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This is pretty nice car 2015 to wow yeah grandson it was his grandson.
This is his grandson. Yeah, it's his name also Jimmy Carter.
Yeah, his name is Jason Carter.
Yeah, but so cover what 47% Trump's 43% on 538.
Kennedy's talking about dropping out and endorsing Trump actually if he does that then commas fucked.
If he does that I think Kamala is good because I think a lot of his votes are going towards her.
No, I don't think so. That's not true.
Mine is.
You would you would vote for Kamala Harris.
If it's only her and Trump because that's the way it's looking.
If Kennedy's.
You like how expensive groceries have been for the last four years?
Dude, I'm just saying you like do you think that things have been like yeah this is good for the last four years?
Well, because she's been in office for the last four years.
Did you see that picture I sent of where Trump was in office the economy was like or the Nasdaq was down.
And when they said when they said that was like a Kamala crashed it was all the way up.
That's not true.
It has nothing. It has nothing to do with with who the president is like as far as the stock market.
It's like completely.
Well, then why does the price of groceries have to do with it?
unpredictable because right now everything's artificially elevated
because we're not using our own oil we're importing oil. We're in a bubble.
So when you open up like the domestic oil reserves you don't have to pay to
ship it across the ocean. When you don't have to ship across the ocean energy
becomes cheaper. Energy becomes cheaper goods become cheaper to produce and then
it's cheaper to get them to go destination. So it's cheaper to get the
groceries to the store. Everything gets cheaper when transportation gets
cheaper when energy gets cheaper. Everything. Right now four years ago the
salmon that I buy frozen salmon it was 21 something a bag now it's $32 a bag.
That's insane and all that. You're saying this is Joe Biden's fault? Yes. I'm not
saying it's his fault. What did he do to cause it? He fucking stopped drilling in
America. The whole fucking thing is they're saying that they're gonna stop
drilling in America because it's bad for the environment. They're gonna drill the
oil somewhere fucking else so why the fuck not do it here? Right. Like if we're
gonna use the fucking oil anyways use our own fucking oil. Like it
doesn't fucking make sense to just we have more than enough oil in America to
serve America. Just fucking drill here. It doesn't fucking matter. Trump got Anwar
approved for drilling which is like a national wildlife refuge in Alaska.
But it has more oil in it than the Saudis have. Yeah. And like all of Saudi
Arabia. So we have more oil in Alaska than anywhere else on the planet. Right
and like the first thing that Joe Biden did is he shut off the Keystone
pipeline. It's like like after all that fucking work to get it up and going he
just came and shut it off. It's like so it's one thing to be like an
environmentalist right but Elon wouldn't be backing Trump. He sells electric cars.
He sells solar roofs. Yeah he's gonna get a job on Trump's administration. But half
of what he does is for the environment and he says that we're being way too
aggressive because people are literally starving. Like half the nation has like
significant credit card debt. They're living off credit cards. So they actually
they can't afford the groceries at the store. The groceries that I used to buy
this is an actual fucking thing was a hundred and ten dollars. Yeah. My last
grocery bill that I had and I removed things from it that I normally get was
two hundred and two hundred and ten dollars. So what store are you going to? I'm going to a fucking price shopper.
What's the fucking deal? I got a fucking Aldi's and it's still fucking expensive.
Yeah because I go there and I get like the fucking basics. I get a fucking
the most expensive thing I get is a fucking gallon of milk now and I get
fucking I get that and then I also get um you know like a pound of like deli
American cheese and that's fucking seven dollars now. It's nuts. Like it's fucking
ridiculous. Like I remember like even like let's let's go six years ago or
fine we'll go 20 2015 when I was still in high school that pound of cheese is
four dollars. Right. Like that's it's fucking retarded. Yeah what else is like
really expensive? Meat is meat's always been expensive. That's the thing though I
think that like you guys are paying more for groceries because I don't eat meat
and meat's so fucking expensive now. Very expensive. So like I like the most
expensive thing I get is fucking cheese. Like that's my like it's I mean cheese
and meat are kind of like similar price wise but like like the things that like
I get are mostly non meat based and meats where they're really fucking
killing you but still the shit that I used to buy was fucking like half the
price. Right. And it's just a fucking it's a it's a disaster and Joe Biden is not
doing anything about it. He didn't do anything about it. He said that he's
gonna get rid of college debt didn't do that. I don't think Joe Biden's doing anything period.
No no we're gonna fucking let's just go through it and say all the promises he
made on the campaign trail that he fucking didn't even do. He said that he's
gonna get us jobs. He was cooking the books that that actually got proven that
he cooked the books to say that his employment was higher than it actually
was. What are you looking for? Your headphones. Over here. But um he he did that he fucking said that he's gonna
clear college debt never fucking did that. Said he was gonna fix the social
security which I don't even think it's fixable at this point we're fucked.
We're not gonna get social security. We're literally paying for the boomers
fucking life support. That's what we're doing right now. Fucking the boomers
literally are sucking dry fucking social security to the point like it's the sad
thing is like it's a thing but like you were literally the boomers weren't
supposed to live this long. Social security was supposed to be probably ten
years at the most that you're on social security. That's how it always used to be.
And even if it was just ten years which it's not it's we're getting on thirty
years of the boomers on social security because they're living to their 90s.
You're supposed fucking this was an actual thing the the like the the
fucking I don't know the people to let the column but like the people who did
like this the studies to find out the retirement age they literally take the
average age of death in America and add one year. That's what the retirement age
is. That's an actual fact. So people aren't supposed to live until fucking 90
on Social Security. They're supposed to live like maybe six years. Ten at the long.
No that's an act. It's not supposed to be a retirement plan. It's not supposed to be a
retirement plan but these guys are on fucking Social Security for 30 plus
years and there's a whole bunch of them. The thing is Social Security was made
for the like 1920s 1930s 1950s like all that like 1940s like that whole era and
there wasn't that many people back then. Now after after World War Two they had
the fucking the baby boom and because there's so many fucking people above the
age of 65 we can't fucking handle it. It's gonna fucking collapse and then by
the time that we're in it there's gonna be nothing left. We're paying so much in
our fucking thing for Social Security that we're never gonna see. They're
always the big the big thing was for Social Security that they're like you're
paying for your future. I'm like I'm not paying for my future I'm paying for
these fuckers on life support that are fucking refusing to die. Right. And none
of them none of them are fucking signing DNR so they're just fucking laying around on
fucking hospital beds for like fucking events and they're like I'm refusing to die and it's
not selling their homes. No that's the whole fucking thing. The boomers
have been the most selfish generation that this is just a fact that the that
the world has ever seen. Reverse mortgages became a thing because they
didn't fucking they go I'm gonna have fun for the rest of my life. Fuck my
kids. Fuck my grandkids. I'm gonna do a reverse mortgage on my house because I
don't fucking care. Right. That's a reverse mortgage. A reverse mortgage is they pay you money but
they're buying your house from you when you die pretty much. Right. But they're
giving you you're going into debt basically. Yeah and they're taking so
you're paid off house they're giving you a payment off of that. So they're
doing that and basically what every other generation before the boomers did
and I fucking think this is a fucking thing that pisses me off to no end.
Every generation tried to leave things for their kids tried to make the world
better before they went. They tried to make the world better for the next
generation and that's what they did. That's how we got to where we are now.
The boomers said I'm taking every fucking cent with me and fuck my kids.
Fuck my grandkids. Fuck my great grandkids. They're not getting shit. I'm
gonna have fun with the last. I'm gonna take a fucking vacation to Barbados
every fucking month because I can. Because and they're like I'm not gonna
leave them a house because I'm doing a reverse mortgage. So fuck them with that.
This sounds all really personal. It's not. This is just how the world is. My
parents aren't baby boomers. My parents are fucking Gen X like I like my parents
were born in 1979. Like that's a that's not a baby boomer. Like I have your
grandparents. Are your parents boomers Casey? No. Yeah but like the thing is
like the baby boomers just fucking do this. They're fucking Gen X out of the
fucking out of inheritance and then because Gen X is gonna get fucked out
of inheritance that they're supposed to get, Gen Z is gonna get fucked out of
inheritance and so is Millennials. Like we're all fucked out of inheritance
because they want to have fucking fun with the with the last days. And they're
just fucking sitting there on a fucking beach fucking cooking. It's like it's
like what the fuck you guys do. You ever notice who's the ones that are always buying the lottery tickets at
stores? Yeah. Oh great. You're gonna fucking you're gonna get ten million
dollars and you're gonna die the next day. I just want to get the fucking work on time.
And then they tell and then also fucking you were born in 1940-45. You were old
enough to you're you're you're too young for fucking you're too old for Vietnam
by the time the draft comes. You're just old enough to go to Woodstock and do all
this shit. You fucking pick up a hitchhiking girl. You fucking marry her.
She's a ten out of ten because you're a fucking city guy. You're a fucking five
out of ten but you're the coolest guy that she's ever met because she's you're
not from her fucking hometown. You pick up a fucking solid ten out of ten chick.
Then you fucking go. You have a summer job. You buy a fucking brand new car. Then
you get an actual fucking. It's true though. No you get you get a fucking actual good paying
fucking union job that you get a pension from. Then after after two years of
working just two years not even saving if you're just fucking working two years
you buy a brand new fucking house that you paid off in full and then you
fucking live off of that for the rest of your life. Then when you sell your house
you sell it for fucking 2.5 million dollars when you bought it for fucking
five cents in a fucking pair of acorns and you're fucking and you're like well
these kids don't know what they're doing now they gotta get they gotta pick
themselves up by their bootstraps. I'm fucking working 70 hours plus fucking
doing all this shit and I'm fucking like I'm barely making rent you know. I'm
fucking I can't buy a new car. My fucking muffler is gonna fucking put me under
for fucking a month pretty much. I'm like this like. Dude your muffler to fix
probably cost what a boomer would have paid for a car. Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah.
For an entire fucking car. And I'm like my muffler is gonna put me down for a
fucking month of fucking shit and then I'm gonna be like great now Christmas
time's coming so I gotta buy fucking Christmas gifts so I'm gonna be fucking
down and out for that too and these fucking boomers who have been having
everything their entire fucking life are telling us that we're fucking lazy and
shit. You don't need a muffler. These motherfuckers this isn't a joke these
motherfuckers worked less than 30 hours a week and they were able to do all that
shit right and they're telling us that we're lazy and that we we don't know
the value of hard work. Motherfucker I worked harder than you your entire
fucking life and I've been working for eight years. Who are these boomers that
are talking to you like this? If you're a boomer and you're listening to this. Go fuck yourself.
Your grandparents are boomers right? My grandparents are fucking stupid. My grandparents are stupid.
My grandmother's stuck in the 1950s and my grandfather. Which one? My grandmother
my grandmother on my dad's side is literally stuck in a 1950s she's been a
housewife since she's been fucking 17 years old. Fucking she hasn't had a job
in her entire life and oh she she worked at a fucking drugstore for fucking
pennies for like you know six years. My grandfather has been a mechanic he's
been working with his fucking hands since nineteen or nineteen sixty
nineteen seventy two. He's been working on fucking cars since 1972 and that's
all he's been fucking doing his entire life and he's he's not the smartest guy
he's a genius when it comes to cars but like anything else he's a fucking he's
not that smart. That's a terrible thing to say. And my other grandmother just worked for the
state and she's she's on a pension right now and she's you know sitting pretty
I'm like like this this is just fucking it's ridiculous the amount of shit and
these guys could buy these like our landlords now are the fucking boomers
that bought like six houses to fucking rent them out and their fucking rent
they can charge $2,000 for a fucking two-bedroom apartment in fucking Albany
fucking it's stupid. Like it's just the whole fucking thing and like none of this
is a joke this is just actual truth like this is this is the actual truth. Like
how are we how are we supposed to survive in a system that's stacked
against us this much? Like there's a tipping point to the point
where when you can't just fucking make enough money to live when you're
working 72 hours a week there's got to be a fucking change. Right. And the
Democrats want this to keep going further. Right. They keep on going. Well you want an
elect a boomer. So really the problem is we don't have a Republican or a
Democrat problem we got a boomer problem. I want them all sides. I want I want them
all out. Fucking. So let's vote for the younger person. There's nobody fucking
younger running. If AOC wasn't so insane yeah if she wasn't so far left if she was a
little more like centrist I would vote for AOC dude just because she's young
she's like snappy she has energy. Yeah she's not running though. But but why
why does it have to be the fucking boomers dude? Kamala Harris isn't a
boomer. She was born in 64. No. Yeah she's a boomer. That's Kamala. That's that's that's that's late boomers but it's still
boomers. Early boomer. No early boomers is 1940s. Oh it's 1946 to 1964.
It's right on the border. She has one? Well it says boomers are 46 to 64. It's a
weird fucking like like thing because 97 is considered fucking millennial but 98
is considered Gen Z which is a really weird fucking thing. Do you see Obama at
the DNC? Because like like Casey's considered a millennial I'm considered
I'm considered Gen Z just and we're two years apart. Right right. So like it's
like that's insane to me that we're fucking two years apart. You're Gen Z? I'm Gen Z.
Like I'm literally the first year that Gen Z is. Like me me and Ali Mack are both
Gen Z and you and you and Casey are Millennials. Like if it was me and you
like different like like difference in age I could get that being like an
actual difference in a generation but literally me and Casey are two years
apart and he's a fucking different generation. Right right. But that's just how it cookie crumbles.
Yeah but like a fucking there's there's a whole bunch of Gen Z kids that are
just brain-wrought fucking retards that like I get lumped we get I get
lumped in with the fucking brain-wrought retards that are like skimity toilet
fucking Riz Kham and I ass fucking shit. And I'm like what the fuck. No cap. No cap fam. Let them cook.
And then fucking but then Millennials are just a bunch of fucking whiny pussies.
Fucking like let's be real fucking most 35 year olds are fucking idiots.
They're fucking they're fucking retards that want to be like I'm done adulting
today. You're fucking you're fucking 35 years old. You can't be done adulting today.
Nobody learned anything in the 90s. Right. Like the thing is like I really feel
like the Millennials should have got at least gone to fucking 99. Like that
makes sense. Right. You might be a Millennial so bad. I don't want to be either one because both
sides are fucking retarded. Like I'm like it's like whiny bitches or fucking
actual retarded people. It's like what the fuck. I don't want to be in this
fucking area. And then Jen Alpha is even more retarded than fucking Jen. Which one is Jen Alpha?
I think it's 2010 and beyond. Oh my god. No 2012 and beyond. So I'm like these
fucking retards. Like these these kids are fucking. I work with somebody who was
born in 2006. I'm like like anybody post I feel like pre and post 9 11 people are
different like breeds. Like like and like I've talked to a bunch of people and
like people that I work with and you know stuff like that. They're like if you
were born before 9 11 you have a different like whole outlook than people
born after. Like even if like you were born in 2000 you're still like pre 9 11
you lived in an entirely different like world even if it was a fucking year but
you have a different outlook on things if you were pre or post 9 11. It was a completely
different world. Yeah. Like everything was different before 9 11. Like I had three
three years before 9 11 but your first three years are super formative like of
shit and like I and me like I think this is like kind of sounding trying to like
not not trying to sound conceited but like I look at myself compared to these
kids that were born after 2001. I'm like there's a huge fucking divide there.
Right. Like there's just a huge like area that I'm like something happened in these
years. I obviously fucking 9 11 happened between those years but like there's a
there that caused such a huge rift in like the space of people. Also I think it
also has to do with because if you were born after 2001 you didn't have any
analog shit. Like when I was a kid we had videotapes still we had cassette tapes
and stuff and then like after if you were born after 2001 that was kind of
phased out by the time you started you know doing stuff. So you had like you
know flash drives and fucking you know actual computers and iPods and stuff.
It's like the the the the I feel like the the easy the ease of technology that
these that these people had gives you like gives you lack of appreciation. Yeah
because like fucking all my all the things that I watched when I was a kid
were fucking videotapes like fucking. And they would like still fuck up. Yeah.
Like it wasn't perfect nothing was perfect. Yeah. Like the radio wouldn't
come in sometimes. Even like cable TV. The screen would change when you when you put in
the you know the cassette tape. Yeah. Like sometimes it wouldn't line up correctly.
Like even fucking cable TV when you're fucking when you were watching it back
then there's like fucking shit. You're like what the fuck. You're like oh and then like but like
these guys these kids get like literal like real-life photos on a fucking on
your fucking phone that's like this. Right. Like I can take a picture right now
and you can be like that looks exactly how it looks like this. Fucking 15 or 20
20 years ago you try to take a picture on your fucking you try to take a picture
on a fucking actual like professional level camera it looks like a fucking
caveman took it compared to what we have now. Dude like I bought a camera at a
garage sale. I was like dude this thing is fucking sweet right. It was it's like
it's one of the ones with like the big lenses on it. Like a cannon. It's like a
cannon but it was like I think it wasn't. Kodak. It wasn't Nikon. It was like one of
those brands. Yeah. And I'm like this is fucking sweet this thing's awesome. And
then dude I totally forgot. That needs film. Not that it needs film but you can't see
the pictures until later. Yeah you totally. It didn't even register in my brain dude. Like
remember the old fucking instant like fucking like shitty like fucking like
ones you could buy for like five dollars at like fucking a dollar store. Like it
was like the yellow fucking thing that was like this big. The disposable one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking I remember
using those all the fucking time and then getting them fucking developed and
you're like wow that was fucking awful pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Dude I mean it just
like didn't dawn on me until I got at home. But like you you have no idea if
your shot was good or not. But like let's even go back before then like when like
the camera first came around in the 1800s you had to fucking sit there for
like two minutes in order for the fucking picture to come out correctly. And
then you had to go into like this fucking you had to take a steel plate
out of that put it into a fucking like like literal like mercury and shit. Fucking
develop that with a fucking scary ass fucking red light that you're fucking under. And then you had to
fucking develop it and if you fucked up the development if you touched it with
your thumb entire picture is fucked. Right. And in a hundred years we have
fucking literal fucking next to life fucking pictures in a fucking palm in our
hand in the palm of our hand. And if you think of that 200 years a hundred years
before then we didn't even know what fucking penicillin was. Right. Like
there's there's they didn't wash their hands before fucking surgery a hundred
years before then. And now we have fucking like I feel like the advancement
of technology so fucking fast is a main problem what we have. Like we aren't able
as a society to cope with the the new technology fast enough because it used
to be in a hundred years you go from fucking you know not washing your hands
to washing your hands during surgery. That's a biggest fucking leap in a
hundred years. Then but like you can go to almost anything fucking guns you had
a fucking musket that you had to fucking you know pump the whole thing you had to
fucking take the thing out push like you know do all that shit. Then it went to
cartridges in the 1800s where you're like that was it. We had muskets for
almost 200 years. Then we went to the cartridges and then after we got the
cartridges we fucking just accelerated to fucking like nuclear bombs. Right. Like
like we went from muskets to nuclear bombs in 200 years. That's just just
think like okay so what accelerates technology is the ability to communicate
right. So like I forget what technology it was it was like the invention of
you just like iodine or something like the ability to like separate iodine out
something like that. They had the technology to do it it existed humans
had it but this guy in Germany didn't have the information of this guy in the
United States had that this guy up here in Canada had they didn't the three
technologies like couldn't come together right. I had everything I needed at the
time but then like the telegraph was invented and now they were able to
transmit information across the Atlantic and it technology exploded and then
telephone was invented and then technology exploded even more. You know
every advancement with communication now think of that okay and then think of the
internet and how much technology has gone up since the invention of the
internet. Yeah that's that's a whole fucking thing and like now we have AI.
Yeah. It's gonna be the shit you're going to see is the shit that AI is solving
right now that just in its short existence it hasn't even peaked yet dude
it's not gonna peak for another fucking 15 years all right. The shit that AI has
invented that it's coming up with as we speak it's curing diseases it's
inventing new weapons probably dude weapons powerful enough to take out
entire planets. It's gonna figure out right right now we're using
rockets to traverse the universe right. It's gonna be like a fucking Death Star.
It's gonna figure out exactly how to bypass space-time. Yeah. It's gonna be
like okay anywhere you need to go all right just tell me. It's gonna fucking
invent stuff for us so we don't even have to net stuff anymore. We have like equations we're
trying to solve right. Yeah. Like you know like in movies and shit where it's like
a guy on the chalkboard like trying to solve this giant fucking equation like
Goodwill fucking hunting or whatever that is. Yeah we saw Abinheimer. Right. I didn't say it but I'm
sure they do that shit. It was pretty good. But yeah AI is just gonna be able
to it can take the summation of all the information and be like yeah here's the
answer. But I think the speed that we got this technology is the main is one of
the major problems that we had because every single invention. I want to touch
back on this book. Yeah. But like every single invention that we made we had
time as a as a human race to like figure it out figure out how it worked kind of
like and integrate it into our society. But because technology is going so
fucking fast we went from fucking taking a fucking like a wire and plugging it
into another fucking wire to fucking talk on the phone in the 1950s. Right. To
now where we have fucking Wi-Fi where it's just in the air type shit like we
don't fucking know I don't know how fucking Wi-Fi works it's just fucking
like that. Like people understood wire wire plug in plug in that's a pretty
simple thing to like comprehend. But like it could be water going through the tube
yeah you don't know what the fuck it is but it's and then like but we connected
yeah but like we we figured out and like as society they're like okay this is how
this works. And like almost everybody in this society figured out how almost
everything in the society worked. But because we have so much new technology
literally coming out by the second it's like you we can't all come like
technology I feel like should have a fucking like buffer like on it or like
we should fucking you know like make the instead of two being fucking this big we
should take it and put it like this and kind of filter feed it through us type
shit because well it kind of is but we really shouldn't have as much technology
we don't we don't we don't have as much technology as we actually have but we
feel like we should have even less. And that buffer is called the military. The
military has the absolute dude the shit they have right this fucking second they
could honest to God point a fucking laser at the moon and just blow it up.
They could hold the moon hostage they should say they could say all right Russia
get the fuck out of Ukraine or we're gonna blow the fucking moon up. The Russians would be like ha ha ha. They got fucking wormholes. They got fucking wormholes out area 51.
Did you ever see did you ever fucking read the story of the guy who got
fucking disintegrated in the Middle East? There like there's like this fucking like
big like terrorist guy and like he has like a huge problem over there for us
and literally went outside motherfucker got disintegrated just fucking
disintegrated and people are like what the fuck just happened and they're like in the
United States is like I don't know what happened. But motherfuck we have things
that can decide. Fucking we found out where he was and when he went outside we
fucking disintegrated him like just like they said like not even the scout like
just dust. I'll be like what the fuck like just imagine going outside your friend just gets
vaporized. I'll be like oh my god. Space lasers. Yeah that's exactly why we have the
Space Force. Right like they do and that's that's just the shit you've heard
about. Yeah. They like dude honest to God. And they covered that shit up. You can
probably just from space go jeeeee. Because I read that story. Cut out entire countries. I read that story. Copy and paste them.
Delete. Cut. When that first that story first came out I read it and then I tried
to show people like a couple weeks later it was gone. You stumbled across some classified shit. She just screen shoted it bro. But I'm like are you fucking
kidding me this dude just got disintegrated and they're just like yeah
we're gonna not talk about that anymore. That doesn't that didn't happen. I'm
like you can't just fucking have a guy get disintegrated and just get swept
under the rug like the dust that he is. Tyler's typing on the internet about it. Some guys come to his door. Hey look at this light real quick. I guarantee you they have the men in black fucking light thing. Oh of course bro they probably use drugs honestly. They probably just use memory erasing drugs. Just put it in the fucking water. But that's I don't drink fucking tap water. Smart. That's a good life choice. I want to
touch back on how it's crazy how people think that when people are playing video
games kids are playing video games they're like wasting their time. Like oh
that's just like a waste of life. Yeah. Just doing nonsensical shit and then the
GPUs that were made for video games right. Are fucking a billion times better than
space shuttle. Are the things that are now going to be curing cancer. Yeah. So it's
like all that that entire time it looked like we were doing useless shit playing
video games. We were actually advancing technology because you want bigger and
better shit. You know you always want like better graphics better graphics like so
everybody wants and then those GPUs are what powers artificial intelligence. It's
incredible. But pro I was fucking like like just like the insane shit this
shit this happens. I'm fucking I was playing Magic the Gathering with a bunch
of random fucking people online today like people I've never met people I will
never meet in my entire life. I played a fucking card game online with them. The
game that you would literally fucking 10 years ago you had to go to a fucking
game store to fucking you know actually play physical cards with somebody. But I
can go online and fucking just you know fucking play a card game with somebody.
Like it's like like that's insane. Like like if you told somebody fucking 25
years ago even hey I'm gonna play a fucking card game with somebody online
from fucking China and then just keep going on and that's the normal day. Like
that's not that's not a crazy thing that happens anymore. I got fucking like if I
see the Chinese fucking characters I'm like this is gonna be a hard fucking
card game. They play it in China? Yeah. Oh my god. I played a couple Chinese guys
earlier. Oh it was Donald Trump jr. that spread the lie about Tim Waltz eating
horse cum. What was the? He spread a gross lie about Tim Waltz because he had like a
got milk ad that he spoofed into like he had the milk mustache and he made it
like horse cum in the background. Horse cum.com we were ahead of the curve bro. I'll make that the
picture for the episode. We were ahead of the curve. That's disgusting. This is fucking disgusting.
God. Dan so what are your thoughts on the the election? Have you picked a
candidate yet? Well look here's the thing man I I feel bad for Trump because of
all the vexatious litigation that he's gone through. So that's a big word. That's in the past.
No you can't overwind that. We've moved on. But here look here's the thing. Lindsey Graham he said the quiet
part out loud and he said Ukraine has 14 trillion dollars of mineral resources
all right and Russia's gonna get it and they're gonna share it with China so we
could be best friends with Ukraine they could be the richest country in all of
Europe and they could share that wealth with us and that's why we're there.
Lindsey Graham. He said that out loud a Republican and it's like whoa it's like so it's not
about this like save Ukraine humanitarian shit it's because they
could be the wealthiest country in all of Europe which look I'm actually kind of
for saying the quiet part out loud. Yeah Lindsey Graham also said like don't vote
for Donald Trump he's dangerous. Right so dude look it's I can't even get involved
in the right or the left bullshit because it's all kind of bullshit at this point
you know what I mean? Well it looks like in November you're only gonna have end
up with two choices. Yeah I guess so and look here's what it is all right it's
like we got a bolt to take off and we've got two tools a screwdriver and a pair
of pliers. Neither one of them is the right fucking tool but one's just got a chance you know one's gonna get us
into World War three but that being said there's 14 trillion dollars of pushback
against Donald Trump okay so they're gonna do everything in their fucking
power on this planet to keep him from entering office whether they have to
make up another scandal whether they've tried to drag him through the courts
it's not working. Try to shoot him in the head. They tried to shoot him in the head
dude there's gonna be a second assassination attempt mark my fucking
words. Maybe I don't know if the secret service will allow that anymore. Well
they're gonna blow up his plane they're gonna do something they're gonna take
him out because that he's not gonna stand in the way of 14 trillion dollars
of natural resources in Ukraine. So you think like the CIA and shit is run by
the Democrats? Well I don't even think it's a Republican or a Democrat thing
dude I think the whole Republican and Democrat thing is that if they want to
get something through right like say I want to get through like say going to
war in a certain country okay I if I can make that a party issue I right off the
rip I have 50% of the votes I have 50% support from the nation okay whereas
normally if we didn't have this Republican Democrat split down the line
you would only have 10% 20% of people for it 30% you know what I mean but if
you can make it a party issue boom right off the rip you've got 50% of the votes
50% of the nation's support like Ukraine. Everything's an issue now there's
nothing that's not an issue. Look how easy it was to get in a war in Ukraine
you've got 50% of the Democrats support it off the rip a humanitarian thing
that's all they have to do is pump out a bunch of feel-good stories on the
liberal media everybody fucking eats it up they've all got Ukraine flags on
their fucking car little do they know that it's all about the fucking mineral
resources to make fucking batteries. Do you think that's a Democrat thing do you
think more Democrats are in support of Ukraine? Yeah of course dude Republicans
Republicans don't want to be over there. What about Israel because there's a
bunch of fucking free Palestine protesters and they're all really liberal
right it's like the far left that are like these free and they're fucking
protesting Joe Biden Kamala Harris outside their events so I mean do you
think Republicans are like pro-Israel? I think Republicans are pro-Israel yeah more yeah
yeah for sure yeah absolutely and I would say that liberals are more see
yeah so it's like a little confusing right yeah I mean like you almost have
like the far left is against the like the regular left now so I don't know
it's it's some complicated there's some complicated geopolitical shit going on
that's a mess yeah I mean dude do I think Donald Trump is good for this
country no I think Donald Trump is a little bit like hooking up with your
cousin you know it might work in a pinch but it's not the best choice well said
Daniel I just think that fucking shit's just fucked yeah Kamala dude I can't
take another four years of this fucking yeah like at least give Donald Trump the
reign for four years and then he'll never come back dude just let him fucking
have it for four fucking years all right don't do any press conferences all right
cuz every time you do a press conference you get a fucking new you know a fucking
a clip that you could play on fucking repeat like they'll take three seconds
of the conversation they get a sound bite and it's like just don't do press
conferences dude just go behind the fucking doors in the oval office shut
the fuck up do your fucking job for four fucking years stay away from the media
and then he'll never come back that's it we'll be back on track no and then he'll
say he's running for a third term man I was watching Obama the DNC if I could
vote for him for a tenth term I would I would too it's gonna be like semi normal
he fucked this over more than any other buddy I don't think well dude you look
he started so many fucking wars yeah but that's just that's the American way
that's our export bro that's our only export fucking stopped wars okay well
that's why they don't like him cuz that's not very American is it that's
why the deep state wants to take him out dude our export is war that's the one
that pulled the troops out of Afghanistan was Biden yeah and look at
how disastrous that fucking turned disastrous for I think I understand not
for us no we fucking lost fucking billions of dollars of fucking military
equipment and lost fucking yeah and if we had stayed there we would lose twice
as much no it would over the next yeah if we're gonna continue to stay there we
would keep losing money we would keep losing yes we would get fucking blown up
if he fucking if he took out and if he if he didn't fucking rush the fucking
shit because he wanted to get it done before the 20th anniversary of 9-eleven
that was his big fucking thing he wanted to get it he wanted to get all the
troops out before the 20th anniversary of 9-eleven so he fucking cut corners on
fucking everything so what listen to me fucking Casey for five fucking seconds
because you never do you're just so fucking retarded that you decide that
you fucking you're like I'm gonna talk about fucking coming in fucking shit
that's what the podcast is about fucking we left so much fucking classified
military equipment that these fucking sand people have now they're fucking
they're using but these fucking people they just have our fucking classified
military technology now that they're just using no I promise I promise you
there's nothing they're using fucking American weapons for their fucking shitty
wars yeah bro they had stayed in Afghanistan the only thing would happen
we've lost more money lost more equipment and lost more soldiers in over
like five years I think we lost like less than fucking like 50 people we lost
ten people at the same time during the fucking yeah whenever we left the
Taliban we're gonna take over anyway it's not like we're gonna we lost ten
people in the exfil exfil dude we didn't make it out of zombies dude we fucking
we lost ten dudes but like fucking like in I think in like like ten years we
lost like 50 people and like three tanks and a couple humvees a decent amount of
humvees but humvees are you know and how long like ten years like year like we
lost like not like like like there's there's still a decent amount of people
that died but like in a war when only like less than a hundred people like die
in ten years you're doing pretty fucking good I think I think the numbers for
well I know I rack I think I rack was 3500 it was a lot of fucking people that
might have been before because I think I'm doing like the the Trump years that
I'm thinking of because they like during the Trump years we weren't really doing
operations over there we're just kind of the fuck are we doing over there dude
like why didn't we pull out after we got Osama bin Laden I feel like it's a
fucking we want to have an outpost in the Middle East because of the oil
that's literally the only reason why we want fucking people over there why we
pull out why we pull out because Biden wanted to fucking have a statement piece
that he could be like we got our people out before 9 or because there's no point
the point of being there was the fucking have a fucking oil fucking field in our
fucking terror like in our in our control but because Biden pulled out
another thing all the American wants oil that's rich because another reason why
everything fucking went to shit was because the people who we had the
fucking oil and if we had guns pointed at them we're gonna be like hey give us
more oil or we'll fucking kill you they're gonna give us a better price on
oil right and the other thing like the real thing was Saddam Hussein is he
wanted to get off the dollar the American dollar he was gonna stop
trading oil and dollars yeah and then second he did that all of the sudden we
had to go take him out like here's the thing dude like this stuff sounds
terrible at face value right it sounds like if you tell it the way you just
told it sounds terrible but the fact of the matter is is like there's wars wars
over resources have existed since the dawn of humanity right that's why since
even in the animal kingdom there's wars over resources constantly so it's really
just a war over resources and we paint it as like some sort of humanitarian
thing to get the stupid people at the bottom to go along with it because they
would never be like oh yeah let's go to let's go fucking you know fight Russia
over the resources in Ukraine nobody would be on board with that but the fact
of the matter is is we do need these resources and I would rather my team have
them than the other team it's it kind of is like them versus us man if like life's
gonna be easier for our children our grandchildren our allies the fuck yeah
dude like you got to do what you got to do fuck Russia Russia's being attacked
actually by Ukraine Moscow was under attack the other day I'm sure they're
just gonna brush it off dude like it's not even dude Russia now they're kind of
fucked they're not fazed much and you didn't also hear on the news that they
sent a Russian ship to rescue the stranded people in the space station oh
yeah I remember he said that yeah you didn't hear that on the news did you hmm
yeah doesn't doesn't fit the narrative the Russians were actually fighting a
proxy war with them and they sent supplies to our people we couldn't
couldn't get the fucking resources up there to them so I think the thing is if
the thing is our countries and our leadership hate each other the people
it's it's just like it's the whole the whole saying of the the rich send poor
people to die in war like we like the people who actually live in the country
don't want to fucking fight a war there's actually a movie I saw this
might be the picture for the for the cover of the podcast I already got Tim
Walz and his horse come I saw there was a movie actually on Netflix where there
was Russians Netflix there was Russian and American astronauts in the space
station and back on earth there was like World War three started so the fucking
astronauts started killing each other damn that would suck dude can you
imagine though I was like looking up if like any astronauts have ever fucked in
space you think getting road had his cool
but you're looking out over the earth like out the window of the fucking
space station and you're just getting
you gotta be like I am the fucking top predator
why are you limiting it to that's all I did on my gay sex
I'm Apollo 11 it's all they did on Apollo 11 was just blow each other I
mean they're there guys that are up in space for fucking what six months are
you not gonna like six days are you gonna not blow load for six months
dude they gotta have some sort of like gentlemen's agreement yeah it's called
Buzz Aldrin doing his budget if you're on the space station they probably just
consider it just like using the bathroom like you go in there and just do what
you got to do yeah you know especially like dude just in the time like in six
months you're up in space for six months all the new content that comes out you
hop on reddit fucking mature blowjobs you just imagine six months you you come
around the fucking earth and get an update you know you just download all
the damn that's what I do a lot of jerking off on the space that would be
my number one priority just go there just to dig her off that's it you launch
should make that like trips to Mars just to jerk off $125 there's actually you
know how caverns and it's like a cavern thing in Cobol skill yeah yeah well
they're actually doing like a naked day where you can just go naked through who
how caverns sounds like I thought that was a place for kids dude a lot of kids
go there oh well they're doing like a naked day for adults I guess that sounds
like somewhere I wouldn't want to be naked there has been sex toys launched
the space really yeah who Russians know that the Japanese company of course
Hachi launches a rocket in the space for masturbation and it's awareness wow
interesting sex tourism dude I just I'm so excited for Mars bro it's I think
we're really gonna we're gonna see the start of the colony on Mars in our
lifetime yeah hundreds of us so on Mars yeah dude
hundred hundred yeah now more like the fucking thousand yeah thousand because
that would be like ten years wait did you say something about going naked in
house caverns yeah they're doing five minutes they're having a new day I have
I saw that line today I'm like Facebook or something is that like an official
thing or is that just like no it's a real it's a look it's a fucking real
event that's doing good you don't want to see anybody from that area naked I
promise you dude fuck it it just seems like a be a funny time
that's it sounds like it'd be a lot of swinging decks bro fuck it it's fucking
cold in there you'd like freeze your dick off yeah it's like 40 degrees in
there there's cave yoga that's that place is creepy as fuck yeah I'm not
it's just not that cool dude it's just kind of fucking weird I know I went to
the caverns in Virginia Virginia last week that's pretty cool kind of like
cow caverns but yeah they're everywhere really yeah just think there's caverns
like that all over the place like there could be caverns like that under your
fucking property probably Virginia has a lot of caverns sweetheart tour I think
how fucking weird that is bro like you don't even know like what's below you
there could literally just be a giant fucking sinkhole your whole house could
fall on I mean it was cool it looks like yeah minecraft I would be like if I
felt if my house fell in a sinkhole and I woke up in some how caverns like place
I would be like I'm in fucking hell yes I have gone to hell yeah I don't think
that's true there's nothing on the website about no there is I saw it today
Casey shows up I don't think that's true I'm looking at right now Casey fucking
dream naked in a cave here it is how caverns I like naked and afraid knit
six-annual naked in a cavern September 28th to 2024
dude it's limited 350 guests $85 per person damn if there's some hot girls
what the hell yeah they got a menu see if there's like any fucking naked in a
cave not open to the public you will you must be naked in a cave maybe you have
to be down there to be naked like I don't know no it's I think you just have
to buy the tickets damn all right let's for tickets
would you yeah let's go damn I don't get like fucking real rip pump it up first
you know get the penis pump out yeah dangling like snuffle off I guess yeah
we'll just borrow yours Dan my penis yeah all right let's take a break we'll
be back until the podcast
where Tyler's trying to bust a nut Tyler's been getting trying to get down
to the strip club for the last three and Dan's not having it I think it was my
idea how many nuts have you busted in the strip club in your life that's an
off-the-air let's say more than you should I used to have a really like
trigger and it just went in still has a like I have a pretty light trip okay you
gotta do your kegel exercises it's not that I just get overwhelmed it's just
that's just what does it for me that's my thing you know I just like like I just
like a tease I have a question for you Dan if you if you met like a really hot
stripper right yeah and she was like like anyway things happen you're gonna
fucking fuck her and she had a new up having a dick would you still do it
no no no no no yeah like ten out of ten oh she's a ten out of ten yeah with the
day oh come on man lap dance I wouldn't if she was like that hot it wouldn't
bother me I wouldn't care well I'm saying she's a time
well would you let her fuck you no no no I don't know we know we actually was
like smoking hot though a fucking smoke show like that one that one that we
always talk about Tyler yeah she looked like that I would get a letter to me a
lap dance I don't care actually one guy it would be gay if she was a girl who
transitioned to a dude so it's like a dude with a vagina and you're like oh
yeah it turns me on that's gay that's really gay wait which one would be gay
it'd be gay if it was literally a woman who transitioned to a dude and you're
like it would be everything beard fucking yeah but has a vagina yeah that'd
be kind of good that's really fucking gay but it wouldn't be gay I feel like
the opposite is true it would be gay if she had a feel like if like it was a if
it was a guy with a vagina like a guy who fucking transitioned into a girl and
had a fake vagina that's more gay because he was a guy at one point no my
dude I'm such a headache we actually one of our one of our friends that we know
here he actually has a brother that met a transgender female like a female with
a dick and like like what do you mean were they a guy first or were they yeah
they were no no it was a guy with a dick no a woman with a dick god damn it
which one was it originally a guy it was a guy yeah the transition to a girl yeah
and so his brother met this this girl with a dick and he ended up like you
know really liking her but he didn't find out she had a dick until like after
they started having sex and he was like oh I guess you have a dick I guess I'm
fucking gay they ended up getting married yeah now it's his brother-in-law
her sister she hot I haven't seen a picture actually I should ask him if
they're fucking hot it's not gay but if they're if they're fucking now all you
gotta do is look on their social media then go to those brothers page and then
you can see it because they probably have pictures of their significant other
oh yeah do that right now I don't know if I don't know the last name I don't
even know their name but okay yeah if you're like oh I mean you can't open a
can of worms and then not fucking you know take the worms out yeah if it was
if it was so so you're going next week yeah I'll go Dan you're going next week
if Dan goes and I'm actually gonna cry and be like I can't do it it makes me
so sad who's gonna who's gonna fucking long it's been over a year dude
Freddie Peters fucking name is you don't even know what your friend's name is no
I don't know what his brother or sister's name you fucking look at that
you look at that and you go to the friends list and you see the person with
the same last name that looks like them and that's normally their fucking
sibling you fucking imbecile I haven't stalked people as on Facebook as much
as you don't it's not hard it's actually pretty easy man let's talk about some
spooky shit yeah did you ever hear the Africa no what's that so look it up on
your phone real quick you can see a picture of it but the eye of Africa is
actually really interesting because apparently it was a meteor that crashed
into the earth but if you look at it from fucking like a helicopter or from
like you know closer like to orbit space it looks like a human eye from space
like the earth has an eye it's kind of cool that's something I've been I looked
into the other day if you want to continue talking about that we can after
you see a picture of it or yeah we can talk about the Alaskan bloodfalls or the
the Antarctic bloodfalls yeah it looks crazy doesn't it it looks like an eye
what the fuck is it you said it's from an asteroid apparently it's a meteor
Wow apparently it's a golf course too but um the the Antarctic bloodfalls were a
really cool fucking thing if you want to look that up that's a really cool
fucking imagery apparently the first people that found it thought it was
actually blood coming out of the fucking ice what's it called the in the
Antarctic bloodfalls look how fucking metal it looks dude so the first people
have found it thought that the fucking Antarctica was bleeding but apparently
there's a very and like it smells like blood too
was the iron it's very rich in iron in the in the glacier and if that when they
touched it it had the consistency of blood too because of yeah irons and
blood and iron and like iron and water is pretty much what blood is yeah but
like when they touched it like they and like they did like rubbed it in their
fingers it had the same consistency of blood so they're like this is fucking
bleeding what the fuck is going on like the shining elevator yeah dude it looks
crazy doesn't it the time of the month huh yeah earth is fucking having the
period dude fucking Kamala Falls yeah that's that's a fucking doesn't get
she's 64 years old dude she doesn't get that time of the month nine huh she's
59 I thought you said 64 she was born in 64 okay she's definitely past menopause
probably yeah yeah she's definitely at 59 yeah well I think you can get
menopause when you're like there have been actually women who have gotten
pregnant when they were 65 that's insane nuts you know it shouldn't be a thing
damn but 68 I think yeah there's a whole bunch of weird shit about Antarctica
though like they they found a whole bunch of weird shit and like you have to
have a government sanction fucking like card and like like plane in order to get
to Antarctica you can't just go to Antarctica you actually have to be by
like the like the entire world counts Antarctica as a neutral zone like
there's nobody that can stake a claim in our on Antarctica it's a fucking
neutral zone of all neutral zones you can't go to it for now it is right for
now we get more military power no we have the most no but like you just take
it like even the United States is like that one look good though yeah but what
are you gonna do with it anyway research there's a whole bunch of weird shit
about Antarctica there's massive holes that just show up and then disappear
within days that's that's great that's a that's a weird thing and our ticket has
a really weird fucking like like checkered fucking history to it like
they just have holes that show up and then disappear and like they're like
fucking like super deep fucking holes that gets go down and down and down and
when they go to research it it's gone and then they had a couple fucking like
the one of the one of the people one of the one of the crews that went to go and
and like research in our in Antarctica when they they went onto the shore
there was just a random lifeboat there and they were like there's it's just a
random lifeboat there was no fucking like like sign of any human life or
anything and they went to it and they searched around and they searched like
the the absolute farthest you could go without like you know having shelter and
stuff like they did like the whole perimeter thing and that was me they
did a whole perimeter they didn't find shit like they went as far as like
they're like okay if you think you came on the shore with just this lifeboat
even with the max amount of supplies they did an entire fucking like like
perimeter from that all the way down like to where like it would be like this
is as far as you could go and survive and like these temperatures they found
nothing and then the next expedition that they went to the ship was gone the
little little lifeboat was gone just just disappeared that's fucking wild
dude yeah Antarctica and then Antarctica Antarctica is the one on top bottom oh
it's one on bottom oh dear that was actually the final jeopardy no which one
is the one on top isn't even a landmass it's just ice like Antarctica actually
has like like landmass underneath the ice that's that's a fact under
Antarctica under Antarctica is actually like an actual continent continent yeah
there's land after there's land under Antarctica that's why it's a continent
and like yeah but it's like the North Pole isn't just ice it's all ice in the
North Pole yeah but there's Antarctica and then what's the top one called the
North Pole it's not just the North Pole the Arctic the Arctic like the Antarctic
is is like the antithesis of the Arctic so the Arctic is this the Antarctic is
is the bottom you actually fly over Antarctica Antarctica to get to China
from New York no you flare over the Arctic fly over the North Pole over the
Arctic yeah yeah you could probably go the other way too if you had enough
fuel yeah cuz it's shorter to fly over the top yeah which is crazy to me that
it's like but they they gotta go around Russia now though it's like an extra
hour and a half on the yeah what if you have an emergency right it when you're
like in the North Pole here's crashing into the North Pole dude that fucking
socks there's another thing about Antarctica is they have gravity
irregularities there oh that's like an actual thing that they have actual
gravity irregularities that are just there and they can there's magnetic or
gravity both but grab the gravity ones are the ones that's the weirder ones
because like people have jumped like fucking like 15 feet and just fucking
man they were fine bro fucking north north and south switches places every
40,000 years yeah the pole shift wow it's crazy but like the North Pole is
just fucking the North Pole dude it's just but um yeah it's just it's all ice
up there even when you go there and flight sim it like bugs the game you're
gonna do that in Antarctica does what do you mean like when you fly there and
flights them everything gets all like glitchy and fucking weird and sometimes
you're not like sometimes it just crashes and freeze now yeah like people
were talking about that in line really yeah dude Antarctica is such a fucking
scary like thing because it's so in hospitable in hospitable in hospitable
cold that like like humans aren't supposed to be there like like
everywhere else in the planet like it's like it's almost like the world's like
you don't belong here type shit right like there's there's like on the very
outskirts of Antarctica you have like the polar bears and stuff the further
you get inland the Antarctica like if you get to the South Pole nothing should
survive there there's no like earthly animal that should be able to survive
yeah it's like negative 50 degrees every day yeah the coldest it ever got there
I actually looked it up was like negative 250 degrees we actually didn't
discover Antarctica until like 1890 yeah really yeah yeah yeah wow that's recent
yeah yeah the first expedition that the quote-unquote first expedition they
went there and they're like yo we finally fan out we finally found the
like the southernmost continent and they went there and there's just a French
flag there and they're like what the fuck like like like because French flag
there like the first people find it was it was either a French flag it was it
was another country's flag but like these people like did like a fucking
eight-month journey to get down there and they're like we're the first people
to actually set foot down here because like all the other ships like shipwrecked
or stuff but there was like we finally made it down and there's just a fucking
other country's flag there I wouldn't have told anybody but the thing was
country they got there and make it back no they did make it back but they they
got there literally less than a month earlier than they did no shit and they're
like what the fuck just about to do an eight-month trek and you're like nobody's
ever done this before we're gonna be the first people down there you bring your
fucking flag and you just look up and it's just like a some shitty fucking
like what the fuck I we were supposed to be the first ones here wow that fucking
blows yeah it was nuts like they like I read that and then their journey back
like the people who were the second people to technically make it there they
all died on the ship on the ship back really every single one of them wow yeah
so they're like they did all that and they're just like nope you're done
fuck dude what happened just it we didn't have the technology to get down
there at that point like like it like the eight months trek like they like half
the crew died on the way down because it was too cold oh my god they also did it
during the fucking winter like idiots yeah just make it even worse yeah so I
got least do it in the fucking summer yeah but they went down during the
winter time and then it just like unforgiving cold type shit well the
winter is opposite in Antarctica when it was here yeah but like I think they
left in like summertime of theirs but like it was winter time in Antarctica
type shit are there polar bears down there I think so or is that I don't know
does anything live there the further inland you go the less life there is I
knew I do know that right cuz it gets colder and colder yeah it gets to the
point where nothing like can live there what if we just like ran out of like a
room on earth and we had to build a colony there did if you think so
technically the closest thing to Antarctica is Mars right like that's
like besides like the lack of air and atmosphere that is the closest thing to
to Antarctica that is like you know around like the way that Mars is like
how errant it is how cold it is Mars and Antarctica are way more similar than
any other place on the earth and Mars like thing we should ship Elon to
Antarctica I feel like Antarctica would actually be a really good training
ground for Mars if we're trying to do shit right yeah it'd be like a good
place to build a colony there first to test it you know yeah but are there polar
bears and Antarctica no I feel like only in the Arctic it really feels like in
our to Antarctica is a dead zone on the planet like it's so weird when you think
about how big Antarctica is and like like I was saying everywhere else in the
planet we have people there in Artica we're like everybody's like we can't go
there like is there any animals there I don't know I think there's like penguins
on like the outskirts like that's what like I was like trying to say like on
like the like the shores of it there probably is penguins but like penguins
yeah yeah but like the further you go in the less and less life there is but
like I just really feel like how weird is it that like like like everywhere on
the planet everywhere you can sustain human life except for one place and it's
so fucking big what's going on there like if we're talking about like the
fucking freezing cold but like we're talking about like the actual final
frontier of earth is probably Antarctica what is the final frontier like we used
to have the the West is the frontier and like you know the seas is like the
frontier like the neck the last thing that we haven't actually conquered on
earth is the art is the Arctic and under the ocean yeah I don't think it's ever
gonna be like happen to what if what if it just shifts around like the earth
just moves slightly and then like we just fuck up the earth continually in
the area we're in and then it just like goes to an area where we can't so that's
we can't touch it for like that's the thing thousand years that's the thing
that it was crazy is that from space they took pictures of Antarctica and it
looks like they have pyramids and I'm Africa well dude whoa mind fucking blown
like if the earth is like shifting slightly right yeah like and we think
that there's these ancient civilizations we don't even fucking know what's
under there yeah and like in like like where we are
like we're saying there is land underneath the ice in Antarctica there
could be an entirely just lost civilization in our dark in Antarctica
just fucking there that's just frozen under the ice that will never fucking
figure out within our lifetime or our children's lifetime or whatever because
it's just so fucking right there's so much ice but like from space they saw
like weird fucking like shapes that are like you know man-made is shapes and
they're like they're like they're like it could be like the tops of like like
frozen mountains type thing but they're like it's it's a it's like trying it's
the it's like the weird triangle pyramid shape they're like it's but like no one's
been able to go out there and check because it's too fucking cold like you
can't make a fucking base it's like over like 200 miles into Antarctica type shit
so it's like you can't do that in one track you can't do that and like shit
that's like harder than fucking the it's harder than like like Mount Everest to
get there type shit by the way I opened up a new bottle of atomic rhinos
as soon as I opened the bottle I could like smell it from like all the way over here
it was like it was like fucking wet oh god that hurts my thumb oh man this stuff
seems a little strong like I have like a cut on my thumb and as soon as I open
it my thumb like this shooting pain dude that stuff I held it down here and it
just fucking punched me in the face it's like a donkey kick damn get in on us
Tyler boy will Tyler that's tough strong
it's like still in the air so join us on November 5th for a electron special oh
no I thought that was the oh when's the naked naked we should like go outside of
like the places where we vote and interview people like you know like on
the street interviews yeah like outside the polling place yeah like Untitled
Studios we would like just a dude do you believe in the moon landing there's so
much weird shit dude dude I had a fucking creepy dream last night did you I did my
I was in this actually I think it was in my apartment and my grandfather who
passed away appeared and he said he's like I came to give you a message and I
have to tell you even though I was an atheist he said you have to believe in
God what's like you have to trust me he goes I know you don't want to but once
you get to the other side you'll understand and he goes but I don't have
much longer with you because I came from a long distance to tell you that and I
don't have much longer because there's demons in the room with us and they're
listening and they didn't want me to deliver to what and so he said look in
the light right and he brings me over to the window yo and you know how like when
you when you see dust like in the air through the light like in the Sun like
shining through a window and you can see the dust in the air it was like that but
like glitter and he goes that's how they appear here to us and that's them and
they're here with us and then all that glitter started like falling in the room
oh my god and he's like all right I have to go now so he goes out the door and he
said just one more thing the Jews did 911
fucking way fucking dad dirty dad got him I don't know if any part of that story is true actually it was true
I'll tell the Jews did 911 just because my grandpa was like very adamant that
they did that's a fucking creepy dream though dude super creepy are you gonna
believe in God now or if you didn't already I've been thinking about going to
church but he was an atheist and he I mean dude that was just like it wasn't a
Jehovah's Witness no but I don't know man I was a pretty powerful dream and
it's scary that he's like there's demons in the room with us and they're trying
to stop me from delivering this message yeah yeah that's like something weird to
just like come out of your head and by itself yeah right weird so but it could
do it could be though you know humans make up like the fucking worst things in
their head right look at fucking M night Shyamalan I don't fucking know all right
let's go to a game welcome back jeopardy testing here with their 23 time winner
Tyler 23 11 time winner Dan vitamin man exactly half of Tyler's not exactly
I got going head-to-head here you guys got it then you you're coming off two
wins in a row fucking gay how you gonna cut keep off the street he won't how am
I gonna keep it up yeah well I put a little something tires drink to slow
down I think this drink is fucking me up a fresh patch and nicotine in fucking
going homie got a fresh lip and you stop doing that
like just fell over all right you got the categories today in a pickle
geographical bands national anthems I was born in this state right on the money
and stars of this film dad one last geographical bands geographical bands
for 200 you don't need to go to this continent to hear their hits on you don't
need you don't need to go to this kind to hear their hits on the final count
down no no one Europe Europe was a continent now I thought it was a
collection of countries oh that's that's a European Union yep
Tyler's we'll do the we'll do the next one for that whole shit is this fucking
loud 400 this rock band formed in 1967 is known for their use of horns in their
songs
horns geographical what is Africa no no no one the Chicago doesn't have to be
just continents 600 known for their 1971 hit a horse with no name for 800 all we
are is dust in the wind who's Kansas Kansas settled out dance big same
category thousand this band it named after road in New Jersey has been
backing Bruce Springsteen since 1972
I think I know it but I'm not gonna say it I think that's in California what is
the East Street band I'm gonna say skid row in a pickled now
national anthems I was born in this state right on the money and stars of
this film for Oh 1000 thousand Jonah Hill Seth Rogan and Michael Cera that's
so many different movies that's not fair no it's it's all three what is super
bad yes that that could be any of the fucking movies that Seth Rogan's in no
it's it's what film are all three of these people yeah but fucking they were
also in there in super bad they were in whatever we'll go the same category for
100 200 what is the category stars of this film for all three of these people
film 200 Leonardo DiCaprio Jamie Foxx and Samuel L Jackson what is the Django
Unchained Django Unchained we'll do the next one in that category for 100 James Franco
Wilhelm Duffo Toby McGuire but it's spider-man spider-man spider-man damn in a
pickle in a pickle 200 pickles are made by soaking this vegetable and Brian what
is cucumber we'll go back to movies
fuck this guy we're going back to the one I'm gonna rock for 600 Robert De Niro
Joe Pesci and Ray Lillota what is good fellas yeah I didn't hit in time damn
and a pickle fuck you 400 lots of garlic and dill are added to this kind of
pickle although they don't always follow Jewish dietary law what is kosher kosher
thing we'll go back to movies 800 Gary Oldman Christian Bale and Heath Ledger
what is the Dark Knight yeah in a pickle national anthems I was born in this
state and right on the money 200 right on the money $20 bill who's on it who's
Andrew Jackson ha and a pickle 600 children in the South enjoy pickles
soaked in this powdered soft drink what the fuck this powdered soft drink yeah
what the fuck no I don't know what is coolie what who would do that are they
are they okay in the South or not okay Dan's pick and a pickle 800 pickles are a
source of this vitamin known for its role in blood clotting vitamin K yeah
did not know that I don't know about fucking pickles Dan's back in a pickle
a thousand this type of pickle is made from small whole cucumbers what is a
baby dough
fuck small whole cucumbers
what is a gherkin god damn it baby dolls would be to baby Dill is oh shit
actually those are small whole pickles Dan I'll give you the points yes yeah
no he was right those are actually also small whole pickles Dan you got
national anthems I was born in the state and right on the right on the money
four hundred five pound no I'm not out King Charles he's on which one the monarch
is the current monarch is on all their money yeah Dan's pick yeah right on the
money six hundred you got 3400 Dan Todd's got 3200 I'll do 200 200 a dime
standing by stand by that's not a guy's name I gotta think about it take him out
stand by oh fuck I steal 10 cents the smallest coin got some wheat on the back
hold on well I'm gonna lose the points regardless yeah right if I don't take a
guess
I don't have it and there's no time limit here there is no there's not give
me a second I'm thinking about this oh man
oh wait hold on a sec fuck Thomas Jefferson he says Thomas Jefferson
I'll be FDR let's do right on the money for a hundred two dollar bill no it's
not like somebody I think Tyler Alexander Hamilton he says Alexander
Hamilton no I gave Tyler a two dollar bill one time when he won Jeopardy or
some shit I thought Thomas Jefferson oh fuck my ass fuck it hard dance right on
the fucking money for a thousand a hundred sorry go ahead a hundred rupee
no fucking sounds like a venereal disease just time it out is it Gandhi
Gandhi got shot by the way he's like the nicest guy no he's not he slept with
fucking ten-year-old girls every night because he wanted to protect against
his lust then you got national anthems and I was born in this state I was born
in the state for 200 Taylor Swift what is Pennsylvania oh yeah
yeah all right guess I'm born in this state for a hundred pitbull oh that's a
tough one what is Florida Florida nice nice Miami
let's do this for a thousand thousand Stephen King because every single one of
his books takes place in fucking Maine actually I actually read a fucking whole
autobiography if I hit by him and every other word was fuck it was fuck yeah
because he wrote an autobiography in every other word and it was like fucker
shit I don't think he's stable he's not I see madam he's a real yeah he's a
fucking bad a buck signing no no I was on vacation and he was at the restaurant
that I was at and my he kind of had like his own like little like booth like away
from everybody in the corner but I was going to the bathroom he was in like the
bathrooms in the back corner of the thing and I walked by him he gave me the
dirtiest fucking look I'm like I'm going to but yeah we'll do states for 600 yeah
for 600 got 3,800 dance got 2,600 200 John F Kennedy what is Massachusetts
damn
800 Barack Obama what is Hawaii oh yeah god damn it god damn it and you got
this coming back you got national anthems for the full category for 200
you got to put on your headphones you got to guess this national anthem my
headphones please don't you're gonna have to guess this nationally anthem for
the 200
what the fuck is this we'll sing a song a soldier song what cheering rousing
chorus yeah dad I didn't even know it's the only one yeah 400
what is France yeah Napoleon like I fucking listen to Napoleon and he
fucking made that Tyler for 600 yeah we'll do that what is Russia or Soviet
Union the USSR
Russia Tyler for 800 I'll wait till that goes down
yeah fucking Tyler you you you like to learn what is the United Kingdom was
the United Kingdom none of us get the points you can't rock it out and then
you're like no and I buzzed in again so neither of us get the points or I get
the points you decide because you can't buzz it and then listen to it
lock it out and be like oh that's uh and then before it even starts get the points
get the fucking points look up is it England or is it the United Kingdom it
is actually the United Kingdom no I'm not fucking accepting that that's gay as
fuck that is so gay I did not give the right answer I gave the fucking right
actually was not England England is the United Kingdom you fucking know the
final jeopardy last time is actually England Scotland Wales and Northern
Ireland everybody knows God save the Queen okay and what country has a
fucking Queen what could it be they don't have a queen anymore fucking as of
September of last year you got our final pick national anthems for daily double
you got Dan's got 3,600 times got 5,800 I think I'll wager 600 wait hold on a
sec wait he's got 58 yeah I've got what 36 how do you get so far ahead
fuck oh that's doing some quick quick maths it's I'll wager a wager thousand
everybody here all right a thousand down for a thousand here we go
fucking
don't give them more time that's all you need you can't know they're gonna say the word
closet they're gonna say the country
Jesus fucking crazy easiest one beside this is the fucking easiest country on
the planet
oh
Not good for your fucking body.
Come on, we got it.
This is super torquey.
No weapons, you just have to do this.
You just have to do this.
Don't go down.
There's a slow answer.
Can you play it again?
No!
Play!
Yeah.
No.
Oh wait, what is Canada?
Oh Canada!
This is the most...
Oh shit!
This is the most rigged game of all time.
Casey makes the game rigged against me because he's a fucking asshole.
I say the right fucking thing and this motherfucking thing...
England is not the right answer!
England is the right answer.
I will spit on you Casey.
I will literally spit on both of you.
I will spit in your mouth.
You fucking cum goslars.
You fucking motherfuckers.
You are the absolute worst people and I can't wait until you're both dead and I can piss on your grave.
I'm so happy you're both a living me so I can piss on your corpse.
You fucking goslars.
We go to file a jeopardy.
Das got 4600, Tau's got 5800.
I will piss on your grave.
Oh my lord.
I can't wait until you die so I can piss on your grave.
Dan especially because he's the biggest cheater here.
I didn't cheat at all.
I gave the right answer.
No you didn't.
I gave the right answer and Casey was like,
Technically on Reddit it says the United Kingdom is actually the correct term.
Your category is US history.
Fucking whatever.
Great.
Fantastic.
What's it like to get the game handed to you, Kate Dan?
You're winning Tyler.
What's it like to get the fucking game handed to you?
You're still winning.
Whatever, fuck you.
Can't wait until you die.
Oh my god.
Can't wait to piss on your corpse and exercise your fucking weird fucking spirit.
Throw you back into hell where you belong.
No, let me think here.
You are the absolute worst.
We have a close one here folks.
Dan, you're having a good time right now.
You said the fuck is over dude.
Alright, I got your wagers.
Question is, this 20th century president was the only one to serve as president without being elected either president or vice president after his predecessors resignation.
That was a lot of words.
That's a lot of words.
This 20th century president was the only one to serve as president while being elected without being elected president or vice president after his predecessors resignation.
So he was president without being elected president or vice president and his predecessor resigned.
The only one in the 20th century or the only one in history?
Actually the only one in history actually.
Fuck, who is that?
It's not Jimmy Carter.
Fuck.
No.
Time's up.
Oh, and the tables are turned.
Oh no, because everybody else gets a minute.
Oh, I see.
Tyler, you got it.
Fuck, what the fuck was that?
I kind of want to take this out of the package.
Yeah.
Should I?
Yeah.
Or should we keep it as a collector item in the package?
I don't know because if you leave it in the package, it's like worth a lot more than taking it out.
Right.
I don't know if that's like a collector's item.
It's exclusive.
It's only 20 bucks.
Oh shit.
What kind of...
I guess we got to leave it in the package.
I kind of want to take it out though.
They sent you the fucking message already.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Dan says, who is Herbert Huber?
That's incorrect. He bet zero dollars.
He's still got 4,600.
Tyler says Gerald Ford.
That's correct. He bet 3,600.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, damn it.
Tyler wins.
Tyler, you came through after the long thing.
Who was the president that did not get elected as vice president or former president?
Yeah, after his predecessors' resignation.
I was trying to fucking think. I could see his stupid ass fucking blimey face.
After Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was president.
Yeah, and I was thinking about it.
And then I remember the Saturday Night Live sketch where fucking Dan Cardy's like,
Gerald Ford, dead today at the age of the 80s.
I'm like, that's his fucking name. There it is.
No, as soon as he said the catagory, I just said, I'm not going to do it.
Tyler's 24th win. Let's go.
I was thinking about my Gerald Ford.
Because I'm like, ow.
You're right there, Dan.
But Gerald Ford, because I'm like, it was after Nixon.
I knew it was after Nixon. And then I'm like, fuck.
And I'm like, OK. So Gerald Ford.
Because it's not Ted Roosevelt. It's not FDR. It's not Eisenhower.
OK. He's just going to name every president that he likes.
All right. Well, thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.
And email us.
Oh, you don't want to go longer?
Oh, I thought you were done.
You want to name some more presidents that are older?
That's how we're just going to figure it out. Tyler naming presidents.
Keep it up. Keep going. Keep naming some.
I love it.
I would do a lot of fucking.
Speaking of the microphone.
If you could tone down the.
You hear this mad rambling in the background over the jeopardy music.
OK. It ended.
So I've had some fucking I've had some weird fucking dreams as of late
as well as you did.
But like I had one that was the weirdest one that I've had in a while.
This one isn't even as scary. It's more just like surreal.
So I had to go back to high school, which is a very like common dream that you have.
So I had to go back to high school. But when I looked outside, it was a fucking like entire universe.
It wasn't like the outside of my school. It was like space.
So I'm like, OK, that's fucking weird.
But everybody that I went to high school with was there.
But they're all the age that they are currently.
And it started off normal enough besides, you know, like the space outside.
And then I ended up fucking going like it just kept on getting more and more surreal.
And like you had to live at the school and like.
Everybody was like the same way that it was.
And my me and my my ex girlfriend had to live together in like one of the school classrooms like together.
And just progressively got fucking weirder and weirder.
And like one day I woke up and she was fucking like had like fucking six arms.
And she had fucking six tits as well.
Like that. That's and she was completely naked just hanging on the wall just saying we I can't even remember what she was saying,
like she was like I can't remember what she said.
I could remember like it was like a fucking crazy shit.
And I went out in the hallway and everybody was turning into different types of animals just like.
But like not in the way that like they weren't like that, like animal they were like people in the form of animals like like their skin was still skin like people like that.
Turned the page just became like wider and like just like kind of like walked around.
And it was like really fucking weird and surreal type shit.
people and you're like that person's turning into like like my my fucking ex-girlfriend turned to a spider
fuck a couple guys turned turned into pigs some people were like fucking like i don't even know
how to describe it like a a human chicken like their arms were bent backwards and like they were
like everybody was completely naked too it was like fucking like their arms were bent backwards
and then like shit like people other people were not even turning into animals they're turning into
like fucking like creatures and shit and i'm like what the fuck is happening right now like it was
like really fucking creepy like it wasn't like it wasn't even like scary it was more like what
what's going on like i'm trying to figure out but i was i wasn't turning into anything like i was
just kind of doing that and then eventually um towards the end of it i started like having
physical changes and i started getting fucking claws but like they were like they weren't they
were like fucking almost dragon-like things and like that was like what i was like kind of doing
and then it just ended like my fucking dream like what the fuck is going on there i'm eating some
moonshine peaches oh shit you want a moonshine peach i'm good no i don't want to get uh pulled
over yeah intoxicated from eating peaches it's like not even a good way to get a dwi it's like
isn't that what jimmy had to drink i had two peaches didn't jimmy carter like grow up on a
peach farm or is that peanuts yeah there's actually a jimmy peanut in in his fucking hometown it's a
giant peanut with his peanut with a scary ass grin like look up jimmy peanut it's like it's
a fucking scary ass fucking looking thing i would but i'm eating moonshine peaches fucking jimmy
peanut i think that's the name of it but like like fucking just dreams are so surreal yeah dude i i
had another one a couple weeks back where i was a ghost and i i could fly so i was i was flying
around like my hometown and i said oh let me go to the high school see what's up there and it was
like way in way in the future that's fucking weird it was like wait way in the future
fuck and there was like the high school was like abandoned okay but i like i like flew up to the
window right like just and just hovered there and like looked in and there was a silhouette of a
person just sitting in there like staring out like just a silhouette of a person still in the high
school and it's like this had been so long that the high school was like abandoned and it was like
like what is somebody still doing in the high school and it's like like somebody's soul is still
back there still stuck there it was like a stuck soul it's weird dude so this isn't anything to do
with something scary but like it was just funny but um there was an abandoned like school in my
in my hometown that like was just abandoned for like at least like 30 40 years just kind of sitting
there and they were eventually started turning it into apartments it's apartments now but like
but like before then it was just a fucking just empty school and um me and my friends broke into
it one day and like just started like exploring it but it was just when they were surveying it
with like the fucking like the dudes who were like going through like time like like checking out the
rooms and stuff and they fucking were like hey get the fuck out of here little did i know i ended
up working with the guy later in life at my current job who was surveying that and and was the one that
chased me out of the school oh really yeah like it was like a weird coincidence thing and i'm like
yeah and i'm like because he because like he is telling me like about that i'm like like school
one he's like yeah yeah we're and i'm like in your hotel i'm like yeah and i'm like do you remember
where when you were going through that did you chase a couple kids out when they broke into school
you're like yeah i'm like that was me that was me like it was like a weird like little fucking
thing now i'm like it's a weird coincidence that kind of happened with that now it's funny yeah
but like it's it's a coincidence isn't shit or i i just segueing into that is always a weird thing
like sometimes where you're like is this actually a coincidence or is this like something else going
on type shit right but like it just like fucking the whole thing i think it's been like there's a
whole bunch of lore and shit that i've been looking into like um the gospel of judas is a
fucking weird one i don't know if you ever heard of the gospel of judas it's a no it's a it's an
apocryphal book of the bible that was the gospel that judas wrote himself and there's it's a
blasphemous fucking like uh like thing but in it it basically says that judas was the real person
who sacrificed everything for humanity oh god no but like like if you listen to it you're kind of
you're gonna be like i kind of see where they're getting that but jesus was the perfect being like
went through did that judas literally got himself damned to hell and damned throughout history
because he was the one that betrayed jesus so jesus could fulfill his prophecy and if the
per if we're going for the person who sacrificed literally everything even his eternal soul to
damnation to help jesus get to his actual prophecy when you actually look at it in in the the lens
that they're trying to make you look at it judas was the one who made the ultimate sacrifice of
his eternal soul to save the entire world so he's the one that actually took on the sins of everybody
because jesus was the one that took on the sins and died on the cross for everybody but judas was
the one who who started that and actually took all the hate of the entire world on himself because
jesus has all the love of the world judas took all the hate of the world and put it onto himself and
damned himself to eternity to do jesus's prophecy so like it's a weird like thing like i don't know
if i agree with it type thing but like it's just an interesting like thought like going through it
being like that's actually kind of like he he he kind of sacrificed himself at the end for
everything type shit and like like a different way to look at it you're like that's kind of
that's that's a that's a interesting way to look at it um there's also you ever hear of um
um fuck the lucifer lucifer syndrome no so the lucifer syndrome is that everybody's like one bad
day away from becoming a monster i certainly am but like like it took things like the stanford
prison experiment and shit and they're like you give a person a certain amount of power it's going
to corrupt them it's like even even the best people if you give them a certain amount of power
it's going to corrupt them because like power will corrupt people always you're not going to
be in power without being corrupted eventually because it's just that's just how power works
and like the whole thing with like lucifer lucifer syndrome lucifer lucifer something it's
something lucifer like gene or whatever but like it's kind of like the whole thing where
good people can turn into monsters through different external uh stimuli like people who
like people who've been to war people who have you know been in like prison you know a whole bunch
like it doesn't like people don't just start off evil like something happens to them like everybody
who was evil was wanted to be a good person at least once in their life type shit and like the
whole like thing with like lucifer like syndrome like it just eventually something snapped in them
they ended up just becoming these monsters but like it's it's it's kind of trying to show you
that you're not that far from becoming a monster yourself right like all that whole shit like it's
a it's a it's a like actual like study that people did they're like like you're you're like most
people are one fucking like snap away from becoming fucking like another hitler type shit i think
i think if we went without meals for a couple days we'd see a lot of people start killing people
for food and like you want to you want to think that you're a good person everybody wants to think
that they're a good person but you stole a pen from your work before you got one right here
but like like it's like little things like that they're like you don't think that's evil but like
it's just little things that can keep taking away type at you like oh you stole a pen from work you
fucking told a lie to a co-worker you uh you you um stole from the fridge when when you're like
i'm fucking hungry there's no name on it i'm gonna take the food type shit what's something you've
lied about like when you were a kid like a big lie or like a like like just like stupid shit i just
think of stuff sometimes like like why the fuck did i do that like shit when i was a kid like um
i told i backed my lawnmower like i had a ride on lawnmower at my parents house i backed it up into
a window and i shattered the window and i just covered it up for like fucking two months because
it's like it was like like the outside like sunroom like thing it was just for storage
and my dad just looks like what the fuck happened i'm like i just i backed the lawnmower up into it
but i didn't you know talk about it right but like i was just like like a stupid thing like that i was
just like i just backed it up and it was like one of the windows that was like double layered so like
the internal layer was like yeah the the internal layer was fine but the external layer had like was
shattered so if you looked at it just from like you know from a distance it looked like it was fine
until you like went up you're like that thing's fucking broken what the fuck but like yeah i just
backed it up and just smashed the window and but like when you're when you're on a lawnmower and
it's fucking like roaring and you're just fucking listening to music in your headphones you don't
hear a fucking sound so like i was just doing it and i didn't recognize that i did it until like
i was almost done and like i was doing like the raking around like oh fuck i should have that
window yeah damn yeah i mean that's not that big of a deal i was thinking like i uh when i was like
14 or 15 i i used to snowboard but i like couldn't do like anything like fancy yeah like i would just
like i could just like snowboard normally like grind like carve down the mountain yeah you know
like do a little rail stuff but that's it but i told my friends at school i'm like oh yeah i can
do like 180s dude 360s like yeah dude i'm sick and then we went on a fucking ski trip with the school
and you didn't do any i couldn't do any of that shit and uh i actually had a legit snowboard right
but um i had one i had cracked it no it was like it was a really nice one so i had to use one that
we made at the school that was like our school made legit snowboards it was like part of a tech
class yeah you could literally take like snowboard manufacturing 101 that's insane yeah and mine had
the blink 182 stomping rabbit on it oh that's cool yeah you could put like whatever you wanted on it
but yeah it was cool it was like it was modeled after like a Burton supermodel snowboard yeah
yeah so anyway i used that snowboard and it was like not cool to use because like we made them
at the school so everybody knew like oh that's your that's your shop class snow yeah so my buddy i
would get back in the bus after i fucked like one of my bindings popped off coming down the mountain
because they're homemade snowboards right like they're pretty good but they're not like 100
percent like there's imperfections in them right so um anyway we get back in the bus after the trip
and my one buddy and this other girl i was friends with they're like dude you fucking suck yo i was
like oh you're punching the gut like dude why why did i even fucking lie about that so kids just lie
about dumb shit and like segue it's like why not just be like yeah dude i'm really not that good i'm
like trying and just be honest instead i was like i told him like yeah i can do all these fucking
tricks and shit and and then when it came down to it i couldn't do anything it's like so segueing
from that into embarrassing moments as a kid yeah um i have one that i think about to this fucking day
um we had a fucking like in the shower like you're like
i fucking like fucking like look at it i'm like oh god like so we had a uh a thing like a first
slam poetry at school okay this like but like they like we had to do like a project for class
and i'm just really good at bullshitting like type thing so i just kind of i memorized like a shitty
stupid poem but i talked like the way that i talked through it made it sound so much better
than it was so then they're like oh you're really good at this we're gonna have you do it like in
like the like the private like thing with the school and i'm like okay and you can't use the
one that you use for for this though i'm like fuck slam poetry is so fucking stupid it was
but like it gave us free pizza and shit so i'm like i'm gonna fuck they got out of class and
you got free pizza so i went up there and i didn't memorize a completely other thing i just
was up there and i started saying shit and i just started stumbling over every fucking word
oh no and i stumbled and i stumbled and i stumbled and i was like i was fucking beet red by the end
of it yeah and like fucking there's like girls that like i had a crush on in there and they just
watched me make a fucking ass of myself up there and i kind of just like to this day i'm like oh
how old are you i was like 17 at this point like i was like fucking like old enough where i'm like
i can feel shame but like i'm like oh my god like i'm 26 years old and i fucking remember that day
vividly yeah like i'm just sitting like i fucking like imagine myself back up on that fucking like
stage thing just being like and i have a stutter i got like speech therapy for it but like when i
get stressed out i stutter and i was stressing myself out and i'm just going and and and and and
and i'm like fuck you just froze tyler started glitching and then like like it had to the point
where like my english teacher had to come up and she just like kind of put her arm around me she's
like okay it's just it's all right hey you're really good at that let's do that in front of
a bigger audience yeah and i'm like fuck dude and like dude i have one of those same moments
i think i told it before which one about reading the bible verse in church i had to read like one
chapter out of the bible in front of my whole congregation yeah and i didn't like prepare for
it at all anything and i did i'm super nervous public speaking 14 years old and my parents are
like oh yeah you're gonna join the fucking school where it's called school like the church school
yeah where you like go up and learn how to like public speak and stuff so uh they just uh sent me
up there i was so nervous right dude just like like stuttering through the entire thing like
and you're just so broken and like hearing my own voice in the microphone yeah echo back and it was
so bad dude i fucking left church and cried and my dad comes out he's like what what happened
it was so embarrassing dude i think about that till this day and i'm just like it's not the first
time a 14 year old left church and cried right right yeah did you ever do the thing like where
you were supposed to like go up and read what you had like a fucking raging boner because you know
in high school you couldn't church no no in high school like i because like like in high school you
still don't know how really to control it it's kind of doing its own thing at that point right
and i'm like sitting there and like all right mr lee can you come up i'm like no
and they're like my teacher's like what do you mean no like get get up here fucking read the thing
like no he's just like like i'm gonna send you to in school suspension if you don't come up i'm like
i would rather do that and he's kind of like oh oh do you think you knew like i think he kind of
like the gears like started turning because like i was like i wasn't like the kid to be like yeah
doing this shit he's just like like he kind of like was confused and he's just like oh and i was kind
of like doing like one of these things like i was like covering myself and he's just like
all right uh it's fucking ted come up and do it obviously he's having some issues over there
there yeah what's that what's that what's an embarrassing memory that you think of to this
day casey because we just we did because like i i fucking think of that to this fucking day
yeah like what do you like are there any ones from when you were younger that you just like
oh my god i literally think of that on like a like a weekly basis no not that i can think of
at the top of my head but there probably was a lot i tried to just like put them out of my fucking
head because they're so embarrassing and did you ever say like a fucking joke to like a teacher
or like a like a like a like a coach or something that you thought was gonna really land with them
and they just tell you to like there's like yeah that's fucking great let's let's go like do this
shit like i told my coach because i was he he told me that he used to like like this movie
like a like a football i forgot which one it was but like when we were doing something like like
he is like all right uh lee starter blah blah blah like thing like going on like the the list
and i said like a quote from the movie like really loud and excited and he just goes yeah hey how
about you never do that again i'm like oh man wow yeah it's just like like i thought this was like
i thought it was gonna be like a bonding moment with my coach he was like yeah don't ever do that
again he's like shut the fuck up yeah we're being serious right now i'm like okay just shot down
i had i hate that like that like like i know all the things in the world me being shot down
so blatantly just just destroys me like my confidence is like a peak high and it just
immediately kamikazes down into the fucking ocean right like i'm like oh fuck dude like i thought i
was good i thought this was gonna land i thought we were gonna have like a you know a moment here
and you're just like no you actually never do that again actually fuck you i'm like i'm sorry what
did i do yeah i i did have a moment like that actually it was like on the first day i'm not
gonna say the teacher's name was on the first day of medic school and uh i i forget exactly how it
went down but it was something like uh it was a rhetorical question and i answered it and the
teacher was like okay was it the cop i'm not gonna say who it was no but i ended up being somebody i
really liked after that okay right but this was the first day and you're just an asshole emt
yeah right yeah and i answered the question he goes okay that's great oh my god and then carried
on like and i was like oh apparently that was a rhetorical question that wasn't supposed to be
answered out loud like oh good good for you and then like yeah dude that's rough one of my favorite
teachers though but in that moment i was just so embarrassing i did i got up and went to the
bathroom i did one of those things in emt school like when i was still like just like it wasn't
even emt yet like i was just in emt school and i didn't know anything about like you know ems or
anything like that and like they're talking about like you know like what you do in the station like
when you're not doing stuff and like for whatever reason my fucking 17 year old no my my my freshly
18 year old brain was just like but like what about the showers and like he's like what the
fuck do you mean what about the showers like like what like what if you're in the shower
and you get a call and he just goes shut the fuck up i'm like i think he thought i was trying to be
an asshole but i was like asking a genuine question because like it like it popped in my head i'm like
what if you're in the shower what do you do if you're in the shower and you get a call i don't
i've been in the shower and got calls i just get dressed and go to the call exactly i take i take
you wait long enough there won't be a call i take a shower after my shift that's like if like if i if
i have a shower at work i take a shower after my shift because i'm paranoid i used to shower like
after almost every shift at mohawk towards the end yeah i just didn't want to bring that shit well
no actually it wasn't towards the end it was when i had my bmw because i didn't want to bring that
fill in my bmw so i showered like every shift to wash off the fucking mohawk at the work though
yeah oh did you ever do did you ever have a moment where you just got completely shot down
like by like a person that you you respected yeah probably again but i don't remember because
you just not remember your fucking childhood listen i had these jimmy carter peaches and they're
pretty strong um there's a couple other ones that i can think of i think dude there was one kid in
my class that uh was spouting off answers right just sitting at the front of the class they're
fucking nodding with the teacher as he's going spouting off answers before he said them and he
goes why don't you shut the fuck up right and then he goes rain man right that's so funny you know
what i'm talking about yeah yeah i remember at mohawk one time there's this uh this female
supervisor that we like to uh you know crush on is it the incident yeah the one that the incident
was about so she was dispatching one day and she like i talked about the incident off there was a
there was a kid who had a cardiac arrest right and we we were like so much closer i remember
than this one unit we were so much closer to this call than this one unit and she sent the the
fucking farthest away unit to the call so the kid i'm probably not her fault but the kid ended up
dying and then one one day we were just in the station i go hey you remember the time you killed
that kid oh my god oh no she's like that actually makes me feel really good jesus damn that is
smoke i feel like an asshole but you did kill the kid that kid was probably already dead let's be
honest yeah well with the fire department you know oh my god jesus christ yeah that dude like
there's another one like like i i respected my coaches to no end type shit like when i was in
high school um but like it's just like i i kept on thinking i was gonna have these bonding moments
with them and it always just got shot down yeah and like i was like i was getting my uh my hands
taped up before the game and like i was sitting there and uh my coach is actually a firefighter
for the city that we worked in like he's a he's a lieutenant but like i was talking to him and i was
like yo and like he like my dad was friends with them like they're like he was like he played
football with my dad so i told him a joke that my dad told me that he said and he just goes like he
just goes yeah and he'd go yeah and he go and then he said his name was shefied you know like get it
like you guys used to say and he just goes hey um how about you don't take our fucking jokes next
time make up your own and i was like fucking man i just keep getting fucking railed wow i'm like
jesus christ i'm trying to have like a a cool conversation with you just keep getting shot
i just keep getting fucking shot down but my i think my my favorite time this wasn't to do with
me but i was like a bystander for it and it was really funny um jesus my uh he's got two packs
of cigarettes in front of him my my coach was like my uh like i was over with the linemen because
that's where i was uh but like the uh the linebackers were like doing like a drill or
something and like our captain was just having like like one of like the other captains because
it was me uh our quarterback a linebacker and then the safety were the captains and uh our linebacker
captain was just like he was having like a rough day or something like his girlfriend broke up with
him or something so he kept on like fucking up the drills and my coach went up to him and he just
goes hey you're gonna act like a fucking captain today and you know do the drill correctly and he
just like coach i'm just having a rough day and he just goes i'm just i'm trying to do this and he's
like i'm like i'm trying to do like how a captain is gonna be he's like yeah guess what you're not
a fucking captain you're a fucking pussy and then went over and kicked a trash can and it like went
like 20 feet in the air he goes how about you take a fucking lap and i'm like whoa and like everyone's
kind of was like whoa whoa this isn't fun anymore let's just stop being fun yeah like it's like weird
shit like that i'm like why do people take shit so seriously dude yeah it's like i have a hard time
taking shit seriously that makes no difference like in my life you know yeah it's like like a
football game so it's not gonna make a difference in anything so another one of my my football
coach this didn't have to do with me i was just another bystander for this one but um my my one
coach had a uh a um uh a light-skinned wife like just like he's like a come like you look at this
guy you're like this guy's the whitest guy on the fucking planet but he had a light-skinned wife
and this one kid was like talking about how he's just like ah man i don't like them black girls like
type like this kid was like a fucking like country bumpkin like actual like racist dude and he's like
and like my coach like went over and he's like what do you mean like you don't like them he's
like well what about like what about like the the light-skinned girls he's like those ones are even
worse and he just goes yeah well um i'm married to uh one of those so how about you uh take a lap
and you don't stop until uh practice is over and this was this was at the beginning of the practice
wow so this kid's running around for an hour and a half just running damn that sucks yeah and like
the kid like threw up and he's like how would you keep going the kid was um can't do that so he's
talking about the coach who was like a adult right yeah oh so so it was just the kid yeah i would
have made him run fucking all practice and the next practice he's like hey how about you take a
lap and you don't stop until practice is over and i'm like jesus christ this kid's just fucking
this is like yeah keep going keep fucking going damn yeah dude there's fucking a whole bunch of
weird shit and then like fucking just like oh my god like there's a whole like high school was just
like a parallel universe man it really was i remember my first day in high school i was in
the remedial english class because i was fucking stupid you were the one in ten so i was in the
remedial english class and this fucking kid that i i knew like my whole life he was a fuck up he's
in prison now if that'll give you a a information on how this kid is um he comes in he's like nah
man fuck this fuck you i ain't doing this and he just goes hey you go out that door you're getting
suspended and he's already out the door and then i just see his fucking head peeking he just goes
huh i ain't getting suspended fuck you and he did like a weird like like grabbing his cock motions
and then he just ran down the hallway you know i'm like well this is my first day in high school
what the fuck's going on man this kid was like a fucking junior in remedial freshman english
dude i had a good time in high school i was a spaz bro i used to just like i just used to do
anything to get a laugh out of somebody oh yeah i would just my biggest thing is i would run as
fast as i could down the hallway and hit the lockers head first right like i'd stick my hand out so it
was like a cushion yeah and then i'd bounce off like five feet right like your life was a 90s movie
so like people regularly teachers would come running oh my god is he okay all the time dude
i just do that and they were so happy that i was okay that i would never get in trouble because
they were just so scared and freaked out that like oh my god he's dead like i'd be like i'd say to my
buddy like in gym class i'd be like dude as we're going along like we're playing hockey like whatever
that is like with the ball and stuff like a puck i'm like dude just hit my legs as hard as you can
with a stick and i'll fall to the ground so hard but we're gonna make this look really real
right so my buddy's like bam hits my legs with a stick like and i fall flat on the ground teachers
like whoa whoa whoa everybody stop he's a dude are you okay but i'd make it look really real but i
knew he was gonna hit me so i like threw my weight with it you know but i used to do shit like that
all the time dude and just get like just get people cracking up dying there's another stupid
thing that i did i was like when i was a freshman in high school i was really fucking small like i
didn't hit my growth spurt till i was like in sophomore year like i was like fucking like
middle school height as a freshman and um i could fit in the lockers like i could actually fit in
like the smaller lockers like like not like the small small lockers but like they're like long
ones but they're like pretty thin so as like a joke i would like always like hide in my locker
and like pop out at people and then people started realizing that i did that so then people just locked
my locker when i was in it they locked you in the locker locked me in the locker no shit and i was
like yo i can't open it yo i can't open it what the fuck i'm like begging on it i'm like help
help so i'm like fucking stuck like this i'm going help help me out you can suffocate like that if
you're like if you can't breathe yeah but like it was just fuck i'm like i'm like this will be real
funny i'm gonna keep popping out of my locker and there was like i'm gonna lock your fucking locker
like and like the fucking janitor came along he's like what what were you doing
he's like did you get put in there i'm like i put myself in there like i wish i i wish i was like
you know bullied or something like he got put in there like no i just i just put myself in there
i worked with this one guy at work who's a tech and he uh used to work uh ems with me he we used
to be partners like back in the day i was is he gay yeah and i'm like i'm telling him about the
podcast and i uh i mentioned dan i'm like you remember dan delaney he's like yeah he was like
is he okay he's like spaz it out all the time he was like he was always just such a spaz
and i'm like yeah no i think he just had like 80 g or something
i used to go into the break room do you remember and i would like fall on the fucking
on the floor yeah i would like trip over the last stair and just like
fall on the floor and start like convulsing there's too much fucking energy i don't have
that kind of energy anymore i know that's because you you got to get back on the vitamins
it's not the vitamins i gotta get back testosterone right it wasn't testosterone dude i just used to
eat like so much fucking sugar that was like 90 of my diet dude literally the first thing on the
way to mohawk i would always get like five granola bars and a cup of coffee and just dude i put like
yeah i just dump it full of sugar right and i'd probably drink four of those a day and i was like
i don't understand why i'm anxious all the time dude because you don't drink fucking water like
i did i didn't drink water for probably for a decade of my life i know i just didn't drink it
i didn't see the need for it because i was like i was always drinking coffee yeah the entire time
the entire time i worked at mohawk i don't think i drank a bottle of water my favorite was the first
time i ever met casey he was my he was my preceptor he was my first ems preceptor and um he you know i
i still have it i still have the the first message that he sent me on on facebook messenger and it's
fucking hilarious he goes the first message i ever got from him this was the second day i met i'm
gonna look up my first message keep going and he goes and the first message that i got from him
verbatim is hey if you get lost in the med let me know that was the first thing that he ever sent to
me like we became friends on fucking facebook and then he immediately sends me that because i was
fucking in the bathroom at the med it's a it's a scary place it's like if you ever get lost in the
just let me know it's a big confusing place and then he sent me a fucking uh he sent me a uh a
chart of how to write a pcr like the fucking like the bracket thing and i still use that to this day
like the the bracket that i made from that like i obviously tweaked it to my own like bracket but
like still almost the same exact thing and i'm still using it to this day i like it i'm going
i'm going way back dude holy shit oh i don't have my messages saved from like that far back i'm at
2017 right now damn you have your messages from that far back yeah they're all in there and
messing around yeah let me see if i can get it verbatim because oh i'm getting to the ambulance
sessions dude let me see i gotta go back past this is all us hold on 2016
let me go all the way back that's uh 2019 do that shit hold on a sec the first thing i said to you
is march 1st 2016 i forgot about that it says i told you i reported some guy's post
i said this guy is a clown and he said this casey fag really has no clue whatsoever
some some fucking post somebody posted something i said i reported it i told you
i told you yeah so this is my and you said thanks laugh out loud thanks this is my this is my actual
thing mind you this is at 305 am oh dude that was the fucking the uh the firefighter oh yeah
the firefighter that threatened me on facebook because i got a political argument
he's like if i ever see you on a call you better stay away from me so mind you this is 305 am
if you ever get lost in a med call me hashtag vape nation and then uh the the the same day at
the same day at 5 28 am smoking big joints and amish the next day at 8 am yo they moved you into
seven with me thanks and i said thanks for letting me know then there's a picture of me vaping
and i go hey can you can i can i pick up my check at the station or just like how do i do that
he goes yeah just go to central
central damn
let's see hold on a sec i got a gem here let's see if it plays if this plays i would be oh 404 not
found no ambulance sessions podcast not found damn well um i sent this to key this was a facebook
status post of mine from uh march 17 2017 being irish isn't something to brag about it's basically
a step above downs and two steps above being native american i'm gonna tell that to casey
no i was gonna post it but i didn't actually oh my god i was so cringy i'm like we're gonna save
some lives tonight really i'm feeling it today casey i was gonna send this to you
or no i was gonna i sent this to you it was a facebook status i was gonna post it said being
irish isn't something to brag about it's basically a step above downs and two steps above being
native american this thing with the irish has been going on a long time with me i know you got a lot
of uh qualms against the irish yeah got some things this is fucking jimmy carter liquor strong
dude i gotta hit that stair stepper baby yeah all right it's time to go we've made that last long
enough oh my god the strip club closed and remember fucking the whip your cock out fucking call
whip your dick out bro bro there were like six hot chicks in there two ugly ones trying to keep your
dick in your pants bro whip your dick out bro you know jimmy carter has outlived our all our
predictions god damn what is gonna die is he the oldest president yeah he's almost 100 now but i
mean has any other president lived to 100 nope really he was just he lucked out he got it was
an easy time to be fucking president no stress yeah it was 70s yeah anyway if you like this
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least nine or ten feet tall okay then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
government
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
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next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are
going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to
sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to
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