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God bless America.
This is Jimmy Carter.
Fuck yeah.
I'm going to read the Bible and raise your right hand and repeat after me.
President Carter.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
I let you know that Jimmy Carter was in the Lil Wayne song.
That's incredible.
Lil Wayne featuring Jimmy Carter.
It's episode 86.
That's why it's called the Carter Street.
It's Jimmy Carter featuring Lil Wayne.
Isn't that the name of one of his albums?
Like Carter and the Little Wayne.
Yeah, the Carter Four.
That's why, Jimmy Carter.
The Carter 100.
So episode 86, here with Dan, Ali back in Tyler.
Welcome back, Daniel.
Full roster.
We're back to full strength, boys.
Boys are back in town.
Happy 100th birthday to Jimmy Carter.
He looks like a goddamn president.
Yup.
Oh, don't mind my voice, by the way.
I'm getting over being sick again.
Dude, he wasn't even awake.
But I thought, he said what he wanted for his birthday was to be able to vote in the election.
Sure, that's, I guarantee you that's what he actually said.
I bet he will get a vote if he votes Democrat.
Why the fuck, why the fuck can't he vote?
He can.
Good. Then do it, do it.
I mean if he's unconscious.
Somebody wake his ass up.
Trump actually.
It's the sternum rub.
Get out of bed, buddy.
Do your duty as an American citizen, you lazy sack of shit.
I didn't mean that, Jimmy.
I apologize. I take that back.
Wow, you sound like Trump.
Trump mocked Jimmy Carter on his 100th birthday.
He what?
Well, he should have because he looks like a goddamn corpse.
Have some respect for Jimmy, bro.
He's been alive for 100 years, so he's going to kill himself now.
Okay.
So Dan's back from Greece.
Tell us about, how was Greece, Daniel?
It was.
Was it greasy?
Was it otherworldly?
Spiritual.
Going back to the homeland?
It's amazing.
I'm not even, that's not hyperbole.
Is that the right word?
Hyperbole?
I thought you were Irish.
Well, I'm half Irish, half all the countries in the Mediterranean.
So, so you got like, you know, I'm half German, half Irish.
So, you know, you got a similar thing to that.
You look more white than Greek, though.
I agree.
The Greeks are white.
They're olive.
I tried to prove, I tried to like go down that road because I don't know if you ever heard the story of the Eglin marbles.
I vaguely remember it.
Is this British general.
So Greece has been at war with the Ottoman Turks since the dawn of time.
That's their arch enemy.
Even though they're both in NATO, they still fight from time to time over like football field sized patches of land.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah. So at this point in time, like 1805, the Ottoman Turks were occupying Athens, Greece.
And they really who runs everything is the British at that time.
Right. So it's like the Ottomans can say that they're in charge, but really the British are in charge of the world.
Right. So they said at that time to this like British general, they're like, oh, yeah, like he's like, oh, I want those marbles out of the Parthenon.
Right. And they're like the most magnificent pieces of artwork in history.
They're like some of the oldest artwork that we have.
Right. From fucking, I don't know, 500 BC.
And they're like, well, you can get rid of the broken ones.
Right. Actually, it might even be BC.
It's yeah.
So you see, I thought you said AD.
No, no, BC.
So what he did is he just took all the fucking marbles, all the structures.
Right. He had all his guys like cut him out and shit.
And so they he was like he went bankrupt.
Actually, this general like shipping all these fucking marbles back to England, Great Britain.
So and actually one of one of the ships crashed into my mom's island and the marbles sank to the bottom of the ocean floor.
And it took him two years to get him back up.
But probably killed a lot of people in the process.
So Great Britain has part of the Parthenon.
Right. It was the most magnificent part of the Parthenon.
And there's like this this marble trim that goes around the top.
Right. And it tells a story.
And these are like ancient carvings.
They're sitting in Britain right now and Britain won't give them back to Greece.
And Greece is like, come on, come on, guys.
It's part of our fucking Parthenon, dude.
Like, can we have that back?
And they're like, well, they're better safer here in Britain.
And they're like, they've been here since 400.
You guys took them two hundred years ago.
And so I'm like, you could kind of have like you could have an argument for racism.
Yeah.
Greece didn't get bombed during World War II.
That's because Hitler was.
I'd say you absolutely could make that argument.
They're both white people, but the British are Anglo-Saxon like pure white people.
Yeah.
And the yeah, exactly.
You're not even purely white.
You're fucking Germans aren't even purely white.
Yeah, they are.
Germans are like milky white.
No, Germans are darker than.
I mean, I have a slight olive undertone, but.
I don't think you have any olive undertone.
It's actually the fucking lighting.
The fucking pure white people are like fucking British people and Irish people and Scandinavian people.
There's no green there.
The North.
You are as white as you can be.
You are as white as my Scott Irish ass.
But I think if they if they said because they are slightly darker, they could if they made an argument for racism saying that, oh, this is racist that the British Museum won't give them back to us.
Then I think that the world would get on their ass.
We need to, you know, give them back.
We need to go back to being racist towards other white people, you know.
Yeah.
Well, different kinds of white people know, but like back in the day, like people like other white people were racist to other white people.
There's like you fucking Mick.
Yeah.
Fucking Italian.
Get the fuck out of here.
We don't we don't hire Irish, Italian.
There's so many.
So why are anybody?
But it's just like, hey, guys, we're white, too.
It's like, no, you're one of them Irish whites.
Yeah, you're one of them.
Italian white.
And remember, you're in the fucking Marines, island hopping and World War Two and dealing with fucking racism.
Get out of here, you fucking Mick.
Irish bug racism.
I want to say so much shit, but I feel like every term I want to say would get us canceled.
Let's get us canceled.
Racism.
Racism used to have its utility.
All right.
OK, let's I want to.
Yes, it was.
Are you kidding me?
If you were just like all inclusive and shit, you would get raped and pillaged.
You're just like, come on in together.
And it's like back in the day, like if you just if you were like that, you just got raped and pillaged and you went out of existence.
Like racism had its like like othering people was very important.
You had to do that.
Now it's tribal shit.
Now it doesn't serve a purpose.
You know, it's just really fun.
It's just like back in the day, you had to stick to your tribe.
In Minecraft, slur jar.
I didn't say anything.
Just openly supported racism.
I didn't openly support racism.
I said, you said it's a lot of fun.
Racism is fun.
They're very, very kind people on both sides.
We're getting taken off the air.
Yeah, but since globalization, like there's no purpose to racism.
But before it used to be like fucking stuck to your fucking tribe and you didn't go outside your tribe and you didn't just randomly invite people in.
Well, people still stick to like countries, right?
Like nationalism, they stick to their own.
We were still in like race tribalism.
We'd all hate each other.
Like all of us in this room.
I mean, I think most of us are Irish.
We are actually I'm half Irish.
You're half Irish.
I'm a quarter Irish, three quarters Scottish.
And then you're most Irish.
So I think that like that part of us be like, all right, we're good.
But the rest of us be like.
But racism is still.
Spider-Man.
Racism is still a thing because look at what's going on in Israel.
Fucking Jews versus Arabs.
Dude, they're all.
They're fucking going ape shit over there right now.
They're fucking going nuts because they pushed back Hezbollah killed their fucking leader.
Then there's like, let's just take on Iran now.
And then it's like, let's go.
I ran.
No, I ran so they were going to shoot at Israel if they invaded Lebanon.
So Iran shot like 200 missiles at Israel.
They shot them down.
Israel's just going fucking.
And now they're going to war.
Is that it?
They're truly going to war now.
Israel is now at war with Lebanon and Iran too.
I'm having a hard time taking sides in this whole thing.
Tel Aviv is getting air raided now.
Let's not forget that Lebanon gave us me a Khalifa.
So it's like you got Israel.
It's our homeboys.
But then the place that gave us me a Khalifa, it's like, damn, I can't pick a side here.
I'm just looking at it.
That's what holds you back.
I'm just looking at it because I'm like, we're going to be we're going to get involved in this somehow.
Like actual troops on the ground.
Oh, yeah. So I'm like, I'm like looking at it.
I'm like, if we get troops on the ground in Iran, that means that Russia and China are going to get boots on the ground.
Also in Iran, we'll have troops on the ground within three weeks.
But that means no.
But like this thing is we're going to start World War Three because Israel is going fucking ham on these people.
And like we have to back up our allies.
But then the other countries had to back up their allies for the fucking Middle East.
The only thing they have there is fucking oil.
Well, I mean, if you're Israel, what are you going to do?
Everybody that's around you surrounding you wants to kill you and has for like seventy five years.
They've been doing a pretty good job at it for the last, you know, seventy five years.
Israel is still a country.
You know, most countries that would be being attacked for seventy five years straight from all sides would probably be destroyed.
So would you want to be attacked for 70 like your entire life?
You just get air raided every fucking month or two.
You seem good with it.
They're like, hey, listen, listen, now the Catholics put our hands off the Holy Land since the eighth crusade.
We're just like, you guys can have it.
It's a bunch of sand.
It's like, listen, we realized we don't need to be the place where Jesus was.
We're just going to let you guys fight over it.
I'm watching my hands on this.
So just so many people have fucking died over there for the chip for so long.
Israel is fucked, but that's I know.
So you think there's a nice crusade?
You know, we could take back the Holy Land since they're all weekend now.
Ah, dude, I don't know what the future holds.
Should we should we be supporting Israel?
Should we be on their side?
Should we be helping them?
I'm neutral.
I hope I think a country like that, I hope humans, I think a country that can't defend itself from foreign adversaries shouldn't exist.
If you can't, if you can't defend without help from other countries, it's been defending itself.
No, with American fucking weapons and American training, it's like they are 100% just doing this because Israel would not be here if it wasn't for America's like backing of it.
Right. Like Israel would be fucking rubble at this point.
Now, how do you think if Israel did want to take on the fucking whole Arab world, how do you think they would drag the United States into it?
If they had to.
By saying we're your only allies in this part of the world, so either help us destroy it all.
Say the United States was like, I mean, I don't really want to do it.
And they're like, no, you need to help us.
And we're like, we don't want to do it.
They're like digging our heels in.
We don't want to go. But then there's a bomb attack at the Super Bowl.
Yeah, you can do something like that.
Yeah, I just love the people.
My, my, my theory is that I Muslims, my, my theory is that New Year's Eve fucking 9 11 2.0.
No, dude, not the Super Bowl. Do the fucking do the do New Year's Eve because everybody watches the fucking ball drop in New York City on New Year's Eve.
Have a terrorist attack there. The entire country's watching.
I mean, they foiled like three terrorist attack in New York this year already.
It's going to happen, dude. It's going to happen.
Every time I watch New Year's, I'm like, fuck dude.
It's like history is just doomed to repeat itself.
And what's going to happen is there's going to be some little shit popping off.
More and more countries are going to get dragged into it.
And then the big dogs are going to get dragged in.
Right. The question is how, how is the United States going to get dragged into this?
Well, I think it will be soon. I mean, they're already, they've already vowed to predict Israel from Iran.
So if Iran starts invading Israel, the US is going to come in.
Well, I can't get drafted anymore.
How, and how are things going on the Ukrainian front?
The other, the other ticking time bomb in this world.
You can get drafted up to like 30 something.
They're still occupying Russia.
Yeah. There's so there's just, there hasn't been any major like major stories.
They're still occupied by the part of Russia and Putin is still threatening to nuke them.
But I just love the people that are like free Palestine, bro.
Like like fucking they side with Hamas and like, you know, those people like, yeah, those people literally want to kill you.
Like I saw a video, a gaze off of buildings there.
I think it was in, I think it was in Lebanon or something.
I thought and they were celebrating the day after 9 11.
Like they were fucking sharing the streets.
Or maybe it was like Northern Israel, but it was like the Arab part, but they were fucking just celebrating 9 11.
I'm so glad I just don't pay attention to this shit.
I just want to say to Tyler real quick.
The age range for conscription would typically be 18 to 25, though historically men up to age 35 could be drafted in certain situations.
So we're all we're all the chopping block.
If we, you know, get another, I got another six months and I'm out here in six months.
Who's now drafting prisoners?
So I think that's a great idea because you know what?
Prisoners would be like, fuck it.
I'll fucking kill for you.
That's how we were with fucking segregation.
It was like, oh, we're at war now.
So yeah, you can't vote today.
Grab a uniform and a gun right this way, please.
We're going to give you your own units.
Yeah, it's so fucked up.
They gave them the worst missions.
Did you guys see that Zelensky?
He reached out to Trump.
I did see that.
It's going to be on him when Kamlo becomes president.
Kamlo has no fucking way of being president.
Bro, why did he do that is the question.
Because he knows that Trump's going to win.
I think he's more friendly towards Trump.
He doesn't really like Biden.
Well, why doesn't he like Biden?
I did do a little bit of reading on this.
Trump and Zelensky did not get along for almost the entire time he was in office.
What does that tell you though?
They didn't get along and he's reaching out to them.
He's like, hey, dude, like they're fucking us.
Like, can you help me out?
They're not really friendly.
They're in Russia currently doing an offensive instead of a defensive now, which is a problem.
Have you ever looked at Russia on a map?
I know you have, Tyler, but has anybody else looked at Russia on a map?
What do you mean you know I have?
Well, because you know all that shit.
But it's fucking huge, bro.
Yeah, it's the largest country on earth.
Right. It's like double the landmass of the United States with half the population.
It's so fucking big.
It never ends. You look at the map and just keeps going.
But most of it is a barren wasteland of snow that they can't even live in.
It's the largest country in the world.
That's what I just said, retard.
Jesus, man, I'm getting hostile over here.
Slur jar.
I can say it, I'm retarded.
Let's talk about the Vice President's show debate that happened one day.
So, oh, before that, so this is what Jay-Z Vance said today.
He said that he will actually make up stories in order to get the media to pay attention.
And so he was referring to the fucking pet eating thing.
So let's listen to what he said.
The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes.
If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do.
What's that, Dana?
Yes.
So the eating dogs thing is not accurate.
We are creating, Dana, it comes from constituents.
I say that we're creating a story, meaning we're creating the American media focusing on it.
That's not what you said, dude.
I don't like when people call someone by their first name, especially during an interview.
Like it makes me really upset.
Well, this is the problem, that is he created the story about eating the pets and then every Trump supporter got behind it and just defended it blindly.
They're eating the dogs.
They just defend it blindly, though.
Well, now it sounds like he's backpedaling.
We just made that up so that the media would pay attention.
No, I meant we were telling the story of you guys bringing it up now.
My favorite part of the debate was fucking Waltz was just saying how his son witnessed a mass shooting.
And then Vance was like, your son witnesses a mass shooting? I apologize that he had to say that.
He's like, God bless what we have to deal with this shit right now.
Was he being serious?
Yes. He goes, you know what? God bless your son for having to see something like that because that's something that no one should have to see.
They actually had more respect for each other. They shook hands and they talked to each other.
I mean, Kamala and Trump shook hands.
Only because Kamala fucking walked over there, though.
But they were actually like.
Trump had no intention to shake hands.
Would you shake Kamala Harris's hand?
I would.
You'd fuck Kamala Harris.
You've got to show some respect to your opponent.
No, you don't.
See, that's a dangerous thought right there.
The fact that that never used to be that way.
But now a lot of people agree with that.
My opponents do not get any of my respect.
That's where the political division is coming from.
I don't have respect for any of my enemies.
Fuck them.
I feel the same way about the vice presidential debate.
Because people like you, Tyler.
Did you guys see the debates between horse cum and couch fucker?
Is that like what they call Vance couch fucker?
Yeah, that's what I call it.
Well, he's got the other guy drank horse cum.
I look at the vice presidential debate the same way I look at the WNBA.
I'm not watching it.
No, I was like, why can't one of these people be president?
They were actually, they seem like they actually both knew what they were talking about.
Or they actually articulated it well.
And like actually like, they were actually guy liner.
Do you see that?
He's a good debater.
It's like, it's too bad that he was lying 90% of the time.
He made up literally 90% of what he said.
He said that he couldn't answer the question.
Did Trump win or did Trump lose the election?
He didn't.
There was a scam that was going on there.
Even though that every governor of every state certified it.
And every justice that Trump appointed certified it.
I still think the whole thing with the election is as long as mail in ballots are a thing, you're going to have issues with things.
Because at least I don't think it would be that large of a number of large of a fucking thing because guess where a shit ton of mail in ballots come from.
But do they invest in my fucking God?
Okay, let me say I apologize.
Go ahead.
Most of the mail in ballots come from fucking nursing homes.
And magically, some of them aren't alive when the mail in ballots come in.
That's because they died after they voted.
But if you're dead before election day, your vote shouldn't count.
But you're already voted.
Exactly. That's a problem.
If you're dead, you shouldn't have a vote.
That's not that high of a number.
Yes it is.
No, look how many people die at nursing homes every day.
How many people are going to be fucking.
Why are those only for the person you don't want?
Because they're fucking retarded.
All of them were Biden.
I think Jimmy Carter might want to put in that early ballot.
So you're saying that you shouldn't have the right to vote if you don't agree with who you want to vote for.
You should have a right to vote if you're above fucking 85.
What are you talking about?
Jesus Christ. That's a wild take.
That's a wild take.
People over 85 don't necessarily all have dementia.
Most of them do.
Dude, you work in EMS, of course you're going to think that.
But for every fucking old person you show up to, there's like 10 of them that are completely fine pretty much until the day they die.
I think that once you hit 80, you have to take another driver's test.
And you have to fucking waive your right to vote because you're not going to be around for these fucking.
You waive your rights.
Okay, yeah. Let's just take away your fucking rights.
Old people shouldn't have rights. They really shouldn't.
Oh my God, Tyler.
You fucking hate the generations that are older than us. You hate the generations that are younger than us.
Who do you not hate? I feel like you hate our generation too.
I hate everyone.
Listen, you can't be racist or you can't be prejudiced if you fucking hate everybody equally.
So my favorite thing from the debate with JD Vance when he goes, you guys weren't supposed to fact check.
He said that to the moderators.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, the moderators were like, they were arguing with him more than Tim Wells was.
They were like, you guys are not supposed to fact check.
I really.
I was supposed to get away with this whole debate with lying.
What the fuck?
I just think that the whole thing of fact checking, especially when it's on Mike's, what channel was it on?
I think it was on CBS. Yeah.
CBS News.
What the fuck's CBS?
CBS News.
CBS, yeah. Cable broadcasting something?
CBS, it's a major.
I know it's a major thing. What's it stand for? Cable Broadcasting Service or something?
Whatever.
Central Broadcasting.
Central Broadcasting Service.
CBS was one of the first broadcasting.
I thought it was NBC. That was the first one.
It was like CBS and NBC and ABC.
ABC Family.
Yep, exactly.
Remember when I got changed to fucking free form? The fuck's going on with that?
Like that upsets me.
I don't know, Tyler.
The Columbia Broadcasting System is what it stands for.
Why is it named after Columbia?
I don't fucking know, dude. Let me see.
So.
So, Ali Mack, I know you wanted to talk about when the good trims, when everybody's here.
So, yeah, he'll be here for the next episode.
Oh, I thought you meant when Dan got back. I gotcha.
Yeah.
So, Halloween's coming up.
We're getting closer to Halloween.
Yeah.
You guys got any costume ideas that you're going through right now?
I'm going to be the fucking bunny from Donnie Darko.
Yeah, I'm going to get a sheet and I'm going to cut some holes in it.
Is he going to be a pointed one?
He's going to be a fucking ghost.
I was thinking about.
This is grand wizard Dan.
I was thinking about being Bucky from Bucky's truck stop down in the south.
Just wearing like a beaver head with a red hat.
All right, right.
I'll just be fucking Michael Myers, bro.
Should be BLP kosher.
Dude, we should all be dead rappers.
Yeah, Tupac, A.B.
Oh my God.
Way right here.
I'll be back in the morning.
So, Dan, how was Greece?
It was good, man. Like I said, it was a spiritual journey.
Swimming in the Mediterranean.
Was it warm?
The water? Yeah.
Or like in general? The water was warm.
Yeah, it was amazing. It was.
Does the Mediterranean have like the turquoise water type thing?
Well, I was swimming it did. Yeah.
That's wild.
Dude, it's like I think that there's certain things like your body needs from the place you're genetically from and you don't realize until you're there.
Like, dude, all this like background chatter, like anxiety shit.
Like when you're in the environment that your ancestors are from and where they're from for thousands, maybe longer than that, thousands of years, dude, things just like line up like on a genetic and a spiritual level.
And you're just like, oh, this is what this is.
This is why I'm anxious because I didn't have this.
I'm going to the Scottish Highlands.
What language does does Greece speak? Greek? Greek.
Greek. Yes. I didn't know if there was like a different.
Jeopardy question.
White people. So can you speak Greek at all?
Me? No. But dude, if you're there for a couple of weeks, you start like picking up words like it's like, you know how like you get a song that's like an ear worm, right?
You start doing that with language, right?
And like you'll start saying stuff like Ella Ella.
And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
Where did I get that from?
That means that means come, come, follow me.
So like you start saying things like Cali, Cali, Mera, Cali, Sparra, Cali, Nita, just because you hear it.
You know, so you're not really like like if you live there long enough, you're just going to pick up the language.
You're just, you know, and I'm like, what the fuck does I forget which word it was.
But this word, I'm like, why is this word in my head?
Who the fuck said this that I picked this word up and I just started saying it.
I'm like, what the fuck does this even mean?
Dude, there's probably just in the two weeks that I was there, there's probably like 20 words I picked up.
Yeah, like I knew what they meant, you know, so like.
Like not trying either, not actively.
Not like actively like learning.
So in Greece, do they speak English too or is it mostly just 90% of people speak English?
So is it like like most of the time are they speaking English or most of the time are they speaking Greek?
Or can they kind of be like a like flip back and forth?
Most of the time people are speaking Greek, you know, like amongst themselves.
But like if you asked like, hey, I don't fucking understand Greek, they'd be like, oh, OK, they're talking.
Yeah, there's like maybe three instances where I ran into somebody that didn't speak Greek or didn't speak English.
I was at the hardware store, somebody working at the meat counter at the grocery store.
And I can't think of another instance right now.
Does your mom speak it?
Yeah, yeah. So she she says that she's not fluent, but when you watch her speak to locals, you know that she's like fluent enough.
Like 10 years, like I said, you pick up words just from being there for two weeks.
Yeah, and she's been there for 10 years.
She's been there for 10 years. She's been she's been there for, yeah, like over 10 years.
So she's just like up on it.
Yeah. No, wait. Do you also think that this is this is just like kind of taking a sidetrack thing?
Do you also think that your genetic language that you like you were like, like say like German, I've picked up pretty easily, like just because I've been doing it.
But like, do you think the language of your ancestors you can genetically pick up better than I think so?
Then like, like, let's say I go to Germany and I'm trying and I'm picking up the language like and stuff like I've I've been learning German and like doing that stuff.
But let's say I go there and I learn that.
I don't think it'd be the same if I went to Japan or something like I don't think I can pick up that language as fast like and maybe if I went to if I went to Greece, I don't think I'd be able to pick up Greece like languages as good as you could.
But I don't think you could pick up German as good as I could just because just genetically we're like, oh, it kind of like activates neurons that have been like, you know, back your head.
Definitely see. And why I think that's true is because things in nature tend to follow a path of least resistance. Right.
It's like it's all about energy and the path of least resistance.
So language doesn't develop because people force it in a certain way. It happens because that's the path of least resistance to say, you know, what's the word for that thing that I need?
What do we call it? It's going to be the easiest way to say it. And then it's going to get even shortened down. You know what I mean? Like as time goes on.
So like we abbreviate everything as we talk. Like if something's too long, it gets abbreviated.
It gets abbreviated because you're trying to find the path of least resistance. So everybody's brains are different.
So if you have a group of people, their brains are going to be different than, you know, say the people in Germany are going to be different than people in Japan.
They're just wired up different. So those neural circuits are going to take the path of least resistance based on their brain to communicate. Right.
So if everything's working like that, it would make perfect sense that if you have those genetics, you have a similar brain to those people that speak that language and it's going to be easier for you to pick up.
You know, there's some really weird things where people get brain injuries and they get they get accents like they'll get an Irish accent or they'll get a Japanese accent.
A Japanese accent. Oh, yeah. Whacked into a hundred years ago. It's fucking. Well, I think the reason that might happen.
You think there's some sort of genetic coding in there? Well, there's people that aren't like Asian at all and they sound Asian.
I think that there might be pathways in all brains. Right. And so, you know, like the Chinese people, they use one pathway for language. Right.
And because that's the easiest pathway for them. Yeah. And then when certain pathways get blocked through like a brain injury, you have to pick up another pathway. Yeah. To get the same thing.
I get what you're saying. You know, so they're saying, say there's 10, 10, 20 pathways that exist in the human brain for language. Right. And one of them gets damaged. You have to find a way around that.
And you might end up taking the Chinese highway in your brain. Chinese highway. One of those people that just wake up from like a concussion or, you know, getting hit in the head.
They can just fucking speak Russian or some shit. That's fucking wild. I've seen that before. But even if they don't know, if they've never learned it.
You'd be like, what flavor TBI did you get? Oh, I got the Russian one.
Got the Russian TBI pathway. There was actually a guy.
What did he just say?
Excuse me, what the fuck was that?
The one place I really want to fucking visit and I can't right now because of the, actually I could if I got a passport and did security checks and everything.
I want to go to fucking Baikonur where they set off all their fucking rockets and satellites and shit in Russia.
Why don't you just go to Cape Canaveral, bro? It's way cooler.
And like, you know, the people there won't kill you.
Right. There's way less of a chance you'll end up in a gulag hammering spikes in railroad times.
We're going to wait probably until the day I die. But I don't know, Baikonur is fucking cool.
Why the fuck you want to go there?
The Cosmodrome is just badass, bro. It's fucking just this colossal fucking. It's so much bigger.
It's so much bigger. All right, Destiny. Brother woke up in Destiny in the Cosmodrome and was like, bro, I need to go here in real life.
No, no. I fucking forget that that's even where that is.
Go to Cape Canaveral. Just don't go to the museum. It fucking sucked.
The museum does suck. It's fucking awful. It's like two rooms.
Yeah, it's two rooms and then they have like an old fucking space shuttle that's like a mock-up of a space shuttle.
It's not even a real thing. It hasn't been painted in like 20 years.
It's just fucking awful. Yeah, yeah, dude. It's fucking terrible.
And then they have astronaut ice cream.
They have a memorial to the astronauts that got blown up on like the Columbia, the Challenger or whatever.
And like their pictures are peeling off and like it's just like sunfaded.
That's a bad look. It's like, dude, you guys really just don't give a fuck, huh?
That's what's going on here, huh?
That's fucking NASA for you. NASA is not exactly the best.
I'm upset. At least we got SpaceX.
I'm just going back to language real quick. I'm upset that Duolingo, the whole streak thing, I think, makes it worse.
Because instead of trying to learn German now, I'm just going to math just to extend my streak instead of actually learning a different language.
Oh, I don't do that. I do the same lesson like 50 times over though.
It's like I just got to get the streak out of the way.
Yeah, because I'm in the bronze league. I'm learning no XP.
I'm not learning shit. I'm not learning anything, but like I want to.
I still want to learn German, but like I hate the punishments that you get now.
Dude, I fucked my 200 day streak up the other day.
I completely let it lapse. They even give you the extra streak freeze and I still biffed it.
And I got back on the app and it goes, if you complete six lessons in a row, we'll restore your streak.
That's why I fucking begrudgingly spent like 20 minutes going through it because it's fucking 200 days.
So I let it die. I'm never coming back.
I killed my streak. I killed my streak when I went to, when I went on my cruise because there's no internet on the cruise besides like, you know, like basic like, like messaging and like basic like, you know, texting type thing.
Yeah. And I'm like, oh fuck, you got this before. This is before I got like into the hundreds. This was like 50 day streak.
Yeah. So I was like, let's let it go. You don't need it. So I had to start over when I got back. Yeah.
But like that was when I was still, you know, very happy with Duolingo. Now it's becoming a chore.
Yeah, it really is.
But I'm like, I'm not letting that, I'm not letting that drop. I'm not letting that drop.
I can't do that. No, I can. 200 days in now. And then you see somebody you're against in a league and it'll be like two plus years. It's like, how the fuck, what the fuck are you doing, dude? How the hell do you stick to this app for that long? And it makes me want to do it.
I did drop fucking.
I freeze my streak so much. I probably would go out a year. I'm pretty sure I started my streak more than a year ago and I'm only at 200 days.
I started in February or January of this year because that's when I came back from the, from the, the cruise.
Yeah. I freeze every other day. And I'm at 180 now. So I'm like. Yeah.
Yeah. Duolingo is great though. Like it was really good when I was first, when you're first learning it because it's like the simple shit. And now I'm trying to do like fucking like full on sentences in German and I'm like, ich bin, ich, und, und man hoffen, dass.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm like, fuck, I'm, I'm fucking up.
I'm good.
I feel like talking a lot about the fucking inevitable possibility of nuclear war last two episodes.
Casey's going off the rails.
Do you think that nuclear war is happening soon?
No.
Casey's going off the rails with this. He's a paranoid fucking schizophrenic when it comes to nuclear war.
I'm not. I don't care if it fucking happens because I'll be dead in three seconds. I'm just saying it's going to happen soon.
The only way that it would happen. Okay. Here's a, here's a real fucking possibility, dude. It's, it's not going to happen between the nuclear, like the regular nuclear nations, the big dogs.
Yeah. Like, or Israel is going to get fucking nuked or some shit.
Okay. Yeah. So if Iran decides to nuke Israel, right.
Does Iran have nukes?
Yeah.
They have a nuclear program. Yeah.
So.
They have one.
They have a singular nuclear bomb.
Do they?
And it's called the Samson option, which is fucking sick.
Oh shit.
Basically they are, they, it's a, I'm taking my toys and flipping the sandbox over type thing. Sandbox probably isn't the best term to use.
But.
Flirjar.
But like, but like basically if Israel is going to fall, they nuke Israel and everywhere around it.
Wow.
It's like, like a Zarbamba level nuke that they would just drop in Israel and blow up the entire middle East.
Jesus.
It's called the Samson option. And I'm like, that's fucked. You know what?
As shitty as that is.
Execute all the 60s.
As shitty as that is, that's pretty fucking ratchet. Like if I'm going down, everyone around me is coming with me.
Yeah, dude. They're, they're, they would be so fucked.
Why would they want to nuke other Muslim countries?
They're not Muslim though.
Lebanon is, Palestine is.
No, Israel isn't Muslim. You fucking retard.
What? But if you nuke Israel, you're going to nuke Palestine too.
That's the point. The Samson option is Israel's going to fall. So we're going to take out the rest of the middle East with us.
Yeah. Why would you want to kill the people that are on your side?
They're not, Casey, do you know what religion Israel is?
No, I'm talking about Palestine and Lebanon.
No, I'm talking about Israel has a nuke that if Israel is going to fall.
No, you're talking about Iran.
I thought you were talking about Iran has a nuke.
No, no, Israel has a nuke. And if they're like, they're like, if I, if Israel falls, we're going to drop a fucking nuke on ourselves.
They're going to nuke themselves?
That's pretty badass.
Yeah, they're like, we're going to nuke ourselves and nuke everyone around us type thing.
We're going to nuke the entire Middle East, even though we're in the center of the Middle East.
That would solve a lot of problems though, wouldn't it?
Jesus.
Yeah, why don't we just nuke them in a-
Jesus, Adam, man.
I don't know anything about the situation over there, but wouldn't that cease the conflict?
It would. Why don't we just side with Russia and nuke the entire Middle East?
Is that what they want?
I feel like what I said may have came across as pretty insensitive.
I said that out of place of just pure ignorance. I have no idea what's going on over there.
If a nuke went off in the Middle East, the entirety of the Middle East would be fucking glass that would glow.
Dude, if the entire Middle East got nuked-
Which is fucking sick. Just imagine going by the Middle East, it's just fucking glowing glass.
Dude, that'd be amazing.
And then you die.
If the Middle East got nuked, you know people would just be like, yeah, what shit happens?
We're probably better off this way.
I also think it's really funny how most of the world is like, fuck, the Middle East is at it again.
Dude, it's like never ending.
Literally since the dawn of time, the Middle East has been a fucking war zone.
Yeah, how do we like consolidate some of those fucking countries?
Have one religion take it over?
The problem is religion, because people are going to stick to their-
But the thing is, if they had a mono-religion, there would be no fighting over there.
It's because the Christians, the Muslims, and the Jews all had the same holy land, and they all fucking hate each other.
And they all believe in the same thing. They all believe in one God.
They all believe in a fucking magic prophet.
So the Jews believe up until the end of the Old Testament.
The Christians believe the New Testament and that Jesus Christ was the son of God.
And the Muslims have- what's the fucking-
The Muslim says Jesus was a prophet.
He was a prophet and that Mohammed was the real prophet-prophet.
So they're all saying the same thing.
No, they're not.
Basically. They all have their own certain rituals.
But it's essentially the same way of thinking.
It's not the same way of thinking.
They're all monotheistic.
They're technically monotheistic, but the Muslims kind of also worship fucking Mohammed in a weird way, even though he's not God.
You guys worship Jesus in a fucking weird way.
Well, he was a prophet.
You say the father, the son, the holy-
Well, the holy trinity is a different- the holy trinity is one being for us.
Jesus is just the human form of God.
You guys literally suck off Jesus Christ's dick.
That's a daily basic.
Slur jar.
I mean, I would suck off Jesus if I had to.
Whoa.
Oh my God. Slur jar?
You guys take it too far.
No, we don't.
I drink the blood of my God and I eat his body every Sunday.
Yeah, that's a little weird.
It's getting worse, man.
I don't know.
I think all religions just have these rules that they enforce and it just doesn't make any sense.
Atheism is a fucking cult of its own.
Yeah, you know, atheists are kind of like-
Cringe.
Discriminated against, really.
Well, they should be because they're fucking retarded.
Oh boy.
Like, you have to, like, in this world you have to be, if you're not like religious, you're like-
Your condensation from your water is going to fucking hit your laptop and fry it.
What?
Over there, other side.
I don't think that atheism is a cult, though, because I was atheist for a while and it's
not like I was walking around being like, oh, I'm an atheist, I'm friends with all the atheists.
Other side.
Like, no, you don't have a place of congregation for atheists or anything.
Like, you just go about your fucking day if you're an atheist.
You fucking idiot.
What?
Did you get water here?
Oh, this?
Yeah, it was slowly spreading towards the box.
What the fuck are we doing right now?
That is happening.
This podcast has gone completely off the rails.
Atheism is a cult.
It's not, dude.
You don't have a place of congregation.
You don't worship anything.
Yeah, you do.
Richard Dawson's fucking house.
I was an atheist for a long time.
I don't even know who that is, okay?
Richard Dawson is a fucking retard.
I don't see how this is a cult.
Dude, fucking-
Maybe the guy is.
I've never heard of him.
Atheism is just-
Got to make sure this isn't wet.
That's all.
Not having the, everything beliefs.
That's not, we're not getting together and talking about how much of an atheist we are.
There's so much nihilism that comes with being an atheist.
Let's just get together every Sunday and worship no one.
Well, a lot of people, yeah, a lot of people who are atheists don't fucking want to be.
When I was going through that, now I'm agnostic.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
But for a while-
Yeah, when I took you out to the fucking woods with me, you're just like, maybe there's other shit.
I don't even think that was it.
No, I was already agnostic at that point.
I was an atheist as a kid because I just, I had some profound, I don't know, experience when I was fucking on weed.
I was like, I feel like there's no afterlife. I feel like there's nothing.
Fucking retards.
And that was a really scary thought that I didn't want to have, but I believed it to be true for a long time.
Okay, just, I'm not going to fully get into it because I know you want to do it next week.
When you were on Shroom, did you talk to any beings?
No, no, I wasn't that fucked up.
Dude.
Anyone, man, you make me really want to talk about it though because it's a fucking crazy topic.
I'll give my take, B, is he had a completely different experience.
So all right, I'll fucking tell this story and then we'll go to a break.
But so we settle in.
I eat one. My buddy, Brian, is a fucking madman.
He does like five or six of the fucking things.
He did a borderline here.
So I don't know how Shrooms work.
I'll explain it.
So it's like one like, I'll explain.
I will explain.
So it's like one, like just like a standard, like micro dose?
It's not a micro dose.
You're going to get psychoactive effects from it, but it's probably just going to be minor visual disturbances and patterns are going to look a little bit different.
Some mild euphoria, which I did not get.
I had a pretty negative experience, but it's I can't even describe it.
Motion looks really weird with it.
But like you can see even at a low dose because I ended up taking a second one because we were like two and a half hours in and I didn't feel anything.
And I was like, maybe.
And my buddy already was.
He was starting.
It wasn't peaking.
He was still verbal and talking to me, which he soon wouldn't be.
But I'll let him explain it because he had he practically like fucking met God.
I don't know what the hell he did.
He said he thought he died and he was OK with it.
That's all I'll tease for him.
Oh my God.
He was like, that's nuts.
Dude, he was fucking crazy gone.
For me, I was like completely fine.
I was chilling.
Everything felt great.
I felt nauseous and I felt really lightheaded.
And that's all I had for like two and a half hours.
And then we sat down on the fucking nuclear bombs slide.
Why are you doing mushrooms?
Honestly, honestly, dude, I was in a weird mental state where I don't think that would have fazed me.
Like, I can't quite describe the frame of mind it puts you in.
It's so different from what you expect it to be.
Like for me, it was just we sat down.
We threw on.
No, I put on.
So first we listen to time by Pink Floyd.
Yo, then we listen to Strow by dead mouse and all that's a fucking sick.
Yeah.
And he was freaking having the time of his life.
He was he was crying.
He was sobbing like he was just like, this is so beautiful.
And I didn't feel shit at this point, dude.
I felt like, dude, I just want to boot.
But like, I don't want to go because I want to feel it.
I guarantee you old dead mouse on shrooms would have to sound fucking nuts.
And it did.
We revisited it.
But then then the peak came first for him.
And it happened right when we were about to start watching Alice in Wonderland,
because I was like, oh, it's a trippy movie.
Let's watch it. I've never seen it.
I probably say, yeah, no.
And it definitely would have been the cartoon.
Yeah. The old one from the from nine.
I would be fucking scared.
So it was before they went down the rabbit hole.
And he just looked at me and the last words he uttered.
And he was struggling to get words out at this point.
Like he was in a state of mind where he really couldn't formulate them.
Well, he goes, we can't go down.
And he's grabbing my shoulder like strong.
And this is out of character for me.
He's like, we can't go down the rabbit hole.
Oh, my God.
We cannot go down.
And I was like, you want to know what?
Yeah, we're not going to go down the rabbit hole.
And I took it on.
I'm like, what do you want to watch?
And he just goes, this was he was really starting to fucking get out there.
And he goes, Christmas, Christmas.
And he explained to me after he became verbal again that all that was was him saying like he wanted to do something that was like a nice memory because he was starting to bug out a little bit because this was when he said that he was looking at me and I looked like a lion one second.
Then a weird lizard thing.
The next thing he was speaking.
Yeah, he was.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't even there yet.
That's when he thought he died.
But he was starting to get there.
And for me, I just started to feel a little something. And so I put on Miracle on Ice.
I was like, good fucking movie.
So I put it on because Disney Plus was all I could fucking manage to get on the TV.
And then, like, while we were watching, it was just like all of a sudden I noticed, like, everything kind of looked like it was in stop motion a little bit.
And I was like, oh, shit, that's not real.
And that freaked me the fuck out is like, I'm like, I know my eyes are betraying me right now.
What part of the movie were you at at this point?
Was it like when they were actually training or was this?
It was right.
It was the time they're on the ice when the two kids get into a fight.
Oh, Callahan.
Oh, yeah.
Yes. When those two get into it and it was really intense.
And then I remember I looked at her Brooks and one of his eyes got like slightly bigger for a second.
And then I saw these weird dimples on his cheek that I knew weren't there.
And that's that made me start bugging.
I looked at Brian and at this point he was fucking gone, like completely gone.
His pupils were like you couldn't see his irises like his pupils were so dilated.
And it's like I saw like and I know it wasn't there, but I saw like a vein on his forehead and it looked like it was pumping blood to his eye.
And as I just kept getting progressively bigger and that free thought, I didn't think it was going to pop.
I just knew it wasn't real. And I was like, holy fuck.
This is the next couple hours of my life.
Like this is really scary, actually.
And that negative emotions.
And this is the crazy thing I will say about shrooms is that if you start to get scared of something, you're going to see it.
No, you're going to see it.
Like because it was just like if I looked at Brian, I was like, Brian's going to look like a demon.
If I look at him, Brian's going to look like a demon when I look at him.
And you need to you need to face that fear and that fear took a solid like hour and a half for me to overcome.
And the effects of the drug just got stronger and stronger.
Everything had like a black outline to it.
Like it was borderlands, like everything was cell shaded.
Yeah. And like I said, everything was in stop motion.
Your body starts to feel weird.
Like I went into my girlfriend's room.
I needed her to ground me because I knew I was starting to and I feel bad because at this point, Brian is full peak.
I still wasn't even there yet, but Brian is completely nonverbal.
I left his ass on the couch for like an hour.
I felt so bad.
I walked into the room and I'm talking to Cece and it was like, I'm OK, right?
She's like, yes, like I don't have any reason to be worried.
Right. And I just kept asking like these because she was tired.
I woke her out of a dead sleep.
So I knew I was being a dick and pestering her.
So I was just asking like one word.
All she had to say was yes.
I'm like, I'm going to come down.
Right.
Like, yes, I'm not going to feel this way forever.
No.
And I was like, I only have two arms.
Right.
Then she laughed and she looked at me and she's like, what?
I was like, it kind of feels like I have four.
Just tell me I have two.
I only have two.
She's like, she's like, Jesus, dude.
Yeah, bro.
I just remember from that point on, I walked out and I was like, like I started to calm myself down.
I started to try to give in, but it was so hard because it was so scary for me that I just I walked out and I went back to my buddy, Brian, and it was like trying to talk to him and I'm getting nothing out of him.
He's just looking.
He's gone.
And he just like he wasn't he wasn't there.
The lights were on, but no one was home.
Like he was somewhere else and he explained it was completely out of body.
He felt in no attack in no way attached to this world or reality whatsoever.
He said he was completely gone.
But like I just remember she did a shroom episode where we where we all just fucking know I'm never doing them again.
I'm never doing them again because it was like I had a profound journey.
You need to like whether you want to or not, you're facing your fucking fears when you do it because he told me the same thing.
He said he started to bug out a little bit for a while, but then he said at a certain point, it didn't matter because he wasn't death.
Yeah, he I don't know if he I don't know if he faced like full ego death.
That's like if you do a shit load, that's like that's some crazy.
That's what happened to Mike Tyson.
That's what like that Mike Tyson said, like he had a full on ego death when he was on ayahuasca.
Yeah.
And he's like, bro, I like he like full on had a full on ego death with me.
Basically, you meet yourself, you meet yourself and you like recognize your faults and you just realize the stupid.
You just realize how little everything not to sound nihilist here because this is not a nihilistic way of saying, but you realize how much shit doesn't matter.
Like you take everything a little bit less seriously and you can come away from it with like a profound.
Like there's people who do shrooms once they get off of it.
They start going to the gym every day.
They like go back to college and go to church and shit like yeah.
Like for me, that was exactly what I experienced because I was feeling it.
My experience was not because I met my own ego.
My experience was I saw what my mind had hiding behind it and I saw how how it was just desperately trying to make everything so negative.
I couldn't have a positive trip because my brain was so anxious it didn't want to let me like my buddy was over there sobbing his eyes out to time by playing Pink Floyd saying this is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
And I'm like.
I'm horrified right now.
I'm going to sober.
I know this is time dude.
No, and it is.
It's a phenomenal song.
It's a great great song, but it was just fucking dead mouse though.
I wouldn't even have thought of that.
That's that's gotta be good.
The one thing I will say though is we walk back in.
So I spent so much time out from like we saw the McClanahan fight and I remember hearing the.
Michael is the only DBSA again.
Again, I remember hearing that and I was like picturing it in my head, but then I walked out.
I'm a hero.
I walk like a Rizzi.
Dude, I walked out right before the big game against the CCP and I was like, this is going to be wild.
And it was one of the most profoundly intense experiences I've ever had because like again, dude, I don't know what it was about Kurt Russell and her Brooks, but he looked creepy and my brain did not like him.
It made him look really scary and his eyes got black and he got like the Empire fangs.
Yeah, dude.
And he just looked like a ghoul.
And it was.
I don't know.
It was just weird.
And then I was like, did they look that I was my eyes were having such a tough time.
I couldn't really distinguish the Americans from the from the Russians.
Yeah, it really was like and I just remember the whole time.
I just wanted to calm down.
I wanted to feel better.
I didn't want to be on it.
Really funny that you watched Miracle on Ice on your high.
Yeah, dude, it's really funny.
It's really it's crazy.
It's crazy how your mind can just like your emotions are so fluid when you're on it too.
Like I remember we put fucking a Bilber stand up on and half the time the jokes were super funny
and I was laughing harder than I've ever laughed in my life.
And then the very next time I look at the screen and he would look like a demon and like his body was like all moving
like it was AI generated and just moving unnaturally and it would start freaking me out.
I get up and I'd start pacing for like five minutes and then I'd calm down and laugh and it was just a cycle.
But literally in the moment in between seconds, I would be like he's really creepy.
I got to calm myself down.
All right. He looks normal again.
And it's just I don't know.
I remember at one point I think I was actually texting Casey.
I was really bugging out pretty bad and I just went to the bathroom.
Is there spelling mistakes in it?
I don't remember.
No, I was I text.
I don't know.
But I sat down and I was just like I literally like was getting so anxious and then it was like I fucking put myself
like I control all deleted and open task manager and just shut anxiety off.
Like it just pissed me off because I was like I'm getting so anxious and fucking scared.
I want to enjoy this.
And I was like well then don't be anxious.
And it was gone.
And like I can't do that.
And when I'm fucking sober, it was really weird.
You can just like pick what emotions you wanted to feel and make it happen like that.
And it's I don't know.
They're actually treating PTSD with hallucinogenics now.
Yeah.
And I see why.
I see why.
I felt I felt like a different person since I took it for sure because you just start to see just how much your mind is capable because all all mushrooms does it's not like it's I mean it's I mean it is coming from the mushrooms.
But all it is is changing the pathways in your brain like and you just see all this shit that your brain is capable of that it just doesn't show like I'd rather take ayahuasca like I could comprehend the size of the universe.
And that's like insane.
Does it have an edge?
No, I don't mean like that.
But I just mean like you can watch the edge.
Where is it in your brain?
In your brain?
You can like picture these unfathomably large like sizes and stuff and your brain can't wrap your head around that shit when you're sober.
You can't like blocks it out.
It's like it says that that's a thought you're not allowed to have.
So when you think if a person like me who's a deeply religious religious fella, if I took it, do you think I would see something different than you would?
I think you probably would.
Because you saw like the universe and shit.
Maybe I would see something along the lines of God.
Everybody sees the universe.
That seems to be one of the things like in all the research I did online before because I was really hesitant to take these because I knew I was going to have a bad trip.
I still did.
And like it is OK.
But like no, it probably gears it a little bit.
But I think once you get to a certain enough dose, the shrooms are going to show it what it wants to show you.
You're kind of just like, dude, it puts you in the passenger seat.
That's all I can say.
Like you you lose control and you can't get it back and you just got to ride it out for a couple hours.
Like you just it's called a trip for a reason.
You literally are going on a fucking journey that's going to last a couple hours.
You're not going to start a cult, are you?
No, God, no, God, no.
And like I said, I'm never I'm never going to fucking do them again.
It was one of the most profoundly terrifying experiences of my life.
But I think I came out of it a better person.
You're not going to shave your head and become all religious.
Born again.
No, I can see how I can see how people that are religious could become atheist and I can see how atheists would become religious on it, though.
Yeah, because like, dude, you I just go the opposite way.
I think so, because, dude, everybody, everybody, everybody sees different shit, but it like it presents everything you see in such a convincing way.
It's just I don't I can't put it into words.
There's no way to describe it.
Next episode, me and Tyler take shrooms.
Oh, my God.
No, no, like, dude, you need like nothing but maximum happy stimulus and this would not be it.
Like even even just being in a basement would be enough to be like, oh, yeah, like you'd be like, yeah, you would.
You would start drawing metaphors and making these connections that don't exist and they would stress you out.
And then you'd go outside and you'd probably be like, I'm in heaven. It's a beautiful earth.
Oh, my God. Everything is breathing.
That's the crazy thing.
Everything is breathing.
If you look at a fucking wall, if you look at like a couch, breathe everything, everything.
And you feel this overwhelming sense of just how everything is connected.
Everything is called sleep when you're on shrooms.
You can either have some crazy dreams or you can be completely fine and not remember.
It would be like if you think, you know, sometimes you wake up and you know you were dreaming, but you have no fucking idea.
But you could have that experience, too.
When I started to bug out, I told myself like I'm going to put myself to bed because every minute this shit is getting stronger and I'm doing less and less well with it.
So like I got to put myself to and then I started peeking when I was in bed and I was like, this isn't going away.
Me telling myself to fall asleep is just not going to happen.
Like my heart rate is fucking one hundred and thirty right now.
I'm not falling asleep.
Did the bed feel weird when you were laying in it?
Everything felt weird. It felt hypersensitive.
Sometimes everything felt amazing.
And then the next second, I felt like my skin was made out of a carpet and it was insanely uncomfortable.
It was just very weird.
And like you I don't know, you kind of get this thought process of like it kind of freaks you out that like you have like bones in your body and you start thinking about biology and shit.
And I want you to fuck. Yeah.
And you're like, get get my fucking bones out of my skin.
Like you had these crazy thoughts like that.
You're just like in this frame and you feel controlled because you're in a human body.
And it's just we finally had a Joe Rogan episode.
Oh, man.
You guys ever do DMT?
No, I will never touch a fucking I mean, dude, weed and weed and fucking beer is it for me.
I don't need anything else.
I feel like I have the same kind of experience like the first time I got really high and you will say that.
And to a certain extent, it's true.
But I was like hallucinating.
Yeah. No, you can doubt the first time I ever smoked weed.
I definitely had that, too.
I was seeing patterns and shit, but it's so different, though.
Like I just can't describe it.
It's completely different.
I got nicotine sick one of the first times I smoked a cigar.
Yeah, it's like comparing booze to weed.
Like it's two completely different feelings.
And shrooms is so much more intense than either of those two.
So on the levels of hallucinogenics, isn't like shrooms like like the middle ground of like things like you got like DMT and shit.
It's like up here.
Yes, less than DMT and acid.
Yeah.
I had a buddy who fucking did DMT.
Well, he told me a story that he did.
And the guy had no reason to leave.
I feel inclined to believe him.
But he told me that in high school.
It's like, oh, so what was your trip like?
And he was like, dude, I felt like I got put into a lead container that was like 10 meters thick and had just enough room for me in it.
And then I felt all of the matter in the entire universe crash down on my legs.
And I felt true excruciating pain for 10 minutes.
Thought I was dying.
Thought I was in hell.
I felt like it lasted three years.
Like, no kidding.
And then the very next second, he felt completely fine and just snapped back to reality.
And he was like, I am never doing any drug ever again to do it.
And to my knowledge, he's still straight edge.
He doesn't drink.
He doesn't smoke.
I don't think he does caffeine.
He doesn't fucking do anything because he's like, I'm never.
I'm good.
I'm so OK with Casey to do some shrooms that he'll stop doing weed.
Maybe I think it would be a good experience for like, you know, it helps a lot with mental wellness.
It does.
I feel like I've been I've been a lot less anxious.
I've been a lot less certainly a lot less panicky.
Like my panic disorder has really calmed the fuck down a lot.
Oh, I couldn't do it in my house.
Dude, you can't do it anywhere where there is any negative input for me.
I have so many fucking I have like so many religious like I have a crucifix and shit like all over my fucking.
That's going to bug you out.
I would freak like I just have Jesus talking to me.
You would probably see him get crucified in real time in your head.
Like I'm not even kidding.
The drugs powerful enough that you could 100 percent.
Oh, my God.
There he is.
For me, the other thing that was wild and like this only lasted like a couple minutes for me.
Brian said he felt this for hours, which is wild to me.
But like all of a sudden, you just completely lose any perception of size.
And like one second, I would feel like I was as big as this coin.
And the next I would feel like I was as big as this room.
And I really can't describe that as it was literally just like it would start looking like I was on the table and just like, yeah, I've got that.
I think so trippy.
What kind of mechanisms in your brain you're messing with, like think of how ancient the system is that tells you how what size you are compared to the rest of the world.
That's like, dude, that system's millions of years.
Yeah.
And you're just breaking it.
I've never I've never done like hallucinogenics or anything.
But when I was younger, I had panic attacks that made me feel like I was different sizes.
And no, yeah, no, I feel like I could do.
I'm tricky.
No.
So I was I was they do, though.
I was in a sociable I never told us on the podcast, but I was in fuck.
I had to be below fourth grade.
So I think it was like third grade.
I was taking like an exam and like third grader, like doing like one of like this shitty, like stupid retarded like third grade tests.
And I was like writing with a pencil and it ended up feeling I remember this.
Yeah.
It ended up feeling like I was holding like this and then it got bigger and it got bigger and bigger until I get felt like I was holding like a pencil that was this size.
And I'm like and I could hear the fucking scribbling of like fucking like like shit from on paper.
And like that made it so much worse because I could hear like 20 kids start overstimulating.
I could hear 20 kids like scribbling on their fucking paper and I'm just sitting there and I'm like holding the pencil like this is getting fucking massive.
And then I could feel that my skin and I like it.
Hypersensitive.
And I was just like I just screamed like I'll stop fucking writing and I ran out of the fucking room and ran down the hallway.
I don't know what my teacher did that.
I don't know what the fuck was that.
I wore earmuffs for the rest of the school.
Panic attacks make you have those like derealizations it's called where you like get those distorted sense of reality.
Yeah that fucking sucked.
I get that like so often like I get that if whenever I'm at a red light for too long I notice that is no I can't describe it to it.
It's like and I think it has to do with like you know how like when you.
I used to get that out of red light.
Yeah.
You know how like when you're driving a car and you've been going 60 miles an hour for like three minutes.
Fucking red lights you guys.
Dude it's not a pleasurable.
Like we were stopped in traffic at a red light and you feel like like even if I wanted to I couldn't get out of this situation because I'm stuck in traffic.
Then you're stuck fucking anxiety starts.
That's why when I was fucking coming back from my brother's bachelor party I was like freaking the fuck out.
I'm like I am six hours away from home.
The tire is going to fall off of my car.
Like I'm so hungover I already get panic attacks if I drive hungover.
That's why I don't ever do liquor except for this fucking party and like dude I just it was the longest rolling panic attack I've had in my life.
I was so long I could not stand still.
My legs were doing this shit.
I kept fucking like pulling my hat back on and like I was giving everybody else in the car anxiety but I could not calm myself down.
I could not ground and it was like.
I used to fucking walk into the med and I start like realizing right and I feel like I was just like this like circle around me and then outside the circle everybody's like fucking blurry and like distorted.
And I'm just like and then you know I would just like get sick and just you know puke in the bathroom because you know how to stress.
Yeah.
These are your health care professionals.
This guy's disassociating.
This guy's puking in the bathroom and wiping his mouth off.
What was that?
Protonics you needed.
I know right.
You know how bad it is.
I was in the back of a fucking ambulance with the fucking writing utensil growing outside the ambulance.
These are your fucking health care workers.
I mean I did have a slight mental breakdown one time at our former employee.
Like I just got back from like like I I got I like I came back from like a really fucked up call and I was trying to fucking like get the blood off my hands and I like in my brain I was at the fucking sink like 30 minutes and in my brain I couldn't get the fucking blood off my hand.
Jesus Christ.
And it was freaking me the fuck out.
I never had anything.
And I was like I was like I kept and I kept on I fucking I guarantee you I took like half of the fucking soap dispenser with me because I just kept on fucking wiping it on my fucking hands and shit and I'm fucking like keep I kept on doing that and I looked down and it just kept on like it wouldn't like it would go away but then it would just come back and I'm like fuck fuck.
Yeah.
I never had that.
I am more I am more what Casey has where it's just like you kind of just be like oh shit nothing's real all of a sudden and wow I feel like I can't breathe.
And it kind of sucks and you like you're you're just you're useless like you can't speak like I can't hold a conversation when you feel that way and that doesn't last for that long but when it hits you you're like oh god I'm gonna boot.
I feel that completely I've never had that happen like on a call or anything I literally only get them when I am in a car typically at a red light or if I'm just driving mindlessly on a highway for like like the two hour mark it usually hits this is an actual fact that read that like red light not like just like a red light from like a thing but like red light can actually cause hallucinations if like you have like a red light that's just like in your face.
I'm not hallucinating yeah I'm not hallucinating I have a red light that I keep on like as soon as it gets past like seven o'clock at night.
If you put a red light on and you and you cut a ping pong ball in half.
That's sensory deprivation you're talking about.
But like you can do that and then like just fucking put on white noise and you can hallucinate like within like.
I'm gonna try that.
It takes it takes a little bit more practice than that you'll see you'll see some shit but you gotta yeah it's it's I actually did that and I did have like a.
Kind of out of body experience with no drugs ever I did that when I was in high school me and my buddy did it we sat in my fucking small ass bedroom I was in the bed and he was like laid back reclining in a gaming chair.
And like we kept asking each other in the beginning really you feel anything yet which completely blew you out of it you need to just do nothing for 20 minutes before anything happens.
Like that's what my office looks like after like eight o'clock at night.
That's like.
Yeah and that's like a legit 250 dollar red light therapy light.
Really like yeah.
It's like a certain wavelength.
So I bought a sauna.
Sorry go ahead.
I bought a sauna and it has a red light like therapy thing.
Oh does it?
So like it's like a sauna pot.
It's literally just in my bathroom.
Oh shit.
And I just sit there and like it's like a steam sauna so I have like a chair and it has like a red light that comes through like a little like like clear plastic thing in the thing and you just fucking sit there.
For you know however long 15 minutes normally is like what I normally do.
You are absolutely staring at yourself in the mirror the whole time.
No it's like it's like a black like curtain.
No but you sit there and you're like this and like you're just sitting in there and like you just have a red light.
So it's like completely black.
But then like there's just like a red tinge to everything that you can like see.
And it's just steam and you're sitting in it and you're just like this is actually kind of nice.
I love those kind of vibes dude.
Yeah and like I literally it's in my bathroom and I put like my phone like outside it and I just have it on like a playlist.
But I'm just sitting there and I'm like I just picture a massive like mold infestation in your bathroom closet now because the humidity.
No no no I have a I have like the dehumidifier in my ceiling.
So it's actually it's not even like a thing.
It's completely self insulated.
It's like almost like a tent like material like throughout it.
And like the steam just stays in there.
And then I just have my vent going on.
So when I open it up it just gets sucked out through the exhaust fan.
But it's actually really really nice.
Like it was 250 bucks for it and I would buy it again.
I remember as a kid.
I love saunas.
As a kid what we would do for fun when we fucking grew up in the middle of fucking nowhere.
We would sit in a hot parked car for like three hours until we like started throwing up and then we would go cliff jumping and the water felt so amazing.
What?
Dude that's just that's a country boy living though.
What the fuck is that?
Dude I lived in the country.
You didn't do that.
Yeah no it was pretty cool though because you're like oh my god it's so hot I feel so sick.
Oh shit let's hop in the cold ass water now.
And then you take that dive and you're just like probably brought ourselves within like inches of syncope a couple times.
You ever try and choke yourself in Masterbeat?
No.
It's okay.
I was going to ask or watch you.
No I want to hear this.
What did you say?
You ever choke yourself in Masterbeat?
Never.
Well not choke yourself but you tie it like kind of a noose kind of thing.
I had to go to two deaths because of that.
You put it on back.
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
Yeah.
Shit is fucking.
Don't do it.
It sucks.
It fucking sucks.
I would not recommend.
So Dan you've been in saunas before because I guarantee you have.
Yeah.
Like you're a fitness guy.
They're great aren't they?
Oh yeah.
Like especially the second that you step out of it you're like.
Well it's like it's free cardio.
You get the same benefits of doing cardio but sitting still.
It's awesome.
I love it.
I used to go to the one at Vant all the time.
I do the one over at ABC.
Like after my workout I go into the sauna for 15 minutes and I sit there and I just
kind of do like a.
Like the first couple times that I did it I could only do it for like five minutes at
most.
And then I eventually started getting into it.
I'm like oh.
Yeah try a parked car in broad daylight next time.
You'll get similar effects.
It's still 100 degrees in those things.
Yeah.
Oh no it was.
We'd be fucking throwing up.
So Tyler you remind me of looking out at yourself in the mirror.
It reminded me of when we went on vacation.
Me and Megan went on vacation and we got like a couples.
It was like a couples room for like you know people on their honeymoons.
Yeah.
Because it was just like a you know cheap kind of room that we saw.
But there's like a jacuzzi in it and there's just fucking.
Room.
No that was different.
That was in Salem.
This was in the Poconos.
So there's like mirrors on on all four walls and a mirror on the ceiling.
Oh shit.
Mirrors all around the jacuzzi.
I'm like why is there so many mirrors.
Megan's like because people want just want to see themselves fucking.
I'm like I don't want to see myself.
I don't want to look at myself.
I do not want to look at myself.
Like can we take these mirrors down.
Really.
You all think that.
I don't fucking love that setup.
I don't want to fucking.
Gross gremlin like creatures.
I don't want to.
Nah man.
Like even when I was like even when I was like in really good shape.
I don't want to fucking look at myself.
Nah bro.
You're a sexist fucking badass.
Also just imagine just jerking off in a room like that.
That is an ad on the soundboard site.
Just imagine like jerking off like in a room like hey I.
You just shame that you must feel.
You just feel like I can't do this.
All right I want to jerk off in front of the mirror.
Like I'll fuck in front of one.
Yeah.
That shit's fucking awesome.
I just got a great idea.
Hear me out.
I can't believe y'all don't believe that.
You're talking about auto erotic asphyxiation.
Blood pressure cuff.
Right.
Hear me out.
So you don't have to get it in time.
Yeah you just let it out slowly.
You're going to use a fucking thigh cough around.
You get the automatic one.
Automatic so it's.
That's wild.
I love when I put the.
Last thing you use the Velcro slightly popping.
I thought I thought you're going to do something along the lines of saying we should have a mirrored tunnel that we all sit in during the podcast.
What do you think the blood pressure reading would be.
Pass the fuck out you look it would be like 40 on 10.
Whoa.
Like wow I was not using my brain.
Like this podcast actually did take off and we did a fucking.
God help us all.
And we did a mirror tunnel as the fucking like studio.
That'd be terrifying for people I think.
A mirror tunnel.
Like you like you'd make the entire thing like a like a domed mirror like throughout the whole fucking thing.
Just a freak fucking guest out.
Oh boy.
And like have like like the same like blinking like different color lights.
So we're just like yeah this is fucking scary.
I think we got to do a live episode.
Try and get some phone calls.
That would be fun.
We have an audience for that but.
All right let's take a break.
Can't even get a fucking email dude.
We'll be back.
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Welcome to Jeopardy.
Your host Alex Trebek.
We got all your three contestants back.
Here with your.
I got this.
12 time winner Daniel the vitamin man.
Oh yeah.
And the vitamin man.
Three time winner the Trace Ali man.
The Trace A.
25 time winner Tyler.
Half a century.
Quarter century.
Let's go.
God.
Tyler's.
You guys got to fucking come back.
Fucking.
The throne.
I was so close.
Dan.
I almost won the last time.
I listened.
The only one I would have got is the three from Sarah Bell and the brain stem question.
Because it's part of my job.
But all the other ones I would have been fucked on.
I should have got that one too.
I was kind of mad at myself for not getting it.
That's a tough question.
I if I didn't have to use that in practice every day.
I would have gotten it wrong.
Tell me how I was actually kind of confident on my Jackson five answer.
I said the same thing.
I kind of thought.
I heard that I was like oh my God.
That might fucking.
Be real.
Yeah.
I was not thinking of that at all.
Dude.
All right.
You got categories today.
Yeah.
Hats off.
Musical hometowns.
Numerology.
Signs of the zodiac.
Hot ones.
And what do I stand for.
I predict a loss for me today.
I was the one last night.
Yes I did.
First pick there chief.
Give me the things again.
Hats off.
Musical hometowns.
Numerology.
Signs of the zodiac.
Hot ones.
And what do I stand for.
Let's do what do I stand for.
For 200.
The M in CD-ROM.
The M.
Yeah.
In.
What is media.
Incorrect.
Oh fuck.
What is memory.
Memory.
Oh shit.
Ali Mac.
Damn.
Keep it going.
400.
R in DPRK.
What the fuck.
The R in DPRK.
No.
Nobody.
The Republic.
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Oh shit.
Yeah fuck.
I didn't I didn't I didn't recognize the acronym at first.
Now I feel like an idiot.
Ali Macs.
Keep it going.
600.
I in IED.
Improvised.
Yeah.
You're quick with that one.
I thought it was IUD for a second.
I was going to be like.
I still I wouldn't know what that is.
Eternal I think.
Oh.
Semination.
Daniel.
Semination.
I like this category.
Let's keep going.
800.
You can wager up 2000.
What do I have?
400.
I haven't even buzzed in yet.
I'll wager.
This is like 200.
Damn I was going to say this is a good category to go big with.
All right.
200.
The T in NATO.
North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Treaty.
Correct.
All right.
A couple free points there.
Do I get the question too?
Or like how many points do I get?
You get 200.
You bet 200.
Oh that's it.
OK.
And you want the last one?
Yeah.
The F in GIF.
I actually don't know what it is.
What is format?
Yes.
Oh shit.
Did I lose any points?
I don't think you didn't say anything did you?
OK no.
Yeah baby.
All right.
Ali Max.
Ali Max lead.
You got hats off.
Musical hometowns.
Numerology.
Hat's off.
Tyler's letting these guys win.
What did you want?
Hats off.
200.
This Cold War era president was the last to wear a top hat to his inauguration.
No way.
Not him.
Time it out.
What is Ronald Reagan?
Nope.
That's what I said it can't be him.
I think it's Nixon but I'm not sure.
I don't know.
That would be JFK.
JFK wore a fucking top hat?
I could just picture Ronald Reagan wearing a top hat.
He would have been my guess.
He would have been sick, just not that sick.
He would have looked at a top hat.
And he fucking took it off and they were like it was like a controversy because he was like
fuck the top hat.
We don't need to do this anymore.
Dude if I ever became president I'm bringing it back.
I'm bringing it back.
Ali Max been.
Keep it going.
400.
This hat may be better known as a Russian fur hat.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. I know what the fuck it- I know what it is. No, no, it's not that. Um...
Fuck. I just call it the Russian hats. No, it has a name. Oh my god. I fucking know it too.
I'm gonna feel like such an asshole. I'm just gonna put this down. I haven't paused it yet.
Are you playing the zero game today?
All right, that's uh, Ushanka. Fuck!
Wouldn't have gotten that. I knew it. I fucking did know that. Is my- okay, my buzzer works.
I'll be back.
Just make it sick. Keep it going. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
600. Hold on, never again. This hat most popular for men in the early 20th century may get you called a neckbeard today.
This is fedora. Fedora.
Yep.
My god. My- wait, what was that?
It might get you called a neckbeard today.
Neckbeard? Yeah, dude.
What is that?
Have you heard that before?
Yeah, redders, dude.
Some guy who thinks that they're super intellectual.
It's like a hipster, like, fucking nerdy guy.
It's like a fat hipster nerd.
Probably has a ponytail.
Probably has a ponytail. The neckbeard's like, with her shitty hair like, here.
Because he can't grow it like here, so he just gets like the shitty- yeah.
Tyler's big.
What were the categories again?
Hats off. Musical hometowns, numerology, signs of the zodiac, and-
Let's do musical hometowns for a thousand.
Thousand?
Leonard Skinnerd.
Ah, fuck.
I don't know.
Leonard Skinnerd.
Don't answer there. Anyone else?
Pronounced Leonard Skinnerd.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't- you're gonna go a thousand in the hole.
I feel like you're about to take a pot shot out here.
Am I? Should I just do it?
I don't think you should, no.
I'm gonna say somewhere in fucking Alabama.
Yeah, they have a song from Alabama.
Tyler's big.
Keep it going with that. We'll go 800.
800, slipknot.
I know, I know where- what state they're from.
Does that count?
Or is it-
It's hometown.
I know it's state.
I know it's state they're from.
Where does it start?
Is it a popular, like, place?
You can't quiz me about what the answer is.
Let's time it out.
Take it a hint, dude.
It's in Iowa.
Tyler's big.
We'll do that for- what's the next- highest?
600. Nirvana.
Oh shit.
I think it's-
Eh.
It's Los Angeles, California?
Nope. That would've been my guess.
That would've been my guess.
No, really?
Seattle, Washington. Really?
That makes sense.
Tyler's big.
We'll go with that.
Let's clear this one out. 400, Led Zeppelin.
America!
Well, then I said so.
No!
No.
London.
I guess we'll finish off this guy.
I thought it was the United Kingdom.
200, Post Malone.
Syracuse, New York.
Damn.
Tyler, you got
hats off, numerology,
signs of the zodiac, and hot ones.
Let's do signs of the zodiac, I guess.
200, from 1986
to 2019,
this was a car model made by
Ford.
It's a Taurus.
Nice!
That was good, Tyler!
Signs of the zodiac.
400, song by
My Chemical Romance, covered by
21 Pilots.
Fuck, dude!
I was literally
cunt hair away from pressing the button.
Signs of the zodiac.
600, from
lyrics to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana,
she eyes me like this zodiac
sign when I am weak.
What is Pisces?
Pisces!
Damn! I was trying to go through
the whole song to get to it, and I couldn't
get there fast enough.
Why was that so muted? Did you guys hear that?
No, because you were holding it like this.
Oh, okay.
Keep it going.
800, represented by the twins
Castor and Pollux.
What is Gemini?
Yell.
Damn. What? Gemini's twins.
That was a fucking wash for me!
Tyler's play.
We'll finish off that category.
1000, represented by the scales
of Justice. What is Libra?
Shit!
I thought it would be a lion.
I'm a Libra, bro.
It's the only reason I knew that.
The only reason I got the Taurus is because I am a Taurus.
Dude, this chick used to drive one of
those in my old, blacker place,
and we called it the Clitoris.
The Clitoris? That's awesome.
You got hats off, numerology,
and heart pounding out of that.
What are the scores? What are the scores?
Give me the fucking... Daniel's got 400, Tyler's
got 1600, Alimax got
2800. Wow.
I'm never coming back from this!
In the lead!
I just haven't been bombing in that much.
I'm trembling right now.
Don't choke.
Fuck.
I'm sending the fucking
thing flying over here.
Don't choke, dude.
What are the categories?
Hats off, numerology, and heart ones.
Hats off.
800. Red felt hat
with tassel, most associated with
the Ottoman Empire. What is a fez?
Is that really what the fuck it's called?
I should fucking know that.
I know it's from the game, the game
fez. With the fucking monkey hat?
Yeah, the monkey hat.
Is there any left in the hat?
Yeah, a thousand. I'll do the hat.
Small brimless hat, worn
primarily in the Jewish community.
What is a yarmulke?
Yarmulke. Yes!
Here you go, Dan.
Coming back! You got numerology
and heart ones.
Heart ones.
200.
The boot jiloka
at 1 million Scoville is known by this
spooky name.
What's ghost pepper?
I should have had that.
I thought it was going to be
pepper X. I thought so.
Tyler's.
Next one.
For 400.
You got 2600.
That's Alimak score?
2800.
Let's make it a true daily double because I'm not really
feeling it today.
Oh my god bro, why?
Risked in 2600. Please get this wrong.
Native to Trinidad, this pepper
can reach a heat up to 2 million Scoville.
To Trinidad?
Yup.
2 million Scoville,
hotter than the ghost. Hotter than the ghost
pepper. What's pepper X?
I'm just going to go with. It says
pepper X.
It could be the scorpion pepper.
I thought this
It's hotter than the ghost pepper?
Holy shit.
Dude, he would have just blown that game wide open
there if he got that. Oh my god.
That was a ballsy move.
I give you credit for that Tyler.
I would have done the same fucking thing.
I'm not really feeling it today. I'm not doing
You mean bro, you were 200 behind me
and you're not feeling it tonight. I'm not feeling it tonight.
I'm not like super into it.
Yeah, you're not really going to win. Tyler's just going to
win. Oh yeah.
I knew all of them. I just didn't want
to buzz in. It was like way too much
effort actually.
Fuck it, we'll keep doing that.
Hot one, 600.
This hybrid of the Carolina Reaper and
pepper X.
Uh, nevermind.
This hybrid of the Carolina Reaper and
pepper X sounds as if it might fake
the moon landing.
No, I don't think
you guys are going to know this. Apollo
pepper. Oh, I did know that!
Fuck me. I was thinking
like government. What the fuck is it?
Of course it's Apollo. It's on one of the
hot sauces we had down here at one point.
Fuck me. We'll do the next one then.
800. Frank's Red
Hot is made from these kind of hot peppers.
What is cayenne? Yes.
Damn.
What was that for? That was for 800.
Shit dude.
God damn it.
Dan, you were putting this thing through
the rain tonight dude.
It's just so short.
Buzzer is going flying.
Wait, I'm tangled. Hold up.
Technical difficulties.
This show sucks. Yeah it does.
Alright, let's get it going.
You want hot ones for a thousand?
For a thousand.
Jesse originally
put this spice into it. What is chili pepper?
Yes.
Jesus. Fuck.
What the fuck did you have in there?
Jesse put the spice into his meth and breaking bad
to give it a distinct kick.
Fucking electric tonight dude.
Jesus Christ.
Why did he put it in his fucking meth?
Chili Pea!
That's my fucking signature.
You got the entire category
for numerology.
Oh my god. 200.
200.
8 score and 1 year ago, Lincoln
delivered the Gettysburg address making a score
this many years.
Wait. No. Back it out.
Can you say it again?
8 score and 1 year ago, Lincoln
delivered the Gettysburg
address making a score this many years.
8 score and 1 year
would be 80 years.
81 years.
No.
Yeah, me and Vance bro.
Casey, can I get that vape?
I'm stressed now.
That would be 20 years.
What the fuck?
I thought it was 4 score. No, I said 8 score
and 1 year ago, Lincoln gave
the Gettysburg address.
I thought 8 score
was going to be my answer.
I'm so glad I did.
Go Ali Max pick.
Keep it going down the road.
400. Super Bowl XL
played in 2006 is better known to the
non-Romans as this number.
XL
which is 60.
Extra large.
Incorrect.
What is 50?
50 incorrect.
XL.
It's not
60?
It's not 60. Are you answering 60
again? I don't think Super Bowl 60
has happened yet. It's almost happening.
Wait, XL?
It happened in 2006.
What?
You said it happened in 2006,
Dave. What is 30?
30 incorrect.
It's 40? 40 correct.
Let's go.
What's Tyler's score now?
Negative 800. Let's go.
What the fuck is going on?
Let's go for 1000.
1000.
Can I bet? You give these guys
special things.
How many wins do you have Tyler?
25.
I just wanted to hear that.
Tyler's got
negative 100. Let's give him up to 1800
to bet.
I'll bet it all.
This is gay.
The number of degrees, the angles of a
triangle add up to
what's 90?
No.
That would be 180.
Why did you just fire
from the hip on that?
I just thought, I thought
I remembered the right triangle.
If you think of a triangle
and one could have 90 degree angle
it can have
two right angles.
But it could definitely have one.
So you know it's at least more than 90.
Nah dude, it's 90.
Tyler's got numerology
for 600.
Let's fucking do it.
The product of 83 times 9,
also an aircraft.
What's 787?
What?
787?
747.
Yeah!
I mean 787 is also a plane.
How many points?
What?
You got 600 for that.
Nice, nice.
Last one Daniel.
800. The number of red stripes
on the American flag.
What is 14?
No.
What is
12?
It's not 12, it's
7.
7? Yes.
It's 13.
There's a...
It's 13 total.
Motherfucker.
This is fucking crazy.
Tyler's got negative 2400.
Daniel's got 1000.
Aliwaq's got 4600.
Damn!
Try not to choke this out.
I'm gonna bet it all!
Okay.
I believe I've already won.
I'm not fucking my numbers up.
I've already won as long as I don't blow out the wager.
Maybe Aliwaq.
Category is American history.
Wow, thank god I fucking got my points early.
Holy shit.
Wait, what were the scores again?
Tyler's got negative 2400.
Daniel's got 1000.
You got 4600.
Okay.
That's what I wager.
Yeah, I'm not really feeling good.
Congratulations Aliwaq, you'll get a win.
That isn't assisted.
Somehow.
Yeah, this is a crazy turn out.
I don't know, I actually did kind of good tonight.
I don't think I got an incorrect answer all night.
I only got a couple of points.
I'm not gonna lie.
I got an incorrect answer all night.
I only buzzed in for ones I knew.
Damn, that Pisces one fucking got me going.
I got your wagers.
Final Jeopardy.
Name two of the three cities or towns
that planes crashed into on 9-11.
How many?
Two of three.
Come on.
Well, we all got the easy one, surely, right?
I know the state the other one's in.
I don't fucking...
I don't really know why I care,
to be honest.
Why you care?
Yeah, because I mean...
Should be good here.
Unless somehow Dan
quadruples his points.
If you throw in some twists, I will leave.
I fight hard for wins.
No, no.
You should not listen to a word.
You should give extra points for getting the third...
No!
For getting three.
Alright, Dan.
If you get all three, Dan,
I'll give you 4,000 points.
No!
No, you don't.
Yeah, you should.
That would be amazing.
I'll give you 3,000 points.
3,000 points.
Yeah?
Wait, how much did I have?
4,600.
Ah!
Glad we got that out of the way.
Just had to do a little bit of a screech there.
Just a little bit of a stim real quick.
You gotta get three, Dan.
I know.
Dan's second.
Hard about that third one.
It's not as big of a city as the other ones.
No, it's like impossible to know.
I know what state it's in.
Everybody knows what it's fucking state is.
Dan gave up on the three.
Let's see.
Tyler said New York City and Washington, D.C.
No.
Oh shit.
Nah, it's not where the Pentagon is.
He bet it all horse cum.
Yeah, the Pentagon's not in D.C.
It's in another state, I think.
Dan said
It's in Virginia.
New York and Washington, D.C.
Oh shit.
Dan bet a thousand.
So horse cum is a negative wager.
So a negative times a negative is positive.
Dan's down to zero.
Yeah, but you didn't even get the question.
Yeah, but it's a negative times a negative.
It's like dividing by zero.
I just made an error.
Ali back to Manhattan and some field in Pennsylvania.
He bet nothing.
With our score 4,600.
Ali back with.
Yeah, baby!
You don't see it happen very often.
There wasn't even any bullshit or your foot.
That was good.
I got a bunch of the thousand questions on that.
And it fucking failed me the whole way.
The answer was New York,
Arlington, Virginia.
I was gonna say Arlington.
Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
Shanksville?
I almost put Arlington in there, but then I was like some field in Pennsylvania.
I don't need to answer.
That was good. That was a solid win, Ali Mack.
That was actually in Virginia, the Pentagon.
This is the official coin toss coin.
I'm the quattro now.
Ali Mack's fourth win making him the quattro.
All the Ali Mack fans out there.
For everything in the story to draw on.
Heads or tails?
Heads.
Heads or tails?
Well, I mean he already said heads.
I guess I got tails then.
There's only two people.
There's only three people.
Some heads.
Tails never fails.
Heads, maybe.
Give me that.
That coin is wrong.
There's no heads or tails.
I'm still good to talk if you guys are.
If you want to go home, you can do that too.
Man, I gotta go rub one out.
It's about that time.
I'm agreeable with that.
I'm no good for whatever.
After that win, maybe I'll just go down to night modes.
You got an hour left, dude.
Ali Mack, you actually, Ali Mack, you won so last two times ago, you won a million Shiba Inu.
And I saw Shiba Inu actually fucking doubled in price last week.
Wait, you were going to give me like ten bucks worth and I guess I would have got like...
A million Shiba Inu.
So how much is that?
Well, I mean check what it's worth now.
It went up from fucking, it doubled in price literally.
I was pissed because I didn't have any.
I thought you always kept some money in Shiba Inu.
No, I couldn't buy any Shiba because I'm margin investing.
When you margin invest, if you buy like risky stocks, it brings down the amount that you can margin invest.
So Dan, what are you thinking like muscular women?
Muscular women?
Yeah.
Dude, I like women that have some authority.
What if a girl can bench more than you?
I don't care.
You don't care?
No, it's to a certain point.
Once it gets to a certain point, it's unattractive.
What if this bitch is benching fucking four plates?
It depends on what she looks like, man.
Because there's some women that are really muscular and they're really fucking hot.
There's ones that look like your gym teacher in high school.
Yeah, they're fucking rough.
Do you remember the rant that you went on in the parking lot of Albany Dunkin Donuts about how tall women looked down upon you?
Did I?
It was on the first podcast we did.
That sounds like something I would say.
I don't remember it.
I think tall women are real hot actually.
Yeah.
I think they're gorgeous.
Yeah, I agree.
There's this Instagram model that I found who is seven foot two.
Holy shit.
Her legs are like the size of your body, Dan.
That'd be fucking fun.
Oh yeah, Angel Reese says she will only date an NBA player over seven feet or some shit.
Who the fuck is Angel Reese?
She's like that WNBA player.
She's kind of like the best one with the kid in Clark.
Listen, if I fucking, you find a girl who's absolutely fucking a brick shithouse built like a motherfucker, ugly as shit, but you can get a D1 athlete out of that as a child.
Would you have a kid with her?
I mean, there's a lot of factors there that are not being addressed.
You get an NFL fucking first fucking first round draft pick out of this.
I'm going to give the politically correct answer.
And I like the girl I have.
Okay.
A D1 draft pick.
That's raking a lot of money.
You're going to be raking a lot of money.
I'm going to give them a boring fucking answer to that question I can give you.
Your son is going to be a fucking superhero.
They're going to fucking go to the NBA.
They're going to be making multi-million dollars a year.
Yeah, and then your son is a millionaire.
Yeah, and you're probably getting pegged.
Yeah.
That is another factor to it.
You get millions of dollars, but you got to get pegged.
It's worth it.
Well, we know you love that.
I don't.
I don't know where this notion ever came from.
I simply argued that it was not gay.
And I think Tyler, you were backing me on that too.
And Beepus was really, really thought it was gay.
Yeah.
So did I.
I don't know, dude.
It's just.
No, you said you might get pegged one time.
And then you were thinking about it.
No, no.
There's more to it.
That's an off the air story.
But no, that is not what was.
No, no, no.
No, a joke was made once.
Oh, oh, this isn't the story I remember.
No, no.
I think he was fully thinking about getting pegged.
No.
This is the story I remember is that you were interested in trying some new things in the
bedroom.
No.
That's exactly how you worded it.
No.
Yep.
Lies.
I can't even remember, dude.
Hey, man, look.
That was what, fucking three years ago now?
To each his own.
He's matured.
He doesn't want to get pegged anymore.
If that's what you like.
That's what you like.
No, no.
I think I said something along the lines of like, if she wanted to.
I think I think we have it recorded.
I'm pretty sure that we should do a rewind.
Actually, no, I remember what I said.
I said I would do anything.
I would do anything once.
That was what I said.
And that got spun really fucking hard.
So Alex McDonald said he would do anything once.
All right.
We're going to leave some room right here to pause the podcast.
Casey's going to pull that up right here.
All right.
Insert that here.
And then we're going to, we're going to talk about it after.
I don't want to, because I don't, I don't agree with that statement anymore.
I said that.
Oh, you don't want to know the truth.
No, I said that at the time.
All right.
I would not do everything once.
I'm less adventurous now.
Being that I'm the memory of this podcast.
So Ali back didn't actually talk about on the podcast.
He texted it in the Facebook group chat.
It's even worse.
And so he was thinking about getting pegged by his girlfriend.
Okay.
Let's, let's look it up.
And he said, I might go through with it.
That's what he said.
That's if I remember correctly.
I remember talking about it on the air.
So if that did happen, I don't ever remember.
We're going to insert that right here.
All right.
I'll try to find that.
All right.
So I'm going to stop pause.
Okay.
We're back.
And we're back.
Ali back did get big.
In the end, we're going to find out.
I think this is the, this is, this is the new chat.
So it only goes back to 2023.
I can go back to the older chats because Casey kept on just making new chats over and over again.
Oh yeah.
You know, I just said I'd do anything once.
And I think I defended that point.
And now you guys are going to make me look like a fool.
I think that's what's happening here.
Anything though, anything.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a stupid fucking thing for me to say.
And that's not true.
Anything.
I would like to say, I would also like to say formally, I have not been pegged.
That has not happened.
We'll come out and say that.
Anything.
And there's a, anything is a lot of things.
I'm just saying though, that pegging is not fucking gay though.
I think that that's a weird fucking way to take that.
I don't.
I don't know dude.
That's an act between a man and a woman.
Where does the gayness come from that?
You're talking a lot of shit because you were backing me up too.
Okay.
No, I'm still saying pegging is cool.
I just, I don't care.
Okay.
I'm glad you didn't retcon that.
No, you're like, you're all like, no, no.
I'm like, yeah, I don't fucking care.
Pegging is sick.
If I get pegged by a goth girl, fucking so be it.
It happens.
Well, here's my thing.
I'm just gonna be the only way like that.
I was going to see like this girl was a 10 and a half like naked.
Maybe, maybe there you go.
Dan, there's a maybe and Dan, you think that would be gay.
It depends on how hot she is, dude.
It's that effective.
It's gay or straight bro.
What the fuck?
It does.
I don't, I don't see.
I don't understand that.
Like where does the homosexuality, the attraction to men come in there?
Like that's, that's, that's what homosexuality is the end of the day.
So like, where is that coming from?
I remember I was getting into this conversation or like, well, would it be, would it be gay?
Yeah.
If you would it be gay if you had a woman piggy with a strap on the look like a fucking
big black cock.
Like that, it has to be non cock shaped.
It may come down to the shape.
He did.
Tyler, I think you're onto something there.
It's not cock shaped.
This, and then it came down to this.
What if a dude tucked his own dick in and then wore a strap on and then fucked you with
it?
Would that, would that be gay?
Well, it's the guy doing it.
Yeah, but it's not a dick, dude.
Yeah, but it's a dude though.
It's not, it's, it's not a dick.
I don't care if it's not a dick.
I see that, babe.
You guys got me pressed right now.
Good.
That's the right answer.
I was just trying to antagonize you.
It's a naked guy.
That's the gay part.
All right.
So.
With a woman with a fucking strap on, she still has a vagina.
She's got the big old titties.
If she strap on fucks you and then you can fuck her pussy afterwards, not gay.
You see, I just don't think I'd get anything out of it.
Out of what?
Like getting pegged.
Like I just don't see how it's a good time.
Well, there's such thing as a prostate orgasm.
I get that, but like, I don't know, man.
Just not getting fucked in the ass and then just goes.
You're shredding.
I feel like you're, I know, I know it's, there's nothing wrong with it, but I feel like you're shredding out a part of, a part of your dignity.
You're getting fucking penetrated.
Like there's no.
Oh yeah.
Peggy.
I know.
You're going to get penetrated.
I know.
You're, you're shedding some dignity there.
That's all I'm saying.
But like, say this is a girl you're going to be in a relationship with, do you really want to put that kind of power in her hands?
That's what I said at the beginning of this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't believe that there's any lasting power.
Fuck her in the ass because it's a give and take there.
I don't, I don't believe that there's any like relationship altering power shift there.
Yeah.
Subconsciously there is.
Every time you get into a fight, she's like, remember the time I fucked your ass.
Yeah.
Dude, subconsciously.
Yeah. You remember the time I fucked yours.
Like, I don't know.
Like I just, I don't see that.
Consciously.
She's always going to have that in the back of her head.
Just running, dude, just that real of her just just looking down.
That's what I'm saying.
You shred some dignity.
You shred some dignity, but I don't believe that that's like a dynamic.
Your fucking cheese.
Also, dude, every chick's different.
I feel like to some chicks it's like, oh yeah, we fucking tried it.
And then to other chicks, it's like, I'll never let him forget that.
Like it's also the personality of the chick.
Subconscious.
Like in the back of her head, she's always going to be like.
Yeah.
But if you fucking do a bunch of other kinky shit, there's just as many other things that you could say that about her to be like, remember that time I had you fucking saying all this shit.
Like it's, I don't know.
It goes both ways.
I think like if both parties have that, I don't really, I don't see there being like a huge power shift there.
I have like my girlfriend is her fiance now.
Like she's the most passive person on the planet.
So even if she had something like that, like being like, yeah, well, I did this.
I'd be like, well, you could shut the fuck up.
And she'd be like, okay.
Yeah.
But she's playing that real Tyler in her head.
You got to keep them.
Jesus Christ.
That's how you got to keep them.
I'm just joking.
Yeah.
She talks back.
Fuck it.
What the fuck?
I was half joking.
Half.
Oh my God.
Trying to make.
So what are the kind of sexually deviant behaviors?
God, you know, the thing, the thing, the thing is like, I know that there's actually like a good chunk of people I know that listen to this and it's weird.
I have to look at what I say on here as like through that lens now.
Yeah.
But like I don't like the hot wax, like the candle, like wax.
I've done that before.
That's fun.
It's kind of it's weird because you're like, ah, I do massage oils.
The ones that fucking smell good.
Oh, that shit's fun.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
Ice was cool.
Ice was kind of cool.
Ice is too cold.
Getting a getting an ice cube like rip down your spine.
Yeah, that shit's a meat.
That would turn me off.
Shove ice up your ass.
No, shove it.
What the fuck?
No.
Taking an ice cube and putting it down your spine.
Oh, that just feels like a wooden.
It's actually uncomfortable to me.
I don't think I'd.
Well, Dan, you've been pretty quiet.
What's your what's your sexual deviancy that you can do there?
My sexual deviancy.
Is it fucking grandma's?
Dude, look, I love me some old ladies.
Okay.
You know, I can't take you seriously with fucking headphones.
They pull it like we got to get you an actual pair of headphones.
Back to the things I like.
86 episodes and dad doesn't have headphones.
I don't have a real headphones.
The eyes and the nose are now missing from both ear cups.
It's just fucking gotten spilling out.
I do love I do love me some some older women.
So you're a hags, Maxer.
That's like a new tag.
You ever hear a hag Maxic?
I guess so.
I guess that's what it would be because a bunch of like guys in like their like early 20s,
like fucking like, you know, 40 plus year old women, because, you know, most of the girls,
this is their quote, not mine.
Most of the girls now quotation marks are whores or people that you don't want to sleep with.
And the older women already are financially stable and they'll give you a fucking snack pack when you're done.
Like they'll send you off like that fucking pudding cup.
They'll give you a pudding cup.
That's what's up.
Like fuck that.
Like a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew kid.
Thank you.
Like seriously, if I was single, I would I would be going after like 40 year old women now.
I've never been attracted.
Really?
Yeah, it's never been a thing for me.
You just like that.
No, that's bad.
That's bad, dude.
You might throw my thing is like it's definitely a power.
That's bad, dude.
It's definitely a power thing.
I guess.
Yeah.
Like I definitely I like women in uniform.
That's the thing that turns me on.
Okay.
Older women because it's like the authority of like their age.
What about like a nice, like really, like really well dressed stockings businesswoman?
Yeah, I love that.
I feel like you are definitely a foot guy, Tyler.
No, I mean, I've gotten a foot job once, but like it just looks like a foot guy.
You do.
You just kind of give off that.
I've gotten a foot job once.
It wasn't it wasn't all those cracked up to be.
So I'm like, but it was kind of like I actually know I got two when I was when I was single.
So it's happened multiple times.
Like what you're telling me.
Yeah, I wanted to.
I want to try two different ways.
Like once you like sat in front of me and kind of did like the weird like front.
How are you are definitely a foot guy.
Like the second time I got done, she just like she like wrapped her legs around like
from behind.
That one was okay.
But like it just it there's so much better shit that you can be doing.
You know, it looks like a foot guy is JD Vance.
Dude, if a girl tried giving me a foot job, like get those fucking things out of here.
I feel like that's like just like so like a foot thing is just so low on the.
Yeah.
So it's the do you know why that you know why that happens though?
Because your brain has people have foot fetishes because the area in your brain that controls
like your genitals is next to the area brain for your feet.
Yeah, that's people associate those two things like an erogenous.
So that's true.
No, it's like an actual fact.
Really?
Yeah.
So it's like when he gets like the wires cross a little bit.
Yeah.
Sounds like you looked up.
Why do I have a foot?
No, but like, you know, a little bit too much about that.
But I was like I was I was like, like fucking I was like, whatever.
She's like, you want me to give you a foot job?
Like fucking whatever.
And I'm like, do I get the fuck you afterwards?
She's like, yeah, I'm like, cool.
I'd fucking do it.
Yeah, I don't really want it.
But she, you know, she did that.
But like the one from behind was kind of like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
But like the one from behind was kind of nice because she like wrapped her legs around me
and then was like kissing on the neck while from behind.
What?
No, like she like wrapped her legs around from behind.
What the fuck is doing that?
Did she do that?
I don't know.
She's really flexible.
Jesus Christ.
So what are you?
Are you like sitting crisscross applesauce or whatever?
I like sitting on the edge of the bed kind of like this.
And she's like wrapped up behind me like doing that.
Like I'm like double-jointed feet. It's like wrapped it around his
But like like I did that I'm like that's not really that cool so I'm like whatever it's not that not that big of a
deal
Man, I try you know the whole thing. I'm like I'll fucking try it
There's like you know when you see like people be like yo, it's best thing. I'm like fucking whatever. I'll try it
I'm like it wasn't that cool
But like it all depends on how hot the girl is she's like yo
I'm gonna give you a foot job, and she's a fucking six foot two goth girl with fucking you know six pack
I'll be like all right
She's a fucking whale it's a no-go yeah
For sure yeah, I don't know I just think I'd be like kind of like get those things out of here
I would probably make me fucking Dan would get a foot job from an old lady
Yeah
I've done my say anything actually you've gotten a foot job the silence is deafening man
So like
Ass or tits we can go around I'm a big guy ass ass all day
Fucking love me. I like to have booty cheeks the older. I get the more. I like tits. I think yeah
I've always been an ass man like I like well as in high school
I like like you know small tits girls now that I've matured. I'm like alright big tits are the way to go
See I don't know now cuz like when I was like it like like when I was young
But I think it also might be because I was also still in high school and like being like all these girls are fucking most
Of them are flat chested anyways, and then when I got out of high school. I'm like oh oh
I get it now
You're like like you start looking at like you know the moms and stuff you're like I get that now I get out
Yeah, yeah, like once you start getting to like the actual breeding age like of being like you know the breeding
What's the breeding age
You know like when you get into like something off of Jeff Epstein's I like
when you get to be in like you're like your 20s like as a man and you're like I
Don't want to just have sex just to have fun
I want to have sex do you know actually have children like they like that's what I mean by breeding age like being like
I'm not having sex to have fun anymore like I'm doing it to actually procreate now like type thing like that's where your brains at
Like type thing you're not like you're not like oh, yeah, let's go just fuck women dollars
It's like you're actually like alright. I want to actually have a kid type thing now
So you're not like looking at like yo, she's just really hot you're like alright your brain like kind of switches to like
Can she can she provide for like a child like shape wise and stuff like cuz like the stick women?
reading wise
The stick women they'll fuck everything up for if there's any sick women out there
Oh my god
In a universe in a universe where Elon Musk made a gender gender
Flipping fucking potion that he drank and he became a full-on woman not like surgery like it's a natural vagina
Would you fuck him? Yeah?
Was magic
Otherwise it would be gay dudes are your fucking flashlights, and you can have like a real thing, but it's a homie like stop
I'm done by a couple shares
Fucking female Elon Musk yes, all right would you fuck him all hairless?
Kamala Harris yeah, yes, of course I wouldn't vote for her, but
I'll second that
Yeah
She's not bad, and she's like 60 something to I thought she's 59. Yeah, dude
Like women are staying attractive so much longer. I mean yeah, dude
60 years old 30 years ago was fucking old cuz all the drugs all the dude when I was fucking yeah
But I was single on tinder. I would put my fucking my age range up to the 60s
Dude, yeah, and I'm fucking there's some attractive. There was some really good-looking 40 year old women that I've asked with
Bro, I'm like six years away from 40. You're making it sound like it's fucking I was 18. Yeah, yeah
That's double my age right
That's why if Kamala Harris gets elected as the first women president will you acknowledge that that's an accomplishment?
And what accomplishment yeah, why I mean dude
Vagina and I got elected as president. I should be accomplished what the fuck was like Barack Obama's the first black president
It was like it was a thing for like a month, and then that was it
Kamala Harris will literally send us into World War three and kill us all but you know what because she has a vagina
Let's clap for her
Clap those cheeks
Goddamnit damn dirty damn it. God the slur jar should just be overflowing
It's not even a slur, but it just feels like money should get thrown in for that
but like
What race of women do you think is the most attractive dude fucking Lebanese, bro?
Seriously though like people that are from like like the Mediterranean area are like the most attractive like in that region
Well, you're also
Genetically you're from that no, but I'm serious. So look at look up the most the most searched porn star and checks me a Khalifa
It's the checks the checks of Falkins. They're the high there is the highest amount of porn stars from Czechoslovakia than any other country
Then I might just speak to the conditions. Yeah more than anything
Yeah, I always found like Slavic women look the best you know
But I think Slavic women are like an in-between between Asian and white
I'm gonna be politically correct again. I think all women are beautiful shut the fuck up you have you have a type
We
Know you don't like white women. What was the last time you dated a white? No, I wouldn't say that actually I
Mean, I don't want your last two girlfriends have not been white
No, well, I've only had two girlfriends
But there's been plenty of women I've talked to in that in-between period that were white and of just other
Races to listen I did Asians. I dated a black girl once no you didn't yeah, I did
I did date a black girl once in high school
I dated a black girl I dated sounds kind of sus
We would have heard about this before middle eastern girl around the time that you were thinking of becoming a neo-nazi
No, that was that was before okay
We didn't talk about that did we know we did
No, I talked about like six times. I am no longer a neo-nazi
That was a that was a bad dark tide of my life that you were one so you so it's very close
So you dated the black girl and then you became a neo-nazi. No, I was after I did
It was after I did the Russian girl if that happened actually
It's wild just airing this shit out
Well, I yeah no longer no longer associate with that because it was a bad time in my life
I was in a dark place. It was like a dark dark place
Yeah, I think people turn to the extremes when they're in a dark place. Absolutely. That's true
That's true in almost every sense of the word
Yeah, whether it be like, you know either side of the political spectrum around left or the right
Like if you're in a dark place and you're on like the right you're gonna be a fucking nice thing
You know, you're getting foot jobs and you're getting begged
Calls for the extremes if you're in a dark place. Yeah, when you're in a dark place like shit gets bad. It gets real bad
It's like actually true
but like even people like in the in the fucking
In the hood and shit fucking poor conditions if they turn to a dark place they become gang members, dude
Yeah, exactly. It's just like the same thing as becoming new neo-nazi. Basically you just fall to your darkest like
Aspects like type thing your darkest self
Like I'm sure all of us have been in a very bad place at some point and you've wanted to you know
Go go dark side as we'll say I've ever I've ever wanted to join neo-nazis, but yeah
Stooped that low I never joined the neo-nazis, but I was like it's almost unthinkable
I was I was definitely in the alt-right will say like but no just then
What just then I was not not anymore. Yeah, just call yourself. All right. I'm not all right
Anymore I was all right back then you're all right. You're just far right you were all right now
You're all right. Is that what you're saying? I was I was all right now. I'm pretty okay
Okay
man
Yeah, I mean I was I I was in a really bad place and the only people that were telling me that I was right
We're the neo-nazis. So I was like, yeah these guys and like they they were like, you know what just because you're you
Doesn't mean that you're a bad person like yeah, you're right. And then I'm like, oh fuck they're Nazis
I feel like there's some warning signs before that
I feel like you kind of just got to look at your something they may be like wow
The only group that supports me is not see I might have something fucking wrong
Yeah, and then I then I realized that and I reeled myself back and I no longer associate with that bus
And now you're right in the middle, right? I'm closer to the middle than you think
I
Actually took the political like spectrum like thing and I am slightly authoritarian right like slightly
Christ like I'm almost entirely libertarian like I am like I'm like the thing
I was where George Washington was like that's where my political like leanings are like that general area
So like it's it's basically like when you have like the the spectrum thing like the cross like this
I'm like right here and like I'm like I'm closer to the Senate than you'd think like I'm like
I think there's like like you're on the spectrum. Oh, I've been on the
But like I I'm like slightly authoritarian, right?
But like that's pretty much like where I'm at
Like I am slightly to the right and slightly authoritarian and that's pretty much where my political
Spectrum is I would agree with that. I think I'm slightly, you know on the left towards whatever the other side is libertarian
Yeah, live left
Wait, you're not libertarian. No, I'm more authoritarian than libertarian. Yeah
I'm gonna live and let live. I'm like dead in the Sunner. So you're you know, nothing. Yeah
Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, I can pick on everybody. I'm left with most social issues, but when it comes to like
economically, it's I'm almost almost completely libertarian, but I
I think it's really there's like a whole bunch of questions on it
There's a whole bunch of questions questions on it that were like I think I'd be more right and more
Authoritative if they didn't have the fucking like you want to kill all Jewish people like no
I don't want to do that and they're like, alright, well, he's not he's not all the way to the authoritarian, right?
It's like the fuck kind of questions are these we took some of those tests on the podcast. Yeah, we did. Yeah
And like we're more like, you know
We're more similar than you know, we seem but the political climate in the US has just been pushing people apart
Yeah, but like the thing is if you're not completely on the left if you're if you're arguing to someone who's on the left
You're a Nazi and if you're not completely on the right
Yeah, but somebody were arguing on the right. You're a fucking you're a fucking libtard faggot. You're fucking fascist. All right. Wait
Jesus Christ, that's a soldier fucking we found one
Fucking we found one when we were on our way to the 21 pilots one one got behind the yeah, it didn't get censored
Did you go back and get it? No
No, that was already published. Oh fuck. Yeah
Yeah, people people are more apt to like come together is that uncontrollable
I
Want to compromise right but like I'd rather come we're so fucking divided now that people just want to argue with each other
I want to find a middle ground with you but argue with you is like arguing with a fucking retarded five
Yeah, and that's how he feels about arguing with you though
Well, no the time I think there's
I think he's more four years old
There's a lot of things we could compromise on
There's some things that will never compromise on and I think that's fine
Like there's some things that me and you will never see eye to eye on and that's like what?
Completely fine, but you have to find a way to work together with those things that you don't agree upon to Institute rules
That would be good for everybody
Listen, you sound awful left-leaning right now case
I'm Frank ruined me as a child. Yeah, we'll all hold hands and dance in a circle
I feel like that belongs in the slur jar
I have and Frank on my shirt right now and Frank ruined me when I'm a BLP kosher and the shirt is
Unspeakably tie-dye
I just cannot believe the shirt you're wearing. I'm still I'm still surprised
They showed that to me when I was in fucking sick like fifth grade
We watched the the diary of Anne Frank with literal fucking women getting you know
They're head shaved and naked on it and like there's like yeah, this is fine to show fucking fifth graders. I'm like I
This is awakening something in me and I don't know what what's going on
I like shaved heads now and then you hop into the fucking neo-nazi clique and wanted to shave your own
Right. I did have a shaved head for a while, but it wasn't because I was a neo-nazi
It's just okay. Like how you worry skinhead. No, that's what I was in like middle school. I had a shave
I mean I always had a buzz cut. I never shaved it though
Like it wasn't like skin, but it was like very like, you know, like the really prickly like like thing
Yeah, it was like that Dan. Did you ever shave your head? You look like you've shaved your head before
I mean, I have a buzz cut. Yeah real low buzz cut
Yeah, you look do that. Oh, yeah, your profile picture is that isn't it still like with like the low low like it's shorter than what you have on top now currently
Yeah, I think so. Yeah
Casey do you ever have a buzz cut?
No, I have mushroom cut when I was
And everybody's like
You know, I always had a mushroom cut because my mom wanted me to you know, have a mushroom cut
Why did your mom want you to have a mushroom cut?
I don't know
I was like mom, can I stop having mushroom cut because everyone's calling me mushroom cut
So my dad maybe your kid Ron Weasley
My dad made me get a fucking crew cut until I was like fucking in middle school
It was like ridiculous like I would go to the bar every fucking week to get a fucking crew cut
Yeah, it was a problem. My parents didn't give a fuck
I just didn't care. I didn't care what my head looked like until I don't know like maybe like late middle school early high school
And then I grew it out. I did an undercut. I dyed it blue and then I dyed it purple
But the purple faded to a hot pink like overnight. That's awesome
It was yeah
And I just remember it was pretty cool because I hated the way it looked but it pissed me off and it I
It was honestly a pretty positive experience because some people be like
Why did you do that to yourself and be like why the fuck do you give a shit like fuck off dude?
Like I'm gonna do this to my fucking hair if I want to and it kind of made me just like wanted to fend my
Pink hair even though I hated it
I mean I I dyed my hair piss yellow because I want to dye it white but I didn't leave it in long enough
So it was yeah, you did what I did at our previous employer. Did you forget about I had the fucking banana head
I had the banana head but that was also when I had I
This is the cringiest fucking thing that I wore. I had piss blonde hair
I had a cross earring and a dagger earring in the other ear
Jesus Christ. It was so fucking cringe. You're like that fucking new metal thing
I was I sent to the group chat the one tick-tock. Yeah, like
Chainsaws here time to die
Have like a weird like phase where you like you dressed differently or had different hairstyle that you were like
Fucking cringed about now. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like when I was really into like blink 182 and
Emo back in the day. I used to wear dress socks with shorts. Why?
Well, you asked me if there's anything that is kind of that is cringe, but that's a real weird one
No, I mean, they're just black socks
You know what I mean? Like I guess yeah socks and just like looking back is fucking dumb. It's like dude
Come on. What the fuck are you doing? I swear Mcbeth's that was like the brand of sneakers that like Tom DeWong from Blink 182 started
and with fucking knee-high fucking
Dress socks with shorts. It's fucking retarded
So I always wore like sweatpants are really really really baggy jeans
And I'd wear like a my chemical romance t-shirt or another emo band t-shirt or a hoodie
That was like said like death on it or some shit and I had the piss blonde hair
A cross earring and a dagger earring. That was rough Tyler. This is just what I picture you sound like I just gotta play this
That's just I just that was how you acted at our previous employer at all times just I
Drink the piss I was deranged dude. I fucking I matured a lot
I mean we all have we all have we were fucking wild. I was smoking fucking like two packs a day
Oh, man, I was fucking like smoking three cigarettes at a time
You still do
In my mouth all at once I had fucking three cigarettes
Well, I was at a ocean city for my brother's bachelor party
we ended up just talking to this old guy who must have been in like his late 60s and
He's like, are you guys mind if I throw the ball around to the guy is clearly fucking loaded beyond repair
He is hammered burnt to a crisp never puts on screen on he's smoking one cigarette
And he's got a second one on deck on lit in his mouth and he's throwing the football was really
This is fucking Ocean City, bro. This is pure unadulterated. This is what this he fucking gives you
Sparks it up. He's smoking too for a minute just unironically not doing it to be funny like unreal to
Just encounter a stranger like that in public
I
Mean people like the strangers and freaks in Grand Theft Auto but in like real life. Yeah, it's like weird
I had a guy at the gas station like this normally happens down south, but I had this happen once here
I was like filling up my gas tank and it was like fucking 3 a.m
Some guys came out of the bushes with a gas thing. He's like, you know, can you fill up my gas?
I fucking broke down like five miles away. I just need some gas but get the fuck away from me weirdo
Yeah, like these people just come up and like do shit. Also go into a public bathroom at any point
You're running a gamble with that shit. I had a fucking guy who's just screaming in the fucking stall when I was pissing
I'm like, I don't know what's going on in there, but I don't really want to know
Like a core memory. I remember being like 13 or 14 and I had to take a dump when I was in the middle of a movie
I can't remember what movie it was and while I'm shitting in like a cross gate small bathroom stall some like
Five-year-old just crawls into my stall and says looking at me. I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like I'm shooing him away with my foot he just looked at me
I don't even think the kids spoke English and then he just like got screamed at by his dad and yanked out by his fucking foot
This wasn't me, but this is my fiance and it's a really funny story. I wish that she was here to tell it
But I'll tell it here
We went to Washington DC and she had to go to the bathroom like when we were like doing like the mall walk at night
like going to see the
Lincoln Memorial and like the yeah like all that. Yeah, we just did that. So like we went there at night
So like she's like, hey, I really need to use the bathroom
So I'm like, okay
So I hung out outside and I was just like fucking like, you know looking at all the stuff like, you know from far away
Being like okay, this is kind of cool and she came out
She's like so fucking something real weird happened when I was in there and I go what happened to you in the bath?
Whatever you say something real weird happened to you in the bathroom. Never a good sign. Yeah
No, so not many positive outcomes that story
she said she was in the bathroom like she is in like the stall and then she just heard like the sound of
Barefeet slapping on tile and she's like what the fuck and she's looked under the stall and she saw someone who's barefoot just like
Walk in start crying for like five minutes then
And walked out like that was real fucking weird. They are probably on shrooms
Megan said I feel that
When we went to Hurricane Harbor in New Jersey a fucking waterpark
Megan was like changing in the bathroom
She said some woman like some fucking Hispanic woman or 60 just opened up the curtain and was like
Like watching her change. She was like, hey and Megan was like get the fuck out. She just watched her. She's like
Just screamed at her she walked away. I'm so I went to summer camp
And we would go like the the the the Lincoln pool in Albany
sometimes for summer camp and we'd have to get changed there and like
It's really creepy looking at it now, but like there's like a bunch of like, you know
Seven to like 12 year olds. Yeah getting changed in there and then there was just old dudes that were just fucking
You know naked in the fucking thing just looking at little kids getting changed
Yeah, like there's a bunch of like fucking 60 year old men is looking at me when I was fucking getting changed
Yeah, that is wild years old. I remember I would I was like at a summer program because both my parents worked all the time
Yeah, and yeah, we would go to a lake in a we go to a lake
Grafton and they didn't install any dividers in the changing room. So when we got there
Everybody would just have to strip down in this public fucking room
It's just it was we had most of our counselors were all females
There's only like one dude that went in there with us to watch us like
It was creepy even just changing in front of other kids was fucking weird as a kid. I didn't like doing it
I and I remember when we went to 21 pilots
Yeah, all the in the TD garden all the dividers
Between the urinals were made of were clear. Yeah glass. Yeah
They were like plexiglass, I think they were just splash
Like why not just do it fucking okay then like what it was clear. They probably put it in there for coven
I'm six feet away. Look at my cock. Yeah, that place was fucking I don't know but like I don't like
The fact that I was eight years old and a 60 year old was watching me fucking change in a fucking
like thing like that fucks that like fucks me up a little bit like
Knowing that like there's six years and like when you're eight, you don't fucking realize like
Fucking pedophiles are like a big problem. Like it was like it was like that guy's looking at me weird
I don't like that. I remember some of my class. Oh my god. We're bringing up like past trauma. I forgot I had
I remember yeah, there was fucking a bunch of the kids in the program
Were really fucking weird in the bathroom
Like I remember one dude would always take his dick out and you'd swing it around like he was playing
He mimicked like he was playing it like a guitar. That's fucking weird, dude
Yeah, and everybody thought he was fucking weird then too and it was like dude
Like he just like fucking grab his cock and be like put your fucking swimsuit on dude
I remember oh my god, I forgot I would do that. I I hated that changing room so much
I would sit the whole bus ride back
Which is like an hour and a half in my wet swimsuit with my ass itching from the webbing the whole time
Which was unbearable, but it was better than needing to change in there with those fucking psychopaths
Unreal so after football games we take a shower, but we'd wear our boxers and in the in the shower
So like, you know, we wouldn't be looking at each other's cocks because you know
Not gay, but like we'd take a shower afterwards and like basically we had our we had our like our shower boxers
Which most people just wore swimsuits, which you know makes sense and then like some dudes would just wear like their boxers
But like we would we wouldn't all change the same time
We'd had like stalls and stuff that we'd like go in and change
We take our shower and then go in and change afterwards. Yeah, which you know, but like that makes sense
But like we would do that because like, you know, especially after a fucking, you know
Fucking game in like
Let's say I went to I went to fucking like corinthian shit. So like that's like a good like in boards though
Yeah, I know we talked about nature's classroom, but nature's classroom was really fucking weird
We talked about all the weird situations. We got put in as kids where you were just unsupervised with other kids your age and just weird
Shit devolves very quickly. You know, it's like
Shit devolves very quickly you enter the lord of flies mode like we like
When a kid can play truth or dare
Unsupervised that's bad. Yeah
Shit is gonna get yeah, cuz and they're you're just gonna do shit. That's like inherently dangerous
I dare you to fucking fall off of the bunk bed with your neck first
Kyle's dead great or or you're sitting there and like you're playing with girls and like, you know
This is before like, you know, you actually like, you know dated girls and stuff
So I dare you to kiss like so-and-so and it's just like
Okay, and she's like, yeah, okay
And you fucking like kiss each other and it's like I never did I never did it
Oh, no, we had shit like that where the girls would be like I dare you to kiss so-and-so
It's like I was too awkward as a kid. I didn't talk to girls
whatsoever
Being like yo jump out the third story window
Like fuck it why not whatever I dare to eat this fucking like plant that we found
That was one of the tears that I remember is like they found a cool-looking plant like you know, I dare you to eat this
It's like all right, he's through
And all those kids are the one that listened to suicide boys and little people
Me too
Me too. I would take that there. I was a stupid fucking kid. I would have done whatever the fuck he told me to I wish
You know, I was sure went to the suicide boys concert. I was fucking fun. Yeah
I want to get some side boys like fucking like hoodies cuz they look fucking cool. Yeah
But alright, let's wrap this episode up
Yeah, things are you contribute to that last part that I was looking at girls shaking their asses on Instagram
Dude, I got like I got my Instagram to stop being that
Finally, I wanted it to not be that and then I realized I wanted to be I can't even fucking look at meme pages on
Instagram anymore cuz CC will be like what the fuck is that and be like, well, it's straight-up pornography
That's me and I'll go to the profile big. This is a meme page and this is straight-up nudity
Like they don't even care about the guidelines because the shit doesn't get taken down
Like you know apparently their hentai is is legal on
My boy is legal on Instagram get that because considered art so they can actually show naked women on and
In like drawn naked drawn women on Instagram
Yeah, it's art
Wasn't pornography technically art if you look at it through that lens, I that's that's that's a that's an argument
State there's an argument to be had on art. I mean drawn art is fucking you know art art
Yeah, but I mean a movie's art
Well, they keep two chicks get naked. Where's the line?
So tell me where the line is if you have fucking nudity for the sake of being pornography and that's hentai and that's allowed
Why is pornography with videos? Don't give me I don't want either on my fucking timeline
But I'm asking why does one of those meet the terms and conditions and the other one is fucking weird
All right
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For all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Extended episode
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
Oh, they're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Somewhere in China
What the fuck there are super soldiers that are
At least nine or ten feet tall. Okay, I'm talking about the Socktongue. They have dread and super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
Beep nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them
So fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're gonna be a fucking bitch. That thing is fucking real. You can cut it open. You're gonna see blood guts. No circuitry
Let me tell you their technology
Which by the way, big brother is the overlord
I
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay, look it up
Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit George Soros actually
Fucking Nazis during the whole he says that you doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay
He's the actual fucking
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