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Welcome to Unplanned Podcasts!
Episode 79!
We're here with Ali Mac and Tyler.
I don't think Tyler knows who even started yet.
What's up? My party kinda fell off since 2013.
But I love the band.
They did just kinda drop off.
It was like them, Swedish House Mafia.
Fucking Deadmau5 Skrillex.
Fucking Deadmau5. Oh my god, I love Deadmau5 so much.
Bingo players, Afrojack, TS though.
Fucking Riff. Riff of Ichi.
Rest in peace to Bingo players too. One of the two Bingo players died.
The one dude still goes by Bingo players. Is TS still alive?
Yeah, TS is still alive. He's like 40, man.
No, but like, I thought he overdosed.
Fucking Avicii. No, Avicii overdosed. Yeah, Avicii's dead.
No, Avicii split his wrist. Did he split his wrist? Yeah, Avicii committed hard.
He committed hard? Then he would be a fucking awesome murder-suicide neither.
Yeah, he would. That would've been a good question. He actually was already a question.
He was? Yes. On that? Yep. Really?
Dan got it right. Yeah.
Are you fucking kidding? He must've thrown it. He probably didn't know that actually.
Yeah, that was a question. So I guess our fierce leader is speaking at a conference about fucking NATO.
Please don't make me listen to this guy. I don't want to listen to this guy.
Oh, fuck that guy. Yeah, that's just the same thing.
People are saying, people are saying he's a sundowner.
I was not a duty guy.
So the thing is, I'm getting to a point now where things are actually pretty scary.
Because it's like, I really don't support either of these guys at all.
You got a fucking dementia patient and then you have another guy where it's like, I don't know.
It's just, it's not, and then there's, and I know we're going to talk about whole project 2025 and shit.
I know that Trump's not like a backer of that or anything, but the fact that that shit even just exists and was there.
And the reason why it's there is just nuts to me.
Yeah. He's fucking, I don't know.
RFK is not winning. And RFK, RFK is, he's my guy.
He's not winning. Although he should win.
If everybody that like, you know, didn't vote for, didn't want to vote for Trump or Biden, vote for RFK, you would win.
That's, that's how voting works. Casey. Yeah.
I feel like I don't like them to vote for RFK.
I just, I feel like in the past elections, like they've never allowed like a third party up there for like the big end one, because it's like they push the CNN and all these places, push that two party system so hard.
But it's like at the same time, dude, like, I feel like this election's different because so many people are so dissatisfied with both care, both of the picks.
Like I can't believe that they didn't let RFK in there. It's just nuts to me.
Well, I don't think, I think they're going to replace Biden.
It's probably Kamala talking about. She has the highest chance of winning apparently.
What? Against Trump. No, she doesn't.
No. Yeah. The Democrats.
Yeah. She's not literally. I've talked to a whole bunch of Democrats and they said that Kamala was worse than Biden.
Yeah. I don't know many people who really support her. I think the vice president really doesn't do anything.
No, they're just kind of there.
I want to smash a bottle over fucking her head.
I don't know. I think she's a little fucking evil, little witch kind of like Hillary.
But as you know, in the primaries when during the last like election like cycle, she was literally dead last out of every single person in the primaries.
Yeah, she was dead last.
And that's the reason why Biden put her as fucking vice president, because he wants someone more incompetent than he looks like Bob Barker actually.
Bob Barker's dead. Dude, I saw a photo time lapse of Joe Biden just through the years. That man. And I know they always say this about presidents, but holy shit, dude.
Biden looks like hell compared to like four years ago. You look it up. It is like another person. And four years before that, the dude looks like he's been seven people throughout his life.
He just like, I don't know. I was watching a video of him speaking in 1995. Speaking of walking corpses.
What about fucking Jimmy Carter? Is he still alive? Yeah, he's still kicking. He's not. He's still alive.
Really? Joe Biden was actually like really coherent back in like 95.
Oh, he was like an incredibly charismatic, just like good speaker. He was debating with someone and he was like, he also called black people monkeys.
I don't think he did. Yes, he did. He did. He called the monkeys and animals that he didn't want his children at school with.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was an actual quote. Yeah, that's that's a rough one, but it is it is out there.
It doesn't for whatever reason, they suppress that like fucking MLK and JFK, but whatever. So this is just public knowledge, but nobody cares.
Let me let me look it up. They actually like it's a because you're not the first person I've heard that from. Yeah, I can't.
I can't validate it. But I was like this was 50 years ago. So it's fine. I think it might be one of those kind of. Yeah.
But like even if you go back and watch this was before segregation, even if you go back and watch him debate Trump like four years ago, he was coherent then.
Like we thought it was like dementia potentially. And it's like you look now and it's like, dude, you can see the difference in him then when people were already asking questions.
And now it is like the dude is deteriorating. I don't even care if it's dementia, but they fucking took it off fucking YouTube.
God damn it. Physically, it usually happens for the presidents as they age a lot faster because of stress.
Trump didn't look that bad. No, Trump. Trump really didn't look that different because he has a good fucking makeup artist fucking.
They all do. They have the best makeup artist. Also, I just feel like Trump's not the type of guy who would really get stressed.
Yeah, he just seems like he has such an I don't give a fuck attitude most of the time that like I feel like he doesn't fucking Obama looked like he fucking age 60 years.
I want that, though, in a president, because that shows you that they're taking it seriously.
Their job should be stressing them the fuck out. Yeah, because like Obama looked like he fucking like age like fucking 60 years.
Yeah, he looked so fucking young and that's what got him into and then like office then by what was it? Twenty twenty sixteen when he left, dude, he looked like fucking like he was in his fucking seventies.
Dude, I watched the saddest video. I think I sent it to the group chat. I can't remember if I did, but it was John McCain versus Obama.
And dude, you compare that hand in hand with the debate that we fucking watched two weeks ago.
It is it's sad. It really is like John McCain and Obama fucking walk out.
They give each other a handshake. They pat each other on the back. They like exchange a bunch of kind words.
They seem genuine. You know, they fucking hate each other, but they're still acting professional with one another.
And then the debate is they actually answer the questions that they were asked, which fucking neither of those clowns did the other night.
And like Joe Biden was like, and then Joe, and then fucking Trump and Trump would just be like, as my response to that, what he just said, we'll get to that in one minute.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All right, Joe, we're back to you. It's like, all right, thanks, Trump.
Really wanted an answer on that one, but yes, fucking not.
It's like I don't know. It's like they answered all the questions if they really felt the need for rebuttal.
Wow. But like they weren't I don't know. It was just like and I remember.
Can I get an air hoard? Oh yeah.
You know, let me fucking get in there. But it's just, it's sad to see.
Fuck.
How low it's at.
Like if you showed someone from 2016 the debate we just had, they wouldn't believe it was real.
Like I'm being dead serious. Like compared to that one, you seriously would not believe that that would be acceptable. It's nuts.
You mean the 2000, 2012 one?
This is unacceptable.
I think it was 2012, yeah.
2016 was the first Trump one.
And that was posted recently by one of these news sites because they knew somebody at that station must have looked and saw how drastic the change was and be like, we got to open people's eyes.
Like what I was saying, if I was a liberal, like in like the power thing, I'd be like, I'll let Donald Trump win just so he's fucking out because fucking he's going to be a problem for your party until he gets back in.
Because he's going to keep fucking doing this shit.
Are these like new or something? What the fuck?
You shook it.
That is not the new one.
Oh my God.
Wait, not the, does the new one exist?
No, this has been here for months.
No, but like, like, like what I was saying though is like, Trump will keep on trying until he gets his fucking second term.
And it's going to be a nightmare for the liberals to deal with until he gets a second term. So I'd be like, you know, kind of a lose the battle, win the war type thing.
If I was a liberal at that point, that's stupid because then he's still president for four years.
Yes, but he's going to be a president again at some point.
Do you just vote for a Democrat?
I don't know. I think if Trump loses this time, I think he's done.
He's he's just as old as Biden.
He's fucking almost 80 now.
Yeah, he's just, he's not.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust him.
We need young candidates. Like it's.
Well, you need to be fucking 40 to fucking run.
Everybody complains about boomers.
I know.
Everybody's still voting for them.
That should be, that should be what it is though.
We just get the cream of the crop right at like 40, 41, 42.
And those are the people you get one shot.
And if you don't fucking make it, that's fine.
But they should be as young as they can be.
For fucking, it takes, it'd be 14 years.
It would take 14 years for me to be fucking president.
Like first year.
Yeah.
14 years.
That's insane.
The thing that I don't get is why put an age requirement on it?
Why can't the public decide that for themselves?
Why can't they pick who's most fit to do it?
Well, I think.
Like it's, I think it's bullshit.
Why is there an age requirement?
That's nuts.
I really don't think you're like really fully mature before it, like mentally before 30.
I don't know.
You still got, you know, a lot to learn before, before 35.
I don't know.
How much does experience really fucking matter though?
Not that much.
I just feel like.
So you'd want an 18 year old mayor.
Bizarre take here.
You can't have an 18 year old mayor.
Bizarre take, but I feel like we all go through phases as people.
We're like a hundred different people in the time we're alive.
Yeah.
Like I don't know.
It's just.
I don't even know how to relate that to what I just said.
I had somewhere to go with that.
It's gone now, but.
I know what you mean.
Welcome to the podcast.
If you're listening, go fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
You should really have something better to do with your time than be here, but we're
happy ish depending on your opinions.
If you're here.
Yeah.
So somebody tell, tell us about what project 2025 is.
Well, you seem to know what it is.
So why don't you tell us, Mr.
Fucking I don't know that much about what I heard.
This was what I heard from a coworker and I want to see how much of this shit was bullshit.
So what he told me was that it was like essentially when Trump took office, like the Republicans
did not think Trump was going to win.
So they didn't really have a game plan for what they were going to fucking do for when
Trump got in.
And for the most part, like I, I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was like when
Trump got in, it was sort of like they were asking all these offices, like, so how many
people do you have like staying in?
They're like, what do you mean staying in?
Like every fucking president that comes in picks their own people.
There's no staying in.
Like what the fuck are you talking about?
Like, oh, well surely we can retain a handful of these people.
And like the Republicans said, this is all what my coworker told me.
So I'm assuming at least some of this is bullshit, but then it was just sort of like the Republicans
didn't really do anything until like Trump's like third ish year that they started to really
get the ball rolling on what their agenda was because they had no fucking plan.
So then they put in a plan in place called Project 2025, which apparently is just filled
with this most extremist shit.
Oh, it is.
And my, oh, my coworker sent me a link.
And I remember the, the, the quote at the end, which was by one of the top funders for
Project 2025, essentially said like, we want the war to the left.
We want the war with the left to be nonviolent, but we'll only keep it that way.
Like I can't remember.
It really sounded like a fucking revolution was about to start though again.
And it was like, oh, that's, that's iffy.
Don't really want to hear that actually.
But mandate for leadership.
That's fucking scary.
It's like a mind comp of the Republican Party.
It's fucking bullshit.
So it was the heritage foundation is the ones who made this project 2025.
Psychopaths.
And the quote at the end is just, and so I come full circle on this response and just
want to encourage you with some substance that we are in the process of the second American
revolution, which will be, which will remain bloodless if the left allow it to be.
What?
That's scary.
I don't like that.
That's bad.
That's where conservatives just want to be fascists.
Jesus fuck.
I don't think so.
I really want Trump just to be a fascist dictator.
No, the vast majority do not.
That's what this project 2025 is about.
All right.
You want to know what I've been identifying as independent for a long time.
And I know that I've said I've been right leaning.
I'm more on the right than I ever have been in my life.
And I'm going to be dead honest.
I fucking hate Trump.
I fucking hate his guts.
I do not, I do not like him at all, but and I don't think he represents what I want.
And also like, but I would not agree with that.
I think most people who are on the right do not have those extreme fucking opinions.
Nobody wants him to be a fascist leader.
It's not like, oh, we want to give Trump the keys and say, yeah, take the wheel, dude.
Nobody's fucking saying that it is extreme, but the things in project 25 are also extreme,
but he doesn't support it though.
He doesn't.
He literally came out.
Yeah, he he's not because it this stuff's been blowing up the past couple days.
Everybody who sports him.
Are you fucking retarded Casey?
No, it's a fucking fringe group.
It's like the fucking it's like, oh, everybody on the right to fucking neo-nazi because there's a couple neo-nazis in the right.
Everybody in the fucking left is a fucking budget and Tifa fucking psychopaths.
No, it's the fucking weirdo extremists that get all the fucking that get all the fucking like spotlights shown on them.
Fucking most people on the right and most people on the left are fucking normal people.
It's these fucking retards that are fucking doing all this shit.
They get all the fucking shit.
Yeah, I mean, so so what my coworker told me was that project 2025 has been around for years, but it was an incredibly long document that really hadn't been read for a long time.
And it's like there's just some like for the most part, it's all just your normal shit like normal Republican stuff.
But then there's a couple things in there if you read the whole thing where it's like, what the fuck?
And it's like, I can't remember.
It's like it's making like gay marriage illegal again, completely making abortion illegal and like all this other shit.
That's just like insane. It was like not allowing any Muslims whatsoever into the country at all.
But that's what conservatives want is to make abortion illegal.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I don't know. No, I don't. I think so.
My opinion as Christians abortion to be illegal.
So my opinion on the right is I just believe that that should be left up to the states.
I don't I don't think that that is I think that you got it.
Which what it is currently.
Yeah, power should be in my opinion.
Power should come from the state level for the most part.
What do you have a federal overseeing body?
But when it comes to social issues like that, the easiest way to regulate it is keep it state based.
Well, what did you live off the federal level because you're going to piss people off if you live in a shitty state like Texas and fucking move?
Move, move, move.
Yeah, move.
Because you're going to join one way or the other.
Red and blue states will continue to exist like the fucking whole somewhere.
You're like, OK, OK.
This is a perfect example.
We live in New York.
We've lived in New York our whole life.
We have shitty gun laws if I wanted to fuck if I was really, really fucking sick of the gun laws.
We do have shitty gun laws.
Which I which I really am close to.
They don't do anything.
It's just they're they're like I'd move to Texas because I like the gun laws in Texas better than I like the gun laws here.
So if you don't like the abortion bill in fucking Texas, move to fucking New York.
And why aren't you in Texas?
Somebody who has my wife won't let me.
Exactly.
Somebody who's like uninformed, I feel like all the gun laws that they put into place just like seem to be a good idea.
But they don't fucking do anything.
You want a pregnant woman just up and move.
But like my thing is, is that like you can't regulate guns like that on a state level.
That's one of those issues where it's you can't really do that because it's we have if somebody wants a gun to do something bad with it, they're going to get their hands on a gun.
They can drive to another state.
They can get a firearm from somebody from another state.
That shit is not hard.
Like it's not like if we like say like, oh, you can't have too many attachments on your AR 15.
That's illegal.
Like it's not like they don't fucking exist everywhere else.
And you can't just fucking put it on.
Nobody's going to know if you do that shit.
Literally, you can get you can get the fucking stripped down AR in New York.
And if you wanted to go to fuck and if you want a 30 round magazine, just go to Vermont.
Yeah.
And then go across the state line.
Sure.
If you get caught with it, you're going to get fucking fined and all this shit.
But they're not really checking your fucking guns unless you go to a fucking range with a 30 round magazine, which you're retarded if you do that.
But like if you really want a 30 round magazine fucking I was in Maine fucking last week, I went to like the fucking store up there and there's like a gun department of the store.
Yeah. New England fucking loves their guns.
I fucking there's there's just a bunch of 30 round magazines in a fucking bargain bin for fucking ten dollars.
I get a 30 round magazine for an AR in fucking Maine for five dollars.
I don't know about that fucking bargain bin of the fucking day.
I was like it was fucking shocking.
I should have took a picture of it.
But I picked it up.
I'm like this is five dollars.
Like, yeah, I'm like this is a 30 round mag.
They're like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, the drums are 20 in the back.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just like it just doesn't make any sense to me.
Oh, yes.
And also limiting the bullets that you can have in a fucking magazine is really going to stop people.
Yeah.
And Casey, by the way, I know you take like a full.
So you were maybe you were just playing devil's advocate to piss people off.
But you made the argument that you think that firearms should not be allowed.
Right.
We got all.
Yeah.
Like in terms of the citizens, you think that they should just belong to police.
And I've said that I think it should be OK for just to own one gun, like a pistol.
OK, I can I can.
I mean, I don't really get behind that.
But that's better than what I thought your stance was, because I think that like, do you think it should be as hard to get a pistol as it is currently?
It should be harder to get a pistol.
It takes two years to get a fucking fucking nuts.
And it's like right now.
So like right now, yes, Casey, that's how fucking gun laws work in New York.
Because guess what, buddy?
I've been trying to get a fucking pistol since 2020.
So actually, 2019, you have to take a test.
No, you had to take it.
No, you had to take a course which has a test in it.
You had to take a safety course.
That's even if that's if you even get that far, though.
Yeah.
To apply for you have to take a mental exam.
You have to take a fucking mental exam.
The application is what takes the fucking longest.
It's just fucking paper pushing.
And you submit an application.
You don't hear shit for like six months if you're lucky.
It's just it's and then you have to go to the judge of your town in person,
get signed by the judge of your town that you are a person that should be able to own a firearm.
Then you have to take that to the state to your county.
The county takes the state.
The state takes it to the feds.
They do all that shit.
Then they go, OK, now you have to take a fucking six or you have to take six two hour long courses for the safety course.
You have to take 10 fucking like courses for like just general like pistol like shit.
Then they're like, OK, now you can do the live fire test, which you fire 10 rounds.
That's it.
You fire 10 rounds out of your fucking pistol.
That's your that's your that's your fucking that's your your your your firing test.
Everything else is written.
After that, they they do another fucking background check on you.
That's the sixth background check they do on you, by the way.
But yes, we need to do we need to do more, Casey.
We need we need to do more than that.
Yeah, because there's still some people that get through that system and then shoot Casey because the system doesn't fucking work.
It just doesn't work.
Exactly.
It's no it's because the fucking like people that you're talking about.
You like, well, the people.
So it's the fucking people who buy a fucking like Yeat Cannon from a fucking dude and fucking a basement in Arbor Hill.
So Casey, let me let me just the Las Vegas shooters.
He got all his guns.
Let me let me let me have you see the Las Vegas shooter that definitely was the Las Vegas shooter Parkland shooter.
OK, OK.
Let me just paint this picture to you, Casey, because I want to hear your take on it.
So we're not talking about fucking mass shootings.
So I'm buying.
So those are OK.
Yeah, whatever.
All right.
OK, natural selection.
So so I want a gun right now.
That's true.
I do.
I do want a fire armature.
I can go get like a shotgun.
And there's no regulations if I want to do that.
They really you can anybody.
It's a back.
Literally you go there, you do a background check for fifteen minutes and then they give you a fucking piece of cake.
They hand it to you.
That's not good because if I'm having a mental break right now, I should have to wait.
No, they actually hold.
They're not going to slip through the cracks.
If you're about to fucking off yourself, you're not going to be able to fucking be that.
You can just go to a store and buy this fucking Casey Casey in New York State.
You like if even if you buy a shotgun, there's a day hold at least.
I think it's a two day hold.
But like you buy a shotgun and you can come back two days later for that exact reason.
Yeah, I do believe that's only two days.
You can still be in the same mental state.
Yeah, but at least there's a fucking thing for it.
OK.
But what I was going to say is that with the current political climate and the current just awful election we're about to have, it's and with the looming threat of World War Three,
which I think is going to be fought primarily with cyber attacks, cyber attacks are going to be what's going to destroy our country.
I don't think that they're going to use nukes because they affect the whole entire world if they want to bomb the shit out of us.
Like South Park where they publish everyone's Internet history.
I know I don't I don't think it's going to be that I think they take down the Wi-Fi routers and shit.
I just think that they're going to take out the fucking power grid.
That's not hard.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's not easy to do another.
But yeah, they could.
They did a test already.
I know that whole fucking scary.
Yeah, that exactly.
But it's the same time I want to be prepared for that.
So I know I've talked about this, but it's like I'm kind of getting some materials together at like a place that my dad has.
And I've got him on board now.
My dad agrees because he understands the political climate.
Dude, as long as you're buying the shit, I don't give a fuck.
But like I'm trying to get my girlfriend to like know how to get there without a GPS, stuff like that.
And I want to this camp that my dad has, this will be like my place where I go, oh, shit, it's the fan or the power grid goes fucking down.
And I'm like, all right, this is that this is the big one.
We're fucked because if just the power grid were to go out, there's studies done on this.
They estimate that within two weeks, about 40 to 60 percent of the population of this country will be dead because between looting, mass violence, all this shit, there's going to be an insane amount of panic when this shit happens.
And then they think three months time, we're going to be down to about 20 percent left, which, dude, you don't realize how much infrastructure affects things like you literally can't get fresh.
Like cities will be a nightmare.
Nobody is going to live in cities without infrastructure.
There's there will be an immediate water shortage and the fucking grocery stores that everybody is going to flock to are going to be a nightmare.
Everybody's living in like high rise apartment buildings that don't have power are completely pitch black.
Like people are going to die so quick and like it was going to turn into a madhouse with that.
If that were to be the road that we go down, there's so many documentaries on shit where if there was a cyber attack that took the power grid out, how quickly things would go to shit.
And they put it into a really good perspective.
I'll try to I'll find the name of it afterwards.
But it's like I'm pretty quickly.
Can't they get it back up pretty quickly?
No, no, no.
Like devastating damage to like main centers of the way that I can't remember the names of all this shit.
I just saw it transiently.
But it takes it takes like six months to get this shit back on the road.
It's like to get back to some sort of normal.
It would be six months.
There's only one system for all of America.
No, it's not.
There's one system.
I can see you're asking questions that I don't know the exact facts to.
But I'm talking so I'm not going to disclose my sources, but I've spoken to people who take like they're very educated in this stuff.
Let me put it that way.
These are very secret sources.
No, I just don't want to be name dropping people.
But and I'll tell you as soon as we go upstairs.
But it's like reliable sources of the stuff where it's like it takes months for that stuff to get back to normal.
And they don't that's not like super public knowledge because but it is it is public knowledge.
If you look this stuff up, you can find it all this stuff where if the power grid were to go down.
But it takes months and months to get that shit back online.
Like if there's heavy damage done to the infrastructure, it's a nightmare.
It's not as easy to get back online as you think it is.
And it's we'd have to go back to like live in like we were like in 18 fucking 90.
Yeah. So like suburbia like right now, like we're we're not in a horrible position here.
Like right here where the type of area that you live, you're not awful, but like you're best off in the country.
And my what I'm saying is that my dad's place is so far away.
You're like the people who are going to live like the people who aren't going to account for that are most of the people that live in the country.
And that's just due to population density.
And a lot of these communities are closely connected, even though they cover large expanses of land.
Everybody knows one another because a lot of these people don't leave these country towns.
So those are the people who aren't going to be murdering one another.
Those are the people who are going to find some semblance of order.
There's still going to be issues. People are still going to be bad.
But you can just it's easier to control everybody.
Yeah. But like I have like Internet stuff.
You just have a public meeting and like the place where I go Ted Kaczynski fucking go into the woods and shit.
And it's just like if you're in the country, dude, nobody is going to really be like if you're as far off the grid as this place.
You're not going to go out of your way up there.
It's just if you're saying like, hey, I might have a meal up that hill.
It's not worth it. You're going to be looking other places.
So like it's just such a good fucking location.
And I'm like my dad's completely on board with it now.
And I'm glad he is.
My girlfriend still looks at me crazy every time I bring it up.
But regardless, I want to have a gun that I have access to pretty readily if some shit like that happens.
I don't plan on ever.
Like I just want to be able to know that I have a means because do you have a gun that's all the power in the world?
Or at least it gives you a chance if you go up against somebody else who has one because I'm not worried about where I made man.
Samuel Colt made man equal.
Yeah, like I'm not I'm not worried about where I am.
If I'm I'm not worried about getting to this place, if I'm not at work or if I'm at home, I can get there.
I know exactly how to do that. If I had to do it on foot.
I've been autistic about this shit.
I don't want to have this. No, that's that's something I can't afford.
That is something I can't like I said, I know how to get there on foot if I have to from I could get there from here easily.
I would know how to make it take forever.
It would take forever. It would be weeks to make it there on foot.
But I could do it.
But like I want to be able to have access to a firearm in that situation because it's like it doesn't hurt to do a little like I'm not going to make this like my life goal to
go off the grid and do all this shit like I'm not going to become a hermit.
I just want to have at least some semblance of a plan because it might not work.
I might get fucking found out. I might get fucking gatted and taken for everything and do whatever.
It's like it just that dude that mass panic is going to cause a shit show where I live right now.
I fuck neither. I'm not going to be named dropping streets and stuff.
I live in such a horrible location right now.
It is so high densely populated. I am right next to a bridge that has my entire world on the other side of it.
I don't know anybody across the Hudson at all.
Really on my side, the side that I live on.
Everything I know is on this side.
And it's like that's where everything that's where I got to go is.
So do lives on your side of the river.
Yeah. But so do is not where I'm going.
It's like power grid gets taken out.
If you're listening, so do.
So do I would literally my game plan would be because you know the bridge that is off the main street of the city that I live in.
I am not getting across that bridge in a fucking apocalypse.
That is going to be a hot zone. That is going to be like fucking twisted towers from fucking or whatever the fuck that name is from Fortnite.
That's going to be the hub of all the action.
You have like three points of access within like 15 miles to get across that lake, that river.
And it's not really swimmable. You could.
No, you could. But it's not you die almost instantly.
No, you could. You could.
No, you're scared. Your skin would actually know the water is not.
The water is not toxic. I've swam in it before.
It's disgusting.
Swim the Hudson River.
Well, no. Wearing like gear to do it.
I was doing a fire class, but no.
But like the water is not going to like incinerate your skin and boil you like.
Sure. It's not good for you.
Like, don't take a dip in it like just for fun.
But like fucking rip currents though in the Hudson or what you got to worry about.
The rip currents are there, but like realistically, there are thin parts.
There's another thing that I've accounted for and planned if I had to.
Thankfully, I'm getting out of there in a little bit.
But like the same thing is a firearm in that situation crossing that bridge.
If I'm lucky enough to be home, hopefully with my significant other,
because she's going to have the game plan down to get there, too, if I can fucking convince her.
Is just that bridge is the major hurdle after that bridge.
I can do what I got to do and the car will most likely get me there taking back roads.
But that bridge is the problem.
Bridges are a shit show.
That's that's that's the same type of thing.
Emily is a fucked such a liability with fucking survival situations.
I'll be like, I like I'd had a taker with me, but I'd be like, you're such a fucking liability right now.
Yeah. And that's why I want a place that's so far out of the way, because we just came here.
Same. It would be a nightmare that would way too trusting, way too nice.
Just pull up here and everybody brings all the guns they have untitled podcast.
Hold up my I got a shotgun and I'm trying to get a bolt action.
But I plan on getting a shotgun like as soon as I move and I'm applying for a pistol permit as soon as I move, because if I apply now, I'll be going to Albany.
That's the worst. Like if I was you, I would get it.
I'd get your pistol permit where you're at.
I can't, though, if I move out of the county when I do it, that's it's going to get bounced.
And I'm already I already signed a lease agreement.
I'm already moving back. So it's it doesn't matter.
But I was going to say, because I live in Albany County and getting my pistol permit there is a fucking nightmare.
I'm still going through it. So I lost because during covid they lost all my paperwork.
So I had to start from the fucking beginning.
I have a fucking 1911 that's paid off in the fucking at a gun store that's just waiting for me.
So I have I have a couple connections who not I'm not making myself seem like a big deal, but I just know people who are like police department oriented and local government people.
And I can get the process sped along as much as is possible.
And it's still looking like six months to a year minimum and normal people.
And that sucks because I can't legally just like throw a fucking shotgun in the back of my car and keep it there.
And that's what I want. Actually, you can if you have it in a case that's locked.
Yeah, but that's that's a lot to ask.
And I also don't want to carry that around everywhere.
I would much rather just have a handgun.
And it's like I don't know.
Like the thing is getting your pistol permit isn't super hard.
It's just tedious. Getting your concealed carry is a fucking nightmare.
And that's that's ultimately where I'm going.
That's how you're able to like secure a firearm in your vehicle.
You need a concealed you need a concealed carry for that for the pistol.
Yeah, you can do it. It's not incredibly hard.
It just it takes longer.
But that's what I want, because if I'm at work, I'm obviously not going to be packing.
Not with what I'm doing. You can't do that.
I mean, some fucking cowboys do, which is bizarre to me.
I've known. Yeah, you're not allowed to.
But some fucking people still do. But I've known some cowboys.
Yeah. And it's that's insane to me.
But no, I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to do that shit.
But I at least want to be able to.
So like if shit goes crazy and I realize like I'm sure there's going to be a charge where I work with people like we're going to stay.
We're going to be noble. Yeah, they're all going to die.
So you're going to do the best road.
Like that. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. To them. I'm fucking out of here.
Answering the call. What are we going to do? Control the streets?
What are we taking them? You think the hospital's going to be OK?
Oh, my God. I would steal so much shit before I left, though.
You might as well steal a whole bunch of medical equipment and leave.
You might as well run up the fucking twin towers after the plane hit them.
Like, Jesus Christ, I remember when I was I remember when I was like in college, I had so planned out.
This is the first time I was in college and I was like, this is before I was an EMT or anything.
I was like, I think the first thing I'd do if that shit happened was I'd like go to an EMS station,
steal an ambulance and then like start a community and just be the doctor of it.
It was like, what the fuck am I talking about?
Back on that now is like, why did I think that was like I had my group of buddies and really?
Yeah, like, well, you'll be this role. I'll be this role.
Like, we'll all do this. And we all thought it was like a great idea and it would totally work.
And we had an idea set up for it. And it's like, this is so fucking stupid.
Yeah, but you but the thing is all of us have medical experience,
which would be valuable to other people so we could trade like, you know, someone's hurt.
We could trade like something that we want from them with medical treatment.
Be like, hey, you have like like X amount of ammo that I want your fucking arms pretty fucked up.
I'll help. I'll help patch you up if you give me X amount of fucking.
That's how it used to be. Shit. I don't know, man.
I feel like people are going to be so untrusting that something like medical experience,
they're just going to think that you're getting close and to kill them.
I just I don't think that I think I think that we I mean,
we have seen through history time and time again how desperate
and how quick people get desperate in times like that.
And that panic is insane. People who are completely fine like us,
like talking to one another right now, when you realize that like you have a decision
that your brain is all of a sudden telling you life or death mode,
we all have that switch that flips and that's the shit that's going to get 60 percent of people killed.
Sure, some people will starve and that or die of thirst.
And that's going to happen in a lot of instances, especially high rise buildings like in cities and stuff like that.
That's going to account for a huge number.
But murder is going to be a huge thing, too.
Oh, yeah. There's a lot of people not getting down those stairs.
There's a lot of people not getting down those stairs.
And then there's a lot of people walking those streets that can get down those stairs.
And they're all looking for the same shit.
And they're not going to care what they have to do to get it.
And that switch is going to flip and it's going to be fucking bad.
And if you're a trusting person, that's going to get you killed.
I want to like, I don't know, like I would I would trust you guys in an apocalypse.
But it's like, I'm not going to be trusted.
Most of my co-workers like I don't fucking you're you need to reel your social circle in.
Like I'm going to you got to you got to switch into a different mindset of I have a plan instead of I'm panicking.
I will kill somebody just because I think I have to.
Like there's two mindsets you can go down and you need to be the logical thinker that can get where you need to go and have a plan.
I mean, I would need to borrow your gun if there's a pop pop.
Oh, yeah. Oh, you can just get a gun.
Hey, you said you had the bolt action.
So did you get the shotgun yet?
So, yeah.
Yeah. Ali Max not get back to me.
I think power grids down.
I can't get anything from him.
Yeah. I know I said all that stuff about guns, but like, no, come on, man.
I really want to go.
We're not going to really have any way to contact each other except by face to face.
I mean, and that's the thing is, dude, think of how much that entails.
Does that panic alone if they even just took down the phone grid, that is enough to incite a mass panic.
If they even just took down our cell service, that would be enough.
I could still work and that would still be a fucking problem because there would be people who are like, I don't have service.
Oh, my God. The person next to me doesn't have service.
Is this it? I'm going to a grocery store.
That's everybody's fucking.
And it's like, I got a stock up.
And it's like, yeah, what are you going to do there?
How much cash you got in your wallet, buddy? Probably not much.
You think the fucking card reader works down there? No.
Like you're going to fucking walk down into the Thunderdome when you get down to Hannaford, buddy.
That place is going to be looking like whatever the fucking are going to be paying.
I have so much rice stockpiled. It's fucking unbelievable.
What's the name of the fucking grocery stores in fallout? Super Duper Mart.
Yeah, it's going to look like fucking Super Duper Mart down there in fucking Hannaford.
If you try going down there, like if all the places you could Tilted Towers, that was the name.
No, it was Tilted. It was Tilted Towers. Yeah.
Yeah, that's going to be Tilted Towers. That and the fucking bridges.
Stay the fuck away from them. Yep.
Also, stay away from any town that's close to water because people congregate by those areas.
That's where I fucking live. I literally live on the fucking river. We all do.
We're all very close. Like you need to be country. You got to be out there.
Dan's got a bus. We can go. Yeah, we'll make more bus.
You don't want to be relying on vehicles though.
No, we got to live on the road. We'll be like Mad Max, dude.
We'll get guns. Traveling's bad. Traveling's real bad. Don't like that at all.
What a lovely day. I go out to the sticks. I go up way in the north of Adirondacks and just be fucking,
build a log cabin or some shit. And there's people who just like, and I completely get this,
and wow, I understand it, and I do want to train myself to a certain level where I can do it.
And I am going to go on like a couple solo trips to gain confidence in myself and know I can do it if I have to.
But like some people are just going to turn into campers and like hunters.
And that is a sustainable way of living. If you know how to do it.
You can easily run to Adirondacks. I've done that. I've done like camping, like solo camping, like all that shit.
I went into the woods once for six months and didn't come back. I jerked off when Bigfoot saw me.
I jerked off to a bear that was scratching a tree.
That's how people lived for thousands of years before like 200 years ago.
Like I feel fine. I'm confident like in the woods. Like I've done it enough. I feel confident in it.
I know how to fucking, I know what plants around here are poisonous. I know which ones aren't because I've just done it.
And that's enough planning. That right there is enough planning because if you can say,
oh, there's a huge expanse of woods here, nobody's rooting around the woods.
Unless there's somebody who's thinking like you, in which case they're also going to be independent,
and they have no reason to take anything from you.
Yeah.
Unless they know where you are. You got to cover your tracks too.
But it's like you can do that. And I want to have that as like a solid backup plan because I've never camped before in my life.
I'll admit that. And I wanted to.
We should go camping sometime.
We will. And I have another buddy who I especially want you to meet. I think you'd hit it off with him really well.
We should go camping sometime.
But he's like hardcore into the camping stuff. And I've talked to him about it. He loves doing the solo camping stuff.
He goes out for weeks at a time and he doesn't take like anything with him.
The craziest solo camping I've done was during the winter time. I did four days in the winter time and it snowed and that sucked.
But you know, you get used to it.
I don't know. I'm just being like sentimental now. But it's like I'm also like I'm stockpiling vinyl because it's like you're not going to be able to rely on a cell phone.
Oh, I have a shit set of vinyl.
Vinyl?
Yeah.
Vinyl for what?
Like records.
Or you could do tapes.
Because a record player uses so little power and honestly so do speakers.
You mean Spotify is not going to work?
Well, no. But using your phone over and over.
Well, what if I got it downloaded though? I got all my songs downloaded.
Exactly. But you've got to keep the phone charged though.
So I'll just use a battery.
And also these phones aren't meant to last forever. They're meant to be used for a handful of years and then they're going to shit out on you.
Get a tape.
Vinyl's not going to do that.
Get a Walkman, dude.
You've got to think long term. Is this going to last me the rest of my life? Is a question I ask myself way more than I ever have when I'm like buying something.
I always used to buy like the bargain shit and stuff. But now like when it comes to certain things, I'm like, why not just fucking invest?
It's like the stock market.
I don't know how much the stocks are going to go down when the apocalypse happens.
There's not going to be a stock market.
There's not going to be stocks. You want to know what the biggest Tilted Towers is going to be?
It's going to be fucking Wall Street, dude.
I don't want to live with a world without stock.
Those people and you don't even have to worry about them shooting each other. They're going to shoot themselves.
They're going to be like, Oh my God, everything's gone. What do I do without the concept of money?
No, that's what I do on Friday evening.
That's what me and Dan do.
Dude, but I just I just make a fucking cabin in the woods, man.
So the cabin's ambitious. I think you got to think more like Shantytown.
Because I would like at first it'd be like that. But like the long term goal was to be make a cabin.
Yeah, you can do that with enough time. But it's it's dude.
When it's the fucking apocalypse, you have more than enough time to do everything.
There's nothing else to do.
You do. But you also got to think about and this is just like, dude, I know I've seemed like I'm just rattling shit off here, but I have really have gone down this rabbit hole.
You got to think about how many calories you're burning right there because you have to be able to back that up with your food intake.
There's no one in the fucking woods and shit and rabbits and all that shit.
Yeah, but that's because right now, how many of us are hunters?
Not a huge percentage of the population. If you're deep in the fucking woods with no one else around, that's fucking free territory.
But you want to know how many people are going to be out in the woods when nothing else is around.
That's going to be the thing.
The people who make it out of that fucking city are going to be the ones who go to the suburbs, somehow kill somebody with a rifle, and they're fucking out here trying to hunt for the first time.
Those are the people you got to watch out for.
Those are the people who are going to fucking shoot you.
They'll shoot a deer, probably fucking miss.
They probably don't even know how the gun works, but regardless, like, how do I read the shootings that we've gone to?
They probably don't.
We got a racket, dude.
How do you do that?
Yeah, I think you go like this with it.
I don't know.
You rip out the bolt.
We would go to some shootings and be like, you guys were standing next to each other.
How do you shoot each other in the foot?
Yeah, no, those are fucking bad.
That's actually a decent shot, too.
I am, too.
But the reason why you see so much shit like that is because you think those fucking guys are going to a range ever.
No, they fucking bought that gun from fucking their buddy Alfredo 20 minutes before they fucking went to the shooting.
I saw the interview of one of X's killers.
They were asking him about what guns looked like.
He's like, I don't really know much about how guns work.
Yeah, because they truly don't.
They think, oh, I'll be fine.
But in the moment, stress is such a colossal factor.
If you think you're just like...
You and me got into a heated argument, and I've never fired a gun before.
I'm going to think that I can shoot you in the head.
But if I tried to, I'd probably fucking shoot over there or some shit.
Because you've never been in that stressful of a scenario.
That's like... I don't fucking know.
It's a stress.
Yeah, your muscles don't work when you're under that kind of stress unless you've practiced for that shit.
It's like I've never understood my range friends until I've gotten to...
I mean, a lot of my ex-roommates friends.
Until I got to talk to them, the root of almost every single one of them owning firearms is in case shit hits the fan.
When they go to the range, it's in case shit hits the fan.
They hope that they never have to use it.
They do just enjoy it as a hobby.
But they train the fucking quick shot stuff and stuff like that.
Because you never know if that's going to come down to saving your life.
They're not thinking of some guy robbing a bank and being a hero.
They're thinking of when the world implodes.
I got a gun and I know how to use it and that is a colossal advantage over everybody else.
You hope you don't have to.
Just the ownership of it helps.
That's the thing.
That's why I wanted a shotgun and a bolt action.
Because a bolt action, I'm going to get a scope for with that.
But my shotgun, literally you fucking are within 10 feet.
Actually, video games do it the wrong way.
It's like if you're within fucking 30 yards of somebody, you can kill somebody with a shotgun.
Pretty easily.
The spread on them isn't that.
It's much more concentrated than most people think.
Don't get me wrong, you do have your exceptions.
But 30 yards away, shotguns still lethal.
99% of your shotguns, yeah. Absolutely.
I got a 12 gauge that has buckshot and I have a slug with that too.
I don't buy birdshot because it's fucking stupid.
Birdshot is just like, oh, it's just going to make a person feel not nice.
Yeah, birdshot is an ideal ammunition for like, if your only purpose behind getting a gun is you don't think the world's ever going to end because you're fucking stupid.
And you think that if somebody tries to rob your house and for some reason you have this advantage that they don't have a gun or anything.
That's who they sell birdshot to.
Is just the people who think that birdshot, they're like, I don't want to kill anybody.
It's like that one fucking, it's like that one Dave Chappelle sketch.
It's like, hurry, I need, I need ammunition for my shotgun.
And he just pulls out one. He just goes, this here's birdshot.
And he just goes, birdshot, birdshot, buckshot.
No, he just goes, this is birdshot.
And he just looks at him. He goes, that won't kill a man.
He goes, this here's buckshot.
That'll put a hole in any other size of a fucking quarter.
And he just goes, so what do you need?
And he just goes and he picks up the buckshot and starts shaking it.
I thought, I thought the way this was, was he shot the guy with the birdshot.
He's like freaking out. He's like, all right, you got one more of those.
That's the buckshot.
He's like, that would be a deterrent.
Some fucking like hoodlum coming up to your house, trying to rob it.
If you shoot them with buck, if you shoot them with a fucking birdshot, they're not a problem anymore.
Like that's they're going to leave. They're going to realize they fucked with the wrong person.
They're probably going to think they got actually shot by a bullet and they're going to walk away.
We'll say have a gun, but like in an apocalypse, birdshot, what the fuck are we doing?
So get a gun, get a fucking buy a nerf gun while you're at it.
That's about as effective. Jesus Christ.
So what I have for, for, for my, uh, for my thing, I keep buckshot buy it for like home invaders and stuff.
And I keep slugging like the safe for like, you know, and I just keep stockpiling slug just in case, you know, shit hits a fan or whatever, because I'm like, slug the home invaders.
Slug is slug will go through a fucking wall and like hit a person.
I'm like the whole thing, like one of the things essentially a mini, mini cannonball.
It's like a, yeah, slug is a solid projectile.
The whole fucking obliterate that like, you don't want you when you fucking shoot a home invader.
That's why you don't use a fucking bolt action because you can shoot through the fucking wall and into the next person's fucking house.
Yeah. I didn't call it duty. Yeah.
There's no real damage fall off there unless you're shooting through like a hard lumber.
Yeah. Cause like this whole thing, the whole thing with gun safety, the first one is always treat your gun like it's loaded.
Obviously never aim at anything. Never, never, never aim at anything that you're not willing to destroy.
And the third, the third one that people always forget is know what's behind your target.
Yeah.
Because people are like, people are like, what do you mean know what's behind your target?
I'd be like, because bullets go through things.
I even heard it's know what's around your target just because of the chance of a stray ricochet.
Yeah. But they're like, no, like know what's behind your target.
Yeah.
Like check your targets too. Like type thing.
I'm not thinking about all that much. If I, if, if everything were to go to plan, if the power grid were to fall off, I'd be able to get out to my, my place.
And I really hope that at minimum, my dad and my girlfriend would also make it.
And that would, that would be awesome. But like at the same point, I hate to say, and this is also something I'm like trying to get through to the girlfriend.
So it's like, if you're working in the city, the place that you do not going to lie, you're, you're in the shit.
You are in like dead center, like inside of a hospital in the center of the most densely populated area within like 50 miles of us.
Like, this is just not a good spot for you, but regardless.
And like, I'd just be like, I don't know what I like.
I'm not going to be able to find you if this stuff happens, like it's not going to be.
And I'm trying to make it sound like in a way where it's like, oh, you don't want to come for me.
It's like, it's not that I don't want to come for you.
It's that if this shit happened while you were at work, I would have no way to find you.
And if I tried to, I would get myself killed like 99% of the time.
So like, we just got a plan.
Like, you just got to know how you're going to get out of there.
And like, you work there, like, you know how to, you know, you know the way you take to work and the way you have for several months.
Like, you know the back roads from there, I'm sure from like road work and all that shit.
Like, just get a plan in place.
You can make it happen.
If you're more prepared than everybody else and you're one of the first people to pull the trigger when it's like, oh, do we go home from work or do we stay and see if they fix it?
No, they're not going to fucking fix it.
Bounce.
If other people outside, like if you can tell something's iffy and all the lights go out and everybody starts to get real sketchy, bail.
Bail. Just bail immediately.
So as soon as my, you're saying anytime my power goes out, I should just go off the grid?
No, no, no, because there's other indicators.
You'll be able to pull out your phone.
You'll be able to see if you have cell service.
That's a huge one.
If I can't, if the power goes out and I look at my phone and I don't have cell service, that's bad.
That's real fucking bad because that's that's a that's not just like a power outage.
That is a massive power outage because every cell phone tower that my phone could pick up does not have power.
And that's that's real fucking bad.
That's that's probably like my first trigger of like this is the big one.
I'm in fight or flight mode immediately from that point on until proven otherwise.
Until I find out that there's another logical explanation for which realistically I don't think you could come up with one.
I've had power outages.
And then when fucking China tried to take us down, I've had a cell phone outage.
I have never had both of those at the same time.
And if I did have to sit and they both crashed at the same time or like within a couple of minutes of one another, we got problems.
Yeah. You have to go to the grocery store and buy bread.
I have to fucking go to fight club at the Hanford.
Yeah, no, I'd have to find a way to get across that bridge.
I mean, I don't think the bridge would be a problem.
Casey, I mean, that's so it seems like you have some element of planning, at least to a certain extent.
Casey, what would you do if that happened?
If that happened right now, when you were down here with me and Tyler, what would you do?
You guys are here, so I just go with one of you.
You think you think I'm just going to let you piggyback?
I would absolutely.
But like, I'm going to shoot.
What if I do stout?
What if I left?
Tyler leaves.
We go home or most of the way home.
Power goes out.
Cell phone goes out.
What is your next action there?
Like, seriously, I'm getting my life.
I'm trying to fucking.
I'm just trying to like hunger down at my house, survive.
But you live in a suburb, dude.
People will come here like quickly.
People will be at your house.
There's going to be people going door to door.
You can't stay here.
That's not an option.
I go to Tyler's.
I'd be like, can I get a go?
No, I'd be gone.
OK, just that alone.
I don't think you realize how difficult that is to get to Tyler's.
Like, do you realize how many accidents there's going to be?
People aren't responding to these accidents.
They result in conflicts that result in fucking death.
And a lot of roads aren't going to be passable.
Damn.
This shit is going to happen a lot quicker than you think it will.
If that's the way it goes.
Don't get me wrong.
We could just get a fucking bomb dropped over us and it's fucking curtains for everybody.
I'm not buying a fallout shelter.
If they drop the bomb, it won't be my problem for too long.
I'll be all right.
Whatever happens.
Yeah, if they drop the bomb, you'll probably die from radiation.
Yeah, I don't.
That's a world that I don't think is worth living in.
But I also don't think that's going to happen.
I think it's going to be the cyber shit.
I know.
I think you've got to try to...
I'll make a fucking religious fucking zealotry fucking compound in the woods.
I'd really try to get out in nature, like in the Adirondacks or something, where nobody can find you.
And just try to use fucking survival skills.
So the thing is, everybody's just like, well, if so many people...
The Adirondacks is so fucking big, it could take everybody in the state,
and we would still have fucking space all around.
It could, but you've got to think, it's...
The real concentration of people is going to be off of all the main roads,
off of all the highways that run through the Adirondacks.
Like, getting to here...
Like, I'm telling you right now, if you were in your car...
You go off of 9N. 9N's the fucking way to go, because it's not the highway.
But then you take a fucking road off of 9N.
There's fucking...
There's 9N, then there's the fucking...
There's some random fucking bypass in the middle of the fucking nowhere.
You're still talking highways though, dude.
This is... These are roads that everyone knows.
These... They're all going to be shit shows.
And everything off of that is going to be hard to get to.
Like, sure, if you're able to make it that far, sure.
I don't think you're going to be able to make it that far up 9N, though.
You cannot rely on a highway for anything.
You need to know how to get there back roads.
Because it's... That's... Those...
9N is the back road.
The north way is the way to get up there.
9N is a main road. Dude, you got fucking two, sometimes three lanes.
No, I'm talking about fucking like exit 24 above 9N.
Still though, that's a main road. It's a number, dude.
You need to be thinking streets, roads, avenues.
Like, that's your method of tracking.
There isn't that many highways, fucking boulevards.
Yeah, you're not... I'm not looking for routes.
Fucking Henry Johnson.
I'm not looking for routes. I'm not looking for any of that stuff.
Even when you're in the country, you still don't want to fuck with that shit.
Because there's still the main methods of travel within there.
Obviously, when you get into the country, some of that's going to be unavoidable.
But if you're on foot, or you have a vehicle that's able to do it,
stay the fuck off the road then.
But, no, because the fucking thing is, in order to get out there,
there's only... Like, and when you get out far enough into the fucking woods,
there's only the fucking main roads. There isn't side roads.
Exactly. But once you've made it that far, you're in the clear.
It's from point A to point B.
The population density here is still...
horrible for this scenario.
This is going to be like...
Especially because these are the... This is where people have guns.
Like, a lot of guns. In the cities, there's not...
There's a lot of people who, like, if they've lived there for a while,
there's either so low income that they don't have guns,
or they don't fucking know how to use them.
Or you have these people who have...
There's just not... The gun density is not in cities.
The gun density is in fucking suburbia and country land.
This is like... This place scares me almost as much as the city,
if suburbs didn't surround every city.
But, like, yeah, I don't know. If you're in the city during this shit,
you are in final boss mode until you make it out.
It actually might be bad for everybody in the city to have guns,
because I feel like there'd be more shootings,
because there's more conflict, because people are closer together.
I think it just speeds it up.
I think that everything that would happen in a city is inevitable.
And I think that... There's slight variations.
I think slightly more people will get out.
But, like, if everybody in the city had guns, it's just gonna speed it up.
It's just so many people are gonna starve.
So many people are going to murder one another
by whatever means they have necessary,
because you're not going anywhere.
You're in the city. To walk down the street,
you're gonna have to encounter so many other hungry,
awful people that if they think you have anything,
they're gonna fucking come for you and kill you.
And it's just gonna be tough to get out of that area.
And that's the scariest part to me.
Like, thankfully, where I'm moving is, like,
edge of suburbia, so damn close to country.
Like, I am right on the fringe of the suburbia outlying Albany.
So, like, I am... I'm in a pretty good spot where if I'm home when it happens,
I think my vehicle's gonna get me to where I need to go.
But if it doesn't, I still know what I have to do.
And I don't think that's a bad idea.
Even if you get, like... For example, for you, Tyler,
like, if you want to set up a camp in the woods or something,
why not just build, like, a little fucking lean-to
or a little wooden structure in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Just in your spare time. Just know where it is. Only you.
You just got your little cash there.
Bunch of cans of Chef Boyardee, something like that.
You don't have to buy the property.
Technically, you don't.
I'm gonna say, dude, you go far back enough in the woods,
nobody's gonna know.
Everybody owns property, though.
Yeah, everybody owns property. They're not fucking patrolling it every day.
You think these people with, like, 100 acres of country land...
You don't think those people in the country would shoot you on sight?
No, dude, you gotta go state...
They're not patrolling, dude.
No, you gotta fucking... You gotta state-owned land that you can't build.
Say, what in an apocalypse?
And that is true, too. If you, like, walk into the Adirondack National Park,
dude, there is nothing out there.
You have houses, and the land that these people own, sure, they own it all,
but, like, dude, a lot of it's also the national park
that isn't owned by anybody other than the state.
But, like, even the people that do own land out there,
they own a shitload of it, there is nothing on it but their house.
That's not farmland. They're not patrolling it.
Maybe they have a couple hunting cameras, if that's their schtick, but...
I mean, my uncle had a fucking camp up on a lake
that he lives in North Carolina, like, 90% of the year,
and just comes up here. I'm just gonna fucking take that.
I don't care. And if he fucking wants to take it back from me,
he's gonna have a problem.
You're like, yeah, I mean, I like him, he's my uncle,
but if you're gonna try to take that from me, I'm not gonna let you do that.
Yeah. That's why it's just, like, I don't know,
you go to, like, the people who are most trusted in your life.
And, like I said, if this were to happen right now, absolutely.
You, like, you two would be like, all right, there's enough out there,
we can make this shit work from here, let's fucking go,
follow me in your cars, the more cars we have right now, the better.
If one of us fucking gets hit...
Fucking get him.
We're gonna kill him.
Fucking get that boy.
We're gonna kill them or we're gonna get killed.
Like, absolutely. I'd be willing to lay my life down there,
but I can't say to everybody I love, like, oh, yeah, here's the address.
Like...
Yeah.
Here's Matt Rempey.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like, I don't know, I got my dad convinced,
working on the girlfriend.
It's hard to talk about this shit and not sound crazy, though.
But it's like, I really, truly don't...
I don't see how it's crazy.
I don't see how it's crazy, because all these experts on, like,
global climate and political climate, rather,
and just, like, overall the political state of the planet,
where our resources are at, the way everything's trending
and they all say that the odds of, like, World War III occurring
sometime in the next five years is, like, 70%.
That's insane to me.
That is a...
That's a ridiculous likelihood.
And you think the likelihood's just gonna go down there
because we made it through the five years?
No, it probably goes fucking up from there.
Like, it's gonna happen.
And it's just, like, just a little bit of planning.
Yep.
The stock market crash, the World War III, and the apocalypse.
So look forward to it.
And truth be told, the more that I look into this stuff, too,
of, like, just potential scenarios of how this could happen,
because it affects my plans in certain instances,
like vehicle functionality and stuff like that.
But a lot of these theories revolve around the stock market collapsing
and that leading to the main downfall.
Mm.
That would probably do it.
So the thing is, I understand where you're coming from.
I don't think we're at that point yet.
And I don't know if we're gonna be at that point.
It's a possibility, but I still don't believe that we're at that point
or we're even as close as you think we are to that point.
I think that I like having it as a backup plan,
but I still think that we got, you know, a chance.
Okay, so one, it is.
That's exactly what it is.
It's a backup plan.
I'm not putting all of my money into this.
This is like, this is the chump change.
This is your little, I don't know what you fucking call it, your little...
Penny stock.
Yeah, it's my penny stock.
It's your day trade.
I'm just throwing a little shit at you.
Yeah, I'm just day trading penny stocks over there.
That's like, a little bit of money gets set aside to it every now and then,
not even every paycheck.
But like, dude, what you're thinking right now is what I told myself
for the past like two years, even though internally I've been really stressed out.
But dude, at some point, you just got to face the facts.
This climate that we are in right now is fucking bad.
It's not good.
And the election, and I'm not going to be like,
I'm not going to incite fucking panic amongst the listeners that don't exist.
Hold out your hats.
Yeah, but like, this election, there's no good way it's going to end up.
And just with China and Russia and everything happening in the Middle East,
Russia.
It's just there's so many potential triggers just for a fucking nightmare,
even outside of political stance.
It's like, it's not like I'm not banking on this and I'm not saying,
but like, dude, don't live in that blissful ignorance.
Oh, I'm not.
That nothing's going to happen because when it does, you're going to regret it.
There's nothing that's going to happen.
Like, I'm not.
Yeah, it's just I don't.
I think that you're, the human body likes to fucking downplay shit like this
because it's scary and it is.
If an apocalypse happened and a fucking hot vampire mommy came up that was seven
feet tall.
Where is she coming from, Tyler?
You know, just fucking tried to kill me.
You can't live in fear, though.
You can't just think about everything that could happen and live in fear of it.
But that's the thing, though.
You could have a plan.
It's not fear.
It's just I'm acknowledging that there's a very high likelihood of it.
Is the day even coming?
I don't know.
Yeah.
But like I said, it's not even like a guarantee this works.
My plan is still 50-50.
I'm not claiming to be an expert here.
Like, there's people who take this shit way more seriously than I am.
And also, like, I might just get fucked up.
Like, stuff can go downhill pretty quick.
Like, I keep saying, it's just like I might just get got and that'll be it.
And that's OK.
But it's like at least I'll know in that moment that I had a plan and it might not have
been according to plan, but I'll be happy with myself in that moment when I die,
knowing that, like, I was more prepared than most.
And like, I'm not living in fear.
It's not what it is.
It's not really fear.
It's like I hope I never have to use this shit.
Do I think I will?
Eventually.
Maybe you should be living in fear.
I don't think living in fear is a benefit in any sense of the word.
Because if I'm living in fear, then I'm not enjoying life.
And I'd rather enjoy life.
Because I think there's a good chance that if this shit goes down, there's a very good chance.
Even if I make it there, I'm not going to be enjoying life.
I'm going to be surviving.
And who knows?
Maybe that six month period never comes around because, you know, 80% of the population's gone.
Nah, bro.
You just go off the grid and live in the woods for a little while and come back in a few years
with all the fallout lifts.
All the radiation.
So that's why the most research I've done into is like, do I think it's going to be a nuke?
No.
Do I think it's going to be a cyber attack?
Yes.
Because if they cyber attack us good enough, those nukes, maybe they'll work.
But we're probably not going to fire them.
We're just going to fucking cyber attack the fuck out of them.
And that is honestly about equates to dropping bombs everywhere with how long society is going to take to rebuild from that.
But the planet, the planet will be better off for that.
Because like if let's just say Russia says fuck it, fuck America, we're going to destroy America.
We're dropping nukes on everything.
The entire world is fucked for hundreds of years if they do that.
Like that's not that's just that that's all politics and saying like, oh, we can nuke the fuck out of you.
And it's going to it's going to kill all of you.
And then it won't be your problem.
But it's like they're going to suffer the same way we will.
It's going to be a little bit.
Destruction.
Yeah.
But it's not even mutually assured.
It's the entire planet at that point.
Talking about nuclear weapons on that scale, like Fukushima, Chernobyl, we see how much we saw.
We still see effects even from Chernobyl happen in the fucking 80s.
It's like actually might have been before that.
But regardless, I think we're losing the audience.
I don't think we are.
I think we're just losing you.
I don't think so.
I think that this is what we should take a look at.
We should. We absolutely should.
But we're still feeling the effects of that shit now.
And here's your schema.
Now, it's lucky those are fine.
I don't know.
I said they're fine.
My conspiracy theory for the day.
Chernobyl is the reason why autism is so prevalent now.
I think it was already there.
Yeah.
So don't don't don't do project twenty twenty five kids.
And that what we started at have a plan.
Wait, it's twenty two.
It's Friday, twenty, twenty five.
Literally what we started out early and then just kind of just devolved into this.
Yeah, don't trust.
Don't trust the conservative.
Don't trust the home.
We never trust the ho that don't trust me.
We'll be back on Untitled podcast.
She was a.
Hello.
Welcome back.
We're on the ADHD podcast.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm joined by the listeners.
I know we're coming back from the break and it's all I'm going to say on it, but you just it's not bad to have a plan when everything goes south.
All right.
Let's start project twenty twenty five.
No, that was not what I was referring to.
Welcome, Dan.
I read a little bit of project twenty twenty five.
It was fucking awful.
So now we can hear about it because we just pretend like we know we've been talking about.
You read it, though.
Yeah, it's creepy.
It's like, it's like, dude, all they talked about was how the left is fucking up the country.
Yeah.
They want to all be like extreme.
It's not all they talked about, but it's like it's like their bullet points.
It's just extreme stances on everything.
Isn't it manifesto?
Yes.
When you declare to manifest.
That's exactly what we got.
Casey says yes.
It's a nine hundred page manifesto.
I skipped straight.
I look I look at some of your reading Cliff notes.
I looked at some of the topics they covered right in the thing in the front.
Whatever the fuck that's called.
Whatever it is.
And I went I went straight to the environmental thing.
Right.
I got it right here.
What their plan is for the environment.
And they just mentioned like the left.
The left has done this to the country.
The left has done that.
It's like, dude, what does that have anything to do with anything?
What they're doing?
Like stop mentioning like the other side.
Like just what's your fucking plan?
So you're telling me is that it is a manifesto.
Well, it's like it's fucking kind of creepy.
It's a conservative manifesto.
It's of everything.
Often than not pretty creepy.
It was kind of creepy.
I have creepy vibes.
It was like all the things they accused the left of doing right with all they want to take this away.
They want to do that.
They want to do this.
It's like they just like came out with a bullet point fucking list of like I don't know.
It's just it's it is kind of it's kind of creepy.
Dude, not going to lie, just like the small segment that I read.
But based off of what I've heard, Donald Trump is kind of distancing himself from Project 2025.
Is that correct?
I don't know.
I don't know enough about it.
I've just seen a bunch of feminists.
He doesn't want to be affiliated with it.
Is that what he said?
Yeah, he.
Okay, I thought he did because it's been blowing up like the past two or three days that it exists and people are being like, but he has to because he wants to get Democrats votes.
Yeah, but even if but the thing is, though, it's like you can put all that shit on paper and say it's your goal.
It's not like they're going to fucking accomplish it.
Like that stuff is still going to come into the public eye and people are fighting against that.
Yeah, I mean, it's dangerous to have those beliefs.
Sure.
And I'm not defending it.
I'm just playing like the way that this would be put into practice if God forbid Donald Trump was like pro Project 2025.
Most of that about the communist manifesto, but then they had the revolution in Russia in 1917 and they become a communist country.
And again, listeners, that's why we prep.
So we prepared.
We just have a plan.
We're not prepping.
We just have a plan.
There's a life back.
Thirty five now.
Tyler, we've had zero involvement from you since the hello.
You got a lot back in here. I think I think the thing I found most creepy is that it's not just like a bull point list of like things they want to accomplish.
It's like they're actively talking about how like their enemy is the left.
Basically, it has nothing to do with like taking care of problems to help the citizens of the country.
It's like they just want to get back at their political opponents.
So listen, listen, I said this before.
I think I've said this before on the podcast.
Them going after Trump legally and all this other stuff opened a door for just political warfare on like a scale that we haven't seen before.
And it's like the thing of like opening Pandora's box.
Like once you open it, you can't shut it type thing like and both sides are equally like guilty of doing it.
I'm not saying like it's like just like a Democrat thing or it's just a Republican thing.
The Democrats started it with like the whole fucking like we're going to impeach Trump.
Oh, that didn't work. We're going to go after him legally.
OK, that didn't work. We're going to go out there.
I'm legally again. You can't play who started it though.
I'm not saying who started it.
I'm just saying like you opened up a box like that.
And like when you open up a box like that, it's just going to keep spiraling.
I don't know, man. I got to disagree.
I think that I think so. I agree.
Pandora's box got opened and I don't think it was by the criminal charges.
He wasn't a box. It was a bag.
Well, all right. Well, we opened the bag on this one.
But I think it was when Trump just showed his debate style where he showed blatant disregard to stating facts.
And when was this the first time he was running like, dude, you look back at his debates.
It was unlike anything else.
He like the fact checkers were going crazy with this shit, but it didn't matter because to people, Trump was someone who was shaking it up.
And it was like whatever. And that's what America wanted at the time.
Like that Disney channel show.
People were bitching about politics when Obama was in office.
Remember that? 2010.
Shut the fuck up.
Do you remember that show?
No.
But it was just like that's when it happened though.
When you go into a debate and you just start going because he would attack people's character and that was out of characteristic.
Right.
And that wasn't something that happened.
He called fucking Ted Cruz the zodiac killer.
Yeah. And like you can't.
Yeah. And then that's the box.
Ron Paul's son.
That's the box.
What's his name again?
Because that point.
Ron Paul?
No, his kid.
Rand Paul?
Rand Paul. Yeah. He said something about the way he looked.
He's like, I could say a lot about the way you look.
I'm just saying I would argue.
And then he would tell fucking Chris Christie that he's fat.
Did he say that?
Yeah.
I think he did.
Or he like referred to him in that way.
He implied it in some way or another.
The Rosie O'Donnell thing is still my favorite thing that he's ever done.
When they're like, you've called all women fat, ugly pig.
He's like, only Rosie O'Donnell.
And he said it so fast.
So fucking quick.
That's what made it hilarious.
Because he didn't even think about it.
He just said only Rosie O'Donnell.
Didn't even know processing time.
He introduced comedy to politics.
He introduced comedy in the way that he debated.
Because the shit he said was funny because it was so outlandish that it was happening in this political uptight.
Everybody has to pretend like they have respect for one another, even though they fucking hate each other's guts type scenario.
And he would just be like, fuck this fat fuck.
I don't give a shit.
He would just say that shit.
And everybody was like, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
And I'm not even.
That's not right either, dude.
And that's not.
But that's the.
I think that's Pandora's Boxer bag, I guess.
When the bag got open, I think that's what it was.
Because ever since then, it was just like, oh, like politics just stopped being taken as a serious subject in this country.
I think after that.
Right.
I think that's what spurred it.
And I'm not saying that we knew the circumstances.
But like.
It just went from something very professional to a fucking blood sport.
So it always was a blood sport.
It was just behind closed doors.
It was a blood sport.
And Trump just kind of brought that to the center stage type thing.
Now it's just like Coliseum blood sport.
Now it's like comedy.
People just want to see war.
People want the war.
They don't just.
Before it was like, oh, yeah, I want my side to win.
But at the end of the day, I don't really care that much because I have my own life going on.
And now everybody is just like.
But I also.
I also think that the.
Politics.
The culture war kind of.
The culture war kind of like fed into that, because I think Trump is a.
Is a is a symptom of the greater disease of the culture war.
Because once like and like we can say whatever we want about it.
But like once the left started like doing things and like movies and like TV shows and like the whole social justice thing and being like DEI.
Like diversity, equity and inclusion type thing like like they did all that shit like that was that's a simp.
That's that's the fucking start and then.
So when segregation stopped, that's when the left.
That's when the problem started.
Casey, what the fuck are you talking about?
I just want to say like diversity is the problem.
Guys like fucking don't play it.
Forced diversity.
Forced.
Casey, I'm not talking about fucking do all the end of slavery was when America started going downhill.
I'm talking about the fucking whole thing where we have this is a literal thing.
Listen, fucker, I'm going to talk and you're going to fucking listen.
OK, I'm fucking doing this shit.
They actually have a fucking list.
This is an actual list that they have in like for Hollywood movies and like TV shows.
You have to have a certain amount of people in you have a certain amount of people of color.
You have to have a certain amount of gay people in it.
You have to have a certain amount of people who are like like who do this shit.
The only race you don't require and only gender you don't require in movies now are white males like that's an actual affirmative action affirmative action.
Trump wouldn't be as powerful as he is if affirmative action never happened.
Trump, but he's white.
No, the power that Trump got from people being angry about affirmative action is the reason why Trump got as far as he did.
I think I think that's just woke culture as a whole.
That was the only issue.
I think that it was just like and I'm not saying like blame Trump for it because it's not his fault.
Like all really all he did was he just changed the game a little bit.
It was just all of a sudden there was this poll like way more polarizing political figure than there ever had been.
And they're introduced into politics and he just rolled with that idea and there was nobody who knew how to combat that.
These are guys who are just nerds that look at fucking they just overview stats and stuff for debates and then Trump threw all that out the window was just like you've that.
Yeah, I think everything you're saying is that you're lying to these people.
You can't do that.
I'm trying to do this in a great direction during the fucking debate last or two weeks ago when he was like, I don't know what he just said.
I don't think he knew what he just said.
That's the only thing he said.
And truth be told, I really do believe Trump went easy on Biden.
But the one thing I did want to say, though, is like we can't shit too hard on like the left or the right with this because like just to put the political spectrum into play here.
Bill Clinton got like fucking canceled back then because he had an affair.
If Trump did that right now, nobody would go to carry Trump.
Everybody was going to vote for him would still do it.
It was just like he's like, oh, Trump fucked an intern.
Was she hot?
Like, that's going to be this voter's question.
Most part is like you fucked a porn star.
That's not going to push people over the edge.
That's fucking sick.
And that's what everybody was thinking.
Like literally, he's like he slept with or had sex with a porn star.
Is that what Biden said?
Yeah, he's something along those lines.
And he's just like, that's fucking awesome.
You're not going to like every man is like who's sitting with his wife is like, oh, yeah, that's terrible.
I was underneath.
He's like, I want to do that.
I was incredibly surprised that he denied that claim instead of just writing.
I thought Trump was going to roll with it, but I think in his mindset, he's like, this guy is blowing it so hard.
I can actually try to be like somewhat official right now.
Well, nobody knows.
Nobody knows what he did.
We got a little bit of an echo.
Oh, yeah, no, he might be your Mike then just a tad.
So project twenty twenty five Casey, can you shut the fuck up about twenty five?
All right.
It's bad for the conservative.
I understand that.
So it details extreme executive branch overhauls.
It lays out plans for criminalizing pornography, disbanding the commerce.
Well, well, well, yeah, that's what Tyler wants that anyway.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got to ask Tyler, look at your shirt and tell me you want to criminalize pornography, disbanding commerce and education department might as well be fucking pornography.
There's no fucking titties or fucking ass.
You could jerk off to completion to that picture.
And I think I definitely could jerk off to completion to this, but I'm not.
But this isn't fucking porn.
This is just women in nice clothing for the audience out there.
Tyler has hentai on his shirt.
I had my shirt.
All right.
I'm going to suggest of anime.
It's suggestive.
Does project twenty twenty five involve banning pornography?
Uh, I had to figure out how to word it.
All right.
Yes, five does involve measures aimed at banning pornography.
This policy initiative developed by a coalition of conservative organizations proposes stringent regulations on what it broadly defines as pornography and obscene materials.
The aim is to significantly curtail access to such content, ostensibly to protect minors and uphold traditional family values.
The project includes proposals for aggressive content regulation and invasive identity and age verification processes.
These measures have raised significant concerns over privacy invasion and the potential for extensive censorship, especially targeting LGBTQ plus content.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we get it.
You get it.
Hold on.
Yeah.
So technical difficulties.
This show sucks.
Yeah, dude.
You know what?
It's nobody's.
It's not the government's business to fucking regulate your pornography use.
That's your business.
And what I do agree with, though, is putting age restrictions on it.
They already have age restrictions.
So it has to be verified.
So biometrics.
Anybody can click.
Yes, I'm 18.
You know, yeah, this was your box.
Oh, sweet.
Thanks, dude.
Yes.
Thankfully, I didn't make it over to that.
I was going to.
They also rejected the idea of abortion as health care and of course, running climate protections.
Dude, what they what they do need to have is you.
Your Apple account is verified with an ID.
Yeah.
Right.
So you're it knows your age and then it's just automatic biometrics like with your facial
recognition.
And that's like Apple, dude.
No, that's because everybody's going to watch porn on their phone.
You know, they just don't want.
Let me tell you right now, Samsung.
Well, at least not that they've told me.
They don't know my fucking face.
I've never done facial recognition stuff.
That's an option.
I never have to.
I never set mine up.
Yeah.
I just don't want to fucking.
I just don't want the government and fucking shit being this like, oh, this guy likes
hentai.
They don't give a fuck.
They don't give two fucks.
I was going to say, I think that like, but think about it like in the future, they could
also like if like, okay, say we're running for president in 30 years from now, they're
going to watch the back.
This guy watched hentai back in the day.
We have the documentation that he did.
Yes, I did.
I did.
Exactly.
That bag's open.
You got a crowd there that will support you.
Yeah, the fuck.
It's a free country.
I can do that bitch.
And people will be like, fuck yeah, Tyler.
That's all you have to do.
You just got to shake it up a little bit.
They don't give a fuck.
This is a very politically charged episode.
I think it's I think it's good, though.
Do you think the government cares?
I think this is a pretty damn good episode so far.
I get honest, but I do think that that like that whole thing with like, you know, regulating
porn and stuff in the long run could actually be a good thing because look at every fucking
person in America.
We're all fucking porn addicts.
Like we jerk off.
Well, speak for yourself.
You fucking jerked off like fucking three times this week.
Did you?
After 9-11, David touched that shit.
No, I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I can't even remember the last time we get it.
You still have sex with your girlfriend.
It must be nice.
Fucking.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
I went five years without it.
All right.
And I'll be honest with you.
It wasn't that great.
It's like it's almost like you feel better morally, though.
I felt superior to people.
You felt so like, oh, like I don't like how Mac is right now.
I don't even remember the last time I made it.
I don't think about that shit, though.
You got to keep it simple.
That's the way your brain is supposed to be.
You're not supposed to be watching that shit.
You're supposed to be in there.
I agree.
I totally agree.
I agree.
That's like that is why I did without it for five years.
And I will tell you that it wasn't that great.
Your brain kind of needs to be reminded why we're out here fighting this war.
This is what we're here for.
This is what we're on earth for.
But let me show you, Tyler, what we're here for.
But to the same point, though, Dan, why don't you?
You're not objectifying real women.
OK.
What were you saying?
I'm just saying, but to the same point, though.
Oh, God.
Let me see if I can retrieve the thought it might be lost to the void.
Dan, what was the last thing you said?
He's going to show me why what we're fighting for.
Before that.
Porn is actually a good thing.
Why are you bringing that up, Dan?
Huh?
Why are you bringing that up?
So I think somebody I think Ali back mesh last time.
Do you like like thick girls?
Yeah, of course.
And you like golf girls?
You might like this.
You might.
This is what we're out there fighting for.
All right.
We are fighting for that.
I remember what I was going to say.
I remember when he saw fucking thick.
No, it wasn't that.
I honestly, I could.
All right.
Let me see.
I just saw it.
I was like, oh, my God.
Let me see.
I didn't see before there was too much music.
Listen to that music.
That song.
OK, that is, you know, she looks she looks like the yeah, that's.
That smile is a red flag.
Just imagine her name is D Monica.
OK, all right.
All right, dude, that has been playing on repeat.
My brain all fucking day.
OK, just as if you were that on your fucking dick.
Oh, here you go.
Oh, my God.
All right.
So I do remember what my stance on this was.
Dear Lord, looks like the bitch from Breaking Bad.
That's what I was going to say.
Oh, my God.
Son of a bitch.
And then he said that her name was D Monica and it caught me off guard.
Breaking Bad.
Jane Jane from Breaking Bad.
Yeah, Jane.
Fuck you, Walter.
She was actually a good character.
I liked her.
She was daddy's money, but she was kind of cool.
She was.
And then I see why you like her, too, because daddy, he fucking loved that ATC.
Oh, fuck.
She was.
Yeah, but she was in fucking Jessica Jones.
Yes.
Yeah, she was.
Yes.
But the chick from Breaking Bad who looks like her.
Not not that.
Not that.
No, no.
If you look her up, though, you'd see.
But no, what I was going to say, though, is like is porn.
Is porn really bad for somebody who's single?
It's porn really bad for somebody who's single.
All right.
So here's here's my take on it, dude.
All right.
Because, dude, I'm just saying, like, if you really don't act on those urges for that long
of a time, it's that's when people get into like that.
What?
I don't know, like that in cell.
I feel like that's I feel like that's how pedophiles can be bred somehow.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm connected with a lot of thoughts here.
Yeah.
How?
How can they be bred?
Let me try to explain.
You don't have like you don't have bread, bread, bread, wrong term.
I'm trying to guys, guys, guys, guys, the listeners out there.
You got to explain this because I'm confused.
This this is a theory.
All right.
I'm just saying that if you have somebody who is going with nothing but porn for fucking
years and years, I'm just trying to describe the psyche a little bit.
I think I'm on to something.
And I feel like if I was more sober, I would maybe have some evidence to support my claim.
Here.
We'll revisit that.
But I feel like if you have somebody who has they're not great socially, they don't get
any action all through high school, through middle school, all that shit through college.
You get to your 30s.
They're watching a lot of porn.
Obviously, they got to get their fucking rocks off somehow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like that's where I feel like that's where the fucking pedophiles come out because
the that's her.
Wow.
That girl.
That's incredible.
Oh, that's incredible.
That is incredible.
But you just totally derailed where he was going.
It really did divert my attention.
I feel like her tits are weird.
I'll agree with you in the in the aspect that probably you're going to get people who are
anti-social.
You're probably going to get more pedophiles among that group of people.
But I don't think people that are just like not jerking off and not socializing just become
so.
So that's not what I'm referring to.
Or that are jerking off.
So so my jerking off.
So let's turn the fuck.
Yeah.
So my justification behind this, though, is that people who and I'm not trying to direct
this at a certain population.
But the reason why you see pedophilia so much more frequently be gay with like male to male
than you do just like male to female is because usually the root of that is because the person
who's who grows up to be gay and then will be a pedophile to a kid that's a dude, too.
It's mostly men that this happens with.
I'm sure there's exceptions.
But like typically it's because they pretended to be straight because that was the social
norm and they didn't feel comfortable coming out as gay.
And then they feel like they missed out on their childhood.
And for some weird reason, that's that's the trigger for most pedophilia is missing out
on something in your childhood and chasing after it.
The biggest the biggest the biggest cases you see of like pedophilia are people who
did not date at all through middle and high school and then make it out.
And that's where it goes from.
That's almost not every single time.
That's the story.
But that's where it comes from.
It's people who didn't get any action and they feel like they're missing out on their
childhood and they want what other people had.
I think I think maybe the psyche behind that is you see other people get older and less
attractive and it really makes you feel like you missed out on it.
I don't know.
That's that's that last bit was hypothetical.
But there is numbers to back up the should I said before.
Yeah, I mean, I I don't know.
I think a lot of time I think it's multifactorial.
I think a lot of people were abused as children.
But most people who were abused don't go on to abuse people.
So that's a good thing.
But of the of the people that do abuse children, most of them were abused themselves.
Yes, 90 percent.
Yeah, like most people don't.
But of the people that abuse children like most of them.
So that's a huge factor, dude.
And I don't think it's just like it's not I'm not saying I'm not saying it's just that.
I'm not saying it's just that.
I'm just saying that that's because a lot of the times those two go hand in hand.
Right.
Because those are people who are broken that are just I say broken.
But like I just mean like they're not it's like even if they had a shot at a relationship,
that's just probably going to fizzle out pretty quickly because they're damaged.
Like I'm not saying that's the case in every instance.
But on a lot of instances where you have people who have childhood trauma, that makes building
those relationships really hard.
So you're pulling from a same you're pulling from the same like group of people, the same
pool of people, I think, to a certain extent, not every case.
But like, I don't know, trauma and like unsuccessful relationships also kind of go hand in hand
to a certain extent because they make you develop trust issues.
They make controlling relationships exist.
It puts tension on both ends, whether it's male or female.
So what was your original point?
You're saying that, oh, God, you're you're backtrack.
I've gone down a rabbit hole.
Yeah.
How do we get off?
Again, they were talking about pedophiles.
This is the manic episode.
Sorry.
Yeah.
How is this related to Project 2025?
That's where it came from.
So we were saying, I think I can't remember what my argument was, but I'm pretty sure
I started fighting for the other end.
I got it.
And now with the whole thing, like it wasn't made by the politicians.
It was made by a conglomerate of companies that were conservative.
So it wasn't anything political, but that's completely different from what we were talking
about.
But it's a good topic and I think we should roll with it.
So it wasn't like I'm still trying to dissect the whole.
I'm still fucking.
We're going to have to listen.
Fucking Twitter.
Listen to it.
We'll bring it up next.
We'll revisit this when I'm sober and I can.
OK, so just to derail it, because fucking I just I've been wanting to talk about this.
I'm not going to fucking remember it.
I told you not derailing.
We needed a new topic.
So so I told you about this.
But then have you ever seen the movie with Ryan Gosling as a Jewish Nazi?
No.
Neo Nazi.
That's a distinction that is that is that is a distinction.
Shut up.
So the movie is called The Believer and like it starts off.
Ryan Gosling is like a fucking hardcore skinhead.
He's wearing a fucking swastika shirt walking around New York City and he's just fucking
like doing this shit.
He's in like that.
And then eventually you find out that he's actually Jewish by like like race.
Like he's like race is Jewish.
Like he's like I think he's like that's new to him too.
No, no, he knows that he's Jewish.
Like he grew up in the he grew up in like the Jewish faith.
He knew all about the Jewish faith.
And the whole movie like goes through like this thing where like he's like he's conflicted
because he's Jewish, but he also hates like Jewish people.
And then towards the end, he starts going back to his faith, but he's also still a neo
Nazi.
He's a Jewish Nazi.
Yeah.
But he's also still he is like he's like starting to wear like you know how like the Hasidic
Jews have to wear like the weird like like waist thing like under their clothes.
Like it's like a like a weird like it almost looks like a scarf thing.
But they had to wear that underneath their clothes.
But he was I had no fucking idea to be like the racist black guy from how would I know
they wear it underneath their clothes.
But he was I don't run into that.
The thing is, it's funny.
He wears that and then puts a fucking swastika t shirt over it.
I'm like, this is fucking wild.
But like the ending is like he's trying to bomb a church that his friends that go to
church there.
And then he realizes that he's he's in the church while his friends are there and he's
telling them to like get out of the church because he put a bomb there himself.
And then he at the end he dies.
But he goes to I guess Jewish purgatory is a thing.
And it's just him going up the stairs constantly talking.
And every time he goes to like the next flight of stairs, it's like a spiral.
It's like a spiral.
You know, like the staircases in schools that have like the like you go up and there's a
little landing and it's like one of those like a normal staircase.
Yeah.
So he keeps so he keeps going up those stairs.
And like every time he gets to the top of the stairs and like that little platform,
he runs into his old like Jewish.
I don't know what they're called.
The priest for Judaism.
Rabbi.
But he keeps running into his rabbi every time that he runs up the stairs.
It's like it was a fucking jeopardy rabbi's.
But like it's a fucking really interesting movie because like when you like watch it,
you're like it's just really it's like American history X.
But like I feel like more like in depth, you know, because like it has like another layer
with it type thing being like how he's Jewish and he's also a neo Nazi at the same time.
I just said this is a ridiculous plot for a fucking movie.
This is why I don't watch movies anymore.
It's just like I was going to say this.
You said it was older, right?
Yeah, it came out of 90s.
That's wild.
How long is that movie?
An hour and 30 minutes.
You will never get that hour and 30 minutes back in your life.
There are no Jewish neo Nazis out there.
I promise you.
I don't know.
Target audience.
They're open people.
They were Jewish.
They are not anymore.
If you have the option to either be Jewish or be a neo Nazi, you're going to be Jewish.
What?
Right.
If somebody was like you could choose before.
Did you say what?
That was a shock to you?
No, I'm like, but what is it?
He's like, I like that.
Unbelievable.
I would be a Nazi 10 out of 10 times before I'd be a Jew.
No, but I talked about like, what?
What I was saying was like the like, all right, let's compare.
Let's compare.
No, no, I'm just saying.
All right.
Easy there with your German duo lingo, bro.
Say something in German, Tyler.
Tyler Hitler.
My name is Tyler.
I live in the city of Leipzig.
What did you say?
My name is Tyler.
I would like to go on the subway and eat some ice.
He said, Tyler, telephone booth, my name is where and neon lights.
Did you see that?
Let me fucking finish like defending what I was saying.
Did you see that video of the German girl on the BMW?
Yes.
With the beer?
Yeah.
It sounded so much better in German.
Oh my God, dude.
I almost nutted in my pants.
I was just like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
I love it.
Can I get some?
It's in the group chat.
Can I get an audio visual aid?
Defend your position.
I'll pull a video.
I can't even remember what we were talking about.
He said, you'd rather be a Jew than a neo-Nazi.
I said, what?
Are you defending that?
I'm not defending that.
I'm trying to... That wasn't... Was that what we were talking about before?
Dude, if you go on her Twitter, you can see all of it.
Anyways, but the whole thing with what Dan said, we'd rather be a Jew than a neo-Nazi.
Really?
Yeah, shit like that, dude.
Okay.
You know, this is bad.
No, no, we're not getting to talk about it.
Continue saying what you were talking about.
The whole thing with that, I'm saying... Shut that down.
I was saying the whole thing, if it was World War II type thing, would you rather be a Nazi
or a Jew?
I'd be like, Jews just kept on getting killed and shit.
I'd rather be not killed type thing.
No, bro, because Nazis lost.
Every Nazi would end up dying or going to prison.
Or developing space shuttles for us.
Don't get ahead of yourself there, buddy.
Oh, shit.
We took any good mind that they had.
The Hitler use... All the young ones we killed.
The doctors and the smart ones.
No, we kept them.
No, but that's what I was trying to say.
I wasn't saying... I was like, why would you want to be a Jew during that time?
So you're saying that you would like to be a German Nazi scientist?
Listen, I'd probably be Hitler's top guy.
Let's be real.
Jesus Christ.
No, no, no, no.
I've got it.
This one.
Oh, geez.
That's my boss.
I think Germany had a really cool leader at one point.
Here's the video.
Let's not talk about the guy.
Tyler, you're done defending your position.
This is over.
It's over for you.
Casey, you have a vapor choice.
I would have been Hitler's top guy.
It's a joke.
Let's hope it's a joke.
Can you tell me though, when I compared my boss to fucking Heinrich Himmler, can you
please tell me that those two are not identical?
Because dude, they look like the same fucking man.
He looks like fucking Bad Santa, dude.
I said that shit and I was like, oh my God, I really hope Heinrich Himmler looks like
what I remember him looking like on the military channel when I was 12.
She's got a Krambacher.
Oh my God.
That's like my favorite fucking beer.
Dude, was that a Beamer or is that an Audi?
It's a Beamer.
Or is it a Volkswagen?
One more time.
No, that's an Audi.
German car or German beer.
That's a Krambacher or however you say that.
It's K-R-O-M-B-A-C-H-E-R.
How would you pronounce that?
Krambacher.
Krambacher?
Okay, good.
I was pronouncing it correctly then.
This is the English one.
Tell me what's better than a German woman in a German dress with a German beer in a
German car?
Becks?
Okay, so one, yes, way hotter, first video and two.
Becks is just such a shit.
Of all the German beers to showcase, you're going to come out with that.
The one she was holding in the one where she spoke German is like one of Germany's oldest
breweries.
It's like 1836 or some shit they opened.
Oh, she had a different beer in the second one?
Yeah, she did.
Yeah, she had a Becks, which is like something that you can get easily over here.
It's like this shitty, like dude, she could have held a Heineken and I would have been
happier.
Heineken's at least a good, more widely acceptable beer than that.
Becks is just like shit Germany.
I thought Heineken was shit.
Oh, those cannons just make me want to go right here.
Dude, those eyes.
You see those eyes though?
Oh, God.
Listen, Germans have some beautiful women, but they also have some Helges.
Yeah, that's the thing, dude.
You get these ideas in your head.
Some Charlottes.
You get this imaginary idea of what it's like in Germany.
You go there, it's fucking freezing cold.
It's like everybody, nobody wants to fucking talk to you.
It's just like-
In defense of Helges, if a fucking Helga came out and was like, husband, I just finished
milking the cow.
I will now carry you into the house and I will cook you a fucking cow that I just slaughtered
myself.
This is my husband.
You are now taken care of.
I'd be like, okay.
Thank you for your statement, Vladimir Putin.
We appreciate it.
Tyler, if I brought a case of some really good straight up German beer over here that
you've never heard of-
Like Hefeweizen?
No.
Well, Hefeweizen, that's just a type of beer.
No, that's not-
And I call them, I'm an American, I call those Hefeis for the record.
Yeah, we call them Hefeis here.
Sure, it's German.
It's Hefeweizen.
Cultural appropriation, they're Hefeis here.
I love how we just skipped over why it would be so great to be a Jew.
Or a pinball.
And I am derailing it every time.
I know I'm at the forefront of it and I'm sorry.
Why would it be so good to be a Jew?
I'm so manic right now and I can't control it.
I'm sorry guys.
Why would it be so good to be a Jew?
Because you're born one standard deviation in IQ above the rest of the population.
That's pretty fucking good, dude.
Right off the rip.
Who?
Yeah, but then you also have a lot of people that just hate you because of being born Jewish.
Not enough.
I'll take the IQ boost.
I thought you were like not enough people to hate you.
No, not enough to make me not want to have the higher IQ.
That's a real stat.
I don't know.
That's why they're overrepresented in medical professions and lawyers and all the highest
IQ jobs.
I think it's just kind of anyone but white people.
What's that?
I think that honestly the people who occupy those high doctor positions, they're always
just people who aren't white and aren't black to be honest.
Have you ever noticed that?
What do you mean?
I'm just saying doctors.
I feel like, okay.
I think you need to see the doctors, bro.
Most of the doctors I know are white.
No, no, a good chunk of them are.
But there is disproportionately for the profession, I feel like there is a lot more inclusion
in there and I don't think that that's because it's just like we need diversity.
That's not it.
But India, no this is an actual thing.
India, their medical school I think is six years instead of eight and it's a lot easier
than American ones.
So a lot of people who aren't even Indian and Chinese or whatever, like Asian stuff,
they go to India to get medical degrees.
But people who are American, they can go over there, get the medical degree and come over
here and they can actually still practice medicine.
Because a doctorate degree from any university, that's accredited and there's a lot of them
that are quote unquote accredited in India for the world medicine thing.
You're still a doctor and it doesn't matter, you're a doctor, doesn't matter where you
went to school kind of thing, it's just like you're still a doctor type thing.
So they'll do that.
I don't know.
I feel like most of the doctors that I know that on a personal level, which isn't a ton,
but I don't know, it's a handful.
Most of them were born in America.
They're typically like second, third generation and they come from families who just like
also just like came over and it was just like immediately you're a doctor.
So maybe it stems from like, okay, grandpappy was a doctor, he came over and they grandfathered
that.
But I feel like there's more reciprocity when it comes to that shit now.
I don't think that you can just do that and be like, oh, I went to India and I went to
school for two years, I'm a doctor in America now.
I don't think that's how it works.
It's also a cultural thing because in the US there's a lot of ways to be successful
and in India, if you want to be super successful, it's like you're either an engineer or a doctor.
That's like cream of the crop.
So it's like so many people go for that because that's the obvious step.
It's like basically girls that are trying to get out of stripping become nurses.
Or like any waitressing.
That's how I became a nurse.
I'm sorry, not stripping.
That wasn't a good example.
You were scraping corpses off the pavement is what you were doing, buddy.
That wasn't a good example.
Waitressing to nursing.
It's just like the obvious next step.
But also the families of the different races will be more-
Oh my God.
I did follow that stereotype too.
Will be more inclined to-
I fucking landscaped until, oh my God.
It's like taxi driver to ambulance driver.
But it's like the families also, if they were born in America, are way more inclined to
push their children to become doctors and stuff because it's just ingrained into their
culture so much.
And I'm just going to be honest and maybe you two would disagree.
But here it's like you can- Sorry, not to cut you off.
No, you're fine.
I cut you off.
In the US, there's so many- You could work for the city and have a fucking landscaping
business and you're successful here.
You have a fucking $350,000 house in Clicker Park.
You're working your balls off though.
Well, you're right.
Yeah.
But you're successful.
Nobody cares really what you do.
As long as it's like you got the house, the car, the family.
Your headphones are on backwards.
Are they?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
But that's how success is measured here.
You could be a fucking trader.
You can- It's really bothering me.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
That's how they're supposed to fit.
Okay.
There we go.
Are we good?
Yeah.
There's just so many more ways to be successful.
So it's like you can be an entrepreneur or a restaurant owner.
It's really bothering me.
But yeah.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm done.
I got my point across.
No, I feel like such a dick you weren't clearly going to keep going.
I just thought that was a good Tyler quote.
Just like, no, it's really bothering me.
Can you please turn that off?
I was running out of breath anyway.
Oh shit.
By the way, your favorite.
Oh boy.
Anyway, anyway, let's move on to the same.
I call Ali back here.
Step pretty music gets me at non flashbacks.
Wait, are we going to be able to do this?
Yeah, why not?
Let's do it.
Does our buzzer work?
Yours does.
Okay, good.
We just need to buzzer to mine.
Does it?
What the fuck is going on?
I think you got four buddy.
Can we just throw that one out?
Plug me in.
That's three.
This is three.
Now this is you.
Plug it in.
That's you.
Holy shit.
Press your button.
I'm four.
No, I got to go back to two.
Remember when two was broken or something?
No, I thought that was the controller.
I don't think it was this.
It might be because these jets are out of order.
I'll take a look.
Oh my God, what happened?
I wasn't here for that one.
I was here for that one.
What happened to number two?
You unplugged it and put it in the other one.
No, but like number two is like you can't.
Oh really?
It's like pushed through.
Yeah.
Number two is gone.
I'm four now.
You're four.
Dude, I'm walking here for that.
I wasn't here.
You want to know what?
Put me as four.
I'm going to be the Ocho.
You'll be four.
I'll be eight.
What about Jeopardy?
I'll be six.
We're here with you.
I'll be six.
22 time winner Tyler.
No.
It's me.
Three time winner The Trace.
The Trace.
Ali Bad.
You both got to win last time.
Yep.
Nine time winner Dan.
Dan, how do you plan to get your tenth win today?
We got to get this somewhere where Casey can see it.
We got to clear some room.
The grace of God, I guess.
Just Tim Tebow of that shit.
Tim Tebow.
We got to make some room here so Casey can see it.
Ali Nat- We're just making the problem worse here.
That is the worst possible place to put that glass.
I'm going to move it.
No, it's literally on top of a fucking cap.
It's like fucking like, yeah, like it's literally the worst possible like angle to do that at.
There we go.
We're good now.
Black Power.
All right.
Sorry, Melania.
You're off the table for now.
Categories today.
Extra category.
Oh, Trump.
Sitcoms theme songs.
Okay.
Colonial America.
Don't get my headphones back if we're going to do it this way because that's, that's just
lyrics.
I was just lyrics.
Okay.
Don't touch me there.
That is my no-no square conversions.
Won't you be my neighbor?
Second in command.
That's where I give you the vice president.
You have to tell me who the president was.
They were serving.
Yeah.
I will not be winning that category.
My personal favorite Jeff Portamanteau's.
Huh?
Jeff Portamanteau's.
Say the first word again.
Jeff Portamanteau's.
A Portamanteau is a word.
I know what it is.
So Jeff Portamanteau.
Uh, who won last time?
We both won.
Me and Tyler won.
Yeah.
So who's going to ask?
Fucking Rochambeau.
That's uh, I don't know.
No.
Yeah.
Alright, just one.
Yeah, just one.
Alright.
Give me a bottom hand here.
I gotta see what we're basing this off of.
Rochambeau.
Okay.
The most exciting rock guess.
Three, two, one, rock, paper, sc- I have to be sure.
Okay.
We'll do three, two, one, rock, paper, scissor.
Alright.
Aw shit.
We're fucking this up.
Alright.
Three, two, one, rock, paper, scissor, shoot.
Ali Magwin scissors.
Wow.
I feel like I somehow stole that.
Oh my God.
Ali Magwin.
Um, uh, what were the categories?
Sitcom themes.
God damn it.
What?
No, I'll just, I'll stop you.
Can we just get on with it?
Yeah, no, no, no.
We'll be quick here.
Alright.
Do the- there was a lyrics one, right?
Do the lyrics.
Yeah.
Sitcom theme song.
200.
For 200.
What is full house?
No.
Friends.
What is friends?
Friends.
Ah, I have AIDS.
Dan gets it.
I didn't pick up on that one.
I don't think I'm going to do too good this game.
I'm pretty fucked up right now.
Dance Vig.
Uh, sitcom theme song.
400.
Whatever happened to predictability.
What is full house?
Yes.
Wow.
Wouldn't have gotten that one.
Step by step.
Tyler's been-
I'm not sure.
Step by step.
Tyler's been-
Everywhere you are!
Wait, what's the lyrics?
Is it for-
Whatever happened to you?
It happened to you.
The big stability.
Oh, I thought you were talking like artists.
The milk man is-
The paper boy.
So the evening TV.
How do you remember that?
It's called sitcom theme song.
How do you fucking know that?
I watched every single episode of full house three times.
Me too.
I did too.
This is fucking gross.
Can I borrow-
That's not a joke.
A candy store.
I watched it probably 10 times each.
Yeah, like it was just on-
I've never had one of these.
I bought them for you guys.
I remember having them as a kid now.
It's on Nick.
But anyway, Tyler's back.
You can't have all of them.
You ate Casey's box too.
I want one!
Okay, you get one.
You're fucking pissing my pinky.
I don't know who you're adding over here.
He addicted to porn and sugar.
He ate his entire box and then ate Casey's entire box.
So fucking watch out for that.
Can we do a thousand for sitcoms?
A thousand?
Here's the story of a lovely lady who is bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair like gold and their mother the youngest one in curls.
I feel like I know this one.
I'm gonna be upset.
Say it again.
Here's the story of a lovely lady who is bringing up three very lovely girls.
What is the Brady Bunch?
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
I don't know.
You were looking pretty heavy on the left there.
There's no fucking-
It doesn't show the fucking thing.
So was the answer on the screen at the time?
No.
Okay, good.
Good.
Well, by the respect.
We'll do the fucking sitcoms for eight.
800.
Since the dawn of man is really not that long, as every galaxy was formed in less time than
it takes to sing this song, a fraction of a second the elements were made.
Five heads stood up straight, the dinosaurs, all mate, met their fate.
You know, I don't know the song, but they're spitting bars.
Whatever the fuck they are.
Is that sitcom?
What is dinosaurs?
Nope.
Oh.
You started bouncing.
I got it.
What's the Big Bang Theory?
I was gonna guess that.
I was gonna guess that, but I thought I was like, the whole universe or whatever.
Yeah, I couldn't relate it to the damn-
What are the scores?
How much did I lose on that one?
Danny got negative 600.
Fuck me.
You fucking kidding me?
God damn it.
Why did I say that?
Yo, buddy, you always got the negative.
How many has Tyler got?
A lot.
Tyler's got 1200.
What is the-
Rebecca has zero.
I haven't buzzed in yet, dude.
What the fuck?
Oh, get back in there, dude.
What the fuck?
Give me a minute.
Come on.
Dude, we're like five questions in.
Let's really end.
How many are left in sitcoms?
We got this, dude.
600.
One of us is gonna win this.
All right.
Thanks for the pep talk.
Daily Double.
God damn it.
You got 1200.
Fuck.
We're fucked.
Let's make it a true Daily Double.
True Daily Double.
Oh shit, we're back in.
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie, yo, home, smell
you later.
What is the Fresh Prince of Bel-
Fuck you.
That's the Daily Double?
True Daily Double, Tyler.
That's the Daily Double.
True Daily Double.
Well, I had to make something that you guys were gonna get, too.
Yo, home, smell you later.
You suck my fucking cock.
I tried to throw your bone on that, L.A. Beck.
I got one little fight and my mom got smoked.
Hey, she said, you home with your uncle and your auntie in Bel-Air.
Okay, so you do realize that for a Daily Double, you have to get the last question correct,
right?
Me and Dan don't get questions correct here.
He's gonna have the choice for that pick.
Okay, we'll get the next one, L.A. Beck.
Tyler, you got Colonial America.
Fuck me.
Don't touch me there.
Conversion.
Colonial America.
God damn it.
200.
The state was originally part of Massachusetts, its southern neighbor until 1820 when it seceded.
What is Connecticut?
No.
What is Rhode Island?
No.
What is Massachusetts?
Massachusetts was fucking Massachusetts.
Are you buzzing in?
He did buzz in.
The state was part of Massachusetts.
I meant, what is Maryland?
No, no, no.
You answered it.
Wait, what?
Anyone?
Yeah.
Maine.
Fuck Maine.
How much did I lose there?
Tyler's face.
200.
It should be part of Canada now.
Thank fucking God.
Let's go with Colonial America for whatever is next.
400.
What the fuck do I think I'm answering that question?
I don't fucking know.
I know.
Fuck Ali, man.
You don't know that shit.
I did the same thing, bro.
I'm throwing pot shots out there.
What the fuck, dude?
No more of that.
I'm giving him it.
What does the New Town Colony flourish by growing this cash crop?
What is tobacco?
Yes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't fucking know.
That was a guess.
That was a fucking guess.
No, it was a guess.
You need tobacco, you fucking retards.
I would have said cotton.
It's a cash crop.
It's not a fucking.
Cotton's not a cash crop?
It's not a cash crop.
A cash crop is something that's not like food crops.
It's fucking.
I don't believe it.
Tyler's big.
No, hold on a second.
Hold on.
We'll keep going.
I assure you, I was right about that question.
What?
I assure you the answer is right.
It's Virginia tobacco, you fucking idiots.
Is cotton?
Hold on.
I'm asking Chad.
Yeah, but I was talking about Jamestown colonies in the 1600s.
You know, when you said colony, I was thinking town of colony.
All right.
That's how fucked up I am right now.
All right.
Cotton was historically a significant cash crop.
Hold on.
We're back.
A cash crop is anything that you can eat.
Tyler got the right answer for the question.
I got you.
I'll back you up.
No, I'm saying anything you can't eat.
You've had a lapse of judgment.
What number?
Oh, I'm eight.
Tyler's back.
The Ocho.
We'll do fucking colonial America.
600.
The pilgrims disembarked in this present day town in 1620.
What is Roanoke?
No.
Disembarked?
What is Plymouth Rock?
No.
What is Plymouth?
Plymouth.
Motherfucker.
I'm glad you got it.
You go positive.
I'll go negative.
We got this.
Plymouth Rock is literally a rock.
I got it right.
I just fucking said Plymouth Rock instead of Plymouth.
Whatever.
Roanoke.
That was before.
No.
Roanoke was the colony that disappeared.
The first place they landed was Plymouth.
Then they went up the fucking thing.
And then they went to Roanoke.
Roanoke disappeared and they thought that it was either the-
I'm too much of a fucking concerned about the colony.
I'm not.
You're either the-
I'm too much of a fucking conspiracy theorist.
That's why I remember Roanoke.
Not fucking Plymouth.
That's the fuck, man.
What are the-
That colonial bear code-
Brainwashed.
Don't touch me there.
Conversion.
Don't touch me there.
For 200.
Daily Umm-Win.
Oh, oh.
Oh, what are you doing?
You can wager up to 1,200 because you got negative 200.
What?
You can wager up to 800.
Wager up to 1,000.
Yeah, and that'd be 800.
All right, I'll do 200.
I think I think she's negative 200 positive doing
This White House intern caused trouble for the president
At zero, yes
Don't touch me there 400 this pop star had a wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl
Who's Janet Jackson?
Accidentally, it was her right dress
Yeah, I said Janet Jackson no, I was no I was that he's no I was trying to see if it was
And got it. I was because I'm six. You're you're I mean, oh, yeah, we're fucking everything up
He has a big
Don't touch me there
600 this New York governor resigned in 2008 is Anthony Cuomo. Oh, yes
Accusations of being involved in prostitution. It was either one of those two. I am way too fucked up for this
Dan's pick don't touch me there
For 800 some say JFK had an affair with this 1960s Marilyn Monroe. Yes
That one I knew
We'll do colonial America. He just knew it faster. Yeah, he did
Fucking faster for 800 every single fucking time. This was the southern most of the 13 original colonies. I
Don't think it's no
What is South Carolina
Fuck my life
Why why am I taking pot shots? I don't know that fucking
Anyone out?
Georgia I was gonna say George. I knew it wasn't Florida
I thought but I didn't know if it went down to Georgia. We're gonna fucking say Georgia. No, I was gonna say
I knew it wasn't Florida
Fucking do anyways, is there any left in Colonial? Yeah a thousand will do that founded in
1681 this colony was founded by quicker William Penn
What is Pennsylvania? Yeah, I
Could have guessed that I could have fucking guessed that I was willing to take the risk though
Yeah, but he guessed quicker. Don't touch me there. Fuck this guy versions. Won't you be my neighbor second-in-command and Jeff Portamante
Thousand the territories of Kashmir and Jammu are disputed by these two neighboring countries
What is this category?
Won't you be my neighbor it's about borders. What's the what's the amount of points I got? Well, that's it died 3200
What's the next highest point? What was the next highest?
Tyler you're winning the fucking game. Okay. All right half
Dan has a thousand
How much does Ali Mac have? Oh, no, I did negative what negative what?
They give 1600. Yeah
Yeah, was this a guy? No, wait, wait, wait. No, no. I what was the question?
Oh the kid the territories of Kashmir and Jammu are disputed by these two neighboring countries
I think I know I mean name two of them
That's ridiculous. Who the fuck is gonna know that I ding ding ding ding Kazakhstan and something else
No, it's India and Pakistan. I know it was an
execustan
And it was a neighbors for 800 some fuck 800 if you climb to the summit of Mount Everest you'd be on the border between these two countries
it's uh, I
Know one of them. I don't know the other one. I do know one of them actually. Yeah, I
Do think it's I think it's this
I'm yeah, what is Nepal? Yeah, that's what I do. What is Nepal and I don't know my goal
I only knew them
Mongolia, what is the poem on going? No?
The fall in China
Fuck I know really yes those guys
Sorry, was that too loud? Would you be my neighbor?
What's this 600?
600 Ali back you're getting back in it. Come on. Come back kids Cinderella story
Cinderella man Cinderella my 100
Haiti shares the island of hispanola with this Caribbean country who the fuck would know this
Dominican Republic glad I didn't answer that
I learned my lesson about potshots. I did five fuck-ups neighbors for 400
400 other than the US named one other country in Mexico shares a border with
Why I
Think I want to take a pot shot, but it's not fucking worth it. What is Cuba?
No, no Cuba's an island. They share a border in the water. That's a good way to read what I do
Border is between what Brazil what is Brazil? Oh, I'm gonna ask Brazil though
Oh, I asked chat GBT the referee on this one this Cuba share a border with Mexico
What the fuck hold on hold on does Cuba share a border with Mexico
I
Was gonna guess fucking I said tires, but I'll do neighbors. I thought there was borders in the water
To I thought there's technically a border is a good land. Yeah, why is your supporter with Madagascar?
Yeah, it has it has it has the it I think it's I think it's
Fucking 50 miles out from the coast is still that and it's international waters, and then it's whatever like yeah
What literature did we hear this from for 200?
Norway shares a border with these other two Scandinavian countries. Oh shit. I know this one motherfucker
I know one of them for sure do you have to say both or just one both countries?
You got to give me one minute on this one I can get this one this could be my redemption
I'm just gonna throw a pot shot out with the second guess and it's gonna
The question is me off doorway shares a border with these two Scandinavian countries
What is Sweden in Iceland? Oh, no? What's the one with the blue flag with the yellow?
You have to say both yeah, what's the one you said the other one I'm not telling you
Okay, actually come here
You know what lion or shirt collusion, this is like worse collusion than the 2016 election
In Sweden yes
I knew Sweden was in there for sure and you got don't touch me. Fuck me. I know fucking fucking
You know, you know a line from Red Dead Redemption where he's just like sister I'm scared that one knows always
Don't touch me there
For a thousand this Austrian actor was known as a right now. Sorry Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah
He was known as a serial groper in the early 2000
Accusations of sexual assault by was he actually I mean dude when you're the fucking man
You're mr. You get to grab her by the pussy, then you got conversions
command and
The part of what is a fucking portamento? It's combination of two words like grunch and Jeff
And Jeff, yeah, yeah, that's 200
Pennsylvania so Pennsylvania Civil War battle that was the home of the whopper
What is the battle of Kennedy's work?
That's a baby a Civil War battle it was the home of the whopper
Put those things together I take that back I'm not answering
Together
We
King you gotta put the things he's Burger King get his burger
Wait, what don't take points away? What the fuck was the question? Ask that again
Pennsylvania Civil War battle that was the home of the whopper. It's combining to the two words together
So Gettysburg or King?
Burger King burger. What did I say? You said Burger King? Okay, fuck. I was going with this category. I
Was going with the Berg from Gettysburg
to for a thousand
This category is so fucking stupid
No, the supreme leader of North Korea plus a Japanese condiment made with soy sauce sake and sugar
No Kim Jong-suk
Wait wait wait, oh shit fucking it's the supreme leader of North Korea and a Japanese condiment made with soy sauce
Kim Jong-un mommy
What is Kim Jong-il sauce
I wouldn't have gotten that are you fucking kidding me?
How is either of mine incorrect because Kim Jong-il and then you saw
We'll do 800 in this category
I got half of mine to drive home right now
And I'm in no condition to do the mean maneuver
It's a joke maneuver used for someone who's choking and the leader of Hitler's SS who is the main architect of the Holocaust? What is?
Himmler that's me bitch Heimlich Himmler
Talked about him earlier
Like the ram of my brain
Heimlich Himmler yes Heimlich Himmler
I
It's funny because Heimlich was a G. Oh, yeah, it's really
For 400 hit me with your best shot this singer was the top video game manufacturer of the 1980s
19 wait repeat it
Hit me with your best shot. This singer was the top video made video game manufacturer of the 1980s
Wait, I know one of them. I don't know the other though. Hold on a sec. Hold on a sec
What it
It's like okay. I know it's Pat Benatar Nintendo. It's not Pat Benatar
It's not no best shot. No, it wasn't Pat Benatar three buzzed in who's gonna give an answer
What is Pat Benatar e
And you made him feel like a dumbass
Yeah, baby, this is my little win I get for the day
Yeah, I'll continue the category Alex. All right, you got 600
capital of Pakistan and singer Daniel Powders number one hit
What?
Fuck is Daniel power?
Okay, I guess Dan's gonna be the only one what the fuck is Pakistan
Any thoughts I think dance got it somewhere in his brain bomb patrol after you say what is this fucking?
Who's this guy Daniel powder?
Daniel powder I've never even heard of him. No, no
Pakistan that would be Islam a bad day
Next question
I feel like these answers are too subjective
I like you got conversions. Hey, yeah, it's second. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'll take conversions for your
I'm Richard back. Thank you 200 number of micrograms in a gram
What is 1000
What is 100,000 no got that what is 10,000? What is 100? No, what is a hundred?
100 no
It's been too long
Thousand milligrams and what is 1000 a gram?
No
Yeah, so you can't remember of micrograms in a gram
No, anyone
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. What is 1 million 1 million? Oh fuck. Oh, yes. Thank you for back
Yes, sure back. I will continue with the conversions. Thank you. I've been on quite the run here 400 number of grams in an ounce of Larry burger
I'm not this is not my category. I'm just gonna put this down
Grams to ounces. No
28
That's a suicide boys lyrics 28 grams if I want to feel buzzed
Wow kicking myself for that one
Keep it going trabek
600 number of ounces in a brick of cocaine
600 number of ounces in a brick of cocaine 36
That's how many
Episode 36
Conversion 800 number of feet in a mile. What is 5280? Oh, yeah
I knew that one, but it was gonna take another second or two to get there
Dance bit conversion what does a number of pounds in a ton?
What is 2000? Yeah, that was actually I said, yeah. Yeah, you said it
You got a buzz in body, but you didn't you buzzed in and you didn't say it. I buzzed in while you were saying
It was 2000 you never pressed it
Split it split it. No don't split it. I was gonna say what is 2000 you buzzed in first Sally back
You try to take my fucking points for me there
Son of a bitch. I support you. I'll get you on the next one. I'm not trying to compete with you
I'm trying to compete against this mother fine. Give them the points. Oh, we got my buzzed in
What do you mean given the points?
You got a buzz in the fucking answer only category left second in command
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get a buzz in the fucking answer. Oh, yeah
In command. Oh, yes, this is gonna be good. This is not gonna be a good category for anybody for 200 200 Al Gore
Oh
Oh Al Gore was
Yeah
Aaron Burr
Every word was the vice president. Oh, please burn your points Tyler. Please. Do it. Oh
I think I know it but I'm not gonna do it
Thank you Thomas Jefferson fuck you
Hey hundred hundred Richard Nixon
Anyone Dwight D Eisenhower
600
You got 2800
This is the gimme that I think it's gonna be I'm gonna
I don't know I'm actually negative
For 300 how much is the is with the regular point value this big
He there are 600 600 600 George HW Bush
Richard Nixon Oh No Ronald Reagan
Finally for 400 Gerald Ford
Richard Nixon
I think I got a good chance of being the quattro
Geography
The edge of my seat
Changing your answer
I'm actually thinking about this way
All right I got your wagers question is this large island is located off the southeast
coast of Australia it was the home of a classic looney tunes character
Do we have to say the character no the island
Wait no reject that
says Tasmania he bet 200 he's got 24 Ali back says Tasmania that's correct
He but theoretically I'm borrowing $3,500 from a wealthier version of myself
$35,000 35,000 for a wealthier version of myself in a different universe
I bet $0 in the rule book there's nothing saying that I cannot win you win $0 yeah
But I have 35,000 now it was loaned to me he lost that game he gave me everything he
had Dan says Tasmania he bet 300
I didn't take your points Dan I was in first
I knew that too you fucking said it before you buzzed bro look at the fucking number
bro
I'm gonna win you got the fucking negative win he can't even give me the multiverse
win bro you got the negative win I never got the multiverse win bro fuck that shit game
I play this game under protest I'll see you in court
I'll call you soon motherfucker
We need to take a break
Fuck
I feel bad hold on hold on
I want to apologize for that I
You didn't deserve that
I was just I got emotional
You wanna know what
It's not like Tyler does it every like episode
No no Dan Dan fucking Casey deserves it
You got the negative win loophole I can't get the multiverse loophole what type of bullshit
is that
Give this guy a fucking loophole
Yeah what the fuck
Bro I got three wins and one of them was a joint win with this fucker who carried me
I can't even get the quattro bro just give me the fucking quattro
I beg in order to borrow $35,000 from your future self
I contacted
You and your future self actually have to have 35,000 jeopardy points
It's not
Future what are we talking future
That's what you said
No I said I said from another universe Casey
There's a difference
Well that's just screwing it all over
No
My host and the other universe do it like that
Oh and the negative win the negative win the one who got the most questions incorrect
That's the inverse of their negative number and they win
And you're telling me that that's fair
And the multiverse win is not
I came up with a loophole and you smacked me in the face
Also let me tell you after Dan won the negative win
You didn't tell me until after the game was over that we closed the negative win loophole
I know I really did you dirty
Yeah and I played that game I played that game under protest fucking committee didn't
answer me
And now here I am standing in front of the committee again and guess what
We'll have to send a letter to the commissioner
The commissioner can suck my nuts
Alright
Dan I fucking love you man
Alright we'll take a break
We'll be right back
Yeah let's get out of here
Alright welcome back to Untitled Podcast
We are here with Dan for ending out the episode with some stocks
Alright baby
Stock talk baby
Hell yeah
We got Tesla
Oh yeah
We were trying to sneak this in
But we got off it for a while there
Tesla is going to take a fucking hit
Yeah so dude I have not bought Tesla
No right here bro
Tesla is my favorite stock
I've made a lot of money off Tesla
Thousands off Tesla
Alright but I fell into this trap with Nvidia
I was riding the little ups and the downs
Right so just like buying it when it was running
Like low for the week
And then taking a little ride up selling it
Letting it fall
Buying back in
Letting it go back up selling it right
And I was doing that I got caught with my pants down though
With Nvidia hard
Because I didn't realize how high above the moving average it was
It was so inflated and how far above its actual value it was
You can go right on chat gbt
And you can say what's the actual value of the stock
It'll tell you right
Oh what's the value of Nvidia now
Let me see we'll ask chat gbt
I think it's now at like 230
What is the actual value of Nvidia
Nvidia
Yeah it'll give you a number and it's like
As of the latest available data
Current stock price it says $457
That's not right so what you can do is you can say to chat gbt
Say give me the 50 day moving average the 100 day
The 80 or yeah 50 80 no
Yeah 50 100 200 whatever the moving averages are
And it'll give them to you and then say now average those together
And I use that as a stock price sometimes
So let's say
Oh sorry
Yeah fucking Chipotle took a fucking hit this week
Chipotle not coming through for me
No well Chipotle is a slow roller right
Yeah it goes on these
I got a fucking peanut butter jelly sandwich in my car
That might be taking a hit pretty soon
So Chipotle goes on long rolls like high rolls
And then it goes on long dips and it's just like a whale
You got a song about the high rolls
Coming in and out of the water baby
So dude Chipotle always pisses me off
Chipotle pisses me off until it starts making me money
And then I'm like I'm so sorry I doubted you Chipotle
Yeah that's why I got to hold it
Last time I sold it I made 130 bucks
Right now I'm negative $481 on it
But I don't look at it
Where are you going Ali Mac
You're not interested in this conversation
You're not interested in this
Okay fine that's fine
I don't care
Go get your be this isn't just advice that can make you a fucking millionaire or anything
This isn't free investment
I think I'll go get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of my fucking car
Do you want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich now
Or do you want a million peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in a year from now
Later right let's ask chat GPT here
Hold on
Can you give me the 50 day 100 day and 200 day
Oh my god fuck off
Can you give me the 50 day 100 day and 200 day moving average for Nvidia
Prime content here
As of the latest data available here are the moving averages for Nvidia Corporation NVDA
50 day moving average 100 111 80 70 day moving average $98.63
200 day moving average $74.73
These figures are used by traders and analysts to gauge the stock's trend and potential support
or resistance levels for more detailed technical analysis
Yeah no shit
All right now this is what I do
Can you average those together and give me the number
This will give you the price of the stock like what you should pay for it
The average of the 50 day 100 day and 200 day moving averages for Nvidia Corporation
NVDA is approximately 95.08
That's not true
95
No it's more I don't know I asked it before and it said the actual value of the stock
is 121.50
Just like didn't even hesitate right
It's just like gave me a number like based on all the sources that I can pull from
So I'd have to word it differently to get it to spit out the right number
But that's when I buy in when it says like this is the actual value of what you should
pay for the stock
Because it's taking that value from like multiple sources you know
It probably checks like six or seven or eight sources you know
And it's been pretty reliable for me
It gives me an idea of like when to buy into things
Yeah that's very inflated for Nvidia
It is and so is Tesla so my prediction Tesla comes back down to sub 210
Sell your Tesla and Nvidia
Yeah you should have sold it
Buy some Shiba Inu
Don't do that
Do that
It was on sale
I was fucking with AMD I made like a hundred bucks off AMD and then the stock went up fucking
15 more dollars
But you just don't know you don't know how far up it's gonna go so I like to yeah I like
to take I like to capitalize on small wins you know
So capitalize on a hundred dollars 150 200 dollars
And that's good dude it's when you start getting greedy and you like you think oh I'm gonna
hold out and see how much I can get
You know so here's my strategy that actually works pretty well
Like say you never know how high it's gonna go right you know it's trending upwards right
You got it at a good price so what I used to do is I would just sell all the stock when
I got to like a certain price that I liked right
And I'd like I'd be like oh okay that's it I'll make 150 dollars if I sell it all now
And then it would keep going up another the stock would go up another ten dollars right
And it's like I could have had that if I just held out a little longer so now what I do
is I do a half on load so say it's like I could make 150 dollars right I'll unload half
of my stock and I'll make 75 so I secure that 75 dollars and then the stock say it keeps
going up right now I make I make another 50 dollars I saw another half and then keeps
going up and then now that that stock that I have makes me another 50 dollars and I just
keep having it you know yeah and then eventually it's gonna obviously go down and you just
refill your cups you know I was looking at like yeah you know like how to fill the candlesticks
or how to read the candlestick charts where if there's like a big line above a red candlestick
that means it will go down a lot and if there's a big line below a green candlestick it will
start going up so you gotta try to look at that oh I see so what is the what measures
that though well it's it's the line below the candlestick the line is how high or low
the stock went in that given time period and the candlestick is the price of opening closing
so it's how much the stock went above or below the opening or closing price so it's kind
of like have you seen the candlestick charts the guy I know what they look like yeah okay
yeah there's like the skinny lines coming out of them and the thick instead of it being
like a line graph yeah it's separate separate bars representing what you just said yeah
I probably should learn to read those I just like it's not like I feel like for swing trading
it doesn't really matter that much you know because you're looking more at like moving
averages and more than you are like stock open stock close and really what you want
is yeah you if you're like day trading that's like really helpful you know yeah but I'm
I'm looking to buy stuff and hold on to it for weeks you know I think I found it actually
works better over weeks rather than because you can't really see anything from candlesticks
over just a day I found it works better for weeks months actually yeah maybe I'll try
it out and see if it like helps me at all with you know if it fits in with my strategy
I just didn't think it would so I never really bothered with them you know it's just something
you have to factor into what you're doing right right so you can tell basically like
you can't tell if it's gonna keep going up right based on the candlestick you can you
can tell if it's gonna stay the same or if it starts going down so once there's a red
candlestick and you see like a big line above the candlestick that means it should start
going down because I forget how I explained it was something about people are buying you
mean like the bar or is there a line above there's a line extending from the candle
so it's almost like okay it's almost like a wick gotcha something about the buyers are
trying to drive the price up but the sellers have evened it out so then it starts going
down and that's how you know is by that wick on the candlestick really I wonder man are
those like that they're actually like accurate I have found looking at the charts that it
did actually happen like that so yeah wow I have to look into that more I know it's
something like that's like a pretty basic thing that if you're trading you should know
but that's just that's just not my style you know yeah but I'm gonna look into that more
yeah my brother was saying he uses this program book map and it tells you like all the orders
that are coming in so you can see like you can see like you basically like know which
way the stocks gonna go you know yeah but that's like 40 bucks a month yeah what else
we got if you're making 400 what other stocks we fucking with fucking Shiva in you that's
all you get I've lost yeah I've lost exactly eight dollars on that thank you but you'll
gain a lot of dollars on it yeah I gotta watch Tesla in the morning cuz I won't let me sell
it right now and I'm down seven buyers or sell your Tesla and the video I want to let
you sell it after hours and yeah it's like it's close has to wait until the stock market
opens then it'll go through yeah yeah I know it's gonna go down I just bought it just to
test the waters cuz it's it's been really volatile did you sell everything Tesla or
did he keep some in I've only got two shares of it so five hundred bucks really I thought
you were like a big like I'm holding on to Tesla I'm I'm waiting through the long haul
well no I am so basically I just not right now no no so I buy it when it's on sale and
unload it when it's you know overvalued overpriced not overvalued but overpriced so I mean the
thing is is like what can happen when you do that is what happened with me why I haven't
bought it in two weeks because it went to the fucking moon and I wasn't in it you know
but had I had some that I was holding on to long term which I should be doing right I
should be taking my gains and just buying long because that's why I thought you said
you were doing was that at least a portion of it was going like long term not pulling
out unless something like that happened right so like I'm always it's kind of like flies
on a horse dude right even though the horse is moving down the road the flies are always
kind of with it you know the group of flies so that's kind of how I am with Tesla like
I'm always following it and I'm always buying into it and stepping out buying in and stepping
out so my money is is a lot of the time tied up in Tesla but not necessarily for a long
term hold you know so I basically got like ten thousand dollars I dedicate to Tesla when
it's when it's on sale you know I've held as much as thirteen thousand fourteen thousand
dollars Tesla at a clip.
So Warren Buffett said you should do is hold your cash the stock market's going to collapse
yeah so I'm dude I'm you know it'd be fucking prime right now it's just a fucking correction
that shit would be so dope you wake up in the morning and everything's on sale yeah
oh except the ones that you already own except the ones you already own yeah I would cream
my pants bro if I woke up tomorrow and Tesla was a buck sixty a share oh my god dude what
do you mean everything was corrected like a correction like the price goes down so it's
not overvalued right like a correction I think it can go up to but a correction is just like
a massive shift in the market okay it just like things just like it just like shifts
like instantly across the board like across the board yeah gotcha yeah so I don't know
how often that happens I don't I don't know dude this is like really a lot of this shit
is just fucking food I'm gonna be I'm gonna put my phone down just tell you this is like
palm reading bro I don't know what I'm doing I don't actually know what I'm doing I'm up
like three grand but that's all luck let's be honest I was gonna say I hear you guys
always talking about these huge wins and then like everybody I talked to like my dad has
done the stock market his whole life and he's like Alex your friends might be on a lucky
streak yeah no last forever like wow Dan saying he can like make a living off this no dude
my dad's like out dude no but your brother does it really or no his brother yeah yeah
so dude the thing is is like if you you would really you'd have to put like my brother says
he's put like three or four years into it like his screen time I forget what he says
his actual screen time is but it's like dude he's this is like non-stop for him like he
is in this stuff like in this like it's like he's studying something for a degree yeah
because you can't get out where you're you're risking losing everything well no I mean he
gets out all the time he's like because he's a day trader so but he's dude he's just put
so much time into it like so much like everything out at the end of the day or like or does
he just leave it in at the end of market I don't know he said he was holding something
overnight like I'm in this like group chat where he's like so he's talking about the
trades he's making and he lets other people like take the same trades as him yeah he's
like basically telling other people like I'll take this trade you gotta be like you want
to be in it I do you really yeah dude I'll add you to it um but uh I don't really understand
it like what's going on so it's like I you know I just see it pop up in my watch he's
like oh I'm buying like I would fucking take those trades because I was actually gonna
suggest to you like if your brother's a day trader and he's doing well why don't you just
like talk to him and take the exact same trades that he's well that's what he's doing let
me show you I just don't I don't understand it fully because he's trading S&P contracts
right oh he's trading stock options he's trading the entire stock market so like he's trading
S&P so what he's like you're like we're betting on individual betting we're buying individual
assets he's trading contracts he's doing trade options though I don't know if it's options
let me see if it's a contract then that's that would be an option yeah because options
are like you bet on whether the stock goes up or down and you can make like huge gains
off of it but you can also lose everything that you put into it where the fuck is this
group I get text from it I gotta say the longer you guys have been into this the more I've
wanted to stay the fuck away all right why just because at first everything was like
all sunshine and rainbows between both of you and I was just like ah damn tough week
fuck it's just like I don't know what I'm doing if I try again this I'm gonna lose all
my fucking money like I'm just gonna I'm still how long we've been talking about this so
it's March March April May June July no you haven't really been talking about until like
the last three or four months I would say all right so I'm up three thousand bucks
still March was three sucks to take a hit like an eight hundred dollar hit but like
okay I could say right now on Chipotle I'm down five hundred okay but the way I look
at it is I'm letting Chipotle use my money okay I don't care what the stock does like
I know it's gonna go down I know it's gonna fluctuate but I also know it's gonna come
into the green and when it comes into the green I'm gonna cash out and I'm gonna buy
it back at a better price like that's that's not like you can't make you could I get what
you're saying you could make a living doing that but my money is losing six percent value
to inflation sitting in my savings account the biggest risk is to do nothing with it
and if I've made three thousand dollars in the past few months like you know the last
couple weeks hasn't been great I haven't made money but I really haven't lost money either
so why not just do something like I've lost then what's that why not just do something
like ETFs then where it's like a very high likelihood of just steady gains like you're
getting me wrong if the stock market crashes your fucking ETFs will too I went through
that with COVID but like this shit everything bounced back this shit I never pulled out
right so this shit you should be fucking with after fifteen percent of your income has gone
to growth stock mutual funds this is just I can get behind that that makes sense this
is this is the icing on the cake yeah this is just for fun yeah I mean this is just trying
to see yeah how much you can make on short shorter term trades just for gambling well
you can do swing trades for for long term profit right it's not it's not a gamble here's
my thing it's not a gamble if McDonald's historically has always gone up right like this is literally
what the chart looks like for McDonald's yeah it just goes goes up that's what my ETFs look
like from a five-year period usually right so from its inception there's been dips there's
been spikes you know what I mean it goes up it goes down but over the long term it goes
in one direction so if I buy five thousand dollars McDonald's all right and it takes
a fucking forty percent dip I'm not out that money because I know where it's fucking going
it's going to the fucking moon it's going where Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong walked
bro I don't gotta worry about it if you make too much like gains off of day trades you're
just gonna invest that money into more day trades and eventually probably end up losing
it unless you really know what you're doing it's kind of like gambling well because you
won like the big lottery and you keep spending it gambling at the casino you're eventually
gonna lose it because the house goes away so that's the way that I viewed it it's just
like if this was too good to be true well I would have heard more about it dude so yeah
day trading if you don't know what you're doing like if you have not really studied
it right yes it's it's risky and you're gonna you're gonna end up losing a lot of money
right Casey do you wanna how much how much have you lost like a couple thousand couple
couple thousand that stings dude that's a bad day but some of it that's two thousand
dollars out of your you you were up a thousand so you really lost a thousand bucks right
yeah I mean you what you wow you sold me Dan sign me right up no I'll say you make a bad
day trade and you lose three hundred dollars you make another day trade the same day that's
you gain a thousand dollars you're up seven hundred dollars you got just kind of win more
than you lose so so when you say day trade that is the official strategy you're betting
necessarily I have to bet a ton but you're you're but to have a three hundred four hundred
dollar shift though you're putting it no there's a stock on Monday there's so there's a stock
on Monday that went up four hundred percent and there's stock on Tuesday that went up
five hundred ninety percent so say you bet a hundred dollars on it you make six hundred
dollars oh yeah if you pulled out at the right time but yeah so here's my thing right Casey
does the risk is of anybody I know okay and he'll be up like three hundred dollars I'm
like dude that's three hundred dollars pull out and he's like no we're gonna hang in there
like he's you know I pulled out before and then fucking Monday Tuesday happens and fucking
these stocks go to five hundred something percent and like I'm not even in it yeah I
got FOMO bro fear of missing I try and catch it on sale like far enough below the moving
average that it's a deal right I'm like that's a deal on that stock I'm buying assets okay
I'm not gambling okay so if if it goes down it you know I don't care because I'm I'm if
I get stuck with it it's an asset I own that asset big deal you know I mean if I got stuck
with five grand a reddit yeah I have five thousand dollars of reddit I would rather
have five thousand dollars of reddit than five thousand dollars of dollars you know
what I mean because the US dollar is losing six percent to inflation per year I just want
billion she but you news yeah I don't want any shit you talk me into buying 25 bucks
just you chirping at fucking cases let's do the math on that that's like a fucking 38
percent loss that is yeah I just remember you said that shit and then I looked back
at it and Casey was like it's on sale boy and it completely went up back to what I was
like oh looks like it looks like easy was right it was just a sale yeah I got fucked
over because I sold it before it fucking went back up yeah but I mean dude like I so I
haven't been making a ton of money but I still made like 250 bucks last week you know just
like off reddit I saw it's on sale I started buying into it when it's like you know around
like 60 bucks goes down to like 54 and then I put a ton on it I mean that's a really good
price right now it's at 70 bucks you know I sold it off at I think I sold all of it
by $65 but if I held out I would have made a lot more money but you know I'm good with
that I'm good with making 250 bucks you know right so that that's just like that's pretty
simple that's a pretty safe bet and it's like dude like I could cash out right now on McDonald's
make 50 bucks that's 50 free fucking dollars just for using my money for a couple weeks
you know so that's how much time do you really realistically think you've put into checking
on that well so that's the thing dude when you are working to a certain extent you are
you are you just fucking check stocks instead of how much time do people put into Facebook
yeah yeah social media or say if you had what is that what is that shop online where people
sell shit eBay Etsy Etsy yeah so if you had an Etsy store if you wanted to do $3,000 of
sales on Etsy dude that's so much fucking work that you have to like pack so much more
well you could you could compare any job with one another I just I don't know so like you
talk about you talk about screen time I guess my big thing is like dude I really don't so
I like my video games but I don't look at my phone very often I check my phone maybe
a handful of times a day like my my fucking my fucking notifications stack up and I'm
so okay with that I try to stay the fuck away from social media I try to stay the fuck away
from all that I find that I'm happier that way so like whenever I get into this Robin
and thing like I want to jump in on this like day trading and swing trading shit that you
guys do but it's like I know me I'm not gonna want to look at my phone that much I can't
do that you just look at it once a day for swing trading the only screens I look at
our video games like that's really it I mean dude look when I have like eight thousand
dollars on Tesla right that's what I'm saying I don't want to be tied to that I want to
be able to forget about that and not be risking shit right I call that babysitting you have
to babysit the stock and I can't do that I don't want to do that that's why I eat I
eat yeah right right it's distracting from like work and everything right because it's
like dude every little fucking movement is like it either hurts or it fucking feels great
right it's like it's either like oh I'm fucking losing money right or it's like oh this is
fucking awesome I'm making money to the fucking moon right so it's like that's babysitting
and I do not like that right so that's why I like okay I could have a ton of money on
say McDonald's right or Starbucks I got I got a bit on Starbucks right now but if I
if I'm overextended I know I'm overextended because I can't stop looking at it right so
I only put as much on as I don't care about right so like saying Starbucks right now I've
got you know 38 shares of Starbucks 2800 bucks right those fluctuations don't hurt me I don't
really care they don't hurt they don't hurt right but if I had eight or nine thousand
dollars on Starbucks I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of it okay so that's that's
one of the things like that's one of my rules is like only put as much on the stock as you'd
want to keep forever dude I'm just saying like when you guys talk about this shit I'm
being dead serious like where I've made money and I know you guys are like oh no we can't
talk about oh don't even bring it up dude for me the most profitable like risky venture
I've done has been sports betting I'm doing I'm good with that shit dude I've never really
I've never really better than going to a casino I don't do it very often the only time I do
is because for me is like with you guys it's like you don't know if you have a stock that's
just like going up and down just a tiny little bit and you're fucking right and you're like
am I pulling out am I sticking with it I got to keep my eye on it it's like for me it's
like I show up to a bar I order a beer and an order of wings and I say oh shit the Yankees
are playing all the Red Sox are who's on the mound all right what's these guys stats okay
yeah I see that all right I'm gonna go through there I'm gonna bet that I'm either betting
money line maybe I'm betting the spread see see what players are hot all right bet this
guy hits a dinger today put that chin to a parlay get a couple of them going you got
a couple savers but that's just like it's earns you your money back and like dude I
have never lost money betting baseball like I'm dead serious and I don't do it often because
like I if I start getting into it I'm going to start losing money because I'm gonna start
getting riskier and be like I'm I fucking know exactly what's gonna happen what this
is gonna be it and it's like no you can't do that you do those 15 like fucking parlay's
that's where you're getting fucked but for me I'm sorry that's not it kind of sounds
like day trading yeah I'm like the eggies are hot right now this pitcher is good I think
he's gonna get a bunch of strikeouts I think this batter that's going crazy betcha he hits
a dinger and then I'll be like all right this guy he's drawn a bunch of walks lately he's
gonna get to two plus bases tonight and then you put a parlay into that like dude I turned
five bucks into like 60 and all I did was pay my pay my tab for my chicken wings my
beer and I walked home with a $40 profit do you have any idea how good that feels I watched
that game I watched that game by capitalist dude we could just be bet on sports so I don't
do that often and don't get me wrong I've been burned on it too but like if you watch
a lot of sports you see the trending like you can you can be like you can be like oh
this pitchers just like he's doing good a lot of stocks you can see trends I know I
know it's the same thing it's like for you guys like for like you guys like the specifics
you get into with stocks where I have no fucking idea what you're talking about like candlestick
charts and all that shit with baseball I could talk about like eRA wins above replacement
wins above replacement plus on base percentage batting percentage home runs like all that
shit it's like it is kind of the same thing it really is it really is okay it's the same
as like horse racing too like horse racing have you ever looked at like have you ever
looked through a program like my uncle handicaps he sits there all day he's got pen in his
mouth like like he's scribbling shit on his paper he's figuring out like all that horse
is wearing blinders ain't winning this one no way not on turf are you fucking kidding
me absolutely not but the four but the four put twenty dollars in the four the three is
gonna show all right that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying you don't have to place
it and it's like nine out of ten times the guy's fucking wrong he has no fucking idea
what he's trying to like you know like his finger and like yeah like I don't know the
horses I think it's more like luck and truth be told dude when I see the stock market and
I see the way that dude's got guys that shit it just seems like sure you can do your research
but I feel like that shit is so fucking luck based it's I think when it comes out though
but all right so I and I feel like when you know when you talk about sports you probably
make an argument it's luck based and to a certain extent it is but like so day trading
is extremely similar to sports betting you're looking at the stats and all that stuff yeah
day things more like gambling right so if you don't know what you're doing which ninety
nine percent of people sports betting is it is gambling I don't get to pull my shit well
actually you do you get to cash out your bets now on certain apps so but all right so your
odds are live though for example like look at my Starbucks right that twenty eight hundred
dollars yep all right that's how much I've made off that twenty eight hundred dollars
right is that a good number what is that number alley man that would be a negative one hundred
and seven ninety nine negative one hundred and seven dollars right why did I not I didn't
actually lose that money though exactly because it could go back up it's not that it could
go back up it's that it's a growth stock and it will go back up you know so it's the other
thing is is that I am owning an asset I own that asset I went to Starbucks today okay
actually no idea I went to Duck and Donuts today I know you say you like investing in
the products you use it's a company always talk about that company that I use all the
time you went to Duck and Donuts and you're talking about you want Starbucks I would all
ducking out dude you've always came in with a dunkin cup Duncan doesn't be I go to Starbucks
all the time and then I read the side of it it's like three shots espresso and like all
right Dan's drinking crack no they're private fuck no but dude I I'm using that company
so I know everybody else is using it too you know what I mean that's a good way to put
it so those aren't the companies you want to be in like long term but and they have
just enough volatility that they're always going up and down it's like dude Starbucks
isn't gonna fucking drop the $50 and never come back up so so Dan you want to hear my
equivalent of that yeah it comes to sports betting because I can I can draw a perfect
parallel to this yeah fucking world and also it pays dividends yeah so all right dividends
sure but dude I all right we'll talk about dividends afterwards because I got something
to say about that too but not that I really know what I'm talking about but from my perspective
but regardless I've never watched a fucking game of soccer in my life World Cup comes
up a couple years ago and I was like France whatever you want to know what I got fucking
holiday on my last paycheck whatever 20 bucks on France before the tournament even starts
sorry no Argentina Argentina my buddy put money on France Argentina won the fucking
cup and they were not the favorite they were like three or four steps down from that and
it was before the tournament even started the odds were fantastic on them I put like
I think I put a hundred on them and I turned like I don't know I think I made like almost
two grand off of that bet and like I wasn't even paying attention to the World Cup at
all and then all of a sudden I get invested in it and like the last couple rounds I was
like oh Lionel Messi's on that thing oh shit I've heard that guy's name before and then
it's like I'm following it I'm watching the games I'm having the time of my life I go
out to a bar the night of the fucking World Cup game when they beat France and I was like
oh fuck like I was so pumped I never watched a game of fucking soccer in my life and I
made like three grand off of it like around there I can't remember it was between two
and three grand it was just like a fucking shit ball fucking hundred dollar bet I was
pissing in the wind I had no fucking idea what was gonna happen with it right it's like
I don't know maybe that's what like you would call your penny stock but like also it's like
every year with the NFL I'll pick like a deep sleeper for a fucking pick that like a team
I think could win the Super Bowl it's like you just put like 30 40 bucks on a team they
fucking make it like if they start to blow it early pull out you can do that you can
cash out your bet but the odds are a lot this does sound a lot like training yeah it sounds
just like exactly so if it wasn't for that like if it wasn't for like the ability to
pull out but all these sports betting apps offer that like but they also know it's like
if I bet the Yankees are gonna win by 10 runs in the ninth inning and they're down by three
the inning before like I'm cashing out a tenth of what I put into it like you you're taking
a huge hit no matter what you do like if you're on the losing end but yeah at least you get
something so let me ask you right because I'm not a big sports dude right yep how many
people are actually into sports because they like gambling I don't think it time a lot
actually so all right so at least at least in our age group I think there's a lot of
people who do sports betting now I have a couple buddies who have gone through like
betting a lot of money on it but everybody I know is backed off I've never seen anybody
who's gotten into like a hardcore fucking problem with it but it's like I don't know
I think I think people pay a little bit more attention to stats than than they used to
when it comes to like if they're a better they're gonna be like they're gonna start
looking at that shit because now they have money investment rather than just like emotional
investment and if your football team loses does it really hurt you that much no it probably
it feels like a gut punch in the moment like I rooted for him all year but then betting
almost undermines the whole thing like as a sports fan like I don't bet baseball very
often because I love the Yankees and I hate when I get pissed off at them just bet against
the Yankees every time that way you win out either way no because then because then it
doesn't work that way because then the Yankees win and you don't care so for me what I like
to do is I like to look at other teams and I like to memorize rosters and I like to memorize
their stats and I like to get a couple teams that I like to bet on that's cool to me because
then I got my little betting pool and then when they play another team I can learn about
them and I've always been super autistic when it comes to baseball statistics I don't know
why but like I can remember like the I can remember every position every player plays
what their batting average was ballpark like within like 20% home runs all that shit that
stuff's cool to me because when you look at like I can go through a lineup card and I
can tell you who I would bet on at certain times not every team not every team especially
not now I used to be better in this but it's like when you have all those stats that you
can just pull from memory it makes betting easy and you usually I mean don't get me wrong
there is risk but you if you know your shit if you really do your research you're not
going to get burned too often in sports betting but there is the element like maybe we should
shift gears here then Casey.
Let me caution you so Yankees which thankfully I have not done a lot of sports betting this
year because I can tell you right now I would have lost a lot of money on the Yankees this
year because I do have a fucking personal investment in them too which is dangerous
that's why you don't want to bet your team very often if they start sucking suck it up
don't bet on them for a couple weeks bet on somebody else but that sounds like how I am
with Tesla.
Yeah exactly exactly it's the same thing but it's like you got to back out a little bit
but it's like I don't know I mean I wasn't doing a I wasn't doing a ton of it but it's
like I mean I guess the risks really are the same to a certain extent it's just oh no there's
also the element where like I don't know maybe you guys have something maybe if you're watching
the fucking line go up and down you feel the same thing.
It's not the line going up and down though you keep saying that.
I know but you know what I'm saying is that I'm buying assets I'm buying an asset that
I could give to my children.
So for me is like I'm doing the same thing but for the most part it's very short term
and I get to look at it potentially drunk and I'm still pretty confident in myself I'm
going to make a good decision.
I mean dude and my dad I'm sorry I don't mean to cut you off my dad is a savant with this
shit I don't know how he does it he fucking my dad is probably the best he's the most
anti of that person he's the one who told me he's like Alex put money into ETFs never
touch anything else and followed that he does the same thing all of a sudden he saw me and
my brother no he saw me and my uncle doing sports paths one day and he goes oh what's
that he fucking loves it now he lives on fucking fan duel and fucking draft Kings and all these
apps and he loves it he fucking makes money though he's looking he's he's doing the same
shit I'm doing he's reading stats but he has a vision for it that's just separate from
mine he really doesn't lose money he risks more than I do but like I don't know my dad
I know my dad's got money stashed away he makes really good money but he's so non-materialist
he drives a beater Prius worse than mine he drives a 2009 with 300,000 miles on it wow
yeah like he's just he's a I don't know he's wired different but he's hugging his favorite
thing he loves it for the same reason I do you put money into a sport game I have a product
that I can watch and whether or not they win or lose for the most part I'm still gonna
have a pretty time I'm gonna have a pretty good time watching because of the same as
you do you are only putting in money that you're willing to risk for me it's the same
thing I'm only putting money I'm willing to risk so if my fucking bet doesn't work out
whatever but at the same time it made a game between two teams that I could give like I
don't give a shit who wins in a fucking Washington Nationals versus fucking like San Diego Padres
game that has zero bearing on my team and what I want them to do but in the moment I'm
like all right like this team's got these stars I fucking love that guy every time I
bet he's in a home run like over there like that guy fucking over here oh shit that pitch
are starting it's like I don't know it is it's identical it's the same thing like you
can look at trending and like what's going on with that business at that point it's like
baseball I think certain sports are a little bit more unpredictable I fucking hate betting
hockey hockey's hard hockey's a very very luck based sport fuck hockey baseball is luck
based but it's like I think we've talked to you're right you're right you're right all
right thanks for listening on title podcast yeah we can't just cut it off right there
that's a horrible ending a couple more stocks no I'm just joking I'm actually it's three
in the morning oh no I know I'm 302 I gotta get home dude 303 I gotta get home to my cats
I gotta eat some food I gotta rub one out let's get going here that sounds like a good
fucking plan Dan right you got a you got an agenda right there look look up on Facebook
and of course be kind to yourselves and each other we out fuck off for all we know robots
have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet no no we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
extended episodes where the fuck did the spearman come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts they're killing they're
killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese somewhere in China in some
days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall super
soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens I do not know
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that the government has taken it to the
next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are
going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink
money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be
able to convince you that things are fucking real you can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts
no circuitry but let me tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord
in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually
worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing it just to survive,
but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. George Soros
is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. He's fucking put down a whole bunch
of shit. Just don't fucking get it, okay? Everybody's like, no Donald Trump's the fucking
word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody's
like, oh, it's so cool. Everybody's like, you're saying that Elon Musk is so cool, he
made like a place for himself. The actual government is trying, the actual full government,
which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, and they're actually the ones that
are controlling fucking all of it. The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill
Gates. The paid fucking off.