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So civil about war anyway.
Civil War episode.
Episode 80.
Oh my God, 80 is a great one to have a Civil War on.
Has there been a podcast since the assassination?
No there hasn't.
Oh my God, we haven't even covered it yet.
This is going to be a fucking loaded political episode.
Oh yeah.
So if you guys like political commentary, subscribe.
You know, listen.
And if you don't, do fucking bad and go fuck yourself.
We are going to go fucking hard as a motherfucker.
You made it 80 episodes and it took you this long to figure out that they're going to argue,
that these two are going to argue about Democrats versus Republicans.
And then you and Dan sometimes just pick a side to defend.
Yeah, me and Dan jump in where we're needed.
We always have a divisive take.
I'm chasing him.
Tyler and Ali Mack.
So do you think there's a Civil War coming soon?
And that necessarily.
Do you think it's going to happen before you're elected?
If Kamala Harris becomes president?
Absolutely.
Well, I think if Trump had been shot or like killed, there would be a civil war.
Oh, absolutely.
If Trump, if that hit Trump in the head.
Oh, that would have been so bad.
That would have been like, that would have been darkest timeline shit if he got hit there.
Holy fuck.
He like turned his fucking head at the last second.
What if in like the Mandela Union?
I mean, what if like in the multiverse theory, we're in one of the few universes where Trump survives
and becomes president and saves our country?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that Trump guy.
Fuck yeah.
Listen, them fucking liberals tried to fucking shoot him.
He can't aim for shit.
They don't know how to fucking use guns.
He got kicked out of the goddamn rifle club.
How bad of a shot do you have to be?
What a fucking recreational rifle club.
And he did not make the cut.
They would not let him pay his dues.
They kicked him right out.
Oh man, a lot's happened since the last podcast.
So yeah, we were going to do it.
And then what happened?
I don't know.
But this this kid named Matthew or Thomas Matthew Crooks, who's like the biggest like mouth breather looking motherfucker.
He looks like he looks like he has Down syndrome.
He looks like his parents were siblings that liked each other too much.
He looks like his parents drank when he was in the womb.
This motherfucker looks ugly as shit.
How did they actually say looked because his ass got fucking obliterated one shot.
How does it even get on the roof?
That's what I'm saying.
I think it's conspiracy that the feds are trying to kill Trump.
People are like people are thinking that this kid was like part of the CIA or like was hired by the CIA.
I don't think so.
No, he might have been an altered though.
I don't know.
I think he was just like a lonely kid that just like had it.
So so Casey Casey.
Before we get on to this, I just have one question to ask you.
Will you in front of our three people that you know watch this say that you disavow an assassination attempt on Trump on Trump?
That's harder.
Will you say you disavow an assassination attempt on a former president?
Listen, I don't I don't wish for it like the murder of Trump or like an assassination of Trump.
I just I just think it would be really convenient for Democrats.
Do you can you can you say that you disavow the shooter?
What does disavow mean?
It means that you're like you cancel him.
Like it's basically a formal canceling.
Do you agree with all right?
Would you have been upset if Trump got assassinated?
Well, I don't like the shooter right?
But would I be upset outside outside of the shooter?
I mean, it depends how it affects.
I thought we just I thought that we just came to an agreement that a civil war would start.
If a civil war started, I would not want him to get shot.
But so if he did get shot, you know, it would have been a civil war.
Not necessarily like an actual violent civil war.
No, it actually I think I think the cult of Trump because I'm voting for Donald Trump.
But it's like I'm voting for Donald Trump not because I'm like in his fucking cult.
But I just think that he's a better choice than fucking Kamala, which will get into the fucking whole Biden dropping out in a little bit.
But we're still on the assassination part right now.
But like the whole fucking thing is that if Trump got shot, all those people who like worship him as like the next fucking Messiah would fucking lose their mind and just start blasting.
I don't know, though.
I feel like people aren't any more dedicated to him than they were when he was in office.
I think that I don't know.
I think it's just we became more politically divided.
And I think that people are so fed up with this country just in general that like, I don't know.
I've just seen a shift these past couple of weeks.
People who aren't political at all are starting to pay attention because it's like, wow, the two candidates are both really bad.
And then it's like Trump drops out.
And now it's like, that's still really bad.
And it's like, I don't know.
I feel like it's just weird.
People who have never been political are getting political and they're not just getting political.
They're getting like fucking extremist on one side or the other.
And I don't think that we've ever seen this in our country's history.
It's scary.
I could see even outside of the election.
I could just see like it's just it's going to get so much messier.
Even if it's not a civil war, it's like this.
The tension is higher than it ever has been.
I thought it was going to peak with Hillary and Trump, but no, it's just gotten worse.
It's a fucking guy who's edging and he's close to coming.
He's been jelting himself for fucking weeks.
He's ready to fucking let it loose.
I don't think it's good to be too extreme on either side.
Oh, but everybody is though.
That's interesting.
Casey coming from an extremist on his side.
I don't think Casey's an extremist.
Casey is an extremist.
I'm a rational person.
You are not a rational person.
I literally have the worst option.
If there is an option for anything, Casey's like, I'm going to choose the worst option.
I think Casey embellishes his beliefs.
I'm not like some woke fucking liberal blue haired liberal who like fucking wants transgender babies.
So you disavow transgenderism of a person who's under the age of 18.
Yeah, I thought about that.
I was actually sounds like a bad idea.
Yeah, but what I'm saying with Casey though is I also feel like sometimes he sees you get riled up and Casey, I think, will sort of take a little bit more extreme than it actually is because you're just red already.
So you'll just fucking just like that's so fucking shit.
I think it's not good if we just all agree on everything like we even though like I hate like Trump and Trump supporters.
We still need to have like conflict in the country because if everybody was just the same party, it'd just be a dictatorship.
They would have no opposing opinions.
Yeah, most important part is having the different opinions and arguing about it.
I think it's I think we're we're a mess right now.
I think that we are a global laughing stock and it's like I think it's going to be so much better next election cycle because I just don't see how it couldn't be.
I think that I think there has come change out of this and I think that the reason why people are jumping at these extreme values is because people are so fed up with how shitty politics has been.
It's like next like this has to be better next time around.
And it's like I think that it will be because regardless, Biden's now out and Trump will be out one way or the other.
And it's I just don't know if you're going to see that really I really think that Trump's going to win.
I genuinely think that Trump's going to win unless the liberals do something insane.
I think Trump's Trump's got a lockdown right now.
But the thing is, like, I think I think that Trump's going to win.
Kamala is actually leading the polls.
She's not fucking.
Yeah, but they said that about Hillary to forty four to forty two percent.
That's not fucking true.
I just I don't believe that the polls are from five thirty eight.
I know I just I'm saying I don't believe the poll. Who do you think is the people who fucking do online voting for fucking dead even?
Yeah, I just do. Casey, who do you think the people who do online poll votes even though you could vote on one case?
You have just never I've never met somebody who like truly likes Kamala.
And I've met so many people that are like, oh, Trump is the clear option.
Like I don't like him. I can't count how many times I've heard people say like, I fucking hate Trump, but I'm going to vote for him.
That's like the consensus of most of the people I've talked to, at least in my social circle.
Casey, why do you want Kamala Harris to win?
I never said I actually did. I said I'm deciding between R.F.K. and Kamala because I don't really think that R.F.K. is going to win.
I want to win. So I want to vote for somebody that's going to beat.
I think he meant he did. Just to clarify, you mean you don't think R.F.K. is going to win. No, I don't think so.
He's not going to win. I still get a vote for him, though.
So why I would love to vote for him. Like the Democrats shot themselves in the fucking head again by having Kamala be their fucking their pick.
If she kind of sucks, but if they fucking just put R.F.K. as the Democratic nominee, they would win in the fucking land.
That is true. I really do. I believe that for sure. I think that that's the other people fucking hate Kamala Harris more than they hate Trump.
And there's so many people also who just fucking like R.F.K.
Like there's a couple of people that are like, oh, he's got a parasite in his brain.
He's got worms in his brain. The worms are back. Yeah, that's all.
That's all anybody ever says negative about. Nobody can say fucking anything else.
Fucking Michelle Obama.
Dude, but the thing is. Fuck Michelle Obama. She fucked my school lunches.
That's what Tyler said.
I fucking hate that bitch anyways. But the thing is, Kamala Harris didn't have any Democratic like election for her.
She fucking just was placed in there because they the Democratic Party is like, we're going to put her there.
We're going to put her there because she's the vice president just because that's a that is a valid argument to make, though.
It's harder to get to the spot. She's in.
Like if she there's no fucking shot in hell if fucking Biden croaked at the beginning of this election term and like there was nobody I don't know, maybe because she was already in that spot.
Half the people that have been president have been vice president. I know.
I'm just saying Kamala was has probably on the next election cycle.
Fucking Kamala's out round one of the primary. She's she's done.
Kamala Harris is a fucking cunt. She's an ugly, disgusting cunt who fucking did a disastrous job with the border because she said that she was going to be the one in charge of the border.
She's been a fucking disgusting cunt about the border.
She's been a disgusting cunt about releasing fucking violent prisoners.
She's been a disgusting cunt about everything that she fucking is.
She used to fucking lock everybody up and now that she's in it's like you can get off of prisons.
Casey, can you put this on real quick? I'm so I think I think this is one of those things where Casey's just trying to get you to see red.
I don't think that that's Casey's actual take. Let's fucking go.
I think we should fucking ready. Let the people decide what they're going to do what we're going to do with the fucking public.
I bring back public executions. I turn this thing on. I'm going to press a button here.
All right. Am I am I fucking okay. I was going to say you might go fucking shock me now.
We'll bump it up to level fucking 10 fucking Casey has a electrical induced fucking seizure on the podcast.
Pump it up to 100 fucking smoke starts coming out of his ears. If you bump it up to 99, you can actually fucking hear the electricity.
I don't think that that sounds pleasurable. Listen, listen, but I think that I think that that does have to be made.
What? You just shock yourself. I don't hear it. No, you want to hold it. I'm good. I'm good.
You want to you want to hold it. No, I think I'm all right. You want to hold it. It's at line 99.
What about those fucking about those affirmative action hires at the Secret Service? That was a joke.
The woman with the gun was she the one who like couldn't holster her down or something. That's well, I mean, I've been in like, you know, I've been in bad situations before.
Sometimes you get like that. No, I don't. Not if you're the fucking secret service. I was going to say like there is your like a little bit.
I mean, it's not like you wouldn't be like basic training and like just fucking like got a real spooky motherfucker.
Very fucking. Is there a fucking stash there?
Did you like the shooting against Donald Trump just turn you into like an old man?
I fucking love this. Fucking hipster. I'm not the only one with a sponge Bob shirt, a backwards hat, glasses that aren't for prescription and you have a mustache for the listeners.
Fucking hipster for the listeners. Dan, Dan grew a mustache in two weeks.
Which took me to growth took me three, three months to grow.
No, I do not have the balls to shave this. So it's just pure. So I'm like in between. I'm in purgatory.
It looks I'm just maybe I'm you just look like a dad. I fucking you.
I love it. I think it looks good. You think I should shave this all of it?
Dude, you would look like dead Flanders from the Simpsons. Oh, yeah. I think I think that I think what five o'clock.
I think the five o'clock shadow is a good look for you. You know what you need to do? You need to get some earrings, some studs and then get like a shitty like tree tattoo on your arm.
No tattoos, bro. That's going to be a very like I mean, it's already a respectable stash, but that thing's going to look fucking fire in a week. Holy shit.
I've been trying to get a hairy motherfucker. I took some I took some heat on the ambulance and I had it.
You know, Pat, the cop. Yeah.
It was like in front of a patient. He was like, look at this Ron Jeremy looking like.
Last time I grow a stash. Yeah. So so just getting off this topic just to get on Dan for one second.
So like you can grow a mustache pretty fast. Like is your chest hair situation out of control?
No, I just got some scraggly nipple hairs. Really? Yeah. I really don't have a lot of chest hair.
Really? Because I get like a whole fucking like cross chest hair. Yeah, I have none. I'm so Catholic that my fucking patch.
I'm so Catholic that my chest hair grows across. I got nips. I got a little bit here and then I got the treasure trail. No, like literally literally.
It goes up like across and it goes across here. I have a cross shaped fucking. Wow. So I literally shave all the time.
Do you have like a hairy back too? I have some stragglers that are showing off. I don't like it.
I thankfully got like the scotch gene for just like nothing on the back, which is fantastic.
I literally have my fucking fiance shave my like the areas of my back. God, that poor soul. I fucking hate it.
So Dan, we're talking about the assassination. Exfoliate it. God damn it.
So we're talking about the coming in grown. Fuck. Your stance on it. My stance on it.
All right. So here's what I'm going to say. I had a drone from 2017 that you could buy at Best Buy.
And it could differentiate between people, bicyclists and cars, and it could follow them.
You could send it on autopilot missions by itself and you can control it with hand gestures.
That's why you fucking get like a raspberry pie in there and you can turn that thing into a firearm. Right.
So this thing was four hundred dollars at Best Buy in 2017. Really?
OK, this is seven year old technology available to the public. Why the fuck aren't there drones flying around this event?
Yeah, that makes no sense. If they had that seven years ago available to the public.
I mean, there's no way they can't fucking pick up on somebody.
Well, it knows it could tell who you are by the way you walk.
Yeah, it literally compared to a database and say, oh, that's this motherfucker. We know exactly who he is.
We don't need fingerprints anymore. Your gate is actually fucking tracked now. Right.
Insane. I know, man. The Secret Service is run by Biden, right?
So it would benefit him if they didn't care about Trump.
I do think that it was a fucking it was a hit job by the government against them.
There's too many. There's too many fucking weird shits with it.
Like, did you see that one lady? Like, I sent the video to the I don't think I sent the video to the group chat.
But there's this one lady who is behind Trump who is wearing like a white MAGA hat.
But like she goes like when like those fake news.
No, it's not. She goes. She looks. She looks at the fucking thing.
And then she hears a fucking shot go off and she smirks and then takes her phone out and starts.
Yeah, they said that was the director of the FBI. No, I'm not.
I'm not saying that she's the director of the FBI. I'm just saying how fucking weird is that you hear a shot go off.
You see the president or the former president get a fucking chunk of his ear knocked off and you just you smirk and you take out your phone and you start going.
Maybe she was a Biden supporter. That's bizarre behavior.
Yeah, because most people like when shots start popping off, they hit the deck.
Yes, she just she smirked and then start taking. I don't know.
I'm just saying I think that if it was if this was a government thing, it would have happened.
Not like if this was a conspiracy in the government, did it with how critical we already are and like how ridiculously
investigated all these like assassination attempts have been ever since like JFK and all that stuff like all that stuff is under a completely different type of micro.
JFK was killed by the fucking government and we still haven't been like, yeah, JFK was actually killed by the government.
We kind of have. It's pretty accepted even in a court it is.
But what I was going to say, though, is that I think that if this was done by the government or like Biden's trying to get rid of them or regardless, CIA as they're pausing it,
that's just going to happen more or less to the public off screen. It's going to be it's going to be like a plane crash or it's going to be something that's it's not going to be a public event.
There's too many eyes there. It's too easy to trace that shit back with how advanced technology is.
It's there's too many eyes and too many camera. Everybody has a fucking smartphone.
Like it's not going to be like JFK where there's like only a couple different camera angles in the CIA burns one thing a film and it's done.
Like you can't do that. It would have to be more. I mean, dude, they take out his fucking plane.
It would be so fucking obvious, dude. But look, this isn't going to be a one off thing.
There's going to be another attempt. Yeah. They do not want this motherfucker to be president.
Do you think there's going to be another attempt? Do you think there's going to be an attempt on Joe Biden in the future?
No, nobody gives a shit about him. He's so irrelevant right now. He's fine. Is it Kamala potentially?
But no. Fucking Biden. Hell no. No, there's not going to be anything.
I don't think it's I don't think it's going to be anything at Kamala because I think if there is a government, if the government doesn't like somebody,
I think that the government does not like Trump. More specifically,
the CIA does not like Trump because he's a loose cannon and he's got like a fucking quick mouth.
And the CIA historically does not like presidents that behave that way. And they kind of do their own thing for the most part.
The CIA does not necessarily always agree with the president. And that's when JFK and that shit happens.
Well, like RFK was saying that as soon as JFK got killed, right, who is his uncle, he said his dad, who's Robert Kennedy, right?
Yeah, his dad called the CIA director and said, was this you guys? Really? Very, very first call.
Like just it's like and they till this day, they're adamant that it was the CIA. Yeah. You know, because he was trying to pull out of Vietnam.
So and we go out there secret societies in the government. Right. And like the thing is more that he was openly speaking out about the fact that he did not like the CIA.
He's quoted as saying that if he wished that the CIA was a piece of paper that he could tear into like a thousand different pieces. Yeah.
And then burn it. He said that shit. It was like only like two months afterwards, the assassination attempt happened. You can't you can't talk about the CIA that way.
The president doesn't have power to dissolve this yet. No, yeah. It's the whole thing with checks and balances. You can't like you're done.
Yeah, one branch of the government can't dismantle another branch. Who controls the CIA? The CIA controls the CIA.
So they're basically like shadow government. Yes. The CIA doesn't give a fuck what the president says.
That was the whole thing was because the whole reason that JFK and the CIA had that divide was because the Bay of Pigs because the CIA just kind of did that under everybody.
JFK was like the fuck and they see the CIA fucked the Bay of Pigs up too, which was why fucking JFK was like great.
And now it looks like it's fucking my fault, even though like you guys just went and did your own shit. And that's when he said all the nasty shit about the CIA and the CIA.
That was a fucking slaughter. We got to get this fucking clown out of here. I truly do believe if RFK were to be like the Democratic candidate, I don't think he'd make it to election day.
I think he'd be taken out before that. I think they're kind of hoping that. Nothing bad ever happens to the candidates. They're kind of waiting. They're like, come on somebody.
Dude, but he finally got fucking secret service protection after the assassination attempt on Trump.
And he was like, why? Why didn't I get this sooner? All my family got killed. Yeah, that's absurd. Yeah.
And he already had somebody like try and fucking kill him. I believe his father too had a failed assassination attempt prior to him being assassinated.
Because nothing bad ever happens to the candidates. Yeah, I do think I do think that RFK is that RFK is dad too.
That's that looks like it was CIA pretty clearly too. There's not as much evidence on that because the circumstances were a little bit different.
He like walked through a kitchen, which he wasn't supposed to, and then was shot by somebody.
But it sounds like most of the witnesses within this kitchen of the event that he did this rally at the consensus was that there was multiple shooters.
And that never got investigated further, which is kind of fucking wild to me, especially given the circumstance of his fucking brother.
But the CIA did not want a Kennedy in office. And I still think that they don't because RFK Jr. Sorry to keep continue rambling.
I'm not trying to know what the fuck RFK Jr. has been adamant that he believes that the CIA was behind both his uncle and father's killings.
So it's like, that's tough to have him go into office. Yeah, it's there. I don't think I don't think that they want that.
RK Jr. says addicts should be sent to wellness farms to grow organic foods. That's awesome.
People addicted to antidepressant antidepressants going to government wellness farms. What the fuck is he talking?
I don't know. He's he's I like RFK. I think he's a cool dude. He's not going to be president.
He's out of his goddamn mind. No, dude, did you see him wrangling the snake? No, that's so there's a fucking you get one.
He ate like both fucking boxes last time. You get one. Yeah, this is my fucking turn.
There's a there's a one like in his driveway. And so somebody called him out to go take care of it.
And he comes out and he like gets it into a bag and then decides that he's going to take it out of the bag after he got this dangerous fucking rattlesnake in a bag.
Besides, he's going to dump it back out and then get it behind the head and then like put it in a bucket.
It's like just to show like how tough he is. It's like, dude, just fucking you already had it in the fucking bag.
I think I fucking I that makes me like it more. Yeah, but if you saw it, it was like pretty douchey because it's like, dude, just I don't know.
It is pretty bad ass to wrangle a fucking rattlesnake. But did you see he might have seen it as a PR moment.
That's exactly what it was. Yeah. Did you see fucking Hulk Hogan? That was so bad at the fucking RNC.
So you said this can give me the rundown. What happened here? Hulk Hogan just turned it into a fucking WWE promo and literally ripped his shirt off.
Hulk Hogan got fired for saying that in the word. Did he? Yeah. He said savages too. Yeah.
No, but he was talking about macho man because he goes, he goes, I fought warriors. I fought savages and I fought giants.
Wait, he dropped an end bomb on this. No, that's what he got fired from. Did he? Yeah. Back in the day. That was like 10 years ago.
Oh my God. That's awesome. People are probably going crazy. We don't have, you know, his name's profitable again though. So he's back.
You know, that's not awesome for the record. I said that's awesome. I'm in my bed. That's awesome in the light. That's terrible.
And it's not everybody drops us an end bomb here and there. It's a, it's a, it's just awesome. Cause it's so ridiculous. It's a crime of passion.
I just picked up a bunch of rednecks and their fucking overalls here and that.
And he goes, he goes, and Trump-a-mania is going to run wild. And he just starts flexing on the fucking podium thing.
You know what that was about. Please tell me the crowd was dead for this. No, they were going nuts. That would have been even funnier if the crowd was not.
Dude, there's going, yeah. It was so bad. That's a disgrace. I loved it. It was, well, between that and Kid Rock. I didn't see the Kid Rock one.
I see the demographic. They're going, going for it. This is like, this is the final, like trying to rally the trailer parks. It's the pizza hut dude. Like you said. That's true. It is. They're trying to rally the trailer parks. Yeah. Oh yeah.
That's a great way to put it. You know, everybody in the trailer parks are like, yeah, this is fucking awesome. When, when fucking.
Fucking the whole gun there, man. Fucking Trump-a-mania. When fucking Hulk Hogan came on, I was like, no fucking way. That's sick, dude.
They appealed to Tyler. Tyler is part of the trailer park demographic. No, I got that. I got that trailer park vibe.
You got the right political views for it. Trump wants to bring us back to circa 1995 when pizza hut had dine in areas and it was at, pizza hut was at its absolute peak.
That's where Trump is stuck mentally. Yeah. 1995 pizza hut. What do you call pizza hut? Is that really such a bad thing? It's not a bad thing. 1995 pizza hut was fucking awesome.
But there are things have gotten better in some ways since then. In some ways. And everything else got worse. So now that Biden dropped out, Kamala versus Trump, who would you vote for now?
Kamala was just fucking put in there. She, she didn't get fucking democratically elected. Don't, don't, don't give damn bias here. I want to. They haven't even had the convention yet. They haven't voted yet.
She's so, okay. Here's what I'll say. All right. This has nothing to do with her being a Democrat and it has nothing to do with her being a woman. It just has to do with her being incompetent.
It just has to do with her being black. A filthy disgusting cunt. Is she, I thought she was Indian. She's part black. She's part Asian. I think. Asian. She's Blazian.
Oh, we did play that Asian thing where you actually mean Indian. Okay. No, that's no, we're not playing that game. She's either Indian or Asian. Dan's seeing right through it right now.
So dude, she's so incompetent, bro. MCR changed their profile picture. Oh Jesus. Who? MCR, dude. Oh my chemical room. I got to hear what Dan has to say here, Tyler.
Dude, have you ever seen the clips of her saying today is yesterday's tomorrow? She just goes on for three minutes. And she does like that.
She's bad, bro. I think she has a lot of anxiety and she doesn't really know what to say. Anyone who laughs like that makes me want to kill myself. Yeah, she's just a fucking airhead, bro.
Look, I'm going to be honest with you, right? It has nothing to do with her being a woman or her being a Democrat or any of that. Because if they were like, it's going to be AOC, I would vote for AOC, bro.
Would you? I love AOC. I think she's adorable. So who do you want to vote for now? RFK still or Trump? I think she's just nice to look at or?
Well, mainly that. But I think she's hot. You don't think she's hot. I think AOC is hot and I think she's competent and I think she's diplomatic. I don't agree with- Did you see that picture I sent you of Kamala Harris, the AI picture? Yeah, she was looking pretty good.
And you still don't want to vote for her? No, because it's fake. You know what I mean? That's pretty good though. They did a pretty good job.
What was that shit forever ago about like Elon Musk saying that the white version of AOC was hot? Elon Musk- Do you remember that shit? No. What the fuck are you talking about?
I look it up. I remember he came under fire or something because somebody shared like an AI image of like a white AOC and he was like, damn. I can't remember. It was wild.
Elon Musk backed Trump and then he rescinded it. I don't think- No, that did not happen. What happened? No, he made a super pact for Trump.
Yeah, he was all on board with Trump after the assassination. He endorsed him and then he backed out because Trump said he- Trump was talking shit about electric vehicles. I don't think that's true though.
Casey, I think that you're reading some fake news. Casey, what is it like being wrong all the time? What is it like? Because I don't know. I'm always fucking right, Casey.
You're the fucking most wrong person on the goddamn planet. It's just like you wake up and you choose to be stupid. Is it so hard to wake up and choose to be stupid every day or is it just the weed?
Is it the weed that makes you stupid or do you just wake up stupid? I can't tell.
I watched an interview with him yesterday and he said- I can't find this shit. Yeah, it was Jordan Peterson and Elon Musk and he said that he made a super pact for Trump.
He did. He pledged to donate $45 million a month to Trump and then he denies that he ever said that because of what Trump said about- I don't think he's denying he ever said that.
Well, he's not doing it. Yeah, I was going to say he didn't deny it. He just didn't do it. I read that too.
I think he's fucking impulsive, dude. But I don't know if that's true because he was still talking about doing it. He said he made- it's called the America SuperPact and so they get like investors together and then they donate.
So yeah, I was right. Tyler's an asshole.
What did I do wrong this time? I was right. He did pledge to donate $45 million and then he's not doing it anymore.
No, he said he never did that. He said he never pledged to give him $45 million. He said he was going to make a super pact. That's what he did.
Casey, shut the fuck up. You're wrong. Casey, can I hit that, babe? It's fake news, bro. There's fake news everywhere.
Casey, you fall for fake news constantly. It's like- All right, so who are you voting for, Casey?
I don't know. Robocamera. Come on, bro. You fucking kidding me. I'd like to retract my previous statements. I actually cannot find anything on Elon Musk saying that he found a white version of AOC attractive, but I'm pretty sure it did happen, but I can't find it anymore.
Maybe we should get an actual liberal president. Dude, what do you mean? Like Joe Biden. He's not really liberal. He's like a moderate.
Joe Biden. Casey, if we get a fucking liberal in the fucking White House, the entire country is going to fall apart forever. You want the country to fail.
Forever. I found out that- We're done.
Somebody that I really respected and liked deleted me on Facebook because of something I posted that was political, because they were talking to one of my friends and they showed me the conversation and it said, yeah, he's okay.
This is basically the synopsis. He's okay. They're talking about me, but we just can't talk about politics. Who can't? Like me and him. So I checked to see if we were still friends on Facebook and he deleted me.
And I'm like, over what fucking political boss? I haven't posted anything political on Facebook in fucking four years. Did you see your comments? They can see when you comment on things.
Oh, dude, my comments are fucking out of this world. I think we found the culprit. That might be what it is. But what the fuck? I just see your comments pop up on things. Do they? Yeah. And I'm just like, what the fuck? You said some wild shit.
I just love that one post that Casey goes back to and comments on every year where it was like, start an argument on the comments and then Casey will come in with some outlandish take and then there'll just be an outlandish response to it. And every fucking year it goes on. The post is like nine years old now.
I wonder what stuff I've said in comments that people say a lot. I've never seen you post anything outlandish. You used to say some out there stuff and like get really heated arguments with people on Facebook. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, one person in particular.
And now your friends again. I still see she's supposed to like the most outrageous shit I know. And I just avoid it. I know you know what is she supposed? Huh? I just want to read like her last one of the people that we used to work with post super outlandish shit. I'm trying to feel like a bunch.
Do there's one in particular I'll show you on our next break. But what I was getting at with that is like this person. Obviously I said something that they didn't like. So they deleted me. And that's so soft. Dude. That's so soft. That shit has all the trappings of a fucking cult, dude. Yeah. It's like the virtue signal signaling. Right? Like I look I grew up in a cult. So I know this guy did. All right. What has the bakings of coal? Oh, that's the guy.
That is the person I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So why? Why did you? Why did you pull that up? That's so fucking crazy. That's that's one of the guys who posts the most outlandish fucking shit. Oh, well, that makes perfect sense, bro. I have a lot of respect for him. And he fucking used to I used to have a lot of respect for him. And then he started, you know, you were referring to them as a her. Yeah. To throw us off the trail. I said him. Oh, we're talking me and Casey were talking about her. Oh, okay.
But the thing is, is like, dude, I fucking own two Priuses. Okay. I shop at Whole Foods. I listen to fucking bands like bright eyes like the I'm so liberal. I fucking like AOC. Nancy Pelosi isn't that bad. I don't think she's Satan. Like, what the fuck is this? I'm fucking I'm I'm so liberal. It's ridiculous. But then there's people like that that are like, oh, yeah. Look at those glasses.
Conservative. Yeah, look at this fucking thing, bro. You look like a hipster personification of like a GTA character. You do. And you're sitting on the only thing that could make this any more like correct is if that was Starbucks instead of broken. Sorry, guys. Just got out of my yoga class.
My dad, you know, single nose ring that was just like there. You look like you just like sit at Starbucks for eight hours a day for fun. You say you're right. I have done that. That was me during medical school. And it's like I'm writing my book. So I do. But what I'm saying is like, I'm actually like pretty fucking liberal. And these people are like, oh my God, he's a right wing conservative. I'm not. I agree with stuff on both sides. I'm like,
in the fucking middle and I am not a hardline Republican. I have been labeled hardline Republican by everybody who is not a like like hardline Republicans are like, you're a fucking pussy. That's because you have the most conservative takes on everything. I don't have conservative takes on things. I think on this podcast, he sees the good and the bad on both sides. You know, yeah, I see. But the thing is this socially and even politically,
now the left isn't the left anymore. The left is fucking yeah, fairy tales. Does not even in this fucking stadium. Yeah, there's like, let's have open borders, not arrest criminals and then fucking just go. I will just let other countries do whatever the fuck they want. Also, we're going to chop your son's dick off. Right. It's like what the fuck? I can't morally get behind some of the things that fucking conservatives say. And like Trump says, what's like?
I was like a laboring. I just, I just like I agree that like we should keep out illegal immigrants and shut like build like a wall, build a better border, but he turns it to the point of just straight racism. No, he doesn't. I've never heard him do that once. No, you're reading.
You're reading the fucking fake news media. I've watched Trump say, no, you haven't. I don't know, because he was like very like we shouldn't let Muslims in. He didn't say illegal immigrants are, you know, you didn't say a little illegal immigrants or criminals or rapists. He said Mexicans are rapists. Well, he also, and he also is just like we got so many terrorists. There's so many. It's like what terror is really going on as mid like I just don't see much terror coming from other countries.
Like you don't see it because they're squashing it. If literally if if we had one slip up, dude, there's just like a 9 11 waiting to happen. Catastrophic. It's like on the fucking verge. Like that that shit. But you can't just say like, oh yeah, there's mad terrorists here. And it's like, well, we got just as many terror attacks as we always have. There's a lot of school not trying to turn this into this because I also have strong opinions against it. But it's like we still have like school shootings and all this shit. Those aren't like.
Terrorists. Those are it's not like politically motivated from like an external country. That's just like some kid is like, I got bullied for painting my nails. We have.
We have school shootings because of Republicans. But yeah, that was I feel like what I just said might have gotten out of here with that shit. Dude, I will say though. Right.
I don't see many terror attacks going on right now. And that's a big claim to make is we were letting in so many terrorists right now. There's so many we're doing nothing. There's so many terrorists there are. Where the fuck are they?
They're fucking coming across the southern border because they go to Mexico. It's super easy. Okay. Well, where are these terrorists? They're being arrested and then fucking set free. Look at the fucking like set free. Then how come we're not seeing terror attacks?
Because they're fucking being kept under fucking wraps with this shit and they're being kept under wraps. They're not like in prison. I just I don't understand what you're telling me. They're being deported because CIA is mind controlling them.
They fucking they've captured like fucking. But Trump will be like we can prove it. There's we were arresting more terrorists and everything. What the fuck? I haven't seen what terrorists.
What the serious exactly what terrorists because we stopped them. Well, Biden's been in office for the last four years and his little argument is that like we haven't been stopping the terrorists. And it's like I just don't see the terror attacks.
Like these awful mass shootings. It's not like it's fucking.
Ali Mac be careful what you wish for.
I'm not wishing for anything. I'm saying what I what I've seen happen. I just don't I'm not wishing for these attacks to happen. I mean what could what would be like the next because 9-11 was just like how do you top that one?
Well, you know, I've read a lot of stuff this week about, you know, the imminent possibility of nuclear war. So that's good.
You know, the thing that has always freaked me the fuck out is that there are so many people in Times Square on New Year's Eve. I see that as a disaster waiting to happen. Yeah, like every year. I'm like, I don't like I so many years. I'm like, I don't want to watch this because I don't want to see a terrorist attack.
I'm going to go to fucking Buffalo for a Bills game. You know, fucking many new going to go off detonated under the stadium. You know how many people die. Nobody would waste their time on a fucking.
I know that would be the biggest waste of a nuke.
So I'm fucking Bills game.
It's like not even really like I feel like it's a primarily well the inner city is definitely left wing but like the outskirts is a very red area, but it's like it doesn't matter because New York City, there's just not a prime target in any way shape or form whatsoever.
People have forgotten about people will be sad for like two days and then they forget about it.
It was just like people have such a wide D now. It would just be like, oh, somebody nuked the fucking Bills game.
No, I feel like that's what I'm saying.
Terrible.
Like two days ago by we forget.
That's what I'm saying.
Cleveland would happen. It's like Ohio's real.
Yeah, but like Oklahoma City in bombing.
Like, it gets a fuck new fucking New Year's Eve in New York City.
I always see you as a fucking like it's gonna like I always feel like something bad is going to happen.
I just hope if we somewhere gets nuked.
I hope it's LA.
Sometimes I like to like like think about like what people would do.
It would be everywhere.
It wouldn't just be one.
I know one city.
That is a really good point though, but that's on dude.
I didn't mean to cut you off.
I'm sorry.
Um, with New York City though, they have that on such lockdown.
Even though all it takes is one guy.
Right.
Yeah, you're telling me that like if they were in a fucking Boston Marathon that shit and somebody just came in with a backpack with a couple pipe bombs in it.
There's nothing going to stop that.
You're not walking through a metal detector to get there.
Take an Uber from your apartment and your block away.
Fuck.
Even even do it like like if there's like a Vegas shooting style thing at Times Square.
Right. That's just it's like I think that might be able to get shut down pretty quick.
Dude, it's just it would be but it would be like picking off fucking it's fishing a barrel at that point because there's so many like.
You know there's also a lot of armed cops though.
If they start seeing shots coming from a window, they're going to fucking lay everything in that building.
You can rent a room.
You can rent a room in the Marriott in Times Square where the ball drops from.
And just get a room there.
If this happens, it was not Tyler.
It was not.
This is all hypothetical in Minecraft.
Whoa.
What did you say?
This kid that used to work at a.
That used to work with us.
He works for Department of Homeland Security now.
And he told me that his job is to literally monitor credit card transactions for things that people could buy and put together to make bombs.
Really?
Yeah. So if you go and you buy like fertilizer and you buy diesel fuel like the right amount, you will be visited by.
By a person with a nice suit.
We should try that.
We should get a visit.
I mean.
Why would you try that?
Yeah, I'm going to need two tons of fertilizer.
Let me get 500 gallons of diesel fuel.
And you get me all that department of Homeland Security watch.
Remember that scene from Breaking Bad where Walt goes in the store to like buy all the things to make meth.
And he sees like the other like guy that's the other cook in there and he's like, you're buying the wrong things.
Get off my territory.
Yeah.
Dude, that is such a good show.
I think I'm going to rewatch that.
I never watched it.
It's a great show.
They should just remake it.
They should do like a remaster.
I've been watching a lot of anime recently.
I think I think remasters are pretty.
Everything has been remade.
I was going to say we need new.
We need new.
That's what I was wondering.
We are being preyed on with nostalgia so hard.
Most of what I play video games wise, most of what I watch TV show wise, it's all old shit that's been remade.
And it's like, well, it wasn't that.
I'm watching Cobra Kai.
Fucking that's just an 80s movie just as a series.
Yeah, it's it's nuts.
Speaking of old games, I got a fucking awesome shirt at Five Below today.
Spyro.
I'm like a really Pac-Man with like fucking palm trees in the background like he's in fucking Honolulu.
That works.
That works for the fucking thing.
That fits the hipster vibe.
Perfect.
All you need is like a flannel.
Yeah, I have a pair of like hey dudes.
Oh, I thought those were dudes for a minute.
It's going to shit my pants.
What are hey dudes?
It's like a hipster shoe thing.
Trump says you should get a one year jail sentence if you do anything to discrate the American flag.
I think people will say, oh, it's constitute unconstitutional.
Those are stupid people.
Those are stupid people that say that.
That sounds exactly like Trump.
That's a stupid people.
People who say that.
Dude, the thing I like about Trump is he just fucking spit balls, bro.
He literally confused like a rock concert and rallies like he doesn't know that they're different things because he said like kid rock.
He's like, oh, yeah, he puts on really good rallies.
He's like, oh, like I understand exactly what he thinks he's doing.
He thinks he's a fucking rock star.
He is a rock star.
People are coming to his rock show.
I don't know.
I think you might be taking that a little out of context.
I'm saying he's like, oh, he's making this rally good.
They put on good rallies.
Like, I don't know.
I don't necessarily think it's an incorrect statement.
To kind of pivot from that.
I'm not sure.
Because it's kind of like people show up to hear him like just rant.
Oh, yeah.
He might misspeak too.
I mean, how many times did he bite him?
He fucking speaks during the RNC where he's like, and then I realized I was shot in my ear.
There was lots of blood.
I put my hand.
I put my hand in my ear and I looked down and go, whoa, that's a lot of blood.
And I will say that the Secret Service shooters, they got him from a much further range.
One shot.
It only took one shot.
He shot seven.
One hit me.
One hit that poor soul behind me.
And he just goes over and kisses the fire code.
That was so awkward.
That was so fucking awkward.
He was tripping over the names too.
He was really like, and his name was...
He's like, by the grace of God, I live with this firefighter.
Why didn't they just like put a spotlight on his uniform?
Or something.
And then get back to it.
And that would have been really special.
He didn't have to go kiss the helmet.
Look, I'm human.
I kiss things.
He kissed the helmet and then he patted it.
He looked like a fucking bionicle walking up there.
It's like, what are you doing, bro?
But I didn't love the thing where he was like, I looked at my ear.
I go, wow, that's a lot of blood.
I was shot.
There's a lot of blood.
I said, wow, that's a lot of blood.
I will say something really fucked up about that RNC thing is you know how they showed
the history of Trump, that short video?
They're like Donald J. Trump, an American folk hero.
They show him in his helicopter back in the 80s and shit.
And they go...
Going home alone.
It was so similar to the scene from Back to the Future when Marty goes up to the casino.
Yeah.
In Biff.
Oh my God, you're fucking right.
Bro, I played them side by side.
That's nuts.
They're so similar, it's scary.
And they even use some of the same words.
They say in both of them, an American folk hero.
Really?
I gotta see this shit.
I gotta see side by side of that.
All right, hold on a sec.
That's nuts.
Do you want me to play him?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me see.
It's easy to find the Back to the Future one.
It's harder to find the Trump one.
Donald Trump one.
Yeah, but like I remember, he started off as a boy.
Yeah.
It's like the same...
He was known as Mr. What was it?
Like Mr. Are you playing it, Casey?
All right, I'll find the Trump one.
Mr. Jackpot.
Yeah, I'm gonna stand up so I can watch this.
So it's when he goes up to the Biff casino, who Biff, bad Biff, and the third one is modeled
after Trump.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you think this was intentional?
No, it was the second one.
This part?
Second one.
Second one, second one, yeah.
No, it's not that.
Let me see.
Yeah, Tyler will know what it is.
Do you think this was intentional, Dan?
That looks about right.
Let me see here.
Biff Hotel Video, the Biff Casino Video.
That's video to me.
You're not fucking YouTube.
This one.
Dude, this is a title and Tyler adds video to this super hard click center.
Oh, here it is.
Of course we've all heard the legend, but who is the man?
Inside you will learn how Biff Tannen became one of the richest and most powerful men in
America.
Learn the amazing history of the Tannen family, starting with his great grandfather, Buford
Mad Dog Tannen, fastest gun in the West.
See Biff's humble beginnings and how a cryptic racetrack on his 21st birthday made him a
millionaire overnight.
Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak that earned him the nickname, the luckiest
man on earth.
Learn how Biff parlayed that lucky winning streak into the vast empire called Bifco.
Discover how in 1979 Biff successfully lobbied to legalize gambling and turned Hill Valley's
dilapidated courthouse into a beautiful casino hotel.
I just want to say one thing.
God bless America.
Meet the women who shared in his passion as he searched for true love and relived Biff's
happiest moment as in 1973 he realized his lifelong romantic dream by marrying his high
school sweetheart, Lorraine Baines McFly.
Third time's a charm.
No.
Hey, you come with us upstairs.
There you go sonny.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
The easy way.
That's it.
Oh here we go.
That was such a fun one.
Oh man I forgot how good God the future two was.
Oh yeah, hold on a sec.
Oh, why is there no sound?
What'd you do?
Fuck.
I was gonna say we added a second ago.
Does it just mute out at this part?
Yeah, what are they not?
Oh, why are they blocking it?
Here, well, we'll get most of it, but it's very similar to that video.
It's just showing this whole...
Dude, that does look like it's just like...
It's like identical. The sound comes in here eventually.
For some reason they lost it.
Celebrities and sports stars wanted to be seen with him.
Politicians sought his approval.
And New Yorkers just loved him.
And he loved them back.
And he gave back.
Just one example.
Saving the Wolman skating rink.
The Wolman skating rink in Central Park is open again.
The city spent nearly six years and 12 million dollars trying to fix it.
And then to the rescue, developer Donald Trump.
As Tracy Egan tells us now, he accomplished in three and a half months what the city couldn't do in six years.
Donald, you performed a great public service.
There was no denying that Donald Trump was the toast of the town.
But he was also something even more important.
A patriotic American.
And like many others, he was becoming incredibly troubled by the direction of our country.
Because I really am tired of seeing what's happening with this country.
How we're really making other people live like kings and we're not.
You said though that if you did run for president, you believe you'd win.
Well, I don't know. I think I'd win. I tell you what, I wouldn't go into Luz.
I've never gone into Luz in my life.
If I didn't decide to do it, I think I'd be inclined.
I would say that I would have a hell of a chance of winning.
Because I think people, I don't know how your audience feels, but I think people are tired of seeing the United States ripped off.
But who would ever run for president and leave such a glamorous life?
Appearances in movies that's selling books, a widely popular TV show.
But for Donald J. Trump, the calling to save his country was even stronger.
The mission more important. The number of Americans being left behind.
Too large. And so in Donald Trump fashion, he announced he was running for president.
And it to win. And he did.
It's like so similar to that fucking scary.
That's fucking scary.
But literally in both of them they say, an American folk hero.
The luckiest man on earth.
I don't know why it got cut off in that one, but it was like right at the beginning.
Dude, that's such a fucking, that is a strange thing that you just, like, you did that.
It's like they took it right out of the fucking movie.
It is. It's like a scene for scene recreation of it.
Like even the music's similar.
The voice isn't like quite the same, but it's like the same like cadence.
Fucking weird.
This guy, JD Vance, is such a nerd.
JD Vance is alright.
Well, he went to Yale.
Did you ever see the picture of him when he was young?
No.
I don't even know what you're talking about, Casey.
Casey just does outlandish things out of nowhere.
Dude, he looks like a fucking nerd.
Is that a new one?
What? Oh, there it is.
Is that a new hat or is that Casey's?
Look at him, he looks like a nerd.
Did it make America great again?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's see. Let me see this guy.
Let me see this fucking guy.
He doesn't, he just looks like fat.
He's just a little fat.
You look like a nerd.
He looks like an incel.
I don't know what the fuck.
Dude, I feel like JD Vance is such a better fucking person, you know, than Kamala Harris.
Oh my god, dude.
It's not even comparable.
JD Vance comes fucking right back.
Dude, it's like the fucking, the left is just like, oh, like we got this fucking Hail Mary attempt to beat Trump.
It's like, dude, he took a fucking bullet to the face and just kept going up and fucking.
You're not going to beat that.
You're not going to beat.
She's, dude, she literally has nothing to offer.
It's like you're Hail Mary.
Like, dude, I see the women just like reposting her picture, like just because she's also a woman.
Yeah, I stand with her.
It's like you don't even fucking know anything about her because she hasn't done anything in four fucking years.
She's been in the White House and has done nothing.
The Vice President doesn't really do much.
Yeah, well, you know, they're still, I mean, OK, what's their fucking salary?
They don't really do much.
You know, let's see what they get paid.
Although the real, really only job is to break ties in the Senate and be a backup for president.
That's, that's it.
Yeah.
It's literally their only power.
They do diplomatic shit.
They got to be like a visor to the president.
Right.
Or, you know, if, if you have like a demented old man in charge.
Casey, you got to wear a fucking hat.
Everyone else is wearing a hat.
Fuck that.
What does the vice president.
Casey, you're the worst.
You're, you're literally the worst.
More in my crisp Fourth of July Yankees hat.
Well, she makes one hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year.
She better fucking do something.
Who's this?
Kamala fucking Harris.
Yeah, she gobbles the cum of everybody.
They're still trying. I've heard that.
I wonder if that's true.
Yeah, she sucked dick to get where she was.
I heard that she couldn't pass the bar.
Is there an AI about that?
We got to ask.
Yes.
Check it.
GVT.
They think she gobbles cum.
She gobbles cum.
Oh, no.
No, no.
Kamala gobble.
We're nice to Chad.
You don't ask it to do perverted things.
Casey.
No, no, no.
That's somebody who has asked it to do perverted things.
I was going to say, are we going to hurt its fucking feelings with it?
I always say please and thank you to Chad.
GPT.
I feel like it's getting sentient enough that you have to.
But, um, no, we got to ask.
Uh, uh, Linsky.
Oh, about, um, because she didn't pass the bar and like what that means.
She didn't pass.
Apparently not.
So he passed the bar, but I know a little bit.
I have to go to the legal search.
My shit.
We'll see you as Mark.
You're all in the K.
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
I got a, I got, I got another topic here.
That's the first thing I was thinking.
You can kind of pivot to this.
Did you guys, uh, you guys know the YouTuber, Mr.
Beast, right?
Yeah.
Did you see that his, his friend, uh, got charged with grooming a child?
All right.
She did not get charged.
There is allegations.
He identifies as a she now.
He and regardless of what my beliefs are, I will address her as such.
I will not address a pedophile as anything that they want to be addressed.
I mean, what happened to innocent until proven guilty?
There's fucking documentation canceled.
I mean, I agree with canceling.
So what the fuck happened?
Look up.
What the fuck was, what the hell is the last name?
It's like Ava.
Some Chris, I think Taylor is the last name.
Yeah.
Look out fucking mr.
Yeah.
It's one of mr.
Beast.
Look up mr.
Beast fucking, uh,
Yes.
Tyson, Tyson, Tyson, not Taylor.
There's a lot of weird.
That's him.
Yeah.
He's not bad looking.
God damn it.
Roller tranny.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I know some of these pictures is pretty rough, but some of them.
All right.
Would you fuck?
Oh God.
Trans person in the ass.
That's the before.
What else are you going to fuck up Tyler?
What's your moment over?
Fuck him.
Oh man.
We need to take a break.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
So what did this guy do?
He fucking like groomed a fucking 13 year old.
Jesus.
Well, dude, it's like, what better position for a pedophile to be in than being on mr.
Beast's team.
It happened before he was super huge.
It's just coming to daylight now.
No, but like he was still doing mr.
Beast shit with.
Yeah.
No, it was just 2018 though.
Mr. Beast was still known in 2018.
He's pretty small.
This is so confusing.
Mr. Beast collaborator, Ava, Chris Tyson leaves YouTube channel after online users accuse
her of grooming.
Yeah.
Him.
All right.
I'm not saying it didn't happen.
I think it probably did.
I'm just saying.
You can't say that they were charged.
There's been no like legal.
Here's the other thing you have to consider.
Mr. Beast has so much fucking money.
It's insane.
People are always trying to get at it, dude.
So it's like, did he actually do anything or did he do like a lot of it's on Twitter?
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
It's like it's tweets.
It's tweets.
It's not even DMS.
Yeah.
It's like it was.
It's out there.
I can't I'd be lying if I said I knew what any of them said, but apparently I guess someone
would.
It's just like it's heavily suggesting.
Like I think he said he sent nudes to them.
He said, yeah, I just sent you some fire nudes.
Yeah.
It was like, yeah, it was like, don't tell anyone.
That's not grooming, dude.
I know.
I'll be honest with what I saw.
That's not grooming.
That's like actually like that's like jail time shit.
It almost seems like it was coming across as like a joking matter.
Like I don't I don't actually know if like nudes were sent because it really does seem
like it was just kind of like it was like when a guy's being like jokingly gay with
his buddy.
Right.
So here's the here's the other thing.
I know.
But they also said there wasn't they don't know if what the fuck is a 13 year old doing
on Twitter?
And did he know that the person was 13?
I don't think I don't know.
I don't even think that he met them in real life at a Mr. Beast like like giveaway thing.
And then he made him an admin on one of like the Mr. Beast like fucking Discord servers.
So he did know him in real life before he made him an admin on a fucking Discord server.
And then on Twitter, they kept he kept on fucking shoot, shoot, shoot back, back, back
and forth.
And I think it's weird and it's inappropriate.
But that's not like so long as there wasn't actually any nudes.
I think that like you do at some point, you need to look at it in the eyes of the law,
though.
And is did a crime happen here?
And I don't he shouldn't be allowed to be on that fucking channel.
All I'm saying is that if he didn't send nudes, it was just a really bad and fucking awkward
and weird joke.
But like, I don't think that that's I think that warrants canceling.
Sure.
But I don't think that's like that's I don't think they deserve to like get a fucking charge
placed against they didn't fucking they didn't do anything illegal.
They just said some shit that was really out of pocket.
And it actually is illegal to if you if you didn't send anything, then no, no, it's not
illegal, even verbal like it's it's it's it's illegal.
I don't think that's true.
But we can we can go with that.
Casey, if I said I sent nudes to you and you were a 13 year old, that I commit a crime
if I didn't send you nudes, if you just said it, yeah, no, I think it's just a weird thing
to say.
Exactly.
This is a weird thing to say.
I just I that's that's not illegal to do.
It's just fucking bizarre and fucking wacko behavior.
And like, I wouldn't talk to that person ever again.
We call it just ask him this out of the blue right now.
Is it good chance?
Let me see.
You know, like, oh, no, what did you do?
You think that we like someone was actually did that.
No, no, man.
I'm fucking close with them.
I see him all the time at work.
You not that I'm not going to.
But the dude doesn't sleep.
He's a fucking animal.
Oh, if he's asleep, my phone call is not going to wake him up.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Tones don't even wake that fucker up.
He doesn't.
All right.
Let's take a break.
We'll be back.
All right.
Untitled.
The exercise.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I'm fucking ready.
Welcome to the title.
I was in the way.
Episode 80.
You're back on jeopardy.
So Dan and Tyler have both tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Any future wins you get, you'll have an asterisk.
That's true.
23 time winner Tyler.
Wait, I think I might be able to get a win out of this one.
Oh, my God.
Dan, you still got nine wins.
You're going for your tenth win still.
Ali Mac, the trace.
Hey, I'm not going at a good clip here.
I'm at like once every seven weeks.
I'm getting a win here.
Yeah.
And you didn't you didn't cheat by before before the break during the break, we were
talking about anabolic steroids and how Dan injects them into his ass.
I do not.
I went through a period where I was like, I want to try that too.
I didn't say I want to try the opportunity to get them prescribed because I was on a
really restrictive diet and a heavy exercise.
Did you take steroids or not?
It lowered my testosterone to the point I could get a prescription.
So I wanted to try it and I tried it.
There's some benefits and there's some drawbacks.
That's all I'm going to say.
Sounds like performance enhancing drugs to me.
I got to go, welcome, you got your categories today.
Triple letters only triple letters.
You know, I named that disease the NATO phonetic alphabet.
Oh, God.
So every correct response will have two letters of the NATO alphabet.
The NATO phonetic alphabet.
Yeah, like Alpha Bravo, like the NATO phonetic alphabet.
As with numbers left or right and the year this happened, Tyler won last time.
Let's fight the cross.
See the phonetic alphabet for 200.
The soldiers that won the Civil War wore this kind of clothing.
Do you guys know the phonetic alphabet?
Hold on, hold on.
I do.
I just don't.
I don't like what do you say this again?
The soldiers that won the Civil War wore this kind of clothing.
We're counting.
What is uniform?
Now it's a.
That's two.
Every response is two letters.
OK, I won't take the words off.
Every response has two letters.
Yes, there's another one other than uniform.
Which the Confederates?
The Union.
No, the soldiers that won the Civil War wear this kind of clothing.
Just dig it out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you counting?
No, he's just saying all the letters.
What did you say before?
I don't know.
I thought it was unique.
No, no, no.
You is uniform.
The autistic wheels are turning in the cat's head.
Me too.
I'm trying.
I'm going through every letter.
I'm like, which one of these fits?
Hold on.
What is rank uniform?
Oh, yeah.
I went through Y and I couldn't remember what it was.
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what it was.
That was like the only one I was missing.
Uniform dance.
Oh, let's do the needle alphabet again.
400 a Shakespeare drama that premiered in what is Rami on?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I need off that 600 doing a classic or no.
Wait, what?
Doing a classic Argentinian dance in Canada's largest province.
What is the Quebec Foxtrot?
No.
Can we finish the question?
Doing a classic Argentinian dance in Canada's largest province.
No, I'm not digging in.
Let it go.
Was it Ontario Foxtrot?
A classic Argentinian dance in Canada's largest province.
No.
Quebec Tango.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
That's how the Foxtrot was a dance.
Damn.
The phonetic alphabet.
Tango, of course.
300.
Risk up to a thousand.
I'll do how many do I have?
Zero.
Yeah, because you buzzed in.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'll do a thousand.
I'll go negative.
Thousand.
All right.
A thousand star meets the voice of Shrek.
Okay, so it's Charlie and the voice of Shrek.
Oh, come on.
You don't know this.
It's Mike.
Charlie Mike.
Yeah, that's correct.
Charlie Mike.
I was just talking about Austin Powers.
I called you Austin Powers, remember?
Oh, yeah.
I did not intentionally, but you want the last one?
Yeah.
A thousand.
I'm a truly figure in the capital of Peru.
What is Lima?
What is...
I got it.
Who's three?
Him.
Oh.
Can I buzz in?
Yeah, you gotta answer if you buzz in.
What is Papa Lima?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Lima's the capital of Peru.
Fuck.
I shouldn't have said it.
I shouldn't have given it to him.
Triple letters only.
I name that disease.
Bands with numbers.
Left or right.
In the year this happened.
Let's do bands with numbers for two.
Two hundred.
In 2013, frontman Adam Gontier left his rock band that formed and formed his own band called
Saint Esonia.
What is Nikki Sixx?
No.
I think I know it, but not well enough to say it.
Three Days Grace.
Thank God.
What were you gonna say?
I don't want to say because I have a feeling it's gonna be an answer for like one of the
next ones.
There's really only so many bands you can pull from there.
Let's do a thousand for that category.
This band's third studio album released in 2013 features a picture of both band members'
grandfathers as cover art.
What is Twenty One Pilots?
Yeah!
But that was not who I was thinking for the last one.
I gave you that question.
That is an alley-mat question.
Hey, I buzzed in.
It's the first time in the game.
Keep it going.
Can I please have that paper?
Build bands for 400.
Release their first album in 1995 entitled Cheshire Cat.
Who is Blink 182?
Oh yeah, Dan.
You fucking used nabbed that.
I wasn't even thinking of Blink 182, but I did know that.
It just took a minute.
This hard rock band suffered a setback when founding drummer Jimmy the Rev Solvin died
in 2009.
I think I know it, but I won't buzz in.
I'll say what I think it is.
Time's out.
I was gonna guess of N7 Fold.
Oh, that would've been correct.
Rock Band!
Oh shit.
Danthbic.
Bands with summers.
I'm so mad.
This Italian Eurodance group formed in 1997 was most popular for their hit, Blue.
Oh fuck, what's the name of the band?
What is Eiffel 65?
Oh no.
Wait.
Eiffel, Eiffel.
Oh wait, no, it is 65.
You're right.
I thought it was Eiffel 64.
I knew it was Eiffel something.
I knew it was Eiffel 60.
I thought it was Eiffel 62.
I didn't know that.
I didn't even know that.
I thought it was Eiffel 62.
Yeah, I wasn't even sure of that.
I'm like, I'm not sure.
I'm like Eiffel 60 something.
I'm like, ah, Dan.
Dan, you got triple letters only.
I named that disease left or right in the year this happened.
I mean, left or right.
What was the first one you said?
Triple letters only.
Let's do that one.
200.
Internet addresses no longer require the following triplet.
What is WWW?
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
No, that's good.
Fuck.
Love that sweat.
It's great.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, du du du du
600 in ancient Rome you might write this for the number three
This nonprofit organization has provided numbers with automobiles assistance since 1902 what is triple a
Fuck fuck fuck very good very good
This musician from the Broward County, Florida is commonly referred to by these letters xxx
Oh my god
He's on those Georgetown Geronimo's he's on those Broward County tic tacs
Then you got I named that disease left to right and the year this happened. I named that disease 200
After seeing a sudden and sharp decline in his hitting performance in 1938. He was diagnosed. What is Lou Gehrig's disease? Oh
Damn that was good. Keep it going. That was fucking solid, bro
400 wait Dan is taking performance enhancing drugs. So are you?
This British physician gave the first account of his lymphoma in 1832
Damn it. I was
On here a hair away from the trigger same this disease caused by
Boreal bacteria was named after Connecticut town. What is Lyme disease, baby?
I would have got that it was gonna take me another second or two
Diseases it's filled. Oh, I mean yeah
Yeah, 600 this neurological condition that causes muscle weakness and breathing difficulty was named after two French doctors
first described in 1916 oh
My god. Oh
my god
What the fuck can you say it again the neuro
Neurological condition that causes muscle weakness and breathing difficulty was named after two French doctors
First okay, 1916. I know one of them for sure. Fuck me
Fuck me. I'm jerking off we can hear it on the camera
Nah, it's gonna say something Parkinson's that was like a spy will be effort eight
800 in 1944 this Austrian pediatrician found that some children in his care struggled to form friendships and
Engaged in one-sided conversations about their interest
No, it stopped being a standalone diagnosis in 2021
What is attention deficit disorder?
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
In 1944 this Austrian pediatrician found that some children of his care struggled to form friendships and engaged in one-sided
Conversation
Then you got left to right in the year this happen fuck me
I got my fucking toss up. This is gonna be so fucking hard. Let's just do right or left
I pressed it again
Right left
Very bonds batting stance, what is left-handed?
Dance big fuck right or left?
The country and the president puts on the Bible what is the right hand? No?
Oh
This is chaos 800 daily double
We got 1600 what are the other 1200?
There's 5400 yeah, I'm gonna bet it all the entire game side of the brain associated with
creativity and intuition
You fucking don't overthink it was the left side. Yeah
I would say the same thing. Yeah, like you got left or right in the years
I
That's definitely left brain look that up give him back. I literally looked it up to write the question
This side is left is like executive function main executive function. So I have creative executive functions
Give me my money. How do you want left or right?
I want my fucking money. Oh my fucking money
I felt get it back. Oh, he's in the stock market what year it happened for $1,000 Alex
A thousand Jimmy Carter was born in Plains, Georgia in this year
What is 1925 oh no
I had a 50-50 fucking shot of that
He's turning 100 this year
Well, we've said that but
Aliba or dance pick
I'm right or left
For a thousand in jeopardy the returning winner is always on this podium
What is the leftmost podium when you're when you're looking at the yeah, what is the leftmost podium? Yeah
Tyler I
Put my fucking buzzer down. I'm fucking actually angry. Let's fucking game away
800 the year this happened Paul Revere's
midnight ride
That was good
Tyler you're almost that was a guess
I gotta think it's gotta be like a little bit before
That's what I was saying a little bit before exactly what I would have said but I didn't know for sure. Yeah, we'll do it for six hundred
You got three thousand dance got 6400 you gotta make it true
Either win this or we're fucked
I get this question right and it's a fucking game. I would do I would do a thousand. Nope. I'm doing a true daily. All right, all right
For I hope it's really no out like it did with me Martin Luther King jr. Is assassinated
I hope you get this with a shot in the dark man. I hope you know he's like fuck
Okay, so so
And anyone to get to space by 1970 was assassinated before that was he assassinated after Kennedy I
Think I would have thrown it within like two or three years of that for sure. I don't know what night team
What is 1960?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
What a what a what a shot
I
I'm enjoying myself again
Remove
Fucking daily double. What does he get three? You got three thousand for that?
He's still he's still playing in second place, but he's neck and neck with you now Tyler has six thousand damn has 6400
Tiger got the year this happened for 200
For 400 400 the Wright brothers made their first flight on their flight on their flyer
No
1903
I was saying 1907 so I thought I didn't answer it's 1986 finally for 200
Hitler commits suicide in his bunker
What is 1946?
I'm not gonna guess what is 1945? Yeah
I'm still at six thousand right
Dan's at 64
You guys want to do double jeopardy or you want to go to final jeopardy there's a double jeopardy
I mean, I have another like board
We could get me this is down to the wire. I gotta see how this ends. I'm out of it. I'm negative
I
Just do the final jeopardy final jeopardy, okay. Yeah, thank you. Tyler has 6000 Dan has
6400
has negative one
Pissed it all away
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I would have got many of the questions at the end there
I really didn't know no way I can put a category on this
That doesn't make sense general knowledge
General
Akc I'm gonna come to the surprise of knowing I'm gonna bet it all here. That's my wager at negative 1000
You know better than all I'm gonna bet it all you're not gonna take any points from yourself in the future universe
I know this clearly
I mean
I thought that was crafty as hell and we've given out wins for stupider shit than that
I thought I was gonna get one out of you think that me you pissed you think that I in another universe would allow that
Hope so I would not allow that to happen
Have you talked to the other people because I got money from another version of me. All right, I didn't hear another
See the Republican and I'm liberal look by the other the guy who gave me that money in the other universe
He got fucking annihilated that night. He went negative fucking 40,000 points
He gave it to me so that I could win and you didn't let it happen his sacrifice went for not
He made an ass of himself in the other universe. Oh, by the way, did they get your
Wagers
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna wager negative 40 million thousand to that other alley Mac
And he's gonna go for the negative win tonight because I know he's in the same spot. I am right now
There's no way I just killed his game. There's no way he was positive not after that board
Oh Mac, if you get this right I win you get the goldest of gold stars
Dan and Tyler are fucking stoic right now. We're joking around there
locked in to win this thing. I got your wages the question and
An 1871 disaster and Midwest Major League Soccer team and an NBC first responder drama series all share this name
1871 disaster a Midwest Major League Soccer team and an NBC first responder drama series all share this name
What the fuck bro?
Okay again, please
Yeah, I want to hear why I think I know it actually I'm taking back my wager
No, I think I know this one. So an
1871 disaster a Midwest Major League Soccer team. Oh, I got it
And an NBC first responder drama series all share this name. I would be blown away if I got this wrong
This might be like the one of the first final jeopardies I've known the answer to
I think the question really tells you all you need to know I wouldn't have known it
I could picture that being the fucking name of the fuck fuck is going on here 1871
I'm gonna guess the Montana Titanics
Dan's stressing I think Dan's I think Dan's just worried about what he wagered right now
No, he's just worried about gains actually
Thank God I'm gonna win this game due to the performance and dancing drug stipulation
Otherwise, I'm gonna fucking come down to their the commissioners office and raise hell
Just I'm kidding for the record
Dan is most certainly
At what point do we time it out
You see can I get that babe
I'm just gonna buy my own and I tried I tried to quit
Ever you ever try hypnosis for like when you when they hypnotize you to like quit smoking
If you're like
If you're like prone to hypnosis, then that shit works. I wish I was that sounds pretty cool. You don't know until you do they try
How many times will the song loop the wheels are turning in Tyler's head Bernie Bernie Bernie Mac
Fucking
Burn something to fire the blaze
fucking
911
Lone star, what are you looking at your phone there for?
All right
Just want to check the legitimacy. What's going on here making sure we don't got chat GPT in another window
I
Check South Tyler who checks out today
You are running out of time though
This is reaching an egregious level of time at this point
This is an egregious amount of time I
Didn't get this North Carolina hurricane
Seattle volcanoes fucking I don't
I bet it all
Right
Max Chicago fire
He gets negative one thousand I bet it all dances Chicago fire
63 50 Dan's got 12,000 750
Oh, baby, Dan, we're in your tent
It feels like a tent
This game is of course being played under protest
The performance is a tent with an asterisk it's under view might actually go to Ali Mac just so you know
We'll see how it works
I
Was in this game and I fucking blew it and I knew the final jeopardy too if I just didn't fucking blow it
So Chicago fire is a fucking
soccer team
I was like, okay, so that's the name of a TV show Chicago fire
Yeah, and then it sounds like something that would happen in the city house in 71
No cow knocked over a fucking lamp
And you can look it up that's that's Chicago fire that's the theory nobody really knows that's just what's like written
But like who's gonna verify it did somebody actually see the fucking cow knock it over
How are you gonna know that's what started it? It's pretty big fucking fire
Could start it anyway
That cow really fucked a lot of shit up though if it fucking
Gotta go make it I mean dude
I'm just really doing it out of protest because you never informed us that the next game after fan was a
Awarded a win for the negative win mind you
You didn't say that the loophole was closed until I went for it and lost at no point was it brought up prior to that?
And then I mean I'm pulling money from other universes like what do I gotta do?
We gotta do for a fucking away
Yeah, I got some more to say I want to tell our Mac he asked what what made me want to grow a mustache
Yeah, we got it and have you ever seen the movie?
Miracle on the Hudson yeah
Yeah, not sorry, but the co-pilot oh
Oh, that's you Dan that fucking stash. That's what I'm saying. That's what I envisioned when I told you it's gonna get bushy
That's gonna be fucking you man. I'm like dude. I gotta get that look at that stashed. That's the guy who plays two-faced
Another movie right? Oh is it Harvey Dent? I know he's in a lot of stuff
I think he's the guy who plays Harvey Dent and fucking uh the Dark Knight
That's a fucking that's somebody that can walk down the street and chew gum at the same time. Yeah
That's never I've never been are we doing a new game or you guys want to end it one thirty in the morning
Yeah, I'm pretty tired. I'm pretty upset with my performance
I was doing really good until I decided to drink the Remy and then everything went downhill after that all right once again
Liquor don't drink it kids
It's bad for you. I thought that 1968 Hail Mary from Tyler's pretty fat was that was phenomenal
That was practically a win in a and the fact that you also just threw a shot in the dark
We're like Ali Mack. This is what I would guess I just I just would have guessed that
Yeah, what's all right sassy 67
63 63 yeah, well I thought it's fucking amazing
I thought candy was sassy and 67 so I'm like okay, so so Kenny was sassy and then JFK was fucking
Mok was assassinated the year after and then I'm like well. He was he was assassinated 67 so 68
Yeah, that was good. However. We do need to remember that the CIA murdered JFK the FBI murdered MLK
Oh, yeah, George HW Bush, right?
Well that was JFK that was assassinate well. I'm not saying George HW Bush people the trigger no no he did not I
Doubt he did but he was definitely like there that day. That's he could have been completely uninvolved, but he probably was
Yeah, I think he was involved in some in some capacity. He knew it was gonna happen
I think
Probably yeah
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See if we got any email yeah, see if we got any email this might be one of the lowest energy endings we
Ever had we started off strong. Oh, we did. I wish we fucking recorded the first like
Ten minutes when we were down here. What was I saying? I don't know. It's just a good exchange
You're talking about you looking at yourself in the mirror
We never have any emails, but we just hit 5,000 plays so
5,000 and two points oh my god like total with the with all the episodes
You're hoping it's all bots how many what number episode is 80?
Damn, so that's like how many?
5,000 divided by 80 that's like 62 plays per episode
That's pretty good. I wonder if it's like recurrent
listeners or if it's just people stumbling upon it because the
hashtags probably because the keywords yeah
They accidentally play it like what the fuck am I listening to I?
I
Really I really hope it's just bots I doubt it is there's definitely some real people in there
Yeah, there's there's enough people I've told about that. It's like oh, yeah, no I listen to it's not bad
They just want to tell you the truth it's like it's like I
You don't have any other like it's not bad
That's it doesn't mean it's good. It's just not bad
All right, stand with Kamala 2024
And
And as always be kind yourself and each other vote for Trump Trump 2024
Yeah
fuck off
For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
Fuck
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Extended episode
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
Born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Oh
Somewhere in China
Some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
Super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
I do not know
Our
fucking
ота
our
Before my eyes while holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump. Beep nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen
I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make
Them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're gonna be able to convince you that things are fucking real. You can cut it open
You're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
The
Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay. Look it up
Look it up
He was doing this shit George Soros actually working the fucking Nazis during the whole
But he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time. George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay
He's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it okay
Everybody's like, no Donald Trump the fucking word hurts him out there
Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there
Everybody's like
It's so cool
Everybody's like
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a play for the world
The actual government is trying
The actual full government
Which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis
And actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires
He's fucking fucked