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This is pretty nice car 2015 to wow yeah grandson it was his grandson.

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This is pretty nice car 2015 to wow yeah grandson it was his grandson.

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This is his grandson. Yeah, it's his name also Jimmy Carter.

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Yeah, his name is Jason Carter.

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Yeah, but so cover what 47% Trump's 43% on 538.

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Yeah, but so cover what 47% Trump's 43% on 538.

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Kennedy's talking about dropping out and endorsing Trump actually if he does that then commas fucked.

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If he does that I think Kamala is good because I think a lot of his votes are going towards her.

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If he does that I think Kamala is good because I think a lot of his votes are going towards her.

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No, I don't think so. That's not true.

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Mine is.

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You would you would vote for Kamala Harris.

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If it's only her and Trump because that's the way it's looking.

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If Kennedy's.

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You like how expensive groceries have been for the last four years?

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Dude, I'm just saying you like do you think that things have been like yeah this is good for the last four years?

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Dude, I'm just saying you like do you think that things have been like yeah this is good for the last four years?

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Well, because she's been in office for the last four years.

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Did you see that picture I sent of where Trump was in office the economy was like or the Nasdaq was down.

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And when they said when they said that was like a Kamala crashed it was all the way up.

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And when they said when they said that was like a Kamala crashed it was all the way up.

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That's not true.

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It has nothing. It has nothing to do with with who the president is like as far as the stock market.

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It's like completely.

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Well, then why does the price of groceries have to do with it?

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unpredictable because right now everything's artificially elevated

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because we're not using our own oil we're importing oil. We're in a bubble.

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So when you open up like the domestic oil reserves you don't have to pay to

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ship it across the ocean. When you don't have to ship across the ocean energy

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becomes cheaper. Energy becomes cheaper goods become cheaper to produce and then

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it's cheaper to get them to go destination. So it's cheaper to get the

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groceries to the store. Everything gets cheaper when transportation gets

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cheaper when energy gets cheaper. Everything. Right now four years ago the

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salmon that I buy frozen salmon it was 21 something a bag now it's $32 a bag.

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That's insane and all that. You're saying this is Joe Biden's fault? Yes. I'm not

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saying it's his fault. What did he do to cause it? He fucking stopped drilling in

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America. The whole fucking thing is they're saying that they're gonna stop

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drilling in America because it's bad for the environment. They're gonna drill the

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oil somewhere fucking else so why the fuck not do it here? Right. Like if we're

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gonna use the fucking oil anyways use our own fucking oil. Like it

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doesn't fucking make sense to just we have more than enough oil in America to

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serve America. Just fucking drill here. It doesn't fucking matter. Trump got Anwar

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approved for drilling which is like a national wildlife refuge in Alaska.

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But it has more oil in it than the Saudis have. Yeah. And like all of Saudi

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Arabia. So we have more oil in Alaska than anywhere else on the planet. Right

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and like the first thing that Joe Biden did is he shut off the Keystone

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pipeline. It's like like after all that fucking work to get it up and going he

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just came and shut it off. It's like so it's one thing to be like an

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environmentalist right but Elon wouldn't be backing Trump. He sells electric cars.

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He sells solar roofs. Yeah he's gonna get a job on Trump's administration. But half

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of what he does is for the environment and he says that we're being way too

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aggressive because people are literally starving. Like half the nation has like

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significant credit card debt. They're living off credit cards. So they actually

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they can't afford the groceries at the store. The groceries that I used to buy

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this is an actual fucking thing was a hundred and ten dollars. Yeah. My last

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grocery bill that I had and I removed things from it that I normally get was

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two hundred and two hundred and ten dollars. So what store are you going to? I'm going to a fucking price shopper.

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What's the fucking deal? I got a fucking Aldi's and it's still fucking expensive.

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Yeah because I go there and I get like the fucking basics. I get a fucking

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the most expensive thing I get is a fucking gallon of milk now and I get

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fucking I get that and then I also get um you know like a pound of like deli

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American cheese and that's fucking seven dollars now. It's nuts. Like it's fucking

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ridiculous. Like I remember like even like let's let's go six years ago or

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fine we'll go 20 2015 when I was still in high school that pound of cheese is

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four dollars. Right. Like that's it's fucking retarded. Yeah what else is like

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really expensive? Meat is meat's always been expensive. That's the thing though I

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think that like you guys are paying more for groceries because I don't eat meat

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and meat's so fucking expensive now. Very expensive. So like I like the most

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expensive thing I get is fucking cheese. Like that's my like it's I mean cheese

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and meat are kind of like similar price wise but like like the things that like

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I get are mostly non meat based and meats where they're really fucking

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killing you but still the shit that I used to buy was fucking like half the

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price. Right. And it's just a fucking it's a it's a disaster and Joe Biden is not

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doing anything about it. He didn't do anything about it. He said that he's

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gonna get rid of college debt didn't do that. I don't think Joe Biden's doing anything period.

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No no we're gonna fucking let's just go through it and say all the promises he

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made on the campaign trail that he fucking didn't even do. He said that he's

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gonna get us jobs. He was cooking the books that that actually got proven that

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he cooked the books to say that his employment was higher than it actually

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was. What are you looking for? Your headphones. Over here. But um he he did that he fucking said that he's gonna

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clear college debt never fucking did that. Said he was gonna fix the social

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security which I don't even think it's fixable at this point we're fucked.

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We're not gonna get social security. We're literally paying for the boomers

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fucking life support. That's what we're doing right now. Fucking the boomers

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literally are sucking dry fucking social security to the point like it's the sad

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thing is like it's a thing but like you were literally the boomers weren't

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supposed to live this long. Social security was supposed to be probably ten

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years at the most that you're on social security. That's how it always used to be.

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And even if it was just ten years which it's not it's we're getting on thirty

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years of the boomers on social security because they're living to their 90s.

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You're supposed fucking this was an actual thing the the like the the

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fucking I don't know the people to let the column but like the people who did

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like this the studies to find out the retirement age they literally take the

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average age of death in America and add one year. That's what the retirement age

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is. That's an actual fact. So people aren't supposed to live until fucking 90

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on Social Security. They're supposed to live like maybe six years. Ten at the long.

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No that's an act. It's not supposed to be a retirement plan. It's not supposed to be a

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retirement plan but these guys are on fucking Social Security for 30 plus

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years and there's a whole bunch of them. The thing is Social Security was made

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for the like 1920s 1930s 1950s like all that like 1940s like that whole era and

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there wasn't that many people back then. Now after after World War Two they had

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the fucking the baby boom and because there's so many fucking people above the

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age of 65 we can't fucking handle it. It's gonna fucking collapse and then by

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the time that we're in it there's gonna be nothing left. We're paying so much in

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our fucking thing for Social Security that we're never gonna see. They're

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always the big the big thing was for Social Security that they're like you're

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paying for your future. I'm like I'm not paying for my future I'm paying for

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these fuckers on life support that are fucking refusing to die. Right. And none

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of them none of them are fucking signing DNR so they're just fucking laying around on

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fucking hospital beds for like fucking events and they're like I'm refusing to die and it's

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not selling their homes. No that's the whole fucking thing. The boomers

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have been the most selfish generation that this is just a fact that the that

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the world has ever seen. Reverse mortgages became a thing because they

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didn't fucking they go I'm gonna have fun for the rest of my life. Fuck my

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kids. Fuck my grandkids. I'm gonna do a reverse mortgage on my house because I

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don't fucking care. Right. That's a reverse mortgage. A reverse mortgage is they pay you money but

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they're buying your house from you when you die pretty much. Right. But they're

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giving you you're going into debt basically. Yeah and they're taking so

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you're paid off house they're giving you a payment off of that. So they're

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doing that and basically what every other generation before the boomers did

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and I fucking think this is a fucking thing that pisses me off to no end.

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Every generation tried to leave things for their kids tried to make the world

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better before they went. They tried to make the world better for the next

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generation and that's what they did. That's how we got to where we are now.

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The boomers said I'm taking every fucking cent with me and fuck my kids.

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Fuck my grandkids. Fuck my great grandkids. They're not getting shit. I'm

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gonna have fun with the last. I'm gonna take a fucking vacation to Barbados

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every fucking month because I can. Because and they're like I'm not gonna

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leave them a house because I'm doing a reverse mortgage. So fuck them with that.

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This sounds all really personal. It's not. This is just how the world is. My

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parents aren't baby boomers. My parents are fucking Gen X like I like my parents

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were born in 1979. Like that's a that's not a baby boomer. Like I have your

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grandparents. Are your parents boomers Casey? No. Yeah but like the thing is

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like the baby boomers just fucking do this. They're fucking Gen X out of the

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fucking out of inheritance and then because Gen X is gonna get fucked out

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of inheritance that they're supposed to get, Gen Z is gonna get fucked out of

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inheritance and so is Millennials. Like we're all fucked out of inheritance

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because they want to have fucking fun with the with the last days. And they're

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just fucking sitting there on a fucking beach fucking cooking. It's like it's

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like what the fuck you guys do. You ever notice who's the ones that are always buying the lottery tickets at

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stores? Yeah. Oh great. You're gonna fucking you're gonna get ten million

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dollars and you're gonna die the next day. I just want to get the fucking work on time.

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And then they tell and then also fucking you were born in 1940-45. You were old

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enough to you're you're you're too young for fucking you're too old for Vietnam

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by the time the draft comes. You're just old enough to go to Woodstock and do all

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this shit. You fucking pick up a hitchhiking girl. You fucking marry her.

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She's a ten out of ten because you're a fucking city guy. You're a fucking five

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out of ten but you're the coolest guy that she's ever met because she's you're

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not from her fucking hometown. You pick up a fucking solid ten out of ten chick.

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Then you fucking go. You have a summer job. You buy a fucking brand new car. Then

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you get an actual fucking. It's true though. No you get you get a fucking actual good paying

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fucking union job that you get a pension from. Then after after two years of

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working just two years not even saving if you're just fucking working two years

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you buy a brand new fucking house that you paid off in full and then you

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fucking live off of that for the rest of your life. Then when you sell your house

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you sell it for fucking 2.5 million dollars when you bought it for fucking

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five cents in a fucking pair of acorns and you're fucking and you're like well

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these kids don't know what they're doing now they gotta get they gotta pick

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themselves up by their bootstraps. I'm fucking working 70 hours plus fucking

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doing all this shit and I'm fucking like I'm barely making rent you know. I'm

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fucking I can't buy a new car. My fucking muffler is gonna fucking put me under

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for fucking a month pretty much. I'm like this like. Dude your muffler to fix

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probably cost what a boomer would have paid for a car. Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah.

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For an entire fucking car. And I'm like my muffler is gonna put me down for a

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fucking month of fucking shit and then I'm gonna be like great now Christmas

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time's coming so I gotta buy fucking Christmas gifts so I'm gonna be fucking

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down and out for that too and these fucking boomers who have been having

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everything their entire fucking life are telling us that we're fucking lazy and

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shit. You don't need a muffler. These motherfuckers this isn't a joke these

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motherfuckers worked less than 30 hours a week and they were able to do all that

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shit right and they're telling us that we're lazy and that we we don't know

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the value of hard work. Motherfucker I worked harder than you your entire

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fucking life and I've been working for eight years. Who are these boomers that

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are talking to you like this? If you're a boomer and you're listening to this. Go fuck yourself.

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Your grandparents are boomers right? My grandparents are fucking stupid. My grandparents are stupid.

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My grandmother's stuck in the 1950s and my grandfather. Which one? My grandmother

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my grandmother on my dad's side is literally stuck in a 1950s she's been a

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housewife since she's been fucking 17 years old. Fucking she hasn't had a job

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in her entire life and oh she she worked at a fucking drugstore for fucking

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pennies for like you know six years. My grandfather has been a mechanic he's

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been working with his fucking hands since nineteen or nineteen sixty

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nineteen seventy two. He's been working on fucking cars since 1972 and that's

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all he's been fucking doing his entire life and he's he's not the smartest guy

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he's a genius when it comes to cars but like anything else he's a fucking he's

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not that smart. That's a terrible thing to say. And my other grandmother just worked for the

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state and she's she's on a pension right now and she's you know sitting pretty

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I'm like like this this is just fucking it's ridiculous the amount of shit and

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these guys could buy these like our landlords now are the fucking boomers

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that bought like six houses to fucking rent them out and their fucking rent

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they can charge $2,000 for a fucking two-bedroom apartment in fucking Albany

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fucking it's stupid. Like it's just the whole fucking thing and like none of this

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is a joke this is just actual truth like this is this is the actual truth. Like

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how are we how are we supposed to survive in a system that's stacked

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against us this much? Like there's a tipping point to the point

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where when you can't just fucking make enough money to live when you're

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working 72 hours a week there's got to be a fucking change. Right. And the

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Democrats want this to keep going further. Right. They keep on going. Well you want an

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elect a boomer. So really the problem is we don't have a Republican or a

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Democrat problem we got a boomer problem. I want them all sides. I want I want them

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all out. Fucking. So let's vote for the younger person. There's nobody fucking

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younger running. If AOC wasn't so insane yeah if she wasn't so far left if she was a

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little more like centrist I would vote for AOC dude just because she's young

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she's like snappy she has energy. Yeah she's not running though. But but why

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why does it have to be the fucking boomers dude? Kamala Harris isn't a

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boomer. She was born in 64. No. Yeah she's a boomer. That's Kamala. That's that's that's that's late boomers but it's still

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boomers. Early boomer. No early boomers is 1940s. Oh it's 1946 to 1964.

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It's right on the border. She has one? Well it says boomers are 46 to 64. It's a

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weird fucking like like thing because 97 is considered fucking millennial but 98

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is considered Gen Z which is a really weird fucking thing. Do you see Obama at

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the DNC? Because like like Casey's considered a millennial I'm considered

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I'm considered Gen Z just and we're two years apart. Right right. So like it's

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like that's insane to me that we're fucking two years apart. You're Gen Z? I'm Gen Z.

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Like I'm literally the first year that Gen Z is. Like me me and Ali Mack are both

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Gen Z and you and you and Casey are Millennials. Like if it was me and you

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like different like like difference in age I could get that being like an

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actual difference in a generation but literally me and Casey are two years

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apart and he's a fucking different generation. Right right. But that's just how it cookie crumbles.

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Yeah but like a fucking there's there's a whole bunch of Gen Z kids that are

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just brain-wrought fucking retards that like I get lumped we get I get

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lumped in with the fucking brain-wrought retards that are like skimity toilet

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fucking Riz Kham and I ass fucking shit. And I'm like what the fuck. No cap. No cap fam. Let them cook.

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And then fucking but then Millennials are just a bunch of fucking whiny pussies.

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Fucking like let's be real fucking most 35 year olds are fucking idiots.

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They're fucking they're fucking retards that want to be like I'm done adulting

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today. You're fucking you're fucking 35 years old. You can't be done adulting today.

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Nobody learned anything in the 90s. Right. Like the thing is like I really feel

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like the Millennials should have got at least gone to fucking 99. Like that

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makes sense. Right. You might be a Millennial so bad. I don't want to be either one because both

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sides are fucking retarded. Like I'm like it's like whiny bitches or fucking

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actual retarded people. It's like what the fuck. I don't want to be in this

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fucking area. And then Jen Alpha is even more retarded than fucking Jen. Which one is Jen Alpha?

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I think it's 2010 and beyond. Oh my god. No 2012 and beyond. So I'm like these

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fucking retards. Like these these kids are fucking. I work with somebody who was

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born in 2006. I'm like like anybody post I feel like pre and post 9 11 people are

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different like breeds. Like like and like I've talked to a bunch of people and

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like people that I work with and you know stuff like that. They're like if you

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were born before 9 11 you have a different like whole outlook than people

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born after. Like even if like you were born in 2000 you're still like pre 9 11

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you lived in an entirely different like world even if it was a fucking year but

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you have a different outlook on things if you were pre or post 9 11. It was a completely

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different world. Yeah. Like everything was different before 9 11. Like I had three

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three years before 9 11 but your first three years are super formative like of

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shit and like I and me like I think this is like kind of sounding trying to like

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not not trying to sound conceited but like I look at myself compared to these

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kids that were born after 2001. I'm like there's a huge fucking divide there.

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Right. Like there's just a huge like area that I'm like something happened in these

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years. I obviously fucking 9 11 happened between those years but like there's a

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there that caused such a huge rift in like the space of people. Also I think it

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also has to do with because if you were born after 2001 you didn't have any

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analog shit. Like when I was a kid we had videotapes still we had cassette tapes

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and stuff and then like after if you were born after 2001 that was kind of

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phased out by the time you started you know doing stuff. So you had like you

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know flash drives and fucking you know actual computers and iPods and stuff.

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It's like the the the the I feel like the the easy the ease of technology that

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these that these people had gives you like gives you lack of appreciation. Yeah

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because like fucking all my all the things that I watched when I was a kid

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were fucking videotapes like fucking. And they would like still fuck up. Yeah.

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Like it wasn't perfect nothing was perfect. Yeah. Like the radio wouldn't

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come in sometimes. Even like cable TV. The screen would change when you when you put in

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the you know the cassette tape. Yeah. Like sometimes it wouldn't line up correctly.

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Like even fucking cable TV when you're fucking when you were watching it back

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then there's like fucking shit. You're like what the fuck. You're like oh and then like but like

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these guys these kids get like literal like real-life photos on a fucking on

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your fucking phone that's like this. Right. Like I can take a picture right now

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and you can be like that looks exactly how it looks like this. Fucking 15 or 20

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20 years ago you try to take a picture on your fucking you try to take a picture

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on a fucking actual like professional level camera it looks like a fucking

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caveman took it compared to what we have now. Dude like I bought a camera at a

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garage sale. I was like dude this thing is fucking sweet right. It was it's like

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it's one of the ones with like the big lenses on it. Like a cannon. It's like a

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cannon but it was like I think it wasn't. Kodak. It wasn't Nikon. It was like one of

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those brands. Yeah. And I'm like this is fucking sweet this thing's awesome. And

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then dude I totally forgot. That needs film. Not that it needs film but you can't see

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the pictures until later. Yeah you totally. It didn't even register in my brain dude. Like

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remember the old fucking instant like fucking like shitty like fucking like

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ones you could buy for like five dollars at like fucking a dollar store. Like it

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was like the yellow fucking thing that was like this big. The disposable one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking I remember

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using those all the fucking time and then getting them fucking developed and

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you're like wow that was fucking awful pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Dude I mean it just

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like didn't dawn on me until I got at home. But like you you have no idea if

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your shot was good or not. But like let's even go back before then like when like

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the camera first came around in the 1800s you had to fucking sit there for

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like two minutes in order for the fucking picture to come out correctly. And

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then you had to go into like this fucking you had to take a steel plate

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out of that put it into a fucking like like literal like mercury and shit. Fucking

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develop that with a fucking scary ass fucking red light that you're fucking under. And then you had to

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fucking develop it and if you fucked up the development if you touched it with

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your thumb entire picture is fucked. Right. And in a hundred years we have

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fucking literal fucking next to life fucking pictures in a fucking palm in our

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hand in the palm of our hand. And if you think of that 200 years a hundred years

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before then we didn't even know what fucking penicillin was. Right. Like

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there's there's they didn't wash their hands before fucking surgery a hundred

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years before then. And now we have fucking like I feel like the advancement

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of technology so fucking fast is a main problem what we have. Like we aren't able

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as a society to cope with the the new technology fast enough because it used

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to be in a hundred years you go from fucking you know not washing your hands

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to washing your hands during surgery. That's a biggest fucking leap in a

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hundred years. Then but like you can go to almost anything fucking guns you had

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a fucking musket that you had to fucking you know pump the whole thing you had to

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fucking take the thing out push like you know do all that shit. Then it went to

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cartridges in the 1800s where you're like that was it. We had muskets for

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almost 200 years. Then we went to the cartridges and then after we got the

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cartridges we fucking just accelerated to fucking like nuclear bombs. Right. Like

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like we went from muskets to nuclear bombs in 200 years. That's just just

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think like okay so what accelerates technology is the ability to communicate

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right. So like I forget what technology it was it was like the invention of

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you just like iodine or something like the ability to like separate iodine out

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something like that. They had the technology to do it it existed humans

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had it but this guy in Germany didn't have the information of this guy in the

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United States had that this guy up here in Canada had they didn't the three

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technologies like couldn't come together right. I had everything I needed at the

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time but then like the telegraph was invented and now they were able to

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transmit information across the Atlantic and it technology exploded and then

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telephone was invented and then technology exploded even more. You know

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every advancement with communication now think of that okay and then think of the

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internet and how much technology has gone up since the invention of the

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internet. Yeah that's that's a whole fucking thing and like now we have AI.

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Yeah. It's gonna be the shit you're going to see is the shit that AI is solving

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right now that just in its short existence it hasn't even peaked yet dude

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it's not gonna peak for another fucking 15 years all right. The shit that AI has

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invented that it's coming up with as we speak it's curing diseases it's

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inventing new weapons probably dude weapons powerful enough to take out

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entire planets. It's gonna figure out right right now we're using

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rockets to traverse the universe right. It's gonna be like a fucking Death Star.

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It's gonna figure out exactly how to bypass space-time. Yeah. It's gonna be

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like okay anywhere you need to go all right just tell me. It's gonna fucking

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invent stuff for us so we don't even have to net stuff anymore. We have like equations we're

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trying to solve right. Yeah. Like you know like in movies and shit where it's like

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a guy on the chalkboard like trying to solve this giant fucking equation like

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Goodwill fucking hunting or whatever that is. Yeah we saw Abinheimer. Right. I didn't say it but I'm

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sure they do that shit. It was pretty good. But yeah AI is just gonna be able

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to it can take the summation of all the information and be like yeah here's the

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answer. But I think the speed that we got this technology is the main is one of

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the major problems that we had because every single invention. I want to touch

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back on this book. Yeah. But like every single invention that we made we had

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time as a as a human race to like figure it out figure out how it worked kind of

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like and integrate it into our society. But because technology is going so

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fucking fast we went from fucking taking a fucking like a wire and plugging it

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into another fucking wire to fucking talk on the phone in the 1950s. Right. To

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now where we have fucking Wi-Fi where it's just in the air type shit like we

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don't fucking know I don't know how fucking Wi-Fi works it's just fucking

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like that. Like people understood wire wire plug in plug in that's a pretty

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simple thing to like comprehend. But like it could be water going through the tube

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yeah you don't know what the fuck it is but it's and then like but we connected

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yeah but like we we figured out and like as society they're like okay this is how

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this works. And like almost everybody in this society figured out how almost

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everything in the society worked. But because we have so much new technology

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literally coming out by the second it's like you we can't all come like

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technology I feel like should have a fucking like buffer like on it or like

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we should fucking you know like make the instead of two being fucking this big we

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should take it and put it like this and kind of filter feed it through us type

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shit because well it kind of is but we really shouldn't have as much technology

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we don't we don't we don't have as much technology as we actually have but we

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feel like we should have even less. And that buffer is called the military. The

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military has the absolute dude the shit they have right this fucking second they

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could honest to God point a fucking laser at the moon and just blow it up.

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They could hold the moon hostage they should say they could say all right Russia

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get the fuck out of Ukraine or we're gonna blow the fucking moon up. The Russians would be like ha ha ha. They got fucking wormholes. They got fucking wormholes out area 51.

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Did you ever see did you ever fucking read the story of the guy who got

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fucking disintegrated in the Middle East? There like there's like this fucking like

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big like terrorist guy and like he has like a huge problem over there for us

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and literally went outside motherfucker got disintegrated just fucking

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disintegrated and people are like what the fuck just happened and they're like in the

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United States is like I don't know what happened. But motherfuck we have things

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that can decide. Fucking we found out where he was and when he went outside we

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fucking disintegrated him like just like they said like not even the scout like

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just dust. I'll be like what the fuck like just imagine going outside your friend just gets

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vaporized. I'll be like oh my god. Space lasers. Yeah that's exactly why we have the

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Space Force. Right like they do and that's that's just the shit you've heard

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about. Yeah. They like dude honest to God. And they covered that shit up. You can

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probably just from space go jeeeee. Because I read that story. Cut out entire countries. I read that story. Copy and paste them.

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Delete. Cut. When that first that story first came out I read it and then I tried

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to show people like a couple weeks later it was gone. You stumbled across some classified shit. She just screen shoted it bro. But I'm like are you fucking

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kidding me this dude just got disintegrated and they're just like yeah

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we're gonna not talk about that anymore. That doesn't that didn't happen. I'm

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like you can't just fucking have a guy get disintegrated and just get swept

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under the rug like the dust that he is. Tyler's typing on the internet about it. Some guys come to his door. Hey look at this light real quick. I guarantee you they have the men in black fucking light thing. Oh of course bro they probably use drugs honestly. They probably just use memory erasing drugs. Just put it in the fucking water. But that's I don't drink fucking tap water. Smart. That's a good life choice. I want to

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touch back on how it's crazy how people think that when people are playing video

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games kids are playing video games they're like wasting their time. Like oh

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that's just like a waste of life. Yeah. Just doing nonsensical shit and then the

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GPUs that were made for video games right. Are fucking a billion times better than

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space shuttle. Are the things that are now going to be curing cancer. Yeah. So it's

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like all that that entire time it looked like we were doing useless shit playing

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video games. We were actually advancing technology because you want bigger and

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better shit. You know you always want like better graphics better graphics like so

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everybody wants and then those GPUs are what powers artificial intelligence. It's

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incredible. But pro I was fucking like like just like the insane shit this

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shit this happens. I'm fucking I was playing Magic the Gathering with a bunch

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of random fucking people online today like people I've never met people I will

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never meet in my entire life. I played a fucking card game online with them. The

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game that you would literally fucking 10 years ago you had to go to a fucking

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game store to fucking you know actually play physical cards with somebody. But I

415
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can go online and fucking just you know fucking play a card game with somebody.

416
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Like it's like like that's insane. Like like if you told somebody fucking 25

417
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years ago even hey I'm gonna play a fucking card game with somebody online

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from fucking China and then just keep going on and that's the normal day. Like

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that's not that's not a crazy thing that happens anymore. I got fucking like if I

420
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see the Chinese fucking characters I'm like this is gonna be a hard fucking

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card game. They play it in China? Yeah. Oh my god. I played a couple Chinese guys

422
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,720
earlier. Oh it was Donald Trump jr. that spread the lie about Tim Waltz eating

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horse cum. What was the? He spread a gross lie about Tim Waltz because he had like a

424
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got milk ad that he spoofed into like he had the milk mustache and he made it

425
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like horse cum in the background. Horse cum.com we were ahead of the curve bro. I'll make that the

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picture for the episode. We were ahead of the curve. That's disgusting. This is fucking disgusting.

427
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God. Dan so what are your thoughts on the the election? Have you picked a

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candidate yet? Well look here's the thing man I I feel bad for Trump because of

429
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all the vexatious litigation that he's gone through. So that's a big word. That's in the past.

430
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:17,720
No you can't overwind that. We've moved on. But here look here's the thing. Lindsey Graham he said the quiet

431
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part out loud and he said Ukraine has 14 trillion dollars of mineral resources

432
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all right and Russia's gonna get it and they're gonna share it with China so we

433
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could be best friends with Ukraine they could be the richest country in all of

434
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Europe and they could share that wealth with us and that's why we're there.

435
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:44,240
Lindsey Graham. He said that out loud a Republican and it's like whoa it's like so it's not

436
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about this like save Ukraine humanitarian shit it's because they

437
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could be the wealthiest country in all of Europe which look I'm actually kind of

438
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for saying the quiet part out loud. Yeah Lindsey Graham also said like don't vote

439
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:04,040
for Donald Trump he's dangerous. Right so dude look it's I can't even get involved

440
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,080
in the right or the left bullshit because it's all kind of bullshit at this point

441
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,520
you know what I mean? Well it looks like in November you're only gonna have end

442
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:16,920
up with two choices. Yeah I guess so and look here's what it is all right it's

443
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:23,000
like we got a bolt to take off and we've got two tools a screwdriver and a pair

444
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:29,640
of pliers. Neither one of them is the right fucking tool but one's just got a chance you know one's gonna get us

445
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:34,560
into World War three but that being said there's 14 trillion dollars of pushback

446
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:40,640
against Donald Trump okay so they're gonna do everything in their fucking

447
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,200
power on this planet to keep him from entering office whether they have to

448
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,240
make up another scandal whether they've tried to drag him through the courts

449
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,320
it's not working. Try to shoot him in the head. They tried to shoot him in the head

450
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,320
dude there's gonna be a second assassination attempt mark my fucking

451
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,880
words. Maybe I don't know if the secret service will allow that anymore. Well

452
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,560
they're gonna blow up his plane they're gonna do something they're gonna take

453
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:08,400
him out because that he's not gonna stand in the way of 14 trillion dollars

454
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of natural resources in Ukraine. So you think like the CIA and shit is run by

455
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the Democrats? Well I don't even think it's a Republican or a Democrat thing

456
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,440
dude I think the whole Republican and Democrat thing is that if they want to

457
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:28,000
get something through right like say I want to get through like say going to

458
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:35,320
war in a certain country okay I if I can make that a party issue I right off the

459
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,800
rip I have 50% of the votes I have 50% support from the nation okay whereas

460
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normally if we didn't have this Republican Democrat split down the line

461
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:51,520
you would only have 10% 20% of people for it 30% you know what I mean but if

462
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:57,000
you can make it a party issue boom right off the rip you've got 50% of the votes

463
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,800
50% of the nation's support like Ukraine. Everything's an issue now there's

464
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:06,160
nothing that's not an issue. Look how easy it was to get in a war in Ukraine

465
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you've got 50% of the Democrats support it off the rip a humanitarian thing

466
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that's all they have to do is pump out a bunch of feel-good stories on the

467
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,320
liberal media everybody fucking eats it up they've all got Ukraine flags on

468
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,840
their fucking car little do they know that it's all about the fucking mineral

469
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,920
resources to make fucking batteries. Do you think that's a Democrat thing do you

470
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:30,560
think more Democrats are in support of Ukraine? Yeah of course dude Republicans

471
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,560
Republicans don't want to be over there. What about Israel because there's a

472
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:39,000
bunch of fucking free Palestine protesters and they're all really liberal

473
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,120
right it's like the far left that are like these free and they're fucking

474
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:50,280
protesting Joe Biden Kamala Harris outside their events so I mean do you

475
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:58,760
think Republicans are like pro-Israel? I think Republicans are pro-Israel yeah more yeah

476
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:05,400
yeah for sure yeah absolutely and I would say that liberals are more see

477
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,760
yeah so it's like a little confusing right yeah I mean like you almost have

478
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:16,880
like the far left is against the like the regular left now so I don't know

479
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,280
it's it's some complicated there's some complicated geopolitical shit going on

480
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:27,080
that's a mess yeah I mean dude do I think Donald Trump is good for this

481
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,280
country no I think Donald Trump is a little bit like hooking up with your

482
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:36,960
cousin you know it might work in a pinch but it's not the best choice well said

483
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:44,600
Daniel I just think that fucking shit's just fucked yeah Kamala dude I can't

484
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:50,340
take another four years of this fucking yeah like at least give Donald Trump the

485
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,880
reign for four years and then he'll never come back dude just let him fucking

486
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,920
have it for four fucking years all right don't do any press conferences all right

487
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,060
cuz every time you do a press conference you get a fucking new you know a fucking

488
00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:06,800
a clip that you could play on fucking repeat like they'll take three seconds

489
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,480
of the conversation they get a sound bite and it's like just don't do press

490
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,440
conferences dude just go behind the fucking doors in the oval office shut

491
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:19,220
the fuck up do your fucking job for four fucking years stay away from the media

492
00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:24,440
and then he'll never come back that's it we'll be back on track no and then he'll

493
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:31,920
say he's running for a third term man I was watching Obama the DNC if I could

494
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:39,600
vote for him for a tenth term I would I would too it's gonna be like semi normal

495
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,800
he fucked this over more than any other buddy I don't think well dude you look

496
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,440
he started so many fucking wars yeah but that's just that's the American way

497
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:55,240
that's our export bro that's our only export fucking stopped wars okay well

498
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,640
that's why they don't like him cuz that's not very American is it that's

499
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:04,680
why the deep state wants to take him out dude our export is war that's the one

500
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:10,360
that pulled the troops out of Afghanistan was Biden yeah and look at

501
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,520
how disastrous that fucking turned disastrous for I think I understand not

502
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,920
for us no we fucking lost fucking billions of dollars of fucking military

503
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:24,120
equipment and lost fucking yeah and if we had stayed there we would lose twice

504
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,400
as much no it would over the next yeah if we're gonna continue to stay there we

505
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,560
would keep losing money we would keep losing yes we would get fucking blown up

506
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:39,520
if he fucking if he took out and if he if he didn't fucking rush the fucking

507
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,760
shit because he wanted to get it done before the 20th anniversary of 9-eleven

508
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,440
that was his big fucking thing he wanted to get it he wanted to get all the

509
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,760
troops out before the 20th anniversary of 9-eleven so he fucking cut corners on

510
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,920
fucking everything so what listen to me fucking Casey for five fucking seconds

511
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,400
because you never do you're just so fucking retarded that you decide that

512
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:04,400
you fucking you're like I'm gonna talk about fucking coming in fucking shit

513
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:10,600
that's what the podcast is about fucking we left so much fucking classified

514
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,400
military equipment that these fucking sand people have now they're fucking

515
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:25,720
they're using but these fucking people they just have our fucking classified

516
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:32,200
military technology now that they're just using no I promise I promise you

517
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,800
there's nothing they're using fucking American weapons for their fucking shitty

518
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,520
wars yeah bro they had stayed in Afghanistan the only thing would happen

519
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:46,680
we've lost more money lost more equipment and lost more soldiers in over

520
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:52,520
like five years I think we lost like less than fucking like 50 people we lost

521
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:57,360
ten people at the same time during the fucking yeah whenever we left the

522
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,520
Taliban we're gonna take over anyway it's not like we're gonna we lost ten

523
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:07,600
people in the exfil exfil dude we didn't make it out of zombies dude we fucking

524
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:14,360
we lost ten dudes but like fucking like in I think in like like ten years we

525
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:19,560
lost like 50 people and like three tanks and a couple humvees a decent amount of

526
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,760
humvees but humvees are you know and how long like ten years like year like we

527
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,760
lost like not like like like there's there's still a decent amount of people

528
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,800
that died but like in a war when only like less than a hundred people like die

529
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,920
in ten years you're doing pretty fucking good I think I think the numbers for

530
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:45,840
well I know I rack I think I rack was 3500 it was a lot of fucking people that

531
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:50,360
might have been before because I think I'm doing like the the Trump years that

532
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,400
I'm thinking of because they like during the Trump years we weren't really doing

533
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,000
operations over there we're just kind of the fuck are we doing over there dude

534
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,520
like why didn't we pull out after we got Osama bin Laden I feel like it's a

535
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,400
fucking we want to have an outpost in the Middle East because of the oil

536
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,280
that's literally the only reason why we want fucking people over there why we

537
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:13,480
pull out why we pull out because Biden wanted to fucking have a statement piece

538
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:18,400
that he could be like we got our people out before 9 or because there's no point

539
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,760
the point of being there was the fucking have a fucking oil fucking field in our

540
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:26,520
fucking terror like in our in our control but because Biden pulled out

541
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,880
another thing all the American wants oil that's rich because another reason why

542
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:36,240
everything fucking went to shit was because the people who we had the

543
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:40,720
fucking oil and if we had guns pointed at them we're gonna be like hey give us

544
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,360
more oil or we'll fucking kill you they're gonna give us a better price on

545
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:49,400
oil right and the other thing like the real thing was Saddam Hussein is he

546
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,120
wanted to get off the dollar the American dollar he was gonna stop

547
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:56,920
trading oil and dollars yeah and then second he did that all of the sudden we

548
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,960
had to go take him out like here's the thing dude like this stuff sounds

549
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:06,920
terrible at face value right it sounds like if you tell it the way you just

550
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:14,360
told it sounds terrible but the fact of the matter is is like there's wars wars

551
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,840
over resources have existed since the dawn of humanity right that's why since

552
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:24,280
even in the animal kingdom there's wars over resources constantly so it's really

553
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,920
just a war over resources and we paint it as like some sort of humanitarian

554
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,080
thing to get the stupid people at the bottom to go along with it because they

555
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,200
would never be like oh yeah let's go to let's go fucking you know fight Russia

556
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,040
over the resources in Ukraine nobody would be on board with that but the fact

557
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,880
of the matter is is we do need these resources and I would rather my team have

558
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:51,440
them than the other team it's it kind of is like them versus us man if like life's

559
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:57,680
gonna be easier for our children our grandchildren our allies the fuck yeah

560
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,480
dude like you got to do what you got to do fuck Russia Russia's being attacked

561
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,620
actually by Ukraine Moscow was under attack the other day I'm sure they're

562
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:11,360
just gonna brush it off dude like it's not even dude Russia now they're kind of

563
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,600
fucked they're not fazed much and you didn't also hear on the news that they

564
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:20,440
sent a Russian ship to rescue the stranded people in the space station oh

565
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:25,040
yeah I remember he said that yeah you didn't hear that on the news did you hmm

566
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,080
yeah doesn't doesn't fit the narrative the Russians were actually fighting a

567
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,640
proxy war with them and they sent supplies to our people we couldn't

568
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:37,480
couldn't get the fucking resources up there to them so I think the thing is if

569
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,000
the thing is our countries and our leadership hate each other the people

570
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,240
it's it's just like it's the whole the whole saying of the the rich send poor

571
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,440
people to die in war like we like the people who actually live in the country

572
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:59,640
don't want to fucking fight a war there's actually a movie I saw this

573
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:11,280
might be the picture for the for the cover of the podcast I already got Tim

574
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:18,040
Walz and his horse come I saw there was a movie actually on Netflix where there

575
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:23,280
was Russians Netflix there was Russian and American astronauts in the space

576
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,880
station and back on earth there was like World War three started so the fucking

577
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:34,600
astronauts started killing each other damn that would suck dude can you

578
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,680
imagine though I was like looking up if like any astronauts have ever fucked in

579
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:43,560
space you think getting road had his cool

580
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,320
but you're looking out over the earth like out the window of the fucking

581
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,480
space station and you're just getting

582
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:05,680
you gotta be like I am the fucking top predator

583
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:11,080
why are you limiting it to that's all I did on my gay sex

584
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:20,920
I'm Apollo 11 it's all they did on Apollo 11 was just blow each other I

585
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:26,560
mean they're there guys that are up in space for fucking what six months are

586
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:34,600
you not gonna like six days are you gonna not blow load for six months

587
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:39,800
dude they gotta have some sort of like gentlemen's agreement yeah it's called

588
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:51,440
Buzz Aldrin doing his budget if you're on the space station they probably just

589
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,880
consider it just like using the bathroom like you go in there and just do what

590
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:00,120
you got to do yeah you know especially like dude just in the time like in six

591
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:05,000
months you're up in space for six months all the new content that comes out you

592
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:14,280
hop on reddit fucking mature blowjobs you just imagine six months you you come

593
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,920
around the fucking earth and get an update you know you just download all

594
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:24,840
the damn that's what I do a lot of jerking off on the space that would be

595
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:30,960
my number one priority just go there just to dig her off that's it you launch

596
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:41,840
should make that like trips to Mars just to jerk off $125 there's actually you

597
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:49,560
know how caverns and it's like a cavern thing in Cobol skill yeah yeah well

598
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,240
they're actually doing like a naked day where you can just go naked through who

599
00:56:54,240 --> 00:57:04,920
how caverns sounds like I thought that was a place for kids dude a lot of kids

600
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:13,440
go there oh well they're doing like a naked day for adults I guess that sounds

601
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:18,240
like somewhere I wouldn't want to be naked there has been sex toys launched

602
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:25,680
the space really yeah who Russians know that the Japanese company of course

603
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:34,280
Hachi launches a rocket in the space for masturbation and it's awareness wow

604
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:46,520
interesting sex tourism dude I just I'm so excited for Mars bro it's I think

605
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:50,120
we're really gonna we're gonna see the start of the colony on Mars in our

606
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,920
lifetime yeah hundreds of us so on Mars yeah dude

607
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:59,360
hundred hundred yeah now more like the fucking thousand yeah thousand because

608
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,520
that would be like ten years wait did you say something about going naked in

609
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:08,320
house caverns yeah they're doing five minutes they're having a new day I have

610
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:17,160
I saw that line today I'm like Facebook or something is that like an official

611
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,320
thing or is that just like no it's a real it's a look it's a fucking real

612
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:26,640
event that's doing good you don't want to see anybody from that area naked I

613
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,560
promise you dude fuck it it just seems like a be a funny time

614
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:36,040
that's it sounds like it'd be a lot of swinging decks bro fuck it it's fucking

615
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,440
cold in there you'd like freeze your dick off yeah it's like 40 degrees in

616
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:48,160
there there's cave yoga that's that place is creepy as fuck yeah I'm not

617
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:54,280
it's just not that cool dude it's just kind of fucking weird I know I went to

618
00:58:54,280 --> 00:59:02,040
the caverns in Virginia Virginia last week that's pretty cool kind of like

619
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:07,520
cow caverns but yeah they're everywhere really yeah just think there's caverns

620
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,720
like that all over the place like there could be caverns like that under your

621
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:16,680
fucking property probably Virginia has a lot of caverns sweetheart tour I think

622
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,960
how fucking weird that is bro like you don't even know like what's below you

623
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:25,280
there could literally just be a giant fucking sinkhole your whole house could

624
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:32,880
fall on I mean it was cool it looks like yeah minecraft I would be like if I

625
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,160
felt if my house fell in a sinkhole and I woke up in some how caverns like place

626
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:45,120
I would be like I'm in fucking hell yes I have gone to hell yeah I don't think

627
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,280
that's true there's nothing on the website about no there is I saw it today

628
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:57,600
Casey shows up I don't think that's true I'm looking at right now Casey fucking

629
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,680
dream naked in a cave here it is how caverns I like naked and afraid knit

630
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:09,720
six-annual naked in a cavern September 28th to 2024

631
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:17,840
dude it's limited 350 guests $85 per person damn if there's some hot girls

632
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:26,160
what the hell yeah they got a menu see if there's like any fucking naked in a

633
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:41,200
cave not open to the public you will you must be naked in a cave maybe you have

634
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:45,800
to be down there to be naked like I don't know no it's I think you just have

635
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:52,080
to buy the tickets damn all right let's for tickets

636
01:00:52,080 --> 01:01:07,640
would you yeah let's go damn I don't get like fucking real rip pump it up first

637
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:13,680
you know get the penis pump out yeah dangling like snuffle off I guess yeah

638
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:23,080
we'll just borrow yours Dan my penis yeah all right let's take a break we'll

639
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:48,680
be back until the podcast

640
01:01:48,680 --> 01:02:01,440
where Tyler's trying to bust a nut Tyler's been getting trying to get down

641
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:18,120
to the strip club for the last three and Dan's not having it I think it was my

642
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:25,760
idea how many nuts have you busted in the strip club in your life that's an

643
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:35,760
off-the-air let's say more than you should I used to have a really like

644
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:40,720
trigger and it just went in still has a like I have a pretty light trip okay you

645
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:47,960
gotta do your kegel exercises it's not that I just get overwhelmed it's just

646
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:55,360
that's just what does it for me that's my thing you know I just like like I just

647
01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:00,360
like a tease I have a question for you Dan if you if you met like a really hot

648
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:05,640
stripper right yeah and she was like like anyway things happen you're gonna

649
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:12,080
fucking fuck her and she had a new up having a dick would you still do it

650
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:22,040
no no no no no yeah like ten out of ten oh she's a ten out of ten yeah with the

651
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:29,120
day oh come on man lap dance I wouldn't if she was like that hot it wouldn't

652
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,200
bother me I wouldn't care well I'm saying she's a time

653
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:43,760
well would you let her fuck you no no no I don't know we know we actually was

654
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:49,240
like smoking hot though a fucking smoke show like that one that one that we

655
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:53,000
always talk about Tyler yeah she looked like that I would get a letter to me a

656
01:03:53,000 --> 01:04:00,000
lap dance I don't care actually one guy it would be gay if she was a girl who

657
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:05,200
transitioned to a dude so it's like a dude with a vagina and you're like oh

658
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:10,880
yeah it turns me on that's gay that's really gay wait which one would be gay

659
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:16,160
it'd be gay if it was literally a woman who transitioned to a dude and you're

660
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:21,400
like it would be everything beard fucking yeah but has a vagina yeah that'd

661
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:26,240
be kind of good that's really fucking gay but it wouldn't be gay I feel like

662
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,680
the opposite is true it would be gay if she had a feel like if like it was a if

663
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:36,120
it was a guy with a vagina like a guy who fucking transitioned into a girl and

664
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:41,060
had a fake vagina that's more gay because he was a guy at one point no my

665
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:46,760
dude I'm such a headache we actually one of our one of our friends that we know

666
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:53,920
here he actually has a brother that met a transgender female like a female with

667
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:58,640
a dick and like like what do you mean were they a guy first or were they yeah

668
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:06,600
they were no no it was a guy with a dick no a woman with a dick god damn it

669
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:13,720
which one was it originally a guy it was a guy yeah the transition to a girl yeah

670
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:19,240
and so his brother met this this girl with a dick and he ended up like you

671
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:23,240
know really liking her but he didn't find out she had a dick until like after

672
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:28,640
they started having sex and he was like oh I guess you have a dick I guess I'm

673
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:37,680
fucking gay they ended up getting married yeah now it's his brother-in-law

674
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:46,440
her sister she hot I haven't seen a picture actually I should ask him if

675
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:50,240
they're fucking hot it's not gay but if they're if they're fucking now all you

676
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:54,120
gotta do is look on their social media then go to those brothers page and then

677
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,800
you can see it because they probably have pictures of their significant other

678
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:03,360
oh yeah do that right now I don't know if I don't know the last name I don't

679
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:11,040
even know their name but okay yeah if you're like oh I mean you can't open a

680
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:16,720
can of worms and then not fucking you know take the worms out yeah if it was

681
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:22,800
if it was so so you're going next week yeah I'll go Dan you're going next week

682
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:31,120
if Dan goes and I'm actually gonna cry and be like I can't do it it makes me

683
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:39,840
so sad who's gonna who's gonna fucking long it's been over a year dude

684
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:49,560
Freddie Peters fucking name is you don't even know what your friend's name is no

685
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:55,480
I don't know what his brother or sister's name you fucking look at that

686
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:58,320
you look at that and you go to the friends list and you see the person with

687
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,920
the same last name that looks like them and that's normally their fucking

688
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:09,520
sibling you fucking imbecile I haven't stalked people as on Facebook as much

689
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:17,720
as you don't it's not hard it's actually pretty easy man let's talk about some

690
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:24,640
spooky shit yeah did you ever hear the Africa no what's that so look it up on

691
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,720
your phone real quick you can see a picture of it but the eye of Africa is

692
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:33,600
actually really interesting because apparently it was a meteor that crashed

693
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:38,200
into the earth but if you look at it from fucking like a helicopter or from

694
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:44,360
like you know closer like to orbit space it looks like a human eye from space

695
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:50,680
like the earth has an eye it's kind of cool that's something I've been I looked

696
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:55,880
into the other day if you want to continue talking about that we can after

697
01:07:55,880 --> 01:08:00,480
you see a picture of it or yeah we can talk about the Alaskan bloodfalls or the

698
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:12,520
the Antarctic bloodfalls yeah it looks crazy doesn't it it looks like an eye

699
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:18,200
what the fuck is it you said it's from an asteroid apparently it's a meteor

700
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:29,240
Wow apparently it's a golf course too but um the the Antarctic bloodfalls were a

701
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:32,320
really cool fucking thing if you want to look that up that's a really cool

702
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:37,040
fucking imagery apparently the first people that found it thought it was

703
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:41,080
actually blood coming out of the fucking ice what's it called the in the

704
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:50,800
Antarctic bloodfalls look how fucking metal it looks dude so the first people

705
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,360
have found it thought that the fucking Antarctica was bleeding but apparently

706
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,440
there's a very and like it smells like blood too

707
01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:04,320
was the iron it's very rich in iron in the in the glacier and if that when they

708
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:10,360
touched it it had the consistency of blood too because of yeah irons and

709
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:15,160
blood and iron and like iron and water is pretty much what blood is yeah but

710
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:18,200
like when they touched it like they and like they did like rubbed it in their

711
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,120
fingers it had the same consistency of blood so they're like this is fucking

712
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:26,840
bleeding what the fuck is going on like the shining elevator yeah dude it looks

713
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:31,720
crazy doesn't it the time of the month huh yeah earth is fucking having the

714
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:38,560
period dude fucking Kamala Falls yeah that's that's a fucking doesn't get

715
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:44,360
she's 64 years old dude she doesn't get that time of the month nine huh she's

716
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:51,360
59 I thought you said 64 she was born in 64 okay she's definitely past menopause

717
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:58,800
probably yeah yeah she's definitely at 59 yeah well I think you can get

718
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,240
menopause when you're like there have been actually women who have gotten

719
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:06,800
pregnant when they were 65 that's insane nuts you know it shouldn't be a thing

720
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:12,640
damn but 68 I think yeah there's a whole bunch of weird shit about Antarctica

721
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:16,520
though like they they found a whole bunch of weird shit and like you have to

722
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:21,760
have a government sanction fucking like card and like like plane in order to get

723
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:25,400
to Antarctica you can't just go to Antarctica you actually have to be by

724
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:30,280
like the like the entire world counts Antarctica as a neutral zone like

725
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:34,200
there's nobody that can stake a claim in our on Antarctica it's a fucking

726
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:38,800
neutral zone of all neutral zones you can't go to it for now it is right for

727
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:44,560
now we get more military power no we have the most no but like you just take

728
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:48,000
it like even the United States is like that one look good though yeah but what

729
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
are you gonna do with it anyway research there's a whole bunch of weird shit

730
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:56,160
about Antarctica there's massive holes that just show up and then disappear

731
01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:01,600
within days that's that's great that's a that's a weird thing and our ticket has

732
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,560
a really weird fucking like like checkered fucking history to it like

733
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,320
they just have holes that show up and then disappear and like they're like

734
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:14,840
fucking like super deep fucking holes that gets go down and down and down and

735
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:23,600
when they go to research it it's gone and then they had a couple fucking like

736
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:28,800
the one of the one of the people one of the one of the crews that went to go and

737
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,720
and like research in our in Antarctica when they they went onto the shore

738
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:38,280
there was just a random lifeboat there and they were like there's it's just a

739
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:43,560
random lifeboat there was no fucking like like sign of any human life or

740
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:49,800
anything and they went to it and they searched around and they searched like

741
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,560
the the absolute farthest you could go without like you know having shelter and

742
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:58,000
stuff like they did like the whole perimeter thing and that was me they

743
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,560
did a whole perimeter they didn't find shit like they went as far as like

744
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:06,880
they're like okay if you think you came on the shore with just this lifeboat

745
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:11,080
even with the max amount of supplies they did an entire fucking like like

746
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:15,160
perimeter from that all the way down like to where like it would be like this

747
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:18,800
is as far as you could go and survive and like these temperatures they found

748
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:24,040
nothing and then the next expedition that they went to the ship was gone the

749
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:28,480
little little lifeboat was gone just just disappeared that's fucking wild

750
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:34,960
dude yeah Antarctica and then Antarctica Antarctica is the one on top bottom oh

751
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:40,960
it's one on bottom oh dear that was actually the final jeopardy no which one

752
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:47,600
is the one on top isn't even a landmass it's just ice like Antarctica actually

753
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:53,080
has like like landmass underneath the ice that's that's a fact under

754
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:57,680
Antarctica under Antarctica is actually like an actual continent continent yeah

755
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:02,000
there's land after there's land under Antarctica that's why it's a continent

756
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:06,680
and like yeah but it's like the North Pole isn't just ice it's all ice in the

757
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:11,880
North Pole yeah but there's Antarctica and then what's the top one called the

758
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:16,760
North Pole it's not just the North Pole the Arctic the Arctic like the Antarctic

759
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:21,600
is is like the antithesis of the Arctic so the Arctic is this the Antarctic is

760
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:27,240
is the bottom you actually fly over Antarctica Antarctica to get to China

761
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:32,120
from New York no you flare over the Arctic fly over the North Pole over the

762
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,960
Arctic yeah yeah you could probably go the other way too if you had enough

763
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:42,360
fuel yeah cuz it's shorter to fly over the top yeah which is crazy to me that

764
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:46,640
it's like but they they gotta go around Russia now though it's like an extra

765
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,520
hour and a half on the yeah what if you have an emergency right it when you're

766
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,720
like in the North Pole here's crashing into the North Pole dude that fucking

767
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,360
socks there's another thing about Antarctica is they have gravity

768
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:02,120
irregularities there oh that's like an actual thing that they have actual

769
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:05,920
gravity irregularities that are just there and they can there's magnetic or

770
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:10,720
gravity both but grab the gravity ones are the ones that's the weirder ones

771
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:16,080
because like people have jumped like fucking like 15 feet and just fucking

772
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:21,800
man they were fine bro fucking north north and south switches places every

773
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:28,320
40,000 years yeah the pole shift wow it's crazy but like the North Pole is

774
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:34,560
just fucking the North Pole dude it's just but um yeah it's just it's all ice

775
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:38,360
up there even when you go there and flight sim it like bugs the game you're

776
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:43,240
gonna do that in Antarctica does what do you mean like when you fly there and

777
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:47,440
flights them everything gets all like glitchy and fucking weird and sometimes

778
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:52,000
you're not like sometimes it just crashes and freeze now yeah like people

779
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,440
were talking about that in line really yeah dude Antarctica is such a fucking

780
01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:04,720
scary like thing because it's so in hospitable in hospitable in hospitable

781
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:09,880
cold that like like humans aren't supposed to be there like like

782
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:13,600
everywhere else in the planet like it's like it's almost like the world's like

783
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:18,160
you don't belong here type shit right like there's there's like on the very

784
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:22,160
outskirts of Antarctica you have like the polar bears and stuff the further

785
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:26,280
you get inland the Antarctica like if you get to the South Pole nothing should

786
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:31,440
survive there there's no like earthly animal that should be able to survive

787
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:37,680
yeah it's like negative 50 degrees every day yeah the coldest it ever got there

788
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:42,040
I actually looked it up was like negative 250 degrees we actually didn't

789
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:49,440
discover Antarctica until like 1890 yeah really yeah yeah yeah wow that's recent

790
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:55,360
yeah yeah the first expedition that the quote-unquote first expedition they

791
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:59,760
went there and they're like yo we finally fan out we finally found the

792
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,720
like the southernmost continent and they went there and there's just a French

793
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:08,440
flag there and they're like what the fuck like like like because French flag

794
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:12,320
there like the first people find it was it was either a French flag it was it

795
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,640
was another country's flag but like these people like did like a fucking

796
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,920
eight-month journey to get down there and they're like we're the first people

797
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,000
to actually set foot down here because like all the other ships like shipwrecked

798
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,280
or stuff but there was like we finally made it down and there's just a fucking

799
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,320
other country's flag there I wouldn't have told anybody but the thing was

800
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:33,120
country they got there and make it back no they did make it back but they they

801
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:38,240
got there literally less than a month earlier than they did no shit and they're

802
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:43,120
like what the fuck just about to do an eight-month trek and you're like nobody's

803
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:47,200
ever done this before we're gonna be the first people down there you bring your

804
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,200
fucking flag and you just look up and it's just like a some shitty fucking

805
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:55,840
like what the fuck I we were supposed to be the first ones here wow that fucking

806
01:16:55,840 --> 01:17:01,320
blows yeah it was nuts like they like I read that and then their journey back

807
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:04,600
like the people who were the second people to technically make it there they

808
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:09,920
all died on the ship on the ship back really every single one of them wow yeah

809
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:16,080
so they're like they did all that and they're just like nope you're done

810
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:22,680
fuck dude what happened just it we didn't have the technology to get down

811
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:29,640
there at that point like like it like the eight months trek like they like half

812
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:35,200
the crew died on the way down because it was too cold oh my god they also did it

813
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:41,120
during the fucking winter like idiots yeah just make it even worse yeah so I

814
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,040
got least do it in the fucking summer yeah but they went down during the

815
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:48,820
winter time and then it just like unforgiving cold type shit well the

816
01:17:48,820 --> 01:17:53,100
winter is opposite in Antarctica when it was here yeah but like I think they

817
01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:57,000
left in like summertime of theirs but like it was winter time in Antarctica

818
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:03,000
type shit are there polar bears down there I think so or is that I don't know

819
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:07,520
does anything live there the further inland you go the less life there is I

820
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:12,120
knew I do know that right cuz it gets colder and colder yeah it gets to the

821
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:16,080
point where nothing like can live there what if we just like ran out of like a

822
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:22,560
room on earth and we had to build a colony there did if you think so

823
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:28,000
technically the closest thing to Antarctica is Mars right like that's

824
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,080
like besides like the lack of air and atmosphere that is the closest thing to

825
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:37,040
to Antarctica that is like you know around like the way that Mars is like

826
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:42,440
how errant it is how cold it is Mars and Antarctica are way more similar than

827
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:47,520
any other place on the earth and Mars like thing we should ship Elon to

828
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:51,920
Antarctica I feel like Antarctica would actually be a really good training

829
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:55,760
ground for Mars if we're trying to do shit right yeah it'd be like a good

830
01:18:55,760 --> 01:19:02,000
place to build a colony there first to test it you know yeah but are there polar

831
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:11,840
bears and Antarctica no I feel like only in the Arctic it really feels like in

832
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:18,480
our to Antarctica is a dead zone on the planet like it's so weird when you think

833
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:23,560
about how big Antarctica is and like like I was saying everywhere else in the

834
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:29,160
planet we have people there in Artica we're like everybody's like we can't go

835
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:34,400
there like is there any animals there I don't know I think there's like penguins

836
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,720
on like the outskirts like that's what like I was like trying to say like on

837
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:43,440
like the like the shores of it there probably is penguins but like penguins

838
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:47,720
yeah yeah but like the further you go in the less and less life there is but

839
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:53,240
like I just really feel like how weird is it that like like like everywhere on

840
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:58,920
the planet everywhere you can sustain human life except for one place and it's

841
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:04,360
so fucking big what's going on there like if we're talking about like the

842
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:09,000
fucking freezing cold but like we're talking about like the actual final

843
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:15,000
frontier of earth is probably Antarctica what is the final frontier like we used

844
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,840
to have the the West is the frontier and like you know the seas is like the

845
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:23,520
frontier like the neck the last thing that we haven't actually conquered on

846
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,760
earth is the art is the Arctic and under the ocean yeah I don't think it's ever

847
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:32,080
gonna be like happen to what if what if it just shifts around like the earth

848
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:39,840
just moves slightly and then like we just fuck up the earth continually in

849
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:45,160
the area we're in and then it just like goes to an area where we can't so that's

850
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:48,640
we can't touch it for like that's the thing thousand years that's the thing

851
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:54,120
that it was crazy is that from space they took pictures of Antarctica and it

852
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:58,760
looks like they have pyramids and I'm Africa well dude whoa mind fucking blown

853
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:06,160
like if the earth is like shifting slightly right yeah like and we think

854
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:09,680
that there's these ancient civilizations we don't even fucking know what's

855
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,640
under there yeah and like in like like where we are

856
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:16,520
like we're saying there is land underneath the ice in Antarctica there

857
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:20,080
could be an entirely just lost civilization in our dark in Antarctica

858
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:24,280
just fucking there that's just frozen under the ice that will never fucking

859
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,680
figure out within our lifetime or our children's lifetime or whatever because

860
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:32,800
it's just so fucking right there's so much ice but like from space they saw

861
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:38,160
like weird fucking like shapes that are like you know man-made is shapes and

862
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:42,080
they're like they're like they're like it could be like the tops of like like

863
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:46,280
frozen mountains type thing but they're like it's it's a it's like trying it's

864
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:51,680
the it's like the weird triangle pyramid shape they're like it's but like no one's

865
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,920
been able to go out there and check because it's too fucking cold like you

866
01:21:54,920 --> 01:22:00,080
can't make a fucking base it's like over like 200 miles into Antarctica type shit

867
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:05,440
so it's like you can't do that in one track you can't do that and like shit

868
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:11,240
that's like harder than fucking the it's harder than like like Mount Everest to

869
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:16,160
get there type shit by the way I opened up a new bottle of atomic rhinos

870
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:21,960
as soon as I opened the bottle I could like smell it from like all the way over here

871
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:42,240
it was like it was like fucking wet oh god that hurts my thumb oh man this stuff

872
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:47,160
seems a little strong like I have like a cut on my thumb and as soon as I open

873
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:58,920
it my thumb like this shooting pain dude that stuff I held it down here and it

874
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:04,080
just fucking punched me in the face it's like a donkey kick damn get in on us

875
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:18,320
Tyler boy will Tyler that's tough strong

876
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:36,640
it's like still in the air so join us on November 5th for a electron special oh

877
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:49,880
no I thought that was the oh when's the naked naked we should like go outside of

878
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:54,880
like the places where we vote and interview people like you know like on

879
01:23:54,880 --> 01:24:01,200
the street interviews yeah like outside the polling place yeah like Untitled

880
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:10,400
Studios we would like just a dude do you believe in the moon landing there's so

881
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:17,640
much weird shit dude dude I had a fucking creepy dream last night did you I did my

882
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:26,720
I was in this actually I think it was in my apartment and my grandfather who

883
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:37,560
passed away appeared and he said he's like I came to give you a message and I

884
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:43,560
have to tell you even though I was an atheist he said you have to believe in

885
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:49,680
God what's like you have to trust me he goes I know you don't want to but once

886
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:53,560
you get to the other side you'll understand and he goes but I don't have

887
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:58,800
much longer with you because I came from a long distance to tell you that and I

888
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:02,120
don't have much longer because there's demons in the room with us and they're

889
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:06,840
listening and they didn't want me to deliver to what and so he said look in

890
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:12,560
the light right and he brings me over to the window yo and you know how like when

891
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:18,520
you when you see dust like in the air through the light like in the Sun like

892
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:22,320
shining through a window and you can see the dust in the air it was like that but

893
01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:27,280
like glitter and he goes that's how they appear here to us and that's them and

894
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,360
they're here with us and then all that glitter started like falling in the room

895
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:37,280
oh my god and he's like all right I have to go now so he goes out the door and he

896
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:44,320
said just one more thing the Jews did 911

897
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:54,400
fucking way fucking dad dirty dad got him I don't know if any part of that story is true actually it was true

898
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:59,720
I'll tell the Jews did 911 just because my grandpa was like very adamant that

899
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:05,560
they did that's a fucking creepy dream though dude super creepy are you gonna

900
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:10,120
believe in God now or if you didn't already I've been thinking about going to

901
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:19,480
church but he was an atheist and he I mean dude that was just like it wasn't a

902
01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:26,600
Jehovah's Witness no but I don't know man I was a pretty powerful dream and

903
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:30,200
it's scary that he's like there's demons in the room with us and they're trying

904
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:35,740
to stop me from delivering this message yeah yeah that's like something weird to

905
01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:42,120
just like come out of your head and by itself yeah right weird so but it could

906
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:46,600
do it could be though you know humans make up like the fucking worst things in

907
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:56,000
their head right look at fucking M night Shyamalan I don't fucking know all right

908
01:26:56,000 --> 01:27:15,160
let's go to a game welcome back jeopardy testing here with their 23 time winner

909
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:25,720
Tyler 23 11 time winner Dan vitamin man exactly half of Tyler's not exactly

910
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:33,000
I got going head-to-head here you guys got it then you you're coming off two

911
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:37,840
wins in a row fucking gay how you gonna cut keep off the street he won't how am

912
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:42,640
I gonna keep it up yeah well I put a little something tires drink to slow

913
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:53,240
down I think this drink is fucking me up a fresh patch and nicotine in fucking

914
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:58,840
going homie got a fresh lip and you stop doing that

915
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:06,760
like just fell over all right you got the categories today in a pickle

916
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:13,840
geographical bands national anthems I was born in this state right on the money

917
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:23,400
and stars of this film dad one last geographical bands geographical bands

918
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:39,840
for 200 you don't need to go to this continent to hear their hits on you don't

919
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:43,960
need you don't need to go to this kind to hear their hits on the final count

920
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:59,640
down no no one Europe Europe was a continent now I thought it was a

921
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:06,960
collection of countries oh that's that's a European Union yep

922
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:12,400
Tyler's we'll do the we'll do the next one for that whole shit is this fucking

923
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:19,000
loud 400 this rock band formed in 1967 is known for their use of horns in their

924
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,160
songs

925
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:39,400
horns geographical what is Africa no no no one the Chicago doesn't have to be

926
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:59,720
just continents 600 known for their 1971 hit a horse with no name for 800 all we

927
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:11,680
are is dust in the wind who's Kansas Kansas settled out dance big same

928
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:17,040
category thousand this band it named after road in New Jersey has been

929
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:21,760
backing Bruce Springsteen since 1972

930
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:31,000
I think I know it but I'm not gonna say it I think that's in California what is

931
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:38,600
the East Street band I'm gonna say skid row in a pickled now

932
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:52,440
national anthems I was born in this state right on the money and stars of

933
01:30:52,440 --> 01:31:03,960
this film for Oh 1000 thousand Jonah Hill Seth Rogan and Michael Cera that's

934
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:09,640
so many different movies that's not fair no it's it's all three what is super

935
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:16,560
bad yes that that could be any of the fucking movies that Seth Rogan's in no

936
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:21,760
it's it's what film are all three of these people yeah but fucking they were

937
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:26,520
also in there in super bad they were in whatever we'll go the same category for

938
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:33,880
100 200 what is the category stars of this film for all three of these people

939
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:44,400
film 200 Leonardo DiCaprio Jamie Foxx and Samuel L Jackson what is the Django

940
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:53,400
Unchained Django Unchained we'll do the next one in that category for 100 James Franco

941
01:31:53,400 --> 01:32:05,200
Wilhelm Duffo Toby McGuire but it's spider-man spider-man spider-man damn in a

942
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:11,400
pickle in a pickle 200 pickles are made by soaking this vegetable and Brian what

943
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:16,800
is cucumber we'll go back to movies

944
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:22,880
fuck this guy we're going back to the one I'm gonna rock for 600 Robert De Niro

945
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:31,760
Joe Pesci and Ray Lillota what is good fellas yeah I didn't hit in time damn

946
01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:38,440
and a pickle fuck you 400 lots of garlic and dill are added to this kind of

947
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:45,200
pickle although they don't always follow Jewish dietary law what is kosher kosher

948
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:54,040
thing we'll go back to movies 800 Gary Oldman Christian Bale and Heath Ledger

949
01:32:54,040 --> 01:33:02,840
what is the Dark Knight yeah in a pickle national anthems I was born in this

950
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:14,040
state and right on the money 200 right on the money $20 bill who's on it who's

951
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:23,720
Andrew Jackson ha and a pickle 600 children in the South enjoy pickles

952
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:33,160
soaked in this powdered soft drink what the fuck this powdered soft drink yeah

953
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:43,560
what the fuck no I don't know what is coolie what who would do that are they

954
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:52,440
are they okay in the South or not okay Dan's pick and a pickle 800 pickles are a

955
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:59,800
source of this vitamin known for its role in blood clotting vitamin K yeah

956
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:08,560
did not know that I don't know about fucking pickles Dan's back in a pickle

957
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:15,560
a thousand this type of pickle is made from small whole cucumbers what is a

958
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,960
baby dough

959
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:26,320
fuck small whole cucumbers

960
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:39,320
what is a gherkin god damn it baby dolls would be to baby Dill is oh shit

961
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:45,720
actually those are small whole pickles Dan I'll give you the points yes yeah

962
01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:53,320
no he was right those are actually also small whole pickles Dan you got

963
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:58,200
national anthems I was born in the state and right on the right on the money

964
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:15,400
four hundred five pound no I'm not out King Charles he's on which one the monarch

965
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:25,560
is the current monarch is on all their money yeah Dan's pick yeah right on the

966
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:45,960
money six hundred you got 3400 Dan Todd's got 3200 I'll do 200 200 a dime

967
01:35:56,520 --> 01:36:03,240
standing by stand by that's not a guy's name I gotta think about it take him out

968
01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:32,520
stand by oh fuck I steal 10 cents the smallest coin got some wheat on the back

969
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:37,480
hold on well I'm gonna lose the points regardless yeah right if I don't take a

970
01:36:37,480 --> 01:36:39,720
guess

971
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:47,160
I don't have it and there's no time limit here there is no there's not give

972
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:53,640
me a second I'm thinking about this oh man

973
01:36:53,640 --> 01:37:07,400
oh wait hold on a sec fuck Thomas Jefferson he says Thomas Jefferson

974
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:33,760
I'll be FDR let's do right on the money for a hundred two dollar bill no it's

975
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:40,480
not like somebody I think Tyler Alexander Hamilton he says Alexander

976
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:46,000
Hamilton no I gave Tyler a two dollar bill one time when he won Jeopardy or

977
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:58,320
some shit I thought Thomas Jefferson oh fuck my ass fuck it hard dance right on

978
01:37:58,320 --> 01:38:05,480
the fucking money for a thousand a hundred sorry go ahead a hundred rupee

979
01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:15,640
no fucking sounds like a venereal disease just time it out is it Gandhi

980
01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:29,400
Gandhi got shot by the way he's like the nicest guy no he's not he slept with

981
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:35,480
fucking ten-year-old girls every night because he wanted to protect against

982
01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:45,960
his lust then you got national anthems and I was born in this state I was born

983
01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:52,600
in the state for 200 Taylor Swift what is Pennsylvania oh yeah

984
01:38:52,600 --> 01:39:03,560
yeah all right guess I'm born in this state for a hundred pitbull oh that's a

985
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:09,920
tough one what is Florida Florida nice nice Miami

986
01:39:09,920 --> 01:39:21,360
let's do this for a thousand thousand Stephen King because every single one of

987
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:26,840
his books takes place in fucking Maine actually I actually read a fucking whole

988
01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:32,040
autobiography if I hit by him and every other word was fuck it was fuck yeah

989
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:36,240
because he wrote an autobiography in every other word and it was like fucker

990
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:42,680
shit I don't think he's stable he's not I see madam he's a real yeah he's a

991
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:47,880
fucking bad a buck signing no no I was on vacation and he was at the restaurant

992
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:52,120
that I was at and my he kind of had like his own like little like booth like away

993
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:56,400
from everybody in the corner but I was going to the bathroom he was in like the

994
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:59,640
bathrooms in the back corner of the thing and I walked by him he gave me the

995
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:10,600
dirtiest fucking look I'm like I'm going to but yeah we'll do states for 600 yeah

996
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:27,000
for 600 got 3,800 dance got 2,600 200 John F Kennedy what is Massachusetts

997
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:30,000
damn

998
01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:43,280
800 Barack Obama what is Hawaii oh yeah god damn it god damn it and you got

999
01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:50,880
this coming back you got national anthems for the full category for 200

1000
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:54,760
you got to put on your headphones you got to guess this national anthem my

1001
01:40:54,760 --> 01:41:02,360
headphones please don't you're gonna have to guess this nationally anthem for

1002
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:05,040
the 200

1003
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:16,200
what the fuck is this we'll sing a song a soldier song what cheering rousing

1004
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:32,400
chorus yeah dad I didn't even know it's the only one yeah 400

1005
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:50,120
what is France yeah Napoleon like I fucking listen to Napoleon and he

1006
01:41:50,120 --> 01:42:04,640
fucking made that Tyler for 600 yeah we'll do that what is Russia or Soviet

1007
01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:07,640
Union the USSR

1008
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:20,200
Russia Tyler for 800 I'll wait till that goes down

1009
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:43,880
yeah fucking Tyler you you you like to learn what is the United Kingdom was

1010
01:42:43,880 --> 01:43:03,000
the United Kingdom none of us get the points you can't rock it out and then

1011
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:08,720
you're like no and I buzzed in again so neither of us get the points or I get

1012
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:12,720
the points you decide because you can't buzz it and then listen to it

1013
01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:20,200
lock it out and be like oh that's uh and then before it even starts get the points

1014
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:27,240
get the fucking points look up is it England or is it the United Kingdom it

1015
01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:37,560
is actually the United Kingdom no I'm not fucking accepting that that's gay as

1016
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:42,480
fuck that is so gay I did not give the right answer I gave the fucking right

1017
01:43:42,480 --> 01:43:50,880
actually was not England England is the United Kingdom you fucking know the

1018
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:55,720
final jeopardy last time is actually England Scotland Wales and Northern

1019
01:43:55,720 --> 01:44:07,400
Ireland everybody knows God save the Queen okay and what country has a

1020
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:12,040
fucking Queen what could it be they don't have a queen anymore fucking as of

1021
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:22,720
September of last year you got our final pick national anthems for daily double

1022
01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:33,560
you got Dan's got 3,600 times got 5,800 I think I'll wager 600 wait hold on a

1023
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:40,680
sec wait he's got 58 yeah I've got what 36 how do you get so far ahead

1024
01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:55,160
fuck oh that's doing some quick quick maths it's I'll wager a wager thousand

1025
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,640
everybody here all right a thousand down for a thousand here we go

1026
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:04,680
fucking

1027
01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:10,600
don't give them more time that's all you need you can't know they're gonna say the word

1028
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:14,960
closet they're gonna say the country

1029
01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:23,920
Jesus fucking crazy easiest one beside this is the fucking easiest country on

1030
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:24,440
the planet

1031
01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:39,360
oh

1032
01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:41,360
Not good for your fucking body.

1033
01:45:44,980 --> 01:45:46,980
Come on, we got it.

1034
01:45:46,980 --> 01:45:48,980
This is super torquey.

1035
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:50,980
No weapons, you just have to do this.

1036
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:52,980
You just have to do this.

1037
01:45:52,980 --> 01:45:54,980
Don't go down.

1038
01:45:54,980 --> 01:45:56,980
There's a slow answer.

1039
01:45:56,980 --> 01:45:57,980
Can you play it again?

1040
01:45:57,980 --> 01:45:58,480
No!

1041
01:45:58,480 --> 01:45:58,980
Play!

1042
01:45:58,980 --> 01:45:59,480
Yeah.

1043
01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:01,980
No.

1044
01:46:01,980 --> 01:46:03,980
Oh wait, what is Canada?

1045
01:46:03,980 --> 01:46:05,980
Oh Canada!

1046
01:46:05,980 --> 01:46:07,980
This is the most...

1047
01:46:07,980 --> 01:46:09,980
Oh shit!

1048
01:46:09,980 --> 01:46:11,980
This is the most rigged game of all time.

1049
01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:13,980
This is the most rigged game of all time.

1050
01:46:13,980 --> 01:46:19,980
Casey makes the game rigged against me because he's a fucking asshole.

1051
01:46:19,980 --> 01:46:23,980
I say the right fucking thing and this motherfucking thing...

1052
01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:25,980
England is not the right answer!

1053
01:46:25,980 --> 01:46:27,980
England is the right answer.

1054
01:46:27,980 --> 01:46:29,980
I will spit on you Casey.

1055
01:46:29,980 --> 01:46:31,980
I will literally spit on both of you.

1056
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:33,980
I will spit in your mouth.

1057
01:46:33,980 --> 01:46:35,980
You fucking cum goslars.

1058
01:46:35,980 --> 01:46:37,980
You fucking motherfuckers.

1059
01:46:37,980 --> 01:46:43,980
You are the absolute worst people and I can't wait until you're both dead and I can piss on your grave.

1060
01:46:43,980 --> 01:46:47,980
I'm so happy you're both a living me so I can piss on your corpse.

1061
01:46:47,980 --> 01:46:49,980
You fucking goslars.

1062
01:46:49,980 --> 01:46:51,980
We go to file a jeopardy.

1063
01:46:51,980 --> 01:46:55,980
Das got 4600, Tau's got 5800.

1064
01:46:57,980 --> 01:46:59,980
I will piss on your grave.

1065
01:46:59,980 --> 01:47:01,980
Oh my lord.

1066
01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:05,980
I can't wait until you die so I can piss on your grave.

1067
01:47:05,980 --> 01:47:09,980
Dan especially because he's the biggest cheater here.

1068
01:47:09,980 --> 01:47:11,980
I didn't cheat at all.

1069
01:47:11,980 --> 01:47:13,980
I gave the right answer.

1070
01:47:13,980 --> 01:47:15,980
No you didn't.

1071
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:17,980
I gave the right answer and Casey was like,

1072
01:47:17,980 --> 01:47:23,980
Technically on Reddit it says the United Kingdom is actually the correct term.

1073
01:47:27,980 --> 01:47:29,980
Your category is US history.

1074
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:31,980
Fucking whatever.

1075
01:47:31,980 --> 01:47:33,980
Great.

1076
01:47:33,980 --> 01:47:35,980
Fantastic.

1077
01:47:37,980 --> 01:47:39,980
What's it like to get the game handed to you, Kate Dan?

1078
01:47:39,980 --> 01:47:41,980
You're winning Tyler.

1079
01:47:41,980 --> 01:47:45,980
What's it like to get the fucking game handed to you?

1080
01:47:45,980 --> 01:47:47,980
You're still winning.

1081
01:47:49,980 --> 01:47:51,980
Whatever, fuck you.

1082
01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:55,980
Can't wait until you die.

1083
01:47:55,980 --> 01:47:57,980
Oh my god.

1084
01:47:59,980 --> 01:48:03,980
Can't wait to piss on your corpse and exercise your fucking weird fucking spirit.

1085
01:48:03,980 --> 01:48:05,980
Throw you back into hell where you belong.

1086
01:48:05,980 --> 01:48:07,980
No, let me think here.

1087
01:48:07,980 --> 01:48:19,980
You are the absolute worst.

1088
01:48:27,980 --> 01:48:29,980
We have a close one here folks.

1089
01:48:29,980 --> 01:48:31,980
Dan, you're having a good time right now.

1090
01:48:31,980 --> 01:48:37,980
You said the fuck is over dude.

1091
01:48:37,980 --> 01:48:39,980
Alright, I got your wagers.

1092
01:48:39,980 --> 01:48:51,980
Question is, this 20th century president was the only one to serve as president without being elected either president or vice president after his predecessors resignation.

1093
01:48:51,980 --> 01:48:53,980
That was a lot of words.

1094
01:48:53,980 --> 01:48:55,980
That's a lot of words.

1095
01:48:55,980 --> 01:49:07,980
This 20th century president was the only one to serve as president while being elected without being elected president or vice president after his predecessors resignation.

1096
01:49:07,980 --> 01:49:23,980
So he was president without being elected president or vice president and his predecessor resigned.

1097
01:49:23,980 --> 01:49:29,980
The only one in the 20th century or the only one in history?

1098
01:49:29,980 --> 01:49:37,980
Actually the only one in history actually.

1099
01:49:37,980 --> 01:49:47,980
Fuck, who is that?

1100
01:49:49,980 --> 01:49:51,980
It's not Jimmy Carter.

1101
01:49:51,980 --> 01:50:03,980
Fuck.

1102
01:50:03,980 --> 01:50:25,980
No.

1103
01:50:25,980 --> 01:50:51,980
No.

1104
01:50:51,980 --> 01:50:53,980
Time's up.

1105
01:50:53,980 --> 01:50:57,980
Oh, and the tables are turned.

1106
01:50:57,980 --> 01:50:59,980
Oh no, because everybody else gets a minute.

1107
01:50:59,980 --> 01:51:01,980
Oh, I see.

1108
01:51:01,980 --> 01:51:03,980
Tyler, you got it.

1109
01:51:03,980 --> 01:51:23,980
Fuck, what the fuck was that?

1110
01:51:23,980 --> 01:51:37,980
I kind of want to take this out of the package.

1111
01:51:37,980 --> 01:51:39,980
Yeah.

1112
01:51:39,980 --> 01:51:41,980
Should I?

1113
01:51:41,980 --> 01:51:43,980
Yeah.

1114
01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:57,980
Or should we keep it as a collector item in the package?

1115
01:51:57,980 --> 01:52:05,980
I don't know because if you leave it in the package, it's like worth a lot more than taking it out.

1116
01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:07,980
Right.

1117
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:11,980
I don't know if that's like a collector's item.

1118
01:52:11,980 --> 01:52:15,980
It's exclusive.

1119
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:17,980
It's only 20 bucks.

1120
01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:23,980
Oh shit.

1121
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:25,980
What kind of...

1122
01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:27,980
I guess we got to leave it in the package.

1123
01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:29,980
I kind of want to take it out though.

1124
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:31,980
They sent you the fucking message already.

1125
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:33,980
Oh, did you?

1126
01:52:33,980 --> 01:52:39,980
Yeah.

1127
01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:41,980
Oh, okay.

1128
01:52:41,980 --> 01:52:51,980
Dan says, who is Herbert Huber?

1129
01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:53,980
That's incorrect. He bet zero dollars.

1130
01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:59,980
He's still got 4,600.

1131
01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:03,980
Tyler says Gerald Ford.

1132
01:53:03,980 --> 01:53:05,980
That's correct. He bet 3,600.

1133
01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:07,980
Let's fucking go.

1134
01:53:07,980 --> 01:53:09,980
Oh, damn it.

1135
01:53:09,980 --> 01:53:11,980
Tyler wins.

1136
01:53:11,980 --> 01:53:15,980
Tyler wins.

1137
01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:21,980
Tyler, you came through after the long thing.

1138
01:53:21,980 --> 01:53:27,980
Who was the president that did not get elected as vice president or former president?

1139
01:53:27,980 --> 01:53:31,980
Yeah, after his predecessors' resignation.

1140
01:53:31,980 --> 01:53:35,980
I was trying to fucking think. I could see his stupid ass fucking blimey face.

1141
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:39,980
After Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was president.

1142
01:53:39,980 --> 01:53:41,980
Yeah, and I was thinking about it.

1143
01:53:41,980 --> 01:53:45,980
And then I remember the Saturday Night Live sketch where fucking Dan Cardy's like,

1144
01:53:45,980 --> 01:53:49,980
Gerald Ford, dead today at the age of the 80s.

1145
01:53:49,980 --> 01:53:51,980
I'm like, that's his fucking name. There it is.

1146
01:53:51,980 --> 01:53:55,980
No, as soon as he said the catagory, I just said, I'm not going to do it.

1147
01:53:55,980 --> 01:53:59,980
Tyler's 24th win. Let's go.

1148
01:53:59,980 --> 01:54:01,980
I was thinking about my Gerald Ford.

1149
01:54:01,980 --> 01:54:07,980
Because I'm like, ow.

1150
01:54:07,980 --> 01:54:09,980
You're right there, Dan.

1151
01:54:09,980 --> 01:54:13,980
But Gerald Ford, because I'm like, it was after Nixon.

1152
01:54:13,980 --> 01:54:17,980
I knew it was after Nixon. And then I'm like, fuck.

1153
01:54:17,980 --> 01:54:21,980
And I'm like, OK. So Gerald Ford.

1154
01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:27,980
Because it's not Ted Roosevelt. It's not FDR. It's not Eisenhower.

1155
01:54:27,980 --> 01:54:31,980
OK. He's just going to name every president that he likes.

1156
01:54:31,980 --> 01:54:35,980
All right. Well, thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.

1157
01:54:35,980 --> 01:54:37,980
And email us.

1158
01:54:37,980 --> 01:54:39,980
Oh, you don't want to go longer?

1159
01:54:39,980 --> 01:54:41,980
Oh, I thought you were done.

1160
01:54:41,980 --> 01:54:57,980
You want to name some more presidents that are older?

1161
01:54:57,980 --> 01:55:03,980
That's how we're just going to figure it out. Tyler naming presidents.

1162
01:55:03,980 --> 01:55:05,980
Keep it up. Keep going. Keep naming some.

1163
01:55:05,980 --> 01:55:15,980
I love it.

1164
01:55:15,980 --> 01:55:19,980
I would do a lot of fucking.

1165
01:55:19,980 --> 01:55:23,980
Speaking of the microphone.

1166
01:55:23,980 --> 01:55:25,980
If you could tone down the.

1167
01:55:25,980 --> 01:55:29,980
You hear this mad rambling in the background over the jeopardy music.

1168
01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:31,980
OK. It ended.

1169
01:55:31,980 --> 01:55:36,980
So I've had some fucking I've had some weird fucking dreams as of late

1170
01:55:36,980 --> 01:55:39,980
as well as you did.

1171
01:55:39,980 --> 01:55:43,980
But like I had one that was the weirdest one that I've had in a while.

1172
01:55:43,980 --> 01:55:47,980
This one isn't even as scary. It's more just like surreal.

1173
01:55:47,980 --> 01:55:53,980
So I had to go back to high school, which is a very like common dream that you have.

1174
01:55:53,980 --> 01:55:59,980
So I had to go back to high school. But when I looked outside, it was a fucking like entire universe.

1175
01:55:59,980 --> 01:56:03,980
It wasn't like the outside of my school. It was like space.

1176
01:56:03,980 --> 01:56:06,980
So I'm like, OK, that's fucking weird.

1177
01:56:06,980 --> 01:56:10,980
But everybody that I went to high school with was there.

1178
01:56:10,980 --> 01:56:13,980
But they're all the age that they are currently.

1179
01:56:13,980 --> 01:56:18,980
And it started off normal enough besides, you know, like the space outside.

1180
01:56:18,980 --> 01:56:23,980
And then I ended up fucking going like it just kept on getting more and more surreal.

1181
01:56:23,980 --> 01:56:26,980
And like you had to live at the school and like.

1182
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:29,980
Everybody was like the same way that it was.

1183
01:56:29,980 --> 01:56:36,980
And my me and my my ex girlfriend had to live together in like one of the school classrooms like together.

1184
01:56:36,980 --> 01:56:39,980
And just progressively got fucking weirder and weirder.

1185
01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:45,980
And like one day I woke up and she was fucking like had like fucking six arms.

1186
01:56:45,980 --> 01:56:48,980
And she had fucking six tits as well.

1187
01:56:48,980 --> 01:56:55,980
Like that. That's and she was completely naked just hanging on the wall just saying we I can't even remember what she was saying,

1188
01:56:55,980 --> 01:56:57,980
like she was like I can't remember what she said.

1189
01:56:57,980 --> 01:57:00,980
I could remember like it was like a fucking crazy shit.

1190
01:57:00,980 --> 01:57:05,980
And I went out in the hallway and everybody was turning into different types of animals just like.

1191
01:57:05,980 --> 01:57:15,980
But like not in the way that like they weren't like that, like animal they were like people in the form of animals like like their skin was still skin like people like that.

1192
01:57:15,980 --> 01:57:19,980
Turned the page just became like wider and like just like kind of like walked around.

1193
01:57:19,980 --> 01:57:23,980
And it was like really fucking weird and surreal type shit.

1194
01:57:23,980 --> 01:57:28,620
people and you're like that person's turning into like like my my fucking ex-girlfriend turned to a spider

1195
01:57:28,620 --> 01:57:33,340
fuck a couple guys turned turned into pigs some people were like fucking like i don't even know

1196
01:57:33,340 --> 01:57:39,260
how to describe it like a a human chicken like their arms were bent backwards and like they were

1197
01:57:39,260 --> 01:57:43,980
like everybody was completely naked too it was like fucking like their arms were bent backwards

1198
01:57:44,540 --> 01:57:48,540
and then like shit like people other people were not even turning into animals they're turning into

1199
01:57:48,540 --> 01:57:53,420
like fucking like creatures and shit and i'm like what the fuck is happening right now like it was

1200
01:57:53,420 --> 01:57:58,140
like really fucking creepy like it wasn't like it wasn't even like scary it was more like what

1201
01:57:58,140 --> 01:58:03,020
what's going on like i'm trying to figure out but i was i wasn't turning into anything like i was

1202
01:58:03,020 --> 01:58:09,340
just kind of doing that and then eventually um towards the end of it i started like having

1203
01:58:09,340 --> 01:58:14,220
physical changes and i started getting fucking claws but like they were like they weren't they

1204
01:58:14,220 --> 01:58:19,420
were like fucking almost dragon-like things and like that was like what i was like kind of doing

1205
01:58:19,420 --> 01:58:23,740
and then it just ended like my fucking dream like what the fuck is going on there i'm eating some

1206
01:58:23,740 --> 01:58:29,900
moonshine peaches oh shit you want a moonshine peach i'm good no i don't want to get uh pulled

1207
01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:37,180
over yeah intoxicated from eating peaches it's like not even a good way to get a dwi it's like

1208
01:58:37,180 --> 01:58:44,140
isn't that what jimmy had to drink i had two peaches didn't jimmy carter like grow up on a

1209
01:58:44,140 --> 01:58:50,620
peach farm or is that peanuts yeah there's actually a jimmy peanut in in his fucking hometown it's a

1210
01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:56,540
giant peanut with his peanut with a scary ass grin like look up jimmy peanut it's like it's

1211
01:58:56,540 --> 01:59:01,420
a fucking scary ass fucking looking thing i would but i'm eating moonshine peaches fucking jimmy

1212
01:59:01,420 --> 01:59:08,380
peanut i think that's the name of it but like like fucking just dreams are so surreal yeah dude i i

1213
01:59:08,380 --> 01:59:18,060
had another one a couple weeks back where i was a ghost and i i could fly so i was i was flying

1214
01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:25,740
around like my hometown and i said oh let me go to the high school see what's up there and it was

1215
01:59:25,740 --> 01:59:33,900
like way in way in the future that's fucking weird it was like wait way in the future

1216
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:42,460
fuck and there was like the high school was like abandoned okay but i like i like flew up to the

1217
01:59:42,460 --> 01:59:48,860
window right like just and just hovered there and like looked in and there was a silhouette of a

1218
01:59:48,860 --> 01:59:55,260
person just sitting in there like staring out like just a silhouette of a person still in the high

1219
01:59:55,260 --> 02:00:01,180
school and it's like this had been so long that the high school was like abandoned and it was like

1220
02:00:01,180 --> 02:00:07,180
like what is somebody still doing in the high school and it's like like somebody's soul is still

1221
02:00:07,180 --> 02:00:13,260
back there still stuck there it was like a stuck soul it's weird dude so this isn't anything to do

1222
02:00:13,260 --> 02:00:19,660
with something scary but like it was just funny but um there was an abandoned like school in my

1223
02:00:19,660 --> 02:00:25,180
in my hometown that like was just abandoned for like at least like 30 40 years just kind of sitting

1224
02:00:25,180 --> 02:00:30,220
there and they were eventually started turning it into apartments it's apartments now but like

1225
02:00:30,220 --> 02:00:36,700
but like before then it was just a fucking just empty school and um me and my friends broke into

1226
02:00:36,700 --> 02:00:41,820
it one day and like just started like exploring it but it was just when they were surveying it

1227
02:00:41,820 --> 02:00:46,380
with like the fucking like the dudes who were like going through like time like like checking out the

1228
02:00:46,380 --> 02:00:52,220
rooms and stuff and they fucking were like hey get the fuck out of here little did i know i ended

1229
02:00:52,220 --> 02:00:59,260
up working with the guy later in life at my current job who was surveying that and and was the one that

1230
02:00:59,260 --> 02:01:04,620
chased me out of the school oh really yeah like it was like a weird coincidence thing and i'm like

1231
02:01:04,620 --> 02:01:08,460
yeah and i'm like because he because like he is telling me like about that i'm like like school

1232
02:01:08,460 --> 02:01:13,580
one he's like yeah yeah we're and i'm like in your hotel i'm like yeah and i'm like do you remember

1233
02:01:14,220 --> 02:01:19,180
where when you were going through that did you chase a couple kids out when they broke into school

1234
02:01:19,180 --> 02:01:25,020
you're like yeah i'm like that was me that was me like it was like a weird like little fucking

1235
02:01:25,020 --> 02:01:30,460
thing now i'm like it's a weird coincidence that kind of happened with that now it's funny yeah

1236
02:01:31,420 --> 02:01:38,140
but like it's it's a coincidence isn't shit or i i just segueing into that is always a weird thing

1237
02:01:38,140 --> 02:01:42,940
like sometimes where you're like is this actually a coincidence or is this like something else going

1238
02:01:42,940 --> 02:01:51,500
on type shit right but like it just like fucking the whole thing i think it's been like there's a

1239
02:01:51,500 --> 02:01:56,540
whole bunch of lore and shit that i've been looking into like um the gospel of judas is a

1240
02:01:56,540 --> 02:02:01,980
fucking weird one i don't know if you ever heard of the gospel of judas it's a no it's a it's an

1241
02:02:01,980 --> 02:02:10,380
apocryphal book of the bible that was the gospel that judas wrote himself and there's it's a

1242
02:02:10,380 --> 02:02:18,620
blasphemous fucking like uh like thing but in it it basically says that judas was the real person

1243
02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:23,900
who sacrificed everything for humanity oh god no but like like if you listen to it you're kind of

1244
02:02:23,900 --> 02:02:30,380
you're gonna be like i kind of see where they're getting that but jesus was the perfect being like

1245
02:02:30,380 --> 02:02:36,940
went through did that judas literally got himself damned to hell and damned throughout history

1246
02:02:36,940 --> 02:02:42,940
because he was the one that betrayed jesus so jesus could fulfill his prophecy and if the

1247
02:02:42,940 --> 02:02:48,620
per if we're going for the person who sacrificed literally everything even his eternal soul to

1248
02:02:48,620 --> 02:02:58,060
damnation to help jesus get to his actual prophecy when you actually look at it in in the the lens

1249
02:02:58,060 --> 02:03:02,140
that they're trying to make you look at it judas was the one who made the ultimate sacrifice of

1250
02:03:02,140 --> 02:03:09,100
his eternal soul to save the entire world so he's the one that actually took on the sins of everybody

1251
02:03:09,100 --> 02:03:15,020
because jesus was the one that took on the sins and died on the cross for everybody but judas was

1252
02:03:15,020 --> 02:03:21,660
the one who who started that and actually took all the hate of the entire world on himself because

1253
02:03:21,660 --> 02:03:27,180
jesus has all the love of the world judas took all the hate of the world and put it onto himself and

1254
02:03:27,180 --> 02:03:34,380
damned himself to eternity to do jesus's prophecy so like it's a weird like thing like i don't know

1255
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:39,100
if i agree with it type thing but like it's just an interesting like thought like going through it

1256
02:03:39,100 --> 02:03:45,340
being like that's actually kind of like he he he kind of sacrificed himself at the end for

1257
02:03:45,340 --> 02:03:51,580
everything type shit and like like a different way to look at it you're like that's kind of

1258
02:03:51,580 --> 02:03:58,220
that's that's a that's a interesting way to look at it um there's also you ever hear of um

1259
02:03:58,220 --> 02:04:08,780
um fuck the lucifer lucifer syndrome no so the lucifer syndrome is that everybody's like one bad

1260
02:04:08,780 --> 02:04:17,340
day away from becoming a monster i certainly am but like like it took things like the stanford

1261
02:04:17,340 --> 02:04:22,540
prison experiment and shit and they're like you give a person a certain amount of power it's going

1262
02:04:22,540 --> 02:04:27,500
to corrupt them it's like even even the best people if you give them a certain amount of power

1263
02:04:27,500 --> 02:04:31,580
it's going to corrupt them because like power will corrupt people always you're not going to

1264
02:04:31,580 --> 02:04:36,060
be in power without being corrupted eventually because it's just that's just how power works

1265
02:04:36,620 --> 02:04:42,380
and like the whole thing with like lucifer lucifer syndrome lucifer lucifer something it's

1266
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:47,020
something lucifer like gene or whatever but like it's kind of like the whole thing where

1267
02:04:48,140 --> 02:04:54,860
good people can turn into monsters through different external uh stimuli like people who

1268
02:04:54,860 --> 02:05:00,860
like people who've been to war people who have you know been in like prison you know a whole bunch

1269
02:05:00,860 --> 02:05:06,620
like it doesn't like people don't just start off evil like something happens to them like everybody

1270
02:05:06,620 --> 02:05:11,980
who was evil was wanted to be a good person at least once in their life type shit and like the

1271
02:05:11,980 --> 02:05:17,580
whole like thing with like lucifer like syndrome like it just eventually something snapped in them

1272
02:05:17,580 --> 02:05:22,700
they ended up just becoming these monsters but like it's it's it's kind of trying to show you

1273
02:05:22,700 --> 02:05:27,900
that you're not that far from becoming a monster yourself right like all that whole shit like it's

1274
02:05:27,900 --> 02:05:34,780
a it's a it's a like actual like study that people did they're like like you're you're like most

1275
02:05:34,780 --> 02:05:40,700
people are one fucking like snap away from becoming fucking like another hitler type shit i think

1276
02:05:41,500 --> 02:05:48,380
i think if we went without meals for a couple days we'd see a lot of people start killing people

1277
02:05:48,380 --> 02:05:53,180
for food and like you want to you want to think that you're a good person everybody wants to think

1278
02:05:53,180 --> 02:05:59,820
that they're a good person but you stole a pen from your work before you got one right here

1279
02:06:01,100 --> 02:06:06,140
but like like it's like little things like that they're like you don't think that's evil but like

1280
02:06:06,140 --> 02:06:12,940
it's just little things that can keep taking away type at you like oh you stole a pen from work you

1281
02:06:12,940 --> 02:06:20,220
fucking told a lie to a co-worker you uh you you um stole from the fridge when when you're like

1282
02:06:20,220 --> 02:06:26,060
i'm fucking hungry there's no name on it i'm gonna take the food type shit what's something you've

1283
02:06:26,060 --> 02:06:32,860
lied about like when you were a kid like a big lie or like a like like just like stupid shit i just

1284
02:06:32,860 --> 02:06:38,140
think of stuff sometimes like like why the fuck did i do that like shit when i was a kid like um

1285
02:06:38,140 --> 02:06:44,460
i told i backed my lawnmower like i had a ride on lawnmower at my parents house i backed it up into

1286
02:06:44,460 --> 02:06:50,540
a window and i shattered the window and i just covered it up for like fucking two months because

1287
02:06:50,540 --> 02:06:54,700
it's like it was like like the outside like sunroom like thing it was just for storage

1288
02:06:54,700 --> 02:07:01,340
and my dad just looks like what the fuck happened i'm like i just i backed the lawnmower up into it

1289
02:07:01,340 --> 02:07:07,740
but i didn't you know talk about it right but like i was just like like a stupid thing like that i was

1290
02:07:07,740 --> 02:07:12,060
just like i just backed it up and it was like one of the windows that was like double layered so like

1291
02:07:12,060 --> 02:07:18,140
the internal layer was like yeah the the internal layer was fine but the external layer had like was

1292
02:07:18,140 --> 02:07:23,580
shattered so if you looked at it just from like you know from a distance it looked like it was fine

1293
02:07:23,580 --> 02:07:28,380
until you like went up you're like that thing's fucking broken what the fuck but like yeah i just

1294
02:07:28,380 --> 02:07:33,340
backed it up and just smashed the window and but like when you're when you're on a lawnmower and

1295
02:07:33,340 --> 02:07:36,780
it's fucking like roaring and you're just fucking listening to music in your headphones you don't

1296
02:07:36,780 --> 02:07:42,380
hear a fucking sound so like i was just doing it and i didn't recognize that i did it until like

1297
02:07:42,380 --> 02:07:46,220
i was almost done and like i was doing like the raking around like oh fuck i should have that

1298
02:07:46,220 --> 02:07:53,900
window yeah damn yeah i mean that's not that big of a deal i was thinking like i uh when i was like

1299
02:07:53,900 --> 02:08:01,660
14 or 15 i i used to snowboard but i like couldn't do like anything like fancy yeah like i would just

1300
02:08:01,660 --> 02:08:07,420
like i could just like snowboard normally like grind like carve down the mountain yeah you know

1301
02:08:07,420 --> 02:08:12,540
like do a little rail stuff but that's it but i told my friends at school i'm like oh yeah i can

1302
02:08:12,540 --> 02:08:19,660
do like 180s dude 360s like yeah dude i'm sick and then we went on a fucking ski trip with the school

1303
02:08:19,660 --> 02:08:26,540
and you didn't do any i couldn't do any of that shit and uh i actually had a legit snowboard right

1304
02:08:26,540 --> 02:08:34,060
but um i had one i had cracked it no it was like it was a really nice one so i had to use one that

1305
02:08:34,060 --> 02:08:38,700
we made at the school that was like our school made legit snowboards it was like part of a tech

1306
02:08:38,700 --> 02:08:44,620
class yeah you could literally take like snowboard manufacturing 101 that's insane yeah and mine had

1307
02:08:44,620 --> 02:08:49,660
the blink 182 stomping rabbit on it oh that's cool yeah you could put like whatever you wanted on it

1308
02:08:50,300 --> 02:08:55,900
but yeah it was cool it was like it was modeled after like a Burton supermodel snowboard yeah

1309
02:08:55,900 --> 02:09:03,020
yeah so anyway i used that snowboard and it was like not cool to use because like we made them

1310
02:09:03,020 --> 02:09:09,100
at the school so everybody knew like oh that's your that's your shop class snow yeah so my buddy i

1311
02:09:09,100 --> 02:09:14,380
would get back in the bus after i fucked like one of my bindings popped off coming down the mountain

1312
02:09:14,380 --> 02:09:19,740
because they're homemade snowboards right like they're pretty good but they're not like 100

1313
02:09:19,740 --> 02:09:26,860
percent like there's imperfections in them right so um anyway we get back in the bus after the trip

1314
02:09:27,420 --> 02:09:33,900
and my one buddy and this other girl i was friends with they're like dude you fucking suck yo i was

1315
02:09:33,900 --> 02:09:40,620
like oh you're punching the gut like dude why why did i even fucking lie about that so kids just lie

1316
02:09:40,620 --> 02:09:45,500
about dumb shit and like segue it's like why not just be like yeah dude i'm really not that good i'm

1317
02:09:45,500 --> 02:09:49,900
like trying and just be honest instead i was like i told him like yeah i can do all these fucking

1318
02:09:49,900 --> 02:09:54,780
tricks and shit and and then when it came down to it i couldn't do anything it's like so segueing

1319
02:09:54,780 --> 02:10:02,780
from that into embarrassing moments as a kid yeah um i have one that i think about to this fucking day

1320
02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:06,620
um we had a fucking like in the shower like you're like

1321
02:10:06,620 --> 02:10:19,340
i fucking like fucking like look at it i'm like oh god like so we had a uh a thing like a first

1322
02:10:19,340 --> 02:10:25,420
slam poetry at school okay this like but like they like we had to do like a project for class

1323
02:10:25,980 --> 02:10:31,820
and i'm just really good at bullshitting like type thing so i just kind of i memorized like a shitty

1324
02:10:31,820 --> 02:10:37,740
stupid poem but i talked like the way that i talked through it made it sound so much better

1325
02:10:37,740 --> 02:10:42,300
than it was so then they're like oh you're really good at this we're gonna have you do it like in

1326
02:10:42,300 --> 02:10:47,340
like the like the private like thing with the school and i'm like okay and you can't use the

1327
02:10:47,340 --> 02:10:53,500
one that you use for for this though i'm like fuck slam poetry is so fucking stupid it was

1328
02:10:54,140 --> 02:10:58,380
but like it gave us free pizza and shit so i'm like i'm gonna fuck they got out of class and

1329
02:10:58,380 --> 02:11:04,860
you got free pizza so i went up there and i didn't memorize a completely other thing i just

1330
02:11:04,860 --> 02:11:11,820
was up there and i started saying shit and i just started stumbling over every fucking word

1331
02:11:11,820 --> 02:11:17,660
oh no and i stumbled and i stumbled and i stumbled and i was like i was fucking beet red by the end

1332
02:11:17,660 --> 02:11:22,940
of it yeah and like fucking there's like girls that like i had a crush on in there and they just

1333
02:11:22,940 --> 02:11:29,740
watched me make a fucking ass of myself up there and i kind of just like to this day i'm like oh

1334
02:11:30,540 --> 02:11:36,700
how old are you i was like 17 at this point like i was like fucking like old enough where i'm like

1335
02:11:36,700 --> 02:11:45,340
i can feel shame but like i'm like oh my god like i'm 26 years old and i fucking remember that day

1336
02:11:45,340 --> 02:11:51,660
vividly yeah like i'm just sitting like i fucking like imagine myself back up on that fucking like

1337
02:11:51,660 --> 02:12:00,060
stage thing just being like and i have a stutter i got like speech therapy for it but like when i

1338
02:12:00,060 --> 02:12:09,580
get stressed out i stutter and i was stressing myself out and i'm just going and and and and and

1339
02:12:09,580 --> 02:12:16,540
and i'm like fuck you just froze tyler started glitching and then like like it had to the point

1340
02:12:16,540 --> 02:12:19,660
where like my english teacher had to come up and she just like kind of put her arm around me she's

1341
02:12:19,660 --> 02:12:25,020
like okay it's just it's all right hey you're really good at that let's do that in front of

1342
02:12:25,020 --> 02:12:31,260
a bigger audience yeah and i'm like fuck dude and like dude i have one of those same moments

1343
02:12:31,260 --> 02:12:37,340
i think i told it before which one about reading the bible verse in church i had to read like one

1344
02:12:37,340 --> 02:12:42,380
chapter out of the bible in front of my whole congregation yeah and i didn't like prepare for

1345
02:12:42,380 --> 02:12:49,180
it at all anything and i did i'm super nervous public speaking 14 years old and my parents are

1346
02:12:49,180 --> 02:12:53,660
like oh yeah you're gonna join the fucking school where it's called school like the church school

1347
02:12:53,660 --> 02:13:01,020
yeah where you like go up and learn how to like public speak and stuff so uh they just uh sent me

1348
02:13:01,020 --> 02:13:07,900
up there i was so nervous right dude just like like stuttering through the entire thing like

1349
02:13:10,140 --> 02:13:16,780
and you're just so broken and like hearing my own voice in the microphone yeah echo back and it was

1350
02:13:16,780 --> 02:13:22,140
so bad dude i fucking left church and cried and my dad comes out he's like what what happened

1351
02:13:23,740 --> 02:13:29,500
it was so embarrassing dude i think about that till this day and i'm just like it's not the first

1352
02:13:29,500 --> 02:13:35,180
time a 14 year old left church and cried right right yeah did you ever do the thing like where

1353
02:13:35,180 --> 02:13:39,260
you were supposed to like go up and read what you had like a fucking raging boner because you know

1354
02:13:39,260 --> 02:13:44,460
in high school you couldn't church no no in high school like i because like like in high school you

1355
02:13:44,460 --> 02:13:49,260
still don't know how really to control it it's kind of doing its own thing at that point right

1356
02:13:49,260 --> 02:13:52,620
and i'm like sitting there and like all right mr lee can you come up i'm like no

1357
02:13:54,140 --> 02:13:59,100
and they're like my teacher's like what do you mean no like get get up here fucking read the thing

1358
02:13:59,100 --> 02:14:05,180
like no he's just like like i'm gonna send you to in school suspension if you don't come up i'm like

1359
02:14:05,180 --> 02:14:12,300
i would rather do that and he's kind of like oh oh do you think you knew like i think he kind of

1360
02:14:12,300 --> 02:14:17,180
like the gears like started turning because like i was like i wasn't like the kid to be like yeah

1361
02:14:17,180 --> 02:14:23,180
doing this shit he's just like like he kind of like was confused and he's just like oh and i was kind

1362
02:14:23,180 --> 02:14:28,620
of like doing like one of these things like i was like covering myself and he's just like

1363
02:14:30,460 --> 02:14:37,340
all right uh it's fucking ted come up and do it obviously he's having some issues over there

1364
02:14:37,340 --> 02:14:42,140
there yeah what's that what's that what's an embarrassing memory that you think of to this

1365
02:14:42,140 --> 02:14:48,540
day casey because we just we did because like i i fucking think of that to this fucking day

1366
02:14:48,540 --> 02:14:52,460
yeah like what do you like are there any ones from when you were younger that you just like

1367
02:14:52,460 --> 02:14:58,460
oh my god i literally think of that on like a like a weekly basis no not that i can think of

1368
02:14:58,460 --> 02:15:04,620
at the top of my head but there probably was a lot i tried to just like put them out of my fucking

1369
02:15:04,620 --> 02:15:09,820
head because they're so embarrassing and did you ever say like a fucking joke to like a teacher

1370
02:15:09,820 --> 02:15:15,180
or like a like a like a like a coach or something that you thought was gonna really land with them

1371
02:15:15,180 --> 02:15:19,580
and they just tell you to like there's like yeah that's fucking great let's let's go like do this

1372
02:15:19,580 --> 02:15:25,020
shit like i told my coach because i was he he told me that he used to like like this movie

1373
02:15:25,580 --> 02:15:30,620
like a like a football i forgot which one it was but like when we were doing something like like

1374
02:15:30,620 --> 02:15:35,900
he is like all right uh lee starter blah blah blah like thing like going on like the the list

1375
02:15:35,900 --> 02:15:40,780
and i said like a quote from the movie like really loud and excited and he just goes yeah hey how

1376
02:15:40,780 --> 02:15:49,980
about you never do that again i'm like oh man wow yeah it's just like like i thought this was like

1377
02:15:49,980 --> 02:15:54,780
i thought it was gonna be like a bonding moment with my coach he was like yeah don't ever do that

1378
02:15:54,780 --> 02:16:01,660
again he's like shut the fuck up yeah we're being serious right now i'm like okay just shot down

1379
02:16:01,660 --> 02:16:08,140
i had i hate that like that like like i know all the things in the world me being shot down

1380
02:16:08,140 --> 02:16:13,980
so blatantly just just destroys me like my confidence is like a peak high and it just

1381
02:16:13,980 --> 02:16:20,380
immediately kamikazes down into the fucking ocean right like i'm like oh fuck dude like i thought i

1382
02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:24,860
was good i thought this was gonna land i thought we were gonna have like a you know a moment here

1383
02:16:24,860 --> 02:16:31,260
and you're just like no you actually never do that again actually fuck you i'm like i'm sorry what

1384
02:16:31,260 --> 02:16:39,420
did i do yeah i i did have a moment like that actually it was like on the first day i'm not

1385
02:16:39,420 --> 02:16:47,100
gonna say the teacher's name was on the first day of medic school and uh i i forget exactly how it

1386
02:16:47,100 --> 02:16:53,180
went down but it was something like uh it was a rhetorical question and i answered it and the

1387
02:16:53,180 --> 02:16:59,340
teacher was like okay was it the cop i'm not gonna say who it was no but i ended up being somebody i

1388
02:16:59,340 --> 02:17:04,620
really liked after that okay right but this was the first day and you're just an asshole emt

1389
02:17:04,620 --> 02:17:12,380
yeah right yeah and i answered the question he goes okay that's great oh my god and then carried

1390
02:17:12,380 --> 02:17:16,300
on like and i was like oh apparently that was a rhetorical question that wasn't supposed to be

1391
02:17:16,300 --> 02:17:24,300
answered out loud like oh good good for you and then like yeah dude that's rough one of my favorite

1392
02:17:24,300 --> 02:17:28,860
teachers though but in that moment i was just so embarrassing i did i got up and went to the

1393
02:17:28,860 --> 02:17:33,660
bathroom i did one of those things in emt school like when i was still like just like it wasn't

1394
02:17:33,660 --> 02:17:40,060
even emt yet like i was just in emt school and i didn't know anything about like you know ems or

1395
02:17:40,060 --> 02:17:44,460
anything like that and like they're talking about like you know like what you do in the station like

1396
02:17:44,460 --> 02:17:51,660
when you're not doing stuff and like for whatever reason my fucking 17 year old no my my my freshly

1397
02:17:51,660 --> 02:17:57,980
18 year old brain was just like but like what about the showers and like he's like what the

1398
02:17:57,980 --> 02:18:02,140
fuck do you mean what about the showers like like what like what if you're in the shower

1399
02:18:02,140 --> 02:18:10,380
and you get a call and he just goes shut the fuck up i'm like i think he thought i was trying to be

1400
02:18:10,380 --> 02:18:15,660
an asshole but i was like asking a genuine question because like it like it popped in my head i'm like

1401
02:18:15,660 --> 02:18:19,820
what if you're in the shower what do you do if you're in the shower and you get a call i don't

1402
02:18:19,820 --> 02:18:25,580
i've been in the shower and got calls i just get dressed and go to the call exactly i take i take

1403
02:18:25,580 --> 02:18:30,700
you wait long enough there won't be a call i take a shower after my shift that's like if like if i if

1404
02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:35,900
i have a shower at work i take a shower after my shift because i'm paranoid i used to shower like

1405
02:18:35,900 --> 02:18:41,580
after almost every shift at mohawk towards the end yeah i just didn't want to bring that shit well

1406
02:18:41,580 --> 02:18:45,980
no actually it wasn't towards the end it was when i had my bmw because i didn't want to bring that

1407
02:18:45,980 --> 02:18:52,780
fill in my bmw so i showered like every shift to wash off the fucking mohawk at the work though

1408
02:18:52,780 --> 02:18:58,140
yeah oh did you ever do did you ever have a moment where you just got completely shot down

1409
02:18:58,140 --> 02:19:05,820
like by like a person that you you respected yeah probably again but i don't remember because

1410
02:19:05,820 --> 02:19:12,060
you just not remember your fucking childhood listen i had these jimmy carter peaches and they're

1411
02:19:12,060 --> 02:19:19,660
pretty strong um there's a couple other ones that i can think of i think dude there was one kid in

1412
02:19:19,660 --> 02:19:26,700
my class that uh was spouting off answers right just sitting at the front of the class they're

1413
02:19:26,700 --> 02:19:32,700
fucking nodding with the teacher as he's going spouting off answers before he said them and he

1414
02:19:32,700 --> 02:19:41,980
goes why don't you shut the fuck up right and then he goes rain man right that's so funny you know

1415
02:19:41,980 --> 02:19:48,060
what i'm talking about yeah yeah i remember at mohawk one time there's this uh this female

1416
02:19:48,060 --> 02:19:57,020
supervisor that we like to uh you know crush on is it the incident yeah the one that the incident

1417
02:19:57,020 --> 02:20:03,580
was about so she was dispatching one day and she like i talked about the incident off there was a

1418
02:20:03,580 --> 02:20:09,820
there was a kid who had a cardiac arrest right and we we were like so much closer i remember

1419
02:20:09,820 --> 02:20:14,860
than this one unit we were so much closer to this call than this one unit and she sent the the

1420
02:20:14,860 --> 02:20:21,180
fucking farthest away unit to the call so the kid i'm probably not her fault but the kid ended up

1421
02:20:21,180 --> 02:20:28,620
dying and then one one day we were just in the station i go hey you remember the time you killed

1422
02:20:28,620 --> 02:20:37,820
that kid oh my god oh no she's like that actually makes me feel really good jesus damn that is

1423
02:20:37,820 --> 02:20:46,860
smoke i feel like an asshole but you did kill the kid that kid was probably already dead let's be

1424
02:20:46,860 --> 02:20:54,860
honest yeah well with the fire department you know oh my god jesus christ yeah that dude like

1425
02:20:54,860 --> 02:21:00,700
there's another one like like i i respected my coaches to no end type shit like when i was in

1426
02:21:00,700 --> 02:21:08,780
high school um but like it's just like i i kept on thinking i was gonna have these bonding moments

1427
02:21:08,780 --> 02:21:14,540
with them and it always just got shot down yeah and like i was like i was getting my uh my hands

1428
02:21:14,540 --> 02:21:19,660
taped up before the game and like i was sitting there and uh my coach is actually a firefighter

1429
02:21:19,660 --> 02:21:26,700
for the city that we worked in like he's a he's a lieutenant but like i was talking to him and i was

1430
02:21:26,700 --> 02:21:33,660
like yo and like he like my dad was friends with them like they're like he was like he played

1431
02:21:33,660 --> 02:21:39,820
football with my dad so i told him a joke that my dad told me that he said and he just goes like he

1432
02:21:39,820 --> 02:21:45,900
just goes yeah and he'd go yeah and he go and then he said his name was shefied you know like get it

1433
02:21:45,900 --> 02:21:52,700
like you guys used to say and he just goes hey um how about you don't take our fucking jokes next

1434
02:21:52,700 --> 02:22:01,020
time make up your own and i was like fucking man i just keep getting fucking railed wow i'm like

1435
02:22:01,020 --> 02:22:05,980
jesus christ i'm trying to have like a a cool conversation with you just keep getting shot

1436
02:22:05,980 --> 02:22:11,900
i just keep getting fucking shot down but my i think my my favorite time this wasn't to do with

1437
02:22:11,900 --> 02:22:20,540
me but i was like a bystander for it and it was really funny um jesus my uh he's got two packs

1438
02:22:20,540 --> 02:22:26,380
of cigarettes in front of him my my coach was like my uh like i was over with the linemen because

1439
02:22:26,380 --> 02:22:31,020
that's where i was uh but like the uh the linebackers were like doing like a drill or

1440
02:22:31,020 --> 02:22:34,940
something and like our captain was just having like like one of like the other captains because

1441
02:22:34,940 --> 02:22:42,300
it was me uh our quarterback a linebacker and then the safety were the captains and uh our linebacker

1442
02:22:42,300 --> 02:22:46,220
captain was just like he was having like a rough day or something like his girlfriend broke up with

1443
02:22:46,220 --> 02:22:50,700
him or something so he kept on like fucking up the drills and my coach went up to him and he just

1444
02:22:50,700 --> 02:22:55,580
goes hey you're gonna act like a fucking captain today and you know do the drill correctly and he

1445
02:22:55,580 --> 02:23:00,780
just like coach i'm just having a rough day and he just goes i'm just i'm trying to do this and he's

1446
02:23:00,780 --> 02:23:04,700
like i'm like i'm trying to do like how a captain is gonna be he's like yeah guess what you're not

1447
02:23:04,700 --> 02:23:09,820
a fucking captain you're a fucking pussy and then went over and kicked a trash can and it like went

1448
02:23:09,820 --> 02:23:15,660
like 20 feet in the air he goes how about you take a fucking lap and i'm like whoa and like everyone's

1449
02:23:15,660 --> 02:23:24,620
kind of was like whoa whoa this isn't fun anymore let's just stop being fun yeah like it's like weird

1450
02:23:24,620 --> 02:23:30,940
shit like that i'm like why do people take shit so seriously dude yeah it's like i have a hard time

1451
02:23:31,900 --> 02:23:39,500
taking shit seriously that makes no difference like in my life you know yeah it's like like a

1452
02:23:39,500 --> 02:23:45,820
football game so it's not gonna make a difference in anything so another one of my my football

1453
02:23:45,820 --> 02:23:50,700
coach this didn't have to do with me i was just another bystander for this one but um my my one

1454
02:23:50,700 --> 02:23:59,020
coach had a uh a um uh a light-skinned wife like just like he's like a come like you look at this

1455
02:23:59,020 --> 02:24:03,100
guy you're like this guy's the whitest guy on the fucking planet but he had a light-skinned wife

1456
02:24:03,100 --> 02:24:07,660
and this one kid was like talking about how he's just like ah man i don't like them black girls like

1457
02:24:07,660 --> 02:24:12,780
type like this kid was like a fucking like country bumpkin like actual like racist dude and he's like

1458
02:24:12,780 --> 02:24:16,620
and like my coach like went over and he's like what do you mean like you don't like them he's

1459
02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:20,220
like well what about like what about like the the light-skinned girls he's like those ones are even

1460
02:24:20,220 --> 02:24:26,860
worse and he just goes yeah well um i'm married to uh one of those so how about you uh take a lap

1461
02:24:26,860 --> 02:24:32,140
and you don't stop until uh practice is over and this was this was at the beginning of the practice

1462
02:24:32,140 --> 02:24:39,660
wow so this kid's running around for an hour and a half just running damn that sucks yeah and like

1463
02:24:39,660 --> 02:24:43,980
the kid like threw up and he's like how would you keep going the kid was um can't do that so he's

1464
02:24:43,980 --> 02:24:50,620
talking about the coach who was like a adult right yeah oh so so it was just the kid yeah i would

1465
02:24:50,620 --> 02:24:56,300
have made him run fucking all practice and the next practice he's like hey how about you take a

1466
02:24:56,300 --> 02:25:03,660
lap and you don't stop until practice is over and i'm like jesus christ this kid's just fucking

1467
02:25:06,060 --> 02:25:13,500
this is like yeah keep going keep fucking going damn yeah dude there's fucking a whole bunch of

1468
02:25:13,500 --> 02:25:19,900
weird shit and then like fucking just like oh my god like there's a whole like high school was just

1469
02:25:19,900 --> 02:25:26,140
like a parallel universe man it really was i remember my first day in high school i was in

1470
02:25:26,140 --> 02:25:33,980
the remedial english class because i was fucking stupid you were the one in ten so i was in the

1471
02:25:33,980 --> 02:25:38,860
remedial english class and this fucking kid that i i knew like my whole life he was a fuck up he's

1472
02:25:38,860 --> 02:25:47,340
in prison now if that'll give you a a information on how this kid is um he comes in he's like nah

1473
02:25:47,340 --> 02:25:54,380
man fuck this fuck you i ain't doing this and he just goes hey you go out that door you're getting

1474
02:25:54,380 --> 02:25:58,780
suspended and he's already out the door and then i just see his fucking head peeking he just goes

1475
02:25:58,780 --> 02:26:05,820
huh i ain't getting suspended fuck you and he did like a weird like like grabbing his cock motions

1476
02:26:05,820 --> 02:26:10,140
and then he just ran down the hallway you know i'm like well this is my first day in high school

1477
02:26:10,140 --> 02:26:15,180
what the fuck's going on man this kid was like a fucking junior in remedial freshman english

1478
02:26:17,420 --> 02:26:24,060
dude i had a good time in high school i was a spaz bro i used to just like i just used to do

1479
02:26:24,060 --> 02:26:29,420
anything to get a laugh out of somebody oh yeah i would just my biggest thing is i would run as

1480
02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:35,820
fast as i could down the hallway and hit the lockers head first right like i'd stick my hand out so it

1481
02:26:35,820 --> 02:26:42,060
was like a cushion yeah and then i'd bounce off like five feet right like your life was a 90s movie

1482
02:26:43,820 --> 02:26:51,500
so like people regularly teachers would come running oh my god is he okay all the time dude

1483
02:26:51,500 --> 02:26:57,100
i just do that and they were so happy that i was okay that i would never get in trouble because

1484
02:26:57,100 --> 02:27:02,780
they were just so scared and freaked out that like oh my god he's dead like i'd be like i'd say to my

1485
02:27:02,780 --> 02:27:08,380
buddy like in gym class i'd be like dude as we're going along like we're playing hockey like whatever

1486
02:27:08,380 --> 02:27:13,180
that is like with the ball and stuff like a puck i'm like dude just hit my legs as hard as you can

1487
02:27:13,180 --> 02:27:17,420
with a stick and i'll fall to the ground so hard but we're gonna make this look really real

1488
02:27:17,420 --> 02:27:23,100
right so my buddy's like bam hits my legs with a stick like and i fall flat on the ground teachers

1489
02:27:23,100 --> 02:27:30,300
like whoa whoa whoa everybody stop he's a dude are you okay but i'd make it look really real but i

1490
02:27:30,300 --> 02:27:35,340
knew he was gonna hit me so i like threw my weight with it you know but i used to do shit like that

1491
02:27:35,340 --> 02:27:40,940
all the time dude and just get like just get people cracking up dying there's another stupid

1492
02:27:40,940 --> 02:27:45,180
thing that i did i was like when i was a freshman in high school i was really fucking small like i

1493
02:27:45,180 --> 02:27:49,340
didn't hit my growth spurt till i was like in sophomore year like i was like fucking like

1494
02:27:49,340 --> 02:27:56,300
middle school height as a freshman and um i could fit in the lockers like i could actually fit in

1495
02:27:56,300 --> 02:28:00,540
like the smaller lockers like like not like the small small lockers but like they're like long

1496
02:28:00,540 --> 02:28:05,660
ones but they're like pretty thin so as like a joke i would like always like hide in my locker

1497
02:28:05,660 --> 02:28:10,780
and like pop out at people and then people started realizing that i did that so then people just locked

1498
02:28:10,780 --> 02:28:17,180
my locker when i was in it they locked you in the locker locked me in the locker no shit and i was

1499
02:28:17,180 --> 02:28:23,100
like yo i can't open it yo i can't open it what the fuck i'm like begging on it i'm like help

1500
02:28:23,100 --> 02:28:28,780
help so i'm like fucking stuck like this i'm going help help me out you can suffocate like that if

1501
02:28:28,780 --> 02:28:33,340
you're like if you can't breathe yeah but like it was just fuck i'm like i'm like this will be real

1502
02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:37,660
funny i'm gonna keep popping out of my locker and there was like i'm gonna lock your fucking locker

1503
02:28:37,660 --> 02:28:43,740
like and like the fucking janitor came along he's like what what were you doing

1504
02:28:44,780 --> 02:28:50,700
he's like did you get put in there i'm like i put myself in there like i wish i i wish i was like

1505
02:28:50,700 --> 02:28:55,660
you know bullied or something like he got put in there like no i just i just put myself in there

1506
02:28:57,340 --> 02:29:03,740
i worked with this one guy at work who's a tech and he uh used to work uh ems with me he we used

1507
02:29:03,740 --> 02:29:11,500
to be partners like back in the day i was is he gay yeah and i'm like i'm telling him about the

1508
02:29:11,500 --> 02:29:17,660
podcast and i uh i mentioned dan i'm like you remember dan delaney he's like yeah he was like

1509
02:29:17,660 --> 02:29:25,820
is he okay he's like spaz it out all the time he was like he was always just such a spaz

1510
02:29:26,300 --> 02:29:29,660
and i'm like yeah no i think he just had like 80 g or something

1511
02:29:29,660 --> 02:29:35,580
i used to go into the break room do you remember and i would like fall on the fucking

1512
02:29:36,300 --> 02:29:40,300
on the floor yeah i would like trip over the last stair and just like

1513
02:29:40,780 --> 02:29:46,140
fall on the floor and start like convulsing there's too much fucking energy i don't have

1514
02:29:46,140 --> 02:29:51,740
that kind of energy anymore i know that's because you you got to get back on the vitamins

1515
02:29:51,740 --> 02:29:57,820
it's not the vitamins i gotta get back testosterone right it wasn't testosterone dude i just used to

1516
02:29:57,820 --> 02:30:03,980
eat like so much fucking sugar that was like 90 of my diet dude literally the first thing on the

1517
02:30:03,980 --> 02:30:09,980
way to mohawk i would always get like five granola bars and a cup of coffee and just dude i put like

1518
02:30:10,540 --> 02:30:15,820
yeah i just dump it full of sugar right and i'd probably drink four of those a day and i was like

1519
02:30:15,820 --> 02:30:21,180
i don't understand why i'm anxious all the time dude because you don't drink fucking water like

1520
02:30:21,180 --> 02:30:25,820
i did i didn't drink water for probably for a decade of my life i know i just didn't drink it

1521
02:30:25,820 --> 02:30:31,980
i didn't see the need for it because i was like i was always drinking coffee yeah the entire time

1522
02:30:31,980 --> 02:30:36,700
the entire time i worked at mohawk i don't think i drank a bottle of water my favorite was the first

1523
02:30:36,700 --> 02:30:47,500
time i ever met casey he was my he was my preceptor he was my first ems preceptor and um he you know i

1524
02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:53,020
i still have it i still have the the first message that he sent me on on facebook messenger and it's

1525
02:30:53,020 --> 02:30:57,980
fucking hilarious he goes the first message i ever got from him this was the second day i met i'm

1526
02:30:57,980 --> 02:31:02,140
gonna look up my first message keep going and he goes and the first message that i got from him

1527
02:31:02,140 --> 02:31:10,860
verbatim is hey if you get lost in the med let me know that was the first thing that he ever sent to

1528
02:31:10,860 --> 02:31:16,860
me like we became friends on fucking facebook and then he immediately sends me that because i was

1529
02:31:16,860 --> 02:31:23,180
fucking in the bathroom at the med it's a it's a scary place it's like if you ever get lost in the

1530
02:31:23,180 --> 02:31:30,620
just let me know it's a big confusing place and then he sent me a fucking uh he sent me a uh a

1531
02:31:30,620 --> 02:31:38,140
chart of how to write a pcr like the fucking like the bracket thing and i still use that to this day

1532
02:31:38,140 --> 02:31:44,540
like the the bracket that i made from that like i obviously tweaked it to my own like bracket but

1533
02:31:44,540 --> 02:31:51,500
like still almost the same exact thing and i'm still using it to this day i like it i'm going

1534
02:31:51,500 --> 02:31:56,700
i'm going way back dude holy shit oh i don't have my messages saved from like that far back i'm at

1535
02:31:56,700 --> 02:32:01,500
2017 right now damn you have your messages from that far back yeah they're all in there and

1536
02:32:01,500 --> 02:32:06,220
messing around yeah let me see if i can get it verbatim because oh i'm getting to the ambulance

1537
02:32:06,220 --> 02:32:15,020
sessions dude let me see i gotta go back past this is all us hold on 2016

1538
02:32:17,900 --> 02:32:25,100
let me go all the way back that's uh 2019 do that shit hold on a sec the first thing i said to you

1539
02:32:25,100 --> 02:32:37,260
is march 1st 2016 i forgot about that it says i told you i reported some guy's post

1540
02:32:38,860 --> 02:32:45,260
i said this guy is a clown and he said this casey fag really has no clue whatsoever

1541
02:32:46,700 --> 02:32:51,340
some some fucking post somebody posted something i said i reported it i told you

1542
02:32:51,340 --> 02:32:59,260
i told you yeah so this is my and you said thanks laugh out loud thanks this is my this is my actual

1543
02:32:59,260 --> 02:33:08,940
thing mind you this is at 305 am oh dude that was the fucking the uh the firefighter oh yeah

1544
02:33:09,820 --> 02:33:14,540
the firefighter that threatened me on facebook because i got a political argument

1545
02:33:14,540 --> 02:33:25,260
he's like if i ever see you on a call you better stay away from me so mind you this is 305 am

1546
02:33:26,140 --> 02:33:36,300
if you ever get lost in a med call me hashtag vape nation and then uh the the the same day at

1547
02:33:36,300 --> 02:33:45,020
the same day at 5 28 am smoking big joints and amish the next day at 8 am yo they moved you into

1548
02:33:45,020 --> 02:33:50,380
seven with me thanks and i said thanks for letting me know then there's a picture of me vaping

1549
02:33:52,780 --> 02:33:59,020
and i go hey can you can i can i pick up my check at the station or just like how do i do that

1550
02:33:59,020 --> 02:34:01,500
he goes yeah just go to central

1551
02:34:01,500 --> 02:34:05,500
central damn

1552
02:34:08,380 --> 02:34:16,300
let's see hold on a sec i got a gem here let's see if it plays if this plays i would be oh 404 not

1553
02:34:16,300 --> 02:34:35,900
found no ambulance sessions podcast not found damn well um i sent this to key this was a facebook

1554
02:34:35,900 --> 02:34:46,780
status post of mine from uh march 17 2017 being irish isn't something to brag about it's basically

1555
02:34:46,780 --> 02:34:52,540
a step above downs and two steps above being native american i'm gonna tell that to casey

1556
02:34:54,620 --> 02:35:00,780
no i was gonna post it but i didn't actually oh my god i was so cringy i'm like we're gonna save

1557
02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:09,500
some lives tonight really i'm feeling it today casey i was gonna send this to you

1558
02:35:10,620 --> 02:35:16,780
or no i was gonna i sent this to you it was a facebook status i was gonna post it said being

1559
02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:21,340
irish isn't something to brag about it's basically a step above downs and two steps above being

1560
02:35:21,340 --> 02:35:29,900
native american this thing with the irish has been going on a long time with me i know you got a lot

1561
02:35:29,900 --> 02:35:36,300
of uh qualms against the irish yeah got some things this is fucking jimmy carter liquor strong

1562
02:35:36,860 --> 02:35:45,020
dude i gotta hit that stair stepper baby yeah all right it's time to go we've made that last long

1563
02:35:45,020 --> 02:35:50,700
enough oh my god the strip club closed and remember fucking the whip your cock out fucking call

1564
02:35:50,700 --> 02:35:56,140
whip your dick out bro bro there were like six hot chicks in there two ugly ones trying to keep your

1565
02:35:56,140 --> 02:36:02,220
dick in your pants bro whip your dick out bro you know jimmy carter has outlived our all our

1566
02:36:02,220 --> 02:36:09,100
predictions god damn what is gonna die is he the oldest president yeah he's almost 100 now but i

1567
02:36:09,100 --> 02:36:15,820
mean has any other president lived to 100 nope really he was just he lucked out he got it was

1568
02:36:15,820 --> 02:36:22,940
an easy time to be fucking president no stress yeah it was 70s yeah anyway if you like this

1569
02:36:22,940 --> 02:36:31,020
episode of untitled podcast email us on untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com maybe next episode will

1570
02:36:31,020 --> 02:36:40,220
be from my place uh like us on facebook and x next episode from dan's place i like it all right

1571
02:36:40,220 --> 02:36:53,980
uh badminton tournament and as always be kind to yourselves and each other we out

1572
02:36:53,980 --> 02:36:58,460
for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know

1573
02:36:59,820 --> 02:37:02,380
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

1574
02:37:02,380 --> 02:37:08,060
do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

1575
02:37:11,660 --> 02:37:18,220
no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some

1576
02:37:18,220 --> 02:37:25,820
really dumb thoughts extended episodes where the fuck did this year come from where the fuck did

1577
02:37:25,820 --> 02:37:30,700
stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts oh they're killing

1578
02:37:30,700 --> 02:37:33,740
they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese

1579
02:37:36,700 --> 02:37:42,060
somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at

1580
02:37:42,060 --> 02:38:02,460
least nine or ten feet tall okay then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

1581
02:38:12,060 --> 02:38:16,460
government

1582
02:38:17,660 --> 02:38:24,300
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

1583
02:38:25,260 --> 02:38:31,340
nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has taken it to the

1584
02:38:31,340 --> 02:38:40,140
next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are

1585
02:38:40,140 --> 02:38:44,060
going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to

1586
02:38:44,060 --> 02:38:48,540
sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to

1587
02:38:48,540 --> 02:38:52,220
be able to convince you that thing's fucking real you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts

1588
02:38:52,220 --> 02:38:59,660
no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord

1589
02:38:59,660 --> 02:39:07,260
kill we're only living in the third dimension

1590
02:39:29,660 --> 02:39:37,260
now

1591
02:39:47,340 --> 02:39:51,500
he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home

1592
02:39:52,060 --> 02:39:57,260
he said that he was doing it just to survive but he fucking loved he was having a great fucking time

1593
02:39:57,260 --> 02:40:02,780
with the shit george soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit

1594
02:40:03,500 --> 02:40:07,420
george soros is the fucking leader he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

1595
02:40:10,620 --> 02:40:15,580
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like oh no donald trump the fucking word person out there

1596
02:40:15,580 --> 02:40:32,540
let's drop right fuck trump he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill gates

1597
02:40:45,580 --> 02:40:46,080
you