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Welcome back to Trash.
Y'all welcome back.
Untitled podcast.
Oh.
Oh, it's episode 85.
Here with Ali Mac and Tyler.
How the fuck are we doing?
Welcome back.
I am no longer sick.
We got some 21 Pilots.
Me and Ali Mac went to a 21 Pilots concert Friday.
Sick.
Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
Okay, I want to ask a couple questions about that.
Yeah, please, please do.
So out of...
Wait what?
Give me an actual percentage of the population at that concert that were involved in the
LGBTQ community.
The crazy thing is, is that it wasn't as high as I thought it would be.
It was still a much larger portion than it would be at just about any other concert you'd
go to.
So would you say it's above 50%?
Yeah I'd wager.
I'd say it's probably 6 at about...
I would probably say that number would stick around 65%.
Yeah.
6 out of 10 people.
Yeah.
Remember the girls in front of us who were like, we need big strong men to protect us.
Yeah, I did.
I thought about that too.
As soon as we got there, they're like, oh, you guys are like two big guys.
You're going to protect us, right?
And I think it was like a mom and her two younger daughters.
We're not protecting you for what?
It's a 21 Pilots concert.
I whispered in Casey's ear, I was like, I heard those 21 Pilots concerts get real rowdy.
It's not like a fucking Slayer concert or some shit.
I thought we were talking about a mass shooting or something.
No.
She could have been referring to that.
I would just be like, no.
There was a dude...
Actually, I think it was at Megadeth, there was a dude wearing a trench coat and it made
me very uncomfortable.
I mean, it's Megadeth.
There are going to be trench coat wearers.
Yeah.
And you know that's an ironic too.
It's not somebody doing this joke.
No, that's Megadeth.
You're going to have people wearing fucking that shit.
There's nothing more scary than a man who wears a trench coat on Ironically.
You just can't do it.
I feel like you definitely have owned at least one trench coat in your life, Tyler.
I have one for my suit, like a long...
Oh, the one you took the fucking detective-esque looking profile picture.
I just have that for when I wear suits during the winter time because I like to be...
You had the flat cap on in that picture.
You had dripped the fuck out, never mind.
I don't think that qualifies as a trench coat.
I'm thinking black leather straps hanging down.
I have a white leather jacket.
I have a standard leather jacket and I have two bomber jackets.
Gotcha.
But that's for formal occasions.
It's just like a gray long suit jacket pretty much made for winter.
I think it's actually wool, but the inside's really nice because it's got that weird satiny
feeling to it.
It's like a mix of satin and silk feel to it on the inside, but it's really warm.
It's really warm.
But if I'm dressing up, if I'm going to a wedding or a funeral or something during the
winter time, I wear that jacket because it's just one of the things that...
Because there's so many guys that just wear the suit jackets during winter time and I
see them at these events and they're always doing the this move to the listeners at home.
I'm doing the hands under the armpit type thing and they're just like, I'm not cold.
I'm not cold.
No.
Me?
Me being cold?
Absolutely not.
Never.
I just button up two of the buttons and I have the long jacket on.
I feel great.
Because then the pockets are also insulated.
You can look distinguished still by having your hands in your pocket because they're
in the dignified area so you can put them in there and still look...
Essentially doing the cop...
Yeah.
But it's actually insulated.
I had to go to a funeral for my great uncle.
This is crazy.
We talked about a trench coat and now we're here.
It was during the dead of winter though.
He was fucking snowing out.
I had that jacket on and all the rest of my family was shivering and shit.
I'm like, I should have got a fucking...
Can we talk about how weird Catholic fucking funerals are?
How culty they are?
I could talk about it if you want to.
I went to my second ever Catholic funeral a couple weeks ago.
So Catholic funerals are very...
Yeah, they're very scary.
To someone looking from the outside, they probably really do look terrifying.
They just...
The priest says something, right?
And then people just chant.
Yeah, that's what...
And they're like, now sing a song.
And everybody's like...
And then the priest says something and everybody just chants.
So for people who haven't been to a Catholic funeral before, it starts off pretty quiet,
just in an empty church with your family members and your friends.
And in the church, right in front of the altar is just the fucking coffin with a fucking
drape over it.
Yeah, but it's not open.
It's not open, yeah.
It's a coffin with the body in it just in front of the altar.
And it has a drape over it with the cross on it.
And the priest is normally...
When you're walking in, he's normally taking the...
I don't know what the fuck they call it.
I always call it a fucking wand thing.
But he dips it in and he's just sprinkling holy water over it.
And he's taking frankincense and myrrh and he's doing rites over it.
The dude's literally walking around fucking singing and shaking like a smoke thing.
Yeah, it's sad.
Yeah, that's the...
My family's sitting there and we're not Catholic.
I've never been to a Catholic funeral except for these ones.
We're like, what the fuck is going on?
So they have the frankincense and myrrh where they go around and they do the rites.
I never thought about it like that.
I've been to a lot of these weddings.
I'm technically Catholic.
I was baptized Catholic.
You mean funeral?
Funeral.
I mean funeral, funeral.
Sorry, that word's just sticking around.
But no, it's weird.
I've never really looked out through that lens though.
I was like, oh, it's a funeral.
It's sad.
But like, you know, he's going...
Then everybody hums.
But...
Remember, I would always look at my parents and be like, am I supposed to sing to whom
my parents would be like?
No, no, you kids are good.
The thing is, I've memorized all the songs because I had to.
So you remember how last time I told you at my grandma's funeral, right?
I went up to the priest and when he was doing the bread tablets, I opened my mouth because
I thought that's what you're supposed to do.
You can do it.
You can either do...
You stick your tongue out and they put it on your tongue or you can hold your hands
out like this and they put it in your mouth.
And he goes, put your hands out.
It was like the most embarrassing moment of my life.
So at my grandma's funeral, I was like...
Were you baptized?
Yeah.
Not Catholic.
Well, you're still in church.
You can't get unbaptized, Casey.
So I mean I'm going to heaven?
Some demon-shrinkled magic water on my head.
I don't give a fuck.
It means that you're better than a lot of people.
So I can get away with more shit and still make it to heaven if I get baptized.
Is that what I'm understanding?
If you're baptized, you're better off than a lot of people.
Wait, what if I've...
Because this is true for me.
What if I'm reconciled but not confirmed?
What does that get me?
Do I get bonus points for the reconciliation?
So you're baptized, reconciled, and you've had your first communion, I'm assuming, because
you normally have reconciliation in that.
And then I'm assuming that because you haven't been confirmed, you are still technically...
I don't have a 100% seat in that.
Yeah.
You're still technically a Catholic though.
They're telling me I got a shot though.
So if I'm a good person, I should go to heaven.
You have to believe that there is a God.
What if I can't make myself think that?
Then you're not a fucking Catholic.
Then you're gonna be fucking real sorry when you fucking die.
That's crazy to me though.
If he put me here, why would he make my brain work that way?
Because maybe he had dropped on the way down or something.
So I'm just fucked then?
I don't know.
That's where religion loses me, is right there.
It's just like the...
If there's so many of them out there, but if you don't pick us, fuck you.
And then the next thing you know, it's like, should I be picking this one?
They're fucking waving this fucking thing around at a funeral.
What's going on?
Anyway, so my family's like, we don't have to go up there this time and take the bread.
Can I get that vape please?
We don't have to go take the bread and wine this time.
I'm like, oh thank God.
I was like, last time, no I fucked that up.
You guys technically shouldn't be.
You got the vape retard.
Oh.
He's not trying to be healthy.
I'm not trying to steal your water, bro.
So I was like, yeah, I fucked it up last time.
My mom's like, I remember that.
I was like, oh thanks.
And then like my sister is like, Hey, remember when you, when you open your mouth for the
crackers and like, why do you have to keep bringing this up?
That's kind of funny.
I always wanted to ask, like what, what type of family was like your family?
Was it like, was your family like religious?
Like when you were younger or anything?
No, I went to a Methodist until I was in Methodist church until I was nine.
My dad was raised Catholic, but they wouldn't let my mom like marry into the Catholic.
So your, your dad's last name's O'Neill because that's what you are.
What was your mom's name?
Is she also Irish or is she like German?
Like some of that Irish, English, Irish, English.
And so, so you're, you look like a fucking Irish bug.
Like you are just fucking Irish as shit.
I'm fucking most of the time Irish families were like either there's, there's an orange
Irish and the green Irish and I think the orange Irish is Protestant and the green Irish
was Catholic.
But a lot, they fucking hate each other.
It's mostly Northern and you know, Northern Ireland and we were just chilling in Scotland.
Just fucking Scottish Highlanders drinking ale.
So actually my dad was raised Catholic, but he hasn't been a practicing Catholic.
And my aunt, they were like, you know, my dad and my aunt were getting this huge like
fight because my aunt said that my dad wasn't Catholic enough to do the eulogy.
Wow.
Yeah, that's nuts.
She's like a bitch, but she's like, so what does he say?
Oh, oh yeah.
When we were, so everybody was singing, right?
Everybody's singing their little hymns and the guy behind me and my family don't know
the fucking words.
So the guy behind this is like, thank God we're here.
Fuck up, dude.
It's like people like that to give us a fucking bad name.
It's like I like, I don't agree with that shit.
Like I think there's a lot of other things too.
But like, like really like I, I play a character of like the hyper Catholic.
I really just don't, I don't give a shit.
I'll, I'll, I'll, you know, poke jokes at you and shit.
But like literally I am, I'm a, I'm a Catholic myself.
I'm a pretty devout Catholic myself, but like for me, like I don't really care if you're
like anything else, but there's a lot of like, it's actually, you've told me a lot of things
that contradict that.
Yeah.
Because I'm fucking trying to make jokes.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's my, uh, my cousins, my aunt and uncle are like kind of devout Catholics like you
are.
And, uh, my cousin was like, Oh, I saw, I saw our grandfather in like my dream or something.
Like I saw him, like I saw his ghost.
I'm like, Oh, that's weird.
Cause why didn't I see him?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, um, yeah, I've never, I mean, I occasionally see ghosts.
Well, they're the ones from Albany.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like that is a joke.
That is a joke.
There was not a lot of laughter.
I want to make it suddenly clear to the listeners.
That was a joke.
We're not, we're not telling BLS war stories, but yeah.
But you know, one of the things I actually wanted to bring up because I've heard like
other, like, wait, I just, before, before you delve in, I want to ask, was there any
other questions about the concert?
No, no, I just wanted to see, just ask that question.
Let me put it this way.
There was not ever a long line for the men's bathroom.
Tyler, how do you think Tyler teleported up to the balcony?
I don't know.
I just, I can't tell you how I do these things.
No, I mean, like I told you though, he jumped in a trap door, like the song before at the
end of it.
Then who was playing the song?
It was somebody who could have body doubles.
He was wearing a mask.
They only had, yeah, you can have that.
I mean, it could be his brother.
His brother looks a lot like him.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was him, but I bet you it's just somebody who looks remarkably
similar and sounds like it.
His brother's Zach, right?
I heard it.
He likes it when he reps fast.
He just like this dude like fucking jumped in the stage and they just appears at the
balcony and then they play like a whole nother song and then it cuts out like right before
the drop and then just goes to the triple deck like a spotlight and he's just up there
and rips the mask off and it's definitely him.
It's like, what the fuck?
I think they probably have like a body double and the drummer did that too.
I don't know if you caught that fucking Josh did too when he fucking came out holding the
torch.
Yeah.
He was on the stage like 30 seconds before that.
That one I actually didn't see how they pulled off.
Probably distracted by Tyler or whatever.
Yeah.
I think it was like when they were doing fan girls.
I feel like I'd never be real awkward for me being there because I went to a Tyler the
Creator concert like when he was like still touring as you know, like old time.
We have like a, we have a background noise there for sure.
Yeah.
And we're back.
Yeah.
Cause like I went to Tyler creator concert and having the same name as the guy who's
singing and like everyone in the crowd chanting like Tyler, I'm like, I'm like, huh, that's
a, yeah, that's a little weird.
There was a lot of walks of life at this 21 pilots concert.
You could tell that a lot of them were like moms that had kids.
There was a lot of that situation, but there was also a lot of dudes that were, that were
there too.
Like there was definitely some people that I think were fans kind of like me and Casey
were, but there was also like a very young and also just like an incredibly intense fan
base for it.
Like everybody was wearing duct tape on their shirts and shit.
Cause that's like the, the thing for the album.
I went up to get a beer and there's like 65 year old woman who gets to me.
She goes, can I ask you a question?
What's what's the business with all the tape?
I looked back at her and I was like, your guess is as good as mine.
It's like, I like the music.
I don't know much about the rest of this stuff.
It was a really cool show though.
They were setting off fireworks.
The last song they put a shit ton of confetti down like so much.
I was like, yeah, like Casey was like a foot away from them, a foot away from me and I
could hardly see him.
Like it was pretty dense.
It was all red.
It was pink pink and red.
All right.
Enough about them.
Yeah.
I just had a, I had a topic that I want to talk about cause I heard some interesting
stories on other podcasts when people brought up this topic.
But like people are just like, like just tell me about your, like your dad.
Like so like, cause like, I feel like everybody has like dad stories where you're just like,
huh, like it's real fucking weird because I have a couple of weird dad stories.
I tell you guys about the, my dad's notebook that he's been keeping.
We'll go one for one with the stories here.
I like this shit.
All right.
So she got, he's got a notebook.
He's got a notebook.
I don't know if I've told this before, but I'll tell it again cause it's really fucking
funny.
So my dad refuses to admit that he's autistic.
Refuses.
All right.
My dad's definitely autistic.
He had me, we'll just put it that way.
And my mom's not.
So it had to come from somewhere.
Yeah.
So mind you, my mom is, is when I was born, she was 19.
So she wasn't, you know, my mom's a doctor now.
My dad like runs a business.
But when I was younger, I was, you know, poor, you know, because you know, my parents were
18 and 19 respectively.
But my dad, but my mom's a doctor, not autistic at all.
My dad, on the other hand has this notebook that he has and he's been keeping it for like
the last like three years.
So he's really into football.
He's been in the football like his whole life.
Good for him.
Good American.
He played, he played football throughout his entire, you know, childhood before he got
paralyzed.
So it's a D one prospect to an NFL prospect from everybody that I've talked to.
But he, he got paralyzed.
That's besides the point.
But he, he has this notebook because he likes football so much that he keeps the stats of
every single fucking player in the NFL.
Every fucking player.
Got to hit that.
No, I wasn't even going for the horn.
I was listening.
I needed a jolt.
All right, I'm good.
So he has every single player stats in the NFL and like he, like, you know how you can
just look it up online?
Yeah.
He goes online every fucking day and every time that there's a game and goes through
and puts these stats in a fucking notebook that he has, like not like, not like for like,
you know, fantasy football or anything.
He's just writing down the stats of all the NFL players in a book when you know it's online.
I get that though.
It's online for everything.
But the way that he does it is fucking horrifying.
So my dad has insomnia.
I feel like your dad definitely is a touch of the same autism I do.
Yeah.
That's some shit I do.
So my dad, my dad has insomnia also like I do.
So he's like up all the time.
So you think, and I used to live with my parents.
I'd like come downstairs and there'd be one light on in the entire fucking house and he's
just underneath it with no sound, no music, no TV on, not even a fucking fan on.
It's completely silent in the house.
There's one light on.
He's just going through the pages.
And he's, and he's writing down the stats of the football things.
And I'm like, dad, what the fuck are you doing?
He's like, football stats.
And I'm like, you like come upstairs.
It's been three hours, dad.
But he's just down.
Your dinner has been cold.
Mom is getting mad.
And like, he's just doing that.
And like, it's just really funny because like from an outside perspective, that looks fucking
horrifying.
It's 2 a.m. in the morning.
It's pitch black in the entire house.
There's one light that's just beaming down on him and he's fucking writing football stats.
Sounds like he's having a good night.
I mean, he is.
He does that shit.
He's got to be having a good time.
Nobody's sitting, you can't be mad being like, 250 sex batting average.
But then like one of the cool things that my dad does that's similar to this.
So he has he has like a game room in the basement.
Like he's really in a Nintendo and stuff because he like runs a Nintendo and like, you know,
store.
So he has almost every Nintendo game ever made.
And they're all alphabetized.
Like that's that's cool.
The thing that I'm talking about in this room specifically, he has, you know, like the mini,
mini helmets, like the little ones that can like fit between your fingers like this.
So he has every single Super Bowl from Super Bowl one mini helmets lined up of each one
on a shelf and like in order.
And the team who won is on the right side of the team who lost is on the left side.
Yeah.
And he has every single one that in itself, I think is pretty cool.
Yeah.
The thing that's insane about that is he has hand painted custom helmets for each Super
Bowl, which the way their helmet looked at the time.
It's pretty cool.
It's cool, but like real.
Yeah.
Because I mean, my dad had a bunch of those for a while, too.
I don't think he was getting them as like the Super Bowl winners, but like me and my
brother might have even been collecting them because like you buy them.
I like them.
Yeah.
But for you to go back to like Super Bowl one, they weren't even wearing helmets.
Like they were wearing those fucking leather ones.
But like he would put their logo like on it from that time period.
Like the 1998 Super Bowl, which was the Broncos versus someone else.
Yeah.
He has their blue helmet with the Denver like Bronco logo on it, like the orange D with
the Bronco in it.
And like Super Bowl, the one when the Giants beat the one to the Giants beat the Broncos.
He has that with the Broncos old helmet and the Giants old helmet that said Giants on
the side.
Yeah.
And they were wearing those old helmets for the old Super Bowls that they were in.
They were in the red.
But like he does.
My dad walked into that house.
He would rip that thing off the fucking wall.
He saw that.
Yeah.
But like it has like all of all the Super Bowls lined up.
My dad's a Broncos fan.
So he has a he doesn't even like hockey.
Like he's not a huge hockey fan, but he has a fucking autographed game worn fucking Wayne
Gretzky Jersey.
And I'm like, where did you get this?
Do you want to know what I fucking have on the wall in my room at my desk?
Because my dad is a big sports memorabilia guy, too.
There's a picture of fucking Babe Ruth with Ted Williams and it's signed by Ted Williams.
I was like, Dad, how much did this cost?
He's like, we're not going to talk about it.
It's like that's insane because Ted Williams was notorious for not giving signatures to
it.
And then he has a picture like a full fucking print with like an authentication thing next
to him.
Like this thing has got to be worth like in my head.
I can't imagine that's less than like probably 10 grand.
Like I can't.
Yeah.
So imagine sinking that money into memorabilia.
I mean, it's an investment and I'm sure that's the way my dad justified it to himself.
So he's got the Wayne Gretzky Jersey, but he got that from when he was paralyzed in
the car accident.
He was a really big football player at the time.
And the River Rats came to see him at the hospital.
And like the one guy goes, hey, I'm so and so on the River Rats.
I played on like one of the teams with Wayne Gretzky during like the 1990s.
And I'm not I don't have any kids.
I'm not he like he had cancer too or something.
Yeah.
And he just goes, I don't have any kids, but I want you to have this Jersey because I feel
like you you should have this Jersey.
And it's just a fucking he goes, Wayne Gretzky wore this during the game, took it off and
gave it to me.
And he has a picture of it like next to it.
And he signed it.
And it's just in that box.
And I'm like, yo, that's heavy.
Well, you can't get rid of that.
No, no, you can't get rid of that.
I'm like, that's not an investment.
That's something you keep till the day you die.
And I'm like, and I'm like, hey, he's like, yeah, Mike.
So since Eli doesn't like hockey, my brother who was on this podcast, I'm like, you think
I could get that, you know, in the someday.
He's like, yeah, I don't see why not.
Like yes, yes, yes, everything is going to plan.
So that's just like, you know, that's that's that's just the tip of the iceberg of how
odd my dad can get sometimes.
But my dad's not even a fucking baseball fan.
Like not really.
Yeah.
I mean, I have that fucking picture and every time I walk in, like the first time I told
Cece that she didn't know who Ted Williams was.
And I was like, let's go to the baseball hall of fame.
And I'm like walking through.
I was like, yeah, that guy, that guy was like taking up half a fucking wing signed by him.
My dad didn't even watch baseball.
What the fuck is it doing in there?
We talked about how Ted Williams got cried, junkly, frozen.
Yeah.
And his fucking head got the shit kicked out of it.
Oh, fuck.
Again, a call from the woman.
I'll be back in a minute.
So Casey, what's a what's like some fun stories about your dad?
Well, let's talk about Monday.
So this is a story that happened recently.
So my my mom's like, yeah, I got a Christmas tree for you, like a new artificial Christmas
tree.
OK, lights on mine over there didn't work.
So I got that new one.
And she's like, yeah, come come throw away the old one and I'll give you the new one.
So I went to my parents house Monday night and they have this like thing where they don't
like putting garbage out by the road because like the the their like lane is like a really
long driveway.
They have to like haul it all the way out there.
So they put their garbage in the apartment complex across the street.
OK, so we go over there under like the cover of darkness.
And I've done this like many times throughout my childhood and in there, a getaway car.
And we take like the Christmas tree to the apartment complex.
Yeah.
And we put it in the fucking dumpster.
We're trying to be quiet.
And then my fucking mom calls me and it's like the fucking ringer in my car is all the
way up and it just just blares out in the darkness.
And then so this lady fucking comes out and she's like, I'm the property manager.
She's like, where do you live?
I'm like, I live across the street.
She's like, you know, doing that's illegal.
I'm going to call the cops on you that go ahead.
So she takes her fucking cell phone out and starts taking pictures of my license plate.
So like we got to get the fuck out of here.
My dad's like, my dad's like, oh, we didn't know this was illegal.
Get the fuck out of here.
So I fucking go back to my parents house.
This stuff, I like just immediately get out of there, go home and like, fuck, I'm freaking
out.
I'm like looking up like crimes and like debating whether to call it Linsky.
Because apparently illegal dumping is actually a misdemeanor.
It is.
Yeah.
What?
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's considered a misdemeanor.
So yeah, I think they're going to come to my house.
And then my mom's like, I'm calling me and she's like, yeah, I had a chat with the neighbor
and we worked it out.
She was like, oh, sorry, I was being such a bitch.
Like, well, great.
Let's never do that again.
And I don't know, really.
Like my parents, like my parents, like have some sort of like, they always ignore the
rules.
They just ignore the rules.
Like my, like my mom has committed a lot of, uh, what a loaded conversation that turned
out to be.
What?
So I, I pick up the phone.
She's like, Hey, how do I get the TV on to the switch?
So I like, I tell her, she's like, what my sister's asking, what type of podcast do you,
do you guys have?
And I was like, well, what we talk about, like conspiracies, like most, um, not really.
I don't know.
It's kind of just like we bullshit in a basement rant.
It's like a lot of it's politically charged, but I don't really know which way.
Cause I like me and Dan, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know how to really describe it, but it's a good time.
You should listen.
He was just telling a story about his dad.
That's how I got charged with illegal illegal dumping, taking a illegal dump.
You take an Aqua dump.
Yeah.
Monday.
That was funny though.
But um, all right.
Like what's a, what's a funny story?
Like what's your, what's your dad?
I think it would just be better to just tell my dad.
I don't know.
He just fucking, so he used to be a Catholic, right?
Okay.
And then he just like, I don't know, some fucked up shit happens.
He's not with my mom anymore.
Loses his dad and his best friend that same year.
Just kinda, I don't know, a couple really rough years and then comes out of it as just
like a Buddhist.
My dad's a devout Buddhist, believe it or not.
I swear to God.
Yeah.
And you know, Buddhism, it's, it's got a lot of good teachings, but
It makes the most sense to me out of all the made up religions.
Oh my God.
Regardless.
He loves this shit.
It's like when I go over to my dad's house, he's got like those rainbow flag things everywhere.
Everything it's like the corniest thing I think he has is like something.
Oh man.
What's the pun?
Fuck.
If my cousin was here, he'd be smacking me cause he makes fun of this thing every time
he walks through the door.
Oh, it's there's no place like Ohm.
Like O M.
No.
And it's like a nit picture and I'm like, dad, dad, I get the Buddhist thing.
What the fuck is that?
No, it's cool.
But now he's just like, I don't know.
Like, like not getting sidetracked too much, but I fucking, I have a Zen garden at my house.
I have like a little like sand thing.
I have a Zen garden in Minecraft.
But like I have like, like, you know, like the, like the sand one where you like, like
rake it and you get like the, the little rake like lines in it.
Yeah.
I have that like around like a, like I have like a little bonsai tree in the middle and
I kind of like rake.
Wait, I do actually have a good story about my dad.
Now I think about it.
One of the, uh, one of the first times me and CC went on a date, we went to a Bill's
game at McGeary's, which is like a big Bill's backer bar.
Like when the Bill score touchdown, they play the song, everybody in there is wearing Jersey
's.
It gets packed to standing room only.
We go in two hours early.
We always reserve a table.
Me and CC would always get friends to come and fuck around.
But um, my dad comes over there and he just gets us fucking loaded.
Like we knew we weren't driving home walking into this place, but my dad was just pitcher,
pitcher, pitcher, pitcher.
Like me and CC and all the friends we were with too, who all made it home safely.
They all Uber.
She was fucking driving, but everybody got fucking like annihilated that night.
And CC and me walk out of the bar and she goes, all right, I got a mission for you.
You got to steal a cone, but your dad can't find out.
Cause there was a cone that was like on top of the traffic sign in Albany while we were
walking back to the car.
And I was like, that sounds fun as fuck.
So I do, I'm holding the thing behind my back the whole way.
We're walking like a quarter mile to the car.
I'm thinking it's going to fucking burn out like right away.
I think my dad's going to turn around and be like, Alex, put the fucking cone down.
I'm totally expecting that.
Somehow he doesn't by like the grace of God.
I get it into the car and like it's in my lap, but I'm sitting behind him intentionally.
So he can't see.
Yeah.
I'm like, he's definitely going to find out.
I'm like, now I'm in deep.
He's going to be like pissed if he turns around and I got a cone in the car.
Then he was like, you know, why don't we stop for some pizza?
So he got to this place on central Ave.
I can't remember.
I never went there.
No, it wasn't Madison's.
It's some place that's in that Plaza on central.
I don't know.
The one that we never went to is like Justin colonies.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So he's like, oh, when I was in college, we would get this pizza all the time.
I'm looking at CZ like, how the fuck do I hide this?
Somehow by the grace of God doesn't see it.
And then I'm thinking like on the way home, I'm like, now we're really in deep.
Like we're going to make it home.
Like he knows I didn't grab it at the pizza place.
He's going to know I grabbed this from the bar.
He knows I'm hiding it now.
Get back to my house and somehow just like perfectly contort the thing around my body
so it's not seen by the light.
Like the full size traffic.
Dude, this was a fucking, this wasn't like a mini one.
This was one that was laying across my lap.
Like the ones that have the two pieces of reflective tape.
Oh my God.
And it was a rigid plastic one too.
It wasn't like the rubber ones.
Yeah.
I couldn't even conceal it by folding it.
It was a little bit shipped in place.
It was dirty as fuck.
I actually, no, you guys saw that cone.
You guys fucking, uh, you guys saw that cone.
It used to be at that, uh, at my house there.
Oh yeah.
That one.
Yeah.
Really?
Why'd you take the traffic cone?
Just cause CC told me to.
It was just like, well, no, it was just like a drunk funny thing.
She's like, I bet you, you can't.
That's how she phrased it.
She didn't say I have a mission for you.
That was for dramatic effect.
But she's like, I bet you, you can't get that traffic cone home without your dad realizing.
Fuck.
She, if we ever have a fucking episode where we all get the girls on, I'll have CC tell
that cause she, she completely gas, not gas, let me, she completely fucking baited me into
doing that whole thing.
So like my dad, and then I told my dad, sorry, last, last little bit.
Yeah.
Then I told my dad about that later.
He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm trying to watch a Bill's game.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
I smuggled the traffic on home.
I remembered a funny thing that my dad did.
So a couple of weeks, June, July, July, uh, was when I went to Maine, when I was gone
for that week, um, I, I got off of work.
I went home.
This is, this is important to the story because it just shows you how, how like weird it got.
Um, I got home, I woke up like after two hours and I had to drive up to Maine.
Turns you it's about 7 PM when I'm going up.
So it takes about three to four hours to get there.
Yeah.
Um, I hit a decent amount of traffic and construction.
So it took me till about midnight to get there.
Yeah.
We get up there at midnight.
My dad sitting on like the porch up at like the, the little like cabin that we rented
up in Maine.
And um, he's like, Hey, uh, we don't have parking spots here, but we got you a parking
spot in town.
Which I'm not.
I don't like the horn when I'm listening.
I'm just trying to wake myself up.
I'm so, uh, so, so, uh, we got a parking spot down in town and like towns like about like
a mile away.
So I drove into town.
He followed me in like, uh, in the car.
He's like, yeah, I'll drive you back.
So I'm like, okay.
So I drove my car down into town and I'm like, all right.
And then we get into the car with my dad and my dad's like, like my dad's a pretty stoic
kind of guy.
He just kind of just not really, he talks when spoken to type thing.
And like, he's like, kind of just like, uh, he's not just going to like talk to you cause
cause he wants to talk and he's, we're just sitting there and I'm like, I'm fucking exhausted.
My dad's not the type to strike up a conversation with a stranger either.
So I'm just like necessity.
I'm kind of just like exhausted.
I'm in the passenger seat.
My fiance is in the back seat and I'm just kind of like nodding off and I'm like, it
was a long drive and I've been up for a while.
So I'm like nodding off and he just goes, he turns to me.
He's like dead in the face and he looks at me and he goes, did you hear?
And I go, did I fucking hear what he just goes, we have a king now.
And I go, what the fuck did you just say?
And I go, we have a king now.
He just goes, yeah, that, uh, that, that, uh, that, that Supreme court case that went
through that gave the presidential like powers of immunity.
We got a king now.
We can't do anything.
It's over.
Also, my dad's the most doom and gloom at everything with politics.
Like everything you guys make me that way.
I'm not politically informed.
My politics are based solely off what you fuckers say.
And I think the world is going to end every single day because of this.
But he's just like, he's like, is the end.
This is the end of America.
We're done.
We are done.
There's no, that's what I think all the time.
I agree with that.
He's like, we're not coming back from this.
They did give the president too much power.
So I just thought that was really funny how you weren't in it though.
He is like dead silent.
He goes, we have a king now.
Speaking of that, it's all about some crazy shit that happened in the world this week.
So fucking did you see in Lebanon 3000?
So people have like pagers, the fucking pagers and walkie talkies.
I read the headline, but I didn't click on the art 3000 of them exploded.
Did that kill anybody?
Yeah.
It killed a lot of people, but fucking they're saying Israel did it.
Yeah, they did.
How do they do that though?
How do they do that?
So fucking next timeline.
So, no, so this is fucking crazy.
So Israel, how did they do that?
That's insane.
So listen, I know how they did it.
The fucking like, I read the article, it's fucking insane.
So they knew that they were going to go to war with Palestine eventually or Lebanon or
whatever.
So they're like, we, they knew they were going to go to war with them.
So they're like, okay, we know we're going to war with them.
So five years ago they set up a shell company that's built cell phones and pagers that they
that they know that they specifically used and they built bombs in them and then sold
them to them for the fucking long game.
It was like a magic trick.
I thought they had like some kind of device.
Yeah.
I thought it was like it overheated the battery or like they found some frequency.
They fucking, they, they were playing such a long game with this shit.
It was fucking unbelievable.
And they didn't find them?
No, no, they, because they don't fucking, they do like, you know, like security checkpoints
for like cell phones and stuff.
There's like, they, they're like, they, they played such a fucking long game and they're
like detonate them.
What if China did that to us?
What if they did that?
I mean, we go through like airport security and stuff all the time with these things and
they would get, you know, checked.
Why are they not getting checked there?
Because what if there was some kind of bug that makes the battery overheat and then just
melts in your pocket and burns you?
I mean, if my phone's not on fire, I'd probably just take it out of my pocket.
It's a lithium ion battery.
What if they have some kind of bug?
I know you used to do the fucking, the fucking disposed when we worked at our previous employer.
Did you ever have one of those things where you'd hit it and it just wouldn't stop hitting
and it would keep getting hotter and hotter and then you're like, what do I do with this?
I'm like in an ambulance on a call.
Like that happened to the hospital.
I was like giving a report and I just like fill my pocket getting hotter.
I was like, oh, threw it across the bed.
That's how my box mod fucking blew up.
I was at like a firehouse thing and it was in my pocket and I was just sitting on the
power button and goes, Hey, you're in a pocket smoking.
It's like, what?
It's like, Oh shit.
It burned a hole through my pants and was like dangerously close to my skin.
The fucking coil was black.
It was just black.
Like an orange glow of it just being hit for too long.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I remember.
You can't get it out.
You have to like take your pants off.
Yeah.
Thank God I did.
I threw it on the side of the track, but Oh God, I remember when fucking Casey drop
kicked my vape and it fucking exploded.
That didn't happen.
Tyler actually broke his own.
He fucking dropped, kicked my vape and hit the fucking wall.
And this went, and like, like it like having like a fire explosion to it.
And like, we all just looked at it like, what the fuck happened by the way?
I remember I went on a call with you.
I think you were my partner and we both got fucking bloody.
I'm not telling a bore story.
I can't even remember the call, but fucking changed my pants through the other ones in
the wash.
Realized when they're in the wash, it was like, fuck Tyler, my fucking vape was in there.
And it wasn't like one of that.
That was when I had like some fucking permanent, like you would fill the juice.
Like, yeah, like what you have.
Like, and it was like a $70 device.
And it's like, fuck comes out of the wash.
I hit it works perfectly.
I was like, hey, freaking out.
Oh shit, the fucking vape works.
Dude, I remember, remember the fucking, the crazy box mod that I had when I first started
there and like the fucking it was.
You and me both went through you.
You're, you're, your box mod phase is before I knew you.
Yeah.
Because I had one when you met me.
Yeah.
But because I had a tea priv, a smock tea priv.
The voopoo drag too, bro.
And like the tea priv like went up to fucking 280.
And like that shit just felt like I was breathing in fucking the actual hell fire.
But dude, you can't lie.
It felt good though, too.
Oh yeah.
There was like an appeal to the box mods because it felt great taking a big hit.
You could feel the vapor in your lungs and it felt like.
Dude, when you release that shit, it looked like a fucking smoke machine.
Like dude, when.
I'm glad I stepped away from it, but like.
Dude, back in the day when like you could have flavored vapes and you could do a whole
bunch like.
Vaping competitions, bro.
Fucking Leroy's who got me into vaping.
Dude.
For sure.
I used to love my box mod and then I was like.
He fucking sheafed one.
So like the box mod was great, but then I'm like, it was like in your pocket and it's
just fucking doing that against your leg fucking forever.
And I'm like, I gotta get like.
So I got like the smoke stick.
So I got that and I had that for a good while.
And then I would keep I'd keep the stick in my pocket and then I would have my box mod
at the station so like I could I could use that the station and then if I was like, you
know, out on zone covered or something, I could just take a hit off.
Yeah.
Off the smoke stick.
By the way, this is all just nicotine.
By the way, I never did any of that.
Who cares if it's done their shit.
But now, but if you're doing a zero Nick fucking box mod, you were just a fucking tool bag.
Yeah, it's just like that's your definition of a tool.
What are you going to do?
Hop away in your WRX.
I love the concert.
Fucking beep is beep.
It fits that stereotype so well.
Oh my God.
Now he's now he's in his motorcycle phase.
The only pops ins.
I love the concert when they're like when they fucking took my vape.
The guy's like, we got to take that I fucking he has me this like fucking plastic bag with
fifty vapes in it.
Yeah, put it in here and I put the put my vape in there and Alex like, can we just go
back to the car?
I was like, I don't give that I don't like.
Am I going to get my vape back?
You didn't like put my name on it and they were like, no, we got to take that.
Yeah, I don't.
And at that point, I had my fucking dad pen in my pocket, too, because I was like going
to take like a hit or two because we the thing that was fucked up was we went through an
entrance that wasn't for general admission, walked through the medical metal detector
without a hitch, was ready to scan our tickets and walk into the venue.
Never got stopped.
And they're like, oh, you got G.A. like you got to go downstairs.
And that's where they're like vape vape vape.
This was like a three gallon bag stacked to the brim with just all assorted different
colors of elf bars and shit.
There's a couple of box mods in there from people.
I'm sure didn't know that they weren't getting them back.
I'm like, what do you mean you're going to take my vape?
Are you going to give it back?
No.
Yeah.
And that's why I was like, Casey, come back through.
We got to get the fuck out of here because I was about to walk through there.
They're going to see my dad pen and then all hell's going to break loose.
It's going to be like somebody fucking called a bomb threat into the.
Like fuck.
All right.
Let's just go back.
I stuffed a bunch of my fucking rogues because it's got the metal top and I'm like, they're
going to take these if I walk through with the kid.
I will shamelessly admit I took like six of them out, put them in the lining of my wallet.
I got my nicotine.
We're good.
No, man.
But like if I'm at a concert, I'm going to have a good time for the first hour.
And then that little like.
But it would be a lot better if you had a fucking Rogan.
You should have done something about that.
And then that thought's going to knit at me the whole fucking time.
But like I was emo night at fucking at Empire.
And I was like, I went in with a full on fucking like smoke stick.
Yeah, they don't give a fuck.
They're off, dude.
Like every garden doesn't give a fuck.
There was people and there was a bunch of people in the fucking pit.
Me and Casey couldn't figure it out for the life of us that were hitting vapes and shit
the whole time.
They probably just didn't take them out of their pockets.
Like I took mine out of my pocket and like held it up.
Yeah.
What I what I always did with like those games, if I'm sneaking something in, you wear steel
toe boots and then you talk the vapes in the boots.
And then when they bring the wand over, because you're going to fail the big scanner, you're
going to get dinged on that.
Or you could put it up your rectum.
I'm yeah.
And then they're like what I did, what I did when I used to when I used to vape and I would
have like that, I would take the vape because you do like the thing where you go in and
you go like this and you put your arms up with your phone.
Oh, you hit it right there.
I put it in my.
I did that a couple of times.
Yeah, because that part doesn't go through the metal detector either.
So I would put it in my palm.
So it just looked like this.
But I had a I had a smoke stick in there and I go like this fucking David Blaine.
I'd go like that and walk through and there's like, yeah, you're good.
I did the same thing at a fucking Packers game.
I was wearing a hat.
I put them on the fucking I put them in this.
I tucked them in here because I wasn't wearing steel toes and I'm like, well, that little
bell at the top of the hat might ding it.
So maybe they'll let me in.
It's not getting perfect.
It worked out great.
My friends were like, if you get us, we've been waiting in line for an hour.
Like we wanted to get in early to get the seats of this things us.
We're fucking leaving.
Thank you.
I got through.
I do.
I have my fucking road.
This is Brian, actually.
I have the rogue tin, which has the metal top.
But when I go through the metal detectors and stuff, I do one of these.
Yeah.
And like, I like they're not looking that close.
And even if they see it, they're going to be like, guys got pouches.
Like are we going to look like a fucking are we going to make a scene here?
I go like this and I'm like, I do that.
And then like, I turn it slightly like this.
So when I'm walking through and then like, I in like when I'm walking through, I'm going
like this, like the guys like doing like this.
So I go like this.
Yeah.
And then I turn it back around.
And then there's like, yeah, you're good.
And I'm like, fucking yeah.
Like I'm going to a Steelers Giants game in two weeks, two weeks, I think.
Nice.
And I'm going down there to fucking the Steelers stadium because my fuck the Steelers, my fiance's
dad, the Steelers, they just beat the charge.
My father in law is he has like literally sideline fucking seats.
I'm like, I'm going to watch the Giants lose, but it's fucking sideline seats to an NFL
game.
I'm not going to be too upset about that.
That lights a cool stadium, but the only time I ever was there, I was in the fucking triple
deck and I was, I was in like, you know, the fucking, you know, how has the four screens
back?
I was on top of one of the screens.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
That's, that's probably where we were too, because I'm not going to lie.
That game was probably like, I don't even remember it because me and CC had the bright
idea of going down on a party bus that had unlimited booze.
So we were fucking annihilated by the time we even got there.
We went with like two other people.
No, everybody on the bus, dude, because it's sponsored by a bar and it was just like, they
were amping us up.
They were, it's like a fucking party bus, dude.
They're playing music.
There's fucking lights the whole time.
People are dancing in the lanes.
Like it was fucking wild, but by the time you got to the game, you like sit down in
your seat and you're just like, I've been to MetLife a few times.
I've never been to the Steelers stadium.
I got punched in the face of that game.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, I got, I swear to God and CC didn't believe me either.
When I got back to the seats, I went down to the fucking beer line and it was right
at the end of the third quarter, which is when they stopped selling beer.
So I got the last beer and I was sitting there in my fucking Bill's gear.
This is at the Jets game.
So very anti-Bills crowd.
There was like the Jets fans were dicks.
See, that's not like, it's not like when they're playing the giants because they're not in
the same division.
Yeah.
Like the Jets and the, and the Bills, they're rivals.
They hate each other.
And there was a lot of, and I hate to say it because especially in New York city, you're
going to run into a lot of Bill's bandwagoners.
Like I don't think there was many people other than me and CC that had probably been to a
Bill's game in Buffalo, like sure a collection of us, but I don't think so.
But no, I get the fucking beer and I was like, Oh, thank you.
Next guy goes up, gets refused, grabs me by the back of my collar, turns me around and
just fucking, and like he got swarmed by other Jets fans right away that like, we're like,
dude, what the fuck?
Like it wasn't like that.
This was just a bad, bad egg for sure.
It was a bad, like I didn't even have an exchange with him.
He just fucking took a cheap shot at me.
Like he cocked back, but there was not enough time to register like the fight or flight
response when I was that fucking fucked already.
I just got whopped, made it back to the seat and like holding my face.
She's like, what happened?
Like I got fucking whopped bro.
She's like, Oh, Oh sure.
Sure.
I'm like, why would I make that up?
Are you fucking kidding me?
It hurts like a motherfucker.
So I went to, I didn't even have time.
He was, he was tackled on the ground before I could do anything.
I went to a giant Broncos game the last time that Peyton and Eli played each other.
So my dad's Broncos fan, I'm a Giants fan.
So me and him went down and we're above, we're above the fucking TV.
So we're just fucked.
We had to use binoculars to fucking see.
Yeah.
It's the biggest stadium in the NFL.
So if you have nosebleeds like we did, you can't see shit.
So we had to use the fucking binoculars to fucking see.
Even the Jumbotron's far away.
Like I couldn't even see this.
Yeah, cause it's got one on one side and there's two on the other, right?
No, it's got, it's got the two screens, the two screens, and it has like a big screen
on the one side, like here, I think.
Okay.
So we were in one of the corners that couldn't see the big screen then.
So we were trying to watch on the small screen all the fucking way over there.
Mind you the small screen is probably like the size of a fucking truck.
Yeah.
It's like maybe the, yeah.
Like I was going to say maybe like the size of this wall.
It's pretty small for, no, a little bit bigger than that.
It's big.
It's a lot bigger than you think.
But from the other side of the stadium, it is hard to see.
Even if I was sober, like it would have been a tough watch.
So me and my dad are sitting there and it was me, my dad, my uncle and my grandfather.
My uncle and my grandfather, my uncle was a fucking Dolphins fan and my grandfather
was a Raiders fan.
So they were just there just to go to the game.
So we're sitting there and giants are getting fucking obliterated because you know, they're
playing the Peyton Manning Broncos that won the Superbowl.
So I'm like, I'm like, okay.
That's a tough team to get matched up against.
So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm like, I'm just happy because this was like the first
football game that I went to.
I'm like, I'm in a giant stadium.
I'm, you know, watching a giants game.
I'm like, I'm, this is pretty cool.
I'm watching it.
I'm watching a giants game right now in giant stadium.
Like it's still like, it was like still like fresh and new.
I'm like, I'm actually watching a game in a stadium type thing.
Yeah.
And then like from behind me, I just hear some guy going big bro three and oh yeah.
And then fucking some guy in front of him just goes, Hey, can you shut the fuck up?
And then one guy just goes, I paid for my tickets.
He goes, I paid for my fucking tickets too.
You go fuck yourself.
And I'm like, me and my uncle are fucking cracking up and my dad's wearing a Broncos
jersey next to me.
He's like, yeah, dude, I remember I went through a fucking bills game and it was against the
chargers and I'm a Chargers fan.
So I'm decked out in my Chargers gear.
I didn't realize how dangerous this was when I was a fucking kid.
Cause it's like, I think I just got away with it cause I was a kid, but like you don't go
to fucking Buffalo and cheer for the other team.
That's like a death sentence.
That's not a, the only team that gets away with that is teams like literally the jets
and the Patriots because they're divisional rivals, but they're so close.
But like, if you're like a dolphins fan, it's like, yeah, I got a story to tell after you
about that.
I just, I, so when I was a Chargers fan, I can't, the Chargers were demolishing the bills
and this was before the bills were good.
And I'm like, I'm standing up cheering every time I fucking probably was underage drunk
at this point.
I don't fucking know.
And like at one point like, yeah.
I turn around and somebody goes like, somebody said, shut the fuck up.
So I turn around like all fucking ballsy and I'm like, who said that?
And then somebody from behind me again goes, everybody sit the fuck down.
I turned around, I started laughing.
It was funny.
I was like, that was the perfect response to that.
Then some guy tried to fight me in the taco line and my dad somehow dissuaded our drunk
asses into not like brawling.
He's like, fuck you.
He's like, Hey, that's my fucking son dude.
He's drunk.
Like leave him alone.
He's like, all right.
All right.
He's an all right guy.
Yeah.
I guess I don't really hate the Chargers.
I'm drunk too.
Like big heart and retarded.
Oh my God.
But it's so fun.
It's so fun in the moment.
So I didn't yell at people.
So my uncle, like I said, is a, is a dolphins fan.
So him and my dad and a couple of like their buddies from high school went to the bill
stadium for a dolphins bills game.
And my uncle's a dolphins fan.
And my uncle has about as a lot of a mouth as I do, if not louder.
Yeah.
And my uncle has taken a piss in the toilet in like the, in like the trough thing and
he's wearing a dolphins uniform and the dolphins are beating the Broncos at this or the, the
Bronco, the dolphins are beating the bills at this point.
And he's just taking a piss, the thing.
And some guy goes, go back to Miami, fist fucker.
And he's just like, he's like, I'm from Miami.
I'm from here.
How about you go home?
And then he's just like, Hey, how about you shut the fuck up, man?
You fucking fish fucker.
And he's like, he's like, yeah.
America's team, the dolphins.
Yeah.
The dolphins.
Yeah.
We're fucking kicking.
He's lucky he didn't end up in the piss trough.
So cause the Bill's bathrooms, it's not like a urinal.
It's a big fucking, it's a big, long silver trough that like 45 sweaty dudes wearing winter
clothes in like negative degree weather are pissing into.
I've seen people so drunk, they're laying in the trough at the end of games.
Like it's old retro bills games were wild.
They were winning shit.
Like people just went there to get fucked up.
That was the city's outlet.
The place was a toilet bowl.
They never won.
So he's in there and like, he is like, yo, I'm gonna fucking kick your ass.
Like, how about I kick your fucking ass?
And then my dad being the paralyzed guy with the fucking like crutch canes comes in and
he is like, all right, Mike, let's get out of here.
And then like, like everyone's like, Oh, yeah, that's going to dissuade it very quick.
Nobody's going to get involved at that point.
Because like he like, my uncle's still talking shit.
My dad comes in with like, he's like, like this fuck for lack of it, the Timmy canes
from fucking South Park.
He's fucking walking with the canes in.
He's like, all right, Mike, let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on.
Come down.
And then everyone's like, Oh, I've been, I've been to a lot of bills games and I've
been to a lot of other sports games like MLB, NFL, college football.
There's nothing quite like a bills pregame.
Like you see people fucking openly in the parking lot beforehand.
Like girls just bent over cars.
Like that's like normal.
It's like the fucking purge occurs for three hours before a bills game.
Like I'll admit, this is not a moment I'm proud of.
Actually one of the last bills games I went to, we did.
No.
So starts off innocent enough.
I'm there with CC and her.
It's not even in Buffalo, isn't it?
It's like outside.
It's in Orchard Park.
It's like 20 minutes away from Buffalo, but it's not like a city.
It's more like, no, it's like a town.
It's like a town that blows up over the weekend.
It's like green bag, green base the same way, but like, no, so we get, so I'm there with
a bunch of girls and then like my cousin's boyfriend who she wasn't serious about and
was just a douche anyways, but we all shot going to be here before the game.
My keys unknowingly got left in that parking lot at that point.
So like at the end of the first quarter, I like feel my pockets to like grab my vape,
I think.
And I noticed that my fucking keys aren't there.
Like we got a problem.
I tile ring them and they ping to the parking lot.
So I'm like, I got a chance.
I'm already in the bag.
I'm not driving home, but now I'm the drunk guy trying to get permission to leave because
they usually don't allow reentry.
I'm trying to get permission to leave and like, why do you need your keys, dude?
Why is it so urgent?
It happens right now.
They think I'm driving, so they really don't want to let me out.
And I'm like, eventually I sweet talk some guy enough to let me out.
He's like, I just really hope you don't fucking drive, man.
Like, dude, I promise you I'm fucking not.
You're going to see me in 10 seconds.
That's why I'm bitching about reentry.
I give up looking for the keys.
My phone's about to die.
I'm pinging it from the tile.
I'm not getting anything.
Can't ring them anywhere.
I go into the porta potty to take a piss.
I have a meltdown.
I fucking rip like a hand sanitizer off the wall.
It goes straight into the toilet.
I fucking and then I'm like, that felt good.
Walking to the next porta potty to do the same shit because I'm looking in the porta
potty at the same time to see if my keys are there.
And I'm getting progressively angrier each time I can't find them.
Because like I said, I'm half in the bag.
I've never been this fucking angry before in my life.
I give up.
I'm walking back to the stadium, like just faced with defeat.
Like I'm in Buffalo.
How the fuck am I going to find a locksmith?
Like I need to be home for work tomorrow.
Like what the fuck is happening?
Some guy just pops out of a building I didn't even see.
And he goes, hey, hey, are these are these yours?
Are you looking for keys?
I was like, yes.
It's like, all right, what do they look like?
It's like it's a Toyota key.
It has an Ithaca brewing bottle opener on it, listed off everything that was on it.
I'm like, can I please have my keys?
Because it's to me.
And I felt so bad because I'm like, this guy just saved my life.
But he's definitely probably the staff that's responsible for the border potty.
I just rip the hands.
And he's probably going to connect the dots when he sees three of them in a row, don't
have them.
And then six more do that somebody did it deliberately.
And I probably was making a lot of noise.
But I got back into the stadium at the beginning of the fourth quarter.
I was out there for an hour and a half doing that shit.
Fucking.
Oh, man.
I want to fucking talk about accents that I fucking hate.
I want to hear it, too.
I fucking hate.
Specifically, I don't know why I'm more OK with men's accents than women's accents.
Yeah.
The southern accent on a fucking woman makes me infuriated.
I don't know why these fucking bitches are like, hey, y'all, you want some sweet tea?
I'm like, bitch, shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear your fucking southern twang, bitch.
I want to fucking just talk to me like a fucking human.
These fucking oh my God.
I don't get how people like a southern accent.
Well, now we've offended everybody in the cell.
I, for one, just like accents and I have I don't have any like deep seated hatred like
you do.
I just think they sound nice.
I mean, I'm not going to defend them with my wife.
I fucking I hate British accents the most probably out of everything.
I despise British accents.
They just I feel like British guys sound like they're fucking, you know, what about Australian?
Australian's fine.
I never had an issue with Australian accent.
I work with a British guy who sounds Australian, but he gets furious whenever you say that
he's going after the listeners individually.
So I like all accents.
Just Tyler, just Tyler's going after the listeners.
And like a Russian guy accent sounds like he's fucking garbling marbles.
I like a Russian accent, though.
I like Russian women accents.
That's that's I think a Russian dude sounds badass in a movie.
I think a Russian dude sounds like he's eating marbles.
But there's like, I don't know.
It sounds terrible.
Like a Russian guy.
What about German accent, Tyler?
German accent just sounds like you're gay.
Oh, I thought you were going to defend that like tooth and nail.
No, no, like if you if you do a German accent, you sound like you're gay.
Like it's just that's oh, yes, like that's bull.
I think they're funny.
But like I think you sound real gay.
Hop in my Volkswagen.
Nine, nine, not there.
Oh, I just think of Rick Toffin and I'm like, bro, Rick Toffin sounds real gay.
Yeah, he does.
That being said, he is hysterical.
I love Rick Toffin is my favorite.
Rick Toffin is like a caricature of you.
It's like the best way to describe it.
He's coming back in the next.
I'm fucking psyched for that.
I'm getting fucking Rick.
I feel like, oh, my God, I'm I'm realizing that there is like a very clear cut of who
is who in the zombies crew.
I feel like Casey is definitely like to Kayo doesn't talk a lot.
You're definitely Rick Toffin for obvious reasons.
Dan is Dempsey because he's just a fucking jacked American dude.
And then I'm fucking what's the what's the Russians guy?
Nikolai fucking Nikolai the drunk.
It's perfect.
We got our holes there.
I want to be Max.
Max, my that's my wife.
Let's talk about some other crazy shit that happened this week.
So, you know, the Trump shooter, the guy, the second guy who tried to shoot Trump, there's
a third one, actually.
Now, I didn't see that, but I looked that up, too.
I couldn't find it.
I think you may have got like, I got the actual story.
It's not he's not like it wasn't like an attempt, but it was a it was a it was a
I'll something I thought I was going to say, let's hear what he had to say about the second
guy.
The Trump shooter, they he got arrested, right?
They searched his house.
They found a box of letters and on one letter, it said, I'm sorry, I failed you to assassinate
Mr. Trump.
But like, you know, this I'm passing the torch to you and it's your job to finish it.
He was like writing it to the world.
But they found out that he wrote that months ago and mailed it to like some friend of his.
And when he was on the news, he was like, if he if I ever get arrested, like open this
letter and so his friend open it and he actually wrote this like months ago.
So how did he know he was going to fail?
Months ago?
No, I think it's if he got a saying, yeah, I think it's saying if I fail because he got
arrested.
Yeah.
So it's like it's like a dead drop letter type thing being like, hey, if I got arrested,
it was just like a like if you're reading this, it's too late.
I fucked up bad. Did you did you hear about the guy's son?
The fucking now shooters?
Yeah, son, you got to he's he got arrested for fucking having CP on his fucking computer.
Wow.
It seems like a great family.
You guys ever do the fucking salt ice challenge?
Oh, he says this was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
I'm so sorry.
I failed you.
I tried to do my best and gave it the gumption, all the gumption I could muster.
No way. Is that actually what it says?
Yeah, it is up to you to now finish the job and I will offer a hundred fifty thousand
dollars to whoever can complete the job from where he's offering a hundred fifty K reward
shoot Trump.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Do you guys ever do the fucking salt and ice challenge?
I did not, but it inflicts bodily harm and I don't want to.
Jesus Christ, Tyler, he's got a fucking scar on his hand.
Unbelievable.
That's that's it.
Fucking like when I took the ice off, there was a divot in my hand.
Yeah, pretty far down.
It was bad.
I got Mike.
Oh, that's that's not eight through.
Wow.
Through the dermis.
So and then just I think we're going to we're going to catch a break here pretty soon.
You know, take a break before we go to the break.
I just want to talk a little bit.
You know, we'll come back after the break and talk about Lincoln Park's new singer.
All right.
That'll be that'll be after the break thing.
That'll be a fun topic.
I like that.
She's awful.
I don't like it.
I want to hear everything Tyler has to say.
How can you replace Chester?
You can't.
You can never replace Chester.
And also these fucking retards think that this bitch is actually good at doing what
she's doing.
She fucking sucks.
She sounds like a fucking cigarette mom at a fucking dive bar trying to cover Lincoln
Park.
And she fucking sucks at it.
Why you got to hate Tyler?
I am as a hateful.
You're just a hater.
You heard her.
You said the same thing.
I know she's pretty awful.
She is real bad.
I think y'all both are sipping too much on that hater aid, bro.
Dude, she's not fucking trying to replace Chester.
They need somebody who can do a passable job at playing their old shit, but they're very
clearly shifting in a new direction.
How about just make a new fucking band?
No, it's fucking Lincoln Park, dude.
You got to continue that band's legacy.
It's not like I think after Chester died, they should have just fucking hung it up.
I don't.
Would you say it's disrespectful?
Semi?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I think it's a project between a group of fucking friends and unfortunately one of them
made that fucking choice and it sucks because he was a huge part of the band and one of
a kind.
Nobody can replicate him.
I seriously don't think that Chester actually killed himself.
I absolutely do.
There's irrefutable evidence.
I absolutely do.
His whole last album was a fucking...
I mean, you can listen to it.
It's him saying goodbye.
I just think that he just...
There's a lot of weird shit that happened after that, that happened before he did that,
that I'm like, there's some shady shit going on.
Like what?
I've never heard this shit.
He was about to apparently blow the lid off of some fucking Diddy shit for other people.
Dude, people already blew up Diddy.
Diddy got blown up like a decade ago.
Everybody knew this guy was this fucking weird.
No, I'm saying other people.
It wasn't Diddy.
He was about to blow up some fucking other shit, but some other powers kind of got to
him.
I have never heard this.
That's an actual thing.
You can look into it.
Maybe he got possessed by a demon.
He was doing some documentary thing that he was trying to do, but it never got released
and it got fucking put in a black box and forgot about.
I just feel like that would be written by some fan who really, really didn't want to
believe that he killed himself.
I don't know.
That's what I take away from that.
I mean, I need to do my research on it.
I just don't see it because there is like, I mean, it was just very clearly suicide by
hanging, right?
Like yeah, you could be hung by someone else.
Did you hear his last album though?
They one more light, like all those songs, like dude, the whole album, it's just him
talking about how fucking depressed and just much he wants to not be there and how bad
he's going to feel when he's gone.
That's what the whole message of the album is.
It's almost written from the perspective of somebody who already had killed themselves.
It's got a deep meaning with the album and it's just like, you can tell he's just fucking
in a place of pain and hurt and fucking off himself and it's awful.
But again, I don't think that's a reason to hang it up for the fucking band.
No pun intended.
Oh my God.
That was unintentional.
So I don't think it warrants the slur jar, but fuck, that's not what I meant.
Wow.
Fucking phrasing Ali man.
Jesus Christ.
I don't like her note.
Elvira's birthdays today.
Who the fuck is Elvira?
The mistress of the night, the fucking hot ass goth mommy.
That was like the original goth mommy.
What?
Adam's family or some?
No, no, but like similar.
But yeah, she, she was, it's her birthday today.
I'm sorry.
It's just like she was at the end of his rope.
That does go to slur jar.
Put a dollar in.
That was intentional.
Mine was by accident.
Mine was just me being idiotic.
I mean, I guess in a way yours was too, but it was intentional.
Intentionally.
We miss Chester.
We'll, we'll say that.
I fucking miss Chester.
I'm not dissing anything Chester did.
He's like one of my favorite vocalists of all time, but I don't believe that Lincoln
Park should die.
And I think that like their new song is a fucking bop, bro.
Their new song sucks.
No, their new song is fucking fire, dude.
That song is fire, bro.
No Chester was the soul of that band.
Without him, it's not going to be.
It's a different band and they're not trying to fucking band.
They essentially did.
They call it something else.
No.
Hey, that band doesn't deserve to die, bro.
Or Park in Link or something.
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
Call it something else.
That sounds like the most B movie name they could fucking think of.
I don't know.
But I think that like the whole thing of Lincoln Park should have been dead with Chester.
Fucking choking without him.
I don't think so.
I disagree with you guys.
I like it.
I like their new music a lot.
I like the new vocalist.
She's done some shady shit in the past, but from like a purely musical perspective, I think
they're very good.
I mean, let's be fucking real.
If fucking like let's let's say like a band like My Chemical Romance, fucking Gerard Way
died.
You can't fucking continue that.
Well, no, because he's the only dude.
But Chester Benning, I mean, Chester Benning was always one half the puzzle.
Mike Shinoda, you cannot discount him.
Yeah, but he's not.
He wasn't as as I don't.
I think that he is a big part of it.
I don't think that he's as big as a part of him.
I hate to say this.
I think Shinoda was regarded just as highly as Chester Bennington was until Chester Penning
did go.
I always thought like the talking rapping parts were kind of cringe and funny.
I liked him.
I thought I liked him.
He fucking spits bars.
He does.
But it's like it's really funny.
Like especially with the PS1 graphics of like the older music videos.
Well, yeah, anything from that age is going to look cringy.
The guys probably got fucking frosted tips.
He did.
He did have frosted tips.
They had PlayStation 1 graphics in the background.
It was really funny.
But like he's like, oh yeah, it hasn't aged well, but the song is still funny.
Just caught in the undertow.
But those are good backing vocals though.
It's just really funny.
Just like I always thought like the talk.
I think that those two were always 50-50 in how popular they were until Chester died.
I think that his popularity skyrocketed because we glorify.
Oh my God, I'm going to like break into a 21 pilots verse here.
I'm going to start spitting neon gravestones over here.
We glorify everybody that fucking kills themselves.
And I think that that's what happened with Chester.
I think that people respected both of them like a ton.
They were both greats of the 2000s.
Like yeah, but it's just really funny.
We should all just kill ourselves live in the air.
We shouldn't do that.
I like living.
I'm all right.
Maybe one of these days when we know the nukes are in the air, we'll just fucking off ourselves
and just cue the episode to upload.
All right, here we go.
Ellie Mack.
No.
Hi Mack, are you high enough for this?
I actually feel like I might put up a...
Oh shit.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, hurt.
Yeah.
I'm feeling confident though that I'm going to put up a good fight.
I don't think I'm going to win, but I don't think I'm going to finish in the negative
hopefully.
It's only 10 45 by the way.
We got some, we got time.
All right.
Welcome back to Jeopardy.
Here with your three time winner of the trace, Ellie Mack.
You want one?
Yeah.
Of course you want number one.
You're now 24 time winner, Tyler.
God damn right.
I believe in you, Ellie Mack.
Don't.
No.
I just want to put up a good fight.
No, remember number two is a dead one.
All right.
I guess I'm four.
I guess I'm fucking four tonight.
All right.
Here we go.
Categories today.
We've got sports history.
Oh, best selling albums.
In this world capital.
In this decade.
Name all three, the seven wonders of the world and history of Untitled Podcast.
Oh, that's a good one.
I'm just going to try to fucking make my way.
I think Dan won last time.
You guys fight each other to the death for a first, first move.
I just want to see on podcasts.
I know for a thousand for a thousand.
The city Don Juan started prank calling after he was made in Honolulu.
Oh, you buzzed in.
Wait, no, I've been listening to a lot of episodes.
If I buzzed in, I can back out if I don't have an answer.
I've seen that happen a bunch of times.
In fact, anyone think it was.
I know the state.
I don't know.
I was encouraged Alaska.
Yeah, that was going to be what I said, but I was not nearly confident enough to go through
with answering it.
Let's do 800 in the same category.
I know episode 72 was named after this stock.
What is Doge?
No.
What is Tesla?
No, we're both in the hole.
What is Nvidia?
No.
Fuck.
Okay, that would be FFIE.
I don't even know what that fucking is.
Faraday Futury Electric.
I said I wasn't going to finish in the negative and it's really starting to look like I'm
probably going to finish in the negative.
Casey, can I please have a hit of that base?
600.
Episode 44 featured the mugshot of these two recently arrested politicians.
What is Donald Trump?
And fuck, who's the other guy?
Giuliani.
Fuck.
I knew that.
I literally did press it.
I was a second behind you.
I like, I can see his stupid face.
What the fuck's his name?
400.
Name two celebrities with a Christmas special named after them.
I know one.
Yeah, we'll just...
One Kanye West and one Alex Jones.
Kanye West and Michelle Obama.
Tyler.
We'll do the last one.
Come on, Ali Mack.
Fucking wake up, bro.
Episode 63 was named after this rap song by Tom McDonald and Ben Shapiro.
Facts.
What is facts?
I didn't know that.
Pretty sure I was there for that fucking episode.
None of it fucking...
What are the other categories?
Sports history, best selling albums, in this world capital, in this decade.
Tell me the scores quick.
Tyler has zero, Ali Mack has negative 1600.
In this decade, name well three.
We're fucking blowing it.
And Seven Wonders of the World.
That was the history of our own podcast.
I'm over a thousand dollars in the hole and you're at zero.
We fucking suck, bro.
Holy shit.
Let's do albums.
Albums 200.
Pink Floyd.
What is Dark Side of the Moon?
Yes.
I'm literally going to jump off a bridge.
Henry Johnson bridge.
That's going to be the bridge.
We'll do albums again.
400.
Michael Jackson.
What is Thriller?
Yeah.
I knew both of those.
Albums.
600.
Nirvana.
What is the fucking name of that?
I can see the fucking...
Kid with his little fucking dick out.
Oh my God.
Never mind.
Are you buzzing in?
No, you timed it out.
I timed it out.
Never mind.
Fuck.
I should have buzzed in.
Albums.
What was it?
Never mind.
All right.
I thought it was, but you did buzz it out, though.
800.
Blink 182.
Oh my God.
Enema State?
Was it Enema State?
Yes.
Fuck.
Ali Mac, wake up.
Albums.
I literally know every one of them.
Thousand.
Guns and Roses.
I don't know.
What is Appetite from Distraction?
Oh, jeez.
Yeah.
Sorry for all the Ali Mac fans out there.
This ain't a good episode for me.
What are the other categories again?
The sports history in this world capital in this decade.
Name all three and seven wonders of the world.
Name all three because I don't think that's going to be a good one for either of us.
200.
The Three Stooges.
Nope.
I know two of them.
I opened the last one.
No.
Curly, Larry, and Moe.
I was going to say Curly.
I did know that.
I was going to say Curly.
Curly.
I was going to say Curly.
I did know that.
I was going to say Curly, Louie, and Moe.
So I'm happy I didn't do that.
I did know that, but it was not there.
So I'm sad.
We'll do the three again.
For 400.
Daily Double.
We got 2400.
Let's make it a true Daily Double.
What's Ali Max?
He's got negative 1600.
Make it a true Daily Double.
Come on.
I'll do whatever the points of this would be.
400.
Fucking lame.
The Jonas Brothers.
What is Joe Jonas?
Oh fuck.
Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and fuck.
What was the last one?
Joe, Nick, and Joe Nick and who else?
Joe Nick and Joe Nick.
And the fucking one that everyone else forgets about.
If it makes you feel any better, I had no fucking clue.
Joe Nick and Andrew?
Joe Nick and Kevin.
Fuck Kevin.
Kevin Jonas?
I don't think I've ever heard that name before in my life.
Tyler's pick.
All three.
600.
The original Star Wars trilogy.
What is a new hope?
What is Empire Strikes Back?
And what is Return of the Jedi?
Fuck!
That's my autism!
And they let it slip away.
I was like enlightened to hear it and then I didn't press the button.
All right, next one.
My brain needs to work quicker.
800.
The three secondary colors.
Okay, it's that one.
What is cyan, magenta, and yellow?
No.
What?
None of those were right.
Those are primary colors.
No, no, no.
Those are not primary.
I'm not buzzing in, but I think it's purple.
It's purple.
It's green and purple.
Purple, green, and...
Purple, green, and orange.
Yeah.
Tyler's pick.
Is there anything left in that category?
Yeah.
You're lucky the internet doesn't work in your basement, Casey.
We'll do that.
Yeah.
Because that's what it's called on the reverse side of film for RGB.
So that's where my answer came from, CYM.
Okay.
Cyan, yellow, magenta.
You son of a fucking bitch.
I'm going to dispute that because I think I might have an argument for some points there.
Playing under protest.
The three main regions of the brain.
I know two of them.
And the third one's eluding me.
It's the third one.
I don't know what the third one is.
I know what the two are.
What the fuck's the third one?
No.
Time out.
Cerebrum, cerebellum, and brain stem.
Oh, I was going to go right and left hemisphere.
How the fuck did I forget the brain stem?
Sports history, this world capital in this decade and seven wonders of the world.
200.
The first Harry Potter novel was published.
When?
What is 1990s?
Yes.
Wait, it's the decade?
It says called in this decade.
Are you fucking kidding?
Oh my God, you got a lot back in Ali Mac.
Was it 1992?
Can you look that up?
I think it was 1991.
Decades.
400.
The American Civil War begins.
The 1860s.
Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
The decades.
Thanks, Dan.
600.
The Beatles break up.
Throw a pot shot out.
What is the 1960s?
That's when they started.
Says the 1960s.
No.
You know when you see him cycle through five windows, he's going for the negative.
Fucking no fucking.
Fucking idiot.
Now there's only two options it could be for him.
1970s?
Yes.
Fuck!
I was torn between 70s and 80s.
And then I realized that Paul McCarthy did this shit with Michael Jackson.
Get way fucking higher on any other episode you know when Dan ain't even fucking here
to back you up.
The fuck were you thinking Ali Mac?
Decades.
800.
The sinking of the RMS Titanic.
What is the 1910s?
Yes.
Wow, let's go.
You got points.
No, I'm still in the negative.
How far in the negative is he still?
Negative 2200.
Oh my God, what's my score?
What's my score?
3800.
Ali Mac's good.
Does it really matter at this point?
You still got 3000.
Seven wonders of the world for 1000.
For a thousand.
Ali Mac's good.
Oh shut up.
Ali Mac, you just received 5000 points to wager.
That's not true.
You can't do that.
I'll tell you what, you can wager 5000 but if you get it wrong you go 5000 more in the
negative.
Deal.
That's not fair.
Deal.
All right Ali back this 17th century building is located in Arga, India.
What is the Taj Mahal?
Oh yeah, it was a Taj Mahal.
Yeah, it was, but I don't think that's fair.
Thank you for the opportunity.
That's all those fans.
The Ali Mac section.
That's kind of horseshit.
I told you for that hot take.
Tyler Ali Max pick.
Hey Casey.
How about you suck a fucking suck shot a shotgun?
How would you Kurt Cobain yourself?
How would you Chester Benning take yourself?
He took a fucking asshole.
Ali Max pick.
How about you go keep yourself dude?
You're still winning Tyler.
Even with those 5000 points you're still winning.
I hope you get XXS Tantasi owned.
All right.
Let's do seven wonders of the world for 200.
This statue overlooking Rio de Janeiro was completed in 1931.
What is Christ the Redeemer?
Oh yeah.
Tip of my tongue.
The tip of my goddamn tongue.
There's only two that aren't going to be on here.
Christ the Redeemer.
Tyler's pick.
It's a good statue.
What's the other categories?
Sports history in this world capital in this decade.
Seven wonders of the world.
Decades.
A thousand.
The US Constitution is ratified.
What is 1780s?
Yes.
You got lucky on my son of a bitch.
I knew that was a guess by the way you said it.
Yeah.
I'm like it's not the seventies.
I'm like I think it's the eighties.
Let's do seven wonders.
400.
The great pyramids of Egypt are located in the city.
I do know this.
What is Cairo?
Yeah.
I am staying as far away from I can as this buzzer.
Giza.
Oh my god.
How do we not get that?
It's the great pyramids of fucking Giza.
Jesus Christ.
We suck balls.
That was rough.
Oh my god.
I'm going to stay away from that category for a second.
Let's do the sports history.
200.
The 1997 NBA finals.
Michael Jordan scored 38 points in the game winning basket after playing through this
illness.
What is influenza?
Oh yeah.
It's an eight.
It's Magic Johnson.
This is flu game.
That's what I was telling fucking Dan to have.
I said fucking play a flu game.
I didn't send that text.
I typed it and I didn't send it.
God, that would have been so much funnier.
Fuck.
Ali Max.
Keep it going.
My scheme is fucked.
400.
In a famous 1983 incident, Kansas City Rose player George Rett's ninth inning home run
was overturned after umpires discovered this substance on his bat.
What is pine tar?
Oh yeah.
Keep it going.
Pine tar.
Ali Max, you got this category.
This is the smallest city to have an NFL team, which was founded in 1919.
What is Green Bay?
Yes.
Tyler.
How many are left in sports?
Two.
800.
This former New York Yankee was nicknamed Mr. October for his performance.
What is Derek Jeter?
No.
Oh, Mr. October.
That's um, who is Reggie Williams?
No.
What?
No.
What?
Anyone?
Reggie Jackson.
Oh my God!
Ali Max, you fucking cunt!
Who the fuck is Reggie Williams?
Sports history for a thousand.
A thousand.
This NBA forward legally changed his name to Meta World Peace in 2011.
To his Radar test.
Yeah.
Meta World Peace?
Fuck man!
Reggie Williams?
Let me take a hit of smelling salts.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What's the score?
Tyler's got 4,400.
Ali Max got 3,600.
That was the first like true direct dark deep sniff I've done.
Ali Max, you got In This World Capital and Seven Wonders of the World.
Let me get my fucking thing back first that I threw.
Seven.
Six hundred.
Trump would be jealous of this physical barrier in which construction.
What is the Great Wall of China?
Yarrrrggg!
Yarrrrr!
I turned to a pirate.
It's your pick, Meta.
Oh.
Keep it going.
Eight hundred.
This 15th century Incan citadel is located in southern Peru.
Oh fuck.
Oh no, that's a different one.
I almost buzzed in with an incorrect answer.
I know the name of it.
I know I know this one.
I'm going to be really mad when we time this out.
Yeah.
I fucking.
I'm comfortable with letting it time out.
I don't think.
Machu Picchu.
Fuck.
No.
No, that's not the Mayan one.
The Mayans have an Incan one.
That's what I was going to buzz in with.
That's what I said.
Oh no, that's the wrong one.
It was Machu Picchu.
You fucking.
Thank you, Ali Mac.
Who the fuck is it now?
I think it's still me.
Ali Mac, you got In This World Capital.
Two hundred.
We've really been fucking dodging this one.
For two hundred, L'Arc des Triomphe.
What?
What the fuck is that?
I mean, I know the language, but I'm not even going to guess.
Let's let's time that out.
Paris.
Whatever.
Remember, it was that thing that we remote viewed and dad drew like the arch.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait in this capital.
I was thinking I thought it was so obvious it was Paris.
I thought I'm.
Yeah.
No, I was retarded.
Ali Mac's big.
Four hundred.
The Trevi Fountain and Colosseum.
Yeah.
You threw me off.
If you said the Colosseum, I would have buzzed in immediately with Rome.
What the fuck is the Trevi?
The Trevi what fountain?
Never fucking heard of that.
Like Oakland.
Oakland.
Yeah, let's keep it going.
The Fyrdo Square, once home to a statue of Saddam Hussein.
What is Iran?
Oh, that's a good.
Let's time this out.
Was it Baghdad?
Yes.
Fuck.
That again.
One minute.
I got to find out which thing I have again.
I got four hundred.
I went that far back down.
I got like six right.
I'm that far back down.
Oh, my God.
I've been a hundred.
A hundred.
The Bob Marley Museum.
What is Foul Mouth, Jamaica?
What did you just say?
Is that a band name?
That'd be Kingston.
Foul Mouth?
Yeah.
Foul Mouth.
Yeah.
Foul Mouth.
Yeah.
Foul Mouth.
Yeah.
Foul Mouth.
Yeah, it's an actual place.
Sounds like a band name.
Foul Mouth, guys.
Finally for a thousand Heathrow International Airport.
Who would know that, Dan?
Dan would know that.
Dan would have been like, uh, obviously.
London.
Who the fuck knows that?
Dan.
Todd has got forty seven hundred.
Ali Max got forty thirty six hundred.
And we're going into final.
Oh, yeah.
What's the category?
If you say general knowledge, Dan would kill you.
About music.
Can Ali Max come away with the clutch win?
What's the score that he has?
A root for him.
Can he do it?
What's the score that he has?
Thirty six hundred.
Forty seven hundred.
He shouldn't have that many points by the way.
I think it was completely legal.
You earned each and every one of those points.
It was just like one.
I don't have fucking internet down here.
This is what I'm doing.
All right.
Question is, American Idol judge Randy Jackson played bass in this band from 1985 to 1987
and again in 2020.
Who the fuck would know that?
I don't know.
Take a pot shot.
Wait a minute.
Ask this question again, man.
American Idol judge Randy Jackson played bass in this band from 1985 to 1987 and again in
2020.
I don't know.
I just went with the road of comedy on this one.
I think that's my best guess.
Tyler says grateful dad.
No.
But two thousand.
So he's got twenty seven hundred.
I like says it was a Jackson five.
He bet it all.
He's down to zero.
Tyler, twenty seven hundred.
The answer is, by the way, was Journey.
Journey?
He played Journey?
Yeah.
I was thinking when it was music, I was going to be like, oh, it's probably going to be
something me and Tyler are at least familiar with.
What the fuck was his name?
Randy Jackson.
Yo, yo, dog.
What up, dog?
Like I dig it.
I know who he is.
I don't know where he's fucking from.
I heard Jackson's like, fuck it, Jackson five.
Maybe they got back together in the twenty fucking tens for some reason.
Because I'm like, I'm like, I think the bad news is now they keep going for no reason.
No.
And their cases might have died.
So they might have needed somebody.
What a fucking day question.
What a fucking day ass question.
Fuck.
Tyler's twenty fifth.
Fucking Randy Jackson.
Part of your loss rally now.
Tyler, how are you?
You're not twenty five wins there, buddy.
You're not half.
That's a quarter of a century.
This one doesn't really.
What?
This one doesn't feel like a win because you don't have much of a challenge.
Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm saying it's like stealing candy from a baby.
Is it?
I'm saying is that what it is?
This is for me.
It doesn't feel like much of a fair win for me, I'd say, because Ali Mack got fucking
bonus points and I still won, rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
The guy who runs the show gave it to me.
I don't think this the guy who runs the show.
We're still playing under protest about the three colors, by the way.
So if I come back with some good evidence.
Secondary colors?
Yeah, we're going to have to pick the game up.
We're not going to have to pick the game up.
Yeah, we will.
I think he's going to have to get new questions.
The primary colors are yellow, red, and blue.
And then they mix together.
Purple, orange, and.
Purple, green, and what was the last one?
Yeah, and I and I disagree with that.
You disagree with that?
Yeah, I don't care about your feelings.
You sound like a Trump supporter.
And you say it about the election, Tyler.
All right.
Fuck.
All right.
We got time.
I don't care about your feelings, Ali Mack.
God, I'm fucking riled up right now.
I would be too.
Fuck you.
I just wanted to sit down here and eat my pizza thrown straight into jeopardy immediately.
All right.
Fuck Lincoln Park and fuck you in jeopardy, Ali Mack.
It's been the last hour.
OK.
But so I can talk about some other shit.
Like how the nuclear bombs are about to fly.
We didn't talk about Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is getting shut down.
Alex Jones is being forced to sell.
The billion dollar lawsuit didn't quite take him out.
He's being forced to sell Infowars and being forced to sell his fucking Twitter handle.
Like it's it's it's it's not about fucking like it's not about the kids from Sandy Hook anymore.
It's about fucking burying Alex Jones in a fucking hole so deep that he can't get out of anymore.
I think they're just putting all the blame of Sandy Hook on Alex Jones.
He didn't kill the kids.
Like what the like I don't get like I get that he said some mean things and some bad things happen.
But one billion.
No, it was fucking like three billion or some insane amount of fucking cash.
Like it was like I thought it was close to a trillion dollars.
No, it's not close to a trillion dollars.
There is no.
How much does Alex Jones owe?
One point five billion dollars.
That's insane, though.
That's a ridiculous amount of money.
No, no one just has one point five billion dollars laying around.
Like they're just like, yeah, who came up with that fucking amount of money to like do that with?
They're like, yeah, one point five billion dollars.
Yeah, he didn't fucking kill a kid.
He just said some shit and got fucking taking the fuck out like that's like unbelievable.
I don't understand how that's not freedom of speech, though.
It is freedom of speech, but fucking they he got fucked in the courts.
Freedom of speech is only it was because people were the family members were getting death threats, though.
It doesn't mean that he said, yeah, well, you can only make an exception to the freedom of speech when somebody's like,
you know, getting hurt by it, but like that's the whole fucking thing.
I'm going to get into some fucking crazy, crazy territory again here, but fucking the whole fucking things where people are saying words can be violence.
No, they fucking can't.
I'm not going to punch you in the face by saying punch like like you're fucking.
I called you a retard.
Oh boy, you're going to cry now that your words are violence.
It's like, yeah, because you're being a fucking retard.
You know, but I guess my defense to that would be like, what if I just started spreading rumors about like you cheating on your fiance or something?
And that cost you your fucking fiance over that.
And I was just lying the whole time.
I feel like I'd rather get punched in the face than hear that.
No, because that's that's that's libel or slander.
Would that be slander?
Yeah, but that's technically freedom of speech there.
No, because because slander and libel are not libel is said no.
Bible is written slander, so that would be slander.
But slander is actually a crime because you're actively lying about somebody.
But he didn't get charged with slander.
He got charged with some fucking weird like civil thing.
You got a criminal charge.
No, he got like a civil charge.
That's what I'm saying.
He got charged with some weird civil thing.
But like the whole thing is fucking weird because, you know, it's like I hate the whole fucking thing of being like words or violence.
It's like that whole like I just couldn't believe him trying to make a sales pitch on his fucking supple.
That shit was unreal.
The judge was like, are we fucking serious?
That was really funny.
But like like the whole fucking thing, like millennials have ruined America at this point with their fucking whole PC culture.
And you can actually see more Jen's.
I was going to say, was it millennials or boomers?
Because Casey played an episode to me and the whole time you were blowing up on the boomers, I fucking hate boomers, but I also hate millennials.
But like millennials, you're throwing your fucking grandparents under the bus.
Millennials aren't the ones who are doing that.
My grandparents actually weren't fucking like you, the only Gen X.
Gen Z is the one who's all PC and shit.
No, they're not like maybe fucking like retards.
But like the majority of Gen X is actually fucking in your book, though, aren't they all?
Yeah, but like Gen Z is actually considered the most conservative generation since the 1980s.
If you know, if you actually look at the statistics, the people who are who are registering to vote, at least the male population of Gen Z has registered Republican more than the 1980s.
That's an actual fact that you can look up the the the women are getting farther left and the men are sheep early.
The women are getting farther left and the men are getting farther right as they.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, there's a whole thing because, you know, these these kids who are becoming, you know, trying to be trad fucking dudes and shit.
They're they're like doing all this weird shit.
But they I get where they're coming from because like their whole fucking life, like social justice and all this shit has been like just shoved down their fucking throat.
Like, let me ask you, would you be would you be okay with being a stay at home dad?
Just have your wife bring in all the money depends on how fucking much money she's bringing in.
She brings in a lot of money.
She brings in a fucking two hundred thousand dollars a year.
That's not enough to fucking stay home.
Why not?
No, no, but you're raising your kids.
If if if if we're pulling in, it's okay if women do it.
If no, if we're pulling in fuck you money type shit like we're bringing in, we're bringing in like a million plus a year, two hundred thousand a year is like enough to be wealthy.
It is enough to be wealthy, but it's not.
It's not enough to be completely financially like stable for the rest of your entire life.
Well, that's why you invest.
Yeah, but fucking we're not.
We're not we're not saying that right now, but let's say let's say it's actually a fucking wage.
That's like fuck you.
I don't think I'd wanted.
I don't think I'd want to be a stay at home dad.
I don't know if I'm admitting that.
I just don't think and not for like the whole like, oh, like she's the moneymaker thing.
But for the reason of just like, I don't think I couldn't work.
I would go crazy.
I don't think that I would be good as a stay at home dad.
I'd want a homestead if I was me.
If I was me, if I know you just like if we had like a nice like farm like out in the fucking woods, I could get some chickens telling me you're going to start farming.
Diler, if I had like like that's me and me and Emily's like actual goal when we retire is to get like some land out in the fucking sticks and just have like a homestead.
Okay, you can focus on your professional rocket league career.
No, but like we want to like we genuinely like want to like build like a little homestead with some chickens, you know, some farm animals, you know, do like a little bit of like, you know, farming here and there like have stuff have like a nice like little cabin out in the woods and like, you know, some animals.
Just like that's like our goal because we just want to like, you know, you know, life's life's gets life's pretty stressful and like, you know, at the end you can just kind of do that and just do do what you got to do.
I mean, that's kind of what I do now.
I just don't read the news.
Like, like the whole thing is like, like we'd still have like internet like it. We're not like like going completely off the grid, but we're going to have like like just like a nice like little like little house in the woods away from most people. I think I would be way more paranoid if I did that. Really?
If I wasn't interacting with like the world as a whole and the only thing I could really base it off of was just interactions on social media. I would think the world. I'm not saying like we're never already.
We're not saying we're like never going back in the society. We're like it's like get some land in the mountains, build a fucking thing, you know, go out for like the supermarket and stuff. But like, you know, just be a fucking slumlord, bro.
That'll be how I write off into the sunset. Yeah, I mean, we just want to do that and, you know, be a good slumlord have our have our grandkids come along and like, you know, just, you know, do that. Just hang out, you know, tell them like stories of when we were younger.
Teach them about the Mohawk. Yeah, teach you, teach you.
Get half the log way.
I'll say, come on, gather around kids. Uncle Tyler's got a story for you. I put Tyler at that.
Papa Tyler's got a story.
But I was like, the second and you got some like, but like magical intersection. We actually wanted to buy by man.
We want to do that. Like, like sit out on the porch at like night and just I have a pipe and she'd have her like little knitting supplies and we just sit out there and, you know, do that.
And so that's what I actually want to do is just kind of get away from the cities, get away from, you know, just town just kind of be off on my own.
It sounds like what I do at night. I played the switch. CC reads a book.
Well, Tyler, that's not going to be a problem soon because there's going to be a giant nuclear war.
Cause you're going to be a fucking shadow in the bottom of a fucking basement.
They're literally going to be living in fallout. We're going to be. It's not going to be a problem. We are going to be off the grid.
And a much, but it's almost work. Yeah. You can just pretend like we're going to make it there though. Yeah. You can just pretend like those days are going to come.
You guys make me so fucking cynical. Dude, fucking Putin is sleeping with his fucking finger on the red button. I thought you were going to say you're sleeping with somebody.
Yeah, man. But the other thing I've been reading, I've been reading so many articles though, where it's just like internal sources and Russia are just like, he's never going to fucking do it. Yeah. Exactly.
He's exhausted his threats with it. And it's like, now we don't even believe them though.
It only takes one suicidal person to push the red button, but I don't think he's suicidal. I think he crafts his personality to make you think that he would. He's an ego maniac.
He's a fucking ego maniac. And he's just like, he's saying all this stuff to make himself sound tough. But I think when Trump says that shit, he's bluffing too. Yeah, he is fucking obviously.
But Trump, if it's anything, it's going to be a cyber attack. And I talked about this the last episode, but why would they destroy the planet? Okay. Okay.
I did not listen to the last episode at all. So I didn't. So what I was going to say was that you didn't hear my speech on the last episode. No, I just wanted to yell at you.
So I'll summarize it very quickly. I don't believe that there's going to be a nuclear conflict. I believe there's going to be a cyber warfare attack that's going to take down the power grid, because that's how you target one part of the world and wipe them the fuck out without destroying the rest of the planet.
If you actually fucking look at that. It's so easy to do. It's easy to do. The US has like three sites you got to hit. We're done. We're done. And look at what's been fucking happening recently.
The AT&T shit that went down. Remember that? That happened a few months ago. Then Verizon did the same fucking thing. You want to know what those two networks are? The only two in the US that provide first responders cell service. Yeah.
They got the first line program with Verizon and they got first net with AT&T. And then power grids have been kind of blinking off here and there, like just around. And like not for the normal like storm reasons.
They're just blinking out until they get fixed. I think they're test attacks. They're being like, OK, how much can we fucking do with this little thing here? I think so, too.
But but the other thing, though, that was going to say is that I think they're going to try to shut the power off because if they do that, we're all dead.
Ninety percent of us are dead in two weeks. Like, that's just going to happen. Oh, yeah. Two weeks, especially if you're living. How to fucking if you're living in a fucking city, especially two weeks. It's like we're we're all away.
That's what I said. The city is going to be you're done. Yeah, you're you don't have a shop. But like even in the even in the more rural parts of America, you're going to have problems because you're not going to be worried about the food you have on your shelf.
You're going to realize that you only have two weeks worth of food and you're going to do whatever you can to get some when this shit happens. And that's where everybody dies. There will be mass murder.
But what about weed? I don't think there's going to be too much of a problem, Casey. I think there's going to be maybe like a select few people on this planet. They're going to be smoking in that moment.
I bet I bet it I bet my bottom dollar you're going to be wonderful. I tell you, bro. You're going to be like, fuck, the world's ending. Shit, this is stressing me out, bro.
Fuck, it's even worse now. But Putin said, can I get a hit of that vape, please? Putin said that if they if Israel or if Ukraine launches their long range missiles, which they already have, which we gave them, they're trying to get permission.
They're trying to get permission from us to launch them. He said if they fucking launch them that we're going to be at war with Russia. Yeah. Yeah. Russia's a fucking rat in the corner.
Dude, they can't fucking deal with Ukraine. And that's the country next to them. But they already have the fucking missiles. They could at any point just
They don't have the fucking missiles. Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I have to fucking tell you? They do have the missiles. I bet a larger. They have the missiles, but they're from the fucking Cold War. And the fucking technology needs to be constantly updated. But they haven't been constantly fucking updating it since the nineteen fucking sixties through seventies and eighties. When the Berlin fucking wall fell, they stopped caring about their fucking nuclear armaments and nuclear armaments needed to be kept in pristine fucking condition.
I'm talking about Ukraine though. Hold up. Hold on Ukraine has new has fucking long range missiles that we provided them. Yes. Yes. Yes. But we were talking about nuclear war after that because they were going to say they're at war with us because Russia literally has a bomb. Do they drop it on Manhattan? It would break my windows here. Yes. Yes. That's our bomb. But we all fucking know about it. Fucking vaporize the entire. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. There's some truth to what Tyler's saying. They definitely still have a hand.
Full that would absolutely go off, make it over here, do exactly what they want them to. And they would fucking evaporate us. They absolutely do. But what is there to be gained in that? You don't have anything that shit since the Cold War? No, no, they haven't been. They haven't been. Well, they have been adequately. We have. Well, I think we've been doing it better. Yeah, we've been leaving. So why don't we just nuke the fuck out of Russia then? Because that's not because you're destroying the planet that causes a great deal of damage. That's what we're talking about. We're talking about the world.
A global fallout like literal, literally a fucking nuclear winter. You can't just. Yes, it does. Look at what happened in the years post the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The fucking world was fucking. No, those those actually those two actually. Those two actually. I thought the same. Those were completely fine. They were rebuilding those cities and they were happening within five years because it went up into the atmosphere and did that.
The next three years were colder than average. Yes. And did you feel did you get any radiation poisoning here? Casey, I'm just saying like how do I get radiation poisoning in the 19 fucking 40s? Chernobyl. We are still dealing with.
We are still dealing with.
Fukushima was in 2011.
We are still dealing with the effects of radiation from Chernobyl here today, even though it's contained like you're talking about this shit on a massive scale. Also, those were fucking hydrogen bombs for Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
That's because we're using right now are completely different.
They are completely different bombs. They are their own separate thing. We have never seen the likes these detonated. I mean, other than over bikini at all, which is the furthest place from fucking humans ever.
And they do it in an elevation where supposedly nothing really happens.
So you feel completely comfortable knowing that Russia is making threats to nuke every city.
Answer me. What do they stand to gain by launching those nukes? They will get evaporated in return. It's mutually assured discretion.
Of Russia don't want that to happen, but it only takes fucking.
But he's the leader of the country. He's still looking out for the country. He's not a maniac like fucking Hitler.
He is a maniac. He presents himself like he is because he wants people to be scared of him.
But like I said, there's interior staff in the Kremlin that are saying maybe like we're not doing that.
But yeah, exactly. And there's there's more chains of process. It's not like he just go and then it's fucking over because it's Casey.
It's not like even if the president hits the red button, then there has to be two people with three people with with keys in different locations that all have to turn it.
Every single one of them have to turn it. So if one guy is like, no, this is this will end the world.
If one time the world has been bought to the brink in Russia or the Soviet Union at the time, the guy, even though he was directed to launch missiles at America, he didn't do it because he had the button and he fucking didn't press it.
He's like, I'm not turning this key because that will end the world.
He disobeyed a direct order and then it came out that their computer was running a testing exercise.
We need more people like him because most people would just follow an order.
But I'm just saying, like you look at that on a grand scale now when it's three keys required, bro, somebody is going to back out and be like, we're not doing this.
Like I just I don't believe that nukes will ever fly on a grand scale like that.
It just like the reason why everyone in the planet is going to get cancer and why they have the fucking three the three key system is because of something like that.
You're assuring your own country's destruction one way or another, even if America doesn't fire nukes back.
If they wiped us off the face of the earth, everybody else in the world is going to be like, hey, the fuck was that?
Everybody's got cancer.
We're all fucking dying.
We're wiping you the fuck out motherfuckers.
Like, it's not like it's like they're just going to get away with launching nukes.
Like the long like if you really think about it from a logical perspective with anybody in that office is going to have at least to a certain extent, even I think fucking like Hitler probably would.
You're not going to go launching nukes.
No, I think Ukraine is going to attack Moscow.
Actually, Hitler might not launch nukes if he had him.
I mean, if he was high, he always was high all the time.
So once Putin gets fucking hit in Moscow, he's going to be like, yeah, let's fucking new Ukraine.
No, we're going to stop them before they get to know because once again, what does he have preventing him from fucking nuking?
You know, the thing is, you're not going to fucking do anything about it.
The reason why we're having problems in Ukraine right now is because they're not fighting a defensive war anymore.
They're actively going into Russia and that's why we're having talks.
They should be. No, they're not.
No, they should be.
No, I don't think they should be.
I don't think we should be invading Russia.
Just let them do their own thing.
If if if if it comes to the point, because this right now would be the best time to do fucking peace talks between the two of them, because then you get.
I think they're close to peace.
Yeah, because a lot of people do Ukraine and Russia.
OK, Russia will be like, give us back the places that you took over, which they took over like a little bit of land in Russia and be like, if you do that, we'll back off you.
You back off us just kind of like step aside from each other.
It's going to go back to how it was before.
But then Ukraine, like Russia could just come in and take over, fucking invade Ukraine any second like they did before.
They're not going to like stand.
But they'll be licking their fucking.
They tried. Yeah, they just tried and it didn't work.
They fucking lost like fucking how many tanks and how many fucking people and they're not just going to let Russia go back to how it was before.
Yes, they are. They have to.
What's the other option?
Just keep fighting forever because no, no, no, no.
Like until one side takes over Ukraine is Ukraine has no interest in taking over all of Russia.
I just don't believe that.
That's ridiculous.
What Ukraine wants is to get the fucking the the the the the I forget what it's called.
There's like a little like gulf in that area, which actively belong to Ukraine for the Caribbean.
Pull it. I think so.
But like it actively belonged to Ukraine forever.
And then Russia just took that over first.
And then Russia came into Ukraine and started attacking.
But that's what I think, because you like Ukraine, Ukraine has no drive to fucking overthrow Russia.
I just don't want that.
But the thing is, I think they're in like, oh, they definitely want to know they're in a they're in a fucking berserk.
They're attacking Russia.
I don't think I think it's like it's like a battle rage type thing because like they're like, OK, we've pushed them out of our country.
Let's keep fucking fighting.
It's not like you can just be like, all right, all right, you're back there now.
So so stay.
But I think Russia is going to keep fighting.
You know, what else are they going to do?
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
So it's when is Russia going to fucking be like, all right, we're done?
No, because they're not agreeing to the terms of surrender.
If Russia eventually they will.
It's going to get to the point where they have to agree to the terms of surrender.
Yeah, when they fucking invade Moscow, they're not going to invade.
That's the thing, Casey.
I think because Putin's realizing that he's losing this war, he's not as stupid as people make him out to be.
He's really why isn't he surrendering?
Because he fucking still thinks he can get some gain out of this out of the peace talks because he still has chips that in his fucking hand,
the chips in his hand are the fucking nukes that he's threatening the world with with a fucking with his tiny little fucking micro penis.
He's like, I have nuclear bombs.
And everybody's like, listen, just get this like we'll put a lease on Ukraine.
We'll get them back into their fucking area.
Well, we'll fucking we'll pull Ukraine back.
Give them back this fucking area.
They'll give you back this area and we'll be fucking done.
Yeah. Ukraine's not going to stop advancing until they get a surrender from Russia.
That's the thing, because that's that's what I'm trying to fucking tell you, Casey.
Fucking Ukraine is in a fucking battle rage right now where they're trying to just keep fucking going.
But Ukraine, we supported Ukraine to kick the Russians out of their country.
We're not supporting Ukraine to invade Russia.
Well, they should keep going until Russia surrenders.
They can't. Russia is never going to surrender.
Like, like, like formally, like surrender without having like peace talk and Russia is not going to stop.
Like Russia is not going to like do that unless they're given back their area where Ukraine currently holds.
Ukraine already has back what they wanted.
Ukraine already has back the area that the Russians took over, but they're continuing to go into Russia.
But I think them going into Russia currently is so that they have a fucking place at the table for peace talks.
Because Russia will be like, we want this back.
And it's just like, OK, we'll give you this back if you fucking stop doing this and give us this part back.
So, yeah, so I think Ukraine should say we're going to fucking join NATO and, you know, we'll get the fuck out of Russia.
But you're not going to invade us and we're going to be part of NATO now.
And that's going to be the Russian surrender.
That's pretty much what it's going to be.
But they're not they're not agreeing to that.
Fucking Putin's not agreeing to that.
Because because you have to promise not to be in NATO.
Because we have a fucking weak leader currently.
We have nothing to do with our I'm talking about Putin.
No, I'm saying NATO has a weak leader because Joe Biden is technically the leader of fucking NATO right now.
What a world we live in.
Joe Biden, I mean, is the is the U.S.
president really the leader of NATO?
Yeah, he is the leader of NATO.
What is the U.S.
United States?
I don't know if that's true.
It is. Look it up.
The president of the United States is the leader of NATO just because we fucking founded it and we're America.
That's why Donald Trump was saying, hey, we're going to leave NATO unless you pay us, because he can because he's the leader.
Yeah, which was fucking stupid of him to leave NATO because we don't have any fucking.
Jens Stoltenberg is the secretary general of NATO.
He's the one in charge.
Fucking Trump was not Joe Biden.
Trump was Trump was threatening to leave NATO because do you know the reason why?
Do you tell me the reason?
Enlighten me.
Well, I mean, I don't know the reason why.
Answer my question, Casey.
Do you know the real reason why Donald Trump was trying to leave or threatening to leave?
I don't know the reason behind half the fucking stuff Trump says.
So so you can shut up now and let me talk.
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So back on what I'm fucking talking about, because Casey's trying to change the subject
because he knows I'm going to fucking hate him.
Oh, no, go ahead.
I I I don't know what what's going on behind Trump's fucking crazy mind.
No, the reason why Trump was threatening to leave NATO is because for the last 22 years,
NATO so to be in NATO, basically you pay a certain amount of dues
to the United States to protect you because we fucking protect the entire world.
That's in NATO.
And the countries around the fucking world have not been paying their dues to NATO.
That's like an actual fact that you can look up.
The countries that were in NATO were not paying their dues to NATO,
specifically the United States, to fucking have them as the world police.
So Trump's a world police.
No, it's a combination of every state.
It is a combination.
But if you look at fucking NATO, everybody for the last 22 years,
every other country that's in NATO's fucking military has been trickling down
and has been going downhill.
They've been demilitarizing more and more where America has been staying,
where we're at, because they the whole thing with NATO is the rest of the countries
in NATO are like, hey, America is fucking military might is up here.
So since we're in NATO, we don't have to keep up with that.
We're going to keep our military at a recent thing,
but we're going to keep taking funding from our military and put it into other.
So that's their problem.
But this is this is the reason why Trump was threatening to do this.
So America has been the big dog in NATO and they're paying dues to us,
but they're taking all their money out of their military and putting it back
into like their country with like health care and all that shit,
which I don't think is a bad thing.
But when you're taking money that's supposed to be going into NATO
and putting it back into your country instead of being in this
collo-collagration between these countries that you're like, hey,
we're all agreeing to go to war.
And America also has been telling these countries in NATO
to keep your fucking military up just in case something like
fucking what's going on right now is going on.
Like one of the fucking acts of evil comes back out and fucking is trying
to fucking take over shit.
The reason why we keep fucking NATO the way it is, is because all these
countries in NATO just look at America and they're like America will protect us
so we don't need a military ourself.
They still have one, but it's not nearly as well funded, not nearly
as well staffed as our military, not nearly as well equipped as our military
because they have America to protect them.
So because America is protecting them, they weren't fucking paying their dues
to NATO. The reason why Donald Trump was threatening to pull out is because he's
like, listen, you guys haven't been paying your dues for 22 fucking years.
So you either pay your dues to NATO in America or we're going to pull out
and you guys are going to be fucking shit out of luck.
So yeah, Casey.
Do you think the United States would have a chance against China and Russia without
cooperation from other NATO countries?
We might actually.
I mean, there's a lot of variables in what you just asked.
Well, they're not going to have a shot by them fucking so.
Like, how are they coming at us?
Who shot first?
To be asked here. Yeah.
Let's say Russia shot first.
We're going to fucking see Russia.
Yeah, they're done.
We're going to do that without the help of every country in Europe.
Listen, no matter what, if it gets to the point where America is fighting
in a European conflict, the rest of the countries are already involved.
Yeah, I mean, there's just no realistic
scenario where it's like China versus US, nobody else.
Like, I just I don't know.
China's like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
The Putin, because they're like, why are you escalating?
Because literally, Russia was China's biggest ally in superpower.
And they're just going in the toilet.
They're just fucking circling the fucking first China was really I in Taiwan.
And they're like, fuck, we want you.
And they're like, oh, shit, you know, Russia just tried that shit.
It is not fucking working.
They're not going to.
But like, the thing is, the thing is,
China's realizing that Russia is not that big of an asset that they thought they
were. I think that everybody's just kind of realizing that maybe we should just
chill out a little bit.
And I think that unfortunately, they're in that weird stage of the war where it's
like, oh, fuck, we invaded them and now we're losing.
But fuck, now they're coming in here.
Oh, we got to do something about this.
They're just scripting women and elderly
men now, which is fucking like when you're
conscripting them that you're in the losing stages of your war.
Oh, he's fucked.
He should just give up and say, like, you know, Ukraine can be a NATO.
I still just can't believe, like watching
just how well documented this war is on YouTube.
I bet you can just you can just watch
hours and hours of GoPro footage of just people fighting sports like a sports game
or something. It's fucking crazy.
The guy I watch, he's fucking American,
an American in the Ukraine war.
Yeah. And he's there with a couple of American buddies and all the guys he
fights with are fucking Ukraine and they just they only speak Russian.
Like they just barely they have like one guy who acts as like a pseudo translator.
Well, you just see how loosely everything's put together.
They happen to car and the driver is just like a civilian driver and he hands back.
He hands back a bunch of monster cans and a fucking handle of vodka.
Yeah. And they both like decline in the back.
But then the guy in the front who is a Ukrainian who can't speak English,
you're going to be that driver soon.
That's just coming to America, by the way.
That's going to be so many drone strikes like, I don't know, the one in the one
in the one part of the video, the guys like time in the strike, like he's just
like jump around like one, two, three.
Like they know when they're hitting the ground, it's fucking China and Russia are
literally going into the seas around Alaska and doing military drills now
around Alaska just to fuck with us.
They're not going to do anything, though.
Like, what are they going to do?
What does Russia want from us?
What the fuck are they going to do to us?
China's like realistically, what's their game plan?
They got nukes.
That is the only thing they have.
And they're not going to use it.
And also, are they going to actually look at what's going on in China
besides from their state media saying shit like the people who are inside China,
like China's fucking falling apart right now.
Like they're there.
I don't know anything about it has been some code like China, like since Covid
happened to China, China's been fucking falling the fuck apart.
They can't even feed their own residents.
Yeah, they can't feed their residents because that's the whole thing.
They're overpopulated.
They're underfed.
What the fuck was that?
One fell over a can, but like they're overpopulated.
They're underfed.
The disease spreads rapidly because they're so fucking close together,
like a whole bunch of shit's happening.
And like China is fucking and like the people in China are getting fucking
furious with their government.
I really think that another revolution will be happening in China within our
lifetime because the Chinese government is saying how great China is and how all
this stuff's going on.
Meanwhile, their people are literally starving and like going fucking ape shit.
Yeah, you saw those videos.
Remember we talked about on the podcast where like they were in Wuhan and their
people shouting out the windows for food, like big food and the fucking military
wouldn't let them go outside because of Covid.
Yeah. And like there's the Chinese people are starting to realize that they outnumber
the military and the government.
So they're like, oh, because people like only if only they had the right to bear
arms. Yeah, just saying.
But I mean, like, look, I'm pretty sure they do.
They don't. They try.
No. Yeah, they can.
No, no, they can't have weapons.
But if you look at China's like revolution things that they've done, they just they
just fucking throw a bunch of people out of fucking wall until it falls like they
will use like fucking sharpened broomsticks and fucking shit like that.
And they'll just fucking keep charging because they have so fucking many people.
Yeah, they're going to eat shit.
Very interested on that.
Can you know civilians in China are
generally not allowed to own guns, with some exceptions?
Law enforcement, military, security
personnel, government approved sports shooters, government, government approved
hunters, shooting competition, stadiums, herdsmen and workers working with wildlife.
So it's not they don't have like a second.
Yeah.
But I like if you look at it and America
fucking gets our fucking head on straight for fucking 10 years,
our enemies are fucking falling like fucking flies.
Yeah.
Like if America just fucking figures out what the fuck we're supposed to do,
like we can fucking get back to like 1980s Reagan era America, like
global superpower, like fuck with us.
You get our dick type shit.
Yeah. Like we just scary world we live in right now.
Like our enemies are falling like fucking flies and we're not fucking capitalizing
on that because we're too busy fucking fighting over fucking transgender bathrooms.
It's like, guys, you do realize that we can fucking get back to the level.
Then we can get back to the six or three.
That's a three. Gotcha.
Beautiful. Like we can we can get back to the level that we fucking were.
Yeah. Like literally not the Trump saying,
but like the actually make America great like it was before.
Yeah. Like we are on the cusp of that, but we're too busy shooting ourselves in the cock.
Gotta love it.
When was America great?
The 19 fucking eighties.
The fifties fucking the 1980s fucking America was fucking the top dogs on fucking campus.
Fuck the eighties. Everything was fucking brown.
Fuck the eighties.
Everything was fucking great.
Everything was brown.
That's when the boomers were like the primary voting class.
Tyler, you could get something you feel.
You could get a fucking house for less than fucking one hundred thousand dollars.
It was actually economically.
Yeah, pretty great.
Yeah. And economically was the best time in American fucking history.
We had fucking a stock market was through the fucking roof.
We had the we had the walls.
We had the wolf of fucking Wall Street.
Yeah, we had all the
other Wolf of Wall Street was the eighties.
That was the nineties and two thousand.
That was the eighties in the nineties.
Yes, it was. Look it up.
Oh, yeah.
Time to look up another fact.
When did the wolf of Wall Street happen?
It was the eighties and nineties.
And then he went to jail for a decent amount of time.
The two thousand, I think.
He did.
He went to jail for a while.
Oh, 1987.
Now he started in 87.
So 87, 90s and then fucking 2000s.
He got arrested.
What a world.
What world?
All right.
Nineteen ninety eight, they were arrested.
Oh, wow. Look at that.
So I was fucking right again.
I don't know. 87, though.
87 and 97.
That's 10 years, 90s.
The bulk of that's in the nineties.
Hey, suck my cock.
You said 70s and 80s.
No, I said 80s and 90s.
You can you can you can reel back the tape on that one.
Wow.
I believe one. I just don't know which one one of you is right.
I'm going to call Alex Jones.
What's that? What's that video called Alex Jones that you always fucking watch?
I'll send it to the group chat again.
Alex Jones calms people.
It's one of my favorite videos.
Oh, Alex Jones calms all your fears.
Yeah.
We're being murdered.
You're dead already.
Within two weeks, there will be major cities quarantined.
Giant.
Biological warfare drill.
We're being murdered.
Most of you are going to be dead soon.
They're going to kill you and your family.
And most of us are already dead.
This was four years ago.
We'll all be getting cancer soon. We'll all be sterile soon.
It's over.
You're dead already.
You don't like giving your little boys transgender drugs.
How about we just kill you, everybody?
We try to just let you die quietly.
But since you didn't, you've chosen the path of pain.
But the people doing this that serve the fallen one.
The fallen one.
Satan.
He's very real.
And once he destroys you and your family forever.
Fuck me.
I felt sorry for the people attacking me.
I mean, I'm like an insane killer ape.
I'm like an insane killer ape.
Like an insane killer ape.
You're going to burn it down.
I'm a saint.
You kill me, I kill you.
Because Judgment Day is here.
I need sleepy time right now.
Can we get like a sound clip of I need sleepy time right now?
Because I would love to get that sound clip and have that on our board of things.
I can do that.
We got to get a couple of Alex Jones sound clips.
So we can make a sound board with some of your clips.
That Jones and that little sound bite was pretty much what the last episode sounded
like for the most part, that was just don't let them science silence you fucking
get out there and vote on November 5th and tune into our election special.
And what do you recommend to the voters that they vote for Casey?
Not Donald Trump.
So other than that, I really don't care.
But all right.
So I'm working on Election Day, but we can do a November 6th.
Don't they have to let you go, though?
Like I work at night.
So but I do not work on Wednesday.
So I can do we can we can do a second time to get out of work.
I guess I'm going to do a fucking we're going to do a fucking live election
coverage of who wins that night, whoever can make it.
Oh, shit. What day of the week is it?
Tuesday.
I should be able to.
Yeah, I'll call in.
Yeah, you should call it.
Get out there and fucking vote.
Don't let fucking that is if we fucking make it to Election Day.
That is the stipulation.
God damn it. Why am I filled with a bunch of fucking do-mers?
Do you?
Why?
The one that you you fucking three turned me into one.
I was a hopeful motherfucker when we started this podcast.
I was in my own little sad boy world.
And then I got really happy for a while.
And now I'm doom and gloom again.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you, Casey.
One day ago,
they would put an issue of new nuclear warning to the West over Ukraine one day.
What did he say now?
I'm not going to need that.
We're going to use them.
He says that Russia could use nuclear missiles.
Updated destructive long range proposals that aggression.
But you want to know what?
What does that mean?
But seriously, pause that for a second.
Pause that for a second.
What does that mean?
He's a new captain.
That's who I'm fucking.
That's whose jersey I'm wearing, bro.
I never thought of.
Oh, my God.
They're saying they're saying that any attack on Moscow would they would consider
assault, but basically by Western power.
Yeah, but Casey again, listen to what he's saying.
We can use.
I don't speak Russian, so he's going to launch a dive over the ocean and it's
going to be like, oh, it's going to be a big show of power.
He's not saying we're going to nuke you if you do that.
He's saying we're going to use nuclear weapons.
If he meant a serious fucking threat, he would tell us exactly what he was going
to do with those missiles. He's being a fucking pussy.
I think he would.
I think he if he wanted to nuke the US, he wouldn't tell us about it first.
I know that we would just nuke him.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, because every time he says he's going to use nukes,
he's his lie, his nuclear lines have been crossed several times already.
This is the one news article.
Yeah, this is the new fucking article.
This is the articles I have read.
And it's just he he said a million times, we're going to use nukes.
If this happens, we're going to use nukes.
This happens. It's happened like four times already.
And he still hasn't done shit.
All he has to do is fucking hide everybody that is in major populated
cities and get them out of the cities before we nuke them.
And then they'll have.
Oh, yeah.
We'll never know that that's happening.
I mean, why would we, though?
All we fucking look out a window in the ISS.
All all he needs to go is go to the
like they can just shadow most of the city like even if we have phones, Casey,
even if half his fucking move it somewhere else.
Yeah.
Even if half his fucking population gets killed, he still has enough fucking
soldiers and he still has fucking nuclear weapons.
Oh, you think they're going to be rooting for him then?
Yeah.
No. Like Casey, I'm saying you need to think about the long term ramifications
by the country using nukes.
If we use nukes on Russia, there would be a million people,
millions of people in America that would be furious that we did that.
It's not like you're just going to have this big backing and it's like one team
versus the other.
We would do those internal conflicts there as it is.
We would the Russian people don't want him to use nukes.
Why would Vladimir like what would he get out of doing them?
Saying like, oh, we were going to lose anyway.
So I guess we'll go down with the rest of the world.
That's what he wants everyone to believe.
But that's a retarded philosophy.
It doesn't matter what they think, though.
It doesn't matter what they think because half of them will be dead.
Casey, no, they won't be because they're not going to fucking use nukes.
Yes.
If nukes go off on this planet, I'm not a doomer anymore.
If nukes go off on this planet, it's going to be like that shit that happened
in the 80s where it almost happened by accident.
But it did like some fucking lapse in judgment.
It's like a fucking plane crash, like some fucking part blew out.
Oh, my God. Draining exercise.
Why don't you everything for real?
Well, it doesn't take fucking, you know, 50 million people to launch Nuke.
It takes three people.
Yeah. But why would they?
What is the benefit?
What do they get out of nuking a country other than their entire country annihilated?
They don't get anything.
They say I'm going to hide first and then that way I'll be alive.
The nukes fly and I'll be the new fucking ruler of the world.
And now I'm standing in a fucking nuclear
wasteland in a bunker that I have to live for the rest of my life.
That's not a good outcome, Casey.
They're not going to fucking do that.
Nobody's going to launch a nuke.
Like, you really got to think about the ramifications of what happens after.
There's no way that nukes get launched.
Nuclear deterrence is a fucking genuine beast.
If we all have nukes, they're not going to get used.
But it's always going to be like, oh, but we could.
Now,
I think you're not saying it's impossible.
I'm just saying that the chances of it happening are so ridiculously unlikely.
Like, yes, in theory, we can turn some fucking keys and launch some missiles.
But even if you're going down,
why are you going to take everyone else down with you?
I don't know, dude.
It only takes one person to fucking shoot up.
But the rest of the entire country, but the rest of your entire country,
all the people that you led are going to get annihilated.
But it's not.
But they don't care. He doesn't care about that.
Casey, then he's going to spend the rest of his days in a fucking bunker eating
fucking Cheerios and Chef Boyardee.
I'm just saying I back some men would just want to watch the world burn.
I don't think so.
I think I think that maybe Hitler would have.
But he's not he's not Putin.
Putin's got his head screwed on a little bit.
Taylor had a new key.
Would he would use them?
I think he would.
I think he wouldn't have gone down with this ship.
I think he probably would have launched nukes.
Remember, I'm backtracking what I said.
If Hitler was in his bunker about to be fucking captured by the Russians, he
wouldn't launch a fucking nuke.
I mean, I think he would.
I don't think Putin would put in in that exact same scenario.
I don't see that happening, but I also don't see them putting a bullet in Vlad's
head, the words the war is going to end before that.
Yeah, but you think if fucking Ukraine
comes into Moscow and starts fucking the whole I guess the whole reason fucking
Adolf was going to get whacked was because he wasn't giving up.
He was never giving up.
And that's why he got fucking whacked.
But Putin would execute it anyway.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
His team lost.
Like, sure, if you have the button there.
But he was fucking out of his mind on drugs for the entire war.
But he already had that mindset of like, I'm never going to give up.
I could 100 percent see Putin within the next year being like,
they're going to come to some sort of armistice.
Like, there's no way it just keeps going on forever.
It could last another couple of years.
But I just don't see it.
It's not going to get any like tensions are high right now.
But you know what happens if Putin just gives up like that is that they vote him
out of office and he's not popular anymore because he fucking started that selfish.
Though I don't believe that he's that selfish.
He's not going to risk world annihilation just for his own ego.
I don't think he's that much of an egomaniac.
I don't think Trump would do the same thing.
I think if Trump was in Vlad's shoes, I don't think he launched nukes either.
He's going to talk a huge game about it, though, because that's all you have.
That's the only card you have to pull.
That's real.
That's realistically the only thing Putin can do right now is pull that nuclear
card, but he gets nothing positive out of firing that nuke.
But how many how many people who just like go just want to take as many people out
as they can with them?
I don't think he's one of them.
No, I think that if it was a different person, if it was Hitler, then yeah.
But I don't think he's on a warpath of let's see how much loss of life I can conduct.
It's going to say, fuck.
All right. This thing was stupid.
It's going to swallow his pride.
Is he going to get fucking kicked out of office?
Because at the end of the day, he's leading a country and he
at least to a certain extent does care about the people of Russia.
I don't think that he only is concerned about himself.
I don't know. Power corrupts a lot of people.
It corrupts, but I don't think it's corrupted him that much.
I just again, I've asked this 15 times.
What positive comes out of it?
Well, you knew country and you get fucking nuked in return.
Nobody wins.
And the entire world burns.
Literally the entire world burns.
Right. But he gets to say, like, I was the first person who, like,
initiated a nuclear and nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Yeah.
But it doesn't matter to him because he'll be like,
it won't matter to him.
But it won't matter to him because there's nobody to even judge him but himself.
But if I'm going down anyway.
Casey's too far-recarded.
He has the worst fucking opinions on literally every topic.
I don't understand how he actually lives this long because every single choice
that he makes is fucking wrong.
All right. This was just a revelation I came to, though,
because if you asked me a week ago, I would have been like, oh, I'm really
worried they're going to use them. But like, then I was like, I was worried about it.
So I thought about it a lot.
And I'm like, it just makes no sense.
There's just not a winner.
There's not a winner.
And he knows Trump knows that Putin knows that she knows that everybody's on the
same page with that.
You underestimate the power of a man with nothing to lose.
I don't think he has nothing to lose.
I think he has everything to lose, including the entire fucking country.
He leads Casey.
What if he's fucking?
It's not that he has nothing to lose.
It's a lie.
He is a war with Ukraine to lose.
That's realistically what he has to lose.
Wars have been lost before.
It happens.
Things are flying at any second.
Get the cut. If you're listening to this, get the cover.
Duck and cover. Duck and cover.
You'll be as you can get about two years worth of spaghetti, O's
and get in a basement as far underground as humanly possible.
Your grocery stores are going to be overrun.
It's not even there's no sense in doing that.
Go to your neighbor's house.
Who's going by the way?
Probably still has food in his house.
Grab the food before he gets back from the grocery store.
He's probably going to eat my neighbors.
You think I was like sizing up my neighbors going?
Yep, I'm going to pull them up by chain and eat them.
By the way, that's actually a good tactic.
When when cyber warfare hits, I'm going to wait until my neighbors leave
to get groceries because they're going to panic.
And I'm just going to go over to their house and steal all their shit.
They're going to die at the grocery store anyways.
They're going to get whacked there. Right.
What's the point? Like I might as well just take it.
They're already dead. They're being murdered.
They're being when we fucking what the fuck when we get blown up.
I definitely look at that.
Look at that, though.
That's that's what I'm talking about there.
You know, that part's great.
The rest of it. Why?
I would.
But that's my tactic.
Steve from Minecraft.
That might that might be my tactic, though.
Watch out, guys.
When the power comes out, Ali Mags breaking your window and he's stealing your food.
When we get fucked by Russia and we have to live in underground fucking shelters,
you guys are welcome to eat my spaghetti.
Casey, let me tell you what
what what underground shelter are you going to this one?
Oh, you got a lot of food down here.
You're going to look like Tyler drinking bleach down here like so there's
I got enough rice for about two weeks.
I'm going to just ration off my remaining course lights.
I do.
I got one sip a day.
They like you're fucking floating around in a raft in World War Two.
You can actually get some decent nutrition out of beer.
It's got some carbohydrates.
Unfortunately, it's got a bunch of carbohydrates.
You just take one look at my fucking gut and it'll tell you that.
Jesus Christ.
It's not all beer.
Most of it.
What about a I?
Elon Musk, but a woman that is horrific.
No, absolutely not.
That just looks like that one bitch.
That looks like that bitch that Chris Pratt's with Aubrey Plaza.
Oh, she's fucking hot.
The one looks like Aubrey Plaza.
The rest look like Elon Musk is a chicken.
Elon Musk is a woman.
You want to send me that?
I'll make the picture for the episode.
Which one?
Probably that one that you just on the first one or that one.
This one, this one, this one or that one.
Oh, my God.
That one. That one.
Oh, this is a AI rendition of Elon Musk on a woman's body.
It looks like a milf dressed in lingerie.
Would you do that?
No.
Watch this be how the fucking podcast ends.
Spotify just picks up the fact that we used an illicit image and it just strikes
us and takes the podcast down one episode.
It would give us a warning.
What if someday they have like, I don't know, I could just getting copyright strike
for so much. We've used so much music on this podcast.
If we actually took off, we had to go in and edit every episode.
We can't claim any money from this.
There's no way we could claim it afterwards.
Well, we would have to go back and remove all the songs.
And that would be ours.
We watched the entire debate broadcasted by NBC.
We probably have to delete a couple of episodes.
Yeah, there would be a couple of episodes.
The debate is the debate is public domain.
Is it?
Plus, we are sure it's not like we are
sure ABC or because we weren't live streaming ourselves.
We.
Posted it after it was over.
Why can't these fucks have another debate?
I want another debate.
They're going to have the Trump now, so they're not going to go to right because
he got fucking his asshole so bad.
Tyler, let's hear about I forgot to ask you about this.
Do you think they're actually fucking either a pet?
They're eating the dogs and the cats.
You actually believe there's been fucking evidence that they have
who there's fucking video of them fucking cooking a cat and eating it.
Oh, fucking immigrants, dude.
What kind of the fucking Haitian immigrants, dude, there's a video.
Well, I read something about the Haitian immigrants like killing a duck or some shit.
And they're eating them.
But yeah, but he said cats and dogs, though.
I don't know.
I just feel like that's an insane claim to make.
I just don't think that these people that are doing that.
There's zero evidence that claims that he made were true.
And Casey Casey dropped a bombshell on me, too.
He said that Kamala said that they were
killing already born babies. Yes, Trump said no.
Trump said that he would that fucking Kamala supported eighth, ninth and post
birth abortions.
That's ridiculous.
She does. No, I don't think she does.
I just don't think that that's something she believes.
All right. Let me look this up because I feel like that's just not true.
I don't think anybody's.
All right.
I think we need that on this episode.
Yeah, it's Kamala support third trimester abortions.
That would be a big negative there, chief.
Oh, my God.
They just want me to click on it.
Yeah, you're probably just going to get a bunch of fucking skewed articles.
I want to hear it. I got NBC Time magazine.
Cal matters, Washington Post, NPR, New York Times.
Now you have the Susan B.
Anthony pro life America.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's fucking all right.
If you like this episode, email us until Pocky 73 at Gmail.
We checked the email.
We fucking didn't get an email.
I'll check and check it right now.
So out of how many of our guys are actually bots,
18 percent, and how many do we have?
How many viewers?
Well, we have almost five thousand plays without the bots.
That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
It's kind of scary.
I don't care.
I think it's good.
Is that five thousand different people or just five thousand like just in general?
Five thousand downloads, downloads.
So it doesn't count streams.
I think that's what it means.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
How can I be a better Christian?
Six ways you can be more like Jesus Christ.
How do we become more?
Yeah, how do we become better Christians?
By becoming more like Jesus Christ,
working on these attributes will help you follow in his footsteps.
We're here to help becoming a better person.
Doesn't happen all at once.
It takes daily effort and some days will go better than others.
All right. I feel like I have an idea because you were receiving some fucking
campaign shit about Kamala Harris and now we got this shit.
I feel like Dan might be pulling some strings.
No, Dan said he signed us up for these emails.
He did. Oh, my God.
But yeah, this is the message that I got.
Hey, it's Maria with Field Team Six.
We're excited to support Kamala Harris for president.
We helped you register to vote and in this historic moment,
we need all hands on deck to beat Trump.
Our friends at Turn Out the Vote are recruiting paid voting ambassadors to get
out and vote in their community. Apply here at TurnOutMichigan.com.
I'm not fucking from Michigan and I've been a registered Republican for the last
nine years. You to vote for Kamala.
Is that what I'm getting out of this? Yes.
No. What? What?
They said paid voting ambassadors to go out there and this historic moment.
We need all hands on deck to beat Trump.
Our friends at Turn Out the Vote are recruiting paid voting ambassadors to get
out there and vote in their community.
No, you can't pay somebody to vote.
That's illegal.
I got a fucking message right here.
It's crazy.
I don't think it's crazy.
The length Kamala goes to.
Yeah.
All right.
Like, why the fuck? Like, I'm in New York State with a New York State fucking area
code. Why from Michigan are you fucking calling me?
I don't know. I sometimes get those emails from like
the fucking Democrats all the time.
Well, you're a fucking registered Democrat.
I'm a fucking registered Republican.
Actually, I get emails from Trump, too.
Like I should be.
I get emails from both of them.
Like, if anything, I should be getting a fucking like like Republican Trump fucking thing.
All right.
All right. Like us on X on Facebook and as always, be kind to yourselves.
Each other.
Fuck off.
You know,
for all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah.
I see some little dubby stack.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as...
Somewhere in China,
in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Anthropoclesautron, they have dread, they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
They do.
I do not negotiate with them.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
But nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you,
that you are going to be able to raise, and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that they can fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood guts, no circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology,
it's absolutely vital.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay, I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
The fucking word person out there.
Trump, right?
Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says.
Everybody.
Everybody says, Elon Musk is so evil.
He made the place for all of us.
The actual government.
This is Ryan.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are fucking all of us.
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
We should fucking Works.