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God bless America.

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This is Jimmy Carter.

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Fuck yeah.

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I'm going to read the Bible and raise your right hand and repeat after me.

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President Carter.

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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.

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I let you know that Jimmy Carter was in the Lil Wayne song.

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That's incredible.

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Lil Wayne featuring Jimmy Carter.

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It's episode 86.

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That's why it's called the Carter Street.

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It's Jimmy Carter featuring Lil Wayne.

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Isn't that the name of one of his albums?

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Like Carter and the Little Wayne.

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Yeah, the Carter Four.

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That's why, Jimmy Carter.

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The Carter 100.

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So episode 86, here with Dan, Ali back in Tyler.

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Welcome back, Daniel.

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Full roster.

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We're back to full strength, boys.

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Boys are back in town.

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Happy 100th birthday to Jimmy Carter.

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He looks like a goddamn president.

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Yup.

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Oh, don't mind my voice, by the way.

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I'm getting over being sick again.

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Dude, he wasn't even awake.

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But I thought, he said what he wanted for his birthday was to be able to vote in the election.

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Sure, that's, I guarantee you that's what he actually said.

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I bet he will get a vote if he votes Democrat.

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Why the fuck, why the fuck can't he vote?

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He can.

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Good. Then do it, do it.

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I mean if he's unconscious.

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Somebody wake his ass up.

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Trump actually.

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It's the sternum rub.

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Get out of bed, buddy.

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Do your duty as an American citizen, you lazy sack of shit.

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I didn't mean that, Jimmy.

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I apologize. I take that back.

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Wow, you sound like Trump.

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Trump mocked Jimmy Carter on his 100th birthday.

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He what?

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Well, he should have because he looks like a goddamn corpse.

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Have some respect for Jimmy, bro.

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He's been alive for 100 years, so he's going to kill himself now.

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Okay.

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So Dan's back from Greece.

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Tell us about, how was Greece, Daniel?

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It was.

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Was it greasy?

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Was it otherworldly?

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Spiritual.

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Going back to the homeland?

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It's amazing.

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I'm not even, that's not hyperbole.

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Is that the right word?

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Hyperbole?

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I thought you were Irish.

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Well, I'm half Irish, half all the countries in the Mediterranean.

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So, so you got like, you know, I'm half German, half Irish.

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So, you know, you got a similar thing to that.

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You look more white than Greek, though.

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I agree.

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The Greeks are white.

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They're olive.

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I tried to prove, I tried to like go down that road because I don't know if you ever heard the story of the Eglin marbles.

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I vaguely remember it.

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Is this British general.

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So Greece has been at war with the Ottoman Turks since the dawn of time.

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That's their arch enemy.

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Even though they're both in NATO, they still fight from time to time over like football field sized patches of land.

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Jesus Christ.

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Yeah. So at this point in time, like 1805, the Ottoman Turks were occupying Athens, Greece.

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And they really who runs everything is the British at that time.

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Right. So it's like the Ottomans can say that they're in charge, but really the British are in charge of the world.

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Right. So they said at that time to this like British general, they're like, oh, yeah, like he's like, oh, I want those marbles out of the Parthenon.

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Right. And they're like the most magnificent pieces of artwork in history.

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They're like some of the oldest artwork that we have.

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Right. From fucking, I don't know, 500 BC.

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And they're like, well, you can get rid of the broken ones.

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Right. Actually, it might even be BC.

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It's yeah.

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So you see, I thought you said AD.

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No, no, BC.

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So what he did is he just took all the fucking marbles, all the structures.

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Right. He had all his guys like cut him out and shit.

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And so they he was like he went bankrupt.

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Actually, this general like shipping all these fucking marbles back to England, Great Britain.

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So and actually one of one of the ships crashed into my mom's island and the marbles sank to the bottom of the ocean floor.

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And it took him two years to get him back up.

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But probably killed a lot of people in the process.

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So Great Britain has part of the Parthenon.

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Right. It was the most magnificent part of the Parthenon.

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And there's like this this marble trim that goes around the top.

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Right. And it tells a story.

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And these are like ancient carvings.

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They're sitting in Britain right now and Britain won't give them back to Greece.

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And Greece is like, come on, come on, guys.

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It's part of our fucking Parthenon, dude.

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Like, can we have that back?

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And they're like, well, they're better safer here in Britain.

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And they're like, they've been here since 400.

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You guys took them two hundred years ago.

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And so I'm like, you could kind of have like you could have an argument for racism.

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Yeah.

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Greece didn't get bombed during World War II.

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That's because Hitler was.

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I'd say you absolutely could make that argument.

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They're both white people, but the British are Anglo-Saxon like pure white people.

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Yeah.

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And the yeah, exactly.

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You're not even purely white.

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You're fucking Germans aren't even purely white.

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Yeah, they are.

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Germans are like milky white.

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No, Germans are darker than.

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I mean, I have a slight olive undertone, but.

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I don't think you have any olive undertone.

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It's actually the fucking lighting.

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The fucking pure white people are like fucking British people and Irish people and Scandinavian people.

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There's no green there.

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The North.

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You are as white as you can be.

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You are as white as my Scott Irish ass.

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But I think if they if they said because they are slightly darker, they could if they made an argument for racism saying that, oh, this is racist that the British Museum won't give them back to us.

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Then I think that the world would get on their ass.

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We need to, you know, give them back.

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We need to go back to being racist towards other white people, you know.

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Yeah.

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Well, different kinds of white people know, but like back in the day, like people like other white people were racist to other white people.

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There's like you fucking Mick.

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Yeah.

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Fucking Italian.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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We don't we don't hire Irish, Italian.

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There's so many.

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So why are anybody?

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But it's just like, hey, guys, we're white, too.

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It's like, no, you're one of them Irish whites.

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Yeah, you're one of them.

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Italian white.

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And remember, you're in the fucking Marines, island hopping and World War Two and dealing with fucking racism.

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Get out of here, you fucking Mick.

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Irish bug racism.

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I want to say so much shit, but I feel like every term I want to say would get us canceled.

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Let's get us canceled.

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Racism.

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Racism used to have its utility.

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All right.

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OK, let's I want to.

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Yes, it was.

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Are you kidding me?

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If you were just like all inclusive and shit, you would get raped and pillaged.

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You're just like, come on in together.

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And it's like back in the day, like if you just if you were like that, you just got raped and pillaged and you went out of existence.

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Like racism had its like like othering people was very important.

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You had to do that.

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Now it's tribal shit.

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Now it doesn't serve a purpose.

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You know, it's just really fun.

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It's just like back in the day, you had to stick to your tribe.

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In Minecraft, slur jar.

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I didn't say anything.

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Just openly supported racism.

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I didn't openly support racism.

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I said, you said it's a lot of fun.

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Racism is fun.

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They're very, very kind people on both sides.

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We're getting taken off the air.

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Yeah, but since globalization, like there's no purpose to racism.

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But before it used to be like fucking stuck to your fucking tribe and you didn't go outside your tribe and you didn't just randomly invite people in.

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Well, people still stick to like countries, right?

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Like nationalism, they stick to their own.

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We were still in like race tribalism.

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We'd all hate each other.

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Like all of us in this room.

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I mean, I think most of us are Irish.

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We are actually I'm half Irish.

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You're half Irish.

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I'm a quarter Irish, three quarters Scottish.

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And then you're most Irish.

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So I think that like that part of us be like, all right, we're good.

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But the rest of us be like.

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But racism is still.

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Spider-Man.

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Racism is still a thing because look at what's going on in Israel.

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Fucking Jews versus Arabs.

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Dude, they're all.

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They're fucking going ape shit over there right now.

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They're fucking going nuts because they pushed back Hezbollah killed their fucking leader.

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Then there's like, let's just take on Iran now.

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And then it's like, let's go.

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I ran.

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No, I ran so they were going to shoot at Israel if they invaded Lebanon.

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So Iran shot like 200 missiles at Israel.

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They shot them down.

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Israel's just going fucking.

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And now they're going to war.

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Is that it?

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They're truly going to war now.

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Israel is now at war with Lebanon and Iran too.

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I'm having a hard time taking sides in this whole thing.

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Tel Aviv is getting air raided now.

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Let's not forget that Lebanon gave us me a Khalifa.

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So it's like you got Israel.

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It's our homeboys.

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But then the place that gave us me a Khalifa, it's like, damn, I can't pick a side here.

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I'm just looking at it.

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That's what holds you back.

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I'm just looking at it because I'm like, we're going to be we're going to get involved in this somehow.

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Like actual troops on the ground.

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Oh, yeah. So I'm like, I'm like looking at it.

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I'm like, if we get troops on the ground in Iran, that means that Russia and China are going to get boots on the ground.

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Also in Iran, we'll have troops on the ground within three weeks.

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But that means no.

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But like this thing is we're going to start World War Three because Israel is going fucking ham on these people.

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And like we have to back up our allies.

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But then the other countries had to back up their allies for the fucking Middle East.

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The only thing they have there is fucking oil.

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Well, I mean, if you're Israel, what are you going to do?

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Everybody that's around you surrounding you wants to kill you and has for like seventy five years.

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They've been doing a pretty good job at it for the last, you know, seventy five years.

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Israel is still a country.

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You know, most countries that would be being attacked for seventy five years straight from all sides would probably be destroyed.

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So would you want to be attacked for 70 like your entire life?

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You just get air raided every fucking month or two.

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You seem good with it.

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They're like, hey, listen, listen, now the Catholics put our hands off the Holy Land since the eighth crusade.

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We're just like, you guys can have it.

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It's a bunch of sand.

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It's like, listen, we realized we don't need to be the place where Jesus was.

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We're just going to let you guys fight over it.

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I'm watching my hands on this.

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So just so many people have fucking died over there for the chip for so long.

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Israel is fucked, but that's I know.

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So you think there's a nice crusade?

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You know, we could take back the Holy Land since they're all weekend now.

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Ah, dude, I don't know what the future holds.

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Should we should we be supporting Israel?

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Should we be on their side?

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Should we be helping them?

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I'm neutral.

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I hope I think a country like that, I hope humans, I think a country that can't defend itself from foreign adversaries shouldn't exist.

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If you can't, if you can't defend without help from other countries, it's been defending itself.

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No, with American fucking weapons and American training, it's like they are 100% just doing this because Israel would not be here if it wasn't for America's like backing of it.

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Right. Like Israel would be fucking rubble at this point.

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Now, how do you think if Israel did want to take on the fucking whole Arab world, how do you think they would drag the United States into it?

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If they had to.

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By saying we're your only allies in this part of the world, so either help us destroy it all.

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Say the United States was like, I mean, I don't really want to do it.

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And they're like, no, you need to help us.

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And we're like, we don't want to do it.

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They're like digging our heels in.

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We don't want to go. But then there's a bomb attack at the Super Bowl.

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Yeah, you can do something like that.

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Yeah, I just love the people.

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My, my, my theory is that I Muslims, my, my theory is that New Year's Eve fucking 9 11 2.0.

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No, dude, not the Super Bowl. Do the fucking do the do New Year's Eve because everybody watches the fucking ball drop in New York City on New Year's Eve.

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Have a terrorist attack there. The entire country's watching.

267
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I mean, they foiled like three terrorist attack in New York this year already.

268
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It's going to happen, dude. It's going to happen.

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Every time I watch New Year's, I'm like, fuck dude.

270
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It's like history is just doomed to repeat itself.

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And what's going to happen is there's going to be some little shit popping off.

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More and more countries are going to get dragged into it.

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And then the big dogs are going to get dragged in.

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Right. The question is how, how is the United States going to get dragged into this?

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Well, I think it will be soon. I mean, they're already, they've already vowed to predict Israel from Iran.

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So if Iran starts invading Israel, the US is going to come in.

277
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Well, I can't get drafted anymore.

278
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How, and how are things going on the Ukrainian front?

279
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The other, the other ticking time bomb in this world.

280
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You can get drafted up to like 30 something.

281
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They're still occupying Russia.

282
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They're still occupying Russia.

283
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Yeah. There's so there's just, there hasn't been any major like major stories.

284
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They're still occupied by the part of Russia and Putin is still threatening to nuke them.

285
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But I just love the people that are like free Palestine, bro.

286
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Like like fucking they side with Hamas and like, you know, those people like, yeah, those people literally want to kill you.

287
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Like I saw a video, a gaze off of buildings there.

288
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I think it was in, I think it was in Lebanon or something.

289
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I thought and they were celebrating the day after 9 11.

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Like they were fucking sharing the streets.

291
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Or maybe it was like Northern Israel, but it was like the Arab part, but they were fucking just celebrating 9 11.

292
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I'm so glad I just don't pay attention to this shit.

293
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I just want to say to Tyler real quick.

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The age range for conscription would typically be 18 to 25, though historically men up to age 35 could be drafted in certain situations.

295
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So we're all we're all the chopping block.

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If we, you know, get another, I got another six months and I'm out here in six months.

297
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Who's now drafting prisoners?

298
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So I think that's a great idea because you know what?

299
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Prisoners would be like, fuck it.

300
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I'll fucking kill for you.

301
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That's how we were with fucking segregation.

302
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It was like, oh, we're at war now.

303
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So yeah, you can't vote today.

304
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Grab a uniform and a gun right this way, please.

305
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We're going to give you your own units.

306
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Yeah, it's so fucked up.

307
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They gave them the worst missions.

308
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Did you guys see that Zelensky?

309
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He reached out to Trump.

310
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I did see that.

311
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It's going to be on him when Kamlo becomes president.

312
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Kamlo has no fucking way of being president.

313
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Bro, why did he do that is the question.

314
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Because he knows that Trump's going to win.

315
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I think he's more friendly towards Trump.

316
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He doesn't really like Biden.

317
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,800
Well, why doesn't he like Biden?

318
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I did do a little bit of reading on this.

319
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Trump and Zelensky did not get along for almost the entire time he was in office.

320
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What does that tell you though?

321
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They didn't get along and he's reaching out to them.

322
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He's like, hey, dude, like they're fucking us.

323
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Like, can you help me out?

324
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They're not really friendly.

325
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They're in Russia currently doing an offensive instead of a defensive now, which is a problem.

326
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Have you ever looked at Russia on a map?

327
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,800
I know you have, Tyler, but has anybody else looked at Russia on a map?

328
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What do you mean you know I have?

329
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Well, because you know all that shit.

330
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But it's fucking huge, bro.

331
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Yeah, it's the largest country on earth.

332
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Right. It's like double the landmass of the United States with half the population.

333
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It's so fucking big.

334
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It never ends. You look at the map and just keeps going.

335
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But most of it is a barren wasteland of snow that they can't even live in.

336
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It's the largest country in the world.

337
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That's what I just said, retard.

338
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Jesus, man, I'm getting hostile over here.

339
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Slur jar.

340
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I can say it, I'm retarded.

341
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Let's talk about the Vice President's show debate that happened one day.

342
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So, oh, before that, so this is what Jay-Z Vance said today.

343
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He said that he will actually make up stories in order to get the media to pay attention.

344
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And so he was referring to the fucking pet eating thing.

345
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So let's listen to what he said.

346
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The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes.

347
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If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do.

348
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What's that, Dana?

349
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What's that, Dana?

350
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Yes.

351
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So the eating dogs thing is not accurate.

352
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We are creating, Dana, it comes from constituents.

353
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I say that we're creating a story, meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it.

354
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That's not what you said, dude.

355
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:51,800
I don't like when people call someone by their first name, especially during an interview.

356
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Like it makes me really upset.

357
00:19:54,800 --> 00:20:01,800
Well, this is the problem, that is he created the story about eating the pets and then every Trump supporter got behind it and just defended it blindly.

358
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They're eating the dogs.

359
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,800
They just defend it blindly, though.

360
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,800
Well, now it sounds like he's backpedaling.

361
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,800
We just made that up so that the media would pay attention.

362
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:17,800
No, I meant we were telling the story of you guys bringing it up now.

363
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My favorite part of the debate was fucking Waltz was just saying how his son witnessed a mass shooting.

364
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And then Vance was like, your son witnesses a mass shooting? I apologize that he had to say that.

365
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He's like, God bless what we have to deal with this shit right now.

366
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Was he being serious?

367
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Yes. He goes, you know what? God bless your son for having to see something like that because that's something that no one should have to see.

368
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They actually had more respect for each other. They shook hands and they talked to each other.

369
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I mean, Kamala and Trump shook hands.

370
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Only because Kamala fucking walked over there, though.

371
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But they were actually like.

372
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Trump had no intention to shake hands.

373
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Would you shake Kamala Harris's hand?

374
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I would.

375
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You'd fuck Kamala Harris.

376
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You've got to show some respect to your opponent.

377
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,800
No, you don't.

378
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,800
See, that's a dangerous thought right there.

379
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,800
The fact that that never used to be that way.

380
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But now a lot of people agree with that.

381
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My opponents do not get any of my respect.

382
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800
That's where the political division is coming from.

383
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I don't have respect for any of my enemies.

384
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Fuck them.

385
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,800
I feel the same way about the vice presidential debate.

386
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,800
Because people like you, Tyler.

387
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,800
Did you guys see the debates between horse cum and couch fucker?

388
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,800
Is that like what they call Vance couch fucker?

389
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800
Yeah, that's what I call it.

390
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,800
Well, he's got the other guy drank horse cum.

391
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,800
I look at the vice presidential debate the same way I look at the WNBA.

392
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,800
I'm not watching it.

393
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,800
No, I was like, why can't one of these people be president?

394
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,800
They were actually, they seem like they actually both knew what they were talking about.

395
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,800
Or they actually articulated it well.

396
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,800
And like actually like, they were actually guy liner.

397
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800
Do you see that?

398
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,800
He's a good debater.

399
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
It's like, it's too bad that he was lying 90% of the time.

400
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800
He made up literally 90% of what he said.

401
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,800
He said that he couldn't answer the question.

402
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,800
Did Trump win or did Trump lose the election?

403
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,800
He didn't.

404
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800
There was a scam that was going on there.

405
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Even though that every governor of every state certified it.

406
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And every justice that Trump appointed certified it.

407
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:45,800
I still think the whole thing with the election is as long as mail in ballots are a thing, you're going to have issues with things.

408
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Because at least I don't think it would be that large of a number of large of a fucking thing because guess where a shit ton of mail in ballots come from.

409
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800
But do they invest in my fucking God?

410
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:04,800
Okay, let me say I apologize.

411
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Go ahead.

412
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,800
Most of the mail in ballots come from fucking nursing homes.

413
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:17,800
And magically, some of them aren't alive when the mail in ballots come in.

414
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800
That's because they died after they voted.

415
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,800
But if you're dead before election day, your vote shouldn't count.

416
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800
But you're already voted.

417
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
Exactly. That's a problem.

418
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,800
If you're dead, you shouldn't have a vote.

419
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That's not that high of a number.

420
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800
Yes it is.

421
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800
No, look how many people die at nursing homes every day.

422
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How many people are going to be fucking.

423
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,800
Why are those only for the person you don't want?

424
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,800
Because they're fucking retarded.

425
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,800
All of them were Biden.

426
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,800
I think Jimmy Carter might want to put in that early ballot.

427
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:55,800
So you're saying that you shouldn't have the right to vote if you don't agree with who you want to vote for.

428
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,800
You should have a right to vote if you're above fucking 85.

429
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What are you talking about?

430
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,800
Jesus Christ. That's a wild take.

431
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,800
That's a wild take.

432
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,800
People over 85 don't necessarily all have dementia.

433
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800
Most of them do.

434
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,800
Dude, you work in EMS, of course you're going to think that.

435
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:19,800
But for every fucking old person you show up to, there's like 10 of them that are completely fine pretty much until the day they die.

436
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,800
I think that once you hit 80, you have to take another driver's test.

437
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,800
And you have to fucking waive your right to vote because you're not going to be around for these fucking.

438
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800
You waive your rights.

439
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,800
Okay, yeah. Let's just take away your fucking rights.

440
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800
Old people shouldn't have rights. They really shouldn't.

441
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800
Oh my God, Tyler.

442
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,800
You fucking hate the generations that are older than us. You hate the generations that are younger than us.

443
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,800
Who do you not hate? I feel like you hate our generation too.

444
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
I hate everyone.

445
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,800
Listen, you can't be racist or you can't be prejudiced if you fucking hate everybody equally.

446
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:02,800
So my favorite thing from the debate with JD Vance when he goes, you guys weren't supposed to fact check.

447
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,800
He said that to the moderators.

448
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,800
Are you fucking kidding me?

449
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,800
Yeah, the moderators were like, they were arguing with him more than Tim Wells was.

450
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,800
They were like, you guys are not supposed to fact check.

451
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,800
I really.

452
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800
I was supposed to get away with this whole debate with lying.

453
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,800
What the fuck?

454
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,800
I just think that the whole thing of fact checking, especially when it's on Mike's, what channel was it on?

455
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800
I think it was on CBS. Yeah.

456
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,800
CBS News.

457
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:32,800
What the fuck's CBS?

458
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800
CBS News.

459
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800
CBS, yeah. Cable broadcasting something?

460
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,800
CBS, it's a major.

461
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,800
I know it's a major thing. What's it stand for? Cable Broadcasting Service or something?

462
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,800
Whatever.

463
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Central Broadcasting.

464
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,800
Central Broadcasting Service.

465
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,800
CBS was one of the first broadcasting.

466
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,800
I thought it was NBC. That was the first one.

467
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,800
It was like CBS and NBC and ABC.

468
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,800
ABC Family.

469
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800
Yep, exactly.

470
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,800
Remember when I got changed to fucking free form? The fuck's going on with that?

471
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,800
Like that upsets me.

472
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,800
I don't know, Tyler.

473
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800
The Columbia Broadcasting System is what it stands for.

474
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,800
Why is it named after Columbia?

475
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
I don't fucking know, dude. Let me see.

476
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,800
So.

477
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,800
So, Ali Mack, I know you wanted to talk about when the good trims, when everybody's here.

478
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,800
So, yeah, he'll be here for the next episode.

479
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,800
Oh, I thought you meant when Dan got back. I gotcha.

480
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Yeah.

481
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,800
So, Halloween's coming up.

482
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,800
We're getting closer to Halloween.

483
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,800
Yeah.

484
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,800
You guys got any costume ideas that you're going through right now?

485
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,800
I'm going to be the fucking bunny from Donnie Darko.

486
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,800
Yeah, I'm going to get a sheet and I'm going to cut some holes in it.

487
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800
Is he going to be a pointed one?

488
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,800
He's going to be a fucking ghost.

489
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800
I was thinking about.

490
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,800
This is grand wizard Dan.

491
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,800
I was thinking about being Bucky from Bucky's truck stop down in the south.

492
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Just wearing like a beaver head with a red hat.

493
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,800
All right, right.

494
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,800
I'll just be fucking Michael Myers, bro.

495
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Should be BLP kosher.

496
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800
Dude, we should all be dead rappers.

497
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,800
Yeah, Tupac, A.B.

498
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800
Oh my God.

499
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800
Way right here.

500
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
I'll be back in the morning.

501
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,800
So, Dan, how was Greece?

502
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,800
It was good, man. Like I said, it was a spiritual journey.

503
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Swimming in the Mediterranean.

504
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Was it warm?

505
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,800
The water? Yeah.

506
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Or like in general? The water was warm.

507
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,800
Yeah, it was amazing. It was.

508
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,800
Does the Mediterranean have like the turquoise water type thing?

509
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Well, I was swimming it did. Yeah.

510
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,800
That's wild.

511
00:27:51,800 --> 00:28:00,800
Dude, it's like I think that there's certain things like your body needs from the place you're genetically from and you don't realize until you're there.

512
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,800
Like, dude, all this like background chatter, like anxiety shit.

513
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Like when you're in the environment that your ancestors are from and where they're from for thousands, maybe longer than that, thousands of years, dude, things just like line up like on a genetic and a spiritual level.

514
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800
And you're just like, oh, this is what this is.

515
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,800
This is why I'm anxious because I didn't have this.

516
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800
I'm going to the Scottish Highlands.

517
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,800
What language does does Greece speak? Greek? Greek.

518
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Greek. Yes. I didn't know if there was like a different.

519
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Jeopardy question.

520
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,800
White people. So can you speak Greek at all?

521
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Me? No. But dude, if you're there for a couple of weeks, you start like picking up words like it's like, you know how like you get a song that's like an ear worm, right?

522
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
You start doing that with language, right?

523
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800
And like you'll start saying stuff like Ella Ella.

524
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800
And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?

525
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,800
Where did I get that from?

526
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,800
That means that means come, come, follow me.

527
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:06,800
So like you start saying things like Cali, Cali, Mera, Cali, Sparra, Cali, Nita, just because you hear it.

528
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,800
You know, so you're not really like like if you live there long enough, you're just going to pick up the language.

529
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:20,800
You're just, you know, and I'm like, what the fuck does I forget which word it was.

530
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,800
But this word, I'm like, why is this word in my head?

531
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,800
Who the fuck said this that I picked this word up and I just started saying it.

532
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,800
I'm like, what the fuck does this even mean?

533
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Dude, there's probably just in the two weeks that I was there, there's probably like 20 words I picked up.

534
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Yeah, like I knew what they meant, you know, so like.

535
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,800
Like not trying either, not actively.

536
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Not like actively like learning.

537
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,800
So in Greece, do they speak English too or is it mostly just 90% of people speak English?

538
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,800
So is it like like most of the time are they speaking English or most of the time are they speaking Greek?

539
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
Or can they kind of be like a like flip back and forth?

540
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800
Most of the time people are speaking Greek, you know, like amongst themselves.

541
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,800
But like if you asked like, hey, I don't fucking understand Greek, they'd be like, oh, OK, they're talking.

542
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,800
Yeah, there's like maybe three instances where I ran into somebody that didn't speak Greek or didn't speak English.

543
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:16,800
I was at the hardware store, somebody working at the meat counter at the grocery store.

544
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,800
And I can't think of another instance right now.

545
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Does your mom speak it?

546
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Yeah, yeah. So she she says that she's not fluent, but when you watch her speak to locals, you know that she's like fluent enough.

547
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Like 10 years, like I said, you pick up words just from being there for two weeks.

548
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,800
Yeah, and she's been there for 10 years.

549
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,800
She's been there for 10 years. She's been she's been there for, yeah, like over 10 years.

550
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800
So she's just like up on it.

551
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,800
Yeah. No, wait. Do you also think that this is this is just like kind of taking a sidetrack thing?

552
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Do you also think that your genetic language that you like you were like, like say like German, I've picked up pretty easily, like just because I've been doing it.

553
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,800
But like, do you think the language of your ancestors you can genetically pick up better than I think so?

554
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:10,800
Then like, like, let's say I go to Germany and I'm trying and I'm picking up the language like and stuff like I've I've been learning German and like doing that stuff.

555
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,800
But let's say I go there and I learn that.

556
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:24,800
I don't think it'd be the same if I went to Japan or something like I don't think I can pick up that language as fast like and maybe if I went to if I went to Greece, I don't think I'd be able to pick up Greece like languages as good as you could.

557
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:35,800
But I don't think you could pick up German as good as I could just because just genetically we're like, oh, it kind of like activates neurons that have been like, you know, back your head.

558
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Definitely see. And why I think that's true is because things in nature tend to follow a path of least resistance. Right.

559
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,800
It's like it's all about energy and the path of least resistance.

560
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:58,800
So language doesn't develop because people force it in a certain way. It happens because that's the path of least resistance to say, you know, what's the word for that thing that I need?

561
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:06,800
What do we call it? It's going to be the easiest way to say it. And then it's going to get even shortened down. You know what I mean? Like as time goes on.

562
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,800
So like we abbreviate everything as we talk. Like if something's too long, it gets abbreviated.

563
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:18,800
It gets abbreviated because you're trying to find the path of least resistance. So everybody's brains are different.

564
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,800
So if you have a group of people, their brains are going to be different than, you know, say the people in Germany are going to be different than people in Japan.

565
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:34,800
They're just wired up different. So those neural circuits are going to take the path of least resistance based on their brain to communicate. Right.

566
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:46,800
So if everything's working like that, it would make perfect sense that if you have those genetics, you have a similar brain to those people that speak that language and it's going to be easier for you to pick up.

567
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:57,800
You know, there's some really weird things where people get brain injuries and they get they get accents like they'll get an Irish accent or they'll get a Japanese accent.

568
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:05,800
A Japanese accent. Oh, yeah. Whacked into a hundred years ago. It's fucking. Well, I think the reason that might happen.

569
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,800
You think there's some sort of genetic coding in there? Well, there's people that aren't like Asian at all and they sound Asian.

570
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:22,800
I think that there might be pathways in all brains. Right. And so, you know, like the Chinese people, they use one pathway for language. Right.

571
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:32,800
And because that's the easiest pathway for them. Yeah. And then when certain pathways get blocked through like a brain injury, you have to pick up another pathway. Yeah. To get the same thing.

572
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:44,800
I get what you're saying. You know, so they're saying, say there's 10, 10, 20 pathways that exist in the human brain for language. Right. And one of them gets damaged. You have to find a way around that.

573
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:53,800
And you might end up taking the Chinese highway in your brain. Chinese highway. One of those people that just wake up from like a concussion or, you know, getting hit in the head.

574
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:01,800
They can just fucking speak Russian or some shit. That's fucking wild. I've seen that before. But even if they don't know, if they've never learned it.

575
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800
You'd be like, what flavor TBI did you get? Oh, I got the Russian one.

576
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:13,800
Got the Russian TBI pathway. There was actually a guy.

577
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,800
What did he just say?

578
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,800
Excuse me, what the fuck was that?

579
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:26,800
The one place I really want to fucking visit and I can't right now because of the, actually I could if I got a passport and did security checks and everything.

580
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,800
I want to go to fucking Baikonur where they set off all their fucking rockets and satellites and shit in Russia.

581
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,800
Why don't you just go to Cape Canaveral, bro? It's way cooler.

582
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,800
And like, you know, the people there won't kill you.

583
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,800
Right. There's way less of a chance you'll end up in a gulag hammering spikes in railroad times.

584
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,800
We're going to wait probably until the day I die. But I don't know, Baikonur is fucking cool.

585
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,800
Why the fuck you want to go there?

586
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:56,800
The Cosmodrome is just badass, bro. It's fucking just this colossal fucking. It's so much bigger.

587
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:03,800
It's so much bigger. All right, Destiny. Brother woke up in Destiny in the Cosmodrome and was like, bro, I need to go here in real life.

588
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,800
No, no. I fucking forget that that's even where that is.

589
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800
Go to Cape Canaveral. Just don't go to the museum. It fucking sucked.

590
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,800
The museum does suck. It's fucking awful. It's like two rooms.

591
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,800
Yeah, it's two rooms and then they have like an old fucking space shuttle that's like a mock-up of a space shuttle.

592
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800
It's not even a real thing. It hasn't been painted in like 20 years.

593
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:28,800
It's just fucking awful. Yeah, yeah, dude. It's fucking terrible.

594
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800
And then they have astronaut ice cream.

595
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,800
They have a memorial to the astronauts that got blown up on like the Columbia, the Challenger or whatever.

596
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,800
And like their pictures are peeling off and like it's just like sunfaded.

597
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,800
That's a bad look. It's like, dude, you guys really just don't give a fuck, huh?

598
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,800
That's what's going on here, huh?

599
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,800
That's fucking NASA for you. NASA is not exactly the best.

600
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,800
I'm upset. At least we got SpaceX.

601
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:02,800
I'm just going back to language real quick. I'm upset that Duolingo, the whole streak thing, I think, makes it worse.

602
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:10,800
Because instead of trying to learn German now, I'm just going to math just to extend my streak instead of actually learning a different language.

603
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,800
Oh, I don't do that. I do the same lesson like 50 times over though.

604
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
It's like I just got to get the streak out of the way.

605
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Yeah, because I'm in the bronze league. I'm learning no XP.

606
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,800
I'm not learning shit. I'm not learning anything, but like I want to.

607
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,800
I still want to learn German, but like I hate the punishments that you get now.

608
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,800
Dude, I fucked my 200 day streak up the other day.

609
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,800
I completely let it lapse. They even give you the extra streak freeze and I still biffed it.

610
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,800
And I got back on the app and it goes, if you complete six lessons in a row, we'll restore your streak.

611
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:49,800
That's why I fucking begrudgingly spent like 20 minutes going through it because it's fucking 200 days.

612
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,800
So I let it die. I'm never coming back.

613
00:36:52,800 --> 00:37:08,800
I killed my streak. I killed my streak when I went to, when I went on my cruise because there's no internet on the cruise besides like, you know, like basic like, like messaging and like basic like, you know, texting type thing.

614
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Yeah. And I'm like, oh fuck, you got this before. This is before I got like into the hundreds. This was like 50 day streak.

615
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,800
Yeah. So I was like, let's let it go. You don't need it. So I had to start over when I got back. Yeah.

616
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,800
But like that was when I was still, you know, very happy with Duolingo. Now it's becoming a chore.

617
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,800
Yeah, it really is.

618
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,800
But I'm like, I'm not letting that, I'm not letting that drop. I'm not letting that drop.

619
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:47,800
I can't do that. No, I can. 200 days in now. And then you see somebody you're against in a league and it'll be like two plus years. It's like, how the fuck, what the fuck are you doing, dude? How the hell do you stick to this app for that long? And it makes me want to do it.

620
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,800
I did drop fucking.

621
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:58,800
I freeze my streak so much. I probably would go out a year. I'm pretty sure I started my streak more than a year ago and I'm only at 200 days.

622
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:05,800
I started in February or January of this year because that's when I came back from the, from the, the cruise.

623
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,800
Yeah. I freeze every other day. And I'm at 180 now. So I'm like. Yeah.

624
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Yeah. Duolingo is great though. Like it was really good when I was first, when you're first learning it because it's like the simple shit. And now I'm trying to do like fucking like full on sentences in German and I'm like, ich bin, ich, und, und man hoffen, dass.

625
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,800
Yeah, I'm good.

626
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,800
I'm like, fuck, I'm, I'm fucking up.

627
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,800
I'm good.

628
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:41,800
I feel like talking a lot about the fucking inevitable possibility of nuclear war last two episodes.

629
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,800
Casey's going off the rails.

630
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Do you think that nuclear war is happening soon?

631
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,800
No.

632
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,800
Casey's going off the rails with this. He's a paranoid fucking schizophrenic when it comes to nuclear war.

633
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:57,800
I'm not. I don't care if it fucking happens because I'll be dead in three seconds. I'm just saying it's going to happen soon.

634
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:10,800
The only way that it would happen. Okay. Here's a, here's a real fucking possibility, dude. It's, it's not going to happen between the nuclear, like the regular nuclear nations, the big dogs.

635
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,800
Yeah. Like, or Israel is going to get fucking nuked or some shit.

636
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Okay. Yeah. So if Iran decides to nuke Israel, right.

637
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,800
Does Iran have nukes?

638
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800
Yeah.

639
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800
They have a nuclear program. Yeah.

640
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,800
So.

641
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,800
They have one.

642
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,800
They have a singular nuclear bomb.

643
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800
Do they?

644
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
And it's called the Samson option, which is fucking sick.

645
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800
Oh shit.

646
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:39,800
Basically they are, they, it's a, I'm taking my toys and flipping the sandbox over type thing. Sandbox probably isn't the best term to use.

647
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
But.

648
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800
Flirjar.

649
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:49,800
But like, but like basically if Israel is going to fall, they nuke Israel and everywhere around it.

650
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,800
Wow.

651
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,800
It's like, like a Zarbamba level nuke that they would just drop in Israel and blow up the entire middle East.

652
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Jesus.

653
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,800
It's called the Samson option. And I'm like, that's fucked. You know what?

654
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800
As shitty as that is.

655
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Execute all the 60s.

656
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,800
As shitty as that is, that's pretty fucking ratchet. Like if I'm going down, everyone around me is coming with me.

657
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Yeah, dude. They're, they're, they would be so fucked.

658
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,800
Why would they want to nuke other Muslim countries?

659
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800
They're not Muslim though.

660
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,800
Lebanon is, Palestine is.

661
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,800
No, Israel isn't Muslim. You fucking retard.

662
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,800
What? But if you nuke Israel, you're going to nuke Palestine too.

663
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:33,800
That's the point. The Samson option is Israel's going to fall. So we're going to take out the rest of the middle East with us.

664
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Yeah. Why would you want to kill the people that are on your side?

665
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,800
They're not, Casey, do you know what religion Israel is?

666
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,800
No, I'm talking about Palestine and Lebanon.

667
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,800
No, I'm talking about Israel has a nuke that if Israel is going to fall.

668
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,800
No, you're talking about Iran.

669
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,800
I thought you were talking about Iran has a nuke.

670
00:40:52,800 --> 00:41:00,800
No, no, Israel has a nuke. And if they're like, they're like, if I, if Israel falls, we're going to drop a fucking nuke on ourselves.

671
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,800
They're going to nuke themselves?

672
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,800
That's pretty badass.

673
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Yeah, they're like, we're going to nuke ourselves and nuke everyone around us type thing.

674
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,800
We're going to nuke the entire Middle East, even though we're in the center of the Middle East.

675
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,800
That would solve a lot of problems though, wouldn't it?

676
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800
Jesus.

677
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Yeah, why don't we just nuke them in a-

678
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Jesus, Adam, man.

679
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,800
I don't know anything about the situation over there, but wouldn't that cease the conflict?

680
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,800
It would. Why don't we just side with Russia and nuke the entire Middle East?

681
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Is that what they want?

682
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,800
I feel like what I said may have came across as pretty insensitive.

683
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,800
I said that out of place of just pure ignorance. I have no idea what's going on over there.

684
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,800
If a nuke went off in the Middle East, the entirety of the Middle East would be fucking glass that would glow.

685
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Dude, if the entire Middle East got nuked-

686
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Which is fucking sick. Just imagine going by the Middle East, it's just fucking glowing glass.

687
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,800
Dude, that'd be amazing.

688
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,800
And then you die.

689
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,800
If the Middle East got nuked, you know people would just be like, yeah, what shit happens?

690
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
We're probably better off this way.

691
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:05,800
I also think it's really funny how most of the world is like, fuck, the Middle East is at it again.

692
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,800
Dude, it's like never ending.

693
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,800
Literally since the dawn of time, the Middle East has been a fucking war zone.

694
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,800
Yeah, how do we like consolidate some of those fucking countries?

695
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,800
Have one religion take it over?

696
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,800
The problem is religion, because people are going to stick to their-

697
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,800
But the thing is, if they had a mono-religion, there would be no fighting over there.

698
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:35,800
It's because the Christians, the Muslims, and the Jews all had the same holy land, and they all fucking hate each other.

699
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,800
And they all believe in the same thing. They all believe in one God.

700
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,800
They all believe in a fucking magic prophet.

701
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,800
So the Jews believe up until the end of the Old Testament.

702
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:53,800
The Christians believe the New Testament and that Jesus Christ was the son of God.

703
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,800
And the Muslims have- what's the fucking-

704
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,800
The Muslim says Jesus was a prophet.

705
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,800
He was a prophet and that Mohammed was the real prophet-prophet.

706
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,800
So they're all saying the same thing.

707
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,800
No, they're not.

708
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Basically. They all have their own certain rituals.

709
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,800
But it's essentially the same way of thinking.

710
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,800
It's not the same way of thinking.

711
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,800
They're all monotheistic.

712
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:30,800
They're technically monotheistic, but the Muslims kind of also worship fucking Mohammed in a weird way, even though he's not God.

713
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,800
You guys worship Jesus in a fucking weird way.

714
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,800
Well, he was a prophet.

715
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,800
You say the father, the son, the holy-

716
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:41,800
Well, the holy trinity is a different- the holy trinity is one being for us.

717
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,800
Jesus is just the human form of God.

718
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,800
You guys literally suck off Jesus Christ's dick.

719
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800
That's a daily basic.

720
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800
Slur jar.

721
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,800
I mean, I would suck off Jesus if I had to.

722
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,800
Whoa.

723
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,800
Oh my God. Slur jar?

724
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800
You guys take it too far.

725
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,800
No, we don't.

726
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,800
I drink the blood of my God and I eat his body every Sunday.

727
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
Yeah, that's a little weird.

728
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,800
It's getting worse, man.

729
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
I don't know.

730
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,800
I think all religions just have these rules that they enforce and it just doesn't make any sense.

731
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,800
Atheism is a fucking cult of its own.

732
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,800
Yeah, you know, atheists are kind of like-

733
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,800
Cringe.

734
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,800
Discriminated against, really.

735
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,800
Well, they should be because they're fucking retarded.

736
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,800
Oh boy.

737
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,800
Like, you have to, like, in this world you have to be, if you're not like religious, you're like-

738
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,800
Your condensation from your water is going to fucking hit your laptop and fry it.

739
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,800
What?

740
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,800
Over there, other side.

741
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,800
I don't think that atheism is a cult, though, because I was atheist for a while and it's

742
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,800
not like I was walking around being like, oh, I'm an atheist, I'm friends with all the atheists.

743
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,800
Other side.

744
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,800
Like, no, you don't have a place of congregation for atheists or anything.

745
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,800
Like, you just go about your fucking day if you're an atheist.

746
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,800
You fucking idiot.

747
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,800
What?

748
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800
Did you get water here?

749
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,800
Oh, this?

750
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Yeah, it was slowly spreading towards the box.

751
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
What the fuck are we doing right now?

752
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,800
That is happening.

753
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,800
This podcast has gone completely off the rails.

754
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,800
Atheism is a cult.

755
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,800
It's not, dude.

756
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,800
You don't have a place of congregation.

757
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800
You don't worship anything.

758
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Yeah, you do.

759
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800
Richard Dawson's fucking house.

760
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,800
I was an atheist for a long time.

761
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,800
I don't even know who that is, okay?

762
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,800
Richard Dawson is a fucking retard.

763
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,800
I don't see how this is a cult.

764
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,800
Dude, fucking-

765
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800
Maybe the guy is.

766
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800
I've never heard of him.

767
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Atheism is just-

768
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
Got to make sure this isn't wet.

769
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
That's all.

770
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Not having the, everything beliefs.

771
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,800
That's not, we're not getting together and talking about how much of an atheist we are.

772
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,800
There's so much nihilism that comes with being an atheist.

773
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,800
Let's just get together every Sunday and worship no one.

774
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:47,800
Well, a lot of people, yeah, a lot of people who are atheists don't fucking want to be.

775
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,800
When I was going through that, now I'm agnostic.

776
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,800
I don't know what the fuck's going on.

777
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,800
But for a while-

778
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,800
Yeah, when I took you out to the fucking woods with me, you're just like, maybe there's other shit.

779
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800
I don't even think that was it.

780
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,800
No, I was already agnostic at that point.

781
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:07,800
I was an atheist as a kid because I just, I had some profound, I don't know, experience when I was fucking on weed.

782
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,800
I was like, I feel like there's no afterlife. I feel like there's nothing.

783
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800
Fucking retards.

784
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:17,800
And that was a really scary thought that I didn't want to have, but I believed it to be true for a long time.

785
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,800
Okay, just, I'm not going to fully get into it because I know you want to do it next week.

786
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,800
When you were on Shroom, did you talk to any beings?

787
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,800
No, no, I wasn't that fucked up.

788
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,800
Dude.

789
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:35,800
Anyone, man, you make me really want to talk about it though because it's a fucking crazy topic.

790
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,800
I'll give my take, B, is he had a completely different experience.

791
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,800
So all right, I'll fucking tell this story and then we'll go to a break.

792
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,800
But so we settle in.

793
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,800
I eat one. My buddy, Brian, is a fucking madman.

794
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800
He does like five or six of the fucking things.

795
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800
He did a borderline here.

796
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:57,800
So I don't know how Shrooms work.

797
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,800
I'll explain it.

798
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,800
So it's like one like, I'll explain.

799
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,800
I will explain.

800
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,800
So it's like one, like just like a standard, like micro dose?

801
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
It's not a micro dose.

802
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:16,800
You're going to get psychoactive effects from it, but it's probably just going to be minor visual disturbances and patterns are going to look a little bit different.

803
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
Some mild euphoria, which I did not get.

804
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,800
I had a pretty negative experience, but it's I can't even describe it.

805
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,800
Motion looks really weird with it.

806
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:32,800
But like you can see even at a low dose because I ended up taking a second one because we were like two and a half hours in and I didn't feel anything.

807
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,800
And I was like, maybe.

808
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:35,800
And my buddy already was.

809
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,800
He was starting.

810
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,800
It wasn't peaking.

811
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,800
He was still verbal and talking to me, which he soon wouldn't be.

812
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,800
But I'll let him explain it because he had he practically like fucking met God.

813
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,800
I don't know what the hell he did.

814
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,800
He said he thought he died and he was OK with it.

815
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,800
That's all I'll tease for him.

816
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,800
Oh my God.

817
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,800
He was like, that's nuts.

818
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,800
Dude, he was fucking crazy gone.

819
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,800
For me, I was like completely fine.

820
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,800
I was chilling.

821
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,800
Everything felt great.

822
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,800
I felt nauseous and I felt really lightheaded.

823
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,800
And that's all I had for like two and a half hours.

824
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,800
And then we sat down on the fucking nuclear bombs slide.

825
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,800
Why are you doing mushrooms?

826
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:15,800
Honestly, honestly, dude, I was in a weird mental state where I don't think that would have fazed me.

827
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,800
Like, I can't quite describe the frame of mind it puts you in.

828
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,800
It's so different from what you expect it to be.

829
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800
Like for me, it was just we sat down.

830
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,800
We threw on.

831
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,800
No, I put on.

832
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800
So first we listen to time by Pink Floyd.

833
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,800
Yo, then we listen to Strow by dead mouse and all that's a fucking sick.

834
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
Yeah.

835
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,800
And he was freaking having the time of his life.

836
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,800
He was he was crying.

837
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,800
He was sobbing like he was just like, this is so beautiful.

838
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,800
And I didn't feel shit at this point, dude.

839
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,800
I felt like, dude, I just want to boot.

840
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,800
But like, I don't want to go because I want to feel it.

841
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,800
I guarantee you old dead mouse on shrooms would have to sound fucking nuts.

842
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,800
And it did.

843
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,800
We revisited it.

844
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,800
But then then the peak came first for him.

845
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,800
And it happened right when we were about to start watching Alice in Wonderland,

846
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
because I was like, oh, it's a trippy movie.

847
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,800
Let's watch it. I've never seen it.

848
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,800
I probably say, yeah, no.

849
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,800
And it definitely would have been the cartoon.

850
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,800
Yeah. The old one from the from nine.

851
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,800
I would be fucking scared.

852
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,800
So it was before they went down the rabbit hole.

853
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,800
And he just looked at me and the last words he uttered.

854
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,800
And he was struggling to get words out at this point.

855
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,800
Like he was in a state of mind where he really couldn't formulate them.

856
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Well, he goes, we can't go down.

857
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,800
And he's grabbing my shoulder like strong.

858
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,800
And this is out of character for me.

859
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,800
He's like, we can't go down the rabbit hole.

860
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,800
Oh, my God.

861
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,800
We cannot go down.

862
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,800
And I was like, you want to know what?

863
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,800
Yeah, we're not going to go down the rabbit hole.

864
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,800
And I took it on.

865
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,800
I'm like, what do you want to watch?

866
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,800
And he just goes, this was he was really starting to fucking get out there.

867
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,800
And he goes, Christmas, Christmas.

868
00:49:49,800 --> 00:50:05,800
And he explained to me after he became verbal again that all that was was him saying like he wanted to do something that was like a nice memory because he was starting to bug out a little bit because this was when he said that he was looking at me and I looked like a lion one second.

869
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,800
Then a weird lizard thing.

870
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,800
The next thing he was speaking.

871
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,800
Yeah, he was.

872
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,800
No, he wasn't.

873
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,800
He wasn't even there yet.

874
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,800
That's when he thought he died.

875
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,800
But he was starting to get there.

876
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:19,800
And for me, I just started to feel a little something. And so I put on Miracle on Ice.

877
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,800
I was like, good fucking movie.

878
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,800
So I put it on because Disney Plus was all I could fucking manage to get on the TV.

879
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:33,800
And then, like, while we were watching, it was just like all of a sudden I noticed, like, everything kind of looked like it was in stop motion a little bit.

880
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,800
And I was like, oh, shit, that's not real.

881
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,800
And that freaked me the fuck out is like, I'm like, I know my eyes are betraying me right now.

882
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,800
What part of the movie were you at at this point?

883
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,800
Was it like when they were actually training or was this?

884
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,800
It was right.

885
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,800
It was the time they're on the ice when the two kids get into a fight.

886
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,800
Oh, Callahan.

887
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,800
Oh, yeah.

888
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,800
Yes. When those two get into it and it was really intense.

889
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:01,800
And then I remember I looked at her Brooks and one of his eyes got like slightly bigger for a second.

890
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,800
And then I saw these weird dimples on his cheek that I knew weren't there.

891
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,800
And that's that made me start bugging.

892
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,800
I looked at Brian and at this point he was fucking gone, like completely gone.

893
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:18,800
His pupils were like you couldn't see his irises like his pupils were so dilated.

894
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:28,800
And it's like I saw like and I know it wasn't there, but I saw like a vein on his forehead and it looked like it was pumping blood to his eye.

895
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:35,800
And as I just kept getting progressively bigger and that free thought, I didn't think it was going to pop.

896
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,800
I just knew it wasn't real. And I was like, holy fuck.

897
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
This is the next couple hours of my life.

898
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Like this is really scary, actually.

899
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
And that negative emotions.

900
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:51,800
And this is the crazy thing I will say about shrooms is that if you start to get scared of something, you're going to see it.

901
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,800
No, you're going to see it.

902
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,800
Like because it was just like if I looked at Brian, I was like, Brian's going to look like a demon.

903
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,800
If I look at him, Brian's going to look like a demon when I look at him.

904
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:05,800
And you need to you need to face that fear and that fear took a solid like hour and a half for me to overcome.

905
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,800
And the effects of the drug just got stronger and stronger.

906
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,800
Everything had like a black outline to it.

907
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,800
Like it was borderlands, like everything was cell shaded.

908
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,800
Yeah. And like I said, everything was in stop motion.

909
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,800
Your body starts to feel weird.

910
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,800
Like I went into my girlfriend's room.

911
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:26,800
I needed her to ground me because I knew I was starting to and I feel bad because at this point, Brian is full peak.

912
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,800
I still wasn't even there yet, but Brian is completely nonverbal.

913
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800
I left his ass on the couch for like an hour.

914
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,800
I felt so bad.

915
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,800
I walked into the room and I'm talking to Cece and it was like, I'm OK, right?

916
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,800
She's like, yes, like I don't have any reason to be worried.

917
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,800
Right. And I just kept asking like these because she was tired.

918
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,800
I woke her out of a dead sleep.

919
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,800
So I knew I was being a dick and pestering her.

920
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,800
So I was just asking like one word.

921
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800
All she had to say was yes.

922
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,800
I'm like, I'm going to come down.

923
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:52,800
Right.

924
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Like, yes, I'm not going to feel this way forever.

925
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800
No.

926
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,800
And I was like, I only have two arms.

927
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,800
Right.

928
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,800
Then she laughed and she looked at me and she's like, what?

929
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,800
I was like, it kind of feels like I have four.

930
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,800
Just tell me I have two.

931
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800
I only have two.

932
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,800
She's like, she's like, Jesus, dude.

933
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Yeah, bro.

934
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,800
I just remember from that point on, I walked out and I was like, like I started to calm myself down.

935
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:29,800
I started to try to give in, but it was so hard because it was so scary for me that I just I walked out and I went back to my buddy, Brian, and it was like trying to talk to him and I'm getting nothing out of him.

936
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,800
He's just looking.

937
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,800
He's gone.

938
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,800
And he just like he wasn't he wasn't there.

939
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,800
The lights were on, but no one was home.

940
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,800
Like he was somewhere else and he explained it was completely out of body.

941
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,800
He felt in no attack in no way attached to this world or reality whatsoever.

942
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,800
He said he was completely gone.

943
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:56,800
But like I just remember she did a shroom episode where we where we all just fucking know I'm never doing them again.

944
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,800
I'm never doing them again because it was like I had a profound journey.

945
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:06,800
You need to like whether you want to or not, you're facing your fucking fears when you do it because he told me the same thing.

946
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:13,800
He said he started to bug out a little bit for a while, but then he said at a certain point, it didn't matter because he wasn't death.

947
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Yeah, he I don't know if he I don't know if he faced like full ego death.

948
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:22,800
That's like if you do a shit load, that's like that's some crazy.

949
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800
That's what happened to Mike Tyson.

950
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,800
That's what like that Mike Tyson said, like he had a full on ego death when he was on ayahuasca.

951
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
Yeah.

952
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:34,800
And he's like, bro, I like he like full on had a full on ego death with me.

953
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:42,800
Basically, you meet yourself, you meet yourself and you like recognize your faults and you just realize the stupid.

954
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:49,800
You just realize how little everything not to sound nihilist here because this is not a nihilistic way of saying, but you realize how much shit doesn't matter.

955
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:54,800
Like you take everything a little bit less seriously and you can come away from it with like a profound.

956
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,800
Like there's people who do shrooms once they get off of it.

957
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,800
They start going to the gym every day.

958
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,800
They like go back to college and go to church and shit like yeah.

959
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Like for me, that was exactly what I experienced because I was feeling it.

960
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,800
My experience was not because I met my own ego.

961
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:16,800
My experience was I saw what my mind had hiding behind it and I saw how how it was just desperately trying to make everything so negative.

962
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:28,800
I couldn't have a positive trip because my brain was so anxious it didn't want to let me like my buddy was over there sobbing his eyes out to time by playing Pink Floyd saying this is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

963
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,800
And I'm like.

964
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,800
I'm horrified right now.

965
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,800
I'm going to sober.

966
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,800
I know this is time dude.

967
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,800
No, and it is.

968
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
It's a phenomenal song.

969
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,800
It's a great great song, but it was just fucking dead mouse though.

970
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,800
I wouldn't even have thought of that.

971
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800
That's that's gotta be good.

972
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800
The one thing I will say though is we walk back in.

973
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:54,800
So I spent so much time out from like we saw the McClanahan fight and I remember hearing the.

974
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,800
Michael is the only DBSA again.

975
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:03,800
Again, I remember hearing that and I was like picturing it in my head, but then I walked out.

976
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,800
I'm a hero.

977
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,800
I walk like a Rizzi.

978
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:12,800
Dude, I walked out right before the big game against the CCP and I was like, this is going to be wild.

979
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:23,800
And it was one of the most profoundly intense experiences I've ever had because like again, dude, I don't know what it was about Kurt Russell and her Brooks, but he looked creepy and my brain did not like him.

980
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,800
It made him look really scary and his eyes got black and he got like the Empire fangs.

981
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,800
Yeah, dude.

982
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,800
And he just looked like a ghoul.

983
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,800
And it was.

984
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,800
I don't know.

985
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,800
It was just weird.

986
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,800
And then I was like, did they look that I was my eyes were having such a tough time.

987
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,800
I couldn't really distinguish the Americans from the from the Russians.

988
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,800
Yeah, it really was like and I just remember the whole time.

989
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800
I just wanted to calm down.

990
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,800
I wanted to feel better.

991
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,800
I didn't want to be on it.

992
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,800
Really funny that you watched Miracle on Ice on your high.

993
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,800
Yeah, dude, it's really funny.

994
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,800
It's really it's crazy.

995
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,800
It's crazy how your mind can just like your emotions are so fluid when you're on it too.

996
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:08,800
Like I remember we put fucking a Bilber stand up on and half the time the jokes were super funny

997
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,800
and I was laughing harder than I've ever laughed in my life.

998
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:17,800
And then the very next time I look at the screen and he would look like a demon and like his body was like all moving

999
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:22,800
like it was AI generated and just moving unnaturally and it would start freaking me out.

1000
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:27,800
I get up and I'd start pacing for like five minutes and then I'd calm down and laugh and it was just a cycle.

1001
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:31,800
But literally in the moment in between seconds, I would be like he's really creepy.

1002
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800
I got to calm myself down.

1003
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800
All right. He looks normal again.

1004
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,800
And it's just I don't know.

1005
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,800
I remember at one point I think I was actually texting Casey.

1006
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,800
I was really bugging out pretty bad and I just went to the bathroom.

1007
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,800
Is there spelling mistakes in it?

1008
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
I don't remember.

1009
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800
No, I was I text.

1010
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,800
I don't know.

1011
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:54,800
But I sat down and I was just like I literally like was getting so anxious and then it was like I fucking put myself

1012
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:59,800
like I control all deleted and open task manager and just shut anxiety off.

1013
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,800
Like it just pissed me off because I was like I'm getting so anxious and fucking scared.

1014
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:04,800
I want to enjoy this.

1015
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,800
And I was like well then don't be anxious.

1016
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,800
And it was gone.

1017
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,800
And like I can't do that.

1018
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,800
And when I'm fucking sober, it was really weird.

1019
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,800
You can just like pick what emotions you wanted to feel and make it happen like that.

1020
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,800
And it's I don't know.

1021
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,800
They're actually treating PTSD with hallucinogenics now.

1022
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Yeah.

1023
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,800
And I see why.

1024
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,800
I see why.

1025
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:34,800
I felt I felt like a different person since I took it for sure because you just start to see just how much your mind is capable because all all mushrooms does it's not like it's I mean it's I mean it is coming from the mushrooms.

1026
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:46,800
But all it is is changing the pathways in your brain like and you just see all this shit that your brain is capable of that it just doesn't show like I'd rather take ayahuasca like I could comprehend the size of the universe.

1027
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,800
And that's like insane.

1028
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,800
Does it have an edge?

1029
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,800
No, I don't mean like that.

1030
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,800
But I just mean like you can watch the edge.

1031
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:54,800
Where is it in your brain?

1032
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,800
In your brain?

1033
00:58:55,800 --> 00:59:06,800
You can like picture these unfathomably large like sizes and stuff and your brain can't wrap your head around that shit when you're sober.

1034
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,800
You can't like blocks it out.

1035
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,800
It's like it says that that's a thought you're not allowed to have.

1036
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:20,800
So when you think if a person like me who's a deeply religious religious fella, if I took it, do you think I would see something different than you would?

1037
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,800
I think you probably would.

1038
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,800
Because you saw like the universe and shit.

1039
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,800
Maybe I would see something along the lines of God.

1040
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,800
Everybody sees the universe.

1041
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:37,800
That seems to be one of the things like in all the research I did online before because I was really hesitant to take these because I knew I was going to have a bad trip.

1042
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,800
I still did.

1043
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,800
And like it is OK.

1044
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,800
But like no, it probably gears it a little bit.

1045
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,800
But I think once you get to a certain enough dose, the shrooms are going to show it what it wants to show you.

1046
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,800
You're kind of just like, dude, it puts you in the passenger seat.

1047
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,800
That's all I can say.

1048
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:58,800
Like you you lose control and you can't get it back and you just got to ride it out for a couple hours.

1049
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,800
Like you just it's called a trip for a reason.

1050
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,800
You literally are going on a fucking journey that's going to last a couple hours.

1051
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,800
You're not going to start a cult, are you?

1052
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,800
No, God, no, God, no.

1053
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,800
And like I said, I'm never I'm never going to fucking do them again.

1054
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,800
It was one of the most profoundly terrifying experiences of my life.

1055
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800
But I think I came out of it a better person.

1056
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,800
You're not going to shave your head and become all religious.

1057
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,800
Born again.

1058
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:28,800
No, I can see how I can see how people that are religious could become atheist and I can see how atheists would become religious on it, though.

1059
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:33,800
Yeah, because like, dude, you I just go the opposite way.

1060
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:42,800
I think so, because, dude, everybody, everybody, everybody sees different shit, but it like it presents everything you see in such a convincing way.

1061
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,800
It's just I don't I can't put it into words.

1062
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,800
There's no way to describe it.

1063
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,800
Next episode, me and Tyler take shrooms.

1064
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:50,800
Oh, my God.

1065
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,800
Oh, my God.

1066
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:59,800
No, no, like, dude, you need like nothing but maximum happy stimulus and this would not be it.

1067
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:05,800
Like even even just being in a basement would be enough to be like, oh, yeah, like you'd be like, yeah, you would.

1068
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:10,800
You would start drawing metaphors and making these connections that don't exist and they would stress you out.

1069
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:16,800
And then you'd go outside and you'd probably be like, I'm in heaven. It's a beautiful earth.

1070
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,800
Oh, my God. Everything is breathing.

1071
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,800
That's the crazy thing.

1072
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,800
Everything is breathing.

1073
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:26,800
If you look at a fucking wall, if you look at like a couch, breathe everything, everything.

1074
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,800
And you feel this overwhelming sense of just how everything is connected.

1075
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,800
Everything is called sleep when you're on shrooms.

1076
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:40,800
You can either have some crazy dreams or you can be completely fine and not remember.

1077
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:45,800
It would be like if you think, you know, sometimes you wake up and you know you were dreaming, but you have no fucking idea.

1078
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,800
But you could have that experience, too.

1079
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:55,800
When I started to bug out, I told myself like I'm going to put myself to bed because every minute this shit is getting stronger and I'm doing less and less well with it.

1080
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:02,800
So like I got to put myself to and then I started peeking when I was in bed and I was like, this isn't going away.

1081
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,800
Me telling myself to fall asleep is just not going to happen.

1082
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,800
Like my heart rate is fucking one hundred and thirty right now.

1083
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,800
I'm not falling asleep.

1084
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,800
Did the bed feel weird when you were laying in it?

1085
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,800
Everything felt weird. It felt hypersensitive.

1086
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Sometimes everything felt amazing.

1087
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:24,800
And then the next second, I felt like my skin was made out of a carpet and it was insanely uncomfortable.

1088
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,800
It was just very weird.

1089
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:36,800
And like you I don't know, you kind of get this thought process of like it kind of freaks you out that like you have like bones in your body and you start thinking about biology and shit.

1090
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,800
And I want you to fuck. Yeah.

1091
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,800
And you're like, get get my fucking bones out of my skin.

1092
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,800
Like you had these crazy thoughts like that.

1093
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,800
You're just like in this frame and you feel controlled because you're in a human body.

1094
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,800
And it's just we finally had a Joe Rogan episode.

1095
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,800
Oh, man.

1096
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,800
You guys ever do DMT?

1097
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:02,800
No, I will never touch a fucking I mean, dude, weed and weed and fucking beer is it for me.

1098
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,800
I don't need anything else.

1099
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:08,800
I feel like I have the same kind of experience like the first time I got really high and you will say that.

1100
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,800
And to a certain extent, it's true.

1101
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,800
But I was like hallucinating.

1102
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,800
Yeah. No, you can doubt the first time I ever smoked weed.

1103
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,800
I definitely had that, too.

1104
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,800
I was seeing patterns and shit, but it's so different, though.

1105
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:21,800
Like I just can't describe it.

1106
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800
It's completely different.

1107
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,800
I got nicotine sick one of the first times I smoked a cigar.

1108
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,800
Yeah, it's like comparing booze to weed.

1109
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,800
Like it's two completely different feelings.

1110
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,800
And shrooms is so much more intense than either of those two.

1111
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:45,800
So on the levels of hallucinogenics, isn't like shrooms like like the middle ground of like things like you got like DMT and shit.

1112
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:46,800
It's like up here.

1113
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,800
Yes, less than DMT and acid.

1114
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,800
Yeah.

1115
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,800
I had a buddy who fucking did DMT.

1116
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,800
Well, he told me a story that he did.

1117
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:55,800
And the guy had no reason to leave.

1118
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,800
I feel inclined to believe him.

1119
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,800
But he told me that in high school.

1120
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,800
It's like, oh, so what was your trip like?

1121
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:08,800
And he was like, dude, I felt like I got put into a lead container that was like 10 meters thick and had just enough room for me in it.

1122
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:13,800
And then I felt all of the matter in the entire universe crash down on my legs.

1123
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,800
And I felt true excruciating pain for 10 minutes.

1124
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:18,800
Thought I was dying.

1125
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,800
Thought I was in hell.

1126
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,800
I felt like it lasted three years.

1127
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,800
Like, no kidding.

1128
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:29,800
And then the very next second, he felt completely fine and just snapped back to reality.

1129
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:35,800
And he was like, I am never doing any drug ever again to do it.

1130
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800
And to my knowledge, he's still straight edge.

1131
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800
He doesn't drink.

1132
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,800
He doesn't smoke.

1133
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:40,800
I don't think he does caffeine.

1134
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:44,800
He doesn't fucking do anything because he's like, I'm never.

1135
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,800
I'm good.

1136
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,800
I'm so OK with Casey to do some shrooms that he'll stop doing weed.

1137
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:56,800
Maybe I think it would be a good experience for like, you know, it helps a lot with mental wellness.

1138
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:57,800
It does.

1139
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,800
It does.

1140
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,800
I feel like I've been I've been a lot less anxious.

1141
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,800
I've been a lot less certainly a lot less panicky.

1142
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,800
Like my panic disorder has really calmed the fuck down a lot.

1143
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,800
Oh, I couldn't do it in my house.

1144
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:14,800
Dude, you can't do it anywhere where there is any negative input for me.

1145
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:20,800
I have so many fucking I have like so many religious like I have a crucifix and shit like all over my fucking.

1146
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,800
That's going to bug you out.

1147
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,800
I would freak like I just have Jesus talking to me.

1148
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,800
You would probably see him get crucified in real time in your head.

1149
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,800
Like I'm not even kidding.

1150
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,800
The drugs powerful enough that you could 100 percent.

1151
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800
Oh, my God.

1152
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800
There he is.

1153
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:38,800
For me, the other thing that was wild and like this only lasted like a couple minutes for me.

1154
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,800
Brian said he felt this for hours, which is wild to me.

1155
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:48,800
But like all of a sudden, you just completely lose any perception of size.

1156
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,800
And like one second, I would feel like I was as big as this coin.

1157
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,800
And the next I would feel like I was as big as this room.

1158
01:05:54,800 --> 01:06:04,800
And I really can't describe that as it was literally just like it would start looking like I was on the table and just like, yeah, I've got that.

1159
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,800
I think so trippy.

1160
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:16,800
What kind of mechanisms in your brain you're messing with, like think of how ancient the system is that tells you how what size you are compared to the rest of the world.

1161
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,800
That's like, dude, that system's millions of years.

1162
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,800
Yeah.

1163
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,800
And you're just breaking it.

1164
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,800
I've never I've never done like hallucinogenics or anything.

1165
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,800
But when I was younger, I had panic attacks that made me feel like I was different sizes.

1166
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:32,800
And no, yeah, no, I feel like I could do.

1167
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:33,800
I'm tricky.

1168
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,800
No.

1169
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,800
So I was I was they do, though.

1170
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:42,800
I was in a sociable I never told us on the podcast, but I was in fuck.

1171
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,800
I had to be below fourth grade.

1172
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,800
So I think it was like third grade.

1173
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:54,800
I was taking like an exam and like third grader, like doing like one of like this shitty, like stupid retarded like third grade tests.

1174
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:59,800
And I was like writing with a pencil and it ended up feeling I remember this.

1175
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:00,800
Yeah.

1176
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:10,800
It ended up feeling like I was holding like this and then it got bigger and it got bigger and bigger until I get felt like I was holding like a pencil that was this size.

1177
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:20,800
And I'm like and I could hear the fucking scribbling of like fucking like like shit from on paper.

1178
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,800
And like that made it so much worse because I could hear like 20 kids start overstimulating.

1179
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:33,800
I could hear 20 kids like scribbling on their fucking paper and I'm just sitting there and I'm like holding the pencil like this is getting fucking massive.

1180
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,800
And then I could feel that my skin and I like it.

1181
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:38,800
Hypersensitive.

1182
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:46,800
And I was just like I just screamed like I'll stop fucking writing and I ran out of the fucking room and ran down the hallway.

1183
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,800
I don't know what my teacher did that.

1184
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,800
I don't know what the fuck was that.

1185
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,800
I wore earmuffs for the rest of the school.

1186
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:59,800
Panic attacks make you have those like derealizations it's called where you like get those distorted sense of reality.

1187
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,800
Yeah that fucking sucked.

1188
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:10,800
I get that like so often like I get that if whenever I'm at a red light for too long I notice that is no I can't describe it to it.

1189
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,800
It's like and I think it has to do with like you know how like when you.

1190
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:14,800
I used to get that out of red light.

1191
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,800
Yeah.

1192
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:20,800
You know how like when you're driving a car and you've been going 60 miles an hour for like three minutes.

1193
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,800
Fucking red lights you guys.

1194
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,800
Dude it's not a pleasurable.

1195
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:35,800
Like we were stopped in traffic at a red light and you feel like like even if I wanted to I couldn't get out of this situation because I'm stuck in traffic.

1196
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,800
Then you're stuck fucking anxiety starts.

1197
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:42,800
That's why when I was fucking coming back from my brother's bachelor party I was like freaking the fuck out.

1198
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,800
I'm like I am six hours away from home.

1199
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,800
The tire is going to fall off of my car.

1200
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,800
Like I'm so hungover I already get panic attacks if I drive hungover.

1201
01:08:52,800 --> 01:09:01,800
That's why I don't ever do liquor except for this fucking party and like dude I just it was the longest rolling panic attack I've had in my life.

1202
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,800
I was so long I could not stand still.

1203
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:05,800
My legs were doing this shit.

1204
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:13,800
I kept fucking like pulling my hat back on and like I was giving everybody else in the car anxiety but I could not calm myself down.

1205
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,800
I could not ground and it was like.

1206
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:30,800
I used to fucking walk into the med and I start like realizing right and I feel like I was just like this like circle around me and then outside the circle everybody's like fucking blurry and like distorted.

1207
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:37,800
And I'm just like and then you know I would just like get sick and just you know puke in the bathroom because you know how to stress.

1208
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,800
Yeah.

1209
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,800
These are your health care professionals.

1210
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,800
This guy's disassociating.

1211
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:50,800
This guy's puking in the bathroom and wiping his mouth off.

1212
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:51,800
What was that?

1213
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,800
Protonics you needed.

1214
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:55,800
I know right.

1215
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,800
You know how bad it is.

1216
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:04,800
I was in the back of a fucking ambulance with the fucking writing utensil growing outside the ambulance.

1217
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800
These are your fucking health care workers.

1218
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:12,800
I mean I did have a slight mental breakdown one time at our former employee.

1219
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:29,800
Like I just got back from like like I I got I like I came back from like a really fucked up call and I was trying to fucking like get the blood off my hands and I like in my brain I was at the fucking sink like 30 minutes and in my brain I couldn't get the fucking blood off my hand.

1220
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:30,800
Jesus Christ.

1221
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:31,800
And it was freaking me the fuck out.

1222
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:32,800
I never had anything.

1223
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:53,800
And I was like I was like I kept and I kept on I fucking I guarantee you I took like half of the fucking soap dispenser with me because I just kept on fucking wiping it on my fucking hands and shit and I'm fucking like keep I kept on doing that and I looked down and it just kept on like it wouldn't like it would go away but then it would just come back and I'm like fuck fuck.

1224
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,800
Yeah.

1225
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,800
I never had that.

1226
01:10:55,800 --> 01:11:03,800
I am more I am more what Casey has where it's just like you kind of just be like oh shit nothing's real all of a sudden and wow I feel like I can't breathe.

1227
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:17,800
And it kind of sucks and you like you're you're just you're useless like you can't speak like I can't hold a conversation when you feel that way and that doesn't last for that long but when it hits you you're like oh god I'm gonna boot.

1228
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:45,800
I feel that completely I've never had that happen like on a call or anything I literally only get them when I am in a car typically at a red light or if I'm just driving mindlessly on a highway for like like the two hour mark it usually hits this is an actual fact that read that like red light not like just like a red light from like a thing but like red light can actually cause hallucinations if like you have like a red light that's just like in your face.

1229
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:52,800
I'm not hallucinating yeah I'm not hallucinating I have a red light that I keep on like as soon as it gets past like seven o'clock at night.

1230
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:56,800
If you put a red light on and you and you cut a ping pong ball in half.

1231
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,800
That's sensory deprivation you're talking about.

1232
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:04,800
But like you can do that and then like just fucking put on white noise and you can hallucinate like within like.

1233
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:05,800
I'm gonna try that.

1234
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:14,800
It takes it takes a little bit more practice than that you'll see you'll see some shit but you gotta yeah it's it's I actually did that and I did have like a.

1235
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:27,800
Kind of out of body experience with no drugs ever I did that when I was in high school me and my buddy did it we sat in my fucking small ass bedroom I was in the bed and he was like laid back reclining in a gaming chair.

1236
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:37,800
And like we kept asking each other in the beginning really you feel anything yet which completely blew you out of it you need to just do nothing for 20 minutes before anything happens.

1237
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,800
Like that's what my office looks like after like eight o'clock at night.

1238
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:41,800
That's like.

1239
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,800
Yeah and that's like a legit 250 dollar red light therapy light.

1240
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,800
Really like yeah.

1241
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,800
It's like a certain wavelength.

1242
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,800
So I bought a sauna.

1243
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:50,800
Sorry go ahead.

1244
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,800
I bought a sauna and it has a red light like therapy thing.

1245
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,800
Oh does it?

1246
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,800
So like it's like a sauna pot.

1247
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,800
It's literally just in my bathroom.

1248
01:12:58,800 --> 01:12:59,800
Oh shit.

1249
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:10,800
And I just sit there and like it's like a steam sauna so I have like a chair and it has like a red light that comes through like a little like like clear plastic thing in the thing and you just fucking sit there.

1250
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,800
For you know however long 15 minutes normally is like what I normally do.

1251
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,800
You are absolutely staring at yourself in the mirror the whole time.

1252
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:24,800
No it's like it's like a black like curtain.

1253
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:30,800
No but you sit there and you're like this and like you're just sitting in there and like you just have a red light.

1254
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:33,800
So it's like completely black.

1255
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,800
But then like there's just like a red tinge to everything that you can like see.

1256
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:43,800
And it's just steam and you're sitting in it and you're just like this is actually kind of nice.

1257
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:44,800
I love those kind of vibes dude.

1258
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:51,800
Yeah and like I literally it's in my bathroom and I put like my phone like outside it and I just have it on like a playlist.

1259
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:58,800
But I'm just sitting there and I'm like I just picture a massive like mold infestation in your bathroom closet now because the humidity.

1260
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:02,800
No no no I have a I have like the dehumidifier in my ceiling.

1261
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:07,800
So it's actually it's not even like a thing.

1262
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,800
It's completely self insulated.

1263
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:14,800
It's like almost like a tent like material like throughout it.

1264
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,800
And like the steam just stays in there.

1265
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:22,800
And then I just have my vent going on.

1266
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:27,800
So when I open it up it just gets sucked out through the exhaust fan.

1267
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,800
But it's actually really really nice.

1268
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,800
Like it was 250 bucks for it and I would buy it again.

1269
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,800
I remember as a kid.

1270
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:38,800
I love saunas.

1271
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:43,800
As a kid what we would do for fun when we fucking grew up in the middle of fucking nowhere.

1272
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:53,800
We would sit in a hot parked car for like three hours until we like started throwing up and then we would go cliff jumping and the water felt so amazing.

1273
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:54,800
What?

1274
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,800
Dude that's just that's a country boy living though.

1275
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:57,800
What the fuck is that?

1276
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800
Dude I lived in the country.

1277
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,800
You didn't do that.

1278
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,800
Yeah no it was pretty cool though because you're like oh my god it's so hot I feel so sick.

1279
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,800
Oh shit let's hop in the cold ass water now.

1280
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:14,800
And then you take that dive and you're just like probably brought ourselves within like inches of syncope a couple times.

1281
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,800
You ever try and choke yourself in Masterbeat?

1282
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,800
No.

1283
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:18,800
It's okay.

1284
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,800
I was going to ask or watch you.

1285
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,800
No I want to hear this.

1286
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:22,800
What did you say?

1287
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,800
You ever choke yourself in Masterbeat?

1288
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,800
Never.

1289
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,800
Well not choke yourself but you tie it like kind of a noose kind of thing.

1290
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,800
I had to go to two deaths because of that.

1291
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:31,800
You put it on back.

1292
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,800
Autoerotic asphyxiation.

1293
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,800
Yeah.

1294
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,800
Shit is fucking.

1295
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:36,800
Don't do it.

1296
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,800
It sucks.

1297
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,800
It fucking sucks.

1298
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,800
I would not recommend.

1299
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,800
So Dan you've been in saunas before because I guarantee you have.

1300
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:45,800
Yeah.

1301
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,800
Like you're a fitness guy.

1302
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,800
They're great aren't they?

1303
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:49,800
Oh yeah.

1304
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,800
Like especially the second that you step out of it you're like.

1305
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,800
Well it's like it's free cardio.

1306
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:59,800
You get the same benefits of doing cardio but sitting still.

1307
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,800
It's awesome.

1308
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:01,800
I love it.

1309
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:02,800
I used to go to the one at Vant all the time.

1310
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,800
I do the one over at ABC.

1311
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:09,800
Like after my workout I go into the sauna for 15 minutes and I sit there and I just

1312
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,800
kind of do like a.

1313
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:17,800
Like the first couple times that I did it I could only do it for like five minutes at

1314
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:18,800
most.

1315
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:19,800
And then I eventually started getting into it.

1316
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:20,800
I'm like oh.

1317
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:24,800
Yeah try a parked car in broad daylight next time.

1318
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,800
You'll get similar effects.

1319
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,800
It's still 100 degrees in those things.

1320
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:28,800
Yeah.

1321
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:29,800
Oh no it was.

1322
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,800
We'd be fucking throwing up.

1323
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,800
So Tyler you remind me of looking out at yourself in the mirror.

1324
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,800
It reminded me of when we went on vacation.

1325
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:43,800
Me and Megan went on vacation and we got like a couples.

1326
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,800
It was like a couples room for like you know people on their honeymoons.

1327
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Yeah.

1328
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:53,800
Because it was just like a you know cheap kind of room that we saw.

1329
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,800
But there's like a jacuzzi in it and there's just fucking.

1330
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:57,800
Room.

1331
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,800
No that was different.

1332
01:16:58,800 --> 01:16:59,800
That was in Salem.

1333
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:00,800
This was in the Poconos.

1334
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:05,800
So there's like mirrors on on all four walls and a mirror on the ceiling.

1335
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:06,800
Oh shit.

1336
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:07,800
Mirrors all around the jacuzzi.

1337
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,800
I'm like why is there so many mirrors.

1338
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,800
Megan's like because people want just want to see themselves fucking.

1339
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:13,800
I'm like I don't want to see myself.

1340
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,800
I don't want to look at myself.

1341
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,800
I do not want to look at myself.

1342
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,800
Like can we take these mirrors down.

1343
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:20,800
Really.

1344
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:21,800
You all think that.

1345
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,800
I don't fucking love that setup.

1346
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:24,800
I don't want to fucking.

1347
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,800
Gross gremlin like creatures.

1348
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:27,800
I don't want to.

1349
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,800
Nah man.

1350
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,800
Like even when I was like even when I was like in really good shape.

1351
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,800
I don't want to fucking look at myself.

1352
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,800
Nah bro.

1353
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:34,800
You're a sexist fucking badass.

1354
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,800
Also just imagine just jerking off in a room like that.

1355
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:39,800
That is an ad on the soundboard site.

1356
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,800
Just imagine like jerking off like in a room like hey I.

1357
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,800
You just shame that you must feel.

1358
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,800
You just feel like I can't do this.

1359
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,800
All right I want to jerk off in front of the mirror.

1360
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,800
Like I'll fuck in front of one.

1361
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,800
Yeah.

1362
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:53,800
That shit's fucking awesome.

1363
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,800
I just got a great idea.

1364
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,800
Hear me out.

1365
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,800
I can't believe y'all don't believe that.

1366
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,800
You're talking about auto erotic asphyxiation.

1367
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,800
Blood pressure cuff.

1368
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,800
Right.

1369
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,800
Hear me out.

1370
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:04,800
Hear me out.

1371
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,800
So you don't have to get it in time.

1372
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,800
Yeah you just let it out slowly.

1373
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,800
You're going to use a fucking thigh cough around.

1374
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,800
You get the automatic one.

1375
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:14,800
Automatic so it's.

1376
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:20,800
That's wild.

1377
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,800
I love when I put the.

1378
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,800
Last thing you use the Velcro slightly popping.

1379
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:33,800
I thought I thought you're going to do something along the lines of saying we should have a mirrored tunnel that we all sit in during the podcast.

1380
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,800
What do you think the blood pressure reading would be.

1381
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,800
Pass the fuck out you look it would be like 40 on 10.

1382
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,800
Whoa.

1383
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:48,800
Like wow I was not using my brain.

1384
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:52,800
Like this podcast actually did take off and we did a fucking.

1385
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,800
God help us all.

1386
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,800
And we did a mirror tunnel as the fucking like studio.

1387
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,800
That'd be terrifying for people I think.

1388
01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,800
A mirror tunnel.

1389
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:05,800
Like you like you'd make the entire thing like a like a domed mirror like throughout the whole fucking thing.

1390
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,800
Just a freak fucking guest out.

1391
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:08,800
Oh boy.

1392
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:12,800
And like have like like the same like blinking like different color lights.

1393
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,800
So we're just like yeah this is fucking scary.

1394
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:16,800
I think we got to do a live episode.

1395
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,800
Try and get some phone calls.

1396
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:19,800
That would be fun.

1397
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:23,800
We have an audience for that but.

1398
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:24,800
All right let's take a break.

1399
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,800
Can't even get a fucking email dude.

1400
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,800
We'll be back.

1401
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:30,800
Old dead mouse.

1402
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:31,800
Untitled podcast.

1403
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:44,800
See you.

1404
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,800
Welcome back to Untitled podcast.

1405
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:50,800
Welcome to Jeopardy.

1406
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,800
Your host Alex Trebek.

1407
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,800
We got all your three contestants back.

1408
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,800
Here with your.

1409
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:58,800
I got this.

1410
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,800
12 time winner Daniel the vitamin man.

1411
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:02,800
Oh yeah.

1412
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,800
And the vitamin man.

1413
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,800
Three time winner the Trace Ali man.

1414
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,800
The Trace A.

1415
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,800
25 time winner Tyler.

1416
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,800
Half a century.

1417
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:16,800
Quarter century.

1418
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:20,800
Let's go.

1419
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:21,800
God.

1420
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Tyler's.

1421
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,800
You guys got to fucking come back.

1422
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:26,800
Fucking.

1423
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,800
The throne.

1424
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:29,800
I was so close.

1425
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:30,800
Dan.

1426
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:31,800
I almost won the last time.

1427
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:32,800
I listened.

1428
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:37,800
The only one I would have got is the three from Sarah Bell and the brain stem question.

1429
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,800
Because it's part of my job.

1430
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,800
But all the other ones I would have been fucked on.

1431
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:43,800
I should have got that one too.

1432
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,800
I was kind of mad at myself for not getting it.

1433
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,800
That's a tough question.

1434
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,800
I if I didn't have to use that in practice every day.

1435
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,800
I would have gotten it wrong.

1436
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,800
Tell me how I was actually kind of confident on my Jackson five answer.

1437
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:58,800
I said the same thing.

1438
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,800
I said the same thing.

1439
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,800
I kind of thought.

1440
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:04,800
I heard that I was like oh my God.

1441
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,800
That might fucking.

1442
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,800
Be real.

1443
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,800
Yeah.

1444
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,800
I was not thinking of that at all.

1445
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,800
Dude.

1446
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:13,800
All right.

1447
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,800
You got categories today.

1448
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,800
Yeah.

1449
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,800
Hats off.

1450
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,800
Musical hometowns.

1451
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,800
Numerology.

1452
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,800
Signs of the zodiac.

1453
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:24,800
Hot ones.

1454
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:26,800
And what do I stand for.

1455
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:30,800
I predict a loss for me today.

1456
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:31,800
I was the one last night.

1457
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:32,800
Yes I did.

1458
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,800
Yes I did.

1459
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,800
First pick there chief.

1460
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,800
Give me the things again.

1461
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:40,800
Hats off.

1462
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:41,800
Musical hometowns.

1463
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:42,800
Numerology.

1464
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,800
Signs of the zodiac.

1465
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,800
Hot ones.

1466
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,800
And what do I stand for.

1467
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,800
Let's do what do I stand for.

1468
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:50,800
For 200.

1469
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:53,800
The M in CD-ROM.

1470
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:54,800
The M.

1471
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,800
Yeah.

1472
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,800
In.

1473
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,800
What is media.

1474
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,800
Incorrect.

1475
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:01,800
Oh fuck.

1476
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,800
What is memory.

1477
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:04,800
Memory.

1478
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:05,800
Oh shit.

1479
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,800
Ali Mac.

1480
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,800
Damn.

1481
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,800
Keep it going.

1482
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:10,800
400.

1483
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:14,800
R in DPRK.

1484
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:18,800
What the fuck.

1485
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,800
The R in DPRK.

1486
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,800
No.

1487
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:23,800
Nobody.

1488
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,800
The Republic.

1489
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,800
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

1490
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:28,800
Oh shit.

1491
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:29,800
Yeah fuck.

1492
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,800
I didn't I didn't I didn't recognize the acronym at first.

1493
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:33,800
Now I feel like an idiot.

1494
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:34,800
Ali Macs.

1495
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:35,800
Keep it going.

1496
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,800
600.

1497
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,800
I in IED.

1498
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:40,800
Improvised.

1499
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:41,800
Yeah.

1500
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,800
You're quick with that one.

1501
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,800
I thought it was IUD for a second.

1502
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,800
I was going to be like.

1503
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:49,800
I still I wouldn't know what that is.

1504
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:50,800
Eternal I think.

1505
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:51,800
Oh.

1506
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,800
Semination.

1507
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:53,800
Daniel.

1508
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:54,800
Semination.

1509
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:55,800
I like this category.

1510
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:56,800
Let's keep going.

1511
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,800
800.

1512
01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:02,800
You can wager up 2000.

1513
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,800
What do I have?

1514
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:06,800
400.

1515
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:07,800
I haven't even buzzed in yet.

1516
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:08,800
I'll wager.

1517
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,800
This is like 200.

1518
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:16,800
Damn I was going to say this is a good category to go big with.

1519
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:17,800
All right.

1520
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:18,800
200.

1521
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,800
The T in NATO.

1522
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:22,800
North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

1523
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:23,800
Treaty.

1524
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:24,800
Correct.

1525
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:25,800
All right.

1526
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,800
A couple free points there.

1527
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,800
Do I get the question too?

1528
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:33,800
Or like how many points do I get?

1529
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,800
You get 200.

1530
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:35,800
You bet 200.

1531
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:36,800
Oh that's it.

1532
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:37,800
OK.

1533
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,800
And you want the last one?

1534
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,800
Yeah.

1535
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,800
The F in GIF.

1536
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:49,800
I actually don't know what it is.

1537
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:50,800
What is format?

1538
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:51,800
Yes.

1539
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,800
Oh shit.

1540
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:53,800
Did I lose any points?

1541
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:57,800
I don't think you didn't say anything did you?

1542
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:58,800
OK no.

1543
01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,800
Yeah baby.

1544
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:00,800
All right.

1545
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,800
Ali Max.

1546
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:02,800
Ali Max lead.

1547
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,800
You got hats off.

1548
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,800
Musical hometowns.

1549
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:06,800
Numerology.

1550
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,800
Hat's off.

1551
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,800
Tyler's letting these guys win.

1552
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:11,800
What did you want?

1553
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,800
Hats off.

1554
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:13,800
200.

1555
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:22,320
This Cold War era president was the last to wear a top hat to his inauguration.

1556
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,840
No way.

1557
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:24,840
Not him.

1558
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:25,840
Time it out.

1559
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:26,840
What is Ronald Reagan?

1560
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:27,840
Nope.

1561
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:28,840
That's what I said it can't be him.

1562
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:29,840
I think it's Nixon but I'm not sure.

1563
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:30,840
I don't know.

1564
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:31,840
I don't know.

1565
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:32,840
I don't know.

1566
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:33,840
I don't know.

1567
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:34,840
I don't know.

1568
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:35,840
I don't know.

1569
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:36,840
I don't know.

1570
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:37,840
I don't know.

1571
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:38,840
I don't know.

1572
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:39,840
I don't know.

1573
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,840
That would be JFK.

1574
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:41,840
JFK wore a fucking top hat?

1575
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,340
I could just picture Ronald Reagan wearing a top hat.

1576
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:45,340
He would have been my guess.

1577
01:24:45,340 --> 01:24:46,840
He would have been sick, just not that sick.

1578
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:47,840
He would have looked at a top hat.

1579
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,080
And he fucking took it off and they were like it was like a controversy because he was like

1580
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,080
fuck the top hat.

1581
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:53,080
We don't need to do this anymore.

1582
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:57,320
Dude if I ever became president I'm bringing it back.

1583
01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:58,740
I'm bringing it back.

1584
01:24:58,740 --> 01:24:59,740
Ali Max been.

1585
01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,320
Keep it going.

1586
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,320
400.

1587
01:25:02,320 --> 01:25:04,880
This hat may be better known as a Russian fur hat.

1588
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:05,880
Oh shit.

1589
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:10,160
Oh shit. I know what the fuck it- I know what it is. No, no, it's not that. Um...

1590
01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:16,520
Fuck. I just call it the Russian hats. No, it has a name. Oh my god. I fucking know it too.

1591
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:21,240
I'm gonna feel like such an asshole. I'm just gonna put this down. I haven't paused it yet.

1592
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:27,840
Are you playing the zero game today?

1593
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,560
All right, that's uh, Ushanka. Fuck!

1594
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:36,380
Wouldn't have gotten that. I knew it. I fucking did know that. Is my- okay, my buzzer works.

1595
01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:37,880
I'll be back.

1596
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:40,420
Just make it sick. Keep it going. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1597
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:49,040
600. Hold on, never again. This hat most popular for men in the early 20th century may get you called a neckbeard today.

1598
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:51,040
This is fedora. Fedora.

1599
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:51,540
Yep.

1600
01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:54,540
My god. My- wait, what was that?

1601
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:56,540
It might get you called a neckbeard today.

1602
01:25:56,540 --> 01:25:58,540
Neckbeard? Yeah, dude.

1603
01:25:58,540 --> 01:26:00,540
What is that?

1604
01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:02,540
Have you heard that before?

1605
01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:04,540
Yeah, redders, dude.

1606
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,540
Some guy who thinks that they're super intellectual.

1607
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:09,540
It's like a hipster, like, fucking nerdy guy.

1608
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:11,540
It's like a fat hipster nerd.

1609
01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:13,540
Probably has a ponytail.

1610
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:16,540
Probably has a ponytail. The neckbeard's like, with her shitty hair like, here.

1611
01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:20,540
Because he can't grow it like here, so he just gets like the shitty- yeah.

1612
01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:22,540
Tyler's big.

1613
01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:24,540
What were the categories again?

1614
01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:28,540
Hats off. Musical hometowns, numerology, signs of the zodiac, and-

1615
01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:30,540
Let's do musical hometowns for a thousand.

1616
01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:32,540
Thousand?

1617
01:26:32,540 --> 01:26:34,540
Leonard Skinnerd.

1618
01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:36,540
Ah, fuck.

1619
01:26:36,540 --> 01:26:38,540
I don't know.

1620
01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:40,540
Leonard Skinnerd.

1621
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:42,540
Don't answer there. Anyone else?

1622
01:26:42,540 --> 01:26:44,540
Pronounced Leonard Skinnerd.

1623
01:26:44,540 --> 01:26:46,540
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1624
01:26:48,540 --> 01:26:50,540
Don't- you're gonna go a thousand in the hole.

1625
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:52,540
I feel like you're about to take a pot shot out here.

1626
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,540
Am I? Should I just do it?

1627
01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:56,540
I don't think you should, no.

1628
01:26:56,540 --> 01:26:58,540
I'm gonna say somewhere in fucking Alabama.

1629
01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:00,540
Yeah, they have a song from Alabama.

1630
01:27:00,540 --> 01:27:02,540
Tyler's big.

1631
01:27:02,540 --> 01:27:04,540
Keep it going with that. We'll go 800.

1632
01:27:04,540 --> 01:27:06,540
800, slipknot.

1633
01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:08,540
I know, I know where- what state they're from.

1634
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:10,540
Does that count?

1635
01:27:10,540 --> 01:27:12,540
Or is it-

1636
01:27:12,540 --> 01:27:14,540
It's hometown.

1637
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:16,540
I know it's state.

1638
01:27:16,540 --> 01:27:18,540
I know it's state.

1639
01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:20,540
I know it's state.

1640
01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:22,540
I know it's state.

1641
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:24,540
I know it's state.

1642
01:27:24,540 --> 01:27:26,540
I know it's state they're from.

1643
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:28,540
Where does it start?

1644
01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:32,540
Is it a popular, like, place?

1645
01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:34,540
You can't quiz me about what the answer is.

1646
01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:38,540
Let's time it out.

1647
01:27:38,540 --> 01:27:40,540
Take it a hint, dude.

1648
01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:42,540
It's in Iowa.

1649
01:27:42,540 --> 01:27:44,540
Tyler's big.

1650
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:46,540
We'll do that for- what's the next- highest?

1651
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:48,540
600. Nirvana.

1652
01:27:48,540 --> 01:27:50,540
Oh shit.

1653
01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:52,540
I think it's-

1654
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:54,540
Eh.

1655
01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:56,540
It's Los Angeles, California?

1656
01:27:56,540 --> 01:27:58,540
Nope. That would've been my guess.

1657
01:27:58,540 --> 01:28:00,540
That would've been my guess.

1658
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,540
No, really?

1659
01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:04,540
Seattle, Washington. Really?

1660
01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:06,540
That makes sense.

1661
01:28:06,540 --> 01:28:08,540
Tyler's big.

1662
01:28:08,540 --> 01:28:10,540
We'll go with that.

1663
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,540
Let's clear this one out. 400, Led Zeppelin.

1664
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:16,540
America!

1665
01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:20,540
Well, then I said so.

1666
01:28:20,540 --> 01:28:22,540
No!

1667
01:28:22,540 --> 01:28:24,540
No.

1668
01:28:24,540 --> 01:28:26,540
London.

1669
01:28:26,540 --> 01:28:28,540
I guess we'll finish off this guy.

1670
01:28:28,540 --> 01:28:30,540
I thought it was the United Kingdom.

1671
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:32,540
200, Post Malone.

1672
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:34,540
Syracuse, New York.

1673
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:36,540
Damn.

1674
01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:38,540
Tyler, you got

1675
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:40,540
hats off, numerology,

1676
01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:42,540
signs of the zodiac, and hot ones.

1677
01:28:42,540 --> 01:28:44,540
Let's do signs of the zodiac, I guess.

1678
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,540
200, from 1986

1679
01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:48,540
to 2019,

1680
01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:50,540
this was a car model made by

1681
01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:52,540
Ford.

1682
01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:54,540
It's a Taurus.

1683
01:28:54,540 --> 01:28:56,540
Nice!

1684
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,540
That was good, Tyler!

1685
01:28:58,540 --> 01:29:00,540
Signs of the zodiac.

1686
01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,540
400, song by

1687
01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:04,540
My Chemical Romance, covered by

1688
01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:06,540
21 Pilots.

1689
01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:08,540
Fuck, dude!

1690
01:29:08,540 --> 01:29:10,540
I was literally

1691
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:12,540
cunt hair away from pressing the button.

1692
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:14,540
Signs of the zodiac.

1693
01:29:14,540 --> 01:29:16,540
600, from

1694
01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:18,540
lyrics to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana,

1695
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:20,540
she eyes me like this zodiac

1696
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:22,540
sign when I am weak.

1697
01:29:28,540 --> 01:29:30,540
What is Pisces?

1698
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:32,540
Pisces!

1699
01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:34,540
Damn! I was trying to go through

1700
01:29:34,540 --> 01:29:36,540
the whole song to get to it, and I couldn't

1701
01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:38,540
get there fast enough.

1702
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,540
Why was that so muted? Did you guys hear that?

1703
01:29:40,540 --> 01:29:42,540
No, because you were holding it like this.

1704
01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:44,540
Oh, okay.

1705
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:46,540
Keep it going.

1706
01:29:46,540 --> 01:29:48,540
800, represented by the twins

1707
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:50,540
Castor and Pollux.

1708
01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:52,540
What is Gemini?

1709
01:29:52,540 --> 01:29:54,540
Yell.

1710
01:29:54,540 --> 01:29:56,540
Damn. What? Gemini's twins.

1711
01:29:56,540 --> 01:29:58,540
That was a fucking wash for me!

1712
01:29:58,540 --> 01:30:00,540
Tyler's play.

1713
01:30:00,540 --> 01:30:02,540
We'll finish off that category.

1714
01:30:02,540 --> 01:30:04,540
1000, represented by the scales

1715
01:30:04,540 --> 01:30:06,540
of Justice. What is Libra?

1716
01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:08,540
Shit!

1717
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:10,540
I thought it would be a lion.

1718
01:30:10,540 --> 01:30:12,540
I'm a Libra, bro.

1719
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:14,540
It's the only reason I knew that.

1720
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,540
The only reason I got the Taurus is because I am a Taurus.

1721
01:30:16,540 --> 01:30:18,540
Dude, this chick used to drive one of

1722
01:30:18,540 --> 01:30:20,540
those in my old, blacker place,

1723
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:22,540
and we called it the Clitoris.

1724
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:24,540
The Clitoris? That's awesome.

1725
01:30:24,540 --> 01:30:26,540
You got hats off, numerology,

1726
01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:28,540
and heart pounding out of that.

1727
01:30:28,540 --> 01:30:30,540
What are the scores? What are the scores?

1728
01:30:30,540 --> 01:30:32,540
Give me the fucking... Daniel's got 400, Tyler's

1729
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:34,540
got 1600, Alimax got

1730
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:36,540
2800. Wow.

1731
01:30:36,540 --> 01:30:38,540
I'm never coming back from this!

1732
01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:40,540
In the lead!

1733
01:30:40,540 --> 01:30:42,540
I just haven't been bombing in that much.

1734
01:30:42,540 --> 01:30:44,540
I'm trembling right now.

1735
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:46,540
Don't choke.

1736
01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:48,540
Fuck.

1737
01:30:48,540 --> 01:30:50,540
I'm sending the fucking

1738
01:30:50,540 --> 01:30:52,540
thing flying over here.

1739
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:54,540
Don't choke, dude.

1740
01:30:54,540 --> 01:30:56,540
What are the categories?

1741
01:30:56,540 --> 01:30:58,540
Hats off, numerology, and heart ones.

1742
01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:00,540
Hats off.

1743
01:31:00,540 --> 01:31:02,540
800. Red felt hat

1744
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:04,540
with tassel, most associated with

1745
01:31:04,540 --> 01:31:06,540
the Ottoman Empire. What is a fez?

1746
01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:08,540
Is that really what the fuck it's called?

1747
01:31:08,540 --> 01:31:10,540
I should fucking know that.

1748
01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:12,540
I know it's from the game, the game

1749
01:31:12,540 --> 01:31:14,540
fez. With the fucking monkey hat?

1750
01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:16,540
Yeah, the monkey hat.

1751
01:31:16,540 --> 01:31:18,540
Is there any left in the hat?

1752
01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:20,540
Yeah, a thousand. I'll do the hat.

1753
01:31:20,540 --> 01:31:22,540
Small brimless hat, worn

1754
01:31:22,540 --> 01:31:24,540
primarily in the Jewish community.

1755
01:31:24,540 --> 01:31:26,540
What is a yarmulke?

1756
01:31:26,540 --> 01:31:28,540
Yarmulke. Yes!

1757
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:30,540
Here you go, Dan.

1758
01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:32,540
Coming back! You got numerology

1759
01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:34,540
and heart ones.

1760
01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:36,540
Heart ones.

1761
01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,540
200.

1762
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,540
The boot jiloka

1763
01:31:40,540 --> 01:31:42,540
at 1 million Scoville is known by this

1764
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,540
spooky name.

1765
01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:46,540
What's ghost pepper?

1766
01:31:46,540 --> 01:31:48,540
I should have had that.

1767
01:31:48,540 --> 01:31:50,540
I thought it was going to be

1768
01:31:50,540 --> 01:31:52,540
pepper X. I thought so.

1769
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:54,540
Tyler's.

1770
01:31:54,540 --> 01:31:56,540
Next one.

1771
01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:58,540
For 400.

1772
01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:02,540
You got 2600.

1773
01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:04,540
That's Alimak score?

1774
01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:06,540
2800.

1775
01:32:06,540 --> 01:32:08,540
Let's make it a true daily double because I'm not really

1776
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:10,540
feeling it today.

1777
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:12,540
Oh my god bro, why?

1778
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,540
Risked in 2600. Please get this wrong.

1779
01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:16,540
Native to Trinidad, this pepper

1780
01:32:16,540 --> 01:32:18,540
can reach a heat up to 2 million Scoville.

1781
01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:20,540
To Trinidad?

1782
01:32:20,540 --> 01:32:22,540
Yup.

1783
01:32:22,540 --> 01:32:24,540
2 million Scoville,

1784
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,540
hotter than the ghost. Hotter than the ghost

1785
01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:28,540
pepper. What's pepper X?

1786
01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:30,540
I'm just going to go with. It says

1787
01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:32,540
pepper X.

1788
01:32:32,540 --> 01:32:34,540
It could be the scorpion pepper.

1789
01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:36,540
I thought this

1790
01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:38,540
It's hotter than the ghost pepper?

1791
01:32:38,540 --> 01:32:40,540
Holy shit.

1792
01:32:40,540 --> 01:32:42,540
Dude, he would have just blown that game wide open

1793
01:32:42,540 --> 01:32:44,540
there if he got that. Oh my god.

1794
01:32:44,540 --> 01:32:46,540
That was a ballsy move.

1795
01:32:46,540 --> 01:32:48,540
I give you credit for that Tyler.

1796
01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:50,540
I would have done the same fucking thing.

1797
01:32:50,540 --> 01:32:52,540
I'm not really feeling it today. I'm not doing

1798
01:32:52,540 --> 01:32:54,540
You mean bro, you were 200 behind me

1799
01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:56,540
and you're not feeling it tonight. I'm not feeling it tonight.

1800
01:32:56,540 --> 01:32:58,540
I'm not like super into it.

1801
01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:00,540
Yeah, you're not really going to win. Tyler's just going to

1802
01:33:00,540 --> 01:33:02,540
win. Oh yeah.

1803
01:33:02,540 --> 01:33:04,540
I knew all of them. I just didn't want

1804
01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:06,540
to buzz in. It was like way too much

1805
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:08,540
effort actually.

1806
01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:10,540
Fuck it, we'll keep doing that.

1807
01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:12,540
Hot one, 600.

1808
01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:14,540
This hybrid of the Carolina Reaper and

1809
01:33:14,540 --> 01:33:16,540
pepper X.

1810
01:33:16,540 --> 01:33:18,540
Uh, nevermind.

1811
01:33:18,540 --> 01:33:20,540
This hybrid of the Carolina Reaper and

1812
01:33:20,540 --> 01:33:22,540
pepper X sounds as if it might fake

1813
01:33:22,540 --> 01:33:24,540
the moon landing.

1814
01:33:26,540 --> 01:33:28,540
No, I don't think

1815
01:33:28,540 --> 01:33:30,540
you guys are going to know this. Apollo

1816
01:33:30,540 --> 01:33:32,540
pepper. Oh, I did know that!

1817
01:33:32,540 --> 01:33:34,540
Fuck me. I was thinking

1818
01:33:34,540 --> 01:33:36,540
like government. What the fuck is it?

1819
01:33:36,540 --> 01:33:38,540
Of course it's Apollo. It's on one of the

1820
01:33:38,540 --> 01:33:40,540
hot sauces we had down here at one point.

1821
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:42,540
Fuck me. We'll do the next one then.

1822
01:33:42,540 --> 01:33:44,540
800. Frank's Red

1823
01:33:44,540 --> 01:33:46,540
Hot is made from these kind of hot peppers.

1824
01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:50,540
What is cayenne? Yes.

1825
01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:52,540
Damn.

1826
01:33:52,540 --> 01:33:54,540
Damn.

1827
01:33:54,540 --> 01:33:56,540
What was that for? That was for 800.

1828
01:33:56,540 --> 01:33:58,540
Shit dude.

1829
01:33:58,540 --> 01:34:00,540
God damn it.

1830
01:34:00,540 --> 01:34:02,540
Dan, you were putting this thing through

1831
01:34:02,540 --> 01:34:04,540
the rain tonight dude.

1832
01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:06,540
It's just so short.

1833
01:34:06,540 --> 01:34:08,540
Buzzer is going flying.

1834
01:34:08,540 --> 01:34:10,540
Wait, I'm tangled. Hold up.

1835
01:34:10,540 --> 01:34:12,540
Technical difficulties.

1836
01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:14,540
This show sucks. Yeah it does.

1837
01:34:14,540 --> 01:34:16,540
Alright, let's get it going.

1838
01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:18,540
You want hot ones for a thousand?

1839
01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:20,540
For a thousand.

1840
01:34:20,540 --> 01:34:22,540
Jesse originally

1841
01:34:22,540 --> 01:34:24,540
put this spice into it. What is chili pepper?

1842
01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:26,540
Yes.

1843
01:34:26,540 --> 01:34:28,540
Jesus. Fuck.

1844
01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:30,540
What the fuck did you have in there?

1845
01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:32,540
Jesse put the spice into his meth and breaking bad

1846
01:34:32,540 --> 01:34:34,540
to give it a distinct kick.

1847
01:34:34,540 --> 01:34:36,540
Fucking electric tonight dude.

1848
01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:38,540
Jesus Christ.

1849
01:34:38,540 --> 01:34:40,540
Why did he put it in his fucking meth?

1850
01:34:40,540 --> 01:34:42,540
Chili Pea!

1851
01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:44,540
That's my fucking signature.

1852
01:34:44,540 --> 01:34:46,540
You got the entire category

1853
01:34:46,540 --> 01:34:48,540
for numerology.

1854
01:34:48,540 --> 01:34:50,540
Oh my god. 200.

1855
01:34:50,540 --> 01:34:52,540
200.

1856
01:34:52,540 --> 01:34:54,540
8 score and 1 year ago, Lincoln

1857
01:34:54,540 --> 01:34:56,540
delivered the Gettysburg address making a score

1858
01:34:56,540 --> 01:34:58,540
this many years.

1859
01:34:58,540 --> 01:35:00,540
Wait. No. Back it out.

1860
01:35:02,540 --> 01:35:04,540
Can you say it again?

1861
01:35:04,540 --> 01:35:06,540
8 score and 1 year ago, Lincoln

1862
01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:08,540
delivered the Gettysburg

1863
01:35:08,540 --> 01:35:10,540
address making a score this many years.

1864
01:35:10,540 --> 01:35:12,540
8 score and 1 year

1865
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,540
would be 80 years.

1866
01:35:14,540 --> 01:35:16,540
81 years.

1867
01:35:16,540 --> 01:35:18,540
No.

1868
01:35:18,540 --> 01:35:20,540
Yeah, me and Vance bro.

1869
01:35:20,540 --> 01:35:22,540
Yeah, me and Vance bro.

1870
01:35:22,540 --> 01:35:24,540
Casey, can I get that vape?

1871
01:35:24,540 --> 01:35:26,540
I'm stressed now.

1872
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:28,540
That would be 20 years.

1873
01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:30,540
What the fuck?

1874
01:35:30,540 --> 01:35:32,540
I thought it was 4 score. No, I said 8 score

1875
01:35:32,540 --> 01:35:34,540
and 1 year ago, Lincoln gave

1876
01:35:34,540 --> 01:35:36,540
the Gettysburg address.

1877
01:35:36,540 --> 01:35:38,540
I thought 8 score

1878
01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:40,540
was going to be my answer.

1879
01:35:40,540 --> 01:35:42,540
I'm so glad I did.

1880
01:35:42,540 --> 01:35:44,540
Go Ali Max pick.

1881
01:35:44,540 --> 01:35:46,540
Keep it going down the road.

1882
01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:48,540
400. Super Bowl XL

1883
01:35:48,540 --> 01:35:50,540
played in 2006 is better known to the

1884
01:35:50,540 --> 01:35:52,540
non-Romans as this number.

1885
01:35:52,540 --> 01:35:54,540
XL

1886
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,540
which is 60.

1887
01:35:56,540 --> 01:35:58,540
Extra large.

1888
01:35:58,540 --> 01:36:00,540
Incorrect.

1889
01:36:00,540 --> 01:36:02,540
What is 50?

1890
01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:04,540
50 incorrect.

1891
01:36:06,540 --> 01:36:08,540
XL.

1892
01:36:08,540 --> 01:36:10,540
It's not

1893
01:36:10,540 --> 01:36:12,540
60?

1894
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:14,540
It's not 60. Are you answering 60

1895
01:36:14,540 --> 01:36:16,540
again? I don't think Super Bowl 60

1896
01:36:16,540 --> 01:36:18,540
has happened yet. It's almost happening.

1897
01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:20,540
Wait, XL?

1898
01:36:20,540 --> 01:36:22,540
It happened in 2006.

1899
01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:24,540
What?

1900
01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:26,540
You said it happened in 2006,

1901
01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:28,540
Dave. What is 30?

1902
01:36:28,540 --> 01:36:30,540
30 incorrect.

1903
01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:34,540
It's 40? 40 correct.

1904
01:36:34,540 --> 01:36:36,540
Let's go.

1905
01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:38,540
What's Tyler's score now?

1906
01:36:38,540 --> 01:36:40,540
Negative 800. Let's go.

1907
01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:42,540
What the fuck is going on?

1908
01:36:42,540 --> 01:36:44,540
Let's go for 1000.

1909
01:36:44,540 --> 01:36:46,540
1000.

1910
01:36:50,540 --> 01:36:52,540
Can I bet? You give these guys

1911
01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,540
special things.

1912
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:56,540
How many wins do you have Tyler?

1913
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:58,540
25.

1914
01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:00,540
I just wanted to hear that.

1915
01:37:00,540 --> 01:37:02,540
Tyler's got

1916
01:37:02,540 --> 01:37:04,540
negative 100. Let's give him up to 1800

1917
01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:06,540
to bet.

1918
01:37:06,540 --> 01:37:08,540
I'll bet it all.

1919
01:37:08,540 --> 01:37:10,540
This is gay.

1920
01:37:10,540 --> 01:37:12,540
The number of degrees, the angles of a

1921
01:37:12,540 --> 01:37:14,540
triangle add up to

1922
01:37:14,540 --> 01:37:16,540
what's 90?

1923
01:37:16,540 --> 01:37:18,540
No.

1924
01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:20,540
That would be 180.

1925
01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:24,540
Why did you just fire

1926
01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:26,540
from the hip on that?

1927
01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:28,540
I just thought, I thought

1928
01:37:28,540 --> 01:37:30,540
I remembered the right triangle.

1929
01:37:30,540 --> 01:37:32,540
If you think of a triangle

1930
01:37:32,540 --> 01:37:34,540
and one could have 90 degree angle

1931
01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:36,540
it can have

1932
01:37:36,540 --> 01:37:38,540
two right angles.

1933
01:37:38,540 --> 01:37:40,540
But it could definitely have one.

1934
01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:42,540
So you know it's at least more than 90.

1935
01:37:42,540 --> 01:37:44,540
Nah dude, it's 90.

1936
01:37:44,540 --> 01:37:46,540
Tyler's got numerology

1937
01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:48,540
for 600.

1938
01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:50,540
Let's fucking do it.

1939
01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:52,540
The product of 83 times 9,

1940
01:37:52,540 --> 01:37:54,540
also an aircraft.

1941
01:37:54,540 --> 01:37:56,540
What's 787?

1942
01:37:56,540 --> 01:37:58,540
What?

1943
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:00,540
787?

1944
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:02,540
747.

1945
01:38:02,540 --> 01:38:04,540
Yeah!

1946
01:38:04,540 --> 01:38:06,540
I mean 787 is also a plane.

1947
01:38:06,540 --> 01:38:08,540
How many points?

1948
01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:10,540
What?

1949
01:38:10,540 --> 01:38:12,540
You got 600 for that.

1950
01:38:12,540 --> 01:38:14,540
Nice, nice.

1951
01:38:14,540 --> 01:38:16,540
Last one Daniel.

1952
01:38:16,540 --> 01:38:18,540
800. The number of red stripes

1953
01:38:18,540 --> 01:38:20,540
on the American flag.

1954
01:38:20,540 --> 01:38:22,540
What is 14?

1955
01:38:22,540 --> 01:38:24,540
No.

1956
01:38:24,540 --> 01:38:26,540
What is

1957
01:38:26,540 --> 01:38:28,540
12?

1958
01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:30,540
It's not 12, it's

1959
01:38:30,540 --> 01:38:32,540
7.

1960
01:38:32,540 --> 01:38:34,540
7? Yes.

1961
01:38:34,540 --> 01:38:36,540
It's 13.

1962
01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:38,540
There's a...

1963
01:38:38,540 --> 01:38:40,540
It's 13 total.

1964
01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:42,540
Motherfucker.

1965
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:44,540
Motherfucker.

1966
01:38:44,540 --> 01:38:46,540
This is fucking crazy.

1967
01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:48,540
Tyler's got negative 2400.

1968
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:50,540
Daniel's got 1000.

1969
01:38:50,540 --> 01:38:52,540
Aliwaq's got 4600.

1970
01:38:52,540 --> 01:38:54,540
Damn!

1971
01:38:54,540 --> 01:38:56,540
Try not to choke this out.

1972
01:38:56,540 --> 01:38:58,540
I'm gonna bet it all!

1973
01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:04,540
Okay.

1974
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:06,540
I believe I've already won.

1975
01:39:06,540 --> 01:39:08,540
I'm not fucking my numbers up.

1976
01:39:08,540 --> 01:39:10,540
I've already won as long as I don't blow out the wager.

1977
01:39:10,540 --> 01:39:12,540
Maybe Aliwaq.

1978
01:39:12,540 --> 01:39:14,540
Category is American history.

1979
01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:20,540
Wow, thank god I fucking got my points early.

1980
01:39:20,540 --> 01:39:22,540
Holy shit.

1981
01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:24,540
Wait, what were the scores again?

1982
01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:26,540
Tyler's got negative 2400.

1983
01:39:26,540 --> 01:39:28,540
Daniel's got 1000.

1984
01:39:28,540 --> 01:39:30,540
You got 4600.

1985
01:39:30,540 --> 01:39:32,540
Okay.

1986
01:39:32,540 --> 01:39:34,540
That's what I wager.

1987
01:39:38,540 --> 01:39:40,540
Yeah, I'm not really feeling good.

1988
01:39:40,540 --> 01:39:42,540
Congratulations Aliwaq, you'll get a win.

1989
01:39:42,540 --> 01:39:44,540
That isn't assisted.

1990
01:39:46,540 --> 01:39:48,540
Somehow.

1991
01:39:50,540 --> 01:39:52,540
Yeah, this is a crazy turn out.

1992
01:39:52,540 --> 01:39:54,540
I don't know, I actually did kind of good tonight.

1993
01:39:54,540 --> 01:39:56,540
I don't think I got an incorrect answer all night.

1994
01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:58,540
I only got a couple of points.

1995
01:39:58,540 --> 01:40:00,540
I'm not gonna lie.

1996
01:40:00,540 --> 01:40:02,540
I got an incorrect answer all night.

1997
01:40:02,540 --> 01:40:04,540
I only buzzed in for ones I knew.

1998
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:06,540
Damn, that Pisces one fucking got me going.

1999
01:40:06,540 --> 01:40:08,540
I got your wagers.

2000
01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:10,540
Final Jeopardy.

2001
01:40:10,540 --> 01:40:12,540
Name two of the three cities or towns

2002
01:40:12,540 --> 01:40:14,540
that planes crashed into on 9-11.

2003
01:40:22,540 --> 01:40:24,540
How many?

2004
01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:26,540
Two of three.

2005
01:40:26,540 --> 01:40:30,540
Come on.

2006
01:40:30,540 --> 01:40:32,540
Well, we all got the easy one, surely, right?

2007
01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:36,540
I know the state the other one's in.

2008
01:40:36,540 --> 01:40:38,540
I don't fucking...

2009
01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,540
I don't really know why I care,

2010
01:40:40,540 --> 01:40:42,540
to be honest.

2011
01:40:42,540 --> 01:40:44,540
Why you care?

2012
01:40:44,540 --> 01:40:46,540
Yeah, because I mean...

2013
01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:48,540
Should be good here.

2014
01:40:48,540 --> 01:40:50,540
Unless somehow Dan

2015
01:40:50,540 --> 01:40:52,540
quadruples his points.

2016
01:40:52,540 --> 01:40:54,540
If you throw in some twists, I will leave.

2017
01:40:54,540 --> 01:40:56,540
I fight hard for wins.

2018
01:40:56,540 --> 01:40:58,540
No, no.

2019
01:40:58,540 --> 01:41:00,540
You should not listen to a word.

2020
01:41:00,540 --> 01:41:02,540
You should give extra points for getting the third...

2021
01:41:02,540 --> 01:41:04,540
No!

2022
01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:06,540
For getting three.

2023
01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:08,540
Alright, Dan.

2024
01:41:08,540 --> 01:41:10,540
If you get all three, Dan,

2025
01:41:10,540 --> 01:41:12,540
I'll give you 4,000 points.

2026
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:14,540
No!

2027
01:41:14,540 --> 01:41:16,540
No, you don't.

2028
01:41:16,540 --> 01:41:18,540
Yeah, you should.

2029
01:41:18,540 --> 01:41:20,540
That would be amazing.

2030
01:41:20,540 --> 01:41:22,540
I'll give you 3,000 points.

2031
01:41:22,540 --> 01:41:24,540
3,000 points.

2032
01:41:24,540 --> 01:41:26,540
Yeah?

2033
01:41:26,540 --> 01:41:28,540
Wait, how much did I have?

2034
01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:30,540
4,600.

2035
01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,540
Ah!

2036
01:41:42,540 --> 01:41:44,540
Glad we got that out of the way.

2037
01:41:46,540 --> 01:41:48,540
Just had to do a little bit of a screech there.

2038
01:41:48,540 --> 01:41:52,540
Just a little bit of a stim real quick.

2039
01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:56,540
You gotta get three, Dan.

2040
01:41:56,540 --> 01:42:20,540
I know.

2041
01:42:20,540 --> 01:42:22,540
Dan's second.

2042
01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:24,540
Hard about that third one.

2043
01:42:24,540 --> 01:42:26,540
It's not as big of a city as the other ones.

2044
01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:28,540
No, it's like impossible to know.

2045
01:42:28,540 --> 01:42:30,540
I know what state it's in.

2046
01:42:30,540 --> 01:42:32,540
Everybody knows what it's fucking state is.

2047
01:42:32,540 --> 01:42:34,540
Dan gave up on the three.

2048
01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:38,540
Let's see.

2049
01:42:38,540 --> 01:42:40,540
Tyler said New York City and Washington, D.C.

2050
01:42:40,540 --> 01:42:42,540
No.

2051
01:42:42,540 --> 01:42:44,540
Oh shit.

2052
01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:46,540
Nah, it's not where the Pentagon is.

2053
01:42:46,540 --> 01:42:48,540
He bet it all horse cum.

2054
01:42:48,540 --> 01:42:50,540
Yeah, the Pentagon's not in D.C.

2055
01:42:50,540 --> 01:42:52,540
It's in another state, I think.

2056
01:42:52,540 --> 01:42:54,540
Dan said

2057
01:42:54,540 --> 01:42:56,540
It's in Virginia.

2058
01:42:56,540 --> 01:42:58,540
New York and Washington, D.C.

2059
01:42:58,540 --> 01:43:00,540
Oh shit.

2060
01:43:00,540 --> 01:43:02,540
Dan bet a thousand.

2061
01:43:02,540 --> 01:43:04,540
So horse cum is a negative wager.

2062
01:43:04,540 --> 01:43:06,540
So a negative times a negative is positive.

2063
01:43:06,540 --> 01:43:08,540
Dan's down to zero.

2064
01:43:08,540 --> 01:43:10,540
Yeah, but you didn't even get the question.

2065
01:43:10,540 --> 01:43:12,540
Yeah, but it's a negative times a negative.

2066
01:43:12,540 --> 01:43:14,540
It's like dividing by zero.

2067
01:43:14,540 --> 01:43:16,540
I just made an error.

2068
01:43:16,540 --> 01:43:20,540
Ali back to Manhattan and some field in Pennsylvania.

2069
01:43:20,540 --> 01:43:22,540
He bet nothing.

2070
01:43:22,540 --> 01:43:24,540
With our score 4,600.

2071
01:43:24,540 --> 01:43:26,540
Ali back with.

2072
01:43:26,540 --> 01:43:28,540
Yeah, baby!

2073
01:43:28,540 --> 01:43:30,540
You don't see it happen very often.

2074
01:43:30,540 --> 01:43:32,540
There wasn't even any bullshit or your foot.

2075
01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:34,540
That was good.

2076
01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:36,540
I got a bunch of the thousand questions on that.

2077
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:38,540
And it fucking failed me the whole way.

2078
01:43:38,540 --> 01:43:40,540
The answer was New York,

2079
01:43:40,540 --> 01:43:42,540
Arlington, Virginia.

2080
01:43:42,540 --> 01:43:44,540
I was gonna say Arlington.

2081
01:43:44,540 --> 01:43:46,540
Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

2082
01:43:46,540 --> 01:43:48,540
Shanksville?

2083
01:43:48,540 --> 01:43:52,540
I almost put Arlington in there, but then I was like some field in Pennsylvania.

2084
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:54,540
I don't need to answer.

2085
01:43:54,540 --> 01:43:56,540
That was good. That was a solid win, Ali Mack.

2086
01:43:56,540 --> 01:44:00,540
That was actually in Virginia, the Pentagon.

2087
01:44:00,540 --> 01:44:02,540
This is the official coin toss coin.

2088
01:44:02,540 --> 01:44:04,540
I'm the quattro now.

2089
01:44:04,540 --> 01:44:06,540
Ali Mack's fourth win making him the quattro.

2090
01:44:06,540 --> 01:44:08,540
All the Ali Mack fans out there.

2091
01:44:08,540 --> 01:44:10,540
For everything in the story to draw on.

2092
01:44:10,540 --> 01:44:12,540
Heads or tails?

2093
01:44:12,540 --> 01:44:14,540
Heads.

2094
01:44:14,540 --> 01:44:16,540
Heads or tails?

2095
01:44:16,540 --> 01:44:18,540
Heads or tails?

2096
01:44:18,540 --> 01:44:20,540
Well, I mean he already said heads.

2097
01:44:20,540 --> 01:44:22,540
I guess I got tails then.

2098
01:44:22,540 --> 01:44:24,540
There's only two people.

2099
01:44:24,540 --> 01:44:26,540
There's only three people.

2100
01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:28,540
Some heads.

2101
01:44:28,540 --> 01:44:30,540
Tails never fails.

2102
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:32,540
Heads, maybe.

2103
01:44:32,540 --> 01:44:34,540
Give me that.

2104
01:44:34,540 --> 01:44:36,540
That coin is wrong.

2105
01:44:36,540 --> 01:44:38,540
There's no heads or tails.

2106
01:44:38,540 --> 01:44:40,540
I'm still good to talk if you guys are.

2107
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:42,540
If you want to go home, you can do that too.

2108
01:44:42,540 --> 01:44:44,540
Man, I gotta go rub one out.

2109
01:44:44,540 --> 01:44:46,540
It's about that time.

2110
01:44:46,540 --> 01:44:48,540
I'm agreeable with that.

2111
01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:50,540
I'm no good for whatever.

2112
01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:54,540
After that win, maybe I'll just go down to night modes.

2113
01:44:54,540 --> 01:44:56,540
You got an hour left, dude.

2114
01:44:56,540 --> 01:45:03,540
Ali Mack, you actually, Ali Mack, you won so last two times ago, you won a million Shiba Inu.

2115
01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:08,540
And I saw Shiba Inu actually fucking doubled in price last week.

2116
01:45:08,540 --> 01:45:12,540
Wait, you were going to give me like ten bucks worth and I guess I would have got like...

2117
01:45:12,540 --> 01:45:14,540
A million Shiba Inu.

2118
01:45:14,540 --> 01:45:16,540
So how much is that?

2119
01:45:16,540 --> 01:45:18,540
Well, I mean check what it's worth now.

2120
01:45:18,540 --> 01:45:20,540
It went up from fucking, it doubled in price literally.

2121
01:45:20,540 --> 01:45:24,540
I was pissed because I didn't have any.

2122
01:45:24,540 --> 01:45:27,540
I thought you always kept some money in Shiba Inu.

2123
01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:31,540
No, I couldn't buy any Shiba because I'm margin investing.

2124
01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:38,540
When you margin invest, if you buy like risky stocks, it brings down the amount that you can margin invest.

2125
01:45:38,540 --> 01:45:41,540
So Dan, what are you thinking like muscular women?

2126
01:45:41,540 --> 01:45:43,540
Muscular women?

2127
01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:45,540
Yeah.

2128
01:45:45,540 --> 01:45:53,540
Dude, I like women that have some authority.

2129
01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:55,540
What if a girl can bench more than you?

2130
01:45:55,540 --> 01:45:56,540
I don't care.

2131
01:45:56,540 --> 01:45:57,540
You don't care?

2132
01:45:57,540 --> 01:45:58,540
No, it's to a certain point.

2133
01:45:58,540 --> 01:46:00,540
Once it gets to a certain point, it's unattractive.

2134
01:46:00,540 --> 01:46:03,540
What if this bitch is benching fucking four plates?

2135
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:05,540
It depends on what she looks like, man.

2136
01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:10,540
Because there's some women that are really muscular and they're really fucking hot.

2137
01:46:10,540 --> 01:46:12,540
There's ones that look like your gym teacher in high school.

2138
01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:13,540
Yeah, they're fucking rough.

2139
01:46:13,540 --> 01:46:22,540
Do you remember the rant that you went on in the parking lot of Albany Dunkin Donuts about how tall women looked down upon you?

2140
01:46:22,540 --> 01:46:23,540
Did I?

2141
01:46:23,540 --> 01:46:25,540
It was on the first podcast we did.

2142
01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:28,540
That sounds like something I would say.

2143
01:46:28,540 --> 01:46:29,540
I don't remember it.

2144
01:46:29,540 --> 01:46:31,540
I think tall women are real hot actually.

2145
01:46:31,540 --> 01:46:32,540
Yeah.

2146
01:46:32,540 --> 01:46:33,540
I think they're gorgeous.

2147
01:46:33,540 --> 01:46:34,540
Yeah, I agree.

2148
01:46:34,540 --> 01:46:39,540
There's this Instagram model that I found who is seven foot two.

2149
01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:40,540
Holy shit.

2150
01:46:40,540 --> 01:46:43,540
Her legs are like the size of your body, Dan.

2151
01:46:43,540 --> 01:46:44,540
That'd be fucking fun.

2152
01:46:44,540 --> 01:46:50,540
Oh yeah, Angel Reese says she will only date an NBA player over seven feet or some shit.

2153
01:46:50,540 --> 01:46:51,540
Who the fuck is Angel Reese?

2154
01:46:51,540 --> 01:46:54,540
She's like that WNBA player.

2155
01:46:54,540 --> 01:46:57,540
She's kind of like the best one with the kid in Clark.

2156
01:46:57,540 --> 01:47:07,540
Listen, if I fucking, you find a girl who's absolutely fucking a brick shithouse built like a motherfucker, ugly as shit, but you can get a D1 athlete out of that as a child.

2157
01:47:07,540 --> 01:47:09,540
Would you have a kid with her?

2158
01:47:09,540 --> 01:47:16,540
I mean, there's a lot of factors there that are not being addressed.

2159
01:47:16,540 --> 01:47:23,540
You get an NFL fucking first fucking first round draft pick out of this.

2160
01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:25,540
I'm going to give the politically correct answer.

2161
01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:27,540
And I like the girl I have.

2162
01:47:27,540 --> 01:47:29,540
Okay.

2163
01:47:29,540 --> 01:47:32,540
A D1 draft pick.

2164
01:47:32,540 --> 01:47:34,540
That's raking a lot of money.

2165
01:47:34,540 --> 01:47:37,540
You're going to be raking a lot of money.

2166
01:47:37,540 --> 01:47:39,540
I'm going to give them a boring fucking answer to that question I can give you.

2167
01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,540
Your son is going to be a fucking superhero.

2168
01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:43,540
They're going to fucking go to the NBA.

2169
01:47:43,540 --> 01:47:48,540
They're going to be making multi-million dollars a year.

2170
01:47:48,540 --> 01:47:51,540
Yeah, and then your son is a millionaire.

2171
01:47:51,540 --> 01:47:53,540
Yeah, and you're probably getting pegged.

2172
01:47:53,540 --> 01:47:54,540
Yeah.

2173
01:47:54,540 --> 01:47:56,540
That is another factor to it.

2174
01:47:56,540 --> 01:47:58,540
You get millions of dollars, but you got to get pegged.

2175
01:47:58,540 --> 01:47:59,540
It's worth it.

2176
01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:01,540
Well, we know you love that.

2177
01:48:01,540 --> 01:48:03,540
I don't.

2178
01:48:03,540 --> 01:48:05,540
I don't know where this notion ever came from.

2179
01:48:05,540 --> 01:48:08,540
I simply argued that it was not gay.

2180
01:48:08,540 --> 01:48:12,540
And I think Tyler, you were backing me on that too.

2181
01:48:12,540 --> 01:48:15,540
And Beepus was really, really thought it was gay.

2182
01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:16,540
Yeah.

2183
01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:17,540
Yeah.

2184
01:48:17,540 --> 01:48:18,540
So did I.

2185
01:48:18,540 --> 01:48:19,540
I don't know, dude.

2186
01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:20,540
It's just.

2187
01:48:20,540 --> 01:48:22,540
No, you said you might get pegged one time.

2188
01:48:22,540 --> 01:48:24,540
And then you were thinking about it.

2189
01:48:24,540 --> 01:48:26,540
No, no.

2190
01:48:26,540 --> 01:48:27,540
There's more to it.

2191
01:48:27,540 --> 01:48:28,540
That's an off the air story.

2192
01:48:28,540 --> 01:48:30,540
But no, that is not what was.

2193
01:48:30,540 --> 01:48:32,540
No, no, no.

2194
01:48:32,540 --> 01:48:34,540
No, a joke was made once.

2195
01:48:34,540 --> 01:48:37,540
Oh, oh, this isn't the story I remember.

2196
01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:38,540
No, no.

2197
01:48:38,540 --> 01:48:41,540
I think he was fully thinking about getting pegged.

2198
01:48:41,540 --> 01:48:42,540
No.

2199
01:48:42,540 --> 01:48:47,540
This is the story I remember is that you were interested in trying some new things in the

2200
01:48:47,540 --> 01:48:48,540
bedroom.

2201
01:48:48,540 --> 01:48:49,540
No.

2202
01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:50,540
That's exactly how you worded it.

2203
01:48:50,540 --> 01:48:51,540
No.

2204
01:48:51,540 --> 01:48:52,540
Yep.

2205
01:48:52,540 --> 01:48:53,540
Lies.

2206
01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:55,540
I can't even remember, dude.

2207
01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:56,540
Hey, man, look.

2208
01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:58,540
That was what, fucking three years ago now?

2209
01:48:58,540 --> 01:48:59,540
To each his own.

2210
01:48:59,540 --> 01:49:00,540
He's matured.

2211
01:49:00,540 --> 01:49:02,540
He doesn't want to get pegged anymore.

2212
01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:03,540
If that's what you like.

2213
01:49:03,540 --> 01:49:04,540
That's what you like.

2214
01:49:04,540 --> 01:49:05,540
No, no.

2215
01:49:05,540 --> 01:49:08,540
I think I said something along the lines of like, if she wanted to.

2216
01:49:08,540 --> 01:49:11,540
I think I think we have it recorded.

2217
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:15,540
I'm pretty sure that we should do a rewind.

2218
01:49:15,540 --> 01:49:17,540
Actually, no, I remember what I said.

2219
01:49:17,540 --> 01:49:18,540
I said I would do anything.

2220
01:49:18,540 --> 01:49:20,540
I would do anything once.

2221
01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:21,540
That was what I said.

2222
01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:23,540
And that got spun really fucking hard.

2223
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:26,540
So Alex McDonald said he would do anything once.

2224
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:27,540
All right.

2225
01:49:27,540 --> 01:49:31,540
We're going to leave some room right here to pause the podcast.

2226
01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:33,540
Casey's going to pull that up right here.

2227
01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:34,540
All right.

2228
01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:35,540
Insert that here.

2229
01:49:35,540 --> 01:49:38,540
And then we're going to, we're going to talk about it after.

2230
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:42,540
I don't want to, because I don't, I don't agree with that statement anymore.

2231
01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:43,540
I said that.

2232
01:49:43,540 --> 01:49:45,540
Oh, you don't want to know the truth.

2233
01:49:45,540 --> 01:49:47,540
No, I said that at the time.

2234
01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:48,540
All right.

2235
01:49:48,540 --> 01:49:49,540
I would not do everything once.

2236
01:49:49,540 --> 01:49:51,540
I'm less adventurous now.

2237
01:49:51,540 --> 01:49:54,540
Being that I'm the memory of this podcast.

2238
01:49:54,540 --> 01:49:57,540
So Ali back didn't actually talk about on the podcast.

2239
01:49:57,540 --> 01:50:00,540
He texted it in the Facebook group chat.

2240
01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:01,540
It's even worse.

2241
01:50:01,540 --> 01:50:04,540
And so he was thinking about getting pegged by his girlfriend.

2242
01:50:04,540 --> 01:50:05,540
Okay.

2243
01:50:05,540 --> 01:50:06,540
Let's, let's look it up.

2244
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:10,540
And he said, I might go through with it.

2245
01:50:10,540 --> 01:50:11,540
That's what he said.

2246
01:50:11,540 --> 01:50:13,540
That's if I remember correctly.

2247
01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:15,540
I remember talking about it on the air.

2248
01:50:15,540 --> 01:50:18,540
So if that did happen, I don't ever remember.

2249
01:50:18,540 --> 01:50:20,540
We're going to insert that right here.

2250
01:50:20,540 --> 01:50:21,540
All right.

2251
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:22,540
I'll try to find that.

2252
01:50:22,540 --> 01:50:23,540
All right.

2253
01:50:23,540 --> 01:50:26,540
So I'm going to stop pause.

2254
01:50:26,540 --> 01:50:27,540
Okay.

2255
01:50:26,540 --> 01:50:28,540
We're back.

2256
01:50:28,540 --> 01:50:29,540
And we're back.

2257
01:50:29,540 --> 01:50:31,540
Ali back did get big.

2258
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:33,540
In the end, we're going to find out.

2259
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:35,540
I think this is the, this is, this is the new chat.

2260
01:50:35,540 --> 01:50:37,540
So it only goes back to 2023.

2261
01:50:37,540 --> 01:50:43,540
I can go back to the older chats because Casey kept on just making new chats over and over again.

2262
01:50:43,540 --> 01:50:46,540
Oh yeah.

2263
01:50:46,540 --> 01:50:50,540
You know, I just said I'd do anything once.

2264
01:50:50,540 --> 01:50:52,540
And I think I defended that point.

2265
01:50:52,540 --> 01:50:54,540
And now you guys are going to make me look like a fool.

2266
01:50:54,540 --> 01:50:56,540
I think that's what's happening here.

2267
01:50:56,540 --> 01:50:59,540
Anything though, anything.

2268
01:50:59,540 --> 01:51:00,540
That's what I'm saying.

2269
01:51:00,540 --> 01:51:02,540
That's a stupid fucking thing for me to say.

2270
01:51:02,540 --> 01:51:03,540
And that's not true.

2271
01:51:03,540 --> 01:51:04,540
Anything.

2272
01:51:04,540 --> 01:51:08,540
I would like to say, I would also like to say formally, I have not been pegged.

2273
01:51:08,540 --> 01:51:10,540
That has not happened.

2274
01:51:10,540 --> 01:51:11,540
We'll come out and say that.

2275
01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:12,540
Anything.

2276
01:51:12,540 --> 01:51:14,540
And there's a, anything is a lot of things.

2277
01:51:14,540 --> 01:51:16,540
I'm just saying though, that pegging is not fucking gay though.

2278
01:51:16,540 --> 01:51:19,540
I think that that's a weird fucking way to take that.

2279
01:51:19,540 --> 01:51:20,540
I don't.

2280
01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,540
I don't know dude.

2281
01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:24,540
That's an act between a man and a woman.

2282
01:51:24,540 --> 01:51:26,540
Where does the gayness come from that?

2283
01:51:26,540 --> 01:51:30,540
You're talking a lot of shit because you were backing me up too.

2284
01:51:30,540 --> 01:51:31,540
Okay.

2285
01:51:31,540 --> 01:51:33,540
No, I'm still saying pegging is cool.

2286
01:51:33,540 --> 01:51:35,540
I just, I don't care.

2287
01:51:35,540 --> 01:51:36,540
Okay.

2288
01:51:36,540 --> 01:51:38,540
I'm glad you didn't retcon that.

2289
01:51:38,540 --> 01:51:41,540
No, you're like, you're all like, no, no.

2290
01:51:41,540 --> 01:51:42,540
I'm like, yeah, I don't fucking care.

2291
01:51:42,540 --> 01:51:43,540
Pegging is sick.

2292
01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:46,540
If I get pegged by a goth girl, fucking so be it.

2293
01:51:46,540 --> 01:51:47,540
It happens.

2294
01:51:47,540 --> 01:51:48,540
Well, here's my thing.

2295
01:51:48,540 --> 01:51:51,540
I'm just gonna be the only way like that.

2296
01:51:51,540 --> 01:51:54,540
I was going to see like this girl was a 10 and a half like naked.

2297
01:51:54,540 --> 01:51:58,540
Maybe, maybe there you go.

2298
01:51:58,540 --> 01:52:01,540
Dan, there's a maybe and Dan, you think that would be gay.

2299
01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:03,540
It depends on how hot she is, dude.

2300
01:52:03,540 --> 01:52:05,540
It's that effective.

2301
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:07,540
It's gay or straight bro.

2302
01:52:07,540 --> 01:52:08,540
What the fuck?

2303
01:52:08,540 --> 01:52:09,540
It does.

2304
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:10,540
I don't, I don't see.

2305
01:52:10,540 --> 01:52:12,540
I don't understand that.

2306
01:52:12,540 --> 01:52:16,540
Like where does the homosexuality, the attraction to men come in there?

2307
01:52:16,540 --> 01:52:19,540
Like that's, that's, that's what homosexuality is the end of the day.

2308
01:52:19,540 --> 01:52:21,540
So like, where is that coming from?

2309
01:52:21,540 --> 01:52:26,540
I remember I was getting into this conversation or like, well, would it be, would it be gay?

2310
01:52:26,540 --> 01:52:27,540
Yeah.

2311
01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:31,540
If you would it be gay if you had a woman piggy with a strap on the look like a fucking

2312
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:33,540
big black cock.

2313
01:52:33,540 --> 01:52:38,540
Like that, it has to be non cock shaped.

2314
01:52:38,540 --> 01:52:41,540
It may come down to the shape.

2315
01:52:41,540 --> 01:52:42,540
He did.

2316
01:52:42,540 --> 01:52:44,540
Tyler, I think you're onto something there.

2317
01:52:44,540 --> 01:52:46,540
It's not cock shaped.

2318
01:52:46,540 --> 01:52:47,540
This, and then it came down to this.

2319
01:52:47,540 --> 01:52:54,540
What if a dude tucked his own dick in and then wore a strap on and then fucked you with

2320
01:52:54,540 --> 01:52:55,540
it?

2321
01:52:55,540 --> 01:52:56,540
Would that, would that be gay?

2322
01:52:56,540 --> 01:52:58,540
Well, it's the guy doing it.

2323
01:52:58,540 --> 01:53:01,540
Yeah, but it's not a dick, dude.

2324
01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:04,540
Yeah, but it's a dude though.

2325
01:53:04,540 --> 01:53:05,540
It's not, it's, it's not a dick.

2326
01:53:05,540 --> 01:53:07,540
I don't care if it's not a dick.

2327
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:08,540
I see that, babe.

2328
01:53:08,540 --> 01:53:10,540
You guys got me pressed right now.

2329
01:53:10,540 --> 01:53:11,540
Good.

2330
01:53:11,540 --> 01:53:12,540
That's the right answer.

2331
01:53:12,540 --> 01:53:14,540
I was just trying to antagonize you.

2332
01:53:14,540 --> 01:53:16,540
It's a naked guy.

2333
01:53:16,540 --> 01:53:17,540
That's the gay part.

2334
01:53:17,540 --> 01:53:18,540
All right.

2335
01:53:18,540 --> 01:53:19,540
So.

2336
01:53:19,540 --> 01:53:21,540
With a woman with a fucking strap on, she still has a vagina.

2337
01:53:21,540 --> 01:53:23,540
She's got the big old titties.

2338
01:53:23,540 --> 01:53:28,540
If she strap on fucks you and then you can fuck her pussy afterwards, not gay.

2339
01:53:28,540 --> 01:53:31,540
You see, I just don't think I'd get anything out of it.

2340
01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:32,540
Out of what?

2341
01:53:32,540 --> 01:53:33,540
Like getting pegged.

2342
01:53:33,540 --> 01:53:35,540
Like I just don't see how it's a good time.

2343
01:53:35,540 --> 01:53:37,540
Well, there's such thing as a prostate orgasm.

2344
01:53:37,540 --> 01:53:39,540
I get that, but like, I don't know, man.

2345
01:53:39,540 --> 01:53:42,540
Just not getting fucked in the ass and then just goes.

2346
01:53:42,540 --> 01:53:43,540
You're shredding.

2347
01:53:43,540 --> 01:53:50,540
I feel like you're, I know, I know it's, there's nothing wrong with it, but I feel like you're shredding out a part of, a part of your dignity.

2348
01:53:50,540 --> 01:53:52,540
You're getting fucking penetrated.

2349
01:53:52,540 --> 01:53:53,540
Like there's no.

2350
01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:54,540
Oh yeah.

2351
01:53:54,540 --> 01:53:55,540
Peggy.

2352
01:53:55,540 --> 01:53:56,540
I know.

2353
01:53:56,540 --> 01:53:57,540
You're going to get penetrated.

2354
01:53:57,540 --> 01:53:58,540
I know.

2355
01:53:58,540 --> 01:54:02,540
You're, you're shedding some dignity there.

2356
01:54:02,540 --> 01:54:03,540
That's all I'm saying.

2357
01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:10,540
But like, say this is a girl you're going to be in a relationship with, do you really want to put that kind of power in her hands?

2358
01:54:10,540 --> 01:54:12,540
That's what I said at the beginning of this.

2359
01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:13,540
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2360
01:54:13,540 --> 01:54:16,540
I don't believe that there's any lasting power.

2361
01:54:16,540 --> 01:54:18,540
Fuck her in the ass because it's a give and take there.

2362
01:54:18,540 --> 01:54:23,540
I don't, I don't believe that there's any like relationship altering power shift there.

2363
01:54:23,540 --> 01:54:24,540
Yeah.

2364
01:54:24,540 --> 01:54:26,540
Subconsciously there is.

2365
01:54:26,540 --> 01:54:29,540
Every time you get into a fight, she's like, remember the time I fucked your ass.

2366
01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:30,540
Yeah.

2367
01:54:30,540 --> 01:54:31,540
Dude, subconsciously.

2368
01:54:31,540 --> 01:54:33,540
Yeah. You remember the time I fucked yours.

2369
01:54:33,540 --> 01:54:36,540
Like, I don't know.

2370
01:54:36,540 --> 01:54:37,540
Like I just, I don't see that.

2371
01:54:37,540 --> 01:54:38,540
Consciously.

2372
01:54:38,540 --> 01:54:40,540
She's always going to have that in the back of her head.

2373
01:54:40,540 --> 01:54:46,540
Just running, dude, just that real of her just just looking down.

2374
01:54:46,540 --> 01:54:47,540
That's what I'm saying.

2375
01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:48,540
You shred some dignity.

2376
01:54:48,540 --> 01:54:52,540
You shred some dignity, but I don't believe that that's like a dynamic.

2377
01:54:52,540 --> 01:54:53,540
Your fucking cheese.

2378
01:54:53,540 --> 01:54:55,540
Also, dude, every chick's different.

2379
01:54:55,540 --> 01:54:57,540
I feel like to some chicks it's like, oh yeah, we fucking tried it.

2380
01:54:57,540 --> 01:55:01,540
And then to other chicks, it's like, I'll never let him forget that.

2381
01:55:01,540 --> 01:55:04,540
Like it's also the personality of the chick.

2382
01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:05,540
Subconscious.

2383
01:55:05,540 --> 01:55:07,540
Like in the back of her head, she's always going to be like.

2384
01:55:07,540 --> 01:55:08,540
Yeah.

2385
01:55:08,540 --> 01:55:16,540
But if you fucking do a bunch of other kinky shit, there's just as many other things that you could say that about her to be like, remember that time I had you fucking saying all this shit.

2386
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:18,540
Like it's, I don't know.

2387
01:55:18,540 --> 01:55:19,540
It goes both ways.

2388
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:25,540
I think like if both parties have that, I don't really, I don't see there being like a huge power shift there.

2389
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:29,540
I have like my girlfriend is her fiance now.

2390
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:32,540
Like she's the most passive person on the planet.

2391
01:55:32,540 --> 01:55:35,540
So even if she had something like that, like being like, yeah, well, I did this.

2392
01:55:35,540 --> 01:55:37,540
I'd be like, well, you could shut the fuck up.

2393
01:55:37,540 --> 01:55:39,540
And she'd be like, okay.

2394
01:55:39,540 --> 01:55:40,540
Yeah.

2395
01:55:40,540 --> 01:55:43,540
But she's playing that real Tyler in her head.

2396
01:55:43,540 --> 01:55:44,540
You got to keep them.

2397
01:55:44,540 --> 01:55:48,540
Jesus Christ.

2398
01:55:48,540 --> 01:55:50,540
That's how you got to keep them.

2399
01:55:50,540 --> 01:55:55,540
I'm just joking.

2400
01:55:55,540 --> 01:55:56,540
Yeah.

2401
01:55:56,540 --> 01:55:57,540
She talks back.

2402
01:55:57,540 --> 01:55:58,540
Fuck it.

2403
01:55:58,540 --> 01:55:59,540
What the fuck?

2404
01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:02,540
I was half joking.

2405
01:56:02,540 --> 01:56:03,540
Half.

2406
01:56:03,540 --> 01:56:05,540
Oh my God.

2407
01:56:05,540 --> 01:56:06,540
Trying to make.

2408
01:56:06,540 --> 01:56:09,540
So what are the kind of sexually deviant behaviors?

2409
01:56:09,540 --> 01:56:19,540
God, you know, the thing, the thing, the thing is like, I know that there's actually like a good chunk of people I know that listen to this and it's weird.

2410
01:56:19,540 --> 01:56:23,540
I have to look at what I say on here as like through that lens now.

2411
01:56:23,540 --> 01:56:24,540
Yeah.

2412
01:56:24,540 --> 01:56:27,540
But like I don't like the hot wax, like the candle, like wax.

2413
01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:28,540
I've done that before.

2414
01:56:28,540 --> 01:56:29,540
That's fun.

2415
01:56:29,540 --> 01:56:33,540
It's kind of it's weird because you're like, ah, I do massage oils.

2416
01:56:33,540 --> 01:56:34,540
The ones that fucking smell good.

2417
01:56:34,540 --> 01:56:35,540
Oh, that shit's fun.

2418
01:56:35,540 --> 01:56:36,540
Yeah.

2419
01:56:36,540 --> 01:56:37,540
It's pretty cool.

2420
01:56:37,540 --> 01:56:38,540
Ice was cool.

2421
01:56:38,540 --> 01:56:39,540
Ice was kind of cool.

2422
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:40,540
Ice is too cold.

2423
01:56:40,540 --> 01:56:43,540
Getting a getting an ice cube like rip down your spine.

2424
01:56:43,540 --> 01:56:45,540
Yeah, that shit's a meat.

2425
01:56:45,540 --> 01:56:46,540
That would turn me off.

2426
01:56:46,540 --> 01:56:49,540
Shove ice up your ass.

2427
01:56:49,540 --> 01:56:50,540
No, shove it.

2428
01:56:50,540 --> 01:56:51,540
What the fuck?

2429
01:56:51,540 --> 01:56:52,540
No.

2430
01:56:52,540 --> 01:56:53,540
Taking an ice cube and putting it down your spine.

2431
01:56:53,540 --> 01:56:55,540
Oh, that just feels like a wooden.

2432
01:56:55,540 --> 01:56:57,540
It's actually uncomfortable to me.

2433
01:56:57,540 --> 01:56:58,540
I don't think I'd.

2434
01:56:58,540 --> 01:57:00,540
Well, Dan, you've been pretty quiet.

2435
01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:03,540
What's your what's your sexual deviancy that you can do there?

2436
01:57:03,540 --> 01:57:05,540
My sexual deviancy.

2437
01:57:05,540 --> 01:57:07,540
Is it fucking grandma's?

2438
01:57:07,540 --> 01:57:12,540
Dude, look, I love me some old ladies.

2439
01:57:12,540 --> 01:57:13,540
Okay.

2440
01:57:13,540 --> 01:57:17,540
You know, I can't take you seriously with fucking headphones.

2441
01:57:17,540 --> 01:57:23,540
They pull it like we got to get you an actual pair of headphones.

2442
01:57:23,540 --> 01:57:25,540
Back to the things I like.

2443
01:57:25,540 --> 01:57:28,540
86 episodes and dad doesn't have headphones.

2444
01:57:28,540 --> 01:57:30,540
I don't have a real headphones.

2445
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:34,540
The eyes and the nose are now missing from both ear cups.

2446
01:57:34,540 --> 01:57:37,540
It's just fucking gotten spilling out.

2447
01:57:37,540 --> 01:57:43,540
I do love I do love me some some older women.

2448
01:57:43,540 --> 01:57:45,540
So you're a hags, Maxer.

2449
01:57:45,540 --> 01:57:48,540
That's like a new tag.

2450
01:57:48,540 --> 01:57:50,540
You ever hear a hag Maxic?

2451
01:57:50,540 --> 01:57:51,540
I guess so.

2452
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:55,540
I guess that's what it would be because a bunch of like guys in like their like early 20s,

2453
01:57:55,540 --> 01:58:00,540
like fucking like, you know, 40 plus year old women, because, you know, most of the girls,

2454
01:58:00,540 --> 01:58:02,540
this is their quote, not mine.

2455
01:58:02,540 --> 01:58:08,540
Most of the girls now quotation marks are whores or people that you don't want to sleep with.

2456
01:58:08,540 --> 01:58:13,540
And the older women already are financially stable and they'll give you a fucking snack pack when you're done.

2457
01:58:13,540 --> 01:58:17,540
Like they'll send you off like that fucking pudding cup.

2458
01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:19,540
They'll give you a pudding cup.

2459
01:58:19,540 --> 01:58:20,540
That's what's up.

2460
01:58:20,540 --> 01:58:21,540
Like fuck that.

2461
01:58:21,540 --> 01:58:24,540
Like a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew kid.

2462
01:58:24,540 --> 01:58:25,540
Thank you.

2463
01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:29,540
Like seriously, if I was single, I would I would be going after like 40 year old women now.

2464
01:58:29,540 --> 01:58:30,540
I've never been attracted.

2465
01:58:30,540 --> 01:58:31,540
Really?

2466
01:58:31,540 --> 01:58:33,540
Yeah, it's never been a thing for me.

2467
01:58:33,540 --> 01:58:34,540
You just like that.

2468
01:58:34,540 --> 01:58:35,540
No, that's bad.

2469
01:58:35,540 --> 01:58:36,540
That's bad, dude.

2470
01:58:36,540 --> 01:58:39,540
You might throw my thing is like it's definitely a power.

2471
01:58:39,540 --> 01:58:40,540
That's bad, dude.

2472
01:58:40,540 --> 01:58:42,540
It's definitely a power thing.

2473
01:58:42,540 --> 01:58:43,540
I guess.

2474
01:58:43,540 --> 01:58:44,540
Yeah.

2475
01:58:44,540 --> 01:58:45,540
Like I definitely I like women in uniform.

2476
01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:48,540
That's the thing that turns me on.

2477
01:58:48,540 --> 01:58:49,540
Okay.

2478
01:58:49,540 --> 01:58:52,540
Older women because it's like the authority of like their age.

2479
01:58:52,540 --> 01:59:01,540
What about like a nice, like really, like really well dressed stockings businesswoman?

2480
01:59:01,540 --> 01:59:02,540
Yeah, I love that.

2481
01:59:02,540 --> 01:59:05,540
I feel like you are definitely a foot guy, Tyler.

2482
01:59:05,540 --> 01:59:09,540
No, I mean, I've gotten a foot job once, but like it just looks like a foot guy.

2483
01:59:09,540 --> 01:59:10,540
You do.

2484
01:59:10,540 --> 01:59:11,540
You just kind of give off that.

2485
01:59:11,540 --> 01:59:12,540
I've gotten a foot job once.

2486
01:59:12,540 --> 01:59:14,540
It wasn't it wasn't all those cracked up to be.

2487
01:59:14,540 --> 01:59:21,540
So I'm like, but it was kind of like I actually know I got two when I was when I was single.

2488
01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:22,540
So it's happened multiple times.

2489
01:59:22,540 --> 01:59:23,540
Like what you're telling me.

2490
01:59:23,540 --> 01:59:24,540
Yeah, I wanted to.

2491
01:59:24,540 --> 01:59:25,540
I want to try two different ways.

2492
01:59:25,540 --> 01:59:28,540
Like once you like sat in front of me and kind of did like the weird like front.

2493
01:59:28,540 --> 01:59:30,540
How are you are definitely a foot guy.

2494
01:59:30,540 --> 01:59:35,540
Like the second time I got done, she just like she like wrapped her legs around like

2495
01:59:35,540 --> 01:59:36,540
from behind.

2496
01:59:36,540 --> 01:59:37,540
That one was okay.

2497
01:59:37,540 --> 01:59:40,540
But like it just it there's so much better shit that you can be doing.

2498
01:59:40,540 --> 01:59:43,540
You know, it looks like a foot guy is JD Vance.

2499
01:59:43,540 --> 01:59:48,540
Dude, if a girl tried giving me a foot job, like get those fucking things out of here.

2500
01:59:48,540 --> 01:59:54,540
I feel like that's like just like so like a foot thing is just so low on the.

2501
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:55,540
Yeah.

2502
01:59:55,540 --> 01:59:59,540
So it's the do you know why that you know why that happens though?

2503
01:59:59,540 --> 02:00:05,540
Because your brain has people have foot fetishes because the area in your brain that controls

2504
02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:09,540
like your genitals is next to the area brain for your feet.

2505
02:00:09,540 --> 02:00:12,540
Yeah, that's people associate those two things like an erogenous.

2506
02:00:12,540 --> 02:00:13,540
So that's true.

2507
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:14,540
No, it's like an actual fact.

2508
02:00:14,540 --> 02:00:15,540
Really?

2509
02:00:15,540 --> 02:00:16,540
Yeah.

2510
02:00:16,540 --> 02:00:18,540
So it's like when he gets like the wires cross a little bit.

2511
02:00:18,540 --> 02:00:19,540
Yeah.

2512
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:20,540
Sounds like you looked up.

2513
02:00:20,540 --> 02:00:21,540
Why do I have a foot?

2514
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:26,540
No, but like, you know, a little bit too much about that.

2515
02:00:26,540 --> 02:00:31,540
But I was like I was I was like, like fucking I was like, whatever.

2516
02:00:31,540 --> 02:00:33,540
She's like, you want me to give you a foot job?

2517
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:34,540
Like fucking whatever.

2518
02:00:34,540 --> 02:00:35,540
And I'm like, do I get the fuck you afterwards?

2519
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:36,540
She's like, yeah, I'm like, cool.

2520
02:00:36,540 --> 02:00:37,540
I'd fucking do it.

2521
02:00:37,540 --> 02:00:38,540
Yeah, I don't really want it.

2522
02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:39,540
But she, you know, she did that.

2523
02:00:39,540 --> 02:00:40,540
But like the one from behind was kind of like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

2524
02:00:40,540 --> 02:00:46,540
like, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

2525
02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:47,540
like, I'm like.

2526
02:00:47,540 --> 02:00:49,540
Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.

2527
02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:54,220
But like the one from behind was kind of nice because she like wrapped her legs around me

2528
02:00:54,220 --> 02:00:56,780
and then was like kissing on the neck while from behind.

2529
02:00:56,780 --> 02:00:57,780
What?

2530
02:00:57,780 --> 02:00:58,780
No, like she like wrapped her legs around from behind.

2531
02:00:58,780 --> 02:00:59,780
What the fuck is doing that?

2532
02:00:59,780 --> 02:01:00,780
Did she do that?

2533
02:01:00,780 --> 02:01:01,780
I don't know.

2534
02:01:01,780 --> 02:01:02,780
She's really flexible.

2535
02:01:02,780 --> 02:01:03,780
Jesus Christ.

2536
02:01:03,780 --> 02:01:04,780
So what are you?

2537
02:01:04,780 --> 02:01:05,780
Are you like sitting crisscross applesauce or whatever?

2538
02:01:05,780 --> 02:01:06,780
I like sitting on the edge of the bed kind of like this.

2539
02:01:06,780 --> 02:01:09,300
And she's like wrapped up behind me like doing that.

2540
02:01:09,300 --> 02:01:13,980
Like I'm like double-jointed feet. It's like wrapped it around his

2541
02:01:21,020 --> 02:01:27,360
But like like I did that I'm like that's not really that cool so I'm like whatever it's not that not that big of a

2542
02:01:27,360 --> 02:01:28,480
deal

2543
02:01:28,480 --> 02:01:32,040
Man, I try you know the whole thing. I'm like I'll fucking try it

2544
02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:36,320
There's like you know when you see like people be like yo, it's best thing. I'm like fucking whatever. I'll try it

2545
02:01:36,320 --> 02:01:38,240
I'm like it wasn't that cool

2546
02:01:38,240 --> 02:01:42,120
But like it all depends on how hot the girl is she's like yo

2547
02:01:42,120 --> 02:01:47,320
I'm gonna give you a foot job, and she's a fucking six foot two goth girl with fucking you know six pack

2548
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:49,320
I'll be like all right

2549
02:01:50,920 --> 02:01:53,640
She's a fucking whale it's a no-go yeah

2550
02:01:55,040 --> 02:01:59,660
For sure yeah, I don't know I just think I'd be like kind of like get those things out of here

2551
02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:02,980
I would probably make me fucking Dan would get a foot job from an old lady

2552
02:02:03,700 --> 02:02:05,700
Yeah

2553
02:02:05,700 --> 02:02:12,880
I've done my say anything actually you've gotten a foot job the silence is deafening man

2554
02:02:16,620 --> 02:02:18,620
So like

2555
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:25,340
Ass or tits we can go around I'm a big guy ass ass all day

2556
02:02:26,380 --> 02:02:32,620
Fucking love me. I like to have booty cheeks the older. I get the more. I like tits. I think yeah

2557
02:02:32,620 --> 02:02:36,960
I've always been an ass man like I like well as in high school

2558
02:02:36,960 --> 02:02:42,360
I like like you know small tits girls now that I've matured. I'm like alright big tits are the way to go

2559
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:47,100
See I don't know now cuz like when I was like it like like when I was young

2560
02:02:47,100 --> 02:02:52,840
But I think it also might be because I was also still in high school and like being like all these girls are fucking most

2561
02:02:52,840 --> 02:02:57,560
Of them are flat chested anyways, and then when I got out of high school. I'm like oh oh

2562
02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:00,200
I get it now

2563
02:03:00,200 --> 02:03:06,460
You're like like you start looking at like you know the moms and stuff you're like I get that now I get out

2564
02:03:06,500 --> 02:03:12,620
Yeah, yeah, like once you start getting to like the actual breeding age like of being like you know the breeding

2565
02:03:17,180 --> 02:03:19,180
What's the breeding age

2566
02:03:19,180 --> 02:03:33,340
You know like when you get into like something off of Jeff Epstein's I like

2567
02:03:33,340 --> 02:03:37,100
when you get to be in like you're like your 20s like as a man and you're like I

2568
02:03:37,620 --> 02:03:39,500
Don't want to just have sex just to have fun

2569
02:03:39,500 --> 02:03:45,060
I want to have sex do you know actually have children like they like that's what I mean by breeding age like being like

2570
02:03:45,060 --> 02:03:51,940
I'm not having sex to have fun anymore like I'm doing it to actually procreate now like type thing like that's where your brains at

2571
02:03:51,940 --> 02:03:56,700
Like type thing you're not like you're not like oh, yeah, let's go just fuck women dollars

2572
02:03:56,700 --> 02:04:00,240
It's like you're actually like alright. I want to actually have a kid type thing now

2573
02:04:00,300 --> 02:04:06,600
So you're not like looking at like yo, she's just really hot you're like alright your brain like kind of switches to like

2574
02:04:06,940 --> 02:04:13,020
Can she can she provide for like a child like shape wise and stuff like cuz like the stick women?

2575
02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:15,020
reading wise

2576
02:04:25,660 --> 02:04:30,060
The stick women they'll fuck everything up for if there's any sick women out there

2577
02:04:30,060 --> 02:04:39,260
Oh my god

2578
02:04:53,340 --> 02:04:57,780
In a universe in a universe where Elon Musk made a gender gender

2579
02:04:57,780 --> 02:05:05,020
Flipping fucking potion that he drank and he became a full-on woman not like surgery like it's a natural vagina

2580
02:05:05,020 --> 02:05:07,020
Would you fuck him? Yeah?

2581
02:05:09,420 --> 02:05:11,420
Was magic

2582
02:05:11,580 --> 02:05:18,540
Otherwise it would be gay dudes are your fucking flashlights, and you can have like a real thing, but it's a homie like stop

2583
02:05:18,540 --> 02:05:24,860
I'm done by a couple shares

2584
02:05:28,860 --> 02:05:33,900
Fucking female Elon Musk yes, all right would you fuck him all hairless?

2585
02:05:34,700 --> 02:05:38,260
Kamala Harris yeah, yes, of course I wouldn't vote for her, but

2586
02:05:41,380 --> 02:05:43,260
I'll second that

2587
02:05:43,260 --> 02:05:44,500
Yeah

2588
02:05:44,500 --> 02:05:48,780
She's not bad, and she's like 60 something to I thought she's 59. Yeah, dude

2589
02:05:49,220 --> 02:05:55,180
Like women are staying attractive so much longer. I mean yeah, dude

2590
02:05:55,740 --> 02:06:01,660
60 years old 30 years ago was fucking old cuz all the drugs all the dude when I was fucking yeah

2591
02:06:01,660 --> 02:06:05,980
But I was single on tinder. I would put my fucking my age range up to the 60s

2592
02:06:06,500 --> 02:06:12,580
Dude, yeah, and I'm fucking there's some attractive. There was some really good-looking 40 year old women that I've asked with

2593
02:06:12,580 --> 02:06:20,140
Bro, I'm like six years away from 40. You're making it sound like it's fucking I was 18. Yeah, yeah

2594
02:06:20,660 --> 02:06:22,660
That's double my age right

2595
02:06:23,300 --> 02:06:30,780
That's why if Kamala Harris gets elected as the first women president will you acknowledge that that's an accomplishment?

2596
02:06:31,540 --> 02:06:34,940
And what accomplishment yeah, why I mean dude

2597
02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:42,500
Vagina and I got elected as president. I should be accomplished what the fuck was like Barack Obama's the first black president

2598
02:06:42,500 --> 02:06:45,960
It was like it was a thing for like a month, and then that was it

2599
02:06:46,660 --> 02:06:52,100
Kamala Harris will literally send us into World War three and kill us all but you know what because she has a vagina

2600
02:06:52,100 --> 02:06:54,100
Let's clap for her

2601
02:06:56,340 --> 02:06:58,340
Clap those cheeks

2602
02:06:58,620 --> 02:07:02,540
Goddamnit damn dirty damn it. God the slur jar should just be overflowing

2603
02:07:03,420 --> 02:07:06,940
It's not even a slur, but it just feels like money should get thrown in for that

2604
02:07:07,740 --> 02:07:09,140
but like

2605
02:07:09,140 --> 02:07:14,020
What race of women do you think is the most attractive dude fucking Lebanese, bro?

2606
02:07:15,460 --> 02:07:23,580
Seriously though like people that are from like like the Mediterranean area are like the most attractive like in that region

2607
02:07:23,580 --> 02:07:25,580
Well, you're also

2608
02:07:27,460 --> 02:07:35,180
Genetically you're from that no, but I'm serious. So look at look up the most the most searched porn star and checks me a Khalifa

2609
02:07:35,180 --> 02:07:42,580
It's the checks the checks of Falkins. They're the high there is the highest amount of porn stars from Czechoslovakia than any other country

2610
02:07:42,980 --> 02:07:47,020
Then I might just speak to the conditions. Yeah more than anything

2611
02:07:47,020 --> 02:07:51,260
Yeah, I always found like Slavic women look the best you know

2612
02:07:51,260 --> 02:07:56,180
But I think Slavic women are like an in-between between Asian and white

2613
02:07:56,740 --> 02:08:02,260
I'm gonna be politically correct again. I think all women are beautiful shut the fuck up you have you have a type

2614
02:08:02,260 --> 02:08:04,020
We

2615
02:08:04,020 --> 02:08:09,220
Know you don't like white women. What was the last time you dated a white? No, I wouldn't say that actually I

2616
02:08:09,900 --> 02:08:12,460
Mean, I don't want your last two girlfriends have not been white

2617
02:08:13,020 --> 02:08:15,300
No, well, I've only had two girlfriends

2618
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:20,740
But there's been plenty of women I've talked to in that in-between period that were white and of just other

2619
02:08:21,260 --> 02:08:26,820
Races to listen I did Asians. I dated a black girl once no you didn't yeah, I did

2620
02:08:26,820 --> 02:08:28,980
I did date a black girl once in high school

2621
02:08:28,980 --> 02:08:33,580
I dated a black girl I dated sounds kind of sus

2622
02:08:35,020 --> 02:08:41,260
We would have heard about this before middle eastern girl around the time that you were thinking of becoming a neo-nazi

2623
02:08:41,620 --> 02:08:43,940
No, that was that was before okay

2624
02:08:44,660 --> 02:08:47,220
We didn't talk about that did we know we did

2625
02:08:47,820 --> 02:08:53,060
No, I talked about like six times. I am no longer a neo-nazi

2626
02:08:53,060 --> 02:08:57,940
That was a that was a bad dark tide of my life that you were one so you so it's very close

2627
02:08:57,940 --> 02:09:02,500
So you dated the black girl and then you became a neo-nazi. No, I was after I did

2628
02:09:04,300 --> 02:09:07,020
It was after I did the Russian girl if that happened actually

2629
02:09:09,100 --> 02:09:11,260
It's wild just airing this shit out

2630
02:09:11,860 --> 02:09:17,200
Well, I yeah no longer no longer associate with that because it was a bad time in my life

2631
02:09:17,200 --> 02:09:19,920
I was in a dark place. It was like a dark dark place

2632
02:09:21,180 --> 02:09:27,300
Yeah, I think people turn to the extremes when they're in a dark place. Absolutely. That's true

2633
02:09:27,300 --> 02:09:29,420
That's true in almost every sense of the word

2634
02:09:29,580 --> 02:09:34,780
Yeah, whether it be like, you know either side of the political spectrum around left or the right

2635
02:09:34,780 --> 02:09:38,460
Like if you're in a dark place and you're on like the right you're gonna be a fucking nice thing

2636
02:09:38,460 --> 02:09:41,000
You know, you're getting foot jobs and you're getting begged

2637
02:09:42,420 --> 02:09:48,000
Calls for the extremes if you're in a dark place. Yeah, when you're in a dark place like shit gets bad. It gets real bad

2638
02:09:48,380 --> 02:09:49,540
It's like actually true

2639
02:09:49,540 --> 02:09:52,420
but like even people like in the in the fucking

2640
02:09:52,420 --> 02:09:58,560
In the hood and shit fucking poor conditions if they turn to a dark place they become gang members, dude

2641
02:09:58,560 --> 02:10:05,960
Yeah, exactly. It's just like the same thing as becoming new neo-nazi. Basically you just fall to your darkest like

2642
02:10:06,820 --> 02:10:09,340
Aspects like type thing your darkest self

2643
02:10:09,700 --> 02:10:15,300
Like I'm sure all of us have been in a very bad place at some point and you've wanted to you know

2644
02:10:15,300 --> 02:10:21,940
Go go dark side as we'll say I've ever I've ever wanted to join neo-nazis, but yeah

2645
02:10:24,620 --> 02:10:29,500
Stooped that low I never joined the neo-nazis, but I was like it's almost unthinkable

2646
02:10:29,500 --> 02:10:35,180
I was I was definitely in the alt-right will say like but no just then

2647
02:10:35,700 --> 02:10:41,060
What just then I was not not anymore. Yeah, just call yourself. All right. I'm not all right

2648
02:10:41,060 --> 02:10:47,140
Anymore I was all right back then you're all right. You're just far right you were all right now

2649
02:10:47,140 --> 02:10:51,740
You're all right. Is that what you're saying? I was I was all right now. I'm pretty okay

2650
02:10:53,380 --> 02:10:54,900
Okay

2651
02:10:54,900 --> 02:10:56,260
man

2652
02:10:56,260 --> 02:11:02,220
Yeah, I mean I was I I was in a really bad place and the only people that were telling me that I was right

2653
02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:07,740
We're the neo-nazis. So I was like, yeah these guys and like they they were like, you know what just because you're you

2654
02:11:07,740 --> 02:11:12,700
Doesn't mean that you're a bad person like yeah, you're right. And then I'm like, oh fuck they're Nazis

2655
02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:17,420
I feel like there's some warning signs before that

2656
02:11:17,420 --> 02:11:20,200
I feel like you kind of just got to look at your something they may be like wow

2657
02:11:20,200 --> 02:11:24,740
The only group that supports me is not see I might have something fucking wrong

2658
02:11:25,540 --> 02:11:31,500
Yeah, and then I then I realized that and I reeled myself back and I no longer associate with that bus

2659
02:11:31,900 --> 02:11:36,220
And now you're right in the middle, right? I'm closer to the middle than you think

2660
02:11:36,220 --> 02:11:38,220
I

2661
02:11:39,860 --> 02:11:45,900
Actually took the political like spectrum like thing and I am slightly authoritarian right like slightly

2662
02:11:46,660 --> 02:11:51,500
Christ like I'm almost entirely libertarian like I am like I'm like the thing

2663
02:11:51,500 --> 02:11:56,700
I was where George Washington was like that's where my political like leanings are like that general area

2664
02:11:57,180 --> 02:12:01,800
So like it's it's basically like when you have like the the spectrum thing like the cross like this

2665
02:12:01,800 --> 02:12:06,780
I'm like right here and like I'm like I'm closer to the Senate than you'd think like I'm like

2666
02:12:06,780 --> 02:12:10,380
I think there's like like you're on the spectrum. Oh, I've been on the

2667
02:12:11,460 --> 02:12:15,020
But like I I'm like slightly authoritarian, right?

2668
02:12:15,020 --> 02:12:17,220
But like that's pretty much like where I'm at

2669
02:12:17,420 --> 02:12:22,700
Like I am slightly to the right and slightly authoritarian and that's pretty much where my political

2670
02:12:23,580 --> 02:12:29,980
Spectrum is I would agree with that. I think I'm slightly, you know on the left towards whatever the other side is libertarian

2671
02:12:29,980 --> 02:12:31,980
Yeah, live left

2672
02:12:32,380 --> 02:12:36,780
Wait, you're not libertarian. No, I'm more authoritarian than libertarian. Yeah

2673
02:12:37,540 --> 02:12:43,340
I'm gonna live and let live. I'm like dead in the Sunner. So you're you know, nothing. Yeah

2674
02:12:43,780 --> 02:12:50,440
Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, I can pick on everybody. I'm left with most social issues, but when it comes to like

2675
02:12:51,340 --> 02:12:55,900
economically, it's I'm almost almost completely libertarian, but I

2676
02:12:55,900 --> 02:13:00,060
I think it's really there's like a whole bunch of questions on it

2677
02:13:00,060 --> 02:13:05,020
There's a whole bunch of questions questions on it that were like I think I'd be more right and more

2678
02:13:05,580 --> 02:13:11,000
Authoritative if they didn't have the fucking like you want to kill all Jewish people like no

2679
02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:15,460
I don't want to do that and they're like, alright, well, he's not he's not all the way to the authoritarian, right?

2680
02:13:15,460 --> 02:13:20,620
It's like the fuck kind of questions are these we took some of those tests on the podcast. Yeah, we did. Yeah

2681
02:13:21,420 --> 02:13:24,140
And like we're more like, you know

2682
02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:31,540
We're more similar than you know, we seem but the political climate in the US has just been pushing people apart

2683
02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:38,260
Yeah, but like the thing is if you're not completely on the left if you're if you're arguing to someone who's on the left

2684
02:13:38,260 --> 02:13:40,980
You're a Nazi and if you're not completely on the right

2685
02:13:41,500 --> 02:13:47,780
Yeah, but somebody were arguing on the right. You're a fucking you're a fucking libtard faggot. You're fucking fascist. All right. Wait

2686
02:13:49,060 --> 02:13:52,340
Jesus Christ, that's a soldier fucking we found one

2687
02:13:52,340 --> 02:13:58,800
Fucking we found one when we were on our way to the 21 pilots one one got behind the yeah, it didn't get censored

2688
02:13:59,060 --> 02:14:01,580
Did you go back and get it? No

2689
02:14:02,700 --> 02:14:05,820
No, that was already published. Oh fuck. Yeah

2690
02:14:07,940 --> 02:14:13,680
Yeah, people people are more apt to like come together is that uncontrollable

2691
02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:15,680
I

2692
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:28,240
Want to compromise right but like I'd rather come we're so fucking divided now that people just want to argue with each other

2693
02:14:28,240 --> 02:14:32,920
I want to find a middle ground with you but argue with you is like arguing with a fucking retarded five

2694
02:14:33,040 --> 02:14:35,960
Yeah, and that's how he feels about arguing with you though

2695
02:14:36,640 --> 02:14:39,000
Well, no the time I think there's

2696
02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:41,000
I think he's more four years old

2697
02:14:42,400 --> 02:14:44,400
There's a lot of things we could compromise on

2698
02:14:44,680 --> 02:14:48,060
There's some things that will never compromise on and I think that's fine

2699
02:14:48,360 --> 02:14:52,720
Like there's some things that me and you will never see eye to eye on and that's like what?

2700
02:14:52,840 --> 02:14:59,180
Completely fine, but you have to find a way to work together with those things that you don't agree upon to Institute rules

2701
02:14:59,360 --> 02:15:01,360
That would be good for everybody

2702
02:15:01,440 --> 02:15:05,240
Listen, you sound awful left-leaning right now case

2703
02:15:05,240 --> 02:15:10,920
I'm Frank ruined me as a child. Yeah, we'll all hold hands and dance in a circle

2704
02:15:15,280 --> 02:15:18,200
I feel like that belongs in the slur jar

2705
02:15:19,800 --> 02:15:27,400
I have and Frank on my shirt right now and Frank ruined me when I'm a BLP kosher and the shirt is

2706
02:15:29,200 --> 02:15:31,200
Unspeakably tie-dye

2707
02:15:31,200 --> 02:15:35,240
I just cannot believe the shirt you're wearing. I'm still I'm still surprised

2708
02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:38,440
They showed that to me when I was in fucking sick like fifth grade

2709
02:15:38,440 --> 02:15:42,640
We watched the the diary of Anne Frank with literal fucking women getting you know

2710
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:48,760
They're head shaved and naked on it and like there's like yeah, this is fine to show fucking fifth graders. I'm like I

2711
02:15:49,680 --> 02:15:52,880
This is awakening something in me and I don't know what what's going on

2712
02:15:52,880 --> 02:15:58,120
I like shaved heads now and then you hop into the fucking neo-nazi clique and wanted to shave your own

2713
02:15:58,120 --> 02:16:01,960
Right. I did have a shaved head for a while, but it wasn't because I was a neo-nazi

2714
02:16:01,960 --> 02:16:06,340
It's just okay. Like how you worry skinhead. No, that's what I was in like middle school. I had a shave

2715
02:16:06,340 --> 02:16:09,480
I mean I always had a buzz cut. I never shaved it though

2716
02:16:09,640 --> 02:16:15,840
Like it wasn't like skin, but it was like very like, you know, like the really prickly like like thing

2717
02:16:15,840 --> 02:16:19,560
Yeah, it was like that Dan. Did you ever shave your head? You look like you've shaved your head before

2718
02:16:19,560 --> 02:16:22,560
I mean, I have a buzz cut. Yeah real low buzz cut

2719
02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:32,480
Yeah, you look do that. Oh, yeah, your profile picture is that isn't it still like with like the low low like it's shorter than what you have on top now currently

2720
02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:34,480
Yeah, I think so. Yeah

2721
02:16:34,800 --> 02:16:36,800
Casey do you ever have a buzz cut?

2722
02:16:36,880 --> 02:16:39,360
No, I have mushroom cut when I was

2723
02:16:43,680 --> 02:16:45,520
And everybody's like

2724
02:16:45,520 --> 02:16:50,720
You know, I always had a mushroom cut because my mom wanted me to you know, have a mushroom cut

2725
02:16:50,720 --> 02:16:52,720
Why did your mom want you to have a mushroom cut?

2726
02:16:52,720 --> 02:16:54,720
I don't know

2727
02:16:54,720 --> 02:16:58,480
I was like mom, can I stop having mushroom cut because everyone's calling me mushroom cut

2728
02:16:59,960 --> 02:17:02,560
So my dad maybe your kid Ron Weasley

2729
02:17:03,760 --> 02:17:08,380
My dad made me get a fucking crew cut until I was like fucking in middle school

2730
02:17:08,400 --> 02:17:13,920
It was like ridiculous like I would go to the bar every fucking week to get a fucking crew cut

2731
02:17:14,000 --> 02:17:16,960
Yeah, it was a problem. My parents didn't give a fuck

2732
02:17:16,960 --> 02:17:21,840
I just didn't care. I didn't care what my head looked like until I don't know like maybe like late middle school early high school

2733
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:26,640
And then I grew it out. I did an undercut. I dyed it blue and then I dyed it purple

2734
02:17:26,880 --> 02:17:31,280
But the purple faded to a hot pink like overnight. That's awesome

2735
02:17:31,280 --> 02:17:32,000
It was yeah

2736
02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:36,640
And I just remember it was pretty cool because I hated the way it looked but it pissed me off and it I

2737
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:39,920
It was honestly a pretty positive experience because some people be like

2738
02:17:40,400 --> 02:17:45,680
Why did you do that to yourself and be like why the fuck do you give a shit like fuck off dude?

2739
02:17:45,680 --> 02:17:50,400
Like I'm gonna do this to my fucking hair if I want to and it kind of made me just like wanted to fend my

2740
02:17:50,400 --> 02:17:52,320
Pink hair even though I hated it

2741
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:57,320
I mean I I dyed my hair piss yellow because I want to dye it white but I didn't leave it in long enough

2742
02:17:57,320 --> 02:18:03,280
So it was yeah, you did what I did at our previous employer. Did you forget about I had the fucking banana head

2743
02:18:03,280 --> 02:18:06,560
I had the banana head but that was also when I had I

2744
02:18:06,920 --> 02:18:10,640
This is the cringiest fucking thing that I wore. I had piss blonde hair

2745
02:18:10,640 --> 02:18:14,020
I had a cross earring and a dagger earring in the other ear

2746
02:18:14,020 --> 02:18:18,500
Jesus Christ. It was so fucking cringe. You're like that fucking new metal thing

2747
02:18:18,500 --> 02:18:21,580
I was I sent to the group chat the one tick-tock. Yeah, like

2748
02:18:22,420 --> 02:18:24,420
Chainsaws here time to die

2749
02:18:28,020 --> 02:18:33,620
Have like a weird like phase where you like you dressed differently or had different hairstyle that you were like

2750
02:18:34,260 --> 02:18:39,660
Fucking cringed about now. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like when I was really into like blink 182 and

2751
02:18:39,660 --> 02:18:44,580
Emo back in the day. I used to wear dress socks with shorts. Why?

2752
02:18:46,180 --> 02:18:51,540
Well, you asked me if there's anything that is kind of that is cringe, but that's a real weird one

2753
02:18:51,540 --> 02:18:53,340
No, I mean, they're just black socks

2754
02:18:53,340 --> 02:18:59,420
You know what I mean? Like I guess yeah socks and just like looking back is fucking dumb. It's like dude

2755
02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:06,820
Come on. What the fuck are you doing? I swear Mcbeth's that was like the brand of sneakers that like Tom DeWong from Blink 182 started

2756
02:19:06,820 --> 02:19:09,980
and with fucking knee-high fucking

2757
02:19:10,940 --> 02:19:13,820
Dress socks with shorts. It's fucking retarded

2758
02:19:13,820 --> 02:19:17,380
So I always wore like sweatpants are really really really baggy jeans

2759
02:19:17,380 --> 02:19:22,460
And I'd wear like a my chemical romance t-shirt or another emo band t-shirt or a hoodie

2760
02:19:22,460 --> 02:19:26,740
That was like said like death on it or some shit and I had the piss blonde hair

2761
02:19:26,740 --> 02:19:47,380
A cross earring and a dagger earring. That was rough Tyler. This is just what I picture you sound like I just gotta play this

2762
02:19:56,740 --> 02:20:06,900
That's just I just that was how you acted at our previous employer at all times just I

2763
02:20:08,900 --> 02:20:13,740
Drink the piss I was deranged dude. I fucking I matured a lot

2764
02:20:13,740 --> 02:20:21,100
I mean we all have we all have we were fucking wild. I was smoking fucking like two packs a day

2765
02:20:21,100 --> 02:20:24,780
Oh, man, I was fucking like smoking three cigarettes at a time

2766
02:20:24,780 --> 02:20:26,780
You still do

2767
02:20:32,700 --> 02:20:35,780
In my mouth all at once I had fucking three cigarettes

2768
02:20:36,620 --> 02:20:40,140
Well, I was at a ocean city for my brother's bachelor party

2769
02:20:40,140 --> 02:20:44,620
we ended up just talking to this old guy who must have been in like his late 60s and

2770
02:20:45,100 --> 02:20:50,720
He's like, are you guys mind if I throw the ball around to the guy is clearly fucking loaded beyond repair

2771
02:20:50,720 --> 02:20:56,060
He is hammered burnt to a crisp never puts on screen on he's smoking one cigarette

2772
02:20:56,060 --> 02:21:01,060
And he's got a second one on deck on lit in his mouth and he's throwing the football was really

2773
02:21:01,380 --> 02:21:07,700
This is fucking Ocean City, bro. This is pure unadulterated. This is what this he fucking gives you

2774
02:21:08,260 --> 02:21:14,500
Sparks it up. He's smoking too for a minute just unironically not doing it to be funny like unreal to

2775
02:21:15,020 --> 02:21:17,860
Just encounter a stranger like that in public

2776
02:21:17,860 --> 02:21:19,860
I

2777
02:21:19,860 --> 02:21:24,900
Mean people like the strangers and freaks in Grand Theft Auto but in like real life. Yeah, it's like weird

2778
02:21:24,900 --> 02:21:29,780
I had a guy at the gas station like this normally happens down south, but I had this happen once here

2779
02:21:29,780 --> 02:21:32,460
I was like filling up my gas tank and it was like fucking 3 a.m

2780
02:21:32,660 --> 02:21:36,660
Some guys came out of the bushes with a gas thing. He's like, you know, can you fill up my gas?

2781
02:21:36,660 --> 02:21:42,260
I fucking broke down like five miles away. I just need some gas but get the fuck away from me weirdo

2782
02:21:42,260 --> 02:21:48,460
Yeah, like these people just come up and like do shit. Also go into a public bathroom at any point

2783
02:21:49,340 --> 02:21:56,060
You're running a gamble with that shit. I had a fucking guy who's just screaming in the fucking stall when I was pissing

2784
02:21:56,060 --> 02:21:59,020
I'm like, I don't know what's going on in there, but I don't really want to know

2785
02:21:59,540 --> 02:22:05,440
Like a core memory. I remember being like 13 or 14 and I had to take a dump when I was in the middle of a movie

2786
02:22:05,440 --> 02:22:11,820
I can't remember what movie it was and while I'm shitting in like a cross gate small bathroom stall some like

2787
02:22:11,820 --> 02:22:17,740
Five-year-old just crawls into my stall and says looking at me. I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

2788
02:22:20,580 --> 02:22:24,060
Like I'm shooing him away with my foot he just looked at me

2789
02:22:24,060 --> 02:22:30,340
I don't even think the kids spoke English and then he just like got screamed at by his dad and yanked out by his fucking foot

2790
02:22:31,340 --> 02:22:36,440
This wasn't me, but this is my fiance and it's a really funny story. I wish that she was here to tell it

2791
02:22:36,440 --> 02:22:38,440
But I'll tell it here

2792
02:22:38,440 --> 02:22:44,280
We went to Washington DC and she had to go to the bathroom like when we were like doing like the mall walk at night

2793
02:22:44,280 --> 02:22:46,280
like going to see the

2794
02:22:47,360 --> 02:22:52,560
Lincoln Memorial and like the yeah like all that. Yeah, we just did that. So like we went there at night

2795
02:22:53,480 --> 02:22:55,760
So like she's like, hey, I really need to use the bathroom

2796
02:22:55,760 --> 02:22:56,680
So I'm like, okay

2797
02:22:56,680 --> 02:23:02,240
So I hung out outside and I was just like fucking like, you know looking at all the stuff like, you know from far away

2798
02:23:02,240 --> 02:23:04,480
Being like okay, this is kind of cool and she came out

2799
02:23:04,480 --> 02:23:11,160
She's like so fucking something real weird happened when I was in there and I go what happened to you in the bath?

2800
02:23:11,360 --> 02:23:15,600
Whatever you say something real weird happened to you in the bathroom. Never a good sign. Yeah

2801
02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:18,840
No, so not many positive outcomes that story

2802
02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:24,040
she said she was in the bathroom like she is in like the stall and then she just heard like the sound of

2803
02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:31,720
Barefeet slapping on tile and she's like what the fuck and she's looked under the stall and she saw someone who's barefoot just like

2804
02:23:31,720 --> 02:23:35,520
Walk in start crying for like five minutes then

2805
02:23:36,440 --> 02:23:40,720
And walked out like that was real fucking weird. They are probably on shrooms

2806
02:23:43,240 --> 02:23:45,240
Megan said I feel that

2807
02:23:46,280 --> 02:23:50,000
When we went to Hurricane Harbor in New Jersey a fucking waterpark

2808
02:23:50,520 --> 02:23:52,400
Megan was like changing in the bathroom

2809
02:23:52,400 --> 02:23:59,160
She said some woman like some fucking Hispanic woman or 60 just opened up the curtain and was like

2810
02:23:59,160 --> 02:24:04,880
Like watching her change. She was like, hey and Megan was like get the fuck out. She just watched her. She's like

2811
02:24:07,880 --> 02:24:12,240
Just screamed at her she walked away. I'm so I went to summer camp

2812
02:24:12,960 --> 02:24:16,520
And we would go like the the the the Lincoln pool in Albany

2813
02:24:16,840 --> 02:24:21,120
sometimes for summer camp and we'd have to get changed there and like

2814
02:24:22,120 --> 02:24:25,880
It's really creepy looking at it now, but like there's like a bunch of like, you know

2815
02:24:25,880 --> 02:24:31,880
Seven to like 12 year olds. Yeah getting changed in there and then there was just old dudes that were just fucking

2816
02:24:31,880 --> 02:24:36,040
You know naked in the fucking thing just looking at little kids getting changed

2817
02:24:36,040 --> 02:24:41,160
Yeah, like there's a bunch of like fucking 60 year old men is looking at me when I was fucking getting changed

2818
02:24:41,160 --> 02:24:48,040
Yeah, that is wild years old. I remember I would I was like at a summer program because both my parents worked all the time

2819
02:24:48,040 --> 02:24:52,760
Yeah, and yeah, we would go to a lake in a we go to a lake

2820
02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:56,840
Grafton and they didn't install any dividers in the changing room. So when we got there

2821
02:24:57,320 --> 02:25:00,600
Everybody would just have to strip down in this public fucking room

2822
02:25:01,080 --> 02:25:04,200
It's just it was we had most of our counselors were all females

2823
02:25:04,200 --> 02:25:06,920
There's only like one dude that went in there with us to watch us like

2824
02:25:07,560 --> 02:25:13,080
It was creepy even just changing in front of other kids was fucking weird as a kid. I didn't like doing it

2825
02:25:13,080 --> 02:25:15,880
I and I remember when we went to 21 pilots

2826
02:25:16,120 --> 02:25:19,960
Yeah, all the in the TD garden all the dividers

2827
02:25:19,960 --> 02:25:24,360
Between the urinals were made of were clear. Yeah glass. Yeah

2828
02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:28,920
They were like plexiglass, I think they were just splash

2829
02:25:29,880 --> 02:25:36,840
Like why not just do it fucking okay then like what it was clear. They probably put it in there for coven

2830
02:25:38,520 --> 02:25:47,240
I'm six feet away. Look at my cock. Yeah, that place was fucking I don't know but like I don't like

2831
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:52,040
The fact that I was eight years old and a 60 year old was watching me fucking change in a fucking

2832
02:25:52,360 --> 02:25:55,160
like thing like that fucks that like fucks me up a little bit like

2833
02:25:55,560 --> 02:25:59,640
Knowing that like there's six years and like when you're eight, you don't fucking realize like

2834
02:26:00,360 --> 02:26:07,080
Fucking pedophiles are like a big problem. Like it was like it was like that guy's looking at me weird

2835
02:26:07,080 --> 02:26:12,760
I don't like that. I remember some of my class. Oh my god. We're bringing up like past trauma. I forgot I had

2836
02:26:12,760 --> 02:26:17,160
I remember yeah, there was fucking a bunch of the kids in the program

2837
02:26:17,880 --> 02:26:20,040
Were really fucking weird in the bathroom

2838
02:26:20,520 --> 02:26:25,320
Like I remember one dude would always take his dick out and you'd swing it around like he was playing

2839
02:26:26,360 --> 02:26:30,360
He mimicked like he was playing it like a guitar. That's fucking weird, dude

2840
02:26:30,360 --> 02:26:34,520
Yeah, and everybody thought he was fucking weird then too and it was like dude

2841
02:26:34,520 --> 02:26:39,160
Like he just like fucking grab his cock and be like put your fucking swimsuit on dude

2842
02:26:39,160 --> 02:26:43,880
I remember oh my god, I forgot I would do that. I I hated that changing room so much

2843
02:26:43,880 --> 02:26:46,200
I would sit the whole bus ride back

2844
02:26:46,200 --> 02:26:51,960
Which is like an hour and a half in my wet swimsuit with my ass itching from the webbing the whole time

2845
02:26:51,960 --> 02:26:56,520
Which was unbearable, but it was better than needing to change in there with those fucking psychopaths

2846
02:26:58,120 --> 02:27:03,640
Unreal so after football games we take a shower, but we'd wear our boxers and in the in the shower

2847
02:27:03,640 --> 02:27:06,280
So like, you know, we wouldn't be looking at each other's cocks because you know

2848
02:27:06,280 --> 02:27:14,680
Not gay, but like we'd take a shower afterwards and like basically we had our we had our like our shower boxers

2849
02:27:14,680 --> 02:27:19,560
Which most people just wore swimsuits, which you know makes sense and then like some dudes would just wear like their boxers

2850
02:27:19,560 --> 02:27:22,920
But like we would we wouldn't all change the same time

2851
02:27:22,920 --> 02:27:25,560
We'd had like stalls and stuff that we'd like go in and change

2852
02:27:25,960 --> 02:27:31,080
We take our shower and then go in and change afterwards. Yeah, which you know, but like that makes sense

2853
02:27:31,080 --> 02:27:35,800
But like we would do that because like, you know, especially after a fucking, you know

2854
02:27:36,360 --> 02:27:38,360
Fucking game in like

2855
02:27:38,360 --> 02:27:43,880
Let's say I went to I went to fucking like corinthian shit. So like that's like a good like in boards though

2856
02:27:43,880 --> 02:27:48,120
Yeah, I know we talked about nature's classroom, but nature's classroom was really fucking weird

2857
02:27:48,120 --> 02:27:55,240
We talked about all the weird situations. We got put in as kids where you were just unsupervised with other kids your age and just weird

2858
02:27:55,240 --> 02:27:58,760
Shit devolves very quickly. You know, it's like

2859
02:27:58,760 --> 02:28:03,800
Shit devolves very quickly you enter the lord of flies mode like we like

2860
02:28:04,520 --> 02:28:06,520
When a kid can play truth or dare

2861
02:28:07,060 --> 02:28:09,060
Unsupervised that's bad. Yeah

2862
02:28:09,240 --> 02:28:13,400
Shit is gonna get yeah, cuz and they're you're just gonna do shit. That's like inherently dangerous

2863
02:28:13,400 --> 02:28:18,920
I dare you to fucking fall off of the bunk bed with your neck first

2864
02:28:22,280 --> 02:28:27,400
Kyle's dead great or or you're sitting there and like you're playing with girls and like, you know

2865
02:28:27,400 --> 02:28:30,920
This is before like, you know, you actually like, you know dated girls and stuff

2866
02:28:30,920 --> 02:28:33,540
So I dare you to kiss like so-and-so and it's just like

2867
02:28:34,720 --> 02:28:36,720
Okay, and she's like, yeah, okay

2868
02:28:36,720 --> 02:28:40,120
And you fucking like kiss each other and it's like I never did I never did it

2869
02:28:40,120 --> 02:28:43,760
Oh, no, we had shit like that where the girls would be like I dare you to kiss so-and-so

2870
02:28:43,760 --> 02:28:46,360
It's like I was too awkward as a kid. I didn't talk to girls

2871
02:28:47,160 --> 02:28:49,160
whatsoever

2872
02:28:49,400 --> 02:28:52,200
Being like yo jump out the third story window

2873
02:28:52,200 --> 02:28:58,120
Like fuck it why not whatever I dare to eat this fucking like plant that we found

2874
02:28:58,920 --> 02:29:03,780
That was one of the tears that I remember is like they found a cool-looking plant like you know, I dare you to eat this

2875
02:29:03,780 --> 02:29:05,780
It's like all right, he's through

2876
02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:10,320
And all those kids are the one that listened to suicide boys and little people

2877
02:29:14,040 --> 02:29:15,320
Me too

2878
02:29:15,320 --> 02:29:22,720
Me too. I would take that there. I was a stupid fucking kid. I would have done whatever the fuck he told me to I wish

2879
02:29:23,600 --> 02:29:27,800
You know, I was sure went to the suicide boys concert. I was fucking fun. Yeah

2880
02:29:27,800 --> 02:29:32,400
I want to get some side boys like fucking like hoodies cuz they look fucking cool. Yeah

2881
02:29:35,200 --> 02:29:37,960
But alright, let's wrap this episode up

2882
02:29:37,960 --> 02:29:45,480
Yeah, things are you contribute to that last part that I was looking at girls shaking their asses on Instagram

2883
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:49,520
Dude, I got like I got my Instagram to stop being that

2884
02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:56,760
Finally, I wanted it to not be that and then I realized I wanted to be I can't even fucking look at meme pages on

2885
02:29:56,880 --> 02:30:02,400
Instagram anymore cuz CC will be like what the fuck is that and be like, well, it's straight-up pornography

2886
02:30:02,400 --> 02:30:07,240
That's me and I'll go to the profile big. This is a meme page and this is straight-up nudity

2887
02:30:07,240 --> 02:30:11,460
Like they don't even care about the guidelines because the shit doesn't get taken down

2888
02:30:11,460 --> 02:30:14,920
Like you know apparently their hentai is is legal on

2889
02:30:15,520 --> 02:30:21,600
My boy is legal on Instagram get that because considered art so they can actually show naked women on and

2890
02:30:21,840 --> 02:30:25,180
In like drawn naked drawn women on Instagram

2891
02:30:26,280 --> 02:30:28,280
Yeah, it's art

2892
02:30:28,960 --> 02:30:34,840
Wasn't pornography technically art if you look at it through that lens, I that's that's that's a that's an argument

2893
02:30:34,840 --> 02:30:41,320
State there's an argument to be had on art. I mean drawn art is fucking you know art art

2894
02:30:41,400 --> 02:30:43,400
Yeah, but I mean a movie's art

2895
02:30:43,680 --> 02:30:46,920
Well, they keep two chicks get naked. Where's the line?

2896
02:30:47,080 --> 02:30:53,600
So tell me where the line is if you have fucking nudity for the sake of being pornography and that's hentai and that's allowed

2897
02:30:53,760 --> 02:30:58,940
Why is pornography with videos? Don't give me I don't want either on my fucking timeline

2898
02:30:58,940 --> 02:31:03,400
But I'm asking why does one of those meet the terms and conditions and the other one is fucking weird

2899
02:31:03,400 --> 02:31:05,400
All right

2900
02:31:15,520 --> 02:31:18,480
If you like eating horse come or you like fucking

2901
02:31:20,200 --> 02:31:24,660
Evales until the podcast 73 check the check the email we got anything

2902
02:31:27,480 --> 02:31:29,480
Well we say it

2903
02:31:29,480 --> 02:31:35,120
Nobody makes it this long into the episode. There's no fucking way. All right one person's out there

2904
02:31:35,800 --> 02:31:37,920
Try friends behind yourselves

2905
02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:41,840
We out fuck off

2906
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:50,480
For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

2907
02:31:51,520 --> 02:31:54,380
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2908
02:31:54,380 --> 02:32:00,260
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

2909
02:32:03,460 --> 02:32:10,980
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb

2910
02:32:12,700 --> 02:32:14,700
Extended episode

2911
02:32:18,620 --> 02:32:21,140
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2912
02:32:21,140 --> 02:32:25,820
Oh, they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese

2913
02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:30,740
Somewhere in China

2914
02:32:31,380 --> 02:32:34,060
What the fuck there are super soldiers that are

2915
02:32:34,060 --> 02:32:45,780
At least nine or ten feet tall. Okay, I'm talking about the Socktongue. They have dread and super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

2916
02:32:45,780 --> 02:32:47,780
I do not negotiate with them

2917
02:32:47,780 --> 02:33:08,780
I do not negotiate with them

2918
02:33:09,660 --> 02:33:16,380
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

2919
02:33:16,380 --> 02:33:21,860
Beep nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

2920
02:33:22,780 --> 02:33:24,780
Taken it to the next level with the birds

2921
02:33:28,460 --> 02:33:34,700
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them

2922
02:33:34,700 --> 02:33:40,220
So fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2923
02:33:40,220 --> 02:33:45,060
They're gonna be a fucking bitch. That thing is fucking real. You can cut it open. You're gonna see blood guts. No circuitry

2924
02:33:45,060 --> 02:33:47,060
Let me tell you their technology

2925
02:33:47,060 --> 02:34:16,180
Which by the way, big brother is the overlord

2926
02:34:17,060 --> 02:34:19,060
I

2927
02:34:29,540 --> 02:34:36,980
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay, look it up

2928
02:34:37,180 --> 02:34:41,620
Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit George Soros actually

2929
02:34:41,620 --> 02:34:47,460
Fucking Nazis during the whole he says that you doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved

2930
02:34:50,100 --> 02:34:53,000
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay

2931
02:34:57,060 --> 02:34:59,060
He's the actual fucking

2932
02:34:59,060 --> 02:35:01,060
Shit

2933
02:35:01,060 --> 02:35:20,900
Fuck

2934
02:35:31,060 --> 02:35:33,060
fucking