1723
01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:31,020
That was once I peaked.

1724
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,780
Because like I said, Brian went down before I did.

1725
01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:34,940
And I kind of rose up.

1726
01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:35,860
And Brian was like.

1727
01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:36,900
And I came back before he did too.

1728
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:39,500
Yeah, he kind of guided me through the peak of my trip.

1729
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,180
Because I was still not in a great place.

1730
01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:42,140
And Brian was like.

1731
01:26:42,140 --> 01:26:43,900
Because I was going to say, did Herb Brooks

1732
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:45,340
look fucking weird to you?

1733
01:26:45,340 --> 01:26:45,700
Yeah.

1734
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:47,780
Brian's whole line was you're just like,

1735
01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:50,220
we're just kind of in the most respectful way possible.

1736
01:26:50,220 --> 01:26:54,060
You were like, dude, I get what you're going through.

1737
01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:56,940
But what you saw ain't shit.

1738
01:26:56,940 --> 01:26:58,540
That was kind of the vibe of what he said.

1739
01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:01,180
Because you're like, Alex, I get what you're saying.

1740
01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:04,540
But I thought I was dead for two hours.

1741
01:27:04,540 --> 01:27:07,300
And I was OK with it.

1742
01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:10,820
So after he like, we were still listening to music.

1743
01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:12,060
I forgot this.

1744
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,060
And I took the first blinker.

1745
01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:17,580
I don't know why.

1746
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:20,260
But I remember seeing like four giant shadows

1747
01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:22,820
of mushrooms on his wall.

1748
01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:24,580
Probably didn't take four mushrooms.

1749
01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:26,940
Like wiggling in between them were different colors.

1750
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:28,500
And I remember looking around the room.

1751
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,660
And like, there was colors that shouldn't be there.

1752
01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:31,540
It's like squid games.

1753
01:27:31,540 --> 01:27:32,040
Yeah.

1754
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:32,540
Yeah.

1755
01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:33,900
I remember I asked you.

1756
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:37,060
I was like, do you see colors outside of our vision spectrum?

1757
01:27:37,060 --> 01:27:38,860
And you were like.

1758
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:41,860
I think.

1759
01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:43,260
You're already getting there.

1760
01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:45,940
I was just like, that's the best response you could have.

1761
01:27:45,940 --> 01:27:47,140
I don't fucking know, dude.

1762
01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:48,900
So he put on Miracle on Ice.

1763
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:50,980
And I take a double blinker.

1764
01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:52,340
I think that's the only one I took.

1765
01:27:52,340 --> 01:27:54,060
And I thought that was the last one I took.

1766
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:56,940
But after that, oh my god, I looked at the ceiling.

1767
01:27:56,940 --> 01:27:58,420
And I saw shapes.

1768
01:27:58,420 --> 01:28:01,860
And it was like my body just got teleported up.

1769
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:02,980
Yo, that's fucking.

1770
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:06,540
You had like a what's it called?

1771
01:28:06,540 --> 01:28:08,180
Astral projection type shit?

1772
01:28:08,180 --> 01:28:08,780
Kind of.

1773
01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:10,100
I never reached this shit.

1774
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:12,780
I never reached what you're talking about ever.

1775
01:28:12,780 --> 01:28:16,580
There's a lot of in between that I don't remember.

1776
01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:19,380
And I find that it's actually harder to remember every time

1777
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:20,580
I try talking about it.

1778
01:28:20,580 --> 01:28:21,220
Like recall it?

1779
01:28:21,220 --> 01:28:21,980
Yeah.

1780
01:28:21,980 --> 01:28:23,180
I just can't remember it.

1781
01:28:23,180 --> 01:28:26,100
It's like a dream.

1782
01:28:26,100 --> 01:28:31,060
But like, remember, I put my head back on his couch.

1783
01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:32,500
And it was like my head didn't stop.

1784
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:35,100
It was like it went through the couch into my body.

1785
01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:36,940
That's nuts.

1786
01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:37,460
Yeah, dude.

1787
01:28:37,460 --> 01:28:40,380
And then my body just exploded into like shapes.

1788
01:28:40,380 --> 01:28:41,260
Wow.

1789
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:42,220
Like what kind of shapes?

1790
01:28:42,220 --> 01:28:43,660
Was it just like patterns and stuff?

1791
01:28:43,660 --> 01:28:44,500
Patterns and shit.

1792
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:45,380
Yeah.

1793
01:28:45,380 --> 01:28:47,860
This is the shit that you weren't able to verbalize

1794
01:28:47,860 --> 01:28:48,700
when we did this.

1795
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:52,340
This is news to me, actually.

1796
01:28:52,340 --> 01:28:59,500
And then it was I wasn't really in like present.

1797
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:02,260
So like if you try to talk to me, I wasn't really there.

1798
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:03,940
But I did come back a few times.

1799
01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:06,700
And I remember hearing Alex and Cece a few times.

1800
01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:11,260
And they actually said to me, like I heard Alex say,

1801
01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:12,100
is Brian OK?

1802
01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:14,700
I was like, yeah.

1803
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:15,420
I didn't hear him.

1804
01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:16,660
But I was like talking to him.

1805
01:29:16,660 --> 01:29:17,540
I was shaking.

1806
01:29:17,540 --> 01:29:18,540
No, not shaking Cece.

1807
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:19,740
She was awake at this point.

1808
01:29:19,740 --> 01:29:23,100
But I was like rocking back and forth in my bed.

1809
01:29:23,100 --> 01:29:26,740
Like I told you guys, I'm like, do I only have two arms?

1810
01:29:26,740 --> 01:29:28,860
All right, because it feels like I got four.

1811
01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:31,580
And then I was like, all right, like is Brian all right?

1812
01:29:31,580 --> 01:29:34,060
And I was like, I feel like I abandoned him.

1813
01:29:34,060 --> 01:29:35,660
And I do remember him leaving.

1814
01:29:35,660 --> 01:29:36,700
But I didn't care.

1815
01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,660
I do remember him leaving.

1816
01:29:38,660 --> 01:29:39,980
Because you went nonverbal.

1817
01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:41,260
And then it hit me.

1818
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:44,500
And I was just like, oh, shit.

1819
01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:45,780
But like it felt like that.

1820
01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:47,460
Like I just fucking jerked back.

1821
01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:50,420
And like it fucking nailed me in the teeth.

1822
01:29:50,420 --> 01:29:52,940
And I just wasn't comfortable with it immediately.

1823
01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:57,180
As soon as it hit me, it was like instant like freak out.

1824
01:29:57,180 --> 01:30:00,220
And I just dipped to Cece so she could like ground me.

1825
01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:01,220
But.

1826
01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:01,780
Yeah.

1827
01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:04,740
And so there are a lot of thoughts going through my head

1828
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:07,260
at this point.

1829
01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:09,580
I thought time had passed.

1830
01:30:09,580 --> 01:30:11,700
I thought days had gone by or weeks.

1831
01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:13,780
And I didn't know what day it was.

1832
01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:15,220
I thought I was late for work.

1833
01:30:15,220 --> 01:30:16,620
I thought my dad.

1834
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,140
Not my dad.

1835
01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:20,940
My dog was like, I was thinking about my dog.

1836
01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:21,540
Is he good?

1837
01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:23,140
Like do I get to see him?

1838
01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:25,300
How long has he gone without food?

1839
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:28,220
But then things started to pop in my head.

1840
01:30:28,220 --> 01:30:28,860
What if I'm dead?

1841
01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:30,460
What if I just OD'd?

1842
01:30:30,460 --> 01:30:32,700
And Alex just found me on his couch dead.

1843
01:30:32,700 --> 01:30:34,140
Can you OD on mushrooms?

1844
01:30:34,140 --> 01:30:35,100
No.

1845
01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:36,140
No, you can't.

1846
01:30:36,140 --> 01:30:38,980
But dude, you can overdo it.

1847
01:30:38,980 --> 01:30:41,060
Yeah, you don't OD like physically.

1848
01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:41,580
Yeah.

1849
01:30:41,580 --> 01:30:42,060
You can.

1850
01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:43,500
Can you get mentally broken forever?

1851
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:45,580
Yeah, some people get perma-fried

1852
01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:47,780
if like they do too high of a dose.

1853
01:30:47,780 --> 01:30:49,660
Like they just don't really ever come down it.

1854
01:30:49,660 --> 01:30:50,660
It fucks them up.

1855
01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:52,860
That happened with weed for me.

1856
01:30:52,860 --> 01:30:53,500
Yeah, man.

1857
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:54,340
Me too.

1858
01:30:54,340 --> 01:30:55,260
I've talked about it.

1859
01:30:55,260 --> 01:30:58,540
Yeah, you went full retard and never went back.

1860
01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:00,340
That's why me and Casey are friends, I think.

1861
01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:04,100
That was before I got my EMT card, by the way.

1862
01:31:04,100 --> 01:31:06,060
I got perma-fried and then got my card.

1863
01:31:06,060 --> 01:31:08,980
Do you think it's like a positive for your mental health?

1864
01:31:08,980 --> 01:31:11,500
Like people with mental issues?

1865
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:15,660
Or do you think like people with PTSD that would amplify some

1866
01:31:15,660 --> 01:31:16,460
of the PTSD?

1867
01:31:16,460 --> 01:31:18,980
I feel like it could go either way.

1868
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:21,260
I think it could help a lot of people.

1869
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:23,780
I think it's like a misunderstood drug

1870
01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:25,940
that people look at and are like, oh, it's

1871
01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:27,300
a drug that makes you see things.

1872
01:31:27,300 --> 01:31:28,580
It's bad.

1873
01:31:28,580 --> 01:31:29,260
But it's not.

1874
01:31:29,260 --> 01:31:31,060
Or you could do microdoses.

1875
01:31:31,060 --> 01:31:32,380
You could do microdoses.

1876
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:35,100
I can see how microdoses would be beneficial.

1877
01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:38,500
Because right before my peak hit me, dude, you just feel like,

1878
01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:42,100
I don't know, it's like Adderall, but it's like,

1879
01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:45,140
I don't know, for lack of a better word, just natural.

1880
01:31:45,140 --> 01:31:47,540
It's just like when you don't feel it that much,

1881
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:49,940
it's like your senses are just heightened a little bit.

1882
01:31:49,940 --> 01:31:53,620
Your heart rate's not up there, but your vision's kind of

1883
01:31:53,620 --> 01:31:54,460
sharper.

1884
01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:56,500
I don't know if you ever felt, did you ever

1885
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,660
feel that with your trip?

1886
01:31:57,660 --> 01:32:00,500
I felt for a while like my vision got super sharp.

1887
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:02,980
And we did play Mario Kart for a little bit,

1888
01:32:02,980 --> 01:32:06,100
because I remember I was incredibly dialed in.

1889
01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:08,220
I don't remember that.

1890
01:32:08,220 --> 01:32:12,220
I thought we were just watching Miracle on Ice.

1891
01:32:12,220 --> 01:32:14,940
I think we played like two races after we got out of Mario

1892
01:32:14,940 --> 01:32:15,540
Party.

1893
01:32:15,540 --> 01:32:16,700
I think that's what it was.

1894
01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:18,660
Because my girlfriend won in Mario Party,

1895
01:32:18,660 --> 01:32:20,940
and we were both like, how the fuck did that happen?

1896
01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:22,900
Because we just took turns.

1897
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:26,740
Yeah, evidently, because of that.

1898
01:32:26,740 --> 01:32:29,740
But yeah, I had all these thoughts going through my mind.

1899
01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:31,940
What if my parents find me dead?

1900
01:32:31,940 --> 01:32:32,980
It wasn't a good thought.

1901
01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:37,060
But then I remember looking around the room, too,

1902
01:32:37,060 --> 01:32:40,100
and just seeing green everywhere.

1903
01:32:40,100 --> 01:32:44,260
But I also got, I don't know where I was.

1904
01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:47,820
I think I was in space or heaven or something.

1905
01:32:47,820 --> 01:32:55,260
But the thoughts that were going through my mind

1906
01:32:55,260 --> 01:32:59,220
just came back to me thinking, all right,

1907
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:01,620
if I died, I'm good with that.

1908
01:33:01,620 --> 01:33:03,980
I'm happy right now.

1909
01:33:03,980 --> 01:33:06,060
And that's the most profound thing.

1910
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:08,980
So do you think that was an ego death for you type thing?

1911
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:10,220
No.

1912
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,500
I don't think it was.

1913
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:14,660
He's like, I came back with more of an ego.

1914
01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:18,580
I came back saying, fuck you, death.

1915
01:33:18,580 --> 01:33:19,140
No.

1916
01:33:19,140 --> 01:33:21,540
But me thinking that I died and I was OK with that

1917
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:24,060
is the craziest thing that happened from the trip,

1918
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:24,660
I think.

1919
01:33:24,660 --> 01:33:28,740
But did that make you look at things differently

1920
01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:33,460
when you came back thinking, oh, well, knowing

1921
01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:36,620
that that feeling's in the future,

1922
01:33:36,620 --> 01:33:38,820
death isn't something to be afraid of?

1923
01:33:38,820 --> 01:33:40,260
That's a good question.

1924
01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:41,460
Yeah, it helped a little bit.

1925
01:33:41,460 --> 01:33:45,900
It definitely helped with my anxiety.

1926
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:48,540
So this is more of a personal question.

1927
01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:52,060
And you don't have to answer it if you don't want to for this.

1928
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:56,460
But do you have a fear of death?

1929
01:33:56,460 --> 01:33:58,380
A lot of people have that.

1930
01:33:58,380 --> 01:34:01,420
But it's a pretty deep question.

1931
01:34:01,420 --> 01:34:06,180
But do you have an actual fear of dying?

1932
01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:09,300
That's a good question, too.

1933
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:12,740
If you don't want to answer, I know it's a pretty deep question.

1934
01:34:12,740 --> 01:34:15,540
But I had some deep conversations.

1935
01:34:15,540 --> 01:34:17,420
I don't think I ever got that answer out of you.

1936
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:19,420
Yes and no.

1937
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:23,860
Yes, because I think my biggest fear is leaving this planet

1938
01:34:23,860 --> 01:34:25,140
and having regrets.

1939
01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:27,060
OK, yeah.

1940
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:30,620
So right now, I'm just trying to live my life

1941
01:34:30,620 --> 01:34:32,100
the best I can.

1942
01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:36,740
Damn good answer.

1943
01:34:36,740 --> 01:34:39,260
No, because we're learning a lot about Brian.

1944
01:34:39,260 --> 01:34:41,700
Yeah, this is pretty cool.

1945
01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:42,900
I don't know.

1946
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:48,220
The no ties in with the yes, I think, because I don't know.

1947
01:34:48,220 --> 01:34:49,580
I just want to go do stuff.

1948
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:52,660
And I think it's kind of cool that you get one life

1949
01:34:52,660 --> 01:34:55,980
and you have to live it to your fullest and your best ability.

1950
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:57,860
You want to go do stuff like what stuff?

1951
01:34:57,860 --> 01:34:58,860
What do you want to do?

1952
01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,020
I want to see the world.

1953
01:35:00,020 --> 01:35:02,620
I think, in my opinion, it's everyone's right

1954
01:35:02,620 --> 01:35:04,820
to travel the world and see the entire world.

1955
01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:05,900
Fuck yeah.

1956
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:06,540
Fuck yeah.

1957
01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:07,220
That's awesome.

1958
01:35:07,220 --> 01:35:07,780
Amen.

1959
01:35:07,780 --> 01:35:10,780
That's the official stance of the goddamn Untitled title.

1960
01:35:10,780 --> 01:35:12,100
Did we all actually agree on something?

1961
01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:12,980
We agree on that.

1962
01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:14,940
Did we all actually agree on something for once?

1963
01:35:14,940 --> 01:35:16,500
The first thing.

1964
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:18,500
The first thing ever.

1965
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:19,660
You heard it here first.

1966
01:35:19,660 --> 01:35:20,660
Where do you want to go?

1967
01:35:20,660 --> 01:35:23,180
Actually, I think you all agree on fuck the Nazis.

1968
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:24,420
Yeah, and not Tyler.

1969
01:35:24,420 --> 01:35:27,340
He's like, fuck.

1970
01:35:27,340 --> 01:35:27,940
Test us.

1971
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:29,500
Where do you want to go?

1972
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:31,100
Where would you like to travel to?

1973
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:32,580
I'm really interested in Europe.

1974
01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:36,740
I want to go to, I've already been to Scotland,

1975
01:35:36,740 --> 01:35:39,340
but I want to see the rest of the UK.

1976
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:41,820
I'm Irish, so I want to go to Ireland, which I think

1977
01:35:41,820 --> 01:35:43,020
my family's doing next year.

1978
01:35:43,020 --> 01:35:45,300
I'm sorry that happened to you.

1979
01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:46,620
It's all right.

1980
01:35:46,620 --> 01:35:48,900
I don't know how much of this podcast you've listened to,

1981
01:35:48,900 --> 01:35:50,460
but I got beef with the Irish.

1982
01:35:50,460 --> 01:35:53,020
But I'm Irish, but only half.

1983
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:55,300
It'd be cool to go on a European tour.

1984
01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:56,460
I've always 60% of all this.

1985
01:35:56,460 --> 01:35:57,140
Whatever.

1986
01:35:57,140 --> 01:35:58,540
Yeah.

1987
01:35:58,540 --> 01:36:04,300
Yeah, like Norway, Sweden, Finland, Italy.

1988
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,740
I like Europe a lot.

1989
01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:08,940
What about Vatican City?

1990
01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:10,740
My mother was in Greece.

1991
01:36:10,740 --> 01:36:13,260
I just got back from Greece a couple weeks ago.

1992
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:13,780
How was it?

1993
01:36:13,780 --> 01:36:15,820
So it's fantastic.

1994
01:36:15,820 --> 01:36:18,540
Literally, dude, not to make this about me,

1995
01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:21,140
because I got a lot to learn about you here, Brian.

1996
01:36:21,140 --> 01:36:28,460
But when I came back, I literally had this immense sadness

1997
01:36:28,460 --> 01:36:32,940
that whatever the connection that I had to that place,

1998
01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:35,860
because that's where my ancestors are from,

1999
01:36:35,860 --> 01:36:38,380
my family's buried there.

2000
01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:41,300
It's on this island in the middle of the Mediterranean.

2001
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:43,740
And I literally felt like I could

2002
01:36:43,740 --> 01:36:47,460
feel the door closing from that connection.

2003
01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:48,420
I get what you're saying.

2004
01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:49,460
That's a really good way to put it.

2005
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,660
And it started to disappear.

2006
01:36:50,660 --> 01:36:56,580
It was just like my ancestors saying, youhoo, goodbye.

2007
01:36:56,580 --> 01:36:57,580
It was nice seeing you.

2008
01:36:57,580 --> 01:36:58,660
We'll see you next time.

2009
01:36:58,660 --> 01:37:02,700
And when that shut off, I'm not joking, dude.

2010
01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:06,060
I got so fucking emotional, I started to cry.

2011
01:37:06,060 --> 01:37:09,180
Yeah, because it was like, dude, when I when you feel a call

2012
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:09,900
back.

2013
01:37:09,900 --> 01:37:11,940
Oh my god, yeah.

2014
01:37:11,940 --> 01:37:13,620
Dude, when I was there, it was just

2015
01:37:13,620 --> 01:37:16,780
like a warm fucking hug from my fucking ancestors.

2016
01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:17,780
We knew you'd be back.

2017
01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:19,900
That's awesome.

2018
01:37:19,900 --> 01:37:22,420
Or was it kind of just again in your head a little bit,

2019
01:37:22,420 --> 01:37:26,020
was it like a fuck you for leaving from your ancestors?

2020
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:27,700
Or was it like a not at all?

2021
01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:29,740
Or was it just more like I know I'm not

2022
01:37:29,740 --> 01:37:32,700
going back there for a substantial amount of time

2023
01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:35,060
and it's sad?

2024
01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:40,540
No, it felt more like, all right, so a lot of my DNA,

2025
01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:42,580
the other half, like half's Irish, the other half

2026
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:47,140
is from everywhere in the Mediterranean,

2027
01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:51,460
North African, Turkey, Cypriot, all that shit.

2028
01:37:51,460 --> 01:37:52,580
Oh, you're African-American?

2029
01:37:52,580 --> 01:37:53,100
Congratulations.

2030
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:53,860
Technically, yeah.

2031
01:37:57,060 --> 01:37:58,060
My man.

2032
01:37:58,060 --> 01:38:01,140
I was the only one here who was African-American.

2033
01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:04,380
But it's like when you go somewhere

2034
01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:10,140
where your DNA is from for thousands, if not

2035
01:38:10,140 --> 01:38:12,420
millions of years, and you go back there

2036
01:38:12,420 --> 01:38:14,580
and you swim in the Mediterranean Sea.

2037
01:38:14,580 --> 01:38:17,020
Yeah, I think we were talking about that last time we were

2038
01:38:17,020 --> 01:38:20,060
talking about how you were like, when you were over there,

2039
01:38:20,060 --> 01:38:22,020
you're like, because I asked the same thing,

2040
01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:23,580
being like, when you were over there,

2041
01:38:23,580 --> 01:38:26,020
did it feel right to you type thing?

2042
01:38:26,020 --> 01:38:27,540
Unbelievably.

2043
01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:29,700
I feel like if I went to Germany,

2044
01:38:29,700 --> 01:38:32,780
because I'm like 60% German, if I went to Germany

2045
01:38:32,780 --> 01:38:35,700
and I was walking through those forests, I'd be like,

2046
01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:37,980
oh, this is where I'm supposed to be.

2047
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:39,820
This is where I'm supposed to be type thing.

2048
01:38:39,820 --> 01:38:41,660
Absolutely, bro.

2049
01:38:41,660 --> 01:38:44,820
I feel also like you're just like the temperature,

2050
01:38:44,820 --> 01:38:47,500
the weather, the way that the air is there.

2051
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:51,300
When you're there and that's where your ancestry is from,

2052
01:38:51,300 --> 01:38:54,500
you're like, this feels right type thing.

2053
01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:57,500
And I'm guessing you're getting that feeling when

2054
01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:58,340
you were over there.

2055
01:38:58,340 --> 01:38:59,020
Absolutely.

2056
01:38:59,020 --> 01:39:00,940
Where you're like, when you breathe the air

2057
01:39:00,940 --> 01:39:03,660
and you felt the temperature and the weather that's there,

2058
01:39:03,660 --> 01:39:07,420
you were like, I feel like this is how it's supposed to feel

2059
01:39:07,420 --> 01:39:09,500
type thing.

2060
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:12,860
I can't stand the summer here at all.

2061
01:39:12,860 --> 01:39:15,300
But when it's winter time and I'm walking through the woods,

2062
01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:17,260
it's kind of like a weird nostalgic thing

2063
01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:20,020
that I have no reason to feel nostalgic for winter

2064
01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:21,260
in the woods.

2065
01:39:21,260 --> 01:39:25,020
But it's probably like a genetic DNA thing being like,

2066
01:39:25,020 --> 01:39:27,500
the fucking woods of Germany are fucking snowing

2067
01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:29,820
for like 70% of the year.

2068
01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:33,860
So I'm probably like, oh, going back to that type of thing

2069
01:39:33,860 --> 01:39:37,020
being like, it's cold and I'm in the woods.

2070
01:39:37,020 --> 01:39:42,260
Dude, it's like there's something definitely to that.

2071
01:39:42,260 --> 01:39:46,300
If your DNA really is like people,

2072
01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:49,700
for millions of years, that's how your DNA evolved.

2073
01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:52,580
When you go out of that environment,

2074
01:39:52,580 --> 01:39:54,300
you change the light environment,

2075
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:57,300
you change the food you're eating, you change everything.

2076
01:39:57,300 --> 01:40:00,740
The way I describe it is like it feels like a guitar that's

2077
01:40:00,740 --> 01:40:02,580
out of tune.

2078
01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:04,980
And then when you go back into that environment,

2079
01:40:04,980 --> 01:40:08,460
it's like you strum the strings and it sounds

2080
01:40:08,460 --> 01:40:10,700
like it plays a beautiful chord.

2081
01:40:10,700 --> 01:40:12,420
Everything lines up.

2082
01:40:12,420 --> 01:40:17,660
Things that we don't know with science yet line up.

2083
01:40:17,660 --> 01:40:21,860
Because I always like, it's a weird thing.

2084
01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:24,060
I've always felt like a semi of a calling

2085
01:40:24,060 --> 01:40:28,220
to go to the eastern part of Western Europe.

2086
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:32,860
Not like Eastern Europe, but like the Poland, Germany,

2087
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:35,260
that general area type thing.

2088
01:40:35,260 --> 01:40:38,700
I always felt like I need to go there at least once in my life

2089
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:40,620
to kind of feel what that was like.

2090
01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:43,100
See how the sun is in that area, because it's

2091
01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:44,260
different than here.

2092
01:40:44,260 --> 01:40:47,540
See how the weather feels, the air, the trees.

2093
01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:48,940
Feel the trees there.

2094
01:40:48,940 --> 01:40:50,180
Feel the ground.

2095
01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:52,260
Be like something there.

2096
01:40:52,260 --> 01:40:58,380
Be like this is where my whole ancestry came from type thing.

2097
01:40:58,380 --> 01:41:00,740
Do you get nostalgia when you're cooking

2098
01:41:00,740 --> 01:41:04,380
and you throw things in ovens?

2099
01:41:04,380 --> 01:41:07,140
Did you have a temptation to drive to Poland in a tank?

2100
01:41:07,140 --> 01:41:10,380
Well, I'm also part Polish, which is fucking weird.

2101
01:41:10,380 --> 01:41:12,540
I'm more than half German.

2102
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:15,660
I'm like 65% German.

2103
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:18,300
And I'm mostly Irish after that.

2104
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:23,300
And I have Polish, a little bit of English,

2105
01:41:23,300 --> 01:41:24,540
and a little bit of Dutch.

2106
01:41:24,540 --> 01:41:29,100
But it's mostly just fucking German all the way.

2107
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:31,220
Dude, sorry, not to cut you off.

2108
01:41:31,220 --> 01:41:34,020
I want to say, while I was in Greece,

2109
01:41:34,020 --> 01:41:36,300
I didn't know that I was going to be in Germany.

2110
01:41:36,300 --> 01:41:37,340
I was in Greece, though.

2111
01:41:37,340 --> 01:41:39,380
I didn't tell this on the podcast.

2112
01:41:39,380 --> 01:41:42,700
I was like two or three in the morning there.

2113
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:44,380
Flip your headphones back around.

2114
01:41:44,380 --> 01:41:47,780
You look like Donald Trump right now.

2115
01:41:47,780 --> 01:41:50,820
I was trying to keep my shit together right now, man.

2116
01:41:50,820 --> 01:41:52,020
You look like Donald Trump.

2117
01:41:52,020 --> 01:41:53,660
You're making a Trump face there.

2118
01:41:57,740 --> 01:42:01,740
But dude, it was like two or three in the morning.

2119
01:42:01,740 --> 01:42:07,620
And I'm in this old house, but it was an old house

2120
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:10,900
that my great, great grandfather built.

2121
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:13,540
But this island is very secluded, dude.

2122
01:42:13,540 --> 01:42:16,700
And it used to get raped and pillaged by pirates all the time.

2123
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:17,580
Fucking pirates.

2124
01:42:17,580 --> 01:42:19,980
They had to build a fucking castle on it with cannons just

2125
01:42:19,980 --> 01:42:21,700
to shoot the pirate ships.

2126
01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:25,740
So it's like, dude, the history of this island

2127
01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:27,660
goes back to the fucking Phoenicians, right?

2128
01:42:27,660 --> 01:42:28,740
Oh, shit, really?

2129
01:42:28,740 --> 01:42:33,780
So anyway, this island's ancient, bro.

2130
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:39,860
So I was watching a video on this guy that opens a portal

2131
01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:41,620
with frequencies, right?

2132
01:42:41,620 --> 01:42:46,620
And it shows him opening this portal on his bed.

2133
01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:50,380
And when he was playing the frequency, dude,

2134
01:42:50,380 --> 01:42:54,380
I instantly got this chill up my spine

2135
01:42:54,380 --> 01:42:57,980
and this feeling that said stop watching this video right now.

2136
01:42:57,980 --> 01:42:58,580
Really?

2137
01:42:58,580 --> 01:42:59,700
Really, dude.

2138
01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:01,700
And I was just like, whoa.

2139
01:43:01,700 --> 01:43:02,860
And I shut it off, right?

2140
01:43:02,860 --> 01:43:05,540
And I was like, what the fuck, bro?

2141
01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:06,740
This is fucking weird.

2142
01:43:06,740 --> 01:43:11,220
All of a sudden, I went from that warm, fuzzy feeling.

2143
01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:12,820
This is where my ancestors are.

2144
01:43:12,820 --> 01:43:15,900
This is where they died.

2145
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:19,500
And they built this house to something was watching me.

2146
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:20,780
Instantly.

2147
01:43:20,780 --> 01:43:21,900
Like that, bro.

2148
01:43:21,900 --> 01:43:25,420
And I was like, did it feel like a bad thing was watching you?

2149
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:26,500
Yes, dude.

2150
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:27,260
Interesting.

2151
01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:28,060
Really.

2152
01:43:28,060 --> 01:43:31,780
It went from a warm and fuzzy feeling,

2153
01:43:31,780 --> 01:43:35,540
like I'm safe here, to stop watching this right now

2154
01:43:35,540 --> 01:43:38,100
and this feeling like something was watching me.

2155
01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:39,340
Do you feel like it was a more?

2156
01:43:39,340 --> 01:43:39,980
Ah.

2157
01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:40,660
Do you think that's like a?

2158
01:43:40,660 --> 01:43:41,700
That's fucking freaky, man.

2159
01:43:41,700 --> 01:43:42,820
Do you think that's like a paranormal thing?

2160
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:44,820
Or did you think it was just kind of like a placebo?

2161
01:43:44,820 --> 01:43:45,820
Like paranormal, dude.

2162
01:43:45,820 --> 01:43:46,340
Really?

2163
01:43:46,340 --> 01:43:46,940
Yeah.

2164
01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:48,380
So do you think like?

2165
01:43:48,380 --> 01:43:50,020
Like you were inviting something.

2166
01:43:50,020 --> 01:43:51,020
Ah, interesting.

2167
01:43:51,020 --> 01:43:52,180
And something was telling me.

2168
01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:56,260
I got a ghost story after all this stuff is like a thing.

2169
01:43:56,260 --> 01:43:58,780
But me and Emily had like a ghost experience

2170
01:43:58,780 --> 01:44:02,420
while watching a movie that was a very good movie, by the way.

2171
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,500
Which movie?

2172
01:44:03,500 --> 01:44:04,660
Late Night with the Devil.

2173
01:44:04,660 --> 01:44:05,740
I don't know if you've watched that.

2174
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:06,460
I have not.

2175
01:44:06,460 --> 01:44:07,260
It was very good.

2176
01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:08,220
Oh, I just watched that.

2177
01:44:08,220 --> 01:44:09,260
It was good, right?

2178
01:44:09,260 --> 01:44:10,940
I watched it for the second time.

2179
01:44:10,940 --> 01:44:12,100
Horror movie?

2180
01:44:12,100 --> 01:44:13,660
It's like kind of a horror movie.

2181
01:44:13,660 --> 01:44:16,340
That was really like a fucked up like.

2182
01:44:16,340 --> 01:44:19,300
It was really, I don't know.

2183
01:44:19,300 --> 01:44:20,460
Recommended.

2184
01:44:20,460 --> 01:44:21,740
Absolutely, I'd recommend it.

2185
01:44:21,740 --> 01:44:23,140
Yeah.

2186
01:44:23,140 --> 01:44:25,300
But I don't know if you're still continuing

2187
01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:26,300
on with that weird thing.

2188
01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:29,340
Well, I was just going to say like I stopped watching it.

2189
01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:29,860
Right?

2190
01:44:29,860 --> 01:44:33,060
And like the feeling the next day like went away.

2191
01:44:33,060 --> 01:44:33,540
OK.

2192
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:35,620
And I've got that warm and fuzzy feeling back.

2193
01:44:35,620 --> 01:44:36,140
Interesting.

2194
01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:37,980
But whatever that was in that moment,

2195
01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:39,780
it was like stop watching this.

2196
01:44:39,780 --> 01:44:43,460
So there's a theory in paranormal circles

2197
01:44:43,460 --> 01:44:47,140
that different frequencies can like do different things

2198
01:44:47,140 --> 01:44:50,620
and like kind of like get to like a certain vibration

2199
01:44:50,620 --> 01:44:55,980
of like the sound that can like not like attract certain things,

2200
01:44:55,980 --> 01:44:59,380
but like kind of like make them more noticeable.

2201
01:44:59,380 --> 01:45:03,060
So maybe he just got the correct frequency for something bad

2202
01:45:03,060 --> 01:45:05,380
kind of being like, ding.

2203
01:45:05,380 --> 01:45:06,060
Yeah.

2204
01:45:06,060 --> 01:45:08,220
You can look up the video, dude.

2205
01:45:08,220 --> 01:45:09,180
Just put it in the chat.

2206
01:45:09,180 --> 01:45:10,020
I'll watch it later.

2207
01:45:10,020 --> 01:45:10,660
Yeah.

2208
01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:13,860
It's just like if I forget, it's just like Guy

2209
01:45:13,860 --> 01:45:16,020
opens portal with frequencies.

2210
01:45:16,020 --> 01:45:17,900
And it's fucking weird, dude.

2211
01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:19,500
And there's nobody like there's not

2212
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:21,540
a lot of people that are like, oh, this is CGI.

2213
01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:22,660
This is so fucking fake.

2214
01:45:22,660 --> 01:45:24,340
This is ridiculous.

2215
01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:27,220
It's just like it's like people are like, oh, this

2216
01:45:27,220 --> 01:45:28,820
is like actually fucking legit.

2217
01:45:28,820 --> 01:45:29,940
This guy is doing this.

2218
01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:35,220
Guy opens portal with using different frequencies.

2219
01:45:35,220 --> 01:45:36,500
With frequencies.

2220
01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:37,620
Gateway to Sindona?

2221
01:45:37,620 --> 01:45:38,340
Yes.

2222
01:45:38,340 --> 01:45:38,860
That's it.

2223
01:45:38,860 --> 01:45:39,380
That one?

2224
01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:40,220
Yes.

2225
01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:41,260
Interesting.

2226
01:45:41,260 --> 01:45:42,660
I'll take a look at that later.

2227
01:45:42,660 --> 01:45:43,180
Yeah.

2228
01:45:43,180 --> 01:45:43,420
Yeah.

2229
01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,860
Watch it later so we don't get all fucking freaked out.

2230
01:45:45,860 --> 01:45:48,420
So I want to get freaked out.

2231
01:45:48,420 --> 01:45:51,180
But I was watching Late Night with the Devil,

2232
01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:54,260
which was a fantastic movie, by the way.

2233
01:45:54,260 --> 01:45:57,220
But I got to the point in Late Night with the Devil

2234
01:45:57,220 --> 01:46:02,980
where in the movie, the TV starts fucking up type thing.

2235
01:46:02,980 --> 01:46:07,340
You remember that part of the movie where it cuts off

2236
01:46:07,340 --> 01:46:09,020
towards the end when the demon comes out

2237
01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:10,740
and the screen does the black thing

2238
01:46:10,740 --> 01:46:13,260
and goes the video thing?

2239
01:46:13,260 --> 01:46:21,660
So my actual TV shit the bed right at that moment.

2240
01:46:21,660 --> 01:46:22,660
Are you serious?

2241
01:46:22,660 --> 01:46:24,780
That movie was freaky.

2242
01:46:24,780 --> 01:46:25,300
Yeah.

2243
01:46:25,300 --> 01:46:29,420
But you can ask Emily, if I get her to come here next week,

2244
01:46:29,420 --> 01:46:30,420
you can ask her this.

2245
01:46:30,420 --> 01:46:32,340
She'll confirm this story.

2246
01:46:32,340 --> 01:46:35,220
Actually, if you want, I can actually call her right now

2247
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:37,580
because she said she wanted to talk on the podcast.

2248
01:46:37,580 --> 01:46:39,540
But if I called her and asked her about this,

2249
01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:43,220
she would completely tell me you the exact same story.

2250
01:46:43,220 --> 01:46:47,180
But the exact moment where the demon fucked with the TV

2251
01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:50,900
in the movie, my TV just shut off completely.

2252
01:46:50,900 --> 01:46:57,580
My cable box got frozen and then went to a reboot fucking state.

2253
01:46:57,580 --> 01:47:01,260
In the movie, there's a guy that's a skeptic.

2254
01:47:01,260 --> 01:47:01,780
Yeah.

2255
01:47:01,780 --> 01:47:02,300
Right?

2256
01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:03,980
And he's trying to prove it.

2257
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:04,660
Hear this, Brian?

2258
01:47:04,660 --> 01:47:05,860
Ghosts are fucking real.

2259
01:47:05,860 --> 01:47:06,380
All right?

2260
01:47:06,380 --> 01:47:08,620
There's more than belief.

2261
01:47:08,620 --> 01:47:10,300
No, there's more to the story, too.

2262
01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:11,660
I got more to the story.

2263
01:47:11,660 --> 01:47:12,700
Well, it's Tyler, too.

2264
01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:14,540
So yeah.

2265
01:47:14,540 --> 01:47:15,380
Just kidding.

2266
01:47:15,380 --> 01:47:16,020
I can't wait.

2267
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:18,020
If Emily validates this, I'm going to shit my pants.

2268
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:18,540
Oh, no.

2269
01:47:18,540 --> 01:47:19,540
I can call her right now.

2270
01:47:19,540 --> 01:47:21,420
But I'll do it right after this.

2271
01:47:21,420 --> 01:47:24,140
The only real spooky shit I ever saw was with you.

2272
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:25,580
And I will give you credit on that.

2273
01:47:25,580 --> 01:47:28,060
You might say a lot of shit that sounds like bullshit.

2274
01:47:28,060 --> 01:47:30,860
But we've seen some spooky shit together.

2275
01:47:30,860 --> 01:47:31,380
Yeah.

2276
01:47:31,380 --> 01:47:33,900
After that shit went off, in my bedroom,

2277
01:47:33,900 --> 01:47:36,420
you've been in my house when you did that.

2278
01:47:36,420 --> 01:47:38,820
You know where that sliding door is, right there?

2279
01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:40,260
I was sitting on my couch, which is

2280
01:47:40,260 --> 01:47:43,780
on the wall closest to there.

2281
01:47:43,780 --> 01:47:49,460
Me and Emily both heard just footsteps in my bedroom.

2282
01:47:49,460 --> 01:47:54,100
And I'm like, yo, what the fuck was that?

2283
01:47:58,660 --> 01:48:03,340
Is it every time that I'm saying something that I don't know?

2284
01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:04,500
No.

2285
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:06,420
I swear to God, you have my word.

2286
01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,660
I don't do it intentionally.

2287
01:48:07,660 --> 01:48:08,300
But you're right.

2288
01:48:08,300 --> 01:48:09,860
There is a correlation.

2289
01:48:09,860 --> 01:48:10,580
I'm sorry.

2290
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:12,500
I swear to God, I don't mean it.

2291
01:48:12,500 --> 01:48:13,060
I'll stop.

2292
01:48:13,060 --> 01:48:14,300
I won't do it again.

2293
01:48:14,300 --> 01:48:17,780
But yeah, when that happened, I walked in there.

2294
01:48:17,780 --> 01:48:22,580
And Emily, I'll call her right after this to elaborate on this.

2295
01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:25,420
When I walked in there, it was fucking,

2296
01:48:25,420 --> 01:48:28,020
this was the day that it was seven degrees,

2297
01:48:28,020 --> 01:48:29,700
two weeks ago or something.

2298
01:48:29,700 --> 01:48:31,340
So the rest of the house was pretty hot.

2299
01:48:31,340 --> 01:48:34,260
It was fucking ice cold in my bedroom.

2300
01:48:34,260 --> 01:48:35,100
Oh, my God.

2301
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:36,900
And I'm like, yo, what the fuck?

2302
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:39,300
And my TV's still fucking up while this is going on.

2303
01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:42,540
It took me 10 minutes to get my TV to work correctly again.

2304
01:48:42,540 --> 01:48:43,860
My TV had to reboot.

2305
01:48:43,860 --> 01:48:47,980
Both my TV and my cable box had to reboot.

2306
01:48:47,980 --> 01:48:51,820
And then the movie continued and nothing happened.

2307
01:48:51,820 --> 01:48:55,780
But there was a really weird fucking vibe.

2308
01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:57,820
That was just stuck in the house.

2309
01:48:57,820 --> 01:49:01,460
And then I'll have Emily, I'll call her right now.

2310
01:49:01,460 --> 01:49:05,060
But I'll have her tell you another story that I told her

2311
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:05,900
when I woke up.

2312
01:49:05,900 --> 01:49:08,980
She's going to be like, what the fuck?

2313
01:49:08,980 --> 01:49:11,300
She's going to be like, you looked at the clock timer?

2314
01:49:11,300 --> 01:49:11,820
Hold on.

2315
01:49:16,580 --> 01:49:19,340
Is it not calling her?

2316
01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,860
What?

2317
01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:21,820
What do you want?

2318
01:49:21,820 --> 01:49:23,780
It's probably 10 minutes.

2319
01:49:23,780 --> 01:49:24,260
3, 3, 4.

2320
01:49:24,260 --> 01:49:24,740
Oh, no.

2321
01:49:24,740 --> 01:49:25,220
For fuck's sake.

2322
01:49:25,220 --> 01:49:26,300
It's probably a lot.

2323
01:49:26,300 --> 01:49:27,340
Come on.

2324
01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:31,020
But if she comes back, if she comes on next week,

2325
01:49:31,020 --> 01:49:33,460
ask her this story and she'll do the same thing.

2326
01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:34,820
Tell her you sent an email.

2327
01:49:34,820 --> 01:49:37,180
You sent us a fucking email, man.

2328
01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:41,460
So I was sleeping in our bedroom and she was out

2329
01:49:41,460 --> 01:49:42,820
in our living room.

2330
01:49:42,820 --> 01:49:46,660
And she says that she was in the living room this whole time.

2331
01:49:46,660 --> 01:49:50,620
And I was like, I'll tell you the rest of this.

2332
01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:53,180
So I'm sleeping and I wake up and I

2333
01:49:53,180 --> 01:49:55,900
see Emily standing at the edge of my bed.

2334
01:49:55,900 --> 01:49:58,340
And I go, just give me fucking 15 more minutes.

2335
01:49:58,340 --> 01:49:59,660
I'm trying to sleep type thing.

2336
01:49:59,660 --> 01:50:03,540
It was one of those things where you're just waking up

2337
01:50:03,540 --> 01:50:06,540
but you're like, I need 15 more minutes type thing,

2338
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:07,700
just to lay there.

2339
01:50:07,700 --> 01:50:10,540
And I'm like, just give me fucking 15 more minutes.

2340
01:50:10,540 --> 01:50:13,660
And then she just walks out.

2341
01:50:13,660 --> 01:50:14,220
I get up.

2342
01:50:14,220 --> 01:50:15,940
I'm like, I appreciate you trying to wake me up.

2343
01:50:15,940 --> 01:50:17,660
But I still need to sleep.

2344
01:50:17,660 --> 01:50:19,660
She's like, I didn't try to fucking wake you up.

2345
01:50:19,660 --> 01:50:22,300
I'm like, what do you mean you didn't try to wake me up?

2346
01:50:22,300 --> 01:50:24,780
She just goes, I never tried to wake you up.

2347
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:26,660
And I'm like, there was a person standing

2348
01:50:26,660 --> 01:50:30,380
at the edge of our bed trying to wake me up 15 minutes ago.

2349
01:50:30,380 --> 01:50:32,620
And she's like, I never went into the bedroom.

2350
01:50:32,620 --> 01:50:35,180
I'm like, you hear that, Brian?

2351
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:39,060
And then the craziest part was when

2352
01:50:39,060 --> 01:50:41,620
I was looking at this person that I thought was Emily,

2353
01:50:41,620 --> 01:50:45,300
but it might have just been like that because I was sleeping.

2354
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:46,780
I have a crucifix above my bed.

2355
01:50:46,780 --> 01:50:50,660
It was staring directly at the crucifix and didn't move.

2356
01:50:50,660 --> 01:50:51,780
What the fuck?

2357
01:50:51,780 --> 01:50:54,940
I mean, I didn't get any paranormal events

2358
01:50:54,940 --> 01:50:57,060
happening to me while I watched the movie.

2359
01:50:57,060 --> 01:50:59,580
No, I just think it was a weird thing.

2360
01:50:59,580 --> 01:51:02,020
But I don't think it had to do with the movie.

2361
01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:03,420
But I think it had to do.

2362
01:51:03,420 --> 01:51:05,820
Spooky shit keeps happening at my house.

2363
01:51:05,820 --> 01:51:08,140
But the creepiest thing was that it

2364
01:51:08,140 --> 01:51:12,580
stood in the dead center of my room looking at the crucifix

2365
01:51:12,580 --> 01:51:14,060
and not fucking moving.

2366
01:51:14,060 --> 01:51:16,980
Oh, god, I just remembered a fucking crazy memory I had.

2367
01:51:16,980 --> 01:51:18,820
I'm fucking tearing up just thinking of it.

2368
01:51:18,820 --> 01:51:21,780
I actually haven't told this one before.

2369
01:51:21,780 --> 01:51:23,780
Holy fuck, I'll keep it short.

2370
01:51:23,780 --> 01:51:25,860
But I remember.

2371
01:51:25,860 --> 01:51:28,460
There was one night, it was before my parents split,

2372
01:51:28,460 --> 01:51:31,140
but not too long before that.

2373
01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:31,860
They were fighting.

2374
01:51:31,860 --> 01:51:35,260
I remember I was falling asleep while they were fighting.

2375
01:51:35,260 --> 01:51:39,180
And I remember I was kind of drifting off.

2376
01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:42,140
And I was kind of like, oh, man.

2377
01:51:42,140 --> 01:51:43,100
Hold on.

2378
01:51:43,100 --> 01:51:44,980
Casey, can you play Stay Together for the kids?

2379
01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:47,420
I was actually just pulling that up, Dan.

2380
01:51:47,420 --> 01:51:47,920
Oh!

2381
01:51:51,300 --> 01:51:54,260
Oh, my god, what a song to back this up.

2382
01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:57,620
I remember it's going to be hard to give the eerie vibe here.

2383
01:51:57,620 --> 01:51:58,540
But that's all right.

2384
01:51:58,540 --> 01:51:59,660
No, keep it going.

2385
01:51:59,660 --> 01:52:00,380
Keep it rolling.

2386
01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:01,860
That's hilarious.

2387
01:52:05,860 --> 01:52:07,860
Fuck, I'll try here.

2388
01:52:07,860 --> 01:52:14,940
But I remember I was falling asleep in my bed.

2389
01:52:14,940 --> 01:52:19,700
And I was just like, I can't fucking do this, dude.

2390
01:52:19,700 --> 01:52:20,660
That's hilarious.

2391
01:52:20,660 --> 01:52:23,460
So you were pulling that up.

2392
01:52:23,460 --> 01:52:28,180
Fix this poem I read every day.

2393
01:52:28,180 --> 01:52:30,660
So here's your holiday!

2394
01:52:30,660 --> 01:52:32,140
OK, keep it going.

2395
01:52:32,140 --> 01:52:33,140
Hope you.

2396
01:52:33,140 --> 01:52:34,140
Keep it going.

2397
01:52:34,140 --> 01:52:35,860
All right, fuck.

2398
01:52:35,860 --> 01:52:39,180
But I remember I was just falling asleep.

2399
01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:42,780
And I was just like, damn, this is so fucked.

2400
01:52:42,780 --> 01:52:44,340
I feel so alone.

2401
01:52:44,340 --> 01:52:46,460
It was really the only time I ever felt that,

2402
01:52:46,460 --> 01:52:48,620
because my parents were really good through fighting

2403
01:52:48,620 --> 01:52:51,500
and just being like, oh, well, we might fucking hate one another,

2404
01:52:51,500 --> 01:52:53,180
but we still love you guys.

2405
01:52:53,180 --> 01:52:55,740
That was always felt. So it was like, whatever.

2406
01:52:55,740 --> 01:52:56,340
They're breaking up.

2407
01:52:56,340 --> 01:52:57,060
Who gives a fuck?

2408
01:52:57,060 --> 01:52:59,340
But this time, it was real.

2409
01:52:59,340 --> 01:53:01,060
I remember I just opened my eyes.

2410
01:53:01,060 --> 01:53:02,020
I'm falling asleep.

2411
01:53:02,020 --> 01:53:03,820
And I'm looking just at the foot of my bed.

2412
01:53:03,820 --> 01:53:06,580
And I had a pillow on top of my head, because I was autistic.

2413
01:53:06,580 --> 01:53:09,020
And I slept with a pillow on top of my good ear,

2414
01:53:09,020 --> 01:53:11,140
because it felt really weird to hear things at night.

2415
01:53:11,140 --> 01:53:13,340
I was a very autistic kid.

2416
01:53:13,340 --> 01:53:13,820
Was.

2417
01:53:13,820 --> 01:53:14,780
I was a very autistic kid.

2418
01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:15,540
Emphasis on was.

2419
01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:17,140
Yeah, I kind of outgrew a lot of this.

2420
01:53:17,140 --> 01:53:18,700
But I couldn't hear sounds.

2421
01:53:18,700 --> 01:53:20,620
Or it was like, fuck off!

2422
01:53:20,620 --> 01:53:22,340
But I kept them on.

2423
01:53:22,340 --> 01:53:25,300
I remember just in this little cone of my vision,

2424
01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:28,500
I saw just like a literally this is

2425
01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:31,020
what makes it seem so bullshit, is

2426
01:53:31,020 --> 01:53:34,300
it was your stereotypical ghost form.

2427
01:53:34,300 --> 01:53:37,540
It was just like that semi-transparent,

2428
01:53:37,540 --> 01:53:39,420
like looks like not CGI.

2429
01:53:39,420 --> 01:53:42,300
But like it looks like how a ghost looks like in the movies,

2430
01:53:42,300 --> 01:53:44,860
like Casper, like semi-transparent.

2431
01:53:44,860 --> 01:53:48,820
And I just saw this old timey belt across the bed.

2432
01:53:48,820 --> 01:53:52,500
I saw the belt buckle look at me for like 10 seconds.

2433
01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:53,820
And then it walked out of the room.

2434
01:53:53,820 --> 01:53:56,300
I was like, great!

2435
01:53:56,300 --> 01:53:56,780
Great!

2436
01:53:56,780 --> 01:54:02,100
And like my parents and now, yeah, we got fucking ghosts now.

2437
01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:04,580
That's fucking just great.

2438
01:54:04,580 --> 01:54:06,460
And I was like, even as a kid, I was like,

2439
01:54:06,460 --> 01:54:08,580
there's got to be a deeper subliminal meaning.

2440
01:54:08,580 --> 01:54:11,180
Like there's no fucking way I actually just saw that shit.

2441
01:54:11,180 --> 01:54:14,340
But like, it's like, no, there's definitely

2442
01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:15,460
that was indisputable.

2443
01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:15,980
I saw it.

2444
01:54:15,980 --> 01:54:18,220
It was like, it wasn't like I just saw a little sliver

2445
01:54:18,220 --> 01:54:21,020
and I saw some movement and my eyes saw some shit.

2446
01:54:21,020 --> 01:54:25,460
Like I saw like a good cone of vision, like that.

2447
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:28,380
Like I could see like, what the fuck?

2448
01:54:28,380 --> 01:54:30,340
Like I could see a torso.

2449
01:54:30,340 --> 01:54:31,660
It was just like the midsection.

2450
01:54:31,660 --> 01:54:32,380
I never saw it.

2451
01:54:32,380 --> 01:54:33,660
But it was like a suit.

2452
01:54:33,660 --> 01:54:35,340
Was it like an old timey belt?

2453
01:54:35,340 --> 01:54:38,660
Yeah, and this house was fucking old, dude.

2454
01:54:38,660 --> 01:54:41,260
My grandfather built it.

2455
01:54:41,260 --> 01:54:43,220
But he built it when he was super young.

2456
01:54:43,220 --> 01:54:45,900
And a lot of people have died on the property there.

2457
01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:46,500
Oh, here we go.

2458
01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:47,980
Here we go.

2459
01:54:47,980 --> 01:54:49,500
Fucking stay together for the kids.

2460
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:53,060
Hold on, hold on one second.

2461
01:54:53,060 --> 01:54:53,780
Are you in?

2462
01:54:53,780 --> 01:54:55,740
Can you hear me?

2463
01:54:55,740 --> 01:54:57,260
Hello?

2464
01:54:57,260 --> 01:54:58,140
Oh, hey.

2465
01:54:58,140 --> 01:54:58,900
Hey.

2466
01:54:58,900 --> 01:55:02,580
So I was telling them the story about the thing

2467
01:55:02,580 --> 01:55:04,220
that we had with Late Night with the Devil

2468
01:55:04,220 --> 01:55:06,100
when we were watching that.

2469
01:55:06,100 --> 01:55:06,860
Yeah.

2470
01:55:06,860 --> 01:55:09,500
So can you kind of like, you know,

2471
01:55:09,500 --> 01:55:11,780
kind of like back me up on this?

2472
01:55:11,780 --> 01:55:12,740
So when like the-

2473
01:55:12,740 --> 01:55:14,780
So here, let me, don't even say anything.

2474
01:55:14,780 --> 01:55:16,620
I'll just tell the story and that way they know

2475
01:55:16,620 --> 01:55:18,260
that you didn't like feed me anything.

2476
01:55:18,260 --> 01:55:18,740
OK.

2477
01:55:18,740 --> 01:55:19,660
Yeah, there you go.

2478
01:55:19,660 --> 01:55:21,900
Emily, you got us to a T. Perfect.

2479
01:55:21,900 --> 01:55:23,700
Beautiful.

2480
01:55:23,700 --> 01:55:31,140
So backstory to it, the night before, Tyler,

2481
01:55:31,140 --> 01:55:33,220
I'd fallen asleep on a couch.

2482
01:55:33,220 --> 01:55:37,380
And Tyler was, he went to bed at like four in the morning

2483
01:55:37,380 --> 01:55:38,820
like he does.

2484
01:55:38,820 --> 01:55:41,220
Yeah.

2485
01:55:41,220 --> 01:55:45,780
And he was laying there watching TV

2486
01:55:45,780 --> 01:55:47,820
and was like drifting in and out of sleep,

2487
01:55:47,820 --> 01:55:48,900
I think is what you said.

2488
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:52,420
Yeah, like I was asleep for like a good like 30,

2489
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:54,700
40 minutes at that point.

2490
01:55:54,700 --> 01:55:55,700
Yeah.

2491
01:55:55,700 --> 01:56:01,980
And you woke up and you saw me just standing in front

2492
01:56:01,980 --> 01:56:03,540
of the TV in our bedroom.

2493
01:56:03,540 --> 01:56:06,420
Yeah.

2494
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:09,900
And just not doing anything.

2495
01:56:09,900 --> 01:56:13,740
And then the next day, you asked me, you're like,

2496
01:56:13,740 --> 01:56:15,780
why did you just come into the bedroom

2497
01:56:15,780 --> 01:56:17,260
and stare at me for a little while?

2498
01:56:17,260 --> 01:56:21,140
It's like I absolutely did not do that.

2499
01:56:21,140 --> 01:56:22,060
Yeah.

2500
01:56:22,060 --> 01:56:26,620
And that is not a thing that I did.

2501
01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:27,900
What about the crucifix?

2502
01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:29,900
Yeah, what about the part with the cross

2503
01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:31,620
that it was like looking at the cross there?

2504
01:56:31,620 --> 01:56:32,220
Remember that?

2505
01:56:32,220 --> 01:56:33,180
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2506
01:56:33,180 --> 01:56:34,660
You said I was looking at the cross.

2507
01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:36,140
It also wouldn't pass.

2508
01:56:36,140 --> 01:56:38,460
It's not bullshit.

2509
01:56:38,460 --> 01:56:39,180
Holy shit.

2510
01:56:39,180 --> 01:56:39,980
It wouldn't pass.

2511
01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:40,860
Yeah, it wouldn't.

2512
01:56:40,860 --> 01:56:41,380
I forgot.

2513
01:56:41,380 --> 01:56:45,460
The Bible and like smaller crucifix and stuff.

2514
01:56:45,460 --> 01:56:46,860
You have like your little shrine.

2515
01:56:46,860 --> 01:56:51,780
Yeah, I have like a little altar with candles and like a Bible

2516
01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:53,340
and like all that.

2517
01:56:53,340 --> 01:56:58,980
And it was standing right before where the Bible was.

2518
01:56:58,980 --> 01:57:00,740
And it couldn't cross that line.

2519
01:57:00,740 --> 01:57:02,580
Yeah.

2520
01:57:02,580 --> 01:57:03,660
That's pretty wild.

2521
01:57:03,660 --> 01:57:05,780
You told me about that.

2522
01:57:05,780 --> 01:57:11,100
And then later that day, so as in like the next,

2523
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:13,220
technically the same day because it was like 4 AM,

2524
01:57:13,220 --> 01:57:17,620
but you know, normal people next day.

2525
01:57:20,100 --> 01:57:22,700
We were watching Late Night with the Devil.

2526
01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:27,820
And it got to the part at the very end where,

2527
01:57:27,820 --> 01:57:30,500
have any of you not seen it?

2528
01:57:30,500 --> 01:57:31,940
Do you care about spoilers?

2529
01:57:31,940 --> 01:57:32,620
No, I already did.

2530
01:57:32,620 --> 01:57:33,620
Yeah, we covered it.

2531
01:57:33,620 --> 01:57:34,620
Great movies.

2532
01:57:34,620 --> 01:57:36,380
Great movie, yeah.

2533
01:57:36,380 --> 01:57:38,940
Yeah, yeah.

2534
01:57:38,940 --> 01:57:43,860
So we got to the part at the end where the little girl's

2535
01:57:43,860 --> 01:57:48,020
head splits open and laser beams start shooting out of it

2536
01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:48,660
and stuff.

2537
01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:49,660
Yeah.

2538
01:57:49,660 --> 01:57:55,660
And the part where it goes into, what's his name?

2539
01:57:55,660 --> 01:57:57,860
What's the main character's name?

2540
01:57:57,860 --> 01:57:58,580
Jack Delroy.

2541
01:57:58,580 --> 01:57:59,900
Jack Delroy, yeah.

2542
01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:03,060
Yeah, it goes into his mind sort of,

2543
01:58:03,060 --> 01:58:06,340
and like he's going back in time and redoing all of the things.

2544
01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:07,980
And right when that started.

2545
01:58:07,980 --> 01:58:10,060
Like when it fucks with the TV in the movie.

2546
01:58:10,060 --> 01:58:14,420
Yeah, like when things get like staticky and stuff in the movie,

2547
01:58:14,420 --> 01:58:16,340
our TV just turned off.

2548
01:58:16,340 --> 01:58:19,140
Yeah, and then it had to reboot and shit, right?

2549
01:58:19,140 --> 01:58:22,420
Yeah, we had to pretty much restart it.

2550
01:58:22,420 --> 01:58:25,540
And then you had to sign out of an account and stuff.

2551
01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:27,300
Yeah, I had to unplug it.

2552
01:58:27,300 --> 01:58:28,500
I had to reboot it.

2553
01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:31,260
And then I had to reboot the cable box as well.

2554
01:58:31,260 --> 01:58:35,660
Like everything along that that movie was playing on,

2555
01:58:35,660 --> 01:58:37,140
we had to reboot.

2556
01:58:37,140 --> 01:58:39,980
My prediction is you either have ghosts or you have spectrum.

2557
01:58:39,980 --> 01:58:40,480
Right?

2558
01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:45,660
Which is worse.

2559
01:58:45,660 --> 01:58:46,740
Which is worse?

2560
01:58:46,740 --> 01:58:48,820
I don't have the ghosts.

2561
01:58:48,820 --> 01:58:50,540
At least the ghosts are mysterious.

2562
01:58:50,540 --> 01:58:54,220
And then tell them about what happened in the bedroom

2563
01:58:54,220 --> 01:58:55,500
right after that.

2564
01:58:58,180 --> 01:59:00,700
How it was super cold in that one area.

2565
01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:01,820
Oh, right, right.

2566
01:59:01,820 --> 01:59:03,220
I thought about that.

2567
01:59:03,220 --> 01:59:06,780
Yeah, so we went in there and Tyler was,

2568
01:59:06,780 --> 01:59:10,220
I was like, I'm going to go onto our bed that

2569
01:59:10,220 --> 01:59:11,860
has a crucifix above it.

2570
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:14,020
Because that feels like the safest place right now.

2571
01:59:16,620 --> 01:59:19,620
And Tyler went in.

2572
01:59:19,620 --> 01:59:21,220
He was sitting at the foot of the bed

2573
01:59:21,220 --> 01:59:23,100
and I was at the headed bed.

2574
01:59:23,100 --> 01:59:28,700
And there was just this coldness that

2575
01:59:28,700 --> 01:59:33,540
felt like it was an internal coldness.

2576
01:59:33,540 --> 01:59:36,940
I didn't feel cold, but my being.

2577
01:59:36,940 --> 01:59:38,380
I feel that.

2578
01:59:38,380 --> 01:59:40,540
I know exactly what you're talking about.

2579
01:59:40,540 --> 01:59:41,620
Yeah.

2580
01:59:41,620 --> 01:59:43,380
Oh, shit.

2581
01:59:43,380 --> 01:59:45,860
And then it just dissipated.

2582
01:59:45,860 --> 01:59:48,780
Yeah, it just dissipated.

2583
01:59:48,780 --> 01:59:50,260
Wow, she's confirmed it all.

2584
01:59:50,260 --> 01:59:51,580
Yeah, I told you.

2585
01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:52,980
I wasn't lying.

2586
01:59:52,980 --> 01:59:54,340
Well, thank you, Emily.

2587
01:59:54,340 --> 01:59:56,860
I appreciate you confirming this and making

2588
01:59:56,860 --> 01:59:58,740
me not seem crazy this time.

2589
01:59:58,740 --> 01:59:59,340
Thanks, Emily.

2590
01:59:59,340 --> 02:00:01,340
The Five Nights at Freddy's stuff is real, too.

2591
02:00:01,340 --> 02:00:02,980
Oh, yeah, the Five Nights at Freddy's,

2592
02:00:02,980 --> 02:00:05,060
the movie theater where the retail traders.

2593
02:00:05,060 --> 02:00:06,940
Oh, shit, no way.

2594
02:00:06,940 --> 02:00:08,500
Yeah, just confirm that one more time.

2595
02:00:08,500 --> 02:00:09,620
I apologize.

2596
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:10,580
I apologize.

2597
02:00:10,580 --> 02:00:10,940
Hold on.

2598
02:00:10,940 --> 02:00:12,340
Let everyone shut up for a second.

2599
02:00:12,340 --> 02:00:14,900
Just confirm that for me, please.

2600
02:00:14,900 --> 02:00:17,380
So we went to Five Nights at Freddy's because we were like,

2601
02:00:17,380 --> 02:00:18,380
oh, that's funny.

2602
02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:19,180
We should go see it.

2603
02:00:19,180 --> 02:00:22,660
We didn't realize we were seeing it on opening night.

2604
02:00:22,660 --> 02:00:28,460
People were there in varying degrees of cosplay.

2605
02:00:28,460 --> 02:00:32,500
Just drawing a little nose and whiskers on their face

2606
02:00:32,500 --> 02:00:34,580
into full on fursuits.

2607
02:00:34,580 --> 02:00:35,060
Yeah.

2608
02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:36,060
Oh, god.

2609
02:00:39,060 --> 02:00:43,460
And I knew it was going to be bad when I saw the person I

2610
02:00:43,460 --> 02:00:46,340
went to in high school with.

2611
02:00:46,340 --> 02:00:50,580
I don't know what to call them because their pronouns have

2612
02:00:50,580 --> 02:00:53,100
changed so many times.

2613
02:00:53,100 --> 02:00:55,540
There were too many chromosomes in that room, right?

2614
02:00:55,540 --> 02:00:57,580
There were way too many chromosomes in that room.

2615
02:00:57,580 --> 02:01:01,540
Oh, there were far, far too many chromosomes in that room.

2616
02:01:01,540 --> 02:01:08,140
But when I saw that person in the lobby in a costume

2617
02:01:08,140 --> 02:01:10,700
waiting to go in, it was when I knew that it

2618
02:01:10,700 --> 02:01:15,100
was going to be an experience.

2619
02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:18,700
So we go in and we sit down.

2620
02:01:18,700 --> 02:01:20,740
And we're just watching all these people come in

2621
02:01:20,740 --> 02:01:23,940
with their costumes that are like.

2622
02:01:23,940 --> 02:01:26,100
Varying levels of autism.

2623
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:26,620
Right.

2624
02:01:26,620 --> 02:01:31,780
Like there's some that are like super detailed.

2625
02:01:31,780 --> 02:01:36,060
And there's some that are just like they put a top hat on

2626
02:01:36,060 --> 02:01:37,540
and a bow tie.

2627
02:01:37,540 --> 02:01:39,860
And it looked like the bow tie was made out of duct tape

2628
02:01:39,860 --> 02:01:40,620
or something.

2629
02:01:40,620 --> 02:01:41,820
Oh, god.

2630
02:01:41,820 --> 02:01:44,420
And also there was the.

2631
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:45,300
Oh, wait.

2632
02:01:45,300 --> 02:01:46,060
I'm getting there.

2633
02:01:46,060 --> 02:01:47,060
There's lots of details.

2634
02:01:47,060 --> 02:01:47,560
Oh.

2635
02:01:51,380 --> 02:01:55,540
And then there was this one girl who

2636
02:01:55,540 --> 02:02:02,340
looked like she was like high school age who was just in.

2637
02:02:02,340 --> 02:02:05,420
Night there before Christmas onesie.

2638
02:02:05,420 --> 02:02:05,920
Yeah.

2639
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:08,580
Like pajamas.

2640
02:02:08,580 --> 02:02:11,540
What the hell?

2641
02:02:11,540 --> 02:02:13,300
This is a Five Nights at Freddy's movie.

2642
02:02:13,300 --> 02:02:14,380
So one second before the movie starts

2643
02:02:14,380 --> 02:02:16,020
and we're seeing all these people come in.

2644
02:02:16,020 --> 02:02:18,220
And we're like, what?

2645
02:02:18,220 --> 02:02:19,300
What is going on?

2646
02:02:19,300 --> 02:02:21,660
And I was ecstatic.

2647
02:02:21,660 --> 02:02:22,820
Yeah, I was ecstatic.

2648
02:02:22,820 --> 02:02:23,380
And you could.

2649
02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:23,900
Oh, yeah.

2650
02:02:23,900 --> 02:02:25,260
Absolutely.

2651
02:02:25,260 --> 02:02:27,740
I was just like I wasn't sure what to feel.

2652
02:02:27,740 --> 02:02:29,220
I just kind of.

2653
02:02:29,220 --> 02:02:33,500
You were like, this is going to be fucking awesome.

2654
02:02:33,500 --> 02:02:35,700
Well, Tyler fit right in.

2655
02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:39,380
I was like, I'm with my people.

2656
02:02:39,380 --> 02:02:41,260
No, these people were.

2657
02:02:41,260 --> 02:02:44,620
These people were a higher level of autism than I am.

2658
02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:45,980
I'm just busting your balls.

2659
02:02:45,980 --> 02:02:47,100
I recognize that.

2660
02:02:47,100 --> 02:02:48,060
I recognize that.

2661
02:02:48,060 --> 02:02:50,380
They're beyond our human comprehension.

2662
02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:52,180
They're beyond human comprehension.

2663
02:02:52,180 --> 02:02:52,900
That's correct.

2664
02:02:52,900 --> 02:02:55,500
I'll bug you just one last time for that video.

2665
02:02:55,500 --> 02:02:58,260
This guy walks in with a cowboy hat.

2666
02:02:58,260 --> 02:02:59,180
Stop fiending.

2667
02:03:02,300 --> 02:03:06,660
There is a guy who is sitting with probably his mom.

2668
02:03:06,660 --> 02:03:09,020
We called him his handler.

2669
02:03:09,020 --> 02:03:11,140
I don't know if that's considered offensive or not.

2670
02:03:11,140 --> 02:03:13,340
And I know the public can hear this.

2671
02:03:13,340 --> 02:03:14,820
They've heard me say much worse.

2672
02:03:14,820 --> 02:03:15,940
It's fine.

2673
02:03:15,940 --> 02:03:16,540
You're all right.

2674
02:03:16,540 --> 02:03:17,380
You're a guest star.

2675
02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:18,980
They won't come after you.

2676
02:03:18,980 --> 02:03:20,820
You got too much material at this point.

2677
02:03:20,820 --> 02:03:23,060
It's a little scord right?

2678
02:03:23,060 --> 02:03:28,140
It's still run for public office ever.

2679
02:03:28,140 --> 02:03:33,220
Oh, you know, I don't think I want to do that.

2680
02:03:33,220 --> 02:03:34,340
Neither do I.

2681
02:03:34,340 --> 02:03:38,620
But if Tyler does, then they're going to look at me.

2682
02:03:38,620 --> 02:03:39,620
Yeah, that's true.

2683
02:03:39,620 --> 02:03:41,380
Anyways, continue.

2684
02:03:41,380 --> 02:03:45,460
Tyler's got his own problems to worry about with what he said on the show.

2685
02:03:45,460 --> 02:03:47,580
That's very true.

2686
02:03:47,580 --> 02:03:48,740
That is very true.

2687
02:03:48,740 --> 02:03:53,820
Yeah, if that happens, then Casey's just going to have to delete the whole library.

2688
02:03:53,820 --> 02:03:54,540
I hate to say it.

2689
02:03:54,540 --> 02:03:56,860
I think you would take the hardest fall there.

2690
02:03:56,860 --> 02:03:58,980
Oh, absolutely.

2691
02:03:58,980 --> 02:04:01,500
I would be a father looking past him.

2692
02:04:01,500 --> 02:04:05,380
That would be an even harder fall than Lucifer at that point.

2693
02:04:05,380 --> 02:04:07,140
Can we get that on the soundboard, Casey?

2694
02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:08,540
The fallen one.

2695
02:04:08,540 --> 02:04:12,700
The one about Tyler saying something about a certain race of people swimming.

2696
02:04:12,700 --> 02:04:13,980
Oh, yeah, definitely.

2697
02:04:13,980 --> 02:04:16,620
Right.

2698
02:04:16,620 --> 02:04:17,860
Anyways, just.

2699
02:04:17,860 --> 02:04:19,780
Oh, yeah, I remember it quite well.

2700
02:04:19,780 --> 02:04:23,060
Just, I don't want to keep you up too long.

2701
02:04:23,060 --> 02:04:23,860
But just.

2702
02:04:23,860 --> 02:04:24,940
No, no, I'm up anyways.

2703
02:04:24,940 --> 02:04:26,940
OK, so just like tell them about.

2704
02:04:26,940 --> 02:04:29,980
Because then there was the kind of people that were there.

2705
02:04:29,980 --> 02:04:36,420
There were like kids, like you expect, like actual children there with like their parents

2706
02:04:36,420 --> 02:04:37,580
or whatever.

2707
02:04:37,580 --> 02:04:42,380
Then there were like actual gang members.

2708
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:43,820
Yeah, that's true.

2709
02:04:43,820 --> 02:04:46,620
That's normal across kids.

2710
02:04:46,620 --> 02:04:50,540
Wait for five nights at Freddy's, you got fucking gang bangers in there.

2711
02:04:50,540 --> 02:04:52,260
There were actual gang bangers.

2712
02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:54,060
There's a huge group of them sitting right behind us.

2713
02:04:54,060 --> 02:04:55,660
That is wild.

2714
02:04:55,660 --> 02:04:57,380
That is crazy.

2715
02:04:57,380 --> 02:05:00,500
There was the source of my EMS calls.

2716
02:05:00,500 --> 02:05:02,420
That's like for the employees only.

2717
02:05:02,420 --> 02:05:04,260
Yeah, the back door in the movie theater.

2718
02:05:04,260 --> 02:05:08,580
This one guy who was.

2719
02:05:08,580 --> 02:05:12,580
I'm pretty sure he had Down syndrome, if I remember correctly.

2720
02:05:12,580 --> 02:05:18,060
He walks out and the gang members are making a lot of noise because, you know, people like

2721
02:05:18,060 --> 02:05:22,140
gang bangers, gang bangers, fucking cross.

2722
02:05:22,140 --> 02:05:25,540
He comes up to them and he goes, shut up.

2723
02:05:25,540 --> 02:05:27,540
And words.

2724
02:05:27,540 --> 02:05:31,540
I remember Tyler said that.

2725
02:05:31,540 --> 02:05:36,860
He came out of the serious back door.

2726
02:05:36,860 --> 02:05:38,900
He just left immediately after that.

2727
02:05:38,900 --> 02:05:44,580
He came in, said, shut up, and word and then just went out the back door and no one said

2728
02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:45,580
anything.

2729
02:05:45,580 --> 02:05:49,780
In all fairness, what type of enjoyment is that guy going to get out of the movie?

2730
02:05:49,780 --> 02:05:54,460
He clearly wasn't there to see it.

2731
02:05:54,460 --> 02:05:56,500
And then there's kids that were vaping the whole time.

2732
02:05:56,500 --> 02:05:59,500
They were doing like vape tricks.

2733
02:05:59,500 --> 02:06:10,780
And the girl on the night before Christmas onesie was any time.

2734
02:06:10,780 --> 02:06:11,780
Freddy was on screen.

2735
02:06:11,780 --> 02:06:12,780
She was in the.

2736
02:06:12,780 --> 02:06:13,780
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

2737
02:06:13,780 --> 02:06:14,780
Yeah, other people doing it, too.

2738
02:06:14,780 --> 02:06:15,780
But she was the loudest.

2739
02:06:15,780 --> 02:06:23,980
And then at one point she started doing it and then someone somewhere else started doing

2740
02:06:23,980 --> 02:06:24,980
it.

2741
02:06:24,980 --> 02:06:28,540
So she started doing it louder and then they started doing it louder to the point where

2742
02:06:28,540 --> 02:06:31,540
they both stood up looking like they were about to fight each other.

2743
02:06:31,540 --> 02:06:36,380
But then they looked at each other and realized they knew each other and sat back down.

2744
02:06:36,380 --> 02:06:37,380
Yeah.

2745
02:06:37,380 --> 02:06:44,860
So this whole thing was just a disastrous, a disastrous autism bomb that went off and

2746
02:06:44,860 --> 02:06:48,420
we were at ground zero for it.

2747
02:06:48,420 --> 02:06:50,700
And I didn't lie about it.

2748
02:06:50,700 --> 02:06:53,580
No, and I will be completely honest, Tyler.

2749
02:06:53,580 --> 02:06:54,980
I apologize.

2750
02:06:54,980 --> 02:06:55,980
Thank you.

2751
02:06:55,980 --> 02:06:56,980
I apologize.

2752
02:06:56,980 --> 02:07:00,500
I really thought that story was completely bullshit, but Emily, you have validated a

2753
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:01,500
lot of it.

2754
02:07:01,500 --> 02:07:02,500
Thank you.

2755
02:07:02,500 --> 02:07:07,140
That was like my textbook example of Tyler just saying some things that are not true.

2756
02:07:07,140 --> 02:07:08,940
That's what that's real.

2757
02:07:08,940 --> 02:07:09,940
That's for real.

2758
02:07:09,940 --> 02:07:10,940
I'll give you credit on that.

2759
02:07:10,940 --> 02:07:11,940
I apologize.

2760
02:07:11,940 --> 02:07:19,540
Because so many insane things happen to him that it's just believable.

2761
02:07:19,540 --> 02:07:21,660
Maybe I just got you all wrong, Tyler.

2762
02:07:21,660 --> 02:07:22,660
Thank you.

2763
02:07:22,660 --> 02:07:24,820
So, so I appreciate that Emily.

2764
02:07:24,820 --> 02:07:26,180
I appreciate that Emily.

2765
02:07:26,180 --> 02:07:27,380
He gave us the truth.

2766
02:07:27,380 --> 02:07:28,740
We'll let you go.

2767
02:07:28,740 --> 02:07:29,740
All right.

2768
02:07:29,740 --> 02:07:30,740
Thank you.

2769
02:07:30,740 --> 02:07:31,740
I'll be home soon.

2770
02:07:31,740 --> 02:07:32,740
Okay.

2771
02:07:32,740 --> 02:07:33,740
We love you.

2772
02:07:33,740 --> 02:07:34,740
All right.

2773
02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:42,020
After all that fun time to get to our favorite game of Jeopardy.

2774
02:07:42,020 --> 02:07:46,060
And then we got to go immediately after our friend Brian here.

2775
02:07:46,060 --> 02:07:48,060
He's got work in the morning.

2776
02:07:48,060 --> 02:07:49,060
So much more.

2777
02:07:49,060 --> 02:07:50,060
I wanted to learn about your brain.

2778
02:07:50,060 --> 02:07:51,060
We were just getting into the, right?

2779
02:07:51,060 --> 02:07:56,460
Just getting into the good shit about the traveling and then we took me and Tyler took

2780
02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:57,460
it over.

2781
02:07:57,460 --> 02:07:58,460
Yeah.

2782
02:07:58,460 --> 02:07:59,460
We don't do very well.

2783
02:07:59,460 --> 02:08:00,460
Nah, nah.

2784
02:08:00,460 --> 02:08:01,460
We'll get Brian back on.

2785
02:08:01,460 --> 02:08:02,460
Brian will be back.

2786
02:08:02,460 --> 02:08:03,460
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

2787
02:08:03,460 --> 02:08:04,460
I'm Alex Trebek.

2788
02:08:04,460 --> 02:08:05,460
It will be good.

2789
02:08:05,460 --> 02:08:06,460
It will be good.

2790
02:08:06,460 --> 02:08:10,460
You got your special guest, Brian, first time on the show.

2791
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,460
How's it going?

2792
02:08:11,460 --> 02:08:12,460
Good luck.

2793
02:08:12,460 --> 02:08:13,780
Do you think you can beat these guys at Jeopardy?

2794
02:08:13,780 --> 02:08:16,780
I know I can beat them all.

2795
02:08:16,780 --> 02:08:18,220
No, he might.

2796
02:08:18,220 --> 02:08:19,580
He could be a hidden threat.

2797
02:08:19,580 --> 02:08:20,580
I'll be completely honest.

2798
02:08:20,580 --> 02:08:21,580
I'm not a hidden threat.

2799
02:08:21,580 --> 02:08:24,580
12 time winner, dad, the vitamin man.

2800
02:08:24,580 --> 02:08:25,580
Oh yeah.

2801
02:08:25,580 --> 02:08:26,580
12 time.

2802
02:08:26,580 --> 02:08:27,580
Holy shit.

2803
02:08:27,580 --> 02:08:28,580
Last time I had a hidden threat.

2804
02:08:28,580 --> 02:08:29,580
25 time winner, Tyler.

2805
02:08:29,580 --> 02:08:30,580
25 fucking five motherfucker.

2806
02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:31,580
And half of them are fucking champions.

2807
02:08:31,580 --> 02:08:32,580
Four time winner, the champion.

2808
02:08:32,580 --> 02:08:33,580
You're a third year champ.

2809
02:08:33,580 --> 02:08:34,580
The quattro.

2810
02:08:34,580 --> 02:08:35,580
The quattro.

2811
02:08:35,580 --> 02:08:36,580
And back.

2812
02:08:36,580 --> 02:08:37,580
Yeah.

2813
02:08:37,580 --> 02:08:38,580
I can get many of them wins, baby.

2814
02:08:38,580 --> 02:08:39,580
Let's go for another tonight.

2815
02:08:39,580 --> 02:08:40,580
Ken, Brian, steal his first win.

2816
02:08:40,580 --> 02:08:41,580
That's not going to happen.

2817
02:08:41,580 --> 02:08:42,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2818
02:08:42,580 --> 02:08:43,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2819
02:08:43,580 --> 02:08:44,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2820
02:08:44,580 --> 02:08:45,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2821
02:08:45,580 --> 02:08:46,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2822
02:08:46,580 --> 02:08:47,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2823
02:08:47,580 --> 02:08:50,580
I'm going to get a second win.

2824
02:08:50,580 --> 02:08:51,580
All right.

2825
02:08:51,580 --> 02:08:52,580
All right.

2826
02:08:52,580 --> 02:08:53,580
You're defending your title.

2827
02:08:53,580 --> 02:08:54,580
Let's go.

2828
02:08:54,580 --> 02:08:55,580
All right.

2829
02:08:55,580 --> 02:08:56,580
Damn straight.

2830
02:08:56,580 --> 02:09:00,700
I beat you guys fucking outright the last time.

2831
02:09:00,700 --> 02:09:03,580
You've got to give me credit to go get my.

2832
02:09:03,580 --> 02:09:06,980
Because you gave up as Dan said.

2833
02:09:06,980 --> 02:09:07,980
Well, what?

2834
02:09:07,980 --> 02:09:11,180
Today you got former country names.

2835
02:09:11,180 --> 02:09:12,180
Oh, former.

2836
02:09:12,180 --> 02:09:13,180
Former.

2837
02:09:13,180 --> 02:09:15,980
I think I got one of them down.

2838
02:09:15,980 --> 02:09:17,780
Fresh slinging slashers.

2839
02:09:17,780 --> 02:09:18,780
OK.

2840
02:09:18,780 --> 02:09:19,780
All right.

2841
02:09:19,780 --> 02:09:20,780
Renaissance men.

2842
02:09:20,780 --> 02:09:21,780
No.

2843
02:09:21,780 --> 02:09:22,780
US cities.

2844
02:09:22,780 --> 02:09:23,780
Nope.

2845
02:09:23,780 --> 02:09:24,780
Dishes named after people.

2846
02:09:24,780 --> 02:09:25,780
Nope.

2847
02:09:25,780 --> 02:09:27,020
Who was president when?

2848
02:09:27,020 --> 02:09:28,020
No.

2849
02:09:28,020 --> 02:09:29,020
Atomic elements.

2850
02:09:29,020 --> 02:09:30,020
Maybe.

2851
02:09:30,020 --> 02:09:31,020
Alibek.

2852
02:09:31,020 --> 02:09:32,020
First place.

2853
02:09:32,020 --> 02:09:37,060
What is the first like two categories?

2854
02:09:37,060 --> 02:09:39,060
One of them country names.

2855
02:09:39,060 --> 02:09:40,460
Former former country names.

2856
02:09:40,460 --> 02:09:41,460
Let's go for that.

2857
02:09:41,460 --> 02:09:42,460
Two hundred.

2858
02:09:42,460 --> 02:09:43,460
Yep.

2859
02:09:43,460 --> 02:09:49,260
The first one was changed to Minamar in 1989, although it's still referred to as this.

2860
02:09:49,260 --> 02:09:50,260
Minamar.

2861
02:09:50,260 --> 02:09:51,260
Minamar.

2862
02:09:51,260 --> 02:09:56,260
I think I know what year.

2863
02:09:56,260 --> 02:09:57,260
1989.

2864
02:09:57,260 --> 02:09:58,260
Oh, 19.

2865
02:09:58,260 --> 02:09:59,260
1989.

2866
02:09:59,260 --> 02:10:00,260
That would be Burma.

2867
02:10:00,260 --> 02:10:07,260
Who the fuck would know that, Casey?

2868
02:10:07,260 --> 02:10:08,260
That's the 200 question.

2869
02:10:08,260 --> 02:10:09,260
That's a common.

2870
02:10:09,260 --> 02:10:10,260
All right.

2871
02:10:10,260 --> 02:10:14,860
I thought this was going to be a strong point, but just keep it rolling.

2872
02:10:14,860 --> 02:10:15,860
I'm not.

2873
02:10:15,860 --> 02:10:16,860
That was the 200.

2874
02:10:16,860 --> 02:10:17,860
Yeah.

2875
02:10:17,860 --> 02:10:18,860
That was common knowledge.

2876
02:10:18,860 --> 02:10:19,860
Wow.

2877
02:10:19,860 --> 02:10:20,860
That's fucking.

2878
02:10:20,860 --> 02:10:21,860
Alibex pig.

2879
02:10:21,860 --> 02:10:22,860
That's rough.

2880
02:10:22,860 --> 02:10:23,860
Keep it rolling.

2881
02:10:23,860 --> 02:10:24,860
400.

2882
02:10:24,860 --> 02:10:27,060
This American state was its own independent country from 1836.

2883
02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:28,060
Texas.

2884
02:10:28,060 --> 02:10:29,060
Wait.

2885
02:10:29,060 --> 02:10:30,060
Yes.

2886
02:10:30,060 --> 02:10:31,060
Texas.

2887
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:34,780
Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention.

2888
02:10:34,780 --> 02:10:36,780
What was even the question?

2889
02:10:36,780 --> 02:10:40,780
I don't know.

2890
02:10:40,780 --> 02:10:42,420
I'm paying attention.

2891
02:10:42,420 --> 02:10:43,420
You son of a bitch.

2892
02:10:43,420 --> 02:10:44,420
I fucking know you were.

2893
02:10:44,420 --> 02:10:45,420
The state was its own country.

2894
02:10:45,420 --> 02:10:46,420
Oh, yeah.

2895
02:10:46,420 --> 02:10:47,420
Are you fucking kidding me?

2896
02:10:47,420 --> 02:10:48,420
Coming out here.

2897
02:10:48,420 --> 02:10:49,420
Keep up the momentum.

2898
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,420
You make me look good, dude.

2899
02:10:50,420 --> 02:10:51,420
Come on.

2900
02:10:51,420 --> 02:10:52,420
Keep it going.

2901
02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:57,420
I might not be smart, but I got smart friends.

2902
02:10:57,420 --> 02:10:58,420
Smart friends.

2903
02:10:58,420 --> 02:10:59,420
Got Brian's pick there.

2904
02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:00,420
Oh, where are the categories?

2905
02:11:00,420 --> 02:11:01,420
Former country names, hash slinger slashers.

2906
02:11:01,420 --> 02:11:07,860
Renaissance men.

2907
02:11:07,860 --> 02:11:10,500
Let's just keep on going with the former countries.

2908
02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:11,500
600.

2909
02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:20,100
This state that existed from 1525 to 1918 included parts of modern day Germany, Poland, and Russia.

2910
02:11:20,100 --> 02:11:21,100
Was the Ottoman Empire.

2911
02:11:21,100 --> 02:11:22,100
No.

2912
02:11:22,100 --> 02:11:23,100
What the fuck are you talking about?

2913
02:11:23,100 --> 02:11:24,100
It's like a turkey, bro.

2914
02:11:24,100 --> 02:11:28,500
What the fuck are you talking about?

2915
02:11:28,500 --> 02:11:29,500
Good job.

2916
02:11:29,500 --> 02:11:34,580
The first states that existed from 1525 to 1918 included Germany, Poland, and Russia.

2917
02:11:34,580 --> 02:11:37,580
The fuck am I talking about?

2918
02:11:37,580 --> 02:11:39,980
It's a country name.

2919
02:11:39,980 --> 02:11:40,980
The Ottoman Empire.

2920
02:11:40,980 --> 02:11:41,980
No one.

2921
02:11:41,980 --> 02:11:42,980
No.

2922
02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:43,980
Or is it Prussia?

2923
02:11:43,980 --> 02:11:44,980
Oh, yeah.

2924
02:11:44,980 --> 02:11:45,980
Yeah.

2925
02:11:45,980 --> 02:11:50,020
Probably can take a lot of the Ottoman Empire.

2926
02:11:50,020 --> 02:11:51,020
Keep on going.

2927
02:11:51,020 --> 02:11:52,020
Fuck.

2928
02:11:52,020 --> 02:11:53,020
For 800.

2929
02:11:53,020 --> 02:11:56,420
Daily double.

2930
02:11:56,420 --> 02:11:58,060
You can wager up to a thousand.

2931
02:11:58,060 --> 02:12:00,820
Let's go with a thousand.

2932
02:12:00,820 --> 02:12:01,820
A thousand.

2933
02:12:01,820 --> 02:12:02,820
Wow.

2934
02:12:02,820 --> 02:12:06,940
This former country located in both Europe and Asia was part of the central powers in

2935
02:12:06,940 --> 02:12:09,940
World War I.

2936
02:12:09,940 --> 02:12:17,820
Just think, man.

2937
02:12:17,820 --> 02:12:19,780
There's only a handful there, right?

2938
02:12:19,780 --> 02:12:20,780
There's only, I think.

2939
02:12:20,780 --> 02:12:21,780
I think there's only one.

2940
02:12:21,780 --> 02:12:22,780
Repeat the question.

2941
02:12:22,780 --> 02:12:23,780
No, there's four.

2942
02:12:23,780 --> 02:12:29,500
The country located in both Europe and Asia was part of the central powers in World War

2943
02:12:29,500 --> 02:12:30,500
I.

2944
02:12:30,500 --> 02:12:33,500
I'm just going to take a guess.

2945
02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:34,500
What is Germany?

2946
02:12:34,500 --> 02:12:35,500
He says Germany.

2947
02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:36,500
Oh, no.

2948
02:12:36,500 --> 02:12:39,500
That would be the Ottoman Empire.

2949
02:12:39,500 --> 02:12:40,500
Fuck.

2950
02:12:40,500 --> 02:12:41,500
Come on, Alex.

2951
02:12:41,500 --> 02:12:43,500
Fuck the Ottoman Turks, bro.

2952
02:12:43,500 --> 02:12:45,500
Fuck the Ottoman Turks, bro.

2953
02:12:45,500 --> 02:12:46,500
No, fuck them.

2954
02:12:46,500 --> 02:12:51,220
They fucking conquered my people for like fucking a thousand years.

2955
02:12:51,220 --> 02:12:53,220
I catch all that shit.

2956
02:12:53,220 --> 02:12:55,540
The Ottoman Empire answered.

2957
02:12:55,540 --> 02:12:57,900
The fucking Greeks are still fighting with the Turks.

2958
02:12:57,900 --> 02:13:03,340
I thought that was the answer, but I thought it was going to sound like a fucking idiot

2959
02:13:03,340 --> 02:13:04,340
again.

2960
02:13:04,340 --> 02:13:07,540
I'm just happy that I was vindicated.

2961
02:13:07,540 --> 02:13:13,060
In 2019, this Eastern European country added North to its name to resolve a decades long

2962
02:13:13,060 --> 02:13:15,580
conflict with Greece.

2963
02:13:15,580 --> 02:13:17,060
What?

2964
02:13:17,060 --> 02:13:18,060
Oh.

2965
02:13:18,060 --> 02:13:21,460
What is Cyprus?

2966
02:13:21,460 --> 02:13:22,460
Nope.

2967
02:13:22,460 --> 02:13:23,460
I'm sorry, Brian.

2968
02:13:23,460 --> 02:13:24,460
Nobody?

2969
02:13:24,460 --> 02:13:25,460
No, hold on.

2970
02:13:25,460 --> 02:13:36,460
Hold on a decades long conflict with Greece added North to its name.

2971
02:13:36,460 --> 02:13:37,460
Nope.

2972
02:13:37,460 --> 02:13:42,460
It's France over there.

2973
02:13:42,460 --> 02:13:50,100
That's not even close to Greece.

2974
02:13:50,100 --> 02:13:52,940
No, it's in like what Eastern Europe.

2975
02:13:52,940 --> 02:13:53,940
It'd be Macedonia.

2976
02:13:53,940 --> 02:13:56,940
Nights of Macedonia?

2977
02:13:56,940 --> 02:14:03,940
Brian, you got Hashling and Slashers, Renaissance Men, US cities, dishes named after the people.

2978
02:14:03,940 --> 02:14:08,340
Who was president when it and atomic elements?

2979
02:14:08,340 --> 02:14:10,700
Say that.

2980
02:14:10,700 --> 02:14:13,500
Say those again.

2981
02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:17,740
Hashling and Slashers, Renaissance Men, US cities.

2982
02:14:17,740 --> 02:14:18,740
US cities.

2983
02:14:18,740 --> 02:14:19,740
For 200.

2984
02:14:19,740 --> 02:14:20,740
For 200.

2985
02:14:20,740 --> 02:14:21,740
Home of the NASA control base.

2986
02:14:21,740 --> 02:14:22,740
What is Houston?

2987
02:14:22,740 --> 02:14:23,740
Fuck.

2988
02:14:23,740 --> 02:14:24,740
Houston.

2989
02:14:24,740 --> 02:14:25,740
Fuck.

2990
02:14:25,740 --> 02:14:30,180
Ali Mac, how do you fucking not get that one?

2991
02:14:30,180 --> 02:14:31,180
You fucking delinquent.

2992
02:14:31,180 --> 02:14:32,180
You guys.

2993
02:14:32,180 --> 02:14:33,460
I pressed the button a split second after you.

2994
02:14:33,460 --> 02:14:35,860
You guys did awful with the former country names.

2995
02:14:35,860 --> 02:14:38,500
You all got in the negative except Tyler.

2996
02:14:38,500 --> 02:14:40,380
Let's fucking go.

2997
02:14:40,380 --> 02:14:43,460
How could we let him get away with this?

2998
02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:49,980
1000, this vigilante killer's career started off after his terminal cancer diagnosis.

2999
02:14:49,980 --> 02:14:52,020
What is Jigsaw?

3000
02:14:52,020 --> 02:14:53,020
Jigsaw.

3001
02:14:53,020 --> 02:14:54,020
Yes.

3002
02:14:54,020 --> 02:14:55,020
Oh, good one.

3003
02:14:55,020 --> 02:14:56,020
Oh shit.

3004
02:14:56,020 --> 02:14:57,020
What's that put Brian up to?

3005
02:14:57,020 --> 02:14:58,020
400.

3006
02:14:58,020 --> 02:14:59,020
400.

3007
02:14:59,020 --> 02:15:00,020
Oh, damn.

3008
02:15:00,020 --> 02:15:01,020
So he's 200 above me.

3009
02:15:01,020 --> 02:15:02,020
Wow.

3010
02:15:02,020 --> 02:15:03,020
Oh, sorry.

3011
02:15:03,020 --> 02:15:04,020
I peeked the mic again.

3012
02:15:04,020 --> 02:15:05,020
All right.

3013
02:15:05,020 --> 02:15:08,020
I'll have to quiet that down when I listen to it.

3014
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:09,020
Brian's picking you up.

3015
02:15:09,020 --> 02:15:10,020
All right.

3016
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:11,020
US cities.

3017
02:15:11,020 --> 02:15:12,020
US cities.

3018
02:15:12,020 --> 02:15:13,020
400.

3019
02:15:13,020 --> 02:15:15,620
Home of Starbucks coffee chain.

3020
02:15:15,620 --> 02:15:18,620
What is Seattle, Washington?

3021
02:15:18,620 --> 02:15:19,620
Seattle.

3022
02:15:19,620 --> 02:15:20,620
Damn.

3023
02:15:20,620 --> 02:15:23,780
Ashling and Sasser for 800.

3024
02:15:23,780 --> 02:15:29,020
This killer's first victim was his sister, sister Judith when he was only six.

3025
02:15:29,020 --> 02:15:30,020
Michael Myers.

3026
02:15:30,020 --> 02:15:31,020
So it's movie.

3027
02:15:31,020 --> 02:15:33,220
I thought we were talking about actual murder cases.

3028
02:15:33,220 --> 02:15:36,220
I thought we were talking about flashers.

3029
02:15:36,220 --> 02:15:37,220
600.

3030
02:15:37,220 --> 02:15:43,500
This spooky killer shares his name with a member of the Wu Tang.

3031
02:15:43,500 --> 02:15:46,940
No, it's what is Ghostface?

3032
02:15:46,940 --> 02:15:47,940
Ghostface.

3033
02:15:47,940 --> 02:15:48,940
That makes sense.

3034
02:15:48,940 --> 02:15:52,860
How the fuck do I not get that Ali Mac?

3035
02:15:52,860 --> 02:15:55,860
You fucking love the woo woo.

3036
02:15:55,860 --> 02:15:58,860
So I'm back to 200.

3037
02:15:58,860 --> 02:16:04,860
We'll keep going with the slashers.

3038
02:16:04,860 --> 02:16:05,860
400.

3039
02:16:05,860 --> 02:16:09,820
Now the traditional athlete, this killer frequently sports a hockey mouse.

3040
02:16:09,820 --> 02:16:10,820
Jason.

3041
02:16:10,820 --> 02:16:19,980
Nah, he pressed one and then he waited until fucking Casey, who's not supposed to gave

3042
02:16:19,980 --> 02:16:21,460
him the rest of the question.

3043
02:16:21,460 --> 02:16:22,740
I'm confused here.

3044
02:16:22,740 --> 02:16:23,740
Tyler's back.

3045
02:16:23,740 --> 02:16:24,740
We'll do this.

3046
02:16:24,740 --> 02:16:26,700
We'll fucking be on confused, bro.

3047
02:16:26,700 --> 02:16:27,700
You're an umpire.

3048
02:16:27,700 --> 02:16:29,260
Is there one left in that?

3049
02:16:29,260 --> 02:16:30,260
Yeah, 200.

3050
02:16:30,260 --> 02:16:31,260
Yeah, we'll do that.

3051
02:16:31,260 --> 02:16:32,260
200.

3052
02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:34,260
Your dreams aren't safe from this grotesque.

3053
02:16:34,260 --> 02:16:36,860
You're pretty good.

3054
02:16:36,860 --> 02:16:37,860
Fucking give it to him.

3055
02:16:37,860 --> 02:16:38,860
Why don't we?

3056
02:16:38,860 --> 02:16:39,860
Jesus fucking.

3057
02:16:39,860 --> 02:16:43,380
How you got Renaissance men, US cities dishes, names after people.

3058
02:16:43,380 --> 02:16:44,380
Fuck you.

3059
02:16:44,380 --> 02:16:51,780
Who was president when the atomic elements 600 home of professional sports teams like

3060
02:16:51,780 --> 02:16:53,780
the Rays and the Buccaneers?

3061
02:16:53,780 --> 02:16:55,340
Who got it?

3062
02:16:55,340 --> 02:16:56,340
You did.

3063
02:16:56,340 --> 02:16:59,340
The Tampa Bay.

3064
02:16:59,340 --> 02:17:01,340
Fuck.

3065
02:17:01,340 --> 02:17:04,460
I don't know.

3066
02:17:04,460 --> 02:17:06,260
I hit you, Dan.

3067
02:17:06,260 --> 02:17:07,420
I wouldn't hit you.

3068
02:17:07,420 --> 02:17:09,220
Also known as the big easy.

3069
02:17:09,220 --> 02:17:10,220
Fuck.

3070
02:17:10,220 --> 02:17:11,220
What is Chicago?

3071
02:17:11,220 --> 02:17:12,220
No.

3072
02:17:12,220 --> 02:17:13,220
What is New Orleans?

3073
02:17:13,220 --> 02:17:14,220
Yes.

3074
02:17:14,220 --> 02:17:15,220
Ah, fuck.

3075
02:17:15,220 --> 02:17:16,220
What?

3076
02:17:16,220 --> 02:17:17,220
Yes.

3077
02:17:17,220 --> 02:17:18,220
The big easy.

3078
02:17:18,220 --> 02:17:19,220
It's pretty.

3079
02:17:19,220 --> 02:17:20,220
That's pretty normal.

3080
02:17:20,220 --> 02:17:21,220
I'm so deep in the negative.

3081
02:17:21,220 --> 02:17:22,220
I fucking high for 1000.

3082
02:17:22,220 --> 02:17:34,940
You got 4000.

3083
02:17:34,940 --> 02:17:36,260
Everybody else is in the negative.

3084
02:17:36,260 --> 02:17:38,260
How much of the negatives are they?

3085
02:17:38,260 --> 02:17:39,260
You got 4000.

3086
02:17:39,260 --> 02:17:40,260
I go home now.

3087
02:17:40,260 --> 02:17:41,260
I'll bet.

3088
02:17:41,260 --> 02:17:42,260
I'll bet 500.

3089
02:17:42,260 --> 02:17:45,260
I can see why you don't like doing this.

3090
02:17:45,260 --> 02:17:46,260
5000.

3091
02:17:46,260 --> 02:17:47,260
500.

3092
02:17:47,260 --> 02:17:48,260
I'll cling to it.

3093
02:17:48,260 --> 02:17:50,260
Known as the mile high city.

3094
02:17:50,260 --> 02:17:51,260
Yes.

3095
02:17:51,260 --> 02:17:52,260
Fuck.

3096
02:17:52,260 --> 02:17:53,260
That's the daily double.

3097
02:17:53,260 --> 02:17:54,260
Come on.

3098
02:17:54,260 --> 02:17:55,260
The easiest question in the entire fucking thing.

3099
02:17:55,260 --> 02:17:56,260
We still got it.

3100
02:17:56,260 --> 02:17:57,260
We still got it.

3101
02:17:57,260 --> 02:17:58,260
Oh, Chicago's the windiest city in Chicago.

3102
02:17:58,260 --> 02:17:59,260
Hey Casey, how about you suck my dick?

3103
02:17:59,260 --> 02:18:00,260
All right, you guys come back.

3104
02:18:00,260 --> 02:18:01,260
We got Renaissance men.

3105
02:18:01,260 --> 02:18:02,260
I was thinking the big breeze.

3106
02:18:02,260 --> 02:18:07,260
Oh yeah, I'm feeling a real big comeback on the Renaissance men.

3107
02:18:07,260 --> 02:18:10,260
Get the fuck out of here.

3108
02:18:10,260 --> 02:18:11,260
Are you kidding me?

3109
02:18:11,260 --> 02:18:12,260
Fuck that.

3110
02:18:12,260 --> 02:18:13,260
I might as well fucking shove my buzzer up my ass.

3111
02:18:13,260 --> 02:18:14,260
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?

3112
02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:15,260
Fuck this game, man.

3113
02:18:15,260 --> 02:18:16,260
Come on.

3114
02:18:16,260 --> 02:18:17,260
I don't want to play this game.

3115
02:18:17,260 --> 02:18:18,260
Fuck.

3116
02:18:18,260 --> 02:18:19,260
Fuck.

3117
02:18:19,260 --> 02:18:20,260
Fuck.

3118
02:18:20,260 --> 02:18:21,260
Come on.

3119
02:18:21,260 --> 02:18:22,260
Come on, Casey.

3120
02:18:22,260 --> 02:18:23,260
Tyler, you got real fucking good.

3121
02:18:23,260 --> 02:18:24,260
I fucking even had it with the Ottoman Empire.

3122
02:18:24,260 --> 02:18:25,260
Fuck.

3123
02:18:25,260 --> 02:18:26,260
I fucked you over.

3124
02:18:26,260 --> 02:18:31,500
This is the amount of people who was president when in atomic element.

3125
02:18:31,500 --> 02:18:32,840
Who was president?

3126
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:33,840
Atomic elements?

3127
02:18:33,840 --> 02:18:34,840
Two hundred.

3128
02:18:34,840 --> 02:18:36,780
King Charles III was coronated.

3129
02:18:36,780 --> 02:18:39,060
Who was president when?

3130
02:18:39,060 --> 02:18:40,060
What?

3131
02:18:40,060 --> 02:18:41,060
Was that?

3132
02:18:41,060 --> 02:18:42,060
There wasn't even enough words.

3133
02:18:42,060 --> 02:18:45,940
Who was president when King Charles III was coronated?

3134
02:18:45,940 --> 02:18:48,420
What is Joe Biden?

3135
02:18:48,420 --> 02:18:49,420
Yes.

3136
02:18:49,420 --> 02:18:50,420
Are you fucking kidding me?

3137
02:18:50,420 --> 02:18:51,420
Who the fuck is Charles III?

3138
02:18:51,420 --> 02:18:52,420
Unbelievable.

3139
02:18:52,420 --> 02:18:53,420
The King of England.

3140
02:18:53,420 --> 02:18:54,420
Fuck that guy.

3141
02:18:54,420 --> 02:18:55,420
He's not even relevant anymore.

3142
02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:56,420
He's not even relevant anymore.

3143
02:18:56,420 --> 02:18:57,420
Tyler's right.

3144
02:18:57,420 --> 02:18:58,420
We'll go with president.

3145
02:18:58,420 --> 02:18:59,420
Four hundred.

3146
02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:04,420
Who was president when Captain Sullenberger landed the miracle on the Hudson?

3147
02:19:04,420 --> 02:19:05,420
Who?

3148
02:19:05,420 --> 02:19:06,420
Barack Obama, baby.

3149
02:19:06,420 --> 02:19:07,420
That's a good one.

3150
02:19:07,420 --> 02:19:08,420
He says Barack Obama.

3151
02:19:08,420 --> 02:19:09,420
No.

3152
02:19:09,420 --> 02:19:10,420
What is George W?

3153
02:19:10,420 --> 02:19:11,420
George W.

3154
02:19:11,420 --> 02:19:12,420
Oh, shit.

3155
02:19:12,420 --> 02:19:13,420
Dude.

3156
02:19:13,420 --> 02:19:20,420
Hey, don't give up.

3157
02:19:20,420 --> 02:19:24,420
We can still come back.

3158
02:19:24,420 --> 02:19:26,420
Ryan, shut the fuck up.

3159
02:19:26,420 --> 02:19:29,420
Can we just get a quick score?

3160
02:19:29,420 --> 02:19:31,580
Tyler's got 5100.

3161
02:19:31,580 --> 02:19:33,580
Ali Max got negative 600.

3162
02:19:33,580 --> 02:19:34,580
Brian's got negative 200.

3163
02:19:34,580 --> 02:19:35,580
Dan's got negative 2200.

3164
02:19:35,580 --> 02:19:36,580
All right, at least I'm in one for a second.

3165
02:19:36,580 --> 02:19:47,460
For 600, America celebrated its bicentennial.

3166
02:19:47,460 --> 02:19:50,460
Who was president?

3167
02:19:50,460 --> 02:19:54,060
Oh, fuck.

3168
02:19:54,060 --> 02:19:57,940
Who's Jimmy Carter?

3169
02:19:57,940 --> 02:19:58,940
Nope.

3170
02:19:58,940 --> 02:20:02,180
He's a fucking good one, though.

3171
02:20:02,180 --> 02:20:04,180
No, it wasn't him.

3172
02:20:04,180 --> 02:20:05,180
No one?

3173
02:20:05,180 --> 02:20:06,180
He was dead.

3174
02:20:06,180 --> 02:20:07,180
It was Gerald Ford.

3175
02:20:07,180 --> 02:20:08,180
Fuck!

3176
02:20:08,180 --> 02:20:10,180
Oh, it was on the tip of my tongue.

3177
02:20:10,180 --> 02:20:11,580
It was Tyler's pick.

3178
02:20:11,580 --> 02:20:12,580
I was going to...

3179
02:20:12,580 --> 02:20:13,580
Ah, fuck it.

3180
02:20:13,580 --> 02:20:14,580
Whatever.

3181
02:20:14,580 --> 02:20:15,580
Presidents.

3182
02:20:15,580 --> 02:20:19,180
Yeah, who was president when the Soviet Union was dissolved?

3183
02:20:19,180 --> 02:20:20,180
That's me.

3184
02:20:20,180 --> 02:20:22,180
What is Ronnie Reagan?

3185
02:20:22,180 --> 02:20:23,180
No.

3186
02:20:23,180 --> 02:20:24,180
Really?

3187
02:20:24,180 --> 02:20:25,180
Who's Nixon?

3188
02:20:25,180 --> 02:20:26,180
Nixon, no.

3189
02:20:26,180 --> 02:20:27,180
I don't care.

3190
02:20:27,180 --> 02:20:30,180
I'm just going to keep going.

3191
02:20:30,180 --> 02:20:35,180
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

3192
02:20:35,180 --> 02:20:36,180
Wait, the Soviet Union?

3193
02:20:36,180 --> 02:20:37,180
I can buzz it again.

3194
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:38,180
George H.W. Bush.

3195
02:20:38,180 --> 02:20:39,180
Yes.

3196
02:20:39,180 --> 02:20:40,180
George H.W. Bush.

3197
02:20:40,180 --> 02:20:46,180
Are you telling me I just gave that answer to fucking Tyler?

3198
02:20:46,180 --> 02:20:47,180
Did you?

3199
02:20:47,180 --> 02:20:48,180
Fuck you.

3200
02:20:48,180 --> 02:20:49,180
Tyler's...

3201
02:20:49,180 --> 02:20:51,180
I'm drunk and I'm high.

3202
02:20:51,180 --> 02:20:53,180
I fucking hate everybody here.

3203
02:20:53,180 --> 02:20:55,180
I could have sworn it was Reagan, but anyways...

3204
02:20:55,180 --> 02:20:56,180
I'm not high.

3205
02:20:56,180 --> 02:20:58,180
I've never done drugs before in my life.

3206
02:20:58,180 --> 02:21:01,180
1000, who was president when Super Mario Brothers came out?

3207
02:21:01,180 --> 02:21:02,180
Who's Ronald Reagan?

3208
02:21:02,180 --> 02:21:03,180
Ronald Reagan.

3209
02:21:03,180 --> 02:21:04,180
Ah, fuck.

3210
02:21:04,180 --> 02:21:06,180
I'm fucking up my negative game.

3211
02:21:06,180 --> 02:21:08,180
Dude, it ain't there.

3212
02:21:08,180 --> 02:21:13,180
Dan, you got Renaissance men, dishes, naivety for people, and atomic elements.

3213
02:21:13,180 --> 02:21:16,180
Let's do atomic elements.

3214
02:21:16,180 --> 02:21:18,180
I'm feeling a big comeback here for me.

3215
02:21:18,180 --> 02:21:22,180
For 200, this element necessary for life can also become...

3216
02:21:22,180 --> 02:21:23,180
What is carbon?

3217
02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:25,180
Yep, graphite or diamond.

3218
02:21:25,180 --> 02:21:27,180
I was a second behind you.

3219
02:21:27,180 --> 02:21:28,180
I was a second behind you.

3220
02:21:28,180 --> 02:21:29,180
All right, keep it going.

3221
02:21:29,180 --> 02:21:30,180
I was good.

3222
02:21:30,180 --> 02:21:33,180
400, this element abbreviated S-N shares its name.

3223
02:21:33,180 --> 02:21:37,180
S-N shares its name with a Wizard of Oz character.

3224
02:21:37,180 --> 02:21:39,180
What is tin?

3225
02:21:39,180 --> 02:21:40,180
Tin.

3226
02:21:40,180 --> 02:21:41,180
That's good.

3227
02:21:41,180 --> 02:21:43,180
Keep it going.

3228
02:21:43,180 --> 02:21:47,180
600, and back to the future, the DeLorean...

3229
02:21:47,180 --> 02:21:49,180
It's Plutonium!

3230
02:21:49,180 --> 02:21:51,180
That's what you get when you're dead!

3231
02:21:51,180 --> 02:21:53,180
Plutonium!

3232
02:21:53,180 --> 02:21:55,180
The Libyans!

3233
02:21:55,180 --> 02:21:57,180
Who is the next body?

3234
02:21:57,180 --> 02:21:59,180
The Libyans!

3235
02:21:59,180 --> 02:22:01,180
Ah, same category.

3236
02:22:01,180 --> 02:22:02,180
800.

3237
02:22:02,180 --> 02:22:06,180
This halogen is also the name of a 21 pilot song.

3238
02:22:06,180 --> 02:22:08,180
What is Klein?

3239
02:22:08,180 --> 02:22:09,180
Yes, Dan.

3240
02:22:09,180 --> 02:22:10,180
I was 104.

3241
02:22:10,180 --> 02:22:12,180
How did you get that?

3242
02:22:12,180 --> 02:22:13,180
That was incredible.

3243
02:22:13,180 --> 02:22:14,180
It's either Klein...

3244
02:22:14,180 --> 02:22:18,180
I buzzed in a split second after you, but I'm impressed you got that over me.

3245
02:22:18,180 --> 02:22:20,180
There's only four halides.

3246
02:22:20,180 --> 02:22:22,180
Me and him fucking went to the count together.

3247
02:22:22,180 --> 02:22:23,180
Did I get a song called 5 or 6?

3248
02:22:23,180 --> 02:22:25,180
Sippin' off your glory.

3249
02:22:25,180 --> 02:22:26,180
Dan, you want the last one?

3250
02:22:26,180 --> 02:22:27,180
Yeah, fuck it.

3251
02:22:27,180 --> 02:22:33,180
1000. This 99th element was named after a scientist who worked on general relativity in Manhattan.

3252
02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:35,180
What is Einsteinium?

3253
02:22:35,180 --> 02:22:36,180
Yes.

3254
02:22:36,180 --> 02:22:37,180
Nice.

3255
02:22:37,180 --> 02:22:39,180
Yeah, I give up.

3256
02:22:39,180 --> 02:22:43,180
Are we just going Tyler wins?

3257
02:22:43,180 --> 02:22:47,180
Ty, you got Renaissance men and dishes named after people.

3258
02:22:47,180 --> 02:22:49,180
Do we really have to?

3259
02:22:49,180 --> 02:22:51,180
Yeah, we'll do dishes named after people.

3260
02:22:51,180 --> 02:22:52,180
He could bet it all on us.

3261
02:22:52,180 --> 02:22:53,180
Come back, Ali back!

3262
02:22:53,180 --> 02:22:55,180
You're actually in second place.

3263
02:22:55,180 --> 02:22:57,180
Alright, I'm fighting for second place.

3264
02:22:57,180 --> 02:22:59,180
Fuck you too.

3265
02:22:59,180 --> 02:23:01,180
Actually, no.

3266
02:23:01,180 --> 02:23:02,180
I love you.

3267
02:23:02,180 --> 02:23:04,180
Fuck this guy.

3268
02:23:04,180 --> 02:23:12,180
200. Eating this dish which consists of poached eggs, hollandaise sauce, and Canadian bacon on an English muffin might be considered high treason.

3269
02:23:12,180 --> 02:23:13,180
What is Benedict?

3270
02:23:13,180 --> 02:23:15,180
Eggs Benedict.

3271
02:23:15,180 --> 02:23:16,180
Yes.

3272
02:23:16,180 --> 02:23:18,180
Nice.

3273
02:23:18,180 --> 02:23:21,180
I appreciate your room for me after saying fuck you.

3274
02:23:21,180 --> 02:23:22,180
I'm sorry.

3275
02:23:22,180 --> 02:23:24,180
I apologize for that.

3276
02:23:24,180 --> 02:23:25,180
Ali Maxson.

3277
02:23:25,180 --> 02:23:26,180
Keep it going.

3278
02:23:26,180 --> 02:23:32,180
400. This appetizer shares its name but is not named after a Roman emperor.

3279
02:23:32,180 --> 02:23:33,180
What is Caesar salad?

3280
02:23:33,180 --> 02:23:34,180
Oh yeah.

3281
02:23:34,180 --> 02:23:35,180
Nice.

3282
02:23:35,180 --> 02:23:37,180
Shoot me in the head.

3283
02:23:37,180 --> 02:23:39,180
What a runaway Tyler Vicks.

3284
02:23:39,180 --> 02:23:40,180
Keep it going.

3285
02:23:40,180 --> 02:23:47,180
600. This popular Mexican snack was named after a Mexican maitre d'Ignacio Inaya.

3286
02:23:47,180 --> 02:23:49,180
What?

3287
02:23:49,180 --> 02:23:51,180
What is a taco?

3288
02:23:51,180 --> 02:23:54,180
No.

3289
02:23:54,180 --> 02:23:56,180
Well, somebody's I gotta come back somehow.

3290
02:23:56,180 --> 02:23:58,180
I gotta take some fucking pot shots.

3291
02:23:58,180 --> 02:23:59,180
Can you say the question again?

3292
02:23:59,180 --> 02:24:06,180
This popular Mexican snack was named after Mexican maitre d'Ignacio Inaya.

3293
02:24:06,180 --> 02:24:07,180
You all laugh.

3294
02:24:07,180 --> 02:24:09,180
Was that that bad of a guess?

3295
02:24:09,180 --> 02:24:11,180
No, I'm gonna take a guess too.

3296
02:24:11,180 --> 02:24:12,180
Was tortilla chips.

3297
02:24:12,180 --> 02:24:14,180
Oh no.

3298
02:24:14,180 --> 02:24:15,180
Oh no?

3299
02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:17,180
No, it was nachos.

3300
02:24:17,180 --> 02:24:18,180
Fuck.

3301
02:24:18,180 --> 02:24:19,180
That's close enough.

3302
02:24:19,180 --> 02:24:21,180
You gotta give it to him.

3303
02:24:21,180 --> 02:24:22,180
I'll give it to him.

3304
02:24:22,180 --> 02:24:23,180
Yeah, give it to him.

3305
02:24:23,180 --> 02:24:24,180
Those are pity points.

3306
02:24:24,180 --> 02:24:25,180
All right, Brian.

3307
02:24:25,180 --> 02:24:26,180
You pick, Brian.

3308
02:24:26,180 --> 02:24:28,180
No, not the pity points.

3309
02:24:28,180 --> 02:24:32,180
All right, you got dishes named after people in Renaissance Moon.

3310
02:24:32,180 --> 02:24:35,180
Let's go for Renaissance Moon.

3311
02:24:35,180 --> 02:24:40,180
200. This teenage mutant ninja turtle painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

3312
02:24:40,180 --> 02:24:42,180
What is Michael Angelo?

3313
02:24:42,180 --> 02:24:43,180
I mean, I...

3314
02:24:43,180 --> 02:24:44,180
He buzzed in though.

3315
02:24:44,180 --> 02:24:45,180
Yeah, but it didn't work.

3316
02:24:45,180 --> 02:24:46,180
Wait, hold up.

3317
02:24:46,180 --> 02:24:47,180
Am I eight?

3318
02:24:47,180 --> 02:24:48,180
Yeah, you're eight.

3319
02:24:48,180 --> 02:24:49,180
Oh, fuck.

3320
02:24:49,180 --> 02:24:52,180
Did we not hear a buzz though?

3321
02:24:52,180 --> 02:24:53,180
I cut that thing three times.

3322
02:24:53,180 --> 02:24:55,180
Yeah, but he was gripping that thing with a death grip.

3323
02:24:55,180 --> 02:24:56,180
So he fucking...

3324
02:24:56,180 --> 02:24:58,180
Did you press it before me though?

3325
02:24:58,180 --> 02:24:59,180
Yeah.

3326
02:24:59,180 --> 02:25:00,180
Hit your...

3327
02:25:00,180 --> 02:25:01,180
I think so.

3328
02:25:01,180 --> 02:25:02,180
Hit your thing.

3329
02:25:02,180 --> 02:25:05,180
No, it is now, but I went...

3330
02:25:05,180 --> 02:25:06,180
That's what I fucked up on.

3331
02:25:06,180 --> 02:25:07,180
You fucking retarded.

3332
02:25:07,180 --> 02:25:09,180
It didn't read in because I went like this.

3333
02:25:09,180 --> 02:25:10,180
Yeah, but...

3334
02:25:10,180 --> 02:25:12,180
I was gonna say fucking Michael Angelo.

3335
02:25:12,180 --> 02:25:13,180
God damn it.

3336
02:25:13,180 --> 02:25:14,180
All right, Dan.

3337
02:25:14,180 --> 02:25:15,180
I'll hang on my cleats.

3338
02:25:15,180 --> 02:25:16,180
Same category.

3339
02:25:16,180 --> 02:25:17,180
400.

3340
02:25:17,180 --> 02:25:18,180
You got the other double.

3341
02:25:18,180 --> 02:25:19,180
Oh, whatever.

3342
02:25:19,180 --> 02:25:20,180
How many points did I get?

3343
02:25:20,180 --> 02:25:21,180
Wow, that would have been beneficial for the guy in second.

3344
02:25:21,180 --> 02:25:22,180
Fuck.

3345
02:25:22,180 --> 02:25:23,180
You're gonna give him 2000 points to wager.

3346
02:25:23,180 --> 02:25:24,180
You got negative 1000.

3347
02:25:24,180 --> 02:25:25,180
Negative...

3348
02:25:25,180 --> 02:25:26,180
All 2000.

3349
02:25:26,180 --> 02:25:27,180
2000 points?

3350
02:25:27,180 --> 02:25:28,180
Yeah.

3351
02:25:28,180 --> 02:25:33,180
This man of many talents conceptually invented the parachute, helicopter, armored fighting

3352
02:25:33,180 --> 02:25:34,180
force...

3353
02:25:34,180 --> 02:25:35,180
What is Leonardo da Vinci?

3354
02:25:35,180 --> 02:25:36,180
Yes!

3355
02:25:36,180 --> 02:25:37,180
And I got robbed of that.

3356
02:25:37,180 --> 02:25:38,180
Danny, back to 1000.

3357
02:25:38,180 --> 02:25:39,180
Son of a cock.

3358
02:25:39,180 --> 02:25:40,180
Son of a cock.

3359
02:25:40,180 --> 02:25:48,180
I fucking pressed the button and I didn't buy it.

3360
02:25:48,180 --> 02:25:51,180
What am I at?

3361
02:25:51,180 --> 02:25:52,180
What?

3362
02:25:52,180 --> 02:25:53,180
You got 1000.

3363
02:25:53,180 --> 02:25:56,180
Oh shit, I'm out of the negative.

3364
02:25:56,180 --> 02:25:58,180
You got Renaissance men and dishes...

3365
02:25:58,180 --> 02:25:59,180
I'm voting for you.

3366
02:25:59,180 --> 02:26:00,180
I don't want to.

3367
02:26:00,180 --> 02:26:02,180
Renaissance men and dishes named after people.

3368
02:26:02,180 --> 02:26:03,180
Same category.

3369
02:26:03,180 --> 02:26:04,180
600.

3370
02:26:04,180 --> 02:26:07,180
He was prosecuted by the Catholic Church for his mal-

3371
02:26:07,180 --> 02:26:08,180
Who's Galileo?

3372
02:26:08,180 --> 02:26:09,180
Heliocentrism.

3373
02:26:09,180 --> 02:26:10,180
Yep.

3374
02:26:10,180 --> 02:26:11,180
Galileo.

3375
02:26:11,180 --> 02:26:12,180
That was quick.

3376
02:26:12,180 --> 02:26:15,700
As much as I hate you for stealing that, I'm still gonna give you a fist bump because

3377
02:26:15,700 --> 02:26:18,180
I want you to win now.

3378
02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:19,180
Damn.

3379
02:26:19,180 --> 02:26:20,620
Renaissance men?

3380
02:26:20,620 --> 02:26:21,620
Same category.

3381
02:26:21,620 --> 02:26:22,620
800.

3382
02:26:22,620 --> 02:26:25,180
Invented the movable type printing press in 1440.

3383
02:26:25,180 --> 02:26:28,180
Oh fuck, who's Martin Luther?

3384
02:26:28,180 --> 02:26:29,180
No.

3385
02:26:29,180 --> 02:26:30,180
Oh, damn.

3386
02:26:30,180 --> 02:26:31,180
I know it.

3387
02:26:31,180 --> 02:26:32,180
Who is Green?

3388
02:26:32,180 --> 02:26:33,180
Oh fuck.

3389
02:26:33,180 --> 02:26:34,180
I feel like I know it.

3390
02:26:34,180 --> 02:26:35,180
Who would WB Mason?

3391
02:26:35,180 --> 02:26:36,180
I did not buzz in here.

3392
02:26:36,180 --> 02:26:39,180
Who would WB Mason?

3393
02:26:39,180 --> 02:26:44,180
No, it was Johans Gutenberg.

3394
02:26:44,180 --> 02:26:48,180
Oh, I didn't know that.

3395
02:26:48,180 --> 02:26:50,180
Say Greenberg.

3396
02:26:50,180 --> 02:26:52,180
Did you get his minus points, Casey?

3397
02:26:52,180 --> 02:26:53,180
Yeah.

3398
02:26:53,180 --> 02:26:54,180
Thank you.

3399
02:26:54,180 --> 02:26:55,180
What am I at?

3400
02:26:55,180 --> 02:26:56,180
Fuck off, Tyler.

3401
02:26:56,180 --> 02:26:57,180
You're at 800.

3402
02:26:57,180 --> 02:26:58,180
Did you get his minus points?

3403
02:26:58,180 --> 02:26:59,180
Oh, I only lost 200?

3404
02:26:59,180 --> 02:27:00,180
No, you got the question before that.

3405
02:27:00,180 --> 02:27:01,180
You lost 400.

3406
02:27:01,180 --> 02:27:02,180
Dance pick.

3407
02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:03,180
Same category.

3408
02:27:03,180 --> 02:27:04,180
1000.

3409
02:27:04,180 --> 02:27:09,180
This explorer lends his name to both Americas as well as a beach in GTA V.

3410
02:27:09,180 --> 02:27:10,180
What is this, Fesputi?

3411
02:27:10,180 --> 02:27:11,180
Fesputi Beach.

3412
02:27:11,180 --> 02:27:12,180
I literally checked that.

3413
02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:13,180
I'm not even paying attention.

3414
02:27:13,180 --> 02:27:14,180
I just knew it from Grand Theft Auto V.

3415
02:27:14,180 --> 02:27:15,180
I didn't even know the name of the beach.

3416
02:27:15,180 --> 02:27:16,180
Is it the LA Beach?

3417
02:27:16,180 --> 02:27:17,180
Yes.

3418
02:27:17,180 --> 02:27:18,180
Instead of Venice Beach, it's Fesputi.

3419
02:27:18,180 --> 02:27:19,180
Oh, no shit.

3420
02:27:19,180 --> 02:27:20,180
Wow, that was good.

3421
02:27:20,180 --> 02:27:21,180
We got 800,000 for dishes.

3422
02:27:21,180 --> 02:27:22,180
Name that for people.

3423
02:27:22,180 --> 02:27:23,180
Let's do 800.

3424
02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:24,180
800.

3425
02:27:24,180 --> 02:27:25,180
This popular sandwich restaurant.

3426
02:27:25,180 --> 02:27:26,180
I don't know.

3427
02:27:26,180 --> 02:27:27,180
I don't know.

3428
02:27:27,180 --> 02:27:28,180
I don't know.

3429
02:27:28,180 --> 02:27:29,180
I don't know.

3430
02:27:29,180 --> 02:27:30,180
I don't know.

3431
02:27:30,180 --> 02:27:31,180
I don't know.

3432
02:27:31,180 --> 02:27:32,180
I don't know.

3433
02:27:32,180 --> 02:27:33,180
I don't know.

3434
02:27:33,180 --> 02:27:38,180
This popular sandwich roll was named after an Austro-Hungarian ruler.

3435
02:27:38,180 --> 02:27:43,580
Never mind.

3436
02:27:43,580 --> 02:27:44,580
Say it again.

3437
02:27:44,580 --> 02:27:50,020
This popular sandwich roll was made after an Austro-Hungarian ruler.

3438
02:27:50,020 --> 02:27:51,020
What is a Reuben?

3439
02:27:51,020 --> 02:27:52,020
No.

3440
02:27:52,020 --> 02:27:53,020
Don't laugh at me, bro.

3441
02:27:53,020 --> 02:27:54,020
It's not a bad guess.

3442
02:27:54,020 --> 02:27:55,020
I'm going to time it out.

3443
02:27:55,020 --> 02:27:56,020
It's a Kaiser roll.

3444
02:27:56,020 --> 02:27:57,020
Kaiser roll.

3445
02:27:57,020 --> 02:27:58,020
Finally for a thousand.

3446
02:27:58,020 --> 02:27:59,020
Fucking Kaiser.

3447
02:27:59,020 --> 02:28:00,020
This popular kind of sandwich restaurant.

3448
02:28:00,020 --> 02:28:01,020
I don't know.

3449
02:28:01,020 --> 02:28:02,020
I don't know.

3450
02:28:02,020 --> 02:28:03,020
I don't know.

3451
02:28:03,020 --> 02:28:04,020
I don't know.

3452
02:28:04,020 --> 02:28:07,020
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.

3453
02:28:07,020 --> 02:28:10,020
What is pineapple?

3454
02:28:10,020 --> 02:28:11,020
No.

3455
02:28:11,020 --> 02:28:12,020
I don't know.

3456
02:28:12,020 --> 02:28:15,020
I'm just taking guess because I need points.

3457
02:28:15,020 --> 02:28:17,060
Hey Casey, guess what?

3458
02:28:17,060 --> 02:28:18,060
I fucking hate you.

3459
02:28:18,060 --> 02:28:19,540
Oh, I didn't mean to press that.

3460
02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:20,540
I fucking hate you.

3461
02:28:20,540 --> 02:28:21,540
Say the question again.

3462
02:28:21,540 --> 02:28:22,540
Say the question again.

3463
02:28:22,540 --> 02:28:30,620
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.

3464
02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:31,620
Let it ride.

3465
02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:32,620
I got this, bro.

3466
02:28:32,620 --> 02:28:36,500
Say it one more time.

3467
02:28:36,500 --> 02:28:41,700
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.

3468
02:28:41,700 --> 02:28:42,700
A fruit?

3469
02:28:42,700 --> 02:28:45,220
It's a fruit.

3470
02:28:45,220 --> 02:28:46,220
It's an orchard.

3471
02:28:46,220 --> 02:28:47,220
It's a fucking fruit.

3472
02:28:47,220 --> 02:28:48,220
It's in an orchard.

3473
02:28:48,220 --> 02:28:49,220
You fucking.

3474
02:28:49,220 --> 02:28:52,220
What is a fucking Nazi fruit?

3475
02:28:52,220 --> 02:28:53,220
Nazi fruit.

3476
02:28:53,220 --> 02:28:54,220
Nazi fruit.

3477
02:28:54,220 --> 02:28:57,220
I don't fucking know, man.

3478
02:28:57,220 --> 02:28:58,220
Starberry.

3479
02:28:58,220 --> 02:28:59,220
Time it out.

3480
02:28:59,220 --> 02:29:01,820
That would be a Granny Smith apple.

3481
02:29:01,820 --> 02:29:03,220
Who the fuck would know that?

3482
02:29:03,220 --> 02:29:04,220
Granny Smith?

3483
02:29:04,220 --> 02:29:05,220
I think I know.

3484
02:29:05,220 --> 02:29:07,220
I bet you're so disappointed, Tyler.

3485
02:29:07,220 --> 02:29:10,220
In the Final Jeopardy, Brian's got negative 600.

3486
02:29:10,220 --> 02:29:11,220
Dan's got 800.

3487
02:29:11,220 --> 02:29:13,220
Ali Max got negative 1200.

3488
02:29:13,220 --> 02:29:15,220
Tyler's got 7500.

3489
02:29:15,220 --> 02:29:17,220
Don't even come in second.

3490
02:29:17,220 --> 02:29:19,220
If I didn't touch my nephoser.

3491
02:29:19,220 --> 02:29:25,220
Because if, remember, somebody gets a thousand points for guessing if I'm circumcised or

3492
02:29:25,220 --> 02:29:26,220
not.

3493
02:29:26,220 --> 02:29:28,220
I don't think it's really going to affect anything, unfortunately.

3494
02:29:28,220 --> 02:29:32,220
Well, I take out on the negative.

3495
02:29:32,220 --> 02:29:33,220
Somebody.

3496
02:29:33,220 --> 02:29:34,220
Yeah.

3497
02:29:34,220 --> 02:29:36,220
Just makes me come in second instead of you, I think.

3498
02:29:36,220 --> 02:29:37,220
Tyler, cut it out.

3499
02:29:37,220 --> 02:29:38,220
This is interesting.

3500
02:29:38,220 --> 02:29:39,220
No, I better go.

3501
02:29:39,220 --> 02:29:40,220
All right.

3502
02:29:40,220 --> 02:29:41,220
So what were your answers?

3503
02:29:41,220 --> 02:29:42,220
What did you all say?

3504
02:29:42,220 --> 02:29:43,220
I said.

3505
02:29:43,220 --> 02:29:44,220
I said you were cut.

3506
02:29:44,220 --> 02:29:49,220
I said you gave off a vibe of someone who was uncircumcised, but then I'm like, oh yeah,

3507
02:29:49,220 --> 02:29:50,220
I saw your penis.

3508
02:29:50,220 --> 02:29:51,220
It is circumcised.

3509
02:29:51,220 --> 02:29:52,220
Nah, man.

3510
02:29:52,220 --> 02:29:53,220
You were team uncut.

3511
02:29:53,220 --> 02:29:54,220
I say you're circumcised.

3512
02:29:54,220 --> 02:29:55,220
Okay.

3513
02:29:55,220 --> 02:29:58,220
I think you're cut.

3514
02:29:58,220 --> 02:30:05,220
So that gives everybody a thousand points.

3515
02:30:05,220 --> 02:30:08,100
Yeah, but you were saying uncircumcised.

3516
02:30:08,100 --> 02:30:10,620
I was saying that he looks like he would be uncircumcised.

3517
02:30:10,620 --> 02:30:11,620
Even with his fucking.

3518
02:30:11,620 --> 02:30:12,620
How many, man, gets a thousand points?

3519
02:30:12,620 --> 02:30:13,620
Yeah.

3520
02:30:13,620 --> 02:30:14,620
All right.

3521
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:17,620
Because you still have negative 200.

3522
02:30:17,620 --> 02:30:21,620
You can't give me fucking 1500 points.

3523
02:30:21,620 --> 02:30:24,260
Are you fucking kidding me, man?

3524
02:30:24,260 --> 02:30:27,220
I hate this end of game bonus points shit.

3525
02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:28,220
All right.

3526
02:30:28,220 --> 02:30:29,220
Final question.

3527
02:30:29,220 --> 02:30:33,020
You were asking for it when I was pummeling you last episode, so I don't want to fucking

3528
02:30:33,020 --> 02:30:34,020
hear it.

3529
02:30:34,020 --> 02:30:37,860
And you said in that scene, you said, oh, I'm not feeling it tonight.

3530
02:30:37,860 --> 02:30:38,860
I wasn't.

3531
02:30:38,860 --> 02:30:40,260
When you were in the fucking negative, bro.

3532
02:30:40,260 --> 02:30:41,700
Yeah, you're fucking feeling it.

3533
02:30:41,700 --> 02:30:46,980
If you know the answer, you press the fucking button and you took away my goddamn win.

3534
02:30:46,980 --> 02:30:48,860
And now you're doing the same shit to me.

3535
02:30:48,860 --> 02:30:49,860
I don't want to fucking hear it.

3536
02:30:49,860 --> 02:30:50,860
I don't take what you won.

3537
02:30:50,860 --> 02:30:51,860
I don't want to hear it.

3538
02:30:51,860 --> 02:30:55,100
Final question doesn't really matter, but let's see if Tyler does it.

3539
02:30:55,100 --> 02:31:00,500
This US president was the only independent not belonging to any political party.

3540
02:31:00,500 --> 02:31:03,500
Oh, come on.

3541
02:31:03,500 --> 02:31:07,500
Are you fucking with me?

3542
02:31:07,500 --> 02:31:08,500
Shit.

3543
02:31:08,500 --> 02:31:11,500
It doesn't matter.

3544
02:31:11,500 --> 02:31:18,500
I'm just throwing that out there.

3545
02:31:18,500 --> 02:31:39,540
Dan's in second place with 800 points.

3546
02:31:39,540 --> 02:31:43,260
Can he make a 6700 point comeback?

3547
02:31:43,260 --> 02:31:45,260
I don't know.

3548
02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:48,780
Actually, that picture is my answer.

3549
02:31:48,780 --> 02:31:49,780
What was the question?

3550
02:31:49,780 --> 02:31:52,620
You know what?

3551
02:31:52,620 --> 02:31:53,620
That's my answer.

3552
02:31:53,620 --> 02:32:08,620
What about you, Halle Beck?

3553
02:32:08,620 --> 02:32:10,420
Tyler wins.

3554
02:32:10,420 --> 02:32:14,300
Tyler fucking blows.

3555
02:32:14,300 --> 02:32:15,300
I'm drunk.

3556
02:32:15,300 --> 02:32:19,980
All right, Brian, do you want to give your answers to the question?

3557
02:32:19,980 --> 02:32:24,260
The US president that was the only independent not belonging to any, but we didn't even think

3558
02:32:24,260 --> 02:32:28,980
about Jesus Christ elect not to tell.

3559
02:32:28,980 --> 02:32:30,420
All right.

3560
02:32:30,420 --> 02:32:32,980
Ali Max says Theodore Roosevelt.

3561
02:32:32,980 --> 02:32:33,980
It's incorrect.

3562
02:32:33,980 --> 02:32:34,980
Not true.

3563
02:32:34,980 --> 02:32:43,460
Bet as much as much as Tyler has make him mad.

3564
02:32:43,460 --> 02:32:45,900
Tyler says Jimmy Carter.

3565
02:32:45,900 --> 02:32:49,180
Show them the picture.

3566
02:32:49,180 --> 02:32:55,660
And then he sent a picture of Dave Mustaine or somebody on the toilet.

3567
02:32:55,660 --> 02:32:56,660
He bet 100.

3568
02:32:56,660 --> 02:32:58,540
He's down to 7400.

3569
02:32:58,540 --> 02:33:00,740
Dan says George Washington.

3570
02:33:00,740 --> 02:33:01,740
That's right.

3571
02:33:01,740 --> 02:33:02,740
Oh, fuck.

3572
02:33:02,740 --> 02:33:03,740
Final Jeopardy, baby.

3573
02:33:03,740 --> 02:33:04,740
Dan.

3574
02:33:04,740 --> 02:33:05,740
Final Jeopardy.

3575
02:33:05,740 --> 02:33:06,740
He got 800.

3576
02:33:06,740 --> 02:33:08,740
He doubles his points to 1600, but it doesn't matter.

3577
02:33:08,740 --> 02:33:09,740
Tyler wins.

3578
02:33:09,740 --> 02:33:10,740
Tyler fucking wins.

3579
02:33:10,740 --> 02:33:11,740
2630.

3580
02:33:11,740 --> 02:33:12,740
And you're a winner in my book.

3581
02:33:12,740 --> 02:33:13,740
I got Final Jeopardy, baby.

3582
02:33:13,740 --> 02:33:14,740
Final Jeopardy.

3583
02:33:14,740 --> 02:33:15,740
Yeah, Dan.

3584
02:33:15,740 --> 02:33:18,740
Look, doesn't it matter who wins the last hand?

3585
02:33:18,740 --> 02:33:19,740
Yeah.

3586
02:33:19,740 --> 02:33:20,740
I came back from the negative.

3587
02:33:20,740 --> 02:33:21,740
He doubles his points, though.

3588
02:33:21,740 --> 02:33:22,740
Yeah, he did.

3589
02:33:22,740 --> 02:33:23,740
It's pretty good.

3590
02:33:23,740 --> 02:33:24,740
Coming back from negative 2200.

3591
02:33:24,740 --> 02:33:30,860
How did you know that about George Washington, Dan?

3592
02:33:30,860 --> 02:33:32,220
Because he hated political parties.

3593
02:33:32,220 --> 02:33:33,220
Right.

3594
02:33:33,220 --> 02:33:34,220
Exactly.

3595
02:33:34,220 --> 02:33:35,220
Yeah.

3596
02:33:35,220 --> 02:33:36,220
How far are we falling?

3597
02:33:36,220 --> 02:33:37,220
I think he was right.

3598
02:33:37,220 --> 02:33:38,220
Me too.

3599
02:33:38,220 --> 02:33:39,220
I agree.

3600
02:33:39,220 --> 02:33:47,620
I think that if you talk about political parties in doing your duties, you should automatically

3601
02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:48,620
be fired as a politician.

3602
02:33:48,620 --> 02:33:53,900
Can you imagine what this world would be if we just didn't have political parties?

3603
02:33:53,900 --> 02:33:54,900
It would be amazing.

3604
02:33:54,900 --> 02:34:00,260
You can have political parties outside of your duties as a civil servant.

3605
02:34:00,260 --> 02:34:01,780
But as soon as you start...

3606
02:34:01,780 --> 02:34:02,780
Oh, shit.

3607
02:34:02,780 --> 02:34:04,460
But can you imagine that, though?

3608
02:34:04,460 --> 02:34:08,340
If everybody just gave their beliefs and there was no parties.

3609
02:34:08,340 --> 02:34:10,500
We'd probably live in a much better world.

3610
02:34:10,500 --> 02:34:12,260
Yeah, George Washington didn't want that.

3611
02:34:12,260 --> 02:34:13,260
Yeah, that's what he said.

3612
02:34:13,260 --> 02:34:14,260
Yep.

3613
02:34:14,260 --> 02:34:15,260
And here we are.

3614
02:34:15,260 --> 02:34:19,540
These political parties are going to divide us, which they are.

3615
02:34:19,540 --> 02:34:21,100
How many wins is that for Tyler?

3616
02:34:21,100 --> 02:34:22,100
That's 26 wins.

3617
02:34:22,100 --> 02:34:29,260
Tyler, I'll give you a fist bump, but just let you know, it comes from a genuine place

3618
02:34:29,260 --> 02:34:30,260
of hatred.

3619
02:34:30,260 --> 02:34:33,340
I love you as a person, but I hate you in jeopardy.

3620
02:34:33,340 --> 02:34:35,980
I'm just a man of some kind.

3621
02:34:35,980 --> 02:34:41,500
I'm not getting high on this podcast anymore because the one episode I was fucking sober,

3622
02:34:41,500 --> 02:34:44,100
the last one I fucking won.

3623
02:34:44,100 --> 02:34:46,140
Yeah, I just wasn't feeling it.

3624
02:34:46,140 --> 02:34:47,140
All right.

3625
02:34:47,140 --> 02:34:48,860
Thanks to our special guest, Brian.

3626
02:34:48,860 --> 02:34:49,860
All right.

3627
02:34:49,860 --> 02:34:52,660
We got to do our fucking smelling self to send us off.

3628
02:34:52,660 --> 02:34:58,460
Next week, we got the Halloween episode next week, and then we got the election special.

3629
02:34:58,460 --> 02:35:00,260
Yeah, the election special.

3630
02:35:00,260 --> 02:35:03,980
I will be at work, but I will be able to maybe call in.

3631
02:35:03,980 --> 02:35:04,980
Nice.

3632
02:35:04,980 --> 02:35:07,380
It's good, isn't it?

3633
02:35:07,380 --> 02:35:13,580
Because I'll be able to call in probably around midnight when the polls come in type thing,

3634
02:35:13,580 --> 02:35:17,300
because I'll be able to call in if you are doing it.

3635
02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:18,300
What day of the week is it?

3636
02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,300
It's Tuesday.

3637
02:35:19,300 --> 02:35:20,300
Oh, that's going to be fun.

3638
02:35:20,300 --> 02:35:21,300
Yeah.

3639
02:35:21,300 --> 02:35:22,300
That's going to be dope.

3640
02:35:22,300 --> 02:35:23,300
Get it right here.

3641
02:35:23,300 --> 02:35:24,300
Can you come early?

3642
02:35:24,300 --> 02:35:25,300
I did.

3643
02:35:25,300 --> 02:35:26,300
I feel like I got shot in the face for 12 keys.

3644
02:35:26,300 --> 02:35:27,300
What's that?

3645
02:35:27,300 --> 02:35:31,620
Can you come early on the election day?

3646
02:35:31,620 --> 02:35:32,620
Come here?

3647
02:35:32,620 --> 02:35:33,620
Yeah.

3648
02:35:33,620 --> 02:35:34,620
Yeah.

3649
02:35:34,620 --> 02:35:38,260
If I get started early, I can get out early.

3650
02:35:38,260 --> 02:35:39,260
Wait.

3651
02:35:39,260 --> 02:35:40,260
Like what time?

3652
02:35:40,260 --> 02:35:44,260
Election day is a Tuesday.

3653
02:35:44,260 --> 02:35:45,260
Yeah.

3654
02:35:45,260 --> 02:35:46,260
Yeah, I should be able to.

3655
02:35:46,260 --> 02:35:47,260
I won't be able to be here.

3656
02:35:47,260 --> 02:35:48,260
I'll be at work.

3657
02:35:48,260 --> 02:35:52,260
Wait, we're doing this shit on Tuesday?

3658
02:35:52,260 --> 02:35:53,260
On election day, yeah.

3659
02:35:53,260 --> 02:35:58,860
Oh, well, I'll fucking be here assuming I don't get hired somewhere and I have a part

3660
02:35:58,860 --> 02:36:01,420
time job that schedules me there, which is possible.

3661
02:36:01,420 --> 02:36:04,820
You guys are still going until midnight when the polls actually come in.

3662
02:36:04,820 --> 02:36:07,340
I'll be able to call in.

3663
02:36:07,340 --> 02:36:08,340
Yeah.

3664
02:36:08,340 --> 02:36:09,340
All right.

3665
02:36:09,340 --> 02:36:11,460
Well, thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.

3666
02:36:11,460 --> 02:36:13,540
And thank you to our special guest, Brian.

3667
02:36:13,540 --> 02:36:14,540
Thanks for having me.

3668
02:36:14,540 --> 02:36:15,540
Thank you, Brian.

3669
02:36:15,540 --> 02:36:16,540
That was great, dude.

3670
02:36:16,540 --> 02:36:19,820
I want to hear more about- We'll get it back on.

3671
02:36:19,820 --> 02:36:24,140
About the things that you think that people should do in life, right?

3672
02:36:24,140 --> 02:36:25,140
Where were we talking?

3673
02:36:25,140 --> 02:36:26,140
How do we get on the travel thing?

3674
02:36:26,140 --> 02:36:27,140
Yeah.

3675
02:36:27,140 --> 02:36:29,220
Like one of the things that everybody should experience.

3676
02:36:29,220 --> 02:36:31,420
Yeah, I think that everyone should be able to see the world.

3677
02:36:31,420 --> 02:36:35,820
I think it should be everyone's privilege because we're all on this planet.

3678
02:36:35,820 --> 02:36:37,300
It's the only planet we have.

3679
02:36:37,300 --> 02:36:38,300
Definitely.

3680
02:36:38,300 --> 02:36:39,500
Why not see it before you die?

3681
02:36:39,500 --> 02:36:40,500
Right.

3682
02:36:40,500 --> 02:36:44,540
I think that's the end goal of anything, whether you're going for a better job or trying to

3683
02:36:44,540 --> 02:36:45,540
better your life.

3684
02:36:45,540 --> 02:36:48,740
The end goal should be to travel and experience things.

3685
02:36:48,740 --> 02:36:49,740
Yeah, I agree.

3686
02:36:49,740 --> 02:36:50,740
For sure.

3687
02:36:50,740 --> 02:36:58,540
Dude, I fucking left this country once and I fucking just walked across the Rainbow Bridge

3688
02:36:58,540 --> 02:36:59,540
for an hour.

3689
02:36:59,540 --> 02:37:00,540
I went to the Caribbean.

3690
02:37:00,540 --> 02:37:03,540
What the fuck does that even mean?

3691
02:37:03,540 --> 02:37:07,820
The Rainbow Bridge is the bridge from Buffalo into fucking Canada, Ontario.

3692
02:37:07,820 --> 02:37:12,140
I walked across there for like- The fuck bridge?

3693
02:37:12,140 --> 02:37:13,580
Maybe it's a fuck bridge, but-

3694
02:37:13,580 --> 02:37:14,580
Foot bridge.

3695
02:37:14,580 --> 02:37:15,580
You fucking retired?

3696
02:37:15,580 --> 02:37:17,700
Oh, I mean, it's a foot bridge.

3697
02:37:17,700 --> 02:37:20,140
I also only want to get- I'm fucking deaf in one ear.

3698
02:37:20,140 --> 02:37:25,180
No, cars go across it too, but we walked across it because the parking was a lot cheaper on

3699
02:37:25,180 --> 02:37:28,460
our side and then you have to walk through and they fucking search your car and everything.

3700
02:37:28,460 --> 02:37:29,460
Yeah.

3701
02:37:29,460 --> 02:37:31,500
You could legally walk across to Canada.

3702
02:37:31,500 --> 02:37:36,140
Yeah, you show them- I mean, I had an enhanced license, so my enhanced license got me through

3703
02:37:36,140 --> 02:37:39,580
and then Cece has a passport, so she showed that.

3704
02:37:39,580 --> 02:37:40,580
Oh.

3705
02:37:40,580 --> 02:37:42,100
She had a passport card.

3706
02:37:42,100 --> 02:37:45,620
Hey, fun fact for everybody who's listening who thought I couldn't, I passed a federal

3707
02:37:45,620 --> 02:37:48,700
background check, so fuck you.

3708
02:37:48,700 --> 02:37:49,700
For what?

3709
02:37:49,700 --> 02:37:52,860
I did a TSA pre thing, but I had to pass a federal background check.

3710
02:37:52,860 --> 02:37:53,860
Did you work for the TSA?

3711
02:37:53,860 --> 02:37:55,540
No, no, no.

3712
02:37:55,540 --> 02:37:58,860
It's just so I can get on planes easier and stuff.

3713
02:37:58,860 --> 02:37:59,860
I don't have to go through the TSA anymore.

3714
02:37:59,860 --> 02:38:00,860
How often do you fly?

3715
02:38:00,860 --> 02:38:01,860
I don't KM out.

3716
02:38:01,860 --> 02:38:02,860
No, really.

3717
02:38:02,860 --> 02:38:07,180
So I've heard about that.

3718
02:38:07,180 --> 02:38:08,180
It's like a pre-

3719
02:38:08,180 --> 02:38:14,340
Yeah, I paid 70 bucks and for the next eight years, I only have to get my bag put through

3720
02:38:14,340 --> 02:38:16,020
the fucking thing and that's it.

3721
02:38:16,020 --> 02:38:17,020
Really?

3722
02:38:17,020 --> 02:38:18,020
Yeah.

3723
02:38:18,020 --> 02:38:22,540
They do me through a metal detector and it's like the fucking sporting events ones where

3724
02:38:22,540 --> 02:38:25,100
you just have to put your arms up with your phone and your wallet.

3725
02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:26,100
That's right.

3726
02:38:26,100 --> 02:38:27,100
And then you're good.

3727
02:38:27,100 --> 02:38:28,100
Damn.

3728
02:38:28,100 --> 02:38:29,100
So-

3729
02:38:29,100 --> 02:38:30,100
70 bucks for eight years?

3730
02:38:30,100 --> 02:38:31,100
Yep.

3731
02:38:31,100 --> 02:38:32,100
Wow.

3732
02:38:32,100 --> 02:38:39,340
You got to pass a federal background test or check and you can't have a felony and that's

3733
02:38:39,340 --> 02:38:40,340
pretty much it.

3734
02:38:40,340 --> 02:38:41,340
Wow.

3735
02:38:41,340 --> 02:38:45,980
I mean, that sounds pretty... I mean, they do an extensive check on you to make sure

3736
02:38:45,980 --> 02:38:46,980
that you're-

3737
02:38:46,980 --> 02:38:50,140
Yeah, they do an actual FBI Fed check on you.

3738
02:38:50,140 --> 02:38:51,140
Oh shit.

3739
02:38:51,140 --> 02:38:53,140
I'm not on any FBI lists.

3740
02:38:53,140 --> 02:38:54,140
Yep.

3741
02:38:54,140 --> 02:38:55,140
Wow.

3742
02:38:55,140 --> 02:38:56,140
That's pretty sweet, dude.

3743
02:38:56,140 --> 02:38:57,140
So, okay.

3744
02:38:57,140 --> 02:39:00,180
So it allows you to just go and do the arms up scan around-

3745
02:39:00,180 --> 02:39:01,900
They check if you have your bags.

3746
02:39:01,900 --> 02:39:06,940
Obviously, they check your fucking like your checked luggage through the shit, but your

3747
02:39:06,940 --> 02:39:10,260
carry on, they don't make you take your laptop out and shit.

3748
02:39:10,260 --> 02:39:14,380
They just make you just like, you put it through this machine, it scans it and then you go

3749
02:39:14,380 --> 02:39:15,380
through.

3750
02:39:15,380 --> 02:39:18,140
I'm trying to think of what it saves you though because-

3751
02:39:18,140 --> 02:39:19,980
I don't have to take my shoes off.

3752
02:39:19,980 --> 02:39:24,140
I don't have to take a jacket off or anything.

3753
02:39:24,140 --> 02:39:29,380
I am less likely to be randomly stopped quote unquote because I'm already checked through

3754
02:39:29,380 --> 02:39:32,900
the FBI database and shit.

3755
02:39:32,900 --> 02:39:37,740
I can carry on actually more liquid on a plane now.

3756
02:39:37,740 --> 02:39:41,500
I can carry a full size bottle through the TSA.

3757
02:39:41,500 --> 02:39:42,500
What's this called?

3758
02:39:42,500 --> 02:39:43,500
TSA pre.

3759
02:39:43,500 --> 02:39:44,500
Oh yeah, I've heard of that.

3760
02:39:44,500 --> 02:39:47,500
You can just go to Staples.

3761
02:39:47,500 --> 02:39:48,740
That's literally where I did it.

3762
02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:50,180
I went to Staples.

3763
02:39:50,180 --> 02:39:53,660
I made an appointment on TSA pre website.

3764
02:39:53,660 --> 02:39:54,900
I went to Staples.

3765
02:39:54,900 --> 02:39:55,900
They took my fingerprints.

3766
02:39:55,900 --> 02:39:58,020
They took a picture of me.

3767
02:39:58,020 --> 02:40:03,300
They put me through an FBI database and then I can get on planes pretty much now.

3768
02:40:03,300 --> 02:40:04,300
Oh shit.

3769
02:40:04,300 --> 02:40:06,360
Literally, I don't take my shoes off.

3770
02:40:06,360 --> 02:40:07,360
They check your bags.

3771
02:40:07,360 --> 02:40:09,340
I can carry more fluids on me now.

3772
02:40:09,340 --> 02:40:11,540
I can do a whole bunch of shit.

3773
02:40:11,540 --> 02:40:16,940
For 70 bucks, if you fly a decent amount, they said you will get through the checked

3774
02:40:16,940 --> 02:40:21,660
bag line in less than 10 minutes every time.

3775
02:40:21,660 --> 02:40:23,760
You don't have to go into a line with everybody else.

3776
02:40:23,760 --> 02:40:27,700
You go to the special TSA pre and most people don't fucking do it.

3777
02:40:27,700 --> 02:40:31,420
It's just like four or five people just going through it that you just go with.

3778
02:40:31,420 --> 02:40:36,860
Instead of waiting fucking two hours or an hour in the line with 40 people, you wait

3779
02:40:36,860 --> 02:40:38,580
in a line with four people.

3780
02:40:38,580 --> 02:40:39,580
Wow.

3781
02:40:39,580 --> 02:40:40,580
That's awesome.

3782
02:40:40,580 --> 02:40:41,580
I might do that.

3783
02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:42,580
Yeah.

3784
02:40:42,580 --> 02:40:43,580
It was pretty decent.

3785
02:40:43,580 --> 02:40:47,620
Then you know if you'll fail, you'll pass an FBI check too.

3786
02:40:47,620 --> 02:40:48,620
All right.

3787
02:40:48,620 --> 02:40:50,620
We're going to end this episode.

3788
02:40:50,620 --> 02:40:55,660
Don't forget to get out there and vote and preferably not for Trump.

3789
02:40:55,660 --> 02:40:59,580
I don't think you're speaking to too many people when you say that.

3790
02:40:59,580 --> 02:41:00,580
Oh, okay.

3791
02:41:00,580 --> 02:41:02,980
That's like an echo chamber.

3792
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:04,620
All right.

3793
02:41:04,620 --> 02:41:07,940
Email us and as always, be kind to yourselves.

3794
02:41:07,940 --> 02:41:09,220
And each other.

3795
02:41:09,220 --> 02:41:10,220
We out.

3796
02:41:10,220 --> 02:41:15,380
Fuck off for all we know.

3797
02:41:15,380 --> 02:41:16,380
Robots have souls.

3798
02:41:16,380 --> 02:41:18,020
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3799
02:41:18,020 --> 02:41:20,060
How do you know?

3800
02:41:20,060 --> 02:41:23,740
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3801
02:41:23,740 --> 02:41:28,420
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3802
02:41:28,420 --> 02:41:29,420
Yeah.

3803
02:41:29,420 --> 02:41:30,420
Fuck no.

3804
02:41:30,420 --> 02:41:31,420
She's a little dubby.

3805
02:41:31,420 --> 02:41:32,420
No, no.

3806
02:41:32,420 --> 02:41:35,420
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3807
02:41:35,420 --> 02:41:36,420
Yes, we are.

3808
02:41:36,420 --> 02:41:39,420
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3809
02:41:39,420 --> 02:41:40,420
Extended episodes.

3810
02:41:40,420 --> 02:41:43,420
Where the fuck did this German come from?

3811
02:41:43,420 --> 02:41:46,420
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3812
02:41:46,420 --> 02:41:49,420
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3813
02:41:49,420 --> 02:41:54,420
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

3814
02:41:54,420 --> 02:41:55,420
Aliens exist.

3815
02:41:55,420 --> 02:42:03,420
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet

3816
02:42:03,420 --> 02:42:04,420
tall.

3817
02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:05,420
Oh my God.

3818
02:42:05,420 --> 02:42:10,420
How did they come from?

3819
02:42:10,420 --> 02:42:17,420
They have bread.

3820
02:42:17,420 --> 02:42:33,420
Most super soldiers.

3821
02:42:33,420 --> 02:42:37,420
But if she got hay, JFT was killed by the government!

3822
02:42:37,420 --> 02:42:42,420
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

3823
02:42:42,420 --> 02:42:46,420
You feel bump bump bump, BEEP! Nothing. They're fucking gone.

3824
02:42:46,420 --> 02:42:52,420
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

3825
02:42:56,420 --> 02:43:01,420
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you, that you are going to be able to raise,

3826
02:43:01,420 --> 02:43:05,420
and they are going to make them so fucking real, they're going to sink money into them.

3827
02:43:05,420 --> 02:43:10,420
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.

3828
02:43:10,420 --> 02:43:16,420
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.

3829
02:43:16,420 --> 02:43:20,420
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

3830
02:43:20,420 --> 02:43:28,420
We're only living in the third dimension!

3831
02:43:50,420 --> 02:43:55,420
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

3832
02:43:55,420 --> 02:44:00,420
Okay, look it up. Look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.

3833
02:44:00,420 --> 02:44:04,420
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

3834
02:44:04,420 --> 02:44:08,420
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

3835
02:44:08,420 --> 02:44:11,420
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3836
02:44:11,420 --> 02:44:13,420
George Soros is the fucking devil!

3837
02:44:13,420 --> 02:44:20,420
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us. George Soros is fucking evil.

3838
02:44:20,420 --> 02:44:23,420
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

3839
02:44:23,420 --> 02:44:26,420
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

3840
02:44:26,420 --> 02:44:28,420
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3841
02:44:28,420 --> 02:44:31,420
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word burns from out there.

3842
02:44:31,420 --> 02:44:33,420
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!

3843
02:44:33,420 --> 02:44:35,420
He's not the actual fucking leader!

3844
02:44:35,420 --> 02:44:39,420
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's fucking Bill Gates.

3845
02:44:39,420 --> 02:44:43,420
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

3846
02:44:43,420 --> 02:44:47,420
It's everyone out there. Everybody says, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

3847
02:44:47,420 --> 02:44:51,420
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool.

3848
02:44:51,420 --> 02:44:53,420
He made like a play for all of us.

3849
02:44:53,420 --> 02:44:55,420
The actual government is trying.

3850
02:44:55,420 --> 02:44:58,420
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

3851
02:44:58,420 --> 02:45:00,420
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of us.

3852
02:45:00,420 --> 02:45:03,420
The clear policies are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.

3853
02:45:03,420 --> 02:45:09,420
He's fucking fucked.

