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Welcome to Untitled Podcast.
This is Lil Tyler.
Featuring BLP Kosher.
Shout out my boy.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast episode 83.
What?
Tyler and Ali Mack.
I'm back baby.
Took a week off.
KC took two off though so don't get mad at me.
We're gonna be going next week as well.
I'll give the reason for why I wasn't here last week.
Later in the pod.
How about you just do it now.
Oh god.
Alright.
So Ali Mack goes on a bachelor trip right?
Yeah.
There with my brother.
It's a Jack and Jill.
So my brother.
Aw man.
He likes getting into it with his fiance.
And she was starting shit when we got there.
But regardless.
Way up.
Before any of us even get there.
It's Ocean City Maryland.
Six hour drive.
Fucking.
My brother makes it to New York City.
And I start getting phone calls from everybody else in the car.
Saying.
Oh his car is breaking down.
We're looking for rentals.
Can you pull over?
Like.
You might need to deploy a lifeboat to save us.
And fucking.
Drive us the rest of the way.
Your car?
This is my brother's car.
His issue was a wheel bearing.
More on wheel bearings later.
But fucking yeah.
So you don't buy Japanese cars.
No that was Nissan Armada.
Yep.
But that car has been.
I mean that car has been nothing but a piece of shit for my brother the whole time.
But regardless we make it up there.
First night goes OK.
Eventually.
Brother.
His girlfriend.
They get fucking into it.
Or fiance rather.
And it's an all night thing trying to figure it out.
Everybody's doing coke.
The fucking coke goes missing.
The coke fairy.
Yeah.
The coke goes fucking missing.
Nobody knows.
I'd like to say I did not partake.
I was actually very subdued this entire time.
I was in love with the coke girl.
But everybody's fucking.
It's like the Salem witch trials.
Everybody thinks somebody else fucking stole it.
It's like a nightmare.
The whole thing was just coke fueled rage on all ends from everyone.
Fucking.
Second night this girl gets hit by a fucking car.
I get woken up in the morning and it's like.
Wake up.
We need an EMS person.
Is Nikki OK?
And the.
No not Nikki.
Her name was fucking.
Regardless names don't matter.
But I was like who is that?
She was like you fucking asshole Alex.
Who's like fairly certain it was the first time I met her at this party.
But she was offended.
I didn't know her name.
She had like three of her fucking toenails torn off.
She's covered in road rash.
Apparently big gash to her head.
Apparently the whole fucking reason she got smoked by a car was because she saw a taco stand and bolted through traffic.
Got smoked by a car going like 35 miles per hour.
Flipped over the top of it.
Whole thing.
The cops didn't find the coke.
No.
No there was no.
I don't.
Somehow the police were not involved this entire trip.
It was incredible.
By night.
By that night I had prior to her getting hit by a car I was so fed up with the whole situation.
I missed a wedding.
I was not a best man in but I was a groomsman in over this.
I was supposed to leave the party one day early and God did I wish I could.
But.
No.
So that didn't happen.
Then on the ride back my wheel bearing starts to go like really fucking badly.
And I had the worst pan.
Everybody was fucking hammered the whole time.
I get panic attacks when I go on long drives especially when I'm hung over.
You throw a fucking wheel that's clinging to my car by a thread onto it.
I have like a four hour panic attack.
I drove for four hours through it until eventually I was like can somebody else drive.
I was like I don't think I can drive anymore.
Three I got my three brothers friends in the back because he has to deal with his car situation.
So I'm now the fucking overlord of the whole fucking return operation.
My car is fucking destroyed like my brother had a rental.
He could have got people home but regardless.
Then I bring the car to the shop.
But as a bunch more shit going wrong with it completely unrelated to the wheel bearing runs me like three thousand dollars which is why I wasn't here last week.
I literally did not have a car for the last week so that was fun.
But yeah then my mechanic tells me today he goes that wheel bearing had maybe 10 miles left on it before it before the wheel fell off.
We were going 80 the whole way back driving on this wheel bearing the car.
We were all getting back massages.
The car was vibrating everything.
You couldn't put anything on the dash or would go down.
I remember freaking out and I'm just looking at the water bottle I had on the floor.
Just the water is just going fucking crazy in the thing.
Like I think we should pull over.
It's like we're so close we can't do it.
I was looking at every projectile that we were the projectile in this instance but I was just going through my mind of like other people at my funeral.
I'm looking at every object on the road like every tree every bridge.
I was getting real nervous on bridges because I was like if this fucking wheel flies off we are going off of a cliff.
And it's the fucking mass pike I think at that point.
So you're on a fucking there's always a cliff to the side here or something.
No we are on the thruway.
Everything just looks like it.
I was looking at it like is it going to be that tree.
It's going to be that tree.
Like what's going to happen.
How many cars are we going to take out when this fucking falls off.
You didn't even have to drive on it.
The funny part you could have just pulled over took it to a shop got a rental car.
Dude but it but like you gaslight yourself into thinking it can make it because you're like but we've been driving on it for this long and it's still working.
Like surely it's got a little bit left in it.
I almost have my girlfriend common common my way.
I canceled her.
I canceled her at one point.
Yeah because when I stopped when you start and I now know it's because the wheel bearings have a chance to cool down.
But every time we stop at a rest stop and I would be like hey I think you got to start headed up here because this wheel is going to come off and we're going to need a ride to get us the rest of the way back.
I'm like fuck it.
I'll send it to a shop in Massachusetts.
I don't give a fuck.
Like I just want to make it home.
I want to make you live in New York.
Yeah it was a three the middle of New York.
So mind you that's a that's a decent drive.
So if I started feeling this whale wheel bearing when I was getting to Ocean City I probably drove on it from like I don't know a hundred miles there.
And then it was like Ocean City was in fucking Jersey.
No it's in Maryland.
There might be one in Jersey too.
Yeah there might be one in Jersey too.
But I'm not this was the further away one.
And then it's just like on the way back it was getting so bad.
But every time I would pull off I would give the bearing a chance to use it in Maryland.
You go to we might not have been in Massachusetts.
I feel like no I feel like we did Maryland is over here.
Maryland's over.
I'm fucking my states up then.
It was Maryland and then you we were in Jersey for a little while and then we were in New York.
You had to go through New York City to get there.
Yeah.
But when I like a lot of fucking like when I went to D.C. yet I either had to cut through New York City or cut through Jersey and I thought cutting through Jersey would be faster.
It's not.
Yeah it was supposed to be from from here to D.C. is about a four to five hour drive.
It took me three hours in Jersey alone.
Yeah.
No that's New Jersey.
I don't know if you guys have my fucking fiance was born and lived in New Jersey for her entire childhood.
Still Jersey is a fucking dog.
It's a dump.
It's a landfill.
It's also really funny not to sidetrack you.
But when she gets upset she has a Jersey accent and it's all like God like when she gets like actually upset me she starts going you know I don't understand what the fuck you talking about.
I'm like oh no you're fucking problem.
That's the problem.
I'm like oh you're doing it Tyler Tyler.
Listen to me.
Listen to me Tyler.
You're doing the Josie accent.
She's like and that always takes her out of the of the anger for a second.
It's just like oh your Jersey accents coming out.
She's like oh and she got like he actively like turns back to her.
Yeah.
When CC gets mad she gets a little bit of her her Hispanic there.
She's always got a little bit of it.
She claims she doesn't have an accent.
But you guys have heard her talk.
It's faint but it's there.
It's a little bit.
Yeah.
And like when she gets angry it's a little bit more prevalent.
I have apparently when I get really upset I get like a Brooklyn esque accent.
I just start yelling and then I get quiet and then if people keep poking at me while
I'm quiet then the bombs go off.
Fucking Kamala tries to talk hood because she's trying to get the black folks.
Oh God please don't.
I can't listen to her.
Don't you better not be dialing up.
Thank God.
Thank fucking God.
Finish the story because then we'll get on the.
What did we learn here.
Allie Mack.
We learned that American car.
No we learned don't drive really hung over on a bad wheel bearing.
Don't drive Japanese.
Drive.
Absolutely not.
Do they fucking make the most reliable cars out there.
Are you kidding me.
You could have a 2006 Toyota Corolla.
That thing would still be working today.
My dad's Prius has three hundred and twenty two thousand miles on it.
Yeah but it drives like it came off the assembly line yesterday.
I've had my Subaru for 10 years almost and that thing's still fucking going strong.
The only problem I had with it was the blower went.
Yeah.
That was it.
And I had to fix my muffler now.
Yeah.
Like and it's not even the muffler itself it's just a fucking gasket.
So like the gaskets go in and I and I and I thought I read online like yeah 10 years everybody's gasket goes.
Yeah.
So I mean and then I'll tell you about the problems my car had because he knew he was even like dude that's a wear and tear part.
You got to get that handled eventually but it's like that's the only really big thing you have to worry about.
Don't get me wrong.
It was like a grand and a half out of pocket for it.
But like Toyota charges five thousand dollars for that repair.
I got an insane deal on it.
But dude the fucking thing that pisses me off is I thought that my caddy was going.
Yeah.
So I looked into it in New York State.
You can't buy a Cadillac converter.
What you can't like if you look it up you can't buy a Cadillac converter if you live in New York State.
You have to get it through a dealership.
So no matter what even if you get a Cadillac converter from a dealership they're going to upcharge you just for the Cadillac converter.
And they're like well we won't put it we won't give you this unless you put it unless we put it on.
I'm like I can put on a Cadillac converter my fucking self.
And I know.
And like because I talked to the dealership and like because I'm like if I if my caddy was going I wanted to know like the pricing on it.
So I'm like I talked to a dealership and I'm like listen Mike I think my Cadillac converter is going.
Can you guys like put an order in for me and I'll buy it off of you.
There's like well we're not going to do that if we can only if we're only going to buy it if we can put it on your car.
And I'm like I can do it myself for fucking.
Yeah they don't give a fuck though.
And there's like yep.
And for the entire Cadillac converter thing it was five grand for a fucking muffler.
I'm like that's fucking stupid.
I'm like are you fucking kidding me.
No they fleece you every way they fucking can.
But like the actual Cadillac converter is eight hundred bucks.
And they are going to charge me like two to five grand depending on labor.
Yeah.
I'm like that's unbelievable.
I just want to get back to what Casey was saying because he's telling me to buy American cars.
Casey I want you to tell me what I'm wearing right now.
Wearing a Fourth of July Yankee.
I'm wearing a team in America.
USA Jersey Steph Curry where the fucking Captain America.
I got American Crocs on.
But look I love America.
Yeah I am in America.
No.
OK.
I'll invest in them when they start making good fucking cars.
For the record I do invest in Tesla.
OK.
I just don't I can't fucking afford a Tesla.
That's why you invest.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what I'm fucking doing Casey.
But we make shit cars is America.
No we make.
All right.
I got a little money still in there.
All right.
I'm back in just a little bit.
I'm dabble in.
Yeah I pulled out for a while but I'll be back in.
I'll be back in.
I just need to make sure I can afford a fucking new engine if my car explodes.
But the only repair I'm ever going to have to do on that thing.
Mine's got fucking 250 K on it.
Thing drives like it was built yesterday.
The reason.
Yeah.
The reason the fucking wheel bearing blew out on it was because the previous owner put
a shitty one in and Dan will tell you all about that because bearings you really.
Those are one of the parts you don't want to fuck around with.
So I had one bearing that fucking went but that's the only thing I've ever had to do.
Other than that it's been routine shit.
It's like you see change out the brake pads.
No fucking car was made over a decade ago.
It's not like under warranty or the previous owner.
The wheel bearing.
I don't think you could do that.
I drove on the thing for 600 miles.
I knew it was there.
You don't just you don't just like my wheel bearing went like no Casey I'm telling you
you were in my car for a half second.
You knew something was very very wrong with my car.
The thing was rocking.
Like I said the thing was like a controller like a PS5 controller on Max Vibration the
whole time.
Me and the guy who drove for me eventually both had our hands on the wheel.
You had to take a minute to like shake your hand off.
Your hands would go numb on the thing if it was there for too long.
I can't justify and be like oh it was his fault and be like oh it.
When did you realize someone was wrong.
Eight hours ago.
And like yeah go fuck yourself dude.
You should have got your car to the shop.
Yeah maybe fix it before you go on those 500 mile trip.
Well it wasn't like I said my car was fine when I left.
I wouldn't have taken it.
Cece would have happily given me her Toyota Corolla and I would have fucking taken another
Japanese car.
Yeah because they fucking know how to make good cars.
All right.
You want to know who else makes good cars.
Fucking Volvo.
Shout out to Volvo.
Volvo is the shit.
My brother just my brother got his first.
Swedes know what they're doing.
My brother got his first his first car at 17.
And he got a Volvo S60.
I had a V70 is my first car and my second car.
I briefly drove an S60 and then I drove an XC90 the whole time we worked at a previous
employer.
Yep.
The paddy wagon with the blue light on it.
My my dad has driven Volvos his entire life.
He's got a S60R design currently or a Polestar actually.
Yeah.
But I swear by him.
My my my like when I was learning how to drive I learned how to drive on a Volvo.
They drive like fucking Cadillacs too.
Yeah.
They're heavy as fuck.
They don't get they don't get great gas mileage but for how heavy they are they really do
get good gas.
And then you get like 20 to the gallon in those.
So my I learned how to drive on an XC90 which was my mom's car and a S60 which was my dad's
car.
And then eventually right after I got my license my mom got a Acura.
I don't know what the MDX Acura MDX.
That was her her new car.
And then my dad got a fucking another fucking R design and then he got another R design
and then he got a fucking Polestar.
Yeah.
Fucking two turbos in it.
That's wild.
Then he got fucking Casey over here who thinks he's Matthew McConaughey.
What?
I always have a Mike or Lincoln.
You're Lincoln Buick Buick.
That's not a Buick.
Fucking so much.
Oh my God.
That's not a deal.
That's what I told.
Remember Casey's fucking first Buick when it got.
Oh no you weren't there.
Remember when it got snowed in and me you and fucking Higgy had to dig it out.
I get like I get like memories on Snapchat from that all the fucking time.
I would like that car.
Sometimes the power would just go out in the car while I was driving.
I had a breeze like that.
Yeah.
The power steering would shut off and you crank it.
The brakes wouldn't press down.
Sounds like a really reliable car.
So like I was going around the curb one time and that fucking car shut off and I like had to fucking yank it.
Yank the steering wheel as hard as I could into like this dude's driveway.
And so I was like, are you OK?
Yeah, I had two cars.
I had a 1999 Toyota Camry, which is my first car and I drove that for three and a half years.
Yeah.
And that thing.
I love that thing.
I love that thing because it was like Gary because it had no pickup at all and fucking does everybody here nicknamed their cars?
I nicknamed my cars because I nicknamed every single one of them.
So my first car was Gary in my car.
My current car Sylvia and Sylvia is great.
I love Sylvia, but fucking Gary when I was driving the fucking not the Prius, the Camry from 99.
That thing was great when I was in high school.
You know, it got me to and from the week before.
I was doing paperwork for my brand new for my brand new car that I was buying.
I was doing my paperwork, all that shit.
And then I was driving down the street from my house and it's a rather it's a 55 mile per hour zone.
We'll put it at.
Yeah.
Now I was driving on there and I heard thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk.
Mike, I don't have to put her out to pasture.
I don't know what that is.
And I looked down.
I looked at my rear view and I just see four brake pads.
Just going down the fucking road.
I'm like, oh, that's not good.
So that's tough.
You've been to my house for so you know that street ends in the cemetery.
Yeah, I just fucking was laying on my horn.
I was laying on my horn and I put my flashers on and I just coasted into the ditch in the cemetery.
I'm like, I ain't going to be.
Fuck.
And I'm like, oh shit, there's a stoplight coming and it's a pretty decently fast there.
And I'm like, you were like, what the fuck?
And I had like one guy like coming to the cemetery with me.
I'm like, my breaks literally flew off.
He is like, oh, fuck, dude.
He's like, I just thought you were a dick.
No, I've just imagine how scary it is if you have a Toyota and your brakes just don't work.
And you can't stop.
It just flew off.
I was like, because like the Toyota's used to have their brakes fucking not work.
Oh, my God.
That was like a couple of times.
It was a fucking recall.
Yeah, don't you go shitting on Toyota too much for Toyota had fucking.
Yeah, people are getting stuck in their fucking Teslas to.
Okay.
Fucking gas pedals getting stuck down.
So I was doing that shit.
So I fucking did that.
My operator error.
Clearly.
I was like, oh, oh.
I posted into the cemetery and then I figured out that I can use the brakes.
It's just going to be grinding on my fucking rotors with the fucking random thing that,
like, you know, that like actually clutches down.
So I'm just going to fucking give all your money to Japan.
Like, we're not already three trillion dollars in debt.
I love I love those little conversations you have when you like almost die when you're
driving and like somebody pulls over with you.
Like I won where it was I was driving around my hometown and there's this one intersection
where like, I don't know, it's a big hill on both ends.
So I'm coming down my way.
They're coming down my way.
I mean, yeah, towards one another.
And they just slowly start coming into oncoming traffic.
And they're like, like, oh, my God, this is going to fucking hit me.
So I lay on the horn.
They don't even look up.
They just stay in oncoming traffic until like we almost connect.
I had to go into oncoming traffic to avoid them because there was no shoulders and there's
still more cars coming in and like swerved back into my lane immediately threw it into
park. I thought I hit our cars.
I thought I heard our cars hit, but they didn't.
It must have just been like how fucking tight I had to turn it.
The guy gets out and he goes, did are you OK?
Like, did he hit you?
I'm like, I don't know.
I think he might have like, holy shit.
They're like, dude, what the fuck's that guy doing?
You're damn right.
What the fuck does he think he's doing?
Like, I almost fucking died there.
He's like, all right, well, you're all good.
Like, yeah, have a good day.
Thank you.
I love when random guys do that shit.
I was fucking driving to work and I was driving by Sienna, actually, to get to work.
And I don't take that route anymore because of this.
But I was driving past Sienna College and I was like sitting there and I was at a stoplight.
And I saw some guy behind me just fucking fell asleep at the wheel and just like love tapped my bumper.
Yeah.
And I just think he's like and I look in my rear view and I see him go, oh, no.
We both kind of pull over and I'm like, I like looked at my car.
There was no damage on mine or his.
But I was kind of like, what the fuck, dude?
Mind you, I'm wearing an EMS uniform.
So I kind of look like a cop, you know?
He's like, oh, fuck.
I'm like, I just like looked at my thing.
I looked at his car and I'm like, I'm not seeing any damage on mine.
There's like a little like it was like, you know, like when you just bump into something, you can kind of like rub off like the little bit of a scratch.
And that's all I did. And that happened.
I'm like, I mean, I'll do I'll exchange insurance information, but I don't really think that I'm going to do anything.
He's like, oh, man, thank you.
I'm like, bro, you look like you haven't slept in six days.
He's just like, yeah, man, I've been studying for these fucking exams, dude.
I'm like, go home, get some fucking sleep, dude.
But like he just bumped into my car and I'm like, like I was just like, what the fuck?
Like type thing when it first happened.
And then I got out and I realized there was like no damage or anything.
So I'm just like, I'm going to check on this fucking fellow seat because you don't just bump into somebody's car for no reason.
Yeah. The only time I ever got in an accident was when I was sitting at a green light trying to like turn left.
And some kid just ran into the back of my car at like 40 miles an hour.
Dude, what are you doing?
I pulled over.
This fucking coolant was like leaking all over the oil was leaking all over the ground called the fucking fire department.
Got the fucking the fucking brothers.
Oh shit. My car.
Oh fuck.
And I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
Your car fucking pay attention.
Dush bag and the dude that I did it with was from fucking Texas.
What is like a 19 year old kid?
He's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm sitting at a green light waiting to turn left.
God, the only accident I ever got into like in traffic, like I've had a bunch of close calls and like I almost fucking died last week.
But like whatever the fucking the one was when I was in the ambulance, though, and I just went P one through a light.
No, no, I wasn't working with you.
That was a different.
This was the one that they pulled my driver for, even though it wasn't my fault.
I cleared all the I cleared all the lanes I could see, but it was a blind turn and Schenectady.
Like when you're coming off one of the exits by the bridge there, it was like right after a snowstorm.
So like it's already and they was all piled up against the wall of the bridge, too.
So you couldn't fucking see anything anyways.
And the guy's like, yeah.
So I get T-Bone going through the intersection after it.
Like I was in shake it out and I got fucking slammed into it like 30 miles per hour.
I was like, yeah, I heard the sirens.
I saw the lights.
I just I just froze.
I'm like, you fucking asshole.
Like you motherfucker.
And it fucking was eight, of course, the fucking blood bus.
And I was just looking like the wheel is indented in me and my partner were fine, but we both like got it.
I'm sure the drive cam.
It was pretty fucking funny.
But like the cops like, oh, my God, this guy's definitely at fault.
Oh, that's bad.
That's bad.
Fucking.
Oh, my God.
But no, the guys are.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
And then Milwaukee still like, I take his driver away.
I saw a body cam this week of Albany cop who was sitting like in the captain's chair of Milwaukee Ambulance.
Fucking EMT pulls out the patient.
The other one lifts up the back of the stretcher over the safety rail.
Yeah.
The patient starts tipping, falls face first on the ground in handcuffs.
Oh, my God, dude.
It was it was it was not funny.
Dude, I fucking showed up there.
I didn't see it happen, but my partner did.
They were taking somebody out of the back of an ambulance and just the new guy in the back, I guess, just pulled the thing off the back like the little the catch.
That's what he did.
Yes. The thing just fucking.
Out of a box, too.
So it was a pretty significant drop out of it.
It slammed into the ground.
Oh, my God.
It's like, I hope they know that they can get a fucking lawsuit out of that.
Like, holy shit.
I think my favorite thing I saw when I was in an ambulance, I was driving past a bar and I was actually with Higgy.
And this is like we got off at midnight.
So I was doing a four to midnight shift.
So I was like, OK, whatever.
And it was eleven fifty fifty two p.m.
So I'm like, I'm getting off in eight minutes.
And we're driving past this bar and these two two dudes are just fucking going at it.
They're fucking they're they're like punching each other.
And like when they're punching, like blood's coming off of them, I'm like and he's like, are we going to pull over?
I'm like, I get off in eight minutes.
I'm not pulling over.
It's not even like you have relief at that point.
That rigs is out of service.
Fuck it. I don't care.
If they really want someone, they'll call 911.
That sounds like a violation of your duty to act.
I don't care.
You got to see what the paramedic lawyer has to say about this.
It would be a scene is not safe.
OK, that's a fair argument to make, but you still call it in.
I was just like, wow.
And you know, if you call it in, this badge is going to be like, yeah.
So, yeah, like go around the corner and put it in park.
I don't know what to tell you.
Like, no, I told Algerby and like, yeah, no, I'm not going to do that.
It's not happening.
I'm not going on this actually.
How's it going to be like?
Now you're going to do a big guy.
I'm like, no, I'm not.
I can't tell you how many times I told you I'm not going out.
Thirty seven.
No, thirty seven.
You're still on the clock.
I'm like, no, I'm not.
Bravo response.
Stage in the area.
No, it's going to be wagered seven rescue to Mohawk as I just said, rescue to Mohawk.
Hey, I don't see Delta.
So let's talk about how R.F.K.
Jr. dropped out of the race and endorsed Trump.
Yeah, that's fucking retard.
That's going to tip the scales.
Yeah, I think that's I think that's a win for Trump.
That's good.
He was actually fucking R.F.K.
is fucking sold out.
I was all for him until he fucking he fucking sold out whoever to, you know, whoever he
thought was going to win.
But he was also thinking about going on the side.
Well, I'm glad he didn't.
Glad he didn't.
Well, now guess who I'm voting for?
Not.
Thanks, R.F.K.
You betrayed your entire fucking family.
Yeah, but he would have split the vote, too.
I think he knows that.
He didn't want to be a spoiler.
They said he was like a disgrace to the name of his fucking father.
I I really think that J.F.K.
and R.F.K. would look at the Democratic Party right now and be like, this is a fucking joke.
Yeah, I think I think R.F.K.
would he would be the best, but he's not going to win.
And I think he took the right decision.
But it sucks because like I fucking I loved R.F.K.
is a fucking you got to get it.
You got to get a Kennedy in there.
Like I fucking know what they're doing.
I think that the next election that happens because it's going to go to an actual fucking election
for a fucking nominee this time.
I think that that's what we said in fucking 2020, though.
Look where we're at.
I think that Kennedy could win in the Republican Party, actually.
I can't wait for now because the Democrats aren't going to vote for him because he's fucking he he he backs Trump.
I think you get people from both sides to kind of like him.
You know, but the thing is pretty moderate.
But the thing that I'm saying is like he can't run in.
He can't run for like like the liberal candidate anymore or the Democratic candidate because fucking he he he backs Trump in this election.
So the liberals and the Democrats are going to be like, nope, we can't put him in because you backed Trump type.
He's never going to run as a Democrat again.
I don't think he's going to run at all.
I think he could run as a Republican.
He's not running for the for this election.
No, the next one.
I don't think he would.
It sucks because I fucking it's I don't know.
But the whole fuck the CIA.
Yeah, you fucking heard me fucking took out his dad and his uncle.
He was put parasites in his fucking brain worms.
The worms are bad.
He was trying to like five.
I think that that honestly that fucking parasite thing, I think that's what killed him in this election.
The world everybody was like, oh, you mean that guy that got his brain eaten by worms.
He's fucking fine. He's he's so much more of a logical choice than the other two fucking dumbasses.
Like just fucking oh my God.
But that's all it takes.
Everybody's uninformed, including the worms.
He did have some crazy views, but you're telling me that the other two don't.
He was like he was talking about like how, you know, corrupted Democratic Party has become.
And yeah, because he's a fucking whistleblower like his uncle and his dad.
And look where that comes. It's understandable.
He's an honest man.
It's understandable that he doesn't want to be affiliated with the Democrats.
He's a fucking honest guy.
And that's what killed him.
But I mean, backing Trump is not like the option to go with their I don't fucking run as an independent and have people like me who are going to vote for him.
Just vote for you like run on an actual campaign.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I hear where you're coming from.
But you also there is an element of realism that comes near to you got to be a realist.
It's a two party system and it sucks that it's that way.
What are we doing over here?
He's watching Dracula flow.
Jesus Christ.
Unbelievable.
I'm trying to find the worms.
Thrust in a way.
All he did all he did by dropping out was ensure that this will be a fucking two party, you know, one or the other situation where it's the shiniest of two turds.
Casey, it doesn't matter because regardless of who the president is, we're not going to be here in four years.
All right.
We're not going to be here in six months.
Yeah, it's a dark world.
Well, I'll tell you, if Trump wins the election, though, I'm invested in some stocks.
Yeah, this world's crazy.
It's just gone so downhill.
It's funny because every once in a while you that meme that never dies is that one where it's the roller coaster where it's like summer of 2016, the rest of our lives.
And that's so true.
Like that is when it happened.
And that was also the year I graduated from high school.
I noticed a sharp like just change.
When Trump became president.
You're right.
I got you.
Twenty sixteen.
It wasn't even that it was the it wouldn't have mattered if Hillary won.
Like, dude, there was already so much political division like Hillary would not have fixed that.
It would have made it worse.
I feel.
Trump Trump did start it, but it's like this is the world we live in now.
And unfortunately, if Trump didn't get elected, it's not fucking go into that.
I think it fucked up an entire generation of Trump spent the first six months of covid trying to deny it.
Dude, you want to know what I was in straight up denial.
I'll tell you the fucking thing.
The lockdowns are the right idea.
Yes.
No, I want to tell you something, Casey.
The lockdowns are the reason where my one of my favorite things to do when I had a day off was go to a Wendy's walk in, dine in and eat in a dining room that was filled with other people.
Sure, I didn't talk to him, but they were there.
It was nice.
Everywhere you go is a fucking ghost town.
Everything is grub hub or door to ash.
You can't fucking like restaurants are barren.
Just it's I don't know.
No, I think fucking not let people in the country from fucking China.
He fucking tried to do that.
He tried to do that six months.
He tried to do that at first.
And everyone's like, you can't do that.
That's racist.
We don't like you.
You're a racist.
He called it the fucking Chinese virus.
It was.
Yeah.
Well, the whole thing was like, hey, I think it came from a lab in Wuhan.
Guess what?
It fucking did.
I don't see how you can be mad that he called it the Chinese virus when it literally fucking
was.
It was developed in a lab.
We know that and it originated in China.
Like, where do you think it came from?
You think we designed it and planted it there?
Listen, I know that Trump didn't shut down the borders until it was too late because he
was fucking in denial.
Even when he was in denial, I'm pretty sure he did say that he wanted to shut the border
and he was like, oh, here we fucking go.
This is not going to take away our freedom.
This covid is racist.
I'm the least racist person you've ever met.
Dude, I would just like to fucking strangle fucking Fauci to death with both of my bare
hands.
And he like, and I'm not even going to get into it.
I don't even know that much about Fauci, but he was so irritating just the way he looked,
the way he talked.
He just was punchable.
I hate it.
What about the fucking mass?
The people who were like, oh, you can't make me wear a mask because of my my fucking rights
are being violated in the moment.
When all that shit was going on, I thought that that was so stupid, too.
But now that I look back on it, it's like.
It wasn't going to go away already.
It was already just covid is just part of life now.
And sure, there wasn't a vaccine at that point, so everything was fucking going.
These people are saying that like Fauci made up like the fact that mass protect you from
viruses.
They're saying like he just made it up to get people to be like subservient or some
shit.
OK, well, while I don't agree with that, but there is an element of freedom that comes
along with not wearing a mask.
And I don't know.
I feel like it's I feel like I have a weird skewed.
Yeah, well, if you don't want to be fucking locked down, then at least fucking do something
to limit the spread of fucking disease.
It's so fucking gay wearing a mask.
And there's fucking people who still wear masks.
Those guys are fucking awful.
Those if you can if you see somebody walk in still wearing a mask, I'm like, you are
the worst type of I wear a mask every day.
I will see my dad's my dad's neighbor comes out the other day when my dad's getting a
step put in in front of his apartment and he comes outside because he wants the same
thing done to his.
My dad told me that ever since Covid started, he's just been a shut in and he comes out
and he's wearing a surgical mask and he's like, can I take down your number?
And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me your paper.
It's like, oh, no, no, no, I don't touch the same things other people do.
It's like, and don't get me wrong, this guy's got a little bit of the tism, so he doesn't
know how to talk to people.
So we actually said that and like I was like, oh, OK, it's can I hand you a business card?
No, no, I'll take your number, though.
It's like I found it.
God fucking damn it.
The worms, the worms, the worms, the worms.
I'm in the Marriott.
That's that's how I picture fucking RFK getting his brain.
But if Trump didn't deny Covid, he literally could have saved like the huge pandemic from being in the United States and could have saved the economy.
I disagree with that entirely.
Casey, it spreads so much.
Covid killed the economy.
That is one of your worst takes.
Why is that a bad thing?
Covid killed the economy.
If you lock down everything in the entire country, oh, guess what?
Your economy is going to go in the fucking shit.
And it already spread all over the fucking world, too.
Sure, we had the highest infection numbers, but all it takes is a couple of people.
Like it was going to make it over here eventually.
It's not like we were just going to be Covid free.
So go on a week lockdown and ban people from coming in the country for a week.
That's not how that works, though.
People have to. There are essential workers that have to do their jobs, like to maintain the water department.
And then we found out, oh, shit, Covid isn't that fucking bad.
Lock the border down and test them, people who are coming in for Covid before they come in.
That's what we did.
It didn't fucking work.
We fucking denied it for six months.
You are the worst person, Casey.
Every time I talk to you, I hate you more.
Every day.
It was just going to blow up either way.
It's so fucking hard to be your friend, Casey, because every day I'm like, God damn it, Casey.
You just said something that made your last stupidest thing look even fucking smarter than it had to.
Like, Casey, I get where you're coming from, but at the same time, like it was going to happen either way.
Like, I don't think that there was there was it doesn't matter.
It got a six month head start on a shirt, probably wiped a bunch of people out.
Those people probably would have got wiped out anyways.
Like, I don't know.
You can't look back on it.
It's just I think it was going to blow up here anyways.
I just eventually people are going to get sick of wearing masks.
How is downswing going on a tour and not having any New York fucking tours?
I follow their tour dates, actually.
How do they not have a fucking tour date in New York?
They're still probably going to be popping up here every once in a while.
That's insane.
So how do you think this started?
If it was started on a lab, do they like spread it to the bat in that one grocery store?
No, they actively they if you actually looked at it, the China didn't get hit at first.
It only happened in America.
They made a fucking virus that they did fucking they umbrella corp this shit.
They fucking released it in Raccoon City and it went across the entire fucking America and then the whole world is a fucking mess.
Yeah, I think it was developed.
I don't think it was I mean, I don't even was there even any proof that it was actually like from a bat and all that.
I heard it got proven.
It got proven.
That was like a rumor.
I got proven last year that it was made in a lab.
I that I thought I was but it was also true that it started with a bat.
They I think they took DNA from a bat.
I don't know.
They either injected the bat with the coven or like the bat got in the fucking lab somehow.
Yeah, a bat getting into a lab.
That's real.
That's a it's a real good lab or like you know the cold procedures in there are impeccable.
Somehow the virus got out and infected animals.
I mean like we I mean the same thing could have fucking happened here.
I'm sure that we're developing disease and shit like that too.
There's no way that us China all the major countries have to have a little bit of a hand in that game.
I hear they're a real good company.
Yeah, that's it.
That's stock price will go to the moon.
Fucking us and Russia have still have the power to spread spread fucking smallpox.
Yeah, the world.
I'm sure we got fucking the bubonic plague in there somewhere to speak of which you guys going to get a fucking Silent Hill 2 remake when it comes out.
I I've never played a Silent Hill game.
I don't know.
He is five dude.
A Silent Hill remake would be a fucking it's only on PS5.
Yeah, it's only on PS5.
But if you want to play a Silent Hill game play Silent Hills 2 remake because it's the I want to.
It's a remake.
PS5.
It's a remake of the best Silent Hill.
Casey, you just need to get a PC, dude.
But it's on now.
It's five done that.
I know.
I'm not saying for Silent Hill.
I'm just talking in general.
You have a series X.
Is that what you have?
Yeah, it's been giving me connection issues lately.
Yeah, I've been playing a lot of PlayStation.
Yeah, they did.
His fucking spectrum was down for 14 hours.
Yeah, that's the Internet.
That's not as PC.
Yeah, that was.
Yeah, that was my that was my Internet.
What happened with his Xbox?
I still blame it on his PC.
Dude, I've been playing a lot of fucking Magic the Gathering recently.
I really love magic.
It's a fucking good card game.
But like his caffeine is making me fall asleep.
Fuck, fuck.
No, I'm sober now.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't mention that after that whole trip.
I've been sober since.
What a guy.
I had one little slip where a fucking waitress gave me limoncello.
I had one shot because it was given to me.
I didn't even order it and I felt like it would have been rude to refuse it.
So what have you been up to there, buddy, besides, you know, dying in a car?
Well, that about does it.
I've been taking a lot of time just chilling at home.
It's been like honestly, I've been like mentally recuperating for that.
I think I understated a little bit how much that fucking drive affected me.
It was the worst panic attack.
Like it was hands down like top one or two worst days of my life.
Like it just I felt like I was never going to get home.
That drive home lasted hours and I was actually having visions like my fucking funeral and shit.
I didn't think I was going to make it home.
And now I find out I almost didn't.
So I came home and it's like just going sober for a while.
I'll give you a stay home.
I want to give you a good eulogy.
I don't want a eulogy.
Not this.
I like to think I'm here for a good time and a long time.
I would have been like he died the way he lived in a Prius.
But I fucking it's just like I hear you've been playing a lot of Assassin's Creed the whole series of it.
Yeah, because the Ezio well actually the Ezio.
So Assassin's Creed 2 to Rogue.
So to Brotherhood Revelations 3 4 and Rogue and all the DLCs for all of them was like 30 bucks on Switch.
And I was like I did down PC and it looks crisp on the switch.
Oh yeah.
It looks beautiful.
I played one.
I played two.
I played I played Brotherhood.
I skipped Revelations because I was getting sick of like the whole Ezio arc.
I love Revelations and then I can't wait till I make it there.
And then I played three and then I played Rogue which Rogue was very very good and I didn't expect it to be as good as it was.
And the whole thing takes place in Albany.
Yeah, like it takes place in the Mohawk Valley.
That's where the entire map is is the Mohawk Valley.
And I'm like that's fucking yeah.
Sleepy Hollow is one of the towns in it.
Albany is one of the towns fucking Rochester's in it.
Like there's like the whole fucking thing is just all of upstate New York.
I'm just a little bit upset because I was talking about how I was playing through these games to a co-worker.
Shout out Nate.
But fucking we were he was telling me how that's the only game where there's an Irish assassin and that's who you play as.
And he turns into an assassin hunter and he's like yeah so he's kind of like a traitor.
So he pissed me off.
I'm Irish too.
Fuck.
The whole thing is he has a good reason to be a turncoat.
And I as a Catholic I wanted to play as a Templar for so fucking long.
I'm sure you did.
I was like and I got to play as one I'm like this is fucking awesome Casey.
And it's pretty funny how he likes these games because especially two three and Revelations is essentially just fuck the Catholic Church.
You fight the boss battle in Assassin's Creed 2.
In the Vatican.
You fight against the Pope.
You do.
Yeah.
The Pope is the final boss.
Yeah.
But he's using a device that gives you mind control.
That's literally what the priest is.
He has an Apple of Eden which can control the control people.
Are you guys going to get Harry Potter Quidditch comes out next week.
Wait what.
Harry Potter Quidditch comes out next week.
Is that a separate game or is that in in.
It's a new separate game.
It's like the first Quidditch game since PS2.
I was wondering why they didn't put Quidditch in Hogwarts.
Because they fucking were like we're going to release a separate game.
We got a cash cow here.
It's on PSC, Xbox.
Is it going to be a full price game.
It's forty bucks.
OK. At least it's not like sixty nine dollars.
But can we talk about how games becoming sixty nine dollars is the standard now.
I can't.
That's fucking that.
That's that.
That irks me to no end.
Oh shit.
Just one thing I want to say also with my PC.
Now I can connect my Oculus to it just wirelessly because they made that super easy now.
Wirelessly.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
So I got to look into that.
Yeah.
I was playing.
It's so easy.
Like my my my literally download the Oculus app.
You download Steam VR.
There's a Steam VR app on Oculus now.
So you literally just click it and then you you bring up Steam VR in your PC.
It links the headset and you just play PC.
So like I just beat through Half Life Alex and then I got a fucking Raven home.
Was that in it.
No no Raven home wasn't in it.
It was the coolest mission that entire fucking series that Raven home.
It truly was like the most immersive experience I've ever had in a game like to reload and the fucking crazy fucking the crazy priest in Raven home was fucking awesome.
The home was fucking I loved it.
The game plays so well.
You don't have a gravity gun.
You have gravity gloves so you can look at any object in the room because everything actually.
Was Freeman in it?
Was Gordon Freeman in it?
No no no this was it's a prequel to Half Life 2.
So he's just still off in Black Mesa land.
But did you see that they're actually making a third one now.
Do they actually confirm it.
They confirmed it.
Oh shit.
And they said that they might be making a Left 4 Dead 3.
They might be trolling because Valve has always done that because the whole thing is Valve hates 3s.
They can't count to 3.
Yeah they can't count to 3 because Portal 3 never happened Left 4 Dead 3.
I hated in Left 4 Dead when they had the hand without the thumb and then for 2 they had 2.
I'm like you could have made 4.
And then Left 4 Dead 4 you could have just been like left like and then like hyphenated the 4 for Left 4 Dead.
Well they also well they had back 4 blood which was a lot of the team that worked on Left 4 Dead.
But that game was kind of a dud.
It was it was ton of fun but it just didn't have the replayability.
Like I still get on and play Left 4 Dead 2.
Oh Left 4 Dead 2.
And the lobbies are still populated.
Any mission you want you just load in games over like probably approaching 20 years old.
Why have a game called Left 4 Dead?
We should we should.
I love Left 4 Dead.
It's not cross-platform Casey so you have to get a PC.
Oh jeez.
But I was playing Star Wars Squadrons bro that game is fucking fire.
I'm in VR I'm in a fucking TIE fighter.
Oh that's the coolest shit in my life.
Yeah.
Oh that has to be fucking sick.
They didn't they didn't EA being EA didn't fucking support it.
So even though it has like a really cool online like if you sit and wait for a match every once in a while you get into it and it's full of idiots like me that are figuring the game out.
And then it's just these people.
That are fucking insane.
Like the skill ceiling in that game is so high.
Once you get down there's people in TIE fighters that were going like a million miles an hour.
And then they would just like practically stop in place and just rotate.
Oh do you like the fucking.
And then just pinpoint yeah.
I'm gone.
Like literally every single fucking Top Gun 2 fucking thing with like the Russian jet that did that.
Yeah.
It's pretty sick though because it's like you can you have three bars and it's complicated and it's a little bit overwhelming when you're learning the game and you can kind of leave all three in the middle.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But like you have you have your deflector shields your weaponry and then your thrusters and you need to manage a set amount of power between those three.
And you feel like you're in the fucking movie it's like full power shields.
You know somebody's on your fucking ass.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Shield shield shield shield.
But then like you lined it up and it's like I'm going to fucking go for this guy's speed.
All right.
I got a shot.
Attack.
You just feel like you're and you're in VR like when you and then like when somebody always choose the Empire fucking don't ever choose the rebellion because the Empire fucking Thai fighters are so much better.
I like the X-Wings cockpit in the VR though it looks cooler.
I think you'd agree with me in that instance but it's just like the fucking the Thai fighters are so much cooler though.
I love Thai fucking gets my heart going though like no other game does because you're actually you feel like you're fucking in it like I don't know it's cool because VR like these immersive VR games they can actually jump scare.
You like in fucking the first time I played Half Life Alex like there's a scene where like you don't have your guns you don't even have your gravity gloves yet and you're just trying to make it to the lab and you like press the elevator button and like two fucking combine guys open it and they're like pointing the gun at you and you're like fucking elevator.
No you can't punch them you have no way to defend it and when they're pointing the gun at you is like fuck like it looks real like the game's graphics like running.
Yeah like even with my shitty internet connection my Oculus is laying in the PC and it was just like.
Full like practically 4k like if I had a better headset it would have looked even better.
I played bone lab which is the new one.
Yeah yeah so I was playing that and I turned the corner and there's like six dudes holding guns at me I'm like fuck.
Yeah.
The thing was with that you could like grab the gun if they're pointing it at you so like I like yeah I just played as that lanky guy just fucking would wipe people.
He just plays the tank and just literally brush people off.
So I was like I was like I was walking and then I'm like oh fuck and like I turned the corner and there's just like three guys pointing guns at me.
So dude that game makes you feel like fucking John Wick though when you fucking start doing.
Yeah when you pull some shit off.
Because like the guy was like I turned the corner and like the guy was like as close as me and Ali Mack are and he points the gun at me.
So I grabbed the gun and I turn it and then I pulled the trigger with my thumb and it shoots the guy in the head and I pull the fucking thing and I take his body like this.
Yeah you can put him in a headlock. So I was using him as a fucking shield and I'm shooting the two guys Mike dude I feel like I'm John Wick right now.
This shit's fucking sick.
Half life's that way too like there was one point like I just got a fucking grenade thrown at me and I just fucking sniped the thing out of midair caught it threw it into a room that had more guys in it blew them all the smithereens like pulled a 360 turn.
Popped my gun up and just nailed the guy that threw the nade like three times in the head and the whole room was dead instantly and it was like that was the coolest shit I've ever done.
Also it kind of makes you feel like a psychopath when you're taking like the guy's head and you're smashing it into a fucking wall.
Yeah sometimes you can get a little too into it.
Like if somebody yeah if somebody like dinged me like six times I was like fuck I really don't have enough health for the next encounter because of you.
Finally get your hands on it's like fuck you.
You're smashing his fucking head into the wall.
Yeah they're going to make GTA San Andreas for VR for the Oculus.
Nah I don't think that's going to happen because they said that when like the Oculus 2 launched and they haven't said a word about it since.
I would have loved to play like Grand Theft Auto 4 in VR.
That would be my favorite.
Resident Evil 7 was great in VR.
Resident Evil 4 in VR was cool too I like that a lot.
Yeah.
Because like that was the first one that like kind of immersed me.
Yeah.
I'm telling you though Half-Life Alex is a different beast compared to that.
Like fucking do this.
It takes you five seconds but link your headset to your PC and get Half-Life Alex because that game will you're going to play it and you're going to come back a changed man.
I'm telling you the first time like when you load in and you just see how buttery everything is like there's leaves blowing in the wind and shit.
And you're just like damn.
So I was playing.
And it's Half-Life.
Yeah like it's like the first time you've been exposed to it.
So there's a nostalgia factor.
I don't know.
So I fucking love I was playing.
I was playing Resident Evil 4 the VR one and you know the iconic scene where like the chainsaw guy comes in.
Yeah.
I forgot about that.
So I was in the fucking thing and then I just hear that like yeah.
And I turn around I just see the bag head guy coming at me like oh oh fuck oh yeah.
And the game makes you move so slow when you're pointing a gun to oh man.
And I was like bag dump.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Yeah.
As soon as I loaded into the game like oh this is so fun.
And I knew the chain song counter was coming up because when I was a kid I had to shut it off every time when I got to that point it scared me too much.
So I was like this is going to be the first time I actually do this.
And I'm in VR and it's like one o'clock.
I'm in the basement.
My roommates are asleep.
And it was just like I got through it and I was like.
Okay.
Let's go.
I just hate because you're in you're trapped in the house with him.
You can't get out.
Yeah.
And I was like but like I'm like fuck.
But then if you get caught it actually like the guy chainsaws your head off in the game.
And then you're fucking and then your head rolls down so it looks like your head is rolling on the ground.
And that's fucked me up because like when I turned the corner and I couldn't get my gun around fast enough.
Yeah.
Because I turned around I did like one of these and he was already.
It's an instinct right here.
And he's like what.
And I just see my head go just rolling on the ground.
It was a great fucking scene.
I played that game until until I made it.
What are they called the regenerator.
Fuck those guys.
Yeah.
Where you get the thermal scope and you got to shoot your target.
And they're like all twitchy and slow moving but they fucking kill you in one hit if they touch you.
It's like right at the end of the game.
Yeah.
I made it to that point in VR and I was like I'll do this tomorrow.
And I just haven't picked the game up since that was like two years ago.
I can't I couldn't I was too much.
I couldn't I got five nights at Freddy's on my fucking head so I couldn't play that that game is fucking anxiety inducing in VR.
Really.
Yeah that game is it.
I mean I'm sure once you get used to the jump scares you can do with it but it's just like and I'm deaf in one ear.
So like I can't tell if I'm hearing the footsteps from the right or the left which is a major game mechanic.
So like I was wasting so much more power with the lights on the door.
So it was like when they fucking came in me I didn't stand a chance.
I made it to like fucking night too.
I mean yeah I made it to like 2 a.m.
On night two when I was like I can't play this game.
I don't have the hearing for it every once in a while you hit the light and it's just fucking Bonnie or somebody looking through the window.
And they make them look so fucking big like the beginning.
Yeah.
And the title screen is like Freddy in front of you and he's just fucking colossal and it's like press any button.
Really.
Like oh god.
I feel like the horror genre just fits VR better than anything else.
It does but it's it's too intense for some.
Like I can't even bards an athelife Alex when they put you like one of the first combat encounters in the game is just headcrabs.
Fucking nasty fuckers until you get the hang of shooting in that game.
There's a tough target.
Yeah.
And you don't have a ton of ammo in the game.
Like the game's not forgiving in the beginning.
You've got to hit your shots and you've got to make use of your ammo.
Otherwise you're going to run out.
You don't have a crowbar.
So you just got to find shit in the room and bash them with that.
That's the fuck.
Yeah.
And it's like you don't have grenades you don't have anything.
You have a fucking pistol that's not even upgraded.
And then Casey uses VR to chase people around with a dick avatar.
And when when in the beginning of the game too and there's a learning curve too because to reload a magazine you need to eject the mag.
Yeah.
So it's load a new one in.
So it's like and then before.
Yeah.
And then click it in.
But like it's more responsive in a in a good way.
But it takes a minute to get like that.
That game is very forgiving.
Like as long as you get the mag like here it's going to go into the gun and you can press the button to load it in fucking in half life Alex.
You actually need to like make sure it loads up and like correctly.
Yeah.
They should make a gun controller where you like they have.
Yeah.
They do.
Yeah.
They make one that you can kind of like extend or de-stand it or whatever.
Like it's like yeah yeah they do do that.
But I'd say I do like how how Oculus started letting you not use your controllers like there's some games where you can use your hands.
Yeah.
And like I've been tracking is only going to get better too.
And I've been playing Poker stars with just my hands.
Yeah.
And it's pretty fucking cool because I can take the cards and you can actually flip them around in your hands like this.
Yeah.
Like if you pick it up like this you can hold it in your fingers like this.
You can move it down like this and you can actually move the cards in your hand like that.
Yeah.
That game just gives me too angry man.
I love poker stars.
When you when you hit a big hand like fuck yeah.
And then that's always what does it you get too cocky then you're like I got better cards than you.
I got fucking three of a kind.
Oh he's got a full house.
Fuck my life why did he have a pocket too.
Fuck.
Dude but I feel like Poker stars VR is like a one the one game that you can actually like sit down and have conversations with people like from like all different walks of life.
You can be like and at a time I love that because you could do it and I know we had good times on VR chat talking to people but I reached a point now where it's like I don't want to talk to people.
I just want to hang out in the party.
I don't like I'm at that same phase where it's like you know where one day you got on Cod and you were like.
I'm just going to mute everyone and just talk to my friends.
That's what I wasn't the way it was when we were kids we would fucking fuck you fuck you fuck your mom kill yourself die die die I murder your family fuck you.
Yeah that was such a pussy move if you were playing with your friends and say oh I got all you guys muted.
I've got everybody muted but you guys my friends would be like the fuck you mean like we're talking shit to these people.
They take yourself off a fucking mute asshole.
Now it's the now it's the norm.
Like you shoot me with that A-94 one more fucking time I'll kick your ass and then it would cut off because he had the revenge feed.
I love that you did somebody with a fucking Tomahawk across the map and be like oh that motherfucker.
I'm going to fucking murder your entire family you piece of shit.
And now they have fucking profanity filters on it and shit.
It's fucking ridiculous.
They make you put your phone number in so they can like track you in real life and ban you from like playing Call of Duty.
They're going to call me up and tell me I got I got put in cod prison.
Jesus Christ.
I want to I want to play the zombies of six though.
I saw the I saw the reveal trailer for it.
It looks it looks it looks all right.
Does it look good.
Does it look like it's going to be like a sequel to Cold War.
I fucking hope not.
It is a sequel to Cold War.
I know but I fucking hope the zombies is back to like what it used to be long as there's zombies in Cold War.
Easter eggs zombies in Cold War.
But like the thing is man if you go back and you play the old ones they're harder and that makes them so much more fun.
But like I really liked Cold War Cold War zombies was my favorite zombies by far.
The reason why I had such a tough time going back to Cold War is once you get the gameplay of it down though like it's just too easy.
It's just too fucking easy.
Like there's nothing you can really do.
Like the only reason we struggle fucking fail every time we fucking make it we make it to the bottom and then like somebody goes down in the fucking and I'm not pointing fingers but it ain't usually me.
I'm usually good for like I go down and round one because like last time I was like I want a different gun.
Let him kill me.
Like I picked the wrong one.
I don't want to use an MP5.
I want my fucking dual blasters.
But like once you reach a certain point like the only reason we struggle with that fight is you need everybody in the group to be powered up.
So if one person goes down and they lose all their fucking PC when we did it like just by ourselves the other day we both made it.
I had a fucking fully packed a RK and every single perk and all and all armored up and like the damage like for everything was all the way up.
He was all fucking perked up and everything to what would you have as your fucking as your as your main.
I had a how are in a ray gun.
Yeah.
So like we were like we were fucking juiced up and then we got fucked because we both did the guy teleported the storm directly on top of you got it.
But his attack patterns are predictable once you get a hang of it once you play it fucking 95 times.
But we got there and me and him just were like doing it and we're like where the fuck did he go because you know how he teleports and he goes away for a second.
And we're like where the fuck did he go.
And me and him were like standing like right there immediately storms directly on it's like fuck and in like 40 zombies came in and like we're done.
We're done Casey our stat line.
So when me and Casey played it last Casey we were fucking kidded the fuck out ready to go.
And then during the cut scene Casey gave us the fucking kiss of death Casey gave us.
Casey gave it the kiss of death during the unskippable cut scene.
I want to see how high I can get and then I was like that I'm going to do the same thing.
And I took like six hits of my dad pen.
You fucking were smoking weed out and then we come back in Casey immediately goes down not like 45 seconds after the cut scene.
I got him.
I was like here we go.
I got cornered.
Yeah I know.
And it's like here we fucking go.
But it's not even your fault if it wasn't you it would have been me.
And then like if that's all it takes is one down because then ripped into you when we were about to go on the elevator like bro I need to go get this.
I need to go pack my gun before I do this.
I need to.
Yeah because I wanted to have a fighting chance because I fucking knew what was going to happen.
I was like I'm not going to be able to do all the damage to this thing with my dual wheeled pistols.
They have no fucking range.
I need a double packed ray gun.
So you must think.
No I just did.
I just know I had the amp sixty threes the dual wheeled.
But like I were there in the underground bunker used to be so much harder when the game came out and they fucking nerfed it so much.
Yeah.
Like hundreds of zombies on you.
Yeah when it first started the only part that was hard was the fucking the mimic room.
And if you have a fucking fully packed ray K you're fucking fine.
Yeah I just jumped.
Well that's that's what I was saying to Casey too is because like I whenever I do I always fucking gun it for the mimic room because he does the other two keys.
So that's that's what I do.
But you can if I was sitting there like sure I could take them all out and I'm not going to go down if I have the amp sixty threes because the game is for the most part pretty fucking easy.
But then it's like I'm going to be there all fucking day shooting these things then we're going to go up.
I'm not going to be able to do any damage to the orbs like you need a fucking wonder weapon.
But like the position we got put in Casey went down once.
So Casey's fucked for the rest of the time because now he's got fucking half of his perks gone.
Yeah.
And you got no money.
You can't fix it any chance of fucking triple packing something is gone.
And then we fucking made it upstairs and it was just Casey was fighting for his life.
I would like we were he was trying to do damage to the boss when he could.
But for the most part I feel like it was probably like I had a little bit of a bump.
I was like I'm just going to see how much I can shoot the orbs before I go down because I know I'm going to go down.
I just remember it was 20.
It was I fucking had 22 revives the end.
I didn't go down once but like we timed out.
We got off to such a good start.
I hate I hate when you when you're like yo we're doing good.
But then the timer starts clicking down like oh fuck the time.
Well they cock tease you because you fucking come out and no zombies are there for like the first 30 seconds.
So you can just lay the fuck into them and essentially get an orb for free.
Yeah.
And then once once then the shit show starts and me and Casey are pulling shopper gunners out of our case.
He's going down Casey saying leave me down.
I can do damage to Legion when I'm down as soon as you get me up I'm going to go down again.
That was a really smart fucking call.
I didn't even think of that because I was like because when he goes down I can't do anything like and I knew I was like Casey's going to keep going down because he doesn't have perks.
So like I can't waste my ether shroud on this revive.
So I'd have to run over to the map get everybody over there then run over to Casey and get him up.
Then Casey would just get fucking horrid.
That was Jason me on a dam and I know nothing like I wasn't expecting you to stay up but I couldn't do it alone.
So I got done in for the absolute most of when we were on I think what's the German one with the vampire lady now we're totem.
Yeah I love that one.
We were fucking doing that and we got to the very end and like when you all get like you know special packed weapons and I got a fucking ballistic knife and like everybody else got like a fucking like Cerberus or something.
Yeah I got a fucking packed ballistic knife and I'm like well this is fucking useless because because you're just like oh yeah don't worry it's going to give you a packed weapon and I'm like okay and I'm like and I'm like yeah like even if you get like a shitty weapon like you can do well like the challenges.
Yeah.
So they're like even if like you do that you'll get this and I'm like okay so I get a fucking triple packed ballistic knife.
Yeah because fucking Casey always takes the free Cerberus every time so we're left.
You know I do the Easter egg for the wonder weapon so if you knew how to do the Easter egg you can certainly go for it.
I mean I would steal the Cerberus from you sometimes I just had to gun it to the hand or whatever it was first I can't even remember how to do it anymore.
But we were doing that.
I knew how to do the Cerberus and then I just gave up on the Easter egg.
I knew the steps I just you were typically handling like when you needed my help like moving the fucking radioactive shit.
Me and Tyler could hop in there.
I fucking hated it though because like you guys like yo I got and you're like oh I got a Cerberus like whatever the upgraded version like was Casey's like I got a Cerberus like I got a fucking ballistic knife.
Yeah.
And you're just like well I guess you can do something.
So I'm just running around while you guys are shooting her I'm a stabbing fucking zombie.
Well usually I just fucking I just like would like if you do those challenges a couple times over like I'm never expecting to get the Cerberus on the first go.
You usually got to get legendary like right before you were doing like the full on like Easter egg.
That's what he was giving me shit with outbreak for it's like dude I don't have a wonder weapon I'm going to hit the fucking box until I get a ray gun.
I'm way five.
It's you're going to get a ray gun.
You're going to get a wonder weapon.
They're going to give one to you.
I was like I fucking need that shit and I need to double packed and I need to make sure I have all my perks.
So you got to go in there with a game plan against Legion because otherwise you're fucked and we almost pulled it off.
We almost fucking pulled it off.
We had to have had those orbs down to so little health because we were both shooting both of them at one point.
Yeah we weren't shooting the same one which was the problem.
Yeah one at a time.
Well we tried to call it off.
I mean eventually we did every time but then I was like fuck it.
I'm not just going to go down to go down.
We're fucking going out without a fight.
I'm going to let any stupid bugs like me and him were playing and I'm like fucking waiting forever to do the fucking Easter egg where you get the battle acts.
Yeah.
And just you have to fucking know you have to knife the zombies in a certain location and I'm fucking knifing them.
It's not doing anything.
Yeah.
Like I'm just going to do trials and I like get a fucking like fucking stupid gun.
That's not the wonder weapon.
Oh and that was a fucking thing that pissed me off too because like the latency started this by kicking in as soon as fucking Legion came in and I was like I'm shooting these guys and they're not they're not even registering.
Yeah and then it jumps back to you being in the game and you took five hits.
You're about to go down like this is like I can't like you can't do anything at that point.
I'm like I'm fucked like I'm bone.
It's been fucking four years fix your game.
You know they don't give a fuck though.
As soon as it went on to whatever the fucking dud that came out after Vanguard is saying that came out it was all hands on deck for the next one.
I know we tried.
We tried to do zombies for Vanguard and we just couldn't do.
She was good though.
Yeah but it's they're recycling the same shit.
That's the second time they've really set fucking map and it's been shittier each time.
It's unbelievable.
I did like and like on the.
They can't keep getting away with it.
I love the I love the the on the one map you can do Keno when you fucking Keno Dayton or whatever the fuck it is like the original zombie map.
You can go to the arcade machine and use an arcade token on it.
Yeah and then you can get like you know a bonus fucking whatever stuff but I'm like that's a fucking cool like little Easter egg like if they did shit like that on the maps I'm like that's fucking cool.
Yeah I just I just wish Casey would get a PC so we can play the old ones.
That's like the main reason I want you to get one because we would have so much fun going through like black ops one and black ops twos maps.
Are you kidding me like fucking day you know dirt totem.
I'll fucking buy you a PC some day when I make all my money off my Tesla and Nvidia Casey you you you shared a screenshot of your portfolio one day just fucking sell off one of them.
I'm not going to take I'm not going to take fucking money out to buy something.
Oh my God.
You've got to fucking you have enough.
You have enough to just fucking pull the trigger.
It doesn't even you could build a PC that could run that shit for 300 bucks.
Oh no no so I have debt and then I have fucking investments.
If I take the fucking investments out I'm only going to have debt.
You're just taking five hundred out five hundred it cost two thousand for a good PC.
No you don't need a good PC.
We're playing block ops.
That games a fucking decade old.
I could play black ops on my fucking Microsoft Surface tablet could probably run that shit at like 30 frames per second like it doesn't take a lot.
PCs have advanced a lot you don't need like a top of the line fucking humdinger of a fucking PC to make it work.
No I don't want to give away to fucking CC's brother was I bought that I put seven hundred dollars into that in twenty eighteen and that thing was good until I sold it.
It could still run most games on ultra graphics and it's like the one I have now the PC I bought off fucking beep is God rest his soul fucking fucking.
That thing's still kicking running running most games like if they're optimized good I can run them at max settings you want to a game I can't run it max settings like.
Yeah you're damn fucking right I can't because the game is a clunky piece of garbage I can fucking crack open ratcheting clank fucking whatever the brand new one that just came out on people it didn't just come out a rift apart.
That fucking game looks beautiful I can run it on ultra settings came out just a couple of years ago.
Super Xbox one that you can have and we can play fucking zombies on it that's attempting offer I mean it was that I really want to use a mouse and keyboard though God I'm just gonna fucking buy you a PC son of a bitch we got too much on a video game tangent here now the dance night here we're going to take a break.
Yeah we probably should we'll be back on title podcast.
Welcome back to the podcast.
Here is the fucking Jeopardy question last week.
Tyler's going to talk about why fucking Kamala Harris and something.
What a good way to put it.
So in the event where there is a tie in the electoral college.
And then there's a tie in the runoff election between the of the of the delegates of the electoral college.
And there is also a tie between fucking the Senate.
And then in the Senate can elect the vice the Senate elects the vice president I believe or the House elects the vice president and then the Senate either like they elect one or the other.
The Senate and the House both will do it and if they do the Senate the Senate elects Donald Trump as president and the House or the House elects Trump as president in the Senate elects Kamala Harris as vice president then there is a way that this can happen that you can have a Trump president and a Kamala vice president.
If that happens it's rigged.
I can't wait for I mean I don't know if Kamala is necessarily going to win, but you know there's a chance and if that happens I can't wait for fucking Tyler and the Republicans to talk about how rigged the election was how fucking voter fraud happened.
I don't think so.
I think that I don't know.
I feel like if I think it will.
You just got rid of mail-in ballots and you got rid of and you made everything a paper ballot.
Make it impossible to do a fraudulent vote and then people won't have a problem with it.
Like that's the thing.
You know if Trump loses he's going to spin some kind of voter fraud story already.
I think Kamala might too though.
I can see Democrats doing that too.
Nope.
I don't know I think that's just the world we live in.
It's just there's no no holes barred.
It's like fucking put him in prison just fucking try to get everybody impeached.
I think that's just the politics now that fucking Pandora's box is open and I don't think you can shut it.
Yeah Trump recently got another fucking indictment for the January 6 insurrection.
Right.
Yeah they're they're trying to get them again.
With the fucking Oppenheimer music in the back.
I fucking love this.
I'm being told.
That was incredible.
I love Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is the best.
Alex Jones is a fucking hero among men.
I fucking love it.
Is he still like going bankrupt from fucking one billion dollar settlement.
Unreal.
I still can't believe that that happened.
Not even a settlement.
Fucking gross domestic product of fucking France.
One billion dollars.
That is unbelievable.
It was like two billion dollars or some shit.
Wasn't it two point seven billion.
Yeah.
Something that is unreal.
So just for a violation of fucking freedom of speech.
Well he should have been protected by freedom of speech.
Right.
Yeah.
But whatever.
So I got a I got a message here in like my spam folder from like just like a person I
probably got their account hacked or something.
And I'll read you it verbatim.
It's fascinating to meet you.
Apparently you don't know I have been in public service for over 25 years.
You were caught with credit cards in my name plus my photo ID.
Little kids don't scare me.
And then I who said this some random spam message that I got on Facebook.
And then I got a second message from this person that says pack your lunches bless your
mommy.
That is if you have one I will set the day time and location.
Yeah I'm Susan smoke off.
What the fuck does that mean.
Who the fuck is like the spam messages that you get or some fucking bat shit.
Oh we haven't covered this.
Did you guys hear about how like every Americans practically every American Social Security
number got leaked.
Yeah.
Yeah I saw what.
Yeah that happened while I was gone on the bachelor trip.
I woke up to the news that was the least of who everybody every I don't know.
You got to look into it.
I didn't read the article.
I was dealing with too much shit that bolt that week to fucking look into it.
But you got to yeah they fucking they got them.
I don't know who but they got them.
They got all our Social Security numbers.
I would like every American I would like you to actually you know help boost my credit
because I need that.
Yeah it's probably fucking China fucking China probably can't China fuck China fuck China
China's the fucking off.
That's the official take and China's the worst China can suck my cock and you can quote me
on that to have a second red scare up in this bitch.
Fuck China.
I don't believe we got any emails about who the winner of the last debate was.
I don't think anybody's ever going to fucking let's take another vote Tyler.
Who do you think won that debate me.
What debate the debate that you and Dan.
Oh I said all right.
And then you said me.
No I said Dan.
No I said Dan you said him.
I said Dan.
No you didn't.
I don't think you did.
You can play that clip right now.
I don't think you did.
I'm pretty sure you voted for me there.
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure you did.
You can play that clip and tell me.
What was that episode 81?
The following program got rid of Robie Wade right.
When you're on the quest.
We have to.
Do you have any parts I find him.
49 seconds left.
I am sorry.
It's happening in recent years.
Oh they steal all through the collapse the world.
You steal all of our fucking ideas whether it's right around here.
All right.
What do you think Tyler who won this debate.
There it is.
It's a tough one.
We got a vote.
I like how I liked how Dan dealt with Don Juan.
They seem like they're very good friends.
He's such a great guy to have in the studio.
He really was almost like they're doing the same person.
I know they're so they're so I was kind of surprised with Don being OK with not getting his parts for the CPAP.
I didn't say that he wouldn't get his parts.
But I didn't say that.
I think I didn't say your words in my mouth.
I mean I say that at all.
I said we can't get our nation that takes care of people.
I think we're going to take care of them.
Oh I thought you said you couldn't get him as part of this.
I misheard you just on gun control reasons.
I would vote for.
Oh right.
Right.
You voted for Ali back my vote.
Thank you for the top man.
Oh I'm ready to get some fucking coffee.
Just to get 40 fucking people.
I mean I'll get my coffee now.
Yeah.
Fuck gun control man.
All right.
Fuck that.
My vote for this is going toward Dan.
We got a tie.
Where we go.
So thank you.
So I guess Tyler is really voting for Dan.
I'm sorry.
I don't think so.
I don't even think you remembered.
I didn't.
I didn't even remember what happened.
You said you would take your guns away Tyler.
I said slowly based on gun control.
You would vote for Dan or for Ali Mack.
Yeah.
Thank you Tyler.
I like Dan's analogy there at the end.
As if that's the only issue that was important.
You fucking put me up here.
You put me up here in a debate setting.
When I'm high as a fucking kite.
Expecting me to answer political questions.
I'm just happy I got a vote.
Yeah.
I just have a vote.
I am.
So who wins in the debates against me and Casey?
We'll have Ali Mack and Dan host the debate maybe next time.
Next time will be in like fucking four weeks because Dan's going away for two, three weeks.
Oh my God.
This is the end.
This could very well be the last episode ever people.
It's not going to be the last episode.
No I think it's just summer and we're fucking going on vacation.
And you're going to if you know.
So that's not really vacation.
Well I was on vacation for two weeks.
Did you guys do an episode when I was on vacation that one week?
Yeah.
Yep.
You did?
Yeah we did.
So Tyler.
Yeah.
OK.
I don't even remember this.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
That's very nice.
You're welcome.
Anyways we're kind of dying here.
We're chugging.
Dan where are you?
We're chugging.
He just punched out he said.
Oh God.
We're fucking chugging.
We are dying.
Give me something to yell about.
Oh geez.
Ali Mac.
We are stalling.
We're in airplane.
We are falling out of the sky.
You're just.
I'm just doing a Biden impression.
Thing.
The thing.
Let's talk about.
Yeah.
Let's talk about that.
I love ice cream.
Oh.
What if we did a fucking.
What if we actually prepared some fucking jokes and did a roast of somebody.
I would love that.
I would love for everybody to roast the fuck out of me.
That'd be hilarious.
Oh by the way.
Fresh smelling salts by the way.
If you want to fucking.
Those are fresh.
You should take a hit of that.
Oh boy.
How fresh are those like as of a week ago?
Last week.
Yeah.
Try it.
I'm amping myself up because I know it's going to make me cry.
I want it.
Give it to me right now.
Fuck me.
My eyes are burning just from you guys.
Oh.
Oh fuck.
I'm actually kind of scared.
Does it hurt?
I got the double hit dude.
Does it hurt?
Yeah.
Fucking hurts.
That's too much.
Damn.
Oh my God.
That shit hits you like a fucking 12 gauge.
Remember when we first.
I'm awake.
And we were doing fucking like 14 hits of that a fucking episode.
Oh my God.
My ears are ringing.
Holy fuck.
The most extreme one.
The red line.
Yeah.
No.
I remember when we first got red line.
We were just taking fucking 14 hits of that.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry.
Is that a red line?
Yeah.
Itía well it was a red line.
Was that the, I mean it was the most powerful while was that the white powder.
No, it's that one right there.
Oh the one I just did.
Yeah, it's cleaves the sinuses out
When I just opened last week though.
So it's probably a lot fucking strong.
Like when I opened it I had a cut on my thumb and I opened it and instantly I was like I
It was all the way like down here right and I fucking smelled it
It was like I fucking hit the other one like right up to my nose and I'm like, oh fuck
Yeah, I can I think I shaked it before and it was like a little wet for some reason. I
Can still feel it. It's still in my nose. Let me shake the fuck out of that. Give me that. Yeah, it's fucking powerful
It's like the fucking atomic bomb. I do it you do it. Oh, I'll do it. I'll do it
It says strictly on the packaging do not shake
Just don't do it. Oh, did you hear that? No, it like fucking had like air come depressurized
Oh my god, just the fucking depressurized fucking hit me
No, boy
Oh my eyes, oh fuck I'm ready for it
Oh, that's my eyes, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh
I heard it there. I did. Oh shit
Fuck I
Dan
Interesting debate top here. Do you think it was immoral for?
Harry Truman to drop the two bombs on Japan. No, I think it was come to a hundred thousand people
No, I think it was justified. I think the death of 200,000 innocent people
It would stop it stopped the death so many more lives than that. It's not the death of over a million
So yes, dude, if we did a ground invasion on Japan
It would have been a fight to the death with every so say we were fighting with Russia, right?
And Russia nuked us and killed 200,000 people we would have never the war ended. You would think that was justified
We would have nuked them back Casey even in Japan shortly after this
They realized that they were kind of the antagonist. They said that they were going to fight until every last man woman and child was dead
Yeah, like they were not giving up. We had them cornered
You're not giving up. I mean good for them then
Yeah
No
But if we fucking did up if we did an invasion on their turf that would have been a massive loss of life on both sides
Like they saved a lot of life. Sure. It was at the cost of innocence. It's it's morally gray
No, I think house more like I think I think it was justified and we're allies with Japan
I fucking got it fifty thousand soldiers died. They would have been like fuck fuck this
We surrender. I don't think they would have dude your thing
You're forgetting it was the fucking Emperor that time like it was it was not they weren't in that headspace
Everybody was so fucking yeah, they were all fucking delusional
Dude, but how can you make that kind of decision and there's never feel bad about it?
Like I'm sure he did no he was on his deathbed bed and they asked him he was like if I had to do it over
Again, I would do them again. Yeah, I would do
Like I would say I would feel bad that it happened but given given the situation he was in I fucking would have done the
Same thing you do you got to send the Enola gay over there and just fucking bottomed out
He got the biggest kill streak of all time. Yeah, I watched a documentary about the guy who flew the Enola gay
He named it after his mother
actually
And he he was also another one that was like yeah, if I had to do it again, I'd fucking drop the bomb on them again
Yeah, because they know the situation they were in they're thinking of all their fucking
Brothers and sisters in the military. They're gonna get done
But how can you even so how can you feel good about yourself if you are responsible for you did your fucking fucking?
200,000 men women showed did your duty?
Yeah at the same time and in terms of like I think the only one who has to bear that burden is Truman
Cuz if even the fucking pilot in the plane like that's just that's an order that he was given so fuck the order
Fuck the order Casey. You can't just say nah, I don't want to be
And you fucking go to jail, right? So what?
People lose you don't save 200,000 people they're gonna make somebody else do it. The bombs gonna get dropped
They're gonna find somebody to fly the plane. All you're doing is throwing your life away there. Like you're gonna have to it. It's not
It's not on you like
Conscious, would you fucking press the button if you ordered to as a military person you have to?
Yes, cuz I would realize that if it wasn't me
It's gonna be somebody else at the end of the day. The problem does not fall on my shoulders
Somebody is gonna get this order. Somebody is gonna do it. That's nothing that I can control
I sure I can go to jail for 20 years for disobeying a direct order or whatever the fuck it is and get court
Marshalled to all end and then be called a coward by my country for the rest of eternity
But would you not feel bad for the people that died?
Maybe a little bit but at the end of the day like I would
Under they all knew the fucking deal the Emperor was not quiet about this shit with saying every man woman and child is gonna fight
Till the bitter end when somebody's saying like that when they're already backed in a corner
They're already past the threshold of where they should have surrendered
Yeah, you got a fucking drop a bomb like that's that that saved lives in the long run
Like even though they speak like a different language shit like the way they act
It's horrible. It was citizens, but that was it was it was horrible that it was civilians
But we were we were backed in a corner with how to handle that problem
We had to fucking fix it and it's not gonna be by a land invasion on Japan
No, we actively developed the atomic bomb to do that. Yes, we were actually
Fucking bomb Germany and it's not yeah, and it's not just it's not like oh, we were the only ones doing that
No, we needed bombs because Russia's gonna be making them too. It wasn't like that was just an us problem
It was a race to get the bomb
Everybody then everybody ended up with them. That's a good fucking developed country
like awesome Russia, but like it's it wasn't like it's you need to have a bomb as a
Deterrence at that point once that's a Pandora's box, too
As soon as that's open you need to fucking have a new there needs to be somebody to keep Russia in check
There needs to be somebody to keep the US in check. So why couldn't you turn?
Why couldn't Truman fucking nuke like a Japanese island that was uninhabited and be like they did
They did we showcase the power we showed them that we had the bomb and they didn't give a fuck
They said drop it bitch. We don't give a fuck and then we dropped one and we dropped another and then they said, okay
We actually told them like hey we had a fucking baby rise your city. Yeah, don't give up
They're like you won't do it. They're like, okay, fuck you
Yeah, they were like in disbelief that it existed even when we gave them proof
we gave them tapes showing it of the fucking test site and
And fucking whatever the fuck is Alamo the test site in New Mexico, right? Yes
But I'm saying like if you like fucking bombed like some island in China where like, you know a few people lived
And they they wouldn't have given a fuck it needed to hit that they needed the public to turn against the government
They needed there to be an outcry for a surrender. You're not gonna do that by blowing up an uninhabited island
They're gonna be like, oh, they don't have balls to hit us in the mainland. You gotta fucking send a message
That's the whole point of it. You can't just kill like ten people
They're gonna be like they did that that would look like a pussy move on our why not transmit a message to the public and be like
Evacuate this city. We're about to blow it up
Because we fucking tried to
We fucking said that we were gonna drop a bomb on them and their government didn't give a fuck you need to fucking send a message
Well, the end of the day, I don't know how you can advocate for us not dropping the bomb that would have made us look so
Fucking weak as a country. That's what it is there to do. You invested all this shit
I'm just saying as
You know as far as morality goes
How do you think Harry Truman can fucking live with killing?
200,000 people because the other option would have lost a lot more lives and they still would have been Japanese civilian lives
We would have had to invade the mainland and they are going to fight us tooth and nail at that point
They looked up at the Emperor's if he was almost a fucking guy was like he that was no it was like it wasn't
He was yeah, it was fucking religious. That's why you have these guys volunteering to be kamikaze pilots
Yeah, every I mean we were all that I don't know how much us was but like the Nazis were all on amphetamines at all times
They were yeah methanol. So how do you think the
How do you think the German people were able to like get on?
This fucking boat of being with these not evil people
Let's let's tell you what happened after World War one the entire propaganda the entire world put Germany as
The fucking blame for World War one, which they weren't the entire fucking like the entire like Western Eastern
Everybody involved was to blame for World War one, but they needed a scapegoat for the entire world
So they punished Germany so fucking much that they were the poorest country on earth at that point
Yeah, so Germany was was told that they were shit by the entire fucking planet. They're fucking inflation was crazy
They were like fucking burning money
Yeah, they were burning money and shit like like they were they were literally in the worst spot that you could be as a developed
Nation then a little guy called Adolf Hitler came in and said hey, are you sick of the rest of the world calling us?
the bad guys
Trump are you sick of the fucking world calling us?
Hey, are you sick of being like ashamed of being German?
Well, guess what?
We're gonna fucking change that and we're gonna make Germany better than the fucking entire rest of the world. Okay, it off
I'm killing the Jews. Yeah, that is the kicker. That's the kicker there at the end
You can't leave that part out and we're gonna do it by blaming it on the Mexicans
Casey you got that vape though. Oh
Man you want to know what I
I it's one of the saddest facts to me is that one of the eras that actually probably the most defining area
era of like
Great scientific minds came out of the fucking Nazis
They were they were it was a rock like Operation paperclip
It was just a mad dash like they were
Even though they committed these horrible atrocities and a lot of them were just fucked in the head like fucking Heisenberg and shit
Yeah, they were so smart that us and Russia just ran for him
Even though they were responsible for all this wrongdoing because we knew that that was the way to fucking know
So if you're thinking about it that way it was the the best scientists there
They're fucking like attack dogs
You could have them work on literally anything and they wouldn't have moral conduct and they were obsessed with the occult fucking what's-his-face
Heinrich Himmler was like a sass with Atlantis. He was looking for Atlantis, dude
Yeah, they fucked a Gartha the fucking center earth fucking shit
They went to fucking Antarctica looking for the temp the fucking portal to the middle of the earth
Like that's a fucking thing that they did
Fuckin like the Nazis were so involved in the occult
They had a fucking devil castle like it was a captured castle and they fucking found and there's pictures of it that the Allies
Had once they invaded it
They had fucking pentagrams and like candles everywhere in the fucking basement
And then when they interviewed the Nazis about the Nazis were like, oh, yeah, we fucking we were trying to summon the devil
We were literally trying to summon the devil to help us. Yeah, and there's fucking wild that they're trying to summon the devil
They fucking um, what else do they do? Um, they stole the fucking spear of longinus
Which is the spear that stabbed Jesus that the Vatican had they just stole it from the fucking Vatican because they thought that having that spear
Would have helped them win the war God fucking World War two is just begging for an Assassin's Creed game to be made
Oh, yeah plays an American against the Nazi Templars
Can't go on a video game tangent again now
It would be fuck what was I looking up?
The the Nazis I actually had the most number of troops in World War two. They had like seven million troops
Yeah, cuz they're entire fucking if you were a man between the ages of fucking like 18 and 30 you were fighting
Did you guys ever hear of a unit 731 in Japan? I did no it was like
Yeah, it was practically worse than the fucking Holocaust and that just goes like unnoticed the Japanese were experimenting on their own citizens
You know like fucking MK ultra style and us but yeah and a lot of our POWs too, but
Estimates vary as to how many were killed between
1936 to 1945 roughly
14,000 victims were murdered in unit 731
It is estimated that at least 300,000 individuals have died due to infectious illnesses caused by the activities of unit 731
And it's affiliated research facilities because they were fucking developing
Biological weapons here. Yeah, and they were just testing them on people and a lot of them were just like hobos
They would scrape off the street shit like that. Nobody ever talks about unit 731 America. No, this is in Japan
Oh, this is in Japan. Yeah, it was like their MK ultra
But it was way fucking worse than our MK ultra or at least what we know of. Yeah
That's just like unspoken, but
Yeah, no, it's fucking guarantee you the United States has not stopped MK ultra. They still they still do that shit to this fucking day
Guaranteed it is wild. Yeah, 400,000 or higher were killed from biological warfare
Yeah, they were like sewing people together and like just being like what happens if we put four kidneys in the human
Like they were just doing shit like that just having fun
This they're fucking straight up. Yeah, and it's their own fucking people like they would take their own soldiers and just do that
like oh
We don't have enough POWs today. Oh, wow take Jeremy from custodial
We'll do that with him. Yeah
Yeah, oh
Wait, oh we have too many sous chefs. I
Got another use for them
Lock them up in a cage for a day or two. I'll think I'll think of something to do to them
That's the shit they were doing though. It's like fucking ruthless. Oh
God, this is the Japanese. Yeah, so fucking job drop the bomb. That was in 1936. That was going on
So yeah, the Japanese weren't as fucking innocent as they were playing. Yeah, the Japanese Japanese did a lot
Civilians they killed were not fucking did you know one of the things that you see that project had a higher death toll than the fucking
bombs did
For the record just saying and that's on their own people Casey and you're telling me that we can't drop a bomb on them
So you're saying the the killing of civilians is necessary in some situations. Yes, they fucking killed more
Again, they were doing that to their own you are peeking the mics
I know I'm peeking the mics and it fucking deserves to be peaked
But like the Japanese
This was an actual thing that they fucking did the the captured American soldiers
One of the things that they would do because they would do the bamboo torture
Which most people know about where you'd like plant the big you know and do that
But they would fucking they would tie
American soldiers to make shift like crosses and make make a fucking mockery of a crucifix where they tie your fucking
Arms to it with fucking barbed wire and put nails through your hands and feet while you were standing there and then cover you
With like fucking honey and shit and let the bugs just fucking come on you
Yeah
And they would do that some fun and they would do that shit for fucking like 30 people all in a row for
Psychological warfare because they knew a most of us were Christians
So that's a mocking of the religion of it and B
That's just an awful sight even if you aren't a religious person
Yeah, it's like even even in the island hopping like if they they would like before they would open fire
they would usually like wait until some guys snuck off for a piss or something and take him the fuck out and then they would like
They put him on a tree holding his own head
That's fucking awesome they advance to be like oh
Fuck like the Japanese for lack of a better term. They were savages back then they did savage things
They were savage. They were savages. I mean they were
Devoted warriors will get on that
Like fucking bonsai attacks where it was just a mass bayonet charge like that shit
Didn't care if they die. Yeah, I didn't care if they would just throw fucking manpower at you and like you just had to kill
all of them
You gotta drop a bomb and yeah at that point you gotta drop a bomb. There's there's no saving that
I can't believe I connected that thought that they literally killed more people in that experiment. That was a good fucking point
Yeah, fuck fuck out of here Casey Casey's fucking in Japan that shit own Casey's a Japanese apologist
Yeah
Well, we like we like the Japanese now the Japanese are cool. I got no we bomb them in the hentai
You know, they do make a lot of hentai now this footage is fucking sick I
Just don't see where what you can get out of that
Yeah, dude hentai is great because it can make proportions that are like literally impossible for actual humans to have but it's like
It has a fucking thinnest waist and massive tits, but it's like a cartoon though
Doesn't that like getting your head at all? That's not a real person. I jerked off to American cartoons
That's wild
That's wild. I just don't I just got to the hex girls. Absolutely fucking
Gwen from Total Drama Island. Yeah, I
Just I
Can't do that
Dude in your fucking primitive male fucking monkey brain. There's a fucking you see the fucking the
Curves of something you're just like, all right. Yeah, that's I can fuck that
It's like my brain tells me it needs to be a real human though
That's that's where my brains at
I'm not saying that I'm not I'm not shaming. There's no shaming going on
Thanks saving here. There's no kink shaming here, but it's just not my
Okay, see what do you think about hentai now that you're back?
Yeah
It's pretty cool
I know fucking Dan's gonna be on a pro hentai stay
Absolutely now we're talking about how I saw those those body pillows. Yeah
Body pillows last episode in New Jersey Dan did not know what a body pillow was
Oh boy, so we had to explain that to him
Hey, you haven't had one of these in a while. I'm not having
those fucking girls
Dark magician girl from you
Let me see. I can tell you exactly who almost all these are. We got dark magician girl. We got Paya from
Legend of Zelda fucking breath of the wild and I don't know the other two
But the other the one just has its tits and vagina out completely. That's uh, that's interesting
What the fuck is this world coming to we're fucking pillows. You didn't know they were fucking pillows
I know they are and it was you wanna fuck a pillow like how do you just go into the fucking store and take that up?
To the register and be like, yeah, I want to buy this pillow to fuck
Yeah, I mean
Fucking pillows is the way to do it, bro. I
Just don't understand I don't get it. I just don't get it. I can't I can't be behind this
I don't even understand what you know my name attached to that
What you go home and just rub your dick on a pillow and that's it like what's the post-not-clarity after that?
No, they have like inserts for like flashlights. I think and some of them even then if that's even more of a fucking headache
I just can't imagine the post-not-clarity that you would get how fucking we're coming through a time where people are gonna be fucking
Falling in love with sex robots. How do you feel about that? I don't like it. I don't like it at all
But it's sad and it's true and that's gonna be the way I'd see like a bunch of like lonely
Alcoholics that just know they can't hold down a relationship just fucking a robot
You know, it's gonna have like a I too. Okay, and I just I'm just gonna have to walk into their houses and pretend like I don't
Yeah, I'm all for it as long as so GPs are made by the video. I saw for it. It's so weird
I don't like it at all. I saw a video of like, you know, like just like fucking like people are gonna be advocating for robots
Right. Oh my god. I don't even know I don't even know how oh no, it was on it was on Chirdley's
You know that yeah that channel and it was like funny as fuck
There was like a girl who was seven feet tall and an OnlyFans model. Mm-hmm
Would you be able to date somebody who was seven feet tall? I don't think so. You don't think you could
What about you Casey you think you could date a seven foot tall person and it's just not my day if she had like mommy milkers
Like seven feet tall. She also said she has a side view. She has a size 14 men's foot
Yeah, lady just Dimitrescu is like that tall. Yeah, that's fucking sick, dude. I
Don't know it's just not my type
Yeah, you wouldn't I would date a girl that would I would date a girl
I mean, I mean I'm never gonna date again, but if I were to like I would date a chick
That's taller than me like that's not like a roadblock. But like at a certain point it would just be something
I'm not attracted. Would you would you be attracted to Caitlin Clark?
No
No, what's the deal with people being so into her lately?
Who's Caitlin Clark? Yeah WNBA player. She just did a lot for the sport
like I don't know women's basketball is finally starting to gain traction and honestly like they're just
better at playing than they used to be to like I would like occasionally WNBA games would come on TV and I'd watch them and
like
Five or six years ago, dude, it was it was it was kind of scary to watch
Yeah, there was a lot of duds. It just wasn't even that high of a level but like now it's bad on anything though
Yeah, I fucking bet on I actually oh god. I'm gonna come under from fire from Tyler here. I
bet that
China would cover the spread in the
In the women's basketball game against the US because it got off to a really slow start and China was doing alright
And then as soon as I placed the bet which for some reason Fandual wouldn't let me cash out as soon as I placed it
the announcers decided to pull out the fact that the US had seven players on their roster that were above six foot five and
China did not have a single player above six feet
So at a certain point as soon as that happened wait, this was a women's team
Yes, they play women's basketball in China. No, this was this was for the Olympics. So this is what Paris they have a women's
Chinese basketball team. Yeah, that's the seven foot tall fucking model
Casey of course they do of course they do every country every major country has
Women they're like fucking four feet tall dude when I said that yeah
but when I say that I was trying to see if I could get the
China to cover the spread it was a 25 point spread. It was that China had to come within 25 points
That is a massive spread. It was like America is going to win this game
But it was like as soon as I did that it was just like you just saw them trying no China lost by a lot
My bet did not work out at all China did not cover the spread the women's team that the US team just went on a fucking
Run, it was just like pass it to the big chick in the center. Yeah
That's everything work where I'm it's a sport where like certain people have like an inherent advantage Casey
You better word this very carefully
All people yeah
Was Chinese right and he was a fucking he's one of the tallest players
It's ever been in the and there's always gonna be an outlier but but on average like Chinese people aren't as tall
On average sure
But there's a fuck it's a big-ass country it blows my mind that they didn't have anybody above six feet on their team and don't
Give me wrong. That's like that's that was deliberate. That was a play style choice for them because they played this super fast
Like they just use their speed and their size to their advantage
Which was actually pretty cool because they were they went on a run where they were just sinking three after three and they were
Giving the US a run for their money
It was honestly pretty cool to see because it's just like US is just supposed to be this giant
And I just kind of get in fucking whopped by this team
Well, I mean if you're gonna be a lot shorter than the other team you might as well be good at shooting
And then and then that and then that scoring run ended and the US just kept scoring and did not stop
They beat him by like 40. I can't even remember what it was, but they fucking
Mantled them. Yeah, it was not pretty
No, I just really like basketball is like a sport where like tall people have such an advantage like the first tall person was a
Will Chamberlain who fucking yeah was like seven feet tall or something and
Amongst like a like a crowd of like five foot something dudes and they would just fucking pass the ball to me
He'd fucking dunk it every time
And so they fucking banned like being in the paint for more than three seconds
But he scored like fucking a hundred and one points in one game. They're like, oh this game's fucked. Yep
Yeah, we're gonna need some taller people now
Yeah, and now the sport evolved to what it is today. That's great
fucking Bronnie James
The only reason that happened is because of his dad that he got drafted that high
I don't think Bronnie is gonna do shit
But when your name is LeBron James and you he practically runs the Lakers like that's just a fact like every bit
Everybody knows that that's the reason why Bronnie got drafted and it's it's cool
Like I'm still happy to happen you get to see LeBron James play with his kid
We started in the league. He didn't have a kid. It's fucking wild. Is he a good player?
I mean, he's good enough to be in the NBA but like
LeBron James Mike. Yeah, yeah LeBron James is still good
Like this was definitely his last Olympics like his beard is gray in it now
Yeah, I saw that name where it was like LeBron James
This is how much LeBron James to the age and like the first one was like a 2004 PS 1 version of like NBA 2k
04
It's like you all fucking pixelated. Yeah. He was playing back with fucking
What a world what a fucking world oh
We're stalling again
Listen look I gotta make it not real. We're not stalling. We're talking about good topics
And we don't need damn here
Any anything going on with aliens guys?
Oh aliens, you know, there's been a lot of proof lately a fucking that we actually have aliens
like I was watching like a documentary with this fucking guy that used to work in the
CIA I think
He was like, yeah, dude fucking aliens are real like they fucking got him in Area 51 and they're just like not letting them out
Well, yeah, it was actually a big news story this week that like that was this week
Yeah, there was a big news story this week that fucking aliens. They had like proof aliens inside of area 51
But it was like tried to cover it up like back in the day. Did it fall through?
What do you mean? Like do we have proof or did the proof? Yeah?
No, there's proof like like I think the government just like push this a lot of people not to believe it
What's the proof? I gotta see the proof. I
Don't know I guess like pictures or some shit. Well, we're gonna have to find those pictures
I mean, there's like thousands of reported UFOs that get reported to the fucking government every year
Right. Yeah, but how many of those are just fucking wackadoos?
I mean, I'm sure some hold some element of validity but a bunch of them are probably like I saw a shooting star
There's a UFO
They were saying that like US military aircraft
We're seeing UFOs where they were doing missions like over the whole they released all that shit a while ago
Yeah, there was a ton of pilots that said that they just saw a ton of shit. That's unexplained. Oh
Yeah, and they released yeah, they released those reports like a year ago
I think maybe even a little bit longer, but yeah, there's a ton of military pilots like statements
Just talking about UFOs and stuff that got declassified. I
Think it's a real you know, the Big Bang was
originated by a Catholic priest I
Don't even want to get into that
He did not come up with the theory of the Big Bang
We call him damn
It does not suck stop stop doom scrolling on Facebook Tyler you're not fucking helping us here
You're watching us drown. I I will watch us drown
Remember that song about a guy who drowned and you and he didn't do anything, you know fucking Stan that song
Try to stop the other guy from drowning but didn't
Do you slip?
Can we talk about how fucking the new M&M's fucking shit is just cringe as fuck?
We have talked about that like the newest one that came out like two weeks ago. It's still fucking cringe
What's the name of that one? He was like trying to go back to being
Slim shears. It's so fucking cringe at this point dude, like you're fucking 50 now and you're not pushing 50
You are 50 years old. That's an awfully hot coffee pot
I'm a stop should I punch Donald Trump? Probably not
I'm a stop. I
Gotta see the fucking it's an awfully hot coffee. It's so bad, dude
Like M&M you stopped being cool about 20 years ago like settle the fuck down like
You're not that cool anymore. You're not that guy anymore. You're not that guy pal. You're not that guy
Eminem you are not that guy and the best is fucking boomers will still say that Eminem the best ever, dude
Went off on boomers last week like a whole fucking ram
It's a calm before the storm
It's so bad it's so cringe
I forgot that's an awfully hot coffee pot
It's so bad, dude
It's just a beat take out. He's just walking around
She gets a map
I'm a stop
And then he paces around a little bit and then says fuck
The actual version of that it's still oh, yeah, it really is all that shit was pulled from it
It's just it doesn't sound good. That's an awfully hot coffee pot should I dump it on Donald Trump?
Probably not. Yeah, it's oh man. It sounds like fucking a Sesame Street rap
All right, let's take a break. We'll be back. I didn't even make it an hour stall. No, we did we did. Yeah
We'll be back. Nobody ever makes it this far into that episode. Anyways, what he missed run timer. Are you going and we're back?
He's not a mere two seconds later. How about me and Ally Mack drop you girls off and then we'll just smoke cigars out in the
Girls
Eminem's cringe now. Yeah, he is
Dan how do you how do you feel about RFK dropping out of the race and supporting Trump? I love the fucking stash
Dan I gotta thank you
This is another check-in just let you know, it's you gotta stick to it
Keep going for it. Um, I would like to get it like long enough
Trimming it because I start chewing on it like instead of my fingernails. Yeah, you ever do that
Yeah, I just I just trimmed mine because it was getting to that point. Yeah percent actually has the fucking curls now
Yeah, yeah, I could grow that out. I just that's not the look I want to go for
I like it where it's at right now. I let it get a little bit longer than
Like right. This is really all I could yeah, are we recording? Yes. Oh, yeah, but on my personality
What do I think of RFK dropping out of the race well, he's got worms in his brain
We're gonna vote for him, right?
thinking about it, um now we got a
Fucking to you know a 50-50 decision here to make yeah, I mean, I don't think it's a hard decision
You're saying you're with her right no
It's too like let's be honest though. It's two terrible options and Trump's the best option. Yep
Like that's what we're up against dude
They're both terrible trouble to be the best option with any terrible
Trump Trump is he's he's awful. He's an out-of-touch boomer for sure. He's a little bit of a
He's literally
What's that he does not have worms in his brain, yeah, he's he's fucking awful and he's the best choice. Yeah
That's where we're at like dude Kamala like hasn't talked to the media in 40 days now
Yeah, she announced that she's because she realizes that if she talks to the media she's gonna lose votes
Yeah, the more Trump is actually the one afraid to debate
Was thinking about dropping out of the debate no, yes, you think he's afraid to debate Kamala
Do you they literally asked?
if so my
Trump said he doesn't want hot mics, right like no hot mic. No, that's what Kamala said I thought
No, I
Trump for some reason I thought Kamala said she does she wants the other person's mic to be muted
Well while they're talking whatever it is
The other the other thing is is that Kamala wants to she wants to be able to have notes in front of her and Trump Trump just fucking notes
Are you kidding me? She's terrible, dude. She's gonna get eviscerated right now. I guarantee
She has anxiety. I like I profit. Yes
Yeah, right so
dude, I
I've lost my thought but yeah, she she is very anxious
Yeah, just what wants to be able to interrupt her and fucking argue with her
He's the one that said he didn't want the fucking hot mics retard
I thought I think he said I know at least Joe Biden was the one that who didn't want top like
Yeah, it's like Joe Biden dude that fucking was hilarious watching that dude the thing that was scary
I didn't find it funny at all. I found it back on it was really scary. I
Guarantee that right now Kamala is
Crying sitting down with a professional like over these last 40 days
She's been sitting down with a professional debater like somebody to like master how to debate. Yes master debater. Yeah
Oh, yeah, cuz dude, she's fucked in a debate with Trump
She's absolutely fucking railroaded and then everyone's gonna be like, oh, she's they're gonna do one though, right?
Yeah
They are like they said it's on
MS NBC or something because he wanted to do it on Fox News and he said he wasn't gonna do it on CNN because they were
Fucking assholes or something. I'm actually kind of pumped for this
Which I could put a bet on it
Yeah, I think it'll be a little bit more I think it'll be less of a landslide than the fucking Biden debate will be yeah
But he's still gonna fucking crusher. I just you know what? I think it might be worse
I just foresee it being the same shit as the last one
I just don't think either of them are gonna respond to the question. They're asked ever
Okay, they would just go on a tangent about something completely unrelated both Trump and Biden would I want to win number 25 here?
Jeopardy I'm not 24 now
Well, I don't want to start jeopardy quite yet. I find that game horrifying
I always get annihilated. I'm fucking high as a kite every time we do this shit. I can't find one of fucking
You got it. Oh, here we go. How's the Prius alley man?
It's made on 3,000 later head gasket wheel bearing fucking you had that gasket done. Yeah, I did
Wow, how much was it for him? He charged me shit. What was it? I think for that repair it was
I think it was like
1500 fucking cheap. I know
No, he was no and he was telling me he's like Toyota charges 5,000 for this is so cheap
Yeah, that is such a good deal. Yeah, what's the fight? I told you he fucking takes care of final
We replaced the wheel bearing he threw on an extra wheel. He had their free charge
Takes care of us. He's like I told you enough people that come from the city
Categories because of how many people that live there. He's like I fucking fleece them for enough money. You live local
I'll cut you a deal on anything you want
Yeah
I thought I did maybe I did I gotta send you I gotta send you his fucking number cuz he's he fucking
He'll take care of you play the music. Yeah
Don't play the music. Here we go. Fuck
Casey do you have that vape?
They get hit in the fucking snow. Oh, yeah new smelling salts and they hurt
Welcome back. This is gonna be the alley-mac comeback episode. I'm not drinking
25 my name's out for back. I'm here with a 24 time winner Tyler. I gotta get back on at her all the chance
11 time winner Daniel
Yeah, baby, I am double
The trace
Wait, I want a third. Yeah, you've done the trace
You want to have some with him I'm gonna say something about this cocky motherfucker over here
So
Somewhere around like I don't know my sixth win in his fucking 15th win or something like that
He comes up to me upstairs and he says how did you even win before?
How did you even do it?
How did I fucking do it?
I fucking did it four more times brought five
So cocky I just want to take him out. That's a bullshit fucking
I
Never root for unless you're like a clear front runner. I root for him as the underdog, but usually I'm team Dan, right?
I'm essentially I'm essentially a spectator here. Let's be real
Sportsmanship is that off the air?
He gives me a gimme of a category that I can snipe out. All right, here we go
Wait, where the fuck's my buzzer? Hold on the categories today
Categories in Soviet Russia
Political parties
We're doing that right now, I guess
Fuck you good. I don't have a buzzer. Give me number one fucking you want me give me number one
I'm fucking gonna have one of them here in a minute. It's a tangled mess here. I
Got three
Give a fuck what who gives a shit what the number is. All right, I got three
I got three one eight. So in Soviet Russia political party hold up. It's got a clear first
The cover was better non-contact sports on this date and yesterday today or tomorrow
Tyler one last time the cover was better
Oh for 200 knocking on heaven's door by guns and roses who is the original artist
God damn I just snipped all this shit
Hold on I'm gonna be real with you. I don't know. Fuck don't stop
Dad you got something. Yeah, stand by here
Start this episode don't even be time
Yeah, that was this rapid fire so the question again knocking off on heaven's door by guns and roses
You gotta tell me the original artists
Fuck
No, hold on hold on let it ride let it ride let it ride. All right, you got like 10 more seconds
Oh, stop it's not we buy this card on Tyler till I timed him out
It's Bob Dylan, okay
I knew that somewhere in there, but I fucking hate Bob Dylan
I'm gonna go for the same category 400 hurt by Johnny Cash. What is nine inch? Fuck? That's it. Oh, yeah, that is it
So is we're saying who did the original we're saying the original, okay
600 the man who sold the world by Nirvana
Fuck David Bowie. Yeah, I I was gonna guess which one I didn't know which one of them made it
I knew those were the two so the opposite of what you said. I'm gonna say Nirvana fuck
Threw me off 800 sweet dreams by Marilyn Manson
Well you did
Anyone sweet dreams, how do I what are the some of the lyrics sweet dreams?
Yeah, yes
I was gonna I knew that one too. It was on the tip of my tongue
Was like something alone I was gonna say the Europeans same category for a thousand
You can wait your food with thousands
I'll do boat. You just pulled out the Arithmex. Come on. I'll do 300
400 the spirits in the rooms said 400
Fuck the police by rage against the machine fuck the police
Fuck you don't know this
This is gonna be another one of those games I don't buzz in third quarter
You got Soviet Russia political parties non-contact sports on this date and yesterday today or tomorrow
I don't know what that lock is. Let's do Soviet Russia
Soviet Russia
200 formed in
1946 Soviet ground forces were known by this colorful name
Red Army I was gonna say that but I wasn't sure if that was an official title
Yesterday today or tomorrow 200 song released in 1965 by the Beatles
No, what is yesterday yesterday I
Fucking hate the Beatles especially fucking John Lennon. I want John Lennon. I want him to be revived so I can kill him again
How you back Jesus Christ? Um bring it back to Soviet Soviet Russia
418 million people passed through these forced labor camps during Stalin's rule
What are you lags the gulag
Bro sent him to the fucking wheel
Six hundred onward the final leader of the Soviet Union before its dissolution in 1991. What is Gorbachev?
I think he got that cuz I was about to say the wrong answer. I was about to buzz in
800
Yeah, 1600 Dan's got 1600 I'm at 200 200
200 founder of the Soviet Union whose body is reserved preserved still today in the Red Square
It's Karl Marx
Oh, let me let him hear yeah, that's fucking creepy as fuck
Tyler's
Soviet Russia political parties non-contact sports
Non-contact sports for a thousand don't touch me when playing this less intense version of football
What is flag football?
Number nine or number eight
Suck my cock
100 this winged term is popular in both badminton and golf. Although the meaning is different. What is birdie?
All right, we'll keep moving backwards to that category 600 600 also known as a score of 40 to 40 in the tennis match
Love no
Know it
40 to 40 or do 40. Oh
Anyone know
Oh Dan, what does it do?
Oh, I just did I guess I guess
That's why I was gonna say too, but I'm glad you got it I would have been pissed if that was Tyler
That would have been pissed
400
Getting a hole-in-one on a par four golf hole would be considered this evil
Golf hole would be considered this avian term
No, no
See it. Can you say oh my god? Oh my god
Getting a hole-in-one on a part. No, it's a weird. It's a weird bird would be considered this
My god, I know I know what it starts with I know the letter it starts with I
Don't even know I didn't even know this place
Anyone know
Was albatross? Oh, no, I was thinking it was it was the fucking nursing homes got my head
I was gonna say Peregrine and I knew it wasn't that I
watched a fucking we
Golf video where somebody got a hole-in-one on a par four and that's what it said albatross
And it's like a line I never heard in that game before I stick I thought I thought I thought I was eagle
Keep it going backwards 200 the name given for getting three strikes in a row in bowling
And it's not Tom Turkey
You got in Soviet Russia political parties on this date and yesterday today is tomorrow
On this day Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the earth what is today?
Luckiest man on the face of the earth what is today? Yeah, right there Dan
Even moving backward on that one 800 most well-known show tune from the musical Annie
I was gonna guess tomorrow. I was just gonna throw it out there. I didn't know it but
Yeah, a thousand military Alliance formed in 1955
You got political parties on the state yesterday today or tomorrow
For a thousand name one of the two current US senators elected as an independent and not belonging to any political party
There's one guess I really want to throw out, but I don't think I'm gonna do it
Send it. No, I'm not gonna send it. I have a respectable score. Let's keep it there
I'm not I'm not answering
I'll be Angus King and Bernie Sanders. Really glad I didn't answer. Okay
800 this party founded in 1920 was also known as the National Socialist German Workers Party
The Nazis I didn't
Dance I was gonna but you guys beat me to it by a half second every time what do we got still?
Political parties on this date and yesterday today tomorrow
Surprise me
We'll go yesterday today or tomorrow for 400
Song released in 1993 by the smashing pumpkin. What is today today?
Is there anything left in that category
Let's finish it off. This category gives me anxiety cuz somebody's gonna get it every time 600
Our broker is the weatherman on this morning news today. I didn't get one of those parties on this date
Fucking Celsius is me amped for 1000
The biggest stock market crash in the US history started on October 29th of this year
1929. Oh, yeah, I hate that you did that cuz I was I thought I knew the answer and then I didn't know it so I just waited for him
Wait, you're supposed to stop such a Tyler move. He is supposed to stop talking, but that's okay carry on. That's not okay
He does it for you too
Gay, but okay
I got political parties and on this day
200 this conflict ended at 11 a.m. On November 11th
Needed a half second I would have got it and like literally like if you watched all quiet on the Western Front they all like
They charge up before that and then they guess they did. I couldn't watch
It was just like fucking pointless Tyler's pick. It's like pointless death. What?
800 the first African American to to become president of the US did so on this date
What is is it the day of the election or the day that he was sworn in the first African American to become president?
Did so on this date?
That's not a trick question that's pretty straight become president
Yes
What is February 18th of what year no
Wait the first African American to become president of the way to tell on this date. No, but what did he say?
He said February 18th. What is 9? What is February 18th of 2006?
No, he was just joking what
No, anyone no, I don't think
No, I don't know January 20th to those nine Wow
Tyler's clothes Tyler's
600
You got 3,400 Dan's got 4,000 I got 1600
Oh still I'm still president 600 named one of the two founding fathers that died on July 4th 1826
Appreciate it. I stopped you didn't give it to him. I'll just go with who is George Washington
He says George Washington
Thank fuck
Can I guess yes, all right. I'm gonna said Ben Franklin
And Thomas Jefferson. It was Thomas Jefferson and John Adams. Oh, I was gonna say Thomas Jefferson
Fucking you put George Washington
I was like I didn't say I didn't even answer it
400 day of the first attack on American soil since the Civil War
Year
Yes
Pearl Harbor, yeah
I knew that one too. Fuck Tyler got political parties 200 for 600
600 this modern American political party campaigns on environmentalism social justice green party. Yes
Oh, you got 200 and this is bullshit. I fucking hate this game week after week. I come here to get my nuts kicked in
400 the more left-leaning political party in the modern United Kingdom
No
The United Kingdom Tyler United Kingdom
I'm glad he doesn't for includes Ireland
This again
Anyone
He played that part back for me by the way the Labor Party
And finally for 200 Thomas Jefferson was the first president of this political party
Which opposed the federalists its name?
Its name was later. You did buzz in though Tyler you did
Its name was later used in two future future rival American political parties. I
Missed the question entirely
Thomas Jefferson was the first president of this political party which opposed the federal federalists
Its name later was used in two future rival American political parties
Keep draining those points away
but
No, keep draining those points away
Future American political parties two of them
I'm just gonna throw a shot in the dark
Are you
Gonna say what is the Democrats and the Republicans?
All right, I give it a like that
No, it's the Democratic Republican Democratic Republican Party. I'm not gonna points
Yeah, it's gonna say I was trying to fucking get in there
I'm getting caught off. Is it US history again?
Dan has 4000 Tyler has
3200 Ali Mack has 1800
Wow, I'm like not out of this one actually category is geography
If it has to do with the fucking Northern Ireland again, I'm gonna fuck with the fucking Northern Ireland
Bit of a novel here Casey, but I'm sure you'll figure it out
I'm sure you'll figure it out. I think you'll I'll think you'll be able to decipher the message. I think I made it pretty clear
All right, I got your wagers
Question is name three of the top five most populous countries in Europe
Are you fag fucking?
Fucking three of the five most populous countries in Europe
Europe which is a continent little did little did Dan the less
Now like I'm a list of things that surprised me one being Jimmy Carter still alive every time I hear it
That's number two
Stand by
You like that one easy
This may have been my best guess on final jeopardy yet, let me tell you guys
Also, probably my best wager to
Casey can I get a hit of that vape this this final jeopardy is really stressing me out right now
All right your answers
Alibeck says what is the North Pole Tyler's mom's room and the entire galaxy of the Andromeda
Tyler's mom's room is populated
Wagers not a single fucking sub fucking for making this category geography
Dan says I want to the actual what is Italy France and Germany
He bet zero dollars, okay, he's lost fuck
Tyler says
Tar says England France and Germany that's incorrect
How about $1,500 he's down to
$1,700 $4,000 dead wins the correct answer was Russia France Turkey Germany and the United Kingdom
I'm gonna fucking molest you so much. I'm gonna hang you from the rafters by your fucking nutsat
You think you've learned at this point? We went over this Tyler last time. And this episode. And this episode we went over it. Wait, gimme how many points did I have?
You had $189. Tyler came in last? I beat Tyler by 100 points. Fuck yeah.
This is fucking ridiculous.
It was a negative but not a good one.
Second place is having a fight show.
I'm actually nervous. This kid's going nuts.
I'm nervous.
What is
Say the
What were the correct answers?
The answers were Russia France Turkey Germany and the United Kingdom
Fuck you!
What did Tyler say?
He said France Germany and the United and England
Russia's Eurasia
Russia's in Europe though
Not Europe
Eurasia is the combination of two continents
You fucking deserve the worst fucking pick up
Russia's Europe?
Russia's in Europe
Why are they our enemies?
Why aren't they part of the European Union?
They're also in Asia
Oh that's why
But it's European countries
So if Tyler had said
England is not a country it's the United Kingdom
Fuck you!
If Tyler had said UK what do you have won?
UK what do you have won?
Yes
I'm gonna nuke England
Tyler says how did you win before?
How did you even win before Tyler?
You're at win number 12 like Tom Brady or the Goat
I'm gonna light you on fire Casey
Wow that was good
This is unbelievable
Tyler I mean it's pretty
pathetic how much you don't study
England and the UK
Dude you're like me with fucking Mount Rushmore
You really need to study
the United Kingdom more bro
The United Kingdom can suck my cock
Oh unplugged his mic
Yeah unplugged
She's unplugging all the mics
We're back and
Tyler unplugged all the mics after his
frustrating boss
I apologize for that
I'm not gonna apologize for
I fucking hate England
That's gonna be where I sign up
It's actually the United Kingdom
I hate the entirety of Europe
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We did not
I checked before nobody had voted for the
winner of year and Dan's debate
Also you gotta write some questions
So me and Tyler can have the debate
We gotta get some questions down
So we can make these guys go out of here
We're gonna be off the air for a couple weeks because
You're going on vacation next week
No September 9th
I'm gonna be gone for two weeks
So he's gonna be gone
Greece right?
We're gonna be missing a few episodes here and there
I like the stand up
Yeah
Tyler took my seat
I took his seat
It's weird looking down on everybody
Tyler was trying to pop the yoga ball while you were upstairs
I wasn't trying to pop it I was trying to pull the plug on it
Anyways
As always be kind to yourselves
And each other die
Fuck off
For all we know robots have souls
We just don't know if they do or don't
How do you know
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
Yes we are
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
Extended episode
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing
They're killing already
Born babies and sell them to the Chinese
Aliens exist
Somewhere in China
In some days
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
Ok
They come from our planet
They are super soldiers
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
I do not negotiate with aliens
Before my eyes while holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Beep!
Nothing, they're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level
With the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are going to make them so fucking real
They're going to sink money into them
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts
No circuitry
But let me tell you their technology
Makes me about to kill this virus
Which by the way big brother
Is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
WHO!?
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all of this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody's like, no, Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody says, Elon Musk is so cool.
Everybody says, you're saying Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for us.
The actual government is just crying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are just fucking all over.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking bill.
He's fucking smart.