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I wanted to send a missile to the US and other western countries.
Why are we supporting Ukraine on the offensive now?
This is insane.
Because we don't want Russia to win.
I know we don't want Russia to win, but I'm all for defending Ukraine.
They're not going to stop fighting until somebody invades the other country.
I think if Ukraine just locks it down long enough, you get a demilitarized zone in between the two.
After hundreds of thousands of more people lose their lives.
And you get a North and South Korea kind of deal out of it.
But I don't think Ukraine should be invading Russia.
That defeats the purpose of defending your country.
You're now just attacking another country.
Russia invaded Ukraine in the first place.
I know, but it's not a who started it kind of thing.
You were content until they invaded you.
Why are you trying to take them over now?
Because they're trying to get rid of Vladimir Putin.
They're trying to basically take Moscow.
That might be the only way that they win the war.
We're so fucked.
We're going to be lucky if we make it to the time of publishing this episode.
The bombs are probably in the air right now.
So Britain wants to send Ukraine some long-range missiles?
So I did hear this and then Russia is saying that they wouldn't mind returning fire on Britain if they did that, right?
Well, they said if any of the Western states give them long-range missiles or support Ukraine with the long-range missiles,
a state of war will exist between Russia and those states.
Oh my God.
This is so bad.
Oh my God.
You see, this is why I fucking keep my head under a rock.
I don't want to know this shit.
I read a story the other day.
The Biden administration wants to send long-range missiles to Ukraine.
I don't support that.
I just I don't understand why Ukraine's going on the offensive.
What is that tiny little speck of a country going to overthrow Russia?
No.
Ukraine actually has like what, two something million troops.
They actually have a good-sized military.
Yeah, but I mean, fucking Russia still got to have them trumped by a lot.
Like at the end of the day, Russia could just throw everybody at them.
And I feel like a ton of people would die primarily on the Russian side.
I feel like the Russians would still win that just by sheer manpower alone.
It would be like fucking World War II.
Literally just who can throw enough guys into the fire?
So I guess they need some kind of permission.
They're that convinced that they should give Ukraine the authority to launch longer missiles into Russia.
Yeah, they fucking shouldn't.
But Biden wants to.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I'd love to hear.
I could hear Tyler.
That would that would have been where he jumped in screaming.
This is.
Oh, yeah.
This is the this is the closest we've been to nuclear war since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Also, there's a terrorist attack that was supposed to happen on October 7th in New York City that got foiled by the FBI.
Another person was like planning to blow up like a Jewish synagogue mosque.
And I know they were they were trying to synagogue.
They're trying to bomb fucking New York City because it has the largest Jewish population in America.
Jesus, like these, I don't know, immigrants.
I need to move to like fucking Colorado or just someplace that's not New York.
We're going to be the first to go.
We will be evaporated before we have the chance of knowing what's going on.
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be nuclear, though.
I really don't, because, dude, if Russia launches and.
All right. So first off, you have the mutually assured destruction.
Like if they fire nukes at us and we have the capability to fire back, which we will, we're going to fucking hit them with nukes.
We're not just going to wait.
But at the same time, the environmental fallout is going to give everybody in Russia cancer.
You can't just like nuke a substantial amount of the planet and it just be OK.
It's like we're still dealing with problems from Chernobyl and Fukushima to this day.
And that shit happened decades ago.
Like it's that shit doesn't go away. Radiation is a fucking bastard.
So like you're going to fucking kill everybody like the death rates across the world would go through the roof.
It wouldn't just be America that they fucked up.
So like I don't think they're going to do nukes.
I truly do believe it's going to be a cyber attack.
And all they need to do is take down the electric grid and do it.
It would cripple this country.
That's what I prepare for.
Like I'm not like a prepper.
I'm not building a bunker because if a new comes, even if you have a bunker, you're still probably fucked.
Like, sorry, unless you can just buy, unless you can build like a fallout style bunker that's self-sustainable and you have millions of dollars to do shit.
What are you going to do when the power goes out?
Unless you have like a shelter, some kind of shelter with food, water.
I've talked about this.
It's within within two weeks, 90 percent of the population will be dead.
It's it just doesn't work.
It doesn't like cities will fall apart in an instant.
Like without running water, all that shit, there's it's going to be fucking it's going to be like the purge.
If people are going to be murdering one another in the streets, the day it happens over goods and stuff.
Yeah.
So we're just going to go to the Adirondacks and be like fucking bear gruel.
Well, that's that's what I was saying on the podcast.
I went in depth about it.
I just got I'm stashing like some water and some like preserved foods at a place out that my dad has in the middle of fucking nowhere.
And I'm trying to get my girlfriend to know how to get there because it's just like, dude, that's where you're going to want to be.
You're going to want to be as far away from everybody else and you're going to want to have as much shit as you can have.
And you want to at least have the tools to make yourself self-sustainable within a year.
Like you want to be able to plant crops and be able to grow your own shit.
You want to have like a way to get because like you can buy all the preserved goods you want.
That shit's going to run out in a couple like a couple of years if you bought a ton of it.
So like that's not the long term solution.
You need to be self-sustainable.
Like if they take down our power grid for a couple of weeks, like I said, 90 percent of the population here, it's not like society is going to rebuild overnight.
It's going to be the fucking Stone Ages here for a while.
We just have to get out the fuck out of the populated areas.
Yeah.
And just try to like avoid everyone. Do try to like that's why I'm on your own.
I'll be completely honest.
The driving force behind me getting out of Troy is because I lived on Husick Street.
That is the worst place to be in the bridge.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like I wouldn't be able to make it over here and I'm not familiar with anything on that side of the river whatsoever.
I have no idea where to go.
And the only place that I think I want to go is across the bridge.
I would fucking swim on the Hudson just try to fucking raw dog it and make it across before I would fucking cross a bridge.
That's like where you will get murdered.
The bridges are going to be the worst because all it takes is one car accident.
That's going to shut that bridge down.
You don't have emergency responders to deal with that.
That's going to cause a huge tunnel of a bunch of people waiting really stressed out, wanting to get where they're going to go.
And people are going to turn on one another quick when they realize they can't get over that bridge.
Yeah. I think it's I think southern New Hampshire or Vermont.
One of those is like the one of the safest places to be because like so isolated there.
So that was the places they say you could go.
Really anything central US you're probably good to because realistically if the power grid goes down like central and especially like southern states where they're very sparsely dent like fucking month like central Montana because the all of all of our nukes are kept in like three facilities.
Yeah.
Montana, North Dakota and like the middle of Nebraska or like the inner.
Yeah. And it's I love how it's public knowledge of where every one of those silos is to.
It's insane. Like fucking Dan pointed out there literally like landmarks on Google Maps, which is not.
But like realistically, if you're one of those sparsely dent like like let's say you're in fucking some bow dunk town and fucking Tennessee where everybody knows one another.
Those are going to be the communities that don't really get affected by this shit because it's all like howdy doody neighbor like those are going to be the places where people kind of come together and help one another out.
They're going to be able to build their own little fucking communities because they already know how shit works.
They're already people who don't depend on modern technology.
Those people like on edge though.
Oh, of course it is.
Of course it is.
But prone to violence were prone to like protecting their houses with guns.
Oh, absolutely.
But they all already have guns, too.
So it's like you.
That's going to be where society going to be like the old west.
Yeah, pretty much.
But like that is more stable than let's say fucking Troy.
That's going to be a war zone that is going to be tilted towers from Fortnight.
Everybody's going to be there.
Everyone's going to be fighting.
It's going to be like the fucking walking dead.
Like you don't want to be anywhere near a city or even a populated town, even somewhere like here would not be good.
There's too many people.
Food's going to run out too quick.
There's not that big.
I love my neighbor like I love my wife shit like that's no this.
They were ready for themselves and it's going to be a lot of crime.
Yeah, no, it's going to be bad even in the middle of nowhere.
Like once preserved foods start to run away and like people who are looting that, like I said, 90 percent of people are dead.
There's going to be an abundance of food where you're going to be able to avoid conflict for a little while.
But when that shit goes away, that's when everything gets real bad.
That's when it gets fucking dystopian as if it's not already.
But we're getting dystopian here this year.
We only got like less than two months until the election.
People are going crazy.
Here's the thing I've been thinking about recently.
I think it's better to be in the middle than too far on one side.
Yeah, I know I've been like, you know, I seem very liberal because I argue with Tyler a lot, but I'm really kind of in the middle.
I know I play devil's advocate for beliefs.
I don't have all the time because it's funny to watch you two go at one another.
Like if Tyler was like some blue haired liberal, I think they're annoying too.
Yeah, I think you would probably take some right wing stance to piss him off.
So Tyler, I'm sorry if I've been a dick, but you know.
Okay, now I wouldn't apologize because he's anytime you come in with any sort of logic, he just starts yelling.
And occasionally there's logic in what he says.
I'm not discounting Tyler.
If you're listening, you do have some good shit to say sometimes, but God, you two fucking just go at it.
I love watching for I've been more argumentative.
Like sometimes he like says something and I kind of play it up like I play up the like the liberal perspective.
No, you don't get him going.
You definitely do.
And then Dan gets him going and fucking Jeopardy.
And then I get him going with space and me and him get you guys going with hockey.
We all get each other going.
And you got the fucking stocks over here.
Yeah, the stocks.
But you know, who's like the the people that are committing like these like terrorism and like all these shootings are like the far left and far right.
Every time.
Or they're like a complicated in between like the fucking guy who attempted to assassinate Trump the second time was his.
I heard some.
I mean, I don't know if it's true.
That could just be a meme, but his political beliefs seem to be very convoluted.
They were kind of hard to follow.
They're kind of like ours.
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck are you like?
Who's side are you on?
He voted for Trump in 2016.
Yeah, what the fuck?
That's that's weird, man.
What the fuck?
Like you need to like even if you don't agree with the other side, you need to have like some kind of understanding of how that perspective came into play.
Not even understanding.
You need to have some sort of respect for it.
We all live in the same fucking country.
Now it's like we just make it seem like, oh, we need to tolerate one another.
And like that even some people just give up on that.
A lot of people fucking give up on that.
But before it was like you still would like, I don't know, people just fucking got along like literally like Obama was in office, like the fucking Obama McCain election.
Like, yeah, I remember like people would get into arguments about it.
Like even I've seen it escalate within my own family where they like before would be like a passive aggressive discussion.
But when Obama liked each other, yeah, they came up and they gave each other a handshake and they would start their debates off with like congratulating one another.
Like it was it was very there was respect even between those two.
But now it's like you see the shit and it's like the passive aggressive arguments my family used to had have now turned into fucking screaming matches in which I don't even know.
It is in which I don't see members of my family for years because they just don't want to come to any family function anymore.
Well, it's just all or nothing.
Now it's no compromise.
It's all or nothing.
I know.
Like on any particular issue like like, I don't know.
We're so divided.
We are so vulnerable right now.
We have a guy with fucking dementia in office.
You're guaranteed to most likely have a pretty shitty president, regardless of which way the election goes.
It's like, oh my God, it's so bad.
It's so bad.
I can't even think about it, man.
It's just I can't even see myself supporting either of these candidates.
Yeah.
Well, don't worry, because you're not going to have to see yourself for much longer because we're going to fucking be a shadow on this.
If he wins, we're going to have peace.
We're going to have he's going to make friends with Russia and Putin.
He's going to that would be even more concerning if we made friends with Russia.
He did when he was on his term.
He fucking Putin loves Trump.
They were fucking friends.
I know.
I mean, it's kind of like that weird kid that all your friends hang out with.
So you need to be like, oh, all right.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Fuck Russia.
You got that vape case.
You're stressing me the fuck out.
I need someone to take that.
No, I like it.
I like talking about this.
Talk about the the ridiculous debate that Trump and Harris had last week.
I only watched snippets of it, but like it was kind of weird because it's like Trump acted the same way he did during the Biden debate.
I think for the most part, he maybe seemed a little bit less energetic, but like Trump came across as like the kind of sleepy one who just didn't really want to be off his fucking insane.
That debate.
Some of the things he said.
Casey, he always says insane shit, though.
Yeah, but he was like saying like, like, you know, like the thing about eating pets.
You said like, no, I didn't watch this part.
What?
It's been a meme for like a week.
Yeah, Casey, I stay off as I really detox from most social media now.
I really am not too with it.
Trump said that illegal immigrants are coming to America and eating our cats and dogs.
Is that real?
That's what he actually said.
It's been like a meme on Facebook for a week.
And people are like, oh, my God, I can you can you take this guy seriously?
Like he can just fucking say anything now.
And there was no he has for the last eight years.
I mean, I guess there was like maybe one incident where like a Haitian immigrant ate like a duck or something.
So I guess he was he must have just been referencing that they're coming in there, eating our cats and dogs.
They're taking our pets.
He goes, Kamala Harris wants to do transgender experimental surgeries on illegal immigrants in jail.
Wait, what?
What?
Oh, my God.
He's starting to sound like Alex Jones.
I know the shit he was saying.
It sounded like Alex Jones.
I got to go.
That's unreal.
We're in such a bad place.
He said Kamala is like most unlikable, robotic, anxious person.
And it's like and this is the third fuck.
You are the best person to stand against this guy.
This is the third insane thing he said.
And this is actually something that Alex Jones has already said is that they're killing already born babies.
He said some of these some of these did not say that.
He said liberal support fucking having abortion in the eighth and ninth months.
And sometimes even the baby is born and they go aboard it anyway.
And the doctors approve it.
The liberal doctors are killing already born post birth abortions.
Oh, my God.
And he said he said Kamala supports that eighth and ninth month and post birth.
I'm sure she probably came back and was like, no, the whole time he was just saying this insane shit.
And Kamala was just making these faces like like there are memes on Facebook, too.
But she was just making these faces like what the fuck are you talking about?
Would she defend herself to that and just be like, I didn't say any of that.
Yeah, she's a fan, but she kind of just let him like say all this insane, insane shit to make himself look bad.
And then she kind of like, you know, she's like, yeah, no, we don't support fucking third trimester.
Post birth abortion is fucking insane.
Like what? What? What can this guy say that some people won't believe?
Yeah, you like you can say anything.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's like it's almost like a sports team mentality.
Oh, that's what he was saying.
He said that Tim Waltz supported the post birth abortions.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I feel like it really is like a sports team mentality.
It's like you just pick your side and then you'll just believe whatever the fuck they say.
I think like nine out of ten people are just sheeple.
I just I really don't think people are really capable of much free thought.
They just seem to like pick either left or right.
And then now they go with it and everybody claims to be a moderate.
Nobody is.
Nobody fucking is.
It's like how can you believe every single issue on the right, like agree with them on every single issue?
Don't you have some issues where you like kind of disagree with them?
Doesn't make sense.
Yeah, we're doomed.
We're doomed.
This is probably the last podcast that will ever be recorded.
Oh, damn.
I just hope we can.
I just hope we have the time to publish it.
I'm glad we got it out.
The last podcast.
Literally the last one, the last epi.
That's a good title for it.
And also what we're talking about.
That's a click by that's a click bait title to I like it.
Did he Sean Sean Combs Sean Diddy Combs?
He got a yeah, that I did hear about.
You see the light hearted funny stuff now that I'm in tune with.
They found like 50.
They have they found 55 gallon drums of lubricant in his house.
Yeah, right.
That's unbelievable.
He was having like these like sex parties where you would like.
Yeah, he was just feeding people LSD and shrooms and ecstasy and like multi day sex binges.
It's insane.
He was like he got some charges for like beating women.
Yeah, you got charges for trafficking.
You got charges for a ton of shit.
And it's but Diddy's been doing this shit forever.
There's been so much evidence against this guy and everybody's like how the fuck is he not in court?
And his fucking lawyers statement scares the shit out of me.
You'll have to pull it up to see exactly what he says.
But his lawyer was like, yeah, we're feeling really good.
Quite frankly, we can't believe he got charged with this stuff.
Like like they're like we feel really good about our defense.
And it's like what if you're rich?
What I mean, I know you can like if he gets off, that's unbelievable.
You didn't even get on.
You didn't even get a bail.
Yeah, we'll see how long that sticks for.
You got denied bail.
Oh my God.
What a world we live in.
Everything just gets worse.
Diddy's like fuck it.
There's only like two years left to live.
Might as well fucking have the fun when I can.
Right.
Oh my God.
That probably is his mentality.
I don't think anybody snaps and does that egregious of shit, even if you're rich.
Egregious.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Egregious angle.
So Donald Trump was almost assassinated again.
I know.
By some fucking retard.
He's saying that he didn't have enough Secret Service protection, right?
Because they don't give as much protection to the former presidents.
I mean, I will say it's pretty sketchy that it's gotten this close twice.
They said the dude literally walked in there, just hid for 12 hours, and then fucking he was just there.
But somebody spotted him.
Yeah.
And then they took a couple pop shots at him and missed, right?
And then they got him.
I heard that the Secret Service opened fire on him, but they didn't get him.
They didn't hit him at all.
No, they didn't hit him.
And then he got away, actually.
He got in his car and got away.
And he went on this huge police chase.
And then they had to end up ramming him.
Oh my God.
They didn't even get him after that.
Yeah.
I mean, that is pretty laughable that somebody can do that.
I mean, if it's the president, they're doing checks on the building all the fucking time to make sure that any place that the president's going to be is perfect.
They're doing security sweeps and all that shit.
And it's like, the fact that that can happen, I get why Trump's pissed there.
That sounds kind of fucking unbelievable.
After this assassination attempt, they're saying that this happened because of the liberal rhetoric.
Oh my God.
They're blaming, basically saying the Democrats are allowing this to happen because they're saying Trump is Hitler and all this shit against Trump.
I mean, Trump does say some pretty spooky shit.
I don't fucking know, man.
It's like, it's literally like the shiniest of two turds, but both of the turds are just so fucking, they're so fucking dull.
They're not, they're not shiny at all.
If you try to, if you try to.
They are matte turds and we're trying to compare the shiniest of the two turds.
If you fucking try to kill somebody's leader, you're going to get like fucking, you're going to get them riled up and you're going to get them to be, you know, very against the other side, no matter what.
Dude, if fucking Trump got assassinated, there would be a civil war.
There would be another civil war.
Like it just, it would not be pretty.
And then Russia would be like, ha ha ha, perfect time for a cyber attack.
And then fucking Mr. I fuck couches would be president.
Yeah. Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Did you see that beam where it was like JD Vance and he was like, hi guys, do I look normal?
No, I didn't.
It sounds fucking funny as shit though.
Now I I've been, like I said, I stay as far away from this shit as I can because it genuinely does.
It takes a toll on my mental health at this point, just because all I, all I think about is, I don't know.
I run away and I learn about space and space makes me think that's good.
I had periods where I did that where I didn't want to pay attention to politics.
Yeah.
I mean, like I learned about space and space makes me feel good because it makes me realize how small Earth is.
And it's like, hey, if we get wiped out in a fucking nuke, does it really matter?
Because we're pretty tiny anyways.
Right.
Like, and it's like that shit.
I find some sort of, I mean, it goes two ways.
Sometimes I find comfort in that.
And then sometimes like, oh my God, we are so fucking tiny.
That's not cool, bro.
Yeah. Fucking look up at the night sky and sometimes like for like a hundredth of a second it clicks and you realize like just how small everything is.
And you look at every star and you're like, holy fuck, that is an infathomable distance away from me.
And that is a incomprehensibly large object that far away.
And we are just part of one of like trillions of galaxies.
It fucking.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
That makes it that scary.
You're one of over, you know, a trillion people that have ever lived one of fucking a good like, you know, infinite number of organisms that have ever.
I know.
And we all those organisms have souls.
I don't know.
And like the time humans have been around for is like not even like millionth of a percent of the time that time has gone on for.
We've been here for like in the way we know humans for like I can't remember, like twenty thousand years, forty thousand years, some shit like that.
It's like that's nothing.
That's nothing.
We're I can't fucking remember.
We're billions of years since the Big Bang.
We think that is in that's an incomprehensible amount of fucking time.
Do you?
Yeah.
Like then that's just that's wild to me.
And then you realize that at the end of this, even if we dodge all this fucking World War three shit, you just see how often this potential world conflict goes on.
And you look back at history, we always think like, oh, World War one and World War two were like the most.
No, it's not even before World War.
Yeah, like Alexander the Great and his conquest, the fucking crusades like the world has ended as we know it several times already.
Exactly.
It's fucking wild, dude.
Like this shit just fucking oh my God.
Yeah.
Then there's the fall of Rome.
It's everything.
We've had the fucking we've had the plague, the Spanish flu.
Like the world has ended several times before.
We just don't really.
Yeah.
Like to the people that lived in that time, they were like, this is the end times.
This is the end of humanity and humanity perseveres to do it like a hundred years later.
It's not going to be.
Max.
It might actually be the end times if we're in the second Cold War now.
No, man, I'm telling you.
Even if so, starting to fly, dude, even if the nukes go off, humanity is going to persevere.
It's not going to wipe everybody out.
I mean, we'll be fucking cancerous, mongoloid beasts.
Don't get me wrong.
But like the planet eventually will rebound.
There will be people that will survive.
And ten thousand years later, after we get our fucking bloodlines figured out again, we'll be all right.
Like, yeah, there's going to be people that live through that, though.
If Ukraine starts taking over like Russian major cities, then Putin's going to fucking launch a new get them.
Like if they start killing civilians.
Oh, for sure.
As soon as they even get remotely close to fucking the Kremlin, it's all they got.
They send drones and they attack Moscow.
Yeah, oh, they did.
They did do that.
They attacked my god.
That was so bad.
That was a thing a few weeks ago with drones.
Ukraine needs to get fucking put in time out for that one.
That could prove very fucking bad.
Oh, my God, Casey, you need.
I got to learn about this, but you're stressing me the fuck out, bro.
How is this happening?
They're trying to.
I mean, Russia was trying to blow fucking Kiev.
God, I mean, I remember we were like in a fragile state when we began this podcast.
I mean, the first one you got Dan talking about Chinese super soldiers.
And then the time it was like, oh, my God, that was the start of the Ukraine War.
Yeah, that's and it's so crazy.
And then it happens.
I mean, I'll never forget.
It really was like a where were you when this happened?
Remember, I came home from my fucking fire department drill and I like my roommate who was in the military at the time.
Well, then still is.
But like CNN or Fox News was up and he was just speechless when I got home.
He's like, oh, my God, dude, this is so bad.
He's like, this could escalate so quick.
I might be getting deployed whether I want to or not.
Like he was genuinely worried about it.
And he's like, and even if I don't, this is not going to be an overnight like couple months thing.
They always say that about war like this is going to get stretched out and it's just going to lead to so many problems.
Yeah, Americans is right.
Well, Americans get deployed to Ukraine.
No, no.
But like he understood the importance of the war.
He's just like, this is going to go away.
It's going to be like more.
It's going to lead to more soldiers to.
I mean, the war might actually start because I mean, yeah, that's what he was saying is just like this could be the fucking this could be the match that lights the fire.
Like, yeah, if Ukraine starts winning, Putin's going to I just don't see a world where they start winning.
I know I like I know Ukraine has like they are the support of the.
This is bad.
I hate to say it.
I don't want them to win.
I want that fucking border to stay right the fuck where it is and they just fucking shake some hands.
They're well, I think they just need to over the 11th day, 11th hour, the 11 month like fucking Christ.
They're trying.
They're trying to have a fucking coup and overthrow Putin, which would be great.
But I thought like based off of what I've heard, the Russian people really like Putin, though.
No, not anymore.
They used to.
Now, since he started this useless war, they hate him.
They're trying to they're fucking protesting in the streets.
I don't know, because I mean, there was some I had some Russian friends from like, I don't know, video games.
And when I spoke to them, they supported the war in Ukraine.
Really? Yeah.
And that was like not too long after it started.
And I've seen I have seen other people who are like, my fucking family lives in Ukraine.
This is unbelievable.
Like, what the fuck?
I guess it's like here where you have some people that support it and some people that don't.
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
And then you got all that shit in the Middle East just cooking off to I'm sure what you got the other some fucking blockbuster Israel and Gaza.
Yeah.
What's going on there?
I'm sure something took a turn for the real.
I heard that Israel attacked something in Gaza and killed like a bunch of kids.
Oh, my God.
What was going on?
They wanted to they're actually thinking about signing like an armistice, like, you know, to stop the fire.
Yeah.
But I guess it didn't work out.
And then the other group has and Iran is going to probably come at them soon.
They're firing fucking missile fire.
That was the last headline I heard was like, we're going to retaliate.
Yeah.
And then they never did.
OK.
Yeah.
I remember it was like World War Three right around the corner.
Everybody freaked the fuck out.
Twenty killed, 450 wounded and second day of explosions in Lebanon.
When did this happen?
Yesterday.
Great.
Oh, my God.
It's literally all burning down society as we know it.
Oh, my God.
So Israel attacked Hezbollah in Lebanon.
They killed.
They wounded nearly 3000.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen out there listening to this podcast, this is an emergency broadcast.
I want you to find a remote destination that is either unoccupied or buy some real estate in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Load up on preserved materials, load up on tomato and potato seeds and fucking you're going to make some shit happen.
All right.
The final episode.
This is the final episode.
If you reach this, do not do anything else.
I need you to find your keys, find your loved ones, pack up your belongings, go into the woods, watch a couple of YouTube videos on how to fucking survive in the woods.
That's your best shot.
All right.
You got to be self sustainable.
OK.
If you got firearms, load them up.
Get as much ammunition as you can.
Fuck the background checks.
Get in there.
Second Amendment.
Yeehaw.
And just fucking God bless you.
God bless you.
And God bless the Untitled podcast.
It was a pleasure being able to be with you guys for this long.
Unfortunately, this is the last episode ever.
Dan and Tyler, fuck you guys.
You should have been here.
Hezbollah vows to uniquely punish Israel after a second wave of booby trap attacks.
Oh, my God.
What are we reverting to?
You know, the funny thing is, is that the more I fucking look into like why Russia attacked Ukraine, the less it makes sense.
I still can't because, you know, you know, what do they say?
Like young men fight the wars of old men, bored old men.
Right.
Yep.
Because they just want fucking, you know, you get to a certain age.
You just want to be important.
Yeah.
So why not?
Let's just fucking global conflicts.
Love it. Love it to death.
It's all fantastic.
Fantastic.
All right.
I want to take a quick break so I can get a beer.
We'll be right back.
Yep.
The song is called The Final Episode.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit.
Asking Alexandria.
We're back on the Unfinished Podcast.
Unfortunately.
For Ali Mac.
We're just happy we made it to the second half.
I really thought the bombs were going to go off during the intermission.
We might actually be able to publish this episode.
Yeah, they were actually going to, but I called up Kim Jong-un and I negotiated a deal for us.
Thank you. Thank you, Keith.
I knew my Duolingo Korean would come in handy.
There we go.
National hero will not shut down this podcast.
Nope, they won't.
They won't.
We're already probably shadow band.
Don't scare me.
There's more people than I thought that actually listen to this.
Like, can I just look at it?
RSS.com, which is the site that hosts this podcast.
Yeah.
Is updated.
They're analytics.
Oh, no.
And so they basically told us how many, what percent of downloads were bots.
So 18% bots.
And how many do we have?
So without the bots, we have almost 5000 plays.
Across all of our episodes.
So what does that come down to like per like how many like what's like on a weekly basis?
What's like the lowest number we're hitting?
Do we have people that are listening to every episode?
Like at least 25.
That is insane.
We have to know most of them.
That's scary.
Probably.
That's scary.
No, bro.
We're going to get to take the podcast index level.
I feel like we all have secret admirers like my my buddy Kim from fucking Norway listens to this just about every week when he works out.
And he told he left a solid review.
He's like, you guys are fucking entertaining.
Like it's I can I vibe with it.
Like it's a good podcast.
Shout out, Kim.
Yeah.
Kim Kim Kim Jong Il.
Right.
Okay.
Cool.
Yeah.
Fucking Norwegian dick fuck play fucking Destiny 2 with be man.
We had more exposure.
We would we would get some more listeners.
I don't want your bro.
You do not realize the ramifications of that will come with the shit we have fucking set on this podcast.
Yeah.
But we've name dropped so many people we know personally that there's no way we've bleeped them all.
Like no, we just said first names.
No, not really.
I really feel like I mean the shit.
I mean, if there's one of us that really has to worry is Tyler.
Tyler has said some he's had some controversial things.
Tyler just I don't know.
He just says like I mean other Trump supporters say shit like that.
Other Trump supporters.
I would love to.
Oh my God.
I can hear him screaming right now.
Oh my God.
Tyler was sick this week and Dan is in Greece.
Yeah.
I guess the podcast just isn't as important as it used to get some people around here.
His dick wet in Greece.
Yeah.
Shout out to his hot mom to.
Shout out to his hot mom.
Fucking.
Oh God.
So one more headline I want to talk about was the shooting in Georgia.
School shooting in Georgia.
Did you hear about it?
No.
Really?
Tell me all about it.
What happened?
There's a school shooting in Georgia.
This guy.
All right.
With an AR-15 shot.
Here we go.
He killed four people I think but he shot like 20.
He was a 14 year old and.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He got the gun as a Christmas present from his father.
That's a bad dad.
That's a really bad dad.
Holy fuck man.
The police had gone to his house in the past to talk to him about school shooting threats.
That he made online.
But they knew it was him.
No this was like a year before.
No but I'm saying they knew that the school shooting threats were made by him.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they went to his house to talk to him.
Like they let him off with a warning or whatever.
Oh my God.
A year later.
He's like posting shit online about how he wants to commit school shooting.
And then he does.
That's heart wrenching.
Him and his father got charged with murder too.
I think he should be.
Yeah.
He fucking gave his 14 year old an AR-15.
That's unbelievable.
That's ridiculous.
That's an insane gift to give a fucking 14 year old.
And is in no way legal.
No it's not legal.
That's why you got charged with so much.
Oh my God.
You can't.
I mean I get both sides of it.
But again one thing I am not going to back down on is the second amendment.
And I just think that that's a bad bad dad.
And that should have been caught earlier with the school shooting threats.
Something like this was going to happen.
Yeah.
It just goes to show like even if you like ban guns you're still going to have like people
like that who who like gift or a terrible parents that gift their fucking kids ARs.
We're going to have that shit guns are.
I see.
I see both sides of it.
But it's like all right.
This is going to be a dark take.
Dark controversial take here.
But like occasionally some really bad shit happens with guns.
Yes absolutely.
But at the end of the day we got to have guns.
We got to have them whether it be the fucking cyber attacks that come wipe us all out.
You're going to want guns then or whether it be just like the fucking government trying
to take too much power.
Let's say Trump gets in and he's really a fascist.
You're going to want some people with fucking guns then like as if well it's not the people
who have guns or Trump supporters.
I'm well not all of them.
Not all of them.
You can't discount that.
Ukraine's been holding tough on Russia for how long.
There's enough fucking liberals with guns out there to what I think is Trump's going
to get elected going to become a dictator and on all his supporters are going to like
be on his side.
And since they're the only ones with guns they're just going to be like you know take
us as slaves.
I don't know.
I can hear Tyler screaming right now too.
Yeah.
Yeah me too.
Casey you fucking idiot piece of shit.
You have the most dog shit fucking beliefs.
I cannot fucking believe I got here weak after we could hear this bullshit from you.
Alright Tyler tell me how I did.
I think that was more like I think that was a good Tyler Tyler bit there.
I don't know.
He would have called you a fucking retard and an idiot a couple more times I think.
He really likes the retard.
That's always the fucking first gut bust he goes.
Yeah.
You know retard fucking liberal piece of shit.
With like a ton of emphasis on the R and the T. He knows how to deliver that word.
So do you think assault rifles should be banned altogether?
Yeah.
But there's eventually there's always going to be some fucking retard that gives a 14
year old an AR-15.
So do you think assault rifles should be banned?
I mean Casey if he had a fucking hunting rifle that kid was still going to take a couple
people out or if he fucking knew the code do his dad safe and grab the handgun.
He's still going to take a couple.
So you're saying we should ban all guns.
I'm just saying I don't think that the problem lies within the gun being an AR-15.
I think that sure maybe that slightly impacted his KD when he started fucking shooting up.
But like at the same time like if this kid wanted to shoot up a school and his dad's
got guns and his dad's the sort of fucked up idiot that would give his son a gun.
He'd give him something other than an AR-15 and if an AR-15 was banned.
Do you think that as many people would have been killed in Las Vegas if the dude had a pistol?
All right.
The Las Vegas thing don't get me going on that because that whole shooting is incredibly
sketchy and I don't think that that was just.
That was the government?
Oh shit.
I really do.
And I'm not well prepared enough to back my facts on that right now.
But I promise you.
You can alley back a little bit more sober.
You'll talk to you about Vegas.
But I'm not going to try to have that whole take tonight.
That'll be that'll be for the next step.
But you know that there's a lot of inconsistencies with that case.
And sure the guy had a fucking insane amount of like military grade firearms and more ammunition
that he could ever know what to do with.
And he smuggled it all into a hotel room.
So I'm just saying maybe there's a couple of things that a couple of unanswered questions
as to how we fucking did it and why he was doing it.
His motives were always kind of unclear when it came to that shit.
Just saying.
Yeah.
I think there's a might be like a little inside job.
You know like a lot of liberals think that the Trump assassination was a side job or was it liberals or conservatives?
Wait.
Wait. What did you say?
Trump assassinate.
Do you think the Trump assassination are orchestrated by the CIA?
I don't think so.
I think it would be.
I don't think they would be so daring as to attempt it that way.
I think we've I think we've covered this at this point.
Like I think that if it was going to happen it would happen a little bit more like the second one did where it happens off screen.
There's no videos this shit happened and or anything really.
I don't know.
Videos of Kennedy getting shot.
I know but that was in a different age.
That was a completely different age.
There was like three cameras total on that entire thing.
That's why the evidence is so scarce.
It was so easy for the CIA to cover it up back then.
So like I mean dude I'm not going to sit here and fucking act like the JFK assassination was just normal.
Like no that was 100 percent orchestrated by the CIA.
I can say that without a shadow of it out.
That's just like I mean look it up.
There's so much evidence there.
You know what's going to happen is everything is exactly what the government does every time this shit happens is they're going to wait 100 years and then be like oh by the way the CIA killed JFK.
We we acknowledge that now it's declassified.
Yeah people be like oh shit.
All those people are dead and we don't know them.
So whatever I don't know I think that there is slightly less sheeple though because a lot of the people I work with I've kind of like I don't know they've got me going some mornings where I go a little bit.
Too quick with the caffeine maybe slam a whole Celsius before like 9 a.m.
And they start fucking talking about the way I really feel about the world start going on deep on these conspiracy theories and they start asking me questions and I have answers for all of them and they're like looking it up on their phone and realizing it's real.
It's like yeah man like I'm not fucking making this shit up like 100 percent JFK CIA all day.
I'm okay 100 percent FBI like they are so the information is so easily accessible RFK like is the dude like yeah RFK to that whole fucking thing in the kitchen like they know that the dude they arrested did it.
Yeah it's nuts and then our junior writes a book about like how he thought the CIA was super sketchy and then just like it doesn't get a lot of traction people use it as negative media against him because they don't even fucking look into it.
They don't even fucking look into what he's saying and how everything about that shit is true like because they just hear like oh politician claims the CIA murdered his his father and uncle do that I think it's like you're going to be like this fucking lunatic but then you look at what he's saying and there's fucking.
Oh my God.
I don't want to get fucking you know cyanide poison here but I think we need to we're not now we're not saying anything that hasn't been said a million times now I think we need to shut the CIA down I don't think that government organization could have this much power that is not you know affected by the people.
I mean the CIA I mean look at the Bay of Pigs they don't even like listen to the president they kind of act on their own.
They're like literally the controllers of the country. Yeah I don't think that now probably we're going to fucking walk outside to get shot by them.
I don't know I I really don't know.
Yeah CIA is creepy though they're definitely they're definitely really creepy I'm just throwing it out there for them I mean there's not a watch list that we aren't on there's definitely like 18% of our listeners robots they're all CIA they fucking they know our game.
Those are CIA bots.
There's probably like one in there's probably one listener each week designated to listen to each of our voices and it just separates the audio to be like dug into later if you are or a eyes if you're a CIA bot you know us until podcast 73 at you know like oh my God it might follow the prompt to if we get a cryptic email from like an AI that's going to be wild.
It's just going to have read the voice prompt match matches like the vocal signature of Casey and follows its orders like a fucking Alexa.
All right, Ali Mac. Oh no.
For this next segment.
I don't know. I feel like no not not like a not like a game show. Yeah, but I feel like this the segment didn't really land with Dan and Tyler but you might you might like it.
You're like a fan that you could you're kind of a fan of rap right. Yeah, I would say so. Yeah, but but you listen like new rappers or not a ton really.
I mean, most of the rap I listened to is shit that's been out for a long time. I think like I like old Kanye. I like, I like Jay-Z. I've never been like a huge Eminem guy like Wu Tang.
Yeah, so there's an ass is good biggies good.
Yeah, but none of this like fucking this new shit is weird. But so there's this thing that they do every year called the excess excess L freshmen cipher, which is like a they pick like, you know, 108 10 rappers that are like new.
They're called freshmen. Yeah, rappers and they have them freestyle.
They'll freestyle. I have heard of this and they put it on YouTube. Right. Yeah. And there's like there's one year going on for a while. Right. Yeah, there's one year.
There's one year. I feel like I remember watching this when I was like in high school. So this year, like 2016 was Kodak black 21 Savage little Uzi little yadi and Denzel Curry.
So that was like their freshman year shit 2017. The only like notable one and it was X and I love that one because the beat is kind of terrible. Yeah, like the beats for these are always kind of terrible.
But so X so everybody like does their turn rapping right and X just the beat just cuts out and he just fucking a Capella. Yeah. Holy fuck. Actually, I've seen that. I've actually seen that. It's like an outdoor venue that it takes place at.
It's like it's in like a warehouse kind of looking place. No shit. I think I have seen that clip though, but fucking play some of it. I want to hear this shit. I'll play. Yeah, I'll play that one from X.
Hell yeah.
Tessie. Oh, I don't I don't hate X. I just wasn't ever as big as big on him as I was juice world and little Pete. Like I went through a long little Pete phase as you know. Yeah, it's just cool because X was like, oh fuck this beat. I can do it without a beat.
I'd be fucking whack. Anyways, though, does he say does he trash the beat at all? No, that would have been funny as fuck. If he did he talks about he does his usual like emotion. Gotcha.
I'm a father. We were Cardi. Have you heard of him? I'm a boy. Cardi. Yeah, yeah, I might let's give these rappers. Give them a score of one to ten. Okay, proper. Hey, yeah, I said that drink play board. What the fuck you drink for the diamonds on my cross pockets on
the street. I know I said I want my cat to talk at my bed and she break the wall. Yeah, I give that. Yeah, that was good. I get a lot of fillers there.
What you quit? I like him for a while. They said Tokyo Tokyo that cool thing. He's like really short and wear like a green shirt.
I got a lot of hair. Yeah. This is ugly. I thought diamonds on my balls. Diamonds on my balls. I'm a boy. Love me. Oh, my nigga said when I was thinking I thought it was like all these guys.
Fucking look at my business. God damn. Look at my dick. God damn. Yeah, this is just it like my rhymes. There's no flow to it. There's no story. There's nothing. Hey, look at my wrist. Wait, nigga. Be mad. Get on my dick.
Wait, get on my dick. And if the world ever has an apocalypse, I would kill all of you fuckers. Fair will be plentiful. Death will be bountiful. I would spend none of you peasants.
Fuck your religion. Your pastor fuck his and got sent to a prison in P.C. I seen the devil. He's in your women. You need saving and listening to this. See, follow him home. Cut the right corner so nobody sees you.
Turn off the phone. Leave it at home so nobody can trace you. That's expressions appear to be called. They won't read your intentions. As soon as you're in, let them all know who they're all in the presence of. I am a murderer. I am a demon, the son of a serpent. What is your faith? What is your worth? Have you felt acknowledging if I kill you now? Will you go to heaven? The hell you believe in that is approaching you. Thirty seconds. Thank you for lying and bless.
I mean, I feel like they cut that off intentionally. Yeah, no, but he told him to. You really think he came up with that off the top of his head, though? I mean, I'm sure before the freestyles, they all kind of come up with ideas of what they're going to say, right? Yeah, I feel like he might have rehearsed that a couple of times. That was.
I don't know. I mean, if that was truly freestyle, that's incredibly impressive, but I don't know. I mean, it's like they say it's freestyle, but he probably did, like, you know, think about it before. But I mean, let's let's do.
So the reason I wanted to ask is because the twenty twenty four one just came out. And so last year, the twenty twenty three one was just fucking awful. OK. Well, most things in twenty twenty three were fucking awful, to be completely honest. So that's fine.
Let's let's read the twenty twenty four one here. You got to know who's on the beat. I don't even know. By Southside. This is that Mexican O.T.
I'm screaming for that shit. You could kiss me sipping on some medicine with Texas is going to take this. You see, you never seen like what it's like a bitch. I'm in the slab inside the country.
Slow down and I'm banging off of people. We drag nuts and leave them hanging. I'm pimping holes and slanging balls. Look, this better have my payment. Play it. I just came and your business came with me. Great. I'm a weak splitter. Keep that thing with me. Blue. Look like I see this game.
I'm banging with me. Call your business. Look, not horrible. You're trying with me. I'm looking like the children. We're going to hit a job. I'm going to start on the phone. They don't even get a kick in the door. I'm going to be the best one. I'm going to say this isn't that bad.
I mean, I think he's going a little bit fast to try to cover up the fact that his lyrics don't make a ton of sense. I think that's cool. I liked it. This is a scarlet.
Yo, since Nike called Taz and Capri's, I've been a big body scar here. This the last dance ain't no tick tocky real cocky. The pussy gets around. It gets Chris Rocky took so many dicks up in the ass. Not a bitch cocky show. No emotion.
Grown up, we had to fight his blood shed tears for anyone who might can't stop won't stop the finish line is right there. Creep up in a dreams game. Give a nightmare. I don't take my place. It's like I'm John with the clock is a molester.
Touching niggas without consent in my fist. I kind of feel like metal. So why flavor with? No, it's not too bad. Fucking for bands to catch a cut that with a cheap ass. A bunch of donors that just we asked this to type the low you off the globe and make you relapse me.
I would give this one is seven. I think I'd give the last one in a claim window. One nigga. That's the same song that Sam's up. But now he missed probably swimming with shit that I could do. I'm stopping. Actually, I kind of like I kind of like this flow.
This flow here. I get this one. I actually like this one more. I did like this one. This is downhill from here. This is still our baby. It goes way downhill.
I'm the richest young nigga doing this shit. First off, like just back up off the mic by like an inch, dude. It would sound a lot better. I'm a self-made millionaire. Nobody put me on. I'm trying to make those sounds like fucking Don Juan.
Don Juan, dude. What the fuck? This dude is like, I'm just going to run the N word with the N word for every line. The studio was made for me. My money long nigga hustle strong. I got money older than the old nigga boss man from the deep.
I mean, there was a little bit of alliteration there. It still wasn't good. That dude gets a 3.5. That guy get that last guy gets a 3.5. I'd say I get the one.
I'm about his fucking because all my bitches stay bussing. Okay. What's that club? That's your talk. Okay. It goes about this. Do that a one. He sounds like his mic's cutting out.
Losing cash Cobain.
All right. And we got lay banks, lay banks, lay banks. Yeah. I give that last guy negative seven. I give him a two.
I'm overhoes my music dope. They overdose given what's needed. What bitches don't do. I'm so conceited like what I don't do. Made a few million self approach tools. I don't even make up the post on socials bitches ain't seeing me fuck my focus differences with me. I never been dependent. Never need a nigga to do shit. These holes be codependent. Hated when I said these niggas me to understand it. But if I said it, then I'm sick so far. Corrections. Not terrible. It doesn't really stand out.
I'd give a six. Yeah. Five. My body Tito and the other chick was way better.
You see these bitches doing. Yeah. I started it. Scarlet. No, I guess she was my favorite. She looks like fucking. I was first to do it. But I am. I she's attending.
She's got like she's got like a scar on her. Let's everything. That's the name scarlet. The name scarlet. It's crazy. The things these people come up with.
What would you give that one over on Mac? Probably.
That gets a five. I give a six point nine. I mean that dude that sounded like Don Juan was fucking horrible. But other than that, it was listen. I mean it was like fucking audible.
Like I could. I didn't think I was going to go deaf listening to that. If you're if you're down, what are you check out how bad this morning? 23 one was. Yeah.
Let's hear it. So they do two for every year. So that was like the last one was like the main one. Okay. So I don't know. But this one this one is just fucking awful.
Oh, God. The beats already trash. Rob. This is the best they can come up with.
I see my vision. Oh, before came through with them. It's like off key. It just sounds strange.
Yeah, man. They got something else that hate. It ain't work. Ghost came with the curtains. Bad hoes see me get nervous. I know what it takes.
You want boss up from work. I know what it takes. It's the same shit where it is.
Briming them bombs of them bombs. Rob. This is Rob. I guess niggas gone through like that. Sounds like somebody's Minecraft username Rob.
Forty nine.
So we're going to give this one three.
But tonight, bro, cutting up.
You can't even get in this city with so many bags in this. I don't know what I'm looking for.
Need that pack. I'm popping up. What do you think? Four. No, three, three, seven, five, three, seven, five.
I'm trying to see if we can flip this a new hellcat. It's audible, but like next we have he's doing the best he can with his beat.
This beat is trash.
So easy world go. What I did went from totem glocks to tops lighten up shit up like they see it. They like all you rap about killers. I'm like, shit, that's how I live. Ain't no standing clips. And he's got a stitches like they we are.
Peter, all the rappers that are lost. They like the gun. Fuck all that. Put them guns down.
This is also like a three.
Maybe a four. I agree. I would say three on this one.
Yeah, he know how to step back.
The last one I think was marginally better, which is kind of sad.
Johnny test.
Fuck are we talking about?
Yachty.
She didn't don't play with any name. The Lola Brooke.
I'm sure they don't take off his ski column.
P.V.F. No.
I'm still a baby with this shot.
Make a taco. I mean, the taco.
If it's smoke, I want a bitch like Lado.
I'm going to take a shit.
Yeah, this guy's got a rap talking about tacos.
Let's get it.
Next, we got DC, the Don Casey.
Can I get that vape one more time to make this more bearable?
Who that is the man?
We don't put no sense.
We don't make the fucking beat.
I think with the band, this dude looks like Batman and fucking Jews.
This dude looks like Batman and Jews world combined.
What the fuck?
And Michael Jackson.
That dude is the fucking.
This is a reincarnate fucking Jews world.
Batman.
Whatever you've heard so far, it gets worse.
Fucking Dracula.
It gets worse from here.
Two.
This guy gets a two.
This guy gets a three for looking like Batman.
All right, we got little Tyler fucking B.L.P.
He's actually doing the coasters.
So you like him then?
No, I just like B.L.P. coasters.
People are like, this one's a nine.
I'll give it a little Tyler a six.
Four or five.
I feel that.
We got Tia Corrine, who just looks.
It's for the vocals on that last one.
Just in a week.
This looks like I don't even know.
She looks like a fucking Rihanna wannabe.
All right.
We got two rare.
This is the last one was five.
We got two rare.
This is bad.
Fuck is he wearing?
It's like the sad attempt at singing.
He sounds like nervous and he doesn't want to be there.
You can't sing to this beat.
Oh, my God.
It's like off key.
Not even the same key as a song.
I think he rehearsed the pitch and just hoped that the beat was going to match up.
Exactly.
And it just doesn't land at all.
What it sounds like.
It sounds like.
Oh, my God, that line was really bad.
Oh, my God.
It just doesn't fit at all.
This hurts.
I'm like embarrassed on this guy's behalf.
He's just dancing.
He's like, that's my time.
Cut it off, please.
Dude, that was awful.
You know what he sounds like is if you ever like walk down the streets of Albany.
Yeah.
And they're just fucking just random people just screaming.
Yeah.
Just singing some random song with no music.
That's becoming way too common of a trend.
I see that shit everywhere now.
It's just like, why do you like you just don't care?
Like, oh, I'm so happy.
I'm going to pop my AirPods in annoying noise canceling mode.
I'm going to fucking scream to the heavens to what I'm listening to.
Like everybody else is fucking noise canceling headphones.
And they probably fucking do.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that was real bad.
I just like the one guy.
I watched this one guy on YouTube who like reacts to these things and this one specifically.
He was just like, no, what the fuck are we doing?
But that was fucking funny.
Oh my God.
So, Ellie Mac, for the next the next segment, we need you to open up your phone.
Why?
I just need you to.
All right.
It's open, Casey.
All right.
Go to the app store.
Oh, no, I don't like where this is going at all.
What am I downloading?
Download Coinbase.
Isn't that a fucking wait?
No, that's a fucking trading app, isn't it?
Yeah, it's I won't make you spend any money.
Okay.
What is this?
A fucking did we get a sponsor?
What's going on here?
No, it's going to be great.
I mean, you're going to have to tell me more right now.
All right.
So you're downloading Coinbase.
Yeah.
All right.
Is it downloaded?
I mean, it's still going.
All right.
So Coinbase.
Yeah, it's like, you know, what did you say?
Like a trading app.
I'll buy Bitcoin.
Right.
I Bitcoin and Ether.
You know, Coinbase.
All right.
I got it.
What are we doing?
You got to have you have to make an account on Coinbase.
Why?
Because now you're going to have to tell me more before I do this.
You won't you won't have to spend any money.
Casey, I feel like we're beating around the bush.
And I just want to know what the bush is.
Tell me what I'm doing.
Tell me what I'm getting into.
All right.
Ellie Mack will take a break.
And we'll be back with the portrait of a neck.
Why are we taking a break when I start asking questions?
What shady shit are you about to pull on me, bro?
All right.
We'll take a break.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Ellie Mack.
Fight for Ellie Mack to get fucked.
Welcome back to the wants to be a Shiba inu.
Welcome back to fuck this game.
Casey, I'm a fiend.
I'm an absolute gremlin.
Today you're going for one million Shiba inu coins.
Isn't that that's nothing.
That's one million.
Well, it depends.
It goes up and down every day.
I mean, today it might be nothing, but tomorrow it might be something.
All right.
You're going to have a punishment if you get the question wrong.
It's going to be the smelling salts, Casey.
You're not going to eat a ghost pepper?
No.
I've been through that pain before.
All right, Ellie Mack.
All right.
Three lifelines, you got 50 50 phone friend and double dip.
All right.
I'm back on 100 dollars.
I'm back.
This planet's makeup is the most similar to Earth in our solar system.
A Mercury B Venus C Mars Mars D Saturn Mars.
Mars.
Final answer.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
For 200 Shiba inus.
You fucking asshole.
This actor starred in the 2005 sci fi film War of the Worlds.
A Brad Pitt B Tom Cruise C Leo Narcos DiCaprio Cruz B Matthew McConaughey.
Final answer.
It's Cruz.
Part of me almost wanted to say Brad Pitt, but I'm like it's definitely Cruz.
I get that confused.
300.
Which organ cannot feel pain?
A. The heart.
B. Lungs.
C. Pancreas.
D. Brain.
Brain.
Final answer.
Yes.
You're cooking.
Cooking.
For once.
Holy shit.
I don't think we've ever seen three confident answers in a row before.
500.
And back to the future.
Oh shit.
What speed did the DeLorean have to go to time travel?
Fuck.
A. 66 miles per hour.
B. 77 miles per hour.
C. 88 miles per hour.
D. 99 miles per hour.
I'm going to phone a friend.
Here we go.
I've never seen, I mean I've seen the movie, but I don't know it well enough to know the
speed.
We're going to call Tyler.
He's calling a friend.
Call him Tyler.
He's sick so he might be a...
Oh, we're still going to call him.
Call Tyler from his deathbed.
Tyler, I know you're on your deathbed.
I need you here.
I'm here on who wants to be a millionaire.
Who wants to be a Shiba Inu millionaire.
Sorry, who wants to be a Shiba Inu millionaire?
I got a question for you.
I know you know back to the future.
How fast does that car need to go to time travel?
88 miles per hour.
All right, we're going to go with Tyler's answer.
88.
Damn.
All right, Tyler phones it in.
That's correct.
Tyler, thank you, buddy.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Do you have anything you'd like to say?
Yeah, don't invest in the Shiba Inu coin.
Thank you, Tyler.
I was never going to.
This is all Casey's idea.
All right.
We'll see you next week.
I'll be there next week.
All right.
See you, buddy.
Get well.
And thank you again.
I will.
Thanks.
All right.
Bye.
All right.
You got 500 Shibas.
Thanks to Tyler.
I figured it was 88 because let me guess the movie came out in 1988.
That's what I was thinking in my head.
The first one.
Because I couldn't tell came out in 83.
Oh, shit.
OK.
I was going to say 99.
So I'm very glad I did the phone a friend there.
One thousand dollars.
The deadliest battle of World War Two happened in this city.
A Berlin B Paris C Dusseldorf D Stalingrad Stalingrad.
Yep.
Oh, shit.
One thousand.
I know my World War Two.
I know stuff about the battles.
I don't know anything about the politics of it.
Oh, do you?
Maybe a little bit, not a ton.
I like I like I like Banda Brothers.
I like the Pacific.
I like I like World War Two documentaries.
I occasionally take things away from them.
Stalingrad was a bloodbath.
It was.
Two thousand on the animated show South Park.
What is the name of Stan's sister?
A Sharon B Shelly C Wendy D Heidi Shelly.
Yes.
All right.
Going for that one.
I almost hesitated because I was thinking it's like, oh, is that the cousin?
But then I was thinking that one episode where Kyle has the Jewish cousin.
Yeah.
He's like, just super irritating.
I don't know why I said Jewish cousin.
His whole family is Jewish.
That was very insensitive.
Throw a dollar in the slur jar.
You should really fucking throw a sheba in there.
Four thousand.
What traditional herb is used in pesto sauce?
A basil B parsley C oregano D thyme.
Pesto.
Give them to me again.
A basil B parsley C oregano D thyme.
It's too early to burn another lifeline.
We're going to lock it in with basil.
Final answer.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
He got it.
Not a wrong answer so far.
That was an informed guess and I can't even tell you where it's informed.
I just felt like I heard that at some point, but that was primarily a guess.
Yeah, makes sense, I guess.
Eight thousand.
The Declaration of Independence was signed in this city, America's capital at the time.
Philadelphia.
A Washington B New York C Philadelphia D Richmond.
Philadelphia.
Final answer.
Please be right.
Don't make me look like an idiot.
Fuck yeah, baby.
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
That one goes out to Assassin's Creed 3.
Thank you.
The Liberty Bell.
Yeah.
Sixteen thousand.
How many zeros are in one quadrillion?
A 12 B 15 C 18 D 21.
Let me think.
How many zeros?
Twelve.
That's twelve.
Final answer?
Yes.
What?
Fifteen.
We know one, two, three thousand.
Four or five, six hundred thousand.
Seven, eight, nine million.
Alley Mac, you fucking in control.
You stopped at trillion.
You fucking douchebag.
The 12.
Oh, my God.
That was like the easiest one yet.
That was the fucking layup question.
And I get that one wrong.
I fucking get parsley or whatever.
Basil.
Fuck that hurt.
OK.
That was a stupid one to bum out on.
Are you fucking kidding me, Alley Mac?
If that's the only one I get wrong, I'm going to be so mad with myself.
I could have had a flawless run.
Yeah.
That was an easy one.
That was a layup.
It's not 12.
No, it's 15.
Twenty five thousand.
I like Ike was a slogan for which US president Eisenhower.
Eisenhower.
I.T. Eisenhower.
Are you sure?
Yes.
You want the choices?
No.
Just give it to me.
World War two, baby.
I know Tyler and Dan were here, they would be flabbergasted that I got that one.
I don't think they thought I had that one in me.
Probably 50,000.
The island of Corsica is owned by which country?
A France, B Italy, C Spain, D Portugal.
Fifty fifty.
Oh, shit.
You already 50 50.
Eliminate C and D.
So your options are a France, B Italy.
Fuck.
I really thought it was either C or D.
Oh, my God.
Well, I guess it's 50 50.
Italy and France.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm fucked.
All right.
We're going to flip my Zin can.
Give them France.
Give this one on the way to us.
France, Italy.
Italy is finally locked in.
Based on a coin toss.
Says Italy.
Oh, unlucky.
That'd be French.
You know, my gut was to say France to my gut.
Really?
I should have stuck to it.
Not that I fucking knew.
Just France is bigger.
Right.
Italy is a small country.
France is like, I mean, not that France is huge, but it's like, I guess it's more of a bigger.
Fuck that shit.
All right.
100,000 the William J.
Clinton Presidential Library is in which state capital?
A Kansas City, Kansas, B Omaha, Nebraska, C Little Rock, Arkansas, D Nashville, Tennessee.
Read the question and the answers again.
The William J.
Clinton Presidential Library.
Is it in which state capital? A Kansas City, Kansas, B Omaha, Nebraska, C Little Rock, Arkansas, D Nashville, Tennessee.
It could literally be any of those.
I don't think it's Little Rock.
It's a Kansas City.
That's one of the options.
You said the states afterwards.
I thought Kansas City wasn't in Kansas.
Or am I getting that mixed up with another?
Kansas City is actually two states, Kansas and Missouri.
Fuck me.
But it's in both.
What, they fucking built a city on the border?
That's ridiculous.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to get off topic here, but that's fucking retarded.
A lot of cities are on rivers and a lot of rivers divide states.
Cool.
Then call it another city.
You got Albany and Rensselaer.
What?
We're just going to fucking call it one?
Are you kidding me?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Call it the by state area.
Get a whole bunch of liberals.
I would have caught up on Kansas City.
I know I'm trying to stall.
All right.
Bill Clinton.
He got that Southern accent.
And Omaha, Nebraska.
No, I did not have sexual relations.
I don't think he was in Nashville, though.
And Little Rock.
That's that's where all the fucking other shit went down.
The racial stuff, the MLK March and all that crap.
Yeah, Arkansas is racist as fuck.
I know.
But it's Little Rock that big of a city.
I feel like that's thrown in there as a trick question.
That's like, I feel like that place is only historical significant.
All right.
No, that's a bad thing to say.
Shout out to our Little Rock fans.
That mean that?
Yeah, like we have a little.
They're probably a Tyler side.
Yeah, I don't think it's Little Rock.
I think it's just Nashville just doesn't sound quite right.
It's between Omaha and Kansas City.
Kind of sound like Nebraska.
Still got the double.
We'll do the double dip with A and B, Omaha and the other one.
Which one do you want to do for?
Stu Omaha first.
Final answer.
Yeah, that's going to be a negative.
All right.
Hey, hey.
Yeah.
That would be Little Rock Arkansas.
Wow.
Not only do I annihilate alienate all that smoke.
So unreal.
What a stupid question.
What the fuck would I know where his fucking library is?
That's because it's where you're from.
Yeah.
You think I'm a stalker of Bill Clinton?
He was the governor of Arkansas.
That's good for him.
I guess.
I wasn't fucking alive.
Oh, I got in my mouth.
All right.
Two hundred fifty thousand, please.
Wendy's is probably outside getting cold.
All right.
250,000.
Who was George Washington's vice president?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Hey, Thomas Jefferson.
Ben Franklin.
See Samuel Adams.
The John Adams.
Sam Adams.
I was quick.
Finally, I served.
Oh, no.
John Adams.
Oh, my God.
I knew it was one of the Adams.
Fuck you.
That one would have been a shout out to Assassin's Creed 3, but I fucked it up.
He was from the Adams family.
Fuck off, Casey.
My nasal passages feel like they're bleeding.
Oh, my God.
Look, I know World War 2, OK?
I don't know early American history.
Oh, my God.
Ow.
Five hundred thousand dollars.
Who was Peter Parker's day job?
A artist, B barber, C photographer, D writer, writer.
It's quick.
I like my answer.
Finally, wait, hold up.
You're tripping me up here.
The options again.
Oh, shit.
I'm like 90 percent sure it's writer because he works for the fucking news station.
A artist, B barber, C photographer, D writer.
No, he's a writer.
Yeah, there's no way.
The only one he could potentially be if I'm really fucking things up is a photographer.
There's no way he's a fucking barber.
Whatever the other one was.
Artist.
No way.
He's a writer.
Final answer.
Yeah.
At least he was in the Xbox game.
What?
He's a photographer.
I don't know if that's true.
I got to fact check you on that before I fucking do this damage.
No, I mean fact checked.
No fucking you know, didn't you ever see Spider-Man?
The original Spider-Man with Toby McGuire.
He's fucking he works for the fucking newspaper company and he takes pictures and he fucking
he's like getting pictures of Spider-Man.
He works for the newspaper because he's a writer.
Fuck.
He's taking pictures of Spider-Man as because he is Spider-Man.
Spider-Man's day job.
He's a journalist.
He is a writer.
Oh, no, that's Clark Kent.
Why did I said Spider-Man?
Why is it showing results for Superman?
That's because it's Google.
Oh my God, dude.
Why are all the results dude?
Spider-Man's day job, dude.
It's joining freelance photographer for the fucking newspaper.
I knew he worked for the goddamn fucking newspaper.
Oh my God.
That's why I said writer.
Oh my God.
Yeah, go suck my cock asshole.
All right, half mil.
Let's go.
No, that was a half mil.
Thank God.
Give me one last one.
What a retarded question.
What is that?
This needs to end for all the marbles.
One hundred one hundred one million Shiba Inu coins.
This state has the biggest coastline on the Pacific Ocean.
A California B Oregon C Washington D Alaska.
You know, I think I think Alaska has more surface area.
But is that the Arctic Ocean?
That's the real question you got to ask yourself.
The way Arctic that's south.
That's the question you have to ask yourself.
No, because this is an Arctic circle, the North Pole, but it's Antarctica.
No, I'm retarded Arctic circles down down under.
Jesus Christ.
No, it's not.
Oh my God.
I was right.
You're laughing at me.
You make me second guess myself.
Casey, give me your vape.
I'm stressed out.
Oh my God.
Well, then it would be California, but this just feels like a trap.
I mean, Alaska is not that far up there, is it?
It's definitely got to have more service area because everybody always underestimates how big Alaska is.
And it's so I don't know.
There's just such a long shoreline because there's so many different peninsulas and small shit off of it.
California is more or less just a straight coastline, but it is a big state.
Washington, no fucking way.
There's no way that's a small fucking state top of the left of the U.S. map.
But what was the other one?
Is California, Alaska, Oregon?
Yeah, Oregon.
I feel like that's moderately larger than Washington, but it still doesn't have that big of a coastline.
It's got to be Alaska or Cali.
If this is California, it just that just feels like a trick answer.
This feels like a gotcha question.
It feels like the knee jerk answer would be like Cali.
It's the Pacific coastline.
I know. And they're all over there.
There's no trick question there.
I know where all these states are, but how far up is Alaska?
I know it's attached to Canada.
It's up there.
But how up there is it, dude?
I don't fucking know, bro.
Oh, man.
It has to dabble in both.
I would imagine Alaska is probably at the border between the Pacific and the Arctic.
It actually is.
Because that's a that's a fact breaker there.
I bet you I can't tell you that information.
Oh, my God.
I thought you just did because if it's good both and I get this question wrong and I answer Cali, I'm going to be pretty upset.
I feel like the Arctic Circle isn't that big, but no, the Arctic Ocean is bigger than that.
The Arctic Ocean exists.
I'm not just making that up.
Am I?
Yeah, I am.
No, the Arctic Ocean does not exist.
So what does the Arctic Ocean just go around the whole fucking thing?
Let me think.
You got Pacific Atlantic.
Fuck me, man.
Oh, God.
We're going to leave this one up to a coin toss to heads.
Alaska.
Bottom Cali.
We're going to all in chance.
We're Harvey Denning this shit.
Ali Vag, you should just be Harvey Dent and just do this for your entire life.
I forgot which one I said it was.
All right.
Head, Alaska.
Tails, Cali.
It's heads.
We're going to go Alaska.
Final answer.
Yeah.
All in a coin toss.
Harvey Dent.
Final answer.
Let's go.
I knew California was a trap.
That was a trap answer all day.
I just won a million Shiba Inu points.
Yeah, transfer it.
All right.
Go to your coin base.
How much is this worth?
I don't know.
It changes every day.
It could be worth.
I know it changes every day.
It could be worth a million dollars tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
I have a feeling I'm about to get about 20 cents.
If that.
Where the fuck did my phone go?
I think I left my phone upstairs.
No, I didn't.
It's checking the Uber a minute ago.
Am I blind?
All right, I'm here.
Go to Coinbase and go to.
All right, I'm on Coinbase, Casey.
My assets.
We're going to receive.
Shiba Inu.
This app stopped looking.
Easy.
That's not at the bottom.
All right, I got it.
I got my assets.
Transfer.
Receive.
You should get a link.
Verify my photo ID.
Oh shit.
Casey, just give me a quarter.
I know it's not worth anything.
It is.
What is it?
What?
Shiba?
Yeah.
Oh.
What's a million Shiba worth?
It's about $15.
All right.
I'll fucking verify my photo ID later in case you send me a million Shiba credits, I guess.
All right.
Well, I'm counting that one as a win.
I am now the Quattro.
I counted as a Jeopardy win in my book.
Fuck those questions.
Fuck John Adams.
Well, if you like this episode, send like this on Facebook.
Send an email.
I don't believe you exist.
Literally at all.
I literally just don't believe it.
There's no way any of you listen to us.
It's all CIA operatives just fucking head haunting us.
Our 18 CIA bots, please dismantle the CIA.
This is going to be a weird outro.
Right.
And as always, be kind to yourselves and each other.
We out.
Fuck off.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this year come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten
feet tall.
Okay, so did they come from our planet?
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not agree with that.
What a fucking mess.
I just have to admit.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that they can fuck real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their
technology is absolutely vile.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibbit.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay.
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay.
Look it up.
You see the fucking shit that he was doing that shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing this just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay.
He's not fucking doing this shit, George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking bringer for all of this shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump
The fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there, everybody's like
Oh, I'm not the actual Trump
Everybody's like, you're saying
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for you
The actual government is trying
The actual school government, which is George Soros
And all these fucking latin people
Are actually the ones that are trying to fucking hold
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking millionaires
He fucking lost