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Welcome back to Trash.

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Y'all welcome back.

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Untitled podcast.

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Oh.

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Oh, it's episode 85.

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Here with Ali Mac and Tyler.

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How the fuck are we doing?

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Welcome back.

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I am no longer sick.

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We got some 21 Pilots.

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Me and Ali Mac went to a 21 Pilots concert Friday.

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Sick.

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Yeah, that was fucking awesome.

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Okay, I want to ask a couple questions about that.

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Yeah, please, please do.

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So out of...

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Wait what?

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Wait what?

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Give me an actual percentage of the population at that concert that were involved in the

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LGBTQ community.

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The crazy thing is, is that it wasn't as high as I thought it would be.

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It was still a much larger portion than it would be at just about any other concert you'd

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go to.

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So would you say it's above 50%?

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Yeah I'd wager.

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I'd say it's probably 6 at about...

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I would probably say that number would stick around 65%.

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Yeah.

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6 out of 10 people.

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Yeah.

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Remember the girls in front of us who were like, we need big strong men to protect us.

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Yeah, I did.

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I thought about that too.

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As soon as we got there, they're like, oh, you guys are like two big guys.

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You're going to protect us, right?

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And I think it was like a mom and her two younger daughters.

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We're not protecting you for what?

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It's a 21 Pilots concert.

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I whispered in Casey's ear, I was like, I heard those 21 Pilots concerts get real rowdy.

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It's not like a fucking Slayer concert or some shit.

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I thought we were talking about a mass shooting or something.

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No.

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She could have been referring to that.

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I would just be like, no.

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There was a dude...

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Actually, I think it was at Megadeth, there was a dude wearing a trench coat and it made

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me very uncomfortable.

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I mean, it's Megadeth.

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There are going to be trench coat wearers.

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Yeah.

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And you know that's an ironic too.

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It's not somebody doing this joke.

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No, that's Megadeth.

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You're going to have people wearing fucking that shit.

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There's nothing more scary than a man who wears a trench coat on Ironically.

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You just can't do it.

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I feel like you definitely have owned at least one trench coat in your life, Tyler.

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I have one for my suit, like a long...

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Oh, the one you took the fucking detective-esque looking profile picture.

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I just have that for when I wear suits during the winter time because I like to be...

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You had the flat cap on in that picture.

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You had dripped the fuck out, never mind.

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I don't think that qualifies as a trench coat.

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I'm thinking black leather straps hanging down.

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I have a white leather jacket.

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I have a standard leather jacket and I have two bomber jackets.

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Gotcha.

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But that's for formal occasions.

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It's just like a gray long suit jacket pretty much made for winter.

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I think it's actually wool, but the inside's really nice because it's got that weird satiny

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feeling to it.

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It's like a mix of satin and silk feel to it on the inside, but it's really warm.

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It's really warm.

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But if I'm dressing up, if I'm going to a wedding or a funeral or something during the

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winter time, I wear that jacket because it's just one of the things that...

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Because there's so many guys that just wear the suit jackets during winter time and I

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see them at these events and they're always doing the this move to the listeners at home.

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I'm doing the hands under the armpit type thing and they're just like, I'm not cold.

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I'm not cold.

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No.

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No.

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Me?

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Me being cold?

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Absolutely not.

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Never.

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I just button up two of the buttons and I have the long jacket on.

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I feel great.

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Because then the pockets are also insulated.

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You can look distinguished still by having your hands in your pocket because they're

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in the dignified area so you can put them in there and still look...

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Essentially doing the cop...

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But it's actually insulated.

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I had to go to a funeral for my great uncle.

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This is crazy.

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We talked about a trench coat and now we're here.

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It was during the dead of winter though.

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He was fucking snowing out.

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I had that jacket on and all the rest of my family was shivering and shit.

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I'm like, I should have got a fucking...

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Can we talk about how weird Catholic fucking funerals are?

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How culty they are?

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I could talk about it if you want to.

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I went to my second ever Catholic funeral a couple weeks ago.

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So Catholic funerals are very...

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Yeah, they're very scary.

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To someone looking from the outside, they probably really do look terrifying.

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They just...

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The priest says something, right?

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And then people just chant.

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Yeah, that's what...

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And they're like, now sing a song.

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And everybody's like...

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And then the priest says something and everybody just chants.

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So for people who haven't been to a Catholic funeral before, it starts off pretty quiet,

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just in an empty church with your family members and your friends.

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And in the church, right in front of the altar is just the fucking coffin with a fucking

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drape over it.

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Yeah, but it's not open.

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It's not open, yeah.

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It's a coffin with the body in it just in front of the altar.

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And it has a drape over it with the cross on it.

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And the priest is normally...

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When you're walking in, he's normally taking the...

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I don't know what the fuck they call it.

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I always call it a fucking wand thing.

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But he dips it in and he's just sprinkling holy water over it.

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And he's taking frankincense and myrrh and he's doing rites over it.

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The dude's literally walking around fucking singing and shaking like a smoke thing.

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Yeah, it's sad.

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Yeah, that's the...

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My family's sitting there and we're not Catholic.

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I've never been to a Catholic funeral except for these ones.

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We're like, what the fuck is going on?

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So they have the frankincense and myrrh where they go around and they do the rites.

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I never thought about it like that.

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I've been to a lot of these weddings.

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I'm technically Catholic.

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I was baptized Catholic.

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You mean funeral?

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Funeral.

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I mean funeral, funeral.

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Sorry, that word's just sticking around.

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But no, it's weird.

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I've never really looked out through that lens though.

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I was like, oh, it's a funeral.

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It's sad.

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But like, you know, he's going...

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Then everybody hums.

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But...

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Remember, I would always look at my parents and be like, am I supposed to sing to whom

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my parents would be like?

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No, no, you kids are good.

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The thing is, I've memorized all the songs because I had to.

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So you remember how last time I told you at my grandma's funeral, right?

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I went up to the priest and when he was doing the bread tablets, I opened my mouth because

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I thought that's what you're supposed to do.

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You can do it.

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You can either do...

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You stick your tongue out and they put it on your tongue or you can hold your hands

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out like this and they put it in your mouth.

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And he goes, put your hands out.

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It was like the most embarrassing moment of my life.

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So at my grandma's funeral, I was like...

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Were you baptized?

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Yeah.

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Not Catholic.

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Well, you're still in church.

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You can't get unbaptized, Casey.

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So I mean I'm going to heaven?

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Some demon-shrinkled magic water on my head.

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I don't give a fuck.

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It means that you're better than a lot of people.

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So I can get away with more shit and still make it to heaven if I get baptized.

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Is that what I'm understanding?

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If you're baptized, you're better off than a lot of people.

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Wait, what if I've...

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Because this is true for me.

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What if I'm reconciled but not confirmed?

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What does that get me?

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Do I get bonus points for the reconciliation?

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So you're baptized, reconciled, and you've had your first communion, I'm assuming, because

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you normally have reconciliation in that.

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And then I'm assuming that because you haven't been confirmed, you are still technically...

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I don't have a 100% seat in that.

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Yeah.

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You're still technically a Catholic though.

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They're telling me I got a shot though.

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So if I'm a good person, I should go to heaven.

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You have to believe that there is a God.

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What if I can't make myself think that?

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Then you're not a fucking Catholic.

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Then you're gonna be fucking real sorry when you fucking die.

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That's crazy to me though.

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If he put me here, why would he make my brain work that way?

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Because maybe he had dropped on the way down or something.

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So I'm just fucked then?

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I don't know.

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That's where religion loses me, is right there.

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It's just like the...

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If there's so many of them out there, but if you don't pick us, fuck you.

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And then the next thing you know, it's like, should I be picking this one?

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They're fucking waving this fucking thing around at a funeral.

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What's going on?

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Anyway, so my family's like, we don't have to go up there this time and take the bread.

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Can I get that vape please?

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We don't have to go take the bread and wine this time.

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I'm like, oh thank God.

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I was like, last time, no I fucked that up.

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You guys technically shouldn't be.

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You got the vape retard.

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Oh.

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He's not trying to be healthy.

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I'm not trying to steal your water, bro.

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So I was like, yeah, I fucked it up last time.

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My mom's like, I remember that.

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I was like, oh thanks.

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And then like my sister is like, Hey, remember when you, when you open your mouth for the

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crackers and like, why do you have to keep bringing this up?

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That's kind of funny.

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I always wanted to ask, like what, what type of family was like your family?

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Was it like, was your family like religious?

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Like when you were younger or anything?

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No, I went to a Methodist until I was in Methodist church until I was nine.

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My dad was raised Catholic, but they wouldn't let my mom like marry into the Catholic.

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So your, your dad's last name's O'Neill because that's what you are.

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What was your mom's name?

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Is she also Irish or is she like German?

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Like some of that Irish, English, Irish, English.

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And so, so you're, you look like a fucking Irish bug.

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Like you are just fucking Irish as shit.

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I'm fucking most of the time Irish families were like either there's, there's an orange

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Irish and the green Irish and I think the orange Irish is Protestant and the green Irish

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was Catholic.

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But a lot, they fucking hate each other.

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It's mostly Northern and you know, Northern Ireland and we were just chilling in Scotland.

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Just fucking Scottish Highlanders drinking ale.

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So actually my dad was raised Catholic, but he hasn't been a practicing Catholic.

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And my aunt, they were like, you know, my dad and my aunt were getting this huge like

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fight because my aunt said that my dad wasn't Catholic enough to do the eulogy.

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Wow.

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Yeah, that's nuts.

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She's like a bitch, but she's like, so what does he say?

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Oh, oh yeah.

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When we were, so everybody was singing, right?

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Everybody's singing their little hymns and the guy behind me and my family don't know

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the fucking words.

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So the guy behind this is like, thank God we're here.

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Fuck up, dude.

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It's like people like that to give us a fucking bad name.

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It's like I like, I don't agree with that shit.

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Like I think there's a lot of other things too.

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But like, like really like I, I play a character of like the hyper Catholic.

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I really just don't, I don't give a shit.

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I'll, I'll, I'll, you know, poke jokes at you and shit.

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But like literally I am, I'm a, I'm a Catholic myself.

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I'm a pretty devout Catholic myself, but like for me, like I don't really care if you're

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like anything else, but there's a lot of like, it's actually, you've told me a lot of things

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that contradict that.

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Yeah.

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Because I'm fucking trying to make jokes.

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Okay.

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That's fair.

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That's my, uh, my cousins, my aunt and uncle are like kind of devout Catholics like you

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are.

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And, uh, my cousin was like, Oh, I saw, I saw our grandfather in like my dream or something.

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Like I saw him, like I saw his ghost.

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I'm like, Oh, that's weird.

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Cause why didn't I see him?

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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I mean, um, yeah, I've never, I mean, I occasionally see ghosts.

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Well, they're the ones from Albany.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I feel like that is a joke.

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That is a joke.

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There was not a lot of laughter.

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I want to make it suddenly clear to the listeners.

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That was a joke.

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We're not, we're not telling BLS war stories, but yeah.

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But you know, one of the things I actually wanted to bring up because I've heard like

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other, like, wait, I just, before, before you delve in, I want to ask, was there any

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other questions about the concert?

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No, no, I just wanted to see, just ask that question.

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Let me put it this way.

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There was not ever a long line for the men's bathroom.

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Tyler, how do you think Tyler teleported up to the balcony?

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I don't know.

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I just, I can't tell you how I do these things.

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No, I mean, like I told you though, he jumped in a trap door, like the song before at the

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end of it.

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Then who was playing the song?

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It was somebody who could have body doubles.

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He was wearing a mask.

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They only had, yeah, you can have that.

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I mean, it could be his brother.

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His brother looks a lot like him.

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I wouldn't be surprised if it was him, but I bet you it's just somebody who looks remarkably

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similar and sounds like it.

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His brother's Zach, right?

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I heard it.

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He likes it when he reps fast.

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He just like this dude like fucking jumped in the stage and they just appears at the

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balcony and then they play like a whole nother song and then it cuts out like right before

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the drop and then just goes to the triple deck like a spotlight and he's just up there

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and rips the mask off and it's definitely him.

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It's like, what the fuck?

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I think they probably have like a body double and the drummer did that too.

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I don't know if you caught that fucking Josh did too when he fucking came out holding the

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torch.

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Yeah.

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He was on the stage like 30 seconds before that.

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That one I actually didn't see how they pulled off.

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Probably distracted by Tyler or whatever.

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Yeah.

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I think it was like when they were doing fan girls.

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I feel like I'd never be real awkward for me being there because I went to a Tyler the

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Creator concert like when he was like still touring as you know, like old time.

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We have like a, we have a background noise there for sure.

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Yeah.

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And we're back.

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Yeah.

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Cause like I went to Tyler creator concert and having the same name as the guy who's

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singing and like everyone in the crowd chanting like Tyler, I'm like, I'm like, huh, that's

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a, yeah, that's a little weird.

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There was a lot of walks of life at this 21 pilots concert.

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You could tell that a lot of them were like moms that had kids.

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There was a lot of that situation, but there was also a lot of dudes that were, that were

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there too.

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Like there was definitely some people that I think were fans kind of like me and Casey

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were, but there was also like a very young and also just like an incredibly intense fan

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base for it.

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Like everybody was wearing duct tape on their shirts and shit.

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Cause that's like the, the thing for the album.

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I went up to get a beer and there's like 65 year old woman who gets to me.

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She goes, can I ask you a question?

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What's what's the business with all the tape?

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I looked back at her and I was like, your guess is as good as mine.

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It's like, I like the music.

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I don't know much about the rest of this stuff.

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It was a really cool show though.

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They were setting off fireworks.

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The last song they put a shit ton of confetti down like so much.

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I was like, yeah, like Casey was like a foot away from them, a foot away from me and I

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could hardly see him.

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Like it was pretty dense.

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It was all red.

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It was pink pink and red.

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All right.

355
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Enough about them.

356
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Yeah.

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I just had a, I had a topic that I want to talk about cause I heard some interesting

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stories on other podcasts when people brought up this topic.

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But like people are just like, like just tell me about your, like your dad.

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Like so like, cause like, I feel like everybody has like dad stories where you're just like,

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huh, like it's real fucking weird because I have a couple of weird dad stories.

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I tell you guys about the, my dad's notebook that he's been keeping.

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We'll go one for one with the stories here.

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I like this shit.

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All right.

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So she got, he's got a notebook.

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He's got a notebook.

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I don't know if I've told this before, but I'll tell it again cause it's really fucking

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funny.

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So my dad refuses to admit that he's autistic.

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Refuses.

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All right.

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My dad's definitely autistic.

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He had me, we'll just put it that way.

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And my mom's not.

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So it had to come from somewhere.

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Yeah.

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So mind you, my mom is, is when I was born, she was 19.

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So she wasn't, you know, my mom's a doctor now.

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My dad like runs a business.

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But when I was younger, I was, you know, poor, you know, because you know, my parents were

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18 and 19 respectively.

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But my dad, but my mom's a doctor, not autistic at all.

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My dad, on the other hand has this notebook that he has and he's been keeping it for like

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the last like three years.

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So he's really into football.

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He's been in the football like his whole life.

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Good for him.

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Good American.

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He played, he played football throughout his entire, you know, childhood before he got

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paralyzed.

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So it's a D one prospect to an NFL prospect from everybody that I've talked to.

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But he, he got paralyzed.

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That's besides the point.

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But he, he has this notebook because he likes football so much that he keeps the stats of

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every single fucking player in the NFL.

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Every fucking player.

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Got to hit that.

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No, I wasn't even going for the horn.

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I was listening.

401
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I needed a jolt.

402
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All right, I'm good.

403
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So he has every single player stats in the NFL and like he, like, you know how you can

404
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just look it up online?

405
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Yeah.

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He goes online every fucking day and every time that there's a game and goes through

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and puts these stats in a fucking notebook that he has, like not like, not like for like,

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you know, fantasy football or anything.

409
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He's just writing down the stats of all the NFL players in a book when you know it's online.

410
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I get that though.

411
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It's online for everything.

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But the way that he does it is fucking horrifying.

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So my dad has insomnia.

414
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I feel like your dad definitely is a touch of the same autism I do.

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Yeah.

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That's some shit I do.

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So my dad, my dad has insomnia also like I do.

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So he's like up all the time.

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So you think, and I used to live with my parents.

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I'd like come downstairs and there'd be one light on in the entire fucking house and he's

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just underneath it with no sound, no music, no TV on, not even a fucking fan on.

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It's completely silent in the house.

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There's one light on.

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He's just going through the pages.

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And he's, and he's writing down the stats of the football things.

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And I'm like, dad, what the fuck are you doing?

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He's like, football stats.

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And I'm like, you like come upstairs.

429
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It's been three hours, dad.

430
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But he's just down.

431
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Your dinner has been cold.

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Mom is getting mad.

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And like, he's just doing that.

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And like, it's just really funny because like from an outside perspective, that looks fucking

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horrifying.

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It's 2 a.m. in the morning.

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It's pitch black in the entire house.

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There's one light that's just beaming down on him and he's fucking writing football stats.

439
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Sounds like he's having a good night.

440
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920
I mean, he is.

441
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He does that shit.

442
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He's got to be having a good time.

443
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Nobody's sitting, you can't be mad being like, 250 sex batting average.

444
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But then like one of the cool things that my dad does that's similar to this.

445
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So he has he has like a game room in the basement.

446
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Like he's really in a Nintendo and stuff because he like runs a Nintendo and like, you know,

447
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store.

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So he has almost every Nintendo game ever made.

449
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And they're all alphabetized.

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Like that's that's cool.

451
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The thing that I'm talking about in this room specifically, he has, you know, like the mini,

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mini helmets, like the little ones that can like fit between your fingers like this.

453
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So he has every single Super Bowl from Super Bowl one mini helmets lined up of each one

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on a shelf and like in order.

455
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And the team who won is on the right side of the team who lost is on the left side.

456
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Yeah.

457
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,680
And he has every single one that in itself, I think is pretty cool.

458
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Yeah.

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The thing that's insane about that is he has hand painted custom helmets for each Super

460
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Bowl, which the way their helmet looked at the time.

461
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It's pretty cool.

462
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It's cool, but like real.

463
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Because I mean, my dad had a bunch of those for a while, too.

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I don't think he was getting them as like the Super Bowl winners, but like me and my

467
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brother might have even been collecting them because like you buy them.

468
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I like them.

469
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

471
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But for you to go back to like Super Bowl one, they weren't even wearing helmets.

472
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Like they were wearing those fucking leather ones.

473
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But like he would put their logo like on it from that time period.

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Like the 1998 Super Bowl, which was the Broncos versus someone else.

475
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,760
Yeah.

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He has their blue helmet with the Denver like Bronco logo on it, like the orange D with

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the Bronco in it.

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And like Super Bowl, the one when the Giants beat the one to the Giants beat the Broncos.

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He has that with the Broncos old helmet and the Giants old helmet that said Giants on

480
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the side.

481
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Yeah.

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And they were wearing those old helmets for the old Super Bowls that they were in.

483
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They were in the red.

484
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But like he does.

485
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My dad walked into that house.

486
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He would rip that thing off the fucking wall.

487
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He saw that.

488
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Yeah.

489
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But like it has like all of all the Super Bowls lined up.

490
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My dad's a Broncos fan.

491
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So he has a he doesn't even like hockey.

492
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Like he's not a huge hockey fan, but he has a fucking autographed game worn fucking Wayne

493
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,600
Gretzky Jersey.

494
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And I'm like, where did you get this?

495
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,920
Do you want to know what I fucking have on the wall in my room at my desk?

496
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Because my dad is a big sports memorabilia guy, too.

497
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There's a picture of fucking Babe Ruth with Ted Williams and it's signed by Ted Williams.

498
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I was like, Dad, how much did this cost?

499
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He's like, we're not going to talk about it.

500
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:10,240
It's like that's insane because Ted Williams was notorious for not giving signatures to

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it.

502
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:16,040
And then he has a picture like a full fucking print with like an authentication thing next

503
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,040
to him.

504
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,400
Like this thing has got to be worth like in my head.

505
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,120
I can't imagine that's less than like probably 10 grand.

506
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,120
Like I can't.

507
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,120
Yeah.

508
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,280
So imagine sinking that money into memorabilia.

509
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:33,000
I mean, it's an investment and I'm sure that's the way my dad justified it to himself.

510
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,720
So he's got the Wayne Gretzky Jersey, but he got that from when he was paralyzed in

511
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,040
the car accident.

512
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,320
He was a really big football player at the time.

513
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,000
And the River Rats came to see him at the hospital.

514
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,640
And like the one guy goes, hey, I'm so and so on the River Rats.

515
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:56,840
I played on like one of the teams with Wayne Gretzky during like the 1990s.

516
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,200
And I'm not I don't have any kids.

517
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,320
I'm not he like he had cancer too or something.

518
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Yeah.

519
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:07,840
And he just goes, I don't have any kids, but I want you to have this Jersey because I feel

520
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,040
like you you should have this Jersey.

521
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,520
And it's just a fucking he goes, Wayne Gretzky wore this during the game, took it off and

522
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,880
gave it to me.

523
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,660
And he has a picture of it like next to it.

524
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:19,660
And he signed it.

525
00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,080
And it's just in that box.

526
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,880
And I'm like, yo, that's heavy.

527
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,520
Well, you can't get rid of that.

528
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,200
No, no, you can't get rid of that.

529
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,800
I'm like, that's not an investment.

530
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,320
That's something you keep till the day you die.

531
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,520
And I'm like, and I'm like, hey, he's like, yeah, Mike.

532
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,680
So since Eli doesn't like hockey, my brother who was on this podcast, I'm like, you think

533
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,640
I could get that, you know, in the someday.

534
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,480
He's like, yeah, I don't see why not.

535
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:51,120
Like yes, yes, yes, everything is going to plan.

536
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:56,720
So that's just like, you know, that's that's that's just the tip of the iceberg of how

537
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,840
odd my dad can get sometimes.

538
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,440
But my dad's not even a fucking baseball fan.

539
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,440
Like not really.

540
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,440
Yeah.

541
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,360
I mean, I have that fucking picture and every time I walk in, like the first time I told

542
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,640
Cece that she didn't know who Ted Williams was.

543
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,120
And I was like, let's go to the baseball hall of fame.

544
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,280
And I'm like walking through.

545
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:18,080
I was like, yeah, that guy, that guy was like taking up half a fucking wing signed by him.

546
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,200
My dad didn't even watch baseball.

547
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,960
What the fuck is it doing in there?

548
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,240
We talked about how Ted Williams got cried, junkly, frozen.

549
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240
Yeah.

550
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,040
And his fucking head got the shit kicked out of it.

551
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,040
Oh, fuck.

552
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,560
Again, a call from the woman.

553
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,200
I'll be back in a minute.

554
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,760
So Casey, what's a what's like some fun stories about your dad?

555
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,960
Well, let's talk about Monday.

556
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,800
So this is a story that happened recently.

557
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:52,360
So my my mom's like, yeah, I got a Christmas tree for you, like a new artificial Christmas

558
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,360
tree.

559
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,000
OK, lights on mine over there didn't work.

560
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
So I got that new one.

561
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,920
And she's like, yeah, come come throw away the old one and I'll give you the new one.

562
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:12,040
So I went to my parents house Monday night and they have this like thing where they don't

563
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:19,000
like putting garbage out by the road because like the the their like lane is like a really

564
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
long driveway.

565
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,160
They have to like haul it all the way out there.

566
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:28,280
So they put their garbage in the apartment complex across the street.

567
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,760
OK, so we go over there under like the cover of darkness.

568
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:40,200
And I've done this like many times throughout my childhood and in there, a getaway car.

569
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,400
And we take like the Christmas tree to the apartment complex.

570
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400
Yeah.

571
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,400
And we put it in the fucking dumpster.

572
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,440
We're trying to be quiet.

573
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:52,080
And then my fucking mom calls me and it's like the fucking ringer in my car is all the

574
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:57,800
way up and it just just blares out in the darkness.

575
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:03,280
And then so this lady fucking comes out and she's like, I'm the property manager.

576
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,280
She's like, where do you live?

577
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,200
I'm like, I live across the street.

578
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,720
She's like, you know, doing that's illegal.

579
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,440
I'm going to call the cops on you that go ahead.

580
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,720
So she takes her fucking cell phone out and starts taking pictures of my license plate.

581
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,480
So like we got to get the fuck out of here.

582
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:27,280
My dad's like, my dad's like, oh, we didn't know this was illegal.

583
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,280
Get the fuck out of here.

584
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,600
So I fucking go back to my parents house.

585
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,400
This stuff, I like just immediately get out of there, go home and like, fuck, I'm freaking

586
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,400
out.

587
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:42,280
I'm like looking up like crimes and like debating whether to call it Linsky.

588
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,240
Because apparently illegal dumping is actually a misdemeanor.

589
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,240
It is.

590
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,240
Yeah.

591
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,240
What?

592
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,240
That's fucking crazy.

593
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,840
Yeah, it's considered a misdemeanor.

594
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,160
So yeah, I think they're going to come to my house.

595
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,760
And then my mom's like, I'm calling me and she's like, yeah, I had a chat with the neighbor

596
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,280
and we worked it out.

597
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,800
She was like, oh, sorry, I was being such a bitch.

598
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,880
Like, well, great.

599
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,280
Let's never do that again.

600
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280
And I don't know, really.

601
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:16,120
Like my parents, like my parents, like have some sort of like, they always ignore the

602
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,120
rules.

603
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,120
They just ignore the rules.

604
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:24,560
Like my, like my mom has committed a lot of, uh, what a loaded conversation that turned

605
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,560
out to be.

606
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560
What?

607
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,800
So I, I pick up the phone.

608
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,200
She's like, Hey, how do I get the TV on to the switch?

609
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,920
So I like, I tell her, she's like, what my sister's asking, what type of podcast do you,

610
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,920
do you guys have?

611
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:45,720
And I was like, well, what we talk about, like conspiracies, like most, um, not really.

612
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,720
I don't know.

613
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,760
It's kind of just like we bullshit in a basement rant.

614
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:54,600
It's like a lot of it's politically charged, but I don't really know which way.

615
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,080
Cause I like me and Dan, I don't know.

616
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,880
I was like, I don't know how to really describe it, but it's a good time.

617
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,880
You should listen.

618
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,400
He was just telling a story about his dad.

619
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,680
That's how I got charged with illegal illegal dumping, taking a illegal dump.

620
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,000
You take an Aqua dump.

621
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Yeah.

622
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Monday.

623
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,520
That was funny though.

624
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,840
But um, all right.

625
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,600
Like what's a, what's a funny story?

626
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,080
Like what's your, what's your dad?

627
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,240
I think it would just be better to just tell my dad.

628
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,240
I don't know.

629
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,240
He just fucking, so he used to be a Catholic, right?

630
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Okay.

631
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,120
And then he just like, I don't know, some fucked up shit happens.

632
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,000
He's not with my mom anymore.

633
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,060
Loses his dad and his best friend that same year.

634
00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:43,960
Just kinda, I don't know, a couple really rough years and then comes out of it as just

635
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,800
like a Buddhist.

636
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,640
My dad's a devout Buddhist, believe it or not.

637
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640
I swear to God.

638
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,640
Yeah.

639
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,000
And you know, Buddhism, it's, it's got a lot of good teachings, but

640
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,840
It makes the most sense to me out of all the made up religions.

641
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,840
Oh my God.

642
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,840
Regardless.

643
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840
He loves this shit.

644
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,800
It's like when I go over to my dad's house, he's got like those rainbow flag things everywhere.

645
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,080
Everything it's like the corniest thing I think he has is like something.

646
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Oh man.

647
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,040
What's the pun?

648
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,040
Fuck.

649
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,720
If my cousin was here, he'd be smacking me cause he makes fun of this thing every time

650
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,120
he walks through the door.

651
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,600
Oh, it's there's no place like Ohm.

652
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,600
Like O M.

653
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,600
No.

654
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,000
And it's like a nit picture and I'm like, dad, dad, I get the Buddhist thing.

655
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,800
What the fuck is that?

656
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,600
No, it's cool.

657
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,040
But now he's just like, I don't know.

658
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:35,040
Like, like not getting sidetracked too much, but I fucking, I have a Zen garden at my house.

659
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,680
I have like a little like sand thing.

660
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,720
I have a Zen garden in Minecraft.

661
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:43,920
But like I have like, like, you know, like the, like the sand one where you like, like

662
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,680
rake it and you get like the, the little rake like lines in it.

663
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,680
Yeah.

664
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,120
I have that like around like a, like I have like a little bonsai tree in the middle and

665
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,120
I kind of like rake.

666
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,400
Wait, I do actually have a good story about my dad.

667
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,080
Now I think about it.

668
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,800
One of the, uh, one of the first times me and CC went on a date, we went to a Bill's

669
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,760
game at McGeary's, which is like a big Bill's backer bar.

670
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,640
Like when the Bill score touchdown, they play the song, everybody in there is wearing Jersey

671
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,640
's.

672
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,200
It gets packed to standing room only.

673
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,580
We go in two hours early.

674
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,680
We always reserve a table.

675
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,080
Me and CC would always get friends to come and fuck around.

676
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,400
But um, my dad comes over there and he just gets us fucking loaded.

677
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,160
Like we knew we weren't driving home walking into this place, but my dad was just pitcher,

678
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,960
pitcher, pitcher, pitcher.

679
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Like me and CC and all the friends we were with too, who all made it home safely.

680
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,640
They all Uber.

681
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,760
She was fucking driving, but everybody got fucking like annihilated that night.

682
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,320
And CC and me walk out of the bar and she goes, all right, I got a mission for you.

683
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,920
You got to steal a cone, but your dad can't find out.

684
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,560
Cause there was a cone that was like on top of the traffic sign in Albany while we were

685
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,840
walking back to the car.

686
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,240
And I was like, that sounds fun as fuck.

687
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,080
So I do, I'm holding the thing behind my back the whole way.

688
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,120
We're walking like a quarter mile to the car.

689
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,840
I'm thinking it's going to fucking burn out like right away.

690
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,480
I think my dad's going to turn around and be like, Alex, put the fucking cone down.

691
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480
I'm totally expecting that.

692
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,280
Somehow he doesn't by like the grace of God.

693
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,720
I get it into the car and like it's in my lap, but I'm sitting behind him intentionally.

694
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,720
So he can't see.

695
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,720
Yeah.

696
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,040
I'm like, he's definitely going to find out.

697
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,440
I'm like, now I'm in deep.

698
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,720
He's going to be like pissed if he turns around and I got a cone in the car.

699
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,160
Then he was like, you know, why don't we stop for some pizza?

700
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,400
So he got to this place on central Ave.

701
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,400
I can't remember.

702
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,400
I never went there.

703
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
No, it wasn't Madison's.

704
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,480
It's some place that's in that Plaza on central.

705
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,480
I don't know.

706
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,200
The one that we never went to is like Justin colonies.

707
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,200
Oh yeah.

708
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Yeah.

709
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,200
Yeah.

710
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,440
So he's like, oh, when I was in college, we would get this pizza all the time.

711
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,440
I'm looking at CZ like, how the fuck do I hide this?

712
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,600
Somehow by the grace of God doesn't see it.

713
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,200
And then I'm thinking like on the way home, I'm like, now we're really in deep.

714
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,760
Like we're going to make it home.

715
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,840
Like he knows I didn't grab it at the pizza place.

716
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,800
He's going to know I grabbed this from the bar.

717
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,360
He knows I'm hiding it now.

718
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:14,440
Get back to my house and somehow just like perfectly contort the thing around my body

719
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,920
so it's not seen by the light.

720
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,760
Like the full size traffic.

721
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,640
Dude, this was a fucking, this wasn't like a mini one.

722
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,800
This was one that was laying across my lap.

723
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,240
Like the ones that have the two pieces of reflective tape.

724
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,240
Oh my God.

725
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,440
And it was a rigid plastic one too.

726
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,960
It wasn't like the rubber ones.

727
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960
Yeah.

728
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,320
I couldn't even conceal it by folding it.

729
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,720
It was a little bit shipped in place.

730
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,120
It was dirty as fuck.

731
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,080
I actually, no, you guys saw that cone.

732
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,200
You guys fucking, uh, you guys saw that cone.

733
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,800
It used to be at that, uh, at my house there.

734
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,800
Oh yeah.

735
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,800
That one.

736
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,800
Yeah.

737
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,800
Really?

738
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,680
Why'd you take the traffic cone?

739
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,020
Just cause CC told me to.

740
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:54,200
It was just like, well, no, it was just like a drunk funny thing.

741
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,680
She's like, I bet you, you can't.

742
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,680
That's how she phrased it.

743
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,300
She didn't say I have a mission for you.

744
00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,360
That was for dramatic effect.

745
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,920
But she's like, I bet you, you can't get that traffic cone home without your dad realizing.

746
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,920
Fuck.

747
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,840
She, if we ever have a fucking episode where we all get the girls on, I'll have CC tell

748
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:16,440
that cause she, she completely gas, not gas, let me, she completely fucking baited me into

749
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,440
doing that whole thing.

750
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,920
So like my dad, and then I told my dad, sorry, last, last little bit.

751
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,920
Yeah.

752
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Then I told my dad about that later.

753
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,880
He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

754
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,920
I'm trying to watch a Bill's game.

755
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,520
Yeah.

756
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,520
All right.

757
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,520
Yeah.

758
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,800
I smuggled the traffic on home.

759
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,360
I remembered a funny thing that my dad did.

760
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:42,160
So a couple of weeks, June, July, July, uh, was when I went to Maine, when I was gone

761
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,960
for that week, um, I, I got off of work.

762
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,960
I went home.

763
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:52,080
This is, this is important to the story because it just shows you how, how like weird it got.

764
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:57,720
Um, I got home, I woke up like after two hours and I had to drive up to Maine.

765
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,880
Turns you it's about 7 PM when I'm going up.

766
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,040
So it takes about three to four hours to get there.

767
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,040
Yeah.

768
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,720
Um, I hit a decent amount of traffic and construction.

769
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,080
So it took me till about midnight to get there.

770
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,320
Yeah.

771
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320
We get up there at midnight.

772
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,760
My dad sitting on like the porch up at like the, the little like cabin that we rented

773
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,280
up in Maine.

774
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,340
And um, he's like, Hey, uh, we don't have parking spots here, but we got you a parking

775
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:23,440
spot in town.

776
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,320
Which I'm not.

777
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,560
I don't like the horn when I'm listening.

778
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,040
I'm just trying to wake myself up.

779
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:38,680
I'm so, uh, so, so, uh, we got a parking spot down in town and like towns like about like

780
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,680
a mile away.

781
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,040
So I drove into town.

782
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,200
He followed me in like, uh, in the car.

783
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,600
He's like, yeah, I'll drive you back.

784
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,080
So I'm like, okay.

785
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,680
So I drove my car down into town and I'm like, all right.

786
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:55,080
And then we get into the car with my dad and my dad's like, like my dad's a pretty stoic

787
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,080
kind of guy.

788
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,080
He just kind of just not really, he talks when spoken to type thing.

789
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:05,200
And like, he's like, kind of just like, uh, he's not just going to like talk to you cause

790
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,400
cause he wants to talk and he's, we're just sitting there and I'm like, I'm fucking exhausted.

791
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,680
My dad's not the type to strike up a conversation with a stranger either.

792
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,520
So I'm just like necessity.

793
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,000
I'm kind of just like exhausted.

794
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
I'm in the passenger seat.

795
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,080
My fiance is in the back seat and I'm just kind of like nodding off and I'm like, it

796
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,200
was a long drive and I've been up for a while.

797
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,960
So I'm like nodding off and he just goes, he turns to me.

798
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,400
He's like dead in the face and he looks at me and he goes, did you hear?

799
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:35,040
And I go, did I fucking hear what he just goes, we have a king now.

800
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,960
And I go, what the fuck did you just say?

801
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,080
And I go, we have a king now.

802
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,600
He just goes, yeah, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that Supreme court case that went

803
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,640
through that gave the presidential like powers of immunity.

804
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,640
We got a king now.

805
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,720
We can't do anything.

806
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,720
It's over.

807
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:57,480
Also, my dad's the most doom and gloom at everything with politics.

808
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,280
Like everything you guys make me that way.

809
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,880
I'm not politically informed.

810
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,400
My politics are based solely off what you fuckers say.

811
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,360
And I think the world is going to end every single day because of this.

812
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,520
But he's just like, he's like, is the end.

813
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,040
This is the end of America.

814
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040
We're done.

815
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,040
We are done.

816
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,920
There's no, that's what I think all the time.

817
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,920
I agree with that.

818
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,440
He's like, we're not coming back from this.

819
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,260
They did give the president too much power.

820
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,000
So I just thought that was really funny how you weren't in it though.

821
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
He is like dead silent.

822
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
He goes, we have a king now.

823
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaking of that, it's all about some crazy shit that happened in the world this week.

824
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,760
So fucking did you see in Lebanon 3000?

825
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,520
So people have like pagers, the fucking pagers and walkie talkies.

826
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:46,880
I read the headline, but I didn't click on the art 3000 of them exploded.

827
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,880
Did that kill anybody?

828
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Yeah.

829
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,720
It killed a lot of people, but fucking they're saying Israel did it.

830
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,720
Yeah, they did.

831
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,280
How do they do that though?

832
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,280
How do they do that?

833
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280
So fucking next timeline.

834
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,400
So, no, so this is fucking crazy.

835
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,960
So Israel, how did they do that?

836
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960
That's insane.

837
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,800
So listen, I know how they did it.

838
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,040
The fucking like, I read the article, it's fucking insane.

839
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,400
So they knew that they were going to go to war with Palestine eventually or Lebanon or

840
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,400
whatever.

841
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:24,240
So they're like, we, they knew they were going to go to war with them.

842
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,080
So they're like, okay, we know we're going to war with them.

843
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:34,120
So five years ago they set up a shell company that's built cell phones and pagers that they

844
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:40,440
that they know that they specifically used and they built bombs in them and then sold

845
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,880
them to them for the fucking long game.

846
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,120
It was like a magic trick.

847
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,000
I thought they had like some kind of device.

848
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Yeah.

849
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,400
I thought it was like it overheated the battery or like they found some frequency.

850
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,920
They fucking, they, they were playing such a long game with this shit.

851
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,200
It was fucking unbelievable.

852
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,280
And they didn't find them?

853
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,560
No, no, they, because they don't fucking, they do like, you know, like security checkpoints

854
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,840
for like cell phones and stuff.

855
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:11,680
There's like, they, they're like, they, they played such a fucking long game and they're

856
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,680
like detonate them.

857
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,200
What if China did that to us?

858
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
What if they did that?

859
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:23,400
I mean, we go through like airport security and stuff all the time with these things and

860
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,720
they would get, you know, checked.

861
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,160
Why are they not getting checked there?

862
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:33,360
Because what if there was some kind of bug that makes the battery overheat and then just

863
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,720
melts in your pocket and burns you?

864
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,920
I mean, if my phone's not on fire, I'd probably just take it out of my pocket.

865
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,280
It's a lithium ion battery.

866
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,680
What if they have some kind of bug?

867
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,600
I know you used to do the fucking, the fucking disposed when we worked at our previous employer.

868
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,880
Did you ever have one of those things where you'd hit it and it just wouldn't stop hitting

869
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:58,240
and it would keep getting hotter and hotter and then you're like, what do I do with this?

870
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,640
I'm like in an ambulance on a call.

871
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,640
Like that happened to the hospital.

872
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,960
I was like giving a report and I just like fill my pocket getting hotter.

873
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,000
I was like, oh, threw it across the bed.

874
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,240
That's how my box mod fucking blew up.

875
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,880
I was at like a firehouse thing and it was in my pocket and I was just sitting on the

876
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,600
power button and goes, Hey, you're in a pocket smoking.

877
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,600
It's like, what?

878
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,080
It's like, Oh shit.

879
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,840
It burned a hole through my pants and was like dangerously close to my skin.

880
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,000
The fucking coil was black.

881
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,120
It was just black.

882
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,120
Like an orange glow of it just being hit for too long.

883
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,120
Yeah.

884
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120
Oh my God.

885
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,120
I remember.

886
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,120
You can't get it out.

887
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,120
You have to like take your pants off.

888
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,120
Yeah.

889
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,120
Thank God I did.

890
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,640
I threw it on the side of the track, but Oh God, I remember when fucking Casey drop

891
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,880
kicked my vape and it fucking exploded.

892
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,640
That didn't happen.

893
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,920
Tyler actually broke his own.

894
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,120
He fucking dropped, kicked my vape and hit the fucking wall.

895
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,760
And this went, and like, like it like having like a fire explosion to it.

896
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:03,720
And like, we all just looked at it like, what the fuck happened by the way?

897
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,400
I remember I went on a call with you.

898
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,760
I think you were my partner and we both got fucking bloody.

899
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,480
I'm not telling a bore story.

900
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,440
I can't even remember the call, but fucking changed my pants through the other ones in

901
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440
the wash.

902
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,800
Realized when they're in the wash, it was like, fuck Tyler, my fucking vape was in there.

903
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,880
And it wasn't like one of that.

904
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,000
That was when I had like some fucking permanent, like you would fill the juice.

905
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Like, yeah, like what you have.

906
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Like, and it was like a $70 device.

907
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,120
And it's like, fuck comes out of the wash.

908
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,320
I hit it works perfectly.

909
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,600
I was like, hey, freaking out.

910
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,600
Oh shit, the fucking vape works.

911
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,200
Dude, I remember, remember the fucking, the crazy box mod that I had when I first started

912
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,760
there and like the fucking it was.

913
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,360
You and me both went through you.

914
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,000
You're, you're, your box mod phase is before I knew you.

915
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Yeah.

916
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,360
Because I had one when you met me.

917
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360
Yeah.

918
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,960
But because I had a tea priv, a smock tea priv.

919
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,960
The voopoo drag too, bro.

920
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:05,280
And like the tea priv like went up to fucking 280.

921
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:11,000
And like that shit just felt like I was breathing in fucking the actual hell fire.

922
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,200
But dude, you can't lie.

923
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,720
It felt good though, too.

924
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,720
Oh yeah.

925
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,620
There was like an appeal to the box mods because it felt great taking a big hit.

926
00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:21,320
You could feel the vapor in your lungs and it felt like.

927
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:26,480
Dude, when you release that shit, it looked like a fucking smoke machine.

928
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,480
Like dude, when.

929
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,720
I'm glad I stepped away from it, but like.

930
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,600
Dude, back in the day when like you could have flavored vapes and you could do a whole

931
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,600
bunch like.

932
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,600
Vaping competitions, bro.

933
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Fucking Leroy's who got me into vaping.

934
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,600
Dude.

935
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,600
For sure.

936
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,880
I used to love my box mod and then I was like.

937
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,440
He fucking sheafed one.

938
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:54,200
So like the box mod was great, but then I'm like, it was like in your pocket and it's

939
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,160
just fucking doing that against your leg fucking forever.

940
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,040
And I'm like, I gotta get like.

941
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,600
So I got like the smoke stick.

942
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,900
So I got that and I had that for a good while.

943
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:13,520
And then I would keep I'd keep the stick in my pocket and then I would have my box mod

944
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:17,200
at the station so like I could I could use that the station and then if I was like, you

945
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,200
know, out on zone covered or something, I could just take a hit off.

946
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,200
Yeah.

947
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,240
Off the smoke stick.

948
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,000
By the way, this is all just nicotine.

949
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,880
By the way, I never did any of that.

950
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,880
Who cares if it's done their shit.

951
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:35,600
But now, but if you're doing a zero Nick fucking box mod, you were just a fucking tool bag.

952
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,080
Yeah, it's just like that's your definition of a tool.

953
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,080
What are you going to do?

954
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Hop away in your WRX.

955
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080
I love the concert.

956
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,080
Fucking beep is beep.

957
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,600
It fits that stereotype so well.

958
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,600
Oh my God.

959
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:51,320
Now he's now he's in his motorcycle phase.

960
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,320
The only pops ins.

961
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,560
I love the concert when they're like when they fucking took my vape.

962
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:02,400
The guy's like, we got to take that I fucking he has me this like fucking plastic bag with

963
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,720
fifty vapes in it.

964
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:08,080
Yeah, put it in here and I put the put my vape in there and Alex like, can we just go

965
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,080
back to the car?

966
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,520
I was like, I don't give that I don't like.

967
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,240
Am I going to get my vape back?

968
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:18,280
You didn't like put my name on it and they were like, no, we got to take that.

969
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,280
Yeah, I don't.

970
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:24,080
And at that point, I had my fucking dad pen in my pocket, too, because I was like going

971
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:28,120
to take like a hit or two because we the thing that was fucked up was we went through an

972
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,440
entrance that wasn't for general admission, walked through the medical metal detector

973
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,160
without a hitch, was ready to scan our tickets and walk into the venue.

974
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,160
Never got stopped.

975
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,840
And they're like, oh, you got G.A. like you got to go downstairs.

976
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,040
And that's where they're like vape vape vape.

977
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,660
This was like a three gallon bag stacked to the brim with just all assorted different

978
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:52,680
colors of elf bars and shit.

979
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,040
There's a couple of box mods in there from people.

980
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,160
I'm sure didn't know that they weren't getting them back.

981
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,200
I'm like, what do you mean you're going to take my vape?

982
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Are you going to give it back?

983
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,200
No.

984
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
Yeah.

985
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,400
And that's why I was like, Casey, come back through.

986
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,200
We got to get the fuck out of here because I was about to walk through there.

987
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,040
They're going to see my dad pen and then all hell's going to break loose.

988
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,440
It's going to be like somebody fucking called a bomb threat into the.

989
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,440
Like fuck.

990
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,960
All right.

991
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Let's just go back.

992
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,880
I stuffed a bunch of my fucking rogues because it's got the metal top and I'm like, they're

993
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,040
going to take these if I walk through with the kid.

994
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,600
I will shamelessly admit I took like six of them out, put them in the lining of my wallet.

995
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,640
I got my nicotine.

996
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,640
We're good.

997
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,640
No, man.

998
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,880
But like if I'm at a concert, I'm going to have a good time for the first hour.

999
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,700
And then that little like.

1000
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:42,380
But it would be a lot better if you had a fucking Rogan.

1001
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,240
You should have done something about that.

1002
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,280
And then that thought's going to knit at me the whole fucking time.

1003
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,720
But like I was emo night at fucking at Empire.

1004
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,760
And I was like, I went in with a full on fucking like smoke stick.

1005
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,120
Yeah, they don't give a fuck.

1006
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,400
They're off, dude.

1007
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,460
Like every garden doesn't give a fuck.

1008
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:03,120
There was people and there was a bunch of people in the fucking pit.

1009
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,960
Me and Casey couldn't figure it out for the life of us that were hitting vapes and shit

1010
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:07,960
the whole time.

1011
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,000
They probably just didn't take them out of their pockets.

1012
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,400
Like I took mine out of my pocket and like held it up.

1013
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,400
Yeah.

1014
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,440
What I what I always did with like those games, if I'm sneaking something in, you wear steel

1015
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:23,080
toe boots and then you talk the vapes in the boots.

1016
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,480
And then when they bring the wand over, because you're going to fail the big scanner, you're

1017
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,880
going to get dinged on that.

1018
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,680
Or you could put it up your rectum.

1019
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680
I'm yeah.

1020
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,840
And then they're like what I did, what I did when I used to when I used to vape and I would

1021
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:39,040
have like that, I would take the vape because you do like the thing where you go in and

1022
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,320
you go like this and you put your arms up with your phone.

1023
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,320
Oh, you hit it right there.

1024
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,760
I put it in my.

1025
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,920
I did that a couple of times.

1026
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,640
Yeah, because that part doesn't go through the metal detector either.

1027
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,060
So I would put it in my palm.

1028
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,840
So it just looked like this.

1029
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:57,920
But I had a I had a smoke stick in there and I go like this fucking David Blaine.

1030
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,440
I'd go like that and walk through and there's like, yeah, you're good.

1031
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,520
I did the same thing at a fucking Packers game.

1032
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,680
I was wearing a hat.

1033
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:09,080
I put them on the fucking I put them in this.

1034
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,480
I tucked them in here because I wasn't wearing steel toes and I'm like, well, that little

1035
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,620
bell at the top of the hat might ding it.

1036
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:17,280
So maybe they'll let me in.

1037
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,280
It's not getting perfect.

1038
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,360
It worked out great.

1039
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,720
My friends were like, if you get us, we've been waiting in line for an hour.

1040
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,760
Like we wanted to get in early to get the seats of this things us.

1041
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,760
We're fucking leaving.

1042
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760
Thank you.

1043
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,760
I got through.

1044
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,760
I do.

1045
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,320
I have my fucking road.

1046
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,320
This is Brian, actually.

1047
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,240
I have the rogue tin, which has the metal top.

1048
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,920
But when I go through the metal detectors and stuff, I do one of these.

1049
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,920
Yeah.

1050
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,920
Yeah.

1051
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,280
And like, I like they're not looking that close.

1052
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,520
And even if they see it, they're going to be like, guys got pouches.

1053
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,520
Like are we going to look like a fucking are we going to make a scene here?

1054
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,920
I go like this and I'm like, I do that.

1055
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,600
And then like, I turn it slightly like this.

1056
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,880
So when I'm walking through and then like, I in like when I'm walking through, I'm going

1057
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,600
like this, like the guys like doing like this.

1058
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,600
So I go like this.

1059
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:02,600
Yeah.

1060
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,600
And then I turn it back around.

1061
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,400
And then there's like, yeah, you're good.

1062
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,280
And I'm like, fucking yeah.

1063
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:14,800
Like I'm going to a Steelers Giants game in two weeks, two weeks, I think.

1064
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,800
Nice.

1065
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:24,200
And I'm going down there to fucking the Steelers stadium because my fuck the Steelers, my fiance's

1066
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,360
dad, the Steelers, they just beat the charge.

1067
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:33,480
My father in law is he has like literally sideline fucking seats.

1068
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:43,080
I'm like, I'm going to watch the Giants lose, but it's fucking sideline seats to an NFL

1069
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,080
game.

1070
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,120
I'm not going to be too upset about that.

1071
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,720
That lights a cool stadium, but the only time I ever was there, I was in the fucking triple

1072
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:54,080
deck and I was, I was in like, you know, the fucking, you know, how has the four screens

1073
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,280
back?

1074
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,480
I was on top of one of the screens.

1075
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Oh shit.

1076
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,480
Yeah.

1077
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480
Yeah.

1078
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,480
That's, that's probably where we were too, because I'm not going to lie.

1079
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:06,120
That game was probably like, I don't even remember it because me and CC had the bright

1080
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,160
idea of going down on a party bus that had unlimited booze.

1081
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,280
So we were fucking annihilated by the time we even got there.

1082
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,240
We went with like two other people.

1083
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:21,400
No, everybody on the bus, dude, because it's sponsored by a bar and it was just like, they

1084
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,400
were amping us up.

1085
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,320
They were, it's like a fucking party bus, dude.

1086
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,320
They're playing music.

1087
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,880
There's fucking lights the whole time.

1088
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,040
People are dancing in the lanes.

1089
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,880
Like it was fucking wild, but by the time you got to the game, you like sit down in

1090
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:39,320
your seat and you're just like, I've been to MetLife a few times.

1091
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,840
I've never been to the Steelers stadium.

1092
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,400
I got punched in the face of that game.

1093
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,400
I forgot about that.

1094
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,080
Yeah, I got, I swear to God and CC didn't believe me either.

1095
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,280
When I got back to the seats, I went down to the fucking beer line and it was right

1096
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,600
at the end of the third quarter, which is when they stopped selling beer.

1097
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,760
So I got the last beer and I was sitting there in my fucking Bill's gear.

1098
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,440
This is at the Jets game.

1099
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,440
So very anti-Bills crowd.

1100
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,640
There was like the Jets fans were dicks.

1101
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,600
See, that's not like, it's not like when they're playing the giants because they're not in

1102
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,600
the same division.

1103
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,600
Yeah.

1104
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,600
Yeah.

1105
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,600
Like the Jets and the, and the Bills, they're rivals.

1106
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,200
They hate each other.

1107
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,560
And there was a lot of, and I hate to say it because especially in New York city, you're

1108
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,880
going to run into a lot of Bill's bandwagoners.

1109
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,000
Like I don't think there was many people other than me and CC that had probably been to a

1110
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,360
Bill's game in Buffalo, like sure a collection of us, but I don't think so.

1111
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,120
But no, I get the fucking beer and I was like, Oh, thank you.

1112
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,280
Next guy goes up, gets refused, grabs me by the back of my collar, turns me around and

1113
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:43,560
just fucking, and like he got swarmed by other Jets fans right away that like, we're like,

1114
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,640
dude, what the fuck?

1115
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,640
Like it wasn't like that.

1116
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,960
This was just a bad, bad egg for sure.

1117
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,760
It was a bad, like I didn't even have an exchange with him.

1118
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,440
He just fucking took a cheap shot at me.

1119
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,680
Like he cocked back, but there was not enough time to register like the fight or flight

1120
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,640
response when I was that fucking fucked already.

1121
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,200
I just got whopped, made it back to the seat and like holding my face.

1122
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,360
She's like, what happened?

1123
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,120
Like I got fucking whopped bro.

1124
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,120
She's like, Oh, Oh sure.

1125
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,120
Sure.

1126
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,640
I'm like, why would I make that up?

1127
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,120
Are you fucking kidding me?

1128
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,760
It hurts like a motherfucker.

1129
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,640
So I went to, I didn't even have time.

1130
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,400
He was, he was tackled on the ground before I could do anything.

1131
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,560
I went to a giant Broncos game the last time that Peyton and Eli played each other.

1132
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,400
So my dad's Broncos fan, I'm a Giants fan.

1133
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,920
So me and him went down and we're above, we're above the fucking TV.

1134
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,080
So we're just fucked.

1135
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,240
We had to use binoculars to fucking see.

1136
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,240
Yeah.

1137
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,760
It's the biggest stadium in the NFL.

1138
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,880
So if you have nosebleeds like we did, you can't see shit.

1139
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,920
So we had to use the fucking binoculars to fucking see.

1140
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,600
Even the Jumbotron's far away.

1141
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,200
Like I couldn't even see this.

1142
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,480
Yeah, cause it's got one on one side and there's two on the other, right?

1143
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:58,640
No, it's got, it's got the two screens, the two screens, and it has like a big screen

1144
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,120
on the one side, like here, I think.

1145
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,120
Okay.

1146
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,360
So we were in one of the corners that couldn't see the big screen then.

1147
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,840
So we were trying to watch on the small screen all the fucking way over there.

1148
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,400
Mind you the small screen is probably like the size of a fucking truck.

1149
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,400
Yeah.

1150
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:14,600
It's like maybe the, yeah.

1151
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,160
Like I was going to say maybe like the size of this wall.

1152
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,720
It's pretty small for, no, a little bit bigger than that.

1153
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,720
It's big.

1154
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:21,720
It's a lot bigger than you think.

1155
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,240
But from the other side of the stadium, it is hard to see.

1156
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,760
Even if I was sober, like it would have been a tough watch.

1157
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,640
So me and my dad are sitting there and it was me, my dad, my uncle and my grandfather.

1158
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,840
My uncle and my grandfather, my uncle was a fucking Dolphins fan and my grandfather

1159
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,180
was a Raiders fan.

1160
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,280
So they were just there just to go to the game.

1161
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,280
So we're sitting there and giants are getting fucking obliterated because you know, they're

1162
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,640
playing the Peyton Manning Broncos that won the Superbowl.

1163
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640
So I'm like, I'm like, okay.

1164
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,800
That's a tough team to get matched up against.

1165
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,840
So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just happy because this was like the first

1166
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
football game that I went to.

1167
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,920
I'm like, I'm in a giant stadium.

1168
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,720
I'm, you know, watching a giants game.

1169
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,320
I'm like, I'm, this is pretty cool.

1170
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,320
I'm watching it.

1171
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,640
I'm watching a giants game right now in giant stadium.

1172
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Like it's still like, it was like still like fresh and new.

1173
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,600
I'm like, I'm actually watching a game in a stadium type thing.

1174
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600
Yeah.

1175
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:17,200
And then like from behind me, I just hear some guy going big bro three and oh yeah.

1176
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:24,320
And then fucking some guy in front of him just goes, Hey, can you shut the fuck up?

1177
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,560
And then one guy just goes, I paid for my tickets.

1178
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,160
He goes, I paid for my fucking tickets too.

1179
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,640
You go fuck yourself.

1180
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:36,120
And I'm like, me and my uncle are fucking cracking up and my dad's wearing a Broncos

1181
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,600
jersey next to me.

1182
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:44,760
He's like, yeah, dude, I remember I went through a fucking bills game and it was against the

1183
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,400
chargers and I'm a Chargers fan.

1184
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,880
So I'm decked out in my Chargers gear.

1185
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,160
I didn't realize how dangerous this was when I was a fucking kid.

1186
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,920
Cause it's like, I think I just got away with it cause I was a kid, but like you don't go

1187
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,560
to fucking Buffalo and cheer for the other team.

1188
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,940
That's like a death sentence.

1189
00:54:58,940 --> 00:55:03,980
That's not a, the only team that gets away with that is teams like literally the jets

1190
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:08,320
and the Patriots because they're divisional rivals, but they're so close.

1191
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:13,520
But like, if you're like a dolphins fan, it's like, yeah, I got a story to tell after you

1192
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,520
about that.

1193
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:20,160
I just, I, so when I was a Chargers fan, I can't, the Chargers were demolishing the bills

1194
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,040
and this was before the bills were good.

1195
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:28,240
And I'm like, I'm standing up cheering every time I fucking probably was underage drunk

1196
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,240
at this point.

1197
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,120
I don't fucking know.

1198
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,760
And like at one point like, yeah.

1199
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,960
I turn around and somebody goes like, somebody said, shut the fuck up.

1200
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,960
So I turn around like all fucking ballsy and I'm like, who said that?

1201
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:48,560
And then somebody from behind me again goes, everybody sit the fuck down.

1202
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,320
I turned around, I started laughing.

1203
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,320
It was funny.

1204
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:55,000
I was like, that was the perfect response to that.

1205
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,560
Then some guy tried to fight me in the taco line and my dad somehow dissuaded our drunk

1206
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,120
asses into not like brawling.

1207
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,360
He's like, fuck you.

1208
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,480
He's like, Hey, that's my fucking son dude.

1209
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,480
He's drunk.

1210
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,480
Like leave him alone.

1211
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:07,480
He's like, all right.

1212
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,480
All right.

1213
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,480
He's an all right guy.

1214
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,480
Yeah.

1215
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,480
I guess I don't really hate the Chargers.

1216
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,480
I'm drunk too.

1217
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,760
Like big heart and retarded.

1218
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,760
Oh my God.

1219
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,760
But it's so fun.

1220
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,080
It's so fun in the moment.

1221
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,840
So I didn't yell at people.

1222
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,960
So my uncle, like I said, is a, is a dolphins fan.

1223
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:28,280
So him and my dad and a couple of like their buddies from high school went to the bill

1224
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,880
stadium for a dolphins bills game.

1225
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,920
And my uncle's a dolphins fan.

1226
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:37,000
And my uncle has about as a lot of a mouth as I do, if not louder.

1227
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Yeah.

1228
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,640
And my uncle has taken a piss in the toilet in like the, in like the trough thing and

1229
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,240
he's wearing a dolphins uniform and the dolphins are beating the Broncos at this or the, the

1230
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,480
Bronco, the dolphins are beating the bills at this point.

1231
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:50,960
And he's just taking a piss, the thing.

1232
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,920
And some guy goes, go back to Miami, fist fucker.

1233
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,960
And he's just like, he's like, I'm from Miami.

1234
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:57,960
I'm from here.

1235
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,960
How about you go home?

1236
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,460
And then he's just like, Hey, how about you shut the fuck up, man?

1237
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:04,460
You fucking fish fucker.

1238
00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:07,460
And he's like, he's like, yeah.

1239
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:09,120
America's team, the dolphins.

1240
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Yeah.

1241
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,120
The dolphins.

1242
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,120
Yeah.

1243
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,120
We're fucking kicking.

1244
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,120
He's lucky he didn't end up in the piss trough.

1245
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,280
So cause the Bill's bathrooms, it's not like a urinal.

1246
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:24,640
It's a big fucking, it's a big, long silver trough that like 45 sweaty dudes wearing winter

1247
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,600
clothes in like negative degree weather are pissing into.

1248
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,480
I've seen people so drunk, they're laying in the trough at the end of games.

1249
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,920
Like it's old retro bills games were wild.

1250
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,320
They were winning shit.

1251
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,280
Like people just went there to get fucked up.

1252
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,280
That was the city's outlet.

1253
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,320
The place was a toilet bowl.

1254
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,320
They never won.

1255
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:48,640
So he's in there and like, he is like, yo, I'm gonna fucking kick your ass.

1256
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,720
Like, how about I kick your fucking ass?

1257
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:55,800
And then my dad being the paralyzed guy with the fucking like crutch canes comes in and

1258
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,160
he is like, all right, Mike, let's get out of here.

1259
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:04,040
And then like, like everyone's like, Oh, yeah, that's going to dissuade it very quick.

1260
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,720
Nobody's going to get involved at that point.

1261
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,880
Because like he like, my uncle's still talking shit.

1262
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,440
My dad comes in with like, he's like, like this fuck for lack of it, the Timmy canes

1263
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,520
from fucking South Park.

1264
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,360
He's fucking walking with the canes in.

1265
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,680
He's like, all right, Mike, let's get the fuck out of here.

1266
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,680
Come on.

1267
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Come down.

1268
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,600
And then everyone's like, Oh, I've been, I've been to a lot of bills games and I've

1269
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:30,160
been to a lot of other sports games like MLB, NFL, college football.

1270
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,880
There's nothing quite like a bills pregame.

1271
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,880
Like you see people fucking openly in the parking lot beforehand.

1272
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,360
Like girls just bent over cars.

1273
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,960
Like that's like normal.

1274
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,880
It's like the fucking purge occurs for three hours before a bills game.

1275
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,440
Like I'll admit, this is not a moment I'm proud of.

1276
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,720
Actually one of the last bills games I went to, we did.

1277
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,720
No.

1278
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,720
So starts off innocent enough.

1279
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,280
I'm there with CC and her.

1280
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,880
It's not even in Buffalo, isn't it?

1281
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,880
It's like outside.

1282
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,020
It's in Orchard Park.

1283
00:58:57,020 --> 00:59:00,360
It's like 20 minutes away from Buffalo, but it's not like a city.

1284
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,640
It's more like, no, it's like a town.

1285
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,600
It's like a town that blows up over the weekend.

1286
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,160
It's like green bag, green base the same way, but like, no, so we get, so I'm there with

1287
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,800
a bunch of girls and then like my cousin's boyfriend who she wasn't serious about and

1288
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,360
was just a douche anyways, but we all shot going to be here before the game.

1289
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,960
My keys unknowingly got left in that parking lot at that point.

1290
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:25,120
So like at the end of the first quarter, I like feel my pockets to like grab my vape,

1291
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,120
I think.

1292
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,560
And I noticed that my fucking keys aren't there.

1293
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:29,560
Like we got a problem.

1294
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,960
I tile ring them and they ping to the parking lot.

1295
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,320
So I'm like, I got a chance.

1296
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,680
I'm already in the bag.

1297
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:39,800
I'm not driving home, but now I'm the drunk guy trying to get permission to leave because

1298
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,120
they usually don't allow reentry.

1299
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,160
I'm trying to get permission to leave and like, why do you need your keys, dude?

1300
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,160
Why is it so urgent?

1301
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,240
It happens right now.

1302
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,280
They think I'm driving, so they really don't want to let me out.

1303
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,760
And I'm like, eventually I sweet talk some guy enough to let me out.

1304
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,560
He's like, I just really hope you don't fucking drive, man.

1305
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,840
Like, dude, I promise you I'm fucking not.

1306
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,360
You're going to see me in 10 seconds.

1307
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,680
That's why I'm bitching about reentry.

1308
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,480
I give up looking for the keys.

1309
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,760
My phone's about to die.

1310
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,920
I'm pinging it from the tile.

1311
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,200
I'm not getting anything.

1312
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,800
Can't ring them anywhere.

1313
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,120
I go into the porta potty to take a piss.

1314
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,240
I have a meltdown.

1315
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,200
I fucking rip like a hand sanitizer off the wall.

1316
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,480
It goes straight into the toilet.

1317
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,720
I fucking and then I'm like, that felt good.

1318
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,080
Walking to the next porta potty to do the same shit because I'm looking in the porta

1319
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,200
potty at the same time to see if my keys are there.

1320
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,400
And I'm getting progressively angrier each time I can't find them.

1321
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,360
Because like I said, I'm half in the bag.

1322
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,520
I've never been this fucking angry before in my life.

1323
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,720
I give up.

1324
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,000
I'm walking back to the stadium, like just faced with defeat.

1325
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,640
Like I'm in Buffalo.

1326
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,000
How the fuck am I going to find a locksmith?

1327
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,960
Like I need to be home for work tomorrow.

1328
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,080
Like what the fuck is happening?

1329
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,560
Some guy just pops out of a building I didn't even see.

1330
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,160
And he goes, hey, hey, are these are these yours?

1331
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,160
Are you looking for keys?

1332
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:57,160
I was like, yes.

1333
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,720
It's like, all right, what do they look like?

1334
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,120
It's like it's a Toyota key.

1335
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:05,480
It has an Ithaca brewing bottle opener on it, listed off everything that was on it.

1336
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,800
I'm like, can I please have my keys?

1337
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,800
Because it's to me.

1338
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,200
And I felt so bad because I'm like, this guy just saved my life.

1339
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,840
But he's definitely probably the staff that's responsible for the border potty.

1340
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,800
I just rip the hands.

1341
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:21,720
And he's probably going to connect the dots when he sees three of them in a row, don't

1342
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,720
have them.

1343
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,000
And then six more do that somebody did it deliberately.

1344
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,720
And I probably was making a lot of noise.

1345
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,400
But I got back into the stadium at the beginning of the fourth quarter.

1346
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,640
I was out there for an hour and a half doing that shit.

1347
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640
Fucking.

1348
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,920
Oh, man.

1349
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,760
I want to fucking talk about accents that I fucking hate.

1350
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,760
I want to hear it, too.

1351
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,960
I fucking hate.

1352
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:51,480
Specifically, I don't know why I'm more OK with men's accents than women's accents.

1353
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,480
Yeah.

1354
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:59,120
The southern accent on a fucking woman makes me infuriated.

1355
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:04,640
I don't know why these fucking bitches are like, hey, y'all, you want some sweet tea?

1356
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,120
I'm like, bitch, shut the fuck up.

1357
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,200
I don't want to hear your fucking southern twang, bitch.

1358
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,040
I want to fucking just talk to me like a fucking human.

1359
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,960
These fucking oh my God.

1360
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,680
I don't get how people like a southern accent.

1361
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,080
Well, now we've offended everybody in the cell.

1362
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:27,200
I, for one, just like accents and I have I don't have any like deep seated hatred like

1363
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:28,200
you do.

1364
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,200
I just think they sound nice.

1365
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,240
I mean, I'm not going to defend them with my wife.

1366
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:36,360
I fucking I hate British accents the most probably out of everything.

1367
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,360
I despise British accents.

1368
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:43,680
They just I feel like British guys sound like they're fucking, you know, what about Australian?

1369
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,680
Australian's fine.

1370
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,360
I never had an issue with Australian accent.

1371
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:51,760
I work with a British guy who sounds Australian, but he gets furious whenever you say that

1372
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,360
he's going after the listeners individually.

1373
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:56,680
So I like all accents.

1374
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,120
Just Tyler, just Tyler's going after the listeners.

1375
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:05,400
And like a Russian guy accent sounds like he's fucking garbling marbles.

1376
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,760
I like a Russian accent, though.

1377
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,760
I like Russian women accents.

1378
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,480
That's that's I think a Russian dude sounds badass in a movie.

1379
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,640
I think a Russian dude sounds like he's eating marbles.

1380
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,000
But there's like, I don't know.

1381
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
It sounds terrible.

1382
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Like a Russian guy.

1383
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
What about German accent, Tyler?

1384
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
German accent just sounds like you're gay.

1385
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Oh, I thought you were going to defend that like tooth and nail.

1386
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:33,160
No, no, like if you if you do a German accent, you sound like you're gay.

1387
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:37,720
Like it's just that's oh, yes, like that's bull.

1388
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,920
I think they're funny.

1389
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,480
But like I think you sound real gay.

1390
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,840
Hop in my Volkswagen.

1391
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:48,600
Nine, nine, not there.

1392
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:53,880
Oh, I just think of Rick Toffin and I'm like, bro, Rick Toffin sounds real gay.

1393
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,240
Yeah, he does.

1394
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,840
That being said, he is hysterical.

1395
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,400
I love Rick Toffin is my favorite.

1396
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,600
Rick Toffin is like a caricature of you.

1397
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:05,600
It's like the best way to describe it.

1398
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,560
He's coming back in the next.

1399
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,280
I'm fucking psyched for that.

1400
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,560
I'm getting fucking Rick.

1401
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:16,120
I feel like, oh, my God, I'm I'm realizing that there is like a very clear cut of who

1402
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,840
is who in the zombies crew.

1403
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:24,000
I feel like Casey is definitely like to Kayo doesn't talk a lot.

1404
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,040
You're definitely Rick Toffin for obvious reasons.

1405
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:32,400
Dan is Dempsey because he's just a fucking jacked American dude.

1406
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,000
And then I'm fucking what's the what's the Russians guy?

1407
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Nikolai fucking Nikolai the drunk.

1408
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000
It's perfect.

1409
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,040
We got our holes there.

1410
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,920
I want to be Max.

1411
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920
I want to be Max.

1412
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,920
Max, my that's my wife.

1413
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,360
Let's talk about some other crazy shit that happened this week.

1414
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,280
So, you know, the Trump shooter, the guy, the second guy who tried to shoot Trump, there's

1415
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,280
a third one, actually.

1416
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,920
Now, I didn't see that, but I looked that up, too.

1417
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:57,920
I couldn't find it.

1418
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:02,000
I think you may have got like, I got the actual story.

1419
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:07,960
It's not he's not like it wasn't like an attempt, but it was a it was a it was a

1420
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,360
I'll something I thought I was going to say, let's hear what he had to say about the second

1421
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,360
guy.

1422
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,840
The Trump shooter, they he got arrested, right?

1423
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,840
They searched his house.

1424
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:24,840
They found a box of letters and on one letter, it said, I'm sorry, I failed you to assassinate

1425
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:25,840
Mr. Trump.

1426
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:31,000
But like, you know, this I'm passing the torch to you and it's your job to finish it.

1427
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,680
He was like writing it to the world.

1428
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,920
But they found out that he wrote that months ago and mailed it to like some friend of his.

1429
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:42,560
And when he was on the news, he was like, if he if I ever get arrested, like open this

1430
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:47,120
letter and so his friend open it and he actually wrote this like months ago.

1431
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,760
So how did he know he was going to fail?

1432
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:49,760
Months ago?

1433
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:54,400
No, I think it's if he got a saying, yeah, I think it's saying if I fail because he got

1434
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,400
arrested.

1435
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,400
Yeah.

1436
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,640
So it's like it's like a dead drop letter type thing being like, hey, if I got arrested,

1437
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:03,760
it was just like a like if you're reading this, it's too late.

1438
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:09,440
I fucked up bad. Did you did you hear about the guy's son?

1439
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,840
The fucking now shooters?

1440
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:16,480
Yeah, son, you got to he's he got arrested for fucking having CP on his fucking computer.

1441
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,480
Wow.

1442
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,600
It seems like a great family.

1443
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,920
You guys ever do the fucking salt ice challenge?

1444
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:26,240
Oh, he says this was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

1445
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,240
I'm so sorry.

1446
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,240
I failed you.

1447
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,480
I tried to do my best and gave it the gumption, all the gumption I could muster.

1448
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:34,280
No way. Is that actually what it says?

1449
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:41,520
Yeah, it is up to you to now finish the job and I will offer a hundred fifty thousand

1450
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:49,640
dollars to whoever can complete the job from where he's offering a hundred fifty K reward

1451
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:50,640
shoot Trump.

1452
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:51,640
Yeah.

1453
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:52,640
Oh man.

1454
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,920
Do you guys ever do the fucking salt and ice challenge?

1455
01:06:54,920 --> 01:07:00,280
I did not, but it inflicts bodily harm and I don't want to.

1456
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:04,360
Jesus Christ, Tyler, he's got a fucking scar on his hand.

1457
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,360
Unbelievable.

1458
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,040
That's that's it.

1459
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,400
Fucking like when I took the ice off, there was a divot in my hand.

1460
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,120
Yeah, pretty far down.

1461
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:13,120
It was bad.

1462
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,120
I got Mike.

1463
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,600
Oh, that's that's not eight through.

1464
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,600
Wow.

1465
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,160
Through the dermis.

1466
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:26,040
So and then just I think we're going to we're going to catch a break here pretty soon.

1467
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,360
You know, take a break before we go to the break.

1468
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,880
I just want to talk a little bit.

1469
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,440
You know, we'll come back after the break and talk about Lincoln Park's new singer.

1470
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,440
All right.

1471
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,560
That'll be that'll be after the break thing.

1472
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:38,560
That'll be a fun topic.

1473
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,560
I like that.

1474
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,560
She's awful.

1475
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,560
I don't like it.

1476
01:07:41,560 --> 01:08:09,920
I want to hear everything Tyler has to say.

1477
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,560
How can you replace Chester?

1478
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,560
You can't.

1479
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,760
You can never replace Chester.

1480
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:24,560
And also these fucking retards think that this bitch is actually good at doing what

1481
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,560
she's doing.

1482
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,320
She fucking sucks.

1483
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:32,640
She sounds like a fucking cigarette mom at a fucking dive bar trying to cover Lincoln

1484
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:33,640
Park.

1485
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,120
And she fucking sucks at it.

1486
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,960
Why you got to hate Tyler?

1487
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,960
I am as a hateful.

1488
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,960
You're just a hater.

1489
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:39,960
You heard her.

1490
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,960
You said the same thing.

1491
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:41,960
I know she's pretty awful.

1492
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:42,960
She is real bad.

1493
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:48,560
I think y'all both are sipping too much on that hater aid, bro.

1494
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:52,160
Dude, she's not fucking trying to replace Chester.

1495
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:56,360
They need somebody who can do a passable job at playing their old shit, but they're very

1496
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,400
clearly shifting in a new direction.

1497
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,000
How about just make a new fucking band?

1498
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,120
No, it's fucking Lincoln Park, dude.

1499
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,960
You got to continue that band's legacy.

1500
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,880
It's not like I think after Chester died, they should have just fucking hung it up.

1501
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,880
I don't.

1502
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,480
Would you say it's disrespectful?

1503
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,480
Semi?

1504
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,480
Yeah.

1505
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,480
I don't think so.

1506
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:15,560
I don't think so.

1507
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,560
I think it's a project between a group of fucking friends and unfortunately one of them

1508
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:24,680
made that fucking choice and it sucks because he was a huge part of the band and one of

1509
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,680
a kind.

1510
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:26,680
Nobody can replicate him.

1511
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,280
I seriously don't think that Chester actually killed himself.

1512
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,800
I absolutely do.

1513
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,080
There's irrefutable evidence.

1514
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,080
I absolutely do.

1515
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,080
His whole last album was a fucking...

1516
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,520
I mean, you can listen to it.

1517
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,280
It's him saying goodbye.

1518
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,360
I just think that he just...

1519
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:47,600
There's a lot of weird shit that happened after that, that happened before he did that,

1520
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,320
that I'm like, there's some shady shit going on.

1521
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,320
Like what?

1522
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,960
I've never heard this shit.

1523
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:58,400
He was about to apparently blow the lid off of some fucking Diddy shit for other people.

1524
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,520
Dude, people already blew up Diddy.

1525
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,480
Diddy got blown up like a decade ago.

1526
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:04,720
Everybody knew this guy was this fucking weird.

1527
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,120
No, I'm saying other people.

1528
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,120
It wasn't Diddy.

1529
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:14,560
He was about to blow up some fucking other shit, but some other powers kind of got to

1530
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,560
him.

1531
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,760
I have never heard this.

1532
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:17,760
That's an actual thing.

1533
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,760
You can look into it.

1534
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,360
Maybe he got possessed by a demon.

1535
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:27,980
He was doing some documentary thing that he was trying to do, but it never got released

1536
01:10:27,980 --> 01:10:30,920
and it got fucking put in a black box and forgot about.

1537
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:34,680
I just feel like that would be written by some fan who really, really didn't want to

1538
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,040
believe that he killed himself.

1539
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,080
I don't know.

1540
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,480
That's what I take away from that.

1541
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:42,080
I mean, I need to do my research on it.

1542
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:46,000
I just don't see it because there is like, I mean, it was just very clearly suicide by

1543
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,280
hanging, right?

1544
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:51,680
Like yeah, you could be hung by someone else.

1545
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,520
Did you hear his last album though?

1546
01:10:54,520 --> 01:11:00,360
They one more light, like all those songs, like dude, the whole album, it's just him

1547
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:05,640
talking about how fucking depressed and just much he wants to not be there and how bad

1548
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,040
he's going to feel when he's gone.

1549
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,840
That's what the whole message of the album is.

1550
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:15,000
It's almost written from the perspective of somebody who already had killed themselves.

1551
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,800
It's got a deep meaning with the album and it's just like, you can tell he's just fucking

1552
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:23,280
in a place of pain and hurt and fucking off himself and it's awful.

1553
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,960
But again, I don't think that's a reason to hang it up for the fucking band.

1554
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:28,960
No pun intended.

1555
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,960
No pun intended.

1556
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,960
Oh my God.

1557
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,480
Oh my God.

1558
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
That was unintentional.

1559
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:39,960
So I don't think it warrants the slur jar, but fuck, that's not what I meant.

1560
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:40,960
Wow.

1561
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:44,040
Fucking phrasing Ali man.

1562
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,040
Jesus Christ.

1563
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,240
I don't like her note.

1564
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,920
Elvira's birthdays today.

1565
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,960
Who the fuck is Elvira?

1566
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:54,200
The mistress of the night, the fucking hot ass goth mommy.

1567
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,000
That was like the original goth mommy.

1568
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,000
What?

1569
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,000
Adam's family or some?

1570
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,560
No, no, but like similar.

1571
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,240
But yeah, she, she was, it's her birthday today.

1572
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,240
I'm sorry.

1573
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:08,120
It's just like she was at the end of his rope.

1574
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,120
That does go to slur jar.

1575
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,120
Put a dollar in.

1576
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,120
That was intentional.

1577
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,120
Mine was by accident.

1578
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:19,480
Mine was just me being idiotic.

1579
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,880
I mean, I guess in a way yours was too, but it was intentional.

1580
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,880
Intentionally.

1581
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:24,880
We miss Chester.

1582
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,440
We'll, we'll say that.

1583
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,000
I fucking miss Chester.

1584
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,360
I'm not dissing anything Chester did.

1585
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:34,320
He's like one of my favorite vocalists of all time, but I don't believe that Lincoln

1586
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,320
Park should die.

1587
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:39,440
And I think that like their new song is a fucking bop, bro.

1588
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:40,440
Their new song sucks.

1589
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:43,600
No, their new song is fucking fire, dude.

1590
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:45,760
That song is fire, bro.

1591
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,520
No Chester was the soul of that band.

1592
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:49,880
Without him, it's not going to be.

1593
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,520
It's a different band and they're not trying to fucking band.

1594
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:55,520
They essentially did.

1595
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,520
They call it something else.

1596
01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,520
No.

1597
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:01,640
Hey, that band doesn't deserve to die, bro.

1598
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,440
Or Park in Link or something.

1599
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,440
I don't know.

1600
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,440
Jesus Christ.

1601
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,440
Call it something else.

1602
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:11,320
That sounds like the most B movie name they could fucking think of.

1603
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,320
I don't know.

1604
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:20,200
But I think that like the whole thing of Lincoln Park should have been dead with Chester.

1605
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,640
Fucking choking without him.

1606
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:23,640
I don't think so.

1607
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:26,480
I disagree with you guys.

1608
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,480
I like it.

1609
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,880
I like their new music a lot.

1610
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,480
I like the new vocalist.

1611
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:36,080
She's done some shady shit in the past, but from like a purely musical perspective, I think

1612
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,760
they're very good.

1613
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,200
I mean, let's be fucking real.

1614
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,200
If fucking like let's let's say like a band like My Chemical Romance, fucking Gerard Way

1615
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,200
died.

1616
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,200
You can't fucking continue that.

1617
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,400
Well, no, because he's the only dude.

1618
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,480
But Chester Benning, I mean, Chester Benning was always one half the puzzle.

1619
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,560
Mike Shinoda, you cannot discount him.

1620
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,640
Yeah, but he's not.

1621
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,040
He wasn't as as I don't.

1622
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,720
I think that he is a big part of it.

1623
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:04,320
I don't think that he's as big as a part of him.

1624
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,320
I hate to say this.

1625
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:10,440
I think Shinoda was regarded just as highly as Chester Bennington was until Chester Penning

1626
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,440
did go.

1627
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:16,720
I always thought like the talking rapping parts were kind of cringe and funny.

1628
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:17,720
I liked him.

1629
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:18,720
I thought I liked him.

1630
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,720
He fucking spits bars.

1631
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:20,720
He does.

1632
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,520
But it's like it's really funny.

1633
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:26,760
Like especially with the PS1 graphics of like the older music videos.

1634
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:29,200
Well, yeah, anything from that age is going to look cringy.

1635
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,120
The guys probably got fucking frosted tips.

1636
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:32,120
He did.

1637
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,120
He did have frosted tips.

1638
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,720
They had PlayStation 1 graphics in the background.

1639
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:36,720
It was really funny.

1640
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,840
But like he's like, oh yeah, it hasn't aged well, but the song is still funny.

1641
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,600
Just caught in the undertow.

1642
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,440
But those are good backing vocals though.

1643
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,440
It's just really funny.

1644
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,640
Just like I always thought like the talk.

1645
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:55,640
I think that those two were always 50-50 in how popular they were until Chester died.

1646
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:59,280
I think that his popularity skyrocketed because we glorify.

1647
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:03,240
Oh my God, I'm going to like break into a 21 pilots verse here.

1648
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,000
I'm going to start spitting neon gravestones over here.

1649
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,600
We glorify everybody that fucking kills themselves.

1650
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,160
And I think that that's what happened with Chester.

1651
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:14,120
I think that people respected both of them like a ton.

1652
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,400
They were both greats of the 2000s.

1653
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,440
Like yeah, but it's just really funny.

1654
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,480
We should all just kill ourselves live in the air.

1655
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:22,480
We shouldn't do that.

1656
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:23,480
I like living.

1657
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,480
I'm all right.

1658
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:32,880
Maybe one of these days when we know the nukes are in the air, we'll just fucking off ourselves

1659
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:36,200
and just cue the episode to upload.

1660
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,200
All right, here we go.

1661
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,200
Ellie Mack.

1662
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,200
No.

1663
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:44,800
Hi Mack, are you high enough for this?

1664
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,320
I actually feel like I might put up a...

1665
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:48,320
Oh shit.

1666
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:49,320
I don't know what happened.

1667
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,320
Oh, hurt.

1668
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,320
Yeah.

1669
01:15:51,320 --> 01:16:01,160
I'm feeling confident though that I'm going to put up a good fight.

1670
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,960
I don't think I'm going to win, but I don't think I'm going to finish in the negative

1671
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:04,960
hopefully.

1672
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,960
It's only 10 45 by the way.

1673
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,960
We got some, we got time.

1674
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:07,960
All right.

1675
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:08,960
Welcome back to Jeopardy.

1676
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:21,160
Here with your three time winner of the trace, Ellie Mack.

1677
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,160
You want one?

1678
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,160
Yeah.

1679
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,480
Of course you want number one.

1680
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:31,000
You're now 24 time winner, Tyler.

1681
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,880
God damn right.

1682
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,440
I believe in you, Ellie Mack.

1683
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:37,440
Don't.

1684
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,440
No.

1685
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,440
I just want to put up a good fight.

1686
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,440
No, remember number two is a dead one.

1687
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,440
All right.

1688
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:42,440
I guess I'm four.

1689
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:43,440
I guess I'm fucking four tonight.

1690
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,440
All right.

1691
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:45,440
Here we go.

1692
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,440
Categories today.

1693
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:47,440
We've got sports history.

1694
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:48,440
Oh, best selling albums.

1695
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:49,440
In this world capital.

1696
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:50,440
In this decade.

1697
01:16:50,440 --> 01:17:15,440
Name all three, the seven wonders of the world and history of Untitled Podcast.

1698
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,440
Oh, that's a good one.

1699
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:20,440
I'm just going to try to fucking make my way.

1700
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,440
I think Dan won last time.

1701
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:26,480
You guys fight each other to the death for a first, first move.

1702
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:29,080
I just want to see on podcasts.

1703
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:33,960
I know for a thousand for a thousand.

1704
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:39,440
The city Don Juan started prank calling after he was made in Honolulu.

1705
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:43,440
Oh, you buzzed in.

1706
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:47,400
Wait, no, I've been listening to a lot of episodes.

1707
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,720
If I buzzed in, I can back out if I don't have an answer.

1708
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,400
I've seen that happen a bunch of times.

1709
01:17:53,400 --> 01:18:00,280
In fact, anyone think it was.

1710
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,280
I know the state.

1711
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,280
I don't know.

1712
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,600
I was encouraged Alaska.

1713
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:08,720
Yeah, that was going to be what I said, but I was not nearly confident enough to go through

1714
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:09,720
with answering it.

1715
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,400
Let's do 800 in the same category.

1716
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:18,400
I know episode 72 was named after this stock.

1717
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,400
What is Doge?

1718
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,400
No.

1719
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,400
What is Tesla?

1720
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:28,400
No, we're both in the hole.

1721
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,400
What is Nvidia?

1722
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,400
No.

1723
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,400
Fuck.

1724
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:36,400
Okay, that would be FFIE.

1725
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,400
I don't even know what that fucking is.

1726
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,400
Faraday Futury Electric.

1727
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:45,120
I said I wasn't going to finish in the negative and it's really starting to look like I'm

1728
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,120
probably going to finish in the negative.

1729
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,400
Casey, can I please have a hit of that base?

1730
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,400
600.

1731
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:52,400
600.

1732
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:57,400
Episode 44 featured the mugshot of these two recently arrested politicians.

1733
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,400
What is Donald Trump?

1734
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:04,400
And fuck, who's the other guy?

1735
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,400
Giuliani.

1736
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:06,400
Fuck.

1737
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,400
Fuck.

1738
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,400
I knew that.

1739
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,800
I literally did press it.

1740
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,400
I was a second behind you.

1741
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,200
I like, I can see his stupid face.

1742
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,400
What the fuck's his name?

1743
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:18,400
400.

1744
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:19,400
400.

1745
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:24,400
Name two celebrities with a Christmas special named after them.

1746
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:29,400
I know one.

1747
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:34,560
Yeah, we'll just...

1748
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,400
One Kanye West and one Alex Jones.

1749
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:39,400
Kanye West and Michelle Obama.

1750
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,400
Tyler.

1751
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:45,400
We'll do the last one.

1752
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,400
Come on, Ali Mack.

1753
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,400
Fucking wake up, bro.

1754
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:54,400
Episode 63 was named after this rap song by Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro.

1755
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,400
Facts.

1756
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,400
What is facts?

1757
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:57,400
I didn't know that.

1758
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,400
Pretty sure I was there for that fucking episode.

1759
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,400
None of it fucking...

1760
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:03,400
What are the other categories?

1761
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:07,400
Sports history, best selling albums, in this world capital, in this decade.

1762
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,400
Tell me the scores quick.

1763
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,400
Tyler has zero, Ali Mack has negative 1600.

1764
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,400
In this decade, name well three.

1765
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,400
We're fucking blowing it.

1766
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,400
And Seven Wonders of the World.

1767
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,400
That was the history of our own podcast.

1768
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:26,400
I'm over a thousand dollars in the hole and you're at zero.

1769
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,400
We fucking suck, bro.

1770
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,400
Holy shit.

1771
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:36,400
Let's do albums.

1772
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,400
Albums 200.

1773
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,400
Pink Floyd.

1774
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,400
What is Dark Side of the Moon?

1775
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,400
Yes.

1776
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,400
I'm literally going to jump off a bridge.

1777
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,400
Henry Johnson bridge.

1778
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:49,400
That's going to be the bridge.

1779
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,400
We'll do albums again.

1780
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:52,400
400.

1781
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,400
Michael Jackson.

1782
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:55,400
What is Thriller?

1783
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:57,400
Yeah.

1784
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,400
I knew both of those.

1785
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:01,400
Albums.

1786
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,400
600.

1787
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:05,400
Nirvana.

1788
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,400
What is the fucking name of that?

1789
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,400
I can see the fucking...

1790
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,400
Kid with his little fucking dick out.

1791
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:15,400
Oh my God.

1792
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,400
Never mind.

1793
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,400
Are you buzzing in?

1794
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,400
No, you timed it out.

1795
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:21,400
I timed it out.

1796
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:22,400
Never mind.

1797
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,400
Fuck.

1798
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,400
I should have buzzed in.

1799
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,400
Albums.

1800
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,400
What was it?

1801
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400
Never mind.

1802
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,400
All right.

1803
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,400
I thought it was, but you did buzz it out, though.

1804
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,400
800.

1805
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,400
Blink 182.

1806
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,400
Oh my God.

1807
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:37,400
Enema State?

1808
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Was it Enema State?

1809
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,400
Yes.

1810
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,400
Fuck.

1811
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,400
Ali Mac, wake up.

1812
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,400
Albums.

1813
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:47,400
I literally know every one of them.

1814
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,400
Thousand.

1815
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,400
Guns and Roses.

1816
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,400
I don't know.

1817
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,400
What is Appetite from Distraction?

1818
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,400
Oh, jeez.

1819
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,400
Yeah.

1820
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,400
Sorry for all the Ali Mac fans out there.

1821
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,400
This ain't a good episode for me.

1822
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,400
What are the other categories again?

1823
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,400
The sports history in this world capital in this decade.

1824
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:06,400
Name all three and seven wonders of the world.

1825
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:10,400
Name all three because I don't think that's going to be a good one for either of us.

1826
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,400
200.

1827
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,400
The Three Stooges.

1828
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:13,400
Nope.

1829
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,400
I know two of them.

1830
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,400
I opened the last one.

1831
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,400
No.

1832
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:17,400
Curly, Larry, and Moe.

1833
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:18,400
I was going to say Curly.

1834
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,400
I did know that.

1835
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,400
I was going to say Curly.

1836
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:21,400
Curly.

1837
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,400
Curly.

1838
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,400
Curly.

1839
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,400
Curly.

1840
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,400
I was going to say Curly.

1841
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:27,400
I did know that.

1842
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:28,400
I was going to say Curly, Louie, and Moe.

1843
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,600
So I'm happy I didn't do that.

1844
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,600
I did know that, but it was not there.

1845
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:32,600
So I'm sad.

1846
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,600
We'll do the three again.

1847
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:36,600
For 400.

1848
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,600
Daily Double.

1849
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,600
We got 2400.

1850
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,600
Let's make it a true Daily Double.

1851
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,600
What's Ali Max?

1852
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:43,600
He's got negative 1600.

1853
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,600
Make it a true Daily Double.

1854
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,600
Come on.

1855
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:46,600
I'll do whatever the points of this would be.

1856
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,600
400.

1857
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:56,240
Fucking lame.

1858
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,560
The Jonas Brothers.

1859
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,760
What is Joe Jonas?

1860
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,400
Oh fuck.

1861
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:07,240
Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and fuck.

1862
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:08,520
What was the last one?

1863
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:14,760
Joe, Nick, and Joe Nick and who else?

1864
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:19,440
Joe Nick and Joe Nick.

1865
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:23,480
And the fucking one that everyone else forgets about.

1866
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:27,920
If it makes you feel any better, I had no fucking clue.

1867
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:32,240
Joe Nick and Andrew?

1868
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,280
Joe Nick and Kevin.

1869
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:35,280
Fuck Kevin.

1870
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:36,280
Kevin Jonas?

1871
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:40,040
I don't think I've ever heard that name before in my life.

1872
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,040
Tyler's pick.

1873
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,040
All three.

1874
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:45,040
600.

1875
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,320
The original Star Wars trilogy.

1876
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:47,320
What is a new hope?

1877
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:48,320
What is Empire Strikes Back?

1878
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,320
And what is Return of the Jedi?

1879
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,320
Fuck!

1880
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:51,320
That's my autism!

1881
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:52,320
And they let it slip away.

1882
01:23:52,320 --> 01:24:01,320
I was like enlightened to hear it and then I didn't press the button.

1883
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,720
All right, next one.

1884
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,720
My brain needs to work quicker.

1885
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:05,720
800.

1886
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,720
The three secondary colors.

1887
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:14,320
Okay, it's that one.

1888
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:17,320
What is cyan, magenta, and yellow?

1889
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,320
No.

1890
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:19,320
What?

1891
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,320
None of those were right.

1892
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:21,320
None of those were right.

1893
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:22,320
Those are primary colors.

1894
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,320
No, no, no.

1895
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,320
Those are not primary.

1896
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:29,320
I'm not buzzing in, but I think it's purple.

1897
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,320
It's purple.

1898
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:37,440
It's green and purple.

1899
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,920
Purple, green, and...

1900
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:42,920
Purple, green, and orange.

1901
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:43,920
Yeah.

1902
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:44,920
Tyler's pick.

1903
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:46,920
Is there anything left in that category?

1904
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,920
Yeah.

1905
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,960
You're lucky the internet doesn't work in your basement, Casey.

1906
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:50,960
We'll do that.

1907
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:51,960
Yeah.

1908
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,200
Because that's what it's called on the reverse side of film for RGB.

1909
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,000
So that's where my answer came from, CYM.

1910
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,000
Okay.

1911
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,000
Cyan, yellow, magenta.

1912
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,720
You son of a fucking bitch.

1913
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:05,440
I'm going to dispute that because I think I might have an argument for some points there.

1914
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:06,440
Playing under protest.

1915
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:16,000
The three main regions of the brain.

1916
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000
I know two of them.

1917
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,000
I know two of them.

1918
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,000
And the third one's eluding me.

1919
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,000
It's the third one.

1920
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,000
I don't know what the third one is.

1921
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,000
I know what the two are.

1922
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,000
What the fuck's the third one?

1923
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,000
No.

1924
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,000
Time out.

1925
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,000
Cerebrum, cerebellum, and brain stem.

1926
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:36,000
Oh, I was going to go right and left hemisphere.

1927
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:39,280
How the fuck did I forget the brain stem?

1928
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:49,880
Sports history, this world capital in this decade and seven wonders of the world.

1929
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,920
200.

1930
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,400
The first Harry Potter novel was published.

1931
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:56,400
When?

1932
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,400
What is 1990s?

1933
01:25:58,400 --> 01:25:59,400
Yes.

1934
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:01,400
Wait, it's the decade?

1935
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,240
It says called in this decade.

1936
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,720
Are you fucking kidding?

1937
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,920
Oh my God, you got a lot back in Ali Mac.

1938
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:08,920
Was it 1992?

1939
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:11,920
Can you look that up?

1940
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:14,920
I think it was 1991.

1941
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:15,920
Decades.

1942
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:16,920
400.

1943
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:22,480
The American Civil War begins.

1944
01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:30,040
The 1860s.

1945
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,040
Shut the fuck up, Tyler.

1946
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,000
The decades.

1947
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,000
Thanks, Dan.

1948
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000
Thanks, Dan.

1949
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,000
600.

1950
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:44,840
The Beatles break up.

1951
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:52,960
Throw a pot shot out.

1952
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:55,960
What is the 1960s?

1953
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,960
That's when they started.

1954
01:26:58,960 --> 01:26:59,960
Says the 1960s.

1955
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:00,960
No.

1956
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:08,160
You know when you see him cycle through five windows, he's going for the negative.

1957
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:09,160
Fucking no fucking.

1958
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,160
Fucking idiot.

1959
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:15,040
Now there's only two options it could be for him.

1960
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,040
1970s?

1961
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,040
Yes.

1962
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,040
Fuck!

1963
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:21,040
I was torn between 70s and 80s.

1964
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:30,040
And then I realized that Paul McCarthy did this shit with Michael Jackson.

1965
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:35,960
Get way fucking higher on any other episode you know when Dan ain't even fucking here

1966
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:36,960
to back you up.

1967
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:39,960
The fuck were you thinking Ali Mac?

1968
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:40,960
Decades.

1969
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:41,960
800.

1970
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:45,040
The sinking of the RMS Titanic.

1971
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,040
What is the 1910s?

1972
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,040
Yes.

1973
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,040
Wow, let's go.

1974
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,040
You got points.

1975
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,920
No, I'm still in the negative.

1976
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,400
How far in the negative is he still?

1977
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,400
Negative 2200.

1978
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,400
Oh my God, what's my score?

1979
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,400
What's my score?

1980
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,400
3800.

1981
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:58,400
Ali Mac's good.

1982
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,160
Ali Mac's good.

1983
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:03,160
Does it really matter at this point?

1984
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:04,160
You still got 3000.

1985
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,160
Seven wonders of the world for 1000.

1986
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:10,160
For a thousand.

1987
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,160
Ali Mac's good.

1988
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:12,160
Oh shut up.

1989
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,160
Ali Mac, you just received 5000 points to wager.

1990
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:16,160
That's not true.

1991
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,160
You can't do that.

1992
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:22,160
I'll tell you what, you can wager 5000 but if you get it wrong you go 5000 more in the

1993
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:23,160
negative.

1994
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:24,160
Deal.

1995
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,160
That's not fair.

1996
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:26,160
Deal.

1997
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:38,960
All right Ali back this 17th century building is located in Arga, India.

1998
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:39,960
What is the Taj Mahal?

1999
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:42,440
Oh yeah, it was a Taj Mahal.

2000
01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:45,760
Yeah, it was, but I don't think that's fair.

2001
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:46,760
Thank you for the opportunity.

2002
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:47,760
That's all those fans.

2003
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:48,760
The Ali Mac section.

2004
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:49,760
That's kind of horseshit.

2005
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,760
I told you for that hot take.

2006
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,760
Tyler Ali Max pick.

2007
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,760
Hey Casey.

2008
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,960
How about you suck a fucking suck shot a shotgun?

2009
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:59,960
How would you Kurt Cobain yourself?

2010
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,720
How would you Chester Benning take yourself?

2011
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:04,960
He took a fucking asshole.

2012
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,960
Ali Max pick.

2013
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:10,520
How about you go keep yourself dude?

2014
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:11,520
You're still winning Tyler.

2015
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,520
Even with those 5000 points you're still winning.

2016
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:18,400
I hope you get XXS Tantasi owned.

2017
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,600
All right.

2018
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,600
Let's do seven wonders of the world for 200.

2019
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,240
This statue overlooking Rio de Janeiro was completed in 1931.

2020
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:30,360
What is Christ the Redeemer?

2021
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,360
Oh yeah.

2022
01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,040
Tip of my tongue.

2023
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,000
The tip of my goddamn tongue.

2024
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,000
There's only two that aren't going to be on here.

2025
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,000
Christ the Redeemer.

2026
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,000
Tyler's pick.

2027
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,000
It's a good statue.

2028
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,640
What's the other categories?

2029
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:45,040
Sports history in this world capital in this decade.

2030
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,040
Seven wonders of the world.

2031
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:47,040
Decades.

2032
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,040
A thousand.

2033
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:51,040
The US Constitution is ratified.

2034
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:54,520
What is 1780s?

2035
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:57,200
Yes.

2036
01:29:57,200 --> 01:30:03,160
You got lucky on my son of a bitch.

2037
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:06,320
I knew that was a guess by the way you said it.

2038
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:07,320
Yeah.

2039
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:08,320
I'm like it's not the seventies.

2040
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:11,320
I'm like I think it's the eighties.

2041
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,840
Let's do seven wonders.

2042
01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:14,920
400.

2043
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:21,280
The great pyramids of Egypt are located in the city.

2044
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:27,120
I do know this.

2045
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:28,120
What is Cairo?

2046
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:29,120
Yeah.

2047
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:33,840
I am staying as far away from I can as this buzzer.

2048
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:34,840
Giza.

2049
01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:35,840
Oh my god.

2050
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:37,640
How do we not get that?

2051
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:40,320
It's the great pyramids of fucking Giza.

2052
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,520
Jesus Christ.

2053
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,520
We suck balls.

2054
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:43,520
That was rough.

2055
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:44,520
Oh my god.

2056
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:47,440
I'm going to stay away from that category for a second.

2057
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,080
Let's do the sports history.

2058
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,080
200.

2059
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:53,240
The 1997 NBA finals.

2060
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:57,440
Michael Jordan scored 38 points in the game winning basket after playing through this

2061
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,440
illness.

2062
01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,440
What is influenza?

2063
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:00,440
Oh yeah.

2064
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:01,440
It's an eight.

2065
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:02,440
It's Magic Johnson.

2066
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:03,440
This is flu game.

2067
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:09,880
That's what I was telling fucking Dan to have.

2068
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:11,480
I said fucking play a flu game.

2069
01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:12,760
I didn't send that text.

2070
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,160
I typed it and I didn't send it.

2071
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,240
God, that would have been so much funnier.

2072
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:18,240
Fuck.

2073
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,240
Ali Max.

2074
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:20,240
Keep it going.

2075
01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:21,240
My scheme is fucked.

2076
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:22,240
400.

2077
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:27,960
In a famous 1983 incident, Kansas City Rose player George Rett's ninth inning home run

2078
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:32,400
was overturned after umpires discovered this substance on his bat.

2079
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:33,400
What is pine tar?

2080
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:34,400
Oh yeah.

2081
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,400
Keep it going.

2082
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,400
Pine tar.

2083
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:40,120
Ali Max, you got this category.

2084
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:44,800
This is the smallest city to have an NFL team, which was founded in 1919.

2085
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,800
What is Green Bay?

2086
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:48,800
Yes.

2087
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:49,800
Tyler.

2088
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:54,800
How many are left in sports?

2089
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,800
Two.

2090
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:56,800
800.

2091
01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:05,360
This former New York Yankee was nicknamed Mr. October for his performance.

2092
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:08,360
What is Derek Jeter?

2093
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:09,360
No.

2094
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:10,720
Oh, Mr. October.

2095
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:14,400
That's um, who is Reggie Williams?

2096
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,400
No.

2097
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:16,400
What?

2098
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:17,400
What?

2099
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:18,400
No.

2100
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:19,400
What?

2101
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:20,400
What?

2102
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,400
Anyone?

2103
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,400
Reggie Jackson.

2104
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:23,400
Oh my God!

2105
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:24,400
Ali Max, you fucking cunt!

2106
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:27,400
Who the fuck is Reggie Williams?

2107
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:34,400
Sports history for a thousand.

2108
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:35,640
A thousand.

2109
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:40,400
This NBA forward legally changed his name to Meta World Peace in 2011.

2110
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:44,400
To his Radar test.

2111
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,400
Yeah.

2112
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:46,400
Meta World Peace?

2113
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:47,400
Fuck man!

2114
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,400
Reggie Williams?

2115
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:49,400
Let me take a hit of smelling salts.

2116
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,400
Are you fucking kidding me?

2117
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,400
What's the score?

2118
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,400
Tyler's got 4,400.

2119
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:53,400
Ali Max got 3,600.

2120
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:54,400
That was the first like true direct dark deep sniff I've done.

2121
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,400
Ali Max, you got In This World Capital and Seven Wonders of the World.

2122
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:56,400
Let me get my fucking thing back first that I threw.

2123
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,400
Seven.

2124
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:58,400
Seven.

2125
01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,400
Seven.

2126
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:00,400
Seven.

2127
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:01,400
Seven.

2128
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:02,400
Seven.

2129
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:03,400
Seven.

2130
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:04,400
Seven.

2131
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:05,400
Seven.

2132
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,400
Seven.

2133
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:07,400
Seven.

2134
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,400
Seven.

2135
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,400
Seven.

2136
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:10,400
Seven.

2137
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:11,400
Seven.

2138
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:12,400
Seven.

2139
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:13,400
Seven.

2140
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:14,400
Seven.

2141
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:15,400
Seven.

2142
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:16,400
Seven.

2143
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,400
Seven.

2144
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:18,400
Six hundred.

2145
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:21,680
Trump would be jealous of this physical barrier in which construction.

2146
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,680
What is the Great Wall of China?

2147
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:25,680
Yarrrrggg!

2148
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:26,680
Yarrrrr!

2149
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:29,680
I turned to a pirate.

2150
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:33,400
It's your pick, Meta.

2151
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,400
Oh.

2152
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,400
Keep it going.

2153
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,400
Eight hundred.

2154
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:41,400
This 15th century Incan citadel is located in southern Peru.

2155
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:42,400
Oh fuck.

2156
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:43,400
Oh fuck.

2157
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:53,760
Oh no, that's a different one.

2158
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,920
I almost buzzed in with an incorrect answer.

2159
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:57,960
I know the name of it.

2160
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,160
I know I know this one.

2161
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:01,880
I'm going to be really mad when we time this out.

2162
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:02,880
Yeah.

2163
01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:03,880
I fucking.

2164
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,480
I'm comfortable with letting it time out.

2165
01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:06,480
I don't think.

2166
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,480
Machu Picchu.

2167
01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:08,480
Fuck.

2168
01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:09,480
No.

2169
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,640
No, that's not the Mayan one.

2170
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:13,360
The Mayans have an Incan one.

2171
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,800
That's what I was going to buzz in with.

2172
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:16,800
That's what I said.

2173
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:17,800
Oh no, that's the wrong one.

2174
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:18,800
It was Machu Picchu.

2175
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:19,800
You fucking.

2176
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,800
Thank you, Ali Mac.

2177
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:23,800
Who the fuck is it now?

2178
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,960
I think it's still me.

2179
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:28,680
Ali Mac, you got In This World Capital.

2180
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:30,280
Two hundred.

2181
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:33,120
We've really been fucking dodging this one.

2182
01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:36,400
For two hundred, L'Arc des Triomphe.

2183
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:37,400
What?

2184
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:41,600
What the fuck is that?

2185
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,720
I mean, I know the language, but I'm not even going to guess.

2186
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:45,720
Let's let's time that out.

2187
01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:46,720
Paris.

2188
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,720
Whatever.

2189
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:53,880
Remember, it was that thing that we remote viewed and dad drew like the arch.

2190
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:54,880
Oh, yeah.

2191
01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:55,880
Yeah.

2192
01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:57,960
Wait in this capital.

2193
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,880
I was thinking I thought it was so obvious it was Paris.

2194
01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:01,880
I thought I'm.

2195
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:02,880
Yeah.

2196
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:03,880
No, I was retarded.

2197
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:05,880
Ali Mac's big.

2198
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:06,880
Four hundred.

2199
01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:10,160
The Trevi Fountain and Colosseum.

2200
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:11,880
Yeah.

2201
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:18,880
You threw me off.

2202
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,920
If you said the Colosseum, I would have buzzed in immediately with Rome.

2203
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:23,080
What the fuck is the Trevi?

2204
01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:25,480
The Trevi what fountain?

2205
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:28,480
Never fucking heard of that.

2206
01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:31,480
Like Oakland.

2207
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,480
Oakland.

2208
01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:38,280
Yeah, let's keep it going.

2209
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:42,960
The Fyrdo Square, once home to a statue of Saddam Hussein.

2210
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:46,280
What is Iran?

2211
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:51,240
Oh, that's a good.

2212
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:54,520
Let's time this out.

2213
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:55,520
Was it Baghdad?

2214
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:56,520
Yes.

2215
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:57,520
Fuck.

2216
01:35:57,520 --> 01:35:58,520
That again.

2217
01:35:58,520 --> 01:35:59,520
One minute.

2218
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:06,040
I got to find out which thing I have again.

2219
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:11,920
I got four hundred.

2220
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:14,200
I went that far back down.

2221
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:15,520
I got like six right.

2222
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,080
I'm that far back down.

2223
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:18,080
Oh, my God.

2224
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,080
I've been a hundred.

2225
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:20,080
A hundred.

2226
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:21,080
The Bob Marley Museum.

2227
01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:22,080
What is Foul Mouth, Jamaica?

2228
01:36:22,080 --> 01:36:23,080
What did you just say?

2229
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:24,080
Is that a band name?

2230
01:36:24,080 --> 01:36:25,080
That'd be Kingston.

2231
01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,080
Foul Mouth?

2232
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:27,080
Yeah.

2233
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:28,080
Foul Mouth.

2234
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:29,080
Yeah.

2235
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:30,080
Foul Mouth.

2236
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:31,080
Yeah.

2237
01:36:31,080 --> 01:36:32,080
Foul Mouth.

2238
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,080
Yeah.

2239
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,080
Foul Mouth.

2240
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,080
Yeah, it's an actual place.

2241
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:39,080
Sounds like a band name.

2242
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:40,760
Foul Mouth, guys.

2243
01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:43,880
Finally for a thousand Heathrow International Airport.

2244
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:46,880
Who would know that, Dan?

2245
01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:48,880
Dan would know that.

2246
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:53,880
Dan would have been like, uh, obviously.

2247
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:54,880
London.

2248
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:57,880
Who the fuck knows that?

2249
01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:58,880
Dan.

2250
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:01,080
Todd has got forty seven hundred.

2251
01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:03,680
Ali Max got forty thirty six hundred.

2252
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:07,680
And we're going into final.

2253
01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:08,680
Oh, yeah.

2254
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:09,680
What's the category?

2255
01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:12,680
If you say general knowledge, Dan would kill you.

2256
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:13,680
About music.

2257
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:38,680
Can Ali Max come away with the clutch win?

2258
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:39,680
What's the score that he has?

2259
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:40,680
A root for him.

2260
01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:41,680
Can he do it?

2261
01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:42,680
What's the score that he has?

2262
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,680
Thirty six hundred.

2263
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:44,680
Forty seven hundred.

2264
01:37:44,680 --> 01:38:04,880
He shouldn't have that many points by the way.

2265
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:07,880
I think it was completely legal.

2266
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:10,680
You earned each and every one of those points.

2267
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:12,680
It was just like one.

2268
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:15,680
I don't have fucking internet down here.

2269
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,680
This is what I'm doing.

2270
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:19,680
All right.

2271
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:26,680
Question is, American Idol judge Randy Jackson played bass in this band from 1985 to 1987

2272
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:29,680
and again in 2020.

2273
01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:34,680
Who the fuck would know that?

2274
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:37,680
I don't know.

2275
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:40,680
I don't know.

2276
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:45,680
Take a pot shot.

2277
01:38:45,680 --> 01:38:47,680
Wait a minute.

2278
01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:49,680
Ask this question again, man.

2279
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:56,680
American Idol judge Randy Jackson played bass in this band from 1985 to 1987 and again in

2280
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:57,680
2020.

2281
01:38:57,680 --> 01:39:15,040
I don't know.

2282
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:18,680
I just went with the road of comedy on this one.

2283
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:21,680
I think that's my best guess.

2284
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:23,680
Tyler says grateful dad.

2285
01:39:23,680 --> 01:39:24,680
No.

2286
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:27,680
But two thousand.

2287
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:31,680
So he's got twenty seven hundred.

2288
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:36,680
I like says it was a Jackson five.

2289
01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:40,680
He bet it all.

2290
01:39:40,680 --> 01:39:42,680
He's down to zero.

2291
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:45,680
Tyler, twenty seven hundred.

2292
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:48,680
The answer is, by the way, was Journey.

2293
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,680
Journey?

2294
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:50,680
He played Journey?

2295
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:51,680
Yeah.

2296
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:57,680
I was thinking when it was music, I was going to be like, oh, it's probably going to be

2297
01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,680
something me and Tyler are at least familiar with.

2298
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:03,680
What the fuck was his name?

2299
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:04,680
Randy Jackson.

2300
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:05,680
Yo, yo, dog.

2301
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:06,680
What up, dog?

2302
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:07,680
Like I dig it.

2303
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:08,680
I know who he is.

2304
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:11,680
I don't know where he's fucking from.

2305
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:14,680
I heard Jackson's like, fuck it, Jackson five.

2306
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:17,680
Maybe they got back together in the twenty fucking tens for some reason.

2307
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:24,680
Because I'm like, I'm like, I think the bad news is now they keep going for no reason.

2308
01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:25,680
No.

2309
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,680
And their cases might have died.

2310
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:30,680
So they might have needed somebody.

2311
01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,680
What a fucking day question.

2312
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:35,680
What a fucking day ass question.

2313
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:36,680
Fuck.

2314
01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:37,680
Tyler's twenty fifth.

2315
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:38,680
Fucking Randy Jackson.

2316
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:41,680
Part of your loss rally now.

2317
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:43,680
Tyler, how are you?

2318
01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:45,680
You're not twenty five wins there, buddy.

2319
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:47,680
You're not half.

2320
01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:50,680
That's a quarter of a century.

2321
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:53,680
This one doesn't really.

2322
01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:54,680
What?

2323
01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:58,680
This one doesn't feel like a win because you don't have much of a challenge.

2324
01:40:58,680 --> 01:40:59,680
Is that what you're saying?

2325
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:02,680
No, I'm saying it's like stealing candy from a baby.

2326
01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:03,680
Is it?

2327
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:05,680
I'm saying is that what it is?

2328
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:07,680
This is for me.

2329
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:12,680
It doesn't feel like much of a fair win for me, I'd say, because Ali Mack got fucking

2330
01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:16,680
bonus points and I still won, rightfully so.

2331
01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:17,680
Rightfully so.

2332
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:20,680
The guy who runs the show gave it to me.

2333
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,680
I don't think this the guy who runs the show.

2334
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:25,680
We're still playing under protest about the three colors, by the way.

2335
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:27,680
So if I come back with some good evidence.

2336
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:28,680
Secondary colors?

2337
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,680
Yeah, we're going to have to pick the game up.

2338
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:32,680
We're not going to have to pick the game up.

2339
01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:33,680
Yeah, we will.

2340
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:34,680
I think he's going to have to get new questions.

2341
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:36,680
The primary colors are yellow, red, and blue.

2342
01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:38,680
And then they mix together.

2343
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,680
Purple, orange, and.

2344
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:41,680
Purple, green, and what was the last one?

2345
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:43,680
Yeah, and I and I disagree with that.

2346
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,680
You disagree with that?

2347
01:41:45,680 --> 01:41:47,680
Yeah, I don't care about your feelings.

2348
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,680
You sound like a Trump supporter.

2349
01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:51,680
And you say it about the election, Tyler.

2350
01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:53,680
All right.

2351
01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:54,680
Fuck.

2352
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:55,680
All right.

2353
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:57,680
We got time.

2354
01:41:57,680 --> 01:41:59,680
I don't care about your feelings, Ali Mack.

2355
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:02,680
God, I'm fucking riled up right now.

2356
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:03,680
I would be too.

2357
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:04,680
Fuck you.

2358
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:09,680
I just wanted to sit down here and eat my pizza thrown straight into jeopardy immediately.

2359
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:10,680
All right.

2360
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:13,680
Fuck Lincoln Park and fuck you in jeopardy, Ali Mack.

2361
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:15,680
It's been the last hour.

2362
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:16,680
OK.

2363
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:21,680
But so I can talk about some other shit.

2364
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:23,680
Like how the nuclear bombs are about to fly.

2365
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:25,680
We didn't talk about Alex Jones.

2366
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:27,680
Alex Jones is getting shut down.

2367
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:30,680
Alex Jones is being forced to sell.

2368
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:33,680
The billion dollar lawsuit didn't quite take him out.

2369
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:40,680
He's being forced to sell Infowars and being forced to sell his fucking Twitter handle.

2370
01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:47,680
Like it's it's it's it's not about fucking like it's not about the kids from Sandy Hook anymore.

2371
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:53,680
It's about fucking burying Alex Jones in a fucking hole so deep that he can't get out of anymore.

2372
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:57,680
I think they're just putting all the blame of Sandy Hook on Alex Jones.

2373
01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:59,680
He didn't kill the kids.

2374
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:05,680
Like what the like I don't get like I get that he said some mean things and some bad things happen.

2375
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,680
But one billion.

2376
01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:12,680
No, it was fucking like three billion or some insane amount of fucking cash.

2377
01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:15,680
Like it was like I thought it was close to a trillion dollars.

2378
01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:18,680
No, it's not close to a trillion dollars.

2379
01:43:18,680 --> 01:43:21,680
There is no.

2380
01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:30,680
How much does Alex Jones owe?

2381
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:34,680
One point five billion dollars.

2382
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:35,680
That's insane, though.

2383
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:37,680
That's a ridiculous amount of money.

2384
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:42,680
No, no one just has one point five billion dollars laying around.

2385
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:50,680
Like they're just like, yeah, who came up with that fucking amount of money to like do that with?

2386
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:53,680
They're like, yeah, one point five billion dollars.

2387
01:43:53,680 --> 01:43:55,680
Yeah, he didn't fucking kill a kid.

2388
01:43:55,680 --> 01:44:01,680
He just said some shit and got fucking taking the fuck out like that's like unbelievable.

2389
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:04,680
I don't understand how that's not freedom of speech, though.

2390
01:44:04,680 --> 01:44:07,680
It is freedom of speech, but fucking they he got fucked in the courts.

2391
01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:13,680
Freedom of speech is only it was because people were the family members were getting death threats, though.

2392
01:44:13,680 --> 01:44:19,680
It doesn't mean that he said, yeah, well, you can only make an exception to the freedom of speech when somebody's like,

2393
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:24,680
you know, getting hurt by it, but like that's the whole fucking thing.

2394
01:44:24,680 --> 01:44:33,680
I'm going to get into some fucking crazy, crazy territory again here, but fucking the whole fucking things where people are saying words can be violence.

2395
01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:35,680
No, they fucking can't.

2396
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:42,680
I'm not going to punch you in the face by saying punch like like you're fucking.

2397
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:43,680
I called you a retard.

2398
01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:47,680
Oh boy, you're going to cry now that your words are violence.

2399
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:50,680
It's like, yeah, because you're being a fucking retard.

2400
01:44:50,680 --> 01:45:00,680
You know, but I guess my defense to that would be like, what if I just started spreading rumors about like you cheating on your fiance or something?

2401
01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:03,680
And that cost you your fucking fiance over that.

2402
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:05,680
And I was just lying the whole time.

2403
01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:08,680
I feel like I'd rather get punched in the face than hear that.

2404
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:13,680
No, because that's that's that's libel or slander.

2405
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:14,680
Would that be slander?

2406
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:16,680
Yeah, but that's technically freedom of speech there.

2407
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:21,680
No, because because slander and libel are not libel is said no.

2408
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:24,680
Bible is written slander, so that would be slander.

2409
01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:30,680
But slander is actually a crime because you're actively lying about somebody.

2410
01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:32,680
But he didn't get charged with slander.

2411
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:36,680
He got charged with some fucking weird like civil thing.

2412
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:38,680
You got a criminal charge.

2413
01:45:38,680 --> 01:45:40,680
No, he got like a civil charge.

2414
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:41,680
That's what I'm saying.

2415
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:43,680
He got charged with some weird civil thing.

2416
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:50,680
But like the whole thing is fucking weird because, you know, it's like I hate the whole fucking thing of being like words or violence.

2417
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:57,680
It's like that whole like I just couldn't believe him trying to make a sales pitch on his fucking supple.

2418
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:58,680
That shit was unreal.

2419
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:01,680
The judge was like, are we fucking serious?

2420
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:02,680
That was really funny.

2421
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:10,680
But like like the whole fucking thing, like millennials have ruined America at this point with their fucking whole PC culture.

2422
01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:13,680
And you can actually see more Jen's.

2423
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:16,680
I was going to say, was it millennials or boomers?

2424
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:23,680
Because Casey played an episode to me and the whole time you were blowing up on the boomers, I fucking hate boomers, but I also hate millennials.

2425
01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:26,680
But like millennials, you're throwing your fucking grandparents under the bus.

2426
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:28,680
Millennials aren't the ones who are doing that.

2427
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:32,680
My grandparents actually weren't fucking like you, the only Gen X.

2428
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:34,680
Gen Z is the one who's all PC and shit.

2429
01:46:34,680 --> 01:46:37,680
No, they're not like maybe fucking like retards.

2430
01:46:37,680 --> 01:46:44,680
But like the majority of Gen X is actually fucking in your book, though, aren't they all?

2431
01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:50,680
Yeah, but like Gen Z is actually considered the most conservative generation since the 1980s.

2432
01:46:50,680 --> 01:47:04,680
If you know, if you actually look at the statistics, the people who are who are registering to vote, at least the male population of Gen Z has registered Republican more than the 1980s.

2433
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:12,680
That's an actual fact that you can look up the the the women are getting farther left and the men are sheep early.

2434
01:47:12,680 --> 01:47:16,680
The women are getting farther left and the men are getting farther right as they.

2435
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:17,680
Yeah, that's true.

2436
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:26,680
Yeah, there's a whole thing because, you know, these these kids who are becoming, you know, trying to be trad fucking dudes and shit.

2437
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:28,680
They're they're like doing all this weird shit.

2438
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:37,680
But they I get where they're coming from because like their whole fucking life, like social justice and all this shit has been like just shoved down their fucking throat.

2439
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:41,680
Like, let me ask you, would you be would you be okay with being a stay at home dad?

2440
01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:46,680
Just have your wife bring in all the money depends on how fucking much money she's bringing in.

2441
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:47,680
She brings in a lot of money.

2442
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:50,680
She brings in a fucking two hundred thousand dollars a year.

2443
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:52,680
That's not enough to fucking stay home.

2444
01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:53,680
Why not?

2445
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:57,680
No, no, but you're raising your kids.

2446
01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:00,680
If if if if we're pulling in, it's okay if women do it.

2447
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:09,680
If no, if we're pulling in fuck you money type shit like we're bringing in, we're bringing in like a million plus a year, two hundred thousand a year is like enough to be wealthy.

2448
01:48:09,680 --> 01:48:11,680
It is enough to be wealthy, but it's not.

2449
01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:19,680
It's not enough to be completely financially like stable for the rest of your entire life.

2450
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:21,680
Well, that's why you invest.

2451
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:22,680
Yeah, but fucking we're not.

2452
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:27,680
We're not we're not saying that right now, but let's say let's say it's actually a fucking wage.

2453
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:29,680
That's like fuck you.

2454
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:30,680
I don't think I'd wanted.

2455
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:32,680
I don't think I'd want to be a stay at home dad.

2456
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:34,680
I don't know if I'm admitting that.

2457
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:39,680
I just don't think and not for like the whole like, oh, like she's the moneymaker thing.

2458
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:42,680
But for the reason of just like, I don't think I couldn't work.

2459
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:43,680
I would go crazy.

2460
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:46,680
I don't think that I would be good as a stay at home dad.

2461
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:48,680
I'd want a homestead if I was me.

2462
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:56,680
If I was me, if I know you just like if we had like a nice like farm like out in the fucking woods, I could get some chickens telling me you're going to start farming.

2463
01:48:56,680 --> 01:49:06,680
Diler, if I had like like that's me and me and Emily's like actual goal when we retire is to get like some land out in the fucking sticks and just have like a homestead.

2464
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:10,680
Okay, you can focus on your professional rocket league career.

2465
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:27,680
No, but like we want to like we genuinely like want to like build like a little homestead with some chickens, you know, some farm animals, you know, do like a little bit of like, you know, farming here and there like have stuff have like a nice like little cabin out in the woods and like, you know, some animals.

2466
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:40,680
Just like that's like our goal because we just want to like, you know, you know, life's life's gets life's pretty stressful and like, you know, at the end you can just kind of do that and just do do what you got to do.

2467
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:41,680
I mean, that's kind of what I do now.

2468
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:43,680
I just don't read the news.

2469
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:57,680
Like, like the whole thing is like, like we'd still have like internet like it. We're not like like going completely off the grid, but we're going to have like like just like a nice like little like little house in the woods away from most people. I think I would be way more paranoid if I did that. Really?

2470
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:09,680
If I wasn't interacting with like the world as a whole and the only thing I could really base it off of was just interactions on social media. I would think the world. I'm not saying like we're never already.

2471
01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:23,680
We're not saying we're like never going back in the society. We're like it's like get some land in the mountains, build a fucking thing, you know, go out for like the supermarket and stuff. But like, you know, just be a fucking slumlord, bro.

2472
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:37,680
That'll be how I write off into the sunset. Yeah, I mean, we just want to do that and, you know, be a good slumlord have our have our grandkids come along and like, you know, just, you know, do that. Just hang out, you know, tell them like stories of when we were younger.

2473
01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:41,680
Teach them about the Mohawk. Yeah, teach you, teach you.

2474
01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:45,680
Get half the log way.

2475
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:53,680
I'll say, come on, gather around kids. Uncle Tyler's got a story for you. I put Tyler at that.

2476
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:55,680
Papa Tyler's got a story.

2477
01:50:55,680 --> 01:51:03,680
But I was like, the second and you got some like, but like magical intersection. We actually wanted to buy by man.

2478
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:13,680
We want to do that. Like, like sit out on the porch at like night and just I have a pipe and she'd have her like little knitting supplies and we just sit out there and, you know, do that.

2479
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:20,680
And so that's what I actually want to do is just kind of get away from the cities, get away from, you know, just town just kind of be off on my own.

2480
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:24,680
It sounds like what I do at night. I played the switch. CC reads a book.

2481
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:28,680
Well, Tyler, that's not going to be a problem soon because there's going to be a giant nuclear war.

2482
01:51:28,680 --> 01:51:34,680
Cause you're going to be a fucking shadow in the bottom of a fucking basement.

2483
01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:43,680
They're literally going to be living in fallout. We're going to be. It's not going to be a problem. We are going to be off the grid.

2484
01:51:43,680 --> 01:51:52,680
And a much, but it's almost work. Yeah. You can just pretend like we're going to make it there though. Yeah. You can just pretend like those days are going to come.

2485
01:51:52,680 --> 01:52:01,680
You guys make me so fucking cynical. Dude, fucking Putin is sleeping with his fucking finger on the red button. I thought you were going to say you're sleeping with somebody.

2486
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:10,680
Yeah, man. But the other thing I've been reading, I've been reading so many articles though, where it's just like internal sources and Russia are just like, he's never going to fucking do it. Yeah. Exactly.

2487
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:15,680
He's exhausted his threats with it. And it's like, now we don't even believe them though.

2488
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:25,680
It only takes one suicidal person to push the red button, but I don't think he's suicidal. I think he crafts his personality to make you think that he would. He's an ego maniac.

2489
01:52:25,680 --> 01:52:37,680
He's a fucking ego maniac. And he's just like, he's saying all this stuff to make himself sound tough. But I think when Trump says that shit, he's bluffing too. Yeah, he is fucking obviously.

2490
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:46,680
But Trump, if it's anything, it's going to be a cyber attack. And I talked about this the last episode, but why would they destroy the planet? Okay. Okay.

2491
01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:55,680
I did not listen to the last episode at all. So I didn't. So what I was going to say was that you didn't hear my speech on the last episode. No, I just wanted to yell at you.

2492
01:52:55,680 --> 01:53:09,680
So I'll summarize it very quickly. I don't believe that there's going to be a nuclear conflict. I believe there's going to be a cyber warfare attack that's going to take down the power grid, because that's how you target one part of the world and wipe them the fuck out without destroying the rest of the planet.

2493
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:19,680
If you actually fucking look at that. It's so easy to do. It's easy to do. The US has like three sites you got to hit. We're done. We're done. And look at what's been fucking happening recently.

2494
01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:32,680
The AT&T shit that went down. Remember that? That happened a few months ago. Then Verizon did the same fucking thing. You want to know what those two networks are? The only two in the US that provide first responders cell service. Yeah.

2495
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:44,680
They got the first line program with Verizon and they got first net with AT&T. And then power grids have been kind of blinking off here and there, like just around. And like not for the normal like storm reasons.

2496
01:53:44,680 --> 01:53:55,680
They're just blinking out until they get fixed. I think they're test attacks. They're being like, OK, how much can we fucking do with this little thing here? I think so, too.

2497
01:53:55,680 --> 01:54:01,680
But but the other thing, though, that was going to say is that I think they're going to try to shut the power off because if they do that, we're all dead.

2498
01:54:01,680 --> 01:54:15,680
Ninety percent of us are dead in two weeks. Like, that's just going to happen. Oh, yeah. Two weeks, especially if you're living. How to fucking if you're living in a fucking city, especially two weeks. It's like we're we're all away.

2499
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:27,680
That's what I said. The city is going to be you're done. Yeah, you're you don't have a shop. But like even in the even in the more rural parts of America, you're going to have problems because you're not going to be worried about the food you have on your shelf.

2500
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:37,680
You're going to realize that you only have two weeks worth of food and you're going to do whatever you can to get some when this shit happens. And that's where everybody dies. There will be mass murder.

2501
01:54:37,680 --> 01:54:48,680
But what about weed? I don't think there's going to be too much of a problem, Casey. I think there's going to be maybe like a select few people on this planet. They're going to be smoking in that moment.

2502
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:59,680
I bet I bet it I bet my bottom dollar you're going to be wonderful. I tell you, bro. You're going to be like, fuck, the world's ending. Shit, this is stressing me out, bro.

2503
01:54:59,680 --> 01:55:17,680
Fuck, it's even worse now. But Putin said, can I get a hit of that vape, please? Putin said that if they if Israel or if Ukraine launches their long range missiles, which they already have, which we gave them, they're trying to get permission.

2504
01:55:17,680 --> 01:55:27,680
They're trying to get permission from us to launch them. He said if they fucking launch them that we're going to be at war with Russia. Yeah. Yeah. Russia's a fucking rat in the corner.

2505
01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:34,680
Dude, they can't fucking deal with Ukraine. And that's the country next to them. But they already have the fucking missiles. They could at any point just

2506
01:55:34,680 --> 01:56:01,680
They don't have the fucking missiles. Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I have to fucking tell you? They do have the missiles. I bet a larger. They have the missiles, but they're from the fucking Cold War. And the fucking technology needs to be constantly updated. But they haven't been constantly fucking updating it since the nineteen fucking sixties through seventies and eighties. When the Berlin fucking wall fell, they stopped caring about their fucking nuclear armaments and nuclear armaments needed to be kept in pristine fucking condition.

2507
01:56:01,680 --> 01:56:30,680
I'm talking about Ukraine though. Hold up. Hold on Ukraine has new has fucking long range missiles that we provided them. Yes. Yes. Yes. But we were talking about nuclear war after that because they were going to say they're at war with us because Russia literally has a bomb. Do they drop it on Manhattan? It would break my windows here. Yes. Yes. That's our bomb. But we all fucking know about it. Fucking vaporize the entire. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. There's some truth to what Tyler's saying. They definitely still have a hand.

2508
01:56:30,680 --> 01:57:00,680
Full that would absolutely go off, make it over here, do exactly what they want them to. And they would fucking evaporate us. They absolutely do. But what is there to be gained in that? You don't have anything that shit since the Cold War? No, no, they haven't been. They haven't been. Well, they have been adequately. We have. Well, I think we've been doing it better. Yeah, we've been leaving. So why don't we just nuke the fuck out of Russia then? Because that's not because you're destroying the planet that causes a great deal of damage. That's what we're talking about. We're talking about the world.

2509
01:57:00,680 --> 01:57:30,600
A global fallout like literal, literally a fucking nuclear winter. You can't just. Yes, it does. Look at what happened in the years post the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The fucking world was fucking. No, those those actually those two actually. Those two actually. I thought the same. Those were completely fine. They were rebuilding those cities and they were happening within five years because it went up into the atmosphere and did that.

2510
01:57:30,680 --> 01:57:45,400
The next three years were colder than average. Yes. And did you feel did you get any radiation poisoning here? Casey, I'm just saying like how do I get radiation poisoning in the 19 fucking 40s? Chernobyl. We are still dealing with.

2511
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:46,280
We are still dealing with.

2512
01:57:46,280 --> 01:57:48,080
Fukushima was in 2011.

2513
01:57:48,080 --> 01:58:00,800
We are still dealing with the effects of radiation from Chernobyl here today, even though it's contained like you're talking about this shit on a massive scale. Also, those were fucking hydrogen bombs for Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

2514
01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,920
That's because we're using right now are completely different.

2515
01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:16,880
They are completely different bombs. They are their own separate thing. We have never seen the likes these detonated. I mean, other than over bikini at all, which is the furthest place from fucking humans ever.

2516
01:58:16,880 --> 01:58:20,280
And they do it in an elevation where supposedly nothing really happens.

2517
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:26,840
So you feel completely comfortable knowing that Russia is making threats to nuke every city.

2518
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:35,600
Answer me. What do they stand to gain by launching those nukes? They will get evaporated in return. It's mutually assured discretion.

2519
01:58:36,920 --> 01:58:40,160
Of Russia don't want that to happen, but it only takes fucking.

2520
01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:45,720
But he's the leader of the country. He's still looking out for the country. He's not a maniac like fucking Hitler.

2521
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:49,920
He is a maniac. He presents himself like he is because he wants people to be scared of him.

2522
01:58:49,920 --> 01:58:54,800
But like I said, there's interior staff in the Kremlin that are saying maybe like we're not doing that.

2523
01:58:54,880 --> 01:59:01,760
But yeah, exactly. And there's there's more chains of process. It's not like he just go and then it's fucking over because it's Casey.

2524
01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:12,640
It's not like even if the president hits the red button, then there has to be two people with three people with with keys in different locations that all have to turn it.

2525
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:19,520
Every single one of them have to turn it. So if one guy is like, no, this is this will end the world.

2526
01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:33,480
If one time the world has been bought to the brink in Russia or the Soviet Union at the time, the guy, even though he was directed to launch missiles at America, he didn't do it because he had the button and he fucking didn't press it.

2527
01:59:33,480 --> 01:59:36,360
He's like, I'm not turning this key because that will end the world.

2528
01:59:36,360 --> 01:59:42,720
He disobeyed a direct order and then it came out that their computer was running a testing exercise.

2529
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:44,720
We need more people like him because most people would just follow an order.

2530
01:59:44,720 --> 01:59:52,200
But I'm just saying, like you look at that on a grand scale now when it's three keys required, bro, somebody is going to back out and be like, we're not doing this.

2531
01:59:52,200 --> 01:59:56,360
Like I just I don't believe that nukes will ever fly on a grand scale like that.

2532
01:59:56,360 --> 02:00:05,360
It just like the reason why everyone in the planet is going to get cancer and why they have the fucking three the three key system is because of something like that.

2533
02:00:05,360 --> 02:00:10,800
You're assuring your own country's destruction one way or another, even if America doesn't fire nukes back.

2534
02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:17,000
If they wiped us off the face of the earth, everybody else in the world is going to be like, hey, the fuck was that?

2535
02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:18,400
Everybody's got cancer.

2536
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:19,680
We're all fucking dying.

2537
02:00:19,680 --> 02:00:22,280
We're wiping you the fuck out motherfuckers.

2538
02:00:22,280 --> 02:00:25,840
Like, it's not like it's like they're just going to get away with launching nukes.

2539
02:00:25,840 --> 02:00:35,320
Like the long like if you really think about it from a logical perspective with anybody in that office is going to have at least to a certain extent, even I think fucking like Hitler probably would.

2540
02:00:35,320 --> 02:00:37,200
You're not going to go launching nukes.

2541
02:00:37,200 --> 02:00:40,160
No, I think Ukraine is going to attack Moscow.

2542
02:00:40,160 --> 02:00:43,160
Actually, Hitler might not launch nukes if he had him.

2543
02:00:43,160 --> 02:00:46,760
I mean, if he was high, he always was high all the time.

2544
02:00:46,760 --> 02:00:51,400
So once Putin gets fucking hit in Moscow, he's going to be like, yeah, let's fucking new Ukraine.

2545
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:58,640
No, we're going to stop them before they get to know because once again, what does he have preventing him from fucking nuking?

2546
02:00:58,640 --> 02:01:01,960
You know, the thing is, you're not going to fucking do anything about it.

2547
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:07,520
The reason why we're having problems in Ukraine right now is because they're not fighting a defensive war anymore.

2548
02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:10,800
They're actively going into Russia and that's why we're having talks.

2549
02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:12,440
They should be. No, they're not.

2550
02:01:12,440 --> 02:01:13,440
No, they should be.

2551
02:01:13,440 --> 02:01:14,760
No, I don't think they should be.

2552
02:01:14,760 --> 02:01:16,320
I don't think we should be invading Russia.

2553
02:01:16,320 --> 02:01:18,000
Just let them do their own thing.

2554
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:28,040
If if if if it comes to the point, because this right now would be the best time to do fucking peace talks between the two of them, because then you get.

2555
02:01:28,040 --> 02:01:29,720
I think they're close to peace.

2556
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:32,240
Yeah, because a lot of people do Ukraine and Russia.

2557
02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:43,200
OK, Russia will be like, give us back the places that you took over, which they took over like a little bit of land in Russia and be like, if you do that, we'll back off you.

2558
02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:47,520
You back off us just kind of like step aside from each other.

2559
02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:49,560
It's going to go back to how it was before.

2560
02:01:49,560 --> 02:01:56,320
But then Ukraine, like Russia could just come in and take over, fucking invade Ukraine any second like they did before.

2561
02:01:56,320 --> 02:01:57,880
They're not going to like stand.

2562
02:01:57,880 --> 02:01:59,320
But they'll be licking their fucking.

2563
02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:02,360
They tried. Yeah, they just tried and it didn't work.

2564
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:10,000
They fucking lost like fucking how many tanks and how many fucking people and they're not just going to let Russia go back to how it was before.

2565
02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:11,520
Yes, they are. They have to.

2566
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:12,800
What's the other option?

2567
02:02:12,800 --> 02:02:15,680
Just keep fighting forever because no, no, no, no.

2568
02:02:15,680 --> 02:02:21,520
Like until one side takes over Ukraine is Ukraine has no interest in taking over all of Russia.

2569
02:02:21,520 --> 02:02:22,920
I just don't believe that.

2570
02:02:22,920 --> 02:02:24,120
That's ridiculous.

2571
02:02:24,120 --> 02:02:30,080
What Ukraine wants is to get the fucking the the the the the I forget what it's called.

2572
02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:35,680
There's like a little like gulf in that area, which actively belong to Ukraine for the Caribbean.

2573
02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:38,320
Pull it. I think so.

2574
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:40,680
But like it actively belonged to Ukraine forever.

2575
02:02:40,680 --> 02:02:42,760
And then Russia just took that over first.

2576
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:45,880
And then Russia came into Ukraine and started attacking.

2577
02:02:45,880 --> 02:02:53,080
But that's what I think, because you like Ukraine, Ukraine has no drive to fucking overthrow Russia.

2578
02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:54,600
I just don't want that.

2579
02:02:54,600 --> 02:02:59,560
But the thing is, I think they're in like, oh, they definitely want to know they're in a they're in a fucking berserk.

2580
02:02:59,560 --> 02:03:00,840
They're attacking Russia.

2581
02:03:00,840 --> 02:03:07,680
I don't think I think it's like it's like a battle rage type thing because like they're like, OK, we've pushed them out of our country.

2582
02:03:07,680 --> 02:03:08,840
Let's keep fucking fighting.

2583
02:03:08,840 --> 02:03:12,800
It's not like you can just be like, all right, all right, you're back there now.

2584
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:14,080
So so stay.

2585
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:15,880
But I think Russia is going to keep fighting.

2586
02:03:15,880 --> 02:03:17,280
You know, what else are they going to do?

2587
02:03:17,280 --> 02:03:18,560
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

2588
02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:22,200
So it's when is Russia going to fucking be like, all right, we're done?

2589
02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:24,760
No, because they're not agreeing to the terms of surrender.

2590
02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:26,880
If Russia eventually they will.

2591
02:03:26,880 --> 02:03:30,120
It's going to get to the point where they have to agree to the terms of surrender.

2592
02:03:30,120 --> 02:03:33,080
Yeah, when they fucking invade Moscow, they're not going to invade.

2593
02:03:33,080 --> 02:03:34,320
That's the thing, Casey.

2594
02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:40,360
I think because Putin's realizing that he's losing this war, he's not as stupid as people make him out to be.

2595
02:03:40,360 --> 02:03:42,000
He's really why isn't he surrendering?

2596
02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:50,960
Because he fucking still thinks he can get some gain out of this out of the peace talks because he still has chips that in his fucking hand,

2597
02:03:50,960 --> 02:03:58,040
the chips in his hand are the fucking nukes that he's threatening the world with with a fucking with his tiny little fucking micro penis.

2598
02:03:58,040 --> 02:04:01,120
He's like, I have nuclear bombs.

2599
02:04:01,120 --> 02:04:05,680
And everybody's like, listen, just get this like we'll put a lease on Ukraine.

2600
02:04:05,680 --> 02:04:07,640
We'll get them back into their fucking area.

2601
02:04:07,640 --> 02:04:10,240
Well, we'll fucking we'll pull Ukraine back.

2602
02:04:10,240 --> 02:04:12,520
Give them back this fucking area.

2603
02:04:12,520 --> 02:04:15,800
They'll give you back this area and we'll be fucking done.

2604
02:04:15,800 --> 02:04:20,640
Yeah. Ukraine's not going to stop advancing until they get a surrender from Russia.

2605
02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:24,360
That's the thing, because that's that's what I'm trying to fucking tell you, Casey.

2606
02:04:24,360 --> 02:04:30,440
Fucking Ukraine is in a fucking battle rage right now where they're trying to just keep fucking going.

2607
02:04:30,440 --> 02:04:36,280
But Ukraine, we supported Ukraine to kick the Russians out of their country.

2608
02:04:36,280 --> 02:04:38,400
We're not supporting Ukraine to invade Russia.

2609
02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:41,400
Well, they should keep going until Russia surrenders.

2610
02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:45,000
They can't. Russia is never going to surrender.

2611
02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:52,160
Like, like, like formally, like surrender without having like peace talk and Russia is not going to stop.

2612
02:04:52,160 --> 02:04:58,720
Like Russia is not going to like do that unless they're given back their area where Ukraine currently holds.

2613
02:04:58,720 --> 02:05:02,200
Ukraine already has back what they wanted.

2614
02:05:02,200 --> 02:05:08,720
Ukraine already has back the area that the Russians took over, but they're continuing to go into Russia.

2615
02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:14,880
But I think them going into Russia currently is so that they have a fucking place at the table for peace talks.

2616
02:05:14,880 --> 02:05:16,760
Because Russia will be like, we want this back.

2617
02:05:16,760 --> 02:05:23,440
And it's just like, OK, we'll give you this back if you fucking stop doing this and give us this part back.

2618
02:05:23,440 --> 02:05:30,040
So, yeah, so I think Ukraine should say we're going to fucking join NATO and, you know, we'll get the fuck out of Russia.

2619
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:33,080
But you're not going to invade us and we're going to be part of NATO now.

2620
02:05:33,080 --> 02:05:34,960
And that's going to be the Russian surrender.

2621
02:05:34,960 --> 02:05:36,720
That's pretty much what it's going to be.

2622
02:05:36,720 --> 02:05:38,960
But they're not they're not agreeing to that.

2623
02:05:38,960 --> 02:05:40,680
Fucking Putin's not agreeing to that.

2624
02:05:40,680 --> 02:05:43,800
Because because you have to promise not to be in NATO.

2625
02:05:43,800 --> 02:05:47,000
Because we have a fucking weak leader currently.

2626
02:05:47,000 --> 02:05:49,520
We have nothing to do with our I'm talking about Putin.

2627
02:05:49,520 --> 02:05:57,080
No, I'm saying NATO has a weak leader because Joe Biden is technically the leader of fucking NATO right now.

2628
02:05:57,080 --> 02:05:59,720
What a world we live in.

2629
02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:02,120
Joe Biden, I mean, is the is the U.S.

2630
02:06:02,120 --> 02:06:04,120
president really the leader of NATO?

2631
02:06:04,120 --> 02:06:06,040
Yeah, he is the leader of NATO.

2632
02:06:06,040 --> 02:06:07,080
What is the U.S.

2633
02:06:07,080 --> 02:06:07,840
United States?

2634
02:06:07,840 --> 02:06:09,200
I don't know if that's true.

2635
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:10,280
It is. Look it up.

2636
02:06:10,280 --> 02:06:17,080
The president of the United States is the leader of NATO just because we fucking founded it and we're America.

2637
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:23,920
That's why Donald Trump was saying, hey, we're going to leave NATO unless you pay us, because he can because he's the leader.

2638
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:28,840
Yeah, which was fucking stupid of him to leave NATO because we don't have any fucking.

2639
02:06:28,840 --> 02:06:33,600
Jens Stoltenberg is the secretary general of NATO.

2640
02:06:33,600 --> 02:06:34,920
He's the one in charge.

2641
02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:38,120
Fucking Trump was not Joe Biden.

2642
02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:44,120
Trump was Trump was threatening to leave NATO because do you know the reason why?

2643
02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:45,120
Do you tell me the reason?

2644
02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:46,400
Enlighten me.

2645
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:49,240
Well, I mean, I don't know the reason why.

2646
02:06:49,240 --> 02:06:50,360
Answer my question, Casey.

2647
02:06:50,360 --> 02:06:54,160
Do you know the real reason why Donald Trump was trying to leave or threatening to leave?

2648
02:06:54,160 --> 02:06:58,040
I don't know the reason behind half the fucking stuff Trump says.

2649
02:06:58,040 --> 02:07:00,440
So so you can shut up now and let me talk.

2650
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:01,240
Oh, my God.

2651
02:07:01,240 --> 02:07:02,000
Here we go.

2652
02:07:02,000 --> 02:07:02,720
Donald Trump.

2653
02:07:02,720 --> 02:07:05,400
Can I can I steal a rogue from you, bro?

2654
02:07:05,400 --> 02:07:07,480
I can't do another one of these menthol zines.

2655
02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:09,120
I'm going to fucking throw up.

2656
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:10,160
I actually haven't tried one.

2657
02:07:10,160 --> 02:07:11,200
I'll try one.

2658
02:07:11,200 --> 02:07:12,520
I do it.

2659
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:14,840
It's like the cinnamon rogues I got.

2660
02:07:14,840 --> 02:07:16,800
Yeah, it's just they're pretty bad.

2661
02:07:16,800 --> 02:07:18,960
I'm not going to lie.

2662
02:07:20,240 --> 02:07:23,320
Like you can try one left.

2663
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:25,080
Yeah, they're not great.

2664
02:07:25,080 --> 02:07:27,720
I think that's one that you already put in your mouth.

2665
02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:29,480
We will take a break from this.

2666
02:07:29,480 --> 02:07:31,560
No, no, no, no.

2667
02:07:31,560 --> 02:07:36,960
To acknowledge our sponsors that rogue nicotine rogue.

2668
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:38,800
Please really sponsor us.

2669
02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:42,480
Like if we if we actually get this taken off, I want to be sponsored by rogue.

2670
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:45,080
Like fucking Theo Von is sponsored by Zin.

2671
02:07:45,080 --> 02:07:46,360
That's big tobacco, bro.

2672
02:07:46,360 --> 02:07:50,920
I don't know. Are you allowed to be sponsored by like sponsored by fucking zines?

2673
02:07:51,200 --> 02:07:53,520
Like he has like tan to fucking mark.

2674
02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:55,560
Can we get fucking Newport to sponsor?

2675
02:07:55,560 --> 02:07:56,240
Have you really?

2676
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:58,400
Like we just keep getting sponsored by tobacco.

2677
02:07:58,400 --> 02:08:00,520
We get fucking camel to sponsor us.

2678
02:08:00,520 --> 02:08:04,280
So back on what I'm fucking talking about, because Casey's trying to change the subject

2679
02:08:04,280 --> 02:08:06,080
because he knows I'm going to fucking hate him.

2680
02:08:06,080 --> 02:08:07,760
Oh, no, go ahead.

2681
02:08:07,760 --> 02:08:12,600
I I I don't know what what's going on behind Trump's fucking crazy mind.

2682
02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:18,520
No, the reason why Trump was threatening to leave NATO is because for the last 22 years,

2683
02:08:18,960 --> 02:08:24,720
NATO so to be in NATO, basically you pay a certain amount of dues

2684
02:08:24,720 --> 02:08:29,640
to the United States to protect you because we fucking protect the entire world.

2685
02:08:29,640 --> 02:08:31,080
That's in NATO.

2686
02:08:31,080 --> 02:08:36,720
And the countries around the fucking world have not been paying their dues to NATO.

2687
02:08:36,720 --> 02:08:39,000
That's like an actual fact that you can look up.

2688
02:08:39,000 --> 02:08:42,680
The countries that were in NATO were not paying their dues to NATO,

2689
02:08:43,440 --> 02:08:47,160
specifically the United States, to fucking have them as the world police.

2690
02:08:47,440 --> 02:08:48,800
So Trump's a world police.

2691
02:08:48,800 --> 02:08:50,760
No, it's a combination of every state.

2692
02:08:50,760 --> 02:08:51,880
It is a combination.

2693
02:08:51,880 --> 02:08:55,840
But if you look at fucking NATO, everybody for the last 22 years,

2694
02:08:56,040 --> 02:09:00,200
every other country that's in NATO's fucking military has been trickling down

2695
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:01,800
and has been going downhill.

2696
02:09:01,800 --> 02:09:04,800
They've been demilitarizing more and more where America has been staying,

2697
02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:09,280
where we're at, because they the whole thing with NATO is the rest of the countries

2698
02:09:09,280 --> 02:09:13,680
in NATO are like, hey, America is fucking military might is up here.

2699
02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:17,080
So since we're in NATO, we don't have to keep up with that.

2700
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:19,840
We're going to keep our military at a recent thing,

2701
02:09:19,920 --> 02:09:22,720
but we're going to keep taking funding from our military and put it into other.

2702
02:09:22,720 --> 02:09:23,920
So that's their problem.

2703
02:09:23,920 --> 02:09:28,080
But this is this is the reason why Trump was threatening to do this.

2704
02:09:28,080 --> 02:09:31,800
So America has been the big dog in NATO and they're paying dues to us,

2705
02:09:32,080 --> 02:09:35,680
but they're taking all their money out of their military and putting it back

2706
02:09:35,680 --> 02:09:38,720
into like their country with like health care and all that shit,

2707
02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:40,880
which I don't think is a bad thing.

2708
02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:45,800
But when you're taking money that's supposed to be going into NATO

2709
02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:49,800
and putting it back into your country instead of being in this

2710
02:09:49,800 --> 02:09:53,200
collo-collagration between these countries that you're like, hey,

2711
02:09:53,400 --> 02:09:54,600
we're all agreeing to go to war.

2712
02:09:54,600 --> 02:09:58,080
And America also has been telling these countries in NATO

2713
02:09:58,080 --> 02:10:01,280
to keep your fucking military up just in case something like

2714
02:10:01,480 --> 02:10:04,200
fucking what's going on right now is going on.

2715
02:10:04,400 --> 02:10:07,880
Like one of the fucking acts of evil comes back out and fucking is trying

2716
02:10:07,880 --> 02:10:09,320
to fucking take over shit.

2717
02:10:09,520 --> 02:10:14,280
The reason why we keep fucking NATO the way it is, is because all these

2718
02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:17,920
countries in NATO just look at America and they're like America will protect us

2719
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:20,000
so we don't need a military ourself.

2720
02:10:20,200 --> 02:10:24,360
They still have one, but it's not nearly as well funded, not nearly

2721
02:10:24,360 --> 02:10:28,680
as well staffed as our military, not nearly as well equipped as our military

2722
02:10:28,880 --> 02:10:32,840
because they have America to protect them.

2723
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:37,720
So because America is protecting them, they weren't fucking paying their dues

2724
02:10:37,720 --> 02:10:41,120
to NATO. The reason why Donald Trump was threatening to pull out is because he's

2725
02:10:41,120 --> 02:10:46,640
like, listen, you guys haven't been paying your dues for 22 fucking years.

2726
02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:51,320
So you either pay your dues to NATO in America or we're going to pull out

2727
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:53,240
and you guys are going to be fucking shit out of luck.

2728
02:10:53,240 --> 02:10:55,640
So yeah, Casey.

2729
02:10:55,840 --> 02:11:02,000
Do you think the United States would have a chance against China and Russia without

2730
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,480
cooperation from other NATO countries?

2731
02:11:04,680 --> 02:11:06,760
We might actually.

2732
02:11:06,960 --> 02:11:11,240
I mean, there's a lot of variables in what you just asked.

2733
02:11:11,440 --> 02:11:13,840
Well, they're not going to have a shot by them fucking so.

2734
02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:16,280
Like, how are they coming at us?

2735
02:11:16,480 --> 02:11:18,040
Who shot first?

2736
02:11:18,240 --> 02:11:19,560
Who shot first?

2737
02:11:19,760 --> 02:11:20,640
To be asked here. Yeah.

2738
02:11:20,840 --> 02:11:22,160
Let's say Russia shot first.

2739
02:11:22,160 --> 02:11:24,440
We're going to fucking see Russia.

2740
02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:25,840
Yeah, they're done.

2741
02:11:26,040 --> 02:11:29,920
We're going to do that without the help of every country in Europe.

2742
02:11:30,120 --> 02:11:35,320
Listen, no matter what, if it gets to the point where America is fighting

2743
02:11:35,520 --> 02:11:40,840
in a European conflict, the rest of the countries are already involved.

2744
02:11:41,040 --> 02:11:44,520
Yeah, I mean, there's just no realistic

2745
02:11:44,720 --> 02:11:48,200
scenario where it's like China versus US, nobody else.

2746
02:11:48,400 --> 02:11:50,160
Like, I just I don't know.

2747
02:11:50,160 --> 02:11:52,160
China's like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

2748
02:11:52,360 --> 02:11:55,040
The Putin, because they're like, why are you escalating?

2749
02:11:55,240 --> 02:12:00,200
Because literally, Russia was China's biggest ally in superpower.

2750
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:02,360
And they're just going in the toilet.

2751
02:12:02,360 --> 02:12:07,080
They're just fucking circling the fucking first China was really I in Taiwan.

2752
02:12:07,080 --> 02:12:08,440
And they're like, fuck, we want you.

2753
02:12:08,640 --> 02:12:12,040
And they're like, oh, shit, you know, Russia just tried that shit.

2754
02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:13,840
It is not fucking working.

2755
02:12:14,040 --> 02:12:15,240
They're not going to.

2756
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:17,640
But like, the thing is, the thing is,

2757
02:12:17,640 --> 02:12:21,520
China's realizing that Russia is not that big of an asset that they thought they

2758
02:12:21,520 --> 02:12:25,120
were. I think that everybody's just kind of realizing that maybe we should just

2759
02:12:25,120 --> 02:12:26,320
chill out a little bit.

2760
02:12:26,520 --> 02:12:29,960
And I think that unfortunately, they're in that weird stage of the war where it's

2761
02:12:30,160 --> 02:12:32,560
like, oh, fuck, we invaded them and now we're losing.

2762
02:12:32,760 --> 02:12:34,680
But fuck, now they're coming in here.

2763
02:12:34,880 --> 02:12:37,520
Oh, we got to do something about this.

2764
02:12:37,720 --> 02:12:40,280
They're just scripting women and elderly

2765
02:12:40,480 --> 02:12:43,280
men now, which is fucking like when you're

2766
02:12:43,280 --> 02:12:47,840
conscripting them that you're in the losing stages of your war.

2767
02:12:48,040 --> 02:12:48,800
Oh, he's fucked.

2768
02:12:49,000 --> 02:12:52,880
He should just give up and say, like, you know, Ukraine can be a NATO.

2769
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:55,280
I still just can't believe, like watching

2770
02:12:55,480 --> 02:12:58,200
just how well documented this war is on YouTube.

2771
02:12:58,400 --> 02:13:00,320
I bet you can just you can just watch

2772
02:13:00,520 --> 02:13:05,240
hours and hours of GoPro footage of just people fighting sports like a sports game

2773
02:13:05,440 --> 02:13:08,320
or something. It's fucking crazy.

2774
02:13:08,520 --> 02:13:11,520
The guy I watch, he's fucking American,

2775
02:13:11,520 --> 02:13:14,280
an American in the Ukraine war.

2776
02:13:14,280 --> 02:13:16,680
Yeah. And he's there with a couple of American buddies and all the guys he

2777
02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:20,760
fights with are fucking Ukraine and they just they only speak Russian.

2778
02:13:20,960 --> 02:13:26,120
Like they just barely they have like one guy who acts as like a pseudo translator.

2779
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:28,480
Well, you just see how loosely everything's put together.

2780
02:13:28,680 --> 02:13:33,400
They happen to car and the driver is just like a civilian driver and he hands back.

2781
02:13:33,600 --> 02:13:37,760
He hands back a bunch of monster cans and a fucking handle of vodka.

2782
02:13:37,960 --> 02:13:39,920
Yeah. And they both like decline in the back.

2783
02:13:39,920 --> 02:13:43,040
But then the guy in the front who is a Ukrainian who can't speak English,

2784
02:13:43,240 --> 02:13:44,640
you're going to be that driver soon.

2785
02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:47,440
That's just coming to America, by the way.

2786
02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:53,240
That's going to be so many drone strikes like, I don't know, the one in the one

2787
02:13:53,440 --> 02:13:57,320
in the one part of the video, the guys like time in the strike, like he's just

2788
02:13:57,520 --> 02:14:00,360
like jump around like one, two, three.

2789
02:14:00,560 --> 02:14:05,080
Like they know when they're hitting the ground, it's fucking China and Russia are

2790
02:14:05,080 --> 02:14:10,680
literally going into the seas around Alaska and doing military drills now

2791
02:14:10,880 --> 02:14:13,680
around Alaska just to fuck with us.

2792
02:14:13,880 --> 02:14:16,400
They're not going to do anything, though.

2793
02:14:16,600 --> 02:14:18,000
Like, what are they going to do?

2794
02:14:18,200 --> 02:14:19,720
What does Russia want from us?

2795
02:14:19,720 --> 02:14:21,480
What the fuck are they going to do to us?

2796
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:23,840
China's like realistically, what's their game plan?

2797
02:14:23,840 --> 02:14:24,560
They got nukes.

2798
02:14:24,560 --> 02:14:26,080
That is the only thing they have.

2799
02:14:26,080 --> 02:14:27,160
And they're not going to use it.

2800
02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:30,680
And also, are they going to actually look at what's going on in China

2801
02:14:30,880 --> 02:14:34,560
besides from their state media saying shit like the people who are inside China,

2802
02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:36,880
like China's fucking falling apart right now.

2803
02:14:37,080 --> 02:14:37,960
Like they're there.

2804
02:14:38,160 --> 02:14:42,000
I don't know anything about it has been some code like China, like since Covid

2805
02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:45,160
happened to China, China's been fucking falling the fuck apart.

2806
02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:47,360
They can't even feed their own residents.

2807
02:14:47,360 --> 02:14:49,760
Yeah, they can't feed their residents because that's the whole thing.

2808
02:14:49,960 --> 02:14:51,280
They're overpopulated.

2809
02:14:51,480 --> 02:14:53,400
They're underfed.

2810
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:54,800
What the fuck was that?

2811
02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:59,640
One fell over a can, but like they're overpopulated.

2812
02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:01,120
They're underfed.

2813
02:15:01,120 --> 02:15:05,520
The disease spreads rapidly because they're so fucking close together,

2814
02:15:05,720 --> 02:15:07,120
like a whole bunch of shit's happening.

2815
02:15:07,320 --> 02:15:12,000
And like China is fucking and like the people in China are getting fucking

2816
02:15:12,000 --> 02:15:13,240
furious with their government.

2817
02:15:13,440 --> 02:15:17,840
I really think that another revolution will be happening in China within our

2818
02:15:18,040 --> 02:15:22,720
lifetime because the Chinese government is saying how great China is and how all

2819
02:15:22,720 --> 02:15:23,600
this stuff's going on.

2820
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:28,360
Meanwhile, their people are literally starving and like going fucking ape shit.

2821
02:15:28,400 --> 02:15:29,720
Yeah, you saw those videos.

2822
02:15:29,720 --> 02:15:33,640
Remember we talked about on the podcast where like they were in Wuhan and their

2823
02:15:33,840 --> 02:15:38,720
people shouting out the windows for food, like big food and the fucking military

2824
02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:40,840
wouldn't let them go outside because of Covid.

2825
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:45,720
Yeah. And like there's the Chinese people are starting to realize that they outnumber

2826
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:47,160
the military and the government.

2827
02:15:47,360 --> 02:15:51,840
So they're like, oh, because people like only if only they had the right to bear

2828
02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:53,840
arms. Yeah, just saying.

2829
02:15:54,040 --> 02:15:55,960
But I mean, like, look, I'm pretty sure they do.

2830
02:15:56,160 --> 02:15:57,320
They don't. They try.

2831
02:15:57,520 --> 02:15:58,360
No. Yeah, they can.

2832
02:15:58,360 --> 02:16:00,360
No, no, they can't have weapons.

2833
02:16:00,560 --> 02:16:06,120
But if you look at China's like revolution things that they've done, they just they

2834
02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:11,480
just fucking throw a bunch of people out of fucking wall until it falls like they

2835
02:16:11,680 --> 02:16:15,280
will use like fucking sharpened broomsticks and fucking shit like that.

2836
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:19,600
And they'll just fucking keep charging because they have so fucking many people.

2837
02:16:19,800 --> 02:16:21,960
Yeah, they're going to eat shit.

2838
02:16:23,040 --> 02:16:24,280
Very interested on that.

2839
02:16:24,480 --> 02:16:26,880
Can you know civilians in China are

2840
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:30,960
generally not allowed to own guns, with some exceptions?

2841
02:16:31,160 --> 02:16:33,160
Law enforcement, military, security

2842
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:37,880
personnel, government approved sports shooters, government, government approved

2843
02:16:38,080 --> 02:16:44,960
hunters, shooting competition, stadiums, herdsmen and workers working with wildlife.

2844
02:16:45,160 --> 02:16:47,040
So it's not they don't have like a second.

2845
02:16:47,240 --> 02:16:48,920
Yeah.

2846
02:16:49,120 --> 02:16:52,960
But I like if you look at it and America

2847
02:16:52,960 --> 02:16:57,400
fucking gets our fucking head on straight for fucking 10 years,

2848
02:16:57,600 --> 02:17:00,760
our enemies are fucking falling like fucking flies.

2849
02:17:00,960 --> 02:17:01,600
Yeah.

2850
02:17:01,800 --> 02:17:07,320
Like if America just fucking figures out what the fuck we're supposed to do,

2851
02:17:07,520 --> 02:17:14,040
like we can fucking get back to like 1980s Reagan era America, like

2852
02:17:14,240 --> 02:17:17,040
global superpower, like fuck with us.

2853
02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:18,600
You get our dick type shit.

2854
02:17:18,800 --> 02:17:21,800
Yeah. Like we just scary world we live in right now.

2855
02:17:21,800 --> 02:17:27,200
Like our enemies are falling like fucking flies and we're not fucking capitalizing

2856
02:17:27,400 --> 02:17:31,920
on that because we're too busy fucking fighting over fucking transgender bathrooms.

2857
02:17:32,120 --> 02:17:36,400
It's like, guys, you do realize that we can fucking get back to the level.

2858
02:17:36,600 --> 02:17:40,000
Then we can get back to the six or three.

2859
02:17:40,200 --> 02:17:41,320
That's a three. Gotcha.

2860
02:17:41,520 --> 02:17:45,240
Beautiful. Like we can we can get back to the level that we fucking were.

2861
02:17:45,440 --> 02:17:47,920
Yeah. Like literally not the Trump saying,

2862
02:17:48,120 --> 02:17:51,480
but like the actually make America great like it was before.

2863
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:57,240
Yeah. Like we are on the cusp of that, but we're too busy shooting ourselves in the cock.

2864
02:17:57,440 --> 02:17:58,800
Gotta love it.

2865
02:17:59,000 --> 02:18:00,240
When was America great?

2866
02:18:00,440 --> 02:18:02,000
The 19 fucking eighties.

2867
02:18:02,200 --> 02:18:08,720
The fifties fucking the 1980s fucking America was fucking the top dogs on fucking campus.

2868
02:18:08,920 --> 02:18:10,960
Fuck the eighties. Everything was fucking brown.

2869
02:18:11,160 --> 02:18:12,160
Fuck the eighties.

2870
02:18:12,160 --> 02:18:13,560
Everything was fucking great.

2871
02:18:13,760 --> 02:18:14,880
Everything was brown.

2872
02:18:14,880 --> 02:18:17,440
That's when the boomers were like the primary voting class.

2873
02:18:17,640 --> 02:18:19,720
Tyler, you could get something you feel.

2874
02:18:19,720 --> 02:18:24,440
You could get a fucking house for less than fucking one hundred thousand dollars.

2875
02:18:24,640 --> 02:18:26,960
It was actually economically.

2876
02:18:27,160 --> 02:18:28,120
Yeah, pretty great.

2877
02:18:28,320 --> 02:18:31,440
Yeah. And economically was the best time in American fucking history.

2878
02:18:31,640 --> 02:18:34,320
We had fucking a stock market was through the fucking roof.

2879
02:18:34,520 --> 02:18:36,600
We had the we had the walls.

2880
02:18:36,800 --> 02:18:38,280
We had the wolf of fucking Wall Street.

2881
02:18:38,480 --> 02:18:40,720
Yeah, we had all the

2882
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:43,440
other Wolf of Wall Street was the eighties.

2883
02:18:43,640 --> 02:18:45,200
That was the nineties and two thousand.

2884
02:18:45,400 --> 02:18:47,480
That was the eighties in the nineties.

2885
02:18:47,680 --> 02:18:49,440
Yes, it was. Look it up.

2886
02:18:49,440 --> 02:18:50,880
Oh, yeah.

2887
02:18:51,080 --> 02:18:53,680
Time to look up another fact.

2888
02:18:53,880 --> 02:18:57,640
When did the wolf of Wall Street happen?

2889
02:18:57,840 --> 02:19:01,600
It was the eighties and nineties.

2890
02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:04,000
And then he went to jail for a decent amount of time.

2891
02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:06,400
The two thousand, I think.

2892
02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:07,360
He did.

2893
02:19:07,560 --> 02:19:10,560
He went to jail for a while.

2894
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:13,040
Oh, 1987.

2895
02:19:13,240 --> 02:19:15,480
Now he started in 87.

2896
02:19:15,680 --> 02:19:19,160
So 87, 90s and then fucking 2000s.

2897
02:19:19,160 --> 02:19:20,880
He got arrested.

2898
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:23,640
What a world.

2899
02:19:25,320 --> 02:19:27,080
What world?

2900
02:19:30,000 --> 02:19:31,160
All right.

2901
02:19:31,360 --> 02:19:34,320
Nineteen ninety eight, they were arrested.

2902
02:19:34,520 --> 02:19:35,760
Oh, wow. Look at that.

2903
02:19:35,960 --> 02:19:37,640
So I was fucking right again.

2904
02:19:37,840 --> 02:19:40,240
I don't know. 87, though.

2905
02:19:40,440 --> 02:19:42,000
87 and 97.

2906
02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:43,520
That's 10 years, 90s.

2907
02:19:43,720 --> 02:19:45,320
The bulk of that's in the nineties.

2908
02:19:45,520 --> 02:19:46,840
Hey, suck my cock.

2909
02:19:46,840 --> 02:19:49,480
You said 70s and 80s.

2910
02:19:49,680 --> 02:19:51,680
No, I said 80s and 90s.

2911
02:19:51,880 --> 02:19:56,360
You can you can you can reel back the tape on that one.

2912
02:19:56,560 --> 02:19:57,960
Wow.

2913
02:19:58,160 --> 02:20:03,000
I believe one. I just don't know which one one of you is right.

2914
02:20:04,520 --> 02:20:08,040
I'm going to call Alex Jones.

2915
02:20:08,240 --> 02:20:12,360
What's that? What's that video called Alex Jones that you always fucking watch?

2916
02:20:12,560 --> 02:20:14,920
I'll send it to the group chat again.

2917
02:20:15,120 --> 02:20:16,400
Alex Jones calms people.

2918
02:20:16,400 --> 02:20:18,080
It's one of my favorite videos.

2919
02:20:18,280 --> 02:20:21,600
Oh, Alex Jones calms all your fears.

2920
02:20:21,800 --> 02:20:23,280
Yeah.

2921
02:20:24,240 --> 02:20:26,120
We're being murdered.

2922
02:20:26,320 --> 02:20:27,920
We're being murdered.

2923
02:20:28,120 --> 02:20:29,720
You're dead already.

2924
02:20:29,920 --> 02:20:34,800
Within two weeks, there will be major cities quarantined.

2925
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:36,960
Giant.

2926
02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:41,440
Biological warfare drill.

2927
02:20:42,440 --> 02:20:44,200
We're being murdered.

2928
02:20:44,200 --> 02:20:46,280
Most of you are going to be dead soon.

2929
02:20:46,480 --> 02:20:48,600
They're going to kill you and your family.

2930
02:20:48,800 --> 02:20:50,120
And most of us are already dead.

2931
02:20:50,320 --> 02:20:51,520
This was four years ago.

2932
02:20:51,720 --> 02:20:53,720
We'll all be getting cancer soon. We'll all be sterile soon.

2933
02:20:53,920 --> 02:20:54,840
It's over.

2934
02:20:55,040 --> 02:20:56,880
You're dead already.

2935
02:20:57,080 --> 02:21:00,000
You don't like giving your little boys transgender drugs.

2936
02:21:00,200 --> 02:21:02,400
How about we just kill you, everybody?

2937
02:21:02,600 --> 02:21:04,360
We try to just let you die quietly.

2938
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:08,440
But since you didn't, you've chosen the path of pain.

2939
02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:12,000
But the people doing this that serve the fallen one.

2940
02:21:12,000 --> 02:21:14,120
The fallen one.

2941
02:21:14,320 --> 02:21:16,120
Satan.

2942
02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:17,680
He's very real.

2943
02:21:17,880 --> 02:21:23,440
And once he destroys you and your family forever.

2944
02:21:28,080 --> 02:21:28,960
Fuck me.

2945
02:21:29,160 --> 02:21:32,680
I felt sorry for the people attacking me.

2946
02:21:32,680 --> 02:21:41,440
I mean, I'm like an insane killer ape.

2947
02:21:45,640 --> 02:21:50,600
I'm like an insane killer ape.

2948
02:21:50,800 --> 02:21:54,280
Like an insane killer ape.

2949
02:21:54,480 --> 02:21:56,360
You're going to burn it down.

2950
02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:58,440
You're going to burn it down.

2951
02:21:58,640 --> 02:22:00,520
You're going to burn it down.

2952
02:22:00,520 --> 02:22:02,760
You're going to burn it down.

2953
02:22:02,960 --> 02:22:03,960
I'm a saint.

2954
02:22:04,160 --> 02:22:05,760
You kill me, I kill you.

2955
02:22:05,960 --> 02:22:07,120
You kill me, I kill you.

2956
02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:10,880
Because Judgment Day is here.

2957
02:22:12,080 --> 02:22:13,880
I need sleepy time right now.

2958
02:22:14,080 --> 02:22:15,280
I need sleepy time right now.

2959
02:22:15,480 --> 02:22:18,400
Can we get like a sound clip of I need sleepy time right now?

2960
02:22:18,600 --> 02:22:24,280
Because I would love to get that sound clip and have that on our board of things.

2961
02:22:24,480 --> 02:22:26,040
I can do that.

2962
02:22:26,240 --> 02:22:29,080
We got to get a couple of Alex Jones sound clips.

2963
02:22:29,080 --> 02:22:33,480
So we can make a sound board with some of your clips.

2964
02:22:33,680 --> 02:22:38,280
That Jones and that little sound bite was pretty much what the last episode sounded

2965
02:22:38,480 --> 02:22:44,040
like for the most part, that was just don't let them science silence you fucking

2966
02:22:44,240 --> 02:22:49,400
get out there and vote on November 5th and tune into our election special.

2967
02:22:49,600 --> 02:22:52,920
And what do you recommend to the voters that they vote for Casey?

2968
02:22:53,120 --> 02:22:54,840
Not Donald Trump.

2969
02:22:55,040 --> 02:22:57,520
So other than that, I really don't care.

2970
02:22:57,520 --> 02:22:59,200
But all right.

2971
02:22:59,400 --> 02:23:04,000
So I'm working on Election Day, but we can do a November 6th.

2972
02:23:04,200 --> 02:23:06,280
Don't they have to let you go, though?

2973
02:23:06,480 --> 02:23:07,720
Like I work at night.

2974
02:23:07,920 --> 02:23:11,680
So but I do not work on Wednesday.

2975
02:23:11,880 --> 02:23:16,360
So I can do we can we can do a second time to get out of work.

2976
02:23:16,560 --> 02:23:20,920
I guess I'm going to do a fucking we're going to do a fucking live election

2977
02:23:21,120 --> 02:23:25,520
coverage of who wins that night, whoever can make it.

2978
02:23:25,520 --> 02:23:27,640
Oh, shit. What day of the week is it?

2979
02:23:27,840 --> 02:23:28,960
Tuesday.

2980
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,720
I should be able to.

2981
02:23:30,920 --> 02:23:32,600
Yeah, I'll call in.

2982
02:23:32,800 --> 02:23:34,720
Yeah, you should call it.

2983
02:23:34,920 --> 02:23:37,720
Get out there and fucking vote.

2984
02:23:37,920 --> 02:23:40,840
Don't let fucking that is if we fucking make it to Election Day.

2985
02:23:40,840 --> 02:23:41,760
That is the stipulation.

2986
02:23:41,960 --> 02:23:44,280
God damn it. Why am I filled with a bunch of fucking do-mers?

2987
02:23:44,480 --> 02:23:45,440
Do you?

2988
02:23:45,640 --> 02:23:46,320
Why?

2989
02:23:46,520 --> 02:23:50,360
The one that you you fucking three turned me into one.

2990
02:23:50,560 --> 02:23:53,920
I was a hopeful motherfucker when we started this podcast.

2991
02:23:53,920 --> 02:23:55,800
I was in my own little sad boy world.

2992
02:23:56,000 --> 02:23:58,000
And then I got really happy for a while.

2993
02:23:58,200 --> 02:23:59,920
And now I'm doom and gloom again.

2994
02:24:00,120 --> 02:24:00,960
Thanks, guys.

2995
02:24:01,160 --> 02:24:02,000
Thank you, Casey.

2996
02:24:02,200 --> 02:24:03,240
One day ago,

2997
02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:09,040
they would put an issue of new nuclear warning to the West over Ukraine one day.

2998
02:24:09,240 --> 02:24:10,240
What did he say now?

2999
02:24:10,440 --> 02:24:11,840
I'm not going to need that.

3000
02:24:12,040 --> 02:24:15,080
We're going to use them.

3001
02:24:15,280 --> 02:24:17,800
He says that Russia could use nuclear missiles.

3002
02:24:18,000 --> 02:24:20,880
Updated destructive long range proposals that aggression.

3003
02:24:21,080 --> 02:24:22,240
But you want to know what?

3004
02:24:22,240 --> 02:24:23,880
What does that mean?

3005
02:24:24,080 --> 02:24:26,360
But seriously, pause that for a second.

3006
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:27,280
Pause that for a second.

3007
02:24:27,480 --> 02:24:28,760
What does that mean?

3008
02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:29,800
He's a new captain.

3009
02:24:30,000 --> 02:24:30,840
That's who I'm fucking.

3010
02:24:31,040 --> 02:24:32,640
That's whose jersey I'm wearing, bro.

3011
02:24:32,840 --> 02:24:34,000
I never thought of.

3012
02:24:34,200 --> 02:24:35,400
Oh, my God.

3013
02:24:35,600 --> 02:24:41,080
They're saying they're saying that any attack on Moscow would they would consider

3014
02:24:41,280 --> 02:24:44,200
assault, but basically by Western power.

3015
02:24:44,400 --> 02:24:46,760
Yeah, but Casey again, listen to what he's saying.

3016
02:24:46,960 --> 02:24:47,760
We can use.

3017
02:24:47,960 --> 02:24:51,800
I don't speak Russian, so he's going to launch a dive over the ocean and it's

3018
02:24:51,800 --> 02:24:53,760
going to be like, oh, it's going to be a big show of power.

3019
02:24:53,960 --> 02:24:56,360
He's not saying we're going to nuke you if you do that.

3020
02:24:56,560 --> 02:24:58,600
He's saying we're going to use nuclear weapons.

3021
02:24:58,800 --> 02:25:03,000
If he meant a serious fucking threat, he would tell us exactly what he was going

3022
02:25:03,200 --> 02:25:05,840
to do with those missiles. He's being a fucking pussy.

3023
02:25:06,040 --> 02:25:07,000
I think he would.

3024
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:11,240
I think he if he wanted to nuke the US, he wouldn't tell us about it first.

3025
02:25:11,440 --> 02:25:13,720
I know that we would just nuke him.

3026
02:25:13,920 --> 02:25:15,240
I don't think so.

3027
02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:18,440
I don't think so, because every time he says he's going to use nukes,

3028
02:25:18,440 --> 02:25:22,880
he's his lie, his nuclear lines have been crossed several times already.

3029
02:25:22,880 --> 02:25:24,560
This is the one news article.

3030
02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:26,640
Yeah, this is the new fucking article.

3031
02:25:26,840 --> 02:25:28,560
This is the articles I have read.

3032
02:25:28,760 --> 02:25:32,080
And it's just he he said a million times, we're going to use nukes.

3033
02:25:32,080 --> 02:25:33,840
If this happens, we're going to use nukes.

3034
02:25:34,040 --> 02:25:36,960
This happens. It's happened like four times already.

3035
02:25:37,160 --> 02:25:38,440
And he still hasn't done shit.

3036
02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:44,520
All he has to do is fucking hide everybody that is in major populated

3037
02:25:44,720 --> 02:25:47,920
cities and get them out of the cities before we nuke them.

3038
02:25:47,920 --> 02:25:48,960
And then they'll have.

3039
02:25:49,160 --> 02:25:49,640
Oh, yeah.

3040
02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:52,200
We'll never know that that's happening.

3041
02:25:52,400 --> 02:25:53,960
I mean, why would we, though?

3042
02:25:54,160 --> 02:25:57,120
All we fucking look out a window in the ISS.

3043
02:25:57,320 --> 02:25:59,760
All all he needs to go is go to the

3044
02:25:59,960 --> 02:26:05,760
like they can just shadow most of the city like even if we have phones, Casey,

3045
02:26:05,960 --> 02:26:08,600
even if half his fucking move it somewhere else.

3046
02:26:08,800 --> 02:26:09,640
Yeah.

3047
02:26:09,840 --> 02:26:13,760
Even if half his fucking population gets killed, he still has enough fucking

3048
02:26:13,960 --> 02:26:16,400
soldiers and he still has fucking nuclear weapons.

3049
02:26:16,400 --> 02:26:18,640
Oh, you think they're going to be rooting for him then?

3050
02:26:18,840 --> 02:26:19,200
Yeah.

3051
02:26:19,400 --> 02:26:23,040
No. Like Casey, I'm saying you need to think about the long term ramifications

3052
02:26:23,240 --> 02:26:24,320
by the country using nukes.

3053
02:26:24,520 --> 02:26:27,960
If we use nukes on Russia, there would be a million people,

3054
02:26:28,160 --> 02:26:31,760
millions of people in America that would be furious that we did that.

3055
02:26:31,960 --> 02:26:35,840
It's not like you're just going to have this big backing and it's like one team

3056
02:26:36,040 --> 02:26:36,720
versus the other.

3057
02:26:36,920 --> 02:26:39,760
We would do those internal conflicts there as it is.

3058
02:26:39,960 --> 02:26:42,320
We would the Russian people don't want him to use nukes.

3059
02:26:42,520 --> 02:26:45,560
Why would Vladimir like what would he get out of doing them?

3060
02:26:45,560 --> 02:26:47,440
Saying like, oh, we were going to lose anyway.

3061
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:49,920
So I guess we'll go down with the rest of the world.

3062
02:26:50,120 --> 02:26:52,080
That's what he wants everyone to believe.

3063
02:26:52,080 --> 02:26:53,800
But that's a retarded philosophy.

3064
02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:55,320
It doesn't matter what they think, though.

3065
02:26:55,320 --> 02:26:57,880
It doesn't matter what they think because half of them will be dead.

3066
02:26:58,080 --> 02:27:01,800
Casey, no, they won't be because they're not going to fucking use nukes.

3067
02:27:02,000 --> 02:27:02,600
Yes.

3068
02:27:02,800 --> 02:27:06,080
If nukes go off on this planet, I'm not a doomer anymore.

3069
02:27:06,200 --> 02:27:09,400
If nukes go off on this planet, it's going to be like that shit that happened

3070
02:27:09,600 --> 02:27:11,920
in the 80s where it almost happened by accident.

3071
02:27:12,120 --> 02:27:15,240
But it did like some fucking lapse in judgment.

3072
02:27:15,240 --> 02:27:18,120
It's like a fucking plane crash, like some fucking part blew out.

3073
02:27:18,320 --> 02:27:19,640
Oh, my God. Draining exercise.

3074
02:27:19,840 --> 02:27:21,600
Why don't you everything for real?

3075
02:27:21,800 --> 02:27:25,800
Well, it doesn't take fucking, you know, 50 million people to launch Nuke.

3076
02:27:26,000 --> 02:27:27,000
It takes three people.

3077
02:27:27,200 --> 02:27:29,080
Yeah. But why would they?

3078
02:27:29,280 --> 02:27:30,680
What is the benefit?

3079
02:27:30,880 --> 02:27:35,520
What do they get out of nuking a country other than their entire country annihilated?

3080
02:27:35,720 --> 02:27:36,840
They don't get anything.

3081
02:27:37,040 --> 02:27:40,600
They say I'm going to hide first and then that way I'll be alive.

3082
02:27:40,800 --> 02:27:44,160
The nukes fly and I'll be the new fucking ruler of the world.

3083
02:27:44,160 --> 02:27:46,440
And now I'm standing in a fucking nuclear

3084
02:27:46,440 --> 02:27:49,440
wasteland in a bunker that I have to live for the rest of my life.

3085
02:27:49,640 --> 02:27:51,320
That's not a good outcome, Casey.

3086
02:27:51,520 --> 02:27:53,480
They're not going to fucking do that.

3087
02:27:53,680 --> 02:27:55,200
Nobody's going to launch a nuke.

3088
02:27:55,400 --> 02:27:59,160
Like, you really got to think about the ramifications of what happens after.

3089
02:27:59,360 --> 02:28:01,680
There's no way that nukes get launched.

3090
02:28:01,880 --> 02:28:05,080
Nuclear deterrence is a fucking genuine beast.

3091
02:28:05,280 --> 02:28:07,960
If we all have nukes, they're not going to get used.

3092
02:28:08,160 --> 02:28:11,720
But it's always going to be like, oh, but we could.

3093
02:28:11,920 --> 02:28:13,080
Now,

3094
02:28:13,080 --> 02:28:15,520
I think you're not saying it's impossible.

3095
02:28:15,520 --> 02:28:20,520
I'm just saying that the chances of it happening are so ridiculously unlikely.

3096
02:28:20,720 --> 02:28:25,560
Like, yes, in theory, we can turn some fucking keys and launch some missiles.

3097
02:28:25,760 --> 02:28:27,400
But even if you're going down,

3098
02:28:27,600 --> 02:28:29,920
why are you going to take everyone else down with you?

3099
02:28:30,120 --> 02:28:30,920
I don't know, dude.

3100
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:34,080
It only takes one person to fucking shoot up.

3101
02:28:34,280 --> 02:28:38,320
But the rest of the entire country, but the rest of your entire country,

3102
02:28:38,520 --> 02:28:42,280
all the people that you led are going to get annihilated.

3103
02:28:42,280 --> 02:28:43,120
But it's not.

3104
02:28:43,320 --> 02:28:45,160
But they don't care. He doesn't care about that.

3105
02:28:45,360 --> 02:28:48,760
Casey, then he's going to spend the rest of his days in a fucking bunker eating

3106
02:28:48,960 --> 02:28:52,200
fucking Cheerios and Chef Boyardee.

3107
02:28:52,240 --> 02:28:55,480
I'm just saying I back some men would just want to watch the world burn.

3108
02:28:55,680 --> 02:28:57,240
I don't think so.

3109
02:28:57,440 --> 02:28:58,120
I don't think so.

3110
02:28:58,120 --> 02:29:00,200
I think I think that maybe Hitler would have.

3111
02:29:00,400 --> 02:29:02,440
But he's not he's not Putin.

3112
02:29:02,440 --> 02:29:04,120
Putin's got his head screwed on a little bit.

3113
02:29:04,320 --> 02:29:05,360
Taylor had a new key.

3114
02:29:05,560 --> 02:29:06,680
Would he would use them?

3115
02:29:06,880 --> 02:29:08,080
I think he would.

3116
02:29:08,280 --> 02:29:10,160
I think he wouldn't have gone down with this ship.

3117
02:29:10,160 --> 02:29:12,240
I think he probably would have launched nukes.

3118
02:29:12,440 --> 02:29:14,520
Remember, I'm backtracking what I said.

3119
02:29:14,720 --> 02:29:18,960
If Hitler was in his bunker about to be fucking captured by the Russians, he

3120
02:29:19,160 --> 02:29:21,480
wouldn't launch a fucking nuke.

3121
02:29:21,680 --> 02:29:23,520
I mean, I think he would.

3122
02:29:23,720 --> 02:29:27,520
I don't think Putin would put in in that exact same scenario.

3123
02:29:27,520 --> 02:29:32,320
I don't see that happening, but I also don't see them putting a bullet in Vlad's

3124
02:29:32,520 --> 02:29:35,280
head, the words the war is going to end before that.

3125
02:29:35,480 --> 02:29:38,280
Yeah, but you think if fucking Ukraine

3126
02:29:38,280 --> 02:29:43,400
comes into Moscow and starts fucking the whole I guess the whole reason fucking

3127
02:29:43,600 --> 02:29:47,040
Adolf was going to get whacked was because he wasn't giving up.

3128
02:29:47,240 --> 02:29:48,720
He was never giving up.

3129
02:29:48,920 --> 02:29:50,880
And that's why he got fucking whacked.

3130
02:29:51,080 --> 02:29:53,480
But Putin would execute it anyway.

3131
02:29:53,680 --> 02:29:54,120
Yeah.

3132
02:29:54,320 --> 02:29:55,120
But that's what I'm saying.

3133
02:29:55,320 --> 02:29:56,480
His team lost.

3134
02:29:56,680 --> 02:29:58,280
Like, sure, if you have the button there.

3135
02:29:58,480 --> 02:30:02,120
But he was fucking out of his mind on drugs for the entire war.

3136
02:30:02,120 --> 02:30:04,600
But he already had that mindset of like, I'm never going to give up.

3137
02:30:04,800 --> 02:30:07,880
I could 100 percent see Putin within the next year being like,

3138
02:30:07,880 --> 02:30:10,280
they're going to come to some sort of armistice.

3139
02:30:10,480 --> 02:30:12,760
Like, there's no way it just keeps going on forever.

3140
02:30:12,760 --> 02:30:14,440
It could last another couple of years.

3141
02:30:14,640 --> 02:30:16,040
But I just don't see it.

3142
02:30:16,240 --> 02:30:20,360
It's not going to get any like tensions are high right now.

3143
02:30:20,560 --> 02:30:24,640
But you know what happens if Putin just gives up like that is that they vote him

3144
02:30:24,840 --> 02:30:29,320
out of office and he's not popular anymore because he fucking started that selfish.

3145
02:30:29,520 --> 02:30:31,600
Though I don't believe that he's that selfish.

3146
02:30:31,800 --> 02:30:35,960
He's not going to risk world annihilation just for his own ego.

3147
02:30:35,960 --> 02:30:39,000
I don't think he's that much of an egomaniac.

3148
02:30:39,200 --> 02:30:41,080
I don't think Trump would do the same thing.

3149
02:30:41,120 --> 02:30:44,680
I think if Trump was in Vlad's shoes, I don't think he launched nukes either.

3150
02:30:44,880 --> 02:30:48,480
He's going to talk a huge game about it, though, because that's all you have.

3151
02:30:48,680 --> 02:30:50,480
That's the only card you have to pull.

3152
02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:51,280
That's real.

3153
02:30:51,280 --> 02:30:55,280
That's realistically the only thing Putin can do right now is pull that nuclear

3154
02:30:55,480 --> 02:30:58,720
card, but he gets nothing positive out of firing that nuke.

3155
02:30:58,920 --> 02:31:03,960
But how many how many people who just like go just want to take as many people out

3156
02:31:03,960 --> 02:31:04,920
as they can with them?

3157
02:31:04,920 --> 02:31:06,560
I don't think he's one of them.

3158
02:31:06,760 --> 02:31:11,160
No, I think that if it was a different person, if it was Hitler, then yeah.

3159
02:31:11,160 --> 02:31:15,080
But I don't think he's on a warpath of let's see how much loss of life I can conduct.

3160
02:31:15,280 --> 02:31:16,320
It's going to say, fuck.

3161
02:31:16,360 --> 02:31:17,640
All right. This thing was stupid.

3162
02:31:17,840 --> 02:31:19,080
It's going to swallow his pride.

3163
02:31:19,200 --> 02:31:20,880
Is he going to get fucking kicked out of office?

3164
02:31:20,880 --> 02:31:24,280
Because at the end of the day, he's leading a country and he

3165
02:31:24,480 --> 02:31:28,360
at least to a certain extent does care about the people of Russia.

3166
02:31:28,560 --> 02:31:31,040
I don't think that he only is concerned about himself.

3167
02:31:31,240 --> 02:31:34,200
I don't know. Power corrupts a lot of people.

3168
02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:37,160
It corrupts, but I don't think it's corrupted him that much.

3169
02:31:37,360 --> 02:31:40,600
I just again, I've asked this 15 times.

3170
02:31:40,800 --> 02:31:42,800
What positive comes out of it?

3171
02:31:43,000 --> 02:31:44,800
What positive comes out of it?

3172
02:31:45,000 --> 02:31:48,280
Well, you knew country and you get fucking nuked in return.

3173
02:31:48,480 --> 02:31:49,320
Nobody wins.

3174
02:31:49,520 --> 02:31:51,160
And the entire world burns.

3175
02:31:51,360 --> 02:31:53,160
Literally the entire world burns.

3176
02:31:53,360 --> 02:31:57,600
Right. But he gets to say, like, I was the first person who, like,

3177
02:31:57,800 --> 02:32:00,080
initiated a nuclear and nobody cares.

3178
02:32:00,280 --> 02:32:01,600
Nobody cares.

3179
02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:02,160
Yeah.

3180
02:32:02,160 --> 02:32:05,200
But it doesn't matter to him because he'll be like,

3181
02:32:05,400 --> 02:32:06,480
it won't matter to him.

3182
02:32:06,680 --> 02:32:11,560
But it won't matter to him because there's nobody to even judge him but himself.

3183
02:32:11,760 --> 02:32:13,160
But if I'm going down anyway.

3184
02:32:13,360 --> 02:32:14,760
Casey's too far-recarded.

3185
02:32:14,960 --> 02:32:18,800
He has the worst fucking opinions on literally every topic.

3186
02:32:19,000 --> 02:32:23,840
I don't understand how he actually lives this long because every single choice

3187
02:32:24,040 --> 02:32:25,560
that he makes is fucking wrong.

3188
02:32:25,560 --> 02:32:27,680
All right. This was just a revelation I came to, though,

3189
02:32:27,680 --> 02:32:30,720
because if you asked me a week ago, I would have been like, oh, I'm really

3190
02:32:30,720 --> 02:32:34,840
worried they're going to use them. But like, then I was like, I was worried about it.

3191
02:32:35,040 --> 02:32:36,000
So I thought about it a lot.

3192
02:32:36,200 --> 02:32:39,480
And I'm like, it just makes no sense.

3193
02:32:39,680 --> 02:32:41,080
There's just not a winner.

3194
02:32:41,280 --> 02:32:42,160
There's not a winner.

3195
02:32:42,360 --> 02:32:47,760
And he knows Trump knows that Putin knows that she knows that everybody's on the

3196
02:32:47,760 --> 02:32:48,800
same page with that.

3197
02:32:49,000 --> 02:32:51,960
You underestimate the power of a man with nothing to lose.

3198
02:32:52,080 --> 02:32:53,600
I don't think he has nothing to lose.

3199
02:32:53,600 --> 02:32:56,680
I think he has everything to lose, including the entire fucking country.

3200
02:32:56,880 --> 02:32:57,920
He leads Casey.

3201
02:32:57,920 --> 02:33:00,720
What if he's fucking?

3202
02:33:00,920 --> 02:33:03,400
It's not that he has nothing to lose.

3203
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:05,320
It's a lie.

3204
02:33:05,520 --> 02:33:07,920
He is a war with Ukraine to lose.

3205
02:33:08,120 --> 02:33:10,360
That's realistically what he has to lose.

3206
02:33:10,560 --> 02:33:13,360
Wars have been lost before.

3207
02:33:13,560 --> 02:33:14,400
It happens.

3208
02:33:14,600 --> 02:33:18,200
Things are flying at any second.

3209
02:33:18,400 --> 02:33:21,880
Get the cut. If you're listening to this, get the cover.

3210
02:33:22,080 --> 02:33:24,000
Duck and cover. Duck and cover.

3211
02:33:24,000 --> 02:33:28,720
You'll be as you can get about two years worth of spaghetti, O's

3212
02:33:28,920 --> 02:33:33,200
and get in a basement as far underground as humanly possible.

3213
02:33:33,400 --> 02:33:35,960
Your grocery stores are going to be overrun.

3214
02:33:35,960 --> 02:33:38,120
It's not even there's no sense in doing that.

3215
02:33:38,320 --> 02:33:39,600
Go to your neighbor's house.

3216
02:33:39,600 --> 02:33:40,720
Who's going by the way?

3217
02:33:40,720 --> 02:33:42,440
Probably still has food in his house.

3218
02:33:42,440 --> 02:33:44,880
Grab the food before he gets back from the grocery store.

3219
02:33:45,080 --> 02:33:47,520
He's probably going to eat my neighbors.

3220
02:33:47,720 --> 02:33:50,640
You think I was like sizing up my neighbors going?

3221
02:33:50,640 --> 02:33:53,840
Yep, I'm going to pull them up by chain and eat them.

3222
02:33:54,040 --> 02:33:55,960
By the way, that's actually a good tactic.

3223
02:33:55,960 --> 02:33:59,320
When when cyber warfare hits, I'm going to wait until my neighbors leave

3224
02:33:59,520 --> 02:34:01,520
to get groceries because they're going to panic.

3225
02:34:01,720 --> 02:34:03,800
And I'm just going to go over to their house and steal all their shit.

3226
02:34:03,800 --> 02:34:05,680
They're going to die at the grocery store anyways.

3227
02:34:05,880 --> 02:34:07,520
They're going to get whacked there. Right.

3228
02:34:07,720 --> 02:34:10,320
What's the point? Like I might as well just take it.

3229
02:34:10,520 --> 02:34:13,480
They're already dead. They're being murdered.

3230
02:34:13,680 --> 02:34:17,840
They're being when we fucking what the fuck when we get blown up.

3231
02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:19,640
I definitely look at that.

3232
02:34:19,640 --> 02:34:21,120
Look at that, though.

3233
02:34:21,320 --> 02:34:23,240
That's that's what I'm talking about there.

3234
02:34:23,440 --> 02:34:24,880
You know, that part's great.

3235
02:34:25,080 --> 02:34:26,440
The rest of it. Why?

3236
02:34:26,640 --> 02:34:28,520
I would.

3237
02:34:29,280 --> 02:34:30,480
But that's my tactic.

3238
02:34:30,680 --> 02:34:32,040
Steve from Minecraft.

3239
02:34:32,240 --> 02:34:34,360
That might that might be my tactic, though.

3240
02:34:34,560 --> 02:34:35,320
Watch out, guys.

3241
02:34:35,320 --> 02:34:39,080
When the power comes out, Ali Mags breaking your window and he's stealing your food.

3242
02:34:39,280 --> 02:34:43,280
When we get fucked by Russia and we have to live in underground fucking shelters,

3243
02:34:43,480 --> 02:34:45,400
you guys are welcome to eat my spaghetti.

3244
02:34:45,600 --> 02:34:47,440
Casey, let me tell you what

3245
02:34:47,440 --> 02:34:51,760
what what underground shelter are you going to this one?

3246
02:34:52,800 --> 02:34:54,880
Oh, you got a lot of food down here.

3247
02:34:55,080 --> 02:34:59,800
You're going to look like Tyler drinking bleach down here like so there's

3248
02:35:00,000 --> 02:35:02,880
I got enough rice for about two weeks.

3249
02:35:03,080 --> 02:35:06,920
I'm going to just ration off my remaining course lights.

3250
02:35:07,560 --> 02:35:08,320
I do.

3251
02:35:08,520 --> 02:35:10,760
I got one sip a day.

3252
02:35:10,960 --> 02:35:14,320
They like you're fucking floating around in a raft in World War Two.

3253
02:35:14,520 --> 02:35:17,120
You can actually get some decent nutrition out of beer.

3254
02:35:17,120 --> 02:35:20,480
It's got some carbohydrates.

3255
02:35:20,680 --> 02:35:23,720
Unfortunately, it's got a bunch of carbohydrates.

3256
02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:28,840
You just take one look at my fucking gut and it'll tell you that.

3257
02:35:29,040 --> 02:35:30,600
Jesus Christ.

3258
02:35:30,800 --> 02:35:32,920
It's not all beer.

3259
02:35:33,120 --> 02:35:33,800
Most of it.

3260
02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:35,920
What about a I?

3261
02:35:36,120 --> 02:35:39,640
Elon Musk, but a woman that is horrific.

3262
02:35:39,840 --> 02:35:42,400
No, absolutely not.

3263
02:35:42,600 --> 02:35:45,040
That just looks like that one bitch.

3264
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:48,680
That looks like that bitch that Chris Pratt's with Aubrey Plaza.

3265
02:35:48,880 --> 02:35:50,080
Oh, she's fucking hot.

3266
02:35:50,280 --> 02:35:51,680
The one looks like Aubrey Plaza.

3267
02:35:51,880 --> 02:35:53,760
The rest look like Elon Musk is a chicken.

3268
02:35:53,960 --> 02:35:56,480
Elon Musk is a woman.

3269
02:35:56,680 --> 02:35:57,720
You want to send me that?

3270
02:35:57,720 --> 02:35:59,240
I'll make the picture for the episode.

3271
02:35:59,440 --> 02:36:00,000
Which one?

3272
02:36:00,200 --> 02:36:03,760
Probably that one that you just on the first one or that one.

3273
02:36:03,960 --> 02:36:07,480
This one, this one, this one or that one.

3274
02:36:07,680 --> 02:36:08,520
Oh, my God.

3275
02:36:08,720 --> 02:36:11,040
That one. That one.

3276
02:36:11,040 --> 02:36:17,880
Oh, this is a AI rendition of Elon Musk on a woman's body.

3277
02:36:18,080 --> 02:36:21,040
It looks like a milf dressed in lingerie.

3278
02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:22,680
Would you do that?

3279
02:36:22,880 --> 02:36:23,760
No.

3280
02:36:23,960 --> 02:36:26,960
Watch this be how the fucking podcast ends.

3281
02:36:27,160 --> 02:36:31,520
Spotify just picks up the fact that we used an illicit image and it just strikes

3282
02:36:31,720 --> 02:36:34,520
us and takes the podcast down one episode.

3283
02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:36,640
It would give us a warning.

3284
02:36:36,640 --> 02:36:41,280
What if someday they have like, I don't know, I could just getting copyright strike

3285
02:36:41,280 --> 02:36:43,840
for so much. We've used so much music on this podcast.

3286
02:36:44,040 --> 02:36:48,360
If we actually took off, we had to go in and edit every episode.

3287
02:36:48,560 --> 02:36:50,320
We can't claim any money from this.

3288
02:36:50,520 --> 02:36:52,760
There's no way we could claim it afterwards.

3289
02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:55,440
Well, we would have to go back and remove all the songs.

3290
02:36:55,640 --> 02:36:58,080
And that would be ours.

3291
02:36:58,280 --> 02:37:02,240
We watched the entire debate broadcasted by NBC.

3292
02:37:02,440 --> 02:37:04,120
We probably have to delete a couple of episodes.

3293
02:37:04,120 --> 02:37:05,720
Yeah, there would be a couple of episodes.

3294
02:37:05,720 --> 02:37:09,880
The debate is the debate is public domain.

3295
02:37:10,080 --> 02:37:11,000
Is it?

3296
02:37:11,200 --> 02:37:14,080
Plus, we are sure it's not like we are

3297
02:37:14,280 --> 02:37:19,000
sure ABC or because we weren't live streaming ourselves.

3298
02:37:19,200 --> 02:37:20,440
We.

3299
02:37:20,920 --> 02:37:23,360
Posted it after it was over.

3300
02:37:23,560 --> 02:37:25,720
Why can't these fucks have another debate?

3301
02:37:25,920 --> 02:37:26,880
I want another debate.

3302
02:37:27,080 --> 02:37:30,960
They're going to have the Trump now, so they're not going to go to right because

3303
02:37:31,160 --> 02:37:34,920
he got fucking his asshole so bad.

3304
02:37:34,920 --> 02:37:38,720
Tyler, let's hear about I forgot to ask you about this.

3305
02:37:38,920 --> 02:37:43,680
Do you think they're actually fucking either a pet?

3306
02:37:43,880 --> 02:37:46,680
They're eating the dogs and the cats.

3307
02:37:46,880 --> 02:37:51,160
You actually believe there's been fucking evidence that they have

3308
02:37:51,360 --> 02:37:55,520
who there's fucking video of them fucking cooking a cat and eating it.

3309
02:37:55,720 --> 02:37:58,840
Oh, fucking immigrants, dude.

3310
02:37:59,040 --> 02:38:04,080
What kind of the fucking Haitian immigrants, dude, there's a video.

3311
02:38:04,080 --> 02:38:09,280
Well, I read something about the Haitian immigrants like killing a duck or some shit.

3312
02:38:09,480 --> 02:38:10,960
And they're eating them.

3313
02:38:11,160 --> 02:38:14,760
But yeah, but he said cats and dogs, though.

3314
02:38:14,960 --> 02:38:16,040
I don't know.

3315
02:38:16,240 --> 02:38:18,920
I just feel like that's an insane claim to make.

3316
02:38:18,920 --> 02:38:21,320
I just don't think that these people that are doing that.

3317
02:38:21,520 --> 02:38:26,640
There's zero evidence that claims that he made were true.

3318
02:38:26,840 --> 02:38:29,560
And Casey Casey dropped a bombshell on me, too.

3319
02:38:29,760 --> 02:38:32,200
He said that Kamala said that they were

3320
02:38:32,200 --> 02:38:34,840
killing already born babies. Yes, Trump said no.

3321
02:38:35,040 --> 02:38:40,560
Trump said that he would that fucking Kamala supported eighth, ninth and post

3322
02:38:40,760 --> 02:38:42,720
birth abortions.

3323
02:38:43,840 --> 02:38:45,720
That's ridiculous.

3324
02:38:45,920 --> 02:38:46,960
That's ridiculous.

3325
02:38:47,160 --> 02:38:50,680
She does. No, I don't think she does.

3326
02:38:50,880 --> 02:38:53,960
I just don't think that that's something she believes.

3327
02:38:54,160 --> 02:38:57,400
All right. Let me look this up because I feel like that's just not true.

3328
02:38:57,600 --> 02:38:59,760
I don't think anybody's.

3329
02:38:59,760 --> 02:39:01,480
All right.

3330
02:39:01,680 --> 02:39:03,760
I think we need that on this episode.

3331
02:39:03,960 --> 02:39:08,480
Yeah, it's Kamala support third trimester abortions.

3332
02:39:08,680 --> 02:39:13,040
That would be a big negative there, chief.

3333
02:39:13,240 --> 02:39:19,800
Oh, my God.

3334
02:39:20,000 --> 02:39:21,440
They just want me to click on it.

3335
02:39:21,640 --> 02:39:26,360
Yeah, you're probably just going to get a bunch of fucking skewed articles.

3336
02:39:26,360 --> 02:39:30,080
I want to hear it. I got NBC Time magazine.

3337
02:39:30,280 --> 02:39:35,560
Cal matters, Washington Post, NPR, New York Times.

3338
02:39:36,120 --> 02:39:37,400
Now you have the Susan B.

3339
02:39:37,600 --> 02:39:40,400
Anthony pro life America.

3340
02:39:40,800 --> 02:39:42,280
Jesus Christ.

3341
02:39:42,480 --> 02:39:44,040
Yeah, that's fucking all right.

3342
02:39:44,240 --> 02:39:48,000
If you like this episode, email us until Pocky 73 at Gmail.

3343
02:39:48,200 --> 02:39:49,160
We checked the email.

3344
02:39:49,360 --> 02:39:51,440
We fucking didn't get an email.

3345
02:39:51,640 --> 02:39:53,920
I'll check and check it right now.

3346
02:39:53,920 --> 02:39:57,440
So out of how many of our guys are actually bots,

3347
02:39:57,640 --> 02:40:01,600
18 percent, and how many do we have?

3348
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:03,600
How many viewers?

3349
02:40:03,800 --> 02:40:07,920
Well, we have almost five thousand plays without the bots.

3350
02:40:08,120 --> 02:40:09,920
That's pretty good.

3351
02:40:10,120 --> 02:40:10,880
Pretty good.

3352
02:40:11,080 --> 02:40:12,720
It's kind of scary.

3353
02:40:12,920 --> 02:40:13,800
I don't care.

3354
02:40:14,000 --> 02:40:14,840
I think it's good.

3355
02:40:15,040 --> 02:40:19,960
Is that five thousand different people or just five thousand like just in general?

3356
02:40:20,160 --> 02:40:23,240
Five thousand downloads, downloads.

3357
02:40:23,240 --> 02:40:25,480
So it doesn't count streams.

3358
02:40:25,680 --> 02:40:26,960
I think that's what it means.

3359
02:40:27,160 --> 02:40:31,040
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

3360
02:40:31,240 --> 02:40:33,160
How can I be a better Christian?

3361
02:40:33,360 --> 02:40:36,080
Six ways you can be more like Jesus Christ.

3362
02:40:36,280 --> 02:40:37,880
How do we become more?

3363
02:40:38,080 --> 02:40:40,280
Yeah, how do we become better Christians?

3364
02:40:40,480 --> 02:40:42,800
By becoming more like Jesus Christ,

3365
02:40:43,000 --> 02:40:47,480
working on these attributes will help you follow in his footsteps.

3366
02:40:47,680 --> 02:40:50,160
We're here to help becoming a better person.

3367
02:40:50,360 --> 02:40:51,480
Doesn't happen all at once.

3368
02:40:51,480 --> 02:40:55,400
It takes daily effort and some days will go better than others.

3369
02:40:55,600 --> 02:41:00,120
All right. I feel like I have an idea because you were receiving some fucking

3370
02:41:00,320 --> 02:41:03,800
campaign shit about Kamala Harris and now we got this shit.

3371
02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:06,320
I feel like Dan might be pulling some strings.

3372
02:41:06,520 --> 02:41:09,600
No, Dan said he signed us up for these emails.

3373
02:41:09,800 --> 02:41:11,080
He did. Oh, my God.

3374
02:41:11,280 --> 02:41:13,160
But yeah, this is the message that I got.

3375
02:41:13,360 --> 02:41:16,040
Hey, it's Maria with Field Team Six.

3376
02:41:16,240 --> 02:41:18,840
We're excited to support Kamala Harris for president.

3377
02:41:18,840 --> 02:41:22,600
We helped you register to vote and in this historic moment,

3378
02:41:22,800 --> 02:41:24,920
we need all hands on deck to beat Trump.

3379
02:41:25,120 --> 02:41:29,600
Our friends at Turn Out the Vote are recruiting paid voting ambassadors to get

3380
02:41:29,800 --> 02:41:34,760
out and vote in their community. Apply here at TurnOutMichigan.com.

3381
02:41:34,960 --> 02:41:39,760
I'm not fucking from Michigan and I've been a registered Republican for the last

3382
02:41:39,960 --> 02:41:41,920
nine years. You to vote for Kamala.

3383
02:41:41,920 --> 02:41:43,680
Is that what I'm getting out of this? Yes.

3384
02:41:43,880 --> 02:41:45,920
No. What? What?

3385
02:41:45,920 --> 02:41:51,640
They said paid voting ambassadors to go out there and this historic moment.

3386
02:41:51,640 --> 02:41:53,360
We need all hands on deck to beat Trump.

3387
02:41:53,360 --> 02:41:57,320
Our friends at Turn Out the Vote are recruiting paid voting ambassadors to get

3388
02:41:57,520 --> 02:41:59,960
out there and vote in their community.

3389
02:42:00,160 --> 02:42:01,960
No, you can't pay somebody to vote.

3390
02:42:02,160 --> 02:42:03,280
That's illegal.

3391
02:42:03,480 --> 02:42:06,760
I got a fucking message right here.

3392
02:42:06,960 --> 02:42:07,920
It's crazy.

3393
02:42:08,120 --> 02:42:08,880
I don't think it's crazy.

3394
02:42:09,080 --> 02:42:10,400
The length Kamala goes to.

3395
02:42:10,600 --> 02:42:11,680
Yeah.

3396
02:42:11,880 --> 02:42:12,880
All right.

3397
02:42:12,880 --> 02:42:18,200
Like, why the fuck? Like, I'm in New York State with a New York State fucking area

3398
02:42:18,400 --> 02:42:23,160
code. Why from Michigan are you fucking calling me?

3399
02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:26,280
I don't know. I sometimes get those emails from like

3400
02:42:26,480 --> 02:42:28,600
the fucking Democrats all the time.

3401
02:42:28,800 --> 02:42:30,800
Well, you're a fucking registered Democrat.

3402
02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:32,400
I'm a fucking registered Republican.

3403
02:42:32,600 --> 02:42:34,400
Actually, I get emails from Trump, too.

3404
02:42:34,600 --> 02:42:35,480
Like I should be.

3405
02:42:35,680 --> 02:42:36,760
I get emails from both of them.

3406
02:42:36,760 --> 02:42:44,200
Like, if anything, I should be getting a fucking like like Republican Trump fucking thing.

3407
02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:47,280
All right.

3408
02:42:47,480 --> 02:42:52,440
All right. Like us on X on Facebook and as always, be kind to yourselves.

3409
02:42:52,640 --> 02:42:53,840
Each other.

3410
02:42:54,040 --> 02:42:55,560
Fuck off.

3411
02:42:55,760 --> 02:42:57,600
You know,

3412
02:42:59,080 --> 02:43:01,040
for all we know, robots have souls.

3413
02:43:01,240 --> 02:43:02,960
We just don't know if they do or don't.

3414
02:43:03,160 --> 02:43:04,680
How do you know?

3415
02:43:04,680 --> 02:43:09,360
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

3416
02:43:10,560 --> 02:43:13,320
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

3417
02:43:13,520 --> 02:43:14,520
Yeah.

3418
02:43:14,720 --> 02:43:16,600
I see some little dubby stack.

3419
02:43:16,800 --> 02:43:20,120
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

3420
02:43:20,320 --> 02:43:21,760
Yes, we are.

3421
02:43:21,960 --> 02:43:25,240
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

3422
02:43:25,440 --> 02:43:27,560
Extended episodes.

3423
02:43:27,760 --> 02:43:29,760
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

3424
02:43:29,960 --> 02:43:31,840
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

3425
02:43:31,840 --> 02:43:34,920
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3426
02:43:35,120 --> 02:43:38,920
They're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

3427
02:43:39,120 --> 02:43:41,520
Aliens exist as...

3428
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:43,320
Somewhere in China,

3429
02:43:43,520 --> 02:43:49,760
in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

3430
02:43:49,960 --> 02:43:53,160
Anthropoclesautron, they have dread, they're super soldiers.

3431
02:43:53,360 --> 02:43:54,960
Then they are extraterrestrials.

3432
02:43:55,160 --> 02:43:56,840
They are aliens.

3433
02:43:57,040 --> 02:43:58,360
They do.

3434
02:43:58,560 --> 02:44:00,760
I do not negotiate with them.

3435
02:44:00,760 --> 02:44:03,440
I do not negotiate with them.

3436
02:44:22,840 --> 02:44:28,080
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

3437
02:44:28,280 --> 02:44:30,160
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.

3438
02:44:30,160 --> 02:44:31,880
But nothing. They're fucking gone.

3439
02:44:32,080 --> 02:44:33,120
I've seen it happen.

3440
02:44:33,320 --> 02:44:39,000
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

3441
02:44:41,760 --> 02:44:44,640
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you,

3442
02:44:44,760 --> 02:44:48,840
that you are going to be able to raise, and they are going to make them so fucking real.

3443
02:44:48,840 --> 02:44:52,200
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that

3444
02:44:52,200 --> 02:44:55,360
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that they can fucking real.

3445
02:44:55,480 --> 02:44:56,320
You can cut it open.

3446
02:44:56,320 --> 02:44:58,000
You're going to see blood guts, no circuitry.

3447
02:44:58,000 --> 02:44:59,840
But let me tell you, their technology,

3448
02:44:59,840 --> 02:45:01,880
it's absolutely vital.

3449
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:06,280
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

3450
02:45:06,280 --> 02:45:28,040
We're only living in the third dimension.

3451
02:45:36,280 --> 02:45:45,760
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

3452
02:45:45,960 --> 02:45:47,680
Okay, I'm not fucking lying.

3453
02:45:47,880 --> 02:45:48,840
It's fucking real.

3454
02:45:49,040 --> 02:45:50,280
Okay, look it up.

3455
02:45:50,480 --> 02:45:51,080
Look it up.

3456
02:45:51,280 --> 02:45:53,360
He says that he was doing this shit.

3457
02:45:53,560 --> 02:45:57,040
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

3458
02:45:57,240 --> 02:46:00,720
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

3459
02:46:00,920 --> 02:46:03,120
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

3460
02:46:03,320 --> 02:46:05,480
George Soros is the fucking devil.

3461
02:46:05,480 --> 02:46:08,400
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit.

3462
02:46:08,600 --> 02:46:10,280
George Soros is fucking evil.

3463
02:46:10,480 --> 02:46:12,600
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

3464
02:46:12,800 --> 02:46:15,600
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

3465
02:46:15,800 --> 02:46:17,120
Just don't fucking get it.

3466
02:46:17,320 --> 02:46:19,360
Everybody likes Donald Trump.

3467
02:46:19,360 --> 02:46:20,760
The fucking word person out there.

3468
02:46:20,960 --> 02:46:21,720
Trump, right?

3469
02:46:21,920 --> 02:46:23,080
Trump.

3470
02:46:23,280 --> 02:46:24,880
He's not the actual fucking leader.

3471
02:46:25,080 --> 02:46:25,960
It's George Soros.

3472
02:46:26,160 --> 02:46:26,840
It's Bill Gates.

3473
02:46:27,040 --> 02:46:28,160
It's fucking Elon Musk.

3474
02:46:28,360 --> 02:46:29,080
It's everyone out there.

3475
02:46:29,280 --> 02:46:30,760
Everybody says.

3476
02:46:32,240 --> 02:46:33,600
Everybody.

3477
02:46:33,600 --> 02:46:35,600
Everybody says, Elon Musk is so evil.

3478
02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:37,200
He made the place for all of us.

3479
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:38,400
The actual government.

3480
02:46:38,600 --> 02:46:39,400
This is Ryan.

3481
02:46:39,600 --> 02:46:43,000
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

3482
02:46:43,200 --> 02:46:45,400
are actually the ones that are fucking all of us.

3483
02:46:45,600 --> 02:46:48,200
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.

3484
02:46:48,200 --> 02:47:04,000
We should fucking Works.