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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, Episode 81.

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The Anger Episode.

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Tonight's the night we get a noise complaint called on us.

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Here with Ali Mackin, Tyler who's angry for some reason.

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Tyler, why are you angry?

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Why do you gotta be angry, bro? I'm so angry.

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Going off about Kamala Harris in the chat, I mean... Kamala Harris is a fun man.

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I want to hear it. Why? Why Kamala Harris sucks?

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And then bring the mic up so we can hear you.

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I thought you wanted to hear why he was angry.

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Oh yeah, yeah. You're right. We'll get there.

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Shit days at work, fucking, you know, stuff happening.

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Other things that we're not gonna go into.

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Oh. Oh. I'm just an anguy boy right now.

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We don't need a little bit of love.

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We don't need love, we need hate. War is the answer.

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Yeah, so it's getting real bad.

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I saw the fucking US intercepted Chinese and Russian fighter jets off the coast of Alaska last week.

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Operation Anchorage.

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Yeah, it's like the first time that everyone's been this close to the US since Pearl Harbor.

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That's cool.

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Yup.

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But Kamala...

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Oh fuck.

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You trust Kamala to be your fucking lawfully wedded fucking president?

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I don't know. They're talking about... Trump's talking about trying to get JFK out and get him on his side.

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Get JFK's corpse on his side?

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No, no. RFK.

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Get JFK on his side. Just dig up his corpse and just do a fucking thing.

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He'll bring out of a freezer and throw it into a jar for a couple days.

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He's my running mate.

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He's my running mate.

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RFK. He's talking about trying to get RFK on his side and get him to drop out so all the RFK votes will go to Trump.

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They would.

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Yeah.

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Not mine.

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I think just about all of them would.

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I know.

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Kamala is stupid. She's retarded. She's a human piece of garbage and I can't wait for her to lose on November.

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Somebody really needs to teach her how to act more presidential before the election.

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Also, I want to talk about this because I've been watching...

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Her YouTube ads piss me off.

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I've been watching a lot of political shit on YouTube and the news and stuff.

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A whole bunch of these fucking reporters and stuff.

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They're like, Donald Trump needs to talk differently to Kamala Harris because she is a woman.

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If he doesn't talk to her in a different way, the women vote will not go to him because women do not like what another woman...

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I mean, he can't call her a cunt.

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Dude, fucking everybody's like... So people are going to take this...

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Ted Cruz is a dog wife.

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So people are going to take this and spin it like whatever Trump says to Kamala, they're going to spin it to make it anti-woman.

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That's what they're going to do.

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Every single thing that he does, they're going to go, okay, oh, he said this, that's anti-woman.

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It's like he just said something about her fucking policies.

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It's like he hates women.

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People are being sexist though about her.

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She's a fucking whore.

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She's fucking sucked dick to get...

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That's literally fucking documented that she sucked cock to get to be the prosecutor in California.

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What do you guys said?

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That cannot be correct.

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That is fucking true.

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She sucked cock to become the fucking prosecutor in California.

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What are we going to do when she's on our period?

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Yeah, like what are we going to do?

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She's just going to fucking start going fucking...

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See, that's sexist.

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She's going to start PMSing all over the fucking place and fucking...

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Then she's going to start a war.

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That is a wild fake trap.

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Oh my God, Tyler.

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We are fucking...

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I'm getting canceled today and I don't care.

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Go ahead.

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You already did.

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Fuck her.

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So this bitch is going to be fucking out there being like, we're going to win for women's rights.

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We have the right to do women's stuff.

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Guys, women power.

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Donald Trump's like, I don't like her.

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She's a whore.

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She's fucking gross.

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Look at her fucking ugly horse face.

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Why do we have to go so extreme though?

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Why do we have to go Donald Trump and fucking Harris?

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Why do we have to go this far?

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Because Casey, because people like you just didn't vote for Donald Trump.

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We wouldn't have this if fucking you didn't vote for Donald...

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If you voted for Donald Trump and we just got him to be elected the last fucking time,

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we wouldn't have to deal with him again.

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Fucking nuclear fucking option.

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Elect Trump even if you hate him so you don't have to deal with him.

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I don't believe in any of his beliefs.

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I don't share any beliefs with him.

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And every single belief that you have is absolutely fucking retarded.

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Okay, Casey, Casey, can you outline some of your political views just more than you?

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Casey, Casey, can you just give me, give me some of your basic political views and I'll tell you how retarded each one of them are.

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Just give me, give me your, give me your, you think your, your most, your most agreeable stance to me and we'll go down the list from most agreeable.

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Agreeable.

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What do you think the stance that you have that is the most agreeable with me?

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I really like socialism.

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I think that you're absolutely fucking retarded.

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Casey, for those of you out there who don't know, Tyler does not like socialism.

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Socialism, communism, fucking all that shit is the worst fucking form of government because it will never fucking work because of human greed.

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Human greed is the reason we will never have a utopian communist society where everybody makes good money and we don't have to stand in bread lines and get fucking executed because we don't.

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Oh, wow.

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Look, true communism has never been fucking, well, every single time a communist fucking thing, communist quote unquote, fucking got into power.

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He just started shooting people.

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Yeah, the communist success rate is not that high.

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Why can't we just have democratic socialism?

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Democratic socialism is fucking retarded, Casey.

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What's up?

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What is your fucking, where is your brain cells?

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Because I think the weed killed them.

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You're out of your fucking mind.

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You don't have to have a fucking dictator to have socialism.

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Oh, you don't have to have a dictator to have socialism.

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So how the fuck are you going to be?

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How much does everybody get now?

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Well, I think we should do this.

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And somebody's like, I don't like that.

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So then they're like, oh, well, we'll replace them with a different leader.

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And then that leader is like, huh, this is how much I think everyone should make.

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And they're like, no.

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And also socialism fucking makes jobs like doctors and fucking like engineers and stuff.

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You don't want to do them anymore because you get paid just as much as a fucking McDonald's worker

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because you think that everybody should be equally paid.

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Guess what? If I'm being equally paid as a fucking McDonald's worker, I'm not going to be a fucking doctor.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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I'm going to school for eight years to make the same amount of money.

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Yeah. Great job, Casey.

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The best in brightness will come to America then.

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We should have everybody in America take a goat exam.

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So let's listen.

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This is my next controversial point that I'm going to fucking say.

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Occupational aptitude test.

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This is going to be my next controversial point today.

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I think that America should have every mandatory fucking military service for every man, woman and child.

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Why?

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Because guess what? If you fucking.

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This is not North Korea.

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If we had mandatory service.

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Israel does that too.

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If we had mandatory service, it would make people realize how fucking good they have it in America

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when they're out there fucking going, oh, this fucking sucks.

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And also, we're just going to move half of our population to a war zone.

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We're going to go.

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You're all driving tanks for a week because Tyler wants you to know it sucks.

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So we're doing this shit.

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So we're saying if everybody is fucking signed up for the goddamn fucking military, then guess what?

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The politicians are going to be like, maybe I don't want to go to war because my kids going to have to go to war.

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Don't you think the youth is going to be pretty upset about that?

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They don't have to do this.

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Gen Z is fucking out there going, I'm going to do a dance on Tiktok.

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They can't draft me.

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I'm gay.

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Guess what?

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Doesn't matter if you're gay.

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You're still getting a gun and you're going out there because even if you're not a good soldier, you're a real good cannon fodder.

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Go out there and be a fucking American hero.

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Another astounding take from Tyler.

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If you're not offended by Tyler these past few minutes, send us an email.

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Send us a podcast.

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I will read it on air and I'll tell you how fucking retarded you are.

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Please, please, please.

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I hope we don't see any emails from lawyers.

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We don't want lawyers talking about fucking.

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This is all hypothetical.

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Tyler offended every group of people in Minecraft in a dystopian show.

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This shit's fucking out of hand.

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This country is going downhill.

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Kamala Harris is the fucking devil.

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She's out here doing devil shit and you guys are eating it up.

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Also, what happened with the Olympics?

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Did you see that fucking shit?

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They fucking were fucking mocking the fucking drag queen.

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I didn't see that fucking mocking the last supper with goddamn drag fucking acting like and then people like, oh, really?

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Did this happen?

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Yeah.

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And they're like, oh, Christians are offended now.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You guys are real tough guys.

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Like you fucking mocked my entire religion with fucking drag queens.

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I'm going to be a little fucking upset.

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You fucking assholes.

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And guess what?

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Best part was right after their fucking opening ceremony, the entire city of Paris is power went out except for the church.

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Dude, I thought it was fucking funny.

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I thought, oh, of course, Casey did the church have a generator?

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Let's talk about how Trump said that once you vote in this election, you won't have to vote again.

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Let me fucking double down on this one.

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Yes, he said that.

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Let me double down on this one, Casey.

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He said, my fellow Christians.

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He did not.

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Once this election is over, you'll have to vote again.

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Let me give you the full quote on this one, Mr. O'Neill, because you decided to fucking just make this your entire fucking talking point.

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He goes, hey, he was at a fucking Christian rally that he was doing.

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And he's like, my fellow Christians, yes, I'm a Christian.

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I don't like that, though.

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He's doing a rally for the Christians.

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No, it was a it was a it was a fucking God bless America rally where they have political people come.

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It's a it's a it's an every year God in state, though.

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So he goes, I'm doing such a good job.

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You're not even going to have to vote again because you just vote for me this once.

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You won't have to vote ever again because I will be doing such a good job that you won't have to vote in your lifetime.

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Basically, that's terrible.

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No, it's not. It's a fucking Casey.

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That's a pretty fucked up joke.

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You're a fucking dictatorship, Casey.

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Fucking you're out here fucking going.

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I want communism and socialism.

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I want you to know I'm probably going to vote for Trump, but that comment is off.

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That is the only one I'm doing such a good job.

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You won't have to vote again.

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Yeah, that's a problem.

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That's not a problem.

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It was a fucking thing being like, hey, if you vote for me, you won't have to vote again as a fucking joke because he's saying I'm going to do such a good job.

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It's going to be.

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I get it. You just said that.

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Yes, it's going to be so good.

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That's not a good.

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That's not a good backup to that.

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I agree.

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Well, fucking Alimax down the retard hole, too.

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I'm not down the retard hole.

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I'm still going to vote for the guy.

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That's just an unhinged comment to me.

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Fucking Casey's out here fucking pretending like he's saying that I'm going to jerk off on the podium and no one can fire me.

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Trump literally said that he would be a dictator for a day.

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Yes.

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Oh, my God, Casey.

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You fucking take all this shit out of context like a fucking retard.

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All right.

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Well, on another note with the Olympics, there's this guy named Tom Pidcock.

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I think is I think the Turkish guy.

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No, no, he's a great Britain motorcycle.

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He was like he like had it out for his ex wife.

243
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He's like, I'm going to show her.

244
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I'm going to show her.

245
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He had a no he had a fucking he was a mountain biker and they did.

246
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It's the longer race.

247
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It's like I can't remember like 12 miles or something.

248
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But it's like he has a he's in front of everybody by like a minute and a half on like lap three like halfway through the race blows a tire gets a puncture on the fucking ramp as a huge setback takes him like three minutes to get back in the race.

249
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He's like in one of the last spots moves all the way from fucking that spot.

250
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Comes back to win the race by like a couple seconds.

251
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Like I was talking about somebody else.

252
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Oh, yeah.

253
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I mean, that sounded now the fucking dude fucking sick.

254
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There's one fucking Turkish guy did the fucking pistol shooting fucking thing.

255
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No equipment.

256
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No equipment.

257
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It just fucking free.

258
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I did just fucking shot it and got second place, which is wild.

259
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You look at the other people.

260
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They have like fucking telescopes and shit on their.

261
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They just walked out of the fucking Apple store with a couple of new toys.

262
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You get this guy looks like he just got off shift at his Denny at like a Denny's or something and came in and just started firing off hot shots.

263
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It takes home an Olympic medal.

264
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Like what the fuck?

265
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I also don't understand why fucking women's women's beach volleyball.

266
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They need to wear fucking bikinis.

267
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Like, why do you need to wear bikini?

268
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I love it.

269
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I think they defend it.

270
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They defend.

271
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They defend it.

272
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I understand that.

273
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That's fucking crazy.

274
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But why?

275
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Like, like, you're just giving me a fucking show.

276
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I'm having a great time.

277
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But why are you fucking out here prancing around in your fucking bikinis and shit?

278
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Based off of what I've heard, they like the feel of it more.

279
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They also look like they're all fucking planks of wood.

280
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They don't even look that great in bikinis.

281
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I don't know, man.

282
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There's some good looking ones.

283
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There's that one fucking really, really good looking gymnast who fucking got a 10 and 20, not take going to have something about against bikinis now.

284
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Bikinis?

285
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No, I don't have a thing against bikinis.

286
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I have a thing against it in the fucking Olympics.

287
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You're representing your goddamn country.

288
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You're not fucking being a fucking whore.

289
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I don't think you're being a whore, though.

290
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That's a long stretch to make.

291
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Tyler, you're giving some extremist views today.

292
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I'm fucking angry.

293
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Everyone needs to cover up.

294
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They shouldn't be allowed to vote.

295
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And you're fucking going to the military, too.

296
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Okay?

297
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For a minimum of four years.

298
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Everyone.

299
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Do you not understand how un-angry that shit is when you string it together like that?

300
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Dude, we're fucking going hard.

301
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I got more of a hit-and-run.

302
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You said they got to cover up, they cannot vote, and they have to serve in the military.

303
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What the fuck?

304
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:59,800
Did you come out and say that you're not sexist after Kamala Harris PMSs all over the Oval Office?

305
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Holy shit, man.

306
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We also have another controversial take, every other religion besides fucking Christianity.

307
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Oh my God.

308
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We lost all our female audience.

309
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We don't have a female.

310
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He never had one.

311
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Come on, bro.

312
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Are you fucking kidding me?

313
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I couldn't fucking pay my girlfriend to listen to this.

314
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Are you joking?

315
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We're going off the fucking rails.

316
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Welcome to the reservation, because you're fucking off it, baby.

317
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,800
Welcome to the reservation, because you're not.

318
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,800
Tyler, I think you're taking the Trump thing too hard.

319
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No, I'm just fucking going.

320
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:40,800
I am in a fucking pissed-off mood, so everything's fucking going off the rails.

321
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I'm burning everything to the ground.

322
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,800
I can just see it already.

323
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,800
Why don't you put that hate, take that hate and put it towards rich people.

324
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:55,800
He's going to get a lifted pickup truck, and he's going to put a decal on the back of it that says fucking dirty hands, clean money.

325
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Locally hated.

326
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:03,800
Yeah, a couple more months, you got the fucking tree tattoo going down your arm.

327
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,800
I'm going to talk about how these colors don't run fucking on my back.

328
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The entire Declaration of Independence on my ribs.

329
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:21,800
Trump says, so you saved Trump's not a dictator, but after the assassination, after he got up, he raised his fist and said, fight.

330
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,800
Yeah, that's a fucking, it's a battle cry.

331
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Fucking being like, fight who though?

332
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800
Fight the fucking power, dude.

333
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800
Fight the fucking breath breather dude.

334
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,800
Yeah, fucking fight that guy.

335
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Fight for his own survival.

336
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800
He probably thought he got hit way harder.

337
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800
He probably thought he was going down for good.

338
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,800
Also, there's a whole bunch of leftists that say that he never even got shot.

339
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,800
Did you see these fucking blue anon fucking people?

340
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,800
They're going, he needs to release his medical records to show that he was actually shot.

341
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And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

342
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It was on live television.

343
00:17:51,800 --> 00:18:02,800
The one thing I didn't like how is the day after the assassination, all the people on my fucking Instagram stories, like my friends who I know are left wing, were posting shit like, damn, we almost got them.

344
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,800
Yeah, that's fucking how is that your take?

345
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,800
That's fucking wild, bro.

346
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,800
And these are people I've had conversations with where it's like, I don't think that there's anything extreme.

347
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:18,800
But like if fucking Kamala or Joe Biden got fucking whacked, I'd be like, holy fucking shit.

348
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That's wild.

349
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Like, that's insane.

350
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I would be, I would be mortified that that's what our country came.

351
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800
I think that's a little extreme.

352
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:31,800
Hey Casey, can we, can we get another admonishment of this shooter against Trump?

353
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,800
What the fuck is that?

354
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800
Me?

355
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Ad.

356
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He wants to fucking light his grave on fire.

357
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
What's going on?

358
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,800
No, that's a cremation.

359
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,800
I'm aware of what a cremation is.

360
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800
That's a battlefield cremation, dude.

361
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:51,800
Also, when I get buried fucking send me out like the fucking old men in the Viking times.

362
00:18:51,800 --> 00:19:00,800
Now you're going straight into a dumpster on to judge just like just like you're saying if Joe Biden got shot like my dad and then he like, oh, that's terrible.

363
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:05,800
I think political violence in any way, shape, form or is a bad Kamala got shot.

364
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800
You'd be like, oh, ha ha.

365
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,800
I'd be like that bitch sucking dick to get in there.

366
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,800
Thank God the women's gone.

367
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,800
Oh shit.

368
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Come on.

369
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,800
Would know.

370
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:24,800
I'd be like, well, what I just said right there, if somebody clipped it and took it out of context, I'm done right there.

371
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,800
I can't even mock you and not get canceled, bro.

372
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,800
Holy shit.

373
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,800
Listen, you can't get canceled if you don't give a shit.

374
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,800
Oh God, I'm so done.

375
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800
I'm so done.

376
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,800
My career is over.

377
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,800
I just tell everyone that Jesus is good and everyone else fucking sucks.

378
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,800
Either you owe a lot of money to the slurger.

379
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800
Well, the surjar is fucking garbage.

380
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:50,800
I could just totally see like somebody just picking us up and just coming through and being like, I'm going to make 15 YouTube shorts.

381
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,800
The crazy shit that people have said.

382
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800
And those blow up.

383
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800
People find out who we are.

384
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800
We're done in a week.

385
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,800
We're all done.

386
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Go ahead.

387
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,800
Fucking make my day.

388
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,800
No, I don't want to run for public office.

389
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,800
I don't give a shit about running for public office.

390
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Listen, if I could be a dictator for a day, I would do it.

391
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800
Be the change you want to see in the world.

392
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800
Fuck you.

393
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800
You're not fucking Michael Jackson.

394
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800
It's fucking Gandhi, bro.

395
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800
It's also Michael Jackson.

396
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800
Fucking Gandhi.

397
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,800
You ever fucking listen to Michael Jackson?

398
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,800
It's so it's so fucking another controversial opinion.

399
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,800
Was Michael Jackson actually considered white at the end of his life?

400
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,800
No.

401
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:37,800
Or did like or did he just like not know because I hear like a whole bunch of considered African-American Christ, but like on his license on his license, does it say Caucasian or not?

402
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800
Does it say Caucasian or does it say African-American?

403
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Because he does not look African-American at the end of his life.

404
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:47,800
Also, whoever his fucking classic surgeon was should have been fucking fired immediately.

405
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,800
That dude looked like a fucking walking fucking ghoul towards the end.

406
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800
He really did.

407
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,800
The fucking doctor should be fired too.

408
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,800
The one that fucking.

409
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,800
Does anything tell what your race is on your fucking license?

410
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,800
Yeah, it does.

411
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,800
I know it had your hair in your eyes.

412
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,800
In some states it does.

413
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,800
Well, on your license?

414
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,800
Yeah.

415
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,800
No, it just gives your height, your eye color and your sex.

416
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,800
On my passport says my race.

417
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800
Yeah.

418
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800
I got to get a fucking new license.

419
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:21,800
Anywho fucking what's another controversial opinion I can say right now?

420
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,800
I think I think we've had enough of them.

421
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800
No, we don't.

422
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,800
No, I think I think we should wrap that up.

423
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800
No, we got some more.

424
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800
Seal that away in a jar and throw away the key.

425
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:37,800
So Casey, give me another one of your political ideas that I can rip apart because you're a fucking idiot.

426
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,800
That women should have the right to abortion and.

427
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800
I support that for the record.

428
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800
How long?

429
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800
I am I am right leaning and I support that.

430
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,800
How far into how far into it?

431
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Let's say two, two trimesters.

432
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800
I say end of first.

433
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,800
Yeah.

434
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,800
Had enough time to make a decision by then.

435
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:05,800
And you know what? Like I personally don't want abortions, but I'm also a Catholic male.

436
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,800
And for me personally, I don't agree with abortion.

437
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:13,800
That doesn't mean that everyone else shouldn't have an abortion.

438
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,800
No one's going to respond to that.

439
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,800
I'm just kind of stunned that you did not have an extreme mistake on that.

440
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800
That sounds fairly reasonable.

441
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,800
I thought you're going to be like you're killing babies.

442
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,800
I don't like that they're killing babies, but I just don't think like everybody's like third trimester abortion.

443
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,800
Like that shit doesn't happen, though.

444
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800
Like that's so that's so rare.

445
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:42,800
And I used to have the take of like I don't think that there should be abortion whatsoever unless there's like in cases of like rape or stuff like that.

446
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800
Rape or incest.

447
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,800
And then I was like, that's kind of a garbage take.

448
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,800
Like that's not like I rethought that one.

449
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,800
That used to be my stance.

450
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,800
So for me and my when I was left, I had a right wing opinion on abortion.

451
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,800
And that's flip flop now for me and my wife.

452
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:04,800
I'm like, hey, I don't want if we if we have a kid, we have a kid type thing.

453
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:11,800
I don't want there to be an abortion because that's the sticker you'd have on your truck.

454
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,800
Hard work and God's work.

455
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,800
I'm sorry.

456
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,800
I didn't mean to cut you off.

457
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,800
I saw a fucking light bulb went on.

458
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,800
God's work.

459
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,800
Tyler's girlfriend clearly does not listen to the podcast.

460
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,800
Yes, she does.

461
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800
We already had this conversation.

462
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800
My guy.

463
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Oh, God bless your soul.

464
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800
I'm sorry.

465
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Holy shit.

466
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,800
But I got this as my phone stick.

467
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,800
You're all in.

468
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800
Oh, you're all in.

469
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,800
Oh, yeah.

470
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,800
I just want that one night I joined late and you guys are already playing the rock.

471
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,800
We're talking about poker stars VR for the listeners.

472
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,800
God, God willing, you're familiar.

473
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,800
But there's the rocket game and fucking I just came in and you guys were playing that shit.

474
00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:00,800
I think you were losing more and you were just like, fuck, fuck.

475
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,800
He doesn't go above fucking two in fucking six turns, man.

476
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,800
It was like like over there spinning the wheel, trying to get some money.

477
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800
It's a busted out last time.

478
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,800
I lost two million dollars on that game last week.

479
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Oh, God.

480
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:20,800
I think the most I lost on on a on that was I got I think I lost two hundred thousand dollars just now.

481
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
I made two million and then I lost it.

482
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,800
Yeah, that sounds that sounds about right.

483
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800
Were you playing a rocket game?

484
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Yeah, the rock really do the rocket game.

485
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,800
You can fucking win big or you can lose horrible every time I've had it.

486
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:39,800
I've crashed and burned quick because I've came in and I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait until it gets to like two or like two, two point five every time.

487
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
And just fuck every time.

488
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,800
Yeah, it's like I couldn't cash out quick enough if I tried.

489
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,800
It's like fucking time.

490
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
It's like fuck.

491
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,800
Like, am I supposed to make money on this?

492
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800
I don't know.

493
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800
I think I just have shitty.

494
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,800
Yeah, it's like the stock market.

495
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,800
Yeah.

496
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:05,800
But then there's other times when it goes with like fucking four hundred that one time when we were sitting there for like two minutes and it went up to four hundred times your fucking shit.

497
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,800
And I'm like, oh, my fucking God Casey, where do you decide to fucking pull out though?

498
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,800
I don't.

499
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,800
You like Warren Buffett says you invest and you just invest forever.

500
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:25,800
But when you're fucking doing the rocket game, though, like when it goes up, like when you just like, you know, now you don't.

501
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,800
You said you're making money on it.

502
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800
You're cashing out at some point.

503
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,800
What is the thought process behind?

504
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,800
No, the thing is, like, when do you like?

505
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:40,800
I remember what his fucking thought process was. He threw in a hundred thousand dollars at one point, and that's where it fucking went up to like four hundred times.

506
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,800
The fucking thing he's like, oh, yeah, no, I didn't have a thought process at that point.

507
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:51,800
I was just gambling and he pulled out like two hundred and he is like, oh, yeah.

508
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:57,800
And then immediately just lost it all because he was fucking betting like fucking a million dollars fucking a piece.

509
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:10,800
I just left out whenever we throw the words blackjack around case. He's just like, yeah, uh, yeah, I got to go mow the lawn.

510
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,800
I don't know if I can.

511
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
Why don't you like blackjack anymore?

512
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Because I lost so much money.

513
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,800
I think the best night, eight hundred million dollars.

514
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:26,800
There's nothing I like more than just playing blackjack with a virtual dealer with the boys though, because it's not like poker where it's like you got to be quiet sometime.

515
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,800
It's like a huge showdown. People are thinking, I don't know, poker is fun.

516
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,800
But then like somebody busts out and they're just like in fuck off.

517
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,800
And that just kind of sucked because you only ever want to do tournaments.

518
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,800
We can't do a cash game. We were playing cash games last week.

519
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Yeah, we did a couple of cash games.

520
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,800
We literally did one thing. He fucking was doing okay.

521
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:53,800
And he just goes, I'm all in every fucking hand and everyone at the table is like, are you fucking kidding?

522
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,800
I have noticed that if you get tilted twice, you start going all in.

523
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,800
It's funny because it usually works out for you the first and the second time you do it.

524
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,800
No, I just go in when I'm going to get off soon.

525
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Yeah, but then you win and you stay on.

526
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800
It doesn't work.

527
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:21,800
I was doing it because after he left, I played for another four hours with a bunch of randos at the table and was just shooting the shit with a bunch of people from like fucking Florida and fucking like fucking Georgia.

528
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,800
And yeah, we were at that table with all the Florida boomers.

529
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:32,800
Yeah. And there's a monkey once he's like, I am my grandbabies are coming over tomorrow and I'm going to give them some tea.

530
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Oh, yeah. I played as poker stars a lot in that time because I like that.

531
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,800
Not even joking. That was their actual accent.

532
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,800
I'm like, what the fuck?

533
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800
I just I don't know. I like poker stars sometimes.

534
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Let's like I think I lost like the extrovert energy to like talk to people like I'm more scared of speaking to people over poker stars VR than I am speaking to people in real life.

535
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800
It's hard for me to like just be like, oh, yeah.

536
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,800
Hey, what's going on? Oh, you got the kids this week.

537
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Oh, oh, oh shit.

538
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800
You beat me on that one.

539
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Fuck you.

540
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
Like it's like it's weird.

541
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:12,800
There's occasionally like if I'm fucking high enough, I'll be like, you don't want to talk to people in poker stars.

542
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,800
Yeah. Oh, weird. Yeah.

543
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,800
I like talking with I like shooting the shit with you guys because it's just funny to me.

544
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:28,800
But like I have had nights where like I've either been drunk or I've been high and we play like VR chat or something and you get into like an actual conversation with somebody that gets like way deeper than it should.

545
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,800
Yeah. And that's like fun.

546
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,800
But like that's happened to me like twice the entire time I've owned that headset.

547
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,800
For me, it's like I just feel like, dude, VR chat.

548
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,800
They can see me.

549
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:46,800
VR chat got like I like once I figured out how many fucking like predators run VR chat, I didn't want to play it anymore.

550
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,800
Well, I remember the one that we had was that for you.

551
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,800
We were we were talking to the one chick.

552
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,800
It was saying that like she worked in like a nursing home or something.

553
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,800
And then she was asking us about EMS and we had like an hour and a half long conversation with this person.

554
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:10,800
It was like, that was a cool person. It's like I sent him a friend request. I'm like, I'm never going to speak to them again.

555
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,800
I am never going to be like, hey, I vied last night.

556
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,800
Let's fucking talk. What the fuck am I going to do?

557
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,800
Develop a friendship with someone who lives a million miles away.

558
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,800
So over V, I've got people do that. That's the craziest.

559
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,800
My favorite is ruining VR dates. That was me and Casey's best thing.

560
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:33,800
Like when me and Casey were at our fucking peak on VR chat, there'd just be people like looking out at the fake fucking like I did that with you a couple.

561
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Dude, it was so funny. I remember the one time we did that.

562
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Did I do that with you or with you when we were in the fucking Minecraft world and it was like over like this big.

563
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800
Yes. Yeah, it was me.

564
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:50,800
I remember there was like this whole fucking thing that was going on because there was this one dude who was the admin of the server.

565
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,800
And then he kept on telling us that we're going to I'm going to ban you from the server.

566
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
I'm like, go ahead. Fucking try.

567
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:01,800
But he had that relate because he when we came into the server, we fucked with him first before we found that really.

568
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,800
Like, oh, what are you doing? He's like, I can't remember.

569
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,800
He just said some shit along the lines of like, I'm sad.

570
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800
It was like, oh, that guy's depressed.

571
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,800
And he was staring at himself in a mirror the whole fucking time.

572
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
Then we went and talked to them.

573
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:17,800
I remember in the little bit we gathered before we got too close to them and fucked with them.

574
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,800
I overheard the chick talking about how she was cheating on the server with this guy.

575
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,800
We go like, sup, bitches.

576
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,800
How we fucking do it.

577
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,800
You're on VR chat having a date.

578
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Wow. Do either of you have jobs by chance?

579
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,800
I like the dude always tries to get up and I try to be tough.

580
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800
He's like, yo, man, that's my girl.

581
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800
Who am I? You're fucking virtual girlfriend.

582
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,800
Wow, dude, you're fucking real cool.

583
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,800
You do.

584
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,800
We're trying to get a conversation.

585
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800
I was like, what are you going to do, buddy?

586
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Fucking make you yell at me.

587
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Oh, boy, I'm fucking scared.

588
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,800
I remember the one thing that I said I felt bad because this is essentially was just being mean to them for no reason.

589
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,800
But I was just like, who's like, dude, come on, like, don't don't fucking do that.

590
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,800
You're like, if you want to talk privately, get a fucking discord server, man.

591
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,800
Fuck like you can't just like it's not my fault for coming over here and being an asshole.

592
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:18,800
You're doing this in VR chat like you got us jumping from 15 worlds.

593
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Let's see what shit we can start here.

594
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,800
Like there's a million people that are doing that.

595
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:28,800
So you can follow around.

596
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,800
Start mimicking your skin.

597
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Like you, you now look at this.

598
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,800
You look like fucking nerd.

599
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Like, who do you think she'd fuck right now?

600
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Me or you?

601
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,800
We look the same, buddy.

602
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,800
Dude, you can't even tell I'm fucking you, bro.

603
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,800
I just love the skins.

604
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:49,800
We had because for a while we all have the skins we played as I can't remember exactly what yours.

605
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
I can't remember what anyone's was.

606
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800
I remember you were little P.

607
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,800
He was fucking I was in Shaggy in the wheelchair more than anything.

608
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,800
And I was fucking I was I was Alex Jones.

609
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,800
I had the Alex Jones skin that I fucking was.

610
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:08,800
And then fucking I thought of Joe Swanson with a gun.

611
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,800
I was him for the longest time.

612
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,800
But like I just go up to people and just fuck with them the entire time.

613
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:20,800
It was so fucking funny because I just like I feel like like it's just like every time I like I go on VR.

614
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Chat now I'm like there's just like when you were like 20 and doing it, it was funny.

615
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800
But I'm like I'm 26 now.

616
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:34,800
And like I just like there's like a bunch of like fucking like 17, like 14 year olds like I'm like it hasn't been six years.

617
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,800
Yeah, it has been six years.

618
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,800
I just remember I felt I felt a little bit like that.

619
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800
Yeah, it has been.

620
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,800
There's no way it's been.

621
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:46,800
No, dude, I was like we were like fucking I was like 21, 22, like maybe maybe 20.

622
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,800
We got to look up when the quest to released.

623
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,800
Yeah, because it was about a year after.

624
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,800
But regardless, I just remember like every once in a while, I'd hear the call.

625
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Twenty twenty.

626
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,800
I'd hear like the call of like what made the nerds like it.

627
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,800
And it was like we'd go to like a world when it was like we were getting tired and it was like a sleepy cabin world.

628
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,800
And it's like you had the option to lay down on the bed.

629
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Yeah, just like look up.

630
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,800
It's like music and there's like a big screen next to you.

631
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:17,800
It was just like I could totally chill here and just smoke weed and just like fucking relax to this for six hours.

632
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:25,800
And then like you take the headset off and you're like, whoa, why did I think that that was like an OK thought?

633
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:34,800
You're like that is so fucked that that's what I wanted to do with like hours of my time is strap a fucking essentially a TV to my head

634
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,800
and look at an environment that was better than real life.

635
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800
It's like fuck.

636
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,800
Like that's that's a problem that like I have to worry about now.

637
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,800
Like I was in a day and age where a fucking computer is a preferable world to the one we live in.

638
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,800
I go in Rocket League and I lose ten fucking games in a row.

639
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,800
And I remember why fucking hate computers.

640
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800
Dude, so I was doing one.

641
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,800
Can I get that vape?

642
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800
I got myself worked up.

643
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,800
I don't know if I I don't know if it was with one of you guys, but I think I think it was with one of you guys.

644
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:12,800
Were you on the map that like had like the like the the hotel rooms on like the upper like you hit the elevator and you go on like the horror map?

645
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,800
Right. No, no, not the horror map.

646
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:25,800
Like it was like a hotel like it was like a club in the bay in like the standard area and you press like the elevator buttons and you could go up and there's like the actual like hallway and like hotel rooms that you could go into.

647
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,800
I yes I remember this and like some people trying to fuck.

648
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,800
Yeah.

649
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,800
Yeah.

650
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,800
Yeah, dude.

651
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800
This is weird.

652
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:39,800
So I would fucking like people wouldn't lock because there's a lock on the door that you could actually lock the door and not let people in.

653
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,800
I was like, hey, guys, like we're trying to do something here.

654
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800
I'm like, you guys trying to fucking VR.

655
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800
That's real fucking weird, dude.

656
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,800
What the fuck are you doing?

657
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,800
Yeah, because VR chat supports you can't see it when you're on the quest.

658
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,800
But VR chat, if it's two people that are playing on PCs rigs, they can do shit.

659
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,800
We're like they get like full body sensors on.

660
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,800
Yeah.

661
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,800
Yeah.

662
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,800
So it tracks their movement like much more realistically fucking retarded.

663
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,800
And then they have like fucking do like a little strip tease for you.

664
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800
Wait, I got to run in the closet.

665
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,800
I took my bra off.

666
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,800
Okay.

667
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,800
Let me walk back out.

668
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800
And it's like, what the fuck are we doing?

669
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Yeah.

670
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
How is this humanity?

671
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,800
I walked in and it was like two naked avatars.

672
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,800
It's like fucking like probably virgins.

673
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800
Yeah.

674
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,800
You think there's like two naked avatars like what the fuck are you doing?

675
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,800
Just wild.

676
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,800
And there's like, oh, no, we're just we're just having a conversation.

677
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,800
I'm like, no, you two are fucking VR.

678
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800
You guys are fucking weird, dude.

679
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,800
I'm going to report you guys.

680
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,800
I don't I don't give a shit about that.

681
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,800
That's where it gets too weird for me to even open the door.

682
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,800
That almost feels too real for me.

683
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,800
I just like there's a couple of doors and it's like I could open them and fuck with them.

684
00:35:52,800 --> 00:36:02,800
But it's like at the same time that feels like that in that moment, it's like I feel so bad for the people behind that door and the situation that they're in.

685
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,800
This is what they're going to private fucking world.

686
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,800
There's private worlds in the fucking game.

687
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,800
You can do that.

688
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,800
The one thing I will say is that there's a ton of people who have gotten married because of VR chat, which is wild to me.

689
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,800
But it makes sense, dude.

690
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:21,800
But like you got people who like take it super serious and you had fucking retards like us that were going around fucking with everybody.

691
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:32,800
Do you think those couples that get married on VR chat will like once like once they like move in together and everything, you think they still are like, can we fuck each other in the?

692
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Your anime avatar like the whole lot better than they put on.

693
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
It's over here.

694
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800
They put on the fucking VR headsets and then fuck.

695
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,800
I should probably go on the slur jar.

696
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,800
Well, it's but I was just like, what the fuck, dude?

697
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:54,800
And then like then like there's like people that have like the fucking all every single fucking like nerd on that fucking thing has like a fucking like customized anime avatar.

698
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,800
That's like a fuck boy with like the fucking stupid long hair and shit.

699
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:04,800
And then they fucking their fucking broccoli heads and then they get on VR chat and their fucking broccoli heads in there, too.

700
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,800
It's like, come on, man.

701
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Get shaggy with a wheelchair, dude.

702
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Like you can literally be anything and you're just like break your fucking game.

703
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,800
And it was so fucking funny, though.

704
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,800
You could just do so much stupid shit.

705
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,800
And these people are like, yo, we're trying to have a fucking date here.

706
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,800
So I like, but it's probably a fucking pedophile.

707
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,800
12 year old, it's so fucked up like, why do you think about it?

708
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,800
VR chat is just not good.

709
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800
Yeah, like scary.

710
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,800
I was like sitting there and I was at the fucking fake bar taking like the bottles and just throwing them at the wall.

711
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,800
So they shattered.

712
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:44,800
And then I just heard like, you know, murmuring up the stairs at like the one thing and I'm like, there's murmuring up there.

713
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,800
I'm going to go fuck with them.

714
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,800
So then they're out there and then there's like a fucking like anime looking dude and anime looking girl.

715
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,800
You know, there's probably people.

716
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,800
I saw a light out there.

717
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,800
There's probably people who could fucking.

718
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Dan's trying to fuck with us.

719
00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,800
Yeah, it is fucking with us.

720
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,800
There's probably people out there who have PTSD from getting raped in VR.

721
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,800
It's just insane.

722
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800
You can just turn the fucking screen off.

723
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
Yeah.

724
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:09,800
But imagine that.

725
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:15,800
Imagine that like a persistent predator saying like, oh, no, take your skin naked and fucking get in bed.

726
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800
And if they feel pressured, they might do that.

727
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,800
We see you, Dan.

728
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,800
But it's like, but like you can't fucking.

729
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,800
He's trying to be all scary.

730
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,800
He put his fucking flashlight up to his face.

731
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,800
He's like, oh, I'm spooky.

732
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800
Yeah.

733
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,800
But like, seriously, though, you can't charge that person with a crime.

734
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,800
But like, that's something that I could see feasibly, especially if you had a tracking suit.

735
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,800
That's something that could get somebody PTSD is like I was coerced.

736
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,800
They're fucking insane.

737
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,800
I was.

738
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Well, yes.

739
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800
Like I was coerced into VR sex and I felt violated.

740
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800
I could totally see that happening.

741
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800
Just take your fucking headset off.

742
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,800
Yeah.

743
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,800
But you fucking.

744
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:50,800
I don't know.

745
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,800
I'm trying to describe the mentality that these people are in at the time.

746
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,800
They feel pressured.

747
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,800
It was just so.

748
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,800
And VR can VR can fucking immerse you far enough that you feel like you don't have that out.

749
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,800
Look at it.

750
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,800
Look at.

751
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
All in.

752
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,800
Oh, my God.

753
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,800
Seven to one.

754
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,800
You're like, I got a straight draw.

755
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,800
So like we're just fucking like we're just sitting there and like they're just big dudes.

756
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,800
And like I just heard like these two like like people mumbling upstairs.

757
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,800
So I fucking walked up the stairs.

758
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,800
They're looking at like the fucking VR like fucking like like Skyline thing.

759
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,800
And I'm like fucking whatever.

760
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,800
Like it went up and I love you baby.

761
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800
She's like, I love you too.

762
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,800
And I'm like, hey, guys, I love you guys both too.

763
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,800
And they're like, hey, buddy.

764
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,800
And I keep they try to act all big and tough on VR.

765
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800
Am I are you going to fucking virtually punch me?

766
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Yeah.

767
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,800
What are you going to fucking do?

768
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,800
Oh, boy.

769
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,800
You're going to report me for doing something that wasn't bad.

770
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800
All right.

771
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
Gotcha.

772
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,800
Ten four.

773
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800
I'm going to virtually.

774
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,800
I'm going to fucking I'm going to pummel you, dude.

775
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,800
I might come to me in real life and I'll fucking kill you.

776
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,800
All right, Tyler, is this your address?

777
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,800
I come fucking find me.

778
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,800
You know where to find me.

779
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,800
I'll be waiting.

780
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,800
Fifteen year old broccoli had shows.

781
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,800
He's shaking with fear.

782
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,800
You fucked with me and my girl on VR chat.

783
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,800
I'll be like, I'll kill you on my fucking get off my property.

784
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,800
You're fucking done.

785
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,800
Dude, but these fucking like we go on a break case.

786
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800
He just fucking left.

787
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,800
I don't know.

788
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
We're just talking.

789
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800
All right.

790
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,800
But like to VR chat was so fucking there's that one fucking world that gave us all the

791
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,800
rapper avatars that we had.

792
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Oh, yeah.

793
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,800
Yeah.

794
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,800
You were fucking little peep.

795
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,800
He was fucking X.

796
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,800
And I think I was juice world.

797
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,800
Yeah.

798
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,800
Then there was the fucking little Tracy.

799
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,800
I was a little Tracy.

800
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Yeah.

801
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
Yeah.

802
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Then there was the fucking if you did like the secret, you could get to X's tomb.

803
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,800
Yeah, you could get it.

804
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,800
It was an HD skin that was.

805
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800
Yeah.

806
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,800
You could get like the HD X skin, which like you couldn't wear for the quest VR.

807
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,800
I remember hooking my hooking my fucking my head set up to my computer.

808
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,800
And then there was just fucking like actual fucking like tip physics on the girl avatars.

809
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,800
Mike, what the fuck is going on here?

810
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,800
I can confirm because of Casey, some of them worked with the Oculus, though.

811
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,800
But like fucking I think like you could go like this and the tits would start bouncing

812
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800
shit.

813
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800
Yeah, that's fucking weird.

814
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,800
The thing the thing you walk around with a fucking naked dude skin and have his dick

815
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,800
out just like he's got he's walking people like with his arms out like Frankenstein.

816
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,800
Yeah.

817
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
Yeah.

818
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,800
It was fucking bizarre.

819
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,800
They would be trying to fuck me.

820
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:32,800
One fucking character with a fucking dildo attachment to their hand.

821
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,800
And you try to run up behind you and fucking sink it in your back door.

822
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800
And it's like, get the fuck away from me.

823
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:42,800
You're running away from Casey and VR trying to penetrate me with an anime girl midget

824
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,800
with a fucking 12 inch black dildo in her hand.

825
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,800
What the fuck?

826
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Yeah.

827
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,800
You remember that?

828
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,800
You remember that?

829
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,800
You remember when you had the fucking avatar with the dick and you just walk around trying

830
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,800
to touch people with your cock and avatar and VR chat?

831
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
Yeah.

832
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:03,800
Yeah.

833
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
We covered that.

834
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Yeah.

835
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,800
Is he still out there?

836
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,800
What a fucking nerd.

837
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,800
I never looked back.

838
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,800
I just saw him walk.

839
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,800
Yeah.

840
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,800
There he is.

841
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,800
Yeah.

842
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,800
So I see his I just see his figure in the door just peering at me now.

843
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,800
We knew it was you, Dan.

844
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,800
They're freaking us out.

845
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,800
Dan, I want you to know I never even looked back.

846
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Oh, really?

847
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,800
God, I'm so jealous of your fucking caffeine right now.

848
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800
You were just like.

849
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,800
I was trying to be creepy.

850
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,800
Like I wanted to be like just begging off that you're like, wait, did I see something?

851
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,800
No, I can see your fucking stupid mustache.

852
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Let me see the growth.

853
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,800
Oh, I love it.

854
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,800
I love it.

855
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800
Holy shit.

856
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800
Both have mustaches.

857
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800
Yeah.

858
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Yeah.

859
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
I fucking love it.

860
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800
You're going to you're going to look like that guy.

861
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,800
You look like a fucking you look like a cop.

862
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:02,800
You look like no you look like fucking what's the dance kind of always looked like a cop.

863
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,800
What's that fucking show with fucking the one guy?

864
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,800
He's like a soccer coach or something with a mustache.

865
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,800
Oh fuck.

866
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,800
Are you referring to Miracle?

867
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,800
No, no, dude fucking he was fucking clean shaving.

868
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Do I know?

869
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,800
I know.

870
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,800
I'm just being a day.

871
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,800
I heard coach ran with it.

872
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,800
It's been a bad week for the stock market.

873
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,800
Well, it's about a bit of bad few weeks for the stock market.

874
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,800
It's over.

875
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,800
You fucking got out about the fucking.

876
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,800
I fucking quit pulled out.

877
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Wait, wait, you quit for good.

878
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,800
I got my money idling on the side.

879
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,960
I'm waiting for the so you're jumping back in and like two days then no waiting for the

880
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,680
ship to sink because I think this is a I think this is a big one.

881
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:56,560
So there's a kid like a college kid who was doing trade options on Robin Hood and he saw

882
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,920
I think it was like the glitch in Berkshire Hathaway or something or something like that

883
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,040
where it showed that he had negative seven hundred thousand dollars in his account all

884
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,920
of a sudden and so he killed himself right.

885
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,920
It was a glitch.

886
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:10,920
Yeah.

887
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,440
And then like the next day like it was like back to sixteen thousand or whatever.

888
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,440
Oh my God.

889
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,720
He thought he would have to pay back seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

890
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,760
Oh my God.

891
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,200
That is so tragic.

892
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,520
His family was like suing Robin Hood or some shit.

893
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,600
They might have good crowns on that one.

894
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,600
I don't know.

895
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,600
I don't know.

896
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,600
That's tough.

897
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Dude, what the fuck?

898
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,480
Jordan Peterson looks like Hunter Biden.

899
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,120
What do you mean?

900
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,760
Jordan Peterson and Hunter Biden look fucking similar.

901
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,760
They actually kind of do.

902
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,280
Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude.

903
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,440
I don't know which one's which.

904
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,240
Do Jordan Peterson went off the fucking rails.

905
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,520
I am Peterson trying to open up a university now.

906
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,520
Yeah.

907
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,520
Peterson Peterson Academy.

908
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:56,520
Yeah.

909
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,520
Peterson Academy or some shit.

910
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,080
Before we get off the topic of stocks, though, why do you think this is the big one?

911
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,080
This is over.

912
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:10,280
I think that this is the big one because there hasn't been a 10 percent loss in the stock

913
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,960
market and the S&P in two years.

914
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,960
Right.

915
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,880
That's a good time to buy.

916
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,880
Wow.

917
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,520
So you're 50 on Tesla today.

918
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,520
It was on a fire.

919
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,200
So I threw 150 on Tesla today.

920
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200
How much was it?

921
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,680
I can't remember.

922
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:31,280
What was it like 250 today or something?

923
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,400
It's like 252 or something.

924
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
That's not a good price.

925
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,400
215.

926
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,080
Yeah, I think it'll go back down to 180.

927
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:44,280
Well, if it does, sayonara to my money and I'll see you when you come back up because

928
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280
I'm not pulling it out.

929
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,120
Yeah, I think it'll go back to 180, 190.

930
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,600
I'd start buying it again at 190.

931
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,320
Right now it's been so all over the place.

932
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,400
I just can't even, I haven't touched it in a month and a half.

933
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:03,080
It's been due from fucking 210 to 260 to 230 to-

934
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:09,520
I almost pulled out two days ago, I think, because it was like it went up to the moon.

935
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Keeps swing trading.

936
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,720
Yeah, not if it swings down to 180.

937
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,720
Oh, but you can-

938
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,400
It's swinging though.

939
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,400
It's swinging.

940
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,400
All right.

941
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,120
You just don't know which way it's going.

942
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:27,000
But all right, so that 10% dip was a problem, right?

943
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,320
Because that hasn't happened.

944
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,760
That correction hasn't happened in two years and that's how often you expect the correction

945
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,120
to happen.

946
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:40,280
So this, the problem is, is like the next day it dipped again and then the next day

947
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,520
it dipped again and then it came up a little bit.

948
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,000
It went up and then it went back down again.

949
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,800
That's when I should have sold it.

950
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,740
Yeah, it's like that's okay.

951
00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:52,640
So if that only happens once every two years and the next day was terrible too and the

952
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,840
day after that was terrible, it's like something else is going on here.

953
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,360
This is a time to- we're due for a recession.

954
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
This is-

955
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,360
It's the big one.

956
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,680
We're not just due, we're overdue.

957
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:10,000
So I think what they're doing actually, I think they're trying to, I think the Fed is

958
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,160
pushing it off because they don't want it to happen under the Biden administration.

959
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,800
Why do you think that a correction is due every couple of years?

960
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,200
I know it is, but like, or like a recession rather.

961
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,160
A recession not every couple of years, a recession, recessions are natural.

962
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,040
It's like every 20 years.

963
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,360
Yeah, they always, recessions always happen, right?

964
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,720
So there's a pattern to them.

965
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,720
It's too much inflation.

966
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,760
And they're expected, right?

967
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:42,880
So we're at a point where it's never gone this long, the market like this, without a

968
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,880
recession.

969
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,400
So how does a recession fix it?

970
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,400
By like years.

971
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,920
Got three words for you, Dan.

972
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,920
Credit default swaps.

973
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,920
Yeah, so-

974
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,520
That's how we're going to make money off this recession.

975
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,520
That's a good question.

976
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:59,520
So let me think about that because I've heard, I've heard this explained in YouTube videos.

977
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,600
He's holding his fucking phone up to the mic.

978
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,840
So yeah, can we not do Duolingo on the air, please?

979
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,840
It basically has to do-

980
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,840
Jesus Christ.

981
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:15,880
It basically has to do with, so like trade deficits and trade surpluses, right?

982
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:25,840
So right now we're at like a trade surplus and it's really like we're living high on

983
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,840
the hog when we really don't deserve it.

984
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,200
We're basically on credit.

985
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,080
So you're telling me I shouldn't have just moved into a substantially more expensive

986
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,080
apartment.

987
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,120
No, it doesn't matter, it's not going to change anything, dude.

988
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,280
I remember the recession of 08.

989
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,880
Recessions really affect rich people more than they do like people that are like middle

990
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,880
class.

991
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,000
I mean, I remember I used to be able to ask my parents to a certain extent, be like, hey,

992
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
can I get a video game?

993
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,040
And they'd be like, sure.

994
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,760
And then there was a couple of years when I was a kid where that was an immediate no

995
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760
every time.

996
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:02,280
Me and your dad are working our asses off.

997
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,960
He can hardly afford the fucking house.

998
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,840
So Dan, I hope you brought your, I hope you were ready for a debate today.

999
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:12,840
Debate.

1000
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,320
They're making us square off.

1001
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,840
You guys have heard enough of me and Tyler going at it.

1002
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:23,280
I really think that a debate between you two moderated by me and Dan would be fantastic.

1003
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,720
So write some questions for next time.

1004
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,440
What is this a debate about?

1005
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,080
Uh, like, like politics, basically.

1006
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,080
I am a master.

1007
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,840
Do you think you could be?

1008
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840
I am a master.

1009
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,640
So we're trying to elect the president of the podcast.

1010
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,640
The president of the podcast.

1011
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,480
You guys are running for president of the podcast.

1012
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,000
What you already had the fucking president of the podcast.

1013
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,480
Casey, there is a president.

1014
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,880
Don't don't cause when we start making money, he's going to use this and steal all our

1015
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,880
money.

1016
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:59,280
Dan, you can't just declare people tuning here.

1017
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,200
My fucking controversial takes.

1018
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,720
That's why people listen because I fucking get the people going.

1019
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:05,720
Okay.

1020
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:10,160
I can't fucking quantum theory like me though.

1021
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,160
All right.

1022
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:15,480
So did you fucking, Oh Dan, you weren't here for my controversial takes.

1023
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,480
Yeah.

1024
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,640
You're going to, you're going to have to listen to the, uh, it was not a pretty start from

1025
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,640
Tyler.

1026
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,640
I hate Kamala Harris.

1027
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:29,080
Uh, Tyler, Tyler within a couple of breaths said that women should not be allowed to

1028
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
vote.

1029
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,280
They need to cover up and it's mandatory that all men, women, and children in the military

1030
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280
to serve.

1031
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,360
I mean, all men, women, children in the United States have to serve for X amount of time

1032
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,360
in the military.

1033
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,360
Yeah, I agree with that.

1034
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,120
I want to see how you can say which half, but then he started referring to Kamala Harris

1035
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:52,120
PMSing all over the oval office and how she could not be trusted in those times.

1036
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,880
She has it.

1037
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,880
Okay.

1038
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,080
If Kamala Harris was a meal, right?

1039
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,060
Like if I had to compare her to like a food, she'd be a happy meal.

1040
00:51:01,060 --> 00:51:04,760
She would be like steamed cauliflower.

1041
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,680
It's just like, nobody gets excited.

1042
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,040
Oh dude, fried chicken.

1043
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:15,600
He'd be like, you know, you shouldn't really like it, but you do.

1044
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,720
You're like, you know, Joe Biden, what kind of, what kind of food would he be?

1045
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:24,320
Dude, he's right up there with, he's like fucking Brussels sprouts, fucking steamed

1046
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,320
Brussels sprouts.

1047
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:33,320
What about Obama just Obama was like your standard American mashed potatoes and just

1048
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,320
decided me.

1049
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,560
Thought I was going to say KFC.

1050
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,920
No, he's just, he was just, you're running the mill.

1051
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,920
What you're looking for.

1052
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,920
Like I'm hungry.

1053
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,920
It works.

1054
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Like this is good.

1055
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:47,160
No, it would be the Mac and cheese of presidents, the Mac and cheese, Mac and cheese is like

1056
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:53,360
not really good for you, but you just can't get enough of it.

1057
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:57,040
Jimmy Carter is like the age old fine wine.

1058
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,560
Jimmy Carter is a peanut.

1059
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,520
I don't know who would be the mac and cheese.

1060
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,720
But I want to see how you and, you and Dan go at it.

1061
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:09,160
Cause you both are, are kind of like, I don't want to be the president of the podcast.

1062
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,040
So well, you don't have to be the president.

1063
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,280
You're basically just trying to win over me and Tyler and trash how I met.

1064
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,600
You know, I'm going to come out.

1065
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,760
You would respect, I'm going to come at you with the way that I would hope a politician

1066
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760
would talk to me.

1067
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,320
So me and Casey are the Donald Trump and the fucking like, you know, Hillary Clinton.

1068
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:34,480
And then you guys are going to be like, we've got some theme music for you.

1069
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:38,360
I'm also quite politically uninformed.

1070
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,760
We're too agreeable to agree.

1071
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,600
We're going to fix America together.

1072
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,600
Damn.

1073
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600
Yeah.

1074
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,600
We're going to like join teams.

1075
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,600
They're going to be fucking co fucking things.

1076
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:49,600
Yeah.

1077
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,600
It's not going to work.

1078
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:55,600
Casey Casey has put a lot of work into this.

1079
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,640
Casey just fucking puts into a lot of work.

1080
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,000
The things that really don't matter.

1081
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Wow.

1082
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Wow.

1083
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,160
I feel like that's everybody here.

1084
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,880
Yeah, Dan, I'm going to start with you.

1085
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:16,640
Should a should Roe v. Wade be really re-instituted or should abortion rights be up to state versus

1086
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,640
Wade?

1087
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,480
That was the one where abortion versus abortion should be part of the law.

1088
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,480
Part of the fucking state thing.

1089
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,480
All right.

1090
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,480
Dan's time here.

1091
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,480
Tyler, we're the moderator.

1092
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,480
We're marking.

1093
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,480
We're marking me.

1094
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,480
We're going to give Dan a chance to respond.

1095
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,480
Dan, you have two minutes.

1096
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,480
So Roe versus Wade was the thing saying that abortion is illegal.

1097
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,480
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Mr. Delaney, you have two minutes.

1098
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,480
Okay.

1099
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,480
Roe v. Wade was protecting.

1100
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:46,720
I think it should be viewed as any other healthcare procedure.

1101
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,720
That's it.

1102
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:48,720
Well, Donald.

1103
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:49,720
It's up to the patient.

1104
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,160
It's up to the individual person.

1105
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,600
So Donald Trump got rid of Roe v. Wade, right?

1106
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,120
Is how much time you know, he put it back up to the states.

1107
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,120
Yeah.

1108
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,280
Do you think it should be a side?

1109
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,400
I don't think the state should decide how medical care is done.

1110
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,440
So you think it should be up to the national or the states?

1111
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,920
I don't think that there should be any laws involved in people's healthcare.

1112
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,640
Like, I don't understand what's so fucking hard about that.

1113
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,640
It's all the care.

1114
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,640
So you think abortion should be legal?

1115
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,640
The government should have no fucking say in people's healthcare.

1116
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,640
Damn right.

1117
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Damn right.

1118
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,640
What the fuck?

1119
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,480
It's like, it's like the question isn't, you know, should it be allowed or shouldn't

1120
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,640
it be allowed by the government?

1121
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,520
It's like, what the fuck is the government doing in my fucking healthcare?

1122
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,680
You know what I mean?

1123
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,640
It's not my healthcare because I'm not getting abortion, but in people's healthcare.

1124
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,760
It's like how about we just take the government out of it.

1125
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
That's it.

1126
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,760
That's all.

1127
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,760
That's your time.

1128
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:41,760
Ali Mac.

1129
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:42,760
Hold on.

1130
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,860
Ali Mac, you have two minutes to retort.

1131
00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:47,000
I mean, I can just go on about.

1132
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,040
I agree with him for two minutes, but that's, that's absolutely right.

1133
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,600
I just don't think it should be covered by the government at all.

1134
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,600
Is that your retort?

1135
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:56,600
Yeah.

1136
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,600
I just, I don't.

1137
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600
That's my time.

1138
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,600
I guess.

1139
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,600
Do you think it should be up to the state or the federal government?

1140
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,600
They shouldn't be involved.

1141
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,600
I don't, yeah.

1142
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,600
I don't, I mean, I guess whatever.

1143
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,600
So you're saying Mr. McDonald, Mr. McDonald, you used your time.

1144
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,600
I'm fucking answering me.

1145
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,600
You used your time.

1146
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,800
You are a very interrupting fucking meteor here.

1147
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,320
You have used your time.

1148
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,760
I have not used my time.

1149
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,600
I had two fucking minutes.

1150
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,600
You said time.

1151
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600
You said time.

1152
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,760
Since we agree on this, I want to throw an analogy.

1153
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,320
That's like saying, how much ketchup do you think should be on your cereal?

1154
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:29,040
And it's like, there should be no ketchup on my fucking cereal.

1155
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,040
That's it.

1156
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,040
That's what I feel about that.

1157
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,040
And that's up to me to decide, damn it.

1158
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,040
Right.

1159
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,040
I like it.

1160
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,040
All right.

1161
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,040
I got a question.

1162
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,040
Tyler's question.

1163
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:38,040
Daniel, you have two minutes.

1164
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,040
He didn't ask a question.

1165
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,040
No, no.

1166
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,040
I just, I prefaced that.

1167
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,640
Daniel, you have two minutes to, uh, how would you, um, how would you, uh, how would

1168
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:50,120
you, uh, battle the inflation that we are currently seeing in the United States currently?

1169
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,120
You have two minutes on the clock.

1170
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,120
That's a good one.

1171
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,120
All right.

1172
00:55:53,120 --> 00:56:00,280
So, uh, what I would do is unfortunately, I agree with this on an economic level, but

1173
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,120
it stings a little bit on the environmental impact.

1174
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:11,320
Uh, we have to lower the price of fossil fuels and we, we have to stop this electric agenda,

1175
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320
right?

1176
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,400
We have to stop everything electric because when you open up the pipelines and you make

1177
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,720
fuel cheap, that makes getting your groceries to the store cheaper.

1178
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:23,400
It makes production cheaper, makes everything cheaper, lowers the price of goods.

1179
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:29,400
And then we can give time, uh, for the inflation to self-correct with lower prices of goods.

1180
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,560
So the inflation will correct if interest rates come down.

1181
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,840
That was a good answer.

1182
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:34,840
Okay.

1183
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,840
Is that your time, sir?

1184
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:36,840
All right.

1185
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,320
So Mr. McDonald, your time starts now.

1186
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,320
You have two minutes to return.

1187
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,320
I think they need two minutes.

1188
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,360
I think they need like one minute.

1189
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,160
Yeah, that's, that's a lot of time.

1190
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,320
We'll give it, we'll give it one minute.

1191
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,520
You have one minute to retort.

1192
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,400
So here's the deal.

1193
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:58,040
I don't know a fucking thing about the global economy whatsoever.

1194
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,040
So what I think we do.

1195
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,960
No, you're supposed to say that about him.

1196
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
Yeah.

1197
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,360
Dan doesn't know a fucking word.

1198
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,600
Oh, what he's talking about.

1199
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,600
All right.

1200
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,600
So here's what we're going to do.

1201
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:13,840
We're going to make the minimum wage five times as much as it is.

1202
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,000
And then we're going to pay all the rich people way fucking less.

1203
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Actually we're going to pay them the same.

1204
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,880
We're going to pay them the same.

1205
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,160
We're going to, we're going to pay everybody the same.

1206
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,880
We're going to go straight up communist in here.

1207
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,880
So you're saying that we're going to give communism the good old college try.

1208
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,200
This would be $75 per hour.

1209
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:36,720
We're going to, yeah, yeah, I think, I think everybody, everybody makes $75 an hour.

1210
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,720
We see what happens.

1211
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,400
We see how long it lasts.

1212
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,600
Civilization may break down.

1213
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,520
That is, that is a, that is a very realistic side effect.

1214
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,520
That is your time.

1215
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,360
That was out of the box answer.

1216
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,000
That is your time, Mr. McDonald.

1217
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Thank you.

1218
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Thank you.

1219
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Next question.

1220
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Start with Dan.

1221
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,880
Should felons be allowed to vote or run for president?

1222
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,880
You have one.

1223
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,880
Why get to answer felons be allowed to vote?

1224
00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,880
Two-part question.

1225
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:03,320
Should Trump be banned from running for president and indicted for insurrection?

1226
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,400
You have one minute to respond.

1227
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,640
So let me answer the first one first.

1228
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,960
What is you having a felony have anything to do with you wanting to have a say in the

1229
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,120
outcome of the country?

1230
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,960
Because you're a criminal and criminals.

1231
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,960
I don't think that.

1232
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,960
I think that we should have felons in the White House.

1233
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,480
It's not, when you start with Dan every time and he says, should I agree with it?

1234
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,880
I don't even have the time to fucking give my take.

1235
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,720
I feel like we're going to have the same thing to say on this one.

1236
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,920
But what, why, because you're a criminal, it's like, okay, like some crimes people don't

1237
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,960
even, the governments don't even agree on whether or not it's a crime.

1238
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:40,680
So say the state of New York says you're a felon, Texas doesn't agree that you're a felon.

1239
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:41,680
Right?

1240
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,160
So you unfortunately got a felon in this state over here, but now you can't vote on the outcome

1241
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,160
of the entire country.

1242
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,160
No, that's ridiculous.

1243
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,600
And whether or not you should be able to be president.

1244
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:54,240
I mean, obviously this is in reference to what's going on with Donald Trump.

1245
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,840
You have 11 seconds.

1246
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:00,320
Obviously that's a politically motivated, he's a felon because even, even the former

1247
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,920
DA of New York city of New York said, but I'll give you time.

1248
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:05,920
Do you have a record?

1249
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:06,920
You never would have been charged.

1250
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:07,920
That is your time, Mr. Delaney.

1251
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,600
I'll give Dan a chance to answer.

1252
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,400
Do you think Trump should be indicted for insurrection?

1253
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,840
You know, that's, that's complicated.

1254
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,960
I mean, indict him or not, whether you want to say, was it an insurrection or not an insurrection?

1255
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,000
This country was started on an insurrection.

1256
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,320
I mean, insurrections are a natural part of freedom.

1257
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,040
So yeah, indict him.

1258
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,520
Thank you, Mr. Delaney.

1259
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:32,520
Thank you, Mr. Delaney.

1260
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,040
Mr. McDonald, same question.

1261
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,320
You have one minute to respond.

1262
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,320
Yeah.

1263
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,800
Well, unlike my compatriot here, I'm going to try to get this within the timeframe here.

1264
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,800
Thank you.

1265
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,440
So do I think felons should be allowed to vote?

1266
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,600
I'm going to come out and I'm going to say, no, run for president.

1267
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,600
Run for president.

1268
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,600
Absolutely.

1269
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,600
Yeah.

1270
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Why not?

1271
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,720
If, if the, if the country wants you, if the people who are voting for you want you in

1272
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,760
office, yes.

1273
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,220
And that also answers the thing with Trump.

1274
00:59:57,220 --> 01:00:01,240
That also answers the thing with Trump is yeah, you should be able to vote for him.

1275
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,140
I don't think that there should be anything barring from him.

1276
01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:06,880
If the American people believe that he should be in office, then he should be in office.

1277
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,400
It doesn't matter about the charges pressed against him.

1278
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,400
What was that?

1279
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,400
What was the third one there?

1280
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,040
Do you think Trump should be indicted for insurrection?

1281
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,440
I don't think so.

1282
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,640
I don't, I, I don't think so.

1283
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,080
Cause at the end of the day, the American people, thank you.

1284
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,960
You don't need a f*****g buzz in here.

1285
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:24,960
Jesus Christ.

1286
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:25,960
All right.

1287
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:30,080
And when I go over, you're going to let me go over cause you f*****g interrupted me too.

1288
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,080
All right.

1289
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,080
You're at four seconds.

1290
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,760
I don't give a f**k about your god damn.

1291
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,760
That is your time.

1292
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,760
Yeah, that's fantastic.

1293
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:37,760
That's your time.

1294
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,760
At least in the last 15 seconds, argue with Tyler.

1295
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,760
Yeah, because it's a f*****g minute and a half extra.

1296
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,760
No, no, no.

1297
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:49,760
He gets a minute and a half cause you want to hear his answer.

1298
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,760
What type of f*****g media are you?

1299
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,760
This is such s**t production quality.

1300
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,760
You want to f*****g know.

1301
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:56,760
This is your time.

1302
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,760
I go for the downfall of this f*****g debate.

1303
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,760
Can you mute his mic?

1304
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,760
Can you mute his mic?

1305
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,760
Can you mute his mic?

1306
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,280
This is the deep state.

1307
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,280
This is what the deep state does.

1308
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,280
Exactly.

1309
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,280
Look at this s**t.

1310
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,280
They're trying to f*****g silence me.

1311
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,280
All right.

1312
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,280
Ali Bek, you answered the question.

1313
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280
Next question over to Tyler.

1314
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,280
Oh, I don't get any extra f*****g time.

1315
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,280
Next question.

1316
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,320
And start with me this time too.

1317
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,320
I will start with this.

1318
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,400
Mr. McDonald, we have a huge border crisis.

1319
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:25,360
There are people coming across this border that are illegal.

1320
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,560
Your opinions on whether we deport them or your opinion on what we should do with the

1321
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,560
illegal immigrants.

1322
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,960
You have one minute to respond and then Dan will have one minute to retort.

1323
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,960
All right.

1324
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,760
First off, Tyler, I would like to thank you for asking that question in three different

1325
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:40,760
ways.

1326
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:47,880
I think everybody who's here right now, if they're working, if they got jobs, we keep

1327
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,880
them.

1328
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:49,880
If they don't, kick them the f**k out.

1329
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,760
Other than that, lock the border down.

1330
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,320
If you want to come in, you get a job over here, f**k it.

1331
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Come on in.

1332
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,320
Why not?

1333
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,320
Love to see it.

1334
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,520
If you're coming over here to f*****g wheel drugs around or you're trying to get in illegal

1335
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,240
illegally without going through correct processes, of which I believe if you get a job on the

1336
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,240
other end, send them off through.

1337
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,240
I'm going to pause your time for a second.

1338
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,600
I'm meaning illegal immigrants.

1339
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,640
I'm not talking about people who are coming here legally.

1340
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,000
I'm talking about specifically illegal immigrants.

1341
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,840
If they don't have jobs, deport them.

1342
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:18,080
If they have jobs, give them a chance at citizenship.

1343
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,080
Give them a chance at citizenship.

1344
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,520
Well, like, because you need to pass the tests and everything.

1345
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,600
You need to go through the process of becoming a citizen, but you should be doing that.

1346
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,840
But you're clearly, you're productive over here.

1347
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,840
I don't think they should have any penalty.

1348
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:36,480
Should you, should you, do we think that allowing them to cross the border illegally is the

1349
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,880
correct thing to do?

1350
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:38,880
No.

1351
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:45,040
So, so what you're saying is that you're for legal immigration, but not against illegal

1352
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,040
immigration.

1353
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:51,600
I'm against illegal immigration now because you're going from administration to administration,

1354
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,040
which has some have tried to lock it down.

1355
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:55,480
Others are lackadaisical about it.

1356
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,520
So if you're here and you're a productive member of society, you have a chance at citizenship.

1357
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,840
Otherwise get them the fuck out.

1358
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,560
But how did they get here?

1359
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,920
If they got, I understand they got here illegally.

1360
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:07,920
That's what I'm saying.

1361
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:12,040
They're grandfathered in like from here on out, fucking lock that shit down unless you're

1362
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,760
going through the proper process of immigration.

1363
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:15,760
He's like your time's up.

1364
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,760
Yeah.

1365
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,600
After he fucking extends it, your time's paused.

1366
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,600
The fuck is this over the dance?

1367
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,080
You are now on the clock, Daniel.

1368
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,480
I don't know what that last thing he said was.

1369
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,480
I don't think he knows either.

1370
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:35,040
No, you know, having a job has nothing to do with whether or not they came here illegally

1371
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,040
or illegally.

1372
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,720
I don't disagree with that.

1373
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720
Yeah.

1374
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,560
So having a job has nothing to do with it.

1375
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,960
They have to go back.

1376
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:46,760
But I think what we should have is like maybe like a demilitarized zone where it's kind

1377
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,760
of like a gray area.

1378
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:48,760
They don't really go back.

1379
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,280
You give them some time in this area where they can figure out if they want to go through

1380
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,280
the process legally.

1381
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,240
And if they don't, they can go back.

1382
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,680
So it's almost like.

1383
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,280
So you're saying essentially the same take.

1384
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,320
Mr. McDonald, you cannot talk during his period.

1385
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,320
He has a minute.

1386
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,880
It's like an asylum area, right?

1387
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,120
It's like towns built by the government.

1388
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,800
You're removing the job as part of it.

1389
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,560
Although, Mr. McDonald, can you please be quiet when Daniel's speaking?

1390
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,700
Can you please be quiet while Daniel speaks?

1391
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:16,920
They can try and come back in legally or they can go back.

1392
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,040
So if they can't pass the process to come in legally, they have to go back.

1393
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,040
You have 10 seconds left.

1394
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,040
That's it.

1395
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,040
That's all I got to say.

1396
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,040
I think you're going to lose.

1397
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:25,040
I think we both got good ideas.

1398
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,040
That is your time.

1399
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,040
Start.

1400
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,040
Start with Ali Mac.

1401
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,680
Can we mute the other person's mic during the other time?

1402
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,680
I think it's way too long up on this fucking timer thing.

1403
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,560
We're having a fucking debate here.

1404
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,560
There has to be order.

1405
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,200
I think you're just looking for an outlet for the anger you walk in the doorway.

1406
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,200
But that's just me.

1407
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,960
Do you want to go back to the two minute timer?

1408
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:45,960
We can go back to two minutes.

1409
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,400
You're the guy who suggested the one minute timer.

1410
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,880
I would like my question.

1411
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:56,440
Ali Mac, would you institute a maximum age limit for things like being president or driving?

1412
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,800
You have one minute to respond.

1413
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,800
Thank you.

1414
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:05,680
Well, I would say in terms of the driving thing, it's I think that once you pass a certain

1415
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:12,160
threshold, let's say 50 or you have like a medical condition that could impair your ability

1416
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,880
to drive, that should result in a little bit more routine checks because usually I don't

1417
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,240
like giving that power to the government.

1418
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:21,680
But in this sense, I'm concerned about the safety of the citizens.

1419
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,680
Yes.

1420
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,280
As for president, I don't think so.

1421
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,120
I think that just the American people should have brains to not vote for somebody who's

1422
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,840
incapable of running.

1423
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:35,720
So I don't think that I because if you had a prime candidate that everybody liked, but

1424
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:40,160
he was old but not senile and you couldn't vote for him because of that age cut off,

1425
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,160
you're fucked up.

1426
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:45,460
You can see you can see so well with Joe Biden and Donald Trump just how different people

1427
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:47,160
can be at similar ages.

1428
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,200
So like, thank you.

1429
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:54,680
You throw me off every fucking time you say that.

1430
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,720
Then they become senile.

1431
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,720
Your time is up.

1432
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,960
Mr. Mr. Yeah, that's why you have to vote in no confidence.

1433
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,280
Mr. Delaney, you have time to do it.

1434
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,280
You have one minute to respond.

1435
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,280
All right.

1436
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,560
So I'm going to say is this intersection here.

1437
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:11,160
OK, two cars are coming at each other for the intersection.

1438
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:14,320
We can pull up diagrams and visual aids.

1439
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:16,600
OK, you see that?

1440
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:17,600
He just did it.

1441
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:22,640
So is this the correct way for those two cars to turn?

1442
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,520
I know I've thought about that a lot.

1443
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,940
Which is the correct way?

1444
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,940
Is that the correct way?

1445
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:34,980
Now, the first one, the first one is the first one is OK, so we don't necessarily all agree

1446
01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:35,980
on that.

1447
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:39,080
OK, and that's everyday driving.

1448
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,480
I mean, I don't do that.

1449
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,840
Wouldn't it be nice if we had a test to brush up on our driving rules?

1450
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:44,840
Right.

1451
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:51,880
Like say, say you hit 60 years old and you just go to a refresher course and your abilities

1452
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,680
are retested by a driving instructor.

1453
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:56,720
Not going to get your license taken away, but they're going to evaluate where you're

1454
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,720
at.

1455
01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,680
OK, I think that was just visibly failed.

1456
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,440
We should have reevaluations at certain ages, whether it's president.

1457
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,440
Your time is up.

1458
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,240
So we agree on that.

1459
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,560
OK, next question.

1460
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
Dan's first on this one.

1461
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Dan first.

1462
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:15,760
Are health care workers, they are being paid limited amounts of money for a high level

1463
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,160
level job?

1464
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,440
Do you as president of the United States, would you help the health care people by raising

1465
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:30,640
the tax base to start paying health care providers or would you leave it the way it is and have

1466
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,640
it privatized?

1467
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:34,360
Private industry has nothing nothing to do with the government.

1468
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,360
One minute.

1469
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,880
I have a problem with the question.

1470
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,880
That's private industry.

1471
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,120
What about fire and police?

1472
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,520
It's like you let private industries fail at their own pace.

1473
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,520
But what about the local?

1474
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:48,240
OK, so what about the municipal services?

1475
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,240
Do you know about them?

1476
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,120
Should we add more money to them?

1477
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,120
More money.

1478
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,800
Are we should we add more money to them and do that?

1479
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,360
More money like raise their salaries?

1480
01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,360
Yes, raise their salaries.

1481
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,080
They get fucking they work seven days a month.

1482
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,080
The fucking firemen work seven days a month.

1483
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:09,360
It's like they should get paid twenty five grand a year to work seven days a month.

1484
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,360
Fuck you.

1485
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,880
Work in seven days a month firefighting.

1486
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:20,520
I think we know how Dan feels about this.

1487
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:26,360
So I kind of I disagree in some ways with Dan because there are I think they respond.

1488
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:27,760
Thank you.

1489
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:28,760
Fucking Christ.

1490
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:29,760
All right.

1491
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:34,440
No, I think they I think that if you're getting paid shit, yes, it should be like there's

1492
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:39,680
departments around here that pay fucking dog water where I work pays well enough because

1493
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:44,640
the town government recognizes the drought of people that are involved in the US.

1494
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,760
Well, I think I paid a shitload of money.

1495
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:52,160
The main concerning of my question is should EMS and services like that be federalized

1496
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,160
or you didn't say that?

1497
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,640
I mean, some of it, but no, the system we have.

1498
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,640
Yeah, you're just making it up.

1499
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,160
He's got a fucking whole list of questions to ask.

1500
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,160
All right.

1501
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,160
All right.

1502
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,160
Let me let me answer that now.

1503
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,120
Should healthcare workers be paid more?

1504
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,760
Should firemen be paid more?

1505
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,760
Should should EMS be federalized?

1506
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:11,760
Where are we going?

1507
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:12,760
All right.

1508
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,760
I got the next one.

1509
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:15,960
No, I'll fucking answer the question, though.

1510
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,720
I'm not getting shipped out of my question.

1511
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:18,720
You did answer the question.

1512
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,720
No, I didn't.

1513
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,320
I answered the question before he changed it.

1514
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:27,340
No, I think that I think the system that we have in place works fine for the commercial

1515
01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:31,520
agencies and then you have your privatized agencies within the government that works

1516
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,960
fine and they should regulate the pay at which they're for the end of the day.

1517
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,320
If EMS is more professional, they get paid a whole lot more money.

1518
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,840
But at the end of the day, there are places that are professional that do get paid more.

1519
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,840
All right.

1520
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:44,840
All right.

1521
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,840
I'm coming to you first for this question.

1522
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:49,400
Well, no, actually, this is just for Ali Mac.

1523
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:54,640
Alex, you posted a picture of a pistol pointed at the sun with the caption.

1524
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,640
I've had enough.

1525
01:09:55,640 --> 01:10:03,840
Do you believe we need to take more steps to climate change or do you hate your future

1526
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,840
children?

1527
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:10,720
Well, I would like to point out the stupidity in the picture because what I was saying was

1528
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:16,200
that it was quite hot out for a couple of days at which I posted that picture, which

1529
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,360
is being taken completely out of context, devaluing the entire production quality of

1530
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,920
the entire podcast at this point.

1531
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,880
So I think that that's an absurd claim to me.

1532
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:30,560
I don't hate my children and my stance on climate change is it exists.

1533
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,800
Let's fucking all recycle team sees baby.

1534
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,600
Like, no, I posted that because it was hot.

1535
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,600
Yeah.

1536
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,600
Thanks, buddy.

1537
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,600
Appreciate it.

1538
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,400
I weren't even looking at a timer when you said that.

1539
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,400
You have that second.

1540
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:44,400
Yeah, sure.

1541
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,400
Over the time.

1542
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,400
Okay.

1543
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,080
This one's just for Daniel.

1544
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:55,800
So Daniel, there has been some controversy with you of a old podcast called Ambulance

1545
01:10:55,800 --> 01:11:01,800
Sessions and some of the things that you said in that were awfully controversial.

1546
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,800
Do you have any?

1547
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,080
Do you disavow your skeleton in the closet right there?

1548
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,760
Stand by the opinions that you said in Ambulance Sessions.

1549
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,040
You have one minute to respond to that.

1550
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:14,640
I believe he said, these goddamn Muslims taking my goddamn air.

1551
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,640
Okay.

1552
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,640
Okay.

1553
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,560
So actually, that was in jest because the way I pronounce Muslims, nobody says Muslims,

1554
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:21,560
right?

1555
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,160
So obviously it's a joke.

1556
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:24,400
Muslim girls are fucking gorgeous.

1557
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,400
They have a lot of money.

1558
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,400
I'd love to go to Dubai.

1559
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,320
I do not want to write that off.

1560
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:35,280
I also said that Native Americans were actually homeless and they had a lower IQ.

1561
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,280
I'm not taking that back.

1562
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,280
I'm not stance.

1563
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,280
I'm sorry.

1564
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:43,280
The original homeless people.

1565
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:44,280
Wow.

1566
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:45,280
Wow.

1567
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,280
Is that your response, Mr. Delaney?

1568
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,280
Okay.

1569
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:52,840
I can say that because I'm 2% Native American according to my 23 and a.

1570
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:53,840
Yeah.

1571
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:54,840
I'm sure the Native American.

1572
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,840
That's where my ADHD comes from.

1573
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:57,840
I'm sure.

1574
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,280
I'm sure you have the Native American population backing you.

1575
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,280
Hold on.

1576
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,280
They had some babes too though.

1577
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,400
You are out of time, Mr. Delaney.

1578
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:08,600
Now Mr. McDonald, you heard some of the statements that he just said there.

1579
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:12,440
Do you agree or disagree with him or do you think he should be disavowed for the statements

1580
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:13,440
that he said?

1581
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:14,440
You have one minute to respond.

1582
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:17,720
Well, once again, you're asking me the two extreme takes there.

1583
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:24,040
I don't think he should be disavowed, but I don't agree with what he said, particularly

1584
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,480
about the Native Americans.

1585
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,720
Don't you agree about that?

1586
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,920
Daniel, I'm pausing his timer.

1587
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:30,920
You are talking during this.

1588
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:31,920
He has a minute to talk.

1589
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,920
I'm stating facts.

1590
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:33,920
He has a minute to talk.

1591
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,480
I believe that they have residences.

1592
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:40,000
My friend told me back in the day, he said, dude, they're like missing.

1593
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,640
How am I supposed to debate against this man?

1594
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:42,640
They're missing an enzyme.

1595
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:49,200
Native Americans are missing an enzyme and they can't use computers.

1596
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:53,160
Actually the kid who called in right to the episode that said that the earth was flat.

1597
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,160
Yeah.

1598
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,840
He said that they're missing an enzyme.

1599
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:03,080
I think we should all move away and they should be entitled to the land for what we've done

1600
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,080
to them.

1601
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,080
Dan, this question is for you.

1602
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,080
Oh, here you go.

1603
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:10,040
Here's the most profitable country on planet earth.

1604
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,520
Why don't you just take it?

1605
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,280
All right, I was trying to go with a wheel.

1606
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:19,360
I was trying to fucking give a hot take for the end there.

1607
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,400
That was not my name.

1608
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,280
Just give them everything just for being here.

1609
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,840
Dan, this question is for you.

1610
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:25,840
You have one minute to respond.

1611
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:31,680
Dan, you frequently troll people online and prank call retail stores under the guise of

1612
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,200
an obese black man.

1613
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:38,800
Should freedom of speech be protected no matter what the circumstance?

1614
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,800
You have one minute to respond.

1615
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:40,800
No matter what the circumstance.

1616
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:46,280
I mean, if you're like running through the streets, shouting out nuclear secrets, right?

1617
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:49,760
You know, and like state secrets, like it's probably not a good idea to have freedom of

1618
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,760
speech.

1619
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,440
Probably got to neutralize that guy.

1620
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:58,160
You know, no, no matter what, neutralization.

1621
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,960
I'm pro censorship under the right circumstances.

1622
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,520
Yeah, definitely.

1623
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,520
Okay.

1624
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,520
What about?

1625
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:05,520
Let me ask you this.

1626
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,520
We operate as an organism.

1627
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,200
What about your body neutralizes cells that are out of control?

1628
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:14,480
And should be should burning, burning the American flag?

1629
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:18,360
Should burning the American flag be illegal?

1630
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,440
You know what man?

1631
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:20,920
I think you have eighteen seconds.

1632
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,920
I think the pledge of allegiance is kind of creepy.

1633
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,360
Actually, it is a pledge of allegiance to the flag.

1634
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:34,880
The mediator take is that I think the say the national anthem is beautiful and I think

1635
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:36,960
that we got bus America.

1636
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:37,960
Let's have a back.

1637
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:44,160
I think you will stop talking.

1638
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,560
It is now Mr. McDonald's.

1639
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:49,840
That was your third question in a row.

1640
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:54,760
I think that if you want to burn the American flag, I mean, it's an incredibly disgraceful

1641
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,040
thing to do in my eyes, but I think that you should be able to do it.

1642
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,120
I think that you should be able to do it.

1643
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,200
I think that's right.

1644
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,200
A free speech.

1645
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,120
I think that should be a mandatory year in jail.

1646
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,960
I disagree with that outright.

1647
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,040
I think that's fucking ass nine.

1648
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,400
That's a ton of taxpayer money that goes into that.

1649
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,400
Hold on.

1650
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,400
Can I take a sidebar here?

1651
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,080
Can you stop fucking talking when they're talking?

1652
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,560
They have a minute to respond.

1653
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,560
Okay.

1654
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,560
They have a fucking minute to respond.

1655
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,040
Take your fucking microphone away.

1656
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,200
You gave your take on what Dan said last time, though.

1657
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,200
You did the same shit.

1658
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,200
Listen, I will stop.

1659
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,200
Okay.

1660
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,200
Over 30 seconds.

1661
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,200
Casey, don't say a fucking word.

1662
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:29,200
I think he's done.

1663
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,200
Casey, don't say a fucking word.

1664
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,200
Don't you say a fucking word.

1665
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,200
No, I'm done.

1666
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,200
I am done.

1667
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:39,000
This question is for the both of you.

1668
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,600
We have a viewer of the... Oh, is he coming?

1669
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,600
No?

1670
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,120
No, he just told me to say it.

1671
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:52,560
There's a person named Don Juan who often calls into this podcast about Buffalo Chicken

1672
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,320
Pringles and other things.

1673
01:15:54,320 --> 01:16:01,240
He is on his CPAP and he is not able to afford the replacement parts for his CPAP.

1674
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:08,000
What do you think about Medicaid and how Don Juan is affected by not being able to afford

1675
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:12,640
his CPAP parts?

1676
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,880
I'll give you a minute to respond to this.

1677
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:15,880
He's in the corner.

1678
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,880
He's over there.

1679
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:17,880
I don't know what he's saying.

1680
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,880
I think that's the Schizophrenia.

1681
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,880
I can't really hear what they're saying about this shit.

1682
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:20,880
It's possible someone's mother... Thank you, Don.

1683
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:21,880
Thank you.

1684
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:22,880
You can leave now.

1685
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:33,560
You have one minute to respond.

1686
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,560
We'll start with Alex.

1687
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:35,560
We'll start with me.

1688
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:36,560
Yeah, we're starting with you.

1689
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:41,480
I thought we could just start with Dan on that one.

1690
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,760
My take on it is get the man his parts.

1691
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:45,760
Get the man his parts?

1692
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,720
Get the man his fucking CPAP parts.

1693
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,720
Free healthcare.

1694
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:49,720
I like that.

1695
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,720
I'm not saying free healthcare.

1696
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:57,680
But if he's genuinely disabled, I think more what you're asking is like for people with

1697
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:01,120
disabilities should that be state covered?

1698
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,840
I believe that yes, that should be if they're actually disabled and need that shit.

1699
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,880
Specifically Don though, should he get his parts?

1700
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,280
I think Don needs his parts.

1701
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,760
I find him to be a very entertaining person.

1702
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,760
Interesting.

1703
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,760
I love his calls.

1704
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:14,760
Is that your time?

1705
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,760
I guess so.

1706
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,760
That's your time.

1707
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:21,720
Mr. Delaney, you seem to have known Don for a while before this.

1708
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,000
Known very well.

1709
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,280
Do you believe that his parts should be paid for by the federal government?

1710
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,000
You have a minute to respond.

1711
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:33,120
Diabetes is going to bankrupt this country.

1712
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,520
Diabetes and obesity.

1713
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:38,240
I think I don't care about right now we have to pay for his parts.

1714
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,240
We're not going to let him die.

1715
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,560
That's not how we do things in this country.

1716
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:46,240
But we have to start giving tax breaks for people that take care of their health.

1717
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:51,400
Some incentive because right now it's literally putting us on a crash course to bankrupt this

1718
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,400
country.

1719
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:53,400
That's a good idea.

1720
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,880
A large portion of our national debt comes to health care.

1721
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,960
So you're saying let's let the diabetics die.

1722
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,120
I did not say that.

1723
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,760
No, I did not say that.

1724
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,760
We help people in this country.

1725
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:03,760
That's what we do.

1726
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,000
We're not going to let people die.

1727
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,360
But we have to have a plan for the future.

1728
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:10,080
You just shifted right into politician mode there.

1729
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,960
Is that your time, Mr. Delaney?

1730
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:13,960
Yeah, I'm good.

1731
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,720
I tried to paraphrase your take a shitty way.

1732
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,720
What do you think of that?

1733
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:21,120
Don, Don, you're still in the room with us?

1734
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,400
If I can be getting some tax breaks for losing some of your power.

1735
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,560
Don, what do you think of that response?

1736
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:29,560
I'm not eating apples and shit.

1737
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:32,560
That's like one of the generous shit.

1738
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,560
That should be crazy.

1739
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:34,560
Yeah, I'd be liking that, Don.

1740
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:35,560
I'm going to vote for that, Don.

1741
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:36,560
Dude, he is...

1742
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,560
Really?

1743
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:38,560
Thanks, Don.

1744
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,560
I think Don just wants his pringles.

1745
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,600
That's a pretty out of character take from Don there.

1746
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:47,760
Alibeck, should the US financially support Ukraine and Israel or support other countries

1747
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:48,760
in battle?

1748
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:49,760
Absolutely fucking not.

1749
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,680
You have one minute to respond.

1750
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,680
Absolutely fucking not.

1751
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:59,400
And this is my completely politically uninformed opinion here.

1752
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,400
Uninformed opinion.

1753
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,560
I don't think that we need to be doing anything in the Middle East.

1754
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:04,640
Why are we over there?

1755
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,360
I get it.

1756
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,960
We like supporting them and all that stuff.

1757
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:10,960
We hate Russia.

1758
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:19,240
Do you think the US should support any other countries in war?

1759
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,680
I mean, I think if it poses a threat to us...

1760
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,120
Yeah, thanks for the fucking timer.

1761
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,120
Appreciate it.

1762
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,000
I don't fucking know.

1763
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,760
I'm not well-informed enough to make opinions on this shit, dude.

1764
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:31,760
How about you, Dan?

1765
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:32,760
Hold on, hold on.

1766
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,240
You have one minute to respond, Dan.

1767
01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:38,800
Do you think the United States should financially support Ukraine and Israel or support other

1768
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:39,800
countries in battle?

1769
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:46,200
Absolutely not, because one of the other things that's going to bankrupt our country is Social

1770
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,200
Security.

1771
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,200
Right?

1772
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,840
People, the boomers, it's a transfer of wealth to the boomers.

1773
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:55,440
Right now, people, it doesn't matter how much money you make, you're getting a $1,500 check

1774
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,400
for over 65 years old.

1775
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:58,400
All right?

1776
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,480
That's another thing that's going to bankrupt this country.

1777
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:04,240
But there's a certain point in time when we're not going to be able to afford that.

1778
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:06,800
For people in our own country, they're not going to get Social Security.

1779
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:07,800
We're not getting Social Security.

1780
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:08,800
You're not getting it.

1781
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,720
Nobody at this table is getting Social Security.

1782
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:11,960
Another thing that the boomers have.

1783
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,120
But we're giving money to Ukraine?

1784
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,120
Fuck Ukraine.

1785
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,600
Like, I'm not going to say fuck Israel.

1786
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,600
I like Israel.

1787
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:21,120
But I mean, still, we shouldn't be giving them any money, but we don't really give Israel

1788
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,120
all.

1789
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,920
Should we support any other countries in battle?

1790
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:27,840
Yeah, we should support them, but we shouldn't just give them a blank check.

1791
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:28,840
Right?

1792
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:29,840
Because right now, what we have...

1793
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:30,840
Ten seconds.

1794
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:31,840
All right.

1795
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,120
No, give me some more time on the time.

1796
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,120
Ten seconds, Daniel.

1797
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,120
Ten seconds.

1798
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,120
All right.

1799
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:41,360
So, the United States operates as a pyramid scheme that takes money from W-2 employees,

1800
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:47,040
moves it up the pyramid into military contractors, turns it into bombs, and drops it on brown

1801
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,040
people.

1802
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:50,040
He's like the time Nazi.

1803
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:52,920
All right, Alex McDonald.

1804
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,120
This is a question specifically for you.

1805
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:59,560
In the hit podcast, the Untitled Podcast, during the theme song of every episode, we

1806
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:04,480
hear, where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1807
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,960
We had a question about that.

1808
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:09,240
What did you mean by where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1809
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,440
You have one minute to respond.

1810
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:13,520
I would just like to say that we have no...

1811
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:18,280
We have theories as to how they were made, but we don't fucking know.

1812
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:21,360
So I'm not offering an answer.

1813
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:26,560
I'm posing the question, where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1814
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,320
Because it's pretty fucking crazy we made them.

1815
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,560
And hey, good for them.

1816
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:32,560
There is ways.

1817
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:36,000
We've drawn diagrams like, oh, well, they didn't have the wheel, but we did figure out

1818
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,960
that cylinders, if we rolled them on top of a board, could get them there.

1819
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:42,200
And there was a ton of fucking slaves that could heave that shit up.

1820
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:47,720
It would take a long time, but that's probably how they did it, realistically.

1821
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,600
But that is an insane amount of labor to do it.

1822
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,600
Okay.

1823
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:53,600
But yeah.

1824
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:54,600
Is that your time?

1825
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:55,600
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1826
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:56,600
I just asked the question.

1827
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,540
Daniel, you have one minute to respond.

1828
01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:00,560
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1829
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:04,960
I think that Ali Max take on that is racist.

1830
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:09,000
Because I think it's implying Egypt was a world power.

1831
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,320
Egypt was a world power that had millions of people.

1832
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:15,840
Hey, everybody, can we please not talk?

1833
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,160
That is disrespectful.

1834
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,720
This is a political debate.

1835
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:19,920
We are not going to have people talk.

1836
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,360
Daniel, I'm sorry.

1837
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:24,120
You have a timer of 49 seconds left.

1838
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,120
I am sorry.

1839
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,040
Egypt was a world power that had millions of people.

1840
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:31,320
I think the question where did they come from is like that's like saying, oh, could have

1841
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:35,200
been these brown people over here that put them together like because there's no way

1842
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,240
they could have done it.

1843
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,920
You see how that comes off as racist.

1844
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,080
I did say that they did, though.

1845
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,720
They just use slavery to make it happen.

1846
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:45,720
It was clearly the Egyptians that built.

1847
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,080
Well, yes, I'm agreeing.

1848
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,880
I said that they did.

1849
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:49,880
So why is it a question?

1850
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,060
Is my question.

1851
01:22:51,060 --> 01:22:54,760
Because you don't question it because we have no documentation of how they were actually

1852
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:55,760
done.

1853
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,760
There's no history to back this shit up.

1854
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:00,600
They were they were constructed and nobody can fucking tell us how they were made.

1855
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,560
That was 13 seconds.

1856
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,560
Yes, but they didn't.

1857
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,560
They never.

1858
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:11,360
We don't see how they did build the people that live here.

1859
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:18,760
Listen, Dan, if I believe that they did, I believe that they did.

1860
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,480
I believe I just don't know.

1861
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:23,640
This is decorum.

1862
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,920
We need to keep the decorum civil.

1863
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,240
OK, you're the only threat to the decorum right now.

1864
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,240
OK, all right.

1865
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:31,920
No, I got one more question.

1866
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,920
Let me answer this.

1867
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,000
Let me ask this question.

1868
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,040
This one goes specifically for Daniel.

1869
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,000
Why is it your turn to ask a question?

1870
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,000
Fuck you.

1871
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,960
This is this is specifically for Daniel.

1872
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:47,920
You have once said that they have giant Chinese super soldiers out there to combat the Chinese

1873
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,920
super soldiers.

1874
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:52,040
Would you yourself shut up?

1875
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:57,920
Would you yourself start a super soldier program in America to combat the giant Chinese super

1876
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:58,920
soldiers?

1877
01:23:58,920 --> 01:23:59,920
You have one minute to respond.

1878
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:02,400
It's already been started in the 70s.

1879
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,680
It's been going on since the 70s.

1880
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:09,600
Right now they live in underground bunkers and they procreate in underground bunkers and

1881
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:15,000
their civilizations underground of super soldiers within the United States as well.

1882
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,480
The Chinese super soldiers.

1883
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:18,280
It's just one's more scary.

1884
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:22,960
You know, it's like obviously there's American super soldiers, but that's not the enemy.

1885
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:23,960
They're on our team.

1886
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:29,680
And if there is a World War Three, you will see us using those super soldiers.

1887
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:30,680
I agree.

1888
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:33,040
Let's go to Ali Mack.

1889
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:37,160
Should teaching religion as fact be banned in primary and high schools?

1890
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:38,160
Yes.

1891
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,440
Yes, I do believe that it should be.

1892
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:42,640
I believe that it should be taught.

1893
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:46,000
Damn, that's a tough one.

1894
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,000
I think that they should be given.

1895
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,000
He doesn't have a take on it.

1896
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000
No, no, no, that's not true.

1897
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,000
That's not true.

1898
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:54,680
I think that they should be given a general rundown of the most popular religions.

1899
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:58,760
But it's like I feel like Christianity was pushed quite hard on me.

1900
01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,760
Wrong.

1901
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:00,760
I'm not saying teaching religion.

1902
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,920
I'm saying teaching religion as fact.

1903
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,280
Oh, as fact.

1904
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:05,880
Yeah, you can't do that.

1905
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:06,880
Absolutely not.

1906
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,060
Absolutely fucking not.

1907
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,060
You can teach.

1908
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:13,620
You can teach it in the context of a history book of here's what it is.

1909
01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:16,240
This is what they believe.

1910
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,920
Many of you in the room may believe it or maybe you're part of a different religion

1911
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:20,920
or you're not.

1912
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,920
And that's OK.

1913
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:22,920
That should be the take.

1914
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:24,400
It should not be treated as fact.

1915
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,400
And they should.

1916
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:30,920
They should continue to teach evolution, evolution and the Big Bang Theory as far as theory.

1917
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:32,920
No, because there's no theory.

1918
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,920
I don't think it's a theory.

1919
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:36,920
You got one to one.

1920
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:40,320
Yeah, I wish I had those three seconds to talk.

1921
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:42,480
It's kind of like the fuck.

1922
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:47,040
It's kind of like would you force somebody to eat a school lunch that they didn't want?

1923
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,040
No.

1924
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,040
Well, pizza's on the menu.

1925
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,040
So we're having pizza today, guys.

1926
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,040
That's what you're having.

1927
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,040
But I don't want pizza.

1928
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,040
Well, we're having pizza.

1929
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,040
OK.

1930
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,040
No, it's just you make it an elective.

1931
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:56,040
Can I bring lunch from home?

1932
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:57,040
You make religion an elective.

1933
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,040
You have multiple electives of what religion you use.

1934
01:25:58,040 --> 01:25:59,040
Judaism, Christianity, whatever you want.

1935
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,040
And if you don't want to study it, you don't.

1936
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:01,040
Make it an elective.

1937
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,040
That's it.

1938
01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:03,040
I like it.

1939
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,040
OK.

1940
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:05,040
I got a question.

1941
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,040
OK.

1942
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:14,160
Can I get that V?

1943
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,160
Michelle Obama.

1944
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,160
What about him?

1945
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,160
Oh, boy.

1946
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,160
Oh, my God.

1947
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,160
Oh, my God.

1948
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:26,160
Holy shit.

1949
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:35,600
Michelle Obama, during the 2008 to 2012 presidential reign of Mr. Obama, decided that the school

1950
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:39,280
lunches in America were, quote unquote, unhealthy.

1951
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,840
Would we do something if one of you became president to change the school lunches back

1952
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,240
to being actually fucking edible?

1953
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:51,080
OK, once again, that's not a mediator take.

1954
01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:52,080
Or not.

1955
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,080
We will start with Dan.

1956
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:54,080
Yeah.

1957
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:58,920
So I think that if the lunch is being supplied by the school, it should be healthy.

1958
01:26:58,920 --> 01:26:59,920
Right.

1959
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:02,400
And if you want junk food, bring it from home.

1960
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:03,400
That's it.

1961
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:08,520
If you're getting pumped out of the school cafeteria, they shouldn't have like mac and

1962
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:09,520
cheese.

1963
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:10,520
Sorry, Diler.

1964
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,520
Stuff like that.

1965
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:16,720
It's like it should just be healthy based on not even a food pyramid, but based on like

1966
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,120
advice from nutritionists.

1967
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,120
Yes.

1968
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,200
So, no, bringing back junk food into the schools.

1969
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,200
Definitely not.

1970
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,200
It's not food.

1971
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:24,200
I don't like your take, Daniel.

1972
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,200
That's OK.

1973
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,200
All right.

1974
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,200
I'll give my take now.

1975
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,200
Give you a minute there.

1976
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,200
All right.

1977
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,200
Fridays.

1978
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:31,200
It's pizza day.

1979
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,200
All right.

1980
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,200
Good pizza.

1981
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,200
All right.

1982
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,200
I am right.

1983
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,880
Actual pizzas Monday through Thursday.

1984
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,560
Let's reel it back in a little bit.

1985
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,560
Let's not go crazy.

1986
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:45,200
And for the love of God, give more options for I can't say my my school did a very good

1987
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:49,920
job of sourcing like locally grown vegetables and farm shit.

1988
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:51,200
And that stuff was really cool.

1989
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,560
I ate that shit all the time.

1990
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,960
But Pizza Friday, you bet your sweet fucking ass.

1991
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:57,080
I was up there for two slices.

1992
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,440
You need it's like life.

1993
01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,440
You got to live a little bit.

1994
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:01,800
You can't just go unhealthy all the time.

1995
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,520
And a healthy option on that Friday.

1996
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,320
Yeah, I'm all for that.

1997
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:06,320
Have some tree.

1998
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:10,360
But like these kids who are coming, coming to buy school that now I'm not going to finish

1999
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:11,360
that actually.

2000
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:14,400
I would get me canceled.

2001
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:16,560
But 10 seconds.

2002
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:19,680
But no, I think that I think that you've got to have a little bit of fun.

2003
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:22,160
But for the most part, there should be more of support.

2004
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,920
Local businesses get food from the farms, shit like that.

2005
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:28,840
And hopefully your community can support your school with a budget to make that happen.

2006
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:29,840
All right.

2007
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:30,840
Over to Dan.

2008
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,240
Yeah, I'm in it.

2009
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:38,560
Over 40,000 people were killed from gun violence in 2023 with record numbers of mass shootings

2010
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,480
happening in recent years.

2011
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:45,840
Should we be doing more to reduce gun violence and have stricter gun control?

2012
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:53,320
I got in a debate with somebody on Facebook about the gun laws in the UK versus the US.

2013
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:54,800
And I was like, well, you know what?

2014
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,840
The UK is the size of fucking Florida.

2015
01:28:56,840 --> 01:28:57,840
All right.

2016
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,240
So it's like you can't really compare the two.

2017
01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:06,280
And they're like, yeah, but we had like 20 20 shootings last year in Florida had 11,000.

2018
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,280
Yeah.

2019
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,280
Yeah.

2020
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,280
Holy shit.

2021
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:10,280
We got a fucking problem.

2022
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:11,280
Yeah.

2023
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:12,280
Right.

2024
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,120
That's why I like to debate people online, because it shows me a perspective sometimes

2025
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:16,920
that I really didn't expect.

2026
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:17,920
It's fucking bad, dude.

2027
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:19,920
Remember when I looked it up?

2028
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:24,480
Yeah, it's I don't remember when we looked it up, but it's fucking not good.

2029
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:27,280
So yeah, something serious has to be done about it.

2030
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,960
There just has to be a barrier to entry to getting a gun.

2031
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,120
OK, that's it.

2032
01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:32,480
Not taking them away.

2033
01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:36,560
Just so the fucking psychopath off the street can't walk in and get a gun and start killing

2034
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:37,560
people the day of.

2035
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:38,920
You know what I mean?

2036
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:39,920
Yeah.

2037
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:40,920
There has to be like a proficiency.

2038
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:42,000
Five seconds.

2039
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,000
Something like that.

2040
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,000
All right.

2041
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,000
I'll be back.

2042
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,000
You're done.

2043
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,000
All right.

2044
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:50,360
So I agree with the very end of what he said, but I think that certain things like limiting

2045
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,280
the modifications you can get on guns.

2046
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:56,720
The big one in New York a handful of years ago was the Safe Act, which limited pistols

2047
01:29:56,720 --> 01:30:00,440
to being seven seven bullets or less.

2048
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,240
And stuff like that, I think is useless.

2049
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:03,680
Those people already have firearms.

2050
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:05,960
I'm strong supporter of the Second Amendment.

2051
01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:11,840
We need to have firearms to prevent the government from having all the power that keeps the power

2052
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:15,700
in the people to a certain extent.

2053
01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:18,240
But at the end of the day, yes, just a stronger barrier.

2054
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:22,240
It's there needs to be a wait when you want to get a gun to when you actually get one.

2055
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:25,560
And I think that the rigorous process you have to go through for like a concealed carry

2056
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:30,760
and all that shit with it being as long as it is, is a good idea.

2057
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:36,120
But also just like we need to be way stricter on unregistered firearms and people who commit

2058
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:38,840
these crimes that didn't go through the proper channels.

2059
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:41,680
They need to get fucked for that shit and they need to get fucked hard.

2060
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:43,280
They need to be made an example of.

2061
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:45,280
Fuck him to death.

2062
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:49,840
Hey, Tyler, one more question from you and me.

2063
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:50,840
One more question.

2064
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:51,840
Yeah.

2065
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:52,840
Oh, fuck.

2066
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:53,840
I didn't think we had any.

2067
01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:54,840
All right.

2068
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:55,840
Yeah.

2069
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:56,840
Get a final question.

2070
01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:57,960
All right, Dan, we'll start with you.

2071
01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:01,400
What group of people would you eliminate from the population?

2072
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:02,400
Oh my God.

2073
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:06,400
Oh, what group of people would I eliminate?

2074
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:10,120
I feel like this should just be like right off the top of my head.

2075
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:11,120
I got one.

2076
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:12,400
Oh, this isn't yours.

2077
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:13,400
Give me a second.

2078
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:14,400
I know you got to be in it.

2079
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,400
I had to eliminate.

2080
01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,400
I don't want to give it up.

2081
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:17,400
One.

2082
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:18,400
It's like a Jeopardy answer, honestly.

2083
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:26,360
The Irish.

2084
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,840
Oh my God.

2085
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:30,840
My goodness.

2086
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:31,840
The Irish.

2087
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:35,160
They're just like kind of in the way.

2088
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,120
All of us are Irish except for you.

2089
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:38,600
You're Irish and I'm Irish.

2090
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:39,600
I'm Irish.

2091
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,600
Exhibit A.

2092
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,460
All right, Ali back.

2093
01:31:42,460 --> 01:31:43,800
What group of people would you eliminate?

2094
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:49,680
I was going to say pedophiles because I think that we can kind of just get them out of the

2095
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:50,680
way.

2096
01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,920
I think that I don't know.

2097
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:57,240
I wasn't going to go after a certain ethnicity or race.

2098
01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:58,960
Was this supposed to be an ethnicity thing?

2099
01:31:58,960 --> 01:31:59,960
No, it didn't happen.

2100
01:31:59,960 --> 01:32:03,240
I mean, yeah, get rid of the pedophiles.

2101
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:04,240
I like it.

2102
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:05,640
All right, Tyler, we're going to take a vote.

2103
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:06,880
What's your vote for who won?

2104
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,920
I got one more question.

2105
01:32:08,920 --> 01:32:09,920
All right.

2106
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:16,200
So the final and most important question, what is the greatest podcast on Spotify currently

2107
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:17,200
at this point?

2108
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,200
Joe Rogan.

2109
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:25,480
I was going to say the Joe Rogan experience, even though they steal all of our fucking

2110
01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:27,320
ideas, whether they realize it or not.

2111
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:28,320
All right.

2112
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:29,320
What do you think, Tyler, who won this debate?

2113
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:30,320
I don't know.

2114
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:31,320
It's a tough one.

2115
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,040
We got a vote.

2116
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:35,680
I like how I like how Dan dealt with Don Juan.

2117
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:38,840
They seem like they're very good friends.

2118
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:41,040
He's such a great guy to have in the studio.

2119
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:42,040
He really was.

2120
01:32:42,040 --> 01:32:44,360
It's almost like they're doing the same person.

2121
01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:46,840
I know they're so they're so interlinked.

2122
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:50,920
I was kind of surprised with Don being OK with not getting his parts for the CPAP.

2123
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:52,960
I'm not going to lie.

2124
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:56,320
I didn't say that he wouldn't get his parts, but I didn't say that.

2125
01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,360
I didn't say you put words in my mouth.

2126
01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:00,480
I mean, I did not say that at all.

2127
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:03,560
I said we can't get our nation that takes care of people.

2128
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,960
We're going to take care of them.

2129
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,960
Oh, I thought you said you couldn't get him his parts.

2130
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:07,960
I misheard you.

2131
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,640
For gun control reasons, I would vote for Ali Mac.

2132
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,640
I think the fuck, bro.

2133
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:13,640
All right.

2134
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:24,480
And for my vote, I'll just march up to the top of Mandalay Bay and get some fucking coffee.

2135
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:27,480
Just kill 40 fucking people.

2136
01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:30,480
I'm going to get my coffee now.

2137
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,480
Fuck gun control, man.

2138
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:33,960
My vote for this is going towards Dan.

2139
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:34,960
Thanks.

2140
01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:35,960
We got a tie.

2141
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:36,960
One to one.

2142
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:37,960
Here's what we're going to do.

2143
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:42,960
We're going to have our listeners vote for the winner.

2144
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:46,360
Email us on total podcast.

2145
01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:48,360
Congratulations on the tie.

2146
01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:50,920
Whoever emails us first gets the final vote.

2147
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:51,920
There it is.

2148
01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:52,920
We're going on break.

2149
01:33:52,920 --> 01:33:55,920
We'll be back on total podcast.

2150
01:33:55,920 --> 01:34:04,520
Can I send you grab your fucking cocks and grab your fucking cocks.

2151
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:07,320
Welcome back to a podcast.

2152
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:09,680
Do I need my headphones for this one for Jeopardy?

2153
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:10,680
I don't think so.

2154
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:11,680
No.

2155
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:12,680
Oh, yeah.

2156
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:15,520
23 time winner Tyler.

2157
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:18,080
That's fucking me.

2158
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:19,080
The trace of Ali Mac.

2159
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:23,080
And you're now 10 time winner Dan.

2160
01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:24,080
Oh, yeah.

2161
01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:26,520
The stock man or no longer the stock man.

2162
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:27,520
No, well, well, well.

2163
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:28,520
He's still Dan.

2164
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:29,520
I'm buying some right now.

2165
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:30,520
We'll see.

2166
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:35,520
We had a long conversation about stocks over the break.

2167
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:36,520
Surprise surprise.

2168
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:37,520
All right.

2169
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:40,520
I'm getting right back into it.

2170
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:45,840
I said I'm done with this.

2171
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:49,720
Did you see what Nvidia's at today, man?

2172
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:51,840
Got your categories.

2173
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:54,240
We're all enablers here for different things.

2174
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:59,480
Yeah, your categories are really are all about Clint Eastwood.

2175
01:34:59,480 --> 01:35:00,960
OK, Clint Eastwood.

2176
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:01,960
I don't have that.

2177
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,960
Are you kidding me?

2178
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:05,960
Sky scrapers.

2179
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:13,560
OK, same name cities, delicious musicians, inappropriate answers.

2180
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,040
And I was known for.

2181
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:17,520
Yeah, I don't predict a very good episode.

2182
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,560
Dan, one last thing.

2183
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:22,200
All right, let's do Clint Eastwood.

2184
01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:23,440
No, not Clint Eastwood.

2185
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:24,880
What was the one after that?

2186
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:25,880
Sky scrapers.

2187
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:26,880
Sky scrapers.

2188
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:27,880
200.

2189
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,240
The current tallest building in the world is the Burj Khalifa.

2190
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,240
Fuck.

2191
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:37,680
What is Dubai located this Middle Eastern city?

2192
01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:38,680
Yes.

2193
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:39,680
Wow.

2194
01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:40,680
Wow.

2195
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:47,360
Dan, before the question was even done, skyscrapers 400.

2196
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:50,880
This became the tallest building in New York once again after the collapse of the World

2197
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:51,880
Trade Center.

2198
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:52,880
What is the World Trade Center one?

2199
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:53,880
No.

2200
01:35:53,880 --> 01:36:01,880
What is the Empire State Building Empire State Building?

2201
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:02,880
Right.

2202
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:07,080
No, it's saying after the you love you.

2203
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:09,160
First question he just kept on saying.

2204
01:36:09,160 --> 01:36:13,400
Everyone kept on saying, well, I'm like, I would say after the collapse, the World Trade

2205
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:21,800
Center and I love this is a flawed question now because you said again, because it was

2206
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:27,120
a World Trade Center the first time the Empire State Building was the tallest building.

2207
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:28,120
Okay.

2208
01:36:28,120 --> 01:36:29,760
But it was the World Trade Center.

2209
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:30,760
But he did.

2210
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,440
And then it fell and they rebuilt the World Trade Center.

2211
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:35,440
Tallest building in the world.

2212
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:37,560
Either way, I would have gotten points.

2213
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:41,720
I'm talking about directly after the collapse of the World Trade Center.

2214
01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:42,720
Maybe specify Casey.

2215
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:43,720
Yeah.

2216
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:44,720
I didn't get to finish the question.

2217
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:45,720
It's like that question was written for Tyler.

2218
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:46,720
I did get to finish the question.

2219
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:55,600
You think mine.

2220
01:36:55,600 --> 01:37:00,320
What are the other categories would same name cities delicious musicians

2221
01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:04,440
inappropriate answers and I was known for the Clint Eastwood for one

2222
01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:09,640
two hundred for what two hundred or one?

2223
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:15,280
Oh, the first one Clint says a Clint says the line.

2224
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:18,320
Go ahead and make my day in this 1971 film.

2225
01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:21,320
What is the good, the bad and the ugly?

2226
01:37:21,320 --> 01:37:22,320
Nope.

2227
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,720
Go ahead and make my day.

2228
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:28,720
No.

2229
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,720
Oh, what is dirty Harry?

2230
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:31,720
Oh, yeah.

2231
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:34,720
Did you know that?

2232
01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:35,720
I'm back.

2233
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:38,720
You like fucking baked.

2234
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:43,720
You know, I don't predict a good outcome.

2235
01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:46,720
It looks like half of what is here.

2236
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:49,720
I might be able to lie on the second half usual 400.

2237
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:53,720
I was just suck in the beginning and I slur up.

2238
01:37:53,720 --> 01:38:00,720
One the best director and best picture for this 2004 sports drama, sports drama.

2239
01:38:00,720 --> 01:38:07,120
Yeah, you can rescind my sports drama.

2240
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:08,120
What year was it?

2241
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:14,120
2004 million dollar baby.

2242
01:38:14,120 --> 01:38:15,120
Oh shit.

2243
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,120
Yeah.

2244
01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:17,120
Yeah.

2245
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,120
I was going to eat six hundred.

2246
01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:27,120
The protagonist of this 1990 film goes by the name Clint Eastwood disguised as real

2247
01:38:27,120 --> 01:38:33,120
name from the movie or the actor, the movie or back to feature three.

2248
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:34,120
Yeah.

2249
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:35,120
Damn it.

2250
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:38,120
I would have known that one.

2251
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,120
You know that that's super easy.

2252
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,120
He's like, what's your name?

2253
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:43,120
He's like, uh, what is what?

2254
01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:44,120
Eastwood.

2255
01:38:44,120 --> 01:38:45,120
I've never seen a movie.

2256
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:46,120
Yeah.

2257
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,120
Good movie.

2258
01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:48,120
800 800.

2259
01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:52,120
This virtual band released a song named Clint Eastwood in 2001.

2260
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:58,120
What is gorilla?

2261
01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:01,120
Tyler do.

2262
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:04,120
Holy hell, Mr. Eastwood for one thousand, one thousand.

2263
01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:10,120
I'm going to get back in this damn Clint directed this 2014 biographical film about the late

2264
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:12,120
Navy SEAL Chris Kyle.

2265
01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:14,120
What is American sniper?

2266
01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:15,120
Yeah.

2267
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:16,120
Fuck.

2268
01:39:16,120 --> 01:39:17,120
Fucking American liar.

2269
01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:18,120
Fuck.

2270
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:19,120
Yeah.

2271
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,120
Such an American liar.

2272
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:23,120
More like you got skyscrapers, skyscrapers.

2273
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,120
Give it to me.

2274
01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:26,120
Six hundred.

2275
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:32,120
The Trump International Hotel and Tower is a skyscraper completed in 2009, located along

2276
01:39:32,120 --> 01:39:35,120
a river in the city.

2277
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:42,480
There's a couple of them.

2278
01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:44,120
Not skyscraper hotel.

2279
01:39:44,120 --> 01:39:45,560
Yeah, I'm not comfortable.

2280
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:50,120
Trump International Hotel and Tower located along a river.

2281
01:39:50,120 --> 01:39:51,120
Yeah.

2282
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:55,120
I mean, there's got to be one.

2283
01:39:55,120 --> 01:40:00,120
No, it's a specific one that was fucking completed in what year?

2284
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:03,120
2009.

2285
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,120
Yeah, I'm not just Chicago.

2286
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:06,120
OK, good.

2287
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:09,120
I was not thinking Chicago.

2288
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:10,120
What skyscrapers?

2289
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:14,120
Yeah, I was just fucking do skyscrapers for 800.

2290
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:17,120
You got up to a thousand.

2291
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:20,120
They've got 800 times got fourteen hundred.

2292
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:23,120
I'm at zero.

2293
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:25,120
I'll do four hundred.

2294
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:32,120
This country has by far the most skyscrapers defined as buildings over three hundred fifty

2295
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,120
meters has the most.

2296
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,120
Yeah.

2297
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:38,120
What is the United States?

2298
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:40,120
What country or city?

2299
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:41,120
China.

2300
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:44,120
Oh, I was going to fucking answer that.

2301
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:45,120
God damn it.

2302
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:46,120
No, you couldn't.

2303
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:47,120
All right.

2304
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:48,120
Damn it.

2305
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:51,120
Dan, Dan, fuck.

2306
01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:56,120
What is the number of skyscrapers, 1000, the new one World Trade Center topped out

2307
01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:05,120
a height of this many feet, 77, it was mine, 17, 76, five, it's six, it was number five.

2308
01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:07,120
Nobody's number five.

2309
01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:08,120
It was me.

2310
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,120
It was seven.

2311
01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,120
76 feet.

2312
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:13,120
God damn it.

2313
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:18,120
You got same name cities, delicious musicians, inappropriate answers and I was known for.

2314
01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:23,120
I'm going to do it appropriately and I want to figure out that is 200 in swimming.

2315
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:31,120
The individual medley consists of the backstroke butterfly freestyle and this stroke.

2316
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:34,120
What is breaststroke?

2317
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:39,120
Yeah, I already said that one.

2318
01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:40,120
I lose.

2319
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:48,120
We'll do inappropriate for 400.

2320
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:49,120
600.

2321
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:51,120
What's everybody else?

2322
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:52,120
Dan has 400.

2323
01:41:52,120 --> 01:41:53,120
I have 2600.

2324
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:55,120
Yeah, I'll do 500.

2325
01:41:55,120 --> 01:42:05,120
This small Asian dog breed traces its origins to the region of Tibet.

2326
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:10,120
What is weiner dog?

2327
01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:13,120
Oh no.

2328
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:14,120
Shit.

2329
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:19,120
Do what he got 500.

2330
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:22,120
Weiner dog.

2331
01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:27,120
Come from inappropriate answers.

2332
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:29,120
Weiner dog for 600.

2333
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:30,120
Yeah.

2334
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:33,120
Make sure to wear a rubber when visiting this Thai city.

2335
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:36,120
Bangkok.

2336
01:42:36,120 --> 01:42:37,120
Nice.

2337
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:39,120
I'm back in.

2338
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:40,120
I only.

2339
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:41,120
Bangkok and Bangkok.

2340
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:42,120
Stop.

2341
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:43,120
Same spot.

2342
01:42:43,120 --> 01:42:46,120
I'm not throwing a minute with the shlong and hard car.

2343
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,120
My picture magic.

2344
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:50,120
Don Juan man after Henny with a coconut smile.

2345
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,120
I just pick up the motherfucking phone and dial.

2346
01:42:52,120 --> 01:42:54,120
I'm in a big ass sack.

2347
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:56,120
I'm playing in this dick like a new jack.

2348
01:42:56,120 --> 01:43:07,120
For 800.

2349
01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:12,120
Chicago bears Hall of Famer in the 1970s who was considered one of the best.

2350
01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:13,120
Dick Buccus.

2351
01:43:13,120 --> 01:43:14,120
Dick Pup kiss.

2352
01:43:14,120 --> 01:43:15,120
Oh fuck.

2353
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,120
Chicago.

2354
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:17,120
I thought it was the Chicago Cubs.

2355
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:23,120
I fucking knew it was Dick Buccus.

2356
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:26,120
I'm going to get in this game.

2357
01:43:26,120 --> 01:43:27,120
Easy.

2358
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:28,120
Easy.

2359
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:29,120
You're pulling the fucking thing off the table.

2360
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,120
OK.

2361
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,120
For 1000.

2362
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:35,120
When watching this 2015 sitcom, you might end up a creek without a paddle.

2363
01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:36,120
Shit.

2364
01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:37,120
What is shit's Creek?

2365
01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:38,120
Yeah.

2366
01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:39,120
For a thousand.

2367
01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:41,120
That's the thousand dollar question.

2368
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:44,120
Why'd you buzz in then?

2369
01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:46,120
Because fuck you.

2370
01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:51,120
Tyler got same name cities, delicious musicians, and I was known for.

2371
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:56,120
We'll do the most musicians for two.

2372
01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:58,120
Stop.

2373
01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:01,120
Stand by 200.

2374
01:44:01,120 --> 01:44:03,120
No, wait, wait, wait.

2375
01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:04,120
There you go.

2376
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:09,120
You might use this Eric Clapton band laying up your coffee.

2377
01:44:09,120 --> 01:44:14,120
What is cream?

2378
01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:15,120
Damn.

2379
01:44:15,120 --> 01:44:16,120
That was close.

2380
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:18,120
Danced it.

2381
01:44:18,120 --> 01:44:20,120
Bands.

2382
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:21,120
400.

2383
01:44:21,120 --> 01:44:26,120
This American funk rock band sounds as if they test high on the school of scale.

2384
01:44:26,120 --> 01:44:28,120
What is the red hot cherry peppers?

2385
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:29,120
Oh, shit.

2386
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:30,120
Shit.

2387
01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:31,120
Yeah.

2388
01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:32,120
Fuck me.

2389
01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:33,120
I knew that one.

2390
01:44:33,120 --> 01:44:34,120
Fuck me.

2391
01:44:34,120 --> 01:44:35,120
Fuck.

2392
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:36,120
Bands.

2393
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:37,120
600.

2394
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,920
This well seasoned hip hop duo was the first female rap act.

2395
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:41,120
What is salt and pepper?

2396
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:42,120
Oh, shit.

2397
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:43,120
Fuck.

2398
01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:45,120
To achieve them in gold status.

2399
01:44:45,120 --> 01:44:46,120
Fuck.

2400
01:44:46,120 --> 01:44:47,120
We'll do.

2401
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:52,120
How many do we got left in this category?

2402
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:57,120
800 and 1000.

2403
01:44:57,120 --> 01:45:02,120
This new metal band shares its name with a cash crop made of what is corn with a K.

2404
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:03,120
Yes.

2405
01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:04,120
The fuck?

2406
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:07,120
Native to North America.

2407
01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:09,120
How did you know that?

2408
01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:13,120
Because he said fucking this cash crop that was made.

2409
01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:15,120
Say the question again, Casey.

2410
01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:19,120
This new metal band shares its name with the cash crop natives North America.

2411
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,120
You didn't even say cash crop before he answered.

2412
01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:24,120
He said this new metal band.

2413
01:45:24,120 --> 01:45:25,120
Yeah.

2414
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:28,120
Information fucking new metal band that is most associated.

2415
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,120
Dan's got a point here.

2416
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:30,120
I thought the same thing.

2417
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:34,120
I don't think Dan knows the category is called delicious musicians.

2418
01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:38,120
It's called delicious musicians and it's about food and a new metal band.

2419
01:45:38,120 --> 01:45:39,120
That's not enough information.

2420
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:41,120
A new metal band based on fucking food.

2421
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:42,120
That's fucking corn.

2422
01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:43,120
I don't think.

2423
01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:47,120
I think I don't know where he got the answer.

2424
01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:48,120
Wasn't there.

2425
01:45:48,120 --> 01:45:49,120
There isn't enough information.

2426
01:45:49,120 --> 01:45:50,120
I was not.

2427
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:51,120
I agree.

2428
01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:54,120
Dan, we're playing under fucking bullshit.

2429
01:45:54,120 --> 01:45:56,120
He's the answer wasn't up there.

2430
01:45:56,120 --> 01:45:58,120
They're playing on protest.

2431
01:45:58,120 --> 01:45:59,120
Unbelievable.

2432
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:00,120
That's horse shit.

2433
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:02,120
Well, they're fucking delicious.

2434
01:46:02,120 --> 01:46:03,120
A thousand.

2435
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:10,120
This pop punk band often reminisces about what life was like in the mid 80s.

2436
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:23,880
I was like, you got same name cities and I was known for I was known for 200 filmmaker

2437
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:29,120
known for directing the six sons, the village split and unbreakable.

2438
01:46:29,120 --> 01:46:35,120
What is M night Shyamalan known for?

2439
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:43,120
400 rock band and known for their hits like Heartbreaker, Cashmere and Black Dog.

2440
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:49,120
Dan's same category.

2441
01:46:49,120 --> 01:46:52,120
Hold on.

2442
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,120
Okay.

2443
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:59,120
Six hundred governor lending his name to the bridge that goes from Tarrytown to Nyack,

2444
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:02,120
New York.

2445
01:47:02,120 --> 01:47:05,120
What is Cuomo?

2446
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:07,120
Be more specific.

2447
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:10,120
What is my own?

2448
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:13,120
Who gets that?

2449
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:22,120
Well, I give it to Dan, but Tyler's and get any points off whatever whatever Dan's pick

2450
01:47:22,120 --> 01:47:30,120
same category 800 physicists who developed the first nuclear weapons in the 1940s.

2451
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:32,120
What is Oppenheimer?

2452
01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:40,120
Yeah, Tyler do this for a thousand.

2453
01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:46,120
Why did I tell her your president with a Washington DC airport named after him?

2454
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:49,120
What is FDR?

2455
01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:55,120
No, Reagan, Ronald Reagan.

2456
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,120
Yeah, that's the wrong Reagan.

2457
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:58,120
Yeah, Dan.

2458
01:47:58,120 --> 01:48:00,120
I was going to be J.

2459
01:48:00,120 --> 01:48:01,120
I got a question like wait.

2460
01:48:01,120 --> 01:48:02,120
That's New York.

2461
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:04,120
I know what is the military base.

2462
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:06,120
I will give anybody.

2463
01:48:06,120 --> 01:48:08,120
I'll give them four hundred of my points.

2464
01:48:08,120 --> 01:48:13,120
If you can name the military base across the river, the river, yeah, the Pentagon,

2465
01:48:13,120 --> 01:48:18,120
no, the military airport across the river from Reagan International.

2466
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:20,120
I give you three hundred points of my point.

2467
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,120
What if I get it?

2468
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:24,120
Well, you can answer for anybody.

2469
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:26,120
Is it named after our president still or is it?

2470
01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:31,120
Yeah, yeah, it's the president.

2471
01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:34,120
I don't like the way you said it is.

2472
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:35,120
I don't know.

2473
01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:36,120
I'll I'll.

2474
01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:37,120
Oh, maybe it's not a president.

2475
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:38,120
I'd like to know.

2476
01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:39,120
Now I think about it.

2477
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:40,120
What is it?

2478
01:48:40,120 --> 01:48:41,120
Andrews Air Force Base.

2479
01:48:41,120 --> 01:48:45,120
It's literally you can like you could come off the runway on one and just land on the

2480
01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:46,120
other one.

2481
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:47,120
Really?

2482
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:48,120
Yeah.

2483
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:50,120
And you got same name cities for the full category.

2484
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:53,120
Most of the points that we got so far, though, they always got three thousand.

2485
01:48:53,120 --> 01:48:56,120
Sounds like you've done that flight.

2486
01:48:56,120 --> 01:48:57,120
It's got three thousand.

2487
01:48:57,120 --> 01:48:59,120
Tyler's got forty five hundred.

2488
01:48:59,120 --> 01:49:01,120
I'm at twenty four hundred.

2489
01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:03,120
I'm back in baby.

2490
01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:04,120
Everybody slept on me.

2491
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:07,120
And you want lower high.

2492
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:08,120
Lower high.

2493
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,120
Yeah, fine.

2494
01:49:09,120 --> 01:49:10,120
Whatever.

2495
01:49:10,120 --> 01:49:11,120
Let's just do a hundred.

2496
01:49:11,120 --> 01:49:16,120
This New York City located near Utica shares its name with a European European city and

2497
01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:17,120
former empire.

2498
01:49:17,120 --> 01:49:18,120
What is wrong?

2499
01:49:18,120 --> 01:49:26,120
So it's a.

2500
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:31,120
Four hundred this capital of Costa Rica shares its name with a California City in Silicon

2501
01:49:31,120 --> 01:49:33,120
Valley.

2502
01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:40,280
No, I can't say it again, say it again, say it again.

2503
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:44,240
The question the capital of Costa Rica shares its name with the California city

2504
01:49:44,240 --> 01:49:45,680
and Silicon Valley.

2505
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:49,120
I don't want to fuck it up.

2506
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:49,680
Fuck.

2507
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:52,160
There's too many on San Jose.

2508
01:49:52,160 --> 01:49:52,680
Fuck.

2509
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:53,520
Oh, thank God.

2510
01:49:53,960 --> 01:49:55,720
Dan's big same category.

2511
01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:57,320
Sorry.

2512
01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:00,000
Stop for 600.

2513
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:02,440
It doesn't matter.

2514
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:04,120
Anyways, you got thirty two hundred.

2515
01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:10,360
I'll do three hundred three hundred four hundred four hundred.

2516
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:15,240
Yeah, these cities are the largest in both Maine and Oregon, although neither

2517
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:16,160
are the capital.

2518
01:50:16,160 --> 01:50:22,600
Focke is this a day and a man with me on it.

2519
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:23,640
God damn it.

2520
01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:24,840
Give me that question.

2521
01:50:24,840 --> 01:50:26,480
That was an easy question, dude.

2522
01:50:26,480 --> 01:50:29,000
Fine question.

2523
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:35,600
Oh, Dan, for 800, this deep southern city was the target of civil rights

2524
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:41,640
protests and riots in 1963 after a bombing targeting black leaders shares

2525
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:43,560
its name with an English city.

2526
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:46,720
Fuck.

2527
01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:48,160
Fuck.

2528
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:49,560
My brain is breaking.

2529
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:52,560
Say it again.

2530
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:59,360
This deep south city was target of civil rights protests and riots in 1963

2531
01:50:59,360 --> 01:51:02,000
after a bombing targeting black leaders.

2532
01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:04,920
I buzzed in shares its name with an English city.

2533
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:06,640
What is Louisville?

2534
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:07,640
No.

2535
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:08,160
Fuck.

2536
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:10,920
Fuck.

2537
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:11,880
I don't know.

2538
01:51:11,880 --> 01:51:14,440
It was Birmingham.

2539
01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:15,760
Thanks.

2540
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:19,080
Yeah, I should have dodged that bullet.

2541
01:51:19,080 --> 01:51:20,000
That was a stupid.

2542
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:21,160
That was a stupid fucking.

2543
01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:23,400
He just finally for a little sounded right.

2544
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:25,120
Yeah, only for a thousand.

2545
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:30,080
This major Dutch city shares its name with a suburb of Schenectady, New York.

2546
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:31,840
What is Rotterdam?

2547
01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:32,840
Rotterdam.

2548
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:33,760
Oh, shit.

2549
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:34,760
Yeah.

2550
01:51:34,760 --> 01:51:35,200
I'm a set.

2551
01:51:35,200 --> 01:51:36,760
And it's a close one.

2552
01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:39,880
Dan's got forty six hundred times got forty five hundred.

2553
01:51:39,880 --> 01:51:44,160
Oh, yeah.

2554
01:51:44,160 --> 01:51:46,000
I was in it until that last question.

2555
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:48,440
That was fucking stupid for me to buzz in there.

2556
01:51:48,440 --> 01:51:50,240
I still would have been in it.

2557
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:53,800
Your category is geography.

2558
01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:57,120
God damn it.

2559
01:51:57,120 --> 01:52:00,080
It's just a meme at this point.

2560
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:05,760
Maybe you guys would start learning geography.

2561
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:09,080
None of us are going to get it.

2562
01:52:09,080 --> 01:52:12,880
Which makes the wagers really fun because it's going to come down to who wagers

2563
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,080
the right amount.

2564
01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:15,840
I don't think either of you are going to get it.

2565
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:18,520
And I'm certainly not.

2566
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,680
No, no.

2567
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:22,640
I'm going to bet.

2568
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:25,440
Ali back still technically has a shot.

2569
01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:30,480
If if he bet it all and got thirty two hundred and Tyler and Dan lost,

2570
01:52:30,480 --> 01:52:34,600
like more than twelve hundred, Ali Mac would win.

2571
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,720
You hear that, boys?

2572
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:40,720
I got it.

2573
01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:45,680
I would have had a much better shot if I didn't fucking buzz in with Louisville.

2574
01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,320
I still think that was smart, though.

2575
01:52:47,320 --> 01:52:51,760
Like I did connect the dots on the fucking British thing, too.

2576
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:54,760
Fucking.

2577
01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:56,760
Close.

2578
01:52:59,520 --> 01:53:01,800
Damn, thinking hard about it.

2579
01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:04,240
This is a wager.

2580
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:08,440
Casey, can I get that vape perchance?

2581
01:53:08,440 --> 01:53:11,560
I need to de-stress from my.

2582
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:18,120
Jeopardy blunders, as per usual.

2583
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:20,600
I was trying to decide.

2584
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:23,720
What Tyler, but.

2585
01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:26,480
This is a poor decision, Tyler.

2586
01:53:26,480 --> 01:53:29,480
You give him all the time he needs.

2587
01:53:36,360 --> 01:53:38,760
That's pretty fucking funny.

2588
01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:40,080
Oh, my Lord. OK.

2589
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:41,600
I got the answer.

2590
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:43,760
Question is.

2591
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:50,000
Name three of the four countries or subdivisions that make up the United Kingdom.

2592
01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:53,560
How many? Three of the four.

2593
01:53:56,360 --> 01:54:02,160
What fuck that make up what the United Kingdom?

2594
01:54:02,160 --> 01:54:03,560
Oh, fuck me.

2595
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:07,640
Name three of the four countries or subdivisions that make up the United Kingdom.

2596
01:54:07,640 --> 01:54:10,280
I got to.

2597
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:24,800
Are we talking present day?

2598
01:54:24,800 --> 01:54:26,080
Yeah.

2599
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:29,400
Wait, wait, subdivisions to.

2600
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:35,200
Well, they're technically countries, but the United Kingdom is a country,

2601
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:38,920
but it has like four countries within it.

2602
01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:41,240
Fuck me, man.

2603
01:54:41,240 --> 01:54:44,080
OK, give me a minute here.

2604
01:54:44,080 --> 01:54:45,360
Um.

2605
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,280
I got to.

2606
01:54:49,680 --> 01:54:53,520
I mean, realistically, I only have one and the second one's already a reach,

2607
01:54:53,520 --> 01:54:56,760
but I feel like I can come up with the third.

2608
01:54:56,760 --> 01:54:58,200
The third.

2609
01:54:58,200 --> 01:55:01,280
Tough question, I guess, if you're not from the United Kingdom,

2610
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:03,400
if you are from the United Kingdom, email us.

2611
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:04,640
Go fuck yourself.

2612
01:55:04,640 --> 01:55:06,960
Untitled podcast, 73 at GMAT.com.

2613
01:55:07,120 --> 01:55:09,960
And don't forget to vote for the winner of the bait.

2614
01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:15,200
Only one person's vote matters.

2615
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:16,520
Fuck me.

2616
01:55:24,920 --> 01:55:28,080
Fuck it. That's what I'm going with.

2617
01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:31,760
I know this third one's wrong.

2618
01:55:31,760 --> 01:55:34,920
Actually, I think my second two are wrong.

2619
01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:39,560
I'm fairly certain that third one is a city.

2620
01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:42,840
Yeah, that's the problem.

2621
01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:46,600
I'm fairly certain it's a city.

2622
01:55:46,600 --> 01:55:48,880
Could it go to the person who's closest?

2623
01:55:48,880 --> 01:55:51,480
And also, I was mailing it in on my second guest, too,

2624
01:55:51,480 --> 01:55:54,320
but I had nothing better to fill the spot, so I just sent it.

2625
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:56,320
It's probably wrong.

2626
01:55:56,320 --> 01:55:57,760
Pretty sure it's its own thing.

2627
01:55:57,760 --> 01:55:58,720
I think.

2628
01:55:58,720 --> 01:56:01,200
All right, here I'm sending.

2629
01:56:11,800 --> 01:56:13,000
All right, I got your answers.

2630
01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:18,240
Got Ali Max says, what is Britain, Ireland and Liverpool?

2631
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:23,720
He better.

2632
01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:24,720
Liverpool?

2633
01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:27,520
Dude, I had nothing else.

2634
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:29,360
I had nothing else.

2635
01:56:30,040 --> 01:56:31,520
I couldn't think of anything.

2636
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:35,280
Tyler says, was England, Ireland and Scotland?

2637
01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:39,840
No, wow.

2638
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:40,920
He bet 200.

2639
01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:43,800
He's down to 4300.

2640
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:46,240
Oh, shit.

2641
01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:49,760
It's all down to dad.

2642
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:52,760
Dan says, wait, I'm rooting for you, man.

2643
01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:54,160
I'm rooting for you.

2644
01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:57,680
Dan says, what is Ireland, England and Scotland?

2645
01:56:57,680 --> 01:56:59,880
Oh, no.

2646
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:03,720
And he bet he bet zero dollars.

2647
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:07,320
Dad, four six hundred dollars.

2648
01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:08,920
Dan wins.

2649
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:10,600
Say it again.

2650
01:57:10,600 --> 01:57:11,600
Dan wins.

2651
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:12,600
Say it again.

2652
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:13,600
Oh my God.

2653
01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:14,600
Say it again.

2654
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:21,400
So the answer was England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

2655
01:57:21,400 --> 01:57:22,960
Are you fucking kidding me?

2656
01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:24,680
Yeah, it's not Ireland, it's North Ireland.

2657
01:57:24,680 --> 01:57:26,200
That still fucking counts.

2658
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:28,160
No, Ireland is completely separate.

2659
01:57:28,960 --> 01:57:30,960
Because they have like a fucking revolution.

2660
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:33,360
Protest, protest.

2661
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:35,600
I'm protesting. Dan, can we protest?

2662
01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:38,320
North Ireland is part of the UK.

2663
01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:42,600
Ireland is not part of the UK because we had a fucking revolution, boy.

2664
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:44,000
That's true.

2665
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:46,360
That's true. And I guessed Ireland too.

2666
01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:47,840
But I got to agree with that.

2667
01:57:47,840 --> 01:57:50,960
There is a very sharp distinction to be made between Ireland and North Ireland.

2668
01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:54,080
It wasn't the fucking territory or the country.

2669
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:55,520
I asked you this.

2670
01:57:55,520 --> 01:57:58,360
And you said, no, they're technically countries.

2671
01:57:58,360 --> 01:58:04,880
So I said fucking Ireland because I thought that encompassed Northern fucking Ireland.

2672
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:06,680
I said the same thing, Tyler.

2673
01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:08,680
I said the same thing.

2674
01:58:08,680 --> 01:58:10,480
I just threw in Liverpool.

2675
01:58:12,080 --> 01:58:13,080
How do you feel, Dan?

2676
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,560
How I feel to win?

2677
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:15,080
Yeah.

2678
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:16,560
It feels even better than last time.

2679
01:58:16,560 --> 01:58:17,560
Casey, I hope you get...

2680
01:58:17,560 --> 01:58:18,960
I'm getting pretty used to this.

2681
01:58:18,960 --> 01:58:20,280
Casey, I hope you get raped.

2682
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:21,280
I really do.

2683
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,760
I hope you get raped.

2684
01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:24,960
Wow.

2685
01:58:24,960 --> 01:58:26,960
I hope you get raped.

2686
01:58:26,960 --> 01:58:27,960
That was a good one.

2687
01:58:27,960 --> 01:58:28,960
Wow. Wow.

2688
01:58:29,680 --> 01:58:31,480
That was a little intense.

2689
01:58:31,480 --> 01:58:34,080
I don't hope that, but...

2690
01:58:34,080 --> 01:58:34,680
Jeez.

2691
01:58:34,680 --> 01:58:36,680
I also do not hope that.

2692
01:58:37,880 --> 01:58:39,560
I hope Casey does not get raped.

2693
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:41,280
Dude, that was down to the wire.

2694
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:43,160
I WANNA FUCKING WON!

2695
01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:46,360
IF YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DID NOT SAY

2696
01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:51,120
I TACTICALLY ATTACKED A NORTHERN ISLAND WHILE RUBBING YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES LIKE A FUCKING

2697
01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:52,520
GOD DAMN DEGENERATE.

2698
01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:56,320
Tyler, if you look it up, the Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

2699
01:58:56,320 --> 01:58:58,320
And Ireland is a god.

2700
01:58:58,320 --> 01:58:59,520
Oh my god.

2701
01:58:59,520 --> 01:59:00,720
Fucking degenerate.

2702
01:59:00,720 --> 01:59:01,720
Oh.

2703
01:59:01,720 --> 01:59:03,520
Tyler is angry tonight.

2704
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:05,920
I hope he gets thrown to a fucking wood shipper.

2705
01:59:05,920 --> 01:59:07,320
Oh my god.

2706
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:08,520
And survive.

2707
01:59:08,520 --> 01:59:09,520
Alright.

2708
01:59:10,320 --> 01:59:12,520
If you like this episode, email us.

2709
01:59:12,520 --> 01:59:14,080
Loving time winner!

2710
01:59:14,080 --> 01:59:14,680
What?

2711
01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:15,680
Loving time winner.

2712
01:59:15,680 --> 01:59:19,680
Wow, you're only fucking half, not even half of the way.

2713
01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:21,560
Are we gonna end it here?

2714
01:59:21,560 --> 01:59:23,480
No, I think this is...

2715
01:59:23,480 --> 01:59:25,880
This is where things turn for Tyler.

2716
01:59:25,880 --> 01:59:26,680
I don't know.

2717
01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:27,480
Really?

2718
01:59:27,480 --> 01:59:29,280
You think you're turning a corner?

2719
01:59:29,280 --> 01:59:32,080
What is go fuck yourself, Casey?

2720
01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:33,280
Yup.

2721
01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:33,880
Alright, like that.

2722
01:59:33,880 --> 01:59:36,680
You definitely got the wagering game down, Pat.

2723
01:59:36,680 --> 01:59:38,160
I don't know if I have it down, Pat.

2724
01:59:38,160 --> 01:59:40,880
I just knew I didn't know geography.

2725
01:59:40,880 --> 01:59:42,560
So I wasn't gonna wager anything.

2726
01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:44,080
That was a clutch bet right there.

2727
01:59:44,080 --> 01:59:47,480
That should have been fucking my win!

2728
01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:50,280
I was so tempted to bet nothing.

2729
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:54,280
Because I was like, these two could both go really heavy on the wager and fucking blow it.

2730
01:59:54,280 --> 01:59:54,680
Right.

2731
01:59:54,680 --> 01:59:58,880
If I'm just sitting there at 1600, I could cruise out of here with a win.

2732
01:59:58,880 --> 01:59:59,880
I should have done it.

2733
01:59:59,880 --> 02:00:03,280
I made myself look like an idiot fucking Liverpool.

2734
02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:04,080
Liverpool.

2735
02:00:04,080 --> 02:00:08,280
You know, I just want to say before we close it up...

2736
02:00:08,280 --> 02:00:10,880
We haven't done anything spooky in a while.

2737
02:00:10,880 --> 02:00:11,480
That's true.

2738
02:00:11,480 --> 02:00:12,280
Oh yeah.

2739
02:00:12,280 --> 02:00:13,880
There's been no spooky shit.

2740
02:00:13,880 --> 02:00:15,880
I mean, yeah.

2741
02:00:15,880 --> 02:00:17,680
We were supposed to go to the fucking conjuring house.

2742
02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:18,880
Oh yeah, we should do that.

2743
02:00:18,880 --> 02:00:21,680
We should probably do that in like September or October.

2744
02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:23,680
I'm missing the spooky shit, dude.

2745
02:00:23,680 --> 02:00:27,680
Dude, our podcast used to be about fucking conspiracy theories and spooky shit.

2746
02:00:27,680 --> 02:00:30,880
And it's just devolved into fucking politics and anger.

2747
02:00:30,880 --> 02:00:32,480
Politics and jeopardy.

2748
02:00:32,480 --> 02:00:35,280
Yeah.

2749
02:00:35,280 --> 02:00:39,880
I mean, it is a very, you know, political time in America.

2750
02:00:39,880 --> 02:00:48,280
Can we go back to the fucking fact that Jimmy Carter said that he saw a UFO?

2751
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:48,880
Did he?

2752
02:00:48,880 --> 02:00:50,080
That's an actual fact.

2753
02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:54,080
Jimmy Carter is the only president to say that he's seen a UFO.

2754
02:00:54,080 --> 02:00:55,880
I don't think he's the only one.

2755
02:00:55,880 --> 02:00:56,880
There is...

2756
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:59,880
I think there was another one that called one into the police.

2757
02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:00,480
Jimmy Carter.

2758
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:01,280
It was Jimmy Carter.

2759
02:01:01,280 --> 02:01:01,680
Was it?

2760
02:01:01,680 --> 02:01:02,280
Yeah.

2761
02:01:02,280 --> 02:01:03,280
Oh.

2762
02:01:03,280 --> 02:01:04,880
Our favorite president of all time.

2763
02:01:04,880 --> 02:01:07,480
I thought they figured out that it was Venus or something.

2764
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:11,080
No, it's our favorite president of all time, Jimmy Carter, saw a UFO.

2765
02:01:11,080 --> 02:01:12,080
No shit.

2766
02:01:12,080 --> 02:01:12,480
Yeah.

2767
02:01:12,480 --> 02:01:13,680
Shit.

2768
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:14,680
Damn.

2769
02:01:14,680 --> 02:01:16,280
Yeah, I was thinking that happened.

2770
02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:18,880
I hope he makes it till October 1st.

2771
02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:20,480
Why?

2772
02:01:20,480 --> 02:01:22,480
Because that's his 100th birthday.

2773
02:01:22,480 --> 02:01:23,080
Damn.

2774
02:01:23,080 --> 02:01:23,680
Is it?

2775
02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:24,080
Yeah.

2776
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:25,680
Oh my God.

2777
02:01:25,680 --> 02:01:27,080
Wow.

2778
02:01:27,080 --> 02:01:30,080
This guy is just fucking hanging on for dear life.

2779
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:34,680
I hope he stays until November so I can vote for him as president.

2780
02:01:34,680 --> 02:01:37,080
But, see, this is part of the problem, dude.

2781
02:01:37,080 --> 02:01:38,280
All right?

2782
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:41,680
These fucking boomers are living so long.

2783
02:01:41,680 --> 02:01:43,280
He's before the boomers.

2784
02:01:43,280 --> 02:01:44,480
And they're getting all the money, right?

2785
02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:45,080
He's a silent generation.

2786
02:01:45,080 --> 02:01:45,480
Yeah.

2787
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:47,080
It's just, dude, this whole...

2788
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:50,280
Look, people are supposed to die at some point.

2789
02:01:50,280 --> 02:01:54,880
Otherwise, if they don't die, they just keep taking resources from the younger generations.

2790
02:01:54,880 --> 02:01:59,380
I actually think COVID may have been something developed by the Earth to just be like,

2791
02:01:59,380 --> 02:02:02,380
dude, we got to unload some of these fucking boomers, dude.

2792
02:02:02,380 --> 02:02:02,680
Yeah.

2793
02:02:02,680 --> 02:02:03,280
It's like Japan.

2794
02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:05,680
They have a problem with people living too long.

2795
02:02:05,680 --> 02:02:08,880
And now there's just like half the population is over 80.

2796
02:02:08,880 --> 02:02:10,880
But they also don't repopulate either.

2797
02:02:10,880 --> 02:02:13,280
All the people in Japan aren't repopulating.

2798
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:13,880
Right.

2799
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:16,680
They're like incels, all of them.

2800
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:19,680
Dude, they should just be banging bitches nonstop.

2801
02:02:19,680 --> 02:02:23,880
No, they're actually giving visas to Americans to get fucking girls pregnant.

2802
02:02:23,880 --> 02:02:27,280
Y'all, I'll say something off the air.

2803
02:02:27,280 --> 02:02:28,280
When are we going?

2804
02:02:30,680 --> 02:02:31,880
When are we going?

2805
02:02:31,880 --> 02:02:35,680
No, but they're actually giving visas to Americans to go over.

2806
02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:41,080
They're called pregnancy visas and they're told to get laid as many times as you can

2807
02:02:41,080 --> 02:02:43,880
to fucking do this shit.

2808
02:02:43,880 --> 02:02:48,880
The land of hundred and ten pound girls with black hair.

2809
02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:52,280
I just want to read you something, Dan.

2810
02:02:52,280 --> 02:02:53,080
What?

2811
02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:58,680
When in the course of human events becomes necessary, I can't read that.

2812
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:03,080
That's too cursive for me.

2813
02:03:03,080 --> 02:03:04,880
Well said, Casey.

2814
02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:06,080
I can fucking read cursive.

2815
02:03:06,080 --> 02:03:06,880
Where do you want to read?

2816
02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:07,480
The first sentence?

2817
02:03:07,480 --> 02:03:17,680
For one, people to dissolve the patriarchal bonds which have connected them with another.

2818
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:18,480
And two.

2819
02:03:18,480 --> 02:03:18,880
What?

2820
02:03:18,880 --> 02:03:20,280
Oh, no shit.

2821
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:21,280
Tyler.

2822
02:03:21,280 --> 02:03:22,680
I'll read it.

2823
02:03:22,680 --> 02:03:24,080
I'm going to look it up online.

2824
02:03:24,080 --> 02:03:26,280
What's the first line?

2825
02:03:26,280 --> 02:03:27,480
What do you mean?

2826
02:03:27,480 --> 02:03:31,280
Were you reading the first line when it becomes the?

2827
02:03:32,880 --> 02:03:34,280
Yeah, this is fucking weird.

2828
02:03:34,280 --> 02:03:43,080
It's really what in the course of human events it becomes necessary for our one people to

2829
02:03:43,080 --> 02:03:45,280
dissolve the political bands.

2830
02:03:45,280 --> 02:03:46,880
It's not patriarchy.

2831
02:03:46,880 --> 02:03:53,680
It's political political bands which have connected them to with another and two should

2832
02:03:53,680 --> 02:03:56,080
declare the causes of which no, no.

2833
02:03:56,080 --> 02:04:01,880
And it's to assume along the powers of earth, separate and equal station.

2834
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:08,480
Does it say that was this separate and eat like in my then there's a line that says we

2835
02:04:08,480 --> 02:04:10,080
hold these truths to be.

2836
02:04:10,080 --> 02:04:13,680
Yes, that meant that all men are created equal.

2837
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:16,680
They are endowed according to the Constitution.

2838
02:04:16,680 --> 02:04:24,080
They are endowed by their creator with a certain inalienable rights that among these of life,

2839
02:04:24,080 --> 02:04:33,880
liberty and the pursuit of happiness that these that to these two is this what we've

2840
02:04:33,880 --> 02:04:38,880
resorted to Tyler reading the Declaration of Independence.

2841
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:40,880
This is the best we got.

2842
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:43,280
This is fucking pitiful.

2843
02:04:43,280 --> 02:04:46,080
All right, we're going to end this up.

2844
02:04:46,080 --> 02:04:48,680
Talk about spooky shit.

2845
02:04:48,680 --> 02:04:51,480
We talked about seeing a fucking UFO.

2846
02:04:51,480 --> 02:04:52,480
That's not spooky.

2847
02:04:52,480 --> 02:04:54,080
What's spooky stuff?

2848
02:04:54,080 --> 02:04:56,080
Do you want to talk about ghosts then?

2849
02:04:56,080 --> 02:04:58,080
Yeah, let's talk about spooky shit.

2850
02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:00,880
Let's talk about when we are going to the conjuring house.

2851
02:05:00,880 --> 02:05:01,880
Yeah, let's go.

2852
02:05:01,880 --> 02:05:02,880
Why not?

2853
02:05:02,880 --> 02:05:05,280
You want to do some spooky shit?

2854
02:05:05,280 --> 02:05:09,280
I said I wanted to talk about spooky shit.

2855
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:12,080
Then you can get some fucking bring it the fuck home with me.

2856
02:05:12,080 --> 02:05:16,280
We when are we going to fucking investigate your house for the fucking motorcyclist that

2857
02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:17,280
died?

2858
02:05:17,280 --> 02:05:18,280
Oh shit.

2859
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:21,880
Yeah, we can do that whenever you whenever you want to be in your next episode because

2860
02:05:21,880 --> 02:05:25,080
I'm going to I'm going to have to like break this down after this episode.

2861
02:05:25,080 --> 02:05:29,280
I was going to clean so I could like pack it up and we can do the next episode at your

2862
02:05:29,280 --> 02:05:30,280
house.

2863
02:05:30,280 --> 02:05:31,280
Hell yeah.

2864
02:05:31,280 --> 02:05:32,280
Oh shit.

2865
02:05:32,280 --> 02:05:33,280
Yeah, for sure.

2866
02:05:33,280 --> 02:05:34,280
Be dope.

2867
02:05:34,280 --> 02:05:35,280
Why you clean?

2868
02:05:35,280 --> 02:05:36,280
What you doing down here?

2869
02:05:36,280 --> 02:05:39,280
No, I'm just going on vacation for two weeks, so it's a good time to do it.

2870
02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:40,280
Yeah.

2871
02:05:40,280 --> 02:05:41,280
What could we?

2872
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:44,280
What are you going to bring that we could?

2873
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:45,280
I don't know.

2874
02:05:45,280 --> 02:05:47,680
I could jerk off to fucking yeah, we're going to host or that.

2875
02:05:47,680 --> 02:05:49,080
Tell us about what?

2876
02:05:49,080 --> 02:05:52,880
Tell us about the spooky things that we're investigating at your house.

2877
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:59,080
Oh, well, there's this motorcyclist that hit a barn on my property.

2878
02:05:59,080 --> 02:06:00,080
That's not my property.

2879
02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:02,240
It's the property of the apartment I live on.

2880
02:06:02,240 --> 02:06:04,600
I live on like this ancient fucking farm.

2881
02:06:04,600 --> 02:06:06,600
It's like from the eighteen fifties or something.

2882
02:06:06,600 --> 02:06:12,480
Oh, she like giant silos in front of my apartment and there was like a little garage in the

2883
02:06:12,480 --> 02:06:18,840
middle and he came around the turn drunk on his motorcycle doing like seventy miles an

2884
02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:19,840
hour.

2885
02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:20,840
Lost control.

2886
02:06:20,840 --> 02:06:22,680
I had a telephone pole.

2887
02:06:22,680 --> 02:06:27,280
It took his arm off and then he kept going into this garage and the garage caught on

2888
02:06:27,280 --> 02:06:28,280
fire.

2889
02:06:28,280 --> 02:06:33,360
So there's a bunch of like welding supplies and settling bottles and shit in there.

2890
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:37,040
But yeah, no, I was what a way to go.

2891
02:06:37,040 --> 02:06:38,040
Yeah.

2892
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:39,040
Oh, yeah.

2893
02:06:39,040 --> 02:06:40,040
His arm was the other thing.

2894
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:41,040
His arm was in my yard.

2895
02:06:41,040 --> 02:06:42,040
Wasn't there something else to?

2896
02:06:42,040 --> 02:06:43,040
Yeah.

2897
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:45,640
So me and my buddy were sitting out.

2898
02:06:45,640 --> 02:06:47,800
My buddy works with you.

2899
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:52,720
We're sitting out in front of my apartment having a fire.

2900
02:06:52,720 --> 02:06:57,600
And well, first of all, before we get to that, my one neighbor asked me, he goes, were you

2901
02:06:57,600 --> 02:07:04,040
walking down the center of the road at midnight the other night?

2902
02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:06,760
Like with a black with a black hoodie on?

2903
02:07:06,760 --> 02:07:08,400
I'm like, no, no.

2904
02:07:08,400 --> 02:07:12,520
Like I've never seen there's somebody walking with a black hoodie down the I live in the

2905
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:13,520
fucking country.

2906
02:07:13,520 --> 02:07:14,520
Do you have cameras?

2907
02:07:14,520 --> 02:07:17,960
The fuck is this is this after the accident?

2908
02:07:17,960 --> 02:07:18,960
Yeah.

2909
02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:19,960
After it.

2910
02:07:19,960 --> 02:07:20,960
This was like six months after it.

2911
02:07:20,960 --> 02:07:23,720
Maybe even longer, maybe like a year after it.

2912
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:29,440
But I'm like, no, that's crazy that there's fucking people walking down the street in

2913
02:07:29,440 --> 02:07:30,440
the middle of the fucking country.

2914
02:07:30,440 --> 02:07:32,560
Oh, I actually had a spooky thing happen.

2915
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:34,880
I'll tell you after this, because you want to talk about spooky stuff.

2916
02:07:34,880 --> 02:07:36,800
I actually had a recent spooky experience.

2917
02:07:36,800 --> 02:07:37,800
All right.

2918
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:38,800
Good.

2919
02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:39,800
We'll talk about that.

2920
02:07:39,800 --> 02:07:46,160
So me and my buddy were out at the having a fire in front of my apartment and he's like,

2921
02:07:46,160 --> 02:07:51,040
dude, did I just see somebody with a hood on at the end of the driveway?

2922
02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:52,040
It was me.

2923
02:07:52,040 --> 02:07:53,040
What the fuck?

2924
02:07:53,040 --> 02:07:54,040
And I'm like, it was fucking me.

2925
02:07:54,040 --> 02:07:55,040
Where?

2926
02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:56,040
Like point to where you saw it.

2927
02:07:56,040 --> 02:07:58,400
He goes, dude, right over there.

2928
02:07:58,400 --> 02:08:01,360
And I'm like, that's fucking weird, dude.

2929
02:08:01,360 --> 02:08:02,960
Let me show you something over there.

2930
02:08:02,960 --> 02:08:07,360
And so I bring him over there and I show him the cross up against the tree with the kid's

2931
02:08:07,360 --> 02:08:08,360
hat on it.

2932
02:08:08,360 --> 02:08:09,360
Right.

2933
02:08:09,360 --> 02:08:12,200
And I'm like, fucking kid died right here.

2934
02:08:12,200 --> 02:08:13,480
Like that's fucking crazy.

2935
02:08:13,480 --> 02:08:15,720
Like he said, I saw a figure.

2936
02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:18,280
So if I asked him about this, he would remember this.

2937
02:08:18,280 --> 02:08:19,280
Yeah.

2938
02:08:19,280 --> 02:08:20,280
That's wild.

2939
02:08:20,280 --> 02:08:21,280
I got to ask him.

2940
02:08:21,280 --> 02:08:22,280
Yeah.

2941
02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:23,280
Yeah.

2942
02:08:23,280 --> 02:08:24,280
So there was another thing too, right?

2943
02:08:24,280 --> 02:08:27,320
Was it the place that me and Tyler went to investigate?

2944
02:08:27,320 --> 02:08:28,320
Well, the Christman's.

2945
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:29,320
Oh, yeah.

2946
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:33,000
That was the other thing that was by you.

2947
02:08:33,000 --> 02:08:34,000
Right.

2948
02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:35,000
Yeah.

2949
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:36,000
That's where the kid saw the rake.

2950
02:08:36,000 --> 02:08:38,000
So we can investigate there.

2951
02:08:38,000 --> 02:08:39,600
Again, he did again.

2952
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:41,800
Yeah, but we didn't see anything.

2953
02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:42,800
Oh, yeah.

2954
02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:43,800
Yeah.

2955
02:08:43,800 --> 02:08:44,800
It was cool.

2956
02:08:44,800 --> 02:08:45,800
I got to do it at night.

2957
02:08:45,800 --> 02:08:47,440
No, we did go in pitch black.

2958
02:08:47,440 --> 02:08:48,440
It was dark.

2959
02:08:48,440 --> 02:08:49,440
Like it was like pitch black.

2960
02:08:49,440 --> 02:08:53,320
It was, it was sunset, but I feel like if it was at night, you would get lost.

2961
02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:55,240
You got to stay there the entire time.

2962
02:08:55,240 --> 02:08:56,240
I would do it.

2963
02:08:56,240 --> 02:08:58,120
I'd sleep there, but I don't want my car to get towed.

2964
02:08:58,120 --> 02:09:01,520
Dude, I just can't believe that when I was a fucking high schooler, I would just get

2965
02:09:01,520 --> 02:09:05,920
stoned to no end in the middle of the fucking woods.

2966
02:09:05,920 --> 02:09:08,960
Our smoke spot was like two miles down a path.

2967
02:09:08,960 --> 02:09:12,720
And it was like, if you were high as shit, you had to find your way back to your car.

2968
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:14,440
You kidding me?

2969
02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:15,440
I fucking.

2970
02:09:15,440 --> 02:09:19,560
It was like, I was playing fucking Outlast every time I got back to my car.

2971
02:09:19,560 --> 02:09:21,320
It was like I was in a fucking horror movie.

2972
02:09:21,320 --> 02:09:23,600
I was never a smoker at all.

2973
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:25,640
I don't smoke weed because these degenerates.

2974
02:09:25,640 --> 02:09:28,160
I never smelt weed.

2975
02:09:28,160 --> 02:09:29,960
Just tell us about your scary story.

2976
02:09:29,960 --> 02:09:33,560
I want to tell you before that, like where I used to hang out when I was a kid, cause

2977
02:09:33,560 --> 02:09:35,160
also semi spooky.

2978
02:09:35,160 --> 02:09:40,840
I used to go when I was a teenager and when I was in my emo, like don't talk to me fucking

2979
02:09:40,840 --> 02:09:41,840
things.

2980
02:09:41,840 --> 02:09:46,240
I would go to the local cemetery and in the back there was an abandoned mausoleum, which

2981
02:09:46,240 --> 02:09:51,760
I'd climb on top of and I just hang out there and just all night just sit there fucking

2982
02:09:51,760 --> 02:09:56,200
on top of an abandoned as opposed to it's not like there was, there was no bodies in

2983
02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:57,200
it anymore.

2984
02:09:57,200 --> 02:09:58,200
Okay.

2985
02:09:58,200 --> 02:09:59,200
So like you could like, you could walk in the mausoleum.

2986
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:00,560
Like I fell asleep in the mausoleum.

2987
02:10:00,560 --> 02:10:04,000
Typically my mausoleums aren't too active.

2988
02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:08,720
I'm not into the mausoleum, but the spooky thing that happened, I don't know if I told

2989
02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:09,720
it on the podcast yet.

2990
02:10:09,720 --> 02:10:14,360
If I had, you can, but my fiance and I were, were home.

2991
02:10:14,360 --> 02:10:20,680
It was when the Rangers were still playing the, the, uh, the Panthers in the, in the,

2992
02:10:20,680 --> 02:10:23,120
so it was however long ago that was.

2993
02:10:23,120 --> 02:10:27,480
So like what, like a month, two months ago or something.

2994
02:10:27,480 --> 02:10:34,440
I came in and, uh, so to preface this, I just got a giant crucifix from my grandmother at

2995
02:10:34,440 --> 02:10:36,400
the time, like a giant crucifix.

2996
02:10:36,400 --> 02:10:38,120
It's like five feet fucking tall.

2997
02:10:38,120 --> 02:10:40,080
That's not a joke.

2998
02:10:40,080 --> 02:10:43,040
I got a five foot tall crucifix.

2999
02:10:43,040 --> 02:10:45,240
Why did your grandma just have that hanging around?

3000
02:10:45,240 --> 02:10:47,240
It was my great grandfather's.

3001
02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:49,520
That's the most shit I've ever heard.

3002
02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:52,680
I can put it in someone's front lawn and light it on fire.

3003
02:10:52,680 --> 02:10:54,280
What's going on?

3004
02:10:54,280 --> 02:10:55,760
So I have it hanging over my bed.

3005
02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,760
What the fuck?

3006
02:10:57,760 --> 02:10:58,760
Unreal.

3007
02:10:58,760 --> 02:11:00,960
Before this, you are in a cult, Tyler.

3008
02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:03,080
I am not in a cult.

3009
02:11:03,080 --> 02:11:09,000
So I got that and I have a, I got a picture, a painting of, uh, our lady of sorrows, which

3010
02:11:09,000 --> 02:11:15,320
is, uh, Mary, but like a crying Mary photo, like a painting of, of Mary, like crying after

3011
02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:16,720
Jesus got like crucified.

3012
02:11:16,720 --> 02:11:18,760
What a great picture.

3013
02:11:18,760 --> 02:11:21,420
It's a really powerful backstory to that picture.

3014
02:11:21,420 --> 02:11:25,160
But um, I, uh, I had it and this was before I hung them up or anything.

3015
02:11:25,160 --> 02:11:30,960
Like this is just when I took them into my fucking house and I looked over and my fight,

3016
02:11:30,960 --> 02:11:32,600
my fiance said that she saw it too.

3017
02:11:32,600 --> 02:11:39,240
She looked over at the painting of our lady of sorrows and the eyes moved in the painting

3018
02:11:39,240 --> 02:11:42,400
and I'm like, Emily, did you, did you fucking see that?

3019
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:45,000
She's like, did Mary's eyes just move?

3020
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:48,320
I'm like, I, I think so.

3021
02:11:48,320 --> 02:11:50,200
And then more to this story happened.

3022
02:11:50,200 --> 02:11:54,640
So after that, I was like, that was real fucking weird, but we were both like super tired.

3023
02:11:54,640 --> 02:11:55,960
Like it was a super long day.

3024
02:11:55,960 --> 02:11:59,840
So I'm like, maybe we're both just kind of like, you know, when you look at an old painting,

3025
02:11:59,840 --> 02:12:02,520
sometimes you're like your mind plays tricks on you and stuff.

3026
02:12:02,520 --> 02:12:07,480
And because, you know, the, the whole thing of staring and like, it's a really like realistic

3027
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:08,480
painting.

3028
02:12:08,480 --> 02:12:11,200
So like, when you look at it, you're like, okay, so your brain kind of like connects

3029
02:12:11,200 --> 02:12:12,200
things.

3030
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:15,160
This, I can't explain from, from after that.

3031
02:12:15,160 --> 02:12:18,360
So after that, I was watching the Rangers game in the living room.

3032
02:12:18,360 --> 02:12:20,120
That's why I preface it with this.

3033
02:12:20,120 --> 02:12:22,460
So I was watching the Rangers game and you were in my house.

3034
02:12:22,460 --> 02:12:26,540
So you like my main living room, I was sitting in the couch that we didn't have yet, but

3035
02:12:26,540 --> 02:12:31,280
I like when, when you saw it, but the couch is where like the two windows are like over

3036
02:12:31,280 --> 02:12:36,640
here, like when like across my bathroom, I have my couch there and I have my TV over

3037
02:12:36,640 --> 02:12:37,640
here.

3038
02:12:37,640 --> 02:12:41,880
So I was sitting on that couch with like, just sitting there watching the Rangers game

3039
02:12:41,880 --> 02:12:47,360
and my fiance was in my bedroom, which you know, in my bedroom, I have like the two like

3040
02:12:47,360 --> 02:12:52,600
little like rooms off it because when you help me move, you help me move my, my, my

3041
02:12:52,600 --> 02:12:53,600
dresser in there.

3042
02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:54,600
Yeah.

3043
02:12:54,600 --> 02:12:59,160
So she was over by the bed where it was like in the, in the middle of the room, like right

3044
02:12:59,160 --> 02:13:03,320
by where like, and the door was open to like the closet area that I had with my dresser

3045
02:13:03,320 --> 02:13:05,020
with the mirror.

3046
02:13:05,020 --> 02:13:09,240
And she just goes, uh, Tyler, I'm like, yeah.

3047
02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:12,280
She goes, are you out in the living room?

3048
02:13:12,280 --> 02:13:13,280
And I go, yeah.

3049
02:13:13,280 --> 02:13:16,940
She just goes, cause I just saw when I was, she was putting my clothes away.

3050
02:13:16,940 --> 02:13:20,800
She looked up in the mirror and she saw me standing behind her and I didn't move from

3051
02:13:20,800 --> 02:13:21,800
the living room.

3052
02:13:21,800 --> 02:13:22,800
No.

3053
02:13:22,800 --> 02:13:25,000
And then she like, she like blinked her eyes and it was gone.

3054
02:13:25,000 --> 02:13:27,440
So the house you moved into is haunted.

3055
02:13:27,440 --> 02:13:28,440
By you.

3056
02:13:28,440 --> 02:13:29,440
By me.

3057
02:13:29,440 --> 02:13:35,440
But like, but she goes, like I was wearing this hat and I was wearing a Rangers Jersey

3058
02:13:35,440 --> 02:13:39,440
cause I was watching the game and she just goes, yeah, it was wearing exactly what you

3059
02:13:39,440 --> 02:13:42,560
were wearing, but its eyes were gone.

3060
02:13:42,560 --> 02:13:43,560
It was just black.

3061
02:13:43,560 --> 02:13:44,560
Oh shit.

3062
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:45,560
Where its eyes were.

3063
02:13:45,560 --> 02:13:48,160
So you shouldn't investigate your house.

3064
02:13:48,160 --> 02:13:50,520
Yeah, but nothing weird has happened since then.

3065
02:13:50,520 --> 02:13:54,600
Like I lived there, like I've had a couple things happen, like, like things that could

3066
02:13:54,600 --> 02:13:56,400
be explained by like the house settling or something.

3067
02:13:56,400 --> 02:14:03,920
Like I have like a, like a, um, I have a, uh, uh, fuck, I can't talk right now.

3068
02:14:03,920 --> 02:14:07,840
What's the fucking, it's not a bookshelf, but like, it's kind of like a bookshelf that

3069
02:14:07,840 --> 02:14:09,480
you put, it's just a shelf.

3070
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:10,480
I had like a shelf,

3071
02:14:10,480 --> 02:14:15,800
but it's not for books, it's a shelf.

3072
02:14:15,800 --> 02:14:21,080
You got a fucking shelf here guys.

3073
02:14:21,080 --> 02:14:24,720
So I have a shelf that has like, you know, just like random shit on it.

3074
02:14:24,720 --> 02:14:29,260
And I was in my books, not books, no books on that fucking thing.

3075
02:14:29,260 --> 02:14:30,760
So I was in the kitchen.

3076
02:14:30,760 --> 02:14:33,320
Um, I think I was making some food or something.

3077
02:14:33,320 --> 02:14:34,840
It was like, you know, 1am.

3078
02:14:34,840 --> 02:14:38,760
Um, and then I just hear, I'm like, what the fuck was that?

3079
02:14:38,760 --> 02:14:42,520
And I looked over and everything on my shelf just got knocked over, like everything.

3080
02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:45,800
And I'm like, that was weird.

3081
02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:47,760
And like, you have cameras.

3082
02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:51,240
I have cameras in my back, like the back, like entrance to my house.

3083
02:14:51,240 --> 02:14:52,240
I don't have them in my house.

3084
02:14:52,240 --> 02:14:53,240
Yeah.

3085
02:14:53,240 --> 02:14:57,360
I think I'm probably going to do that in a bit, but like, I was like sitting there and

3086
02:14:57,360 --> 02:14:58,800
I'm like, huh.

3087
02:14:58,800 --> 02:15:02,160
And then I just, at random times, I just get like random footsteps.

3088
02:15:02,160 --> 02:15:04,960
Like, it's not even my neighbor because I know my neighbors asleep because you can hear

3089
02:15:04,960 --> 02:15:06,880
them snoring through the floorboards.

3090
02:15:06,880 --> 02:15:08,880
That's good.

3091
02:15:08,880 --> 02:15:09,880
Wow.

3092
02:15:09,880 --> 02:15:11,960
Typical upstairs neighbor behavior.

3093
02:15:11,960 --> 02:15:12,960
Yeah.

3094
02:15:12,960 --> 02:15:14,920
But like, you can like, but like it's super quiet at night.

3095
02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:15,920
Like everything's like off.

3096
02:15:15,920 --> 02:15:19,680
You're just like watching the TV, like with low volume so you can like kind of hear everything

3097
02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:22,600
and you can hear them snoring underneath like the floorboards.

3098
02:15:22,600 --> 02:15:24,100
So I'm like, okay.

3099
02:15:24,100 --> 02:15:26,440
So he's asleep and he's not, he doesn't live with anybody.

3100
02:15:26,440 --> 02:15:27,660
So it's just him.

3101
02:15:27,660 --> 02:15:32,600
And I just hear just walking on and like, it's not downstairs.

3102
02:15:32,600 --> 02:15:35,080
I can hear it on my floor.

3103
02:15:35,080 --> 02:15:37,080
And I'm like, what the fuck?

3104
02:15:37,080 --> 02:15:41,360
And there's like, there's, I think there's only two more things that happened at my house

3105
02:15:41,360 --> 02:15:42,360
since I moved in.

3106
02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:46,080
And mind you, I moved in there fucking as of today.

3107
02:15:46,080 --> 02:15:49,320
I love how you went from having no material to this.

3108
02:15:49,320 --> 02:15:54,280
Just being like, all right, I got four stories, Dan, four things about because I forgot about

3109
02:15:54,280 --> 02:15:57,080
it until, until he's like, I want to talk about some spooky stuff.

3110
02:15:57,080 --> 02:15:58,400
I'm like, oh, fucking right.

3111
02:15:58,400 --> 02:15:59,400
My house.

3112
02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:03,360
Because I thought I told this story before, but apparently I didn't.

3113
02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:04,360
Oh yeah.

3114
02:16:04,360 --> 02:16:05,560
I just wanted to investigate bro.

3115
02:16:05,560 --> 02:16:09,920
So I was, I was in my living room again and it always happens at like, you know, 1 AM

3116
02:16:09,920 --> 02:16:12,480
like around that time.

3117
02:16:12,480 --> 02:16:17,480
And you know, like the, the porch area at my house, like when you come in through the

3118
02:16:17,480 --> 02:16:21,340
back door, like when you go up that spiral staircase and there's like, I'm like trying

3119
02:16:21,340 --> 02:16:22,960
to draw a diagram of your house.

3120
02:16:22,960 --> 02:16:23,960
You've gone so in depth.

3121
02:16:23,960 --> 02:16:24,960
It's an old house.

3122
02:16:24,960 --> 02:16:25,960
No idea.

3123
02:16:25,960 --> 02:16:26,960
Yeah.

3124
02:16:26,960 --> 02:16:29,460
It's, it's a, it's a relatively old house.

3125
02:16:29,460 --> 02:16:33,120
But they could go up the spiral staircase and then there's like a, like a porch.

3126
02:16:33,120 --> 02:16:34,520
It's like an enclosed porch.

3127
02:16:34,520 --> 02:16:37,040
Like, so I, we put a whole bunch of shit out there.

3128
02:16:37,040 --> 02:16:40,480
Just, it's kind of like storage right now.

3129
02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:44,120
But I was just sitting there and I just heard like some shuffling out and like that, like

3130
02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:46,680
porch area and I'm like, okay.

3131
02:16:46,680 --> 02:16:55,000
So I grabbed my fucking shotgun and I go out and like, typical Tyler afternoon.

3132
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:58,200
I just thought, because like, I'm like, what else could be making that noise?

3133
02:16:58,200 --> 02:17:00,200
I thought somebody was trying to break in or something.

3134
02:17:00,200 --> 02:17:04,840
So I'm like, and like, I didn't remember if I locked my bottom door, but I locked my top

3135
02:17:04,840 --> 02:17:05,840
door.

3136
02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:10,080
So in my brain, the, the shuffling sound was someone trying to unlock the top door type

3137
02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:11,080
thing.

3138
02:17:11,080 --> 02:17:12,440
So I'm like, fuck.

3139
02:17:12,440 --> 02:17:18,080
So I go out and then I look out and I didn't get a motion alert on my phone.

3140
02:17:18,080 --> 02:17:22,840
So I, it nor it's pretty sensitive when somebody walks up my, my back staircase that I can

3141
02:17:22,840 --> 02:17:24,580
see them like on my thing.

3142
02:17:24,580 --> 02:17:28,000
So I'm like, okay.

3143
02:17:28,000 --> 02:17:29,260
No one's there.

3144
02:17:29,260 --> 02:17:34,320
So I looked around and two of the boxes that I had and they weren't, they weren't unpacked

3145
02:17:34,320 --> 02:17:37,240
at that point, switch spots.

3146
02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:38,440
The fuck?

3147
02:17:38,440 --> 02:17:42,480
Like I was like, and like, I tried to think if I fucking move the boxes, like I haven't

3148
02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:44,980
fucking moved these boxes in like a month.

3149
02:17:44,980 --> 02:17:48,280
And then I'm like, but like, I looked inside and I'm like, yeah, the, the objects that

3150
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:51,640
were in this box were in this box.

3151
02:17:51,640 --> 02:17:56,200
So they had to switch places or somebody took all the things in this box and put them in

3152
02:17:56,200 --> 02:17:59,440
this box and all the things that were in this box and put them in this one, but they just

3153
02:17:59,440 --> 02:18:00,440
switched.

3154
02:18:00,440 --> 02:18:02,600
Got two theories in the box here.

3155
02:18:02,600 --> 02:18:03,600
Yeah.

3156
02:18:03,600 --> 02:18:07,960
But I was just like, but, but like the amount of one was it like the amount of shuffling

3157
02:18:07,960 --> 02:18:10,160
that it was, it was probably just switching.

3158
02:18:10,160 --> 02:18:13,920
But I'm like, what the fuck?

3159
02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:18,200
And then fucking, we just hear each other's voices sometimes when we're not talking.

3160
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:20,600
Like that's a, that's another weird thing that happens.

3161
02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:22,280
Like we're just sitting there, she's asleep.

3162
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:23,400
I hear her voice.

3163
02:18:23,400 --> 02:18:27,040
Like Mike, she's asleep in our bedroom and then I hear her voice in the kitchen and I'm

3164
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:30,800
like, I have that shit happen all the time.

3165
02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:32,800
I just say I'm hearing it in my deaf ear.

3166
02:18:32,800 --> 02:18:37,240
So I, so and I can open, I open my bedroom door, which is, I don't know what the fuck

3167
02:18:37,240 --> 02:18:38,240
you'd call those.

3168
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:39,760
Like the sliding door thing.

3169
02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:40,760
Yeah.

3170
02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:42,920
They're like, they're kind of like a French French doors.

3171
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:43,920
Yeah.

3172
02:18:43,920 --> 02:18:44,920
French doors.

3173
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:47,640
The one thing I did connect the dots on is I know I've told the story a couple of times

3174
02:18:47,640 --> 02:18:50,960
where I just left this detail out.

3175
02:18:50,960 --> 02:18:54,960
I always said like how I could hear footsteps in my house as a kid.

3176
02:18:54,960 --> 02:18:56,480
And I never knew like what they were from.

3177
02:18:56,480 --> 02:18:59,800
Like I didn't think if they were like a bad presence, but it was after like the ashes

3178
02:18:59,800 --> 02:19:02,880
got spread on the property or whatever.

3179
02:19:02,880 --> 02:19:07,280
So after that, I realized that I remember telling my brother at that time that I could

3180
02:19:07,280 --> 02:19:10,140
hear the footsteps in my deaf ear too.

3181
02:19:10,140 --> 02:19:12,040
And they were the only thing I ever heard.

3182
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:17,480
So like, I remember telling him that and he was just like, but he also heard the footsteps.

3183
02:19:17,480 --> 02:19:19,660
It wasn't just me hearing the footsteps.

3184
02:19:19,660 --> 02:19:22,040
My brother can corroborate that.

3185
02:19:22,040 --> 02:19:24,440
He'll be a guest at some point, I'm sure.

3186
02:19:24,440 --> 02:19:29,480
But no, it was a, that was a weird thing that I forgot to mention because I brought this

3187
02:19:29,480 --> 02:19:32,440
up to him because he was talking about like, oh, I want to come on the pod.

3188
02:19:32,440 --> 02:19:34,400
Like let's do what we talk about.

3189
02:19:34,400 --> 02:19:35,880
And I just started talking to him about that story.

3190
02:19:35,880 --> 02:19:40,200
And he's like, you remember like, he's like, you didn't tell me because I was, I told the

3191
02:19:40,200 --> 02:19:42,040
story to him essentially.

3192
02:19:42,040 --> 02:19:44,800
And then he's like, you left out like your ear.

3193
02:19:44,800 --> 02:19:48,280
He's like, oh my God, I did fucking say that back then.

3194
02:19:48,280 --> 02:19:52,960
And then just like, I don't know if it's like a haunting or just me forgetting things with

3195
02:19:52,960 --> 02:19:58,800
this specific thing, but I always hang my hoodies and my coats a specific way in my

3196
02:19:58,800 --> 02:19:59,800
closet.

3197
02:19:59,800 --> 02:20:04,560
Like I have them all facing, like the hook is like, when I take it off, the hook comes

3198
02:20:04,560 --> 02:20:05,560
out.

3199
02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:08,320
Like it's like the hook goes in type thing.

3200
02:20:08,320 --> 02:20:10,640
So like, it's like an easier way to like do it.

3201
02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:14,720
And I do that every single time that I put my hoodies away and stuff.

3202
02:20:14,720 --> 02:20:18,400
Like I hang them all up the same exact way, so all the hooks are doing this.

3203
02:20:18,400 --> 02:20:19,400
I gotcha.

3204
02:20:19,400 --> 02:20:20,400
I don't know.

3205
02:20:20,400 --> 02:20:23,000
I wasn't know if I was explaining it right.

3206
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:24,000
I understand.

3207
02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:26,300
So all the hooks are this way.

3208
02:20:26,300 --> 02:20:30,720
So I go to my closet one day and like four of my hoodies are facing the other way.

3209
02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:34,800
And like the thing is when I, when I, when I do that too, all my hoodies are facing a

3210
02:20:34,800 --> 02:20:36,000
certain way too.

3211
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:39,760
Like the back of the, like where the hood is, is the part that's like facing me.

3212
02:20:39,760 --> 02:20:41,800
Could be the woman pulling them away though.

3213
02:20:41,800 --> 02:20:43,800
She never, she never goes in there.

3214
02:20:43,800 --> 02:20:48,080
Like that's like, like she just like, like we have our own closet spaces and we just

3215
02:20:48,080 --> 02:20:52,320
don't fuck with each other's closet spaces because she knows how particular I am with

3216
02:20:52,320 --> 02:20:54,000
like how I put things away.

3217
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:57,400
Tyler will fucking snap.

3218
02:20:57,400 --> 02:20:59,360
What the fuck is this?

3219
02:20:59,360 --> 02:21:01,800
But are you fucking kidding me?

3220
02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:04,200
But it happened when she was away.

3221
02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:08,600
Like she was like at work and I was like doing my laundry and I was like going through, I

3222
02:21:08,600 --> 02:21:09,600
did like two loads.

3223
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:13,840
So I hung them up and then I went back and then I hung them up again.

3224
02:21:13,840 --> 02:21:17,480
But when I went back, the hooks were the opposite way and the hoodies were facing out.

3225
02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:21,560
Like the, like the Tyler, I had a theory and I think it's going to scare you a little bit.

3226
02:21:21,560 --> 02:21:28,360
I think that you are being haunted by you because the one you're, I don't know if like,

3227
02:21:28,360 --> 02:21:32,040
this is just like multiverse Tyler fucking darkest time.

3228
02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:36,560
Like the shit that you're describing this ghost doing is the shit that you would do

3229
02:21:36,560 --> 02:21:38,720
with you to fuck with yourself.

3230
02:21:38,720 --> 02:21:39,720
Yeah.

3231
02:21:39,720 --> 02:21:40,880
You'd fuck with the door handle.

3232
02:21:40,880 --> 02:21:45,920
You just fuck just enough particular things up to get Tyler to get really angry about

3233
02:21:45,920 --> 02:21:46,920
it.

3234
02:21:46,920 --> 02:21:49,360
Like who the fuck put everything in this box over here?

3235
02:21:49,360 --> 02:21:51,920
That shit you would do is a ghost.

3236
02:21:51,920 --> 02:21:54,200
Like you and your girlfriend seeing you in the mirror.

3237
02:21:54,200 --> 02:21:55,840
I mean, albeit you didn't have eyes.

3238
02:21:55,840 --> 02:21:57,120
So tough blow on that one.

3239
02:21:57,120 --> 02:21:58,120
Yeah.

3240
02:21:58,120 --> 02:22:02,040
The black, the black eyes freaked me out because like, and then, you know, the tuning fork

3241
02:22:02,040 --> 02:22:07,840
feeling I explained to you like type thing before she even said that I instantly felt

3242
02:22:07,840 --> 02:22:08,840
it.

3243
02:22:08,840 --> 02:22:11,280
I'm like, like, I'm like something's here.

3244
02:22:11,280 --> 02:22:12,280
He got you.

3245
02:22:12,280 --> 02:22:13,280
It's your scratch.

3246
02:22:13,280 --> 02:22:14,280
Yeah.

3247
02:22:14,280 --> 02:22:15,800
It's scratch from Alan Wake, dude.

3248
02:22:15,800 --> 02:22:16,800
But like, I felt it.

3249
02:22:16,800 --> 02:22:22,540
Like I felt the fucking, the fucking feeling and he's who they'll meet when you're gone.

3250
02:22:22,540 --> 02:22:23,540
That's a creepy line.

3251
02:22:23,540 --> 02:22:26,160
That's a stone cold line.

3252
02:22:26,160 --> 02:22:27,680
I'm in your house.

3253
02:22:27,680 --> 02:22:31,800
That's essentially the, that's from a game where it's like, he gets sucked into this

3254
02:22:31,800 --> 02:22:35,680
place called the dark place and another version of him is released and he doesn't know who

3255
02:22:35,680 --> 02:22:39,960
it is at first and he asked this like present this guiding presence in this weird dark place.

3256
02:22:39,960 --> 02:22:42,440
He goes, who's he looking at his clone?

3257
02:22:42,440 --> 02:22:45,120
He goes, he's who they'll meet when you're gone.

3258
02:22:45,120 --> 02:22:47,840
That's kind of fucked up.

3259
02:22:47,840 --> 02:22:48,840
Oh my God.

3260
02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:51,320
He's got a dark guy called Mr. Scratch.

3261
02:22:51,320 --> 02:22:54,480
Fucking fucks with his wife who's still in there.

3262
02:22:54,480 --> 02:22:55,480
Yeah.

3263
02:22:55,480 --> 02:22:56,800
Dude, so I was a pretty cool plot.

3264
02:22:56,800 --> 02:23:01,800
I was driving out of like, I was driving with my girlfriend to a concert.

3265
02:23:01,800 --> 02:23:03,400
We went to go see emo night.

3266
02:23:03,400 --> 02:23:04,400
Yeah.

3267
02:23:04,400 --> 02:23:05,840
It was back when it was dark.

3268
02:23:05,840 --> 02:23:07,560
Tyler's in the oncoming lane.

3269
02:23:07,560 --> 02:23:10,080
It was in February.

3270
02:23:10,080 --> 02:23:15,640
And so I was pulling out and I always turn almost every single light in my house off

3271
02:23:15,640 --> 02:23:16,640
before I leave.

3272
02:23:16,640 --> 02:23:17,640
Like I turn off everything.

3273
02:23:17,640 --> 02:23:21,200
Cause you know, just saving power, you know, energy and stuff.

3274
02:23:21,200 --> 02:23:22,200
And I'm like, okay.

3275
02:23:22,200 --> 02:23:25,760
And I leave like my back porch light on and I leave my back staircase light on so I can

3276
02:23:25,760 --> 02:23:26,760
kind of like see.

3277
02:23:26,760 --> 02:23:31,680
And then when I go inside, I just turn, turn the rest of the lights on and the room specifically

3278
02:23:31,680 --> 02:23:36,560
the room where Emily saw the other me we'll call it.

3279
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:37,560
Mr. Scratch.

3280
02:23:37,560 --> 02:23:38,560
Yeah.

3281
02:23:38,560 --> 02:23:41,120
This is Tyler Scratch.

3282
02:23:41,120 --> 02:23:47,080
I was that, that door, that, that, that room, the light was just on and I'm like, I never

3283
02:23:47,080 --> 02:23:49,000
turn that light on.

3284
02:23:49,000 --> 02:23:51,080
Well dark Tyler does.

3285
02:23:51,080 --> 02:23:55,320
He wanted to see what he was doing when he was fucking with your clothes.

3286
02:23:55,320 --> 02:23:59,040
But like, I'm like, I never turned that fucking light on.

3287
02:23:59,040 --> 02:24:04,680
And then when I came home, that light was off and I'm like, what the fuck dude.

3288
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:05,880
But like, it's just like weird.

3289
02:24:05,880 --> 02:24:11,640
Like it's like shit that you can kind of be like, ah, did I actually do that type shit

3290
02:24:11,640 --> 02:24:12,840
or like whatever.

3291
02:24:12,840 --> 02:24:17,040
But like the thing that freaked me out was specifically the whole thing with, with Emily

3292
02:24:17,040 --> 02:24:19,640
being like, ah, are you in the living room?

3293
02:24:19,640 --> 02:24:20,640
I'm like, I've been in the living.

3294
02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:25,400
I've been watching the fucking game because it's not out of pocket for Emily to think

3295
02:24:25,400 --> 02:24:28,200
that you were just staring at yourself in the mirror.

3296
02:24:28,200 --> 02:24:31,520
We see that happen here.

3297
02:24:31,520 --> 02:24:34,080
So it's like, that's a reasonable behavior for you.

3298
02:24:34,080 --> 02:24:37,880
So I don't know if you guys know that are you in the bathroom again?

3299
02:24:37,880 --> 02:24:41,920
So I, I, I don't know if I talked about this on the podcast, but since we're going down

3300
02:24:41,920 --> 02:24:47,560
the spooky route that, that he, that Mr. Delaney wanted to talk about one of my fears, like

3301
02:24:47,560 --> 02:24:50,960
actually one of my fears is mirrors in dark rooms.

3302
02:24:50,960 --> 02:24:55,160
Like a mirror that you know is there, but you can't see it freaks me the fuck out.

3303
02:24:55,160 --> 02:24:59,960
Do you ever play bloody Mary? I did when I was younger, it was that, that was a terrifying

3304
02:24:59,960 --> 02:25:00,960
game.

3305
02:25:00,960 --> 02:25:02,960
It really was that dramatized music.

3306
02:25:02,960 --> 02:25:03,960
Good.

3307
02:25:03,960 --> 02:25:04,960
Actually we got a mirror right there.

3308
02:25:04,960 --> 02:25:07,080
What's the, what's that game that you talked about?

3309
02:25:07,080 --> 02:25:08,560
Oh, three Kings game.

3310
02:25:08,560 --> 02:25:09,560
Yeah, dude.

3311
02:25:09,560 --> 02:25:11,760
The three Kings game is fucking fucked up.

3312
02:25:11,760 --> 02:25:12,760
What's that?

3313
02:25:12,760 --> 02:25:16,840
I totally talked about the three Kings game or was it only on the just brush my memory

3314
02:25:16,840 --> 02:25:20,200
was talking about doing demon rituals in my basement, not demon ritual.

3315
02:25:20,200 --> 02:25:21,200
Okay.

3316
02:25:21,200 --> 02:25:22,200
Now I got to hear it.

3317
02:25:22,200 --> 02:25:23,200
I don't care if it's been told before.

3318
02:25:23,200 --> 02:25:24,200
No one's listening anyway.

3319
02:25:24,200 --> 02:25:28,160
Let me, let me, let me look up the actual rules for the three Kings game.

3320
02:25:28,160 --> 02:25:31,760
Dude, bloody Mary, that shit gave me like PTSD as a kid.

3321
02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:35,840
I remember we would dare one another to run into like the bathroom in this church, mind

3322
02:25:35,840 --> 02:25:38,360
you, where our before and after school program was.

3323
02:25:38,360 --> 02:25:41,880
And it was like, I remember I did it and I could always make it to the fourth bloody

3324
02:25:41,880 --> 02:25:42,880
Mary.

3325
02:25:42,880 --> 02:25:43,880
And then it'd be like, ah, nope.

3326
02:25:43,880 --> 02:25:47,160
There's going to be red eyes looking back at me from the mirror.

3327
02:25:47,160 --> 02:25:48,160
Dude.

3328
02:25:48,160 --> 02:25:52,080
So the thing is I went to a Catholic school that was an old rectory, like where I went

3329
02:25:52,080 --> 02:25:53,440
to school.

3330
02:25:53,440 --> 02:25:59,640
So it was fucking crazy because the rectory had like two bathrooms.

3331
02:25:59,640 --> 02:26:03,840
It had like, you know, the, the thing they, they, they, they changed it into like one

3332
02:26:03,840 --> 02:26:07,240
was like a one where there was a shower in it, but they changed it into another stall,

3333
02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:10,640
but it still had like the drain, like in like the, the, the thing.

3334
02:26:10,640 --> 02:26:12,520
And I was like, fuck dude.

3335
02:26:12,520 --> 02:26:18,400
But we played bloody Mary in an old rectory and I, it was fucking scary, dude.

3336
02:26:18,400 --> 02:26:19,720
I did not like that.

3337
02:26:19,720 --> 02:26:24,800
But like, but just going back to while I, while I look this up real quick, just like

3338
02:26:24,800 --> 02:26:29,600
going like a mirror in a dark room is probably one of my biggest fears.

3339
02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:33,240
Like I just don't like, you feel like it's a door that's open to the other side.

3340
02:26:33,240 --> 02:26:39,720
I just don't like it because I know like I'm looking back at myself in the mirror when

3341
02:26:39,720 --> 02:26:43,120
it's light, when, when the lights on, but when all the lights are off and it's a pitch

3342
02:26:43,120 --> 02:26:45,000
black room, but there's a mirror there.

3343
02:26:45,000 --> 02:26:46,000
Who's looking back at you?

3344
02:26:46,000 --> 02:26:49,720
I'm looking back at the type shit and that fucking, that freaks me the fuck out.

3345
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:53,920
Well, if it makes you feel any better, if it's actually pitch darkness, the mirror isn't

3346
02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:55,000
reflecting.

3347
02:26:55,000 --> 02:26:57,800
So there's at least that.

3348
02:26:57,800 --> 02:26:58,800
Yeah.

3349
02:26:58,800 --> 02:27:02,840
So let's just go around one, one fucking figuring out like this real quick.

3350
02:27:02,840 --> 02:27:08,720
Just what's your like actual worst fears and like a description of why.

3351
02:27:08,720 --> 02:27:19,200
Um, well, dude, I have a couple.

3352
02:27:19,200 --> 02:27:23,600
I would say for me, even though it's not going to be something I'm going to have to deal

3353
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:29,400
with, the thing that scares me the most to think about is the heat death of the universe.

3354
02:27:29,400 --> 02:27:30,600
That's your biggest fear.

3355
02:27:30,600 --> 02:27:31,600
Yeah.

3356
02:27:31,600 --> 02:27:37,200
Just knowing that at some point everything will just stop and there is no, cause the

3357
02:27:37,200 --> 02:27:40,240
heat death of the universe is when every atom loses its energy.

3358
02:27:40,240 --> 02:27:42,860
So everything is in a static state.

3359
02:27:42,860 --> 02:27:45,960
Every atom is just at the temperature of absolute zero.

3360
02:27:45,960 --> 02:27:52,740
There's no energy anywhere and you just have stagnant mass and that will just be it forever

3361
02:27:52,740 --> 02:27:54,120
for eternity.

3362
02:27:54,120 --> 02:27:56,960
That's just a horrifying thing for me to wrap my head around.

3363
02:27:56,960 --> 02:28:02,280
And there is a lot of evidence that supports that that would cause a big shrink after like

3364
02:28:02,280 --> 02:28:06,640
quintillions of years and then would result in another big bang.

3365
02:28:06,640 --> 02:28:09,280
That's the big bang, big crunch theory.

3366
02:28:09,280 --> 02:28:10,280
So I got it here.

3367
02:28:10,280 --> 02:28:11,280
That shit scares me.

3368
02:28:11,280 --> 02:28:12,560
I got a question for Dan.

3369
02:28:12,560 --> 02:28:16,120
What did you call Kamala Harris at the beginning of this episode?

3370
02:28:16,120 --> 02:28:17,120
What did I call her?

3371
02:28:17,120 --> 02:28:18,120
Yeah.

3372
02:28:18,120 --> 02:28:19,120
Something about cauliflower.

3373
02:28:19,120 --> 02:28:20,120
Steamed cauliflower.

3374
02:28:20,120 --> 02:28:25,800
If she was a male, she's just so uninteresting.

3375
02:28:25,800 --> 02:28:26,800
She's just a white rag.

3376
02:28:26,800 --> 02:28:27,800
She's just default.

3377
02:28:27,800 --> 02:28:28,800
It's just calorie material.

3378
02:28:28,800 --> 02:28:29,800
She's just blah.

3379
02:28:29,800 --> 02:28:30,800
She's what?

3380
02:28:30,800 --> 02:28:31,800
It seems cauliflower.

3381
02:28:31,800 --> 02:28:32,800
Yeah.

3382
02:28:32,800 --> 02:28:33,800
That's the name of this episode.

3383
02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:38,480
It should be you have one minute to respond.

3384
02:28:38,480 --> 02:28:40,880
I like the steamed cauliflower.

3385
02:28:40,880 --> 02:28:44,040
They'll get the.

3386
02:28:44,040 --> 02:28:46,000
I kind of like what Tyler said.

3387
02:28:46,000 --> 02:28:49,800
Yeah, because I know they're both high.

3388
02:28:49,800 --> 02:28:51,840
So you're not.

3389
02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:52,840
Yeah.

3390
02:28:52,840 --> 02:28:58,280
I don't think that'll the wake up in the morning and be like, oh, that was a great name for

3391
02:28:58,280 --> 02:28:59,280
the episode.

3392
02:28:59,280 --> 02:29:02,560
I like it though, because it's always cryptic.

3393
02:29:02,560 --> 02:29:03,560
Right.

3394
02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:04,560
You have to.

3395
02:29:04,560 --> 02:29:05,560
Solar plexus clown glider.

3396
02:29:05,560 --> 02:29:07,760
You have to listen to the episode to understand.

3397
02:29:07,760 --> 02:29:08,760
It's a great title.

3398
02:29:08,760 --> 02:29:12,280
Do you know what's at the center of our universe though?

3399
02:29:12,280 --> 02:29:13,280
Black hole.

3400
02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:14,280
We don't.

3401
02:29:14,280 --> 02:29:15,280
It's most likely.

3402
02:29:15,280 --> 02:29:16,280
Black hole.

3403
02:29:16,280 --> 02:29:17,280
I didn't know that.

3404
02:29:17,280 --> 02:29:18,280
So that's the theory.

3405
02:29:18,280 --> 02:29:19,280
That's the theory.

3406
02:29:19,280 --> 02:29:22,280
It's not like mass effect where the collector's base is actually.

3407
02:29:22,280 --> 02:29:25,720
Ali Mac, you know the collector's base is at the center of the galaxy.

3408
02:29:25,720 --> 02:29:29,080
You're thinking of the Milky Way in the center of the galaxy, yes.

3409
02:29:29,080 --> 02:29:30,080
The center of the universe.

3410
02:29:30,080 --> 02:29:31,080
We don't know where that is.

3411
02:29:31,080 --> 02:29:32,080
We have no idea what our position is.

3412
02:29:32,080 --> 02:29:33,960
The center of the Milky Way is the collector base, Ali Mac.

3413
02:29:33,960 --> 02:29:34,960
The galaxy, yes.

3414
02:29:34,960 --> 02:29:35,960
Yes, I know.

3415
02:29:35,960 --> 02:29:36,960
It's the collector's base.

3416
02:29:36,960 --> 02:29:37,960
Yes.

3417
02:29:37,960 --> 02:29:44,520
Isn't it insane to think though that like we're here on the Milky Way, right?

3418
02:29:44,520 --> 02:29:46,240
Like we're all here.

3419
02:29:46,240 --> 02:29:48,480
Like obviously got here somehow.

3420
02:29:48,480 --> 02:29:51,200
Like life was made here.

3421
02:29:51,200 --> 02:29:53,040
Where's the next closest life, dude?

3422
02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:54,040
Yeah.

3423
02:29:54,040 --> 02:29:55,040
And the Andromeda galaxy.

3424
02:29:55,040 --> 02:29:56,040
It is out there.

3425
02:29:56,040 --> 02:29:59,960
The closest galaxy to the Milky Way is the Andromeda galaxy, which appears just slightly

3426
02:29:59,960 --> 02:30:01,720
larger than a star.

3427
02:30:01,720 --> 02:30:03,320
Everyone looked at it with a telescope.

3428
02:30:03,320 --> 02:30:05,840
You can see it in a telescope, but it is so tiny.

3429
02:30:05,840 --> 02:30:08,140
I used to think it was like a constellation out there.

3430
02:30:08,140 --> 02:30:09,140
It's not.

3431
02:30:09,140 --> 02:30:11,720
Andromeda is so tiny and far away from us.

3432
02:30:11,720 --> 02:30:13,360
It's nowhere that we found so far.

3433
02:30:13,360 --> 02:30:15,860
We haven't found any life anywhere except here.

3434
02:30:15,860 --> 02:30:18,520
We haven't really looked though either.

3435
02:30:18,520 --> 02:30:24,680
There's a very, very large chance that life is much more common than we think it is.

3436
02:30:24,680 --> 02:30:26,720
So just getting back on track.

3437
02:30:26,720 --> 02:30:27,720
Isn't that wild to think?

3438
02:30:27,720 --> 02:30:28,720
Dan, what's your worst fear?

3439
02:30:28,720 --> 02:30:29,720
Yeah.

3440
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:32,960
You got me going down this rabbit hole.

3441
02:30:32,960 --> 02:30:33,960
Damn it.

3442
02:30:33,960 --> 02:30:36,520
I also have the Fermi paradox.

3443
02:30:36,520 --> 02:30:42,440
I also have the demon ritual fucking thing too that you probably want to hear about.

3444
02:30:42,440 --> 02:30:46,640
Let me think about that because there is, go on with your thing and I'll think about

3445
02:30:46,640 --> 02:30:47,640
my worst fear.

3446
02:30:47,640 --> 02:30:50,440
Casey, just while we're doing this, what's your worst fear?

3447
02:30:50,440 --> 02:30:51,440
Dogs?

3448
02:30:51,440 --> 02:30:52,800
I'm very claustrophobic.

3449
02:30:52,800 --> 02:30:56,720
So being locked in like a very small space, like a fucking...

3450
02:30:56,720 --> 02:30:57,720
Cave.

3451
02:30:57,720 --> 02:30:58,720
Yeah.

3452
02:30:58,720 --> 02:31:01,760
If you got buried alive, that's got to be the worst fear then.

3453
02:31:01,760 --> 02:31:03,520
That would be awful.

3454
02:31:03,520 --> 02:31:04,520
You also don't like dogs.

3455
02:31:04,520 --> 02:31:05,520
You're scared of dogs.

3456
02:31:05,520 --> 02:31:08,880
Yeah, but I'm way more claustrophobic.

3457
02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:15,600
So what I'm about to share with you today is one of the many relatively safe ways which

3458
02:31:15,600 --> 02:31:20,640
you can access but not quite enter a place I call the shadow side.

3459
02:31:20,640 --> 02:31:21,640
It's an effective...

3460
02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:22,640
The shadow side.

3461
02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:25,200
And its effectiveness depends on how seriously you take it.

3462
02:31:25,200 --> 02:31:26,200
The upside.

3463
02:31:26,200 --> 02:31:28,360
Your mileage may vary.

3464
02:31:28,360 --> 02:31:31,720
I won't tell you that you shouldn't be afraid of the shadow side.

3465
02:31:31,720 --> 02:31:33,120
Chances are you've already seen it.

3466
02:31:33,120 --> 02:31:35,360
After all, merely think about it.

3467
02:31:35,360 --> 02:31:38,120
It was just a recurring dream.

3468
02:31:38,120 --> 02:31:42,200
I can tell you that there is no need to be ignorantly afraid of it.

3469
02:31:42,200 --> 02:31:43,840
There is a difference.

3470
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:47,720
Ignorance fuels fear and fear can give you blah, blah, blah.

3471
02:31:47,720 --> 02:31:52,280
If you do drugs or alcohol the night of this ritual, you're going to have a bad time.

3472
02:31:52,280 --> 02:31:55,080
Me and Aliexpress are fucked.

3473
02:31:55,080 --> 02:31:56,080
You're going to have to...

3474
02:31:56,080 --> 02:31:57,080
I would be sober for this.

3475
02:31:57,080 --> 02:31:59,200
I can be sober.

3476
02:31:59,200 --> 02:32:03,320
If you're going through some serious issues in your life or not feeling mentally or spiritually

3477
02:32:03,320 --> 02:32:07,880
stable or if you're doing this just to escape, you're going to have a bad time.

3478
02:32:07,880 --> 02:32:09,880
So I also check that box.

3479
02:32:09,880 --> 02:32:15,500
And if you don't follow my instructions, particularly multiple backups I give you, which in case

3480
02:32:15,500 --> 02:32:19,880
trust me are there for a reason, you're going to have a really bad time.

3481
02:32:19,880 --> 02:32:22,480
The name of this game is the Three Kings game.

3482
02:32:22,480 --> 02:32:23,480
What you'll need.

3483
02:32:23,480 --> 02:32:27,200
A very large and empty quiet room, preferably without windows.

3484
02:32:27,200 --> 02:32:30,800
If windows exist, you'll be able to cover them to ensure total darkness.

3485
02:32:30,800 --> 02:32:34,200
Basements are preferred and usually work well if they're roomy enough.

3486
02:32:34,200 --> 02:32:36,120
Second thing you'll need is a pack of candles.

3487
02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:39,280
You'll only use one if all goes well and a lighter.

3488
02:32:39,280 --> 02:32:42,160
A bucket of water and a mug.

3489
02:32:42,160 --> 02:32:43,400
A fan.

3490
02:32:43,400 --> 02:32:46,260
Two large mirrors like the ones on your dresser.

3491
02:32:46,260 --> 02:32:47,640
Don't worry, they won't be harmed.

3492
02:32:47,640 --> 02:32:50,960
Or if they do, that'll be the least of your concerns.

3493
02:32:50,960 --> 02:32:51,960
Three chairs.

3494
02:32:51,960 --> 02:32:53,080
An alarm clock.

3495
02:32:53,080 --> 02:32:54,080
An active cell phone.

3496
02:32:54,080 --> 02:32:58,160
It sounds like an SCP or a creepypasta.

3497
02:32:58,160 --> 02:32:59,380
An active cell phone.

3498
02:32:59,380 --> 02:33:00,940
Don't forget to charge the battery.

3499
02:33:00,940 --> 02:33:04,440
A loved one who's willing to follow the rules and go along with you.

3500
02:33:04,440 --> 02:33:08,760
And a small toy that you hold dearly from your childhood.

3501
02:33:08,760 --> 02:33:13,240
To start this, set up around 11 p.m. and pull one chair in the center of the room facing

3502
02:33:13,240 --> 02:33:15,200
north, which is important.

3503
02:33:15,200 --> 02:33:21,160
The other two chairs exactly to the left and right facing your throne.

3504
02:33:21,160 --> 02:33:25,280
The distance between your throne and that of the queen and the fool should be about

3505
02:33:25,280 --> 02:33:27,840
the length of your arm to each side.

3506
02:33:27,840 --> 02:33:31,320
More or less, place two large mirrors on the queen.

3507
02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:32,320
Okay.

3508
02:33:32,320 --> 02:33:37,320
Place two large mirrors on the queen and fool's chairs to the left and right of you.

3509
02:33:37,320 --> 02:33:39,920
Facing you and each other.

3510
02:33:39,920 --> 02:33:40,920
To try your best.

3511
02:33:40,920 --> 02:33:42,760
So do you do this alone?

3512
02:33:42,760 --> 02:33:50,780
You sit alone in the basement like this, but you have your loved one around to help you

3513
02:33:50,780 --> 02:33:52,640
just in case.

3514
02:33:52,640 --> 02:33:54,360
Okay.

3515
02:33:54,360 --> 02:33:58,560
And try your best to have them stand at a 90 degree angle or else you might get more

3516
02:33:58,560 --> 02:34:00,120
or less than three kings.

3517
02:34:00,120 --> 02:34:04,680
If you sit on your throne facing straight ahead north, you should be able to perceive

3518
02:34:04,680 --> 02:34:08,640
your own reflection within each of the two mirrors without actually having to turn your

3519
02:34:08,640 --> 02:34:11,360
head nor your eyes to do so.

3520
02:34:11,360 --> 02:34:14,640
If you see your own reflection out of the corner of your eye that's just barely there,

3521
02:34:14,640 --> 02:34:16,520
you've done it right.

3522
02:34:16,520 --> 02:34:19,040
Place the bucket of water in the mug in front of you.

3523
02:34:19,040 --> 02:34:21,200
It's barely out of reach.

3524
02:34:21,200 --> 02:34:22,720
Place the fan behind you.

3525
02:34:22,720 --> 02:34:23,720
Turn it on.

3526
02:34:23,720 --> 02:34:25,120
Don't set it to maximum power.

3527
02:34:25,120 --> 02:34:27,440
Medium or low is probably enough.

3528
02:34:27,440 --> 02:34:29,320
Leave it on.

3529
02:34:29,320 --> 02:34:32,720
Turn off your lights and leave the door open and go to your bedroom.

3530
02:34:32,720 --> 02:34:38,960
Set the candles side by side and set your candles by the side of your bed next to your

3531
02:34:38,960 --> 02:34:41,800
lighter and your alarm clock and keep your cell phone.

3532
02:34:41,800 --> 02:34:43,160
Leave it charging.

3533
02:34:43,160 --> 02:34:45,800
Set your alarm for 3.30 AM.

3534
02:34:45,800 --> 02:34:51,040
Turn off the lights and sleep while holding your power object, AKA your childhood toy

3535
02:34:51,040 --> 02:34:54,540
that you hold dearly, and get some rest.

3536
02:34:54,540 --> 02:34:57,800
Wake up at 3.30 AM with your alarm clock.

3537
02:34:57,800 --> 02:35:01,000
Turn it off, but don't turn on the light.

3538
02:35:01,000 --> 02:35:04,640
You have exactly three minutes to light your candle, grab your cell phone, and make your

3539
02:35:04,640 --> 02:35:07,780
way to the dark room and sit in your throne.

3540
02:35:07,780 --> 02:35:11,540
You have to be seated by exactly 3.33 AM.

3541
02:35:11,540 --> 02:35:14,600
Don't forget your stuffed animal.

3542
02:35:14,600 --> 02:35:16,400
Check for potential red flags.

3543
02:35:16,400 --> 02:35:20,900
If your cell phone didn't charge for whatever reason, don't continue the ritual.

3544
02:35:20,900 --> 02:35:25,920
If the alarm didn't go off at exactly 3.30 AM, do not continue the ritual.

3545
02:35:25,920 --> 02:35:29,860
If you find the dark room door closed, remember that you left it open.

3546
02:35:29,860 --> 02:35:30,860
Abort the mission.

3547
02:35:30,860 --> 02:35:36,140
If the fan is turned off that you left on, abort the mission.

3548
02:35:36,140 --> 02:35:40,920
Side note, if you're about to abort, do this to do any of the above.

3549
02:35:40,920 --> 02:35:42,520
Leave the house with your loved one.

3550
02:35:42,520 --> 02:35:43,720
Go to a hotel.

3551
02:35:43,720 --> 02:35:44,720
There's no need to run.

3552
02:35:44,720 --> 02:35:51,240
Do you have to grab your jacket and your keys and whatnot, but leave after...but leave.

3553
02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:54,440
After 6 AM, the coast should in fact be clear.

3554
02:35:54,440 --> 02:35:57,600
If all goes as according to plan, you can proceed to take your throne.

3555
02:35:57,600 --> 02:36:00,980
Do not look directly at either of the two mirrors beside you.

3556
02:36:00,980 --> 02:36:05,400
Do not let the candle go out by the fan behind you.

3557
02:36:05,400 --> 02:36:08,840
You must protect the candle with your body, which is standing in between.

3558
02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:11,800
There's a reason for this, as you'll soon see.

3559
02:36:11,800 --> 02:36:15,840
Look straight ahead at the darkness, not the candle, not the mirrors.

3560
02:36:15,840 --> 02:36:16,840
Just straight ahead.

3561
02:36:16,840 --> 02:36:21,720
Eagle-eyed readers should surely notice that I said during the setup which chair was the

3562
02:36:21,720 --> 02:36:26,800
queen and which chair was the fool, but that's because it's your job to find out.

3563
02:36:26,800 --> 02:36:30,320
From their point of view, you are either their queen or their fool.

3564
02:36:30,320 --> 02:36:33,280
Hence, there are three kings in the room.

3565
02:36:33,280 --> 02:36:35,720
I won't spoil what happens next, blah blah blah.

3566
02:36:35,720 --> 02:36:37,560
Suffice to say, you won't be alone.

3567
02:36:37,560 --> 02:36:43,480
If you have questions, you'll get answers, sometimes in the form of new questions.

3568
02:36:43,480 --> 02:36:45,280
Just try to stay put and don't move.

3569
02:36:45,280 --> 02:36:48,280
Do not look directly at either mirror nor the candle.

3570
02:36:48,280 --> 02:36:50,680
Just straight ahead.

3571
02:36:50,680 --> 02:36:55,640
You need to wait until 434, and by 434, it's all over.

3572
02:36:55,640 --> 02:36:57,040
It's okay to tremble a little bit.

3573
02:36:57,040 --> 02:37:01,240
Just try not to, because the effects of the ritual or anything, it's just a pussy thing

3574
02:37:01,240 --> 02:37:03,480
to do while in polite company.

3575
02:37:03,480 --> 02:37:06,560
Did your candle go out?

3576
02:37:06,560 --> 02:37:07,960
That's what the fan's for.

3577
02:37:07,960 --> 02:37:12,200
You're protecting the candle with your body, but if your body were to move suddenly and

3578
02:37:12,200 --> 02:37:16,440
the fan would turn off the candle, that's backup number one.

3579
02:37:16,440 --> 02:37:18,760
Your loved one is backup number two.

3580
02:37:18,760 --> 02:37:23,060
At 434, she should be able to come into your room and call your name.

3581
02:37:23,060 --> 02:37:26,800
If that doesn't work, she has to call your cell phone, and if that doesn't work, she

3582
02:37:26,800 --> 02:37:28,880
has a glass of water in the bucket.

3583
02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:31,040
She can't touch you.

3584
02:37:31,040 --> 02:37:33,440
That's a newbie mistake.

3585
02:37:33,440 --> 02:37:37,060
Backup number three is your toy or stuffed animal.

3586
02:37:37,060 --> 02:37:42,840
Whatever object of strength you have, you have to show it.

3587
02:37:42,840 --> 02:37:45,800
It'll show you the way back if you follow it.

3588
02:37:45,800 --> 02:37:46,800
Multiple backups.

3589
02:37:46,800 --> 02:37:48,780
You got to be a boy scout when you do these things.

3590
02:37:48,780 --> 02:37:52,720
If you half ass it, half ass it all the way or it won't work.

3591
02:37:52,720 --> 02:37:57,180
You have to take it seriously or else it won't work, and you have to be seriously prepared

3592
02:37:57,180 --> 02:37:59,140
for the consequences.

3593
02:37:59,140 --> 02:38:00,140
When you are sitting there-

3594
02:38:00,140 --> 02:38:01,760
Who came up with this?

3595
02:38:01,760 --> 02:38:09,360
It was actually an old Wiccan game that they had back in the fucking 1500s.

3596
02:38:09,360 --> 02:38:13,700
The whole effects during that game, that's just how you play it, is you're sitting there

3597
02:38:13,700 --> 02:38:18,280
and you have them two mirrors beside you, because I've read a whole bunch of experiences

3598
02:38:18,280 --> 02:38:22,000
with it, and you have them in your peripheral vision so you kind of see-

3599
02:38:22,000 --> 02:38:23,000
You laid that out.

3600
02:38:23,000 --> 02:38:27,040
I'm not being a dick, but I understood it.

3601
02:38:27,040 --> 02:38:31,200
When you're doing that, the chairs next to you, you'll start hearing two voices talking

3602
02:38:31,200 --> 02:38:32,480
to you.

3603
02:38:32,480 --> 02:38:35,720
One is going to be a kind voice that's telling you things-

3604
02:38:35,720 --> 02:38:37,200
What if you're deaf in one ear?

3605
02:38:37,200 --> 02:38:39,160
If you're deaf in one ear, you probably can't play this game.

3606
02:38:39,160 --> 02:38:40,880
Yeah, I don't think I can play this game.

3607
02:38:40,880 --> 02:38:47,400
The other ear, it's going to be an aggressive, angry person yelling at you, but you can ask

3608
02:38:47,400 --> 02:38:52,480
questions to either one, and only one of them is going to tell you the actual answer.

3609
02:38:52,480 --> 02:38:58,280
The other one's going to yell at you or tell you a sweet lie type thing.

3610
02:38:58,280 --> 02:39:02,480
You just keep on hearing these two voices talking to you back and forth, but if you

3611
02:39:02,480 --> 02:39:08,560
look in the mirror, you'll see whichever one, or you look side to side, you can see-

3612
02:39:08,560 --> 02:39:12,000
If you look at either one of them, you're fucked.

3613
02:39:12,000 --> 02:39:17,400
The whole thing is you're trying to gain knowledge by talking to two different people that are

3614
02:39:17,400 --> 02:39:25,480
two different spirits, and you can ask questions, and you're trying just to get information,

3615
02:39:25,480 --> 02:39:29,600
but to the point where you're sitting there in the dark fucking trying to talk to the

3616
02:39:29,600 --> 02:39:30,600
fuck-

3617
02:39:30,600 --> 02:39:32,000
I think you're going to freak yourself out enough.

3618
02:39:32,000 --> 02:39:36,080
If you're taking that seriously, you're going to coax yourself into seeing shit, even if

3619
02:39:36,080 --> 02:39:37,720
it's not there though.

3620
02:39:37,720 --> 02:39:38,720
That's where I'm at.

3621
02:39:38,720 --> 02:39:43,000
Dude, do you remember the auditory hallucination I told you I had?

3622
02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:44,000
Yeah.

3623
02:39:44,000 --> 02:39:45,000
I came back from New York City.

3624
02:39:45,000 --> 02:39:46,000
Wait a minute.

3625
02:39:46,000 --> 02:39:47,000
Which one was this?

3626
02:39:47,000 --> 02:39:52,240
After I went to the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.

3627
02:39:52,240 --> 02:39:53,560
I don't think you told us on podcast.

3628
02:39:53,560 --> 02:39:54,560
I think I did.

3629
02:39:54,560 --> 02:39:55,880
I'll just reiterate real quick.

3630
02:39:55,880 --> 02:39:58,080
I was walking by.

3631
02:39:58,080 --> 02:40:01,840
I had a lot of time to kill before I caught my bus back to Albany.

3632
02:40:01,840 --> 02:40:03,640
I was walking by Ripley's Believe It or Not.

3633
02:40:03,640 --> 02:40:05,320
It's down towards Times Square.

3634
02:40:05,320 --> 02:40:09,680
It's next to Madame Tussauds, the Wax Museum and shit.

3635
02:40:09,680 --> 02:40:14,360
There's this guy out front that had a voodoo doll, and he was doing some magic trick with

3636
02:40:14,360 --> 02:40:15,360
a voodoo doll.

3637
02:40:15,360 --> 02:40:18,880
I was like, that's fucking weird.

3638
02:40:18,880 --> 02:40:20,680
I was super sleep deprived.

3639
02:40:20,680 --> 02:40:23,880
I had been up for 24 hours.

3640
02:40:23,880 --> 02:40:30,000
There's some feeling that just stuck with me all the way home after watching that.

3641
02:40:30,000 --> 02:40:31,680
I don't know what he was doing with it.

3642
02:40:31,680 --> 02:40:34,520
Some fucking magic trick.

3643
02:40:34,520 --> 02:40:42,680
I got home and I fell asleep with my eyes open in my bed with my light on.

3644
02:40:42,680 --> 02:40:45,520
Oh, so you had sleep paralysis type thing.

3645
02:40:45,520 --> 02:40:46,520
Right.

3646
02:40:46,520 --> 02:40:53,200
I heard a voice that started in this ear, and I heard another voice in this ear.

3647
02:40:53,200 --> 02:40:56,000
This one said, should we fuck with him?

3648
02:40:56,000 --> 02:41:01,600
This one's like, yeah, let's fuck with it.

3649
02:41:01,600 --> 02:41:05,560
It sounded like, after they said that, it sounded like a cafeteria.

3650
02:41:05,560 --> 02:41:12,440
It just got louder and louder and louder and louder until I fucking finally just snapped

3651
02:41:12,440 --> 02:41:13,640
out of it.

3652
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:18,240
I was like, dude, I went and I looked out my back window, like on my house, like in

3653
02:41:18,240 --> 02:41:20,080
my backyard.

3654
02:41:20,080 --> 02:41:22,640
It was like dawn.

3655
02:41:22,640 --> 02:41:26,680
I was like, what the fuck was that?

3656
02:41:26,680 --> 02:41:29,720
I was like, dude, do I have to go talk to a fucking psychiatrist?

3657
02:41:29,720 --> 02:41:32,400
It sounds like sleep paralysis to me.

3658
02:41:32,400 --> 02:41:33,400
Well, that's what it was.

3659
02:41:33,400 --> 02:41:35,200
I looked it up and that's super common.

3660
02:41:35,200 --> 02:41:38,080
Some people only get auditory hallucinations with sleep paralysis.

3661
02:41:38,080 --> 02:41:39,080
Yeah.

3662
02:41:39,080 --> 02:41:44,440
I know I've talked about the fucking auditory hallucinations I had on Adderall, and they

3663
02:41:44,440 --> 02:41:48,000
were loud and they were insomnia induced and they were fucking freaky.

3664
02:41:48,000 --> 02:41:50,280
I knew they were in my head the whole time too.

3665
02:41:50,280 --> 02:41:56,400
It was just like, how the fuck do I sleep, you motherfucker?

3666
02:41:56,400 --> 02:41:57,400
It was the same thing.

3667
02:41:57,400 --> 02:41:58,560
It was the crowded cafeteria.

3668
02:41:58,560 --> 02:42:00,880
No distinguishable voices to speak of.

3669
02:42:00,880 --> 02:42:06,000
It was just garbled white noise almost.

3670
02:42:06,000 --> 02:42:07,000
Exactly.

3671
02:42:07,000 --> 02:42:08,000
Exactly.

3672
02:42:08,000 --> 02:42:11,960
I actually had a pretty creepy fucking sleep paralysis experience at my house that I currently

3673
02:42:11,960 --> 02:42:17,960
live in now because I lived in my parents' house till last year.

3674
02:42:17,960 --> 02:42:21,880
But I was sleeping and every time that I sleep on my back, I either have a nightmare or sleep

3675
02:42:21,880 --> 02:42:22,880
paralysis.

3676
02:42:22,880 --> 02:42:23,880
I can't sleep on my back.

3677
02:42:23,880 --> 02:42:28,000
But it was one of those days where you just kind of fall back in the bed and you're done

3678
02:42:28,000 --> 02:42:29,280
instantly.

3679
02:42:29,280 --> 02:42:31,960
Sleep on your cock.

3680
02:42:31,960 --> 02:42:35,320
I actually do sleep on the front of me or on the side of me constantly.

3681
02:42:35,320 --> 02:42:36,320
That's just how I sleep.

3682
02:42:36,320 --> 02:42:42,480
But I remember I was sleeping and mind you, my bed is pinned against a wall.

3683
02:42:42,480 --> 02:42:43,760
It's all the way to the end.

3684
02:42:43,760 --> 02:42:44,760
That's it.

3685
02:42:44,760 --> 02:42:45,760
Pinned.

3686
02:42:45,760 --> 02:42:46,760
Pinned.

3687
02:42:46,760 --> 02:42:50,200
I don't know the whole story because the wall is right there.

3688
02:42:50,200 --> 02:42:54,720
But I was sleeping and my fiance went to work or something.

3689
02:42:54,720 --> 02:42:57,320
But this was during a day.

3690
02:42:57,320 --> 02:43:03,160
My eyes open and I'm looking up at my ceiling and my fans going out and stuff.

3691
02:43:03,160 --> 02:43:04,160
I'm like, okay.

3692
02:43:04,160 --> 02:43:05,160
Then I realized I couldn't move.

3693
02:43:05,160 --> 02:43:08,040
I'm like, so this is probably sleep paralysis.

3694
02:43:08,040 --> 02:43:14,480
Then I saw a fucking arm come out of the wall behind me and another arm come out.

3695
02:43:14,480 --> 02:43:19,920
Then I see it looked like somebody was pulling themselves through the fucking wall.

3696
02:43:19,920 --> 02:43:21,760
I just saw a fucking...

3697
02:43:21,760 --> 02:43:26,280
The arm came out upside down and twitched and did this.

3698
02:43:26,280 --> 02:43:29,800
The other arm came out and fucking twitched and then fucking did this.

3699
02:43:29,800 --> 02:43:35,400
Just fucking something started pulling itself out from my wall.

3700
02:43:35,400 --> 02:43:38,120
I was like, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

3701
02:43:38,120 --> 02:43:42,000
Then I just see a fucking torso start coming out of the wall with the head.

3702
02:43:42,000 --> 02:43:46,680
The head was up like this so all I could see was a fucking pure white torso.

3703
02:43:46,680 --> 02:43:49,360
It was fucking emaciated.

3704
02:43:49,360 --> 02:43:54,240
It was only skin, bone, and you could see organs and shit.

3705
02:43:54,240 --> 02:43:56,120
Not actually see it, but you know what I mean.

3706
02:43:56,120 --> 02:43:59,120
It's so skinny that you could see it.

3707
02:43:59,120 --> 02:44:02,520
Its head did a snapping motion like this down.

3708
02:44:02,520 --> 02:44:07,880
It looked down and it only had a mouth and its mouth was up to here and it had fucking

3709
02:44:07,880 --> 02:44:09,240
needles for teeth.

3710
02:44:09,240 --> 02:44:11,520
They had no eyes or fucking nose.

3711
02:44:11,520 --> 02:44:15,080
There was a completely white face that was attached to the thing.

3712
02:44:15,080 --> 02:44:17,440
Dude, fuck your imagination, bro.

3713
02:44:17,440 --> 02:44:20,280
It opened up its mouth and it had fucking needles for teeth.

3714
02:44:20,280 --> 02:44:22,080
I just go, fuck.

3715
02:44:22,080 --> 02:44:24,400
I woke up and nothing.

3716
02:44:24,400 --> 02:44:27,760
I was like, holy shit.

3717
02:44:27,760 --> 02:44:30,760
Yeah, that's the shit I'd see in my dreams.

3718
02:44:30,760 --> 02:44:32,760
Yeah, dude, that was fucked up.

3719
02:44:32,760 --> 02:44:33,760
Not awake though.

3720
02:44:33,760 --> 02:44:35,760
Yeah, dude.

3721
02:44:35,760 --> 02:44:38,720
In sleep paralysis, you're not really awake.

3722
02:44:38,720 --> 02:44:41,080
It's like the in-between type thing.

3723
02:44:41,080 --> 02:44:44,880
So I was just like, what the fuck was that, dude?

3724
02:44:44,880 --> 02:44:45,880
And I was like, fuck.

3725
02:44:45,880 --> 02:44:49,240
And I looked over and it was like 3 PM.

3726
02:44:49,240 --> 02:44:54,120
I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck?

3727
02:44:54,120 --> 02:44:58,640
I went to sleep probably 6 AM because I just got home from work.

3728
02:44:58,640 --> 02:45:01,040
No, I went 7 AM.

3729
02:45:01,040 --> 02:45:04,440
I just got home from work and I just laid down and just fucking crashed and woke up

3730
02:45:04,440 --> 02:45:09,280
at 3 and whenever that happened, I don't know what time that was.

3731
02:45:09,280 --> 02:45:10,720
But it was daylight.

3732
02:45:10,720 --> 02:45:15,160
You could see it peek, the light coming through the curtains that I have.

3733
02:45:15,160 --> 02:45:18,480
It doesn't completely black out the room, but it does it enough where you can sleep.

3734
02:45:18,480 --> 02:45:19,480
Wow.

3735
02:45:19,480 --> 02:45:21,480
Yeah, so it's fucking creepy.

3736
02:45:21,480 --> 02:45:28,440
Dude, we didn't have Jeff tell his fucking creepy story last time he was here.

3737
02:45:28,440 --> 02:45:31,080
I'll tell it, but then we'll have him back on.

3738
02:45:31,080 --> 02:45:32,440
He'll be back on.

3739
02:45:32,440 --> 02:45:37,200
Yeah, and he can tell the actual, he tells it better than I'm going to tell it.

3740
02:45:37,200 --> 02:45:40,880
But his parents, maybe I did tell us.

3741
02:45:40,880 --> 02:45:46,800
No, I think he told it the one with the with their on the back road, like in the other

3742
02:45:46,800 --> 02:45:47,800
country.

3743
02:45:47,800 --> 02:45:48,800
Yeah, you did.

3744
02:45:48,800 --> 02:45:51,040
Yeah, no, no, his parents were coming home from church.

3745
02:45:51,040 --> 02:45:52,040
Yeah, he did.

3746
02:45:52,040 --> 02:45:53,040
This is here.

3747
02:45:53,040 --> 02:45:54,040
Yeah.

3748
02:45:54,040 --> 02:45:55,040
And the hat man.

3749
02:45:55,040 --> 02:45:56,040
Yeah, yeah.

3750
02:45:56,040 --> 02:45:59,960
He was talking about his parents, like stopping.

3751
02:45:59,960 --> 02:46:00,960
This was a Jeff episode.

3752
02:46:00,960 --> 02:46:04,760
I wasn't here for that and what happened?

3753
02:46:04,760 --> 02:46:07,400
I don't remember actually.

3754
02:46:07,400 --> 02:46:09,640
So I'll give you the hat man.

3755
02:46:09,640 --> 02:46:11,960
So OK, I'll tell you again just in case.

3756
02:46:11,960 --> 02:46:17,160
Like in case it's different, because there was the one with the basket of snakes.

3757
02:46:17,160 --> 02:46:18,960
Yeah, that's the one I did.

3758
02:46:18,960 --> 02:46:19,960
Baby basket.

3759
02:46:19,960 --> 02:46:21,640
Yeah, this is different.

3760
02:46:21,640 --> 02:46:28,280
His parents were coming home from our church that we go to and there was a guy walking

3761
02:46:28,280 --> 02:46:30,200
down the road.

3762
02:46:30,200 --> 02:46:34,400
It was like raining a little bit from what I remember from the story.

3763
02:46:34,400 --> 02:46:40,040
And there's a guy walking down the road in a trench coat and he had a hat on like the

3764
02:46:40,040 --> 02:46:41,040
brim hat.

3765
02:46:41,040 --> 02:46:43,840
Yeah, like the brim hat, like the fucking hat man.

3766
02:46:43,840 --> 02:46:49,000
And they said that this guy Casey, you jumped in the air.

3767
02:46:49,000 --> 02:46:51,000
You're breathing is fucking nuts, dude.

3768
02:46:51,000 --> 02:46:52,000
You're going.

3769
02:46:52,000 --> 02:46:53,000
I'm sorry.

3770
02:46:53,000 --> 02:46:56,760
That was just really bothering me.

3771
02:46:56,760 --> 02:46:58,680
I have a deviated septum.

3772
02:46:58,680 --> 02:47:00,800
Good for you from cocaine.

3773
02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:02,480
So you called the temps.

3774
02:47:02,480 --> 02:47:06,480
They said he was he was on one side of the road, right?

3775
02:47:06,480 --> 02:47:12,000
This guy walking down the street and he jumped in the air and landed on the other side of

3776
02:47:12,000 --> 02:47:14,120
the road and just kept walking.

3777
02:47:14,120 --> 02:47:15,120
That's nuts.

3778
02:47:15,120 --> 02:47:20,080
And his mom said to his dad, she's like, did you just see that?

3779
02:47:20,080 --> 02:47:22,120
And he's like, yeah.

3780
02:47:22,120 --> 02:47:23,120
What was that?

3781
02:47:23,120 --> 02:47:30,120
Like, dude, just just a guy just walking and then goes like this to the other side of the

3782
02:47:30,120 --> 02:47:31,960
road and just keeps walking.

3783
02:47:31,960 --> 02:47:37,520
It's almost like Spring Heel Jack, the old fucking legend in fucking London, like back

3784
02:47:37,520 --> 02:47:41,040
in the Victorian Spring Heel Jack.

3785
02:47:41,040 --> 02:47:42,040
You would know that.

3786
02:47:42,040 --> 02:47:43,720
You never heard of Spring Heel Jack?

3787
02:47:43,720 --> 02:47:44,720
No.

3788
02:47:44,720 --> 02:47:49,040
So Spring Heel Jack was like a fucking like, I guess, kind of look this shit up.

3789
02:47:49,040 --> 02:47:55,440
I guess he was like a kind of cryptid, but also maybe a person or a demon in like Victorian

3790
02:47:55,440 --> 02:47:56,600
England.

3791
02:47:56,600 --> 02:48:00,120
And I don't remember exactly what he did like to people and stuff, or he would just

3792
02:48:00,120 --> 02:48:05,840
jump scene and stuff, but like he would like jump like insane amounts of time, like insane

3793
02:48:05,840 --> 02:48:09,120
amounts of height, like inhuman height.

3794
02:48:09,120 --> 02:48:14,000
Like he'd do something fucking and then just jump like fucking like all over the place

3795
02:48:14,000 --> 02:48:15,000
and he just boom.

3796
02:48:15,000 --> 02:48:18,960
And they're like, like he just kept like not being able to be caught because he just jumped

3797
02:48:18,960 --> 02:48:20,720
like fucking 40 feet in the air.

3798
02:48:20,720 --> 02:48:21,720
Oh my God.

3799
02:48:21,720 --> 02:48:23,280
That's some X-Files shit.

3800
02:48:23,280 --> 02:48:24,280
Yeah.

3801
02:48:24,280 --> 02:48:25,960
No, he kind of looks like him too.

3802
02:48:25,960 --> 02:48:27,520
Oh my God, dude.

3803
02:48:27,520 --> 02:48:28,520
You're not joking.

3804
02:48:28,520 --> 02:48:29,520
Yeah.

3805
02:48:29,520 --> 02:48:32,240
That's a trench coat, the top hat.

3806
02:48:32,240 --> 02:48:36,560
It just suddenly chills up my spine, dude.

3807
02:48:36,560 --> 02:48:38,160
That's like exactly what he fucking described.

3808
02:48:38,160 --> 02:48:39,160
Yeah, dude.

3809
02:48:39,160 --> 02:48:42,640
It's a fucking dude that like jumps like super far and shit.

3810
02:48:42,640 --> 02:48:45,880
I love how that's like the old Victorian stories.

3811
02:48:45,880 --> 02:48:48,960
Did you see that guy jump 20 feet?

3812
02:48:48,960 --> 02:48:49,960
That was a demon.

3813
02:48:49,960 --> 02:48:54,680
Isn't it fucking crazy that I just described exactly that fucking thing?

3814
02:48:54,680 --> 02:48:55,680
Yeah.

3815
02:48:55,680 --> 02:48:56,680
Yeah.

3816
02:48:56,680 --> 02:49:00,600
And his one superpower is exactly what I just fucking described.

3817
02:49:00,600 --> 02:49:01,600
Yeah.

3818
02:49:01,600 --> 02:49:02,600
There he is.

3819
02:49:02,600 --> 02:49:04,320
What the fuck, bro?

3820
02:49:04,320 --> 02:49:08,280
So you want to know what's an even crazier thing with that story is that Spring Heel

3821
02:49:08,280 --> 02:49:11,600
Jack disappeared from England during that time period.

3822
02:49:11,600 --> 02:49:14,600
Like he was only there for like a period of like five years.

3823
02:49:14,600 --> 02:49:19,640
What if it is an actual spirit or a cryptid that made its way over to America?

3824
02:49:19,640 --> 02:49:24,840
And what about what location in America did a lot of people settle from England?

3825
02:49:24,840 --> 02:49:26,000
Yeah.

3826
02:49:26,000 --> 02:49:27,280
Right around here.

3827
02:49:27,280 --> 02:49:30,120
And one of Spring Heel Jack's is still around, just jumping.

3828
02:49:30,120 --> 02:49:38,120
If I see Spring Heel Jack on my way home, I'm hitting him with my fucking drilling him.

3829
02:49:38,120 --> 02:49:40,240
Dude, that's fucking freaking me out.

3830
02:49:40,240 --> 02:49:41,240
Yeah, dude.

3831
02:49:41,240 --> 02:49:42,240
That's fucking crazy.

3832
02:49:42,240 --> 02:49:44,040
That's a crazy fucking thing.

3833
02:49:44,040 --> 02:49:46,200
Dude, this is like what I like about the podcast.

3834
02:49:46,200 --> 02:49:48,360
Like this is like I hate arguing politics.

3835
02:49:48,360 --> 02:49:49,880
It just makes me fucking angry.

3836
02:49:49,880 --> 02:49:53,160
I want to talk about fucking Spring Heel Jack, dude.

3837
02:49:53,160 --> 02:49:54,160
God.

3838
02:49:54,160 --> 02:49:59,400
Yeah, but like fucking he would like like that story was such a fucking weird story.

3839
02:49:59,400 --> 02:50:05,720
And then like you explained it said he was tall and thin with the appearance of a gentleman.

3840
02:50:05,720 --> 02:50:11,000
Several reports mentioned that he could breathe out blue and white flames.

3841
02:50:11,000 --> 02:50:19,480
Yeah, guys, two people claim that he was able to speak comprehensible English in comprehensive

3842
02:50:19,480 --> 02:50:20,480
or comprehensive.

3843
02:50:20,480 --> 02:50:21,480
Comprehensible.

3844
02:50:21,480 --> 02:50:25,760
But just imagine if Spring Heel Jack still around, he's just fucking walking around New

3845
02:50:25,760 --> 02:50:29,120
York, just jumping over roads.

3846
02:50:29,120 --> 02:50:30,120
That's fucking wild.

3847
02:50:30,120 --> 02:50:35,720
I want to talk about you guys ever have that experience when you're driving at night and

3848
02:50:35,720 --> 02:50:40,560
you see like the fucking like shadow goblins that are like running next to your car and

3849
02:50:40,560 --> 02:50:41,560
shit?

3850
02:50:41,560 --> 02:50:42,560
Yeah, I think that's normal.

3851
02:50:42,560 --> 02:50:43,560
Yeah, I know.

3852
02:50:43,560 --> 02:50:47,320
But like it's just like a fucking like like I hate seeing that shit like your father.

3853
02:50:47,320 --> 02:50:48,840
They're typically like a blur in my eye.

3854
02:50:48,840 --> 02:50:53,400
I see them and it's usually like shadow dogs almost they're not like they're like they

3855
02:50:53,400 --> 02:50:57,400
crawl like on the ground and like some sort of way and it's always just like kind of like

3856
02:50:57,400 --> 02:50:58,960
a like split second thing.

3857
02:50:58,960 --> 02:51:00,160
You're like the fuck was that?

3858
02:51:00,160 --> 02:51:02,080
Yeah, you can't even get your eyes on them.

3859
02:51:02,080 --> 02:51:04,640
You they'll run out of your corner of your vision.

3860
02:51:04,640 --> 02:51:10,280
Did I ever tell the story of when me all right listen December twelve you guys free it's

3861
02:51:10,280 --> 02:51:11,280
December.

3862
02:51:11,280 --> 02:51:14,320
I have no idea what day of the week is that Thursday?

3863
02:51:14,320 --> 02:51:16,320
Why should be?

3864
02:51:16,320 --> 02:51:18,920
What's the go-go son?

3865
02:51:18,920 --> 02:51:21,800
That's the earliest booking for the country.

3866
02:51:21,800 --> 02:51:24,800
Oh my god, December.

3867
02:51:24,800 --> 02:51:28,280
Yeah.

3868
02:51:28,280 --> 02:51:31,360
Emily's birthday is the next week, but I should be free on that Thursday.

3869
02:51:31,360 --> 02:51:32,360
That's pretty crazy.

3870
02:51:32,360 --> 02:51:34,320
Well, I just got to read this.

3871
02:51:34,320 --> 02:51:38,880
There was official recognition of Spring Heel Jack in fucking London.

3872
02:51:38,880 --> 02:51:43,800
We have to put all our names in for the country house a few months after these first sightings

3873
02:51:43,800 --> 02:51:50,400
on the 9th of January 1838 the Lord Mayor of London Sir John Cowan released in a public

3874
02:51:50,400 --> 02:51:54,680
session held in the mansion house an anonymous complaint that he had received several days

3875
02:51:54,680 --> 02:51:59,760
earlier which had which he had withheld in the hope of obtaining further information.

3876
02:51:59,760 --> 02:52:04,640
The correspondent who signed the letter a resident of Peckham wrote it appears that

3877
02:52:04,640 --> 02:52:11,040
some individuals of as the writer believes the highest ranks of life have laid a wager

3878
02:52:11,040 --> 02:52:16,840
with a mischievous and foolhardy companion that he durst not take upon himself the task

3879
02:52:16,840 --> 02:52:22,160
of visiting many of the villages near London in three different disguises a ghost a bear

3880
02:52:22,160 --> 02:52:27,080
and a devil and moreover that he will not enter a gentleman's gardens for the purpose

3881
02:52:27,080 --> 02:52:29,360
of alarming the inmates of the house.

3882
02:52:29,360 --> 02:52:31,560
The wager has however been accepted.

3883
02:52:31,560 --> 02:52:34,120
I can't understand anything that's going on.

3884
02:52:34,120 --> 02:52:35,600
How old are you?

3885
02:52:35,600 --> 02:52:41,040
Dylan has succeeded in depriving seven ladies of their senses two of whom are not likely

3886
02:52:41,040 --> 02:52:44,240
to recover but to become burdens of their families.

3887
02:52:44,240 --> 02:52:47,000
How old are you?

3888
02:52:47,000 --> 02:52:48,000
I am 25.

3889
02:52:48,000 --> 02:52:51,000
Tyler how old are you?

3890
02:52:51,000 --> 02:52:52,000
26.

3891
02:52:52,000 --> 02:52:58,600
So did I ever tell you guys about the fucking cryptid that me and fucking Saunders are

3892
02:52:58,600 --> 02:52:59,600
you Dan?

3893
02:52:59,600 --> 02:53:00,600
34.

3894
02:53:00,600 --> 02:53:01,600
Dan.

3895
02:53:01,600 --> 02:53:04,600
He says reluctantly.

3896
02:53:04,600 --> 02:53:10,520
Dan I'm booking you for the country.

3897
02:53:10,520 --> 02:53:15,400
So fucking I did I ever say that like the cryptid that means Saunders saw on the fucking

3898
02:53:15,400 --> 02:53:16,680
LDT that we did.

3899
02:53:16,680 --> 02:53:18,320
I don't know.

3900
02:53:18,320 --> 02:53:22,540
So me and Saunders and Saunders can back this up because he was there and he fucking still

3901
02:53:22,540 --> 02:53:24,360
talks about this with me.

3902
02:53:24,360 --> 02:53:28,080
We were fucking driving back from an LDT in like the middle of fucking Adirondacks.

3903
02:53:28,080 --> 02:53:30,540
It was like a take home to the Adirondacks.

3904
02:53:30,540 --> 02:53:32,280
It wasn't like a hospital there.

3905
02:53:32,280 --> 02:53:35,060
So it was just fucking deep woods Adirondacks.

3906
02:53:35,060 --> 02:53:39,080
So me and him are just like whatever and like we're driving back and it's like fucking you

3907
02:53:39,080 --> 02:53:40,920
know nighttime in the woods.

3908
02:53:40,920 --> 02:53:45,180
So you know just fucking it's got that you know nighttime woods vibe.

3909
02:53:45,180 --> 02:53:50,660
And you're just driving through and over our fucking ambulance I shit you not it was a

3910
02:53:50,660 --> 02:53:54,520
bat like the size of a fucking person that just fucking white.

3911
02:53:54,520 --> 02:54:00,440
It was a white bat that just fucking fucking Casey and then fucking and then Saunders goes

3912
02:54:00,440 --> 02:54:02,440
was that a fucking pterodactyl.

3913
02:54:02,440 --> 02:54:07,120
Like it just like swooped down and then like swooped up.

3914
02:54:07,120 --> 02:54:11,800
And I'm like where the fuck like like its wingspan was like the size of the ambulance

3915
02:54:11,800 --> 02:54:14,000
like like windshield.

3916
02:54:14,000 --> 02:54:17,680
Like that's how big it was like what was Birdman.

3917
02:54:17,680 --> 02:54:19,600
We're like what the fuck was that.

3918
02:54:19,600 --> 02:54:22,200
And he's like what the fuck dude.

3919
02:54:22,200 --> 02:54:27,400
And like we want like we try to get the fucking the the the drive came from that and they

3920
02:54:27,400 --> 02:54:28,960
didn't let us get it.

3921
02:54:28,960 --> 02:54:32,000
I'm like dude we saw a fucking monster in the woods dude.

3922
02:54:32,000 --> 02:54:33,640
What drive came on that.

3923
02:54:33,640 --> 02:54:35,480
And I'm like no I do not give me the fuck.

3924
02:54:35,480 --> 02:54:39,400
We're not pulling the drive can so you can see a fucking monster in the woods.

3925
02:54:39,400 --> 02:54:40,400
Right.

3926
02:54:40,400 --> 02:54:47,520
Real play it back and it's like a plastic bag flying through the air.

3927
02:54:47,520 --> 02:54:52,440
But it was easy to autistic kids fucking raging about a plastic bag.

3928
02:54:52,440 --> 02:54:54,920
Did you see that thing dude.

3929
02:54:54,920 --> 02:54:57,320
It was like a bird like a person.

3930
02:54:57,320 --> 02:54:58,320
What the fuck.

3931
02:54:58,320 --> 02:55:01,040
And then you got to come to the country house.

3932
02:55:01,040 --> 02:55:03,320
Well I'm all right.

3933
02:55:03,320 --> 02:55:06,440
Here's what here's the deal is going to be two seventy one each.

3934
02:55:06,440 --> 02:55:07,440
Oh my God.

3935
02:55:07,440 --> 02:55:08,440
You're not selling this.

3936
02:55:08,440 --> 02:55:09,440
I can't.

3937
02:55:09,440 --> 02:55:14,440
How about you all watch a documentary on the country.

3938
02:55:14,440 --> 02:55:16,400
We can just like fucking free.

3939
02:55:16,400 --> 02:55:18,440
I thought you wanted to go to science.

3940
02:55:18,440 --> 02:55:20,720
You're three thousand and that's right.

3941
02:55:20,720 --> 02:55:21,720
Bro two seventy one.

3942
02:55:21,720 --> 02:55:24,080
You fucking kidding me.

3943
02:55:24,080 --> 02:55:25,080
Dollars.

3944
02:55:25,080 --> 02:55:26,080
Yeah.

3945
02:55:26,080 --> 02:55:27,080
Two hundred and seventy one.

3946
02:55:27,080 --> 02:55:30,720
That's almost as much as my twenty one pilots ticket cost me.

3947
02:55:30,720 --> 02:55:32,080
That's that's too much.

3948
02:55:32,080 --> 02:55:33,080
My guy.

3949
02:55:33,080 --> 02:55:34,080
That's a lot.

3950
02:55:34,080 --> 02:55:37,000
That's like literally like that's like a one way.

3951
02:55:37,000 --> 02:55:38,000
OK.

3952
02:55:38,000 --> 02:55:41,320
So no I was checking ticket prices to Italy.

3953
02:55:41,320 --> 02:55:45,320
Some days you can go from JFK to Italy for one hundred and fifty bucks.

3954
02:55:45,320 --> 02:55:48,160
That's that's a round trip to fucking Italy.

3955
02:55:48,160 --> 02:55:51,240
One hundred fifty fucking Italy.

3956
02:55:51,240 --> 02:55:52,240
Casey.

3957
02:55:52,240 --> 02:55:53,960
Close it's close to seventy one.

3958
02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:57,040
You wouldn't go to the country house for two hundred seventy dollars.

3959
02:55:57,040 --> 02:55:59,240
Yeah but I do some fucking cathedral in Italy.

3960
02:55:59,240 --> 02:56:00,240
It'll be cheaper.

3961
02:56:00,240 --> 02:56:01,240
Oh fuck you then.

3962
02:56:01,240 --> 02:56:06,240
I told you I'm going to be lined in circle things in the communist manifesto.

3963
02:56:06,240 --> 02:56:10,520
Eve I told you that much was ease themselves.

3964
02:56:10,520 --> 02:56:13,200
Buj was the one word.

3965
02:56:13,200 --> 02:56:14,200
It's yes.

3966
02:56:14,200 --> 02:56:16,760
It creates a world of its after it's only minutes.

3967
02:56:16,760 --> 02:56:17,760
So you go hmm.

3968
02:56:17,760 --> 02:56:19,480
Yes I agree with all fucking highly.

3969
02:56:19,480 --> 02:56:22,280
I told you it was going to be that much.

3970
02:56:22,280 --> 02:56:23,600
Yeah that's why I had more money.

3971
02:56:23,600 --> 02:56:25,160
I'm poor right now.

3972
02:56:25,160 --> 02:56:26,160
Honestly same.

3973
02:56:26,160 --> 02:56:30,600
The department's not going to kill me but they're fucking asking for safety deposits

3974
02:56:30,600 --> 02:56:32,760
and two months rent and all this shit.

3975
02:56:32,760 --> 02:56:34,040
I have to cash out some test.

3976
02:56:34,040 --> 02:56:35,880
Why did Eve have this.

3977
02:56:35,880 --> 02:56:36,880
I did.

3978
02:56:36,880 --> 02:56:39,320
I had to cash out a Tesla a little bit for it.

3979
02:56:39,320 --> 02:56:42,760
Yeah that came out of the Tesla fund.

3980
02:56:42,760 --> 02:56:44,760
What is your rent.

3981
02:56:44,760 --> 02:56:48,440
I think between me and Cece it's twenty one hundred.

3982
02:56:48,440 --> 02:56:54,820
It's not bad but you're paying twenty one hundred dollars for rent.

3983
02:56:54,820 --> 02:56:56,360
You know like Kyle written house.

3984
02:56:56,360 --> 02:57:00,880
It's a nice apartment though.

3985
02:57:00,880 --> 02:57:02,320
I don't pay that much.

3986
02:57:02,320 --> 02:57:03,600
That's what we pay together.

3987
02:57:03,600 --> 02:57:04,600
I know.

3988
02:57:04,600 --> 02:57:05,600
Bro that's insane.

3989
02:57:05,600 --> 02:57:06,600
I pay fifteen hundred for this.

3990
02:57:06,600 --> 02:57:07,600
How about this.

3991
02:57:07,600 --> 02:57:08,600
I pay twelve five.

3992
02:57:08,600 --> 02:57:09,600
I got an idea.

3993
02:57:09,600 --> 02:57:12,060
I know but she's like nurse I'll be fucking medic.

3994
02:57:12,060 --> 02:57:13,280
We got the money for it.

3995
02:57:13,280 --> 02:57:15,480
We were living in fucking a Troy ghetto.

3996
02:57:15,480 --> 02:57:16,480
I got an idea.

3997
02:57:16,480 --> 02:57:17,480
We wanted to treat ourselves.

3998
02:57:17,480 --> 02:57:21,320
How about you just go get treat yourselves to a fucking house and pay fifteen hundred

3999
02:57:21,320 --> 02:57:22,320
bucks a month.

4000
02:57:22,320 --> 02:57:23,320
That's the plan.

4001
02:57:23,320 --> 02:57:25,320
Let's go fucking sideways.

4002
02:57:25,320 --> 02:57:28,120
Hey like this isn't working out.

4003
02:57:28,120 --> 02:57:29,800
We save some money though.

4004
02:57:29,800 --> 02:57:31,480
Let's get rid of it and see you.

4005
02:57:31,480 --> 02:57:32,480
Like dude.

4006
02:57:32,480 --> 02:57:33,760
Well this is our one year plan.

4007
02:57:33,760 --> 02:57:34,760
We do want to buy a house.

4008
02:57:34,760 --> 02:57:38,200
Do you know how much my rent is a month.

4009
02:57:38,200 --> 02:57:39,200
How much is it.

4010
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:40,200
Eight hundred and fifty dollars a month.

4011
02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:41,200
I believe you.

4012
02:57:41,200 --> 02:57:44,200
That's what I've always paid until now.

4013
02:57:44,200 --> 02:57:45,200
But it's like this place.

4014
02:57:45,200 --> 02:57:46,200
Oh man.

4015
02:57:46,200 --> 02:57:47,200
I just can't describe it.

4016
02:57:47,200 --> 02:57:48,200
It's just nice.

4017
02:57:48,200 --> 02:57:49,200
It's a happy place.

4018
02:57:49,200 --> 02:57:51,400
Like I feel just nice.

4019
02:57:51,400 --> 02:57:55,600
I can't just I really can't like I'm so fucking happy with it though compared to where we

4020
02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:56,600
were at.

4021
02:57:56,600 --> 02:57:58,620
And it's like that's fucking expensive.

4022
02:57:58,620 --> 02:57:59,800
It's expensive as fuck man.

4023
02:57:59,800 --> 02:58:03,920
But like all the appliances everything in it's brand fucking new.

4024
02:58:03,920 --> 02:58:08,500
Like it's just everything's included with a brand new fridge.

4025
02:58:08,500 --> 02:58:10,560
We got a pool tennis courts.

4026
02:58:10,560 --> 02:58:13,960
Well how often are you going to play tennis.

4027
02:58:13,960 --> 02:58:14,960
Actually pretty.

4028
02:58:14,960 --> 02:58:19,440
I'm pretty when I lived there before when I was in high school I did.

4029
02:58:19,440 --> 02:58:20,680
Tell me if you play tennis.

4030
02:58:20,680 --> 02:58:24,280
Speaking of I did it all the fucking time when I lived there in high school.

4031
02:58:24,280 --> 02:58:25,720
We I used to highlight it.

4032
02:58:25,720 --> 02:58:27,960
I used to fuck out of all the amenities there.

4033
02:58:27,960 --> 02:58:32,480
It was just yeah I know but it's fucking nuts the passengers between all of my appliances

4034
02:58:32,480 --> 02:58:38,040
are like literally three quarters of what one month of your eyes I know all brand new

4035
02:58:38,040 --> 02:58:39,360
well pretty much brand new.

4036
02:58:39,360 --> 02:58:45,560
I got this fucking stainless steel fridge off Facebook marketplace for 400 bucks.

4037
02:58:45,560 --> 02:58:47,920
I just had to fix like the drawer on it.

4038
02:58:47,920 --> 02:58:51,080
My stainless steel dishwasher was 500 bucks.

4039
02:58:51,080 --> 02:58:52,440
Like OK.

4040
02:58:52,440 --> 02:58:56,440
So I guess what I'm trying to say here is I get it and I want to buy a house like that

4041
02:58:56,440 --> 02:58:57,720
is in our plans.

4042
02:58:57,720 --> 02:59:01,840
But we were in the middle of school and we're like all right our lease is coming up.

4043
02:59:01,840 --> 02:59:03,480
We're not going to stay here.

4044
02:59:03,480 --> 02:59:05,600
Where can we rent until we land on our feet.

4045
02:59:05,600 --> 02:59:07,160
And it's like all right let's do it here.

4046
02:59:07,160 --> 02:59:08,160
Like it's just one year.

4047
02:59:08,160 --> 02:59:09,760
It's a nice fucking apartment.

4048
02:59:09,760 --> 02:59:11,400
It's not like a long term thing.

4049
02:59:11,400 --> 02:59:14,840
I lived there when I was in high school and we left because they kept jacking the rates

4050
02:59:14,840 --> 02:59:16,320
when we lived there.

4051
02:59:16,320 --> 02:59:17,320
That's so fucking.

4052
02:59:17,320 --> 02:59:20,960
I'm sure you're willing to pay to go to the country house.

4053
02:59:20,960 --> 02:59:21,960
Not twenty one hundred.

4054
02:59:21,960 --> 02:59:27,160
I didn't say twenty one hundred two hundred seventy one dollars.

4055
02:59:27,160 --> 02:59:30,120
I pay to say something like I got what it was.

4056
02:59:30,120 --> 02:59:32,960
I'm assuming it was don't rent bad.

4057
02:59:32,960 --> 02:59:38,360
No no it's just that's like a fucking nut dude.

4058
02:59:38,360 --> 02:59:41,520
That is how many bedrooms you got.

4059
02:59:41,520 --> 02:59:48,760
Mine is a loft with like it has technically another bedroom that was like a baby's room.

4060
02:59:48,760 --> 02:59:54,200
What colors your Bugatti my fucking office though I turn it in an office yeah because

4061
02:59:54,200 --> 02:59:59,400
I have I have two bedroom let's go to the fucking country house on December 12th.

4062
02:59:59,400 --> 03:00:01,280
It's fucking too much money dude.

4063
03:00:01,280 --> 03:00:02,960
Oh dude it's not that much.

4064
03:00:02,960 --> 03:00:05,520
Yes it is going to say I don't got that money dude.

4065
03:00:05,520 --> 03:00:07,400
Do you guys like badminton.

4066
03:00:07,400 --> 03:00:08,560
I played badman.

4067
03:00:08,560 --> 03:00:11,200
I played it in like school.

4068
03:00:11,200 --> 03:00:12,360
I do I love bad.

4069
03:00:12,360 --> 03:00:15,160
I enjoyed playing it.

4070
03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:16,160
I have a net.

4071
03:00:16,160 --> 03:00:17,160
I'd love to.

4072
03:00:17,160 --> 03:00:18,520
Oh yeah we do.

4073
03:00:18,520 --> 03:00:20,360
Let's fucking go play some bad man.

4074
03:00:20,360 --> 03:00:21,360
We'll do a bad man.

4075
03:00:21,360 --> 03:00:24,280
What in the morning you want to set it up at my house.

4076
03:00:24,280 --> 03:00:25,280
Yeah the podcast.

4077
03:00:25,280 --> 03:00:26,640
Yeah I got a net there.

4078
03:00:26,640 --> 03:00:28,780
Yeah fuck yeah I'd be down.

4079
03:00:28,780 --> 03:00:32,880
What days are you off Casey.

4080
03:00:32,880 --> 03:00:34,600
Well I mean I'm gonna do it on like Thursday.

4081
03:00:34,600 --> 03:00:37,760
I have a feeling Dan's sick at bad man and he is just gonna.

4082
03:00:37,760 --> 03:00:45,240
I love I love bad do it on a first I'm old by day or as long as you do it like Thursday.

4083
03:00:45,240 --> 03:00:48,120
Yeah because I work on or Wednesday.

4084
03:00:48,120 --> 03:00:50,200
I'm free Wednesday through Saturday.

4085
03:00:50,200 --> 03:00:53,360
Wednesday through Saturday you work on on the weekend all weekend.

4086
03:00:53,360 --> 03:00:54,360
Yeah.

4087
03:00:54,360 --> 03:00:55,360
I work Saturday.

4088
03:00:55,360 --> 03:00:56,360
Sunday.

4089
03:00:56,360 --> 03:01:00,600
Friday Saturday Sunday not Friday just Saturday Sunday.

4090
03:01:00,600 --> 03:01:03,240
Yeah you were a week off.

4091
03:01:03,240 --> 03:01:04,240
Yeah are you.

4092
03:01:04,240 --> 03:01:05,240
That's like a.

4093
03:01:05,240 --> 03:01:06,240
I told you that.

4094
03:01:06,240 --> 03:01:09,720
I think almost as good as a fucking fireman except you get paid more money.

4095
03:01:09,720 --> 03:01:12,360
I know I know except that sucks why I'm there.

4096
03:01:12,360 --> 03:01:13,360
What the fuck am I doing.

4097
03:01:13,360 --> 03:01:15,760
It really fucking so.

4098
03:01:15,760 --> 03:01:18,360
I work Sunday Monday Tuesdays.

4099
03:01:18,360 --> 03:01:20,080
Saturday Sunday Monday.

4100
03:01:20,080 --> 03:01:23,000
Just because I work on Thursday.

4101
03:01:23,000 --> 03:01:26,960
So wait so you only work Sunday and Sunday Saturday.

4102
03:01:26,960 --> 03:01:28,680
Yeah unless I pick up some shows.

4103
03:01:28,680 --> 03:01:33,400
Fucking are you fucking and you complain about your fucking job.

4104
03:01:33,400 --> 03:01:35,320
Yeah because it fucking suck.

4105
03:01:35,320 --> 03:01:37,280
Are you fucking out of your mind.

4106
03:01:37,280 --> 03:01:38,280
What's the worst part.

4107
03:01:38,280 --> 03:01:41,040
What's the worst part.

4108
03:01:41,040 --> 03:01:44,480
Yeah I don't know the fucking patients.

4109
03:01:44,480 --> 03:01:51,920
I know that I was assuming it wasn't the coffee machine in the break room.

4110
03:01:51,920 --> 03:01:55,800
I'd have to I have to give a close second to the doctor.

4111
03:01:55,800 --> 03:01:56,800
Right.

4112
03:01:56,800 --> 03:02:01,360
Like you fucking shocking my Tom right.

4113
03:02:01,360 --> 03:02:06,680
But aren't they aren't they just like and they just like go put a fucking fully in this

4114
03:02:06,680 --> 03:02:07,680
bitch.

4115
03:02:07,680 --> 03:02:08,680
No.

4116
03:02:08,680 --> 03:02:11,400
So you know how like you have your straight cat this bit.

4117
03:02:11,400 --> 03:02:15,640
You know how you're an EMS and you're like oh fuck this this one patient like whatever

4118
03:02:15,640 --> 03:02:19,960
like I had a terrible ship because one patient or whatever.

4119
03:02:19,960 --> 03:02:23,120
Well imagine that except you have six patients all the time.

4120
03:02:23,120 --> 03:02:25,640
Oh my god just shaking their fucking ice cups.

4121
03:02:25,640 --> 03:02:26,640
Yep yep.

4122
03:02:26,640 --> 03:02:29,640
Can I get some more water.

4123
03:02:29,640 --> 03:02:32,680
Where's the nurse.

4124
03:02:32,680 --> 03:02:36,320
No it's been hours.

4125
03:02:36,320 --> 03:02:40,080
How many times how many times have you walked into an elderly person's room when they asked

4126
03:02:40,080 --> 03:02:42,800
for a nurse and there's like you're not a nurse.

4127
03:02:42,800 --> 03:02:43,800
You're a man.

4128
03:02:43,800 --> 03:02:45,920
Oh it's the doctor.

4129
03:02:45,920 --> 03:02:48,960
It's that yeah they say are you the doctor.

4130
03:02:48,960 --> 03:02:53,120
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

4131
03:02:53,120 --> 03:02:58,040
I say if I if I was then you would be not here right now.

4132
03:02:58,040 --> 03:03:01,000
You would be already discharged.

4133
03:03:01,000 --> 03:03:03,000
That's reassuring.

4134
03:03:03,000 --> 03:03:07,760
So I mean Casey are you going to go for P.A. eventually or a nurse practitioner.

4135
03:03:07,760 --> 03:03:12,640
Maybe N.P. Yeah prescribe us all the meds we need.

4136
03:03:12,640 --> 03:03:15,640
N.P. come.

4137
03:03:15,640 --> 03:03:20,560
Casey what do you mind if I got another hit of that vape.

4138
03:03:20,560 --> 03:03:22,920
I think Casey just wants us to leave at this point.

4139
03:03:22,920 --> 03:03:27,600
Casey's just like get these fucking assholes out of the house.

4140
03:03:27,600 --> 03:03:29,560
We're doing good.

4141
03:03:29,560 --> 03:03:35,080
So the fucking contrary house you guys won't pay two hundred seventy dollars.

4142
03:03:35,080 --> 03:03:36,960
It's not in the cards right now.

4143
03:03:36,960 --> 03:03:43,040
That is I'm trying to play a day trip to take two hundred dollars out of your Robin Hood.

4144
03:03:43,040 --> 03:03:48,160
Jesus Christ I'm trying to say I'm not going to save up to buy a taser.

4145
03:03:48,160 --> 03:03:49,160
What.

4146
03:03:49,160 --> 03:03:50,160
Yeah.

4147
03:03:50,160 --> 03:03:51,720
Just get a fucking gun.

4148
03:03:51,720 --> 03:03:56,040
No I I'm gonna pull the trigger on a taser.

4149
03:03:56,040 --> 03:04:01,520
Because you can take it in your carry on or not you carry on your check baggage really.

4150
03:04:01,520 --> 03:04:04,320
Yeah and it's like legal and like Europe.

4151
03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:08,600
So depending on the country so get a fucking you can conceal carry a taser.

4152
03:04:08,600 --> 03:04:09,600
Yes.

4153
03:04:09,600 --> 03:04:10,600
Let me show you the one I want.

4154
03:04:10,600 --> 03:04:12,640
So what you're saying about badminton.

4155
03:04:12,640 --> 03:04:15,400
Yeah I'm fucking ill at it.

4156
03:04:15,400 --> 03:04:17,200
How many people have tasers.

4157
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:20,720
I used to fucking I love that game back in like high school.

4158
03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:23,200
Yeah I was fucking ill at that shit too.

4159
03:04:23,200 --> 03:04:26,400
Dude I just love it because it's like tennis is too fast for me.

4160
03:04:26,400 --> 03:04:32,440
My brain sue so I like tennis bad things tennis guy bad man is just like slow enough to get

4161
03:04:32,440 --> 03:04:35,360
fucking you can fucking dunk on fools right.

4162
03:04:35,360 --> 03:04:40,120
Yeah dude let's do a bad man tournament you and Tyler against me and Ali Mack.

4163
03:04:40,120 --> 03:04:41,960
No I want to be on your team.

4164
03:04:41,960 --> 03:04:45,680
Yeah but then we're just gonna I was trying to even it out.

4165
03:04:45,680 --> 03:04:48,480
I think y'all sleeping on me and Casey.

4166
03:04:48,480 --> 03:04:51,960
Next time we're going to come live to you from Dan's place.

4167
03:04:51,960 --> 03:04:55,200
We're going to investigate.

4168
03:04:55,200 --> 03:04:56,720
Well Casey's gone for two weeks.

4169
03:04:56,720 --> 03:04:57,720
That's pretty cool.

4170
03:04:57,720 --> 03:04:58,720
Isn't it sick.

4171
03:04:58,720 --> 03:05:02,720
Yeah well Casey's gone for two weeks so we can do it ourselves over your place.

4172
03:05:02,720 --> 03:05:03,720
Do what.

4173
03:05:03,720 --> 03:05:06,960
Do the pod phase Casey out of the presidential.

4174
03:05:06,960 --> 03:05:07,960
You guys can do that.

4175
03:05:07,960 --> 03:05:11,080
I want to fucking do the next podcast at Dan's place though.

4176
03:05:11,080 --> 03:05:12,080
Yeah for sure.

4177
03:05:12,080 --> 03:05:14,080
Yeah we can do that two episodes from now.

4178
03:05:14,080 --> 03:05:19,800
Maybe I can get an early start on the day and then and then I can get done early with

4179
03:05:19,800 --> 03:05:21,560
work because I stopped at work.

4180
03:05:21,560 --> 03:05:22,880
Yeah it's quite the hike.

4181
03:05:22,880 --> 03:05:30,520
I say we we investigate Christman sanctuary and then do it at that place where that kid

4182
03:05:30,520 --> 03:05:32,000
died right on my property.

4183
03:05:32,000 --> 03:05:35,920
Yeah it's like we can play and then we can play bad bent right in front of it.

4184
03:05:35,920 --> 03:05:38,920
Hey I found a watch.

4185
03:05:38,920 --> 03:05:39,920
Look at that.

4186
03:05:39,920 --> 03:05:42,680
Isn't that L dude.

4187
03:05:42,680 --> 03:05:44,080
Did you push a fucking watch.

4188
03:05:44,080 --> 03:05:46,360
I have a tazer three ninety nine damn.

4189
03:05:46,360 --> 03:05:49,040
Yeah you could get a shotgun for that.

4190
03:05:49,040 --> 03:05:50,040
Yeah yeah.

4191
03:05:50,040 --> 03:05:53,400
But dude I can't bring it in my checked baggage and bring it to you.

4192
03:05:53,400 --> 03:05:54,400
No just bring it.

4193
03:05:54,400 --> 03:05:55,400
Bring that.

4194
03:05:55,400 --> 03:05:56,400
You bring that.

4195
03:05:56,400 --> 03:05:57,400
It's just not advice.

4196
03:05:57,400 --> 03:05:58,400
Oh shit.

4197
03:05:58,400 --> 03:05:59,400
Yeah.

4198
03:05:59,400 --> 03:06:02,440
Can you not bring a stiletto fucking with you a gun.

4199
03:06:02,440 --> 03:06:04,600
No fucking stiletto knife.

4200
03:06:04,600 --> 03:06:06,040
Oh I doubt it.

4201
03:06:06,040 --> 03:06:07,840
I highly doubt it.

4202
03:06:07,840 --> 03:06:09,480
Dan's like what high heels.

4203
03:06:09,480 --> 03:06:11,120
High heels.

4204
03:06:11,120 --> 03:06:12,120
Step on me.

4205
03:06:12,120 --> 03:06:13,120
What I don't know.

4206
03:06:13,120 --> 03:06:14,920
I'll have to look that up.

4207
03:06:14,920 --> 03:06:17,040
You can bring a knife in your.

4208
03:06:17,040 --> 03:06:18,040
I brought a knife.

4209
03:06:18,040 --> 03:06:20,440
I think it's like there's like a three inch limit or something.

4210
03:06:20,440 --> 03:06:22,720
You can have like a small blade smaller.

4211
03:06:22,720 --> 03:06:24,560
I don't want to fuck with that shit though dude.

4212
03:06:24,560 --> 03:06:26,600
It's like the fucking box cutter from that Key and Peele.

4213
03:06:26,600 --> 03:06:31,240
I want to see because there's a perfectly legal.

4214
03:06:31,240 --> 03:06:34,280
In all these tourist areas all over the world there's like there's pickpockets.

4215
03:06:34,280 --> 03:06:36,560
It's like a real problem.

4216
03:06:36,560 --> 03:06:38,720
But there is some like violence too.

4217
03:06:38,720 --> 03:06:41,760
Like where people just get like their ass kicked and the money taken and their wallets

4218
03:06:41,760 --> 03:06:42,760
and shit.

4219
03:06:42,760 --> 03:06:44,880
And if anybody's going to fuck with me dude.

4220
03:06:44,880 --> 03:06:46,960
You should do some Joe Rogan exercises.

4221
03:06:46,960 --> 03:06:49,280
You pull a taser on him dude.

4222
03:06:49,280 --> 03:06:54,560
If somebody tries to pickpocket me is it going to get a like does it like shoot or is it

4223
03:06:54,560 --> 03:06:56,200
like or is it like I want to get the press.

4224
03:06:56,200 --> 03:06:57,200
Now that's a stun gun.

4225
03:06:57,200 --> 03:06:58,200
It's shoots.

4226
03:06:58,200 --> 03:06:59,200
Oh it shoots.

4227
03:06:59,200 --> 03:07:03,480
Yeah and it even makes a pop like it sounds like halfway to a gun when it pops.

4228
03:07:03,480 --> 03:07:06,560
So like that's like the one the cops have right.

4229
03:07:06,560 --> 03:07:07,560
Yeah.

4230
03:07:07,560 --> 03:07:08,560
Yeah.

4231
03:07:08,560 --> 03:07:09,560
So this is legal to buy.

4232
03:07:09,560 --> 03:07:10,560
Yeah.

4233
03:07:10,560 --> 03:07:13,960
They're legal in New York state now because they ruled that it was depriving people of

4234
03:07:13,960 --> 03:07:15,960
having it was against the Second Amendment.

4235
03:07:15,960 --> 03:07:16,960
You can't do that.

4236
03:07:16,960 --> 03:07:17,960
Yep.

4237
03:07:17,960 --> 03:07:18,960
Yeah.

4238
03:07:18,960 --> 03:07:19,960
That's what they ruled.

4239
03:07:19,960 --> 03:07:20,960
So you don't want it legal for a long time.

4240
03:07:20,960 --> 03:07:23,720
So you don't need like a pistol permit for him or nothing.

4241
03:07:23,720 --> 03:07:24,720
Nothing.

4242
03:07:24,720 --> 03:07:25,720
Wow.

4243
03:07:25,720 --> 03:07:30,840
You can get that one for 350 bucks right now with a holster and that you just got the black

4244
03:07:30,840 --> 03:07:33,640
handle showing it looks just like a fucking pistol.

4245
03:07:33,640 --> 03:07:35,000
Yeah but then the fucking federal.

4246
03:07:35,000 --> 03:07:37,440
I can't open carry that can you.

4247
03:07:37,440 --> 03:07:38,440
What's that.

4248
03:07:38,440 --> 03:07:39,440
You can't open carry that.

4249
03:07:39,440 --> 03:07:42,040
Technically it's not a gun so you probably could but it probably is bad idea.

4250
03:07:42,040 --> 03:07:43,040
I don't know.

4251
03:07:43,040 --> 03:07:44,040
I don't know.

4252
03:07:44,040 --> 03:07:45,040
That's a good question.

4253
03:07:45,040 --> 03:07:46,600
There's too much like a pistol to do that.

4254
03:07:46,600 --> 03:07:47,600
Yeah.

4255
03:07:47,600 --> 03:07:51,120
The fucking federal if they saw your fucking pistol grip hanging out they'd be like what's

4256
03:07:51,120 --> 03:07:52,120
going on over here.

4257
03:07:52,120 --> 03:07:53,120
Big guy.

4258
03:07:53,120 --> 03:07:54,400
No I think you can conceal it though.

4259
03:07:54,400 --> 03:07:58,640
Like I think it's enough of a deterrent to where like you might not even need to pull

4260
03:07:58,640 --> 03:07:59,640
the trigger on it.

4261
03:07:59,640 --> 03:08:00,640
Right.

4262
03:08:00,640 --> 03:08:01,640
Somebody came up to think it's a gun.

4263
03:08:01,640 --> 03:08:04,640
Somebody came up to you with a knife and you're just like you want to fuck around and find

4264
03:08:04,640 --> 03:08:05,640
out bro.

4265
03:08:05,640 --> 03:08:08,600
Just like lift up your waist shirt off your waistband.

4266
03:08:08,600 --> 03:08:09,600
Like did you really want to.

4267
03:08:09,600 --> 03:08:13,040
And if they were still being fucking assholes let them ride the lightning.

4268
03:08:13,040 --> 03:08:15,040
Let them ride the lightning.

4269
03:08:15,040 --> 03:08:16,040
Shit the battery's dead.

4270
03:08:16,040 --> 03:08:17,040
Fuck wait.

4271
03:08:17,040 --> 03:08:18,040
Right.

4272
03:08:18,040 --> 03:08:19,040
I mean Taser's a good brand.

4273
03:08:19,040 --> 03:08:20,040
I don't think that would happen.

4274
03:08:20,040 --> 03:08:21,040
Yeah.

4275
03:08:21,040 --> 03:08:24,320
But I want it not just for this trip I want it just to fucking have all the time.

4276
03:08:24,320 --> 03:08:25,320
Yeah.

4277
03:08:25,320 --> 03:08:26,320
In my car.

4278
03:08:26,320 --> 03:08:27,880
In America I just get a fucking gun dude.

4279
03:08:27,880 --> 03:08:28,880
Get a pistol.

4280
03:08:28,880 --> 03:08:30,560
No dude I don't want to.

4281
03:08:30,560 --> 03:08:32,680
I want to avoid that situation.

4282
03:08:32,680 --> 03:08:36,200
I'm thinking right now I have nothing and something is better than nothing.

4283
03:08:36,200 --> 03:08:38,200
Wait you don't even have a shotgun or anything?

4284
03:08:38,200 --> 03:08:42,520
No I mean I have a 10-22 but it's a hundred dollar Mossberg Blinkster.

4285
03:08:42,520 --> 03:08:44,360
And it's at my buddy's house.

4286
03:08:44,360 --> 03:08:45,640
It's been there for three years.

4287
03:08:45,640 --> 03:08:46,640
Like I haven't even seen it.

4288
03:08:46,640 --> 03:08:48,600
It's in his gun safe.

4289
03:08:48,600 --> 03:08:53,440
So I mean something is better than nothing.

4290
03:08:53,440 --> 03:08:57,560
And like if it comes down to it dude and somebody wants to fuck with you that could save your

4291
03:08:57,560 --> 03:08:58,560
life.

4292
03:08:58,560 --> 03:09:01,920
You know one at first glance they're going to think it's a gun before they see the yellow

4293
03:09:01,920 --> 03:09:05,520
on the front because that one does have yellow on the front.

4294
03:09:05,520 --> 03:09:10,080
But then you just fucking do 50,000 fucking volts that'll change somebody's mind.

4295
03:09:10,080 --> 03:09:11,080
Yeah.

4296
03:09:11,080 --> 03:09:12,080
You know.

4297
03:09:12,080 --> 03:09:13,080
You'll see after that.

4298
03:09:13,080 --> 03:09:14,080
Right.

4299
03:09:14,080 --> 03:09:17,200
Or it'll be like that fucking one guy on cops who's just like I'll get you bitch.

4300
03:09:17,200 --> 03:09:18,200
Right.

4301
03:09:18,200 --> 03:09:19,200
And just keeps going.

4302
03:09:19,200 --> 03:09:23,320
I mean the cool thing about this one is like once you shoot your WAD it's still.

4303
03:09:23,320 --> 03:09:24,920
You blow your WAD.

4304
03:09:24,920 --> 03:09:30,480
Yeah it's still a stun gun so you can touch him with it and hit him with 50,000 volts.

4305
03:09:30,480 --> 03:09:31,480
So that's good.

4306
03:09:31,480 --> 03:09:32,480
And we could test it out on a podcast.

4307
03:09:32,480 --> 03:09:34,200
Cartridges are only 23 bucks.

4308
03:09:34,200 --> 03:09:35,280
I'd do it.

4309
03:09:35,280 --> 03:09:36,280
So would you?

4310
03:09:36,280 --> 03:09:37,280
Yeah I've been tased before.

4311
03:09:37,280 --> 03:09:38,280
I'll do it again.

4312
03:09:38,280 --> 03:09:39,280
You've been tased before?

4313
03:09:39,280 --> 03:09:40,280
Yeah.

4314
03:09:40,280 --> 03:09:41,280
Really?

4315
03:09:41,280 --> 03:09:42,280
You've been tased before by the cops remember?

4316
03:09:42,280 --> 03:09:43,280
Oh shit.

4317
03:09:43,280 --> 03:09:44,280
I told that story before.

4318
03:09:44,280 --> 03:09:46,080
Alright well tase Tyler.

4319
03:09:46,080 --> 03:09:47,080
I'm not.

4320
03:09:47,080 --> 03:09:48,080
No I won't.

4321
03:09:48,080 --> 03:09:51,080
I kind of want to see what it feels like.

4322
03:09:51,080 --> 03:09:53,840
I'll get you bitch.

4323
03:09:53,840 --> 03:09:54,840
Oh shit.

4324
03:09:54,840 --> 03:09:56,640
Do you ever see that video?

4325
03:09:56,640 --> 03:09:59,560
That's not a good noise to hear if you just fired that off.

4326
03:09:59,560 --> 03:10:01,300
You're like oh fuck.

4327
03:10:01,300 --> 03:10:02,880
What would you do?

4328
03:10:02,880 --> 03:10:04,500
Dan in this in this situation here.

4329
03:10:04,500 --> 03:10:05,500
Hold on.

4330
03:10:05,500 --> 03:10:06,500
Look at this.

4331
03:10:06,500 --> 03:10:09,340
What would you do if this was the situation you were put in?

4332
03:10:09,340 --> 03:10:12,600
I'll get you bitch.

4333
03:10:12,600 --> 03:10:16,160
Oh that dude didn't give a fuck.

4334
03:10:16,160 --> 03:10:17,440
What do you do in that situation?

4335
03:10:17,440 --> 03:10:19,320
I bet one of the prongs missed.

4336
03:10:19,320 --> 03:10:21,800
That had to be.

4337
03:10:21,800 --> 03:10:24,560
Yeah because they usually like lock your fucking muscles up.

4338
03:10:24,560 --> 03:10:26,000
You don't even have control over them.

4339
03:10:26,000 --> 03:10:27,000
I'll get you bitch.

4340
03:10:27,000 --> 03:10:28,000
Yeah right.

4341
03:10:28,000 --> 03:10:30,720
So that one of the prongs didn't get him.

4342
03:10:30,720 --> 03:10:34,120
You're hitting the ground if they get you with that.

4343
03:10:34,120 --> 03:10:36,600
Yeah for sure.

4344
03:10:36,600 --> 03:10:40,600
Tyler said he'll let Dan Tazem.

4345
03:10:40,600 --> 03:10:42,360
On the next episode.

4346
03:10:42,360 --> 03:10:46,760
So Tyler can we have an apology for the first portion of the podcast?

4347
03:10:46,760 --> 03:10:49,600
I thought we were just adding that out.

4348
03:10:49,600 --> 03:10:50,600
No no no.

4349
03:10:50,600 --> 03:10:57,680
We got to give an apology to all female viewers.

4350
03:10:57,680 --> 03:11:02,080
I think it's definitely more than warranted.

4351
03:11:02,080 --> 03:11:06,840
I will only apologize to women if they don't vote for Kamala Harris.

4352
03:11:06,840 --> 03:11:08,840
Well there you have it.

4353
03:11:08,840 --> 03:11:11,360
Well you already voted but they should be able to vote.

4354
03:11:11,360 --> 03:11:14,960
I'm sure you really swayed them with that performance.

4355
03:11:14,960 --> 03:11:18,400
Well the whole reason I don't want them to vote is because they're going to vote for

4356
03:11:18,400 --> 03:11:21,680
Kamala Harris just because she's a woman.

4357
03:11:21,680 --> 03:11:24,160
Alright you're already your first folks.

4358
03:11:24,160 --> 03:11:29,400
I don't know if Trump supporters would vote for her just because she's a woman.

4359
03:11:29,400 --> 03:11:34,160
I don't know how many people are gonna vote for her just because she's a woman.

4360
03:11:34,160 --> 03:11:39,040
I mean even on Fox News they said she was tied the polls with Trump.

4361
03:11:39,040 --> 03:11:41,680
She wasn't tied in the polls.

4362
03:11:41,680 --> 03:11:44,120
Alright I think we're about to wrap this one up.

4363
03:11:44,120 --> 03:11:49,480
Thanks for listening and like us on Facebook.

4364
03:11:49,480 --> 03:11:51,160
Lights your balls on fire.

4365
03:11:51,160 --> 03:11:54,440
Wait do the outro.

4366
03:11:54,440 --> 03:11:55,760
Send us your tips.

4367
03:11:55,760 --> 03:11:56,760
Don't send us your tips.

4368
03:11:56,760 --> 03:11:58,480
Send us your tips.

4369
03:11:58,480 --> 03:12:00,640
As always if you're a puppy routine.

4370
03:12:00,640 --> 03:12:01,640
Be kind to yourselves.

4371
03:12:01,640 --> 03:12:02,640
And each other.

4372
03:12:02,640 --> 03:12:03,640
We out.

4373
03:12:03,640 --> 03:12:04,640
Fuck off.

4374
03:12:04,640 --> 03:12:08,200
Sleep paralysis is real.

4375
03:12:08,200 --> 03:12:10,160
For all we know robots have souls.

4376
03:12:10,160 --> 03:12:12,080
We just don't know if they do or don't.

4377
03:12:12,080 --> 03:12:14,120
How do you know?

4378
03:12:14,120 --> 03:12:19,840
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

4379
03:12:19,840 --> 03:12:22,400
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

4380
03:12:22,400 --> 03:12:23,400
Fuck no.

4381
03:12:23,400 --> 03:12:25,960
Yeah well I don't see some real dubby stock right?

4382
03:12:25,960 --> 03:12:29,280
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

4383
03:12:29,280 --> 03:12:30,880
Yes we are.

4384
03:12:30,880 --> 03:12:33,920
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

4385
03:12:33,920 --> 03:12:34,920
Extended episodes.

4386
03:12:34,920 --> 03:12:36,080
Where the fuck did this year end come from?

4387
03:12:36,080 --> 03:12:37,080
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

4388
03:12:37,080 --> 03:12:38,080
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

4389
03:12:38,080 --> 03:12:39,080
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

4390
03:12:39,080 --> 03:12:40,080
Aliens exist.

4391
03:12:40,080 --> 03:12:41,080
Somewhere in China.

4392
03:12:41,080 --> 03:12:42,080
In some days.

4393
03:12:42,080 --> 03:12:43,080
What the fuck?

4394
03:12:43,080 --> 03:12:44,080
There are super soldiers that are on the run.

4395
03:12:44,080 --> 03:13:06,760
Neanderthal from th gentlemen.

4396
03:13:07,220 --> 03:13:10,000
slope

4397
03:13:10,000 --> 03:13:13,000
on

4398
03:13:20,820 --> 03:13:22,980
yeah

4399
03:13:22,980 --> 03:13:32,980
yeah

4400
03:13:33,280 --> 03:13:34,640
well-hunger

4401
03:13:34,640 --> 03:13:39,400
You feel them die of this virus. You feel bump bump bump BEEP!

4402
03:13:39,400 --> 03:13:42,360
Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.

4403
03:13:42,360 --> 03:13:47,080
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

4404
03:13:47,080 --> 03:13:55,520
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise.

4405
03:13:55,520 --> 03:13:59,280
And they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink money into them.

4406
03:13:59,280 --> 03:14:04,520
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

4407
03:14:04,520 --> 03:14:11,040
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.

4408
03:14:11,040 --> 03:14:17,320
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibbit.

4409
03:14:17,320 --> 03:14:19,960
We're only living in the third dimension!

4410
03:14:19,960 --> 03:14:35,160
HOOOOOOOO!

4411
03:14:49,960 --> 03:14:54,960
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

4412
03:14:54,960 --> 03:14:57,960
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

4413
03:14:57,960 --> 03:14:59,960
Okay, look it up, look it up.

4414
03:14:59,960 --> 03:15:01,960
He says that he was doing this shit.

4415
03:15:01,960 --> 03:15:05,960
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

4416
03:15:05,960 --> 03:15:09,960
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

4417
03:15:09,960 --> 03:15:11,960
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

4418
03:15:11,960 --> 03:15:14,960
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?

4419
03:15:14,960 --> 03:15:16,960
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.

4420
03:15:16,960 --> 03:15:18,960
George Soros is fucking evil.

4421
03:15:18,960 --> 03:15:20,960
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

4422
03:15:20,960 --> 03:15:23,960
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

4423
03:15:23,960 --> 03:15:25,960
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

4424
03:15:25,960 --> 03:15:26,960
Everybody's like, stop.

4425
03:15:26,960 --> 03:15:28,960
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

4426
03:15:28,960 --> 03:15:32,960
He's not the actual fucking leader.

4427
03:15:32,960 --> 03:15:36,960
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

4428
03:15:36,960 --> 03:15:37,960
It's everyone out there.

4429
03:15:37,960 --> 03:15:38,960
Everybody's like, stop.

4430
03:15:38,960 --> 03:15:39,960
Elon Musk is so cool.

4431
03:15:39,960 --> 03:15:41,960
Everybody's like, stop.

4432
03:15:41,960 --> 03:15:43,960
You're saying, Elon Musk is so cool.

4433
03:15:43,960 --> 03:15:45,960
He made like a place for us.

4434
03:15:45,960 --> 03:15:48,960
The actual government is trying.

4435
03:15:48,960 --> 03:15:51,960
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

4436
03:15:51,960 --> 03:15:54,960
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.

4437
03:15:54,960 --> 03:15:57,960
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.

4438
03:15:57,960 --> 03:16:19,960
Fucking fly.