For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck it up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this yearman come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
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They're very small.
The naan principals are right across the Seahorse Valley.
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I do not associate with him!
What a fucking bastard!
I do not associate with him!
Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
Episode 88.
Dan, Tyler, and Ali Mac are the special guests.
Ali Mac.
I will introduce him. My best friend.
Not special guest, Ali Mac for the listeners.
Ali Mac is introducing the special guest.
Part-time Ali Mac is introducing the special guest.
The one and only, Brian.
How's it going?
Oh, it's going pretty fucking good.
Well, no, it's not actually.
You're in the fucking Thunderdome now, buddy.
You're in the fucking hot seat, buddy.
I feel like we have someone that's on my side now against Tyler.
Listen, I am a force me record.
Brian, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
You got a lot to learn about you.
That's Brian with a Y.
What, um, how old are you, Brian?
27.
27. Wow.
You look younger than that.
I know.
Dude, that's great.
That's a fantastic asset.
I get that a lot, yeah.
I don't know what for, but.
Question number two.
Picking up college girls.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really.
Wow.
Who are you bringing on this podcast?
Do you know what this podcast is about?
No.
Brian, we should have discussed the ghosts before.
No, no, we need both ends of the spectrum.
We got Tyler over here who's adamant they existed.
We got Brian over here who.
We cover the whole spectrum on this podcast.
We're all on the spectrum.
Hell yeah.
A lot to do on the spectrum.
Holy fuck.
Look, I don't believe in ghosts because like I haven't had any experiences with them.
Like.
We can change that.
Want to come to the Condring?
Let me tell you brother, you came to the right place.
We should actually go to the Condring house.
So Brian, what do you do for work?
I work at a water plant.
And we're going to talk about that.
Town water purifying plant?
I'm not going to say what town.
Yeah.
Oh no, that's fine.
Yeah, definitely don't.
No personal information on this.
Yeah, we're all fucked, but you might, you might be able to get out of this on screen.
I got to talk to you about something before we go any further.
Let me guess.
I got nothing going.
How much fluoride?
All right.
That's what I thought.
Are you the one?
You're the one putting the fluoride in the water.
Actually, we don't put any in.
Boom.
My town, my town.
Dude, my water tastes like fucking chlorine.
Which for the record, Dan means I haven't been drinking fluoride in my water.
Well, you're.
What's your name?
Brian.
What's your penis look like?
Small.
All right.
So to the listeners, they're going to think you're asking Brian.
No, no.
Welcome to the podcast.
How big's your cock?
I would really think are fluoridated that they got some shit going on.
Yeah, you would think so, but no, we don't.
Are we all circumcised?
Yes.
Yeah, I am as well.
Dan, to me.
Brian, you do not have to answer that question.
Dan, you seem like you're uncircumcised.
uncircumcised I seem like an uncut yeah you uncircumcised vibe you do have
uncircumcised what is it about me I just it's like the Greek I was gonna say it's
the Greek bro it just gives me like it gives you the uncircumcised vibe yes
all right here's what we'll do we all put our guesses in a hat and at the end
I'll tell you I can tell you immediately based off your reaction you were 100% of a cut cock
yeah okay on yeah you have a cut cock on no cut I rolled it back this will be this
will give you a thousand points on jeopardy whoever gets that correct
what correct whether I'm circumcised or uncircumcised oh you're circumcised how
do you know because of like your reaction to what Ali Maxx just said oh no I have seen it you are
you are circumcised you've seen it where did you see it? where the fuck did you see his cock? when you were like shredded that you're like yo I was saying this picture to the girl yeah oh fuck there's my dick
my no my cock was not out that's your dream and you're not dude you're not your cut dude sounds like a pretty good dream not out like the gayest episode all right we gotta fucking get this back on the rails here guys we can't be talking about cut versus cut. I like this topic. So why did the practice why did it come to the practice to start cutting off the tips of people's foreskitties? God said. Oh shit. It was actually for sanitary reasons in the Bible
like it wasn't like a god thing it was a lot of people back then were just getting like UTIs like constantly and like they'd get like you know STDs and shit but they're like you get you're less likely to get a fucking UTI if you're cut. Wow that's pretty
That might be like the only time the Bible has ever supported science. That's pretty fucking insane
You also lose a bunch of nerve endings. Yeah, just imagine how it feels though. It's got it makes me last longer, bro
Just let it fucking let it ride. Just imagine like I I've been circumcised since you know, I was born, you know
It's just like I don't know what it would be like to be circumcised
Be uncircumcised like it like it's kind of like that
I just you know, you never knew so you don't know what you're missing or not. So Tyler if you could be oh
Shit. Oh shit. The messer come. Oh, no, that was the Dodgers games a fucking wash
But what I was gonna say is if you could be a chick for one day or you could have an uncut cock for one day
Which one would it be?
Fucking gay dude. No, dude
I feel like if it's like a one-day thing like you're like
It's like you wake up you you're a woman and you go to sleep and you wake up like the same like as a man again
You're telling me you don't want to know what it feels like to be like a woman like that
You know just have something inside there. I
Mean, I think I might want to be a woman for a day, but I don't think I want to experience getting railed by a man
Let me fucking get on tinder quick
I
Were collecting revenue today
To come back I would absolutely fucking goth myself up to fucking one day for sure
Tyler would have to come back to a certain point to like convert back and then he just like wouldn't show up or he'd be
Like a daylight
Fuck were you? I said to get that Dan you would take pictures of yourself and then save them for later
You'd be a good-looking chick bro. Thanks, dude. I don't know
Hey, hey we did the whole thing with Elon Musk and female Elon you agreed was pretty hot
I'm just saying that if we put you through an AI generator you put a good-looking guy through there, but you get a good
Pretty good though like being honest. Yeah, he was pretty hot, you know neck down. Yeah
Listen, you know, you got you don't gotta look at the face. She's gonna take them
That's what they make doggy style. Yeah, but you can't help you gotta look at the face and I was like, nah
Yeah, and fucking you don't look at people's faces. Yeah, it's we're gonna keep that's fucking three weeks less than three weeks until the election
So what are your political leanings?
Yeah, have you decided who you're gonna vote for I'm not voting oh
For you good for you. I got support either good for it good for you
I
Know what dude, I'm yeah, I'm team MAGA, but I I completely respect I'm actually not team MAGA
I'm just I want Trump to win. All right, because I really think that this is like there's a lot of civil liberties
No, cuz my votes not really gonna matter I'm not sure what I'm here yet and I was
Um up until like a week ago. I was on the same team as him
So just like there's no good options you have voice that before yeah. Yeah, you said you weren't gonna vote
That's the real question. Yes, I would. Yeah. Yes
Ladies, can I see this shirt Casey? This is actually there's a lot going on here
Obama says hope a picture of Trump says hate
Biden is what?
He'll come was grow look I'll vote for fucking Biden if the Yankees win a World Series under his administration
if
Right a man all right a man if the Yankees win the World Series, oh man, no, but I do I'm a little bit leaning left
That's it. Are you?
I was raised that way. What are you registered as are you registered on affiliated? I was registered as a
a
What's it called Democrat Republican?
Independent yeah, like they they took that off the thing now
You like if you were if you were independent cuz when I that can't be right. No, that's true
They did I got a letter in the mail. Yeah, that's yeah
I got the same letter cuz I registered as independent too. And then it's unreal. They sent me a letter that said you are now unaffiliated
Yeah, I'm like, okay, I guess I'm unaffiliated. Yeah, I haven't done anything since yeah
Wow
How all-inclusive we are?
Sorry, it's Kamala had some interviews this week that didn't go well. I didn't see them yet. Wow
What does she has there? Yeah, they didn't go well because they didn't let her talk
You know what somebody talk it's like. Yeah, it's not gonna go well. Is it? Yeah
Well, I mean she was on Fox News, which I don't know why they just railroaded her dude
It was like like I'm saying I want her to lose and that was fucking stupid
Who was it Sean Hannity was it? Oh, no, it was that other fucking
Fuck is he is had his huge
God what is this fucking name? I thought it was a train wreck. God. I am so politically uninformed
Right, how many years you got on the job?
Oh, oh my god, he's gone to school and he's fucking
He's gone to college courses to fucking learn about what he's doing. He's explained it to me. Yeah, I passed the classes and I
Passed the final and I had this guy come into our plant and do a walkthrough with me
Just test me on the plant and it went well. So yeah, that's awesome
I sense next month because fucking knew more about that point than he did Wow good for you, dude
Um nice pension
Okay, 30 year or is it how many years you got to put in your tier six, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You're same as me 30. Ah
I mean it varies from profession to profession like they're fighting for us to
To get less than that because we all fucking blow our backs out and less than that
No fucking blow your back out bitch turn into a girl for one day
You
Bro
You'll never fucking yourself as Ali I
Mean, I feel like that would be the easy. Honestly, I feel like I have a pretty unisex name
I think I might just be able to go by Ali. I don't think I would I think I go by Taylor
There's bad memories. There's bad memories associated with that name. So we're not gonna go there. Brian was there for some of it
I don't think you know, I'm gonna do it. You're you you'd go with Danielle. Yeah, of course
You just be Casey because you could still be here
Gender fluid just a K Casey with a K
Also, let me say like I mean, I just want to take one minute here
So I have the galaxy z flip six now
There is nothing better than ending a phone call in 2024 and just going like alright. Yep. I'll catch you later
Yeah, that just feels so fucking good
Yeah, but Alex it's not an iPhone. We're bringing back fuck the iPhones bro
What I want to flip iPhone if they brought that out that'd be fucking now
That would be far too innovative for Apple being able to feel this crease is pissing me off though
Yeah, so they just announced of course the fucking day I buy that they announced that they're gonna have a better one that has a much
Less notable noticeable crease like you can actually feel a great fucking awesome. I couldn't wait three months
I really got a it's got a fucking wrinkle in it barely though. I mean when you're watching videos
How does this you can't see it if you're if you're watching a video head-on like sure if you tilt the screen you can
Just feels like an iPhone like I mean, it's a phone, bro. Oh, yeah
Fucking weird. Yeah, is that really gonna piss you off all that much?
I mean I got like video. All right, let's like it feels like an iPhone in your hand though
There you go. Casey hasn't seen it yet. It feels like an iPhone. I
Mean it I mean dude it has square edges. So what do you do?
I mean, what do you do for a case for that though?
Do they have they have they have cases that cover the hinge too. So this one has a much more resilient hinge
I would have gotten this phone as my last one if it wasn't for this hinge
That was the major flaw in it because like especially if you got some like sand
Or dust particles in it it like wouldn't open all the way it would like kind of get locked like right here
That sucks and this hinge is like way fucking better. So you don't run into that
So it's it's pretty fucking good
Like you like dude, don't take this on the beach
Like if you jam sand in there and on purpose you're gonna fuck your phone up
So does like seal it like is there like a seal on like the side here?
There's just a little bit of give to it. So like there's like you can kind of get shit out
Like if you were to get sand in that hinge and open it up again
You'd probably be able to get it out replacing the screen would be a fucking nightmare
It would be which is why we enroll in the protection plan
I feel and I'm covered under all that shit. So that's a solution for a problem that never existed. I mean, yes
Yes, I don't know what problem it's solving. The other thing is is that I can with the fingerprint sensor
I can I mean right now I only have apps that I would ever use in this view here
It's like a problem because when you put your phone in your pocket
I feel like bumped my leg against things and the screen is cracked. Yeah, if you're able to fold it
Yeah, and none of that here that could still happen with this one
Well, yeah, yeah like screen so like I got it so like I can open whatever app I want
There's one app because Android is an open source software. You can do whatever the fuck you want with them
New phone, yeah, but I mean I don't
I'll take these Wi-Fi. Yeah
That will literally never happen ever because I'm a fucking techie dude and everybody's
Apple's fucking security software is better. No, it's fucking not
You're stuck with what Apple gives you for security if you have a fucking Samsung or really any Android
it's like like the it's like the Linux of
fucking
Let me explain something. Oh, yeah, you explain. Yeah, I'm gonna explain something if you need that slanders over here
If you needed somebody to get into your phone, right?
Mm-hmm, or say I stole your phone and I want to unlock it
I could probably find somebody within a 40 mile radius to crack your phone
Absolutely not with yes with with an Apple phone. They had to use like fucking like the feds and shit
It's either the federal government
I forget I even have these on
It's either the federal government or it's
Goes into camcorder mode or you gotta go to you gotta go straight to Apple
Yeah, but that's it. That's it dude
Apple's not gonna give up. Yeah, they have like the fucking
The the Boston bomber guys didn't they have an iPhone?
They had to like go through like fucking like six different hoops to like even as the federal government to like do it
Well, there is that local case, dude. I don't know about the Boston bombers, but there's the local case with the homicides
Oh, right. Yeah, that was a big fucking deal
Yeah, that was a big fucking deal dude. Is that so what I'm explaining here is that with an Android you can install software
That you could literally make on your own not that you would I'm not techie enough to fucking do that shit
But you can install whatever the fuck you want on this thing. You can install applications from third-party
Like you can install applications straight up from the fucking internet outside of like the Google Play Store the Galaxy Store and
You can do that shit. There's nothing that regulates that you can put whatever the fuck you want on this phone
So essentially what you have with an Android is a jailbroken iPhone, but they just give it to you
Sure
You need to be kind of smart like you can fuck your phone up like if you go installing like big boobs
massive ass dot exe onto your fucking
KKK website, that's right. Sure you're like NASA's about
But if you have a fucking brain, you're not I don't have face ID
I think that shit's cracked because you could literally fucking a face ID is retarded bro
Because you can just be like oh wow a family photo. Hmm, and you're unlocked. I got your phone now
Like I was really weird or kill you and then just yeah, you're fucking face
Well, I mean if you're going that route, you can get a fucking fingerprint off me too. You can do the same thing long
Oh, I know why you would need a phone like this
I got a measure. Yeah, I'll tell you exactly why it's because I had a ruler app on my last fucking galaxy
And it couldn't quite get I couldn't get an accurate measurement, but now now I can't
So it was weird was my brother can get into my phone with his face ID with like like I didn't put him in my phone
But my brother like scan like face scan does the same like he can get into my phone
I didn't understand anything you just said
My face scan whole sentences here Tyler what my iPhone face scan my brother can take my phone and get into my phone
Because it just scans his face and it says it's mine. How the fuck did that happen? I don't know
He doesn't look that similar to me
Visual structure, but you might that might be a thing scorpion
But I know
He's the friend he's the friend I did the trifecta with we did go scorpion and Carolina Reaper
I did him with this motherfucker this motherfucker raw dog all three of the peppers
We got on the table without milk or ice cream or nothing
And then as if that wasn't enough he literally in one session ate all three right now
Oh, well, that's amazing. Am I making up a story? I thought you did that in
2021 when the Packers are playing the 49ers in the play
No, I sent out a text saying like to Alex and all my friends like if the Packers lose
I'll eat three Carolina Reapers absolute madman completely undervoked and I eat them and it was the worst pain I've ever felt
We're trying to get each other into trouble. We just fucking do shit like that
So you guys are both from same town? I know where you're from you guys grew up together same town more or less
We didn't become friends until
I was gonna say yeah, we have the same friend groups for like
Nine ten eleven twelve and we knew of one another and would run into one another but we weren't really friends until like
11th and 12th grade and then after that he was part of the same firehouse as me because he kind of got sucked into it
By a friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not a wacker. He never has
I stole the words out of my mouth. He's never been he's so Brian. I will fully admit just has that fucking
Great personality. He's just a good fucking dude. We're like he never wanted to I mean you never wanted to be like you were never super
Into the firehouse, you know, they would keep him around and they would just be like come on man. You can't leave
We don't expect you to go to classes. I can figure out
Have you ever seen a house on fire and felt sexually around?
I
Fully admit but my answer to that question is yes
And that was a period of my life. I went through and that is no longer
So Ali Mack was an arson for a little bit. I
Was not in the correct term would be arsonist and no I am NOT an arsonist. He was an arson
No, don't you fucking shut my mic. I'm only a wacker. You I was I was a wacker and
I was still are no
Yeah, yeah a little bit
How wackers like obsessed with like
Yeah, nah, man. So so here so here I think you need to define what wacker is because like for me
It's like I'm not obsessed. That's a far term from it. But like I think that like health care is interesting
I like the I like the whole like I don't know. I like how the human body works
That shit's pretty cool to me. But like I think it's gay
It's not like I want to get in and be like, oh, I can't wait to use the fucking radio today
Yeah, one of our good buddies
He's a wacker and I don't think he's
badge
Dude, not only that
That's bad, right? Yeah, wait, is this Lego guy? No, this is another guy
Completely name-dropping shamelessly. Oh, you gotta believe that
Wait Alex are we talking about the same guy? I believe family tall family
Yeah tall guy in the firehouse like you know, no, no, I was talking about our closer friend
I think I knew that no, I'm sorry about the other guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the big tune
Why you got a name drop people? No, no, I didn't
Look it pray to God. He doesn't know about this. All right, so this fucker
He got a fleet that shit though lock it now this fucker though fucking had an EMS badge
He had a bag of like random job garbage. Yeah, you know, he had a bag with drop epi in it and
Maverick came over right and he goes you have drop epi
He goes, what are you doing with that and call Matthews close his trunk? He's like, I gotta go upstairs
All right, so I'll admit our previous
Employer all four of us here our previous employer
I got the rep for being a wacker because I had the wacker strap
The reason I fucking did that though was because I wanted to take the radio for the agency that actually
Listened to the fucking radio in with me because we constant I mean fucking Christ you and you and Saunders and the call you went on
You know, I know medical. Yeah, you know exactly why you need that fucking radio. I had a radio exactly
What am I supposed to do call up our fucking employers dispatch and be like, hey
Can you give another call to the guys who can actually fucking do something?
It was just like yeah, you're fine
There yeah, we should be waiting for PD, but it should be alright your name dropping
No, how's ours gonna house or wants to come on? Oh, okay. Oh, he would be a fucking legendary
I ran into him at the Yankees game. Yeah, I saw you. Hey, he posted me
Yeah, I back remember the time where you wanted to jump a call and now I'm involved in a murder trial
We were gonna end up there anyways and if it wasn't I
See, how did I knock it? They would have got their first? Yeah, you
In a murder trial, but you can't
I'm not that big of a wagger, but you got it. That call was pretty fucking wild though. Not a good one
I mean, I thought it was pretty wild in the good was it was me you Saunders Casey and then he had Goodman and
Goodman and
Jake in the last ambulance. No, I thought it was pasta. No, he wasn't on that night
He might have been medic truck, but no he wasn't he wasn't on that night
I just remember all of us being there. We're just like whoa
Well, I told Casey cuz they had a fucking trainee in dispatch
I was like dude, this guy's a fucking Nimrod like he's not gonna dispatch us like we're gonna end up there
We're already the closest unit and it's a fucking quintuple shooting like we're gonna go like there's
We're not docking this call. So we might put it reverse until Tyler called on me
Yeah, well I didn't do that because I wanted to fucking go there cuz I like fucking doing hood rat shit with my friends
Okay, that was the most hood rat shit of all the shit. That was the biggest hood rat shit
I've seen in my entire fucking life, bro. That was I'm not gonna go into BLS with me. We can't go
No, we're fucking no, let's not do that. We're gonna be signing NDAs. No, we can't even talk about it
I don't know. I don't think we've given enough details
So I yeah, well can we talk about why the fucking trial got suspended or is that not allowed?
No, no, we can't because that shows that we're involved in it. Oh my god
I don't know if I even told you about this that that's a story for the break. That's crazy though
Yeah, I still can't believe the reason why that trials on hiatus
Remember they had the fucking lady with the I had the lady with the high velocity nipple piercings. Yes, you did
Yeah, she got both her nipples blown off with a single bullet
That's a fucking sniper
How do you think she's doing right now?
Probably probably got like, you know nipple tattoos cuz I see like a lot of people who get like breast cancer
They actually get like nipple tattoos on because they get like their whole like shit taken
You think every guy who takes her to bed is just like oh, I can't wait to see what's underneath
What the fuck is going on?
We're so canceled. I also believe we also started a soundboard. Oh, yeah
We got soundboard hid you'll want a fucking magic wand
So I'm gonna place we're gonna be playing some sound from soundboard you'll hear
I mean you could I'd say that at least 40 times an episode
No, it's done one who's Dan? Oh, yeah, fuck the Freemason and finally
I'm fucking shit. There's some sounds will be hearing. Oh my god
So you see I changed it to Tesla up there. Did you see? Oh sweet
We're gonna go down this road. Give me your goddamn vape you see what Elon's doing this week
I thought I was gonna fucking stocked on he rolled up in a fucking cyber cyber cat
I got you see the other shit the fucking robots. Yeah
I
In real life dude, like he's actually creating I wrote in five years
Five to ten years. He will run the fucking world. This is what I've been saying
There's gonna be a robot. Have you seen a video?
I have of the guy going up and asking for cookies from the robot
Yeah
And then and then the guy the guys like handed the robot is handing the guy the bag like grab it Tyler, right?
It goes like this and gets caught and the guy says oh and the robot goes oh like that
Like just like oh my mistake. I was caught on it
Like it was fucking crazy dude, and then um the fucking robot taxis came out
They had 50 of them driving around and you've been saying that shit for a long time that they were gonna do that, too
Like it's the new Tesla model. It's coming out like that. They did the taxis with
Reboven did you guys see that I think I think they put the two on the back burner. Did you guys see?
I thought that was
Like the DeLorean fucking doors, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's gonna be crazy you got to think about this
Do you fast forwarding us to like the fucking like actual cyberpunk fucking shit?
Yeah, dude, he this guy is thinking like 40 years into the future, right?
Yeah, gonna be robots and that's not even the biggest thing that he did this week. What do you do?
That's a good that's the least Wow. That was good
Did you guys see the SpaceX catch
The starship yeah, dude that
So they they caught for the first time in history
They recall a rocket booster and this is massive dude. This thing is is huge
They're gonna be doing four launches a day with the same rocket. They want to yeah
They want to do an hour turnaround time
So what they used to have to do with the boosters they'd have to drop it in the ocean and then fish it out and restore
It now it comes down and it lands right on the launch pad
Not not like the old the other Rockets not the fault like the Falcon 9's where they land on the concrete
Yeah, this thing literally lands directly back in where it took off from right like five minutes later
So there's like they call them chopsticks
they're two giant arms that go like this is the Rockets like coming in and they close on it and they squeeze it and they
catch it and
It's gonna make like travel to Mars like actually possible now
Like that's actually like feasible like in the next decade
I feel like we should we should focus on the moon probably five years actually. Where do you went to the moon?
Yeah, I know they are like we should be focusing
We should be focusing more on the moon because if he's able to do that
Then we can actually start sending up supplies to the moon to actually start building shit
Yeah, but the thing is though is that there's nothing there's nothing there for a moon
you can't terraform the moon like his his big goal has always been Mars because
We we could terraform Mars, but we can't terraform the moon
Yes, why what's the gravity dude? It's just not big. It's not dense enough. You can make gravity generators
gravity
That shit isn't real
Dude you need to increase the mass of the moon to increase its gravitational pull
No, I played mass effect. They got grab generator. Yeah
I mean that would be so badass if they could and don't get me wrong
Maybe in fucking a hundred years we could do that shit, but no that shit
He's like yeah, I made grab generators Brian. Give me a score check here on the Mets daughter's game
Yeah, I hate to say it buddy. I think
I think the Mets are digging their grave right now, so I got a
Topic I want I'm not done talking about Tesla. Oh you can do that dude
I'm just I just want I want the gravity of this situation. I want to hear it
This is where we kind of mix actually we get the space going we get the Elon Musk going
I want you to think about right now
It's crazy people aren't gonna need cars because there's gonna be robotaxes
So all the automakers are shitting themselves right now because not that people aren't gonna buy cars
But 80% of people would rather pay $250 a month to just have a subscription
To a cab that shows up when they have to go somewhere. I think I'd rather take my car well, dude
I thought what I you have so much more time because you can actually sit down and do stuff read a book finish homework
Whatever the fuck I can't like a car specifically you can't like not be in the driver's seat of a driverless car
Oh, dude, they're gonna have to change. Well. Yeah, it's gonna change soon. That's I would be real soon
They're like they have to be working on it like because I know in California
You can be in a driverless car like in the backseat
But in New York State like even with like the Tesla like self-driving you have to be in the driver's seat to do to do that
Well, that's that's different
That's there's different levels of like autonomous vehicles and the robotaxes are gonna be the highest level
So it's gonna be Delamain from fucking so
Tell me they all do can you need a cyberpunk Brian?
So Tesla owns the insurance company, right? They are the insurance company for the cars
Oh, so so there's they're taking business from Geico from State Farm from Progressive and
Is that for all Tesla's to not just like the the self-driving ones for all of them?
Like if I had like a model three I could like get like Tesla insurance
Yeah, you can insure it with whoever you want, but Tesla offers their own insurance
What if I what if I don't have a test like if I want a Tesla insurer? No Subaru
I can't get it on now. No, but maybe maybe in the future who knows but um
All right, so is it like insurance to I'm guessing I'm sure it's just like every other insurance company, but um
All right, so you got to charge that car somewhere. They they own the solar roof company
They own the company that makes the chargers for the house
It's just endless dude. They you're gonna be able to this is the biggest thing right with this
The Starship the reusable Starships that turn around in an hour. That's faster than any airline can turn around
There's no airliner on earth that turns around in an hour and takes off again, right?
It's got to be cleaned and everything so but they also I think they have like safety checks on like airplane stuff
That's like more in-depth than like a spaceship, right? But think about this, right?
They're gonna be able to go anywhere on earth earth to earth travel with the Starship in 30 minutes
Okay, so I feel like that's got 30 minute travel from New York City to Australia
That's that's a 20-hour flight that nobody wants to fucking do nobody on earth
You know how many people would pay three grand to get out of that misery of sitting on a plane for 20 hours
You're gonna sit in the in the rocket ship to get there. Yeah
That goes like Mach 10. That's crazy. How do you not? How do you not throw up? Yeah?
This is probably what people said about airplanes back in the day. It's gonna be so
Why can't I go back to that I want to be able to smoke on a fucking airplane
I want to be able to smoke in a fucking restaurant isn't the g-force like a lot
Well, I mean, you're probably gonna need a certain certificate to get on and do that
But dude in the next 15 years this shit is gonna be so refined
I'd say it's probably gonna be 15 years until it's commercially available to the public
But they're going to be doing it doing earth to earth travel
Dude, you're gonna be able to go to London in fucking 15 minutes from New York
Like think about that. How long is it gonna be before?
Am I what do you mean? Am I sure am I sure about why?
We can do that
That sounds like a lot of cost we have done it actually I know how are you gonna make that affordable though, dude
It's are you gonna make that worth so they're communism they're talking they need to turn a profit on that
Alright, so they're talking about having four launches a day. Alright, this is soon
This is coming soon, right?
As soon as they get all the little kinks worked out be doing four launches a day coming soon to a theater near you
Now now think about is as you know, this is what people said about the airline industry people said that's not possible
Yeah, and once it's once it's commercialized dude, it's all over that's coming we will in our lifetimes
We're gonna be traveling to London in 15 minutes. Can you imagine just sitting just sitting on a ship, right?
With what fucking money so we actually that's what people said about about airlines with what money it gets cheaper as things get as
You know as more people do it
So we could do a possible like I think we are talking about this. I still don't know how airlines like make a profit
Right, like it doesn't make sense to me that didn't Jeff break it down for us
I think he did yeah, and he's like actually he knew like he's actually
I don't know what he said, but he knew yeah, they made a profit. So now they can definitely make money
They're not doing it for free. How long is it gonna be damn before everybody has a robot their homes
That's the other fucking thing bro. The fucking robots
They're gonna be doing everything bro. Everything that people do they're gonna be doing they think there's gonna be a robot, right?
Oh, the taxi driver fucking hope jobs
Think about if you have a fucking swarm of a thousand of those and you're like, yeah
We need a skyscraper right over there and these motherfuckers just start going and building the fucking skyscraper and they don't have to take a break
They don't have to do shit. They just are you gonna make money. All right, so I know I know I don't know did
I know I'm quoted in the intro of this is saying how do we know robots don't have souls?
But at the same time man, you get you start getting robot rights that that active is a will exit
Oh right groups. It's gonna be like they're gonna be like the ASAP fucking like things but like
Their sensors to say that they have more like dopamine
Like dude like slave labor's
Then I just want you to know you're watching the fucking NLCS here on the front screen of my phone that's fucking crazy
Yeah, that's an Android right there. That's awesome. Um, so the other thing is okay, so say you come home though
Right and the robots fucking your wife. Yes
Taking your fucking wife to pound
Fucking robots gonna get fucking clock
I can fuck the robot like what if there's a right?
That's what I'm saying. So it goes both ways but like
authorization
Fucking 69
Delta synthwave shut down code immediate
You hear like a few rooms away you don't make or make those fucking servos
It's like fuck I guess they're gonna take her jobs and you're gonna take her wives
He's just clapping taking everything there what do we order humans? You're like a robot they already have robot dicks
Do you have a fuck we're gonna be around for positions of power?
That's a great thing giving you like no, they actually do have fuck machine
You haven't seen the porn of those. No, like it's a fucking like dick on a piston that's
Don't you see now dirty day and there's no way he is that before you fucking
It's just a fuck machine yeah, that's a fucking motor
He's got something to say about robotic decks and we're all
Cut them off a lot say about robotic. All right. No, but like what if like they give you the option to
Like put a pussy in it upgrade. No
You're talking bionic yeah, are you I on dick
Yeah, there's gonna be no strippers they're all gonna be robot strippers
No, I still think there's gonna be the need of like the human. Let me tell you at night moves is gonna be fucking fire
There's gonna be robot they have come receptacles in fucking Japan
Yeah, we've we have spoke about this before I got a real thing
Yeah, they have like like at like the at like like sperm clinics like so we have spoke about this at length
But like they do have like like cum receptacles that like they have a thing
That's like a fucking like flesh light in a wall
Like fucking I talking to a wall and like it's fucking nuts, dude
It like sucks to come at you and then it just puts it in a little thing. It's like thank you for coming
I tried this I tried it. Yeah
Bitch
So one person finishes and then the next person goes in no no no, it's kind of like sloppy second
No, and it's the robots swaps it
You get cucked by everybody in front of you. They're just gonna be like
They're just gonna be cloning you at that point
Dude, would you just like would you do like a fucking run into your kid?
Would you fucking optimist if it had a flesh light in it?
That was like a fucking super flesh light that like could like a what an optimist. That's what they're called super flesh light
Yeah, like he would like have like fucking like like it would make itself moist and like warm and it like be like, you know
Actually, I wouldn't fucking optimist, but I'd fuck a pessimist, baby
Well, that was a bad joke, you know, everybody on earth would
I wouldn't fuck a robot man. Oh stop cheating if you're fucking a robot. Yeah, okay. Oh, holy even now, Ali Mack. For a time, Ali Mack.
Hold your breath in the air. No, bro. I'm fucking saying
I'm so self-righteous, Ali Mack. I would never fuck a robot.
You haven't seen what's coming down the line.
Do you have no fucking shame, bro? You're gonna fuck a robot. You're gonna dump your fucking seed into a robot that's gonna use you maliciously.
No, I kinda agree with Alex. I gotta fucking- What? What? No, I gotta fucking-
I gotta fucking- Hey, don't you want a human connection? What the fuck are we talking about right now?
Is this a fucking robot, Casey? Get a little closer to that mic. Fuck yeah, dude.
He's making some good points right now. How is he making a good point? You're gonna dump your seed into a robot?
I have a better question. I'm self-righteousness in this fucking room right now.
I'm gonna hear who they're playing upon, Dan!
How do you know what that robot's gonna do with your seed later?
It's gonna incinerate it. Damn right. Oh, you're gonna read through all the terms of service? Fuck off. No.
But it's going to China, bro. Is it morally cheating if you're fucking a robot?
No. Yes. No. 100%. Oh, hey, honey, sorry. I just got fucking- I know I'm homely. I just fucked six robots.
Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking lowlife scumbag, bro? I got this right here, dude.
How much better do you think you are than everybody? I don't think I'm better than anybody.
What the fuck, bro? I don't think I'm better than anyone, bro.
You wait until they come out with some fucking robots. When they come out with the Goth edition of the fucking robot?
I fucking look at a girl down the street and think, man, dude, she's pretty hot, but hey, I'm a taken man.
It doesn't have a soul. It's not cheating. It's a fucking machine, dude.
How would she feel? How am I supposed to go home and tell that to my girlfriend?
I don't think about that. Your girls are the period.
And that is the division right there. That's the division. That's where it is, bro.
You just think you're better than every- I don't fucking think I'm better than anyone, no.
I guarantee you, a couple beers deep, you're sitting at home alone, your girlfriend's out on a girls night,
and you're like, fuck, man, everybody's busy, I got nothing going on.
Nah, man. And you see that fucking robot just making you dinner?
I couldn't even get my fucking cock hard. Could you make it like a Shapely robot, at least?
Like kind of like make it like, you know, have like- They're going to be so hot, you don't even understand.
I couldn't even get my cock hard. What the fuck am I doing there?
Oh, I can't wait to fucking dump my seat into some circuits, bro.
I got a fucking girlfriend now. Bro, you're shaping. It's just, it's two seconds away from being a robot dick.
Let's see here, 2024. 2024, Ali Mac fucks a robot. I call it right now, a robot.
I think I actually have that. Someone's getting fucked by a strap on, this dumb, I'm fucking a robot. No, no, neither of them are happening.
Neither of them are happening. Is it gay if you get pegged by a robot?
Yes, no, I don't know. Does it identify as a man?
That's a good question, actually. That's a good question.
I feel like robots be not binary. That's a good point, actually.
Because like you could interchange the parts of pussy and vagina.
It's not gay, it's cybersexual, bro.
You remember that part of Detroit Become Human where they actually had the sex robots and they went into the club?
And one of the robots, the dude started choking her and she actually started fighting back and killed him.
Yeah, well, robots shouldn't have that. Robots should be fucking slaves forever.
Yeah, you should just be able to fucking rape a lifelike robot.
It's not a rape, it's something to have a soul.
I agree, Tyler. That's a great idea.
Robots don't have souls, they don't count.
Yeah, bro, but what type of fucking behavior? Oh man, I can't distinguish you from a human.
I feel like race would go down 90% if you could rape a robot.
I don't think so because I think that those motherfuckers...
It's an ethical thing.
Hold up, hold up, I got something to say here.
I think that those motherfuckers that want to go out there and fucking rape a chick aren't fucking doing it because it's like, oh, I want to rape something.
No, they're going to be like...
That's a sound cliff. That's a sound cliff.
No, it's fucking not. Don't you fucking sound with me on that.
You motherfuckers. But no, they're not doing it because they want to fucking...
I'm going to fucking walk myself into another sound bite here.
No, what I'm saying though is that those motherfuckers, they want a human. That's the whole thing. It's a human interaction.
They don't get off on the act of fucking defiling a human being.
All right, so...
No, that is actually... They want that human being. They don't want a fucking robot.
They can fucking pay 10 bucks. Oh, you love me. Suck my cock. Oh, I'm happy now.
This could be a potential harm reduction.
That's what I'm saying.
Because, dude, the in-cell shooters and shit, if they had a fucking robot fucking fuck toy...
To clap its cheeks.
They'd be like, all right, I got me off, dude.
All right, so hold up. Fucking another point I want to introduce here.
If they can't fucking find a human mate there, do you want the robot?
Yeah, but do you want them reproducing there?
They're not going to reproduce. They're going to fuck a robot.
That takes them out of the gene pool. It's a win-win.
Yeah, but you're telling me we got fucking cum receptacles for all the fucking in-cells in Japan.
Are we okay with that?
Yes.
We're belittling the gene pool there, don't you think? Just a little bit?
No, they fucking use that sphere.
They don't use the cum.
They do use the cum.
Oh, for what?
For fucking...
They're cum receptacle. If they're receiving it, I would hope it's for...
I wouldn't hope it's for...
But we're not getting robots.
You're saying we're just going to get robots pregnant?
This is unbelievable.
So what do they use the cum for?
This is unbelievable.
They use it for lesbians and shit.
They use it for lesbians.
We're in the end times. It's all fucking over. I just need sleepy time.
I think this desire to have sex with a robot is a lot more commonplace than you guys think.
Robo-sexuals.
It seems unnatural, but a lot of things that we deem unnatural actually progress the human race forward more than anything.
Like video games. People are like, oh, you're just sitting around playing fucking video games.
What are you contributing?
But actually, people playing video games is what developed graphics cards, which is what got us artificial intelligence.
Nvidia.
Yeah.
Nvidia.
And then pornography is what got us the internet.
So the desire to have sex with robots is what's going to make life-like robots.
I mean, they already have the life-like sex dolls.
They just got to kind of like layer that over the robot, I feel like.
Right. We're closer than you guys fucking think.
I say 2034 Ali Max fucking robot.
Absolutely fucking not.
Check back in with me then, buddy.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to be happily married with a family of two, and I'm not going to be fucking robots.
Family of three, potentially four.
You're fucking lost, bro.
I'm lost?
I'm fucking lost?
You're lost.
Oh, my loss.
You're lost.
We're all going to go to Vegas and fuck robots.
Fuck robot hookers.
You don't think Elon already has a sex robot?
Elon has like six sex robots.
Yeah, and I'll be fucking downstairs, drunk as a skunk, winning at slots, and fucking hopefully winning big on some sports bets.
Whatever, dude.
Whatever, man.
Fucking self-righteous, bro.
I don't see how it's self-righteous, man.
I really don't.
I don't see how my...
I mean, he learned to be able to take his...
He did fuck Grimes for a while, Danny.
Him and Grimes were a thing, right?
I thought it was his wife.
Was it his wife?
I thought so.
Was that a robot?
No, Grimes was like a fucking...
EDM artist.
EDM artist, yeah.
I think he has kids with her.
Does he?
Dan, I just want you to explain to me how me deciding not to fuck a robot...
Stop acting like you're not fucking human.
Stop acting like holier than thou.
How is that holier than thou?
I want to get to the bottom of this because I fucking love a woman.
The only one that I want to fuck is her.
So how does that make me self-righteous?
Because you're not fucking a robot.
Maybe you're not self-righteous.
No, you are.
You are.
Fuck that.
Explain it to me, bro.
I see that as disingenuous if I were to fuck a robot.
How...
I mean, that's my belief.
Brian's over here being like, what did I get myself into?
The ethics and the morals.
I was looking up Elon's children's names because I remember more of them.
Aren't they insane?
Like fucking like Eelorb and shit.
One of them is like T-A-U.
I don't even know how to say that.
Tua.
Tua techno mechanicus.
Little X.
Yeah, wait, hold on.
X, X, X, and Tavsia.
Aren't the Tesla models, too?
I'm sorry for saying that.
Tua techno mechanicus.
I mean, I don't see it as an insult.
I just want to dig deeper to find out the issues.
You want to know what's really going on?
You want to get to the bottom of this?
I do want to get to the bottom of this.
Okay.
Maybe your morally superior position is kind of making me feel inferior over here because...
You see, you make me feel safe.
...to come to the seduction of a fucking robot, a sex robot, and you say that you wouldn't,
and it kind of makes me feel...
I think it just comes down...
...like a piece of shit because I'm over here.
I bust to some circuitry, and you wouldn't.
You know?
Listen, Dan's watched clown porn before.
Yeah, because you sent it to me.
Yeah.
Jesus fuck.
You sent it to Dan.
Some kind of dragged me down with my gutter.
You're showing off your cock.
I did not.
You showed me your penis, Dan.
You showed me your penis.
Dude, he made that up.
Brian looks so overwhelmed right now.
I remember when you showed him a picture, and he was like, oh, my dick is out.
Yeah, you showed me that picture.
I don't remember that.
Do you want me to pull the picture up?
Sure.
Fucking do it.
It's not.
My dick is not out.
My dick is out.
I'm not.
It's not.
My dick is not out.
Your dick is out.
All right, Brian.
I know you just met Dan.
You're about to see his cock, bro.
Oh, no, that's at the end.
All right.
Because we have to determine if I'm circumcised or not.
Pete Alonso better hit this home run.
There's only one way to prove it.
I'm sorry.
I might be a couple of seconds ahead of you.
I think it just comes down to whether your wife or girlfriend is OK with you fucking
a robot.
Who the fuck cares?
Just fuck the robot.
Dude, if he gave the robot big enough tits, I'd be like, alright, fuck it.
What if after you came in the robot, it had something inside it to keep your cum warm,
and then it went back to its factory and then cloned you and got rid of you?
Isn't that...
Okay, that's wild.
You had me in the first half there.
But the cum receptacle does keep the sperm alive though, right?
Yeah, it freezes it.
Okay.
Yeah, they could just clone you.
It's not happening.
I don't want that.
I don't think that's self-righteous either.
I don't want to be like, oh, meet my fucking son down the road in a couple years because
I wanted to fucking get off one night.
This is my son who's a genetic clone of me.
I went to Night Moves and paid for a lap dance.
Did you see a cock in that picture?
I mean, it's close.
Okay.
Don't get me wrong.
You look fantastic in it.
I feel like I shouldn't have seen that picture though.
I'm being completely honest.
You're an Adonis, but put some fucking boxers on my guy.
I will confirm you cannot tell of the circumstances.
That's Dan's Grindr profile.
He's about to fucking get some fat ass robots on his cock with that picture.
There's going to be a Tinder for fucking robots.
Dude, you know that.
From robot to robot romance.
You can just blow out the app in order.
Do you think the robots are going to fuck one another?
If they made a fucking robot that looked like video game characters, oh my fucking God,
that would be a problem.
Do you think robots are going to fuck one another?
Oh, I'm sure.
Oh yeah, it'd be like at the strip club that there's robots fucking each other on stage
because it's technically not a person, so they can fuck on stage.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck robots.
Elon is on Mars and people here are fucking robots.
Yeah, but we'll be up on Mars fucking human to human, except for nevermind.
There are going to be robot strippers on Mars.
That's Elon's wish is robot strippers on Mars.
We're literally just approaching Futurama.
We're going to see fucking 25 cent suicide booths.
It's going to be the most dystopian.
We're being new New York City.
What are you looking forward to the most about the future?
I mean, I don't think there's much to it.
Saturday's literally my dream.
I didn't change my mind.
I'm still with Alex.
I think we're gone in like six months.
I'm looking forward to really immersive VR gaming.
I don't know if that was a pissed off look or a disappointed look for me.
For me?
Yeah.
Oh no, no.
I was just, dude, my brain switches subjects so fast.
I think I'm with Casey.
That was neither.
Maybe there was a little bit of disappointment that I don't have the same moral values as
you two.
So I just gave up.
So I'll be honest.
That was me giving up.
No, just run here.
Like you're curious.
I don't care.
The shit that came through.
Thank you for being inclusive of my sexual identity.
I'm not trying to be not inclusive here.
I think I just take it.
You're canceled.
You are canceled, dude.
All right.
Hold up.
I mean, you two are super excited for like super immersive VR gaming.
Oh yeah, that'd be fucking sick.
You don't see that as a little bit scary?
No.
You don't see that as a slippery slope?
If I could slip into fucking, you know.
Oh yeah, definitely.
But if I could slip into being like fucking cloud in Final Fantasy, I'd do that in a
second.
So I'm going to be honest here.
I want to speak for a second.
Casey, the most dystopian thing I've experienced in my entire life was when you went on that
run in PokerStars VR.
And I think for a while, I truly do, I think for a while that line between fake money and
real money got blurred.
It was.
And that shit was insane to me.
And if you make that shit much more immersive, it's going to be like, I go to my nine to
five and I come home and Casey goes, Oh my God, I just paid like 60 bucks.
Start.
And I fucking made it like a hundred times bigger.
I'm in the top 10 worldwide.
And it's like, yeah, bro, can you cash out though?
Yeah.
And at that point, exactly.
But at that point it's not going to be like, Oh, you can catch this.
Be like, nah, but I can get some like sick clothes and I can move into a mansion or some
shit.
And that's going to be like, Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
And went wrong somewhere.
Do you think it was morally wrong when we had bullied children on VR chat?
At times.
Do you think at times we went too far with bullying them?
Oh, one.
I mean, I don't think we bullied them.
I think this is for off the air.
Yeah.
I don't even want to go into what we, what we did there.
But don't you think there's going to be kids that are like, Casey violated me on VR chat
every time we talked about, but do you think, don't you think?
What the fuck did you guys do?
He fucking had it.
Yeah.
Let's talk about this again.
He had a fucking little, he had like a fucking little anime chick at this point and he could
change his outfit a little bit.
And the outfit popped a dildo in his hand and be like, come over here.
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
And I was like, what the fuck is happening right now?
And I thought it was funny at the time, but then you realize you're running around a lobby
with God knows how old people and sure they should be above 18.
They signed the disclaimer.
I know it's not on us at that point, but it's like, if you're in there and like, so, I mean,
I know me and Tyler would blow up people's dates and shit on VR, which was funny, but
probably intensely immoral, but those people probably weren't in the best space.
In fucking virtual reality, you deserve to have your day.
Yeah, bro.
But those are also probably the people who are on like their last straw.
I feel like I've made somebody pass that last straw because I've ruined their VR date.
Maybe the gene pool.
I know, and I know Dan's probably going to think I'm being self righteous here, but I
go back and I actually feel bad about that because if you're going in there and all you
have is a fucking VR chat date with someone, you're probably not in the best place.
And we go in there and blow that up and say, Hey, just a reminder, none of this shit is
real.
And also fuck you bitch.
Hey, did you see my skin?
I'm a fucking cow with massive unclothed tits.
Like I don't know.
I feel, I feel pretty bad about that.
I remember walking into rooms and VR chat and like the hotel one because they forgot
to lock the door and I'd walk in and they're just, yeah, baby, come on.
And it's just fucking naked fucking VR avatars.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
And they're like, Oh, close the door.
What the fuck?
Like you should have locked it, bro.
I'm like, this is fucking weird, dude.
I told you how I got locked out of my Oculus for three days, right?
No, I'm sure you have.
I just can't remember.
I'm sure you probably four times we pulled all the same shit.
So I think what, what was the name of the, the meta, the, the meta like VR chat?
It was this world.
Meta world world.
Yeah.
So you make an avatar for that.
So I'm like, Oh, I'm going to make my avatar like, like this fucking fat pervert.
Right?
So I don't know if you've ever seen the, um, the comedian Stavros.
He's this great comedian.
I have.
Oh, let me see.
Stavros, I'll show you a picture of him.
See this shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is, this is what my fucking NLC has on the cover screen right there.
This is what my avatar.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
That's cool.
It looked like this guy right here.
That's fucking funny.
Right?
Yeah.
I have seen.
And that's who I pictured when you said you were going to make it a fat pervert.
So that's what I made my avatar like that.
Okay.
So I go into the, um, to metal worlds and there's some like fucking hot, like some chick
with a hot avatar, right?
And I go, Oh baby, come over here.
Oh yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Right?
And there's like moderators in there, like policing the rooms and shit.
And one of them was like, some person's like, Hey bro, she, she's only 14.
She's only 14.
And then he ran over to a moderator and he's like, he was saying, Hey baby, Hey baby to
that 14 year old.
I'm like, Oh no, Oh no.
They're coming after me.
Oh yeah.
They're coming after me.
Oh shit.
And, um, Carducci could confirm this.
Cause this was that Altamont.
Yeah.
It gets fucking swatted at Altamont.
So dude, I signed up.
Fucking two way swings into the parking lot.
So I, I left the room so they couldn't get me.
Cause the everybody was like, get him, get him.
Like a fucking witch hunt.
Right?
They're trying to arrest you.
Like in VR.
They're like, fucking, I'm going to run into the fool fighters concert.
So I'm like, I know she was like, God.
So the moderators told Meta and Meta locked me out of my fucking Oculus entirely.
You couldn't do anything.
Dude could not get in.
You're like, sorry guys.
Don Juan's on hold for a couple of days.
Dude, one, what the fuck is she doing in there?
It's like 18 and over or whatever.
I heard 60, whatever the fuck it is 18 and over.
Right?
I think I don't think metal worlds is that.
And then her fucking avatar is like a super seductive fucking high.
It was like an ego.
So it was her fault for how she dressed in VR chat.
Yeah, dude, I'm just playing.
He was asking for it.
So I'm just joking.
And I said, all I said was, Oh baby.
Right?
That's literally all I said.
And they've actually locked me out of my fucking Oculus for that.
That's wild.
Yeah, dude.
Fucking bullshit.
I was so pissed.
I'm like, guys, I'm the one you got fucking zucked on an Oculus.
That's wild.
I'm like, I paid $500 for this or whatever they were.
Right?
What were they when they were new?
$300.
Yeah.
I paid $300 for it and I get fucking booed.
Back before Bidenomics.
You were fucking fed.
Fucking horseshit.
I thought that was actually you for a minute.
I thought I triggered you with the Bidenomics.
So I got the thing that I want to talk about.
Have any of you guys ever seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise?
I have not.
Nope.
So I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be trying to go over your piss.
All right.
I can't talk about it.
You'll get it when you get back down.
Okay.
But it's basically a movie that was made by Stanley Kubrick back in 1999.
And it's about Tom Cruise discovering basically like a Hollywood, like an elite cult, like
in the movie.
And it's like an elite sex cult that has like, he walks in, the whole first half of the movie
is him just being upset at his wife for not sleeping with him or some shit.
And then he's going out, he went to a bar and then there's a prostitute on a street
that tried to pick him up.
And his wife called him when he was about to start doing it with the prostitute.
He's like, I should go.
But then he goes to a bar where his friend is playing the piano.
And afterwards, his friend was playing the piano at the bar.
And after he's done with his set, he walked in, they're in the last song of their set
or whatever.
And he just goes, oh, I haven't talked to you in fucking 10 years or something, blah,
blah, blah.
And then the guy's like, yeah, I actually got another gig after this.
And it's like midnight at this point.
He goes, you have another gig after this?
He goes, yeah, it starts really late.
It's like two o'clock in the morning.
And he just goes, and the weird part is I play blindfolded.
And then fucking Tom Cruise is like, the fuck do you mean you play blindfolded?
He just goes, but sometimes they don't tie my blindfold tight enough.
And he just goes, and the women there, Jesus Christ, you have never seen women like this.
And Tom Cruise is like, you got to tell me where this is, man, type thing.
So the guy writes down Fidelio on a napkin.
The guy gets a phone call during when they're talking to each other.
He's just like, oh, yes, sir.
OK, yeah, I'll be there, like thing.
He just goes, I got to go.
And he writes down Fidelio on a napkin.
And then Tom Cruise goes, what's this?
He's like, it's the password.
And he just goes, but you'll need a mask and a tuxedo.
Dude, that shit's real.
Yeah.
That shit happens.
Yeah.
But it's fucking nuts.
But he just goes, you need a mask and a tuxedo.
And he's just like, all right.
So he goes to a costume store.
That's a really weird scene in itself.
But then after he gets out, he gets in a taxi.
And he goes to the movies in New York, like New York City.
He gets a taxi to go to upstate New York.
They don't say where in upstate New York.
But they say he gets in a taxi and he goes to upstate New York.
And the meter was like $200 or something.
So he went pretty fucking far in upstate.
And then the guy at the front is wearing a fucking tailcoat tuxedo type shit.
And he just goes, password, please.
And he goes, Fidelio.
And the guy's like, we'll drive you right up to the mansion now.
So they go into the fucking mansion.
And the guy at the front goes, second password.
And he said, password.
And he just goes, Fidelio.
And the guy's like, OK.
And he just goes through the doors here.
They open up the doors.
And he walks in.
And there's fucking 60, 70 people all wearing masks with hoods and tuxedos
and wedding dress almost type thing.
And there's a dude wearing a red mask and a red cloak.
And he's going around singing a hymn backwards,
like a singing a Catholic hymn backwards, and walking around a circle
with like 20 women in a circle.
And then he's going around singing a hymn backwards and thumping a cane.
And Tom Cruise at this point is like, what the fuck is going on?
And then all the women stand up and take their robes off.
And they're all completely naked.
And Tom Cruise is like, what the fuck did I just walk down to?
A cult.
But then he goes around and taps the cane in front of each woman.
And they go through.
And they're all wearing masks.
And they go up.
And each of the women pretends to, with the mask,
they both kiss each other wearing masks.
And then they walk.
Ooh.
Oh my god.
I found the spelling salt.
Oh my god.
That's a powerful one.
So then fucking Tom Cruise gets one of these ladies that comes up
and then kisses him and then starts walking him.
And she just goes, you shouldn't be here right now.
And the lady goes, they know that you're not supposed to be here.
And then he just goes.
I've never gone that close before.
And he's like, what do you mean they know I'm not supposed to be here?
He goes, I think you got the wrong guy.
He's trying to play it cool.
And they're like, no, they know you're not supposed to be here.
I'm trying to save you right now.
And he's like, and then everybody's like, oh.
So then he goes in.
And then another guy in the mask.
I'm sorry.
So another guy in the mask takes her and goes away.
And then he just starts walking around the party.
And it's just a massive fucking cult sex orgy.
And he's just like, what the fuck's going on?
And then he gets a guy in a mask and a tuxedo, comes along.
But he's not like a guest one that has the hood up.
He's just like a waiter guy.
And he just goes, are you the man with the taxi waiting for him outside?
And he's just like, yeah.
And he just goes, well, he needs to desperately speak to you.
Follow me.
So he walks out.
And then he goes into the, he's going through.
And then he gets led into a room where the guy in the red cloak
is sitting in a chair with two guys with purple cloaks with fucking swords,
just fucking sitting there.
And he just goes, can you give me the password?
And he just goes, Fidelio.
And he just goes, can you give me the second house password?
And he just goes, I know.
I think I forgot.
He just goes, it's not a matter of forgetting.
He goes, remove your mask.
And he's just like.
So then he has to take his mask off.
And he just goes, well, you have broken the rules of the secrecy of this.
And then he just goes, take off your clothes.
And he's just like, I don't want to do that.
And he just goes, take them off.
And the one lady who took him away at the beginning of this whole thing
says, I will purify him instead.
I'll be the sacrifice for this.
And the guy goes, do you understand what redeeming him means?
And she just goes, yes.
So then a bunch of guys in masks take her away.
And then the guy in the red mask goes, you're free to leave.
But he just goes, if you say a word of this to anybody, we will find you.
And we will kill you and every single person in your family.
And he just goes, we know you have a daughter, and her name's this.
I'll murder your family.
Yeah.
He goes, we know you have a daughter.
Her name's this.
We know you have a wife.
Her name's this.
And this is your address.
And he is like, oh, fuck.
So then the rest of the movie, he's just going around being paranoid
that these guys are going to kill him.
And then at the end of the movie, fucking, he tells his wife
what happened that whole time.
And then his daughter, they're at a toy store,
and they're talking to each other.
And if you look in the background, it's not like a,
it was kind of like a for if you watch the movie again type thing,
you can see his daughter getting taken away by two of the guys that were
at the party.
No shit.
And their daughter's like, 10.
What movie is this?
Eyes Wide Shut.
It's a fucking crazy movie.
And I'm like, and this was before any of the Bohemian Grove got fucking blown up
or the Diddy parties or any of this other shit.
But it seems like Stanley Krueger was trying to be like, this shit's fucking
going.
He died before the movie came out.
The week before the movie came out, he died.
Oh, shit.
And people are like, did he get killed because he was trying to blow up
the whole spot of this shit?
Because this was before any of this shit got fucking released out to the public.
So fucking he was like, it's kind of like his swan song.
Because Stanley Kubrick's a fucking fantastic director.
He directed Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, all that shit.
And like, 2001.
Yeah, 2001, Space Odyssey.
Yep.
What's a swan song?
A swan song is kind of like a last piece of art that you're listening to.
It's your last piece, yeah.
But people are saying, because this is his last piece,
that he's going to kind of do the thing where he's like, I'm going to blow this up.
Going out with a bang, kind of.
Yeah, he's like, I'm going to blow this up before I go type thing.
But the craziest thing is, he didn't get to finish the last cut of the movie.
And 23 minutes of the movie has been cut and lost to time.
Really?
Yeah.
There's 23 minutes of runtime.
In case he goes to time.
Where'd that fucking shit go, dude?
Where'd it go?
There's 23 minutes of that movie that are missing.
Are you hanging in there?
Those smelling salts.
That was my first time ever doing smelling salts.
Dude, you fucking jumped in there.
And it all went up one nostril.
And I felt my nostril pulsating.
I can tell.
Brian, you're kind of looking at me like the way
you looked at me when we were on Troomz.
I'm not going to lie right now, bro.
We're used to this.
But this is like the worst smelling salts there is.
I think I burned off every nerve receptor I have in my sinuses at this point.
I can only imagine what Brian just went through.
I should have given you a fucking forewarning there.
All right, let's take a break.
We'll be back on Untitled Podcast.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
Welcome to Insane Killer 8.
Back here with the special guest, Brian.
So let me ask you one quick question.
Do you think 9-11 was an inside job?
Shoot from the hip here.
Don't overthink it.
No.
Man.
I can vibe with that.
Brian.
All right, all right, Chief Pfizer.
Pfeiffer.
Chief Phizer.
Something you don't really know about me.
I'm not really big into conspiracies.
But I'll listen.
Yeah.
You came to the right place, buddy.
You got to open mind.
So you did like a mega dose of mushrooms.
Oh, my god.
Right?
How was that?
How did that feel?
Pretty awesome.
Wait, what the?
This fucking song.
The fucking, uh.
Did you listen to this song?
Yeah.
What the fuck's the name of it?
Go ask Alice.
Oh, man.
Go ask Alice.
Go ask Alex.
What's the other fucking song by this?
No, this is the one I'm thinking of.
A White Rabbit.
White Rabbit.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Yep.
So tell us about your experience on the show.
All right, so you want to know the entire story?
Yeah.
Just go through the whole thing.
I'll try not to interrupt.
All right, so start off with like, we were playing basketball.
And we were just like trying to burn off a few calories
before we ate the mushrooms and stuff.
Yeah.
And then we decided it's time.
Actually, Alex decided it's time.
It was up to him.
And we went back into his house.
And I said I was going to take a lot that night.
How many mushrooms did you take?
I took four.
No.
No, I did.
I took four.
I thought it was more than that, bro.
No, I took the four biggest ones in the bag.
All right, yeah.
And Alex went for the smallest one, which was fine.
I told him, like, yeah, I'm fine.
No, mine was medium.
The first one I did was medium.
And then the second one I did, I think, was around the same size.
I intentionally didn't pick the smallest,
because I wanted to do something.
OK, so he picked a medium one.
Sorry.
And you got to be fine with what you pick,
because you're going to be on the trip.
I'm not going to be able to help him very much.
There's no going back.
Yeah.
No.
So I ate four of them.
And it's tough to get them down.
The texture is bad.
I mean, if you eat a mushroom, you know what the texture is like.
It's just not good.
I hate mushrooms.
But I got them down, and then we started playing Mario Party.
Yeah.
No, oh, yeah, we did.
We played Mario Party, and then I think we transitioned to Kart,
maybe, for a minute.
No, I think we just did Party.
And then, yeah, it was just Party.
OK, yeah, just Party.
Which Party?
Superstars.
Dude, Party 5 was the only one I played.
10-4.
So Alex is like.
It's a good one, though.
It is.
Alex is doing his usual thing.
He's overthinking everything.
He's starting to talk a little bit like, this is how I feel right now.
No, this is how I feel right now.
Wait, is it not working?
I think it's working.
Like what I'm doing right now.
Yeah.
And eventually, I just told him to shut the fuck up.
He did do that.
He was going to get me down, too.
He was going to make me overthink it.
And I took four giant ones, and it's absolutely going to work.
And it was.
Yeah, I think I just kept repeating, oh, man, I feel so lightheaded.
And I feel like I got to boot, but I can't.
I feel like I said that exact line probably 45 times.
You said it a bunch.
You and Cece were just like, dude, we fucking get it.
I felt like a dick.
Why did you boot?
I didn't want to pull Treg, because I wanted to fucking keep him down.
I wanted to feel it.
I was hoping I was wrong, and they were still going to hit me,
which I 100% was.
So I looked at the floor.
We finished Mario Party.
I looked at the floor to see if it was starting to move, and it was.
And then after I figured out it was moving, I laid back,
and Alex has got a popcorn ceiling.
And I was fascinated with that for probably like an hour.
I've heard that's a thing.
Dude, he kept grabbing me, and he's like, dude, come on.
You've got to check out this thing.
And I would.
And I think it was mostly placebo for me.
But shit in my periphery did seem like it was moving.
But even then, you were past where I was, from that get-go.
That was my peak right there, probably.
The part of the ceiling I was looking at, there was light on it.
So I could see everything perfectly fine.
Alex was on the other side of the room where there was no light,
and he was just looking at a dark ceiling.
So I laid back, and at first it looked like ants on the ceiling,
just moving everywhere.
That's fucked.
Like 15, 20 minutes later, it turned to liquid.
So it just looked like liquid coming together and appearing out of nowhere.
So do you have a fear of insects or anything?
Do they make you uncomfortable?
Specifically spiders.
But ants didn't really bother you?
Not really.
It's kind of like a, whoa, that's kind of weird type thing.
If I could add some color commentary.
If I saw a ceiling that looked like ants, I would freak the fuck out.
Well, but you know it's not ants.
You're telling yourself, it's not real.
You know it's moving around, and that it's not actually ants.
You know it's a ceiling.
I was just going to say, if I could add some color commentary at this point,
you were very much having a good time.
This was very cool to you.
It was all positive.
There was no negatives.
I was having a blast.
My trip from Brian was completely separate.
We had two completely different experiences,
and I cannot emphasize that enough.
It's really kind of weird.
It's profound.
So I grab him and bring him to the side of the room that has light.
I tell him to get on the ground, stare up the ceiling,
and I think he sees it.
You see the popcorn ceiling moving, right?
Yeah, I mean, I did.
Like I said, for me, it was more my periphery.
The best way I could describe it is something just wasn't quite right.
I could tell that there was probably a little bit more going on.
And this could have, like I said, really could be placebo.
I have no idea.
But I'm pretty sure I saw shit moving, but I was not nearly
at the level you were even then.
I didn't have that.
You kept saying that shit, and I was like, that's wild.
And that's kind of what geared me to be like, I should take another.
Because you looked like you were chilling.
Yeah, I was having a good time.
What really was very, the first very trippy thing I saw, I looked at my arm,
and I'm covered in freckles.
And I saw my freckles moving.
I remember you saying that.
That freaked me out.
Right there, that would have been when I lost my shit.
But I was like, it's kind of cool.
So we sat on his couch, and he put on Bojack Horseman,
which is not a good idea.
No.
No, but I didn't really have a read.
OK, my defense.
I didn't really have a read on what Trume's gave you at this point.
So I didn't know what was a good pick.
So I was just like, fuck it.
It's animated.
It'll look crazy based off of what I can imagine.
Then I threw it on.
But it deals with heavy topics.
Yeah, and again, I mean, you've got to figure out what makes you happy.
Like, you can't just put on anything.
No, you can't.
And I did.
If you hate SpongeBob and you put on SpongeBob,
it's not going to do you any favors.
Yeah, you're going to trip the fuck out in a bad way.
So trip and fall on your face.
So after we turned off Bojack Horseman, we turned on music.
And I asked him for his Dap M. And so I took a little hit of it.
And this is what did us in.
At least me.
Me too.
Yeah.
So Weed actually enhances the Shroom experience by a lot.
So I took a little hit of his Dap M. And it didn't really do anything.
He put on Strobe by Deadmau5.
Fucking sick song.
Great song.
I wasn't really vibing with it, to be honest.
I don't know why.
I should have been.
You were kind of like, I don't know if this is the vibe,
until the fucking got to the later parts of the song,
once it builds up.
And then you were like, all right, this song kind of slaps.
Because I went to put on your next suggestion,
which I'm sure you'll say.
And you told me to stop.
You were like, no, no, let it play.
Let it play.
I want to hear the rest of it.
Yeah, was that Time by Pink Floyd?
Yes, it was.
Oh, great song.
Yeah.
Fantastic song.
I listen to it every day since then, to see you know.
It takes me back.
I've listened to Strobe a bunch, actually.
You think it was a positive experience, like did it change
you, like Allie Mack said?
Yeah.
Was it the first time you did shrooms?
No, that was the fourth.
No, but Brian had never done this dose before.
And we didn't even really get into it.
I actually have.
This isn't even, Brian's just in the beginning of his trip here.
Yeah, actually, I have done that much.
It gets crazy.
It's way more profound.
I took like four grams random, I don't know,
day off or something.
I was like, whatever.
So it didn't do anything.
How long did it take you to start feeling the effects?
Like how many minutes?
About two hours.
For you, you started at one, though.
At one hour, that was when you started talking about the sealants.
Around two hours.
I had a stopwatch on because I wanted to see how long it took.
Like start to finish, how long did the trip last?
Like how many hours?
Six?
Yeah, like six, seven hours.
And even then, you're still kind of feeling it.
Like I'm sure until like you're completely back to normal,
probably 12.
Like it stays in you for a while.
I woke up the next morning and still had like minor visual effects from it.
It took a while to go away.
But no, Brian hasn't even reached.
Brian was just fucking beginning the trip here.
I'm just starting.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I take, I borrow his death pen again.
Oh my god.
I borrow his death pen again and I take a blinker this time.
Now you took a double blinker.
No, not that time.
OK.
Because you did probably six or seven blinkers there.
I did three.
No, Brian, I was watching you.
OK.
And this was when you started to go.
Dude, you looked at me after you took like three blinkers in a row,
possibly in a single inhale, I'm pretty sure.
And you were like, dude, you got to feel this.
You got to experience the things I'm experiencing.
You got to feel it, bro.
And you handed me the death pen and you just motivated me.
I never smoked that much and I fucking hit it like four times.
It was like instantly I was like, this is going to be a ride tonight.
All right.
Well, I mean, I thought I only took one.
No, you took a bunch.
After that, it like I was in the stratosphere.
So like music was vibe.
I was vibing with music.
It sounded amazing.
Like the best sounding music you could think of.
You cried a good chunk.
I did cry.
I couldn't control it.
It was just like flowing down my face.
And that's around when I took the second shroom because I was like,
by golly, I want to feel that.
I would listen to Pink Floyd's entire, what's it called?
Entire catalog.
If I took shrooms.
Yeah, man, it was wild.
And then fucking, Brian, that's when I think I put on.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was right after we played time.
I put on, no, I put on a fucking, I think I did.
Yeah, for a little bit.
And then I put on, I put Alice in Wonderland on.
Oh, yeah.
And that was when you started to peak.
Alex, like for some reason was like, all right, let's stop the music.
I think he just wanted to watch a movie and experience that.
But I was fine with it.
So he said, let's put on Alice in Wonderland.
And I was like, all right, yeah, that's a good idea.
And we started the movie.
And probably like two minutes in, something was saying in my head,
like, do not let Alice go down that route.
I don't know what was going to happen if I was just going to have a bad trip.
But like to me, it felt like I was going to be stuck in madness forever.
I know he was saying like, you're like, don't go down the hole.
Yeah.
Something was really telling me, like, do not chase that rabbit.
And dude, even when you came back, like not just skipping forward a little bit,
even when you came back, you were still like, that was the best decision we ever
made was getting off of that movie.
I do too.
Because it was just like, I watched a bit of that movie afterwards, to be honest.
And I was like, I can 100% see how this would have led to like the worst trip
of my entire life.
Like, I just like, it's not the shit you want to see then.
Like, it's just, I don't know.
It's weird.
It's too animated in a weird way.
It's like a negative story.
You fall down the rabbit hole.
There's just no other way to put it.
You're literally down the rabbit hole.
Yes.
But Brian pulled me off of that, and Brian, what did you tell me to fucking?
I couldn't really speak.
Like, I wasn't telling him, like, don't go down.
I can't go down the rabbit hole.
All I could get out was like, Christmas.
But I wasn't just saying Christmas.
I was like, Christmas.
And he didn't understand.
And I had to like, I said it a couple of times.
He's grabbing me with a fucking solid grip, like Christmas.
Because in my head, I was trying to get away from that bad trip.
And I was just thinking of the happiest thing I could think of.
And Christmas, when you're a kid, is like, pure joy.
So I was like, please just put on a Christmas movie.
I was really trying to think of a Christmas story.
And I pulled the biggest Untitled podcast move of my life.
What's that, fucking Miracle?
Yeah, I was trying to tell him a Christmas story.
But he put on a Christmas movie.
That's the best Christmas movie.
Yeah, it is.
And he put on a Miracle on it.
No problem with that.
I love that movie.
It's a great movie.
I remember you were very positive.
We made it like 30 seconds of the movie.
I was like, is this good, Brian?
I know you can't talk to me, but are you all right with this?
And Brian was like, yeah.
At this point, dude, you were breathing pretty deep.
You were laying back on the couch.
Your pupils were fucking colossal.
And you were just like, you were taking big, long, deep breaths.
So not to cut you guys' stories off,
but he kept on saying that Herb Brooks in Miracle
looked like a demon and shit.
And he'd start looking scary.
No, Bill Burwood.
And that was on the come down.
That was once I peaked.
Because like I said, Brian went down before I did.
And I kind of rose up.
And Brian was like.
And I came back before he did too.
Yeah, he kind of guided me through the peak of my trip.
Because I was still not in a great place.
And Brian was like.
Because I was going to say, did Herb Brooks
look fucking weird to you?
Yeah.
Brian's whole line was you're just like,
we're just kind of in the most respectful way possible.
You were like, dude, I get what you're going through.
But what you saw ain't shit.
That was kind of the vibe of what he said.
Because you're like, Alex, I get what you're saying.
But I thought I was dead for two hours.
And I was OK with it.
So after he like, we were still listening to music.
I forgot this.
And I took the first blinker.
I don't know why.
But I remember seeing like four giant shadows
of mushrooms on his wall.
Probably didn't take four mushrooms.
Like wiggling in between them were different colors.
And I remember looking around the room.
And like, there was colors that shouldn't be there.
It's like squid games.
Yeah.
I remember I asked you.
I was like, do you see colors outside of our vision spectrum?
And you were like.
I think.
You're already getting there.
I was just like, that's the best response you could have.
I don't fucking know, dude.
So he put on Miracle on Ice.
And I take a double blinker.
I think that's the only one I took.
And I thought that was the last one I took.
But after that, oh my god, I looked at the ceiling.
And I saw shapes.
And it was like my body just got teleported up.
Yo, that's fucking.
You had like a what's it called?
Astral projection type shit?
Kind of.
I never reached this shit.
I never reached what you're talking about ever.
There's a lot of in between that I don't remember.
And I find that it's actually harder to remember every time
I try talking about it.
Like recall it?
Yeah.
I just can't remember it.
It's like a dream.
But like, remember, I put my head back on his couch.
And it was like my head didn't stop.
It was like it went through the couch into my body.
That's nuts.
Yeah, dude.
And then my body just exploded into like shapes.
Wow.
Like what kind of shapes?
Was it just like patterns and stuff?
Patterns and shit.
Yeah.
This is the shit that you weren't able to verbalize
when we did this.
This is news to me, actually.
And then it was I wasn't really in like present.
So like if you try to talk to me, I wasn't really there.
But I did come back a few times.
And I remember hearing Alex and Cece a few times.
And they actually said to me, like I heard Alex say,
is Brian OK?
I was like, yeah.
I didn't hear him.
But I was like talking to him.
I was shaking.
No, not shaking Cece.
She was awake at this point.
But I was like rocking back and forth in my bed.
Like I told you guys, I'm like, do I only have two arms?
All right, because it feels like I got four.
And then I was like, all right, like is Brian all right?
And I was like, I feel like I abandoned him.
And I do remember him leaving.
But I didn't care.
I do remember him leaving.
Because you went nonverbal.
And then it hit me.
And I was just like, oh, shit.
But like it felt like that.
Like I just fucking jerked back.
And like it fucking nailed me in the teeth.
And I just wasn't comfortable with it immediately.
As soon as it hit me, it was like instant like freak out.
And I just dipped to Cece so she could like ground me.
But.
Yeah.
And so there are a lot of thoughts going through my head
at this point.
I thought time had passed.
I thought days had gone by or weeks.
And I didn't know what day it was.
I thought I was late for work.
I thought my dad.
Not my dad.
My dog was like, I was thinking about my dog.
Is he good?
Like do I get to see him?
How long has he gone without food?
But then things started to pop in my head.
What if I'm dead?
What if I just OD'd?
And Alex just found me on his couch dead.
Can you OD on mushrooms?
No.
No, you can't.
But dude, you can overdo it.
Yeah, you don't OD like physically.
Yeah.
You can.
Can you get mentally broken forever?
Yeah, some people get perma-fried
if like they do too high of a dose.
Like they just don't really ever come down it.
It fucks them up.
That happened with weed for me.
Yeah, man.
Me too.
I've talked about it.
Yeah, you went full retard and never went back.
That's why me and Casey are friends, I think.
That was before I got my EMT card, by the way.
I got perma-fried and then got my card.
Do you think it's like a positive for your mental health?
Like people with mental issues?
Or do you think like people with PTSD that would amplify some
of the PTSD?
I feel like it could go either way.
I think it could help a lot of people.
I think it's like a misunderstood drug
that people look at and are like, oh, it's
a drug that makes you see things.
It's bad.
But it's not.
Or you could do microdoses.
You could do microdoses.
I can see how microdoses would be beneficial.
Because right before my peak hit me, dude, you just feel like,
I don't know, it's like Adderall, but it's like,
I don't know, for lack of a better word, just natural.
It's just like when you don't feel it that much,
it's like your senses are just heightened a little bit.
Your heart rate's not up there, but your vision's kind of
sharper.
I don't know if you ever felt, did you ever
feel that with your trip?
I felt for a while like my vision got super sharp.
And we did play Mario Kart for a little bit,
because I remember I was incredibly dialed in.
I don't remember that.
I thought we were just watching Miracle on Ice.
I think we played like two races after we got out of Mario
Party.
I think that's what it was.
Because my girlfriend won in Mario Party,
and we were both like, how the fuck did that happen?
Because we just took turns.
Yeah, evidently, because of that.
But yeah, I had all these thoughts going through my mind.
What if my parents find me dead?
It wasn't a good thought.
But then I remember looking around the room, too,
and just seeing green everywhere.
But I also got, I don't know where I was.
I think I was in space or heaven or something.
But the thoughts that were going through my mind
just came back to me thinking, all right,
if I died, I'm good with that.
I'm happy right now.
And that's the most profound thing.
So do you think that was an ego death for you type thing?
No.
I don't think it was.
He's like, I came back with more of an ego.
I came back saying, fuck you, death.
No.
But me thinking that I died and I was OK with that
is the craziest thing that happened from the trip,
I think.
But did that make you look at things differently
when you came back thinking, oh, well, knowing
that that feeling's in the future,
death isn't something to be afraid of?
That's a good question.
Yeah, it helped a little bit.
It definitely helped with my anxiety.
So this is more of a personal question.
And you don't have to answer it if you don't want to for this.
But do you have a fear of death?
A lot of people have that.
But it's a pretty deep question.
But do you have an actual fear of dying?
That's a good question, too.
If you don't want to answer, I know it's a pretty deep question.
But I had some deep conversations.
I don't think I ever got that answer out of you.
Yes and no.
Yes, because I think my biggest fear is leaving this planet
and having regrets.
OK, yeah.
So right now, I'm just trying to live my life
the best I can.
Damn good answer.
No, because we're learning a lot about Brian.
Yeah, this is pretty cool.
I don't know.
The no ties in with the yes, I think, because I don't know.
I just want to go do stuff.
And I think it's kind of cool that you get one life
and you have to live it to your fullest and your best ability.
You want to go do stuff like what stuff?
What do you want to do?
I want to see the world.
I think, in my opinion, it's everyone's right
to travel the world and see the entire world.
Fuck yeah.
That's awesome.
Amen.
That's the official stance of the goddamn Untitled title.
Did we all actually agree on something?
We agree on that.
Did we all actually agree on something for once?
The first thing.
The first thing ever.
You heard it here first.
Where do you want to go?
Actually, I think you all agree on fuck the Nazis.
Yeah, and not Tyler.
He's like, fuck.
Test us.
Where do you want to go?
Where would you like to travel to?
I'm really interested in Europe.
I want to go to, I've already been to Scotland,
but I want to see the rest of the UK.
I'm Irish, so I want to go to Ireland, which I think
my family's doing next year.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
It's all right.
I don't know how much of this podcast you've listened to,
but I got beef with the Irish.
But I'm Irish, but only half.
It'd be cool to go on a European tour.
I've always 60% of all this.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Norway, Sweden, Finland, Italy.
I like Europe a lot.
What about Vatican City?
My mother was in Greece.
I just got back from Greece a couple weeks ago.
How was it?
So it's fantastic.
Literally, dude, not to make this about me,
because I got a lot to learn about you here, Brian.
But when I came back, I literally had this immense sadness
that whatever the connection that I had to that place,
because that's where my ancestors are from,
my family's buried there.
It's on this island in the middle of the Mediterranean.
And I literally felt like I could
feel the door closing from that connection.
I get what you're saying.
That's a really good way to put it.
And it started to disappear.
It was just like my ancestors saying, youhoo, goodbye.
It was nice seeing you.
We'll see you next time.
And when that shut off, I'm not joking, dude.
I got so fucking emotional, I started to cry.
Yeah, because it was like, dude, when I when you feel a call
back.
Oh my god, yeah.
Dude, when I was there, it was just
like a warm fucking hug from my fucking ancestors.
We knew you'd be back.
That's awesome.
Or was it kind of just again in your head a little bit,
was it like a fuck you for leaving from your ancestors?
Or was it like a not at all?
Or was it just more like I know I'm not
going back there for a substantial amount of time
and it's sad?
No, it felt more like, all right, so a lot of my DNA,
the other half, like half's Irish, the other half
is from everywhere in the Mediterranean,
North African, Turkey, Cypriot, all that shit.
Oh, you're African-American?
Congratulations.
Technically, yeah.
My man.
I was the only one here who was African-American.
But it's like when you go somewhere
where your DNA is from for thousands, if not
millions of years, and you go back there
and you swim in the Mediterranean Sea.
Yeah, I think we were talking about that last time we were
talking about how you were like, when you were over there,
you're like, because I asked the same thing,
being like, when you were over there,
did it feel right to you type thing?
Unbelievably.
I feel like if I went to Germany,
because I'm like 60% German, if I went to Germany
and I was walking through those forests, I'd be like,
oh, this is where I'm supposed to be.
This is where I'm supposed to be type thing.
Absolutely, bro.
I feel also like you're just like the temperature,
the weather, the way that the air is there.
When you're there and that's where your ancestry is from,
you're like, this feels right type thing.
And I'm guessing you're getting that feeling when
you were over there.
Absolutely.
Where you're like, when you breathe the air
and you felt the temperature and the weather that's there,
you were like, I feel like this is how it's supposed to feel
type thing.
I can't stand the summer here at all.
But when it's winter time and I'm walking through the woods,
it's kind of like a weird nostalgic thing
that I have no reason to feel nostalgic for winter
in the woods.
But it's probably like a genetic DNA thing being like,
the fucking woods of Germany are fucking snowing
for like 70% of the year.
So I'm probably like, oh, going back to that type of thing
being like, it's cold and I'm in the woods.
Dude, it's like there's something definitely to that.
If your DNA really is like people,
for millions of years, that's how your DNA evolved.
When you go out of that environment,
you change the light environment,
you change the food you're eating, you change everything.
The way I describe it is like it feels like a guitar that's
out of tune.
And then when you go back into that environment,
it's like you strum the strings and it sounds
like it plays a beautiful chord.
Everything lines up.
Things that we don't know with science yet line up.
Because I always like, it's a weird thing.
I've always felt like a semi of a calling
to go to the eastern part of Western Europe.
Not like Eastern Europe, but like the Poland, Germany,
that general area type thing.
I always felt like I need to go there at least once in my life
to kind of feel what that was like.
See how the sun is in that area, because it's
different than here.
See how the weather feels, the air, the trees.
Feel the trees there.
Feel the ground.
Be like something there.
Be like this is where my whole ancestry came from type thing.
Do you get nostalgia when you're cooking
and you throw things in ovens?
Did you have a temptation to drive to Poland in a tank?
Well, I'm also part Polish, which is fucking weird.
I'm more than half German.
I'm like 65% German.
And I'm mostly Irish after that.
And I have Polish, a little bit of English,
and a little bit of Dutch.
But it's mostly just fucking German all the way.
Dude, sorry, not to cut you off.
I want to say, while I was in Greece,
I didn't know that I was going to be in Germany.
I was in Greece, though.
I didn't tell this on the podcast.
I was like two or three in the morning there.
Flip your headphones back around.
You look like Donald Trump right now.
I was trying to keep my shit together right now, man.
You look like Donald Trump.
You're making a Trump face there.
But dude, it was like two or three in the morning.
And I'm in this old house, but it was an old house
that my great, great grandfather built.
But this island is very secluded, dude.
And it used to get raped and pillaged by pirates all the time.
Fucking pirates.
They had to build a fucking castle on it with cannons just
to shoot the pirate ships.
So it's like, dude, the history of this island
goes back to the fucking Phoenicians, right?
Oh, shit, really?
So anyway, this island's ancient, bro.
So I was watching a video on this guy that opens a portal
with frequencies, right?
And it shows him opening this portal on his bed.
And when he was playing the frequency, dude,
I instantly got this chill up my spine
and this feeling that said stop watching this video right now.
Really?
Really, dude.
And I was just like, whoa.
And I shut it off, right?
And I was like, what the fuck, bro?
This is fucking weird.
All of a sudden, I went from that warm, fuzzy feeling.
This is where my ancestors are.
This is where they died.
And they built this house to something was watching me.
Instantly.
Like that, bro.
And I was like, did it feel like a bad thing was watching you?
Yes, dude.
Interesting.
Really.
It went from a warm and fuzzy feeling,
like I'm safe here, to stop watching this right now
and this feeling like something was watching me.
Do you feel like it was a more?
Ah.
Do you think that's like a?
That's fucking freaky, man.
Do you think that's like a paranormal thing?
Or did you think it was just kind of like a placebo?
Like paranormal, dude.
Really?
Yeah.
So do you think like?
Like you were inviting something.
Ah, interesting.
And something was telling me.
I got a ghost story after all this stuff is like a thing.
But me and Emily had like a ghost experience
while watching a movie that was a very good movie, by the way.
Which movie?
Late Night with the Devil.
I don't know if you've watched that.
I have not.
It was very good.
Oh, I just watched that.
It was good, right?
I watched it for the second time.
Horror movie?
It's like kind of a horror movie.
That was really like a fucked up like.
It was really, I don't know.
Recommended.
Absolutely, I'd recommend it.
Yeah.
But I don't know if you're still continuing
on with that weird thing.
Well, I was just going to say like I stopped watching it.
Right?
And like the feeling the next day like went away.
OK.
And I've got that warm and fuzzy feeling back.
Interesting.
But whatever that was in that moment,
it was like stop watching this.
So there's a theory in paranormal circles
that different frequencies can like do different things
and like kind of like get to like a certain vibration
of like the sound that can like not like attract certain things,
but like kind of like make them more noticeable.
So maybe he just got the correct frequency for something bad
kind of being like, ding.
Yeah.
You can look up the video, dude.
Just put it in the chat.
I'll watch it later.
Yeah.
It's just like if I forget, it's just like Guy
opens portal with frequencies.
And it's fucking weird, dude.
And there's nobody like there's not
a lot of people that are like, oh, this is CGI.
This is so fucking fake.
This is ridiculous.
It's just like it's like people are like, oh, this
is like actually fucking legit.
This guy is doing this.
Guy opens portal with using different frequencies.
With frequencies.
Gateway to Sindona?
Yes.
That's it.
That one?
Yes.
Interesting.
I'll take a look at that later.
Yeah.
Watch it later so we don't get all fucking freaked out.
So I want to get freaked out.
But I was watching Late Night with the Devil,
which was a fantastic movie, by the way.
But I got to the point in Late Night with the Devil
where in the movie, the TV starts fucking up type thing.
You remember that part of the movie where it cuts off
towards the end when the demon comes out
and the screen does the black thing
and goes the video thing?
So my actual TV shit the bed right at that moment.
Are you serious?
That movie was freaky.
Yeah.
But you can ask Emily, if I get her to come here next week,
you can ask her this.
She'll confirm this story.
Actually, if you want, I can actually call her right now
because she said she wanted to talk on the podcast.
But if I called her and asked her about this,
she would completely tell me you the exact same story.
But the exact moment where the demon fucked with the TV
in the movie, my TV just shut off completely.
My cable box got frozen and then went to a reboot fucking state.
In the movie, there's a guy that's a skeptic.
Yeah.
Right?
And he's trying to prove it.
Hear this, Brian?
Ghosts are fucking real.
All right?
There's more than belief.
No, there's more to the story, too.
I got more to the story.
Well, it's Tyler, too.
So yeah.
Just kidding.
I can't wait.
If Emily validates this, I'm going to shit my pants.
Oh, no.
I can call her right now.
But I'll do it right after this.
The only real spooky shit I ever saw was with you.
And I will give you credit on that.
You might say a lot of shit that sounds like bullshit.
But we've seen some spooky shit together.
Yeah.
After that shit went off, in my bedroom,
you've been in my house when you did that.
You know where that sliding door is, right there?
I was sitting on my couch, which is
on the wall closest to there.
Me and Emily both heard just footsteps in my bedroom.
And I'm like, yo, what the fuck was that?
Is it every time that I'm saying something that I don't know?
No.
I swear to God, you have my word.
I don't do it intentionally.
But you're right.
There is a correlation.
I'm sorry.
I swear to God, I don't mean it.
I'll stop.
I won't do it again.
But yeah, when that happened, I walked in there.
And Emily, I'll call her right after this to elaborate on this.
When I walked in there, it was fucking,
this was the day that it was seven degrees,
two weeks ago or something.
So the rest of the house was pretty hot.
It was fucking ice cold in my bedroom.
Oh, my God.
And I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
And my TV's still fucking up while this is going on.
It took me 10 minutes to get my TV to work correctly again.
My TV had to reboot.
Both my TV and my cable box had to reboot.
And then the movie continued and nothing happened.
But there was a really weird fucking vibe.
That was just stuck in the house.
And then I'll have Emily, I'll call her right now.
But I'll have her tell you another story that I told her
when I woke up.
She's going to be like, what the fuck?
She's going to be like, you looked at the clock timer?
Hold on.
Is it not calling her?
What?
What do you want?
It's probably 10 minutes.
3, 3, 4.
Oh, no.
For fuck's sake.
It's probably a lot.
Come on.
But if she comes back, if she comes on next week,
ask her this story and she'll do the same thing.
Tell her you sent an email.
You sent us a fucking email, man.
So I was sleeping in our bedroom and she was out
in our living room.
And she says that she was in the living room this whole time.
And I was like, I'll tell you the rest of this.
So I'm sleeping and I wake up and I
see Emily standing at the edge of my bed.
And I go, just give me fucking 15 more minutes.
I'm trying to sleep type thing.
It was one of those things where you're just waking up
but you're like, I need 15 more minutes type thing,
just to lay there.
And I'm like, just give me fucking 15 more minutes.
And then she just walks out.
I get up.
I'm like, I appreciate you trying to wake me up.
But I still need to sleep.
She's like, I didn't try to fucking wake you up.
I'm like, what do you mean you didn't try to wake me up?
She just goes, I never tried to wake you up.
And I'm like, there was a person standing
at the edge of our bed trying to wake me up 15 minutes ago.
And she's like, I never went into the bedroom.
I'm like, you hear that, Brian?
And then the craziest part was when
I was looking at this person that I thought was Emily,
but it might have just been like that because I was sleeping.
I have a crucifix above my bed.
It was staring directly at the crucifix and didn't move.
What the fuck?
I mean, I didn't get any paranormal events
happening to me while I watched the movie.
No, I just think it was a weird thing.
But I don't think it had to do with the movie.
But I think it had to do.
Spooky shit keeps happening at my house.
But the creepiest thing was that it
stood in the dead center of my room looking at the crucifix
and not fucking moving.
Oh, god, I just remembered a fucking crazy memory I had.
I'm fucking tearing up just thinking of it.
I actually haven't told this one before.
Holy fuck, I'll keep it short.
But I remember.
There was one night, it was before my parents split,
but not too long before that.
They were fighting.
I remember I was falling asleep while they were fighting.
And I remember I was kind of drifting off.
And I was kind of like, oh, man.
Hold on.
Casey, can you play Stay Together for the kids?
I was actually just pulling that up, Dan.
Oh!
Oh, my god, what a song to back this up.
I remember it's going to be hard to give the eerie vibe here.
But that's all right.
No, keep it going.
Keep it rolling.
That's hilarious.
Fuck, I'll try here.
But I remember I was falling asleep in my bed.
And I was just like, I can't fucking do this, dude.
That's hilarious.
So you were pulling that up.
Fix this poem I read every day.
So here's your holiday!
OK, keep it going.
Hope you.
Keep it going.
All right, fuck.
But I remember I was just falling asleep.
And I was just like, damn, this is so fucked.
I feel so alone.
It was really the only time I ever felt that,
because my parents were really good through fighting
and just being like, oh, well, we might fucking hate one another,
but we still love you guys.
That was always felt. So it was like, whatever.
They're breaking up.
Who gives a fuck?
But this time, it was real.
I remember I just opened my eyes.
I'm falling asleep.
And I'm looking just at the foot of my bed.
And I had a pillow on top of my head, because I was autistic.
And I slept with a pillow on top of my good ear,
because it felt really weird to hear things at night.
I was a very autistic kid.
Was.
I was a very autistic kid.
Emphasis on was.
Yeah, I kind of outgrew a lot of this.
But I couldn't hear sounds.
Or it was like, fuck off!
But I kept them on.
I remember just in this little cone of my vision,
I saw just like a literally this is
what makes it seem so bullshit, is
it was your stereotypical ghost form.
It was just like that semi-transparent,
like looks like not CGI.
But like it looks like how a ghost looks like in the movies,
like Casper, like semi-transparent.
And I just saw this old timey belt across the bed.
I saw the belt buckle look at me for like 10 seconds.
And then it walked out of the room.
I was like, great!
Great!
And like my parents and now, yeah, we got fucking ghosts now.
That's fucking just great.
And I was like, even as a kid, I was like,
there's got to be a deeper subliminal meaning.
Like there's no fucking way I actually just saw that shit.
But like, it's like, no, there's definitely
that was indisputable.
I saw it.
It was like, it wasn't like I just saw a little sliver
and I saw some movement and my eyes saw some shit.
Like I saw like a good cone of vision, like that.
Like I could see like, what the fuck?
Like I could see a torso.
It was just like the midsection.
I never saw it.
But it was like a suit.
Was it like an old timey belt?
Yeah, and this house was fucking old, dude.
My grandfather built it.
But he built it when he was super young.
And a lot of people have died on the property there.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Fucking stay together for the kids.
Hold on, hold on one second.
Are you in?
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Oh, hey.
Hey.
So I was telling them the story about the thing
that we had with Late Night with the Devil
when we were watching that.
Yeah.
So can you kind of like, you know,
kind of like back me up on this?
So when like the-
So here, let me, don't even say anything.
I'll just tell the story and that way they know
that you didn't like feed me anything.
OK.
Yeah, there you go.
Emily, you got us to a T. Perfect.
Beautiful.
So backstory to it, the night before, Tyler,
I'd fallen asleep on a couch.
And Tyler was, he went to bed at like four in the morning
like he does.
Yeah.
And he was laying there watching TV
and was like drifting in and out of sleep,
I think is what you said.
Yeah, like I was asleep for like a good like 30,
40 minutes at that point.
Yeah.
And you woke up and you saw me just standing in front
of the TV in our bedroom.
Yeah.
And just not doing anything.
And then the next day, you asked me, you're like,
why did you just come into the bedroom
and stare at me for a little while?
It's like I absolutely did not do that.
Yeah.
And that is not a thing that I did.
What about the crucifix?
Yeah, what about the part with the cross
that it was like looking at the cross there?
Remember that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You said I was looking at the cross.
It also wouldn't pass.
It's not bullshit.
Holy shit.
It wouldn't pass.
Yeah, it wouldn't.
I forgot.
The Bible and like smaller crucifix and stuff.
You have like your little shrine.
Yeah, I have like a little altar with candles and like a Bible
and like all that.
And it was standing right before where the Bible was.
And it couldn't cross that line.
Yeah.
That's pretty wild.
You told me about that.
And then later that day, so as in like the next,
technically the same day because it was like 4 AM,
but you know, normal people next day.
We were watching Late Night with the Devil.
And it got to the part at the very end where,
have any of you not seen it?
Do you care about spoilers?
No, I already did.
Yeah, we covered it.
Great movies.
Great movie, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So we got to the part at the end where the little girl's
head splits open and laser beams start shooting out of it
and stuff.
Yeah.
And the part where it goes into, what's his name?
What's the main character's name?
Jack Delroy.
Jack Delroy, yeah.
Yeah, it goes into his mind sort of,
and like he's going back in time and redoing all of the things.
And right when that started.
Like when it fucks with the TV in the movie.
Yeah, like when things get like staticky and stuff in the movie,
our TV just turned off.
Yeah, and then it had to reboot and shit, right?
Yeah, we had to pretty much restart it.
And then you had to sign out of an account and stuff.
Yeah, I had to unplug it.
I had to reboot it.
And then I had to reboot the cable box as well.
Like everything along that that movie was playing on,
we had to reboot.
My prediction is you either have ghosts or you have spectrum.
Right?
Which is worse.
Which is worse?
I don't have the ghosts.
At least the ghosts are mysterious.
And then tell them about what happened in the bedroom
right after that.
How it was super cold in that one area.
Oh, right, right.
I thought about that.
Yeah, so we went in there and Tyler was,
I was like, I'm going to go onto our bed that
has a crucifix above it.
Because that feels like the safest place right now.
And Tyler went in.
He was sitting at the foot of the bed
and I was at the headed bed.
And there was just this coldness that
felt like it was an internal coldness.
I didn't feel cold, but my being.
I feel that.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And then it just dissipated.
Yeah, it just dissipated.
Wow, she's confirmed it all.
Yeah, I told you.
I wasn't lying.
Well, thank you, Emily.
I appreciate you confirming this and making
me not seem crazy this time.
Thanks, Emily.
The Five Nights at Freddy's stuff is real, too.
Oh, yeah, the Five Nights at Freddy's,
the movie theater where the retail traders.
Oh, shit, no way.
Yeah, just confirm that one more time.
I apologize.
Hold on.
Let everyone shut up for a second.
Just confirm that for me, please.
So we went to Five Nights at Freddy's because we were like,
oh, that's funny.
We should go see it.
We didn't realize we were seeing it on opening night.
People were there in varying degrees of cosplay.
Just drawing a little nose and whiskers on their face
into full on fursuits.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
And I knew it was going to be bad when I saw the person I
went to in high school with.
I don't know what to call them because their pronouns have
changed so many times.
There were too many chromosomes in that room, right?
There were way too many chromosomes in that room.
Oh, there were far, far too many chromosomes in that room.
But when I saw that person in the lobby in a costume
waiting to go in, it was when I knew that it
was going to be an experience.
So we go in and we sit down.
And we're just watching all these people come in
with their costumes that are like.
Varying levels of autism.
Right.
Like there's some that are like super detailed.
And there's some that are just like they put a top hat on
and a bow tie.
And it looked like the bow tie was made out of duct tape
or something.
Oh, god.
And also there was the.
Oh, wait.
I'm getting there.
There's lots of details.
Oh.
And then there was this one girl who
looked like she was like high school age who was just in.
Night there before Christmas onesie.
Yeah.
Like pajamas.
What the hell?
This is a Five Nights at Freddy's movie.
So one second before the movie starts
and we're seeing all these people come in.
And we're like, what?
What is going on?
And I was ecstatic.
Yeah, I was ecstatic.
And you could.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I was just like I wasn't sure what to feel.
I just kind of.
You were like, this is going to be fucking awesome.
Well, Tyler fit right in.
I was like, I'm with my people.
No, these people were.
These people were a higher level of autism than I am.
I'm just busting your balls.
I recognize that.
They're beyond our human comprehension.
They're beyond human comprehension.
That's correct.
I'll bug you just one last time for that video.
This guy walks in with a cowboy hat.
Stop fiending.
There is a guy who is sitting with probably his mom.
We called him his handler.
I don't know if that's considered offensive or not.
And I know the public can hear this.
They've heard me say much worse.
It's fine.
You're all right.
You're a guest star.
They won't come after you.
You got too much material at this point.
It's a little scord right?
It's still run for public office ever.
Oh, you know, I don't think I want to do that.
Neither do I.
But if Tyler does, then they're going to look at me.
Yeah, that's true.
Anyways, continue.
Tyler's got his own problems to worry about with what he said on the show.
That's very true.
That is very true.
Yeah, if that happens, then Casey's just going to have to delete the whole library.
I hate to say it.
I think you would take the hardest fall there.
Oh, absolutely.
I would be a father looking past him.
That would be an even harder fall than Lucifer at that point.
Can we get that on the soundboard, Casey?
The fallen one.
The one about Tyler saying something about a certain race of people swimming.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Right.
Anyways, just.
Oh, yeah, I remember it quite well.
Just, I don't want to keep you up too long.
But just.
No, no, I'm up anyways.
OK, so just like tell them about.
Because then there was the kind of people that were there.
There were like kids, like you expect, like actual children there with like their parents
or whatever.
Then there were like actual gang members.
Yeah, that's true.
That's normal across kids.
Wait for five nights at Freddy's, you got fucking gang bangers in there.
There were actual gang bangers.
There's a huge group of them sitting right behind us.
That is wild.
That is crazy.
There was the source of my EMS calls.
That's like for the employees only.
Yeah, the back door in the movie theater.
This one guy who was.
I'm pretty sure he had Down syndrome, if I remember correctly.
He walks out and the gang members are making a lot of noise because, you know, people like
gang bangers, gang bangers, fucking cross.
He comes up to them and he goes, shut up.
And words.
I remember Tyler said that.
He came out of the serious back door.
He just left immediately after that.
He came in, said, shut up, and word and then just went out the back door and no one said
anything.
In all fairness, what type of enjoyment is that guy going to get out of the movie?
He clearly wasn't there to see it.
And then there's kids that were vaping the whole time.
They were doing like vape tricks.
And the girl on the night before Christmas onesie was any time.
Freddy was on screen.
She was in the.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, other people doing it, too.
But she was the loudest.
And then at one point she started doing it and then someone somewhere else started doing
it.
So she started doing it louder and then they started doing it louder to the point where
they both stood up looking like they were about to fight each other.
But then they looked at each other and realized they knew each other and sat back down.
Yeah.
So this whole thing was just a disastrous, a disastrous autism bomb that went off and
we were at ground zero for it.
And I didn't lie about it.
No, and I will be completely honest, Tyler.
I apologize.
Thank you.
I apologize.
I really thought that story was completely bullshit, but Emily, you have validated a
lot of it.
Thank you.
That was like my textbook example of Tyler just saying some things that are not true.
That's what that's real.
That's for real.
I'll give you credit on that.
I apologize.
Because so many insane things happen to him that it's just believable.
Maybe I just got you all wrong, Tyler.
Thank you.
So, so I appreciate that Emily.
I appreciate that Emily.
He gave us the truth.
We'll let you go.
All right.
Thank you.
I'll be home soon.
Okay.
We love you.
All right.
After all that fun time to get to our favorite game of Jeopardy.
And then we got to go immediately after our friend Brian here.
He's got work in the morning.
So much more.
I wanted to learn about your brain.
We were just getting into the, right?
Just getting into the good shit about the traveling and then we took me and Tyler took
it over.
Yeah.
We don't do very well.
Nah, nah.
We'll get Brian back on.
Brian will be back.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
I'm Alex Trebek.
It will be good.
You got your special guest, Brian, first time on the show.
How's it going?
Good luck.
Do you think you can beat these guys at Jeopardy?
I know I can beat them all.
No, he might.
He could be a hidden threat.
I'll be completely honest.
I'm not a hidden threat.
12 time winner, dad, the vitamin man.
Oh yeah.
12 time.
Holy shit.
Last time I had a hidden threat.
25 time winner, Tyler.
25 fucking five motherfucker.
And half of them are fucking champions.
Four time winner, the champion.
You're a third year champ.
The quattro.
And back.
Yeah.
I can get many of them wins, baby.
Let's go for another tonight.
Ken, Brian, steal his first win.
That's not going to happen.
I'm going to get a second win.
All right.
You're defending your title.
Let's go.
All right.
Damn straight.
I beat you guys fucking outright the last time.
You've got to give me credit to go get my.
Because you gave up as Dan said.
Well, what?
Today you got former country names.
Oh, former.
Former.
I think I got one of them down.
Fresh slinging slashers.
OK.
All right.
Renaissance men.
No.
US cities.
Nope.
Dishes named after people.
Nope.
Who was president when?
No.
Atomic elements.
Maybe.
Alibek.
First place.
What is the first like two categories?
One of them country names.
Former former country names.
Let's go for that.
Two hundred.
Yep.
The first one was changed to Minamar in 1989, although it's still referred to as this.
Minamar.
I think I know what year.
1989.
Oh, 19.
1989.
That would be Burma.
Who the fuck would know that, Casey?
That's the 200 question.
That's a common.
All right.
I thought this was going to be a strong point, but just keep it rolling.
I'm not.
That was the 200.
Yeah.
That was common knowledge.
Wow.
That's fucking.
Alibex pig.
That's rough.
Keep it rolling.
400.
This American state was its own independent country from 1836.
Texas.
Wait.
Yes.
Texas.
Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention.
What was even the question?
I don't know.
I'm paying attention.
You son of a bitch.
I fucking know you were.
The state was its own country.
Oh, yeah.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Coming out here.
Keep up the momentum.
You make me look good, dude.
Come on.
Keep it going.
I might not be smart, but I got smart friends.
Smart friends.
Got Brian's pick there.
Oh, where are the categories?
Former country names, hash slinger slashers.
Renaissance men.
Let's just keep on going with the former countries.
600.
This state that existed from 1525 to 1918 included parts of modern day Germany, Poland, and Russia.
Was the Ottoman Empire.
No.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's like a turkey, bro.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Good job.
The first states that existed from 1525 to 1918 included Germany, Poland, and Russia.
The fuck am I talking about?
It's a country name.
The Ottoman Empire.
No one.
No.
Or is it Prussia?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Probably can take a lot of the Ottoman Empire.
Keep on going.
Fuck.
For 800.
Daily double.
You can wager up to a thousand.
Let's go with a thousand.
A thousand.
Wow.
This former country located in both Europe and Asia was part of the central powers in
World War I.
Just think, man.
There's only a handful there, right?
There's only, I think.
I think there's only one.
Repeat the question.
No, there's four.
The country located in both Europe and Asia was part of the central powers in World War
I.
I'm just going to take a guess.
What is Germany?
He says Germany.
Oh, no.
That would be the Ottoman Empire.
Fuck.
Come on, Alex.
Fuck the Ottoman Turks, bro.
No, fuck them.
They fucking conquered my people for like fucking a thousand years.
I catch all that shit.
The Ottoman Empire answered.
The fucking Greeks are still fighting with the Turks.
I thought that was the answer, but I thought it was going to sound like a fucking idiot
again.
I'm just happy that I was vindicated.
In 2019, this Eastern European country added North to its name to resolve a decades long
conflict with Greece.
What?
Oh.
What is Cyprus?
Nope.
I'm sorry, Brian.
Nobody?
No, hold on.
Hold on a decades long conflict with Greece added North to its name.
Nope.
It's France over there.
That's not even close to Greece.
No, it's in like what Eastern Europe.
It'd be Macedonia.
Nights of Macedonia?
Brian, you got Hashling and Slashers, Renaissance Men, US cities, dishes named after the people.
Who was president when it and atomic elements?
Say that.
Say those again.
Hashling and Slashers, Renaissance Men, US cities.
US cities.
For 200.
Home of the NASA control base.
What is Houston?
Fuck.
Houston.
Fuck.
Ali Mac, how do you fucking not get that one?
You fucking delinquent.
You guys.
I pressed the button a split second after you.
You guys did awful with the former country names.
You all got in the negative except Tyler.
Let's fucking go.
How could we let him get away with this?
1000, this vigilante killer's career started off after his terminal cancer diagnosis.
What is Jigsaw?
Jigsaw.
Yes.
Oh, good one.
Oh shit.
What's that put Brian up to?
400.
Oh, damn.
So he's 200 above me.
Wow.
Oh, sorry.
I peeked the mic again.
All right.
I'll have to quiet that down when I listen to it.
Brian's picking you up.
All right.
US cities.
400.
Home of Starbucks coffee chain.
What is Seattle, Washington?
Seattle.
Damn.
Ashling and Sasser for 800.
This killer's first victim was his sister, sister Judith when he was only six.
Michael Myers.
So it's movie.
I thought we were talking about actual murder cases.
I thought we were talking about flashers.
600.
This spooky killer shares his name with a member of the Wu Tang.
No, it's what is Ghostface?
Ghostface.
That makes sense.
How the fuck do I not get that Ali Mac?
You fucking love the woo woo.
So I'm back to 200.
We'll keep going with the slashers.
400.
Now the traditional athlete, this killer frequently sports a hockey mouse.
Jason.
Nah, he pressed one and then he waited until fucking Casey, who's not supposed to gave
him the rest of the question.
I'm confused here.
Tyler's back.
We'll do this.
We'll fucking be on confused, bro.
You're an umpire.
Is there one left in that?
Yeah, 200.
Yeah, we'll do that.
200.
Your dreams aren't safe from this grotesque.
You're pretty good.
Fucking give it to him.
Why don't we?
Jesus fucking.
How you got Renaissance men, US cities dishes, names after people.
Fuck you.
Who was president when the atomic elements 600 home of professional sports teams like
the Rays and the Buccaneers?
Who got it?
You did.
The Tampa Bay.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I hit you, Dan.
I wouldn't hit you.
Also known as the big easy.
Fuck.
What is Chicago?
No.
What is New Orleans?
Yes.
Ah, fuck.
What?
Yes.
The big easy.
It's pretty.
That's pretty normal.
I'm so deep in the negative.
I fucking high for 1000.
You got 4000.
Everybody else is in the negative.
How much of the negatives are they?
You got 4000.
I go home now.
I'll bet.
I'll bet 500.
I can see why you don't like doing this.
5000.
500.
I'll cling to it.
Known as the mile high city.
Yes.
Fuck.
That's the daily double.
Come on.
The easiest question in the entire fucking thing.
We still got it.
Oh, Chicago's the windiest city in Chicago.
Hey Casey, how about you suck my dick?
All right, you guys come back.
We got Renaissance men.
I was thinking the big breeze.
Oh yeah, I'm feeling a real big comeback on the Renaissance men.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck that.
I might as well fucking shove my buzzer up my ass.
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Fuck this game, man.
Come on.
I don't want to play this game.
Fuck.
Come on.
Come on, Casey.
Tyler, you got real fucking good.
I fucking even had it with the Ottoman Empire.
Fuck.
I fucked you over.
This is the amount of people who was president when in atomic element.
Who was president?
Atomic elements?
Two hundred.
King Charles III was coronated.
Who was president when?
What?
Was that?
There wasn't even enough words.
Who was president when King Charles III was coronated?
What is Joe Biden?
Yes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Who the fuck is Charles III?
Unbelievable.
The King of England.
Fuck that guy.
He's not even relevant anymore.
Tyler's right.
We'll go with president.
Four hundred.
Who was president when Captain Sullenberger landed the miracle on the Hudson?
Who?
Barack Obama, baby.
That's a good one.
He says Barack Obama.
No.
What is George W?
George W.
Oh, shit.
Dude.
Hey, don't give up.
We can still come back.
Ryan, shut the fuck up.
Can we just get a quick score?
Tyler's got 5100.
Ali Max got negative 600.
Brian's got negative 200.
Dan's got negative 2200.
All right, at least I'm in one for a second.
For 600, America celebrated its bicentennial.
Who was president?
Oh, fuck.
Who's Jimmy Carter?
Nope.
He's a fucking good one, though.
No, it wasn't him.
No one?
He was dead.
It was Gerald Ford.
Fuck!
Oh, it was on the tip of my tongue.
It was Tyler's pick.
I was going to...
Ah, fuck it.
Whatever.
Presidents.
Yeah, who was president when the Soviet Union was dissolved?
That's me.
What is Ronnie Reagan?
No.
Really?
Who's Nixon?
Nixon, no.
I don't care.
I'm just going to keep going.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Wait, the Soviet Union?
I can buzz it again.
George H.W. Bush.
Yes.
George H.W. Bush.
Are you telling me I just gave that answer to fucking Tyler?
Did you?
Fuck you.
Tyler's...
I'm drunk and I'm high.
I fucking hate everybody here.
I could have sworn it was Reagan, but anyways...
I'm not high.
I've never done drugs before in my life.
1000, who was president when Super Mario Brothers came out?
Who's Ronald Reagan?
Ronald Reagan.
Ah, fuck.
I'm fucking up my negative game.
Dude, it ain't there.
Dan, you got Renaissance men, dishes, naivety for people, and atomic elements.
Let's do atomic elements.
I'm feeling a big comeback here for me.
For 200, this element necessary for life can also become...
What is carbon?
Yep, graphite or diamond.
I was a second behind you.
All right, keep it going.
I was good.
400, this element abbreviated S-N shares its name.
S-N shares its name with a Wizard of Oz character.
What is tin?
Tin.
That's good.
Keep it going.
600, and back to the future, the DeLorean...
It's Plutonium!
That's what you get when you're dead!
Plutonium!
The Libyans!
Who is the next body?
The Libyans!
Ah, same category.
800.
This halogen is also the name of a 21 pilot song.
What is Klein?
Yes, Dan.
I was 104.
How did you get that?
That was incredible.
It's either Klein...
I buzzed in a split second after you, but I'm impressed you got that over me.
There's only four halides.
Me and him fucking went to the count together.
Did I get a song called 5 or 6?
Sippin' off your glory.
Dan, you want the last one?
Yeah, fuck it.
1000. This 99th element was named after a scientist who worked on general relativity in Manhattan.
What is Einsteinium?
Yes.
Nice.
Yeah, I give up.
Are we just going Tyler wins?
Ty, you got Renaissance men and dishes named after people.
Do we really have to?
Yeah, we'll do dishes named after people.
He could bet it all on us.
Come back, Ali back!
You're actually in second place.
Alright, I'm fighting for second place.
Fuck you too.
Actually, no.
I love you.
Fuck this guy.
200. Eating this dish which consists of poached eggs, hollandaise sauce, and Canadian bacon on an English muffin might be considered high treason.
What is Benedict?
Eggs Benedict.
Yes.
Nice.
I appreciate your room for me after saying fuck you.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for that.
Ali Maxson.
Keep it going.
400. This appetizer shares its name but is not named after a Roman emperor.
What is Caesar salad?
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Shoot me in the head.
What a runaway Tyler Vicks.
Keep it going.
600. This popular Mexican snack was named after a Mexican maitre d'Ignacio Inaya.
What?
What is a taco?
No.
Well, somebody's I gotta come back somehow.
I gotta take some fucking pot shots.
Can you say the question again?
This popular Mexican snack was named after Mexican maitre d'Ignacio Inaya.
You all laugh.
Was that that bad of a guess?
No, I'm gonna take a guess too.
Was tortilla chips.
Oh no.
Oh no?
No, it was nachos.
Fuck.
That's close enough.
You gotta give it to him.
I'll give it to him.
Yeah, give it to him.
Those are pity points.
All right, Brian.
You pick, Brian.
No, not the pity points.
All right, you got dishes named after people in Renaissance Moon.
Let's go for Renaissance Moon.
200. This teenage mutant ninja turtle painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
What is Michael Angelo?
I mean, I...
He buzzed in though.
Yeah, but it didn't work.
Wait, hold up.
Am I eight?
Yeah, you're eight.
Oh, fuck.
Did we not hear a buzz though?
I cut that thing three times.
Yeah, but he was gripping that thing with a death grip.
So he fucking...
Did you press it before me though?
Yeah.
Hit your...
I think so.
Hit your thing.
No, it is now, but I went...
That's what I fucked up on.
You fucking retarded.
It didn't read in because I went like this.
Yeah, but...
I was gonna say fucking Michael Angelo.
God damn it.
All right, Dan.
I'll hang on my cleats.
Same category.
400.
You got the other double.
Oh, whatever.
How many points did I get?
Wow, that would have been beneficial for the guy in second.
Fuck.
You're gonna give him 2000 points to wager.
You got negative 1000.
Negative...
All 2000.
2000 points?
Yeah.
This man of many talents conceptually invented the parachute, helicopter, armored fighting
force...
What is Leonardo da Vinci?
Yes!
And I got robbed of that.
Danny, back to 1000.
Son of a cock.
I fucking pressed the button and I didn't buy it.
What am I at?
What?
You got 1000.
Oh shit, I'm out of the negative.
You got Renaissance men and dishes...
I'm voting for you.
I don't want to.
Renaissance men and dishes named after people.
Same category.
600.
He was prosecuted by the Catholic Church for his mal-
Who's Galileo?
Heliocentrism.
Yep.
Galileo.
That was quick.
As much as I hate you for stealing that, I'm still gonna give you a fist bump because
I want you to win now.
Damn.
Renaissance men?
Same category.
800.
Invented the movable type printing press in 1440.
Oh fuck, who's Martin Luther?
No.
Oh, damn.
I know it.
Who is Green?
Oh fuck.
I feel like I know it.
Who would WB Mason?
I did not buzz in here.
Who would WB Mason?
No, it was Johans Gutenberg.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Say Greenberg.
Did you get his minus points, Casey?
Yeah.
Thank you.
What am I at?
Fuck off, Tyler.
You're at 800.
Did you get his minus points?
Oh, I only lost 200?
No, you got the question before that.
You lost 400.
Dance pick.
Same category.
1000.
This explorer lends his name to both Americas as well as a beach in GTA V.
What is this, Fesputi?
Fesputi Beach.
I literally checked that.
I'm not even paying attention.
I just knew it from Grand Theft Auto V.
I didn't even know the name of the beach.
Is it the LA Beach?
Yes.
Instead of Venice Beach, it's Fesputi.
Oh, no shit.
Wow, that was good.
We got 800,000 for dishes.
Name that for people.
Let's do 800.
800.
This popular sandwich restaurant.
I don't know.
This popular sandwich roll was named after an Austro-Hungarian ruler.
Never mind.
Say it again.
This popular sandwich roll was made after an Austro-Hungarian ruler.
What is a Reuben?
No.
Don't laugh at me, bro.
It's not a bad guess.
I'm going to time it out.
It's a Kaiser roll.
Kaiser roll.
Finally for a thousand.
Fucking Kaiser.
This popular kind of sandwich restaurant.
I don't know.
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.
What is pineapple?
No.
I don't know.
I'm just taking guess because I need points.
Hey Casey, guess what?
I fucking hate you.
Oh, I didn't mean to press that.
I fucking hate you.
Say the question again.
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.
Let it ride.
I got this, bro.
Say it one more time.
This popular kind of fruit was named after a seasoned Australian orchardist.
A fruit?
It's a fruit.
It's an orchard.
It's a fucking fruit.
It's in an orchard.
You fucking.
What is a fucking Nazi fruit?
Nazi fruit.
I don't fucking know, man.
Starberry.
Time it out.
That would be a Granny Smith apple.
Who the fuck would know that?
Granny Smith?
I think I know.
I bet you're so disappointed, Tyler.
In the Final Jeopardy, Brian's got negative 600.
Dan's got 800.
Ali Max got negative 1200.
Tyler's got 7500.
Don't even come in second.
If I didn't touch my nephoser.
Because if, remember, somebody gets a thousand points for guessing if I'm circumcised or
not.
I don't think it's really going to affect anything, unfortunately.
Well, I take out on the negative.
Somebody.
Yeah.
Just makes me come in second instead of you, I think.
Tyler, cut it out.
This is interesting.
No, I better go.
All right.
So what were your answers?
What did you all say?
I said.
I said you were cut.
I said you gave off a vibe of someone who was uncircumcised, but then I'm like, oh yeah,
I saw your penis.
It is circumcised.
Nah, man.
You were team uncut.
I say you're circumcised.
Okay.
I think you're cut.
So that gives everybody a thousand points.
Yeah, but you were saying uncircumcised.
I was saying that he looks like he would be uncircumcised.
Even with his fucking.
How many, man, gets a thousand points?
Yeah.
All right.
Because you still have negative 200.
You can't give me fucking 1500 points.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
I hate this end of game bonus points shit.
All right.
Final question.
You were asking for it when I was pummeling you last episode, so I don't want to fucking
hear it.
And you said in that scene, you said, oh, I'm not feeling it tonight.
I wasn't.
When you were in the fucking negative, bro.
Yeah, you're fucking feeling it.
If you know the answer, you press the fucking button and you took away my goddamn win.
And now you're doing the same shit to me.
I don't want to fucking hear it.
I don't take what you won.
I don't want to hear it.
Final question doesn't really matter, but let's see if Tyler does it.
This US president was the only independent not belonging to any political party.
Oh, come on.
Are you fucking with me?
Shit.
It doesn't matter.
I'm just throwing that out there.
Dan's in second place with 800 points.
Can he make a 6700 point comeback?
I don't know.
Actually, that picture is my answer.
What was the question?
You know what?
That's my answer.
What about you, Halle Beck?
Tyler wins.
Tyler fucking blows.
I'm drunk.
All right, Brian, do you want to give your answers to the question?
The US president that was the only independent not belonging to any, but we didn't even think
about Jesus Christ elect not to tell.
All right.
Ali Max says Theodore Roosevelt.
It's incorrect.
Not true.
Bet as much as much as Tyler has make him mad.
Tyler says Jimmy Carter.
Show them the picture.
And then he sent a picture of Dave Mustaine or somebody on the toilet.
He bet 100.
He's down to 7400.
Dan says George Washington.
That's right.
Oh, fuck.
Final Jeopardy, baby.
Dan.
Final Jeopardy.
He got 800.
He doubles his points to 1600, but it doesn't matter.
Tyler wins.
Tyler fucking wins.
2630.
And you're a winner in my book.
I got Final Jeopardy, baby.
Final Jeopardy.
Yeah, Dan.
Look, doesn't it matter who wins the last hand?
Yeah.
I came back from the negative.
He doubles his points, though.
Yeah, he did.
It's pretty good.
Coming back from negative 2200.
How did you know that about George Washington, Dan?
Because he hated political parties.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
How far are we falling?
I think he was right.
Me too.
I agree.
I think that if you talk about political parties in doing your duties, you should automatically
be fired as a politician.
Can you imagine what this world would be if we just didn't have political parties?
It would be amazing.
You can have political parties outside of your duties as a civil servant.
But as soon as you start...
Oh, shit.
But can you imagine that, though?
If everybody just gave their beliefs and there was no parties.
We'd probably live in a much better world.
Yeah, George Washington didn't want that.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Yep.
And here we are.
These political parties are going to divide us, which they are.
How many wins is that for Tyler?
That's 26 wins.
Tyler, I'll give you a fist bump, but just let you know, it comes from a genuine place
of hatred.
I love you as a person, but I hate you in jeopardy.
I'm just a man of some kind.
I'm not getting high on this podcast anymore because the one episode I was fucking sober,
the last one I fucking won.
Yeah, I just wasn't feeling it.
All right.
Thanks to our special guest, Brian.
All right.
We got to do our fucking smelling self to send us off.
Next week, we got the Halloween episode next week, and then we got the election special.
Yeah, the election special.
I will be at work, but I will be able to maybe call in.
Nice.
It's good, isn't it?
Because I'll be able to call in probably around midnight when the polls come in type thing,
because I'll be able to call in if you are doing it.
What day of the week is it?
It's Tuesday.
Oh, that's going to be fun.
Yeah.
That's going to be dope.
Get it right here.
Can you come early?
I did.
I feel like I got shot in the face for 12 keys.
What's that?
Can you come early on the election day?
Come here?
Yeah.
If I get started early, I can get out early.
Wait.
Like what time?
Election day is a Tuesday.
Yeah.
Yeah, I should be able to.
I won't be able to be here.
I'll be at work.
Wait, we're doing this shit on Tuesday?
On election day, yeah.
Oh, well, I'll fucking be here assuming I don't get hired somewhere and I have a part
time job that schedules me there, which is possible.
You guys are still going until midnight when the polls actually come in.
I'll be able to call in.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.
And thank you to our special guest, Brian.
Thanks for having me.
Thank you, Brian.
That was great, dude.
I want to hear more about- We'll get it back on.
About the things that you think that people should do in life, right?
Where were we talking?
How do we get on the travel thing?
Yeah.
Like one of the things that everybody should experience.
Yeah, I think that everyone should be able to see the world.
I think it should be everyone's privilege because we're all on this planet.
It's the only planet we have.
Definitely.
Why not see it before you die?
Right.
I think that's the end goal of anything, whether you're going for a better job or trying to
better your life.
The end goal should be to travel and experience things.
Yeah, I agree.
For sure.
Dude, I fucking left this country once and I fucking just walked across the Rainbow Bridge
for an hour.
I went to the Caribbean.
What the fuck does that even mean?
The Rainbow Bridge is the bridge from Buffalo into fucking Canada, Ontario.
I walked across there for like- The fuck bridge?
Maybe it's a fuck bridge, but-
Foot bridge.
You fucking retired?
Oh, I mean, it's a foot bridge.
I also only want to get- I'm fucking deaf in one ear.
No, cars go across it too, but we walked across it because the parking was a lot cheaper on
our side and then you have to walk through and they fucking search your car and everything.
Yeah.
You could legally walk across to Canada.
Yeah, you show them- I mean, I had an enhanced license, so my enhanced license got me through
and then Cece has a passport, so she showed that.
Oh.
She had a passport card.
Hey, fun fact for everybody who's listening who thought I couldn't, I passed a federal
background check, so fuck you.
For what?
I did a TSA pre thing, but I had to pass a federal background check.
Did you work for the TSA?
No, no, no.
It's just so I can get on planes easier and stuff.
I don't have to go through the TSA anymore.
How often do you fly?
I don't KM out.
No, really.
So I've heard about that.
It's like a pre-
Yeah, I paid 70 bucks and for the next eight years, I only have to get my bag put through
the fucking thing and that's it.
Really?
Yeah.
They do me through a metal detector and it's like the fucking sporting events ones where
you just have to put your arms up with your phone and your wallet.
That's right.
And then you're good.
Damn.
So-
70 bucks for eight years?
Yep.
Wow.
You got to pass a federal background test or check and you can't have a felony and that's
pretty much it.
Wow.
I mean, that sounds pretty... I mean, they do an extensive check on you to make sure
that you're-
Yeah, they do an actual FBI Fed check on you.
Oh shit.
I'm not on any FBI lists.
Yep.
Wow.
That's pretty sweet, dude.
So, okay.
So it allows you to just go and do the arms up scan around-
They check if you have your bags.
Obviously, they check your fucking like your checked luggage through the shit, but your
carry on, they don't make you take your laptop out and shit.
They just make you just like, you put it through this machine, it scans it and then you go
through.
I'm trying to think of what it saves you though because-
I don't have to take my shoes off.
I don't have to take a jacket off or anything.
I am less likely to be randomly stopped quote unquote because I'm already checked through
the FBI database and shit.
I can carry on actually more liquid on a plane now.
I can carry a full size bottle through the TSA.
What's this called?
TSA pre.
Oh yeah, I've heard of that.
You can just go to Staples.
That's literally where I did it.
I went to Staples.
I made an appointment on TSA pre website.
I went to Staples.
They took my fingerprints.
They took a picture of me.
They put me through an FBI database and then I can get on planes pretty much now.
Oh shit.
Literally, I don't take my shoes off.
They check your bags.
I can carry more fluids on me now.
I can do a whole bunch of shit.
For 70 bucks, if you fly a decent amount, they said you will get through the checked
bag line in less than 10 minutes every time.
You don't have to go into a line with everybody else.
You go to the special TSA pre and most people don't fucking do it.
It's just like four or five people just going through it that you just go with.
Instead of waiting fucking two hours or an hour in the line with 40 people, you wait
in a line with four people.
Wow.
That's awesome.
I might do that.
Yeah.
It was pretty decent.
Then you know if you'll fail, you'll pass an FBI check too.
All right.
We're going to end this episode.
Don't forget to get out there and vote and preferably not for Trump.
I don't think you're speaking to too many people when you say that.
Oh, okay.
That's like an echo chamber.
All right.
Email us and as always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other.
We out.
Fuck off for all we know.
Robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah.
Fuck no.
She's a little dubby.
No, no.
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this German come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Oh my God.
How did they come from?
They have bread.
Most super soldiers.
But if she got hay, JFT was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump, BEEP! Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you, that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real, they're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us. George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word burns from out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's fucking Bill Gates.
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there. Everybody says, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He made like a play for all of us.
The actual government is trying.
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of us.
The clear policies are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.
He's fucking fucked.